Drunken Loli

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Drunken Loli Anonymous Sat Feb 28 19:45:20 2015 No.13117973 [Reply] [Original]

What do you want to drink with Suika?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 19:46:48 2015 No.13117977 >>13117973 i kind of want to drink with suika but i dont drink and i have some vodka in my house including melon flavored vodka

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 19:47:12 2015 No.13117979 Semen

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 19:47:27 2015 No.13117980 >>13117973 Fermented loli-pee

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 19:47:46 2015 No.13117982 >>13117973 I want to drink her piss~

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 19:49:46 2015 No.13117995 Let's put Suika and Byakuren in the same room together and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 19:54:16 2015 No.13118023 >>13117980 >>13117982 http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=706411 My favorite lewd Suika image.

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 20:24:32 2015 No.13118150

>>13118023
Sometimes I feel as if I'm the only person on /jp/ who hates fakepucco, not because of his content, that's A-OK, but because of his artstyle.
I could never join in when you were all raving over him a few years back because of this. The same with that socks artist, oouso.
I'll update my blog on Monday, please wait warmly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 20:30:50 2015 No.13118172 milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 20:36:19 2015 No.13118195 >>13118150 I don't like oouso either, but fakepucco's art is delicious. Especially when he draws girls meaty and hairy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 20:42:11 2015 No.13118216 >>13117973 Scotch. >tfw a loli drinks you under the table

Anonymous Sat Feb 28 20:55:24 2015 No.13118268

>>13118150
The only thing I don't really like about fakepucco's art style is the way he draws clitorises and those colored eyelashes.

oouso's art is okay. Not the best, but not the worst either. ke-ta is one of my favorites. His girls are so soft and cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:01:26 2015 No.13118293 File: 816 KB, 800x1184, 49012771_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marriage with the sober maiden.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat Feb 28 21:05:51 2015 No.13118312 >>13118293 Suika would only be sober if she were dead. Even then, she probably dissolves into alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:20:55 2015 No.13118358 File: 1.25 MB, 1984x2807, 42374399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118312 What if you stole her gourd?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:21:48 2015 No.13118362 >>13118358 A rampage of which the likes have never been seen on this earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:24:48 2015 No.13118370 File: 422 KB, 800x657, 26030382 tl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118362 If you hide it and say she'll never find it without your help maybe she'll calm down. Or maybe she'd torture you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:25:03 2015 No.13118372 File: 1.18 MB, 2024x1433, half1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to bully Suika but I don't think I'll live long enough to enjoy it. What should I do, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:33:18 2015 No.13118398 >>13118268 >ke-ta All have the same anorexic body and insanely saggy breasts that are somehow still round.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:36:31 2015 No.13118408 File: 401 KB, 840x700, 48543253_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118372 Beans. Still won't live long, but maybe you'll live just long enough to enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:40:51 2015 No.13118426 And if you marry her while she's drunk? How would she react in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:43:48 2015 No.13118437 >>13118408 So I just need to bully her bean? That'll keep her calm?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:49:52 2015 No.13118459 >>13118437 Bean is the least erotic thing that can describe a clitoris. What was Japan thinking? There's STILL no lesbian orgy doujin starring Suika with beans in the title, either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:50:23 2015 No.13118462 File: 498 KB, 1121x1600, 1346099432630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118426 It's okay because she's always drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 21:59:17 2015 No.13118510 >>13118462 >bullying How did he win the bet? I don't want to see the whole thing, just the intro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:11:42 2015 No.13118576 >>13117973 hot chocolate, seriously, fuck alco

