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old thread
>>13117533

Why those two?
They're my OTP cause they're not only friends but friends for around a millennium. I admit that I take a lot of my preference for these two from "Touhou Tonari Two by this side, three by the other side". I know, it's a doujin, but I really like the way they're presented and their bond with each other, it only adds to what I thought when I played the game and read their shared past.

So, what's your couple?

>> No.13123046

umm is the old thread too old or what

>> No.13123061

>>13123046
nope but it dissolved into a fit of quotations without any words to be quoted, of insults against Touhou Yuri and it's fans and in general weirdness.

>> No.13123102

>Making a second thread. Reported.

>> No.13123114

>>13123102
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13123121

>>13123114
See, exactly that's what I meant when I wrote "quotations without any words to be quoted".

>> No.13123146

>>13123031
Dominant youkai and submissive human. Alice x Sakuya, Mamizou x Kosuzu, Kaguya x Mokou (not quite a youkai, but more youkai-like than Mokou)

>> No.13123587

>>13123102
how DARE you report a 2hu thread you newfag mongoloid

>> No.13123607

R.I.P Yuri Thread 2.0

"The little thread that couldn't."

>> No.13123614

Fuck off, one thread is enough.

>> No.13123795

>>13123146
>Alice x Sakuya

This doesn't even make sense, for fuck's sake. When the hell was Sakuya submissive and they've barely interacted in canon.

>Mamizou x Kosuzu

Kosuzu thinks that Mamizou is cool, she doesn't want to fuck her.

>Kaguya x Mokou

Once again, Mokou is not submissive in the slightest and these two fucking hate each other.

God why are all yurifans secondaries

>> No.13123834

>>13123795
>these two fucking hate each other
You tease the ones you like.

They'll pair up at the end of time anyway, after everyone else is dead.

>> No.13123944
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>>13123031

There's only one true pairing when it comes down to Yuyuko. And no, it isn't Youmu x Yuyuko.

>> No.13124293

>>13123795
Just cause it doesn't happen in the game doesn't mean it doesn't happen off-screen d'uh.
Canon has little to no power in Touhou which is the reason it's so awesome. Fans are free to reign and make stuff up as they want.

>> No.13124301

>>13123944
Youki x Yuyuko?
*shrugs*
Fair enough, if you like it.

>> No.13124314

>>13124293
This, but unironically.

Each doujin circle is the master of it's own little pocket of not-canon.

>> No.13124334

>>13124314
Who said I was being ironic?
I'm never ironic when it comes to Touhou.

And yeah, that's true. In fact, I reckon that most fans have an own little fandom that has only some similarities with the whole, big fandom. Who you ship, what definite personalities etc (I know that there is some sauce on personalities but most of it is still fanmade)

>> No.13124341

>>13124293
>knowledgeable extrapolation
>canon has no power / making stuff up
1/10 since I replied.

>> No.13124348

>>13124341
oh for fucks sake not you again.
Can you please leave us along and be a nuisance to other threads?

>> No.13124391
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>>13123146
I always imagined Kaguya would be the submissive one.

>> No.13124394

>>13124334
>Who said I was being ironic?
The overall tone smacked of it. Fans don't actually "reign" over shit, not any more than you "reign" over yourself because you get to decide what you eat for breakfast in the morning.

>> No.13124400

>>13124348
>anonymous is one person

>> No.13124401

>>13124394
Ok, wrong wording, I'm sorry. But no, I didn't mean it ironic.

>> No.13124404

>>13124400
There you go again, quoting where nothing is to quote.
And yeah, I reckon that the anon who loves to disturb this and the previous thread is one person. Pity we don't have IDs here on /jp/.

>> No.13124413

>>13124404
Why do females have so much trouble using the internet?

>> No.13124421

>>13124413
I wouldn't know since I'm male but now that you mention it, some women I know aren't exactly fit on the net.

>> No.13124451

>>13124413
Because they believe they're entitled to everything, and with internet, you have to understand most things by yourself. Naturally, it confuses the simple-minded woman, who doesn't understand why yelling at the compuet "BUT I'M A WOMAN" doesn't work.

