So which 2hu are you spending Valentines Day with /jp/?

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Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:27:10 2015 No.13039343 [Reply] [Original]

So which 2hu are you spending Valentines Day with /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:29:09 2015 No.13039352 File: 738 KB, 1000x1000, Okuute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My one and only

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:32:37 2015 No.13039361 File: 1.29 MB, 1000x1000, 48506518_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:46:45 2015 No.13039402 I'm eating heart-shaped pocky with my valentine!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:47:59 2015 No.13039408 File: 55 KB, 293x293, nazrin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mouse in the house

Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:51:43 2015 No.13039422
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I'm spending it with someone else who isn't real… but if I wasn't I couldn't spend it with a 2hu anyways because none of them would ever want to give chocolates to a creepy manlet ヲタメガ like myself…

on the subject though, wouldn't most touhou besides maybe Sanae or Yukari not even know about valentines?

Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:58:54 2015 No.13039460
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>>13039422
The entire SDM save for Meiling are European in origin, and I think the Touhou game with Letty is also heavily European in origin. You've got valentines out there.

Personally, I want Flan as my valentine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 23:59:59 2015 No.13039464 >>13039422 please don't say that about yourself, I'm sure you'll find a nice boyfriend soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 00:00:43 2015 No.13039467 >>13039460 Well I'm not sure why, but I get the feeling that Flan will always love you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 00:03:53 2015 No.13039484 I'll be spending it with a certain idol, but not a 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 00:07:18 2015 No.13039500 I'll be spending it with suwako-sama

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 00:29:10 2015 No.13039598 File: 841 KB, 920x960, 1403336317473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mokou's red, Cirno's blue, But Shanghai, your gunpowder core makes my heart go boom boom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 00:30:14 2015 No.13039605 None. I'll probably be spending it with you losers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 00:56:10 2015 No.13039660 File: 315 KB, 800x1119, 17616317_big_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 01:30:19 2015 No.13039745 File: 309 KB, 700x1000, 1417796729961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll be spending it with /v/'s original 2hu

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 03:03:17 2015 No.13040043 Does anyone here actually do anything special for Valentine's Day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 04:18:58 2015 No.13040247 File: 13 KB, 354x248, bestwaifuever1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13039343 >2hu lol nerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 05:25:05 2015 No.13040475 File: 136 KB, 900x900, 1420562705287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow, I get to choose? okay. I like Chirno do you think she would want to be friends with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 05:30:52 2015 No.13040493 >>13039745 >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 09:19:48 2015 No.13040984 File: 1.31 MB, 1464x1920, 1418162702820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baking some cookies with Yukari I suppose

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 11:39:12 2015 No.13041424 >>13039745 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 06:47:21 2015 No.13045809 File: 104 KB, 735x626, 1403747340539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think she could manage to spare one Valentine's Day to spend with me

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 07:12:01 2015 No.13045862 File: 207 KB, 824x458, 1423557470051.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Valentines not even a real holiday. It was invented by the burgeuois. I choose to stay out.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 08:26:25 2015 No.13045977 File: 214 KB, 1280x1024, chen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With Chen of course. Her cute smile gives me piece of mind. She helps me well for my current hardships of having my wisdom teeth removed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 10:06:08 2015 No.13046187 File: 279 KB, 700x1047, 06_CC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13039343 the farm fields here are overrun by clever commanders, to bad my chens keep bringing them in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 13:06:57 2015 No.13046689 File: 109 KB, 209x193, 1372690791528.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw all the Touhou valentines pics that will come

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 13:38:06 2015 No.13046799 File: 2.77 MB, 1280x536, kissing a fox.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 13:51:35 2015 No.13046836 File: 544 KB, 1600x1102, 25095859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With my dear Alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 13:57:12 2015 No.13046844 >>13046689 I have a set of SA Valentines that I plan to post on the j tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 14:02:43 2015 No.13046862 >>13046836 Why is Alice on a plate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 18:18:11 2015 No.13047737 >>13046836 >that isn't chocolate

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 18:22:09 2015 No.13047745 >>13047737 No one said that though

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 13 19:52:05 2015 No.13048076 >>13040043 Masturbate with a bow around my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 03:02:59 2015 No.13049541 File: 1.14 MB, 1000x1166, 1423900979163.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13039343 the one that'll hurt me plentywith hugs and kisses

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 03:03:54 2015 No.13049544 >>13039343 Hahahaha none of them cause they all hate me cause i suck

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 03:32:38 2015 No.13049639 File: 657 KB, 1000x1409, 48743574_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 03:51:21 2015 No.13049700 File: 2.47 MB, 4400x3300, 48607753_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I gave my sweet hell raven her valentine present already and she loved it!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 04:17:38 2015 No.13049729 File: 655 KB, 768x1024, 7bf81bcfdf409fb1b41f9f4cd8c555a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who else but Hina?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 04:20:39 2015 No.13049734 File: 21 KB, 720x480, yesyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 04:23:38 2015 No.13049739 >>13049734 Is that a threat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 04:27:54 2015 No.13049754 >>13049734 What the fuck does this shit even mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 04:30:57 2015 No.13049765 >>13049734 Roses are red Violets are blue omae wa mou Shindeiru

