>>1291526 Old yukkuri thread autosaging. Yu112.doc: http://rapidshare.com/files/141575899/yu112.doc.html Translated compilation: Part 1: http://www.mediafire.com/?phyksjwsygh Part 2: http://www.mediafire.com/?rfk3ptrm06z Discussion, translations, and images can go here.

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Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:03:04 2008 No.1304538 [Reply] [Original]

>>1291526
Old yukkuri thread autosaging.

Yu112.doc: http://rapidshare.com/files/141575899/yu112.doc.html

Translated compilation:
Part 1: http://www.mediafire.com/?phyksjwsygh
Part 2: http://www.mediafire.com/?rfk3ptrm06z

Discussion, translations, and images can go here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:04:24 2008 No.1304540 New yukkuri thread manually saging.

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:08:42 2008 No.1304554
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yu....
yukkuri.....
_____

[sfx: awaken]
______

Yukkureimu: Mommy's awake too!
______
(clockwise from top right)
Yukkureimu: [turn]This isn't yukkuri's house? Where is this?[turn]

Koyukkuri: This place is really clean!
[sfx:jump-]

Koyukkuri:[sfx:shout] I'm hungry!

Yukkureimu: Everyone was here already when yukkuri woke up.
______
(!)
[smells great?]
______
Yukkureimu: It's Cake!
[fragrant smell]
______
Yukkurisa: Yuyu~ Cakee!
[sfx:jump-]

Smells good!
[sfx: crawl]

Koyukkuri: So hungry!
______
Tastes great~ Smells great!

So lucky~!

My children's food~
______

[Sfx: Ka~
Xiu-]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:09:24 2008 No.1304555 mods need to just make a sticky for this shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:09:24 2008 No.1304556 When will this shit end?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:09:24 2008 No.1304557 Translations at >>1300645 >>1300100 >>1299082

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:11:24 2008 No.1304565 >>1304555 So instead of sticking in one thread somewhere within the 10 pages, we'll stick to one thread at the very top? Sounds good. Also, >>1304540 >>1304555 >>1304556 One sage per person, please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:12:24 2008 No.1304572 Shit,right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:13:19 2008 No.1304573 File: 169 KB, 500x375, 1212456195888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1304556 >>1304555 >>1304540 Purge it easy.

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:18:57 2008 No.1304596
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http://pooshlmer.com/wakaba/res/224130.html#227491

The attached was edited by someone who took liberties with the translation, and guessed on some of the stuff that hasn't been translated. Should it be kept like this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:21:11 2008 No.1304608 File: 70 KB, 550x548, 1220837017321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think this is related to the yukkuri guide in the last thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:23:24 2008 No.1304620 >>1304596 that needs a re-edit - incorrect grammar, for one, and if it's not true to the original, then yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:26:45 2008 No.1304628 File: 456 KB, 738x1043, 1219531074799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We never did get a translation for Fist of the Easy Star yet, did we? Reposting, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:27:39 2008 No.1304631 File: 306 KB, 731x1053, 1219531144926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1304628

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:28:24 2008 No.1304636 >>1304620 I don't think the original translation was great either. It was missing a lot of text, English wasn't very good, and some of the stuff just looked made up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:32:45 2008 No.1304649 File: 21 KB, 640x400, 1220342270900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1304538 Japanesebugfights.com? HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 15:50:46 2008 No.1304729 File: 275 KB, 787x1072, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still need the rest of this translated. I haven't even seen the raws of this series in a long time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 16:29:03 2008 No.1304914 File: 149 KB, 659x579, 1221364106501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Swiped off futaba. Yukkuri eyes and stuff ready to be pasted onto stuff.

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 16:47:24 2008 No.1305016

>>1304729
Just spent however long since I posted this image searching the archive for the original post. Original file name is 1173294, that means it's from pixiv, right? I have no idea how to search for that site, so could someone go on there and try to find the remaining raws for that series?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 16:52:24 2008 No.1305034 >>1305016 http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=1173294

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 16:52:28 2008 No.1305033 File: 30 KB, 300x350, tibihura.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305016 http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=154563

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 16:55:24 2008 No.1305044 >>1305033 Now it's asking me for a password. Where's the register button? I can't find it by reading the URLs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:05:24 2008 No.1305073 >>1305044 http://danbooru.donmai.us/forum/show/4517

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:15:19 2008 No.1305104
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>>1305073
Thank you. I also found a few thumbnails that I know I don't have saved, and aren't in any of the compilations.

