Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:50:49 2015 No.13023918 [Reply] [Original]

Remember to always praise the Daughteru.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:51:34 2015 No.13023921 >>13023918 I hate desert girls!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:51:39 2015 No.13023922 File: 113 KB, 620x877, 1395732606929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023918 First for the Spice must flow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:52:06 2015 No.13023923 File: 237 KB, 1595x2000, 1409258115471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [bullying intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:52:41 2015 No.13023924 >>13023921 Oh you little bugger, didn't you say you'd stop?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:53:28 2015 No.13023928
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So I finally sat my ass down and got some more writing done.
http://pastebin.com/NjKtFVKb

In which a young knight rubs down an Apophis in the bath.

Though sadly, the focus is more on her and not on the actual massaging act. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:53:41 2015 No.13023931 >>13023922 Sandworms are truly the most beautiful of all the girls. I would do anything for her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:53:43 2015 No.13023932 File: 283 KB, 450x612, 3921d67354f0f0feea1d7fce959c504d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023918 Mice are best dakis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:53:59 2015 No.13023933 >>13023924 Anon the first thing you should know about me is that I am a huge liar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:55:00 2015 No.13023937 >>13023932 Good evening, nyanon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:55:12 2015 No.13023938 >>13023933 Sasuga, Villain-kun.

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Mon Feb 9 03:56:09 2015 No.13023943 File: 788 KB, 1082x1394, b9vBowC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Proper bio for Chris is now up. http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/85548586/Christophaclies

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:57:01 2015 No.13023946 >>13023923 Please bully her nicely, she cries easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:57:45 2015 No.13023948 >>13023938 Goodnight, future alp-chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:58:49 2015 No.13023951 >>13023946 I'm going to show her Passchendaele and no one is going to stop me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:59:39 2015 No.13023955 File: 700 KB, 992x1402, fox-44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:00:22 2015 No.13023958 >>13023951 What's the price of a mile, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:00:55 2015 No.13023963 >>13023951 That's mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:01:46 2015 No.13023965 >>13023958 Roughly 250,000 human lives.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:02:21 2015 No.13023968

>>13023951
>your waifu will never tightly grip you after showing her multiple war movies and documentaries in a row
>she will never let you leave the house for a week, making sure to never hurt you

Oh man it would be even worse if you did that to your daughteru when she needs to be punished

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:02:22 2015 No.13023969
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So after it being brought up in the last thread, I watched Edward Scissorhands.

I'm depressed now, but god damn does that concept work perfectly with Monster Girls. Writefags, please. Heck, what are some Monster Girls that would fit that? Last thread it was brought up one being a Big Dragon Girl and a frail human boy, but what else? A massive Arachne and a human boy with Arachnaphobia? A Manticore with particularly potent and large stingers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:02:43 2015 No.13023971 I'm still a bit creeped out that Chowder somehow knew who I was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:02:49 2015 No.13023973 >>13023955 I may or may not want Auntie Yuuna to bully and tease me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:03:29 2015 No.13023976 File: 666 KB, 705x972, 1410363954504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not wanting to be buried in tits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:03:47 2015 No.13023977 >>13023948 >future alp-chan >future Yes. Future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:04:55 2015 No.13023981 >>13023973 >People will think of Yuuna anytime a fox is posted Alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:06:18 2015 No.13023987 >>13023971 You are staking each one of the MGKs and voting for Anubis every time. It's not like he's also the guy who can tell who you are from the way you type.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:06:26 2015 No.13023988 I'm six foot one and I look like I could kill a man just by looking at him wrong, but when I see a spider bigger than a nickle I scream like a bitch. God help me if I see an Arachne or Ushi

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:06:28 2015 No.13023989 >>13023968 If I need to punish her, I could tell her that boys as young as 15 lied about their age to join the war, only to die virgins in a land thousands of miles away from home. Or tell her how many men her great-grandfather killed in Iwo Jima.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:07:19 2015 No.13023992 File: 1.66 MB, 1995x1145, Hathraammysfw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:07:33 2015 No.13023993 >>13023989 Better yet. Tell your weeb daughteru about the nuke dropped on the Japanese

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:08:02 2015 No.13023998 >>13023951 As long as you don't bully her like: http://youtu.be/Hkb1XLn3IsU?t=22m15s We'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:08:30 2015 No.13024000 >>13023992 Praise the sun

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:08:42 2015 No.13024002 >>13023988 When I was in the army, I knew a guy who was afraid of not only spiders, but all things small and crawly. He once ran out of the tent half-naked because he saw a hairy caterpillar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:09:12 2015 No.13024006 >>13023971 It doesn't take a genius to bridge that connection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:12:35 2015 No.13024010 >>13023928 This is, like, a part of something bigger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:13:16 2015 No.13024011 >>13024010 I'm hoping it will be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:13:56 2015 No.13024013 >>13024011 Apophis flashbacks please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:15:22 2015 No.13024016 >>13024002 I went out camping with some friends once and I straight up roundhouse kicked him in the back because there was a spider on him. To this day they say it was the fastest I have ever moved in my life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:16:05 2015 No.13024019 >>13023987 Well, I guess. But that only shows that I pay attention to Anubis. But it is hard to miss the abysmal nature of the Girtablilu he puts in... Wouldn't it be crazy if he was Creeper-kun too though? >>13024006 I-I don't...wait, AnonMD?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:17:35 2015 No.13024024 >>13024013 You mean, now, or...? Cuz I don't think I would get to writing a full chapter on what happened.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:17:39 2015 No.13024025 >>13023981 I'm just as surprised by it as you are, anon. I'm surprised anyone remembers her at all to be honest. I don't think I did good on that one in retrospect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:18:31 2015 No.13024027 >>13024024 >now I'm not in that much of a hurry. At all would be enough. >

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:19:10 2015 No.13024028 >>13023928 >If I got to sleep with three handsome men cuddling up to me like this, I'd die on the spot What a slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:20:11 2015 No.13024030 >>13024025 Wasn't your best. Got anything new in the works?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:20:12 2015 No.13024031 File: 1.26 MB, 1280x720, 1407564085194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you an insecure Saiyan General?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:21:54 2015 No.13024033 >>13024031 No, those saiyans have a nasty habit of dying repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:21:58 2015 No.13024034 >>13024031 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:22:35 2015 No.13024036 >>13024028 >tfw Medusa is probably going to be the crowd's hate-favorite Oh dear, what have I done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:23:25 2015 No.13024037 File: 245 KB, 698x1000, 1423463715976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't get it, why is this creepy? All I'm getting is a boner from those eyes.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:23:29 2015 No.13024038

>>13024030
Still plodding along on the Kejourou story, and am seriously thinking about cutting most of the smut since it's supposed to be a healing story rather than just porn. I've got the main plot for the Manticore+Paladin police story down, though, so I should be able to move quickly into that and finish it by the end of this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:24:52 2015 No.13024040 >>13024037 It's ok anon, we can't all have proper self-preservation instincts, jut stay away from high cliffs and poisonous animals

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:25:20 2015 No.13024041 >>13024036 I was just kidding, but given how that was the case back with the greentexts a few threads ago, you're probably right regardless. >>13024038 >Manticore + Paladin Police Story Sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:25:45 2015 No.13024042 >>13024037 Oh god shoot it with a shotgun and don't stop until you're sure she's dead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:25:58 2015 No.13024043 >>13024040 But red eyes are pretty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:27:01 2015 No.13024047 >>13024042 I like your idea. It's even better if she's a ghost!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:27:07 2015 No.13024048 >>13024019 Creeper-kun's still here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:27:21 2015 No.13024049 >>13023918 this thread comes at a good time for me.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:28:54 2015 No.13024053

>>13024041
It could be interesting.
I'm not so sure how well mgt will take a protagonist and MC in his mid forties when his romantic interest is in her early twenties. Still, people wanted somewhat gentle taildom so they're getting it.
Anyway, the general premise is that a paladin-police officer is working for internal affairs to root out corruption, but is saddled with a rookie straight out of MGCU with her criminal law degree. You know, cop movie stuff, but one of them is a manticore and the other is a reasonable paladin. Also, they fall in love despite his best efforts to encourage her to find someone younger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:29:21 2015 No.13024054 >>13024043 You sound like a fly or something that's going towards a bug zapper. Have fun anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:29:42 2015 No.13024056 File: 333 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023918

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:31:06 2015 No.13024060 How do you feel about Nightmares?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:31:44 2015 No.13024062 File: 319 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023922

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:32:27 2015 No.13024063 >>13024056 Look who's here! Now it's a party!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:34:04 2015 No.13024069 File: 294 KB, 721x1000, why is she so soft and adorable.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024054 You're just close minded and can't see true beauty. Pic related is my waifu. Ghosts are great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:34:05 2015 No.13024070 >>13024060 my waifu had one when I showed her the knife scene from Saving Private Ryan, poor girl was clutching her chest and crying hysterically until she woke up oh, you meant the horse pussy one. They're alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:34:06 2015 No.13024071 >>13024053 Interesting premise. Quite different from the other story involving a cop and a manticore. Looking forward to reading it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:34:14 2015 No.13024074 File: 198 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023923

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:34:20 2015 No.13024075

>>13023969
>A massive Arachne and a human boy with Arachnaphobia
There was a good greentext like that in the thread before last I think?
>A Manticore with particularly potent and large stingers?
A manticore with toxic venom was also mentioned in that thread I think

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:35:07 2015 No.13024078 >>13024060 One of only three girls I'd call a "Waifu".

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:36:18 2015 No.13024082 File: 265 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023928

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:36:24 2015 No.13024083

>>13023928
Was a good read. Made me rather interested in the Apophis' history.

So like, Apophis Street Rat taken in by Pharaoh Princess, and lives happily in the Palace, until the day some Divine Entity convinces her to do something horrible that ruins everything? Sounds like pretty 'good' suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:36:24 2015 No.13024084 >>13024069 I'm sorry anon but if I look at a girl and think "oh god shoot it with a shotgun using shells laced with holy water" I think I'd rather do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:37:02 2015 No.13024086 >>13024069 I want to jump into her arms while she's trying to be all edgy and spooky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:38:44 2015 No.13024087 >>13024084 But the scary ghost is a separate part of her. The good part is %100 qt

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:39:03 2015 No.13024088 File: 210 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023932

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:40:06 2015 No.13024090 >>13024083 Yeah, that's the gist of what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:40:10 2015 No.13024091 >>13024087 She's still getting sent back to hell, or wherever the fuck she came from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:41:20 2015 No.13024095 >>13024090 Well, not exactly hard to figure out. Still, could be interesting to read if you ever do write a flashback chapter like that other anon was asking about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:42:09 2015 No.13024101 File: 193 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023943

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:42:11 2015 No.13024102 File: 270 KB, 904x1300, Lewd Ghost.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024091 But she's so nice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:44:08 2015 No.13024105 File: 273 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023955

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:44:20 2015 No.13024106 >>13024102 Y'know apparently this same artist started a new series that seemed to epitomize "Harem a shit". I read the first two chapters, and have no idea if it's even still going on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:44:32 2015 No.13024107 >>13024102 >You will never be dressed by a cute ghost after you passed out because you got a surprise face full of ghost tits

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:44:36 2015 No.13024108 >>13024102 Back. To. Hell. No exceptions! I take pride in knowing that I'd be all alone in a monster girl setting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:45:38 2015 No.13024111 >>13024108 You're a fucking shit mate. Nothing but fear and hatred for what you don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:46:02 2015 No.13024112 File: 267 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023976

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:46:12 2015 No.13024113 >>13023971 You are the easiest person here to recognize. If its a post about Anubis then you're generally behind it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:46:58 2015 No.13024116 >>13024108 But they just want to see your smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:47:06 2015 No.13024117 >>13024113 But neither my post nor any in the chain had anything to do with Anubis!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:47:40 2015 No.13024119 >>13024111 You know it. That kind of ignorance is what's kept me alive for so long, no way am I ditching it if MGs become real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:48:26 2015 No.13024121 >>13024119 You're weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:48:40 2015 No.13024122 File: 364 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023992

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:49:23 2015 No.13024124 >>13024108 >>13024119 You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:49:29 2015 No.13024125 >>13024119 That's a very strange mindset for someone in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:50:54 2015 No.13024130 >>13024121 I'm a survivor. I haven't been betrayed once in my whole life and I intend on keeping it that way. I mean, sure it gets lonely but what can you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:52:37 2015 No.13024134 File: 319 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024031

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:54:21 2015 No.13024142 File: 478 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024037

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:54:45 2015 No.13024143

>>13024106

The artist is Maybe.

That's the general sentiment for the series it seem. Magio, the group that did Dusk Maiden dropped it.

Personally I think it's still to early to write it off. There's barely been any interaction with the second girl at all and the MC is still dead set on having the first girl be the target of his affection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:54:50 2015 No.13024145 >>13024130 >But what can you do? Uh...there's a number of things you can do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:55:45 2015 No.13024149 >>13024143 Yeah I read the first 3 and then didn't bother checking back for any. Seems it's up to 8 on Batoto now, so I might as while catch up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:57:03 2015 No.13024152 File: 678 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024069

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:58:04 2015 No.13024154 >>13024145 Anon if being an unlikable jerk has kept me from being betrayed and safe all these years, why would I stop? I mean sure I might have lost a good amount of potential friends but that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:58:49 2015 No.13024156 What the hell is with all these random blingee pictures clogging up our picture count?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:59:45 2015 No.13024158 >>13024154 I mean, to each their own, I suppose. >>13024156 Don't worry about it, anon. Just ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:59:45 2015 No.13024159 >>13024156 I was wondering that too. I was assuming everyone was ignoring him though. Which is what I plan to do. But yeah, he's a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:00:02 2015 No.13024162 >>13024156 Just keep quiet and report.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:00:09 2015 No.13024163 File: 309 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024102

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:00:25 2015 No.13024164 >>13024154 So instead of at least attempting to be happy and possibly I repeat POSSIBLY being betrayed, you prefer being a sad little shit for your entire life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:00:48 2015 No.13024168 >>13024154 You're confusing the 3DPD world with the 2D world. Both need different standards applied to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:02:17 2015 No.13024171 >>13024164 Yep, being happy makes you a target anon. It's better to suffer behind a mask of dudebro jerkness and ignored than being a target.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:04:25 2015 No.13024179 >>13024171 Just keep telling yourself that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:05:26 2015 No.13024183 Can we please stop responding to the guy blogging about his life?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:06:38 2015 No.13024185 >>13024179 Yeah it is. You see if you act like that and push monsters away, you got a good chance at getting one you want. All according to plan anon, all according to plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:07:30 2015 No.13024189 >>13023923 I want to be her childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:08:23 2015 No.13024191 >>13024189 But you already are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:09:04 2015 No.13024192 File: 36 KB, 600x450, DEUS VULT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like paladin stories. I'v exhausted the pastebin of paladin stories. Write more paladin stories! My ego demands it!

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:10:32 2015 No.13024195

>>13024189
>You will never be the childhood friend to a shy little Apophis
>You will never watch her get teased when she invites you to her house, and you meet her adoptive Pharaoh mother
>You will never constantly be by her side as she grows up (And fills out in all the right places)
>You will never have the scorn and envy of every guy in high school for the gorgeous grapesnake who clings and hangs off you with a majestic smile on her face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:13:21 2015 No.13024200 File: 294 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024192

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:15:14 2015 No.13024203 >>13024195 Honestly the species isn't that important for me. I just want to grow up with a monster childhood friend. Though a childhood friend dragon has a special appeal for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:16:48 2015 No.13024204 >>13024203 Cause she'd show you her hoard of chocolate coins?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:17:49 2015 No.13024206

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother Greyguard update which sees a very brief return to Ranuinne. I can't help but notice that if not for the more regular updates greyguard has compared to the others, my shorter stories far outstrip the longer one in terms of views. Is it because it's so damn long? Just curious. 'cause it's only gunna get longer, huehuehue

Update starts at line 1707

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:18:04 2015 No.13024208 >>13024204 I hadn't considered that. That's fucking weapons grade cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:21:01 2015 No.13024216 >>13024192 What kind of paladin stories? That doesn't narrow it down. Gauf mentioned in this thread that one was on the way, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:22:41 2015 No.13024221 >>13024216 Smiting paladins, redeemed paladins, fallen paladins. Any flavour of religious/idealogical zealotry is good zealotry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:23:02 2015 No.13024222 >>13024208 >Eating chocolate coins with her >Not knowing something is off >Maybe it's the Wersheep eyeballing you through the window, or the Wurm pretending to be a chocolate coin, but you just can't put your finger on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:24:07 2015 No.13024223 >>13024221 >redeemed >paladin I.... Don't think it works like that. We'll see.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:24:57 2015 No.13024225

>>13024203
I can agree with that anon. Childhood Friends a best. Shame every girl I've known since childhood turned out "Normal".

Dragons also a best.
Wyverns are good too, pretty well designed for childhood friend fantasies.

>Still haven't started on that Dragoon Academy Story
>Still haven't finished Pharaoh and Apophis Story

I need to figure out better ways to motivate myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:25:24 2015 No.13024227 >>13024223 Bah, I'm not thinking straight. By redeemed I meant a paladin that falls down and gets back up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:26:13 2015 No.13024229 >>13024227 Define "Falls down", in this case.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:26:45 2015 No.13024230 >>13024225 >implying any of those girls would ever consider you as a mate

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:26:50 2015 No.13024231 >>13024227 Ah, that makes sense. Repentant sinners, huh? Sometimes it takes a long fall to show you how high you can get. Nowhere to go but up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:27:15 2015 No.13024233 >>13024229 Loses faith in its cause.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:27:56 2015 No.13024236 >>13024230 I thought we were being nice to each other for once anon, why've you gotta be like that? Unless you were talking about the real ones, in which case, obviously they wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:28:50 2015 No.13024238 >>13024236 The real ones, although I suppose that would apply to imaginary girls if they could meet you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:29:46 2015 No.13024240 >>13024238 Well, still hurts either way anon. Can't we just go back to being nice to each other for once?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:30:38 2015 No.13024243 >>13024227 how many paladin are there exactly

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:30:40 2015 No.13024244 >>13024240 Sure,whatever. The first step to solving a problem is admitting it exists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:31:32 2015 No.13024245 File: 260 KB, 1200x753, 1422166211436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Make her happy and blazing, snoopguy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:31:52 2015 No.13024246 >>13024244 You're not solving a problem so much as just finding an excuse to be a dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:33:10 2015 No.13024249 >>13024243 As many as it takes to reclaim jerusalem.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:34:03 2015 No.13024252

>>13024243
It depends what you mean by "how many". In MGC? MGE?

In MGC there are probably about a thousand Paladins total, though only half of them are currently active and faithful. There are no active paladin orders, since the church is minor and its back broken, most Paladins don't even worship the chief god as much as an intangible god or goddess of justice.

In MGE, Paladins likely number in the tens of thousands, with most being Heroes or knights, but a few wandering do-gooders to dispense justice, healing, and mercy. Paladin orders are fairly common, and are attached to knightly orders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:34:23 2015 No.13024253 File: 358 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024245

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:34:37 2015 No.13024254 >>13024244 >Implying anyone here will ever be anything than a creepy little faggot. >Stalking the internet >Fantasizing about Monster Girls and Waifus >Wasting away, absent to the passing of the real world. >Destined to die old, cold, and alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:36:31 2015 No.13024256 >>13024254 Who let this edgy, cynical fuck in here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:36:49 2015 No.13024257 >>13024254 It's not impossible to have multiple interests and do more with your life. I have friends, go to bars, go to the gym, and like weird manga porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:38:18 2015 No.13024260 >>13024256 What? It's true. The vast majority of people here are delusional failures who contribute nothing to the world around them. The "Solution" the other anon mentioned a moment ago? It's a bullet to each of our heads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:39:41 2015 No.13024263 >>13024260 When you kill yourself, pls stream it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:40:46 2015 No.13024266 >>13024260 >contribute nothing But anon, we contribute to one another!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:40:55 2015 No.13024267 >>13024260 Speak for yourself, not all of us are NEETs. For some this is a small hobby, a distraction for a couple of minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:41:47 2015 No.13024269 >>13024267 >couple of minutes What do you get out of a thread like this in "a couple of minutes"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:42:14 2015 No.13024270 >>13024260 >not contributing to the circle of life >being a sentient computer virus Nice try, faggot.exe

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:42:49 2015 No.13024273 >>13024263 >Implying I have the balls to off myself >Implying I'm not a selfish asshole who's decided to keep living. >Knowing that he's just wasting people's time, money and resources by doing so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:43:55 2015 No.13024276 >>13024273 I didn't know making yourself suffer was selfish

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:43:56 2015 No.13024277 >>13024254 >implying I'm a creepy little faggot MC-kun, don't force your opinions on others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:44:51 2015 No.13024279 >>13024276 Of course it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:44:53 2015 No.13024280 >>13024269 I read fast. Couple of laughs, some cute stories, and some images. It's not like you need to spend your time mashing the refresh or update to enjoy the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:51:08 2015 No.13024298 >>13024252 I'd say they would actually be pretty rare. 'Holy knight' archetypes would be common, but paladins are supposed to be the best and most true-hearted among them. Like regular army vs special forces.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:54:56 2015 No.13024304

>>13024298
A paladin would be rare, true, which is why there are only 500 in a metropolis. And honestly they are most interested in dealing with crime, suffering and poverty, so social work and policing work.

In MGE, on the other hand, God herself is still dishing out powers like it's going out of style, so rather than the usual vigorous tests of character, love of goodness and justice they probably give paladinhood to any particularly virtuous knight, rather than them really earning it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:55:33 2015 No.13024305 >>13024252 i actually tried to ask how many paladin stories are there, but fucked it up, still is good to know this info, there is never enough knowledge

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:55:56 2015 No.13024307 >>13024298 >>13024304 >more paladin talk Eww.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:57:27 2015 No.13024313 >>13024307 Infidel detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:58:47 2015 No.13024318 >>13024307 Creature of wickedness detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:58:51 2015 No.13024319 >>13024313 This poster is under the protection of the Mooquisition.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:59:38 2015 No.13024324

>>13024305
He's really pulling all of it out of his ass.

MGE never uses the term paladin, and their role is provided functionally by heroes.

MGC doesn't have official anything and has ranged from remnants of the Order to Paladin highschool programs that promote chastity to Community Paladin police forces to Riot Knights to a group of 12 special investigators with the title of Paladin that function like the Texas Rangers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:59:55 2015 No.13024325 >>13023965 Wouldn't it be more along the lines of 90,000 a mile? My math sucks but it would be around there or something right? Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:01:24 2015 No.13024329 >>13024324 Well, yeah. But Paladin is mentioned ALL THE TIME in threadcanon as godblessed holy Knights.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:03:34 2015 No.13024337 File: 1.53 MB, 2304x2912, mg bad ends.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well? What is your choice? And someone tell me what font this is, I think I might make a new one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:04:24 2015 No.13024340 >>13024337 Don't know about the font, but Krampus all the way.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:04:39 2015 No.13024341

>>13024324
You're right in that he's pulling shit out of his ass, and that the MGE never uses the term "Paladin".

But Heroes are a bit more complicated. Based on what I can recall from the settings documents, "The Order" divides itself into two factions. Normal parishioners and such, and a more militarized group that would likely act as "Paladins". Heroes, meanwhile, are something almost entirely separate. They are "God's Chosen", blessed and empowered by the Chief God with the express purpose of taking down the Demon Lord.

Out of the Fallen Maidens, for instance, both Wilmarina and Sasha were "Heroes", but only Sasha was a straight-up member of the Order, and as a pious nun, rather than a Paladin.

I'm not entirely sure where "Magical Girls" like Mimiru fit in.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:06:43 2015 No.13024346

>>13024329
And slut is used for any girl that's gotten laid once before their current boyfriend. If you're talking about specifics in a conversation, then you talk about specfics or at least use a qualifier.

Instead you're saying "This is" and "There are" like they're facts. Is it so hard to type "I would think" or "I like to think" to show that you're giving nothing but pure headcanon speculation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:06:50 2015 No.13024347 >>13024325 Ok, I broke out a calculator for this and it is aparently 83,333 men per mile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:09:26 2015 No.13024354 I want to fuck an invisible MG for how kinky it would be!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:10:44 2015 No.13024359 >>13024354 I remember and episode of Buffy Vampireslayer where Buffy had turned invisible and then proceeded to have sex with Spike for this reason.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:11:23 2015 No.13024361

>>13024346
Well seeing as there is nothing BUT rampant speculation for MGC, I'm not particularly worried about that part, as it's literally all up to the individual author.
As for the MGE part: yes, I probably should have qualified it. Sorry? That doesn't mean that the thread doesn't talk about Paladins literally non stop instead of 'order knights/soldiers' like they officially are in canon. They are generally agreed to have certain characteristics (armored, use a melee weapon, generally combat monsters, have divine blessings or at least holy magic, etc). I think there's less to worry about here than you might think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:14:27 2015 No.13024370 File: 268 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024337

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:16:54 2015 No.13024373 >>13024359 That is literally the only scene of Buffy I remember.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:23:37 2015 No.13024380 >>13024359 >>13024373 Only scene from Buffy I remember, or indeed have even actually ever seen, gave me a blood fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:30:35 2015 No.13024380,1 Is Amy Rose a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:30:53 2015 No.13024400 >>13024373 >Spike, what are you doing? >Pushups... >In the bed? >Yes. >Naked? >Yes. Priceless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:35:37 2015 No.13024408 File: 758 KB, 1024x1271, goat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Chubby, shy satyr with glasses

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:37:58 2015 No.13024412 >>13024408 So it would seem. But I don't see any Chupacabra hickies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:39:58 2015 No.13024416 >>13024408 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I find this level of chub acceptable

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:40:52 2015 No.13024422 What would be a fun name for the island Philosowurm lives on?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:41:00 2015 No.13024423

>>13024408

Why do people with a glasses fetish almost never like the good ones? It's always some ridiculous 60's horn rim look or big round nerdy ones. Whatever happened to a tasteful professional look that doesn't look like some overly severe librarian wearing headgear half a century out of date?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:42:03 2015 No.13024424 >>13024423 >overly severe librarian wearing headgear half a century out of date Isn't that what the fetish is about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:43:08 2015 No.13024425 >>13024424 No. And that's why so much of the content blows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:43:43 2015 No.13024428 >>13024423 I like half-frames. >>13024422 The Isle of Contemplizard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:44:04 2015 No.13024431 >>13024422 Isla Nublar

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:44:38 2015 No.13024433 >>13024428 >Contemplizard I feel like this would require some kind of a story behind it. >>13024431 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:45:00 2015 No.13024434 >>13024428 >I like half-frames. I like you. We can be friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:47:06 2015 No.13024436 >>13024433 It's the island from Jurassic park.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:48:25 2015 No.13024437 >>13024436 Explain further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:49:31 2015 No.13024440 >>13024436 It's okay buddy. I got your reference. Why would she be on an island anyway though? Scientists and philosophers thrive on contact and ideas shared with people in their fields.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:51:18 2015 No.13024443 >>13024437 I dunno, just thought about a giant scaly thing living on an island and that came to mind. Not that a Wurm would try to make dinosaurs so she'd have pets. Definitely not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:52:34 2015 No.13024447 >>13024440 I want her to be on an island because. >>13024443 >Wurm walking an Argentinosaurus on a leash The horror, the horror.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:54:39 2015 No.13024451 >>13024443 I'm reminded of that scene from one of the dinosaur movies where a rich girl wanders off and is eaten by little dinosaurs.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:55:15 2015 No.13024452

http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
>You give one last retching heave into the chamber pot then lean back to catch your breath.
>Three fucking weeks of this. Most mornings it doesn't come up, just sits inside, churning your stomach in agonizing nausea for a few hours.
>You are supposed to be at work soon.
>You give the chamber pot a baleful glare. You should take it out and empty if before you leave.
>You stand and stretch, bumping into something as you do.
>Turning around, you find Alex standing behind you, clutching a pillow. He doesn't say anything, just stands there squeezing the stuffing out of it.
>You sigh. He has been getting increasingly worried since it started. It was easy enough to reassure him at first, but it got a lot harder when he stopped buying your excuses.
>"I'm fine. Really."
>"You're lying. Are you going to die? The only person I knew who was sick for so long was a homeless guy and he turned blue and his stomach popped and green stuff came out."
>Force yourself to swallow back down the bile brought up by that image.
>"I'm not dying, I promise. It's just something that happens to women. It'll go away eventually."
>He nods but shifts from worry to pouting. He has the air of a man who knows he is being lied to but chooses not to press the issue. He has gotten really good at making you feel guilty.
>You could just tell him. You need to eventually anyways. But every time you try you get nervous and change the subject.
>It has gotten to the point that you don't even really know why you aren't telling him, you just avoid it on instinct.
>You decide to set the matter aside for now. Again.
>You give Alex a pat on the head then turn for the door, but stop short with a jerk.
>You look over your shoulder and discover he has abandoned the pillow in favor of your tail.
>"Alex? I've gotta go to work now."
>Nothing.
>"Alex?" You look around, making sure nobody can overhear despite being in your own home, then say in a slightly quieter voice, "H-honey?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:56:27 2015 No.13024454 >>13024451 >Not remembering Isla Sorna "Oooh. Ahhh. That's how it starts. Then later there's running and screaming."

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Feb 9 06:56:55 2015 No.13024455

Wow, have I wanted to do this for a while. The prologue is complete, wherein we are introduced to the paladins, and one in particular. We learn about humanity, about history, and about monsters all through the lens of a particularly bitter man. It's unfortunate - I've planned so far ahead that the urge to spoil things is overwhelming. Suffice to say that this tale will look more closely at the "demonic" monsters, whether they be actual demons or simply particularly hated. We'll see succubi, devils, amazons, and a couple other worse ones (from his standpoint, anyway).

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

With luck, I'll be able to do this more regularly than the last story. This is assuming that this cold doesn't flare up too badly and that my body acquires something similar to an immune system before I catch the next.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:57:18 2015 No.13024457 >>13024454 Mommy, why is Mr. Goldblum talking to himself in the car?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:58:19 2015 No.13024459 >>13024455 Why you gotta to this now? I can't work on my own shit if I'm reading yours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:59:24 2015 No.13024462 >>13024455 >The last few rays of human freedom Days?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 06:59:37 2015 No.13024463 >>13024451 >>13024454 Jurassic Park 2 was alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:01:39 2015 No.13024468 >>13024452 >About to go to sleep >Alex and Eris update Oh well my bed can wait a bit. >Then say in a slightly quieter voice, "H-honey?" Too damn cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:02:59 2015 No.13024473 >>13024463 Imagine that scene though, with little baby Wurm and a little boy instead of a rich girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:03:45 2015 No.13024476 >>13024463 I would go so far to say that everything before shit started going down was fucking fantastic. Everybody thought they had a handle on everything and Goldblum was like "I know better. Oh god, when is the shoe going to drop?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:04:22 2015 No.13024478 >>13024473 But instead of eating him people find she giving a cuddling storm to the shota, rigrh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:08:06 2015 No.13024485 >>13024478 Yes. All of them cuddle him like there's no tomorrow or Santa

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:10:13 2015 No.13024489 >>13024455 Okay, I want to see where this is going, write, write damn you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:14:46 2015 No.13024495 File: 239 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024408

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:29:47 2015 No.13024495,1 how these faggots inflate this thread to over 200 posts in 4 hours is beyond me

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:31:09 2015 No.13024495,2 also how is this /jp/ related? this is literally /d/ shit fucking fags

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:31:14 2015 No.13024523
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Ara, you're looking to have your wish granted? Aww, I'm sorry boy, but I can't do it alone! There are seven sisters, of which I am one, each with an orb. Bring them all into one place and any one of us can grant your wish!
You wouldn't mind terribly if I asked you to go into my sisters' shrines to borrow their orbs, would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:31:59 2015 No.13024526 >>13024455 Why do you use another account?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:32:07 2015 No.13024527 File: 494 KB, 1000x900, First Papa pierced my ear and put this tag in it, then he took me to the back room and he.....he.......png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holsts are love

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:32:50 2015 No.13024528 >>13024527 He... what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:34:41 2015 No.13024532 >>13024528 Gave her some pizza afterwards to congratulate her being a big girl when her ear was pierced

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:35:25 2015 No.13024535 >>13024523 >"But what if you're my wish?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:36:08 2015 No.13024537 >>13024535 >This kills the Ryu

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:36:14 2015 No.13024538 >>13024532 But why would the dad need to tag his daughter? Can he not tell her apart from the other Holsts on the farm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:38:24 2015 No.13024544 >>13024538 It's her first earring, duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:38:45 2015 No.13024547 File: 273 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024523

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:40:01 2015 No.13024549

>>13024537
That's when you take her claw, put your hand to her cheek, and say, donning the best pretty-boy eyes and sparkles that you can, "Nah, I'm just fucking with ya, I prefer older sister-types to straight Christmas Cake. Don't worry, I'll get those sisters of yours you need to fulfill my wish."

