AKB General 200

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Previous thread >>13006414

All AKB sub groups and related *48 groups welcome.
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/y0xcf3Pt

New sister group based in Niigata announced (NGT48) Auditions began in march, theater opening in october 1st

AKB48 Young Members Nationwide Tour (March 25th to May 16th, 2015)

AKB 2nd draft announced (2015/5/10)

AKB 39th single announced (4/15) (Green flash, Yukirin & Kojiharu Wcenter)
HKT48 5th single announced (4/22)
Nogizaka46 11th single announced (3/18) (Nanase center)
SKE(17th) & NMB(11th) Singles will be released the same day (3/31)

ALL sister groups to have their own documentary http://www.2016-akb48.jp/

Useful docs
LODs and Live shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ/edit#heading=h.30j0zll
HKT Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhwP2uy8cdbudE1teE9NRkxnTXlQRXRINmJIR3hXa3c&usp=sharing#gid=0
AKB and sister groups Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo/edit#gid=0
Nogizaka Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA/edit#gid=994014670
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ilUd4xyOGNzwKz124M1SY7ag3vVOktx5UmqTwQXKWdI/edit#gid=1620590479
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/

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1st for karen

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Can SKE ever recover?

>>13020388
Karen likes men with long hair.

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>>13020397
I can grow out mine in like 4 months

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>>13020397
Time to go to Japan.

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>>13020410

did she ever said/posted anything morethan that one post about peanuts?

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I don't mind ugly girls tbh

[Anonymous No.]

>dat 'he was "accidentally" touching my boobs the entire ride' face

[My AKB top 10 No.]

#1. Sashihara Rino
#2. Oshima Yuko
#3. Watanabe Mayu
#4. Kashiwagi Yuki
#5. Shinoda Mariko
#6. Matsui Jurina
#7. Matsui Rena
#8. Takahashi Minami
#9. Kojima Haruna
#10. Miyazawa Sae

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>>13020516
You support Sasshi and Mayu at the same time?

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>>13020583
yeah why not

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>>13020583
please don't bully the schizophrenic

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>>13020516
11 Itano Tomomi
12 Shimazaki Haruka
13 Yokoyama Yui
14 Yamamoto Sayaka
15 Watanabe Miyuki
16 Suda Akari

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>>13020516
>>13020631
>lists the most pushed members in AKB
pleb

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>>13020516
#1. Yuko

the rest doesn't really matter.

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>>13020588
It's like support Madrid and Barcelona at the same time, your ranking is kind of mainstream and such but at least you don't rate Sakura and Yuko is 2nd so it's ok anon don't let anyone's opinion bother you

Wonder how you spread the votes on senkyo

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>>13020651
which madrid?

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>>13020516
Nice blog m8.

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>>13020645
As a Mayufag I gotta agree with this, true center material, the only graduated member I miss

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>>13020397
on Karen's 755 last week somebody asked about rejecting a girl who's 10 years younger than him without hurting her, and in her response Karen said she didn't think age mattered in love.

CHANSU

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>>13020335
Don't you just sometimes feel that Ikuchan is too perfect and talented to be an idol?
http://vimeo.com/37085185

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Why is Ikoma so fucking retarded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdlHmjQTKoU

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>>13020758
>that BGM

top w

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>>13020731
I think she's profiting from the chance that her youth and the current situation has given her and she enjoys the comparatively light-hearted world of idols, but she realizes that in the end her life is tied to piano above all things.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utFKgCqHIos

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>>13020758
What did she do?

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How long before Team 8 disbands?

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>>13020830
tomorrow

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>>13020758
I love the way she says desu~

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>>13020830
They are in a tour this year so as long as they bring money to Akimoto's pocket we got teamToyota for long time

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That was painful.

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>>13020516
wondering how many people got the joke

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>>13020830
They are on a tour and have their own TV show now so I doubt they will be disbanding any time soon.
It appears that they are raking in enough money for AKS and Toyota that they are continuing with the collaboration.

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>>13020876
that's good to hear. i'm going to enjoy seeing ota nao and tanikawa hijiri progress.

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>>13020904
Not as painful as this

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>>13020924
Hijiri is love

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Happy 16

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>>13020816
She failed to understand the questions. In the last one, she provided something close to the right answer but mispelled. Probably has to do with her Akita dialect or her just being stupid in particular.

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Guys I'm starting to like Karen more and more. She's just... cool, you know? She has a body language of a guy and doesn't smile too often. She's perfect.

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>>13021057
I like her, but unsure about this whole yuri chara thing. Her 755 often discredits it, so will probably stop soon.

