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Impregnate the yamabiko!
Kyouko is the cutest doghu.
>>13024184also the most bullyable
>>13024201Could you bully something this cute?
>>13024239Isn't she heavy? I wish I had my own cute yamabiko to hug like that to find out.
What's the best way to punish the yamabiko scum?
>>13026213That doesn't sound right.
>>13026232But let's try it once.
>>13024271she's a big girl
>>13026144With a good paddling given by Byakuren herself.
Which dog do you give the bone to?
>>13024235Of course I can.
>>13026321I'd bone both of those dogs.
>>13026326But she's a good girl who tries her hardest!
>>13024166I don't know whether to envy that man's place or be disgusted at how flagrant the wish-fulfillment and canon-defilement in that picture is.
>>13026326I'd pee inside that butt!
>>13026518You should be properly used to canon-defilement and wish-fulfillment by now.
>>13026416That only makes it better to bully her.I want to caress her butt while she's sweeping.>>13026518>"I don't like fanarts"
>>13026640You're a cruel person.
>>13026608Nah, your pic is something that could actually happen. But as for >>13024166, I can't imagine those three actually calling some random human guy "Onii-chan/san".
>>13026650I can't imagine either picture would ever happen.
>>13026649Even Nue likes to bully Kyouko.
>>13026660Everyone likes to bully Kyouko. Poor girl.
>>13026665Doesn't help that she's really easy to bully. Just go see Byakuren, complain about some punks making noises and scaring the kids, mention that one of them is from her shrine, walk away, sit down under a tree, and listen to the yamabiko getting her ass whipped.I wanted to post that picture of Byakuren spanking Kyouko, but it apparently has an embedded file, so no.
>>13026698At least she has her music to help relieve some of the pain, right?
>>13026749As long as she doesn't need to sit, it's probably okay.Though Byakuren will be waiting for her with a belt ready.
I wanna squeez her yahoos. Squeeze em!
I want to stick it inand then not take responsibility
Since she's a dog, would she be ok with me sniffing her butt?
>>13027745Are you sure you want to do that? What if she doesn't clean it and it stinks real bad?
>>13027768Surely Byakuren bathes her every day, thoroughly, in every crevice.
>>13027809How nice, I want to dote on Kyouko too.
>>13027640it's the ultimate form of bullyshe's hardworking and genki so she can handle it, right?
I will never understand why everyone wants to bully the girl who's voice can pulverize you into dust.
>>13027833I think it might break her, please take responsibility at least!
Don't mess around with Kyouko. The girl can't keep her mouth shut, and if she talks, everyone in fucking Gensokyo hears it.
>>13027948I want them both.
>>13027854Isn't she already housebroken though?Why would that make me want to marry a biko scum?
>>13028028Because she's cute, and people are hypocrits. The girl is housebroken but cute? Take her in or you're a monster.The girl is housebroken but ugly? Ignore her.
>>13028027I wish I had a little girl to deafen me every morning
>>13028148If she were to do that, I would give her a real reason to scream.
>>13026321One of these is not a dog.
>>13028323The one with the opposable thumb, right?
>>13028323They look like dogs to me!
>>13027829Hijiri has it pretty good
>>13028374Kyouko's not even a dog. She's an imp.
>>13028387But Byakuren a manipulative bitch.She doesn't deserve the cute yamabiko or the sexy Nue.
>>13028403Lots of dark things go on at the Buddhist House for Wayward Youkai. No wonder Shou drinks so much.
>>13028403>>13028446Byakuren is evil.
>>13028446Let's just say there's an Iron Discipline Enforced by Byakuren.
Don't you people find it strange how there's no complains from the youkais about how they're treated in Byakuren's shrine?Exactly, they're too scared to speak about it.
>>13028457There's...there's only one magical girl that can save us from the evil Byakuren!Fighting evil by moonlight! Winning love by moonlight! Never running from a real fight, she's the one and only Scarlet Moon!
>>13028493>only thing protecting us from an EVIL nun is a vampireRestore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
>>13028514Why is Byakuren so cruel?
>>13028393Or a mountain-echo spirit.
Looks like there's a cheeky brat that needs to be punished.
>>13028586She only does what the Pope preaches. It's part of her attempt to foster inter-religious friendship. The next big event will be FGM in Gensokyo.
>>13028796Don't let her in. Make her proof she's not a filthy mutt by seeing if she won't pee outside.
>>13028806Now she has to be punished. Make her drink it off the ground with her tongue, like a dog.
>>13028810Dog's don't usually drink pee off the ground!
>>13028825Rub her nose in it.
>>13028849Even if she's genuinely repenting?
>>13028859She could be putting on an act to get out of it. Only one way to make sure.