Teasing Monster Girls is a dangerous game, but I live life on the edge. I mean, what's she gonna do? Rape me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:40:22 2015 No.13024552 >>13024538 She wanted an earring and he and her mother thought it over and decided to let her have one. He promised if she could be a big girl about it he'd reward her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:40:28 2015 No.13024553 File: 259 KB, 1280x1280, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024527

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:43:10 2015 No.13024559 >>13024544 >>13024552 >lets her daughter pierce her ear >she can be who she is and have no regrets What a great dad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:50:15 2015 No.13024579 >>13024559 He even took her to her favorite pizza place, Piestrong's, and bought her a pizza and milkshake.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:54:40 2015 No.13024593

>>13024452
>"About time."
>The boss's second, an anubis with a silly name nobody can ever remember, greets you in her usual, annoying tone.
>"Kayla and Annie got her nearly half an hour ago." You glance past the anubis and see the wurm and Kayla, one of the amazon sisters, sitting on crates in the warehouse.
>Your group's base is a large building in the port district that combines a small warehouse with a suite of offices. Originally intended for high priced imports, it also works well for a smuggling operation - though that's only part of what the group does.
>The warehouse often serves as the de facto common room of the building.
>The anubis continues, "We're heading for market district, some of the establishments under our protection have been having trouble with...what is that?" She points behind you.
>You don't look. You try to think of what to say but Annie saves you the necessity.
>"Ohhh, is Alex coming too?" She calls. "How nice. Annie 2 is coming too, she doesn't trust us to do it alone." The wurm rolls her eyes.
>"Anket. My name is Anket, not Annie 2. And I don't trust you to do it alone because the last time I sent you and Eris to protect a business, you ate half the poor man's stock and Eris set his warehouse on fire!"
>"I put it out," you mutter as Annie objects "He said I could have some!"
>Annie 2 ignores you both and points to Alex, still stubbornly clinging to your tail, "Your husband? Congratulations."
>Somewhat surprised, you say your thanks and she goes on, "You can't bring him. There could be fighting today."
>"I wasn't going to-" you start but are cut off by Alex.
>"Eris is dying!"
>Kayla and the anubis give you odd looks but Annie shouts "Oh no! What happened?"
>"She's been sick for weeks. She was throwing up this morning." You want to shush him but the despair in his voice pricks at your conscience.
>You look at the others "T-thats just-"
>"Oh that~ I know what that is." Sadie says from behind you as she takes Alex by the shoulders.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 07:56:44 2015 No.13024600

>>13024455

I really enjoyed it so far. Looking forward to more.

Noted a couple minor typos if you care. You repeat the cot description early on and use signal honor instead of single honor in the award ceremony. There were I couple more but I got so caught up in reading that they've already fizzled out of my short term memory.

And there's a lot of places where you single space instead of double spacing when breaking up paragraphs even though you double space new dialog but I think that's just more your style than anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:00:22 2015 No.13024608 File: 171 KB, 700x614, The end results of blooping a Scylla.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Baba....I wuv Baba..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:02:25 2015 No.13024615 >>13024608 What a beautiful creature I have sired!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:02:46 2015 No.13024616 >>13024031 I thought super-pooper-scoopers were just legend!

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:05:17 2015 No.13024625
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>>13023943

By the looks of the bio though, it seems that Domdracveria was part of the Empire during the battle, but now it seems that the Principality is hostile to the Empire. Wonder what happened to that?

Speaking of the Empire and these bios though, hopefully the narrative is set out straight or is explained also in the main story to avoid any inconsistencies:

for one thing, according to Rose's bio about the Emperor, he only had 3 sons by then, but at the time the story is taking place, he is is 90 yrs old w/ 7 sons (c48). This means that in between the Emperor's 70th and 90th year, he was still able to impregnate the Empress, at most 4 times

However, according to Duke Malco (c48), the youngest son is a "backstabbing snake;"
assuming that the Empress did not give birth to triplets during the 70th yr of her husband (w/c would make the youngest son 20 yrs old at the time of the story),
and assuming that the Empress was immediately pregnant (that's one sick yet agile Emperor!) immediately after the previous prince was born,
this would mean that the last son would be born after 36 months (4 sons x 9 months per son) or 3 years after the Emperor became sick (20 yrs ago).

>inb4 Moose introduces 17 yr old Imperial Prince Joffrey the Horrible, Usurper of the Imperial Throne & makes him the Big Bad (on the Empire's side)

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:07:08 2015 No.13024631 >>13024593 Bless that Cheshire and her antics. A part of me wants to say "Anubi make everything better".

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:08:37 2015 No.13024633 >>13024192 >Not wanting to embark on jolly cooperation with your Wurm waifu

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:16:24 2015 No.13024652

>>13024593
>"I thought you were off today."
>The cat grimaces and says to you "I am, I just finished my job from last night." She glances back to Alex and says "Come on, big guy. I'll keep you company while Chubs is working. Don't worry, she'll be fine; I'll tell you all about why she's been sick lately."
>"No you won't! No she won't. Anything she tells you is a lie! Did you just call me Chubs?"
>The anubis shakes her head and pulls you away by an arm. "Come on, we need to get going."
>Sadie leads Alex toward the office used as a pantry and dining room, probably to stuff her face like she always does when she finishes a job.
>You give up and let Annie 2 drag you away.
>Ask the anubis "Am I chubby?"
>Not something you would ask anyone else. She is honest to a fault and seems to think teasing people is a waste of time and energy.
>She looks you up and down before responding. "Your proportions are good; nice hourglass shape. Closer to fit than chubby, I'd say."
>That's comforting. You never really bought in to Sadie's teasing of course, but it's comforting none the less.
>"Your butt is pretty big though. Good shape, just big."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:20:10 2015 No.13024660 >>13024633 >Not waifu-ing that one fem-paladin with the suspiciously ill-fitting helm. >H is for Heresy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:21:16 2015 No.13024664 >>13024660 Oh no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:38:15 2015 No.13024696 >>13024579 >the milkshake was made with her mother's milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:39:19 2015 No.13024702 >>13024608 Would change after she inks herself from getting spooked

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:44:01 2015 No.13024715 >>13024696 Her mother works there. Piestrong supports equality, being indiscriminate, and delicious pizza at good prices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:45:40 2015 No.13024717 File: 1.38 MB, 1405x997, Baba_yaga_wierd_n_wild.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024608 Baby Yaga mg when?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 08:48:30 2015 No.13024725

>>13024652
>"So do you understand the plan? Do you remember everything?" Sadie asks you.
>"We're going to get in trouble."
>"We won't get in trouble, I promise."
>Can't help but sigh. Every time you've ever heard that it has ended badly.
>You run through what Sadie has told you. "Charlotte has an important associate in her office. This associate is really annoying. Charlotte stepped out for a while to take care of pressing business, but really she just needed a break. You want to mess with this associate while Charlotte is gone."
>"Yeah, that's the gist of it."
>"We're going to get in trouble."
>"Oh come on, you're a boy, where's your sense of adventure!? This tanuki is a total bitch, she deserves it!"
>"Last time I messed with somebody because he deserved it I lost my eyes."
>Probably shouldn't have said that. Sadie manages to put her foot in her mouth often enough without your help.
>To break the silence you give in, "Ok, I'll do it. But if we get caught I'm blaming you."
>Nearly gasping in relief to have someone save her from the awkwardness, Sadie accepts. "Fine fine, no problem. Don't worry, I do stuff like this all the time."
>That sounds like a very good reason to worry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 09:34:34 2015 No.13024844 >>13024717 I wonder if she will be an Ara Ara.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 09:37:38 2015 No.13024848 >>13024844 Nah, I think she will be an Ooga Booga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 09:40:23 2015 No.13024854 >>13024848 Or maybe she'd be all cheeki breeki?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 09:40:49 2015 No.13024857 LANTERNON I AM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU FUCKING BASED GOD I LOVE YOU NO HOMO 10/10 STORY

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Mon Feb 9 09:45:03 2015 No.13024868 File: 1006 KB, 1280x800, Screenshot_2015-02-09-08-43-09.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13023976 Every night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 09:45:53 2015 No.13024872 >>13024868 Fiendish!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 09:46:14 2015 No.13024873 >>13024868 >Triclops, Mouse, Girl, with horns, tit fondling, Tony the tiger This is good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 09:48:39 2015 No.13024880 File: 11 KB, 283x313, pai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024868

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 09:52:21 2015 No.13024886

>>13024725
>Be Tanuki
>In the office of one of your less savory business partners.
>Most other members of the merchant's guild hesitate to have dealings with the undead. The thought of partnering with an undead crime-lord would make them faint.
>Fools. Aside from winning you a coveted spot on the list of merchants off-limits for everyday theft and extortion, the agreement allows you to move your goods into the city without worrying about tariffs.
>There are risks of course, but you minimized them by carefully selecting your partner, and going through her in all dealings with criminals.
>The wight, Charlotte, is pretentious and superficial - the perfect business partner, easy to manipulate and obvious in her intentions.
>Looking into the eyes of a corpse still unnerves you though, especially at times when it seems to you her speech and mannerisms are all a facade, a clever ruse to lower your guard.
>It's just a passing fancy though. Not all undead are evil masterminds. One mustn't give in to racism.
>You laugh at that thought.
>"You should be careful."
>The quiet voice from behind you makes you jump. You didn't even hear the door o-
>The door isn't open. Nobody is there.
>You carefully examine the room behind you, looking for some kind of trick. Using something simple like that to soften an opponent for negotiations is a classic tactic.
>You finish your inspection and turn back around to find yourself face to face with a young boy.
>He is wearing ragged cloths that look to be stained with dried blood. A frayed rope binds his hands and his face is horribly scarred. Several deep cuts cross his eyes horizontally, blinding him.
>With his features, he would be pretty if not for the scars. He almost is in spite of them.
>He stands in front of you, staring at you without seeing.
>You can feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and your flesh prickle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 09:59:11 2015 No.13024900 >>13024854 UBIRAYSYA IZ MOYEY LESU KURWA

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:01:26 2015 No.13024906 >>13024455 I like it so far. As always, you retain an excellent grasp of description and characterization that I greatly enjoy reading, and I like your ideas for the Paladin tests enough that I may have to steal a bit of it. But why the new account?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:19:35 2015 No.13024941 >>13024900 Darn Jinkos and their crazy language Next thing you know they'll be squating all over the place and telling folks to get out of here

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:20:48 2015 No.13024943 >>13024941 >Jinkos >He doesn't know Gasmask

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:21:44 2015 No.13024945 >>13024943 But anon, he was making a reference to Anya.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:23:54 2015 No.13024952 PAPALI CYKA

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:25:02 2015 No.13024955 >>13024952 Imagine a Siberian Jinko doing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:25:12 2015 No.13024956 >>13024945 I know her too, but she's in space, not in a forest. >>13024952 UBERI ORUJE

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:28:25 2015 No.13024962 File: 201 KB, 803x1200, 1423270035912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024955 I would very much like the Siberian Jinko

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:30:00 2015 No.13024963 >>13024952 MASLINY POIMAL

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:31:57 2015 No.13024966

>>13024886
>"Who are you?"
>He either doesn't hear or just ignores you. "She isn't as nice as she looks."
>You decide to put an end to this before it goes any further. You reach out to grab him.
>He vanishes before your hand can touch him. No flash, no smoke, just there one second and gone the next.
>You stand still, waiting.
>The silence stretches. The only sound to hear is your own heartbeat.
>You sit back down and try to calm yourself. It's just a trick, meant to unnerve you. A bit more complex than you were expecting, that's all.
>"Don't lie to her, she'll know." The whisper comes from mere inches away. He's so close you can feel him.
>You don't want to look but you can't help it. You turn and find yourself looking right into those horrible scars.
>"Don't look her in the eyes, she doesn't like that." His rope-bound hands rise and he feels gingerly at his scars.
>He slowly fades away, his voice becoming more distorted as he does.
>"Whatever you do, don't say no to her. She hates that."
>Just before he completely vanishes, you see blood pour down his face from a spot on his forehead.
>You slowly back yourself into a corner a stare at the room, but he doesn't come back.
>Eventually the wight returns and you go back to your negotiations.
>As you speak to her you realize you can smell her. Of course you can, she's a monster, one with a strong and unique mana.
>You realize you didn't smell anything when the boy was there before. Not a human, not a monster, not anything.
>You try not to think about it and focus on speaking to the wight, but that just lets you see that half fancied something in her expression again.
>That strange force, that buried malevolence that makes you feel like the person you are talking to is all a facade.
>You finally recognize that odd look in her eyes. It's what a cat looks like when it's playing with a mouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:32:21 2015 No.13024968 >>13024962 I've usually got no patience for these recolours, but this one, and the white chocolate yeti last week, make my dick extremely happy. Salut!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:32:32 2015 No.13024970 >>13024963 MASHWASHO

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:35:37 2015 No.13024975 >>13024962 >beautiful new fur color >delicious tan >purple, the sexist of all colors MINE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:37:35 2015 No.13024977 >>13024962 I'm gonna give her a case of cubs A real bad case of cubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:37:44 2015 No.13024978 >>13024966 She saw Alex post-eye removal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:44:42 2015 No.13024985 File: 106 KB, 500x722, Poor foxy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'd make sweet, violent, sweaty love to a Kitsune right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:45:24 2015 No.13024987 >>13024985 >sweet, violent Does not compute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:47:24 2015 No.13024992 >>13024987 It's like having really angry sex, but in a loving way. Like biting, scratching, playing other M, and slapping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:48:27 2015 No.13024993 >>13024985 Inari...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:48:48 2015 No.13024994 >>13024992 >playing Other M >during sex Gazer please go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:54:22 2015 No.13025003 >>13024978 Sadie the Cheshire is using Alex to mess with that Tanuki. Read the previous posts.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:54:34 2015 No.13025005

>>13024966
>"Holy shit, she looks like she's pissing herself."
>"I smell like a tomato." You complain to Sadie as she struggles to get her giggling under control.
>"Sorry, it looked like she was still skeptical, I wanted to push her over the edge. I'll clean you off."
>"If she was paying any attention it wouldn't have worked. She must have been able to smell it too."
>"Nah, smell is hard to trick but it's easy to block. Come here, let me wipe you off a bit."
>"Wait, gimme back my bandage first."
>"Hold on, let me wipe you off, you'll just get it dirty. Anyways, do you even need that thing anymore?"
>You feel around until you find where Sadie stashed your regular clothes then fish out the bandage. "My face looks gross without it. Ow! Why'd you flick me!?"
>"Your face doesn't look gross. Who told you that?"
>"Nobody. I'm not dumb. I can feel it so I can guess what it looks like."
>"It doesn't look gross. It's cool. You look badass, like a war vet or something."
>She sighs. "This is useless. I'm just spreading the mess around. Come on, I'll take you for a bath. If Eris sees you looking like that she'll beat the crap out of me before I get a chance to explain."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 10:56:08 2015 No.13025014 File: 154 KB, 480x679, 1351407209114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024985 YES I like all the words you used in that sentence

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:00:46 2015 No.13025027 >>13025005 Too sleepy to finish now, will continue in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:01:30 2015 No.13025030 >>13025027 Awesome, I look forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:04:06 2015 No.13025036 >>13024962 >Siberian Jinko with dense Russian accent >"Da, you are husband. In capitalist pig country, you tame tiger. In Soviet Russia, tiger tame you." >She's secretly a huge nerd and has a sizable Dendy collection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:06:30 2015 No.13025042 >>13025036 >Dendy collection >Not Artifact collection BLYAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:07:43 2015 No.13025045 >>13025036 > Dendy Taiwanese knock-off NES?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:10:13 2015 No.13025056

>>13025045
Yes, but it was produced specifically for the Russian market. Russian nerds have a lot of fondness for it. They were also unaware that it was a knock-off console back in the 90s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kne6AKyYUuM

>Turn on subtitles

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:11:56 2015 No.13025067 File: 881 KB, 1271x853, 1418645514600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to stay up, but I also want to sleep after working 16 hours...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:13:22 2015 No.13025071 File: 200 KB, 487x599, 1403583286420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025067 I know the solution to your problems!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:13:28 2015 No.13025072 >>13025056 >They were also unaware that it was a knock-off console back in the 90s. I can confirm that There were also Dendy "computers" with keyboard and mouse

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:17:43 2015 No.13025085 >>13025071 >spiders getting drunk off coffee Still sounds wrong. I refuse to believe something a person who comes from a country that thinks blood type does have a huge saying in who you are believes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:19:08 2015 No.13025088 >>13025067 I want to cuddle that cat while the lilim watches

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:22:17 2015 No.13025099 File: 276 KB, 768x672, 1409723955277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025085 I'm just going to throw science at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:25:22 2015 No.13025112 >>13025099 That just shows it has a large effect on their web making. The Marijuana spider usually makes a hammock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:26:21 2015 No.13025114 >>13025112 Are you going to sperging or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:26:59 2015 No.13025116 >>13025112 Read the article. It can be quantitatively measured as toxicity. >tfw you can assassinate an ushi-oni by dropping a couple of noDoze in her drink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:28:28 2015 No.13025122 >>13025112 What about the crack cocaine spider tho?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:29:33 2015 No.13025124 >>13025116 That just means it's toxic, it doesn't make them drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:29:45 2015 No.13025125 >>13025122 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:30:18 2015 No.13025129 >>13025122 We don;t talk about him man

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:30:35 2015 No.13025132 >>13025122 Made the marijuana spider her bitch, obiously

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:30:42 2015 No.13025133 File: 188 KB, 1038x652, fluffytongue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are long tongues so great?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:30:45 2015 No.13025134 >>13025124 It's absolutely qualitatively comparable to other toxins that affect behavior, like alcohol and other drugs.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Feb 9 11:31:04 2015 No.13025136

>>13024462
His prose was a bit excessively flourid, but he meant that.

>>13024526
>>13024906
Because there's no way to separate stories in Pastebin, and I don't want to have three whole things stacked and occasionally intermixed on a single page.

>>13024600
"A signal honor" is a phrase denoting a particularly special honor. It's very formal, and not commonly used, but I really like it.

My sickness, as well as the fact that I altered no small number of things in an attempt to make them better, have probably resulted in a higher than average number of mistakes. Later on I'll reread it and see if I can't make it all better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:31:41 2015 No.13025138 File: 1.06 MB, 2000x2500, 1423401794800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025133 The world may never know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:32:12 2015 No.13025139 >>13025134 Then they would be high, not drunk. Like how sugar can make kids high if they take enough of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:32:39 2015 No.13025142 >>13025136 GET BACK TO WORK YOU FOOL!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:32:53 2015 No.13025144 >>13025136 Single or singular honor is the phrase bro, indicating a rare and illustrious honor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:32:55 2015 No.13025145 >>13025136 What is/are your favorite monstergirl species?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:33:40 2015 No.13025150 Whatever happened to that monster girl academy shorts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:34:30 2015 No.13025154 >>13025138 I want to fondle and scratch her ears

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:35:16 2015 No.13025158

>>13025136
>Because there's no way to separate stories in Pastebin, and I don't want to have three whole things stacked and occasionally intermixed on a single page.

This is why I stopped doing chapters altogether. Just straight whole stories in single pastes. Keep the divisions internal to the text.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:36:02 2015 No.13025160 >>13025150 Monstergirl academy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:36:36 2015 No.13025162 >>13025150 Monstergirl academy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:37:26 2015 No.13025165 >>13025150 Monstergirl academy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:40:13 2015 No.13025175 >>13025136 Just finishing up the prologue. I adore it. I am generally against Paladins but this story has my attention.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:40:32 2015 No.13025177 >>13025150 académie de monstre fille?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:41:11 2015 No.13025179 >>13025160 >>13025162 >>13025165 >>13025177 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:41:12 2015 No.13025181 >>13025136 You also misspelled florid. I'm just busting your balls. Good work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:41:40 2015 No.13025184 >>13025179 Non!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:42:44 2015 No.13025188 >>13025139 >Alcohol buzz >Not technically a high SCIENCE demands you edumacate your thinkin' muscle

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:43:04 2015 No.13025191 >>13025154 Hope you're good at it. The last ear scratcher wasn't up to snuff and got busted down to footstool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:44:22 2015 No.13025193 >>13025179 >Stop having fun Alright, Mr. Boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:44:35 2015 No.13025196 >>13025191 Footstool is the best position, I already called dibs on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:46:32 2015 No.13025202 >>13025179 We honestly have no idea what he's talking about

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:46:45 2015 No.13025204 >>13025188 Both are results of something being in your blood, but being buzzed/drunk is a result of more alcohol being in your blood stream than your liver can metabolize as opposed to a substance just being there in general.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:53:51 2015 No.13025228 >>13025204 It's classified as a high. So is pretty much any positive body response to any chemical that messes with your synapses at fairly low levels.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:55:34 2015 No.13025236 Remember to give your daughterus lots of milk. It helps build strong bones and is a good source of protein.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:56:45 2015 No.13025243 File: 66 KB, 600x476, 2d59604047aac57cd62616fea9526fe0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025236 Well said. Milk is important for a growing monstergirl!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:56:58 2015 No.13025244 File: 205 KB, 707x1000, skindentation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:57:03 2015 No.13025245 >>13025236 I'll give her lots of milk, if you know what I mean I mean Holstaurus milk. It's good for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:57:15 2015 No.13025247 >>13025228 Where exactly is it classified as a high?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:57:50 2015 No.13025249 File: 31 KB, 599x337, B9ZuzKXCIAA9Fbg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I swear to God, Centorea's chest keeps getting larger and larger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:58:27 2015 No.13025252 File: 49 KB, 500x460, mimicgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025244 Mimics a cute

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:58:28 2015 No.13025253 >>13025244 Probably. >>13025249 To quote the author of One Piece, >She's a growing girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:58:58 2015 No.13025255 >>13024455 Marcus Twice Honored confirmed for first to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:59:02 2015 No.13025256 File: 22 KB, 599x337, B9ZuyktCUAA2lTR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025249 Not that the rest of the girls are pushovers either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:59:05 2015 No.13025258 >>13025243 Indeed, although putting an additive in her milk like your picture will ruin the taste and may lead to unpredictable outcomes. >>13025245 Good man. Keep her hydrated! >>13025249 The power of milk anon The power of milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:59:56 2015 No.13025260 >>13025255 Wrong, the first to die will be the old, soon-to-retire knight who shows them the ropes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:59:59 2015 No.13025261 >>13025249 She's a big girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:00:08 2015 No.13025262 File: 21 KB, 599x337, B9Zuy1GCYAAtNUn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025253 No kidding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:00:20 2015 No.13025264 >>13025249 >>13025256 Crabman just draws Miia with cowtits whenever he feels like it, doesn't he?

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Feb 9 12:00:50 2015 No.13025265

>>13025144
I'm not gonna die on this hill, but Google's right there if you don't believe me.

>>13025158
That's probably completely reasonable, but I like the clean, distinct feeling of separate pages. It's like having a cut to an establishing shot before a new scene; it lessens any bleed between moods, places, or people.

>>13025145
You know I've wondered about that for a while, but I have no idea. It might just be that monstergirls were never intended for an asexual audience. If pressed, though, my first inclination is to point to that one picture of a blushing mantis in a chemise. Or maybe just the nearest mermaid.

I am a simple man, with a love of vanilla both literal and figurative.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:01:41 2015 No.13025268 >>13025252 >>13025244 Every time I see a mimic, I think of that one gif with all the office workers trying to hide in unorthodox ways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:01:53 2015 No.13025269 >>13025243 Blue board. >>13025262 I still remember when Cereas tits were only slightly smaller than her skull.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:01:56 2015 No.13025270 My Holst daughter told me she wants to be just like me when she grow up. Problem is, she thinks I'm a cowboy astronaut with a Gundam that looks like Morgan Freeman. What should I tell her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:02:43 2015 No.13025274 File: 239 KB, 403x880, cyclopsg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey. What's up?" >"Uh...nothing, I didn't want anything. Well, except yeah, I did want something. To talk to you, I guess?" >"D-do you like PC98 games?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:02:46 2015 No.13025275 >>13025270 To Believe in Her who Believes in Herself

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:03:16 2015 No.13025278 >>13025270 Tell her that DREAMS NEVER DIE! >>13025274 Sure thing bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:03:21 2015 No.13025279 File: 184 KB, 301x428, Werebat_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025265 >I am a simple man, with a love of vanilla both literal and figurative. Mein neger, simplicity is a beautiful thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:04:04 2015 No.13025280 >>13025274 HANG ON MAN I'M TRYINA BEAT WARLOCK HERE WAIT UP HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS BOSSFIGHT

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:05:53 2015 No.13025285 >>13025278 >>13025280 >Bro >Man Being flat cyclops is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:06:22 2015 No.13025286 >>13025285 Bros are bros, man or woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:08:07 2015 No.13025291 >>13025285 Then she should drink some holstaurus milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:08:25 2015 No.13025293 Wouldn't a Kitsune look overly malnourished like that one lion from Futurama?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:08:47 2015 No.13025295 >>13025285 I don't really use "man" as to recognize someone's gender, but more like some kind of comma or pause, y'knowwhat'msayin', man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:11:48 2015 No.13025302 File: 116 KB, 800x711, 1393193302493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big Meaty Paws

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:12:35 2015 No.13025303 >>13025302 Such big tracts of land

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:12:56 2015 No.13025306

>>13024455
I like it this far. Just one thing, what was the deal with the focus word and the succubus in the elevator? Is it a mental exercise or an actual skill, that let him see the true form of monsters, or it distorts his view of them, into grotesque things?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:13:33 2015 No.13025307 File: 104 KB, 560x800, i fucking hate this bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025285

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:14:46 2015 No.13025309 >>13025307 >Human girl has more sex appeal than a Cyclops She just can't compare to her, even when it's mono e mono.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:16:14 2015 No.13025313 File: 288 KB, 549x986, Envy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025307

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:16:34 2015 No.13025314 >>13025309 The human chick has an ahoge, which designates her as airheaded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:16:48 2015 No.13025315 >>13025309 In this case, it's that little chub around the cyk's face. Though it is a crying shame. I hear they're real good with their hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:17:24 2015 No.13025317 >>13025313 >her eyes have gone white >her eyes have >her eyes >eyes >EYES

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:17:31 2015 No.13025318

>>13025306
I was really fond of turning the MG grotesque. I too was wondering if it was some ability to tear away a MG's facade of beauty. The other thought that crossed my mind is if paladins train themselves to see the truly monstrous nature of them masked by their commonly gorgeous outer appearance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:18:36 2015 No.13025321 >>13025307 Well she certainly looks moe feminine in this one. She just needs a friend, of the boy persuasion, to show her how to dress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:18:54 2015 No.13025323 File: 232 KB, 398x351, 1406725472819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025256 >Miia will never wrap you up and place your head between her breasts and cuddle you all night while whispering "i love you" while you drift off to sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:19:26 2015 No.13025325 >>13025317 >eyes So I'm not the only one who noticed that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:20:09 2015 No.13025327 File: 89 KB, 813x983, 8810689cfa478d09b3774b2772470fb9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about a Hellhound wearing a hoodie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:21:37 2015 No.13025332 >>13025327 Sure. That artist needs to fix her head already for fucks sake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:21:57 2015 No.13025335 >>13025327 How about getting her some plastic surgery to fix her horrible anatomy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:22:34 2015 No.13025336 >>13025327 There's so much wrong with her anatomy. My favorite is the nope.jpg neck

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:23:54 2015 No.13025339 >>13025327 How about we just give everyone a hoodie Because hoodie's are great

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:23:54 2015 No.13025340 >>13025318 What's got my goat is, was it real?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:25:48 2015 No.13025347 [SPOILER]

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>>13025323
>Mia will never have Darling all to herself and EMG will never be a light-hearted romantic comedy about a guy and a lamia ever again
Why can't we have nice things?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:26:16 2015 No.13025350 >>13025340 It's one of those details that I feel is best up left to the reader to interpret. I think some of the wonder would be taken away if it was explained.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:26:33 2015 No.13025351 File: 332 KB, 718x618, 1356678137025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I had a fluffy computer. I wonder how I'd upgrade her though. I don't think jamming ram sticks up her ass sounds very safe. What about you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:26:58 2015 No.13025353 File: 125 KB, 472x917, miia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025347 A simpler time

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:27:02 2015 No.13025354 >>13025347 >Why can't we have nice things? Harems sell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:27:02 2015 No.13025355 >>13025347 >the last 29 chapters will never be retconned out of existence so your favorite girl is the only one who gets to stay Thank God.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:28:46 2015 No.13025358 >>13025354 Nips and their shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:29:04 2015 No.13025361 >>13025339 No, hoddies are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:29:21 2015 No.13025362 >>13025358 News at 11

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:29:44 2015 No.13025363 >>13025361 Zimmerman please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:30:19 2015 No.13025365 >>13025351 Just make sure you don't put her power switch in or near her frontal port.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:30:44 2015 No.13025367 >>13025347 Miia a shit All EMG grills a shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:30:45 2015 No.13025368 >>13025361 Well that's just, your opinion man

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:30:51 2015 No.13025369 >>13025249 uncomfortable Rach always warms my heart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:32:39 2015 No.13025377 >>13025367 But that's factually wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:33:42 2015 No.13025382 File: 198 KB, 500x600, 1338892599473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025351 >You will never put a bunch of raunchy porn on disc and make kitsunes lick it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:33:44 2015 No.13025383 >>13025367 >Lala >Manako >Tio >Shit Nigger you wot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:34:38 2015 No.13025387 >>13025382 Well that's...unusual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:35:02 2015 No.13025388 >>13025367 >Suu >Shit Alright, let me just get you to sign right here at that package for 200lb of sadistic Dark Slime will be yours

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:35:12 2015 No.13025390 >>13025368 Hoddies are just an inferior sweater.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:35:31 2015 No.13025392 >>13025382 Why the hell could they read discs with their mouths anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:36:28 2015 No.13025398 >>13025392 Where else could you even put the disc, Anon? What, you want her to just look at it and know what's on it because it's an optical disc?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:36:32 2015 No.13025399 >>13025383 >Lala Who? >Manako Shit cyclops >Tio Retarded body proportions >>13025388 >retard who would kill MC if other grills didn't save him

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:36:38 2015 No.13025400 >>13025390 Then lets rate sweaters, shall we. I mean, I have these gasoline soaked sticks and firewood here, and a bonfire would be pretty nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:36:49 2015 No.13025401 >>13025392 It's magic I aint got to explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:37:46 2015 No.13025406 >>13025399 >retard who would kill MC Now if you read the manga, you'd know that most of the girls HAVE killed the MC. Several times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:39:49 2015 No.13025413 >>13025399 >Talking shit about Suu Mr. Anonymous. Your package for two sadistic Dark Slimes and a Jurougumo has arrived

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:40:04 2015 No.13025414 >>13025399 Why the hell is Merrow still a part of the harem when she intentionally tried to kill Darling?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:40:52 2015 No.13025418 File: 95 KB, 960x581, 1416620976864.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025392 Kitsunes are super computers Licking a disc is how they get the information off of it. Could you play games on your kitsune?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:41:39 2015 No.13025420 >>13025414 Multiple times too. Most even before she got to taste his fish stick

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:41:57 2015 No.13025421 >>13025413 >two sadistic Dark Slimes Don't you mean Dark Elves?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:42:04 2015 No.13025423 >>13025413 >Jurougumo >Gentle, Violent, Lustful >Gentle This is not what we want to give him. I'll just grab her instead... >>13025418 Depends on how many tails she has. One tail = Commodore 64 level.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:43:17 2015 No.13025429 >>13025423 She's only gentle in the day But at night >I'll just grab her Excuse me sir, but is your name Mr Anonymous?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:45:36 2015 No.13025435 >>13025429 N-no... but I do know him. He sometimes pays me to put on a dress and step on his junk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:48:08 2015 No.13025443 >>13025435 I don't even have a witty retort to say about that

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:48:35 2015 No.13025445 >>13025443 So gimme the spider. The spider. Gimme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:48:54 2015 No.13025447 >>13024337 I'd rather be trampled by a mumakil.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:50:17 2015 No.13025453

>>13025423
>They approach men with their day face and men who were seduced by them during the day will be overjoyed to have them at their side, believing them to be devoted and beautiful, but upon spending a night together, when the sun sets, they reveal their night faces. At night they are even more ferocious than other arachne family monsters; they bind men with their threads created by their body and give in to their sadistic nature, unilaterally raping a man repeatedly until the break of dawn, or until they pass out form exhaustion.

>When the sun comes up, they return to their gentle day face, but most men who have been with them will be emasculated and will keep getting ravished by them night after night.

Nah, like all spiders, they only deserve to burn.

>If one still has the willpower to resist, even after tasting their night face and is confident about his stamina, then he should have sex with them while they're in their gentle day face and conversely, unilaterally attack them. If one keeps this up every day, eventually masochism will take root in their heart and the time they spend showing their night face will gradually reduce. Instead the time they spend showing their day face will rapidly grow longer.

Then again. So, is Jorougumo the official switch monster?

.

When the sun comes up, they return to their gentle day face, but most men who have been with them will be emasculated and will keep getting ravished by them night after night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:50:56 2015 No.13025456 Hellhound. Farmers daughter type. Daisy Dukes, boots, cowboy hat, tied up button up shirt, rope. Has a holst step sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:51:36 2015 No.13025460 File: 185 KB, 1000x1000, MGK sandbox2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder that Hellpups are a giant handful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:51:39 2015 No.13025461 >>13025445 I- well, alright then Now, if you'd just sign right here, and pay the 23,000 base fee, plus with shipping and handling, and the dreaded tax, which should come up to 29,726 whim whams, she'll be yours

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:51:40 2015 No.13025462 >>13025456 You can take the puppy out of Hell but you can't take Hell out of the puppy. Git, Cujo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:52:18 2015 No.13025463 >>13025456 >Spoiler I'd go for the step sister. The hellhound probably doesn't like cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:52:40 2015 No.13025464 >>13025456 Yes To everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:53:00 2015 No.13025465 >>13025461 Forward all bills to Mr. Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:53:59 2015 No.13025471 >>13025418 And yet none exist that can run crysis......

