Would you warm her with your hot bloodedness? Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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Anonymous Sat Feb 28 20:20:04 2015 No.13118136 [Reply] [Original]

Would you warm her with your hot bloodedness?

Monster Girl Collections: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 20:22:19 2015 No.13118142 File: 323 KB, 975x704, Isis-papyrus-331-2014_09_07_19_08_53-313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Isis monster girl when? Blow Apophis the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 20:26:34 2015 No.13118159 >>13118142 Why would you want a terrorist monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 20:28:44 2015 No.13118167 God damn it. I just realized I forgot to put Monster Girl Thread in the subject field.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:42:49 2015 No.13118432 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTysSzQET6U

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:39:40 2015 No.13118679 File: 658 KB, 1200x1501, Red_Cross_Knight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118136 Paladin was here! monster girls are losers!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:45:30 2015 No.13118699 File: 745 KB, 1500x1500, Manticore Tail stuck in the banister.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damn, I had a thread with the title and everything ready to go too. Oh well. Remember to cuddle cute MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:45:35 2015 No.13118700 Fucking faggot OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:45:49 2015 No.13118701 >>13118142 >Blow Apophis out Haha, you funny guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:46:46 2015 No.13118702 >>13118167 Gud goy, Anon, that's the most important fucking thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:47:19 2015 No.13118706 >>13118702 We might have to delay his Barmitzfah

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:47:46 2015 No.13118708 >>13118702 At least it's "he forgot" and not "he never knew".

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:48:17 2015 No.13118709 File: 128 KB, 858x800, 1423178691216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118699 What about the not cute ones like Tomasu monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:48:53 2015 No.13118711 >>13118709 I still don't like those green paw-pads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:49:01 2015 No.13118712 File: 35 KB, 385x480, oomukade4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to pat her head and rub her antennae

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:49:35 2015 No.13118713 >>13118709 >Cream Yeti That looks great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:49:41 2015 No.13118714 >>13118142 Only if she keeps chiming in with 'Krieger-San'

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:50:21 2015 No.13118717 >>13118699 fuck off bob

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:50:22 2015 No.13118718 >>13118709 >Tomasu >Not cute

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:50:53 2015 No.13118720 File: 62 KB, 402x454, Spilled Milk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're fine with some MGK, right? Or would you prefer none for tonight?

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Sat Feb 28 22:51:44 2015 No.13118723 It begins. http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/93319922/Chapter%2084 As always, thanks for reading.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:52:16 2015 No.13118725 >>13118720 I could pass, thanks though

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:52:26 2015 No.13118727 >>13118720 I'd prefer a glass of best soft drink Sprite

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:52:47 2015 No.13118728 >>13118720 Can I get that image's original? Google ain't givin me shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:53:16 2015 No.13118730 >>13118723 Oh shit.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:53:28 2015 No.13118732

Y'all niggas underestimating tanuki
>Childhood friend tanuki
>Had a large group of friends
>All mgs
>Spend most time with tanuki, she is really comfortable around you but gets flustered easily when in groups
>As you all grow older and get adult bodies tanuki continues to be relatively short
>She spends more and more time learning how to be a great merchant and spends less and less time with you
>Eventually she leaves to practice her trade, you stay to be with your ailing parents despite her pleas for you to join her
>Years pass
>Parents are really ill
>Have to take out huge loans from less than savory characters to afford medicine for them
>Payment comes due
>Can't afford it
>You're taken down a back alley by burly men and led into the back door of a building
>Man smoking large cigar demands money
>Says they may have to "motivate" you to pay them back if you don't cough it up
>Suddenly door to room bursts open
>A dragon, oni, and minotaur bust into the room
>They easily beat up the thugs, the oni holds onto you while the minotaur holds cigar man's head down on the table
>You didn't notice before but a short figure entered behind them
>"I have a new deal for you..." A familiar voice says
>It's your childhood friend tanuki
>She snaps at the oni and the oni lets you go
>Tanuki grabs your hand, pulls you outside with her, says in passing "Negotiate with him, girls"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:53:43 2015 No.13118734 >>13118728 Looks like it's from a Rance game

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:53:49 2015 No.13118735 File: 71 KB, 1024x768, 1412692876394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118723 Oh boy. More Moose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:54:24 2015 No.13118736 >>13118723 >http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/93319922/Chapter%2084 Wonderful.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:54:24 2015 No.13118737
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You're walking alone when Ben Garrison approaches you and offers you a deal. He will give you your monster waifu, exactly how you want her. But if you take his deal, he will singlehandedly exterminate all the Jews in the world, and everyone, including your waifu, will know you were responsible.

Do you take his deal? Note if you are Jewish, or your waifu is a Tanuki, both will get the oven.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:55:03 2015 No.13118739 >>13118728 >>13118734 It's from the demo of that Evenicle game. Slutty Kalar is a pretty handy girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:56:36 2015 No.13118742 >>13118136 I'm curious, why does the OP rarely ever use actual thread OC for the OP image?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:56:53 2015 No.13118743 >>13118727 >drinking sprite fucking gross, sprite is only good frozen

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:56:54 2015 No.13118744 >>13118739 >>13118734 >Evancile >Rance Are these Electronic Chinese picture books or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:57:00 2015 No.13118745 >>13118737 2D waifu? This is important.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:57:23 2015 No.13118746 >>13118745 However you want her.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:57:47 2015 No.13118747

>>13118732
>Outside calm collected exterior on tanuki melts, she starts crying
>Calls you stupid and demands to know why you never contacted her if you needed money so badly
>Says she was worried she wouldn't get here in time, she's been traveling nonstop for the past month to get back here and help you
>She says she's traveled the world accumulating wealth and power just so she could give you whatever you want when she came back
>She says she loves you and will do anything for you, even if she loses her vast wealth
>Embrace her
>Tell you "You never had to give me anything for my love"
>"It was always your to take"

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:58:16 2015 No.13118748 >>13118723 >Chapter 84 >84 >8 >4 >84 Dear god how do people read this. >>13118720 Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:58:31 2015 No.13118749 >>13118744 They're vidya. Evenicle is like Rance Quest/VIII, only the girls are MUCH softer and the game looks like it would be fun and not a grindfest from hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:59:41 2015 No.13118753 File: 295 KB, 800x793, jesus christ how EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118432 >being autistic enough to make a YouTube video over stupid IRC shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:00:12 2015 No.13118755 >>13118732 >>13118747 Cute. Childhood Friends a best. Much better than "I'll think about it." or "7 Years".

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:00:18 2015 No.13118756 >>13118748 >how It's split into parts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:00:19 2015 No.13118757 >>13118732 >>13118747 You are not fooling anyone with this Tanuki propaganda.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:00:23 2015 No.13118758 >>13118748 Some people actually like it. >Anubis You mean Lego Princess?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:00:45 2015 No.13118760 >>13118737 I will do it just to rekt jews, but I'm also getting a waifu for it? Best deal in my life

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:01:03 2015 No.13118763 >>13118753 >being a furry I don't know who's worse, actually it's you. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:01:05 2015 No.13118764 >>13118748 because, as aimless as the plot is, the arcs are pretty fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:01:18 2015 No.13118765 >>13118737 >Implying I wouldn't laugh and watch the world burn for the sake of my waifu Why stop there? Kill them all, and no one will come for revenge. It'll just be me and my waifu in this vast open world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:01:30 2015 No.13118766 >>13118746 That means I will be 2D too, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:01:39 2015 No.13118767 >>13118432 Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:03:13 2015 No.13118769 >>13118763 I don't see how anything in his post implies that, now cool your tits and bugger off to the IRC.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:04:12 2015 No.13118771
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>There are literally people here who don't want a CC Tanuki oneesan to show them the way up the stairs to adulthood
>Her tail fluffing up and her ass shivering from the sensation of your young, virile cock pushing her plush pussy's lips apart
>Not spending the summer day just humping her senseless and filling her baby room full of your seed
>MFW you'll never have her go full Tanuki form and snuggle into your lap

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:04:25 2015 No.13118772 >>13118728 Because it was posted in /haniho/ http://a.pomf.se/eawxot.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:05:43 2015 No.13118775 >>13118758 Yup. It's always so cute, watching her blush when I call her that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:06:00 2015 No.13118776 >>13118772 nice, thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:06:34 2015 No.13118778 >>13118755 I don't understand. >>13118757 Just accept that any MG can be loev.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:07:56 2015 No.13118779 File: 203 KB, 638x800, 1418873145812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118771 That sounds incredibly appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:08:11 2015 No.13118783 >>13118776 The artist for the game it's from is also the artist for Senran Kagura, so expect lots of squishy and soft women. >>13118775 Last time she stuttered and ran off when you called her that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:09:07 2015 No.13118787 >>13118757 Can you let people talk about monstergirls they like with being a whiny pissbaby?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:10:38 2015 No.13118793 >>13118783 without being*

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:11:25 2015 No.13118794 >>13118787 >Not recognizing a joke Anon I...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:11:29 2015 No.13118796 >>13118778 "I'll think about it" and "7 Years" both reference two absolutely horrifying Tanuki stories. >>13118783 That was cute too. I made her an apology note out of LEGOs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:11:42 2015 No.13118797 >>13118793 Fuck, meant for >>13118787 I need to fucking sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:12:28 2015 No.13118800 >>13118796 And she made you a heart out of legos

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:15:45 2015 No.13118806 >>13118712 I'd do that just to see her fidget. No biting allowed though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:16:14 2015 No.13118807 >>13118800 M-My heart...can't take...much more...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:17:22 2015 No.13118812 >>13118807 >Dragon gives you and Anubis heart shaped cookies she made with the help of her mother

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:18:51 2015 No.13118817 >>13118812 >Congratulations! >You have killed me with sheer cuteness. >An invitation to my funeral will be provided shortly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:20:30 2015 No.13118821 >>13118817 >Pouting Anubis attends funeral >She keeps asking her mother why they're putting you in the ground >Wyvern's crying >Dragon's pouting and trying not to cry

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:22:56 2015 No.13118829 >Go out drinking with family. >No Kiki to startle when I get home, buzzed and huggy. Life is pain anons, why must we live these lonely lives?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:23:01 2015 No.13118831 >>13118821 ...cute, and sad. Really is too much for my heart to take...Is Wyvern just there for the sake of crying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:23:56 2015 No.13118834 >>13118829 Because you're a faggot that can't handle being alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:24:07 2015 No.13118835 >>13118831 Wyvern's everywhere. You think I wouldn't include my favorite punchingbag/heroine in everything?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:25:27 2015 No.13118841 >>13118835 Fair enough. >tfw no Dragon and/or Anubis Childhood Friend[s] In the end, this simple fact hurts most of all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:25:56 2015 No.13118844 >>13118834 Nah, its more I just and want to hug a kiki as she blushes and stutters how improper it is for me to cuddle her as she cleans. Not that I care. I will leech her body heat and smother her with love.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:28:26 2015 No.13118848

>>13118841
>No Tomboyish Dragon and slightly bossy Anubis childhood friends to grow up with
>No birthday parties to attend with them
>No getting banned from Chuck E Cheese for breaking into the arcade machines and assaulting the mascot
>No going to highschool together and awkwardly asking one or both of them to prom

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:28:52 2015 No.13118850 >>13118136 > expensive ass dairy prices. Sucks being Canadian I want my own holst.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:29:53 2015 No.13118854 >>13118848 >implying they wouldnt awkwardly fight over who gets to go to prom with you

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:29:57 2015 No.13118855 UH OH! An Evil Wizard has drawn out the animalistic nature of your monster girl waifu, making her a rampaging beast of destruction, blind to everything around her. What do you do?

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:33:31 2015 No.13118865

So, four more MGE World Guide Pages got translated. Well, re-translated. Two were just the section on Demon Realm Gems and Demon Realm Silver, which got re-written to go with MGR's agreed-on conventions. So nothin' new there. Magic Gems and Metal, used to make "Cursed Equipment" that can corrupt and transform humans. Gems take on mana of whomever touches them, wide variety of uses. Celebrity Memorabilia, ID Tools, Wedding Rings and more. Nothin' new.

So new shit!

>Demon Realm Sightseeing Situation
>Demon Realms used to be Australia.
>Fucking everything trying to kill you.
>Aggressive, deadly plants became calm.
>Volcanoes that used to erupt all the fucking time also calmed down.
>Poison Swamps became Aphrodisiac Swamps.
>After the Succubus-Shift, lots of dungeon-living MGs came out to the surface, built nice, attractive little towns.
>MGs that still live in dungeons even made them cozier for any potential husbandos.
>Then began the Nature Developments.
>Tentacle Forest Parks.
>Hot Springs.
>Beaches (And yes, the MGs do wear swimsuits.)
>Fun for the whole family!
>Lands of death have now become Gold-Mine Tourist Destinations
>Development of new attractions throughout the lands is on-going.
>Plenty of portals and active advertising to get you there ASAP
>Just be careful you don't Incubize the second you get there. Either way though, you'll probably never want to leave.

To come: Weresheep Wool.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:34:06 2015 No.13118866 >>13118854 >Ends with both of them going with you >The three of you awkwardly dance together >Dragon and Anubis are glaring at eachother the entire time

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:35:09 2015 No.13118868 >>13118844 >"Master! That is no way to treat your maid!" >"Please don't touch me there master, it's not right!" >"Okay... Only if you insist you use my cleavage as pillows... You naughty boy..."

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:35:11 2015 No.13118869

>>13118848
>>13118854
>Wind up taking both of them
>Awkward evening had by all
>Try to dance with both of them in equal turns
>Two of them eventually get pouty and jealous when it's not their turn
>All three of us just dance at once
>Awkwardness slowly dissolves as we all just have fun dancing together

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:36:09 2015 No.13118872 >>13118855 Engage in an epic quest that ends in me fighting the corrupted form of my beloved. That is, before fighting the wizard's final form. Together.

>>	PantyQuest Sat Feb 28 23:36:53 2015 No.13118875 File: 144 KB, 483x550, 1332544535654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't lose your head. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/TyifVRAm New page: http://pastebin.com/9CizdqdG

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:42:13 2015 No.13118882 >>13118855 What is the rampaging destruction of a cow? Unless you go full minotaur. In that case I dick her until she stops, and if she doesn't stop I find a way to end the spell then kill the wizard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:44:04 2015 No.13118889 >>13118720 Pastel is better. She is queen after all http://exhentai.org/s/bc61c081c0/410665-52

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:44:47 2015 No.13118892

>Weresheep Wool
>Induces sleep, duh.
>Used to make beds, pajamas, pillows, whatever.
>Sleep of any length on/with Weresheep Wool Products will leave you feeling refreshed.
>Full, good night's sleep will leave you feeling out-right revitalized, maximum energy.
>Very high demand. Since it grows back, if you marry a Weresheep, you're pretty well set for life selling her wool.
>Popular with Monsters for 2 reasons.
>1, as mentioned, rejuvenating effect means that even should you get tired from sex, a quick nap and you're good to go all over again.
>2, drowsy sex on weresheep wool bedding is reputed as being "Fluffy and Good", making it even more popular.
>Hardest part of sheering your weresheep waifu is just dealing with all her built up lust the minute it all comes off.
>Seriously, once it's off, you're going to have a hard time keeping her off of you until she grows more.
>Preventative measures include leaving a bit of wool on each time, to keep her from going full-out lust beast on you.
>Or, having a set of pajamas made with her wool for her to slip on while her wool grows back.
>However, if you let her go "Wolf in Sheep's Clothing" on you, her wool will grow back quicker, and of a higher quality, thanks to all the dickings.
>Keeping a slower pace by using counter-measures such as partial-sheering or pajamas will result in slower growth, and a possible lowering in quality.
>Weresheep might also get a bit depressed that you apparently don't want her to ravage you completely unrestrained.
>So, if you do use a counter-measure, be sure to make up for it with some "Attacking" of your own!

TheGreens Sat Feb 28 23:45:33 2015 No.13118896

>>13118136

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>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:46:35 2015 No.13118901 >>13118875 Aww yeah, gonna become their general through dickings and conquest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:47:28 2015 No.13118904 >>13118432 I'm Kenny, thank you very much. No one wants to be Ben. Not even Ben.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:47:46 2015 No.13118905 >>13118896 A story about a stereotypical nerdy guy having an oni thugdere girl as a girlfriend would be funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:48:03 2015 No.13118906 File: 436 KB, 1024x768, CG01270.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118889 She is better, but she's not the best Queen Kalar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:48:33 2015 No.13118908 Dammit, again I miss all the fun. I missed another conversation about Holstaurs and you had a race war. Clearly I'm doing something wrong with my timing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:48:57 2015 No.13118910 File: 55 KB, 299x361, 1418936725082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118892 I want to wear winter clothes made from Weresheep wool

>>	TheGreens Sat Feb 28 23:49:12 2015 No.13118912 >>13118905 Added.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:49:37 2015 No.13118915 >>13118908 I liked the part about the Thunderbirds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:49:39 2015 No.13118916 File: 17 KB, 257x479, oomukade6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118806 she wouldnt need to bite me to get her to like her and im sure i could talk her out of it

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:49:49 2015 No.13118917 >>13118882 Have you SEEN how much Rollout's damage can do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:50:44 2015 No.13118918 >>13118904 Even though Kenny is the worst garbage ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:50:44 2015 No.13118919 >>13118910 That sounds cozy to the maximum. I should get some for my waifu, she's always a tad chilly... >>13118915 Me too anon. Me too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:51:12 2015 No.13118920 >>13118896 anything involving oomukade i need more

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:51:42 2015 No.13118923 >>13118915 Who doesn't?

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:52:30 2015 No.13118925
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Uh oh! Due to a Tanuki, you are now being sold off to a Mistress to be her servant! But she'll let you choose who she sells you to. Choose.

>Vanilla Lady Dragon
The typical image that comes to mind when people think of serving their loving Mistress. This Green Dragon is tall and mighty, and lives in a lovely modern mansion on the fancy side of the town. She's very proud, far beyond a fault, and quite strict. Her pride won't allow her to admit how much she truly cares about you, but she'll begin to give you lewd orders in hopes you'll far into your lust eventually. She'll treat her servant quite well. If you want a typical experience, here you go.

>Twisted Yandere Jabberwock
Living on the creepy mansion with some lazy undead roomates, this Jabberwock is a Christmas Cake who has gone years without a man's touch. So she decided to buy it. And she LOVES YOU. Despite being her servant, she'll cuddle and care for you more. However, she's very twisted. She loves to bathe in the blood, and her wealth keeps the police force chalking things up as "Unfortunate Hunting Accident." It also happens to be a fate that befalls the Human Girls who dare give you a lustful look. The Vampire and Wight know full well your off limits and will make no attempts, and would prefer to play vidya and have you clean up. If you find evil and attractive 8 ft reptiles hot, here you go.

>Ara Ara Kitsune Grandmother
This Kitsune won't tell you her age, but you assume it's well beyond thousands. She lives in a temple, and you'll serve her and assist with it's uptake and religious rituals. Not many visit her, so there'll be plenty of alone time in which it's just you and her, and she'll make small talk. She gives off an aura of smugness, though in actuality, she's motherly and humble. One night she may even invite you to help her with her Shinto Uniform, which clearly doesn't fit a woman her age.

Or you can take the Secret Box. It was donated by the Robot Devil though, so you probably don't want it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:52:42 2015 No.13118926 >>13118771 >MFW you'll never have her go full Tanuki form and snuggle into your lap Before that I was horny. After that I was strangely content. >>13118923 Water types.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:53:21 2015 No.13118928 >>13118905 Like in Yandere Kanojo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:53:45 2015 No.13118930 >>13118925 >Not stabbing the Tanuki in the eye and escape Plep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:54:09 2015 No.13118932 >>13118917 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:54:18 2015 No.13118933 >>13118925 YOU KNOW THE DRILL I WANT THE BOX

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:54:28 2015 No.13118936 >>13118925 I want none of them. So I'll pick the box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:54:47 2015 No.13118937 >>13118925 I've always wanted to live at an isolated Kitsune Shrine. Sign me up. And fuck that robot devil cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:54:51 2015 No.13118938 >>13118925 Dragon

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:55:13 2015 No.13118939 >>13118925 I like the Jabberwock, but give me the box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:55:23 2015 No.13118940 >>13118925 ara ara please. >tfw no ara ara jabber gmilf

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:56:18 2015 No.13118943 >>13118925 I'll take the floofy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:56:28 2015 No.13118944 >>13118925 Jabberwock please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:56:33 2015 No.13118946 >>13118925 After reading earlier, I'd rather stay with the Tanuki.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:56:37 2015 No.13118947

>>13118925
>Vanilla Lady Dragon
>Loving Mistress
>Tall and Mighty
>Modern Mansion
>Proud, strict
>Will only break this facade with eventual lewd orders

This is all I could ever wish for. At some point, I'm going to have to send that Tanuki a thank-you card for selling me.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:56:57 2015 No.13118948

>>13118848
>No tomboyish red dragon and her cousins.

>No kuudere blue dragon who is content with her books and reading while sitting next to you. Silently planning to test new spells on you or impress you with her knowledge

>No simple white dragon who doesn't care about things like politics or social norms. She wants to cuddle you and she wants to do it now dammit, screw the fact that you are in a different math class.

>No lewd older black dragon cousin who will make crass remarks or wear risque clothing to temp you. Only to turn into a stuttering wreck when you finally reciprocate her feelings, her knowledge of the lewd not matching her experience.

>No Haughty green who only keeps the more sadistic MGs away because "My cousin would be sad if you were gone." Although this doesn't explain why she still tries to feed you some of her lunch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:57:00 2015 No.13118949 >>13118933 >>13118936 >>13118939 It's a Robot Devil Box, surely you guys aren't this foolish are you? >>13118946 Tanuki is already taken.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:57:23 2015 No.13118950 >>13118925 I don't even like Jabberwocks that much, but goddammit she's good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:57:46 2015 No.13118951 >>13118949 THE. BOX.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:57:58 2015 No.13118954 >>13118925 Kitsune, I love me some ara ara with curves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:58:00 2015 No.13118955 >>13118949 I've already said I don't want any of them. So give me the box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:58:03 2015 No.13118956 >>13118925 the box, THE BOX

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:58:07 2015 No.13118957 >>13118949 >, surely you guys aren't this foolish are you? You don't know me well enough

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:58:57 2015 No.13118961 >>13118925 Box

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:59:17 2015 No.13118962 >>13118948 They all sound wonderful. This is why dragons tempt me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:59:28 2015 No.13118963 >>13118948 >No oneesan Silver Dragon to cheer you on/up >No haughty Gold Dragon to boss you around and call you her servant >No overly sleepy Platinum Dragon to spoon with you as you nap together

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:00:26 2015 No.13118971 File: 362 KB, 640x480, CG0396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118925 Lady Dragon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:01:03 2015 No.13118973 >>13118925 I'll take the dragon. Being a butler is fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:01:36 2015 No.13118976 >>13118949 I'm taking the box and you can't stop me! Live dangerously! I don't fear the threat of alping!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:01:51 2015 No.13118978 File: 902 KB, 640x480, CG0631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118971 >Kamilla Grand taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:02:15 2015 No.13118980 File: 787 KB, 1024x768, 1422753112194.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118925 ill take the ara ara kitsune

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:08:05 2015 No.13118996

>>13118951
>>13118955
>>13118956
>>13118961
>>13118976
Congratulations, Roll a D20.

If you get 15 or Lower, your new Master is...

An Anon from this thread!

Obviously so they can dick the meido, you'll be Alped. I hope you enjoy serving either a NEET Round Living Lard, or a NEET Skeletor. And you know what kind of fantasies some of these people have, so prepare to enact them.

God why would you pick this all the other choices were fine and you knew the Box would be bad. You must want to be Alpped at this point, do you like being bullied?

If you get 16 or higher, enjoy your new Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:08:21 2015 No.13118998 >>13118723 Why doesn't Anonymoose Saga just stretch to the treasure?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:08:35 2015 No.13119000 >>13118976 I bet that's just what you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:10:30 2015 No.13119005 >>13118996 >19 Oh thank christ.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:10:56 2015 No.13119006 >>13118996 >Rolled 5 So, I'm a top end alp at least. It's what I get for living dangerously. 0/10 for originality

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:11:29 2015 No.13119009 >>13118996 >17 That was close.

TheGreens Sun Mar 1 00:12:28 2015 No.13119013
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>>13118136
>>13118896

Hi I’m TheGreens and recapanon is still not here, his identity as “Jihad John” was revealed and he’s busy hiding from AC130s

LOVE CONQUERS ALL except down’s syndrome
Elves are for ______
what appears to be an apsara made of crude oil
STOP FUCKING YOUR KIDS
let’s talk about LoTR
Slightly nervous Min-Jee is going to eat me
my waifu is an inari that acts like a Ren Xiongmao
Interesting activities with a wight
>drawfag pls make picture of puffball polt after a bath
Pantyquest is a tree
A rather long discussion about MG harems
Anon NTRs his wife with a cow then wonders why women don’t like him
Eeryone in these threads would make an awful parent
Milking holsts
Writefag-kun gets willfully bullied by a bitch of a dragon
My JRPG party is a temperamental skeleton, an evil holstaurus shaman and a cheerful fairy paladin of the creation god who owns an arachnid slave
Rape is the forbidden fruit for amerifags
Studying with satan
Katawa shoujo: MG edition
Lala is a hobo
Set falls victim to the Law of Waifuization
Please stop sexualizing pikmin bosses I had bad experiences with the waterwraith and do not wish to repeat them
Stop posting “apophis bully” she’s crosseyed and about as intimidating as a legless rat with down’s syndrome
Shizune is an anubis I guess
I have to get something off my chest here hathorites- milk is disgusting
Lanternon delivars
Aichter Belmont is an alpha
Shark-senpai wants my unwashed rancid meat
Maritan is up for adventure or cocks, ideally both in either order
Manticores are surprisingly clumsy
Strongfats make my anatomy cry
MUH literal CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD
alps
No, you cannot dick something smaller than your dick
FRONTPUSSY A SHIT
I want daisy to fix my PC so I can play FC3 at more than 20 FPS

TheGreens Sun Mar 1 00:14:25 2015 No.13119019
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>>13119013
Nyanon’s writing career is plagued by constant nightmares about never having maus pussy. He tried getting a hooker to put on a tail butt-plug and fake ears, but it hasn’t helped
A trench filled with jizz and slimegirls
Bullied by a flat, neon pigeon
Fucking Meow’Riley
Is it that one skeleton anon with the chest-deformity? I think it bloody is
JEEEEWS
also
ÜÜÜÜBERMEEENSCH
Ponytail Momiji best Momiji

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:15:53 2015 No.13119021 >>13119019 How did you find out about that hooker thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:15:55 2015 No.13119022 >>13119013 >Anon NTRs his wife with a cow then wonders why women don’t like him Again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:16:45 2015 No.13119024 File: 43 KB, 848x480, 1376902732856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119019 >Is it that one skeleton anon with the chest-deformity? I think it bloody is Oh golly I got both remembered and mentioned in a recap, thank you

>>	TheGreens Sun Mar 1 00:16:49 2015 No.13119025 >>13119021 Dude the photos are all people magazine >>13119022 This is the third time, I believe

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:19:30 2015 No.13119029 File: 413 KB, 600x1440, 1425187170687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119025 Well, shit. Don't know how they got them, but nothing I can do now but look for more mausbutt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:19:33 2015 No.13119030 File: 567 KB, 1000x1000, fe5f33fa7b8518a1459ad1b3e6482856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119019 >Ponytail Momiji best Momiji If you say so.

>>	TheGreens Sun Mar 1 00:19:37 2015 No.13119031 >>13119024 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13003928/#13005771 post 13005771 I once got high and at soup out of a dude's chest deformity at a party. I think that's why I remembered it.

>>	TheGreens Sun Mar 1 00:20:38 2015 No.13119035 >>13119024 https://archive.moe/jp/thread/13003928/#13005771 post 13005771 I once got drunk and ate soup out of a dude's chest deformity at a party. I think that's why I remembered it.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:27:28 2015 No.13119049

>>13118963
>No whimsical copper cousin who will prank you and your enemies, although the ones she saves for them are quite frightening.

>No professional bronze cousin who is willing to help you out..... for a price. Ten seconds....alone...in the closet.....hand holding

>No brass cousin who wants to do nothing more than talk with you, whether it be at lunch, after school, or during homework.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:29:02 2015 No.13119053 >>13119049 >No Crystal Dragon cousin who acts all chuuni >No Seraphic Dragon cousin to spoil you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:30:08 2015 No.13119056 I wonder if that one anon is going to continue/finish that Manticore Story...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:31:03 2015 No.13119058 >>13119056 The suspense is killing me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:31:23 2015 No.13119061 >>13119056 I hope so, anon. It make my heart feel weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:34:48 2015 No.13119069 >>13119035 >Undead waifu licking soup out of her Skeleton Anon's chest Bizarre yet erotic.

TheGreens Sun Mar 1 00:38:54 2015 No.13119076

>>13119069
Actually, my dad took me to Oktoberfest in germany, and I decided to get as fucked up as possible. I used google translate to order drinks, got totally smashed, and the last thing I remember before blacking out was drinking some sort of vodka out of an offensively german man's concave chest. I woke up on a park bench with no shirt, a dog and a nazi flag. I have no idea where the flag came from.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:40:46 2015 No.13119080 >>13119076 >drinking some sort of vodka out of an offensively german man's concave chest niggs das gai

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:51:36 2015 No.13119105 >Talk about birth defect anons and monster girl undead >thread becomes kill Is it a coincidence? Or something more?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:53:05 2015 No.13119107 >>13119105 We also talked about Oktoberfest. Fucking germans killed the jews and this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:53:58 2015 No.13119111 >>13119107 Oh good lord dude...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:54:03 2015 No.13119112 >>13119019 JEEEWS part was the most fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:55:13 2015 No.13119116 Remember anons. Feed your werecats properly. Don't want them all bony and gangly do we?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:55:17 2015 No.13119117 >>13119111 >>13119107 Stop it, we don't need more of this talk to Reich this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:56:37 2015 No.13119124 >>13119116 Fuck cats. I had one that shit all over the bathroom when I was a kid. Fucking six year old me coming into the bathroom to pee and seeing cat shit all over. Hate the bastards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:56:44 2015 No.13119125 >>13119116 Sure. Just don't want to make her a fat cat is all.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:56:57 2015 No.13119126

>Man works tirelessly to make a shiny Wurm
>He holds an egg while it hatches
>An adorable Wurm breaks through and coos at him in curiosity
>He mutters about another failure
>He sets his newborn daughteru down on his computer desk with her 32 happy and giggling sisters
>He sighs and goes back to his bedroom to make another egg

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:58:23 2015 No.13119130
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>>13117498
>It's difficult to express what you feel, but you can't be angry with Amanda
>No one who cries like that over what they did could possibly not regret it
>And considering how long apart you'd been, you honestly had expected far, far worse
>Like she already had another boyfriend
>Instead she's still the cuddlecore you've always known
>You tell her you love her and that there's nothing to forgive
>A little on the awkward side, but young love and such
>You continue on about how you really want to move in together for college, and it's just a little bit longer
>Finally you get an answer out of her - yes
>She sounds so happy it's hard not to get swept up with her emotions
>It also makes you feel a tinge of regret at ever doubting her - maybe you were doubting yourself more than anything
>But that's in the past, and you do want to visit her - and soon
>After saying your goodnights and other sappy teenage sayings, you hatch a plan
>Calling Amanda's house in the morning when you think Samantha's mom should be up, it pays off
>Doing your best to avoid the landmines the sultry Manticore is laying and practically having phone sex with you right then, you manage to ask if it would be alright for you to visit her daughter
>A long sigh, but sure, it's fine
>Then you mention money. Maybe half?
>To your surprise she agrees to pay for the full airfare, even scolding you on taking so long and how her poor daughter has been so alone and you can't believe the sex toys she has in her room-
>You're not sure how to continue this conversation, moving to simply ignore her last bits altogether
>It's agreed, you'll come out in a month. You'll need to convince your parents, but you're sure they'll go along with it.
>And they do
>You can't wait for the day to come, and it's quite hard to keep it a secret, but finally it does arrive. Before you flight you tell Amanda you'll talk to her soon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:58:25 2015 No.13119131 File: 231 KB, 484x536, red.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119126 Sucks to be him. It's not really that hard.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:59:26 2015 No.13119132

>>13119130
>She doesn't quite get what you mean, but that's okay
>You take a cab from the airport to Amanda's house, marveling for a moment at it
>Quite the nice place they've got now
>You ring the doorbell, and wait - practically shaking with excitement
>The face that answers the door makes you heart leap, it's been far too long
>Amanda's features go from blank to confusion, then wide-eyed surprise
>And then the waterworks
>She is emotional, isn't she
>Swinging the door open so hard she nearly tears it off the hinges she grabs your arm and drags you inside
>Wordlessly she gives you the biggest hug of your life, and considering how she's grown and is as tall as you now, she's able to lift you off the ground in a massive bear-hug
>Even her tail and wings wrap around you
>Then come the kisses, which you eagerly return
>Once her initial high wears off, she lets you down and then demands to know how you got there
>Explanation, including how Samantha's mother is in on it
>She's entirely beside herself, but finally settles on inviting you up to her room
>You gulp, thinking she's going to want to 'catch up'
>Says her mother won't be home for a while
>Her room is pretty decked out, you're mad jelly
>You also notice she's got quite the collection of game systems and even a little table still cluttered with paint and tools to work on game miniatures
>The two of you chatter about this and that, not really catching up since you've still been talking, but it's definitely nice
>She finally asks if you wanna do something for old time's sake, but it's kind of embarrassing
>S-sure
>You prepare to be ravished by Amanda
>Instead you're let down, but only for a moment
>She throws all her bedding to the ground and begins moving some of her furniture
>She wouldn't
>She would
>She asks if you're gonna help build an awesome fort
>Your comments about age mean nothing to her
>A few minutes later, you're now in the cuddle-cave Mk. II

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:59:57 2015 No.13119133 >>13119131 It's not hard, but he's extremely unlucky. He's going to have 500+ daughterus by the time he gets a shiny at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:01:08 2015 No.13119134 >>13119132 2 qt. this is just what i needed after work today.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:01:51 2015 No.13119135 >>13119133 Man, that's Ryotaro-tier luck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:01:54 2015 No.13119136 >>13119130 >>13119132 >It Continues! >Love-Love >Cuddle-Cave Mk.II This is wonderful, makes me smile, and makes my heart happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:02:03 2015 No.13119138 >>13119133 He could always launch an Invasion of Canada with 500 amphetamine powered wurms when he's finally done.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:03:20 2015 No.13119140
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>>13119116
Don't worry, I'll make sure she gets her dinner and treats. I'll feed her catnip chocolates while rubbing her belly, a soft purr coming out of her while she rests her head on my lap and sucks my fingers clean of each morsel. As we get through the treats and she begins getting frisky I'll turn her over and have her lay across my lap, feeding her more of the chocolates as I stroke her rump and feel her grind up against me. The purr will get louder and stronger by the time I'm teasing my pussy's pussy through her spats and the loose t-shirt she's been wearing starts to get hiked up towards her soft chest. By the time the last chocolate is gone she won't care and will suck and lick at my fingers with reckless abandon, the nethers soaking through the fabric as I keep her in wonderful bliss.
Don't you worry anon. I'll make sure she eats properly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:03:41 2015 No.13119141 >>13119138 >Amphetamine I wouldn't dope up my daughterus during the great siege on Canada! That's bad parenting!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:04:53 2015 No.13119145 >>13119141 For you!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:04:57 2015 No.13119146 >>13119132 >>13119130 >Cuddle-Cave Mk. II >All this love and adorableness My heart. I can't handle this level of cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:06:34 2015 No.13119150 >>13119140 >Teasing your pussy's pussy through her spats >Nethers soaking through the fabric Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:07:51 2015 No.13119154 >>13119140 >Spats >Loose T-Shirt How has one man found out two of my major weaknesses?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:08:11 2015 No.13119156 >>13119138 >>13119141 Take over Canada, I don't give a shit. But you better not make it a law that every man must marry a shitty monster like a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:09:04 2015 No.13119159 >>13119156 >Wurm >Shitty Your bait-fu is weak.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:09:25 2015 No.13119162 >>13119156 No, don't take over Canada. Leave us alone!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:09:35 2015 No.13119164 >>13119132 >No cuddly monster girl to snuggle up with in a cuddle-cave of blankets and pillows I-I'm happy for the route the story is taking...but at the same time, my heart hurts, yearning for what I cannot have...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:09:54 2015 No.13119166 File: 58 KB, 343x338, 1425190194570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] love love love

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:11:08 2015 No.13119171

>>13119162
I want the Egyptians to take over Canada.

I want Ra to grant us boons of warmth.
I want Pharaoh to dutifully and masterfully take control of our Government, removing indecision, pay inequality, secessionist worries, and oil-dependency.
And most importantly of all, I want an Anubis to boss me around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:11:37 2015 No.13119173 >>13119159 Wurms are bad though, in my opinion anyway. I'd rather have a waifu that didn't slither everywhere. >>13119162 Anon I'm Canadian too, but you know that Wurms could run this place better than Harper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:11:55 2015 No.13119174 >>13119166 >Crow Tengu art Glad to see people's waifus get art.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:12:56 2015 No.13119176 >>13119174 I'm really kicking myself for not commissioning more tengu art instead of Merrow Hatjob

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:14:27 2015 No.13119178

>>13119173
Well that's not saying much. A lot of people could run this place better than Harper
But I still like my comfy place of residence anyhow. And besides, we need an MG that could survive our conditions. Like a Yeti, or a Yeti, or, and this might sound weird, a Yeti

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:14:35 2015 No.13119179 >>13119176 >Spoiler You have my curiosity sir. And attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:14:51 2015 No.13119182 File: 1.49 MB, 1200x1600, 64.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119132 Inevitable long distance relationship NTR end when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:15:53 2015 No.13119185 >>13119182 You gtfo with that nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:16:14 2015 No.13119186 >>13119182 Never. she remains faithful. Where is your god now, NTRfag?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:16:26 2015 No.13119188 >>13119178 >Yeti as PM >Passes a bill that makes it law for every single man to be given three hugs a day by their MG of choice I'd vote for a Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:16:48 2015 No.13119189 >>13119182 Isn't too soon for you to start again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:17:04 2015 No.13119191 >>13119116 I would, but if I feed the stray Werecats, more will show up the next day. Then again if I refuse I might run the risk of getting gang-raped by them. Maybe I should get a Dog Girl to scare them off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:17:09 2015 No.13119193 File: 404 KB, 723x1000, 1425190629958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which monster makes the best christmas cake? I think it would be kraken

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:17:41 2015 No.13119196 >>13119188 She has my vote for this policy alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:18:22 2015 No.13119198 >>13119193 Echidna. Her desire to breed would make the sex earth-shattering

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:18:23 2015 No.13119199 >>13119179 it ain't great but here, http://imgur.com/V1j4Guh it was just a cheapy $5 compulsive idea sketch anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:18:49 2015 No.13119201 >>13119188 She has my vote. Yeti for PM

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:19:12 2015 No.13119202
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>>13119132
>Bored as fuck, decide to check out threads for nostalgia
>Mostly looking for new art
>Instead find 10/10 qt manticore story
This is too fucking sweet. I've missed this writing

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:19:24 2015 No.13119203 >>13119173 >>13119178 I seriously hope you guys don't think Trudeau would run the place better then Harper

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:19:44 2015 No.13119205 >>13119199 >Liliruru Huh. Haven't seen her stuff in a while. Still like that old Salamander Shower pic she did.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:20:16 2015 No.13119206 >>13119203 Nigga fuck that. Nobody can run this place, it's why we need monster girls in Canada now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:20:28 2015 No.13119207 I want more spaceworm

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:20:29 2015 No.13119208 >>13119193 >Kraken >Merrow >Apophis >Pharaoh >Jabberwock >Ryu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:20:38 2015 No.13119209 >>13119193 I think you're right. Wight a close second.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:21:38 2015 No.13119213 File: 162 KB, 800x645, 124732465322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119193 A Fox.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:22:49 2015 No.13119214 >>13119193 Any Dragon type

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:22:55 2015 No.13119215 >>13119186 My God is Christian God And He is the original NTR faceless man So He is pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:23:25 2015 No.13119218 >>13119203 Hey, I don't do politics. Talk with the other Anon that was saying a Wurm would do better than Harper. I was just nodding my head aimlessly

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:25:14 2015 No.13119222 >>13119205 She draws pretty nice for $5 sketches (she used to do) A friend of mine and myself both chipped in for the Yeti footjob.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:25:33 2015 No.13119223 >>13119171 So you want Quebec to stay?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:26:49 2015 No.13119225
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>"Package for Mr. Anon, guess whats in the package this time! It's an Alp! You can bully him-err, her I guess! Yup! I'm sure you must certainly want to bully her! There is definitely an Alp in this Box, so just open the door and let me in, so I can bully y-I mean, so you can bully the Alp. Just open the door and let me in Anon."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:26:58 2015 No.13119226 >>13119222 >Yeti footjob. Tomasu or KC?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:27:47 2015 No.13119228 >>13119225 next floor up hun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:28:56 2015 No.13119231 >>13119225 We've been over this so many times lady. Shota upstairs, I'll help you carry it up to Anon if that helps.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:29:14 2015 No.13119233 >>13119225 This is, what, the fifth time now? Downstairs, second door on your right. Now unless there's pizza in that overly large box, beat it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:29:28 2015 No.13119234 >>13119225 But I don't want an alp, I want you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:29:46 2015 No.13119236 >>13119215 >christian god was the first faceless NTR man >When Zeus is a thing >Not to mention the literally dozens if not hundreds of other NTR gods our ancestors came up with

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:29:47 2015 No.13119237 >>13119226 KC of course. http://imgur.com/5eRpKcz

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:30:14 2015 No.13119238 >>13119225 [X] bully her

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:30:35 2015 No.13119240 >>13119225 >alp Absolutely disgusting I would open the door to dick you, but ain't touching that alpshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:32:56 2015 No.13119245 >>13119237 Thank you for commissioning that. Love that fucking picture.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:33:26 2015 No.13119246 >>13119228 >>13119231 >>13119233 You can't keep using the "Wrong Address" excuse Anons. Those poor shotas' pelvises can't handle it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:33:31 2015 No.13119247 >>13119193 wow what is wrong with you people Kumiho or kitsune

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:34:00 2015 No.13119249 >>13119246 Not my problem

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:35:08 2015 No.13119252 >>13119246 Well that's a shame then. I'm not anon, this shitty company should know that by now. It's "Anonymous" not "Anon" god damn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:36:07 2015 No.13119255 >>13119246 Well maybe they should drink their milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:36:19 2015 No.13119257 >>13119225 Where's the rape I ordered?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:38:29 2015 No.13119262 >>13119245 As long as others enjoy them, then it was money well spent!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:38:36 2015 No.13119263 File: 398 KB, 1250x1500, delivery for anon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119257

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:38:46 2015 No.13119264

>>13119132
>You try to act like you're too mature for it, but there is a certain foolish charm to it
>Her prodding you and poking your cheek and carrying on isn't helping you keep a straight face
>She gives you a sly smile as your mature facade cracks
>The television needs to be repositioned for your new purposes, but once it's done you can now game safely from the comfort of her pillow fort
>Just like old times, laughing and accusing each other when someone dies and rubbing shoulders
>Being with her makes you feel calm, despite all the excitement going on
>Though things aren't all chaste and innocent forever
>Bit by bit she wriggles on top of you, playing from atop your back
>When you finally lose a match she laughs haughtily in victory, but before you can complain further she nibbles on your ear
>Like a switch you're suddenly aware of certain things, such as her breasts pushing into your back, her weight, her warmth, her scent
>She smells so very nice, and maybe that's what's comforting
>Amanda slips her paws under your shirt and massages your back and shoulder with her big meaty paws
>She whispers how she's missed holding you
>Likewise, you say, trying to pull an expert move at the same time of reaching back to take hold of her arm and roll over at the same time
>Your end goal was to give her the smoothest kiss of her life, but instead you're just kind of tangled up together
>You'll have to settle for kissing her collar bone
>Which actually winds up being far more effective than you could've dreamed
>Instant purring and a flash of her ruby eyes, demanding you continue
>One thing leads to another and you're both very much naked, exploring one another as if it was the first time
>Indeed it may as well have been considering how much you'd both changed physically in those two years
>You're nearly interrupted by Samantha returning home, but you figure she's wise to what's going on
>Amanda agrees
>No longer hurried, the two of you enjoy a long, slow night together

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:40:51 2015 No.13119269 >>13119263 >40 pounds Now that's definitely for the shota upstairs, 40 pounds is kiddie shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:41:25 2015 No.13119271 File: 532 KB, 820x1200, 48975728_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make sure to give your wolfu an apple a day to keep her happy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:42:58 2015 No.13119275 >>13119264 Wonderful. Simply wonderful. As it's meant to be.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:44:03 2015 No.13119280

>>13119249
>Anon sitting watching TV
>Man, why is all the TV in Monster Girl City shit
>Suddenly, static
>Damn cable must be out, either that or those fucking poltergeist girls again
>As you get up, the power flickers before going out
>Well great, that's lovely
>You then hear a tapping on the door, as various long claws click at it
>That darn Jabberwocky Deliverygirl who keeps hitting on you
>Thank God you always lock your door
>And thank God the Jabberwock keeps falling for the "It's the next floor" excuse
>However, as you prepare to tell her so, you hear the doorknob turn
>Why is it turning
>It's locked it shouldn't be turning
>Why is the door opening
>Is that the Jabberwock why is she grinning
>Oh fuck
>With that, you make a mad dash to your last resort: the window fire escape
>You decide to make for a grand action movie scene and jump out the window, only to come across the sad realization that someone replaced the glass with rubber
>You fall on the floor, and look up to see a Jabberwock grinning smugly and lewdly at you, having finally won
>She tells you to get ready, since she's had to stress eat since trying to husbando you after all these attempts, and she has quite a few pounds to work off with her new husband
>Meanwhile, 20 floors above the dark streets of the city, one floor above you, a shota sits in a wheel chair
>Holding his pliers, lockpicks, and rubber, he can hear the thuds a floor beneath him, and begins to laugh maniacally, finally free from the chocolate thesaurus

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:44:55 2015 No.13119283 >>13119225 Actually mam I have a gift for you. I'm must immediately be delivered to your womb. Please come in and remove your pants

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:47:27 2015 No.13119285 >>13119280 Okay, my problem with this is quite simple. Why, if it's happened enough that the shota is not only in a wheelchair, but has taken the time to learn serious handyman skills, has the Jabberwock not simply husbando'd him instead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:48:03 2015 No.13119286 >>13119271 DAT ASS IS DIVINE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:48:32 2015 No.13119288 >>13119280 >Shota gets raped so many times he becomes evil Hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:48:52 2015 No.13119289 >>13119285 She's after leaner meat, but veal will do if you're starving.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:49:20 2015 No.13119291 >>13119285 Because she really wants YOUR dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:50:29 2015 No.13119293 >>13119264 And I need to go to bed. I'll continue tomorrow. The ride isn't quite over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:51:15 2015 No.13119295 >>13119289 >>13119291 Well fine then. Just y'd think that after enjoying veal who knows how many times after losing out on her original choice, she'd just stick with the veal, s'all I'm sayin'. But ya want what ya want I suppose.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:51:31 2015 No.13119297

>>13119285
You kept saying it was you a floor up, and everytime she tackled the shota and was about to begin rape, she realized it wasn't you and she had been rused yet again

Basically the Shota never got any serious action, but did get tackled and broken pelvised. You cockteased him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:52:16 2015 No.13119298 >>13119293 I wait with bated breath. You're gonna pastebin this, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:53:16 2015 No.13119299 >>13119297 Well now that's just unfortunate for everyone involved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:53:34 2015 No.13119300 >>13119298 If someone else wants to they're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:53:51 2015 No.13119305 >>13119264 >big meaty paw shoulder massage right in the fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:54:06 2015 No.13119306 >>13119295 She wanted you from the start anon. She doesn't even work for a delivery company, she just wanted an excuse to get close to you, and you turned her away

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:55:43 2015 No.13119309 >>13119300 Well alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:56:02 2015 No.13119311 >>13119306 The blame goes both ways. Maybe if they both had a little more courage, they wouldn't need to make excuses to themselves.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:57:07 2015 No.13119314

>>13119280
>Anon and the wheelchaired shota meet in the lobby on a whim
>anon is covered in bandages, but at least he can walk
>Wheelchaired shota is visibly jealous
>Anon gives him the gesture to let him on the elevator first
>They both stand in the elevator in silence, straight out of Evangelion
>anon occasionally glances at the shota, but doesn't say a word
>Shota does the same. Give him an awkward smile then their eyes meet
>Finally, Anon's floor arrive, and he gets off
>but before the door closes, he cranks his head around, looking over his shoulder at the Shota
>and gives him the most maniacal grin
>"Have fun, kid." was all he said before the door closed
>Have fun? What does he mean?
>Shota doesn't think much of it, for he's still happy of his thrilling revenge, and wheels down the hall on his floor towards his door
>But something was off. His hair felt weightless, as if he was in a zero G environment
>and all his firniture was on the ceiling
>And his dining table, with all the chairs, were on the wall
>And the kitchen was where the bathroom was, which was where his bedroom was, which was where the living-room used to b-
>What kind of madness is this? It's like he just enter into... Wonderland
>The door behind him closed with a slam, and the cackling began
>Grins. GRINS EVERYWHERE
>Meanwhile, the floor below him, anon is practising his Tidus laugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:58:20 2015 No.13119318 >>13119309 Well maybe I'll toss it up on an anonymous paste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:58:36 2015 No.13119320 >>13119314 Oh this would be a great TV show for MGC. But what would it be called?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:59:46 2015 No.13119322 >>13119318 Speaking of which, anybody have a paste with the Gabby thing? Figure I ought to actually put it on my pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:59:50 2015 No.13119323 >>13119320 Apartment Living 101

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:00:11 2015 No.13119326 >>13119320 M.G. Escher?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:00:30 2015 No.13119328 >>13119246 Shota a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:00:53 2015 No.13119330 >>13119306 Nothing can stop an MG on the lovepath Nothing

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:01:44 2015 No.13119338

>>13119297
No anon, you got it all wrong.

