Eternal Onahole Thread

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Eternal Onahole Thread Anonymous Fri Mar 6 22:33:04 2015 No.13146341 [Reply] [Original]

Previous thread: >>13129362

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http://hotpowers.jp (Japan)
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http://queencatadulttoys.com (CA)
http://toydemon.com (IL)
http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/ (CA)

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>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 23:15:00 2015 No.13146481 Anyone try the Puni virgin 1000? I'm considering dropping a fat load on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 23:21:38 2015 No.13146504 Does anyone have this? (Sorry kinda new here) I noticed it in those SOP videos. http://www.amazon.com/tamatoys-TMT-085-Puru-Oppai-Finale/dp/B005V88WI8 And if so, would you recommend it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 23:22:09 2015 No.13146507 >>13146481 haven't tried the puni DX myself but it just looks like a cheaper version without an anal feature

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 23:38:47 2015 No.13146567 >>13146504 people consider the TOMAX breasts to be the best ones on the market if you like big tits the busty ai is the best model

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 23:40:57 2015 No.13146579 >>13146134 That's the one. It's even got a bit of a vacuum chamber. Trick is I'm not quite ready for another order and no one's reviewed it yet anyway.

Australian guy Fri Mar 6 23:43:54 2015 No.13146586
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The guy who told me the lube that comes in the sample packs of Magic Eyes holes is Naive Lube is an absolute fucking shitcunt and also incorrect. The sample lube is a million times thicker than Naive, which is actually not that dissimilar to Onatsuyu.

Does anyone know for sure what the sample lube is? I don't want to have to keep buying random bottles that I can't read the labels of.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 00:08:50 2015 No.13146646 so what does Venus Clone feels like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 00:12:56 2015 No.13146656 Anyone ever have an onahole orgy where they've gotten out all their onaholes and rotated between them, using various lubes? I might do that tonight.

>>	Australian guy Sat Mar 7 00:21:42 2015 No.13146674 >>13146656 Been doing that all weekend going through the crapton of stuff I bought from NLS so I can review it for you guys. My penis is sore and my balls have gone on work cover

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 00:42:35 2015 No.13146718 >>13146656 yes, every other week.Stuff my holes in a pillow and just go to town, fun times for my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 00:49:18 2015 No.13146733 >>13146718 All of them? >>13146674 An overused penis is a small price to pay. The price of the holes probably isn't small though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 00:53:03 2015 No.13146744 Are there any "little brown girl" of onahole category?

Australian guy Sat Mar 7 00:56:20 2015 No.13146755
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>>13146733
>The price of the holes probably isn't small though.

About $500 all up including lubricants, accessories and postage.

Pic isn't everything I've owned btw. Only what's still alive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 00:58:30 2015 No.13146762 >>13146755 I just noticed the labels on those drawers. It's kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 01:03:54 2015 No.13146773 >>13146755 Why do you frame the box art? Seems really autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 01:09:26 2015 No.13146787 File: 226 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-03-07-13-57-07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this mean that the item has left japan on a plane at 1am? They are open for a half day on sat right?

>>	Australian guy Sat Mar 7 01:17:38 2015 No.13146812 >>13146773 >autistic Hit the nail on the head m8. That, and, I like to have a face and body to put to the vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 02:16:07 2015 No.13147046 >>13146773 >>13146812 i kinda want to do this, does that make me autistic?

>>	Australian guy Sat Mar 7 02:33:03 2015 No.13147108 >>13147046 Yes. But it's not like being autistic ever stopped autistics from being autistic. Magic Eyes make cute mascot characters for their products and it's nice to be able to fantasise about her when I'm filling her tiny womb with my seed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 02:36:07 2015 No.13147118 >>13146762 Let's ask him if he labels his underpants from Monday to Sunday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 02:45:53 2015 No.13147143 >>13146579 Someone ordered it in the last thread, wait for a review then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 02:51:05 2015 No.13147153 Why hasn't a daimaoh ordering guide been made yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 03:25:01 2015 No.13147256 >>13146507 No it's something entirely different.

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 03:31:44 2015 No.13147273

Any other Canadians here? I've been looking into import laws and I have seen others showing concern with border services policies on "pornography", not just illegal shit but any pornography in general. Is it a waste to order from outside of Canada, as in will it just get confiscated?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 04:12:11 2015 No.13147355 >>13147273 can we get a canadian section in the guide? we have those questions every threat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 04:29:39 2015 No.13147393 >>13147355 Its useless, just ignore canadian posters.

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 05:18:45 2015 No.13147496

I tried Rina and Nurse's Uterus yesterday.
They both can take my whole member in, and wasn't as tight as I expected to be but their stimulation was too much intense. Tried extra lube but no avail, had to stop a lot before I finish. Is what you guys mean by tight their stimulation? Nurse was less resistant but I thought it would be bigger so it's a let down for me.
My glans hurt, help me /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 05:24:36 2015 No.13147510 >>13147153 i've seen instructions here before, if you try you should be able to find them

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 05:50:16 2015 No.13147568 Why do I feel like japan_original is never coming back ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 05:55:14 2015 No.13147581 >>13147273 > I've been looking into import laws I was impressed that you were actually looking at Canadian law until >I have seen others showing concern with border services policies on "pornography" Go fuck yourself cancuck.

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 06:20:14 2015 No.13147641

>>13147496
I'm not sure if it's only because I used Rina a few times in a row when I got it, or if I used too little lube, or if it got looser after a while, or if I got used to onaholes in general, but my penis doesn't hurt the same way as it used to either, so it'll probably get better for you too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 06:24:15 2015 No.13147651 Anyone here went to an offline store to buy a hole? I mean in Japan? Where should I go?

Australian guy Sat Mar 7 06:27:51 2015 No.13147663

>>13147496

How the fuck were you masturbating before you got an onahole if something like Rina is enough to cause pain? Are you sure you're not actually having an allergic reaction to the lube or hole itself?

I had to pummel my dick to begin with because I'd been deathgripping my p0n0s for the previous decade and felt nearly nothing in an onahole until I became used to one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 06:28:05 2015 No.13147665 >>13147641 Oh it's fine then, I wanted to know if it was just me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 06:32:17 2015 No.13147677 >>13147496 Try a tomax hole in soft. I have a similar problem when I'm too rough with high stimulation holes such as Lolinco.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 06:37:36 2015 No.13147691 File: 805 KB, 2688x1520, IMAG0010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow mz packet skiped customs. Based NLS saved me 20bucks and i Dont have to pay gas. Also arrived today instead of wednesday. im damn lucky!

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 06:39:31 2015 No.13147700

>>13147663
I'm not allergic, but I'm circumcised. I don't feel anything around my shaft too, just the glans.

>>13147677
Yeah, I'll try a bigger and softer one next time, but I'm scared that I may damage my dick with this one. If that's normal, there is no need to be afraid I guess?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 07:07:08 2015 No.13147773 Whats better, Lolinco or R-20 Puni?

>>	Australian guy Sat Mar 7 07:19:07 2015 No.13147803 >>13147700 There is literally no way for Rina to break your dick. You'll break Rina first easily. Still searching for that Magic Eyes sample lube in a bigger packet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 07:28:56 2015 No.13147832 >>13147803 someone answer this guy. This is a common question and noone has an answer.

Australian guy Sat Mar 7 07:39:59 2015 No.13147862

>>13147832

I found out what it's called as the sample pack itself is listed at magiceyes.jp but I can't find either it or a larger pack for sale anywhere so I guess it just doesn't exist.

Which means I've bought 2 litres of different lubes for no reason. At least I won't run out any time soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 07:49:24 2015 No.13147895 >>13147651 Just go to your country's consulate in Japan and ask them where they get their onaholes.

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 07:55:43 2015 No.13147914
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>>13147862
Maybe I'm posting something incredibly stupid here, but the character that's on her apron seems to match this one, and they're both "no need to wash" type:

http://en-nls.com/pict1-41675

I also realized that 緒菜穂 is read "onaho", so the name of this thing doesn't really help. The description only says that they also give those packets for stores for promoting sales or something.

http://magiceyes.jp/products/item/15ml.php

I'm sorry, I can't really help you either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 07:59:39 2015 No.13147931 >>13147862 i have 3 15ml samples here, i live in germany but i could send them to you. Internet says 3,50 for the delivery but im not sure if its true.

Australian guy Sat Mar 7 08:05:24 2015 No.13147948

>>13147914

You know the 2 litres of lube I mentioned included all of those DEEP lubes except that specific one. I had figured it might be the "hard" type since it's a very thick, jelly-like substance, but then considered it might be "soft" because of the sensation it provides. Then I thought "maybe vagina extract looks like that". So I just bought one small bottle of each along with all the other shit. When the others arrive, if what I'm looking for isn't in there, I'll buy this as well. If it's still not what I want, I'll exit bag because life won't have a purpose.

I just want this one fucking lube and I'm extremely upset that I'm throwing my precious bottle and can money at masturbation. I was supposed to buy suspension parts for my Commodore with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 08:10:44 2015 No.13147958 >>13147948 You could have at least tried to get out a google translate message to the Japs for clarification before spending your money like a dumbass.

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 08:13:55 2015 No.13147964

>>13147948
Maybe before killing yourself you should try to contact Magic Eyes and tell them that you own an onahole shop so they should send you a lot of those samples.

Okay, maybe that's not funny. In any case, I'm not really sure why they would make a lotion that's only used for samples, that's really weird. I also don't get why "no need to wash" would be a type along with hard, normal and soft types.

In any case I got into this hobby only a little while ago so I expected someone else to have a real answer for you, I've only bought a single bottle of Golden Lotion so far.

Australian guy Sat Mar 7 08:13:58 2015 No.13147965
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>>13147931

Thanks for the offer, but I really am looking for a sustainable source of this shit.

