/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13146473
Are ya gonna ask 'er out, big bro?

Sure.. hehehe loser..

She isn't the best gatekeeper, is she?

Meiling-sama is so cool!

>>13146473
Woah. I want to get to know her, tease her, and then ask her out on a date!

>>13146563

Does she really need to be? I mean between meido and fran it is not like anyone is gonna..steal anything.

nm.

We should draw lots and the loser has to ask her out on a date.

>>13146677
>>13146713
I think she'd be a pretty funny and cheerful partner.

>>13146722
She's super cute, what have you guys done.

I don't want to like a dork gatekeeper

Very.

>>13146563
Oh yeah? Name a better one. You can't!

Dresskeeper a best keeper.

No pants allowed.

>>13146875
She can have more than one outfit, you know. Pants on hot days are no good.

>>13146900
those are rude

>>13146900

Ojou sama prefers the dress.

>>13146935
Yes, well, her legs will freeze on cold days without pants, so...

>>13146947

She will be fine as long as

Someone keeps rubbing them

>>13146961
Or as long as she wears pants.

I'm going to piss myself and jerk my cock to Meiling!

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>>13146998
Gatekeepers don't get to pick their opponents, be they humans and youkai or cold and loneliness.

Meiling is cool and cute!

>>13146473
I like to crossdress and go out in public as casual wear touhous, is this normal? I can't be the only one.

>>13150920
Judging by your picture, you just dress in ordinary or perhaps slightly ornate girl's clothing.

The Gatekeeper has a nice pair of milk machines that I want to suck on from dusk til dawn.

>>13151195
That's the point.

GET AWAY FROM MY GATE

>>13146473
does she get paid?

>>13146473
She is not just cute
She is beautiful

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>>13151330
That would be a good fight.

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>>13151456
You haven't seen 'that' MMD fight?

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Hong tummy

>>13151481
Look for Burning Meiling if you haven't.

>>13151844
And this, and it's sequel.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/5134

Most broken character in touhou-a-live.

I want to get Hong pregnant, then she won't have to guard the gate anymore.

>>13152197
She won't get pregnant because she's guarding the gate.

>>13152272

She must leave sometime. What happens when she needs to pee or sleep?

Meiling is good with children

>>13152338
Anyone with a mean streak and a whip is good with children.

You know who else is good with kids?
Sakuya.

I want to marry Meiling so we can guard the gate together.

I wanna be meilings imouto

Meiling hug.

>no Meiling in ULiL
It hurts

>>13152494
Meiling should be in every fighter. I want to see airborne martial arts!

Is she a good cook?

>>13155062

No that is meido's job.

>>13155262
Just because it's not her job doesn't mean she can't do it.

>>13155262
No chinkman is without at least a little skill in stirfry

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>>13155325
Please do not be racist to the Hong.

Gangbanging the gate in front of the gatekeeper!

>>13155635
Please grow thicker skin for the Hong!

Why is Meiling so cute when she's cooking?

Even cuter when she's acting like a big sis to Flan.

>>13155686
I agree.

>>13155753

>>13155757

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>>13155666
Please be respectful of the Hong in a Hong thread. If you want to shitpost, there's several Reimu threads already open.

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Pure Martial Arts Power ranking (Strength & Technique)
1. The Onis (Suika & Yuugi)
2. Hijiri Byakuren
3. Hong Meiling
4. Everyone else

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No Flan, but this is probably my favorite Hong picture.

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>>13155853

I love that artist.

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>>13155876
The taking-it-easiest Gensokyo.

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>>13155887
Till you make her mad, in which you'll still fall for her.

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>>13151371
In hotpockets, yes.

meep meep

>>13155927
Her legs are totally fucked in that image

Meiling must protect the Wu-Tang secret!

Meiling has something for you

>>13155828
Byakuren? Pah! She's only strong because she magically enhances herself.

>>13158809
What is that growth below her mouth? I hope she isn't giving me a never ending gift.

>>13158867
She's a witch with barb buffs. No actual combat training, but it would still be an interesting fight. Meiling still has to get in to land a hit.

>>13158809
I don't drink.

Very cute!

>>13146700
Meiling wishes she could beat up Reimu.

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>>13160618
I don't get it.

>>13160624
Meiling plays weird games with children. I don't get it either.

>>13155764
Why should I be respectful to a shitty gatekeeper?

Red White shits all on her!

>>13161181
>being disrespectful to women
>with super strength

>>13161198
Who are you quoting?

And it's not a woman, it's a youkai!

>>13161207
She's a youkai woman.

>>13161229
Beaten by a human girl!

A little human girl!

>>13161232
That miko's not human! She flies and shoots lasers!

>>13161252
And she did it without training, Meiling is a youkai yet she has to train to be even remotely competent, and she still loses!!!

