Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:17:57 No.13064477 [Reply] [Original]

"Hey, kid...follow me..."
Do you go into an alleyway with the innocent Grapesnake? Yes.

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates:
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:19:21 No.13064479 File: 197 KB, 533x800, Nin Nin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good going.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:20:18 No.13064485 File: 386 KB, 905x1280, 30f34ee0c0c383006c0dd9c34149a789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"What do you mean my seal slipped off..."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:21:19 No.13064487 File: 250 KB, 578x900, 217fd85f5b06e05af132df64e7ce8e21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mice are olev. Also, MH4U is being a huge distraction so last chapter of Yetinburg may take a while. Forgive me for my weakness.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:22:55 No.13064493 File: 789 KB, 792x1000, 1422174702511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kurohebi

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:22:59 No.13064494 >>13064485 >that tongue I wanna bite it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:23:24 No.13064496 >>13064477 Condense your threads and use the catalogue, thank you. >>13062910

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:23:30 No.13064497 File: 353 KB, 1200x1852, 47.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for mermaid waifu and daughteru

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:23:44 No.13064499 >>13064487 Thanks for the update. Write when you feel inspired to so it doesn't seem forced.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:24:08 No.13064503 File: 206 KB, 850x811, artguideshirohebi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13064493 Shirohebi

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:24:45 No.13064505 >>13064497 >Raising another man's progeny NTR a shit.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:27:06 No.13064510 >>13064505 He doesn't have dick, anon, what other choice he has?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:28:57 No.13064515 File: 1.67 MB, 1181x1748, 1424156150015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to rub my dick along a loli Vampire's spine and cum between her shoulderblades, where it's most difficult for her to reach it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:29:16 No.13064516 >>13064510 He could've impregnated her himself before losing his dick, hm? And even so, will he be so alright with it when his wife gets pregnant again, even when they never talked about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:32:01 No.13064524 >>13064496 That's a thread a troll started. We'd appreciate it being deleted.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:32:02 No.13064525
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>>13064477

Next time link a non-ELH/LDR Master List. Lest pic-related happen again.

If there isn't such a thing, just put all the links into an anonymously submitted pastebin and use that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:33:10 No.13064529 >>13064525 Hey, I took LDR's blog link out at least? Mostly because it kept getting flagged as spam and was too much of a bother to deal with.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:35:34 No.13064534 >>13064516 But it's not only his waifu getting pregnant again. Kind faceless man is going to breed his daughteru too. I'm mean he already did it in the end of the doujin

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:37:10 No.13064540

>>13064497
>>13064510
What the hell even happens in this comic anyway? I know it's NTR a shit, but how bad is it?

>Find comic
>Flip to the end
>Daughteru and Waifu both agree that the cuck is a dickless faggot who can't even pleasure them with it's mouth
>Take daughteru to get fucked and impregnated by her actual fatheru
>Make the cuck watch that too

Cuckolds are just...the strangest people.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:38:17 No.13064546
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It's time to embrace the future! Why risk yourself to rapist thugs on the streets, barbarous poisoners, and the insecure poverty of Monstergirl City when there's a better alternative? Human men are now welcome to come to Serendipity, a model city created by Tanukicorp. There you will be given a chance to live a safe and financially stable life a superior wife free from the intrusions of unwanted monsters. In Serendipity you're literally 10000% less likely to be raped by a manticore than elsewhere. Sign on today!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:38:35 No.13064547 >>13064534 >>13064540 Right, yeah... This isn't a guy with a waifu and a daughteru. This is a comic from the perspective of an eunch cuck who (Barely) orally pleasures a faceless fat man's growing incest-harem.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:38:38 No.13064548 >>13064540 >Take daughteru to get fucked and impregnated by her actual fatheru Fuck, it's the best part I wish Otomedori had this scene too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:39:54 No.13064550 >>13064546 Jews a shit Remove jewnuki

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:40:47 No.13064553

>>13064546
This feels like it'll be a compound where we'll work to the sounds of the great leader talking about how great the city will be once our work has paid off, and how while there is no pay now everyone will get cars made of gold after. Where every tanuki has ten men, and talking while working the fields is forbidden.
But I'm probably just being paranoid and bigoted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:41:03 No.13064556 >>13064529 Progress of a sorts. You know what let me just make an anon paste to use in the future. Try this out next time: http://pastebin.com/yPKjKJy9 Sure it won't be updated but it's drama free!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:41:20 No.13064558 File: 289 KB, 1876x764, Horse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do some people even want a Centaur waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:42:30 No.13064565 >>13064556 >Sure it won't be updated The daily updates were the best thing to happen to MGG apart from moving to /jp/. Fuck those drama queens.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:42:53 No.13064568 >>13064558 Barn smell, horse fisting, and the only people that want centaurs like nightmares from what I can recall.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:43:10 No.13064569 >>13064487 MOUSE BUTT!

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:43:10 No.13064570
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Anon, if you would, your reasons for getting, or not getting it on with each of these ladies.

Alice: Sure, why not? Monster Lord. If she deems me worthy I must be, right? And aren't they supposed to be able to deliver the highest of pleasure, or something?

Granberia: Yes. She may seem harsh, but she cares. She'll help you get /fit/. She doesn't seem to kill indiscriminately, and if she's as cute as the Setouchi doujin, that's a bonus.

Alma Elma: Ahahahah, no. While I like her whimsical, carefree attitude, she's too kill-happy. It doesn't matter if she's the Queen of Succubi. She's a succubus, and thus will never give a shit about anyone but herself. I don't want to be killed.

Tamamo: Yes. While I dislike the loli form, I know she has the adult form, and it sounds like she can really drain your balls. And she has the playful, predatory demeanor like Alma Elma, but without the killing urges. She'll keep you alive, make you hers.

Erubetie: No. As appealing as slime girls are, this girl's just got some straight up mental issues. Even if you can convince her to not kill you, she's still the MG equivalent of, "Don't stick your dick in crazy." Nothing good will come of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:43:13 No.13064571 >>13064558 Every girl is different anon. The girl in that picture? Pretty shit. A Nightmare? They're generally cuties.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:44:45 No.13064575 >>13064570 I'd take Erubite. She wants to discuss the possibilities of sticky coexistence.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:44:50 No.13064577 >>13064556 >>13064529 Bah fuck. I miscopied LDR's blog and forgot manga stuff. Ignore that one. Use this: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:45:22 No.13064578 >>13064546 Yeah, no. I'm just gonna take the opportunity to move back to a human city thanks. Maybe I'll go back to Seattle. Hell, Detroit would be a better place to live than New Wonderland. This town is fucking Banana Shoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:45:32 No.13064579 File: 1.24 MB, 1040x5956, The pasteman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The whole lack of communication and updates that would occur with no daily blog There is only one movie to express this feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:47:29 No.13064583 >>13064579 >Anubis or Dragon Why the fuck am I there?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:47:36 No.13064584 >>13064570 >While I dislike the loli form Confirmed for faggot Stopped reading right there

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:48:26 No.13064586 >>13064579 These are fucking great. But I'm still not on it. I'll try harder to become a staple of these threads. Somehow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:48:35 No.13064587 >>13064583 But Anubis-san. You're an e-celebrity now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:49:23 No.13064591 >>13064584 Confirmed for pedo. See how easy this is?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:50:26 No.13064594 >>13064587 That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:50:30 No.13064595 >>13064579 >Hey I like NTR gangbangs sloppy seventy-seconds

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:50:53 No.13064598 >>13064591 Yes. You two can stop shitting all over the thread right now though. We don't need that now. We need more Spaceworms and Lanternon's paladins.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:51:18 No.13064600

>>13064570
Alice: No. My pelvis would not survive. Unless we're assuming I've got the longevity of a hentai protagonist, in which case yes.

Granberia: Oh hell yes, she's /fit/, she could
help me get /fit/, and she's fucking adorable. 10/10, would protect her smile.

Alma Elma: Alma Elma a shit. No.

Tamamo: Yes, but only in her adult form. I don't feel comfortable sticking my dick in her loli form even though I know she isn't actually young. She's got a playful teasing attitude and the advantage of fluffy tails.

Erubetie: Erubetie during the game? No. Postgame Erubetie who's working towards co-existence and better living conditions for slimes without killing humans? Hell the fuck yes. Slimes being capable of becoming one woman reverse-gangbang + That whispered voice = Infinite boners.
It's late and I'm bored, could you tell?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:52:04 No.13064602 >>13064583 People who repeat the same thing for a lot of threads in a row tend to get included. That's why these are like little windows into moments of thread history.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:52:54 No.13064603 File: 610 KB, 827x676, Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:53:08 No.13064607 >>13064579 >still not in these Damn it. I'll try harder, I promise!

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:53:17 No.13064608
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>>13064570
> Alice
Reprehensible personality, just keeps up the sarcastic bullying even after marriage. It is beyond me why she was the main girl or why anyone would ever waifu her. Nice tits though.

> Granberia
Has body dysmorphia issues as her weight fluctuates wildly between brick shithouse and 12-year-old boy on alternate weeks. Not sure I want to stick my dick in that sort of crazy. 10/10 handies though.

> Alma
Likes vore, murder, and murdervore too much for me to ever be comfortable around her. Sexy voice makes up for it a bit.

> Tamamo
Loli a shit, and I don't much like her No Mae form either. Generally sort of middle-of-the-road bland. No dealbreaker downsides, but nothing super appealing either

> Erubite
I too like slime girls, but I too am concerned by her propensity to kill all humans. And then even when she's not killing all humans, she does that split-into-50-copies-reverse-gangbang thing that takes the nascent beginnings of one-on-one intimacy and flushes it down the shitter. Nope.gif

> Radio drain lab
YES YES YES

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:53:46 No.13064610 >>13064603 Cerea is fucking adorable. Look at how little she understands her own reproductive systems.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:54:30 No.13064612 >>13064607 We need to come up with a shtick man, we need to come up with a shtick!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:54:56 No.13064614 >>13064570 >>13064600 >>13064608 >loli a shit Suit yourselves, shitlords. I'm taking Loli Tamamo home with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:55:35 No.13064618 >>13064608 >Activate glans mode?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:55:41 No.13064619 >>13064602 >People who repeat the same thing for a lot of threads Well...that is me I do suppose.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:56:26 No.13064622 >>13064612 So far my strengths seem to include loving smut and qt couples doing qt couple things.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:56:31 No.13064624 >>13064619 I got into these by begging .less for Brawny Lamia and staring at him.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:57:56 No.13064627 >>13064586 I too secretly yearn for e-celebrity And then hate myself for being an attention-seeking faggot It's a Catch-22 situation You want it, but you can't get it without becoming something you despise Together we can overcome our problems, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:58:25 No.13064628 >>13064619 Glad I don't do that anymore I wonder if anyone remembers my "Yandere a shit" rants.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:58:28 No.13064629 >>13064579 >mfw I'm sufferingfag woman w0t

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 04:59:34 No.13064632 >>13064627 I'm already one, but I've faded away. I need to get back in the game! As long as it isn't by doing the Daddy-O Alp every thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:00:42 No.13064635 How popular would House-Husband porn be in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:00:55 No.13064636 >>13064579 You know what would work? That scene from The Road where Viggo Mortensen goes into the room where the cannibals keep their stock, with Viggo being a visitor to the EMG threads on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:01:26 No.13064637 >>13064628 I cannot help but repeat my tastes whenever it is applicable to do so. Anubis a Best Waifu. I find Dragons unendingly fantastic. And Nightmares are cute too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:02:15 No.13064638 >>13064635 >Stepford Husbands

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:03:17 No.13064642

>>13064635
>MG waifu comes home from work
>husbando walks in from the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron
>"Welcome home, honey. What would you like for dinner?"
>waifu pounces husbando and rapes him on the spot without a word

I'm feel the formula would work something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:03:44 No.13064645 >>13064637 >Anubis >Dragons >Nightmares You have good taste anon. I'm a Hellhound kinda guy myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:04:46 No.13064648 >>13064637 I'm sorry to state this, anon, but your tastes are mediocre

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:05:53 No.13064650 >>13064645 He is the Dragonslut. He will lay the great dragon in the prophecies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:05:56 No.13064651 >>13064648 What a villain you are, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:08:18 No.13064657 >>13064645 I like Abominations.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:08:22 No.13064658 >>13064642 And now I'm wondering if there would be a crowd for POV loving relationship simulators. Nothing sexual happens other than loving kisses on the cheek, cuddling, and handholding.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:08:26 No.13064659 File: 139 KB, 1200x900, 1400134870980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pomf >"W-what are we going to do in the dungeon?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:08:47 No.13064661 >>13064645 >Hellhound Thanks anon, you've excellent taste too. Hellhound's definitely up there imo >>13064648 You fiend! >>13064650 ...thanks?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:09:29 No.13064664 >>13064658 I bet there would be a market for it in real life.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:09:33 No.13064666

>>13064635
>househusband is at home cooking dinner for his working waifu
>suddenly lewd plumbergirl/postwomen/deliverygirl comes
>they seduce the poor husband and impregnate themselves with his daughterus
>"you are such a slut, impregnating other girls while your waifu is working her ass off to provide you with food and house"
>"pls no, my slutty dick can't stop cumming"
>"bye bye, anon, I'm going to come back tomorrow with my friends. They also want to get a shot of your yummy cum in their fertile wombs. You better not close your door or I will post these lewd pics with your erect dick online"
Muh dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:09:42 No.13064667 File: 449 KB, 540x720, Ara Ara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How much chocolate did your waifu receive on V day?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:10:01 No.13064671 The guy who told Alp to fix the passive tenses in his writing wouldn't happen to be here now would he?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:10:21 No.13064673 >>13064659 I'm going to hold the shit out of your hands while cuddling you. Maybe kiss your cheeks a bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:10:52 No.13064675 >>13064671 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:12:20 No.13064684 >>13064667 Oh, you know. Just enough to show her how much I love her. She thinks I'm trying to fatten her up though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:12:22 No.13064685 >>13064666 And then the wife and her friends put on Bane masks and get some payback. >>13064675 You ruined me. I've been unable to finish a single line of prose because I'm scared. Scared of disappointing you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:14:21 No.13064690 >>13064685 Man up, Alp. I know the irony of those words but it needs to be said.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:16:21 No.13064695
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I want to fuck this girl's lewd, dripping with cum pussy that I filled up myself over the last five hours like a slimy onehole. Her eye would be glazed over and her face would twitch from all the creampie orgasms she's had.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:16:39 No.13064698

>>13064690
But if I keep writing and then fuck it all up again I'll come off as an asshole who asks for advice and then doesn't follow it because he's too good for it.
I could totally get out a threesome with a Slime and an Undine today if I wasn't worried about this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:17:25 No.13064700 >>13064635 Amazon pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:19:39 No.13064707 >>13064698 I knew this would happen. Why did I tell you not to adversely affect your writing? You sound like you're inspired to write but are too afraid of one guy's opinion. Get back in the groove, friend.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:20:28 No.13064713 >>13064698 Write it out first however it comes out and then edit it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:20:55 No.13064714 >>13064707 *to let it adversely. Sorry I just woke up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:21:57 No.13064716 >>13064713 >edit it But that would require me to actually read my own stuff. I'm insecure enough without that. >>13064714 I'll just write it and if it keeps sucking you guys can just stop reading it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:23:22 No.13064723 File: 421 KB, 799x2834, c9NZa5P.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13064698 I'm not an evil guy friend. I'm not out to get you. Just offered some solid advice when you asked for it. Whether you follow it is up to you.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:23:26 No.13064724

>>13064698
As a fellow writefag, I understand your problem. It sucks being told you did something wrong while doing something you love to do. But you just have to improve upon your past works and edit what needs to be edited.

Try what >>13064713 said and see how it goes. The only one stopping you from writing is yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:23:58 No.13064725 >>13064716 >not reading your own stuff and then cutting a finger off for each time you consider destroying your computer and scourging the internet of all traces of its existence btw I'm typing this with my pinky

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:25:35 No.13064727 >>13064723 I never claimed you were. The point is that I asked for advice and if I'm going to ignore it why the hell did I ask for it in the first place? It's not right to bother people like this for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:26:14 No.13064728 >>13064716 Oh but I will read it and you can't stop me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:26:44 No.13064731 File: 145 KB, 954x822, 1382206705615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not wanting to fuck tiny tamamo's tight twat

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:27:39 No.13064732 >>13064728 Yes I can. I'll write it, but I won't post it. Muahahahaha! ... I'm going to go away now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:28:32 No.13064733 >>13064727 Well, knowing is better than not knowing, whatever you do. Just being aware of problems is a step forward whether you can address them now or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:29:08 No.13064735 >>13064716 Editing is the most vital part of writing, aside from actually writing something down. And no, looking for grammar and proofreading is not editing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:29:25 No.13064736 >>13064732 You evil bastard. That's worse than posting it and deleting it. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:30:49 No.13064738 >>13064570 Would Alice eventually become as huge as her mother? Because I'm not sure how I'd manage that when her tits are bigger than me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:31:13 No.13064739 >>13064738 Missionary position.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:35:55 No.13064745
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>"Servant? Come hither, I wish to speak with you."

>"Yes, it's about that Anubis Girl, you know who I speak of, you haven't been conversing with her, have you Anon? I hear she's been doing silly things, telling men to help her serve the Pharaoh, saying she's the one true queen of the land, you know better than to entertain her thoughts, do you not? Am I not your only goddess, for now and ever?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:36:38 No.13064747 >>13064745 If she's in the Desert, why isn't she tanned?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:37:35 No.13064751 >>13064747 She's nocturnal.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:37:43 No.13064753 >>13064738 What's wrong with being engulfed by huge snake tits?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:39:35 No.13064757

>>13064745
>Dragon vs. Anubis
Ah yes, and here we enter my nightmares...

>tfw you'll never faithfully serve as a Dragon Mistress' Loyal Butler
>Alongside an equally loyal Anubis Head Maid
It's a silly fantasy, but I can't help but like it.

In the end though, if I were already serving a Dragon before I ever met an Anubis, I would not stray from worship of such a Goddess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:41:05 No.13064764 >>13064757 >Dragon Lady and her Anubis Head Maid and Human Boy Butler

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:44:02 No.13064773 >>13064764 Yes. This is my penultimate Monster Girl Fantasy.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:44:04 No.13064774

so, with the whole drama from the previous thread i have a few doubts, do we still like anybody?, did we even liked elh and ldr from the start?, is the blog going to keep updating or is that over? will goku be able the defeat freeza before namek explodes?

on an unrelated note, we need madhatter writefagging, theres none, even matango are important characters in some stories but her much superior upgrade is not even mentioned in anything

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:44:08 No.13064775 >>13064635 Humanboys gone wild

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:45:18 No.13064777 >>13064774 We hate everyone including ourselves. Especially ourselves. But we like monstergirls, so keep writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:45:45 No.13064779 >>13064773 I like you. N-no Alp. >>13064774 >Mad Hatter I've been wondering about this before. I'd love to do some.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:45:50 No.13064780 >>13064727 Don't be such an alp

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:46:18 No.13064782 >>13064739 >>13064753 Well I was more thinking size down there. I'm usually pretty secure about it but I think I'd be a bit overconfident if I said it was big enough for a 50m snakegirl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:46:21 No.13064783 >>13064774 Good point if even Matango gets more attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:50:03 No.13064790 >>13064782 Her vagina is will always be PERFECT for your cock, that's her Monster magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:53:11 No.13064799 >>13064782 Bah! Pay it no mind. This is the Monster Lord we're talking about here, be it Alipheese the 15th or the 16th. They can pretty much manipulate their vagina however they want, regardless of the size of their mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:54:19 No.13064801 >>13064799 >>13064790 On the other side of things, your cock can also grow to accommodate her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:56:20 No.13064804 >>13064774 What happened? I've been away from these threads for the past week or so.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:56:53 No.13064807 >>13064804 Check the archives. We should focus on monster girls in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 05:58:43 No.13064809 File: 312 KB, 800x1000, Anubis Maid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13064779 No Alp, most assuredly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:00:19 No.13064813 >>13064809 Ma-Maybe a little Alp

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:01:39 No.13064814 >>13064813 You're not me, fool.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:03:00 No.13064818 >>13064814 Well no, but I can be whatever you want me to be baby

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:04:08 No.13064822 http://i.imgur.com/6qHLLMb.jpg >TFW the danger of owning werecats in MGC

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:05:21 No.13064824
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I believe some classic folktales are in order.

>There once was a farmer who lived in the countryside next to a river.
>On his land, he grew several vegetables, such as cucumbers, corn, and the like.
>At the end of every month, he would thank the land that produced his crops by sending the best cucumber in his harvest adrift in the river.
>The kappas would thank the farmer for his generous gift by offering him wine, fish, and other such delicacies.
>However, a local fisherman heard about this story, and in his greed attempted to invoke the ritual for himself.

>A month went by, and on that very day, before the kind farmer performed his monthly ritual, the fisherman got out to the river on his boat, and offered the kappas a gift of his own.
>No more than five minutes passed before a kappa appeared before the fisherman, angry at the gift bestowed upon her.
>“Is this supposed to be a joke!?” the kappa shouted in anger at the fisherman.
>The fisherman was confused at first, but was nonetheless resolute in his desire, and said, “I have given you your gift, and I demand compensation.”
>In disgust, the kappa threw the gift given to her back at the fisherman. It was large, grotesque, slimy and squishy as it squirmed on the ground.

>It was a sea cucumber.

>The fisherman looked at the kappa with a condescending look.
>"Well," he began,
>"I suppose Kappas are very picky about their cucumbers."
>Angry at his insult, the kappa then dragged the greedy fisherman underwater, where he was never seen again.

>Until five days later, where he was seen floating in the same river.
>Dead.
>Naked.
>With an anal contusion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:05:47 No.13064826 >>13064818 I want you to be a monster truck with a three foot chrome dildo as a hood ornament.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:09:05 No.13064834 File: 361 KB, 1000x2847, Master Lister.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13064804 Things happened anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:10:20 No.13064839 Is it wrong that I want a story about a Pharaoh helping lower-class Undead girls become the Wights, Liches and Pharaohs she knows they can be?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:10:46 No.13064840 >>13064834 I knew this one was coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:12:58 No.13064845 >>13064834 Oh, so contentious things happening with the blog and the master list, then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:13:08 No.13064846 >>13064839 I like this idea.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:14:19 No.13064850

>>13064834
I'm an idiot so I don't understand all this here high-handed thred polotiks. I'm just happy some one cares enough to post when I update my mediocre writefaggotry. So I think that they're both pretty damn cool, and wish they'd just get along. It detracts from the threads otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:17:12 No.13064853 >>13064850 Same...it's like watching divorced parents fight when you want them to make up again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:19:32 No.13064855 >>13064834 The others up to this point have been neutral. This one isn't. So here's your obligatory "Fuck Off" for trying to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:19:50 No.13064857 >>13064853 Soon there'll be a new masterbin, who smells of alcohol and hits me whenever I take too long to write more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:20:56 No.13064858 >>13064853 >>13064857 Ahahaha Faggots

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:22:14 No.13064861 Short, and not very sweet. Starting at line 53, we have a man, an Undine and a Slime. http://pastebin.com/j1JGTppa

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:23:48 No.13064864 >>13064804 See the following and ignore everything else: >>13064525 >>13064579

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:24:16 No.13064865 File: 402 KB, 800x883, 1393190123359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13064861 Sorry it isn't longer or smuttier. I just can't into this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:28:00 No.13064871 >>13064864 Well, I still don't know who started the drama, or the specifics of it, but maybe that's for the best. >>13064865 Damn, that looks comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:31:43 No.13064877 >>13064871 >Damn, that looks comfy. Even if one has a slime dick up your passage?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:31:54 No.13064878
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>>13064846
>Pharaoh high school prez sees a lone Zombie crying behind a tree in a hidden away corner on the campus
>Standing tall in front of her, she asks her rather tersely, "You...stand up."
>The Zombie gets up, trying to wipe the tears away from her still watery eyes
>"Why are you crying," the Pharaoh asks
>She says nothing but looks down at her small, red bag with sweets inside
>With a love note attached to it from her
>The Pharaoh sees the bag, nodding on understanding
>"I see," she says, "The one you loved rejected you..."
>The Zombie purses her lips as she feels the tears start again
"He told his friends...I--I smelled like dead pig."
>The Pharaoh's expression hardly changes as she sees the undead girl crying again
>Soon enough, she grabs the girl's hand, and begins walking with her from out of the hidden nook
>"Come with me," she says, dragging the Zombie girl behind her
"Wh...where are you taking me?"
>"You, my friend," the Pharaoh begins, turning her head to see her, "...are in need of a transformation."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:32:51 No.13064879 >>13064877 Not him but I'd like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:33:02 No.13064880 >>13064877 I'm not sure that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:34:57 No.13064882 >>13064782 Spelunking equipment and holding your breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:37:56 No.13064887 >>13064882 >holding your breath >not taking in an oxygen tank It's like you're not going to let her finish.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:39:39 No.13064888

>>13064877
If a slimegirl tried that with no warning, I'd probably freak my shit, in both the metaphorical and literal sense.
The only time I'd ever let that happen was if the slimegirl kept it at body temperature, and as liquid as possible.

>>13064887
I'm now reminded of that one scene from Pacific Rim, except with breasts. It's a complicated feeling.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:40:40 No.13064891
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>>13064861
You kinda jump into the sex scene without doing any build-up, I think. It's all sorta chaste and adventure-quest orientated and then suddenly Paul's raping an undine.

My suggestion for improvement is to sort of have a sexy undercurrent you get it? Current? 'Cos they're water-monsters. Ahahaha-eh... building up before it gets to actual sexy times. Maybe tease the reader by having Melody try to seduce Paul when they first meet, rather than try to water-blast him. And put in more description about "her slick, slimy blue breasts, heaving like the ocean as she gulped down surprised breaths. As she flexed her strange, webbed hands uncertainly, Paul couldn't help wonder how they'd feel gripping him intimately...", etc, etc. That way I'd be ready and eager for sexy times, as opposed to being more surprised than aroused at the sudden rapey volt-farce.

Hope that was useful rather than dickish critique, I'll keep reading if there's more anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:45:07 No.13064897 >>13064871 >Well, I still don't know who started the drama, or the specifics of it And you never will. That's the way this stuff works. Just try to ignore it and follow both lists until shit works itself out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:47:18 No.13064899 >>13064897 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:47:43 No.13064901 >>13064878 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHPgco6GQk8

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:49:15 No.13064906

>>13064891
I didn't ask for any, dammit.
>more surprised than aroused
I already know I can't into sex scenes, hence why I made into a comedy instead of trying too hard.
Now please stop telling me to rewrite it because then I'll just delete it all and think I'll fix it later and then I won't and then everybody gets mad at me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:49:56 No.13064910 >>13064824 I miss Folktale Wurms. Did anyone ever pastebin them?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:50:34 No.13064911 >>13064906 Someone dick this Alp until it has confidence already.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:52:08 No.13064915 >>13064911 >it Go float a boat, Georgie.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:57:46 No.13064918
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>>13064906
Sorry Alp, I didn't mean "Go rewrite it", I meant "Maybe bear X Y and Z in mind for next chapter". You actually put words down on a page, which is better than I've been able to do for the past... month.

Now I do feel like a dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:59:49 No.13064922 >>13064918 Don't. If it makes you feel any better, they'll have to have sex again because Paul needs to make a connection with the Undine for elemental-magic reasons and that connection wasn't made when there was Slime between them.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 06:59:51 No.13064923
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So I've been playing a ton of MH4U and was wondering if anyone wrote or drew any "Monster Girl Hunter" stuff. I remember a silly greentext about a guy knocking out a Ryu and taking her reverse scale.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:00:07 No.13064924 >>13064888 >I'm now reminded of that one scene from Pacific Rim, except with breasts. It's a complicated feeling. I don't think they were talking about her cleavage, anon...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:01:15 No.13064927 File: 202 KB, 1233x1418, 1411974798535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13064923 We have drawings.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:02:05 No.13064929 There is literally nothing wrong with being an Alp

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:03:04 No.13064931
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>>13064924
Oh. Well, I'm going to continue thinking about cleavage anyway.

>>13064923
After a series of strange, mid-hunt musings with a friend of mine, I've come to the conclusion that a Lagombi girl would have the greatest, softest, fluffiest thighs in the world.

A zinogre girl would be pretty neat, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:03:13 No.13064932 >>13063946 I guess that's the best way to put it. Can't find the enthusiasm to write and doing prose is much harder than greentexts. Moreover, I'm pretty sure people were getting upset at me for flooding the thread. Maybe I'll get back into it soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:03:41 No.13064933 >>13064922 >that connection wasn't made when there was Slime between them. ...Did Alp write a slime condom story? Holy shit. Add an onahole Fairy into the mix next time!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:05:01 No.13064935 >>13064933 Fairies don't belong in the desert, anon. There will be ruins ruled by Girtablilus, Khepri swarms and Salamanders in the story, though. And the story is here>>13064861

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:05:45 No.13064937 >>13064932 >I'm pretty sure people were getting upset at me for flooding the thread. Yeah, I figured you were a 100% gaylord and skipped all of them. Some people seemed to like you though, so continue with pastebins if you feel like writing again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:10:20 No.13064944 >>13064929 Who ever said there was?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:11:25 No.13064948 >>13064918 You're a procrastinating writer, eh? If a common, cum-guzzling Alp can do it, why can't you?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:13:24 No.13064952

>>13064603
This page made me never want to betray Cerea like that asshole Hound.
Because she wants a baby 2X more than Miia and 2.5X more than Mero who wants to murder Darling for said Children.
Suu, Papi and Ranch Dressing don't even want kids yet.
Meanwhile Cerea wants the B SUPER BAD, that's why I love her, she wants to be a Family Woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:25:02 No.13064971 >>13064937 That's probably for the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:29:31 No.13064975 >>13064948 >TFW procrastinate alot >TFW can't even bring myself to like the shit i've written >TFW try not to cry >Cry alot

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:30:26 No.13064977 >>13064975 I'm sure someone will like it. edit and post that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:30:40 No.13064978 >>13064975 Hey, a common cum-guzzling Alp doesn't like what it's written either. Man up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:38:19 No.13064994 >>13064975 I never like what I write. Other people seem to like it though, so man the fuck up and do it, like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:38:34 No.13064996 What era do You anons like? Victorian, Steampunk, Dieselpunk, Future, etc?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:38:48 No.13064998 File: 346 KB, 999x1397, nothing can go wrong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Back on the subject of fucking the smug out. If a nephilim hero can't do it, why do you think you can?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:40:30 No.13065002 >>13064998 >Using captain quickshot as the scale. Anon pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:41:26 No.13065005 >>13064996 Generic Fantasy time period.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:41:34 No.13065006 >>13064998 I don't. I want a smug monster girl to fuck me to her pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:42:38 No.13065008 >>13065002 In this particular comic he uses a cursed artifact to make himself unable to ejaculate in the hopes it would give him ahegao-inducing stamina. It doesn't go quite as planned.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:42:45 No.13065010 >>13064996 Late medieval/early renaissance fantasy or near future (5-10 years) are my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:43:28 No.13065011 >>13065008 I know, he's still shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 07:45:39 No.13065015 >>13064996 Far Future

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:00:44 No.13065034

>>13064975
>>13064994
>never like what I write
Eh? Is this common? I like what I write. I only write about stuff I like so it kind of follows, doesn't it? I mean I find it boring, because I'm the one who wrote it, but I still like it. Like an old favorite album I've listened to too many times.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:01:51 No.13065037 >>13064996 Classical

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:03:24 No.13065039 >>13064998 Luka is basically a stage 1 alp though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:04:07 No.13065040 >>13065034 I've never liked what I've written and I've never been proud of any of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:04:33 No.13065042 >>13065034 I love what I write, including non-fiction. I wouldn't write if I didn't enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:08:49 No.13065044 >>13065042 I don't have a problem with the writing, it's the stuff that I produce that's shit. I can't stand my own stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:13:49 No.13065050 >>13065034 No matter how much I try my stuff comes out shit. Except it's not entirely shit because people like it. But it still looks like shit to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:15:15 No.13065054 >>13065050 Can't you read it and pick out what you don't like and make sure you avoid it in the future?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:15:36 No.13065056 Oh hey, crab posted loen's miia on his twitter https://twitter.com/monmusuofficial/status/567610729071521792

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:17:27 No.13065058 >>13065050 I know how this feels. I have no idea why anyone bothers with my stuff, but I just chalk it up to bad taste. Wow. We're like bloody flagellants here. Just sacrifice me to Yamata no Orochi and be done with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:18:18 No.13065062 File: 71 KB, 409x185, 1424178976124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need pictures of Flabby Monster Girls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:18:41 No.13065063 >>13065062 Remove jewnuki

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:18:55 No.13065064 >>13065056 Nice. Anybody know what it says?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:20:05 No.13065067 >>13065064 According to Google translate something about erotic

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:21:14 No.13065070 >>13065067 Well it is pretty erotic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:21:53 No.13065072 File: 294 KB, 989x1400, CUTE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065062 I want to impregnate Mamizou something fierce when she's in her healthy form

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:23:28 No.13065075 >>13065056 Did he ever send in his Mia licking her tail thing? That one is good too. So it the Christmas one. And the rach wedding dress.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:25:46 No.13065082

>>13065034
I, also, like what I write, but that's because by the time I pastebin it it's gone through weeks of tortured editing and rearranging until I'm convinced it's the best I can do.

...which is not necessarily that good at all in an objective sense, but at least it caters spot-on to my fetishes lewd rape-dere with a side of weird monster psychology

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:26:28 No.13065084 >>13065075 I think he said he was just sending him that and the zoph 4 koma before he stabbed himself

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:27:35 No.13065088

Mamizou a best, but don't try to bait an image dump this early in the thread. If you're interested in cosplay tier monstergirls (largely touhou) with a wide array of body types and costume designs, check out yohane's gallery. https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=yohane

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:28:09 No.13065090 >>13065082 I wish I could stand my stuff enough to edit it. Or proofread it. Or look at it even once after writing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:31:00 No.13065097 File: 131 KB, 741x1200, 1392538536717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what fun would a Mad Hatter be up to that wasn't about rape or tea?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:32:15 No.13065098 >>13065097 Her tea is a penis.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:33:04 No.13065103

>>13065090
It tends to grow on me with time. I usually don't like it right away since I'm fucking fed up of editing it by that point. But later, once I've forgotten all the hardship and pathos that went into it, I can read it and enjoy it just like I'd read other people's stories.

TL;DR: Keep at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:34:12 No.13065105 >>13065097 Lawn bowls with the swollen testicles of convicted Rape-NTRists.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:34:39 No.13065106 >>13065098 Yeah that always bothered me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:40:03 No.13065116 >>13065103 >Keep at it I do. I throw shit on the paper and then never look at it again. >>13065105 Sultan, please.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:42:32 No.13065123

>>13065054
The answer to that question would be ALL OF IT, anon. No matter how much I edit it it just looks like more and more shit. I don't know why anyone bothers to read it, but I've gotten decent acclaim so I guess my taste is just shit.

>>13065058
Yes, exactly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:43:53 No.13065127 File: 96 KB, 325x358, sweatingsol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if YOU are the one meeting HER parents for the first time with your MG waifu? how do you not act like an ass and mess up the first impression?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:44:11 No.13065128 >>13065106 > bothered

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:45:40 No.13065134 >>13065127 http://i.imgur.com/yJoSqsQ.png Tell them that you finally found your Sun

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:45:52 No.13065135

>>13065127
>how do you not act like an ass and mess up the first impression?
Ha. Haaaa....
I'm pretty sure they would think I'm a worthless loser, which would be a fair assessment. Though, I'm not sure if they would care, as my only job would be to stay in the cave and have an erection.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:46:24 No.13065137 >>13065134 Gay

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:47:37 No.13065140 >>13065127 >"So this is him huh?" >"Yeah mum. Isn't he cute?" >"That he is. What do you think dear?" >father-in-law grumbles something about this not being worth tying his bathrobe Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:48:04 No.13065142 >>13065134 >http://i.imgur.com/yJoSqsQ.png S... source? I've seen that artstyle before...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:48:50 No.13065144 >>13065134 Better than a slug in your head... or burning forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:49:16 No.13065146 >>13065142 Anubis and someone-I-forgot sucking fat dicks?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:49:50 No.13065149 File: 1.96 MB, 7000x8000, yaa1U3r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065134 I cant praise enough

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:49:53 No.13065148 >>13065146 But that's not what's in the picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:50:00 No.13065150 >>13065142 It's .less being based

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:51:33 No.13065153 >>13065150 Ah, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:53:10 No.13065156 >>13065127 Do not talk about anything sexual in front of her father.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:54:37 No.13065160 >>13065156 That's a given. Though, being a MG she'll probably talk about it very overtly to her mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:55:18 No.13065162 Realistically, how comfortable would you be if you and your waifu met after she kidnapped you and locked you in a tower to keep as her most prized treasure? I'd be flattered.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:55:25 No.13065163 >>13065134 Ra-tan is going to have trouble walking tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:56:25 No.13065166 >>13065160 >Mother and daughter talk about the kinky stuff they did and their hubbies' sexual performance >father-in-law and anon are sitting on the couch, drinking beer, avoiding eye-contact and watching the Rapeball semi-finals

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:56:45 No.13065167 >>13065162 >I'd be flattered Me too, honestly. Though I imagine it would be boring after a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:57:20 No.13065169 >>13065162 What are you? Some kind of faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:57:26 No.13065170 >>13065162 >how comfortable That depends entirely on the comfort within the tower. I'm not opposed to the idea out right.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:57:36 No.13065172 >>13065160 >being a MG she'll probably talk about it very overtly to her mother. That's why it's not that easy. I mean, if I was the father I'd not like to hear it, and I have a shotgun

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:58:11 No.13065173 >>13065163 Yes. Solaire's girth is as impressive as expected.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:59:13 No.13065175

>>13065140
>MG gf drags you in her parents house
>her dad is waiting in the living room with his feet up reading the paper
>your stutter and introduce yourself
>"You don't have to try and impress me boy, just the fact you can put up with my daughter and make her happy is enough to like you"
> you let out a sigh of relief then tense up again almost instantly as you feel a dark presence approaching
>without looking up from his paper he says "yep, I'm cool with you, but her mother on the other hand...."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:59:28 No.13065178 >>13065127 They're probably be watching me closely to see me choke, but I would do my best to make them like me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:59:35 No.13065179 >>13065172 >shooting a man because your daughter can't keep quiet about what she's done to him I think there's a bit of a flaw in your logic. She's an adult, she can take care of herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 08:59:57 No.13065180 >>13065156 But what if he has advice about what to do with all the extra milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:00:09 No.13065181 >>13065140 >"Yeah mum. Isn't he cute?" Great, now I imagine them with posh accents. Fuck you man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:01:14 No.13065183 >>13065162 >You think I'm worth all this? >Joke's on you, lady. I won't marry some one with no eye for value.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:02:58 No.13065185 >>13065181 >sorry mam, I just can't be attracted to someone who has such shit taste

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:03:04 No.13065186 >>13065179 Fathers don't usually like to hear about their daughters being defiled.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:04:46 No.13065190 >>13065185 >"What's this then eh? You having a laugh by bringing this puff in here?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:05:01 No.13065191 >>13065186 Didn't you see Left Behind? >I want to sleep with your daughter >I can understand that Fucking Nicholas Cage.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:07:47 No.13065198 >>13065186 The daughter is a monstergirl, a succubi-like creature that thrives and sometimes needs to live off of sex. There's a non-zero chance she kidnapped and raped her husband.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:09:48 No.13065203

>Your wife and daughter start talking about their respective wild nights with their husbands
>son in law is giving you a shit eating grin, full on faggot cat
>start telling him about how you dicked your daughteru
>grin turns into horror
>as he runs out the door crying you tell him he shouldn't have been such a faggot about it

Such is life in MGC

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:10:42 No.13065205 >>13065203 >Daughteru dicking No.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:11:03 No.13065206

Uh oh! You have the flu! Fortunately, your monster waifu is here to take care of you.

Unfortunately, she was raised by a single mother, and due to MAMONOMANA making them both immune to such petty illnesses, she has never dealt with it before.

Despite your assurances, she seems convinced you are dying! How fucked or not are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:11:54 No.13065209 >>13065206 >Not telling her to fuck off so can get some sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:12:29 No.13065210 >>13065205 I agree anon, I've just always wondered how people that are into it think it will pan out when she grows up

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:12:56 No.13065212 >>13065209 >*you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:13:21 No.13065214 >>13065206 >fussing Dragon >"H-honey, seriously, you don't need to..." >"I WILL SET AFLAME THE EVERY VILLAGE I COME ACROSS UNTIL A REMEDY IS PROVIDED!" >"C-can't you just get me some hot juice and sing to me?" >silence >"Soooft kitty, waaarm kitty~"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:13:31 No.13065215 >>13064998 Can I get the source for this picture?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:14:24 No.13065217 >>13065210 I don't think they care, which proves how shit tier these people are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:14:31 No.13065219 >>13065214 >THE Ignore that.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:16:30 No.13065229
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>Used to be a good, pious neighborhood before the drek moved in
>Werewolf neighbor won't stop howling at night. Can't sleep.
>Templar Captain got Alp'd, corrupted in body and mind. Luckily, she's still pure in soul and continues to serve dutifully at her post, but it's become...awkward.
>Nearly been raped thrice this week alone. Had no choice but to beat the temptresses back with mace and scripture in order to hold to my vow of chastity.
>Economy has plunged. So many of the men no longer work, they just engage in pleasures of their flesh with these pit-dwellers. Food is dwindling.
>There are a few Unicorn nuns now. They're okay. They're some of the good ones.
>Can't bring up any of these issues without being denounced for being oppressive because 'monsters are olev', whatever that means. Probably something occultist.

Ab irato.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:17:44 No.13065232 >>13065229 Be strong brother, our time will come...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:21:15 No.13065239 >>13065229 How is this a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:21:18 No.13065240 >>13065229 Curmudgeon knight, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:21:52 No.13065242 >>13065206 >mad hatter I'm now fine but there are mushrooms growing out of my nostrils. Also ears but that happens on and off ever since I married her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:23:18 No.13065243 >>13065239 >Economy is shit >Wolves won't shut up >Has to avoid being raped

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:23:55 No.13065244 >>13065243 >Implying monster lovers can read.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:24:04 No.13065245 >>13065229 Were all gonna make it bro :^)

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:24:56 No.13065246

>>13065206
She'd probably get really emotional an act really sweet and break down, then I'd start getting emotional, and we'd cry in each others arms because it'd be my last moments and she'd want them to be perfect, so she'd play that one song we both love to relax us, as we'd cry on each other and I'd look up to her saying that I'd have no regrets and, if I could go back and do it all over again, I'd do exactly what I did before. Then we'd fall asleep, tears staining our faces.

Then I'd wake up and be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:26:50 No.13065248 >>13065229 >Food is dwindling That's what you get for not turning into incubus. They don't need food or house or stupid economy thing. Join your Succubi church today!

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:27:29 No.13065249

>>13065229

>Templar Captain gets Alp'd
>Is so pure and strong-willed that he continues to serve as Captain anyway

>"Yes, Sir Roland. I'm a woman now. Yes, I have feelings of sexual temptation towards men. I assure you, this will not effect my performance."
>"No, Sir Reynauld. I will not be sleeping in the Templar barracks any longer, for obvious reasons. I have made alternative arrangements."
>"Sir Adney, please stop staring at me. Thank you."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:29:50 No.13065251 >>13065248 Traitor-kun pls, we talked about this at the group session.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:30:10 No.13065252 >>13065249 I've read this before...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:31:05 No.13065255 >>13065252 Yeah, I know. I wrote it before. ...I like the idea.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:32:03 No.13065256

>>13065243
>Economy is shit
Maybe the old one. But i'm sure there will be plenty of new jobs for you to join, like Altar boy for the church of the fallen God, or cuddlewhore.

>Wolves won't shut up.
Why hate your neighbors for doing what's natural to them? Do you want her to be a human woman?

