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ITT: Characters that you can beat up in a fight.

>> No.13138216
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>>13138206
ITT : characters that you can spank.

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>>13138216
Nitori would ask for it.

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>ITT
dude, are you sure, you're on the right board?

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>> No.13138430

>>13138206
I'll fill in for that other anon.

ITT threads belong on /b/, /a/, and /v/.
3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: uncalled for catchphrases,
6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
7. kuso thread

>> No.13138440

>>13138430
Still better than most Touhou threads.

>> No.13138584

>>13138430
>ITT threads belong on /b/, /a/, and /v/.
[Citation needed]

>> No.13138610

>>13138584
>[Citation needed]
That belongs there too, 餓鬼. Most of the time when you people say that, a simple Google search or a bit of common sense would have produced results. Granted, I expect too much from rabid memers.

In just the catalog, CTRL F ITT
/b/ - 18 matches.
/a/ - 10.
/v/ - 12.

It has no place on /jp/. Take it back where it belongs.

>> No.13138619

>>13138610
>implying results without proof are reliable
I looked in the catalog, and for ITT, I got this :
/b/ - 0 match
/v/ - 0 match
/a/ - 0 match
/jp/ - 546 matches.
Therefore this is the good board, and none of your whining will change anything.

>> No.13138639

>>13138619
Who are you quoting, and how is that applicable?

I gave the steps needed to replicate those results. That's how proof works outside of /b/. The results may vary slightly depending on the time of day and the whim of /b/tards like yourself, but it proves my point nonetheless.

>> No.13138660

>>13138639
``Who are you quoting'' is a rather annoying catchphrase too. Let's work hard to avoid using it.

>> No.13138663

>>13138660
Yes, let's work hard to properly mark all our quotations so people won't have to ask for source.

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Implying any of you fatties neckbeards base-dweller otakus failures with no gf could beat any of the girls.

>> No.13138685

>>13138660
No. Let's instead overuse it until it becomes a /b/-tier catchphrase.

>>13138679
You shouldn't think everyone is as fat as you. I'm pretty fit not enough for the police who keeps rejecting my application.

>> No.13138690
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Kosuzu, Akyuu and Tokiko.
Maybe a couple fairies, too.

>> No.13138691

>>13138679
Yeah, easily. I'd just sit on them until they stop moving.

>> No.13138696

>>13138690
>Tokiko
That one's still a youkai.

>> No.13138699

>>13138690
Tokiko is dangerous, man. She hit Reimu, remember?

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>>13138696
>>13138699
But she's a fucking nerd...
Ok maybe not Tokiko, then

>> No.13138731

>>13138705
So is Patchouli, she even has a sickly body. She'd still send an elemental storm up your ass with a mere flick of a finger. And how about Yukari? She's nothing but a math geek.

>> No.13138735

>>13138731
No, Ran's the math geek.

>> No.13138736

>>13138731
They can't beat my dick though. But i'll let them.

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>> No.13138821

>>13138735
No, Ran's just her computer.

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Akyuu is training hard, so she can beat your ass!

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>>13138249
Since Nitori has a secret superiority comlex, she'd probably prefer to be the one spanking. Especially because Kappa's enjoy harming peoples butts.

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Never odd or even...

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>>13139903
Getting fisted by Nitori!

>> No.13140547

>>13139881
>training hard
>legs like jello

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>>13140547
She just started working out, no bully.

>> No.13140702

>>13138639
>The epic who are you quoting may may
>I posted it again!

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>>13139903
Shit you're right.
I must find a better touhou to spank, Nitori's too dangerous.

>> No.13140892

>>13140572
Fat-shaming the Hieda family in public!

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Reimu brutally beat up Yukari!

>> No.13140922 [DELETED] 

>>13140702
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13143459

>>13139997
I want to bully Seija by hugging her and petting her.

>> No.13143606

>>13140702
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13143607

>>13138699
Only because Tokiko attacked her from the back.

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>>13143606

>> No.13143622

>>13143613
I don't get this trend of shitposting in order to appear right. Why?

