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13066595 No.13066595 [Reply] [Original]

Not a lot of Keine love around here

How come?

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>> No.13066915

>>13066595
Shallow character means less longetivity.

>> No.13066934

>>13066915
But she's cool

>> No.13067035

>>13066595
Plain Asia is good.

And does she gain super strength while in Hakutaku form?

>> No.13067055

>>13066915
Just like Momiji, right

>> No.13067131

>>13067055
Tengu are less shallow than were schoolteachers. Tengu are huge and integral members of Japanese mythology, for one, and Keine only gets paired with Mokou, who has a deeper pairing with Kaguya; and Rinnosuke, who has a deeper pairings with the entire rest of the cast.

Shallow characters means less longetivity. If you had brains you wouldn't make such idiotic passive aggressive statements. Way to make all Keinefags look like assholes.

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>>13066595
Keine is one of my favorite 2hus!

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>> No.13067235

What's her favorite subject to teach, apart from history?

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>>13067235
Self-control.

>> No.13067276

>>13067243
Where are they supposed to be? In a library?

>> No.13069029

keine is a cow and i like to milk her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm giving up posting in this Keine thread to study for my upcoming history exam. Would she be pleased by this?

>> No.13069101

>>13069043
I'm giving up browsin the jay to fap to the pic you just posted. Are you pleaesd by this?

>> No.13069109

>>13067243
I disapprove of this corporal punishment. This is downright torture, the child does not learn that what they did was wrong, but to fear the authority figure.

>> No.13069719

Keine's horn bow is cute

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>>13069109
It's explained in the picture's description on Pixiv that the whipping just follows a long scolding.
At least she's not headbutting them or trampling them. Plus it allows the local masochists youkai to peep.

>> No.13069777

>>13067276
Storehouse next to the school, if Google Translate hasn't failed me.

>>13069109
If I got it right, Mystia ate the seeds that were supposed to be planted to embellish the school. Hence the punishment.
She should be happy it isn't Yuuka using the whip here.

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>>13069719

>> No.13069827

>>13067131
>Tengu are less shallow than were schoolteachers
How does that make Momiji less of a shallow character than Keine?

>> No.13069842

>>13069827
Because Momiji, even if she doesn't have a personality, still has a backstory because she's a tengu.
Keine, on another hand, isn't really interesting because she's just a schoolteacher. If she canonically had a say in the village's decision, that would improve her a bit, but no, all we know is that she sometimes modify history, and that she works as a teacher, which allows her to traumatize the local kids.
And also she knows Mokou, but probably doesn't know about her immortality.

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>> No.13070754

>>13069842
Please, anon. He obviously stopped after the first sentence. He didn't deserve that reply.

>> No.13070864

>>13070535
where are the taoists

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>>13070873

>> No.13070944

>>13070873
>>13070883
Ye gods that is cute

>> No.13070992

>>13070944
That's from the guy who made the Eientei babies story. Of course it's cute.
Too bad he's a yurifag though.

>> No.13071004

>>13070864
Nobody likes them because they make holes in walls and break plates. They're rude guests.

>> No.13071043

>>13071004
I like them

They're cute and did nothing wrong

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Keine is cute

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I like Keine a whole lot! I think the idea of a teacher being the defender of her village is cool. I wish she got more spotlight in the games

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Can Double K help hide my extensive criminal record from future employees?

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What do the villagers think of Keine? Is she respected? Loved? Feared? Or is she just that weird blue teacher lady?

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>>13087691
Who wouldn't love the hero of justice, who educates their spawn by day and fights for justice at night

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>>13087556
>I think the idea of a teacher being the defender of her village is cool
Yeah, repelling the youkai sounds sooo hard.

>> No.13088511

>>13087691

She is a school teacher who has also protected the village on occasion. I imagine she'd get quite a bit of respect.

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>>13088510

Spankfag I will murder you

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>>13088528
Thanks for proving the brutality inherent to the system, half-beast.
Why the people trust a monster like you with their kids is beyond me.

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>>13088531
Why do you have so many of the same picture saved?

