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There's not enough Remi here! Post more Remi! Everything Remi!

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>> No.13123616

Post the milk drinking one.

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What the HELL did you do to that picture.

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>> No.13123995,1 [INTERNAL] 

Nub ass question. How the fuck do you post images? LOL
All I see is

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>> No.13123995,3 [INTERNAL] 

So this is just a back/ up mirror of 4chinz except ppl can ad there own stupid comments to archived thread? What's the point exactly?

>> No.13123995,4 [INTERNAL] 

uh this is an archive we cant post images if you want an image to appear here you need to upload it on 4chan's /jp/ and then it will show up here

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>> No.13124968

Fun fact: Vampires are weak to water. This means that Remilia is smelly as fuck

>> No.13124987

Only running water, and if she's enough of a western vampire to have that weakness, she probably also is dead enough that she doesn't sweat much.

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No they are not, they are weak to flowing water, so they can't cross a river, they might not be able to get a shower, but a bath is fine

Also, blood is mostly water

>> No.13125009

Does Remilia have to count rice?

>> No.13125017

Loophole, PURE water, that means putting shit like herbs/shampoo/soap in the water.

>> No.13125020

showers are running water

>> No.13125048
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I don't believe all common weaknesses apply to Remilia anyway because of ZUN, but I don't believe all vampires have to count rice

Silver and flowing water are considered to have holy/pure qualities, and thats why they work against all truly corrupted or evil, vampires are just one form of evil, they generally have a ton more weaknesses than the popular silver/water ones

Counting is on obsession, and having such obsession usually has a back story, like if you are killed because you counted your money wrong and then become vampire, you can get obsessed about counting, different matter if all vampires share the same backstory

>> No.13125052

Or she can take a shower of the used waters.

>> No.13125055

Remilia wont enter your home unless you invite her

>> No.13125056

Nice headcanon, secondary.
Where do I subscribe for more hot opinion?

>> No.13125084

Vampires in general have to count things though. Not just rice, one of the myths about them is that they have a form of OCD.


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REMOVE VAMPIRE remove vampire
you are worst undead. you are the undead idiot you are the undead smell. return to grave. to our shinkansen cousins you may come our gensokyo. you may live in the mausoleum....ahahahaha, gensokyo will never forgeve you. vampire rascal FUck but fuck asshole undead stink gensokyo sqhipere shqipare...vampire genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead youkai..ahahahahah

>> No.13125099

But she wasn't invited to the moon...or the shrine.

>> No.13125113

What Remi needs is a good Hamon overdrive.

>> No.13125114
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Yes, but every trait vampire has, is a symbol of something, and obsession is most likely symbol of their past life, and people can have very different lifes in past

Unless you think that being a vampire is a casted curse that get passed on to heirs/victims, then the obsession is symbol of the "original sin" that the first vampire did, being a "fitting" or ironic punishment

>> No.13125122

I'll give her my sunlight yellow overdrive, if you know what I mean

>> No.13125185

What Remi needs is a good spanking.

>> No.13125195

Vampire don't drink Estus.

>> No.13125207

>but every trait vampire has, is a symbol of something, and obsession is most likely symbol of their past life
[Citation needed]

>> No.13125327

Everything is a symbol of something, and comes from something, artist's don't just randomly slap things together, and even if they did, their unconcious still affects them

Ghost have certain obsessions, because after leaving the body, they have some feelings left that are not fulfilled, and they are yearning over that, it is logical, or do you assume that some random obsession is imprinted on the ghost when they die? The obsession has to come from something, like everything.

Now when person "dies" and becomes a vampire, that obsession has to come from something, it is logical that it comes from his previous life, or feelings concerning it, or that the obsession is imprinted on him with the vampire "curse"

If it is a curse, we need to examine from where the curse came from, why would anyone curse someone to be obsessed of counting? Ironic punishment could very well be the answer, and is a very common theme

Have you read anywhere why they would be so obsessive about counting? I remembe one explanation in folk lore, and it had to do about the vampire's previous life, but that is not the basis of my assumptions

I have read about many different kinds of "spirits" having all kinds of issues and quirks, and most of the time they just come from humans, hard to think that such a spesific obsession would not

>> No.13125335

>just a wall of text
>no source
>no citation
Nice headcanon, secondary.

>> No.13125373

>Where did Scarlet sisters come from
You see when a mommy and a daddy vampire love each other very much...

>> No.13125387

I thought vampires were sterile...