/r/ing the full version of any of them, if you have it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:15:50 2008 No.1305106 File: 3 KB, 126x97, 1221412550277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305104

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:16:33 2008 No.1305109 File: 3 KB, 48x126, 1221412593853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305104 This might be a part 2 to the image where Reimu is laying her head against a table and her face deforms into a yukkuri's

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:17:24 2008 No.1305113 >>1304914 Shoop it easy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:17:54 2008 No.1305114 >>1305109 bitch to make anything out, but from the comment where I took it, it seems that 3 or 4 yukkuri are playing near a river and push/fall in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:24:24 2008 No.1305138 File: 2 KB, 56x126, 1221413064040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305109 bitch to make anything out, but from the comment where I took it, it seems that 3 or 4 yukkuri are playing near a river and push/fall in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:26:36 2008 No.1305150 File: 120 KB, 450x337, 1221173004791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305104 >>1305106 >>1305109 >>1305138 Give me a second.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:27:20 2008 No.1305156 File: 96 KB, 500x500, 804302.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305104

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:28:04 2008 No.1305161 File: 162 KB, 546x418, 1163709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305106

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:31:24 2008 No.1305177 >>1305156 >>1305161 Awesome. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:31:54 2008 No.1305182 File: 221 KB, 500x1155, 1128561.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305138

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:34:10 2008 No.1305191 File: 48 KB, 299x800, 1217018858746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305109 It's not a sequel. This is a different artist.

>>	Anonymous Jones‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Sun Sep 14 17:34:24 2008 No.1305188 >>1305161 Little brown yukkuri are the best?

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:37:14 2008 No.1305200
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Another. With a translation this time.

Title: Take it easy!
Marisa: Let's take it easy, ze!
Alice: Huh? You're taking it easy again? I can't help it, can I...
Cirno: Easy? I don't really get it, but I'll take it easy for you!
Meiling: It should be easy, correct?
Mokou: Hm? If you mean easy, let's take it.
Marisa: And with that said, let us take it easy.
Ran: Take it easy!!!
Chen: Easy, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:41:24 2008 No.1305212 >>1305200 make the picture smaller

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:41:56 2008 No.1305218 File: 76 KB, 480x300, punpun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305200 This one is an obvious edit, but I've never seen it before. Sorry. Also, tiny translation request. It's just one line repeated twice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:47:24 2008 No.1305245 >>1305212 They're thumbnails from the archive you idiot. I can't get anything bigger. >>1305191 Ah. Couldn't tell what was going on from the thumbnail. I thought the now-deformed reimu stood up and went back to normal

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:53:24 2008 No.1305278 >>1305218 Literally 'Droppings, droppings!'

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 17:59:56 2008 No.1305308 File: 2 KB, 49x127, 1221415196553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I fail to get this one. Is Reimu trying to cast Master Spark and pouting because she can't? And why is Marisa in tears? Well ok. I know I don't have this either.

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:04:09 2008 No.1305329
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>>1305191
Might be a translation for this image. Did not explicitly say it was, but it does fit.

If you can't drink it because you don't have arms, say so earlier!
Cup is obviously "yu" and I'm pretty sure the text above the yukkuri is "take it easy". I never was any good at identifying moon.

And for this;
-Take it easy! Take it easy!
-I wanna fucking kill it.

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:05:24 2008 No.1305333

This thread has a bunch of images I haven't seen in the new compilations, and even a few translations. I'm not going to post them all. Check through it if you think you saved some from the early stages. Well before the torture started.

http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/750389

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:09:58 2008 No.1305358 File: 154 KB, 330x865, 497397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305308

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:17:11 2008 No.1305388
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I'm going to delete the thumbnails that got full versions posted. No sense in keeping them.

Another translation. From the other comments, a laser (or something) was used to permanently blind the yukkuri, but it thought it was just night.

-What's this? It's awesome!
-It suddenly became night!
-Everything's black!

-Become day again quickly, okay?
-Let me see Marisa quickly, okay?

>>	None !!7o0ROAg0wXR Sun Sep 14 18:17:24 2008 No.1305392 >>1304608 Finally got around to translating it, posted on Pooshlmer. It's not part of the previous guide, it's a completely different yukkuri explanation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:19:21 2008 No.1305400 File: 3 KB, 126x99, 1214380686340s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Again, not positive if this is a translation or just a comment but "Body please"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:24:56 2008 No.1305421 File: 2 KB, 46x126, 1221416696426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:25:11 2008 No.1305423 File: 2 KB, 41x126, 1221416711777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:25:27 2008 No.1305425 File: 2 KB, 126x95, 1221416727547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:27:24 2008 No.1305432 >>1305421 >>1305423 >>1305425 Whoa, slow down there. Are you looking for images that are interesting, or things that have translations? I have most of these images, but I can't keep searching and posting them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:28:53 2008 No.1305438 File: 22 KB, 700x485, takeitsleazy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take it sleazy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:31:24 2008 No.1305451 >>1305400 Sage for microscopic fucking pictures

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:32:24 2008 No.1305453 File: 243 KB, 800x754, 526887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Editing stuff as I see it in the archived threads.

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:33:24 2008 No.1305456

>>1305432
Anything I see that I know I definitely don't have. If I don't have it then it's also not in the compilations. So I'm posting thumbnails that I don't have could possibly be identified by thumbnail, and every translation I find. I would appreciate it if you posted all the images I posted thumbnails for, but you don't have to if you don't have time. Alternatively you could zip your entire folder and let me sort it out, if that's easier for you. I have the time.