>>13161232
A cheating girl who canonically has unlimited continues, is a terribly sore loser and is protected by the game rules that she helped write. She probably lost a ton of lives on every boss before reaching Remi.

>>13161267
History favors the one who strives to improve!!!

>>13161269
>>13161259
Make up your mind.

>>13161283
Well, if you train and you still lose then you suck I guess.

>>13161287
All the training in the world won't matter if the other guy can just keep trying until they win.

>>13161339
aaaand if they write the rules for their convenience

>>13161339
Well, there's one game where Meiling gets to be playable, and her arcade mode is actually a dream!!!
>>13161355
The rules keep her safe.

Imagine if they all danmaku for real then even Cirno would beat Meiling because martial art is a really shitty form of defense against ranged combat.

>>13161363
Yeah, but if they fought with plain fisticuffs Meiling would curbstomp anyone who isn't an oni, so it's fine.
Also, Cirno? Come on.

>>13161415
That's the problem, if there is no rules, no one would prefer to fight on fisticuff, especially if you can shoot energy balls outta your hand.

>>13161423
They pretty much ripped out the real spellcard rules for the fighting games, and even then melee still plays a bigger role than projectile spam. You can only do so much damage against an enemy that can constantly graze past your shots.

>>13161468
>he never played story mode

>>13161489
>arguing with a secondary
It's like you want to be asked the "who r u quotin" pleb forced maymay.

Hong is the cutest!

>>13161489
Spellcard fights are about skill and elegance, which the fighting games completely lack, especially in story mode.

>>13161468
>>13161489
>>13161687
Nah, they don't get rid of spellcard rules in the fightan games, else nigger be dead left and right when the powerful Touhou fight.

A true Touhou game no hold barred would be like Ace Combat or Call of Duty.

>>13161695
I never said they outright got rid of them, but they conveniently forgot most of the most important rules (elegance, beauty, no spam) for fighting game conventions.

Is Meiling the real Scarlet Devil?
Is she hiding her powerlevel this whole time?

>>13161721
Meiling is the Scarlet qt
She's been hiding her true cuteness this entire time

Meiling vs Meiling
Who will win the Hong Bowl

>>13164940
chink will win, and the rest of the world loses as usual

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>>13161721
Scarlet is the color of her _____!

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Why is Meiling so cute and motherly?

>>13146998
I want to charm chinadragon by bringing her mittens

>>13174212
Redheads are top-tier girls by nature. Her well-exercised body ensures easy and healthy child-birth. And her chinese chi chis will keep the kids fed.

>>13174352
>poor skin, hair, and health
>top tier

>>13174356
Redheads =/= Gingers

>>13174362
Explain further.

beep beep

>>13148058
I really like pictures that are sexy without really being lewd.

>>13175942
You know what ruins this picture? There's no way that their legs would fit in that space.

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>>13152457
I used to be an adventurer. Then I took a Master Spark to the knee.

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>>13176978
It's like Star Fox, they had their feet amputated to withstand the incredible G-forces of driving at 20MPH.

She's the best big sister you could ever ask for

>>13187652
I agree, she's wholehearted.

She'd be one of the best touhous as a mother or as a wife.

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>>13193831
>spats
Fucking amazing.

>>13194169

Kind of related.

She looks happiest while eating. Do they not feed her enough?

>>13195312
Being a gatekeeper is a tiring job.

>>13174343
>red eyes
>>13195312
>green eyes
>>13201034
>blue eyes

wut

>>13204196
She is the Rainbow Gate Guard!

>>13195312

She just enjoys food is all.

>>13204196

I've never really understood what exactly the deal is with artists and Meiling's eye color, and I've never seen it to a similar degree with anyone else in the series.

And its not like it is with Sakuya or Yukari where they've had different eye colors in different games, Meiling's have always been that aqua blue color in her appearances.

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Not that she'd ever need help from anyone!

>>13214535
stop

>>13214535
China sure have a nice body. And those legs man.

>>13151330
>>13151456
Already half done:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtfq-807OnA

>>13146479
Yeah!

>>13215198
These aren't reaction images.

>>13214819
WHERE IS THE NEXT EPISODE????!?!?!?

>>13215204
Sorry, i wanted to include a meiling picture so my post wouldn't waste space on the thread for my favorite Touhou

>You will never marry Meiling
>You will never grow old and decrepit while she remains young and beautiful
>Your life will never pass in the blink of an eye for her, and she will never be forced to miss you for the remaining millennia of her life
M-maybe that's for the best

i love her (´・ω・｀)

>>13216919
Who are you qioting?

