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13092496 No.13092496 [Reply] [Original]

Would you date Tewi?

>> No.13092499

Hell no

>> No.13092502

I'd give her my carrot right away

>> No.13092518

Yeah, probably. I don't see why not.

>> No.13092526

Old ladies need love too.

>> No.13092546

Would you date southern hicks? That's what Gensokyo is filled with.

>> No.13092562

No I'd kick that prankster bitch to the curb and date the far-superior Reisen.

>> No.13092574
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>> No.13092580

No. Tewi a shit

>> No.13092629

No as I am not a weeaboo faggot.

>> No.13092639

I would date anyone if they asked me....

>> No.13092644

where do you think you are

>> No.13092648

I wouldn't mind, but I'm positive the whole thing would just be a joke at my expense and end with my soul absolutely crushed.

>> No.13092663

i'd rather marry her but whatever guess you got to start somewhere

>> No.13092668

She wouldn't do that. Tewi is a dick, not a jerk.

>> No.13092705

W-Will you go out with me, Anon?

>> No.13092715


But they're synonyms...

>> No.13092731

What's your name?

>> No.13092736

No, there's a difference. If you mess with people for its own sake, you're a dick. If you do so to satisfy yourself, or you have something else to gain from it, you're a jerk.

Tewi is probably one of the kindest characters in Touhou, so she can't be a jerk.

>> No.13092757
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>Tewi is probably one of the kindest characters in Touhou,

>> No.13092799
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I wonder what kind of face she makes when she first has sex with a new partner.

>> No.13092809

It's funny how her language completely changes when she runs into Eiki in pofv, if you can read Japanese.

>> No.13092812

She shelters illegal aliens, helps people lost in the forest and is best pals with the second-coolest god in Shinto (the first is the guy who married and impregnated a shark princess).

She sounds pretty darn pleasant to me.

>> No.13093126

Epic /v/eaction image dude!

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Of course.
100% guaranteed sex

>> No.13093927

>/v/ invented reaction pictures
Lurk more, newfriend.

>> No.13093943

she'd poison the food I eat, the little lying bitch.

>> No.13094002

Tewi's well used vagina.

>> No.13094622

She laughs at you. Tewi's a bitch

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>> No.13095347

How isn't her top falling down?

>> No.13095674
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Luck rabbit magic.

>> No.13095734

What happens when you put Hina and Tewi together?

>> No.13095810

If I give Tewi a night to remember, will she give me extra luck?

>> No.13095829
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Hina sucks misfortunes off of humans, but can give you misfortunes if you stay too close for too long. Tewi gives good fortune. I think good things might happen. 3P is a good thing, right?

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Consider I'll get lucky, sure!

Now if only fanart of her didn't make me feel like a creepy pedo...

>> No.13096177
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Both my penis and my wallet are ready.

>> No.13096336

Would you start a family with Tewi?

>> No.13096345


No, just herpes.

>> No.13096375

No. Tewi can eat shit.

>> No.13096390

Only if she's the breadwinner.

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>> No.13096399
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Only if it is a harem.

>> No.13096419
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Very well. Here's your harem.

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It is fine too.

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>> No.13096884

Reisen>Tewi all day, erryday

>> No.13096892

Half human
Half rabbit
Half ape

Full retard

>> No.13096900
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tewi is a cu te

>> No.13096909

If you list 3 things, don't say "half" then.

So ironical you say "full retard" because you're the only one I see around here.

>> No.13096910

Half+half+half = 150%

>> No.13096916

Why are you on /jp/ then?

>> No.13097143

probably here for kankercolle lmao

>> No.13100664

But rabbits do eat shit, anon.
Now if she were to eat your shit, that would be the highest show of affection.

>> No.13100713

Retard is offended


>> No.13100805

No, yuck. She is ugly.

>> No.13100921
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You're ugly, anon. On the inside.

>> No.13101537
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Mating with Tewi!

>> No.13101542

tewi is shit, so no

>> No.13102348

Samefag ahoy!

>> No.13102380

I'd probably date any touhou, I'm kind of desperate.

>> No.13102755
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>> No.13103117
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>cum inside her
>of she does get pregnant

>> No.13103119


no she's a horrible little cunt

>> No.13103128

not the same shitposter at all nope nope

>> No.13103150


>anyone that dislikes the shit with no redeeming qualities must be the same person

oh please

>> No.13103159

it's not guaranteed, anon, it can take weeks or months of cumming inside to get pregnant

>> No.13103170

Protip: When the number of posters in a thread doesn't change after a reply, it means a samefag is posting.

>> No.13104964

I want to spend days and days doing nothing but cumming inside Tewi!