>>13028876That's cruel, but I can't say I hate it.
>>13028914I'm tired of doing this.
Kyouko is secretly a sadist!
>>13029624Kyouko is secretly super cute!
>>13026248I'm a cunny linguist. Let me at it.
>>13029687It's hardly a secret.
>>13029624>Implying a drum wouldn't like being struck
I wonder if all the dog jokes would really annoy her. She would probably take it better than Momiji, at least.
>>13030221>implying hitting someone isn't a sin if she enjoys itBy that logic, Byakuren is a saint, since she beats everyone constantly until they like it.
>>13026321Anyone who does not break the bone in half and give one to each, along with lots of petting and bellyrubs, is an objectively terrible person.
>>13026321Let them fight for it
>>13031370>implying breaking one of yoshika's bones isn't terrible to begin with.Broken bone fragments are extremely sharp. Are you trying to bully them?
>>13030254She'd mind less because she's not any sort of dog. Doesn't identify as one, at least.
>>13026321Isn't it sad, Yoshika?
>>13032199She is dead. That her corpse is still moving does not mean that the person she once was is still around. Do not pity her or have mercy. Slay the necromancer and bring her peace.
>Search pixiv for 時津風 幽谷響子>No results found for your queryWhat the fuck, Japan?
>>13032214>Her name is Yoshika Miyako. She says she doesn't remember much more than that, and that she suddenly got the feeling that she really needed to defend this place no matter what.>According to the date of this article, Yoshika had been guarding the graveyard from about two years before the events of Ten Desires.She won't truly rest until she discovers the reason for her actions. She must be helped, not put down.
>>13032276It's because Seiga is controlling her, duh.
>>13032317But>whenever she is not under Seiga's control she does seem to revert back to the personality she had when she was alive. She has been seen reciting poetry while staring into empty space. If we slay the Sei, it will not be a wholesome solution.
>>13032377Wonderful. So we have a restless undead even if Seiga is gone. It is one of those cases where consulting with Komachi or Shikieki is the right thing to do. It would not be merciful to just destroy her body, she must attain peace first.And Orin is one well groomed cat. Just look at that hair of hers.
>>13032485>Orin is one well groomed catI know what you're thinking. She's not legal, dude.
>>13032497A cat is fine, too.
>>13032377I want to free Yoshika!
>>13032497>not legalHow so?
>>13032497She has a second, fully grown tail. She's at least 20. It should be illegal to bully such an old lady.
>>13034386Nekomata can live at least 500 years.If you convert her age into human years, she's a newborn.Therefore, going with her makes you a cradle robber. And you know who else was a cradle robber? The werewolf faggot from the Twilight book.Do you want to be remembered as that one fanboy who went so deep in Twilight that he ended up fucking a baby?
>>13035751I want to complain to Bybia that Kyouko is annoying everyone with her punk concert, and watch her handle the situation with ULTRAVIOLENCE and care.
>>13035849Byakuren.Hiji sounds retarded.
Is Kyouko a loli?
>>13035701Pretty certain it doesn't work that.
>>13034386All nekomatas have 2 tails. You're thinking of kitsunes. Orin is good to go, anon.
>>13037695Kitsunes only get a second tail after 100 years. Get your shit together, beast fucker.
>>13037896Kyouko is such a good girl! (pets head)
>>13035856Because Bybia doesn't, right? No sir, it does NOT sound retarded at all.
>>13038052Bybia sounds childish. Hiji sounds like an onomatopeia.
>>13026518Just self-insert yourself in some yuri, then?There's plenty of media for everybody.
You see a yamabiko scum in the distance. Suddenly, she turns around! It looks like she's about to wish you a good morning!! What do you do?
>>13038680Drop my pants and greet her first.
>one minute post timer>sage, age, image, no image makes no differenceThe gag isn't worth the time. What's a good multi-upload site to link to?
>>13038858Just post the source.
>>13037881I'll put my dick in whatever I see fit, you keep your opinions out of my sex life!
>>13038892Don't have it. Only have these eight panels and don't know the artist.
>>13038892>>13039048You don't recognize the art style?
Kyouko is a pervert flasher.
>>13035701>>13037695Orin is not a Nekomata. She is a Kasha.Nekomata are cats that turn into youkai by eating human flesh. Kasha are cats that turn into youkai by eating spirits. Nekomata have a forked tail and Kasha have two tails.
>>13039277>Orin is not a Nekomata. She is a Kasha.You are not a human. You're a nigger.>Nekomata have a forked tail and Kasha have two tails.The Irish eat po-tay-toes. The Latvians eat po-tah-toes.
>>13039277One way or another, number of tails != age.
>>13039423>is proven wrong>"s-s-shit, better call him a nigger"Do you know you're supposed to be 21+ to be here?