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:54:28 2015 No.13025474 >>13025465 Alright then. Now, if you'd just sign right here and Alright! She's all yours! Enjoy, and have a nice day, Mr Anonymous

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:54:29 2015 No.13025475 >>13025471 >Crysis >not Witcher 3 Come on mang.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:55:03 2015 No.13025478 >>13025475 Either of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:55:11 2015 No.13025479 >>13025456 >Has a holst step sister. Why not just make her mom some southern Echidna or whatever?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:55:29 2015 No.13025481 >>13025471 Remember: The untimate test of the strength of your PC is if it can run all three Crysis' on max settings, and Witcher 3 without any delay or hiccups

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:55:32 2015 No.13025482 >>13025465 Reverse mail order MG brides when? >You will never open the door to see a bored looking mail man and a seven and a half foot tall jinko standing next to him. >He will never make you sign a paper and congratulate you on your new wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:56:03 2015 No.13025483 >>13025474 >welcometoportroyalmrsmith.gif Thanking you kindly. I'mm a get me some silky bondage now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:56:31 2015 No.13025486 >>13025460 Hellpups chasing a Mantikitten up a tree when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:57:22 2015 No.13025488 >>13025479 Because she was found in a smoldering pile of wreckage as a pup?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:57:42 2015 No.13025489 >>13025486 wouldn't it be manticub? Manticores are part lion, lions have cubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:58:02 2015 No.13025490 >>13025486 Never. Loen was torn apart by sharks earlier today.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:58:04 2015 No.13025492 >>13025481 >install Witcher 3 >"What are you doing Dave?" >put it on the highest settings >"You're hurting me Dave" >start game >"Daisy, Daisy, Daisy~"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:59:05 2015 No.13025500 >>13025489 That works too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:59:19 2015 No.13025501 >>13025481 As long as she doesn't have 3.5 GB of vram.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:59:58 2015 No.13025505 >>13025501 OKAMA GAMESPHERE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:01:12 2015 No.13025515 >>13025505 That fucking episode. Reminded me so much of gaming as a kid.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:03:25 2015 No.13025531

>>13025515
At the time it game out, it reminded me of normal weekends.
I can't believe how much time I actually spent playing Halo 1 and 2 on split screen with three other people.
>You're looking at my screen you fucking cheater!
>Nuh-huh!
>Are too!
>Nuh-huh!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:04:05 2015 No.13025536 >>13025475 Even Kitsunes can't handle 16 hours of sex mo-cap

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:04:26 2015 No.13025541 >>13025531 >game out came out, fuck you Freud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:04:42 2015 No.13025542 >>13025531 I remember doing Halo 2 and 3 at all nighters with my buddies. Capture the flag destroys friendships.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:05:02 2015 No.13025543 >>13025531 I used to always play Halo CE with my brother, kicked his ass every time, fuck now I want to play Halo CE

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:05:08 2015 No.13025545 >>13025406 Only fishtits Others just beat him Suu nearly drowned him like 10 times already

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:05:59 2015 No.13025551 >>13025531 I did Mario Party. Ruined so many friendships, forged a few, and got twins to kiss me through a bet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:06:28 2015 No.13025557 >>13024031 Is this a new image? I didn't think Plague had drawn anything for his newer saiyan girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:06:28 2015 No.13025558 >>13025542 Halo, before today's generation got a hold of it was one of the best games to play at parties, Halo split screen is and always will be the best way to goof off with bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:06:57 2015 No.13025562 >>13025542 >Capture the flag What destroys friendships is being so good at Oddball nobody ever wins against you. >>13025545 Maybe reread the last chapter, he died from the others too. >>13025558 HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:07:15 2015 No.13025564

>>13025488
>Farmer Anon wakes up to the sound of an explosion going off
>Looks outside to see smoke in the distance, an red embers illuminating the night sky
>Hoo shit, this is some Superman origins right her
>He, and his Holstaurus wife who was also awakened by the impact, get dressed and hop into the old truck
>There drive down the dirt road to the crater. The large, smouldering, three foot deep crater
>Smoke and ash obstructed the view, but Anon was already giggling in excitement
>Who'd a thunk becoming a farmer would make him be Pa Kent
>He tells his wife to stay back, and jumps in
>The closer he got, the hotter the air was
>His shoes were beginning to melt. His overalls getting black and burned, his plad shirt beginning to turn to a crust
>but lukily, he wore heat resistent gloves, for he found his prize
>although he couldn't see jack, he picked up what felt like a baby, and walked out of the crater
>Oh yeah, Your name will be Clack. Your real name is Kal El. You will be friends with a kid name Bruce. And you'll fight some god from- what the shit is this?
>That's no human boy. That's some, super black dog with fire coming out of its eyes
>It looks like a species of werewolf. It looks familia-
>OH SHIT IT'S A HELLHOUND!
>DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
>"Ara! It's so cute! Don't you think, Anon?"
>"Y-Y-Yeah..."
>"Can we keep her?"
>That motherly look. You can't say no to that. Even though you hold the one of the weapons in Hades' arsenal.
>"S-Sure..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:07:29 2015 No.13025566 >>13024652 >Big Booty Hellhound That's a nice thought.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:10:05 2015 No.13025575

>>13025558
That it was.

Many a good night was spent doing sword runs in co-op (You can't drop the sword when it runs out of energy)

That and one time me and a friend did an arbiter level by giving all our allies needlers.

It was pink death.

>>13025562
We had one friend who was a master at Halo, his team nearly always won.

I was decent but he was on another level.

Now in battlefield bad company 2 it was a different story.

We turned that shit into the A Team

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:10:36 2015 No.13025577 >>13025558 >tfw don't have any split-screen multiplayer games to play with people when they come over because I'm playing singleplayer games alone all the time

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:10:49 2015 No.13025579 >>13025564 Dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:11:31 2015 No.13025580 >>13025575 >Bad company 2 The BEST Battlefield, no contest

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:11:37 2015 No.13025581 >>13025564 >Wife breast feeds both daughters. >End up with a max health hellhound with her holst sister. This makes my dick feel funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:12:04 2015 No.13025584 >>13025577 It's okay, there aren't any good games to play on split-screen anymore anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:12:15 2015 No.13025585 >>13025453 So does this mean if you attack them first during the day you're set, or would you still really need to be able to keep your wits about you after boning them at night? There's an interesting mechanic. It's like an ogre, only a longer game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:12:21 2015 No.13025586 File: 119 KB, 1275x717, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never play VNs on your Konstation II >>13025580 >Implying the best Battlefield wasn't 1942

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:12:28 2015 No.13025589 >>13025575 I was always ridiculously good at Halo, fucking running about with just a plasma pistol and killing everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:12:48 2015 No.13025591 >>13025581 >Healthy Hellhound >Delicious jubs >Soft stomach >Ass you just want to marry >Sexy thighs

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:13:03 2015 No.13025592 >>13025027 Looking forward to that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:13:40 2015 No.13025595 >>13025584 Not only that, but split screen seems to be dying as a whole That and Co-op

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:13:43 2015 No.13025596

>>13025542
>tfw me and my buddy used to play the shit out of splitscreen Halo 3 online
>Level 45ish ranked
>Racking up kills doing stupid shit
>Would drive the fuck out of hogs. Called it run and gun.
>I could spin the wheels just right to make a flipping hog land wheels down 9/10, fish tailing, jumping, crunching bitches under my tow hooks
>He got so good at gunning
>Splitscreen let us look at each other's screens for extra camera view and know what was going on with less talking
>Always had each other's back
>Actual teamwork always coming in a pinch to help us out in a skill gap

My favorite was still the 2 on 2 mode they used to have. God that was fun.

We mostly just play tabletop games nowadays though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:14:01 2015 No.13025597 >>13025581 >Holst and Hellhound fight constantly comparing chests claiming their own to be superior, looking to Papa to tell them whose chest is the best. Such is life on the farm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:14:17 2015 No.13025598 >>13025586 BC2 was just as fun though. Battlefield 2: Modern Combat was my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:14:53 2015 No.13025603 >>13025586 BC2 was fun as hell

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:16:00 2015 No.13025608

>>13025580
I remember the day we discovered you can stick C4 to the quads

Much fun was had.

Three of our most memerable moments were me killing a tank with another tank by shooting it over a hill with bullet drop

One body killing an entire helicoper full of us after his C4 stuck to the side (Shouting "Mistakes were made as he bailed")

And us backing up the enemy of the Autum Island map in rush so that we all broke out sniper rifles and just keep shooting them as they spawned.

It was like duckhunt for bastards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:16:17 2015 No.13025610 >>13025597 >Holst has better chest >Hellhound pouts >"At least Pa says I'm better at french kissing!" >Such is life in the south

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:16:32 2015 No.13025611 >>13025256 ...is that an outdoor hot spring? Are we finally getting an onsen chapter?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:17:02 2015 No.13025614 >>13025591 That seems like Eris' physical description.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:17:23 2015 No.13025615 >>13025597 >>13025591 Unf >>13025596 Same, i've fallen out of vidya to mostly do pen and paper stuff myself. Much more freedom

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:17:31 2015 No.13025616 >>13025611 Wasn't it obvious? It had to be a resort in the mountains.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:17:45 2015 No.13025617 File: 936 KB, 8500x2200, 1410013127296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Asses of all shapes and sizes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:17:52 2015 No.13025618 >>13025614 Who?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:18:01 2015 No.13025620 >>13025608 Man, I remember when I first discovered the destructive properties of C4 Oh was I ever a bomberman

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:18:24 2015 No.13025621 >>13025610 >Not having her start stealing milk to get a better chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:19:05 2015 No.13025624 >>13025617 I'll always hate that picture. >>13025618 The chick from PRWs story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:20:23 2015 No.13025628 >>13025620 It was fun, lots of breach/clear stuff was happening with us. I was mostly an engineer though, carrying as many rockets and tank mines as I could. I love explosions That and no one else ever carried Anti armor

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:20:27 2015 No.13025629 >>13025621 >Not having her start stealing milk to get a better chest. From her sister or from her mom? Or both?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:20:29 2015 No.13025630 >>13025608 My most memorable moment was playing with an idiot, he was driving a quad, me on back. He sees a mine on the road, FUCKING STEERS TOWARDS IT! Retard say "Hey look, a power-up!" My cries of no were silenced as we went up in flames.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:20:36 2015 No.13025632 >>13025624 What story?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:21:24 2015 No.13025634 >>13025617 I hope to have one of my characters in a pic one day. Ah to dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:21:52 2015 No.13025635 >>13025628 I mostly played medic since NO ONE ELSE WOULD Plus medpacks are handy, and defibs are the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:21:53 2015 No.13025636 >>13025632 http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:21:56 2015 No.13025637 >>13025617 >I will never write a character people care about enough to make art of Why do I even bother? >>13025634 You too?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:22:43 2015 No.13025644 >>13025585 Don't sleep with her during night face, lock yourself in a warded vault if you have to. Dick her only when she has day face and you're set, yeah. Or go dark souls and try to outfuck her during night face, who knows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:23:06 2015 No.13025646 >>13025634 >>13025637 So make something people like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:23:23 2015 No.13025647 File: 144 KB, 1456x650, bc4d7abe1716812a5ad4260663ca4356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm heading to bed. Don't argue about stupid shi-Oh who am I kidding?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:23:44 2015 No.13025648 >>13025646 How? I've been at it for ages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:23:48 2015 No.13025649 >>13025635 >Playing medic, follow my friend around because he always dies >Get annoyed eventually and revive him, then paddle him so he dies >Keep killing and reviving him >He stopped playing like a scrub after that

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:24:11 2015 No.13025651

>>13025629
Both

>Dads face when he walks in to see his wife and holst daughter tied to chairs as his hellhound daughter drinks straight from the tap.

>"Hey Dad~" she coos, pushing a her slightly bigger bust together "Whose got the better boobs now?"

>>13025637
Yep, me too

>>13025635
I was medic when we didn't have heavy armor to worry about.

I remember when you could kill guys with shock paddles.

Was the shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:24:33 2015 No.13025652 File: 83 KB, 368x323, butilikepapabest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025610 I LOVE POUTY HELLHOUND

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:24:43 2015 No.13025653 >>13025636 Hey, we only started to get comfy Don't ruin it with shotashit

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:25:12 2015 No.13025656 >>13025646 I'm trying anon. Hopefully one day I'm gonna have something that deserves it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:25:23 2015 No.13025657 >>13025644 >Or go dark souls and try to outfuck her during night face, who knows. >Dark Souls >YOU WERE RAPED >Wake up inna shrine during the day >She's there waiting >Never make it back to your blood stain >EVER Well, shit.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:25:48 2015 No.13025660

>>13025608

Sometimes I wonder why the fuck DICE hasn't made a new one, probably because they're shit now, just like EA.

Everything that came after BC2 was utter boring shit

They went from

>Majestic orchestral soundtrack
>Glorious sound design (them loud explosions making you momentarily deaf)
>Guns that felt powerful
>Great effects (especially explosions)
>Overall interesting menu designs

To

>WUBWUBWUB EPIN DUMBSTEP XD
>Irritating plastic-like sound effects
>Airsoft guns
>Bland explosions
>Buildings that don't collapse after being pounded
>Overall depressing and boring artistic "design" (blue tint on everything, supposedly used to make war look "bad", which is a fucking stupid idea on a battlefield game)
>SEASON PASS
>SHITTY SERVERLISTS
>SHIT FUCKING EA SERVERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:25:53 2015 No.13025661 >>13025651 Shock paddles were OP, one guy fucking killed me from across the map with them

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:26:05 2015 No.13025662 >>13025651 Man, I remember when I first learned you could kill with the shock pads I had to pause the game because I was laughing to hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:26:18 2015 No.13025663 File: 47 KB, 250x250, 1422390021832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025653 Nobody told you you had to read it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:26:36 2015 No.13025666 >>13025456 >>13025581 >>13025591 Okay this? All of this? Mag-fucking-nificent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:27:06 2015 No.13025670 >>13025660 Man, B4 and B3 were a mess

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:27:09 2015 No.13025671 >>13025661 Wut? >>13025660 Yeah, I did three and four but they just weren't the same. They lost their charm somewhere along the way

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:27:21 2015 No.13025673 >>13025648 >>13025656 Write characters that have depth beyond just being a cocksleeve.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:27:47 2015 No.13025675

>>13025648
So far what I've seen is.

>Make a genuinely good relateable character
>In a story that lasts long enough for people to grow really attached

OR

>Come up with a flash in the pan flavor of the month
>Hope it catches a drawfag's eye

That's about it. One is hard and one's a total gamble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:27:48 2015 No.13025676 >>13025662 Did you ever kill a tank with the drill? Or sneak up on a sniper with one and drill his head open?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:28:48 2015 No.13025680 >>13025673 But I do. There's hardly any sex in my stories because I'm more into the character interactions. >>13025675 So it's hopeless. I am enveloped by despair at the realization all my efforts are futile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:28:56 2015 No.13025682 >>13025676 Yes The fact that the drill/torch could kill was the best discovery I ever made in the game

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:29:17 2015 No.13025686 >>13025666 But does she have a pony tail, unbound hair, or one of those braids that hangs over one of her shoulders?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:29:29 2015 No.13025687 >>13025676 All the time when I ran out of rockets and mines. >>13025673 I'll try. I don't expect anyone to do a familiar drawing so I guess I will just need to keep writing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:29:35 2015 No.13025688 >>13025671 Dude glitched out somehow, his arms stretched across the map and killed me, the game thought he was using a gun, instead of a bullet it was stretchy arms and paddles, they even had drop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:30:47 2015 No.13025691 >>13025688 >arms stretched across the map and killed me Gomu Gomu no Pistol?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:30:48 2015 No.13025692 >>13025686 I'mma say unbound hair. Since that one picture of a Hellhound in short-shorts had it thus, and it looked DAMN good.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:31:48 2015 No.13025700

>>13025688
That is beautiful

I did some cod 4/ modern warfare 2 with buddies as well.

I remember when the game glichted up and folks were getting weapons that didn't need to be reloaded.

This included kill streaks.

Never have I had as much fun in that game as when I had a semi-auto AC130 with no reload.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:33:28 2015 No.13025709 >>13025700 >Cod And the conversation is over. Everyone, pack your bags

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:34:20 2015 No.13025712
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>>13025680
>So it's hopeless. I am enveloped by despair at the realization all my efforts are futile.

It's not guaranteed. Even something like Vengeance didn't get a single piece of art until it had over ten thousand views from people following it for awhile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:34:38 2015 No.13025715 Who's the seal girl again? http://i.imgur.com/JoR9uva.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:35:09 2015 No.13025717 >>13025715 selkie

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:35:14 2015 No.13025719 >>13025712 And how long did that take?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:35:24 2015 No.13025720 >>13025715 Selkie

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:36:04 2015 No.13025723

>>13025709
>shit taste

Yeah I know.

That was what we played before battle field.

Did show me that some of my friends are bricks though.

>Buddy in World at War tries to kill a tank with a flame thrower.

>Is confused when the tank takes no damage and kills him.

In other news.

Wurms are great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:36:36 2015 No.13025726 >>13025715 That looks awful, the Yetis arms must extend past her knees or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:37:19 2015 No.13025731 >>13025719 Uhhhhh few months of continuous updates? It's been like that for most drawfaggotry unless it happens backward with the art first like the Leona stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:37:35 2015 No.13025733 >>13025723 >In other news. >Wurms are great. Old news, but always relevant, Wurms are olev no matter what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:37:37 2015 No.13025734 >>13025726 Where they're going, they won't need knees

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:39:12 2015 No.13025741 >>13025734 >Making me want to watch Event Horizon >Making me want to greentext some MG space horror Why you gotta do this to me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:39:39 2015 No.13025745 File: 231 KB, 1024x1415, B9ZchjuCIAAFFld.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Topless Polt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:40:17 2015 No.13025750 >>13025741 Because, anon It was completely accidental but I will play it off as something I did on purpose Now, why don't you op some popcorn and watch it again

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:40:23 2015 No.13025752 >>13025741 Where are the space monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:40:28 2015 No.13025753 >>13025731 >few months So that's that then. I'll just keep being sad and bitter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:41:22 2015 No.13025759 >>13025745 All I can think of looking at that is wet dog smell. Why, Okayado? Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:41:34 2015 No.13025761 >>13025745 And a centaur, and a couple of lamia, and...is that an actual, straight-up Succubus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:41:41 2015 No.13025762 >>13025745 >wears a collar to the bath Nice. Who are those men? Or those bitches?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:42:07 2015 No.13025766 >>13025745 >She keeps the collar on even in the spa Adorable

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:43:12 2015 No.13025772 >>13025712 Jabberwock is best vengeance girl I want spin off with her being cute Why her name is Jack though? Is she alp jabberwock?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:43:33 2015 No.13025776 >>13025715 >>>/u/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:44:07 2015 No.13025779 >>13025772 >Is she alp jabberwock? It's a nickname, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:44:11 2015 No.13025781 >>13025772 >Jabberwock >J a bberwo ck >Jack

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:44:14 2015 No.13025783 >>13025745 Is that Polt's husbando?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:44:16 2015 No.13025784 >>13025772 Probably short for Jackie, or Jacqueline.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:45:55 2015 No.13025793 >>13025712 Poor girl. She deserves so much better then him.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:45:55 2015 No.13025794

>>13025723

I liked playing WaW with my buddy. Mostly because we loved the WWII weapons and the maps were pretty fun. Only played the "Hardcore" modes though because screw dumping half a Thompson drum into someone to knock them into second chance. And hated all the anacronistic fake red dot sight stand-ins

Also zombies, because it was still novel back then.
>Getting to round fifty the hard way on the original few maps
Fun times

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:46:25 2015 No.13025798 >>13025762 >Who are those men? Or those bitches? Judging by the shitty little sketches in the boxes, and the basic info below them, I'mma guess some guys who won a mail-in contest or some shit, and some waifus Okayado drew for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:46:32 2015 No.13025800 >>13025762 Okayado was having a 'send in a drawing of yourself and you might be in a little pic' Thus this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:47:09 2015 No.13025807 >>13025772 This guy is right >>13025784 Jaquelin I think was how I think she first introduced herself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:47:17 2015 No.13025808 >>13025794 Yea, good times. I still have flashbacks to the dogs though. I hear the hounds in my sleep. Some times they hunger for my flesh sometimes they hunger for delicious brown girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:48:40 2015 No.13025814 >>13025793 What's sad is she made him that way. Her and her sister are the reason he was treated as worse than garbage instead of just off-limits like the rest of the guys in class.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:48:43 2015 No.13025815 >>13025793 To be fair she's been a shit too. Even if she is my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:49:19 2015 No.13025818 >>13025798 >some guy got himself Polt waifu approved by author Lucky guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:50:01 2015 No.13025821 >>13025818 We must hunt this man down

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:50:32 2015 No.13025825 >>13025745 Huh, that first girls a Yuki-Onna Look at the ice pattern on the dress.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:51:35 2015 No.13025832 >>13025814 >>13025815 But hearing about all this stuff is the reason why I can't finish Vengeance. I hear about the all things he does to the girls and I can't help but feel sorry for them, even if they were mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:53:16 2015 No.13025840 >>13025832 He has actually been really nice to Trisha, much more than any other girl. She just tried to take him all for herself, and Nina laid the law down on her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:55:19 2015 No.13025851 >>13025840 Isn't that near the end? I don't think I can bother reading through all that just so the MC can be nice to a girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:56:17 2015 No.13025857 >>13025851 >bother reading Vengeance is one of our top stories. Acquire better taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:56:50 2015 No.13025860 >>13025851 >near the end? I don't think we're that close to the ending yet. It was a fairly recent development though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:57:53 2015 No.13025866 >>13025857 I know it's written well, but I just don't like the content in it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:58:15 2015 No.13025868 >>13025857 >liking torture porn

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:58:36 2015 No.13025871 >>13025860 I think he meant end as in up to now

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:58:38 2015 No.13025872 >>13025815 >>13025814 >>13025793 THIS IS THE FUTURE SHE CHOSE

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 13:59:40 2015 No.13025877 >>13025832 >it's not okay to shit on shit grills who nearly led you to suicide White knight detected >le nodding man.avi

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:00:30 2015 No.13025878 >>13025872 >"You were the chosen one! You were supposed to defeat the evil, not join it!" >"Bring wamth and comfort into the story, not have it continue with suffering!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:00:52 2015 No.13025881 >>13025872 But the future refused to change...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:02:21 2015 No.13025888 >>13025857 Not everyone is into the content.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:02:25 2015 No.13025889 File: 398 KB, 1000x1882, Chuuni squid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So what is the secret for a writefag to enter the hearts of anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:02:36 2015 No.13025891 I want to adopt a box of cheshire kittens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:02:47 2015 No.13025894 >>13025878 >"Bring wamth and comfort into the story, not have it continue with suffering!" >Try to calm everything the fuck down >Fail >Realize this is all your fault >Walk the path of destruction alongside the MC

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:03:25 2015 No.13025898 File: 445 KB, 1914x2598, Nina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025878 >"Bring wamth and comfort into the story, not have it continue with suffering!" Love Nina exists for that purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:03:30 2015 No.13025900 >>13025889 Write

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:04:13 2015 No.13025903 >>13025900 >write >a year passes >no success

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:04:28 2015 No.13025904 >>13025745 Oh look, a Dragonewt that isn't a flat dyke with malfoy haircut like that shit Draco.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:04:49 2015 No.13025906 File: 261 KB, 613x611, Cheshire L.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025891 Who would abandon a box of faggot cats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:05:16 2015 No.13025909 >>13025903 Git gud.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:05:53 2015 No.13025910

>>13025891
>See a Cheshire kitten in a box, a lone umbrella covering it from the rain
>Decide to adopt it, picking up the box
>Hathor's bust, this box is heavy. Thing's got to lose some pounds once it gets settled.
>arrive at home, the curiously looking Cheshire looking at you once you place the box down in the living room
>she smiles
>No, she grins
>And them multiple grins appear
>And then multiple Cheshire kittens appear
>Son of a bitch

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:06:04 2015 No.13025911

>>13025903
Not him but
>I got mad no one wrote about my favourite girls
So I wrote about my favourite girls. If you're mad that no one is drawing pictures of your headcannon waifu, then simply draw her.
I don't think best murmaider would have ever gotten content otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:06:31 2015 No.13025914 >>13025904 Is that a Dragonewt? I mean, she doesn't seem to have any lizard-y facial features like Draco did. She looks more like a Demon Girl to me...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:06:40 2015 No.13025915 >>13025906 Me, but then again, I am the best man for the job. For you see, I too am a troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:06:47 2015 No.13025916 >>13025903 Git gud bruh Jus bi urself

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:07:03 2015 No.13025918 File: 598 KB, 500x553, 1420146331707.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025909 Teach me sensei!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:08:42 2015 No.13025922 >>13025910 Welp, back to the street they go

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:08:48 2015 No.13025923

>>13025904
Where?

We have two lamia, a polt, and a succubus by the looks of it.

>>13025906
People with no taste.

>>13025910
Adorable.

>Dere-dere one with himecut

>kuudere one with short hair

>tomboy with side-tail

>The only time they ever act the same is when they prank you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:08:51 2015 No.13025924 >>13025918 No, just do it.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:08:55 2015 No.13025926

>>13025903
>Not writing constantly
How do you expect to get better or acquire readers with a one-trick pony? And why should you care if most anons don't read it? Write for yourself and that one anon who lurks through everything! Make your work available! Push yourself to continue! Make your waifu come to life and take requests!

If you need readers to constantly harass you, do a quest. On anonkun, not here, of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:09:38 2015 No.13025929 >>13025910 >A rare, brown shiny Cheshire is among them.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:10:11 2015 No.13025932

>>13025888

I don't like torture and I think it's very much worth reading. It's probably the highest quality story we have. Give it a shot.

Anyway, Trisha's the best. At least she's trying to redeem herself. I don't see things ending well for her, or anyone, sadly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:10:17 2015 No.13025934 >>13025878 There is horse pussy end for sunshine retards

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:10:27 2015 No.13025936 >>13025926 >Not writing constantly >one trick pony I... six updates last week alone. I'll just fuck off now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:10:28 2015 No.13025937 >>13025929 >Keep that one >Put the rest in BOX 24

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:10:31 2015 No.13025938 >>13025911 That's actually my main motivation for writing a story about a Kejourou that and this idea for the story is been something that's been floating in my mind for awhile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:11:17 2015 No.13025941 >>13025914 It clearly is. Has the same face markings, a lizard tail, no Snake eye hairclips.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:12:02 2015 No.13025947

>>13025923
>That one quiet Cheshire that seems to watch you when you're not looking
>She's practically a mute, and the youngest of the bunch
>Half the time you don't even know she's there because she's so damn quiet
>Unknown affiliation with any of the dere's, though you swear she might be a shade of yan

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:12:07 2015 No.13025949 >>13025938 >That's actually my main motivation It's a good motivation, man. One can only hope they do it justice though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:13:13 2015 No.13025952 >>13025936 What's an update? A few words? A lot of words? Writing too fast is just as bad because it means you're not doing proper editing.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:13:55 2015 No.13025954

>>13025947
I'd want to sneak up on her and hug her from behind.

Actually, I'd want to do that to all of them.

>Somehow surprise them. The give a shriek of surprise and teleport sideways in a random direction.

>Their eyes are wide and tails fluffed up while I laugh on the floor.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:14:00 2015 No.13025955
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>>13025941
I see none of those things.

Unless you're talking about the girl across from the succubus, in which case I see no wings.
I assumed she was a lamia, but you make a good point about the lack of hairclip. Maybe a regular lizard girl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:14:29 2015 No.13025961 >>13024260 Okay, you go first

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:14:32 2015 No.13025962 >>13025936 >measuring in updates >not works completed Improve! Success is measured by the corpses you leave, not the people you continue to hunt! >Editor Polt constantly harasses you to finish by the deadline.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:15:56 2015 No.13025966 >>13025952 >What's an update Upwards from a 1000 words? >>13025962 >works completed That's not right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:16:04 2015 No.13025967 >>13025962 >machineanon delivered half of dozen good stories but now he is ded ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:16:13 2015 No.13025969 >>13025961 >Replying to a 9-hour old post >Not seeing subsequent replies like >>13024273 Tha's pretty pointless bruh.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:16:24 2015 No.13025971

>>13025954
>They all teleport into random directions due to being scared
>One teleports into a wall
>One ended up in the ceiling fan
>Somehow, you have an attic
>How'd that one get in the trash?
>The claws sticking into your back due to one teleporting under your shirt to hide soles where that one went
>Bullshit, you didn't teleport to the cookie jar because you were scared

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:17:08 2015 No.13025973 >>13025947 >Unknown affiliation with any of the dere's, though you swear she might be a shade of yan Muh dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:17:14 2015 No.13025975 >>13025962 >The corpses you leave, not the people you continue to hunt! That is an...interesting metaphor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:17:44 2015 No.13025976 >>13025955 I can read a little of the kana. It says Riza-doman which is probably Lizardman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:17:57 2015 No.13025977 >>13025954 >they teleport into the wall >die Hope you happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:18:31 2015 No.13025978 >>13025975 Not him, but by the same merit, you could say that there's a better sense of achievement for hunting big game rather than countless small game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:18:32 2015 No.13025979 >>13025962 >Success is measured by the corpses you leave, not the people you continue to hunt! What a curious sounding metaphor

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:19:08 2015 No.13025984 >>13025976 >Which is probably >Ri = Li >Lizadoman Yeah. PROBABLY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:19:19 2015 No.13025985 >>13025932 >she's trying to redeem herself >implying

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:20:09 2015 No.13025989 >>13025978 Yes, I get the point. Just that he chose to go with "Corpses" and "People" is what's interesting. And moderately disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:20:35 2015 No.13025990 >>13025979 >>13025975 It's like don't count your chickens until they hatch. Don't work on several stories if you can't finish a single one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:21:43 2015 No.13025995 >>13025990 But if you get stuck on one story, you can't do anything if you're not allowed to work on more than one at a time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:22:14 2015 No.13025997 >>13025990 Who does it though? I think only alpanon does dozen of stories at the same time

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:22:35 2015 No.13025998 I just want to abandon an apophis waifu who got so wrapped up in overthrowing the pharoah that she completely forgot I existed. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:22:53 2015 No.13026000 >Cheshire with bubble wrap

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:23:16 2015 No.13026003 >>13025997 >dozen HALF a dozen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:23:50 2015 No.13026007 >>13025998 >Having a snake waifu in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:23:52 2015 No.13026008 >>13026000 >Cheshire with bubble wrap >Implying you wouldn't fight your daughteru for the possession of bubble wrap It's addicting

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:25:13 2015 No.13026015 >>13025998 Yes, always help to ruin a Pharaoh's life, because they are shitty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:25:26 2015 No.13026017 >>13025995 Then you stop working on it and try another. Then, as you work on the other you may figure it out and return to the previous one. Just try to focus on one goal instead of making several and failing them all.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:25:39 2015 No.13026022

>>13025998
What if she came to you, crawling on her hands, crying as she pleaded with you to come back to her. Begging and declaring that she only wanted to overthrow the Pharaoh so badly so that she could make you King? That any conquest she makes is futile and worthless without you by her side?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:26:14 2015 No.13026027 >>13026017 >failing them all Isn't that a little mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:26:39 2015 No.13026029 Box of six Cheshire kittens One laser pointer What chaos ensues?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:27:05 2015 No.13026032 >>13026008 >Small war erupts as you and all the daughters battle for the bubble wrap >one uses this time to eat all the sweets in the house >Have to go by her new clothes after the fighting while her sisters call her fatty

Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Mon Feb 9 14:27:35 2015 No.13026036

>>13024625
That battle of Celreulian Field was over a thousand years ago. Furthermore, Emperor Hanlion had those seven children long before 20 years ago with a wife much younger than he. Now he is almost a centenarian and all those sons are at least middle age by now and getting quite impatient.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:28:20 2015 No.13026040 >>13026029 The kind that leaves you needing new wallpaper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:30:23 2015 No.13026049 >>13026032 What would the kuu/yan one do?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:30:34 2015 No.13026050

>>13026017
>If you don't work on only one story at a time it's a failure
>This whole discussion started because wtireanons asked how to git good enough to have their writefaggotry drawn
>Measuring success based upon whether or not some one else wants to draw your stuff
It's hardly failure if no one draws your stuff, and it's hardly a failure to opt to work on more than one thing at a time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:30:55 2015 No.13026054 >>13026029 >One of them grabs at laser point >Thinks it's in her paws >NI SHI SHI >Opens paws >Hwah? >Laser appears on her forehead >Cheshires pile on top of her >NI SHI SHI INTENSIFIES

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:31:04 2015 No.13026056

>>13026032
>They poke her in all her soft places and tease her
>She ends up latching to you because you don't tease her
>You end up teasing her as well, pinching her pudgy cheeks
>Soon, guilt runs through everyone's bloodstream and you all team up to help her loose the pudge
>Though, you still pinch her cheeks on occasion

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:31:12 2015 No.13026057

>>13026027
It is. I'm assuming anon doesn't have a good head for time management or the necessary focus, where writing several stories by devoting certain time periods to each makes the task easily feasible. It's a little hypocritical as that's something I do all the time, but for someone starting out, focusing on things one at a time is easier.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:32:03 2015 No.13026060

>>13025832
>>13025851
He never did anything bad to Trisha

>Never beat her or even clipped her nails
>Never raped her or forced her to give up her virginity
>Never got back at her when she continued to tease him

You know he likes her. He lets her get away with so much shit. She's the only girl probably doing worse things than at the start and getting away with it.

>Broke into his house and robbed him
>Stranded him in a dangerous place
>Got cozy and chatty with the evil stepmom
>Goes through all his things without asking
>Brings the evil twin into his house

It was Nina that fucked her up. And she got reprimanded hard for going overboard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:32:26 2015 No.13026065 >>13026050 >It's hardly failure if no one draws your stuff Of course it is, getting your stuff drawn means you matter!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:33:15 2015 No.13026068 >>13026049 If it was Kuu >Silently takes it, lightly trembling and blushing Yan >Papa likes girls like this, don't you papa? >Teasing shifts to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:34:34 2015 No.13026073 >>13026060 It's good to know that he's not completely over the edge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:34:39 2015 No.13026074 >>13026065 >I don't matter A-anon... w-why? ;_; Where did I go wrong? I-I can change!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:36:04 2015 No.13026079 >>13026074 No anon. You and me, we're big screw-ups. Nothing but Devil Bugs for us in the giant mound of garbage we belong in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:38:16 2015 No.13026091 >>13026079 I'd like to keep pretending that this isn't true, but in all likelyhood, you're correct.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:39:21 2015 No.13026092

>>13026049
>Kuu just shakes her head in dissapo intent

>Yan radically misreads the situation and thinks that the dad is rewarding the chubby one

>"So daddy likes girls that way huh?"