>> No.13088534

>>13088532
>create.swf
>>>/dA/

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>>13088532
AUTISM YOU SAY

>> No.13088566

>>13088552
what the fuck

I must clean my eyes with cyanide gas now

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>>13088566
Have 24 pages of it, anon!
http://shikieiki-blueberry.deviantart.com/gallery/

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>>13088473
>>13088511
Do they know she's sometimes a youkai? Is it a friendly respect, or do people keep their distance?

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>> No.13097046

>>13089655

If you're not starting shit then they don't care.

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>>13096970
Keine is such a qt

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>>13089007
Why is Keine looking for lice in Mokou's hair?

>> No.13097597

>>13097540
It's tasty.

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>>13096970
sukusuku!

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>>13097609

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You have to remember that haku takus can be dangerous.

>> No.13098153

>>13070483
looks like a queen of cannabis

>> No.13098157

>>13070483
looks like a queen of cannabis lol

>> No.13098229

>>13098157
>>13098153
ayy

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>>13071043
Your logic is flawed and unimportant as it relates to taoists in a positive manner.

Nobody likes taoists. They are stupid. This thread is about Keine. Stop wasting your love on ZUN's biggest mistakes and give it to Keine! It will be a much wiser investment.

>> No.13098283

>>13098281
>Nobody likes taoists
I'm a tripfag, and I disagree with that post.

>> No.13098610

>>13098283
That is why you fail.

>> No.13098616

>>13098610
Go to Avici, Buddhist scum.

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>>13098281
>Your logic is flawed and unimportant as it relates to taoists in a positive manner.
>Nobody likes taoists. They are stupid.

This is wrong.

> This thread is about Keine. Stop wasting your love on ZUN's biggest mistakes and give it to Keine! It will be a much wiser investment.
"Biggest mistakes" aside, this is right.

>> No.13098669

>>13098616
It is characteristic of taoists to turn their scorn to buddhists because of their shame at their own failings. How sad...

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>>13098616
>>13098616
It is characteristic of taoists to turn their scorn to buddhists because of their shame at their own failings. How sad...

Your taoist nonsense hurts Keine and you should feel bad.

>> No.13098685

>>13098669
>>13098679
Wow. I have no idea what happened there, lol

See what a problem taoists are? They broke /jp/.

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>>13098669
>>13098679
>>13098685
Enough!

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What about Haku Taku mating rituals?

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>>13098669
>>13098679
Top 3 reasons not to be buddhist :
- you can eat meat,
- you don't go to some naraka when you die,
- you're not constantly repeated that life is a long suffering that you will relive constantly because of the reincarnation system.

Top 4 reasons to be Taoist :
- you can have sex, it's encouraged,
- you can eat meat,
- you can become immortal with minor effort, compared to buddhism.
- you get a romance a real qt with long, white hair in a ponytail that talks in olde englishe and is totally adorable.

Join Taoism today, we have Futo plushie that you can snuggle in bed! You can also fill them with warm water during winter!

>> No.13098737

>>13098723
Dammit, I meant
>you GO to some naraka when you die
It's some kind of buddhist hell. They're either cold or hot. Avici is the hottest and the longest.

>> No.13098750

>>13098723
>You can also fill them with warm water
Explain further.

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>>13098706
There are none. Keine doesn't like showing her hakutaku form to people.

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>>13098750
From what I heard, some plushies are hollow. You unscrew the head, fill it with some warm water, screw the head, and hold it against you.

You can also give it your humanity so that it isn't hollow anymore, but that's something different and potentially dangerous.

>> No.13098791

>>13098769
So my dream of making a pooping fumo is alreay real?

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>>13098791
I'm now going to walk away slowly and come back when there'll be less weird shit going on.

Here, have a Keine. Now let me go.

>> No.13098833

>>13098801
>not wanting to massage your moonbitch's belly after a hard day of training, relaxing her cramped abs enough for the day's bulky poop to finally pass through
And you call yourself a lunarian lover.

>> No.13098840

>>13098833
You fucking rosbeef what are you saying? My waifu don't poop. She's perfect.

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>>13098723
>- you get a romance a real qt with long, white hair in a ponytail that talks in olde englishe and is totally adorable.
Sign me up.

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Bi-polar 2hu that can easily kill you... doesn't seem very promising.

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>>13098723
Feeble reasons, all.