>> No.13143636

>>13143622
Ask >>13143606.

>> No.13143641

>>13140914
that means yukari enjoyed it.

>> No.13143661

>>13143622
It's probably a habit from his board.

>> No.13143860

>>13138440
This nigga.

>> No.13143975

>>13143607
That's a misleading phrasing. Tokiko's spellcards have bullets that fly from surprising directions.

The one who attacked from the back is Reimu. And Tokiko still managed to launch a counterattack.

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>>13143975
Tokiko strong!

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>>13140572
I'd beat up her fatty thighs, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13144311

>>13143975
>Attacking a youkai that's just minding her own business and doing nothing wrong.
>Robs her and sells her belongings to Rinnosuke, who apparently is a fencer when the mood suits him.
>She does this just because 'she's a youkai.'
Das racis.

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>>13144157
Please be gentle.

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>> No.13144413

>>13144325
>these eyes
They know what they're doing. Don't cry when someone start beating you up, girls.

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>>13144413
I'll fight the Kosuzu!

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>>13144433
I'll beat the Hieda.

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>>13138206
Rinnosuke thread? Rinnosuke thread.

>> No.13144622

>>13144530
Yep, Rinnosuke is a weakest touhou.

>> No.13144626

>>13144622
But he doesn't have a sexy butt.

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>>13144674
I love Kosuzu so damn much.

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ksz...

>> No.13144878

>>13144622
We just don't see his danmaku because he wants to look weak as to not upset Marisa.

>> No.13144882

>>13144680
I want to see Kosuzu being spanked already.

>> No.13145039

>>13144882
She's too much of a tool to get spanked. She only gets raped. I'm surprised Rice Candy hasn't gotten to her considering what he had Yukari do to Marisa.

>> No.13145061

>>13145039
>She's too much of a tool to get spanked
Well, fuck. Considering how often she get in trouble, and how greedy she can get, I hoped...

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Can anyone beat rance up?

>> No.13145123

>>13143975
Uh no, Reimu explicitly tells Marisa that Tokiko attacked her from the back. Makes sense too since Tokiko was the one giving chase.

>> No.13145127

>>13143985
So strong she got curb stomped by Marisa who was laughing at Tokiko all the way through.

>> No.13145128

>>13144878
I'm pretty sure he mentions being scared at some point in his book, not just for the Gameboy.

>> No.13145929

>>13145128
He has the legendary sword Kusanagi. He ain't afraid of no bitch.

>> No.13146402

>>13138206
>>13144622
These two can beat most humans in a fist fight.

>> No.13146482

>>13145061
Spanking isn't a good enough punishment. She needs to be put back in her place, or broken until she fits.

>> No.13146788

>>13145069
Gay phoenixes.

>> No.13146901

>>13146482
Breaking her may be too much. A spanking in public is humiliating enough to put her back in her place. Girl is already to blame for the non-Dracula's death. If she hasn't taunted him, Reimu wouldn't have slaughtered him.

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>>13138206

>> No.13147439

>>13145123
You really could have just checked the chapter yourself instead of making me do it, but whatever.

>"I tried to exterminate it with a surprise attack, but it retaliated! It was pretty cocky and kind of strong. I let my guard down, so I didn't expect shots to come from behind..."

And what she told Marisa is:

>"I can't move well in these clothes. She isn't much of a fight, so you can take her, Marisa. ...But watch out for attacks from behind."

This isn't even slightly ambiguous.

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>>13138206
I see a pattern here.

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>>13140547
>>13140892
Heard you were talkin' shit?

>> No.13148028

>>13143641
Why is she crying then.

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>>13144882
I bet she's nice and soft from sitting around and reading books all day.

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>>13148669
Given her habit of spending her days sitting, I'm sure she would be willing to do anything to avoid a spanking. Except not reading books for a week.

Which only makes her begging more adorable. Akyuu is probably the same, but she isn't as childish as Kosuzu. Threatening her would probably backfire.