>Proceed to repeat the process a month later after she starts sneaking extra sweets and Hathor Milk

>Dad wonders why said milk was even there in the first place

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:39:33 2015 No.13026093 >>13026091 It's fine anon. I'll hold your hand as the swarms of Devil Bugs swoop down upon us. No Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:39:44 2015 No.13026094 >>13026068 >The yan/kuudere Cheshire buggers off to sniff her papas boxers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:42:02 2015 No.13026097 >>13026094 >Reminded of that one hentai where the dad finds his daughteru with his boxers over her head like Hentai Kamen or some shit. It's very lewd.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:42:13 2015 No.13026099

>>13026073
She's won him over enough that in the most recent update she's even got him thinking things like if she didn't have a sister and if he he didn't have all these other women and troubles that he could wash his hands of everything and start life fresh with her.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:42:40 2015 No.13026101

>>13026022
It only took her 3 years to figure it out. The perfect plan to overthrow the pharaoh had been so simple, a poison in her lovers sperm and the throne was hers for the taking. Now that she had it though, she realized something was missing. Something important, something she cared a lot about. But what was it? The question ate at her over the next few weeks as she reshaped the kingdom in her image, she knew something was missing but for the life of her she couldn't figure out what. Then it happened, a diplomat arrived from a neighboring land. His face was familiar and comforting, like an old friend and then they announced his name. "Now introducing Anonymous, from the country of Boletariot.", his name brought it all crashing back down on her. The thing missing was him, HER lover, where had he gone, when had he left her? She couldn't help it; she broke down into tears, sobbing uncontrollably as she launched herself at the diplomat, wrapping him up in her coils and peppering him with kisses. "It's been a long time my dear, hasn't it?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:43:06 2015 No.13026103 File: 638 KB, 1041x1510, 09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026092 It's all fun and games until their real mother comes and takes them back without asking you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:43:10 2015 No.13026104 >>13026093 I don't really know you that well, anon. Maybe if we get a drink first or something... n-no alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:44:08 2015 No.13026109 >>13026103 What a shitty mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:44:14 2015 No.13026111 >>13026101 I feel the desire to ask "What happens next?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:44:18 2015 No.13026112 >>13026097 Name?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:44:45 2015 No.13026113 >>13026103 Please tell me she gets her shit kicked in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:45:01 2015 No.13026114 >>13026099 I think what I dislike most about vengeance is at its core it's a typical harem plot. All these girls want or fawn over him for no god damn reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:46:00 2015 No.13026119 >>13026112 Pretty sure it's the second episode of Papa Love.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:47:16 2015 No.13026122

>>13026111
>During his time away Anon realized once she had rebuilt this kingdom in her image it wouldn't be enough
>She would soon come for other places, for Boletariot where he'd been surrounded by so many wonderful people and MGs alike
>She didn't make a noise as he quickly slid the knife into her chest and she slumped over him
>As the guards rushed him down he was crying too

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:47:28 2015 No.13026123 >>13025597 Sounds like heaven to me honestly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:48:18 2015 No.13026127 >>13026122 ...pls no...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:48:23 2015 No.13026128 >>13026122 gay

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:49:50 2015 No.13026140

>>13026114
>Nina kind of liked him and was broken into being crazy about him
>Trisha always had a crush on him
>June hates his guts but is stuck with him
>Everyone else just treats him as a curiosity or a free dick
>If they don't hate him

He's got two women that genuinely want his babies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:51:38 2015 No.13026149 >>13026122 What's this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:55:52 2015 No.13026178 File: 1.41 MB, 2113x1506, [Nicchi]Otaku no Musume-san 59_28+29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026113 Nope, but MC got rekt hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:56:32 2015 No.13026183 >>13026140 >He's got two women that genuinely want his babies. And both of them are fucking insane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:57:22 2015 No.13026188 >>13026122 Noice More

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:57:47 2015 No.13026190 >>13026183 It's kind of his fault anyway.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:57:59 2015 No.13026192

>>13026122
>Gets knocked the fuck out, beaten into unconsciousness by the guards.
>Wakes up who knows how long after.
>Everything is sore, outright anguish filling his body with the slightest flex of any given muscle.
>Expects to be in a prison cell.
>Realizes he actually seems to be laying on something soft.
>Can feel a pleasant sensation across his head, a gentle caress.
>And a sobbing noise, crying, occasionally feeling something wet across his cheek.
>Looks around, and sees the Queen, the Apophis he'd once called lover.
>Her chest is heavily bandaged around where he'd stabbed her.
>He's laying on a bed, her coils wrapped around him like a nest, and his head resting on her 'lap'.
>He can hear her words, saddened whispers coming through the sobs, her tears dripping onto your own bandaged cheek.
>"I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I forgive you...I'm sorry...please wake up..."

Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:59:07 2015 No.13026197 >>13025745 A cute CC Yuki-onna invites you to her 10C/50F bath. Do you accept?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:59:14 2015 No.13026198 >>13026188 How can I do that? I killed both characters in four lines and pissed off Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:59:29 2015 No.13026200 >>13026190 And he's their fault to begin with. [ron paul image macros intensify]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:59:47 2015 No.13026201 >>13026183 I want to sell tickets to that fight Horse pussy vs pussy pussy MONDAY NIGHT

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:59:47 2015 No.13026202 >>13026197 I've swum in colder water, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:00:26 2015 No.13026204 >>13026192 >rewriting story to your vanillafags tastes You understand how pathetic it is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:00:38 2015 No.13026206 >>13026197 Not a fan of baths, prefer showers, they remind me of the rain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:00:42 2015 No.13026207 >>13026192 Ohhhh fine that's fucking adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:00:47 2015 No.13026208 >>13026204 Yes, but I'm tired and leaving anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:01:08 2015 No.13026211 >>13026140 Here's the question: Why did they like him? He's a mega asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:02:35 2015 No.13026222 >>13026178 Well that's shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:02:45 2015 No.13026225 >>13026211 He was a nice quiet guy before he went all crazy asshole. One of them likes him being a controlling asshole, and the other wants him to be that nice quiet guy again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:03:37 2015 No.13026230 >>13026211 >He's a mega asshole. That hasn't stopped a woman before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:04:39 2015 No.13026234 >>13026230 Usually the mega assholes have something to back it up that makes them diserable - looks, wealth, etc. Far as I know the MC from the story has none of those things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:05:06 2015 No.13026236 >>13026230 tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:05:48 2015 No.13026240 >>13026234 He has something better. He's MC-kun. [You]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:07:06 2015 No.13026245 >>13026236 >Guaranteed replies. >>>/tumblr/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:08:31 2015 No.13026257 >>13026234 Maybe he's really good at scrabble.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:08:58 2015 No.13026262

>>13026234
He goes to an absurdly expensive private school and his stepmother is hinted many times to be a sugar momma.

And the fact that single guys are pretty rare there. Wasn't the ratio of women to men in his class like three to one? The women are all over anything that's not a broken dick. Didn't it take less than a week for every other man in his class to get snatched up once June got what she deserved?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:17:50 2015 No.13026301 >>13025906 I don't know. But i'm making sure they all get a home. Or i'll just take them all in myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:21:17 2015 No.13026315 Uh-Oh! Your monster girl daughteru is shy around them human boys What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:22:52 2015 No.13026325 >>13026315 Tell her that it's okay because some of them are into that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:23:26 2015 No.13026327 >>13026315 Tell her it's daijoubu

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:24:00 2015 No.13026330 >>13026315 mandatory dick the daughteru post.txt

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:24:15 2015 No.13026331 >>13025617 Griffon still the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:24:28 2015 No.13026333 >>13026222 His tears were delicuous

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:25:27 2015 No.13026339 >>13026315 Fuck her butt until she stops being a coward.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:25:29 2015 No.13026340 >>13026315 U gay m8? Git gud

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:26:27 2015 No.13026345 >>13026315 It's ok, not every boy want's a stupid rape machine anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:26:43 2015 No.13026348 >>13026330 >>13026339 Heh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:26:58 2015 No.13026350 >>13025745 Those lucky bastards. The guy with polt and the one with the succubus or whatever seem cool. Would hang out with those guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:27:30 2015 No.13026352 >>13026315 Kidnap a shota and give it to her, then tell her she isn't allowed to leave her room until she does what she has do to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:29:02 2015 No.13026360 >>13026315 Pat her on the head and say I was shy around girls when I was her age, there's nothing to worry about. Besides, a lot of guys like shy girls. I'm sure she'll find a nice boy someday.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:29:11 2015 No.13026361 >>13026352 >"My daughteru has to be the way I want her to be." Bro, do you even parent?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:30:13 2015 No.13026363 >>13026348 I'll fuck your butt and all to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:31:05 2015 No.13026368 >>13026363 Alp pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:32:38 2015 No.13026375 >>13026262 >June got what she deserved Obligatory June did nothing wrong

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:38:13 2015 No.13026391

>>13026103
>Daughterus keep trying to come back but she always grabs them

>Wallow in depression for years

>Even try to get custody but lose

>Damn tanukis

>Wake up one day to see the cheshire daughterus, now full grown, standing around your bed

>Decide to come back to you as they are now full grown, saying they can be your wives if they can't be your daughters

>Yan is maximum overHEALTH because she still thinks you like girls like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:39:03 2015 No.13026394 >>13026315 Shy Girls are cute. Long as she doesn't attract and bring home some kinda creeper, it's all good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:40:31 2015 No.13026400 >>13026391 >Maximum overHEALTH So fat. It's okay, we'll all help her get actually healthy again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:40:56 2015 No.13026401 >>13026315 It's fine. But i'll keep some raging mushrooms in the pantry just incase.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:40:57 2015 No.13026402
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>>13025990
Side-note to this, don't try to write updates for multiple things at once, doesn't really work out too well. Changing to something else when it feels slow or uninspired can work out but juggle too much and you have 10k+ of unfinished scenes for the time spent.

>>13025997
You should have spotted that from "six updates last week".

>>13025903
>Alp probably, but anyone really.
>Not dead after a year
>Not success
Lacking any proper metric of THE HEART and avoiding philosophical shit, grow a pair of proper breasts, you flat-staged alp and continue being bullied.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:42:37 2015 No.13026408 >>13026402 >THE HEART Please explain further.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:43:07 2015 No.13026412 >>13026391 >Yan Cheshire >Willingly sharing papa with her sisters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:43:47 2015 No.13026413 >>13026368 I don't find any pleasure in it m8, it's to assert dominance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:44:41 2015 No.13026417 >>13026400 Please anon, Everyone knows that you can do as you wish and I won't judge you. It's good of you to set her straight if you feel that way

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:44:53 2015 No.13026419 >>13026413 Alp Pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:45:03 2015 No.13026420 >>13026412 >Not making it clear that hurting ones own family is not living their life correctly

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:45:47 2015 No.13026425 >>13026412 she's light Yan Besides, she knows she's daddys favorite

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:48:58 2015 No.13026437 File: 402 KB, 850x1247, nine foot two.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you a bad enough dude to love her tenderly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:51:11 2015 No.13026448 >>13026437 I want to kiss her tummy and hold her close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:51:23 2015 No.13026450 >>13026437 Anyone who turns down such a plea, is not sane.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:51:45 2015 No.13026452 Reminder that it's okay for your monster girl daughteru to sleep on your lap

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:51:46 2015 No.13026453 >>13026437 I damn well am going to try

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:52:59 2015 No.13026460

>>13026437
Till she can't walk right and there is no doubt she's pregnant with our loving offspring. If any of you remember form last thread the discussion about how tall is too tall she's the one I was talking about. I'm gonna love her so tenderly everybody within a 5 mile radius will get diabetes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:53:02 2015 No.13026461 >>13026419 You're the one getting the D so you're the alp here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:53:33 2015 No.13026462 >>13026452 It also applies for the waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:54:25 2015 No.13026467 >>13026452 It's not for me. I don't want anyone to be near my lap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:55:01 2015 No.13026473 >>13026462 What about daughteru sleeping in your lap while you sleep in your waifu's lap?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:56:00 2015 No.13026477 >>13026462 She's a full grown woman, she needs to learn that the kids get their turns first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:56:03 2015 No.13026478 >>13026437 >I can even lie down for you to make it easier. Sub strong girls are so good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:57:25 2015 No.13026486 >>13026478 My nigga.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:58:26 2015 No.13026490 >>13026473 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:58:34 2015 No.13026491 File: 363 KB, 2000x2500, EFxgkyV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026452

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:01:59 2015 No.13026506 >>13026437 Alright, I'l take the offer. I want you to lie down and rest your head on my lap so I can give you some relaxing headscratches as we watch a movie together on the couch at night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:04:13 2015 No.13026516 File: 297 KB, 878x900, schaden.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026491 We should have a version of pic-related where /mgg/ tosses Laska into the trashcan with other shitty things.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:05:05 2015 No.13026524

>>13026262
>June got what she deserved?
Why is this thread so forgiving for Trisha yet froths at the mouth whenever June is brought up? That poor girl got the worst of his punishments, and she barely did anything to him.

I mean, he beat up some of the other girls, but he completely ruined June's life. And did only one of two things to him, it's not fucking fair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:06:30 2015 No.13026529 File: 226 KB, 500x600, Oomukade_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where the hell is the vagina on this thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:07:18 2015 No.13026535 >>13026529 You're fucking with me right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:07:22 2015 No.13026536 >>13026529 Under the flap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:07:32 2015 No.13026537 >>13026516 I guess I have a few minutes to spare...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:07:40 2015 No.13026540 >>13026529 Y'see that seal? It's a lewd seal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:08:02 2015 No.13026542 >>13026524 She tied a little freshman Kitsune to a pole, and made out with the Kitsunes boyfriend in front of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:09:30 2015 No.13026551 >>13026540 What happens if you remove it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:10:05 2015 No.13026554 >>13026537 Splendid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:10:26 2015 No.13026555 >>13026551 You jam your p00nis in her vag00

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:10:38 2015 No.13026557 >>13026551 Lewd things with the pussy underneath it, and your dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:10:44 2015 No.13026559 >>13026551 It would be extremely pleasurable

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:11:06 2015 No.13026560 >>13026542 ONE TIME That's the kind of thing you punish her by tricking her to go in front of the entire class in her underwere, not maim her, steal her virginity and prevent her from ever falling in love.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:13:30 2015 No.13026572 File: 116 KB, 1280x720, 1423336753652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026560 But that likely isn't the only time June NTRd a monstergirl away from their boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:13:33 2015 No.13026573 >>13026559 FOR YOU. And probably her, too.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:13:41 2015 No.13026574

>>13026524
I think his reasoning was a combination of two things.

1. He didn't do his research when he screwed her the first time. He thought he'd just humiliate her and did worse instead. That's squarely on him.
2. She was the strongest and the biggest threat to him once he fucked up the first way. She was trying to hook him on her venom after that. So he responded to the threat and ruined her even more.

She forced his hand on that one. But you really can't blame her for it either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:13:43 2015 No.13026575 >>13026560 I've not ever read Vengeance, but out of curiosity, was it ever explicitly stated she only did such a thing once?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:13:45 2015 No.13026576 >>13026559 She's a long girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:15:20 2015 No.13026584 >>13026572 This. She kept the entire male population of her class from having relationships because she called it her territory and wanted to be able to have lots of options to choose from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:16:25 2015 No.13026589 >>13026576 For you. That being said, I don't normally care for bug girls, but she hits the right notes for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:16:48 2015 No.13026591 >>13026574 Yeah, She was quite the Snake

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:17:20 2015 No.13026595 >can't stop thinking about pouty Hellhound wanting Papa's attention Not a terrible fate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:17:36 2015 No.13026596 >>13026575 It was given as one example by the MC of how she was a cunt to everyone and not just him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:17:44 2015 No.13026597 >>13026560 I've not read Vengeance, but haring shit like >>13026584 makes it sound like "preventing her from falling in love" is exactly what she deserved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:18:22 2015 No.13026600 >>13026529 Imagine if she bites you down there. Imagine how everything would feel afterward.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:18:42 2015 No.13026601
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>You'll never bed an aging monstergirl
>You'll never exhaust her before you become exhausted
>You'll never capitalize on this by refusing to show mercy, just as she would've done in her youth

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:19:34 2015 No.13026602 >tfw no phoenix girl to help regain her powers while she eats ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:19:45 2015 No.13026603 File: 680 KB, 620x877, 1392789387165.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here have we the introduction to Philosowurm. More to follow as the week goes on. http://pastebin.com/68AtQzeB

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:20:54 2015 No.13026606 >>13026602 We need cute Ankh-chan art.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:20:56 2015 No.13026607 >>13026603 I'm guessing you're Alp. If so, have a good day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:21:01 2015 No.13026609 >>13026601 >implying Monster Girls don't grew lewder and lustier with old age

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:21:37 2015 No.13026612 >>13026603 wunderbar

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:21:57 2015 No.13026613 >>13026603 >Knew it was Alpie before clicking the link Well that's creepy. Keep up the good work, Alpie

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:22:47 2015 No.13026616 >>13026607 >guessing You could have confirmed it by following the link. But it's not like I WANT you to read my shit or anything. You too >>13026613 How is it creepy when it was on made clear on Saturday I was going to do this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:24:25 2015 No.13026624 >>13026616 Because for some strange and unusual reason I've known when a story that's posted is yours for a while now before actually clicking the link That's why it's creepy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:24:52 2015 No.13026626 >>13026616 Don't be tsundere Alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:26:22 2015 No.13026631 >>13026624 Maybe there's something about the way I bring them up? >>13026626 I could go S-dere but that'd be lame because Alps aren't meant for that.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:27:11 2015 No.13026638

>>13026572
>>13026575
Possibilities that someone "Likely" did something is not worth completely fucking their life over.

>>13026574
I understand his reasoning, but that doesn't make it any more fair. The fact he screwed up so much the first time shows that she deserves retribution. Remember that one greentext about the Zombie who pulled a revenge prank on her husband and everyone thought she went too far? That's what happened here, but even worse.

Look, I'm not saying June did nothing wrong, or that she wasn't a jerk, but don't the people in these threads love healing? Like MGK's Lilim, turning a Monster Girl who's a bitch, giving them some love and attention they need, and helping them to be a better person. June had a troubled home life which probably lead her to being the bully she was. But she needs a human boy capable of love, compassion, understanding, and incredibly patience when she messes up or does something mean, and that way they can both be happy together.

June isn't really a bad person, she just makes a lot of bad choices, and lately with how MC has treated her, those bad choices end up being the logical ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:27:46 2015 No.13026641 >>13026631 Maybe. I don't know

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:28:57 2015 No.13026644 File: 132 KB, 878x900, EffortLevelMAX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026516 There ya go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:30:53 2015 No.13026653 >>13026644 You made my day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:33:41 2015 No.13026663 >>13026644 Did laska end? I never read it but im guessing its not good

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:34:44 2015 No.13026668 >>13026663 You aren't missing much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:34:53 2015 No.13026670 >>13026663 Yes, but bob is doing a rewrite because it was shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:35:18 2015 No.13026672 >>13026663 Laska is actually really good, it's mostly memehate. The ending was a cop out though which is why people hate it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:36:32 2015 No.13026678 >>13026672 Howd it end?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:37:23 2015 No.13026680 >>13026663 Eh, I'm staying out of this one...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:37:33 2015 No.13026681 >>13026672 >memehate BIDF pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:37:57 2015 No.13026685 >>13026678 Everyone died.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:38:41 2015 No.13026687 >>13026678 Key cancer. I mean, at least it was hinted at. I thought the story did its job well, nukige and all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:40:35 2015 No.13026693 >>13026678 Dad died almost of nowhere, Mom was a ghost or some shit who left laska while she was grieving, she gets knocked up by her boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:41:03 2015 No.13026697 >>13026603 I look forward to its continuation, Alpie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:41:55 2015 No.13026702 >>13026697 Here's hoping you won't be expecting too much. Still, we'll see as the week goes by.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:44:16 2015 No.13026713 >>13026693 Damn. Thats sucks

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:45:33 2015 No.13026721

>>13026678
Key aids get the dad, the mom was just a figment of laska's mind, laska gets pregnant with Enriquo's baby, Snape kills Dumbledoor, everyone is in a giant computer, the monsters were the village elders, and the catalyst is a small child.

Oh, and rosebud is the name of anon dads sled

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:46:19 2015 No.13026725

>>13026663
No, it will never end, like the roller coaster it just keeps going and going and going and going
crap after shit after stupid shit of the same boring poorly thought out characters constantly being written about in another boring lifeless existence.
Totally not worth reading at all.
Definitely as bad as people say it is.
Pure and total shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:46:27 2015 No.13026727 >>13026713 Tell me about it. Everyone was angry about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:49:46 2015 No.13026742 >>13026721 Yo fuck the village, I hated that shit when I went to watch it. would any movie be improved by adding monster girls? Would Saw be better with monster girls?

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Feb 9 16:50:39 2015 No.13026746

>>13025255
I'll say this much: I don't actually have any plans for Marcus in the future. He was simply another actor in the world, doing his own thing and living his life. I like to create stories going untold, creating a world which doesn't just rotate around one guy.

>>13025306
>>13025318
>>13025340
>>13025350
Wow, an opportunity for an actual spoiler! I'm sorely tempted to outright explain it, as the MC will likely never seek to discover the truth of the ability that has been given to him. I won't do that, but I will say that - while he'd sincerely argue otherwise - he isn't seeing the "true" anything. The purifications of sight performed on paladins-in-training by the knight-magi of the indoctrinators will be brought up in more detail later. Amusingly, in GURPS this was the cheapest ability to stat out for him.

>>	PantyQuest Mon Feb 9 16:50:45 2015 No.13026747 File: 640 KB, 900x1000, 1487580435534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello, we'd like to talk to you about The Fallen God. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/xS9fRkYb New page: http://pastebin.com/ECmNGvSC

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:50:46 2015 No.13026748 >>13026693 >out of nowhere It was hinted with those constant dizzy spells he would experience through out the story. Remember the accident he got in to get all that money? It all tied together alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:51:19 2015 No.13026751 >>13026638 June wanted to pick a husband out of a lineup like a kid getting a fish at a pet store. I'd still like to see that route with June that YBA teased last time this came up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:52:31 2015 No.13026758 >>13026748 That's what I meant from almost out of nowhere. He went from having dizzy spells to a corpse in a single chapter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:52:55 2015 No.13026760 >>13026751 >Implying there is anything wrong with that Like I said, she needs love, healing, and understanding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:53:04 2015 No.13026761 >>13026758 So he had a stroke?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:53:15 2015 No.13026762 >>13026746 Now that you're here I'd just like to point out I look up to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:54:15 2015 No.13026771 >>13026761 He had a stroke, laska was forced to pull the plug, and the laska's surrogate mother fucked off to heaven or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:55:33 2015 No.13026779 >>13026747 >In conclusion, Dark Priests can be a test on your member's will Dohoho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:56:50 2015 No.13026783 >>13026758 Strokes are pretty sneaky. Pearl harbor was pretty sneaky too

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:57:16 2015 No.13026784

>>13026742
Twilight is now about a boring girl who discovers a world of werewolves and vampires

She jumps off a cliff like a retard and dies while the werewolf and vampire double team a guy while arguing who is better.

It's a single movie that ends with bigamy and a dead idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:57:21 2015 No.13026785 >>13026783 Mr. Kim prease.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:58:17 2015 No.13026788 >>13026783 Boatsluts

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:58:18 2015 No.13026789 >>13026747 >Dark Priest dorm is basically a test on how much control you have against your nethers Amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:59:51 2015 No.13026795 >>13026758 chapter before last he had a bigger stroke but dismissed it as nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:01:25 2015 No.13026801 >>13026795 I forgot about that. It's been so long since I've read it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:01:52 2015 No.13026803 >>13026784 Cut, print, sell 3 billion books.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:02:13 2015 No.13026805 File: 2.01 MB, 2161x3347, mg bad ends.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Couldn't recall the font I used. Oh well. New bad end MG.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:02:40 2015 No.13026806 File: 127 KB, 1052x1091, 1412190110062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026603 So... anything?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:03:07 2015 No.13026808

OK /mgt/, I had a dream that sorta involved Monster Girls, but I'd like you to interpret it and tell me what I should do.

I was in some college classroom and someone fucked up and got sent to the Headmaster's Office or something. I along with 2 others got sent too because we were near her. So everyone went and sat in respective seats while the Headmaster had long talks with one person at a time. It was then mostly waiting.

Then I look to the side and saw some office lady working behind a desk, and an old friend of mine there too. I went up to him, greeted him, and he told me he was required to volunteer at the office and do stuff. The lady then noticed how long the wait was to get to the head master and told me there was a quick way to just be clean of this incident, and that involved meeting with my friend in the back bedroom the office had and having with him.

This would turn me into an Alp and I knew this but I was overall OK with the idea. So we all got ready, and when I went to the bedroom there was my friend naked too. I got on top of him, but I eventually chickened out it was still too gay for me and I just couldn't go through with it. My friend insisted he was fine but seemed really depressed and disappointed as he walked off. I then went to the Office Lady and confessed I couldn't go through with it. That's when I woke up.

It was so fucking surreal because thoughts of Alping were so prominent, yet not really much else Monster Girl-ish. I mean, the Office Lady kinda came off as a sexy office succubus, but I'm not sure, I never thought of her as that, only she looked it. Is my subconcious telling me I want to be an Alp, but I'm not prepared for it or something? Please help /mgt/, this is scaring me.

>>	Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Feb 9 17:03:23 2015 No.13026809 >>13026762 There's no good reason to do that; I'm just some schmuck writing stories about monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:04:15 2015 No.13026812 >>13026809 So am I, but you actually do world building instead of trying to make it through the day with Tarantino-dialogue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:05:02 2015 No.13026814 >>13026805 She's not that bad compared to the others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:05:20 2015 No.13026817 >>13026760 >Implying there is anything wrong with that There is when you shut every other girl out of the game for years It would still be something to see her try to get that love and understanding from MC. Like squeezing blood from a turnip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:06:28 2015 No.13026824 >>13026808 I knew all this Alp shit was going to turn everyone into fags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:06:42 2015 No.13026825 >>13026805 Oh my God, kill it with fire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:07:59 2015 No.13026828 >>13026808 >Please help /mgt/, this is scaring me. You can start by deleting your post and fucking off to /r9k/ or something.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Feb 9 17:08:56 2015 No.13026831

>>13026812
Hey, dialogue builds worlds, too. People are shaped by the world they live in. If monstergirls speak the same way we do then doesn't that imply a particularly odd world in which everything turned out to mirror our own? Dialogue shapes perceptions of the reader, too. It took months for people to realize that the lens through which Val viewed the world was, in fact, warped and broken after years of psychological damage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:10:26 2015 No.13026840 >>13026831 You trying to get me to lighten up or something? You're still better than me and nobody will disagree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:12:16 2015 No.13026853 File: 246 KB, 1338x826, alp anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >He has yet to embrace his inner Alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:13:01 2015 No.13026855 File: 117 KB, 1213x840, 5765767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026824 The Alp menace approaches, how do we protect ourselves from Alping?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:13:41 2015 No.13026857 >>13026855 By giving them the dick first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:13:52 2015 No.13026858 What kind of MG would be a daddy's girl, and go for older men?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:14:07 2015 No.13026860

>You'll never be a delinquent in MGC
>You'll never have a Hellhound rival
Or some other tough monstergirl, whatever you want.
>You'll never get into brawls with her constantly.
>She'll never pull you into a fierce kiss after a particularly violent fight.
>You'll never have a monstergirl girlfriend/rival
Damn it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:14:13 2015 No.13026861 >>13026855 We could always go down to Jimmy's basement to drink beer, eat nachos and play vidya. Surely none of them will follow us there!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:15:10 2015 No.13026866 >>13026860 Fuck. Rivals that end up falling in love with each other in the end are the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:15:33 2015 No.13026868 >>13026858 Alice. Witches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:16:12 2015 No.13026873 >>13026858 Alice no contest

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:16:13 2015 No.13026874 >>13026860 >Angry rival sex/fights. >Yes.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:16:36 2015 No.13026876 >>13026861 Isn't Jimmy the guy with a truckload of women after his dick? Yeah I mean I guess that's a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:16:39 2015 No.13026877 File: 63 KB, 389x600, alp lilim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026855 There is no need to resist. Those with a womanly heart will become Alps and know joy. Those with a manly heart will embrace the Alps and also know joy.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:17:02 2015 No.13026880

>>13026784
Snakes on a plane is the same plot but with Lamia passangers.

Bad guy throws pheromones into the plane not to kill the guy under protection but to force him to have a clingy enough waifu that he can't show up to testify against him in court.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:18:36 2015 No.13026893 >>13025745 >Polt's taken I'm kinda happy actually

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:18:52 2015 No.13026897 >>13026876 >Jimmy's basement is consisted of him and a bunch of MG's either playing video games or trying to flirt with him >Some are just there because free food >Everythingisbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:19:12 2015 No.13026901 File: 239 KB, 758x800, Hellhound_undies2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026860 If it's a Hellhound you will have probably always ended up losing. Both of you improving, but she always manages to stay one step ahead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:19:27 2015 No.13026903 >>13026880 We need a Simon Pegg movie with monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:20:30 2015 No.13026906 >>13026903 >Hellhounds chasing Simon Pegg >He tries to escape by jumping over a fence >Later, has to give his Cornetto to a Wurm

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Feb 9 17:20:35 2015 No.13026907

>>13026840
Hey, I'm just sayin'. Dialogue can be really tough to do well, and as far as specializations go I'd rather do solid dialogue than anything else. If you've ever watched The Room, you know that dialogue can completely change how you perceive the entire story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:20:36 2015 No.13026908 >>13026903 >Simon Pegg Blech. We need a BRUCE CAMPBELL movie, but with Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:20:48 2015 No.13026910 >>13026901 What about the one time you caught her with her pants down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:20:58 2015 No.13026912 >>13026901 Ok, why? >inb4 invincible monstars

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:21:33 2015 No.13026914 >>13026877 How do you Alp so hard you become the Lilim of Alps? Does this Alp actually have the power to bully and not be bullied?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:22:13 2015 No.13026918 >>13026912 hellhounds can't be dommed m8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:22:29 2015 No.13026921 >>13026907 Just accept your position as my better dammit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:22:41 2015 No.13026922 >>13026912 Because invincible monstars I kid, I kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:22:57 2015 No.13026923 >>13026903 >Hot Fuzz with monster girls This idea is for the greater good at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:23:32 2015 No.13026925 >>13026914 The other Lilims would bully them. Even though becoming a Lilim is impossible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:23:47 2015 No.13026928 >>13026923 >for the greater good FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:23:50 2015 No.13026929 Well shit comrades, You and your waifu are about to get caught in an emission storm and there is an Alp blocking the shelter. How do you deal with the cyka?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:24:02 2015 No.13026930 >>13026918 Someone swore to make a dom Kikimora a few threads ago, why can't Hellhounds be subs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:24:27 2015 No.13026932 >>13026918 Who said anything about domming? Punching her face into a new shape isn't really "domming".

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:25:05 2015 No.13026933 >>13026929 Grab her by the tail and drag her in with us. My waifu doesn't mind threeways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:25:24 2015 No.13026935 File: 206 KB, 500x281, 1423520724215.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Psst. Guys. Think about this. Kaiji but with Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:25:36 2015 No.13026937 >>13026929 Push her in and run inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:25:44 2015 No.13026939 >>13026929 "HERE'S A GRENADE, YOU NAZI" >[Clear Sky broken laser precision grenade mechanics intensify]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:25:48 2015 No.13026940 >>13026929 Slam dunk the little shit into the ground out of the way for my precious waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:26:02 2015 No.13026941 >>13026929 For one thing, I don't have a waifu. Second of all, I'm gonna cheeki that fuckers breeki. Then I'm throwing her to the mutant girls so they can bully her

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:26:06 2015 No.13026942 >>13026929 Well, there's only one way and we must do it in style We drop kick the Alp. Because I've always wanted to drop kick someone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:26:12 2015 No.13026943 >>13026930 You were just talking about wanting a Hellhound rival who you get into brawls with constantly. I thought we were on the same page, but you want her to be submissive somehow as well.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:26:19 2015 No.13026944

>>13026803
Harry Potter now covers a boy going through Magic school after living with his aunt and uncle for years since his parents were slain by "she who must not be named"

School is sponsored by the sabbath and he makes friends with a loyal ginger and a bookish familiar

He's famous for surviving the dark lady and soon must contend with her followers the "Dick Eaters" trying to kidnap him and bring her back after Her dissapearence

It ends with lady voldemort, a CC lamia with white scales, engaging in vigorous hate sex with him while revealing that his parents "death" and his survival was just a result of a spell gone awry after she called out Harry's mom for cheating at scrabble and that they are just stuck on an alternate plane of existence.

They get married after mind blowing hate sex and have two kids mentioned in a ill written epilogue

Also Dumbledoor goes alp halfway through the series

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:26:42 2015 No.13026946 >>13026906 The Hellhounds would probably just burn through the fence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:27:09 2015 No.13026949 >>13026943 You're the one who brought it up m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:27:24 2015 No.13026951 >>13026944 Fun fact about Harry Potter: Originally Nintendo was going to buy the rights to it. So instead of getting the movies, we would've had Nintendo Games, and Harry Potter in Smash Bros.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:27:25 2015 No.13026952 >>13026946 That's the joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:27:55 2015 No.13026955 >>13026929 I squat, and as I don;t have a waifu I just sneeki breeki past the little fucker, then lock the door and bully her from inside.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:28:56 2015 No.13026960 >>13026951 I don't know how to feel about this

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:29:08 2015 No.13026962 >>13026944 At least it's better than what Rowling did with it. >>13026951 I wonder if the higher ups are kicking themselves in the foot for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:29:22 2015 No.13026964 >>13026951 I don't know how to feel about that. Anyone having problems with the captcha, fucking thing constantly says invalid loading and never lets me fill out the fucking thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:29:34 2015 No.13026966 >>13025868 >torture >not liking torture porn

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:31:05 2015 No.13026974

>>13026962
>I wonder if the higher ups are kicking themselves in the foot for that.
It was their choice, it was J.K.'s choice. Nintendo's deal didn't include movies, or anything. If they got the rights, they mainly would've just done the games. Warner Bros.'s deal included Movies, (Shitty Spin-Off) games, and more.