- Meat and sex? You forgot alcohol and material wealth, too. But seeing as one of the buddhist deities (bishamonten) drinks and attracks treasure, you seem to be making a mountain out of a molehile. Letting desires control you is far worse than the occasional slip-up. If being able to enjoy these things without restraint is something you need, you've missed the enlightenment boat, good sir.
- Being stuck perpetually living the same existence has drawbacks short-sighted taoists cannot fathom, clearly. Maybe go have a word with Mokou about this one. On the other hand, reincarnation allows you to progress spiritually while ensuring your perpetual existence (in one form or another) and requires no effort as it is an integral part of any being's existence. All the perks, none the problems.
- Miyako is rotting, Seiga is an old hag, Futo is a loli, and Miko is a canon trap. You want a romance with any of that? Le lol, good sir. I admire your... oddly refined... tastes but I'll stick with the Myourenji on the whole romance point. (Also, Byakuren has bitchin' tits. Just saying...)

But yes. Let's all blind ourselves to the obvious truth and join taoism! Sex with an annoying loli and unending life? Why not!

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>>13088610

WHY

>> No.13098899

>>13098840
Everybody Poops.
Even lunarians.
That such pure creatures can contain such vile impurity is sure to be an embarassment she can never overcome. The slightest mention of any need to complete her biological functions is enough to instantly change the hue of her skin. Her constant attempts to hold in her poop only serve to heighten her shame during the act as she plugs her ears to try and hide the deep, wet thwack of constipated poop hitting the base of the toilet. They squat, you know. Only vulgar earthlings would do something as unnatural as sitting down to poo.
She is perfect.

>> No.13098922

>>13098891
>- Meat and sex? You forgot alcohol and material wealth, too. But seeing as one of the buddhist deities (bishamonten) drinks and attracks treasure, you seem to be making a mountain out of a molehile. Letting desires control you is far worse than the occasional slip-up. If being able to enjoy these things without restraint is something you need, you've missed the enlightenment boat, good sir.
If you need a religion to teach you what self-control is, you don't deserve to live. The difference is that Taoism won't threaten you with hell each time you let your desires run free. No, Taoism will let you fulfill your desire, until you learn to control by yourself.
It's better to know the taste of the flesh and be satisfied than to spend the rest of your miserable life yearning for it.
>- Being stuck perpetually living the same existence has drawbacks short-sighted taoists cannot fathom, clearly. Maybe go have a word with Mokou about this one. On the other hand, reincarnation allows you to progress spiritually while ensuring your perpetual existence (in one form or another) and requires no effort as it is an integral part of any being's existence. All the perks, none the problems.
Drawbacks? Which drawbacks? At least you get to keep your memories, your soul, what defines you as a human being. Reincarnation erases everything, and a huge step forward can be cancelled by your current incarnation's actions. You call that progress? Two steps forward, three steps backward?

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>- Miyako is rotting, Seiga is an old hag, Futo is a loli, and Miko is a canon trap. You want a romance with any of that? Le lol, good sir. I admire your... oddly refined... tastes but I'll stick with the Myourenji on the whole romance point. (Also, Byakuren has bitchin' tits. Just saying...)
>Le lol
Zip it, you're not French.
Also, I see you lusting for Byakuren's boobs. Have fun spending all your training drooling over her magnificent breasts, while never being able to touch them. I think it's called Tantalus Supplice, or something. Being allowed to see what you desire most, but not being allowed to touch it, to grope it, to pinch it, to lick it.
While you'll be lusting after the half-monsters from Myourenji, the tiger, the mouse, the ghost, the yamabiko, the cloud, I'll be over here hugging a perfectly cute loli. Because not everything has to be sexual, you sick fuck.

Have fun despairing over these boobs attached to a sadistic half-demon nun while I'll be caressing Futo's white ponytail.

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>>13098886
Were-Keine isn't a berserk monster. She gets a little more aggressive and unpredictable, but is still in control of herself.

>> No.13098969

>>13098960
>normal keine
>"I will protect the village with all my strength against the youkai!"
>Were-Keine
>"I WON'T LET YOU PUT A FINGER ON HER"

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>>13098969
Yeah, kinda like that.