>>13040093Even when you are right, who are you quoting?
>>13040093Okay, since you're apparently too stupid to detect, much less understand analogies: Kasha are nekomata.Now keep greentexting away.
>>13040133>that hot opinion10/10. You sure convinced me with your claim, even through you "forgot" to support it with any sources. I'm totally sure that you're right, because someone calling other people niggers and stupids can't be wrong, no sir.
>>13040531>someone calling other people niggers and stupids can't be wrongcalling someone a retard and being right or wrong are completely orthogonal things
Pls take it easy
>>13040541Wow, I really feel like you're in the right, especially after you insulted me several times. Calling someone a nigger is obviously the best way to convince him that you're right. It's not like it's going to antagonize him and make him believe you're just bullshitting to win the argument because you have opinions that are differents than him. Surely, by calling the guy disagreeing with you a nigger, he'll suddenly listen to you and trust everything you say.He's certainly not going to think "well, talking with that /pol/tard is impossible, better squeeze some lulz out of him and then ignore him, because he can't contribute to that thread".No sir.
Please stop ruining my thread I worked very hard on the opening post.
>>13040650Is he eating her broom?What's the plan, telling Byakuren it disappeared?
>>13040575there's no need to write an essay because you're offended that someone called you dumb on the internetanswer is here anyway >>13040550
Alright. Let's we all just calm the fuck down and enjoy some cute yamabiko pictures.She's doing her punk rock band thing with Mystia. It's adorable. Love it or GTFO.
>>13040775It's funny because the guy you are replying to isn't even >>13039277I am. I didn't even care that I was called names. We're on 4chan. If you can't roll with the punches, you probably shouldn't even be here. Also, more yamabiko.
>>13040949You do realize people don't come for the music, but rather for the yamabiko's lewdness?
>>13041007You do realize the music IS when she's at her lewdest, right? She's a monk-in-training outside of that.
>>13041011You do realize she's shit at singing, that Byakuren beats the crap out of her each time she does, and that her popularity only comes from that short skirt she wears during concerts?She could just dance on stage, that would be the same. Except she wouldn't be beaten by Byakuren.
>>13041015How does that relate to her being lewd?If anything, her repeated attempts at something that only ends up getting her beaten hint at a spanking fetish. And with a mini-skirt for easy access, you just know that's what she expects out of all of this. The singing and parading around on a stage is just foreplay to her. Trust me, there's a puddle on that stage when she leaves it.At. Her. Lewdest.
>>13041028That... actually makes sense. I wonder if Byakuren is aware that she's basically giving Kyouko exactly what she wants.
I went ahead and checked. Kyouko's punk clothes are indeed shorter than her usual clothes. She's deliberaly wearing sexy clothes, so >>13041028 may be on to something here.
>>13041034She knows. And she loves it. She has a whole harem of cute youkai wrapped around her finger; she knows exactly what's going on here.Seriously, what kind of monk dresses in leather and carries around a dildo-shaped scroll?
>>13040976The problem is that you weren't actually called names.>>13041015You do realize what punk rock is, right? Why do you think she, and not Mystia, is doing main vocals? The main point is being loud, but going off tune is certainly a bonus.
>>13041084Well, that explains why the little girls in the Buddhist temple are wearing shorts, sexy skirts. Nue, Kyouko, Nazrin.I bet Byakuren takes any possible excuses to spank them.
That also explains why Nazrin is not living in the temple and try to avoid Byakuren. The mouse knew the nun's habits before she got sealed.
>>13040550>旧地獄に棲む嫌われ妖怪の一人、火車である。葬式になると現れて、死体を奪っていくという不吉な上に悲しみに追い打ちをかける嫌な妖怪だSymposium of Post Mystacism.
>>13041116>One of the living hated specter in the old hell, is Kasha. It appeared to be a funeral, it's unpleasant specter to add insult to injury to grief on ominous and that will take away the corpseI love Google Translate.
Just your average evening at the Myouren Shrine. Complete with the screams and the sound of a hand hitting bare, unprotected flesh.I hope the sounds of two young girls crying to themselves won't spoil your sleep. Sweet dreams, Anon~
>>13041015I think it is just Byakuren being uptight about it.
>Hi, Murasa>Are you sleeping?>Yeah.>Kyouko, if Byakuren catches us like, we'll be in a world of shit.>I am … in a world … of shit!
Come visit Myouren Temple! Lot of fun to have!Mantras! Vegan food! Ferals youkai! No wanking on the holy ground! Youkai singing at night and having the crap beaten out of them!Humans are allowed and "appreciated" by the youkai residents! Bringing soy sauce with you is appreciated and will make you popular!