It's a shame, since Nintendo at the time already had concepts for a N64, GBA, and Gamecube Harry Potter game and showed them all off, including a Prototype Quittich game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:31:06 2015 No.13026975 >>13026929 Grab her, drag her inside, and then make her drink all the Hathor milk I have so she's not a cliff chested, flat assed, curveless disappointment

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:36:34 2015 No.13026998 >>13026935 Go for it. Just remember all the shit that will follow.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:36:38 2015 No.13026999

>>13026524

Because June, like Venessa, kept poking the bear. Here's this guy who is clearly mentally unstable and has demonstrated that he is willing to go to necessary lengths to get even. Not only that, but he has some fuckhuge centaurs helping him.

Why in the world would you continue to badger him? Trisha was smart, and instead of blaming him when he decided to get even, realized she had a part in why he became a psychotic asshole in the first place. It's not rocket science as to why Trisha is treated better.

Talk shit, get hit.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:37:22 2015 No.13027004

>>13026944
Terminator is now about golems being sent back in time, not to kill john conner, but romance him before he marries an order wife and accidentally ruins the demon lords dress during a botched raid.

It ends with him getting a regular, CC golem, a genki slime golem who like to dress up, and a Succubus golem all in his harem, preventing a fourth movie where he teams up with an alp golem to fight a Loli version of the original golem

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:39:08 2015 No.13027012 >>13027004 Oh thank god. Salvation sucked so hard, I watched that with some friends and we literally forget it was a Terminator film.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:39:10 2015 No.13027013

>>13026901
>Your hellhound rival will never sneak into your house during the full moon
>She'll never strip while on top of you and then pull the covers on top of both of you.
>You'll never have passionate sex with your hellhound rival during the full moon as she holds you close so you can't escape.
God fucking damnit I hate this reality that denies me perfection.

Why are hellhounds so good?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:40:47 2015 No.13027018 >>13027013 They aren't. To me anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:41:15 2015 No.13027021 >>13026999 This. I don't know why people have a problem understanding this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:41:32 2015 No.13027024 >>13027012 You wouldn't know Salvation was a T film until so late in the film It really didn't feel like one

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:42:16 2015 No.13027026 >>13027013 >Letting her do what she wants. You're a pretty shitty rival mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:43:10 2015 No.13027027 >>13026315 Show her what boys are into, a few practice dates and what happens, happens. By which I mean dicking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:43:41 2015 No.13027028 >>13027024 Hell it didn't even feel like an action film. It felt like a shitty drama about robots, what was there like two fights?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:44:03 2015 No.13027030

You are a military cyborg that has been on the run since the MGs took over Earth. You need to lay low somewhere so they don't find you.

How do you hide yourself, also you don't have a penis, as you never asked for it to be kept it before the operation so it was loped off.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:44:21 2015 No.13027031

>>13027004
The hills have eyes is now about a family (the mother is an echidna) of monsters try to find husbands who wander through their territory

It uses live footage and the collectors edition has a "where are they now?" Section where they visit the girls and their husbands

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:45:50 2015 No.13027035 >>13027028 I think so. There's the gatling T that was more of traps than a direct fight, the massive mech robo thing Fuck, I barely remember the movie. All I know was at the end they had CG Arnold

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:46:13 2015 No.13027036 >>13027030 Why am I on the run?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:46:26 2015 No.13027038 >>13027030 Bullshit, I would very specifically tell them to keep that part, since it's only one of two body parts I don't want to part with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:46:33 2015 No.13027039 >>13026437 >9'2 HOLY CRAP!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:46:43 2015 No.13027040 >>13027031 Sex in The City is now a horror movie

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:47:14 2015 No.13027041 >>13027030 I gotta leave 'em all behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:47:21 2015 No.13027042 >>13027030 Why am I on the run? Did I take the last slice of pizza?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:48:49 2015 No.13027048 >>13027036 >>13027036 You were in a military force that fought against the monster forces, and as such a threat, he lack of a penis makes you expendable to the MGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:48:57 2015 No.13027049 >>13027042 Worse you ate all the Pizza, but left the crust

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:49:16 2015 No.13027050 >>13027031 Princess Mononoke is the pretty much the same except replace all the gods and San are MGs

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:49:57 2015 No.13027053 >>13027048 >>13027049 Both of these. And you also spoiled GoT for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:50:00 2015 No.13027054 >>13027026 >Implying you can stop a hellhound during the full moon. >Implying you wouldn't get back at her somehow later I'm not suicidal anon. I'm not gonna try and stop a hellhound from taking what she wants when her lust is pretty much at it's peak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:50:10 2015 No.13027056 Would you Eskimo kiss your monster girl daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:50:51 2015 No.13027061 >>13027056 Yes.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:51:25 2015 No.13027064

>>13027048
>The lack of a penis makes you expendable to the MGs

What a shitty bunch of monsters. Wanting dicks and nothing else like goddamn sex robots.

I'd try to infiltrate the lab I was turned into a cyborg in, find some prototype weaponry designed specifically for me to use, attach them to myself and sweep the Earth of all evil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:51:38 2015 No.13027065 >>13027056 No. I wouldn't have one anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:52:19 2015 No.13027066 >>13027049 Damn. I only do that if they manage to screw up the crust

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:52:27 2015 No.13027069 >>13027054 And you call yourself a rival? Stop whining and git gud.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:52:50 2015 No.13027070

>>13026999
He made the first real move on her, and it was a massive one. He took her virginity and this caused her to be linked to him, preventing her from ever getting another mate. She has two choices now

>Be thought of as a whore by everyone and live a lonely loveless life
>Fight tooth and nail to attain the only shot of love and family she has

Well gee Anon, which one should she choose? If he didn't want an evil snake married to him, he shouldn't have stolen her virginity and ruined her chance at love.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:53:20 2015 No.13027074

>>13026999
It's pretty obvious Trisha is still playing games and trying to get into the MC's head. She knows she is needed and is exploiting it 100%. I don't know why some people think she's made some kind of a turnaround, she's still a crazy bitch, but more covertly than some others. Mark my words, she'll go full yandere or otherwise cause a huge scene sooner or later.

And June was already an insane thug even before the story began, and during the story she just kept throwing gasoline into the open flames until she finally caught on fire too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:53:58 2015 No.13027077 File: 441 KB, 950x1035, Yeti Daughteru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027056 Post-coitus, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:54:07 2015 No.13027079 >>13026975 >Mister -cough- Please stop! I can't drink any more >Hell no! You are gonna drink until folks think your stage three. Hand me more milk honey! >L is for Lactose

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:56:16 2015 No.13027091 >>13027065 >Not wanting a Monster girl daughteru >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:57:21 2015 No.13027096 >>13027091 I want one night stands with monsters and that's it. That and explore a world with them, not settle down and ruin my life with some shitty kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:57:28 2015 No.13027098 >>13026747 YES! I've been waiting for tis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 17:59:52 2015 No.13027108 >>13026855 Not be fags and forsake alps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:04:44 2015 No.13027139 >>13026929 Punch it in the face, what is this rocket science?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:11:19 2015 No.13027159 File: 99 KB, 700x700, 1423468306866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027077 Do not dick the Yeti daughteru

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:12:37 2015 No.13027165 >>13027159 Dayum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:12:55 2015 No.13027166 >>13026929 My wurm waifu digs a new shelter.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:13:43 2015 No.13027169

>>13027074
I don't know. Trisha seems no more manipulative than the average woman. I think she's just angling to bust up the harem and patch things up with MC and her sister.

I don't doubt that she's some shade of yan and that she's crazy though. The story captures crazy Cheshires pretty well. But I also think it's interesting that so many people think any of the girls are somehow not fairly awful people to start with. They're the equivalent of a bunch of guys bullying and harassing some weak girl in their culture.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:18:44 2015 No.13027187

>>13027070
That was a major fuck up for everyone involved. It was his first action outside his comfort zone and it showed big time. She would have killed him death by blood loss and snu snu if best horse hadn't rescued him.

Of course that also resulted in June being left naked in a ditch with a split skull.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:18:49 2015 No.13027188 >>13027159 Are you having a laugh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:20:00 2015 No.13027193 File: 1.04 MB, 759x1284, 1395596182103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you encounter a flat, tsundairy Holstaurus what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:20:42 2015 No.13027196 >>13027193 Ruffle her hair and go for her bustier sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:21:00 2015 No.13027197 >>13027193 Ignore

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:21:09 2015 No.13027199 >>13027193 Mock her for being flat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:21:12 2015 No.13027200 >>13027193 Ruffle her hair and tell her she's adorable

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:21:47 2015 No.13027204 >>13027199 This is the only correct answer

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:21:48 2015 No.13027205

Lets play a game. Think of your MG waifu, or one of them if you can't pick. Got it? Good!

Tell everyone three negatives living with your waifu would have. Don't give that 'she's perfect in any way' stuff to us, think of the most obscure things if you have to.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:24:39 2015 No.13027215

>>13027205
>Crow Tengu
Probably living in a cave or high up in a tree, so probably no internet/electric things unless she lives in a shrine.
Can't dirty talk to her or she flies off.
Probably has to go off to do something on Great Tengu orders so less cuddle time.
That's all I can think of really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:24:54 2015 No.13027216 >>13027205 I'd have to get a bed, bath, etc. that can accomodate snake sizes I'd be drugged occasionally when it would be inconvenient I'd like to be the dom sometimes too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:25:10 2015 No.13027218 >>13027188 Do not dick any daughteru, no matter the circumstance

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:25:30 2015 No.13027220

>>13027205
I'll tell you a big one that almost always gets ignored, shedding and molting. Goes for furry, feathery, fishy, scaly and creepy crawly.

>Having to haul your arachne's fifty pound molted husk outside while she puffs up and jiggles in the corner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:27:15 2015 No.13027227 >>13027205 Crow Tengu >No hands, so I would need to help her out with a lot of stuff >The profile says that they can be haughty, so that might be a problem. >Have to make sure she can fly around safely.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:28:10 2015 No.13027230
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>>13027205
>She's not good at climbing stairs. Or going down them
>She gets a wicked case of bedhead in the mornings
>She tosses and turns in her sleep.
We own a caesar-sized bed. And she already takes up 75% of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:28:37 2015 No.13027232 >>13027215 >>13027227 >Two of these Is there some story or flavor of the thread that I'm missing out on here? Do you guys just like NEET harpies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:28:39 2015 No.13027234 >>13027205 She has Druella for a sister, her mother is kinda a control freak, and she won't wear a bow on her tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:29:47 2015 No.13027239 >>13027232 I just truly love Crow Tengu. No strings, no gag, no flavor of the month, I just really like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:30:40 2015 No.13027243 >>13027205 Dragon >That fucking hoard takes up way too much space. >What do you mean you ripped the bedsheet again? >No honey, I am a big fan of all the weird scorch marks everywhere, no really.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:31:37 2015 No.13027248 >>13027232 Crow Tengus are in a odd nadir where they're slightly above being obscure, so they have a few stories and art. So yes, I like Crow Tengus because they are NEET harpies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:31:46 2015 No.13027250 >>13027215 >>13027227 >Two Crow Tengu >>13027216 >>13027230 >Two Apohphis Interesting timing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:32:09 2015 No.13027252 >>13027220 On the plus side, your waifu would love it when you brush her fur Downside, the hairball pile in the end is the size of your daughter

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:32:56 2015 No.13027253 File: 86 KB, 852x800, 143554384354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027205 >Bossy and overbearing. >Strict. Business first, fun last. >A bit spoiled, used to the finer things in life. But she'll always be my little desert rose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:34:11 2015 No.13027261 >>13027205 >Hellhound waifu >She can track me anywhere, so no surprising her with gifts or whatever. >Constantly having to pull hair out of the shower drain. >Can't cuddle with her during the summer because her body's naturally warmer than a human's

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:34:28 2015 No.13027262 >>13027218 I will not obey. Dick the dauhteru all day every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:34:35 2015 No.13027263 >>13027230 So if Apophis would be offended by her entry then which MG would be the most flattered?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:34:50 2015 No.13027264
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>>13027205
>She's tall and bulky. Being nearly 7 ft, everything is small to her. Combine with being really strong with big scales, claws, wings, and tail and that'd be a pain. Also she's a massive dragon and since I'm a small weak skeleton I'd probably get hurt, scratched, or something. Then that'll make her sad and have to spend the night cuddling and comforting her.
>Two snapping mouths that lick and probably bite too. Only hope is that she grows to control them easily.
>Since she's a dragon species she probably will have a hoard of her own, so we'll need to find space for that.

And a bonus fourth one
>Relatives would probably give me weird looks for dating a dark skin girl and not a nice white girl.

Still no regrets though, Jabberwock is perfect and I gladly will remain by her side, no matter the

>>13027215
>>13027227
Huh, I thought there was only one guy here who liked Crow Tengu as his waifu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:35:25 2015 No.13027267 >>13027263 Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:35:48 2015 No.13027269 >>13027263 I doubt anyone would like the blatant stereotyping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:35:54 2015 No.13027270 >>13027264 There's two of us. I'm surprised as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:36:00 2015 No.13027271 >>13027205 >Kikimora -A little OCD when it comes to certain things. -Too shy to make the first move -I sneeze uncontrollably from the dust lingering in her feathers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:36:36 2015 No.13027273 >>13027263 Pharaoh would, probably. So follow-up question: Did a Pharaoh actually write the encyclopedia? >>13027267 Or was it a Baphomet, blatantly trying to force the opinion of how good it is to fuck lolibutt?

>>	Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon Feb 9 18:37:20 2015 No.13027277 >>13026921 You can't make me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:37:33 2015 No.13027278 File: 139 KB, 850x965, yeti-l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027159 On a scale of fat to phat, how fat is that Yeti's ass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:37:38 2015 No.13027280 >>13027253 I don't understand Anon, you were asked to list negatives of living with your waifu, yet all of those sound like positives. Who wouldn't love a bossy haughty girl? Do you just not like your waifu's personality?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:37:52 2015 No.13027282 >>13027271 I'm now imagining a kikimora standing outside and shakes her feathers around to get rid of the dust she's built up in the evening.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:37:58 2015 No.13027283
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>>13027205
the heat traped in the tails during the summer

oh god the shedding in the spring and fall

the space they take up in bed the more tails she gets

i would still deal with this and more

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:38:00 2015 No.13027284 >>13027278 fhat

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:38:17 2015 No.13027286
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>>13027232
I guess if I could also add, she's somewhat...pure? Like her profile sets her up as not entirely sex crazed but she's still cute and monsterous enough to love. If that makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:39:52 2015 No.13027294 >>13027273 >Did a Pharaoh actually write the encyclopedia? You would know if you had read anything about it. The answer is no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:40:03 2015 No.13027295 >>13027282 Alternately, she can also be the type who bathes on a daily basis. Which kinda raises a question: bathtub or shower?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:40:49 2015 No.13027297 >>13027294 But did they at least build the pyramids, though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:42:05 2015 No.13027302 >>13027159 Her thighs need to be adjusted a little.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:42:09 2015 No.13027303
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>>13027205
>Not really a fan of cheese.
>Probably not good at video games, being half asleep when I'm around
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Hard to get her off me to go to work for multiple reasons

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:42:29 2015 No.13027305 >>13026860 Y'know, I read an H-Manga with this sort of premise. Unfortunately it quickly turned to Harem Shit, with a Truely Harem-a-Shit Ending that left the Childhood Friend Rival with the short end of the stick. Really fuckin' shitty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:42:32 2015 No.13027306 >>13027294 It's a joke. Everyone knows a Dark Matter wrote it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:43:27 2015 No.13027310 >>13027159 Your words and your pick send a very mixed message.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:44:59 2015 No.13027317 >>13027305 Is it the one where the daughter of some mob boss seduces the main chicks boyfriend, and he just takes it without issue?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:46:13 2015 No.13027320 >>13027306 Only WG2.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:46:47 2015 No.13027323 File: 222 KB, 750x577, 1403499241040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:46:55 2015 No.13027325
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>>13027205
>Is a prankster, loves setting traps everywhere
>Rarely ever takes her mask off, so no tonguin'
>Is scopophobic

Hard Mode: Gets called off to do dangerous missions for days at a time on occasion.

Nightmare Mode: Has a scar under her mask from one such mission gone awry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:47:07 2015 No.13027327 >>13027303 >Not really a fan of cheese. I'm the opposite. "Bitch, you did not just eat my Jarlsberg swiss, my Valley Forge muenster, AND my Varda smoked gouda. What am I going to have for dinner, plain bread and crackers?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:47:17 2015 No.13027328 >>13026944 >Lady Voldemort >A CC lamia with white scales >Not an Ara Ara Lich >And her "Pet"/Best-Friend Apophis >Who then double-team Harry Step it up anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:50:29 2015 No.13027341 >>13027328 Considered lich but wanted to focus more on the scale theme (ironically forgetting her pet snake in the process.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:50:56 2015 No.13027342 >>13026805 That would be some serious mental strain. You are pretty much aiding in the destruction of your own race. >forced to tend to incubators Yeah fuck that. I'll stick to Rusalka

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:51:52 2015 No.13027345
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>>13027283
>As it gets hotter you need to brush your Kitsune daughteru's tails more and more.
>Need to brush out the knots, which will hurt a bit, but you tell her you'll get her some fried tofu afterwards which causes her ears to perk up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:52:28 2015 No.13027346 File: 262 KB, 695x918, werebat qt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027205 She's a clingy nocturnal sadist with an aversion to bright lights.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:56:09 2015 No.13027356

>>13027205
>>13027253
>Anubis Waifu
1) For all I say about how good I think her strict, scheduled nature would be for me, I'd still probably find it annoying, even if I know it's for my own good in the long run.
2) Surprising her can go one of two ways. Way one, she's delighted. Way two, she gets all upset and tsundere about it.
3) Any kind of play involving lotions, syrups, etc. messes up her fur. Sure, paw massages and cleaning her up are nice, but having to thoroughly scrub that stuff out of her paws can get pretty tedious.

Best I could come up with for "Negatives".

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:56:41 2015 No.13027359 >>13027205 >Holstaurus Having to milk her just about every day is tiresome. If we don't engage in coitus at least once every 48 hours she starts to get moody and even violent. Her Minotaurus cousin keeps crashing at our place.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:56:41 2015 No.13027360
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>>13027205
Fox woman
Fur here and there
She is always talking about people visiting her shrine
complaining about the ryuu and her shrine down the street and about how little donations there are. not to mention the staffers in her shrine.
worth all the hassle though

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:56:44 2015 No.13027361 >>13027346 But you just need to BRUSHY, BRUSHY, BRUSHY her head with a toothbrush.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:59:25 2015 No.13027368

>>13027317
Maybe?
Here's how it went down.
>Childhood Friends
>Girl has obvious crush on guy.
>Guy has Ultra-Super Harem-MC Denseness.
>They grow up to be the two toughest delinquents in their high school.
>Always fighting it out with each other.
>Girl just wants to fug him
>Guy still can't tell this even after she DOES.
>Then a more subtle fighter from another school comes and fucks him.
>Then they both fuck him.
>Then a reverse trap mob boss kid comes and winds up fucking him.
>And then he impregnates and marries all three of them.
>They refuse to live together.
>Between working for Mob-Daughter's daddy as an enforcer, he moves between 3 houses throughout the week.
>Only lives with Childhood Friend Rival on Sunday.

It's pretty shit.
Art was nice though, very healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:01:00 2015 No.13027374 >>13027368 >very healthy Niiiice.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:01:28 2015 No.13027376
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>>13027360
>"Ugh... Why do so many people come here praying for the most boring stuff."
>"It's like, 'Yeah sure, your family will find great fortune in the future, whatever' then they just give me some money and fried tofu and walk off"
>"I always have to be the polite, benevolent fox deity and tell them everything's gonna be fine when I really just don't care after doing this for 1000 years."
>"You know what I'm saying Anon? Can you get me some more stuff for my pipe? Ugh, my feet are killing me..."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:05:01 2015 No.13027382 >>13027376 You nailed it pretty much dead on my friend, she is sick of tofu , very sick of it. We end up donating it to a food bank, but don't tell people that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:05:22 2015 No.13027383 >>13027205 Getting pushed constantly towards promotions/succes etc can get annoying. Getting called master constantly can be a bit odd, especially after marriage. i'd miss an occasionaly more dominant side. Likely nothing a raging mushroom can't fix.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:05:42 2015 No.13027385 >>13027345 i dont ask for these feels

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:08:02 2015 No.13027394 >>13027383 I'm guessing Kikimora?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:08:34 2015 No.13027395

>>13027205
Blueberry succubus
>Have to remind her now and then that she can't use her hypno-eyes on the bartender too often to score free drinks
>Cuddling is an interesting issue; she now always wears horn socks to bed after nearly poking my eye out
>She's allergic to cats, I love cats

Bonus ones because why not
>Wheeled desk chairs are banned in the house because she forgets to keep her tail off the floor
>Jewelry is tough to gift to her thanks to another allergy, this one being certain metals
>She keeps taking down my "No Soliciting" sign because she loves the looks on the Jehovah's Witnesses faces when she answers the door

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:08:49 2015 No.13027397 >>13027376 i would give her a foot massage and listen to her talk about her day every day i could

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:11:47 2015 No.13027408 >>13027394 Correct.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:13:02 2015 No.13027415 File: 251 KB, 891x1200, 1422377713702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/gypaLxBt update for those interested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:14:14 2015 No.13027419 >>13027159 Damn straight, dick the milf yeti instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:14:14 2015 No.13027420 Average here, If I did a small set of short (with or without sex) stories on some of the main/side characters of my Greentexts and longer stuff, who would you want to see? (No fit ommukade. I have plans for her)

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:14:22 2015 No.13027422
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>>13027397
I want to live in a small, isolated village that worships and lives alongside a group of lewd Kitsune Shrine Maidens.

Where males are brought up to respect and carry out the requests of the Fox women, in return for their protection of the village from more hostile Monster Girls.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:14:48 2015 No.13027424

>>13027383
>>13027408
>You will never spike your maid-waifu's dinner with raging mushrooms.
>She will never try and fight the effects, only to wind up pinning you to the table, ravaging your body the minute the dishes are in the sink.
>You will never wake up in bed the next morning, sore as all hell, with your Kikimora Wife bowing and apologizing profusely for her disgraceful manner the previous night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:15:47 2015 No.13027428 >>13027422 10/10 would volunteer to be the handy man at the shrine

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:16:09 2015 No.13027429

>>13027205
>Holstaur
Hooves instead of feet which is a double thing since I have a foot fetish.
Horns, but only if we have nothing to cover them with.
Shit I can't think of a third one.
>>13027359
>having a sexy healthy wife that wants to fuck and lactate all the time is a bad thing.
Come on man, if I could I'd make every monster girl like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:16:49 2015 No.13027431 >>13027420 Well, you already did the Nightmare (Insert frontgina complaint here). What about the other Familiar Co-Workers from A Familiar Friend? Or their boss? Oh! Or that Cheshire. She was great, more stuff with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:17:18 2015 No.13027434 >>13027420 Either the Lizardman or Succubus from Phil and the Werewolf. With sexy times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:17:44 2015 No.13027435 >>13027420 >>13027431 I second this man's desire for more Familiar content.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:18:12 2015 No.13027437 File: 374 KB, 1483x1000, Bring me more sake, some pillows and the extra fine brush boy~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027428 As long as you're ready for any request, and I mean ANY request...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:18:27 2015 No.13027438 >>13027431 This.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:20:15 2015 No.13027442 >>13027429 >Come on man, if I could I'd make every monster girl like that. She is also vanilla only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:20:50 2015 No.13027445 >>13027437 of course i would be wither it be fixing a fine wood cabinet to helping brush their tails I'll help with any request

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:21:09 2015 No.13027446 File: 864 KB, 716x872, Druella De'vil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027205 >Everyone hates us >Likes to wage wars of conquest and corruption all too often were I can't see her >Doesn't think yuri counts as cheating

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:21:15 2015 No.13027448
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>>13027205
>Has little understanding of life outside home
>Her morning routine consists of drinking tea made from cactus rosehips and lavender
>She likes playing undead jokes like removing her head and putting it on the bust pillar in the foyer

Bonus:
>People think she's a human and call me a normalfaggot when they see me with her
>Sometimes dresses up as a boy to keep her identity hidden, so people call me a faggot when they see me with her

Still a qt

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:21:31 2015 No.13027449 >>13027438 >>13027435 >>13027431 Any particular one of the two co-workers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:21:34 2015 No.13027450 >>13027442 And?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:23:48 2015 No.13027457 >>13027449 Cassie maybe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:24:35 2015 No.13027459 >>13027415 neato

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:24:54 2015 No.13027461

>>13025581
>Hellhound raised by holsts
>Never learned to be an aggressive hunter
>Tries to woo a husband by being sweet and demure just like her mom
>Everyone runs away from her because they're afraid of hellhounds
>She's hurt
>But, like a dog faced with a speeding car, she feels compelled to chase them.
>Can hardly keep up because a lifelong diet of holsty milk has made her too HEALTHY
>Finally catches one guy who thought he'd lost her
>Jumps on top of him
>Pushes his face into her chest and tries futiley to nurse him, because she doesn't know any better
>She can't a drop of milk to flow even though her "sister" and all her friends are practically bursting at the seams with milk
>Lets him go after 20 minutes of increasingly tearful frustration
>Goes home feeling inadequate and out-of-place

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:25:33 2015 No.13027465 >>13027449 Meghan?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:26:33 2015 No.13027471
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>>13027205
1) Although we're long, long past that old prejudice that slimes dissolve yo dick, I don't imagine a slimegirl waifu would tend to extend the lifetime of your clothes or personal effects. Also I'd probably keep slipping over slime-trails and falling down.
2) Slimegirls are simple-minded and probably aren't up there with dwarves in terms of manual dexterity, so basic home-making skills might be difficult (Obviously it can be done 'cos nureonagos do it, but drenched notJapan-ese women are not my fetish)
3) Where do slimegirls even live, anyway? The profile says "Plains, savannah, wide-open terrain". I guess I just imagine that they sorta swim around in the water table, occasionally bubbling up to the surface to rape travellers. But then where do their husbands live? She doesn't even have a rape-cave.

I should probably have given this more thought some time ago...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:27:43 2015 No.13027477 >>13027471 You take her home and keep her in a bucket in the upstairs bathroom

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:28:52 2015 No.13027480 >>13027450 holding hands in the missionary position with the lights on between two married adults for the sake of procreation

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:29:36 2015 No.13027484 >>13027415 It's nice. There are some missing spots for corrections, but it's nice. On a similar topic, Kejourou cosplaying Millia Rage when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:29:38 2015 No.13027485 >>13027457 >>13027465 Ok, Lewds for either of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:29:44 2015 No.13027487 >>13027477 No good, anon. Being whisked away from my humdrum existence by a sexy exotic grill is part of the fantasy

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:30:14 2015 No.13027488
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>>13027461
>HEALTHY Hellhound
>Sweet and demure
>Feels inadequate because she can't get her milk to flow
>Probably ferocious in bed.
I want to tenderly impregnate her while stroking her hair and holding her close.
I want her to dominate my body and heart.
Goddamn it anon, I'm trying to cut down on masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:30:20 2015 No.13027489 >>13027471 Bathtub, my man That'll be her bedroom Just be careful about the drain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:30:21 2015 No.13027490 >>13027480 Anon please, my penis can only get so erect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:30:47 2015 No.13027491 >>13027485 Da

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:31:22 2015 No.13027494 >>13027488 >He thinks he can cut down on the masturbation Laughingsmugtrio.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:31:26 2015 No.13027495 >>13027485 Sure, lewds are always nice. Though maybe go with what feels natural, rather than try to force anything? Seriously, more Cheshire would be nice too. You wrote her well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:31:44 2015 No.13027498 >>13027488 How happy do you think she'd be when she finally starts lactating after becoming pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:31:55 2015 No.13027499 >>13027480 >with the lights on >Not under the covers with the lights off You are weak in the art of lewd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:33:04 2015 No.13027502 >>13027498 Absurdly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:34:28 2015 No.13027507 >>13027498 >>13027502 >Pregnant, Holsty-raised Hellhound Waifu will never happily bounce around, eagerly asking you to suckle on her breasts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:34:47 2015 No.13027508 >>13027491 >>13027495 Ok, will do >>13027434 Any preference? Lewds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:36:39 2015 No.13027513 File: 369 KB, 1306x946, 1398824732952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027499 AND CUDDLING AFTERWARDS

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:37:14 2015 No.13027516 >>13027502 >>13027507 Do you think she'd mount her husband as soon as she finds out she can now lactate and try to get even more pregnant? How many kids do you think she'd want knowing that they are the key to lactation? >>13027513 Deviant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:38:07 2015 No.13027520 >>13027508 >Any preference? Does Phils friend take up the Succubutts date offer?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:39:06 2015 No.13027526

>>13027516
>How many kids do you think she'd want knowing that they are the key to lactation?
Children are the key, but her husband can still keep his feet in the door once it's open, so to speak. As for number, if she holds the farm mentality she'd want quite a few regardless. Do hellhounds have litters or are they limited by human womb and fatass babies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:39:18 2015 No.13027527 >>13027520 Maaaaabye Want it lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:39:53 2015 No.13027529 >>13027446 Druella a shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:40:36 2015 No.13027534 >>13027526 I'd guess a small litter, maybe 3 Hellpups a pregnancy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:40:45 2015 No.13027536 >>13027513 My brother in lewdness. >>13027516 She'd want to have as many kids as possible. Hope you like puppies. Lots and Lots of adorable hellhound puppies being raised the way she was. The world is not ready.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:41:47 2015 No.13027541 File: 159 KB, 1280x1811, 1403232908518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027527 I don't see why not. More Succubus content is always nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:43:39 2015 No.13027545 >>13027534 So what's the name of this cafe where Succubi in tight maid outfits feed you donuts? I'm new to MGC and I'm a bit lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:44:27 2015 No.13027546 >>13027541 Will do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:45:48 2015 No.13027549 File: 493 KB, 654x1054, 1413059381717.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't you just want to pet her ears? Is anyone having problems with the captcha today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:45:49 2015 No.13027550 >>13027545 I have no idea why you'd quote my post or ask that question. The Put It In a Hole Cafe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:46:13 2015 No.13027553 >>13027545 MGC isn't real. >>13027546 Doing Ilias' work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:47:23 2015 No.13027555 File: 268 KB, 672x1200, renxiongmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027549 I wish KC gave the Ren Xiong-mao eyeshadow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:49:31 2015 No.13027561 >>13027549 >>13027555 I want to pet her womb. With my dick. I'm not clever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:49:45 2015 No.13027563 >>13027549 I would love a cuddly stoner panda waifu Captcha's been even shitter since they added pictures. But then again it's been going down hill since the checkbox first appeared

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:50:36 2015 No.13027567 >>13027555 Let's see if we can fix that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:50:48 2015 No.13027569 >>13027555 >Feeding holst milk to your RenX wife for maximum oversoftness

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:51:57 2015 No.13027576 >>13027563 Nah but I'm saying when I go to fill it out it says "invalid reload" or some shit and refuses to let me fill it out

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:52:16 2015 No.13027577 >>13027549 >>13027555 >Hugging her belly from behind >While mofu-mofuing her ears

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:53:37 2015 No.13027583 File: 81 KB, 1072x830, Ren-XiongMao Onee-san.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027569 >RenX I recognize that word.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:56:21 2015 No.13027594 >>13027583 >senpai noticed me.xml

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 19:57:36 2015 No.13027604

>>13027461
>Red oni raised by kikimoras
>Hungry and listless all the time because it's improper for a maid to drink even though she's supposed to live off of sake
>Can't get her maid headdress on right because of her horns
>Doesn't have navigator-tail like her mom
>Always knocking things over with her overly large frame and bust while cleaning
>No one wants to hire her to be their maid
>Spends her nights crying into cheesy master+maido romance novels,knowing that nothing so wonderful will ever happen to her.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:02:57 2015 No.13027632

>>13027604
>Minotaur is raised by tanuki
>Always sleepy because she isn't allowed to sleep all the time like a normal minotaur
>Spends most of what money she makes on food
>Mother sets her up with a job running a china shop
>Insurance won't pay for what happened when someone walked in wearing red
>Didn't even get a husband daki
>Cries her nights away on her $10k bed

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:03:23 2015 No.13027634 >>13027604 I'd hire her on. Sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:03:51 2015 No.13027637 >>13027583 >I'm the one that started that Oh, this feeling

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:07:44 2015 No.13027654 >>13027637 Overly lewd CC Onee-sans appeal to me

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:09:09 2015 No.13027661

>>13027632
>Manticore orphan raised by kitsunes
>No one to teach her how to fly
>Doesn't know what her tailpussy is for
>Has to train herself not to gag on the fried tofu her mom makes
>Used to the idea that the more tails you have, the better.
>Notices all her friends are growing more and more tails while she's stuck with the one
>No one wants to pet her weird, insectile tail
>Can't cuddle people with her tail the way she sees all her friends and family doing because she always pokes them with her spines
>Tries to glue cotton balls to her tail to make it look better
>Everyone laughs at her
>Grows up to be sullen and withdrawn, unable to stop wishing she had a big cluster of fluffy tails and someone to mofumofu with them

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:12:46 2015 No.13027679 >>13027661 Stop, I don't want to cry

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:14:04 2015 No.13027682 >>13027661 >>13027679 She has something they don't though. A fluffy neck collar that smells of desert flowers.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:14:59 2015 No.13027687

>>13027070

And how was he supposed to know that it would have that effect on her? It was a shitty situation and I do have sympathy for June, I really do. She was just a dumb kid making the mistakes that youth often do.