>Has to avoid getting raped.
You can't rape sluts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:33:11 No.13065259 >>13065255 Make something out of it then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:33:17 No.13065260 >>13065249 I want to seduce her and make her fall.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:35:11 No.13065265 >>13065249 I want her to convince me to be an Alp so that she can live her lewd fantasies of being a master to a human boy and an Alp.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:36:05 No.13065267

>Out on the sea
>Relatively peaceful day
>Turns into a dark and stormy day eerily fast
>Like within 10 minutes
>Ship starts lurching and shaking as giant squid tentacles start appearing and grabbing onto the ship
>A giant kraken MG raises her upper body out of the water
>She looks down on you and the rest of the crew with her index finger on her lower lip
Do you hope she selects you as her "prize" or hope you get discarded with the rest of the wreck and become some other MG's husband? Because without a ship your only hope is to have some MG take care of you, and they will almost definitely marry you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:37:02 No.13065269 >>13065215 http://exhentai.org/g/697175/8d40396318/ And if you can't sadpanda, it's from Setouchi's "Beyond The End 4". It's a series of hypothetical bad ends from losing in various places in MGQ. BTE4 has a chapter for after the canon end.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:39:02 No.13065273 >>13065267 >Not fighting back How did you even get on a ship, boy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:40:11 No.13065276 >>13065273 But she's big and scary!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:43:20 No.13065283 >>13065276 Where the hell did the captain find you? You're a man of the sea, act like one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:43:36 No.13065284 File: 105 KB, 1600x1200, snap265_a.jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065267 I fire from a cannon trying not to lose all my sanity points

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:44:31 No.13065289 >>13064878 >Bullying Zombie girls I want this little faggot's name and his friends' names. Now where's my shotgun...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:44:37 No.13065290 >>13065267 Survive somehow, vow revenge. WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:44:52 No.13065292 >>13065273 >>13065284 >Fight back >She plucks the man she wants from the ship and crushes the ship with her tentacles before leaving Good job morons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:44:53 No.13065293 File: 431 KB, 1280x720, THAT'S A HUGE BITCH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065267 So we're talking Vijounne sizes?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:45:43 No.13065295
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>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother Greyguard update. Theinn kills some more women, and the group reaches the next town along the line, stepping into a unique atmosphere.

Update starts from 1810

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:45:57 No.13065296 >>13065292 See >>13065290

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:45:59 No.13065297 >>13065283 What do I do? Stab her with a knife? Punch her on the nose? Tell her that she's a pretty lady and she's better then this??

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:47:12 No.13065300

>>13065293
It really all depends on the size of the ship. A little one would probably have her that big, but if we're talking a big ass ship that is hundreds of feet long she'd be considerably bigger than that. It's all caused by magic though so once she's done with the ship it's back to regular size.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:47:59 No.13065303 >>13065206 >wurm my heart

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:48:35 No.13065305 >>13065297 I like the way you think kid, distracting her so you can put that knife to use. Maybe you do belong here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:48:48 No.13065306 >>13065292 And? She would crush the ship anyway, at least I wrecked her ugly face with some cannonballs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:49:28 No.13065307 >>13065303 >"If you're dead, that means you won't be alive anymore, but you can still be a cowboy, right?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:51:32 No.13065315 >>13065305 Can I just get her to leave? I'm sure she's very nice and it would make her sad if we hurt her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:52:42 No.13065317 >>13065315 Nice ladies don't try to destroy your ship.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:53:03 No.13065319 >>13065290 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=labytsb3gfI

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:54:15 No.13065322 >>13065292 Well gents, time to reset the "invincible monster" counter again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:55:03 No.13065326 >>13065303 >>13065206 >Ushi ...kind of want

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:55:27 No.13065327 >>13065322 >wooden ship, iron men >Kraken attacks from below There's not much to be done there, Mr. Badass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:55:45 No.13065328 >>13065317 But maybe she's desperate and lonely and is making a mistake! I'm sure she'll listen if we ask nicely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:55:59 No.13065329 >>13065322 Are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:56:07 No.13065330 >>13065134 What kind of fag leaves their mask on?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:56:51 No.13065332 >>13065328 ...You know what? You should do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:57:07 No.13065334 >>13065328 >Ask her to stop really nicely >She says she'll stop but only if you agree to go on a date with her >No commitment afterward, at least so she says What now smarty pants?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:57:12 No.13065335 >>13065330 Not a man. Beneath the mask is an idea, and ideas do not discharge prematurely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:57:51 No.13065338 >>13065322 To be fair, Kraken against sailing ship can only end one way. If it was a nuclear submarine it might be a little different.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:57:52 No.13065339 >>13065329 >Triggered

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:57:52 No.13065340

>>13065206
I'm starting to understand why people react "why don't you just like 3D?" to my tanuki fetish. When your powers are social skills, inventory management, and the ability to assume the appearance of a human woman, then your problem solving is probably pretty close to one too.

>throw all the spare lotions and potions we have lying around at me
>call up friends in a frenzy
>hire doctor

Although at that point she'd hopefully realize I wasn't actually dying and I'd get to recover snuggled against her fluffy tail while she read something to me. Maybe the doctor is from Sabbath and she gets convinced the only way to save me is something more drastic. I wouldn't mind...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:58:14 No.13065341 >>13065334 Aww, shit! I guess going HFY and killing her with kung-fu, technology and prep-time really would have been better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:58:16 No.13065342 >>13065334 I'll do it and I'll tell her that's she's a vrey kind and pretty lady!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:58:34 No.13065344 >>13065335 V pls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:58:54 No.13065345 >>13065327 >>13065338 I guess. Maybe tomorrow we'll get a use out of the '1'.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:59:06 No.13065347 >>13065319 I'm still mystified how one of my favorite songs has one of my least favorite music videos.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:59:14 No.13065349 >>13065338 What can a nuclear submarine do against a Kraken that wraps around it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 09:59:21 No.13065350 >>13065334 Can we go to Family Fun Center?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:00:40 No.13065352 >>13065349 Blow up and take the kraken and shitload of mg nearby with them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:01:18 No.13065354 >>13065352 That doesn't sound like a very desirable thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:01:38 No.13065356 >>13065349 Detect it long before it gets close enough to do so with sonar because they aren't fucking retards? And then torpedo Maybe bust out one of the nuclear tipped ones

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:01:40 No.13065357 >>13065341 Oh please, every ship worth a damn hires a mage.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:03:01 No.13065361 >>13065354 Why not? If you already getting wrecked at least take your enemy with you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:03:11 No.13065362 >>13065357 but mages are the most delicious ones

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:03:58 No.13065365 >>13065362 Also the most deadly.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:04:02 No.13065366
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>>13065340
I think you misunderstand. The connection between tanuki and 3DPD (at least in theory) is that they're manipulative gold-diggers who care more about your wallet than your heart or your dick.
It's nothing to do with the raccoon's ability to adopt a human disguise or organize a handbag.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:04:29 No.13065367

>>13065356
>being able to detect her when she uses ink to go into adorably useless stealth mode
That's just mean!
>>13065357
It's mighty bad luck to bring a mage aboard a ship, sir.
>>13065361
>enemy
She's not the enemy. She wasn't going to kill anyone, either.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:05:26 No.13065369 >>13065350 >Take Kraken to ffc >Go-karts >Bumper boats >Miniature golf >Finish up in the arcade >Fun times had by all >Then she rapes you in the back of her car on that one deserted street nearby.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:05:30 No.13065370

>>13065267
>Out on the sea
>Relatively stormy day
>Turns into a bright, sunshiny day eerily fast
>Like within 10 minutes
>Ship calms down as the waters stop churning as normal sized squid tentacles start appearing and grabbing onto the side of the ship
>A normal size kraken MG raises her body onto the deck
>She looks you up and down and checks the rest of the crew with her index finger on her lower lip before saying "You boys mind if I keep you company?"
Do you tell her to fuck off or do you offer to spend time with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:05:53 No.13065371 >>13065367 >It's mighty bad luck to bring a mage aboard a ship, sir. Look, if we're gonna get fucked anyway, we might as well burn her face as a parting gift.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:06:08 No.13065372 >>13065367 >crushing submarine >underwater >with pressure that kills humans in seconds Detonate the nukes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:06:19 No.13065373 >>13065369 Sounds like a fun day

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:08:27 No.13065376 >>13065370 > sailor gangbang on kraken I'm sure she'd enjoy it, but since not all of us are sloppy-seventy-sevenths-kun can she at least bring enough sea slime friends for everyone?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:08:27 No.13065377

>>13065127

>Trying not to sweat.
>Fucking failing at that.
>Her family's coming over for dinner today.
>No pressure.
>Took nearly an hour just to find a set of clothes that didn't smell like work.
>Diesel and weld-smoke ain't good for first impressions.
>Then again, jeans and some fuckin' Nintendo shirt you bought in highschool aren't doing ya much better.
>No pressure.
>You'd worked 16 straight hours and hadn't been home for five bloody minutes before she sprung this on ya, unleashing you on the grocery store like a mad hurricane of caffeine and panic.
>You're pretty sure your feet never actually touched the ground when you had to go back the second time after forgetting the custard.
>No fucking pressure.
>So there you are.
>Roast is in the oven.
>Table is set.
>Your gulping espresso out of a goddamned stein.
>And your girlfriend is just sitting there, trying real hard to look innocent.
>You flinch slightly as you hear the door unlock.
>Suddenly, lots of wee, thundering footsteps as a half-dozen tiny fox girls with fluffy tails come barreling into the room.
>"GRANDMA!"[/SPOILER]
>You hit your chest a few times as your drink suddenly decides to go down the wrong tube.
>What.
>You look to your girlfriend, but she pointedly avoids your eyes.
>She's trying to hide it by taking a long sip of her tea.
>But you can see it plain as day.
>The smuggest fucking grin you'd ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:09:35 No.13065379 >>13065369 Imagining Kraken as a date-rapey CC that takes advantage of naive human boys. I like it,

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:10:18 No.13065381

>>13065267
>You'll never mess around on your private boat in your private sea with your other friends with aquatic MG waifus
>You'll never grudgingly indulge your kraken waifu's urge to do this kind of crap because "She gets these urges" according to her and you are a loving husband

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:10:45 No.13065382 >>13065372 >Poseidon >letting people drown or get crushed by water-pressure Please anon, if you can only get your dick hard from death and violence, just admit it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:11:52 No.13065384 >>13065379 >Kraken as a date-rapey CC that takes advantage of naive human boys This idea of her is exactly why she's in my top 10 Monster Girls, we need more CC Rapey Krakens.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:12:51 No.13065386 >>13065377 I like it As long as she told me about the previous marriage at some point. I don't mind, but you gotta be upfront about this stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:12:53 No.13065387 >>13065377 hnnng

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:17:33 No.13065401 File: 280 KB, 968x1400, 108.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065382 I do get hard from death and violence I never tried to deny it in the first place though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:18:18 No.13065405 Are some monsters rarer than others in MG land?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:19:12 No.13065407 >>13065405 I don't see why not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:20:14 No.13065411 >>13065401 You sick little monkey, bugger off and seek help for your mental problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:22:52 No.13065421 >>13065411 He and everyone else with a shit fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:23:23 No.13065425 File: 216 KB, 441x553, foxy grandma.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065377

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:23:53 No.13065427 >>13065411 >try to get rid of fetish that makes you hard Only after you seek help from your lolishit, ccshit or whatever

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:25:33 No.13065433 >>13065427 >gets off on death and violence >thinks it's comparable to a guy liking girls over 25 No anon, this is not the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:25:46 No.13065434 >>13065405 Yes. It straight-up says that "there are only a handful of" dark matters, for example. Also it wouldn't really make much sense for there to only be one mummy soldier per pharaoh, would it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:29:34 No.13065439 >>13065427 >CCshit >Liking a woman the same age as you is now equivalent to getting off on murder and cannibalism

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:30:52 No.13065442 >>13065439 >Same Age >Being an Old Man Go home Grandpa, leave the lovely Christmas Cake to us 18-19 year olds who they can treat right

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:31:01 No.13065443 Am I the only person in the world that like dark slime?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:31:47 No.13065447 >>13065442 >26 >grandpa Okay, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:32:47 No.13065450 >>13065439 >All fetishes are equal, but some more than others

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:33:05 No.13065451 >>13065433 >>13065442 >having mommy issues >wanting to fuck ccshit Seek mental help, anons

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:34:07 No.13065455 >>13065443 Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:34:18 No.13065458 File: 178 KB, 1200x1243, Dark Slime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065443 No. >>13065451 >mommy issues Okay, you're just not even trying anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:36:59 No.13065463 >>13065443 They're the smartest Slime subspecies.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:38:58 No.13065467
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>>13065442
I remember there was an age quiz some months ago and it was discovered (or at least claimed) that there were several age 40+ posters in the thread.

I may be an old man of the late 20s myself, but I think it gives the fetish a hint of refined distinction. I was afraid I was secretly surrounded by 14-year-olds who like monstergirls because it reminds them of their teddy bear and their mommy rolled into one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:40:19 No.13065470 >>13065443 They're all the fun of a regular slime, but minus the simple naive charm. I like slimes, but not dark slimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:43:14 No.13065475 File: 149 KB, 800x1000, 0VcFTORj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065467 >old man >late 20's

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:44:44 No.13065477 >>13065475 Late 20's is the autumn of a man's life. 30 is the winter during which he turns into the faceless, soulless monster that do all the NTR in manga.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:45:15 No.13065481 File: 172 KB, 316x316, 6zdn34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065451

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:46:48 No.13065485 >>13065477 >implying faceless old man stage is not the best stage in life

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:46:57 No.13065486 >>13065477 >Implying that in MG-land, there aren't lonely DILFs that look like >>13065481

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:47:33 No.13065488 >>13065486 How do they stay lonely if they look like best JoJo?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:48:18 No.13065491 I just spent the past five hours suffering anons it was bad. Also my fluffy tail folder no longer exists can I have some help with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:48:37 No.13065492 >>13065488 No monstergirl would want an old, widowed man like anon, would they?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:49:22 No.13065497 File: 260 KB, 1200x753, 1422166211436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065491 No, suffering is the best Have some more suffering

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:49:43 No.13065498 >>13065467 >teddy bear and their mommy rolled into one That sounds comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:49:58 No.13065499 File: 285 KB, 1075x1076, 1394039272320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065491 What happened during those hours?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:50:12 No.13065501 >>13065491 >Not backing your folders up on a USB or Google Drive or something Anyways, we can't do image dumps in our current state.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:50:47 No.13065502 >>13065497 But anon, I was enjoying it. Watching my empire slowly crumble and being overrun by barbar filth, it was delicious.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:51:12 No.13065504 >>13065502 Ooh, you got Attila? How is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:53:12 No.13065508 >>13065499 I played WRE on Very Hard. >>13065501 Fair enough, just one or two to get me going then, I can lurk and see if more pop up later.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:54:29 No.13065512 >>13065504 I love it, extremely better than R2 launch but there are some bugs. and it needs some optimization done for better fps but otherwise great.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:57:03 No.13065514 >>13065512 >>13065508 >picking the hardest starting position >on Very Hard You're either a masochist or really confident. I'm tempted to buy it, I skipped Rome 2 because I was told it felt like a letdown after Shogun 2.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 10:58:44 No.13065521 >>13065514 Both, I have been playing TW games for 11 years so I had faith in my abilities, so far I have only lost upper Britannia.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:00:32 No.13065526 File: 397 KB, 867x1227, 1407332466825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065521 Tell me about the new mechanics anon. I'll give you fluffy.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:04:15 No.13065530

>>13065526
Well, morale could use some tweaking, the fire is as they mentioned, and Naval is no longer a ramming cluster fuck.

They also brought back family trees and they reworked politics so you can assign governors to a province so you no longer need the whole province for edicts.

And Rome is suffering. They brought back horde mode from BI and completely reworked it, it looks amazing. Also huns can't settle but they can make client states yadda yadda.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:05:30 No.13065532 >>13065530 I'm buying it come summer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:06:50 No.13065536 File: 435 KB, 1023x858, 1421640042774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065532 Forgot the fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:08:49 No.13065538 >>13065470 Would a purified dark slime just be a regular slime, or would it still be smart?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:08:56 No.13065539 >>13065526 >>13065536 >>13065499 This should be good for now, thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:10:22 No.13065543 >>13065539 You're welcome, Imperator. Now go defend the light of civilization!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:11:12 No.13065545 >>13065543 ALL ROME HAS CONQUERED THIS DAY!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:15:43 No.13065550 File: 431 KB, 1200x988, 48370398_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065545 Constantinople says otherwise.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:18:13 No.13065555

>>13065127

What kind of father would you be?

>Be sitting at the couch reading the newspaper
>Daugheru comes home with a boy
>"Dad, we're home!"
>Slowly look up from the paper and glance at her boyfriend with a serious expression
"Who is this?"
>"Well, he's my boyfriend, dad. I told you he'd be coming to visit us today, remember?"
>Put newspaper down and get up from the couch
>Walk over to the kids, towering over both of them
"...I wanna have a talk with him, dear."
>"...Uh... sure, dad..." She complies with uncertainty in her voice, a clear sign that she doesn't know what I'm on about
>The guy, on the other hand, is sweating bullets
>Daughteru leaves the room, leaving me alone with him
"So, you're the so called 'boy' she's been pestering me about all month long, huh."
>"Y-Y-Yes, s-sir. I-I suppose..."
>Lean forward and stare deep into his soul with the most serious expression I can manage, as if measuring his worth through a mere glance
>He freezes in fear, unsure of what to do
>Keep staring at him for a couple more seconds in complete silence
>"...U-um... I-In case y-you're wondering, I-I didn't do anything t-to her--"
"SAY, BOY!" I shout, cutting him off, sporting a genuine grin out of nowhere, completely replacing my serious demeanor with a cheery one
>"Y-Yes, sir?"
>Place my hand on his shoulder with a slap, almost disassembling the poor kid
"Have you ever shot a gun before?"
>"...Uh, w-what do you mean...?"
"You know, firearms, hunting, target shooting and stuff!"
>"I, uh... I've never really shot a gu--"
"Well, it's about time you did, son! Come with me, there's a forest near my backyard where we can go hunting for some wild rabbits and pidgeons!"
>"...S-Sir..? A-Are you sure--"
"Of course I am, kid! Let's go, you grab the beer at the fridge, I'll go get the shotguns and the ATVs! You seem like a good boy, but if marrying my daughter is one of your life's goals, you must first learn the way of the glorious Murder/k/ube!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:19:21 No.13065558 >>13065550 >be master thief >get inside Dragon's hoard >oh, that chest looks pretty sturdy, it must have something really sweet inside it >"OMG, MISTRESS, THERE'S A THIEF! CAN I KEEP HIM?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:20:24 No.13065562 >>13065555 >I'll go get the shotguns and the ATVs Fuck you Trevor, you smell!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:27:03 No.13065573 >>13064996 Steampunk, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Future Art Deco is nice (Think Sky Captain or Rocketeer) >>13065127 Keep from mimicking Yakko Warner. >>13065162 Still confused as to why she'd want me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:28:21 No.13065576 >>13065162 That sounds very delightful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:28:24 No.13065577 >>13065555 SALUTO NEX ALEA! >Invite him to a camping trip with wife and daughteru >Visit FRIEND A and his Skinwalker wife. >Drink responsibly with future son inlaw

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:30:46 No.13065579 >>13065530 I also forgot, there are civilians in sieges now, that will run and hide in their homes or attack enemies that come into the town.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:32:37 No.13065584 >>13065555 >glorious quads Also I get the impression that would end with an accidental shooting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:33:05 No.13065586 >>13065579 Do they change things up much if they attack?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:37:08 No.13065597 So, japan just made Simo Häyhä a cute gril That's neat

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:38:24 No.13065602 >>13065586 a few seconds ago I watched a group of them run into some lancers and kill 5/80 of them, so they do some damage. Trying to hold a province near the Danube is hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:39:30 No.13065605 >>13065597 >just That's old news. >>13065602 POWER TO THE PEOPLE! VOX POPULI, VOX DEI!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:43:10 No.13065611 >>13065602 >Trying to hold >Losing a siege >Ever Seleucid plz

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:44:10 No.13065613 >>13065605 >old news It's out and translated now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:44:50 No.13065616 >>13065613 Not particularly interested.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:45:27 No.13065617 >>13065611 They won anon, but I killed both their generals and 700 others. I only had 500 against 2000.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:47:46 No.13065624 >>13065617 If Helm's Deep held against 10,000 with 2000, surely you could have done better.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:48:52 No.13065627

>>13065617
Anon, there is only one thing you can do here.
Find and destroy all of their armies.
No prisoners.
Lay waste their land.
Raze their cities.
Do not stop until their culture is a grimy smear on the pages of history.
It is the only way to make clean your honor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:50:12 No.13065632 >>13065627 Meanwhile, in Iberia... >Hey guys, whaddya say we start a civil war? >That sounds like a swell idea dude!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:53:10 No.13065637 File: 334 KB, 700x994, mad hatter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065097

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:55:10 No.13065641 >>13065632 You're gonna get some white haired pretty-boy turned white-haired pretty-boy cyborg out of the deal though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:55:55 No.13065642 >>13065641 I don't even see how Genos has anything to do with Total War.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:56:19 No.13065643 >>13065641 He's still a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:57:10 No.13065645 >>13065642 >Genos No wait, scratch that. Raiden, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 11:57:50 No.13065648 >>13065642 >I don't even see how Genos has anything to do with Total War. O-oh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:00:36 No.13065654 >>13065645 Ireally want to see Genos use a HF blade now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:01:32 No.13065656 >>13065654 Me too. Also: Raiden fought in Liberia. Iberia means Spain.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:06:06 No.13065662 >>13065530 >and Naval is no longer a ramming cluster fuck. Dammit that was fucking funny. >>13065579 That's actually pretty fucking cool. >>13065632 Fucking Iberia, just burn the whole place down.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:07:08 No.13065665 Uh oh, your daughteru is getting kind of tubby and doesn't want to join a sports team or work out. What do you do to stop this madness? Unless you like her this way. You monster

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:08:05 No.13065669 >>13065665 I tell her only the Milkman likes fat chicks, and the Milkman breaks families.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:08:54 No.13065674 >>13065665 Tell her she's growing up just like her mother and then I give her more milk. >>13065669 Lies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:09:26 No.13065676 >>13065674 A man's wife is his life.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:11:43 No.13065681 >>13065676 You merely adopted the health. I was born in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:11:48 No.13065682 >>13065665 >13065665 I remind her that fat birds can't fly

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:11:59 No.13065684 File: 205 KB, 1482x1872, milkman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065669 What milkman?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:12:09 No.13065685 >>13065665 Blow raspberries on her tummy until she yields from laugher. Then tell her I'll keep doing it unless she starts getting /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:13:27 No.13065692 >>13065681 You never made the climb. You were too fat. That's why you make other people's wives and daughters like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:14:28 No.13065696 >>13065684 The one that fucks your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:14:41 No.13065699 >>13065692 Please, A good husbando must be trim and fit for his waifu. >>13065685 >Implying she wants you to stop

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:14:52 No.13065700 File: 1.25 MB, 1000x1308, thimg201201141359270004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065665 Take her for walkies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:15:52 No.13065702 >>13065700 But if you do that her mom is gonna want to go for walkies as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:16:10 No.13065703 >>13065696 That guys a prick. The other one isn't as much of a prick. Sure you come home one day to find your wife and daughterus probably have a bit more HEALTH than they used to but he doesn't touch them otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:16:31 No.13065705 >>13065702 It's called a family outing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:17:16 No.13065709 >>13065699 B-But the plan is to make her feel embarrassed because blowing raspberries is kid stuff!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:17:28 No.13065711 >>13065692 The wives and daughters are healthy, the husbands are fit and can lift their wives and daughters. This is the way of the world as it should be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:18:40 No.13065715 >>13065711 THIS IS NOT THE WORLD I WANT TO LIVE IN! I want to be fit with my waifu. Imagine a chubby Dragon. Who's going to pay tribute to that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:21:02 No.13065721 >>13065715 The chub just means she's successful anon. It shows she's a master of her domain and a feared idol. >>13065709 She may feel a little embaressed but her dad is showing her attention. Isn't that just what she wants?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:21:04 No.13065722

>>13065715
You? You will still love her wont you? Because if you can't love your wife just because she gets healthier then maybe the milkman should take her from you. But if the whole of her domain is healthy they will look up to her for being healthy like them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:22:16 No.13065724 >>13065700 Remi pls, do it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:24:22 No.13065732 >>13065721 Looks like my plan backfired. Why did she think she needed to get tubby to get my attention though? Please tell me it isn't what I think it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:24:38 No.13065733 >>13065724 But anon, She has twisted the strands of fate so that only you can walk were-sakuya. She also wants you to deliver a party invite to the red miko while you out. she also wants to see puppies by next spring.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:24:41 No.13065734

>>13065721
>>13065722
>be Chubby Dragon is chillin' in da Lair
>punk ass knights come to bust a sword on her scales, yo
>they's wearing heavy plate
>still move faster than her, whassup with that?
>raid the hoard and leave
>try not to cry
>cry like a Wyvern
>eat like three cows for supper

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:24:45 No.13065735 File: 148 KB, 1300x700, Inu_Sakuya__s_Walk_1_by_SagashiIndustries.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065724

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:26:12 No.13065744 >>13065734 Nigger-chan pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:26:15 No.13065745 >>13065696 I prefer this milkman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx_FnAyovvU

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:26:52 No.13065751 >>13065732 Who knows anon? You'll find out eventually.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:27:00 No.13065752 >>13065744 >Nigger Dragons acting like gangstas from da hood is new to you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:28:18 No.13065756 >>13065722 >all grills to be hambeasts. Dealt with it Goddamn This "health" shit was cancerous before but this is too much

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:28:31 No.13065759 >>13065734 Chubby dragon needs to move to a better cave. Or go out and roast some fools. Because shape change

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:29:02 No.13065760 >>13065733 That's bullshit, why do I even continue to work for you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:30:47 No.13065770 >>13065715 It should depend on the monster I wouldn't want a fit holst and i wouldn't want a healthy lamia

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:30:55 No.13065771 >>13065756 Don't forget the 'm-muh milk' faggots promoting it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:30:56 No.13065772 File: 74 KB, 689x496, The Empress of Blood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065759 >turn into regular Dragon modo >look like this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:31:11 No.13065773 >>13065555 >>13065577 would the /k/ube aprove of monstergirls?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:32:16 No.13065776

>>13065760
Because health benefits.

And Meiling won't let you leave.

Patchy needs someone to hold her up to the top shelves ever since she went loli.

OH! and she needs you to feed Koa.

You did get out that one time but Flan got weepy so Sakuya had to grab you again.

Finally, I keep you around because your blood is nice.

And I want to find out if we can make a damphir.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:33:18 No.13065778 >>13065772 >Adventurers enter dungeon >see this >Awkward silence before the decide to leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:34:21 No.13065782 >>13065751 Anon? W-What do you mean...? Don't leave me hanging, man. I'm getting worried. >>13065773 Only if they accept the laws of innawoodery within their jearts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:34:42 No.13065783 >>13065776 Well, since I am so vital to this operation, I think I'll take the day off. And don't you faggots come knocking on my door about your baby problems.

ThunderBrother Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:35:52 No.13065787
File: 75 KB, 794x682, 747d9af1f7032d3475da6d36f62057ca95e1cf02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

A quick update to Aviators Chapter 12. It's just an extra little scene in the middle at line 193, plus some edits. Nothing major.

Read it if you want. Or don't. I-I don't care.

http://pastebin.com/vDXFiR61

Have a nice day, anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:36:43 No.13065793 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, 1420962801950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065787 You too, anon. >picture unrelated

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:36:43 No.13065794 >>13065787 stella plz why are you so cute

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:37:01 No.13065795 >>13065787 Don't be tsundere. You're good enough that you don't need to. Question: are you willing to write about Mad Hatters?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:38:30 No.13065802

>>13065783
But sakuya needs walkies.

You wouldn't leave her like this would you?

>>13065782
What do I mean?

Maybe she just likes to cuddle her father and enjoys the attention.

Maybe she wants to get "close"

Or I could just be reading in to things.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:39:27 No.13065809 >>13065802 >You wouldn't leave her like this would you? Sorry, I can't hear you over all this free time I'm having.

ThunderBrother Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:39:52 No.13065811

>>13065795
>You're good
ohgosh.png

>Mad Hatters
I only remember the CHAAAAANGE PLACES! Wonderland piece that Nega wrote, but that's it. I saw people talking about them earlier, so I might write a one-shot if I get an idea. Won't make any promises, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:41:03 No.13065814 >>13065809 Fine anon, You've been working hard anyways. We will subtract it from your PTO Just don't let me find Aya in your room again. One of her is enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:41:43 No.13065819 >>13065811 >oh gosh It doesn't mean much coming from me, don't let it go to your head. Lanternon, for example, deserves a "You're pretty good"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:42:22 No.13065823 >>13065814 Keep pushing and you can look for a new stooge.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:46:16 No.13065833 >>13065463 Nuruenago is pretty smart too.

>>	ThunderBrother Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:46:49 No.13065835 >>13065819 Thanks all the same, anon. I haven't had the time to read his stuff, but I definitely should.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:47:22 No.13065837

>>13065823
>Implying you won't wake up in the morning strapped to your bed while Sakuya rides you, angry that you didn't give her walkies

>Implying they won't all take turns with you, even getting a hourai elixir and force feeding it to you so you can't kill yourself.

>Implying you won't spend eternity trapped to that bed as a personal cumslut and breeder for them all.

You just had to take her out for walkies and give them some puppies anon.

That's all you ever had to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:48:59 No.13065840 File: 117 KB, 350x1050, Charisma Break.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065835 I loaf you with all my mouth and some of my fingers, TB. >>13065724 >Expecting Remi to do anything right

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:49:52 No.13065844 >>13065837 Oh please, I've lived through worse at my old job. I mean, how was I supposed to know we don't allow any Belmonts?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:49:55 No.13065845 >>13065835 Yes. Yes you should. And more people should read you and less Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:50:16 No.13065846 >>13058705 >>13058708 >imagining this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:50:53 No.13065848 >>13064546 What's the catch?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:51:20 No.13065850 >>13065837 >Going full MGQ Never go full MGQ...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:51:22 No.13065851 File: 1.30 MB, 3264x1836, leonclassy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065844 That's just heretical.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:51:26 No.13065852 File: 1.25 MB, 1300x1600, PRAISE IT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065134 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pqKiOZdI40

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:52:36 No.13065856 >>13065851 You try getting anything done when all your coworkers are skeletons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:53:14 No.13065858 File: 2.36 MB, 320x287, 0b8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MGC guy left >you will never get your maido waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:53:19 No.13065859 >>13065856 It worked out for the crew of the Black Pearl.

>>	ThunderBrother Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:54:14 No.13065865 >>13065840 Awesome. >>13065845 I'd rather we stay with our current respective readers than take away any of Alp's. No worse feeling than losing readers. But I should stop namefagging now. Have a nice day, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:54:31 No.13065866 >>13065852 Only now I notice that Ra has tears of joy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:54:44 No.13065867 >>13065859 I doubt they had a bunch of assholes with whips and magic come by every friday...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:54:50 No.13065868 >>13064525 God Bless you Sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:55:49 No.13065872 >>13065865 But what if Alp was giving them to you of its own free will? You know, because you actually stick with what you start.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:56:17 No.13065875

>>13065850
>>13065844
Anon threatened to leave,

they can't have their precious anon leaving them now can they?

Personally I'd rather work in hell.

>Kuudere Beholder and her sister.
>/fit/ Oni who likes to drink
>Tsun elf
>Clumsy nekomata
>Birdbrained hell-harpy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:59:02 No.13065881 >>13065872 Then I wouldn't have earned them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:59:16 No.13065882 >>13064710 Who? How? Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:59:52 No.13065885 >>13065866 >tears of joy Those are tears of something similar to birthing pain, anon. The Pillar of the Sun is stretching her like she's never been stretched before.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 12:59:57 No.13065886

>>13065875
>Implying there wasn't a basic prerequisite to be able to defend the mansion.
>Implying I didn't anticipate this move in advance.

Look, I've been working these jobs for a long time now, nothing really too suprising.

...Should've been a doctor, like my mother wanted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:00:50 No.13065889 >>13065881 But you did, through persevering and sticking with your stuff from beginning to end. And by being a capable writer. Your only fault is the lack of proper PR. Unlike Alp, you don't attentionwhore constantly. You deserve this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:01:48 No.13065892 File: 222 KB, 750x577, 1403499241040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REMOVE GRAPESNAKE REMOVE GRAPESNAKE FROM PREMISES GLORY TO PHARAOH VILLAGE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:02:16 No.13065893 File: 379 KB, 1200x1733, unyu_17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065875 Hell harpy a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:03:00 No.13065898 >>13065886 Can always do that profession change. There's a nice place in the woods where you can learn. Just look for a phoenix harpy or pink wererabbit. one of them should be able to lead you there. You may need to bribe them though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:04:01 No.13065902 >>13065893 >Hell harpy a shit Your image contradicts that though. She just wants to be your friend

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:04:22 No.13065905 >>13065898 But if I do a job change, I start at lvl 1 again. Fuck that noise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:04:42 No.13065906 >>13065892 YOU ARE WORST GIRL. YOU ARE THE GRAPE IDIOT YOU ARE THE GRAPE SMELL PAPALI PAPALI CYKA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:05:22 No.13065910 >>13065893 >Okuu waifu Yes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:05:30 No.13065912 >>13065892 Anubis, plz It doesn't matter how much you kiss ass, she isn't giving you that nice human boy you want - she's keeping him for herself. You know it, she knows it, he knows it. Its time we just admit it and move on.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:05:34 No.13065913 File: 690 KB, 1133x963, 45608237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065893 incorrect

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:06:54 No.13065917 >>13065905 Yeah but if you do change then you get to party with Two wererabbits, one of which is a trickster A Lich doctor and a smartly dressed Lilim with nice hair, although she doesn't seem to come out much.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:07:01 No.13065918

>You will never be the Incubus husbando of a Lilim seeking to expand her territory
>You'll never pose as a travelling tattoo artist, pretending to be a normal human man, and offering tattoos for cheap
>You'll never scam as many human women as you can into getting tattoos, not knowing that they're secretly pleasure runes yet to be activated
>You'll never activate them as your waifu moves on the village, outright transforming some women right there on the spot, the chaos of which helps to make the resulting takeover quicker and easier for all parties involved
>You'll never etch a new rune onto your waifu in celebration after every new village claimed
>You'll never have to largely take over operations, as by the time you've doubled the size of her territory, she has enough pleasure runes on her that she'll orgasm just from the sound of your voice

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:07:06 No.13065919 >>13065902 >stuck in literal hell for the rest of your life >against your will >not shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:07:11 No.13065923 >>13064998 >omitting Luka being half angel makes his any times more sensitive to pleasure >true omega, can only get off to getting raped >alice, smug, not a bitch Get out of my school.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:08:02 No.13065925 >>13065918 I hate you, Traitor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:08:47 No.13065927 >>13065098 >>13065106 No worries, it's just a mushroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:09:11 No.13065930 Yes hello, is this where I can exchange my rape dollars for something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:09:34 No.13065935 >>13065919 Just stay in the house or go out with one of them. You should be fine, besides the beholder is defacto ruler, everyone would know what happens if you get hurt. Also >Implying I'm there against my will.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:09:34 No.13065936 >>13065918 You. You I like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:09:59 No.13065938 >>13065925 You'll thank us one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:10:22 No.13065940 >>13065917 That's the worst party ever. I think I'll just leave that whole place entirely. Way too many chicks anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:11:38 No.13065946 >>13065940 too man- Are you an alp son?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:12:55 No.13065952 >>13065940 But every party needs a cute boy! They won't be complete without you!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:13:01 No.13065953 >>13065946 Don't be dense. Who'd want to deal with that many women and their vagina problems? Also, barely any guys to have a drink with.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:13:26 No.13065955 >>13065935 BTW Anyone has pics with epic touhous? I think it was drawn by guy with "dantemustedie" or something like this name but can't find it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:14:02 No.13065960 >>13065952 I hate to be a bummer, but I'm far beyond /ss/ now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:15:08 No.13065963 >>13065953 Well, there's a cloud man and a guy who lives in a shack and sells old stuff. you could also just drink with guys in the village.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:15:10 No.13065964 >>13065162 Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:15:39 No.13065967 File: 509 KB, 1056x792, fcbc3fa9a8bca08b1139d9b84c7ed8fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065906

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:16:06 No.13065970 >>13065960 You don't have to be /ss/ to be cute or handsome, if that's what you refer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:17:10 No.13065974 >>13065203 Well done. >>13065205 Yes, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:18:41 No.13065980 File: 300 KB, 750x750, 1403669808596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13065912 >>13065906

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:19:55 No.13065982 >>13065893 source?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:20:11 No.13065984 >>13065963 I dunno, the cloud guy is super weird, and the shack guy aslways talks about stupid shit. And don't even start with the people in the village. Most of them don't even have faces. >>13065970 I prefer handsome, if you must know.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:20:49 No.13065987 >>13065967 I want to lick her navel

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:21:52 No.13065989 >>13065984 Alright anon, just go talk to the gap hag or the red dressed shirohebi at her shrine. either one of them will send you back.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:24:27 No.13065994 >>13065989 >/mgt/ actually talking about stuff that belongs on /jp/ well, i'll be damned. I would also not trust gap hag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:24:52 No.13065995 >>13065989 She better send me back 'gently', I don't wanna vomit all over myself like last time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:26:03 No.13065999 >>13065984 Oh, as the only male party member, you will be obligated to dress in a way that shows a lot of skin. You'll also need to help them with their "problems"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:26:14 No.13066001 >>13065994 >>13065995 She'll be gentle alright. Reeeeal gentle. She will probably ask for a little bit of "payment" if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:26:27 No.13066002 >>13065987 You better drink a lot of vodka to prevent radiation poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:27:17 No.13066005 >>13065999 But I'm a fighter. I need to dress conservatively to do my job.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:27:36 No.13066007 >>13066001 No, stay away shitty old woman. >>13066005 Eh, chainmail codpiece will protect you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:28:37 No.13066008 >>13066002 i think just being in her presence would cause radiation poisoning. id hate to think what licking her would do to you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:28:46 No.13066009 >>13065999 Yeah no, I'm leaving super hard. >>13066001 Oh well, not the first old lady I had to sleep with...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:28:58 No.13066010 >>13066007 >Codpiece >Not just giving him bracers of armor +X in increasing incriments

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:29:47 No.13066013 >>13066010 Mage Armor+shield would probably work too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:29:57 No.13066014 >>13065982 http://exhentai.org/g/572171/c13c414cc3/ While you are at it, upvote the leglock tag. Don't know why it was missing, so I added it just now And impregnation tag

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:30:17 No.13066016 >>13066009 >>13066007 >Old Well, there goes the "gentle" part. At least she may cuddle with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:30:42 No.13066017 >>13065352 Cid, you my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:31:17 No.13066018 >>13066016 I'm hoping she'll keep me. Gap hag a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:31:45 No.13066019 >>13066016 >Implying I was gonna be gentle with her. You still have much to learn newbie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:32:49 No.13066022 >>13066019 That may not go very well for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:34:11 No.13066026 >>13066013 True, Wouldn't let him get any enchanted armor benefits though. >>13066018 I'm sure she wouldn't mind. Although her kitsune subordinate may be a little testy at first. The tiny nekomata will want to play with you though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:34:12 No.13066027 >>13066022 Or it may go super well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:35:11 No.13066031 >>13066014 sure thing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:35:33 No.13066033 File: 932 KB, 1700x910, 1402110920214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:36:54 No.13066034 >>13066014 Presence rule on exh is a silly thing, it applies to too many things that naturally tend to not fit it. Leg lock tag seems to fall under its guise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:37:20 No.13066036 >>13066033 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:37:31 No.13066038 >>13066026 I'm sure she'll warm up to me. I will be a kind and devoted hostage >The tiny nekomata will want to play with you though Fucking done. What's first?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:38:20 No.13066039 >>13065584 So did I.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:38:48 No.13066042 >>13066038 She wants to play doctor. Your the patient.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:39:22 No.13066044 >>13066033 >drinking from the tap while impregnating the Holst Mmmmm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:39:35 No.13066045 >>13066033 >You'll never give a Holstaurus a milk enema, add in some chocolate syrup and then fuck her in the ass and make chocolate milk

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:39:41 No.13066046 >>13066039 Which is kind of brutal. The kid dared to date your daughter. So what? He may not even have a choice in the matter depending on the species.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:40:18 No.13066050 >>13066026 can i work for the kitsune subordinate?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:40:22 No.13066051 >>13066014 >you will never be kidnapped by the MG and forced to impregnate the bob boss' clingy and obsessive daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:41:01 No.13066053 >>13066046 >accidental shooting He's saying that he wasn't planned anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:41:24 No.13066054 >>13066042 I... Uh, well that's kind of awkward but okay. Do i just like, sit down over there or what?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:42:24 No.13066056 >>13066053 Sure, it wasn't 'planned'.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:42:35 No.13066057 >>13065665 Best Cardio time.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:42:49 No.13066058

>>13066050
I'm sure that she wouldn't mind letting you work with the kitsune.

Just don't touch the nekomata while around the fluffy tailed maiden, she's pretty protective of her.

Also, don't touch her ears they make her feel funny.

>>13066054
Yep, she sit down and let her do the rest. She's gonna make sure you are in top form.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:45:26 No.13066064 >>13065756 So the holstaurus milk gimmick got run into the ground? Pure milk isnt even good anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:45:28 No.13066065 >>13066046 Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk Phony niggas are outlined in chalk

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:47:07 No.13066069 >>13066065 Shooting someone isn't something you can really defend yourself from.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:47:29 No.13066070 >>13066064 eh, seems more like its been over done in the past week. need to let it cool down for a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:48:31 No.13066072 >>13065676 Hello husk kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:49:01 No.13066074 >>13066064 Yeap, it's on the futacat level to me now Though even that wasn't so forced

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:49:01 No.13066075 >>13066058 I hope she's a licensed doctor. Been a while since I've actually had a physical.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:49:42 No.13066077 File: 1.00 MB, 717x1518, 1393788569646.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066058 no promises on the ears can i also have permanent tail brushing duty?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:51:13 No.13066079

>>13066075
She's a consumate professional anon.

She's gonna make sure that every bit of you works just the way it should.

>>13066077
After you build up some trust with her you can.