I'm done posting though. Haven't found a thread I haven't already checked in a while. The archive's search function is shit.

>>	None !!7o0ROAg0wXR Sun Sep 14 18:34:24 2008 No.1305460 >>1305218 >>1305278 No, they're just pouting. "Pun Pun" (u pronounced short, almost silent) The word for "droppings" is "Fun" (pronounced like "Foon" with a short "oo") So this would be like "hmph hmph"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:37:13 2008 No.1305472 File: 3 KB, 154x52, easyfolder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305456 I'd uh...rather not. I already sort by artists, but that laser one I've never seen before to be quite honest. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:46:02 2008 No.1305510 File: 72 KB, 480x300, punpun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 18:52:49 2008 No.1305552 File: 166 KB, 600x800, 438916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some more stuff edited.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 19:03:24 2008 No.1305622 >>1305472 Damn, twice as big as mine. What about just unsorted and untranslated stuff that's is from July or older? Or some combination of the 3?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 19:07:45 2008 No.1305640 File: 443 KB, 600x989, 1217018616188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one covers all of the bad stuff. If it's too R-18 for /jp/, then I'll delete it. Edited.

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 19:09:24 2008 No.1305646

>>1305622
But the stuff you're asking for (at least things like the laser blinding) are probably futaba content, so they're lost somewhere. Just ask this.

Can someone do a search in their folders for a file called "1214256701885.jpg" ? If you can find that one, it'll be the laser yukkuri image.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 19:10:24 2008 No.1305650 >>1304538 Jesus christ, make a god damn project page or a forum on this shit rather than relentlessly renewing your fucking threads every freaking autosage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 19:21:11 2008 No.1305683 File: 132 KB, 299x800, yukkuritea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305191

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 19:22:24 2008 No.1305695 >>1305650 take it easy brah

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 19:26:02 2008 No.1305710 File: 110 KB, 480x406, 838847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I changed ain't to isn't. Hopefully this doesn't mess up dash translator anon's original translation: "-This thing ain't taking it easy!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 19:55:35 2008 No.1305815 File: 243 KB, 518x432, 882770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 20:14:07 2008 No.1305854 File: 76 KB, 370x860, Roll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Third panel is missing a translation.

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 20:30:50 2008 No.1305916
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I know this was edited on pooshlmer, but the editor was taking liberties with everything and removed things like the quotes that were actually in the original text. Here's my take on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 20:41:27 2008 No.1305952 File: 35 KB, 598x805, 1220972030764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Translation request. I have a vague idea about what happened.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 21:35:53 2008 No.1306246 File: 268 KB, 700x988, gy_uljp00064.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 21:49:18 2008 No.1306337 File: 31 KB, 234x242, 1218697190299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukkuris remind me more of gnomes than of jissous. I wouldn't torture a gnome, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 21:54:41 2008 No.1306376 File: 73 KB, 700x266, I570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1306337 Yukkuri must be bullied; it is for their own good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 22:03:24 2008 No.1306432 >>1306337 Snotlings, here. You just wanna eat 'em and abuse 'em.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 22:08:24 2008 No.1306452 >>1306376 For the longest time I thought that one character was a guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 22:16:42 2008 No.1306494 File: 38 KB, 800x600, reimu_reimus_sleeping_slowlove_uljp00033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305425

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 22:27:02 2008 No.1306553 File: 379 KB, 379x1194, 1070801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305423

Anonymous Sun Sep 14 22:33:56 2008 No.1306584
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>>1305421
You've been fooled on this one. I was thinking about it, and then I realized this was a combination of a few images.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=95569&p=9

Get a pixiv account, go here. You'll see what I mean. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 22:39:51 2008 No.1306614 File: 198 KB, 500x400, 662827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1305388 I'd also like this image found. It looks nice and depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 23:14:13 2008 No.1306780 File: 354 KB, 640x404, 629193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1306584 Got the series, and this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 23:29:02 2008 No.1306852 File: 219 KB, 789x1084, 1152629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 23:30:02 2008 No.1306859 File: 268 KB, 793x1104, 1455408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 14 23:48:23 2008 No.1306954 File: 242 KB, 495x488, 1603402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is yukkuri power, eh? It's quite something...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 00:01:24 2008 No.1307027 >>1306954 >This is yukkuri power, eh? >It's quite easy...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 00:15:44 2008 No.1307079 File: 41 KB, 428x934, fuku2405.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Crossing my fingers that this gets a translation. Not a lot of Kaguya yukkuri besides its gigantic sleeping form.

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 00:31:36 2008 No.1307157
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"Hey, Reimu."

"What, Marisa?" Reimu plopped another handful of popcorn into her mouth.

"There's a sloppy pounding noise at the door. It's not quite a knock, because, unless my ears are tricking me, it sounds like a little pudding-y thing is mushing its body against the door. Do you even have a door? Or is it all sliding paper crap?"

"I have a door," Reimu said, "so bitches can knock at it. COME IN!" she yelled.

