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13080974 No.13080974 [Reply] [Original]

wich 2hu wud u pat on the head?

>> No.13080978

>>13080974
Tojiko

>> No.13080990

>>13080974
Brushing and combing > patting
To that, I say
Princess Kaguya

>> No.13081001

i would call all the tohos to my room (we all live together) then i would ask them to form a circle facing inwards sitting down me in the center then i look at each one and pat their head twice then gently rub my hand left and right 3 times while smiling

>> No.13081012

Mutsumi. For hours on end.

>> No.13081031
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>>13080974
Cirno, Chen, Rumia, the Prismriver sisters, Mystia.

>> No.13081065
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Lost Property 771

>> No.13081132

>>13081001
That's against the rurus, anonymous.

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>> No.13081233

>>13081132
How do you fit over a hundred girls in one house?
Don't you know when girls live together, their cycles syncronize?

>> No.13081242

>>13081233
Not to mention you'd run out of tea, and when touhous have no tea, they naturally fight to see who is in charge.

>> No.13081838

>>13081233
>Don't you know when girls live together, their cycles syncronize?

really???

thats quite amazing

>> No.13081845

>>13081838
Guys are supposed to naturally have a harem. If you havent fucked at least five girls by the age of 21 you're a genetic failure.

>> No.13081850
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Only one choice.

>> No.13081871
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Chisai Reisen with huge ears!!!

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>> No.13081888

>>13081883
Youmu wants to preserve her tough image and rebuff her, but she's too soft.

>> No.13082085
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>>13081242
>when touhous have no tea, they naturally fight to see who is in charge.
I'd love to see a documentary on this.

>> No.13082095
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>>13082085
also...

>> No.13082217

>>13082095
Patting ojou-sama or imouto-sama risks the wrath of Sakuya.

>> No.13082237

Do you like to be patted on the head? My guess is no. Having someone reach out and tap us on the head, no matter how lovingly, is not something most of us enjoy. It’s annoying at best and painful at worst. And we really don’t want the hands of strangers reaching toward our face. If someone were to reach their hand toward your face, I’m guessing your reaction would be to pull your head back and lean away, and get a little tense about the invasion of personal space. Yet most humans think that touhous like being patted on the head. The reality is that while many touhous will put up with this if it’s someone they know and trust, most touhous don’t enjoy it. You may notice that even the loving family touhou might lean away slightly when you reach for her face to pet her. She’ll let you because you’re the boss, but she doesn't like it. It’s a personal space issue for touhous just as much as it is for us. This is why responsible parents teach their children to gently pet a touhou’s back or rear, but don’t pat, and definitely don’t go for the touhou's face. If you really want to reward your touhou for being awesome, don’t bang on their head, but give them a rub on their rear end right by the tail. They’ll thank you for it!

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>>13080974
Her. <3

>> No.13082246

>>13082237
Just because you were abused doesn't mean everyone is afraid of a moving arm.

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>>13082237

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>>13082237
In short don't pat a 2hu on the head like they're a kid, simply rub their right butt cheek/back.

Pssh...I want Eirin to pet me on my head for following her orders.

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>> No.13082499

>>13082254
If you want a non autismal explanation, it's actually bad to casually touch someone's head in Japan. Only the most dearest of people get that privilege. They take the "windows to the soul" thing seriously and getting near someone's head is getting near their soul.

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Duh!

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>>13082237
>>13082254
>>13082499
What are your thoughts on hugs?

>> No.13083459

>>13082499
it's okay if i touch thier butts right
if i acidentally rub their privates too right

>> No.13084043
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>>13082237
I recognize that article

>> No.13084924

I WANT TO SQUEEZE SATORI SO HARD SHE EXPLODES

>> No.13085048
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Remi and Satori.
Canon bedhair.

ruffle ruffle ruffle

>> No.13085184

>>13085048
What is it that she's so happy about being tiny?

>> No.13085191

>>13085048
Don't touch Satori you flithy garbage.

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>> No.13085251

Okuu because she's a good girl!

>> No.13085252

>>13085191
I'm going to pat Satori so hard she will ahegao.

>> No.13085261

>>13085216
Wait does that mean she wants a pat on the head I don't understand!

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>>13085252

>> No.13085298
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I want to ruffle Kasen's hair!

>> No.13085302

>>13085252
I hope you horribly

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>> No.13085380

>>13085216
She's angry because someone stole her hat under the guise of headpatting her.

At least that's what I got from the picture.

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>>13085216

>> No.13085482

I'd like to reach down and pat Sanae on her cute little bobbing head.

>> No.13085533

>>13085482
I bet she's like to pat your penis

>> No.13085544
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>>13085251

>> No.13085545 [DELETED] 

>>13085533

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>>13085544

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>>13085546

>> No.13085556

>>13085533


why do you think her head is bobbing?

>> No.13085558
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>> No.13085560

I wouldn't touch those dirty unwashed 2hus of yours even with a metre long stick.

