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is yuri otaku culture?

>> No.13164170

>>13164162
but those are boys!

>> No.13164187

>>13164170
Are you sure you're posting in the thread you think you're posting in?

>> No.13164240

>>13164187
>thinking theyre girls

are you sure you're in the right board?

>> No.13164257

>>13164240
Dicks or gtfo.

>> No.13164262

Fuck yuri.
Fuck you.
All yurifags should go die.
I fucking hate yuri get that shit away from here..

>> No.13164271

>>13164262
It's actually yaoi so just chill. You're embarassing yourself.

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>>13164262

>> No.13165179

No.

Otaku want to watch faceless inoffensive self-inserts fuck their waifus.

>> No.13165185

Is it still Yuri if I make myself their sex toy?

>> No.13165190

>>13165185
That is the quickest way to piss off a yurifag imaginable.

>> No.13165233

>>13165026
S3 COMING

>> No.13165408

But touhous have penises if they want to.

>> No.13166643

Maybe.
Maybe not.

>> No.13166669

I want to see cute girls doing cool stuff

>> No.13166734

>>13165190
Noted

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I don't care whether this is yuri or gaysex, it's still the best thing ever.

>>13164262
I hate your hetero shit which is about 50 times as common as anything which is remotely girl on girl. Also this is pretty much the only occasion ever when I express this hate.

>> No.13166783

Saliva trails should be otaku culture

>> No.13166848

>>13166763
But it's far superior to your boring yurishit. Not sticking it in 2hus should be a crime.

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>>13166848
Given the apparent age of most youkai, sticking in 2hus probably IS a crime.

>> No.13170044

>>13169681
Japan had little boy prostitutes before the West came, I highly doubt they care much at all. Youkai aren't even human so I doubt the villagers care if you're banging Chen or Rumia. What they probably care more about is that you're banging a humanoid man-eating abomination in their eyes.

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>>13164162
How is that yuri? My doujins are telling me that Momiji is a boy!

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>sticking in little girls is a crime
I never really understood the reasoning behind this. What's so criminal about two individuals having a good time?

>> No.13170126

Well my name is Yuri and I browse /jp/ so yeah.

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>>13170078
Lewd as HELL

>> No.13171580

>>13169681
Given their actual age, it's not.

>> No.13171771

>>13171580
Explain that to the court.
"No no your honor, it's cool. I know she looks like she's 12 but she's really 500+ years old! It's not like I'm some kind of pedophile or anything."

>> No.13171780

>>13164162
No. It's >>>/u/ relevant, however.

>> No.13171787

>>13171771
She can prove it.

>> No.13171795

I like watching the characters do cool and fun stuff

>> No.13171799

>>13171787
We're talking about physical age.
Fucking a young girl will cause physical trauma, and god helps her if she becomes pregnant, her hips won't be able to carry the weight, causing many bones to break until the pain makes her totally insane.

>> No.13171801

>>13171799
She's a disguting fucking youk.

She can take cannonball to the face and live, your meatdick ain't nothing.

>> No.13171804

>>13171799
Youkai are more likely to break my hips than vice versa.

>> No.13171807

>>13171801
Learn to read, you missed the point.

And what does "disguting" means?

>> No.13171810

>>13171807
There's no point.

The only "young" thing about youk is their look, their spiritual and physical development are beyond any human.

>> No.13171834

>>13171807
And it means they are disgusting inside, looking young and weak when they are stronger than any human, and can regenerate as a faster rate (for example being cut down by blades but can still attach themselves together).

Good thing they can still die though.

>> No.13171835

>>13171787
I have nothing to back this up canonically but I don't think youkai carry around a wallet with their ID in it. Or have a birth certificate. Or anything other than their word to defend their age with.

So... no. They can't prove it. To the courts, they look like underaged little girls and you look like a creepy paedo for it.

>> No.13171840

>>13171835
Sure they can prove it, just ask them various questions regarding history that no girls would ever know.

Or in case of fairies, shoot them down and let them rise again, which proves they aren't human.

>> No.13171843

>>13171835
Surely they have some acquaintances that can vouch for them.

>> No.13171859

>>13171843
If you're a judge, would you believe Cirno if she came into your courtroom and tried to explain that Wriggle really IS "like, 2 or 3 hundred years old!" while holding up four fingers and looking confused?

In nature, the bull lives peacefully with the giraffe. Let that sink in, anon.

>> No.13171863

>>13171840
>just ask them various questions regarding history that no girls would ever know
And how would you prove that they're not making shit up, genius?

>> No.13171866

>>13171859
I would believe when Cirno freezes a nigger up.