The shota actually tamed the wock with the power of dick years ago. But he's secretly an evil bastard, and gets a kick out of sending his dick slave dragon out to pelviscerate anyone who offends him.

You remember when you overheard him talking about farscape and told him his taste was shit and real men watch Babylon 5? No? Well he does.

Why do you think all these ruses the wock comes up with or so simple? Didn't you ever think to yourself 'only a kid would fall for that'?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:01:46 2015 No.13119339 >>13119318 Eh, I might as while copy it to an unlisted paste myself for now, keep track of everything, wait for it to be finished.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:01:46 2015 No.13119340 >>13119320 Welcome to Complex Bedlam.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:02:20 2015 No.13119343

>>13119314
Man, I'd love to know how Anon set that shit up

>Laying in bed next to new Jabberwock wife, covered in bandages
>She's reading a book with reading glasses and a night gown
>"Hey sweetscale? Can you do me a favor?"
>She gains a seductive look and turns to him, licking her lips
>"Oh sure, anything for my newly wed husband..."
>"Could you arrange for the apartment elevator to arrive in Wonderland at approximentally 4:05 PM EST, which should be the time I and Shota will happen to ride at the elevator in the same time, but I get off a floor earlier. Tahn afterwards could you arrange for him to be abducted and gangraped by some Christmas Cake Chesires who love grinning, laughing, and bullying shotas?"
>"..."
>"..."
>"... That's pretty elaborate and wasn't sex like I hoped it was."
>"Yeah but can you do it?"
>"Well sure I guess."
>"OK, thank you sweetie."

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:02:46 2015 No.13119344 >>13119338 >NTR? I don't like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:03:32 2015 No.13119346 >>13119338 >NTR Get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:04:03 2015 No.13119349 >>13119343 >Implying he didn't just ask her if she had a bunch of Cheshire friends to just do some home DIY at the shota's house and they'll be rewarded with pay and a free shota

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:04:10 2015 No.13119352 >>13119271 >feeding predators with fruits Enjoy your sick and weak wolfu, hippie

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:04:25 2015 No.13119354 >>13119344 >>13119346 >NTR how?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:04:45 2015 No.13119355 >>13119343 >Not calling her 'Sugarscale'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:05:17 2015 No.13119357 >>13119343 >Sweetscale Still one of the best things you fags have ever come up with. I love you guys. No alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:05:29 2015 No.13119360 >>13119344 >>13119346 It's not NTR if you never loved each other.

>>	snibako Sun Mar 1 02:06:17 2015 No.13119362 File: 262 KB, 800x1419, 1425193577576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119013 >drawfag pls make picture of puffball polt after a bath not quite but I hope some anons enjoy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:06:23 2015 No.13119363 >>13119354 Well I did put a question mark... But I suppose it's only that way when you compare it to all the previous posts portraying the Jabberwock as deeply desiring you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:07:35 2015 No.13119367 >>13119360 But she loves the shota. And to get his approval, he's whoring her out. It's like... forced NTR or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:08:02 2015 No.13119369 >>13119344 >>13119346 Anons, I intensely dislike NTR but nothing in that scenario qualifies or even gives me a slightly NTR vibe. Maybe you guys are a little too sensitive to it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:08:51 2015 No.13119372 >>13119367 It's called pimping Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:10:29 2015 No.13119378 File: 95 KB, 210x300, 1425193829372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AROOOO~!

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:10:34 2015 No.13119379

>>13119369
But it's totally NTR-ish, especially when compared to the original idea of "Jabberwock kept mistaking shota as you, and never went all the way with him because of this." Here she keeps herself pure for you.

In the second scenario, it's "Shota dicked Jabberwock and she's his bitch, and he's sending her to fuck people he doesn't like, which is why she keeps trying to fuck you." Seems very NTRish to me, and inferior to the other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:10:43 2015 No.13119380 >>13119362 Excuse me I have to gouge my eyes out now.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:11:05 2015 No.13119381

>>13119372
No, pimping is when you take girls who are willing to sell themselves for money and offer protection in turn for a portion of their earnings. Atleast, that's what I assumed it was.

This is taking a monstergirl who loves you deeply, and whoring her out to other men.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:12:14 2015 No.13119386 File: 8 KB, 225x170, 225px-Headless_body_of_Agnew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119378 GRAGGLHGHA

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:13:08 2015 No.13119390 >>13119386 When will he find a nice dullahan to marry and have little headless monsters with? Poor soul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:13:17 2015 No.13119391 >>13119381 Yeah, pimping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:13:22 2015 No.13119392 >>13119386 That poor dullahan's lost her head. Can you help the headless body of Agnis find her cranium?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:14:09 2015 No.13119395 >>13119357 We need more cute pet names for monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:14:32 2015 No.13119396 >>13119391 Sure, if pimping includes being a NTRing piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:15:31 2015 No.13119399 >>13119396 >NTRing Anon, we discussed this, it isn't NTR. Now stop blubbing and help >>13119386 find their head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:15:35 2015 No.13119400 There we go, Amanda the Cuddlecore in a nice convenient Pastebin where I can edit the rest in once anon finishes it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:15:39 2015 No.13119401 >>13119378 NIXON'S BACK!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:16:18 2015 No.13119402 >>13119363 I guess I can see that. >>13119367 That ain't NTR. I don't think it even qualifies as cheating. Swinging maybe? Besides I meant for them to be more like accomplices or co-conspirators.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:16:20 2015 No.13119403 >>13119395 Cuddle-bug for Khepri.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:20:26 2015 No.13119412 >>13119402 >Swinging Doesn't this term imply willing consent? If she is a slave to his cock, that means it's probably the only one she cares for. To force her out onto another guys cock is pretty low.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:21:13 2015 No.13119413

>>13119381
>loves you deeply
The post only said he tamed her with the dick. That doesn't imply she loves him. If anything it implies she serves him out of a lustful desire for more of that sweet shota rod. You are projecting a lot of personality and motivation into the scenario to make it have a nasty NTR undertone. Maybe you need to stop reading NTR, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:21:31 2015 No.13119414 >>13119380 >Bullying drawfags

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:21:54 2015 No.13119418 >>13119413 >The post only said he tamed her with the dick. Isn't that love to a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:23:13 2015 No.13119420 >>13119412 >>13119402 For it to be swinging, all parties involved would have to be willing, which is out since the guy is obviously not. If anything, it's akin to a set up rape, which it essentially is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:25:47 2015 No.13119424 >>13119420 Yeah, that's about right. That was the original intent of the post. Wock and Shota are both villains. Like Dr. Evil and Mr. Bigglesworth, except Mr. Bigglesworth is a 300 pound rape machine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:26:00 2015 No.13119425 Can I just say that I would have fun coming home to the smug grinning faces of a dozen cheshires before just ignoring them entirely?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:26:25 2015 No.13119427 Can't we just go back to the original concept of an abused shota helping a Jabberwock land the guy she wants, if only to escape said incidental abuse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:26:36 2015 No.13119428 >>13119013 >sexualizing Pikmin bosses Sempai noticed me!

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:29:01 2015 No.13119438

I'mma repeat this out of boredom.

Which would you rather?

>An agoraphobic and germophobic dhampir, raised among humans, and thus unaware of her heritage. Very loving and caring. Can play the violin very well.
or
>Her haughty, pure-vampire sister. Much more socially outgoing, but also has some cruel and sadistic tendencies. Deep down though, she just wants to be loved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:29:12 2015 No.13119440 >>13119427 Depends. Are we keeping the cock-slave angle?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:29:14 2015 No.13119441 >>13119425 >Not embracing them in hugs >Not having them be your sisters you haven't seen since high school >Not having a giant purring cuddle pile while they all exclaim how much they missed you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:30:44 2015 No.13119445 >>13119441 You're right, that's much better. No boner no. Not this time, please. Let my heart have this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:30:50 2015 No.13119446 >>13119438 The vampire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:31:06 2015 No.13119449 >>13119440 No...wasn't the "Helping a Jabberwock land the guy she wants" part clear enough on that?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:32:24 2015 No.13119454
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>Grimdarkfags trying to turn a joke scenario with a happy and silly end into a "She's a slave to his cock and he's arranging for her to rape him because he's a twisted mind and she doesn't love him."
I bet they're the same fags who complain about vanillafags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:33:32 2015 No.13119458 >>13119403 What about for Holstaurs? Other than milk-tanks or something to that effect of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:33:49 2015 No.13119460 >>13119454 Probably...probably.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:34:13 2015 No.13119462 >>13119438 My response is still the same. I use the vampire for her station, get her to turn me into an undead incubus, and strike out to find a nice spiderwight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:40:37 2015 No.13119481 >>13119458 Milk-ribbon? Took me forever to even come up with that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:42:20 2015 No.13119484 >>13119481 Creamsickle? Moo moo?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:44:25 2015 No.13119491 >>13119484 Creamsickle sounds good. Anyone got a good one for a harpie? Besides song-bird, only Sirens can be called that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:44:37 2015 No.13119492 Night all, Be sure to go after those cool Yukis and Glacies We can't have you burning down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:44:47 2015 No.13119493 Did anyone save the few posts about jay and silent bob as MGs? I remember reading them a few threads back and can't find them in the archives.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:45:12 2015 No.13119494 >>13119454 Glad it's not just me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:45:33 2015 No.13119496 >>13119492 Get the steaming hot undines!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:45:58 2015 No.13119498 >>13119438 dhampir

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:47:17 2015 No.13119500 >>13119395 Lego Princess for Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:47:19 2015 No.13119501 >>13119496 Just be careful anon. They can get Boiling mad at the top of a hat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:47:25 2015 No.13119502 >>13119491 soft-stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:47:36 2015 No.13119503 >>13119491 love bird

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:48:04 2015 No.13119505 >>13119491 You can be over the top romantic and refer to her as 'my feather'.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:50:14 2015 No.13119507 >>13119501 If you keep cracking wise you won't get any of my sake Charon. Just kidding, you're wonderful and I look forward to the mixed bath.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:50:39 2015 No.13119509 >>13119484 >>13119491 I like that, would especially fit with how cold its been across the country the past few months. Tried to think of a name for a harpy but all I could come up with is Tweety.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:51:09 2015 No.13119510 [DELETED]

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>>13119454

>implying vanillafags aren't the problem

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:51:14 2015 No.13119511 >>13119491 Call a Thunderbird "My shock-collar", cause you love having her wrapped around you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:51:38 2015 No.13119512 >>13119314 What would happen if something happened to the shotas parents and the guy and jabberwock have to adopt him?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:55:30 2015 No.13119523 >>13119511 >Shock-Collar >Not Love Jolt >Not Stun Gun

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:56:14 2015 No.13119526 >>13119523 But then I can't get the "Love having her wrapped around you" bit in. That's why I liked "Shock Collar" best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:57:09 2015 No.13119530 >>13119526 >Electric Blanket Git Gud Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:57:43 2015 No.13119532 >>13119523 >stun gun I'm now imagining all cops carrying around a Thunderbird loli in a backpack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 02:58:20 2015 No.13119533 >>13119530 I like this one the most actually. >>13119532 Is she called Kazooie?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:00:30 2015 No.13119536 >>13119523 >>13119530 >not Cock-shocker >not electric-ero >not Galvanic gash >not currentcunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:01:19 2015 No.13119540 >>13119530 But electric blankets don't do any kind of shocking...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:02:11 2015 No.13119541 >>13119536 Just gonna get this out of the way. >Not Biribiri

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:03:19 2015 No.13119546 >>13119541 >Not zappy dan the magnet man I was trying to avoid it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:03:28 2015 No.13119547 >>13119536 >Not Tesla-Teaser >Not AC Arouser >Not DC Dynamite >Not naming her vagina the "Power Jack" >Not Voltage Vixen Come at me Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:03:34 2015 No.13119548 File: 609 KB, 1000x1200, zappy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119536 >Cock-shocker The best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:03:55 2015 No.13119550 >>13119454 >tfw for some reason you take seriously everything people come up with and it imprints like some kind of innate part of the setting for you I really should drop lurking threads and just stick to (non-Bob's and like) writefaggotry...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:06:47 2015 No.13119555 >>13119547 >Not the Voltaic Mosaic >Not Power Pussy >Not Lightning Lips

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:13:05 2015 No.13119567 Electroshock!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:15:48 2015 No.13119570 >>13119555 >Not Cutiewatt >Not Arousing Ampere >Not Tantalizing Turbine >Not Bombshell Breaker >Not Battery Butt >Not High Voltage Hottie

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:16:33 2015 No.13119573 >>13119570 >Cutiewatt >Battery Butt These both sound good for teasing her at different times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:17:59 2015 No.13119579 File: 135 KB, 1023x1693, 1418246692649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anubis Anon, do you really need an AA Meeting tonight?, Why don't you just stay home with me!"

Writefag-kun Sun Mar 1 03:19:49 2015 No.13119586
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>you come home after being stood up by your succubus wife at the restaurant. It's supposed to be your anniversary.
>When you called her, she answered. The sound of moaning and the voice of a man filled your ear.
>The bitch is out screwing another man, and on tonight of all nights?
>You begin to cry, your heart breaks.
>You remember the shotgun you keep in your broom closet. You quickly stumble up the steps to the second floor, the sound of your feet muffled by the carpet on the steps. You open the closet and retrieve the shotgun, you also grab a pack of shells.
>You begin to walk towards your study where you plan to end your life.
>You pass by your empty bedroom, and hear a moan, "A-Anooon."
>Confused since the house is supposed to be empty, you crack the door open.
>It's your Kikimora maid, she's holding a pair of your boxers to her face and masturbating.
>You gave Matilda the rest of the day off, what's she doing here?
>You watch as she furiously rubs her drooling slit and inhales your scent from your boxers.
>She's really into it, it's like she's gone into her own little world.
>You're so absorbed with watching her you don't feel your grip on the shotgun loosen. It falls to the floor and immediately goes off.
>HOLYSHITFUCK you jump and Matilda is also startled.
>You pushed the door open in your outburst.
>"A-Anon, wh- what are you doing here?!?" She quickly bursts out.
>"I should be asking you the same thing!"
>"What was that noise?" she asks.
>"It was a shotgun," you say, "I dropped it. I guessed it must've been loaded and went off.
>"What were you doing with a shotgun, Anon?"
>"I was... going to clean it!" you lie pathetically.
>"You came home on your anniversary to clean a shotgun? I don't buy that Anon. Tell me the truth." she demands.
>You can't think of anything to say. What are you supposed to say, you were going to kill yourself?
>Matilda sees through the veil of silence that's settled on you.
>"She stood you up didn't she."
>You nod.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:20:56 2015 No.13119590 >>13119579 >no paws no thanks, get out of my house

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:21:06 2015 No.13119591 >>13119579 AA Meetings? Pretty sure I decided that from now on "AA Meetings" were "Naps in waifu's lap". Mhmm. Yes. Definitely.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:21:15 2015 No.13119592

>>13119573
>Anon gives his waifu a light slap on the ass while she lies in bed
>Come on battery butt, time get get-AAAAHH!
>Did you just zap me with your ass?!
>...Don't call me battery butt, hmph
>Well if you don't want me to call you that, don't use it that way, now come on, breakfast is getting cold

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:21:21 2015 No.13119593 >>13119586 >Immediate cheating and NTR Go fucking die you namefagging shitlord

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:23:00 2015 No.13119597 >>13119586 i like it please continue

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:23:03 2015 No.13119598 >>13119593 He's starting at the bottom so he can get straight to the healing

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:23:05 2015 No.13119599 >>13119586 >NTR Well, at least it's just a Succubus-a-shit in the first place, and there's delicious, underwear sniffing, caring Kikimora on the rebound... Still a shit though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:23:21 2015 No.13119600 >>13119593 >this assblasted >shitlord Go to sleep tumblr, it's almost school time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:24:13 2015 No.13119602 >>13119600 >tumblr >assblasted I bet you like futa and manticores, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:24:23 2015 No.13119603 >>13119587 So many things I want to do to her. >>13119592 Would make anal a whole lot more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:24:42 2015 No.13119605 >>13119570 >Not Cuddle Cell >Not Ara Ara Amp >Not Ravishing Resistor >Not Hearts 'Ohm >Not Snuggle Circuit >Not Titty Transformer >Not Watt Waifu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:26:05 2015 No.13119608 >>13119603 >electric anal Penis, though should not want.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:26:16 2015 No.13119609 >>13119602 You know what? Just because it makes you upset, yeah. Can we get a futa manticore NTRing her husband?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:26:46 2015 No.13119610

>>13119605
>Cuddle Cell
>Snuggle Circuit
These're cute.
>Ara Ara Amp
Good for when she's gone full-MILF.
>Ravishing Resistor
>Titty Transformer
>Watt Waifu
These are Charon-tier.
>Hearts 'Ohm
This one I don't know whether I want to punch you, or hug you for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:27:35 2015 No.13119611 >>13119609 With another woman who happens to be a mushroom who was born a man?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:28:18 2015 No.13119613 >>13119609 Well, if you listen to some, we already got a Futa Cheshire NTRing a Manticore from a guy. So...done?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:28:22 2015 No.13119614 Hey you know in the Manga how Polt is always doing things for the community? Well on arbor day you are supposed to plant trees, if Polt does it, does it make it POLT TREE ??

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:28:26 2015 No.13119615 >>13119611 >alptango mbison.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:29:16 2015 No.13119617 >>13119614 Go to bed, Charon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:29:20 2015 No.13119618 >>13119605 >>Not Watt Waifu >start thinking of back to the future >1.21 jigawatts jigglywatts?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:30:22 2015 No.13119623 >>13119615 If I'm going to help someone play the chaotic evil card I'm going to do it right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:31:39 2015 No.13119626 >>13119618 this is the best one

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:32:54 2015 No.13119629 >>13119608 >should not want. >not wanting to be brought to orgasm by a cute girl's electroshocks You have much to learn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:34:07 2015 No.13119633 >>13119629 I still like the idea of Thunderbird GF kissing you, sending shocks through your mouth that ripple through your body, triggering an orgasm in you from her kiss alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:34:29 2015 No.13119634 >>13119629 Teach me sensei.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:34:41 2015 No.13119635 File: 21 KB, 240x480, oomukade5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cuddly crawly any better ideas?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:35:03 2015 No.13119636 >>13119633 >can get you to cum by holding your hand L-Lewd

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:35:58 2015 No.13119639 >>13119635 Piss off, bugbite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:36:05 2015 No.13119640 >>13119633 >triggering an orgasm in you from her kiss alone Hot as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:36:42 2015 No.13119642 >>13119635 Leggy love(r) Venom vixen Love drug Love bug

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:36:47 2015 No.13119644 >>13119639 That's actually kind of cute, bugbite I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:37:49 2015 No.13119648 >>13119635 >disgusting bug >hideous abomination >that which will never know love Just kiddin, she's alright bully/10, would bully

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:37:54 2015 No.13119649 >>13119635 Bed Bug

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:38:01 2015 No.13119650 >>13119605 >Not Hertz Honey >Not Thunder Thighs >Not Lover Load >Not Discharge Denier >Not Ravishing Recharger >Not Sugar Surge

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:38:25 2015 No.13119651 >>13119635 chitinous cutie

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:38:49 2015 No.13119652 >>13119644 >>13119649 Yeah, I like these

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:39:03 2015 No.13119653 >>13119644 It was more in reference to oomukades being flat and calling her "tits" bug bites, but sure

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:40:04 2015 No.13119660 >>13119586 Not a fan of NTR, but considering succubus is shit and you're getting a kikimora off the rebound I'm liking this so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:40:13 2015 No.13119662 >>13119653 The expression around here is 'mosquito bites'

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:42:31 2015 No.13119666 >>13119635 Pervy the Love Bug

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:45:30 2015 No.13119671 File: 846 KB, 500x211, thanks satan.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119666

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:52:09 2015 No.13119681

>>13119634
>Tied to a chair
>Zippy-zappy looming over your crotch
>Her long, lewd tongue hanging out, crackling with lightning
>Slow~ly brings her hanging tongue closer and closer to your dick
>Finally the wet mass connects ever-so-briefly with your precum-slick dick
>You scream and jolt at the sudden shock
>She pulls back and giggles sadistically
>This time she pulls her tongue as in as she can and opens her mouth wide
>Carefully she positions her mouth onto your dick, avoiding touching it
>Finally your steaming cock hits her wet, lewd, hot uvula
>The shock makes you jolt, trashing your dick around her tongue and palate
>They shock you harder and harder, making you trash around even more in a terrifying but strangely pleasurable feedback loop
>She rams her jaws down to your base, extending the lewd shocks to your entire length
>You scream like a pig as her hard voltage brings you over the edge
>You try your best to curl into a ball as your hot seed spurts down her eager throat
>She slowly, deliberately withdraws from your dick, dragging her dynamo tongue along the bottom of your shaft, until she finally gives your peehole a sharply stinging kiss

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:53:44 2015 No.13119689 File: 217 KB, 700x840, 1401653010968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119671 >thanks_satan.gif I love you, Satan-chan...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:55:13 2015 No.13119697 >>13119681 Oh, this pleases the mighty tower.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:55:18 2015 No.13119698
File: 342 KB, 1200x1699, KILL_GEPPU_COMPLETE_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Huh, I had only ever seen the black and white, textless version of this pic, so I never knew it was from a doujin.

http://exhentai.org/s/b9d44ba285/791241-1

Not porn, but any Yuugi content is good content.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:57:48 2015 No.13119706 >>13119662 She ain't a mosquito, but whatever. Since we're thinking of cute names, might as well toss some in without the rude. >Slobberpussy >MILFipede >Massage Chair That one is really just when you sit on a frisky oomukade's underside

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:59:04 2015 No.13119712 >>13119698 Based Imizu

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:01:38 2015 No.13119720 >>13119698 >Imizu God I wish he had more H-Doujin work besides Magnum Koishi.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:01:57 2015 No.13119722 >>13119697 It seems like Zappy-sama, or electroshock girls in general, are widely liked, but nobody is writing anything about them.

Writefag-kun Sun Mar 1 04:04:34 2015 No.13119729

>>13119586
>She gets up from the bed and strolls to your side.
>"Anon, I'm so sorry."
>"Why are you sorry?" you say.
>She pulls you into a hug, "Please don't kill yourself Anon. I can't stand the thought of you dying!"
>"I'm not going to..." you can't even finish a damn sentence, and here come the tears once again.
>"I don't get it, what did I do wrong?" you cry into Matilda's shoulder, "I just don't fucking get it. Why is this happening to me?"
>"It's not your fault, Anon." she whispers into your ear, "I'm here for you."
>She holds you close, as you weep, her hand brushing down your back gently.
>You calm down after a while and separate from her embrace. You gaze into her hazel eyes, full of longing and sympathy. You can't help but be drawn in. You kiss her.
>She digs her fingers into your shirt as your tongues coil around each other. Your locked like that for at least a couple of minutes, when you separate at last, panting, you only want to be reunited with her.
>"Anon, please," she says, "Even if it's just for tonight, use me. Forget about her, I'm the one here for you now."
>You can't resist her anymore.
>You walk her to the bed, she lays down. You undress yourself while Matilda waits for you, already naked and her legs spread. Her tail sways gently with anticipation. You climb on the bed and lay on top of her.
>The two of you share another round of kissing, your manhood throbbing with desire. She grabs her thighs and prepares for you. You push against the entrance to her warmth, you slip inside slowly, then you feel a blockage. You realize it's her first time. You try to be gentle, as tear through her hymen.
>"AAAAAAh" she gasps in pain.
>"Are you okay?" you say.
>"I'll be fine, just please give me a moment." she winces.
>You wait for what feels like an eternity in agony, her warm slimy walls wrapped around your cock. It's a tight fit.
>"Alright, It should be fine now" As soon as she says it you can't hold yourself back anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:08:47 2015 No.13119739 >>13119729 Lewd Maid is Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:10:10 2015 No.13119745 >>13119739 She has to be extremely lewd to take used goods like Mastah!

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:13:03 2015 No.13119749

So you're minding your own business when you get a knock at the door. When you open it you are greeted by some succubi and a few other kinds of MGs dressed in very formal attire. Apparently the fact that the humans of this world being unable to produce spirit energy has confounded the Demon Lord to the point to where she has decided to try and find the reason as to why this is and got extra help and funding to various dragons and tanuki as well as whatever money she was willing to spend.

Basically they're asking you to come with them to volunteer for some experiments. They don't really give you a straight answer as to what kind of experiment they'll be doing but since they're Mamono and all you have a hunch it'll be more than likely of the lewd variety. They also tell you that they honestly don't know how long they'll be doing these experiments for. Might be a few days or over a week. Of course if you agree they promise that you'll be well compensated for your participation. If you refuse they'll leave you be without any further questions.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:13:20 2015 No.13119750 >>13119745 Not just used, anon - used by a succubus. That's like buying underwear at a garage sale.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:14:16 2015 No.13119753 >>13119729 >Matilda This is not a sexy name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:15:21 2015 No.13119754 >>13119749 >Got nothing better to do with my life Sure, why not. so long as I can use the lewd happenings as inspiration for writing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:16:50 2015 No.13119758 >>13119749 >Monster Girls at my door Yeah, all ability to say no, out the window. >>13119753 I dunno, Mara Wilson's pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:16:59 2015 No.13119759 >>13119750 She has to be a terrifying fujo or something to stoop that low as a virgin kiki who should be able to do better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:17:49 2015 No.13119760 >>13119749 I tell them I will only agree if they promise to take responsibility in the event of me being ruined for marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:18:13 2015 No.13119762 >>13119758 Wilson aside, Mara is a nice name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:20:15 2015 No.13119767 >>13119759 Considering she's a maid to a married master, she probably has some fucked up NTR fetish or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:21:26 2015 No.13119772 >>13119749 Refuse unless they promise all the experimenting with me is with a Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:22:03 2015 No.13119774 >>13119749 Nuh uh. I've heard the rumors of how they lure people out of their homes for a few hours to install pylons under houses to slowly turn our earth into a giant demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:23:29 2015 No.13119777 >>13119762 I bet you like dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:24:17 2015 No.13119780 File: 70 KB, 512x384, f15f61c5fb6de7a48b19ceb41bc76cee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Succununs so perfect? I want have a kidnap and mindbreak program that turns Succusluts into pure waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:24:32 2015 No.13119781 >>13119777 For a sports based super center it's not bad. Like is a bit of a stretch though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:26:27 2015 No.13119784 >>13119777 I don't get it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:27:14 2015 No.13119785 >>13119784 http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Mara

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:30:01 2015 No.13119787 >>13119772 Since they've had many Mamono volunteers for this same experiment they tell you that this can be easily arranged.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:32:16 2015 No.13119790 File: 41 KB, 409x489, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119780 Best succunun present. Also the best Ara CC ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:32:55 2015 No.13119791 >>13119749 If I had any hesitation at first, it'd be gone at the mention of "Dragons". Throw "Anubis" in there, and I'd be in their van before they knew I'd left the doorway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:33:39 2015 No.13119792 >>13119785 ...But that's like telling me that you like pizza. And then I say you like dicks. Because some where some fag made a dick shaped pizza. the wiki on Mara doesn't even mention penises.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:34:06 2015 No.13119794

>>13119787
Alright well as long as it doesn't take more than a week, I've got shit I need to do daily. Now that I think about it though since its not much they just need to let me out for like a few hours a day and I can stay longer. I'm only staying with the Holstaur though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:34:53 2015 No.13119795 >>13119790 I want to deflower a young Succunun in the missionary handholding position.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:35:32 2015 No.13119796 >>13119792 It was just a joke anon. No need to take it so seriously. Mara is a nice name. Associations with giant green penis monsters aside.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:37:58 2015 No.13119798

>>13119796
Jokes still need to make sense, anon.

>You'll never be a paladin
>You'll never have a Lilim called Mara tempt you with not only her own body, but the bodies of her three beautiful daughters
>You'll never fall for it hook line and sinker, because you're not a fag like Buddha.

Writefag-kun Sun Mar 1 04:39:46 2015 No.13119800

>>13119729
>You're gentle at first, with each thrust she gasps. Soon she starts to moan, a wave of pleasure sends shivers through you every time you ram her loins. She keeps taking it deeper and deeper, until your balls are slamming against her with a satisfying smack. Her juices run down her crotch and onto your scrotum. You lock lips, your tongue freely exploring her mouth, she's powerless against your advance.
The sensation in your nether regions builds until you simply can't take it anymore.
>"I'm about to cum," You say as you prepare to pull out.
>She locks her legs around your back.
>"Please, Anon, I'm almost there." she says.
>You can't help but comply with her demands. You peak draws close and you can barely contain it, she moans in your ear, her voice giving you chills. You can't hold it any longer and you cum, shooting your hot, pearly semen into her begging snatch. Her nails scrape your back as her womb is filled with your seed. She climaxes and calls out your name. She pulls you into a kiss as you both collapse.
>You hold her in your arms afterwards, you continue to kiss, locked in an embrace that feels like a dream.
>You both fall asleep, her scent invades your dreams.
END?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:40:25 2015 No.13119801 >>13119800 I'd rather like to see where things might go from there...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:41:25 2015 No.13119805 >>13119800 >>13119801 >I'd rather like to see where things might go from there... This. How does Succuslut react to seeing her "husband" in another woman's arms?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:43:56 2015 No.13119808 >>13119800 Welp, that was rather anticlimatic I thought Kikimora stole Succuslut phone and framed her with porn and recording of her voice The end is full yandere with anon finding succuslut ded in closet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:44:38 2015 No.13119809 >>13119808 ...that would be...a twist.

>>	Writefag-kun Sun Mar 1 04:45:08 2015 No.13119811 >>13119801 >>13119805 Alright then, but give me time. I'll probably pastebin it and write a whole bunch more for this if you guys want it. Right now I'm tired. I'm going to bed. See you all later.

>>	Writefag-kun Sun Mar 1 04:46:44 2015 No.13119813 >>13119809 It's not a twist if we already know the ending now is it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:48:01 2015 No.13119816 >>13119808 I'm honestly most interested in how a kikimora did in a fucking succubus. If anyone says poison/killing in her sleep I'll be so disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:49:04 2015 No.13119817 >>13119816 Surprise talon to the throat. They are good with cleaning blood, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:51:46 2015 No.13119821 >>13119784 mara means penis anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:52:36 2015 No.13119824 >>13118742 Just woke up and will be catching up for the next 404 posts. I just picked something nice out of my mg folder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:52:45 2015 No.13119825 >>13119808 Now I kinda want to write about a Succubutt who frames herself as an NTR slut because her husbando is a cuckfag. She actually spends every Thursday night at an art class instead of having gangbangs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:54:16 2015 No.13119828 >>13119825 This has the potential to be hilarious, if only for the fact that it would simultaneously troll both the NTR fags and the anti-NTR fags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:54:52 2015 No.13119830 >>13119811 Well then, looking forward to whatever you come up with anon. Today's been a good day for writefaggotry. I should try and get some of my own done...

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:00:49 2015 No.13119842

Anon wakes up tomorrow to discover his trusty vehicle has been replaced by a shapeshifting tsukumogami. She has an item form that simply turns her into whatever your transport is, and a 'human' form that is your favorite MG spiced up with a touch of her original form and a dash of robot girl.

She will still act as transport for you, but she also loves you and is very slightly yandere. The rest of her personality is determined by the type of vehicle she was, it's condition, age, the way you used it, etc.

What did you get, and how fucked (or not) are you?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:03:19 2015 No.13119846

>>13119842
>"Experienced" ara ara Camry
>I tried to take good care of her, but I was inexperienced
>Also, the front end has been chewed up so she's probably got freckles or something
I expect lots of ufufuing and the sharing of sexual knowledge she shouldn't actually have. Might be cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:05:42 2015 No.13119849 >>13119842 >No car >No bike >Lonely anon I walk lots. Does my shoes turn into monstergirls?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:06:57 2015 No.13119850

>>13119842
>Crown Vic Kraken
>"Ara, you wouldn't want an old car like me."
>Classy, polite lady
>Police uniform cosplay
>Looks slender in clothes but has a surprisingly heavy-duty frame.
>Took my car ownership virginity, has been with me for years.
>Ride her hard all the time because I'm always late
sweatingintensifies.jpg

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:08:52 2015 No.13119851
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Holy hell, I don't think I've ever seen the word "tanuki" this much in a single MG thread, much less in the first 500 posts.
I don't need to do any shilling today!
But I will anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:09:05 2015 No.13119852 >>13119749 I only have one question. Can I bring my dog? He's my best friend, I'm not going to just leave for an undetermined amount of time. If the answer is no then you can fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:09:08 2015 No.13119853 >>13119849 You get loli identical twins. They have an extreme foot fetish. They're a bit scuffed up from your heavy 'usage' of them. Congrats?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:11:43 2015 No.13119857 >>13119842 >brand new RAV4 >tanuki/fox uh...she'd...be...Japanese? This is an oddly boring combination.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:14:31 2015 No.13119863 >>13119842 >My dad's old Harley >Wurm I have very uneasy feelings about this Am I about to be raped by my WurmMom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:16:14 2015 No.13119866 >>13119863 Don't forget that she'll be loud as hell all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:16:31 2015 No.13119868 >>13119863 You are now imagining a Wurm with handlebars for horns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:17:30 2015 No.13119870 File: 451 KB, 959x989, Its an abject kinda horror.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119853

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:18:14 2015 No.13119873 >>13119857 You got an inexperienced young Japanese woman with a soccer-mom personality. She pretends to be an outdoorsy type but it's mostly a front. You're right, that's boring as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:19:08 2015 No.13119875 >>13119842 >5 Series BMW V8 I don't know. What. She speak german now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:21:39 2015 No.13119881 >>13119875 Well give us a little more to work with. What monster is she? What's her condition? How do you use her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:22:02 2015 No.13119882 Are shadowpeople monstergirls? I keep seein' 'em.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:25:05 2015 No.13119884 >>13119881 Kitsune, drive her on weekends, have a civic for daily, keep great maintenance on my cars. >We /o/ now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:26:10 2015 No.13119885 >>13119868 >Riding a wurm piggy-back >Holding her horns as handlebars >She keeps yelling "Vroom Vroom!" and making engine noises with her mouth >You will never play motorcycle with your wurmfu inb4 'M is for Motorcycle!'

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:33:11 2015 No.13119894

>>13119884
You get a high-class 9-tail trophy wife. You don't get many chances to spend time with her, but when you do you both love every minute of it. You go out for fancy dinners and have tender missionary sex with the lights off.

She isn't too happy about your low-class kiki-civic maid mistress, but she accepts her as a way for you to vent your more base desires.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:38:22 2015 No.13119901 >>13119842 Beat up old El Camino Ushi Very fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:39:23 2015 No.13119904 File: 205 KB, 808x567, 1409002238655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119851 even tanuki deserve their share of love after all

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:39:52 2015 No.13119906 >>13119842 >1998 GMC Sonoma with over 100,000 miles on it with rusted sides >Dhampire waifu I don't feel like I should take part in this just because of how shitty my current car is...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:40:14 2015 No.13119908 >>13119904 Get that filthy fake out of here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:40:58 2015 No.13119909 >>13119842 My father's 2nd hand 1996 silver nissan sentra. Yes, i'm a 3rd worlder

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:42:53 2015 No.13119916 >>13119909 You access 4chan, so that makes you at least 4th world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:44:52 2015 No.13119924 >>13119916 >4th world What's that supposed to mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:44:55 2015 No.13119925 File: 2.13 MB, 512x512, axd0hX1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119894 I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:46:28 2015 No.13119928 >>13119924 Anyone who comes on this site and stays becomes less of a human because of it. Don't forget, you're here forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:47:42 2015 No.13119931 >>13118723 > Moose chapter 84 > Do you know how I got this scar? We Bane quotes now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:47:48 2015 No.13119932 >>13119928 >here forever Moot left in our lifetime

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:48:34 2015 No.13119935 >>13119928 >tfw I banepost in real life without even meaning to

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:49:53 2015 No.13119938 >>13119932 Yet he still said he would be around And besides, he never really did anything to run the site unless he needed to, he said himself that he left almost everything to his group of administrators. Snacks has been gone for years Anon

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:51:17 2015 No.13119942

>>13119916
>>13119928
Other than being a play on 4chan and a decent "shitty than shit nations" joke, it does make some sense.
>1st world = NATO-led capitalist bloc
>2nd world = communist bloc
>3rd world = unaligned mostly poorer nations
>4th world = modern cultural entities that behave like nations (internet possibly being one of those tribes)

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:55:50 2015 No.13119946

>>13119906
>Unusually tall and well-built Dhampir
>Older, upper end of the CC spectrum
>Heavily scarred
>Lots of confidence issues from her age and appearance, but still steadfastly devoted to her beloved master
>Knows she isn't the prettiest girl, so she focuses on using her strength to serve him
>Watches over him with quiet longing, never daring to hope he could return her feelings
>Secretly dreads the day he buys a pretty new car girl and throws her away

I don't know, Anon. She seems alright to me. Would engage in tender healing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:56:59 2015 No.13119947 >>13119942 >>3rd world = unaligned mostly poorer nations Fun fact: Ireland, Switzerland, Austria, Sweden and Finland were all 3rd world nations.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 05:59:14 2015 No.13119952

>>13119932
>>13119938
>4chan is an ever changing community that evolves every single year with the new people that discover it
>EFG hasn't been seen for years
>Snacks is gone
>This community ran from /a/, lost some quality producers, and then exploded in size
>Moot abandoned his duties after not being able to take the heat for one of the most volatile websites on the internet
>This site now has 63 different boards, all with their own culture and feel
>Anonymous is gone, banished from this site
>All within our lifetime

We can't go home anons, but we can never leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:19:04 2015 No.13119989 ded

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:21:03 2015 No.13119995 File: 109 KB, 864x864, 10171205_2190713497650556_253643225118396678_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119989 Have a dog and a bird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:22:41 2015 No.13119997 File: 272 KB, 689x1000, Lich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119989 raise the dead

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:22:46 2015 No.13119998
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Since we're on a tanuki kick tonight, what sort of relationship would you prefer?
Being the breadwinner of the family with a doting wife back home?
Being a househusbando raising your adorable daughters on a day-to-day basis while your capable MG wife brought home the bacon?
A more equal relationship where you both work, perhaps running a store with an attached house or as competitive equals with modern daycare/schooling.
Maybe you're gentry and you have a kiki maid that your wife allows you to fool around with but enjoys abusing?

IMO I could totally deal with abandoning my current work life and raising adorable fluffy daughterus only to have mom come home and teach them valuable business lessons or be the disciplinarian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:25:07 2015 No.13120005 >>13119997 impregnate the gloomy girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:26:03 2015 No.13120007 >>13119998 I would be perfectly fine with just living to raise my kids, I don't need the stress and problems that come with the work world. My only concern is that I don't think I would be a good parent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:29:37 2015 No.13120012 >You will never be a cute househusband to an amazon wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:29:58 2015 No.13120013 >>13119998 Working together

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:36:21 2015 No.13120032 File: 228 KB, 949x1367, 1416007851079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do witches count as monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:38:05 2015 No.13120040 >>13120032 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Witch

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:38:06 2015 No.13120041 >>13120032 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Witch yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:38:14 2015 No.13120042 >>13120032 Witches on mge are lolis.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:41:16 2015 No.13120051

>>13119998
Househusband, no doubt.
>Waifu comes home, finds me napping on the couch with out two daughterus
>Wake up from my nap to find she's snaked her way into my arms and is taking her own nap
>Don't want to move and wake the three of them up
>When they wake up we go out to get dinner, then come home and watch a movie together

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:43:15 2015 No.13120063 >no futakuchi-onna on mge whats taking so long KC

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:45:23 2015 No.13120070 >>13119749 Yeah sure. World would be a better place if we can figure out how to get us to produce spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:48:04 2015 No.13120084 >>13120051 Anon you're just asking to be raped by the holst milkwoman. Don't you ever watch MGC porn?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:53:12 2015 No.13120097 >>13119749 Do i get to cuddle with a Ren?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:54:37 2015 No.13120104 >>13119853 I live out in the sticks, so my usual shoes are a pair of surplus combat boots. I imagine they'd be Hot-Topic scene teens rather than lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:59:46 2015 No.13120118 File: 281 KB, 913x1280, 1406906731246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'd except her letter, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:00:46 2015 No.13120121 >>13120118 Accept even, I really shouldn't do all nighters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:02:13 2015 No.13120124 >>13120118 >>13120121 I'd do the first one. Except it from the list of letters I'd accept. Poison addiction a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:02:24 2015 No.13120125 >>13120118 Sure? It's just accepting a letter, it's not like I'm accepting her feelings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:02:36 2015 No.13120126 >>13120118 Yes. Even if I couldn't understand her moonrunes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:02:54 2015 No.13120128 >>13120118 Absolutely

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:08:36 2015 No.13120132 >>13120118 I don't trust any girl who can coil me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:08:40 2015 No.13120133 >>13120084 >Implying my daughters don't bully the shit out of her until she stops coming around This is a gated community how does she keep getting in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:09:48 2015 No.13120135 File: 152 KB, 650x585, oomukade2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120132 she justs wants to cuddle you anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:12:28 2015 No.13120139 File: 680 KB, 620x877, 1424073509610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120132 >Not liking Wurms

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:12:40 2015 No.13120140 >>13120118 >>13120135 Is her cunny at the end of the tail?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:14:22 2015 No.13120143 >>13120140 Is behind the lewd seal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:15:25 2015 No.13120148 >>13120140 >tail thats her body, anon and no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:15:51 2015 No.13120149 >>13120139 >so skilled she reads upside-down for fun genius wurm a best

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:16:34 2015 No.13120150 >>13120139 Wurms are mean. They would steal candy from children if they could get away with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:21:21 2015 No.13120156 >>13120150 Well, wouldn't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:22:02 2015 No.13120159 >>13120156 Yes, but that doesn't mean I'm not mean, or that Wurms aren't mean, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:24:17 2015 No.13120162 >>13120150 Children are mean for not giving candy to wurms. Checkmate, atheists.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:25:16 2015 No.13120163 >>13120162 At this moment I am euphoric, not because I have some profound relationship to candy, but because I don't even like it in the first place. I prefect spice to sugar.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:33:29 2015 No.13120175

>Be wandering mercenary and expert with a sword
>Have over 300 confirmed successful contracts
>Have yet to lose a fight
>Just set up camp and hope for a peaceful sleep
>Halfway through the night the sound of arguing is heard
>Oh fuck, it's them, the reason you're always moving across the land
>Grab your stuff and start running as a 10 arguing Lizardmen come into the clearing
>They see you sprinting off and all yell "DARLING WAIT UP! IT'S ME YOUR BELOVED!"
A week later
>You managed to outrun the horde after you lost them in the woods
>Probably a few more days of piece before they find you again
>As you reach a bridge you stop
>A young Lizardman is standing there, sword drawn staring at you
>"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, FIGHT ME!"
>Honour demands you accept and you draw your blade
>2 minutes later she is on the ground in a heap
>While enthusiastic, she lacked the experience and skill of a veteran warrior
>Spent the fight dodging her attacks and smacking her ass with the flat of your sword
>As you sheath your weapon you notice she is breathing kinda funny
>And there's a familiar glint in her eye
>OH FUCK NOT AGAIN!
>As you sprint away she chases after you, shouting declarations of love
>And so the cycle continues

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:34:44 2015 No.13120179 File: 168 KB, 972x822, 1394104461347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Eww, you came all over my hand! >No, I'm not scared of it! >I'm licking it! I'm no chicken! Just you watch!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:39:20 2015 No.13120188 >>13120175 [X] bully

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:40:37 2015 No.13120191 >>13120179 You're not fooling anyone, Satan-chan! Vade retro, Satana! You're not moe!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:40:37 2015 No.13120192 >>13120188 ???

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:41:59 2015 No.13120196 >>13120192 bully the lizard girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:42:31 2015 No.13120199 File: 11 KB, 135x230, KoCS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120175 And then the King of Uncloaked Steel came to monmusu land. Although, he's already in a relationship with a shirohebi according to his backstory.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:43:02 2015 No.13120200 >>13120196 But if you stop more will come, then you will be mobbed by a scaly horde of lizardgirls you beat in the past

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:43:33 2015 No.13120201 >>13120175 >Anon can have 11 waifus >Runs away Alp as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:43:37 2015 No.13120202 >>13120175 Looks like it's time to declare a Highlander tournament.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:45:28 2015 No.13120211 >>13120201 Dude just wants to be the best warrior in the world, having waifus would decrease training time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:47:10 2015 No.13120217 >>13120211 >not training with your waifus alp as FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:47:53 2015 No.13120220 >>13120191 That's not Satan. Satan is blonde.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:48:05 2015 No.13120221 >>13120175 >this is how lizardman kingdoms are formed

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:48:55 2015 No.13120223 >>13120221 >Winter in Lizardman Kingdom

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:55:05 2015 No.13120237 >>13119842 Ah man, thinking about this made me remember all the car's I've had and lost thinking about them as mgs just added a whole new level of hurt to the mix.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:55:19 2015 No.13120238 How does a man become a muscle wizard? How does a man balance lifting and studying magic?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:58:23 2015 No.13120243 >>13120223 >All those lizardgirls snuggling up to you for warmth >Their usual calm and collected personalities replaced by nervous and clumsy ones

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:59:32 2015 No.13120245 >>13120237 >lost Carnapped Abducted?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:01:38 2015 No.13120249

Imagine this. Monster girls reach earth. In a few couple of decades and generations they completely blend in and breed. Because of a monster girls fucked up birth rates, the male to female ratio is 50:1. There are not enough men. Science is trying to fix birth rates and the government is doing everything it can to at least stabilize the birth rates. What happens in this world?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:03:47 2015 No.13120251

>>13120238
Depends on your path, really. Gohan did it by mixing life-threatening superman training with fevered study.
Jojo and Saitama likewise did superhuman amounts of training.
Weatherwax did it by already being a wizard while believing in a hale and hearty lifestyle.
You could also master enhancement magic and buff the hell out of yourself.

...or just embrace demonic energy and let your waifu PAHMP YOOUH AHP!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:04:27 2015 No.13120253 >>13120243 >the Undead immigrate en masse

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:05:33 2015 No.13120256 >>13120249 Clones. >>13120251 >Gohan >Saitama >JoJo None of those people were wizards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:06:39 2015 No.13120259 >>13120256 Cloning tech is not invented yet. If they can't control birth rates than how do they make clones?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:07:27 2015 No.13120260 >>13120253 >Tensions begin between the scaly girls and the undead >Other reptile species also show up

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:07:53 2015 No.13120261 >>13120259 >Cloning tech is not invented yet What? Dolly was made in 1996.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:08:38 2015 No.13120264 >>13120249 Sperm donation. Male's infinite insemination potential would fix the birth rates easily, though the whole family institute would be screwed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:08:53 2015 No.13120266 >>13120261 Human clone tech. Besides Dolly was unstable as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:08:55 2015 No.13120267 >>13120260 >Mass protests break out >"Huuuugs!" >"Waaarmth!" >"Pizzapies!" And thus the Wurms won once again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:09:56 2015 No.13120270 >>13120266 >magitek couldn't fix those problems Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:10:00 2015 No.13120271 >>13120256 >Clones Imagine your waifu being pregnant with "you". >>13120266 Mana will fix that shit up.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:10:38 2015 No.13120272
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>>13120256
>flight, time stopping, teleportation, sensing, beam attacks, nuclear punches
What part of that isn't muscle magic?
Do wizards have to be men in slippers and pointy hats that wave their dainty little hands around?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:11:18 2015 No.13120274 >>13120272 >Do wizards have to be men in slippers and pointy hats Yes. Ki =/= magic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:11:23 2015 No.13120275 >>13120264 I would imagine that all girls got posessive as fuck. Most people don't want to share their loved ones with other people, so competition is on the rise. So naturally girls would become yandere as fuck, protecting their loved ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:13:26 2015 No.13120280 >>13120274 http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Energy >MGE wizards cast using qi

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:14:06 2015 No.13120281 >>13120280 >MGE canon >mattering >at all I don't care.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:14:28 2015 No.13120282

>>13120243
>Rule a large area of land with your waifus
>Yourself as king, they decided among themselves to rotate being queen
>While one spends the day in the robes, on the throne, taking care of all the duties that come with being queen, the other 10 take care of all the other duties in the castle
>No service staff, their decision
>Other men can't be trusted to do a good enough job for their husband, and women are just sluts who want to get close to you of course
>The fact that they rotate like this isn't exactly shouted from the rooftops
>Coupled with the fact that there is only one bedroom in the entire castle, rumors quickly spread about Anon not actually having a queen, and just fucking the help and dressing them up for appearances
>They get really pouty about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:15:47 2015 No.13120285 >>13120267 >Wurms forget why they are there >Go to sleep >Block off both sides from one another, ending the violence

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:16:44 2015 No.13120286

>>13120249
Only the rich and powerful are allowed husbands. Men are required to donate sperm to tightly controlled facilities who dispense it on a very limited basis to others with a high preference for humans. Human women would be required to donate eggs to make new male embryos in numbers that would far surpass a natural birth rate.