Can't just have anyone brushing those golden tails of hers now can you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:53:52 No.13066084 >>13066079 fair enough i will work hard for my desired position now off to vacuum/lint roll all the the sheded fur

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:54:34 No.13066086 [DELETED]

>>13065850
>Paradox Thread on /v/
>Discussing the angel generals
Thee like to rape "sinners" to death, sometimes kill them mid rape
>one of them is such a monster her punishments are said to "make men regret being born as such"
>doesn't matter if you got raped, you sinned

Man, fuck that world.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:54:58 No.13066087 >>13066074 You faggots will hate anything. It's not really a deterrent to hear you say you hate something else.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:56:47 No.13066092 >>13066087 Not him but I may have been posting 'milk' stuff a bit too often. I enjoy posting it but if i starting annoying folks with its frequency than I will try and tone it down.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:57:51 No.13066093 >>13066086 It's a universe where vore and unbirth seem to be fairly common. I like MGs but I would put 90% of those things to the sword.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:58:37 No.13066095 >>13066092 That's your choice, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 13:59:32 No.13066097 >>13066087 Not him but it's really an issue when one of the most frequent responses to any topic is >HURR DURR MILK And it's just brought up SO OFTEN.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:00:14 No.13066099 >>13066087 Yeah, we should welcome futa back :^) Everyone who hates futa just hate everything

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:00:32 No.13066100 >>13066095 Yeah, I can't control others but I can at least do my part. It's not any fun if it just annoys folks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:01:39 No.13066104 >>13066097 Grow a thicker skin. How do you even survive on 4chan? >>13066099 Strawman.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:02:55 No.13066105 File: 253 KB, 831x1204, DEMI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066077 Ran and Yukari are lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:03:16 No.13066106 >>13066069 The point is you have to show her father you mean it. I sure would respect the man who pulls out a gun and gets in a Mexican standoff with me for my daughteru's affections. I'll still shoot you if you're piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:03:37 No.13066110 >>13066104 >grow a thicker skin So we should just let anyone shitpost for as long as possible? Clearly not. I am stating my displeasure with the situation and that is all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:04:34 No.13066113 >>13066110 MY POSTING STANDARDS!.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:04:34 No.13066114 >>13066104 Then you should grow thicker skin to futa, furry and NTR What's the problem, m8?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:05:34 No.13066117 >>13066033 Always.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:05:38 No.13066118 >>13066099 You're a funny guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:05:59 No.13066119 >>13066114 I do have a thick skin to those things. You know what I do when that comes up. I report and ignore them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:06:46 No.13066121 >>13066119 >reporting NTR for what, hurting your feelings?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:06:47 No.13066122 >>13066099 >>13066114 >children this is bait.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:07:28 No.13066124 >>13066077 >>13066105 i wish to have that sleep wear new goal: get daki duty along with tailbrushing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:07:48 No.13066126 >>13066122 It's a comparison. Not an apt one, but a comparison. Shitposting is shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:08:20 No.13066128 >>13066121 Yes, because it makes me so sad. It makes me want to kill myself to see badly written stories about suffering. I hope you can detect my sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:09:21 No.13066131 >>13066126 >Everything I don't like is shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:09:57 No.13066132 >>13066128 So how can you report it? What if NTR was a response to every post?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:10:20 No.13066133 I hate all of you, so goddamn much.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:10:31 No.13066134 File: 82 KB, 566x800, 1423931841461-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066124 I'd want Harpy duty instead. Making sure Aya doesn't Ayayayaya all over Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:10:58 No.13066137 >>13066133 We love you too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:11:07 No.13066138 >>13066131 id say spamming the same response over and over is shitposting like it or not the milk thing is mentioned in nearly every discussion

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:11:22 No.13066139 >>13066118 FOR YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:11:46 No.13066142 >>13066132 I don't report it. I should have said and/or instead of just and, but the point remains that if you don't like something ignore it and keep scrolling.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:12:16 No.13066143 >>13066132 >What if NTR was a response to every post? What?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:12:56 No.13066148 >>13066132 >>13066143 NTR

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:12:57 No.13066149 >>13066143 NTR T R

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:13:16 No.13066151 >>13066142 Difficult when >MUH MILK makes up so many posts. I'd filter 'milk' entirely but that would be nearly a quarter of the threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:13:30 No.13066152 >>13066139 I wasn't baneposting though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:14:47 No.13066156 >>13066151 If you don't like it that much maybe you should filter it. If it's just going to make you angry then why put yourself there. Unless you like being angry.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:15:32 No.13066159 >>13066148 >>13066149 Oh. NTR T R

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:15:35 No.13066160 >>13066143 And then I NTR you with your milk-enhanced waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:16:09 No.13066163 >>13066151 Just filter it you fucktard. Jesus christ you're acting like a fucking child.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:16:54 No.13066165 >>13066134 Suddenly imagining her giving a nice, feathery hug to lift your spirits.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:16:55 No.13066166 >>13066134 but fluffy tails are best

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:17:03 No.13066168 >>13066160 Not if my waifu and I NTR you first.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:17:21 No.13066169

>>13066156
The point is that most discussion or debate would see massive amounts of filtration as a result, and I like discussion. It's why I'm on a Mongolian shadow puppet show instead of just looking at pictures, and I'd like to have a discussion that wasn't immediately derailed with I WANT BIG HEALTHY COWTITS or something similar.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:17:54 No.13066173 >>13066165 Well she and the guy do have kids together. So she probably hugs him in a very different way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:18:43 No.13066177 >>13066163 stop milkposting fucktard you sound like a fucking child >>13066168 nuh uh ill give your waifu milk till she can't do anything but ntr you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:18:45 No.13066178 >>13066134 I wonder what became of this guy's social life after the harpy pulled that shit. How people in the neighborhood treated him.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:18:50 No.13066179 File: 358 KB, 500x2000, Could be playing Rune Factory 4, or Etrian Odyssey 3, but instead I'm in this thread shitposting, such is life.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:19:27 No.13066181 >>13066169 Well I can't please you then. Enjoy festering in your own anger.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:20:14 No.13066184 >>13066181 Alright. As long as the shitposting calms down, whatever you want to think.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:20:39 No.13066185 File: 2.69 MB, 504x279, 1416638428549.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066178 After continuous bullying and beating he killed himself

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:22:41 No.13066191 File: 72 KB, 1280x720, 1423850713790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066179 Things were pretty comfy too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:23:04 No.13066193 >>13066179 >2015 >playing weeb games ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:23:22 No.13066195 >>13066179 >Ben Garrison Every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:23:51 No.13066196 File: 141 KB, 960x720, 1393582359379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, guys! Shut up, grab an Elf and get comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:24:14 No.13066197 File: 220 KB, 884x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066191 Let's talk about something else then. What do you think of the lava golem?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:25:14 No.13066199 >>13066197 I think she's an exotic creature. Would worship as a volcano goddess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:25:15 No.13066200 >>13066196 If by comfy you mean rape and impregnation then sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:25:25 No.13066201 >>13066197 if you lived underground with her does she become a magma golem

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:25:36 No.13066202 >>13066196 But anon, what if they molest me in my sleep? I'll never be comfy then!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:26:24 No.13066207 >>13066197 Untapped potential, untapped potential of the waifu powered battle armor variety.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:26:42 No.13066208 >>13066197 warm and cuddly

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:26:47 No.13066209 File: 82 KB, 680x680, f5753870a40ccef114a6cb88e7f48531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066195 >mfw I found out that real Ben Garrison is also SJW who says these hateful racist comics should be stopped

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:26:59 No.13066210 >>13066202 >Elf >molesting someone Are you a male Orc?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:27:28 No.13066211 >>13066178 Acording to the other pictures from that artist he got a harem and tons of daughters from multiple species. Just goes to show you that randomly grabbing tits will lead to your benefit in a monster girl world.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:27:37 No.13066212 >>13066196 Just drive up to a school and grab one?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:28:09 No.13066216 >>13066207 Would you wear her like a suit of armor while she whispers lewd things to you and molests you? >>13066201 >>13066199 Fucking her would be dangerous. Can you take the challenge of possibly having your dick burned off?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:28:54 No.13066217 >>13066210 I have the body of that one orc who just wants a comfy life. So basically yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:29:58 No.13066221 >>13066216 >Would you wear her like a suit of armor while she whispers lewd things to you and molests you? Damn straight. >the challenge of possibly having your dick burned off? MAMONOMANA

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:30:16 No.13066222

>>13066216
>possibly having your dick burned off
Zero chance of that happening. One Piece has shown that magma/lava is hotter than fire, and that sword is hotter than magma/lava, and since a dick is a sword to be sheathed in a woman, I cannot be burned while dicking the Lava Golem.
My Wurm daugtheru said that I'm right about that.
>>13066217
WORRY.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:31:52 No.13066226 >>13066222 Why would I worry?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:32:17 No.13066227 File: 69 KB, 237x200, 1397858180131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066210 >Are you a male Orc? This bullshit happens every time elves are brought up I swear. Fuck you guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:32:24 No.13066228 >>13066221 Im pretty sure even that would have a hard time saving you from magmadick. >>13066222 There's a flaw in your logic, but it seems impeccable. Still, should you be dicking another woman while married?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:33:04 No.13066230 Which daughterus are cutest daughterus to nap with?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:33:29 No.13066231 >>13066228 >dicking another woman while married Oh, I won't be doing it. But the science works on others as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:33:53 No.13066232 >>13066230 Your own.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:34:35 No.13066234 File: 695 KB, 1328x629, Lava_Golem pf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066228 >Im pretty sure even that would have a hard time saving you from magmadick. Nigger please, have you even read her profile?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:35:04 No.13066236 >>13066230 Kitsune or slime. >>13066232 But this is most true.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:36:05 No.13066238 >>13066234 >implying profiles are everything Please, we ignore 'canon' with regularity. Besides, that shit's still hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:37:30 No.13066241 I just want a Najarala based lamia waifu, is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:38:06 No.13066242 >>13066238 A Lava Golem won't give you burn wounds or anything. A coitus session with her is probably akin to a highly comfortable hot shower, sans the bathtub and water of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:39:10 No.13066243 >>13066241 Zamtrios was amazing up until it entered the third phase.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:39:37 No.13066244

>>13066051
>walking home from school one day
>get hit with something KO'd instantly
>wake up in a room
>bedroom to be exact
>you're handcuffed to the bed
>two tanukis walk into the room, a milf and a younger version of the milf
>"have fun you two, I hope to see grandkids in the near future!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:40:36 No.13066247 >>13066216 i'm a bad enough dude

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:41:03 No.13066248 >>13066242 Sounds super comfy. I'll take one. >>13066244 Fucking tanuki, I swear. Can't they just ask you out and try regular seduction?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:42:39 No.13066254 >>13066230 >>13066232 Well, I was going to say Dormouse anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:43:28 No.13066257 >>13066197 >You will never become infatuated with a Lava Golem after seeing her dance in that hulu skirt during the luau party last night.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:46:36 No.13066265

>>13066248
Not when she's the daughter of the biggest MG mafia boss since Alice Capone.
>everyone is terrified of her because of her mother
>shes angry most of the time
>deep inside she just wants a rugged man to cuddle with and feel safe with in his arms

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:49:36 No.13066274 >>13065206 >Anubis Waifu She'd likely construct a regiment of proper, healthy eating, slight exercise, and rest, all designed to get me well again as fast as possible.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:49:42 No.13066275

>>13064598
Well that's good, because I just finished the first part. Wherein information is gained and a rambling professor is introduced. Further, our paladin is outfitted, given a noble charge, and is now ready to tackle all the horrors that the world can throw at him. The stage is now set for him to actually start dealing with monstergirls, which is typically considered something of an important part of monstergirl stories.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Oh, and I'm letting you all in on the name from the get-go this time. I know how y'all get antsy when you don't know what to call something and so I'm avoiding that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:51:00 No.13066284 >>13066265 This is giving me good ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:52:02 No.13066288 >>13066275 Did I ever tell you you're my hero? Yes. But I'm telling it to you again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:53:57 No.13066296 File: 345 KB, 692x1024, tumblr_n8aucyVYG71qcsrd2o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066275 YES

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:54:39 No.13066299 >>13065555 My ex's step-dad was like this. I tried not to seem as nervous as I was when he was showing me his gun collection...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:56:59 No.13066305 File: 60 KB, 704x478, 1398882203345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066296 This is...surprisingly disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:57:23 No.13066308 >>13065793 >You will never give your Anubis girlfriend/waifu paw massages, making her giggle with delight after a long, stressful day. This is the single greatest source of sadness for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:58:25 No.13066310 >>13066305 It's a retovirus, anon. Probably a few inseminating your cells right now with their delicious RNA.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:59:45 No.13066312 >>13066299 Two weeks ago, my dad put a sword in my hand. I think these people should put less enthusiasm into guns and more into old timey weapons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 14:59:51 No.13066313 >>13066310 I know that, but still... Looks like Berserk-levels of creepy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:00:05 No.13066316 >>13066310 >retrovirus Ah, shit Meant bacteriophage >RNA *DNA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:01:06 No.13066320 >>13066313 >Berserk-levels Reality has plenty of worse shit than Berserk. >>13066275 Was this shorter than usual, or did it just feel that way because it flew past me with the speed of enjoyable shit?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:01:12 No.13066321

>>13065912
Now I'm picturing a story about an Anubis who does everything she can for the Pharaoh and her Kingdom, hoping to one day be rewarded with a suitor of her preferences, but none ever come. And then even those she seeks out on her own start disappearing.

Then she discovers the Pharaoh has been hording the men to herself, wanting the Anubis to always stay on-task and focus on the expansion of her Kingdom, never finding happiness of her own outside of work.

And so she defects, and helps an Apophis overthrow the corrupt Pharaoh. I had another idea like this, but less of an "Evil Pharaoh" setup...and with yuri.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:01:55 No.13066324 >>13066275 Ah, what a rush. What can we expect out of this story, I wonder? Good end? Bad end? Insanity end? Time will tell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:01:56 No.13066325 Onii-chan, what are we gonna do on the cell wall? >Squish

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:02:09 No.13066326 >>13066197 The glow in the dark vulva and inner thighs make her crotch my favorite among all mgs, though she is not my favorite in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:02:32 No.13066330 File: 452 KB, 1480x1733, BRAZZERS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066325

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:03:53 No.13066333 >>13066326 >The glow in the dark vulva and inner thighs Oh fuck, I didn't notice that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:04:27 No.13066335 File: 317 KB, 1700x1202, DIABLOO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066326 At least her anus isn't a portal into Hell itself

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:05:09 No.13066339 >>13066330 L-Lewd?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:05:17 No.13066340 >>13066321 Add more NTR

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:06:07 No.13066342

>>13066197
See how Lava Golem seems like she has regular dark skin in some parts, and she's made of lava in others? She can actually freely change between the two. The firm brown parts are basically just her cooling down parts of her body, and those parts feel pleasantly cool, while the lava parts are obviously really warm and viscous and gooey (but not really in the same way as a slime girl, she's still molten rock). And she can make any part of her body become either of those.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:06:11 No.13066343 >>13066340 Is it really NTR if the Anubis chooses one from a four hundred man harem?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:06:11 No.13066344 File: 801 KB, 636x900, 1396214517888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066335 Aww shit

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:06:34 No.13066346

>>13066320
It may well have been slightly shorter. I'll admit that I don't go through these things with a certain size in mind, so much as I worry about getting all of the information that's needed to set up the next part. I flesh out what I think should go where, and only split that if it takes particularly long.

>>13066324
I think of it as a good end. I doubt I'll ever do a SUFFERING story, as I consider pain, setbacks, and loss to be things which the protagonist overcomes in order to achieve victory, rather than goals of a story.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:07:53 No.13066347 >>13066339 tags: corruption, NTR, rape, microcon, intravenous insemination, impregnation, abortion, snuff

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:09:07 No.13066350 >>13066296 >>13066330 Why do you even have these on your computer, and why have'y you deleted them yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:09:56 No.13066354 >>13066343 She chooses all of them and has huge orgy. So NTR everyone Just like anubislut in one doujin

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:10:03 No.13066356 >>13066340 >>13066343 Well, it would kinda be NTR, cause the Pharaoh is stealing any and all potential husbandos from the Anubis...but is it really NTR if she never even had a chance to form an emotional connection with any of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:10:21 No.13066359 Finished the sex with the Undine because the scene with both her and the slime didn't work out for anyone. Starting at line 116. http://pastebin.com/j1JGTppa

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:10:56 No.13066361 >>13065833 No, they are fairly simply minded. They just know by instinct how to do household work.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:11:37 No.13066366 File: 66 KB, 990x968, child of god.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066350 Viruses are the wrath of god given the guise of life. Accept god into your body and become a vessel for its spawn.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:11:52 No.13066368

>>13066354
It's not NTR if she bangs everyone, and no one guy had a thing for her before the others.

>"Can I have sex?"
>"No."
>Sneaks out and has an orgy at a human pub
>"Oh noes, I might get pregnant~!"
>"Actually the conception rate with humans is next to 0."
>"Oh...can I go have more sex then?!"
>"No."

That doujin was a laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:12:14 No.13066372 >>13066244 "all you had to do was ask"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:13:04 No.13066376 >>13066366 It isn't monstergirl related.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:13:09 No.13066377 >>13066366 Post ebola chan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:14:38 No.13066379 >>13066376 >>13066377 Ha

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:15:22 No.13066381

>>13066376
What about a virus girl that injects an encoded strand of demonic energy through her tail-spine; this demonic energy converts organs into breeding houses to produce more virus girls while also causing your semen to instead flow into your blood and provide spirit energy to the growing spawn?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:16:37 No.13066384 File: 533 KB, 695x1024, Undine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066359 C-come on guys. Love the best element!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:16:40 No.13066385 >>13066381 No, that's an MGQ-tier bad end.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:17:47 No.13066393 >>13066381 That's not sexy at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:20:34 No.13066402 >>13066393 It is the purest expression of love.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:21:10 No.13066405 >>13066402 Melting you from inside out in a horrible, agonizing death?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:21:13 No.13066406 >>13066366 So i am looking this shit up and i get that it infects bacteria, but thats about it. What does it do? Is it a disease? Does it cause symptoms? Is there something i don't get?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:21:57 No.13066411 >>13066406 It does what living things do, but it isn't alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:22:46 No.13066414 >>13066368 >implying there is no anon who actually loves her >but after seeing her ahogeoing on faceless fat men's dicks he killed himself

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:23:26 No.13066418 >>13066405 Demonic energy, probably feels warm and fuzzy. Also, it would have to be nonlethal for a few months so your body can sustain multiple generations of virus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:23:49 No.13066421 >>13066384 Come on Alp, just because you don't get a reply, it doesn't mean that nobody is reading.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:24:29 No.13066424 >>13066284 Yes and her bodyguards always end up causing shenanigans in her school when all she wants to do is get good grades, eat terrible cafeteria food, and confess her love to the boy in her calculus class

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:24:53 No.13066427 >>13066384 Alp you son of a bitch you know Gnome is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:25:04 No.13066429 >>13066411 So basically it replicates itself but that's about it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:25:24 No.13066431 >>13066418 Death by explosion from inside your skin sounds terrifying. That would be worse than matango tier -- she literally kills you. Even Kumiho has the quality of only killing you if you aren't her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:25:41 No.13066432 >>13066424 Aaaand it's cookie cutter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:26:02 No.13066434 >>13066429 Now you understand what every virus does. They're like wasps, their entire goal in life is to reproduce and fuck with everything they can.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:27:18 No.13066439 >>13066342 So if she's pissed, all of her would be lava; and the reverse for ultimate relaxation?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:27:56 No.13066442 >>13066427 No she isn't. Undine is the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:28:44 No.13066449 >>13066432 Well If you can do better, do it. I'm on my phone in the middle of a wedding. >Maybe I shouldn't shitpost while being the best man...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:28:56 No.13066450 File: 62 KB, 1364x768, Yup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066381 >>13066402 >>13066431 >Onii-chan!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:29:02 No.13066453 >>13066442 This Anon's right. If I were to Alp into any Element, I'd want to be an Undine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:29:56 No.13066457 >>13066442 >>13066427 You're both wrong. Ignis and Sylph is where it's at

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:30:17 No.13066459 >>13066442 >Not wanting to fertilize a Gnome's soil with your dick in her bubbling mudpot You're a fag/10

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:30:44 No.13066460 >>13066449 I have other things lined up, the end of one story and two other projects of indeterminate length. I did have something similar in mind for after so I was fishing for ideas. And no, put the phone away you idiot.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:34:32 No.13066468

>>13066321
I was going for more of a-
Young child Anubis is introduced to newly raised, teen Pharaoh. Serves her faithfully as they grow into adults. One day Anubis meets a particularly worthy man, brings him to the palace and gives him a mid level job.

Anubis has her eye on him as a potential love but unfortunately he catches the Pharaoh's eye as well. Anubis has a unsettling suspicion this is the case and attempts to make it clear through subtle hints and offhanded comments that she had her heart set on him. Pharaoh seems to understand, but doesn't comment.

Anubis feels very troubled by this and decides to convince Pharaoh by earning the man. She works her ass off, doing everything she can for Pharaoh and the kingdom, sacrificing sleep and her personal life in the hopes of being given rights to her love. She was always one of the most loyal and effective of Pharaoh's servants, but she becomes far more now, adopting a feverish zeal.

Pharaoh meanwhile has already made up her mind. She wanted the man for herself the moment she met him. A moment of hesitation when she realized her servant's feelings greatly complicated matters. Now she watches with anguish as her beloved servant and friend works herself near to death in the hopes of winning something Pharaoh can not bring herself to give.

Eventually, they reach a point where they both know what the other is thinking, but neither is willing or able to break the stalemate. Anubis just works harder, despite knowing it is pointless, and Pharaoh wallows in ever growing guilt.

It's a bittersweet love triangle, full of melodrama and angst. I like your idea too though, more adventure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:36:02 No.13066475 >>13066442 >>13066457 >>13066459 You're all CORRECT! Remember guys: your waifu IS NOT shit, no matter how much someone says they are. Except matangos. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:37:41 No.13066481 >>13066475 Glad to see we've all come to an agreement What a peaceful end

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:38:39 No.13066483 >>13066468 >And then the worker mentions he has a little brother >/ss/ ensues with lil brother and pharaoh >all is right in the world

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:40:46 No.13066487 [DELETED]

>>13066177
Then I'll impregnate my daughteru while also impregnating your waifu making it double NTR. Then I'll use your waifu to infiltrate your house and NTR your father, and impregnate your sisters. Making it quad NTR. Then I'll get a lich to send me back in time and so I can steal your fatheru's DNA and impregnate your mother again in that time period, making you my half son, then after your waifu goes back to you and I get mine back, I'll impregnate your kid when she's viable, making it hex NTR, creating an NTR singularity that will tear apart the fabric of the multiverse.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:40:51 No.13066488 >>13066475 E... even mine? Kumiho isn't shit, guys... Please stop bullying her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:41:41 No.13066490 >>13066468 And then they both fuck him, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:42:17 No.13066491 >>13066468 This is a far better way to go about suffering than that one "premise" I wrote out in the previous thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:42:20 No.13066493 >>13066211 No I know that. I mean how POEPLE treated him, his classmates, neighbors and family.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:43:11 No.13066494 >>13066488 Kumiho a fine.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:46:28 No.13066509

>>13066493
Well from the rest of that specific comic they called him a creep and a weirdo because they thought he fully raped her. Then at the end he's flying around with her not giving a fuck so people around him treat him like a weirdo but he now has a harpy girlfriend so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:49:56 No.13066524 >>13066509 There is an end with him flying around? Where cna I find the whole comic?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:52:24 No.13066533 If you infused MAMONO MANA/some type of potion into a pharoahs snake would it become a MG? Also yes: I am high

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:53:28 No.13066535

>>13066524
The artist's pixiv
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=586750
Specifically that comic
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=36900635
Doesn't end there but after that it doesn't really show anybody else, just him enjoying life with a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:53:33 No.13066536 It's on Danbooru. Honestly do people not know how to reverse image search? It takes you exactly two clicks to find the entire translated comic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:53:54 No.13066538 >>13066533 I really didn't need that image, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:54:47 No.13066540 >>13066536 Meant for: >>13066524

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:58:03 No.13066552 >>13066538 What image is that anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:58:18 No.13066554 File: 372 KB, 732x1081, 9786bdcff4ee7c4dfa258533507b5f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a sword?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:58:50 No.13066555 >>13066554 No, too annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:59:04 No.13066556 >>13066554 Yes. I'm not picky.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 15:59:05 No.13066557 Uh-Oh! Your monster girl daughteru just jumped into the laundry basket of clean clothes that you and/or your monster girl waifu just finished putting up How do you react? Note she has an innocent look at she pokes her head out

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:00:05 No.13066563 >>13066557 That's a paddlin'.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:00:20 No.13066564 >>13066557 Take a picture and put it on the Internet for all the would be husbands to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:00:33 No.13066565 >>13066275 Oh. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:01:21 No.13066568 >>13066563 What doesn't count as a paddlin?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:03:22 No.13066573 >>13066568 With her attitude, she may never find out. I blame her mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:03:32 No.13066576 >>13066563 Keep it up man, she's gonna be just like her mother.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:04:44 No.13066582 >>13066573 Do you paddle her mother too?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:05:42 No.13066586 >>13066576 Are you one of those 'Eat your yogurt and choose your own punishment' parent types? >>13066582 Do you really need to ask?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:07:54 No.13066593 >>13066557 I die of a heart attack.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:07:56 No.13066594

>>13066468
Damn. That does sound pretty good too. I'd read such a story.

It's actually eerily similar to a story I started writing, but that has a contemporary, High School setting. As such, there's not much in the way of the Anubis trying to "prove" herself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:12:47 No.13066612 >>13066554 After watching Blade Dance of Elementalers, I'm considering...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:15:02 No.13066616 >>13066557 I tell her to look at the front of the laundry bin. She does to see the words hastily written on it, reading: >"Only poopheads climb into this laundry basket." Before looking at her with a nonchalant smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:15:30 No.13066617 >>13066533 >MAMONO MANA It's already one of those Demon Realm beasts so probably not. >some type of potion Anything is possible thanks to the work of Liches and the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:16:36 No.13066621 >>13066616 You planned this all out? Trickster Dad best Dad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:17:59 No.13066627 >>13066617 It's a "Pet". It's mentioned that pets in the MGE can go Monster by the same rules of "enough love" that create things like Chochin Obake.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:21:05 No.13066637 >>13066275 >http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2 >The "shield" is actually one of the exploding collars from Val's history lesson. Wow. Victor really is just as insane as Val was.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:25:54 No.13066647 >>13066564 So that means there are people that won't be husbando'd in case monstergirls become reality?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:27:10 No.13066651 File: 1.71 MB, 1083x2383, 1404295329020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Abominations are olev.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:27:31 No.13066653 >>13066637 >>The "shield" is actually one of the exploding collars from Val's history lesson. What? I thought it was magical shielding. Guess that shows how good my reading comprehension is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:27:48 No.13066655 >>13066651 Fidchell pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:28:54 No.13066657 >>13066655 Looking at that part where she gets a head-pat makes me feel better about myself. There is beauty and goodness in this world even if I can't add to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:30:09 No.13066659 >>13066651 Flamethrower-kun, we need you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:31:32 No.13066661 >>13066659 Yes we do; to get rid of you. You are the monster here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:31:40 No.13066662 File: 104 KB, 1024x686, 1424176826880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13066659 You rang?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:32:53 No.13066665 >>13066651 How would abominationgirls react towards the atrocities that human beings do to each other?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:34:00 No.13066668 >>13066662 >>13066651 and >>13066661 You know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:35:17 No.13066671 >>13066662 Damn it, I want to watch The Thing now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:35:59 No.13066672 >>13066665 By building a flying saucer out of a snow cat and a helicopter

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:39:16 No.13066684 >>13066651 She's cute. Why would anybody want to hurt her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:40:50 No.13066686 >>13066662 Well, do it faggot. I don't have mine today.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:46:54 No.13066698

>>13066344
>I want to marry Diablo-tan

A righteous paladin meets Diablo in an epic confrontation, nearly defeating her, but collapsing in exhaustion before he can end it.

She takes him captive and locks him away in her chambers, defiling him and subjecting him to horrible abuse and torment. She is intent on breaking the man who once brought her to her knees, bending him to her will and making him a loyal slave.

Her hedonistic debasements slowly chip away at his divine power, and his strength withers in her shackles, but he never gives in to her, always holding true to his faith. Every time she fails to break him she becomes enraged, beating him to within an inch of his life then hatefucking him until he passes out.

His stubborn refusal to bend eventually earns her grudging respect. Her treatment slowly becomes less abusive, less focused on breaking him and more just a way to pass the time.

Eventually she switches from trying to break his will by force to trying to do it through seduction. She still becomes angry when she fails, but the anger seems less. It is inconsistent or diluted, always accompanied by embarrassment and...could it be hurt?

Feeling his weakened power, she gives up keeping him bound. She begins taking him with her when she attends to her duties, watching him curiously out of the corner of her eye. He offers input occasionally, when he feels it is wanted. She obviously never takes it - he speak from the perspective of her enemies - but she never rebukes him either.

Though he is a prisoner, the other demons do not seem hostile. They do watch him, at times with strange expressions. They seem somehow uncomfortable when they look at him.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:47:56 No.13066702

>>13066698
The abuse eventually stops altogether, and even more strangely so do her attempts to persuade him. No more demands, no offers or temptations, not even suggestions. She still rapes him regularly but he decides that may just be her nature. She seems almost tender when she does it now.

He is no longer confined, given freedom to come and go as he pleases so long as he stays within the fortress. Seeing how slack the guard is, he knows he can escape easily, but he hesitates.

Sometimes it seems she wants to apologize to him. It sounds insane, but he is certain of it. He begins to think he may be getting through to her. His master once told him no one can be so far gone they are beyond redemption. He had not believed him, even then he had seen too many things to accept it, but now...could even the Lord of Terror be brought to the light?

It is probably a fools task, but he deems it worthy even so. He will dedicate his life - his eternity - to being by her side to offer her forgiveness should she ever want it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:49:11 No.13066710 >>13066653 I might be wrong, but that's the impression I got.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 16:49:45 No.13066715 >>13066335 Could you possible provide a link to the original of that image? The censor kills searches and I need it, uh, for r-reasons.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:02:45 No.13066753

>>13066483
>>13066490
And then he is snatched away by grapesnake and they work together to save him, realizing in the process how important their friendship is and deciding to share him. Happy End.

Alternatively
He falls in love with Apophis and she gives up her ambitions to live a happy life with him, secure in the knowledge that she royally screwed Pharaoh. Snake Happy End.

Or
Worker steps up and actually tells Pharaoh who he loves, possibly leading to bittersweet end, or bloodbath end, or Anubutt saving hubby from evil Pharaoh end, or - my personal favorite - Worker runs off with his childhood friend chill sandworm, Everybody Pissed, Troll End.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:05:19 No.13066760 >>13066491 >>13066594 Well if anybody wants it, take it. I'm already busy, and with a story with slightly similar characters.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:07:51 No.13066771
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Line 47
http://pastebin.com/AFtni8a9
>A Lovely Horror

Next up some Goth-Loli-Oni and then something involving the Sultan. The archived document style was pretty fun and I'll try to get a bit of a narrative into the next one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:11:08 No.13066782 Uh Oh Gore Magalla-chan has made your monster girl waifu go crazy! What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:11:13 No.13066783 >>13066698 >>13066702 I want this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:15:01 No.13066797 >>13066771 Oh hey, you continued this. It was cute, in a weird sort of way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:15:39 No.13066800 >>13066782 Tell Teeny-san to keep away from Magilla-chan's bananas.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:16:05 No.13066801 >>13066797 Yeah, I noticed some people talking about wanting a sequel.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:16:57 No.13066805
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>>13041903
Maid type: Mothman
Name: Marie
Personality: Motherly, gentle, excitable
Notes: Carries an enchanted necklace to prevent maid-type from showering Master and others with powdery scales.

MGC Maid Central is not responsible for any pregnancies due to necklace removal.

Marie came in contact with MGC Maid Central through the maid club which she was part of. Marie succesfully passed her final maid exam at the young age of 19 by partially completing her maid training during highschool and has been anxious ever since to find a Master.

As a maid Marie has a slightly above average performance. Marie has been noted to often hum and whistle various songs while performing her duties. In addition Marie has shown to greatly enjoy receiving new duties and praise, resulting in her strongly fluttering her wings and often spontaneously hugging her Master.

Marie also enjoys taking initiative, often attempting to suprise her master by various means, such as cookies and milk, breakfast on bed, hot holstaur chocolatemilk with a marshmellow and such. In addition Marie enjoys performing various activities together with her Master, such a watching television shows, playing games or simply conversing about the weather. It is to be noted that Marie has stated to prefer to cuddle, hug or atleast stay close with her Master during such activities. In addition Marie has been noted to strongly flutter her wings during these activities.

When not performing any tasks, Marie is reported to often stay around her Master, doting on him in various ways. Marie otherwise enjoys gardening as a hobby and enjoys spending time tending the flowers in the residence and garden.

Marie is noted to not spend time on any form of exercise, however she manages to keep a healthy figure due to a proper and healthy diet.

MGC Maid Central recommends Marie for a Master that enjoys having a maid who will actively and strongly care for her Master and does not mind being cuddled with and doted on.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:17:08 No.13066806 >>13066783 Now that I wrote it out I like it more than I expected. Going to save it in my pastebin and maybe expand it into a full story at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:17:52 No.13066807 File: 1.12 MB, 3000x5000, Griffon girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] more

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:19:29 No.13066815 >>13066805 Is there a ryu maid, or lizardman

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:24:25 No.13066832 >>13066815 All currently listed MGC Maid Central maid profiles can be reviewed here: http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk Unfortunately there currently are no listed Ryu or Lizardman profiles.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:25:28 No.13066837 >>13066805 >depressed, unemployed cradle-robber gets the best maid I do protest most heartily

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:25:51 No.13066839 >>13066807 yes there will be more

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:25:54 No.13066840

>>13066805
>Healthy, fluffy, cuddly, maid moth
>MGC Maid Central recommends Marie for a Master that enjoys having a maid who will actively and strongly care for her Master and does not mind being cuddled with and doted on.
Yeah, she's gonna get lovingly impregnated.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:26:26 No.13066844

>>13041756
>>13066805

Size of residence: Mid-size
Education of Master: Bachelor's
Current employment: None
Personality of Master: Soft-spoken
Dating or Married: No

Favorite Personalities: Playful, Caring, Buddy-Buddy
Favorite body type: Endowed
Favorite type of Monstergirl*: Apophis
Prefered age: 20-30
Arachnophobia: No
Specific dislikes: None

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:29:33 No.13066860 >>13066839 lewds or just more cute pictures? because anything of her is cute

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:33:38 No.13066872 >>13066771 Stop it, penis. I said stop it!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:35:15 No.13066879 >>13066872 Accept it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:35:45 No.13066883 >>13066872 He thinks he has control over his nether Look at this man. Look at him and laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:38:48 No.13066887 >>13066771 >>13066651 What the fuck. First you people call me a faggot for liking abominations, and now you're all crazy for them. You fucking people.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:39:44 No.13066891 >>13066887 They're better then human women.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:40:47 No.13066897 Would you Anons still love your Kikimora waifu if she had the body of an Oni? I would.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:42:31 No.13066901 >>13066891 A mantango is better than a normal woman

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:43:32 No.13066904 >>13066897 Anon, There supposed to be a downside in there? Because I can't see one

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:45:12 No.13066908 >>13066897 Does she cry when her rippling muscles knock things off shelves? Does she need to be comforted?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:48:43 No.13066918 >>13066897 >Harpy w/ a toned body That was always my picture of a Roc, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:51:03 No.13066923 >>13066897 I'm looking for a downside but I'm coming up with nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:54:32 No.13066935 What's the deal with these threads, are monster girl completely quarantined to one general?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:54:37 No.13066936

>>13066837
MGC Maid Central wishes to assure all potential and future Masters that there is no lack or shortage of maids of any kind.
This includes Anubis maids, whom which serveral were moved over through the neighbouring portal from our sister organisation recently.

In addition the MGC Maid Central wishes to clarify that notion "best maid" is a statement based on personal taste and will different from Master to Master.
In addition MGC Maid Central wishes to stress the importance of properly filling out the profiling and matching form to ensure a good matching experience.

The MGC Maid Central wishes to remind all those still waiting for their profile that changes to their earlier filled-out forms are always allowed.

>>13066844
Your form has been succesfully submitted and has been added to the waiting list. There are currently 18 other forms ahead of you. MGC Maid Central wish to remind you that your patience greatly appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:57:38 No.13066947 >>13066935 Hardly. MGE will get you bitched at anywhere else though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 17:59:49 No.13066955 >>13066904 >>13066923 Pulsating veiny arms popping out of her muscly limbs? It'd be kind of a weird sight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:01:10 No.13066960 File: 58 KB, 470x350, Bourb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ahhh! After 11 months away I'm free!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:01:24 No.13066963 >>13066955 Pulsating veins popping out*

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:02:45 No.13066967 >>13066955 I fail to see a downside here. >>13066936 "Best maid" is all a matter of opinion. After all, I'm quite satisfied with mine and she's vastly different than Marie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:04:11 No.13066971 >>13066935 We're self containing. We're not /jp/ locals, but this has become our board now. We don't want to step on any toes so we just keep to ourselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:04:16 No.13066972 >>13066955 Just means she can give you tighter hugs

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:06:26 No.13066978

>>13066936
MGC Maid central; I just want you to know. I LOVE my pharaoh maid/wife! Thank you so much for pairing me up with her, she's helped me so much in finding a job, doing my taxes, and helping me with a book I'm writing. Also we're going to be parents soon, is there anyway MGC maid central does kindergarten? Aaleyah wants to know.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:06:42 No.13066980 >>13066753 All these ends are good in their own way. >>13066698 >>13066702 Somebody screencap this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:07:58 No.13066983 >>13066936 >My application is coming up Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:08:09 No.13066985

>>>13041756
>>13066936

Guess I'll give it a spin:

Size of residence: Mid-size.
Education of Master: Masters degree.
Current employment: Programmer.
Personality of Master: Stubborn, solitary.
Dating or Married: No

Favorite Personalities: Calm, agreeable.
Favorite body type: Fit.
Favorite type of Monstergirl*: Dragon.
Prefered age: 20+
Arachnophobia: Yes
Specific dislikes: Disrespect, disregard for privacy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:08:57 No.13066987 >>13066936 Small question, what are you views on multiple maid hires for one home?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:08:59 No.13066988 >>13066980 Already did.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:10:44 No.13066994 >>13066983 Are you excited, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:12:59 No.13067000 >>13066994 Seems exicted to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:13:52 No.13067006 >>13067000 He's probably so excited he can't even hide it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:15:32 No.13067009 >>13067006 Remember kids: Too much excitement can kill you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:16:22 No.13067011 >>13067009 You could go into cardiac arrest

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:17:09 No.13067014 >>13067011 Or worse/better, your head explodes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:17:36 No.13067016 >>13067009 Hooker heart attack?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:17:50 No.13067018 >>13066988 Fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:18:06 No.13067019 >>13067014 Hell, your heart might just explode too because it was beating too fast. Or a heart attack

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:19:01 No.13067020 >>13067019 Point is, don't get excited, it's too risky.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:20:10 No.13067022 >>13067020 And if you do, keep it on the down-low. Watch your excite-o-meter What the fuck are we doing?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:20:16 No.13067023

>>13066978
Unfortunately MGC Maid Central does not handle any form of kindergarten. However MGC Maid Central offers part-time membership to all Monstergirls starting as soon as elementary school. This allows your children to finish their maid training at a young age, giving them more time to find a Master for themselves.

>>13066987
MGC Maid Central recommends a Master to have a single maid if possible in his residence, to ensure the comfort and atmosphere for both the Master and his Maid.
This practically results in no discount being given for any extra maids that are hired. This means that in practice, multiple maids tend to be seldom hired by lone Master, and commonly by large families residing in a large residence.

MGC Maid Central hope that this answers your question.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:20:55 No.13067027 >>13067016 Lost a few good men to that one. Poor uncle Steven, he was never the same after that, with being dead and all. >>13067022 It's not a 100% clear...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:22:12 No.13067028 >>13067022 Don't know but I want to praise our lord and savior _Set_ Long may she reign

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:22:59 No.13067029 >>13067028 >Set worshippers Damn, I can't even say something bad because that midriff is delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:24:14 No.13067034 >>13067028 One of these days, I'm gonna need an overview of all the deities we have. Not that I'll open the door for any of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:25:14 No.13067037 >>13067029 Don't forget her perky ears and large tail

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:26:22 No.13067041 >>13067037 How could I forget

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:30:09 No.13067052 >>13067028 >>13067037 >>13067041 Osiris would like a word with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:30:32 No.13067053 >>13067037 I'd nail that tail without fail until she's wail I'd make adorable demi-goddesses with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:32:05 No.13067058 >>13067052 Osiris can fuck off. Let me know when Isis gets here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:33:42 No.13067060 >>13067058 You'll know when you hear Danger Zone Get it? Danger Zone? No? Nevermind

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:33:53 No.13067061 >>13067053 >Wail >Noun: a prolonged high-pitched cry of pain, grief, or anger. >Verb: give a cry of pain, grief, or anger. >until she's wail ?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:34:35 No.13067062 >>13067061 He probably meant until she wails

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:34:43 No.13067064 >>13067061 Anon, you're overthinking

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:36:19 No.13067067 >>13067064 I just finished my English class, fuck that. My brain is in top gear right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:38:18 No.13067074 >>13067067 Well get it into top fuzz and get a drink

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:40:04 No.13067078 >>13067074 I don't drink though. Water and soda are my drinks, although I like water far more.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:42:20 No.13067081

>>13066637
>>13066653
>>13066710
The man has the right of it. Indeed, the "shields" were named as such because they protected others, not the wearer. As shields of purity they became symbols of paladins and of humanity's victory, both. After the war they stopped being used, but a stockpile of them are always kept safe in case monsters ever decide to start shit again. It's funny, because the monsters are going to have a much more interesting reaction than the other paladins.

And don't worry, Victor isn't insane in the way that you think.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:42:54 No.13067085 >>13067078 Then go top, uhh Drink some soda

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:43:45 No.13067089 >>13067060 I got it anon, but I thought Isis chan was a good Muslim and wears her burqa and explosives pack wherever she goes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:46:10 No.13067095 >>13067078 >I don't drink I bet you also don't eat meat and choke on the sweet air of freedom whenever you're in America

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:47:07 No.13067101 >>13067089 >Someone got it Well I feel accomplished. This calls for a drink

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:48:16 No.13067105 >>13067095 I went to America once. God Texas is an ugly state.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:49:08 No.13067108 >>13067105 Same can be said for most of the states

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:49:59 No.13067109 File: 586 KB, 3840x2400, SheepHeaven.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sweet dreams, /mgt/. Gonna try and do a shaded version later, lord knows I could use the practice. >Art by Loen.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:51:17 No.13067113 File: 66 KB, 576x742, WARE WA D..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067108

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:51:27 No.13067115 >>13067109 She's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:52:52 No.13067119 >>13067109 Delicious When will god come back?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:53:37 No.13067122 >>13067119 He has to solve the mystery of the haunted house first.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:54:22 No.13067125 >>13067113 What does Dracula have to do with a discussion on states? Then again, John Morris from Bloodlines is a Texan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:54:53 No.13067129 >>13066983 Unfortunately MGC Maid Central is closing their offices for the night and will continue in the following day. MGC Maid Central requests you to remain calm and patient to ensure your well-being.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:55:13 No.13067132 >>13067125 The same could be said of all religion is the joke, Bane

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:56:41 No.13067138 File: 250 KB, 1200x1350, 1407823771678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067132

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:56:50 No.13067139 >>13067132 Was making cryptic jokes part of your plan?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:57:37 No.13067141 >>13067138 >[Bullying Intensifies]

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:58:13 No.13067147

>>13067105
Texas is almost the size of France and goes from desert to rainforest and everything in between. I really doubt you could have seen enough of it in a single trip to say shit about it.

If you mean West Texas sucks, then that's a given. It's the Chihuahuan desert.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 18:59:24 No.13067153 >>13067129 I suppose. Guess I can always call the hotline...No wait, I'm thinking of a different service.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:01:23 No.13067158 >>13067119 He already did come back

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:02:24 No.13067163 >>13067119 He hasn't even made it to Namek yet anon. Have faith.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:05:44 No.13067172 >>13067139 So long as it unites the men against the Pharaoh, and for the promise that our country holds, sure

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:07:25 No.13067176 >>13066335 Stupid censor making me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:09:04 No.13067182 >>13066715 http://i.imgur.com/VX0EdgZ.jpg Two words FLASHLIGHT VAGINA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:10:07 No.13067187 >>13066457 Hi Dante.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:10:16 No.13067188 >>13067182 >Asshole flashlight I can't take it seriously enough to get hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:10:59 No.13067191 >>13067182 I'd make halfbreeds with her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:11:00 No.13067192 >>13067182 I think a woman whose vagina is literally glowing is a bad sign.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:11:46 No.13067196 >>13067182 >oh wow, it sure is dark in here, better take off my pants

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:11:48 No.13067197 >>13066475 Kyon you piece of garbage, all waifus are not created equal, and some are indeed shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:12:33 No.13067200 >>13067197 Yes. Matangos are shit. Everything else is at least a okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:13:01 No.13067202 >>13067191 But Anon, Nephalem are half-breeds in the Diablo universe. They're quite literally the bastard children of demons and angels bumping uglies. What you'd do is probably birth the Anti-Christ.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:14:10 No.13067206 >>13067196 >I guess sex in the dark isn't so dark after all Alternately >How can you POSSIBLY not know where to stick it in?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:14:28 No.13067209 File: 138 KB, 800x1000, Im self-insert the lilim slicer, has a nice ring to it dont you think.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067187

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:14:57 No.13067212 >>13067188 goddamnit anon I wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't said anything

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:15:18 No.13067213 >>13067182 I'd hit it so hard hell would quake

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:15:20 No.13067214 >>13067209 >Magic knives. Don't have to explain shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:16:00 No.13067216 >>13067209 Everything about that comic is cringey, including this pic's filename.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:17:04 No.13067221 >>13067213 >Implying she wouldn't be the one to hit you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:17:20 No.13067224 >>13067216 Anon, do you really feel the need to complain about something that was never intended to be serious in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:17:21 No.13067225 >>13067216 I thought it was fun. I didn't find it cringey at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:18:01 No.13067228 >>13067224 Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:18:47 No.13067230 >>13067221 I am 100% okay with that. As long as it's just rough loving and not actual abuse.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:18:53 No.13067231 >>13067129 I've waited patiently this long. I can continue to do so. Thank you for your continued dedication, Maid Central.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:19:14 No.13067233 >>13067216 Here we go again

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:19:55 No.13067236 >>13067230 >Diablo >loving Nigger she's gonna put you through sexual hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:20:30 No.13067238 >>13067200 >ropers, succubtts, alps, nereids, ushis, beelzebubs, devil bugs, parasite slimes >okay

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:21:02 No.13067239 >>13067236 worth

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:21:21 No.13067241 >You will never have an adorable daughteru >You will never train her to wreck noobs in Souls and Bloodborne >She will never giggle with glee as she does so >At 3 Years Old

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:22:12 No.13067245 >>13067238 Succubutts and Ushis are totally okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:22:17 No.13067246 >>13067238 Anon stop with the shit flinging it gets us nowhere, it's not anything new, it doesn't help us get hard. Just stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:22:26 No.13067247 >>13067241 >saying noobs >ever

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:22:55 No.13067249

>>13067230
>>13067239

>Rough loving
>Not actual abuse

You're saying that as if Diablo isn't the kind of girl to not only fuck you straight through the floors of the High Heavens, but through the very crust of Sanctuary itself until she's humping you ragged on the planes of Pandemonium itself.