>> No.13125405

>logical conclusions need citation
Citations are not citations all the way down, at some point citations citation has no citations, why do we believe that then, it needs to have citations to be believable, right?

Oh wait, it is only logical conclusions, that is the bottom level, and does not need any citations

>> No.13125411

More like two little girls were bitten by some vampire

>> No.13125414

In other words, you're pulling shit out of your ass and you're trying to shove your headcanon down everyone's throats.

>> No.13125432

According to Dracula, the vampire's appearance depends from the blood he drank.
The more he drinks, the younger he looks.

So Remilia and Flandre...

>> No.13125438

and they had the decency to wait 5 years for Flandre to become 10 physically...oh wait...

>> No.13125440

If reasoning is called "pulling shit out of your ass", sure

>headcanon down everyone's throats.
I don't get where you got that, where I have been talking about "headcanon"? I haven't been talking about touhou lore really at all

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>> No.13125453

Turned vampires generally are.
But these vampires are 'devils' not 'undead's.

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Remimi's smooth pussy!

>> No.13125462

Reasoning without source is worthless.

Are you suggesting they were borned that way?

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You'll never be a faceless man in Gensokyo.

>> No.13125494

Possibly. I've always reasoned that Remilia lies about her father due to two potential reasons:
1: Reputation boost.
2: Daddy issues.

>> No.13125498

Reputation boost is more or less canon, if I remember right.
Daddy issues wouldn't be surprising, even through it's dangerously fanwank.

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>> No.13125586

It must be what heaven looks like...

>> No.13125598

>with devils
>and leather

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How does an undead eat human food ?!

>> No.13125611

Chubby Remi drawn by Makoto Hirasaka?

>> No.13125622

>How does an undead eat human food ?!
Sakuya's cooking is humans made into food.

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That "human food" is more human than you think.

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Everyone loves Remilia!

>> No.13125815

no i dont

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Classy artist's draw Remilia

Name someone classy that draws touhou, but has not drawn her

>> No.13126022

Get out

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I want to secretly abuse and beat Flandre without Remilia knowing, just to see her face when she learns that a servant she trusted used to beat her sister on a daily basis.

Inb4 secondary go "lelel she would assplode you lel"

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>> No.13126068

I want to behead Remilia, and Flandre, rape Koakuma and Meiling then set up a Knights Templar flag on SDM as a warning for all demons in Gensokyo that they're next.

>> No.13126095

Saijee get the fuck out of /jp/ once and for all.

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Also what >>13126095 said.

>> No.13126276

>I don't believe all common weaknesses apply to Remilia anyway because of ZUN.
He made Touhou vampires a mix of western vampires and Oni.
Somewhere you can read that roasted beans are harmful to them.

>> No.13126276,1 [INTERNAL] 

maybe im cured but my eyes just glaZe over when i look at warosu or any jp board lately

its not even remotely funny anymore

bbs and imageboards and forums are of no interest to me because i cant think of anything i want to talk to anyone about, especially someone from an imageboard

im not going to read the replies to this post or probably check here again for at least a week

not suicidal

id rather eat like live squirming bugs than read any more retarded shit

just gonna read books now im sorry guys I really cant take it anymore

>> No.13126276,2 [INTERNAL] 

i had a falling out like this for very similar reasons just a few month ago (from about oct to december) but i relapsed and ive been refreshing dis page 3083312084381240 times per day every day since january

>> No.13126276,3 [INTERNAL] 

this happened to me for 6 months last year too but here I am back lurking again

>> No.13127047
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>There's not enough Remi here!

We've actually had a lot of Remi threads lately, haven't we? There was one in early february that reached bump limit and now we have 2 active with this one and >>13080628 .
Not that I mind, Remilia is the best girl and Remilia threads are best threads, but we probably don't need 2 threads at the same time.

She's welcome to visit my home at any time.

Not in all stories. There are actually lots of stories with vampires who've had children. Ever heard of dhampirs?

>But these vampires are 'devils' not 'undead's.
Remi and Flan are undead too. Didn't Remilia even say that 'coffins are for the dead' and then was revealed to sleep in a coffin later?

>> No.13127489

>then was revealed to sleep in a coffin later?
She's whimsical enough to have started doing that right after Reimu gave her the idea.

>> No.13127522

Dhampirs are the vampire equivalent of donut steel.

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Read his file name.

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Do you want to dominate Remilia or Remilia to dominate you?