But it would never get as far as 50:1 in the first place. All nations and monster ones included would act before that.

>Right of children passed down to the oldest in a family
>You are allowed to have other children but they do not have the right of children and can only hope they score a husband the old fashioned way

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:18:36 2015 No.13120290 >>13120286 Yes. But also, demonic corruption might turn human women into monsters.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:18:46 2015 No.13120291
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>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

>More Greyguard.
So, sorry for not updating in a bit. In return, this one is like... 7k which is nearly three times my usual update length. So there's that.

This time Theinn saves a bitch, fights a bitch, and fucks a bitch. Lewds with the not-vampire, who comes close to returning to a vampire vampire. But that's for later. Hope you dudes enjoy it! comments and criticisms and anything else is much appreciated.

>Update starts at line 1946

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:20:30 2015 No.13120293 >>13120291 >7k You're not getting any comments or criticism today. Except for this one: I'm jelly you're so prolific.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:20:52 2015 No.13120294 >>13120290 Demonic energy isn't that common in stories. It's one thing that gets tossed out from MGE a lot. And even if it was a problem, don't doubt the ability of an industrial world that's 80%+ religious to mass produce countermeasures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:23:04 2015 No.13120298 >>13120293 >Me >Prolific Hah. I haven't updated in like, over a week

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:23:58 2015 No.13120299 >>13120298 And yet, you've written more than me in my past, like, 7 updates.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:30:00 2015 No.13120305
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>>13120286
Everything about this concept makes me diamonds.
>Destined from birth to be sold off to some high class girl.
>One of my duties is to be regularly milked for the good of all mankind.
>Ultra-possessive waifu who laughs at all the unfortunates that weren't born first.
>Cherished and shown off at parties as shoulder candy.
> a single extremely pampered daughter because we don't want to bear the strain of old maids

...I want to be the stepford husbando.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:30:38 2015 No.13120308
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>>13120294
> Demonic energy isn't that common in stories. It's one thing that gets tossed out from MGE a lot.
It's 'cos it's not really... I dunno, necessary? Monsters either have out-and-out rape, or they're just so sexy in general that their charms eventually wear down the guy's resistance. You don't NEED and additional layer of magical mind-control fuckery to get monsters to where they want to go.
In fact when the original MGE translations came out years ago I thought DE might literally be a metaphor; a figurative expression the Order use for the slow creep of affection and lusty sin into a man's formerly god-fearing heart. But it turns out nips can't into subtelty

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:36:45 2015 No.13120316 >>13120305 >stepford husbando You mean a robot?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:40:03 2015 No.13120321

>>13120305
>Rare, highly coveted human male
>Sold to a rich and powerful monstergirl before you're even born
>You're treated like a trophy, kept clean and tidy and shown off to everyone
>Know you can get away with murder
>You could fuck any woman in the world and she wouldn't be able to say or do anything to stop you
>You never would though, you're completely faithful to her
>You did make a point of hiring the youngest and most attractive maids you could find though, because you think her occasional bouts of jealousy are cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:44:33 2015 No.13120335 File: 402 KB, 745x1792, 1405873492949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120291 I wish I was able to keep up a consistent story the same way you and Lanternon and Thunderbrother and Moose. I'll never write an epic saga.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:50:10 2015 No.13120347

>>13120245
Theft I could deal with.lemmie break it down for you,first car I lost was from a blown engine,I learned. every car after that got proper maintenance regardless of price,second car I lost in an accident,from then on I became hyper aware of everything around me,third I lost from a drunk driver in the middle of the night I woke up and found her crushed under a few other cars on the street. That week I moved to an apartment that had garages. All that I can deal with, the part that hurts me now is the one I sold. I had to move across country and had to sell just about everything. I had two cars at the time and she was the logical choice. I hated every second of it I even asked a stupid amount for her and refused to barter. She still sold. The real punch to the gut was the new owner wrecked her in 4 months.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:50:12 2015 No.13120348
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>>13120335
I never understood the attraction of monstergirl epic sagas, personally.
I'm not reading writefaggotry for a tour-de-force of adventure and worldbuilding. I'm reading it for cheap fap-fuel.
I mean, sure, well done to anyone with the tenacity to write one, but... as a reader, I just don't care.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:50:36 2015 No.13120349

>>13120321
Yandere as fuck I would think. Think about it. You're a male, super rare and one of the highest things to desire. If you have a super desireable thing, you would be worried about it being gone. She is worried about you being stolen by another woman. As such, she protects you a little too much and parades you around to signify that you are 'hers'. As a rich and powerful person there are people that seek to ruin her. You are essentially the anchor of her life. She was empty inside, never feeling true companionship in the midst of the political backstabbings and drama. Her first actual bond was with you. You, who came from a normal family and had never had to deal with double truths and mind games. You would accept her for who she was and not merely a position or a temporary ally. If she loses you she has nothing in her life. Thats why she loves you very very much. More than you could ever know...

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:50:42 2015 No.13120350

>>13120335
>consistent
I'm glad you think that, because some times it feels to me like it's a badly sewn together string of minor happenings.

I can only offer my own thoughts as a form of advice, so take it with a grain of salt, but try thinking of something with a grand plot first, something which can't be glossed over, and requires development. It can be cliched, I mean, mine is essentially, hero rescues princess from tower. And then just slap on the flesh and the crisscrossing veins after you've built your skeleton. Like, where is that tower? How does he find it? where is the information? how long will it take to get that information? what happens during finding the information, and going to where that information is?That sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:52:50 2015 No.13120358 >>13120348 Well as a writer I'm not satisfied with writing fap-fuel. And only partially because I'm not good at that kind of thing. >>13120350 Oh, the issue isn't the lack of ideas. It's staying with them to the end.

Senor Escritor-Maricon Sun Mar 1 08:52:59 2015 No.13120359

>Due to an incident involving a Wurm, a rollercoaster, and 3 metric tons of Snickers, you had fallen into a coma
>During that time, the doctor pronounced you legally dead, and was about to euthanize you when you woke up, spouting a hefty coat of hair on your face.
>The doctor then takes off your face warmer to reveal your clean-shaven face, and says that you'd been out for three days
>However, you were pronounced legally dead, and even God can't cut through that jungle of red tape
>On the bright side, you don't have to pay taxes
>Unfortunately, your school doesn't accept dead people for obvious reasons
>However, there is a private school out there catering specifically to dead people
>So there you stand at the bus stop, waiting for the bus to arrive
Continue? Y/N

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:54:01 2015 No.13120362 >>13120359 Yes Let's get a make your own wight kit AKA a Zombie

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:54:04 2015 No.13120363 >>13120359 >asking whether or not you should continue No. Try again tomorrow, without asking.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:57:03 2015 No.13120369

>>13120358
>It's staying with them to the end
Oh. Well, yeah. That shit is hard. I couldnt have done it without writing other stuff in between. I guess I return to it because I've already put so much time into it, and it was my first,so it feels kinda special.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:00:53 2015 No.13120380 >>13120369 >writing other stuff Yeah, I do that too. And then I don't stick with them, either. And then people get mad at me.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:01:41 2015 No.13120382

>>13120349
>Anon turns his waifu into the most powerful woman on the planet by blackmailing all of her business rivals
>Not normal blackmail, he waits for his waifu to be at work, then sets up the house to look like he's been kidnapped
>After that he simply marches into a competitor's office, sits down in front of her desk and makes demands
>If they refuse, he goes Fight Club and kicks his own ass
>If they accept, he goes home and cleans up the house, his waifu being none the wiser

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:02:52 2015 No.13120385

>>13120362
>You will never transfer to a new school to undergo anime romcom shenanigans
>With a Zombie as first girl, having a goal in mind to ascend to Wighthood so she can join the cool girls at their table
>And a Pharaoh with a princely air about her, who wears men's formal clothing
>And a dandere Mummy who is Zombie's best friend, and admire's the Pharaoh girl as someone to strive to become

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:03:23 2015 No.13120386
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>>13118865
I'm surprised no-one replied to this yet, but:
>Lands of death have now become Gold-Mine Tourist Destinations
Hopefully none of those were built atop sacred Amazon burial grounds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:05:13 2015 No.13120388 >>13120380 >And then I don't stick with them, either So why not just write shorter things that you don't have to stick with? And then jump back into the longer stuff.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:07:34 2015 No.13120392

>>13120382
Bruh. All her competitors have an equal amount of money and power. They would fuck up your waifu as much as she could fuck them up. Blackmailing would be pointless.
>"Blackmail? Don't be daft. I could leak all the information it takes to ruin your wife's company.
Who do you think you are?"

No what you do is you learn how to be gendo-tier in planning.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:08:29 2015 No.13120393

You walk in to give your monster girl daughteru her bed time kiss, only to find she is already asleep and is sucking on the end of her tail. If she does not have a tail or it is physically impossible for her tail to reach her face she is sucking her thumb.
What is the status of your heart?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:10:59 2015 No.13120397 >>13120388 I never get ideas like that though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:11:41 2015 No.13120400 >>13120393 I think every dragons could do it. Don't worry my little sweetscale i won't leave you fatherless.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:14:21 2015 No.13120405

>>13120392
But men are valued commodities. You can't just kidnap and torture one, it'd be like invading a country to take their oil fields.
Faced with being found, in their office, with an apparently kidnapped human man who sitting there looking like absolute hell and bleeding all over her floor, I imagine even Gordina Gekko would cave.
If I had to chop off a finger to ensure my waifu becomes empress of the world, I'd do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:15:48 2015 No.13120408 >>13120405 Yeah you're right. But still I would prefer being gendo, planning like a motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:17:02 2015 No.13120412 >>13119225 This joke is getting old fast, and so are its replies.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:17:22 2015 No.13120413

>>13120388

Not him but that's what I started doing. I still have stuff that fizzles out after 10k words but I only post one shots or updates to current stories.

Lord knows people would give me hell if they saw the legion of half starts that are probably never going to get finished that are sitting on my hard drive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:23:13 2015 No.13120421 >>13119579 >do you really need an AA Meeting tonight? Of course I do, I heard vord zat ze yankees vill paradrop on our soil tonight! Ve gotta get ze flak guns in order!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:26:15 2015 No.13120426 >>13120421 Polishing mein golem-chan's 88's

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:27:36 2015 No.13120429
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>>13120392 >>13120382
Call me bad words but I'd rather try to get my waifu out of that stuff, not help her succeed further.
She won't get all the money, period. Then why putting her whole life on this? Maybe not instantly, but after some time judging by the way things are going I'll probably try to convince her to pass supervising to managers and settle down somewhere nice.
Of course if I see she's deeply enjoying her life despite all the stress & risks, then I'll only wish her best luck. But the way >>13120349 described it she looks like she could use some idle time.
Yeah I'm not very aspiring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:29:00 2015 No.13120433 >>13120429 >And then having let her empire slip away to nothing, your daughter will never afford her own husband. 6/10, Normal End

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:29:42 2015 No.13120435 File: 351 KB, 1200x1708, KILL_GEPPU_COMPLETE_032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119698 This is fucking amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:34:20 2015 No.13120442 File: 95 KB, 344x520, Charybdis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a barnacle?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Mar 1 09:34:56 2015 No.13120443 File: 65 KB, 500x889, B_AhqOCVIAIos08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dare you use the glass? Dare you add something hot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:35:26 2015 No.13120445 >>13120442 Yes. The sea is spooky. She could keep me safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:35:34 2015 No.13120447 >>13120443 The fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:36:15 2015 No.13120448 >>13120442 >Crustacean I'd rather have cancer

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:36:21 2015 No.13120449 >>13120442 No, they are literally matango teir

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:36:28 2015 No.13120450 >>13120443 A hot liquid.

Senor Escritor-Maricon Sun Mar 1 09:38:12 2015 No.13120456

>>13120359
>>13120362
>According to the guidelines for this boarding school your parents signed you up for, the bus arrives at 9pm, which you thought was annoyingly strange
>But there you were, bags packed at your side, as you waved goodbye to your mom and dad from the bus stop
>It had been a very heartfelt farewell, your mother an emotional and tearful wreck, giving you a hug of death and lamenting over how she won't be able to see her little Anny-poo for such a long time
>You and your dad had a bit of a man-to-man hug and shared a few words about keeping Mom happy and for you to stay out of trouble
>Either way, as you watched your father hug your mother as she pecked at her tears with a tissue, you heard the roar of a bus coming down the street
>You turned and saw a black and purple bus cruising towards your stop, with the words 'R. L. Fucin-Nito Academy' sprawled across in blocky red letters
>The bus groans to a stop in front of you, and the bus doors creak open
>Turning back one more time to wave goodbye to your mother and father, you step up onto the bus
>Driving the bus was a gorgeous, young woman with an amazing hat, and when she saw you, she double-taked and looked at you with surprise
>"Boy! Begone from this vessel! It is most certainly not for you!"
"No, its for me."
>You show her your papers saying your a student at the academy
>She looks at the papers with a flat lip and upraised eyebrows
>"Well then... still! BEGONE BOY!" she tosses a cape over her shoulders, "FOR THIS IS THE PATH... TO DAMNATION!"
>She snaps her head to a cassette player on the dashboard, and with an annoyed look on her face, hits it a few times, then presses a button.
>"I said, THIS IS THE PATH... TO DAMNATION!"
>Out from the cassette plays very low sound quality horror music
>"Now, I beseech you to take a seat, but BEWAAARRE!" she waggles her fingers in a way that itself almost creates the ghostly 'Oooooooo' noise

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:38:24 2015 No.13120457 >>13120433 They'll be THAT expensive? Goddamit, so much for a hugbox utopia.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Mar 1 09:40:25 2015 No.13120460 File: 50 KB, 500x889, B_AiPlQUoAEOCLQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120447 A cup. >>13120450 Hidden image revealed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:42:58 2015 No.13120465 >>13120456 heh

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:45:19 2015 No.13120469

>>13120433
I'd like to think that this would make a good story. The wife is suffering so much under the pressure but yet works so hard that her daughter could be happy. The husband really hates how her waifu is stressing out and wants to protect her, but can't knowing that their daughter would never get a husband if they gave up. These conflicts of interests would pile up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:45:34 2015 No.13120470 >>13120456 It's just showmanship, Chuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:45:41 2015 No.13120471 File: 86 KB, 800x735, cereac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120460 I still remember that one onsen picture were Cereas titties were twice the size of her head.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:45:51 2015 No.13120472

>>13120457
1 man for every 50 women. Chew on that. And the super rich will have ten daughterus and buy a husband for each of them, tanking the low end of the pool.

Some of the local businesswomen who are just multimillionaires instead of ten+ millionaires like the tanuki who owns that pawnshop chain might be able to afford one if they get lucky.

But you know what the funniest part is? Human women raising natural human sons would finally get the ridiculous wealth they crave. Just think of what favors you could buy with 100% homegrown human boys, not the tube babies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:47:10 2015 No.13120478 >>13120472 >free range boys Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:50:36 2015 No.13120483 >>13120478 >Arranging childhood friend routes for billions of dollars >diving into moneybin intensifies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:52:20 2015 No.13120487 File: 82 KB, 1323x510, lilim planner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120472 It'd be a scenario similar to pic-related? I don't mind that one bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:54:02 2015 No.13120495 >>13120487 Man, fuck that lilim.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:55:13 2015 No.13120497 File: 1.31 MB, 1776x2600, mm29-25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120471 But... they are that big.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:58:24 2015 No.13120505 File: 485 KB, 600x649, Lilim bangs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120495 Damn straight I'd fuck that Lilim.

Senor Escritor-Maricon Sun Mar 1 09:58:57 2015 No.13120506

>>13120456
>You turn away from the strange lady and now realise why they called it a school for dead people
>Up and down the aisle, in every seat, was an undead monstergirl
>To be perfectly honest, you should have seen this coming
>After all, who else would go to a school for dead people?
>The entire bus, at one point a communal for undead chatter, was completely silent
>Every single one of them was staring at you
>"Who let the breather on our bus?!" you hear a voice call out
>Gulping, you begin your trek down the bus
>Every single monstergirl seemed to glare at you as you walked down the bus
>You stopped in front of the seat of a tall, pale, blonde, fairly normal looking girl wearing a bad-ass trenchcoat-dress thing
>When she looked at you, she scoffed, "How dare you think your plebian, peasant self can dare sit next to such a majestic and glorious being such as myself?! Don't make me laugh! This seat is taken for those of actual nobility!"
>Trudging along, you stop at the next empty seat, seating another normal looking girl
>With a frown, she pops off her head, making you leer back in surprise, and she puts her head on empty seat.
>You then reach another girl, with bluish-pale skin and an amazing rack pouring her attention into a book.
>Thinking the seat's available, you sit down next her
>Five seconds go by, and your feeling a bit better, when you suddenly feel yourself going weightless, and launched back into the aisle, to roaring laughter of the bus
>Looking back at her, you see her pointed index finger return to her book, and over the laughter you can hear her say, "Thou shouldst not sit in that seat. 'Tis taken by another."
>Dejected, you go all the way to the back of the bus
>There were two available seats
>One was next to a dark-skinned girl stuffing her face with as much food as possible
>The other was a transparent apparition staring off into space, looking high as a kite.
CHOOSE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:01:23 2015 No.13120513 >>13120505 No anon, lilim a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:01:34 2015 No.13120514 >>13120506 Go for the ghost she might have primo stuff man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:02:59 2015 No.13120515 File: 418 KB, 424x597, GhostMonochrome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120506 Ghost. They give great blowjobs APPARENTLY >captcha: symen

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:04:20 2015 No.13120518 File: 79 KB, 666x600, 1424323228860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120471 Horse titties are best titties. Simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:06:23 2015 No.13120520 File: 818 KB, 654x1000, 1396812560081.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120518 Cyclops titties are best nigguh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:08:16 2015 No.13120526 >>13120506 Ghosty, the ghoul might just devour you instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:09:15 2015 No.13120529 >>13120518 Poor Rachne. She doesn't look like she's happy at all.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Mar 1 10:10:54 2015 No.13120531 File: 183 KB, 747x1024, 48225688_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120520 Disgusting flat chest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:11:29 2015 No.13120534 >>13120529 >it's hot >my legs hurt >Tfw no darling to wrap up in my web and never let go

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:12:57 2015 No.13120539 File: 209 KB, 638x900, 38004310_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120531 Flat is justice. Naizuri a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:14:21 2015 No.13120542 File: 816 KB, 1037x904, 1391232470804.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120531 It's good to know you're on my side, Hound.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:15:28 2015 No.13120545 >>13120534 >and all these bitches trying to steal him away >and it smells like wet horse >and there's Suu in my vagina

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:15:50 2015 No.13120549 >>13120531 It's cool to be wrong sometimes hound ol buddy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:16:55 2015 No.13120552 >>13120531 Dear God Hound! How long has it been since she's been milked? I'm confiscating her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:17:11 2015 No.13120554 >>13120539 >Monoeye No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:18:35 2015 No.13120556 >>13120552 >Not keeping your Holst unmilked until she's in physical pain and begging for you to suck on her Do you even bully?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:19:47 2015 No.13120560 >>13120556 No. I don't bully. I wander the earth, offering healing and comfort. And massages. And occasionally gambling. And cutting down fools.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:20:35 2015 No.13120562 >>13120556 >not relieving her pain every night in her stable It's like you weren't raised on a farm anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:22:03 2015 No.13120565 >>13120562 >stable She's a cow, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:23:39 2015 No.13120569 >>13120556 >letting her tits fill up to the point of bursting >paizuri her with milk flying everywhere I bet a lot of M Holsts would buy videos of this.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Mar 1 10:26:57 2015 No.13120577 File: 153 KB, 585x820, B6Bz1JbCIAAkoxF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120539 Flat is tolerable and all when it's a child, but when it's an adult, curves are needed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:28:56 2015 No.13120583 File: 28 KB, 403x597, 30997ebe319d69f62159f7f9034ad069.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120577 But that's literally oppositetown, flat adults with big, impregnable hips are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:30:07 2015 No.13120587 >>13120583 Hips are also curves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:34:54 2015 No.13120601 >>13120506 delicious brown ghoul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:36:23 2015 No.13120603 >>13120587 With a 100% hips girl you can focus 100% on impregnation without being sidetracked by some useless lumps of fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:37:55 2015 No.13120606 File: 268 KB, 905x954, Dragons are mammals.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120603 >useless The baby needs her boobs, anon. She's going to need them for a long time if she takes up after her father.

Senor Escritor-Maricon Sun Mar 1 10:38:51 2015 No.13120610

>>13120506
>>13120514
>>13120515
>>13120526
>You stop in front of the ghost girl
"Mind if I sit here?"
>The ghost looks at you deliriously
>"Whaat? Oh suure man. Sit wherever you like" She puts her head back and continues staring off into space
>Glad that someone is nice enough to let you sit, you down next to her
"So, what's your name?"
>Turning her head, she looks at you the same as before, as if seeing her the first time
>"Whaat? Ohh, its Alora. Just call me Alora man" she says with a ditzy smile
>You stare at Alora with piqued curiosity
>She was transparent, you could see the window through her
>Everything about her was floaty
>Her hair was floating in an invisible breeze, her dress flowered despite no updraft, and she wasn't even touching the seat. Just hovering over it
>And she had a stunning pair of bright red eyes
>Though you were most curious about the transparentcy
>Running your hand through her, you part through her like a hot knife through butter to your amazement, causing her to laugh and giggle uncontrollably
>"Heh, stop it man. That tickles."
"Sorry. So Alora, where you from?"
>This caused her to stop chuckling like a maniac and look at you with the same loopy smile
>"What?"
"Where are you from?"
>"Oh, well I'm from that abandoned house over on Pine Street," she said with a far-out, dazed tone, "Its a really nice place. There are trees. And windows. And stuff. Its pretty awesome."
>As she talks, she begins to float towards the ceiling, "Though, I don't really remember who I was before I died, but I don't really care. I get to walk around and stuff. Its fun. And there's other stuff too," her head starts to phase out of the bus's roof, and you can't hear what she's saying.
>"GHOST CHILD!" you hear the crazy bus driver yell, "YOU ABOUT TO FLOAT OUT OF THE BUS! AGAIN!"
>She begins to float back down to her seat, chuckling a storm, "Heheheheheh. Sorry Ms. Dhampir Lady!"
>She looks at you again with a sort of dazed smile
>This is going to be a long bus ride

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:42:38 2015 No.13120616 >>13120610 Alora a cute.

Senor Escritor-Maricon Sun Mar 1 10:42:40 2015 No.13120617

>>13120610
Oh shit I forgot to add something
>You were starting to wonder if that brown-skinned girl was better than dealing with a loopy ghost who doesn't even notice the fact she's about to fall off a bus
Should you stay or should you go now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:43:10 2015 No.13120618 >>13120606 But anon, if Dragon's don't have claocas, you can't have seated hugging anal with one!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:44:05 2015 No.13120624 >>13120618 Why would they have cloacae when their anatomy clearly allows for two holes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:45:26 2015 No.13120625 >>13120617 might as well see if the brown girl can hold together a conversation. or both, outcast trio powers ACTIVATE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:45:47 2015 No.13120628 >>13120624 ...So they can have seated hugging anal? Besides, plenty of animals with legs have cloacae.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:46:24 2015 No.13120631 File: 512 KB, 1800x2400, 1395965811832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you correct Moth-chan on her identity as a butterfly as opposed to a moth, despite her blushing and insisting she is a moth?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:47:06 2015 No.13120632 >>13120631 No. She knows what she is. A MetalHead Moth, leadsinger of MetalMorphosis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:47:33 2015 No.13120633 >>13120617 I like the ghost. Stick with floaty

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:47:41 2015 No.13120635 >>13120617 Let's try our other option before settling on the ghost.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:49:35 2015 No.13120639 >>13120617 >>13120616 I stick by this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 10:58:43 2015 No.13120664 >>13119013 4/5 I'm not sure if the wight thing is mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:01:44 2015 No.13120673 >>13120610 druggie ghost could get real old real fast plus given that we're getting ostracized already, we might as well collect any friends we can get.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:07:04 2015 No.13120686 >>13119193 I never noticed it before but she looks super drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:12:04 2015 No.13120696 >>13120686 Drunk on love you mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:12:54 2015 No.13120698 >>13119225 >an alp Get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:13:26 2015 No.13120700 >>13120698 You got a problem with Alps?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Mar 1 11:16:14 2015 No.13120705 File: 158 KB, 479x1127, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120583 But... Both.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:18:29 2015 No.13120708 Where does TF post translated chapters, I don't think I've read EMG since everyone was trying to figure out who sent darling the death threat

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:21:09 2015 No.13120715 >>13120700 Dare you step into my cuddle dungeon alp? I have such sights to show you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:21:39 2015 No.13120716 >>13119998 Equal relationships best relationships.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:21:49 2015 No.13120717 >>13120715 Please be gentle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:22:53 2015 No.13120718 >>13119280 >>13119314 Fucking capped.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:23:48 2015 No.13120721 I need names for three Goblins and a Hobgoblin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:26:22 2015 No.13120726 >>13120717 The only gentle you'd get is slow missionary with the the lights on. Just don't open the fridge. If you do then I am not responsible for what happens next

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:27:00 2015 No.13120727 >>13120721 Skrugga Lophi Wrenli and Yubyub

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:27:13 2015 No.13120728 >>13120726 >fridge Oh no. There's eggs in there, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:27:23 2015 No.13120729 >>13120721 Stacey, Lacey, Gracie, and Lucy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:27:41 2015 No.13120730 Do you think if a Dragon daughteru sucks her thumb/tail long enough it becomes red hot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:27:49 2015 No.13120731 >>13120625 I'm with this guy; unite with other outcasts and become stronger in friendship and love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:28:14 2015 No.13120734 >>13120729 Ding-ding-ding. >>13120727 Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:29:45 2015 No.13120740 >>13120734 >going with english names for goblins >that all happen to rhyme

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:30:08 2015 No.13120742 >>13119425 >a dozen Cheshire ssters This man will either be a gibbering pile by ten, or the most badass motherfucker outside of Gasmask.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:30:12 2015 No.13120743 >>13120730 Why would it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:30:40 2015 No.13120744 >>13120729 Only if Lacey has a lingerie fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:31:31 2015 No.13120745 >>13120740 Is there a problem?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:32:49 2015 No.13120749

>>13120728
No, well yes, but I have much darker items than eggs.

Like Hathor milk, holstaur milk, a couple bottles of Sabbath extra strength fertility pills, twenty CC Cakes, Twenty packages of loli cookies, Two vials of Girtablilu venom, and two doses of doppelganger potion

Don't open the fridge alp.

Don't open it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:33:56 2015 No.13120753 >>13120749 I'm sorry Master. I was just looking for a beer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:35:11 2015 No.13120756 >>13120743 Fire Breath

Senor Escritor-Maricon Sun Mar 1 11:35:39 2015 No.13120757

>>13120610
>You found the ghost girl to rather charming, but equally so you'd like someone to have a conversation with
>Plus you don't think she'd mind or notice you talking to the brown-skinned girl
>Crossing over the hump, you plop next to the ghoul girl
>You don't think she even noticed you, as she was continuously stuffing her face with whatever food she could grab.
>Right now she was digging into a box of Chinese takeout like a jackhammer
>The way she used her tongue and those chopsticks to eat that quickly was scarily phenomenal
"Hey."
>She promptly ignored you and continued eating, slurping up some noodles
"Hey!" you shook her shoulder
>With a slurp, she stopped eating and turned towards you, gnawing on a chopstick.
>"What?" she asked, as if just realizing your presence
"I just wanted to say hello."
>"Oh. Well hello there!" she said rather friendly, shaking your hand, "The name's Sally! What's yours?"
"Anon."
>"Anon, huh?" she says, her instictive gnawing on her chopstick grows more extensive, her tongue starting to wrap around it, "Gee, you breathers sure come up with a lot of weird names these days!"
>"So, Anon, what are you doing going to Fucin-Nito Academy? Its a dead-school."
"I got declared legally dead at a hospital, but I woke up afterwards. Now no school will let me in because the government says I'm dead."
>Upon hearing this, Sally gave a howling laugh.
>"Oh man, you lifers sure are funny. Tell you what! I like you! If any bitch gives you trouble, let me know and I'll sock 'em for ya!" Upon saying this, she accidentally snaps her chopstick in half.
>"Shit," she says, eyeing her unfinished box of Chinese with a mournful longing.
>"Oh wait! I got it!" she then angles the box into her mouth and start shoveling the food into her gullet with her remaining chopstick.
>Within five minutes its empty, which she tosses onto a massive pile of food containers ranging from donut boxes to a steakhouse to-go box, and gives a satisfying burp

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:36:03 2015 No.13120759 >>13120756 But she doesn't breathe fire with every exhale, you know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:37:35 2015 No.13120767 >>13119579 >>13119590 No paws is better than disgusting tumor paws.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:38:19 2015 No.13120769 >>13120753 Today is the day I see how much dairy an alp can drink and if they can stretch as much as fairies. Also, enjoy the pregnancy, I hear quattrodecaplets are all the rage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:38:55 2015 No.13120771 >>13119590 I don't care how late I am. GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:39:09 2015 No.13120773 >>13120769 Then marry Alp maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:40:46 2015 No.13120776 >>13120773 Of course. A man must always take responsibility. Besides, the bullying potential is endless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:41:27 2015 No.13120777 >>13119998 I'm fine with raising the daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:50:21 2015 No.13120799 >>13119998 Second one, I'd love raising all the adorable daughterus we'd have. Although I don't know if I could resist giving sweets to my sweets. And cuddling, those little bushy tailed girls are getting all the head pats and hugs they can handle.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:55:04 2015 No.13120807

>>13119264
>Of course, there were some fairly intense moments where Amanda rode you like a bucking bull
>Her personality certainly gets a little more aggressive during the act, but that's not really unusual for a Manticore
>Completely ignoring her studies and yours, the weekend is a hedonistic dream of lazing about, gaming, sex, and eating some wonderful food prepared by Samantha
>She's still trying to get at you, but it seems more to annoy Amanda than anything
>You hope
>But, sadly, the time comes for you to return home far too soon
>The emotional Manticore doesn't cry when you leave this time, instead giving you another massive hug at the terminal and tells you that she'll see you soon
>Life continues as it was before, though being with her for that short time made everything feel 'right' with the world again
>Who knew dumb, young love could last so long?
>Summer rolls along, complete with plans for living together
>Both of you settled on a university together that while not exactly what either of you wanted to start with, you'll make it work out
>Though to live in an apartment near the campus you'll both need to work to help pay for everything
>Finally the day comes and you two meet up before heading to your new home together
>Things settle in pretty quickly after moving in, but the furnishings are a sad cry from your home or Amanda's
>College Lyfe
>Develop a taste for tuna and ramen
>Cramped living spaces and a tiny bathroom
>Neither of you minded too much, because hey, you were finally together
>The first semester was pretty easy, just some intro classes that everyone has to take
>Second semester is pretty much the same, taking the same general eds so you can be in the same classes
>Develop a reputation for being 'that couple that's always together'
>Soon, unfortunately conflicting class schedules and work means there are days where you only see Amanda for an hour or two
>Ramping workloads are taking their toll

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:56:56 2015 No.13120813 >>13120757 > ghoul-girl's oral fixation can devolve from elite fellatrix to rampant fattie gluttony Well thanks a fucking lot, now I like ghouls substantially less than I did before I read this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 11:58:56 2015 No.13120821 >>13120813 She wouldn't put on weight. Besides if you gave her some sausage she'd eat less.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:00:24 2015 No.13120825 >>13120821 Don't you mean she wouldn't put on wight?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:00:49 2015 No.13120827 >>13120813 >Undead creature >Gaining weight But then again >Undead creature >Breeding >Aging >Going to school This is why I never use undead in school settings as students. Just can't swallow that bit of KC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:01:42 2015 No.13120830 >>13120827 True. No one would want to date a hamplanet wight or lich.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:01:48 2015 No.13120831 >>13120825 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:02:43 2015 No.13120833 >>13120827 >Breeding MAMONOMANA

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:03:08 2015 No.13120835 >>13120813 >any monstergirl >fatty

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:03:33 2015 No.13120837 >>13120700 I do. They're garbage.

Senor Escritor-Maricon Sun Mar 1 12:04:35 2015 No.13120838

>>13120757
>She then reaches into her bag and pulls out a family-sized pack of Oreos, and begins to shovel them in as well.
>A wee bit peckish, you try to sneak one, to which she yanks the pack away and gives you a look that would scare Satan.
>"Do NOT touch my food!" she roars with the power of a thousand suns, "Got it?!"
>You hastily nod your head, fearing your life
>She then perks up back into her friendly normal self, "Good!" and goes back to devouring the population of Oreoland
>During the remaining hour-and-a-half drive to the school, you fluctuate conversations between both Alora and Sally, and you start to consider them as sort of friends.
>Then you arrive at the school
>R. L. Fucin-Nito Academy, the best (and only) school for undead children in the United States
>It was very gloomy, for obvious reasons, and it reminded you more of an evil castle than a school. The walls were a dark black brick, there were towers juttering the redish, cloudy sky, flocked by crows, and even the plants, the grass, and trees were all shriveled, dead and dying.
>All the students on the bus, apart from you, crowded the side windows to look at the school.
>"Wowww," you heard a zombie proclaim, "Its so beautiful."
>"Yeah, look at that!" you heard a ghost say, "I can see a crow pecking at the carrion of a litter of rabbits."
>"Awwwwww," they all exclaimed with the same degree as if they'd seen a cute picture of puppies.
>Eventually the bus stopped out front of the front doors of the school, where you could see a variety of older-looking monsters standing on the steps.
>All the students stepped off the bus and formed 3 rowed lines facing the older monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:05:06 2015 No.13120840 >>13120837 You're garbage.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:05:44 2015 No.13120841

>>13120830
>She was a hamplanet from the time of an empire where that was considered sexy
>Standards of beauty have left her far behind
>Cries to sleep that buff men will never fight over her chubby sausage fingers again
>Eventually scrapes up enough knowledge and magic to cast a glamor
>Cue antics of MG Shallow Hal

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:08:30 2015 No.13120847

>>13120835
Gonna be devils advocate here but the setting does say that MGs will change their body to their husbands liking.

Meaning that there is one guy out there who likes fat chicks and any MG he gets, well. You know.

That poor girl he gets though, even worse if she's a familiar or baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:11:25 2015 No.13120855 >>13120841 If the face is good then I'd probably hit that. I'd also hit a mountain of muscle Oni. Body largely doesn't matter to me if the face is nice. I have shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:14:40 2015 No.13120862 >>13120847 Because of their husbands' taste maybe, but they can't be fat per se.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:15:46 2015 No.13120863 >>13118779 >>13118926 >Actually liking an idea I had I... what?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:16:34 2015 No.13120865

>>13120821
>>13120827
>>13120835
Eh, it's not so much that a bit of meat on the bones disgusts me. It's more that watching someone shovel down food in a gluttonous manner disgusts me.
I can't even enjoy sloppy blowjobs, it's just straight boner-killer to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:17:51 2015 No.13120867 Here's a little more of my SoM P'Orc stuff. Some Goblins bully Nana the Poet and give her a new nickname. http://pastebin.com/fNMKDYvA

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:17:52 2015 No.13120868 >>13120139 >wanting to be crushed by a retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:18:04 2015 No.13120869 >>13120865 Understandable

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:18:30 2015 No.13120870

>>13120862
I don't know about that, their bodies change to match their husbands tastes so presuming enough time and a husband who likes them hefty then they could get that big.

Ultimately though this is pointless because in a world that has magic that lets them use glamours and illusions, there's probably a spell for that.

Although I've no doubt that KCs response to this question would be maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:19:04 2015 No.13120871 File: 392 KB, 680x736, tumblr_n8ohurVTUw1qivu22o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120863 It's simple, Onee-sans are love, no matter what monstergirl they are..

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:20:55 2015 No.13120874

>>13120807
>You find yourself snapping at each other and there's been more than one night where someone slept on the couch
>During a chat with your dad one day he mentions that everyone fights and argues, but what matters is that you remember you love each, forgive, and move on
>To help with the forgiveness he slips you a bit of money and tells you to not tell your mother
>Do something nice for Amanda
>You've got an idea already, something cheesy and stupid - just the way she likes it.
>And the way you've come to like it.
>Trying to find a day she doesn't have work and a late class is difficult, and you have to wait longer than you'd have liked
>But finally the stars align - even if it means having to ditch your own classes for the day and calling in sick for work
>While she's out you do all the setup
>It'll be perfect
>Once done, you wait outside the door to your apartment to greet Amanda
>Of course she gives you the eye, trying to figure out what's going on
>especially from your rather suspicious acting
>Tell her it's a surprise and give her a wrap to cover her eyes then lead her in and help her get comfy. Remove her day clothes and get her into some comfy, fuzzy pajamas
>Doorbell rings, answer it while she's still blindfolded, make sure not to let her take it off
>Return, and though you tried you can see her nose wiggling and she's 'looking' right at you
>Shit
>You parade her to the best spot and drop the blindfold
>She blinks, staring at the Cuddle Cave Mk. III
>Setup for an optimal gaming experience
>Complete with a large, greasy pizza and a bunch of soda, and some new vidya
>She wants to protest, but she knows you wouldn't touch your limited funds for this
>Instead just gives you a stupid smile with her paws on her hips
>How long has it been since you two had a night like this? Far too long
>For one night, at least, you're both 14 again
>And sets a foundation for being 14 every now and then throughout the years
>Even when you get married and have a daughter

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:22:24 2015 No.13120878 >>13120865 >sloppy blowjobs >where the girl looks likes she's trying hard not to gag >slobbering like a dog >crying and nose running from the tears >and that horrible sound they make I agree, fucking nasty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:24:31 2015 No.13120882 >>13120871 >TFW no deer girl Oneesan shorts >TFW no Drunken Tanuki oneesan shorts >TFW no Werebat sleep rape oneesan shorts

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:24:32 2015 No.13120883 File: 361 KB, 2000x2000, Manticore v. Pringles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120874 >Cuddle Cave Mk. III I wonder if future versions of the Cuddle Name will follow a Gundam-esque nomenclature.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:25:02 2015 No.13120884 >>13120871 >yfw Onee-sans actually don't see their siblings as sex partners and find boyfriends of their own that aren't their relatives

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:26:18 2015 No.13120886 >>13120883 Right now it's following GM conventions. >Mk III replaced by the Snuggle Den

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:26:54 2015 No.13120891 File: 415 KB, 768x600, Werebat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120882 >TFW no Werebat sleep rape oneesan shorts We need more Werebat, Onee-san, and sleep-rape stories in general.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:27:08 2015 No.13120892

>>13120118
No, I'd swat it out of her hand, grab her by the antennae make her lie down, as I tease her about how many night she spent working on the thing, how she envisioned it would go, like those dumbass romance novels written by lonely sea bishops. I'd make her tell me about all th eholodays and parties she was too cowardly to spend with me, all the times she masturbated to me, how many times she thought of getting pregnant with my children, and when she can't stand it anymore, I'd grab her face in my hands fuck her right in the pussy as I tell the slut to get pregnant and become mine already

Dark Love is best.

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Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:27:35 2015 No.13120895

>>13120878
>big fat monmusu tits hanging like a pair of pendulums and slapping into each other and the couch as she deepthroats you
>endless array of wet, disgusting slurping sounds
>her gigantic ass and thighs splayed in front of you like a big heart symbol
Utterly abominable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:28:24 2015 No.13120896 >>13120884 That's disgusting Your disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:30:18 2015 No.13120900 >>13120886 Snuggle Den is an upgraded, roomier version designed to hold up to three daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:31:06 2015 No.13120902 >>13120840 I'm not an alp, your comeback is pointless. >inb4 I'll make you one. I hope your affairs are in order.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:31:58 2015 No.13120906 >>13120902 No, I'm you sir, are garbage, for thinking that Alps are. They're not. Don't let one shitty Alp ruin your image of the rest of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:33:04 2015 No.13120909 >>13120906 >I'm you I'm saying you*

Senor Escritor-Maricon Sun Mar 1 12:34:03 2015 No.13120912

>>13120838
>The one who stepped up first was a white-haired lilim. You found yourself unintentionally drooling because SEXY MANAMO MANA
>"Students, welcome to R. L. Fucin-Nito Academy. I am the headmistress, Dr. Feelgood. Behind me are a few of the teachers you will have:"
>She gestures to the pharoah behind her, "Dr. Sandy Vajima will be your history teacher"
>She gestures to the Lich behind her, "Professor Shelly Franketheus will be your biology teacher"
>She gestures to the Vampire behind her, "Dr. Mary Nosfuckatu will be your Civics & Economics teacher,"
>She finally gestures to the Wight behind her, "and Professor Waltrina White will be your Sexual Education teacher."
>Dr. White then winks at you, making you rather nervous for Sex Ed.
>"There are a few of the great teachers you will have at this school. Now, I understand that not all of our teachers are undead, but I expect those teachers to be treated with the same respect as any other teacher."
>Upon hearing this, Dr. Vajima's face soured.
>Pointing to the bulletin board at the top of the steps, the lilim continued, "On the bulletin board behind is the list of which dormitory you will be staying at for the remainder of your stay here at R. L. Fucin-Nito Academy. Go there immediately, you will find your schedule on the door. If you cannot find your schedule, please go to the front office. Dismissed."
>You all clambered to the top of the steps, eager to find everyone's dorm.
>Room 2-14C
>Dragging your stuff along, you finally arrive at your room.
>"Heeeyyy, maaaaannn," you see Alora floating aimlessly above, same far-out attitude as before, "You live with us? Sweeeeet."
>A slap on the back startles you until its revealed its Sally, partially munching on a bag of popcorn, "Hey Anon! So you're in the same dorm room as us too! Nice!"
>The dorm room houses six: You, Alora, Sally, the Vampire from the bus, the Lich from the bus, and the Dullahan from the bus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:36:54 2015 No.13120918 >>13120865 >>13120878 FOUND THE FAGGOTS!

Senor Escritor-Maricon Sun Mar 1 12:39:25 2015 No.13120919

>>13120912
>The Vampire bunked with the Dullahan, and the Lich was just standing around.
>"Hey, uh, Lichy, you gonna pick a bunk?" Sally asked.
>"I have no preference o'er where I lay mine head. Anywhere is meet, so I shall lay where there is no where left," the Lich replied, not once looking up from her book.
>So essentially you had to pick a bunk.
>"Heyyy, maann, bunk heeerree," Alora said, trying to pat her bunk but her arm phased through.
>"Nah, Anon! Bunk here man!" Sally said, her legs hanging off the side of the top bunk as she slapped the mattress.
Pick one Anon. Who shall you bunk with?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:40:50 2015 No.13120923 >>13120906 >waifu setting >add alps >actual faggots show up saying all MGs are alps >out come the and the Yaoi/MBfags ALPS. A. SHIT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:40:51 2015 No.13120924 >>13120919 Ghosts are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:41:47 2015 No.13120926 >>13120923 >all MGs are alps What? Who said that? Are you sure you've been taking your meds?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:46:19 2015 No.13120932 >>13120919 Ghoul

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:48:27 2015 No.13120937 >>13120919 I choose Alora.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:48:34 2015 No.13120938 >>13120919 Alora doesn't take up much space, and Sally probably eats in bed. I'm going to have to vote ghost on this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:50:15 2015 No.13120941 Sleep within the lich.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:52:11 2015 No.13120950 >>13120941 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:53:38 2015 No.13120955 File: 107 KB, 393x559, 1402973522447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Manticores so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:54:32 2015 No.13120958 >>13120955 Because fat tail pussies.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:55:11 2015 No.13120963

>>13120926
Few threads back, some faggot showed up pushing the idea that alps could be anything. One thread later, he posts machine translations that "support" this. Thanks to that faggot we had some epic shitstorm and he brought in some gayfags with him, al because of his desire for "not women" Thankfully that was cleared up. Still, alp a shit and should be consigned to oblivion like the other unmentionables.

Like akaname I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:55:55 2015 No.13120966 >>13120955 Some are good, others are garbage. I'd rather fuck a Cheshire if I had to pick between the two.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:56:11 2015 No.13120967 >>13120941 What. How?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:56:40 2015 No.13120972 >>13120963 >one asshole trolls the thread >therefore Alps are shit Hmm, I'm gonna go with "fuck you".