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>>13021057
Yeah, she's really cool. That's how she caught Suu-chan's attention in the first place.

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>>13021090
She often discredited in the past, but she pretty much said that she'd roll with it like a week and a half ago during a theater performance.

Whether she'll actually commit to it or not is still up in the air. I hope she can make it work, though.

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>>13021090
I don't care about that yuri stuff. As long as she wont' start acting all Kawaii | (^‿^v) i'll like her.

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>>13021057
this is the moment I fell for Karen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDn_OTO8UN4#t=470

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>>13020583
>>13020640
>>13020645
>>13020661

Fuck this thread

Fuck you /jp/

You should all fucking kill yourselfs

He literally just listed the results of sousenkyo election

And all of you brain-donors didn't notice a thing

How can you live with yourselves?

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>>13021045
Her seitansai today was awkward, but in a cute way because she's like this and isn't forced at all, gotta love her

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>>13021128
How can Nagao be so perfect?

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>>13021190
She's not a slut (like Nako&Miku are) and doesn't want to get molested by Sasshi. Yup, gotta love her.

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>>13021179
There are people clamining that they "support" all these members or the most popular/pushed members so I wouldn't be surprised if wasn't a joke

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>>13021179
>"yourselfs" then >"yourselves?"
>"of sousenkyo"
>"brain-donors?"


Your minority is showing /u/fag <{^-^}>

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>>13021128
I love these noices qt girls make while strugling to do something physical.

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>>13021224
Rena pls

Go bully somewhere else.

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shut up and r8

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>>13021243

Milky/10

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>>13021243
Pro-slut and fisher/10

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>>13021207
Mirun-chan is the next pure orthodox idol.

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>>13021256
She's in the wrong place if the goal is to stay pure.

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>>13021233
>"You should all fucking kill yourselfs?"

Who's bullying?

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>>13021243
I keep thinking about milky visiting her grandma's house and them doing a photoshoot there and her grandma was all proud of her doing gravure pictures. Milky comes from a long line of concubines and geisha.

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>>13021256
>the next pure orthodox idol.
That should be Naachan but management are too busy pushing Mako

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>>13021276

To be fair they had that disastrous 3-episodes-in-a-row Naachan special on AKBINGO.

It's not Naachan's fault that AKS makes retarded decisions though ;_;

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>>13021256
I don't know. She's a tad ugly for my taste.

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>>13020799
How do you think Ikutasama's boobs are? Do you think we'll ever get a look? She seems pretty well endowed.

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>>13020916

It's the result from 2013 Sousenkyo, isn't it?

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Ikuta-sama so freakin talented

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xuzbw1_ikuchan-opera-intro_shortfilms

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>>13021383
She just turned 18 so hopefully photobook time soon. I doubt she'll do bikini shots though unless Nogi on whole start doing them. A shame really because she does seem stacked.

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>>13021427

You honestly think Aki-p will turn down any opportunity for massive amounts of cash?

She's gonna strip.

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>>13021506

Stop it. I'm tired of seeing my oshi get bullied.

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>>13021460
Who is that?

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>>13021516
I bet rena is squeezing churi really hard in this pic

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Hourly reminder that this happened

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>>13021068
>>13021068
>Puts macaroons on top of donut.

JESUS CHRIST IM A FUCKING CHEF.

Her stupidity surprises me.

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>>13021537

Thanks. If you didn't remind me I would've forgotten Yukirin's in NMB.

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>>13021543
donuts chef?

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>>13021128
I want to be an instructor and train aidols.

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>>13021199
part genetics part hard work

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>>13021537
>>13021537
This is why i prefer the dance version of ibiza girl

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>>13021624
Jesus Christ those weights can't be more than 10 pounds each. How weak is she?

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bout that time

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>>13021688
strong enough to lift a gun

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>>13021456
Her family has money and prestige, thus influence, so she isn't really obliged to many things the others are. She's been blatantly exempted from some punishments at Nogibingo, for example.

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Even SKE is hopping on the NGT bandwagon.

We NGT now

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>>13021624
does she have goat thighs or what?
pls respond

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>>13021757
she do

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Mio is losing weight. I'm devastated.

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>>13021690

lewd lingerie is my fetish

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>>13021757
goats are male and have beards.

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>>13021846
Therefore, logically, I'm a goat and all idols are witches.

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underrated nogi

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>>13021955
>It's a fair cop.

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How come no AKB48 grads do JAV? I hope this trend doesn't continue.

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>>13022045
An ex-member did a jav recently. wtf

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Dem sexy Acchan legs.

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>>13022055

None of the ex-member JAVs were recent though.