>>13041379> soy sauceNo. Nothing good can come from soy sauce. They're too retarded to even mention.
>>13041388>implying youkai have good tasteWe're talking about creatures eating people.I'm fairly certain humans aren't good to eat, since they spend their lives running around and poisoning themselves. Poor meat/bones ratio there, mate.Not to mention that stress gives a shitty taste to the meat, which is why we try to kill animals without making them suffer.
>>13041401Who are you quoting?
>>13041401The reference -->Your head -->
>>13041456I'd rather not acknowledge the existence of that person at all, and keep pretending you're talking about the saucy stuff.
>>13041466Fair enough. My apologies then.
>>13041478Nah, that's okay. Through I saw the scum being called Shajee rather than FSS.Also, what with Kyouko and spanking? Between that and gaoo's Ufufu picture, it seems like the spanking virus is really spreading.Well, at least it developped my interest in the janitor youkai, so I don't really mind.
Say what you want about the spankfags, at least I enjoy these conversations a lot more than the usual picture dump along with the occasional "kyouko is cute" comment.
kyouko is cute
>>13041820Posts like this are worse than not contributing. This is anti-contributing. At least the pic dumpers are posting pics. If you really enjoy the conversations, join them.
>>13041491Worst artist.Delete that picture.
>>13041869That's not hammer.
>>13041859I'm not really into recent games, so I don't know much about Kyouko or even Hijiri. But I enjoy the fanwanking nonetheless.So, excuuuuuse me, but rather than post wild suppositions coming from someone who doesn't even know what he's talking about, I'd rather lurk quietly, and try to encourage the discussion.That, and the idea of a human nun spanking and terrorizing youkai is so silly that it's actually funny.At any rate, in the future, I'll just dump pics.
>>13041905Straight from a booru.
>>13041912Ha, you just wanted to shitpost, okay.Then I'm going to ignore everything you said and continue like I did before.
Why is Byakuren wearing such sexy underwears? It's not like she even has someone to appreciate them.
>>13041976For that matter, what's with the whole rope-bondage motif?
>>13042034I guess you don't spend a few centuries in Makai without picking a few habits.
>>13042034It's corset. There are no bras in Gensokyo, and sarashi isn't enough to contain her body. She needs to contain herself so her teachings will be effective.
someone post it already
>>13041976Byakuren has complete mastery over her bodyLewd
>>13041379Anybody else noticed the cross on her clothes?
>>13041491You have named that picture mimicking the pixiv naming convention, but with the number pointing to a completely different piece of art.For what purpose?
>>13042617It's the newest form of bullying. Now when you say "filename, retard", they can say it doesn't work.
All horny spanktalk apart, the Buddhists folks are probably the funniest to have around.Think about it : most youkai are total dickheads and faggots that enjoy stroking their own dicks while repeating to themselves how superior they are, compared to these feeble and weak humans.A few of them are actually decent, but in most cases, they don't consider humans as rivals, merely as cattles and playthings.And then there's Byakuren.She's a nun on top of being a witch, she uses holy magic as well as demon magic (because I don't think that it's a coincidence that her attacks look like Shinki's), and she has youkai that are so loyal to her that they put themselves in danger to save her.Not only that, but she also seems to really believe her Buddhist bullshit (to a degree).That woman is a walking paradox. I'm sure that if it wasn't for the fact that she uses magic, she could become a celestial. But then again, without said magic, she dies.And yes, I think she can beat the crap out of someone if she's pissed enough.
>>13042940>Originally derived from Buddhism, Byakuren then began using dark magic derived from aiding youkai to retain her youth, after her brother's death. Now, Byakuren specializes in "buffing" magic which increases her physical abilities, body, including strength, speed, and the five senses. Normally, however, she's only as strong as an average human. Ultimately, though she is called a saint, these powers are demonic in nature.There is nothing holy or nunlike about her.
Now, the interesting thing about Byakuren, is that she wasn't always the sanctimonious goody-two-shoes that we know and hate (or love). She (and most of the Buddhist cast) have more developped characters compared to the rest of the touhou girls.Murasa was a cursed ghost that was freed and became okay (through it's rumoured she has a drowning fetish), Nazrin is an underling that everyone shits on, but is really Bishamonten's trusted little mouse. Byakuren started as a hypocrit bitch that didn't want to die like her brother, and ended up as a nun leading a Buddhist temple and spreading a false religion.If only the rest of the cast was as interesting as her, it would be awesome.
Myourenji ftw, clearly.Now if only UFO was half as good as its characters...
>>13043023I found a nice way to explain UFO in a single sentence :>die while trying to get more lives
>>13043034>die while trying to get more livesGod, yes, this. The game's not too bad on normal but on hard+ chasing UFOs into a dense cloud of bullets only to have them change colors moments before you grab them is pure rage.