At that point, I can understand June thinking she had nothing to lose, but obviously she still did. When the venom came into play, the guy had no choice to do what he did: it was either become addicted to her venom for life or solve the problem. Unfortunately for June, he made the sensible choice.

The situation was bad for everyone involved, but sitting around and being indecisive serves no purpose. He had to make that choice (unless I somehow completely misinterpreted the situation. I'm not sure how removing the source stops the effect of the venom, but that's what I got out of it).

Sorry for the late reply, I had to step out for a bit. Not sure it was still worth replying at this point but I wanted to put my thoughts into words I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:15:02 2015 No.13027689 >>13027604 >>13027632 >>13027661 Why are you doing this? Why are you creating so many girls whose smiles must be protected?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:15:15 2015 No.13027691 >>13027679 >He thinks he can just walk into these threads with dry eyes No Anon, we're opening the dam

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:16:15 2015 No.13027695 >>13027691 Pfft, pussy.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:16:24 2015 No.13027696

>>13027661
>Mantis raised by arachne
>Doesn't know what to do with her scythes
>All the other girls swing around on silk or build really cook webs
>All she can do is run around underneath them or stare up in wonder
>She cannot build, only destroy
>Has a tiny abdomen, no husband will be able to ride it
>Only two legs so she falls more easily than the other girls
>Is afraid to even hug her parents after that one time
>Tries not to cry
>Cries a lot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:18:48 2015 No.13027704 >>13027696 Oh, now I'm sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:19:50 2015 No.13027710 File: 216 KB, 426x419, 1392242808925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025347 Rach is my favorite, but when they made is haremshit it all started going downhill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:19:58 2015 No.13027711 >>13027696 Cute...maybe she could gain confidence by learning to tight-rope walk on her sister's webs like a ninja?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:20:37 2015 No.13027716 >>13027689 Because we need more heroes that protect smiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:21:04 2015 No.13027721 >>13027689 We're doing it for the kicks man

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:21:09 2015 No.13027722 File: 355 KB, 607x800, mnts.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027696 At least she gets to wear aesthetically pleasing Arachne duds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:22:19 2015 No.13027729 >>13027722 >You will never wear aesthetically pleasing Arachne clothes It hurts

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:27:07 2015 No.13027747 >>13027536 What would be her personality? Since you can't tame a hellhound, only her stubbornness remains?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:28:33 2015 No.13027760
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On the subject of a Mantis getting raised by Arachne, would her arm-blades develop into smaller, tool-like appendages specialized for tailoring?

She's getting exposed to an entire Arachne communities MAMONOMANA after all.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:28:36 2015 No.13027761

>>13027696
>P'orc raised by harpies
Wait, no, that one sounds like landwhale propaganda.

>Elf raised by Kunoichi
>She straps on a tail and no one even notices
SHIT.

>Salamander raised by yeti
>Can't go outside to play with the others most of the time because it's too cold
>No one wants to be near her inside because she's too hot
>Likes building snowhusbands when the temperature is "high", but when she hugs them they melt immediately
>Has strange urges to hit things with sticks when everyone else is happily making love (in the non-lewd way, you pervert) instead of war
>No one even tells exciting stories of adventure, just husbands, snow storms and hugs.
>It's like having the Carebears around ALL THE GODDAMN TIME when what she really wants are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>Drowns her sorrow in the casks of whiskey her parents keep around as she grows up

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:30:25 2015 No.13027773 File: 242 KB, 600x800, 1391650494723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027488 >trying to cut down on masturbation For what purpose.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:32:17 2015 No.13027786

>>13027747
Since she was raised by Holsts, she's probably got a loving and gentle personality, but since she's a Hellhound she's probably also stubborn and a bit clingy but loves you deeply.
Her milk might have the same properties as holstaurus milk due to her drinking it all her life. Maybe a bit weaker though.
You'd better believe she takes control during sex. Tender loving femdom all the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:32:33 2015 No.13027788 >>13027773 Gotta keep it fresh for the waifu. She'd prefer it if you could spurt out lots for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:32:44 2015 No.13027791 >>13027661 I'm not that fond of manticores but i'd teach her what that tail is for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:33:40 2015 No.13027797 >>13027773 It's starting to hurt anon. I need to take a fucking break.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:33:56 2015 No.13027798 >>13027791 >"You stick your dick in it?!" Priceless.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:36:09 2015 No.13027808

>>13027761
>Lizardman raised by succubi
>Mom trying to raise her daughterus to be sexy, feminine, wifely women
>All she wants to do is play in the woods and learn about sword fighting
>Keeps her hair cut short so it's out of the way when she's swinging her broomstick at her practice dummy
>Her sisters all pick on her and say she should have just been born a boy
>Tries to make herself girlier when she grows up
>All the succubi tease her because her tail is only good for balance and no boy is ever going to want to do lewd things to her fat scaly tree trunk when they could have a smooth, prehensile spade-tipped tail to play with
>Tries not to cry
>Cries alot
>Runs away from home

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:36:28 2015 No.13027810 >>13027786 >Tender loving femdom >MUH DICK

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:37:47 2015 No.13027819 >>13027798 >Not convincing her it's just an extra arm and getting her to do everyday tasks with it, watching as she does all manner of secretly lewd things with an innocent expression.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:38:06 2015 No.13027820 >>13027798 >she tries to disguise her horror but finds herself strangely drawn to the idea Just imagine the day she finds out what her spines are actually for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:38:08 2015 No.13027821 >>13027810 >"You're not allowed to get up until my tummy is full of your daughters"

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:39:01 2015 No.13027826

>>13027808
I was just thinking of something to do with succubi. I almost paired one with valkyrie, but then I realized I'd need a fedora.

>Succubus raised by dark priest
>Everyone is happy forever

>>13027819
>watching as she does all manner of secretly lewd things with an innocent expression.
She's sticking things in her not-vagina, Anon. She'd do innocent things with a secretly lewd expression. Also, for some reason she REALLY likes to sweep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:43:03 2015 No.13027846 >>13027826 >Wurm raised by Jabberwocky's How would that go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:45:17 2015 No.13027856 File: 156 KB, 672x1200, TheAliensMadeMeDoIt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027555 I swear, I was only gonna add some eyeshadow...But things got kinda nuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:45:44 2015 No.13027859 >>13027821 Shit, I just imagined her grinning down at me while saying that. Just a grin that's equal parts smug, loving and lewd. There's probably heart pupils involved too. Shit, I don't want this boner right now.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:46:11 2015 No.13027865

>>13027846
>Jabberwocks try to teach her about pleasing a man, being haughty, romance, building a hoard, and other dragon and succubi teachings
>Wurm just wants to play around and eat cookies
>Jabberwock mother eventually gives up and joins her daughter in watching SpongeBob while eating cookies

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:46:37 2015 No.13027869 >>13027856 The things you do to my dick. No alp, you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:47:15 2015 No.13027871 File: 355 KB, 607x754, 1421770438252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027821 That's the stuff. >>13027856 Lighten her skin a little more. >>13027859

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:47:26 2015 No.13027872 >>13027856 Thats a bit too brown anon, can you do it in something more California gold?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:47:27 2015 No.13027873 >>13027856 We're gonna need you to work on that shine a little, tone the brown back just a smidge and pick an eyeshadow with more contrast, boss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:47:41 2015 No.13027879 >>13027856 You mean kind of awesome!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:48:47 2015 No.13027883 File: 88 KB, 300x300, SWEAT HAS REACHED CRITICAL MASS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027871 Oh shit. OH SHIT. Stop tempting me anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:48:49 2015 No.13027884 File: 1.69 MB, 1100x1200, brown chart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027856 It's nice, but it seems a bit to dark. Maybe lighten the complexion to Dusky Dravidian or California Gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:50:20 2015 No.13027891 >>13027856 Like the idea, but she's spent a little too much time in the tanning bed

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:50:39 2015 No.13027892 >>13027872 >>13027884 Well, we're gonna need a consensus here guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:50:42 2015 No.13027893 Previous thread: Telling you waifu the brutality of this world's wars. I like this thread better.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:51:45 2015 No.13027897

>>13027846
Oh!
>Wurm raised by jabberwocks
>Jabberwocks tease her with clever wordplay, wurm is smart enuff to even retort
>She doesn't have enough heads, maybe that's why she's not smart enough to keep up
>Other girls practice lewd aerial dances but wurm can only come up with breaking things in a straight line
>Wocks do hand stands and presenting their vaginas in various dirty ways, then laugh when wurm tries
>She's not even weak to vorpal blades, what a freak
>Even when wurm digs a hole to cry in they follow her and tease her for not flying away somewhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:52:06 2015 No.13027901 >>13027893 Well we can still do that, it's just that topic is kind of hashed out. I'd rather talk about cute, relatively innocent manticores that don't know how to seduce a man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:52:47 2015 No.13027907 >>13027892 Well the other guy also said California Gold and I like it better than Dusky Dravidian anyway, I just suggested DD in case you didn't like CG.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:52:56 2015 No.13027909 >>13027892 Lighten up her complexion

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:53:20 2015 No.13027911 >>13027893 I've been asleep for most of it, I hate working all night. >you will never come home from a long night shift to your waifu making breakfast/dinner for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:53:21 2015 No.13027912 >>13027892 Dusky Dravidian

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:54:22 2015 No.13027924 >>13027892 California gold please

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:56:31 2015 No.13027933 >>13027907 >>13027909 >>13027924 California Gold, coming right up. If I don't botch it, that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:56:37 2015 No.13027936 >>13027892 California gold is OK I kind of like dark vanilla though

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 20:58:13 2015 No.13027942 >>13024337 Suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:00:01 2015 No.13027951 >>13023989 >>13023951 Oh boy, time for more red orchestra greentexts! This time let's talk about friendly fire!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:01:34 2015 No.13027960 >>13027951 What if we showed a Monstergirl that one S.T.A.L.K.E.R. promo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:01:51 2015 No.13027961 >>13027951 If you're only gonna post about some video game again then don't. Post mgs or fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:04:00 2015 No.13027971 >>13027884 >No 'So black it's almost blue' My fantasies of a tribal African waifu remain unsatisfied. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:05:13 2015 No.13027975 >>13025745 >Topless Polt. Dick is reaching levels of muh previously unrecorded by science

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:05:23 2015 No.13027977 >>13027892 California gold

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:08:19 2015 No.13027989 >>13026663 I only read the original, which actually wan't bad. Like, at all. Bob is deceptively patient.... I've yet to meet anyone else on 4chan (other than gauf or anonymoose I suppose) who puts so much effort into writing about fake girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:08:53 2015 No.13027991 File: 158 KB, 672x1200, ChocoalaV2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13027907 >>13027924 >>13027924 >>13027936 >>13027977 Don't think I pulled it off quite right, but eh, you get what you pay for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:09:20 2015 No.13027994 >>13026808 The interpretation is DRUGS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:09:45 2015 No.13027996 >>13027991 Now that looks lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:09:48 2015 No.13027997 >>13027991 No, that's much better. Gracias.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:10:19 2015 No.13028000 >>13027991 definitely an improvement in my book. still doesn't feel quite right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:10:55 2015 No.13028003 >>13028000 I feel ya, the chart didn't help as much as I thought it would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:16:16 2015 No.13028023 >>13023951 >Passchendaele. Shit, was gonna redo that in actual story format and maybe actually go somewhere with it, but forgot about it. Well, I guess I'll have something to do after work, at least.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:17:16 2015 No.13028025

>>13027205
>Polt/anything fuzzy

>Smells like shit when wet, unless she dries off fast
>So. Much. Shedding.
>Have to have titanium razor blades, she'd run through usual ones far to fast.
>Massive paws are awkward and unfeminine.
>If god came to earth and made her real, explaining her to my parents would be "fun"
>ADHD that's worse than mine, didn't know that was possible
>You ever sleep with a dog in the summer? Shit's hot.
>Ticks.
>Claws can be rather painful to deal with, metaphorically and literally

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:18:49 2015 No.13028030

>>13027826
>I almost paired one with valkyrie, but then I realized I'd need a fedora.

>Succubus raised by Valkyrie
>Valkyrie tries to teach the Succubus about finding a hero and being a champion of justice
>Succubus can't get dicks out her head, finishes every lesson with "And then I fuck him, right?"
>Feels really embarrassed when she's told no and the other Valkyrie girls giggle at her
>Valkyrie mom always finds dildos in the Succubus' bedroom
>Tries not to sigh
>Sighs a lot

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:20:16 2015 No.13028034 >>13028030 Aww poor thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:21:09 2015 No.13028038 >>13028030 >Doing pole dancing moves with her spear. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:23:06 2015 No.13028050 >>13027961 Anon is angry that people are talking about things he doesn't like! Look at him pout! in a week he'll be an alp

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:26:32 2015 No.13028058 >>13028030 >That awkward moment when mom walks in on her masturbating to shota That was the first time succuvalk truly considered suicide.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:27:40 2015 No.13028064 >>13028050 Eh, let it go. The topic IS getting a bit stale.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:27:48 2015 No.13028066 >>13028050 Let's just hope a kind spirit takes him in. As it stands he has a 50/50 shot of getting a Hathor worshipper And a 5% chance of getting one of the radicals

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:28:29 2015 No.13028070 >>13025249 Crabman is a big tits guy. He makes them as big as he feels like.

TheGreens Mon Feb 9 21:29:17 2015 No.13028076
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>>13023918
I'm kinda busy so the recap is going to be short this time

Obligatory joke about recap anon being kill

bob
gauf
fighting about red orchestra
fighting about ushi onis
MG edits
fighting
uhhhhhhh

That's basically it.

Yeah I'm working on it alright? Here's a snake. Don't kill me

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:30:20 2015 No.13028081 >>13028064 I didn't even write anything, I just made a comment and he started bitching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:31:14 2015 No.13028086 >>13028076 Thats two snakes you silly billy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:31:18 2015 No.13028087 File: 770 KB, 800x1000, 1423535478607.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HELLHOUNDS

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:34:26 2015 No.13028102 File: 542 KB, 1900x1080, Your Hellhound will never be this fluffy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028087 What about them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:34:37 2015 No.13028104 >>13028087 Whose hugs are warmer, Hellhound or Yeti? Who is better at blowjobs, Ren X or Ghoul? Who is stronger, Minotaur or Oni?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:35:04 2015 No.13028107 >>13028087 Need to be sprayed with Liquid Nitrogen

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:35:53 2015 No.13028109
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>>13028087
>I want to be hunted by a Hellhound.
>I want to have her throw me over her shoulder after she catches me.
>I want to have her pin me to her bed and slowly and gently ride me until I'm begging her to move faster.
>I want her to ride me into the bed.
>I want to cuddle her afterwards beneath the covers.
>This will never happen
Goddamn it, and I've gotta wait until saturday to blow off steam again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:36:06 2015 No.13028113 File: 49 KB, 182x199, 1409007747226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"M'lord! Would though like to discuss equal rights involving men and mamono?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:37:43 2015 No.13028123 >>13028113 Yes actually. Continue. Stop calling me "M'lord" though. That shit's gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:38:30 2015 No.13028125 >>13028113 >men >equal to monsters This is why you never get laid. All men want to be treated like the sluts they are

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:39:10 2015 No.13028130 >>13028125 Speak for yourself, and only for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:41:04 2015 No.13028138 >>13028113 I want to grab her tail as she talks, gently stroking it as I look her dead in the eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:42:31 2015 No.13028143 >>13028130 Don't deny it anon, you'll only make a fool of yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:43:08 2015 No.13028149 >>13028113 They are equal. Some are just more equal than others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:43:48 2015 No.13028151 >>13028143 Just cause you live a poor unhype existence doesn't mean the rest of humanity will. For you see, Hype is the Heart's TRUE essence

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:43:55 2015 No.13028153 >>13028113 Couldn't hurt. But I'm gonna go fuck the Oni down the street behind your back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:44:38 2015 No.13028159 >>13028143 Or, you know, we don't like ushi-onis

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:44:59 2015 No.13028163 >>13028143 You mean like you are doing right now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:45:49 2015 No.13028165 >>13028159 I don't think he was talking about Ushi-Oni, anon. That's a bit rough even for the sluttiest of us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:46:29 2015 No.13028172 >>13028104 Hellhound because heat, but Yeti's are softer. Ghoul, Ren X's are handy-J masters. Minotaur normally, Oni when at the right level of drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:50:04 2015 No.13028187 >>13027960 Oh that shit was freaky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:51:16 2015 No.13028192 >>13028081 He's like that guy who had a autistic fit whenever somebody mention Kamen Rider.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:51:56 2015 No.13028196

>>13028151
>>13028159
>>13028163
This is why all monstergirls today are spineless wimps, because they let men like you to drag them around by the V. Then they listen to your fancy talk about "Equal pay" or "It's your job to stop rape" or "I want to marry a human woman" in the hopes that they'll get the dick. It's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:54:13 2015 No.13028209 >>13028196 Sooo, who'd he leave you for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:55:20 2015 No.13028212 >>13028196 Amazon pls

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:55:31 2015 No.13028213

>>13028196
If I don't get equal pay, justice for rape and violence and the choice to marry who I please, there are a few options:

>Move to HGC
>Call in the paladins
>Shoot the offenders
>Organize the /k/lankening, MGC edition
>Build an NRAC room the size of a city
>Become one with the gas mask
>Mass suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:55:35 2015 No.13028214 >>13028209 An Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:55:56 2015 No.13028217 >>13028196 Cry more though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:56:53 2015 No.13028220 >>13028214 What the fuck? Why'd you leave a possessive controlling bitch for another possessive controlling bitch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:57:36 2015 No.13028227 File: 314 KB, 300x240, Laughing Ginger.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028214 The problem isn't with the man, the problem is that you're obviously more shit than a Oomukade. Didn't think that was possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:57:51 2015 No.13028229 >>13028220 Because she wasn't a bitch all the time about how slutty human boys are and how we should just stay in the kitchen. It's not like that whining gets anything going for us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:58:27 2015 No.13028235 >>13028213 >HumanGirl City Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:59:01 2015 No.13028238 >>13028229 Amazon pls, you're not fooling anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:59:16 2015 No.13028239 >>13028235 ey, it is an option.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 21:59:38 2015 No.13028242 >>13028213 All of these are decent options other than >Move to HGC and >Mass Suicide. Seek help for those, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:00:54 2015 No.13028250 >>13028239 Even the most violet monstergirl rapist will love you more then a human will.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:00:58 2015 No.13028252

>>13028238
I'm serious.
We don't like it when you talk about how promiscuous we are. We don't like it when you tell us that we just need you to control our lives and to stay in the kitchen. We don't like it when you whine to us that human boys just don't get your culture.
Just shut the fuck up and V us.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:01:19 2015 No.13028255 >>13028227 Come on Pat, that's a bit much.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:02:00 2015 No.13028259
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>>13028130
>>13028151
>>13028159
>>13028163
>>13028209
>>13028212
>>13028213
>>13028217
>>13028229
>>13028238
>>13028252
>There are human boys and beta monster girls that actually think this

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:02:37 2015 No.13028265 File: 119 KB, 450x216, 1244349284308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028252

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:03:00 2015 No.13028266

>>13028250
I... Have my doubts
>>13028252
>V us
Shouldn't it be D us?
I'm not going to vagina you. I'm not an alp.
Did I read this wrong? Hang on, I'm getting my glasses
>>13028259
Say what you want lady, you're a flat loli with stupid hair and handles on your head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:03:03 2015 No.13028268 File: 425 KB, 556x692, 1422934953731.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is love? >Rachne in a wedding dress

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:03:45 2015 No.13028273 >>13028259 Why don't cry about it on your blog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:04:24 2015 No.13028277 >>13028259 Lilims are sexist, man hating rapists!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:04:36 2015 No.13028279 >>13028265 That attitude in this day and age won't get you the D. >>13028259 And there are people that think that chest is attractive. Maybe one or two. Tops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:04:50 2015 No.13028280 >>13028266 >Did I read this wrong? Hang on, I'm getting my glasses Yes I did read this wrong and now I feel dumb

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:05:55 2015 No.13028288 >>13028259 >There are people here who would not join the side that wants what's best for humanity It's sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:05:58 2015 No.13028289 File: 111 KB, 544x572, 1422398803740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028266 >>13028273 >>13028277 >>13028279

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:06:14 2015 No.13028291 >>13028279 No, I'm telling her to get back to it. Don't give a toss about "muh amazonian culture", make the sandwich though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:07:14 2015 No.13028298 File: 1.55 MB, 1000x2000, Rachnera Bride.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028268 May hap. May hap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:07:38 2015 No.13028301 File: 341 KB, 800x641, MiB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028289 The only MG that I would want has to be pic related. No way is she a sexist man hater like Lilims are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:07:51 2015 No.13028302 >>13028289 let us not do this again anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:07:58 2015 No.13028304 >>13028289 A whole tanker of milk, lilim Just with your name on it

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:08:00 2015 No.13028306

>>13025005
>>13025027
>The job was as boring as you expected.
>90% of your jobs end up being a mind-numbing waste of time. The other 10% you try not to think about too often.
>Today was worse than boring though; you spent the whole time worrying about what that faggot cat was telling Alex. Probably some bullshit about you overeating and making yourself sick. And fat. Fucking cunt.
>You walk fast on the way back to the office, arriving a little ahead of the others.
>You are greeted by Sadie, sitting on her feet in kneeling position, with a cinder block resting on her thighs. The boss's maid is standing next to her, like a guard.
>You frown at the cat and ask, "what the fuck are you doing?"
>"Lily? Why are you here?" Ank...Annie 2 asks from behind you. You hadn't thought much of it but it is weird for the mantis to be in the office. She's the boss's housemaid, she almost never shows up here.
>"Mistress instructed me to shave the tip of Miss Kitten's tail bald if she attempts to escape her punishment."
>You see Sadie is wearing a bell on her neck. Boss always puts it on her when she takes her pranks too far.
>"What did she do?" Sadie gives you a sour look then returns her frown to the floor in front of her. "Wait, where's Alex?"
>The maid answers, "Playing some sort of game with the Mistress in her office. He is fine. Sadie decided to use her day off to take him on a rampage through the district. She nearly got the both of them arrested."
>"I nearly nothing, we were fine." Sadie's objection wilts under a stare from the maid.
>"Half the fishermen in the city are babbling about ghosts and rusalka pulling boys off their ships to torture and eat them. The Guard was out patrolling the harbor earlier, paddling around in little boats."
>You sigh and look at Sadie. She keeps her eyes on the floor but her face breaks into a shit-eating grin.
>Leaving her to Lily, you go to find Alex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:08:09 2015 No.13028307 >>13028288 Pretty sure that's what the Nazis called themselves too. Funny how that works...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:09:15 2015 No.13028314 >>13028307 It all starts with the Tanuki menace, and the final tanuki solution

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:09:22 2015 No.13028315 >>13028307 But unlike the nazis, they're right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:09:22 2015 No.13028316 >>13028107 >frosted rapes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:09:23 2015 No.13028317 >>13028298 Do you have the Loen pic?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:10:16 2015 No.13028322 >>13028289 Please stare smugly at me more

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:10:56 2015 No.13028326 >>13028315 >Nuh uh Truly a marvelous comback.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:10:57 2015 No.13028327 >>13028306 This cat amuses me greatly. Wonder what a date with her would be like?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:10:59 2015 No.13028330

Had an idea earlier for a Mon Monsu chapter. Feel free to tell me if it sounds like shit.
>Rachnera chapter
House gets over run with spiders, Honey is afraid to kill them cause he thinks Rachnera will be displeased. The other girls think that she is behind the swarm of spiders. Rachnera explains they are just simple house spiders and won't harm them and that they should feel grateful that they are eating all the other bugs around the house. Miia gets annoyed says they are gross, Rachnera gets upset, house spiders pick up on that and go after Miia and the others. Honey says while he understands how both parties feel he says that there needs to be a balance (I should mention that there are enough spiders around that the floors and walls of the house look like they are moving). Convinces Rachnera to talk most of them into moving out.

Not quite sure how to end it past that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:12:49 2015 No.13028340 File: 428 KB, 1000x2000, LewdRach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028317 This one? It's the only other thing I've got for Rach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:12:57 2015 No.13028343 >>13028301 >the way she sits on the steps and cutey kicks her feet Best demon, would gladly serve for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:15:13 2015 No.13028352 >>13028340 He also did a baby

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:15:15 2015 No.13028353 >>13028340 Thank you but no... Actually it was one of Rachne in a wedding dress I was the one who asked him long time ago /a/ times

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:15:49 2015 No.13028361 >>13028343 >how she sits right next to the portal you used. MiB is the only person aside from Thomas that cared about you in Demon's Souls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:16:53 2015 No.13028369 File: 168 KB, 1000x1000, 1421476730521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028352

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:16:55 2015 No.13028372 >>13028353 The one of her from a side-ways angle, showing her full body in a fitted gown, right? I thought I had it, but evidently not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:18:09 2015 No.13028380 >>13028372 Yes that one ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:18:29 2015 No.13028381 File: 89 KB, 791x937, 0d06d2e87c27fe60b0705e3410aae1cd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Go over to a friend's place for games >She was wearing a ribbed sweater Oh dear..

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:18:41 2015 No.13028385

>>13028326
>Sexy monsterwaifus for everyone
>Human girls git gud or go home
>Magic! Who doesn't want to be a wizard?
>An end to all petty conflicts and wars under the Demon Lord
>Freedom to find your own happiness
>Cancer? Aids? Stroke? DEMONIC ENERGY fixes it.
>People that would normally either die alone or do horrible things like hurting other people will be happy for once and live peacefully with their monster wife.

Why deny happiness?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:19:46 2015 No.13028390

>>13028213
>It was a starry night as the man's van pulled alongside the HGC water supply

>Security had been suprisingly lax, requiring only an ID card and a few honied words.

>He haven't even been forced to use his trick barrels or the rely on the inert nature of his cargo to hide it.

>He whistled a jaunty tune as he rolled on barrel to the reservoir and emptied its creamy contents into the water, mixing it into the cities drinking water.

>The pale liquid quickly dissapearence, diluting into its clear body.

>It would take quite a bit to reach effective levels, five or six more he reckoned

>Luckily he had ten more.

>"Praise Hathor" he though as he emptied another barrel

>"and may her light shine upon this city."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:19:56 2015 No.13028392 >>13028385 Sounds almost like you wanna convince yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:21:02 2015 No.13028394 >>13028385 Why deny it at all that sounds fantastical.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:21:43 2015 No.13028396 >>13028392 I'm already convinced. I'm just listing the reasons why we should obey the Demon Lord. >>13028394 This guy gets it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:22:11 2015 No.13028400 >>13028381 Is your friend a MG?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:22:36 2015 No.13028402 >>13028390 >The water supply was cleansed shortly thereafter, and the guilty was arrested and imprisoned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:23:35 2015 No.13028406 >>13028390 A true hero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:23:57 2015 No.13028411 File: 145 KB, 800x800, 1422841993752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:24:27 2015 No.13028413 >>13028400 I wish

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:24:54 2015 No.13028415 >>13028396 >obey A man chooses, a slave obeys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:25:19 2015 No.13028416 >>13028413 Don´t we all wish that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:26:30 2015 No.13028423 >>13028416 I want a Hellhound to play board games and get high with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:26:53 2015 No.13028424 >>13028411 Who's a good operator? Yoooouuuu are!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:27:29 2015 No.13028426 >>13028415 Of course, if you don't like any of those things for some reason, you can refuse them and marry a human somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:28:21 2015 No.13028432 >>13028385 Nah man, I'd still die alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:28:21 2015 No.13028433 >>13028415 Victor is that you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:28:39 2015 No.13028435 >>13028423 And I want to actually have a social life... Whelp shit I just make myself sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:29:15 2015 No.13028438 File: 517 KB, 1000x1077, 1397388332473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bossy Monster Girls are the best. Agree or Disagree? What do you want your bossy waifu to boss you around about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:29:23 2015 No.13028439 >>13028435 >And I want to actually have a social life... Hello......reddit

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:30:04 2015 No.13028442

>>13028438
>20x20 foot long sandbox in the playground
>It's big enough to accommodate all the girls that want to play in it
>Little Pharaoh girl gets her friends together to build a sand chair
>Her Anubis friend is especially good at making one, as she is eager to help the others in building it when they have trouble
>Near the end of recess, they manage to complete the chair for the Pharaoh to sit in
>Everybody is happy
>Until the Apophis girl comes and pushes her out of her chair
>Pharaoh girl cries because she was pushed down
>A timid boy comes from behind the lamia child
"Ophy, come on, l-let's go play something else."
>"nnNOO! I wanna sit in the sand chair!"
>Taking a closer look, the sand chair has collapsed, having been knocked down along with the Pharaoh
>Her chance to sit in the chair gone, the lamia cries too
>Recess ends, everyone is called back inside
>Pharaoh is crying
>Apophis is crying
>The little boy didn't get to play Duck, Duck, Goose with Ophy
>Nobody is happy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:30:10 2015 No.13028444 >>13028432 I'm sure you'll find someone who would love you, unless you're terrorized of all of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:30:17 2015 No.13028445 >>13028438 Disagree, we can't have two bosses in this relationship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:30:35 2015 No.13028448 >>13028439 Need more karma

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:31:18 2015 No.13028450 >>13028448 Upboated. EDIT: Thanks for the gold stranger!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:31:36 2015 No.13028451 >>13028438 >Bossy MG Can I get just a regular one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:31:39 2015 No.13028452 >>13028438 Bossy people are cunts that need to be curb stomped

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:32:39 2015 No.13028459 >>13028450 To be honest I´m part of reddit I like fedoras too

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:32:46 2015 No.13028461 >>13028415 I am a slave to mai waifu. And I am OK with that. >>13028438 Agree. Anubis a best. Dragons also good. >>13028442 This is...this is like, an ancient greentext, isn't it? Still cute tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:33:29 2015 No.13028464 >>13028444 Sure anon, sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:34:23 2015 No.13028467 File: 32 KB, 300x300, 1415401677279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028459

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:34:53 2015 No.13028471 >>13028442 This is an old one and the origin of the "Ophy" nickname.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:35:20 2015 No.13028473 >>13028459 Holy shit leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:35:34 2015 No.13028476 >>13028467 >Indiana Jones >Reddit I don´t like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:36:11 2015 No.13028478 File: 186 KB, 1000x1000, Syringe Ryu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028461 Anubisfucker, we know you love both a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:36:49 2015 No.13028482 >>13028473 No, I like MG I will stay we can be friends on facebook if you want

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:37:30 2015 No.13028485 File: 37 KB, 400x313, 1412218421474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028476 >>13028482

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:37:44 2015 No.13028486 >>13028478 Well I wouldn't be as blatantly obvious an anon if I didn't state it at every opportunity, now would I? Also, I wonder if she can like, hop around or float in that thing? Ryus can normally float, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:38:26 2015 No.13028490 >>13028482 I'm very sure there's a thing on your shitty site for monster girls. Now fuck off and go back there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:38:27 2015 No.13028491 >>13028478 Hnnnng!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:38:43 2015 No.13028492 >>13028486 >What is a Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:39:05 2015 No.13028494 >>13028486 Hopping's cuter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:39:31 2015 No.13028495 >>13028490 >Tips_fedora.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:39:40 2015 No.13028496 >>13028492 >What is a filename. I mean yeah, looks more like a Wurm to me too, but fuck if I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:40:00 2015 No.13028498 >>13027989 What's wrong with writing fiction?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:40:28 2015 No.13028499 >>13028478 >>13028496 Guy who named it is wrong. Its a wurm, Loen confirmed it when he drew it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:40:48 2015 No.13028502 >>13028494 Yes. Yes it is. >>13028499 OK then. Hopping it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:41:19 2015 No.13028503 >>13028496 It could be either, really. Take away the horns and the two look exactly the same. >>13028499 Oh nevermind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:41:31 2015 No.13028504 >>13028498 Nothing, it's just I find it almost absurd that not only are you writting a fucking book, but you're writing a book with smut, about girls with horse cunts and soforth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:42:48 2015 No.13028512 >>13028504 You should find a lot about fiction absurd then..

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:44:44 2015 No.13028522 >>13028504 You might be surprised to know that many people write books about many things. Also, bob has never written about horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:45:38 2015 No.13028527 >>13028522 That's cause he is horsepussy.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:46:25 2015 No.13028531
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>Dragon raised by Salamanders.
>Impresses everyone and her parents with her ability to breath fire.
>Is physically stronger than everyone else, and has an air of nobility around her that makes her peers look up to her.
>Masters sword-fighting and is able to best any of her Salamander rivals.
>Doesn't cry whatsoever.
>Leads her Salamander brethren on a warpath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:46:37 2015 No.13028533 >>13028527 So he's floppy, smelly and spacious? I believe it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:47:50 2015 No.13028538 >>13028531 Why would a Dragon be raised by Salamanders? What event could orphan a Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:49:08 2015 No.13028542 >>13028538 >What event could orphan a Dragon? Japanese cold. Keyaids. Birthing a baby dragon. Take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:49:54 2015 No.13028547 >>13028538 Egg getting stolen then misplaced

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:50:02 2015 No.13028548 >>13028542 Dragons aren't weak enough to die from any of those.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:50:14 2015 No.13028549 >>13028538 The evil monkey man from the 9th dimension.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:50:46 2015 No.13028552 >>13028548 Anon, you're thinking way too hard right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:51:13 2015 No.13028555 >>13028548 I'll give you Keyaids and birthing a baby dragon, but did you really just talk shit about Japanese colds? You tempt fate, sirrah. Also, we've just stepped headlong into headcanon territory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:51:14 2015 No.13028556 >>13028547 >stolen >stealing an egg that's guarded 24/7 by a very protective mother who'd even hiss at the father for walking near it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:51:52 2015 No.13028561 File: 155 KB, 937x932, 12x12-stellaluna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028531 All this talk about MGs raising other species has made me really want a MG version of stellaluna

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:52:42 2015 No.13028566 >>13028561 With a Werebat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:52:56 2015 No.13028567 >>13028538 I dunno, magic space zombies...from space. Look, it doesn't matter, why are you asking questions? Who are you wroking for? And no, they won't take me alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:53:15 2015 No.13028570 >>13028459 See, it was funny until you were serious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:54:54 2015 No.13028576 >>13028566 ya, raised by harpies

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:55:57 2015 No.13028577 >>13028459 Shemaghs are the new thing. No seriously, get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:56:28 2015 No.13028579 >>13028522 He writes about fake monsters though, like lizardmen 7 feet tall who are kindergarden teachers.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:57:28 2015 No.13028583
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Uh oh! That bratty Monster Girl Niece is coming. The one that tossed your mint condition Boba Fett figure in the toilet. Now it's time to make her pay. However, her very protective Monster Mother is also visiting, so you can't actually murder her.