>> No.13171868

>>13171863
By making fact check, duh.

Ask them various questions about old Japan, no way a 10-15 year old girl can answer any or all of that shit.

>> No.13171872

>>13171868
>no way a 10-15 year old girl can answer any or all of that shit
Yeah, because books don't exist.

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>>13171859
Sure why not. Could you really call this face a liar?

>> No.13171878

>>13171872
10-15 year old girls are elementary or high school students.

They wouldn't know anything about history aside from their curriculum.

>> No.13171886

>>13171878
So according to you, girls don't read books and aren't interested by anything that isn't in their curriculum.
That's a lil' bit sexist, Anon.

>> No.13171894

>>13171886
Boys don't do that either.

Go ask random 10-15 years old boys/girls about obscure facts in history, and don't allow them to google it.

>> No.13171900

>>13171894
So your logic is that, just because they're that old, they remember everything that happened?
I guess you never read 1984. The book explains why the average man never has a global vision. Do you really think that Wriggle, Cirno or any other spankable touhou was interested enough in human politic to remember the civil war?

>> No.13171909

>>13171900
I didn't read 1984, but I did watch it.

And no, they don't have to remember what happened exactly, just vague memories are enough.

Kids can't do this because they never experience that shit in the first place.

>> No.13171911

>>13171868
Yes. You're a complete genius, anon. That's foolproof.

I remember when I took my drunk neighbor to court for taking a golf club to my car. The charges were dropped because he managed to list 48 of the first 50 elements in the period table successfully. I felt soooo stupid and apologized profusely to him. Had I realized the elements were one of his areas of knowledge, the broken windshield and right-hand mirror as well as the many dents and damage to the paintjob would have all been acceptable.

>> No.13171919 [DELETED] 

>>13170078
Why are her legs in spider mode?

>> No.13171924

>>13171911
I don't think that has much to do with our situation.

10 - 15 year old girls simply don't have enough brain capacity to remember what happened hundreds of years ago. They either have to learn it (which is easy to notice considering how streamlined history books are nowadays), or somebody told them beforehands.

>> No.13171925

>>13171909
>I did watch it
Hold the fuck on. There was a 1984 movie?

>they don't have to remember what happened exactly, just vague memories are enough
The main difference between youkais and human is that human can remember the past and learn. Youkais are always the same, they live in the present.
Let's say you interrogate Cirno.
She talks about the flowers being funny every 60 years.
You ask her what she means by that.
She says she's been there 60 years.
Flabbergasted, you ask her to give some details.
She says she was living in an igloo at this time.
You interrogate her about the flowers.
She says they were pretty and stuff.

Vague memories aren't convincing enough for a courthouse. You need accurate details, and the youkais don't give enough fuck to remember the past.

>> No.13171934 [DELETED] 

>>13171925
>There was a 1984 movie?
Many films were released that year!

Also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four_%28film%29

>> No.13171939

>>13171934
>with John Hurt
My hips are moving on their own.
I need that movie. I just hope it won't be as bad as the V for Vendetta movie.

>> No.13171942

>>13171925
Sound like you yourself need a fact check first before lecturing anyone.

And it's easy to fact check that, ask people at the village, especially older people.

They can confirm 60 years ago flowers are blooming all the places for no reason, and if Cirno is a human, she can't possibly live 60 years looking like that, ergo she's not human.

Regarding physical details, shoot her in the face and see her rise again if you need physical proof that she's not human.

>> No.13171952

>>13171942
>And it's easy to fact check that, ask people at the village, especially older people.
Yes, hence why it doesn't prove anything. Cirno coulda heard it from her grandmother.

>Regarding physical details, shoot her in the face and see her rise again if you need physical proof that she's not human.
Do you seriously suggest using that argument in court?
>"Aaaayyy, I know I'm suspected of being a pedophile, but she's legal, you see, she's 100 years old, and she's also a fairy! Let me shoot her in the face to prove me right!"
Should we discuss how you're going to escape from the Pink Bird Mental Institute now?

>> No.13171957

>>13171952
There's no record of Cirno's grandmother, or mother, or anything, the only contacts of her would be little girls like her, and these girls have grandmothers that look like little girls.

Yes, I would. Heck, I'd go to jail to prove that she's not human.

By that point, I don't matter anymore, as mankind has finally found itself not alone in the universe.

>> No.13171972

>>13171924
>10 - 15 year old girls simply don't have enough brain capacity to remember what happened hundreds of years ago. They either have to learn it (which is easy to notice considering how streamlined history books are nowadays), or somebody told them beforehands.

