Monstergirl General

[Anonymous No.]

One wasn't up so I figured, I'd help us along
Chapter 67 of Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa is out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054024
you fucked up, Laska

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to delete your reaction images this time you cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054024
Get the rest of the header up.

For the love of god, man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054024
nth for OP not knowing how to make the OP again

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: bit ly/MGCollection

Pastebin version Master List: pastebin com/5dBZzWTX

Monster Girl Media: pastebin com/6kd9Bjdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054024
God damn it OP you faggot.

Just let this thread die anons, let someone who knows how to make one do the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054042
>just let it die
do you know how slow this board is? it would take days for the thread to fall off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054042
It's not that big of a deal.
Just hope OP learns from this.

[Anonymous No.]

Crow Tengus are purest love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054042
At least it has Monstergirl in the OP, calm your tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054051
They're alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054051
I'd an Aya.

I'd a regular tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054051
I want to marry a Crow Tengu and raise a family with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that mice are olives.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Hitomi comes out Tues, keep your eye open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054062
Nyanon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054062
Mice are okayish I suppose.
Dormice are cute at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054029

How long is the time limit to delete them?

[Anonymous No.]

Seems the IRC is empty for some reason...
Guess I'll HAVE to write now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054069
Punch them all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054062
What happens if you give a large mouse a fertility drug and then impregnate her?

How large a brood we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054070
Should be a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054076
Three times this >>13054069

[ThunderBrother No.]

I hope you're having a good night, friends.

Here's Aviators Chapter 12, now with 100% more things actually happening:

http://pastebin.com/vDXFiR61

And for those interested, I put together a short list of ideas for things I might write in the future: http://pastebin.com/0Q41ttrk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054070
Half an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054079
Well.

I guess I'd need to be carrying the wife around after six months or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054081
Sweet

I will read, and then vote, after I'm done being passed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054057
>>13054058
>>13054059
She's in dire need of more art though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054095
A lot of girls are anon.

a lot of them are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054097
Yeah.
It can't be helped I suppose.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>13054091
Oh, I'm not asking people to vote or anything. I just thought I'd show what I've been thinking of writing, and hoping for people to tell me which ideas sound interesting and which do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054095
>porn on a blue board

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054024
>No pastebins
>Laska
Fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054062
Mice aren't fruit, they're mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054024
>Laska
>One bit of manga news
>Not the news update blog or any links at all
Don't figure. You're the biggest faggot.

>>13054035
>Space
I'd say something but it looks like they've updated the system shit in the past day or two, since the last thread at least. http://bit ly/MGCollection or something is probably going to be a way forward then.

>Several attempts later
Wow, it really hates the fucking dot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054081
In order of ones I'm most interested in for your story ideas;
>Wizard apprentice
>Anubis
>Tanuki
Wizard one would take the most work, but it'd be the most worth it imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054106
Oh my god, what are we, nuns?

[Anonymous No.]

>Stop playing with your games and play with me~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054121
maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
Loen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054129
>>13054121
Only some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
Ah yiss
That is what I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
>Anubis in spats
>Anubis in spats that are clearly too small for her
>Playful flirty Anubis in overly tight spats
MY. FUCKING. DICK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054138
I'd make her praise the heavens.

If you know what i mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
>she blocks the screen
>you die
>haven't saved in a few hours
>"I think we need to see other people"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054135
That's .Less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
please no...my body can only handle so much bike spats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
>No stomach tattoos
>no brown
>implying that's an Anubis

That's just a wolf girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054145
Goddamnit .less! Based or Shit, pick a side already and stop flip-flopping over the line!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054153
still the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054157
.less is someone you should revere with low expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054157

This is exactly how I feel. My heart can't take the rollercoaster ride anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
Holy mother of moses, I want to bury my face in her spats

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>13054118
Huh, those were my personal favorites as well. Thanks for bothering to post about my shitty ideas, Anon. Input is always a great thing to have on writing, even if it's just about the base ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054183
Funny thing is, the Holstaur hasn't had any breastfeeding art since her induction into the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054183
You won't even be able to drink Holst milk from a bottle

[Anonymous No.]

What does Monstergirl General think about pregnant monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054197
Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054197
Motherhood is beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054193
Someone needs to draw Holstaurus breastfeeding to free him from his suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054197
Gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
...

.less, you are my hero.
I love ya.

Mostly I love her though. Mai Waifu, by god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054197
"I hope it's mine this time"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054197
We need more.

I will happily make more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054197
Absolutely wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054206
If you are being cucked by a MG then you need to find a new waifu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054212
That's haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054206
It's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054206
Too soon to start again, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054217
Just report and ignore. It's common procedure after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054206
Someone had a shitty valentine's, didn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
>>13054205
I needed a moment to compose myself. Dear god, where to start. That delightful smile, the mirthful, piercing red eyes, that long luxurious hair, the glimmer of her body against the screen, DEM TIGHT SPATS.

This is what makes for a happy husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

Good news everyone! The Hero guild is sending out a new batch of heroes for pointless human wave tactics. Did we say wave tactics? We ment heroic heroisms that you heroes do.You have finally received your heroing license! As an honorary hero, you will be assigned a brave task to save the land and have peace between humans and monsters!

You will be assigned a random monster to act as your partner for your adventure http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

However, your partner sees you as too frail and precious to be hurt during your adventure, what would she attempt to do to either dissuade you from continuing the adventure and leaving it to someone else or to make sure you're unfit to adventure?

Should you not be pleased with your partner, either by constant interruptions or mutual disliking, you may reroll ONCE and try again for a new partner!

The catch is your new partner is more willing to outright cripple and go full Yan on you to keep her precious porcelain beloved from being harmed by those FILTHY WHORES who only love you for your body, especially that last WHORE who wasn't good enough for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Merrow

I take that bitches hat if she gets uppity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Zombie

>Keeps cuddling me while moaning "Noooooo, staaaaaay."

I don't even know if I'd be able to leave her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054225
Report for what?
It wasn't futa, porn, CP, bestiality, snoopposting or furry
If you mean report everything you don't like, I would report all shitskins recolors, but I don't do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054197
I wanna nestle my head between my waifu's pregnant belly and prodigious bust and have her stroke my hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
.less I love you. Never stop doing good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Wurm
Yeah.
Like I have a choice in the matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Familiar.

I'm not even gonna bother getting mad, I'm just gonna go to bed,

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Sphinx?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Succubus
Probably by clinging to me constantly and saying that it's too dangerous out there for me and that she doesn't want me to get hurt.

In the instance of reality that I rerolled however...
>Barometz
"See darling? Isn't it so much better being in my fruit with me than being out there with those ABUSIVE WHORES? Just stay with me and I'll keep you fed and happy~.
I don't know which is the better ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054254
>You will never do lewd roleplays with your Anubis Waifu

GOD IT HURTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054258
If I said no I'd be lion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054258
Lion. Pussy.
What do you think?
Of course I would. Who wouldn't want to fuck her puzzlecunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054254
>>13054128

What's next? FutaGuroNtrVore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054258
Not unless she was bipedal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>familiar
Pedomorphosis
Pedomorphosis everywhere
Though it won't on me. I'm already one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054024
>Laska the Teenage Witch.

qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054258
That treasure guarding sphinx that turned pack mule was kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054263
I vote for NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Selkie
>The fuck is a Selkie you may ask? It's a walrus MG.
>rerolled Dark Angel
>I now have a yandere Dark Angel partner
I don't know how to feel but it's better then the Selkie, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>wererabbit
I am going to become a family man within a month.
There goes my adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054260
>You will never have a monstergirl waifu with a spanking fetish
>You will never spank her while she rides you and feel her clamp down tighter every time your hand collides with her ass.
>You'll never accidentally spank her too hard and frantically apologize as you scramble to the fridge for ice to soothe her pain.
>Your waifu will never giggle while she thinks of how cute and caring you are.
God. Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054263
>>13054272
You fags are really going at it tonight, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
>Anubis is spats
By the divine bust of Ra, .Less I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054263
Small Oni with pinky knuckles-deep inside husband's dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054269
The MC in that is based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Sahuagin
Well, I can't swim well so she'd just drag me to some island somewhere so I can't get away. And then we have swimming suit sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054280
I think they're betting on what horrible thing .Less will make to balance out the based picture he gave us. Like I said earlier, .Less kinda flip-flops between being based and being shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be partially digested by your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054272
What if you kill yourself instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054273
Boy, you're goin' straight to Pandemonium.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Hobgoblin
If stopping me involves paizuri, consider me retiring from heroic duty
Love you Zankuro

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054128
I'm ready to offer my body to a priestess of Set right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054240
Oh yeah? You'll have to get into the water first for that. And then she'll just keep yanking you back into the water and clinging as long as you have her hat.

>>13054243
>She keeps cutting off parts of your clothing/armor straps to keep you occupied with repairing all of them

>>13054273
>Dark Angel has to protect her beloved from WHORES now
>Drags anon off to Pandemonium, a realm where time and space is distorted to prevent aging forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054286
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>Her soft, soft legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054285
>Like I said earlier, .Less kinda flip-flops between drawing what I like and drawing what I don't like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054297
>.....
>Mantis is staring at me while I repair my armor once again
>.......
>She cuts the button to my pants and begins trying to fellate me to prevent me from repairing my armor
>Dammit, I want to get back to town to buy that overpowered and super strong weapon I spent weeks grind for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054287
Cry harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kei_Inui?file=48619-FFYB9XR.jpg
Her concept is somewhat neat, although she was drawn at a time when KC was transitioning his artstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054263
>>13054282
>>13054272

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054305
This looks like Baroness album art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054310
I thought your avatar was some angel chick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Doppelganger

Jackpot. No need to adventure when I have everything I could want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054310
Just ignore the weirdos.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Mantis
I'm cool with this. I don't think she'd be the type to outright stop me, but she might eliminate my targets before I can get into any serious fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Wurm

>"No Mister Anon! Don't go into that cave! It's dangerous!"

HNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054305
Post more onis, I have a need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054310

Ignore the weirdos. Draw Jack.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054317
And then he was raped. Tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054197
They're wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054323
If you insist.
Only posting the one, need to preserve images again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054323
>>13054328
>>13054331
It's way too early to dump anything, although I highly discourage doing it in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054334
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054332
Okay, okay, I'll resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054323
I want to take a satchel full of beans to a lair of huge Onis and bully them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054342
That's mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054310
You gonna draw an eskimo-kissing Wurm or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054345
Oh god.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054342
pls no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054344
>>13054349
They'd be so cute, wincing away from the beans. I'd throw more and more, getting excited at my power, until suddenly I found that my bag was suddenly empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054342
Reminds me of that picture of a guy throwing soybeans at a loli Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054350
Then they would gang up on you and cuddle the bully out of you

[Anonymous No.]

Holy crap Seafoam's vampire story pissed me off so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054342
>Beans
Rorschach is your best bet against Oni, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054355
Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Lich Encounter update when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054350
>"HUH?! YOU OUTTA BEANS, PUNK?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054350
Backup plan: Sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054350
>You will never feel the absolute, raw, undeniable fear itself when you run out of beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054354
I'm not so sure about that, maybe they'd be so busy fighting each other off trying to husbando me. I could crawl away in the melee, at least until a shy, bookish Oni grabbed at my pant leg and pulled me into the corner with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054359
seafoam fuck u that wasn't a happy ending at all ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>not throwing a bunch of fermented beans into a small pouch
>not tying it to a rope and hitting Onis with it, watching as they start to cry with gross bean juice all over their faces
>not leaving them to cry because the human boy they wanted to give their Valentines day gift too bullied her

Do you people even know how to bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054369
vampire's don't get happy endings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054375
They do when a Dhampir gets involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054370
I don't like being an asshole for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a link to all of the pictures of the monsters that were made into delicious chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054381
Do we even have any vampire stories with happy endings/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054365
>Protip: Onis like Sake.

This could work, but with the bean-throwing before they might just rape/bully/cuddle you then raid your liquor cabinet and say that it's 'payment'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054370

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Dryad
Forgot those existed. But she's not moving anywhere so I guess I'll just rer-
>BAPHOMET
SEND HELP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054370
>they start to cry with gross bean juice all over their faces
Holy shit that's some top level bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054395
>Stop right there onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054390
You're not a Power Ranger anon.

You can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054383
http://imgur.com/a/tYGiL#0
>>13054383
http://pastebin.com/nxB8RNRQ
http://pastebin.com/8PuzKFP2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054390
>You will never be beaten up by a masked loli Monster Girl after bullying some littler girl.
>She will never strike a pose, and say with a bright and cheery face that if she catches you bullying again, she'll chain you down in her parent's basement and rape you for days.
>You will never decide to stop bullying for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054385
The 20 Years Later Greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054401
>Power Ranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054403
Oh fuck.
>>13054385

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054407
Ah it's the same thing really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054350

That's when you reach behind your back and threaten them that you have a second bag of beans.

They're all huddled in a corner holding each other and wince, turning their faces from you in fear.

You then take that chance to book it for the exit.

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone,

Don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054420
But the night is scary without fire...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054390
What MG would Akari be? I'd childhood friendu her, but then slowly drift apart when we got too old for playing fights in the park.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054420
Himezumi needs love though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054143
Hasn't playing STALKER taught you anything? You ALWAYS save every few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054420

Night Anon, hope you get a nice visitor tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054420
Is that a challenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054420
Oh yeah average, of course we wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054432
Mmm, a "Nightmare" like that, how sweet t'would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054435
>>13054429
>>13054424
>>13054438

And then I awoke to the burned remains of the thread.

A confused himezumi amidst the ashes.

>>13054432
i wouldn't say no to one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054254
I just realized she's wearing a tailplug under her tail
that's some dedication right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054446
Around Elves, run the fuck away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054451
/mgt/, would you a dumbfuck harpie that laid solid gold eggs once a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054455
Eh, Elves are fine
Those forest/dryad Elves though

[Anonymous No.]

I want to a yan Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054459
God yes, the hard part would be trying to convince her to let me sell them though.

[Anonymous No.]

All hail Arachnotaur! Bringer of holy chocolate milk, the Rape Train Express Railing System, and fancy spider mating dances!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054459
Of course, and not even because she lays golden eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054463
I want a yan ushi-oni!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054459
I'd a dumb harpie, gold eggs or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054466
>fancy spider mating dances!
I want to see this. Let her woo me with those eight furry legs intertwined and moving in inconceivable patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054466
No!

Spider Cows are creepy, smelly freaks of nature!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054470
Yes please~
>getting carried in her pedipalps around town
>she hisses when other girl look at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054475
She calls it The 8-Foot Bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054466
Why are spider girls so uncommon? Is it too much to ask for, for a long legged cutie who spins her own lolita dresses?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a Wight in a tank-top sweater (for dat midriff) straddling a shota on a bed while giving him yandere bedroom eyes, all while nibbling her fingers seductively.
>inb4 shotashit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054466
She really needs a bikini wax..

"There is a vagoo in here somewhere, I'll find it soon, honest'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054496
I am spooked, yet captivated and aroused.

I want to explore a creepy haunted castle/mansion with even creepier Monster Girls within it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054499
>Wight
>Tank-top sweater
>Midriff
>Bedroom eyes
>Nibbling
[Sweating Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054499
>>13054496
Spider Wight, Spider Wight. Does whatever a spider might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054509
Can she swing from a web?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054496
>Loligoth Spider
YES! Imagine the dresses on her abdomen! Imagine the clothed spinneret sex, lifting her pretty dress just enough to slip it in~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054516
Yes she can, Look out! It's the Spider Wight!

>You'll never have her model her gothic sweaters before you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054518
Anon, we need to talk
It's about your gothloli fetish. Please, take a seat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054522
Not him, but if you're about to talk about anything other than how great gothic lolita is, you're a hack and a fraud.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Vampire Waifu
>She will never, one day, express an interest in acquiring a tan
>She will never take you to a private, nude beach, shared by various high-class Monster Girls
>She will never heavily lean on you, weak and helpless under the sun's rays
>You will never help her strip down for a full-body tan, lubing her body thoroughly in tanning lotion
>You will never use her limp, helpless body as your own personal love-doll as she tans
>She will never be helpless as you tease and use her body as you desire
>She will never be reduced to a drooling, ahegaoing mess as you toy with her while she tans
>She will never go bright red as her senses return that night, lightly pounding on you with her fists for embarrassing her so
>She will never blush harder as she whispers that you'll have to come back to the beach with her every day that week
>"T-To make sure I'm thoroughly tanned!" she assures you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054522
There's nothing wrong with loving loligoths. Loligoth Ghosts, loligoth Onis, loligoth Abominations... I want to enter a hot, slimy tentacle nest, hidden by her long, poofy dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054527
Anon, your obsession with the gothic lolita is concerning. I fear it might be beyond a obsession at this point
Do you imagine everything as a gothloli? Wights? Lamia? Matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054534
>Loli Goth Wight
Not him, but that's just 20 kinds of fantastic.
Loli Goth Undead period really. Vampires, Liches, Wights...all top-tier. The toppest of top tiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054527
and under the dress you find a penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054534
>Wights?
That's just a normal Wight!
>Lamia?
Perfection.
>Matango?
I can't imagine that, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054543
>I can't imagine that, sorry
Well then there is hope for you
Mr Anonymous, where did this fetish for gothic lolita first arrive? and how did it evolve into the obsession it is now over the course?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054543
>High level Lamia mage
>Her use of certain magics has given her an evil appearance
>Cuddlerapes the lone knight that wanders into her tower
>Makes him her personal knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054545
I have always known the truth, that loligoths are the most beautiful of all.

>>13054546
>certain magics
Has she erred against the laws of nature and god? Has she turned herself endothermic, so that she might cuddle innocent victims more efficiently? Her mind clear as crystal day in and day out, filling her victim with a terrible warmth as she coils around him in a fatal embrace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054556
Are you saying that gothloli is superior to all, Mr Anonymous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054564
Any girl is better as a loligoth, just like with glasses. Think about this: loligoth kiki with glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsune are love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054580
The one of the right looks like she's drinking too much sake.

The one on the left looks like she's drunk too much sake and has a massive hangover.

Stupid sexy alcoholic fox women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054499
Sometimes a shota is fine. Just imagine all those raging hormones, all dem legs. Hardest fear boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054574
I see
Mr anonymous you are to be admitted into the MGC correctional facility where you will stay for no more than 10 years to "fix" you obsession. The Oni who will be at your door soon will escort you there immediately. Do not fight them.
I would say shall we meet again, but it's not often we have people who return. So goodbye, Mr Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054582
One on the right is annoying the one on the left, actually.
>Filename
>Filename
>What am I doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054580

Especially the older, lewd ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054583
>There will never be an abdomen this fat.

Just look at the size of it. It's gargantuan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054584
I graciously thank you for this gift of loligoth Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054602

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054602

I get what you're saying, problem is, that particular abdomen eats you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054556
I'm having a hard time finding monster girls in goth loli. Where should I be looking, and with what tags. I will make this a homework project for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054597
Young, Old, you can't go wring either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054605
Oh.

I need to get around to finishing part 3 of MGQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054602
I have to say, that is one of the most beautiful Spiders I have ever seen. If only she didn't want to eat me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054611
>>13054612

She's one of the rare few MGs in MGQ that actually ahegos with Luka. If she wasn't ruined by vore she'd be a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054611
Yeah, full-on vagina vore. It's horrible.
Though really the 3rd part of MGQ is just filled with the worst fetishes you could imagine, and many of the enemies are grotesque and twisted in ways that only the masochistic or the fear-bonered could fap to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
Purposely rolled twice for yandere
Medusa
Dryad
What can a fucking tree do to me?
R-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054609
Combine ゴスロリ with any or all of the following on Pixiv
モンスター娘
人外

獣耳
付け耳
ケモ耳

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054621
You don't think she could break you like a twig with her literally treetrunk legs? Not to mention the splinters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054631
>splinters
>in your dick
Better do what Mistress tells you, boya~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054631
>>13054621
Don't forget that she can control the entire system of trees and plants that are connected to her roots.
If you get an old enough Dryad, she could send the entire forest after you to keep you with her, grow a tree around you to keep you safe, hold you down with vines and creeping roots, shit's terrifying yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054620

I recognize shitty fetishes, I understand but am not into others, and there are the ones I like. But I feel like everyone who plays through the MGQ series has to muster it up and bust one to every girl, even if once. It may expand your tolerance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054628
Thanks a bunch man, I will carefully curate my findings.

In the mean time, a jellyfish girl is always dresses and ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054634
>But I feel like everyone who plays through the MGQ series has to muster it up and bust one to every girl, even if once.

They wouldn't even make the prisoners at gitmo try to fap to delphinus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054634
>Every girl
I refuse to try and bust a nut to some of the nasty ass scrawlings that get passed for "art" i that game.
Like the cobra sisters in the pyramid, or the skittle slimes during the fight to re-contract with Undine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054638
His shit is probably the most horrifying out of all, aside from whoever drew the Lamiaroid and synthetic bug monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054543
>>13054534
>Apophis in gothic lolita clothes
>Looking like Kurumi
Yes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054644

You didn't fap to the 4 slimegirl gangbang!?!? I can understand not fapping to Delphinus but come on! UN_DO was one of that series' better artists!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054543
>that tip of her tail
I want to nibble it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054653
The concept was good, but having to look at what looked like vomit spread on a canvas and mixed with oil paint killed my boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054658
>nibble tail end
>She counters with endgame level magics

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054587
Poor girl, can't even fight back since she's a lowly 1 tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054660

So did you not like any of UN_DO's other scenes? Like the zombies, Frederika, the frog girls, that weird dragon vore lady...please don't tell me you didn't like Queen Alraune. My dick will forever love Queen Alraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054658
Isn't that where a snake's cloaca is? What a naughty boy, trying to give cunnilingus to the nice Lamia sorceress who let you in from the storm~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054621
You ever read lord of the rings? You remember that part from the first book with the tree that fucking eats people?

It'll be like that, but instead of being made fertilizer, you'll be made to fertilize her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054674
She left it out in the open! She even wrapped it around a pole to present it! She asked for this, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054672
Zombie and Frederika were bad for me, frog girls were pretty good and I did fap to them, zombie dragon a shit and so was Cirque De La Croix. Queen Alurane was tolerable, but I never fapped to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054677
You can't just put your mouth on a nice girl's genitals and expect to get away with it, anon. She's going to make you take responsibility, anon. Your blood will fuel her most terrifying spell, the one that will make her bust finally grow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054661
>Implying I'm not on NG+ x4
>Implying I won't pretend to be defeated anyways just to get a better angle on dat tail tassel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054687
But she already has a nice bust. Can't I talk her out of this silly plan while I'm being pummeled? And I mean, she really was asking for it. That's like not locking the bathroom door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054691
If you beat her you only have sex with her once.
You've got to complete her sidequest THEN lose to her to get her in your team and have her ending available.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054695
>But she already has a nice bust. Can't I talk her out of this silly plan
The only way out of a painful death is to convince her that she's beautiful as she is, anon. If you can do that and make her like you, you can survive, but face another horrible fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054683

UN_DO did Alice's mother too. I wish that scene didn't end with her killing Luka.

Being turned into a sex slave by your loved one's mother? I think I can get down with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054702
>you can survive, but face another horrible fate.
Is it marriage? It's marriage with children, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054697
>If you beat
Don't worry, I know. I already did the sidequest.
I'm not going to beat her, just molest her until she flips her shit.
The I'll 'lose' to her, and once she sees me defeated and starts coming down off her adrenaline high, I'll hug her from behind and say "Your strength has captured my heart."
Then I'll forcefully cuddle her, shrugging off any retaliation with my op NG+ armor and enchants.
Then once she exhausts herself I'll nibble her tail some more. Maybe with some licking and sucking thrown in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054710
>It's marriage with children, isn't it?
It is. Three tiny Lamias zapping at you with wands and giggling from behind the couch for ten years. You'll also have to keep the eggs warm while she's busy with work during the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054687
>Make my bust grow!

~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054403
These weren't bad, there needs to be more Vampire stories that have good ends, and don't end with the MC sitting in a pile of his own jizz with a wet sponge for a brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, could you rub my back?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054731
>"Can I rub your back while you rub my front?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054731
Only if you afterwords insist to turn it into full body, teasing me with your tails the entire time so it can end in one of the most relaxed sex sessions ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054731
Yes Mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054718
That gives me a thought.
>Be househusband to powerful dragon executive.
>Get bored while the waifu is at work.
>Start taking the egg with you everywhere to combat loneliness.
>Snuggling with it in the incubation room for afternoon naps.
>Taking it to the movies when there's something you want to watch.
>Chillin in the yard, listening to music with it.
>Start reading your books out loud so it can listen.
>Cook with it as your assistant (portable table).
>One day, daughteru born.
>She has all of your shitty taste in everything.
>As soon as she can talk she's singing along to Pantera songs.
>Tells people Smaug was just misunderstood (even though she can't read yet.)
>When the refs call a penalty on your favorite team she calls him a blind cunt.
>Won't eat anything that doesn't smell like bacon.
>Waifu looks at you suspiciously.
>"I-isn't that funny, dear?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054731
>"I'd love to bub your rack...rub your rack... RUB YOUR BACK"

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Some dragon is asking and begging -- rather, insisting -- that you to help host a beauty contest for her, so she can finally win one against that human girl the next town over.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054771
>having trouble beating a human at beauty
Is she a dyke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054731
No, cosplay-tier mgs a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054776
>>Having trouble beating a human
Technically, she's not having trouble beating her.
More like...she's having trouble getting her to be interested to compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232

>Thunderbird

No thanks she comes across as one of those girls who get covered in piercings and tattoos. The sort with a lot of daddy issues.

>Yandere Unicorn

FUCK. Centaur types are even shittier due to horse pussy. I'm just going to hide somewhere, should be easy because horses are big and can't fit into certain places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054024
I know its already been said but fuck you OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054781
>Dragon wants to beat snotty human girl to shut her up
>Snotty human refuses and bleeds all over some guy in an abusive relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054771
>mg
>can't even win beauty contest against some human
Wow, she must be real fucking ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054771
>help host a beauty contest for her, so she can finally win one
Well, I'll do it, but I ain't no dirty cheater. If she wants to win, she'll have to do it fair and square.
Maybe she can improve her chances if she does something to convince the person running things of her attractiveness. I can think of a few things that might work...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054789
This girl on the left might do that. There's even some faggots in these threads saying she's ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054796
girl on the right is twice the monster as the girl on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054802
Twice the weight, maybe! Her tits must be 10 times as large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054807
She's also got some booty and toga pants.

[Anonymous No.]

Get up, come on get down with the thickness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054813
Would you put your dick in the mouth of a girl with an unknown amount of eyes?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=41576869&page=15

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054829
And her twat, and her ass, and in between her plump thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054813
>>13054807
She's a Myrddraal MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054837
What if she doesn't have any eyes? That'd be creepy as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054847
If she has no eyes to see me with, then I'll be her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054847
See
>>13054843

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054796
Grill on the left is ugly and looks much more like a guy
Girl on the right doesn't have even a single eye though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054848
Shade from warcraft 3 pls go

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters are best paired together in a story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Poseidon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054863
>bottom panel
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054876

> Miia: So THAT's how I should capture Darling's heart!
> Cerea: Nay! You need only apply thine horse pussy to his groin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054863
Wait, is this from Monster Musume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054873
You gunna get loved tenderly to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054887
No, just raped.
Greek gods raped A LOT.

[Anonymous No.]

Gothic Lolita spider best spider.

[Anonymous No.]

We're live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054914
unded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054071

They're planning something.

BARRICADE THE DOORS AND WINDOWS

NON-FIGHTER WAIFUS SHOULD BE KEPT HIDDEN SAFELY IN THE BASEMENT

CHECK YOUR WEAPONS AND GASMASKS

>>13054914

We're back online, Jeff.

NOW HUSTLE THE FUCK UP AND SET UP THAT MA DEUCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054913
Headpatting intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

How many days do think will pass before the site breaks again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054081
>-Security guard MC with the past of a regular guy meets his red oni co-worker. They get in trouble when MG TERRORISTS threaten to take over the compound they're guarding. MC finds his inner badass as they are the only two able to stop the terrorists.
I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054919
I'd pat her abdomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054942
Let's double-team her, see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054952
>DP double patting
L-lewd...! I bet she's never done that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054963
I can't think of a single girl that has. This is new and hardcore. As in, underground stuff, backroom dealt videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054913
This artist really likes his puffy loli vulvas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054975
>>13054963

But what if she tells other monstergirls about double-patting? We're fucking doomed, man. They're gonna make us into cuddlepumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054984
That's an urban legend. Male porn stars are NOT all slaves or venom addicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054975
>>13054984
>gang nuzzling
Oh god, we're all doomed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054963
This isn't a snuff film Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054913
>GL being popular with MGs

Doubt it, too much crap to take off.

>inb4 living doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054963
what if... we went one step further?
Tri-patting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054925
We'll be dead again in a few hours. Way it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054782
>can't fit in certain places
>Implying that's not all part of the plan as she traps you in a crevice with a watchful, never blinking eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055008
Speaking of dead.

Do wights give birth to zombies or more wights?

>Wights have wights. Daughters are born classy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055005
What if instead of using the MGE canon of all sex all day, we just used some fucking creativity and imagined Monster Girls with actual character and assumed some of them inevitably would be Gothic lolitas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055005
>too much crap to take off

only if she's wearing panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055022
>Do wights give birth to zombies or more wights?
That likely depends on how much spirit energy injections you've given them after their womb has been revitalized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055045
>Zombie daughteru clinging to your leg moaning "Daaaaaaddyyyy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055051
>"Waaaarm~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055035
>my clothed sex brother
Don't you just hate it when you go into a doujin with someone in uniform or an elaborate costume and they hake it off for the sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055045
Going by the guide, zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055023
Nah, I prefer sex fiend MGs. It's what they're for, you want Shakespeare, go to /lit/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055068
But /lit/ fucking sucks. Everybody is so pretentious about how well read they are and they treat everyone else like shit.
If you don't appreciate Monster Girls beyond just mindless sex, you're not my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055061
Coitus session with stalkings on, or partly on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055061
To death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055061
All porn does it, and it's fucking stupid, it defeats the entire purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055085
Partly on, I don't like underwear cutting. I particularly hate it when they do it to one-piece swimsuits, where it ruins everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055081
>If you don't appreciate Monster Girls beyond just mindless sex, you're not my friend

What this man said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055104
>>If you don't appreciate Monster Girls beyond just ________, you're not my friend
I wish the evening crew could face others liking different things without blowing a fuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055081
>pretentious

Kind of like the people who want to pretend monstergirls are anything else but spank material? Don't kid yourself. Don't kid us. Sure, the stories here are nice, even the smutless ones, common as those are...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055115
>I'm pretentious for liking something
Anon, I don't presume I'm better than you because of our different tastes, I just don't like you.
Fuck it. I'll just start writing nothing but smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055104
>>13055081
And I don't want to be your friend. I remember when being a cumpump happened to those who were foolish with what MG they liked, and people accepted that, because MGs had an air of danger to them. Now it's all cuddles and handholding. Believe, I want nothing to do with you or your kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055123
>Fuck it. I'll just start writing nothing but smut

I don't understand. Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055115
http://exhentai.org/s/e82cff3989/403759-75
Here is a doujin that involves both sex and some actual emotions and issues. How angry does it make you? How pretentious is it, on a scale of 1-10?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055131
So people won't call me pretentious anymore. It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055111

I never said you couldn't like things I don't.

>>13055115

>Monstergirls can't be anything other than fap material

You're either going through puberty or you're a straight up no fun allowed pervert. In any case, you're wrong.

>>13055125
>I remember when being a cumpump happened to those who were foolish with what MG they liked, and people accepted that, because MGs had an air of danger to them.

Then what's the point of enjoying monstergirls if they're "dangerous things who'll turn you into a cumpump"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055134
>Dr. P
Yupper friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055140
>Then what's the point of enjoying monstergirls if they're "dangerous things who'll turn you into a cumpump"?
You forget that these threads are inhabited by a large amount of subs and masochists. Like the ones that get all anal-pained over people trying to write stories in MGC that don't involve mind break and rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055134
>How pretentious is it, on a scale of 1-10
The ass is fat/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055140
implying I'm twelve

Nice, except "all for the sake of sex" "getting a man takes highest priority" "all monsters are lascivious and instinctual "the way to eat/pleasure a man is ingrained in them".

If that doesn't spell t out for you, I'll just call you an idiot and go about my business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055154
>people trying to write stories in MGC that don't involve mind break and rape.
Why would you even do that? I mean, I write cute stories in a modern urban setting without invilving MGC, because it just plain doesn't fit together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055159
Oh yawn, it's the KC fellatio squad again. Every night like clockwork. How mad do you get when people talk about non-KC monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055159
>MGE invented Monster Girls and is the only authority
This is yet another reason I don't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055160
Because people want to write about MGs in a modern or close to modern setting and can't be assed to make an original locale for their stories to take place in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055160
Why? Does every MGC have to be a dystopian shithole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055140
>Then what's the point of enjoying monstergirls if they're "dangerous things who'll turn you into a cumpump"?

That was part of the enjoyment, living dangerously, you training wheels milk drinker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055159

Oh, KC's canon. Now I know why you're being such an ass. You'd better go on with your "business", because we don't want it here, Mr. No Fun or Creativity Allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055159
>KC-sempai will surely notice me if I defend his terrible writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055163
>>13055168

>implying we aren't 99.9% about MGE

Go home hopeless romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055171
>living dangerously,

You mean getting captured and turned into a rapeslave because if monstergirls were all truly dangerous, you'd be fucked within the first day of starting your "dangerous life".

Good riddance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055172
>we don't want MGE here

Yep, stupid, I knew it.

>>13055176

Let's see your setting then anon sempai. Oh wait, you don't have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055177
>using stats that are clearly fallacious
Why would you even do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055186
Because there's a 100% chance you're from MGU and a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055189
But I've never been to MGU.
I just never liked KC's setting. It doesn't leave any room for creativity on my part. And people like you make it worse by denying any other setting's existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055184

I'm talking about your close-minded and overall stupid concept of how Monstergirls should behave, not MGE itself.

Besides, KC himself said that he dislikes "bad endings" where people are mistreated by Monstergirls. That's the kind of guy whose canon you're trying to defend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055189
>Still using stats that are clearly fictitious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055182

I never said all of them did I? "Being a cumpump happened to those who were foolish with what MG they liked." LERN 2 RID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055199

You weren't exactly specific either.

LERN 2 RITE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a cuddle pump.

Hugged each day by lonely MGs with intense handholding.

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly have the urge to experience the mofu ball...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055206
You don't scare her, pervert!

[Anonymous No.]

>You are the boundary of the uncharted wildernesses humans settlement #1 reporter/scout Anon!

>While exploring the uncharted wilderness you hear a story of a man who defied the various monster girls that attempted to rape/marry him and live his life on his terms.

>You proceed to search him out for pointers and tips on how to avoid monster girls.
>So the lads back home have a edge over those wretched creatures.

>it takes some time and a couple of close calls from monster girls you've interviewed but you finally have enough information compiled to get a generalisation of one of his many hangs outs

>While examining the banks of the creek you are currently wandering the ground suddenly gives and you fall into a trap pit

>Then you hear loud yucking and what sounds like pots and pans clanking together

"You'll never git Ol' Gus!"

>You hear above

>foot steps inch closer to the pit and a old prospector peers over

"Aww cinnamon and gravy, you okay down thar youngster? Been many a moon since I seen me another feller round these here parts"

>conforming that you are indeed alright he responds

"Now dont you fret Ol" Gus will git you outta that hole in two shakes of a lambs tail!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055205
>>13055206
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055203
>with what MG they liked
>meaning individual species
>not understanding such a simple concept

No, learn to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey there Anon, I noticed you pirated yet another chinese pornographic video game, so I figured I'd slip in with your latest one. We've got plenty of time together. Oh, don't worry, I already sent alerts to all your family and friends letting them know you're busy playing "My Little Sister can't be this tight and wet!", they'll leave us alone for a while. We've got plenty of time together, you and I."

>"And don't even think about trying to download a Valkyrie Program, I uploaded myself through the Dark Net, she'll never find me~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055210
The wild fucking west? Oh jah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055215
HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY WURMWALL?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055215
>I uploaded myself through the Dark Net

Go home gamer girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055206
good thing a fresh shipment of mofu just arived

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055228
I want to go to a video game convention only to be raped by ISIS Monster Girls who have leveled up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055232
>you will never be raped my MGs wearing luchador masks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055211
>Beautiful nine tailed kitsune walks into a darkened alley.

>"Whatta ya want?" a hoarse voice calls, causing her to stand ramrod straight.

>"I I'm hear for the...uh....couples "special" she whispers, nervously glancing around.

>"Izzat so? Quite the dirty girl aren't you?" the hoarse voice whispers, a ragged man stepping from the shadows "Well, who am I to judge? Follow me missie, I got what ya want back here."

>She follows him back into a tiny appartment where she snuggles him, hugs him, and then gets her tails brushed, all while he scratches her ears.

seafoam did it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055215

>Implying I play Kazakhstani interactive motion pictures

You got the wrong IP, ya dork. Now get outta my computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055221
>a .png of ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055239
It's a sad day when an attractive lady has to go to the seedier parts of the city to get a service that should be a basic part of a relationship.
It's probably because of all the men around her demanding that they be mindbroken by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055247
Dammit. Will you at least keep out everything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055210
> no sooner had the words left his mouth a rope is lowered and you're out of the hole

"Names Gus Chiggins That's C-H-I-G-G-I-N-S Chiggins!

>Here he is the man, the myth the legend
the one monster girls could never catch

>Asking how he avoided getting raped or married to wandering monster girls all these years he chuckles

"Now listen here Ol' Gus doesn't know about book readin' or how to eat at a fancy restaurant but he sure as heck isn't dumb! Heck, I've been called dirty, lazy, smelly, shifty, kooky, spooky & Chinese but one thing I ain't never been called is dumb!"

"Them thar monster girls ain't never catch Ol' Gus*cue gezzer laugh and knee slapping*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055254
I imagine it would just be that men are more rare in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055256
Well that depends: Are the things you wish to keep out scary, or otherwise very difficult to keep out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055221
>STILL using wurmwall
Man anon how in the past are you? I bet you're even using baphobuddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055261
>people still use chrome instead of firekitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055260
They're like you, Succuvirus-chan.
>>13055261
Tsk, as if. I'm on MinoMaze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055254
>Dragon visits the guy, brilliant gleaming gold scales, drill hair.

>Takes him to her apartment, has him shower while she has a servant prepare him food.

>After dinner and a shower they head to her room and spoon without intercourse, one of the dragons wings wrapped around him like a blanker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055258
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055276
Ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055276

He said his name is Gus Chiggins.

C-H-I-G-G-I-N-S Chiggins.

What's not to get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055282
Question!
Did he steal the wee men off of Henderson's lawn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055282
Nigger, I haven't watched that skit before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055291

I've never even watched this show (or whatever the fuck it is) and I understood it nigga

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trick a witch into drinking a gallon of Hathor Milk a day by telling her it'll make her even cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055291
That's cause it was never aired

Its an old SNL skit were the army hires old prospectors and attached each division their own old prospector who would teach them how to navigate badlands, live off the land and other get out of tricky/dangerous situations when gathering information

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054828
big fat yeti thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055305
I like yeti a lot but that's gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055299
Look at what you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055194
>close minded
>all quotes are from the guide

>inb4 hyperbole
>setting runs on sex and rape
>hyperbole

>no bad ends
>can be snatched and mind raped away from whatever plan you had for your life
>mind raped into doing something that goes against who you are as a person, like being made to join Sabbath
>have your business bough ad everything you own seized by danuki trickery
>dragged of by some ushi never to be seen again
>have your town/city transformed into a demon realm by a dark matter
>made into some amazon's bitch
>have the girl you love infested by a parasite slime
>have your ship sunk and your men kidnapped because some kraken was in the mod for a husband

KC talks a good game, but his word is not a real hugbox.

>but you totally get a wife that loves you!
>if you don't want a waifu why are you here
Oh I enjoy the setting, but it is not all happiness and rainbows, no matter what anyone says, and if it wasn't for mamono mana half the men kidnapped would kill their wives the first chance they get.
>inb4 MGU

Whatever you say brah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055308
So you're saying Tomasu yeti is better? That's the gross one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055310
I'm ok with this.

Although now I want her to keep doing it to see where it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055310
Good god, her back must be shredded from having to carry those around.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a demon lord from vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055316
Well I like tomasu's yeti but not nearly as much as KC's i was just talking about that picture specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055321
I'm not that into cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055210
>>13055258
I'm very interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055321
Of fucking course. Only if it was legit though, I share >>13055326's sentiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055321
I think I like the elf queen better than the maou in this one. Thanks, will reread,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055323
Nothing wrong with big yeti ass, but her thighs are just a little too big

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055334
>>13055326
Her horns are real though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055343
That's what i mean, with those proportions she seems more like a midget next to a small snowman than a normal sized yeti with a nice ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055349
>he wouldn't fuck a midget

You disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055354
would you a dwarf?

The MGE kind without beards

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055334
She is real vidya demon lord

[Anonymous No.]

Line 145
http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ
>The Trial of Komodo-oneechan

Abomination-chan might get a sequel soon-ish; another possibility is a Goth-Loli-Oni princess play story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055354
Short people are fine anon, but midget proportions are gross.

I wouldn't mind if she was a foot tall as long as her proportions where normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055363
>I wouldn't mind if she was a foot tall as long as her proportions where normal
I too would enjoy a large onahole fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055370
>Stretching

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054546
>another knight comes to kill her
>"I study necromancy ONE TIME and all of a sudden I'm evil?"
>husband knight greets knight 2 with cookies
>after a few hours and two dozen cookies the knight leaves the castle with lamia mages promise that she is technically good
>goes back to plotting to overthrow the order

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055362
Oh boy.
>Abomination-chan might get a sequel soon-ish; another possibility is a Goth-Loli-Oni princess play story.
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055354
>not fucking stretchy dwarfs
PLEB
L
E
B

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055373
>Kukukus as she orders a large supply of laxatives to pollute their water and food with

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055372
A big girl like that wouldn't have to distend quite as comically as a typical 6-inch fairy, either. I'd prefer it if her guts were flexible enough to allow you to assfuck her so deep that you cum out of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055389
Keep your /v/ memes out of /jp/, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055389
I want to give her octuplets and have to carry her everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055359
I would. In fact, I would a leane sidhe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055314

Thanks for telling us why we don't follow KC's setting to the word. You just proved my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055389
WHAAAAAT? Nigga I would plow that link until I died from exhaustion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055362
Incredibly lewd as usual, Harblador.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055392
>Out the mouth

>Not filling her until she is little more than a cum filled water ballon, groaning and twitching in your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055406
KC's setting has never bee followed word for word, but this one you're proposing where it's all sunshine all the time is shit. You need light and dark. Otherwise, you end up with something like the "all good" world from charmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055428
You. I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055431
Or brutal darkness, like that yaleton manticore greentext. Or the oomukade one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055406
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055431
>>13055441

>but this one you're proposing where it's all sunshine all the time

So, this is what causing you trouble? I never said happy endings were mandatory all the time, brah. I'm not saying you can't have bad endings, I know shit happens in monstergirl settings to, Yin and Yang and shit like that.

What I'm saying is, not all monstergirls are always dangerous and evil rapists all the time.

...Does that mean we were arguing and insultinting each other over nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055441
>yaleton manticore greentext
That Manticores dialogue still makes have funny feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055435
you are my friend now anon.

It is destined.


This is the joy of fairies, imps, lean-sidhe, and arch imps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055443
Nobody here follows KC's setting to the word. Not even he does. That's why he changes the old profiles from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055373
My little Mage can't possibly be this cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055420
I wonder if anyone though there was going to be some sort of bad end after they got caught last time~

[Anonymous No.]

>Wight stalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055446
>What I'm saying is, not all monstergirls are always dangerous and evil rapists all the time.

Neither did I. But some are evil rapists.

>Does that mean we were arguing and insultinting each other over nothing?

It's been known to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055215
I shouldn't have feelings for succuvirus, but she gives me feelings. In my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055450
>nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055464
Ho ho.
>>13054499

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055448

She just knows you deserve better than some pointy-eared human stand-in, anon. She knows you need a real woman, whether you like it or not. Now stop fighting and let your proper wife show you what you've been missing out on. You'll feel so good, you'll wonder why you ever thought a pathetic weak little waif could ever make you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Familiar: Woolie edition.

Figured I owed you something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055466
She knows you anon. She knows all your likes. She knows your habits. She knows anything that can be discerned through your computer's logs, your browser history, and your webcam.
>>13055472
Nobody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055448

In your pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055481
Yeah, that's the stuff.
>>13055482
That's sublime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055470

Hey, why are you crying, ki--

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055482
>no pie

It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055482
Green is most becoming of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055493
>Not making your oni-chan steal the pies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055489
Y-Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055484
That's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055482

>Familiar: Weed edition

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055493
Good point, gimme a few minutes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055502
me too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055482
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055464
>wake up in her mansion one day
>doors and windows are all locked
>her zombie maids are all naked
>you are now in charge of five beautiful undead wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055464
Jesus Christ why would you do that!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055511
I don't think a stalker would share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055484
Oh god she even knows my darkest secret I don't seed my torrents

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055504
Do you want to summon that faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055516
Well, she isn't a normal stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055520
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055493
>>13055505
Better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055525
So you were already here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055528
What is this pie stuff about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055528
It's wonderful.

>"I stole this just for you onii-chan."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055519
You and I deserve Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055528
>apple
>not lemon
>not blueberry
>not blackberry

Why do you continue to live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055537
>>13055519
My brethren!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055534
>"Onii-chan, when's marvel though?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055520

Who are you talking about? Another boogeyman? Or the phantom, perhaps?

Even if he appears, you can just report him or something, it'd be a good exercise for your fingers, this could be your phys. Ed.

Even if he shows up, the janitor will take care of him. Just relax, Dogg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055543
>He doesn't like Apple Pie
And to think I share the same airspace with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055543
Thieves can't be choosers...no wait, they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055546
"Never."

>"Let's play some Naruto instead".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055548
>Apple Pie is good
It's like you have never tasted the glory that is a pecan pie from the American South.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055532
No, I just other anon who loves smoking weed everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055547
Phantom, that's what you call him? Judging by that last spoiler, you know exactly who I mean. I hope he's white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055543
>not liking apple pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055551
>Talking shit about apple pie
Although I will admit that Pecan Pie is good, Pumpkin Pie is where it's at

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055548
>>13055551
>>13055556

>Eating apple pie

It's almost like you want to get diabeetus and lose your nightvision.