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all bullies have to go through me first

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>>13148697
"Do not come between the spankfag and his prey, or he won't kill you. He'll bring you to the House of Lamentations, where your soul will be yadda yadda forgot the original quote"

>> No.13148727

>>13145929
>He has the legendary sword Kusanagi.
He can't do shit with it, he wasn't chosen or something.

>> No.13148740

>>13148727
You think it's a coincidence he came to possess it?

>> No.13149066

>>13148740
Yes. Kusanagi gets lost all the damn time and turns up in the dumbest of places.

You don't get to possess it, except by coincidence.

>> No.13149085

>>13148674
Threatening A9 is like threatening the Mafia.
Don't do it unless you like the idea of having your ass sold to youkai with 20 inch dicks.

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>>13149066
Or is it the sword's choice? I mean, it's probably old enough to become a tsukumogami.

>>13149085
This. That's why Kosuzu is a easier prey for spanking. You can overpower Akyuu, but she knows too many people.

>> No.13149174

>>13149127
You bet your ass it is old, it was Susanoo sword after all.

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>>13149174
I don't know much about Shinto gods, I'm not gonna lie. I'm more interested in Kosuzu's ass than I am in Susanoo.

>> No.13151982

>>13138206
Literally no one but Patchouli and the humans. Patch is the only one you can get a boner from beating, though.

>> No.13152432

>>13151982
>Literally no one but Patchouli and the humans
I'd like to remind you that Sakuya, Marisa and Reimu are considered humans.
I doubt you can spank Sakuya.

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Reminder that Kosuzu literally has no mean to defend herself except by throwing books at you, which means she's totally defenseless which allows you to introduce her to FATAL, which is going to traumatize her for the rest of her miserable, anal-circumferenced life.

>> No.13157002

>>13154623
Kosuzu a cutie

>> No.13157295
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I could beat up ANY and ALL of you NERDS in here

>> No.13157365

>>13151982
The three fairies, plus the one that makes rain.

>> No.13157448

>>13157295
Avatarfagging is against the rules, newfag.

>> No.13157476 [DELETED] 

I could beat /jp/!

>> No.13157484

>>13157476
No way, dude. I could beat you even harder.

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>>13157448
I cannot BELIEVE it! YOU actually expressed that SHITTY opinion of yours

>> No.13159511

Sanae

Using only my huge bat I could easily beat her...

she is a human after all.

>> No.13164300

>>13159511
You have to fight through the army of kappa and tengu while avoiding Hina and the Giant Frog before you can even get to Sanae. Attacking her at the village is out of the question.

>> No.13164332

>>13157779
Stop spanking the mermaid.

>> No.13164416

>>13138206
Why is /jp/ so obsessed with anime characters?

>> No.13164449

>>13164416
Anime janai!

>> No.13164971

Why are you guys so obsessed with anime characters.

>> No.13164979

>>13164300
she has a shrine at the bottom of the mountain for people to go, away from all the nasties, the kappa aren't in the way to the top shrine either since they're hiding in a cave and try their damnest to hide from humans.

she also goes out on her own a lot, to reimu's shrine.

>> No.13164982

>>13164971
Anime janai!

>> No.13165021

How come the only anime characters you guys like are Touhous

>> No.13165052

>>13165021
Touhou wa anime janai wa!!!

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>> No.13165250
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Can you beat Rika?

>> No.13165465

>>13165250
Is she really Bernkastel?

>> No.13165938

>>13165021
>anime
>touhou
Hi secondary.

>> No.13165951

Why is Touhou the only anime you guys like?

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>>13165089
implying faggot

>> No.13166048

>>13166023
DO IT AGAIN CHEN

>> No.13166061

>>13164979
Why does she frequent to Reimu's??

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>>13166061
why not.

>> No.13167959

>>13164332
Go away, you autist.

>> No.13168100

>>13167959
You sound butthurt. Why are you butthurt? Why don't you stop spanking the mermaid?

>> No.13173123

Why is everyone spanking the mermaid in that thread?

>> No.13179199

>>13173123
People can't take it easy.

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