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:00:25 2015 No.13120984 >>13120967 Nanomachines son

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:12:09 2015 No.13121024 File: 892 KB, 1000x1500, polt1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] art by less

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:12:09 2015 No.13121025 File: 440 KB, 800x1200, 1422629524289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120966 What about best Manticore of all time?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:13:05 2015 No.13121027 >>13121024 I'd ask her to file my papers, if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:13:41 2015 No.13121029 >>13120972 No, fuck you, >>13120715 >>13120717 >>13120726 >>13120728 and the stupid gay RP shit alps bring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:13:48 2015 No.13121030 >>13121025 >holding the cuckercore to any high standard Fuck off Bob shill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:14:01 2015 No.13121031 >>13121025 Design is fine, character and story she came from is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:14:53 2015 No.13121037 File: 406 KB, 900x929, 1414848153556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121030 Well, she gets more attention than the ones I like/made. But that's fine. Design was good, though. >Not liking soft women

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:17:49 2015 No.13121049 >>13121030 I really shouldn't be surprised, but no one knows how to use /pol/-speak. >>13121031 I thought she was nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:19:55 2015 No.13121056 >>13121025 Fuck off.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:19:57 2015 No.13121057
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>>13121049
>but no one knows how to use /pol/-speak
I call her the cuckercore because actual cuckolding occurred in the story, which is how we got Bobby-boys OC donutsteel Cheticore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:23:13 2015 No.13121068 >>13121057 Okay, what is the deal with this chick? No, I ain't googling shit. So she's called chaika, the corpse princess, and there's more than one of her. Okay, what does she do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:24:02 2015 No.13121072 >>13121068 She's a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:25:04 2015 No.13121073 >>13121068 She's Google it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:25:08 2015 No.13121075 File: 832 KB, 1280x1208, front page material.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121068 She's on the front page!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:28:01 2015 No.13121081 >>13121057 purplecore a cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:29:45 2015 No.13121084 >>13121081 She's also the result of cuckolding, and is also a turboslut since her parents are fuck-ups.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:31:19 2015 No.13121091 >>13121084 you seem really worked up over that it was a threesome love-love ending all MGs are sluts, if you consider how many stories and such float around here about what an easy lay they are

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:31:19 2015 No.13121092 >>13121084 This. I said it last thread and I'll say it again, it's what happens when you raise a daughteru and she's a sheep. I want every Anon here to know that they shouldn't be raising no sheep.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:34:12 2015 No.13121099 File: 4 KB, 125x125, 1420044456082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121091 >it was a threesome love-love ending >all MGs are sluts This is what Bob shills actually believe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:35:45 2015 No.13121102 >>13121091 >it was a threesome love-love ending >all MGs are sluts Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:36:12 2015 No.13121104 >>13121099 >adachi >believing in pure maidens

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:36:18 2015 No.13121105 >>13121091 >you seem really worked up over that >it was a threesome love-love ending BIDF PLS GO

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:37:49 2015 No.13121112 >>13121099 Hey, I like the idea of slutty MGs and despise bob altogether, don't lump us in with those guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:41:48 2015 No.13121122 File: 143 KB, 700x1013, 1310650772984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121112 I like the idea of slutty MGs and am ambivalent about Bob. There's all sorts of folk kicking about in here!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:44:13 2015 No.13121131 Hey /mgg/ I have a fetish for stripe patterns, is there any cute stripe patterned monster girl that could fulfill my needs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:46:36 2015 No.13121141 File: 423 KB, 827x1240, SMTSJ Asherah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121131

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:47:15 2015 No.13121146 >>13121131 Cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:48:17 2015 No.13121150 File: 369 KB, 585x800, jinko and daughter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121131 Jinkos

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:49:22 2015 No.13121152 File: 311 KB, 721x711, 1403243491298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121131 Think you can climb up a tree and get to her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:49:38 2015 No.13121153 File: 1.22 MB, 2480x3507, 1388130302705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121131

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:50:24 2015 No.13121155 >>13121150 >>13121152 Are you guys the so called "tiger shills"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:51:27 2015 No.13121160 >>13121152 walks about with her boobs out >yet wears shoes >climbs trees in said shoes Hmmm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:52:03 2015 No.13121163 >>13121155 >shill shill implies I'm making money or having some kind of personal gain from saying that jinkos are olev. I just really love jinkos. there's also been two Cheshire responses, are they also shills?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:52:12 2015 No.13121164 >>13121160 There's sharp rocks and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:52:25 2015 No.13121166 >>13121155 >Being a shill for your waifu's species >Not being a slut instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:52:55 2015 No.13121169 File: 68 KB, 561x424, 1419271415639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Cheshires so purrfect?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:53:51 2015 No.13121171 File: 522 KB, 800x1163, 1409669245274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121163 >>13121166 >not getting the joke So you people forgot, huh.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:54:07 2015 No.13121174

>>13120919
What if you slept with both since Alora is a ghost she wouldn't have to take up much room in- I FUCKING HAVE IT
>make one big bed out of the three beds and all of you sleep together
And if they say anything say it's because you lived in a house full of girls.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:54:48 2015 No.13121178

>>13121155
>trying to bed the mouse from the beginning
>faggots show up turning rape into romance
>decide to stay faithful to the mouse
>fuck the mouse!
>no, more romance
>jinko sister shows interest in her sibling
>LET'S CHEAT!
>no, let's stay faithful
>cheat anyway with fucking cat childhood friend

I hate you bastards so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:55:16 2015 No.13121183 >>13121169 Because teleporting pranksters are olev. Kuudere Cheshire would be even better

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:56:08 2015 No.13121185 >>13121171 >forgot more like didn't care about a CYOA anyway. besides, the word shill gets thrown around a lot here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:56:59 2015 No.13121191 >>13121178 Ah the Gabby CYOA, good times. Until some asshat with a hate boner for CYOAs came in and ruined everything. EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:57:01 2015 No.13121192 >>13121185 But the phrase "tiger shill" doesn't, except in relation to that one time. To my knowledge anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:58:32 2015 No.13121199 File: 440 KB, 700x875, 86F8C1500F41F98E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121131 The best I can do for ya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 13:59:13 2015 No.13121200 >>13121099 MGs are sluts. Just look at this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:00:19 2015 No.13121204 File: 215 KB, 839x987, 1421560792471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121200 Well what if I'm a slut for Monster Girls? My waifu in particular.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:00:55 2015 No.13121207

>>13121152
>>13121150
They're cuties but I meant more than just tail/clothing, >>13121141 would be great if they were different colours. I don't know what it is about stripes but they're just so pleasing to my eyes, I remember when I was a kid I had my room painted with a teal/yellow stripe pattern it was great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:02:37 2015 No.13121213 >>13121204 Two sluts together means you're going to have lots of sloppy, wet, messy fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:05:15 2015 No.13121219 >>13121191 >13121204 Did the one with the fire mouse, jinko and ryu get and end?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:06:20 2015 No.13121225 >>13121219 No. That's the one we're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:07:09 2015 No.13121228 >>13121199 Slimegirls in clothing pleases me every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:10:13 2015 No.13121237 >>13121225 I know, but I thought Nyanon managed something in spite of the shitstorm. I guess not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:11:15 2015 No.13121241 >>13121228 I hold a similar appreciation, my slime girl loving friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:14:01 2015 No.13121248 File: 247 KB, 693x1422, 1407941251446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121228 >>13121241 What's best on a Slime though? Suu's fashion sense leaves something to be desired.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:15:03 2015 No.13121253 >>13121237 Nope. Fucker wrote rushed the ending away and dropped the whole thing after numerous people said to just end it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:17:17 2015 No.13121261 >>13121253 Now now, it wasn't his fault. Anons just want too much sometimes and despite all the purity posting are themselves a bunch of sluts. These hoes ain't loyal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:18:24 2015 No.13121263 >>13121261 I'm not a slut you faggot. That's a word used for girls, the term you're looking for is "manwhore"

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:19:27 2015 No.13121266
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>>13121253
Don't bully the cheesenugget. Rather, consider the following:
Due to the efficiency of the avian respiratory system, a Harpy will never gasp for breath after a sex marathon with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:20:05 2015 No.13121268 >>13121263 No anon, you're a slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:20:55 2015 No.13121269 >>13121248 Suu's clothing are very practical. They're kind of cute but are made for functionality. Personally I'd love to see what she would look like in office lady's clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:21:22 2015 No.13121271 >>13121263 Mawhore are for me who sell themselves, the word you're looking for is stud. And anons are a bunch of sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:21:46 2015 No.13121272 File: 71 KB, 571x800, Harpy Satori that became an Emi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121266 A Harpy is also very light, meaning she's easy to carry and preform certain sexual positions with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:22:26 2015 No.13121275 >>13121268 >>13121271 Well I certainly am not a slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:22:29 2015 No.13121276 >>13121271 Stud is a male of the species used expressly for the purpose of breeding So no, anons are not studs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:22:56 2015 No.13121277 >>13121272 >an Emi She takes it up the wazoo, eh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:24:35 2015 No.13121283 >>13121277 Oh yeah. So long as you don't have Hound's mammoth phallus

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:24:48 2015 No.13121285 File: 2.28 MB, 2480x3508, 20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Chocolate so wonderful?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:25:14 2015 No.13121289 >>13121283 I don't. But I did have great success with almost every girl I was paired up with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:25:35 2015 No.13121290 >>13121275 Oh yeah? Who's your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:25:59 2015 No.13121292 >>13121269 She would look wet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:26:04 2015 No.13121293 File: 667 KB, 731x1061, Chocohebi 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121285 Because it's delicious and good for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:26:52 2015 No.13121295 >>13121285 Dragons are love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:26:56 2015 No.13121296 >>13121292 >wet office lady Would hit on at the watercooler/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:26:56 2015 No.13121297 >>13121285 Because it triggers chemicals in the brain that feel so good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:27:18 2015 No.13121298 >>13121276 >used exclusively for breeding Um, dude... What are they then?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:27:26 2015 No.13121299 >>13121290 Threeway tie between Mantis, Kunoichi, and Cheshire. I don't know who to choose though, but I'd be fun with any of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:27:52 2015 No.13121300 >>13121292 Just how I like her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:27:57 2015 No.13121301 File: 87 KB, 528x600, 1424269417111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121295 HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:29:05 2015 No.13121305 File: 225 KB, 800x1280, Dothedamndishesalready.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121301 Thanks, Captain Obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:29:51 2015 No.13121307 >>13121299 SEE? YOU'RE A FUCKING SLUT/STUD Not that I care, I have 5 waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:29:59 2015 No.13121308 >>13121301 She looks the type that'd HEAT the bed if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:30:16 2015 No.13121310 >>13121298 Sluts

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:30:36 2015 No.13121311 >>13121305 Never fear, citizen! For Captain Obvious is here!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:33:58 2015 No.13121323 >>13121311 Brought to you by Department of Redundancy Department.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:34:45 2015 No.13121325 >>13121310 And studs. Because fuck you bitchboy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:34:54 2015 No.13121326 File: 205 KB, 847x1200, 17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121295 I love Dragons, they're all equally great But some dragons are more equal than others.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:35:12 2015 No.13121327 >>13121266 Did that one little greentext based on this picture ever get a continuation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:35:18 2015 No.13121329 >>13121325 >anons >studs good one

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:36:21 2015 No.13121332 >>13121326 Sex appeal is MAXIMUM. Desire to breed with too intense. >>13121327 Don't know about no greentext.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:36:21 2015 No.13121333 >>13121326 I only JUST now noticed a Jabberwock's twintails. And I do NOT like it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:36:43 2015 No.13121335 >>13121307 But anon that's just because I suck at making choices! I'm not a slut!

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:38:45 2015 No.13121346

>>13120807
>>13120874
>More of the Cuddlecore
>Cuddle-Cave Mk.III
>A foundation for being 14 every now and then throughout the years
>Even when you get married and have a daughter
Maximum d'awwwww.

So, is that it then? If anybody wants I stuck everything in a pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:39:15 2015 No.13121349 >>13121333 Fuck you, twintails are justice!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:39:37 2015 No.13121350 >>13121332 This greentext https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12829307/#12835394

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:39:39 2015 No.13121352 >>13121335 Shhh, it's okay, there's nothing wrong with sampling the MG rainbow. Just don't be a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:41:01 2015 No.13121357 >>13121346 Aye, that's all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:41:05 2015 No.13121358 >>13121329 >I'm a neckbeard/neet/autismo/other fucked up male >every other anon is too! Good one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:42:06 2015 No.13121365 File: 290 KB, 455x592, mamonodragonb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121301 >>13121326 I like blue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:43:00 2015 No.13121367 >>13121358 You're still not understanding the definition of a stud. It is not a burly, 'manly' man who fucks lots of bitches. It is literally a male of a species that is used for breeding. A farm animal. You'd be like the guy in that amazon doujin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:43:10 2015 No.13121368 >>13121365 Blue is the best color. Moreso when paired with it's complementary colors.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:43:35 2015 No.13121369 >>13121357 Well, thanks very much for the cuddly, loving story anon. So, should I post the pastebin that I copied it all in, or did someone else?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:46:58 2015 No.13121382 >>13121367 I knew that from the beginning, it seems you don't understand popular usage, which leads me to believe you really are autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:50:50 2015 No.13121388 >>13121382 When setting definitions for use, then yes, one must be 'autistic' about it. Using your conventions, there is no difference from a slut. They're both used to denote sexually promiscuous members.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:51:51 2015 No.13121391 >>13121369 I'll be creating more in the future. Post whatever you want, dear anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:52:02 2015 No.13121392 File: 884 KB, 1250x1500, 8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121333 If you really don't like it, you could just ask her to let her hair hang down I mean regardless, she's perfect and how could you not like twintails.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:52:42 2015 No.13121395 >>13120919 Go bunk with the ghoul

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:53:00 2015 No.13121396 >TFW you will never rescue a breeder centaur

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:54:33 2015 No.13121402

>>13121296
Actually, there are tons of slimegirls living hidden in human society already. They have to spend a fortune on makeup products to eat every day so they can maintain a human appearance. They're usually okay at keeping their membrane impermeable enough to keep their clothes dry, but they often start to look slightly oily towards the end of the day as the foundation powder digests.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:54:47 2015 No.13121403 >>13121392 Jabby slut pls. I bet you kiss her other heads too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:55:26 2015 No.13121405 >>13121388 If we're being autistic, then anons are studs and MGs are sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:56:14 2015 No.13121408 >>13121333 What twintails?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:56:46 2015 No.13121411 >>13121396 Um, what> >>13121402 Then that's depressing because it means they have 3DPD personality.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:57:53 2015 No.13121415 >>13121392 I just really don;t like twintails. Pontails, free flowing hair, sex hait, ect are for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:58:33 2015 No.13121417 >>13121405 *because those are gender exclusive nouns

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:58:36 2015 No.13121419 >>13121411 They are 3DPD, what did you expect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:59:08 2015 No.13121421 >You'll never have a dragon, ryu, wurm, wyvern, and jabberwock harem >Their powers will never combine to form the Rape Dragon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 14:59:35 2015 No.13121423 >>13121419 A loyal, loving waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:00:13 2015 No.13121427 >>13121423 >Loyal >Loving >3DPD Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:00:47 2015 No.13121431 >>13121411 Centaur specially used by the military to breed steeds for their cavalry

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:01:38 2015 No.13121433 >>13121391 Well, alright. I stuck it in my own username pastebin, since I copied most of it last night, and wanted to be able to edit the rest in easily. http://pastebin.com/GGJ1cqct Make it easier to find in the future at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:05:25 2015 No.13121443 >>13121427 Well she's a slime! I thought... She's the kind that dissolves your dick too, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:05:38 2015 No.13121445 File: 832 KB, 1584x1073, 9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121403 I'd do anything she'd ask me to. Even pet her other heads while cuddling wearing sweaters and drinking hot chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:06:26 2015 No.13121448 >>13121433 >Anonlich Ah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:07:52 2015 No.13121455 >>13121445 Disgusting. I'd bet you'd get heart pupils by being cuddled by a Jabby if you could get them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:07:54 2015 No.13121456 >>13121191 The writer ruined the story himself, don't go acting like CYOA writers can do no wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:08:29 2015 No.13121459 >>13121431 That doesn't sound especially bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:08:33 2015 No.13121460 >>13121433 >30kb Didn't realize I wrote so much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:09:50 2015 No.13121464 >>13121456 Anons ruined that one, don't kid yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:10:04 2015 No.13121467 File: 77 KB, 237x206, 1425240604105.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please don't call MGs sluts. You're triggering me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:10:49 2015 No.13121471 >>13121433 >Make it easier to find in the future at least. People can just bookmark the page or save the link.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:10:54 2015 No.13121473 >>13121455 >I'd bet you'd get heart pupils That got me thinking. What would happen if an anon with heart pupils had sex with a monster girl with heart pupils?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:11:53 2015 No.13121477 >>13121365 White a best Frosty blow jobs

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:12:40 2015 No.13121480 >>13121467 But they are sluts. They love sex. We love them because they love sex. Would you want some MG that just kind of lays there during sex, expecting you to do the work? and after having to nag her for a week?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:13:43 2015 No.13121482 >>13121477 >wanting to go soft and shrivel instead of getting zapped to orgasm I cannot condone your views.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:14:39 2015 No.13121485 >>13121480 I think the term nympho applies better in an MGs case.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:18:02 2015 No.13121495

>>13121411
They're usually much more reserved, actually. They can maintain the appearance, but they can't stay out after work usually, and there's always a risk that they'll start soaking through their clothes if they get too distracted or stressed out. Makes dating difficult. If a quiet girl seems to be bringing up how relaxing baths are a lot, she could be one of them hoping to sneak in as the bathwater to get try and get a feel for if you'd react badly to her coming out. Also just to get a feel in general, they tend to be pretty sexually frustrated; more than a few relationships start after the bathwater forgets to suppress her moan when she orgasms after she's been stalking a guy for a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:20:51 2015 No.13121500 >>13121495 You're giving me too much hope, slime-kun. I don't want to face reality crashing down on my head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:25:05 2015 No.13121510 >>13121482 >Not getting a boner in blizzards Do you even great white North son? Besides, do you know how refreshing that would feel in the middle of summer?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:29:10 2015 No.13121526 >>13121510 Some people weren't born in Americas Hat man it's okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:29:55 2015 No.13121527 >>13121480 That's not what slut means.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:30:35 2015 No.13121529 File: 436 KB, 352x500, 21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121455 You know it. I'd get the biggest heart pupils from even just holding her claw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:31:45 2015 No.13121535 >>13121527 It is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:34:02 2015 No.13121543 File: 596 KB, 706x895, 41661787.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121510 65th parallel represent milfhugga. Also warm girls a best you mentally ill person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:34:33 2015 No.13121545 >>13121535 >A person who likes sex is a slut /a/ please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:38:50 2015 No.13121557 >>13121545 The other way around. A slut is someone who likes sex. You seem to be attaching negative connotations to that word for some reason. I think it's great that MGs are sluts - means even someone like me has a chance!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:43:20 2015 No.13121567 >>13121471 I meant easier for me. I realize I could just do those same things but...effort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:43:25 2015 No.13121568 >>13121545 Nah, they think a slut is someone who has sex with everyone but them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:44:45 2015 No.13121574 >>13121557 Anon, the technical definition of "Slut" is "Promiscuous". Someone who sleeps around. Nympho might work better for what you're thinking, as >>13121485 said.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:49:10 2015 No.13121596 >>13121574 Nothing wrong with someone who is promiscuous. Relationships are highly overrated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:49:15 2015 No.13121597 >>13121574 Well Anon, which rolls off the tongue better? Dragonsluts, or Dragonnymphos?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:51:04 2015 No.13121603 >>13121596 You a shit. >>13121597 Both are fine anon. It's Dragonslut BECAUSE the original context was being tempted into promiscuity by Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:51:19 2015 No.13121605 >>13121597 Dragonphos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:53:06 2015 No.13121608 >>13121603 Anubisfucker pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:54:21 2015 No.13121611 >>13121603 >Thinking no-strings sex with a girl with big meaty paws is bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:56:04 2015 No.13121616 >>13121464 They wanted to choose the Jinko, but Nyanon wanted the mouse to win, so he ignored votes. Its actually funny that he gets away with this bullshit while other writefags get shat on for lesser transgressions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:57:02 2015 No.13121618 >>13121603 Howgh Asdaya Gawoniha

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:57:04 2015 No.13121619 >>13121616 >They wanted to choose the Jinko, but Nyanon wanted the mouse to win Top heh

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:59:18 2015 No.13121627 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhCn_q04qBk >TFW you will never beat the shit out of Deruella by styling all over her with dance choreography

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 15:59:36 2015 No.13121630 >>13121616 Bob shills please go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:01:16 2015 No.13121638 >>13121630 Nyanon shill please go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:03:24 2015 No.13121653 I wonder what would happen if Nyanon tried writing another Jinko?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:06:04 2015 No.13121661 >>13121611 >Casual Anubis sex sloppy seconds

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:07:15 2015 No.13121666 >>13121661 >Not wanting to tagteam an anubis with a bro, pumping in and out of her jackalcunt and asshole like a machine until she screams from endless orgasms

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:07:17 2015 No.13121667 >>13121653 I wish Nyananon would write some of dat dere drunken mouse /u/.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:07:58 2015 No.13121669

>Just read the latest Lanternon update

Pretty good, I liked how the monsters shat themselves when they saw he had one of those explodingcollars on. Shame about the werewolf situation though. I'd much rather have a werewolf than some dog-girl anyday.

Anyway, I hope Victor kicks some arrogant succubi ass during his journey. I always found Val to be a little too forgiving with half the shit thrown at him, so its refreshing to see the MC being an angry bastard from the get go this time around. If anything he feels like the opposite to the last MC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:08:59 2015 No.13121672 >>13121627 >tfw you will never dance your way across the world, besting all MG challengers with your sick moves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:09:15 2015 No.13121673 >>13121667 Maybe after work, I gotta leave in a minute here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:09:39 2015 No.13121675 >>13121653 Trying to get Nyanon to write another Jinko would be like trying to get Bollocks to not use the same shit over and over again. He's too addicting to the mausbutt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:09:54 2015 No.13121676 File: 292 KB, 858x800, canadian yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119178 >>13119188 >>13119201 If I was Canadian, I would vote for her

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:11:37 2015 No.13121683 >>13121676 Oh God, what have you done!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:11:49 2015 No.13121685 >>13121676 That's pretty funny. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:11:52 2015 No.13121686 >>13121666 >Wanting to be a part of an Anubis' after-work relaxation party and pounding her uninterested cum-slick butthole as she has dinner in the kline. I like your taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:12:17 2015 No.13121687 >>13121672 >you will never fight in a tournament against a MG created in a lab from the cells of the world's strongest MGs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkeAQG6kQw

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Mar 1 16:14:11 2015 No.13121691

>>13121669
>If anything he feels like the opposite to the last MC.

You know, it's weird. They share more than either of them would accept or would let on. I wonder to what extent either of them would resemble the other if placed in opposite circumstances and given different magical items.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:14:36 2015 No.13121693 >>13121686 The things I'd give to pour my cum up an anubis' asshole. I can only imagine how tight and hot her ass would be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:18:30 2015 No.13121704 >>13121691 What's the Paladin's family background?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:18:39 2015 No.13121705 >>13121676 Hey buddy! Want a hug?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:19:04 2015 No.13121707

>>13121693
>Pounding wildly into her hot, tight, slippery rectum as she eats and chats with her peers
>Everyone has a retinue of buttfuckers working them over during the dinner
>The party goes on all night so you have to fuck her increasingly drunk, cum-filled-and-dripping and sweaty butt five times before you all go home
>At the end you all have to carry her home to sleep it off while she's dripping cum all over the street

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:19:26 2015 No.13121708 File: 43 KB, 409x386, 1408293050683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121667 >>13121673

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:20:22 2015 No.13121712 >>13121669 speaking of those collars, I can kinda imagine that there's a black market for those within demon realms, as there might be some monstergirls crazy enough to try out orgasm denial for a whole year

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:20:26 2015 No.13121713
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>You will never be a Lich's "test subject" for all her eromancy research
>She will never cast a spell on you that makes you cum uncontrollably on her command
>She'll never force you to wait for days before ordering your orgasm, just to see how much it affects you after a long wait.
>She'll never eventually whisper the magic words in your ear and watch emotionless as you collapse to her feet, twitching like you've just been electrocuted.

Why unlive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:20:31 2015 No.13121714 >>13121672 Good, I hate dancing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:20:43 2015 No.13121716 >>13121673 You're doing the lords work good sir. Keep it up please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:22:02 2015 No.13121717 >>13121683 As PM she promises free hugs and Bennigan's coupons for all Canadian citizens, except Quebec

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:22:03 2015 No.13121718 >>13121691 Well, its early days yet. So far we don't know much about the MC, but I'm sure we'll come to understand him more later. It took a while before anyone noticed just how messed up Val really was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:22:06 2015 No.13121719 >>13121714 You hate everything, King Grump Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:23:19 2015 No.13121726 >>13121713 >>She'll never eventually whisper the magic words in your ear and watch emotionless as you collapse to her feet, twitching like you've just been electrocuted. >letting all that thick cum fall to the floor What a wasteful woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:24:17 2015 No.13121730 >>13121726 Its for SCIENCE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:27:02 2015 No.13121742 >>13121719 How the fuck did you know that?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:27:07 2015 No.13121743 File: 67 KB, 1217x548, anubutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121707 My cock is hard thinking of plowing an anubis' ass all night and keeping it nice and slicked with semen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:27:35 2015 No.13121745 >>13121713 Why would anyone want this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:27:53 2015 No.13121746 >>13121713 Are the magic words I love you?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:28:30 2015 No.13121749

>>13121712

>if you cum once you die
>any monstergirl being willing to risk her husband's life

Nah, I'd think they find the very existence of the things to be horrifying. even if humanity were totally justified in using them considering the stakes. If anything I'm surprised they allowed the Mamono to survive considering what humanity went through

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:29:14 2015 No.13121754 >>13121742 Your posting habits are really plain to see. You should give me a hug as a reward.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:29:14 2015 No.13121755 >>13121746 How'd you know?

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Mar 1 16:29:51 2015 No.13121758

>>13121704
That'll be something he reminisces on later.

>>13121718
You have no idea how much that still makes me happy. Insanity in stories shouldn't be goofy or cartoonish; it should be a subtly wrong way of looking at the world that is born from influences that would've reasonably caused those changes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:29:52 2015 No.13121759 >>13121754 I would never touch one of you faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:29:58 2015 No.13121760 >>13121745 Because it would be fun? >>13121746 ...maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:30:39 2015 No.13121766 >>13121754 Oh god it's him. EVERYONE RUN!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:33:21 2015 No.13121782 >>13121611 >>13121661 >>13121666 >>13121686 I'd rather an Anubis Waifu personally. But to each their own. >>13121707 >>13121743 I want to make a worksong-type thing, "The Dickthrone Life is the Life for Me". Unfortunately, a songwrite I am not.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:34:43 2015 No.13121786 >>13121749 I was more thinking about the monstergirl wearing the thing herself

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:35:27 2015 No.13121789 >>13121766 I'm safe. Being one of the writefags who can fade into the background is awesome. No one rages at you, no one expects you.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:35:49 2015 No.13121791

>>13121755
>Next she keeps you dry for a month
>Orders you into the operating theatre
>Inserts a tube into an incision on her belly and gives you a test tube it's attached to
>Tells you to put your dick in it
>Makes you cum a dozen times
>At the end of it you're barely standing
>Finally you notice a thick liquid soaking through her panties
____ End

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Mar 1 16:36:52 2015 No.13121795

>>13121749
> I'd think they find the very existence of the things to be horrifying.

Why, as a matter of fact they do! It's disturbing for a whole host of reasons, and if there was a means of doing so you could bet that they'd be trying to get the entire stockpile burned to the ground.

There's some debate about that spoilered bit as well. Cambruin, high king of the time, left the country in the hands of his only son two years after the Reconciliation when the laws were put into place. There are dark rumors that one of his maids disappeared at the same time: a pretty but dour woman who, if you believe these sorts of rumors, never once smiled.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:38:27 2015 No.13121804
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>>13121782
Anon, have some fun

Instead of looking at porn and jerking off you can just pop down and fuck an anubis up the ass for a few hours until she's practically sloshing with your seed. No need to lube after the first load!

Then spent and content, you return home for vidya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:38:45 2015 No.13121805 >>13121618 Is this Cherokee or some shit? Why do you keep saying things no one here will understand?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:38:48 2015 No.13121806

>>13121782
>I'd rather an Anubis Waifu personally.
>"The Dickthrone Life is the Life for Me"
>Wanting to service your Mistress all by yourself all night
Oh, my~ The other ladies will certainly be very impressed with your performance if you can keep your dick up her butt and running through all the courses. They might even ask to borrow you~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:39:46 2015 No.13121812 >>13121804 Or I can have a waifu, and do that WHILE playing vidya. Like I said, to each their own.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:40:38 2015 No.13121816 >>13121806 >using ~ >ever

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:40:53 2015 No.13121817 >>13121806 Well, too bad for them, I'm all hers. And she's as interested in sharing as I am in being shared. Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:42:55 2015 No.13121824 >>13121812 >Trying to vidya while buttfucking Anubis You're not giving either the attention they deserve.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:42:58 2015 No.13121826 >>13121817 Well now, that's very suspicious, not sharing your top assfucker with your friends. Someone might thing she's in love with you~! Maybe she even takes it up the front?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:45:33 2015 No.13121842 >>13121805 >Not knowing howgh That's like yee haw tier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_at9dOElQk Also >Thinking Cherokee has an English alphabet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:46:00 2015 No.13121848 >>13121717 And Scott because he's a dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:47:19 2015 No.13121853 >>13121848 Fe Fi Fo...I smell kraft dinner

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:49:26 2015 No.13121865 >>13121616 >>13121619 They were picking the Ryuu then suddenly people samefagged 12 votes for the jinko The mouse was politely brushed off as a friend Get it right please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:50:09 2015 No.13121866 >>13121817 Boy, anon, you sure are one stuffy old fuck. who would want to be with someone as unfun as you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:50:10 2015 No.13121868 >>13121717 God I hate Quebec. I'd like to eat Mac and Cheese with a Canadian MG

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:51:41 2015 No.13121876 >>13121795 I've got a bad feeling about this...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:53:09 2015 No.13121885 >>13121616 I don't know who you are but I remember voting for the sexy yet clumsy Ryu, and then the final vote came and someone spammed jinko.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:55:51 2015 No.13121895 Would you clean MGC of its crime? Would you start bringing the beat down on the criminal MGs with your hockey stick and baseball bat Casey Jones style?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:57:52 2015 No.13121902 >>13121895 If we're picking TMNT characters I want to be Donatello.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 16:58:44 2015 No.13121908 >>13121895 >>13121902 Raphael is mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:00:42 2015 No.13121913 >>13121895 I would be a policeman. With an Oni and a Hellhound as workmates

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:01:32 2015 No.13121916 File: 2.55 MB, 950x1330, Dredd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13121895 I'd rather use my scary voice and my Lawgiver

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:02:57 2015 No.13121920 >>13121895 Depends. Can I travel the time stream using a sick train with the help of a rowdy group if MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:03:28 2015 No.13121924 >>13121895 >>13121908 >>13121902 Cool I call Mikey

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:03:52 2015 No.13121926

>>13121616

Does it matter who did what in the case? All that matters is the fallout resulted in CYOAs being banned, and that can only be a good thing. All they ever did towards the end was cause whole chunks of the threads to be spammed with their crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:04:21 2015 No.13121927 >>13121924 I want Blastoise

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:05:31 2015 No.13121931 >>13121927 But Blastoise isn't a ninja,

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:05:44 2015 No.13121932 >>13121927 GOD DAMNIT STEVE!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:05:53 2015 No.13121934 >>13121927 >Being a faggot Charizard all the way.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Mar 1 17:07:04 2015 No.13121939

>>13121876
There's no need for concern. I'm sure that those rumors are entirely baseless and that the largest country in the world is not being guided by laws put in place by a man who is currently giving his Kunoichi waifu a sixth daughteru. I'm betting that the king just retired somewhere nice and monsterless to be alone.

And I should know; it's my story after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:07:51 2015 No.13121942 >>13121924 I guess I'm Casey then. Original Casey though, with the crazy voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTiAM_Xnq3A

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:08:48 2015 No.13121945

>>13121713
>She uses you to see how much semen a man can build up
>She does does by keeping you pent up for as long as she can, feeding you sticky mushrooms and virility increasing potions all the while.
>Everyday she inspects you, feeling you and asking you questions while mumbling about how you're not ready not
>One day she steps out and brings in scientific equipment before she strips down and removes the curse
>"Go nuts" she says
>Hours later you can't go anymore and you collapse next to her
>She licks a glop of semen from her hand and mutters something abut having to redo this experiment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:09:24 2015 No.13121946 >>13121939 >six ninja daughterus >who are also princesses Why do I want a series based around them and their shenanigans? It sounds like it could be awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:10:12 2015 No.13121952 >>13121895 I'd rather be a John Constantine/ Harry Dresden type wizard detective, getting kneedeep in all sorts of spooky magic shit.

>>	PantyQuest Sun Mar 1 17:11:49 2015 No.13121959 File: 112 KB, 677x911, 143267853234234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/DmDfjAtp New page: http://pastebin.com/1xXPR9g9

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:13:11 2015 No.13121964 >>13121895 Well anon I'd be the latest victim of a gang of serial rapist kidnappers. They'd find me in a home 9 months after my kidnapping in the basement of a house rubbing my jinko daughteru's belly as she lightly chuffs and tries to grab my finger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:14:19 2015 No.13121965 >>13121959 I don't even want to raid the Dwarf dorm. I'd rather we stay being allies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:16:06 2015 No.13121973 >>13121965 But how will you grab em all?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:16:34 2015 No.13121975 >>13121965 >Doesn't want steampunk panties It's like I don't even know you anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:17:43 2015 No.13121982 >>13121973 >>13121975 Just ask? You've been allies with them long enough that if you explain after them helping you with enough raids that you're trying to catch 'em all, they'll just give it to you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:17:59 2015 No.13121983 >>13121460 Everything you wrote was pure gold. Please write again, based Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:18:02 2015 No.13121984 >>13121975 Eh, do we truly KNOW anything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:18:02 2015 No.13121985 >>13121965 Better commission some sort of mirror shield from them first at least. Those tsundere Medusas are going to get what's coming to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:18:16 2015 No.13121986 >>13121959 Dwarves seem like total fembro and waifu material. What'd happen if you de-lolified one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:19:38 2015 No.13121992 >>13121982 But the thrill of the hunt... >>13121984 You confuse me, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:19:55 2015 No.13121997 >>13121982 But Anon, that defeats the point and spirit of it! Panties must be raided like bandits raiding a carriage, not given as gifts like a maiden giving a knight her favor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:20:04 2015 No.13121998 >>13121959 I'd a dwarf. I'd also carry her under my arm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:20:17 2015 No.13121999 >>13121986 She grows a beard

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:20:17 2015 No.13122000 >>13121916 The legend must continue.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:21:05 2015 No.13122003 >>13121997 Cheeki Breeki bandits?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:21:50 2015 No.13122008 >>13121986 They go full shortstack. Not any taller but with dynamite hips, breasts, and an ass you could play like the bongos

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:23:11 2015 No.13122015 >>13121986 http://i.imgur.com/xiqFOiU.jpg Something glorious

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:25:47 2015 No.13122029 >>13121276 >Consider this >Think about all the times my mom/aunts have called me some variation of stud as a pet name Suddenly very uncomfortable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:27:10 2015 No.13122033 >>13121986 Wonderful things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:28:12 2015 No.13122036 >>13122029 They want to breed, and it is your obligation to oblige them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:28:31 2015 No.13122038 >>13122008 >TFW you will never get drunk with your Dwarf oneesan/adoptive mom >TFW you won't end up rolling like thunder under the covers with her >TFW you'll never wake up with you spooning and hugging her, her arms holding you closer

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:29:33 2015 No.13122042 File: 76 KB, 1318x412, Shortstack Dwarf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122015 Something akin to pic-related?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:30:17 2015 No.13122046 File: 530 KB, 703x1000, 1419650896357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122029 Your Kitsune aunt wants your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:33:41 2015 No.13122064 >>13121676 I love you, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:35:04 2015 No.13122074 >>13122038 Impregnate the dwarf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:35:38 2015 No.13122077 >>13121939 That's actually kind of depressing really. All those people sacrificed themselves for a better tomorrow, but really the Mamono are primed for a more subtle takeover.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:38:24 2015 No.13122090 >>13122046 Girls in loungy underwear is oddly hot for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:38:56 2015 No.13122092 >>13122042 Damn it boner, I already know I want this. You don't need to remind me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:39:53 2015 No.13122097 >>13121992 >>13121997 But that could accidentally ruin relations with the Dwarves. You'd risk losing our armoury for a Dwarves panties when you could just ask them for it? You're mad!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:40:06 2015 No.13122100 >>13122036 >>13122046 Thinking about my actual 3D mom secretly wanting to breed with me is horrifying

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:41:17 2015 No.13122106 >>13122097 Could always make a compromise for forgiveness. Like stripping for them during a girl's night party held at their dorm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:41:44 2015 No.13122107 >>13122074 But it's your mom

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:42:03 2015 No.13122109 >>13122097 Don't you mean crazy like a fox? Besides if they could just give them to us actually getting caught could all be mitigated by explaining to them that it's just a human game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:42:16 2015 No.13122111 >>13122106 Or just straight up impregnating a few of them.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:42:29 2015 No.13122114

>>13122046

>TFW be Anon, getting sent out to the countryside for your summer vacation to spend with your Kitsune aunt
>The shrine she lives at has been in better shape, dust and creeper vines all over the place, she makes the joke of nobody believing in fairy tales anymore like Gods and Goddesses
>Spend your days fixing up the shrine, getting locals to snigger at you, they mention how they always figured the old fox was out of ideas
>She calls you her little stud one day as you're watching the sunset, moving back into her bedroom for the night. Try to sleep, you hear noises
>Your Kitsune aunt is schlicking furiously, whimpering your name
>Scamper back to your room, afraid, you can hear a final bestial moan as she climaxes and the noises stop
>Next day you're on the porch again, she's watching you contentedly, stroking your hair
>Take the initiative and kiss her hard on the lips, pulling away
>She tries to tell you it's no good, that she's too old for you, but you've made up your mind
>She leads you into the bedroom in a daze
>Gets on all fours, presenting for you like a bitch in heat, slickness dribbling down her inner thigh
>Her ass quivers as your cock penetrates, a small orgasm. Her breathing speeds up as she moans from your thrusts. Her cunt squeezing on you when you dump a load of fresh semen into her
>Before you can leave, she rolls over and pulls you in with her tails, wrapping her legs around your midriff
>Spend the rest of the day fucking each other senseless, she complains her hips are aching
>Years later
>Your daughteru is waking you both up
>It never really mattered about the villagers
>She just didn't want to be alone

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:43:20 2015 No.13122120 >>13122107 Not if its the oneesan. Don't dick the adopted motheru, you never want to NTR the fatheru.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:43:40 2015 No.13122124
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Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by utilizing the effectiveness of social media sites to help our kindly fair-skinned elven friends spread their anti-dark elf propaganda by mining the internet for all the topographical data you can find relating to their homeland, from which you'll create a set of immersive data visualization tools where through a chain of well disguised logical fallacies and misrepresented data you'll come to the conclusion that dark-elves are a man-stealing, matango-sympathizing, mud-skinned breed whose sole purpose is to bring civil, economic, and ecological disruption to the woodlands, in order to rekindle the fire in the elves' crusade all so I won't have to turn in my paper on the analysis of major events in diplomatic history of the last century to my boring dark-elf history teacher next week?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:44:43 2015 No.13122127 I just want to lazily bop a Cheshire on the nose and tell her to stop trying to rape me and let me sleep Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:45:07 2015 No.13122132 >>13122120 Is she's adopted you may not have a fatheru

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:45:54 2015 No.13122138 >>13122120 What if there is no Onee-san? What if the motheru adopted the so she could turn him into a fatheru through a pelvisceration session?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:46:00 2015 No.13122139 >>13122127 I'd probably do that to anyone that somehow manages to wake me up when sleeping

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:47:08 2015 No.13122144 >>13122124 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:47:22 2015 No.13122146 >>13122124 Can't you just sleep with me and then have lazy cuddle sex in the morning? That usually warms you up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:47:36 2015 No.13122147 >>13122144 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:49:23 2015 No.13122158 >>13122132 Then I only impregnate her if its >>13122138 Scenario, and she is gonna get impregnated. I will accept no less than octoplets from her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:49:44 2015 No.13122160 >>13122138 >Dorf-Mom grinding her hips into yours as she tells you she expected you to be made of sterner stuff >Gives you a french kiss and tells you to not let a single drop out on her ovulation day Dwarves, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:50:04 2015 No.13122164 >>13122090 I think it's the casual sexuality it presents. That they're comfortable around you, and are as ready for cuddlin' as they are for lewder things.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:55:01 2015 No.13122191

>>13122160
>tfw slutty shortstack mom keeps hitting on your friends.
>does things like smacking your ass when she drops you off at school.
>she sometimes comes home late at night from the nearby tavern incredibly drunk and stumbles into your room.
>crawls into your bed and molests you before passing out mid-molestation and snoring incredibly loudly.

Such is life with Dwarf mom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:56:59 2015 No.13122204 >>13122191 Boner killed, good going anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:02:21 2015 No.13122238 >Powerful monster girl sitting there meekly while her human mother-in-law scolds her for breaking Anon's pelvis

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:03:16 2015 No.13122242 >>13122238 >scolding her not because of the injury she caused, but because she won't be able to have sex with him until he heals.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:04:22 2015 No.13122250 >>13122242 Yeah, no, guro isn't my fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:06:05 2015 No.13122256 >>13122204 >>13122250 Fun thread guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:07:11 2015 No.13122261 >>13122256 We try.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:08:52 2015 No.13122266 >>13122256 If you want to be permanently disabled because of your waifu's utter disregard for the human body, go nuts. I don't like the idea of being a cripple.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:10:24 2015 No.13122272 >>13122266 They'll get gentle. Or try to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:13:22 2015 No.13122284 >>13122266 Eh, Monster Girl Medicine is highly advanced. You'll just be in a wheelchair for a week or two, even with the most careless Ushi-Oni, or punishing Amazon. I miss DILLAWF.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:14:16 2015 No.13122286 So would the only companion in MGEland that wouldn't rape you be your gun or a Paladin? Or would Demonic energy get to them too?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:15:48 2015 No.13122292

>>13122284
>the most careless Ushi-Oni, or punishing Amazon.
See, that's the thing though, abusive relationships a schet. I ain't havin no asshole of a wife beat me up. That's both dickish and slightly embarrassing.
>>13122286
Paladins are typically males, so I doubt they'd care much.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:16:07 2015 No.13122295 >>13122286 With enough love and time even your gun will become a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:16:29 2015 No.13122297 >>13122286 How old is the gun and how well do you treat it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:16:51 2015 No.13122298 File: 480 KB, 964x1100, karakasa-obake_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122286 It gets your umbrella and your lantern, so yeah, I wouldn't expect your boom-stick to survive

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:18:22 2015 No.13122301

>>13122286
Guns don't really count, since it's inpossible for them to rape you. Unless magic happens an they turn into a real girl. Paladins might rape you if they go yandere for you, if they get possessed or turn into a monster, or if they see it as a "cure" to get you to like humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:18:39 2015 No.13122303 >>13122297 It's an old Mosin that my Grandfather had during WW2, I was adopted into a Russian family and given it when I moved out as a sign that they'll always love me, so how do you think I've been treating it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:18:44 2015 No.13122304 >>13122298 one week on a demon realm makes you fill your musket with gunpowder with your penis

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:19:06 2015 No.13122307 >>13119322 http://pastebin.com/0AF5iKn8

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:19:37 2015 No.13122309 >>13122303 Good enough that it won't rape you when it goes monster.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:24:41 2015 No.13122329 >>13122303 >was given a gun as a sign of your parent's love That's the most Russian thing I've heard

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:24:51 2015 No.13122330 File: 2.07 MB, 400x225, 1422597203065-0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HEALTHY MONSTER GIRLS YES OR NO

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:26:08 2015 No.13122332 >>13122329 It's a family heirloom anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:26:42 2015 No.13122334 >>13122330 Always yes. What a great first episode that was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:27:10 2015 No.13122336 >>13122330 FAKE HORNS But yes, all the health. Maximum health. ULTRA HEALTH

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:28:09 2015 No.13122338 >>13122330 Big boobs and hips are great when they're in proportion. There's nothing I hate more than boobs that are larger than a girl's head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:28:22 2015 No.13122339 >>13122330 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:28:34 2015 No.13122340 File: 706 KB, 909x1199, 106517053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122330 With the proper proportions? Always.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:29:10 2015 No.13122342 >>13122338 Thats understandable. They need to be bigger than that. Both breasts and hips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:30:11 2015 No.13122346 >>13122330 Yes without a second thought

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:31:40 2015 No.13122348

>>13122342
Nooo... That's far too big. I know you guys vehemently hate any girl that's real, but I prefer to constrain my attraction to things that could actually be possible.

I imagine a girl with boobs larger than her head, and she's not a pretty girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:32:50 2015 No.13122352 File: 1.65 MB, 1250x1750, 1422578975878.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122330 Sure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:32:58 2015 No.13122353 >>13122348 I like normal. And big. And small And Fit And Chubby And Fat And Muscular And short And tall.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:33:11 2015 No.13122356 File: 104 KB, 800x600, 2007SUMMER_Color_Ver_by_hatou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122342 Truly he speaketh great wisdom

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:33:19 2015 No.13122357 >>13122352 Christ that looks ugly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:34:14 2015 No.13122363 >>13122298 >"My hammer's about to fire! My hammer's about to fire!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:34:29 2015 No.13122364 >>13122352 That fox needs to have some kits. Immediately. I volunteer

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:34:51 2015 No.13122365 >>13122356 Her head worries me more than her gargantuan mammaries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:35:05 2015 No.13122366 >>13122356 you can't possibly find this attractive can you? I find it disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:36:18 2015 No.13122368 File: 1.71 MB, 1470x1484, 46117211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's time for the filming, anon~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:37:14 2015 No.13122369 >>13122368 Her stomach looks like Hank Hills ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:37:48 2015 No.13122371 >>13122356 The biggest problem in this pic isn't her breasts, its the general art style

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:37:55 2015 No.13122372 >>13122368 jeesus christ just how obese is she? That's not healthy, that's something You'd see in an Arizona wal-mart

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:38:10 2015 No.13122374 >>13122368 Oh god, it's that fucking pool again Do you think MG's would recognize porn studio sets pretty often?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:38:56 2015 No.13122375 >>13122368 She's way too huge for me, but the idea of getting filmed like that really appeals to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:39:06 2015 No.13122376 >>13122368 I'd still tap that and take responsibility Honestly, a good face can do a lot of things.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:40:38 2015 No.13122378
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>>13122366
Yes I can.
My extra-special super-specific fetish is girls who are either made super-sensitive or super-cup-sized such that they can't function in normal society any more and are forced into prostitution. I just can't get enough of impractically big fat cat tats

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:41:35 2015 No.13122380 >>13122366 Yes. The concept at least, the art in this pic is crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:42:20 2015 No.13122383 >>13122378 >>13122380 I'm not gonna criticize anyone for their fetishes, but I've got to ask, Did you find the ham-planets at walmart attractive when you were younger?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:43:09 2015 No.13122385 >>13122374 Porn set nothing, I've seen that place in J-Dramas too. Either there are lots of pools like that in Japan, or it's very popular for filming fucking ANYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:43:16 2015 No.13122387 File: 584 KB, 595x791, 7bc988ee99e5c89e2338e543f1f08b71.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122378 I was just looking at Sachitos stuff today, ironically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:44:24 2015 No.13122391 >>13122383 Depends on the face. Its rare to find someone with a good face at that size. I also like muscle. Like I said earlier. It's all in the face.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:45:07 2015 No.13122393
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>>13122383
I'm sure this is bait, but what the hell.
I don't like chub at all. It's the incongruity of ridiculous tits on an otherwise normal frame that scratches my particular itch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:47:30 2015 No.13122402 >>13122393 My comrade

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:48:16 2015 No.13122405 File: 103 KB, 405x890, tubbytanuki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can you not like chubby girls? They're soft and squishy. Gives your hands something to sink into.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:48:17 2015 No.13122406

>>13122368
The problem with considering this as "health" is that those curves would really just be disgusting, fatty, swamps of lard that have the same lumpy consistency of oatmeal or a fat grandma's legs; in a practical setting.

Oh yeah I forgot, 3DPD right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:50:22 2015 No.13122411 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 1423774193295.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:55:35 2015 No.13122428 >>13122411 Fat tail pussy getting stuck in everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:55:47 2015 No.13122429 >>13122411 Every time I see it, it gets thicker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:58:07 2015 No.13122441 >>13122330 Huge tracks of land

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:58:23 2015 No.13122442 >>13122405 Those thighs are delightfully thick. >>13122411 That is the fattest tailpussy I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:58:55 2015 No.13122443 >>13122411 Those barbs look dangerous

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:59:09 2015 No.13122445 >>13122411 If you consider the average length and thickness of a human cock, it makes you wonder if a tailpussy that fat and thick would be tight enough. Could use more barbs though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:59:18 2015 No.13122446 >>13122411 Fun Fact : Less first made that with veins on it but removed it later

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:00:58 2015 No.13122450 >>13122446 Good, because that'd make the tailpussy look like an actual living creature or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:04:05 2015 No.13122459 File: 33 KB, 415x397, pleasedtomeatyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122450 Mrs. Happy says hello!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:07:17 2015 No.13122468 >>13122459 Ca-Can I stroke and pet Mrs. Happy?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:08:10 2015 No.13122472

>>13122106
>get caught by dwarves from a botched panty raid
>thanks Steve
>they give you a cell phone and tell you that "whenever it rings; you MUST answer"
>think nothing of it because you just got away with an expulsion
>couple of days later in calculus
>get phone call from dwarves
>told to go to a certain spot in town dressed to go out on the night
>get there dressed and ready
>wait
>and wait
>until you hear tires squealing
>and then a van runs up and the door opens
>suddenly 3 dwarves jump out, grab you and throw you into the van
>get stripped naked and blindfolded
>get made into the dorm cuddleslut for the night
>have to endure everything from sloppy, drunken paizuri to hand holding and whispering sweet nothings
>have to still walk back home naked though

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:08:35 2015 No.13122474 File: 15 KB, 480x360, 3d tailpussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122450 >>13122459 I can never unsee this now

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:09:09 2015 No.13122476 >>13122405 Words cannot describe how much I drool over this beauty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:10:14 2015 No.13122483 >>13122468 Nothing would make her happier!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:10:44 2015 No.13122486 File: 148 KB, 1440x1080, 1406265377373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122474

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:11:12 2015 No.13122488 >>13122459 >>13122474 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTWYQhTT388#t=91 >Ms. Happy says hello! Enjoy your nightmares, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:12:43 2015 No.13122496 >>13122483 Golly, she's so big, and thick. I didn't expect her to have so much girth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:15:58 2015 No.13122509 >>13122405 Soft tanuki a great

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:17:32 2015 No.13122518 >>13122393 well that doesn't appear to be healthy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:17:49 2015 No.13122519 >>13122496 I bet you love big thick tailpussies, don't yah? Do they make you want to droll?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:18:06 2015 No.13122520 >>13122474 The fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:22:11 2015 No.13122541 File: 35 KB, 640x480, Cluster lizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122520 Cluster lizards. They basically look like tailpussies without the manticore, and have teeth on the inside. And their favorite food is brains.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:22:55 2015 No.13122547 >>13122332 >>13122329 I have at least 3 or so firearms that are family heirlooms, along with a billy club and a knife. I'm honestly surprised that more people don't have old shit that gets passed down, but half of my family is from the deep south, so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:24:13 2015 No.13122552 >>13122547 All my guns are passed down from my family except for my garand as well. The oldest one is a shotgun from my great grandfather who was born in 1890.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:26:48 2015 No.13122561 File: 489 KB, 891x1200, Kejourou_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/gypaLxBt I redid most of this story and I'll probably edit it later tonight. I feel a bit better about it overall.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:27:14 2015 No.13122562 >>13122474 The sad thing is, tail pussy would look similar to that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:27:21 2015 No.13122563 >>13122547 I still have my grandfather's fishing hat. That's the closest thing I have to an heirloom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:38:05 2015 No.13122613 >>13122561 >Using the tilde during speech You and I are gonna have a problem

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:38:07 2015 No.13122614 >Manticore Tailpussy >Jabberwock Mini-Heads What other weird Monster Parts are really cool?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:38:51 2015 No.13122617 >>13121758 >so i am kinda slow at noticing those subtle, or not so subtle, things, but how was val messed up, i think he was pretty sane, more so than other protagonists in different stories

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:39:21 2015 No.13122619 >>13122488 Thanks for setting off my Plansect Village PTSD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:39:50 2015 No.13122622 >>13122614 Big Meaty Paws And ribbed werecat cunts And puffy werewolfu vulva and pussies that can undulate and bring you to orgasm without having to do any thrusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:39:54 2015 No.13122623 File: 376 KB, 758x1000, Familiar_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122614 Familiar hands. I don't even like loli, but familiar hands are my single favourite monster part in the MGE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:40:05 2015 No.13122624 >>13122613 Just imagine she says HELLOOOOooOOOOoooOOOoooOOO instead and it's much better >>13122561 You bastard, you made me think you had continued it for a moment!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:40:28 2015 No.13122626 >>13122619 TRIGGERED!