>>13055555

No, it's just lyrics.

Also, nice 5 quints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055550
God, we are the worst people...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055551
>pecan pie made with real cane syrup
I doubt the people not from the south have even had it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055558
>>13055556
Blueberry a best, you fools. This cannot be reconciled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055534
I'm gonna make her eat all that pie.

Then go and apologize for stealing it.

No imotou of mine is going to steal things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055565
Absolutely not. Blueberry is the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055560
>lose your nightvision
Werebat please, come to my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055562
No we're the best.

Familiars need to be bullied, especially if they steal pies.

I bet she can't even read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055558
>Pumpkin
>Not superior sweet potato

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055569
To the end of time will our bloodlines be in feud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055571
>spoiler
It's not like she could stay in school after she killed that guy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055565
>The one berry without a bite to it
Blueberry is worst berry.

[Anonymous No.]

>not eating the supreme homemade sheperd's pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055573
>Talking shit about pumpkin pie
Forgive me Hathor but I must commit a murder. I cannot share the same breathing air as these fools any longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055548

Oh I like apple pie, I just prefer lemon above all others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055563
I'm lucky part of my family is from Texas, otherwise I might have never experienced the true glory that is southern home cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055570

Fine, go eat your apple pie and die

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055579
We're talking dessert here knigga. Take your savory pies and shove it right over here because I'd like a slice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055584
Lemon tarts are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you took the fist pic on google, and start the pie wars...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055571
I agree, familiars need to be bullied.

Let's see if she can still be a part of the sabbath after drinking a whole jug of hathor milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055591
Tread lightly here.

[Anonymous No.]

When? When will they all learn that pie a shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055591

Fucking apple piefags again. I bet they like pepsi too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055594
Milkman no.

It's my job as the familiar guy to bully them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055591
You know not the level of confectionery obsession that resides within this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055548
>>13055549
>>13055551
>>13055558
>>13055560
>>13055565
I love you stupid bastards. No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055598
>Pie a shit
Are you suicidal? Do you wish to die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055595
To be fair, I prefer it to all the other wars here.

>>13055601
You'd think I would learn after all the Barometz bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055604
I bet he stuffs his face with CAKE like a fucking GIRL. The Alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055598
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055588
Tarts are fucking great in general, like delicious little mini pies with a better crust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055600
But anon, she won't be able to help them out with those delicious C-cups, a supple behind that lifts her skirt enough to make it useless, and thick, child birthing hips.

She'd be kicked out and have to run home crying to her precious Onii-chan

Just as I planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLOyCkgoseo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055598
WHAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055606
Giga-Metz is still best Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055616
"Stealing it would be like stealing candy from a small child with cancer."
Even if that entire video and story are cancer in and of themselves, that part made me chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>Liking pies
>Liking cakes
>Not liking the patrician choice in dessert blessed by the gods Petit Gateau

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055611
Damn right

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055612
Milkman you don't understand.

I'm their onii-chan, so I must bully them, only I can bully them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055616
>All that lore.
And 100% accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055618
>>13055618
>not chocometz
>not root beer metz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055622
I don't speak French you cheese-eating surrender-monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055622
Get out of here, Frenchie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055618
Don't remind me of my shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055629
They weren't the ones that kicked off the shitstorm anon, and they weren't requested by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055624
Very well anon.

If you ever have need of dairy based bullying, I shall be here.

I may even give you some of my precious stock for your endevor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055634
I will put it on your fucking tombstone anon.

Can't stop won't stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055622
>Petit Gateau
>frog cake

So fucking what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055270
I miss SlimeWire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055630
>>13055633
Here, lemme translate it for you Americans
Chocolate fudge lava cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055622
>Petit Gateau

But lava cake isn't that good. It's always served too hot. If I want chocolate, I'll eat a piece of chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055642
>be in elementary school
>your kool, super tech-savvy friend tells you about SlimeWire
>use it to download Shirohebi cuddledom videos
>cops come a-knocking at your door
>>13055644
I'm not American, I just wanted to insult you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055470

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055640
I'm gonna need a bigger tombstone for all my shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055644
>Thinking some nasty ass scorching hot runny mound called a "cake" is better than down home southern cookin'
>2015

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055641
>>13055648

It comes with ice cream, so it automatically gets approved by wurms worldwide, even the smart ones. Good luck topping that, moyte

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055652
>Here lies a royal fuckup

You need to keep it simple and classy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055658
>wurms
>having any valid opinions

Go back to punching holes in your walls, Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055658
>Pie or cake not getting served with ice cream
>Or ice cream by itself
>Or ice cream cake

You have already lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055660
>Here lies Anon, arbiter of shame. No, you don't want know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055660
Don't forget the engraving. Maybe we can make the entire tombstone based off of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055666
Jokes on you, the hole is on the neighbor's wall!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055658
>the opinions of wurms mattering
>on anything

You have annihilated my sides so violently I want you to fuck my sister and introduce your strong genes into our household.

[Anonymous No.]

yandere lilim a best

[Anonymous No.]

So I just had a dream I straight up meditated and murdered two bitches in cold blood With a fucking ballista because they were bullying mai waifu. How, uh... how was your sleep, /mgg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055676
Devoid of pregnant hobgoblins asking for belly rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055666
>>13055667

You might be laughing now but I wanna see your faces when they pioneer interdimensional travel by punching the air hard enough to create portals to our world.

>>13055674

Sergeant Hartman what the fuck are you doing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055676
Dreamed that Fenoxo's site was down because he got hit for child pornography in the form of Loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055676
I didn't have a dream, I just passed out like always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055671
>Implying it wouldn't be the sickest tombstone ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055676
I got caught by a cougar and woke up before she got her clothes off.
I fapped twice, angrily, before getting out of bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055676
Unending darkness, just like I like it. Dreaming is a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055684
>gura gura no wurm

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055676
I always forget my dreams unless I wake up in the middle of the night and go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055684
>implying that would change my opinion
>implying I wouldn't keep calling them retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055702
I admire your hatred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055684
>They punch so hard they ignite the atmosphere instead
>Because that would happen before you tear a hole in space

Why do they have to destroy everything they touch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055682
How horrific

>>13055700
Well I just woke up, so it's still with me in pretty vivid detail. I missed one of the shots but just barely. One of the wings of the head of the bolt clipped her stomach, disembowelling her for a slow death. Shit was fucked up. And I was so calm about it, I think I might be a yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055707
Because tards. Not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055644
I know what it is, Frenchie. I'm half French

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055707
You don't know the true extent of retard strength anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055707

>Wurm's natural strength + strength given by bullshit sex magic a.k.a. DE + retard strength

Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055725
>I have become Death, destroyer of Ice Cream Trucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055732
She's gonna be a tubby wurm if she "destroys" too many of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055732

>Destroyer of Ice Cream Trucks

Needles Kane ain't gonna like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055738
Not if she keeps active. I kind of want to see a Wurm with a six-pack now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055688
>Sickest tombstone ever

>Not this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055738

>Chinungi bo sherbert, oh ho ho ho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055759
Have to admit, that's a strong contender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055762
Just blow raspberries into her belly. She'll devolve into a giggling wurm in under a second.

[Anonymous No.]

So would an undead incubus be immortal?
For example, could you scare your neighbors by "accidentally" falling on your gardening shears or maybe "slipping" and falling off your roof?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you pet the head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055775
"Mistakenly" shred your own foot with a weed-whacker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055781
Just that? Yes,

Anything more?
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055781
I can't say I wouldn't.
>>13055784
>"Honey, it happened again! I need a new foot!"
>Lich waifu sighs deeply

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055775

If she's undead she already died

But people that come back from the dead are immortal to a degree

But they can't be immortal since they're already past their mortal lives

Then would she be... unimortal...?

Jesus Christ my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055794
It's magic, don't worry about it.

Unless you're a student at a magic school, then you should worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055805

Nah, I wanna study ballistics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055775
Seeing how you would have grey skin, I doubt you'll fool anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055821
That's pretty straightforward, in a lot of ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055823

>green skin

ayyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055832

I know, right? It's a fascinating subject; things go up, things go down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055837
And sometimes things go through other things...

It's almost artistic in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never force your waifu to watch Worlds Greatest Dad.

Bullying MGs with sad movies sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041756

Maid type: Cheshire
Name: Marika
Personality: shy, affectionate
Notes: Cheshire by nature are trickers, please be wary.

Marika is speculated to have joined MGC Maid Central when she was 16 years old. This due to the fact that the organisation is unsure how long Marika was capable of keeping herself hidden without properly applying to the Maid training. Instead MGC Maid Central bases this information on the knowledge Marika had gathered at the time of her discovery. MGC Maid Central eventually convinced Marika to properly sign all papers and officialy join the organisation.

Marika completed her training without issue at the age of 20. She is highly efficient as a maid due to her maid-type. She is capable of quickly "shifting" to various locations instantaneously with minimal cooldown. In addition Marika as all Cheshires has the ability to turn parts, or her entirety invisible at will. These abilities allow her to rapidly perform her tasks at efficiency levels rivalling that of a veteran Kikimora.

Marika is noted to use her ability to turn invisible fairly often when performing her tasks. This often results in tasks being done around the residence without making her presence known. Marika enjoys showing initiative, but will stay invisible during this time aswell. Meals, snacks, folded clothing and such have been reported to "appear" when the examinator-Master in question was in need of such and happened to look the other way for a moment.

Despite this behavior it is to be warned that other examinators or more often; people who were around the Master. Have were pranked in some way or another. Salted coffee, hiding their possessions and playing tricks on their eyes were methods favored by her. MGC Maid Central considers such behavior natural for the maid type, but attempts to reduce it during training.
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[Anonymous No.]

>>13055833
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055843
>show an Echidna Lorenzo's Oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055843
I'm scared I'll become that guy when I grow up because I suck at writing so bad.
>>13055847
Not funny dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055844
You had me at "Cheshire maid", no need for the hard sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055844
>>13041824

(Profile continued)

Marika is noted to start showing herself to Masters after longer periods of service, and has been reported to become rapidly affectionate towards her Master if the Master in question displays similar behavior towards her. Examinators have noted being suddenly hugged and cuddled by Marika when unoccupied. It is also to be noted that examinators have experienced a far more comfortable night time when being served by Marika. MGC Maid Central suspects that this behavior would increase over time if Marika were to have a long-term Master.

When not performing any tasks, Marika has been reported to enjoy dancing in her room. Using both her ability to "shift" and her ability to turn partially invisible to create a unique sight when dancing.

MGC Maid Central recommends Marika as a maid for a Master who enjoy a highly effective maid in his household and a maid who will slowly attempt to bond with her Master over a longer period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055847
I think suicide would effect an Echidna a bit more than a disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055844
>>13055850
Not him but I find the name Marika in association with a Cheshire make me feel there's a futa joke here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055844
>>13055850
Have you put these in a pastebin?
>>13055852
Echidnas probably have an aversion to seeing children suffer due to heightened maternal instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>>13054232
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Lord

Shit.

> "Well well, you're going on a quest to slay me?" your partner asks. You knew something was off about her, ever since you first saw her at the hero guild; the way she stood, the way she smiled, the way her eyes almost glittered when you were paired together. But now you're alone, and her magical disguise is melting away, to be replaced by the sexiset, MILF-iest succubus there has ever been. Wearing nothing but thigh-high leather boots and a wicked smile.
> "Don't you want to try something else, instead?" she asks, as she crawls on top of you. Plump, creamy breasts sway enticingly, her nipples kissing your chest. "Maybe you want to just... lay the Demon Lord?" she whispers. Her expression is predatory, black scleraed eyes narrowing enticingly; though they go wide in mock surprise as she feels your hard cock brushing against the soft skin of her stomach.
> "Ara~ara, you like the sound of that, yes~?" She licks her lips as she grabs your length delicately in her manicured hand. "So do I..."
> As she pushes herself onto you, her wet, slick folds capturing your helpless cock, your mind goes blank from the pleasure in an instant. The ache in your already-churning balls ratchets up to a desperate urge, male instincts begging to coat her womb in your sticky white color. With a sultry grin at the moans of her latest conquest, she rears up into cowgirl position, and starts to move wetly up and down on top of you.
> Any resistance is totally futile, and it's only seconds before you erupt a hot torrent of sticky cum deep into her slutty depths. You spurt and spurt and spurt, as the Demon Lord strokes your cheek and chuckles lustily.
> "Ku ku ku... another hero defeated..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055864

>Demon Lord

Oh goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055858
MGC Maid Central wishes to assure you that Marika does not have any form of "extra" or "different" sexual organs of any kind.

Most of the names i've used are actually based on their personalities. So they do have a hidden meaning.

>>13055860
Yes, let me update the pastebin and i'll give you the link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055864
The Demon Lord's a married woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055867
Hidden meaning or not, it's quite the coinky-dinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055860
I'd still think that an Echidna finding her son/daughter dead would fuck her up way more than a life threatening disease.

Shit like cancer lets you become emotionally ready for their death, suicide is sudden and you never know when it will happen so you have chance to mentally prepare yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055616
For waiting for a Rachnee the Liar edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>peace between human and monsters
What?
>The Chief God
WHAT?

I guess I'll be tending to her wounds or something. I just hope she doesn't hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055869
What if he was the first hero?

What if he's her husband and this is how they met?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055893
We'll never get it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to repeatedly creampie a familiar. Is that so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055876
>A high-ranking member of the Demon Lords army takes a young human boy she found with grave injuries under the rubble of something that used to be a building.
>Over a period of several years, she connects with him on an emotional level, mending his wounded psyche in kind.
>Unfortunately, one of her "comrades" develops an unhealthy fixation on the boy, stealing him away at and aggressively molests him at an inopportune time.
>Yadda yadda irreversible and agonizing mindbreak, the Motheru has to put the boy out his misery, and kills her comrade so hard she's unrecognizable.
Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055912
No, why would it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055869
She could be referencing the heroes her plan, or her daughters have defeated. Or like >>13055902 said. Anyway, we know, no one means it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055860
MGC Maid Central believes that it has all it's currently listed profiles collected in the following location:

http://pastebin.com/LLiUkipk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055914
Dullelf.

One group raped her body while another rapes her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055912
That's totally acceptable.
>>13055922
Doing Ilias' work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055914
I'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055923
Ebin mayamay friend.

That's the MGEs Dullahan you idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055898
ya gotta fight evil corrupt cunts like Cruella and equally hyper good cunts like general Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055914
Cut, print, make a movie out of it.

Cause all monsters to sob their eyes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055923
Please do not mistreat the Dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055922
Ooh, I missed mine. A Wyvern called Anila, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055934

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055934

Just look at her cute face. I wanna make her blush even more with headpats

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no!

While on a business trip, the private company jet crashed into the ocean, stranding you and your co-workers on island for a year and a half.

After returning home, you've found out that your waifu moved on to another home. While you were gone she went full hamplanet due to depression eating and your daughteru has turned into a serial cuddler.

When you get brought to the new home what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055951
I go Asura's Wrath and grow additional arms to handle the ensuing hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055946
My amigo,

I want to hold her head while have sex with her body, giving her head an up close and personal look at where we are joined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055951
Trick question.

I wouldn't have a waifu nor would I be that successful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055956
Fight that depression! If nothing else works, become a Bluesman, go to the crossroads, and sell your heart to a Devil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055956
You were brought along as a good luck charm/luggage boy and were proactively dated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055962
Only as long as he doesn't need to later teach a group a metal band how to play the blues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055962
I can't sing nor write for shit, hell I suck at pretty much everything.

I'll just work a shitty job and hope I freeze to death in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055967
I only plays metal, you TZICHING clod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055951

Get angry enough for my body to catch fire spontaneously and warm up the entire house, making my waifu sweat buckets until she's fit-chubby again.

Scare my daughteru with Stern Dad Stare until she promises not to hug every single guy she meets on the streets like a whore and save herself for the one she truly loves.

Then I calm down and hug them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055972
>I suck at pretty much everything
So did Robert Johnson until he tried playing the guitar in the crossroads at midnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054796
That's a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055951
I spend the next day getting cuddled by my wife and daughter.

Although I may need to put the wife on a diet and ween the daughter off cuddling everyone.

or at least shift the target to me.

[Anonymous No.]

What equipment do you use for dragons laying, MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055985
hyperweapon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055978
Forget it.

Just forget I said anything and talk about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055938
That is correct. Due to a lack of "true" Dragon maids a Wyvern maid was matched with you instead. The MGC Maid Central hopes that you are pleased with your match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055985

Hospitals

It is a city, not your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054796

>That cyclops

I wonder how hard she'll blush if I call her cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055985
My innocence and virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055983
You'll make her cry, anon. You don't want to see a cyclops cry, it looks really icky.

>>13056001
Be careful man, she might burst into tears from that, too. She looks like the type that nobody ever compliments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055985
Unbreakable chains.
>>13055995
I am. I'll even take her LARPing so she can finally get that Dragoon pair experience in her life.
>>13055993
Guilt-ridden-conscience-kun, is that you? I don't know anyone else who would be so opposed to Devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056005
Massive hotness detected, desire to breed with intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056008
Nope, not him.

I'm just some loser faggot that deserves to be hit with a chunk of concrete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056007
>she might burst into tears from that, too. She looks like the type that nobody ever compliments.

Why? Because wanting to change that might offend her? She looks small, and petite girls are top qts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056021
Cheer up emo kid! Life is wonderful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056021
Believe in yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056014
Would you say that you're burning up?

Hot under the collar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056029
No Charon, I would not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056023
She might think you're insincere and bullying her, or if she believes you, she'd run right into the wall she's built between herself and the world that doesn't find her attractive. You should escalate really carefully, no sudden dramatic love confessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're a paladin of the Holy Order
>You're good
>Real good
>You've led over 30 successful forays into demon realm territory
>Defeated onis, dragons, even tangled with more than one lilim without getting corrupted
>Church sends you to remote region to investigate claims of a terrible monster taking food and men at will
>When you get there, you see it's a tarrasque
>A lizardgirl, spidergirl and oni are battling it but they look like they are on the verge of collapse
>The few townspeople not running away seem to be encouraging the ones fighting the tarrasque
>You are reasonably confident you could slay or at least drive the tarrasque away and then finish off the other girls, just as your order calls you to do
What do you choose to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056049
Live to fight another day by doing a 180 degree turn and pressing onward with all the fury I can muster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056049
It's slaying time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055930
Cry harder bitch nigga.

>>13055934
Her fault for wanting to be a special snowflake. She could have been something formidable, like a dullhoni. But she went half elf, well, she will reap what she has sown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056049
>Why am I a paladin? I wanted to roll rogue!

>Rogues are useless Tim. You're a paladin now.

>Fine, but only if I can roll holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056049
Team up and slay the Tarrasque. After that, leave
There is no honour in killing those who are wounded/brink of death. So I'll let the Spider, the Oni, and the Lizardgirl go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056024
It's really not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055983
I know right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056061
Yes it is. Your attitude is the only thing standing between you and happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

Is lanternon here?

When should we expect another part to the paladin story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055985
How many times do I need to post this fucking thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056061
Can you go be a downy dumper somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056068
Science has gone too far... but there's still way further to go.
Gatling version of this when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055985
A huge fuck-off arrow and great big bow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056070
Isn't it debby downer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056036

Should I start with headpats then?

Who the fuck thinks giving compliments is a type of bullying? That's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056077
Alps and Cyclopsi are such silly creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056077
You could do that.


or you could impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056072
Assault rifle version now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056050
>You turn and leave
>You have no idea how the fight turned out
>You report you were unable to find the monster causing problems. The church leaves it at that
>Months later, reports come in that an agent of the demon lord, seeing the region was week, invaded and converted it into demon realm territory
>BAD END

>>13056053
>You jump into the fray, surprising the tarrasque and other MGs and allowing you to get in a surprise attack
>You muster all your strength and land a crippling blow into the tarrasque's side. The other MGs rally, and together you manage to slay it despite it's fierce strength
>The MGs turn to you, unsure of what to make of you
>You use their hesitance to strike first, felling the oni with one well placed blow
>Before they realize what's happening, you've dispatched the lizardgirl and spider as well
>The cheers of the townspeople turn into shouts of rage at what you've done.
>None of them dare face you down after seeing you in fight, but they start hurling rocks and rotten fruit at you
>Ignoring them, you leave to report your victory to the church
>The church decides to station soldiers there to prevent further MG influence. Although the people there do not like you, they do not have the power to resistance
NEUTRAL END

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056075
Downy also makes them sound retarded, so its like a 1 2 combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056077
You should start with spending time with her without touching, and then move on to sitting next to her and touching arms, then maybe try putting your arm around her. Headpats are way too lewd to start with. It's like halfway to marrying her.

People can and will pretend to be someone's friend for laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056083

But you said I should be slow with things...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056088
Rape. Rape never changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056077
I did when I was younger.

I was lied and bullied quite a bit as a kid, so once my High School started I became a cynical prick that didn't trust anyone.

I'd probably be no different in a high school with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056094
>People can and will pretend to be someone's friend for laughs.

Fake friendships, truly the work of scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Army
Well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056095
It is slow,

it means you get to spend the next nine months to get to know each other before going for round 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056099
Why bring depressing memories with you to a place of happiness and joy? REJOICE, for all those who pretended to be your friends are now gone, and you have true companions here whom you will never, ever meet face to face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056049
What equipment do I have?
A noble's full plate from the late middle-ages or the standard mail used by almost everyone else?
Can I just shoot the monster in the eyes while its distracted, leave the trio to subdue it, then use an axe to cut through them in their tired state before finishing off the target?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056089
>You report you were unable to find the monster
>making me do things beyond what I chose to do
Thanks Bioware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056121
This ain't a CYOA, son. One choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056121
Nah, not enough people screaming about how they are trigendered toasters for it to be a bioware game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056108
The only reason I come here is to trick myself into thinking someone would genuinely want anything to do with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Since ELH hates fun and original content, he's decided not to feature the Chimaera writeoff results on the blog.

Thus, here they are, please vote on your favorite. The participants had 2 hours to conjure up a story starring Chimaera.

http://strawpoll.me/3613946

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056100
How does something like this even work?
>>13056131
Well we obviously do, you giant faggot of a depressed person.
>"Oh, allo! Would you like to roll in ze hay?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056138
IRCfags pls go and stay gone. I can't believe ELH is this based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056138
I haven't even heard of any of this noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056139
Where is the other arm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056102
>no real discipline
>basically unarmoured
>no loyalty
>Weapons aren't made for killing
Why are they a threat again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056141
>>13056138
Oh boy, we're starting early today are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056146
Scratching her Wurmbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056139
>How does this even work

They pick people who have no friends and pretend to be their friend so they can shatter what's left of their smile and confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056146
She lost it in a war

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056147
Mind control. Terraforming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056148
Oh, so do they often crawl out during the time I'm asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056102
>>13056102
Is it bad that I want to be dragged out from under my bed when the Demon Army takes over my town, and put to work to be used as a "comfort man" by whole squads of rowdy, sex-starved soldiers who just see me as a piece of meat?
Because it sorta feels like it should be bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056146
Unfortunate smelting accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056151
I wanna scratch a wurm's butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056152
No, I mean how do you pretend to be someone's friend? That's like, several years' worth of spending time with someone and getting to know them. Who puts that kind of effort into pretending something that doesn't have millions of dollars worth of payoff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056049

>Sheath my sword
>Get my tower shield at the ready in front of me
>Charge at Tarrasque, picking up speed as she fails to realize I'm approaching
>ALL ABOARD THE PALADIN TRAIN
>CHOO FUCKING CHOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056160
Nothing wrong with it as long as you're imagining them as awkward older loli Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056157
Last thread there was a short appearance that got people riled up, other than that they tend to show up late very rarely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056160
Nah, don't be ashamed of who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056066

This. His stories are the ones I really look forward to here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056102
If i re-roll will this still count as my second roll?
I mean, doubt it could be worse then it is but im not usually too keen on yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056168
It's really easy when you choose someone who's socially starved and incredibly lonely.

It usually happens with new kids that never had a lot of friends.

It's also a really bad idea if you don't like getting a fork in the ribs when the kid snaps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056160
>Is it bad that I want to be dragged out from under my bed when the Demon Army takes over my town, and put to work to be used as a "comfort man" by whole squads of rowdy, sex-starved soldiers who just see me as a piece of meat?
Yes because most monsters want a husband not some random fuck doll. In reality if you aren't a solider they probably just settle in as you're new neighbors and one of them finds you cute and starts to date you. Actually wouldnt be that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056169
>Paladin train hits Tarrasque
>mangled remains of what once was a paladin on the ground
>Tarrasque looks around, trying to see the gnat that bit her
And I don't mean she thought the paladin train was a gnat, I mean she was bitten by an actual gnat and that was a greater cause of concern for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056182
I bet they'd like "the husbando experience" when they come to the military brothel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056181
>It's really easy
But to even qualify as a "friend" you'd have to actually get to know each other and spend time with each other during a very long period, lonely kid or not. I've only had five people I would count as "friends" in my life.
Though maybe the word friend carries less weight in English and I'm confused because of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056184

>You're a Paladin
>You're good
>Real good
>Except not really

Now this is... upsetting. I've been lied to.

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>13056138

Nope.

Blame LDR: http://pastebin.com/u8shunpt

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056195
That's a different guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056194
Where do you live anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056195
You are real good. It's just that a Tarrasque takes more than that. Like, seven or eight guys who are real good.
>>13056202
Finland. No Alp. I'm cereal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056200
Thanks based LDR, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056170
> Nothing wrong with it as long as you're imagining them as awkward older loli Demons.
O-okay...
I was imagining them as brash, confident ogre and succubus veterans who just love rape and pillage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056200
who fucking cares about the IRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056206
Are you a fan of Simo Häyhä?

Legit question, the guy seems to have a sort of mythical aspect to him among other Fins that I have talked to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056206

>Shield Charge skill
>Not an unstoppable force

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056194
>Though maybe the word friend carries less weight in English and I'm confused because of that.
From your description, yes, friend carries less weight than that in English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056206
You seem to have missed several key points I mentioned
>You've defeated dragons and taken on lilims
>3 MGs have already been battling it for quite some time
>You are reasonably confident you could beat the tarrasque AND the MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056222
IA IA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056220
That's very alp, then, getting brutally violated. It's okay if you like it like that, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056222
I wouldn't call myself a fan. Dude has a world record on confirmed kills, he was real master in what he did. I don't get stoked for that stuff though. Killing is unpleasant business.
>>13056226
Well then that settles that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056160
>Tens of thousands of sex starved bitches in heat gathered in one place to take gold and men from the green lands
>the sounds of their feet on the ground like drums, their cackles and loud cheers heard for miles around
>At night their campfires numbered like the stars, making the horizon and the heavens blend into one
>Refugees and survivors gather at the city, readying a paltry defense while the women and children are evacuated
>The wind chills and the clouds gather
>They'll be here by the day's end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056222

>Spoiler
>yfw he said it was all practice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056231
>IA IA
That's not Finnish. You should say "voe tokkiinsa"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056206
Ah okay.

Well basically kids in America and Canada are brutal to each other, they'll outcast ones and make their lives living hells for no reason at all.

So when one kid asks if you want to be friends and you've spent the last few years sitting at home and skipping class crying because you don't want to deal with the kids at school you'll probably say yes and hold that person in high regard for even talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056200
I don't see why that prohibits a link on one of the updates.

How did this shit get so political?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056246
>Well basically kids in America and Canada are brutal to each other, they'll outcast ones and make their lives living hells for no reason at all
So you people still live in a state of anarchy? Must suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056247
If Bob's little gaylord cult wants to hold their own circlejerk writing contests they can keep it to themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056247
ELH has his panties in a twist and is stiring up drama on irc, but no one there gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056247
>>13056254
>>13056257
Guys, Guys, Guys, Nobody fucking cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056247

Regular IRC goings on are really civil, but the backroom politics are aggressive and petty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056260
>Nobody fucking cares
Amen brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056249
It's absolutely disgusting how kids treat each other.

I remember one time when I visited my nephew he was talking about how some kid in his class was getting made fun of because he was in the hospital for getting run over by a car.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take an Alice to the gym until she could wrestle a full grown Oni and win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056249
It's not that bad, you need to remember that most of the people here aren't very successful socially, although I will admit that our education system in the states is brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all these people getting mad over writefagging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056263
Fucking AMEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056260
I agree we should talk about something truly important like monsters with hair drills

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056265
>>13056267
I think it's about time y'all thought some happy thoughts. Like transparent crotches.
>>13056271
This too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056271
Destroyah > Gigan > King Ghidorah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056269

Its mostly bobhate, which is understandable. The other writefags are generally liked or accepted by the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056271
>dragons with drills
I want to wrap myself completely inside the drills of a magnificent dragon. Too bad all the other drills-dragon pics I have are Frederica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056271
Why do powerful women wear drill hair so well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056277
Personally, I don't need to think happy thoughts. I'm a hard introvert, so I'm fine with the one or two friends I did manage to make during middle/high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056278
Destroyah a bitch but I suppose that part of the appeal

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056285
Because drills are only reserved for those with high status
You'll realize those who wear drills but don't have that regal/rich/power status tend to be garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056286
I didn't ask you to share that. I asked you to concentrate on relevant things.
Looks like we'll have to work on your listening skills after school~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056289
Destroyah may be a bitch to you, but she's a powerful bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/ what's the spoopiest monster girl you got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056302
What's a spoopy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056302
This. Open at your own peril.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056295
When she turns her back I'm going to quickly tie her tails to a desk and then make my way home.
I'm too underachieving for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056290
I want to see a tsundere hobo girl with drills now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056302
Lamiaroid or Ash Yomi I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056290
i want to play with a dragon's drills while she speaks with her subordinates.

Doing her best to ignore me while I bounce them.

Side Note: What drill color is best drill color?

I'm going gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056309
>underachieving
Oh my, and a prankster at that! This calls for a teacher with more experience and less lenience. You gonna get whipped into shape, boya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056316
Gold

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no robutt princess with amazing thighs and legs to worship.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLzlBs341Ns

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056308
That's just a kid wearing a sheet.

God I hate that stupid fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056302
Fear for your soul, these two will steal it from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056319
Mam, I can see your panties.

A woman your age should really be more concerned about these things

[Anonymous No.]

She might be missing a few screws and fingers, but she's pretty good.

>Art by mysterious drawfag.
>Dammit, tell us who you are so I can properly credit you.

>>13056316
You are my special kind of niggah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056328
That's shading, not panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056319
Bitch please, if I can never study and still pull off getting into advanced classes, I don't need any remedial lessons.
Feels good having college credit before you even graduate high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056330
>>13056320
Both of you are my comrades

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

Well congrats. LDR banned me from my own blog.

Enjoy your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056302

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056330
We must find out who this mysterious artist is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056333
You've still got detention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056316
>>13056320
Gold is best, but dark red is also good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056341
Maybe he lives in us all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056330
>>13056341
mysterious drawfag was a one-time deal. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056330
I hereby propose we refer to them as "Mysterious Drawfag X"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056342
>actually going to detention

I needed that laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056339

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056332
but if its just shading then does that mean she is or is not wearing panties?

Disregarding the fact that she is clearly wearing too short a skirt for her station.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056339
>waah I complain all the time and make an agressive post on the blog calling >her a bitch why doesn't she do what I say

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056348
How about MysteryAnon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056330
>You will never give her ten litters of kittens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056349
Is this more of the American school system where you people try to act tough to vie for dominance in the pack?
Because people like you end up in institutions around here.
>>13056352
Monster Girls, my dear anon, are held to different standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056339
Hahaha faggot. LDR is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056347
That would be a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056347
Hopefully not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056359
There is suffering, and then there's this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056339
inb4 irc explodes and they come back here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056339
Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056348
I second this notion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056360
Detention is a waste of time and doesn't do shit, hell there wasn't even detention back in my high school years, you just got sent home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056322
Dem poses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGYW_d2CXyQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056376
There wasn't detention in high school where I'm from either, but don't let that ruin the narrative. I'm trying to get the guy hooked up with a CC Dark Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056360
>Standards
Very well. If she wishes to dress like a common strumpet then so be it.

>>13056359
>Just giving her ten
>Not giving her super strength fertility boosters and engaging in coitus with her at every opportunity so she is perpetually pregnant with massive litters of cheshire kittens.

We are going to have a LOT of daughterus anon.

you don't even know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056339
Why the fuck is there some whiny ass drama all the time? Why can't people just get along or ignore shit they don't like? All people do now in these threads is argue for the whole thing and cause stupid drama like this bullshit over the most retarded of reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056380
>common strumpet
>implying this is somehow a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056339

ELH has just banned LDR from the irc, leaving him the only one in charge and with all the power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqIyOJJYn2Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056339
She's better than you anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056371
>mfw going to sleep and can survey the circlejerk shooting onto each other's faces from a distance in the morning
Have fun gettin' filled with retarded drama whores, thread!

>>13056387
Lucky we don't give a shit about the thread. As long as the blog stays out of circlejerk hands everything is juuuust fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056380
>perpetually pregnant with massive litters of cheshire kittens

You wallet and your sanity would like to have a word with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056380
I guess I'll know who to thank when I get harassed by an abnormally large amount of faggot cats on the way to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056387
do we get to wear Hugo Boss now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056342
We talking lunch detention, 1-hour after school, or 2-hour after school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056385
She needs to have class anon.
A lady of her caliber can't just put herself out there like a 2-penny whore.

>>13056387
Shush anon,

we are discussing a lewd dark elf teacher and giving Trish super broods of kittens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056392
>*Your wallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056395
Fucking Nazi's taking the best looking uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056401
They still weren't hot enough to survive Russia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056392
One I never really had, the other is subsidized by sweet, sweet government breeding programs.

>>13056393
Your welcome anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056387

Mari and Psychofox have been given OP/Halfop. Nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056371

inb4 the entire community fucking implodes because of so much arguing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056396
>tying your teacher's tail to her desk and leaving class without permission
2-hour after school all right.
>>13056399
>class
Sex starved CC teachers are olev anon. Why would you want her in a burkha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056407
>pyschofox given power
Why would anyone give a pathological liar and narcissist any power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056406
>One I never really had, the other is subsidized by sweet, sweet government breeding programs.

In that case, go nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056404
But they still looked good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056404
That's because the Soviets had the best army choir. That's even more important than snappy fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056407
>Psychofox
Not that fucking assfaggot. Thank fuck nothing happens here while the IRC implodes under his bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056409
>Burkha

It's like unwrapping a preasant anon.

Do you want to open a present thatch half unwrapped and you can see what it has?

It takes away the mystery, the excitement.


>>13056411
Almost there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056409
Well, if that's the case then I guess I might as well bring some work along so I can ignore my surroundings and pretend to work while I dick around on my phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056380

>Find one of the middle teenage triplets in the kitchen one day with a knife over her paw
>Engage super dad mode and pick her up by the scruff one-handed, taking the knife away with the other
>She says nobody pays attention to her so she needs to be different, like mom so she can find a boy
>Spend the rest of the day assuring her that she's perfect just the way she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056412
Die well dressed, leave a fashionable corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056407
Why did ELH and LDR even start fighting? What was the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056420
So anon,

Where can I send your father of the year award?

because you clearly deserve one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056420
>Super dad mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056418
>actually trying to get women to cover up
No Muslim-kun, you're an asshole trying to hide the goods from others. We have a right to see as much as the ladies are willing to show us.
>>13056419
>being a badass rebel when the teacher is trying to help you and maybe get an opportunity to take deep whiffs of your scent
Why? Can't you just be a good little boy and repent and act all vulnerable for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056428
>acting vulnerable for the monster

Get with the times gramps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056423
ELH is a faggot. He destroyed the last IRC, this shit was bound to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056406
>subsidized by sweet, sweet government breeding programs.

You mean the ones that require you to send them to military school for discipline and mandatory sign up for no less than one four year tour in a branch of the service?

>Faggotcat all-sister operator squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056359
For a moment, I read that as liters, and I had trouble trying to think of a way of measuring that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056432
Well what do you kids do these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056428
>badass rebel
That isn't anywhere close to what being a "rebel" is in an American high school dude. You don't know a difficult or uncontrollable kid until you see a tard flip shit, or see "urban youths" fight.
As for the other issue, I ain't no pansy, find someone from the drama club or show choir if you want a girly boy who doesn't have a shred of confidence.

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>13056423

Since we're apparently doing this:

LDR has MAJOR trust issues. They've not thought of it as OUR blog but their blog. I was merely "allowed" to contribute to it, even though I created it.

She's also behind a lot of the anti-bob, fujoshit, and other such shitposts. I have Skype logs to this point.

Eventually you'll see her whine that "Oh he's unstable!" What you don't see is her whining for 3 hours about how emotional she is and how anything bad that happens with the Blog makes her book sales go down.

I'm not shitting you either. This is all because she doesn't want to hurt her publishing image.

>>13056433
No for once you can blame LDR solely for this. If I was that much of a faggot again I'dve done it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056434
how else is the government gonna make use of creatures who only exist to rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056432
Yeah, these days you need to be tsundere towards Monster Girls. Like Edge-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056426
Hopefully he doesn't have a missing pinky.
>>13056428
>when the teacher is trying to help you and maybe get an opportunity to take deep whiffs of your scent
Is she also clingy and possessive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056434
>Group becomes pilots for the airforce.
>Call signs are all Faggot Cat 1-14
>Can just teleport away if things get hairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056436
10 liters of kittens = 10 liters of cum you put into your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056423

Cause ELH is a paranoid fuck that sees plots and conspiracies everywhere.

The iirc was doing its general circle jerk when all of a sudden ELH appears and goes, "i know you were all taking shit about me, and i dont play games" and what have you. Next thing you know bans everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056443
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056440
Nobody. Fucking. Cares.

Just shut the fuck up and have your vagina throb somewhere else.

>>13056447
Go away, you are shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056410

Its all going to turn out badly in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056428
But anon, if she dresses like a whore she's gonna get treated like one.

She needs to look like a proper lady so she can find a proper husband (Assuming she doesn't just gank a kid from the class)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056447

Oh man please tell me this is a joke

This is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056439
Well I don't want nothing to do with your ghetto bullshit. This is not fun at all anymore.
>>13056444
Clingy yes, but she's too insecure to get possessive until she has gotten to the point she can "mark" you as hers.
No waterworks involved. Unless, you know. You're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056440
If this is true, then both of you are massive faggots.
If you are lying, then you are the biggest faggot to ever grace these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056440
Dude, we don't care.
You banned someone, make another blog and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056440
You've been known to be extremely unstable and react very poorly in the past.

Unless you pony up proof, most people aren't going to believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056457
I'm not even from the ghetto anon, I just don't have a sunshine view of the world and school from the shit I've seen in my country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056448
The guy who talks about killing and beating up Monster Girls, saying he hates them while calling everyone else faggots.

When asked why he even comes to Monster Girl threads he says he doesn't know, that he just wants to be with Monster Girls.

Textbook Tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056446
I'm gonna need to buy some Manticore venom for this.

Or Girtablilu venom.


Or both.

She's gonna look pregnant when I'm done.

Faggot Cat platoon shall happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056466
Well I do from what I've seen in mine. I'll just stick to my world, it's a happier place than yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056463
>>13056458

Proof: http://pastebin.com/rGibEYNr

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056440

>"LDR has MAJOR trust issues"
>immediately start spouting off her personal secrets and trying to smear her and posting personal chat logs

Oh yeah sure, I wonder why she has trust issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056468
You mean the guy who just wants MGs as a one night stand?

I don't think that's tsundere anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056474
I may sound /pol/, but don't be surprised if America goes through another civil war or revolution somewhere in the next few decades. Things are ugly here, and very few people are content with the way things are.

Anyways, lets talk about synthetic monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056481

Look ok but can't give me daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056475
I'm going to need you to explain to me what all of this has to do with monster girls.
Is this a story and these LDR and ELH people are characters in the story fighting over one human man? Because this doesn't sound like monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056481
Oh jesus christ kill it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056475
I don't even... what is this supposed to prove exactly?
>>13056481
>civil war
Please don't, we need you to stay stronk so all the weaker assholes stay put.
Now, as for synthetic MGs, how about a Slime Girl made out of nanomachines? That would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056490
>>13056485
But she was made to love you anon, just because she hasn't finished being built yet doesn't mean she can't feel the pain of rejection...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056475
All I see from this is further proof that ELH is a paranoid dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056487
Don't know.

How many daugterus are enough for you anon?

>>13056494
I'll take her in anon. It just means we have to adopt.

I want her to have her own daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056497

Nice try LDR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056494
Oh she'll feel the pain of a bullet if she goes near me.

Fuck spiders oh my god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056440
Am I the only one who mainly lurks to read pastebins and doesnt give a shit about who has the biggest autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW have a dream involving Werebat nee-san
>TFW snuggling next to her watching movies on the TV, eating sliced fruits like guavas, apples, and somesuch
>TFW she pops the question of having a girlfriend
>TFW she makes a joke about how it'd be fine doing her since she's an adopted onee-san, creepy long fingers and arm webs and all
>TFW squeaking, chirping cuddle sex on the couch with Werebat onee-san
>TFW waking up cold in -5 F wind chill and alone, so alone

Goddamnit all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056499
>somebody talks bad about the faggot
>"obviously they could only be LDR"
You're not even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056501
Nope.

I lurk quite a bit when I'm not posting about milk

I don't follow the drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056503
>TFW waking up cold in -5 F wind chill and alone, so alone
Wait, you woke up outside? Were you sleep-walking, or are you a hobo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056505
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056506

My bedroom has actually really fucked up ventilation, so the wind outside could penetrate through the cracks in the window and force me under two mink blankets, a few Marine poncho liners, and a cold body that needs to be warmed with love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056509
Maybe I am anon.

Or maybe I just enjoy spreading the glories of dairy to all monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056498
>How many daugterus are enough for you anon?

A whole litter, and they're all nearly identical.
And I'm the only one who can reliably tell them apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>LDR writes monster girls for money
top fucking kek

leonadreishblogspotcom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056510
Oh. I've got the same problem with my windows. My room is several degrees colder than the rest of the house. I let it stay that way on purpose though, feels better to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056515
And this is like, breaking news to you? If I could write actual books about this shit, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056515
We've known about that for many months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056516

The fucked up thing is that I used to love the cold, but recently it feels as though my resistance to it has gone down significantly. So either i'm being haunted by an actual MG like a Yuki-Onna or Valentine's Day really fucked me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056521
The former is highly unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

Sweet dreams, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056503

That's kinda sad, man. But at least Morpheus stil grants you wonderful dreams.

Do you know what I see when I sleep? Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13055528
Someone should mail this to him, just for the lulz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056530
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come on anon, let's sink some boatsluts! It'll be fun! Maybe we could start a maritime legend about a new sea monster or some shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056515
This image applies.>>13054183

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056522

A neckbeard can dream.

I really need to shave.

>>13056515

>Making fun of somebody for being able to make profit on something they're actually good at

I bet you're one of those little pricks who hates on successful people like Steve Jobs because they managed to have a vision and carry it out.

Grow the fuck up m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056534

Yo, sis, I'm human. I got lungs and shit, nah'mean? I'm gonna fuckin' drown if I stay underwater for more than 60 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056534
She's so excited, I can't say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056529
I feel you. I used to have super vivid dreams when I was younger and had a normal sleep schedule, but ever since I got older I have dreamed less and less.
I just wanna lucid dream once and talk to my subconscious goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056534
Eh, I prefer the Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056552

I did that once and it was awful.

"I am a Shadow. The true self!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056552
Lucid dreaming isn't all it's cracked up to be. I usually end up raping someone and feeling bad about it when I wake up. Is it okay just because they're not real? I don't think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056515
If I could get away with writing for money I would do it, and I'm sure a good 80% of all writefags would.
How is this news?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056526
Is that grape juice or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056558
It's probably just ELH, stirring up the stew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056529
>>13056552

>Envying me because of lucid dreaming

Yet if you faggots knew half of the stuff I dreamt about, you'd know why I don't write more. Some of the freaky sex shit in dreams has led to questionable fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056440
ELH BTFO
L
H
B
T
F
O

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056557
Actually anon, every single person you see in your dreams is a person you saw in real life at one point or another, even if you don't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056560

Jesus Christ

The
guy
is
FOKING
DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056569
Nah, she's just vomiting LSD bile like that chick from ME! ME! ME!.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056567
The dream people aren't the people they're based on, they're just dreams. I still feel like it's wrong, I mean, I did something horrible just because I could get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056560
Its pussy juice, its colored like that because she's a demon.
>>13056569
Well yeah she's a demon so she's already dead, he is literally fucking a dead woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056542
It's okay brah, I can become your personal air tank.

>>13056555

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056569
I think he's alive, even if it's just the throes of death - his fingers are really rigid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056569
>>13056560

It's supposed to be a visual representation of sleep paralysis. Like some kind of sleep demon who paralyzes you while you're in your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056578
She's getting pregnant right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056563
Whatever, they are both faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056576
As would most people. It's simply the human condition anon, why do you think we are portrayed as the bad guys in so many modern sci-fi stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056584
Because the people writing them want to be "different"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056580

Ah, sleep paralysis. It's so scary but so exciting at the same time. I always "fight" my own body into moving again when I wake up like that. It's fun, especially when I win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056583
Dunno, she's not the one throwing a hissy fit because the blog wasn't sucking Bob's futadick. I'd say he's solidly a good three OPs up the faggot scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056578
>100% pure health
I hope she likes headpats and cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056578
I am now initiating cuddling protocol.

This protocol will not stop until she is a blushing, happy mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056580
Am I supposed to want to have sex with sleep paralysis? I feel like I'm getting mixed signals here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054232
>Hinezumi.
God choice. Probably keeping it. I'll reroll though just for curiosity.
>The Demon Lord
Wow.
I'll go for the hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056585
More like we have become so obsessed with how we are so "horrible" in recent years. With the amount of people getting bleeding hearts over, MUH CORPORATE GREED, or MUH GLOBAL WURMING, there are plenty of stories that paint humans in a bad light for being too greedy or "barbaric".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056594
Maybe? The whole thing about sleep paralysis is that it's fucking terrifying.

But here it is represented as a sexy demon vomiting ink-colored bile all over you as she straddles you.