Magic Eyes mascot girls are so cute. I sometimes almost feel bad for raping them every other day. Almost.

Australian guy Sat Mar 7 08:19:56 2015 No.13147975

>>13147958

yeah nah you're a shitcunt

Besides, it's money I get for free from recycled trash. I'm not actually gonna miss it. It's just that, as an Australian, I am required to make X shitposts a day or they'll put me back in the penal colony.

>>13147964

I appreciate the help, in any case. I'll have more answers when this DEEP box of lube arrives. And some more reviews to write, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 09:12:41 2015 No.13148097 >>13146733 I only have four, so two per end of the pillow. I dont do it often because lube will dry out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 09:22:06 2015 No.13148133 >>13147651 Akihabara in Tokyo and Den Den Town in Osaka. Just look for small shops that have DVD on their signs. Those will be selling a ton of JAV but most of them also carry toys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 09:31:28 2015 No.13148154 anybody knows which brand the small botlle of lube on puniDX? I like it and want more

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 09:47:28 2015 No.13148198 >>13148154 ExE eco lotion or something like that, I don't think you can get it separately. Looked on amazon.jp before...

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 12:06:56 2015 No.13148639

>>13147691
testet girl in the box -Hard- and STT Nina.
I like the material nina is made of, the feeling how it hugs my dick is top tier. She lacks a bit texture but my first impression is good. I uses peaces wich is thicker than onatsuyu, will try again with OT. Same seasion i tried GITB and i like how tight she is, will try the pillow trick with her if im in the mood to and my parents are out. Again i tried peaces but switched midseasion to OT so i can go faster. Didn't tried lolinco yet, im just a bit upset no one of both had the texture like rina has at her g-spot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 14:56:36 2015 No.13149322 >>13147581 ok, thanks

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 15:10:47 2015 No.13149383
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Got my R20 in the mail today, it was longer than expected. Stimulation felt good need a few more sessions before finalizing my thoughts. Also love Toysheart safe skin material meaning no need to powder them!

My Rends ona warmer died after 60 uses, not sure why but it won't warm anymore. Maybe lube got inside or something, has anyone experienced anything simular?

Wanna say that I'm still very happy with my Slut Announcer and Vacuum Witch durability wise. Both holes get several uses a week and after 2 months they're still in excellent condition, I haven't seen any tearmom them compared to like Magic Eyes holes which have some tears with less use. Announcer is probably my favorite hole and really like the stimulation. Vacuum witch has lower stimulation, but is one of the easier to clean onaholes and still feels nice reaching the end of the hole. What's also great about these holes is the Safe skin material meaning no need to powder them!

Just wanted to share my thoughts on these two Toysheart holes if if helps anyone that's considering these holes.

Also any good suggestions for me? Maybe I should try the R20 puni, magic eyes hole or something else? Added an image of my current collection/rating, some scores were missing since I haven't finalized my thoughts on them yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 15:16:02 2015 No.13149410 www.nipponsextoys.com/maid-in-fella/ Anyone tried this hole yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 15:20:58 2015 No.13149430 >>13149410 Whoa 5,300 yen for a blowjob hole and it doesn't even look pleasurable. Roa costs 4000yen there, fucking expensive shit. whats wrong with mouth of truth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 15:22:26 2015 No.13149437 File: 158 KB, 1600x2560, Screenshot_2015-03-07-21-21-41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fastest delivery yet with e-packet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 15:23:23 2015 No.13149441 >>13149410 looks like a reskinned goku fella.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 16:13:04 2015 No.13149651 Wtf happens at the inward office of exchange that my package just sits there for 5 days? I'm guessing theyre inspecting my shit for loli shit because fucking US customs is fucking garbage.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Sat Mar 7 16:16:19 2015 No.13149667 >>13147355 I'll do it. Not like they read it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 16:31:23 2015 No.13149732 >>13149651 I hope you're ok with sloppy seconds

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 16:37:08 2015 No.13149753 >>13146755 I wanna come to your house and put the tshirts in the underwear drawer

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 16:38:33 2015 No.13149763 I'm not Canadian but what's the deal with the loli holes? They're order able on both Amazon.ca and amazon.com, Amazon is a huge legit online store, are you really going to be legal prosecuted for ordering a product on Amazon...?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 16:41:12 2015 No.13149779 >>13149667 At least we can call them faggots for not reading the guide.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 16:43:00 2015 No.13149782 >>13149667 Oh before i forget, can you add to the FAQ to buy onaholes AFTER you fapped to stay objective?

>>	Australian guy Sat Mar 7 17:40:56 2015 No.13150009 >>13149782 >not thinking with your penis when matters concern your penis >>13149753 Don't you fucking dare cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 17:46:01 2015 No.13150026 >>13150009 If i would've let my penis decide my last order, i would've forgot to spare money for my car taxes. Good thing i can controll my libido (partially).

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 18:25:33 2015 No.13150163 >>13149410 Can you stop posting your shitty site? Adding shipping costs into the product does not make it free shipping you fuck shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 18:27:59 2015 No.13150173 >>13150163 The Toysheart product isnt on NLS fucking nigger

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 18:48:58 2015 No.13150237
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>>13147355
>>13147273
Canadafag here. I wouldn't worry about customs so long as you tell NLS to remove the packaging. My Rina spent exactly one day in customs.

On the other hand, Canada Post is being a literal bag of giant dicks, seeing as yesterday (Friday) they postponed my delivery to the next business day. Now I have to wait until Monday for those shitlickers to get off their asses. I can't even go and pick the damn thing up, either. Fuck Canada Post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 18:56:42 2015 No.13150264 >>13150237 This also happened to me. It took Canada Post 3 days after the expected delivery day to get my damn package.

>>	Australian guy Sat Mar 7 19:20:11 2015 No.13150317 >>13150237 >>13150264 I see your postal service has diversity and women's quotas as well. I wish my postal service was as efficient as Japan's. A few hours between local pickup and being put on a plane out of Tokyo is pretty impressive.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Sat Mar 7 19:54:33 2015 No.13150426 added "Canadian Section"

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 20:15:24 2015 No.13150518 >>13150426 Thank you for compensating for the illiteracy of my nominal countrymen

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 20:28:19 2015 No.13150560 >>13150237 >>13150426 I really appreciate the help, thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 20:29:12 2015 No.13150564 But why does a legit store like Amazon sell loli holes on Amazon.ca? Can you really go to prison for ordering a product on Amazon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 20:30:25 2015 No.13150569 How close is the Venus Real (soft) + onatsuyu lube combo to the real thing? Could higher stimulation onaholes be considered better than the real thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 20:33:01 2015 No.13150580 >>13150564 IT IS LEGAL. STOP BEING A BITCH. If you read the fucking pastebin like everyone else you wouldn't need to ask this fucking question.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 20:50:03 2015 No.13150642 >>13150580 Yes, but I'm asking WHY is amazon.ca selling loli holes. Can you really go to jail ordering from a legit store like Amazon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 20:54:36 2015 No.13150654 File: 1.85 MB, 250x188, 9Mw8oJZ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13150642 This is amazing. You must be a special brand of retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 21:01:45 2015 No.13150680 File: 343 KB, 488x755, 029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13150654 It's bait, ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 21:03:56 2015 No.13150686 File: 2.73 MB, 240x135, 1412445723741.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13150680 I'm just a little bit tense thanks to Canada fucking Post. I've been on nofap for the last three days.

>>	Australian guy Sat Mar 7 21:15:16 2015 No.13150713 >>13150642 It's a honeypot designed to ensnare pedophiles so they can be publicly paraded and tried.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 23:15:08 2015 No.13150933 Any US anons have experience ordering loli holes from nls? You guys ask to remove the box or what? I guess it might depend on how raunchy it is, but just wondering.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 23:22:16 2015 No.13150962 >>13150933 loli isnt illegal in the us

Anonymous Sat Mar 7 23:23:10 2015 No.13150970

>>13150933
Got the nekkoko and Rina from nls and i didnt ask for anything to be removed. However, i wish i did because seeing it go through customs gave me a heart attack. It's honestly not worth it, just ask for the art to be removed. I started doing that whenever there is anything remotely loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 23:25:29 2015 No.13150983 >>13150933 I've received hundreds of packages from Japan and not a single one has been opened by customs. Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 23:29:45 2015 No.13151000 >>13150933 never bothered. Who cares, you're in America, goddammit! However now I do ask them to remove the box because I usually just dispose of it anyway.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Sun Mar 8 00:48:03 2015 No.13151241 >>13150933 I've ordered each of the "recommended" loli holes and never was inspected by customs. Used EMS/DHL and live in Jersey. Order whatever you want, it might be a grey area here, but its not super illegal like canada.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 01:11:33 2015 No.13151323 I remember reading somewhere that lube goes bad after a while. Is this only if it is exposed for a while, or does it include time spent in its container. Peaces specifically. Cant figure out where I read it to clarify

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 03:26:37 2015 No.13151571 >>13149667 Can you put the daimoah guide in too? I think this has been asked multiple times already.

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 04:02:47 2015 No.13151637

>>13151323
Couldn't say I know much, but lube would provide a good level of humidity for fungus, mold or bacteria to grow.

Then again, some claim to have anti-bacterial properties, so I am not clear on this.

Generally, keep it closed in its container if not in use. Leaving it open might make it turn bad faster.

A short google on "lube expiry" gives a lot of info, so you might wanna give it a shot. The lube I am using claims to have a three month shelf life after opened.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Sun Mar 8 04:33:45 2015 No.13151751 >>13151571 Alright, where is it?

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 04:48:09 2015 No.13151779
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What should I buy next? See my rating list in the image attachment. Haven't had time to finalize my thoughts yet on the current two unrated ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 04:53:39 2015 No.13151792 >>13151751 Not him, but I had the free time to search. Is this the one? https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12961546/#12971536

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 04:54:50 2015 No.13151798 >>13151779 Is that a site to keep personal onahole ratings?