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>>13098922
> Taoism will let you fulfill your desire, until you learn to control by yourself.
Which is why there's no crime, violence, or hate in this world. People work that way: if they're given the freedom to do as they please, they'll instinctively resist temptation. Alcoholics and drug addicts fulfill their desire and totally do learn to control them by themselves! These people don't ever go looking for outside help to control their demons.

No, taoism is just trying to wash its hands clean of any responsability here. If your path leads you to "yearn for the taste of [meat]", your path has taught you nothing in regards to self-control. And if you learn self-control through your own, personal means, your path has made no contribution in and of itself to your pursuit of enlightenment - it is a burden weighing down your progress and taking credit for your own efforts.

> Reincarnation erases everything, and a huge step forward can be cancelled by your current incarnation's actions. You call that progress?
People's entire lives can be ruined by a single misstep just as well.

Reincarnation is a spiritual progression. Your life is worthless in and of itself - it is how your experiences living it change you that matter. Saying that keeping your memories, your identity, your humanity is important implies you consider your current existence to be the best you can be.

Remember when you were an infant, shitting your diapers and depending on others to feed you and clean you? Do you think the same way now? Do you even have any clear memory of that time? No. Are you a better person for maturing and learning independance, and abandoning the frail, incapable existence you led as an infant?

Taoists are infants who never wish to grow up. Only, in a spiritual sense. You can denounce reincarnation all you want but you're just betraying a meaningless attachment to an equally meaningless existence...

May you find peace and enlightenment, friend.

>> No.13099005

May i ask from which Anime/Manga it is from?

>> No.13099023

>>13099005
Goo Gle Im Age Search: Great Technology From Outside

>> No.13099041

Since "keine" is also a common German word and I am sitting in Germany everything I tried to search led to nothing helpfull.

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>>13099003
>Which is why there's no crime, violence, or hate in this world. People work that way: if they're given the freedom to do as they please, they'll instinctively resist temptation. Alcoholics and drug addicts fulfill their desire and totally do learn to control them by themselves! These people don't ever go looking for outside help to control their demons.
That's because they're still childish. Buddhism is about holding people by their hand, dragging them to Nirvana, but thus frustrating them. Taoism is about growing by yourself, learning what desires you can let free and what desires you should keep in yourself.

Buddhism is shit, it's basically about locking your desires in you, until you have no more desires. In other words, until your desires, that define what you are, who you are, are destroyed.
Buddhism is basically about destroyed your self, your Id, in order to reach enlightenement. When you finally reach Nirvana, you're nothing but a zombie. You have no personality, no desire, no soul. You're just a husk, a hollow corpse that won't move because it has no motivation.


Remember when you were struggling to learn how to walk? Your parents held you hands, but in the end, you learned by yourself, and it changed your life. This is what Taoism is about, it's about discovering yourself, and discovering to love yourself.
Buddhism is just about scorning your weak self, and looking down on people that can't control their desires.

But desires are what motivate people to walk forward. Without the desire to discover, mankind would've never walked on the moon. Without the desire to communicate, Internet wouldn't exist. Without the desire to look at lolcats and wank, 4chan wouldn't exist.

Desires are what drives humanity forward. Casting aside your desires means giving up on yourself, rejecting what makes you human. Taoism is about learning what being human is, and transcending this.

>>13099041
Keine means no.

>> No.13099052

>>13098960
So... Bi-polar.

But not to the point of randomly killing you. Still leaves me worried.

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REMOVE BODDHIST IDOL
Thou art worst, Boddhist. Thou art doltish, Boddhist; thou are noisome, Boddhist! Return to India. To our Indian cousins, ye mayst come of our country; ye mayst live in Osaka!! Corea, we shall ne’er forgive thee. Hijiri, thou rascal! Zounds, but: I rebuke thee! Burning Boddhists stink of incense, egads, egads! Mine happy resurrection in Gensokyou was e'er the best day of my life.

Smell thee a whiff of burning Boddhist. TOJIKO, WE SHALL SEIZE THEE!! Forget ye not the battle of Shigisan! Paekche, we burned thy idol! Boddhisatvas, return to your precious India... burning Boddhists and idols reek so bad; verily, I can smell it! REMOVE BODDHIST IDOLS FROM YAMATO. Thou shalt get caught. The Nakatomi, the Mononobe, Crown Prince Shotoku, and the ten thousand Kami shall kill all Boddhists... and thou shalt not resurrect. The Crown Prince liveth with Taoism, the Crown Prince crafteth musical albums of Taoist teachings. Hark, the fast wrapping Taoist music of the Crown Prince!