I think you should be scaroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056596
>GLOBAL WURMING
How is that a bad thing? I mean it's our fault for not using condoms, but come one, those things are adorable from hatchling to reality warper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056599
>>13056594
It's not true sleep paralysis, there aren't shadow people screaming in your ear.
Had to deal with that shit one time, for some reason got chewed out for not doing my best in gym class, no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056578
>That health
>Them hips and thighs
Did they purposefully design the Enemy Vessels to be more visually appealing than the boatsluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056599
I want to cuddle her so she can't escape into the night, then make her help me wash my sheets in the morning.
Then impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056604
I don't know but I'd build a fleet with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Say, Anons, would you help another Anon find a waifu to call his own if he were still single by the time you found yours? Would you help a Monstergirl husbando forcefully if necessary your friend if he doesn't take the initiative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056604
>>13056604
>>13056578

>Shinkai-kasen
>HEALTH

http://i.imgur.com/Ua4CAqK.jpg

Why are they so impregnable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056611
Nope, I'm staying out of that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056475
Any idiot can see this doesnt prove anything. Its select pieces that look implicated when it could of just been quotes about someone else, let alone its not literal skype screenshots and are easily tamperable.

Show both sides of the argument or that "proof" means fuck all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056611
I mean, I'd kick a guy off a cliff into a pit full of rape snakes if that's what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056611
Nah, none of my friends would be very into it, and I'm not Traitor-kun, so not happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056611
Depends on the girl.
Ryu or something top tier? Yes.
Succuslut, Matango, Parasite slime? No.
>>13056618
We all know that ELH is just being a little bitch and trying to sockpuppet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056503
Suddenly reminded of my CC Arachne dream from a long while back. Was lost in some typical Japanese suburb with the identical roads/alleyways, then all of a sudden she's there. No aggression, no attack. She just suddenly moves to hug me, telling me that everything is going to be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056621

You're an idiot if you don't think there's sockpuppets on both side.

Just stay out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Human ejaculation point remains inconsistent.
>We must perform more tests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056635
I don't find little girls attractive, that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056620
>>13056619
>>13056615

So, you wouldn't be a bro wingman to a friend?

What if he never finds a girl he truly likes and falls into depression?

What if he ends up being taken in by the Order and possibly brainwashed into being your enemy?

What if he Alps?

What if he gets mindbroken by a shit tier monstergirl?

Is this really what you want, Walker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056637
Then she just needs some CC cakes and Hathor's milk.

That'll let her get you up and running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056641
My best bro is super religious, so monsters are a no-no. My other friends I have confidence could find something on their own, so no I won't become a Traitor-kun for you or them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056604
If Sailor moon can get away with it, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056641

Forcing someone to marry against their will is the shittiest thing you could do. You wouldn't force a human girl on a guy, so why would a monster be any better?

some of us actually like being alone and only come here to fap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056641
Don't you guilt trip me, it's not my fault he's too stupid to get a girlfriend.

He should git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056641
When i have the phrase "I want her to sit on my face" or "I want her to crush my head with her thighs" mentioned to me more than once I assume he would enjoy being kicked into a rape pit. Don't act like i don't know my bro.
Only the rapiest of the rapist in a rape pit, the Alpha rapist if you will, would win the resulting fight that breaks out in the rape pit. No sharing allowed. If he REALLY doesn't like it he can climb out during the brawl. I suppose a rape pit full of snakes that can't crush heads between their nonexistent legs might be a problem though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056646

I'm not really getting the "traitor" talk, is being a wingman a bad thing now?

>>13056653

Well, most monstergirls kind of already force themselves onto met. What if he needed help getting courage to approach an MG he's been eyeing up?

You wouldn't want him tobe kidnapped and raped by shady tailpussies and mushrooms in the streets right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056670
Forcing a human into a monster relationship isn't being a wingman Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056670

You could talk to him. If he says he doesn't want an MG or sees relationships as something to be avoided then you'd be a dick to force him into one anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>Werecat girl trying to get into the house
>Line all the doors with plastic water bottles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056670
Well if he was eying an MG, sure I'd help.

Especially since, surprisingly, in my group of friends, I'm one of two who can actually even talk to girls that well. And the other guy is bi and would likely Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056635
I really like that design. Not sure why.

Maybe it's because I like the idea of a cold, emotionless monstergirl using various techniques to make you cum over and over again simply to learn more? Ignoring your cries to stop and becoming more curious as they turn to moans and requests to keep going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056704
>uguuu~~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056710
>Insert ant joke here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056672
come quietly or the hordes will be unleashed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056704
>cold, emotionless monstergirl using various techniques to make you cum over and over again simply to learn more
That is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056715
Nyet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056721
>>13056704
Not gonna lie, Promstein and Chrome were two of the worst characters for me, mainly because of those traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056704
>>13056710
Fuck you guys, I do not need to see League right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056704

>Test subject seems to be observingmy figure incessantly
>According to information gathered from younger specimens, the optimal course of action is to observe subject in silence while muttering the word "stare" in the japanese language
>Vel'Kiza stares intently back at the man, leaning forward closer to him as he slowly leans back in reaction
>"J-...J-Jiiiii~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056147
Average MG is stronger than the average human. And there's a whole lot of MG in that army. In addition some part of that army still has discipiline and there are a bunch of baphomet generals and whatever in that army aswell.

And the worst part is that it's still an actual army, they are on the move. They attack and siege things, convert areas to their side etc. Who cares if the overturn rate is huge, they regain their lost numbers + more with every village they take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056736
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056728
TSM Beat CLG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056744
despite being far stronger, I'd place my bets on a block of pikemen over charging, unarmoured amazons any day.
What is the technology level anyways? early medieval, late to Renaissance, early modern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056237
worst part is that you can't even run. They take much longer to tire and most likely move way faster. Especially if they know that there's people on the run from them.

Your best bet would be to split up and hope that their scouts or army dont get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056747
HOW DO YOU THROW THAT FUCKING HARD JESUS FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056755
>Getting this bumboozled over E-Sports
One thing I will never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056704
>>13056721
>Disintegration has proven useless with this species. Will attempt more basic methods of experimentation.
>Subject is human male. 20 years of age.
>Places excessive importance on reproductive organ. Body scans show chemicals incited by this organ can affect lucidity and rational thought.
>As such, I will begin tests on this organ. Logs begin.
>In response to simple manipulation with hands, organ grew unexpectedly in size. Pursuing as first avenue of research.
>After 0.7 minutes of manipulating with hands, subject responded with minor squirming. Audible response detected but unintelligible.
>2.5 minutes. Audible responses have grown in volume and frequency, as have body movements. Most movements are focused around the waist and hip area. Tightening restraints to avoid damage to subject.
>3.8 minutes. Further increases in response. Occasional request from subject to increase intensity of manipulation. Request denied in order to keep parameters constant.
>4.7 minutes. Significant change in subject's state. Organ has released several doses of while fluid, after which it quickly shrunk down to original size.
>Subject is showing signs of exertion, sweat and heavy breathing. Further manipulation of organ with hand causes either no response or distress.
>Will process released fluid and allow subject rest. Will resume testing later with other implements.
>Log end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056744
> And the worst part is that it's still an actual army, they are on the move.
The WORST part is that they're an actual army that doesn't HAVE to move, as the monsters can make teleportation portals and the humans can't.

>>13056752
Looks to be early medieval, although people do keep claiming that "KC's Twitter once said there was gunpowder". Right after they said "My Dad works at nintendo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056752
MGE Standard is Early Medieval, but with "Magitek" Advances, so think standard Final Fantasy or some such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056755
LoL a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056762
From KC's 3rd English Q&A Batch.

>Q8. What is technological level in MGE like? Is there steam power, gunpowder other things?

>A: It is very difficult question to answer. I want to leave it to your imagination as long as possible, so I will not make it clear, but steam power and gunpowder are already exist, and research makes progress. However, magic-related technologies which don't exist in our world have made more progress, and reseaches of "Magitek machines" (contraption combined with magic) are also ongoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056752
>I'd place my bets on a block of pikemen over charging, unarmoured amazons any day
Depending on the time frame in the setting, it's entirely possible all the good, disciplined soldiers have already been taken out of commission. Still, they would likely inflict a few casualties/fatalities before the Amazons take them out for some proactive dating or break their ranks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056772
MG Atma/Ultima Weapon when?

All joking aside, I wonder how owl girls would look...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056772
Well I'll be damned. Gunpowder is a thing. Clearly not that common, or humanity would have won a lot more frequently than 'basically never', though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056772
So Magitek is a work in progress at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056790
If Gunpowder exists, one can only assume Magic and/or Magitek shields which can block bullets do as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056775
>>13056772
Speaking of fantasy universes and strategy, who here is excited about the Warhammer: Total War game that Creative Assembly is making?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056761
moreplz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056764
That explains the plate
Now I'm picturing order knights as looking like this

>>13056790
Don't they frequently besiege the demon lord's castle? they gotta be doing something right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056800
>Don't they frequently besiege the demon lord's castle? they gotta be doing something right.
I don't think they've won a single battle in canon. They basically march up to the castle and get picked up by the powerful monsters seeing the army as carry-out husbando .

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056798
I don't know. TW:ROME 2 was a real cockup, and smashed my hopes after Shogun 2, especially with the new and kind of shitty expansion. I'm going to remain cautiously optimistic and hope that Skaven are a playable faction instead of just barbarians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056794
Judging by the language used, I'd say that it's been developed enough to create a very different sort of technological climate as compared to Historical Medieval Times, but as with anything is still being advanced and improved.

To use an example coming to my mind, the difference between the Garleans and the Allagans in FFXIV. Despite the setting at large being medieval with some magical touches, the Garleans make much more extensive use of gunpowder, airships, and even radio communicators, than any other society of the time. The Allagans, meanwhile, were advanced to such a point as to have mastered solar collection technology, and even the capacity to create artificial satellites and interdimensional portals.

Technology will always start somewhere, and will always be able to advance further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056805
Recent evidence suggests the canon interpretation of the Order, is that of Saturday morning cartoon villains who's plans backfire more often than not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056752
I'm sure their army takes casualties, but in the end they win. Besides, problem here is more than just charging amazons. It's a mix of MGs which is part of what makes it so dangerous. There's going to be lots of charm spells thrown around, airborne targets and monster relying on pure strenght. Any formation is going to break fast due to the clusterfuck things going on.

And who says it's not going to be a Wurm screaming "husband" at the top of her lungs running into a formation of pikemen like a bowling ball to pick and drag off the male that looked at her for a second too long.

All the rest of the MG have to do is to pick up a male they like.

Honestly it's guesswork anyway. especially with: >>13056772

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056805
>I don't think they've won a single battle in canon.
It might not have been a pitched battle, but we do know that the Order kills enough mgs that Sasha felt compelled to build a monster orphanage.
The monsters broke out and raped all the lolis and shotas in the vicinity. Inevitably

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056808
I suspect they will be included. Warhammer doesn't have enough factions for them to limit it to humans only.
I for one welcome our new necromancer overlords, and hope to contribute my skeleton to their mighty army's cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056810
>FFXIV
I don't know why, but I've often compared the MGE to Ivalice for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056821
Now you're making me wonder how many unmarried MGs there are, because brute force tactics historically are not very effective against disciplined armies without a massive lead in numbers.
Of course, this is ignoring stuff like magic and the WTFTOUGH monsters like Ushi-Oni and Wurms, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056832
Yeah, but you gotta figure that MGs like Ushi-Oni would be out of the fight after they got their hands on a man they liked.
Kinda hard to fight when you are busy fusing your pelvises on an atomic level.
>Captcha, nnyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056832
Stick enough arrows in something and it'll die, I doubt wurms and Ushis are an exception.
Ushi-onis only attack small villages in Zipangu anyways and aren't part of the army, and the front part of a wurm is unarmored and vulnerable to stabby bits.
I don't like talking about killing MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056832
Well, married MGs will still go out into combat if need-be, though of course they wouldn't seduce and ravage any enemies they take down. Rather, they'd likely capture them instead.

I'm now picturing the Demon Lord's dungeon as being like a shopping mall for single army gals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056832
Well think of it this way:

MGs only birth other MGs, so every single MG that gets born will want a male. In addition, since MG's are far more after sex, they will likely get pregnant far more often.

To even further that, MG's like wolfgirls, mice and such probably birth entire litters of MG.

Meanwhile human female probably don't birth that many children, and any human female crossing the path of MG will either get murdered on the spot or turned into an MG herself.

So yeah, i'd say that MG massively outnumber humans. There's going to be one hell of a lack of human males to go around. So no wonder that the demon army can easily afford a massive turnover rate and not bother to rely on tactics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056831

>Implying FFXII was the true Ivalice

Nomura can eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056840
Yeah, but there's about a 1-500 ratio of fired and hit arrows in most medieval battles, so you'd need some serious focus fire to bring down a regenerating spider horror, let alone a wurm.

Let's end this discussion, it's getting a bit /tg/-esque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056818
Pardon my autism in advance, but
> canon interpretation
A "canon" is a set of writings, e.g. the speaches of Cicero, the collected works of Shakespere, or in this case the Encyclopedias and World Guides of KC.
An "interpretation" is what a reader does by exercising his own judgement after reading that canon. Like deciding whether or not Lady Macbeth was a psycho, or if Druella Did Nothing Wrong.
A "canon interpretation" is an oxymoron, because the text can't tell you what to think about the text.

And now I go back to writing angel smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056851
>/tg/
Dammit, now I want to write an MGE army to my favorite miniatures game LOTR sbg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056842
I agree with MOST of that, but will just point out that although, as you say, MGs are far more after sex, it straight-up says in the world guide that their fertility is in the toilet so the monster birth rate is actually quite low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056800
laying siege to the demon lords castle is a pretty stupid tactic anyway, since all the soldiers will gradually turn into succubi and incubi from mana corrosion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056842
>MGs only birth other MGs,
This is where headcanon comes into play.

I tend to build worlds beyond waifuism and try to have a tiny bit of 'realism,' so I tend to view monsterboys (shock and horror!) as a thing that happens. Though I do tend to constantly lean on the side that MGs are more common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056861
>so I tend to view monsterboys (shock and horror!) as a thing that happens. Though I do tend to constantly lean on the side that MGs are more common.
That's you, isn't it Bob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056861
>monsterboys
>still have the instinct to go fuck men
>lots of traps getting it in the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056861

Fuck off LDR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056761
>>13056799
This could either go very good or very bad very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

So Sirens are supposed to be music idols right?

What genres of music does this branch out into? Are they exclusively Pop music? Or are they all across the board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056893
j-pop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056893
Thunderbird rockers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056876
ELH please contain your butthurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056893
I don't see why they wouldn't try different genres and mediums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056861

It's hilarious how people can say things like this and think it's somehow unique or creative when it's taking a step backwards to the generic DnD roots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056861
>Monsterboys
Ah, so original. Not like D&D at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056861
>Monster Girl Thread

>"Hey Guys! I like monster boys and girls"

Please go.

Your just going to try and start up a shit storm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056907

Is it wrong that I want to fuck a Gandharva in a room full of persian pillows overflowing with the smell of burning incense, just dicking her while listening to her pluck on her lute/sitar and matching my strokes to the music's rhythm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056933
Absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056925
>Triggered.
He said headcanon, keep you panties on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056933
Only if its wrong for me to give her holstaur milk until her breasts get in the way of the lute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056940
Christ, what is it with you people and your fucking milk? Does every post about a waifu need 'and then i'll give her some milk till she can't stand up' as a reply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056907

Still waiting on that drawing of a spooked Grizzly girl being chased by an angry Lich dressed as Gruntilda Winkybunion, and the Grandharva in the Grizzly's backpack mocks and insults the Lich all the while.

Yes, Banjo Kazooie references.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056936

But anon, you don't get it. I want to make a game out of having sex with her while she plays melodies so that her rapture is timed perfectly with the climax of the song

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056946

Nah,

Can always switch it up to Loli cookies if you prefer.

Nothing cuter than a harpy trying to play a sitar twice her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056940
>>13056946
Increasing MGs cup-size until it becomes legitimately disadvantageous to her job is glorious. Some guy posted months back about making his harpy wife so busty she couldn't fly, and I told him to fucking become my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056878
I don't see how it could go badly. Unless you're thinking she's going to start brutalizing your dick.

Okay, yeah, it could go horribly. But I still wanna try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056958

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP1fFPjZoes

>TFW Sitar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056958
>>13056965
But you never fucking will, because it's always about the fucking milk and being 'healthy'. Wow, you like breasts larger than statistically average! Nobody cares! This is a thread about monstergirls, not exclusively big-titted girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056971
Yep, I think of that show every time I see the new harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056972
>This is a thread about monstergirls, not exclusively big-titted girls!
No one ever said it was cockgobbler. Anyways, nothing prevented you from bringing up a different topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056965
My comrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056972

If only Shotafags got the message too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056972
I could tell you to fuck off and desist with the "stop liking what I don't like", but many of my own fetishes have been crowded out of the thread by precisely such behavior.
So fine, I'll try to control my cowtit lust and give you a DFC as a peace offering.
Variety, spice of life, and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056993
I want to take her.

Strap her to a chair and give her hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056987
And that topic would quickly be followed up with 'AND THEN I GIVE HER SOME MIELK SO SHE GOT BIG BOUNCY TITTEYZ' because that's the reply to every single waifu discussion.

>>13056992
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057002
Meh, I can cool it.

A loli is fine too every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

Polite reminder to delete your reaction images, let's not have a repeat of last thread. /jp/ seems to have normalized, i.e. we're slow as fuck again and lingering without images is ass.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057009
You posted that before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057009
Get out of here fox, before I spank your butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057014
Oh? Did I?
All artwork in these threads has been recycled countless times, but if it's been posted elsewhere in this thread I'll delete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057015
Don't spank the fox booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057020
Fine,

I can just scratch behind her ears until she is squirming and whining with need.

Then I'll just set her down on my bed and let her take a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057020
What are you gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057008

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057020
No, my brat daughteru needs to be spanked when she misbehaves, or she'll become as lewd and smug as her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057027

>Spoiler

You fucking monster.

You forgot to tuck her in and give her a few headpats before turning off the light and leaving quietly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057037
Negative reinforcement and physical punishment teach your daughteru that it's okay to use violence to solve a problem or dispute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057032
Foxes are too high class for that.

It's like spanking a wight, don't be a peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057038
I can't bully or punish her the normal way so I just need to find out new ways.

I may even brush her tail in the bathroom with a brush, telling her how nice it's coat is.

And then, when she turns to me with wet eyes and hot breaths, I'll leave the room so she can get dressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057039
>Not using violence to solve every problem or dispute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057040
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I don't want to write, yell at me so I get some motivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057053
Git gud faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057053
Stop being a fucking faggot and get words on paper. Edit it later. Start typing. Don't stop till words come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057040
Don't you know the high class loves to get dirty. I'd rather be an interesting peasant than a high class bore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057040
But that's just it, you bring them down to your level, belittling them with every spank of their upper-class booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057053

Don't be like me and become hated because you don't write, or you write poorly. So write, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057053
Get writing you Lovely person.

Do it before I encourage you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057040
>Not spanking your Wight Waifu in the comfort of your own bedroom
>Not giving dat ass a good smack when she bends over your bed, wiggling her rear at you enticingly
>Not getting spanked yourself at the same time by dem etherial claws.

[Anonymous No.]

is there a 100% save for mgq that has all three parts? So far im only finding a part 1 or a part 3 save and not one for the whole game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057033
Any particular reason you posted that outside of being a cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057065
Nobody touches nor looks at my ass.

Fucking nobody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057066
Try asking the mgqg in /vg/ - assuming it still exists, anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057008
Out of curiosity how do i delete just the image and not the whole post?

[Anonymous No.]

Shame my foxgirl folder is so small. 80% of it is Dakini or Ran.


>>13057070
>denying your waifu a chance to look at your choice butt
It's like you don't want to be ogled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057075
anon you need more kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057053

JESUS CHRIST!

WHAT IS YOU, SOME KIND OF GODDAMN HIPPIE FAGGOT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

DEVIL DOG, WHY IS YOUR WRITING SCHEDULE OUT OF REGULATION?!

I DON'T CARE IF YOUR LAZY ASS HAS A SUCKING CHEST WOUND, YOU WILL NOT TRAIPSE AROUND IN THE THREAD WITH YOUR MONSTERGIRL STORIES HANGING OUT!

MIGHT JUST NJP ALL YOUR ASSES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057073
Go down to 'delete post' and make sure to check the file only box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057065
>Not kissing a trail down her neck, listening to her moan exquisitely as you grope her breasts.

>Not teasing her drenched womanhood as you lightly nibble an ear and whisper sweet nothings.

>Not pretending to hear the doorbell ring and sprint from the room. Leaving her on edge while you walk around the lower levels of the manse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057075
I want nobody looking at my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057073
Click the box in the upper left of your post, click file only at the bottom right of the thread and hit delete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057053
You're a worthless faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057082
>being so frightened of your waifu looking at your butt
Jeez, you get to ogle her but she can't look at you?

>>13057078
Yeah, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057073
Also, the thing freaks out if you do it too soon. Just do it at the 10 min. mark, unless you're a fan of reloading the thread a few times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057087
Exactly.

Nobody looks at my ass, but I can look at hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057096
That... seems wrong, somehow.

Do you not trust her? Why exactly are you so worried about her admiring your physique?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057075
>You will never hike through a thick forest for 3 days and discover an isolated shrine, tended to by several Kitsune Shrine Maidens.
>All of them flirting with you, offering to prepare you a bath so they can get you undressed, along with preparing delicious food.
>Your bed is prepared alongside all of theirs, in the center of the large shared bedroom.
>As the days go on, they get more and more determined to get into your pants.
>You will never have Kistune Shrine Maidens all over your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057096
Can't she look at her husband's cute butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>Teaching Wurm daughteru how to fight
>Tell her to put on gloves
>"No, Dad! I need to experience this to the fullest!"
>Okay, I let her go bare fisted
>Ring the bell
>OH GOD THE PAIN
>SHE'S COMBOING ME LIKE SOME VETERAN FIGHTING GAME PLAYER
>I tell her to wait and let me put a helmet on for protection
>"No, Dad! Only Mom gets to wear helmets!"
>She continues relentlessly punching me like a punching bag
>After numerous hours she finally ends this by ringing the bell
>I'm noting but a bag of broken bones by then
>Chances are I got 60 years beaten out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057081
All this is good too.

>>13057096
>This double standard
>Not wanting your waifu to ogle you
Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057103
>You will never hike through a thick forest for 3 days and discover an isolated shrine, tended to by several Kitsune Shrine Maidens.
>All of them flirting with you, offering to prepare you a bath so they can get you undressed, along with preparing delicious food.
>"Sorry, ladies. Gotta finish my hike."

Getting swole > Random kitsune strangers hidden in the middle of a forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057101
I just don't like being looked at in general, gives me the creeps.

>>13057104
Not one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057103
yes/10

>>13057115
/fit/ pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057115
Oh, they'll help you get swole alright...
>>13057117
That's a serious double standard there, anon. Might want to actually see a therapist about that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057117
You don't want your wife to look you over with lustful eyes and occasionally grabbing the best bits? While she whispers cheesy pick-up lines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057115
>You'll never become confused, after hours of hiking you just end up back at the shrine.
>You look at your map and scratch your head, must have gone around in a circle.
>Pull out your compass and make sure to stay on track.
>Back at the shrine.
>When you ask the Kitsunes they just go 'Fufufu~ I guess your compass must be broken~'

I don't think they'll just let a man go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057127
>Spoiler
That's a recipe for boner-killing.
Followed by laughing together with her at how silly it was, then cuddling up together, kissing and sharing in each other's presence simply and happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057119
I want an arachne to radically misread why I go to the gym, spending the next year lifting until she has muscles that rival a professional weight lifter.

I want to watch her face to fall for a moment telling her that girls with her muscles aren't really my thing.

She never go home crying tears of joy because I said I'd give her a shot because she seems nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057127

>Apophis gooses your butt, giving you a wink
>Next thing you know you're waking up with your arms and legs bound by a stone statue as she strokes and massages your rock hard cock, licking at your rubbery glans and telling you to bear it like the two pump chump you are, since this is "training"
>Instead of giving you a look at her ass, she just holds her arms up and undulates her belly like a wave, your throat parching with the need to lick the snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057130
Obviously the only option left is to strike the earth, digging his way off the mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057130

Goddammit, something must be fucking with my bounds. I'll just walk back home before Iget too exhausted, then. At least I still remember the way back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057144
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057117
Sounding pretty paranoid right there. You're not me by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057146
Somehow I think that would still end with him just bursting through the floor of the shrine or something.

>>13057148
>anon falls down exhausted at the edge of the clearing, unable to find his way back
>giggling foxgirls drag him inside

[Anonymous No.]

I think my butt is pretty much my only good feature.
I'd love for my MG waifu to always be sneaking a peak and hankering for a little grope all the tme, always reaching back for it when we kiss and letting her nails graze down it.

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>13056066
>>13056176
I'm workin' on it. Give me another couple days, tops. I got some RL stuff to do and then I can get back to writing. I also need to finish writing the last few pieces of info for this magic item. Perhaps it's weird to use GURPS for storytelling, but I find it useful to make sure that everything operates within the confines of the same physical and magical rules.

On an unrelated note, I'm looking forward to the point in the story where this shield is explained. I'm actually rather proud of the simplicity of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057152
>/fit/ anon burst through the floor of the shrine to ara ara-ing fox girls.

>"Look who just popped up ladies, maybe we should let him rel-"

>"Knew I should've taken that left at Albuquerque"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057148
>>13057152
"I appreciate the invite, but I need to keep going..."
>"Ara ara~ young men these days. Always rushing around~ just rest here for the night. We don't mind."
>"We'll make you a hot meal and a warm bed, maybe a bath for those sore muscles~ There's a nice hot spring behind the shrine I can show you~"
"Alright, but I need to leave tomorrow morning."
>"Of course, don't worry, just relax~..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057152

Shit, now I'm being kidnapped by foxes.

Time for FOXDIE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057166
I'm sure you'll enjoy the affections of your captors, anon.
After all, it's been so long since a man wandered those woods...


>>13057161
>foxes grow gradually more irritated at Anon being harem-MC tier oblivious

[Anonymous No.]

Big butts or small butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057176
I need big to be sufficed.
Koneko has great hip and waist movement though, but Kuroka is superior
However I seem to have 0 images of her, how embarassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057176
>cunt?
who says small is Hitler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057176
Big

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057176
Either though I am more partial to large.

>>13057175
>Anon on the edge of a cliff.

>"Surely you don't need to do this? You can just stay in our house an-"

>"No! I cannot impose myself on ladies as fine as your selves."

>Jumps off the cliff, somehow smashes through the roof of their shrine and lands in a pile of pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057161
>A group of younger Kitsune Shrine Maidens stand in the doorway while /fit/ anon 'mires himself in front of a mirror in the bathhouse.
>They bite their lips or lick their lips as he poses.
>/fit/ anon is completely oblivious and asks one for a towel.
>They all trip over themselves to grab him a towel, ending up fight over one.
>By the time on finally grabs it and runs, /fit/ anon has already left, according to another maiden with a nosebleed, he said he'd just 'drip dry' and is now walking around the shrine nude.
>lewd gasps, 'Kyaa~'s and 'Ara ara~'s can be heard around the shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057186

I'd recognize that ass anywhere.

Would impregnate constantly 10/10 ass with the most moe hikki rapist of childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057200
Yea, I saw that one today.

she was 10/10 material

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057189

>"No! I cannot impose myself on ladies as fine as yourselves."
>Jumps off the cliff, somehow smashes through the roof of their shrine and faceplants into the ground, his legs still sticking up in the air
>Right inside the women's bath
>Full of Kitsunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057203

No you don't get it anon. I'd know her ass just from seeing it. She's got that much of an impregnable pair of delicious thighs and badonk-a-donk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057207
Whatever you say Snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057200
>>13057203
>>13057207
Anyone want to share sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057205
>The Kitsunes all do a mock 'Eeek a pervert!~' routine, acting like they had nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057213

http://i.imgur.com/XmEUbXZ.jpg

You're goddamned right i'm Snake given that each and every one of Dr. P's girls has an ass that i'd not only smack but whisper sweet nothings to, asking them to reveal their secrets to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057218
>Dr. P
Spats a best.
http://exhentai.org/g/757657/b03e93c724/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057228
God, why is the good doctor so good in drawing asses?
Why is the good doctor so good at drawing delicious spats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057176
Big hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057216
>Excuses himself from the roam to their moans of frustration.


>"Wait anon! What are you doing?"

>"Stretching of course!"

>"Stretching?" murmurs one, a sly look on her face "We've got just the spot for that."

>Leads him to a large room where the shrines foxes have move, clad in workout shirts and tight yoga pants.

>"Why don't you stretch with us?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057242
God that bitch looks so smug.

I'm gonna fuck her through a wall I swear to god, then I'll move on to a Cheshire. or a Manticore or maybe a Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057256

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu ever show off her powers, if she has any, to amuse you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057256

>Gonna fuck her through a wall

The next thing you know you're waking up to a Kunoichi nee-san hotdogging your dick between her delicious ass cheeks in her fundoshi acting like a medieval g-string

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057257
What can I say anon? Seeing a smug monster thinking she's above my dick puts me through a rut like no other, and the only thing that can calm me down is smug pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056510
Dude invest in some fucking sealer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057176

Big, fat, jiggly ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057256
But could you handle the smuglord herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057242
Loli's with big hips and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057284
I prefer older

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057284
>Those thighs
Damn
>>13057287
>Those thighs
>That midriff
Double damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057287
Maniacpaint has Zelda girls down to an artform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057282
I'll god damn try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057287
>>13057284
I would impregnate both

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057256
>He thinks he can fuck the smug ut of a Monster Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057300
with manticore and Girtablilu venom


I'm gonna go till you eyes roll and you're begging for more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057311
They'll do it smugly, anon.
You can't outsmug them, it just spreads to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057284
>>13057287
Both are marvelous.

>>13057294
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057316
that's quitters talk anon.

Than smug is coming out her in a way that involves my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057327
You're going to burn yourself, anon.
There are some things that just can't be fucked out of existence, and your dick feeds the smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057328
Please,

With those venom's I'm gonna keep going for a full two days.

Lets see how smug she is when shes pack so full of the white stuff that folks will think shes in the final term with octuplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057256
I'm sure she would love to see you try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057335
Pretty damn smug that she finally managed to get you in the baby trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057335
How smug will she be?
Unbelievably smug. You've given her smug material for the next nineteen years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057335
>cumflation

Good. Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057341
If all else fails I'll rip off her mask, grip her hands and give her a gentle kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057346
>>13057345
Oh?

Is that what you think?

Well, lets see how smug she is after giving birth to triplets after nine months and her proposal.


Is she gonna be that smug after three more such pregnancies and me raising our daughters into respectable girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057361
Of course.
And her daughters will merely help her amplify the smug via a series of smug reflectors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057370
>You will never see your daughteru pull a smug reflector on you with your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057341

Desperate times calls for desperate measures, I have no other choice if she forces my hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057370
Then Ill just need to keep going until I break her

[Anonymous No.]

Your toddler Jinko daughteru tries to give her best roar, only to make a cute squeal come out
What is the status of your heart after this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057405
I don't know. I'm waiting for the good doctor to give me my sitrep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057379
And then anon doubled the dosage and learned that lilim can stretch.


Like, really stretch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057379
Manticore venom, doppelganger potions and raging mushrooms for you, girtablilu venom and big ass pleasure runes for her. There.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057405
Exploded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057405
Stop.
My heart won't resist and I don't want to left an orphan daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057405
Fine, I don't give a shit.

Oh yeah it's cute, so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057417
She's just gonna be a cum balloon at that point.

An overly smug cum baloon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057430
Nah son, pleasure runes are not gonna let her keep being smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057445
Oh, she'll just be aheago-smug.

[Maritan No.]

>>13057335
Monsters can actually fuck for days, probably even worse for lilims, 2 days is hardly nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057449
Quadruple dosage and a raging mushroom.

Better hope my heart doesn't explode

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey there, ain't it a bit late to be strolling 'round this part of town?"

>"Hey now, don't go! I was askin', whats your rush? Come on, let me take you home. Oh, a bit nervous are we? Don't worry, these tentacles should help your nerves, they'll keep you nice and still..."

>"See? Isn't it better when you learn how to relax? Good boy, now come now. In fact, I do believe it's dreadfully late now. A cute little human boy such as yourself can't risk being up so late can he? No, not at all, let me take you to my home, it's just 'round the corner. I'll clean you up, feed you, why I bet I'll take such good care of you you ain't never want to leave!"

>"Oh, calm down! I can tell you're shy 'n humble, but I really don't mind! After all, it's a Monster Girl's duty to care for such weak human boys, isn't it? Now just relax while I take care of you from now on. I ain't takin' no for an answer."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057449
>probably even worse for lilims, 2 days is hardly nothing.
Didn't Alice and Luka have a 3 day mating session?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057447
There will be no smug.


>#01 Runes of Pleasure

>Target: Monsters Information: These are the magical seals that the Succubus and Dark Priest featured in this book engrave into their bodies. These exponentially amplify the pleasure received by the target with the runes engraved on her flesh, so they're mainly used by confident and highly capable monsters to enhance personal enjoyment of sex. A distinctive feature is that the increase in pleasure corresponds with the size of the area of the monster's body that is engraved with runes. The size used by the succubi is typical, and allows them to function in daily life and have sex normally, while enabling them to experience even greater pleasure. Those which cover half their body in runes, like the dark angel, do so because they have all but entirely abandoned daily life, being constantly engaged in sex. Monsters with that many runes experience sexual pleasure just from being patted on the head by a man, and stimulation of their ordinary erogenous zones fills their heads with a dizzying ecstasy. There probably isn't anyone willing to try it, but if one were to cover her entire body in runes, the pleasure would be so overwhelming that she'd almost climax just from a simple touch, to the extent that everything else but pleasure would be erased from her mind in that moment. Essentially, since demonic energy is needed to use them, they can only be used by monsters, and they're only engraved into the bodies of monsters. A human woman wouldn't be able to stand the pleasure induced by the runes, rather, the power and pleasure of a rune would cause her to transform into a crazed monster who thinks only of pleasure in the middle of the engraving process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057460
I'm already seduced. Please be gentle. or don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057470
>They're mainly used by confident and highly capable monsters to enhance personal enjoyment of sex.

Fool! They're mainly used BY the smug, because they're so smug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057460
>weak

Gee lady, you sure know how to flatter a man. Fuck off.

[Maritan No.]

>>13057469
Yeah, and monsters in mge, even normal ones are said to go on for days.
So I can't imagine anyone out fucking a lilim... Unless it's akazukin from tokyo red hood...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057480
>There probably isn't anyone willing to try it, but if one were to cover her entire body in runes, the pleasure would be so overwhelming that she'd almost climax just from a simple touch, to the extent that everything else but pleasure would be erased from her mind in that moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057487
The pleasure of being SMUG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057487
Yeah, but only ridiculous super-nymphos like Dark Angels ever do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057470

Further food for thought: Druella's considered "insane" for having a ton of them.

[Maritan No.]

>>13057506
Or druella.
She has a shit ton of runes on her clothes AND body, and the runes on the clothes work too, so she has double the dosage from the usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057510
And even then she's not COVERED in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057486
>I can't imagine anyone out fucking a lilim
Maybe German from Garo: Honoo no Kokuin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057518
> underboob tats
Now that is dedication to ink

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057506
The don't dark angels cover HALF their bodies. If you were to cover the entire body of the target in runes, along with the gitabluli venom, and you yourself were to ose with manticore venom and raging mushrooms, there is no doubt in my mind you will crush the smug. Doppelganger potions might not even be necessary, but if you're gonna break someone, break them good.

[Maritan No.]

>>13057518
She is, the rune on her clothes counts too according to setting, plus the runes under it on the body itself.
Even without the ones on her clothes, what she has is already considered an insane dosage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057518
>>13057516

I count 1 on her head, 1 on either shoulder, 1 on the top and bottom of each breast, one on either of her sides, and one under her belly button. There's probably more than that but that's already 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057518
>Needing runes in the first place
What a pleb.

[Maritan No.]

>>13057527
That's 11, not counting the runes also under her eyes, plus the ones on the clothes of her arms, maybe even under the clothes there too... but visible on flesh, 13 runes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057523
*They
*dose

[Anonymous No.]

MILK FOR THE MILK GOD

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never live in MG world where every day is a battle
>today it's getting food being blocked by 100 Banzai Beetles and their hydraulic press strong pincers.
>Tomorrow it's a 75 ft by 75 ft Wooly Mammoth
>Day after that it's the Oni girl from up on the mountain coming down for her weekly booze trip and the aftermath of her drinking a kiloliter of booze
>Following day a couple of Dragons are up to no good.
>Day after that you get beat up by some buff ass dudes who are pissed they only made it to 21 with their virginity intact.
>Eventually you hit 5000 battles in your entire lifetime
>You're literally untouchable, able to perform Akido, Jiujitsu, 3 forms of striking martial arts and 2 weapon martial arts on Grandmaster level, maybe even above that.
>Monster girls now fear you because you can trash even the smuggest of Lilims and Biggest of Onis
>You were just living life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057527
I just meant that there is still physically space for more, but even what she has is considered MADNESS.
Imagine what Amazonesses would be like if they hadn't bungled the copying process. Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057547
Milk sucks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057519
He is one smooth motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057460

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057519
That whole relationship made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
But then he had to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057547
Tits for the tit throne?

Or is it Dick for the Dick throne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057547
Remember, the more mooey a cow is, the more happy she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057557
He's finally filling the void that his waifu's agonizing and fiery death left him.
For that reason, Leon probably has several half-siblings.
>>13057564
They had to keep the suffering up and ensure that ZORO had a successor somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057573
That and whatever Mendoza's doing that made watchdog tell him to protect him
HOW is he alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057549

Those aren't poor copies of pleasure runes. They're a roadmap for your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057565
tits for the dick throne.

she has to keep her throne well nourished, so his erection can last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057548
>TFW you'll never become the MG world equivalent of One-Punch man.
>You've become insanely strong and fast from simply surviving life
>Nobody fucking believes you when you tell them how you got so strong.
It hurts anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057573
I would not be surprised in the slightest if that happened honestly. Dude's probably has a kid in almost every province!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057578
>HOW is he alive?
So he can act as another aspect of Leons character development until he is inevitably kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057595
>Leon's character development
She didn't have to die for his god damn character development god damn it! It's dust in my eyes, nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057563
>>13057585

Would you kindly >>13057008

[Anonymous No.]

Feel the eel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057637

Do it for real!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057637
Is this giantess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057637
>>13057641
>Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057641
I can't tell who is fucking who

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057637
Too big.

[Anonymous No.]

What got you interested in monster girls? I can trace it distinctly to FFIV and VI and its sexy sprites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057641
I have no idea what is going on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057637
>>13057641
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
I dunno, probably a game or a cartoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
That Yuki Onna in Rosario Vampire.

Either that or San from Princess Mononoke.
She's technically a monster girl right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057650
>>13057657
He's fucking her while she presses her boobs on his back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
It was probably Sailor Moon.
It was definitely Sailor Moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057663
Sailor Moon Crystal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
A number of factors which includes Bleu from Breath of Fire II, Ladydevimon from Digimon and my own rampant xenophilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
Grew up with mural of mermaids, nereids and other fantastic creatures in my town. As well as bedtime stories with MGs, it was inevitable.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get swole
>Get really swole
>Get super swole
>Become the swolest
>Doesn't matter because there are races of MG where even the weakest among them is stronger than a human could possibly be
What a sad life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057668
>LadyDevimon
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057668
>MGs =/= xenos

Nyet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
I just always liked monsters, and when I discovered MGE, it got me interested into monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057671
>Muh invincible monsters

It was only a matter of time I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057665
Oh, Anon...get outta here, you peesashit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057668
Ahh Bleu is definitely the source of my all consuming lamia lust. Thanks for the reminder!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057671
Traitor kun pls go. You aren't gonna stop the determined from standing on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057460
Any stories with Krakens?

The only one I've ever read is the short from MachineAnon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057679
I will never stop reminding you that Sailor Moon Crystal exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057678
>>13057681
What are you guys talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057684
Well, joke's on you, I never finished the original series all the way through.

I'll watch that instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057670
>Spoiler
This was the one for me.

>Orpheus going to hell for ghost waifu
>Dante and his angel waifu
>Banging Calypso in the Odyssey

Probably the earliest ones I remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057675
>Xenophily or xenophilia means an affection for unknown/foreign objects or peoples.
It means I'm attracted to things that are different from me.
In my case, I dig non-human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
2nd edition monsterous manual had some skimpily clad monster wifes.
>>13057663
Oh shit, Sailor Moon introduced me to slime girls now that I think about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057690
A shitstorm that happened last thread between people who think that monsters are always and never-not weaker than humans, and people who think that they are similar races that are rather similar in terms ofability, save for freaks of nature line Oni or Lilims

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/eHnrAR8.png

>TFW Werebat doesn't get any content
>Ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057720
I think I detect a hint of bias in this post.

Also a complete ignoring of the world guides.

[Anonymous No.]

Well we got ded. Let's put some life back in those veins.

The oldest object in your house becomes a monstergirl. Remember, however she was treated, she will return in kind. How fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057726
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
This bitch right here. When I was a little brat, I had a fascination with spooky games like the early RE's, Silent Hill, Siren, and of course, Fatal Frame.
Although Sae isn't yandere, she certainly got me into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057728
>my birth certificate

I mean I kinda have to take good care of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057726
>No fat-bottomed, tanktop sweater wearing, Werebat Onee-san with short fanned out hair to straddle you in your sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057720
So one side things the strongest human in the world wouldn't even be as strong as a dormouse, and the other side thinks a person could become stronger than a wurm or a kraken? Both sides sound silly at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057728
>a couch, a hundred years old
Well I think it would be coming to life automatically given it's age. It's old and a bit battered but we've done our best to put it back together and keep it safe in it's old age.

Still, it hasn't been sat on in years, so she'd probably be at MAXIMUM AROUSAL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057726
Didn't I see you last thread?
>>13057728
>Either a grandfather clock or one of a series of statuettes based on the Universal Horror monsters (Drac, Frank, Wolfie, Mummy)

Either way, they're tired of getting pissed on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057284

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
Terra in esper form made my pee pee feel funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057728

A coin...would it turn into a tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

Loen delivered us the reverse trap pharaoh and ect right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057756
Nope. I fear he may have left already...

Maybe he'll work on them, and deliver them when next he appears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057736
You left her all lone in some dusty old attic. Prepare for maximum cuddling.

>>13057747
You are so fucking fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057743
No, wurms and kraken fall under the freaks of nature category. The point of the discussion was that people didn't like how, as you said, people wouldn't even be able to be stronger than a dormouse at best.
For the most part it was a shitfest with people going back and forth per usual, but the main issue was whether or now humans even had a fighting chance in the slightest when it came to defending yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057760
Better not have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057740

>TFW Werebat onee-san giving you a slice of caramel apple made with Dormouse molasses
>TFW you can't move your body while she sleep rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057762
Great. Wouldn't be the first time today I got pissed on in a manner of speaking...

Sorry bout that. Goin' through some shit right now...

[Anonymous No.]

Your two favourite monstergirls are fighting for your love!

However, they are very possessive and would never share you with another girl. They want you to choose one of them to end this fight once for all.

Who are they and who's the lucky one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057736
>Anon, you've protected me all your life, I know you better than anyone, we are one and the same. Now, let me show you how much you mean to me

Congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057772
>sleep rape
That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
Wurm, don't care about any other so none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057781

Please Nyan,

Leave the poor dormice alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057750
Best hentai artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057119
Not >>13057115 but

Do you not like natty gains or something brah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
Kikimora vs. Holstaur

Can the hip breaking hips break the timid feather duster, or will Miss Kate sweep away the competition? Let the milk and feathers fly tonight...on Sick Sad World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057767
Seeing a Lich dressed as Dark Samus while that phylactery thing is stylized after Metroid Prime wouldn't look bad at all.
>>13057789
I am not he.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057755
>You never spent me. Never used me, like all the others. Instead, you cleaned me, polished me, you would twirl me between your fingers and look upon me for hours. And that time, they tried to sell me, you told them how precious I was to you, I wanted to melt. Why? Why are you so... Why did you make me love you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057795
Lich Daria. Only thing I can picture her being, apathetic as she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
I can't do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057755
Is there an English translation of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057798
>Dark Samus Lich
>Ridiculous acrobatics
>Dark Echo copies
>Won't die unless you destroy that one thing
God help you on hyper mode difficulty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
>Implying I can't make them share.

It's all or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057191
Meanwhile in /fit/ anons head
>Where is the mutant mass I brought, I need my four scoops.
>What's with all these girls here, they look like they don't even lift 2 plate.
>I'm walking too much, I'm gonna loose all my gains.
>I wonder if I could find a gymalp here. no-homo.
>My lats aren't joocy enough.
>tfw when no gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057808
You. You my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057802
Either that, or a Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ

I know this is late but I just read this and I don't know why but it's insanely erotic and amazing. I've always loved Onee-sans and while everything in this story should disgust me, it oddly doesn't. I've already fapped to it twice, going on three now.

Thank you whoever wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
>Holstaurus vs Arachne

I guess it could work in my favor if the Arachne ended up being a friendly teacher type who taught me rope bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
Forgot something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057824
>Onee-sans
Ewwww
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057838
That's hardly the grossest thing about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057838
yur gross. Onee-sans a love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057828
I would of course use those skills to tie up my loving Holstaurus waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057838
You wot m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Darling, would you like to hold her?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057824
Harblador wrote it.
>>13057838
You're gross. Monster Onee-sans are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057838
I do not agree with your statement but respect your opinion.

I want an Oni Imotou who is six and a half feet tall and could bench press a car but still acts like a little girl, asking me for head-pats and being sickeningly sweet.

>Ne Ne! Anon! Want to go to the movie with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057847
No, cows are stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057852
Who let the fag in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057847
>Hold baby holst, she reaches out and grabs my nose

I don't think my heart could take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057847
>You'll never hold your newborn monster daughteru

Why go on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057856
>moos while poking and grabbing your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057847
No, get away from me strange lady.

Where is my box of werekittens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057847
>Eyes are different colors

Either my head isn't where it's supposed to be, or something isn't right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057867
You realize kids aren't clones of their parents, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057865
>Fall asleep on couch, werekitten daughterus sprawled all over you. Purring as they sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057867
Are you one of those people who freak out if their daughteru doesn't 100% look like their waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057868
For example, two parents can make a ginger kid if they carry the ginger gene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057868
>>13057873
Yep. Definitely the former.