A long time ago I remember seeing a page from a hentai doujin where Meiling was sweating and smelly, I think it may have been a sweat fetish doujin but I cannot find it no matter what search terms I use. Would anyone happen to know what I am talking about?

the comfiest 2hu

>>13218125
>ahgghghghgggh its coming out of my chest

>>13218223 → → → → → → →
Nice
Epic
I like it
kana captcha

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http://exhentai.org/g/545220/a6da8b135d/
http://exhentai.org/g/552664/b558274f8c/

>>13219615
>dick guro

>>13219615
>sexualizing the Hong

>>13216919
If the hair is natural and not a dye job, then Meiling belongs to a race of people who vanished 3000 years ago.

Best.

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Happy Meiling is best Meiling

>>13222428
Thought you were screwing around and then I found this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarim_mummies

I'll be damned, didn't know about this.

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>>13222852
HANGING OUT WITH MELING

I'd love to shake her hand if she were real. Too cool.

>>13222852
Slavsquatting with Meiling

Hong Mi Ling

>>13222860
If she is not a dragon like some have theorized, than she is some sort of immortal who was born in the bronze age and has been hoboing around China, and maybe the whole Eurasian land mass, for three millennia.
Still like to know how she moved into SDM. Before or after arriving in Gensokyo?

>>13216719
The author went on a pilgrimage to improve his toaster skills before starting six.
However this tweet states that he has actually finished the main fight scene of episode 6.
Preview: https://twitter.com/asatoshi1/status/529504128137846784
Looks like Meiling has sought out the help of Hijiri. Although why her and not Kasen I don't know.

>>13224002
You'd have to find Kasen's shack first. Hijiri is interesting for a choice because each time Meiling gets stronger he could get Hijiri to become stronger. Sounds like some Saiyan shit now that I think about it.

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>>13232085
Working out with Meiling!

>>13232525

That chest.

Yuugi is going to be too busy sucking on them to fight.

>>13224002
Byakuren!? And not Kasen!? Damn it, my hopes are crushed.
Byakuren's fighting prowess is like 90% enhancement magic anyway, what's she supposed to teach Meiling?

>>13232085
This is to much for a rookie, Meiling...

>>13232525
Was her win quote born from zun or the fans?

>>13234748
Which win quote?

>>13234848
First one
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_Hisoutensoku/Translation/Meiling%27s_Script#Meiling_wins_someone

It's mistranslated, as usual.

>>13222428
>>13222860
She's 4000 years old. Then she belongs to that weird race.

"You're nothing compared to 4000 years of history!"

>>13235236
I wouldn't exactly call "vigorous movement" instead of "vigorous exercise" a mistranslation. Yes, they are awkward and not the best, but it isn't plain wrong or anything. I might as well fix it, so if you're aiming for a specific rewording on any of these, just say so.

>>13235370
Did you literally mouse rikaichan over the Japanese? Fucking christ. That's not even the wrong part.

>>13235463
No, I just assumed that was what you were talking about, given the subject came up from her exercising. My mistake.

Would you rub her feet after a hard day of training?

>>13235250
So did she come to Gensokyo because she wanted to escape The Game?
Or is she in Gensokyo because she became The One and is now the last Immortal left?
If her head is cut off, will every window in the SDM explode?

>>13240854
Yes please

>>13235250
That doesn't mean she's 4000 years old. Why would you think it means that?

>>13245593

I'm not sure how to deal with no China in my life.

>>13245599
>He doesn't know

>go on panda
>search for non-H Meiling
>all this yuri
I don't want yuri.

>>13247750
-yuri

>>13247762
Exhentai taggers don't think it's yuri if they aren't fucking.

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I dreamt that I was tiny and Meiling let me play on her breasts, was nice.

>>13252772
Manlier than me.

I wanted to substitute talking to Meiling with talking about Meiling.
But nobody wants to talk.
This is depressing.

How does Meiling avoid being exploded by Flan?

>>13257113
Meiling is the strongest.
She goes easy on everyone.

>>13254109
Meiling is very accommodating!

>>13256007
Didn't we just talking about Meiling a bunch In the last thread? Doesn't feel like it was that long ago.

the gatekeeper is a softy

Comfy big sister!

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>>13257113
Flanders might have been taught that she uses too much power on living things.

>>13234537
You could enhance yourself with magic all you want but you'd be rekt if you had no foundation to back that up. She's basically like a Saiyan, and becomes Super Saiyan with her magic. Though I have no idea how exactly Byakuren ever learned martial arts in the first place, did she find some lost kung fu scrolls in Makai?

>>13266529
It's probably a reference to her fighting style in HM.

>>13223930

I've personally run with the idea that she and Remilia originally met up in the French Concession of Shanghai. Not only does it give a reasonable explanation as to how two character from significantly different parts of the world an excuse to meet up somewhere, it also ties in nicely to Meiling's theme.

From my point of view Meiling seems the type of youkai who eventually just tried to settle in and live with humans, between the fact that she not only doesn't look like a youkai at all, and that she hardly acts like one as well. Then perhaps she and Remilia cross paths in some little teahouse, or Remilia goes out for a nightly bite and finds a meal that can put up a bit of a fight, etc.