You'd better be ready for some almost borderline murderous sex Anon because she has at least 10 Evils inside of her soulstone, and that's about as many daughterus as she'll want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:23:19 No.13067253 >>13067209 FUCK YOU! Donte, no fan of the original series likes you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:23:46 No.13067255 >>13067241 It's cool my daughteru and I have just gone through most of my SNES collection. She really prefers retro games to newer generation games.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:23:59 No.13067256 >>13067238 >succubutts >Ushis I think you've made a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:24:20 No.13067258 >>13067202 And this is supposed to stop me how?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:24:21 No.13067259 >>13067245 Shit taste kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:24:49 No.13067260 >>13067249 I would give her as many daughters as she wants.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:25:05 No.13067262 >>13067182 >spoiler >not "Flesh Light" I am dissapoint, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:25:22 No.13067264 >>13067259 If you think that's shit taste I'd hate to see what your actual taste is. Ushi-Oni and Succubi are fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:26:42 No.13067270 >>13067255 Your daughteru has good taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:26:55 No.13067271 >>13067258 Because you're gonna carry that weight, knowing your daughteru is the bastard child of the Lord of Terror and your own flesh as she runs rampant and raping everything in sight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:27:15 No.13067272 File: 733 KB, 824x1320, 8demp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067259 Whining needlessly about monstergirls that get you fannyflustered-kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:27:51 No.13067274 >>13067264 Pretty much anything except those. A few other as well, but I'm not gonna make a list of all the girls I don't like. I mean, no one's THAT autistic. Right? RIGHT??

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:29:16 No.13067281 >>13067274 >doesn't like ushi-oni >doesn't like succubi automatically shit taste

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:29:47 No.13067284 >>13067272 Yeah, if you could like, look one post below you. Some girls are shit, and I am free to say that, the only one whining here is you, "don't express opinions I don't like" Nazi kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:30:31 No.13067286 >>13067281 >>13067284 Hey hey hey, let's not fight, alright It's been pretty peaceful. Let's keep the peace

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:32:22 No.13067291 >>13067284 >some girls are shit But that's just your opinion, and you're falling into exactly the same thing you're accusing him of. "Stop liking what I don't like!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:33:45 No.13067292 >>13067271 >Bastard >Implying I'm not marrying that. As A side note, I don't care if she can shatter a mountain with a single finger or not, no daughter of mine is running around the mortal realm acting like a whore

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:33:46 No.13067293 >>13067281 >Likes succuslut and spider cow

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:34:21 No.13067295 File: 1.17 MB, 2122x1500, 1407698206867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067293 >doesn't like spidercow There's bad taste and then there's unforgivable taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:35:23 No.13067298 >>13067122 Does he have a lich, a dog girl, a succubus, and a formerly jock alp with him?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:35:29 No.13067299 >>13067295 Not him but fuck that. I have a bad enough fear of spiders already.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:35:29 No.13067300 >>13067292 She'd have vagina-face Lord of Sin Azmodan as her inner slut, Anon. You can't stop it. Your demon daughter will take the Crusader's dick like a filthy, Succubi slut and her orgasms will bring about the reckoning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:36:07 No.13067303 File: 281 KB, 274x274, 1424219767138.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067299 She'll help you with that fear.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:37:17 No.13067307 >>13067298 He better, otherwise old man Jenkins will get away with it after all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:37:35 No.13067308 >>13067303 No I think she'll make that fear worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:38:27 No.13067314 File: 530 KB, 1200x1000, fatheruhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067299 Don't we have arachnophobes that like Arachne in here?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:38:38 No.13067315 >>13067308 Ah well. She can't be one hundred percent reliable, can she?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:38:44 No.13067316 >>13067295 >unforgivable taste. Couldn't have described your taste better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:39:06 No.13067318 >>13067281 But I'm not you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:40:50 No.13067322 >>13067314 >Child Support x18 Jesus CHRIST

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:40:54 No.13067323 Looking for monstergirl roomate! 400$ a month flat rate. Carnivorous types unwelcome

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:40:56 No.13067324 >>13067314 You can kinda count me, spiders that are over the size of a thumbnail freak me the fuck out, but arachne, Rachnee especially, makes me diamonds

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:41:17 No.13067326 >>13067291 >falling into the same thing Have I once said he can't talk about the monsters I think are shit or something? Sorry, but he is being a Nazi.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:41:55 No.13067328 It's like I'm really on /a/. You have shit taste; no u. Shit flinging and opinion slinging. Don't you faggots ever get tired of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:42:01 No.13067329 >>13064834 >>13064579 >ELH MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE SO WE SHOULD STOP USING ONE OF THE LAST THINGS THAT MAKES THESE THREADS ORGANIZED this is getting worse by the day

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:43:08 No.13067331 >>13067314 I am not one of them. I kill any and all spiders I see in my home.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:43:44 No.13067332 >>13065267 You know I have a harpoon gun specifically for this purpose

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:43:44 No.13067333 >>13067329 See: >>13064525 And then drop it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:43:56 No.13067335 >>13067328 Exactly, what goes on here goes on all over the site, all over the damn world IRL. The only way we could stop "flinging opinions" would be to transcend humanity

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:44:02 No.13067337

>>13067300
If she wants to put a ring on him the that's fine but if she's just prancing about like some common hussy the I am dragging her to the blackest pits and ground her for the next century so she knows what's is and is not acceptable in this plane of existence

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:44:19 No.13067339 >>13067328 Don't you ever get tired of whining?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:44:47 No.13067340 >>13067329 >Taking satirical commentary as anything but a joke These always blast everybody man. Untwist your panties.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:45:21 No.13067341 >>13067339 Nope. Sure don't, Faglord.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:46:30 No.13067344 >>13067331 Want to go on a spider killing spree?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:47:37 No.13067348 >>13067341 Well, enjoy your buttpain I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:47:47 No.13067350 So is this the part of the thread where I tell everyone who doesn't share my tastes to fuck off? because grapefags need to fuck off with their shit snake

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:48:02 No.13067351 >>13067324 >thumbnail Really faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:48:06 No.13067352 >>13065918 Fuck I love being a paladin

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:48:12 No.13067353

>>13041756

Size of residence: Medium
Education of Master: Bachelors
Current employment: None
Personality of Master: Easy-Going
Dating or Married: Single

Favorite Personalities: Loving, Devoted
Favorite body type: Fit
Favorite type of Monstergirl*: Jinko
Prefered age: 18-25
Arachnophobia: Don't hate them
Specific dislikes:None

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:48:46 No.13067356 >>13067249 I'll go with the not-greentext from earlier and say it'll be abuse that will eventually evolve into tender, loving rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:48:53 No.13067357 >>13067314 I generally fucking hate that's small and crawls around or flies, spiders especially but only the big ones. That being said I would impregnate a spider girl until she couldn't walk on any of her legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:50:05 No.13067360 >>13067353 >>13066936 Forgot to link current thread. Thanks in advance

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:50:10 No.13067361 >>13067344 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:51:28 No.13067365 >>13067357 No you wouldn't. You'd be too busy pissing your pants and manning the nearest flamethrower with the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:51:39 No.13067368 >>13067333 >I make a point on how people get butthurt about ELH >someone gets butthurt about ELH its.... magical!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:51:44 No.13067369 >>13067238 What's wrong with nereids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:52:32 No.13067370 >>13067314 Present. I even did a greentext a few weeks ago about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:52:39 No.13067371 >>13067361 Why not? We'll be making the world a better, more beautiful place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:52:53 No.13067372 >>13067368 No you're just trying to stir up shit. As per usual. Shit's been resolved and put aside.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:53:56 No.13067376 >>13065289 enjoy your corpse

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:54:10 No.13067377 >>13067365 You aren't me, you don't know what I will and wont fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:54:19 No.13067379 >>13067369 They kill women in order to turn them. Yeah, so we get more MGs, drowning them is still not okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:54:49 No.13067380 >>13067351 Perhaps I should have clarified, if the spider's main body is about the size of my thumbnail or larger, I freak out. Anything smaller I keep around cause they kill moths and shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:55:05 No.13067382 >>13067376 Enjoy your nothing because Monstergirls don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:55:47 No.13067384 >>13067372 >Trying to "stir shit up" by making a valid point >Butthurt grows like a wall vine Its....Magical!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:56:26 No.13067386 >>13067379 But they're just human women.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:56:29 No.13067388 >>13067377 >but not the big ones Sorry, didn't catch the first time. But you're weird, you dislike small spiders but like big ones? You taste like a liar.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:56:48 No.13067390 >>13067382 That's why I get my hookers to tape wings to their butts and pretend to be succubi

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:57:53 No.13067394 Debate-club anon is back. Have fun all, see you tomorrow when the shitflinging dies down.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:58:26 No.13067397 >>13067388 >especially but only the big ones Dammit, that's a typo on my part. Small spiders I can deal with because they can't really do shit, big ones I will light on fire if they come near me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:59:35 No.13067401 File: 534 KB, 1102x1600, look at my legs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at them. Aren't they wonderful?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 19:59:36 No.13067402 >>13067380 I hate spiders, but small or fuckhuge, I have yet to find one I couldn't swat. >>13067386 Nigger I'll only say it one more time: drowning people is not okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:00:08 No.13067406 >>13067388 Not him, but you know those giant spiders from LotR and the hobbit? Those scare me less than regular ones. Genuine phobias transcend logic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:01:26 No.13067411 >>13067397 I knew we were brothers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:01:37 No.13067414 >>13067402 Can you really call them people though?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:02:49 No.13067422 >>13067401 Is that guy a youkai like dakini, or someone she turned into a thrall?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:03:06 No.13067423 >>13067401 God no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:03:11 No.13067424 >>13067414 Let's see if he says it again after that 'only one more time' bs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:03:46 No.13067426 >>13067422 I think he's a lesser demon. At the very least, he's empowered by another semi-divine entity like Dakini. >>13067423 You have no taste. She is best girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:04:07 No.13067430 >>13067414 Damn. I thought I didn't like women...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:04:33 No.13067433 >>13067426 >best girl Not hard to be king of shit mountain.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:06:17 No.13067441 File: 208 KB, 383x576, 1398650517367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067433 Best of all girls, everywhere. She truly is wonderful. 10/10, would serve faithfully.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:06:55 No.13067444 >>13067406 I really don't get you. >>13067414 My personal feelings aside, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:07:54 No.13067449 >>13067109 colour her like a MGE weresheep, please

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:08:03 No.13067450 >>13067350 >Not liking the snake >Not tasting the grape >Can't find a mate >He's so undesirable not even a Matango would rape Shit taste detected. >>13067356 Diablo is incapable of love. Unless you dick her with 1 million DPS.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:09:16 No.13067455 >>13067449 >implying all MGE weresheep look exactly the same

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:10:13 No.13067465 >>13067449 Those are the MGE colours, It's just not shaded yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:11:12 No.13067469 >>13067455 Most everyone defaults to the profiles on looks. Now that you say this though, black weresheep when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:12:44 No.13067474 >>13067350 >>13067450 Apophis loves the BBC and made herself grape because of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:14:38 No.13067486 >>13067441 She's really not, but whatever you can like what you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:14:43 No.13067487 >>13067474 But Dr. Who is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:14:46 No.13067489 Thread relevant, newly translated: http://exhentai.org/g/787808/cee31fdab6/

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:15:15 No.13067490

How would monstergirls (and your waifu) feel about clones of human men? Would their spirit energy have the same "quality" as the original? If you were a clone yourself, would your waifu cling to you more when you go outside so you won't be stolen by other Monstergirls who husbando'd other clones and mistakenly think you're their man aswell?

Would there be all-out mamono wars over clone husbands?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:18:01 No.13067504 >>13067490 Clones are the stupidest fucking thing in sci-fi. I hate every story that involves clones.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:18:18 No.13067506 >>13067490 But Anon, You were a clone all along.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:18:28 No.13067507 >>13067486 Just remember, your girl will never be as good as Dakini.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:18:56 No.13067512 >>13067490 Clones have no souls, silly. No spirit energy. Monsters would probably think they're squishy robots.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:19:18 No.13067514 >>13067490 How the crap should we know? Would clones even have souls to produce spirit energy with?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:20:27 No.13067519 >>13067506 Go back to Austria.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:20:29 No.13067520 >>13067514 >>13067512 I wonder what KC would have to say about this...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:20:30 No.13067521 >>13067507 Why would I want my girl to be as good as shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:21:56 No.13067526 >>13067519 No, get to the choppa!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:22:21 No.13067530 >>13067520 Something stupid and non committal.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:22:45 No.13067535 >>13067489 This is adorable, although the sub-plot with MCs childhood friend feels a little unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:23:38 No.13067536 >>13067521 Because she's a better girl than yours, which makes your girl literally worse than shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:25:48 No.13067547 >>13067536 She's really not that good. She's just a shitty fox with a long tongue, sluts like you eat that garbage up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:26:26 No.13067548 >>13067526 Fuck you. It doesn't vork that vay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:26:36 No.13067550 File: 42 KB, 242x310, foxy grin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067547 >shitty fox Clearly, you have no taste. She is best faggotfox.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:27:25 No.13067551 >>13067489 Appreciated, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:27:30 No.13067552 >>13067550 Futacat and that shitty Manticore were better characters

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:28:26 No.13067554 >>13067552 Well now I know you have no taste. >doesn't like teasing immortal women What kind of man are you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:29:10 No.13067560 >>13067552 >>13067550 >>13067554 Oh boy. Okay, so here we go.

>>	Tarage/Underdog QC Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:29:17 No.13067561 File: 47 KB, 244x330, QC Time.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>>>/a/121420898 Dumbpire QC Double Madness.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:29:44 No.13067563 >>13067548 Dylan, you son of a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:29:46 No.13067564 >>13067552 >futacat and bobicore >better than anything Come now, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:30:55 No.13067566 >>13067554 >>13067560 >>13067564 >Replying to bait. Were you that hungry?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:31:09 No.13067568 >>13067561 Based. Thanks for not forgetting us, mang. >>13067563 >[Biceps closeup intensifies] Chill out, dickwad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:31:45 No.13067571 >>13067554 I don't really give a shit about monsters erotically anymore. I just want them to be around so life's a bit more exciting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:31:56 No.13067572 >>13067552 I want to adopt and raise a litter of manticore cubs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:32:14 No.13067574 File: 135 KB, 860x1004, Scathach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Screw your shitty argument.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:32:29 No.13067576 >>13067561 Thanks a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:32:34 No.13067577 File: 1.00 MB, 350x191, THISGONBGUD.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:33:21 No.13067578
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>>13067566
Just a lover of one of the best foxes.

>>13067571
You seem a bit burned out.
>>13067574
>>13067577
>>13067566
>>13067560
You guys are assuming there's going to actually be an argument.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:33:35 No.13067579 >>13067574 >those thighs >disgust.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:33:36 No.13067580 >>13067574 What are you looking at, thundertighs? ...W-Why are you blushing?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:34:01 No.13067583 >>13067574 Can I screw you though?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:35:20 No.13067590 >>13067574 >>13067577 >What is playful banter

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:36:32 No.13067594 >>13067535 Artist has a history of ntr so I'm not surprised.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:45:54 No.13067615 In this corner of the Waifu fight: Dakini the Fox demon.. In the other corner A Kumiho that doesn't want to be human. Who will you pick? Who will the winner be?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:47:42 No.13067620 >>13067615 Does the kumiho have crazy eyes, sharp teeth, and a long tongue? 'cause they're not even on the same footing without that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:48:03 No.13067622 >>13067615 I pick neither and I hope they both lose.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:48:14 No.13067624 >>13067615 Dakini is a minor god. Kumiho are strong but aren't god-tier. Dakini it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:49:20 No.13067627 >>13067622 >having this persistently shit taste >>13067615 I'll take the Kumiho. Doesn't need a possession target.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:51:33 No.13067634 >>13067615 >>13067622 Second.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:52:05 No.13067637 >>13067627 >shitty fox demon >shitty liver eater Yeah no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:52:34 No.13067642 File: 822 KB, 1286x970, 1388282669793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067615 Why make them seem such low tier? You'll hurt their feelings, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:53:36 No.13067649 >>13067637 >dakini >shit surprisingly poor taste tonight in mgt

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:54:29 No.13067651 >>13067649 >liking garbage I was about to say the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:55:14 No.13067652 >>13067642 >"Sex" >Not "Sekkusu"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:55:26 No.13067653 >>13067651 >thinking that dakini is garbage id ask why you would think that but id just get a smug answer so why bother

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:56:08 No.13067657 >>13067615 Neither.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:57:08 No.13067660 >>13067209 we never got a conclusion did we? Did he ever Psh, Nothing Personal the Smug off the Lilim!?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:58:00 No.13067663 >>13067634 >>13067622 >>13067657 >so many people picking nothing Man, what is with /mgt/ and being contrarian tonight?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:58:26 No.13067664 File: 234 KB, 554x452, 1423197212682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a Dragon use her claws as weapons, or would she wield a giant cleaver?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 20:58:41 No.13067665 >>13067660 >asking this when the artist's avatar is a fucking lilim

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:01:18 No.13067671 >>13067663 >"Why do people like different things mommy?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:01:18 No.13067672 >>13067615 The lizardgirl schilicking to the fight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:02:28 No.13067675 >>13067671 When presented with two options, the general response should generally not be 'I refuse to choose'. You seem to be mistaking this concept for 'waifu-ism', which is strange at best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:02:52 No.13067677 >>13067664 Claws, they're spears anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:05:40 No.13067688 >>13067675 Maybe because they don't like either options. Ever think about that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:06:30 No.13067689 >>13067688 Then they could just... not respond instead of going out of their way to say 'I don't choose'. That seems like a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:07:11 No.13067691 >>13067677 Okay, okay, you ugonna take your dick out of your mouth anytime soon Smaugh?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:08:00 No.13067695

>>13067615
I pick the Minotaur announcer, I'm sure seeing all that blood will get her all hot and bothered, that's when I show up in the booth asking if she's seen my mommy, I doubt she'll worry about the fact that I'm a grown man with how horny she'll be at that point.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:08:14 No.13067697 >>13067689 Yeah, except, you made it open to anyone, so...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:09:28 No.13067700 >>13067697 >except you made it open to anyone, so... Except it's not me, and I didn't. Why bother picking an option if you're just not going to pick?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:10:33 No.13067704 >>13067700 The way you phrased it, dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:11:41 No.13067709 >>13067704 >who will you pick? Implies a choice. Choosing not to pick, and posting as such, seems like a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:12:44 No.13067715 File: 483 KB, 800x844, 1398663535645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about her. Why does she wear the seal?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:13:33 No.13067718 >>13067715 Keeps her in line

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:13:54 No.13067721 >>13067715 Because even they have a sense of right and wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:14:04 No.13067722 >>13067704 >>13067709 Are you faggots actually doing this? Arguing over people that chose not to pick? I fucking hate all of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:14:26 No.13067723 >>13067715 because she a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:14:44 No.13067725 >>13067722 Arguing over people who posted to choose not to pick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:15:43 No.13067730 >>13067677 >>13067691 >Local man impales dragon with his black headed shaft.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:15:50 No.13067731 >>13067718 >>13067721 >>13067723 >missing an opportunity to banepost this hard

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:15:57 No.13067733 >>13067715 So she can devote all of her overflowing love to one lucky guy's pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:16:45 No.13067738 >>13067731 >baneposting >>>/tv/ Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:17:07 No.13067741 >>13067731 I haven't even seen the movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:17:11 No.13067742 >>13067715 No one cared who she was till she put on the seal

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:17:49 No.13067747 >>13067731 Ah, so you're the reason why the air here smells like radiation

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:18:34 No.13067750 >>13067738 you know you cant banepost on tv anymore right >>13067747 ho ho well memed my friend

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:19:39 No.13067756 >>13067742 If I take off the seal, would you die? >>13067741 It's not good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:20:24 No.13067759 >>13067722 We're just talking. >>13067709 Well you said it, choice, and some people chose not to pick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:20:54 No.13067761 >>13067759 >Well you said it, choice, and some people chose not to pick. Then... why post about your inaction? Wouldn't it fit better to just not reply?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:22:05 No.13067766 >>13067761 WAKARIMASEN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:23:03 No.13067769 File: 236 KB, 752x1062, 47696858_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://exhentai.org/g/787826/6459e21c37/ A sneak peek of something froggy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:23:37 No.13067771 >>13067738 telling people to fuck off won't make them fuck off, it's not that easy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:23:54 No.13067772 File: 458 KB, 800x1000, 1420433956473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067660 >We never got a conclusion Except we did nerdlord.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:27:13 No.13067783 File: 198 KB, 777x1340, 1396566334634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you fuck the GREAT DRAGON?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:28:29 No.13067786 >>13067783 I am unworthy of the great dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:28:31 No.13067787 >>13067783 >Those legs and feet Not disgusted, but certainly confused.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:28:34 No.13067788 >>13067769 I need this in my life. Right. Now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:28:39 No.13067789 >>13067783 She has strange ears, I want to blow in them and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:29:35 No.13067793 >>13067783 She needs to work harder on her human transformation.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:29:51 No.13067796 >>13067787 She's a dragon, anon. Dragons have claws.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:29:58 No.13067797 >>13067783 Is she gonna sing and dance and then accompany me in an awesome adventure throughout India?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:30:25 No.13067799 >>13067756 It would be extremely painful

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:31:08 No.13067801 >>13067799 You're a big spidercow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:31:16 No.13067802 >>13067799 FOR YOUR PELVIS.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:31:45 No.13067805 >>13067799 ...for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:33:38 No.13067815 >>13067805 Well, congratulations. You got yourself caught by a human man. So what's the next step of your master plan?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:34:39 No.13067817 >>13067786 Don't worry. She'll accept you into her life and make you of someone worthy of her magnificence -- but she can tell you have potential.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:35:51 No.13067820 >>13067815 Phase 1: get caught Phase 2: RAPE Phase 3: ???? Phase 4: Profit!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:36:06 No.13067822 You will never push Barometz from a high place in the school auditorium and splash everyone with her pulpy goodnesss.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:36:44 No.13067824 >>13067796 yeah, i know doofus but this is a weird type of claw

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:37:43 No.13067830 >>13067817 I mean, I guess I could trick kids into buying sriracha flavored snow cones under the guise of it being cherry.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:38:13 No.13067833 >>13067824 It's a fairly standard bipedal lizard claw.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:38:28 No.13067834 >>13067822 That sounds like murder to me mate

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:38:54 No.13067835 >>13067833 which looks strange when affixed to a person

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:39:36 No.13067840 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, yu3RHOa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Praise it everyday

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:40:03 No.13067841 >>13067822 >splash This means she died, she should have bounced.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:40:23 No.13067843 >>13067835 Well, monstergirls. They have weird, non-human features. >>13067840 Shame it's attached to such a shit girl.

>>	Maritan Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:40:53 No.13067847 File: 149 KB, 552x694, 45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067772

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:40:55 No.13067848 >>13067815 Crushing your pelvis. With no survivors.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:41:29 No.13067851 >>13067834 No, it's just a harmless prank, she's part of it. The brunt of the impact would be absorbed by the fruit and she'd be fine. Or maybe she'd bounce ten stories and go through the ceiling? Hmmm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:41:41 No.13067852 >>13067822 Please don't apply guro fantasies to the monstergirls. No one wants to imagine an innocent sheepgirl lying broken in a pile of GIGA PUDDI

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:43:02 No.13067856 >>13067840 Looking pretty phallic there. And NO.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:43:11 No.13067857 >>13067840 I want to raise a manticore to be a sweet, kind hearted girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:43:28 No.13067859 >>13067848 No, sister! They expect one of us in the pelvis wreckage!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:43:44 No.13067861 >>13067852 >That spoiler Anon stop or else you'll bring about her husband(?) GasMask

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:44:13 No.13067862 >>13067852 >Awwww, do you know how long this is going to take to grow back?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:44:45 No.13067864 >>13067840 Holy fuck, that is a fatass tail pussy. I didn't even know you could gain weight there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:45:50 No.13067866 >>13067797 Get out of here short round.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:46:33 No.13067869 >>13067864 I'd tell you how, but then people would get mad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:47:59 No.13067875 >>13067869 What, she doesn't use it enough and it actually gained weight? I didn't think that was a thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:48:23 No.13067877 If someone opened a monstergirl theme park, what rides and attractions would they have? Would you go if it existed?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:48:48 No.13067879 >>13067841 >>13067852 >>13067851

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:48:56 No.13067881 >>13067864 >Not shoving enough Hathorite milk into it that you can use her tailpussy as a daki >Not letting the bumps and ridges to become more pronounced inside of it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:49:16 No.13067883 >>13067877 Don't care and no. Theme parks suck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:49:18 No.13067884 >>13067875 Milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:49:55 No.13067886 >>13067877 What are you five? Dunk the alps.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:51:40 No.13067890 >>13067877 Kissing booths as far as the eye can see

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:52:02 No.13067891 >>13067886 No bully!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:52:05 No.13067892 >>13067877 Haunted house of course! With two setting of spooky Spooky, and nightmare featuring all of your favorite abominations!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:52:34 No.13067897 >>13067877 What would monstergirl mascot characters look like? If you had one with big meaty paws wear one of those character suits would she just leave them exposed or have double huge hands?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:54:33 No.13067902 >>13067892 >abominations That place is getting fucking burned to the ground. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0_eCyjve2E

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:55:28 No.13067904 >>13067902 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:55:38 No.13067906 >>13067897 >A Weresheep in a lamia mascot outfit. The real trouble is, heatstroke or taking a nap?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:56:15 No.13067909

>>13067847
would have preferred the comic to be about half the length. I mean, if you're just going to go out for noodles afterwords, what's the point in engaging in mortal combat?

Any combat situation where the combatants do not intend to pull each other's heads through their anuses is not legit enough for me

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:56:24 No.13067911 >>13067847 >>13067772 Is there any character who can take on Mari?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:57:15 No.13067918 >>13067877 Of course I would. I'd be in line for that watergun game where you're supposed to spray at alps until they cry, and the winner gets to spank theirs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:57:45 No.13067920 >>13067911 Don't know, most likely another lilim. That said >Power levels

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:58:08 No.13067922 >>13067911 Probably one of her sisters. Or her mom. Or a great human hero who ntrs her away from that guy she's totally just friends with.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:58:21 No.13067923 >>13067877 A Freak show involving a flat holst, a timid ushi-oni, an echidna that allegedly had an abortion, a human boy missing his left testicle, and a beared human female. Two of these are obvious lies though. The human female is just an elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:59:16 No.13067926 >>13067922 >>13067920 >tfw no MG fighting game

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:59:20 No.13067927 >>13067783 With legs like that? Absolutely!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:59:20 No.13067928 >>13067911 Presumably anything with the power level of a lilim. There might be some super badass wizard that could win, but then you have to ask yourself why. People of that power are either supervillains or really chill.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:59:22 No.13067930 >>13067877 All the walls have holes in them at varying crotch heights.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:59:36 No.13067931 File: 82 KB, 620x877, 1387641741922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067923 She can make sandwiches if she wants! Please, no bully!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 21:59:59 No.13067934 >>13067902 The nightmare route is not recommended for most customers! If you are easily scared or have a weak stomach, as well as a lack of curiosity, please reconsider going through the haunted house!

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:00:51 No.13067935 [DELETED]

>cover waifu in pleasure runes activated by sound
>blindfold her so she focuses on sounds even more
>the small vibrations in the air make her tingly all over
>the sound of your breathing slowly building the pleasure
>grab her by the hand and lead her to a dark room
>each steps is like a pleasure punch to the cunt
>guide her in, slamming the door as you step out, making her orgasm thee times in an instant
>lock the door, her body twitches as the lock engages
>play some classical music over the speakers in the room
>you swear you hear her crymaxing to the violins
>change to hip hop after and hour, the driving bass beat slam into her, sending her into convulsions
>she wants out after only twenty minutes of this
>silence
>begin blasting Dragonforce all the way to eleven for the next hour

Happy Anniversary honey.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:01:03 No.13067936 >>13067931 Making sand witches is illegal!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:02:28 No.13067938 >>13067934 Does the normal one have bullyable zombies? If not I'll just fake a heart attack and cuddle the crying zombies trying to hug me back to life

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:03:27 No.13067942 >>13067923 >beared human female and then I remembered that grizzly is a monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:03:49 No.13067944 >>13067938 All of the monstergirls are trained in first aid and restorative cuddling. However, touching first is not allowed, but you may be touched by the girls at no extra cost!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:07:37 No.13067956 >>13067935 Did she died?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:09:08 No.13067963 >>13067956 No, but she couldn't walk or pee straight for the next three weeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:09:28 No.13067964 >>13067944 Oh then it's shit. Bullying the undead would be the best part of haunted house's with monster girls.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:11:20 No.13067969

>>13067935
And then your tanuki waifu becomes a social pariah unable to conduct business meetings in person, only using a speakerphone set to minimum volume. Could you even remove pleasure runes? Would it feel good or like the worst tattoo removal imaginable?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:13:10 No.13067972 >>13067969 What about temporary pleasure runes? Not quite as good, not permanent, and they fade away fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:13:31 No.13067973 >>13067911 I will take on Mari. I am willing to bet I can keep her entertained for a few hours of fun hand holding snuggle sex! We shall see who can last longer!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:13:48 No.13067975 >>13067969 >Would it feel good or like the worst tattoo removal imaginable? This is monstergirl tech we're talking about, of course if would feel good. >Danuki Nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:14:44 No.13067978 >>13067897 >any MGs in Weresheep, Yeti, Dormouse costumes with overly cute designs >mascot girls confused why boys react to Yeti costume hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:15:27 No.13067981 >>13067973 Godspeed you crazy bastard

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:16:32 No.13067985 >>13067975 Come on, anon. Tanuki aren't all bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:16:47 No.13067986 >>13067978 >Dormouse Hoh boy, now I'm imagining a rest area filled with Dormouse's that got dragged along by their husbands/friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:19:45 No.13067990 >>13067911 .Less if he's able. Or else he'll die and Mari will find another apprentice

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:19:52 No.13067991

We here are pleased to announce our newest product for all of the wonderful ladies of MGC!!!
.
For this limited time only you can now order temporary Pleasure Rune tattoos!

PleasureTempRunes!

Simply apply the temporary rune, and enjoy the fun...........

<She calls the number and orders 12 sets before the commercial is over>

"Oh Honey?"
"Yes o loving dragon wife of mine?"
"Your not doing anything this weekend right?"
"Ohh, uh, no.....ohh crud...."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:21:05 No.13067993 >>13067991 >Your

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:22:49 No.13067997 >>13067985 People who think they can fix anything with money are abhorrent.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:24:45 No.13068000 >>13067997 >Money doesn't doesn't fix anything 'cept all the things it does

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:25:27 No.13068002 >>13068000 >I can't read

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:26:28 No.13068006 >>13067985 Of course not, especially after you replace all the milk in their house with organic milk and set them up with a vigorous work out regime that will build and tone their muscles.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:26:37 No.13068007 File: 282 KB, 1920x1080, 92b60338887af97daef81718a3c7e43fc67a8ff9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is this demon standing out front of my fox wife's temple. I am not sure what to do about it....

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:28:29 No.13068017 >>13068007 Give her eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:28:36 No.13068018 >>13068007 Stop being a faggot you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:29:43 No.13068021 >>13068007 tovarisch )))))

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:30:45 No.13068023 >>13068007 Molest tail.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:32:40 No.13068028

>>13067997
I'll have you know that is a racial stereotype good sir. My tanuki waifu came from a poor family and knows the value of the dollar. She also loves the fact that I've always seen her as a person, and the mother of my children, and not as my personal accountant.
she does however, do all of the taxes in the family, and does a damn good job at it too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:32:44 No.13068030 File: 72 KB, 462x599, 1723942124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What MG would look best in a nurse outfit?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:33:18 No.13068033 >>13068007 Ignore her. She's not your waifu, and she's a succuslut. Don't let her NTR her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:34:20 No.13068036 >>13067847 Hey isn't that the bartender with the pompadour from that one CYOA with the young apprentice who was working under that penguin bar-keep? whatever happened with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:34:55 No.13068039 >>13068007 Just go out there and do it. Just go out there and ask her what is she doing just standing there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:34:57 No.13068040 >>13065256 I bet your the guy that has a doggirl that barks all night.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:35:17 No.13068041 File: 2.08 MB, 1485x2152, 1380590918950.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068030 All of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:35:31 No.13068043 >>13068030 Trick question: All of them (Except matangos)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:36:58 No.13068047 >>13068017 Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:37:20 No.13068049 >>13068041 >posting shit monsters While your point still stands, fuck your image.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:37:34 No.13068050 >>13068036 No the bartender in the pic your referencing is the bartender in streets of rage 2 - first level

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:38:21 No.13068052 >>13068047 Danny pls Is that show even good?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:38:30 No.13068053 >>13068030 Asia?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:38:59 No.13068056 >>13068049 They're more monster than half of KC's "monster" girls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:39:04 No.13068057 >>13068053 That's Kiba.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:39:22 No.13068058 >>13068053 No, it's even dumber. Have you read the LN?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:39:44 No.13068061 >>13068050 He looks like he's seen some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:39:45 No.13068062 >>13067314 Right here. They give me the free-willies for the most part, but ever since I had that dream where I got hugged by one, I've been more passive toward them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:40:41 No.13068068 >>13068056 They're still shit characters.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:40:48 No.13068070 File: 607 KB, 1309x854, 1419295978304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068030 >>13068041 Snakes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:41:05 No.13068071 >>13068057 >>13068058 Ah, I heard of this, he changes back, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:41:43 No.13068072 >>13067314 >arachnee >with twin drills Sign me up for fatherhood

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:41:56 No.13068073 >>13068052 I like it, it's comfy to watch in a way

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:42:38 No.13068075 >>13068071 It's a joke chapter where Issei goes to a universe where everyone is genderbent and fem Kiba wants his dick. Badly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:42:47 No.13068076 >>13068068 >implying Hate harems all you want anon, but Miia, poison Suu, and Rach are all pretty great. don't let your hate of the series or where it's gone spoil that

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:43:11 No.13068079 >>13068071 Yes, but you never know, that side might come back. >>13068075 Wait what?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:43:17 No.13068080 >>13068030 The more "human" ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:45:24 No.13068086 >>13068075 Kiba's kinda gay for Issei though. I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:48:10 No.13068095 >>13068086 I think the first warning flag was when he was willingly turned into a woman so he could help nurse him back to health. I really hope a joke chapter with femVali is made sometime soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:51:09 No.13068103 >>13068086 Everyone is gay for Issei. The guy is a dragon and instead of hoarding gold and jewels, his treasure hoard is of pretty girls (reluctantly some men too).

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:52:03 No.13068108 >>13066805 >my application was answered minutes later after I went to sleep Fuck Fluffy moth is awesome though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:52:07 No.13068109 >>13068103 >his treasure hoard is of pretty girls So jewels and flowers?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:52:43 No.13068111 >>13068103 No, he hoards everything, as is a dragon's lot. He's already famous as fuck, and filthy rich. Its just that bitches are his most valuable collection.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:54:06 No.13068116 >>13068103 Those are bros.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 22:57:24 No.13068122 >>13068103 Don't forget how hard he's trying not to steal one of his friends crush. Poor Saji.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:00:28 No.13068127 File: 546 KB, 1200x1691, 07.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13067877 >implying it won't be just sex park like in picrelated >all rides are sex related >fuck-a-drom where you drive cars powered by sex >whack-a-pussy with your dick etc

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:02:04 No.13068133 >>13068127 IT'S BEEN TRANSLATED!?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:03:25 No.13068136 >>13068127 Imagine having to be an employee there, cleaning wads of cum and fluffy out of the drains >"Cleaner, come in." >"What is it this time?" >"A manticore got her tail stuck in one of the attractions." >"Again?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:04:00 No.13068139 >>13068133 Huh? Few months ago already

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:04:21 No.13068141 >>13067664 >>13067677 >>13067730 You guys made my day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:04:38 No.13068143 >>13068136 >"I guess having a fat tailpussy isn't as peaches and gravy as they say, huh?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:05:44 No.13068146 >>13068136 >cleaning wads of cum and fluffy out of the drains Nah, slimes exist for a reason Though you will need someone to pull tailpussies from getting stuck in random shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:06:00 No.13068148 >>13068127 >sorry, sweety, your vagina isn't loose enough to ride this ride yet, come back when your older

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:08:32 No.13068158

>>13068143
>>13068146
>"Cleaner, come in."
>"[Huffing intensifies]"
>"A-are you alright?"
>"Y-yeah, just fixed up that manticore, but the gloves they gave us had a hole in em'. Got barbed. What is it?"
>"A wyvern accidentally cut up the Snatch-A-Pole display. There's blood everywhere."
>"For fuck's sake."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:08:37 No.13068159 >>13068127 It's beautiful... I actually shed tear.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:10:02 No.13068165 >>13068158 >There's blood everywhere." >Blood >No mention of tears

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:11:18 No.13068167 >>13068158 >snatch a pole >wyvern >cut I don't like the sound of that

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:11:25 No.13068168 >>13068165 he's dead

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:12:06 No.13068169 >>13068168 Not him, the wyvern. Blood and tears everywhere, man.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:12:32 No.13068171

>>13068146
>"This is the fourth complain, Jim!"
>"What? What is this time? Did a kitsune get her tail stuck on a roller coaster?"
>"No it's those blasted Manticores again!"
>"Here we go. Alright, let me guess; got her tailpussy caught in a ride?"
>Heh, I wish! The damn things fat diposites take up too much space! They're taking up seats for their whole tail!"
>"Unbelievable."
>"Yeah! A row of one of the roller coasters was completely taken by one Manticore. That's three seats, Jim!"
>'Should we put up a sign about fat tailpussies.?"
>"No no. That's bad for business."
>"And this isn'T? We're losing money because seats are being taken by Manticore tails!"
>"Jim-"
>"We have to ban fat tailpussies."
>"But Jim, you'll cause an uproar. They'll call discrimination! Foul play!"
>"Then maybe they should get on the exercise wheel and stop guzzling so much cum their tails look like FUCKING tumours!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:13:21 No.13068175 >>13068169 >>13068158 But why is she bleeding?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:16:47 No.13068181 >>13068171 >Jim, what if we make Manticores pay for their fat tail pussy's seat >The airliners have started to do it, why can't we?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:17:22 No.13068183

>>13068175
>"Because she slipped and cut open the display case. The employees in side are fine, but apparently seeing them was such a shock that she got a nose bleed so bad she passed out."
>"Right..."
>"Oh and she's a looker too, apparently. Go take care of her and that manticore venom. Two birds with one cock."
>"Then my break time?":
>"Extended half an hour."
>"Oh, good."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:20:20 No.13068190 >>13066960 Uncle Bourbon, can you please tell us how you fucked demons on the surface?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:22:08 No.13068193 >>13068183 What if an employee has a wife? Is he still expected to fuck the guests?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:22:38 No.13068194 >>13068171 >not just forcing them to pay for every seat they occupy Shitty manager detected

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:24:10 No.13068196

>>13068181
>>13068194
>"Jim, think about it. I know you're stressed."
>"Fill up my glass."
>"Think about it; extra money from the Manticores for seats. More money, more profit."
>"But less people on rides. It's already bad enough the Kitsunes, the Wights, and the Pharaohs reserve half the damn park for their get-together's."
>"They do pay well, Jim."
>"Do you honestly think charging extra for seats is a good idea? They'll complain. Both party'll complain."
>"It's better than sitting on their tails by accident and getting a barb right up you-"
>"Right right. Personally, I'd rather they lose the pounds."
>"Jim, you can't just tell a girl to burn of her tail weight."
>"Truth hurts."
>"Jim-"
>"Fine fine. We'll charge extra for seats. If they can't afford paying more, then they can buzz off. Maybe to a gym."
>"You're really out of it today."
>"Bite me. So is that it?"
>"Sadly, no. There's more."
>"About the Manticores?"
>"About the Matango's."
>"....Pass me the whole bottle."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:25:16 No.13068198 File: 1.06 MB, 1300x1500, Nurse Kraken.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068030

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:25:27 No.13068199 Stop being racist to manticores!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:26:01 No.13068201 >>13068193 Of course they'd ask about his relationship status before hiring. It's like you don't even understand Office Boy culture.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:26:05 No.13068202 >>13068199 just the fat ones

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:26:33 No.13068204 >>13068199 Nothing against them. Just the ones with big fat tailpussies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:27:11 No.13068205 Fat tailpussy is the only pussy for me!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:27:16 No.13068206 >>13068199 It's not racism, its just that the fat ones should pay extra.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:30:44 No.13068212

>>13068201
>>13068193
>Be big, burly Ushi-Oni's husband.
>Work at MG Theme Park
>Wife is head of security, you're her top employee and generally manage the boys and girls with her.
>Wear special non-stain black suit and tie.
>MGs won't touch you, and you're only called out for the serious shit.
>Fight over a male, for instance.
>You've seen some shit.
>Once had to help your wife take down another one of her kind that got hopped up on some other girl's venom.
>You still have nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:30:59 No.13068213 File: 141 KB, 555x350, 1423079258611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Didn't your mother tell you not to stay up past your bedtime?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:33:45 No.13068219 >>13068213 What are you doing in my house? Go home. Except the cat you stay

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:33:53 No.13068220

>>13068193
Up to him. It's less an expectation and more of an inevitability. So if he's working there with a wife already, he's either a shit husband, or his wife likes the way other women taste on him, because he's going to get laid. Either as a part of cleaning up, or via "rape." Each employee signs a contract of consent, meaning there's no legal rape going on. If an employee runs away from a customer, it turns into a game of chase supervised by another employee, usually a succubus.

They use their magic to ensure no actually physical harm can come about of the hunt, so the employee isn't disabled or worse. That's just one way to join the chase though, you can always volunteer. It's one of the man free-range events hosted within the part that have no set location. Like a sexy game of tag. The big prize is the man who manages to avoid capture gets to be paired with the woman who captured the most men, if he so chooses.

You may think that this isn't much of a prize for a man avoiding rape, but factions are allowed in this event, meaning that the points of the parties which capture men, are transferred to their owner. A host of mummies for example, could be gaining points for a Pharaoh, and as such the prize for the man who avoids capture could be a few hours with some high-class woman he normally wouldn't get.

