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Public Holdings Firm Border Inc. Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:46:14 2008 No.1310149 [Reply] [Original]

You're looking through the paper and see that there is a coupon for half-off any Yakumo Border Company service.

You call the company, Ran picks up the phone, and says that they'll be right over.

You open the door, and standing there is the Yakumo Border Company offering their services.

Remember that they can gap you anything from anywhere. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCow1rP6xHs

What do you hire them to do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:46:38 2008 No.1310152 Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:46:38 2008 No.1310151 Suck my cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:48:09 2008 No.1310163 I use their gaps to invest in highspeed illegal export, earning millions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:48:54 2008 No.1310164 File: 25 KB, 761x256, 1221497334653.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1310151

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:49:47 2008 No.1310168 I propose a partnership. Using my knowledge of the modern world, I can improve the lives of the people of gensokyo. In exchange, I ask her to gap me various luxury items.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:49:55 2008 No.1310169 Gap me into Yukari's vagina. I will live out the rest of my days in bliss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:50:56 2008 No.1310171 >>1310149 I ask about hiring practices and get Yukari to make me into a dog girl Touhou with fantastic powers. Then we all have tea. No Touhou plot can end without tea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:51:38 2008 No.1310177 replace all the candy in gensyoko with BEEEEEEEEEES

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:52:44 2008 No.1310178 Gap all of /jp/ into Gensokyo, ensuring the end of their peaceful existence. Also gap in hard gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:56:24 2008 No.1310185 Gap in all Type-Moon characters into Gensokyo so /jp/ can witness that crossover brawlfest that it wants so badly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:01:29 2008 No.1310205 Gap me the popemobile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:09:44 2008 No.1310245 File: 9 KB, 251x242, 1221498584952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <-

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:15:20 2008 No.1310269 >>1310169 But you will be awash in the semen of several different men each day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:20:22 2008 No.1310291 >>1310168 This, but I require a headquarters in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:17:37 2008 No.1311362 >>1310169 YES!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:29:57 2008 No.1311413 >>1310149 I must say the Yakumos looks quite stylish and dapper in their business suits

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:35:23 2008 No.1311443 >>1310149 I'd ask them to gap me a harem of willing submissive female sex slaves ranging from loli to milf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:48:56 2008 No.1311507 It would suck being Ran because she would always have doghair all over her suit making it look gross and unprofessional. She must go through lots of lint rollers and static-guard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:53:02 2008 No.1311535 File: 61 KB, 900x643, 1221515582963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gap me into Rumia's stomach for five minutes so I can cure myself of my vore fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:54:06 2008 No.1311539 File: 385 KB, 798x1000, 1221515646402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1311507 Life as Ran means a lifetime of having a pack of big hairy dogs permanently attached to your butt. Would it be worth it? Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:58:58 2008 No.1311564 >>1311539 Life as Ran means you have a loli catgirl who pretty much worships you, would do anything for you, and wouldn't resist if you attempted to have sex with her. This is nothing but all kinds of awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:18:49 2008 No.1311671 >>1311564 Oh yeah, you also have a Mistress would would either support said sex with catgirl, or join in for a threesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:38:43 2008 No.1311759 File: 164 KB, 1280x960, 1221518323441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Travel the world. Or is that too mundane?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:43:28 2008 No.1311772 Ask Yukari to make into a girl and give me power to SEE THE OUTLINES. Then she could gap me into Gensokyo. I'd make great stage 1 miniboss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 23:10:59 2008 No.1311901 What is all of this from? I don't visit /jp/ much... Is this girl (>>1311759) from this anime/game?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 23:11:00 2008 No.1311905 >>1311901 she's from Public Holdings Firm Border Inc. : The Movie : The Game

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 23:11:54 2008 No.1311904 >>1311901 She's from stalker, you can see Strelok in that image looking confused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 23:13:20 2008 No.1311915 >>1311905 Thank you. :)

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