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:20:49 2015 No.13118619 File: 335 KB, 1280x720, 44803803_big_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118510 I don't think he won any bet. Looks like she accepted the order out of love.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sat Feb 28 22:33:47 2015 No.13118660 Wakamezake. But being Suika I guess there would be no seaweed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:53:21 2015 No.13118731 File: 307 KB, 1280x800, 1425182001894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118660 Without any hair I believe it's called waremezake. At least that's how it's tagged on pixiv. What a shame she doesn't have those flavor enhancers, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 22:59:55 2015 No.13118754 >>13118731 Wouldn't alcohol to the vag hurt like a bitch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:14:47 2015 No.13118803 File: 618 KB, 934x928, 48675499_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:16:35 2015 No.13118809 Milk, so she can grow.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat Feb 28 23:22:23 2015 No.13118827 >>13118809 Burn, you monstrosity. Burn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:22:51 2015 No.13118828 File: 454 KB, 654x900, 48657482_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118809 Why would you want her to grow?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:42:23 2015 No.13118883 File: 1.62 MB, 1920x1234, lewd oni.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] suika is trying to seduce you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:53:51 2015 No.13118931 >>13118809 Can't she do that with her power whenever she wants?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:56:28 2015 No.13118945 File: 734 KB, 1440x900, 48898366_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118883 She doesn't even need to try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 28 23:58:27 2015 No.13118958 >>13117973 Either vodka or whiskey because I am a pleb that is too lazy/cheap to mix his drinks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 00:11:08 2015 No.13119007 >>13118883 You can't show those on a worksafe board, even if you're an oni.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:17:08 2015 No.13119192 File: 260 KB, 709x1001, 48978260_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The smaller the body, the more I want to hug it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:29:11 2015 No.13119232 >>13119192 How small is too small?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 01:43:58 2015 No.13119279 File: 146 KB, 600x600, 1645005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119232 This size is fine, though I wouldn't want to go any smaller.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:12:03 2015 No.13119564
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>>13118358
Since one of her powers is to affect the concentration/density of 'things' in a 'vercinity', couldn't she simply increase the number of Ibuki Gourds in Gensokyo / the area near her until she is (re)united with one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:35:07 2015 No.13119637 >>13118370 She would probably just get Reimu to beat you up by threatening to go on a rampage if she doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 03:40:42 2015 No.13119664 >>13119564 What a bullshit power.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:09:23 2015 No.13119741 File: 121 KB, 640x800, 121212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13118809 I want to drink milk with Suika

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 04:33:39 2015 No.13119793 File: 3.06 MB, 2000x2800, 37462288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13119741 Suika's milk doesn't seem like it'd be all that healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:42:34 2015 No.13120056 >>13119793 I still want to drink it. I bet it tastes like white russians.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:54:19 2015 No.13120102 File: 802 KB, 752x1062, 33562822_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120056 In any case you'd have to get her to lactate first.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 06:58:43 2015 No.13120114 >>13117973 Water. Alcohol is sin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:13:44 2015 No.13120142 >>13120102 But I don't want her breasts to grow. Maybe if I just suck them really hard?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:34:31 2015 No.13120177 File: 319 KB, 600x900, 35421865_big_p8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120142 I think if you want her milk her breasts have to grow. What do you pick, milk or an eternally flat chest?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:34:34 2015 No.13120178 >>13120102 Can you induce lactation without pregnancy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:36:52 2015 No.13120182 >>13120177 The obvious answer is to give her medicine to make her lactate, and make her to grow every part of her body a little except for her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:40:23 2015 No.13120189 >>13120178 I heard if you suck on the nipples enough it might induce lactation. Though even if it works I'm not sure if that will prevent the breasts from enlarging.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:41:53 2015 No.13120195 File: 307 KB, 750x1800, 1270766532458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120177 Suika never thought of gathering mass into her breasts?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:47:13 2015 No.13120218 File: 768 KB, 1181x1748, 44594377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120195 I sure hope not. There's too many girls with big tits in the world as it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 07:49:59 2015 No.13120224 >>13120218 True, but there's a whole spectrum between "unmeasurable fantastic objects" and "immaterial and missing boobies"...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:08:52 2015 No.13120265 >>13120224 >immaterial and missing boobies I'd play that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:22:06 2015 No.13120295 Suika looks so frail and weak. I want to hold her tiny hand in mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:34:01 2015 No.13120311 File: 149 KB, 1000x1414, 6d6a65a971822b9bdea438d0503c761d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13120295 Suika is hard as STEEL. I want to lick her abs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:38:25 2015 No.13120320 File: 566 KB, 758x1000, 1406124735644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 08:40:13 2015 No.13120323 File: 859 KB, 1181x1748, 1410906089039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pettan pettan tsurupettan~

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 09:08:30 2015 No.13120394 File: 206 KB, 850x600, sample_5c08c3aaf9b8c835954c95ea87f5b1f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry Suika!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 12:54:39 2015 No.13120959 >>13119564 I don't think that's how it works.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:40:15 2015 No.13122101 File: 1.41 MB, 1330x1017, 45045790.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to drink her bath water.

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:42:15 2015 No.13122110
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>>13120959
Ah. Maybe you're right, although my reading of the wiki reinforces what I thought, plus a lot of time when she's depicted as having split up into multiple selves more than one Ibuki Gourd is featured. Is the changing the number of Suika's - in addition to distribution and mass - a special anomaly in her density power?