And Remi decides she'd like to have her own personal Chinese Yaoguai, just for the novelty of it. She'll figure out what to actually have her do when she gets around to it.

>>13272127

Oh, and I almost forgot. This also nicely sets up a reason for them to actually be able to communicate with one another, with Meiling having lived in the Concession long enough to have picked up some French.

It's a little thing, but almost no one ever talks about it or even acknowledges it.

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RAAAAAAAAA

>>13274741
China grew.

Those Scarlet sisters were fools to hire such an attractive gate keeper to deter people from coming to their mansion. Now I want to visit all the more.

>>13224794
Meiling should train with the truly strongest fighter in Gensokyo.

>>13276158
Damnit. Can't post pic from phone.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/sample/sample-3b9550c794a3a21f8b0a94d0e68d5487.jpg

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>>13254109
Looks a bit like pic.

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>>13280566
Now I am hungry fr some peking duck.

>>13281142
Booru dumper must like the hong since this thread is still here.

>>13275944
*nods* An extremely stupid idea on their part. Thinking about it, news of having such a beauty of a gate keeper would spread around everywhere like a wildfire through a tinder-dry forest. Instead of detering people from coming near the Scarlet Mansion, it would instead attract many.

>>13283407
Well, they do live on an island.

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Starting a communist revolution in Gensokyo with Meiling!

The Scarlet Devil Mansion is Red.

>>13292703
>with Meiling
Don't you mean "Comrade Meiling"?

>>13292703

Remi = Stalin

Meido = Dybenko

Patchy = Trotsky

Fran = Lenin etc etc.

>>13283420

I thought them living on an island in the Misty Lake was a thing ZUN just kinda never mentioned again and pretended didn't happen.

I mean PMiSS makes mention of humans wandering up to the Mansion and having conversations with Meiling. I can't imagine they came across the lake and randomly decided to hop in a boat and paddle over there.

If only.

>>13292824
I recommend reading this short doujin. Funny and informative.

She's sexy.
And for some reason it feels wrong to me to masturbate to her.

>>13293417
Maybe they don't actually live on an island and it just looked that way to Raymoo when she decided to fuck them up.

>>13296233
It is wrong to lewd the purity of the Hong.

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>>13272127
Makes a lot more sense than a lot of other fannon I've seen thrown around.

Meiling is my goddess. I spent my time in bed last night thinking about how Gensokyo would be different if Meiling was God. Not a Goddess, like Kanako and Suwako. Not really OP, like Yukari or Suika. Omnipotent, like the Abrahamic God.

>>13301256
Getting ripped makes your books shrink.

>>13296292
What about Marisa

>>13301280
The same thing.
Only one of them hits the SDM.

>>13296233
Huh, so I'm not the only one who thinks that way.

>>13293417
There was never any island. Mistranslation.

>>13302759
Aww. That's a hit against SDM, then.

>>13301272
I think you may be right, just look at what it did to Patchy's book!

>>13302759

Always figured it was probably something like that. The whole idea of the mansion being on an island always seemed odd anyways.

>>13300357

Well thanks. Its something I've been working on for a while now.

>>13301256
So... I actually had a dream kind of like this last night. Meiling was guarding the gate, but she was now "the youkai of the impregnable fortress," or something like that. A bunch of Touhous were trying to get into the SDM, but she wouldn't let them in. Aya tried to fly over, but Meiling made her shrink down the higher she flew so while she would be going relatively the same speed, in actuality she'd keep going slower and never actually be able to fly over it. Yuugi tried to bust down the gate, but she just hurt her hand on it. Reimu, for some reason, was able to grow bigger, but the gate and wall just grew bigger with her.

Then Sakuya showed up and told her she was really mad at Meiling for not letting in the SDM guests. Then I woke up.

I want to snatch her bikini as a prank!

>>13309529
She's grab your wrist before you could touch it. Such perverted pranks are forbidden.

>>13309555
I'll just need the assistance of a certain maid to do it.

>>13309609
Assistance? She'd just do it herself, then.

>>13309621
Well it's my idea and I'm not letting her take all the credit.

>>13309637
It's not that fancy an idea, you know.

Would she hate it if I called her Mei?

>>13313258
Meelinki!

>>13313258
If you spoke to her in Proto-Celtic or Proto-Indo European she would love you to death.
Wonder if she can even remember her native language after 3-4000 years?

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was there ever a time like this? Where the gatekeeper was he adult and the meido was the child?

>>13318806
Why is meirin hanging out the washing?

yes

>>13318818
China is pregnant!

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>>13318806
It's cute, so yes.

Why does she make such a good babysitter?

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>>13318818
Ughh, should I just go ahead and get a fat fetish?

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>>13323581
You don't just get a fat fetish.

You just consume more and more of the material until you can't move anymore.

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