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So I'm going to Japan next year and I'm wondering how I'll be treated. I'm western (Australian) about 6'1", usually seen wearing a band shirt and a camo jacket, and a pair of aviators.

Will I be able to get into bars/restaurants etc, or do I need to clean up considerably?

>> No.1309144

they've seen white people before, nobody will give a fuck about you

>> No.1309145

Japanese seem to dress well and expect good grooming.

>> No.1309153

the girl will be all over you. Rape them one at a time.

>> No.1309163

>>1309145

I'm not unclean, just scruffy and lazy looking.

And devilishly handsome, of course.

>> No.1309172

>>1309163
Japanese bars are quite different from Aussie pubs. Don't go be an "idiot gaijin". Please.

>> No.1309191

If you make a fool of yourself, pretend your Canadian, ey?

>> No.1309195

>>1309191

lol

>> No.1309210

Make sure to sew a Maple Leaf Flag on all your kit.

>> No.1309217

Seriously man, enough people have affirmed the image of hairy barbarian whitey.

Your look won't be a problem. Just don't go overboard and make a mess.

>> No.1309591
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don't do this

>> No.1309598

>>1309591
Holy shit. I hope he's kidding.

>> No.1309605

>band shirt and a camo jacket
/fa/ggot inside me, raging.

>>1309598
It's from gaijinpot, don't be suprised.

>> No.1309610

>>1309598
It's from GaijinPot so, no it's probably all true.

http://www.gaijinpot.com/bb/showthread.php?p=685733

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gaijinpot

>> No.1309620

>>1309616
I suddenly want to go to Japan.

>> No.1309721

>usually seen wearing a band shirt and a camo jacket, and a pair of aviators.


>>1309616

read comic. It's true. Some naive j-girls may dig you, but all the normal gaijins (girls or guys)... we will all know youre a douche bag

>> No.1309724

>>1309620
that comic is highly inaccurate
if you're a loser at home, you'll stay a loser in "Japanland"

>> No.1309752

>>1309724

i dont know, i've worked with a few LBH's out here(Loser Back Home) and a few of them have managed to pull a j-girl or two.

a lot of them employ the brute force technique: ask out every girl you meet and one will eventually bite.

>> No.1309774

>>1309752
Biting for the date is not the same as making it to second or third base.

Or maybe it is, I don't know what goes on in that depraved land

>> No.1309796

>>1309610
Oh God. Page 1, work friends 9 year old daughter asking to take a bath with him. And he backed out when he discovered her age. WTF is wrong with the people on this forum?

>> No.1309799

>>1309774

in my experience, most j-girls dont give it up right away. but after 2-3 dates you are money.

then again, there are still some slags that dont mind getting fucked in a dark alley at 3 am

>> No.1309803

>>1309752
>a lot of them employ the brute force technique: ask out every girl you meet and one will eventually bite.
You mean the loser technique.

>> No.1309827

>>1309803
>the loser technique

precisely

i worked with this faggot who made "business cards" that consisted only of a close up picture of his face, his name, and his phone num and email. He gave it too every girl he met, including all the female japanese staff we worked with.

oh and he printed them himself at work.

>> No.1310104

>>1309827
oh god, that's losery

>> No.1310241

>>1309610
>Me, first month here, asking a girl I had hung out with "so what are your plans for tonight?" (thinking I were asking her if she were free).

>Interpreted, by her, as me wanting her to go home so me and the boyz could go do our thing.

Ha ha haaah! Serves you, SHITHEAD!!!

;_;

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This thread is the most laughable thing on 4chan right now.

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