And none of them were remotely-relevant members.

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>>13022045
One of my favorite graduated members is making yakiniku for a living now. Feels bad. Actually depressing.

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>>13022236
Jav pays like shit, theres not really much incentive for people to get into it unless they were fucked with when they were young and then it becomes a fulfilling career. The other career for them is prostitution/hostessing which pays more than jav so that cuts the number down even further.

The best you can really hope for is that the current influx of graduated members who then become gravure idols continues.

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>>13022045
You mean apart from N. Rina?
Pretty sweet tits, face and moaning.

CAPTCHA: tstit

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Deguchi AKi, ex-SKE member is making her solo debut soon, its not bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24UaRikAQag

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>>13021294
>disastrous
How so? I don't really like her but I still enjoyed those episodes.

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uwaa

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>>13022242
I'll try to do my part and use my gaijin bucks to save an AKB from a life of waiting tables.

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>>13022333
visual novel theme/10

not bad though

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>>13022307

>JAV pays like shit

And then you have geniuses like Aki-P who keeps a bunch of girls fully clothed for 3 years so when they go bikini, the money pours in nonstop.

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>made MV for old song (Seishun no Laptime)
>2 different remix of Kamonegix
>promoted all KKS

does that mean NMB has better management than SKE?

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>>13022430
there are only a handful of members who can generate decent sales from gravure

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>>13022463

Does any group has worse management than SKE?

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Ma-ma-ma-Mio

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>>13022517
No comas yet!

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>>13022539
mio is real life mikuru

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>>13022539
Her squeakyness is wonderful.

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>>13021775
I recommend you investigate Yamaguchi Yuki and Kishino Rika. Both are deliciously plump.

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I saw this and thought she pulled a Miichan.

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>>13022307
>>13022325
Speaking of Rina, why did she get into JAV anyway? I have heard people say before that she was one of the top singers while she was in AKB.

Sakura is trying out new hairstyles.

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>>13022658
yakuza debt
either fuck on camera or lose a hand

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>>13022634
Look at those beautiful eyes, lips, eyebrows, ears.
Oh, man! I'm in love with Ikuchan

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>>13022658
no way of knowing. one theory was her family owed money to loan sharks since her sister got involved.

she was quite well liked by the other girls when she was in AKB

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>>13022634
pray4ikutasama

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>>13022658
She graduated because of chronic back pain and asthma, and at the time that she left AKB it was 2008 and AKB was still in its infancy,

Just singing as a talent isn't enough a LOT of people can sing, I have no idea why she chose jav over everything else though.

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>>13022699
I really like her voice in "Classmate" and "Dear my teacher".
Thank god, Oshima Mai didn't end like Rina

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>>13022689
>>13022702
fuck. i feel bad for her, if that is true

>>13022699
fucking hell! Rina looks like shit in that picture.
Is this recent?

>>13022728
Oh, I forgot about Maimai! She's doing pretty good in entertainment, right?

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>>13022793
>Is this recent?
no idea. search for it on google images and see what news articles it comes up with.

>Thank god, Oshima Mai didn't end like Rina
indeed.

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Rina is a sad case because it was obvious she was forced into it somehow. The other graduates are sluts and only did it for the money.

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>>13022728
How close was Mai from doing JAV?

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>>13022699
She has her eyes.
How cute

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>>13022891
Nah. I mentioned Maimai because I really like her voice and also Rina's. They graduated early.

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>>13022891
Well, i mean she does have a show she occasionaly appears in so Im guessing she's doing alright. i also follow her on Instagram and she posts alot of pictures about her trips and stuff here in the US.

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>>13022702
goddamn family

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>>13022835
I also heard the the debt wasn't even hers but her parents. Sad what she's become.

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>>13022242
Who? Seems like there are some members that have family that own restaurants so I wouldn't be surprised if they worked there after graduation. Although, I can see how they might actually make more money as a waitress. I remember them being paid something like 1000円 an hour or something.

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Also Minegishi's parents probably spent all her money starting a restaurant that's not doing so well after her scandal. That's probably the main reason why she's not going to be quitting any time soon.

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Why is Ikoma so fucking autistic?

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>>13023324
She's a country girl. Maybe her parents were cousins.

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>>13023331
Not all the countryside is like your hometown, body. BTW say hello to the Martins and the Coys from me.

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>>13023347
Here's an example of another country bumpkin. And why would you say hello to a cartoon? You do know they were based on real people, right?

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>>13023324
Most of the members are like that when they're not reading from a script, they skipped school to do theater shows and gravure. Why are you expecting them to be intelligent?