A herd of puffballs swam into the room. These were a grab-bag of heads, though a Reimu-head was in the lead. All of them were full, their round baby cheeks stuffed with... something. They interposed themselves between Reimu and Marisa on the couch and the it-is-basically-a-television.

"What the hell do you want?" Reimu said.

The heads spat up their load--which seemed to be a rather large pile of organs, bones, skin, two tails, and a bundle of brown hair. The Reimu-head coughed up a load of clothes on top of it.

"Oh yeah," Reimu said. "That's my Yukkuriportation thing. Where I send a bunch of Yukkuri to teleport whoever across the 'Soak, that we may hang with a minimum of me having to go out."

"Reimu? We can all fly. All of us. And--that's Chen, right?"

"It should be." Chen's component pieces stunk to high heaven.

"She could've asked Yukari to gap her in, if you wanted her here quickly. Puffballs can't fly, they just... scoot. So, it's actually slower to send them via puffball than just asking them to come over."

"Whatever," Reimu said. "I never liked Chen anyway."

The Reimu-head gestured. Reimu dug in her sleeves and tossed some weed and a lighter at the puffball. She caught the contraband and wrapped it into a smokable format faster than the eye can see. "Take it easy!" she said, and sat back and got high. "So, whacha watchin'?" the puffball asked.

"Porn," Reimu said, and it was so.

Chen continued to rot.

"See," Reimu said, "we eat pop-corn while watching cop porn."

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 00:51:21 2008 No.1307222 File: 221 KB, 400x3302, gy_uljp00104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 00:53:24 2008 No.1307224

>>1304628
1)
cold...
Marisa: I'm freezing to death...
cold...
Marisa: Reimu...let me borrow the kotatsu
~ tremble
~ tremble
2)
Take is easy!
warm ~
yu yu
Marisa: Is this a joke?
3)
Marisa: I don't care...anything this fine.
tremble ... tremble ...
warm ~
Marisa: Let me borrow a seat.
Reimu: Then guess who is yukkuri reimu
4)
Marisa: I'm not playing
Reimu: Then get out easy
5)
Marisa: Fine, I'll take a guess
Marisa: Take it easy!
heh ~ heh ~
6)
yukkuris: Take it easy! How warm!!
warm ~
respond in unison
angry ~
7)
approaches
>>1304631
1)
Marisa: It's you! Detestable Yukkuri
pu ~
punch
2)
Marisa: Super galactic drill!
pu ~
One rotation after another
pu ~
pu ~
furious punch
Marisa: Wah haha ~ Ah hahahaha
3)
Stands up...
Marisa: Ha....
4)
I guessed wrong...right?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 01:43:24 2008 No.1307334 needs more peni

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 01:45:14 2008 No.1307340 File: 182 KB, 640x480, slowlove_uljp00249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was related to the other image with the yukkuri nest under a tree, correct?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 01:46:34 2008 No.1307345 File: 103 KB, 350x980, slowlove_uljp00180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1307334 No. No it does not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 04:07:24 2008 No.1307731 >>1307224 >Marisa: Super galactic drill! It's actually the GL thing, cho-ginga whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 04:14:24 2008 No.1307748 >>1307731 Giga Drill Breaker?

>>	sage sage Mon Sep 15 04:17:24 2008 No.1307756 sage for yukkuri

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 07:52:24 2008 No.1308550 >>1306376 sauce on gnome comic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 12:16:31 2008 No.1309270 File: 121 KB, 300x400, slowlove_uljp00143.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 12:31:22 2008 No.1309294 File: 50 KB, 829x653, untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 12:32:24 2008 No.1309298 While you nerds spend days dreaming up this shit you could have gone out and met some girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 12:34:32 2008 No.1309305 File: 152 KB, 663x1580, gy_uljp00113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1309298 Yukkuri are disgusting, but not nearly as bad as 3d girls. New 2 part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 12:35:17 2008 No.1309306 File: 162 KB, 687x1525, gy_uljp00114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did they shit on the hat too? Seems unnecessary.

>>	Dark Saber !!Q91UCZy6uN6 Mon Sep 15 12:35:24 2008 No.1309307 >>1309298 perhaps the same thing could be said for most on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 12:45:41 2008 No.1309351 File: 160 KB, 737x433, slowlove_uljp00241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 12:54:24 2008 No.1309387 >>1309351 Translation please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 13:02:28 2008 No.1309410 File: 27 KB, 480x480, fuku0878.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1309270

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 13:07:16 2008 No.1309432 File: 177 KB, 320x400, slowlove_uljp00206.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1309410

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 13:10:24 2008 No.1309445 >>1309270 >>1309432 D'awwwww

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 13:13:13 2008 No.1309471 File: 108 KB, 800x400, fuku1959.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1309445 Hmm. I only have 11 of these images saved. I'm sure there's more

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 14:11:22 2008 No.1309603 File: 130 KB, 400x2995, gy_uljp00116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 14:17:24 2008 No.1309622 >>1309603 And now a bodyless sikieiki.

