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HELP

I'M HAVING AN AUTISM SPASM

>> No.13035033

>>13035028
DAIJOUBU YO

YOSHI YOOOSHI

>> No.13035044

This is why you should have gotten life alert. Trained professionals could be on their way to help you at the click of a button as soon as you feel symptoms but now you've only got us and we won't help you.

>> No.13035044,1 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd

>> No.13035092

>>13035028
Heh.

>> No.13035094

>>13035044
EVERY AUTIST CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT

>> No.13035099

>>13035028
i prefer the term 'autism attack'

>> No.13035101

>>13035094
Life Alert is a scam.

>> No.13035108

>>13035099
You wouldn't call a heart spasm a heart attack.

>> No.13035129

feel when you're sperging out and when you come to half your room is destroyed

>> No.13035135

>>13035028
you think you got it bad

i got caught unconscious next to my mom's wine and she's been sulking all fucking day.

i don't even care, she shouldn't drink either she lives for it

>> No.13035136

>>13035108
Also it doesn't rhyme with autism as well

>> No.13035136,1 [INTERNAL] 

stay safe, jan

>> No.13036736

>>13035135
I got caught unconscious with gay porn all over.
at least you were drunk.

>> No.13036824

>>13036736
>I got caught unconscious with gay porn all over.
>/jp/ in a nutshell

>> No.13036832
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13036832

>>13036736

>> No.13036895

>>13036736
>I got caught unconscious with gay porn all over.
What are you? A fag?

>> No.13036932

all gays must die
every single homo

>> No.13036959

>>13036895
>fag
What are you? New to /jp/?

>> No.13037123
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13037123

>>13036959
This is /jp/, you are either a little girl or an ojousama. No place for homos.

>> No.13037137
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13037137

>>13035028
It's okay, janny. We're used to it now.

>> No.13037175

>>13035135
Same happened to me, i drank too much while watching a girl camming on livejasmine (6$ per minute) and passed out. I had to ask my parents for money to pay and they were furious

>> No.13037197

>>13037123
Jokes on you I'm a little girl ojouchan.

>> No.13037233

>>13037137
https://a.pomf.se/bpthsv.gif

>> No.13037670

>>13037175
You think that's bad? I was coming out of the shower and passed out while going down the stairs. I wake up with my towel gone, my legs flipped over my head, my dick hanging in my face, and my parents coming in through the front door with my grand-parents and looking very shocked and disgusted. FML.

>> No.13038883

>>13037137
How are you still not banned?

>> No.13039001

>>13038883
Waiting for him to comment on >>13037233

>> No.13039014

>>13035101
Are you serious? Is it really?

>> No.13039016

>>13036832
>Look this up.
>Just get pictures of documents.

I refuse to believe this is from an actual doujin page until I see sus.

>> No.13039018

>>13037670
I'm sorry

>> No.13039086

>>13039018
It's cool. Happened before. The family dog wasn't involved this time so I got off easy.

>> No.13039160

>>13035028
>I have not spazzed out in my room surrounded by pantsu.

>> No.13039181

>>13039016
What makes you think it's from a doujin page?

>> No.13039260

>>13039160
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13039296

>>13039260
Oh, right, I forgot I was quoting.
yech.

>> No.13039318

>>13036932
Why tho?

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>>13039016

>> No.13039359

>>13036932
Oh hey Chris.
glad to see you here.

>> No.13039472

''heh''

>> No.13039473

>>13039016
Japan doesn't live in a feudal society anymore, so there is no such thing as a doujin page.

>> No.13039496

>>13035101
fugggggg

>> No.13039496,1 [INTERNAL] 

fuck off

>> No.13039496,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13039496,1
nah

>> No.13039496,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13039496,2
please

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13040911

Explain yourself.

>> No.13041165

>>13040911
n-nigo niii

>> No.13044264

>>13041165
n-n-nigo......

>> No.13048396

>>13040911
niggo

>> No.13048396,1 [INTERNAL] 

NIGGO NIGGO NIII~~~~~~

>> No.13048396,2 [INTERNAL] 

maggie is my favorite school idol

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