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Sun Mar 8 05:04:42 2015 No.13151824 >>13151792 Looks like it. adding. Thanks for you time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:21:48 2015 No.13152006 >>13151779 Lillith Spiral would be nice, that'll probably be my next purchase.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 07:27:17 2015 No.13152115 This is probably a no brainer, but just in case, are onahole lubes such as Ona Tsuyu adequate for hand masturbation and regular sex?

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 07:36:28 2015 No.13152134

>>13152115
Hand yes. Actual sex I'd imagine so (It's all water based so it should be fine) but I'm not 100% sure on that. They might not feel too good for sex either, at least for the girl. No idea what type of lubes are best for real sex, as most people only use the standard KY shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 07:40:42 2015 No.13152147 >>13152115 Onahole lubes are bad for sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 07:43:53 2015 No.13152157 >>13152147 and for regular masturbation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 07:53:40 2015 No.13152176 >>13152157 Really? >>13152134

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 07:53:54 2015 No.13152177 >>13152157 They dry up too quickly or are often sticky.

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 07:58:57 2015 No.13152190

>>13152176
Well, onahole lubes are made for penises. They are fine for hand sex for that reason, although I don't use lube with my hand so I don't know how enjoyable that is. For regular sex it's possible that some lubes are not good for the vagina, as they are obviously going to be harder to clean out from there compared to cleaning it off a penis. I don't know if there would be any harm done from onahole lube in a vagina though. I suppose if you want to know more about that do some google-ing about the ingredients in those onahole lubes and compare it with regular sex lubes, and see if the difference in ingredients is possibly bad for vaginas in any way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 08:16:58 2015 No.13152241 >>13151798 No, I just use Excel to keep track of my onahole ratings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 08:26:57 2015 No.13152268 >>13150026 then you need to choose with your penis and decide wich one to get with your wallet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 08:31:11 2015 No.13152278 >>13152268 that's pretty much what i said in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:00:21 2015 No.13152328 >>13152134 >standard KY shit There's the Durex shit too which I use with onaholes

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:02:41 2015 No.13152331 >>13152328 durex is pleb tier

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:15:47 2015 No.13152345 Does a real vagina have a vacuum effect?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:21:24 2015 No.13152357 File: 14 KB, 800x600, 1378529992720.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13152345 I'd assume a large number of people here have yet to even go near one, me included.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:23:50 2015 No.13152364 >>13152357 should i just ask my dad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:24:32 2015 No.13152367 >>13152345 "Does a real vagina have a vacuum effect?" - Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:31:43 2015 No.13152381 >>13152345 No. It does feel like it's drawing you in sometimes though. I think that's all in the mind though, with the body giving in to the urge to pound a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:33:48 2015 No.13152389 Is there a way to buy TOMAX products from europe? queencat sells only in US ;_;

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:41:31 2015 No.13152410

Was reading through the archive just now, and some anon mentioned that ordering lube from NLS can slow down DHL at customs. Can anyone confirm this?

Also another question aimed specifically at UK anons; if anyone is about from the UK, could you share a screencap of your tracking page when using DHL?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 09:46:30 2015 No.13152429 >>13152367 Does it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 10:48:28 2015 No.13152557 >>13152389 Use the jss proxy service and link them the items you want to buy. It's retard proof, unlike their forwarding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 10:55:28 2015 No.13152577 >>13152357 >>13152364 >>13152367 >>13152381 >>13152429 EBIN >saved

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 11:56:12 2015 No.13152814 >>13152410 >Can anyone confirm this? It did for me. Made the cost for DHL not worth it.

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 12:43:22 2015 No.13152948

>non /ona/ stuff I have
Soloflesh (considering attempting to mod in with a cheap onahole and putting it inside somehow, it has been done to a degree on the Toydemon forums somwhere)
Doc Johnson Stroker

>/ona/ stuff I have
Meiki Sarah

>ordered
Wet Monster Chimera
and
Lilith Uterus (Regular)

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 15:57:42 2015 No.13153602
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Sup guys, i was reffered here from b. I heard you could help me out. Heres the deal:

Which mastubator should i get. I am not looking for extreme stimulation but realism.
I already had a fleshlight lotus, was pretty ok but nothing special.
Should be available in europe

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:04:07 2015 No.13153633 >>13153602 >I am looking for realism. >Should be available in europe choose one

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:05:22 2015 No.13153642 >>13152345 It does if she has a tight pussy and you got a big dick. Source: I asked my bf if it does.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:07:02 2015 No.13153649 >>13153633 wat

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:14:15 2015 No.13153674 >>13153602 Since you're new and didn't even read the pastebin, here you go. https://www.omochadreams.de/artikel_en.php?art=F000375a&suche=venus&s=1&go=Onahole__Masturbator This is as real as you can get.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:21:06 2015 No.13153696 >>13153674 My bad, i only started reading the pastebin after i posted. Thanks for your help!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:27:21 2015 No.13153709 This might hace been asked a thousand times, but where can i get a transparent one, like those of illustrations? International shipping if possible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:37:41 2015 No.13153763 >>13153633 There's Omochadreams.de but overpriced worse than jewdemon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:42:20 2015 No.13153791 Forgive me if this is a stupid question, but how exactly does the hardness of a hole affect the feeling it gives?

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:42:41 2015 No.13153797

I don't really know anymore what else I should order, am I reaching the limit of good onaholes /ona/?
I want a nice stimulating onaholes, but this different from I already have. Hips aren't an option I have no good hiding place for something that huge.

See image for my current list, got currently two unrated onaholes need to spent more time with threm before finalizing my thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 16:47:00 2015 No.13153822 File: 229 KB, 1587x1625, onahole~01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13153797 Forgot my list...>>13153797

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 17:15:24 2015 No.13153947 I got the NLS masturbator and it fell apart after a couple weeks. I may or may not have been too rough. Should I just backtrack and get the proper first time ones? Lillith etc.

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 17:20:36 2015 No.13153969

I'm poor and allowing myself my first onahole at age 38. the tenga flip was really attractive to me because it seemed discreet durable and easy to clean. does it really feel that bad? I would be worried about Jagged rubber scraping or pinching near the separation area or popping out of the plastic brace when using vigorously but I have seen its use demonstrated and read reviews and no one seems to have a problem. also I'm circumsized and have been death gripping for decades and this one looks like it provided a lot of stimulation. It's expensive but I'm hoping if I take care of it properly I can keep it for at least a year. Is it a good choice?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 17:44:11 2015 No.13154062 >>13153947 NLS masturbator is like a 7 year old design. I'm sure it was good at one point but now, not so much. >>13153969 If you're poor and American the hole you should buy is the Lilith Uterus in soft. Under $40 delivered from Queen Cat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 18:47:26 2015 No.13154374 >>13153969 >poor >decides to buy an overpriced Tenga

Australian guy Sun Mar 8 18:54:04 2015 No.13154412

>>13153791

A softer hole will happily stretch around your dick and the interior will gently rub along it. A harder hole won't stretch as easily so the insides press more firmly giving more intense sensations.

>>13153969

I had a flip and literally threw it out after I got my first real onahole. If you're worried about cleaning and absolutely must listen to Jlist's banner shills, get a 3D Tenga. They are just as easy to clean and a hell of a lot easier to hide than a huge, hard-shelled monstrosity.

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 19:25:23 2015 No.13154523

>>13154062
I'm afraid i might be too big for the uterus.

>>13154412
3D looks like the most worthless gimmick. Reversing the rubber will rapidly wear it out. Who said anything about hiding it, normie?

My next choice would be venus clone hard. Im guessing it would feel great, but would it last as long?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 19:36:08 2015 No.13154575 >>13154523 >Who said anything about hiding it, normie? It's pretty much the only reason you would ever want a Tenga other than being a complete fucking moron. People were giving you the benefit of the doubt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 19:40:44 2015 No.13154594 Tfw lolinco and Mouth of Truth onaholes are arriving today. What will I get myself into.

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 19:45:56 2015 No.13154615

>>13154523
>but would it last as long?
It'll last, Tomax will never let you down in that regard. not sure I could recommend it in hard though, I'm cut too and even the soft in clone is nice enough. Maybe try regular hardness in the Clone or go for the Cross instead if you want stimulation.

Australian guy Sun Mar 8 19:47:02 2015 No.13154618

>>13154575
>>13154523

Back when I was a youngin' we called this "pwnt".

>calling me of all people a normie

It's like those prepubescents who call you a noob and you look at their service record after you carried their dumb arse all through the game and they're 16k played and 44% winrate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 19:52:23 2015 No.13154637 >>13154618 sorry that not everyone follows the day to day life and posts of one "Australian guy"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 20:23:43 2015 No.13154781 Looking for a high stimulation hole for my second purchase. Any recommendations? Not really mentioned in the pastebin either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 20:24:43 2015 No.13154786 >>13154781 roa hard unfortunately it will explode after about 10 uses

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 20:42:52 2015 No.13154837 >>13154615 Nice. Thanks.