Disregard my idiocy, gents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
>Holstaur and Yeti
Thanks to Loen and science I don't have to choose. Though Hobgoblin and Weresheep come in close second. Maybe we could make a chimerea of soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057881
Alrighty then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057882
Now, If only she had floppy, fluffy cow ears and horns...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
>Dragon and Hobgoblin

>Go both

>I sit in dragons lap while hobgoblin sits in my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057847
I just want this to be my life more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057891
We need this to be colored, remember she's, as that one anon put it, DELICIOUS FUCKING BROWN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057867
NETORARE
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[Anonymous No.]

>>13057824
How'd you stumble across it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057728
>20 year old book
Probably yandere since she wasn't opened in like 3 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057893
More than being adopted into a loving Holst family and having them spoil you and eventually falling in love with one of them and making numerous Holst daughterus who happily moo when you tickle their stomachs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057894
As you wish...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057896
Was waiting for someone to say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057899
But that could go along perfectly with the picture, with it being a few years later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057898

>tfw I have 100+ year old books on my shelves

How is 20 your oldest? I got Stephen King stuff that cracks 30 easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057762
I'd imagine the birth certificate would be more of a motheru than a wife to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057901
I'm glad I didn't disappoint you, my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057905
Or you could imagine a group family photo with you, your waifu, your Holst motheru, Sisteru, Aunteru, and your numerous daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
>Mantis and Kunoichi

Fuck my life, this is gonna be hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057909
And my father-in-law with the bone crushing handshake and gaze that makes you fear for your life should you harm his family. I want to become that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057911
Have them assassinate a specific target.
The one who does it first wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057914
>The target is your virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057913
What is this, Armstrong family with Holstaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057906
Bruh I moved to another country that's overseas+ constant moving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057900
Maybe with either purple or white hair? What do other anons think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057919
>Moving all the time

I'm too much of a collector. I think that lifestyle would kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057914
>assassinate
You know that "assassinate" in MGE means "take as husbando"?
Though it's pretty good way to get rid of one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057917
>Your virginity
>Not your neighbor's annoying pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057918
Yes.
>>13057923
White for now, no reason there would be purple in there since its a combination of Holstaur and Yeit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057927
>Take as husband
So Kunoichi are the worst fucking assassins then.
You can only use them once, and chances are the feudal lord will still continue his attack with renewed vigor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057925
Me too man. Had to move all the time, so I had to sell most of my books

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057929
>The father rips off his clothing and begins flexing in a manner that could scare a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057936
>All while still looking positively smashing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057929
I'm perfectly okay with white honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057932
>You can only use them once,
Well, yeah, their profile says so.

> chances are the feudal lord will still continue his attack with renewed vigor.
Nah, MAMONO MANA fully mindbreaks their target. And I think it's much better to get full control of your enemy than just kill them.
So they are pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
>Anubis
>Dragon
Ultimately, I would probably choose Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057932
You didn't read the profile, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057923
>>13057929
I was gonna go with white and a little black inbetween, since it's a fusion..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057932
> So Kunoichi are the worst fucking assassins then. You can only use them once
Yeah, I always thought that was high-level bullshit. I headcanon that kunoichi get sent on a whole bunch of rape-missions before they're finally given their big "deep cover" one that involves becoming a behind-the-scenes manipulating waifu.
So you can use them a bunch of times on espionage missions where they rape some guards into submission and steal shit, but you can only use them on one change-the-geopolitical-course-of-a-nation-for-the-next-decade mission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057947
Yeah I was thinking that too, don't know if it would look best with black stripes or spots or whatever. It can be edited further so don't feel bad if the first try doesn't come out good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057949
>wanting your waifu to be a slut
Poison is much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057943
For a Dragonslut you don't seem to be slutty to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057942
>>13057932

They spirit away their target to the shinobi village, erasing them from history. FUCK. THAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057943
Aren't you that one guy who gets pointed out by the other guy?

Creeper-kun, or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057955
Even more reason why KC canon is a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057952
But anon, all MGs are sluts who can ride thousands of dicks before finding their husbando.
Except maybe dozen of special snowflakes.at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057966
He's got great art, but his story building has much to be desired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057951
I'll get it done, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057967
Sure.
It's not like that directly contradicts the world guide what with falling in love with the first dick they ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057872

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057952
Well pardon me for preferring a easy girls with experience.
The IRL problems of being riddled with herpes and being inevitable adulteresses don't apply in MGE.
But whatever, I don't mind you not liking what I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057966
Oh I don't care about that. Imagine, training day in and day put, going on a warrior's pilgrimage, distinguishing yourself in battle, rising through the ranks until you become daimyo, go on to conquer, and have all your dreams erased by some slut in a funky mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057955
>>13057966
>they don't want to cut off ties from society

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057949
They do spying and reconisance missions. The rape mission is their swan song. Those that haven't already found the man they've fallen for in all their travels seduce the target for the greater good. Every other one of the prior take their pension and then rape the shit out of that unsuspecting guy one random night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057653
I had a pet lamia in a private server on ragnarok

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057981
If she rode a thousand dicks before she got to you, she'll ride a thousand more.
She's a slut, anon. At that level of slut even MAMONO MANA won't save you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057976
In case anyone is thinking of falling for this, it never actually says that.
Alas, I can't prove a negative, but let his inability to prove a positive via a quote serve as its own testimony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057953
I might be a slut for Dragons, but if it came down to a choice between the affections of a Dragon and an Anubis, forever...I'd likely go with the Anubis.

>>13057957
Please. You don't need to be Creeper-kun to pick me out of a crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057728
>Great-great-granddad's Model 1894 Winchester 30-30
>Two 1938 long-barrel Nuggets with windage sights

oh shit, save me /k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057990
Would you stop baiting already?
God damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057981
>experience
doesnt that not really apply to mgs since they start off super skilled in the arts of sex
even moreso for kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057984
Which is exactly why ninjas in real life were despised so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057978

>>13057981
>experience
Anon, Mamono have instinct and Demon Realm flora/fauna for that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057976
>It's not like that directly contradicts the world guide what with falling in love with the first dick they ride.
U w0t m8
Maybe in your head cannon.

Almost all MGs profile has line like "She then traps the enraptured man and uses him to satisfy her body’s sexual desires. Afterwards, if she is pleased with her catch, she will bring him home and marry him – whether he likes it or not."
They fuck guy at first and if they like his energy, they take him as husband. If not they fuck others until they find one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057981
Monster girls don't need experience. How to pleasure a man is in their DNA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057994
It's time to get tactical anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057976
Baphomet.
Kejourou
Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057987
>They do spying and reconisance missions.
Well, sure, but how do you think nymphomaniac titty monsters do spying and recon missions?
I don't see why they wouldn't put their feminine wiles and vice-like thighs to good use squeezing info out of enemy mooks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057991
>>13058002
>For many monsters, love takes root during sex. Thinking “I'm after spirit energy, so anyone will do,” they have sex with men they've captured as prey, and then when they receive that spirit energy in their body, that hot desire and pleasure changes into love. A man who shouldn't have mattered often ends up becoming the one and only man for them. This is the reason why most of the men who get assaulted by monsters are never able to escape from their clutches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058009
Yeah, leave some guys drained but alive so they know a ninja was nearby to steal all their sensitive information. Way to go retard. They're totally not just gonna change plans or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057985
>>13057984

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058000
more laska bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058000
>>13058004
> Monster girls don't need experience.

Well, you're entitled to your own interpretation.
I happen to like sluts, so my interpretation is that while yes, they can give good blowjobs from instinct, it is practice that makes perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057976
Here is another proof
>Most men they catch will be released, but many of the men assaulted by them
And another
>Few, if any, would be able to elude the temptation, save for those men who possess truly remarkable willpower. After gaining spirit energy, if they fancy a man, they’ll bring him back to their residence in a Demon Realm.

And do you proof for "It's not like that directly contradicts the world guide what with falling in love with the first dick they ride"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058000
I've always found the original to be a very sweet image, if sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058002
>"She then traps the enraptured man and uses him to satisfy her body’s sexual desires. Afterwards, if she is pleased with her catch, she will bring him home and marry him – whether he likes it or not."
I haven't seen those used since the early days, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058028
>>13058021
Wishy washy 'do what you want' KC language aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>Send Kunoichi to assassinate an enemy general, some guy named Nobunaga or something, with her ass
>Time passes
>Later hear word that she's defected, become his personal cocksleeve for his demon cock, and told him EVERYHTING
Fucking piece of shit. I should have just used the musket unit instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058021
>often

Ha! See? Often. That means all the time. R-right? Of course I'm right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058021
Often is not always. Also see >>13058008 those entries, monsters can sleep around before marriage. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058040
>>13058042
KC avoids ever using absolutes, unless you willingly want to ignore that.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys we're not due for another shitstorm until morning, stop this nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058044
> what is "hellhounds aren't subs"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058030
Keujorou is a new one and she is fucking a lot of guys

>>13058021
It mostly refers to human-hating monster like Vampires, elves or manticores, who fuck human just for energy but fall in love
Even your quote says "have sex with MEN"

MGs are sluts, deal with it
If you want pure ones, take unicorn or shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058044
Remember the Q&A he did, that if a monster's husband died, she could marry again. Sure, she'd probably try to make him undead, but he still said they could loo for another man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058044

Wouldn't "nothing bad ever happens" be an absolute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058050
You have to be at least demigod level to apply to truly tame a hellhound. Doing otherwise would be like having a harpy with no wings or bid-like features. Or a dullahan without a detachable head. It's just how the source myth goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058050
I'd agree with you, but then I remember it says they don't have a lot of pride, and wouldn't resist rape, and that it is possible to tame them, you just have to surpass the gods to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058059
But bad does happen. The whole NTR thing between Scyllas and Charybdis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058050
Yeah because we didn't have enough shit, just post that so any faggot can start baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058059
Well, you can always be killed by the order.

>>13058055
I don't remember that one, actually. Got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

KC CAN'T STAY CONSISTENT FOR SHIT AND FIRE IS HOT! MORE AT ELEVEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>actually defending your mg waifu being a slut
I'm not sure what happened, /mgt/. You want your waifu to mentally compare your cock to the thousands of others she's sucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058037
>>13058044
Basically the point of the MGE. If you want a pure girl, okay, plenty of them are.

If you want an experienced girl, also good, and no matter what, once she settles on you, she won't keep sleeping around, so no fear of NTR. Thus is the way of the MGE.

>>13058050
Even then it's more if a Hellhound is a dom, as the vast, vast majority of them are, you can't "Break" one, but you may find a rare one who is more submissive in the first place. Unlikely, but that's what "Special Snowflake, this is mah fanfic" logic is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058063
There is no Bad ends for men.
But it's full bad end for human women and some beta weak monster girls who can get their husband "shared" without their consent

[Anonymous No.]

HORSE
TITTIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058054
Please don't tell me you think that all the Kejourous are prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe I'm actually posting this crap...but apparently, it's necessary cause people still don't fucking get it.

>About the description of MGE, my intention and the interpretation of Westerners seem to be different much. As always, the descriptions of MGE are hyperbolic, and the reality will be more milder than that.
>And there is the setting that MGE is written by a human scholar in the world, not me. So sometimes the fact that "the increase of the ratio of sex in life was observed by him" can be interpreted "they are doing nothing other than sex", by him, from a human perspective. On the other hand, WG2 was written by an MG, so she write the truth that they communicate with friends or families, and they do the jobs and hobbies. When you read MGE, please consider such context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058071
'pure' girls are the most boring in bed and the most insecure in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058065
Question 4: Can widow monster find new husband?

>"It is possible, but many of them remain faithful to the memory of their husband, so unless the new husband can truly express his love, and the MG would accept and love him, they will not marry. However, in many cases, the widow will try the necromancy or go to Afterlife.(But in the first place, incubus will not die so easily.)"
Note: Curious on this, I asked some more questions. The form of the afterlife isn't set in stone yet, so there isn't a really strong image/idea for what it’s like yet. KC has notes, but they’re to be solidified later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058082
Yeah, just like submissive hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058079

Horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058079
So you can pat her head while she gives you a tit wank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058077
>what is being split open by an order sword for being monster loving scum
>what is bleeding to death on a cross set up by the order to torture you
>>13058084
Yeah, I'm sure that's your justification while your waifu dreams of all the other men she's fucked.
It's not like being boring in bed is a common thing for monstergirls, what with the rampant mamono mana running through them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058086
Hm, interesting.
Still seems to lean towards the monster purity and true love thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058086
Some people like the idea of MILFs and widow MGs and there's no need to shut them out of the party. The only problem is too many chefs spoil the stew. Too many people trying to cram their ideas into one pot in one big thread so it creates tension when some piece of shit puts too much ginger in when all I wanted was the taste of garlic to come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058084
Stop, retard.
The prude isn't going to see things your way and will just keep saying things to make you madder.
Just drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058097
>wanting your waifu to not have fucked a hundred dudes is being a prude
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058094
Obviously. That's kind of the point of the MGE.

I think the angle KC was answering with that one was less "What happens to mai waifu when I die?" and more "Can I score a hot CC Widow?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058094

More like, "yes but no, but I mean yes, maybe."

Fucking faggot, commit!

[Anonymous No.]

The point is why would you want your mg to have experience when they already know how to please a man.

[Anonymous No.]

you've been volunteered for harpy-chan duty anon
what do you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058105
>Wah wah, I can't think for myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058105
KC will never commit to anything because the entire setting is a hugbox. Fuck, even the worldguide is riddled with self-contradictions, often within paragraphs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058109
>wanting the setting to be something more than a wishy washy greyscape for someone to project their ideas onto because it has less substance than a wisp of mist is not thinking for themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058106
Actual experience is more appealing than intuition.
You wouldn't trust a newb chef to make you a fest just because he has good intuition, you'd trust the fat chef with numerous years of experience and pleasing people with his cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay let's get off this topic.

What music would you introduce to your wife?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt6LTdmIFQE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058113
But the entire point of the MGE is to act as a simple starting point for people to project their ideas and headcanons onto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058107
Irrumate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058118
Then it's a poorly written setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058116
>Nobody's Perfect
Dat's some damn hard boiled jazz y'got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058115
In this case the 'newb chef' is magically trained and has been raised from birth with an in-depth knowledge of cooking. It's not like they're going in blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058121
Yeah I'm a sucker for jazz and private detectives, so the show it came from really hooked me in.

I'd like to have a Kunoichi waifu that has a love of jazz music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058120
It really isn't. You just seem to want it to do all the thinking for you, which is the opposite of the intent behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058129
A setting with no substance might as well not be a setting at all. It reeks less of 'customizaaation!' which any setting can do, and more of laziness and an inability to take a stand on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058123
Intuition can also only take them so far.
In the end, a young MG will always lose to one with numerous years of experience.
This is especially true if it's a monogamous relationship, since the experienced MG will DAMN well know what to do to make you cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058084
>mfw his "waifu" sucked and was creampied by every dick in the country. Including fat old faceless men

[Anonymous No.]

Good Evening Gentlemen, care to place your luck on the line once again? I've an interesting deal for you this time, you know how artists suffer for their work? Well the phrase convinced me that man should suffer for his waifu.

So, here's the deal! You get to sign up for a form of torture in order to get your waifu! Your waifu will have no strings attached other than she'll know what punishment you went through to get to meet her.

Now, there are three types of punishments, each Monster Girl related. What specifically they are, well I won't spoil that yet! That comes later! However, choose now just what type of punishment you're willing to go through for your waifu:

1. Little Suffering over a long period of time.

2. Average Suffering over an average period of time.

3. Intense Suffering over a long period of time.

Now don't worry about the time, once the punishment is over you'll be brought back to your old body. So, for example, say you sign up for 5 years and you're 18. After those 5 years are up you'll be brought right back to your 18 year old body right where you left off, only with a waifu next to you. You will still carry any mental scars and memories of your punishment though.

So Gentlemen, which will you choose, 1, 2, or 3? I mean, you love your waifu enough to suffer for her right? I'll leave the contract right here for you to sign, I'll be back later to specify the punishments that'll be delivered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058091

>>what is being split open by an order sword for being monster loving scum
>>what is bleeding to death on a cross set up by the order to torture you

Well hello there Mr. Edgy Mcedgerson, I'd like to remind you that nothing bad ever happens and that The Order's personnel don't die nor do monster girls and their husbands/admirers die, as the god of war/KC won't allow it

I don't agree with this logic but that's how it is, and saying otherwise usually upsets some people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058116
Vidya and nip stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w74YVOShNYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WmimwGnhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLblWygp-t8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058116
>Nobody's Perfect
My fucking brother.
I'd probably introduce her to Sabaton or The Protomen. Or if you just want genres, Rock and Metal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
I won't be fooled again robot devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058137
>This is especially true if it's a monogamous relationship, since the experienced MG will DAMN well know what to do to make you cum.
Isn't that literally on the characteristics of what all MGs know how to do? All of them are masters of sex from birth because they are all part succubus.

>>13058142
Well, that's not true. The order cruficies incubi and monsters on their way to the DL's castle.

>>13058141
2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058136
And your wanting a rigid, absolute material that is devoid of any room for interpretation or variance reeks of someone who can't think for themselves or come up with anything creative on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezUdk3w7ddk
Don't judge me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
Fuck you. I'm going with 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
No goddamn way am I falling for this shit.

Not after all the alpification that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
I'm going to regret this, I can already tell
I'll take number three

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
How intense is "intense"? TG's "1000-7"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058159
>Ad hominem attacks
Okay then. You realize a setting which actually definitively says absolutely anything can still be interpreted, right? KC's setting is poorly written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058116
>Nobody's perfect
This taste. Christ. This is a whole new level of good

>>13058162
[Judging Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058154
Not exactly.
Each man is different in bed, as is each women.
To instinctively know how to please every man ever sounds more retarded than every monster being part succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058137
It's fucking magic as that anon said. You can say all what you want but they will have the same knowledge whatever you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
Oh my, I wonder if Alpperwock's BF will speak up again...

Well anyway...3. Let's go hard-core fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
>3

Who would want that?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058177
Well, that's a shame that you think that because that's just how it is. They have instinctive, magical knowledge of how to please their man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058128
>TFW you'll never be as good a father to your daughteru as Sokichi Narumi
I hope to be half the man he was someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058136
>inability to take a stand on anything

This is KC's problem. He's not willing to straight up tell anyone no. He just goes "Well I guess, if you really want to, it could."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
How intense we talking about here for number 3 Mr. Devil.

Like bamboo beneath finger nail horrible or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058106
Because some people want to dominate. Some people want to submit. Some people want one waifu to commit to and others want a harem. And some people want a virginal waifu while others want one with experience, because anyone can ensnare a virgin, but it takes skill to tame a slut. And it's all in the setting, plain to see, but we just can't seem to learn to respect each others' tastes. That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
Is this the R100 club? I'll take number 2

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting slut MG who fucked the whole city
You know you can take human grill as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058186
I wish Skull was my dad.

Then things would be different around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
3 because healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058195
>virginal
Outside of a handful of monsters they're all lewd as fuck. I'd struggle to call anyone other than an elf or a unicorn 'virginal'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058184
I'm not denying that they have instincts, I'm denying their level of it.
Using magic as an explanation sounds like either KC is mentally challenged or your just pulling excuses out of your asses.
Sadly, the former is more likely than the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058173
Yes, but those are oft not explicitly designed and intended to be interpreted based upon the person reading it. You only say that this trait makes it poorly written because it's not what you want it to be by design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058199
English clearly isn't your first language, so why do you keep baiting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058204
Well, there's alice. Maybe nightmare too since apparently her fucking is done in dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058116
Something you can take it easy to and just cuddle like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziw4yd5R0QI

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058209
> You only say that this trait makes it poorly written because it's not what you want it to be by design.
Refusing to actually confirm anything about the setting and just dancing around all issues is not a 'good' trait in any way. You can interpret things any way you want in a setting with questions actually answered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
I'll take two since you skimp on the details...again.

Not that it matters, your suffering will always be second fiddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058205
When a succubus has taken her time redesigning you mind, body and soul as perfect waifu material you really think she's not going to stick in sexual techniques along with breathing and chewing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058201
Dude powered out of getting crushed by a Loader because he promised his daughteru he'd be at her wedding.
Can everyone else here say they would do the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058204
>elf
>virginal
>not even making references to the rape meme

>>13058203
>healing
>robot devil is involved

Pffft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058181
Don't know but it won't have a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058191
This is also untrue. I have actually seen him say no.

Like for instance, recently someone asked him if a Pharaoh could be cured of being fully-infected by an Apophis' venom. The answer was indeed, no, they cannot.

>>13058219
But he does answer plenty of questions. And those he leaves vague he does so because he knows people will just interpret them how they want anyway, and as that's what he wants, he just leaves them vague.

It's out own problem that rather than realize this simple truth, we argue and bitch at each other about our shit tastes instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058224
You bet your ass I'd would.

Except I wouldn't get shot in the back;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058231
It's attitude, not actual sluttiness.

>>13058214
Hm. I always thought Alice was intentionally lewd or whatever but I've never really read the profile with anything other than a once-over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
Full blast suffering, I'll take 3.
I've already been drinking and alone for +5 years now, if it meant getting an MG out of it, I'll take another 20 years if I need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058223
Not all monsters know, though.
You know those banana fruits that jizz all over you if you don't fellate them properly? Monsters use that as practice.
Would someone with magic imbued knowledge of perfect sexual skills practice numerous times on a piece of fruit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058152
>>13058139
>>13058224

>>13057008

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058245
Yes, because their entire culture revolves around sex and they'd probably find it funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058240
>attitude

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058249
Nevertheless, they still use it for practice, which means they don't have everything down and don't completely know everything about sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sit on it, nii-san!
Uh oh, your baphomouto has entered a rebellious phase! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264
Tell her that if she keeps making that face she'll get a fat chest. That should calm her right down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058260
Being virginal is a state of mind and how someone acts.

>>13058263
People who have perfected things still practice.
It's really funny watching someone struggle to try and find a reason for their waifu to have sucked a hundred thousand dicks before getting to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058245
Practice makes perfect.

All MGs have a level of sexual instinct, because they're quasi-succubi transformed by a near-God-tier Succubus.

But instinct alone does not perfect sexual techniques make. They'd probably learn faster than a normal girl though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264
Lock her in a room filled with spiders and don't let her out until she stops being a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264

Drop it like a bag of bricks and get a better waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264
Be delighted that she wants to finger my ass.
Offer her holstaurus milk to go with her scout cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264
Well, if she's going to be like that then no cuddles or hugs.

Not even a headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
I shall pick 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264
I make her sit on it. On the biggest, lego I can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058265
What if she wants that, and she keeps drinking Holst milk, but the magic keeps it from taking effect?
>>13058272
>better waifu
A little sister is not a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264
Tell her that she may be powerful in magic, but she will never be good at CQC
Thus, no matter how much she conjures her magic, she will not beat me up close. That no matter how much she ascends to godly status, a mere mortal will be able to defeat herA blow in pride always does the trick. Even though I's bluffing to the maximum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058267
>It's really funny watching someone struggle to try and find a reason for their waifu to have sucked a hundred thousand dicks before getting to them.
Indeed. Wouldn't you rather have your waifu learn perfect fellatio just by practicing on you? Or occasionally one of aforementioned fruits. Because funny and erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058263

Not him but the only card you need to pull is that KC specifically states that some monsters are better at sex and lewder than others. The Dark Valkyrie's idea of being a lowly whore is having her loving husband bang her doggy style for god's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058269
They're born with an interest and moderate talent, but they're not born with knowledge of Kama-sutra and ass to mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264
Spank her until she either starts to enjoy it or she goes back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057951
Well, since I'm off to bed, I figured I should give you the first version.

Not happy with the cow prints, not happy at all...

>Art by Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058278
So, like, a Megablok?

>>13058281
Disown her. No baphomouto of mine speaks like that while dreaming of having big fat goat tats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264
Grab her by the horns and give her the hammer throw treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058285
I know? That's basically what I was saying.

Which is why you buy a kama-sutra, and practice it with your waifu, to help her Level-Up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058284
Even if I pulled it he'd completely ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058267
>Being virginal is a state of mind and how someone acts

No hymen no virgin.

>inb4 she broke horseback riding

Hmm. Had the dick, no virgin, no matter how pure she acts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058285
>but they're not born with knowledge of Kama-sutra and ass to mouth.
Well, I mean... They are.
That's kind of the point.


>>13058298
Virginal is different from Virgin, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058290
beautiful.

Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058293
If you try to disown her, Mama Echnida will ground you both. In the same room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058301
>They are
No, they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058294
Holy shit.

>>13058293
>megablock

I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058305
Echidnas are the worst moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058287
>Start to give her spanks when she does things bad
>She begins to like it and starts doing bad things so she gets punishment
>Warp it around so when she does bad things she gets nothing, but will get punishment for doing good things
>She starts doing good things, saying that she's being bad by being good and deserves punishment
>Everythingwentsomehowbetterthanexpected.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058302
Don't mention it. I very much enjoy colouring Loens stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058307
>ignoring the little solid canon there actually is
Okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058309
You having a giggle there mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058309
A monsters are terrible mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058305
Do I get a spanking first? Are we grounded in said room with a pail of holst milk, a paddle, and a funnel? If no to that last one, I may need to phone a friend. If I can't disown her I'll at least ruin her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058313
>solid cannon
It's not even solid.

[Anonymous No.]

Any art of Alena? http://pastebin.com/zhdfKaG5

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058314
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058264

Sacrifice her like a samaritan celebrating passover

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058317
Go to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058313
They really aren't anon.

They're born with an innate curiosity for all things sexual though, but they don't just KNOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054430
>Not doing glorious Tarkovsky challenge with autosave only
>Not slapping yourself every time you take a human life and crying yourself to sleep while finishing the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058313
>Canon

Stop talking like a slut and speak clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058318
But anon, that's what she wanted all along!

[Anonymous No.]

>all these people wanting sluts for waifus
what happened /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058320
>http://pastebin.com/zhdfKaG5
It sucks that this is the only stuff we've had that featured the Griffin thus far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058308
What? It's like picking up a lil sibling or cousin and spinning them around by their arms before accidentally throwing them headfirst into a rose bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058329
>experienced woman
>slut
We're not on /a/ anymore, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058329
Normies and sjw
Lots of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058320
http://i.imgur.com/z7hKbPU.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058331
Well they aren't anything special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058329
I don't know, I like my pure snow crystal girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058329

I bet the newfags did this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058329

>Saying that you'd like a girl who will learn with you and doesn't pop out her mother with her sex knowledge maxed means you want a slut

Stop reaching. You'll fall over and hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058329
Normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058335
if shes fucked a lot of dicks shes a slut
sorry

>>13058339
good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058328
Then I shall both health and spank her until she can't walk. It'll be like when your dad caught you smoking and made you smoke the whole pack, only sexier for a brief period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058329
Must be all that feminist propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058344
>It'll be like when your dad caught you smoking and made you smoke the whole pack
That sounds dangerous and abusive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
And times up Gentlemen! Here are your punishments!

>1. Little Suffering over a long period of time.
Punishment: Sabbath Tentacle Panties
Duration: 20 Years
Congratulations, you're now transformed into a pair of tentacle panties. As such, you'll lose most of your senses, and your mental faculties will be diminished greatly. Thanks to this, your perception of time will be incredibly difficult, so it'll likely fly by to you. Just relax, think basic thoughts, and wait and hope a nice monster girl will put you on so you can violate her until the punishment is over.

>2. Average Suffering over an average period of time.
Punishment: Banishment into the Abyss
Duration: 10 Years
Do you like the open ocean? Do you like being forced underwater, with nothing but blue for miles in the distance, and nothing below you but blackness? Well pack your bags, as you're going to the ocean for a while. You'll be confined to a plane of existence that is entirely underwater, blue near the top and black on the bottom, though magic will prevent you from ever surfacing. Because of this, you'll always be overcome with the feeling of suffocating, though you won't. All you can really do is swim, and keep on swimming, wherever you like. You'll be the only one here, besides one other person. A massive Cthulu girl, who'll want you down, and when she finds you engage in incredibly painful intercourse, then toss you away while she sleeps for a few days. Once she awakens she'll start the process over again. You'll want to avoid her, but where will you hid? Near the surface in the blue? You'll be easier to spot if you do. Or in the darkness below? It'll be hard for her to find you there, but you might accidentally bump into her. Enjoy your time in this cold, silent, aquatic realm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058341
then why not learn with you
why does she need to fuck a dozen guys first

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058341
>Learn with you
But anon, that's not what they're saying. They're saying that they want a girl who's slutty enough that she's already taught herself everything with who knows how many guys before she ever even met you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058329
Don't talk shit about my waifu mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058314
>>13058323

>Every monster mother deeply loves her children, who are crystallizations of the love they share with their husband. Monster mothers always wish for the happiness of their children. They want their own cute daughters to grow to be more lewd and lustful like a fine monster, and spend their days in happiness as monsters who drown in the pleasure of sex with men. As far as other monsters besides the mother are concerned, it's a thing to be joyfully welcomed when monster children show an early interest in human men and sex. The sight of very young monsters assaulting and copulating with human men, tasting pleasure for the very first time, and awakening to their devilish nature and going wild as a result is considered a lovely, pleasant thing. Also, the obscene, depraved sight of the little girls who become prisoners while repeatedly having sex after that is regarded as wonderful by monsters who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious. Probably not even the mothers can hide their arousal.

>In order to enable their daughters to find men through their own power and have sex, monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.

>Of course, men who have sex with monsters with childish forms are not criticized whatsoever. On the contrary, monster mothers tell them to thoroughly teach their daughter the taste of pleasure and spirit energy, and raise her to be more lascivious, heightening her devilish nature, and many even look forward to their daughter becoming pregnant while very young and making a grandchild.

ALL OF THEM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058320
>a more practical t-shirt and jean shorts. The t-shirt, did nothing to hide the young girl’s ample breasts, a fact that I think she knew and constantly flaunted to me
I need a pic of this at the vert least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058290
I like it, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058350
>Need to fuck a dozen guyts first
But that's wrong, man. girl who has had ONE ex a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056754
>not staying to fight and bleeding them white

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058357
sure she has just one ex
sure


your waifu a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058349
>2
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUUUUCKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058349
>Average Suffering over an average period of time.

Terrible, but not s bad as expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058349
>3. Intense Suffering over a long period of time.
Punishment: Dark Priest's Servant
Duration: 5 Years
You now serve the fallen church, a slave to all their orders! Now, you start getting submissive fantasies, it's unfortunately not like what you think. None of the church members will have your way with you, and a cursed belt will prevent you from getting off during your five years of servitude. Combine this with how lewd their demands can be, such as watching a newly wed couple have intercourse, and you'll likely become insanely frustrated. Try not to show your excitement though, as doing so or stepping out of line might encourage some priests to pull out their inquisition torture tools. They'll place an immortality spell on you, to prevent you from ever dying, though when you have spikes crushed into you, I'm sure you'll probably wish you had. Just obey their orders, however difficult, lewd, or painful they may be, and show no sexual excitement, and try to avoid being near them when they feel mischievous and simultaneously near them when they need to give an order to you and this punishment should be peachy!

Now, to make things a slight more interesting, if you don't like the punishment you got out of this lot, you're more than welcome to take the secret box punishment. Though it's length and intensity is a mystery, and you're stuck with it should you choose it. Don't blame me if you aren't a fan of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058360
You're assuming again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058350

>>13058195

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
>>13058368
Oh dear, I just noticed a typo, it should be "Intense Suffering over a short period of time."

Don't know how that slipped by, guess I'm off my game today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
3, bring it baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058370
i dont need to assume
your waifu didnt bother to save herself for marriage
your waifu
is
a
slut

>>13058372
thats not even an argument
thats a shitty excuse
'ooh tame a slut'
bullshit
you arent taming her just tiding her over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058352

>Don't talk shit about my waifu
>Alma is literally the definition of shit
>if you looked up shit in a dictionary, there be a picture of Alma
>Don't talk shit about my waifu

Laughingsuccubutts.tiff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058368
>3

Dear god, what have I wrought...

So, Devil...just what is the difference in waifus that we get, based upon our punishments?

[Anonymous No.]

>dealing with the robot devil

You stupid fags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058377
>slut
Go be autistic with your brethren in /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058368
I'll take the box.

I wish I had the option from the get go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058368
Thank god I picked 3. This sounds like it'll be a breeze
Just need to have a pep talk with my nethers you fucking rebel

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058368
Drift like a jellyfish for 10 years, or mystery box.
Considering your track record, it's probably something-Alp but I'm a gambler and I'll take the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058382
It's okay, I can just touch him in places to get out of this.
>>13058384
Not him but didn't most of us come here from /a/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058379
What the fuck is this faggot fox saying to me?

I feel like I have to punch her for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058384
go be a normalfag elsewhere and convince yourself that youre okay with your waifu dreaming of another man while you fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058377
Like I said, some people want a "slut". Get the fuck over it. What do you care, you're not he one fucking her, Mr. Pure as the driven snow waifufag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058368
>mfw my waifu is a dark priest
JUST AS PLANNED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058377
>save herself for marriage
With how unlikely that already is in the real world aside, this is MGE, dude. I really hate to say it--and I REALLY hate to say it--but odds are the only monster girl that won't have even one partner before you is Unicorn, for obvious reasons.

Of course, I'd still look for a person who only had sex with 0-1 people, but honestly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058368
Fuck it I'm taking the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058389

"I am best fox"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058392
>being this badass
Please no more, I'll Alp from exposure to such rugged manliness!

[Anonymous No.]

is darling kill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058388
Oh you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058379
Alma is the best waifu.

Besides, fucking Tamamo? That's a real soul snatching hoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058396
ushioni or any other monster that takes one husband and never anyone else

>>13058393
you are just as bad as the ntrfaggots and youll bring them back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058401
Yes, and several times over. Didn't you read chapter 30?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058388
Most, yes.
Not all, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058349
>2
>Getting trapped in an Ecco-tier terrifying ocean with no way to escape for 5 years
I am...surprisingly okay with this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058379
>literal definition of shit
>not Alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058396
Given how desperate MGs are for husbandos i'd be surprised they let them go, honestly. Their entire army is comprised of women desperate for a husband, they're not just going to cast them off when they're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058368
MYSTERY

BOX

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058329
There is nothing wrong with a slut waifu who fucked more people than you can count
There is nothing wrong with open relationship either
If you really love your waifu, why would you deny her pleasure she can't get with you? Only selfish bastards would do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058404
See you're not chilling out still.
Chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058404
>strawmanning
You're not going to save face by doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058408
Well you just called the most of us autists and told us all to fuck off by virtue of saying that. I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058396
I think the point of the MGE really is to take it either way. Fuck I said this EXACT THING EARLIER.

>>13058072

Plenty of them will seek out one-night stands, or short-term relationships that don't work out. Plenty will make due with toys and alternatives until they meet "The One". It's really not that hard to think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058404
>ntr

Not like I didn't know what kind of autist I was talking to, but enough.

By the way, I also like sluts on the side.

>bring the NTRfags back

Implying they ever left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058420
>Liking "empowered" women
Keep drinking that Kool-Aid buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058415
Okay then. Thus proving my point that I can still go for MGs with one or no guys' worth of sexual experience.
Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058420
>Cuckold
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058368
I still pick 3, i want to see what 5 years of edging will do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058424
Proud? No.
Tired of your sperging shit? Yes. Calling you austists was more fitting than retards or mongoloids with how you're acting.

[Anonymous No.]

woof

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058396
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058427
>actually liking NTR
>actually liking sluts
Wow, I knew you had shit taste, but damn.

>>13058433
I never said you couldn't, I was saying that MOST would be in that category unless they have a lot of access to men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058420
That's some nice bait, but I'm already full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058436
>your sperging shit
Care to point to some of that? I only butted in when you called us all autists.
I don't like you. You're a horrible person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058441
Fuck off futawolf, no one likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058441
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058442
Okay, I'll ask if you insist.
What about it is bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058436
You called almost everyone in the thread autists, anon. Including me, and I wasn't even in this argument until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058441
Such a cool design wasted...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058445
>>13058450
If you're from /a/, and not throwing a tantrum over experienced women and calling them sluts, then I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058450
Are you actually mad at being called an autist?

laughing Adachi.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058442

>>13058354

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058453
Oh, they're sluts alright.
I like MG because they're not like human women, and that just brings them closer together.

I just know better than to try and hold any position in-thread since someone will find a way to pick it apart via wording error or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058453
You're still a horrible person for making generalizations like that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058453
I started browsing here from /a/.

Personally, I have no issue with experienced women. Experienced Woman =/= A slut.

My problem is that what people actually seem to be wanting is a slut. And sluts are ew.

[Anonymous No.]

I like sluts and don't give a shit what any of you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058466
That's fine.
Just know that your taste is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058466
This is your right and ain't nobody who can take it from you.
I don't share your tastes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058464
>what people want is sluts
Fuggin' ew. Don't assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058385
>>13058387
>>13058397
>>13058417
Congratulations! You're new punishment is...

Punishment: Alp Whore House Slut
Duration: 8 Years
You couldn't be thankful for the punishment you got, you just had to have a different one huh? Had to want a Mystery Box? Well here it is, you get to be Alped and work at the local whore house there for 8 years. Don't worry, you won't stay an Alp, you'll be back to normal at the end of the punishment. Unless, of course, you end up enjoying your punishment, at which point all bets are off and you'll be stuck in your new reality forever. Now, you'll be expected to fulfill all the lewd demands of your clientele, from holding hands, to talking about your day and dreams, eating dinner while looking your customer in the eyes, cuddling on the couch while watching cozy movies, and such. These depraved acts may or may not cause your waifu to judge you once the punishment is over.

I don't know how many times I have to rig the secret box to be bad until your losers learn not to take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058462
Then I guess I'm one horrible person among many in this thread, aren't I?

>>13058464
I certainly don't want a slut.
I want an experienced woman with only a moderate number of sexual experiences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058466
If it's 2D, that's fine.

If it's 3D, you're gonna have a bad time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058474
>>13058478
This conversation literally started with a man wanting his waifu to have fucked a number of dudes in the thousands, and the conversation was about sluts.
Sub-five men is okay, but any more than that is slut territory. 0 a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058466
Cuck

[Anonymous No.]

Smell you later, faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058478
>aren't I?
Yes. Yes you are. Just like I'm a horrible person for never keeping my promises or learning from my mistakes.
We're all sons of bitches here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058477
>All those people who picked the mystery box
Tiduslaugh.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058479
>bad time

God you're precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058477
>implying I didn't already know that was going to happen
>implying that wasn't my plan all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058477
That;s what you raging homos get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058477
Better than 10 years of drowning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058485
Zappy-sama writefaggotry never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058474
>>13058478
Just my observation...

Personally, I don't really care about how much experience a girl has. What's in the past is in the past, and should be left there. If she knows some stuff, alright, I won't dwell on it. If not, then we'll learn together.

All that matters is that we're happy and loyal to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058484
Cant be a cuck if you aren't married/love the bitch.

laughing knuckles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058483
>Yeah, I always thought that was high-level bullshit. I headcanon that kunoichi get sent on a whole bunch of rape-missions before they're finally given their big "deep cover" one that involves becoming a behind-the-scenes manipulating waifu.
So you can use them a bunch of times on espionage missions where they rape some guards into submission and steal shit, but you can only use them on one change-the-geopolitical-course-of-a-nation-for-the-next-decade mission.

Not his waifu.
Even then, you're not a slut if you're a kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058477
What's wrong with being an UberSuccubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058491
Alright, since you're obviously "gifted", I'll make it simple:

Don't wife a slut. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058500
And about all that cock she constantly thinks about instead of yours.
Don't worry, I'm sure she's not imagining all the dudes she's fucked while sleeping with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058485
>Zappy-sama i've been saving for 3 days already i can't take it anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058510
KYAAAH~! Your badass-macho levels were too much! I'm Alping, oh god I'M ALPING!
>>13058511
>Three days? Didn't you sign the contract for three weeks? I'm quite sure it was weeks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058290
Love the hair! Very unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058505
That's still a lot of dudes, and it rapidly moved on to waifus.

>Even then, you're not a slut if you're a kunoichi.
Only if you don't go by the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058510
If their cocks were so great why is she sleeping with you and having your kid and cooking your breakfast in a naked apron instead of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058434
>open relationship=cuckold
How is the life in 1950?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058500
>What is pair bonding
>What is Briffault's Law

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058507
I may do it just to spite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058510
What part of happy and loyal to each other don't you comprehend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058520
Hi Anthony.

How's the whole no Wii-U thing going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058519
You've got money. You're stable.
You're boring.

>>13058524
Sure, 'loyal'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058522
By living in a cardboard box while your "wife" runs off with your money? be my guest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058520
Oh no, that wasn't the part that made me call you a cuckold. I was edging close to it, but no, the 3rd thing you said is what made me call you a cuckold.

>>13058521
I'm going to have to go look these things up now, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058520
Let me guess: You became bisexual and in an "Open Relationship" when you found your wife fucking Tyrone huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058518
Nevertheless, your side still overreacted and started going on about NTR and cucking.
Course, it may not even be your side and just trolls who saw an opening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058528
You seem to be mistaking me for a cuckfaggot who would ever even consider a girl whom he couldn't trust.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate you all

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058532
>I'm going to have to go look these things up now, aren't I?

Do what you must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058538
That's my line you fucking slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058537
You're the one who accepted 3DPD traits in your MGs. She's had her fun. She'll settle with you.

[Anonymous No.]

some anon said not to burn down the thread yesterday
look what we've done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058538
such my dick choke on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058477
I can suck some dick for a waifu.

I mean there's guys out there who'd suck dick for petty shit like a hit of coke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058531
Yes, only to be picked up by a nice MG who will heal me and love until I'm back on my feet, a new. Only to come home smelling like my old wife one day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058546
>3DPD
>Settling
Yeah...you keep thinking that little /a/utist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058551
Gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058536
I honestly don't give a shit. I just don't want slut MGs to be a thing in my headcanon and everyone talking about how many men their waifu has fucked is a bit disconcerting.

[Anonymous No.]

Nightmares don't get enough attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058339
>pure
>runs around bottomless
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058551
Anon, you sound as if you're happy of the fate in which was given to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058548
You call this burning? You haven't seen anything yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058552
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058560
In your dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058553
Hey, she's had her fun times and she's aging. She needs some money and the fun boys don't have the money she needs to support her lifestyle.
Of course, she'll still fuck them on the side, she just won't let you know.

>>13058562
That's pretty standard for MGs. She's an elemental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058556
We're not talking about sluts, get it through your thick skull.
Were talking about experienced MGs who've been with a moderate amount of men and know what they're doing, not slut MGs who've fucked more men than there are people in China.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058555
Not gay if I'm a girl.

Honestly punishment 1 is fucking bullshit better than all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058551
You were doing so well too.

>>>/y/
>>>/hm/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058572
>moderate amount of men and know what they're doing,
They kind of know by default. Why bother with used goods when you'd only have to wait a week or two to get the same amount of experience with a new waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058551
>>13058555
>>13058563
>>13058573
>Anon decides that being an Alp Slut isn't too bad
>I mean, it's easy and pays well, and even gives him pleasure
>There are worse punishments
>Eventually the 8 years are up
>Expects to be back in 2015 with his waifu next to him and him as a man
>Realizes he's not changing back
>Tries to give a fuck, but oh well

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if /hbg/ goes through the same shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058349
>Sabbath Tentacle Panties
>spend 20 years DP'ing a cute Baphomet
How is this a bad thing? Am I a sex toy that gets NTR'd or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058572
There's no difference to them. All they care about is purity. Remember Lucy from The Sacred Blacksmith?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058576
They DON'T know by default.
Quit grasping for straws already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058568
>Marrying an Old Slut
Oh my, that's hilarious.

>>13058560
No, they really don't...I want good dreams for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058565
Oh but I will, MGs love men after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058579
It is true that all humanboys are sluts, but the question is if they'll drop you when they find a more alpha girl with a better pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058582
>muh purity
The next standards assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058538
>>13058544
Fuck you both I hated everybody before it was cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058584
>They DON'T know by default.
But they do.
The demon lord has given them instinctive knowledge of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Which elemental is your favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058596
Glacies.
Do they count as an elemental?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058593
Fine.
Believe what you want, the setting's all about that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058591
I came out of the womb with a scowl!

I've hated people before I was even born, all that kicking was so I could hurt my birth mother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058589
>all humanboys are sluts
Now hold on a minute there, that's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058596
Ignis. Become firebender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058544
Fuck you I'm not a slut I'm just trying to get some experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058581
>Guy has sex with Sabbath
>He takes off her panties (you) to dine
>You get tossed into a pile of their clothes
>The angle in where you were tossed made it so you're unable to watch
>They then have to rush somewhere afterwards, so they put on their clothes
>You now have a cum dripping Sabbath vagina all over your face/body

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058590
Oh god, those days were horrible huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058602
It's true. They'll do anything for the P. Your husbando is a filthy fucking slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058596
Ignis. Firebending for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058609
Sister, I will end you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058563
Nigga, 8 years as an Alp vs constantly drowning and cthulu rape? Or 3 which is pretty awful too.

>>13058575
>He wouldn't suck a dick to get the waifu of his dreams

Up the ante, if you're held at gunpoint and the guy demands a BJ from you or else he'll kill your waifu, would you or would you not suck his dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058519
Who said it's your children? She just wants beta kun to take care of her offspring while she is having fun with real men

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058605
Tentacle panties don't have eyes dude. Good job otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058609
>>13058613
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058608
Very.
May as well prepare more "standards" and waterworld pictures for the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057775
>Pharoah vs Lilim
I may be a massive masochist, and I may not like taking the lead, but this once I will do so. I will tenderly love them both, side by side, until they both accept that I have enough love in my heart for the two of them. End of story. Even if the dicking takes forever, even if I start to cry from taking the lead too much, I will persevere for love of waifus. It's what Descartes would want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058617
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058614
Fuck off fujoshit kun, you tried this last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys, consider this: With a pure waifu you can't have bukkake, gangbangs or sloppy seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058615
You can stop sperging now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058601
As a sperm I caused irreparable damage to my father's ball sack causing him pain daily!

I've hated people before I was even a diploid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058630
>someone disagrees with my fetish!
>"s-sperging!"
Someone doesn't like what you like, oh no. Get over it.