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>>13023377
>Why are you expecting them to be intelligent?
That's my fetish.

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http://7gogo.jp/lp/0lwsnpA3SdaWkVIvojdMdG==/5518
Aki-p confirmed for wanting to become cute idol.
Isn't this everyone's dream.

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>>13023400
For the last time: no. Just becoming a woman would be bad enough to shoot myself.

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>>13023400
Aki-P needs to go to a spa. He looks tired.

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>>13023400
I want to be a cute girl so bad. Why was I born a man? I hate my life.

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>>13023441
Cute girls have to deal with other girls hating them for no reason other than them being cute and then you have people thinking you're stupid all the time. Also, you have to deal with PMS and shit.

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>>13023456
I'm already stupid, mentally ill, and have no friends.

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>>13023458
Uh well, I guess you can play otome games or get therapy. Either or both should be good.

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>>13023413
>2010+5
>not wanting to become cute idol

>>13023441
sucks, bro

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>>13023482
When you see an ortolan, you want to catch it, mold it, consume it and enjoy it... not becoming the ortolan, for fuck sake.

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>>13023386
Lets hope she never gets corrupted.

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>>13023458
>stupid
>mentally ill
>have no [true] friends
You're much more of a woman than you think.

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>>13023516
She's around Sayuringo all day.

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Honestly, I could never feel angry for Rina, myself. She quit doing ~that~ years ago anyway, so feeling angry right now is even more pointless. Now that she also got married and seems to be enjoying her time with her child, all I can possibly say to her is お目出度う.
When I look back at a certain other idol group, check how their former members are faring with family matters and realize that:
- one is married to a confirmed yakuza with a soft spot for domestic violence;
- another two made it to the news after they had the police called on them for child mistreatment;
- one is a literal whore who waited for her husband to be away for work to fuck a stranger right in their bedroom;
I conclude that Rina's story is actually one of those with a hidden happy end.

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Poor Churi. Airi just won't give her no love.

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>>13023590

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>>13023545
I mean intelligence-wise, Sayuri fucking her boss was a pretty smart idea to say the least, just poorly executed.

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>>13023557
Well, not to get off topic too much but I hope you don't mean the person in the DV relationship is Ai. That would honestly make me sad.

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Who needs feminism.

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>>13023557
>- another two made it to the news after they had the police called on them for child mistreatment
Who? I somehow missed it

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>>13022539
>you will never run like a girl

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>>13023620
Graduation when

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>>13023620

daaaaaaaamnnnn

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>>13023620

Holy shit go eat a burger

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>>13023620
Horrible.

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>>13023598
Depends on which Ai you're thinking of

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>>13023620
Fun fact, it's the same photographer of this

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>>13023662
...and this

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>>13023660
holy shit. things like this piss me off. it seems she is doing better now, though. is she still with the guy?

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>>13023662
>>13023668
Huh, I didn't notice that, makes a lot more sense now. Thanks.

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>>13023693
Thanks for spoiling that shit.

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>>13023620
We're not going to get another pb as great as Kingyo ;_;

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>>13023620
There's something about her gravure that is so much more whorelike than any other girl. Can't stand her, and her stupid fucking nickname. Vapid bitch isn't anyone's big sister, she's just a gravure whore.

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>>13023707
Kingyo was pretty tame, Miyuki's and Yuko's 2/3 photobooks should be considered godtier.

The Kingyo bluray was way better. On the topic of Rena that new drama thing she did was surprisingly good. I don't know if its a series or a one off but I hope theres more.

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>>13023590
I can give her my love

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>>13023767

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>>13023557
thats a cute bb

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>>13023700
I instantly regret opening it.

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>SudokuKE48

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http://yanmaga.jp/spcontents/akb48-ym-senzoku.html

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>>13023887
Same as last year then I guess, choose 50 and cycle them throughout the year. Such a winning business model.

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>mfw the streak is over

http://mastiff.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/akb/1423469722/2

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kek

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>>13023927
Old news,

>>13023934
I don't know why someone would use a gravure pic for a profile pic in any situation. Its awfully catfish in here.

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>>13023934
Holy shit

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>>13023377
http://youtu.be/dEoAtZ54MZc?t=5m47s

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>>13023947
>>13023945
sorry guys i had a change of heart
that was just too much

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>>13023927

mion stronk

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>>13023620
Feminism is literally for communists and retards.It has nothing to do with womens rights or equality and is a cancer on society.

Here's yuria.

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>>13023927
Is Yui a bitch at Handshake events or something? How do you not sell out a single slot by now, when queen bitch paruru has even.

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>>13023956
Good.