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 21:23:50 2015 No.13154995

Have any of you worthless faggots ever had sex with a real woman before? Have you ever had the sensation of slowly kissing your devoted girlfriend until her hand forcefully moves down to your trembling cock and starts begging for you to enter her, begging you with tears in her eyes? Sometimes I like to spank my girlfriend's tiny, tight little asshole until she gasps and begs me to make her my little fuckthing. When was the last time any of you fucking pedo anime nerds had that experience with your gay little onahole toys? That's right, you're all just a bunch of worthless weaboos wasting your money on a bunch of expensive, fake 10 year old girl vagina replicas. Seriously, how much do you faggots have to hate yourselves to partake in this shit. What do you think your mom would do if she knew that her worthless man-child was sticking his tiny, worthless dick into a plastic vagina?Didn't any of you ever have a dad to take you hunting or talk to you about being a real man? You all make me sick. I would tell you to go get laid for real, but that's obviously outside the realms of possibility for you faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 21:25:16 2015 No.13155003 File: 3.50 MB, 250x141, 1416329052802.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13154995 Good lord, you really want a ban, don't you? I'll oblige. Also here's a cute animal so you can calm down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 21:42:57 2015 No.13155059 >>13154995 grrr im so angry!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 21:45:17 2015 No.13155061 >>13154995 lol how big is your dick? I only see men being frustrated like this when they are feeling inferior

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 21:52:55 2015 No.13155086 File: 561 KB, 625x626, image%3A2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13154995

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:00:27 2015 No.13155105 >>13154995 HEY GUYS I HAVE AUTISM SO I CANT HELP IT. I ALSO I HAVE THE ASPERGER'S DISEASE AT LEAST.

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 22:37:59 2015 No.13155256

Just tried my lolinco. It was, well, terrible. Too tight, overly intense, and I'm circumcised. Worst part was the climax, actually. Barely 3 minutes in, and absolutely no pleasure from it. Just ejaculation and subsequent discomfort.
That was the first time in my life I've experienced ejaculatory anhedonia.

>>13154995
Honestly, my mother doesn't mind. My father was, and is, a complete sociopath; believing the same as I do in that being useful and healthy is far more important than being socially acceptable.
I'm sorry your parents were so terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:08:02 2015 No.13155380 >>13155256 My father just desperately wants to be autistic so I figure you have a leg up there.

>>	Australian guy Sun Mar 8 23:11:22 2015 No.13155390 >>13155256 >Lolinco >too tight >overly intense We warned you bro. We warned you about Lolinco. Now go buy something in Very Soft and actually enjoy it. Also, >responding seriously to bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:23:17 2015 No.13155442 File: 158 KB, 1000x750, f8n0HTB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to be a true neet soon and live on my own in an apartment which means it's onahole time :3 Can anyone recommend some good shota themed ones?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:38:05 2015 No.13155500 File: 559 KB, 500x375, 1422691503910.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13146341 i'm mentally covering all of you stupid faggots in really really hot molasses

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:39:05 2015 No.13155503 >>13155442 you should consider shooting up a school before that

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:43:22 2015 No.13155522 >>13155503 If only those school shooters had calmed down and watched some anime they'd be fucking plastic vaginas today instead of six feet under. Let's all weep for what might hvae been.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:51:38 2015 No.13155551 >>13155522 Also the people that wouldn't be dead. But mainly the unfucked plastic vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:52:01 2015 No.13155552 >>13155442 Autism bux?

Anonymous Sun Mar 8 23:55:57 2015 No.13155564

So I got a Roa a couple months ago but I've only used it four times. First time was actually really good, lasted like 6 minutes and it was really intense. Problem came from times 2 through 4. After that first time I can only last like 15 seconds trying to fuck it. Like the moment I put the thing on I'm 50% of the way to cumming and it takes maybe five or so thrusts to go the rest of the way.

I'm hoping it's just the lube. First time I used up all the sample lube and after that I went and just grabbed the first water-based lubricant I could find at Walgreens. I'm hoping (because my pride is at stake) that the lube is the problem here. Still, kinda humiliating pretty much cumming immediately. There goes any chances that were left of me ever fucking a girl if it's not the lube and I'm just that quick. Though that makes me wonder why I lasted longer the first time (though 6 minutes isn't that long either but still better than 15 seconds).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:05:06 2015 No.13155596 >>13155442 >shota theme. I'm looking too but it is incredibly hard to find and from what I've seen so far none of the good onahole makers seem to producing any shota stuff. Makes sense it is a much smaller market after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:08:42 2015 No.13155606 File: 709 KB, 618x674, ss (2014-10-28 at 06.46.07).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13155552 Disability after losing my left leg from the thigh down, although I'm a sperg I'm not quite autistic yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:14:28 2015 No.13155631 >>13155606 I'm sorry. I've got mental illness, so that's why I am on it. So I'm a hikiki-neet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:17:34 2015 No.13155651 >>13155564 Son, read the pastebin. Do Fap Hero. Read the lube guidelines. Stamina is a skill, you can build it with practice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:26:22 2015 No.13155690 Should someone who's just getting into onaholes just bite the bullet and buy an industrial jug of lube...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:30:20 2015 No.13155706 >>13155256 well that's weird, I'm loving the shit out of my lolinco

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:33:48 2015 No.13155718 >>13155606 What happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:34:09 2015 No.13155722 >>13155606 >although I'm a sperg I'm not quite autistic yet. wut

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Mon Mar 9 00:39:31 2015 No.13155739 >>13155690 No way. Go for one or two small bottles <320ml and figure out what you want from a lube then get more of that

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:52:05 2015 No.13155787

>>13155690
Nope, that's full on retarded since not all lubes are the same. I'd recommend trying Golden Lotion, Pepe and Honey Drops or Onatsuyu so you get a feel for thick, medium and thin lubes, respectively. Honey Drops comes with the bonus of being cheap and light as hell so it's a good add-on item.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:55:32 2015 No.13155795
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>>13155722
I'm using sperg in the sense that I can be an annoying person to be around because I'm really passionate about obscure things, and just kinda weird.

>>13155718
I was working construction after highschool because I hate interacting with people. And by construction I mean I was that guy you always saw by construction sites holding that sign that said STOP or SLOW. Anyways we were digging into the pavement in the side of the road because the main septic pipeline of the town needed to be upgraded because it was from like 1930. I was walking along the side of the ditch too close to the edge and it gave away, I fell in front of a tractor and it ran over my leg. It was my fault I was just daydreaming about anime or something instead of making sure I was safe.

On the bright side this means I get to be a stoner neet with a monthly onahole budget like I always wanted owo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 00:59:11 2015 No.13155805 File: 31 KB, 600x450, 420 blaze it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13155795 I don't want to sound like I'm making light of your situation, but you are personally living my dream right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:13:39 2015 No.13155848 File: 42 KB, 446x373, 1424049620781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13155795 You actually had me feeling sorry for you and all until >stoner I hope you lose your other leg too you prick

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:16:27 2015 No.13155858 File: 50 KB, 500x375, stoner-791927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13155848 "LOL Chill out bro."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:17:13 2015 No.13155861 >>13155795 did it hurt? what did it feel like? do you miss walking and stuff? do you miss being normal, physically?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:21:23 2015 No.13155875 >>13146744 Seconding this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:21:44 2015 No.13155878 >>13155861 I imagine that getting run over by a construction vehicle hurts, yeah.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:31:40 2015 No.13155909
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>>13155848
Would you hate me less if I was an alcoholic? I live in canada so alcohol is too expensive to drown my sorrows in. Weed on the other hand makes me happier and able to go shopping and stuff without having an anxiety attack.

>>13155861
Considering this is an onahole thread don't read this if you're horny or do if you have a thing for guro I guess. I don't know how to describe it because I've never felt anything like it to compare to. It felt like my leg was being twisted in every direction at once while also being under an insane amount of weight, like an intense pressure. After a minute though I was pumped with adrenaline because the pain wasn't as bad as it was but the pressure was insane. I didn't try moving my leg because I was too busy crying (yes I admit I was crying like a bitch in front of burly construction dudes) and I was too scared to even look. The EMTs arrived really fast because you could literally see the hospital from where we were thankfully. They put me on the stretcher and I made the mistake of looking at my mangled leg and threw up as they were carrying me, then they stuck me with something and I woke up an amputee. Honestly though I was always a shut in, now I have an excuse to play my vidya and watch my animes all day so I really don't miss it as much as a NORMIE would, but yeah it sucks waking from a dream where I'm walking somewhere then being like oh yeah, and I feel awkward when I go shopping and have to use the buggy because I think people don't notice my leg and think I'm just some loser or something. However the guaranteed income and the money I got from the construction company health insurance go a LONG way to make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:34:37 2015 No.13155920 File: 110 KB, 622x505, 6a00d8341bf67c53ef0163011e06f9970d-800wi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13155909 >not drowning your sorrows in anime and vidya Also just get one of these No one could keep up with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:36:33 2015 No.13155923 File: 33 KB, 300x270, terryfox_06-oo2czk.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13155920 You mean like Canadian hero and icon Terry Fox?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:38:02 2015 No.13155929 File: 20 KB, 300x172, xD.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13155920 so fanneh xDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:56:07 2015 No.13156009 File: 36 KB, 350x464, 1425798689968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13155929 Ironic shitposting is still.. etc etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 01:58:26 2015 No.13156017 >>13155909 What I can say is, there's a lot more to life than vidya, anime and onaholes. I'd love to see you get a prosthetic and move on with your life, but then again, its your life. I can only wish you well in your future life endeavors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:03:42 2015 No.13156035 >>13156017 For now I just want to enjoy freedom from my parents, a disposable income, and simulated boypussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 03:01:32 2015 No.13156202 As an anon who has an unfortunately small dick.... Does it get much tighter than http://en-nls.com/pict1-38906?c2= ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 03:05:57 2015 No.13156215 >>13156202 Length and girth? It helps to know...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 03:18:31 2015 No.13156252 >>13156215 3 inches and a "normal" girth for whatever 3 inches would be /w\

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 04:45:08 2015 No.13156457
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>>13150173
So? You're still a fucking piece of jew shit for posting that site.

Amazon jp: 2557 yen
Weight: 355g
JSS Small packet 400g: 480 yen

3037 yen. +- 1000 yen and it's still cheaper than your jew site.