So as you can see, most employees get their dick wet, and it's less a rule and more an understanding. However there are low risk positions, like security guards who watch over the whole park from within secure booths. For it to be any other way would be like working as a whore and expecting to not get bough for sex. It's just not in the job description.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:35:16 No.13068221 >>13068213 >My mother died at child birth, and I never knew my father. I was left to grow up on the street and never had a mother or big sister type figure in my life, so no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:35:26 No.13068222 >>13068199 Its not racism if they're fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:35:39 No.13068223 >>13068213 No, but she told me sharing is caring.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:36:48 No.13068225 >>13068221 >"Don't you try to fool us with that talk, we've heard of you, now come and give us a hug." Then anon was cuddlefucked until dawn, he got no sleep that night.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:37:13 No.13068229 >>13068220 >abominations are regular customers and hog up all the rapeable male employees

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:39:30 No.13068233 >>13068213 What does my bedtime have to do with- You know what? I don't even care at this point, just let me grab something to drink first.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:39:58 No.13068235

>>13068229
>"One employee per rape, ma'am."
>"B-but why?"
>"Those are just the rules of the game, miss. The group events are this way, here, I can guide you."
>She tugs on his shirt
>"W-what if I want you to stay with me, a-after."
>"Well, miss, we have cuddlebooths for that very reason. I'd be glad to."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:41:03 No.13068238 >>13068225 How do they react when he cries in his sleep, glad that they cuddled with a lowly street urchin like him, instead of brutally raping him and leaving immediately after like all the other girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:41:08 No.13068239 >>13068235 Sign me the fuck up

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:44:00 No.13068245

>>13068239
You can also request an employee for the rest of the day, meaning that they won't have to leave on an errand. So what do you do when she asks to take you to the house of horrors? How will you react when she clings to you crying because some one she doesn't know keeps holding her hand, when that's something only lovers do? What does she do when she finds out It was your hand all along.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:45:09 No.13068248

>>13068212
>Start out as a wimpy skeleton of a man before you met her
>5 years of being married to your Ushi-Oni wife has made you full bear mode
>you've lived through hell
>mindbreaking, pelvis smashing, ball draining, hell
>but you've become a better man for it
>your strength now rivals the average MG and you haven't even started being incubised yet
>Work security with your wife
>the other men rely on thick armor, tasers, and other non lethal weapons
>but not you
>since that indecent where your wife was insistent on you finger banging her your arms and hands have become strong enough to hold back any MG fight
>you only wear a vest to show off your fuck huge arms

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:46:16 No.13068249 >>13068047 I believe I've been poisoned by my constituents! >>13068052 It's like Seinfeld if everyone was sociopathic Kramer.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:47:20 No.13068250
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>>13068238
How about a story where an Anon with depression gets his smile back with the help of his Cheshire waifu

>"There's that smile, I was looking all over the place for it."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:48:02 No.13068251 >>13068248 That guy sounds like Bane... Is Bane+Ushi-Oni a thing now? Can it be one? Tell me about the vest, why does he wear it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:48:40 No.13068254 >>13068250 I'd read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:48:53 No.13068255 >>13068250 You mean like that hellhound one?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:49:41 No.13068256 >>13068251 Because he has big arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:51:24 No.13068259 >>13068251 "So tell me Bane, what's the next part of your plan?" "Raping everyone on this plane, WITH NO SURVIVORS."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:53:29 No.13068264 >>13068255 Except more mental healing. Like the MC had a traumatic moment in his life prior to meeting the Cheshire and has constant nightmares because of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:55:10 No.13068267 File: 160 KB, 900x1875, pure waifu material.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are xenos monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:55:13 No.13068269 >>13068248 >fingerbanging an ushi-oni That, my friends, is true bravery. >married to an ushi-oni Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:56:40 No.13068272 >>13068267 I sure hope so if it means I can get Quarian pussy. My nigga, Tali best girl

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:58:23 No.13068274 >>13068267 >Implying MAMONO MANA wouldn't just boost the fuck out of her race's immunity to pathogens.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 23:59:54 No.13068276 >>13067969 >>13067972 Pleasure Runes cannot be removed, and I don't think they've made temporary ones (Yet) An alternative, however, is clothing sewn with Pleasure Runes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:00:49 No.13068277 >>13068245 I would do my job and please the customer to the fullest. Its okay if she grows attached to me, because then I make more money for the company

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:02:37 No.13068281 >>13068276 >crotchless panties with pleasure runes sewn into them How nicely lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:03:27 No.13068283 >>13068276 see >>13067991

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:03:56 No.13068284 >>13068277 Just remember, no relationships allowed. We don't want a repeat of that Yandere Bicorn incident a few years back.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:05:23 No.13068286 >>13068245 I believe there would be several jewelery stores on the park grounds for this very purpose.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:06:11 No.13068289 >>13068284 Of course sir, I will follow company regulations.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:06:22 No.13068291 >>13068276 >an open-chest sweater with pleasure runes along the arms >boyshorts with pleasure rune writing on the butt >thigh-highs with pleasure runes running up the entire side I would touch a MG wearing these on a bus or train any day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:06:24 No.13068292 >>13068267 >Tali Totally buying the Kotobukiya figure when it comes out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:07:11 No.13068296 >>13068267 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:07:35 No.13068298 >>13068291 >Spoiler They want you to anon. That's why they're wearing them in public in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:08:00 No.13068301 >>13068267 >Those hips >That skintight suit >That accent The best alien waifu.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:10:02 No.13068305

Are pleasure runes for you or her? Do they make you feel better, or do they make her feel better?

>>13068286
Whilst there is a jewellery store, it is for customers only. There is something of a "graduation" event amongst employees, but it's generally understood that the store is the last the employee will ever use unless they come back as a customer. After all,
>>13068284

There is a re-union event for all the graduated employee-cum-customers, though. Sex is purely optional however, as the event is mainly geared towards the ex-employee and their wives. There is a side-attraction for those blessed with polygamy, however.

>>13068289
Truly, a model employee. Expect a raise.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:10:27 No.13068306 File: 169 KB, 800x1132, 7d3ca5a45a4ccd6718ff35df33904f56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:11:03 No.13068307 File: 161 KB, 900x1200, tali__zorah_vas_neema_by_thelivingmachine02-d2zpi85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068301 >>13068292 >>13068272 damn straight

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:11:33 No.13068308 >>13068306 Would I uncoil all those snakes and corrupt that human woman into a succubus? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:11:34 No.13068309 >>13068306 Uhhhh would the dragons all be participating or just watching?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:11:35 No.13068311 >>13068306 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:12:25 No.13068314 >>13068306 Where are those even attached? Are they tails? Is she just a normal girl with horns and a bunch of snakes? What is she from?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:12:45 No.13068317 >>13068309 Which is worse? Nine sets of eyes judging your technique, or if they help?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:13:20 No.13068318

>>13068284
>>13068305
>No Relationships
>"Graduation Event"
And this is why the park has such a high employee overturn rate. Oh well, always more job-seekers out there.

>Pleasure Runes
They amplify the sensitivity of whoever is wearing them, either on their body or clothes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:13:27 No.13068320 >>13068307 Shame that her facial reveal was so disappointing. Also that goddamn singing section in the Citadel DLC Fucking Bioware

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:14:05 No.13068323 >>13068306 is that some sort of trick question gimmie that ass

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:15:02 No.13068328 >>13068306 This reminds me of D&D Tiamat...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:15:15 No.13068330 >>13068308 >>13068314 She's a dragon.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:16:03 No.13068332
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>>13068320
ME3 was such a dissapointment to long term fans

I still bitch about it with my friends everyday

they could have at least modeled her face and not used the shitty stock photo

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:17:18 No.13068335

>>13068318
Well, anon. The employees themselves are also an attraction. Sure there are some old classics, but you need new ones every now and then. Not that we have no long-term employees. Take our legendary Sir. Reginald, a bachelor incubus ho has been here since the park opened. He's still a favourite of the higher-class women.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:17:20 No.13068336 >>13068332 I didn't mind ME3 for the most part personally. But everything about The Catalyst was awful. And Tali's face reveal was also such a cop-out. Hell, they didn't even use the face of her VA or somethin'!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:18:13 No.13068342 File: 1.22 MB, 919x2156, 1390023936125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Upside down boobs?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:18:37 No.13068343 >>13068335 However has this figure avoided getting taken home by some girl or another over the years?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:20:04 No.13068347 File: 119 KB, 788x1013, why can't we have this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068336 It was. The game was fine for the most part, but that fucking ending just kills it. All I wanted was a happy ending with my waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:20:04 No.13068348 >>13068332 >>13068307 >>13068267 Dumping is a no-no, and xenos haven't been monstergirls the last twelve times you've asked.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:21:19 No.13068352 >>13068347 Eh, my headcanon, Blue Ending, Shepard-mind makes a little human bio-tech Reaper body to inhabit, moves to Rannoch, happy ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:22:10 No.13068356 File: 324 KB, 704x810, saryn chompers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068348 damn, how did you know it was me?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:23:33 No.13068358 >>13068356 Stop wasting images on ugly shit you fuck. >>>/d/

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:24:26 No.13068360

>>13068343
There are rumours he has a thing with the Bicorn Manager of the park, and it is also rumoured that generations of his bastard children have turned up as employees of the park, following in his footsteps, but no hard evidence has been found either way. They do say that you can tell his progeny by the way he manipulates them into finding a loving wife from the shadows.

Some say it's a sad legend, and there are times when you can see him on the balcony of the penthouse, staring at the moon lonesomely having bedded yet another high-class woman he doesn't care for. Perhaps he just doesn't want to see his children end up the same way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:27:11 No.13068367 >>13068360 A life of pleasure, but not of happiness? How lonesome indeed. And this is why the park's otherwise high overturn rate is certainly far from a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:29:55 No.13068376 >>13068360 >loving waifu wingman who helps you get your dick drenched Why is this bad?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:33:05 No.13068382

>>13068367
The park is a life of pleasure, indeed. Every ex-employee says that they loved the park and wouldn't give their memories there for anything. That the park still blesses their lives in the wives that they found there, but that's the thing. They are the ex-employees. It's a circle of love, and to live it in limbo is a sad thing. Of course, many high profile celebrities have offered to outright buy him, but he has a strange loyalty to the park.

>>13068376
He's single, anon. Unless you're referring to the bicorn, but they aren't actually a couple. There's just a strange on and off thing which has persisted throughout the years. It's all just rumour and conjecture, anyway. It's not like he hates it. You should have seen his smile when he was out paddling in the lake with that Wight from last week.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:33:59 No.13068384 >>13068292 I've never wanted to buy a figure until you just said that

>>	PantyQuest Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:36:44 No.13068394 File: 248 KB, 654x1000, 13467534763243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm back, let's see if I can catch up a little. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/xHpk6DMJ New page: http://pastebin.com/PWXgevba

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:37:32 No.13068399 What kind of men would a brothel that serves monster girls hire? what kind of monstergirls would go there

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:39:06 No.13068404 >>13068399 Cute and handsome men only.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:39:32 No.13068406 I went up into my attic to look for some things and I got several different strands of spider silk all over my face. Why do I feel like such a slut?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:39:38 No.13068407 >>13068399 Slim bishounen and rugged men would be the top-of-the-line men there. All the "bad" MGs would go there, like Manticores, Ushi-Onis, and Apophis, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:40:06 No.13068408 >>13068399 >what kind of monstergirls would go there Ushi-Oni and Oomukade, along with other shut-in girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:40:53 No.13068411 >>13068406 Because you are one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:41:06 No.13068412 >>13068399 There would be a few men who play the dom, for any Monster Girl who's depraved enough to allow a man to dominate her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:41:55 No.13068416 >>13068399 The shittiest and most undesirable ones. Like oomukade, all insects, HORSE PUSSY except unicorn, matango, pharaoh etc

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:42:42 No.13068420 >>13068406 Only a slut would want a girl to silk on him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:42:44 No.13068421 >>13068399 >>13068407 >>13068408 Nah, the ones who would go to brothels would be bonnet-tipping losers who can't get a guy for themselves. And the handsome singles hired there would have to serve them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:43:14 No.13068424 >>13068412 >bait

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:43:52 No.13068428 >>13068416 >pharaoh >undesireable wut

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:45:46 No.13068437

>>13068394
I sometimes get them confused with Dark Angel, haven't looked at either of their designs enough to imprint them in my mind. Just gotta remember which one is shit and which one isn't. Gonna be a long time before you get to my waifu though so keep being awesome and don't quit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:46:14 No.13068442 >>13068394 YES/10

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:46:16 No.13068443
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>>13068420
>You will never have a relationship with the aggressive and dominant Arachne who lives in your attic.
>By day you're just an average joe who works at an office, from 9 to 5.
>At night you're in the attic, following the wishes of your Spider Mistress.

M-My name is Anon, and I'm a slut for Spider Girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:47:04 No.13068447 File: 631 KB, 700x1119, 28feb5393d50ea390d3a0903b71bd7ab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you ayy lmao girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:47:08 No.13068448 >>13068394 He's back! I missed you. No alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:47:25 No.13068450 >>13068437 You the weresheep guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:48:32 No.13068454 >>13068447 >Girl That's fucking Saint Walker, you idjit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:48:38 No.13068455 >>13068443 >>13068406 What, did you start ahegoing and do those double peace signs while getting your face coated?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:49:02 No.13068456 >>13068443 >not bug bombing the shit out of that attic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:49:37 No.13068458 >>13068454 I know

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:49:38 No.13068459 >>13068428 She's a meanie and she looks like a human.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:50:01 No.13068462 >>13068447 >confusing saint walker with any hobag Nigga I wish that my wishes give you cancer. Of the dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:50:09 No.13068463 >>13068450 No the Holstaur guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:50:26 No.13068464 >>13068454 Glad I'm not the only one who saw that... On the other hand, perhaps a little hope is what we all need.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:50:38 No.13068466 >>13068428 Too human She is not even cosplay tier like kitsune or succubi

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:50:58 No.13068469 >>13068459 >She's a meanie Not all pharaohs are mean. >She looks like a human No u

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:51:33 No.13068472 >>13068456 >killing dominant pussy your the real' monster

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:51:37 No.13068473 >>13068456 I'll bomb your waifu back to the Stone Age bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:53:18 No.13068477 >>13068472 I think it's more the monstergirl, not that he's dominant.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:53:37 No.13068478 >>13068466 That doesn't make her undesirable, just not fitting to your particular tastes. She's still a beautiful woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:54:03 No.13068481 >>13068455 >Mistress makes you walk in public with strands of spider silk all over your face. >Monster Girls gasp and blush as you walk past, feeling dirty.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:54:19 No.13068484 >>13068477 *she's

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:54:29 No.13068485 >>13068477 You're a bully.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:55:10 No.13068487 >>13068485 He's not me fucktard. But he is right

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:56:05 No.13068490 >>13068485 I'm not even the guy who said to bug bomb the attic pendejo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:56:28 No.13068491 buying spiderpussy 1mil

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:56:51 No.13068494 >>13068478 >*human woman FTFY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 00:59:52 No.13068509 >>13068491 >1 millon dollars for pussy To paraphrase: No pussy is worth a million dollars! Not even my Mama's pussy is worth that much! I don't care if your pussy got a golden cape with a big S hanging from it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:00:37 No.13068512 >>13068491 I have a jumping spider in spats, a gothic spidergirl, and an ara ara aunt spiderwoman.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:00:38 No.13068513 >>13068494 By all monstergirl standards she'd be attractive, seeing as she looks much like a succubus sans wings, and Succubi are the pinnacle of attractiveness to them. Perhaps unsurprisingly, monstergirls resemble human women. Shocker!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:01:23 No.13068514 >>13068394 You know if you registered a pastebin account it'd be a lot easier for everyone involved. For you it means the power to edit, for us it's an easy way to look at old stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:01:37 No.13068516 >>13068512 I'll take the gothic spidergirl. Does she come with lace and chains?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:01:41 No.13068517 >>13068512 >jumping spider in spats This has yet to be drawn, you're not fooling me!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:02:53 No.13068520 >>13068516 Yes but she's also an Ushi Oni. That's okay, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:03:20 No.13068522 >>13068520 I don't see a problem here. Bring on the spidercow!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:04:12 No.13068525 File: 135 KB, 506x900, 1404380891171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big fat cat tats, red-and-raw-spanked cat butts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:05:15 No.13068531 >>13068520 >Ushi-Oni Goth I want to see her do the Goth dance from South Park.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:05:43 No.13068532 File: 618 KB, 657x890, 1410521943216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068512 Ara ara aunt spiderwoman please. >tfw you'll never be introduced to your estranged, erotic Arachne aunt. Who then comments on how much you've 'grown'.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:06:06 No.13068535

>>13068517
>you will never go to the track with a jumping spider gf
>you will never have the track to yourself with her
>she will never ask you to watch her jump
>she's wearing spats
>you will never see her jump towards you with such force the spats rip off and the funtime begins

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:06:27 No.13068537 >>13068532 Please no, one of my mom's friends made that very comment yesterday and she was an old hag already.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:07:01 No.13068540 >>13068525 The best!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:07:25 No.13068544 >>13068537 >not dicking her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:07:47 No.13068546 >>13068537 That's no way to talk to your sexy Arachne aunt, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:08:28 No.13068548 >>13068544 >dicking a 3DPD old hag Anon, I am not that desperate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:10:41 No.13068558 >>13068525 Eww Cosplay pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:11:59 No.13068565 >>13068537 >not shoveling that snow

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:12:28 No.13068567

>you will never be a U.S. Congressman who enacts a filibuster against a controversial bill you harshly oppose.
>you will never start that filibuster by reading every entry in the MGE and every fan fiction from pastebin to Congress, broadcasted live on news channels across the country.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:12:59 No.13068569 >>13068565 That's a weird fucking euphemism Tell me more monster related ones

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:13:42 No.13068571 >>13068567 One day anon, one day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:14:21 No.13068574 >>13068567 >U.S. Congressman STANDING HERE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:14:39 No.13068576 File: 96 KB, 706x1000, 24e1576c9641ef97619ca8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068558 GOD DAMN Anon! There's a limit to how much of a fag you can be. Rein. It. In.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:14:56 No.13068577 >>13068574 Dont fuck with this senator, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:15:10 No.13068580 >>13068567 >>13068571 >>13068574 Thank you for restoring my faith in the democratic process. Now you either pay the three dollars, or go back in and get an additional sticker.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:15:31 No.13068583 >>13068574 it was all just a future predection and it begins now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:16:19 No.13068585 >>13068574 WAAAY too early. You fucking faggot, you left me alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:16:28 No.13068586 >>13068567 >Fan fiction

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:17:02 No.13068588 So, say you finally get your dream Monster Girl. Do you have to help her out with anything? (Tail or Hair Brushing, Pushing a Wheelchair, etc)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:17:37 No.13068589 >>13068580 Fuck you Michelle, you old troll!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:18:17 No.13068591 >>13068588 She doesn't have hands, so I'll have to help her out with a lot of more precise work.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:18:18 No.13068592 >>13068588 Seal application. On a side note what would happen if you put the runes on an ushi onis seal?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:18:31 No.13068593 >>13068569 Give me a some MGs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:19:22 No.13068596 >>13068588 I have to wash her back and the, uhh, the wingpits? I guess they're called wingpits. And I need to keep telling her that unlike that one guy, I'm not cheating on her with an Anubutt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:19:28 No.13068597 >>13068588 I'd help her out with daily hygine

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:19:30 No.13068598 >>13068588 Milking daily, and fucking at least once every couple weeks. Though its not like I wouldn't fuck and milk her several times a day anyway so its no burden.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:19:56 No.13068599 >>13068592 Honestly ,the opposing magics would make her head explode.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:20:02 No.13068600 >>13068588 >Familiar Probably have to move all the furniture

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:20:25 No.13068603 >>13068589 I'm not forcing you to do anything, those are the rules.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:20:58 No.13068605 >your monster waifu wants to have sex >but she wants to do it with music >she wants you to choose it What's your choice?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:21:18 No.13068606 >>13068593 Yeti Holsty Fairy Crow Tengu Merrow Chimera Glacies Werewolf Nekomata Sea Slime Lich Anubutt Blue Slime Jurogumo Jinko That panda

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:22:19 No.13068609 >>13068588 >Crow Tengu Wing cleaning duty

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:22:39 No.13068611 >>13068605 swing from the 1930's

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:23:01 No.13068614 >>13068605 If I Had Possession Over Judgement Day, by Robert Johnson. One of us will be an ahegaoing mess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBIa-kYc1PI

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:23:42 No.13068616 >>13068605 Through the fire and flames.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:23:48 No.13068618 >>13068605 Spooky scary Skeletons With a skeleton I'd be too scared

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:24:35 No.13068622 >>13068605 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7oEYe4ePc She should know better. If she objects to that I can queue up some Nickelback or Cold Play.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:24:50 No.13068625 >>13068605 I say this every time is topic gets brought up... Is It A Crime.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:25:27 No.13068627 >>13068605 Freebird. On a loop. For hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:26:32 No.13068629 >>13068588 >Dormouse I'd need to make sure she eats, though they can sleepwalk to do most things. They're more self-sufficient than most give them credit for.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:27:41 No.13068633 >>13068605 This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8 >chest rubbing intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:30:29 No.13068643 File: 150 KB, 406x591, 1379566139298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"No buts little missie, you're going to spend the weekend with your father and that's final!" >"Oh, Anon, you're here already?"

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:31:43 No.13068646

>>13068588
Just make sure to take care of things she can't handle on her own. Share the workload and all that.

Beyond that, just making sure that she's comfy and has a room of her own.

>>13068605
Either Free Bird or The Bolero. Though that awkward moment when she insists I sing 'Big Balls' for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:31:54 No.13068648 >>13068605 >Kitsune What does the fox say. I hate that song but it would be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:33:07 No.13068651 Goku and the Z fighters have found themselves in monstergirl land! They radiate such an immense amount of spirit energy that sensitive beings can feel their location across the world. What do they do and how do the monsters react?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:33:55 No.13068654 >>13068605 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9mDSLUIlmU Gotta go with Steve Vai

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:34:32 No.13068655 >>13068605 http://youtu.be/pIHXQHztvzw

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:34:35 No.13068656 >>13068643 You're welcome to come with us, we're just going to the park, and maybe the arcade. (Just don't tell her about the arcade, it's a secret)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:35:30 No.13068659 File: 598 KB, 727x1000, 1396598033947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068648 >HFW >She proceeds to through the floor you >Worth it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:35:50 No.13068660 >>13068651 Yamcha is raped to death, Chiaotzu is /ss/ bait and Krillin and Tien actually score succesfully until their waifus come to get them back. Goku and Vegeta shout at each other. Gohan gets laid too. Piccolo hangs out with the Matango.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:36:26 No.13068664 >>13068655 the whole OST was A-tier, might as well cuddle and watch the movie after going at it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:36:47 No.13068666 >>13068651 Monkeys and monsters get alped. Namekians become green skin girls with big tits. Krillin gets any woman he wants forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:37:06 No.13068668 >>13068651 Stand around screaming and powering up for about five episodes...which amounts to five minutes in their time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:38:03 No.13068671 >>13068666 Krillin gets a Tanuki, because 18 is a money-grubbing bitch. Yamcha is raped by a single Devil Bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:38:31 No.13068675 >>13068643 >MGE >divorce Noice I want some suffering

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:38:55 No.13068679 >>13068671 Yamcha fucks catgirls, so many catgirls and familiars.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:40:36 No.13068683 >>13068675 >MGE I don't recall saying anything about that. Fuck MGE. >>13068679 He gets pussy until the NTR pig shows up. And the pig is also the cat's childhood bully, so there. And then Yajirobe drinks a pitcher of Holst milk.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:41:37 No.13068688

>>13068651
>Goku, Krillin, and Vegeta reject any monstergirl who tries to make a pass at them because shit bro they be married.
>Piccolo gets ignored entirely because NO DICK.
>Goten and Trunks probably get a legion of suitors each.
>Tien and Chiaotzu ignore any advances because, I don't know.
>Yamcha gets separated from the group and later gets pinned down and raped. By an Elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:42:40 No.13068691 >>13068643 Daughteru dicking intensifies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:42:40 No.13068692 >>13068688 >Mr. Popo has to come and save them by fucking all the bitches

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:42:56 No.13068694 >>13068688 >Ignoring the fact that any monsters get turned into girls >Thinking that it doesn't apply to space apes and slug people

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:43:50 No.13068696 >>13068691 Next time we get a Waterworld pic, we need to have that guy who wanted to fuck the girl with the map on her back saying dick the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:44:20 No.13068699 >>13068692 We're talking canon, not abridged.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:44:29 No.13068700 >>13068643 Yeah. Traffic was light. So how long?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:45:05 No.13068701 >>13068696 There was one in the very first or second waterworld pic but it was some asian chick. I've never seen the movie so I don't know who.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:45:11 No.13068702 >>13068699 >talking canon Look at this faggot. Look at this faggot and LAUGH!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:46:13 No.13068706 >>13068701 >I've never seen the movie >hasn't seen Waterworld It was the most expensive movie ever made at the time. Go watch it. It has stuff in it. Lots and lots of STUFF.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:49:03 No.13068711 File: 319 KB, 642x764, shoujo - parasite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you like a blowjob from a Thing Girl? I would.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:49:45 No.13068712 [DELETED]

>>13068606
Shampooing her fur
Mashing her cud
Twinkling her sparkles
Dusting those books/carnalling her knowledge
Topping her cap/Mixing your white and red
Knocking her sane/whole
Grinding her cube
Taming the curse
...
Pressure washing her bell
Touching her soul
...
...
Shellacking her web
Pile driving her stripes
Waxing ass

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:50:23 No.13068713 >>13068588 Tail and hair brushing, and paw massages are a privilege to help her with.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:51:22 No.13068717 >>13068713 >paw massages are a privilege Anubutt has you whipped, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:52:16 No.13068721 >>13068712 >Grinding her cube That one got me.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:52:29 No.13068722

>>13068701
They honestly ask the guy to dick their daughteru in the movie at that part.

>>13068696
>We
Some guy already started posting whatever he felt like so it's not like there's a pure line past part four anyway. Probably devolve into a free for all soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:52:52 No.13068723 >>13068711 I sure would.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:53:06 No.13068724 >>13068711 Flamethrower

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:53:41 No.13068725 >>13068712 >No euphemism for Anubis sexing I am disappoint. >>13068717 You say that like it's a bad thing. You say that like I wouldn't enjoy massaging and caressing her perfect form even before she whipped me into shape.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:53:57 No.13068727 >>13068711 It sure looks like two of those are going inside... Bueno~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:54:19 No.13068730 >>13068712 Amazing, Great, Fantastic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:54:24 No.13068731 >>13068722 >free for all But the new shit was from the Postman and Mad Max 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:54:45 No.13068732 >>13068727 Goddammit I didn't even see that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:55:24 No.13068735 >>13068712 >Touching her soul I want to see a Lich squirm and moan as I rub my dick all over her soul.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:55:27 No.13068736 >>13068717 Anubutt isn't even my favorite Monster Girl but I'd give a lot of stuff just for the privilege of serving her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:55:29 No.13068737 >>13068725 >bad thing Just an observation. I don't judge. Can't afford to.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:55:49 No.13068740 >>13068731 Part 5 was not the original guy. Usurper! Imposter!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:56:52 No.13068741 >>13068732 Around Things, watch your... things?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:58:16 No.13068742 >>13068736 Mah nigga. >>13068737 Who's your waifu then, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 01:58:18 No.13068743 File: 472 KB, 1200x900, Please be gentle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068651 Poor Yamcha.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:00:00 No.13068746 >>13068725 All I thought about came out too dirty, the point of a euphemism is white washing the truth, no? I

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:00:50 No.13068749 >>13068742 Dragon. Vanilla Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:02:01 No.13068752 >>13068746 Well, I suppose so. Can we hear them anyway? >>13068749 >Vanilla Dragon Then you are mah nigga too.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:03:17 No.13068756

>>13068717
>You will never massage your Anubis' paws like pic-related >>13065793
>You will never tell her how soft, yet firm her paw pads are, pressing into them and rubbing them in a circular motion with your strong thumbs.
>You will never pat her on the head to calm her restless tail, so it can stay still long enough for you to brush it.
>You will never run your fingers through her luxurious, Egyptian fur while she struggles to maintain her composure.
>You will never finish by kissing her hand paws, which finally sets her off, her face turning red and steam coming out of her ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:03:18 No.13068757 >>13068749 >>13068752 Vanilla Dragon a good, but the best Dragon is Blue.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:04:12 No.13068758 >>13068605 >dragonfu Shadow of the colossus OST

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:04:33 No.13068759 File: 609 KB, 1000x1200, Zappy-Sama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068757 Hopefully we'll see KC tackle chromatics soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:05:00 No.13068760 >>13068757 Zappy-sama is watching you type this, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:05:34 No.13068761 >>13068756 All of my yes. >You will never All of my sadness.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:05:35 No.13068762 >>13068757 We meet again blue lover. White is best.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:06:07 No.13068763 >>13068759 >>13068760 Ha.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:06:58 No.13068765 >>13068760 There's no way the most beautiful and lovely girl in the world would be at my house, anon. Don't be silly! Please send help, my dick has started to smoke!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:08:46 No.13068767 >>13068749 >>13068752 >>13068757 My niggas

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:11:59 No.13068774 File: 937 KB, 2000x2006, He's standing on a stool while she's simultaneously kneeling down.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068757 That's not Jabberwock though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:12:42 No.13068776 >>13068762 Slightly tsun Gold with drills is literal perfection. Would violate every tunnel in her cloaca.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:13:52 No.13068777 >>13068752 Well, since you said anubutt, you know. Still, let's it a try. Caulking her starfish Gutsticking Plugging her spirit hole Rumpy Pumpy Whipping the darkstar

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:14:42 No.13068778 >>13068777 >Rumpy Pumpy Fucking dammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:15:05 No.13068779 >>13068776 Slight Tsun Silver who pretends to be a paladin is better. >I-It's not like I wanted to save you from those skeletons. >It would just be Ill fitting for me to leave someone in their clutches.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:15:44 No.13068780 >>13068774 >finename Fucking manlets. Do you think she's nine feet all or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:16:13 No.13068781 >>13068777 >Since you said Anubutt Not him. I thought you would've come up with puns based on Anubis anyway. These are hilarious though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:17:22 No.13068784 >>13068780 >Do you think she's nine feet all or something. They are frequently noted as being taller than the men around them. Seven feet plus isn't an uncommon number when figures are given.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:19:00 No.13068786 >>13068735 Damn it, now I want this too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:19:13 No.13068787 File: 455 KB, 847x1200, Jabberwock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068780 >Not wanting to date a 7-9 ft of chocolate dragon I'm sorry, I didn't know I accidentally entered weenie jut juniors.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:19:31 No.13068789
File: 412 KB, 850x1145, 1408330071354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Is it Dragon O'clock?

http://pastebin.com/0xCni8fM

(Guardian mode: The Dragon you pick, and her family, are the guardians of your village. You will live in their domain and offer tribute according to their tastes.)

>>	Tarage/Underdog QC Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:20:26 No.13068791 File: 1.01 MB, 827x1200, 1424227791409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>/a/121432577 Posting chapter 68.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:21:10 No.13068792 >>13068787 >5'10" >Perfectly average, can tower over small girls and still have tall girls Me gusta

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:21:49 No.13068793 >>13068787 >nigger Nope

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:22:49 No.13068794 >>13068789 Undead a best.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:22:51 No.13068795 >>13068789 Black, please. I yearn to oppressed by massive hotness.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:22:57 No.13068796 [DELETED]

>>13068784
>They are frequently noted as being taller than the men around them.

[citation needed]

>Seven feet plus isn't an uncommon number when figures are given

Seven feet tall is still not nine. Him having to stand on a stool and her kneel to be face to face is ridiculous. And we don't have numbers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:23:00 No.13068797 File: 1.21 MB, 1057x1500, C87_stsan1500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068793 But she isn't, she's just tanned to Delicious Brown

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:23:05 No.13068798 >>13068789 Spooky Dragon. Politics is bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:23:19 No.13068799 >>13068789 Undead Dragon still Best Girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:23:51 No.13068800 >>13068791 Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:24:03 No.13068801 >>13068789 Black dragon Its my dream come true holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:24:09 No.13068802 >>13068787 Fuck you manlet, I'm 6'4.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:25:27 No.13068804 >>13068789 Going green, going soft.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:25:41 No.13068805 >>13068794 >>13068798 >>13068799 >Sex with her tends to be quite kinky, as being around for so long has made her bored of vanilla sex. Have fun getting CBT'd by a shy double-braids Dragon with glasses and ice-cold fingers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:26:08 No.13068806 >>13068796 >Being this autistic They're dragons, they're just gonna naturally be big girls. If you really want to date a short dragon, I'm sure there's some out there for you. Just chill bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:26:19 No.13068807 >>13068805 >Implying I consider this a bad thing, at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:28:11 No.13068809 >>13068805 Not all fetish sex is CBT.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:28:43 No.13068811 >>13068797 The correct term is disgusting shitskin, anon

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:29:44 No.13068812

>>13068796
>[citation needed]
Yeah, let me just go through ever piece of jabberwock writing real quick.

>Him having to stand on a stool and her kneel to be face to face is ridiculous
Potentially, but not necessarily. Even then, the title is clearly pointing out that the poster thinks it's weird for a dragon to be that height in a joking manner, not describing an actual situation.

>And we don't have numbers.
Yeah, no numbers in either direction. I seriously have trouble believing you asked for figures.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:29:52 No.13068813 >>13068792 Ayy lmao Underage pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:30:02 No.13068814 >>13068806 >autism right off the bat If you're gonna bullshit, make sure you can back it up. >inb4 dragons in general are tall Dragons in general are giant beasts, not cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:30:07 No.13068815 >>13068811 This badassery, this toughness... what a man!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:30:35 No.13068816 >>13068807 I-I... Well... You... Have fun with her I guess, I got nothing. >>13068809 After all her centuries as a fujo she has surely acquired a taste for the most horrifying fetish, ie. CBT.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:32:23 No.13068823 >>13068816 >most horrifying fetish, Vore, NTR,Scat,Inflation, Guro, mindbreak.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:33:30 No.13068828 >>13068789 Prideful Red Dragon guardian please. May they protect my village from harm.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:35:28 No.13068831 >>13068815 >unironically liking shitskin There is no sjw here, you can stop pretending

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:36:39 No.13068835 >>13068831 N-no more, please! I can't take it anymore! I'll Alp if you're any more of an internet tough guy!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:37:34 No.13068839 >>13068835 You're already Alped

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:38:49 No.13068841 File: 59 KB, 509x580, 1421863166973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068839 KYAAH~! You jerk! You gotta take responsibility now!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:38:50 No.13068842 >>13068839 How's your girl doing Kenshiro?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:40:14 No.13068846 >>13068811 >Girls with outright animal bits >insect bits >dead girls >literal embodiment of lust and desire >focus on skin color You are a special breed of stupid huh?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:40:35 No.13068848

>>13068839
I'm trying to imagine FotNS in an MG setting now.
>Ken uses mad Kung Fu fingering techniques to hammer all of his opponents erogenous zones
>Coupled with his mad technique, manly bod and a handily applied Northern Star MAMONO MANA emitting technique, everyone is alped on the spot
>They are now to confused and weak to fight back as their victims retaliate (in lewd ways)
YOU WA RAPE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:40:41 No.13068849 >>13068842 She couldn't live without the Raoh D.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:40:43 No.13068850 >>13068841 Damn that's a nice alp. I'd take her home and REDACTED

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:41:18 No.13068852

>>13068823
>NTR CBT
>come home one day and find a DVD on the table with a note from her telling you to watch it
>it starts with her standing next to a faceless fat man chained to a dungeon wall
>she starts with a kick to the balls
>Ahaha~ Can you see it, anon? I'm cheating on you~!
>she kicks and punches his dick and balls for a good fifteen minutes, pausing to taunt you every now and then
>finally she starts ripping the dick to shreds with her claws
>she cuts it to long strips like an exploded gun in a cartoon
>you can't take it anymore and run to the toilet to throw up
>she comes in as you projective vomit all over the bowl
>Ufufu~ Did you suffer, anon, watching me with another man?
What do you say?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:42:27 No.13068854 >>13068852 >I think we should see other people.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:43:15 No.13068857 >>13068852 I watch what I say very careful. She just tore a man's dick off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:43:17 No.13068858 >>13068854 lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:43:19 No.13068859 >>13068852 I call her insane and flee for my life. If she actually considers that "Cheating", and yet still greets me and comes home to me...then I shudder to think she might attempt such to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:43:43 No.13068861 >>13068852 Glad that he's in there and I'm out here and not in there and that he's in there and not me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:43:54 No.13068862 >>13068852 Nothing, as I have left the country never to return.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:44:58 No.13068868 >>13068789 >Loving >Easygoing >HEALTH >Curvy >Tender loving Cuddlesex Why would anyone choose anything other than a Green Dragon, holy shit. I kid of course, all dragons are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:45:22 No.13068871 >>13068852 Well boys, looks like we're leaking all our personal information to the world and living out the rest of our lives as monks in Tibet. That'll buy a few years before plans have to be made to relocate to Thailand.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:46:05 No.13068872 File: 50 KB, 491x405, How rude!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068811 I have no words to describe this level of shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:47:42 No.13068875 File: 1017 KB, 500x281, WELP, I THINK IT'S THAT TIME.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068852 >"I'm going away now, don't come visit me."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:51:10 No.13068879 >>13068852 How the hell did she find the guy? Put up an ad in the papers? >Attractive young Undead Dragon looking for faceless fat man to tape an NTR film with

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:52:10 No.13068882 >>13068879 She bought him from the Mooslim Caliphate. Men like him have no rights there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:52:26 No.13068883 >>13068879 You don't need ads to find faceless fat men. They come to you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:52:52 No.13068884 >>13068872 Couldn't agree more. Fags who like shitskin have the worst taste possible

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:53:45 No.13068886 >>13068879 >being this ignorant to the ways of ntr You're lucky mamono mana exists or you'd have six pairs of horns by now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:56:13 No.13068893 >>13068852 But it's not NTR. NTR CBT is when she rides faceless man's dick and castrate you at the same time Like that mame Manga and some flan doujin

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:57:21 No.13068896

>>13068883
>They come to you
>Haha, wise, proud and ridiculously OP dragon! I, an out of shape faceless Japanese businessman have come to rape and subsequently mindbreak you on film!
>Nice camera. Would you like to shackle yourself or shall I do it for you?
Well I guess no one ever acknowledged them for being smart, just fat and faceless.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:57:25 No.13068897 I think I'll just stick to fantasies of shibari, pet-play and exhibitionism with a qt3.14 Undead Dragon...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:58:38 No.13068902 >>13068841 I'll take responsibility, alright. I'll start with finding out what's inside those shorts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:59:15 No.13068904 File: 726 KB, 1000x1399, 29_0028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NTR is shit, right Anons? But what if it's NTR where a monstergirl is taking you from your human wife?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:59:46 No.13068906 >>13068852 This isn't cbt, this is plain guro. >nothing on the guy being tortured, completely in it for the gore Boo!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:59:50 No.13068907 >>13068797 I'm not even a real fan of the living landmines known as dormice, but dat hime cut man. She's just asking for a night of hard sweaty dicking to make her lose composure and frizz that silky sheet into sex hair.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 02:59:51 No.13068908

>>13068774
>Filename

>"Anon, are you sure you really want to do this? I mean, you don't even smoke."
>You nod, ever since you've seen someone do a cigarette kiss in a movie, you've wanted to try it with your Jabberwock waifu
>"Well... OK, if you really want to Anon."
>With her big meaty claws, she fumbles into her cigarette box, as she carefully picks one up between two claws and holds it in front of your mouth
>"Now Anon, you better not get... Addicted to this stuff or anything, it wouldn't be healthy for a young human boy, alright? Promise me you won't take up the habit?"
>You glare at her, noting the hypocrisy of her telling you not to get addicted
>"Th-That's different and you know it! Dragons can handle smoking better than humans, and besides, I want you to stay healthy and... Just open your mouth Anon."
>You comply, as she carefully slips the cigarette into your mouth
>"Alright, there you go!"
>With the cigarette in mouth, you get ready to fulfill your Hallmark Movie romantic dream
>However, you quickly realize it's gonna be a bit tougher than you thought, as your Jabberwock waifu is standing way above you
>Even on your tip toes, you can't really reach her
>You ask her to hold on a second, as you rush and pick up the small footstool and stand on it
>Well, you're much more closer, but still not close enough to comfortably do the kiss
>Looking down at you, she gives a light chuckle before she begins to sink, as you realize she's kneeling a bit
>Once she stops, you realize you've never seen her from this angle before, her appearing shorter than you, also her cigarette seems to already be halfway through
>You hesitate for a moment, before you lean in, and she follows suit
>You stare into her face, looking deep into her lovely eyes as your cigarette slowly becomes lit from hers
>Later Anon would run into the bathroom coughing as he realized he couldn't handle cigarettes, while the Jabberwock pats his head, trying to comfort him

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:00:10 No.13068909 >>13068897 Feel free, I'll stick to grabbing a familiar and using her like a body pillow when I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:01:28 No.13068911 >>13068907 >YFW you realize that's what her bedhead looks like Dormice must have superb hair. I bet it smells like lavender, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:01:31 No.13068912 >>13068852 Blade with whom I have lived, blade with whom I now die, serve right and justice one last time. Seek one last heart of evil. Still one last life of pain. Cut well old friend and then...farewell.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:02:52 No.13068915 >>13068912 For those who don't understand what he just said, here's the translation: Smell ya later!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:03:07 No.13068916 >>13068908 What a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:03:14 No.13068917 >>13068897 >cute, shy double-braids and glasses UD wearing turtle bondage but no underwear under her clothes on a date >enjoy her blushes as you feel her ice cream I'm in love already.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:03:44 No.13068922 >>13068909 >Spoiler Anon, that's just standard practice for any waifu. Though I'd rather be the body pillow to a Dragon, but still.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:04:45 No.13068924 >>13068917 Mah nigga.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:05:31 No.13068927

>>13068896
>talking shit about faceless men
They are equivalent of Batman in hentai. All of them know hypnosis, magic, have a shit load of drugs, perfect knowledge of human psychology and it's weakness and also posses all kinds of tracking, spying device. They often have powerful social status and mad dosh.
How often have you seen faceless men lose in hentai?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:07:13 No.13068929 >>13068922 But anon, I can rest my chin on her head while I sleep, pulling her in tight to me so I can hear her cute little coos as she sleeps.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:07:45 No.13068933 File: 70 KB, 711x540, Sir Orrin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068915 Pretty sure he's about to murder her ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:07:58 No.13068935 >>13068927 Well, I mean, there was that one post just mentioned, and a couple where the MC fucks their shit up. Generally you are right though, maybe that guy was more of a Robin than a Batman? A fat Boy Wonder not quite ready to NTR on his own?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:08:35 No.13068936 Night everyone, Don't burn the thread down.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:09:29 No.13068937 >>13068789 What if I'm already married?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:09:49 No.13068939 >>13068936 Good night, Anon. Sweet dreams. Don't let the Devil Bugs bite Get the torches

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:10:10 No.13068940 >>13068936 Too late man we've already got half the thread lit up

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:10:31 No.13068941 >>13068933 I think he's gonna murder his own ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:11:08 No.13068944 >>13068939 I shall rest in flames tonight. They can't reach me if I'm on fire. >>13068940 It's never too late anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:11:16 No.13068945 >>13068941 It's a murder suicide, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:11:59 No.13068947 >>13068929 Oh I agree. Petite girls a best. Dragons are just the exception to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:14:01 No.13068954 >>13068916 Why you gotta be a bully to your fellow anons dude

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:14:32 No.13068956 >>13068939 >Don't let the Devil Bugs bite Stop stealing my clever shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:15:14 No.13068958 >>13068956 But Average stole burning down the thread. It's like karma or something!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:15:39 No.13068959 >>13068956 >I stole someone else's clever shit Ah, this feeling.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:15:46 No.13068962 >>13068958 >karma So what did I do to deserve this?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:16:58 No.13068965 >>13068962 Remember that one time you teased another anon's waifu? Those hundreds of other times you bullied matango? They're minor offenses, but karma keeps good tally.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:18:34 No.13068969 >>13068954 Whale biologist.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:18:41 No.13068970 >>13068965 But I've never bullied Matango. I've even said I'd prefer a Matango waifu as she was in her old profile to my life now. And I've never teased another anon's waifu. I've only given advice to other anons on how to tease theirs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:18:50 No.13068971 >>13068962 You encouraged somebody who took a signoff phrase. Now your own phrase is pilfered. Cosmic balance.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:19:47 No.13068972 >>13068947 That they are, and then when its late and they fall asleep on your chest, you can pick them up and carry them with you to bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:20:10 No.13068974 >>13068971 >encouraged somebody How did I ever encourage it? Anons, my dear anons, I've many a sin on my conscience, but none that would warrant this in a just system.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:20:18 No.13068975 >>13068965 >karma You mean cause and effect?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:22:00 No.13068981 >>13068970 I have trouble believing a person as good as you purport to be exists. Especially on 4chan. >>13068975 >You mean cause and effect? There's no clearly visible relationship there, Anon. Like, where's your cosmic perspective, man?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:23:48 No.13068982

>>13068981
>a person as good as you purport to be
But I do confess to a live of vice and sin! Just not to any of the things you accused me of.
Hell, I've got no obligations today and what am I doing with my time? Working on my stories? NO! I'm on here, and on /a/, and watching chinese cartoons from the 70's.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:24:23 No.13068984

My first attempts to develop the Ushi-Oni background

>When Ushi-Onis are born, the mother knits them their seal out of her own silk. Ushi-Oni culture favors the Black on Red scheme, although other color schemes have been seen (Yellow on White for weddings, White on Black for mourning). So far no Ushi-Oni in the wild has been observed to be literate, however, they seen to know the proper characters by heart (genetic-memory or simply handed down through the generations)
>Ushi-Oni families in the wild are fairly unstable. Often the mother will teach her offspring the basics to survival, then chase them away from their home cave. An often heart breaking and traumatizing event for many Ushi-Onis
>It is theorized that this forced separation is what drives the sexually aggressive nature of the Ushi-Oni, desperate for consolation and affection, whilst possessing the strength to enforce it.

Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:25:30 No.13068986 >>13068984 I think they should live in herds like cows, and be like, grazing and stuff when there aren't any men around.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:28:00 No.13068991 >>13068986 >ushi herds A terrifying yet idyllic thought. >ushi lolis prancing in a field >ushi rape stampede

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:28:42 No.13068996 >>13068984 >getting consolation and affection >by raping a guy senseless You're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:30:01 No.13069000 >>13068991 >ushi rape stampede >The running of the ushi >Then run past, over and THROUGH the buildings >There are no spectators, only surprise participants

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:30:01 No.13069001

>>13068984
About your headcanon? It's sure not going to matter here.

But here's some big flaws.

Silk must be loomed, not knit.They won't have good vibrant dyes because they have no community or civilization; they're hermits. No whites or yellows. Dirty reds and dark grays instead of bright red and jet black.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:32:11 No.13069005 >>13069001 >no community Even spiders live in communities sometimes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_spider Add the "cow" part to that, and Ushi-Oni are confirmed as not being loners.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:36:29 No.13069014

>>13069005
>Profile describes them as monsters that live isolated in caves and mountains. Talks about them as secluded loners.

They don't have Ushi villages. Even the original creature of myth was a loner. But argue your headcanon all you want. It has no relevance here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:36:53 No.13069016 >>13069005 >Social spiders One day they will rise up, and we will need all the flametrhowers in the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:38:40 No.13069020 >>13069014 >profile >thinking I give a flying fuck about MGE canon Anon, please. I don't understand how you can suck KC's dick so much. His world is shitty.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:38:45 No.13069021

>>13068986
I was trying to stick slightly to what KC wrote on the Ushi-Oni, but herds is an interesting concept
>>13068996
I could go into detail into the derranged sensibilities of a Ushi-Oni, but it's 3:33AM right now. But I promise I will elaborate.
>>13069001
I was kind of hoping this wouldnt have to be headcannon and could move more toward a community effort to really flesh-out the MGs in MGE. But if it dies instead that's alright.

I apologize over the Silk weaving techniques, Although I would have to argue that in a forest, many different colors and hues are acheiveable by using everything from berries to blood to mud to your own piss, etc. (citation: look at the Native Americans/African/Amazon tribes. Worked with a dude who made inks out of invasive species)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:40:13 No.13069028 >>13069021 >flesh-out the MGs in MGE They fuck. End of story. Discard KC's shit please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:41:33 No.13069030 >>13069016 You've never even seen how large patches of forest they can cover in their web, have you?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:42:13 No.13069032
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>>13069000
>virgin loli ushis stampede through a town every year looking for husbandos
>still young enough to fight off if you really hate it, especially if you stay home with family and friends
>some young men go out of their way to get taken home by a certain little cutie
An excellent way to marry a certain special Ushi in a society that strongly discriminates against them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:43:48 No.13069036 >>13069030 No because I live in the first world where we burned all of those forests to the ground.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:43:49 No.13069037 File: 89 KB, 1240x877, 1404372102221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069032 >thinking even a little Ushi can be fought off

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:45:27 No.13069044 >>13069028 >They fuck. End of story. See, that right there is one of KC's largest contributions. Besides, KC is fine so long as it's used as a launch pad and not the end-all-be-all of MG. That's arguably what the MGE is set up to be anyway.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:45:42 No.13069045

>>13069021
>I want to take charge and write something that goes against MGE but call it a community effort so I can codify it

Lunar fox kun plz. Didn't you learn enough the first time? You know how it works. You make a story with however you see it, and if it's popular then it trickles in here. Trying to crap out a few lines of greentext and call it a thing doesn't work.

And good vibrant dyes are very difficult to make without the right ingredients. It also requires a tribe. Usually that's the sort of job relegated to one person because it's specialized. You have no room for that specialization when your whole group consists of your immediate family who has stuff to do to keep you alive instead of dicking around and collecting flowers all day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:47:12 No.13069051 >>13069037 Illegal porn film of an Ushi loli wrestling and losing to a Triceratops before being raped by him when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:48:05 No.13069054 >>13069044 >Launch Pad Obviously. That doesn't stop this thread from arguing about how it's either the Be-All-End-All, or just "A shit". If you were looking for intelligent discussion about a thing, friend, I suggest you look elsewhere.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:48:32 No.13069056

>>13069020

>Say Ushi are confirmed as something
>When neither the original myth or MGE or any other source supports it
>Only thing you have is a very rare sect of spider that doesn't matter because most spiders are happy cannibals

You're just pushing your shitty headcanon. Calling KC shit doesn't change that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:49:37 No.13069061 >>13069056 >Only thing I have two things, thank you very much! The other is cows. They live in herds. So there!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:51:07 No.13069065 >>13069045 Lunar Fox Kun? Who?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:52:13 No.13069068 >>13069061 >spiders and cows are the same thing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:52:42 No.13069070 >>13069061 >Bulls are loners >MG's take from the masculine sex with aggressive monsters >No herds of ushis

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:53:11 No.13069072 >>13069068 >Ushi-Oni >not both spider and cow

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:54:08 No.13069073 At least its just a few idiots arguing and not the entire thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:54:12 No.13069074 >>13069070 Well that's dumb. I thought it'd be cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:55:04 No.13069075 >>13069056 This.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:55:52 No.13069077

>>13069065
Somebody who sounded exactly like you from long ago. Piece of advice. Don't pull that community effort line to push your own agenda. It will just make everyone hate you like him.

Come up with your own thing and write some stories around it. That's simple. And if it's really good and endearing, people will pick up on it.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:57:04 No.13069081

>>13069073
Is there a difference this time of night? I suppose we should be happy they're not terribly angry about anything.

>>13069072
I'm now picturing a holstaur swinging through the streets of New York with tit-silk. I can' decide if it's arousing or just amusing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:57:31 No.13069082 >>13069077 Not him but do we have any examples of someone influencing the threadcanon because they were good? The only thing I can think of is futacat and that didn't pick up steam because it was good and endearing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:58:22 No.13069083 File: 1.16 MB, 900x954, 1423813079334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get haunted by a slutty ghost.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 03:59:41 No.13069086 >>13069072 Kind of like wolf spiders live in groups and howl? You're being willfully stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:00:43 No.13069088 >>13069086 Next you're going to tell me Arachnotaur doesn't lactate chocolate milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:01:23 No.13069089 >>13069082 Crybaby wyvern was greentext French speaking wight... also greentext? There was one guy that did a dandere jabberwock that seems fairly popular More than writing skill the trick seems to be visibility and a good gimmick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:01:44 No.13069091 >>13069083 She doesn't look slutty to me.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:02:29 No.13069093

>>13069082

Most of the cutsy stuff was born that way, though whether you call it cute or annoying is a matter of taste.

>Lego Anubis
>Good girl Grapesnake and evil bitch Pharoah
>Tail pussy jokes of every stripe
>Almost everything about wurms that behave like perpetual children (Going back to Dagura)
>Maus pussy (Nyanon)
>Hathor
>Moth-chan
>Chupa
>Coco

Most flavors of the month really.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:02:58 No.13069095 >>13069083 She looks so soft, i want to rub my face on her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:03:44 No.13069097 >>13069093 Well none of that is really based off of great writing, just moe.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:03:59 No.13069098 >>13069093 >Lego Anubis Still my favorite thing of all time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:06:45 No.13069103 >>13069097 Good is subjective in a story, and not necessarily tied to technical quality. Replace it with enjoyable if you want.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:09:13 No.13069107 File: 90 KB, 664x800, 1324876738243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069083 Around spirits, watch your man bits.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:09:17 No.13069108 >>13069103 >tfw the technical quality of legendary smut It's almost painful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:11:08 No.13069114 >>13069107 Is it wrong to want a hard ghost?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:11:12 No.13069115 File: 694 KB, 1500x1750, Anubis wahahaha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069098 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phXJ3BYG0Ak

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:13:59 No.13069117 >>13069114 I'm sure they can become corporeal with a bit of spirit energy. Then you can have a cold, soft ectoplasm titfuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:14:46 No.13069118 >>13069117 Or a ghost blowjob? Woo woo?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:15:15 No.13069120 File: 148 KB, 500x654, I wonder how many brain cells I wasted talking to this sponge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069088

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:16:13 No.13069122 >>13069117 I mean a non-soft flat ghost.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:16:25 No.13069125 >>13069115 Once more. As a loli. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slnvTv1edmk

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:16:53 No.13069128 File: 138 KB, 537x507, 1407257405921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069120 >thinking you were engaged in a serious argument >at any time Anon, I... the truth of the matter is that I'm actually...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:17:15 No.13069130 >>13069125 This is the best laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:17:38 No.13069131 >>13069120 Why'd you post the itty bitty version? http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1466329

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:19:59 No.13069135 >>13069120 You know, I think Arachnotaur is one of the few things that one guy has just continued to push and refuse to let die that's actually stuck in any way in these threads, outside bob stuff anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:21:03 No.13069139 >>13069135 >that one guy I can confirm that Arachnotaur is not just pushed by "that one guy".

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:21:09 No.13069140 File: 417 KB, 1184x905, 76bede28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069083 I want to get hugged by a slutty business scylla.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:22:06 No.13069142 >>13069140 >hot beverages She knows you're going to need to be comforted after what she'll do to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:22:42 No.13069144 >>13069140 What would you do to get a raise?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:23:34 No.13069145 >>13069144 That lady's givin' me a raise right now if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge nudge, oh cool I'm promoted.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:23:52 No.13069146 >>13069140 >Covered in embarrassing hickeys left by her tentacle suckers. >"My my~"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:24:02 No.13069147 >>13069139 Pretty much went away for a couple months then kicked up again. So it's not much more than one guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:25:33 No.13069152 >>13069147 Well I am not that guy and I'm the one who brought her up now. Don't go assuming everyone you dislike is just one guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:28:48 No.13069160 File: 366 KB, 630x810, 1402098440792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"♪ Who wants fresh Strawberry Milk? ♫ ♬"

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:29:57 No.13069162

>>13069152
I remember the guy who invented it just being butthurt about his special snowflake ushi miko nobody liked so he decided to start shoving around a dark hathor.

It's amazing that repeating nothing but chocolate milk has kept the idea alive this long. That's what's funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:29:59 No.13069163 File: 310 KB, 1000x1000, Wurmdam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069160 What flavor is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:31:33 No.13069166 >>13069163 >strawberry >what flavor Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:32:04 No.13069168 >>13069160 Is it extra if it comes fresh from the tap?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:32:20 No.13069170 >>13069166 SILENCE FEDDY! The Principal of Zeon wants to know!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:33:05 No.13069173 >>13069163 Raspberry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:34:30 No.13069176 >>13069166 It's okay Anon, sometimes you need to tell Wurms things twice. >>13069168 Lewd!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:35:02 No.13069179 >>13069128 >merely pretending Uh huh.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:35:24 No.13069181 >>13069160 >cow pussy No thank you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:36:33 No.13069184 >>13069179 Not even pretending. You were on a whole other page though.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:42:31 No.13069198

Manticore tail pussies are designed to suck up liquid, and not solid food. This can lead to some awkward trips to the ER for some preteen manticores experimenting with their newly bloomed appendage.
What are some of the funniest items that could get stuck up there?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:44:35 No.13069204 >>13068202 nigga i LOVE me sum big phat tailpussy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:45:02 No.13069205 >>13069198 Apart from the classic Pringles-can?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:45:27 No.13069208

>>13069198
Where's that manga comic where some girl is fantasizing about some male action figure she has being real, only to snap out of it, then use it to pleasure herself, leading to the final picture where the x-ray reveals it's stuck inside her?

It'd be like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:48:31 No.13069216 File: 361 KB, 2000x2000, 1398318732522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069205 The Manticore's natural enemy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:48:40 No.13069217 >>13069198 Damn it all i can imagine is an asshat but with tail-pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:49:21 No.13069222 >>13069198 >That one poor manticore that thought it was a good idea to use a hot sauce bottle Deserved the burn really.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:50:26 No.13069227

>>>http://pastebin.com/VkUVdQ4U Incubus

>>13068360
>>13068360
So any way, this little thing I thought up inspired me to actually write about the guy. It's just a small escapade, but it sets things up for who he is and how he feels. Maybe I'll continue it, some time and explain why he can't leave. I'll have to think up the answer to that first though, heh. Also, It gave me a reason to write about Spider Wights. She did whatever a spider might.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:50:41 No.13069228 File: 682 KB, 877x829, 1397611489154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069204 XXL sized. inb4 "There's no way that thing's real! It's massive!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:52:47 No.13069233 >>13069216 >Hot & Spicy flavor Good taste, too bad that all she wanted is the last ones at the bottom that you practically have to shove your arm down to reach.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:54:13 No.13069235 >>13069228 shiiieeeeeeeeet son thats what im talkin bout

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:56:33 No.13069238 >>13069228 Dayum bro, could dat tail pussy vore you, Alma Elma-style?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:57:00 No.13069241 >>13069238 It would be extremely painful...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 04:59:15 No.13069247 >>13069241 No, it wouldn't MAGIC makes it heavenly

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:01:43 No.13069254 >>13069241 It's a big tail pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:04:00 No.13069263 >>13069238 Come on now. No one wants that. And Savannah is too sweet to do something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:04:37 No.13069265 >>13069233 Or you can just pour them out into your other hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:06:08 No.13069271 >>13069265 True, everything's a bit harder with big meaty paws though.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:07:26 No.13069277

>>13069198
>preteen manticores experimenting with their newly bloomed appendage.
I want to use a loli Manticore's tailpussy like an onahole, pumping it up and down on my dick like a piston, squeezing it with both hands, ramming it down on me like I meant to go through it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:09:19 No.13069282 I know Savannah is Southern, but do you think she's Texan? What would happen if you mocked Texas in front of her?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:11:53 No.13069289 >>13069282 Savannah isn't written with anything resembling a real accent. Bob sucks at that. She sure as hell isn't Texan.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:17:35 No.13069304

Do you think you'd be able to take Manticore safaris to see them in their natural habitat?

Somewhere in Monster Girl Africa. Along with Giraffe Girls, Zebra Centaur, Hippo Girls and more.

You can watch the Manticores, thankfull at a safe distance, as they nap under the shade of a tree, or stalk some native villager with their tail pussy poised to strike and latch on.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:20:10 No.13069311 >>13069304 >Their natural habitat >Not the Arabian peninsula You're 0/2

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:22:51 No.13069320 >>13069311 Oh right. Got them mixed up with Lion Girls again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:40:03 No.13069373 File: 441 KB, 1920x1080, 1408685304573.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >In Outer Heaven, men become Incubi >We are waifus without husbandos

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:41:00 No.13069376 >>13068605 RULES OF NATURE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:46:07 No.13069376,1 >>13068605 No question. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGlk7A2SvUI

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:46:32 No.13069393

>>13069083
Any one read that doujin of the guy who could see ghosts and this one slut would just masturbate in front of him when ever, where ever. I think she was grinding on the back of his head whilst he was trying to read to his class or something. that was great. She thinks he can't see her, and eventually snaps "raping" her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:47:05 No.13069395 >>13069393 Yes. It's marvelous.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:48:52 No.13069399 >>13068605 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVvEjZckgpI No not really. Probably. >"My life belongs to you-" >"You belong to me!"

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:50:13 No.13069401

>>13069228
>She spiked you turning you lustmad
>Your only recourse, of course is to stick it in
>except you're just some slut, so she doesn't use her actual pussy, just the tail pussy
>You're mega turned on and yet all you get are vague sensations ad the head of your cock grinds a wall once every now and then, if you're lucky.
>It's cavernous
>Like throwing a german down a cavern
>Who would want this?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:53:16 No.13069408 File: 2.03 MB, 2000x2500, 1420570632019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ride the tiger and race for the morning, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:53:45 No.13069410 File: 444 KB, 1200x1717, 1435784567854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069393 That ghost was too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:55:19 No.13069411 >>13069401 Stronger Suction. Also the walls inside will tighten. Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:56:20 No.13069414 >>13069411 If people can claim horse pussy has incredible muscle control, I fail to see why a similar couldn't be made about fat, fluffy tail pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:56:58 No.13069416 >>13069414 >fluffy tail pussy I've never seen such a thing. Do all Manticores just shave?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:58:19 No.13069419 >>13069416 >She doesn't shave her tailpussy! >What a loser! >Everyone knows all human boys want smooth tailpussy! >No wonder she's a virgin! >A~hahaha~!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:59:08 No.13069421 >>13069416 There's that one picture someone drew with a Lion Tail Pussy. It was laughably small, but it was fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:59:26 No.13069422 >>13069419 But the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed, actually love it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 05:59:37 No.13069423 Uh Oh! Your Egg bearing waifu has forced you into a 24/7 cuddle on top of the eggs containing your daughterus and refuses to let you do anything else What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:01:13 No.13069429 >>13069423 Tickle her until she almost pees, tell her we need to do this in shifts or one of us will end up peeing on the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:01:50 No.13069433 >>13069423 What sort of substandard monstergirl lays eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:02:16 No.13069434 File: 239 KB, 600x500, 148505543454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069423 I carry out my duty like a faithful husband of a great and powerful Dragon Girl. There's no arguing with her when she has her mind set on something.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:04:32 No.13069442

>>13069422
That's disgusting, anon! What kind of a Humanboy would love the kind of a slob that doesn't even shave her tailpussy? Why, that sort of Manticores probably dress in oversized sweaters and jean skirts and barely even use makeup! I bet they're the kind that like Oomukades, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:04:32 No.13069443 >>13069434 >"But honey, consider the following..." >present argument >she pouts and holds her breath

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:04:35 No.13069444 >>13069423 Convince her that the kitchen isn't that far away and some meat would be delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:05:02 No.13069445 >>13069433 Reptilian and Arachnid type MG.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:05:34 No.13069450 >>13069433 >>13069445 Also Harpies of every kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:07:47 No.13069457 >>13069433 what kind of monstergirl uses eggs as ammo?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:07:48 No.13069458 >>13069445 Where do Arachnids lay their eggs out of? Can I fuck an Ushi-Oni in some sort of spinneret-resembling orifice?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:09:58 No.13069463 File: 1.32 MB, 1776x2600, mm29-34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are no haters. Everyone loves horse titties.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:10:23 No.13069464 >>13069443 >"Sugarscale, please I have work!" >"You will warm our daughter with your body heat. That is final." >"At least let me call my boss." >"I'll call him, and I'll be taking care of meals." >Oh no, not more 'char-cooked' meat.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:12:34 No.13069471

>>13069464
Why would a Dragon's husband even be working? That's a house-husband if there ever was one.
At least I'd be. And then I'd raise the daughteru and tell her about the hijinks of a man and a young-adult Dragon lady as they searched for a place to set up a lair in.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:13:46 No.13069474 >>13069463 >Why is this buffoon betwixt our bosoms? Everytime. Best mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:14:00 No.13069475 >>13069464 >Sugarscale I'm stealing that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:16:31 No.13069484 >>13069227 Oh, and I keep fucking forgetting this, but feedback, comments and criticisms are very much welcome. Just cuz I forget to say it doesn't mean that I think I'm above it. I need that shit to grow. Any way, I hope you guys enjoy reading it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:17:45 No.13069489 >>13069475 It will soothe many a Reptilian Monster Girl. Making them blush. But not a Dragon. They're difficult. They'll still blush though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:21:46 No.13069503 >>13069484 >need that shit to grow Not shit man. You're past the point of writing "shit". I can't give you anything useful though. I'm not qualified.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:25:34 No.13069516 >>13069464 >Waifu can't perfectly char her meat Plebian. >>13069471 Mah nigga. >>13069475 It is pretty good I gotta agree.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:27:43 No.13069528
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>>13069516
Reptile MGs have terrible taste Anon. Dragons just burn everything then eat it.

Well that's my headcanon at least. They still eat fancy when they can, just can't cook for shit.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:29:04 No.13069532
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>>13069516
>Waifu is working the grill
>Suddenly the pepper makes she sneeze
>The meal is charred to hell and back
>She tries not to cry
>She cries a lot
>You walk in on her bawling in the kitchen
What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:30:40 No.13069540 >>13069503 Thank you, makes me glad to hear things like that, but you're more than qualified to let me know if I fucked something up some where.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:31:50 No.13069545 >>13069227 >Spider Wights Lovely. And this is even more saddening than when first I imagined when talking it over earlier. Very nice work. Gonna need a hell of an explanation for such suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:32:22 No.13069546 >>13069532 Eat it anyways, fight down the urge to vomit, and tell her anything she cooks is delicious

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:34:22 No.13069552 >>13069540 >fucked something up You mean like, spelling? I was a little too distracted by the sexy to pay attention to that. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:36:37 No.13069559 >>13069532 Pat her head while enjoying her cooking. >>13069546 >Having the urge to vomit from eating charcoal What a wuss.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:36:59 No.13069560 >>13069532 Tell her it's okay, and eat it anyway, saying that it's delicious. Her attempt at cooking was nice, but cooking should be left to the house husband.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:37:34 No.13069564

>>13069552
Actually I'd rather you guys not help me when it comes to fixing spelling. That's just me being a faggot and not editing my work, and that's definitely not something you guys should deal with I mean more awkward phrasings, inconsistencies, holes in logic that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:39:09 No.13069566 >>13069532 Tell her that everything is fine. Go to butcher shop and praise Hator that I've made a good deal with the butcher when I buy from him. (and buy some chocolate ice cream to spoil her, with a lot of cuddles)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:39:22 No.13069568 >>13069564 I'm sorry for being as useless as a Phase 1 Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:40:29 No.13069570 >>13067840 Needs a variant with a Kitsune holding up one her tails with the text "Fluffy. Tail."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:41:29 No.13069572 >>13069570 That will praise my boner.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:42:28 No.13069574 >>13069474 Made better because she actually knows the father of her child unlike Miia's mom and he isn't ugly, like Papi's dad

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:43:26 No.13069578 >>13069574 Why would you care how ugly someone's father is?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:44:36 No.13069580 >>13069568 I still love you spoiled for MANLY THINGS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:44:51 No.13069581 >>13069574 But she is more cruel than Miia's and Papi's mothers since she deprived her child from know her own father.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:45:31 No.13069583 >>13069580 Yes. Manly. You too

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 06:47:53 No.13069591

>>13069227
That was absolutely adorable.

If I had to construct a reason, I'd probably go with something tying in with bringing his intended wife to see his father as part of a promise. The fact that his father will be long dead and in another (ours, I guess) universe would certainly complicate matters, but if anyone could do it it'd be a hopelessly in love spiderwight who has risen to the top of her nation's diplomatic corps driven by the need to find a monster powerful enough in necromancy to conduct a ritual needed to meet her beloved's parents and ask for his hand, giving him the closure he needs.

Cue lewd monster wedding conducted by the undead lilim head of state who performed the ritual as a favor to her chief diplomat

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:02:12 No.13069619

>>13069373
>MSF
Imagining monsters back home reacting to harrowing desaturated footage of our world with countless shy men going unclaimed and alone as a serious voice describes the crucial work being done that their donations would fund.

Young adult monstergirls just out of school or college going through the portals to spend a year building brothels and trying to teach human women pompoir and the importance of pinning guys down at least once a day; hoping to find one special guy to rescue permanently and take back with her to civilization so they can start a family.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:07:17 No.13069625 File: 440 KB, 800x1200, sleepycore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069282 It's just something vaguely southern.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:12:13 No.13069634

>>13069591
So, he can't marry her because he feels obligated to show his wife off for his father's approval before marriage based on some kind of promise? I-I guess but, isn't that a kinda morally upstanding thing to hold to, two centuries after the fact? If he were that moral, I don't think he'd be a gentleman of the night.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:15:06 No.13069638 >>13069634 But anon, an Incubus must make love to survive!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:15:17 No.13069640 >>13069464 >Being this much of a pussy May as well be an alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:20:53 No.13069649 >>13069640 >Being a House Husband to a Dominant Monster Girl is the same as being an Alp At least my waifu can beat up your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:22:08 No.13069652 >>13069640 >>13069649 What if one is married to a Dragon, then Alps, but instead of divorcing, we just use a double-ender?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:24:25 No.13069654 >>13069649 >Dominant You keep using that word...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:25:58 No.13069655 >>13069649 >Implying we don't have the same waifu If you need permission for anything you do, yes, you're an alp.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:26:57 No.13069657

>>13069638
So... that's why he can't have a wife, but I think he'd just have casual relationships with many women. I can't see why he'd be forced into being a whore...Unless... the woman who found him first and inc'd him, forced him into the trade. And now the glitz and glam of the night had faded for him. Until her met spider Wight, yet he can't marry her. Hmm, but it's not like I set marriage up to be the problem. I implied that he was unable to leave the sex park/whore house in particular because reasons. So it would probably have to do with the woman who whored him out in the first place. Except I can't imagine what kind of promise/leverage could keep him there. It's not debt, because he's had tens of suitors more than able to buy him and all the land around him in a 10km radius.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:28:08 No.13069658 how did this thread get so many replies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:28:17 No.13069659 >>13069657 >unable to leave the sex park/whore house in particular Okay, how about him being a major shareholder?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:28:29 No.13069660 >>13068605 No contest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGlk7A2SvUI

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:29:18 No.13069662 >>13069658 Because this is the /mgg/ and we get around 3000 posts before the thread dies and a new one is made.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:29:22 No.13069663 >>13069658 It didn't. You're dreaming right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:29:42 No.13069664 >>13069659 That would just make the madam a stupid pimp, then. Who gives shares to the whores?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:31:44 No.13069667 >>13069578 Cause what if Papi's Pappy genes makes your kids with her ugly?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:31:53 No.13069668 >>13069421 purplecore a cute http://i.imgur.com/UKRWQ3H.png

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:31:57 No.13069669 >>13069664 Whores who bring in customers as classy and rich as he does need incentive to stay.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:33:15 No.13069672 >>13069667 Why would they? They sure didn't make her. Nor did the other ugly guys make ugly Harpies. >>13069668 >eyes are a different color Mary Sue special snowflake! BOO!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:35:37 No.13069675 >>13069669 So is there something stopping a shareholder from saying "fuck it, I'm leaving"? I don't really now much about shares.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:36:15 No.13069676 >>13069532 Start over and make the meal together with her. Show her that the best meals need lots of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:38:11 No.13069679 >>13069675 Well, if he wants his shares to be WORTH something, he'll make sure the company is doing well. And what better way to do so than to do it yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:39:43 No.13069681 >>13069679 B-but, his prospect wife is the ambassador spider wight to a vast undead kingdom. Why does he need money when he has true love? That and if she can afford him, she's probably loaded as shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:41:23 No.13069684 >>13069681 Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? Living on the wing of a woman, now that is not for everyone. It would totally be for me since I'm a Dragonfag, but maybe he isn't.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:46:07 No.13069692

>>13069684
No... I think he could do something other than whoring himself out to earn his keep. Some thing manly like becoming an edgy mercenary and then becoming a wheat farmer. Something to make him smell of steel and sweat, rather than girlcum and perfume. So it can't be money keeping him there. What kind of promise would a whore make to his madam? Maybe something from before he got into the business?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:47:36 No.13069694 >>13069692 >Some thing manly like becoming an edgy mercenary and then becoming a wheat farmer But he's an Incubus. Obviously he's a lover, not a fighter. Bow-chika-bow-wow.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:52:16 No.13069701 File: 111 KB, 544x572, 1422398803740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that a man's place is in the kitchen at home, caring for the daughterus and serving his wife, ensuring she's happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:53:10 No.13069702 >>13069701 Untill he gets NTR'd away from her~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:53:16 No.13069703 >>13069701 >Lilim bait Like anyone is stupid enough to fall for that.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:53:30 No.13069704

>>13069694
I always imagined them as magic powerhouses just just like to have sex alot. I guess my headcannon is a little grimderpier, and less revolvant around sex as a need as vital as air and water. But it does change things if he's useless in a fight, unlike my other gary stu special snowflakes. Still, he himself could use his interpersonal skills to aid his waifu's ambassadorial obligations. which is an angle I may go for. So I'll hold true that money can't be what tethers him. It's just that I have no idea what else.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:55:54 No.13069709

>>13069704
How about something sinister, like an addiction to Spice, that is, crystallized Sandworm love juice? Shit's pretty expensive.

Also, and this is a general question, is it really okay to write a thousand word updates? I feel like I'm just wasting everyone's time with them.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:59:05 No.13069713

>>13069692
>young human gets thrown into portal and ends up in MGC
>dark elf and lilim find him first
>FUCK HIM UP
>he's on the verge of death when theme parks lich owner finds him
>has to make him an incubus to save his life
>in return he pledges a life-debt to theme park owner
And the rest is history

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:59:10 No.13069714 File: 49 KB, 132x356, HystericWomen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069701

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 07:59:48 No.13069715 >>13069702 >>13069703 >>13069714 >Not believing in traditional gender roles So you're gonna let your waifu be bullied at work by her coworkers as they ask why she forces her husband to have a job, or why she's cooking or cleaning when he should be?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:02:06 No.13069720 >>13069715 >Implying a womans place isn't the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:03:00 No.13069722 >>13069713 >He was a super-serious dutiful idiot all along, and all it takes is one conversation to get the Lich's blessing to go get married and be happy, he's already made her a fortune I like this. I might actually do this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:04:09 No.13069724 >>13069715 I would love to >stay home everyday playing vidya and not doing shit >have kikimora maid >fuck maid while waifu is at work >fuck waifu when maid is away Perfect life

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:06:31 No.13069727
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Hm, what's that? You don't care for Dark Elves and don't think Alp's story about a Dark Elf and an Alp an a Junko clone is worth anything?
Lucky you! The update is so short I might as well not have written it.

http://pastebin.com/UQ2HA1fU

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:07:06 No.13069730 File: 643 KB, 1700x1500, 1407216561276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13068605 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcd3LhT72tE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:07:10 No.13069731 Why do all these monstergirls assume I'm a kid

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:08:06 No.13069732 >>13069731 Mother-instincts. Every man has a mother, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:08:52 No.13069735 >>13069727 What line # faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:09:31 No.13069736 >>13069735 Line 1. New chapter and all that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:10:23 No.13069739 >>13069730 The battle of 1999 when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:10:25 No.13069740 >>13069731 Imagine their face when you tell them you were born from a tube when they ask where your mother is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:11:14 No.13069742 >>13069740 >Oh, you're one of Dr. Lich's boys?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:11:38 No.13069744 >>13069736 Oh. I thought this was still 7 or something. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:18:28 No.13069760 File: 187 KB, 265x265, Vampire Hellfire.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069739 Never ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:21:04 No.13069768 File: 437 KB, 750x968, 1409671870104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No, you can't have any.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:26:32 No.13069783 >>13069768 If I can't have it I'll cum on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:27:15 No.13069785 >>13069768 Fuck you too, bitch Sheepgirl was better anyway And she wasn't plowed by 50 ft wolf either

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:28:02 No.13069788 >>13069783 Just as planned.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:28:21 No.13069789 >>13069785 How stretched out do you think his knot left her? Whoreo worst used goods.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:29:37 No.13069790

>>13069783
>thinks he can whip out his cock and jack it to completion literally in his wolfu's face without her attacking
Anon, what the hell are you doing? At best she's going to deepthroat you just as you're about to come and you have to start all over again if you want to ruin her apple.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:30:37 No.13069793 >>13069790 He has the orgazmo-ray.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:34:18 No.13069799 >>13069793 Then he's going to get wrestled down and the ray taken from him, immediately after which she takes his cock deep in puffy vulva and starts shooting him with it like an execution squad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:35:18 No.13069802 >>13069783 But she'll enjoy that. It's like candy glazing mixed with crack to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:35:37 No.13069804 File: 187 KB, 800x800, fuckyoutable.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069701

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:35:57 No.13069806 File: 2.12 MB, 1944x2917, 1410452909693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a unisex sauna, dude, don't be an Alp about it. Ain't nothing between your legs I haven't seen before. So just lose the towel.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:36:44 No.13069808 File: 183 KB, 800x602, fuckyoutable2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069804

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:37:28 No.13069810 >>13069802 Monmusu bakery with cum glazing when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:39:36 No.13069816 >>13069804 >>13069808 So who is this table flipper?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:40:19 No.13069818 File: 902 KB, 599x333, 「Onee-chan Intensifies」.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069804 >>13069808 Ho?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:40:29 No.13069819 >>13069808 Just as expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:41:04 No.13069823 >>13069810 The CoC version was too unpleasant for me to be able to enjoy the concept any more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:42:43 No.13069828 >>13069808 >inb4 Mari wins anyway end.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:42:46 No.13069830 >>13069808 Nice Vincent Valentine-esque gauntlets, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:43:27 No.13069832 File: 816 KB, 1200x1600, 4a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069810 >Welcome, miss! Would you like to try our new strawberry-jizz donut?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:43:43 No.13069834 >>13069128 Jitsuwa watashi wa. that's sneaky

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:44:10 No.13069835 File: 193 KB, 800x602, Shit Eating Grin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069804 >>13069808 Fixed You can flip the table as much as you please But the smug will still remain

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:44:17 No.13069836 >>13069808 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:45:49 No.13069843 >>13069806 She looks very gloomy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:47:46 No.13069849 >>13069373 Kaz, Im already a semen demon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:48:49 No.13069855 >>13069823 I guess I'm lucky I haven't seen it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:50:09 No.13069858 >>13069832 > regular AND heart pupils what sorcery is this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:51:51 No.13069863 >>13069227 >Spider Wight that also lactates Damn.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:52:05 No.13069864 >>13069858 It's Succuslut magic.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:52:06 No.13069865

>>13069704
Given the story implied he came from the mundane world, then for the longest time he'd have been completely defenseless, which is reason enough to be there initially. If he was rescued by the park owners, then as >>13069713 says he could feel indebted on top of things even if they don't want to force him to remain. Being a Dutiful Idiot (tm) in that vein would also tie in with the idea of needing to speak with the father somehow, with the need to let your loved ones know you aren't dead metastasizing over the years into a homesick emotional fixation, especially as the realisation the parents and all his friends will have died of old age sets in as a sense of fatalistic ennui and inferiority, of having failed them. Needing to honour a half-serious promise to bring the girl for approval if he ever did get married could easily be built into a symbolic act of redemption.

Plenty of incubisations don't do much beyond boosting lifespan, durability and... uh... endurance, and if he was only part incubised as he's not someone's husbando there's even more reason it wouldn't make him a powerhouse.

Plus building on the subtle melancholy hinted by his "old whore" lines etc. could be good practice compared to your usual IRON WILL, FIERY PASSION MCs (which can be fun too) just as much as writing an MC that is weak in combat and survivalism.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:53:18 No.13069870 >>13069865 >>13069863 >all this love the story is getting What do I do to set ablaze the hearts of men?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 08:59:48 No.13069890

>>13069870
Leave a hanging thread that baits people into pontificating their own headcanon on the incubus transformation?
In case you haven't noticed, people love to expound their pet theories.
Alternatively, include in your story an Amazoness whos relationship with the MC sits in a grey area between "muscular matriachy" and "spousal abuse" AND a hellhound who hints that she may or may not be capable of playing the sub.
Then sit back and watch the comments roll in!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 09:00:53 No.13069892 >>13069890 I'm not sure I want those kinds of comments...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 09:07:49 No.13069907 >>13069892 What, don't you want to be the new Bob?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 09:09:10 No.13069910 >>13069907 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 09:23:37 No.13069940 File: 87 KB, 528x600, DragonOfDojima.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon: Kiryu version, because of reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 09:26:50 No.13069946 File: 205 KB, 722x1100, 1422758309829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069940 Splendid. Now we need Taiga, Majima, Ryuji, Tanimura, and Shinada 2P colors.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 09:28:56 No.13069951 >>13069946 Taiga would be Jinko, obviously, but the other ones, I have no idea. Captcha:Ilias

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 09:33:47 No.13069963 File: 2.22 MB, 1920x1200, Yakuza 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13069951 Majima = ? Ryuji = Ryu Tanimura = ? Shinada = Short-haired Lizardman(?)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 09:37:59 No.13069970 >>13069963 I guess Majima would be Cheshire/Manticore/Hellhound. Beyond that, meh.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 09:47:44 No.13069987

>>13069870
On one hand it makes me happy, on the other it makes me feel sad that there isn't a similar interest in my rusalka story, which I've dumped hundreds of thousands of words into, and it makes me wonder if I'm doing something wrong

>>13069865
I'll take this to heart. I wasn't planning on making this story massive or anything, but a redemption piece in which MC perpetually remains lvl 1 could be fun. Or,potentially, I could turn my MC into an unwitting traitor-kun as he, through his efforts with his waifu, engages in an expedition to reopen the portal which flung him into this world, to at the very least bring his wife to where his father is buried, thus fulfilling the promise, fulfilling thins like his duty, his homesickness, and his coming to terms with the fact that he has outlived several generations, and every one he knew is now dead. Through this the portal between two worlds is torn open, and monstergirls spill out into modern society. But that would be a real fuckin' big and long and detailed story and I'm not sure I should start a second one of those before finishing the first.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:06:59 No.13070025 >>13069987 >unwitting traitor No, I'll do it knowingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:07:36 No.13070030 >>13070025 You fiend.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:10:53 No.13070042
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>>13070025
Now now, traitor-kun.
Just get yourself down the church and let out all that stress and tension. You'll find that your sick urge to betray the human race just melt away when you've been properly sanctified by the paladin girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:13:00 No.13070045 >>13070042 >that indecent midriff She'll find the Succubus life style to be easier to adapt to than most of her sisters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:14:55 No.13070055 >>13070042 Please, those girls would find any reason to "sanctify" every man that came to see them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:15:13 No.13070056 >>13070042 What exactly does this sanctifying entail?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:17:11 No.13070063 >>13069410 God damn man, source? I can't find it anywhere

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:17:59 No.13070066 >>13070056 It probably involves "holy water" in one way or another

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:18:12 No.13070067 >>13070056 Hammer blows to the testicles, nails and teeth being pulled off, stuff like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:18:30 No.13070068 >>13070042 Nice abs on that Paladin girl, I'd love to imprison her and force a Beelzebub to lay eggs inside her butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:19:27 No.13070071 >>13070067 >Hammer blows to the testicles So, straight up killing men. Not very efficient.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:19:29 No.13070072 >>13070068 For once, I find myself on your side.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:20:05 No.13070074 >>13070056 Gang raping you until you love human girls again

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:20:41 No.13070076 >>13070071 I assure you, you will live. This is the seventh time they've done it, and they've become exceedingly good at it.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:21:55 No.13070078

>>13069987
Just using a superpowerful necromancer who can make a seance stick across the gap between universes would avoid the complications of an extended expedition plot. heartwarming humor points if spiderwight immediately asks for his hand... from the mother, because monstergirls are always going to be slightly matriarchal

That expedition type thing would probably work best as its own story to avoid overloading things. A lvl 1 human from our world could easily become the intended prize of a number of powerful monstergirls with exotic tastes once his origin from another world became known, with the victor embarking on a project to open a gate to our world as a gift for her darling husband, and also presumably as a humanitarian effort to bring succor to the inhabitants of that benighted, sex-starved world. Anything about connecting the worlds should probably ultimately focus on how monsterworld society perceives our own

I enjoyed rusalka, though I'm not up to date with it since I'm rather busy; it's the only thing that's made me think "maybe getting painfully assaulted by my waifu would be hot", if only for an instant before remembering "no, shit would HURT". Anything with a powerful MC needs to watch that it doesn't stray towards shonen power creep; it can undermine the gravitas of the plot as well as make it impossible to identify with the character, particularly if they have inhuman willpower as it renders their motivations alien to us.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:22:37 No.13070080 File: 351 KB, 741x1000, 8ab832f2dcc7220de8bf1252a55268fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070042 >You will never be the squire(?) to a brocon paladin girl that's also possibly yandere.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:22:38 No.13070081

>>13070076

>Getting your balls crushed
>Surviving

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2313755/Chinese-mother-accused-killing-shopkeeper-squeezing-testicles-hard-died-shock.html

http://gizmodo.com/5905682/can-you-die-if-someone-squeezes-your-testicles-hard-enough

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:23:37 No.13070084 >>13070068 Does this plan include having man after man come inside her rectum to feed the eggs? If so, I'm in. http://exhentai.org/s/0e54831ac0/713777-23

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:26:03 No.13070092 >>13070081 Story about a MG being overprotective of her husband's testicles when?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:30:15 No.13070103

>>13070078
>particularly if they have inhuman willpower as it renders their motivations alien to us.
Naw, mentally speaking the guy is pretty timid and vulnerable. Or atleast, that's how I tried to write him. Lately I've tried to emphasise the fact that he's building up his inter-personal relations ships as a kind of fort for him to hide inside of.

>Just using a superpowerful necromancer
What if I make this necromancer the lich who saved and employed him? And as for asking his mother for her husband's hand, well... unless the Lich raises them for the express purpose of asking that question, his parents are deeeeaaad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:30:17 No.13070104 >>13070092 >Wurm waifu breaks parental lock on TV by punching it really hard >sees CBT on a porn channel >"Ballsy-wallsies need to be protected! That's why I peeled off a scale! Use it to protect your ballsy-wallsies!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:30:22 No.13070105 File: 45 KB, 982x344, YanderePaladin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070080 Yandere Paladins are the best because they just want to protect you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:33:41 No.13070111 >>13070104 What about the energy transfer and trauma from blunt force? A Wurm scale aint got no airbags or shock absorbers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:35:20 No.13070116 >>13069987 Rusalka story? Link me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:35:29 No.13070118 >>13070111 >explain this to her >she runs off >comes back with a loli Slime >"Put this in there!" >loli Slime looks up at you with tears in her eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:38:05 No.13070125 >>13070116 >doesn't know about one of our best stories Shame on you. http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:38:09 No.13070126 >>13070118 >Slime >tears What?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:38:24 No.13070129 >>13070118 >[Pinching bridge of nose intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:38:45 No.13070131 >>13070116 They and all the other crap I do is up on my paste. http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7 Pt.1 http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs Pt.2 >>13070125 Lies and slander.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:39:53 No.13070136 >>13070105 I'm diamonds.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:40:35 No.13070139
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>>13070131
>Lies and slander
Nigga, just 'cuz you's better 'n me don't mean you gotta act all humble and shit.
Now how do I set ablaze the hearts of men?
More Dragons, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:41:04 No.13070141 >>13070125 Guess it's time to put that claim to the test. >>13070131 No taking back now. Prepare yourself instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:43:11 No.13070145 >>13070139 A confident Dragon would be able to smooth-talk her husbando-to-be without issue, wouldn't she?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:44:51 No.13070149 >>13070042 When an Incubus has sex with a human woman, the woman becomes a monster. I hope those paladins like having blue skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:45:08 No.13070151 >>13070145 Not necessarily. A Dragon may be confident but utterly lack the ability to smooth-talk.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:45:09 No.13070152

>>13070139
First you must set ablaze the boner within your own heart, before you may stroke the boners of others. But more dragons would do it, too. And I'm not being humble or anything. I love what I produce, otherwise I wouldn't produce it, but I also think I have a very long way to go.