You can, however, expose her to media that will scar her. Mainly, video games or movies. However, her mother won't let her play anything that isn't E for Everyone, or PG. If you want to mentally scar her for the rest of her life, you need to find something within those constraints that's scaring enough from some level to ruin her.

What do you expose her to? I'd have her play Ecco II: Tides of Time. An incredibly difficult game that's also terrifying. It'd be good to instill a fear of the ocean and all its inhabitants early in her life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:57:46 2015 No.13028584 >>13028579 That happens in fiction

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:58:59 2015 No.13028589 >>13028583 Or you could tell your sister(in law) that her niece either behaves, or they both leave. You know, like an adult?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:59:07 2015 No.13028590 >>13028583 Don't starve, and then give her a crash course on lovecraftian literature.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:00:24 2015 No.13028595 >>13028583 I just show her this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:00:54 2015 No.13028597

>>13028583
>The one that tossed your mint condition Boba Fett figure in the toilet
Tell her sister in law that she either behaves or the both of you are banned from this household, including family gatherings that might take place
I'm sorry, but it's either that or jailtime for me for murder

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:01:27 2015 No.13028599 >>13028583 I tell her war stories about her father before he met her mom. And how he got the name "Snakeskin Boot"

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:01:30 2015 No.13028600 >>13028589 You're a fun guy aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:02:00 2015 No.13028601 >>13028595 >You will never go to a graveyard at night and see this exact same thing, but with Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:02:11 2015 No.13028602 >>13028583 I'd tell her how her niece acts and if she doesn't believe me I'd get my Dragon waifu to make her leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:02:39 2015 No.13028603 >>13028600 Fun is from 9 to 5.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:05:17 2015 No.13028615

>>13028602
But Anon, the Niece is also a Dragon, and so is her Mother. You'd be looking at a 3 vs 3 Battle Royale in your house.

Do you really want to risk the rest of your Boba Fett figures that'd certainly get hit in the crossfire? You need to be smart about this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:06:59 2015 No.13028624 >>13028615 My waifu is stronger than his, and my daughter is older than theirs. It's a one sided fight here, even if the Fetts are at risk.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:10:44 2015 No.13028641

>>13028624
But at what cost? At what cost? Are you willing to put the lives of innocent Fetts on the line for a brutal solution? Do you want to be the one who explores the rubble and sees a lone green helmet in the dust, cracked and hollow? Do you want to be the one who has to visit the toy factories and explain to the workers that their toy Boba Fett won't be coming home?

Their plastic would be on your hands Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:11:48 2015 No.13028652 >>13028641 Then so be it.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:19:55 2015 No.13028685

>>13028652
>1 Week after the great battle
>It was a bloody victory, but it was a victory one the less
>House repairs were going smooth too
>You always wanted a giant gaping hole in the kitchen ceiling anyways
>While you fix the pancakes and your Dragon Waifu reads the Newspaper to see the Rapeball scores, your Daughteru walks in slowly
>As she takes her seat, she lifts her voice and asks her single question
>"Mommy, Daddy, whens Boba Fett Figure #23 coming home?"
>You and your waifu look at each other with worried faces, unsure of what to tell her

What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:20:08 2015 No.13028687 File: 306 KB, 991x702, 27378832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to play D&D with a group of misfit Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:20:48 2015 No.13028688 >>13028570 >>13028577 But I like MG I know you guys like fedoras too

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:20:51 2015 No.13028689

>>13028306
>As lily said, he is in the boss's office. They're playing some sort of weird board game.
>"Ah, Eri, welcome back. Everything go well?"
>"Yeah. Like usual. Uh, sorry."
>"Oh don't be, Hun. Sadie's the one causing trouble." Boss stands up and pats Alex on the head as she walks past him. "Hang tight, Sugar, I'm gunna have a business chat with your wifey."
>That sounds ominous. If she wanted to talk business it would be with the anubis.
>Once she has you in the hall she closes the door and asks you, "did you know there's a soul in the necklace your hubby wears? You must of."
>"Ah. Yeah, I kind of put it there." You haven't told anybody at work about that little incident. You give the boss a brief rundown, skipping the unpleasant details.
>She purses her lips and looks off into space.
>"I thought that might have been you. Sounded like you anyways, but you didn't say anything so I figured...well, anyways." She fixes her gaze back on you.
>"Did you know he can talk to it? And apparently it's aware of the world around him."
>Starting to get a little confused now. "Uh, yeah. Is that weird?"
>Boss shakes her head. "This is what happens when you're born with your power. You do stuff without really understanding it."
>She directs you to a chair in an empty office then sits down next to you and starts explaining.
>"You stuck that soul in there, but it isn't the locket that's holding it prisoner, it's a spell."
>"It looks like a basic protection spell, except it's been twisted up like a bundle of chains and wrapped around a monster's soul."
>"The spell is pullin the mana for its upkeep from the soul, not you or the atmosphere like would be usual. It's clever; that spell will last forever as long as the soul is stuck in it, and it doesn't cost you a thing except for the power it took to initially form the spell."
>"O-Ok."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:21:50 2015 No.13028694 >>13028687 >That headless MG Boner don`t do this to me

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:22:35 2015 No.13028700

>>13028689
>Boss sighs. "Look, the important thing is this; she shouldn't be able to communicate. You are an exception - it's your mana that originally bound her so you've got a direct connection."
>"For Alex to talk to her, he must have connected to her through the bit of your mana leftover in his body from you snugglin him."
>Blush a bit there.
>"That doesn't explain why she can see the stuff around him though. She could just be borrowing his eyes, but he's blind - and she can definitely see, not just hear or smell. I tested it."
>"The only way for THAT to be happening is if he's used his connection to your mana to pull a bit of her soul through the cracks in the spell, just enough for her to manifest as a very weak ghost."
>"Right. Gotcha."
>"That's necromancy, Sugar."
>"Ha?"
>"It seems normal to you because of what you are, but humans can't usually do that kind of thing. It's clumsy and simple, but it's necromancy. Alex has a gift. Maybe somethin awakened from him smoochin on a hellbeast all day."
>"We don't do it all day. Just normally. Like normal people."
>"Are you forgettin I can see spirit energy residue?"
>Feel your face start burning and force your hands back down to your sides. Covering it up at this point wouldn't do much good anyways. "That was his idea."
>"Sure it was, Sweetie." She pauses, thinking something over for a moment. "Why don't you bring him in while you're working from now on? I'm a wight, not a lich, but I can still teach him the basics."
>"You would do that for me? Us, I mean?"
>She smiles at you and give you a kiss on the forehead, "We're family, Sugar. Besides it aint like I lose anything for it. It'll give me an excuse to get away from An and her nagging."
>You thank her and go to collect Alex.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:23:29 2015 No.13028703

>>13028687
>Succubus decides to roll to seduce the Innkeeper.
>Your Lich buddy just buries her face in her hands
>This is the fifteenth time that succubus has done this this session.
Seriously though, what monstergirls would be most likely to be THAT GUY. You know the one. The one who always keeps derailing everything for stupid reasons or makes the horrible mary sue character?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:23:47 2015 No.13028705

>>13028700
>On the way home you try to get your head straight; you already had a lot to think about, this just adds to it. That reminds you...
>"Hey, did Sadie say anything weird to you after I left earlier?"
>"Weird? No. Oh, you mean about you being sick? She said you were pregnant. That's neat, I guess. Oh! Can I pick the name!?"
>Try not to sigh.
>Sigh a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:23:57 2015 No.13028707 >>13028694 >"I-I chase after the handsome warrior with lots of muscles, carrying the gold! To subdue him... Then ask him out." >"Roll a d20."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:24:28 2015 No.13028708 >>13028687 >The garterbelt on that Werewolf Maid going down the pitfall Oh my oh my I likey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:25:11 2015 No.13028711 File: 362 KB, 450x600, 156843435454545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028703 I think you already know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:25:53 2015 No.13028714 >>13028705 I love this story

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:26:00 2015 No.13028715 >>13028703 >horrible mary sue character lizard anubis >derailing everything for stupid reasons grapesnake

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:26:37 2015 No.13028719 >>13028707 >mfw I'm not a handsome warrior YUNO how this feels

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:26:43 2015 No.13028721

>>13028583
>Let her play Vectorman 2
>It's hard enough to make her as a first-time player lose easy enough
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI_zxGEUyhs
>At that moment, get that spider you trapped in a jar and free it on her head
>YOU LEARNED: Arachnophobia

Also, I hate Boba Fett. Can it be a MMX Vile figure instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:28:00 2015 No.13028727 >>13028687 i like that maid

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:28:30 2015 No.13028729 >>13028708 I want the short Wolf Girl, she's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:29:34 2015 No.13028737 >>13028583 I tell her I'll buy her anything she wants if she can beat one easy game Silver Surfer, NES

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:29:35 2015 No.13028738 >>13028711 Hey don't insult my waifu anon. If anything it would be her manticore sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:30:01 2015 No.13028739 >>13028705 Well, ain't he precociously nonchalant about being a pre-teen daddy. He...does realize it's his, right? Well, I guess he wouldn't be asking about naming rights if he didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:30:27 2015 No.13028743 >>13028687 I feel sorry for the wizard, the Medusa clearly has plans for what she's going to do with his staff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:31:19 2015 No.13028748 >>13028583 All dogs go to heaven

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:32:56 2015 No.13028756 >>13028739 I wonder if he gets the whole sex-pregnancy connection.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:34:49 2015 No.13028764

>>13028583
>Ecco II
It's amazing how creepy it was.
Even the most peaceful stage swimming with the whales instilled a bit of fear into you, on account of swimming in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere in the ocean, where left, right, forward, back, and down all lead to nothingness.

>>13028748
No, listen...Watership Down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:36:37 2015 No.13028770 >>13028748 >>13028764 How bout land before time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:39:09 2015 No.13028778 >>13028770 >implying she'd be scarred for life from a mvie about dinosaurs Listen, Wererabbits and March Hares are a thing, right? You have more possibilities if you show a small child that movie in a world full of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:39:31 2015 No.13028779 >>13028705 Updated http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt >>13028714 Well thank you, Anon, I love you too. No alp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:42:26 2015 No.13028784 >>13028739 Given his other reactions thus far, I think he fully understands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:43:53 2015 No.13028788 >>13028778 Good point, was mostly just remembering things like sharptooth tearing out the mother's back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:44:36 2015 No.13028790 >>13028779 >I love you too no alp D-Don't just go and say those type of things, b-baka!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:46:52 2015 No.13028793 >>13028790 Hypothetical situation, but uh, what if someone said love you, and DID mean Alp? I mean, purely hypothetical, I'm not an Alp incase you guys were wondering. haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:47:35 2015 No.13028795 >>13028793 Shut up you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:47:55 2015 No.13028798 >>13028793 >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:47:57 2015 No.13028799 >>13028788 Reminder that Ducky's VA was killed by her own father.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:49:39 2015 No.13028802 >>13028799 What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:50:45 2015 No.13028807 >>13028793 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:50:52 2015 No.13028808 >>13028795 >>13028798 L-like I said, it was purely hypothetical! Yeah guys, Alps are totally gay, even if they are just bros as girls and would gladly do anything if someone loved them. Yeah, who'd be an Alp? Not me, that's for sure!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:51:45 2015 No.13028812 >>13028793 >>13028808 stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:52:32 2015 No.13028814 >>13028808 Actually fucking stop. This is getting fucking stupid, alps are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:52:45 2015 No.13028815 Would drawing MGs in a more realistic style make /mgt/ flip its shit? Giving them more human facial features and all that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:53:44 2015 No.13028819 >>13028815 A drawfag named Dan tried that a long time ago. People didn't like it on the whole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:53:49 2015 No.13028820 >>13028799 W-what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:53:59 2015 No.13028821 >>13028815 They're fine as they are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:54:10 2015 No.13028823 >>13028815 Give a reference to how the art will look like. I think if the art isn't actually hurtful it should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:54:19 2015 No.13028824 >>13028815 >>13028819 Give an example I don't think I follow

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:55:22 2015 No.13028827 >>13028815 I don't want them to look 3DPD, if that's what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:55:29 2015 No.13028828 File: 1.47 MB, 1275x1650, Apophis2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028815 Like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:56:18 2015 No.13028833 >>13028815 Not if it was done well. Which won't happen. Doing realistic style well and keeping it attractive takes way more practice and talent than doing the same with animu style.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:57:26 2015 No.13028842 >>13028828 See >>13028833 That fucking horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:59:01 2015 No.13028855 >>13028828 This is not my thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:59:39 2015 No.13028857 >>13028842 Ya I suppose it is. Just something I was mulling over to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 23:59:45 2015 No.13028858 >>13028828 The face is decisively awful lookin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:00:55 2015 No.13028864 >>13028828 What gets me is how the artist fucked up the foreshortening on the head despite everything else being well done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:01:51 2015 No.13028866 >>13028833 Takes way more time too, since there is so much more detail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:02:42 2015 No.13028868 >>13028815 >>13028828 Honestly, I think a glacies would look pretty cool like done realistically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:03:04 2015 No.13028869 >>13028864 It's perfectly accurate, anon. She's a xenomorph queen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:03:11 2015 No.13028870 >>13028828 I must be the only guy who doesn't like earrings on women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:05:10 2015 No.13028877 >>13028828 This would be fine if the head's anatomy wasn't fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:05:51 2015 No.13028881 >>13028828 Horrible.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:07:42 2015 No.13028890

>>13028703
Slime.
>Has to ask how to roll the dice every turn.
>Doesn't roleplay, just sort of there.
>Doesn't bring her own snacks, just eats what everyone else brought
>Doesn't bring a coaster. For her drink or for herself
>Gets everything sticky somehow, even your dice

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:07:48 2015 No.13028891 File: 488 KB, 1000x1500, 1423256075774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028802 >>13028820 Yeah. Look it up. Shit's fucked up. On a different note, how come Sekhmet is a lion and not a Super Berserk Mode Hathor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:09:28 2015 No.13028895 >>13028891 >Look it up No. My childhood doesn't need to get any more fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:09:49 2015 No.13028897 >>13028891 "She is depicted as a lioness, the fiercest hunter known to the Egyptians. It was said that her breath formed the desert. She was seen as the protector of the pharaohs and led them in warfare."

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:11:30 2015 No.13028904 >>13028779 Wonderful as always. >>13028784 One can hope. Silly little kid.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:12:18 2015 No.13028905
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>>13028897
I mean, you're right, but also,
>The myth states that Ra communicated through Hathor's third Eye (Maat) and told her that some people in the land were planning to assassinate him.
>Hathor was so angry that the people she had created would be audacious enough to plan that she became Sekhmet (war goddess of Upper Egypt) to destroy them.
>Hathor (as Sekhmet) became bloodthirsty and the slaughter was great because she could not be stopped.

It would be a strange but wonderful sight to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:13:14 2015 No.13028909 >>13028828 See, I don't think the artistry or look overall is bad. Coloring is excellent for one. More like he just fucked some details like >>13028864 said. It's not really "Realistic" at all because of sheer fail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:14:58 2015 No.13028917 >>13028905 So when you deny the hathorites their daily dicking for too long, they go berserk mode and turn into rampaging lion girls and rape you until they calm back down into nice, gentle cows. Good to know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:15:38 2015 No.13028923 >>13028909 Remember how, a year back, the only art of her we had was this , the profile pic, and one other pic? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:16:58 2015 No.13028934 >>13028828 If only the forehead's perspective were not fouled up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:17:22 2015 No.13028935 >>13028917 >2 in 1 waifu >calm, gentle health + pelviscerating snu snu cat sign me up

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:17:38 2015 No.13028937 >>13028905 That image is awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:18:10 2015 No.13028941 >>13028937 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:19:11 2015 No.13028947 File: 913 KB, 1920x1200, 1423545551994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028934

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:20:09 2015 No.13028952 >>13028947 I want an alien monster girl now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:20:21 2015 No.13028955 >>13028923 Well, Apophis is one of the two most popular desert girls, no surprise that she got more art with her consistent popularity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:20:36 2015 No.13028956 >>13027205 Cheshire >She's a tease and might get carried away and get me killed >Get flayed in bed >She's a fucking loon As much as I hate to admit it, you should never stick your dick in crazy. Less crazy stick its dick in you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:21:51 2015 No.13028962 >>13028947 If she had nice tits and a pretty face, I'd fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:22:03 2015 No.13028963 >>13028952 No you don't motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:23:20 2015 No.13028966 >>13028956 >Less crazy stick its dick in you. I sincerely hope you mean less crazy sticks your dick in her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:24:11 2015 No.13028969 >>13028956 >Implying dicking crazy isn't the best thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:24:19 2015 No.13028970 >>13028947 ayyy

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:25:33 2015 No.13028973 >>13024037 I would ruffle her hair and hug/cuddle her so hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:26:37 2015 No.13028980 >>13028963 Yes I do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:29:46 2015 No.13028993 File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, 1421097320582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey Anon, what are you doing on the ground? You some kinda masochist pervert who likes being below me or something?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:30:10 2015 No.13028994 >>13028980 >Yes I do. Have fun when your dick gets melted off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:30:17 2015 No.13028995 >>13028973 Well, here's hoping you don't enjoy your liver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:31:11 2015 No.13029002 >>13028966 I'm not talking about futa, it's just an expression. You fuck with crazy and it will fuck you up. my second gf made me shave my crotch and collected my pubes in a jar. When I found out I gtfo as fast as I could

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:31:42 2015 No.13029003 File: 298 KB, 1464x900, 1378333306045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028952 As you wish

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:32:29 2015 No.13029005 >>13028993 Masochists and snakes might not mix. I mean, they can't get stepped on with the same satisfaction right? Then again, there is carefully tight coil squeezing to replace it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:34:20 2015 No.13029008 >>13029005 Being a masochist does not automatically mean you have a foot fetish. I know I'm a masochist and I don't care for feet. Well, human feet. Monster claws/paws do hold an appeal for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:36:07 2015 No.13029017 >>13028993 Are you blind? I am making a snow angel, stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:36:32 2015 No.13029018 >>13029008 I know, and I guess my ignorance does show. I just thought the stepping on people thing was more a show of dominance and such, not really related to the foot itself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:40:44 2015 No.13029028 >>13028993 I see london, I see France. I see a lewd girl with no underpants

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:40:45 2015 No.13029029 >>13028993 I'm making a snow angel. That, and this is a great angle to look up your skirt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:41:01 2015 No.13029030 >>13029018 There's always coiling anon.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:42:18 2015 No.13029034

>>13028993
No, I'm making a snow angel. It's an impulse humans do when the ground is covered in snow. That' and snowball fights
In truth, this is the best angle to imprint what lies under your skirt into my mind. But what she doesn't know on't hurt her

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:42:23 2015 No.13029036 >>13029028 >>13029029 You're just asking to be coiled up and bullied saying that

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:43:26 2015 No.13029042 >>13028993 This >>13029017 But yes, I do like being below you. The view is lovely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:45:53 2015 No.13029047 >>13028993 This is MY ground, I can do whatever I like. Better question, what are you doing on my ground? And why haven't you paid the toll yet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:48:05 2015 No.13029054 >>13029036 I've already won anon. Nothing she does will matter

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:48:55 2015 No.13029055 File: 112 KB, 522x490, best grill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So we can all agree that rach is the best monmusu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:49:47 2015 No.13029061 File: 159 KB, 1000x1000, !!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029055 Some of us will say no. I disagree with their poor taste. Rachnee a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:50:10 2015 No.13029062 >>13029055 We may not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:50:49 2015 No.13029064 >>13029055 nope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:50:54 2015 No.13029066 >>13029055 Go steal pies somewhere else Woolie. If I wasn't afraid of spiders I would be fine with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:52:19 2015 No.13029076 >>13029066 Someone has to keep the ants out.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:53:32 2015 No.13029080
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>>13029066
How did Rachnee get associated with Woolie?
Anyway, Pic of Rachnee with dreads playing fighting games when? Or stealing a pie, I'd be good with either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:53:59 2015 No.13029081 File: 211 KB, 502x628, rachnee-blush.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029066 spiders are totals bros, stop being such a pussy you faggot except hairy spiders, they're super gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:56:10 2015 No.13029086 >>13029081 >except hairy spiders, they're super gross Fight me, faggot. Hairy spiders a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:56:20 2015 No.13029087 >>13029080 She's a liar. Woolie's a lair, all she needs to do is kill some guy and spike a football into his casket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:57:27 2015 No.13029090 >>13028711 Cheshire/Manticore edit when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:57:37 2015 No.13029093 >>13029087 And then going all Benoit on that guys mother at the funeral.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:57:46 2015 No.13029095 File: 298 KB, 510x614, 1421493361125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] do warframes count as monster girls, since they're people infected with technocyte virus

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:58:03 2015 No.13029096 >>13026877 What if our heart is a frozen lump of ice?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:58:38 2015 No.13029098 >>13029095 Do they even have holes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:59:36 2015 No.13029102 >>13029093 And then he picks the boss character in every fighting game

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 00:59:45 2015 No.13029103 >>13028993 Nah, I just like to look up skirts. I didn't know you had pubes down there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:00:47 2015 No.13029110 >>13029098 yes https://gfycat.com/UnluckyTinyHypacrosaurus

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:01:36 2015 No.13029111 >>13029095 I prefer girls who have faces. Or at least eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:01:48 2015 No.13029113 File: 189 KB, 294x282, 1420446667010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029103 >Lamias with Pubes You'd get bullied hard for pointing that out to her but hot damn

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:01:55 2015 No.13029115 File: 749 KB, 1280x955, 1413439800412.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13028952 You sure you're capable enough to start a hive?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:02:03 2015 No.13029116 >>13029103 >Hairy Snake Pussy ...I don't even know what to think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:02:25 2015 No.13029120 >>13029102 Now Rachnee only has to unlearn reading.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:02:40 2015 No.13029122 >>13029110 Nice... now how I´m supposed to explain this to my boner?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:03:17 2015 No.13029126 >>13029116 Either would she, that's what makes it interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:03:31 2015 No.13029127 >>13029055 Arachnes are cunts. Had a dream where one chucked me off a cliff edge and kept me paralyzed before dragging me off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:03:48 2015 No.13029128 File: 324 KB, 704x810, saryn chompers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029122 >>13029111 like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:05:18 2015 No.13029135 >>13029128 I'll give this a No/No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:05:39 2015 No.13029137 >>13029128 No thank you. Looks like a human that got their skin torn off. I like spooky girls but skin is one of my minimum requirements.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:05:53 2015 No.13029139 File: 2.87 MB, 480x270, 1422055198646.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029128 SUKI

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:06:47 2015 No.13029143 >>13029103 >Apophis pubes Yes Yes Yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:06:58 2015 No.13029144 File: 186 KB, 466x693, 1421872256954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029135 >>13029137 oh c'mon, it's cute though

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:07:28 2015 No.13029147 File: 854 KB, 782x1102, 1423025820620.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029137 I like my girl HOT like plasma

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:08:29 2015 No.13029150 >>13029144 So uhm... how do I kill it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:08:46 2015 No.13029152 >>13029144 I'd rather hold hands with an Amazon than go anywhere near that thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:11:38 2015 No.13029169 File: 212 KB, 776x932, 1420482602012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029150 >>13029152 what if I slap on a sweater and give her inverted nipples?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:12:00 2015 No.13029170 File: 118 KB, 396x615, 1421175047075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029147 HDoom girls look great, can't wait until the mod is finished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:13:25 2015 No.13029176 >>13029169 No, now stop asking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:13:51 2015 No.13029180 >>13029169 No. I need a face. Doesn't matter, they aren't monster girls anyways.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:13:58 2015 No.13029183 >>13029169 I just like how uncomfortable Nyx looks in that picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:17:14 2015 No.13029198 >>13029169 Sure, so long as I can have some fun with her friends too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:17:21 2015 No.13029200 File: 153 KB, 664x1204, 1419150541009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029176 >>13029180 but she's not monster enough with a human face

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:20:40 2015 No.13029215 >>13029200 She's not girl enough without it. Seriously, the only think that unifies all monster girls is the face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:20:51 2015 No.13029217 >>13029095 >inb4 people saying Ember has a dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:21:15 2015 No.13029220 >>13029200 You need to stop dumping now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:22:36 2015 No.13029226 File: 835 KB, 1085x1487, 1421378129150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029220 one last one if >>13029217 and saryn had babbie

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:28:48 2015 No.13029246
File: 125 KB, 695x850, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Left or right?
Choose before reading spoiler.
left is subby as hell and very self-conscious, right will dom you but only tenderly and grope you throughout the day. If you want, both will help you get /fit/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:28:55 2015 No.13029247 How the fuck do harpies eat without hands?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:31:03 2015 No.13029254 >>13029247 Like birds

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:31:51 2015 No.13029256 >>13029254 But they don't have beaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:32:08 2015 No.13029258 >>13029246 >Small one = sub >Big one = dom I can't deal with all this imagination.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:32:55 2015 No.13029262 >>13029246 Both. I know it's a crazy idea and probably won't end well, but damn it I want both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:33:03 2015 No.13029263 >>13029246 Can I take both? Is both an option? Because if not, I'll take left

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:33:16 2015 No.13029264 >>13029246 Went right. No regrets

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:33:20 2015 No.13029265 >>13029258 Sorry? It was off the top of my head, and sometimes things are actually what they seem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:34:28 2015 No.13029270 >>13029246 Neither. Wish they didn't have tattoos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:34:36 2015 No.13029273 >>13029246 I'll take the left one, that tattoo looks cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:36:16 2015 No.13029280 >>13029265 True, but it would've been funnier the other way around. Anyhow, I'll take left I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:36:46 2015 No.13029282 Who gets precedence over AI CE or RD?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:37:02 2015 No.13029284 >>13029258 Despite what some people would have you believe, many things are exactly as they appear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:37:14 2015 No.13029287 >>13029262 >>13029263 Well, it will probably end badly with a fistfight, but I'm sure it'll be an enjoyable few days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:39:13 2015 No.13029293 >>13029284 Are you implying that people with swastikas on their head might be skinheads? I don't think I can recover from this revelation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:39:32 2015 No.13029296 >>13029280 Unless that's how it is EVERY TIME. Then it's not funny, just boring.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:45:33 2015 No.13029315 >>13027484 Well I plan to edit it in more thorough detail later before i finish it I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:45:43 2015 No.13029317 File: 329 KB, 1294x2000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you watch porn with a monstergirl, then deny them the D for as long as possible to see how desperate they get?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:46:37 2015 No.13029319 >>13029317 totally. hopefully their porn would be better than ours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:46:41 2015 No.13029321 >>13029317 If it was a girl physically weak enough to deny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:47:42 2015 No.13029324 >>13029319 Their porn would put emphasis on dick. So if you're into that...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:47:47 2015 No.13029326 >>13029317 Sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:47:50 2015 No.13029327 >>13029317 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:48:59 2015 No.13029335 >>13029317 That sounds like a good way to get a pelvic fracture. Damn right I will

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:49:14 2015 No.13029336 >>13029324 >anon? Are you even watching? >Not really, its just a bunch of close ups of dicks. I could get that in my shower. >That's not the point anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:50:01 2015 No.13029337 File: 1.28 MB, 1412x2136, 1394980899567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vacation in the tropic with your waifu,it'll improve your sex life!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:51:39 2015 No.13029346 Can we get pics of Centorea and her amazing bust up in here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:52:00 2015 No.13029348 >>13029337 It's not going to end with me getting kidnapped by dwarves is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:53:31 2015 No.13029352 >>13029348 Dwarves? That's silly. The tropic is for big, delicious brown girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:54:23 2015 No.13029357 >>13029352 Oh, so I am just getting kidnapped by amazons again. No biggie.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:54:55 2015 No.13029358

>>13029321
Assume it's a fox girl or some other easily physically overpowered monster.
Would you wrestle with her as she tries so hard to get at your pants?
Would you pin her to the couch you're wrestling on and stare into your eyes as you both breathe heavily, bodies pressed against each other?
Would you become painfully aware of your erection pressing up between her legs?
Would you jink forwards a bit to make her gasp when you press your hips to hers?
Would you demand her to beg for it in a low, low voice barely audible over the exaggerated slapping and moaning on the TV?
Would you smile when she begs you to fuck her hard right there?
Would you fuck her there on the couch, till she's leaking your seed from her crotch, belly pumped full of daughterus?

Well, would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:55:10 2015 No.13029359 >>13029348 >tropic >dwarves What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:56:00 2015 No.13029361 >>13029357 Or Ogres. Tio is a big, delicious brown girl. >>13029358 No, daughterus can't be made in the spur of the moment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:56:09 2015 No.13029362 >>13029357 Well, maybe Tropical amazons are more laid back and friendly than their Jungle counterparts? Laid back tropical amazon cuddling her husbando while soaking in the sun when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:56:46 2015 No.13029363 >>13029359 >Pygmie joke

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:57:40 2015 No.13029367 The tropics suck. It's too hot and everything hates you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:57:57 2015 No.13029368 >>13029317 >MG porn Oh yeah, what I usually fap to would be vastly different if there was MG porn

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:57:59 2015 No.13029369 >>13029362 >you will never become the hero of a tribe of Amazons by showing them an alternative way of breaking open coconuts >one that doesn't require headbutts

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:58:44 2015 No.13029371 File: 294 KB, 1414x2000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029361 But the spur of the moment is the right time to treat your waifu to some post-sex cuddling. Cuddle your waifu today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 01:59:31 2015 No.13029374 >>13029246 Left is perfection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:00:01 2015 No.13029376 >>13029362 >>13029361 >Get kidnapped by a tribe of delicous brown girls for their yearly sacrifice >They tie you down and every unmarried member of the tribe cuddles you for the entire night. I would never leave that magical place. Not willingly

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:00:01 2015 No.13029377 >>13029368 You know what else is worth watching? Lairz.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:00:19 2015 No.13029378 >>13029371 No, cuddling sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:01:18 2015 No.13029379 >>13029378 We are enemies, you and I.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:01:28 2015 No.13029380 >>13029317 My mind drifts back to the Merrow. If it were her, she'd barely last to the opening act before getting all hot and bothered. Hell, she'd either be schlicking herself or trying to cop a feel, just eager for a little action.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:01:50 2015 No.13029384 >>13029378 King Grump Alp, please do not rule the Amazons so cruelly. >Heart of Darkness with King Grump Alp as Kurtz

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:02:36 2015 No.13029386 >>13029384 Stop goddamn calling me that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:03:19 2015 No.13029387 >>13029386 I'm sorry your majesty, but I can't do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:03:48 2015 No.13029388 >>13029387 I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:03:52 2015 No.13029390 File: 816 KB, 1037x904, 1391232470804.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029346 I mean. There are plenty of pictures of Cerea's bust. She has great boobs. But pretty much all of them have already been posted before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:04:39 2015 No.13029393 >>13029317 My waifu is a Lich. I'd be strapped to a table and subjected to whatever experiments she has in mind if I try to resist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:05:46 2015 No.13029394 >>13029380 Wouldn't the opening act of MG porn basically be a human guy in super tight clothes prancing about to show off the D?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:05:51 2015 No.13029395 >>13029388 Feeling tsun today, your grace?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:06:53 2015 No.13029399 >>13029394 It's be two guys at the urinals, measuring up and crossing the beams.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:07:38 2015 No.13029400

>>13029393
Okay, put aside the trappings of her craft. It's you and her on a couch, her in a lab coat/robe/whatever, you in jeans and a t shirt, watching Dirty Human Sluts 3. Is your waifu strong enough to overpower you when she inevitably gets horny, or will she have to beg you to dick her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:07:39 2015 No.13029401 >>13029395 I'm always tsun, it's why I'm called a grump.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:08:52 2015 No.13029405 >>13029401 And it's absolutely adorable, your highness. Lemme pinch them cheeks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:09:26 2015 No.13029407 >>13029405 which ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:09:55 2015 No.13029408 >>13029390 Lots of things have been posted time and time again. OP's image has probably been in close to every MG thread since it was drawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:10:31 2015 No.13029411 >>13029317 I would if i could but my waifu is a Chimaera, i can't possibly overpower her

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:11:03 2015 No.13029412 Night everyone. Don't burn down the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:11:43 2015 No.13029415 >>13029405 No. My cheeks are a weakpoint anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:11:48 2015 No.13029416 >>13029412 Nighy-night, don't let the Oomukade bite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:12:13 2015 No.13029417 >>13029358 No because daughterus are literally parasites that ruin lives and relationships.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:12:21 2015 No.13029418 >>13029411 At the very least it's good foreplay, and gives her some ideas for a slut like you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:12:52 2015 No.13029420 >>13029415 Then I'll just nibble on your pointy ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:13:09 2015 No.13029422 >>13029416 Only the muscled ones. She wants to get strong for anons attention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:13:34 2015 No.13029424 File: 508 KB, 1600x1157, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029417 Monster daughterus are different from HG daughterus. They are miracles of nature.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:13:43 2015 No.13029425 >>13029420 How about you just don't touch me at all. How about that?

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:13:56 2015 No.13029426

>>13029412
>Just read Phil and the Were-Wolf
Holy shit this is good stuff.

Putting aside how great the simple act of having a guy react realistically to "Proactive Dating", and then gives the girl a second chance regardless on his own terms, putting aside how excellently done that was...