God damn, I hope you go bankrupt and die in a ditch after getting raped by twenty 12 inch nigger cocks in every orifice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 04:53:26 2015 No.13156477 Is using ones too big for your dick for SPH fantasies a thing on here?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:00:10 2015 No.13156500

Just tried lolinco/ onaholes in general for the first time.

It feel so different from my trusty hand that I came within a minute of deep thrust. Though I wonder why everyone reviewed the lolinco as a dick choker, I find it perfect for my size, just the right tightness~

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:06:59 2015 No.13156512 File: 786 KB, 1632x1224, notashamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13154995 >Didn't any of you ever have a dad to take you hunting or talk to you about being a real man? My daddy taught me not to be ashamed of our rubber vaginas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:14:26 2015 No.13156529 >>13156512 Australian guy needs to see this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:18:14 2015 No.13156536 >>13156512 Are those... grandma underwear?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:19:19 2015 No.13156538 >>13156536 Would you prefer children's lingerie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 05:41:35 2015 No.13156594 >>13154995 I tried 3D women and it wasn't for me.

Australian guy Mon Mar 9 05:49:57 2015 No.13156622

>>13156529

sup

>>13156512

It's just like what we did to falcunt. I like it.

Pretty sure my dad is more concerned about my doll collection than my sex toys. At least sex toys are, relatively speaking, significantly closer to normal for a man to own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:46:44 2015 No.13156741 >>13156622 What dolls do you own? Ever think of getting one of those dolls that you can stick a hole into?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:53:26 2015 No.13156756 >>13156622 theres nothing wrong with doing what you really love

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 06:55:04 2015 No.13156760 File: 97 KB, 1547x726, 1424893603923.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13156756 You don't necessarily need to tell your family though. Pic related.

>>	Australian guy Mon Mar 9 07:02:09 2015 No.13156777 >>13156741 see >>13085029 And no, I prefer to keep my masturbation hobby and my doll hobby separate. Not that I have anything against those who think otherwise, each to their own and all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:06:30 2015 No.13156784 >>13156760 that person has mental problems though >>13156777 I enjoy the doll threads a lot and browse them, but I just don't have the money to dish out on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:08:51 2015 No.13156787 >>13156784 Fair enough. Also, today is the day Canada Post gets off their lazy asses and delivers Rina!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:11:10 2015 No.13156792 >>13156777 I know about the doll threads, etc. But I was curious as to the exact ones you own, not a general answer. Understandable if you don't want to answer as it's not really thread related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:13:52 2015 No.13156804 File: 126 KB, 846x851, No regrets.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My first time ever buying lewd things online, did I do good?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:15:45 2015 No.13156811 >>13156804 Switch currency to yen and follow the instructions on the pastebin to save some money. Are you disabledbro? I dunno about buying all that stuff at once but if it works for you then go for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:16:51 2015 No.13156817 >>13156811 Yes I know about changing the currency, just didn't do it when I took the screenshot.

Australian guy Mon Mar 9 07:17:51 2015 No.13156820

>>13156804

Change your currency to JPY if you haven't already made the order. You will save a few dollars.

>>13156792

Nah my concern is naming my dolls would identify me in the doll thread and I don't need that. They are entirely unrelated hobbies but well doll owners tend to be a bit autistic so there's undoubtedly crossflow between these threads besides me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:18:28 2015 No.13156823 >>13156817 Well then, you're already set. Go forth, young onanist, go forth into the phthalate-free void.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:21:44 2015 No.13156835 >>13156804 did you buy both shota and loli merchandise? I'm impressed

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:28:06 2015 No.13156856 [SPOILER]

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>>13156835
What can I say I don't discriminate. Truth be told though I like the girly boys the best and there just isn't enough trap themed stuff on the site (except the clothes and stuff I might end up buying >>)

>>	Australian guy Mon Mar 9 07:32:20 2015 No.13156871 >>13156856 >loli >shota >Canada enjoy ur v&

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:35:20 2015 No.13156881 >>13156856 what clothes are you going to buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:48:13 2015 No.13156906 >>13156871 I've ordered stuff from Japan before and it never got stopped at customs and opened, and if all else fails my parents have lots of money (me not so much) >>13156881 The gayest stuff I can find http://en-nls.com/pict1-40071?c2=21001212

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 07:51:20 2015 No.13156917 >>13156906 thats not gay at all, its clearly a school uniform for girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:02:02 2015 No.13156945 is there an updated/retard proof guide for JSS? the one in the pastebin is confused pls no bully

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:09:47 2015 No.13156974

>>13156945

I was confused at first too but I was able to make my order by

1. making an account with adress details
2. selecting 'bulk shipping' , enter the amount of items you want (you need to know exactly how many orders you want beforehand)
3. paste all the links etc
4. they're processing your order at this point, need to wait

>>	Australian guy Mon Mar 9 08:20:39 2015 No.13157025 >>13156906 >I've ordered stuff from Japan before and it never got stopped at customs and opened Thad McMichael thought the same thing. >>13156906 Didn't you get the memo? It's not gay if he's wearing a skirt. Show us pics of you in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:21:58 2015 No.13157028 >>13157025 Mad Thad was a dumbass who talked about how great CP was openly on his facebook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:26:17 2015 No.13157036 File: 39 KB, 640x480, mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I miss him...

>>	Australian guy Mon Mar 9 08:26:32 2015 No.13157038 >>13157028 >dumbass >liked cp So he was one of us then. He must have had at least one onahole to surrogate his waifu with. >australia in charge of not shitposting

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:32:57 2015 No.13157055

>>13157038
Yeah, and because he was "one of us" (I'm not in favour of real life CP btw) it's ok to mourn him, but he was still stupid. Talking about anything on Facebook is the online equivalent of calling up your friends and family to gather donations for NAMBLA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:34:15 2015 No.13157056 >>13157055 >I'm not in favour of real life CP btw Sure you aren't. Why don't you have a seat over here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:36:17 2015 No.13157063 >>13157055 I have nothing in common with a guy who posts dumb stuff publicly on his facebook account

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:38:36 2015 No.13157065 >>13157063 The quotation marks imply sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:46:02 2015 No.13157080 Also, Mad Thad bought Tenga so he isn't one of us. Fucker didn't read the pastebin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_KLMhfiN0U

>>	Australian guy Mon Mar 9 08:49:36 2015 No.13157090 >>13157080 I didn't know Mad Thad had a youtube channel. My night has been made.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 08:51:21 2015 No.13157094 File: 12 KB, 831x160, absolutely brilliant cryptography.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13157090 You should read his deposition. I'm frankly amazed it took the feds as long as it did to catch him.

>>	Australian guy Mon Mar 9 08:58:08 2015 No.13157121 >>13157094 It's a shame he was such a dumbass regarding his interest in cat pictures because he sounds like a pretty cool guy. 8/10 would housemate with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 09:09:16 2015 No.13157145 How do i search for stuff on daimaoh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 09:11:28 2015 No.13157152 >>13157121 I would watch Cory In The House if it starred Mad Thad. Or pretty much anything so long as he's the main character. He just seems so wonderfully deranged.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 10:24:05 2015 No.13157272 I want to evade tax in the EU will by using JSS and marking as gift evade tax in the EU? Will they remove any bills or receipt so that customs or w/e can't see it was purchased goods? Or can they declare its under €22?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 10:34:17 2015 No.13157298 File: 2 KB, 701x36, Screenshot_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOYS BOYS IT'S ALMOST HERE BOYS I CAN FEEEEEEEL IT I'M SO EXCITED GODDAMN IT

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 11:08:01 2015 No.13157375

>>13157272
Some shops (mandarake?) have declared the items as gifts without asking, but I don't think it affects anything as far as customs go, at least in Finland. JSS seemed to also mark it as a gift even though I didn't ask him to. It probably helps that he's sending them under his own name though.

In any case, you can tell JSS what price to declare it as, although at least with the forwarding service (I haven't used the proxy service) he didn't remove the receipt that was included with the items, so if your customs go through your package they're going to find it. That has never happened to me though.

Note that even when the price has been clearly marked as being under 22€ (and as a gift) the customs have still asked me once to send them the shop receipt. I didn't use JSS that time though. You don't seem to get into any trouble even if the declared prices are wrong, so you should still do it even if there's a chance that it doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 11:18:02 2015 No.13157414 How long does NLS usually take to send shipment notices for EMS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 11:24:00 2015 No.13157446 Thinking of buying two bottles of lube (Ona Tsuyu) from NLS and shipping them to Canada via e-packet. Would customs be more likely to inspect my shipment since it contains two bottles of lube only? Also is e-packet a good shipping option for that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 11:43:09 2015 No.13157515 >>13157375 I want to order from NLS, but they won't sent as gift unfortunately so I have to use JSS because I don't want to be buttfucked by my countries import fees.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 11:44:58 2015 No.13157521 >>13157446 >Two bottles A word of advice, I ordered two bottles, fap everday for past 3 months and haven't even used 10% of the entire bottle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 11:45:14 2015 No.13157524 >>13157375 I can confirm that declared as gift doesn't help at all since chinks marks it to every package. But asking mark price under 22€ helps some times, and that's main reason why en-nls packages gets stuck to Finland's customs.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 11:59:03 2015 No.13157567

>>13157515
Well, just remember that using a proxy/forwarding service costs too, and you also have to pay for the shipping costs inside Japan. Maybe I'm strangely patriotic, or maybe it's because working with proxies is always extra work, but if the difference is only a few euros then I usually don't bother with it.

Then again some countries probably have worse fees than Finland does, making it more worthwhile to evade them.