>>13058628
I think gangbang is doable with one of those weird potions and I'm not sure why you'd want the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058628
Oh no, how will we go on? Such tragedy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058628
>Bukkake
Black Market Manticore Spines
>Gangbangs or Sloppy Seconds
Doppelganger Potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058614
>8 years an alp vs running from Cthulu or testing your lust resilience
I'd say three is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058368
>"Honey! I'm home!" I called, a smile on my face and a skip in my step.

>It had been a great day at work. The yearly review had come in and I was in the clear.

>I was even getting a raise! Truely nothing could spoil this day! I may even treat the misses out to a nice dinner.

>Not that I'd popped the question yet.

>"Well hello there anon! I didn't expect you to return so early." a familiar voice called, a familiar red painted robot standing in my dining room.

>"Hey there Robot devil!" I replied happily. "What's going on?"

>"Oh nothing my dear boy, just finishing up a little contract with your darling girl over here." he said, pointing a metal claw at a soft, embarrassed looking Jabberwocky. "I wanted to surprise but, since your here, I can let you know what your precious "little" girl has done."

>My cheerful expression slowly fell as the crimson painted machine read off the contract the alp turned jabberwocky had signed.

>"Why?" I asked in a quiet voice, looking at teary eyed girl as she tried to make herself look smaller. "Why'd you sign?"

>"W-well, you've let live in your house, fed me, clothed me, and, other t-than the milk, you haven't really forced anything on me." She said, sniffing a little bit "I-I just wanted to show you my thanks."

>She was trembling, looking very fragile despite her size.

>I sighed and walked to the frightened dragon, wrapping her up in a tight hug. My arms sank into her wide hips and my hands sunk into her plush bottom.

>"You didn't need to do that." I said, a hiccuping sob wracking her as she returned the hug, claws pressing against my back and her bosom resting atop my head. "All you had to do was say thanks."

>She was about to say something when the robot devil cut in.

>"This is a touching scene and all but your girl has a contract to fulfill, time to go deary."

>The jabberwocky glowed for a second as the spell neared completion.

>"Wait!" I shouted, breaking the embrace. "I'll take her place!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058628
Another point for pure waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058640
...I have to admit, I'm rather engrossed by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058634
>Someone doesn't like what you like, oh no. Get over it.
There are a lot of people who don't like what I like.
You're the only one sperging out over it like a kid.

Bravo. You've proven yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058628
Liches and the Sabbath develop spells and potions to ensure sure a couple can live out any of their fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058628
Well then that settles it doesn't it? Pure waifus win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058628
>sloppy seconds

Oh look, cum anon is back!

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058634
>one of those weird potions
I want a weird potion to grow me two extra dicks, the top one very small, so I could TP my waifu by myself in the missionary leglocking position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058648
I'm an entirely different person than the one you're replying to.
You're still freaking out that someone dares not share your taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058653
Sabbath R&D can probably do something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058640
Do continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058644
>>13058651
>these motherfuckers are actually trying to "win" this argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058403
Why did you post the same image twice?

see >>13058352

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058661
>Same image

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058628
Can I opt for leg-locking instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058598
MY man.
Also colour when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058658
I'm sure they'd love to help an anon with a waifu that flat, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058628
What if I told you some of us don't want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058640
>alpshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058660
It's not like it's really a contest.
Pure women are better than sluts, nothing to argue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058657
>freaking out
Yes, I'm the one freaking out and not the one who's shitposting about NTR and cucking whenever people mention experienced women.
If I wanted to be absolutely fair, this argument is a two way one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058666

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058637
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058664
But anon, if you're leg-locked, you can't switch out! A slut would never leglock you, you should find one of those pure girls, like this tomboyish Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058673
Yes, you are freaking out.
Get over it. People don't share your taste, boo hoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058672
You sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

Have you even had sex you whiner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058674
Sweeet
Looks a bit basic, like eyes aren't done, but it's pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058666
ICE HYMEN
Have you Glacies fans already tried the /jp/ Cirno onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058673
There is nothing wrong with letting your waifu taste other men
Grow up, kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058679
Here's you're reply.
I'll be dropping this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058679
It's clear people other than him like the idea of experienced women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058683
I don't need to argue anything.
A woman who hasn't sucked a dick is more desirable than one who has ridden a thousand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058678
>Pure Tomboyish Anubis
Now that's what I call "Mai Waifu".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058690
Mangina pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058627
I'm not fujo you dipshit. I picked the damn box because life demands I always take the mystery box.

If you're to much of a faggot to do Alp shit to get your waifu then you don't deserve a waifu. I'll serve my 8 years of Alp like a man then go and marry my waifu after it's over.

Would you serve 8 years in prison to get your waifu? Because that would be almost the same shit but worse conditions and you'd still be a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058693
More opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058692
And it's clear that even more don't based on the shitstorm that ensued.
"Experienced" is a poor euphemism given that most monsters spend their time off training for their future husbando, and any experience they gain via one-off fuck session would easily be gained by fucking you, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058690
Bait harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058687
No, but I would like to destroy her snow-flake designed hymen.
Seriously, can you imagine spreading a virgin glacies' pussy open to see such a detailed and ornate hymen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058701
>I'm totally not a fag
>Proudly proclaiming doing gay shit and asking others to do the same

You are not even trying anymore, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058705
>snow-flake designed hymen
Excellent taste. I bet she'd ahegao as you showly melted through it with the tip of your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058703
>And it's clear that even more don't based on the shitstorm that ensued.

Can you back that up with numbers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058699
You be careful with those tastes now, your first time might end up with her t-shirt still on and her blushing so hard she can't look you in the face as you penetrate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058640
>"What was that?" the robot devil asked, his perpetual grin seeming to widen just a bit as the glow vanished. "You'll take her place?"

>I nodded, the scaled girl pulling me close with a hastey "No"

>"Why should I anon?" the robotic demon asked, a wry tone in his voice. "She's already signed her contract, what could you offer me to take her place?"

>"Seven years," I offered, struggling to speak through the increasingly panicked girls arms. "Same punishment."

>The iron embodiment of evil gave was quiet for a second, watching me and pleading alp turned jabberwocky.

>"You don't have to do this." she begged me, pulling me into her softness "I signed the paper, I should suffer the punishment. Just like the first time."

>"Its a deal!" the robot devil shouted gleefully, snapping his steel claws and bringing me before him. "Just sign on the dotted line."

>I signed without a second thought, etching my name on the parchment just like all those times before.

>As I finished with a final flourish, the contract vanished in a puff of fire.

>"The deal is done!" The hellish deal-maker crowed, a glow surrounding me "lets get you to work Anon, you have a busy seven years ahead of you."

>As the purple glow reached its zenith I gave the red-eyed dragon a final look, her face blotchy and tear stained.

>"I guess this is good bye," I simply said, giving as warm a smile as I could manage "I'll see you soon."

>"I'm s-sorry Anon," she wept, falling to her knees "I'm so s-sorry."

>I tried to tell her it was OK, that everything would be alright. That it wouldn't be too long.

>The words never came as the robot devil whisked me away, leaving the crying monster girl alone in an empty home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058710
>can you back that up with numbers
>on an anonymous mongolian puppet show board
of course he fucking cant
but theres only two or three slutfuckers like you and theres at least six people with actually decent taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058710
If it was just one or two people the response to >>13058329 wouldn't have been so vehement. Short of getting everyone involved to put on a trip there's no actual way of getting solid numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058714
This claim has zero merit, seeing as it can't be confirmed, you're pulling numbers out of nowhere.

>inb4 strawpoll

Proxy voting. Withheld votes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058719
>y-you can't prove people don't like sluts
get over it
people dont like your shitty fetish other than maybe one person who is totally not a strawman guys i swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058717
I pretty much already said this, meaning claims of "there are this many" are meaningless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058713
Interest peaked. You have my attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058701
I mean...I personally would enjoy swimming in a free-range ocean for 10 years as opposed to being an Alp.

Whether you're baiting or not is irrelevant. That's my opinion and I'm sticking with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058723
Whatever you say empty claims kun. Whatever you say. Nice, as always, to know you speak for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058724
And yet the responses against sluts (within 60 seconds of each other, mind) were significantly more numerous than the claims for 'experienced women'. Moving the goalposts because you want 'hard numbers' is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058724
Both sides can't prove shit, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

Please consider suicide, all of you.

I bet fucking alps wouldn't argue as much as you fuckfaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058729
i dont need to speak for everyone
i can speak for anyone that isnt you


>>13058733
dont worry if hard numbers actually come out theyll act like it doesnt count because reasons
their entire defense is based around anonymity because theres two of them tops

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058730

See >>>>13058729 >>13058733

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058736
Oi. Cunt. Watch yourself. Before you botch yourself. Monstergirls are serious business, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058737
>i can speak for anyone that isnt you

That's some ego you got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058713
>her crying quickly turns into laughter
>that gullible retard fell for it again
>now she can enjoy riding her lover's duck while that faggot suffers punishment
>and she also got all that mad dosh from devil
Trust no one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058738
Somehow, that proves exactly nothing.
Saying that I 'can't prove shit' when I've referred to the post with multiple people talking about sluts being bad within 60 seconds of each other means you actually don't care about any evidence, and to claim that I 'speak for everyone' isn't true -- I just speak for drastically more people than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058733
And we'll leave the argument at that.
In the meantime, this girl is very eager to sing to you. Will you listen to her song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058741
i guess
its better than wanting to have a slut as a waifu and ignoring evidence when it doesnt fit your world views

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058727
You're not swimming anon, you're drowning.

All the time.

With horrible painful Cthulu rape from time to time. In which you'll still be drowning while it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058747
Yes, let's.

I'd love to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058747
Yeah, though I'd be curious/suspicious as to why she'd want to sing for me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058746
>I just speak for drastically more people than you

Says you. Are you also counting the people that didn't chime in, of course you're not, because it doesn't matter anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058755
She's distracting you so her sisters can steal your birdfood and other shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058752
Still sounds slightly better than being an Alp.
Slightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058751
>evidence

Again, you've proven nothing. I. Am. Out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058756
And I'm not speaking for the invisible fairies either, because those people DON'T MATTER, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
>It doesn't matter anyhow
Run, run! Get out of here with your shit human girl sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058736
But arguing so freely is a sign of the deep bond we all share. It proves we aren't worried our opinions would jeopardize our relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058761

See >>13058759

You're adorable. Seek mental help. Getting so huffy over nonexistent women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058762
Because we have no relationship.

I would honestly talk about monster girls with alps than you faggots given the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058759
you move around the barriers for 'proof' because when we actually reach your arbitrary high water mark you need to find another way to keep your reviled shit here
you would never be satisfied with any proof given
get the fuck out faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058713
Please do an epilogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058766
But anon, I am the Alp. No homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058765
>I-i'm wrong and can't bear to admit it!
>I can't actually argue so better use a foolproof tactic!
>Open with the ad hominems!
Proof was given.
You can change the end goal all you want but that doesn't change the fact that more people who post in the thread dislike sluts than like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058767

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058755
>>13058754
She loves to spread happiness wherever she goes, and to do it, she sings songs of joy to anyone willing to listen.

Sadly, you only now find out that her singing ability is wretched, and that you may have very likely caught her tone deafness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058772
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shitstorm over SLUTS! and MUH PURITY!
>Anons incapable of realizing that some people are pure, some are sluts, some sleep around, some only sleep with their beloved partner, etc.
>Anons who argue and bitch at each other because they can't accept or comprehend that people have variation to them.
>Instead, Shitstorm!

God the thread hasn't been this bad in a while...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058775
It has been revealed to me in such a way that I can be certain.
Checkmate, atheist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058775
>>13058329
Once again, there are numerous responses within the 60 second limit to each other talking against sluts and only one or two talking for them.

>inb4 'b-but that's not evidence!'
Evidence that at least 5 posters don't like sluts, which is more than the two that do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058781
You don't understand, one person's opinions are above that of all others.

[Anonymous No.]

>mermaids getting DP'd by dolphins
>mermaids getting their tits squeezed by giant crabs
>mermaid using electric sealife to masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058781
People usually don't turn to MGs because they want the shit that human women are saddled with, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058774
Listen to http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ee6hiW55oq

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058713
>Words cannot accurately describe the hellish life that awaited me on the other end.

>The head priestess quickly explained what my duties would be, ranging from cleaning the private quarters of the priests and priestess to watching newly wedded couples consummate their marriage before the altar of their dark god.

>It didn't sound too bad at first, I just had to clean a filthy temple and watch three orgies a day.

>Not too different than normal life in MGC to be honest.

>Then the punishments came.

>I'd done my best to keep my lower head at bay but a man can only control so much of his body. One day I popped a boner mid mass, drawing a cruel smile from the priestess.

>Whips and chains were what she used that first day, scourging my back as she tittered. Her practice hands mixing pleasure with pain in equal measure.

>Her expert hands would have brought a man to his peak and beyond many times over but the contract prevented me from obtaining release.

>Instead I just hovered on the brink, always dangling on the edge but never falling. It was an indescribable feeling of primal need that pained me, my twitching member begging for a freedom it could not obtain.

>Eventually my punishment ended, two hours having passed since i was brought in.

>I like to think myself a strong man but I could not help but breakdown as my basest urges howled within me.

>It was my second week on the job.

>That is how my days passed, eternally aching for relief that would never come. Some days she would tie me to a wrack in punishment, others she would deprive me of my senses as she teased me.

>Twice she tried blade play.

>I didn't even last a year before I suffered a breakdown, swapping between needy panting and desperate begging. Hoping every day that I would be freed from my torment.

>I lost track of time and each day began to feel like part of an endless loop.

>Only the thought of my home and the girl kept me from completely breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058785
B-but that's bestiality! But also funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058784
And that is why this thread is a haven of acceptance for monsterboys, futa, and NTR, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058794
There are very few human boys in the ocean, anon. The mermaids get so very lonely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058796
No, because that one person doesn't like those things. Except for NTR I guess.
Anyway, don't question the Arbiter of Good Taste, for he is infallible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058783
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Neither side is winning this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058785
Mermaids do it out of curiosity.

Merrows do it on the seabed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058800
Usually those things are dictated by the crowd in the thread. Generally leading to a shitstorm between a small minority and the greater whole of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058785
Fun fact:
>Jellyfish do not and cannot generate electricity through their tentacles
>They instead generate a neurotoxin through several small barbs located all throughout their tentacles
>Muromi is now being pricked and poked with several poison-inducing barbs on her arms, her shoulders, her back, and probably her nipples too

Do you think she's going to wake up sore, or does she do this every Tuesday like we're meant to understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058786
We're imagining ourselves with fictional women.
It's thus entirely possible, nay in fact, probable, and entirely the point, to therefore imagine yourself with the kind of girl that you want.

Regardless of if other anons imagine other kinds of girls, they don't matter because they're not the one you're going for.

And yet rather than just letting each other enjoy whatever their tastes are, some anons insist on going "ur waifu a slut" or some such. It's utter nonsense and results in naught but shitstorms and rampant idiocy.

So y'know what? I'll just say this. Whatever anon may be reading. Your taste is fine, and your waifu loves you.
Unless you're a cuckold in which case I cannot understand you, at all. You and your tastes a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058801
>can't present counter proof
>"dude shut the fuck up"
Either you have no argument or you actually think slut MGs that suck 47 dicks on the way to the parking lot are a fine thing to have in these threads.

I'm not sure which is sadder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058782
>>13058783
So you can't prove it. Okay. Nice chatting with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058807
>>Muromi is now being pricked and poked with several poison-inducing barbs on her arms, her shoulders, her back, and probably her nipples too
This is my fetish.

>does she do this every Tuesday
>every tuesday
I imagine she does it at least three times a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058806
You just questioned the Arbiter of Good Taste. Didn't you know that his taste is better than yours and his opinions more valid?
Why are you even engaging me when I'm so obviously being sarcastic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058812
I dunno about the current shitstorm, but it was originally about all MGs being 'canon' sluts, which is kind of trying to force someone's headcanon on the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058814
>We can't have sluts because I don't like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058814
>strawmanning
That's pretty sad itself.

Who's OCD enough to actually comb through the thread to see if this proof is actually legit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058807
I bet Muromi loves to ram an electric eel up her loose, used-up cloaca like a wildly trashing dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058807
Every Tuesday? Try three times a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058822
>force

Baphomet.

"If she takes a fancy to the man".

That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058817
You're being sarcastic about someone who I think has a point. Slut MGs aren't liked for the same reason people don't like NTR, and kind of goes against the spirit of the thing. Who wants to imagine someone disloyal to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058788
Jesus. Is that coming from her mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058834
What was the point again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058791
More

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058834
Sluts aren't disloyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058815
>t-that's not prooooooof because it contradicts what I think!

>>13058826
No, the thread in general doesn't like them. Might as well say the same shit for monsterboys and futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058833
And you're doing nothing but proving my point.

>>13058837
That people in this thread, on average, do not like slut MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058822
Eh, I think it was more that originally, people were saying that Experienced Women = Sluts, and that since there are canonically several MGs who usually don't just go for the first dick they ever touch, therefore all MGs are sluts.

People naturally found this objectionable, and thus, the shitstorm began. Fact is a "Slut" is a girl who sleeps around. With the MGE, girls may have a variety of sexual relations before settling down with their one true Husbando, or they might find him right off the bat. Regardless though, none of them are "Sluts" who would then continue to sleep around.

As I said, the point of the MGE is to fantasize about being with whatever kind of girl that appeals to you.

tl;dr: Strawmanning Causes Shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058842
>thread in general
Where's your proof of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058844
>do not like slut MGs
And the guy I'm calling Arbiter of Good Taste likes sluts. That's the sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058840
>sluts aren't disloyal
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058842
Except slut don't universally get shouted down, unlike mb and futa. Nice try though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058833
>>13058834
See >>13058845

>>13058840
Slut = Promiscuous, by definition, disloyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058846
>>13058783
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058845
We were saying Experienced =/= Sluts, while the other side was insisting that they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058848
>>13058852
Sluts are an easy lay. Doesn't mean they're disloyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058845
I wish more people would get that there can be different individual MG's. Like earlier there were posts about a slutty Anubis and then in contrast a pure Anubis without anyone getting mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058851
>doesn't get universally shouted down
People were defending monsterboys last thread and people tried to shout this down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058854
That's what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058852
We all know MGs don't cheat, but to you she's a slut if she's had any dick other than yours, eve if she is 100% loyal to you. Your dealing in such absolutes is what causes problems.

>but aren't you doing the same saying all mgs are slut?

Take it up with KC and how the guide is written, not us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058861
Pretty much, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058863
Actually I'm someone who was earlier arguing that experienced =/= slut.

But yes, you are doing that same kind of over-generalization. As I've said at least twice now, even the way the MGE is written gives plenty of room for the interpretation of girls who have different tastes, and different levels of sexual experience, the better to fit with the tastes of the reader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058860
You know that was fujosht kun and the guys in the irc, the former likes it, the latter just like to troll, like futacat back on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058869
Again, take it up with the guide, not us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058870
>fujosht kun and the guys in the irc

Don't pin this shit on IRC. We want nothing to do with whatever bullshit is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058791
>That morning I woke up not on my stained cot or strapped to some sort of punishment device, but on a nice, brown carpet.

>It was a well kept room, a slightly worn couch sitting before a widescreen television. The room was spotless and familiar photos hung from the walls.

>A smiling man and blushing, purple scaled girl were in each and every one of them.

>"Whose there?" a strong, feminine voice shouted, a loud thumping echoing as the speaker descended the stairs.

>I turned around to see her, long violet hair hanging around her like a veil, a severe case of bed head causing strays strands of hair to stick out at every angle.

>Great, scaled wings sprouted from her back and taloned claws replaced her hands and feet while a long tail grew from the base of her spine.

>The girl was clad in a silken night gown that hugged her body, grand breasts pushing the top up and reveling wide hips and and a great behind, its straps digging into her succulent flesh.

>She froze as our eyes met, blinking in surprise before launching into me, wrapping me up in a bone crushing hug.

>I wept openly with her, the warm touch of another creature pushing me over the edge as I hugged her back.

>"It's you!" she cried, tail wrapping around my back and pulling me even tighter to her body as her great wings surrounded me in a violet cocoon. "Your back!"

>We lay there on the floor for more than an hour, weeping with joy as we basked in each others presence.

>"I'm sorry," the jabberwocky hiccuped, her purple eyes looking into my tired ones "I never should have made that deal. I should have learned that the first time."

>"It's alright," I replied, giving her a smile and wiping a tear away "we all make mistakes sometimes."

>Her retort was a kiss, her long tongue dancing with mine.

>It wasn't an empty, lust filled one like the ones I had gotten at the temple, it was a pure, loving one.

[Anonymous No.]

Got MILF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058863
Except the guide is written in a self contradictory way so much so that two anons found different quotations both supporting and opposing it.

Relying on the worldguide has and will always be shit, seeing as it's a biased in universe perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058870
You realize that same argument could be applied here, right?

>>13058877
Go back to sucking bobs dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058877
And yet you're always here to point that fact out.
>>13058880
Yahoo~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058881
True, so you see we are arguing over nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058880
Lick the snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058880
No, but I have a loli with big horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058876
>Take it up with the Guide
Again, I've read it plenty enough, and I have no idea what is causing you to come to the assumption that "All MGs are invariably sluts who will take dozens of dicks in their lives".

If anything it says the opposite generalization, with the interpretation of their being any sluts at all being more based on exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058886
IRC always watches the threads.
They're like Greek gods in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058879
But what was the deal? What did the Jabberwock get in turn for her punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058890
>"Hey girl, lemme touch your horns"
>"I need an adult!"
>"I AM AN ADULT!"
>>13058892
>Greek gods
Bunch of dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058885
>>13058886

You are aware a majority of the "HURRR IRC IS SHIT" isn't from your BIDF, ELH, LDR, or whatever boogeyman of the day. It's from a disgruntled person who isn't allowed in any of the channels. Ring any bells?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058879
Cute. Was expecting a bit more suffering, and more detail on the healing after, but all the same, cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058887
I'm not sure what the fuck the arguing is about, really. All I care about is pure MGs so I have nothing to do with any of this shitstorm. It just pisses me off when people treat the world guide as gospel, only KC's Q&As can be accepted as objectively true.
So let's talk about Oni. Would you get drunk and then grope one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058900
>>13058896
Still writing as we speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058898
Bollucks.

>>13058897
Yes, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058898
Nobody cares about the irc, just fucking shut up about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058898
Fuck off, I don't care about your special big boys club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058898
I have no idea what you're talking about, I never said you were shit, I've never been to the IRC. All I know is that you're always ready to point out you want nothing to do with the shit going on in these threads, while still being here to point that out at just the right time. This has happened before, and it's highly suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058881
>Both things turn out to be true
>Readers can take either route based upon their preference
>CONTRADICTION!
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058897
>>"Hey girl, lemme touch your horns"
I bet sheepgirls get their horns groped a lot on the subway. I might even do it myself. They're just so cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058891
Gee I don't know, passages saying that the How the MG hunts a for spirit energy and will husbando a man IF he strikes her fancy. Baphomet, whose entry says, you will have the charm and depravity of little girls trained into your bode" i.e., you gon get fucked, only fo rth eentry to later say that most candidates for "oniichan" will be released, i.e, fuck and chuck, until she finds a strong big brother. And shit like >>13058354

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058912
A well written piece of work shouldn't have to out and out use two pieces of contradicting writing, it could just rely on ambiguity for the same effect. It's either lazily written or edited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058911

It's not all that suspicious.

There's 112 contributors to this thread and who knows how many lurkers. There's upwards of 42 people on the IRC channel. That means at any given time there's probably 1/3rd of the people here currently idling in the IRC channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058919
>"Dayum girl, whacha doin' wi' all dat junk on yo head? You need to give an' no' jus' take you kno' wha' I'm sayin'?"
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058901
Well seeing as when we talk of MGE, the guide is the law...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058846
What's your proof that thread hates futa and NTR?
I love them and it means all love them. Those faggot who say fuck off are samefagging
You can't prove that either

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058923
Which means you are very much part of the shit that goes on here. Why bother denying it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058920
Most of those 'if they strike their fancy' things are so people don't have to get married to the first one that sexes them if they don't want to. It's a hugbox, and realistically given the insane need for husbands I don't think they would just let men go on average given that the DL can amass an army in the tens of thousands of husbando-crazed monsters basically at will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058929
That comment wasn't directed at futa and NTR.
Are you running out of straws to grasp and are now going after people not even related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058924
Would you try to help a little sheep loli on the verge of tears surrounded by lusty blacks? They might even start rubbing their crotches on the ribbed surface of her horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058925
A guide that inherently contradicts itself is a guide I would not rely on. Moreover, it's known that both guides are written by a biased in universe perspective with a lack of information. The guide is not infallible, and you could meet someone who broke any of the rules in it if you REALLY wanted because it's KCs hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058933
You just confirmed what we've been saying

>so people don't have to get married to the first one that sexes them if they don't want to

MGs can take various dicks, BEFORE marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058920
Yes, and?
The whole IF a man strikes her fancy bit leaves plenty of room for interpretation.

It could be #1, or it could be #3, or 7, or 12, or whatever. It's to be based on the preference of the reader. If they think it'd be appealing to be seduced, used, and then chase after a Baphomet who'd already gotten a bit of experience, then that's what they'll do. If they'd rather have a tumble with a shy, virginal bapho who's just set out to find her own "Oniichan", and who then takes a shining to him, then that is just as applicable.

And I see nothing in >>13058354 that contradicts this either. So because they start young, they must be sluts? Not that they just start young, and thus find a husbando young?

Also anon, your typing is getting worryingly bad. I think you might want to take a break from the computer.

>>13058922
I think that the perceived contradiction is mainly coming from ambiguity in the first place...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058937
I would indeed. I would engage them in the whitest ghetto talk since the latest Ojou-Dragon rap album. The girl could sneak away while they're confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058940
How does this disprove MGs can be sluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058752
Head so tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

Im glad we are shitposting ourselves to death so fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058944
Okay? But they generally don't. In fact, I'd go so far as to say with his wording that it would be rare, but possible because KC wants to accommodate you.
Why are we not talking about Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058948
>the latest Ojou-Dragon rap album
I don't know if OWA is funnier as gangsta rap in the most refined accents or as them rapping about their actual lives in fake ghetto accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058951
I never said it did. Merely that either interpretation could be viewed as true because of KCs lack of a spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058962
I want to fap into an Oni's sake bottle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058962
Yes. Let us abandon all pretense and arguments. Talk of Oni.

I want to bury my face in her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread devolved into literal garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058964
Actual lives with fake ghetto accents, that's way, way better.
Also: the new hit TV show, Lairz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058962
Because people are still sore about the shitstorm and having their experienced waifus called sluts and unfaithful.

I want an Oni to ride on my shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058972
I wish you luck but your odds are not great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058978
How about my odds at stealing her sweaty gym clothes and getting high off of her smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058971
Lewd. Would you enjoy the look on her face when she tastes your cum?

How would you feel she she came for the source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058975
You'd need a strong back but t would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people who actually want "experienced" slots who was fucked by countless faceless men
>not experiencing and discovering new kinks and fetishes together with your virginal waifu
>not remembering it years ago with a bit of nostalgia and awkward laugh
Plebs
It's like downloading 100% save for rpg. You get overpowered character with ultimate weapons and shit but what is the fun in that if you haven't seen him grow and improve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058962
I love onis. If I thought I could get away with it I'd get this as a tattoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058981
Very good.
Keep in mind she'll drag you into the showers for punishment afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058947
Well duh, they do whatever they like, no adult supervision, and the mothers approve of them getting dick from an early age, "trained at the hands of men" you'd have to be blind not to see it

>inb4 but they husband the first dick they have

But they don't, going by those ifs and clear sleeping around found n entries like baphos, kejouro's and succubus. Fine, no MG cheats, but sleeping around until you find a husband is not cheating.

In the end, I think >>13058940 is right, the guide simply contradicts itself too much, but the possibility for either's side view is there.

Can we stop now?

I believe MGs can be sluts.
You don't.
There. Finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058973
>You will never fall in love with a Merrow as she sings Part of Your World in her loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058990
Will she go easy on me if I confess to having done it before and that I always took care to wash them after wearing them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058986
Chill.
We're not talking about it anymore.
Whether you're right or wrong at this point is irrelevant. Nobody cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058986
I know this is bait but I'm too far into it to ignore.

Anon. Just because you and I would want a virginal waifu with whom to experiment and discover everything, does not mean that other anons are wrong for being okay with a girl who has a bit of experience. Nor does having a bit of experience make her a slut, nor does it mean she's "fucked countless faceless men".

So please. Just. Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058989
She looks kind of weak. Sure she can treat you right? Can she prince carry you to your ravishment bed while you're too drunk to care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058986
It's more like having a level 40 character join your team with awesome gear and stats.
Stop being so hateful, we're done talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>people are still shit posting about shitstorm I started hours ago
You are such good goys
Feels good to be the Jew

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058962
>But they generally don't

You can't make this claim as fact. Just see >>13058992

We done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059000
>prince carry
The hell is that?
>>13059004
You're not fooling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058997
Just report and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058879
>Her gaze was hot as we broke the kiss, both of us gasping for air after the kiss.

>Her instincts must have been screaming at her, the urge to ravish me then and there at the forefront of my mind.

>A primal need to erase all the other scents away from me telling her to strip and mount me.

>For a second, I thought she would, one claw drifting southward towards my zipper.

>My heartbeat increased and I flinched, memories of those long years rushing to the forefront.

>Her hand stopped and move northward, settling atop my head and rubbing my shaggy hair.

>"Guess its a bit too soon for that," she replied, stroking my hair "but that's ok. We can go whenever you are ready."

>I simply gave her a tired nod and fell asleep again in her arms, surrounded by her comforting warmth.

> = = =

>The road to recovery wasn't an easy one, the long years with the church of the fallen god scarring me so that I still flinched at the sound of a whip.

>It was only the jabberwock's loving presence and care that helped me return to some semblance of normality. Aiding my recovery as I had helped her adjust to her body after she became an alp, and again after she became a jabberwockey.

>Although there was less milk involved this time.

>She had become strong during the time I was away, her niggling doubts and uncertainties having disappearing beneath a new found confidence in herself.

>It was a full month before I was confident enough to return her feelings, taking her first in on the night of the full moon.

>On that night I asked her what the robot devil had offered her that night that made her sign the contract.

>"A husband," she answered, a blush on her face and an embarrassed tone in her voice that harkened back to the old her "at the time I came to realize that I wanted you but...well....I couldn't build up the courage to ask and you never made the first move."

>"I'm really quite a fool" she whispered as she pulled me in close.

(1 more after this)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059000
Don't worry, I'll make sure she eats her vegtables and gets big and strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058992
I'm saying that just because some might sleep around, doesn't mean all do, even among species described as doing so in their profiles.

You're thinking and using far too many generalizations. I'm saying that for every MG who sleeps around before settling down, there's one who finds their husbando in the first guy they lay. Simple as that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058996
Well, she'll cradle you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear while she takes you right there on the shower floor. Does that count?

she might propose that she watches you more carefully so that you can't get away with such disreputable deeds.


The clothes find themselves in your drawers anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059006
Like a princess carry, but for musclegirls on men,
some autist was raging that a princess carry couldn't be done to a man because of it's name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059011
Yeah, not all monsters are the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059014
I am not worthy of such a woman. Hopefully her daddy, the big bad PMC CEO, doesn't mind too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059011
There is, and she's called unicorn. The rest are free game.

Your waifu a slut, mai waifu a slut, every MG a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059000
But I want to be the one to princess carry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059011
More like two or three to one sleeping around, going by the language, if not higher than that.

It's a stupid argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059019
Don't change actual words to cater to those kinds of people anon. Every time you do, the terrorists win. And every time the terrorists win, Allah kills a Girtablilu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058974
>>Lairz.
>blue dragon with a black himecut dressed in a long skirt, dress shirt and corset talks to the camera
>Yo mang dis be my crystalware cabinet.
>An dis be where I hang with mah nigguhs. Camera pans to elegant tearoom with a steaming pan on the table
>Tru fac, jes now muh niggaz gon cum here an they gun bring some rocks dawg! Doorbell rings, a twindrills Gold Dragon stands at the door with a strawberry cake
>Oh, please do come in~ The others shan't be long n-
>Hrmph~ What I be saying nigguh, dass tight mang, we gon rip dose rocks up...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059019
>name

No it's because it's reserved for women, period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059023
Back problems ahead, but she'll appreciate the gesture, I'm sure.

>>13059021
Oh, I'm sure he'd be fine with you. At least you're not some asshole out to break her heart, and not strong enough to hurt her physically. Just try and have a good job or at least a decent one and he'll find you okay.


Her mother will adore you, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059028
Yes, yes. M. Bison levels of yes right there.
>>13059029
But you can do it to men without their bodies changing you silly person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059029
And here he is ladies and gentlemen!
The man, the legend, the impossibly literal man!

[Anonymous No.]

Neither will yield, only if one side could wipe the other out would the arguments cease.

SLUT AKBHAR
VIRGIN AKBHAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058983
I'd set up a camera in her room and watch her freak out from my house. I'd time it so that she had friends around and couldn't tip them off to the fact that her bottle is 1/4th jizz, nor could she run over to my house and violate me. I'd fap as I watch her squirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059031
>a good job or at least a decent one
No. When I got into the university for the first time, I decided to never leave it. I'll become a janitor if that's what it takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059020
Yup.
>inb4 NO! ALL MUNSTARS SAME. EXACT AS PROFILE. CLONES. NO VARIATION!

>>13059022
Anon, quit being silly. Any MG has the capacity to be a virgin bride. Hell, Unicorn's shtick is less about being a virgin herself, and more that she'll only take virgin husbandos.

>>13059025
Perhaps. Exact ratio doesn't really matter in the long run, as the point is that either way, you get the kind of waifu whom you're comfortable with.

>It's a stupid argument
Understatement of the era.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, I'll scout the enemy armies under one condition...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059043
>"Can it. I don't have any enemies, and neither do you. I'm leaving this country and its stupid war. Will you come with me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059034
The arguments have stopped. That may have made sense an hour ago, now we're talking about Oni.

>>13059035
Oh, you are in for it after her friends leave.

Was it worth it, she asks while fucking you roughly in your bed so hard you can hear the floor creak. Was it worth embarrassing her in front of her friends? How can you be so cruel?
she loves it she when you give her a reason to take you hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059032
>>13059033

Don't care, it's girly, reserved for women, and no self respecting man would allow himself to be princess carried. Men carry women, your gender role stuff applies to one girl, amazon. Even the rape femdom machine Ushi Oni coos for the husband and minds the house for him. Sorry you want to be an alp so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059037
>Thought I was mentioned for some weird reason
>Just some guy screaming Munstars instead

Can we talk about something else now? Like...Why Wurms are so pure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059043
Fine, I'll get the hairbrush.

[Anonymous No.]

>Slut! shitstorm at last reaches it's conclusion

>Muh Gender Roles Guy who gets Triggered by princess carry pops up

Oh god please no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059022
But it's not. All warriors mgs are virgins and only have sex with the guy who defeats them. After that they will recognize that guy as a husband whether he likes it or not
Shirohebi are too yandere to slut around
Glacies only melt with their husbands
Dormouse recognize the first guy as their fated one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059050
No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an oni to bully me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059036
Scholarly work, then? Well, he might think that's a bit of a poor way for a man to spend his life but it's a living. Besides, maybe you can help his daughter with the work she's been missing.

Meanwhile, his wife is squealing, chair and floor creaking under her muscles that her daughter is marrying a professor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059050
>no self respecting man
>having self esteem this low
There is no way my dignity is so vulnerable that being carried like that would diminish it.
>>13059052
Because their hears are solid gold. Not real gold though, because that's just for teeth, not hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059037
> They themselves stay as pure “virgins” and never have sex with any men until they give themselves to their husband
Unocorn is the only one with the virgin schtick. Technically, manticore could apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059052
Because they're too simplistic to ever think about sleeping around, and too strong to ever let a guy go once they've got one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059049
When she arrives, she'll have one more trial to overcome. I'll place a sake cup full of the cum I let out watching her suffer on the windowsill , rigged with a string to me. She can either go for the jizz while I run away, or she can tackle me and the jizz flies out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059067
>a professor
Funny thing is, they've been calling me that since high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059063
I do. Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059050
Nobody cares what you think. It's a hugbox, you can do what you want and you can't affect theirs.


In mine I am constantly being princess carried by tall, attractive women who want to fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059070
And yet, Bicorns. Yes, virgin is their shtick, but that doesn't mean they're the only ones capable of being virgins for their husbando.

God this argument has gone beyond stupid, it's over, okay? Done. Buried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059053
>brush
You're interested in a quickie with your Kitsune waifu, aren't cha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059076
Congratulations. You care about something completely meaningless enough to rant about it on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059060
Okay, almost all MGs are sleep around before marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059070
Ushi-Oni and sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059008
>"Yeah," I chuckled lightly, ruffling her hair as her two side mouths lightly licked me. "It's kind of silly in retrospect."

>"It is," she simply said, taking a deep breath to steady herself "but I'm not going to make that mistake again."

>She sat up and pulled me with her, a determined look on her face

>"Anon," she said, speaking with a strength she didn't have in the past "will you marry me?"

>My heart skipped a beat at her words, my cheeks flushing

>"I do," I responded, giving her a warm smile "just so long as no one makes another deal with the devil

> -

>"This is shit!" the flat-chested girl swore, looking angrily at the crimson painted demon as he led her to the house "I was supposed to turn back and get a wife! Not get stuck like this!"

>"If you want to blame anyone "girl"" the robot devil said, drawing girl out as long as he could "blame yourself for enjoying it."

>The alp simply swore again, her body taking her forward despite her protests.

>A metal hand knocked on the door of the house, a small one belonging to one of the Robot Devils many contracts.

>With a creak it swung open, revealing a tired looking young man.

>"What do you want?" he grumbled, rubbing at the stubble on his jaw and giving the metal demon a wary look.

>"Oh nothing my dear boy," the robot devil replied, stepping to the side and so the man could see the grumpy looking alp "Just honoring our bargain. One safe shot for one alp, even if its a little late."

>"An alp?" he questioned, clearly unamused "You can't even give me a werecat?"

>"Hey," the irritated alp snapped, giving the man an angry look "I'm not enjoying this anymore than you are."

>"A deal is a deal boy. Treat her well~" the robot devil said before vanishing in a puff of smoke

>"Great," the tired man muttered, turning back to the alp "So, I guess your mine?"

>"Unfortunately," she replied "Yours to do whatever with."

>The man grunted, giving her a look. "How do you feel about milk?

End

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059072
She'll just go for the source and milk you with her pussy till you've paid her three times that weight in cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059082
Quit generalizing and shut the fuck up already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059083
I'll grant you sandworm for similar reasons as wurm already mentioned, but Ushi-Oni?

Rape-Train is their whole shtick. Pretty sure more than 1 pelvis is going to get wrecked in the lifetime of most of dem demon cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059077
>>13059081

And I don't care that you want to fag up the thread and will make sure you know it. Just as we fight MBs, so will I fight this alp behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059082
>almost all
That's not what the worldguide says in either interpretation, but it's your headcanon so I guess feel free.

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone, its been an eventful day.

Take it easy and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059090
No and No. Enjoy your "virgins" I will enjoy my guide approved sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059097
But I have an ignis and this bottle and it REALLY wants to come out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059091
She grabs a husband and drags him off to her rape cave. Unless she literally kills him (unlikely, he'd soon be an incubus and DE protects men) she has no reason to ever go fuck another man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059097
Nighty-night, don't let the Oomukade hold your hand.
Or do let her, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059099
Well, let her out.

Just don't let things get too out of hand.

>>13059101
She gonna get cuddled anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059098
Or guide disapproved, depending on how you read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059097
Too late.

>>13059100
While I'm sure yes, that happens in many cases, I'd hazard that there are plenty of others where they just trample through a village, ravaging who knows how many men, leaving them broken, whimpering little husks...

Prime setup for some healing actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059107
True.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059060
Truly, Shirohebi best mg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059106
So, uh. The loli ignis is now toasting all the bread in the house and finding other food to cook. I'm not even hungry. What do I do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059099
Jizz into the bottle without letting her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059109
It's in the profile as their primary method. While there may be a handful of exceptions most will be reliant on the first cumpump they find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059086
well, hope you guys like, or at least tolerated, all this

Don't make deals with the devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059094
That's your interpretation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059115
Either make her eat it all or store some for dinner/lunch.

Also, promise her head pats and cuddling.

Hopefully its gets her to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059086
>no suffering end with guy coming to his waifu after years of suffering only to find her having happy life and children with other guy
Lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059116
>and then anon had his peephole singed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059120
Eh worldguide says that MGs often become attached to the first dick they ride.

I'm not sure how frequent 'often' is but it's clearly open to interpretation. Still, it's unlikely that 'almost all' would sleep around if they often get seriously attached to one dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059124
I made her eat it, but now she's my size and demanding sex. This is kind of getting out of hand here. Do I need to do anything special when sexing an ignis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059128
>peephole singed
Oh god no. I could sorta see the attraction in Zappy-sama but getting your dick burnt is like a nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059118
Alps a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059129
>It's clearly open to interpretation
That's the long and short of it...and yet it took how many hours of shitstorming for most anons to begin stating this simple truth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059135
No bully pls. They just want to entertain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059129
Where does it say often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059129
"All the crap that has been cited already" is my response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059133
Nope,

MAMANO MANA should handle the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059142
>>13058021
Warning, shitstorm attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059144
And yet there is crap that contradicts that.

Any interpretation is valid because KC left it wide open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054843
This is not an application of r34 that I had previously considered..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059141
By sticking pistols in their mouths and firing? By all means, let them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059126
Sorry anon.

I'm a softie who likes happy endings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059086
I'm...not sure I understand this ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059154
>wanting Alps dead
You must really hate them. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059150
I know >>13059098 >>13059107 >>13059111
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059113
That's not Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>People already starting up this shitstorm again

W-well, If Oni didn't work then maybe...

[Anonymous No.]

MGs can be slutty, MGs can be virginal, MGs can be anything in between, in the end it doesn't matter because you'll get the waifu who's just what you want.

If we can all agree on this, why're we still talking about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059158
They know what they did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059157
1st half is anon and alperwock coming to terms and getting engaged.

2ms half is an anon who took the secret box getting stuck with another anon.

Cyclical ending.

Not the best written one I've done but a headache and lack of sleep will do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059165
Touch the reverse scale.
Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059168
People enjoy shitstorms.

Tell us how you would cuddle your waifu -- or how she might cuddle you. I dunno, someone might waifu sandworms/slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059165
Watery tart, please gimme sword.
>>13059170
Does this have something to do with a specific Alp goofing and delivering the goods on Valentine's Day like it promised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059173
Ah. Alright, thought so, but the transition was a bit sudden, so I was unsure.

>>13059175
>How would you cuddle your waifu?
Snuggling up with her as the little spoon, one hand gently caressing and brushing her tail through the night. Maybe a bit of ear-nibbling too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059043
No you won't that's my job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059177
>goofing and delivering
goofing and NOT delivering*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059168
Because we are angry and self important, and we want to take out our anger on each other because there are no MGs to comfort us.

What do you guys think, are we the angriest thread on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059174
That may go poorly for you. You will be remembered for bravery

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059165
>Dragons in Cheongsams
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059179
>Sudden

That's due too character limit.


Night anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059185
Explain?
I can't think of a single way it could go poorly, could you expand on that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059182
>angriest thread on 4chan
No. I see threads on /a/ every single day that are worse than us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059182
>are we the angriest thread on 4chan?
Nah. R9KIn it's entirety, some vg threads, /pfg/ on tg, /cum/ in /int/, ours just last longer due to slow board speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059182
Not on all of 4chan, no.
Just within /jp/. Which isn't saying much because /jp/ tends to take it easy.

Still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059175
>Hellhound waifu
>Soft fluffy hair
>Smooth skin that's warmer than a human's
>Hellhounds probably pull their husbando close for optimal cuddling
Winter would be fucking bliss and I'd endure the hell of cuddling during the summer for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059173
There's like 3 different secret boxes at this point.

I can't even remember the first one. Where's the RD, I'm sure he'd be able to tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059182
>Spoiler
Dammit anon...it's the truth, and it hurts.

>I will never cuddle with an Anubis who will pet my head with her fluffy paws, helping settle my headache as her calming voice assures me the stupidity of the internet cannot hurt me.
The pain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059181
>>13059177

>Does this have something to do with a specific Alp goofing

Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059193
ALL YOUR BONES
TO DUST
NOTHING CAN CONTAIN HER LUST DEAR GOD YOUVE DAMNED US ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059202
Then what exactly have Alps ever done to earn your ire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059193
If you touch a Ryu's reverse scale, she becomes a rape machine so fierce that she makes Ushi-Onis feel incompetent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059175
I would hold her close as she wraps her wings around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059201
I will never nuzzle my Kiki's neck from behind as I rub her pregnant belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059206
But I can't ease her lust
If my bones are dust
So maybe she'll just
Realise restraint is a must
La di da

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059218
>impregnating the help
You fiend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059201
Would you accept a MG who wants to comfort and heal you?
and then fuck, of course.
Would you let her heal your wounds? Would you open up to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059219
Limericks? Why, I feel as if there's still some embers of the past burning here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059200
Tonight's,

>>13058477

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059201
>Anubis
AA meetings still on your schedule? Your Anubis waifu worries about you when you leave them early and start cuddlewhoring yourself out.

I've only got a short while before my break ends, so here a short MGK scenario.
Kiki is sick, do you visit her with Werewolf and Kitsune and try to cheer her up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059229
I'd love, to but I'm still wandering the desert in search of Girtablilu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059231
You mean the sandbox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059229
Of course I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059229
Of course.
Unsubtly hit on Kitsune to make Kiki and the hellhound jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059235
The pocket dimension located within the sandbox. It's a larger world than I thought. No wonder they're always fighting over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059221
But I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059229
>Spoiler
Why would I cuddlewhore myself out, when I have her to snuggle with?

>>13059225
>Would you accept a MG who wants to comfort and heal you?
Of course?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059238
>Hellhound
She's in second grade, not Kindergarten.