>>13124293
>Fans are free to reign and make stuff up as they want.
0/10.
Not even worth an explanation about why and how you're retarded.

>> No.13124456

>>13124401
Words are dangerous things.

One wrong step and the whole thread can come crashing down over your head.

>> No.13124464

>>13124456
That's called "taking responsability for your bullshit". Something that a woman cannot understand.

>> No.13124467

>>13124464
How did the "woman" thing enter the discussion in the first place?

>> No.13124478

>>13124467

The dude who hates yuri is also sexist and blames everything on women. Who would have guessed?

>> No.13124482

>>13124467
>>13124478
Why do you pretend to be someone different?

>> No.13124483

>>13124456
Yep, I think I get quite nicely what you mean.

>>13124451
>0/10
>Not even worth an explanation about why and how you're retarded

Hey, I already excused myself and admitted that I picked the wrong word so no need to get all aggro on me.

>>13124464
Funny that you assume I'm a woman. It's actually quite sexist.

>> No.13124486

>>13124478
What a coincidence. No, wait, not really.

>> No.13124487

>>13124483
>Funny that you assume I'm a woman. It's actually quite sexist.
I don't see you denying that fact. Therefore, bull's eye. Thanks for proving me right.

>> No.13124491

>>13124478
At this point it's evident that he's an outright shitposter and there's actually nothing to do other than report his posts.

>> No.13124496

>implying the real sexism doesn't come from the yurifags unable to accept the fact that touhous may enjoy a good dicking instead of being all lesbians
Double standard much?

Also EirinxReisen most unappreciated team, too often reduced to "lel eirin a sadist and reisen a slave".Reisen's supposed to be the pupil, not the slave.

>> No.13124500 [DELETED] 

>>13124496
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13124506

>>13124487
I'd tell you that I'm a man but since you seem to be on a roll you'd not believe me so I won't even try. The wiser head gives in.

>> No.13124512

>>13124500
He's quoting nobody, he's abusing the quote-function to point things out.

>> No.13124515

>>13124512
Well, he shouldn't do that.

>> No.13124522

>>13124496
>implying the real sexism doesn't come from the yurifags unable to accept the fact that touhous may enjoy a good dicking instead of being all lesbians

Yeah but we'll never know whether they are straight or lesbian but we won't know it since ZUN doesn't give any intel so your hatred on Yuri-fans is irrational since you have zero prove that 2hous are NOT lesbians.

>> No.13124525

>>13124515
Yeah, he really shouldn't. Isn't there some sort of report for abusing the quoting function?

>> No.13124529

>>13124496
I admit that neither I nor the other Yuri fans have prove or grounded reasons to presume they are lesbian, but precisely of that we're free to ship them either straight or het.
So what the shit is your problem?

>> No.13124535

>>13124506
>"Y-you're w-w-w-w-w-wrong but instead of telling you that, I'll pretend I'll stop answering even through I already did"
Nice try.

>>13124500
>>13124512
>>13124515
>>13124525
>yurifags are butthurt
>no repartee at all
>"w-who are you quoting"

>>13124522
>2hous
Nice going, tumblrite. But here, on /jp/, we say "touhou". If you had lurked a bit, you would know.
>your hatred on Yuri-fans is irrational since you have zero prove
Yeah, I can't find "prove". Because "prove" doesn't exist. It's not like yurifags are so obnoxious with their desperate shippings, it's totally not like yurifags are infamous and hated for harassing normalfags. No sir, absolutely not.
>yurifags harassing people is normal
>yurifags being harassed is god awful
Keep having a taste of your own bitter medicine and cry, yurifag.

>> No.13124536

>>13124525
No, don't do that.

We seek to self-moderate, not relying any banhammer.

>> No.13124539 [DELETED] 

>>13124535
Please don't abuse the quotin' function.

>> No.13124547

>>13124539
>implying you can give orders
>implying you're not just a newfag trying to fit in by spamming memes
>implying this is what it was designed for

>> No.13124554

>>13124547
I don't give order, just a suggestion, please calm down and respect /jp/ culture.