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:40:42 2015 No.13122628

>>13122488

Why would he? It's a melodramatic scene from a shitty remake of King Kong. And the worms? What is running? And somehow you can safely shoot giant crickets off a man with a tommy gun? And all of them are quiet? Giant lumbering bugs being that silent? They should be clicking and scraping like a bee hive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:41:29 2015 No.13122630 >>13122623 I agree, since they have a nice looking texture to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:42:03 2015 No.13122632 File: 301 KB, 782x1000, 1392791373542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122622 I want a Werecat maid with fat tats.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:42:45 2015 No.13122634

>>13122622
>And puffy werewolfu vulva and pussies that can undulate and bring you to orgasm without having to do any thrusting
Yeah, if you have a knotted penis. Which you don't. Or at least I dont' think so, if you do that's some strange and weirdly specific surgery you got there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:44:00 2015 No.13122638 File: 8 KB, 480x360, 1425257040883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120518 >>13120520 >>13120531 >>13120539 >>13120577

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:44:22 2015 No.13122639 >>13122634 the knot is just there to help keep the male and female together and ensure fertilization It can squeeze and clamp along its entire length. Really, humanpussy is the worstpussy. Seems everything else has a better vagina.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:44:23 2015 No.13122640 >>13122613 Eh, it looks flowery, so people use it to denote a flowery inflection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:44:52 2015 No.13122641 >>13122638 this picture hurts my brain for some reason it just looks wrong

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:45:21 2015 No.13122644 >>13122638 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:45:31 2015 No.13122647 >>13122638 Now I'm mad!

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:46:51 2015 No.13122650

>>13122639
This is atomically inaccurate. There's a ring around the outside of the female's vagina, which when pulled on by the male's knot, helps squeeze out semen. I'm not gonna go full on vet with you here, that sort of detail is unwanted, but a quick search on wiki and google will display to you an x-ray image which you may find interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:48:03 2015 No.13122654 >>13122650 >>13122639 Which is not to say that said ribbing does not exist; it does, but you're forgetting about something important.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:48:10 2015 No.13122655 >>13122650 >atomically inaccurate That made me smile Well, let's just say that Werewolves have their puffy pussies adapted for human cocks, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:49:05 2015 No.13122660 Your waifu's pussy is best, regardless of any animalistic bonuses it may or may not have.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:50:42 2015 No.13122666 >>13122644 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:50:44 2015 No.13122667 >>13122655 NOH. I DID NOT SIT THROUGH AN AWKWARD SESSION WITH THE FAMILY VET TO NOT BE ABLE TO TEACH YOU THIS SHIT. #dogcocks2015

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:51:55 2015 No.13122669 >>13122660 What this nigga said.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:52:12 2015 No.13122670 >>13122666 I'm white. Am I not supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:52:55 2015 No.13122674 >>13122660 My waifu's pussy is better than everyone else's waifus' pussies COMBINED so there

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:53:35 2015 No.13122680 >>13122667 >awkward session >with family vet Who fucked a dog Anon? Who?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:55:36 2015 No.13122688

>>13122680
That reminds me of the one SJW who was discovered to have fucked her dog, and everytime she made a comment anywhere people just called her a dog fucker.

Remember Anons, your penis is property of your waifu. Pls do not use it on animals, she wouldn't like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:56:19 2015 No.13122690 >>13122680 hopefully another dog, because if a human got her pregnant, I'm going to have to move somewhere less fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:56:58 2015 No.13122692 File: 99 KB, 800x600, 1416311696190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you take her knot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:57:52 2015 No.13122694 >>13122680 Reminds me when I had to go with my little cousin to the vet about his cat and some kid in the lobby was explaining to his parents in great detail about how a dog can get their dick stuck in a tube

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:59:27 2015 No.13122701 >>13122692 >her >knot Uhhh

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:00:15 2015 No.13122705 >>13122692 lowqualitybait.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:00:18 2015 No.13122706 >>13122701 Just report and ignore anon, that's literally all you have to do.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Mar 1 20:05:11 2015 No.13122713

>>13122077
Barring war, disease, or something else greatly diminishing the human population, the odds that they'll ever take anything over is small. Their current population is enough to remain around 10-20% indefinitely. The only thing that can really tip the scales is if a large number of them die, in which case humanity will simply outbreed them. The paladins are hoping for this, because when they're <1% of the population they'll never be a threat again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:06:17 2015 No.13122715 >>13119609 Might just write this to see how buttmad people like >>13119602 get. Any suggestions on making it really awful?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:06:24 2015 No.13122717 Just finished reading the latest chapter of Assassination Classroom and the plot twist killed my desire to write. God fucking dammit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:07:01 2015 No.13122719 >>13122706 This... Isn't worth reporting. It's just a joke, don't get all assblasted like you took her knot or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:10:32 2015 No.13122726 >>13122715 Go reread Bob's stuff. That should give you an idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:11:36 2015 No.13122729 >>13122632 Absoulte muh Big cat tats are the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:11:58 2015 No.13122732 >>13122378 what is this fetish called? where women ejaculate from their nipples?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:12:33 2015 No.13122734 >>13122715 Write something involving a consensual, healthy relationship between a dickgirl hyena and some dude. If you really want to piss people off, just going "lel bob maymays" will only get you ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:14:33 2015 No.13122738 >>13122726 >>13122734 Perfect. I'll just cram every niche fetish I can think of in there. It's going to be unforgivable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:16:45 2015 No.13122741 >>13122738 Again, I'd pick one and roll with it. Throwing them all in will only make it obvious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:16:49 2015 No.13122742 Monster Girls in stockings/leggings

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:17:29 2015 No.13122744 >>13122742 Yes. What about them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:17:54 2015 No.13122745 >>13122741 But talking about it during one of the busiest thread times won't?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:18:53 2015 No.13122746 >>13118896 home brewing guru MC gets forced into a relationship with a beer snob red oni

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:19:04 2015 No.13122748 >>13122744 They're amazing, we should discuss them in great detail.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:19:36 2015 No.13122749 >>13122742 >are nice Is what you were supposed to finish with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:19:52 2015 No.13122750 >>13122738 Why u do dis

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:20:06 2015 No.13122752

I don't know why people hate Bob so much.

This story about a Kitsune secretly guiding a boy through life, being his constant confidant in fox-form, only to reveal herself when he's a young man, at the lowest point in his life, giving him love and comfort as never before, is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:22:08 2015 No.13122755 >>13122752 That story? It's a scrap of rusted aluminum in a sea of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:22:20 2015 No.13122756 >>13122745 Someone will still get triggered as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:24:02 2015 No.13122758 >>13122752 Because people can't handle fetishes they're not comfortable. Oh no! The only fetishes allowed here are femdom stories, boobs the size of small cars, mild fat fetishists, and willful self-delusion about everything from women to employment.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:24:23 2015 No.13122759 >>13122756 More like people will just spam the posts with reports saying that it's /d/ related content. Most people don't really react strongly, even if they have intense feelings towards something in these threads, they just report and move on.

>>	TheGreens Sun Mar 1 20:25:05 2015 No.13122761 >>13122746 Odd, but it's in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:26:15 2015 No.13122763 >>13122758 You're just rewording previous statements, Bob shill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:28:24 2015 No.13122768 >>13122758 So can we finally discuss Futanari now?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:28:47 2015 No.13122769

>>13122759
But that's just the point- they can't handle the SHEER AUDACITY that someone is interested in monstergirls in a different way than them, they must REPORT! REPORT! or else this whole website will devolve from hoards of fat, unwashed, unlikable teenage men to hoards of fat, unwashed, unlikable teenage men WHO LIKE WOMEN WITH COCKS!

>>13122763
>Talk about how people can't handle fetishes that aren't theirs
>Someone gets mad and hand-puppets a story to make them self feel better while doing exactly what I made fun of in my post
kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:29:29 2015 No.13122771 >>13122768 I'd like for a Manticore to show me her tail pussy, only to open it and reveal a big long knot ready to have its way with me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:29:59 2015 No.13122773 >>13122769 Here's your reply.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:30:38 2015 No.13122776 Well, I'm out. Have fun when these threads get kicked off this board too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:30:39 2015 No.13122778 >>13122768 Might as well discuss this, I don't mind dating a Tanuki with a small but supple dick and balls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:30:40 2015 No.13122779 >>13122768 >>13122771 And the trolls are out in full force now. Back to reading manga I go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:30:56 2015 No.13122782 >>13122741 Noted. I'm going to have it start out vanilla enough, and then BAM: frottage and unprotected non-penetrative sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:31:23 2015 No.13122783 >>13122768 Nah. >>13122773 Thanks? >>13122778 >dating a Tanuki dude that's nasty

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:31:57 2015 No.13122785 What would your waifu do if you were kidnapped and she was forced to watch you die a horrible death without being able to do anything to stop it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:32:03 2015 No.13122786 >>13122771 I'm completely OK with this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:32:04 2015 No.13122787 Here we go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:33:03 2015 No.13122791 >>13122782 >Non penetrative wimp >>13122785 call the police, hopefully >>13122771 Plsss staaahp

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:33:04 2015 No.13122792 >>13122782 >unprotected non-penetrative sex Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:33:56 2015 No.13122794 >>13122623 I wish to make love to a familiar's tail!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:33:59 2015 No.13122795 You know what, fuck it, I'll go ahead and admit my deepest desire. I want to Alp, and be some Anon's cute arm candy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:34:06 2015 No.13122798 >>13122787 Get the popcorn. I'll get the nachos

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:35:33 2015 No.13122800 >>13122795 Well this is getting fucking weird. Out of curiosity does d have mg threads?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:35:37 2015 No.13122801 Eh good thing I downloaded some good games last night, gonna need something to do for a few hours while the thread ass rapes itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:35:38 2015 No.13122802 >>13122734 but hyenas aren't dickgirls

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:35:40 2015 No.13122803
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>>13122787
Funny thing is, whenever shitsorms start and end, we bounce back from them as if they never happened in the first place.

Anyways, this isn't the first time the futafags have started a shitstorm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:36:14 2015 No.13122806 >>13122785 Depends on who did it. if they are average humans, she might try yo outright kill them, if they're stronger then her, she might find some other way to get to them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:36:56 2015 No.13122810 >>13122802 But they have pseudo-penises.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:37:10 2015 No.13122811 >>13122782 Sounds lewd. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:37:38 2015 No.13122812 >>13122755 aluminum can't rust also, what about that jinko prostitute one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:38:02 2015 No.13122814 >>13122803 Let's fight about maledom instead. The only people who like amazons are cucks who couldn't get a date if the girl's life depended on it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:38:13 2015 No.13122815 >not wanting to suck big, veiny MG futa cocks

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:39:08 2015 No.13122817

>>13122800
What's weird about it?

Gender Bending is hot, and having my own female parts would be fun as hell. Not to mention sex as a woman is reportedly better than as a man, and I'm submissive.

And an Anon gets a new Onahole to bully.

Everyone wins when Alps are involved, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:39:17 2015 No.13122818 >>13122815 I know right? What are these guys gay?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:39:28 2015 No.13122820 >>13122812 Awful dialogue and rushed character development.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:40:16 2015 No.13122824 >>13122810 eh it's still an organ you penetrate - not the other way around. No male gonads either. giving birth through that thing must hurt like a motherfucker though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:40:52 2015 No.13122825 >>13122820 So every one of his stories?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:40:56 2015 No.13122826 >>13122817 im not one to go "nyyeaahh muh precious jp" but genderblend needs to be kept on d when it's being written.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:40:59 2015 No.13122827 >>13122817 What's your favorite position to get fucked in, hrm, Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:42:12 2015 No.13122833 >>13122825 Eh, short stories can get a pass on quick character development To be fair, his dialogue was pretty shit. It's been getting better, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:42:24 2015 No.13122834 >>13122825 Bingo, right on the money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:43:38 2015 No.13122843 >>13122827 However my Anon wants it, preferably rough enough to make me hazed and hold up V signs. Being held up and fucked against a wall or something for example.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:44:43 2015 No.13122845 >>13122843 Dood this isn't even related to MGs at this point

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:45:40 2015 No.13122847 >>13122845 >Alps >Not MGE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:46:12 2015 No.13122849 >>13122825 A large amount of MGs are about femdom, so I'm pretty sure that dicks being on the other end will never be kicked out for good because of the overlap of preferences.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:46:17 2015 No.13122850 >>13119586 >shotgun goes off after falling to the floor. What kind of shit tier shotgun does that? Good story though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:46:27 2015 No.13122852 >>13122843 You're a filthy slut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:47:30 2015 No.13122854 >>13122849 >>13122825 wrong number

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:48:15 2015 No.13122855 >>13122847 Anon this is just gay. Go to /a/ or /v/ if you want to act like a faggot. I just want to play vidya with my alp friend and help her cope with being an alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:48:18 2015 No.13122856 >>13122852 For you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:48:41 2015 No.13122857 >>13122795 I wanna be an alp too but a stage-3 i don't what my fate will be as long as i'm in stage-3.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:49:08 2015 No.13122860 >>13122843 >fucked against a wall You better be light 'cause that's hard to do

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:50:20 2015 No.13122862 >>13122855 And she just wants to give you "Rewards" whenever you beat her in a game. Or at least, that's the excuse she uses to "Cope" with her desire to stuff your cock in her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:50:34 2015 No.13122863 File: 45 KB, 480x270, giphy-facebook_s.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MG approaches Dr. Brule and attempts to bed him >WHAT ARE YOU DOING LADY, THAT'S MY PREE PREE >FEELS GOOD ON MY DANGUS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:51:11 2015 No.13122865 >>13122862 No dickings anon. Just friendship and hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:53:28 2015 No.13122870 >>13122850 One that's loaded and improperly maintained Guns are dangerous anon, improper care and maintenance lead to losing toes, fingers, tails, and many other horrible things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:54:03 2015 No.13122871 >>13122865 You really think that her tail keeps rubbing against your thighs is mere coincidence?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:55:05 2015 No.13122875 >>13121676 Stupid.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 20:55:39 2015 No.13122877

>>13118723
Moose. Stalker here and I got a question regarding chapter 84.
The monster he talks about in the cage, is that supposed to be Rose directly or is it just the same creature. I'm just interested if this guy was there to see her in both her form before the new demon lord and after the demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:07:15 2015 No.13122912 File: 330 KB, 609x620, 234734846327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One hundred babies

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:08:19 2015 No.13122915 >>13122912 Too many babies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:08:57 2015 No.13122918 >>13122912 And on that day, Anon ask himself one simple question Was is worth it? And the answer? __Yes__

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:12:17 2015 No.13122922 >>13122912 But that would take 75 years. 37 and a half years if they were all twins. I'd be 106 years old by the time we were finished.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:14:05 2015 No.13122929 >>13122922 mamono mana son, I ain't gotta explain shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:14:07 2015 No.13122931 >>13122922 You underestimate her power

Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Sun Mar 1 21:15:36 2015 No.13122936

>>13122877
Crocodile. As in an actual crocodile inside a steel cage. For there to be actual monsters in my setting, you'd need to go much further back. Back by about 200 (at most 300) years since that guy was a kid. I've always pinned rose sharing more alike with a crocodile for her monstrous parts rather than say a monitor lizard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:15:42 2015 No.13122937 >>13122871 Yes. It's fine, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:16:32 2015 No.13122940 >>13122922 Dragons live a long. 100 years is nothing for them and their husbands. Monstergirls also have low fertility rate, so it would take even more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:18:22 2015 No.13122945 >>13122940 a long time*

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:21:35 2015 No.13122958 How do you feel about non lewd cute?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:23:34 2015 No.13122963 >>13122958 It's nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:23:40 2015 No.13122964 >>13122958 I'll take cute anyway I can get it but I do like my lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:24:03 2015 No.13122966 >>13122958 I like it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:24:51 2015 No.13122969 >>13122958 Need more of it. A nice refreshing change of pace.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:31:25 2015 No.13122976 >>13122958 >cute I miss Loen

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:32:24 2015 No.13122979 >>13122958 >no cuddlecore to build pillow forts with

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:33:04 2015 No.13122980 >>13122979 And now I'm sad Thanks, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:33:12 2015 No.13122981 >>13122979 >no one to build pillow forts with

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:33:50 2015 No.13122984 >>13122958 It's nice. Trying to write some myself. Trying to write a lot of stuff... >>13122979 >You'll never build a pillow fort to cuddle in with your waifu Sadness. Truly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:34:50 2015 No.13122985 >>13121669 >>13121749 >exploding >cum once you die Whoa, when was this revealed? I thought they didn't have a clear effect yet. I was under the impression they made the armor impossible to take off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:36:21 2015 No.13122990 >>13122976 When will God grace us with his presence again? He's been trapped in that spooky scary mansion for ages

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:36:28 2015 No.13122991 >>13122812 >Jinko Prostitute One >Get curious, look it up to give it a read Wow. These feels man. Wound up reading the smutty Jinko Rape-Play one first, which was also good, though in the "Quick Fap" way rather than an interesting story.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:38:31 2015 No.13122995 >>13122993 >Ice Dragon What a qt3.14. Makes my heart go doki-doki.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Mar 1 21:42:18 2015 No.13123004

>>13122617
Val was largely shaped by the two competing forces of self-preservation and love for his family. Now, naturally, these shouldn't have been competing at all. That his family was simultaneously predatory and affectionate meant that he felt both a need to protect himself from them and protect and help them. His mother, while trying to help him and her daughters by trying to get him to get married only reinforced this dichotomy, and caused him to experience even more stress.

That he had a constant need to find a way for humans and monsters to coexist was a projection of his search to find a way to live with his family while protecting his own ego. His eventual conclusion was that kindness was the only answer, mirroring the fact that his sisters' kindness was what kept him from completely going over the edge. That they kept putting his needs ahead of their own is probably the only reason he walked away from that house as something other than a mindbroken manslut or a CLEANSE-AND-PURGE inquisitor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:43:48 2015 No.13123009 >>13122936 Yeah see that's what I thought but wasn't 100% sure. I'm looking forward to new chapters :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:49:05 2015 No.13123019 What would your waifu's zelda style boss subtitle be

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:52:03 2015 No.13123030 File: 1.64 MB, 1742x1000, 7f67772ccb2b3c812b517284afbd45fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122958 I like it, especially if it involves daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:53:15 2015 No.13123035 >>13123019 Antisocial Flying Nerd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:53:21 2015 No.13123036 >>13123019 What would your waifu's touhou style boss subtitle be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:54:37 2015 No.13123039 >>13122912 ...What about it?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:55:42 2015 No.13123044 [SPOILER]

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>TFW embarassed by the first Monster Girl you ever saw that made your pants feel funny and you loved seeing her for some reason
>TFW you'd still hit that hard

What's her name?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:56:00 2015 No.13123045 >>13122958 It's the sole reason I'm here. I get my porn from somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:58:24 2015 No.13123047 File: 1.17 MB, 1062x1280, 1425265104424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123044 It was a strange time

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:00:05 2015 No.13123051 >>13123047 I'd totally hit a Kitsune Renamon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:00:37 2015 No.13123053 >>13123047 You're probably expecting this, but, that's furry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:01:28 2015 No.13123059 >>13123051 the strange part was I prefer her vanilla >>13123053 Thanks, I didn't notice.....

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:02:42 2015 No.13123063 File: 47 KB, 280x280, 1425265362644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123044

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:02:52 2015 No.13123064 >tfw you will never save a city from a dragon with you penis http://exhentai.org/s/8a73ce322f/549512-19

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:03:30 2015 No.13123065 >>13123044 Angewomon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:04:20 2015 No.13123070 >>13123063 >>13123065 Fight Fight Fight!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:04:41 2015 No.13123072 File: 554 KB, 800x1089, _Renamon_Up_G__colored___by_megawolf77.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123063 >Muh edgy >muh drama fuq u renafag best gril

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:06:06 2015 No.13123078 >>13123072 >Not Sakuyamon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:06:57 2015 No.13123080 >>13122993 that tail's an accident waiting to happen

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:07:47 2015 No.13123082 >>13123078 Mixing rika and renamon without the benefit of a threesome is just looking for trouble

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:08:49 2015 No.13123085 >>13123072 >Edgy >Drama The fuck're you talking about? >>13123070 >>13123065 Nah, Angewomon's hot too. Hell I wish I could be the girl in Digimon World Re:Digitize who has both of them as partners. I wish I could just fucking PLAY that game even...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:09:10 2015 No.13123086 File: 39 KB, 515x599, 1425265750833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123047 superior tamer waifu coming through

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:09:33 2015 No.13123087 >>13123064 why is Hroz so good?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:10:56 2015 No.13123093 >>13123085 >The fuck're you talking about? So you're saying that literally all of her lines (especially in the english dub) weren't edgy and cheesy as fuck? >>13123086 guilmon would make a pile of ass for a tamer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:12:52 2015 No.13123101 >>13123087 >Equal parts loving femdom and submission >Giant curvy monsters >Happy ends Absoulutelybased.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:13:47 2015 No.13123107 >>13123087 He's the god of vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:13:48 2015 No.13123108 >>13123087 >>13123101 New Translations never ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:14:07 2015 No.13123111 >>13123087 He's a god amongst men

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:15:57 2015 No.13123118 >>13123108 W-what are you talking about? I thought i saw a new one super recently

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:18:22 2015 No.13123122 >>13123118 Never. Ever. Again, or maybe in like seven months.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:19:09 2015 No.13123124 >>13123087 King of vanilla, thick women and cute reactions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:19:30 2015 No.13123126 Who let all these furries in?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:22:00 2015 No.13123129 >>13123126 >People talk about MGs and MG related things >Dude gets assmad cause someone posts something topic relevant, but is outside of said dude's fetishes you're bringing the thread down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:22:28 2015 No.13123131 >>13123126 It was like one guy and he didn't cause a shit fit. Yes he should have not posted it to begin with but at least he didn't cause a shit storm. You're talking about the Renamon guy right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:23:47 2015 No.13123137 >>13123131 >Yes he should have not posted it to begin with but at least he didn't cause a shit storm. uhh, no. "What's the first MG that made you feel weird in an uncomfortable way?" >reply is posted how is that not ok?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:25:13 2015 No.13123142 I would totally fuck Renamon's tight foxpussy.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:25:16 2015 No.13123143

>>13123131
>>13123129

I'm talking about the Renamon (and other pictures of girls with snouts).

It's funny how we fight so hard everyday not to be looked at as furries and then posts like >>13123047 and >>13123086 just stroll in like it's nobody's business and nobody cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:27:29 2015 No.13123153 >>13123142 renamon keeps her legs so close together that I doubt anyone can get near her nethers

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:28:42 2015 No.13123155 >>13123143 Because not everyone is as easily butthurt as you are. >>13123153 I'd buttfuck her, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:28:50 2015 No.13123156 >>13123153 Anon they're data. They probably don't even have genitalia, so just stop with that talk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:29:40 2015 No.13123161 >>13123143 They're just trying to bait others with those pics. Report and move on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:29:49 2015 No.13123162 >>13123137 >>13123155 >"What's the first MG that made you feel weird in an uncomfortable way?" >"What's the first MG >What's the first Monster Girl It says Monstergirl, not straight anthropomorphic animal character.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:29:57 2015 No.13123163 >>13123156 >implying they don't have data for sex They could have a set of genitals that perfectly match whatever your preference is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:30:21 2015 No.13123166 >>13123093 >Implying I formed my attachment to LadyDevimon by watching the anime

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:30:45 2015 No.13123168 >>13123143 If we're not furfags, we're certainly something close, if not worse. One of these days we're gonna start seeing MG fursuits, you just wait. >>13123156 MAMAMONO MANA >>13123163 dude that's kinda weird

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:30:54 2015 No.13123169 >>13123143 >implying we actually do fight hard for that goal

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:30:59 2015 No.13123170 >>13123161 >It offends me! >B-bait!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:31:37 2015 No.13123174 >>13123163 Anon they're code. When you boot up a fucking game does it have a vagina?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:32:11 2015 No.13123175 >>13123168 >MG Fursuits It's already begun. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48894210

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:32:21 2015 No.13123176 >>13123168 >If we're not furfags, we're certainly something close, if not worse >if not worse I don't think you know you're talking about.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:32:28 2015 No.13123177

>>13123168

>If we're not furfags, we're certainly something close, if not worse.

Furries create fursonas of themselves, we don't.

Furries wear animal costumes and go to conventions in them in public, we don't.

Furries pop up and discuss their fetishes literally anywhere on the internet the moment they find out their kind is welcome in the communities they are, we don't.

Furries feel attraction towards actual animals, we don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:32:32 2015 No.13123178 >>13123174 If it's programmed too, yes what do you think oculus rift is going to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:33:36 2015 No.13123184 >>13123166 what, dija buy the licensed ball gag? >>13123161 dude, you're acting like a paranoid druggie. >>13123175 OH GOD STOP

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:34:34 2015 No.13123187 >>13123175 goddamn it why do autists ruin everything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:34:59 2015 No.13123190 >>13123177 You're really shit at putting together an argument.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:35:21 2015 No.13123192 >>13123177 >>13123176 You do realize you're creating more problems than the alleged "furfags" by creating a fuss over one image? An image that is non furry related or sexualized?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:35:53 2015 No.13123194

>>13123177
>Furries create fursonas of themselves, we don't.
Keep telling yourself that anon.

>Furries wear animal costumes and go to conventions in them in public, we don't.
Only because most MG designs don't require a full-out bodysuit. A few people have attempted Monster Girl Cosplay, to varying degrees of success. To say nothing of the commonality of succubi.

>Furries pop up and discuss their fetishes literally anywhere on the internet the moment they find out their kind is welcome in the communities they are, we don't.
I've seen MGs come up in too many other places to call this anything other than bullshit.

>Furries feel attraction towards actual animals, we don't.
This is true. For the most part. And when an out-and-out bestiality fag does pop up, we do tell them to gtfo.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:37:15 2015 No.13123200 >>13123196 I miss Dakini

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:37:41 2015 No.13123202 >>13123184 No. I bought this "Digimon Encyclopedia" that was released in English when the show was just getting going. Way before LadyDevimon ever appeared in the show, I simply fell in love with her image in that book.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:37:50 2015 No.13123204 >>13123196 I want to tell her she's still cute even after her scarring.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:40:20 2015 No.13123210 >>13123194 >>13123192 >>13123177 alllllright allright allright We all know where this is going. Renaguy can have his furry, neon yellow fox and we can all have our own things WITHOUT getting banned. You should drop the argument

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:40:49 2015 No.13123211 File: 145 KB, 800x800, 1422841993752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123200 A good number of us do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:41:36 2015 No.13123215 >>13123155 >I'd buttfuck her, too. If the chances of sex are slim, I don't think we should be looking towards anal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:46:19 2015 No.13123223 >>13123211 >tfw no operator kitsune that demands headpats after every mission >even the ones she's not on

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:47:54 2015 No.13123226 >>13123223 >No matter how many times she might protest when you give her one, she never tells you to stop

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:49:14 2015 No.13123233 >>13122985 It was in the history lesson during the original story, I just put two and two together.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:49:25 2015 No.13123234 File: 123 KB, 666x1200, 79a653b8ce6ebede1b2400c85869cfde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123223 How about a Kitsune to help you through PTSD?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:49:35 2015 No.13123235 File: 104 KB, 500x706, c097e821cc69ae767b03244330baa35f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you join the Reich for her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:50:51 2015 No.13123243 >>13123235 I'd join the Reich for one of those stylish outfits. The Nazis were bastards, but damn they had swank clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:51:13 2015 No.13123245 >>13123235 No. I want that gun though

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:51:15 2015 No.13123246 >>13123234 I don't think they'd be as good as a Yeti or a Hoslt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:51:22 2015 No.13123248 >>13123235 >Death's Head emblem on her hat Well, if I do then she'll be my commanding officer in whatever tank I'm assigned to, so no. >>13123234 I really need to get back to writing that PTSD story of mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:52:12 2015 No.13123250 >>13123243 I'll admit to that. Yeah, they did some knarly things, but you got to admit they dressed well

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:52:27 2015 No.13123253 >>13123235 No. They seem mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:52:40 2015 No.13123255 >>13123235 not with that Trigger discipline >>13123234 I hope that second set of ear pro doesn't imply she has two sets of ears.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:52:43 2015 No.13123256 >>13123235 Only if I get a set of neat clothing like >>13123243 said.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:53:09 2015 No.13123257 >>13123233 They share the same universe? If that's true then we kinda have a huge spoiler for how the whole thing will end, monsters not stymied, single gender population explosion puts social order at risk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:59:25 2015 No.13123271 >Just bought volume 6 of Monster Musume from the store today. >Checked the back of the book >"Headless Whoresman!" Who the fuck wrote this? She's not even like that in the manga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:00:31 2015 No.13123273 >>13123234 I'm still upset that the Wyvern PTSD healing story never got written.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:00:34 2015 No.13123274 >>13123271 You're complaining about an ecchi harem story using overly sexual content as its selling point?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:02:59 2015 No.13123277 >>13123271 I like to think that the real "Whoresman" is Darling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:03:06 2015 No.13123279 >>13123274 I'm complaining about them completely missing her character and thinking she's a whore just because it's an ecchi manga.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:04:09 2015 No.13123281 >>13123279 Anon, it's just a joke Did Itsy Bitsy not tip you off?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:04:43 2015 No.13123282 >>13123279 But that doesn't sell to lonely perverted men Anon. It's not like the publishers give two fucks anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:06:28 2015 No.13123285 >>13123281 Your waifu's a whore. Don't worry, I was having a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:08:12 2015 No.13123288 >>13123285 Anon, you're taking this a bit too cereal right now Just sit down and drink some milk

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:08:35 2015 No.13123289 >>13123285 Anon, don't get so mad over shitty Chinese cartoon characters being misrepresented. Get mad over something worthwhile. Like Horsepussy over Frontgina.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:08:48 2015 No.13123290 >>13123235 >Nazi monstergirl Thatsmyfetish.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:10:28 2015 No.13123293 >>13123290 But anon, they're mean! And you know what happens to their POWS, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:11:34 2015 No.13123297 >>13123293 Sent off to the Manticore nation yes yes, whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:12:02 2015 No.13123299 >>13123235 Only if she learns how to hold a gun properly. I'm still joining, just not for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:12:16 2015 No.13123300 >>13123289 Yeah you're right. Guess no one likes her enough to give a shit. I mean she barely appears in any chapters after the first 2 she's in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:12:44 2015 No.13123301 >>13123297 I was thinking more of public gangrape, but that too.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:13:00 2015 No.13123303
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So guys, what video game would you show your waifu to prove that video games can be great works, like literature with their stories, or art with their graphics and scenery?

Mine would be pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:13:01 2015 No.13123304 >>13123293 Who cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:13:17 2015 No.13123305 >>13123299 >I-I'll join, b-but not for you, baka!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:14:43 2015 No.13123307 File: 541 KB, 600x800, 1410778685529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Moo~"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:15:36 2015 No.13123312 >>13123307 Cows, why is it always cows? I hate cows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:15:47 2015 No.13123313 >>13123307 >Those dead eyes >That late in the day >That apprehensive hand on the curtain God save you when the cows come home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:16:19 2015 No.13123314 >>13123304 But anon, what about all those poor human boys brutalized by those wicked nazi monstergirls? Do you just not care about them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:16:23 2015 No.13123315 >>13123303 I'd show her Super Metroid, Metroid Prime trilogy, and Other M. To show her just why people say Other M is shit.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:16:57 2015 No.13123317

>>13123303
Mine would probably be one of Rockstar's games too. As much as they fuck around and generally don't give a fuck, they're one of the few groups that can make actually believable characters, story lines, and scenery. While at the same time allowing near absolute freedom to do whatever the hell you want.
>>13123307
Oh god not another one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:18:52 2015 No.13123319 >>13123303 Metal Gear Solid 1.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:20:38 2015 No.13123323 >>13123303 Super Metroid, the Metroid Prime Trilogy, and Fusion Oh yeah, and Red Dead

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:21:01 2015 No.13123324 >>13123319 >That one song that plays during the credits >Imagining Snake being bitten and attacked by Wolfdog girs at first before they follow him around

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:23:03 2015 No.13123326 >>13123303 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGUdm0d3Bzw

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:23:14 2015 No.13123327 >>13123307 Welp, better put her down before mad cow disease spreads to the rest of 'em

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:24:01 2015 No.13123328 >>13123324 But anon Snake is better off being alone.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:24:30 2015 No.13123330

>>13123314
I would be lying if I say that I do.
>>13123299
But anon, what if she's the only reason you can join. What if you're a POW in a prison camp under her control and she falls in love with you and wants you to change sides so you can be with her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:25:04 2015 No.13123332 >>13123327 You mean put her down on the bed so you can fuck it out of her, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:25:39 2015 No.13123335 >>13123328 >better off alone Nobody is better off alone.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Mar 1 23:26:16 2015 No.13123338 File: 44 KB, 363x516, B--WeZ3U4AAOMxP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Blueberry thighs.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Sun Mar 1 23:27:00 2015 No.13123341

>>13123257
While I'll admit that it's somewhat convoluted, and while I've had no chance or reason to give an exact date as of yet, both stories do take place in the same universe. That the current MC was buttmad over the fact that an Ushi-Oni was allowed into Megalan territory - implying that it's recent enough for him to still have bile over it - gives a general timeframe for the story as close-to-immediately after the last one.

And yes, the collar explodes under a small number of circumstances, one of which being climax.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:27:23 2015 No.13123343 >>13123338 I'd eat some of her blueberry pie IYKWIM

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:27:27 2015 No.13123344 >>13123327 What if mad cow disease makes holsts more like human women?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:27:58 2015 No.13123346

>>13123330
If I'm a POW then either 1. I joined the war willingly and am not going to change sides, especially if some bitch with no trigger discipline tries to force herself on me. Or 2. I was conscripted in which case I'm still not going to switch sides and fight against my own people. I'll get her to treat all the prisoners good though and try to get them all out though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:28:24 2015 No.13123347 >>13123344 >more like human women KILL THEM KILL THEM AND BURN THE CORPSES! DON'T LET THE DISEASE SPREAD!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:28:30 2015 No.13123348 File: 444 KB, 763x1079, 0ae15b438d1259240cc55c6a06fc2396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123303 Minecraft, hands down. Yeah yeah, no story, but it's a wonderful game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:28:55 2015 No.13123350 >>13123303 Max Payne series. Just so she can see the sad sack he becomes. I really liked Max Payne 3

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:29:26 2015 No.13123353 >>13123338 Look at her right thigh for a few minutes.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Mar 1 23:30:10 2015 No.13123354 File: 105 KB, 600x851, B--ZB65U8AAflqK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123343 What about asking out the curvy nerdy nurse?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:31:02 2015 No.13123356 >>13123348 Love that mod. Also exposed nipple, prepare for orbital strike.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:31:03 2015 No.13123357 >>13123354 I want to hug that nurse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:32:00 2015 No.13123360 >>13123354 I'd do it. Maybe even rub her breasts

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:32:34 2015 No.13123362 >>13123360 They say that massaging breasts make them grow

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:32:47 2015 No.13123363 >>13123356 That mod is kill though. I've failed to see it get coverage. But then again, I didn't download or follow it. It it good now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:33:18 2015 No.13123364 >>13123362 Then so be it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:34:40 2015 No.13123370 >>13123348 >Minecraft >Good game >Thinking story makes a good game Holy shit, this has to be the worst taste I have ever seen said unironically, please don't ever show someone vidya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:35:14 2015 No.13123372 >>13123363 I have no idea I just love all the porn that came with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:36:42 2015 No.13123377 >>13123370 >Someone posts their opinion >You suffer an assplosion and insult them without context or logic >also claim that said person said somthing they didn't Dude, you're a fucking fool. >>13123372 Oh. Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:37:16 2015 No.13123380 >>13123362 This kills the bra.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:39:03 2015 No.13123384 >MFW when no tomboy Salamander to cuddle/fuck/drink with after a hard game of hockey. Life is pain, its a good thing I'm a masochist.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:39:32 2015 No.13123385 >>13123380 Who needs bras? Where we're going, we don't need bra's

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:40:34 2015 No.13123388 >>13123362 You act like that isn't the goal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:40:38 2015 No.13123389 >>13123380 Good. Bras are bad anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:40:48 2015 No.13123390 >>13123384 >hockey Go choke on your Kraft dinner, guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:40:54 2015 No.13123391 >>13123385 Anon, a true patrician sees the charm in having sex with a woman while she leaves the bra on and takes everything else off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:42:11 2015 No.13123394 >>13123391 >leave the bra on >take everything else off What the hell is the point? I agree clothed sex is good but why would you only leave the bra on? That makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:42:34 2015 No.13123396 >>13123391 That may be true, but a true patrician would see that sex with a woman who takes off the bra, but leaves on the panties is divine Added bonus if there's ripped pantyhose or if she keeps the stockings on

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:42:47 2015 No.13123397 >>13123390 Hey, I played goalie without a cup today anon. Don't need none of your sass. Also, screw Kraft, Macaroni and cheese is crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:42:58 2015 No.13123399 >>13123341 >immediately after So the world as we know it is purposefully anachronistic? I've always had a soft spot for these kinds of settings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:43:03 2015 No.13123401 >>13123384 I'd rather a hockey-playing Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:43:37 2015 No.13123402 >>13123394 Have you not slept with a girl with a large chest? Big orbs of flesh bouncing around can be a pain.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:44:08 2015 No.13123404

>>13123377
>Someone posts opinion
Just as I can give my opinion on my opinion. :^)

>You suffer an assplosion and insult them without context or logic
The fuck is an assplosion? Just say butthurt. As for context, the fuck context do you need? He said Minecraft was a good game that showed how games could be a valid art form. And I said that was retarded. What more context do you want? As for logic, Minecraft has countless poor game design choices and is more enjoyed as a toybox than an actual game, and is coded terribly. It was also rushed the moment Notch got his jewsheckles.

>also claim that said person said somthing they didn't
User said "Yeah yeah, I know no story". This implies that he holds story as a high value for a good game, with Minecraft being the exception. I think that's a logical assumption.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:44:12 2015 No.13123406 >>13123397 >Macaroni and cheese is crap I was just about to shake your hand for being my Canadian brother, but all you're getting is a glob of spit

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:44:14 2015 No.13123407 >>13123397 You're crap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:45:59 2015 No.13123409 >>13123402 Maybe for her back, but that's only for 3DPD, DE fixes all tit related problems.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:46:07 2015 No.13123410 >>13123402 >Have you not slept with a girl with a large chest? are you seriously asking that here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:46:22 2015 No.13123411 >>13123404 /v/ is down the road anon. If you want to sperg over people thinking differently than you do it there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:46:32 2015 No.13123412 >>13123406 Not canadian, American (Michigan to be specific) so don't hold back. >>13123407 You can like it all you want, I'd rather have cereal than mac & cheese

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Sun Mar 1 23:47:31 2015 No.13123415 File: 129 KB, 600x600, 39484082_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123409 Oh right. >>13123410 Right, sorry, forgot where I am.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:48:41 2015 No.13123420

>>13123404
Holy shit this is glorious
Hey, what's your belt size?
What's your favorite color of fedora?
Anybody can say a "game has poor design choices," but only a fool like you would think a hanging statement like that would hold weight. And an emoticon apparently
And assplosion really is the only appropriate word for this, this is too advanced for butthurt. It's like you've been shoving crabs up your ass for months

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:49:03 2015 No.13123421 >>13123412 >American >Not liking Kraft Mac and Cheese Get the fuck out of my country you commie scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:49:42 2015 No.13123424 >>13123412 >American Well that explains plenty. I can't believe I thought of shaking your hand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:49:42 2015 No.13123425 >>13123412 >Michigan I wouldn't fart in the general direction of your shitty state. Fuck off and take your niggers with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:50:29 2015 No.13123426 >>13123409 >DE fixes all tit related problems. About that... think about this for a second.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:51:26 2015 No.13123429 >>13123424 >Complains about America >Has the tumor of Quebec You really shouldn't open your mouth Buddy

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:51:41 2015 No.13123430 >>13123426 She's not in MGE therefore DE does NOT apply?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:52:14 2015 No.13123432 >>13123425 This ain't /b/ or /pol/ son.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:52:20 2015 No.13123433 >>13122446 That fact is not fun at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:53:04 2015 No.13123434 >>13123429 Listen, we can agree that Quebec should be eradicated without a second thought But we are not friends, friend

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:53:08 2015 No.13123436

>>13123421
Please, Mac & Cheese is wiggly goo that does little more than stick to the inside of pots and use precious bowls that could hold chili.

>>13123425
Please, Detroit is its own allocation of "special" that the rest of Michigan dislikes.

It needs to be burnt down or have a dark matter dropped in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:53:16 2015 No.13123437 >>13123429 >Talks shit like the south doesn't exist Same to you partner

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:53:26 2015 No.13123438 >>13123432 >/b/ >/pol/ >son Le awesome maymay

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:53:49 2015 No.13123439 >>13123430 Unless DE can magically float her breasts in the air to relieve the back stress, it's not gonna do bunk for the overall problem. And frankly, that's just silly...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:55:24 2015 No.13123442 >>13123432 Oh I'm sorry, should I check my privilege and hate myself for being straight and white too?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:56:22 2015 No.13123445

>>13123437
>Thinks we like the south
That place is full of incest, racism, and still heavily structured by social standing.
Trust me, the only good thing out of the south is music and their food [spolier]Fella[/spoiler]
>>13123436
>Chili
Sorry, I didn't realize you were from the south, and or Mexican Hombre.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:57:15 2015 No.13123446 >>13123430 Ding ding! Hitomi, so far as I can tell, isn't even MGE based. Granted, she's 2d so there's no point in worrying about breast weight outside of gags anyway, but it's important to remember that KC isn't in everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:58:42 2015 No.13123449 >>13123445 >South Son, chili is a magical creation that spans the borders of countries and states. What would I rather have? A bowl of empty calories (with a little bit of calcium) or a heaping bowl of protein to help build muscles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:59:02 2015 No.13123450 >>13123445 Let's end this here. But let me say this one last thing. At least Quebec's cancer is pretty much ignored you faggots deal with the South every day

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 23:59:07 2015 No.13123451 >>13123439 What if it makes her muscles and bones strong enough to support the weight easily?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:01:01 2015 No.13123454 >>13123451 Well...I suppose, that's a point. But as others have said, it matters little outside of MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:02:39 2015 No.13123457 >>13123451 Just gotta lift weights and get strong, building the muscles necessary to hold her giant breasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:04:28 2015 No.13123460 Your waifu asks you to eat Pizza off her naked body without using your hands. Are you man enough to do it?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:04:51 2015 No.13123464

>>13123370
Minecraft gets a shit ton of support that it doesn't really deserve, but it's not bad. It's relaxing to just wander around and build stuff. Also if he's showing someone who has never really seen a video game it might be good to start with something simple, and minecraft's way of building would kinda be a good way to show off how games could be art; no way near the best but good.

Story can't make a good game alone but it definitely can help. Telltale would be dead if story couldn't drive people to buy games. Also stories are a form of artwork so it fits the theme.

this isn't /v/ don't start fights about games

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:05:55 2015 No.13123466 >>13123460 Anyone who doesn't, simply is not a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:05:56 2015 No.13123467 >>13123460 Better question is who is gay enough not to do it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:08:00 2015 No.13123472 >>13123460 What kind of pizza are we talking about? If it's Chicago style, then I might want to take my time eating her out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:08:02 2015 No.13123473 >>13123460 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:08:05 2015 No.13123474 >>13123460 Of course. It's bloody pizza Anyone that says no is a child

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:08:13 2015 No.13123476 >>13123460 A slice or two. But I'd rather feed it to her. Gotta put that all natural holstaurus cheese to use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:09:07 2015 No.13123480 >>13122474 Oh Lexx. The show I want to watch, but always cringe and never finish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:09:40 2015 No.13123483 >>13123438 Is this supposed to be funny or clever?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:09:54 2015 No.13123485 >>13123472 Normal mode: Regular Very easy: New York Hard mode: Deep dish European Extreme: Chicago style

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:11:58 2015 No.13123491

>>13123411
>Disagreeing with someone is "Sperging out"
Sorry if I triggered you Anon, I was wrong. All opinions are equal, and who am I to judge? After all, disagreeing would be breaking the hugbox.

>>13123420
Euphoric questions mate! Anon, to play Minecraft properly you need the fucking wiki. Please explain how that's good game design. There's no way to know half of the recipes on your own without prior knowledge, or the fact you can go to Hell, or the fact you can throw Firedust on Enderpearls to create eyes which you can throw into the air and will lead you to an undetermined location (Which they'll sometimes disappear randomly so you'll need to make sure you craft plenty) and follow until it leads you straight to the portal (Rendering the rest of the stronghold that appears with it obsolete), and you'll need to also make sure your portal spawned correctly and wasn't broken by the glitchy terrain generation. From there you must know to put all your remaining Eye of Enders in the portal stones (Hope you didn't burn through them all from the RNG) and it'll then open a portal. Now you will suddenly be thrown into a boss fight with no build up or even knowledge the game had these, and you must climb unto pillars, destroy cubes, and then kill the flying dragon. At which point the credits roll (And hopefully you grabbed the egg, which does nothing but is the closest thing to a "Reward" you get) and you'll be returned to spawn after "2deep4you" credits reel that were written by a redditor and have absolutely nothing to do with the game.

Minecraft's actual gameplay is garbage, it's best as a lego simulator. And the furthest they went with that concept was the Redstone. Then they decided to shove in a shitty end, pointless survival mode that has terrible progression and is easy as hell to "Survive", and bunnies and wolves. There's no depth, it's just fluff with no substance.