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 04:55:20 2015 No.13049852 File: 244 KB, 800x600, fe575d4c2b5389317ead6bfeed35c2cd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Spending with the surprrising

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 04:59:11 2015 No.13049865 File: 112 KB, 478x614, maritimesday.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13049754

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 05:06:05 2015 No.13049885 File: 263 KB, 678x845, 1417150010277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13040475 are you fun?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 06:32:45 2015 No.13050030 File: 15 KB, 480x700, 1423701280933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13049885 Yes, please be my friend!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 07:21:45 2015 No.13050143 File: 350 KB, 800x800, e33e202a7fdaa341b7ae9fa495c4c08f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why just Valentine's Day? Why not every day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:15:56 2015 No.13050894 File: 84 KB, 400x550, val1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:16:58 2015 No.13050900 File: 95 KB, 400x550, val1-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:17:59 2015 No.13050907 File: 86 KB, 400x550, val3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:18:59 2015 No.13050910 File: 95 KB, 400x550, val4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:19:59 2015 No.13050917 File: 111 KB, 400x550, val5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:21:00 2015 No.13050922 File: 80 KB, 400x550, val6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:22:01 2015 No.13050925 File: 104 KB, 400x550, val7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:23:01 2015 No.13050928 File: 118 KB, 400x550, val8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:39:39 2015 No.13050975 File: 209 KB, 454x640, 1423885337878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13039343 Why would touhou's celebrate Christian holidays? Do they even know about Christanity let alone its holidays?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:41:21 2015 No.13050984 >>13049734 Roses are red violets are blue get in the van I'm not playing with you

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:42:45 2015 No.13050988 >>13050975 >Do they even know about Christanity Seiga dresses up as santa and the crown prince makes fun of jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:46:36 2015 No.13051003 >>13050988 For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:48:27 2015 No.13051010 >>13051003 stop sending me those emails

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 11:50:00 2015 No.13051016 >>13051010 Sorry

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 12:38:02 2015 No.13051209 >>13050975 because like Christmas, even though it is a christian holiday, it's been commercialized to shit.

Anonymous Sat Feb 14 12:43:02 2015 No.13051229

>>13039343
I had a wonderful valentines day with Yuugi!
As I woke up and didn't pay the date any mind, I ate some delicious curd and was on my way to the gym immediatly after. As every saturday, I was prepared to do some deadlifts, to enlarge my precious back muscles and manly chest, since I am obviously not a fat weeb.
As I entered the gym, I saw the usual faces. Well aside from one. Yuugi, who normally is here everyday to give everyone the motivtion they need, was missing. Rather strange, since normally she would be at the benchpress around this time, pressing five times the amount I could handle. Well, I am not a fat weeb, obviously, so if I do say so myself, that's a lot.
Anyways, as I proceeded, slightly depressed, to bars and dumbbells, I started to deadlift, since I'm not a at weeb. I wanted to give up earlier than usual, but then I thought "What am I doing? Yuugi wouldn't want me to stop right here! I am not a fat weeb!", so I put on more weight and proceeded to do 5 reps and then some.
After some other workouts and after two hours, since I am not a fat, dirty weeb, I took a shower and left the gym. As I was about to go home, I heard a voice behind me, saying "That was quite the sight, non-weeb human!"
I turned around and I saw Yuugi!
What a surprise!
"This is for you" she said as she gave me a heart-shaped package. Since I'm not a fat weeb though, it wasn't chocolate, but a wheat-based protein bar.
"It's valentines day, isn't it? Let's go drink some!"
I blushed at the sudden realization and agreed happily. Now, one might say that alcohol kills your gains, bit common sense doesn't apply to Gensokyo, so there was no need to worry. Also, I am not a fat, dirty, virgin weeb.
So we went out and I gt totally wasted and Yuugi had to help me get home.
"Your house is very far away", I said to her silently, "s-so... do you want to stay the night?"
She had an ominous smile on her face.
"Well, I accept your offer, then."

Also, I am not a fat dirty virgin NEET weeb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 13:01:33 2015 No.13051314 Reimu A until I 1CC at least one fucking game on Normal.

Anonymous Sat Feb 14 13:49:24 2015 No.13051508
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>>13051209
"Commercialism in Gensokyo"
Yeah I don't think so, they think coffee is a luxury item

From perfect sense in strict sense: outside world and muenzuka

"Many unusual items exist in Gensokyo, of which quite a few are based in Japanese mythology in one way or another. However, given Gensokyo's nature as a "land of that which is forgotten", even more modern items that have fallen out of style for a long time (such as the Game Boy) have occasionally turned up. Many of these "new" items appear near Muenzuka, and both Rinnosuke Morichika and Nazrin are said to have picked up various objects there.

In addition to the unusual items floating in, many goods are the same as those from old Japan. Goods like black tea and coffee are considered to be a luxury."