Do they even have bras in the Myouren Temple? I thought they were using some weirds bandages back in the days. Sashimi or something like that. Zarashi.
Here's my personal favorite. Kyouko's cute butt.
>>13043638What kind of edit would you like, then?
>>13043835How about no edit? It's a safe board, not a filthy red board for pedophiles.
>>13041084"Don't have sex" is one of the most important Buddhist precepts though.Byakuren's not a super-lewd lesbian, she's a ditzy airhead who can't keep track of her acolytes no matter what.
>>13043844Balls it is, then.
What a shame that even in Gensokyo, her kind is dying out.
>>13043846If she gets off by torturing and beating the little girls living at her place, she's technically not having sex.
>>13043969I guess me and her should repopulate
>>13044661How do yamabiko even reproduce?
>>13044686By screwing. How else? Since they often have last names, youkai must be able to have family lineages.
>>13044692Well her children are going to have my last name by the time I'm done with her.
>>13044723At least you're going to take responsibility.
>>13044940She's so cute when she's flustered
>>13042740Wrong, you should know these things anyway.
I don't know what it is about green hair but boy are green-haired girls the best.
>>13045080What about Wriggle?
>>13045198There's an exception to every rule, I suppose.
What the hell does a yamabiko even look like anyway.Most depictions I saw have her looking like some kind of grandma dog.
>>13045582They certainly look pretty goofy.
>>13045582Look no further than >>13043969
>>13045364Is it okay with Byakuren that her followers are tempting healthy young men to sin and shove genitals into various holes?
>>13045686Maybe it's her plan to lure in followers with all these cute girls in her temple.
>>13045738Or it's both. "Kill two birds with one stone" or something.1 - She has a lot of young girl in her shrine.2 - That way, she can beat them up to release her frustration.3 - And they bring more young followers to the temple.
>>13045756I think #2 is just your fetish leaking out.
>>13045768One doesn't spend a few centuries in Makai without picking the local habits.Not to mention that if Byakuren really wasn't sealing the various youkai she met, then nobody in Makai knew her. Therefore, they probably only saw her as a nun, and harassed/tried to eat her.I guess she had to figuratively break open a few skulls to be respected, otherwise she would've became the local cum dumpster.
>>13045768And if my fetish really was leaking out, I would be spamming pictures of Kyouko biting the pillow as she's being anally pounded by Noface's dick while holding back tears.That is, if such pictures existed, of course.
>>13045805You don't see pillow-biting that often. I think it's hotter when they clench the bed sheets anyway.
>>13045853True. In the best cases, it's both pillow-biting and sheet-grabbing. However, that picture is too lewd for that board. You're gonna get your picture erased at best, mate.Also,>no tail
>>13045364Wriggle IS a girl!
>>13045866I'm more worred about how her vagina ended up at her tailbone
>>13046956Actually her anus has a clitoris.
>>13047079So that's what all the boipussy nonsense was about!Kyouko is a trap!
>>13047138Now that's a trap I wouldn't mind having for myself.Touhou's full of traps anyways. What about Utsuho and her "third leg"? Miko being a man? And who the fuck knows what Kisume is hiding in that bucket of hers?
>>13047138>>13047848Please no, I couldn't take it if she turned out to be a trap.
>>13047138>>13047848Thanks for reminding me at how little 2hutrap doujins there are. >>13048036But that would be amazing, you sexually-malfunctioning trap-hating deviant.
>>13048432I don't want that. How can she get pregnant if she's a trap? The cons outweigh the pros.
>>13048036With all the symbolism ZUN uses in his character designs, why do you think she's always depicted with a broom - an object with a phallic shape? Why do you think she's always showing signs of stress and reciting sutras to herself? Why Mystia likes her so much? Or why Byakuren, a nun (sexually-repressed by definition), takes such an unnatural interest in having her close-by? Or why her breasts are so small?Kyouko lives with a dark, terrible secret!
>>13048477You know what I think? I think you're simply insane!
>>13048504Now I'm not denying that. But give what I posted some thought anyway. The boundary between madness and genius is paper-thin!
>>13048477Are you serious now? you need to get that autism checked.
>>13048460Pros:-No disgusting axe slit-Delicious boypussy-Cute trap dick-Can't get pregnant so you can fuck him as much as you want Cons:-Literally none It's a win-win. If only the "Touhou shota-fication" tag on Pixiv were more active.
>>13048477>>13048556>why do you think she's always depicted with a broomShe's a monk in training, and newbies always get the grunt work.>Why do you think she's always showing signs of stress and reciting sutras to herself?Her race is almost extinct.>Why Mystia likes her so much?A happy band is a good band.>Or why Byakuren, a nunShe is a magician. Villagers call her a nun after setting up the temple. She is not holy.>takes such an unnatural interest in having her close-by?Nazrin doesn't live in the temple and the rest of the bunch isn't worth cuddling.>Or why her breasts are so small?DAMNIT! She might be a man after all!