>>13123464
A perfect first video game would be Tetris. Simple, with rules. Perfect. Art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:12:06 2015 No.13123493 >>13123485 I'd go new york just to get it over with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:12:43 2015 No.13123496 >>13123460 I'd be down for it, but why pizza though? You'd figure she'd prefer something like whipped cream so you'd have an excuse to lick her clean. With pizza you'd just take a bites and use her as a plate, which I doubt is very intimate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:13:03 2015 No.13123498 >>13123491 Nah you totally had an asspolosion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:13:26 2015 No.13123500 I want to get a familiar pregnant with nonuplets and carry her around because her belly is almost too heavy for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:14:32 2015 No.13123507 >>13123496 But what if your waifu is a plate tsukumogami? Or what if she wants you to bully her by eating the food off of her plate-like flat chest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:14:59 2015 No.13123509 >>13123491 >Euphoric questions mate! Anon, to play Minecraft properly you need the fucking wiki. Stopped reading right there. this is hilarious. I unno, maybe I'll get back to you later. But sleep is more important

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:15:44 2015 No.13123512 >>13123491 Tetris actually sounds pretty good for that situation. Plus the music can be catchy as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:15:54 2015 No.13123513 >>13123491 Go to sleep. Maybe you'll stop being cranky over stupid shit if you get a nice sleep.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:16:42 2015 No.13123516
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>>13123498
>>13123509
>>13123513
>"You're butthurt! You didn't even explain why you thought the game is bad, stop using buzzwords!"
>Explain why I think the game is bad
>"Y-You're butthurt!"
Well OK then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:16:45 2015 No.13123518 >>13123491 >Totally sphincter devastated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:17:07 2015 No.13123519 >>13123500 I wouldn't dick a familiar. Only headpats and hugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:17:28 2015 No.13123521 >>13123491 >>13123516 >Being this assblasted Go to bed /v/-kun, it's not healthy to stare at a screen for this long.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:18:17 2015 No.13123524 File: 312 KB, 689x877, d488b31a8182e4665c261e6022632962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123516 I didn't know /hbg/ had so many Gazers running around. That does expain a lot, though...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:18:28 2015 No.13123526 >>13123519 So be it anon. I'd any MG that loved me. Giving her a life of daughterus and cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:18:29 2015 No.13123527 >>13123516 Oh hey it's you again. Didn't we tell you to go to /v/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:19:59 2015 No.13123531 >>13123524 It's more along the lines of one guy from /v/ who gets rectally ravaged when people don't think like a /v/irgin when it comes to taste in games.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:21:13 2015 No.13123536 >>13123516 >Has a total sperg out over someone liking a video game >"If only you let me explain why it sucks"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:22:00 2015 No.13123538 >>13123460 Can she eat it off of me as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:22:07 2015 No.13123539 File: 827 KB, 964x1400, mmydpimg000043.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122330 Manga>Anime

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:22:16 2015 No.13123540 To be fair Minecraft is pretty awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:22:30 2015 No.13123541 >>13123531 It's always the same guy too. Last time it was about some people having a PS4 and liking what they have and the time before it was probably about that shitty SVU episode.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:23:48 2015 No.13123546 File: 686 KB, 640x960, 2342354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man, I really love futa cat, thank you Bob for making her! She's my favorite and I enjoy her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:23:56 2015 No.13123549 >>13123540 It's an alright game for kids or if you liked lego as a child and want a quick burst of building something sorta nice, but you have a point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:24:18 2015 No.13123550 >>13123507 Eating off your plate tsukumogami should be a daily occurrence so why bother asking? As for the washboard I still don't understand why specifically pizza but I won't argue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:24:42 2015 No.13123551 >>13123541 I remember the whole PS4 thing started after he began vomiting the "PS# HAS NO GAEMZ" meme. That and he started to just spew shit everywhere when someone said that Bloodbourne was a good enough reason to get a PS4.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:24:54 2015 No.13123554 File: 16 KB, 400x299, AllCountyTeamCowTipping574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:25:09 2015 No.13123555 >>13123549 "It's bad" is not a point

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:25:09 2015 No.13123556 File: 216 KB, 800x846, 1396743135313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey, my eye's up here."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:25:52 2015 No.13123559 >>13123554 Sign-ups are this Friday, don't forget to bring your own cow!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:25:59 2015 No.13123560 >>13119863 Late response but >Hell's Angel style wurm milf my dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:26:10 2015 No.13123562 >>13123556 But my hands are down there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:26:11 2015 No.13123563 >>13123549 It's OK if you have a vast imagination like those guys who make anime characters that tower into the sky. Other than that it's pretty boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:26:11 2015 No.13123564 File: 1.89 MB, 1925x2000, Succubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread needs more succubutts...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:26:35 2015 No.13123566 >>13123555 Well if you want more of a reason, it's a very shallow game and you'll probably get burnt out on it really quick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:27:15 2015 No.13123569 >>13123564 >The "abs" on the purple one Good lord I might vomit.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:27:45 2015 No.13123570

>>13123554
Cows do not actually sleep standing up. To successfully tip a cow you must sneak up on it. The best way is with a friend. Side by side you need to rush it from the side and just jack it with your shoulder. It's not so funny when you realize it's just running at something and hitting it.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:28:51 2015 No.13123573

>>13123551
I wouldn't say one game is a smart investment, although the PS4 does have potential to be a pretty decent console it would be smarter if you waited a year or two more so you have a bigger reason to buy one.

But that's just me, I had a good amount of money saved up so I said why not, but now I gotta pick if I get Bloodborne or P5 first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:29:11 2015 No.13123574 >>13123570 Do horses actually sleep standing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:29:55 2015 No.13123577 >>13123200 >>13123211 >>13123223 Can I get a link?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:30:14 2015 No.13123580
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>>13123546
The more I think about it, the more open I really am to the idea of Monster Girls with additional parts. It's actually could be pretty fun in certain scenarios to mix things up a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:30:44 2015 No.13123582 >>13123573 BB seems like a better first choice than a game with another mascot and funky music.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:30:44 2015 No.13123583 >>13123570 Yeah but this is a holst we're talking about they're soft and cute. >>13123559 >bring your own cow You own a masochist holst? Lucky

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:31:13 2015 No.13123585 >>13123577 A link to what? The missing link?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:31:18 2015 No.13123586 >>13123573 I'm a hardcore fan of the Soul's series, so when I see "PS4 Exclusive" I pretty much have to buy one, I mean they already said their other exclusive would never get a PC release. laughinggoldface.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:32:26 2015 No.13123590 >>13123583 The other easy way to acquire a cow for tipping is to make a minotaur lose a bet. Just make sure you bring running shoes and a few red things you can throw to distract her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:33:05 2015 No.13123592 >>13123582 I dunno man, I really liked P3 and 4 after my friend introduced me to them, I guess when the time comes I'll just pick one. >>13123586 As it should be, maybe Bloodborne will get a general as good as the old Demon's Souls general was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:33:11 2015 No.13123593 >>13122329 What. Half the people I know have gotten a rifle or shotgun as an heirloom from a father/grandfather at some point

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:33:28 2015 No.13123596 >>13123580 Plus it makes MG on MG more viable. I always kinda thought it was unfair that guys can turn into alps but lesbians just get told to "STFU and drink the semen!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:33:35 2015 No.13123598 File: 160 KB, 553x511, 1401418581575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123554 >"No Anon wait! That one's not a Holstaurus!" >"Well he's gone..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:34:28 2015 No.13123600 >>13123556 >sweaty depraved chubsex with a monoeye I'm torn as hell. On the other hand chubsex, but then monoeye a shit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:34:40 2015 No.13123602 File: 730 KB, 1000x3000, 1404352066613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123596 Exactly. There is so much fun that could be had with futa-on-female monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:34:54 2015 No.13123605 Impregnate all MG's anon. They need all need daughters, from haughty vampires trying to remain their regal bearing despite the gravid orb peeking through their dresses to simple wurms who wrap you up so you can rub their growing belly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:35:20 2015 No.13123606 >>13123600 You can make her wear a mask.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:36:08 2015 No.13123610 >>13123605 I want to see a vampire having a meeting with her peers, only to end up stuttering and blushing whenever her children kick inside her, visibly distending her midsection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:36:46 2015 No.13123612 >>13123590 Like a tomato? a fluffy red towel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:36:48 2015 No.13123613 >>13123606 Stick a googly eye on the side of her face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:38:44 2015 No.13123619 >>13123596 >>13123602 I know I'm just biting the futa bait, and I'm just going to make more people angry with this but Lesbianism actually is viable already, even in the MGE. It's only this thread that gets all "NO THEY'RE LIVE FOR OUR SEMEN."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:38:44 2015 No.13123620 File: 781 KB, 1316x1421, 1403038278635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123600 >"A-Anon!!! K-Keep making fun of my eye~..." >"Ahn~ Don't stop~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:38:48 2015 No.13123621 >>13123612 Worn boxers work best, though a spoiling tomato is a great way to make someone else a target should she get too close.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:39:02 2015 No.13123622

>>13123610
>Now, Villeta the Risen can take the south. Sweeping through their forces before -oof-

>There is an akward moment as the gathered high, undead exchange akward looks, Romaria the blood countess rubbing her belly as the young within kick.

>"W-what are you looking about? H-have you never seen a pregnant woman before?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:39:32 2015 No.13123624 >>13123602 I would love for a story where a Human Girl gets corrupted into a Monster Girl by being raped by a snake girl's dick until she fully corrupts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:39:50 2015 No.13123625 >>13123619 Good job you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:40:16 2015 No.13123626 >>13123605 >Pregnant Vampire getting all flustered over her swollen belly Adorable. That said, I will impregnate my waifu, and no more. I will impregnate her many times though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:40:31 2015 No.13123627 >>13123620 >Not grabbing her slight paunch and shaking it, commenting about how her body is fit for a breeding sow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:41:02 2015 No.13123630 >>13123619 >Bait How is it bait Anon? It's just people talking about what we like about Monster Girls. And any chance we can talk about futa in here is one I'll gladly take, I think it's underrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:41:14 2015 No.13123631 >>13120443 I though that was an onahole... Too much 4chan for today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:42:43 2015 No.13123634 >>13123620 >dat maso monoeye Damn, I want to rape her so hard her entire eye turns into her skull.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:42:57 2015 No.13123635 File: 86 KB, 577x700, 123434587645378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123627 >"S-Stop! If you keep going like this I'll... I'll!...~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:44:16 2015 No.13123639 >>13123626 Be sure to use sabbath brand pregnacy pills, the perfect pills for when you want to learn that it is, infact, possible for your wife's belly to outgrow her dress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:44:29 2015 No.13123641 >>13123627 >Not grabbing your dick and ramming it into her flabby belly button like a springy onahole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:45:00 2015 No.13123643 Hey can you guys clear up what defines a monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:45:34 2015 No.13123646 >>13123641 This reminds me of that one vampire from MGQ that would rape you with her belly button. That was a weird boner.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:46:14 2015 No.13123649

>>13123639
>Use Sabbath Pregnancy Pills
>Waifu's belly gets so swollen with a litter of little puppy girls, none of her clothes fit right any more
>No normal maternity wear does either
>"Never fear, we at the Sabbath have developed a line of enchanted, shape-altering maternity wear as well!"

Blasted Magic Lolis, this was your plan all along, wasn't it?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:46:34 2015 No.13123651 >>13123646 You mean Not-Youmu? Yes it was

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:46:41 2015 No.13123652 >>13123635 You're so disgusting that fucking you would be like committing bestiality. Not even the most desperate pervert would think of fucking you. You'll send the rest of your life masturbating to your shitty humanboy hentais.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:48:27 2015 No.13123658 >>13123649 >That one vampire whose husband tricked her into taking them but doesn't buy the clothes. >Her belly either pokes through her clothes or visibly lifts up her clothes >She's too stubborn to by new clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:48:41 2015 No.13123660 >>13123651 She gave me a fetish for Youmu's bellybutton.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:48:43 2015 No.13123661

>>13123626
>Vampire impregnated by a human
>She know she's pregnant with a Dhampir
>She's not thrilled, but her daughter will be her daughter and she'll love her all the same
>The man loves to tease her about her being pregnant with his "half-breed"
>She pretends to get upset
>She secretly finds it arousing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:48:55 2015 No.13123663 File: 149 KB, 800x1000, 1423089404713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123652 >[Orgasms uncontrollably]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:51:44 2015 No.13123669 File: 186 KB, 386x376, 1394982332889.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123663 Bestiality videos featuring Cyclopes when? And I mean a pig's corkscrew dick reaming a virgin Cyclops anus here and not any sort of euphemism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:52:17 2015 No.13123670 >>13123660 Certainly wished you actually fucked her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:52:41 2015 No.13123671 >>13123669 Stop being a bully

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:53:24 2015 No.13123676

>>13123635
>you will never have a cyclops classmate
>she will never be constantly bullied by everyone else
>you will never one day drag her away from school into a dark alleyway
>you will never reveal at the end of the ally a small hill with a nice picnic lunch on a blanket on top
>she will never stammer as you hold her hand and escort her atop the hill and offer her some food
>she will never complain that you aren't raping her in the back ally, asking to be abused
>you will never laugh as you pat her on the head, reassuring her that you would never do such a thing to her.
>you will never spend the rest of the day talking with her as you cuddle on the picnic blanket
Life is suffering

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:55:15 2015 No.13123685 Have you ever noticed a pattern in your MG preferences? Personally I noticed I prefer the scaled MGs, like dragons or lamia.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:55:31 2015 No.13123687

>>13123643
Something that has elements of both humans and monsters/animals. This can include more humanlike monstergirls like elves or catgirls, to more monstrous ones like lamias and abominations. usually there's a good balance between the monster parts and the human parts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:55:31 2015 No.13123688 >>13123669 I want to confide something in you anons. A filthy, dark, perverse desire. Images of MGs being raped by their feral, animal equivalents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:56:34 2015 No.13123689 >>13123676 You'll ruin her, she'll think she's people!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:57:14 2015 No.13123691 >>13123685 I noticed I like MGs that aren't loli or have twintails.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:57:19 2015 No.13123692 >>13123685 I'm a switch so anything goes. Except Matango, I'm willing to put up with anything except becoming a zombie mushroom man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:58:03 2015 No.13123694 >>13123689 It's so much better to brutally rape her when she thinks she's people, anon. The higher they get the further they fall.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:58:30 2015 No.13123696 >>13123685 Breasts. Motherly attitudes. Though how does that explain Oomukade? Probably ones I'd love to spoil with sweetness.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:58:55 2015 No.13123698

>>13123676
>you will never spend decades together in a loving marriage
>content, yet ultimately unfulfilling
>she will never love you, but wish you were something more
>something stronger and more dominant
>you will never die an old and boring couple after a mediocre life

You shoulda just fucked her silly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:59:03 2015 No.13123702 >>13123685 1. Dark/Angel, 2. Nightmare, 3. Anubis, 4. Dragon/Wyvern, 5. Lich, 6. Mantis, 7. Gnome, 8. Hellhound, 9. Baphomet, 10. Thunderbird, 11. Apophis, 12. Ghoul If there's a trend here, I'm not seein' it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 00:59:38 2015 No.13123704 >>13123694 Why even give her the honor of having your dick? Just dump her and hook up with a better monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:00:41 2015 No.13123706 >>13123698 >You'll never have an extremely kinky hard M Cyclops waifu It hurts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:00:54 2015 No.13123708 >>13123704 I'm secretly in love with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:02:11 2015 No.13123711 >>13123706 There's no way either I or her would be satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:02:24 2015 No.13123713 >>13123708 Why would you love a awful abomination like her? Don't you want a better girl that knows how to treat a man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:03:08 2015 No.13123715 >>13123713 Like an amazon? Maybe an ogre?

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Mar 2 01:03:14 2015 No.13123717

>>13123399
Anachronistic? Well, kind of. Technology boomed when the chief god removed the restriction on technological research when it was proven that monsters would overtake the world. Technomages immediately sprung up, and scientific research combined with scrying and transmutative magics resulted in a ridiculous boom in technology. The world shifted forward in tech level by a vast margin, and when that turned away from military applications it only accelerated further.

Some parts of society have advanced along with this change, and the young, as they always do, have integrated it into their lives with ease. Things like the hardcore anti-monster activists or the holdover man-as-househusband traditionalists still exist because, twenty years ago, the two sides were still at war and their gods still walked the earth. It's a world in which parents and children have wildly different viewpoints because they've led wildly different lives. Having a Manticore as a next-door neighbor and childhood friend might be horrifying to the parents, but she's just a weird, overly touchy-feely friend to their son. The ability to randomly chat with humans and monsters around the world means that even young'ns in monster-free cities typically know a couple monsters and talk with them fairly often.

So it's not so much anachronistic as it is bizarrely accelerated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:04:45 2015 No.13123722 >>13123713 Go back to slutting it up on /hbg/ you goddamn manwhore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:05:13 2015 No.13123724 >>13123715 Good examples. They know that men are sluts, and they all want is a good, hard fuck and daughterus to look after.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:06:57 2015 No.13123727

>>13123708
>Guy is in love with a dirty monoeye
>Can't admit it to himself because of rampant racism
>Organizes a gangrape of her instead
>Goes first and takes him crush' virginity
>Next guy takes her
>It hurts so much to watch
>But he still can't say it
>He dies a little inside every time a classmate cums inside her
>Finally the gangrape is over and the guys leave
>He's alone with her, her eyes glasses over and she's barely breathing
>He cries profusely and strangles her to death
>Goes home and hangs himself
The lives of all monoeye lovers end the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:07:18 2015 No.13123728 >>13123585 Link to pastebin story of operator kitsune known as Dakini, or whoever you're talking about. I'd very much like to read it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:08:10 2015 No.13123732 >>13123727 Ow. Dammit anon, you gave me a papercut on your shitty edge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:08:22 2015 No.13123734 >>13123728 You don't know what we're talking about, do you? Dakini isn't a pastebin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:09:14 2015 No.13123736 >>13123727 He should of kidnapped her and locked her in his basement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:09:17 2015 No.13123737 >>13123727 Can I borrow you for a few days anon? I need to use you to compare the sharpness of my knives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:12:47 2015 No.13123748 >>13123734 >You don't know what we're talking about, do you? No... I don't. Sorry. I thought you guys were talking about a story about an operator kitsune, and that got me interested, and- N-Nevermind. Forget I asked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:16:42 2015 No.13123759 File: 459 KB, 1200x850, 1404071368999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123748 >not knowing about the lewdest tongue on the smuggest fox

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:17:15 2015 No.13123762 File: 154 KB, 1103x338, 121.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123596 >wants MGE become more viable for females. Yeah rrright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:18:25 2015 No.13123764 >>13123759 >on the shittiest fox FTFY

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:18:33 2015 No.13123765

>>13123748
Daijoubu, Anon. I wasn't going to tease you for not knowing what dakini is
Dakini was a MG manga that was ongoing for a while that was pretty beloved here. but it got cancelled for unknown/stupid reasons. Artist is still alive, so rest easy.
Have fun: http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/imawabi-no-dakini-r9024

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:18:40 2015 No.13123766 >>13123762 That picture makes me want to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:19:24 2015 No.13123768 >>13123764 >shittiest What is your major malfunction?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:19:33 2015 No.13123770 >>13123762 >>13123766 That is the appropriate reaction anon. I've seen this...person, posting on that forum. Sickening is the nicest thing you could say about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:21:13 2015 No.13123775 >>13123770 Don't give it human qualities anon, it might think it has the right to breed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:21:21 2015 No.13123777 >>13123768 Knowing the truth. She's a shit character form a garbage series.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:22:53 2015 No.13123782 File: 612 KB, 1089x857, 1410717907631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"No Okayado, you can't make a new chapter to 12Beast, you have to play with me or I'll cry!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:24:42 2015 No.13123786 >>13123782 Did that manga stop getting translate or what? I haven't seen head nor hair of it since about chapter 9 I think it was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:27:07 2015 No.13123792 >>13123782 10/10 would flail my wrist around to get it off and run out of the house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:27:35 2015 No.13123796 >>13123786 Wake up Hound, he'll tell you

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:27:42 2015 No.13123797

>>13123770
It's not just her btw. I remember another female user back on older forum (I think she's registered on this one, too) who kept gabbling (literally gabbling, they just keep saying it again and again) about how she introduced MGE to ALL of her friends and how they got freaked out over it.
Should have posted it on tumblr, gal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:28:28 2015 No.13123800 >>13123762 With all honesty I just wanted a way for monster yuri to become viable. Putting lesbians and MGs together would make my boner really happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:28:37 2015 No.13123801 >>13122624 Oh I'll continue it so don't worry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:29:13 2015 No.13123803 >>13123800 It's called headcanon anon, just don't tell the thread, they will flip shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:30:09 2015 No.13123807 File: 339 KB, 869x1273, 1402989534918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123792 What? Why would you run from a Wyvern? >>13123800 You can have that all you want. Just don't expect it in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:31:18 2015 No.13123810 >>13123807 Suu is the most lovable molester I have seen in any manga ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:32:09 2015 No.13123813 >>13123800 MGs have Yuri all the time. It's even viable in the MGE, despite what people here say. It really is just this thread that gets all autistic about it. Pay it no mind, and just look elsewhere anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:32:25 2015 No.13123815 >>13123782 I want to feed her pieces of beef jerky out of my hand and stroke her back as she drifts off to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:32:52 2015 No.13123816 >>13123807 Never trust small things acting cute. Fucking never.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:34:38 2015 No.13123820 >>13123816 What's she going to do? Climb on a shelf and glide on my head to use my mane as a nest to sleep in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:37:21 2015 No.13123826 >>13123820 >Use my mane as a nest to sleep in? I miss my hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:40:31 2015 No.13123838 >>13123826 Heisenberg, please. Go back to making super-powerful aphrodisiacs for all the horny Monster Girls.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:41:54 2015 No.13123841

Uh oh, anon.

Your daughteru is jealous of that holstaurus down the street due to certain "size" differences. What do you do to help this situation?

I'd tell her that she's perfect the way she is and give her head a pat.

If a couple cupsizes are the difference for getting a guy to like her or not then that guy isn't the one for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:42:05 2015 No.13123842 >>13123826 >Hair started to fall out at 18 >Looks terrible >Have to shave it to look presentable, if it grows out I look like an unkempt homeless person A monster girl would still love me, r-right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:43:07 2015 No.13123847 >>13123841 Tell her to drink the damn milk if it bothers her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:43:16 2015 No.13123848 >>13123842 >Are you Anthony Burch and/or Chris Chan? >If no, then Yes, an MG would love you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:44:16 2015 No.13123851 >>13123841 Tell her that I told her to drink her milk when she was young, but noooo

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 01:55:29 2015 No.13123876 >>13120919 Ghoul.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:02:33 2015 No.13123884 File: 815 KB, 3000x1767, 1409527856696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ded thred.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:04:45 2015 No.13123889 >>13123884 Nito splits into four women after the events of the first Dark Souls "Milf" is in each of their names

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:05:53 2015 No.13123893 >>13123889 It wasn't Nito anon, it was the creature of the abyss from the Artorias DLC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:08:22 2015 No.13123901 File: 382 KB, 1000x1000, maton.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Robutts, the closest any of us will ever come to having a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:09:34 2015 No.13123904 >>13123901 That monster could have been halfway decent if not for the shitty artist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:11:25 2015 No.13123911 >>13123893 Goddammit, I thought I had discovered something on my own!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:15:02 2015 No.13123919 File: 260 KB, 1200x900, 1425280502391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123904 You talkin' shit about UNDO?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:16:20 2015 No.13123924 >>13123841 >My daughter is the Holstaur down the street I laugh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:17:22 2015 No.13123930 >>13123889 >>13123893 >>13123911 Alsanna Best Dark Souls Waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:18:38 2015 No.13123933 >>13123911 Nope, the Lost Sinner inherited the Witch of Izalith's soul, Old Iron King got Gwyn's, The Rotten got Nito's, and the dragon behind Freja has another great soul, potentially Seath's

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:18:45 2015 No.13123934 >>13123924 >Daughteru is jealous of herself. >Briefly wonder if you are dealing with a twin from an alternate dimension or if she's finally snapped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:19:48 2015 No.13123940 File: 127 KB, 640x480, Alraune_Queen.jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123904 >Hating on UN_DO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:21:15 2015 No.13123941 >>13123919 That scene with the first zombie, the dead female adventurer... I've never felt so guilty after a fap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:22:49 2015 No.13123948 >>13123934 Guess her brother hasn't been dicking her enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:24:07 2015 No.13123954 >>13121795 >High King Cambruin I haven't read any of your work but is that a reference to the most fun PvP experience ever?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:24:37 2015 No.13123956

>>13123919
>>13123940
>Not hating the worst artist in the game
>Not aknowledgeing that all his work looks like he vomited colors into sketches that a high school art student made
>First major area of the game and he does gory, stitched dead girls
>Liking the muddy purple colored abomination that is the plant monstrosity from the 3rd part of the game
>Which is also by far the worst part
Many keks anons, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:27:07 2015 No.13123965 >>13123956 >UN_DO >Worst artist in MGQ >Worse than Setouchi Your taste a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:27:23 2015 No.13123966 File: 132 KB, 1090x827, no-you-are-the-demons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123930

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:28:05 2015 No.13123969 File: 150 KB, 653x545, 1418819721546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123956 >>Not hating the worst artist in the game >UN_DO worst artist >not Delphinus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:28:26 2015 No.13123971 >>13123956 I am jealous of you, Anon. Honest. If you believe UN_DO to be the worst artist, then that means you haven't experienced ol' Delphi. I don't wish that upon you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:29:39 2015 No.13123973 >>13123965 Setouchi does some things right.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:30:58 2015 No.13123977

>>13123969
>>13123965
>>13123971
Both of their art is of a much higher quality and standard than UN_DO, both in coloring and actual drawings.
The only difference is their content and the context in which it is presented, which seems to be what you are arguing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:32:45 2015 No.13123984 >>13123969 Delphinus' are weird, but at least they actually do fill out the Monster Girl part. Setouchi's abominations are just animals with human faces...way more worthy of being called "Furry" than half the shit the thread complains about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:38:53 2015 No.13123998 File: 100 KB, 500x500, 1400125063448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123966 Goddamit anon.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:40:29 2015 No.13124001

Well Anons, I'm off to bed, I hope the rest of you can keep up the night watch without me.
I made a pastebin of my dhampire story I started last thread, which is located here: http://pastebin.com/KWtfaNi3
I'll be updating it again sometime this week, so feel free to leave any comments or opinions on this post if you read it.
Night all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:42:16 2015 No.13124007 >>13124001 That was marvelous anon, looking forward to more of that nice, lewd coziness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:42:59 2015 No.13124009 So what makes a story great? Is it the world building? Is it the fapworthy lewds? Realistic dialogue? Realistic human reactions? Realistic inhuman reactions? Shooty bang action scenes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:43:47 2015 No.13124012 File: 19 KB, 280x283, musclehorn_pout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh, your muscley monster girlfriend is irritated. How do you pacify her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:45:31 2015 No.13124016 >>13124009 >Shooty bang action scenes We don't have any of those, do we? How do you even write that? >>13124012 Tell her I want snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:45:37 2015 No.13124017 File: 96 KB, 400x400, 1415627597009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124012 >having a muscley monster girlfriend in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:46:02 2015 No.13124019 >>13124009 All of those are bonuses but the most basic requirement is that at its core it is a story worth telling. How you define that is either up to you, or your audience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:46:02 2015 No.13124020 We need a male demon lord. Now what would he look like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:46:12 2015 No.13124021 >>13124009 Most of those things help to make a story great, but I'd say the big breaker is realistic dialogue and reactions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:47:26 2015 No.13124023 >>13124016 I've written a couple action scenes. Albeit none of them "Shooty". Only "Shooty" action scene I can think of is in JAWF's mob story. Was rather chaotic and hard to read honestly.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:47:50 2015 No.13124025

>>13124016
>We don't have any of those, do we?
Peterdnzl has done some at least. They're just another form of action scene requiring some technical knowledge. It's no different from swordfighting with the exception of the distances involved in that regard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:47:59 2015 No.13124027 File: 220 KB, 947x1007, 1414379159374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124012 In order to sedate her, I'm going to try rubbing her belly! Oh God! Anon! It didn't wor

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:49:18 2015 No.13124028 File: 102 KB, 1024x1024, 1398636980174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124023 So it cannot be done. We will never have a Black Lagoon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:50:31 2015 No.13124030 >>13124028 I wouldn't say that. As >>13124025 said, Peterdnzl's done some which were better, I just forgot about 'em. Also hot damn, everything about that picture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:50:43 2015 No.13124031 >>13124023 Spider and the fly was fairly shooty bang at the start. Did that ever get finished?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:51:55 2015 No.13124036 >>13124031 Pretty sure. Go read it if you want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:59:02 2015 No.13124049 >>13123460 Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:02:22 2015 No.13124059 Would a tabby were-cat have striped hair, or just striped fur on her tail and paws? What about a calico? Cowprint? And would you impregnate it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:02:50 2015 No.13124060 >>13123619 Yuri is for monsterization, nothing more. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:03:48 2015 No.13124061 >>13124059 My waifu wouldn't let me. We'd get some stud for the cat girl. >>13124060 Screw you, Alma molesting Granberry was great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:04:09 2015 No.13124062 >>13124060 So I take it nobody wants that drunk hine-zumi thing after all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:04:37 2015 No.13124063 >>13124036 Felt kinda rushed at the end, but 7/10 ending. Part of me wanted him to leave with her, have her mature as she wandered the world and turn full healing after all the abuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:05:04 2015 No.13124064 >>13124062 Don't pay attention to the autist. If you're going to do it, do it. If you've got it, post it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:05:04 2015 No.13124065 >>13124062 I want it, you big bully.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:06:14 2015 No.13124066 >>13124064 >>13124065 Alright, give me a few minutes to think up the details.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:08:10 2015 No.13124069 Hey so, I was fairly curious as to exactly why MGs must be exactly the way people want them to be otherwise IT DOESNT BELONG HERE AAAH Seriously, can't we just enjoy MGs in whatever form they're in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:09:38 2015 No.13124070 >>13124069 Because honestly it's easier to just let the autists have their way when it comes to some things, rather than deal with the hours-long shitstorms.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:10:04 2015 No.13124072

>>13124069
No. There's only one way in which MGs can be enjoyed, and a very small group of MGs that are allowed.
You can tell this by asking the person who has objective opinions. You can easily find them by spouting your subjective opinions, which are vastly inferior and will be revealed as such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:13:15 2015 No.13124078 >>13124061 >MGQ >Mattering

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:14:27 2015 No.13124083 Night everyone don't burn down the thread. I'll try and be more productive tomorrow, I swear. Almost done writing the next story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:15:27 2015 No.13124084 File: 707 KB, 816x638, 1404865537493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124078 I liked it better than anything I've read about MGE. That's enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:16:29 2015 No.13124088 >>13124083 Sure you are. So am I!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:18:25 2015 No.13124092 >>13124069 Granted most of the arguments are retarded they have some point to them. If we didn't have set lines about what is allowed in these threads and what isn't, they would have become /d/ a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:19:04 2015 No.13124094 >>13124083 But who will I show this bushel of newborn himezumis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:19:15 2015 No.13124095 >>13124084 >that stern, serious look on Granberia She's actually trying not to be turned on? >>13124092 >would have become /d/ But this is a blue board, there's no real risk of that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:20:30 2015 No.13124097 >>13124001 Pretty good anon, looking forward to the next update.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:20:39 2015 No.13124098 Hey. Where did dead school guy go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:20:54 2015 No.13124099 >>13124095 Just because you can't post out right porn to these threads doesn't mean you can't write about it, link it, or all other manner of ways to get around the blue board. Also you forget that these threads started on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:22:01 2015 No.13124101 >>13124099 >can't write about it, link it Which is being done all the time. >started on /a/ Which is also a blue board.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:22:15 2015 No.13124102

>>13123813
Bigger, what part of "feeds on spirit energy" and "monsterization" don't you understand? A monster/human couple of females cannot be because the human would be taken over by DE and become a monster. Two MGs together have no spirit energy to share, and seeing as getting pregnant is their greatest wish, you see the problem.

>inb4 ever setting is MGE

It's the most popular here, and the one you're trying to lez up, when it goes against, fucking everything? He'll, if there's a gay guy somewhere, he becomes female. So bow to glorious heterosexuality or fuck off. So safety MGE.

Alps a shit though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:22:50 2015 No.13124103 >>13124084 MGQ is shit though, in that world all men are essentially just dick slaves to women. I realize that's the main problem with MGE, but still. >inb4 that's not a problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:22:54 2015 No.13124104 >>13124094 Nyan, although that would be pretty damn adorable >>13124088 I'm serious Anon, I will!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:23:43 2015 No.13124107 >>13124102 >Alps a shit You're a shit. >>13124104 >I'm serious Of course you are. So am I!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:23:43 2015 No.13124108 >>13124101 Porn is posted to /a/ all the time and nothing happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:24:57 2015 No.13124110 So, what will KCs next MG be? He's done two Indian ones in a row so far

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:25:09 2015 No.13124111 >>13124103 MGE is worse shit than MGQ though, in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:25:22 2015 No.13124112 >>13124102 Hell So sayeth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:25:41 2015 No.13124113 >>13124110 I'm gonna take a stab and say Ashura or whatever those 6 armed ones are called.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:25:43 2015 No.13124114 >>13124084 >tfw Alma 'Rape Machine' Elma molested by waifu right in front of me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:26:33 2015 No.13124115 >>13124114 And you just stood there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:28:32 2015 No.13124119 >>13124115 Watching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:28:50 2015 No.13124120 >>13124119 Touching...

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:29:15 2015 No.13124122

>>13124111
I would rather have someone who actually cares about me and loves me rather than someone who views me as a hunk of meat to be used as a source of semen, Ala every single MG in MGQ ever.
The entire series is an ultra sub's paradise, with some masochism thrown in, on top of some bore and similar shit tier fetishes.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:30:04 2015 No.13124126

>>13124103
Nigga you cray?

>>13124111
>Setting where you get beautiful, loving lustful waifu and eventually become better through DE

>Setting wher you take 2 steps outside your village and get slaved, ducked to death, or eaten

Hmm, such a hard choice. They both seem sooo shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:30:17 2015 No.13124127 >>13124122 Vore"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:30:34 2015 No.13124129 >>13124122 And I still think it was more fun than anything MGE related. Now what? Are you going to tell me that because you disagree with me, I'm not allowed to think that? I don't like MGE, plain and simple.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:31:36 2015 No.13124133

>Just another boring, shitty day
>Sitting at home doing nothing
>Too poor-shit to afford more than rent and food
>At least have a car and a job
>But food rations are getting short and it isn't payday for another week
>Will need to bum a meal off one of your friends
>Again
>Look around for the phone in the mess of your shitty apartment so you can call one of them
>The guy who married the tanuki is probably getting ready to have steak about now
>Get a better idea than aggravating your friends
>Genius really
>Look for public meal functions to crash and try to sneak out after filling up
>Perfect plan/20
>Look that shit up on your phone
>Only one thing on the city's planner
>A cheese and wine tasting
>You can get drunk while getting fed, score!
>Get the details on where it's happening and when
>It's already about to start
>Rush out the door in the nicest clothes you have
>Which are just a spare set of work clothes without the pizza vest
>Fuck that thing
>Get into your car and pray that it starts on time
>It wants you to eat too
>Starts on the first try
>Drive all the way to some small gathering hall near the suburbs
>The sign says it's happening but there are only a few cars in the parking lot
>Whatever, more for you
>Head inside
>Place looks fancy enough for people in suits and classy dresses
>Tables filled with platters of cheese and glasses of wine
>Extra bottles kept on one in the corner
>No people at first glance
>Before you walk into someone two feet shorter than you
>Look down to see who it was
>A hinezumi in a black dress, short black heels, and wearing red lipstick is sitting with her ass on the ground
>Almost looks mad at you before she gets up
>"Come in, try any you want! I'm sure that everyone else is just late! Try some of the swiss while you wait!" She chirps
>Seems she's the hostess of this little event
>Ask if you're the only one there so far
>Just you two and a dormouse that fell asleep somewhere
>Well, surely people are just being fashionably late

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:32:02 2015 No.13124135 >>13124110 Here's hoping for Phoenix.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:32:39 2015 No.13124137 >>13124135 >while inside her, your dick will get hard again, over and over

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:32:45 2015 No.13124138

>>13124102
I'm really going to have to do this, aren't I?

Monster Girls feed on mana, yes. And while Monster Girls do produce their own mana, it's not as delicious to their senses as that of humans. While Human Females do produce regular mana themselves, in smaller quantities than males, as you pointed out this becomes a moot point as their limited production is shut down quickly when exposed to the monster equivalent, and they're quickly transformed.

However, this does not mean that two Monster Girls could not have a full relationship, without a male component. Rather, to use a metaphor, they'd be like Vegans in a way. Forgoing a particular form of nourishment out of personal preference.

Recently, KC even commented on the matter of MGE Yuri, without any sort of fan-prompting or anything. Rather, he simply saw some MGE Yuri Fanart, and commented that, basically, "While it'd be a difficult, rare occurrence in the Canon-MGE, it's still cute."

Not impossible, definitely not, never ever, only for seduction. Just difficult.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:33:13 2015 No.13124139 >>13124129 I'm not telling you what to think anon, I'm just telling you why what you did choose to think is complete and utter shit, and why you should feel bad about it. although I will say that I found quite a few scenes in MGQ pleasing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:33:41 2015 No.13124140 >>13124137 I'm reminded of that Hroz story where the blood of a dragon made a guy's dick hard FOREVER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:33:58 2015 No.13124142 >>13124129 >don't like MGE Fuck off to /vg/ then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:35:23 2015 No.13124144 I hate you all so much.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:35:30 2015 No.13124145

>>13124110
I heard a rumor that he only did two Indians in a row off a fluke of inspiration, and wasn't intending such.

So, next girl, whenever she comes, will likely be totally different.

>>13124133
>Mice holding a cheese and wine event
...adorable? And possibly racist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:35:34 2015 No.13124146 File: 915 KB, 1920x1080, 1404198066362.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124120 I just wanted by thugdere waifu back.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:35:40 2015 No.13124147
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>>13124139
>what you did choose to think is complete and utter shit
Why? It's not like that's going to get you anything. I don't like MGE. At all. I'm not really a big fan of MGQ either, but at least I had fun playing through them.
>>13124142
Make me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:37:37 2015 No.13124149 >>13124138 There are no Yuri couples in MGE, hard fact. Cry more while you fuck off to /u/. >inb4 liliraune And then they get a man, because that's what MGE girls do. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:38:39 2015 No.13124153 >>13124149 Alraune x Honeybee.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:39:31 2015 No.13124155 >>13124122 I agree with you on MGQ. All the vore and death really turned me off on it. Luca as a protagonist didn't help either, he was so ultra sub I couldn't get past it. A good half of those monsters needed to be put to the sword.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:39:36 2015 No.13124156 File: 208 KB, 912x688, 1408607838022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile, inna woods...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:39:55 2015 No.13124158 >>13124138 >like vegans So completely retarded and going fully against their nature to the point where they could literally die? Got it. >>13124153 >trying to get food means you want to be in a relationship with means of that food. What is PLOT?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:40:35 2015 No.13124159 File: 201 KB, 766x1100, img000001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every universe has it's faults, we should just take what we like from them I like the +anima universe

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:41:08 2015 No.13124161 >>13124138 >KC said He also said geikes monsterboys, doesn't .ean they're gonna show up in MGE. >Yuri FANART You should be able to solve this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:42:25 2015 No.13124163 >>13124156 I bully them and take their cake. A man's gotta eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:42:30 2015 No.13124164 >>13124161 said he likes doesn't mean

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:43:15 2015 No.13124168 >>13124163 That's not frosting on that cake anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:43:36 2015 No.13124170 >>13124153 Temporary and done so they can get honey, nothing more. It's like going talking about a roper raping a girl to make more ropers and saying "Yuri is canon" It's a vehicle for something else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:44:08 2015 No.13124172 >>13124161 Anon go to bed, the /u/ idiot is just trying to force yuri on the threads again and you seem drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:45:00 2015 No.13124177 File: 271 KB, 395x946, 1401697288510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >every time yuri is brought up, it turns into an argument about MGE canon So how does KC's dick taste?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:45:02 2015 No.13124178 >>13124153 For nectar, to supply the hive and feed their husbands. Try harder. Or don't, since you're not gonna win.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:45:05 2015 No.13124179

>>13124149
>There are no Yuri couples in MGE
The only couples in the MGE Canon are
>The Hero and the Demon Lord
>The Wandering Scholar and his Leanan Sidhe

Anything else is just based upon whatever the fandom comes up with. Sure, plenty of stuff is definitely non-canon. Futa, for one, was brushed off as such by KC. But Yuri wasn't. Live with it.

>>13124161
It was fanart, yes, but his comment still referenced it's possible canonicity within his view of the MGE.
He was also less dismissive of Monsterboys than he was of futa. Less dismissive. Still purely temporary at best. Any more than that and you're definitely non-canon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:46:31 2015 No.13124183 >>13124177 I kind of hate this sort of thing. Like, she appeared feminine, but still a dude, before the revelation that she was a girl. Then the second her gender was revealed, went full-blown qt3.14. Just seems weird to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:47:04 2015 No.13124184 >>13124177 Stay mad yurifag.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:48:12 2015 No.13124187

>>13124177
And then whenever someone makes a comment like that, someone will comment, "pls, this thread's mostly MGE anyway."

It's true, but it's still silly. Especially considering how often "MGE ain't the be-all-end-all" gets thrown around too.

Anons are just too insecure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:48:37 2015 No.13124189 >>13124184 But I'm not one. I can't self insert into two girls. You're the ones who are mad your prophet's gospel has been questioned.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:48:49 2015 No.13124191

>>13124133
>You spend a few hours making occasional smalltalk with the hostess
>Eating the cheese and commenting on the taste
>You're rather annoyed that there is nobody else to take the attention off you
>Wine is good though
>The dormouse eventually turns up and starts her own tasting
>It's a rather boring affair all in all
>But the free food is nice
>The hostess begins drinking more and more though
>And eventually gets freaking sauced when nobody has turned up by the last hour
>End up sitting at a table just drinking wine and eating cheese with the two mice
>The classy looking hinezumi is slurring
>But damn that dormouse can hold her wine
>Event hits the end date but nobody ever does show
>Feeling a bit sorry for the hostess
>Another bottle of wine down, she starts ranting
>Wanted to use the event to find a boyfriend
>Only guy that turned up was you
>Not sure whether to be insulted that she didn't even consider it
>But you are bumming free cheese
>Hinezumi hostess looks at the dormouse
>"Yoush kinda looksh like a guy."
>What?
>Hostess is starting to lean in on the confused dormouse
>Getting too close for the smaller rodent's taste
>Could help, but you're finally having fun
>The hostess forces a kiss
>Dormouse panics
>Chair falls backwards
>Hinezumi doesn't let her get away
>You have to lean around the table to see what is going on
>Hinezumi is full on making out with the unwilling dormouse
>And then the hands start to wander
>Half tempted to record this but it seems like someone has used that schtick before
>Makes sense to your drunk head
>Enjoy the show while sipping wine
>Where did she learn those holds?
>Well, she is a hinezumi
>After that things sort of get hazy
>Guess you drank too much yourself

>Wake up
>Back at your apartment
>With the biggest hangover in the world
>That's not a surprise
>But that's when you realize something is wrong
>There is a dormouse sleeping on your chest and a hinezumi's ass beside your face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:49:06 2015 No.13124193 >>13124183 >dragondyke >qt3.14 I call bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:49:41 2015 No.13124195 >>13124179 >any relationship other than those two is not cannon So any monster girl and any human getting together in that setting ever is not a real thing? >>13124183 Well what do you expect, its crabman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:49:50 2015 No.13124196 >>13124193 She was pretty cute when Suu was using her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:49:52 2015 No.13124197 >>13124191 No room at end. Keep going? Sorry if quality is poor, bit tired from work.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:49:55 2015 No.13124198

>>13124184
I'm not him, and i don't really like yuri that much, but pretending like we don't suck KCs dick way too much here is retarded.
You know, there was a time in these threads where we where open to other universes, hell, when MGQ 2 and 3 where close to coming out that's all we talked about

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:50:10 2015 No.13124199 >>13124179 Okay, so you're baiting. >>>/u/ >>>/d/ >>>/y/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:50:35 2015 No.13124202 >>13124191 Dinner and a show, what could be finer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:51:05 2015 No.13124203 >>13124198 >F-f-f-fuck off to /vg/ I don't get where these people even came from.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:51:24 2015 No.13124205

>>13124187
>pls, this thread's mostly MGE anyway.
>MGE ain't the be-all-end-all
These are both true at the same time. I would imagine we have the same Anons sticking to either point when something they like is attacked or something they don't like is supported. I guess it's in our petty nature. In the end though this really does all boil down to not being able to handle other opinions. We know what a headcanon is, but we never respect them.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:53:53 2015 No.13124213

>>13124195
It's not that any other relationship is non-canon. But the MGE's main appeal is to inspire people to create stories, that's where the majority of the content comes from. Really wish I knew Japanese so I could read some of the stories archived on KC's site.

But as far as relationships explicitly stated in the MGE itself? There's really only those two I mentioned. Well, couples. There's also YOU's Harem, but that's not a "Couple".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:53:59 2015 No.13124214 >>13124203 >F-f-f-fuck off to /vg/ Are you saying that i'm saying that? because i don't see me or the person i was replying to saying anything like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:54:04 2015 No.13124215 >>13124172 I'm sober now. It's just my hands are huge and I'M on my phone.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:55:35 2015 No.13124222

>>13124214
No, I was referring to the person who said that, using it as an example of
>pretending like we don't suck KCs dick way too much here
You know? I was agreeing with you. Because previously in this thread I was told to fuck off to /vg/ because I said I didn't like MGE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:55:36 2015 No.13124223 >>13124214 I think he's just referencing how it's the attitude that's been expressed lately.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:58:07 2015 No.13124233 >>13124213 >Really wish I knew Japanese so I could read some of the stories archived on KC's site Same here my friend. Dude has a lot of fanfiction on his site.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 03:58:54 2015 No.13124235

>>13124179
>Only the DL and WS are Canon couples

Is this nigga serious? I think this nigga is serious.

>What are the zipangu hot springs
>What is the cult of Eros
>Church of the fallen god/pandemonium
>the rest

>Less dismissive of MGs
"I won't let them show up officially"

Go home /u/, you're drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:00:52 2015 No.13124239 >>13124191 >>13124197 Guess nobody is interested. Leaving it here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:01:22 2015 No.13124240 >>13124222 >>13124223 Ohhh, ok sorry drinking

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:02:15 2015 No.13124244 >>13124239 >get positive replies >"Guess nobody is interested" You're worse than Alp. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:03:30 2015 No.13124248 >>13124239 I'm interested. Refreshing this page is churning really slowly.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:04:14 2015 No.13124252

>>13124235
As I already clarified, I was referring to explicitly characterized couples within the MGE's Settings Books.