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>>13085558

>> No.13085637
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Just imagine running your hand through that fluffy hair.

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>> No.13085787

>>13085561
>>13085558
Better watch out, she gets bitey.

>> No.13085792

>>13085745
I want to stick my dick in her drills

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>> No.13085872

>>13085841
I like Seija's reaction here.

>> No.13085973

>>13085872
Being nice to Seija is bullying her?

>> No.13085975

>>13085973
Dunno but berutasu makes an adorable Seija that I want to hug.

>> No.13085994

None as the vast majority of them are man-eating monsters

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>> No.13086210
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I want to pat Parsee on the head!

>> No.13086259
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squeak

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>>13085637
Not sure if it would feel good

>> No.13086292

>>13085709
It hurts to see this and not be able to do it.

>> No.13086299

>>13086259

chu the mouse

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>>13081031

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>>13086338

>> No.13086371

>>13086338

This makes me uncomfortable

>> No.13086384
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ZUN knows blond is most pattable

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>> No.13086693

>>13086644
u gunna git bit

>> No.13086707

>>13086693
It's okay, he's a virgin

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>> No.13086932
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>> No.13086974

The one that won't shoot a million bullets into my face.

>> No.13087000

You guys sure seem really intent on touching a bunch of humanoid abominations that want to consume you alive

>> No.13087089

>>13087000
>>13086742

>> No.13087118

>>13083459
Yes, it's also alright if you accidentally insert your penis inside of her and start thrusting your hips until you accidentally ejaculate inside of her.

>> No.13087966

>>13087118
That sounds like an unlikely accident.

>> No.13088320

>>13086974
So the taoists

>> No.13088997

>>13086259
Remember to wash your hand afterwards

>> No.13089109

>>13086259
That artist is super lewd.

>> No.13089843

>>13088320
Smelly dumb taoist scum

>> No.13089896

>>13089843
Byakuren pls go

>> No.13090013
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kyouko is made for petting.

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>>13086735
Moments later, she decapitates you with a rusty nail.

>> No.13090387

>>13090013
Impossible to resist.

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>> No.13090835

>>13090013
>>13090035
Why is something so soft followed by something so gruesome?

Why did that sound like a proverb?

>> No.13090879

Is 1gooey a touhou?

>> No.13090902

>>13087966
Happens more often than you'd think.

>> No.13090970
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>>13090835
Welcome to Gensokyo, anon.

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Those.

All of them.

I'd headpat all of them.

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>>13091004
Post the aftermath.

>> No.13091014
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>>13091004
Pet all the cute touhous!

>> No.13091165
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How could you not want to pet?

>> No.13091248

>>13091165
Rumia's maw reflexively opens whenever any meat gets near her head. It's not a good idea.

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>>13091248

It's worth the risk!

>> No.13091696
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Futo of course!

>> No.13092619

I find the lack of Sakuya being patted on the head, very disturbing

>> No.13092814

>>13092619
Sakuya is very forbidding.

>> No.13092855

>>13092619
Sakuya only gets patted on her ass.

>> No.13092971

>>13092855
Sexually harassing the maids is forbidden.

>> No.13092980

>>13092619
I tried looking but all the hands are pushing her head onto a dick. Useless maid can't even do that much without direction.

>> No.13093075
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>>13092855
with good reason

>> No.13094289

>>13093075
Why is she picking up the petal like a metalhead?

>> No.13094438

>>13094289
Part of her job is to build the residents' arousals throughout the day before the nightly service time.

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>>13094438
They don't call her the "head" maid without a reason.

>> No.13100301

I want to be pat

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>> No.13100378

>>13094289
How do you mean?

>> No.13100390

>>13100301
*patpat*

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>>13100301

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>>13100449
At first I was like... whaaa...?
Then I noticed the 'H'...

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>>13100502

>> No.13100604

>>13100597
Now erase pat and crop out othe finger so we can have a template.

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>>13100604

>> No.13102075
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Kagerou is cute and deserves more headpats.

>> No.13103912

>>13101276
good boy

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>>13102075

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>>13103929
Kagerou is too cute for her own good.

>> No.13104173

>>13100597

Patchouli is not a cumbucket!

>> No.13105601
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I think this thread has gone slightly off track.

>> No.13105994

>>13105601
Is that a younger Ran, or a giant Yukari hand?

>> No.13106029

>>13105994
Look at the proportions and how many tails Ran has.

>> No.13106444

>>13106029
>and how many tails Ran has.
Ah, that slipped my mind.

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>>13106444
The tails, anon, the tails.

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>>13108148
I really like that artist.

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>>13108177
It was early in the morning, stop bullying me.

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>> No.13114662

>>13082237
I like when people pat my head, and rub my hair...

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>> No.13119515

all of them

>> No.13119551

>>13119515
Be careful around Yuugi, okay?

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