>>13048567I will not ball edit the yamabi娘
>>13048591"Yamabiko" literally means "Mountain Boy" though. Face it: Kyouko's an undercover shota.
>>13048602Kappa are male and no one calls Nitori a shota.
>>13048567>Cute trap dickNice oxymoron, jotting it down in my notepad.
>>13048672No-one's not calling Nitori a shota. This is a Kyouko thread - it just hasn't come up.
>>13048684I won't let you trap lovers take over this place. Little girls ONLY. Make a trap thread instead and take the yuri-hating trolls with you.
>>13048701But they ARE little girls. At heart. Your prejudice and overly-conservative attitude towards gender are a detriment to their sexual freedom, anon. Go sit in the corner.
Great, first spank, now trap.The force of Secondary knows no end.
>>13048701But trap threads have always been on /jp/. I was against them at first, but only because I was scared of those thoughts I tried to keep at bay, those thoughts I could not accept.How did you first get into it /jp/, who drew you in? When did you first notice that boys could love boys?
>>13048745You're not fooling anybody, trapfag
>>13048727There are boys, and there are girls. You don't just turn girls into buys whenever you feel like it. Your focus on the outside harms them inside.
All this prejudice is hurting Kyouko. :(
>>13048754I'm not a trapfag. But I understand what is going on. I just want to know who was the boy that planted the seeds of boylove in their hearts. For me it was the character I posted. I was also a young boy, and playing .hack, Elk made me feel some weird feelings that I did not understand until many years later.
>>13048791But I can do whatever I want, and apparently Japan agrees with me. (I like how boy!Kyouko in pic related looks practically the same as his female counterpart)
>>13048824oh no... his leg is diseased, its needs to be amputated before its too late!
>>13048796I'm sorry Kyouko! I just want to tenderly love you!
>>13048824>japan is one personNot even our lord and savior [email protected] wants to touch kyouko. She will always be female, inside and out. Go ruin some other touhou.
>>13048844>Not even our lord and savior [email protected]Thank you for reminding me that no one bought and scanned his latest doujin at the last Comiket.I'm still mad.
I want to hold her cold hands and warm them up.
>>13048873You mean this?
>>13048921Yes.If that's an actual copy and you have it then why haven't you scanned it?
what happened to this thread?
>>13049796Trapfags happened.At least the spankfag posted pictures and made sense, even through his obsession was tiring.
What are the probabilities that Byakuren collapses with foam in her mouth if I show her this picture?What are the probabilities of fun going on in Myourenji after Byakuren wakes up?
>>13049882What's the probability that I get an erection from imagining these two kissing each other backstage?I'll give you a hint: It's 100%.
>>13049923>Kyouko is gropping Mystia's assI think I know which one consider the other a dear friend and which one consider the other as a potential romantic relationship.Do you think Byakuren could also beat Mystia? Or isher authority limited to the people visiting her temple?Because otherwise, there are plenty of young girls in Gensokyo that could fall prey to the sadistic Buddhist witch.
>>13049932You mean Mystia, right? The ero bird that lures unsuspecting men to her in the middle of the night and the one that goes around shouting "chinchin" all the time? Kyouko is as innocent as they come.Also in SoPM Byakuren said she was going to punish Mystia for being a bad influence. Even the monk knows.
>>13049955>Also in SoPM Byakuren said she was going to punish Mystia for being a bad influence. Even the monk knows.I need to write a fapfic out of this single sentence.
Well, at least we know why they're standing during their concerts and never sitting.
>>13049955>The ero bird that lures unsuspecting men to her in the middle of the nightOnly to sell her miracle lamprey. She's a scammer, not a lustful whore.Through I wouldn't mind tasting her meat.
>>13026518>>you will never have the skill to manifest your inner desires into graphical form.
>>13026770>>13026770even her hand was already sore for all that spanking, was she a masochist?
>>13050053No. She'll be using her red, swollen hand to pretend she's been working hard on copying sutra scrolls when Akyuu will pass by and ask what has been going on, so that Akyuu praises her in her book and describes her as a hard-working saint instead of a sadistic witch that spanks her underlings on their bare bottoms while pretending it's for their own good.Don't underestimate Byakuren. By the time she finds an excuse to spank someone, she already knows how to kill two birds with one stone and improve her reputation while doing what she does best : bullying cute and adorable little youkai.Reaching enlightment under Byakuren's care is easy. Makes you wonder how Myouren was like.