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>> No.13131247

I want to dominate Remilia. I want to scold her like a child before sending her to her room with a spanking.

And then Flandre, who watched everything, comes near me and says "you do know you just spanked your boss, right?"

>> No.13131268

I want that artist to dominate some art textbooks. Why even do that shot if you're going to cut out the foot?

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If i drank from her blood would i become a vampire?

I'd do it.

>> No.13131394

Please describe detailedly how would it feel to hug Remi.

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Cold and bony. Kind of like holding a doll or a corpse.

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You see her looking at you excitedly and smiling, holding her tiny hands wide open reaching for you, it happens so fast that the emotions overwhelm you, you cant but help to wonder how it fould feel to hug such a tiny and cute creature.

In an instant you can feel the fabric of her dress pressed lightly against your skin, with a light and airly feel, looking down you only see her small round hat, with a ribbon cowering her expression

Gently yet firmly, she presses her small chest to yours, you can feel her heart beating fast, and a surprising warmness coming from such a small creature, her cheek presses against your chest tenderly, rubbing it, as if looking for a place to settle comforatbly

As if instinctively, you carefully place your hands behind her back, feeling the small firm bones of her upper back, and the skin trought the soft pink fabric

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Am I allowed to touch Remilia

>> No.13132233

Allowed? Who's the master here?

>> No.13132460

>you can feel her heart beating
You what, mate?
Get out of here, now!

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She's an undead. I don't think Remilia has a heartbeat and I don't think she's warm either.

Hugging Remilia would probably feel great anyway, she can hug you with both her arms and her wings.

>> No.13133240

But she doesn't have these warm feathers.

>> No.13133287

Her wings are better.

>The surface of their wings is equipped with touch-sensitive receptors on small bumps called Merkel cells, also found on human fingertips. These sensitive areas are different in bats, as each bump has a tiny hair in the center,[44] making it even more sensitive and allowing the bat to detect and collect information about the air flowing over its wings, and to fly more efficiently by changing the shape of its wings in response.

You can tickle her wings to tease her, meanwhile bird feathers aren't sensitive.

>> No.13133291

But it lowers the hug&flufiness value of her wings, compared to Aya's or Utsuho's.

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second worst touhou

>> No.13133408

What the fuck is this shit?
I though vampires can't stand heat , get it together ZUN.

>> No.13133420

I never heard of that, if they can't stand heat, how can they stay with humans and drink their blood?

>> No.13133449

Aren't they weak to flames and sunlight?
And both got heat in them.

>> No.13133469

They are weak to sunlight but never heard specific weakness to fire.

>> No.13133559

Yeah, against sunlight.
Not heat.

>> No.13133907

Remilia is super huggable even without fluffiness value on her wings.

>> No.13133954

Super sensitive wings are hot as fuck.

I want to play with her wings now.

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Remilia is made for cuddling.

※Cold, cool skin that is fresh to the touch. Like the other side of a pillow.
※Tickly, sensitive wings she can hug you back with.
※Small loli frame which you can envelope perfectly in your arms and make her feel safe.
※Slightly short hair that exposes her neck, which allows for advanced nape interaction.

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Is there a tag for sharp toenails? This is a very important question.

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※Cold, cool skin that is fresh to the touch. Like the other side of a pillow. The silky-smoothness and pure whiteness entices you to pepper with kisses all over.

※ Slightly short bed-hair that calls for vigorous ruffling and that exposes her neck, which allows for advanced nape interaction.

>> No.13137630

>censored porn

>> No.13137646

Where the fuck is the link? Google, and Bing aren't giving me anything.

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>> No.13137865

2nd worst 2hu

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>> No.13139325

objectively wrong

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>> No.13140081

Who's the worst?

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Flandre being the worst and Remilia the second worst touhou is a meme. Have you never seen it before?

It's objectively wrong though, since Remi is already the best.

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She seems more like an angel than a devil to me.

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Should all of Remilia's hair be the same color as her head? Eyebrows same/same. Very nice.

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So who is the first?

>> No.13140217

That danmaku is way bigger than that in the games.

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>> No.13140960

I want to kiss those hands.

>> No.13141161

No it's not, those are the balls that you tap to dodge, you can tell from the white outline which isn't part of the hitbox.

Will you guys donate blood when you go to gensokyo? I definitely would, maybe I could sell some tea to sakuya and buy sake

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>> No.13141247

Which bloodtype do you assume she likes best?