We are rich and have gilded albums now because of the Crown Prince... thou art poor, pungent Boddhist... thou livest in a boat, aha, thou livest with Youkai! Taoism yet liveth and is the strongest faith in Gensokyou... rebuff the wicked vegetarian... rebuff the traitorous Tojiko, I switched the urn of thy remaining heir! The Crown Prince liveth and beareth mighty taoist Danmaku, and shall exterminate all the Boddhist youkai with wrapping-music Magic, and Taoism shall rule! Buffoon of Corea king Seong of Paekche hoodwinked Emperor Kinmei and kindled a cult; this cult grew and Boddhism took root. O faddish heresy of Corea, give thee back our land! We shall burn thee like the idols of thy avatars. Taoism remaineth greatest faith!

>> No.13099083

>>13099074
And I thought I could understand English...

>> No.13099096

It is if you ignore the names like TOJIKO,shigisan and so on completly understandable. But it shows that he is cornered

>> No.13099119
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>>13099043
> That's because they're still childish. Buddhism is about holding people by their hand [...] Taoism is about growing by yourself, learning what desires you can let free and what desires you should keep in yourself.
I suppose a child needs no parents.

> Remember when you were struggling to learn how to walk? Your parents held you hands, but in the end, you learned by yourself, and it changed your life
Actually, no. You didn't learn by yourself anymore than you learn physics by yourself through the study of other people's work. Look into feral children - they learn through their "parents". People don't learn to walk on their own, they need a guiding hand for that. What about the aforementioned alcoholics and drug addicts? Do they learn by themselves without any outside help? Is their lives better for it?

Taoism tries to get a free ride by leaving it up to the individual to reach enlightenment by themselves. But if this were possible, there would be no need of others' experiences to guide us.

Of course, the notion that the here and now is only a drop in the ocean of existence is alien to taoists. That's why you put such importance on immortality over reincarnation, on desires and accomplishments, and on the importance of lolcats and wanking. (Well, okay, maybe those last two have some worth...)

Of course, if your philosophy is so dissonant as to denouncing rejecting humanity and glorify transcending it in the next sentence, I'm not sure what more I can add. So here's some picture of Keine. She looks adorable and we all love her very much.

>> No.13099128

>>13098973
Does she get bustier too?

>> No.13099134

>>13099043
>Casting aside your desires means giving up on yourself, rejecting what makes you human

As if this were somehow a negative thing, or do you cherish the hunk of flesh you call a human body so much? That itself is inherently evil thing that would instinctively consume other beings, if not for survival, then just for pleasure, the endless torrent of hatred, lust and violence seeping from that thing would drive people insane.

The body that has been forged for millions of years for a single purpose of surviving at ANY cost, sings a terrifying song, and to that tune you will dance, it does not discriminate, it is against all life except itself, no matter what kind of thing it meets, it will exploit it without any discrimination whatsoever, if angels would fall out of the sky, it would be the first one to violate them, it is not merely like a beast, it IS the beast, and you will have to fight or submit to it until you die.

>> No.13099140

The other religious discussion was much better.
>>13058412

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>>13099119
You're strawmanning me here.
I'm not saying you should have no parents, I'm saying they should help you. As I already said, Buddhism isn't about a loving parent holding his baby's hand while the kid's learning to walk. Buddhism is more about putting a leash around the kid's neck and dragging it around, threatening it with hell each time the innocent kid fumbles.

>Taoism tries to get a free ride by leaving it up to the individual to reach enlightenment by themselves. But if this were possible, there would be no need of others' experiences to guide us.
Again, you pick only what helps your argumentation. Check out Miko's place. It's a dojo. It's not a temple like Myourenji where people are living, it's a dojo to "helps" with their training.
See where I'm getting at? Taoism is about helping people find their own way. Buddhism is about blindly repeating mantras like a moron. Have you saw Kyouko? She's the friendly yamabiko at the Myourenji's door. Sweeping while repeating things she does not understand, in hope that it will enlighten her.
Buddhism treats its acolytes like shit, making them do menial tasks while repeating things that don't make sense in order to break their will and train them to obey blindly.
Taoism is about letting students reflect, sometimes with the help of a proverb, about what life is about.