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 14:34:24 2008 No.1309668

>>1309603
>>??? : HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, ZE!
>>Yukkureimom : Marisa!?
>>Yukkurisa : I saw everything! Your little Reimu can't take it easy because you killed your own children!
>>Yukkureimom : No! You're wrong! I only
>>Yukkurisa : Save it for the court!
>>Narration : And so
>>Yukkurenma : And the verdict is
>>Yukkurenma : DEATH SENTENCE
>>Yukkureimu 2 : Yukkuri who kill their kids should die easy!
>>Yukkurisa 2 : Die easy!
>>Mini-YR : MWOMMIE!
>>Mini-YA : SDOOOOOOB!
>>Yukkurisa : Forget about her quickly! From now on I'll be your mommy!
>>Mini-YA : Farewell Mwommie...
>>Yukkureimu 2 : It's raining!
>>Yukkurisa 2 : Yeah, it is.
>>Yukkureimu 2 : Yukkuri melt in the rain! Let's get out of here!
>>Yukkurisa : The yukkuri who killed her kids can stay here and die easy!
>>

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 14:41:24 2008 No.1309686

>>1309668
>>Yukkureimom : Why? Why did this happen to me? I was just protecting my baby... My baby...
>>Yukkureimom : I... want to... see... my baby... again... one last...
>>M-YR : Whad's dis?
>>Yukkurisa : It's rain! It makes it impossible to take it easy!
>>Yukkurisa : Don't take it easy! Hurry up!
>>M-YR : Okay!
>>Yukkurisa : This is a strong rain! We'll stay under this tree.
>>M-YR : Rain sure is weird, Arichu...?
>>M-YR : Where did you go?
>>M-YR : Mwommie! Arichu is not here! I have to find her!
>>Yukkurisa : No! If you go out in the rain, you won't be able to take it easy anymore!
>>Yukkurisa : We'll just wait 'till it stops raining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 14:42:24 2008 No.1309692 >>1309668 Wait, that's the next part? What the hell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 14:45:24 2008 No.1309704 >>1309668 I think you're missing a line at the end. also, oh god the alice goes to save the mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 14:47:24 2008 No.1309717 >>1309686 I'm into yukkuri bullying but now I almost want to mother Reimu to survive and make up with koyukkuri Alice. It will be a good reward for Alice's truthfullness.

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 14:48:24 2008 No.1309719

>>1309668
>>Yukkurisa : I saw everything! Your little Reimu can't take it easy because you killed your own children!

I thought that line should be something like 'Reimu (the mom) is a yukkuri who can't take it easy because you killed your own children'

None !!7o0ROAg0wXR Mon Sep 15 15:34:24 2008 No.1309853

literalfag here, I'm going to do my translations on pooshlmer since I have trouble accessing 4chan.

>>1309603
>>1309668
>>1309686

For this one, a few quick corrections to the other guy.

>>Yukkurisa : I saw everything! Your little Reimu can't take it easy because you killed your own children!
Pretty sure she's talking about the mother Reimu. "To kill one's own children, it seems Reimu was a yukkuri who can't take it easy!"
The term they use, "yukkuri who can't yukkuri" is usually used for yukkuris who act out of character or wrong.

Aw heck, I'll just cut & paste my trans:

Panels and text go right to left

1) "Stop it-ze Reimu!"
4) "Ma, Marisa...!"
5)　"I was viewing the full particulars!" [yes, she is speaking a bit formally for a yukkuri]
"To kill your own child it seems Reimu was a yukkuri who can't take it easy!"
6) "Yuyu'! It's not like that Marisa! This is-"
7) "Excuses are disgusting![literally "painful to see"] We're going to the Chief[they mean Chief Judge, so you can substitute "judge" if you prefer]'s place and recieve judgement so prepare yourself![for the worst, or prepare mentally]

8) Box: And so-
"I'm gonna render the verdict-"

9) "Death penalty!"

10) "Yukkui who kills children, drop dead easy!"
"Byuebyu!" [gasp]
"Drop dead easy!!"

11) "Mwo-mmie-!"
"Pwease shtop iiiiit!"

12) "Forget about a mother like that quickly!"
"From today on, Marisa's going to be mommie for you two!"

13) "Goodbye mwommie"
"We'll take it easy for your share too..."

14) [gentle rainfall sound]

15) "yu! It's rain!"
"It looks like it's really going to pour!"

*** Have to cut it for length ***

None !!7o0ROAg0wXR Mon Sep 15 15:36:04 2008 No.1309861

***Continued***

16) It's started raining so we're not going to take it easy and hurry home!"
"Child murderer please just get melted by the rain and die!"

17) "...why? Why is this happening to Reimu?"
"Reimu was just protecting Reimu's baby?"
"Reimu's baby..."

18) "yu..."
"Reimu's baby... want to meet..."
"baby..."