I'm an O-, so my blood wouldn't be as refined for her tastes..

I can't help it!
I can't help it!

>> No.13141344

Remi is a true blood-lover. She loves all kinds of blood. But her favorite kind of blood is that of the Anon she loves.

>> No.13141360

They're bigger than the characters, dude http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/Spell_Cards/Stage_6

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I want to kiss every single part of her body.

>> No.13143273

What happens if your BAC is .5?

>> No.13143285

She gets drunk.

Can vampires even get drunk? Aren't undeads supposed to be immune to all poisons?

>> No.13144085

Buddy I've played the games, I'm agreeing with you, the other anon said that it was too big whereas it's too small.

I'm assuming that she's "charging" it up or something, you can't shoot out giant balls of energy at full power I guess.

>> No.13144108

>you can't shoot out giant balls of energy at full power I guess.

The games sure make it seem like they can.

Maybe the artist just didn't care about the size of the bullet.

>> No.13144527

I'm pretty sure that a drunk Remilia would be the cutest thing ever.

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dominate again.

>> No.13145165

I want to feel Remi's cute teeth sinking into my proportionally huge dick.

>> No.13147166

She's not a fairy!

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Charisma break!

>> No.13149038

Why hasn't anyone drawn Remi piggybacking a fat neet?

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Remilia is affectionate!

>> No.13149230

Getting your heart broken by Remilia!

>> No.13149255

Yes, the sign of a refined lady who never had to cook. She must be a disaster in the kitchen.

Would eat her burnt salty meals.

>> No.13149271

False. Nobles were educated in all fields, including cooking. They just choose not to. After all, it's no fun licking pudding scraps off of your own fingers.

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She doesn't know how to do her own hair either.

>> No.13149282

But she looks cute like that!

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Remilia is scared to sleep alone!

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She can sleep with her sister.

>> No.13149360

Yeah, like I'd let a member of the Bedwetting Brigade get into my bed.

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She's been hanging around a certain Sanae again.

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Dry-humping Remi with Flan!

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If ever a suitable time came for me to dress or undress remilia, I fear the finer points of hoopskirts and victorian clothing will elude me. That wouldn't even address the layer of complexity her wings add.

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Remilia is a model!

>> No.13149493
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>> No.13149542

>wings are way too low
Why do the artists keep doing that?

>> No.13149554

Alternate file name:
"proREMIRIAt attempts to sexually harass the Remy"

>> No.13149571
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Even if trained. After being a 500+ years old vampire ojou-sama she may forgot how to cook , as she had other people to do it for her.


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blood, you say?

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>> No.13150060

Belmont poster spotted

>> No.13150137

I want to be transformed into a horrific monster by her in order to defend her mansion against would-be vampire slayers.

>> No.13150499
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>> No.13150551

Tickle torture with Remilia!

Oh how I long to be tied up and tickled by the Young Lady.

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>> No.13150775
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Even farmers like Remilia!

>> No.13150795

That's a pretty big fucking Remi.

>> No.13151051

Uh oh, now the Touhous will fight amongst themselves to establish dominance.

>> No.13151242
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Luckily, Remilia is the strongest.

>> No.13151276

>The Obedience must be slaves
>Disobedience is the true foundation of Liberty
Holy shit, my freedom boner is rising.

>> No.13151387

Why do they have nipples on their elbows? Is that a vampire thing?

>> No.13151412

Easier sucking points or some shit.

>> No.13151521
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>> No.13151936
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>> No.13152947

I don't know why they're always paired together.
Remi is charisma 101, while Satorin hides herself in the deepest parts of old hell.
Pretty much they're the opposite sides of the same coin.

>> No.13152953
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They are both older sisters to their "crazy" younger sisters and are both masters of their household. Easiest pairing ever.

>> No.13152978

Eh, that makes sense.
I still don't see how one wouldn't despise the other though.
Not that I see anything wrong with pairing the 2 best 2hus.

>> No.13152988
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Pairing characters together rarely ever has anything to do with how much their canon personalities would jive. Just being in a similar situation, having similar hair, being of the same stage, ect... is enough for some people.

>> No.13153021

Meiling and Orange is best pairing ever.

>> No.13153533
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They're both refined bedhair cuties mistresses of their own mansion/palace.

My left hand on Satori's head, my right hand on Remilia's head. Doubru Ruffle.

>> No.13154967

>I don't know why they're always paired together.