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>>13023964
yea
would be bad if all of /jp/ prank called her

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>>13023927
Team K is dead

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>>13023945
she has tiny toes.

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>>13023927
What streak?

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>>13023999
Yep

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>>13024035

I want to fuck lemon

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>>13024035
If she can actually talk like a normal human being. Maybe, just maybe I can like her.

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>>13024035
I think Lemon is the most photo(shop)genic girl in the world

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>>13023887
Unpopular girls who want desperately show their bodies on a magazine to gain some popularity, last year only four members had a full page, the rest were shit gravures like pic related

Notice that Komiharu did not applied to this so probably is doing another serious gravure

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>>13024219
Lemon will look nice in a set of photos, and then immediately after remind me that she's not a normal human whenever I see her in motion. It's quite impressive.

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>>13024287
>nityf
I want to become a fresh lemon!
Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwqjINm3ako

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>>13024234
>>13024287
>No hablo Espanyol

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Is there anyone Manatsu won't bully?

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>>13024311
I sometimes wonder if she's gonna live a normal life. Like have a husband, kids. Or just continue to be this strange, but sweet, girl.

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>>13024322
Who are you quoting?

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>>13024334
2 words

LEMON
PORN

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Why some ex idols do JAV's when there are so many possibilities for them?

Like

Webcam stuff
or
Eating on webcam (even ugly men make up to 1000 dollars/night).

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>>13024234
Oh wow Arisa and Naoko

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>>13023620
Is this the first 48g pic with spread legs? I can't recall another.

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>>13024334
You can try filing for adoption

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>>13024409
Weird fetish.

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Saw this gif in another thread. Thought I should share it. I was totally like "WTF?" I guess you can't make it in showbiz until you've been spanked by a semi-naked black man in glitter pants.

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>>13024466
lucky, I want to be spanked :(

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>>13024369
>Eating on webcam (even ugly men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9X9VvYQXU

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Happinesu a cute.

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>>13021128
Takahashi Juri looks good in that hair style.

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>>13024500
Too bad she is a filthy liar, who is NEVER going to make another Mother 2 video.

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>>13024234
>>13024338
Komiharu es preciosa.

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>>13024035

Is this pic from a recent release?

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This is now a novel yellow citric fruit appreciation thread.

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>>13023972
too late
the archive has it now
man the vocaroos

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After the may 2shot when is the next one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020378
>AKB48 Young Members Nationwide Tour (March 25th to May 16th, 2015)

Lineup announced: http://akb48-matome.blog.jp/archives/51957585.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024576

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024629
I'm really really tired of your shit, kill yourself please

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024650
u mad tiffany

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024650
but deez r dank memes bro, gotta get em while they hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024466
This girl is really pretty. I wish I knew her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024629
DANK MEMES GUISE XD

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Rena such a bitch and why she will never pass Jurina in senkyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024650
mfw that was actually hilary

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024685
That's yagami kumi. Graduated member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024726
>she will never pass Jurina in senkyo

She already did in the 1st and 3rd Sousenkyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024767
not the 1st, only the 3rd

[Anonymous No.]

xD dank meme m8 we gotta get em while they hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024784
are you fkn mocking me mate?

[Anonymous No.]

8人が高校卒業か！　進路を決めよう

岡本尚子　事務員（OL）
栗原紗英　グラドル（モデル）
松岡菜摘 　ダンプの運転手
山本茉央 　ゴルフ場のキャディー
兒玉遥 　　　タレント
渕上舞 　　　ヤマハピアノ教室講師
駒田京伽 　　クリニックの受け付け
今田美奈　　登山用品の店員

>Haruppi
>Talent

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024781
Yeah, you right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024499

B U L L Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024789

"Talent" in Japan ironically means "people who are famous but aren't really talented"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024824
Well in that case she will be a great talent

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you fag lords is still playing CB?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024504
She looks great in wavy hair, but I prefer them a little longer like in episode 278 of AKBingo.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you based aki-p 1/2

[Anonymous No.]