>>	WinterPatrician Sun Mar 1 17:50:18 2015 No.13122165 File: 507 KB, 1006x1500, yande.re 260382 sample hakurei_reimu ibuki_suika kirino_(codec007) touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika is magic

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 17:52:05 2015 No.13122176 >>13119279 Now FIGHT!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:01:08 2015 No.13122234 File: 471 KB, 700x988, 40325129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do oni even bathe? They seem like they might be stinky youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 18:57:03 2015 No.13122437 File: 71 KB, 1024x622, _ (559).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122234 I bet Suika tastes salty.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:01:52 2015 No.13122452 File: 293 KB, 807x560, 1413181877282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13117973 Drink? I want to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:05:00 2015 No.13122461 >>13118358 Ever heard of delirium tremens? Shit happens when you abruptly cut the supply of ethanol from the chronic alchoholics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:08:50 2015 No.13122475 File: 493 KB, 940x649, 31472502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122437 I want a taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:09:32 2015 No.13122478 >>13122437 All of these flavors and she chooses to be...salty?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:13:57 2015 No.13122501 >>13122478 Um... Dude. If your sweat tastes like maple syrup, maybe you should seek professional help. You might be canadian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:24:08 2015 No.13122551 >>13122101 Who bathes with a watermelon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:26:35 2015 No.13122559 File: 148 KB, 291x265, He bathes with a watermelon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13122551 This fucker

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:28:19 2015 No.13122567 >>13122551 I'm more worried that she's bathing in a swimsuit in water so shallow she can't submerge more than half of her body at once.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:29:32 2015 No.13122573 >>13122567 I'm even more worried you didn't notice the river/lake right behind her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:31:23 2015 No.13122579 >>13122573 She's not bathing in that though, for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 19:45:34 2015 No.13122648 >>13122567 To not talk about the perspective. Just look at the legs touching the border and the fact half of her body is submerged.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:21:01 2015 No.13122957 File: 442 KB, 1280x1024, 6fe07487c8bb5c0c17793de50f894aef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you had to ability to make small clones of yourself, what would you do with it? I can't think of anything particularly useful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:40:31 2015 No.13123000 It is true that Marisa is a cuck because Reimu do tribadism with Suika?

Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:42:17 2015 No.13123003

>>13122110
One example of her power is to increase the density of the number of people in the area so that she could throw a party with the people that showed up. She can influence people's subconscious so that they show up in an area to satisfy her density manipulation. That's pretty OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:43:35 2015 No.13123008 >>13122957 >not throwing them into women's cleavage >not rubbing your belly and patting your head at the same time Zero imagination.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:45:37 2015 No.13123012 >>13123008 Please don't abuse quoting function.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:47:19 2015 No.13123015 >>13123008 >not rubbing your belly and patting your head at the same time Is this supposed to be something you can't do by yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:48:00 2015 No.13123017 >>13123015 Please see>>13123012

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 21:52:55 2015 No.13123034 >>13123015 Maybe it was patting your belly and rubbing your head. Do both and report back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:00:39 2015 No.13123054 >>13123034 Nope, it's not that either. I think it had something to do with doing one clockwise while doing the other counter clockwise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 1 22:23:32 2015 No.13123135 >>13122501 Actually, that can happen to people that eat a lot of Fenugreek. Taste and smell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:23:19 2015 No.13123949 File: 1.14 MB, 900x1250, 48534338_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika never fails to make me hard as a rock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 02:41:40 2015 No.13124006 File: 185 KB, 500x500, mearisugoi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm drinking beer and I hate /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 13:36:45 2015 No.13125968 >>13117973 Her armpit sweat and her urine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:04:32 2015 No.13126084 File: 1.42 MB, 1773x2564, 32472515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13125968 Are you serious? Would you really drink that, if given the chance?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:22:34 2015 No.13126185 >>13126084 Ssshhhhhhh, don't tell him oni piss is like sulphuric acid, I wanna see him dissolve from the inside out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:44:17 2015 No.13126255 File: 657 KB, 830x984, 49007521_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:51:53 2015 No.13126281 File: 357 KB, 660x880, 35074217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126185 Then what about oni armpit sweat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 14:59:10 2015 No.13126304 >>13126281 'Bitter Almond'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 17:11:41 2015 No.13126719 >>13126084 I want to drink that sweet nectar