>>13050082I don't get you, man. You can have the canon Byakuren, a benevolent authority figure teaching a bunch of technically evil beings proper conduct. That's a perfect setting right there.But no, you want to make her into some run-of-the-mill sadist instead. Is boner-killing your hobby?
>>13050353You're mistaking me for someone else.I'm the one thinking she's both. On the outside, she's a "benevolent" figure trying to spread her religion of tolerance. But inside her heart, she enjoys abusing her authority and doing whatever she wants without thinking of the consequences.After all, the rest of the buddhist cast looks up to her each time they have problems, but what can Byakuren do when she's the one having trouble? Pray to Buddha? We all know that praying doesn't fix anything on the long run, you may feel better, but the tentation will come back.And not only that, but perfection is tiresome. I'd rather have a conflicted Byakuren who spanks her disciples when they're doing bad things while repeating herself that it's for their own good but never admitting she's deeply enjoying that power she has over youkai over the perfect Byakuren that repeats "it's not nice to eat people".Conflicted characters are more interesting than perfect characters, and a Byakuren torn between her desire to be good and her desire to dominate cute little youkai is more interesting than a perfect Byakuren that can always control herself and doesn't even know where the dick goes and cleanse your thoughts just by standing here.And my boner is happy when I read story about character developpement that are actually good. Nothing worse in my opinion than a story that ends the same way it started, because it means that everything that happened during the story doesn't have any consequence on anything at all.Byakuren spanking youkai and trying to get rid of these dark fantasies of her while the Myourenji crew doesn't understand why she locked Kyouko in her room instead of spanking her as usual would be an interesting read. Too bad most fanfic writers would rather write "muh OC in gensokyo with muh waifu".
If I could make a video game, I would make a RPG with Byakuren where she's faced with several situations and has to make choices and balance her witch side (egotistical desires, power-hunger) with her buddhist side (selflessness, goody two-shoes crap).The more she turns into a witch, the more personal she gets, and the more she turns into a buddhist, the more powerful the team becomes, while Byakuren herself is weakening.
>>13050507>the more personal she getsI meant "the more powerful".Ha well, I can't code, so this will stay a dream.
>>13049802Oh please, we're a billion times better than the yurifags currently shitting up this thread.
>>13050495I do not believe it's possible to "mistake" you for anything when the only thing I'm replying to is a single post. Silly.The problem with developing from your own headcanon is that the underlying assumptions you make will not be shared by other fans of the setting you use. In practice, it's no less a self-masturbatory endeavor than your self-insert gently loving your waifu. I'm not telling you not to do it. I'm telling you it does not resonate with me, and you shouldn't be surprised when it doesn't resonate with others either. The more so the more of your own ideas you try to add to it. This is not your "developed" character vs. other writers' plain and boring ones. This is your fap fantasy vs. canon.And yes, if Byakuren realized she's tempted by earthly desires, she'd go meditate (not "pray", since Buddhists don't pray per se). That's the entire fucking point of Buddhist practice. And it's obviously worked for her in quite a long run already, seeing all the perks she's gotten from it.
>>13051055>no argument to prove me wrong>just a vague "dude, that's not canon"I'm so sad for you, you try so hard to be relevant, but you don't have the capacity to join in a discussion, so all you can do is pointing out the obvious and hoping that's enough. That's extremely sad that the only thing you noticed with a post discussing an alternative interpretation of a character is that it's just fanwank.Now, can you go away and leave the adults together? We were enjoying this discussion before you barged in and started accusing people of not sharing your cool opinion.Nice job figuring out that most of my post was supposition and interpretation when I said several time that it was how I preferred Byakuren, not how she was really like. The other nice job you made was the huge "moving the goalposts" thing, as you went from "you made her a run-of-the-mill sadist" to "this is your fap fantasy".But I guess not everyone has the intelligence to understand what a fan discussion is.Good bye kid. See ya when you'll learn when canon is relevant, and when it's ignored.
This secondary heresy needs to end.Bring back the Primary Marines.
>>13051261Yeah how dare people having fun?! We must stop them! Nobody should be allowed to have fun!!
>>13051261>any fantheory made for fun is automatically made by secondaries, because primaries never talk about anything at all, and never even smile
>>13051272>>13051281Ideally, one should strict to the canon, and not wander to secondary wank.
>>13051055>The problem with developing from your own headcanon is that the underlying assumptions you make will not be shared by other fans of the setting you useHence why he explained it in that giant wall of text, genius.>>13051303Ideally, your opinion goes in the trash while we talk about fun stuff.
Make a new thread, he said.You didn't listen.
>>13051317Heresy rises from idleness, but I will be fine if it's contained.
ok in all seriousness no one cares about whats canon and whats not so can we get back to bullying the dumb yappy little mutt
>>13051330I do care about canon though.Yamabiko is no mutt either.