19) "yu-?"
"what'ch dish?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:33:17 2008 No.1310067 File: 607 KB, 746x1050, 1221496397340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 16:43:10 2008 No.1310128 File: 27 KB, 500x350, 1221496990970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] translation?

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:06:35 2008 No.1310230
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>>1309717
And here's what's likely going to happen.

Alice finds the reimu.
Alice is, of course, just a little yukkuri and therefore is completely powerless to help her mother. Although even a full sized yukkuri probably wouldn't be able to move her.
And that's not counting the rain. The mother will eventually melt, as will the alice if it doesn't abandon the mother
The mother is injured and left for dead, the alice has no way of surviving without the mom. It's just a child. Even if it doesn't realize it's own helplessness conciously, it will probably choose to stay with the mother.
And they'll both melt.

And the happiest end you could get would be the mother saying it loves the alice.

Only chance of survival would be a kind human coming along and saving both, and that's not bloody likely.
(Although that Marisa did come out of nowhere, so who knows).

Image by the same artist but unrelated. I just want to post it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:34:06 2008 No.1310336 >>1307157 .... Ok, what was the point of that?

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:47:12 2008 No.1310382
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>>1304729 here
Got all the RAWs in this series. And probably a few that are completely unrelated. Since I haven't seen them posting in a long time, here they all are (minus the first)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:48:48 2008 No.1310386 File: 296 KB, 811x1155, 1221500928553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1310382

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:49:04 2008 No.1310387 >>1310067 >>1310119 Oh wow.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:59:12 2008 No.1310442 File: 313 KB, 764x1085, 1221501552775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1310436

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 17:59:53 2008 No.1310445 File: 301 KB, 801x1104, 1221501593237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1310442

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 18:01:39 2008 No.1310456 File: 168 KB, 799x1125, 1221501699549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1310445 End. That's everything I grabbed from the pixiv featuring yukkuri and daiyosei. I doubt it's just one series, but it is all awesome.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 15 18:46:04 2008 No.1310708

>>1310128

Translation by kind anon at pooshlmer

Right to left:
"This is the only thing we have to eat! Be good and eat it!" [slurred, in a voiced manner]
top left: "Stuff this stinky isn't fit for a city-sect to eeeeeeeat!"
"Yugeeeeee" [hurl, vomit]
"It shtinkssssh!"
"Dishgushting!" ["Eeeeeewww!" might be more culturally appropriate.]
sfx far right: *shake shake* [or tremble]
sfx bottom: *puuuuun* [waft of smell]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 19:29:08 2008 No.1310933 File: 181 KB, 300x1963, 1221506948537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bump.

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 19:53:23 2008 No.1311020
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Is this thread still bumping? Also, I'd like to finish up the Alice yukkuri edits if nobody minds.

I was in the middle of editing this one, but nobody has provided the Chinese translation for the sketchy text in the middle so I can't finish it yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 19:54:17 2008 No.1311022 >>1311020 And by middle, I mean at the very top with the huge text.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 20:39:28 2008 No.1311205 File: 211 KB, 400x1997, 1221511168629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The other editor didn't finish this, so I went ahead and did it. This is horribly depressing, god damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 20:49:24 2008 No.1311256 >>1311205 White letters are nearly invisible

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 20:57:22 2008 No.1311299 >>1311256 I was concerned about that. The problem is that the original used puny text to begin with, and if I used a larger font it would cover more of the art. Take (it easy) what you can get, I suppose. Unless someone has a suggestion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:04:05 2008 No.1311319 >>1311299 Use black letters.

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:19:16 2008 No.1311372
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>>1311319
The original had white letters, so I dunno. It's 99 on the uploader if you wanna see the original for yourself. Keeping true to the original is a bit important, especially since the Alice is dying at this point so I guess the white letters make sense.

http://www4.uploader.jp/home/gy/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:52:46 2008 No.1311531 Question time. If you had some Yukkuris, what would you actually do with them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 21:57:30 2008 No.1311559 >>1311531 Of touhous or of myself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:02:10 2008 No.1311581 >>1311531 I wouldn't wish that on myself or anyone else. No one should have to put up with a screaming disembodied head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:07:31 2008 No.1311601 >>1311531 I'd breed it and sell the babies to science.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:11:35 2008 No.1311626 >>1311531 I'd ask them if they want to go on a fun ride. Then I'd pick the most healthiest and strongest one out of the ones who say yes, and put it in a blender while letting the other's watch. For starters, at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:12:17 2008 No.1311629 File: 840 KB, 3000x2100, 1221516737829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1311559 If it was me I'd totally beat it up. The bastard deserves what's coming to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:13:59 2008 No.1311633 >>1311531 Depends. If they're yukkureimus, yukkurisas, or rapist alices, I'd kill them. If they're other yukkuri types, I'd gladly raise them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:21:28 2008 No.1311687 >>1311531 Yukkuris: Whatever you feed them turns into bean paste. Solution to world hunger and waste dump removal at the same time! Just don't let them get into the wild or they'll wreck the ecology.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:25:46 2008 No.1311704 >>1311687 Wreck the ecology? RABBITS can hunt them. Coyotes will have a fucking field day. Might as well throw food out into a field and watch it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:32:56 2008 No.1311738 >>1311704 They reproduce fucking fast, though. Pure darwinism, survival of the one who can transmit it's genes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:41:54 2008 No.1311766 >>1311687 The bean paste producers lobby would never allow it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:43:28 2008 No.1311771 >>1311738 The only purpose of Yukkuri is for them to die for the amusement of others.