Anonymous Sat Feb 14 15:12:16 2015 No.13051862

>>13050975
Scarket Devil Mansion would be a good enough reason. Besides the Christianity aspect, Japan celebrates Valentine's Day and Christmas in a 100% commercialized meaningless aspect too. Lots of people where I live don't even know who Saint Valentine is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 15:14:54 2015 No.13051871 >>13051862 Nobody knows who saint valentine is, not even the Catholic Church. They took him out of their liturgical calendar because they know so little about him.

Anonymous Sat Feb 14 16:40:19 2015 No.13052335

>>13051871
I like to think he was a barbarian tribe leader in ancient Gaul, Scotland or some other such far off Roman besieged country who during the dawn of Christianity received a missionary to his village and impressed with their stories of Jesus went out for fourteen days tracking the biggest bear he could find, slew it cut out it's heart and sent the missionary packing with the heart as a gift for his Lord.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 16:41:43 2015 No.13052343 I wish I was dead.

Anonymous Sat Feb 14 16:57:46 2015 No.13052424
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I haven't, of my own volition, spoken to a female under a non-commercial or familial context in 7+ years. I'm not unattractive, unintelligent, beta or personally repulsive.

I can't grasp why people willfully spend their time in the presence of other human beings. Have a 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 16:59:54 2015 No.13052434 >>13052424 I leave for a year or two and these people are here now too...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 17:06:56 2015 No.13052464 >>13052434 The socially indifferent? Your impaired reading comprehension led you to misinterpret my post and apparently greater board culture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 17:26:22 2015 No.13052563 >>13052464 Holy shit, get a load of this fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 17:28:05 2015 No.13052569 >>13052424 Why is her tongue always sticking out? Did she burn it? Is she trying to cool herself like a dog? Is she in heat?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 21:47:07 2015 No.13053509 >>13050894 >>13050900 >>13050907 >>13050910 >>13050917 >>13050922 >>13050925 >>13050928 did you make these?

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat Feb 14 22:19:50 2015 No.13053581 >>13052424 /jp/ and old /a/ have always been the haven for 2D master race. Only newfriends like 3D pig disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 22:47:44 2015 No.13053683 >>13053581 >implying you wouldn't fuck your own mother for a 3d 2hu

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:13:52 2015 No.13053779 >>13053683 i'd fuck my own mother for nothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:15:44 2015 No.13053788 >>13053683 Do you know where you are? Please specify who you're quoting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:18:59 2015 No.13053798 >>13053788 Why the hell are /a/ and /jp/ so autistic about using greentext? You don't see this kind of shitposting on any other board

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:29:08 2015 No.13053832 >>13053798 What other boards are ok with it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:30:01 2015 No.13053836 >>13053788 >i'm quoting myself obviously

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:31:35 2015 No.13053842 >>13053832 >all of them >well memed though my friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:31:39 2015 No.13053843 >>13053832 /pol/ /k/ /mlp/ /d/ /v/ /vr/ /vg/ /int/ as far as I know I don't recall the others

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:53:05 2015 No.13053931 File: 1.25 MB, 2322x4128, Happy Valentines DAy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mai Waifu of course!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:54:26 2015 No.13053938 >>13053798 Yeah, there's far worse bullshit on the rest of the site.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 23:56:47 2015 No.13053945 >>13053931 I'm sorry sir, we ran some tests and I think you should sit down for this. Your wife has terminal "A shit" syndrome. It's incurable

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 15 03:23:40 2015 No.13054625 >>13053931 >Mai Waifu wow i love the "ironic cartoon girlfriend" meme! two thumbs up!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 15 17:46:10 2015 No.13056601 File: 2.08 MB, 1280x768, I cant read this shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13039343 Have some more valentine themed picture.

Anonymous Sun Feb 15 17:57:59 2015 No.13056636

>>13056601
Mokou made a "hot" cake.
Alice just made a little too much, that's all.
Yukari brought a cherry blossom cake from Hakugyokuro. She made it herself, of course.
She (Eirin) truly did her best.
hurr charisma
>using spellcards
Marisa made a powerful cake.
It's a secret, from everybody.
Yuyuko ate Youmu's cake, that bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 15 18:09:44 2015 No.13056675 File: 586 KB, 800x640, 25562643770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13056636 Forgot someone there chief.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 15 18:19:19 2015 No.13056705 File: 1.31 MB, 850x850, 25562643663.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13056675 She is often forgotten, but I wouldn't forget her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 15 18:22:27 2015 No.13056719 >>13056675 No I didn't. Any line with a certain word in it gets filtered now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 15 18:28:32 2015 No.13056737 File: 583 KB, 2700x1650, Konachan.com - 188399 akisha blue_eyes blue_hair bow cirno ice_cream ribbons short_hair touhou wings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13040475 >>13049885 >>13050030 I love you Chillno-chan

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 15 19:24:04 2015 No.13056927 >>13056601 Great, now I'm curious what Flandres says, I can't read it because of the awkward placement of the moonrunes.

Anonymous Sun Feb 15 20:38:03 2015 No.13057210

>>13056927
Well, that's an easy one. Just hop over to his pixiv page and...
OH WAIT
WHAT'S THAT
YOU FUCKING CAN'T
BECAUSE THE FUCKING GOOK DELETED HIS SHIT

It just says something about hers being swapped with Remilia's. Now you know which of the two can really cook.

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