>>13059240
You won't find her.
Cause she's on the other side of the state in another school

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059243
But you are a gentleman, and she is a servant. It can never be!
>Emma with Kikimoras
Or I guess it can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059207
They were born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059221
>not keeping all members of your household pregnant and watching them squabble over time with you before placating them by cuddling all at once, feeling their bellies for your future children

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059175
She'd be on my lap anytime I'm at home, as I try to play monster hunter while she sleeps. It'd be really hard getting up to use the bathroom, since I'd probably wake her up by moving her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059243
How can you be sure she loves you back? She might just be afraid of getting fired. In that case you're raping her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059228
Oh.

Well I guess there's bound to be some weak willed anons who perma Alp and get stuck in that situation.

Dayum shame. Or maybe not dayum shame since they'd have to be legit Alps to...well stays Alps so they'd be happy or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059246
>another school
Lucky for me the Wurms and Sandworms all over have burrowed dimensional holes into all sandboxes, turning them into a fast-travel network between the playgrounds.
If only I knew which one to go to...
>>13059249
You're evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059245
You've got a problem.
Despite having a qt3.14 wife and loving daughter, you go out at night and hold hand, kiss, and hug various single Anubi and Dragons for a price

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059247
I would renounce land and title, if it meant-you know what, fuck that. Being noble is for chumps anyhow. THE MAID IS PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD! and I don't care who knows it. No. Everyone is gonna know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059260
>My Daddy is a whore!
Those are the words your daughteru will speak in class one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059260
>Spoiler
I-I do not! Such accusations, how dare you!

The temptation might've been there while single, but with a loving wife and daughter? I wouldn't even have the time to. I'd go to work, then just want to rush back home to be with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059264
>Last night, I saw Daddy with this woman I never saw before! She kissed him on the mouth before grabbing his butt and placing money in his pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059253
I can live with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059272
>being fine with raping a Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059086
>You will never have a reluctant Alp who doesn't want to admit she loves being a girl
>You will never fill her with Milk until she learns to love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059276
She should learn her place. She is but a tool, to be used and discarded at the master's convenience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059277
Milkman, please. You're making me feel bad I haven't written that stuff yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059276
But, she's a maid! Maids are for relieving their Master's stress. I wouldn't let her have my child if I didn't love her you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059268
But there are pictures.
You didn't even take of your wedding ring.
Seriously though, gotta go. Do that fucking Dragoon story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059279
I bet you don't even care that she silently cries every time you bend her over the table to violate her tight cloaca. I bet you haven't even noticed that she has to clean the table too, and not just the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059284
I did not! I love mai waifu, and just want to cuddle her and only her all night long.

>Spoiler
R-Right...that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059250
>all those bellies

Honestly, that sounds uncomfortable as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059286
Why would I care for such things? The servants see to their business and I see to mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059283
Is it rape if she loves it after the third time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059282
I'm not him, he already has his healthy Alpperwock, but I do agree with the sentiment. A nice cuddly girl who doesn't want to admit she loves being cuddled and girly and olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059287
Do it or else all the Wyverns of the world will create a mighty deluge and wipe away all of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059293
It's never rape if you have the right to use her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059293
I think we call that mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059295
Fun fact mostly nobody remembers: I first wrote about an Alp drinking Holst milk almost a year ago. Boy was I ahead of the curve!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059292
I hope that Kiki is actually a Succubus who eats your waifu's soul and frames you for her murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059286
That's a funny way to write vagina. And it just makes me hotter and harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059286
I guess I won't use the table then.
I always did like suspended congress, anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059307
Go home white knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059198
>/jp/ tends to take it easy
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059307
What waifu? I'm a bachelor, hence why I need to satisfy my needs with something so lowly as a maid. It borders on bestiality, but a man has needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059310
>having a bound Kiki hanging from the ceiling in the smoking room
>gangbang her with your friends when they come over

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059319
>being the villain of a hentai
I admire you. I might drop by with some ivory anal beads to put into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059319
Please anon, I don't share. When I buy a steak I don't let my friends eat it too, they can buy their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059324
>anal beads in a cloaca
I want to plug her urethra up with a dildo vibrator and leave her be for a day. I bet she'll have the most exquisite ahegao when I finally take it out. I should have my photographer around for it so I can show it to all my friends..

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059326
She's a maid, not a piece of meat. She has feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059326
>not hosting dinners
Pleb-tier, not a true aristocrat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059319
Yeah no, what >>13059326 said.
I'd bind her wrists together, not even bothering to remove her outfit since she'll have to clean it afterwards anyways. Her panties would find their place around her ankles before I lift her and plow into her snatch, the only things keeping her from hitting the ground being my hips and her arms around my neck.
And when she's shivering from orgasm, she glances to the side to see the puddles of our love juices on the floor.
It was going to be yet another very long night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059341
Oh you sir, are a rascal! Good show, old sport!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be brave enough to spend a night at cemetery while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5CxT0I4Ng8 ?

Knowing full well you'll be hunted by all the Monster Girls that call the place home.

[Anonymous No.]

Be nice to your maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059340
Being host doesn't mean you share food off your own plate.

In any case, vulgar actions such as relieving yourself - be that relieving excess seed in your maid or excess waste in the proper facilities - are to be done in private, not communally; that is truly plebeian behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059337
>She has feelings.
Oh I am certain she does my good Anon. With the way her body reacts, I'd say she has a great deal of 'feelings'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059308
Her crying, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059355
I want to bully an Oni maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059355
But I already am!
I make sure to let her into bed if she leaves the floor nice and spotless. AND I might even cuddle with her after pumping her belly with semen so she can wake up with a little more spring in her step when she's making breakfast in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059366
No, I mean you're traumatizing the poor thing with your horrible actions. You're just brutally raping her when she just wants you to fuck her out of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059358
It was good enough for the guys in 120 Days of Sodom. The way I see it, you're no different from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059355
I want to lock a maid outside and proceed to do my own laundry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059377
But the wants of the master take priority over the maid's needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059383

You might as well tie a roomba to her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059374
What does she wear while doing that last thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059373
Is that wise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059384
Can't you tease her just a little? make her admit she's a lustful beast that wants Master's seed inside of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059385
I'll run the roomba in the kitchen when i get the bleach to commit chemical warfare on the bathroom. I'm not even going to dilute it properly or use proper scrubbing motions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059374
Good man. You could kiss her a little, you know. She'd like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059389
She's very much on her toes after being fired from two houses for being too feisty. That's exactly why I enjoy, for example, leaving my cumrags on top of the trash and making her wash my back in the bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059384
I know I said maids are there to relieve their master's stress, but your callousness is revolting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059400
And that is why you are working class scum, married to the maid who seduced you and became impregnated by you. That is how the beasts get their prey.

[Anonymous No.]

Cat Girl Maids are objectively the best. Since they purr when happy, usually after patting their heads and encouraging them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059396
Right after a workout, when your smell is strongest? Making her have to hold herself back while she stews in her own juices, masturbating furiously in her bedroom at night when she thinks master can't hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059405
BIG FAT CAT TATS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059388
An apron, it's the only thing that's clean when she wakes up after a night of continuous creampies

>>13059393
But that's a thing that only married couples do.
It's always cute to watch her hips bounce when I tell her I'll kiss her if she makes me cum first.She hasn't even come close since the day I hired her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059404
This
Maids can only be used to satisfy their master needs
She can get pregnant and have illegitimate children but the second she starts saying something about "taking responsibility" you get rid of her and hire new maid. If she starts blackmailing you, you kill her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059404
That kind of attitude is how Democracy starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059404
>slutty maid who desperately tries to get her master to impregnate and marry her
>master is a wizard
>maid gets blue ovaried so hard she tries to rape him, but as a wizard he teleports his dick away just as she's about to deflower herself
>maid suddenly slams down on his featureless doll-like crotch
>cries like a little girl on top of him
Would you break your vows to relieve her suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059404
We are happy and have plenty of love between us, what can you boast, hollow man? Exploiting those who give their all for you, then dumping them like thrash. I will never be like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059415
>killing her
>not selling her to the sultan's harem
Let me guess, you don't even know a sultan? Tsk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059413
>Just an Apron
Good man.

>All this talk of maids
Wonder when the MGC Maid Central will start putting calls out again in response to maid requests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059412
That as well, it's nice to lie back on a sunday with a glass of scotch and watch your Cat Girl Maid work as her massive breasts bounce around in her outfit. Bending over occasionally to give you a peek at her round cat ass too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059408
Of course, that's exactly when a man needs a bath, his muscles too stiff to reach everywhere. Hell, I might even need a massage after a hard day of front squats~ She'll have to stare me right in the dick as she works my big, stiff quads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059420
>giving up infinite power for pussy

I love maids, but come the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059423
We are not so different, you and I. Though our values, backgrounds and lives are vastly different, and we hardly know one another, but I feel we are two of a kind, Hero-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059428
>stare me right in the dick

You're a funny dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059424
>implying my Sultan friend would take used goods into his harem
You insult his honor, Count! The Sultan's falconry team is a wonder of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059433
The Sultan I know has a wise Apophis vizier who has taught him the value of women who are battered and broken.
Reverse corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059430
Though I do not approve of your methods, 'twould taste a lie, to say I do not comprehend them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059440
Perhaps in another life, we may stand abreast as comrades. For now, I will release the hounds on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never marry your maid
>A woman who wants nothing more than to see you live a fulfilling, happy life

Mayhap Death is the cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059433
>Falcon girls hunt down a dozen faceless fat men released into the desert
>If anyone manages to escape, they are pardoned for their crimes
>Everyone gets caught and receive extremely rough talonjobs with talon urethral play right there on the burning sand
The life of a faceless fat man always end the same, as a dried husk on the shifting sands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059441
You'd let your dogs become stains on my blade? For shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059445
Dare I ask their crimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059445
>You will never steal from the Sultan and be chased down by his purebred, highly-trained Falcon Girls.
>To them it's all just a game, with the prize being given permission to do whatever they want to you.
>You're pursued by them, each one having their own plans and fantasies about what they'll do to you.
>If their Sultan permits it, they may even be allowed to keep you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059448
>bringing a blade into another man's house
>killing his dogs
It's the gaol for you when the bobbies get here, you scallywag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059452
Life in the Caliphate is hellish for non-Mooslims.

[Anonymous No.]

Which would you prefer?
You and your waifu dieing side by side and watching a beautiful sunset after defeating a supremely corrupt head of a nation?
Or experiencing a stroke and dying at a Monstergirl brothel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059450
NTR rape.
The Sultan sits on a throne carried by Alps, petting the paw of his Anubis queen in his lap, as the Falcons CBT the faceless fat men to death. Another blow has been struck against immorality, but unfortunately these animals were not caught before they could violate a childhood friend Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059455
A man prepared ha the worth of ten. There may come a day when the crows feast upon my flesh, but it shall not be this day. The one I love, awaits my return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059461
>Anubis Queen
>Sentencing NTR-Rapists to death
This man.
He is a fine leader of men.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a rampant amount of gross decadence occurring in this filthy locale.
Continue good sirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059461
>>13059469
If only wisdom and righteousness like this was more common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059460
Sign me up for handholding, leaning against each other and drifting off to the eternal sleep, only for your bodies slump and fall into the sea where they won't be able to be used as an intimidation tool, end.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough blood has been spilled in the countless battles between Set and Sekhmet.

Thus, they've sought other means to compete against one another.

http://i.imgur.com/6Tyq92p.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059461
>a sultan not indulging in every depravity known to man

Immersion broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059460
To die beside one to whom your heart belongs. A man cannot wish for a better end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059482
holy shit those are fat cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059490
Only the juiciest and best for goddesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059482

>Set's face

Bitch you serious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059482
noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059460
Good sunshine fantasy
All Sultans and just men with almost infinite power become the incarnate of NTR and rape. Just look at Gilgamesh who demanded all virgin to get bred by him before marrying their husbandos

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059508
He stopped that when Enkidu came into the scene and broed him up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059508
First, think you quoted the wrong guy.

Second, I'd rather the Sultan like Jasmine's Dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059508
Oopst
Meant for >>13059461

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059511
Let us all be clear.

In an MG World, Enkidu would've been an Alp within 3 days.

[Anonymous No.]

What happened to that drawfag who was doing those five images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059514
>Alp
The shaman he fucked for like a week straight says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059514
But he had sex with a woman for 7 days and nights without stopping.
And then he couldn't keep up with the gazelles anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059452
>You'll never be caught by the youngest and most energetic of all of them.
>She'll never beg the Sultan to spare you so she can marry you
>You'll never learn the Sultan sees all of his Falcons as his daughters and can't bring himself to deny his youngest.
>She'll never take you up to her room, throw you onto the bed and then mercilessly cuddle you lovingly while nuzzling you and fantasizing about her wedding to you.
This is pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059469
>>13059473
But no matter how many faceless fat men die, more arrive to take their place. The kingdom, you see, holds the most exquisite brown little girls of the world. The faceless fat men, who hate everything just and pure, wish to ruin this utopia filled with childhood friends of all descriptions. The Sultan's battle against NTR is an endless one, and it falls upon his Anubis queen to cleanse the darkness every night with her soft paw pads, her luxurious hair, her powerful buttocks and strangling ring. Every morning the Sultan emerges from his chamber, his turban sharp and his mind clear, as a gaggle of milk-chocolate Kikimoras descend upon the content queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059512
Forever alone fat retard who always gets kidnapped and needs saving while his daughteru is getting shagged by some lowly thief?
You have surprisingly low standards, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057108
Nothing the local shrine can't heal.

Life in a world with Monstergirls must be pretty relaxing on that regard. Healing magic to fix even the worst injury and potions for just about any disease that you might have. Medical technology would go absolutely nuts if MG were to become reality.

Magitek on the longterm would be quite neat aswell. We'd likely find new ways to produce energy for the world and in the end ways to travel to the stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059521
And the dawn is greeted by the prayer call of Mooezzin, who sings about faithfulness and health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059521
Wonderful. Simply wonderful.

While I would not wish a position of authority myself, his choice of a wife is exemplary. I wish him luck in his endeavors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059482
Vunderbar!

[Anonymous No.]

How many sandworm stories have we had so far? I know of the one ELH did but that's it.
I want to make sure I'm not re-using a name for mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059523
I simply meant as an example of a kindly sultan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059533
The Spaceworm thingie by PRW I think. Also I'm writing one set in the desert but it doesn't have any Sandworms yet so don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059521
You can't win against NTR
The God himself is the original faceless old man who NTRed Joseph and impregnated loli Mary with his superior literally godly semen
Do you think you can defeat the God himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059547
Yes. I have access to chariots of iron. God can't do jack shit against iron chariots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059547
>yfw you realize God is pretty much the biggest asshole that there could ever be

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059530
>MOO~ at dawn
>MOO~ at noon
>MOO~ at dusk
This is a work of great importance. In the hustle and bustle of a modern city, the moos have to ring out with a great force and clarity, even when they are artificially strengthened. Many Mooezzins have their husbands with them at work, bringing them to a screamooing orgasm at just the right moment. This is very stressful on the men, but luckily they can be pacified immediately by their loving wifes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
DAMMIT I've been waiting for you since last time and you choose to come by when I'm doing my college homework? You suck robot devil.
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059538
He was borderline retarded and absolutely incompetent as a ruler. All his actions lead to new enemies, crises and troubles

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059555
I like where we're going with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059559
Again, not really the point...

Even still, you called it a "Sunshine Fantasy" anyway...which is exactly what we discuss here anyroad.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you doom all of humanity and all life on the earth to save your monster daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059571
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059571
I would do that just for the sake of dooming humanity
But if I can save daughteru, it's even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059571
No, because then she'd never have a hubby, or friends. Or pets. Or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059562
Custom dictates that all married subjects hold the hands of, and softly kiss their loved ones throughout each Moo. The constraints this sets on the society of the kingdom are numerous - for example most couples work together. Foreign commentaries often deride this custom, as an economic inefficiency, but the native population seems in no hurry to abandon their ways. Native economists often point to the calming effect this culture has on the workforce - the working day is extended almost to the entire day, as cargo drivers, for example, work in pairs, allowing them to keep extended breaks. Often the one on break will use the working half of the team as a lap pillow.

I might like writing a short, propagandistic travel guide, like those Minorities in the Soviet Union (printed in Moscow) booklets they used to have. Would you guys like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059576
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059575
It's doom wouldn't be immediate.
Probably a few hundred years later. Life is irreversibly fucked though,, unless you're undead, in which case you get to rule the empty world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059482
Glory to Set! The fluffiest paws! The lewdest tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059580
>waifu and daughteru are Dragons
>a few hundred years
This still screws them and my grandkids over. I won't have it.
I'll just get Dr. Von Lichenbach to bring my daughteru back after she dies a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059482
>"You think you can compare with the Goddess of (pelvis) Destruction Sekky?"
>"I have only begun to fellate, Set."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059482
JESUS CHRIST WHAT'S WRONG WITH THOSE COCKS?!
Errm, the ladies are lovely though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059597
The dangers of too much MAMONO MANA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059482
Those dicks look a little too... fluffy. I'm not sure that's the right word, but they don't seem to he hard enough for how fat with blood they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059616
Turgid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059621
So that's what that word was meant to convey. I did not need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059621
The amount of times I've had to avoid using that word in my lewds for the express purpose of funposting, I cannot even count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059624
And now you know.
And knowing is half the battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059628
G.I. JOEEEEE~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13056382
tripfags being tripfags

[Anonymous No.]

Spend time reading thread,
All this talk about kiki,
Holstaurus still best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059635
Spoken like a true Mooslim. Hathoru Akbaru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059353

It isn't so scary when you know the worst they'll do if snuggle up to you/blowjobs. Monstergirl undeads generally aren't rotting, so the only actual creepiness involved is their lack of body heat, a pulse and not needing to breath.

The only downside to this plan is no Liches. Liches wouldn't dick about in a graveyard, they'd be too busy researching spells that make intruders jizz themselves into ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/CklyAyU.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059643

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059635
What if... Holstaurus mixed with Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059690
Healthy Kikimory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059692
No...

Fluffy cow legs and hooves, Kikimora Tail, those feather things on the arms, and then health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059698
You forgot the horns and the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059698
Sounds dumber than a Hellhound/Holst mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059719
I don't know. Kikimoras and Holstauruses are at least on the same wave length when it comes to personalities. Hellhound and Holstaurus conflict to much at least in personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059733
Just imagine a fiery Holst with perfect temperature milk, evil appearance, and lewd body.
HellCow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059741
Minotaur painted red?
>I'M PISSED OF ALL THE TIME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059741
That's tempting but I like my cows submissive unless I'm denying her sex on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059741
Hellstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059745
But for a cow to submit to you, you must become the alpha cow. Do you have it in you to make the herd follow you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059750
I've played Fallout. I know how to deal with cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059745
You are right. So keep her personality calm, but simply make her far more needy when it comes to sex. Where a regular Holt would last a week, a Hellcow wouldn't even last a day without going full rape mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059754
With regular cows, sure. Even two-headed cows. But what about the BATTLE-CATTLE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059757
Her body is fiery hot to the touch, and her hair is seductive shade of red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059758
You just having me imagining men riding cows into a cavalry charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059762
You... don't know about the BATTLE-CATTLE? Even the Super Mutants are afraid of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059764
Had to look it up but I didn't even remember it after looking it up. Guess I should git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059767
No need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyift2r6u9k

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059529
Yin-yang reactor core where a man with high spirit energy and his lilim waifu power a colony ship on a mission to bring love to deep space. And then tentacle aliens. ...anyone here ever read the sci-fi novel Marrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059807
No, but the idea of a perpetual-motion sex-machine is neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059815
>Ushi Oni and Incubus
>Lilim and Incubus
There are a few other PMM pairings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059529
>>13059807
>>13059815
>You'll never meet an Anubis who shares your dreams of traveling through the stars
>You will never work together with her, studying and advancing various magitek workings, all to create the perfect starship
>You will never fall in love with each other through the course of your studies, spending more and more time with each other even outside the project
>You will never traverse the stars with your Anubis Waifu on a magitek vessel the likes of the Ragnarok

See this? This is the part where I ask someone to fuckin' shoot me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059821
Don't forget Alp and Incubus.
>MAKE A WOMAN OUT OF ME ALREADY!
>Y-you are a woman!
>DO THESE FEEL LIKE D-CUPS TO YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059827
>I WANT D-CUPS! D-CUPS OF JUSTICE!
>Honey, were you watching that one show on Adult Swim again?
>SHUT UP AND PLOW MY ASS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059826
Space - the final frontier. To boldly go where no man has ever gone before, to discover the exotic mating rituals of non-human sapient species... these are the voyages of the Starship Entendre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059807

>Go to space with Lich
>you both already unlive forever so why not?
>Don't even need FTL tech, just stick around on a generation ship and enjoy the long cruise
>over the aeons, get to witness the creation of new technology that allows for FTL or perhaps even interdimensional travel
>maybe even opt to stick around for heat death so you can have eternity with just the two of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059851
>maybe even opt to stick around for heat death so you can have eternity with just the two of you
NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059851
>End of time with your Lichfu
>Enjoy the quit time together
>Some red haired punk, his human female friends, and a talking robot suddenly appear
>So much for alone forever together

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059853

Yeah, that might be horrifying. There are three things about eternal unlife that would horrify me and even Lich would have trouble cheering me up about:
>watching everyone and thing that you care about die or change unrecognizably over the first few centuries
>the possibility of outlasting civilization
>witnessing heat death and surviving past it for a dark and cold eternity

Still, magic ignores the laws of thermodynamics, and she IS a Lich, so perhaps there would be a way past it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059869
>Liches preventing the heat-death
We Madoka now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059869
>Becoming god of a new universe with your Lich wife
So much potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059875

>the new universe is empty because all she wants to do is find new ways to cum all day

Talking about space and the captcha was "anyas". Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059886
>Not finding ways to birth new life into this empty universe
>With her own body
>And your cum
>TFW billions of years later people will worship you and your waifu and even kill numerous innocent people in your names because they're idiots who think that's what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059529
>>13059851
>>13059835
Friendly reminder that this Valentine's Day was the 25th anniversary of the Sagan's Pale Blue Dot image taken from Voyager 1.
From this distant vantage point, the Earth might not seem of any particular interest. But for us, it's different. Consider again that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. -Carl Sagan

What monmusu would go for Sagan? Alternatively, what monstergirl would he be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059894
Saphirette Spherica?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059643

[Anonymous No.]

Which Monster girl would smell the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059908
Gandharva

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059908
Alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059908
Whichever is my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059894
Sagan would be married to Cannabis Alraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059908
Some sort of Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041852

Maid type: Red Oni
Name: Atsuko
Personality: Brash, direct, affectionate
Notes: Requires extra large bedroom for storage of Sake supply.

Atsuko forcefully became a parttime member of the MGC Maid Central at the age of 15 as an attempt at re-education after the result of a severe conflict in highschool. After finishing highschool Atsuko became a full member of MGC Maid Central and succesfully passed her final exam at the age of 24.

Atsuko as a maid performs under average and required serveral extra years of training before succesfully passing her final maid exam. She has been noted to be one of the more "difficult" maids in MGC Maid Central. She is noted to be quick to anger and annoy, but just as quick to calm down again. It has been reported that frequently allowing Atsuko to "refill her tank" as stated by her, will strongly increase her morale.

Despite her under-average performance, Atsuko display lots of initiative in various ways. Though it is to be noted that this behavior was not enjoyed by all examinators.

Atsuko will ensure to remind and deliver objects to her Master if he were to forget, but will couple scolding her Master.
In addition it is to be noted that Atsuko has been reported to "flirt" while performing her tasks. This for example involves giving fairly aggresive remarks about the Masters current looks and the way he is currently looking at his maid.

Atsuko is also noted to have pulled an examinator in a hug, continuesly headpatted said examinator while he were, as stated by Atsuko "going to stop being so worried, whetever he likes it or not".

When not performing any tasks, Atsuko enjoys heavy exercise in her room or when this is not possible, outside in the yard. In addition Atsuko is noted to enjoy cooking various, often meat-heavy dishes for both herself and her Master.

MGC Maid Central recommends Atsuko for a Master that enjoys having a more "aggressive" maid and does not mind aggressively being "flirted" with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059967

Ah, thank you for actually getting around to it. 10/10 would be teased by and get my life together for.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead again...
Ahem.

You're living in a bubble and don't have a care~
Well you better watch out, 'cuz we're gonna steal your air~
We're the Spaceballs~
Yes, we're the Spaceballs~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060039
NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060071
I don't even... what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059967
>I'm the 2 in line after that
Can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060074
DTR.
DEE TEE ARR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060115
No, it's NTR
Ne-To-Rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060039
PIZZA THE HUTT?!

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060177
Because she is the maker of the greatest aphrodisiac ever.
Warning: side effects may include glowing blue eyes, precognition, and the ability to fold space.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react if you suddenly started shooting blood out of your nose?

God I hate nosebleeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060190
Ecchi! Baka! Hentai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060196
I didn't even do anything!

I just started bleeding all over myself while I was sleeping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060179
Also living an extremely long time.

>you will never do spice with your Sandworm waifu in your post-coitial haze
Feels pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060190
Git gud bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060205
>doing spice
>"He...hehehe..."
>"Whaat, what's so funny?"
>"I can like, totally see the future"
>"Yeah? What's gonna happen?"
>"I'm a tickle yo belly!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060204
Dirty dreams, anon. You weren't cheating on her with a Nightmare, were you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060229
I don't have a waifu anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060237
Dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060237
You do now. She's a Nightmare. And she makes you get nosebleeds from lewd dreams. And you keep forgetting. That's really mean to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058807
>poison-inducing
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060242
Well then she's an asshole.

I got blood all over my sheets now because of that dumb horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060256
You could try controlling your lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060256
HORSE PUSSY
O
R
S
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060190
It happens a lot to me and I don't think she would care. In fact, if it happened while we're having sex, I bet she would start to lick the blood.

Why boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060269
So your waifu is one of THOSE types, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060273
If you mean sadistic, yes, a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060282
I meant Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060284
It's also correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060285
So what's life like with a Vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060273
Reminder that once Dumpire gets to third year she's going to become 12 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060295
I wonder if she'll ever princess carry the MC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060285
While I like the Damphir and Vampires designs, I wouldn't mind if KC had drawn their attire to look more Castlevania like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060293
Lot's of moaning and shambling amongst her zombie hordes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060298
Princess carry a shit.

Fireman's carry is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060305
That's not romantic at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060307
Have you EVER been rescued by a Fireman?
Shit's Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060307
Oh but it is, it's a sign that she's gonna fuck your brains out and cuddle them right back in once you're both satisfied.

It only works well with very strong monster girls, like an Oni or Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060321
So that's what motivated Sam to carry Frodo, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060326
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

"We had a pretty good run."
You snuggled closer against her.
After all these years, she was as cuddleable as ever.
"Are you scared?" She whispered as she laid her head on you.
"Not at all. After all, I'm with you. What is there to be scared of?" You tried to brush it off nonchalantly but this was too much. You were trembling and she knew it.
"There's no reason to be afraid. I'm still by your side." You repeat again. She snorted.
"God that sounds so cliché. Straight out of cheesy movie."

A smile crept up your lips. She was still as sharp as ever. You wrapped your fingers around hers. Even in old age, her hand was as tender as a feather. The two of you gazed outside the window. Pitch black stretching across the horizon and beyond. As far as the eye could see with no light in sight.

"You know, the darkness is so peaceful. There's a sense of serenity in absolute quiet and darkness. It's like a warm embrace." You say as run through her hair. Her scent. There were a lot of things you forgot. Birthdays, anniversaries, hell even your first date with her. But you never forgot that scent.

The cinnamon scented lavender that trailed throughout her entire body. It was the first thing that you had known about her. It was after all, how you found her in the midst of a protest. Always the passionate one, compassionate to a fault.

Silence fills the room. The two of you say nothing, the eyes were enough to communicate. You began to fall on her chest.
"It's our last time together. Do you regret anything? I sure as hell don't.".
She begins whispering to your ear.
"I regret alot of things. Every bad choice that I made in my life is still lingering here with me. But even with all these regrets I don't regret being with you."
"That's good to hear."
"What, did you want me to say that I regretted being with you? You naughty boy."
A coy smile swept up her lips. You couldn't help but smile with her. A cold drop could be felt on your face.

"I-I'm scared."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057728

...I can't remember. Guess I'll stay alone then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060293
Kind of hard while you have to prove yourself worthy of her, heavenly once you're married. Don't believe paladin propaganda, they love their husbands as much as any other monster girl.

Having a biting fetish also helps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060349
Hello, hello, hello, what's all this then?

[Anonymous No.]

Horns are a top tier feature, enough to make me appreciate succubi and oni more (think Suika's glorious pair), but fluffy tails are the best. Would you a horned fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060359
>horned fox
Visuals required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060366
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1362069
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/180418
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/180418

I guess that works, but there isn't really a consistent basis for it. Kuon is the only horned fox I know of and I don't even like her much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060349
Sounds like suffering
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060387
err...
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1544578
instead of the repeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060387
>>13060392
I'm quite okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060349
"I-I'm so scared of losing you."
She began to sob harder. Damn it. You were on the brink of tears as well. You embraced her soft body.
"Remember, I said that I am by your side. You have nothing to worry about. Nothing. I'll make sure of that."
You can't hold it anymore. Warm rivulets roll down your cheeks, dropping to the cold dark floor.
"We're together. We're together."
She begins to tug you tighter.
"Nothing to worry about. We'll go through this as same as everything else." you whisper in her ear, calming her down. You repeat over and over again until it's nothing but sweet nothings.

You could feel it coming. So this is what it's like to feel death at your doorstep. The coldness had settled on your feet.
"Let's sleep. It's getting late." She says directly looking in your eyes. Oh god. This was the last time that you would see her beautiful eyes. You savored every moment.
"Yeah, lets sleep."
You snuggle up against her. The cold had now reached up to your waist. You close your eyes. You had expected a lot of tears and crying but never this... acceptance. You were by her side together. This was all you needed.
"I love you." you say as you drift into the void.
"I love you too."

The end.
Criticism for my cringy OC appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060404
>death and despair
I don't like that kind of stuff. Write something about the forgotten Mouse girl instead!
And no, I'm not Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060349
>>13060404
>Implying death is the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060414
B-But it isn't despair. I-It's acceptance and being in peace with death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060414
Why does KC insist on pant designs to express character traits? The cheese trousers are even less appealing than the testicle jodhpurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060414
now I'm wondering if nyanon would dress up his totally-not-nazrin dormouse waifu as a chunk of cheese for halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060453
that's adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060404
Wh-What happens afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060469
Its up to you man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060421
But it is.
>>13060425
But it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060474
Death is the most peaceful thing ever Anon!
Jesus I sound like a whiny emo bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060440
KC's big poofy pants are dumb, but those fluffy ear-warmer thighs he draws on the rabbit monstergirls do things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060485
They just want want to cuddle you anon.

Ofcourse the dead are peaceful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060485
Death is the end of all things, and thing includes all the nice things. It's scary and not comfy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060474
>>13060490
Death is just another path, one that we all must take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060490
But thats the comfiest thing of them all. Death is peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060495
It's not a path, it's where the fucking paths end.
>>13060497
Then lemme slash some of your arteries, see how peacefully you'll wait for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060501
You think you are wiser than motherfucking Gandalf or what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060501
Not murder Anon. Dying peacefully with a loved one or in your sleep. It's like the difference of being drugged and put to sleep and going to sleep on a really soft and plush bed with a killer sheep wool filling blanket on top of a lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060508
I think I live in a different reality than Gandalf. That motherfucker was a spirit.
>>13060509
>killer sheep wool filling blanket
Killer blanket? So the one in this image is going to give him a comfy death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060518
Blanket Girls are an apocalypse scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060518
You know what I fucking mean you fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060519
>Safety Blanket turns into an MG
>"Hey Linus, wanna /ss/?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060526
No. God no
Don't sexualize the Peanuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060539
I've seen Calvin & Hobbes fuck, I'm dead inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060490
I wonder how many mgt thread lurkers died in last few years

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060490
I'm not afraid of death itself, but mostly for whatever happens beforehand. That and dying early and not seeing all that life has to offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060587
Too morbid. Initiate happy mode.
>>13060592
So you're scared of dying. Now stop talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060542
No man should have to see that anon.

I'm sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060595
Yes, i'll get back to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are pregnant wurms so adorable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060596
Don't be. I feel nothing.
>>13060599
Don't! If you do, then I have to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060608
>>13060599
Dammit guys,

I want to procrastinate, not be productive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060612
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060608
>>13060612
Sorry, some reply earlier gave me motivation to write.

You guys should get to work aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060404
Not enough suffering
I don't like it
And where is their grief-stricken children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060625
Never! I'll just fade into obscurity and let a legend build around me before returning like Cap did!
Although people always liked him. This might not work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060414

>Literally magic rabies

Nope nope nope I'm not going anywhere near a Mouse pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW even if you had your waifu, the inevitability of death would eventually separate you two

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058978

What did she do to that guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060672
Unless of course she could turn you into her eternal thrall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060675
snu snu
glorious snu snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060692
>Those stockings
>that red and black on that white
She did, she did.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, Elves acting all vulnerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060672
No, Chad Thundercock will do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060704
I see through their filthy lies. They're hoping that some human comes along and rape them, so I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060717
Yes yes, just ignore them. They're just trying to bait you in because they want to be raped.
Just keep walking people, nothing to see here. Yes, ignore them! Leave them all for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060717
What? No, that's not it at all! Look at the blonde one! See how she avers her gaze from you! If she wanted the D, she'd be looking for one with all her senses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060704
Elves can rape too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060725
That's just her averting her gaze in elf shame, knowing to look down and away from the dominant male in an act of submissiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060730
>That health
>All of it
>Those thighs
>That puffy vulva
>All that delicious brown
So, remove my pants, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060723
Don't fall for it, they just want some human to fuck them ruthlessly and fill their bellies with a half-breed!

>>13060725
I know how crafty elves can get. She's trying to deny her uncontrollable lust. Elves, not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060733
Then what about the brunette, presenting herself and having a soulless gaze, knowing full well there is no hope left for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060738
Exactly. I'm not falling for anything. I'm just telling people not to fall for it.
Yes, let everyone ignore them so I have them all for myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060737
She can probably face-sit you while giving you a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060738
I want to bully elf by treating her like chaste maiden and denying her the D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060745
>this is what an Elf looks like when she steals all the Holst milk
Serves her right. I'm not milking her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060745
>Facesitting
>Those plump thighs
>Those plump thighs
>I mean, I can't even think of anything but those plump thighs
>I mean, holy shit
>Those thighs
Right, so take off my clothes, right? And just lie down here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060750
>plump
They look fat as fuck
Enjoy getting crushed by 250 lbs of fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060743
It's a trap. Once a disgusting human like you has done his duty and given them children, they'll expect you to raise them, and they won't take no for an answer. You'll be forced to move far away to a village filled with elves that rape you with their eyes while you care for the home and pleasure your wives. Is that what you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060755
>Enjoy dying in bliss
Why thank you sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060704

DAMN that spot looks comfy as fuck.

Move over, girls. I'm gonna take a nap by that tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060758
Well, I mean, when you put it that way
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060755
You obviously just can't handle these lumps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060760
>fat
>bliss
You can get a lot of bliss with any local landwhale

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060774
But that's not fa- wait a minute, I see where this is heading
Fine fine, it's fat. You win, yada yada let's end this before it even begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060765
But they'll call you all sorts of mean names, and sometimes whore you out to the other villagers to settle debts or free things. There's hardly any other human men there, and you won't be able to spend time with them. There are no video games or computers, and all elven books are horrible. It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060778
Well, when you put it that way
Absolutely maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060777
>sad_jew.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

So people were talking about sandworms and space a bit ago.
http://pastebin.com/zVLNDAfT
New.
It is a continuation of :http://pastebin.com/9xY59L9A
I put it in a new paste because different format.
For story clarification purposes: Apophis is her actual name. She's the only one. This is only loosely MGE based (obviously). If the name annoys you, don't worry, it's changing soon(ish) for story reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060781
You see what I told you about raping elves? Elves are scum, they don't deserve the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060786
It does not annoy me. I also recommend you steer AS FAR AWAY FROM KC AS POSSIBLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060745
>>13060730
These two are gonna get impregnated.

The elf population is going to sky rocket in the next few years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060786
Line 21, it's a "vein" not a "vain".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060755
Please, if I can't take that then I'm not fit to be her husbando.

That said, they are getting knocked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060786
Line 63, "opposed", not "apposed".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060811
Thanks. It's funny I missed that when I got it right a few paragraphs later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13041857
Maid type: Ushi-Oni
Name: Bessy
Personality: Direct, strong-willed
Notes: Please note that the removal of the maid her seal will result in house-insurance being voided.

Bessy became part of MGC Maid Central at her birth as her mother was already part of MGC Maid Central at the time.
For this reason Bessy started her maid training early on, succesfully resulting in Bessy passing her final maid exam and thus her altered maid training at the age of 20.

As part of her graduation Bessy officialy received a MGC Maid Central Seal which strongly aids her in controlling her lust. It is to be noted that all Ushi-Oni's in training already carry these seals unofficialy due to MGC law.

As a maid Bessy has an average performance. However depending on how much time is spend near her Master. Serveral cooldowns each day are required to keep her performance at optimal levels.

Bessy is strongly assertive and will often take initiative and seek out to aid her Master in whatever way possible. She will in addition often attempt to try and analyze her Masters mood to find the best way to improve his mood further.
It is to be noted that Bessy will often touch her Master in some way or another while doing this. She enjoys randomly hugging her Master for long periods of time and is reported to often smell her Master. She furthermore has stated that she enjoys giving various massages and occasionly carries her Master to his destination if allowed.

When not performing any tasks Bessy will either be around her Master looking for ways to increase his mood or otherwise spend time with him. Alternatively Bessy is often found in the kitchen, often baking various products such as "mothers proclaimed cookies".

Bessy will do minor exercises if given acces to gym materials, but otherwise has stated not seeing any use in training due to her natural strenght.

(Profile continued in next reply)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060827
(profile continued)

MGC Maid Central recommends Bessy to Masters looking for a permanent partner and maid who is strongly assertive and will often seek out to give and receive attention of her Master.

NOTICE1: Ushi-Oni maids are only available under alternative contract form. This alternative contract will double as marriage registration form. Please be aware that the listed time on the contract is the officialy listed hiring term only. Once this term has ended the marriage registration will remain valid. This alternative contract form is used to prevent long recovery times and structural damage to both MGC Maid Central facilities and residence of the Master if a Master were to decide to not extend the contract.

NOTICE2: Ushi-Oni's will not be informed of the alternative contract function to double as marriage registration form. MGC Maid Central highly recommends any Master with an Ushi-Oni maid type to properly build up a relationship with his maid in the listed hiring term. Once a Master is confident enough MGC Maid Central recommends him to offer his maid to spend the cooldown time together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060786
>I'm finally going to win
Why do I get the feeling that something horrible and tentacle-related will happen to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060675
She got some, Anon.

He had fun, she was just too much for him to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060786
>>13060832
Oh, and on the same line
>since this before this nation was born
Remove a "this". You know which one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060839
I blame dyslexia

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060854
As long as you fix it, you've done well. Now get back to work and don't Alp out on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060827
>>13060830
I love it.
10/10 Would spend "cooldown time" with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058141
3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058107
Well, does she need assistance flying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060786
Very nice. Still liking how this is going, and looking forward to more.

>Golden-furred Anubis
Of course me being me, this entirely distracts my attentions. Gonna be seeing more of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060878
You get that inflation shit outa here.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit I just realized I dreamt about something for the first time in years yesterday, and I think it was the first dream I had that had Monstergirls in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060878
I didn't know Andrew Dobson was in MG threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060895
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060902
> just saying it happened instead of telling us the lewd details
p-please don't tease me, senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060902
What was it about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060906
>More Anubis
Hurrah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060902
Do go on, tell us, write it down, before you forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060786
I look forward to its continuation.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder,

impregnate the waifu and cuddle the daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060926
>Stating the obvious
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060926
>not impregnating and cuddling both
Alp pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060926
>inb4 impregnate the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060907
>>13060910
>>13060917

All I remember was picking up my tiny zombie daughteru and cradling her in my arms, hugging her tightly. She looked up at me in mild surprise and curiosity for a few seconds, as if processing what just happened, before wrapping her little arms around my neck in a hug and calling me "daaaddyyy...".

I felt genuinely happy for a moment, but then I woke up.

I don't think I'll ever forget this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060929
This is a no daughteru dicking zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060931
>Cuddling the zombie daughteru
Sounds pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060878
Wow, you guys need to lighten up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060935
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060935
We both know your going to do it anon.


Just get it over with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060932
Hahaha, good joke
MGE is daughteru-dicking-highly-encouraged zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060932
But anon,

you get more daughterus to cuddle that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060934

The best part was that she was so tiny (or I was so big in comparison), that I could pretty much wrap her in a "cocoon" of cuddles, I don't remember ever letting go of her until I woke up.

A lot of other stuff happened in the dream, but it was highly random and unrelated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060938
We've been over this earlier. It's not highly encouraged, it is simply not discouraged.

If you want to dick the daughteru, fine.
If you do not, also fine.
Just quit nagging at each other. It's almost as bad as Femdom vs. Maledom.
Not really, but it's still annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060950
>They want their own cute daughters to grow to be more lewd and lustful like a fine monster, and spend their days in happiness as monsters who drown in the pleasure of sex with men.
> On the contrary, monster mothers tell them to thoroughly teach their daughter the taste of pleasure and spirit energy, and raise her to be more lascivious, heightening her devilish nature, and many even look forward to their daughter becoming pregnant while very young and making a grandchild.

>not encouraged
Are you having a giggle or you can't read?

[Anonymous No.]

Is 4chan clocking out at random for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060786
>>13060914

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060974
You shut the fuck up and stop pushing your fetish on people who obviously don't want it.
>>13060950
You shut the fuck up and stop trying to fight back against them.
Change the topic to something else, like Loen's basedness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060975
That was yesterday, no?
You livin' in the past, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060983
When will out god show up again?
I hope he's OK at that totally not haunted house he was talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060983
holy shit who colored that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060981
>filename
goddammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060991
Don't know but someone needs to send that to Crabman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060986
The ghost girls have taken him.
>>13060991
>>13060995
Loen himself did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060995
>>13060997
Also Loen already sent it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060991
Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060983
No man can overcome this temptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060983
But it's not something like sluts vs virgins shitstorm where everything is vague and contradict itself
It clearly states daughteru dicking is highly encouraged. And that's it, no contradictions or room for wrong interpretation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060997
Those blasted ghost girls and their amazing blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061009
MGE canon doesn't dictate our likes or dislikes you silly person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061009
>highly encouraged
You know what else is? Shutting your mouth, but I don't see you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061009
If you want to split hairs, the passage you're quoting isn't about incest, it's about lolis.

Monster mothers might encourage their daughters to have super-underage sex (and even then there'd be exceptions, like the kuudere ones that don't care and the unicorn ones that are purityfags), but that's not the same as encouraging them to have super-underage sex with their fathers.

Furthermore, who cares what the world guides say. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his... err... own pick'n'nix monster fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061029
>entitled
Triggered!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061047
Fuck off, would you kindly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061047
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061047
I bet you like Hamplanet MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060983
>some faggot saying "no daughteru dicking zone"
>not pushing his headcannon on others

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061062
Yeah, like those "plump" elves posted earlier

[Anonymous No.]

Is MG escapism a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061070
Yeah, it's not like you daughteru fuckers started it, oh wait you did >>13060929

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061076
Escapism is wonderful. It's what Tolkien wrote the Lord of the Rings for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061076
Marche is always wrong. Escapism has helped me quite a bit over the years,

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061076
Ask Marche anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061073
that's not hamplanet anon.

That's squeezably soft and impregnable.

I'm talking "bitch has her own gravitational pull" levels here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061081
But then it's this post that started it
>>13060926

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061084
He told me to stop being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061088
I don't see him pushing anything, so try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058693
Buddy, I know that feeling, really I do. But I'm gonna tell you a lil something I've learned here at college. Every girl at this point has had a train run over them. I know its jarring but you'll never even know unless you ask. So don't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061086
First elf was soft, second fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061088
So saying anything other than fuck your child means you are completely against dick the daughter? So we can't talk about doing anything to our children other than fucking them? Just making sure on your orders oh lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061096
>Implying you need to ask a woman to get an idea of how slutty she is.

Step it up newbie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061098
I'd argue that second one either way.

Doesn't have enough of a belly to qualify as fat but she's probably straddling the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061096
>stirring old flamewar
>bringing 3DPD logic
Nyet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060453
I'd prefer chocolate mice to Nazrin, but she's the only mouse people seem to draw so she's 99% of my folder. Just to clarify. And yes, I'd dress her up as a big slice of swiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061113
>swiss
>all those holes
Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061113
No Cheesenugget, you are the cheese, and you will be eaten up slice by slice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061122

That mousegirl looks cute and small. I'd make her frustrated by lifting her off the ground with a tight hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061132
Don't bully the dom. She's trying her best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061132
Even the plebbiest youkai still stronger than human
She will rip your throat out with mouse teeth

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I just can't seem to like succusluts, no matter how much I improve them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061107
Each leg was bigger than her waist, how this is not fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061142

>>13061142
>>13061154

>Gently put her down on the ground
>Straighten her wrinkled clothes out again
>Pat her head a bit
>"Sorry about that, please go on."

>>13061154

That sounds a bit harsh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061154
>a mouse
>attacking nyan in any other way than to rape him
You know that's not true.
>>13061158
Probably the retarded ass-wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061158
>niggers
>improving
Pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061174

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061158
More for me.
>>13061174
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061169
That part doesn't really bother me, it's everything else.

>>13061174
Touché friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061179
DIBS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061167
>"T-that's not a proper apology! Get down on your knees! Now, kiss my tummy!"
She's so small you can't reach her tummy even when on your knees. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061179
I'm glad people like it, cause I wasn't sure about that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>too old and busted to attract any monstergirl
It's a really bad feeling, /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061179
What are those crystal things made of?

Is it organic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061202
>"Want to come over to my porch? There's a rocking chair, a quilt or two, coffee and buns..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061202
You can always join faceless fat men squad
It's better anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061193

>Get on knees
>Lean down towards her tummy
>She pushes it outward towards my face in pride
>"C-Come on! Do it!"
>Slowly approach her tummy
>"S-So...? What are you waiti-- Kyaah!"
>Blow raspberries on her tummy instead, making her laugh uncontrollably
>Hope she doesn't murder me when she recomposes herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061202
MAMONO MANA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061202
>"Yare yare, you wouldn't want and old man like me, would you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061217
>Best Jojo
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061208
That sounds lovely. I'm not old enough to need a quilt quite yet, at least.