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:44:33 2008 No.1311781

>>1311205
You took the literal translation of the clipped text too literally. A word was cut off from the end, not from the middle. The literal translation was there because there was disagreement in the translations over how to handle the missing word.

There's no way (that I can see) to put "Alice" anywhere but the end, so that should be the omitted word. Partially writing it like "Why did you hurt a--" could work, but I'd recommend just "Why did you do--"

The white text is really exactly as difficult to read in the original as in your edit. Leave it.

>>1311687
waste removal yes, hunger no. it's an economics thing. Blame capitalism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:50:45 2008 No.1311810 >>1305854 Drawing attention to this. Needs a single panel translation. Looks like a single character and some SFX.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 15 22:52:55 2008 No.1311819 File: 210 KB, 400x1997, 1221519175842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1311781 Thanks for the help. I also did a minor repair job. No commento

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 23:11:17 2008 No.1311907

>>1311704
You're not thinking this through.
That much sugary food from all the yukkuri corpses introduced into the rivers and lakes would cause algae blooms in watery bodies to massively grow, which limits light levels of underwater vegetation as well as poison the water supply. This means a significant drop in fish and insect amounts, leading to less pollination and so forth. Ecology's a sensitive thing, side effects of alien biologies can be HUEG.

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 23:37:19 2008 No.1311995

>>1311907
They're completely edible though. As long as people don't kill them en masse just for fun that shouldn't happen. If they're all raised for food in farmland the corpses shouldn't be able to make it into the rivers (or anywhere other than a mouth), and if they're in the wild without human intervention they'll likely die on their own to predators, which should eat the majority of the corpse.
Plus, the question was 'what if you have yukkuri of your own', not 'what if yukkuri existed in the wild'. It was never mentioned that there would be yukkuri in the wild, unless someone freed them or was careless enough to let some escape.

Anonymous Mon Sep 15 23:52:00 2008 No.1312030

>Plus, the question was 'what if you have yukkuri of your own', not 'what if yukkuri existed in the wild'. It was never mentioned that there would be yukkuri in the wild, unless someone freed them or was careless enough to let some escape.

Yes, thus this was included:
>Just don't let them get into the wild or they'll wreck the ecology.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 00:43:48 2008 No.1312281 >>1311819 This is several times better than Yuyuko Bad End. "Mwommie's gweat Itch like she's fwying in je sky... one day, Awich wanch to fwy like mwo..." Psycological Mastery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 00:46:11 2008 No.1312300 >>1311907 Algal blooms don't occur due to sugar. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algae_bloom http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/news/story.html?id=381d4ce5-89a2-4901-864e-34239419bf67

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 00:53:01 2008 No.1312345 File: 52 KB, 500x421, 1221526381473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1311531 I would feed it a lot and let it take it easy. Then it would be my bean bag chair. If I could pick the type, it'd be Komachi. They take it the easiest.

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:00:35 2008 No.1312406
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>>1312345
Observe.
The yukkuri is suffering from something so minor.
The physical force of that lid is significantly less than what you'd put on it by sitting on it.
If your barbaric insensitivity didn't crush the yukkuri outright, it would severely hurt it and it would hate you for the remainder of it's life.

Which wouldn't be very long because you'd get sick of it crying even if you didn't try shoving your ass on top of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:06:25 2008 No.1312437 File: 50 KB, 177x167, 1221527185805.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yukkuri bullying is a metaphor that refers to the japanese atrocities in Korea. Yukkuris are the koreans of Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:14:57 2008 No.1312495 File: 56 KB, 700x700, 1221527697212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1312406 I mean I would feed it a LOT. She would be the size of a small couch. It would be more than capable of supporting me, unlike that grapefruit-sized one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:16:40 2008 No.1312510 >>1312495 Where would you get the money to feed that huge shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:17:12 2008 No.1312514 File: 249 KB, 800x1133, 1221527832512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh and here's another version, this time she just wants it to be over fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:20:07 2008 No.1312544 File: 151 KB, 600x503, 1221528007937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1312510 I ain't a poor bitch like you NEETs. My yukkuri would be able to take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:26:27 2008 No.1312582 File: 421 KB, 500x1533, 1221528387817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This artist easily draws one of the cutest Yukkurisas ever. Boxes+Yukkuri=HNRGGG

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Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:30:47 2008 No.1312595

>>1312514
That's not another version. That's part1.

>>1312495
That's called a Dosuyukkuri. They're the big boss yukkuri. They're MUCH more arrogant than the regular sized ones, and that's saying a lot. Why do you think it'd put up with your ass just because you're feeding it?