>>13157524
Sometimes my packages have managed to sneak through customs even though they were clearly declared as being over the limit, although this has happened very rarely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 12:49:17 2015 No.13157713 Should I get 17evo or Bordeaux? Which feels better?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:21:12 2015 No.13157821 File: 6 KB, 662x161, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need help it says "In customs" on the tracking on my order, am I fucked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:25:03 2015 No.13157842 >>13157821 Why would you be fucked? Unless you ordered something loli that might nbe illegal there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:27:04 2015 No.13157852 >>13157821 What www.posten.se tracking says for status?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:39:11 2015 No.13157905 >>13157852 It says that it went in to customs care as soon as it arrived.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 13:54:32 2015 No.13157960 >>13157821 If anyone has experience with customs do they open the box that the onahole is in or just the package with everything and check because i don´t want their dirty fucking hands on something I´m going to stick my dick in to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 14:06:34 2015 No.13158004 >>13157960 They must inspect the hole's interior for compliance with shariah law. The inspection will be performed by Jamal, and the use of a condom during inspection is absolutely haram.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 14:28:32 2015 No.13158092

>>13157960
Depending on the brand. Toysheart and other brands actual onaholes are usually sealed in a bag.

Depends also on the country. In Netherlands I had Rina and VA: Admission, Slut Announcer and Lolinco go through customs. It was just inspection, probably going through a scan to see if its not something illegal but they didn't open the box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 14:43:57 2015 No.13158137 File: 72 KB, 741x931, canadaftl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The timeline is now too long to fit on one screen. Hopefully they give me an update soon, the stress is bad for my heart.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Mon Mar 9 14:52:26 2015 No.13158186 File: 6 KB, 530x133, Self Insert.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13156512 Archived. Thanks for the contribution.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 14:59:52 2015 No.13158238 >>13158137 They're really enjoying your holes, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:01:24 2015 No.13158245 Whats everyone's top tier/favorite onahole brand?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:03:01 2015 No.13158254 >>13158245 tomax, obviously. and theres a reason why we hype it up so much. no other brand can compare. i just wish they were a little more diverse with their products

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:34:18 2015 No.13158397 >>13157713 17 Bordeaux, best sensations and good suction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 15:54:58 2015 No.13158481 >>13158245 Toysheart is my favorite brand, has a lot of good holes. Also their safeskin material is really awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:08:06 2015 No.13158557 my japanshoppingservice order has been on 'processing' for 3-4 days now, is that normal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:09:57 2015 No.13158563 >>13158557 Yeah, it means they haven;t received the products at their office, also remember they don't work on weekends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:11:05 2015 No.13158569 >>13158563 I haven't actually done any form of payment yet though, it seems weird to me that they grab the products first before I actually pay for them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:13:21 2015 No.13158582 >>13158569 Then it's logical for the order to be on "processing" if you haven't paid anything. What service did you request? Forwarding or Shopping?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:22:18 2015 No.13158628 >>13158245 i just had tokyo libido and magic eyes. I think i like my STT2 nina the most. >>13157821 You're fucked, burn your house and get a false identety, or you might go to jail for a LONG time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:22:35 2015 No.13158631 >>13158582 I guess I went with forwarding, that was really dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:51:34 2015 No.13158751 >>13156804 Are there any reviews on the shota red riding hood hole?

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 16:52:41 2015 No.13158755

Got my GITB today. It's my second really soft loli hole after STT Sana and I have to say that I like it a lot more. It's fucking huge (like 650g or something) and the entrance is snug as fuck so if I didn't have a tiny dick I'd probably rip it after a couple uses.

10/10 would buy again, but don't get it if you have a giant nigger dick because you'll most likely tear it into pieces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:01:03 2015 No.13158787 >>13158751 At least two or three gaynons report ordering the riding hood hole but only one review so far : >>/jp/thread/S13054248#p13057299

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:01:11 2015 No.13158788 >>13158755 wtf, GITB takes big dicks better than rina or STT. I have a 7" and could still do the hole with 8"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:02:04 2015 No.13158792 >>13158137 Go Flames, Oilers suck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:03:07 2015 No.13158798 >>13158788 Oh, nevermind then. I just assumed that the entrance would rip because it's so small.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:05:20 2015 No.13158802 >>13158798 It's plastic newfriend. Don't you wash your holes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:06:06 2015 No.13158806 Should i get the Venus real in soft or very soft version? im going for the realistic vibe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:07:32 2015 No.13158814 >>13158802 Of course, but sometimes the entrances to holes are a bit sketchy because of the way they're cut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:10:11 2015 No.13158831 >>13158806 I own Clone And Spiral Wave in very soft, as well as Real and Uterus in Soft. The Real texture is definitely better suited for the Soft material, and would be under stimulating in Very Soft.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:10:18 2015 No.13158832 >>13158802 >>13158814 Speaking of which, I should have mentioned that the GITB can be a bitch to dry since it's so narrow and tight. I ended up wrapping some tissues around the end of a toothbrush in order to reach all the way in.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:19:32 2015 No.13158888
File: 643 KB, 1520x2688, IMAG0032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

i take a paper towel, fold it until the sheet is 2cm Width. Then i take one end between my teeth and one in my hand and i twist it until it wants to curl up. If i got my sicors at hand i cut both ends to get rid of the flat ends. With this roll i go into the hole with my finger and dry it out (especialy the womb/end)
>pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:29:15 2015 No.13158933 File: 653 KB, 1520x2688, IMAG0033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks something like this, i hope i could help some newfriends. Doesn't work for my STT2, she's to tight/soft.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:36:01 2015 No.13158971

I wanna get two new onaholes that is gonna be my last order for awhile, but... My wallet says no.. This is gonna be abit pricey order total of ¥7000 + €25 additional tax but it will probably a good order but I'm broke. Goddammit, decisions, decisions... decisions. Currently 11 holes, won't be buying much after this and I won't be buying any hips.

Goddammit what do I do /ona/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:40:04 2015 No.13158990 >>13158971 since i'm already warm at giving advice, Don't go into dept for plastic pussy. Where do you live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:56:03 2015 No.13159048 >>13158933 I do basically the same except I twist the towel around a chopstick which makes it loads easier to get it inside the onahole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 17:57:18 2015 No.13159052 >>13159048 b-but chopsticks are for eating!

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:04:11 2015 No.13159079

>>13158990
Nah not going in debt. I live in the Netherlands.
7k yen + shipping + import is probably around €80-85 ish. Gonna be my last real order for a good long while. Got the money just gonna be a big hit at once. I want to order two since I gotta pay import anyhow. I usually do small order like below €30 once ever two weeks or so.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 18:54:33 2015 No.13159383

Mouth of Truth: kind of a pain to clean and dry. Rolled up paper towel generally doesn't even reach the deepest layer, which stays somewhat moist. Forced to dig around there with my finger and wipe out any moisture to shallower levels.

Feels great though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:11:41 2015 No.13159471 >>13159383 Yeah one of my favorite holes but only gets one use every 1-2 weeks being a pain to clean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:14:42 2015 No.13159487 >>13159383 Especially the teeth. I know for some the teeth is a bother, but it feels heavenly for me. Key is to lube the teeth really thoroughly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:21:09 2015 No.13159527 Has anyone tried just putting one in the dish washer? I can see how it might not work out, but if we haven't tried that yet somebody should.

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:24:49 2015 No.13159543

>>13159527

I can barely stand to use dish washers just thinking of the gross slurry of food particles and soap mixing all over the dishes; would anyone be brave enough to use one with the added thought of semen and lubricant mixing in with all as well? Using a dish washer for just an onahole seems really wasteful.

That's putting aside the rather glaring problem of putting such a fragile thing in a brute-force cleaning instrument such as a dish washer.

>>	Australian guy Mon Mar 9 19:26:15 2015 No.13159549 >>13158755 >>13158788 I tore my Hako-chan literally the first time I entered her. I like to think that was an intended function as her hymen was really thin. It was also fucking hot. I felt quite proud of deflowering my new loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:39:38 2015 No.13159602 How durable are Tomax holes like Venus and Lilith? Is it safe to turn them inside out? I don't with my other holes but Tomax holes look pretty durable, can anyone comfirm if its safe or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 19:54:36 2015 No.13159665 >>13159527 This sounds like a really good way to get melted & torn rubber vagina bits all over your dishwasher Why would you subject one of the girls in your harem to this, you monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 20:10:27 2015 No.13159723 >>13159665 It's for science! No sacrifice is too great!

Anonymous Mon Mar 9 21:07:50 2015 No.13159902

>>13159527
Filthy women sometimes use dishwashers to clean their dildoes. That doesn't mean that onaholes can be handled similarly. I'm actually confident that if you try to wash your ona in the dishwasher you'll end up with melted rubber clogging the drain and an amusing situation to explain to your momndad. Do it and share the results.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 22:03:07 2015 No.13160049 >>13153602 The OP sticky really helped me out when i first got into onahole

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 23:25:49 2015 No.13160270 Just tried Mi-Nyan for the first time and quite enjoyed it. The sample lube it came with was also my fave sample so far. Anyone happen to know what it is? It had a website on the back a-one-tokyo.com but the site is just a short video.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 23:44:26 2015 No.13160333 >>13159549 Fellow Australian here looking to buy my first, you had any problems with customs so far? paranoid as fuck man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 23:44:30 2015 No.13160334 File: 60 KB, 686x457, next order.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my next order Are there any guides on how much more I can put in before the shipping price bumps up or do i have to just keep checking if the price changes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 23:52:11 2015 No.13160371 File: 222 KB, 1599x1073, Screenshot_2015-03-10-04-49-26~01~01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thoughts on my next order, ona #12 & #13. What do you think /ona/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 23:57:50 2015 No.13160382 File: 141 KB, 741x819, everything is fine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13158137 You're not alone.

>>	Australian guy Mon Mar 9 23:59:45 2015 No.13160390 >>13160333 Not yet, but I'm hardcore and also a dumbass MadThad imitator. You'll want to remove the box of any loli holes.