>Of course, the notion that the here and now is only a drop in the ocean of existence is alien to taoists. That's why you put such importance on immortality over reincarnation, on desires and accomplishments, and on the importance of lolcats and wanking. (Well, okay, maybe those last two have some worth...)
Not sure where you're getting at here, but you may have noticed that Taoists are influencials people. An influencial person blessed with long life could bring a lot to humanity. Just try to imagine how the world would be if Napoléon has been living for 500 years, how beautiful Europe would be.

>> No.13099215

>>13099119
>Of course, the notion that the here and now is only a drop in the ocean of existence is alien to taoists. That's why you put such importance on immortality over reincarnation, on desires and accomplishments, and on the importance of lolcats and wanking. (Well, okay, maybe those last two have some worth...)
Another reason Buddhists are shit is that, once a buddhist reaches true enlightening (something Hijiri hasn't reached), they usually go hermits, or go to Bhava-Agra and become celestials.
Meanwhile, Taoists that becomes immortal stay around us poor mortals to give us a hand and help mankind to progress.
In the end, the buddhists are the selfish assholes, and the Taoists are the real bro. Praise Tao.
>Of course, if your philosophy is so dissonant as to denouncing rejecting humanity and glorify transcending it in the next sentence, I'm not sure what more I can add.
Mmm. If you're confused, that probably means I misused the word transcending; it probably doesn't mean what I think it means. How annoying.

>>13099134
>As if this were somehow a negative thing, or do you cherish the hunk of flesh you call a human body so much? That itself is inherently evil thing that would instinctively consume other beings, if not for survival, then just for pleasure, the endless torrent of hatred, lust and violence seeping from that thing would drive people insane.
Do you blame the sword that pierces your heart, or the ruthless man holding it? Bodies are only what you order them to be. Moderation is essential in everything, and giving up to your lust only means that you'll shorten your lifetime.
Taoism means learning moderation. Buddhism means erasing your desire and becoming a hollow.

>> No.13099246

Also, I would be extremely surprised if it was really what Taoism is about.

>> No.13099248

Why did a thread about Keine turn into Buddhism vs Taoism

>> No.13099250

>>13099248
It's all because of >>13098281.

>> No.13099255

stop trying to rebuild the great wall of china, this is /jp/ lol

>> No.13099289

>>13099215
>Bodies are only what you order them to be
Not at all, the body is not like a sword or armor, though it can be used like that, but it is more like a monkey that is constantly hitting you with a stick, agonizing and making you behave as it wishes trough discomfort, or rewarding if you obey. Very few inviduals have most of the control of the body and can call it a tool, for the rest of us, it is mixture of obedience and self control, but unfortunately for most people the rewards seem too good, and punishment too terrible, so they give their will to the machine.

Give 10% of your will, or 30%? Wheret is the line? Give anything and you are but partly slave, give nothing and you are you and only you, and everything that you do, is of your own will, nothing more or less.

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>>13099289
Are you saying that stabbing people make you feel good, Anon?

>> No.13099314

>>13099301
No ad hominem, please, that's just low

>> No.13099317

>>13099248
People can't stop replying to the uddick shitposter.

>> No.13099331

>>13099314
I dunno mate, you're quoting me precisely after I talk of swords, and you talk about endomorphin and various pheromons, so naturally I put 2 and 2 together.

>>13099317
Yeah, my uddick's pretty good.

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>> No.13099475

>>13099331
At least read the poop story.

>> No.13099497

>>13099475
HAHAHAHA no. No fucking way. Instead, I'm going to add another paragraphe to the uddick's chronicles.

>> No.13099546

>tfw filtering a trip still shows his name
Literally pointless.

>> No.13099652

>>13099497
>>13099331
tfw a taoist troll shows his true colors...

>> No.13099695

her hat looks like a building.

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>>13099652
>disagreeing with the majority makes me a troll
I miss the good old times when "troll" actually meant something and wasn't a buzzword used by kids to talk about someone who happens to not share their idiotic opinion and doesn't constantly compliments the current fad.

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No fighting in the classroom!