I had a friend in early grade school (grade 2-3-ish) who was better at algebra than the teacher. When I was in my mid-teens, one of the other teens at my school knew chemistry inside-out and had memorized tons of chemical formulas and other crazy stuff way beyond my understanding. So what about the kids that DO know this stuff? What about kids who take a strong interest in history? If you think they don't exist, you, sir, are retarded.

How would "learning it" be a problem? Are you saying an adult wouldn't "learn it" too? Most people I know learned their history in school. From the same history books students learn from. The ones who haven't were told about them by somebody. If anything, a kid for whom this information is fresh will probably do a better and more creative job retelling these events than an adult who rote-learned it in school and hasn't used the knowledge in 20+ years.

I don't know about the schools in your state but here, we learned about what happened hundreds of years ago while we were 10-15 and even got tested on it. Kids generally pass these tests better than adults - it's the premise of an american game show.

But yeah. I'm sure the legal world considers you an adult if you can talk about the edo period some.

>> No.13171979

>>13171972
It's not learning vs experiencing.

A kid learning from the book would just repeat the thing he/she read from the book.

It's different than a person who has experienced it.

It's like asking a kid about WW2, he might speak about all the shit he reads about in the book, but only the WW2 veteran can tell people of his personal story, how he live, what did he do in that period.

>> No.13172020

>>13171979
Because your memory of a 40+ years event is going to be fresh and kids in their early-to-mid teen years cannot paraphrase or use creativity. And the odds of your WW2 kid not having a grandfather or relative who's been there and can feed them personal stories to use in court? Yeah, clearly that's impossible.

However which way the person asking these questions is going to know the answers to expect, both a kid and an adult can figure them out through the same means.

We're talking about the legal system here. You really think they'd use the argument "This individual knows their history well enough, therefore despite their obvious child-like appearance they are hereby recognized as an adult"? I'm asking you this seriously, anon, before you try to argue your point any further.

>> No.13172023

Oh wait, you can also ask Cirno about modern history post 1885.

Considering Gensokyo's isolationism, that's another good question.

>> No.13172046

>>13172020
For that story to work, you have to prove Cirno's connection with an old individual, or some learning materials beforehands.

You would find none of it.

Cirno doesn't learn by the book, she learns by experiencing history itself and hearing other people (most likely fairies) thorough her natural long life.

And as said, if I want to talk about real physical evidences, fuck this history bullshit, I'm going to shoot or cut Cirno's head off to prove my point, dealing with the legal system by showing scientific evidences that this supposedly young girl is not in fact a human at all.

>> No.13172065

Unless we're talking about the Yama's court, the only logical response to charges of sticking it in underage yokai is to have your loli yokai gf destroy everyone in the courtroom.

Then you can bend her over the judge's bench and fuck her to celebrate your victory

>> No.13172069

>>13172046
> You would find none of it.
Cirno can canonically read and write (ex, SaBND extra 2). Don't be a secondary. She's dumb but she's not retarded.

> I'm going to shoot or cut Cirno's head off to prove my point
Do you forget to think your post through before writing it or are you just trolling?

>> No.13172071

>>13172065
This could also work but it sets a bad precedent for the youk.

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>>13172065
You'll never stick it in a youkai's hairless pussy and shoot your cum inside her underdeveloped womb. Give it up

>> No.13172081

>>13172069
Cirno can canonically read and write, but you would find that she has no connection to any modern learning materials. She would be either isolated (which is true) and homeroomed by someone since 10-12 years ago, and you wouldn't be able to find said teacher anyhow.

And what's the big deal? Court wants to frame me for fucking a underage human, just going to prove the judge that I'm not fucking a human at all.

>> No.13172085

>>13172081
>She would be isolated*

>> No.13172088

>>13171957
>There's no record of Cirno's grandmother, or mother, or anything
You missed my point, I think.
I'm trying to suppose how a courthouse would react. And the judge, being unaware she's a fairy, would probably wonder if she's hasn't heard from it by her grandmother.

Now that I say that, I must leave that thread, I just picked a new PC and I must build it and install Windows 8.
And get whipped by my mistress because I like suffering.

>> No.13172091

>>13172072
>underdeveloped
Not this shit again, her vagina is older than you.

>> No.13172110

>>13172091
I'm assuming that the development of her entire body is arrested at the level of a grade schooler.

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On a related note, Rule34 is pruning most of their "objectionable" images claiming that law enforcement is now starting to crack down more harshly on loli and the like

So, how long do we all have until our doors get kicked in by LEOs and we are sent off to get shanked to death by crips and the bavarian brotherhood?