>I won't let them show up officially
That's what he said about Futas, anon. Also, I think you meant to put MBs there, not "MGs".
What he said about MBs, btw, was
>Basically they will not appear in MGE, but there are some exceptions like the magics or portions by sabbath which enable men to become monster boys temporaly.
Which is indeed much less dismissive than what he said of futanari.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:04:20 2015 No.13124253 >>13124239 You can check replies to posts by looking at the top right of the original post, ya know. You have the positive feedback (and mine too I guess), keep on truckin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:04:34 2015 No.13124254 >>13124239 Yeah, there's definite interest Anon. Keep going. We need more flaming maus butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:04:47 2015 No.13124255 >>13124244 Refer to my post >>13124197 I was seeing if anyone wanted me to, and got no replies. >>13124248 Alright, I'll pick it up again. Sorry for the trouble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:05:52 2015 No.13124258 >>13124255 You got positive replies to the greentext, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:07:14 2015 No.13124261 >>13124198 >implying there aren't at least a dozen "fuck KC" each thread >>13124189 >questioned >implying it's not because some /u/day is forcing his Yuri headcanon as fact

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:07:54 2015 No.13124263 >>13124261 Fuck KC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:08:45 2015 No.13124264 >>13124239 keep going fool

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:09:05 2015 No.13124266 >>13124258 Please don't scare the writefags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:09:25 2015 No.13124268 >>13124261 >mplying there aren't at least a dozen "fuck KC" each thread For every fuck KC, there's 4 people taking MGE as the word of god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:10:03 2015 No.13124269 >>13124266 I'm a writefag and I don't ask people whether I should continue or not every half a paragraph.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:10:30 2015 No.13124270 >>13124215 I know how you feel. Fucking tiny ass keys with my big ass thumbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:10:57 2015 No.13124272 >>13124252 He said the same for MBs and futa. "Fan fiction? Okay!" Officialy, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:13:08 2015 No.13124278 >>13124272 I won't deny that interpretation. Was just saying he was less dismissive of MBs than Futa. That's all. >>13124268 Well, MGE is Word of God for MGE. Now trying to apply it to everything MG, ever, that's utterly ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:14:08 2015 No.13124280 >>13124269 This. Do whatever the fuck you want. what's the worst that can happen? Some one doesn't like it? Look at Bob. That nigga doesn't even give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:17:05 2015 No.13124285 >>13124263 Thank you for playing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:17:38 2015 No.13124286 >>13124285 You asked for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:19:50 2015 No.13124290 >>13124278 >less dismissive And this matters? Did you miss the Q&A where he explained the setting falls apart if MBs were to be present?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:22:13 2015 No.13124298 If there was a planet of a single type of monster girls, which one do you want it to be and why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:23:05 2015 No.13124304 >>13124298 I don't think I even need to specify which planet at this point, all I have to say is I'd wear a red shirt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:23:41 2015 No.13124305 >>13124298 Kikimora. Do I really need a reason?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:23:56 2015 No.13124307 File: 1.14 MB, 1181x1748, 1424786007414-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124298 Isn't this just the same as asking what our favorite MG is? It's lamias

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:23:58 2015 No.13124308

>>13124191
>This is a cozy predicament
>Maybe one of them remembers what happened last night
>Too bad they're sleeping like logs
>Well, it's a bit hard to tell with a dormouse
>They both reek of booze though
>And are naked
>So are you
>Huh
>Is that lipstick all over the dormouse?
>Realization has produced some fine morning wood
>And damn this dormouse looks nice
>Or is that her charm talking?
>You decide it'd be better to get some breakfast
>Before realizing that you can't feed both of them too
>Would they even like dry cereal?
>Don't got money to pay for real food
>While you try and figure out the solution a poking wakes the dormouse up
>Halfway at least
>Maybe
>It's hard to tell with a dormouse
>She sits up and squishes the morning wood under her round, soft ass
>Doesn't even seem to realize it
>Groans while holding her head
>She's got a hangover too
>No surprise there
>Looks down at you and takes a few moments to remember
>"Anon?"
>That would be you, yes
>A yawn comes from her
>She isn't moving
>Did she fall asleep sitting up on top of you?
>....
>Yep
>Slap her ass to snap her awake
>Squeaks when she does
>And then hiccups
>Suggest to her getting some water
>Seems happy to go do so
>Somehow didn't realize you had morning wood despite it being right between those round buns
>Free, you stand up and look around
>There are bottles of wine everywhere
>Looks like the party moved here after you guys got kicked out
>Where are their clothes though?
>Oh, the hinezumi's dress is on a branch of that tree outside
>She's not getting that back
>At least she's not awake
>Hinezumi wakes up
>Stands
>Darts to the bathroom to throw up
>Well, you had to go and jinx it didn't you?
>Head to the kitchen
>Dormouse is snacking on cheese
>You don't have cheese
>Look in fridge
>Oh
>You have lots of cheese

>>13124298
Dormouse. For great mousecapades.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:24:26 2015 No.13124309 >>13124298 Echidna. Because it wouldnt be a single monster planet for long

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:24:38 2015 No.13124310 >>13124298 I'd set my Auto-Pilot to the co-ordinates of both an Egyptian World, and a Reptile World, set the system to flip a coin, go to sleep, and see where I wake up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:26:12 2015 No.13124315 >>13124310 >wake up inside the belly of a horny spaceworm Tough luck, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:27:12 2015 No.13124323 >>13124315 >Spaceworm Well, PRW makes it sound pretty cool at least? And who knows, maybe we'll crash on an Egyptian World anyway, because of some Grapesnake's plotting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:27:35 2015 No.13124325 >>13124278 Excep we don't do that, do we? We are well aware MGE stays in MGE, it's the opposite, people putting the rules if other settings in it. No one says MAMONO MANA when discussing MGQ or Rance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:28:59 2015 No.13124332 >>13124325 You say that, and yet earlier someone brought it up when we were talking about Nurse Hitomi...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:29:06 2015 No.13124333 >>13124323 Son, that's some good thinking. And since we're talking about Space Operas, do you think Alp can make a proper Anya? Because he promised he would.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:31:22 2015 No.13124338

>>13123347
Mad cow disease is the result of prions ducking with your brain. Prions are when cells fuck up protein production so badly that it's all they can make from now on. Best part? You can't burn them out. But if that's the worst thing that happens to your holstaurus wife, especially when it's supposed to cause severe neurological damage, then I would count my blessings. Human women aren't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:32:59 2015 No.13124342 >>13124332 And hitomi is not MGE, neither is EMG. It gets brought up because the monsters there are all present in MGE. I wasn't part of that discussion anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:34:54 2015 No.13124347 >>13124342 You may not of been, but other people were. The core point remains, people try and apply the rules of the MGE to entirely unrelated things, for one reason or another. It's silly, plain and simple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:37:28 2015 No.13124349 >>13124347 Maybe because they'd rather a monster husbands them than eat or enslave them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:37:37 2015 No.13124351 File: 485 KB, 850x607, fox45324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124308 Nyanon is going to be sorry he missed this Dormouse. For great mousecapades., << wait, this is prolly nyanon

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:40:43 2015 No.13124360

>>13124308
>Ask the dormouse what her name is
>She says it's Terri
>Ask what happened last night since she seems most likely to remember
>Dodges question by asking where the coffee is
>There is none of course
>Hinezumi groans and walks into the room
>Asks where coffee is
>There isn't any
>Groans some more
>Settles for lots of water
>You ask what her name is
>Cassie
>Ask if she knows what happened last night
>No clue
>Can't find her clothes
>You mention where you saw them
>More groaning
>Agree to loan her a shirt until she can get home
>Cassie finally notices the lipstick all over Terri
>"Oh god tell me I didn't."
>Well, you remember it heading in that direction last night
>Loud groan
>Offer to take them home
>Terri pouts
>Why is Terri pouting?
>Stop that, nothing happened right?
>Though all evidence points to something you'd like to remember
>Terri won't answer
>But doesn't want to leave
>Cassie comes back wearing only one of your t-shirts
>And gives Terri one for herself
>If you could remember last night you'd be a lot happier
>But this is a nice scene
>You could use pants though
>The morning wood has been on display for ages you realize
>Slip away to get something to cover it
>Can't help but feel they're staring
>Well, that's only natural
>By the time you return they're whispering about something
>And Cassie doesn't seem too happy
>You inquire about it
>Cassie deflects the question by asking if you want to live somewhere nicer
>Well, yeah
>And have lots of food
>Would be nice
>And a girlfriend
>...Where you goin with this mice ladies?
>Turns out you got laid last night
>Repeatedly
>With both of them
>And they're both the type of monster that gets hooked on their first man
>So Cassie wants you to move in
>And Terri wants to move in as well
>Huh
>Lots of questions here
>First
>What should I pack?

Gonna leave it here, already tired from work and now I'm sleepy. Sorry for being insecure halfway through.

>>13124351
Yep, it's me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:44:18 2015 No.13124367 File: 373 KB, 581x750, 1424466819190.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124360 >it was Nyanon all along >I was mean to him when he asked whether or not to continue I'm terribly sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:45:05 2015 No.13124368 >>13124360 Not fucking surprised in the slightest. Good job. Mice aren't my favorite, but the way you write them always makes them seem warm and cuddly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:46:51 2015 No.13124376 >>13124367 It's alright, I sometimes take after alp in the wrong ways. >>13124368 Glad you liked it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:47:16 2015 No.13124378 >>13124376 >take after alp That just makes me feel worse!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:47:24 2015 No.13124379 >>13124347 EMG monsters suffer from chronic horniness as the MGE one though. Even if it's only during the full moon. They are very lewd and have been breeding with human men too. Don't know shot about hitomi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:48:33 2015 No.13124381 >>13124378 If it makes you feel better, you're a better writer than me. Not sure if compliment or not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:48:41 2015 No.13124382 >>13124379 But EMG monsters have males for some species. And they don't have a corrupting magic that changes women into monsters or men into incubi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:49:56 2015 No.13124385 >>13124382 So? We ain't here for monsterboys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:50:00 2015 No.13124386 >>13124360 This is a neat little scenario. Looking forward to more Nyanon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:50:07 2015 No.13124387 >>13124360 Unf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:50:07 2015 No.13124388 >>13124381 If I was, I'd have finished Junko's house already. But I haven't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:50:54 2015 No.13124393 >>13124360 Nyanon-san, nyanon-san! Why did you pick the name "Sen" in your CYOA? Was it because of a certain Mamizou-loving pixiv artist or because that happens to be a word with a lot of relevant meanings?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:51:26 2015 No.13124396 >>13124385 Weren't you saying that it was somehow justifiable that the MGE rules of MAMONO MANA were applied to other stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:52:37 2015 No.13124397 >>13124393 Because it rhymed with 'Yen'. Shocking, I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:52:47 2015 No.13124398 >>13124360 Threesome route, ho! Truly, laying an MG is the gateway to happiness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:54:25 2015 No.13124402 >>13124397 How bland and not at all related to my chance connection. You should throw in more tanuki anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:58:05 2015 No.13124408 >>13124402 I like Tanuki, so chances are decent for future projects. Most likely as side characters but still. Saved what I posted to my pastebin in case I do some more with it at another time. In case anyone cares.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:59:06 2015 No.13124411

>>13124396
No, I said people may want to do that because it's better to have a monster want to fuck you than kill you. Look at Darling, I'm sure he would be glad if the aspect of DE that protects sa man's body was a thing in his world. Would save LOTS of trips to the doctor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 04:59:22 2015 No.13124412 >>13124408 I think we've all made it emphatically clear that we care, and look forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:00:45 2015 No.13124416 >>13124411 He doesn't go to the doctor, Lala just resurrects him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:00:52 2015 No.13124417 >>13124408 I care. Have you added the Gabby CYOA to your pastebin yet? I seem to recall you asking for a link to it earlier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:01:58 2015 No.13124419 >>13124416 You heard what I said.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:02:08 2015 No.13124420 File: 390 KB, 750x1058, 1419846403383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124408 >In case anyone cares Cheesenugget, you're doing it again...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:03:10 2015 No.13124422 >>13124419 Well I'm saying fuck that. MAMONO MANA would ruin any setting it was introduced to. It's the reason I dislike MGE so much.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:03:24 2015 No.13124424

>>13124417
Not yet, I should have done that a while ago but it might be too late for anyone to still have it sitting around in their own pastebin. At least two people did it, but they don't seem to be around.

>>13124412
>>13124420
I'll try to have more confidence in myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:04:47 2015 No.13124426 >>13124424 >more confidence Here's a thought, write a long story in your pastebin, in prose instead of greentext.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:05:53 2015 No.13124428 >>13124422 And adding killer and vore monsters to MGE would make it better? /vg/ pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:06:29 2015 No.13124431 >>13124422 Found it: http://pastebin.com/0AF5iKn8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:06:51 2015 No.13124432 >>13124426 Not him, but >Implying longer stories garner you more confidence The longer it is the fewer people read and comment on it. that's bad for confidence, anon. Well, maybe it isn't bad, but it's not good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:07:36 2015 No.13124434 >>13124431 >>13124424 derp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:07:44 2015 No.13124435 >>13124424 http://pastebin.com/0AF5iKn8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:08:26 2015 No.13124437 >>13124426 But I'm already writing the ending of a long? story in prose in my pastebin. Yetinburg is long, isn't it? >>13124431 >>13124435 Awesome, thank you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:08:31 2015 No.13124439 >>13124428 See, this is what we were talking about earlier. The moment someone doesn't fellate KC, this happens. Look at fucking EMG. How much vore is there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:09:58 2015 No.13124440 >>13124437 How many words is it when put together?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:14:57 2015 No.13124457 >>13124440 I don't know, I can't figure out how to check using the basic wordpad program I write it on. I'm technologically a caveman.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:16:22 2015 No.13124463

>>13124439
You're the one going on about how much you hate MGE for what it is. And seeing as EMG monsters don't work under ammonia mana, having eaten humans, or having species that eat humans is quite possible.

You're the one with the problem, if you hate MGE why are you here? We're here thanks to "posting standards" bulldhit from /a/ and other factors. Here' we can discuss MGE freely, so we do. EMG and others things are welcome, but that mainly stays on /a/. If you want to talk about mobsters here and don't want people to give them the MGE treatment, you're in the wrong fucking place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:16:37 2015 No.13124465 >>13124457 Just copypaste it all into Word or Office document.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:19:32 2015 No.13124474
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>>13124463
>having species that eat humans is quite possible
I haven't seen any. The setting works fine the way it is, why would you want to ruin it with MAMONO MANA?
>why are you here
Because I like Monster Girls. I don't need to like the MGE setting for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:20:41 2015 No.13124477 >>13124439 And if you're so opposed because you want monsterboys or some other stuff, you're shit out of luck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:22:04 2015 No.13124481 >>13124477 I don't even get what you're saying now. Have I posted Monster Boys here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:23:33 2015 No.13124485 >>13124463 This is the monster girl thread, not the MGE thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:25:46 2015 No.13124490 >>13124465 What if I don't have either of those on my computer? I feel like such a tech failure now. But that I knew already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:27:49 2015 No.13124508 >>13124490 Then I, uhh, I err umm. Wow. S-sorry for having bothered you, Esteemed Ancestor.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:27:51 2015 No.13124509

>>13124474
And MGE works fine the way it is as well. It is what it is. Don't like something? That's why headcanon exists. Going on about how much you hate, in a thread mainly composed of it, let's not kid ourselves, just shows you're in the wrong place.

>I don't like tacos!
>I think I'll go eat at taco bell! Because I fucking hate tacos!

That's you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:28:02 2015 No.13124510 >>13124490 Just scrounge around your writing software of choice. You'll find something like a word count. wnat are you on? Open office?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:30:12 2015 No.13124521 >>13124440 >>13124457 ~1382

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:30:47 2015 No.13124523 >>13124481 I'm getting you are unhappy because you seem to think the setting is stale or something, you want some other variety, hence my statement. I'll day it again, the setting is what it is. Get used to it or get out.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:32:02 2015 No.13124527

>>13124509
You're the one saying it's okay to shove MAMONO MANA in settings where it doesn't belong, and that's what I'm protesting. Did you forget that already?
>>13124510
He already said he uses wordpad.
>>13124521
>1382
That's not long at all. My longest story was at 72 000 when I deleted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:32:22 2015 No.13124528 >>13124510 Windows wordpad. It works, so I haven't gone for microsoft word. >>13124521 Thanks! And wow, it seems so small now. Is it really only that many words?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:33:31 2015 No.13124534 >>13124509 But I like the Pizza Hut pizza and breadsticks I can get from Taco Bell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:34:14 2015 No.13124537 >>13124534 You're not allowed to order those, they're only there for decoration. Either order the fucking tacos or get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:35:38 2015 No.13124544 >>13124528 >Is it really only that many words? yes. you were talking about the terri and cassie greentext, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:35:57 2015 No.13124546 >>13124528 There's no way Yetinburg is only 1.3k words long. And wow, wordpad really has no wordcount function.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:36:27 2015 No.13124549

>>13124485
>99% of OPs are from MGE
>99% of monsters discussed are from MGE
>same with writefaggotry
>and greentexts
>and drawfaggotry
>roll games
>even shut like the EnD stuff uses MGE monsters and not EMG or mythological interpretations
>we have given the MGE treatment to fallout monsters, planets, cars, swords, and more

Who the fuck do you think you're kidding?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:37:14 2015 No.13124555 >>13124544 Anon, how could you possibly get something like this wrong? >>13124549 >99% Did you know that lies don't help your arguments?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:37:42 2015 No.13124557 >>13124457 I'm bored so I counted the 11 chapters up now. 69,112 Words 292,671 Characters (No spaces) 361,843 Characters total

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:40:10 2015 No.13124568 >>13124557 Well, that's a lot better. If I wasn't so tired and sleepy I would have known better! Yeah, lets go with that. Thanks for the count anon, maybe I should upgrade my writing program.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:40:45 2015 No.13124571 >>13124549 *DnD And just last thread people were waifuing the dragons from there, and they didn't mean huge beasts. They meant dragons as girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:41:18 2015 No.13124575 >>13124557 >>13124568 Well that's that then. Nyanon, there's nothing Uncle Alp can teach you. Confidence is simply beyond you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:42:34 2015 No.13124580 >>13124555 Doesn't make my points any less true. You are simply being contrarian.This isn't up for debate.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:43:56 2015 No.13124584

Spaceworms!
http://pastebin.com/MesgRH0Q

Short update today. This is the end of introduction 1.

Next update will be the first part of chapter 1 of the main story. That should be out tomorrow or the next day. Once I get it out I will go through my pastebin and clean it up a bit, maybe merge the intro chapters into fewer pastes for ease of reading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:44:11 2015 No.13124586 >>13124580 So why are you saying the 1% can't have their own stuff? Why do we have to suck KC's dick too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:45:23 2015 No.13124590 >>13124584 Yay!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:48:57 2015 No.13124602 >>13124584 Well, that was short. I've got the feeling Apophis' plans will be screwed by something cute and abominable.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:54:58 2015 No.13124622

>>13124527
Twice now, I've told you , why mamono mana gets brought up. Trhice now, I'm telling you I have not been advocating for putting it in every setting. And for the final time I will tell you, you are in a thread for waifus, if you bring MGs from others settings they will get the treatment, if you bring in other settings, the same, because where you're standing, is a sea of the stuff. You don't see us going over to /a/ and sheeting MM on everything. Even then, MGE and EMG were discussed in the same thread amicably, never did I see someone saying the wanted to make Palin's books bigger using DE. Never have I seen it here when EMG comes up. You are in a MGE oriented thread, goi g in about how much you hate everything about it. Here's a thought, talk about EMG, instead if complaining about MGE. And if people mention MM in it' don't throw a fit, because whether you want to acknowledge it or not, this thread is almost completely MGE related. Don't like it? Feel free to leave and post in a EMG thread.

Good day and goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:55:23 2015 No.13124624 >>13124584 Neato. >>13124568 Maybe. I never had a need to upgrade past the factory default stuff until recently so it's not that big of a deal in my eyes. If we're being honest right now though being able to change the color of a program is the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:55:32 2015 No.13124625 >>13124602 I'm resisting the urge to spoil what I've got planned since I figure it'll be more fun to read it without any hints. It's hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:56:04 2015 No.13124628 >>13122785 What if you were kidnapped and mindbrokened by faceless Christmas cakes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:59:09 2015 No.13124637 >>13124622 skeeting MM on everything Papi's boobs bigger by using DE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 05:59:38 2015 No.13124639 File: 417 KB, 1184x905, 76bede28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AGGRESSIVE HUGGING!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:00:50 2015 No.13124644 >>13124639 Wurms pride themselves on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:01:30 2015 No.13124645 >>13124586 See >>13124622

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:02:38 2015 No.13124650 >>13124639 Those suction cups look horrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:02:47 2015 No.13124651 >>13124644 As long as I don't get hurt, that sounds absolutely wonderful. Something about their honest simpleness being SO EAGER to hug you would be heartwarming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:03:11 2015 No.13124652 >>13124625 Do sandworms exist ?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:03:11 2015 No.13124653

>>13124622
But all this time I've been arguing BECAUSE you were defending the idea of forcing MAMONO MANA onto settings without it. Like here>>13124411
You're defending it. That's what I've been arguing against. I didn't just randomly start saying I hate MGE for no reason.
>>13124625
It doesn't have to be. WRITE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:07:26 2015 No.13124667 >>13124639 >getting molested by tentacles >but also hot cocoa

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:08:48 2015 No.13124674 >>13124584 That Apophis is 10/10, would serve her faithfully forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:12:07 2015 No.13124682 >>13124652 In my setting? There are currently none on the unnamed planet Pharaoh and Apophis live on at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:15:13 2015 No.13124691 File: 130 KB, 1000x1000, 1413329632646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124682 STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! GO WRITE IT! SO WE CAN READ IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:17:24 2015 No.13124698 >>13124682 Ho? That almost makes me want to prod you with questions but I'll leave it at that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:21:46 2015 No.13124709 >>13124691 But I want to talk to anons about stuff so I can pretend I have friends! That sounded less pathetic and more humorous before I typed it out. I'm actually working on it right now but don't expect it before this time tomorrow at the earliest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:23:42 2015 No.13124711 >>13124709 I thought we really were friends. You're awesome. More so than me. It's thanks to you I decided to get started on my own space opera thingie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:28:34 2015 No.13124718 >>13124709 You know what we could talk about? How you came up with the idea in the first place. Farscape?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:29:25 2015 No.13124720

>>13124622
>>13124645

>You are in a MGE oriented thread, goi g in about how much you hate everything about it

But i don't hate MGE, I actually like it a lot, it's probably my favorite monstergirl universe, i just facking hate how it's paraded around these threads now as the only MG universe, and people saying that something is wrong because it doesn't fit KC's standards

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:31:13 2015 No.13124723 >>13124720 But anon, don't you see the sign up front that says "MGE thread - no other setting allowed"?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:40:00 2015 No.13124738

>>13124718
>Farscape?
I know it had some kind of living ship in it but that's it. Something about the camerawork threw me off so I could never get into the show. Had the same problem with the battlestar galactica remake. If I remember right it just came from somebody saying 'spaceworm' in a thread one day and it struck me as a cool idea. I did a short little one post greentext about a way you could use the concept and I liked it so I stored it away in a corner of my head while I did other stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:40:57 2015 No.13124740 >>13124738 Well, no matter where it came from, it's beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 06:49:28 2015 No.13124754 >>13123564 >Blueberry is still best She has a nice set of earmuffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:02:42 2015 No.13124778 >>13124062 I kind of want it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:13:25 2015 No.13124794 File: 253 KB, 541x700, 1412293844281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Significant progress to Junko's house, starting at line 111. Nowhere near finished though, since I'm lazy. http://pastebin.com/UQ2HA1fU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:21:05 2015 No.13124803 >>13124718 I was the one who came up with the spaceworm idea in the first place. And I did mention Farscape as an example of a living ship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:25:21 2015 No.13124808 >>13124803 I recall this. I was there, see. As was the guy who wanted to fly on a self-made ship with his Anubis Engineer waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:49:33 2015 No.13124831 Found it https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12962174/#12963134 So yeah, it actually was Farscape. I didn't even realize it because I tunneled in on 'spaceworm' too hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:50:47 2015 No.13124833 >>13124831 Wahaha! I'm always right!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 07:54:17 2015 No.13124843 >>13124831 It takes a lot of balls to do that digging, find you where wrong, and actually come back to admit it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:02:03 2015 No.13124855 >I just want to marry an entire village of goblins and their hobgoblin chief >while gaining the nicknames: Boss, husband, and daddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:04:19 2015 No.13124856 >>13124855 Then vote Lucy the Hobgoblin for Warchief.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:09:31 2015 No.13124863 Who was the writefag who wrote the greentext about the guy getting snowed in at his dhampir friends house?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:10:47 2015 No.13124867 >>13124843 It's actually kind of funny. The post I got the spaceworm idea from was a blatant farscape reference and I didn't even realize it because I never bother to click youtube links.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:11:56 2015 No.13124869 >>13124856 She can't be war chief when she's carrying triplets

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:12:18 2015 No.13124871 >>13124869 Says who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:13:20 2015 No.13124872 >>13124867 Since you're ever so tempted to talk about your story, do tell if it's going to take place on more than just one world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:18:46 2015 No.13124888 >>13124872 Yes That's all you get I'm off Try not to leave a window open and allow the thread to drop to an uncomfortably low temperature while I'm gone

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:20:13 2015 No.13124893 >>13124888 c-c-c-combo breaker?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:20:16 2015 No.13124894 File: 1010 KB, 800x800, 1424854332643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13124888 But... then the Yuki-Onna can't come in!

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:24:22 2015 No.13124905
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>Because of their disposition, normally their rough, violent behavior stands out, but they have a burning love for their covenanter, and to him they show another side of themselves as enthusiastic, passionate lovers.

Hnnnnnnngh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:28:55 2015 No.13124919 >>13124894 >>13124905 >Ice and Fire Sing, bitches, sing a duet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:29:43 2015 No.13124920 >>13124863 It's not finished right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:31:19 2015 No.13124923 >>13124920 Whoeverwrote it said they were gonna continue it, but i never saw anything else posted

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:41:51 2015 No.13124945 >>13124871 Says the guy who put those triplets in her. She's not fighting while pregnant, at least that's what the crazy wizard doctor in the woods told me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:42:37 2015 No.13124946 >>13124945 Warchiefs don't fight. That's too much bother. She has captains to do that for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:45:51 2015 No.13124956 >>13124946 >>13124945 Not to forget that fighting uses up energy and diminishes the amount of plump in her boobs. The Goblins won't let that happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:51:59 2015 No.13124974 Is there a MGG irc channel?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:53:04 2015 No.13124977 >>13124103 the mgq world really isn't a place i'd like to live in but as a work of fiction I find its more interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:54:00 2015 No.13124980 >>13124977 Can't you let old shitstorms lie dead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:54:05 2015 No.13124981 >>13124974 the writerfags have an irc iirc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:54:33 2015 No.13124982 >>13124974 At one point there were three.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:55:25 2015 No.13124984 >>13124977 I wish that game had had more waifu material. Does Alice even love you at the end? Shit just seemed like she wanted your dick only for being stronger than her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:55:43 2015 No.13124985 >>13124981 >the writefags That makes it sound like all of us go there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:56:43 2015 No.13124989 >>13123303 Ace Combat Metro 2033 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Asura's Wrath

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:57:03 2015 No.13124990 >>13124984 She did love you. At the very end she seems pretty happy to be wandering around with you at her side and your twins in her (sadly flat) belly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:58:11 2015 No.13124992 >>13124989 All of that is so silly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:58:26 2015 No.13124995 >>13124985 True. Probably less than half the total writefags are in there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 08:59:44 2015 No.13125001 >>13124985 >That makes it sound like all of us go there. I apologize, I meant some of them do

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:02:55 2015 No.13125010 >>13124984 she loved him even before he became stronger than her at the very least in the bad end in part two before luka gives the killing blow she admits that spending time wandering the lands with him were the best days of her life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:02:58 2015 No.13125011 File: 174 KB, 800x1036, 928319831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123303 Picrelated. If seriously though, The Void.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:03:56 2015 No.13125013 >>13124980 I just woke up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:04:03 2015 No.13125014 >>13124984 >>13124990 >ending cg with alice >"oh boy i can't wait for ACTUAL displays of love" >more insults >more femdom bullshit >luka keeps being a little bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:05:30 2015 No.13125021 >>13124992 Silly, but you can't deny they're damn memorable. It's not about having a believable, down-to-earth story, it's about making it fucking awesome in a way coherent to the actual gameplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:05:39 2015 No.13125023 >>13125014 >wanting her personality to change completely >wanting his personality to change completely >calling femdom bullshit I don't consider you a friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:06:45 2015 No.13125028 >>13125021 >damn memorable Metro 2033 and Last Light weren't memorable to me. They were better than the average FPS and had a nice atmosphere, but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:07:30 2015 No.13125030 >>13125023 >>wanting her personality to change completely >>wanting his personality to change completely what's character development? it was the end of the journey for god's sake

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:08:00 2015 No.13125033 >>13125023 Being in love with someone doesn't change your personality though. Or maybe just for that person.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:08:16 2015 No.13125035
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>>13125014
>ending cg with alice
>"oh boy i can't wait for ACTUAL displays of love"
>more insults
I have the exact same problem with Alice, anon, so you're not suffering alone.
All I can conclude is that she's basically just a bitch through and through

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:08:23 2015 No.13125036 >>13125014 I was a bit dispointed with that to , I just wanted at least one lovey dovey scene with alice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:08:55 2015 No.13125038 >>13125030 >character development means you have to do a 180 in personality That would've just been awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:09:39 2015 No.13125043 >>13125035 and despite that I still like her

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:10:31 2015 No.13125049 >>13125028 >Metro 2033 and Last Light weren't memorable to me Really? Not even the first game? Found all the moral choices, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:10:50 2015 No.13125051 >>13124650 I dunno, as long as they dont have those beaks in them it would be like getting little kisses all over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:11:49 2015 No.13125054 >>13125049 >Found all the moral choices, right? Way to be a condescending little prick. I got the good end for both games on my first try. Didn't leave much of an impression.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:12:49 2015 No.13125059

>>13125023
But you can clearly tell how she gets more and more affectionate towards him in their journey. All of this gets absolutely thrown out the goddamn window when she feels like swallowing cum.

>The cause of your damage is that holy energy eating into your flesh and blood.
>I heard from Micaela that there's no problems at all with your physical energy...
>But a bigger problem is whether this body of mine can still excite you...

>>13125038
Did you even play the game?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:13:51 2015 No.13125061 >>13125059 >Did you even play the game? Yes. At no point was there any hint that Alice was becoming submissive while Luka was becoming dominant. That's just not what they were.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:14:55 2015 No.13125063

>>13125030
>what's character development?
something that stopped after part 2, I actually like how the relationship between alice and luka progressed through part 1 and 2 but then part 3 kind of dropped the ball on that, I suspect maybe TT rushed it to meet a deadline, but who knows.
I'm hoping the new game monmusu paradox fixes this, at the very least in this game this universe's luka doesn't hate sex.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:15:42 2015 No.13125065

>>13125054

>Way to be a condescending little prick.

I was just asking a question, what's with the fucking hostility all of a sudden?

The moral choices play a big part in the game, it's one of the first things one would ask you about, since the games partially revolve about the balance between good and evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:16:54 2015 No.13125068 >>13124974 All on Rizon: #Monstergirls is ELH's. Largest of the three. #Monstergirl is LDR's. Made after she was banned from the above. Hardly anyone in there if at all. #/a/mgg is Grandad's. Hope you like /pol/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:18:03 2015 No.13125069 >>13125061 I don't think alice should have been sub all of a sudden but you can still dom while being loving, at the very least I wished luka didn't whine through the scene,.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:18:33 2015 No.13125070

>>13125065
>just asking a question
No, you were going
>oh this guy didn't love my favorite game? He must've played it wrong!
And the choices were mostly stupid anyway.
>give beggar bullets
>use nonlethal takedowns
>choose between being a jerkass or a good guy
It's almost as black-and-white as InFamous.
I'm not going to pretend I was particularly entertained by that.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:21:26 2015 No.13125075
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>>13125063
>I'm hoping the new game monmusu paradox fixes this
Oh god me too.

After playing the trial I can't wait for the full (translated) game now.

>>13125061
Being dom and being a cunt aren't necessarily related at all.

Hell, I'm not even talking about flipping roles. They could've easily had sex on equal terms.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:31 2015 No.13125076

>>13125070

>oh this guy didn't love my favorite game? He must've played it wrong!

I never said this. You have all the right to dislike the game, you don't have to like it just because I do. As I said before, I was just asking a question, you're seeing shit that isn't there.

But if that's the mood you wanna set in this discussion, fine with me, you fucking faggot.

Goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:22:42 2015 No.13125077 >>13125069 >>13125075 But Alice was a cunt and Luka was a wimp. Nothing is going to change that now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:24:09 2015 No.13125079 File: 118 KB, 800x540, po.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125077 >this fucking thread

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:24:49 2015 No.13125082

>>13125076
>I never said this
But that's what I got from your post. Why would you even ask if I found all the moral choices?
And I never said I disliked it. Why would I have bought the sequel if I didn't like the original?
But me liking them doesn't mean I think there was anything deeply profound about them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:25:13 2015 No.13125083 >>13125077 are you just ignoring what everyone's telling you alice started as a condescending bitch and as the game progressed she was starting to be way less mean and even get jealous when you were with other girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:27:32 2015 No.13125089 >>13125083 If she changed, then why are you complaining she didn't? Wasn't this whole thing about her being a cunt and Luka being a bitch in that final sex scene?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:29:52 2015 No.13125093 >>13125089 >If she changed, then why are you complaining she didn't? Because she completely reverted back to her original personality in that single scene. >>13125014 >>13125033 >>13125059

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:31:32 2015 No.13125096 >>13125075 >After playing the trial I can't wait for the full (translated) game now. considering dargoth still hasn't fully translated the demo thats going to take a loong time unless he gets some help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:32:12 2015 No.13125098 File: 188 KB, 600x600, 1421139222832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all this bitching Meanwhile, in the bathroom...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:34:33 2015 No.13125102 >>13125093 Yeah, you don't really need to keep going in circles. I stand by what I said: Alice was a cunt, Luka was a bitch. Nothing is going to change that at this point, so why complain about it?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:34:58 2015 No.13125104

>>13125082

>Why would you even ask if I found all the moral choices?

I was wondering if you didn't find anything in them that made you stop and think about things.

What else is there to ask about? Gunplay? Shooting is shooting all the same. Voice acting? It's just people talking in different languages be their emotions silly or not. The atmosphere? You already said it was nice.

>But that's what I got from your post.

I said it was memorable, at least to me. You also remember it for it's nice atmosphere and for being better than the average FPS. I was just wondering why you don't find them memorable yet regard them as better than other FPS games, and the moral choices were the first thing to come to mind at the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:35:55 2015 No.13125106 File: 231 KB, 4458x616, perfect ranking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:23 2015 No.13125116

>>13125104
>I was just wondering why you don't find them memorable yet regard them as better than other FPS games
Because most FPS games are utter shit. Doom 3, Half-Life, the original Halo and FC3 are the only ones other than the Metro games that I liked.
No, I didn't like Bioshock. Any of them.
>I was wondering if you didn't find anything in them that made you stop and think about things
Not in Metro, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:38:33 2015 No.13125117 >>13125106 >A slime >Able to modify her body parts at will >Lowest affinity

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:25 2015 No.13125120 >>13125106 >Smith wins Well then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:39:34 2015 No.13125121 >>13125117 It's because she's cold

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:40:53 2015 No.13125127 >>13125106 >No MON Smith doesn't count, sucubbi always feel good with any dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:41:22 2015 No.13125129 >>13125117 you ever tried having sex with jello? its not that easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:43:04 2015 No.13125135 >>13125116 I didn't find anything interesting about any of the games you listed either. >Not in Metro, no. That's all you had to say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:44:15 2015 No.13125137 >>13125106 Humans don't count, so Miaa wins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:45:31 2015 No.13125138 >>13125137 how do we know smith is human?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:46:04 2015 No.13125140

>>13125135
>anything interesting
I think you misunderstood something, I'm not saying they were "interesting", I'm saying they were fun. You know, because most FPS games are utter shit, like I said. Metro and Stalker and the ones I mentioned are better than most, but I didn't say anything about "interesting".
The original premise >>13123303
isn't something I could answer off the top of my head. And I certainly wouldn't agree with the answers you gave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:47:47 2015 No.13125145 >>13125138 Because unlike a mammal, she doesn't adapt to her surroundings, rather, she uses up the resources and moves on, like a virus. A Succuvirus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:50:43 2015 No.13125148 File: 398 KB, 1000x1882, Chuuni squid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125098 So that image is more of this?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:50:48 2015 No.13125150

>>13125140

>I'm not saying they were "interesting", I'm saying they were fun.
>And I certainly wouldn't agree with the answers you gave.

I know, I'm just saying I didn't find anything interesting to be remembered about them. Maybe the manner in which the first Half-Life game unveils the lore as you make progress in it, but I can't think of anything else out of all those games.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:52:35 2015 No.13125155 >>13125150 >I'm just saying And I agree with what you're saying. But at least they were fun. But to answer>>13123303? I wouldn't say any of those fits the bill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:55:05 2015 No.13125161 File: 2.05 MB, 1940x2000, 1422532996440.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how liked are spider girls these days?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:56:08 2015 No.13125164

>>13125155

>I wouldn't say any of those fits the bill.
>I wouldn't say

But that's the catch, he asked what games would YOU show your waifu. I'd show the ones I listed, while you'd show the ones you mentioned.

We have conflicting opinions, but we don't need to argue over them, that's /v/'s job.

>inb4 where do you think we are

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:56:12 2015 No.13125166 >>13125106 What's this site?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:57:54 2015 No.13125168 >>13125161 I like them enough. But right now, I'm on a strong girl binge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:58:18 2015 No.13125169 >>13125161 I like them as much as I ever did. I want to be wrapped in a web be sucked off. >>13125164 >while you'd show the ones you mentioned What? No! I never said any of the games I mentioned were referring to the original post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:59:21 2015 No.13125171 >>13125168 Ushi-Oni is a stronk spider.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 09:59:37 2015 No.13125173 >>13125169 >What? No! I never said any of the games I mentioned were referring to the original post. Right then. Which ones would you think would be fitting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:00:23 2015 No.13125175 >>13125168 Nigga, sounds like Ushi-oni is right up your alley.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:00:35 2015 No.13125176 >>13125173 Remember when I said I can't answer that off the top of my head? That wasn't long enough ago for me to have figured it out yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:00:59 2015 No.13125177 File: 115 KB, 707x1000, 1410886084638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123782 Tiny MG's a great. I'd like something a bit bigger though, big enough to cuddle like a plushie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:01:07 2015 No.13125180 File: 1.08 MB, 1082x665, Inari_-_ushi-oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125171

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:03:54 2015 No.13125186 >>13125180 I want to see an Ushi doing squats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:04:45 2015 No.13125188 >>13125180 You'd expect Ushi Oni making MH-iah meals, like rare/welldone steaks, instead of sashimi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:05:01 2015 No.13125190 >>13125177 Like a daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:06:01 2015 No.13125194 File: 3.10 MB, 1280x1024, MW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123044 Queen Eleanora (Girl on upper right) Shame she really gets only such few moments of screen time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:06:40 2015 No.13125198 File: 93 KB, 718x972, 1410789496425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125190 That might be acceptable, but I'd prefer her to be an adult. Some sort of a proportional dwarf monmusu, I guess.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:07:12 2015 No.13125201

>Anon lies sick in bed with a fever
>With the blankets on, he's too hot
>With the blankets off, he's too cold
>With the blankets on and your Wightfu cuddling you with her cool skin, it's just right
>She even called out of work to spend the whole day in bed with you
>Being sick may suck, but being able to spend all day with her like this makes up for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:08:48 2015 No.13125205 >>13125201 >Wight >having a job Does not compute. Is she an office lady or a principal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:08:51 2015 No.13125206 >>13125201 >Anon being unable to take care of himself while sick and being a burden of his wife Must be Japanese.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:10:08 2015 No.13125210

>>13123044
Does Zelda count? If not, then it's Ruto. Or does Saria count as well? Actually that game helped give me a few fetishes and I just now noticed it. I usually blame my fetishes on all the comics and cartoons that I read/watched as a kid. Mystique is the biggest reason I like blueberry girls and redheads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:11:25 2015 No.13125219 >>13125205 She's a cold boss of a multimillionaire international company.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:12:16 2015 No.13125221 >>13125219 An office lady, then. >>13125210 >Zelda >pointy ears She counts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:13:21 2015 No.13125222 >>13125206 As a red blooded American man, anything worse than a cold leaves me bedridden. I don't know what it is, cold's a shitty but tolerable, but once it moves past that I feel like I'm going to die any second.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:13:56 2015 No.13125224 >>13123044 Kerrigan. I already liked her as a human, and then I liked her as a Zerg. Too bad SC2 didn't ever happen...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:15:27 2015 No.13125229 File: 215 KB, 707x1000, tiny snake fights Parakeet harpy for Anon's attention.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125177

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:15:40 2015 No.13125230 >>13125222 I can deal with Colds and the Flu rather fine, provided I have enough Gatorade for the Flu since I'd be throwing up a lot

>>	Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Mar 2 10:15:59 2015 No.13125233 >>13123954 It is totally a reference to that.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:16:16 2015 No.13125234

>>13125222
>red blooded American
>not working like a real man through a cold
>not taking out a pillbox full of Germans with a bullet in your shoulder
>not working when you could be working
You are not a real American, I bet you don't even work when Hulkamania is running wild. You pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:17:16 2015 No.13125238 >>13125222 Sounds like you've caught the dreaded Japanese cold Are you sure you're not from Nippon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:17:40 2015 No.13125242 >>13125229 >urethral insertion with a tiny snake Straight up into her tiny cloaca nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:18:39 2015 No.13125245 >>13123044 Sally from The Nightmare before Christmas, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:18:42 2015 No.13125246 >>13125230 >>13125234 >>13125238 I haven't been sick in three years, what am I missing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:18:49 2015 No.13125248 >>13125242 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:19:44 2015 No.13125251 >>13125233 You sir! I read your last update. How dare you suggest something as heretical as Monster Girl evolution!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:19:57 2015 No.13125254 >>13125246 A stronger immune system since you haven't fought anything off for a while.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:20:44 2015 No.13125257 >>13125246 Apparently a very bad cold, so says the "American" Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:24:02 2015 No.13125265 >>13125257 Nigga I said I could deal with colds. Once it goes beyond a cold it's intolerable. Last time I had the flu i just curled up into a ball and waited for death to claim me while my fever spiked to 103.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:30:15 2015 No.13125276 >>13125265 Last time I had the flu I vomited a lot but didn't feel like I was dying. I still made my own food and didn't lay in bed all day like a little Japanese school kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:32:18 2015 No.13125277 >>13125276 #SHOTSFIRED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:38:26 2015 No.13125285 >>13124385 I am.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:39:01 2015 No.13125288

>>13125265
>>13125276

Colds and influenza can't be this serious. I rarely get it, but when I do, it's just sneezing and runny nose until I get better, maybe a little headache, but that's it. No crippling feeling of death, no extreme weakness, no nothing.

Or are you talking about actual fevers? THAT's the hardcore shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:40:38 2015 No.13125291 >>13124385 >>13125285 Aw, shit. Them mostly similar post numbers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:41:03 2015 No.13125292 >>13125288 Flus can actually be fatal in some cases. Colds can make you feel like shit, or dying if you're a Japanese pussy, but I don't think anyone's actually died from it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:41:23 2015 No.13125294 >>13125291 Freudian slip. We get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:41:48 2015 No.13125295 >>13125288 >Colds and influenza Those are entirely different things, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:42:26 2015 No.13125299 File: 469 KB, 800x1000, 7WEnbDR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is the boob window fad finally over yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:45:39 2015 No.13125312 >>13125299 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:45:56 2015 No.13125313 >>13125299 Probably. Sadly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:45:56 2015 No.13125314 >>13125299 I hope not. It's not like school swimsuits and thighhighs ever went away, either.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:46:53 2015 No.13125316

>>13125288

In the South, when people say they have they flu, what they mean is something that makes them bedridden and throwing up with a huge fever for a couple days before they can get up and around, then continue to be sick for a week.

Anything less than that is called a cold. A little fever and a headache with a runny nose isn't called anything but "take an aspirin and go get to work".

True flu can be nasty though. I got swine flu during the scare way back when. I was in bed almost two weeks. Lost over twenty pounds by the time I was done, not counting water loss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:49:41 2015 No.13125323 >>13125314 Meh. Sweater puppies are older and superior. There's better ways of showing off cleavage than ruining sweater puppies.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:50:50 2015 No.13125328

>>13125276
The reason why colds and shit are such a big deal in Japan is the population density. It's very easy for airborne shit to travel fast.

Then you have the general mentality of Japanese society, so they tend to want to prevent the disease from spreading. Hence the masks and staying in bed and other such things over what would typically be seen as a minor ailment.

Considering how often I've gotten sick because of some asshole who rolls into work when they're sick as fuck and coughs non-stop and all that other shit, I'm kinda glad to see them not want to make every other person in the world sick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:51:51 2015 No.13125332 >>13125316 That IS actual Flu.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:52:08 2015 No.13125333

>>13125316

>when people say they have they flu, what they mean is something that makes them bedridden and throwing up

That's enlightening. We just call it fever over here.

>I got swine flu during the scare way back then.

Damn, mang, good to know you're alive, it must've been shit. How bad was it?

>>	Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Mar 2 10:52:39 2015 No.13125334 >>13125251 Evolution? Nonsense, it's clearly just demonic energy shenanigans. I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:52:51 2015 No.13125336 >>13125328 You forget that colds in Japan also kill, Anon They don't call it the deadly Japanese cold for nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:39 2015 No.13125342 >>13125328 And yet the Japs always faint and get extremely weak when they catch a cold in their mango.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:53:47 2015 No.13125343 File: 234 KB, 1070x1600, Charlie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125334 Suuure it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:01 2015 No.13125347 >>13125332 That's what I figured. But apparently not wherever that guy is from. I mean, flu is terrible. Just look at how many old people it kills a year. And that's not the really nasty stuff like Spanish flu was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:54:59 2015 No.13125351 >>13125333 >That's enlightening. We just call it fever over here. I'm in California and we still call that sort of thing a stomach flu when you're throwing up nonstop all day and can't stop shitting

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:56:08 2015 No.13125357 >>13125347 Spanish Flu was legitimately worse than the original Flu and it's brethren. Very high kill rate, IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:56:36 2015 No.13125358 >>13125351 You just reminded me that in the 50's everyone called it the endsies. Can't keep anything in one end or the other.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 10:59:06 2015 No.13125372 >>13125148 >you will never come in to check on your daughteru in the bath and she's pretending to be a giant monster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:00:07 2015 No.13125376 >>13125161 Fucking Liars that steal pies, like Naruto, kill people, constantly take damage and can't read

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:13 2015 No.13125382 >>13125376 What the hell are you gibbering about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:35 2015 No.13125383 >>13125376 We really need to push this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:01:57 2015 No.13125385 >>13125376 Wat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:02:28 2015 No.13125389 >>13125383 >>13125376 Are both of you autistic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:03:37 2015 No.13125397 >>13125357 >Very high kill rate 2%. An order of magnitude or two higher than usual yes, but not absolutely high at all. Influenza kills a half million people every year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:04:22 2015 No.13125400 >>13125389 What? I don't know what >>13125376 is talking about, but I just want a reason to bully spiders. Fucking creepy crawly assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:04:27 2015 No.13125401 >>13125389 They're just fans of some stupid let's play group.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:04:41 2015 No.13125402 >>13125376 Don't make me start impregnating spiders and giving them all the pies they can handle to prevent stealing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:04:42 2015 No.13125403 >>13125389 >>13125385 >>13125382 He's talking shit about spiders, it's not hard to figure that out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:05:33 2015 No.13125408 >>13125397 And yet so many died from the Spanish Flu. Still, regular is the most dangerous one and yet everyone throws a huge fit over Swine Flu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:07:41 2015 No.13125413 >>13125376 >Comparing spiders with Naruto That's an insult for spiders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:07:49 2015 No.13125415 File: 255 KB, 1200x889, 1425312469591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13123044 Probably one of those sailor moon MGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:09:24 2015 No.13125422 File: 474 KB, 900x1200, Deviljho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125415 Fuck Peco.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:10:16 2015 No.13125426 >>13125415 >>13125422 Sluts, the both of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:12:17 2015 No.13125436 >>13125426 >Calling Deviljho-oneesan a slut Them's capture quest failing words.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:12:30 2015 No.13125437

>>13125408
The non-manageable and abrupt is always more frightening than the manageable and steady. It's the same way people flip out over revolutionary violence and forget the millions that died of cold and hunger before things got bad enough to risk your life trying to kill the old power.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:12:45 2015 No.13125439 >>13125413 Good. Spiders are bad and you should feel bad for liking them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:13:36 2015 No.13125443 File: 180 KB, 800x600, 19838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125439 Sucks to be you. I'm loving it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:13:40 2015 No.13125444 >>13125437 People basically freak out over the more noticeable things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:14:42 2015 No.13125446 >>13125443 I want to marry that spider, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:14:47 2015 No.13125447 >>13125439 Well that's just, like, your opinion man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:14:51 2015 No.13125448 >>13125436 Good. Deviljho is a plague that needs to be purged I never did a single capture quest unless I was forced to

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:15:36 2015 No.13125454 >>13125446 Translations never~

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:17:41 2015 No.13125460 File: 2.05 MB, 1800x2500, TADAIMA!!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125448 >plague Someone sounds salty. I bet you have actual trouble against one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:22:49 2015 No.13125482 >>13125460 She's based off of a menace to the world anon. It's better if they just stop existing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:24:08 2015 No.13125487 >>13125439 You should feel bad for not liking them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:24:28 2015 No.13125489 >>13125482 Sure they are, Salty. Go back to you low rank adventures if you can't handle her Jhos in your face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:27:21 2015 No.13125497 File: 1.54 MB, 1207x1571, 1425313641212.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125460 I prefer awoo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:29:06 2015 No.13125504 I want to join the Order!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:29:58 2015 No.13125507 Remember anons. Every adventuring party must be balanced. Fighter's to get the beefy girls. Clerics for the more religious ones Wizards for the magically gifted girls Bards for everyone else

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:30:02 2015 No.13125508 >>13125504 Don't. It's all QTE's and walking around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:31:29 2015 No.13125516 >>13125497 I imagine younger ones are confused for Weresheep and wear sweaters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:31:40 2015 No.13125517 >>13125507 What about my totally original special snowflake dual wielding Dark Elf ranger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:32:29 2015 No.13125519 File: 898 KB, 465x1242, Cutout-LS1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125504 They do get badass costumes And you're basically guaranteed to get captured and raped, so that's a plus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:32:57 2015 No.13125524 >>13125508 But that way I can stay rape free, and I get some nice friends!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:33:23 2015 No.13125527 >>13125524 Not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:33:40 2015 No.13125528 >>13125517 Drizzle can go fuck herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:34:36 2015 No.13125532 >>13125401 They still make more money doing what they like than you do sitting/standing behind a counter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:35:03 2015 No.13125535 >>13125517 >dual wielding You mean double handjobs, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:35:12 2015 No.13125536 >>13125504 I want to marry a Lilim!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:35:12 2015 No.13125537 >>13125528 But anon! She's on a quest to prove to the world that not all Dark Elves are sadists!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:35:58 2015 No.13125541 >>13125527 How would it not be worth it? If I join the order I can get some nice friends and a comfy place to live, that sounds wonderful!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:36:18 2015 No.13125542 >>13125532 So does everyone at fox news. Doesn't make them worthy of respect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:36:20 2015 No.13125543 >>13125504 I just want to be the lone human priest in a convent of MGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:37:13 2015 No.13125545 File: 134 KB, 599x700, Lilim and something about Mother's Day.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125536 You do, do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:37:30 2015 No.13125547 >>13125541 All your friends are crazed murderers and racists, and you'll spend all day stabbing cute an innocent monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:37:52 2015 No.13125548 >>13125507 >Tanks don't get anything ...Alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:37:54 2015 No.13125549 >>13125541 >some nice friends a comfy place to live Think you're too good for one yandere tormentor and a damp rape-cave, do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:38:04 2015 No.13125551 >>13125543 >Confession consists of all the girls telling him how they schlicked to him this week >Literally no other sins >He has to keep forgiving them for thinking lewd thoughts about him

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:39:22 2015 No.13125555 >>13125548 Slimes and golems?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:39:35 2015 No.13125556
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What's a fluffy species that hasn't gotten much attention in writing? Tanuki? Kitsune? Kumiho?