It is a culture free (or at least the least amount) of quoting abuse.

>> No.13124561

>>13124554
>newfag talks about /jp/ culture
>implying he even know what it is

>> No.13124567

>>13124561
It is not new, it's how /jp/ operates.

Please calm down.

>> No.13124570

>>13124535
>yurifags are infamous and hated for harassing normalfags. No sir, absolutely not.

Well, there you have your answer. Keep shipping your straights, I don't care, I personally just heavily dislike shipping Touhous with men other than Rinnosuke - and even so, the amount of ships for him is limited. And all those faceless dudes with zero backstory don't cut it either.

>> No.13124573

>>13124567
>"p-p-p-p-please calm down"
>implying you're not the one being mad because yurishit was exposed to be shit
>implying you're not full damage control
Nice going newfag.

>> No.13124577

>>13124570
Cool blogging about your tastes. Where do I subscribe and thumb up to have more cool opinion?

>> No.13124579

>>13124573
I have no stock on either sides because I mostly don't care for secondary shit, but I don't approve of quoting abuse.

>> No.13124581

>>13124573
What happened in your life that you hate Yuri so much... Just wondering. Why are you so desperate to prove your point by trashtalking what people enjoy?

>> No.13124583

>>13124577
Hm, dunno. At a place where people are able to pass on shit they hate instead of hating on the people who like it?

>> No.13124585

>>13124579
>implying you're not a yurifag
>implying anything you say is trustworthy
>implying you're not a newfag

>>13124581
>implying you can't just hate yurishit because yurifags are obnoxious about it
Nice projection. How's that head commotion of you going?

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In my mind, Marisa is a raging lesbian. She constantly teases Reimu (who, deep down, is also a raging Lesbian, but extremely shy and confused about her sexuality on the surface). As a result Reimu is almost always flustered in Marisa's presence.

Kaguya and Mokou also have a similar relationship, with Kaguya being more like Marisa.

>> No.13124589

>>13124583
>>>/u/

>>13124588
>yurifag being its usual self

>> No.13124592

>>13124585
You don't have to trust me, you just gotta look at the archive to see how old /jp/ works.

>> No.13124598

>>13124589
Please don't!

>> No.13124599

>>13124592
>implying a bunch of morons spamming "who are you quoting" are somehow "old /jp/"
Nice dream.

>> No.13124603

>>13124599
You just gotta lurk man.

Search "who you are quoting".

>> No.13124606

>>13124589
> >>13124583
> >>>/u/
Yeah, good idea.

>> No.13124610

>>13124603
>newfag tells someone to "lurk"
Oh, the irony. It's like Irony Man all over again.

>>13124606
That'll make everyone happy that way.

>> No.13124619

>>13124610
Huh, there already seems to be such a thread on /u/
Well, the OP's out of here, see you. And please don't kill yourselves.

>> No.13124621

>>13124610
>Irony Man
Suck my cock, dude.
Other than that, please clam down.

>> No.13124626

>>13124621
>please clam down
>clam
Newfag just proves he can't use basic English.

>> No.13124635

>>13124621
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4

>> No.13124638

>>13124626
That's correct quoting so I got nothing to say.

>> No.13124643

>>13124638
>"I got nothing to say"
>posting anyway
See >>13124635

>> No.13124654

>>13124643
You could have said:
>I got nothing to say
Yet you still post.

And you would have used correct quoting etiquette and post normally at the same time.

>> No.13124662

>>13124654
>implying a bunch of bullshit made on the spot by a newfag is a "quoting etiquette"
See >>13124635

>> No.13124672

>>13124662
You got no respect for /jp/'s culture, my friend.

>> No.13124678

>>13124672
>implying bullshit made up on the spot by a newfag is "/jp/ culture"
>newfag can't lurk and learn true /jp/ culture
>tries to make up his own shit and call it /jp/ culture
I hate to burst your bubble, newfriend, but making up shit and giving it fancy names doesn't make it culture.
Too bad for you, your newfagness is still showing. When are you going to return to reddit and whine that /jp/ is too mean for you?