>> No.13172305 [DELETED] 

>>13172117
>On a related note, Rule34 is
It sounds shitposty, but why do you care? Why would anyone care?

>> No.13172595

>>13171900
>So your logic is that, just because they're that old, they remember everything that happened?
>I guess you never read 1984.

More on topic, he never read Rokujuunen Buri ni Murasaki ni Kaoru Hana (sorry, I'm not using whatever mistranslation the wiki currently has for that title).

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I Love seeing cute girls do cute things

Especially when it's eachother

>> No.13173226

>>13172305
If Rule34 is right, loli is going to be a death sentence pretty soon in the decadent west

>> No.13175400

>>13172110
You would be wrong.

Grade-schooler can't shoot energy ball out of her ass.

>> No.13175403

>>13172595
Then you can fuck off.

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>> No.13177184

>>13176370
Just imagine the smell. Disgusting.

>> No.13180637

>>13177184
You're right. Sekibanki needs a public bathing! I don't know how she stays hidden.

>> No.13180681 [DELETED] 

Yurifaggots need to GTFO back to >>>/u/

>> No.13180951

>>13164262
u gay

>> No.13181035

>>13180951
Fun fact:
Yuri is gay :)

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>> No.13181089

>>13181056
Why the fuck is Reisen's hair blue?

>> No.13181100

I love this anon who hates yuri.
His/her threads about het pairings get ignored by yurifags so the only way to catch their attention is to say in the first posts an insult towards them, and even then the only thing they say is asking why the hell were they mentioned in the first place.

Meanwhile yuri threads get shat regardless because "hurr yurifags are so obnoxious I swear to god".

It reminds me of the niggerwalks comic.

>> No.13181148

>>13181100
>I love this anon who hates yuri.

Yes, anon, we all know there's only one person on this entire board who doesn't like what you like.

>> No.13181163

>>13181148
Yeah, but there's only one (I hope) who spergs about it and makesthe same threads over and over to sperg about it even more.

>> No.13181168

>>13181035
If you wank to yuri, does that make you a faggot?

>>13181100
Yes, there's only one guy that doesn't like people shoving their preferences down everyone's throats and derailing threads.

>> No.13181175

>>13181163
Yeah, there's only one guy who hates yuri. I bet it's the same faggot who doesn't like spanking and constantly derail all spanking-related discussions.

>> No.13181258

>>13181089
It's been deprived of oxygen for a long period of time.

>> No.13182836

>>13171866
Please don't use hatespeech on the jay

>> No.13182878
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I want you to leave.

>> No.13182952

>>13182836
/jp/ is a freespeech zone!

>>13182878
Please don't bully the yuri hater!

>> No.13183131

>>13182952
Your post contradicts itself, if /jp/ truly is a freespeech zone, then it should be ok to post one's opinions, even if they are hateful

>> No.13183137

>>13183131
Nah, he's fine. He doesn't deny the right of the yuri hater to bully yuri, he simply asks them not to. Requesting that others act in a certain way doesn't conflict with their right to ignore that request.

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>>13183137
I see, thanks for the insightful opinion

>> No.13183157

>>13182952
freedom of speech is a social construct

>> No.13183670

>>13181175
>Yeah, there's only one guy who hates yuri. I bet it's the same faggot who doesn't like spanking and constantly derail all spanking-related discussions.
There's zero fags autistic enough to make long angry threads about how they hate spanking and only one fag autistic enough to make long angry threads about how they hate yuri.

>> No.13184187

>>13183154
no prob sheepneet

>> No.13187763

>>13164162
No.

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>>13164162
It has been a while since I could use this picture.
Thank you.

>> No.13187970

If only there was a Yuri board you could take this secondary fanon shit too.

>> No.13188448

>>13187970
You've clearly never seen a /u/ touhou thread. Or any thread.
Also I can't stop reading each post in a female voice.

>> No.13196244

>>13188448
That's correct. /u/ has better, more thoughtful, more canon-respectful, and generally higher quality discussion than anything the elitist pricks on /jp/ can dredge out of their pathetic self-righteous asses.

>> No.13200569

>>13187970
Why do secondaries always call others secondaries? Is it an insecurity thing? It's been happening a lot lately so maybe I just missed out on a new meme of some kind.

>> No.13202708

>>13164262
Wait, were you the one fag who crashed that Touhou-couple thread a few weeks back?

>> No.13209335

>>13172072
How can a youkai be underdeveloped? The beginning of youkaidom marks the end of their physical growth.

>> No.13217810

>>13209335
If a human transforms to youkai before finishing physical development, would it not be stuck in a permanently underdeveloped form?

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