Since everyone else is, I'll answer the question myself.
If a yukkuri gets into my home once, it dies.
If they keep coming, like they're drawn to it or something, I take creative measures.

Grab about 7-10 yukkuri (depends on the size of the house). Since they're coming on their own this should be easy; just keep them in the basement in the meantime. Create a fenced area around the house, by the side the yukkuri come in. Tell the yukkuri the following:
I'll feed you and let you take it easy.
Bother me with your Yuing, Take it easying, or crying, and I'll kill one of you at random and take the corpse.
If you let any yukkuri get near my house, I'll kill it and feed it to you. That'll be your only food for a week.

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:38:34 2008 No.1312627
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>>1312595
>That's not another version. That's part1.
Whoops, posted the wrong image. Here's the other v.

>That's called a Dosuyukkuri. They're the big boss yukkuri. They're MUCH more arrogant than the regular sized ones, and that's saying a lot. Why do you think it'd put up with your ass just because you're feeding it?
Well for one, I've had raised it from Koyukkuri, so in all hopes it would have SOME attachment to me.
For two, it'd be Komachi-type, the easiest taking of all types. It will have taken it easy throughout, so it wouldn't be haughty and arrogant.

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:39:50 2008 No.1312634

>>1312595

Well, if you started doing mental programing on it so that it started associating being sat on as "taking it easiest of all!!!" and made it emotionally dependent on your support to keep it humble....

They scar emotionally and mentally, sometimes permanently, even with the memory span of a few hours. Even dosus can break.

However, keep in mind that if you went to far. It would get to the point where it would want you to sit on it forever and would complain constantly day and night if you refused. For instances like this I suggest having a shotgun handy... just in case.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:43:09 2008 No.1312646 Are we roleplaying now?

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:45:03 2008 No.1312656

>Well for one, I've had raised it from Koyukkuri, so in all hopes it would have SOME attachment to me.
hahahaha. Dosus are far too arrogant. Doubly so since it is actually capable of hurting you, unlike the regular sized ones. It'll let you keep feeding it, but if you don't take it easy it'll probably be mad at you. Should be interesting to see how easy you can take it while feeding that thing. They don't respect other's property either, so it'll be bouncing around your house (which will probably do damage itself. I'm not sure how much they're supposed to weigh, but much more than a person) and trashing the place in the name of taking it easy. Plus yukkuri are societal; even small ones invite others, and Dosus are almost always depicted as having tons of followers. Will you want to deal with the followers too?
Your best hope is probably >>1312634 's suggustion. No idea how effective it'd be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:45:07 2008 No.1312655 File: 178 KB, 842x596, 1221529507155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1312634 Hey, what would stop me from riding around on a yukkuri all day? It'd move slowly though because I'm heavy. And because Komachis don't move very much. At all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:46:27 2008 No.1312659 >>1312646 Roleplaying would be "I put on my robe and yukkuri hat". This is hypothetical projection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:47:13 2008 No.1312665 1) get an Arisu and take it on rape sprees 2) tape the whole process 3) put in on the internet

>>	Anonymous Jones‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Tue Sep 16 01:48:42 2008 No.1312672 Oh, you guys. Sew its' mouth shut, glue it to the floor where you want the chair, and give it a sugar-water IV. How hard was that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:48:53 2008 No.1312673 File: 125 KB, 640x480, 1221529733754.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1312646 No, but if you want I can get my wizards robe and hat so we can take it easy together. Yukkuri sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:49:36 2008 No.1312680 get a yukkuri tenshi it won't mind being used as a cushion

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:49:54 2008 No.1312681
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Yukkuri threads always reminds me when I was a kid and me and my schoolmates would talk about make-believe pets we had.

Except, this time, its grown men talking to each other about their lame fantasies, instead of preschool children.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with yu[sic] faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:50:32 2008 No.1312685 File: 60 KB, 782x622, 1221529832025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1312656 Komachis are too lazy for that. It wouldn't be bouncing about or even mass-eating; it'd be sleeping for the most part. S'how the Yukkumachis work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:53:35 2008 No.1312702 >>1312685 That is a terrible image, and you should feel terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:54:36 2008 No.1312712 File: 318 KB, 600x562, 1221530076458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1304538

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 01:57:49 2008 No.1312725 Someone post the picture of the Chen getting its asshole inspected while complaining that it doesn't get it. Someone's complaining that it's in heat or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 02:13:58 2008 No.1312817 >>1312725 Image limit reached. Someone move it on over, easy.

Anonymous Tue Sep 16 02:23:30 2008 No.1312867

>>1312646
Stop trying to get yukkuri banned because you don't like them. The mods haven't deleted a single fucking thread yet so they obviously don't mind. the mods are not your personal fucking army.

>>1312582
Link to pixiv?

>>1312681
How often did your friends talk about torturing your make believe pets?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 16 02:55:16 2008 No.1313025 new thread. >>1312996

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