>>	Rjob !!o1HOiv6DpsF Tue Mar 10 00:04:19 2015 No.13160402 >>13160371 Looks good to me m8.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:08:08 2015 No.13160414

>>13160390
Lolinco doesn't come with any art like Rina does she? If you remove packaging all that'll be left is the lube and hole? I'm still scared some fuckhead at customs would declare is some sort of bullshit like a "babyfuck" simulator and I'd be jailed as the prophet of newborn porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:10:02 2015 No.13160420 >>13160414 Rina comes with art? weeeeeeeeeeelp

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:11:59 2015 No.13160429 >>13160420 Refer to >>13156512 , on far right

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:12:46 2015 No.13160431 >>13160414 When I ordered a Lolinco, I asked for the package to be removed, and all that was left was the hole in a sealed plastic bag and a sample of lube.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:13:19 2015 No.13160434 File: 3.13 MB, 375x346, WMx5PiN.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13160429 All I can see is that big beautiful forehead and those dreamy blue eyes anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:16:16 2015 No.13160441 >>13160334 Change it to yen. Can't really comment on onaholes except Rina is pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:43:58 2015 No.13160516 File: 34 KB, 710x420, order1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13160390 Yeah I'll get the box art removed, anything I'm missing for a starter? Also what shipping do you recommend?

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:51:40 2015 No.13160549

>>13160516
Different Aussie here. EMS is my favourite. DHL is meant to be faster and bit more expensive but I've only had bad experiences with them, and they've always been slower than EMS. Apparently having lube in a different shipment to your holes makes your holes less likely to be looked at by customs so consider that if you're going to buy more than 1 bottle of lube.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:52:44 2015 No.13160554 >>13160549 It's liquids in general, so that cleaning kit may also be cause for an inspection if it contains cleaning solution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 00:57:26 2015 No.13160568 >>13160549 >>13160554 Does a bottle run out fast? because I might aswell grab another then if I'm seperating them and throw the cleaning kit in there aswell. Besides that I'm not missing anything important? Thanks for the advice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:00:02 2015 No.13160581 >>13160568 They last a pretty long time, especially if you water it down. Consider maybe getting a different type of lube to try it out if that's what you're in to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:02:42 2015 No.13160595 >>13160568 Depends on how much you use, and how often you use it. Like >>13160581 said, might as well bundle another one together if you have the money.

Australian guy Tue Mar 10 01:08:00 2015 No.13160616

>>13160549
>>13160516

DHL is a waste of money in this country. EMS is just as fast, if not faster and e-packet isn't even that much slower since we're relatively close to the glorious motherland.

Aside from that you're pretty much set. I'd recommend some baby powder as well, but you can buy that from Safeway.

>>13160568

A bottle of Peace's should last a couple months of regular use. One should be enough for starting out with. You can order more with your next hole purchase if needed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:20:20 2015 No.13160657 File: 105 KB, 487x750, 1425964820816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where does one buy one of those onaholes you always see in hentai that look perfectly cylindrical and not like a vagina.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:22:01 2015 No.13160668 >>13160657 tomax, specifically venus and lillith series

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:23:28 2015 No.13160674 >>13160581 >>13160595 >>13160616 Yeah I went with EMS, do they remove the imagery of lube bottles if I ask? some a pretty lewd like >>13146586 Anyway thanks again for the help. I'll report back when/if it arrives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:26:28 2015 No.13160685 >>13160668 hes asking for the ones that dont have the vagina aesthetic that those (and most other do).

Australian guy Tue Mar 10 01:27:30 2015 No.13160695

>>13160674

Just checked out my bottle, and it doesn't look like the label is easily removable. It can't hurt to ask them if you do order that particular bottle, though. Just say it's due to lolicon art being illegal and you need the label removed if possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:29:18 2015 No.13160704 >>13160685 Oh. In that case, the closest thing would probably be a tenga, but those have a hard plastic exterior. A meiki might work? It's less of a hole and more of a sleeve though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:37:26 2015 No.13160747 >>13160657 >tumblr and porn two goofs one post

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:40:39 2015 No.13160770 >>13160695 Second order done, came to just under 110 all up. I really hope it's worth it. Now the waiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 02:05:03 2015 No.13160899 >>13156804 >tit milk lube muh nigga, that shit is awesome!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 02:06:07 2015 No.13160904 >>13156804 >candy lubricant explain more

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 02:17:43 2015 No.13160938 File: 5 KB, 479x107, Screenshot_3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13160695 Should I risk it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 02:22:57 2015 No.13160953 >>13160938 I have no knowledge about this, so I don't know if its overkill, but could they stick a white paper on the label instead of just covering it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 02:26:56 2015 No.13160968 I need to work on my technique

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 02:30:54 2015 No.13160988 >>13160968 why

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 02:32:44 2015 No.13160994 >>13160953 I suggested that and asked them to do what they could, I'm sure they deal with this all the time so I'm not too worried.

Australian guy Tue Mar 10 02:52:21 2015 No.13161068

>>13160938

Well yeah it's probably not the best solution since the label is still there. But as they say, it's a sticker and not designed to come off.

If you're super concerned about it, buy something without nude lolis on the package.

I didn't give a fuck though and bought two bottles and only got put on three new government watchlists. Which is a pretty good effort for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 03:12:30 2015 No.13161158 >>13158137 >>13160382 I'm also a canadabro and now I'm rethinking my order lol

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 03:18:13 2015 No.13161173

>>13161158
EMS delivered in literally 4 days. My main problem was Canada Post being a bag of dicks and postponing my delivery over the weekend. Now I have to deal with the university mailroom being lazy and not processing my delivery.

I fucking hate postal services.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 03:23:37 2015 No.13161190 >>13161068 >three new government watchlists I hope you're joking but knowing this country probably not. Freedom when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 03:32:42 2015 No.13161225 >>13161173 Just wonder, why did you use EMS and not DHL? When I look at shipping costs DHL is 1 dollar more and is apparently even quicker?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 03:39:47 2015 No.13161246 >>13161225 More likely to get inspected by customs, mostly. Also it was the difference of roughly $6 CAD for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 03:47:09 2015 No.13161277 How long can you leave a used onahole standing? Would 2 hours be safe? I don't want to clean it right away... It ended too quickly ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 03:53:07 2015 No.13161296 >>13158888 >>13158933 This worked much better than my microfiber cloths. Didnt have to struggle to clean the womb, didnt leave as much visible dust on the outside, and it seems much drier than usual

>>	Australian guy !vGhn87xZ26 Tue Mar 10 04:05:55 2015 No.13161331 >>13161277 2 hours is fine. I sometimes fall asleep inside my hole after blowing my load and wake up ~x hours later, wash it and myself and have no issues. I would guess half a day to be the limits before shit gets nasty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 04:06:58 2015 No.13161333 >>13161190 Never given our countrymen are all morons and nobody actually cares to vote properly. Such is Democracy. Prepare for internet censorship to be pushed over the next decade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 04:09:33 2015 No.13161336 >>13161277 A few hours is acceptable for me. Of course, the faster you clean it, the better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 06:05:12 2015 No.13161581 >>13157521 >>13157446 YMMV on lube usage, my bottle of Ona Tsuyu is half gone after a month of daily Venus real usage, though I use more lube than most seem to report here, hour long fap sessions tend to do that...

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 06:24:03 2015 No.13161611

>>13161296
>struggle
>dust
You're using the wrong sort of towels. Avoid the fluffy kind ENTIRELY. Aim for a flat, tight knit surface, like you would expect from microfiber blankets or glass cleaning cloths.
They should slide in with low friction and zero struggle, absorb all water, and leave no residue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 07:06:04 2015 No.13161676 How durable are Tomax holes like Venus and Lilith? Is it safe to turn them inside out? I don't with my other holes but Tomax holes look pretty durable, can anyone comfirm if its safe or not?

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 10:58:33 2015 No.13162059

>>13161277

my longest length was a couple of days but not of my choosing.

>be sick and think nothing of it
>finish with my venus real
>attempt to go to sleep
>wake up puking with a high fever
>take medicine and go to the doctor the next day
>have fever of 104 F
>anon why didn't you come in sooner
>get treated come home with a small bag full of drugs.
>.......
>I didn't clean my onahole
>Immediately clean my Venus and dust it with cornstarch.
>still smells a little off to this day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 11:33:34 2015 No.13162126 Sorry I only pop in like once a month. What is with this new daimaoh company? Some of their stuff is much cheaper than what I could find it for on NLS.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 11:52:51 2015 No.13162168 File: 97 KB, 1280x720, tsk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13162126 >Sorry I only pop in like once a month. Check the archives then

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 12:01:32 2015 No.13162197

Oh god I forgot this was /a/'s territory now. My bad, buddy. I sincerely forgot how this place has changed with all the recent crossboarders. Anyway have fun. Oh how I wish the take it easy attitude didn't die on /jp/ because of filthy crossboarders. Fucking crossies ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 12:19:49 2015 No.13162254 >>13162197 Who are you talking to? Actually, no one cares. Go write on your fucking blog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 12:28:54 2015 No.13162284 >>13162197 Autism speaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 13:13:56 2015 No.13162399 anyone use their holes during erp?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 13:40:11 2015 No.13162469 Could someone link me the mouth of truth on daimaoh? i've searched for Magic Eyes and i found lolinco and the others thing but not the mouth of truth

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 13:44:55 2015 No.13162486 >>13162469 try "La Bocca Della Verita" or whatever that is in japanese

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 13:48:11 2015 No.13162497 >>13160382 That makes me a little happier that I'm not the only one being screwed by customs atm. Hopefully it doesn't go beyond just a really annoying delay though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 13:52:26 2015 No.13162509 >tfw i'm scared to mix different lubes because i think they will chemically react or some shit and become toxic i don't know literally anything about chemistry and stuff like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 13:57:33 2015 No.13162528 >>13162509 If you mix different lubes your onahole will come to life. Don't do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 14:26:39 2015 No.13162603 >>13162528 I mixed all the little sample lube packets they give when you buy onaholes. I ended up with a full squeeze bottle's worth and a still dead, cold, lifeless onahole. I hope you rot in hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 14:35:06 2015 No.13162630 >>13162399 I cum too fast

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 14:42:59 2015 No.13162653

Hey how does my first order look?