>>13070141
W-what are you planning?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:46:14 No.13070157 >>13070152 >a very long way to go He shouted to the wind that carried the words to me as I trudged on, unable to even see his back in the distance.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:47:28 No.13070161 >>13070149 In ancient mythology, Cambions were the result of Incubi and human women breeding, weren't they? What would the monstergirl version of a Cambion look like?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:47:35 No.13070162 >>13070136 So you want some insane knight to kill your loving wife and force you to love her? You want to live a life of fear, afraid that she might snap and kill you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:47:51 No.13070163 >>13070152 The most horrible fate in existance. Forced to endure till you eventually enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:50:00 No.13070172 >>13070161 If we are talking MGE? The human woman would be turned into the monster of which he incubus has mamono mana inside him or if there is different kinds inside him into a Succubus and then would give birth to whatever she has become.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:50:55 No.13070174 >>13070162 >So you want some insane knight to kill your loving wife and force you to love her? If my wife was that Guro-NTR Dragon from before, I'd be okay with this. She'd get just what she wanted.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:52:31 No.13070179

>>13070157
Maybe I just wanted to look cool, and turned around so that when you looked back on where you once were, you'd see my back in the distance? Don't believe in yourself/ Believe in the me who believes in you!

>>13070163
Thrown into a world of CBT and scat only to be NTR'd by my own creations? I'd never enjoy that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:53:45 No.13070181 >>13070174 But what if she was a normal loving wife? Would you still want it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:53:53 No.13070182 >>13070179 Kamina, your dead. Pls stop

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:54:46 No.13070188 >>13070181 Obviously not, that would be horrifying. I just thought up a scenario where it would be good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:55:14 No.13070189 >>13070174 >Guro-NTR Dragon She came off more as a genuine psychopath, the kind that would cut another persons skin off an wear it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:56:08 No.13070194 >>13070179 My idea was more in the direction of setting you up with a lewd alp maid. But your idea is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:57:28 No.13070200 >>13070179 >a world of CBT http://exhentai.org/s/01d13bdfff/750678-20

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:57:33 No.13070201 >>13070194 >an Alp has been praising him all this time >now someone is planning to set him up with an Alp Penywise just can't catch a break, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 10:59:24 No.13070207 >>13070189 >the kind that would cut another persons skin off an wear it. That sounds more like yan behavior, skinning that bitch that Anon flirted with and wearing her to see if he'll cheat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:01:43 No.13070212 File: 348 KB, 545x518, 1419086810596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070200 Goddammit, and just to think I actually like robomeidos design.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:02:08 No.13070216 >>13070200 Superior CBT coming through http://exhentai.org/g/605804/d6c8a03eeb/ http://exhentai.org/g/530560/6d1d2ea9d9/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:02:55 No.13070219 >>13070139 >filename Alps pls go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:03:28 No.13070221 >>13070216 >NTR Disgusting. CBT should be loving.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:03:42 No.13070222
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>>13070182
>Implying Kamina inspiration doesn't transcend mortality

>You'll never be egged on by a genki Wurm who tells you to believe in not yourself, but her.

>>13070194
That wouldn't be that bad. I mean, I prefer some kind of older-sister spider type or some kinda soft undead girl but... eh. I try my best to adhere to pic related, and not think too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:03:53 No.13070224 >>13070216 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:04:07 No.13070225 >all this cbt What the fuck is up with you guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:04:21 No.13070227 >>13070219 Make me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:04:34 No.13070230 >>13070219 If you don't like it, you didn't have to reply to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:05:19 No.13070234 >>13070222 Well, at lest she'd last longer than Kamina.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:05:55 No.13070239 >>13070227 Your faggotry will see you gone in time. You fucking girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:06:37 No.13070241 >>13070239 I've been here for a while anon, and I feel I'll be here for a while more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:07:22 No.13070244 >>13070234 But imagine the spiral power and all that simple-minded directness

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:08:11 No.13070249 >>13070241 Oh you're lost. Door's right there motherfucker, take the cbtfags with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:08:38 No.13070250 >>13070244 >Wurms can already punch holes into reality >add spiral power No. No you fool, don't! You don't know what you're reckoning with!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:09:52 No.13070259 File: 529 KB, 1200x1731, 05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best horse pussy story ever told

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:10:19 No.13070263

>>13070244
Word's can't describe how dangerous a wurm would be with spiral power.

Seriously, tell her that Lord Genome stole all the ice cream and she'd destroy everything in her path to beat him.

And that's without the suit

Implying I'm not going to be the one who bites it and drives her on.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:10:29 No.13070264 >>13070249 I'll second that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:11:09 No.13070266 File: 155 KB, 1178x823, 1404099832464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070249 Nope. I think I'll make myself reaaaal comfy right here. Jelly?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:11:11 No.13070267 >>13069727 >new chapter is from Farai's POV >is overly guilty about nothing >keeps beating herself up cause she's too chickenshit to say what she wants Good, good. They really are a lot alike

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:11:26 No.13070268 >>13070263 >beating good guy who did nothing wrong but protected human from self destruction No

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:12:19 No.13070276 >>13070249 Do you really have to get in a tiff over princes carrying again? Does it really trigger you that much?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:12:35 No.13070278 >>13070267 Her liking him doesn't feel too rushed, does it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:12:37 No.13070279 >>13070250 >>13070263 >Hey, that black Anti-Spiral guy just put a ban on cookie dough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:13:44 No.13070281 >>13070268 This is season one anon, She won't know about the true evil until season 2. >>13070279 This guy gets it

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:14:33 No.13070285 File: 179 KB, 476x500, 20150218_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukionna Yuiko also makes her offical debut. Goods incoming.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:15:08 No.13070287 [DELETED]

>>13070266
Fuck off. You and the other dragon subs may push your princess carry shit, but your waifu wants a powerful man, worthy of being married to her, worthy of submitting to. She wouldn't so much as spit in the direction of one who flaunts such weakness an alp behavior.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:15:42 No.13070290 >>13070285 So it is a hot springs chapter?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:16:50 No.13070296 >>13070287 Let them have their fun anon. It just gives me more alps to tenderly bully with REDACTED and by tugging their tails or rubbing their wings

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:17:21 No.13070299 >>13070278 Oh it was pretty obvious from the Craig chapters that she likes him, so not really. There's going to be future chapters from Farai's POV then, I hope?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:17:21 No.13070300 >>13070287 Somebody's gonna get zapped with talk like that~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:17:59 No.13070302 >>13070287 >flaunts such weakness This is really the part that baffles me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:18:20 No.13070303 >>13070300 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:18:40 No.13070305 >>13070299 Yes. I was originally saving her first POV for when they were having their first play session but I couldn't contain myself. Andrea and Lance will get them too, because reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:18:44 No.13070306 What does "CBT" even stand for?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:18:57 No.13070308 >>13070285 I wish Crabnicholson put more effort into his character names. >>13070287 Anon, yet again you're getting upset over nothing. Now before you go off on a tirade about "muh gender roles" I suggest you leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:19:37 No.13070311 >>13070222 >I try my best to adhere to pic related, and not think too much. You truly are a madman, I bet you would tenderly love an alp maid aswell.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:19:41 No.13070312 >>13070306 Cock and Ball Torture.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:19:58 No.13070316 >>13070306 Cash Ballot Thing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:20:21 No.13070317 >>13070306 So naive.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:20:43 No.13070318 >>13070308 No, you leave, and take your limp wrist fantasies with you, weak man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:20:43 No.13070319 >>13070287 This Read profile. Dragons want strong men worthy of them. If you want to be weak submissive fag take oni or amazon. They love sissies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:20:50 No.13070320 >>13070306 Crash Bandicoot Time

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:21:42 No.13070326 File: 188 KB, 700x1061, 1404500230775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070306 Cute Beautiful the Thing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:21:43 No.13070327 >>13070320 That's a good time, that is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:22:54 No.13070334 >>13070311 I'd even tenderly love a gazer maid if she were cute. Hell, I'd tenderly love any maid, they don't scare me. But I'd tenderly love an ara ara giant werefruitbat maid the most. You won't get me near those Matangos though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:23:08 No.13070335 File: 147 KB, 273x273, 1401209877708.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070318 Keep going with the tough-guy act invisible man, you're adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:25:01 No.13070344 >>13070335 I feel nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:25:09 No.13070346 >>13070335 >Doesn't want to be a bitch >Tough-guy act Strawman pls.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:25:45 No.13070348

>>13070305
Better that you've done the POV switch now instead of then, as this gives you much mlre time to develop Farai's character further
>Andrea and Lance will get them too, because reasons.
Ehh, I feel like Raquel has had more "screentime" than they have, so if you really want their POV's you'll have to, well, write them in more scenes. As it stands I think your story would be stronger with just Craig and Farai's POV

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:26:55 No.13070352 >>13070346 >Trying to alpha on an anonymous imageboard There's your problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:27:11 No.13070353 >>13070335 >not wanting to be sissy is tough-guy act ayy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:27:18 No.13070356 >>13070348 >would be stronger But that wouldn't work out with where I'm going with this, trust me. Or don't. I'll stick with that anyway. If I ever get there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:28:43 No.13070363 >>13070352 >you need an identity to not be a sissy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:30:55 No.13070375 I just want to be seduced by an older Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:32:15 No.13070379 File: 2.03 MB, 2000x2280, 1413850482510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070375 So do I.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:33:58 No.13070386 >>13070375 >>13070379 I want to bully a high-class Wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:37:43 No.13070397 >>13070379 I wouldn't mind either

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:37:44 No.13070398 >>13070386 I want to get bullied by a flat fujo Cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:40:28 No.13070413 >>13070398 >being bullied by a cyclops Consider suicide.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:40:48 No.13070414 >>13070398 How does one get bullied by a Cyclops?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:41:24 No.13070416 >>13070414 TWO-EYES! TWO-EYES!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:41:24 No.13070417 >>13070398 Those words...is it possible to use them in a sentence like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:43:05 No.13070424 >>13070414 I don't know, but it would be the ultimate embarrassment. It's like masochism but with self-worth. Anon has described the lowest of the low monmusu and wishes to be even lower.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:45:06 No.13070429 >>13070416 >Yeah, that's the norm in mammals, deficit chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:45:20 No.13070432 >>13070398 You are no man, you are an alp! The lowest of yur kind

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:46:11 No.13070435 >>13070416 >not just punching her in the eye >not laughing as they scream their head off

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:47:59 No.13070442 >>13070414 This is right >>13070424. I want to be her extra worthless slave, licking her feet, being stepped on, serving her like a slave while she watches her animes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:48:32 No.13070443 >>13070416 If she won't bully me right, I'll just let that Vampire blackmail me into becoming her posse's boytoy. A man has to have standards when he's bullied.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:49:27 No.13070447 >>13070432 But Alps want to be bullied by boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:49:53 No.13070449 >>13070334 I'm not sure how a Matango maid would even work. Could probably grow tendrils around the house to serve her Master.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:51:48 No.13070459 >>13070449 >"Should I put a little something extra on your pizza, master~?"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:51:50 No.13070460 >>13070429 >Being proud to be an animal As expected of a two-eye!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:56:40 No.13070475

>>13070319
>Read Profile
>Actually caring for profiles outside of maybe one or two interesting facts

Pretty sure 99% of everyone here only cares about the drawings and just makes headcanons regarding their fantasies with their waifus.

Besides I see no logical reason why a Dragon absolutely wouldn't want a weak subby husband. I mean, they kidnapped Princesses as Monsters, as girls I'm sure they'd kidnap Princes, or any guy they felt like making their treasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:57:49 No.13070478 >>13070460 Hellooo~ Hellooo~ I'm just an aaanimaaal~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 11:59:42 No.13070486 >>13070460 And yet you want to be love by any such "animal" that would have you. Are bitter, thirsty Cyclops the next step in their evolution?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:02:24 No.13070490

>>13069727
Wow, that peek into Farai's mind was really jarring. the self-loathing is a little irational, but I guess that was kinda hinted at with the whole racial stereotyping thing. And Craig seemed sort of forwards with his sort-of confession. Can I just chalk that up to his fever making him say things that he otherwise wouldn't?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:02:51 No.13070492
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>>13070486
>Are bitter, thirsty Cyclops the next step in their evolution?
>next step
I imagine a huge amount of the plainer Cyclopes already have sex lives that consist mostly of sour grapes and crying.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:04:19 No.13070502 [DELETED]

>>13070475
>Besides I see no logical reason why a Dragon absolutely wouldn't want a weak subby husband
>profiles paint them as strong and haughty, but governed instinct, wanting a stronger male whose children to bear
>hurr fuck KC, muh headcanon

You aren't convince anybody. Just get on all fours and offer your ass to an amazon if you're that desperate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:04:27 No.13070503 >>13070486 >Are bitter, thirsty Cyclops the next step in their evolution? WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE BULLYING HUMAN BOYS WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:06:14 No.13070511 >>13070490 Is it so hard to believe he has balls?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:07:09 No.13070516 Oh boy, Torikissa 2 is out.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:08:38 No.13070521

>>13070502
Now you're bullshiting and you know it.

>When they find a man who strikes their fancy, they can’t go against their urge as monsters. They take him back to their lair, give in to the urge and have sex. The men taken away by them are treated as their most valuable “treasure” and are not allowed to leave their sight.

>However, if their instincts ever recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” then they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male and bear young.” If this happens, there’s not a trace of the “dragon, ruler of the earth” left. They fawn on their husbands and strongly seek sex, becoming mere “female lizards.”

By all means tell me where the Sub Fantasies are shot down in the profile? The Maledom route with one is clearly painted as optional, and hell, their initial meeting with one paints a sub fantasy of being kidnapped, kept and possessed.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:09:31 No.13070526

>>13070511
No its just that he seemed to have a part of him that wanted to confess and another that was convinced she wasn't into him. So I wondered if his sickness/fever shut up the part that wasn't convinced, and let him speak a little more honestly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:09:55 No.13070527 >>13070492 Would she cry if I teased her about how she's a kissless virgin?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:09:56 No.13070528 >>13070459 >"I fucking hate mushrooms."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:10:24 No.13070532 >>13070526 Him not sleeping well the night before might have something to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:10:58 No.13070534 >>13070527 Yes. Why would you do that, though, when you could lovingly take both her first kiss and virginity?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:12:07 No.13070538 >>13070475 >regal creature who wants only the best including best children with best genes >taking inferior weak man who can't protect himself as husband Anon pls Amazon village will welcome you with open arms

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:13:23 No.13070542 >>13070532 Well any way, it's good, I enjoyed it. Can I expect a slightly dere-er jinko in the future? I mean she did just have two kids put in to build a home for her, but she's still got the gruff homeless vibe

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:14:31 No.13070546 File: 175 KB, 287x487, Fuck off.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070521 >Although they have high intelligence, their behavior and emotions are strongly governed by their instincts and they can’t go against them.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:14:47 No.13070548

>>13070475
>Pretty sure 99% of everyone here only cares about the drawings and just makes headcanons regarding their fantasies with their waifus.
Which is why when arguments about monster girls come up, in almost every argument somebody on one side or somebody on both sides cite the encyclopedia and KC. If you don't like KC that's fine, he sucks at world building, but most of what we talk about here is the encyclopedia and KC's monsters, get the fuck over it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:15:45 No.13070550 >>13070546 >inb4 hyperbole

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:15:49 No.13070552 >>13070542 She'll be there to mostly offer sagacious relationship advice, so I don't know about "dere-er".

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:17:26 No.13070556 >>13070521 Tips bonnet dragon when? >m'lord

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:18:14 No.13070559 >>13070550 I'll remind you the next time sub hellhound comes up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:18:54 No.13070563 >>13070546 And? What does that prove other than they want to rape and have sex, like literally every fucking other Monster Girl. All that says is "They're smart, but they'll still give into their lewd dreams and want to fuck."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:20:01 No.13070569 >>13070534 That's after I take pity on her and take them so she won't be so pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:21:33 No.13070572 >Go to the encyclopedia page >Some announcements at the top >Announcement 2: Roleplay has been moved to it's own forum. Be sure to read the Roleplay Rules thread before posting. Welp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:22:49 No.13070577 >>13070572 >Roleplaying

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:23:10 No.13070579 >>13070563 Dragons want strong, superior men, not sissies wanting to be women. Kindly fuck off to amazon village.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:24:49 No.13070581 >>13070559 I don't give a fuck about hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:25:05 No.13070584 >>13070579 So in other words you have no actual argument so you've just devolved to posting >"P-Please follow my headcanon!" Enjoy that shit you're eating.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:27:43 No.13070589 >>13070572 >autists placed in containment forum >this is somehow bad Wot

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:28:28 No.13070592 >>13070579 I like Amazons so I will

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:28:51 No.13070595 >>13070589 Its the fact that it was a big enough problem that it demanded action and an announcement at the top of the page.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:29:46 No.13070598 >>13070581 Good for you, it doesn't really detract from my point.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:30:33 No.13070601 [DELETED]

>>13070584
I don't need to justify anything because the only ones pushing headcanon are you princess carry, "dragons wants subs"fags. They want a man worthy of calling their treasure, of keeping, not some mouse who bends to their every whim, and no amount of forcing headcanon from you, will change that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:32:54 No.13070610 >X monster only wants a man stronger than them! >No you're wrong, X monster only wants a man weaker than them that they can order around! And the count raises to 638 times we've had this argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:34:04 No.13070615 >>13070601 Are you averse to facts and logic or something?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:34:42 No.13070618

>>13070601
But Anon, the only one pushing Head Canon here is you. I mean, you do it right in that very post. Not to mention earlier, where you tried to claim their profile says so but, as we just went back to read, it doesn't.

You stared too long into the abyss, then you proceeded to bathe in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:35:08 No.13070621 >>13070615 It's right. fucking. there. So fuck off. >>13070546

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:35:43 No.13070623 >>13070601 And yet you're the one blowing a gasket for hours every single day about it. Do you really like getting mad about princess carrying that much?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:36:20 No.13070626 >>13070618 >>13070621

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:38:03 No.13070629 >>13070618 It was me who said read profile That is other guy Subs a shit

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:41:32 No.13070643

>>13070626
And to which see >>13070563. Besides, where does that sentence even come from, as it's not in the Encyclopedia entry.

Actually, I went back to the encyclopedia entry and realized you took that sentence out of context completely.

>Although they have high intelligence, their behavior and emotions are strongly governed by their instincts and they can’t go against them. They are “rulers of the earth” and they look down on humans as worthless, insignificant beings. They try to act uninterested, but because of the influence of the demon lord’s power, by instinct they can’t help but recognize human males as “males of their race.” For that reason, exactly opposite of their attitudes, their instinct gives them a powerful aversion to harming humans. Because of it, they can’t harm people even though they have the power to take a human life effortlessly. They even end up having endearing feelings for humans.

So it's actually talking about how, despite being haughty, they still find human boys endearing. So you've based your sole argument that Dragons completely and solely want Alpha /fit/ Anons on a sentence that even by itself didn't really support your argument, and that you knowingly took out of context.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:42:05 No.13070645 >>13070595 Yeah, Doesn't help that Fan Fics are on the wiki as well

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:42:46 No.13070648 >>13070623 Shhh, let the man bask in his saltiness.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:42:50 No.13070649 >>13070645 Well where else do you want them to go? Here?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:44:09 No.13070652 >>13070643 >where does that sentence even come from From their page. You are not even trying to hide your bullshit. The photos with th elittle bits of extra info like >>13070546 are from the guide.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:47:16 No.13070664 [DELETED]

>>13070643
>by instinct they can’t help but recognize human males as “males of their race.”
>male dragons are stronger than females
> if their instincts ever recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” then they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male and bear young.”

Check.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:47:16 No.13070665 File: 3.41 MB, 4288x3216, DSCF1095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you met the legend himself and slowly whispered your devious plans into his ear?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:48:11 No.13070667 >>13070665 Aftyn?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:48:48 No.13070668 >>13070665 Bob?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:49:18 No.13070670 >>13070665 Bane?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:49:46 No.13070671 >>13070665 >english guide For real?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:50:02 No.13070673 >>13070665 >>13070667 >>13070668 >>13070670 All of the above?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:50:33 No.13070676 >>13070665 None of the above?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:52:34 No.13070687 >>13069768 A wolfu talented as a jewnuki in business. What more a man can desire?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:54:38 No.13070695

>>13070652
And what does the image prove? They're quick for sex and willing to cave to their desires of the flesh? Wow, they're almost like, I don't know, every single other Monster Girl ever written. Weird huh?

>>13070664
>male dragons are stronger than females
You're making things up again Anon. We don't know if Pre-MG if Male Dragons were more Powerful, if Female were, or if they were roughly equal and the more powerful took charge. We just know that they'll serve a man they see as more powerful than they. There's nothing that says any man they kidnap, wed, or etc. must be more powerful than they, only "If they are."

Again, please making stuff up in order to fit your arguments. You're the one who wanted to go by the book, if you want to do that you need to stick to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:56:34 No.13070704 >>13069843 Suits well in a black dragon. By the way, what a black dragon breathes?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:57:01 No.13070707 >>13070595 Considering that there is a fairly high amount of roleplay here too you shoudlnt be surprised

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:57:44 No.13070711 >>13070704 Acid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:58:08 No.13070713 >>13070695 Just stop engaging him for fuck's sake, he didn't listen to any arguments yesterday, he doesn't today, and he won't tomorrow.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:58:16 No.13070714

>>13070649
I want them to go where they belong, a fanfic sight.

I have no problem with folks writing fan-fix stuff and taking it to the write place or a containment forum.
I do have a problem when people post fanfics as a wiki page.

I wouldn't go to the MGS wiki to read about snake teaming up with a trigendered otherkin with a keyblade and I hold the same standard for all wikis unless it is one devoted to OCs

Sorry for sperging out but this is a pet peeve of mine

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:59:10 No.13070715 >>13070671 What are you talking about, there's Jap all over it. The title's always been in Eng and Jap on the front.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 12:59:19 No.13070716 >>13070713 Of course he won't when you people grasp at straws.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:00:24 No.13070720 File: 53 KB, 351x509, DoYouEvenChocolateMilk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wanted Holst? You got it.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:01:31 No.13070723
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>>13070716
>Demands people go strictly by the Encyclopedia
>Has to take sentences out of context to support his headcanons "That are totally legitimate guiz"
>Later proceeds to make shit up in order to support his arguments

Oh, there are straws being grasped at alright, look in the mirror buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:02:13 No.13070727 >>13070259 >NTR Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:02:25 No.13070729 >>13070720 niiice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:02:28 No.13070730 >>13070665 I imagine KC was an incredibly handsome and charismatic man who can smooth-talk ladies with ease. Pffft

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:02:48 No.13070732 >>13070723 You probably used them to build your strawman.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:03:22 No.13070733

>>13070714
You're sperging about something that's a legitimate problem, I don't think you need to worry, anon.
But yeah, having stories on the wiki is pretty asinine, they shouldn't have allowed it in the first place, but then again there always seems to be problems with those in charge when it comes to our fandumb

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:03:49 No.13070734 >>13070720 >yellow eyes SHE IS A PREDATOR NOW! HIDE YO SHOTAS!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:04:57 No.13070738 >>13070734 Yellow eyes means predator? You learn something new every day.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:05:37 No.13070741 [DELETED]

>>13070695
I am going by the book, and to drive the knife deeper, all this "dragon mistress bs" and treating their men as servants

>They try to act uninterested, but because of the influence of the demon lord’s power, by instinct they can’t help but recognize human males as “males of their race.” For that reason, exactly opposite of their attitudes, their instinct gives them a powerful aversion to harming humans. Because of it, they can’t harm people even though they have the power to take a human life effortlessly. They even end up having endearing feelings for humans.

When they find a man who strikes their fancy, they can’t go against their urge as monsters. They take him back to their lair, give in to the urge and have sex. The men taken away by them are treated as their most valuable “treasure” and are not allowed to leave their sight.

if anything, they'd lavish you with gold and jewels and would treat you like a king, not a servant or slave. Go to dark elf if you want that.

>male dragons not being stronger than females

Really?

>what des that image prove

That you're full of shit and I've been going by the guide since the beginning. Princess carryingdragons are sub headcannon wanking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:07:58 No.13070748 >>13070716 Not him but I don't know if you're actually retarded or just pretending to be retarded. However see Poe's Law.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:08:20 No.13070749 >>13070720 If anyone deserves that nice, farmer's tan, it's her. Good show.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:09:01 No.13070752 >>13070734 >>13070738 >Holstautja

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:09:51 No.13070755 >>13070748 Lucky for me, I don't have to guess with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:10:32 No.13070757 >>13070711 Thanks Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:10:53 No.13070758 >>13070752 Clever girl...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:11:10 No.13070760 >>13070695 They're quick for sex and willing to cave to their desires of the flesh? Wow, they're almost like, I don't know, every single other Monster Girl ever written Glacies Jinko Mantis Unicorn Lizardman Hinezumi Pre wonderland alice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:11:17 No.13070761 >>13070755 >No u? Yep. Shouldn't you be in school right now learning pre algebra?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:11:33 No.13070762 >>13070758 4___________u

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:12:24 No.13070767 >>13070761 Here's your reply.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:13:39 No.13070769 >>13070761 Stop engaging him. If all of you just fucking stopped he'd get bored and stop shitposting in a flash.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:15:10 No.13070775

>>13070741
>if anything, they'd lavish you with gold and jewels and would treat you like a king, not a servant or slave. Go to dark elf if you want that.
Are you mentally retarded? You're treated as a treasure, not a king. A treasure is kept, possessed, owned. You'll be treated nicely, but you are her's.

>Really?
Well my biology may be a bit rusty but if you really wished to be specific, there are many species where the female is bigger and stronger than the male, especially in Reptiles and Dinosaurs, what would likely be the two closest relatives to Dragons.

>That you're full of shit and I've been going by the guide since the beginning. Princess carryingdragons are sub headcannon wanking.
OK buddy, and you wanting to rape and dominant every Dragon this side of the country and demanding all dragons bow to your dick isn't dom headcanon wanking in the slightest.

God I'm so glad my Monster waifu doesn't have many fans so I don't have to worry about retards trying to bitch about how people enjoy her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:16:27 No.13070780 >>13070769 You know how it goes, Anon. Once one Anon starts trolling, it's hard to contain the shitfest that follows. How long have you been STANDING HERE trying to stop their fighting?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:17:35 No.13070785 >You will never spook your monster girl waifu so hard she leaps back, gets on all fours and presses her belly on the floor looking in front of her super hard

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:17:42 No.13070786

>>13070760
>Among the monsters, there are some that are pure and chaste, and some that have a strong sense of shame. One could even say that they are very unlike monsters in general. And yet, they aren't even repudiated according to the monsters' values which regard lasciviousness as a virtue. The reason why is that for the monsters even that is just one of the tools they have to arouse men and get sex. It's because the monsters know that human men are attracted to and aroused by those kinds of women.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:18:19 No.13070788 >>13070780 Not him, but I have been fighting this fight many times on many days, and only now I REALIZE how futile it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:19:35 No.13070791 >>13070788 Haven't we all? I don't blame you, after all, YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:20:54 No.13070796 File: 147 KB, 478x510, 1417483275795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Are you arguing on the internet again? God, you're such a faggot Anon, I think someone needs a punishment, come over here~"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:21:18 No.13070799 >>13070775 >TFW constant arguments about what it takes to kill my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:21:30 No.13070800 File: 297 KB, 750x900, 1413381267909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070791 But hey, one shitstorm follows another, the wheel of time keeps turning, and all in all we're just TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY, right?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:21:48 No.13070802 [DELETED]

>>13070775
>monstergirls love men
>dragons see the men they love as their treasure
>this means possessing and owning them instead of caring about them and seeing to their needs
>men are things

Sub harder. Headcanon even harder.

>diisaurs re related to dragons

I'm not even gonna waste keystrokes on this one.

>and you wanting to rape and dominant every Dragon this side of the country and demanding all dragons bow to your dick isn't dom headcanon wanking in the slightest.

Please point out the post where I said to rape the dragons. No, really, point it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:21:55 No.13070803 >>13070799 Matango?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:22:09 No.13070804 File: 86 KB, 231x267, ww-l.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070780 >>13070788 >>13070800 >>13070791 Someone needs to draw a Werewolf dressed like Bladewolf already.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:22:36 No.13070805 >>13070796 Fuck off dog.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:23:15 No.13070806 >>13070796 Can't we just play fetch the shota?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:23:28 No.13070808 >>13070786 Read the profiles, I'm busy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:24:29 No.13070812 >>13070796 Fuck off bitch.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:24:40 No.13070813

>>13070805
>>13070806
I honestly believe there are Anons here that, if Monster Girls ever became real, would still rather have arguments about them on an Anime Imageboard as opposed to go and marry them, even if they were practically begging them for the dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:24:57 No.13070815 >>13070803 Probably Ushi-oni, because Daleanon never knows when to shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:26:18 No.13070819 >>13070813 >God, you're such a faggot Anon, I think someone needs a punishment, come over here~ She's begging for something alright, but it's not dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:26:55 No.13070822 >>13070802 >demanding all dragons bow to your dick isn't dom headcanon wanking in the slightest. >they follow their instincs and want to bear the male's offspring >implying any demands need be made

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:28:23 No.13070825

>>13070800

Us Anons will never stop being childish, BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE

>>13070804

That'd be great, but her design might be a bit tricky to come out looking coherent with the details and all. Drawfags wouldn't really like us telling THE RIGHT FROM WRONG in their drawings, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:29:07 No.13070826 >>13070815 >muh invincible monsters! I just slapped an oni so hard her jaw dislocated.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:30:05 No.13070831 >>13070826 And here he is ladies and gentlemen! The edgiest man to have ever lived, every inch of his body sharpened to maximum perfection for the perfect degree of "I want to kill a monstergirl!" Watch out, he has a minefield!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:30:08 No.13070832 >>13070822 Meant for >>13070775

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:31:06 No.13070834 File: 113 KB, 850x638, 1406856318415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070825 >stealing two lines I should've known someone would end up doing this. This is exactly the kind of thing that happens WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:31:40 No.13070835 >>13070831 >That salt >That ad hominem

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:32:23 No.13070839 >>13070835 And he continues on with a fantastic showing, ladies and gentlemen! He's got the perfect level of edge going right now! But, can he keep it up?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:32:59 No.13070841 >>13070831 Thank you. Thank you. You do me much honor, letting me impregnate your waifu so your children have my strong genes is enough. You don't have to stand on ceremony for me anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:33:36 No.13070844 >>13069806 >That relaxed yet alpha pose >That relaxed bro yet simultaneously slightly mocking dialogue I want to be bullied by her!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:33:45 No.13070846 >>13070839 Thanks to you, we can keep our food salted for ages to come.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:34:45 No.13070850

>>13070841
Ah, he's gone for the risky tactic of calling out an 'en-tee-arr'. Will it hold up? Or will it fall flat on the crowd? At least he has the grace to accept the award with honor!

>>13070846
Ah, the ever-desired tactic best known as 'no you', or is it perhaps the better known 'presenting, hard' style?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:35:35 No.13070854 >>13070844 >wanting to get bullied by a caterpillar eyebrows like her You're almost as bad as the Cyclops-worshipper.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:35:41 No.13070855 >>13070826 I didn't even say that. Hell, I didn't even imply that. I don't give a shit about Ushi-oni, but I'm tired of seeing threads get dragged through the mud just because Daleanon can't shut his ass up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:35:55 No.13070856 >>13070850 You're hilarious, I'll give you that. Although, might I suggest you get a doctor to tend to your butt wound?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:36:50 No.13070860 >>13070854 Th-Thick Eyebrows are really cool and badass though! Perfect for a girl who bullies me! Thick Eyebrows are the best!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:37:26 No.13070863 >>13070834 It had to be done. I didn't want to leave anyone out of the fun. I'm sure WE'LL BOTH AGREE if you think about it. Also, that shark girl is a qt. I'd put waterproof bandaids on her wounds and scrub her skin free of parasites.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:37:53 No.13070865

>>13070856
He's pressing through with it, folks! He's trying to deflect any criticism from himself onto his accuser, an advanced tactic to be sure, especially when none is given! But don't worry, I'm sure he'll pull something off, even when this maneuver inevitably fails.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:38:51 No.13070868 [DELETED]

>>13070850
Yes, I am a gracious man. Oh, you might want to know that ushi oni that was gunning for me has been neutralized, WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. Why, after that particular exploit got out, all uhis quake in terror at my presence, one look from me is enough to cause them to stampede in the opposite direction. Thank you for boosting my rep so.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:39:01 No.13070869 >>13070856 i dunno you seem to be the butthurt one here youre the one flinging insults thats pretty typical of the anally anguished

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:40:10 No.13070872

>>13070868
Tell me -- and my audience, of course. How did you do it? Was it the ever risky "just shoot her" technique, with it's known failure rate? Or did you rely on the more tried and true "white phosphorus produced from nowhere"? Or maybe the minefield that you're reputed to have set up around your house?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:40:36 No.13070874 BAH GAWD SOMEBODY PRUNE THE DAMN THREAD

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:40:44 No.13070875 >>13070865 No, keep digging. It's not like you make yourself look like an idiot. >>13070869 Not at all. hell, I'm not even the guy who made the post that triggered him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:42:04 No.13070879 >>13070874 It's my fault. I said its name. What have I done?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:42:07 No.13070880

>>13070875
im
not sure what youre talking about
he made a post calling someone who wanted to punch a monster edgy
id agree thats pretty edgy
and youre freaking out over basically nothing said in a fairly comedic style and throwing ad hominems like nobodys business
have you considered some soothing cream

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:42:14 No.13070882 >>13070860 >Thick Eyebrows are the best! >Coke bottle glasses are the best! >Braids are the best! >Flat slender bodies are the best! I agree.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:43:09 No.13070887 >>13070855 >dale >not the faggots that insist that monsters would beatmen 10/10 always, without fail, because they say so

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:43:16 No.13070888 >>13070875 Ah, it looks like he's got it! He's going to try and slowly back away from that one and attempt to seem as if he's still cool like a cucumber, despite having overextended himself! We'll see if it pays off or if he's left hanging.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:43:25 No.13070889 >>13070882 Eww, I said nothing about those last 3 though. Just thick eyebrows. Braids are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:44:24 No.13070893 >>13070887 Quiet, dale. You've got mines to prepare and officials to bribe.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:44:25 No.13070894 >>13070880 >Calling someone else on his ad hominem counts as being butthurt. Either you didn't pay attention or you're just baiting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:45:25 No.13070899 >>13070894 i really dont see an ad hominem youre still flailing at nothing because you fucked up arent you he called a man who wanted to punch a monster in the face edgy and you claimed that was an ad hominem somehow

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:45:26 No.13070900 >>13070889 One of us! One of us!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:45:27 No.13070901 >>13070888 Keep it up mate, I'm having a blast.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:46:07 No.13070904 File: 183 KB, 800x700, 1407688069659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Uuuuh... you guys are so lame! Why did I even agree to this film?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:46:32 No.13070908 >>13070901 It seems he's going to press on with the strategy, carefully concealing his anxiety and anger with a veneer of humor. It's a risky strategy -- it hasn't worked so far, but maybe he can do it! I have faith in you!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:46:53 No.13070909 File: 144 KB, 1000x759, 64c169e69919081b2d0482c156a8bcc4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You niggas need an industry strength chill pill.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:46:55 No.13070910 >>13069730 Juste was truly the funkiest of all the belmonts,

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:47:12 No.13070911 >>13070899 Actually, he's flailing a lot more than I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:47:35 No.13070914 >>13070909 No, we need to firebomb the chill pill. It's the only way to be sure. >>13070911 Nah, you're flailing pretty hard, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:48:32 No.13070916 >>13070904 >"I-I'm sorry, I'm trying my best. I'll go if you want me to..." I don't think I could handle a tsundere Monster Girl, I'd just feel too terrible and burden-like to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:49:06 No.13070918 >>13070914 >I'll disregard everything that happens. How rude of you, making me waste my time like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:49:32 No.13070920 File: 127 KB, 640x1000, Cloi-leon-belmont6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13070910 Leon, Simon, Julius, and Richter had the best themes though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:49:42 No.13070922 >>13070909 That is not a comfy pose for her. I'd rather she sit on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:50:22 No.13070924 >>13070909 That puffy vulva is lovely.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:51:03 No.13070928 [DELETED]

>>13070872
Well you know how I HATE to talk about myself and what I do, but okay. The electrified
fence slowed her down enough for me to pelt her with three full magazines. After she broke though that, wounded and disoriented, she wondered right into the minefield. One leg. Two legs. Limbs were flying everywhere! It was gruesome, but I had to defend my pelvis. After the fourth min, she was more gnarled flesh than a monster. As she sat there, trying to shove her guts back inside her torso, one well placed shot from my .50 caliber rifle turned her into a pink mist. After that, it was simply matter of course to burn her boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:51:38 No.13070930 >>13070904 >film >naked What's happening?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:52:04 No.13070931 >>13070893 Yep, like clockwork.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:52:26 No.13070932 >>13070930 Bedtop Sports

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:53:29 No.13070934

>>13070904
>>13070930
"You wanted humans to learn about the fragile ecosystem of your homeland, didn't you? This nature documentary will help everyone see how important it is to save the swamplands.
Hey now, don't hide from the camera. You want people to like this place, right? Humans like it when they can see a girl's body..."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:54:01 No.13070937 >>13070930 The most shocking porn movie ever produced. Banned in 150 countries. 3 hours of pure handholding

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:54:51 No.13070941 >>13070928 Are you sure you didn't fuck the body before burning it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:55:02 No.13070942 >>13070937 Only legal in Mooslim countries, those dens of vice and degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:56:31 No.13070947 >>13070942 One day the flag of the Mooslim caliphate will fly in every pole.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:57:26 No.13070952 >>13070942 It's illegal there too because you can see the girl's skin It's only legal in Canada

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:58:03 No.13070955 >>13070928 M-muh invincible monsters though...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:58:26 No.13070957 >>13070952 Mooslims are all about showing skin you dumbass. They're the reformed Church of Hathor, born out of necessity as a political movement in the wake of something something.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 13:59:11 No.13070960 >>13070955 Don't be silly! Of course you can kill most monsters with a minefield and a high powered rifle! You'll just be arrested afterwards and thrown in prison for pretty much forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:01:43 No.13070968 >>13070942 >>13070947 >Mooslim >Moos >Being "slim" >Not being healthy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:02:46 No.13070971 >>13070968 How about Mooslam, then?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:02:55 No.13070972 >>13070960 All because he wanted to not be raped. Fuck you MGC.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:03:02 No.13070974 [DELETED]

>>13070941
Oh heaven's no. That would lead to contamination, especially withal the blood. Why, I even made sure to wear a hazard suit while the body burned. Monsters are tricky. Can you imagine? Going through all that effort just to end up incubized, especially by a disgusting rape spider? UGH! No, if I ever find Ms. Right, she'll have two knees, tat bend one way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:03:07 No.13070975 >>13070928 Calm down boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:04:21 No.13070980 >>13070971 >Mooslam >And welcome to the Jam Captcha: Lactu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:05:43 No.13070987 >>13070980 Divine revelation? Or... Bovine revelation?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:09:43 No.13071000 [DELETED]

>>13070960
>>13070960
But I haven't been arrested. Who would arrest a man for defending his life and pelvis?

>MGC

Oh, I see, terrible place. Glad I moved away after spanking half the polulation. I could have made it 100% but I'm not a man who seeks conflict. I'm sure they got the message.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:09:53 No.13071003 >>13070987 >Bovine Revelation >Assassin's Teat: Moovelation >A hooded Holstaurus who's standing on the edge of a building fidgeting, too scared to perform the Leap of Faith onto the haystack below >The house is barely 5 meters high

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:11:47 No.13071008 >>13070151 I'm reminded of a short greentext or something of a Dragon going to a butler cafe or somethin', and asking the guy attending to her to advise her on which of several absolutely awful pick-up lines was the best.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:12:28 No.13071011

Oh no, there's been a massive snowstorm! What waifu scenario sounds more appealing?

>Living with Lamia waifu in suburbia. It's freezing outside and the central heat is out, so she's confined to the bedroom with an electric heater set on high. She'd appreciate it if you took the day off to tend to her needs since she finds it unbearable to leave the room. Maybe even give the heater a break so you can both save on electricity. Your body heat will do.
>Living in a cozy woodland cottage with Troll waifu. The snow is no excuse not to work. You spend the morning and most of the afternoon in the bitter cold to gather firewood and shovel snow from around your home. After enough work's been done you get to come home to your wife's old-fashioned beef stew and an evening in front of the fireplace.
>Living in one-bedroom apartment with Gamer Gazer GF. Wrap up in the electric blanket, cook some frozen pizzas, spend all day playing vidya. She's in the mood for Tetris Attack.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:12:40 No.13071012
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Uh oh! You've just found out your Monster Daughteru, who plays video games, is actually a member of a terrorist organization designed to keep men out of video games and has been recording raping male game devs in your basement!

How will you punish her? Keep in mind she doesn't know whats real and whats a game and that she can use her Monster Parts/Powers against you if provoked.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:13:08 No.13071015 File: 239 KB, 520x638, 1398033887731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071003 >Monstergirl Janissaries

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:13:33 No.13071018 >>13071012 Camping. Camping solves everyone's problems.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:13:34 No.13071020 >>13071003 >"Come on Ally, you gotta do it!" >"M-maybe tomorrow... I've got a boob-ache..." >>13071012 I tell her she's a casual.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:14:36 No.13071023 >>13071015 This man is onto something!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:14:36 No.13071024 >>13071011 Troll

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:15:10 No.13071027 >>13071012 I go take her to a convection and push around a male game dev and tell him to go home.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:17:13 No.13071032 >>13071012 Video Games are awesome To vidya we must pray Gamer Girls must perish Normies cannot stay Crucify the casuals Slay them where they stand Holy War for vidya With the wiimote in my hand VIDYA AKBHAR! VIDIA AKBAHAR!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:18:05 No.13071035 >>13070920 >tfw leon's game wasn't great

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:20:07 No.13071042 >>13071027 You sound like a great father, always nice to see a parent who supports their child's pursuits. I hope you'll help her in acquiring firearms and laser pointers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:21:51 No.13071050 >>13071042 >Gazer >Messing with laser pointers Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:23:19 No.13071054 >>13071011 I think that lamia needs some tending to. I volunteer!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:23:19 No.13071055 >>13071042 I'll even bring them snacks while they're teaching those mansluts a basement. Raping can make a girl hungry and thirsty, you know.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:24:16 No.13071060

>>13070287
>>13070319
Except that the Dragon's profile paints them as being haughty, superior, and incredibly powerful. Most will take a husbando regardless if they're unable to resist, and treat him as a "Treasure", based upon whatever preference they have. They don't deliberately look for one who could be strong enough to beat them. The very thought that they COULD be beaten doesn't even enter their minds when regarding humans.

It is left to the human, whether he takes a fancy to a dragon, or the dragon to he, to become strong enough to defeat her. They won't even train him like a Lizardman might, it's entirely to the man to become strong enough to be seen as a "Male Dragon" in her eyes, if he so wishes to.

tl;dr: Shut up, both wishing to be tenderly femdomed by a Dragon, and wanting to be strong enough to dom a dragon, are equally correct and canon fantasies.
And that's not even really getting into the matter of personal preference and individuality on their part...

