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Anonymous Thu Mar 5 14:02:10 2015 No.13139515 [Reply] [Original]

why doesn't my sister accept the fact that the recently announced moaning daki is a great idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 14:03:57 2015 No.13139522 >>13139515 That's funny, I know a lot of pillows that are specifically marketed at females.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 14:07:01 2015 No.13139532 File: 48 KB, 468x413, ClareThomasANGUS_468x413[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13139522 yes, but as usual only males are making progress in the field

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 14:07:40 2015 No.13139535 File: 523 KB, 540x360, 1408049720173.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >apparently women don't need pillows for some fantasy realtionships...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 14:13:02 2015 No.13139574 >>13139535 makeup in bed? how terrible

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 14:14:10 2015 No.13139582 File: 14 KB, 226x88, 2015-03-05_19-10-58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13139535 I wonder what she'll think if I get one one day

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 14:14:15 2015 No.13139583 >>13139574 Wow mean... She just tried to look nice for her lover who was there to comfort her...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 14:16:57 2015 No.13139604 >>13139583 rubbing makeup all over your daki is bad

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 14:56:24 2015 No.13139787 >>13139535 retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 15:03:20 2015 No.13139805 >>13139787 Never reply to me again, you disgusting waste of atoms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 15:44:37 2015 No.13139925 File: 3.24 MB, 4000x2250, denpa_onna_to_seishun_otoko__wallpaper__by_wolfbankai-d5n0ye0[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13139787 >>13139805 no bullying in my thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 16:04:59 2015 No.13139979 >>13139535 Are you sure that's a woman?

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 16:06:33 2015 No.13139987
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That's because it's not.

>laying in bed cuddling mai waifu
>put my head on her warm bosom for maximum comfy
>"IEEEE ANON"
>"ECCHIIIII"
>"DAME...K-KIMOCHI..."
>all blasting into my earlobes while I'm trying to cuddle or sleep
>cuddling a pillow that's wired to make noise isn't even comfortable in the first place

>cover daki with dark pillow case in the daytime to hide power level
>someone comes over to my apartment
>"lol hey anon what's that big pillow over there for"
>"Oh, that thing? Hand-me-down from my aunt. Supposedly it helps you sleep and it's been doing my back wonders."
>cat suddenly starts walking across pillow
>"A-ANON-KUN NO HENTAIIII"

>years pass by and I am still yet faithful to my loving waifu
>it's our anniversary and we're having a romantic night in
>see the moonlight shining on her pillow case and suddenly her gaze seems lusty
>figure there's no harm in getting a little naughty with her
>reach out and touch her
>B̵̺̺̖͕A҉̩͖̦̥̺̦̮̦͍K̜̝̣̟͝A̱̭̟͖ͅ ̛͓͕̬̹͇̺̣ͅA̲͠N҉̫̖̯̖Ǫ̳N̴̝̤̦̱͖͔̤

>turns out that the voice function got old and busted

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 16:08:53 2015 No.13140001 >>13139979 My dick says it is...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:40:30 2015 No.13140365 >>13139805 try and stop me, dumbass i'm sure the fattie cares a ton about her daki and isn't recording herself hugging it to get attention from desperate nerds like you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:42:11 2015 No.13140372 >>13139987 dude, what is your problem

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 17:43:35 2015 No.13140381

>>13140365
I don't even know who that is, fucko. I saw the webm on /jp/ a couple of months ago (see the filename?), saved it, fapped to it a couple of times and now posted it itt. She doesn't really look that fat in the webm and I couldn't care less about what she's like IRL.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:02:57 2015 No.13140478 File: 323 KB, 822x584, nerd_bully_beatdown[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13139787 >>13139805 >>13140365 >>13140381

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:17:59 2015 No.13140573 I dunno I think it's a pretty dumb idea. I mean, imagine you're asleep with your daki, and suddenly you rub up against it the wrong way and are woken up by sexual moaning or whatever. That would be pretty annoying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:21:25 2015 No.13140584 >>13139987 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:22:24 2015 No.13140588 >>13140573 Just like with a real woman though, you might accidentally rub her in a special place when you shift around at night

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:23:22 2015 No.13140593 >>13140573 These random events would spice up my life with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:23:49 2015 No.13140595 >apparently women don't need pillows for some fantasy relationships That's a stupid argument, if OP's a dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:32:01 2015 No.13140628 >>13140595 The dudes messages are in blue brah. The chicks messages are in white.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:42:15 2015 No.13140664 File: 186 KB, 1600x1200, 1335176366052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13139515

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:50:40 2015 No.13140695 File: 1.93 MB, 500x686, 1419307043930.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wher do i get RIN daki

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:56:19 2015 No.13140720 >>13140584 >The epic who are you quoting may may >I posted it again!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:57:14 2015 No.13140725 File: 185 KB, 1465x989, 1399765659168.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13140720 throws pebble at u

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 19:05:09 2015 No.13140757 WAAAAAALLAAAGH PEBBLE DA INFIDELZ BOSSPHET

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 19:14:27 2015 No.13140803 >>13140725 Are you Sakurako?!?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 19:18:45 2015 No.13140826 File: 390 KB, 850x720, 1424896911044.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13140803 yeah dude!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 19:23:22 2015 No.13140848 >>13140826 Woah!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 21:56:28 2015 No.13141527 >>13139535 Disgusting 3DPD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 21:59:08 2015 No.13141534 "Women are soon to become obsolete"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 22:00:11 2015 No.13141539 >>13140720 spits in ur mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 00:50:00 2015 No.13142171 >>13139515 >waifu epic. . .

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 06:11:37 2015 No.13143222 >>13139515 She wants to be your 抱き枕.

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