2/2

Look those eyes ayy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13020693
I bet she graduated to fucking dogs for that sweet, sweet AV money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021519
Luffy

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not saying it's chons, but it's chons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024849
why the fuck are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024982
Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023594
Well, that's certainly not the blunt kind of "intelligence" I'm looking for, but an all encompassing epistemological, ethic and aesthetic strive for excellence. It's not about solving problems no matter how (including cheating), but about living to one's full potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023557
Honestly, I could never regret her fate myself. She certainly looks like shit now as some random young mom and did near the end, but at the beginning of her porn she was really something, some of the best clips I've ever seen just for her beauty alone. Her sex hair was entrancing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023073
Micha.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025240
>tfw your idol covers Orlando Bloom's dick with blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025240
Are those menstrual napkins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13023620
Lovely. Can't wait for scans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024755
>only 21 yo
Why did she graduate? Was she a slut? Such a lovely and cute face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025385
Because SKE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025287
http://youtu.be/KuaT9NnsWaw?t=2m57s
Stop posting Orlando, it's never going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw Nako is as tall as you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025811
Is that a ghost idol on the far right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025804
Actually they're standing on a platform. Idols are fkn tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025823
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Who Ikumin here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025823
It's Meru's fart gas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025804
>>13025811

they may be standing on boxes. A lot of them do

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025804

That's Miku you fucking blind gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025920
>>13025928
Oh, i wanted to have a ghost oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026023
if you don't mind following hello! project as well, you can make 柳原尋美 your oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83obieARVOI

ume and tano ~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026041
Purest idol, no man can touch her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, even Momoka was once a girl.

She chose Haruhi Suzumiya's ending song for her audition.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you dig out your oshimen's grave and steal the body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026161

I think in Japan they always cremate the corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026169
I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026177
Because they live in a small island and can't waste space with graveyards? Religion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026177

Until the early 20th century most bodies were buried and cremation was limited to the wealthy. Cremation became more common after World War II due to its efficiency and cleanliness; in fiscal 2009, 99.9% of Japanese bodies were cremated, and some local governments ban burials.

Wikipedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026177
to stop anon rooting corpses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026161

Since my oshi is physically incapable of aging, I don't think I'll outlive her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026216

Also if she were to be buried, a lemon tree will grow from the spot.

A fresh one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026161
Implying I will remember what is an idol by that time

[Anonymous No.]

FRESH LEMON, WHY AREN'T YOU UPDATING YOUR G+

I WANT LEMONY PICS

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026223
;_;7

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026324
You could follow her on twitter autismo
https://twitter.com/miorin_lemon212

[Anonymous No.]

Touching Lemon's tiny hand was quite amazing. It was really sweaty (and the sweat tasted like Lemon juice). I didn't wash that hand after the HS event for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

http://vine.co/v/OF1i3apZE3I

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026362
all those sweaty otaku handling lemons before shaking her hand

[Anonymous No.]

Absolute queens of this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026407
crossdresser on the left?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026362
Did you masturbate with that hand pretending it was Lemon's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026390
>>13026362

>other otakus put lemon juice on their hands to get lemon's attention, and you thought it all came from lemon
>you probably masturbated with those otaku juice thinking it was lemon

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the girl on the right? I don't know her name, but she looks Chinese, so I've been calling her Cho Guang-Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026407
That could explain this thread being shit lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026457

That's Konomin aka inoki aka shroom head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026407
I bet Rena is also bullying Lemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026464
It's because we're getting spammed by retards and their memes. For some reason, they think saying the same things a million times in every thread is "funny".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026407

It must be the lack of make-up but Rena actually looks hideous next to Lemon here.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone can explain me why is Yukirin a "blackhearted"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026489

smoking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026407
Rena is getting scary.
All that bullying corrupted her sould and body.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpizLE5T6qQ&t=3m33s

at 3:33 this laidy talks about an akbingo episode where she had to eat from toger peoples plates. Maybe anyone knows which episode is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026593

http://halfassedsubs.tumblr.com/AKBingo

All I can say is check all muchaburi dodgeball episodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026593

The episode in the video is 133 so go back from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025002
>Therefore I shalt call you
>IQ-chan
>the überidol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026676
>>13026664
There's just too much. Then maybe you could recommend some essential AKbingo episodes for a beginner?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026769
The sheer determination

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026769
This is the best meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026734

Danso (look back at the master list) episodes are fun, there are only seven, which ever you pick it won't dissapoint you.

- 139 Fat suit competition.
- If you are into younger members 279 & 280 Nishino & Tano Yuka cry all the episode.
- Episode 84 is a must, a dokkiri to Takamina involving Yuko and a broken guitar.

I'm gonna look for more, will post shortly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026782
As if this were something good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026769

上笑

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026769
Go fuck yourself Kyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025288
Yeah but this isn't new. She's been doing feminine hygiene product CM's ever since her acting career failed.

[Anonymous No.]

Quit horsin' around, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13025811
I really wish they would get someone better to guard Mio. Though Meru's ugly face is enough to scare away most.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, woah
>House
>Horse

[Anonymous No.]

Happinesu a QT3.14

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026407
Lemon is actually gorgeous. It's hard to notice sometimes because of the... well you know

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026791

- Episode 238 , Lemon goes fucking nuclear. One of my favorites.