In case I wasn't obvious enough, I'm looking for a main heroine of my next shitty greentext.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:40:31 2015 No.13125560 >>13125547 Anon those are just radicals, the Order isn't that bad. The only time you'd kill someone is when they're doing horrible crimes like murder or shota rape. >>13125549 Yes I do, those places are scary!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:40:40 2015 No.13125561 File: 128 KB, 445x450, Sphinx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125556

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:41:48 2015 No.13125566 >>13125560 >vigilante justice >killing for non-capital offenses You're all madmen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:41:58 2015 No.13125567 File: 386 KB, 500x721, 538b50e27bc66d617f18d86dbfdb500e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125545 Yes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:42:02 2015 No.13125569 >>13125556 I want to say Werewolf, but it's probably Weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:42:53 2015 No.13125572 File: 149 KB, 500x570, Solaire hug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125537 Sorry. Can't be arsed to care from my sweet suncrystal tower while I cuddle with my waifu Crin Shinybuns

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:43:12 2015 No.13125575 >>13125556 Ren Xiongmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:43:47 2015 No.13125576 >>13125567 I imagine Lilims would plan their weddings to a ridiculous degree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:44:15 2015 No.13125578 >>13125548 >Fighters >Not Tanks I want MMO fags to educate themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:44:28 2015 No.13125580 >>13125560 >Anon those are just radicals, the Order isn't that bad. Yes it is. All of them are jerks. You should join the good guys, by which I mean the Demon Lord.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:45:14 2015 No.13125583 File: 995 KB, 1036x1447, Not a MG Solaire of No Panties Astora.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125572 All Sunbros have to care, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:45:23 2015 No.13125584 >>13125580 >This is what KC really believes It was more fun when he left things more ambiguous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:45:54 2015 No.13125587 >>13125578 But Pathetic Nerd-kun, more people are familiar with MMO's than with DnD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:46:02 2015 No.13125588 >>13125580 Traitor pls. I'm having fun in the Order, I get to hit monsters that do crimes like stealing or going near areas they aren't supposed to with a wooden sword!

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:46:04 2015 No.13125589 [SPOILER]

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>>13125497
I legitimately believe that Zinogre is a cancer upon the MH series.

Of all the monsters I fought in my High Rank / G Rank / Low Rank G.Jaggi armor, Zin is the only monster capable of 3 carting me because of how bullshit impossible some of his attacks chain together to 100-0 hunters.

In 3U I beat the entire game in that armor set. In 4U, do to the way his attack patterns were modified and timings changed (specifically the way he pauses between forward stomps) I actually couldn't do it without some luck.

The fact that Zin carted me twice from full HP to 0 within a 2 minute timeframe and I couldn't prevent it forced me to take my precious armor and go kill Sergios a billion times to make his armor set.

Serg is above Zin in the food chain but I murdered him with ease by comparison in G. Jaggi. so Zin is just fucking bullshit.

Edgy Lightning Wolf a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:46:41 2015 No.13125592 >>13125580 Traitor-kun pls stay

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:47:32 2015 No.13125595 >>13125578 Tanks are damage sponges, often with little offensive power, while Fighters are a mix of endurance and damage, being able to dish out hits while still being able to take a blow or two. Not everyone wants to revolve around DnD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:47:35 2015 No.13125596 >>13125556 A full Tanuki story would be nice. They make for pretty interresting characters if done well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:48:46 2015 No.13125603 >>13125588 You do know that they probably hired you as living bait right? When the big scary monsters come they'll toss you aside to distract the monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:49:03 2015 No.13125605 >>13125587 And more people are familiar with the latest season of Survivor than who they elected governor. Don't pull the popcorn popularity defense on a matter of class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:49:09 2015 No.13125608 >>13125589 Maybe you should git gud and wear better armor? I went through 3U with Bnahabra armor on FFS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:51:16 2015 No.13125620 >>13125595 The concept of tanks in RPG's (anyone with high Con) goes back to the 70's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:55:32 2015 No.13125630 >>13125620 >>13125605 >>13125595 >>13125587 We /tg/ now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:56:19 2015 No.13125635 >>13125630 We always /tg/ anon. We just keep it hidden. Familiar Sorcerers are overpowered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:57:18 2015 No.13125637 >>13125188 they live in expy feudal japan, they aint got no steaks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:57:48 2015 No.13125639 >>13125630 We always /tg/. Who do you think talked monstergirls years before MM and MGQ? Lantern stats all his shit in GURPS for crying out loud. And I swear YBA uses Pathfinder or 3.5.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:58:22 2015 No.13125640 File: 56 KB, 600x837, 1402941109468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125605 >the more obscure something is, the better it is Hipster.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:59:00 2015 No.13125643 >>13125639 the first monster girl threads i found were on /a/ back in 2008

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 11:59:31 2015 No.13125646 >>13125640 >DnD >Obscure So you're just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:01:09 2015 No.13125650 File: 163 KB, 500x714, 1423340391638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125608 >3U Nigga, 4U Zin would eat 3U Zin for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:02:06 2015 No.13125655 >>13125646 Notice how I didn't say that. And more people do play MMO's than DnD, which makes it more obscure. You're still a hipster though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:03:01 2015 No.13125657 >>13125589 I can't even beat the first monster in M3U. Quez something or other.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:09:56 2015 No.13125675

>>13125655
>Going to the source everyone and their dog takes from is being a hipster
>Almost 50 years of being ingrained in pop culture is more obscure than the takeoff of MMO's in the last decade and change

How about you call me grandpa next. Pretty sure that's the next step.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:11:23 2015 No.13125680 >>13125657 Queropeco? Try buying or upgrading into a weapon that has green on its sharpness meter. At that stage in the game, I think yellow sharpness weapons bounce off of the flints on his wings, which can make attacking him very annoying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:11:25 2015 No.13125681 >>13125675 Whatever you say grandpa. In all seriousness, you missed the point. Which was calling you out for acting like you're better than other people because you used the word "fighter". A nonsensical word I might add, since all classes fight.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:15:17 2015 No.13125695 >>13125681 I didn't even write the original thing. But anyone who has any inkling of any RPG knows that tanks fall under the fighter class. Tank is a role.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:17:33 2015 No.13125703 >>13125161 BURN! BURN! BURN!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:18:21 2015 No.13125705 >>13125695 Paladins can also be effective tanks though.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:18:34 2015 No.13125706

>>13125695
And the fact remains that most people aren't accustomed to the word "fighter", because that is nonsensical, every class is a fighter.
I know you can't wrap your head around that, so I won't bother you with it any further. Just try not to be a jackass to people who don't play boardgames.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:19:41 2015 No.13125708 >>13125650 And 4U monsters look like kindergarteners compared to FU monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:23:13 2015 No.13125720 File: 232 KB, 1556x1470, Nargacuga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125708 >Mentioning FU Whelp I'm out, no need to continue here.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:23:44 2015 No.13125721

>>13125551
>communion comes around
>Priest is breaking bread, giving pieces to the girls
>the last girl, a young succubus, doesn't take the piece
>instead she sensually sucks in his fingers while eating the bread
>"I'll be in confession later today father"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:24:11 2015 No.13125724 >>13125720 She's adorable. Who's the big bully that slashed at her eye? I'mma go burn down their house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:24:13 2015 No.13125725 >>13125639 > GURPS > Shitfinder No wonder both of them suck as writers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:25:23 2015 No.13125728 >>13125725 I bet you play 4e

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:25:23 2015 No.13125729 >>13125725 >Lanternon and YBA >suck as writers You havin' a giggle mate? I'll club you, I swear on me mum!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:27:26 2015 No.13125735 >>13125703 GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:30:23 2015 No.13125743 >>13125720 Scared of the hotboxes? SCARED OF THE LAVASIOTH? I can't blame you, it still scares me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:30:53 2015 No.13125744 >>13125720 I just realized she's a dragon with wolf ears. Well, what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:31:07 2015 No.13125746 File: 412 KB, 850x640, 1422952248544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me and the Devil Blues intensifies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:32:29 2015 No.13125751 File: 655 KB, 1239x1500, Zino.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125724 >Burning don the house of someone who tangos with the strongest of the strong dragons You do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:33:18 2015 No.13125753 >>13125744 Don't question monster hunter designs. I'm fairly certain Nargacuga has been compared to all the fauna on the planet already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:33:44 2015 No.13125755 >>13125751 Yes. I will. And I'll use explosive lemons to do it. And then I'll take the poor widdle dwagon out to get her a stylish eye-patch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:34:23 2015 No.13125757 File: 676 KB, 925x1200, Narugaru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125744 She's a Wyvern with fur-like scales. She can also fire her scales from her tail. Certainly not the weirdest design.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:36:15 2015 No.13125764

>>13125706
Dude, they still use Fighter/Warrior etc. in videogames all the time. It goes back to the original 4 classes that everything was split off from. Fighter, Wizard, Cleric, Thief. Then Barbarian was added and Paladin and Wizard was split from Sorcerer and all that.

Going "Nobody says fighter, what about muh tanks" just smacks of someone who spent too many years doing raids on their computer.

Even people who played old school Final Fantasy know what a fighter is. Dark Souls used warrior which is the same thing. Even WoW did too.

Don't make it out to be some paper only thing. It makes perfect sense to anyone that has played more than MMO's. Most MMO's even use those classes too. You argument is the same "They're all warriors. That's stupid."

Come on now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:36:23 2015 No.13125765 >>13125743 >Scared No, we don't mention FU on account that it's trash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:37:48 2015 No.13125768 >>13125765 >trash Must be new to MH if you have that mentality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:38:04 2015 No.13125771 >>13125764 >Warrior That's different though, and probably the one people are used to seeing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:41:22 2015 No.13125775 >>13125764 >Dude people still use that word?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:41:36 2015 No.13125776 >>13125775 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:42:27 2015 No.13125777 >>13125775 Yeah, dude. It's, like, still used you know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:43:23 2015 No.13125780 >>13125775 You see, sometimes, there's a man...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:43:53 2015 No.13125783 >>13125775 Where have you been, frozen in Carbonite?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:46:20 2015 No.13125787 >>13125771 But it's not different at all. It's the same thing. In fact the prominence of Warrior over Fighter in recent years came about from people trying to be more Donut Steele with their games.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:46:37 2015 No.13125788 >>13125783 Yes, his name is Gorak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:48:52 2015 No.13125792 >>13125787 If I say you're absolutely right about everything, including your strawmen from your last post, will you shut the fuck up? >>13125788 His name is STEVE!

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:49:20 2015 No.13125794

You know, now that I think about it, we can pretty much transform everything into Monstergirls. From books to routers to planets to terms like "Headcanon-chan" and so on.

What if Monstergirls over at /hbg/ made everything into human men?

>They imagine computers as men with rad cybernetic implants
>Books as men with heightened intelligence
>Crawler-transporters as men with superstrength that can carry heavy shit like space rockets

Am I going too far?

>>13125780

The dude abides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:49:59 2015 No.13125796 >>13125519 I wish KC would draw more Order knights. I like their costumes and armor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:51:18 2015 No.13125801 >>13125794 >What if Monstergirls over at /hbg/ made everything into human men But that's not how it works. We are not the ones with DE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:51:30 2015 No.13125803 So I just found out my mother has breast cancer. Not looking for sympathy, just needed to tell someone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:52:35 2015 No.13125805 >>13125803 shity deal man hope she beats it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:52:52 2015 No.13125806 File: 37 KB, 597x316, Bitches.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125794 You are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:53:31 2015 No.13125809 File: 354 KB, 686x822, 1416904594447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125803 I'm tempted to make South Park jokes but that would be a dick move. So here's some fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:56:03 2015 No.13125817 File: 144 KB, 1456x650, Nappy nap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125803 Hope she gets through it. My mother died recently from cancer, so I know how shitty it can be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:56:39 2015 No.13125819 >>13125796 So do I. Especially that type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:57:10 2015 No.13125820 >>13125792 >Thinking it's a strawman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrior_%28character_class%29 You really are just some dumb kid who played most of his games in the last decade aren't you? But I'll drop it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:57:44 2015 No.13125822 >>13125746 I fucking hate Japan olympics It's killing my hentai and lolis

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 12:58:00 2015 No.13125824 >>13125803 Damn. Hope she recovers, anon Christ, is March not the month for mom's? My mom's uncle died yesterday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:00:12 2015 No.13125827 >>13125803 if I could hug you i would

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:00:13 2015 No.13125828 >>13125822 Wait, they're going after hentai in general?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:01:30 2015 No.13125832

>>13125820
That's not the strawman I was referring to. I was referring to
>"Nobody says fighter, what about muh tanks"
You see, I never said that.
>You really are just some dumb kid
>Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 and their expansions
>Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2 and their expansions
>Planescape Torment
>The first Icewind Dale
I know how the DnD shit works in vidya. I started arguing with the guy who was acting like he shat gold for using the word "fighter".

Not that you'd care about any of that you prick, you probably think you're something special too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:04:44 2015 No.13125841 >>13125828 They're trying to get rid of their image as 'that country with cartoon porn.' They're also under heavy pressure to make CP and loli illegal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:06:10 2015 No.13125843 >>13125841 I couldn't care less about CP or loli. Just leave my tentacle porn alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:07:38 2015 No.13125848 File: 647 KB, 661x782, 1422572973214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125822 Yeap. They don't want to be "weird pervy cartoon porn" country for normies

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:07:48 2015 No.13125849
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>>13125794
nah that sounds about right.
There's probably a Baphomet day dreaming about her foreign car turning into some strong german onii-chan

>>13125803
I'm not cruel enough to call you out for posting here, but I do hope the best for you, I'm sorry it had to happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:08:03 2015 No.13125850 >>13125841 Better not ban loli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:08:14 2015 No.13125852 >>13125841 >The Olympics my potentially take away my hentai We need to move the Olympics somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:09:03 2015 No.13125853 >>13125848 >child-porn comics Oh wow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:10:19 2015 No.13125858 >>13125848 Fun fact: here in Finnish Elfland, we can watch all the Boku no Pico and read all the loli hentai we want. It's legal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:11:34 2015 No.13125862 >>13125858 Yeah and your country would watch BnP. Fagpath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:12:04 2015 No.13125864 >>13125849 >Baphomet with bara onii-chan YES

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:12:04 2015 No.13125865 >>13125841 FOOLS! Don't they understand we love them for that reason? And vydia. And manga.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:12:59 2015 No.13125871
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>>13125843
>not liking lolis
>liking tentacle shit
Faggot
And monster/tentacle porn will go together with lolis. Maybe even earlier, at least with lolis you can say she is actually just a womanlet or something
Though they want to kill all hentai altogether

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:14:18 2015 No.13125876

>>13125805
>>13125809
>>13125817
>>13125824
>>13125827
>>13125849
You guys, in all honesty, are the closest thing I have to friends and I didn't know where else to go. Sorry for killing the mood, I just didn't know where else to go without being mocked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:15:42 2015 No.13125879 >>13125862 >Fagpath Eh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:16:32 2015 No.13125882 >>13125848 >I want free speech! >IE speech I agree with >Ban everything I disagree with! It's wrong! God, nothing pisses me off more than censorship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:16:41 2015 No.13125884 >>13125871 OK pedophile, whatever helps you sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:16:47 2015 No.13125885 >>13125876 Daijobu, Anon. No need to apologize. We're all friends here But seriously, I hope she gets better. I don't like seeing people sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:17:07 2015 No.13125888 >>13125876 We fight a lot but in the end we're all friends here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:17:35 2015 No.13125892 File: 593 KB, 850x856, 1418759446447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125876 >killing the mood You can't kill the mood, my man. >tips cap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:18:05 2015 No.13125893 >>13124584 That Anubis is a cutie. I'd love to work under her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:18:06 2015 No.13125894 File: 469 KB, 1280x917, 1409673513086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125876 Didn't really kill the mood. We're still friends in the end, despite all that goes on here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:18:06 2015 No.13125895 >>13125871 One through Four there are kind of annoying. Why do so many guys want submissive waifs that have no personality or thoughts of their own? That's not fun at all

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:19:05 2015 No.13125896 >>13124863 He went by the name Liberty Prime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:19:21 2015 No.13125898 >>13125876 The same here. I really got to know you guys well over the past year or so I've been here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:19:47 2015 No.13125900 >>13125871 >pic Okay, WHAT THA FUCK?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:20:29 2015 No.13125905 >>13125858 Midä viddua Make? Really? Really really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:20:38 2015 No.13125906 File: 120 KB, 484x536, 1410513923687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125876 I should tell you to get better friends, but I won't. Best wishes to you and your family. I hope your mom pulls through, and I hope you'll be there for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:20:55 2015 No.13125909 >>13125895 Because most guys spend their whole lives fighting everyone for everything. Why would you want a wife that will fight you too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:21:17 2015 No.13125910 >>13125871 >grade schooler >not middle schooler masterrace

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:22:44 2015 No.13125917 >>13125909 >Fight you When did I say that? I meant someone that is more than this perfect doll that obeys you. Not femdom, mind you, which is what I want but not arguing that here, but just someone that's more an equal. Ya dig?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:23:36 2015 No.13125920 File: 28 KB, 512x457, 1404324148355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125905 Kyä näin o. And yes, I'm deleting this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:23:40 2015 No.13125921 >>13125917 I dig equal relationships.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:23:45 2015 No.13125922 >>13125876 I understand anon, I don't have anyone else either

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:23:55 2015 No.13125925 >>13125900 >>13125884 NORMIES GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:27:54 2015 No.13125942 >>13125925 I'm more put off such a young girl is taking care of a grown man.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:29:25 2015 No.13125946

>>13125871
>A good cook
But then there aren't many opportunities to cook for her, or tease her about her cooking as she learns!

>Always smiling
But then you don't get to see her cute pouts, or frowns that you help turn into smiles!

>Always faithful
Well yes, that's a given.

>Tolerant of her husband's preferences
That is nice, though a good husband should be tolerant of her's in return.

>A grade schooler
Well, if that's what you're into...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:30:37 2015 No.13125949 File: 122 KB, 732x552, fullmoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125921 One thing I've noticed, in American society at least, is that women are either usually completely submissive or act like cunts and have to challenge everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:32:33 2015 No.13125954 >>13125871 >Almostwant.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:34:15 2015 No.13125958 >>13125949 It's a sad and depressing time we live in. Why can't more women be like lions instead of bleeding and screeching thundercunts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:37:11 2015 No.13125969 >>13125885 >>13125888 >>13125894 >>13125898 >friends You honestly believe this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:37:33 2015 No.13125972 >>13125958 Rules of nature Anon, it has to be this way...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:38:15 2015 No.13125973 >>13125969 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:39:09 2015 No.13125980 >>13125972 The Only Thing I Know For Real is that it can't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:39:30 2015 No.13125981 File: 3.03 MB, 2560x2880, 1425176681318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125894 >Dante's eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:39:45 2015 No.13125983 >>13125969 Yes. Though not friends in the normal sense, more like bar/war buddies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:40:32 2015 No.13125987 >>13125969 Pretty much, yeah I know, sad as it may sound. But you guys are good company

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:42:18 2015 No.13125991 >>13125895 >a faithful wife is annoying Found the cuck!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:43:58 2015 No.13125997 >>13125980 We should really stop doing this, otherwise there will be blood! Shed! . But, try as I might, the man in the mirror nods his head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:44:10 2015 No.13125998 >>13125917 >spoiler That' what you want, do you really need to explain? Just like you, this is what some guys want, because.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:44:49 2015 No.13126000 File: 660 KB, 1000x1350, 47225166_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125991 'Faithful' in that context doesn't mean what you think it does. It's more analogous to 'obedient.'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:45:23 2015 No.13126003 >>13125997 You can't tell me what to do, I'm My Own Master Now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:45:47 2015 No.13126005 >>13126000 Im gonna need two hands for that tail

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:46:19 2015 No.13126008 >>13125969 Well yeah. Most of you guys are great. Expect for the jerks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:47:18 2015 No.13126014 >>13126003 Are you telling me that you get fed, but the hunger still remains?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:47:44 2015 No.13126018 >>13125998 I guess I'd rather have someone I can share my life with than command about as little more than a servant.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:47:56 2015 No.13126019

>>13125871
>>13125841

>they ban loli and hentai altogether
>they crackdown on it
>all those otaku, NEET's and sexless business men sent to Japanese prison

I pity them already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiw2NULDjKM

Unless they don't actually enforce those laws

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:48:08 2015 No.13126020 >>13125983 Yeah, I could see it like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:48:43 2015 No.13126023 >>13125991 >cuck take that shit back to v/pol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:49:34 2015 No.13126027 File: 20 KB, 400x393, 1393263243200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125561 why so many kc girls have clothes that look like they go UNDER the fur/scales/whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:50:18 2015 No.13126028 >>13126027 Because something something MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:50:40 2015 No.13126029 >>13126027 I dunno, magic I guess. It's always fucking magic with this bullshit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:51:12 2015 No.13126032 >>13126027 In some cases, such as the manitis, I believe its old scales/chitin used to make the clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:51:37 2015 No.13126034 >>13126029 Reminder that magic is usually the answer to anything that doesn't make sense because it's bullshit It's FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:51:39 2015 No.13126035 >>13126000 Oh. Hmm.... >an obedient wife is annoying/bad Found the idiot/weirdo/fatherless anon! Thanks for the pic, it is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:52:18 2015 No.13126037 I require canadian monster girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:52:22 2015 No.13126039 >>13126014 I'm saying there's a Hot Wind Blowing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:55:31 2015 No.13126047 >>13125561 I'm more interested to know why sphinx's tail is bent like that. I can see her cutting up stockings and placing them on her thighs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:55:31 2015 No.13126048 >>13126034 The wonderland ones are the worst. Not even magic can explain this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:56:19 2015 No.13126049 >>13126048 Magic doesn't need to explain shit because it's magic

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:56:39 2015 No.13126050 >>13126047 Maybe the material is just really stretchy? Enough that she can pull them on/off over her furry bits. And the tail is bent because "?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:56:55 2015 No.13126051 >>13126039 And here I thought you saw a doctor about that one, but it seems the war still rages within...

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:57:51 2015 No.13126055

>>13118755
I-i actually liked both of them. I do wish I could've changed "7 years" ending so that the tanuki suffered more and the guy ended up okay. Like their mutual friends get mad at tanuki and dude ends up with some other girl or something. Also I wanted "I'll think about it to last longer. Seeing his old "friends" and "lover" go through the ringer woulda been nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:58:02 2015 No.13126056 >>13126049 Naaaanomachines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:58:05 2015 No.13126057 >>13126035 I think he means something more like: >I dont like one who does ANYTHING that ANYBODY tells them But I can't speak for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:58:55 2015 No.13126059 >XXX-COM, Monmusu Defense In light of the recent Extraspecies incursion, this council of nations has convened to initiate the XXX-COM project. You are virtue's first and last line of defense. Good luck, Commander.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:59:16 2015 No.13126060 >>13126055 >Wanting the guy from "7 Years" to have an okay end, and the Tanuki to suffer The Tanuki was just a normal gal who got together with a nice guy. The MC of the story was kind of an ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:59:27 2015 No.13126061 File: 177 KB, 694x500, 1422166857284.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126037

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:00:06 2015 No.13126062 >>13126050 >it's a frigging question mark KC!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:00:27 2015 No.13126063 >>13126059 I surrender and volunteer for treason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:01:20 2015 No.13126065 >>13126062 >He didn't realize it was a krifing question mark Where the bloody hell have you been, answering riddles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:01:26 2015 No.13126066 >>13126061 More

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:01:34 2015 No.13126069 >>13118748 It's good. Imagine a normal MG story, now imagine it being longer then what you're used to. It's a little like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:02:12 2015 No.13126072 >>13126035 Yes, obedience in that sense is bad. Obedience implies, in that context, that you're giving a person commands. You're treating them like a servant or pet. Or that you're expecting them to behave as such.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:02:50 2015 No.13126075 >>13126066 Unless that one guy does to them what he did to the Yeti they can 't get any more Canadian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:02:58 2015 No.13126077 >>13126069 Moose is who us writefags look up to as our paragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:04:12 2015 No.13126080 >>13126060 They made a deal, not his fault she didn't take it seriously. He coulda and honestly shoulda sent a letter to her now and again. "Hey, don't get married or any of that junk; I'm still alive."

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:04:25 2015 No.13126083 >>13126077 No we don't. We each have our own heroes and paragons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:05:01 2015 No.13126085 >>13126083 Sorry. Who do you look up to then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:05:46 2015 No.13126089 >>13126080 Yes, that is one among other reasons why I can't really bring myself to be sympathetic to the guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:05:48 2015 No.13126090 >>13126072 Well, if it's fine for certain 'sluts' here to be in that position, the opposite should also be ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:06:05 2015 No.13126092 >>13126085 Bromont mostly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:06:43 2015 No.13126097 >>13126092 Huh. That's... different.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:07:53 2015 No.13126100 >>13126083 No we don't. We're all hero-less and godless heathens who fell into the hedonism that is the MG culture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:08:00 2015 No.13126101 >>13126075 OTher MGs can be canadian-ized too, no?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:08:06 2015 No.13126103 >>13126097 Expecting me to go on about Captain or Moose? I've looked up to him since the days of the great KS deluge of writefagging, along with Negi and the others before they died off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:08:50 2015 No.13126107 >>13126103 >KS I honestly forgot about that. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:09:04 2015 No.13126108 >>13126100 >Godless I am a follower of Set, in the hopes that one day she may see fit to bless me with the love of one of her daughters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:09:05 2015 No.13126109 >>13126057 But it's not waning someone who will do what anyone tells them, just her husband.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:09:53 2015 No.13126115
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>>13126090
Maybe. I'm just expressing my opinion.

I'd like to be the submissive one to a nice wolfu, but I wouldn't be subservient. I'd like to help her feel loved and do things for her to keep her happy, but the same holds true as well - soon as she just starts taking me for granted I'd be done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:10:46 2015 No.13126123 >>13126107 >forgetting a time when stories were booming left and right, and ideas flowed like a river of sexual fluids from a Succubus' wet hole Eh, no biggie.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:11:36 2015 No.13126124

>>13126089
I mean, c'mon. The dude spent 7 YEARS trying to get enough cash to fulfill a contract he seriously thought was valid. I think I'd feel bad for any person that ended up "wasting" 7 god damn years of their life. I think it would've been an interesting end if the contract was actually real. Like what the hell would happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:12:01 2015 No.13126126 >>13126115 No, I totally get you, I'm just sayin. I for one would very much enjoy a submissive waifu, but that's obviously personal preference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:12:38 2015 No.13126128 >>13126108 Atleast I got the hedonism part right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:13:06 2015 No.13126130 >>13126123 I wasn't frequenting these threads back then you know. I only entered a Monster Girl thread when I was going through /a/'s catalog and saw Rachne in the OP. That was during her first appearance, and I was smitten. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:13:32 2015 No.13126134 >>13126128 If you were right about both parts you'd be SET.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:13:42 2015 No.13126137 >>13126051 Just another of the many Stains of Time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:14:39 2015 No.13126141 >>13126130 Understandable. That age was long ago, like DS1 vs DS2 time difference in a way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:14:41 2015 No.13126142 >>13126137 I don't think we can top this, so let's leave it at that. Good show mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:14:53 2015 No.13126144 >>13126124 I think the implication was that the contract was valid. There's just little reason to honor it when you think the other person was dead. Especially since she never saw or heard from him once in those 7 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:15:36 2015 No.13126147 >>13126141 I never played DS2 so I wouldn't know. I'm sorry. Again. I'm terribly sorry all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:15:39 2015 No.13126148 >>13126123 boy did that paint a vivid picture in my head. Made me a bit ill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:15:39 2015 No.13126149 >>13126059 Time to start reverse engineering orgasm potions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:15:48 2015 No.13126150 >>13126137 Oh hey it's page teBUT THERE'S NO MEMORY IT'S ONLY DRY INSIDE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:16:14 2015 No.13126154 >>13126115 And if she came to you, crying, begging and pleading that she'd learned her lesson and would never take you for granted again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:16:17 2015 No.13126155 >>13126130 >I was smitten. We all remember that moment in our lives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:16:47 2015 No.13126158 >>13126065 No, I spend every day I can in the Khepri pit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:17:33 2015 No.13126162 >>13126158 Good man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:17:48 2015 No.13126163 >>13126072 You obey your parents growing up. Does that make you a pet?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:17:54 2015 No.13126164

>>13126154
If she's crying and begging something serious has happened.

Taking for granted means something like she just starts issues orders or neglecting me. Getting too presumptuous about what I 'should' be doing, etc.

But yes, everyone deserves another chance. Usually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:17:55 2015 No.13126165 >>13126147 You sound like that guy from Wanted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:18:31 2015 No.13126169 >>13126144 nah I remember him bringing up the contract and she said that they never got it validated so it held no legal weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:19:03 2015 No.13126172 File: 275 KB, 842x1200, ARA ARA, I'M ALREADY SOAKING WET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126148 Don't like "wet" Succubi?

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:19:56 2015 No.13126176

>>13126163
To some parents, yes.

There's a difference between obeying and, I don't know if there's a specific word for it, something like 'respecting their wishes.'

Like parents that dictate everything you do, who your friends are, etc, versus parents that let you explore and give you a safe place to return, so long as you don't disrespect them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:20:37 2015 No.13126178 >>13126154 I would accept her back if she could do a wicked cool back-flip

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:21:31 2015 No.13126182

>>13126164
>Something serious has happened
Well when you said "I'm done", I took it to mean like, you walked out on her, left, went somewhere to get away from her.

>>13126163
Personally the way I think of it is that such obedience is earned. It's a matter of trust. You trust in your parents to show you the right path through life. And similarly, you and your spouse should be able to trust that you have each other's best interests in mind. Like, think of how often the phrase, "Do you trust me?" pops up in movies and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:21:42 2015 No.13126183 >>13126165 Professor X?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:22:29 2015 No.13126184 >>13126183 The chair is orange

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:22:38 2015 No.13126186 >>13126183 The main guy who's a pushover throughout most of the movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:22:45 2015 No.13126187 >>13126169 Well, yes, but I meant more there were implications that she would have honored it, that she wanted to, but she'd long since thought he'd died and moved on. You can't blame her at all for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:24:11 2015 No.13126193 >>13126172 idk i just don't like the whole "wet & sloppy" thing like I used to. Brought a girl into my room from a party my roomies where throwing and went down on her. Imagine like snot that smelled and tasted like bad oysters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:25:27 2015 No.13126198 >>13126130 >smitten >with a spider YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING SORRY!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:27:18 2015 No.13126202 >>13126193 Sounds like that girl might've had some hygiene issues. Was she at least shaven?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:27:22 2015 No.13126203 >>13126193 Should have told the bitch to take a shower and thrown her out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:27:36 2015 No.13126205 >>13126198 Don't be so mean. Spiders can be nice,

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:28:50 2015 No.13126209 >>13126193 Sounds like bad hygiene to me. Also, sex is very messy. For people not really 'used' to it, it can be very offputting. Sounds great in stories, like rowdy hammer-time anal, but reality can be a downer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:29:00 2015 No.13126210 >>13126202 Nope, well maybe she was trimmed up? idk I don't have much experience with vaginas. That was my first close up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:29:11 2015 No.13126212 File: 474 KB, 1134x1132, She Strikes Like Thunderball.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126198 That I'm not sorry about. THIS IS WHAT BROUGHT ME IN HERE! YOU CAN ALL THANK RACHNE FOR ALL THE STORIES I'VE STARTED AND NEVER FINISHED!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:30:29 2015 No.13126215 >>13126209 tell me about it. I didn't even get to "do the deed" cause I had me a bad case of whisky dick. Fucking jungle juice; not even once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:30:33 2015 No.13126216 >>13126210 I see. Yeah, my experience personally is that, if she's hygienic at least, the juices themselves don't have much of a flavor. It's texture from pubic hair that really affects things. S'why I prefer a shaven girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:30:45 2015 No.13126218 >>13126193 That's an STD bro or at least someone else's sloppy seconds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:32:58 2015 No.13126225 >>13126218 Wasn't an STD, or not that I can tell, since I'm fine and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:33:02 2015 No.13126227 >>13126212 >dat filename You. Yes you. I'd like to buy you a drink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:33:33 2015 No.13126230 >>13126183 >>13126147 >>13126130 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivrTw6xGE3c Wish I had the one with his screaming it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:35:12 2015 No.13126232 >>13126227 >You. Yes you. HOLD STILL LADDIE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:36:07 2015 No.13126234 >>13126205 I wonder who could be behind this post. >>13126212 Gee, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:36:52 2015 No.13126239 >>13126216 Well it's good that my experience isn't the norm. I was really let down. Not to mention the fact that it's all I can imagine when reading lewd scenes now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:37:31 2015 No.13126242 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x1023, Da Alp life.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126234 >Gee, thanks That wasn't very heartfelt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:37:34 2015 No.13126244 >>13126158 My nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:41:04 2015 No.13126248 >>13126242 Don't you have various breeds of Dragons and Bugs to be writing about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:41:58 2015 No.13126251 >>13126248 No. I already posted an update today, I'm free to play Civ 4 in a window while browsing 4chan all I want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:43:41 2015 No.13126254 >>13126251 Well fine then. Good for you, working on that house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:44:42 2015 No.13126258 >>13126254 Yes. It now has a frame. I also added magic into the story pretty casually, I think. Did you read it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:45:38 2015 No.13126263 >>13126251 >>13126254 So it's Alp? He best hurry up with Junko's home, or he'll be getting a nice view of what's under the bay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:46:42 2015 No.13126265 >>13126263 I said between Monday and Wednesday, and I already posted an update today. I'm on schedule.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:46:47 2015 No.13126266 >>13126263 What's under the bay? James?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:47:00 2015 No.13126267 >>13126258 Not yet, just saw that you posted an update. Have to go study and work now, so I'll read it when I get back from that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:47:10 2015 No.13126269 File: 1.41 MB, 1920x1080, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126242 Wrong. It's disdain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:49:35 2015 No.13126272 >>13126267 >study and work Should I feel bad I wrote that update in class?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:49:37 2015 No.13126273 >>13126266 Some fishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:51:01 2015 No.13126278 >>13126273 No Murdertits please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:57:51 2015 No.13126299 >>13126212 >THE STORIES I'VE STARTED AND NEVER FINISHED! Alpanon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:58:56 2015 No.13126302 >>13126299 Bravo. You figured out something that was already stated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:01:34 2015 No.13126312 >>13126302 It's too easy to find you in a crowd, Alponse elric.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:03:00 2015 No.13126317 >>13126312 Please, I'm nowhere near moe enough to be any Elric.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:05:07 2015 No.13126323 >>13126317 You're right. You're not moe enough to be voiced by Rie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:05:24 2015 No.13126325 >>13126317 Well maybe if you would finish more stories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:06:40 2015 No.13126331 >>13126325 Philosowurm and Night Terrors actually have the potential to be finished within 2015.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:07:08 2015 No.13126334 File: 234 KB, 1440x810, 1387596010144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW Centaurs birthing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:08:34 2015 No.13126339 >>13126331 You'd better hold onto your word, Alp. I was already pretty sad/irritated when you deleted Night Terrors the first bloody time Don't think I won't come over there if you do it again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:09:39 2015 No.13126341 >>13126339 Hey, I felt like shit about it too, that's why it came back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:10:43 2015 No.13126343 >>13126334 Is that Satellizer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:11:16 2015 No.13126344 >>13126334 Looks painful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:13:50 2015 No.13126354 >>13126341 I see. I won't say that you should feel like shit for doing what you did, but you should feel like shit for doing what you did. Just don't so it again, or I might have to call some friends to pay you a visit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:14:33 2015 No.13126355 >>13126354 Threats don't work on me, I have a dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:15:37 2015 No.13126361 >>13126355 I wasn't threatening, I was just stating a fact Besides, I feel like an ass threatening you. sorry. Curse my Canadian bloodline!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:15:50 2015 No.13126362 >You will never see your Monster girl daughteru holding hands with her toddleru sister as you and your waifu take pictures of them together

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:16:50 2015 No.13126364 >>13126361 Hey, Trevor's Canadian too, and he's the craziest fucker in GTA. Not a motherfucker, it's not fucking if there's no penetration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:17:00 2015 No.13126366 >>13126334 does someone actually have to pull it out like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:18:28 2015 No.13126373 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1419704412381.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126366 Kyoani presents: The Miracle of Horsebirth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:18:58 2015 No.13126376 >>13126366 Sometimes, yes - but often it's just to ensure the little horse, or cow, or whatever, is safely delivered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:20:09 2015 No.13126378 >>13126376 and is that what kurusu is going to have to do when he gets cerea preggers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:20:48 2015 No.13126382 >>13126378 Why would he? They have hospitals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:23:02 2015 No.13126390 >>13126382 >horse hospitals

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:23:25 2015 No.13126392 >>13126382 i dont think human hospitals are equiped to fit a horse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:24:22 2015 No.13126395 >>13126390 In that world I would assume they would have medical staff for centaurs, lamia, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:24:31 2015 No.13126396 >centuars http://strawpoll.me/3774117/r

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:28:27 2015 No.13126403 >>13126362 Curse you...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:28:35 2015 No.13126405 >>13126334 >TFW Centaurs birthing from frontal vagina

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:29:59 2015 No.13126407 >>13126396 You know those polls are easy to cheat right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:30:41 2015 No.13126412 >>13126405 Gtfo with that nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:31:32 2015 No.13126416 >>13126407 It's just a joke poll in the first place >>13126412 Don't bite the bait

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:36:26 2015 No.13126427 Why is everything 'bait' to you guys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:36:49 2015 No.13126429 I just want to play with my 12 daughterus while my echidna wife looks on wistfully while reading to daughterus 13-18.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:38:14 2015 No.13126431 File: 282 KB, 723x546, 1416300561950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126429 Oh? Well too bad! All you get is this!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:39:09 2015 No.13126433 >>13126427 It's to enforce the hugbox mentality and discourage new ideas that may be perceived as cancerous or against threadcannon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:39:33 2015 No.13126435 >>13126429 So do I.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:40:42 2015 No.13126438 >>13126429 But Anon, how will you give piggy back rides to and cuddle all those duaghterus? You only have so much time to spend with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:41:02 2015 No.13126439 >>13126431 I'm fine with that. I just want a large family to love and be apart of ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:41:42 2015 No.13126443 >>13126431 Can I get this with cat daughterus? With all the personalities of the rainbow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:44:03 2015 No.13126448 >>13126433 >Implying frontgina isn't cancerous because Anons can't handle the idea of fucking a horse If only z-ton could work miracles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:45:14 2015 No.13126452 >>13126438 Not him but you get strong as fuck so you can carry multiple at a time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:45:54 2015 No.13126454 >>13126443 You prepared to have 30+ Werekittens sleeping on you and frantically running around and sliding on the hardwood floors?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:48:16 2015 No.13126462 >>13126448 >Fucking a horse No one here wants to do that anon. R-Right? We just want to fuck centaurs, whose holes are at the back. Frontgina is simply unnatural and wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:48:33 2015 No.13126463 >>13126452 But what if they don't want to share daddy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:49:14 2015 No.13126466 >>13126448 Good job taking the bait today as each and every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:49:34 2015 No.13126467 >>13126431 They are going to make so much money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:49:47 2015 No.13126468 >>13124408 that's adorable I feel my heart dying already

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:50:13 2015 No.13126469 >>13126467 Churches and guilds be damned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:51:11 2015 No.13126472 >>13126467 And spend every penny on apples.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:51:19 2015 No.13126473 >>13126454 Yes. My body is ready. Illlias help me if they all started purring at once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:53:05 2015 No.13126476 >>13126438 >piggy back rides They will trade off every 5 minutes. >cuddles We all sleep in the same bed. (The garage is where the magic happens)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:54:45 2015 No.13126480 >>13126429 You are my nigga. Do you want any species as daughterus in particular?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:55:50 2015 No.13126485 >>13126476 >The garage Turn it into a Lovenest, rather than car storage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 15:59:40 2015 No.13126488 File: 136 KB, 850x991, 1424592140729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more Shark love

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:00:43 2015 No.13126492 >>13126488 Genki tomboy shark childhood friend at the beach in a one piece when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:02:22 2015 No.13126499 >>13126488 she looks thick and dykey, kind of like ursula from disney's little mermaid

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:02:54 2015 No.13126500

>Sitting on couch with Echidna waifu
>Snuggling while watching Ace Ventura 2
>Echidna daughteru comes up and tries to snuggle with us
>What ever, more the merrier
>Anubis daughteru runs up and joins in
>Spider daughteru drops from the ceiling and lands on us
>Wurm daughteru tunnels up through the floor and climbs up
>Ghost daughteru pouts while wishing she could hug things
>Mantis daughteru slowly climbs up the couch from behind and crawls onto the pile
>God damn it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:04:10 2015 No.13126504 File: 267 KB, 850x708, 1395503757421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126499

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:05:47 2015 No.13126506 >>13126492 Not soon enough. >>13126500 >Anubis daughteru >tfw no litter of Anubis daughterus to build insane LEGO creations with

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:05:48 2015 No.13126507 >>13126500 >Ghost daughteru >Sometimes floated outside the womb as a fetus >Still connected by the tube >Just sort of phased out of your wife when she was born >Fully clothed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:06:22 2015 No.13126508 >>13126499 ursula is one of my favorite disney villain, I guess she counts as a monstergirl though not really an attractive one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:08:03 2015 No.13126510 >>13126507 >>13126500 I feel bad for Ghost daughteru. Why can't I give her a hug to make her feel better? Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:08:45 2015 No.13126513 >>13126488 Shark girls are scary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:10:23 2015 No.13126516 >>13126513 Just because they're scary doesn't mean that they can't be nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:10:40 2015 No.13126519 File: 581 KB, 768x768, 1413747768506.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126467 I wonder who will win in jew battle, Jewnuki or Korbo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:11:20 2015 No.13126521 >>13126510 >Ghost daughteru wants upsies >Your hands phase though her >She cries >Wyvern daughteru in the other room cries while your Echidna waifu pats her back

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:11:47 2015 No.13126522 >>13126513 Come on, put your dick in her mouth. It won't hurt much

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:12:24 2015 No.13126525 >>13126516 But they're horrible bullies too! Didn't you see what they did to little Timmy!

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:12:58 2015 No.13126526
File: 65 KB, 310x588, Glacies_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>get curious about glacies' hymen
>ask friend if you can see hers
>she shyly olbiges
>as she spreads her lips and looks away in embarassment, you see it
>a snowflake-shaped hymen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:13:28 2015 No.13126529 >>13126521 That's cute and it's fucked up that it's cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:14:08 2015 No.13126532 >>13126525 Not all sharkgirls are bullies, some are really nice. Don't be a racist, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:14:56 2015 No.13126534 >13126526 hfw you say you want to break her special snowflake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:15:38 2015 No.13126538 >>13126526 i dont find that sexy or cute just weird

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:16:27 2015 No.13126540 >>13126521 I want to romance a ghost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:16:44 2015 No.13126541 >>13126529 >Give Ghost daughteru ice cream >She can somehow eat that >Wyvern daughteru burps cutely while being patted >Anubis daughteru pulls my pants leg and asks me to help her out with her Lego fort

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:16:50 2015 No.13126542 How do you fuck a ghost? >inb4 tenderly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:17:03 2015 No.13126543 File: 26 KB, 1116x677, 2fc15eb83033f7e9ce320e8836fffd14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why hasn't this shitty thread been put out of its misery already? Especially with all these cancerous futa and yurifags running amok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:17:24 2015 No.13126545 >>13126526 >>13126534 Dammit.

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:17:33 2015 No.13126546

>>13126519
Korb-on-the-Kob is several hundred years old, so she's got wisdom of age and experience. But a lot of that time she spent out of touch from people in general.

Jewnuki can cast flawless illusion magic, and her species has an inherent ability to manipulate money and political/economic power.

Tough call.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:18:16 2015 No.13126550 File: 240 KB, 700x851, 1396125596953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126542 In every hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:19:45 2015 No.13126553 File: 1.48 MB, 1280x1734, 1353273063027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126542 Any way you like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:19:50 2015 No.13126555 >>13126541 >Anubis daughteru pulls my pants leg and asks me to help her out with her Lego fort This is all I want in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:20:02 2015 No.13126557 >>13126542 Lovingly. .

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:20:54 2015 No.13126560 File: 560 KB, 764x1200, Glacies younger design.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126538 why weird?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:21:18 2015 No.13126562 >>13126553 Pull over dat bust too soft!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:22:29 2015 No.13126564 >>13126560 Why is her hymen on her chest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:22:46 2015 No.13126565 >>13126555 >Help Anubis daughteru with lego fort >Once it's done Wurm daughteru crashes into while GAO-ing >Anubis daughteru puffs her cheeks in frustration >Wyvern daughghteru spills her juice >She cries

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:23:07 2015 No.13126567 >>13126560 not glacies, the whole hymen thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:24:38 2015 No.13126570 >>13126564 >not wanting to fuck her tight tracheapussy Anon, I don't even know how you manage to live.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:26:13 2015 No.13126573 >>13126570 Wouldn't she choke to death on my cock if I did that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:28:54 2015 No.13126579 >>13126573 Her lewd trachea would milk you dry too fast and immedaitely shrink your dick. She might gasp for breath like a Cyclops in a toilet bowl as your lot load flash-freezes onto the insides of her lungs, but she won't die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:29:36 2015 No.13126581 File: 1.27 MB, 2250x2700, 1282489860600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125650 Man, Great Jaggie was always a pushover but he's a straight up nerd in 4U. I killed him in the first area.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:32:38 2015 No.13126588 >>13126581 Lunastra a best girl. Pretty neat looking armor too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:36:40 2015 No.13126603 >>13126438 I just want to coach a softball team that's just my daughterus and my echidna waifu as team mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:40:32 2015 No.13126609 >>13126603 >Your team of daughterus goes up against another man's team of dauhterus >So many crying daughterus >So many boo boos and ouchies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:41:53 2015 No.13126614 >>13126362 >>13126403 >You'll never see your Monster girl daughteru escort her toddler sisteru who's still using pacifiers around everywhere by her hand so she won't get lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:48:57 2015 No.13126628 >>13125708 Play Dos or Frontier

Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:49:31 2015 No.13126629

>>13126555
Anubis trips, proven best monstergirl.

>Picking up your anubis daughteru and spinning her around while she pretends she's a Wing Gundam
>Giving her raspberries on her tummy
>Tucking her into bed at night while she cuddles the Godzilla plushie that's a full foot taller than her
>Reading her favourite bedtime book, The Way Things Work
>Kissing her forehead when she's on the brink of sleep
>Getting snug in bed with your anubis waifu
>Before pinning her to the mattress and blowing raspberries right on her naval until she's crying with laughter
>And slowly transitioning from raspberries to kisses, moving slowly down and down
>Her paws on your head, playing with your hair and goading you on towards the space between her legs
>Bringing her to orgasm as the precursor to the main event: The tenderest missionary sex imaginable. Full eye contact, your fingers interlocked with her paws, neck nuzzling and eskimo kisses and resting foreheads against each other while you both do your utmost to please each other. And kissing her deeply and lovingly as orgasm sweeps you both up, feeling her moan into your mouth, seperating for breath, and hearing her repeat "I love you" over and over in the surge of her climax.
>Then cuddling each other even throughout sleep, and waking up in the morning when your daugheru crawls up on the bedsheets covering you
>Your waifu tries to hide her blush as she tells your daughteru to let mommy and daddy have some personal time, before rushing to change the soiled bedsheets the moment the bedroom door shuts
>You both hurry into the shower together to wash away the smell of hours-old sex and sweat
>But you end up having sex in the shower anyway
>Such is life with an anubis family

I surprise myself with how much I write, sometimes. I only really intended to do those first few lines, but then I end up spewing even more poorly written greentext gripe. I guess I'm still struck stupid with anubis fever

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:52:15 2015 No.13126637 >>13126629 That's okay. I enjoyed reading it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:53:32 2015 No.13126641 >>13126628 >Frontier That's not hard, that's just a grindfest from hell like Rance Quest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:53:36 2015 No.13126642 File: 131 KB, 1000x1000, 1306122556556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126550 >>13126553 All dis ghost love. Is there any good writefaggotry for ghost girls? I've got the bug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:54:53 2015 No.13126647 >>13126463 They have to learn to share.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:55:07 2015 No.13126648 >>13126609 My daughterus would crush your daughterus! All of them are future Olympians!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:55:22 2015 No.13126649 >>13126642 She's got some ectoplasm on her face. She should wipe that off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:56:31 2015 No.13126651 >>13126642 I want to make ghost happy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 16:56:39 2015 No.13126652 >>13126648 That arrogance will be your downfall. My daughterus know how to play, and my Wyvern daughteru doesn't cry when she spills her juice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 17:02:30 2015 No.13126671 >>13126629 Tachyon? Or somebody else this time? Either way I'm screencapping it like I always do.

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