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 17:46:13 2015 No.13126850 File: 1022 KB, 1300x1654, 38603933.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13126719 Urine tastes salty, not sweet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 2 18:31:05 2015 No.13127019 >>13126850 Get a better diet. There's a reason Japs love drinking pee so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 01:49:51 2015 No.13132487 File: 708 KB, 700x989, _ (557).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:29:34 2015 No.13132589 File: 1.34 MB, 1600x1115, 38868118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13132487 Do CD players like that actually exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:38:44 2015 No.13132609 >>13132589 >cd It's an ipod accessory.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 02:55:04 2015 No.13132660 >>13132609 So it doesn't play CDs? What's it called?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 03:23:46 2015 No.13132775 >>13127019 Get diabetes, you mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 10:05:42 2015 No.13134040 >>13132589 > Doesn't know what a discman is. If you've never seen one you either live in one of those weird countries that's 10-15 years behind on technology or you're under 10 years old. In either case, what are you doing here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 17:55:27 2015 No.13135807 >>13134040 I had a Discman when I was younger. That is not a Discman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 4 18:26:01 2015 No.13135930 File: 84 KB, 905x787, 44301682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13117973 Sake, or rum, but I'd rather drink with Yuugi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:04:49 2015 No.13139113 >>13135930 Suika can use her power to condense one drink into a super potent shot. Not so with Yuugi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 12:37:01 2015 No.13139235 File: 938 KB, 2952x4169, _ (66).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GREASE 'ER UP! I'M GOIN' IN!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 16:49:03 2015 No.13140149 File: 30 KB, 468x289, dmp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13132589 There was a design for one, I don't think they were ever made. Sony had something called the D-88 which was sort of similar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 18:48:34 2015 No.13140687 File: 265 KB, 800x1131, 23432033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13139235

Anonymous Thu Mar 5 19:22:00 2015 No.13140843

>>13140149
That shit looks dangerous. It's like carrying a smooth vinyl buzzsaw around! Absolutely no thought was put into how well the concept would work out in practice. To say the least about how easily that CD must get damaged...

Fuck me if that isn't the coolest thing I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 19:23:42 2015 No.13140850 >>13140843 It's in a plastic case, you dingus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 5 19:27:10 2015 No.13140870 >>13140850 Oh. And just like that it stopped being cool...

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 06:33:40 2015 No.13143279 >>13140850 Way to crush a man's hopes and dreams, jerk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 06:46:30 2015 No.13143313 File: 576 KB, 1600x1200, 225-2 censored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The things I'd do to a drunk and half-conscious Suika.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 06:56:02 2015 No.13143340 File: 73 KB, 1024x575, たまこまーけっと x 東方.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a nice cup of green tea, because alcohol is for normies

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 09:26:27 2015 No.13143847 File: 785 KB, 715x1002, 2122c8d7420459146d4ee454aa55588a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13117973 I wonder how unfinished doujinshi lost in the ether tastes like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 6 23:32:45 2015 No.13146544 >>13143847 I thought it was a joke image, I didn't know that artist was actually trying to make a doujinshi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 00:17:22 2015 No.13146664 >>13146544 It was April Fools.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 02:15:11 2015 No.13147042 File: 615 KB, 723x1000, 44468381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13146664 Oh. Well I'd be happy if only more Enjoy Mix's stuff got scanned. Shame it probably will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 06:28:27 2015 No.13147668 >>13146664 Being one of the most dedicated Suika artists' with gorgeous art then making a joke like this is crime against humanity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 07:23:08 2015 No.13147819 File: 504 KB, 500x706, legion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] suika swarm

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat Mar 7 15:01:55 2015 No.13149340 >>13147042 Be waiting patiently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 7 18:10:59 2015 No.13150122 File: 193 KB, 774x1252, 1270673879377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:13:02 2015 No.13151994 >>13150122 Is she sober now or did she mistake it for a real penis?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:18:29 2015 No.13151999 >>13117973 id drink crown royal apple with her befoire i realize its dusgusting but she can edrink it and wi ont touch it but yeah she can eb my friend while we drink then ill kill myself

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:22:08 2015 No.13151999,1 >>13151999 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:23:02 2015 No.13151999,2 >>13151999,1 my life isnt funn ythansk its usffierng