- 199 & 200 Is a Gimme five song contest between bands. If you like the song...

And episodes 35,37, 40, 45 47 and so...include the segment AKBest10 which are short gags that can be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026848

I don't know, what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026843
That's been shopped right? I mean she has nice boobs but she's not an absolute titty monster like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026867
I'm talking about the retardation, anon. I was trying to be polite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026872
Not shopped. She IS a tittymonster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026843
>>13026849
Look at her how is suffering, she only want go home and play the oshimen event

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026902
See her tits aren't that big. I that first gif they look enormous for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Depends on the pic really. Sometimes she puts Nattsun to shame. She might be the biggest in 48g.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got the rest yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026947
Should just go do JAV already.

[Anonymous No.]

oh shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026961
Don't link her the thread. This place is too mean to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026961
pls respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026791
>280 Nishino & Tano Yuka cry all the episode.
Jesus that was brutal
Also, thanks for episodes. Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026961
Tell her to graduate already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026961
It's probably just a friend who changed their name and photo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026947
Now I like her even less

>>13026961
Sure she has nothing else to do at 07:00AM besides talk to a stranger on skype

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027000
>a friend

ebin :DD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026843
That's not a cute, that's a sex machine of God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026216
How does it feel having an autist oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026843
damn son look at that hourglass figure

[Anonymous No.]

Which members would you be too shy to handshake? For me Mayu and Rena. To me they are untouchables.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027047
Mayuyu, Jurina, and Tani

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027047
None because I'm alpha male I'd probably fuck half of them after the event.

[Anonymous No.]

We should as a group try to adopt Happinesu and support her. We have an in already with Tiffany House to help us get access to her. Seriously we need a board oshi. Why not her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026872
You don't shop a video, mate. In such cases (not hers), what you do is using a padded and extra tight cleavage-forcing bra (like they always do with Sakura).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027055
The internet is a great place aint it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027055
>Not directly in the stand like in Kawaei's jav

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027073
w-what jav?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027062
>Seriously we need a board oshi.
Of course no: it's each one's money so to each his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027078
RKI-384

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could support Ikuchan alone somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to become Tani's personal maid and keep her apartment nice and clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027047
Ikuta, Reika, Keicchi and Rena

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026430
my sides

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think it's possible to send one of the members a stuffed bear with something hidden inside? Like some spy equipment or a vial of semen or replacing the stuffing with my own hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026947
Her gravure are usually tacky, I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the htk member obessed with Ryoha? she has a few photos with Uha in her G+ and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026981
you should graduate you life first m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027120
Did anyone say maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027148
Just cover the bear with ur own semen and then let it dry. Just make it not too obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027148
probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027171
bitch maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027157
Nevermind I found it

>Admires Kitagawa Ryoha, bordering on the obsessive
>Ryoha made a special appearance by VTR on Yuriya's 15th birthday Seitansai

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027157
Inoue Yuriya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027047
Anyone under 16. Not because I'd be shy in meeting them, but because I'd be too embarrassed to be seen waiting in line to shake hands with someone more than 10 years younger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027148
It's for that very reason that such gifts are disallowed by management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027192
40 year olds shake hands with 20 year olds all the time. Nothing embarassing about that.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.hkt48sake.de/2014/04/16/%E4%BA%95%E4%B8%8A%E7%94%B1%E8%8E%89%E8%80%B6-inoue-yuriya-g-16-04-2014/
>I was able to write a comment to Ryouha-chan!!

ONE OF US

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027173
Mayuyu would love it though. :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027148
are you really that desperate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027148
Easiest way is to just somehow get a malware on their pc and control their webcam

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027202
of course its nothing embarrassing, the 40 yrs old are shameless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027107
Yo, she actually ahs the same smile as Kawaei

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027015
feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027124
True beauties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027107
oh god they have ones for mayu, yukirin, minegishi, and takamina also. I really have no desire to see these. Maybe the Yukirin one since she probably already makes amateur porns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027321

Link pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027186
Why must she choose such a shit oshimen though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027337
Don't bother. They look a bit like them on the cover but in the actual video they look absolutely nothing like them.

[Anonymous No.]