>Venus Real soft
>Mouth of Truth
>Ona-Tsuyu
>Lovely girl's drool is sweet
>Peace's

I'm ordering Ona-Tsuyu and Peace's so i can try the different thickness of lubes and see what works best for me and the girl's drool one because it think it will be pretty neat with the mouth of truth.
The whole thing will cost me ~16.000 yen so might as well buy as much as possible so i don't have to make a new order and pay JSS's fees and shipping again

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 15:07:27 2015 No.13162702 How durable are To max holes? Is it safe to turn them inside out?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 15:19:35 2015 No.13162739 >>13162702 RIP AND TEAR!

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 15:43:56 2015 No.13162810

Any recommendations for bigger penises? My penis is ~5cm in diameter and is ~15cm in length. Length shouldn't be a problem but diameter is.
The only one that kinda worked for me is the Tenga Flip Hole. I can't really close it but better than nothing I guess.
I tried some "normale" onaholes but they didn't fit at all, sadly I don't remember the names of them.
So any recommendations anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 16:08:43 2015 No.13162884 >>13162810 R20, slut announcer and vacuum witch serve me pretty well. I'm 6.5"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 16:57:41 2015 No.13163053 Are the Toy bags of NLS washable at 30°C ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 17:34:19 2015 No.13163172 >>13162126 >What is with this new daimaoh company? >new daimaoh company >new Methinks you pop in a lot less often than once a month. >>13162603 You forgot to perform the rest of the ritual, didn't you? You can't only perform part of the ritual!

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 17:37:24 2015 No.13163180

>>13162653
That seems like too much lube in a first order if there ever was such a thing. I know for a fact Onatsuyu comes in a huge bottle and I don't need much at a time. Peace's as well is generally recommended as a good lube for watering down so that should last longer than you think. I'd recommend swapping the Drool out for another hole.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 17:58:02 2015 No.13163246

>mix lubes
Waiting fo mustard gas recipes to kill people while they fap.
>>13162653
Just go with 1 bottle of ona tsuyu. The price is top tier for godlike lube quality. Your untrained dick won't need more. And get a Toy bag and an onahole warmer god dammit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 17:58:31 2015 No.13163248 Any good anal toys you recommend /jp/? One that I can sit on so I can have hands free anal stimulation while I fap to my doujins

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:00:35 2015 No.13163261 >>13163248 use olive oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:01:25 2015 No.13163265 >>13163261 That's not what I asked

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:01:42 2015 No.13163267 >>13163248 vibrator egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:02:28 2015 No.13163272 >>13163265 Thats what you should've asked for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:03:52 2015 No.13163280 >>13163267 Yeah I've been thinking about those, since I got a buttplug but it tears my anus and it's impossible to sit on it A vibrator egg sounds ideal

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:07:18 2015 No.13163291

>>13163248
>Any good anal toys you recommend /jp/? One that I can sit on so I can have hands free anal stimulation while I fap to my doujins

REVO 2 / STEALTH ($200)
NS Novelty Tingler (1 or 3) $20
Chinese knockoff Aneros Progasm $ I forget

Granted I really want one that works even better, the struggle is real. You're welcome faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:14:25 2015 No.13163309 I'm about to buy the mouth of truth Should I? Will it feel different / better than my regular 3D tengas / lilith soft uterus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:16:16 2015 No.13163319 >>13163309 >>13163309 >will it feel better than tengas >tengas

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:17:55 2015 No.13163327 >>13163319 >le epic tenga is shit meme xD Tengas are shit in general, but 3D tengas are cheap and feel god like. At least they feel much better than my lilith soft uterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:26:28 2015 No.13163358 >>13163327 >tenga 3d better than tomax I bet you enjoy your chicken tendies with ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:40:58 2015 No.13163390 How durable are To max holes? Is it safe to turn them inside out?

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:56:53 2015 No.13163457

>>13163180
If im going to get only 1 bottle of lube, why shouldn't i just get peace's so i can try it standard and watered down? is the onatsuyu straight-up better?
Also, what other hole are you suggesting? Lolinco seems great but i think ill be good with the venus and mouth of truth, i've considered to get a smell thingy since i really like the way "girly" stuff smells if that even makes sense but yea idk
>>13163246
o shit i completely forgot about them thanks for the reminder

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:57:06 2015 No.13163458 Was thinking of using JSS to evade tax, but does anyone know the shipping rates from NLS inside Japan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:59:41 2015 No.13163469 After about 60 uses my ona warmer died. It won't turns on or get warm anymore. Anyone had similar experiences? I'm not sure how it died, evren if it gets wet with lube it should be resistant to it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 19:09:38 2015 No.13163518

>>13163457
I suggested getting two bottles instead of three, not just one. I'm also recommending you keep the Ona Tsuyu because I've tried it personally and know it's great stuff. You do have a point with the Peace's, but I've seen it get mixed reviews so I'd be dubious. I have tried Golden lotion which is also pretty thick and that's amazing, so it might be worth swapping in instead.

As for other holes I'd suggest, probably Mi-nyan, a Kunoichi in regular or if you're going to order from Daimaoh anyway, a nice Lilith Uterus in regular.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 19:17:11 2015 No.13163551 >>13163458 Free shipping/200 yen for orders over 5000 yen (depending on if you use Japan post or Yamato). For orders below 5000 yen the rates are 390/590 yen, respectively. Okay, I guess the shipping costs were much lower than I expected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 19:21:39 2015 No.13163571 DUMB QUESTION ALERT Should I wash my Rina before using her? I just got her (boy is she soft btw) and I'm rarin' to go. I don't really want to wait for her to dry either.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 20:26:19 2015 No.13163937

>>13155442

Theres the "But I'm a guy!" series that I've seen on toydemon that come with some small plugs as well if you're into that. I own both and the one that comes with the plug that has two bulbs and curves is more stimulating, but I like the plain one a little better. Material isn't great but its good for your boypussy fantasies. I've been intrigued by the one from Hot Powers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 20:39:03 2015 No.13163994 >>13163571 If you're using water based lube it shouldn't matter too much. And you should be drying her out fully after washing anyways, I wouldn't recommend air drying too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 20:53:57 2015 No.13164053 >>13163937 What material is the anal plug made of? hard or soft?

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 21:29:58 2015 No.13164210
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What should I get next? See my list for possible candidates or if any other suggestions you think I might like that would be great too. I don't have any room for hips so those are a no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 21:31:33 2015 No.13164216 >>13164210 Seventeen Bordeaux, that thing is amazing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 21:40:00 2015 No.13164264 >>13163457 Ona Tsuyu is by far my favorite lube, its as close as it gets to real pussy juice. Golden Lotion is great too but its a small bottle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 21:47:38 2015 No.13164309 File: 315 KB, 435x600, Tarot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13164264 >>13163518

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 21:57:09 2015 No.13164361 How long will my onahole last? I use it about four times a week. And what to go after VA Admission & Bordeaux? I enjoyed bordeaux suction but it's too long/deep for me, VA Admission size is OK but too tight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 22:10:46 2015 No.13164428 >>13164361 You can try Mouth of Truth, its different but very stimulating.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 22:25:20 2015 No.13164489 Will something from Queencat (USPS priority) deliver on saturday?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 22:47:57 2015 No.13164572 >>13164489 The retailer doesnt matter it's the shipping services working days that does. Usps does deliver on Saturday

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 23:30:00 2015 No.13164779 How good are the Gucho Nure Monsters? And how have they not made any monstergirl parody holes yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 23:37:06 2015 No.13164809 What's the general consensus on the Tenga eggs? I've got a really low budget and these things look to be pretty high-quality, and easily cleaned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 23:42:04 2015 No.13164836 >>13153709 pls respond Any specific tag i can use to look out on my own?

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 23:51:41 2015 No.13164872

>>13164809
>What's the general consensus on the Tenga...
No. The general consensus is no.

>I've got a really low budget and these things look to be pretty high-quality, and easily cleaned
High quality? They're meant to be disposable. Think about that for a second. Easily cleaned? They're meant to be dis- actually that should still be true the first few times, but most onaholes are pretty easily cleaned; even the Flip Hole barely edges them out in that regard.

As for your budget you must decide this: do you prefer paper plates or reusable dishes? Longer term the reusable dishes work out to be cheaper, but paper plates are cheaper in the short run. I'd recommend just grabbing a fairly cheap onahole known for resiliency like the Mi-Nyan and some inexpensive lube ala Honey Drops. Long term those eggs aren't even that cost effective, especially if you're shopping a domestic site.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 00:12:53 2015 No.13164991 >>13160938 they have shipped my bottles covered in some kind of red tape, I guess customs will not remove it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 00:19:10 2015 No.13165016 New thread: >>13165013

Anonymous Wed Mar 11 01:38:11 2015 No.13165333
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So I just tried my Rina.

Came twice, harder than I've ever cum before. This may have to do with going nofap for the last 5 days, but holy fucking fuckity fuck this is the best purchase I've made since my vaporizer.

Pic related: My face right now, post fap.

Thank you /ona/. Shoutouts to Australian guy for his review of the onahole I decided to purchase (Sujiman Kupa Rina).

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 02:39:54 2015 No.13165536 File: 99 KB, 260x254, vanilla.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13162197 Yes how surprising. It's almost as if /a/ was somehow the first board or something.

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