>>13051334You can care about canon if you want.But barging in a fun discussion just to say "HEY I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND I SAY THIS ISN'T CANON SO STOP TALKING ABOUT WHAT I DON'T LIKE" is stupid. If you don't like the discussion but want to contribute to the thread, dump pictures. Otherwise, all you're doing is shitposting.>>13051327Heresy rises from the punished small bottom of the cutest yamabiko tortured by the violently sadist nun.
>>13051372This is not really canonical though.Even Byakuren's dark side is speculation, as much as I want it to be true.
>>13051372And while I'm posting Myouren, I'd like to point out that even Myouren isn't the average monk you can step on all you want. That fag's not really nice.>>13051385There are many cool things that we wish to be true.The former Hakurei Maiden character, for example. Supposely Reimu's mother, fights youkai with her DAMN BARE HANDS, has scars all over her body.Fan character.Mima. The Evil Spirit from the PC-98 era, rumoured to be back each time a new touhou is announced.Fan character by now.Same with Rika, Shinki, Yumemi and even Youki.There are many really cool things in the fanon.
>>13050547It's better like that, isn't it?
>>13051397None of the PC-98 are fan characters and Youki is canon.
>>13051405>None of the PC-98 are fan charactersHaving them talking with windows character is considered cross-over.And while Youki is canon, his appearance is never shown, therefore drawn!Youki is fanon. Same with drawn!Myouren.Now, back on topic with Kyouko.
>>13051413I suppose I am content with the fact arts of Youki and Myoren are non-canon.
>>13051422Good for you.At any rate, I found a picture "proving" that Byakuren is so violent that her entire crew is terrified of her. Pic related.
>>13051431Goddammit, Byakuren isn't some evil sadist, she's a ditzy airhead
Byakuren's sadistic urges aren't fulfilled with the little girls, so someone else has to pay!
>>13051479The only airhead in Gensokyo is Sakuya, and she's irrelevant here.
Trap confirmed. Now quit your bitching and remember: you can't spell "canon" without "anon".
>>13051547I can see /jp/ on the right.
>>13051547That doesn't prove anything.I can post that picture of a bearded alice and claim she was actually a lumberjack all along, that doesn't confirm anything.
And so the primaries continue to debate the secondaries. The word of the former is law, but care was nowhere to be found. The imagination of the latter runs deep, but is ill-received. And so the dance continues, the pillars of Touhou fandom forged between the two warring tribes...DANCE, MY PUPPETS! DANCE FOR ME!!
>>13051540But SoPM does literally everything it can to paint Byakuren as an airhead with her "eeeeh my youkai are doing what?" and her idealistic ditziness.
>>13051620Given Byakuren's tone when she says she's going to have a talk with her punk yamabiko, I would personally replace "idealistic ditziness" by "evil nun from the demon world".And Kyouko's screwed anyway. Her only consolation is that Byakuren isn't as bad as Keine.
Cool. The captcha for this post was "eckoz".
>>13051643Post more long-haired Kyouko.
Well, thread reached autosage and discussion is dead. Too bad.I'll make a wicked buddhists thread later so that we can figure out Shou's and Ichirin's dark sides.
Autosage a funkiller. :(
>>13051372>"HEY I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND I SAY THIS ISN'T CANON SO STOP TALKING ABOUT WHAT I DON'T LIKE"Only that's not what I said. I respect your right to your own fap fantasy, but it's getting so self-referential and removed from any solid basis that it's pretty much impossible to discuss. You fantasize in public, so let people respond. Or do you prefer we just imagedump and shout past each other?
>>13051853Autosage itself isn't a bother.I just KNOW that once a thread is no longer constantly bumped, you can be sure that it'll be archived/deleted the moment the discussion starts being interesting again.At any rate, here's a recap of what's been said so far :1) Kyouko is part of a punk music band.2) Byakuren routinely beats her to convince her to leave said band.3) Kyouko may or may not enjoy being beaten by Byakuren.4) Nazrin stopped living in the temple because she knows of Byakuren's dark side.5) Nue may be beaten once in a while.6) Mystia doesn't live in the temple but isn't safe from Chicago Hijiri.7) Byakuren may have a double personality.8) Kyouko is cute.9) Moralfags gonna moral.
>>13051899>Mystia doesn't live in the temple but isn't safe from Chicago Hijiri.>Byakuren may have a double personality.I question these two.
>>13052025>Mystia doesn't live in the temple but isn't safe from Chicago Hijiri.I thought that one was explained earlier in the thread but I can't find it.
>>13051899>not making a new thread>not lobbying for the alternate bump method
Goodbye yahoo girl!