>>13061217
That's my one hope, that some foolish MG is into DILFs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061212
>"You deserve SEVERE punishment for your transgressions. Lie down, put up your feet!"
>you do so
>she tickles the soles of your feet with a feather
What now, rebel?
>>13061221
>not old enough to need a quilt
But it's lonely for her under it all alone...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061210
What if he doesn't want to just fuck random women? What if he wants to be loved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061221
>some foolish MG is into DILFs
Nigga, there are existing otome games that appeal to those sensibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061179
No shiny ryu or holst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061217
want an*
I should at least proofread if I'm going to post something silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061233
>otome games about DILFs
Let me guess, none of them are Joseph tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061212
Hilarious mental image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061228

Rest my head on my hand and stare at her with a smug because my feet aren't ticklish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061237
Which one would you prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061228
>But it's lonely for her under it all alone...
Well, I suppose I could be convinced to have some coffee and watch the sunset with her. I wonder how she would feel about snuggling up and watching the horizon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061233
Really? Never saw one, all male harems are bishes, shots or bad boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061240
>>13061255
http://www.tabroid.net/news/2012/11/ojisama-a-romance-game-for-girls-who-dig-older-men.html
I'm surprised to see that the self-insert can even romance an old American military dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061248
>feet aren't ticklish
You're either not a human, or you're just putting on airs. Oh well.
>"H-hey... this doesn't do anything?"
>you smile your smug grin
>"Fine!"
>she ties your limbs spread-eagle
>climbs on top of you
>proceeds to tickle your sides, sticking her fingers between your ribs
Where's that spunk now?!
>>13061252
Ecstatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061250
Good question, I don't know they're both great.
Let's go Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061250
Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061250
Let's go Ryu and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061277

>Feet aren't ticklish
>Sides, however, balance it out by being as ticklish as an earthworm spazzing out violently
>Must maintain smug
>Try not to laugh
>MUST NOT LAUGH
>JESUS CHRIST
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061297
>"DO YOU YIELD?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061288
>>13061290
>>13061292
Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061288
>That look

Stop looking me like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061202
>>13061208
>>13061228
>>13061252
>and then the old anon and the old fox lived happily ever after

Happy endings are still possible in this dark world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061307
Then use her as a flotation device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061307
Do you realize she's also crying?
You have to take her in your arms and kiss like that one scene in FFX

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059643
o-oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061312
The date in the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061301

"N-No...! I... I CANNOT...!"
>Accidentally break free from one of her poorly tied restraints while squirming in resistance
>We both stare at it for a moment
"...Oh."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061323
>"Hey..."
>she looks really down all of a sudden
>"How come you don't... try? I know this stuff isn't something you're really into, but it's important to me, so just this once you could at least pretend you're getting into it..."
>she's sniffing
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never swim with your Ryu waifu and daughteru
>They'll never coil their tails around you saying they'll always be there to keep you afloat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061343
I think having them coil around you would actually make it HARDER for you to swim.
Also they look a bit unwieldy in water for watersnakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061328
not him but time to bust out the knot book and ge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061352
They could pretty much do water in water, and could probably even move along the top of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061358
>water in water
Whatever in water. The fuck, spellcheck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061328
>>13061356
get some good quality rope*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061328
Not him, but I'd tie her up, give her a sadistic grin that would make the temperature in the room drop, and tickle her
Tickle wars are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059086
I like it
just the right amount of suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061328

I, uh... dammit.

Alright, I can play along, but she's gotta try harder than that. I'll coach her how to make some real good restraints and how to break people with tickle torture.

I'll be her "victim" for as long as she needs until she's a pro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061368
>a pro
But... she doesn't want to be a pro. She just wanted to express her sexuality with the guy she loves.
However...
>>13061365
>>13061364
I'm proud of you all. You made Dommouse happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061328
You sir are a total bastard acting like that to her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061378
>express her sexuality with the guy she loves

Wait what

I thought I was just some random victim of hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061389
we all know its Nyanon and mouse girl #3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061378
>Anon is proud of me
Don't go saying thinks like that! B-Baka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061288
>>13061290
>>13061292
Funny story, I actually had a half finished version, so here ya go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061389
>mouse girl
>having random victims

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061393

I'm not Nyanon though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061399
>Funny story
Don't ever say that in these parts ever again.
But other from that, it's delicious

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons are great.
Where the fuck is Loen god dammit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061404
Yeah, whatever you say
Nyanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061405
Duly noted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061399
Looks pretty good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061406
He's having an adventure in his totally-not-haunted mansion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061406
Doing worthwhile things while we wallow away in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061406
>Dragons are great.
This is the right answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061399
That ball makes me think of Green Lantern.
Worst fucking superhero after Aquaman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061418
>Aquaman
>Worst superhero
No, I refuse. I'm not going to have that argument here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061418
If we're talking about Hal, I'd rather have Aquaman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061418
>Green Lantern
>worse than Captain America
Come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061424
Guy Gardner best lantern other from Stewart and Kyle

[Anonymous No.]

Can we stop talking about /co/ shit? Because I don't want to hear about ATTOSECONDS or PREP TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061406
I should really redo the blush.

I'm not going to, but I should.

[Anonymous No.]

I've often wondered some things in regards to the lifespans of "lesser" monstergirls like Holstaurs, Werecats, and Harpies and the like.

Would they have life-spans comparable to or lesser than that of a humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061433
You don't have to be from /co/ to bash on aquaman/seaman.

>Captcha
>Ghibli
Well ain't this a wonderful conversation starter.
Which studio Ghibli movie does your monster daughter like watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061440
No, I mean I don't want to hear about capeshit.
>>13061440
Mononoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061438
I take size into account not species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061444
The english dub with the Bender voices or the japanese one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061447
Japanese, no child of mine will watch dubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061451
Ghibli dubs are actually pretty good.
And are you saying you wouldn't let her watch english dubbed Cowboy Bebop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061453
I didn't. Not my business if she wants to watch the dub on her own time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>.less drew Sekhmet and Set enjoying some fat cocks together

I can't take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061456
Still sound like the type of dad who'd ground his daughter for enjoying dubbed anime.
>Walk in on daughter enjoying Cowboy Bebop dubbed on your TV
>"I HAVE NO DAUGHTERU!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061463
>.less drew Sekhmet and Set enjoying some fat cocks together

WHERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061463
In case you couldn't tell by now, .Less has to stay at a certain level. If he goes above, he must knock himself down. If he goes too low, he must climb back up
Poor kid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061474
Have you not been paying attention during the whole thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061473
I'm not a bad person anon. I just... I mean... I still use the English voices for MGS! See, I'm cool, and hip, and down with the dubs! Ch-chekem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061474

see

>>13059643

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061478
>I still use the English voices for MGS!
I don't see the issue with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061483
Hence why I used it to prove I'm not evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061478
Not enough.
You gotta watch the Miyazaki films in english dubbing.
All of them excluding Ponyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061491
B-but Liam Neeson!
And no. I don't even like most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Please feed excess candy to Dark Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061491
I have always watched Miyazaki movies dubbed.

Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061506
But I don't like candy all that much. I mean, she can have all of it if she wants
Except for the red liquorice. That's mine. Don't even go near it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061519
But anon, haven't you heard? Supposedly red licorice is an aphrodisiac

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061538
Don't care, it's still mine. Don't even think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061543
Okay, but one important question: Red Vines or twizzlers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061551
>Red Vines or Twizzlers?
Anon, you're playing a dangerous game right now. Having me choose between these two, what a sadistic person you are
I grew up with Twizzlers, so I guess that's my answer. I've never had Red Vines

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is nyanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059437
Why are there no reverse corruption stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061556
Anon, I am so, so sorry. Red Vines have more flavor than twizzlers. Go out and buy a box, you won't be disappointed.

With that said, /mgt/, what candy would be your waifu's favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061563
Newfag pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061568
Not him, but Nyanon hasn't been around that long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061568
I've been lackadaisically skimming threads since /a/, but don't pay much attention to E-celebs unless they rite stories I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061568
A writefag who wrote a cyoa full of martial arts monsters and mousegirls that was generally well-received.
Apparently everyone now thinks all mousegirls are hot for him or something, idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061574
Oh, it isn't in the master list.

Do you have a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061567
I will, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061568
>Implying
You be from /a/ and don't know shit about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061574
Probably because he's the only one who wrote about mouse girls.

That and he has a raging hard-on for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061573
Going by your filenames and the way you type, you're the anon that lauded Harbladors Komodo Onee-san story, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061582
>You be
You can be*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061585
>Boing by your filenames
>And the way you type
Oh god, he's back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061585
Nope.

I don't post often if it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061590
So now we can agree that Stalker Anon looks like Adachi, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061574
Hey, we all have a type, writefags just wear it on their sleeve more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061595
Yes. We shall call him AdachiAnon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061585
Stalker Anon is Adachi confirmed.

Offer him cabbage and he won't throw you into the TV

[Anonymous No.]

So many namefags this days, back in my days mumble mumble..

[Anonymous No.]

i would

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061583

I just remembered that writefags and drawfags have monstergirlsonas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061513
>>13061491
Guys! Listen!
Chester McBadBat
As a dragon river spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061628
>guaranteed replies
Here's one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054024
>look at monster girl thread for the first time after you guys got kicked off /a/
>still doing the stupid ass futa cat meme
God damn you guys are faggots, why did I even check on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061622
I have never listened to Ushers stuff before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061632
Forgive us, we were cursed by an old gypsy woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061632
>still doing the stupid ass futa cat meme
You're highly incorrect, mysterious stranger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061632
Feel free to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061632
Door's right there nigger, leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061632
OP is always a fag, why are you acting surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061622
>Ushi Oni
Personally, I'm more of a RUN DMC guy myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061632
>Out of the loop for a while
>Making assumptions

Takes a special kind of "smart".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061438
I would think that a regularly milked Holstaurus would lead a happier, healthier life than one who isn't milked regularly.

I also imagine that getting breast cancer would befoul the taste of their milk too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061673
>breast cancer
MAMONOMANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13060983
>side #1: shut the fuck up
>side #2: shut the fuck up
My nigga
Also based Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061673
cancer milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys!
.less drew a qt3.14 fox girl, if anybody cares.
http://p01ntless.deviantart.com/art/Comi-42-514448799

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061673
>Breast cancer
inevitable mention of maman- oh, wait, there it is >>13061679

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061673
I'd imagine the cancer itself wouldn't egfect the taste as much as treatment would. Chemo therapy would drastically fuck it up. Its why my waifu's getting cannabis oil therapy instead if that happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061679
DAMNIT!

I was hoping it would be at least two posts before that happened.
Quick work anon, I'm impressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061628
Not all of them.

Moose doesn't and a few others do not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061684
She looks rather nice.
>>13061698
Was that a part of your master plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061700
I do it jokingly.
I don't take it to the extent .Less and the others do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061628
And? Does this somehow cause the entire world to come crashing down around you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061700
I Don't feel the need for one.

Folks want to make one for themselves or me then they can feel free but I'm not going to

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061707
Didn't really have a plan actually. I just assumed and you know what happens when you assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061720

Same here. But I don't think anyone sees me any way but a guy anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the only bad Write/Drawfag MonsterGirlSona, is ELH's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061700
>moose doesn't have one
he (reluctantly) has one now.
http://i.imgur.com/hnf4pUl.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061728
LDR pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061728
The hell are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061733
That was just some anons random request IIRC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061733
>http://i.imgur.com/hnf4pUl.png

That was never drawn as one for him though. It's just a monstergirl moose with a mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061628
I've been writingfagging since /a/ CYOA days and I do NOT have a monstergirlsona

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061739
That PuritySue Lilim.

>>13061737
ELH Shill pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061742
Ah, but it was my request, specifically so I could poke fun at moose over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061568

He wrote a CYOA that went on for a month with practically no plot progression, then fucked it up. Its not hard to believe that some people haven't heard of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061746
You mean that same Lilim in that recent picture with the Dhampir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061728
.Less' is worse.
At least Mari is actually a girl so hers isn't as weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061752
The Dhampir which is apparently LDR, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061755
.less is weird. There's Haohi, his Angel OC, but then there's an Incubus or something called "Him". And I think one other Incubus, name starts with an "A" or something, I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061755
You know that less drew that and not mari, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061746
>That PuritySue Lilim
>Implying it's worse than any other monstersonas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061756

See, I always thought LDR would be more of a Vampire or even a Dark Elf with the whole dominant thing she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061759

"Him"? You mean that faggot from Powerpuff Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061759
>Inb4 .Less has multiple personas
God damn it, I can't say persona any more without thinking of Persona

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061762
I don't remember.
Not like it's relevant anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061767
Which kinda makes sense. Have you talked to the guy? Split personalities

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061763
It's worse in the sense that it gets pushed harder, yes.
At least most of the other writefags' keep their stupid avatars behind closed doors.
It's the difference between being discreetly homo and being a FLAMING QUEER

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061767
>.Less was touched by Igor and now has the power of multi-personae
>Goes on adventure with Laska mascot character and other writefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061765
Nah. .less' Him is...well actually, .less has posted Him a couple times in-thread already. Usually as a reaction image or to avatarfag when he's asking for requests or posting some art links.

>>13061767
>Spoiler
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061755
What is this with less drawing alot of Mari stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061780
That's the worst adventure ever.

I'd rather fly all the way to goddamn Egypt and punch a vampire in the mouth than go on an adventure with .less, Laska, or any of the writefags we've had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061786
Didn't you hear. Mari took .Less as her apprentice.
She said it a couple threads back. they've been working together, becoming friends and such. And then the Rule of Two will kick in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061786
I believe Mari is giving .Less drawfag advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061778
Yes, but it being "pushed" wasn't the original complaint, now was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061789
I'd rather punch Dio in the mouth too, but don't go hating on the writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

There was a short greentext story here a few days back where an anon met up with his internet gaming friend, who turned out to be some punk rocker minotaur.
Did that end up going anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061797
I will hate everybody in this thread, and you can't stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061791
>>13061794

>inb4 they end up becoming friendrivals after a long time working together
>They start jousting in next generation experimental fighter jets with lasers while a nuke is launched in the background, as a mad good flamenco song with singing plays all the while

[Anonymous No.]

After watching that First 100 Days propaganda program, I had a thought.
What would the first 100 days be like after the demon lord took control of our world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061798
I believe not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061798
I haven't seen any more of that.

I also haven't seen anymore sexually frustrated kikimora
or any about that war veteran that was being treated like shit.
or butler anon, or cookanon
I've also been looking forward to that mob story, but I havent heard anything about that one either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061791
>Mari is the master in the relationship
Oh my.
That's just disturbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061807
buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061817
Lots of fighting, lots of dying.

Freedom Fighters out the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061817
Depends. If she took control of the world completely and could do whatever she wished she would likely just flood the entire planet with DE while keeping some reservations in place.

If that wasnt possible, she would likely focus on turning certain areas and start expanding. I'd expect wars in the world to quickly end due to her intervening. Can't have males killing males now can we?
There would be plenty of monster vs human fighting though. Whetever that would go anywhere depends on how powerfull magitek/magic really is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13059578
Well, this turned out more like a CIA factbook kind of thing.

http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4
>Tales of TARABUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061817
Monsters win without any trouble at all because of mary sue demon lord bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058107
source? reverse image search doesn't give me translated versions.

[Anonymous No.]

It's fits, since she's so BAAAAshful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061878
It's amazing.

100/10 would cuddle non-stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061871
Search again, it's on Danbooru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061846
>Anubis Queen with a degree in Architecture
I give this kingdom a big thumbs up, would visit on vacation with mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061846
Sounds like paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061884
In a way, it's the first mantis we've seen with those biker shorts/spats on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061902
Oh man a smug Mantis in spats would send me into full on rape mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061909
>Smug Mantis in spats sitting on your face while she licks your dick
>She's still smug when you hold her down and violate her while keeping her spats on

[Anonymous No.]

>Holstauyeti
>Weremantis
>Still no Holstakiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061916
All of my YES right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061918
Science is expensive, Anon. We'll get to it eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061916
Then I'll just keep her on the edge of cumming but never giving her release until she's lost her smug and begging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061893
>Brown Holst Mooezzin
>Brown Kiki stormtrooper
>Brown Cyclops travel guide
>Brown...
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061916
God spats are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061916
>Smug kuuderes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061878
No words,

Should have sent a better writefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061878
the fuck is going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061918
>Those things mattering

More like still no ARACHNOTAUR! Bringer of holy chocolate milk, fluffy chiclaeraejobs, and fancy spider mating dances with ceremonial snu snu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061961
Would you prefer slightly smug nonkuudere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061893

RED SUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061976
Oh no, I have no problem with smug kuuderes at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061817
I know it's going to be fifth column socialist multikulti propaganda, but that being said, is it worth my time if only for the giggles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061980
And neither do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061978
Non.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061984
>deviantart
>Britfag

Truly the worst of the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

How does it feel knowing youll never get good footies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061980
How can a kuudere be smug?
Isn't that a contradiction-in-terms?
This isn't a rhetorical question, I may well be misunderstanding my jp may-mays

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061991
I didn't have any British monstergirls.
This is market failure at its worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061995
A kuudere can be smug, but it's a more subtle kind of smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061995
Does snarkiness count as smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061994
Great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061994
So this is the Haohi girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062014
.Less' OC character.
As a drawfag OC, instead of a writefag's, she will receive art regardless of popularity.

[TheGreens No.]

>>13054024
Oh hi. I'm going to be back recapping shit in the next thread.

Not this one, the next one.

In the meantime, what'd I miss? I saw what appeared to be an anubis in spats. Did less do requests again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062021
One at least. I'd originally asked for her to be in a t-shirt too, but, y'know, topless is good too. Great in fact. Mai waifu, love love, all that jazz.

Loen also took 5 requests, but doesn't look like he was able to deliver this weekend. Hopefully he'll be back sooner rather than later this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062021
>In the meantime, what'd I miss?
Sekhmet and Seth giving a blowjob.
I advise you skip to the bottom instead of scrolling through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062026
He better deliver.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had to play a game that had a karma system with two monsters, who would you play it with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062034
Someday anon. Someday.

He left us once for reasons, and returned with 5 lovely pictures he'd done in the meanwhile.
I'm sure this shall be the case when next he finds time for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062042
My hope is dieing quicker than Steve Irwin in a tank full of stingray girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062050
too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062019
What if it was the other way around? Like, the most popular drawfag avatar gets a story from the writefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062055
>Haohi getting gang banged and mind broken by hobos
I'll be finished in a jiffy, boss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062066
>This kills the persona

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062066
After than please kill yourself.

That's an order from your boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Welcome to The Snake Pit! Home of the 'Snake Pit Challenge™'! May I take your order handsome?~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062053
I'm not waiting the full 22.3 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
I hate snakes, why am I here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
I wanna take the challenge! Also what is the challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
I'll take the usual with a side of the special.
And a large Coke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
I'll take a CC, light health, deredere snake to go please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
What exactly happens when you lose the challenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062070
Sorry, boss, I need to listen to the shirohebi CEO and deliver a few packages after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071

QUICK, WHERE'S THE BACKDOOR TO THIS PLACE

COME ON, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
What's yer angle

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062093
Why leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
Rum 'n' Coke for now, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062103
>Rum 'n' Coke
>mixing your drinks
Interesting tastes, fellow drinker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062076
You get tossed in a pit of single Lamias and Lamia Variants. (Apophis, Shirohebi, ect.)
Welcome to the rape pit son, you aren't leaving without a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062099

I'M BEING CHASED

JUST TELL ME WHERE IT IS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062108
Thank you, fellow drinker
If I had the money I'd rather a Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
I want my own maid lamia waifu.

>>13062075
Indiana please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062111
Man that sounds horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062118
Best colored version

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062115
Do you want to make all the nice snake-ladies cry? Why can't they have a man sit down and enjoy himself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062111
Sold! take my money and my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
I shall have a hurricane, a brandy alexander, an old fashioned, two pints of brown ale, a bomber of raspberry cider, and shot of macallan 12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
You can flip a coin for me to decide if i'll go for an Apophis or a Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061807
I fukken love macross plus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062127
>Lonely Apophis is crying
>Shirohebi is putting a gun in her mouth
>Echidna stares at the wall with dead eyes that are unable to perceive
>Lamia pouts

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062119
You mean amazing right? All those snakes twisting around you, making sure every part of your body is getting attention or put to use, for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062118
Snakes are shit m8

They do nothing good other than population control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061574
Is it saved anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062127

BECAUSE THERE'S A T-800 TRYING TO KILL ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062143
I'll pass, that sounds pretty bad.

I have a bad fear of snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062144
What is it like, constantly having the taste of shit in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062156
Don't you want to have those nice ladies cure your fear for you? You'll have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062075
>"I'm not sure sir, but relax, all our Snake Girls are here to tend to your needs."
>>13062076
>"Like >>13062111 said. If you can stay conscious for an hour, you get free food and drink for a set time. If you don't you need to work as a 'Pit Boy' taking care of the Snake Girls every need. They can get quite tense~ for the same set time."
>"The greater the time you set yourself for, the longer you'll be working the the pit."
>>13062082
>"At once sir~"
>>13062087
>"May I suggest an 'Ara ara~' combo? It's cheaper?">>13062093
>>13062095
>"No angle sir, at The Snake Pit we aim to please~"
>>13062103
>"Of course sir~"
>>13062118
>"They you've come to the right place~"
>>13062131
>"Oh my~..."
>>13062137
>"Tails sir. What is your pleasure?~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061568
>Newfag pls
I've been in these threads since the threads on /a/ where slow enough to last a few days and the only names i remember are the drawfags and bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
I want this
http://exhentai.org/g/782846/d6dfd7423e/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062168
>"At once sir~"
Customer service is why I keep coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062163
Yeah no, I think I'll just go home and never come back.

I'd rather not be reduced to a blubbering mess in front of a bunch of women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062055
Like that would ever happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062168
I'm still having trouble choosing even with that coinflip.

>>13062139
Nevermind i'll go and save the Shirohebi.

I wish I could take them all though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062188
Are you saying all those lamias are scary? Do you want them to cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
>>13062168
Well then, is there any kind of order which would result in me being coiled, massaged, and fed by an Apophis? Possibly food made with her venom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062203
>"May I suggest our new 'Yin Yang' combo? One Shirohebi, one Apophis and the first round of drinks free~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062203
You could take the challenge and win them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062213
I'm saying I'm scared of anything snake, no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
Are there any possessive and clingy yanderes? A location with a high Lamia population would be wholly incomplete without them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062213
>Lamias
Do you people even leg?

[Anonymous No.]

Snake pits sound incredibly exhausting and suffocating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062219
I'm sold. I'm not quite sure how that's going to end, but there's only one way to find out.

>>13062220
I could, but there's a good 40 to 50 snakes down there. I'm not sure if I can give them all enough love in an hour.
And if I stay too long I might not last and lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062232
That's the point. By the time you're done, you'll be too tired to leave, so al the snakes cuddle with you s you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062242

I don't like feeling neither suffocated nor powerless though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062246
They'll be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062245
I want to NTR my shitty Manticore girlfriend with a nicer, jazz music loving Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062250
He said no, leave the guy alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062253
But http://pastebin.com/kWWDXUe8 is bound to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062217
>"A touch of Purple Fever sir?~ We have just the girl for you~ I'll get her, along with some food~"
>>13062227
>"We have several girls who cater to yandere lovers. However I need to state that The Snake Pit isn't responsible if they start stalking you after you haven't visited in a while. It's quite the commitment~'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062245

That Chesire looks jolly as fuck.

Where are they taking him?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are the Order of Dumbass the best paladins to ever live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062268
To Monster Girl City.

Home of the Lewd, Land of the Rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062262
Purple Fever? Well, that sounds lovely. What a nice establishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062245
This needs to be a banner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062259
She's a shit, she would completely deserve it.

Manticores don't deserve good things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062268
>Not recognizing futacat and cuckingcore
Shame on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062281
>Futacat banner
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062262
I'll have a White Russian and some cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062283
'cept they ain't them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062283

If you hate it so much, why do you keep bringing it up? It's just a retrace .gif of the Roxbury Guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062276
Hundred of men, every year, fall victim to Purple Fever.

The symptoms are: Craving Apophis Booty.
Obsession with Grapes.
Compulsive need to worship sexy purple snake women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062293

Yes it is. That's an original .less .gif with Clare and Savannah from the era of smiling with an erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062287
That's exactly why it needs to be a banner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062309
I am 100% OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062302
>Somebody else posts it
>Somebody else asks about it
>I'm the one bringing it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062291
>"Of course sir~ Any kind of girl in particular?~ Or shall I surprise you?~ Or maybe myself sir?~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062310
I know who made it, and I'm tellin ya, it ain't them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062323

I don't see catdicks or any indication of the characters' origins anywhere in the gif. Why get angry over it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
>"D-Do you have any um... Well... G-Girls who might roleplay as a big sister a-and uh... Bully me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be a brilliant genetic engineer
>you will never create the perfect cold terrain search and rescue monster girl
>she will never be equal parts Saint Bernard dog girl, yeti, and holsturaus
>She will never rescue people by sniffing them out, and then cuddling them for warmth while forcefeeding them milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062334
Disliking something is not getting angry over it bucko.

Also
>Cheshire has the same shirt and hair and ears as her description

And don't pretend it's not the same old bait as people who post the cropped naked apron pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062326
Waitress is fine


More than fine

[Anonymous No.]

So whats the inverse of the bully trifecta? Weresheep Yeti and Holsturus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062348
I can't even remember what Holst milk does.

I'm guessing it gives a burst of strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062341
>"My my~... I'll see what we can do..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062351
That's kind of the default Cheshire look. Less just drew her with a shirt because it's easier than the clothing she's wearing in the profile. Manticore is stock.

You're seeing shit where none exists. It's actually worrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062348

>You'll never create more "sisters" for her so she won't feel alone all the time
>You'll never release them to fulfill their purpose
>They'll never come running to your lab at the end of each day and swarm you with cuddles, interrupting whatever research you were doing at the moment, speaking the few words they learned from your language, probably the only ones they'll ever need to know
>"Daddy! Wuv daddy! Wuv daddy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062357
A terror lurks over MGC, the combined forces of the Cheshire, hellhound, and manticore strike fear into the hearts of men.
What three monsters form to fight against this menace /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071

...Where the hell am I? Who are you?

...What year is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062168
I, uh, I'm not good at this.

I'll- just have a coke, thanks. I don't want to be creepy at anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062381
Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062381
>MG Justice
The Heroic Trio of a Wyvern, a Salamander, and a Dullahan.

The Wyvern is flighty and a bit air-headed, but always has people's best interests in mind, and does her best to save the day.
The Salamander is your typical Hot-Blooded Heroine, think first, ask questions later.
And the Dullahan is the cool-headed sort who keeps the other two in-line and on-task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062392
Kikimora power rangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062396
Power Rangers a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062386
>"First time sir?~ Just relax, the girls know why you're here. They're always very, very happy to see new patrons~"
>"I'll be back shortly with your coke, don't run off anywhere, a lot of girls here like the shy type."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062402
I will fucking fight you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062407
Power Rangers is a genuinely bad show m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062370
Not really. It was his default Clare look, t-shirt and all. The rest of his like Laska don't have those tall ears or the longer face or that swishy style of long hair. And seriously. Big rig steering wheel. Clare in the passenger seat, anon in the back. Came out right after Truckercore 1 was finished and the only ones he ever drew were Laska and Clare at that time. And that is exactly how it was received since it was first posted.

You go ahead and argue how it's not and pull the old demeaning injunctives while expressing false concern to undermine credibility card. I'm sure plenty of new people in here will even believe it. But I'm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062396
>power rangers
Don't you mean Sentai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062381
I was more asking who are the three most gentle/least sadistic monsters in mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062409
Quality is irrelevant.
Power Rangers is something every red blooded American who grew up in the early 90's should have in their memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062426
>Quality is irrelevant

Please let this be bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061878
>monster girls cosplaying as other monstergirls
What would pairs be?
A salamander as a ryu?
>>13061918
>Salapophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062443
>Wurm as Ryu
>Dragon as Lilim
>Holst as Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062071
I'll have a healthy order of CC apophis with a side of kuudere and a strawberry milk for here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062446
>Dragon with white hair, white scales, black membranes, and a lovely black dress.
I want to see this.

If that one ColorFag is here...please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062446
>wurm as a wererabbit
>just has an ears headband, and glued cottonballs to her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062454
He's dead.
Killed by the same dog that attacked Loen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062419
Meidosentai Kikiranger

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062458
But Anon, Loen's alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062457
>Fellates carrot erotically
>"What's up, doc?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062454
What about albino dragon or albino lizardman/salamander
>>13062446
>maid holst
aw yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062426
It's bait, don't give him attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062460
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061579
>>13062149
http://pastebin.com/1i7P30RA

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062469
>Maid Holst
>Gives you fresh milk for your coffee
>Moos happily while cleaning the house
>Her figure in that maid dress is irresistible
>You can't help but give her a "reward" every now and then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062464
No stop.

I don't want to imagine monsters ruining my childhood memories.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you all feel about evil monster girls who wind up becoming heroes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062149
>>13061579

It is if you look at the proper list. He's right below "Not Sure if Writefag"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062482
>Ruin
Too late.
Wurms already tunnel around like him, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062479
Forgetting about
>top barely fits
>top slips down when she bends over
>tries to dust with her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062483
The atoning anti-hero kind or the reformed proponent of justice kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062486
>Making her clean while having a vibrator in her tunnel of love and ass
>She'll be "punished" if she makes a mess or improperly cleans

[Anonymous No.]

Guys,

What happens if you give a hobgoblin Loli cookies?

Does she just become a normal, albeit very strong, goblin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062490
Either

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062485
>You will never be forced to cuddle with a Wurm coiling around you for hours inside a small hidey-hole she made

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062499
>Your dick will never be cuddled by a Wurm's hiney-hole for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062483
As long as they fight for the peaceful co-existance of humans and monstergirls they're alright

[Anonymous No.]

Quite honestly, I don't even know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062515
No thank you.

I hate spiders way more than snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062515
why is that spider a clown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062515
>Shantae
>That one digimon I can't remember the name to
>Arachne
Spiders are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062520
It pays well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062521
Arukenimon, which is itself just an Engrish Corruption of Arachnemon.

Also, it's Rachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062491
>Punishment - no milking. Puts her breasts in a 'chastity belt'-style bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062529
She's called Arachne Arachnera. People call her Rachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13057186
why do always miss everything in the generals
i feel like i need to see it
you said big and i like big

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062529
Right.
People are waiting for Shantae still, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062544
Just look up Dr. P on sadpanda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062538
No her name is Ranch Dressing
She is a liar who steals pies, murders people, can't read, and lives in a swamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062552
>Dr. P
Good artist. Jun's great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062538
Actually, it's Rachnera Arachnera, which is then shortened to Rachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062560
>>13062552
>Dr. P
>Jun
Mah niggas and fellow lovers of HEALTH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061984
This picture is inaccurate, it doesn't properly show how much Britain has become the U.S.A.'s bitch in the past few decades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062562

I still think that's one stupid fucking name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062567
>Jun does petite girl
>Still healthy
>Dem thighs
Course, talking about this feels like dejavu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062474
Warning! No closure warning! Do not read this if you can't stand it not having an end!
How much more guilt do I have to lob at nyan before he writes an end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062567
Oh no I haven't really read their stuff.

I'm just passing on what artist does good butts, I don't really have a favorite artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062574
In case you hadn't noticed, all the EMG Girls have patentedly awful names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062404
>a lot of girls here like the shy type.

Like sharks like the scent of blood

Presumably word of an inexperienced boy on their own in your average monstergirl establishment getting around results in something like a horror film, only instead of tense glimpses of the killer it's their drink mysteriously staying topped up, something soft brushing against the back of their head, the faint sound of giggling and ara~ara~s in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062577
We're currently at a cliffhanger in A Winter in Yetinberg. An ending to a two month old CYOA can wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062577
Eh, just let it die and remain an archival remnant. It was written to be a live CYOA in the first place and those aren't allowed here anymore, and there isn't an ending short of harem that would have satisfied everyone.
Also I would have gone for Mimita waifu. She was the biggest tryhard and most charmingly written by the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no yandere [insert generally docile] MG to proactively love you until no other woman is on your mind on this cold winter's eve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062596
Thank god, yandere is such a generic character type, second to Tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062582
>This is a Lamia. Her name is Mia.
>This is a Centaur. Her name is Centorea.
>This is a Slime. Her name is Suu.
>This is a Zombie. Her name is Zombina.

I mean, we're not much better, but still...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062596
yandere Leanan Sidhe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062608
>Miia's last name is the end of Lamia
Ah, I feel so stupid right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062610

Fuck you that'd be like having one of you asshats trying to "motivate" me to do stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062608
Suu a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062616
Close. Poison Suu a best but a regular Suu is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062616
>>13062621
Slime lesbian sucks tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062614
What are you going to do about it? Are you going to procrastinate me to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062623
Poison Suu > Chibi Suu > Rapist Suu > Ara Ara Suu > Loli Suu > Kaiju Suu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062631
It's not hard to be the best when you're all shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062623

Kinda weird how everybody calls that one dragon girl a turbodyke when Suu is actively more of a dyke than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062626

You're goddamned right I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062552
this is a gold mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062623
Anon, she wants on Darling just as bad as the other girls, so she's at least bi. She's not best girl in my opinion, but she's up there for wanting to get Darling laid by a variety of pussy

>>13062635
It's cause she's a man hater and wants sweet snake cloaca

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062567
Mien comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062635
Draco is a man-hating lesbian.

Suu is an omni-sexual rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062641
Are you just now discovering the good doctor's works? Trust me, just keep on digging. Eventually you'll find diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062594
Are CYOAs really not allowed in anymore? I thought we just got a timeout because of the shitstorms.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you save your waifu if she was captured by an evil sorcerer? Would she save you from a sorceress?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you heard the good news?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062661
Glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062661
That's pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062635
It's the Awful Dyke haircut and dyke clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062649
She wants a true harem end. Imagine suu as your harem manager

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062483
Severe dislike. I'd rather have "evil" girls to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062658
>would I save her
I'd sure as hell try

>would she save me
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062668
I'm imagining Suu as a talent scout searching the country, town by town, for the best girls she can get for Darling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13058293
Fuck megablocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062658
>Implying we're not said Sorcerer/Sorceress

>>13062671
What kinda shit waifu you got that she wouldn't even try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062661
Monster Religions are the best. I would join one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062677
>you will never have a loyal slime raping best girls into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062680
I'm expendable anon, there's a billions men out there she could have over me, why risk her life and safety when she can just get a new man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062693
You're a shit husbando for having such a mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062693
But there's only one of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062693
Because you're HERS. You don't seem to get the whole point of having a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062692
Are you trying to make me cry.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062693
Bumming my mood here, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062696
Alright then, I guess I am.

>>13062698
Oh I highly doubt that there aren't men out there that aren't just better replacements of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062658

>"Hey, uh, you. Yeah."
>"Why the fuck do you keep kidnapping people's waifus for, man?"
>"Why don't you, like, make your experiments with lab mice or something?"
>"Seriously man. Do you really expect the sorcery manipulating community to recognize and respect you that way?"
>"Not with that attitude they're not."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062700
Yes but i remember i suck at being a writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062710
Well at least your heart is in the right place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062710
Most do.
But they just keep writing and slowly improving over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062704
See now, thinking that she doesn't feel just as strongly for you, as you do for her, that's what makes you a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062483
Redeemed villains are my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062719
Alright then, I'm a shit husband.

Have a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062705
>Sorcerer kidnapping waifus to study mamono
>wants to know how to create his own
>so he can save his cat familiar from dying of old age and instead spend his life with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062483

R.I.P. Chopper. ;_;7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062705
Maybe he just wants to do crazy experiments with them, Like swapping their body parts, or cutting them open so he can gain their powers,or spraying them in he face with water until they cry. Or he could just want a harem, and he doesn't care how he gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062735
>spraying them in he face with water until they cry
Such evil doesn't even deserve to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

how would a spider MG react if you told her that she does not need to tie you up to have sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062735
Clearly he is trying to recreate their essence and distill it into one SUPER WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062728

>"Naw, dude. Just, naw."
>"That's not cool, man. You can't escape death, you see."
>"Why are you wasting your time trying to make your familiar live longer instead of enjoying the life she has left together?"
>"How long have you been here reading books on sorcery and shit while she was waiting for you to go spend time with her?"
>"Everyone dies someday, mang. I know it's hard, but it's the one absolute fact none of us can escape."
>"Did you even talk with your familiar about this? Does she know the reason why you're working so hard day and night without stopping to even pat her head a bit?"
>"Come on, mang. We all have to accept this kind of thing. Every living thing has to go someday, including you and me."
>"There, there. Just let it all out. Crying is good for you."
>"Now, your familiar is waiting for you, bro. She wants to cuddle with you, play with you, smile with you and everything else."
>"Go to her, mang. Don't let her spend her last years alone."
>"Here's some money, take her to the movie theater or an amusement park. I'm sure she'll love it."
>"See you around, brother. Thanks for not experimenting on my waifu."

>>13062735

>"Yo, mang. That kinda shit ain't exactly cool among magic wielders, nah'mean?"
>"No, no, really, I ain't bullshitting. Sorceres are about... doing magic with runes and books or some shit like that. What you're doing is mad scientist stuff. Y'know, Frankenstein and shit like that."
>"Besides, harems are bad for your health, bro. Seriously, not only it'll drive you fuckin' nuts, but people around you will call you out all the time for having shit taste."
>"Oh, and water sprays only work on feline monstergirls."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062658
Your waifu will never go on a journey to defeat, and hopefully purify you after you succumb to dark magic and become the main villlain of the adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062670
It's a toss-up between Alma and Tamamo for being worst Knight. Tamamo is a Loli, but Alma is a succushit who only views you as a biological source of energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13054496
Is there any other pictures that go with these two?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062718
Then there are the random people who crop up with half-decent greentexts, never to be seen again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062824
Oh jesus christ kill it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062824
What the hell is this disgusting creature!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062824
Blue board retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062809

>Your waifu will never go on a a journey and defeat you after you succumb to dark magic and become the main villlain of her adventure
>She'll never hesitate before dealing the final blow, despite you telling her to finish you off as you kneel on one knee, your body battered and damaged beyond recovery
>Her allies will never rush in and kill you before she can even respond, sending her into a panic
>The people will never cheer in happiness upon hearing of your defeat and death, all except your waifu, who's weeping by your lifeless body as it lies on the ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062833
>he hasn't played Oblivion.
I still agree with>>13062829 fucking kill those things but still. Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062824
That is some 20th Level Nope that's Multiclassing into Kill It With Fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062840
Oblivion is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062837
Nigger that's not how it goes. She beats you down and makes you remember who you were then kills all the people in the party that came with her and you two leave to a quiet life away from others for the rest of your lives.

[Maritan No.]

>>13061825
What's disturbing about it?
>>13061807
That's the plan!
Though it'll take a while... He's very good, but too fast and impatient with his art, so he makes a good deal of mistakes along the way.
However, he's been improving on that and he's been building up his patience.
Now I've been trying to help him with expressions and to kill a bit of his same face syndrome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062837
I would rather
>You're kneeling, defeated, and ask her to finish it
>She hesitates, unwilling to kill the man she loves
>Her allies rush in and attempt to kill you
>Something in her snaps, they're not allowed to put their hands on you, only she can
>She kills them before they can kill you
>She takes her place as your queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062837
>she forgets you three weeks later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062809
Leave it to a Wurm to go on an adventure with only a shovel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062824
Would fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062846
You have bad taste, also delete that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062854
>Mari and .Less literally have a master-apprentice thing going on
I expect the Rule of Two to apply eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062854
Maybe my mind is just warped heavily, but I can't help but think lewd thoughts about you being his "master".

Nevertheless, It's good he's improving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062862
>Liking Bethesda RPGs
And I have bad taste...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062846
Don't waste our last image on stupid shit, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062897
Cry

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Oblivion

Would you a Khajit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062862

You sound offended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062905
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062905

No.

They're literal furries, man.

[Maritan No.]

>>13061755
Wow! I didn't even know that one existed! Saw that on the archive, so saving that lol.
>>13062864
We talking about star wars rule of two?>>13062867
Haha, maybe!
Yeah, I'm happy he's improving too, I love his dedication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062905
That's furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062853

It don't be like that everytime, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062917
Of course we're talking Star Wars RoT. One master, one apprentice
But seriously, nice to him improving with your guidance. You two make a good team, and your words of wisdom are really showing in his newer works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062924
It do in my headcannon nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062837
Saddening.

>>13062855
I would rather this as well.

>>13062856
You're just depressing.

>>13062864
>>13062917
But then who would .less take as an apprentice after he kills Mari?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062917
I thought you knew it existed?

Anyway, I hope we'll see where he goes with his improvements.
Keep shining on, you Chrono Trigger loving Canuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062932
If he's able to kill Mari
If he is not, you know how it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062837
>She'll never make sure nobody vandalizes your grave
>She'll never visit ever year on the anniversary of your death and leave flowers there, and cry as she remembers the man she loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062931

Then I shall write more suffering to balance out your sunshine headcanon, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>Stephanie, something's different about you...did you polish your horns?
>Yeah, you know, trying to look better, feel better
>Any special reason?
>Well...I met this boy.
>Stephanie that's WONDERFUL! It's so good to see you getting over Sir whatshisface
>Yeah, it's complicated though. I don't think he wants to take it to the next level.
>'I don't think he wants to'? You're an arch succubus, the dread queen of a demon realm, practically a lilim. Why don't you just take him~
>I don't know...
>Perhaps slip into his room in the dead of night, glide in through his window and cast a glamor over his mind, a spell of desire so deep that it removes all choice from the equation!
>Deruella...that sounds a lot like rape.
>Oh Stephanie, it is not rape. Don't be silly! We're merely...uncovering their true selves. Succubi have been doing it for thousands of years!
>I don't know Deruella, I mean if he doesn't want to, he shouldn't have to.
>But his wants are not your needs, Stephanie. You must take him, take him NOW!
>You know, the more you explain it, the more it definitely sounds like rape.

Stephanie, it's rape

>She didn't ask you Paladin Moralton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062942
Yo aint a real nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a non-undead monstergirl that would look the best in Castlevania-esque attire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062837
>She will never become a villain after that, looking for a way for resurrect you
>>13062855
This is algo good.


Evil waifus a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062949

Come oooon, nigga. You and I both know there can't be yin without yang. You gotta have some suffering if you want your good end to mean something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062957
>Looking for a way to ressurrect you
There's a Lich just down the road. Hell, same Graveyard you're buried in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062956
Werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062947
This after-school special has opened my eyes to the dangers of Druella

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062956
Dulla- Fuck
Dhap- Fuck
Vamp- FUCK
Pharaoh. Wait. FUCK

Werewolf. Jesus Christ. Or an Anubis

[Maritan No.]

>>13062930
Well, a lot of the stuff I tell him is more things to improve the speed of his improvement in the long run, a large part of it is his dedication.
His constantly looking for references, looking up other artists streams, youtubes (some famous artists do post there).
So, besides drawing some stuff people don't like, I don't get why there's such silly hatred about him.
Maybe my being on this place since like 2005 has something to do with it. I'm literally unaffected to almost anything I see on here, so everything seems like not such a big deal anymore.
>>13062932
>>13062939
It'll be an epic fight to the death!
>>13062937
Heh, I will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062963
Your soul was banished to a different dimension. It's a bit more difficult than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062959
But nigga the suffering is that the husband is made horribly evil. Like he could be a priest in his former life but is made into the most evil lord the lands have ever seen. Plus his wife has to cope with her husband becoming so evil and having to see all the horrible murder and destruction that happens because of him. Then she gets powerful and gets a group of heroes together and we learn all about them and the group becomes like family, except for her because she doesn't talk about her past life, then they all get slaughtered by their leader in cold blood. If you still want more suffering do it on somebody who deserves to suffer, like Deruella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062977
>Heh, I will!
Good.

We'll be getting more Lilim soon, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062979
Find a better Lich then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062977
Eh, although .Less draws good things and bad things that keeps him at a certain level, I honestly don't mind his stuff To a degree, because I sense if I leave it at that I might accidentally start a fire
But anyhow, keep up the good work, the both of you

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody just made a new thread. Horribly as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062966
>>13062976
I'm surprised that you haven't considered the Werebat, Succubus, or some of the aquatic monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062992
Just let the janitor get rid of it and ignore it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062977
I know the quality of his coloring at least has improved dramatically since you started working with him, which is great.

Can't wait to see how else he improves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062995
I liked Werewolves more.
There was even a female one in one of the games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062992
We aren't even dead though, so I'll assume it was created as a false-flag until further notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062992
There's always one more retard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062995
Right. Succubi would make the most sense. Or a Werebat
I am intoxicated, OK? My brain's not functioning fully

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062992
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063004
>>13063001
>>13062992

It's LDR trying to get her list at the top after the drama of yesterday. Report it and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063003
Castlevania Chronicles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063015
I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063007

>Werebat dressed up like Dracula from SotN
>Tries to look intimidating by flapping her wing-arms at you and going "UU! UU!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063013
ELH does your ass ever stop hurting?

Everyone knows you probably had another autistic temper tantrum that lead up to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063013
Whatever you say, ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063025
>>13063026

Fuck of LDR shills.

Neither of their lists should be in the OP. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063023
She'd probably look better in something that shows of midriff, and actually lets her flap her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063025
Let's be fair, they're both autistic faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063033
>>13063013
>implying we care about writefag drama
Seriously, it's retarded, so shut up about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062932
>>13062981

>As she's weeping over your body, her comrades call out to her, telling her that they must leave your fortress before it crumbles
>With you dead, the fortress itself began to wither away, rumbling all around her
>Before she leaves, she picks you up and places you on your throne, as taking you with her is not possible
>She gives you a kiss and a hug before running out of the throne room, escaping your falling fortress
>She can only watch from afar as the entire structure crumbles into intself, burying you with the very stones you once raised up to the sky
>She'll never secretly come back to the ruins years later, doing her best to remove the rubble and find your body as to give it a proper burial
>She'll never find a broken down skeleton clad in armor with a few bones missing, still sitting in the throne in the same position she left your body years ago
>She'll never slowly reach out and carefully pick up your skull, only for it to fade away into dust in the wind, leaving her with nothing
>She'll never sit there, mourning until dawn

I'm sorry, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063044
Quite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062932
It's true anon, if army women can cheat on their husbands while they get shot at monsters can forget their lovers in like a week.