We need more stories taking the concepts of fabled rivalries (Like mailman vs. guard dog) and have them MG-ified.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:14:37 2015 No.13029431 >>13029425 And I'll stick my tongue in them ears, too, and smack my lips like no tomorrow.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:16:45 2015 No.13029439

I just want to abandon a tsundere apophis who failed to realise that she was far too tsun and not enough dere. Is that so wrong?

I just want to completely embarrass my apophis waifu in front of the entire group of royal advisors and the pharaoh by bringing her the lunch she left at home and then making her sit on my lap during the meeting. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:17:45 2015 No.13029441 File: 85 KB, 1152x864, Rocky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, I just finally got my own Monster Waifu that can beat up any mean waifus, check her out!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:19:55 2015 No.13029455 >>13029439 ...just a question. Are these two situations correlated at all, or entirely separate?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:20:37 2015 No.13029456 File: 273 KB, 900x1310, 1416855218455-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it so much to want to be sandwiched in heaven?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:22:29 2015 No.13029460 >>13029455 Entirely different, I just forgot to post a is that so wrong last ngiht so I needed to make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:24:13 2015 No.13029464 >>13029456 >two horsepussies I think you mean hell.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:28:32 2015 No.13029476

>>13029460
Ah.
It just made me think, theoretically, if the two were related...
>Abandon Tsundere Apophis, berating her for never showing enough affection.
>She begs you to come back to her, pledging that she'll show you the affection you deserve.
>You, mercifully, give her a second chance.
>Later, bring her lunch at the palace.
>She desperately wants to be Tsun, berate you for doing something so needless, embarrassing her in front of her co-workers and such.
>Instead, she remembers your words, fights down that instinct, and puts on a shaky smile, her purple face almost turning beet red.
>She thanks you for bringing her lunch, even using a pet name, before kissing your cheek tenderly, before trying sending you on your way.
>You can hear the laughter of those she works with echoing as you leave.
>They try and hold back, but the snickers are somehow even louder when you declare you'd like to stay, and ask her to sit on your lap.
Something like that.

But anyway. First one, can't really blame you. Second is just delightful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:34:09 2015 No.13029493 >>13029394 No, that's the opening act of MG opera. Porn is raunchier, you see.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:38:10 2015 No.13029506

>>13029439
>>13029476
>Trying to get a 30 something foot snake to sit in your lap

Anon you'd have to sit in her lap, poor girl is way bigger than you it'd be uncomfortable otherwise. Besides, it'd be nice to sit in a snake girl's curls. It'd make her feel motherly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:39:18 2015 No.13029509 >>13029506 >be Mall Santa >oh great, another Wurm

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:39:52 2015 No.13029511 >>13029441 But that's a baby golem you sick fuck.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:40:39 2015 No.13029515

>>13029493
So, what, start with a thong or naked?

And how would porn appeal to such a vast variety of women with such different body types (and I don't mean in the stupid tumblr way) given that what a snake girl would associate with would be different from, say, an Oni. Lots and lots of specialist porn?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:42:01 2015 No.13029523 >>13029511 Thanks, I know. She's got nerves of steel!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:47:06 2015 No.13029545 >>13029515 Mail order porn. You submit your request to the studio, the studio makes the kind of porn you want. No fees needed because they're all volunteers or, in the case of the humans, "volunteers". Turnover rate is high though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:47:34 2015 No.13029546 >>13029509 >and I want a puppy, and a captain robo doll, and a book on Newtonian Physics and a partical accelerator

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:48:28 2015 No.13029550 >>13029545 >"volunteers" I would be an actual volunteer though. >>13029546 >"And don't even think about screwing with me! I know where you live!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:48:50 2015 No.13029552 >>13029464 This person has declared that they would hate having large, soft breasts be pressed into their face.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:48:52 2015 No.13029553 >>13029506 >Sitting in a meeting room >Blushing Apophis curled around you, stuttering and stammering >Other monster girls are giggling >Shut them all up with a curt "You're all just using humor as a defense mechanism because you're alone and unloved"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:51:23 2015 No.13029563 >>13029552 They are attached to worst girl of worst species and the rancid, fetid hollow that spawned her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:51:37 2015 No.13029564 >>13029545 >90% of MGC Porn are one-offs used by couples to demonstrate "And that's how we got together."

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:52:50 2015 No.13029568 >>13029553 >A few of them go quiet, perking up at this. >Rush out of the room to go call their lovers, because they ARE loved, and realized that they want to spend the meeting cuddling with them too. >Others just go quiet, looking quite sullen...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:53:41 2015 No.13029571 >>13029550 >Santa rolls his eyes at her >The day after Christmas he walks out of his house to see his car explode >He can also see the same little Wurm glaring at him from behind a nearby wall

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:55:31 2015 No.13029574 >>13029571 >Daddy taught me how to make explosive lemons, Santa! Take that! Don't mess with Wurmina Johnson!

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:56:43 2015 No.13029579

>Be a young healer/mage learning from a crabby old wizard
>Never been laid in his two hundred year life
>But really good at magic
>A nearby town comes to the tower to ask for help
>Something took up residence in a dungeon and chased all the werebats out
>Which are now in people's attics
>Keeping people up at night
>Too scared to go into the old dungeon, something keeps making big noises inside
>These people raise demon realm boars, and they're scared of some big noises?
>Master tells them to fuck off and solve it themselves
>I feel sorry for them
>Decide to follow them in secret
>Townspeople are ecstatic
>Give me a bed to sleep in and food to eat
>Better than food from the tower for sure
>Helps it's not a rock transformed into bread
>And that it's hot
>Wake up early in the morning after using sleep spells on all the werebats so I could sleep
>Time to prove I can adventure to master!
>Townspeople show me to the dungeon
>Old remnant of when some Lich wanted a base
>Moved somewhere colder ages ago
>The noise does sound kind of scary, like there is a dragon in there
>Get nervous, but have to continue
>Move into the dungeon, it's dark and musty but at least my light spells work
>Follow the sound of whatever is echoing in the hallways
>It's coming from the Lich's old bedroom
>Sounds like a saw being run along on wurm scales
>That is a BIG lump on the bed
>Approach anyways
>Prepare for the worst
>Pull covers off of a seven foot tall minotaur
>Nude
>With soft but strong looking muscles
>And a big pillowy chest
>The noise was her snoring
>Sleeping minotaur reaches around for blanket
>Catches my wizard cloak
>And this is how I became a pre-teen daki for a big brown bull

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:56:55 2015 No.13029580 >>13029564 >How I met your mother is a single episode and is just a harpy kidnapping a dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:57:48 2015 No.13029582 >>13029574 >Santa runs back inside to call the police >His phone combusts >He tries to run out his back window >He trips over marbles that weren't there earlier and bangs his head on a sharp corner

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:58:28 2015 No.13029585 >>13029574 >Explosive Lemons Chel is a Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 02:59:39 2015 No.13029587 >>13029585 Think about it. >makes Wurmholes >doesn't get hurt no matter how high she falls from >just wanted some damn cake >best friend was a cube with hearts on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:00:50 2015 No.13029593 File: 491 KB, 3107x1740, 1423555250275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029509 >Flatbed brings in baby sandworm >Oh fuck, here we go again

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:01:55 2015 No.13029596 >>13029593 >Santa, how come it didn't rain again last year? Did I do bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:02:10 2015 No.13029599 >>13029593 >Baby Sandworm looks so happy being able to meet Santa >Santa takes out his flask and takes a few gulps

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:04:35 2015 No.13029607 >>13029593 >She's too shy to come out and meet him >Little pink loli waves from behind a fuckhuge tooth, then ducks back down inside

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:05:49 2015 No.13029615 >>13029607 I'm starting to feel like reading a manga about a Mall Santa. drawn by Akira Hiramoto

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:06:09 2015 No.13029616 >>13029607 >After a while she can't take it anymore and begins burrowing into the ground from shyness

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:10:33 2015 No.13029630 >>13028739 Well he probably understands that whatever his wife is, she's a bruiser for a crime syndicate. Those are usually pretty well off.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:11:39 2015 No.13029633

>>13029579
>She's still asleep, I can salvage this
>I mean, she's squeezing pretty hard but she doesn't know I'm here
>Try to wiggle free
>Only get squeezed harder
>Can't see, face is now between those breasts
>If only I knew teleportation magic
>Or anything besides healing and simple spells
>Wait
>Use grease spell to slick the minotaur
>Can wiggle free this time
>Kind of messy though
>Summon water to clean clothes up
>Water falls on top of me
>And on the minotaur
>Snorts awake
>Sees me in the middle of using wind to dry myself
>Oh fairy spit
>Taking a few moments to wake up and process my presence
>I can work with this
>Maybe
>Can't pick which illusion to use
>Run from charging minotaur as she licks her lips hungrily
>Not going as expected.scroll

continue?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:12:20 2015 No.13029634 >>13029633 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:13:48 2015 No.13029636 >>13029633 Minotaur being a cuddledom end?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:17:30 2015 No.13029652 >>13029633 >running >from a minotaur You fool! That only makes her pussy wetter!

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:18:27 2015 No.13029658

>Running daycare
>Have to do my best to deal with numerous monster children
>Jinkos always want to play
>Dragons always try and take everything from the others and horde it in a corner
>Hellpups tears up toys
>Wyverns keep crying over everything
>Werekittens keep following me around while meowing
>Werewolves always napping where I'm walking
>My monster coworkers keep eyeballing me

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:24:08 2015 No.13029671 >>13029658 Do you work for MGK?

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:25:30 2015 No.13029673

>>13029633
>Flee for the exit
>Try to trip the faster minotaur with grease spells
>Almost works
>Not really
>Try distracting her by making an illusion
>Appear to split in two at a crossroads
>Still coming straight for me
>She can smell me
>Wish I had learned flying spells
>At least have rejuvenation spells to keep from falling over wheezing after a few hundred feet
>It's no use
>She grabs my cloak and pulls back
>Let her take it to keep running, can transform some leaves into a new one later
>Minotaur pauses in confusion, somehow not realizing she didn't catch me for five seconds
>Enough time for me to disappear around a corner
>That was close
>Keep running anyways
>Want to be a wizard when I grow up
>The entrance is up ahead
>Light, glorious light!
>Run into something big, brown, soft, and hard
>She cut me off
>Strong arms pull me up into a tight bearhug with a dopey grin
>Before she starts stripping me on the ground
>Try to get away, get arms outside of doorway
>Get dragged back into the darkness as I scream
>Villagers run the fuck away despite not seeing what it was
>Naked, shivering on the stone beneath the lusty muscle cow
>She's already flooding her thighs in anticipation
>"Is time for cuddles!"
>Respective god of this realm help me

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:25:48 2015 No.13029674 File: 347 KB, 1000x1000, MGK Kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029671 No, no, noooooooooo, what made you think that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:27:14 2015 No.13029676 >>13029673 You can still be wizard after getting cuddled, REJOICE! >>13029674 How many places have little Monster Girls congregating in large numbers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:29:04 2015 No.13029679 >>13029676 MGK, daycares, when Santa comes to town, when ice cream trucks drive by, when there's a pizza party, at their friend's birthday party, ect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:30:20 2015 No.13029681 >>13029679 >birthday party MG birthday parties are prime candidate for stories about scheming and political maneuvering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:31:10 2015 No.13029684 >>13029673 Well, he may not be a wizard, but he'll have a cute waifu and strong daughterus. And that's a reward in its own, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:31:57 2015 No.13029686 >>13029681 I imagine it's also prime time to play on their console, and sucking up to the mother so that they get snacks and the birthday kid gets a new game possibly in the future.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:32:29 2015 No.13029689 >>13028700 >>"Are you forgettin I can see spirit energy residue?" >>Feel your face start burning and force your hands back down to your sides. Covering it up at this point wouldn't do much good anyways What did Wight see?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:32:43 2015 No.13029690 >>13029684 Reminds me of that scene in MGQ if you lose to the first Kitsune. >peaceful village, hot wife, cute kids >This is good, isn't it? >>13029686 What kinds of games do they play in this alternative universe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:34:56 2015 No.13029695 >>13029690 Same games as us. >Playing GTA3 at a Hellpup's >Running over prostitutes with a tank before flying off with it using a glitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:35:05 2015 No.13029696 >>13029400 Physically, no. But it won't take much for her to use her paralyzing touch, or generate tentacles to pin me down from afar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:37:21 2015 No.13029706 >>13029695 >goofing around in PS2 GTA games A time of my childhood I remember fondly, especially so because one family's parents confiscated San Andreas from the kids because they saw CJ slitting throats.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:37:42 2015 No.13029708

>>13029673
>Pins my hands down next to my sides
>Licks lips while looking at my semi-erect boyhood
>Why is she lowering her head down ther-
>Oh god that tongue is huge!
>Struggle and flail my legs as she licks and sucks on my dick like one of those fruits master told me not to eat
>It's no use
>Feels way too good
>Oh god something is happening
>She's sucking something thick out of me!
>Pops off my dick before letting go of my arms
>Slides up onto me with her thighs against my hips
>She starts thrusting against my dick until it's erect again
>Puts it into the pink slit among the brown skin down there
>Oh god it's tight
>With a flood of feminine juices
>Those muscles can clench down pretty hard too
>She pounds her hips down against my own
>Almost hard enough to cause pain
>Th-this is sex?
>Being a wizard seems a bit over-rated
>She pulls my face up into her chest while riding
>Squishes those breasts on my face
>Guides my hands to her round, firm ass
>I can get into this
>Or is that my dick talking?
>No, master said that potion he tested on himself only made it talk audibly
>Hips starting to feel bad
>Use healing spell to fix them
>Keep having to use rejuvenation spells to keep myself erect after popping
>Must go on for ages
>Eventually I can't keep it up anymore
>She stops bucking, pets my head while our sweat mingles
>Falls onto her side as her arms lock around me
>Oh god that snoring
>Kind of comfy though

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:39:16 2015 No.13029712 >>13029706 San Andreas was so much fun. I remember hijacking a tank after killing the driver with a dildo while wearing a gimp suit. GTA5 could have been as awesome, but it didn't deliver. 4 was a fucking taxicab simulator.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:39:18 2015 No.13029713 >>13029695 >Dragon playing skyrim all day >Modded so the male npcs are 'fully rendered' captcha; atchu bless you, captcha

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:40:29 2015 No.13029716 >>13029689 I imagine it'd be something like shining a blacklight on her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:40:39 2015 No.13029718 >>13029712 >taxicab simulator COUSIN! I know you only came into town yesterday but I need you to drive a cab now! At least V gave us Trevor.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:40:48 2015 No.13029720

>>13029708
>Villagers eventually come by to check on me
>Expecting bones to be spat out of the door or something
>Just see me sitting on a minotaur's lap outside as she smiles and hugs me
>Got dressed and made some clothes for her
>Villagers are shocked
>But the problem is solved
>Can't go back to master with wife though
>Look up at new wife
>"Want to become adventurers?"
>Takes a few moments to understand
>Grins her dopey smile
>"Daa!"

Fin

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:41:02 2015 No.13029722

>Options
>Load... Loading Save07_Maid_Cafe... (37%)...(78%)...(100%)...Loaded.

>The two of you are alone again. "That was cruel, darling."
>"Me? That was mostly you there."
>"Ara, was it? ... You have such a strong look... I can see why she chased you."
>You can't help but scowl as you rest your back against the wall. "Who needs such a strong look?"
>She rubs her hand along your arm. "Sorry. Let's just enjoy tonight."
>You sigh and relax your face before turning to look at her, "No, I'm sorry." Face to face, the two of you are close now. The quiet fan in the corner of the room sweeps past the two of you every now and then, the gust of air carrying with it the scent of the woman before you.
>Her lips are... so soft. So full. She doesn't wear anything on her lips, so they are a light, fleshy pink. A naturally arousing colour.
>She herself has notices your closeness, and her lips part slightly, the tip of her tongue peeking out.
>You hesitate a split second. Here? Out in the open like this?
>She takes advantage of the split second to attack, stealing your lips with hers. Your lips part naturally, and she slips her tongue in, claiming everything of you.
>The kiss lasts until you notice the blushing and fidgeting angel with your cups of coffee. You tap your sis, and break the kiss.
>"Now who's the pervert? You didn't have to watch to the end."
>She places the cups down before flicking nervous eyes to your Onee "I-I simply didn't want to interrupt and gain mistress's... ire."
>It's hard to see her as the delinquent anymore
>A familiar mischief lights in your Onee's eyes as she considers the delinquent she brought to heel, however her eyes flash towards you, and the smile only deepens.
>"My ire? I'm... flattered but you..." She brushes her hand across yours and you feel a thin, absurdly strong thread slip between your fingers, "Are sorely mistaken."
>The angel pales at the passing of the reins, and you couldn't even bear to stifle the childish excitement you feel

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:41:55 2015 No.13029727 >>13029713 >Mother walks in on her daughter touching herself while playing modded Skyrim >Grounds her daughter like the fist of the north star

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:42:23 2015 No.13029731 File: 402 KB, 768x900, kitsubutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now with big, fat asses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:43:28 2015 No.13029733 >>13029718 Yes it did. Though Trevor is a pretty fucked up druggy who always spawn with lady's clothing, or up on a mountain with no clothing next to a dead mountain lion.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:44:32 2015 No.13029740

>>13029716
I figured that, just...like what specifically?
Just a few splotches in the expected places?
From the reactions I'd guess she's lit up like a Christmas tree, maybe in some unusual places. I wonder if she looks like what would happen if you blacklighted my laundry.
Oh god

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:44:43 2015 No.13029742 >>13029733 >AND THAT IS WHY FREE-MARKET CAPITALISM DOESN'T WORK! >Come on, I just want you to keep me warm! >SCOOTER BROTHERS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:45:12 2015 No.13029744 >>13029722 Really? Well, okay then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:45:17 2015 No.13029745 File: 75 KB, 578x842, Healthy Elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029731 >thunder thighs Disgusting. Health is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:46:14 2015 No.13029749 >>13029740 I can only assume she'd look positively white with shota-ness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:47:00 2015 No.13029753 >>13029745 Elves are for _____.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:47:45 2015 No.13029757 >>13029745 Would breed repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:47:59 2015 No.13029760 >>13029753 breeding

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:48:05 2015 No.13029761 >>13029745 >that bush Time to play with the Elf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:48:16 2015 No.13029763 >>13029753 Impregnating then abandoning. Elves a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:48:49 2015 No.13029765 File: 106 KB, 701x900, Another Health Elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029753 Breeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:49:31 2015 No.13029767 >>13029765 Shota gunna get loved

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:51:06 2015 No.13029773 >>13029765 >>13029745 Healf Helf?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:54:33 2015 No.13029784 File: 59 KB, 600x468, More health elf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029773 It doesn't matter. Go to the nearest Elven village and start impregnating every full grown Elf beauty there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:56:31 2015 No.13029790 >>13029784 >Only the Full Grown Anon, you're not being thorough enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:57:04 2015 No.13029791 >>13029753 love

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:57:41 2015 No.13029792 >>13029753 Impregnating. By rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:57:44 2015 No.13029794 >>13029790 You don't eat a piece of fruit when it's not ripe, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:58:42 2015 No.13029797 >>13029794 If it bleeds, it breeds.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:59:42 2015 No.13029801

>>13029744
Eh. I figured I couldn't be fucked to re-write her character. It was good as is, so I figured I'd just redo the bit I fucked up. It's not like I was especially happy with it in the first place, I was just running with what my dick wanted to write

>>13029722
>"What if I..." You give it a light tug and a counter clockwise twist.
>The angel doesn't remain pale for long. It doesn't hold up to par with your sister's masterful threadweaving, but your toying with her thread unravels the girl's composure no less
>You stifle a grin, and thank whatever divine providence lent you a secluded area of the cafe. Lamiae slither about, hips swaying seductively under their perfect balance. The odd succubus flits through the crowd here and there and the shy elves have their own fanbasses clustering about them.
>No one is going to miss the bandaged angel.
>She grits her teeth as her knees shake, "B-Bastard! I'll nev-hng~"
>You give the string a twist the other way, and the delinquent falls forward into your sister's bust, where the spider begins to pat the girl's head, distractedly, as she flushes, watching you intently. One of the hands patting the angel's head disappears between her pedipalps, followed by a wet schlicking.
>As you roll the web in your fingers, more and more you find yourself loosing interest in the squirming de-winged angel, falling deeper into your onee's luscious emerald eyes
>The distance between the two of you closes as you kiss passionately, the sounds of her lips and teeth playing and tugging at yours rising above those of the muffles cries of the angel
>Without noticing, your fingers twirl faster, causing the angel to shudder and quake. As she goes limp, her dead weight pushes into the spider and you feel her fang pierce your lip, flooding the area with venom
>She jumps back like she's just been jolted by electricity, "D-Darling! Are you okay?! I-I'm so sorry, I-"
>You halt her panicked cries with another kiss

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 03:59:48 2015 No.13029802 >>13029797 Even if they're only 12 years old?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:02:43 2015 No.13029810 File: 507 KB, 800x1010, elfslut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:06:02 2015 No.13029820 File: 342 KB, 800x686, chocofox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not liking thunder thighs

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:07:04 2015 No.13029826

>Be wandering adventurer
>Run across Elf village
>Come up with a plan to rape all of them
>Try and execute it
>They all gang up on me and rape me before I can rape them
>I am now a captive in their village and used for breeding more Elves
>At least they feed me and keep me warm at night...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:08:11 2015 No.13029831 >>13029826 Finnish Elves, eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:09:31 2015 No.13029835 >>13029831 Hell if I know. All I know is I saw my first daughters a while ago, and they're so sweet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:18:08 2015 No.13029861 >>13029802 Especially if they are 12 >8 are a no-no though

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:18:31 2015 No.13029862

>>13029801
>This one isn't so long though, lasting only long enough to let her worry drown within your mouth, muffled
>Her eyes are wide with worry, but you only grin, a small droplet of blood seeping from the wound. "Is there a problem?" the molten heat spreads its way through you, but you do your best to focus despite it, "first of all, this is only another part of you, right? Secondly, just what kind of brother did you raise? I can handle a little venom."
>It's hard to explain the expression that comes across her face. In modern society, venom comes with a bit of a stigma. Like some kind of "pro-actively consensual dating" drug. If you had to scrape together a few meagre words to describe it, it's like a woman being told her man lovingly accepts both the good and the bad
>Though that isn't entirely accurate either. It's not like you dislike the sensation. It's certainly a new one. You're surprised in her conquest she didn't try to bite you sooner, but you guess it's sort of like cheating.
>"O-Okay then, but... maybe I should... "deal" with your problem? I-I mean I did cause it." She says that, but it's clear she still isn't ready. No. You've a date, and by god if you'll let a little toxin fuck it up
>You lean a little closer, and return her little lovebite with one of your own, teeth nipping her earlobe, "Oor~, we could just leave it like this... building up, until we get home. Hey."
>"Y-yeah?" her blush smoulders as you whisper lewdities into her ear
>"How strong is that bed you wove?
>"Strong?"
>"Not strong enough," You leer.
>Finally you cast your gaze down to the forgotten angel, now sporting a larger grey-patch than before
>"You're still here? The quiche, if you will."
>"Yes...Master."
>She has to focus to not stumble over her words, and you see a glistening trail make its way down her thighs, trapped within the fabric of her stockings. Grinning, you release the leash, casting the distraction aside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:23:32 2015 No.13029875 File: 203 KB, 1000x1000, 1402898072380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to not sexualize the Wurm outside of reasonable limits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:24:45 2015 No.13029880 >>13029875 What is this limit? What does it mean to sexualize? What does it mean to be a "the" Wurm instead of just "a" Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:26:31 2015 No.13029883 >>13029862 If anything, this is even lewder than before! Damn man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:28:09 2015 No.13029888 >>13027424 A man can dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:28:23 2015 No.13029890 >>13029880 Basically, nothing lewder than missionary with Wurms. Anything beyond said limit is grounds for arrest and a fine of up to 15,000 Macca.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:29:14 2015 No.13029892

>>13029861
Imagine violating a young Elf girl.
She's freaking out over your rock hard dick taking her virginity and hammering her cunt, but at the same time is subconsciously wanting you to stain her insides white with your seed.
And then, after you're done, she curses you so that you slowly turn into an Alp over the course of a few months. And not just any Alp, one that releases super strong pheromones that make any male around you want to rape you

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:29:34 2015 No.13029893 >>13029890 I'm not going to pay that, and I'm still making lewds with a Wurm. How does this make you feel, lawman?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:30:34 2015 No.13029898 >>13029890 >15,000 Macca That's, like, $3.50.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:30:36 2015 No.13029899 >>13029892 Why would an Elf want to lose the One D?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:32:10 2015 No.13029903 >>13029898 Goddamn Loch Ness Monstah!

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:32:49 2015 No.13029908

>>13029899
Because she's still young and confused about what her body wants.
It won't be until that it's too late that she realizes she like you, but by then you would have met this real nice Lich who cures you of your curse and returns your manhood before marrying you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:33:30 2015 No.13029909 >>13029908 Then for the sake of my child I will take this Elf as my concubine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:33:59 2015 No.13029910 >>13029875 What other girl with massive tits could I possibly convince she's not able to touch her elbows behind her back and she'll keep doing it for hours on end because she refuses to give up but will never notice what she is actually doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:34:26 2015 No.13029915 >>13029909 Use "Mistress", they like the term better for some reason.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:35:01 2015 No.13029918

>>13029862
>Another Maid comes around with two plates of food, and you both thank her politely
>You're about to take a mouthful when you notice a portion missing.
>It appears between your eyes
>The spider wobbles the fork before you, "Say 'Ahhhn~'"
>You chuckle at the cliche'd line, "Ahhhn~"
>She pops the food into your mouth and giggles as she watches you chew, waiting for your reaction, as though she herself cooked it, "Well? How is it?"
>You grin, and dig your fork into her own slice, "Not as good as yours. 'Ahhhn~'"
>She opens her mouth, and you place the food inside, her full lips wrapping about the spoon.
>"Not as good as yours."
>"I know, right?"
>The rest of the food disappears amidst shared "Ahhhn~"s and it isn't long before the two of you sit together in relative silence. Well, there were a few bumps in the road, but it's time to grab the wheel and retake control of the "plan"
>You allow your eyes to wander as maids pass, and your spider picks up on it near instantly
>She pouts and ignores it at first, and then after you ogle a few more women, the turns her head away from you, completely ignoring your existence entirely
>Or, she would had her arms not wrapped around your arm, one of her legs around your waist, pulling you close to her
>Her determination to deny her nature and ignore you is adorable
>It's like watching a wurm try to fly
>She hasn't even realised that your attentions are now solely on her
>"Hmph!"
>You squeeze your lips together tighter than ever before, determined not to let out the "pfft" which rose to the surface
>Now she's trying to get your attention
>"H-HMMPH~!"
>She turns her face so that she can look at you, but her eyes are closed as if to say 'I'm still not noticing you.'
>She peeks an eye open to see if you're looking at her and only her again
>And gives a startled cry when both eyes and everything about you is watching her antics with rapt amusement
>"W-what are you smirking at?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:35:38 2015 No.13029921 >>13029915 That term is only for Dark Elves, if she's vanilla I'll call her Second Woman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:35:59 2015 No.13029924 >>13029910 Succubus. Most slimes, though they would get it. Holstaurus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:36:07 2015 No.13029925 File: 851 KB, 388x282, muh boi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029892 >12 years >too young Are you serious?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:37:14 2015 No.13029929 >>13029892 If i turn into a busty alp, then i don't care one bit. I'll try my best to out-lewd everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:37:28 2015 No.13029930 >>13029910 P'Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:38:22 2015 No.13029935 >>13029929 Your bust size is equal to your dick size. IR: Small dick = small tits. You're not going to be very large breasted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:38:34 2015 No.13029936 File: 433 KB, 1200x1737, waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a sweet little girl.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:39:35 2015 No.13029940
File: 283 KB, 480x640, 8a4ba8ff5259471b1e98719a36ad0f5b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13029910
Hobgoblin. The brightness of her smile when you give her a head pat to praise her for trying so hard will make it impossible to not do at least once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:39:38 2015 No.13029941 >>13029936 For you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:39:39 2015 No.13029942 >>13029936 I'd rather have it cut off by a guillotine than be subjected to that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:40:02 2015 No.13029946 >>13029936 She looks so nice and huggable. And she isn't a kumiho, so it's safe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:40:07 2015 No.13029948 >>13029935 Why? Aren't we leaving this to genetics?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:40:59 2015 No.13029950 File: 138 KB, 1386x753, 1403190263894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029936 >That CBT Honestly, there's only one moment about this that made it worth reading. And it wasn't much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:41:29 2015 No.13029952 >>13029888 We can all dream anon. But we will not remember them. Nor will we ever realize them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:42:30 2015 No.13029956 >>13029950 >>13029936 >>13029942 Personally, I loved every single damn moment of this entire story. Yes/Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:43:13 2015 No.13029961 File: 609 KB, 1200x1747, biribiri_Nekasenai_017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029892 >not impregnating your lolis Alp detected Go read MGE for once Picrelated is normal loli behaviour in MGE

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:44:25 2015 No.13029968 >>13029961 Thus are the lessons taught at Sabbath Day Care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:44:48 2015 No.13029970 >>13029961 I'd rather be an Alp than dick the daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:45:21 2015 No.13029973 >>13029950 Good point, considering this can be done with any other loli MG. Devil a best, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:45:32 2015 No.13029977 >>13029961 Not every setting with elves is MGE related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:45:35 2015 No.13029978 File: 1.86 MB, 1200x1234, heart attack1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:48:54 2015 No.13029992 File: 796 KB, 3300x4200, 1422410703494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you prove to the plainsmen tribe's village elder that you have what it takes to marry her eldest daughter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:49:54 2015 No.13029997 >>13029992 >tsundere rattle What do I have to do? Hunt the tatanka?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:51:48 2015 No.13030005 >>13029946 Yeah, I think a kumiho would be better than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:54:11 2015 No.13030012 >>13029997 >Retrieve the red hide of the Great Bison of the Plains >Survive a night in the Shrine of Delusion >And carve a pair of rings from the bone of the Mountain Eagle There's your tasks. Go do 'em.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:55:57 2015 No.13030020

>>13030012
How about I point out to you that this here is 'murrica and you're not the boss of me? Yeah, that's right! When in Rome, do as the Romans do! You're guests in this land so it's understandable you don't know, but if I want a bitch, I don't need no permission from no old fart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:57:37 2015 No.13030028 File: 481 KB, 1200x1745, biribiri_Nekasenai_057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029970 Good, start sucking dicks alpie boy

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:57:51 2015 No.13030030 >>13030020 >When in Rome Technically, you're in their territory. And the village elder is not as elderly as you'd think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:58:48 2015 No.13030034 >>13030030 >their territory Which is on 'murrican soil, you damn A-rab.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:58:57 2015 No.13030035 File: 177 KB, 1297x1085, dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029970 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 04:59:49 2015 No.13030040 >>13030028 There is only one Alpie, let's not use that as an insult.

Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:00:04 2015 No.13030041

>>13029918
>The spider am become Pout, the Destroyer of hearts
>"Noothing~"
>"Heyy!"
>"What?"
>"Tell me!"
>"I love you."
>"N-Not that! W-well... maybe yes that... tell me again."
>"I love you"
>"Ehehe, I love you too."
>The two of you giggle as you rub noses together and talk nonsense
>The maid came and went, scowling as she delivered your desert
>This, of all your antics, caught a few eyes, reproachful though they were.
>Not that you particularly gave a fuck. Your onee didn't even notice, with you solely on her radar.
>This time the maid gave you four spoons
>When you unravelled the napkin holding them together, written in red lipstick was
>"Eat from your own fucking spoons <3"
>...
>"Hey... Sis...Ahhhhhn~"
>You paid for the meal, and the two of you left the establishment. By now the sun was begging to set, and how only an hour or two of life left, before the moon would take over.
>The venom was starting to get under your skin, so you took dire preventative measures, and bought a carton of coffee milk and two straws to soothe and cool your blood
>The next thing to catch your attention was a large photo-booth, large enough for even a centaur
>You had to drag her by the hand to get her to go in, as she keeps insisting that she didn't dress well enough to have her photo taken
>You have to all but push her in, and once manouvered, you hop onto her back again, and wrap your arms and legs around her torso, grinning from ear to ear as you rest your chin on her shoulder. The thing takes four photos, two of which were messed up by the spider not looking at the camera and hiding her face. The third is of you pulling her hands from her face, and the last is of both your blushing, grinning mugs smiling at the camera.
>You print two of the set, and hand her one, folding the other into quarters, and sliding it into your wallet, the final photo face up
>You nibble on her ear for the final say before you disembark, "Now you'll always be with me, no matter where I am."

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:01:02 2015 No.13030046 >>13030035 At what point did he simply just become the creepy old man dicking his great-granddaughter/daughter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:01:05 2015 No.13030047 >>13029978 >not the hand-holding page You had one job, anon, and you fucked up

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:01:23 2015 No.13030048 >>13030028 >that picture Wat Aren't they a bit young

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:02:03 2015 No.13030049 >>13030034 >Not doing things Avatar-style Then again, Avatar did have weird hairsex, so that's a point in your favor...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:02:37 2015 No.13030051 >>13030046 Dunno, but ALL characters from School Days are his descendants So every end is incest end DEEPEST LORE

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:03:07 2015 No.13030055 >>13030049 >bringing up Avatar >when it's just Dances With Wolves IN SPACE Anon, please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:04:31 2015 No.13030062 >>13030055 I really only brought it up because it gave me the chance to mention hairsex. Otherwise, yes, I would've said Dances With Wolves. I'm lying. I would've said Pocahontas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:04:33 2015 No.13030063 >>13030035 The hell is this from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 05:05:13 2015 No.13030064 >>13030048 Nope >Lina Medina (born September 27, 1933) is a Peruvian woman who is the youngest confirmed mother in medical history, giving birth at the age of five years, seven months and 17 days. >you will never impregnate 5 years old grill ;_;

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