>> No.13124684

>>13124678
It's not made up on the spot though, it's a long tradition.

Here, you can see the line tracing back to 2008.

>> No.13124695

>>13124684
>yurifag is so salty he still needs to shitpost
Thanks for showing your true colours. Now everyone can see how shitty and obnoxious yurifags are.

>> No.13124739

>>13124695
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13124741

>>13124739
>"p-please answer to my obvious bait"

>> No.13124744

>>13124603
>>13124684
Disapproval of greentext goes back to 2008, but "who are you quoting" is a retarded shit meme that Jones and his IRC friends successfully forced onto the board in 2010, to the detriment of all intelligent people.

>> No.13124748

>>13124744
I hope you're not bumping that stupid thread.

>> No.13124751

>>13124741
I never said that. Why are you linking my post? And why are you stuttering, are you ok?

>> No.13124752

>>13124585
>implying you can't just hate yurishit because yurifags are obnoxious about it
If you hate things just because the fans are obnoxious it's a wonder you manage not to hate Touhou entirely.

>>13124748
It's not my fault /jp/ is a dead board with no posters.

>> No.13124756

>>13124751
>implying your brain damage hasn't devolved into amnesia if you can't remember that
>not pretending to be stupid so that you can bump
Thanks again for proving how desperate yurifags are.

>> No.13124830

Remove yurishit from premises

Death to the cancer

>> No.13124857
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AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOUU

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>> No.13126607

Of course the yuri thread devolves into endless infighting and shitposting.

You yurishits are so cancerous it hurts.

>> No.13126618

>>13126607
>inb4 yurifag spam more yuri

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She's willing to stop firing her primary danmaku to revive her bodyguard. No other boss does this.

>> No.13126633

>>13126618
god forbid people post yuri in a yuri thread

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what the hell happened to this thread

>> No.13126654

>>13126633
That's why everyone hate you. That thread isn't about yuri, it's about couples. You yurifags are so desperate to see yuri where there's none that you end up being totally ridiculous.
That's why everyone hate you. There's a reason yurifags are usually contained in /u/.

>> No.13126669

>>13126654
>That thread isn't about yuri, it's about couples.
you lost me

>> No.13126676

>>13126669
>yurifag show the limit of his intelligence
Take a look, everyone. This is the average yurifag.

>> No.13126883

>>13126676
It's fine to forget about Rinnosuke ships because he's an inherently forgettable character.

All he does is sit at home and come up with dumb theories about things he's read.

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Poor individual who made this thread. He just wants you people to discuss Touhou couples. And only a small minority of you are actually doing that...

>> No.13127014

>>13126932
>he says, while not posting anything relevant or replying to relevant posts

>> No.13127086

>>13127014
It is much more relevant than most posts on here.

>> No.13127110

>>13127014
It is not supposed to be relevant. Are you having trouble reading? It says that one is supposed to feel pity for thread creator since people are aggressively off-topic. It is itself not meant to be particularly on-topic.

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>>13126669
Not all couples have to be sexual. I personally like Nitori and Marisa working together as a science/magic team.

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>>13127211
Whoops, wrong pic

>> No.13127234

>>13127086
>it's okay because someone else is doing worse

>>13127211
>Not all couples have to be sexual
THIS
We had so many retarded yurifags unable to understand the basic fact that two girls hanging out aren't necessarily lesbians.

>> No.13127269

Who are y'all quoting?
>>13124744
It's a good phrase to remind people that greentexting and all its ilks are not welcomed here.

>> No.13127401

>>13127234
No shit that it is okay because someone else is doing worse, if it was not okay I would not do it. I am a good person like that.

>> No.13130984

22 hours without a reply?

Even for /jp/ this is slow. Yurifans truly have no passion or loyalty.

>> No.13131154 [DELETED] 

>>13130984
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

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>>13123031
The only good couple to exist.

>> No.13131236

>>13131166
That's not Buront.

>> No.13131245

>>13130984
That bait is so childish you should be kicked back to kindergarten.

>>13131236
Same.

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I don't care too much for pairings but I like Patchy and Alice.

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