Because they're the best and second best 2hus.

>> No.13155414
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Hygiene is very important.

>> No.13155466

Are you trying to make me cry?

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>> No.13156014

Why do they want you to lay right there? This can only end in blood.

>> No.13156037
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What?, knowing that you will never ruffle the hair of those giggling cuties to your heart's content causes you any kind of discomfort?

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>> No.13156534

Until I go to bed and lucid dream of them, yes.

>> No.13158739
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I want her to do very lewd things to me.

>> No.13158877
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We all do.
But there are too many anons and only one Remilia, just wait for your turn.

>> No.13158944

>implying she won't have a battle royal where the winner gets to live with her for one year

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>> No.13159133

>one year

That's nothing for a vampire.

>> No.13159185

She gets far more pleasure from the battle than your pitiful humansex.

>> No.13159192

She's just manipulating us into killing each other so she can feast on the losers and all she has to do is spend an amount of time with us that is like a millisecond to her. Classic vampires.

>> No.13159268

Gensokyo semi-immortal creatures don't work like that if you read SSiB.
Biologically speaking aside (actually not even that, since Reimu asks "why do you need to train right now, isn't a few weeks nothing to you?" and she gets a "it doesn't work like that!" as an answer), one year with you is still torture for her.

>> No.13159407

She has a human body and my humansex would probably be too much for her since she's so small.

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>> No.13159647

Me in the right.

>> No.13159962
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dominate for all time.

>> No.13160357
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Take this!!

>> No.13160415
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How would Remi react to letting a hot, airy fart accidentally slip out around you?

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She wouldn't even be able to smell it with all the cum up her nose.

>> No.13160730
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Charisma break!

>> No.13162569
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She's an evil vampire, she only appears cute and lovable. Don't fall for her tricks.

>> No.13162594
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Sorry, too busy worshiping the Remilia to read your post.

>> No.13162614

Vampires aren't inherently evil. It was not by their hands that they were once again given flesh.

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>> No.13162643
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"I was called here by HUMANS who wish to pay ME tribute."

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>> No.13162647

>koa milk
Was homuraya lying all this time?

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I want to drown Remilia in my cum.

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>> No.13163001
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I wonder how many times I could cum into Remilia's windpipe before she died from it. I bet she'd get pneumonia or something before she'd actually drown in it.

>> No.13163009
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I hate /jp/

>> No.13163022
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If Remilia didn't want to get drowned in cum, she shouldn't have such a beautiful body. I can't help but want to irrumate her again and again, planting my seed at the mouth of her windpipe.

>> No.13163034
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probably wouldn't do any harm whatsoever, sorry

>> No.13163085
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Hey guys, look what I got.

>> No.13163092
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Can I have it?

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>> No.13163270
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>manhandling the Remimi
Completely Unacceptable.

You're supposed to be the one being abused.

>> No.13163271
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No way, dude

>> No.13163281

Didn't you just repost that from
the thread that was up before this one was erroneously made?

>> No.13163286

I was not aware that that image was posted in the previous thread. I will take care to use more discretion next time.

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>> No.13163515
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discretion in jaypee

>Herp derp, look at me, I live with my parents and would like to impregnate underage little girls

>Which 2hu would you fuq, I would rape Reimu so hard!

>I like Cirno, her blue hair is so COOL

>I hope Remilia would kill me, cos I'm such a worthless human being

Someday you lot are going to die, and no one is going to miss you, you don't deserve anything, not even your precious Touhou

>> No.13163519

a bit rude tbh

>> No.13163520

>Someday you lot are going to die, and no one is going to miss you

>> No.13163528

wow smh

>> No.13163556
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>Someday you lot are going to die, and no one is going to miss you
I can't wait!

>> No.13163570
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I'm sorry but I will miss you

>> No.13163589
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>> No.13163594
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Second to last panel makes a great cell wallpaper.

>> No.13163603
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And here's a cute Remilia cell wallpaper to make up for posting a non-Remilia picture.

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>> No.13163650

What a dumb edit.

>> No.13163652

W-what a boobs i love your bob

>> No.13163770

I want Remilia to fucking dominate me.

>> No.13163847

I want to get a job rubbing Remilia's feet

>> No.13163966

We should fuck.

>> No.13164121

Remi! Be careful! You can burn your skin!

>> No.13164224
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You're not my dad!

>> No.13164272
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>> No.13165244
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It's fine if the Remi nibbles on my cock a bit. I might even like that as long as she doesn't bite too hard.