>> No.13101949

>>13101940
I wonder how many kids are fantaisizing on Keine as they're growing up.

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>>13101949
Keine is a scary teacher!

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Which Keine would you date?
Regular or Hakutaku?

>> No.13101979

Keine is actually best Touhou, as she would help you out and defend you against disgusting Youkai if you went to Gensokyo

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le pls don't shitpost girl

>> No.13101985

Why is her hair often portrayed as half white, half blue rather than all blue

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>>13101985
I don't know

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>>13101955
Keine get harassed by hatemail.

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>>13102011

>> No.13102434

>>13101993
Is Keine the least changed when it comes to original art and fanart character design?

>> No.13102456

>>13102434
The designs stays mostly the same. Her ability, however, are shitted on, with her being able to turn into a hakutaku at will.

>> No.13102839

>>13102456
She is cuter in green, though

>> No.13103043
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I really like the bow on Keine's horn

super cute

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>>13101978
Blue is best, but green is good. If you want Keine to really like you, you need to accept both!

>>13101949
Lots. She's really pretty.

>> No.13106737

I wish Keine-sensei would teach me math. Maybe I would understand it then

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>> No.13107535

>>13103080
bukkake edit?

>> No.13107540

>>13107535
Don't lewd my pure touhous

>> No.13107717

Is Yumemi a better teacher than Keine?

>> No.13107905

>>13107540
Request a non lewd edit.

>> No.13107917

>>13107717
No.
Yumemi can't keep the kids in line, she would be bullied.

>> No.13107962

>>13107917
She would beat the kids

>> No.13108516

>>13107962
Yumemi? Beating the kids?
I like spanking fanfictions, but this is just unbelievable. Why having Reimu drinking tea before beating today's villain into the ground?
No, Yumemi would try to bribe them, and she would be loved by the kids, but not respected.

>> No.13108518

>>13108516
Why not having Reimu drink tea, I meant.

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>>13107917
Yumemi's a university professor, she's probably not used to teaching students who haven't worked very hard to get to her classes. Her biggest problem is probably over-eager students trying to waster her time and ask for her advice on silly theories.

>> No.13108525

>>13108522
Didn't she get fired

>> No.13108526

>>13108522
And to try to impress the cute red-haired teacher with their knowledge.

>> No.13108530

>>13108525
Okay, fine. She WAS a university professor. I'm not sure if she got fired though, or just laughed into early retirement.

>> No.13108533

>>13108530
Doesn't change anything to your post. She's still used to a class of hard-working kids. Not kindergartener and school kids.

>> No.13108607

>>13107917
Yumemi is the cool sub who fucks the rules and tells cool stories to the class.

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What does Keine's tail feel like?

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>> No.13110879

>>13108607
She would teach them magic in math class

>> No.13113899

>>13110742
full of fleas.

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>>13110742
It's a mystery. Touching is not allowed.

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>>13110742
>>13113913
I'd bring it home.

>> No.13114082

Green Keine is good Keine

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>>13114082
Blue Keine is also good Keine.

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>>13114065
!?

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>> No.13117906

>>13117560
Dating with Keine!

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Keine is a cool teacher!

>> No.13127922

>>13121948
Wow, Keine is very cute!

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keine is ____!

>> No.13130106

>>13129884
banned!

>> No.13130117

>>13129884
nice hips

>> No.13130124

>>13129884

Arrested for public indecency!

>> No.13130409

>>13130106
>>13130117
>>13130124
Why is /jp/ sfw when none of us have jobs?

>> No.13130520

>>13130409

I have a job!

>> No.13130690

>>13130520
normie begone

>> No.13130700

>>13130690

W-what if it's a really weird job, like writing scripts for h-games or something like that, huh?!

>> No.13130963

>>13130700
no

>> No.13133662

I want to pat the Keine!

>> No.13134193

>>13133662
Lewd.

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>> No.13140621

>>13101955
Yes.

>> No.13143700

>>13140621
No.

>> No.13144918

>>13143700
Maybe.

>> No.13144922

>>13144918
I don't know.

>> No.13145032

>>13144922
Can you repeat the question?

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>>13135494
I will never get tired of this artist.

>> No.13145933

>>13145076
Sag?

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>>13145933
Yeah.

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