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:26:35 2015 No.13152016 One more month until I'm old enough to drink. What should I drink first?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:26:38 2015 No.13151999,3 >>13151999,2 >>13151999,2 fuck you misspell a lot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:28:23 2015 No.13152016,1 Four and a half months until I'm old enough to drink. What should I drink first?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:29:52 2015 No.13152016,2 my life i shit i just want ot fucking die le tm end it all ilet m edie fjckuingufckin tottori lil me i jdon twan to wake up anymor let me FIUKCING DIE FUCKFUCKFUCKUC

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:31:07 2015 No.13152016,3 >>13152016,2 i love you

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 06:33:18 2015 No.13152016,4 >>13152016,1 Do you live near a place where you can make your own six pack? Just do that and pick what looks neat. Start with a wider selection of styles and then narrow it down to the ones you like, and get the same styles from different breweries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 8 10:09:38 2015 No.13152466 >>13122957 Selling them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:37:51 2015 No.13156131 >>13152016 Doesn't matter, just have loads and loads of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 9 02:55:50 2015 No.13156186 >>13156131 I think I'd rather take it slow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:36:12 2015 No.13160739 File: 1.06 MB, 868x1228, ! (293).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13152016 Tequilla. Half a bottle in an hour.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 01:59:14 2015 No.13160861 >>13160739 I'll try it, thanks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 09:30:17 2015 No.13161895 >>13152016 Why aren't you drinking now? I know 0 people who didn't drink before the legal age.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 09:37:38 2015 No.13161920 >>13161895 /jp/sies are good boys!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 14:37:58 2015 No.13162641 >>13152016 Cheap beer or bottom shelf vodka so you can get an appreciation for better stuff.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 16:45:07 2015 No.13163008
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>>13152016
If spirits are too strong for you, you can try mixing them with juices or soft drinks. My recommendation would be vodka and orange juice since you can't even taste the vodka. I've only ever tired tequila with coke and it tastes similar to coke with bourbon or scotch. But definitely try them straight first.

Beer is better for taking it easy, drinking slowly over the day. For beer brands, pretty much any famous, bland lagers should be fine for your first like Beck's, Asahi etc. Make you drink from a glass and not a can or bottle.

Welcome to alcoholism!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 16:59:19 2015 No.13163058 >>13156186 You're missing the fun part. The fun part being that you'll have way, way, way too much your first time, so you're sick for the next three days or so.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 17:28:16 2015 No.13163158

>>13152016
if you're like me, you'll think beer and liquor will taste kinda shitty. go with sparkling wines, ciders, hard lemonade, or screwdrivers.

I know you don't have friends to drink with, so it's not like anyone'll be judging you for drinking "womens drinks", just drink whatever tastes good and makes your head feel good.

also - never attempt to "get your tolerance up" or anything. The ability to get drunk off of two beers is one of a NEET's greatest skills. saves you money big time.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 18:53:11 2015 No.13163444

>>13163008
>>13163158
I think I'll try that. I've had sips of alcoholic drinks before but so far the only one I liked was one mixed with some sort of fruit juice.

Also my parents have some leftover Blue Moon in the fridge from before they decided to stop drinking for their New Years resolution, are those good?

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 19:26:55 2015 No.13163600

>>13163158
Thanks for reminding me to buy sparkling wine and cider. I haven't had those for like two months.

>>13163444
I haven't tried it but the reviews on ratebeer seem decent. But remember, your first beer is probably going to taste like shit even if you drunk the most highly rated beer in the world. And you can always mix with something and make a shandy. You'll have to drink a shit ton of it to get drunk though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 20:03:16 2015 No.13163819 File: 498 KB, 537x759, reimusuikalick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13117973 her sweat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 10 20:23:59 2015 No.13163930 File: 2.70 MB, 600x400, 1426033439039.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's best to drink straight from the source.

Anonymous Tue Mar 10 22:06:53 2015 No.13164406

>>13163444
I should also add, cider tastes like bubbly fruit juice, sparkling wines taste like sparkling grape juice and screwdrivers (vodka and orange juice) taste like orange juice... but they taste the best. Beer, wine and all the types of spirits take a lot of getting used to (ie they mostly taste like shit)

Finding the beer and wine you like takes a lot of buying shitty beer and wine. While getting used to them you will drink a lot of shitty alcohol. But you have to try them to find out you like them.

By the way, I hope you have a lot of fun trying different types of alcohol. It may make you want to kill yourself and costs a lot of money but when you're drinking it feels good so it's okay!

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 11 00:01:28 2015 No.13164930 >>13164490 I'd agree but piss fetish is gross.

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