>> No.13165971

I share your sentiments anon.

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>> No.13166347

What kind of work does Remilia do that the cats could interrrupt?

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>> No.13166538

Doesn't she know how dangerous it is for a loli to expose her shoulder like that?

>> No.13166552

I was just wondering, it's ok.

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She's doing it to attract victims to suck dry, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13166614

I want to gattai with Remilia and Reimu.

>> No.13166620
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"Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions."

>> No.13166622

I want Remilia and Reimu to gattai with their labiae wrapped around my dick.

>> No.13166635
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>> No.13166637

Please stop roleplaying.

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Make me, nerd.

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>> No.13167322
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That emptiness of spirit when no cute vampire loli ojou-sama to grab your balls with her cold bare hands and slap your painfully erect cock.

Why even wake up every morning.

>> No.13171010
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> vampire loli ojou-sama to grab your balls with her cold bare hands and slap your painfully erect cock.
That's lewd as fuck.

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>> No.13173682
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School swimsuits

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>> No.13173772
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Ruffle these, faggot.

>> No.13173902

Vampires are weak to UV light. They've got no melanin in their skin to protect them, that's also why they're so pale.

>> No.13176477
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I want her so much.
I'd be fine with being her butler, slave or toy or whatever.

>> No.13179385
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>> No.13179396

>remi rape english
>none of them are it

>> No.13179406

one of them is it

>> No.13179414

I'm trying not to spoil and none of them have a width of 1307.

>> No.13179422

shh, C82

>> No.13179437

Dropped. Oh well, thanks for the source anyway. The Yoshika one really was his peak.

>> No.13179641

>Remi rape doujins

Absolutely not. I can't read them.
The Remi is for sweet love and vanilla sex and maybe for being dominated by her. The Remi is not for rape.

>> No.13179667

I take a wild guess and say it's because most rape stories are written by people with the writing talent of an ugly stone. Who wouldn't be fed up by the billionst rape doujin in which a touhou strangely can't use her super human strength, because otherwise the artist would need to think up a story.

>> No.13180502

That too, but also because I love Remilia and hate seeing her in doujins like that.

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>> No.13180844
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Agreed. Those kinds of artists don't give a single shit about Touhou at all.

>> No.13180967
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Christ almighty

>> No.13181099

Most rape stories are written by people who ARE ugly stones.

>> No.13181103

>x is y
>all x are y
I want your kind to leave.

>> No.13181111
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Remi is also for rape that gets reversed halfway.

>> No.13181116

I liked that one where she ends up raped by the horse.

>> No.13181128

I don't think I've seen any of that that wasn't female-on-male (to start) or at least yuri. Kind of disappointing.

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>> No.13181205
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>> No.13181300

Flan vs Horse
Remilia deserved it.

>> No.13181400

Is that one of those "character x acts like a huge bitch for no reason and then gets her punishment in the form of rape" things?

I don't like those either when the touhou acts way out of character.

>> No.13181409

What happened to her right nipple?

>> No.13181416
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I can't believe we're ending this huge Remilia thread with a discussion about Remilia rape doujins.
You guys don't deserve the lady.

>> No.13181424
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We're discussing how they're bad, though. Surely that makes us slightly more worthy of serving under her.

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Pretty much, yeah.
But don't feel bad for her. Unlike Flan, Remilia enjoy the horsecock.

>> No.13182025
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Behold her grandeur, and shudder.

>> No.13182515
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look wot I just got!

>> No.13182708
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nice $7 fig

Why not show remi real passion and get something actually moe you dummy

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>> No.13183771

Is she afraid of vampires or what?

>> No.13183995

Afraid of vampire hunters hiding under her bed.

>> No.13184118
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I have it too, but not a big fan of dolls. I think I might try to sell it soon.

Flan and Remilia nendoroids are cute as HELL

>> No.13184651

her sister is better

>> No.13184792

>Mr. Ed
i wish I knew what fonts these guys use.

>> No.13184834
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Your taste is bad.

>> No.13184857

No, she's not.

>> No.13184892

What kind of liquid is in that bottle?
Because water doesn't look like that.

>> No.13185036

CocoNut Water

>> No.13185109
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Do someone here own a T-system's Remi?
Best Remi. Would consider to hotglue.


>> No.13185236
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I want to be Remi's onii-chan!

>> No.13186251
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Wow Remi get a hold of yourself