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:24:18 No.13071061

>>13071050
>Trying to pick out mask so she can rape the Human Boy Dev on the stream like the other girls
>None of the masks have one eye slot
>Even when trying to use the regular masks, they don't hide the fact she's a fucking Gazer
>Ends up not being able to join the fun and has to watch from the corner while her friends level up
>Tries not to cry
>Cries a lot

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:27:36 No.13071073 >>13071060 Kyon, it's over, shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:29:00 No.13071082 >>13071073 Also, he should put his weiner in Haruhi, that'll shut her stupid mouth...hopefully,

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:29:30 No.13071086 >>13071011 Lamia are olev

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:30:00 No.13071087 remember, salamanders are great. Make more of them

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:30:12 No.13071089 >>13071082 It won't. She'll just make him go through every fetish imaginable to see if anything clicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:30:53 No.13071092 >>13071089 Fuck, I hate that bitch so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:31:05 No.13071093 >>13071086 Do you think poor lamia keep abundant mouse girls around for heat sources in the morning before they get a husband? It looks like a funny image to me, with the little things squirming and trying to escape the coils. No yuri involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:31:40 No.13071096 >>13071092 I don't. She was up-beat. That's nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:33:17 No.13071101 >>13071096 If it was me, I would've whacked her by episode 2.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:33:30 No.13071102 >>13071093 I wouldnt be suprised if a more healthy lamia would simply hire of have some assistant adopt dormouses and use them as a cuddlepile to keep warm. Once she gets a husband he doesn't have to worry about getting cold either.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:33:44 No.13071104 File: 147 KB, 600x484, Sal & Daki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071087 As if.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:34:00 No.13071108 >>13071060 >>13070502 >>13070538 >>13070546 >>13070664 >>13070741

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:35:14 No.13071113 >>13071108 You both need to stop, it's over.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:36:11 No.13071118 >>13071012 Tell her to stop before I level up

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:37:19 No.13071124

>>13071108
First off, none of the first four do anything to disprove what I said.
The bits making it sound like her instincts inevitably cause her to recognize a male as superior no matter what are outdated translations.
And the last part about being "Treated like a King" was already argued as you'd be treated like a prized possession. Not a servant, yes, but generally people expressing a desire to serve a Dragon are talking about something different than simply being a princess-carried sub to one.

Except that one slut in the naked apron. He's both.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:37:50 No.13071126 >>13071012 DON'T TALK OFFICER

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:38:34 No.13071130 >>13071113 The war is never over.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:39:48 No.13071138 >>13071130 B-but war has changed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:40:06 No.13071141 >>13071124 >outdated translations The wiki has been updated. Try harder.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:41:43 No.13071151

>>13071124
>Except that one slut in the naked apron. He's both.
And there is nothing wrong with having a very close relationship with my Draconic Mistress and serving her in any way possible. My body is hers after all, and will gladly fulfill any request she has of it, no matter how lewd!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:41:47 No.13071153 >>13071138 War never changes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:43:02 No.13071158 File: 6 KB, 185x150, 1401032484117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071124 Just give up already. Even subs don't whine about inane shit like you do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:44:11 No.13071161 >>13071151 Nice headcanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:44:11 No.13071162 >>13071153 Oh...ok.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:46:56 No.13071173

>>13071141
Ah, so it is. Yet both you and the other guy left out
>However, if their instincts ever recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” then they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male and bear young.”
>However
>If
A mighty big "If" at that. I don't see why it's so hard for you to accept that being the submissive "Treasure" to a Dragon is just as applicable as being a "Male Dragon".

>>13071158
>Just give up already
>Implying I'm the same guy from last night
>Implying I didn't just wake up, and am arguing with autists out of boredom

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:47:33 No.13071177

>>13071161
Well thank you, I'm glad you think so too!

I'd love to spend a cool early morning, making my Mistress breakfast in a naked apron, as she sneaks up behind me, grabbing me in her big meaty claws, as she forcefully tells me she's going to have me for breakfast instead, and then proceeds to ravage me right there on the Kitchen Counter. After a bout of rough sex I want her to carry me to the couch where we both relax and cuddle, as I feed her Bacon while she wraps her claw around me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:48:38 No.13071180 >>13071173 >autists Doesn't that make you an autist too?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:49:05 No.13071182 >>13071177 I would hate you so much if we didn't have the same waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:49:17 No.13071183 >>13071177 Y'know, looking at it this way...it really is just a gender inversion of all the fantasies people have regarding Kikimoras. I can't really find fault in it because of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:51:16 No.13071190 >>13071183 But gender inversions are gay, you alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:51:41 No.13071192 Going on about monster fusions? >Glacies and Lava Golem

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:52:48 No.13071198 >>13071192 What is a 'frost giant'?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:53:05 No.13071199 >>13071190 If humans can fuck monster maids, why can't monsters fuck human butlers?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:53:42 No.13071200 File: 985 KB, 827x1169, 1413584027166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071192 Lava Golem + Golem

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:53:58 No.13071201 [DELETED]

>>13071173
We didn't, that point has been touched upon already. And because while you may accept being sub as the standard for a relationship with a dragon, the profile quite clearly contradicts that, seeing as dragons live on instinct an wanting to reproduce, become female lizards, an that's that.

>but muh IF

Even if the male starts out weaker, once he goes incubus, he'll be able to match or even surpass her.

>but she has a head start

Spirit energy, go read how it works for incubi. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:54:52 No.13071205 >>13071190 >alp Can't people just say faggot or something? Alp is a very retarded insult.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:55:21 No.13071207 >>13071200 You'll never be the very best like no one ever was like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:55:24 No.13071208 >>13071205 Shut up, you alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:56:51 No.13071209 File: 188 KB, 800x1000, 1422694042305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think we need more princess carrying art, especially if it triggers this one faggot so much.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:57:55 No.13071213

>>13071201
>Fuck off
You too anon, you too.

You're the one telling people they can't enjoy things how they like, when that's the very point of the MGE. I'm just telling you to knock it off.

They live on an instinct which makes them not want to harm humans. It only shifts to wanting their babies hardcore if, IF, IFFY IF IF, he becomes stronger than her. You say this is an inevitability, I say it isn't.

So now let's both shut up about it forever because we both know we're never going to convince the other.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:57:59 No.13071214 >>13071177 >he thinks dragons find bitches attractive

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 14:59:42 No.13071218 >>13071209 Go ahead, start a fight, I'll dedicate myself to posting as much guro of your waifu as I can

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:00:22 No.13071224 >>13071214 Individuality, anon. For every Dragon out there who fantasizes about a badass knight, there's one who just wants to grope a slutty batoraru

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:00:30 No.13071225 >>13071209 Looks like he/they really got to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:01:09 No.13071226 >>13071213 >I say it isn't You're wrong. Kill yourself.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:01:12 No.13071227

>>13071183
Exactly! I just want to serve my Mistress, and make her shine he best she possibly can, as well as serve her in anyway I possibly can. Knowing that I can help her be successful, knowing that I can make her smile, knowing I can be of use to her, and knowing that I matter to her, all of those things bring me such great pleasure!

I'd be willing to give up anything, or do anything if it were for the good of my Mistress, because I love her and I know that she loves me. That is what I believe is the ideal relationship between a Mistress and her Butler. Her standing proud and her butler by her side, yet remaining unseen because of how brightly his Mistress shines.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:01:58 No.13071231 >>13071218 >I'll dedicate myself to posting as much guro of your waifu as I can You sound like more of a sissy than those subs you have a hateboner for.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:04:39 No.13071241 >>13071227 Sakuya pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:04:53 No.13071244 >>13071231 Sorry, I don't speak alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:05:31 No.13071246 >>13071209 >>13071218 You're both retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:07:06 No.13071254 >>13071246 Feel good? Did your pee pee get hard?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:08:41 No.13071258 >>13071227 How low is your self esteem?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:10:40 No.13071267 Why do the threads keep going to shit? I think there's been more shitflinging than actual monstergirl discussion in the long run.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:10:47 No.13071268 >>13071258 Very low, but I've accepted that a long time ago, why?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:12:46 No.13071272 >>13071258 >>13071268 Still can't be as low as that one anon who insists that any waifu he could get would see him as disposable, and move on the moment he passed away or was kidnapped or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:13:24 No.13071274 >>13071267 Because no one knows how to report and/or ignore shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:14:18 No.13071276 >>13071267 Some guys get salty over people liking what they don't like, like princess carrying for instance.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:14:25 No.13071277 >>13071012 WHERE DOES SHE PLAY VIDEOGAMES?!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:15:26 No.13071282 >>13071267 >>13071276 And other guys try to force their fetishes on people who don't want them, like princess carrying for instance.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:16:21 No.13071285 >>13071282 Nobody's forcing you to like it anon. We just want you to quit whining about people who do like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:17:10 No.13071288 File: 233 KB, 562x538, 1401065378971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071282 >force their fetishes on people No one was forcing anything, you just kept egging it on, and whined about those who did like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:17:13 No.13071289 >>13071209 Is that Murakumo moose?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:18:21 No.13071293 File: 185 KB, 639x479, expoitable.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071267 Fine then. Let's discuss the best monstergirls and why you should join in a merger with them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:19:05 No.13071294 >>13071282 When someone says "I want to be princess carried by a dragon", they mean they want it to happen to them. They aren't saying you have to be princess carried as well, if you don't want to that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:20:10 No.13071296 >>13071293 I'd rather discuss why Danukis' cheeks are so soft and how flustered they get when they get NimuNimuNimu'd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:20:47 No.13071297 File: 346 KB, 819x916, Capitalism Ho!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071293 I'd a Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:22:05 No.13071301 >>13071293 >>13071297 Let's discuss how stupid that one guy was who wanted to marry a Tanuki, spending 7 years with no contact trying to earn enough to win her favor, becoming a half-dead hobo in the process.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:23:23 No.13071307 >>13071301 no

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:23:34 No.13071309 >>13071294 >>13071294 Riiight, except for all the >not wanting x >not sharing my taste

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:23:36 No.13071310 >>13071294 >mfw subs/femdoms lose their shit everytime when we want something.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:23:59 No.13071312 >>13071301 This is why you should never trust a jew. That goy didn't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:27:38 No.13071320 >>13071309 You're the one who starts getting butt-blasted over it anon, calling people who want it girly Alps and such, just because they have different taste than you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:28:38 No.13071322 >>13071310 >maledoms acting like they don't lose their shit at things too Both sides could do with calming the fuck down though.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:28:50 No.13071324

>>13071294
Except that they literally say it for every moderately strong monster, if people get mad over others talking about milk a lot and everybody agrees to just drop it, why can't you agree to stop talking about princess carrying every single time a dragon or something is mentioned? And whenever somebody says they don't want to be princess carried somebody freaks out that somebody doesn't share their fetish. Face it, you're just as bad as any other group.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:29:11 No.13071326 >>13071320 Not him, but it IS girly though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:30:01 No.13071327 >>13071324 >Implying people will ever stop talking about milk and HEALTH >>13071326 Doesn't make them Alps though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:30:28 No.13071328 >>13071322 Yes, but unlike some people, I'm willing to admit that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:30:59 No.13071329 >>13071301 That sounds a lot like the story of the guy who didn't want to marry a Tanuki and lost everything and became a hobo

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:31:38 No.13071333

>>13071324
>why can't you agree to stop talking about princess carrying every single time a dragon or something is mentioned?
That never happens every time they're mentioned. Anyways, nothing is stopping you from bringing up a different topic pertinent to dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:32:45 No.13071337 >>13071327 >Doesn't make them Alps though. True, but let's call a spade a spade.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:33:20 No.13071338 >>13071329 Well, difference being, this guy actually WANTED to get with the Tanuki in the first place.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:33:20 No.13071339

>>13071309
>>13071310
Actually I'm a switch, so I enjoy it either way.

>>13071324
That was my first post on this matter in this particular thread, and I don't particularly care for princess carrying even when I feel subby. It's an uncomfortable pose to be in. So no, I don't bring it up.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:33:31 No.13071341

>>13071272
See, it's feelings of depression like that that are partly why I'd love to serve a Mistress Monster Girl. By serving her, I no longer have to worry about my own happiness, and being miserable, and other such stresses. Serving her, my happiness would be determined solely by her. It would be completely dependent on her, and that's quite honestly much easier than dealing with the stresses and emotions on my own.

Is my Mistress happy? If yes, than that's wonderful! I'm happy that she's happy, and everything is peachy.

Is my Mistress not happy? Than that's not good, and I can't really be happy. And I should listen to her orders and do my best to make her happy so I can be happy too.

That's one of my favorite things about being a servant to a loving Mistress, life itself becomes so much easier and simpler, and as a result much more happy and satisfying.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:33:43 No.13071342 >>13071328 No, I've seen both sides doing that. You do this every time this argument happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:33:48 No.13071343 File: 378 KB, 1280x1024, b517886df8f5711c6d8ea271b4b497d2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Line 765 http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW >Goth-Loli-Oni Welp, my queue is almost up now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:36:15 No.13071351 >>13071342 By 'You', I assume you mean 'your side'. Either way, the next time something like sub hellhound is brought up, I hope you remember your own advice..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:38:32 No.13071358 >>13071351 >Brought up the idea of Dom Kikimora >Get shot down because "They don't work like that! You can't be a sub to a sub girl!" You first Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:39:43 No.13071361 >>13071289 anonymous moose anon moose anonymoose

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:39:44 No.13071362

>>13071012

>She pauses her game, and goes to the bathroom.
>By the time she comes back, all of her stuff- the PS4, the WiiU, every single game in her library the big damned flatscreen... it's all gone.
>Instead there's an old-ass tv, we're talking the kind with big metal dials, wood sides and shit and an NES.
>Not that she's ever actually seen an NES before.
>There's a note one her desk. And a single game cart.
>"Beat this- No continues. No bullshit. If you're wanna run your mouth about men in gaming, you're gonna know what I grew up with first."
>She picks up the cart and reads the title out loud, clearly unimpressed.
>"Ghosts 'n Goblins?"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:40:15 No.13071367 >>13071343 How did the Oni and MC meet, and how did become so yandere for him?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:40:36 No.13071368 >>13071343 >lying down on a bed >wine stays at the bottom of glass instead of spilling everywhere

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:40:47 No.13071370

>>13071351
>>13071358
You can't make a Hellhound Dom into a Sub, and you can't make a Kikimora Sub into a Dom.

What you can have is a Hellhound who's just sub in the first place, and a Kikimora who's a dom in the first place.

There, was that so hard?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:40:49 No.13071371 >>13071358 So once again I'm the boogeyman, even though I don't give a toss if you have a dom kiki. That's why you people get no sympathy from me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:41:41 No.13071375 >>13071362 God have mercy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:41:50 No.13071377 >>13071351 Oh please. A dom monster is turned sub? People bitch. A sub monster is turned dom? People bitch. This shit is retarded and neither side can claim the highground over this nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:41:53 No.13071378 >>13071337 >they're not x >alright let's call them that anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:41:57 No.13071379 >>13071362 >Not bullying gamer boys with your daughteru

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:42:10 No.13071380 >>13071370 >There, was that so hard? If you could be more of a smug cunt, that would be even better.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:43:01 No.13071382 >>13071362 But anon, gamer boys are ruining the industry!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:43:18 No.13071385 >>13071378 Yes, they are girly. Maybe not gay, but girly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:43:49 No.13071387 >>13071362 >not making her play through all the Contras It's like you don't want her to understand hard gaming

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:44:20 No.13071389 >>13071377 Exactly my point.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:45:48 No.13071391 >>13071371 You missed the point, you act like subs are the only people who bitch about Monster Girls being out of character, when doms will go around and do the exact same thing. It's the fucking same, don't try to claim some higher ground.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:46:36 No.13071395

>>13071342
These threads are insanely bitchy as a matter of course. Which side is being the most obnoxious varies over time, and both sides have people who insist that its TOTALLY ONLY THE OTHER SIDE GETTING BITCHY. It almost always starts in one of two ways: either someone insists that a certain mg is ALWAYS THIS WAY NO EXCEPTIONS EVERRRRRRRR, or someone writes a post with a mg acting in a certain way and someone freaks out as if they were doing the former rather than just imagining a single individual behaving as they said.

It's fucking ridiculous

I usually get annoyed by most stuff with a mg who starts out dom being turned into a sub, but that's generally because it's offensively bad chuuni shit that makes me feel embarrassed on behalf of the author. I really enjoyed a couple of centaur fics that did a "breaking the dom" type plot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:46:55 No.13071396 >>13071391 Welll, it worked with Obi-Wan, why can't I try it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:47:15 No.13071397 >>13071385 calling everything and everyone you don't like an alp all the time is stupid anyway and has led to most of the shitposting related to alps. WSo why not just, well, not do that?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:48:16 No.13071400

>>13071367
She's 27 "now" and they had been married 10 years in the first chapter, so they met in school. She went off the deep end when he, you know, ran out on her and she brutally murdered a bunch of dudes to track him down thinking he was kidnapped.

Or do you mean you want a prequel?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:48:18 No.13071401 >>13071395 Oh dear God, so much fucking this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:49:01 No.13071404 >>13071391 Agreed, except we are the "minority". So let's not pretend both sides are 100% equal.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:49:05 No.13071405

Based janny
>>13071362
Ghosts 'N Goblins is a bitch, I'll give you that, but why stop there? >>13071387 suggested the Contras, I'll add the Ninja Gaiden Trilogy and Silver Surfer to the pile. A proper gaming MG daughteru needs to learn the definition of pain, one game alone won't cut it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:50:01 No.13071407 >>13071400 >Or do you mean you want a prequel? Sure, if you feel like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:50:20 No.13071408 >>13071397 Except I don't call people alps. Hell, most of the time, I'm the alp. Are you confusing me with someone else perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:50:43 No.13071411 >>13071368 It's centrifugal force, she's just plopped over onto her back. A second after the shot the wine is all over her dress and sheets and she's crying.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:50:50 No.13071412 >>13071405 >Silver Surfer But that game's garbage. There's a difference between a difficult and good game, and adifficult and bullshit game. Personally I'd just make her play Ecco. GnG is as easy as Mega Man. Ecco is pretty hardcore shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:53:40 No.13071419 Where is that one hellhound healing story with that one guy who wants to kill himself?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:53:54 No.13071420 >>13071408 Only if you are not the guy that I originally responded too. And if you aren't maybe you should not comment on a conversation with having read only a fraction of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:54:12 No.13071422 >>13071411 >implying I wouldn't clean it all up with my tongue

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:54:15 No.13071423 >>13071407 We'll see, I might if I have a nice idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:54:21 No.13071424 Would you like to be saved by an arachne who sees you trekking through a blizzard?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:55:08 No.13071425 >>13071420 >having read only a fraction of it. >Assuming You're not doing yourself any favors.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:55:25 No.13071427

>>13071412
Oh, don't get me wrong, there's no denying Silver Surfer is garbage, but if the MG daughteru is a modern gamer, then she truly hasn't seen what it takes to be a bad game. Though if you'd prefer her to play something that's frustrating but possible, The Guardian Legend wouldn't be a bad choice

>Ecco
Glorious taste

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:55:25 No.13071428 >>13071419 Which one?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:55:49 No.13071429 >>13071424 How would the Enterprise even get in a blizzard?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:56:16 No.13071432 >>13071428 No idea. It was some guy walking up a mountain to kill himself when he hears singing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:56:35 No.13071434 >>13071424 I'd rather be (and more likely be) saved by a yeti.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:57:20 No.13071438 File: 459 KB, 1131x1600, Winter Arachne hroz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071424 I don't understand why I'd trek through a blizzard in the first place, so sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 15:58:30 No.13071440 >>13071424 I have Arachnaphobia, but I'd love to be healed by a loving Arachne.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:01:06 No.13071450 >>13071320 Thing is, I don't even care that much. There are Dom monsters, but these people get too alpy, saying they want to be me wives to female husbands. Go to tumblr with that shut. Unless your waifu is an Amazon I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:05:36 No.13071466 >>13071432 Please respond...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:07:58 No.13071470 >>13071412 >Ecco That's some true taste right there bro

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:08:22 No.13071471 >>13071425 >IF you are also, If you make a comment that has little to none to do with what I wrote then yes I'm gonna assume just that

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:10:37 No.13071475 >>13071450 >Unless your waifu is an Amazon I guess SHOTS FIRED

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:12:24 No.13071481 >>13071471 You know what? I have better things to do than to argue with people who seem to have trouble reading. Good day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:13:23 No.13071484 File: 31 KB, 300x200, Amazon Sprite.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071475 And? I like the Amazon even more now because of that one guy who pitched a shit-fit over them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:14:09 No.13071489 >>13071422 >implying crying girls aren't at least ten times as much fun to lick

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:16:07 No.13071493 >>13071481 >I have better things to do You seemed to have a lot of fun doing it FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS TODAY AS WELL. I wish Janny would just ban you tomorrow instead of deleting your posts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:16:12 No.13071494 >>13071475 I don't understand. Amazon's are THE role reversal monster. >>13071484 If you like your waifu because makes people mad you're being a faggotcat.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:16:23 No.13071495

>>13071484

>Your Amazon waifu will never use you as training dummy to teach her daughter how to tackle and pin down her prey without hurting you of course
>She'll never shyly ask you to get swole because she wants to know how it feels to cuddle with a /fit/ husband

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:16:59 No.13071500 >>13071493 >Once again implying I'm that guy Proving my point.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:21:58 No.13071512 >>13071500 That wasn't even me

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:24:19 No.13071521

>>13071424
>huge storm rolls through
>almost 2 feet of snow on the ground
>your little brother gets sick during the storm
>fuck it - you'll have to get medicine for him
>get turned around looking for the corner store
>run into arachnee holding a smaller version of herself
>she's looking for the store too
>her little sister is sick as well
>walk together in the snow to find store
>find out she and her sister are homeless
>they've been living in the bus terminal for a while
>get the medicine
>invite the two girls over to get out of the cold
>in the end they stay and you and your brother both have spider waifus and daughterus

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:24:29 No.13071522

>>13071450
They're perfectly entitled to enjoy exactly that, just as you're entitled to enjoy what you like. If you can't handle people liking what you don't like in the same thread as you, then you're the one who needs to fuck off to tumblr, since it's designed to let you filter out content that upsets your delicate sensibilities. 4chan is intended for people with thicker skins than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:24:34 No.13071523 >>13071500 >>13071512 Wait a minute. If you're not you and you're not you then who am I?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:25:01 No.13071525 >>13071512 In that case, I owe you an apology. For that post at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:26:04 No.13071529 >>13071523 Anon, I am a shadow, the true self...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:26:36 No.13071532 >>13071424 >>13071438 If we're talking about a Horz spider girl then yes. I would any of Horz's monster girls, too bad I'm not a faceless shota.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:27:44 No.13071536 >>13071522 >entitled We're gonna have to disagree on that. Alp behavior will not be tolerated.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:28:03 No.13071537

>>13071495
>have Amazon waifu
>the entire basement is set up for Greco-Roman wrestling and ju-Jitsu
>every weekend we have a huge training session that covers everything in cqc and grappling
>most training sessions end with cuddles and movie night in the basement
Being a husband isn't that bad

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:29:03 No.13071540 >>13071522 NTR.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:30:40 No.13071546 >>13071536 Half the reason why shitposting is so bad in these threads is that you guys overreact so badly to everything

>>	PantyQuest Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:33:25 No.13071553 File: 35 KB, 383x404, 134632587324342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to fumigate? Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/GVAe9z1p New page: http://pastebin.com/7iCEhk9v

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:33:38 No.13071554 >>13071546 You mean everyone? Like the hailstorm we had about slurs?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:35:15 No.13071561 >>13071554 shitstorm sluts

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:35:50 No.13071564 >>13071554 What do you mean "everyone?"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:36:52 No.13071568 >>13071546 Dass rite mane. Like I keep saying, if everyone just ignored Mr. Maledom he'd be left swinging his dick in the wind like the furry troll was the last couple of times he posted.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:38:17 No.13071574 >>13071564 I mean everyone. Like I said, the way the thread reacts to everything it doesn't like.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:40:00 No.13071578 >>13071553 That sounds easy-peasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:41:32 No.13071583 >>13071553 I want to bully a Devil Bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:41:53 No.13071584 >>13071578 I know, right? Looks so easy we rushing in? Or are we going sneaky beaky like?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:44:57 No.13071593 >>13071583 This is actually somewhat achievable. Just hold her up in the air by the scruff of her neck and molest her antennae. Just don't get swarmed by the rest.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:45:22 No.13071595

Does anyone ever feel that these threads would be better if people didn't assume that "the other guy" was the same person through an entire reply chain rather than many different anons pitching in with their thoughts as the conversation progresses? People seem to take shit ridiculously personally, and jump on disparities between separate posts as if they undermine the entire opposing argument rather than realising it's most likely two people with slightly different viewpoints responding at different times.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:46:52 No.13071604 >>13071595 It'd be better if people stopped having slapfights over what other people can enjoy, period.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:47:57 No.13071607 >>13071595 We're all anon, it can't be helped.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:49:59 No.13071612 >>13071595 Just dont take part in it. I dont even read shitflinging chains.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 16:52:12 No.13071621 >>13071612 I think I'm just gonna report them tomorrow. See what happens. Janny already started deleting them, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:01:51 No.13071649 >>13071595 I suppose it was rather embarrassing for that one guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:03:09 No.13071654 >you will never play a Ys style game with monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:03:13 No.13071655 >>13071621 Don't waste your and the janitors time. Things have already calmed down.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:13:12 No.13071687 >>13071296 This is a tanuki we're talking about, after all. >start massaging her cheeks >"muni muni muni muni muni"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:14:26 No.13071690 >>13071687 Brilliant.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:17:12 No.13071704

>>13071655
I think he meant regarding future shitstorms, anon, and I agree with him, both sides get retarded and should be reported if the shitstorm drags on. Anyway...

Its fucking cold out, colder than mars apparently, which got me to thinking. Would cold weather MGs be ideal candidates for space exploration and colonization?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:21:10 No.13071720 >>13071553 I have the urge to purge. Sounds like a good run though

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:30:13 No.13071756

>>13071704
It depends on where you're going. In the vacuum of space a little cold protection might be useful, but planet side you have to take into account the weather of the planet. Some places might be colder and others hotter. Gravity is more important than the weather though. Your weight on Earth would not be near the same crushing weight it would be on a bigger planet like Jupiter.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:31:19 No.13071761 >>13071595 Just disregard them, these faggots will argue over absolutely anything. Blue > Red though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:31:48 No.13071765 >Leave >Do stuff >Come back >1600 new posts God damn, monitoring these threads is a 24 hour job.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:36:01 No.13071784 >>13071765 And you missed about a hundred posts of shitstorms. I honestly just use the find tool and read the last hundred or so posts so I can talk about my waifu and other girls I like.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:46:41 No.13071834 >>13071761 We all know that is unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:48:11 No.13071840 File: 201 KB, 800x800, 1421022864454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are drunken, crude ogres so great? I want to hug one and smell the alcohol on their breath.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:49:44 No.13071844 >>13071840 I want to get drunk with an oni and wake up naked and sore in her bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:50:11 No.13071846 File: 182 KB, 359x600, devil2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071761 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:50:18 No.13071847 >>13071840 Them and I share a love of drinking but I don't like the taste of sake so I am conflicted on that one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:50:45 No.13071849 SCP-096-chan when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:52:19 No.13071857 >>13071846 I want to take her home and spoil her. No lewd, just a chaste relationship

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 17:56:19 No.13071875 File: 159 KB, 800x750, 1398655348107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071847 Same, I'm not a huge fan, but I'm pretty sure she could convince you. >>13071844 Truly, this life is a sad one, for it will never be so.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:02:15 No.13071905

>>13071875
>Same, I'm not a huge fan, but I'm pretty sure she could convince you.
If we start out with whiskey then we can move on to sake after I can't taste the aftertaste. Still, she can probably get me drunk enough to take me home for an evening.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:09:19 No.13071927 Cat girls with Long Skinny tails or Short Fluffy tails. Make your choice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:10:28 No.13071929 >>13071927 I like my cat girls with long skinny tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:10:44 No.13071932 >>13071927 Long 'n skinny Easier to play with.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:10:47 No.13071933 >>13071927 Long and skinny is better for cats. Short+fluff is for foxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:11:25 No.13071934 >>13071927 Fluffy is good. As is long and skinny I choose both

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:12:03 No.13071937 >>13071905 >Mixing alcohols You're just asking for a hangover, but at least sake kinda tastes like weak whiskey, or the stuff I've tried did

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:12:52 No.13071943 >>13071927 Short and fluffy for me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:15:27 No.13071949 >>13071937 I mix alcohols all the time. There are plenty of mixed drinks with several different alcohol types in it. I will say though as I've gotten older my propensity to have a hangover has become more pronounced so you may be right about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:17:09 No.13071955 >>13068347 Tali's face will always rustle the fuck out of my jimmies. >Has alien physiology not even remotely close to a human's, more akin to some kind of dinosaur on a catsuit than anything >Has a human face with gill ears Fucking Bioware

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:20:04 No.13071968 >>13071849 So if you view her face she becomes an unstoppable force of rape that runs to your location and REDACTEDs you?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:20:30 No.13071970

>>13071955
>>Has alien physiology not even remotely close to a human's, more akin to some kind of dinosaur on a catsuit than anything
She's got hips, tits, humanoid stature, and a hole between her legs to stick it in.
Not quite sure how that's very different from human. Not saying that all aliens should be a writhing mass of tentacles, or that people shouldn't have fun with human-like xenos, but it's still pretty human.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:21:01 No.13071972

>>13071949
I've gotten my worst hangovers from mixing boozes, but I think it has more to do with sugars and whatever else is mixed in. Point is, if I start a night drinking whiskey, that's all I'll drink that night.

I could probably keep up with an oni that way, but of we go from whiskey to vodka, rum, etc., I'd pass out fast. Probably shouldn't have said that, if /hbg/ is lurking

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:21:44 No.13071974 >>13071970 Her spinal and leg structure would have to be different from a humans to support her feet and birthing hips

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:23:30 No.13071981 If MGs were real none of you faggots deserve to get a waifu. Please kill yourselves now so the world can improve without you people staining it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:23:58 No.13071982 >>13071955 I always liked the 'birdlike' concept they once had, with quills and vestigial wings. Shame they ruined it with yet another humanlike species. >>13071981 I hope your day gets better, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:24:14 No.13071983 >>13071981 You first

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:24:40 No.13071984 >>13071981 K.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:24:48 No.13071985 File: 90 KB, 480x270, 1401254711535.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13071981 You first.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:25:18 No.13071987 >>13071972 >Probably shouldn't have said that, if /hbg/ is lurking Shit man. They know our weaknesses now. I'm throwing you to the wolves if we're drinking together at a bar and a rowdy bunch of onis come in looking to score.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:26:00 No.13071988 >>13071981 That's mean. I think you deserve your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:27:12 No.13071990 >>13071981 Why would I want them to be real?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:28:14 No.13071995 >>13071988 No you don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:28:17 No.13071996 >>13071990 So you can j-j-jam it itn.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:29:04 No.13072000 >>13071995 I think you deserve your waifu, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:29:18 No.13072001 >>13071996 in* Dammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:30:09 No.13072005 >>13071981 >Please kill yourselves now so the world can improve without you people staining it. >Said the kettle to the pots.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:35:32 No.13072023 >>13071553 I wish to impregnate the whole devil bug dorm. These continue to be good, PQAnon, keep 'em coming

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:36:44 No.13072030 >>13072023 That would be a lot of daughterus. Dozens of the, all swarming over you at once.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:38:32 No.13072036 >>13072030 That's kind of cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:38:46 No.13072038 File: 1.54 MB, 1720x1802, 1421097301187.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't bully a Lost Soul, would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:39:41 No.13072041 >>13071987 Oh no! How horrible! Whatever would I do if they knew I liked health, cuddles, and getting them pregnant with lots of Daughterus Woe is me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:40:58 No.13072046 >>13072038 No, because those Baroness of Hell twins will bully me again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:41:37 No.13072049 >>13071987 I fail to see a problem here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:41:58 No.13072052 >>13072038 new tech demo when

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:42:26 No.13072053 >>13071981 Obviously. But that's why they're waifus. They love us anyway. Part of why I love mai waifu is because I think she'd make me a better person.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:43:19 No.13072054 >>13072041 >>13072049 You can thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:47:12 No.13072071 File: 81 KB, 640x480, 1417703275045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [Loud Drunken Snoring Intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:47:40 No.13072074 File: 745 KB, 1500x1500, 3Y1xQ82.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help your manticore daughteru when her tail got stuck in something?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:47:43 No.13072075 >>13071968 Life as a MTF Unit is hard man you have got to deal with 173 and her rough hugs from behind and 106 sticking her ass through the bathroom stall

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:50:06 No.13072086 >>13072074 >manticore daugtheru I'd help her out and then divorce her mother. Sadistic piece of shit. Unless she's an Echidna in which case I go and hug her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:50:21 No.13072087 >>13072074 Of course! Then her mother and I would give her a short class of management of plump tailpussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:50:23 No.13072088 >>13072074 I'd get her a tail-glove so it stopped happening.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:50:31 No.13072089

>TFW Nyanon is to blame for the recent fantasies i've been having
>Of taking a small Dormouse and ravishing her like a sex doll against a wall in some back alley, her virginally tight mouse cunt almost making my cock bend
>Shouldn't have drunk the tea

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:50:40 No.13072090 >>13072074 Of course. She's certainly getting as much girth as her mother. She's going to have men's heads turning like windmills with a tail pussy that fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:51:53 No.13072093 We're missing something. I think its first person monstergirl stories, told from the girl's point of view.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:52:51 No.13072096 >>13072093 There are a couple but in general this thread doesn't seem to like the story from the girl's perspective much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:52:52 No.13072097 >>13072074 Sweetie, what did I say about watching were you put you tail?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:53:06 No.13072098 >>13072088 tail-glove?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:53:08 No.13072099
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>>13072053
> spoiler
It's weird, 'cos I get the feeling that MGE monstergirls (barring Kikimora) are supposed to do the opposite. It's been said many times that they're sort of intended to represent liberation from stifling Japanese conformity; MGE monsters are expected to rip you out of your life of hard work and diligence. Let you let loose and let rip permanently, casting you into a swirling vortex of lust, depravity, HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE, pederasty, mutual-obsession, instant fulfillment, snorting kesaran pasaran fluff like a medieval cokehead, and not-giving-a-fuck-about-anything-but-waifusex-so-you-frequently-forget-to-go-to-work-for-days-on-end.

And I kinda like that. So one of the reasons I love my waifu is because I think she'll make me a worse person.

And I don't mean this as a "your opinion is shit and wrong" bait piece. Just thought it was sorta cool how the same concept can excite for two completely opposed reasons

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:54:08 No.13072104 >>13072093 Agreed. I want to read things from a yandere monstergirls POV for once.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:54:35 No.13072105 >>13072088 Isn't a tail glove worn to stop her from poking classmates with her barbs?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:55:04 No.13072106 >>13072098 Yeah, to keep the barbs from getting caught on stuff. And because having an exposed orifice like that is unseemly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:55:40 No.13072108 >>13072104 SPLEEN FIESTA

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:56:44 No.13072113 >>13072106 Yeah, it's either a tail glove, or you buy your daughteru a pair of baggy sweatpants to shove her tail into. An exposed tail pussy is lewd and depraved.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:58:07 No.13072116 >>13072113 Why not just get a nice scarf or big ribbon to put around it? As long as she doesnt open it up and show the insides to people, its okay right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:59:27 No.13072122 >>13071521 This is nice. Anon is a good brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 18:59:59 No.13072124 >>13072116 I suppose a scarf sounds nice. Still not sure about just letting it flop around exposed like that though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:02:41 No.13072130 File: 561 KB, 564x630, poses_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man, did I ever have to dig for this. Wish the artist would draw more of her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:03:36 No.13072132 >>13072093 Alex and Eris is like that, switches to male perspective for lewds

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:06:23 No.13072143 http://pastebin.com/8hcNqfsa Spaceworms. Flashback side-story. It's a charming coming-of-age story about a man struggling against the perceptions of an unfair society. I'm bullshitting, it's grape flavored snuggle-rape

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:08:41 No.13072152 File: 48 KB, 137x139, 1374548061440.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13072143 >it's grape flavored snuggle-rape Bingo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:09:57 No.13072158 funny how much the thread slows down when the shitposter gets banned

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:11:10 No.13072163 >>13072116 A nice tailpussy ribbon sounds swell.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:12:23 No.13072168 >>13072099 Well, to quoth a wise man, "Both is good". Who's your waifu anon?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:14:06 No.13072174
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>>13042017
Maid Type: Nightmare
Name: Leyla
Personality: Shy, Meek - Direct, Strong-willed, warm
Notes: Please note that this maid type has two different personalities.

MGC Maid Central found Leyla at a young age wandering one of the more dangerous streets of MGC while in a bad condition. The Kikimora at the time managed to convince and bring Leyla to MGC Maid Central where she was treated and fed allowing for a full recovery.
MGC Maid Central succesfully managed to convince Layla to stay at the central for an indefinite time and start an altered maid training for Nightmares with additional basic education. This allowed her to properly archieve a highschool diploma and Leyla to succesfully finish her final maid exam at the age of 24.
It is to be noted that MGC Maid Central never managed to succesfully find any of Leyla's relatives and thus has assumed Leyla to be the last living member of her bloodline.

As a maid Leyla has an underaverage performance. Leyla is noted to occasionaly encounter issues properly manoeuvring her body to perform her duties in the residence. Leyla however encounters this issue less often when compared to other maids of the same maid type due to her small frame.
It has furthermore been reported that Leyla has the tendency to avoid performing tasks in a room if her Master is present in that same room.

Leyla takes initiative as a maid but will avoid direct conversation with her Master. She has been noted to often leave snacks, clothes or other at the time needed materials in adjacent rooms and attract her Masters attention in some way.
One of MGC Maid Central it's examinators stated that he learned to associate a loud sound in an adjacent room as a signal that some snacks or dinner were ready for pick-up.

Leyla has shown reluctance towards any kind of exercise and sport. She instead prefers to spend her free time reading various literature and informative books on various topics.

(Continued in next two posts)

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:15:48 No.13072177

>>13072174
(Profile continued)
MGC Maid Central would normally suggest a maid with such a personality to a Master who enjoys a more solitary lifestyle and wishes for a maid that does not seek out attention but still performs her duties. However, Leyla due to her Maid type goes beyond the daily duties of a maid and will also perform duties for her Master at night. Leyla is however noted to have a strong personality shift during these nightly duties.

Leyla as a Nightmare is capable of entering the dreamscape of her Master and will do so every night for the entire duration of her Masters sleep.
During this time Leyla is noted to directly appear to her Master and interact with him. Examinators who have tested and trained her stated that Leyla will take control of their dreams and give various feedback, advice and warnings about various events that occured that day, using the dream to "replay" such events as visual help.

After having performed these duties, Leyla will spend the rest of the night with her Master performing various activities. Leyla has been noted to enjoy conversation about many different topics and literature she has read.

However in most cases, Leyla will enjoy exploring various dreamscapes together with her Master. These dreamscapes have been reported to always strongly differ from eachother. These differences seem both in architecture and laws of physics, yet the experience has been described as "indentical to the real thing". Some have been noted to be surreal areas, while other examinators have reported being taken on dates or even being part in some form of fantasy adventure.

Leyla has been noted to have a strong and direct personality during these dreams, seemingly the opposite from the personality Leyla has during the day. However it is noted that Leyla will always care closely for her Masters well-being during these dreams, ensuring his comfort and succes.

(Continued in next post)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:17:01 No.13072180 File: 109 KB, 500x515, red3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13072168 It was as depicted. I love me some goo.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:17:07 No.13072181

>>13072177
(Profile continued)
Examinators waking up afterwards have reported to feel strongly refreshed and have been noted to have a higher morale during the day.

MGC Maid Central recommends Leyla as a maid for a Master who wishes to be taken care of during both day and nightime and does not mind having a maid with shifting personalities.

It is to be noted that MGC Maid Central suspects that a longterm maid and Master relationship could affect the personality displayed by Leyla based on the Master his preference to either the shy day or the strong-willed but warm nighttime personality.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:18:07 No.13072186 >>13072143 D'awww! What a cute, loving pair. Husbando Husbandry is fantastic, and you write it well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:18:08 No.13072187 >>13072180 This picture does things to my nethers

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:18:40 No.13072188 >>13072143 pseudo-cloaca Yes This pleases the dick

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:19:53 No.13072195

Alright guys. Click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you get a Monster Girl species. (None of that "I got a book, how silly!" stuff)

Got one? Okay.

If your post ends in an even number or 0, you need to bully this girl, how do you do it?

If your post ends in an even number, this girl bullies you, how does she do it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:20:41 No.13072198 >>13072195 >Cheshire cat Alright, let's see here. I don't even like bullying

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:20:54 No.13072200 >>13072195 unless one of those evens is supposed to be an odd, this is very confusing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:21:10 No.13072202 >>13072195 How will we know until we post? Red Oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:21:41 No.13072205 >>13072198 >I must bully a Cheshire I refuse. I'd rather protect her from bullies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:22:04 No.13072207 >>13072195 >Former demonlord Although you said species so >Yukionna

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:22:28 No.13072208 >>13072195 >Hinezumi I am confused by the post and frightened by it's implications. May god have mercy on me,

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:22:44 No.13072210 >>13072195 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chief_God I'm not sure even how to write a story about being bullied by god, or bullying her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:23:05 No.13072211 >>13072195 Whoops, my bad, odd number means you get bullied.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:23:38 No.13072212

>>13072174
>>13072177
>>13072181
MGC Maid Central keeps all earlier matched profiles at the following archive:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

Longest one yet. It's fairly late and i'm fairly tired so I hope I didnt miss any grammar or spelling mistakes. But I wanted to post this profile before hitting the hay due to that one excited anon from yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:23:46 No.13072214 >>13072195 >Saughain Let's find out

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:23:54 No.13072216 >>13072195 Matango T_T

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:24:31 No.13072220
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>>13072195
> Druella
oh ffs
And since I won't know the number of this post until after I've written it... if I have to bully her, then goodbye cruel world.
If she has to bully me, then, well, her previous record of bullying guys is to turn seven princesses into cock-craving sluts and sic them all on 「YOU」 as a high-powered timeshare harem. So guess it's 24/7 dickthrone time for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:26:22 No.13072226 >>13072202 >Red Oni. Well, to bully her is going to be difficult. I guess I could make fun of her for her raging alcoholism, ask how her relationship with her parents are, and mock her for generally being stupid. While being out of arm's reach.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:26:50 No.13072228 >>13072216 Ok, I'll bully her by wearing an airtight suit and princess carrying her to her new home the dumpster.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:26:57 No.13072229

>>13072214
Bully eh?

Well, I can't use my normal methods because reasons but she looks pretty short

Taking her stuff and putting it out of reach is fine.

I can also play with her tail during class, stroking it from behind

Also looks quiet so the good ol "What was that?" bit could work

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:26:58 No.13072230 File: 107 KB, 570x913, 1424047311249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13072195 > actually made the distinction between even numbers and zero This is the single most intelligent act I have ever seen in this thread. Also Kitsune-bi

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:27:05 No.13072231

>>13072210
Easy, here watch
>Become the black knight
>Scourge of the Order, Hero Slayer
>Your name is feared among their ranks and older generations of heros
>A new hero arrives, naive but headstrong, believing to be able to beat you
>You best him easily in a single blow
>You plant your sword near the Hero's neck and point skyward, looking up to the clouds as you shout
>Nice toy NERD, did your mommy make it for you?
>Laugh as you leave her now ruined hero in the mud for a passing slime to make off with.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:27:30 No.13072233 >>13072195 How do i know my post number before actually posting? >Apophis I'm fucked either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:27:50 No.13072235 File: 147 KB, 422x600, Now we're talking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13072195 >Amazoness Basically fucked either way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:28:06 No.13072237 >>13072211 But anon which one is the odd one?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:28:26 No.13072239

>>13072174
>>13072177
>>13072181
>Stealthy maid who takes care of everything while I'm not looking during the day.
>Provides direct feedback for the day during dreams.
>Then gives fantastic night-time adventures and more.
>Pleasant conversation, and well-read too.

My word. I was a bit apprehensive, but words cannot fully describe how sublimely PERFECT this girl sounds to me. Everything from the way she performs her duties, to what she does at night, to how lovely both her personalities sound. I am 150% Satisfied with this assignment. Would definitely hire and not ever let her go.

I do hope that after some time has passed, she might chat with me during the day as well. She sounds very pleasant. Maybe even a daytime date sometime.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:28:41 No.13072241 >>13072231 inb4 edgy?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:28:47 No.13072242 >>13072235 She bullies you by taking you home and making you her husbando. Then she divorces you and you never, ever see your kids.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:29:26 No.13072243 >>13072195 >Familiar. Kill me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 18, 2015 19:29:47 No.13072248 >>13072212 >That one excited anon from yesterday And you got him! Thanks very much. I am extremely pleased. Also. >One of MGC Maid Central it's examinators Only spelling/grammar issue I noted.

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