That being said I'd like to wonder how something like an Amazon would react to that little bit of news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063046
You aint mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>Want too keep writing Baphomet

>Also want to homebrew a Gundam rpg using fate

Why is life hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063065
Compartmentalise your problems anon, you'll get shit done way easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062963

You know if I was a lich, I'd get so pissed at these guys that always go. "Lich solves everything."

>Who the hell do you think you are knocking on my door a three o' fucking clock in the morning
>I'm four hundred years old and I haven't had a moment of peace since I yanked out my soul because of people like you
>'Oh my husband had a heart attack because our daughter is too cute'
>'My waifu got hit by a train'
>'My husband's birthday surprise went terribly wrong'
>I don't fucking care anymore.
>Money? My vault already makes scrooge look like a wageslave. Fuck money.
>Come back when you have something I want or don't come back at all
>And all I want is some peace and quiet so good luck with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063056
>3DPD
No.

>>13063046
Goddamn you I didn't ask for these feels at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063056
Chivalrous rage.
>>13063065
>Gundam rpg
One of the old SD Gundam ones that the Knight Gundam came from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062910
>>13062910
>>13062910
New thread nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063065

Because you aren't using Mekton Zeta for a Gendumb rpg like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063040
I dunno, since we've only heard one side who knows what the fuck happened.

Considering past events, I'm willing to bet it's just ELH being a sperglord again - especially after what happened with the translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063076

What the fuck are you doing.

[Maritan No.]

>>13063002
That was in part me.
I commented sometimes about there being more refining that could be done with coloring, and that he needed to slow down, besides that the rest is his studying and work.
I make em sketch a lot though and point out anatomical mistakes he makes here and there when I have time.

>>13062991
Yeah, we've been working on a kind of setting.
He's been fleshing some things out while I'm working on illustration of monsters for it, and will be further working on what he makes.
Oh right, there was a mention of one of his OCs "Him"
That's Akai, but a later version of him that ends up marying Haohi.
I'm not sure on the naming itself but I like to think of it like MGE's version of "you" or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063076
>nerds
Nice try, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061122
>mouse girl dominatrix
>she bought handcuffs that fit on her and not you
>she gets upset when you have to pick her up, put her on a footstool and then climb back into the swing for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063076
>New thread before falling off

Newfag and/or toaster fucker plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063076
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063076
We're not dead yet, ass rammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063084

So you're perfectly fine with someone randomly abusing their power?

K shill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063056
>>13063076
Fuck you both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063087
>>13063089
>>13063093
>>13063095
>>13063097
>Replying to a troll
I expected better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063083
That would be far too easy.

That and I haven't read the rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061747
Screw you, Sower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063072
I can see this.

>>13063088
Well, it's definitely showing progress. And Akai! That's the name I was trying to think of earlier. So he and "Him" are supposed to be the same guy, and Haohi's husbando? Well, okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063088
Intriguing. Consider me interested in this so called setting the two of you are conjuring
But say no more. I wish to be surprised when the finished product is released.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063099
Hey don't lump me in with that faggot.

I just want to talk about how monsters would react to some of the dark parts of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063084
Well, you know what they say about assumptions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063088
That's neat, in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063084
>I'm willing to bet it's just ELH being a sperglord again
It's most likely this, and adding on to the fact that this happened over valentines, I can't help but think it's a one-sided lover's spat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061473
I don't see a problem here. I actually prefer the dub of cowboy bebop to the sub, so I would just sit down and watch it with her and try not to cry when I'm holding my daughteru while she's crying at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061506
Man, Princess Zelda really let herself go after that trip to Africa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nftxDrStny8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13061567
>I love chocolate
>dog girl waifu and daughterus can't have any
>they just stare at me from the side of the couch when I'm eating a snickers bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063100
You expect far too much.
Well guys, captcha made me identify a cake, so lets talk about CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063132
To hear ELH tell it, LDR just randomly banned him from "Their Blog".

So then he banned her from "Their IRC".

So yeah I'd say you have the right of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063135
>Africa
Don't you mean the Gerudo Desert? Are you inebriated or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063147
LDR isn't the sort to 'randomly' due anything if you consider her professional image.

Hell, the lack of anything coming out of her is proof of that. Keep quiet and let the storm blow over rather than fan the flames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063132

Based on LDR's past record? Not really. It fits the bill.

She started up her own pastebin originally because of ELH leaving /a/. But if you paid attention to her updates they often favored her own PAID works and those of people she liked. When the /jp/ move happened, ELH said that he invited her so that people wouldn't have to choose between lists. No I don't know where it is in the archives, find it yourself. Point being is it was supposed to be a collaborative effort.

Then this happens. The way I see it it doesn't matter who is being sperglord. What matters is LDR's actions make no sense. Why would someone who's supposed to be a colleague and share the same goal do that? This came out of the blue and given the logs provided earlier in the thread she herself it would never happen.

>>13063157
Pretty fucking random to me bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063157
>>13063147

inb4 ELH was losing control of himself, and his trusty comrade, LDR, was forced to ban(ish) him from his own realm despite not wanting to because he was corrupted beyond salvation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063172

Of course! That will be how LDR and her IDF spins it.

It's all fucking dumb. Ban both of their lists from the OP and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063144
The best cakes have a filling.

Have you filled your CC monster girl yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063176

It was supposed to sound more like the premise to a story, but oh well.

I hope they make up later on. The Blog is kind of our foundation now that we're on /jp/, makes us organized and stuff. It'd be a shame to see it crumble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063159
ELH wanted to use the blog to wage war on MGR, LDR was forced to act.
He was whining about it all over the IRC.
She didn't give him admin for the longest time because he was a faggot who couldn't be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063176
>It's all fucking dumb. Ban both of their lists from the OP and be done with it.

B-begging your pardon sir, us writefags need those lists so people can browse our humble wares.
We'll lose all our readers withouts them, we will.
Winter's just around the corner, and the waifu, she's expecting a new little 'un...
It will be ever so hard to feed our family if you take the lists away, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063207

Do you have any proof about this supposed "war?"

No? Fuck off.

And why the fuck did she take away admin in the first place? Trust issues? Bitch that's how you CAUSE trust issues.

Again, see >>13063176

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063207
>ELH wanted to use the blog to wage war on MGR
...why?

[Maritan No.]

>>13063112
Yeah, from what I remember anyway.
>>13063113
That'll take a good long time, but you sometimes see pics of the setting, which is why you see pics of haohi and Mari here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063159
>one-sided lover's spat
>implying I meant that was LDR causing the ruckus

Let's count how many times both of them have had random freakouts when it comes to being in power

>>13063207
>it was an MGR vendetta
I'll take it with a grain of salt, but I wouldn't be surprised

[Anonymous No.]

IRC drama belongs in IRC, fuck those faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063207
I've seen the post that ELH was going to post about MGR. If anything, he was promoting them, not "Waging War".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063207
>ELH wanted to use the blog to wage war on MGR

I can believe it. Reading some of that shit was hilarious, especially when he began to whine about it in the channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063222

It's just a faggot trying to spin more shit. He did say that he wasn't thrilled about MGR stuff but nowhere did he say "I SHALL POST ABOUT HOW SHIT THEY ARE." See >>13063233. He literally had it in the weekly (before LDR deleted it and kicked him out) that MGR was looking for new help.

>>13063232
Fucking agreed. Get a mod ruling on this now. Both LDR and ELH have fucked the community over and should no longer be accepted here.

[Anonymous No.]

OOOOOH BOY HERE WE GOOOO

Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to cuddle a Wurm, is that so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063222
He posted a google doc a week or so back from one of their threads. He called them out for getting ripped off on translation costs for the MGE, and they punished him over it. So that's probably why.

Tl;DR autists make another autist have a fit, which snowballs here. It's all retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063249
Wurms are pure olev, Anon.
If you cuddle one for too long, your heart will melt through your pores.
Just be careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063249

Yes, it is. Because Wurms are not cuddle material

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063210

Hear hear!
Bloomin' tragedy waitin' to happen it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063249
You can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

When will the MGC Maid Central send out another call and distract people from this shit I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063256
Next you're going to tell me that Anubis girls don't do anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063262

Never.

Somebody blew up their facility downtown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063251
>He posted a google doc a week or so back from one of their threads. He called them out for getting ripped off on translation costs for the MGE
Oh, I saw that. Maybe I'm being naive, but that just looked like a man trying to help someone else stop getting Jewed over?

> and they punished him over it
I don't understand either why or how they would do this
especially 'cos I did the exact same thing 3 years ago on MGU and got off scott free

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063270
>You will never prove that it was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063279
It was you, Anon?
It was you all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063269
Big, meaty, fluffy paw girls can't do pawjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063281
That's right Austin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063281
BAH GAWD EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063287
>Remember than time you got a bad end by the MGC admin and there was no way of getting a better end?
IT WAS ME, BARRY! IT WAS MEEE ALL ALONG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063296
It's getting harder and harder to ignore your girth...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063304
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063304
And then it got weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063149
Are you inebriated?
Short answer: YES
Getting snowed in is fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063306
>>13063315
>And then it got weird
You could say it had to be this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063330
My ass. You carved your own path that lead to this. Everything was going good until then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13062905
Sure.
But no nasty crack-whore voice please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063334
No, I followed my wrath, it was unavoidable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063344
Unavoidable my ass. Next you're going to say that maybe we're both the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063347
The world has turned Anon, we are no longer as separated as we once were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063340
>>13062905
Speaking of nasy crack whore voice...

Is there a mod that changes that? Or at least makes it more tolerable? I can't stand walking up to a caravan and hearing

THRISH HRWARHN HARRZ WERZ IVV YURRH HAVV KEIRN

completely immersion-breaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063355
It cant be helped, so many have burned http://imgur.com/wkqvxKJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063355
shit, I can't think of anything to continue that would involved the next set of lyrics
Oh well. We tried. See you around, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063364
Good show, old chap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063362
Lots of butthurt we've had with that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063373
By one guy too. I can't even say he went quantum. He went nuclear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063373
with that comic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063377
Yep, good times.

>>13063376
You know I agreed with him at the start, but then he went nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063362
How on earth did this incite high magnitudes of analpain in that one guy anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063384
>I agreed with him at the start
It was just a cute sparring thing between two friends though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063387
Nobody knows. Not even scientists could decipher the mystery of that Anon's 10,00% nuclear anal devastation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063389
Which ironically enough, people were asking for more of earlier with the whole "Rule of Two" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063389
Well, I didn't like the fact how obvious the ending was gonna be.

And boy it was, but damn, that guy took it way too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063390
>Immediatly felt bad after posting this due to a thought of him probably being here
Curse my niceness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063393
But the RoT isn't a friendly sparring, it's life or death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063396
No, it's part of the lore now, don't back down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063387
Has anyone save those stuff? I only got the baphomet one that less made

http://imgur.com/YrY1GIb,jZGHEfr,JoUJa8f,VlQx25f,thghc0Y,EVaYIGa,30iwRs8,wL7B5Yb,VSD7y9i

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063404
Nooo, but I feel bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063384
>>13063376
>>13063387
>>13063390
>>13063389
>>13063395
>>13063396


Personally I agree with Mr. Butthurt completely. And to me it didn't seem like he was the butthurt party-especially toward the end of the argument.

First anti-comic dude lost his shit, made a bunch of choppy-low quality posts, then he got called a faggot a whole bunch of times, then he actually started writting out an argument, and then the pro-comic dudes started shitposting.

And then him and another dude ignored basically everyone and decided to just write books about their opinions.

funny how the shit-posting roles reversed like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063409
Embrace it Anon, it'll make you stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063413
No! I'll never be like you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063412
Since I don't remember the details, I'll take your word for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063416
Don't be an alp.

Real men are complete assholes to each other, it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063416
Do it though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063412
I think people over-analyzed it for stupid reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063421
But I don't like being an asshole. It's not my nature

>>13063425
Noooo

[Anonymous No.]

How is the false-flag thread still up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063429
Don't be such a goddamn cocksucker and be a jerk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063429
It's too late, you've looked into the abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063419
It shouldn't be too hard to find on the archives if you want.
>>13063427
Was writing a fucking yellow pages about your opinion necessary? Nope.
Was it reasonable to criticize a story for being almost painfully predictable? Yes.
If you want the MC to get his shit kicked in then at least be tongue-in-cheek about it, like how Dr. Strangelove was to the prospect of nuclear annihilation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063436
But I don't like being a jerk. It's mean and guilt hits me like a train

>>13063439
It's too bright. I needs to turn down the brightness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063434

Circlejerk/IRC answer: Because obviously LDR is sucking off Janet /s

Actual answer: Because the mods don't want to get involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063442
>Not having the perfect brightness levels
I knew there was evil inside you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063442
It's useless, I'm dealing with a man who has the emotions of an alp.

Fucking christ, jackass can't even act like a proper jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063441
>painfully predictable
If anything, that was the worst offence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063450
I don't like bright lights. It's like loud sounds.

>>13063453
Well, if it makes you feel better Mr Macho Randy Savage I'm very sarcastic to a point that people think I'm sarcastic all the time
What does this mean, you ask? Well, when people think you're joking all the time, you get a free pass to say a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063441
>Tongue-in-Cheek
>The Lilim declares herself bored
>They go out for noodles
Yes. Definitely 100% serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063458
That happens to me quite a bit.

I got off with saying a lot of shit that should have gotten me suspended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063463
anon, it was only tongue in cheek at the VERY END. And you know this, you just made a post about it.

Imagine if SNK had it's standard plot for 18 episodes then the MC decided he was bored and instead spend the rest of the series picking flowers with a 15-meter class. That's not good writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063467
It's funny because I'm actually a really nice person, even though I hate people And become super shy in crowds
So sarcasm's my way of saying mean thinks without actually looking like an asshole. LOOPHOLES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063471
Maybe it was just me, but the fact that .less and Mari were suddenly having an Edgy-Shonen-OC-Battle made it seem pretty goofy from the get-go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063479
Edgy is NEVER tongue-in-cheek.

It's like a Newtonian law or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063471
>That's not good writing.
I don't think it was intended to be have Spec-Ops tier 2deep4u story telling.

It was just a silly shonen sparring match that too many people took for granted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063486
But that's precisely the problem, it was serious until literally the 4th to last panel, and then mari ripped the cover off and yelled
"FOOL YOU LOL GET TROLLED!"
If you wanna write a supah-serious sparing match, go ahead.
If you wanna write a silly pool-noodle fight between an eyeless MC and his slightly whoreish friend, go ahead.

But for fuck's sake don't mix the two

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that MGs are kind, loving creatures who would be horrified, disturbed, disgusted and repelled by human atrocities such as Passchendaele.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063497
I don't think they ever were mixed anon, and it's you who's mistakenly believing it was ever "Serious" in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063498
>be dude playing red orchestra 2
>Use flamethrower
>Slightly happy I don't' know Japanese so I can't understand the enemy soldier's screams when they burn to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063498
Nah some of them would probably get off on it.

Monsters can be just as sick as people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063497
Okay don't say trolled anon, I got a TGT thread open and I don't want this one and that one to mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063504
>Not changing the language options to hear their suffering
Ok pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063506
> MGs with humanboy guro fetish
There is no forgiveness for you. Your punishment for thinking this up shall be eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063503
...No.
Just read the comic yourself. Completely straight faced for 4/5 parts.
The lilim's smugness is almost sonic fan-fiction tier. Not like jokey smug, where someone keeps making horrible puns to annoy the MC, but cringe worthy smugness.
I can almost imagine her saying
>Feh! Nathin' personal kid!
When she beats him.

And then poof, it's suddenly a joke, like someone flipped a switch or something. Like the director cut the scene in the middle of a take and the actors went to the refreshment stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063517
>Feh! Nathin' personal kid!
Goddamit, the "personnel" is half the gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063516
At least we know that his waifu will be ready and willing to hurt him just to enhance her own pleasure.

Could this be an entire subsection of Yandere MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063517
>sonic fan-fiction tier
Don't go there man, I just ate...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063516
Don't worry anon, the girls on /hbg/ would throw the biggest fit on earth.

The only way to talk about humanboy guro would be to go to the darkest part of the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063517
I have read the comic anon, and I never saw it as anything other than some goofy fun between a couple of drawfags via their OCs. The ending just exemplified that, it didn't suddenly change the intent. That's what I got out of it anyway.

But we can keep throwing, "No, you're wrong!" back and forth at each other all day, or you can just quit being so butt-blasted over it, drop the subject, and we can move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063530
That's not yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063529
I did not remember that part. And I'm not in the mood to google coldsteel the hedgehog again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063537
But it is. Cause it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063536
>or you can just quit being so butt-blasted over it, drop the subject
So I'm but blasted when I'm stating an argument.
I guess randomly throwing insults in the middle of a simple discussion doesn't count as being butt-blasted or immature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063532
>The only way to talk about humanboy guro would be to go to the darkest part of the internet.
wheredoyouthinkyouare.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063536
>Invincible monsters trope
Also a point of discontent, but I digress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063498
Is it time for this again?
http://youtu dot be/KBSQEnvz6zo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063539
It is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063544
I was expecting a Dark Net joke, but a Scrubs one will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063539
Incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063547

>>13063539

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063553
Look man, we're in a recession, jokes are hard to come by theses days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063546
God that scene always brings chills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063516
>Monster with a folder full of beaten and crying humanboys
>Masturbates to the thought of abusing a cute little humanboy
>Sometimes posts in /hbg/ about how all humanboys are sluts and how she would kill them
>Laughs when all the other girls angrily reply to her bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063555
It's obviously just Yandere shit, what's so hard to understand. It involves hurting the person they care for, so it's the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063568
Reminds me of that guy who caused a shitstorm over trying to kill a Kumiho/Kitsune if they appeared in his home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063568
She's like the bob of /hbg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063570
I'm not sure if you are baiting or just don't know shit about what yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063536
Anyway, if you can show me how any part of the BEGINNING TO MIDDLE of the comic is tongue-in-cheek, then you win.

But so far it seems that your memory is failing you, or you're one of the dudes who was in the last argument who won't do anything other than repeatedly type faggot.

Upon re-reading the comic I have seen nothing new, Smug, smug, invincible monstergirls trope, (which is also horrible writing, by the way), smug, smug, and then ass pull "lol fooled you" ending. I cannot for the life of me see any part of the majority that is tongue-in-cheek. Can you prove me wrong? I'm honestly asking because again, I can't find anything.

I default to my previous statements about having one or the other, but not mixing the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063580
Yanderes are just over the top violence and paranoia, sometimes at their lover, it's the same fucking thing, how is it different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063504
The Pacific did a pretty good jab at it too
http://youtu dot be/_uVOoqTAbNc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063588
Still not nearly as good as Band of Brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063568
Can you kill a human boy with a small metal ball?
Shitstorm for 500 posts arguing whether you can or cannot kill a human boy with a metal ball

[Maritan No.]

>>13063541
Guys, seriously, it was for fun.
A friendly sparing match and a way for less to get some practice before the draw tournament on drawchan's arena.
The match between Akai and Mari was just meant to be for fun, that's why there was a reference or two from one punch man in it and then a rider kick.
Now stop it, this is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063582
The only person a yandere will never hurt is her lover. If she does it, she's a yangire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063593
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063593
No you can't stop us
This war has allready begun
This is just what we do here
War is all we know
War is what gives our existence meaning
We fight because we must give ourselves something to fight about

Now draw that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063592
This makes me wonder
can you kill an MG with a broken heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063593
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063582
Bait/10
I'll bite. Yanderes are people who have an obsession towards the one they love. Yangires are what you are talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063592
>Someone posts a picture of a human boy with his head blown off.
>dead silence in the thread for over an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063594
That's just splitting hairs though, every Yangire is a Yandere but not every Yandere is a Yangire still makes what I said valid.
It still falls within the confines of Yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063599
D-do keep fighting, to find that answer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063582
Guro gets off on blood, guts, and you actually dying messily in a horrible murderporn situation

Yandere maybe roughs you up a bit for looking at SLUTS when you should only have eyes for ME

To the best of my understanding, the major distinction is that guro is aroused by gore, while yandere is possibly-aroused-by-suffering-but-that's-not-her-main-thing-its-mostly-about-obsession

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063605
Please don't introduce the monstergirls to liveleak, or ISIS videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063613
Any video from the Arab Spring or Eastern Europe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063609
Yes. Now we have to fight over whether or not that mari was the real mari.

Mari post tits and timestamp or else you're a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063613
Oh shit, that might make a all out war happen if you showed that to a Dragon or some shit.

You'd also have to mention the one video where they have some kid execute those two guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063620
>Telling Mari to do such deprave things
Kill this man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063607
This shit has been discussed too many times already. I won't start again. Believe whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063620
But sempai, do we fight to get stronger, or do we get stronger to fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063613
Link to live leak. Gurofag is having a field day shlicking to execution videos while everyone else is watching more videos in disgusted curiosity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063620
That's just haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063627
Don't ask questions. Just kill each other
>>13063624
It must be done. How else will we know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063634
>It must be done
Kill this man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063637
>Defending a lilim
Traitor-kun, is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063637
Excellent. Let the hate flow through you. The great war of "Mari tits or GTFO" has begun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063646
Lilims are pure goddesses. It is only natural to protect them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063652
It IS you. Man, I haven't seen you since they kicked you out of paladin school.

[Anonymous No.]

Has this thread really devolved into someone demanding someone post their tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063654
Yes, it has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063654
>What is a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063652
Dude you just gave your argument away
>>13063654
a profile of a person actually.
>>13063593
Mari. You are the center of a great conflict. There is only one thing left to do.
Tits or GTFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063646
I'm not defending any lilim. I'm just saying asking a Lilim to show her tits is punishable by death
That and I must fulfil my quota for killing before the day ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063654
>someone demanding someone post their tits
I don't think they're being serious, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063629
I love fapping to gore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063660
Dude I'm serious as hell.
This is the newest war, and only Mari's boobs can end it.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your best friend just told his parents he's finally dating someone nice and kind. At first his parents seemed please and happy, and then he heard them say "We're proud you're not gay son." What he failed to tell them is that he accidentally Alped herself and is dating a human boy!

Now her parents are coming over for dinner to meet her lover and she needs your help to find some way to think that 1) She's still a guy and 2) She's dating a girl.

Can you help your Alp Bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063668
In that case: No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063666
>666
You've found you're waifu, anon.

I hope you find time to invest in Unicorn blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063673
>Helping an alp
>Not bullying her

What is this nonsense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063673
Give her a water bottle filled with holy water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063674
MARI
IT IS TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063658

Could we not?

It's bad enough we're not going to be able to have LDR/ELH stuff anymore without drama. Can we not alienate more people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063673
Fix yer own damn problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063673
I'll try, but I'm no matchmaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063681
No creep-kun, the joke is over now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063668
Mari has drawn them plenty of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063684
>>13063687
No. Never.

what happened with LDR and ELH I was out of town

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063675
W-who is my waifu?
>mfw it's my second devil trips in two days
Spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063593
I apologize for feeding the asspain, Mari. He just won't stop.

>>13063673
So, wait, am I the guy the Alp is dating? Or are we just friends?

Because either way this seems like it could go in an NTR Direction real fast.

[Maritan No.]

>>13063684
S'alright, I'm really kinda just watching right now.
http://i.imgur.com/NnUNkIs.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063690
Nothing worth shitting up the thread over, now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063673
I swear to god if I have to play dress up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063690
Eh, scroll up about an hour or two ago, we went over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063692
Did someone said NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063694
>No timestamp
you have failed us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063694
>Mari delivers
>With rape
M you sly son of a gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063694
Mari partaking in some corruption?

Lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063697
>>13063690
I still have no idea what happened but I feel sorry for ELH

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063621
>You show Monstergirls the ISIS beheading videos of the boys
>word spreads
>All out war is declared on those who would kill those

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063709
>Feeling sorry for the guy who back in the /a/ days went on a rampage deleting imgur galleries, pastebins, and the Manga Translation Work

The whole reason LDR started her pastebin was so that we wouldn't have to worry about ELH throwing another bitch fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063715
I feel like I'm only getting one side of the story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063715
>>13063709
We already stopped talking about it, how about we don't fucking start again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063715
Oh boy it's this bullshit argument again.

It wasn't fair for ELH to have to track every drawfags album for them. He never deleted anything, merely moved it and renamed it.

LDR started her pastebin because she wanted to boost book sales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063721
>>13063724
I have absolutely no idea what happend

can someone give me the cliff notes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063721

It's going to become a thread staple so long as one or both of their pastebins/blogs is mentioned. Unless both are banned welcome to the new BIDFs: EIDF and LIDF. Enjoy your stay in shitville.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063726
Here they are: READ THE FUCKING THREAD

Now fuck off and stop stirring up shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063720
Here's one >>13063724
Here's the other >>13063715
What can we take away from this?

ELH and LDR are both awful people, just like the vast majority of us who call ourselves "Monster Girl Fans". Easy enough to understand?

Good. We done now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063724
>It wasn't fair for ELH to have to track every drawfags album for them. He never deleted anything, merely moved it and renamed it.
>Implying that's a good reason
Besides "Merely moving and renaming it" it really helpful when you don't tell people where they fucking are, it might as well be deleted. Still doesn't change the fact of everything else he tried to pull, like setting the manga translation back. He threw a bitch fit that he shouldn't have. Plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063729
>Here, stop starting shit, while I start shit
Nice.
>>13063730
...No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063726
ELH had an issue with MGR that he wanted to utilize the blog towards, not to mention wanting to add Bob's contest poll to the blog side bar. LDR didn't want any of that around, because lo and behold, it causes shitstorms. ELH wouldn't budge, so she removed his editing powers. In response he apparently banned her from the IRC, and has started his own blog.

Considering this is ELH's third or fourth meltdown, where as LDR seems relatively stable, it's not too hard to see where the problem lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063733

So you agree LDR doing the SAME THING with admin stuff isn't cool either? Good.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you guys letting this thread turn to shit again?

It was so nice a few moments ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063738

Fuck off LIDR and stop twisting shit. Or get better shills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063738
As has already been mentioned, he didn't have an issue with MGR, but he learned about an issue they were having, and was going to use the blog to basically put up a "Help Wanted" ad for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063738
Okay, I'm on ELH's side on this one. Bob is MG. So he belongs on the MG page. I dont' care if you don't like it. That's like saying my outback isn't a car because you don't like subaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063745
I'm too busy in a Tails Gets Trolled thread to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063736
>while I start shit
Well excuse me for not wanting to have the thread devolve into the state it is currently, thanks to this garbage being brought up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063751
It wasn't about Bob having his Monster Girl Stuff up there, that's given. It was adding the polls to the Blog's sidebar, pretty much incorporating it into the blog.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off with the IRC drama please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063761
>>13063761
>>13063761

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063739

LDR removed ELH's admin status from the blog. ELH shut down the channel, mass banned, and killed the pastebin. Not really the same at all. LDR still hasn't given us a reason why she did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063738
>ELH wouldn't budge, so she removed his editing powers.

Difference between editing powers and removing you entirely from a blog, reporting your accounts, blocking you on all mediums, and so on. LDR has thrown a more massive shitfit and been more petty than anyone else ever to grace these threads. And it's fucking sad. Even more so when you realize that faggots are going to blindly defend her trying to promote her book shit in the future.

>>13063757
That was never what the argument was about. ELH didn't give a shit. LDR was basically "I told Bob to fuck off."

If any of you paid attention they BOTH have said contest listed on their weekly updates.

>>13063761
See >>13063727

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063757
I'm still fine with it. It's an active event, and bob is one of the biggest contributors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063765

> Shut down the channel & mass banned
You mean moved it to a non-/a/ related name?

> killed the pastebin
It never died. Stop making shit up.

And LDR never will. She's too obsessed with keeping her "pure" image to keep her sales up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063769
>>> killed the pastebin
>It never died. Stop making shit up.

He took it down for a week or so. LDR remade one. Eyepop made the list of relevant media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063751
What's funny is both LDR and ELH really dislike Bob.

It's just one piece of the puzzle. There's so much we don't know.

Given ELH's history of autistic meltdowns and shitfits over nothing, I believe he's seriously editing/manipulating any information to make himself look better.

The second time he went into a rampage he wound up deleting tons of shit, including EMG material and banned everyone from the original channel.

It wasn't until there was a lot of unhappiness with the /pol/ channel than did ELH make another bid for power by opening another channel and mysteriously becoming 'active' again.

There's just too much shit we don't know and a one-sided argument from someone who is known to be unstable at best, full on sperglord at worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063776

> 12 hours to remove all mention of /a/
> A week

Okay there buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously can they both just get banned already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063766
>LDR has thrown a more massive shitfit and been more petty than anyone else ever to grace these threads
Uh, what?

>check the blogs she runs
>no mention of drama
>ELH's content is still up and listed
>check ELH's pastebin and blog
>Massive rant in updates about LDR "going rogue" and "ripping a hole in our lives"
>all her content is removed from the blog

Someone is being petty, but it's not LDR. She hasn't even commented on any of this retarded shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063777
>It wasn't until there was a lot of unhappiness with the /pol/ channel than did ELH make another bid for power by opening another channel and mysteriously becoming 'active' again.
So esentially people had their promised land, but the jews (Or ELH) convinced them they were unhappy and moved to their "Free World" Paradise, which ultimately caused their downfall?

/pol/ was right even moreso than before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063780

Pls. It wasn't twelve hours, because the next day LDR and Eyepop worked together on setting up the pastebins. Later that day Grandad made his channel. ELH put his back up after LDR's went up, but by then everyone started using LDR's. He thought everyone would just stop producing content because he told them to and everyone kept going because no one gave a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063788
>LDR's stuff is not on ELH's
>ELH's is still on the original blog LDR now controls
>Accusations of pettiness abound

Funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063788

Okay so you don't count her:

Reporting his accounts
Blocking him and all people associated with him on every communication medium
Registering variations of Monstergirl Collection so he can't
Putting up a backhanded message about "coming together"

And so on NOT petty?

Pass whatever the fuck you're smoking. As has been said she will never comment on it because it will ruin her Amazon sales. And frankly? Her content shouldn't be featured at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063791
>He thought everyone would just stop producing content because he told them to and everyone kept going because no one gave a shit.

That shit was rich. What's even funnier is his actions are part of what got us booted from /a/. There was already a mod looking for a reason to kill us off and baiting, then ELH bit hard.

>>13063798
Where's the proof of this reporting and other such things?

One sperglord claiming it's so doesn't make it so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063791
This, completely. This was right after ELH butted heads with the /a/ mod the part triggered our exodus to /jp/. That was his second meltdown, the first one was during the ill-fated VN project.

Simply put, ELH is pretty unstable

>>13063798
Where's the proof of any of that? And when wad the last time anyone saw her pushing her amazon books on the blog? I check that thing fucking daily and I rarely see any works by LDR posted up

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063810

> Bringing up VN shit

Oh boy this too.

Get better ammo LIDF.

As for the amazon shit, just look at ANYTHING LDR has EVER posted. It all leads back to things she posts for money on Amazon. Even Umbral Coils or whatever the shit it's named. Just look at her personal blog and see for yourself.

Plain and simple she's just cultivating a fanbase to sell her shit to. It's against 4chan rules.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we just not give a shit about people? Let's give a shit about monsters. The weather's turning harsh and the snake-folk are in need of warmth. Surely you'd be their heat-friend, aye?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys do all realize >>13063816 is ELH, right?

>>13063828
Only if I don't have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063828
This, a million times. Can you two just fuck and make up already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063828
I would leap into that mass of coils like I was a starving man going for water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063838

> anyone who disagrees with the LIDF is ELH

Sockpuppet harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063828
No.

I hate snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063844
But the coils anon, the loving wrapping coils!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063844
But they like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063842
Considering ELH is the only one spazzing out here, I'm willing to side with LDR. I have the feeling most folks feel the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063844
The lizard-folk are also in need of heat. Is this more to your taste? Or do you dislike scales in general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063842
I know because only ELH himself would know the things you're saying, and care enough to bitch about them in the thread.

Frankly I'd rather just leave it at you and LDR both being awful people who should just go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063847
No.

My crippling fear of reptiles is above love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063816
ELH, please, it's common knowledge you throw shitfits at the drop of a hat, and that you're paranoid as fuck. Bringing up the VN issue is merely to establish your character and how you typically act

And again, how many times has LDR posted her own works on the blog? Pretty fucking rarely, not enough to actually push her own amazon, that's for sure.

>Plain and simple she's just cultivating a fanbase to sell her shit to. It's against 4chan rules.
One could say the same about drawfags

>>13063838
Of course it is, lengthy ranting posts and deep paranoia to schizoid levels are his trademarks

[Anonymous No.]

Ban them fucking both and get it over with. LIDF/EIDF or whatever the fuck is worse than the BIDF shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063510
I didn't know you could do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063863
What's the I stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063863
>Implying banning does anything when you can just change your IP

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063828
While I like snakes my Anubis waifu would be jealous. Actually that's a good plan, I like seeing her cute pouting face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063856
>Not letting your loving Onee-san lamia use you like a heating pad for her entire body.
>Not curling up on the couch for long extended periods of cuddles.
>Not eventually having it devolve into cuddle sex once she warms up enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063868

So then they get canned for ban evasion. Even better. Anyone who links to either pastebin/blog at this point is just perpetuating drama and violating Global 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063873
Nope.

Crippling fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063873
>loving Onee-san lamia
S-stop anon, I can't handle but so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063876
So better to burn our catalg system for MG Art, Translation updates, and MG writings because someone's having a spastic fit? I don't amputate my leg when I stub my toe anon, why should you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063873
That sounds awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063888

Doesn't matter. Neither can be trusted ever again with anything. You want an aggregate site like Reddit? Either make your own blog, set up a subreddit, or watch for updates on your own. It's not worth the drama that comes with collecting content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063871
>Pouting Anubis Waifu
You are mah nigga I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063895
>Pouting
Then you need to scratch her behind the ears, smiling as tries to remain serious despite the blush on her face and her wagging tail

[Anonymous No.]

>NTRfish
http://i.imgur.com/XqnqTwb.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063893
>neither can be trusted
LDR can actually maintain a degree of neutrality and doesn't engage in pointless smear campaigns like ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063902
Look at that face.

It knows what it's doing, fucking hate Suu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063903

> Already forgotten the Bob shit

No she does just it in private where she can get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063901
>Scratch behind her ears
>Make her blush as her expression cracks and her tail wags
You are indeed mah nigga.
Remember to brush your waifu's tail to keep it silky smooth, and give her loving paw massages!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063909
Yes, she can hate whoever she wants in private, but what matters is being neutral on the blog.

That means not excluding certain people because the admin doesn't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063916

Until this all broke Bob was censored by both people. As was PantyQuest or whatever.

LDR shouldn't be featured in either place because her content leads to paywalls and serves as advertisements. There's a reason people cannot post links to livestreams/etc, even if they put it in pastebin first.

[Anonymous No.]

So /mgt/, would you sleep in a hammock made by your Arachne Onee-san, or are you too suspicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063921
of course I'd sleep in it.

she made it just for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063921
Spiders a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063921
Why do I have a spider for a sister?

I hate spiders, I'm scared of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063921
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063925
>>13063928
That's harsh anon, do you have any idea how many hours it took her spinning that thread, weighing you, and designing it so that it provides maximum comfort? Don't just spit in her face like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063921
She wouldn't do anything lewd with her little bro, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063921
Don't think I'd have much of a choice in the matter...

Then again, she does worry so. She just wants to make sure that I'm okay...

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know, it's nice that everyone here cares about ELH and LDR enough to get so caught up in their pseudo-e-celeb drama.

Truly they are our leaders, our most important members. We'd be nothing without them. We should make them a present or card or something, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063885
>You'll never be an orphan adopted by a kindly Lamia and her husband
>They'll never have a daughter your age.
>You'll never be somewhat close to her as you grow up together
>One winter day when you're teenagers, you'll never be home alone with her because your parents went to a party with some friends and decided that the two of you could handle yourselves.
>Your adoptive parents will never call saying they can't come home for the next few days because of a snowstorm blocking the roads
>The power will never fail that night.
>Your Lamia sister will never sneak into your room because it's cold and she's afraid of the dark.
>You'll never cuddle with your adoptive Lamia sister to keep warm during a fierce snowstorm
It hurts anon. It hurts real bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063930
But anon I'm terrified of bugs and my family knows that.

So why the fuck do I have a giant spider in my goddamn home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063921
Sure, why not.
It's gonna get lewd as hell, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>No lewd Gauf greentext in days
Saddening.

I guess he hit burnout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063921
Why would I be suspicious? She's happily engaged and I'm dating a Minotaur, if you're trying to imply my own sister would V me. My only worry is if the hammock will support both me and the girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone

Hug your waifu and don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up before the alarm
>"Oh boy, I've got a couple of hours to kill, I know, I'll go to /mgg/ and see if there's anything that'll light my spark!"
>shitstorm
This kills the Wurm. Please give Wurm CPR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063985
>Hug your waifu
That at least, I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063985
But I don't have a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063988
Step aside, anon. I'm a licsened paramedic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063988
Wurms are awful though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063992
Then find one anon.

Or wait for her to find you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063939
I like this idea, but am too lazy to follow up on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063988
>Your Wurm girlfriend will never lay you down and kiss you deeply when she thinks you're drowning
>After you only stubbed your toe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063996
>Wurms are awful
Every time you say that, God kills a squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064017
Good. Do you know how destructive squirrels are? They're hugely invasive pests. The little fuckers get into my garage and destroy everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064017
...good?

If you said squirrel girl I might have cared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064017
Good.

Squirrels are the fucking worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064020
>>13064021
Did not expect to be dealing with fiendish villains who hate small animals for no reason. Truly there is no hope for man.

[Anonymous No.]

A while ago I was traveling around the country for work and ended up in this small town that had a tavern, a few stores and a hotel.
so with nothing better to do I went to the tavern and got some food and some beer.
oddly enough there was this sexy attractive MG in the bar who kept smiling at me,so when I finished my food I went on over to talk with her .
Needless to say we hit it off very well and she asked if she could come back with me to her place for the night, I of course said yes, she leans into me ear and whispers " first you must get me a gold plated 6 bladed boy scout buck knife" and gives me directions to her place.
So here I am on the way there to her place when I noticed a hardware store still open and went in and saw this one guy behind the counter and next to his register were pocket knifes, and sure enough he has a 6 bladed gold plated boy scout buck knife , so I get one and head over to the womans place.
She asks me when I get there if I got her the knife, which I the hand ito her, and she chucks it into this huge chest at the foot of her bed.
We had wild hot bestial sex all night. and when morning came she was up cooking breakfast and I got out of bed and noticed the huge chest that she threw the knife in, and took a peek....
It was packed with 6 bladed gold plated boy scout buck knives ...
she walked in the room with breakfast on a tray and lay on the bed next to me.
Finally I asked about the knives..
she smiles and tells me "I love sex alot and now that I am young and sexy I can have any man I want"......"So whats with the 6 bladed gold played boy scout buck knifes" I asked.
She replied "someday I am going to get older, my tits will sag, I will get wrinkles, and wont have so many men that want me.."I stared at her not sure what she meant she finished by saying "You have any idea what a boy scout would do for a 6 bladed gold plated boy scout buck knife?......

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064025
This is a woman who understands a man's heart.

[Your Friendly Neighbourhood Ko(...) No.]

Ahhh!! After 11 months away I'm free!
http://i.imgur.com/bjAp1Go.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063985
Gonna hug this Himezumi and then suplex her into the thread to burn it all down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064028
They switched bodies? I dunno what think about this.
>>13064032
My Slime-Undine will protect us from her fires and her from the impact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064028
It reminds me of that NTR doujin where guy transformed into merman and lost his dick, so kind faceless man bred his waifu instead of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064035
Mermaid switched bodies with the trap, now she's stuck as a trap
Which would you rather fuck, trap in mermaid's body or mermaid in trap's body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064025
>you will never score a sweet knife by railing that hot MG that hangs around the scout meetings
I wasn't prepared for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064047
Probably the Mermaid in the trap's body. The mind of a sexy Mermaid with all the Mermaid sex-techniques in her head, now stuck in the pitiful body of a man?
I'd Alp it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064025
>Wanting a plated anything tool, especially one that wears and sharpens
>Not knowing the difference between a pocket knife and a buck knife just because Buck makes pocket knives

I swear to god you did it all on purpose as /k/ bait or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064110
It's there to look good, even I know that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064113
Plating only works on things that don't get touched or worn anon. They look like cheap garbage after a couple years of use otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064118
>don't get touched or worn down
And something that's there only to look good doesn't get worn down. What is your issue here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064122
>Plated knife
>not getting touched or worn down

Are you aware of the purpose of a knife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064125
Are you aware of the purpose of gold plating something? It's obviously NOT MEANT TO BE USED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064125
There's some knives that are too pretty to use.
I still haven't unboxed a Case folder my dad bought me at least 2 years ago for my 21st.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064129
That's sure why people don't gold plate watches or flatware or jewelery...oh wait.

Plate is cheap few atom thick junk.

Also
>Kids not using a knife they like

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064142
Anon, why are you insisting on arguing with me? Is the shitflinging in these threads so deeply ingrained into you that you cannot accept anything? What have these threads done to you to make you HATE everything so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064150
>Get straight proven wrong
>Better call him mad and angry

Wait, I've got the one for this. "Why are you so hostile?" I'm sorry was that you're next move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064159
why you gotta be so malicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>IRC is no longer on the blog
Well, I guess it was a slightly fun, albeit short lived, time there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064159
>proven wrong
You said it yourself it doesn't make sense for a knife to be gold plated if it's going to be used, so why assume it is going to be used? It's obviously just that way to look good. You didn't "prove me wrong".
Why are you so hostile, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064163
It's still here, but now there isn't a link to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064163
>not bookmarking or using your history
Also here's your reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064167
Well that's stupid. Know anything about the whole shitstorm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064172
>spoiler
Not this shit again, scroll up and read it yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064172
Short, Short, Do not Reply Version:

>ELH wanted to post something about MGR on the Blog
>LDR banned and blocked him
>ELH banned and blocked her from the IRC
>LDR removed the IRC link from the Blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064180
How can such a small community get so many dramas and shitstorm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064184
It's 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064172
Just search "ELH" and read the chain of reactions after it, or go by the post above me.

The channel name is the same, just plug it into mibbit or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064190
Hard to take two thirds of reactions from either side seriously though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064166
And score.

Because things are plated and meant to be used. They just wear to ugly in no time flat. They're a cheap substitute. But everyone knows that, including you.

>>13064161
Trebec what do the judges say? Malicious counts as a synonym to hostile? Fantastic! I'll take Predictable Passive Aggressive attacks for $400.

[Bourbono No.]

>>13064180
To be fair, ELH is more of a bigoted, impulsive retard than /pol/ or Grandad could ever strive to be.
At least Grandad is just a grumpy grouchy BR ogre who hides under a bridge and proves a minor nuisance when passing. ELH is full Stalin levels of retarded asshole

I don't see why anybody gave him any power back after the 'call a janitor a nazi, get banned, delete everything from everything and ban everyone he can' incident. He's about as reliable as a twig supporting a house, and as rational as a bull. He's a compulsive idiot who can't help but be stupid as shit at every turn he makes, so fuck 'im.
Poor LDR

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064163
irc://irc.rizon.net/Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064204
>Bourbon isn't dead

This is officially the worst thing to happen in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064205
A bunch of other people have already answered.
Thank you though for posting a link for the lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064202
>cheap substitute
Gold on a knife is there to look good, what is it about this that rubs you the wrong way?
What's with all the malice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064204
dont you have a cactus to fuck or something?

[Bourbono No.]

>>13064208
どうしよう~
I already posted earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064204
Can we not move on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064231
Sure thing, gonna stop namefagging now as it isn't my style

[Anonymous No.]

What with all the shit hitting the fan, everyone should go play Monster Hunter and come back with fresh ideas for waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064231
Never.

http://i.imgur.com/JSCihce.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064261
I just played Conker's Bad Fur Day and I'd love an Operatic Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064263
>a new one
Nicolas Cage doesn't have enough Hallelujah for this.
>>13064264
Literally shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064263
Someone's had a busy day at work.
I fucking spat out my tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064263
Excellente.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064263
SHIIIIEEETTT
Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064263
Every single one of these is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064263
>I was on all of the previous ones several times
>I'm not even on it this time
O-okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064286

That's because the original guy didn't make this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064291
Ah, I see. Still hurts. I've become irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064263

If anyone from this point on asks what they missed just link them to this post/image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064263
Damn, so much of the movie's been skipped to get to this point. Whatever shall we do now? Either way these are always great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064294
shut up, old and busted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064298
>old and busted
Words hurt too you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064297
>Whatever shall we do now?
Beyond Thunderdome.
>Not Shitposting. QUALITY CONTROL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064303

> Implying I give a fuck

Someone should crop that bit out. It's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064303
It's okay, there's a place for washed up things in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064307
>There has been too much /d/. Too much anal pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just stop writing. Delete your pastebin, the stories, the characters, and all the art, and I'll spare you from shitposting. Just stop writing and we'll stop meme hating your story and continue on and let the thread be. Just stop writing and there will be an end to the all the shit.
>http://i.imgur.com/FQxroKP.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064339
>meme hating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064297

Mad Max 2 is a good candidate for the next set of things. Same actors too.

[Anonymous No.]

Last call

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064263
Fuck off ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064420
I'm not ELH. But he did make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063207
>MGR
What's an MGR? All these different acronyms hurt my head and all I can think of is cyborg Monstergirl samurais.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064431
MonsterGirlRedux, the place where the MGE gets translated.

>Spoiler
That is a good thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Just to be clear we're not going to the troll thread, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064443
I for one am not going there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064443
I've already got an actual thread lined-up to be made when this one dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064449
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13064449
The thought of going to the crap thread made my fear sweat intensify. And not in the good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13063828
I used to fantasize whilst waiting at the train station in winter, there's be this rugged up lamia shivering as her tail makes contact with the freezing concrete. She'd get a few stares, and people would unconsciously put up a distance between her and them, which would suck, because she needs external heat sources. I'd ask her if she would like to sit next to me when the train arrives, and we'd take up a row of seats and just cuddle, sharing body heat. It was a comforting little fantasy. And then the train came, and I came back to the realisation that I was cold and alone. The carriage was also practically empty.

Uh, /blog I guess.