Nogi is a bully-free environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027148
Scientists, working together with algebraic semiologists, have just gathered enough data to open a new line of research that could be given by the following formula:

H(i) = D(i)I(i)² / FG(i)

... telling the means to calculate and idol's quotient of Hypocrisy (H) at a given moment (or monitor it during a given period), which is directly proportional to her current coefficient of owned Duffy et al. Disney's paraphernalia (D) times her current coefficient of Idiocy-Illiteracy (I) and inversely proportional to her current coefficient of Fishy techniques' display times her current amount of published Gravure (working together as the FG a.k.a. Fake Girlfriend complex). Proposers expect being able to predict an idol's probability of becoming involved into *unknown* scandals whenever H(i) approaches 1 by any side. Peer review is highly appreciated during these early days of research. All citations should be kept anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027351
Force feeding Nogi's holy mother. What a bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027148
Scientists, working together with algebraic semiologists, have just gathered enough data to open a new line of research that could be given by the following formula:

H(i) = D(i)I(i)² / +FG(i)

... telling the means to calculate and idol's quotient of Hypocrisy (H) at a given moment (or monitor it during a given period), which is directly proportional to her current coefficient of owned Duffy et al. Disney's paraphernalia (D) times her current coefficient of Idiocy-Illiteracy (I) and inversely proportional to her current coefficient of Fishy techniques' display plus her current amount of published Gravure (working together as the +FG a.k.a. Positively Fake Girlfriend complex). Proposers expect being able to predict an idol's probability of becoming involved into *unknown* scandals whenever H(i) approaches 1 by any side. Collective effort is required and peer review is highly appreciated during these early days of research. All citations should be kept anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027148

Scientists, working together with algebraic semiologists, have just gathered enough data to open a new line of research that could be given by the following formula:

H(i) = D(i)I(i)² / +FG(i)

... telling the means to calculate and idol's quotient of Hypocrisy (H) at a given moment (or monitor it during a given period), which is directly proportional to her current coefficient of owned Duffy et al. Disney's paraphernalia (D) times her current coefficient of Idiocy-Illiteracy (I) square and inversely proportional to her current coefficient of Fishy techniques' display plus her current amount of published Gravure (working together as the +FG a.k.a. Positively Fake Girlfriend complex). Proposers expect being able to predict an idol's probability of becoming involved into *unknown* scandals whenever H(i) approaches 1 by any side. Collective effort is required and peer review is highly appreciated during these early days of research. All citations should be kept anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027386
Muy largo no lei

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027182
What bitchy thing did she do, anon? </3

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027321
I know it's disgusting specially if one of these is your oshimen, I've never faped to Kawaei's jav though, not my taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027386
Three times and it's still wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027386
ADDENDUM: D should be corrected into a factorial coefficient D! both for universal applicability (since 0!=1) and because the signical value of collectibles amounts geometrically rather that arithmetically as the sequence goes on.

>>13027444
How come?

[Anonymous No.]

this is the face of someone who needs to graduate sooner than later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027452
Just stop. Minorities can't into math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027458
Brown hair gravure when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027458

[Anonymous No.]

>>13024789
Tarento mean celebrities who're mainly active on talk shows and such, dingus

[Anonymous No.]

The Yuko jav lookalike had a pretty good resemblance. The Acchan jav lookalike looks like Ikuta though.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw my favorite was Akimoto Sayaka
>still haven't been able to find a new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026854
>Episode 238 , Lemon goes fucking nuclear. One of my favorites.
No lemon in episode 238.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027506

Every time /jp/ says someone looks like someone, it ends up being not the case at all. Post pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13021616

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027344
Seems like you are obsessed with her as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027386
ADDENDUM 2: Idiocy/Illiteracy is given a square power as a sort of vote of faith towards the idol, that longs to keep culture fairness and a hermeneutic principle of charity going on towards the entire process (i.e. we actually do consider the faint chance that she "might not know what she's doing" or "thinks she's doing the right thing").

>>13027462
Hai, hai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027514
Maybe try Exile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027386
ADDENDUM 3: The +FG complex also amounts to charity by working linearly, although the main reason for it being a sum is that Gravure contracts and Fishy charas aren't necessarily combined or mutually influenced, thus leaving the integrating logical operator as a sum (disjoint union) rather than a product (intersection).

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027514
Why not Tano Yuka?
She is half filipino like Sayaka

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never eat a big, fat, smelly burg with lemon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027386
ADDENDUM 4 (END): Having 1 as the intended limit of Hypocrisy means to work, of course, as a representation of absolute sexual ambiguity or dissonance within an idol's persona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027600
she also got dat ABS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027600
>having a waifu just based on looks
you dont understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027347
>>13027321
There's this mayuyu one where it actually looks like mayuyu from a certain angle. shit was crazy. She didnt look like mayuyu from the cover tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027321
The acchan one is the closest one though. cover wise,video wise, and body type wise. They also have one for mariko,yuko,and tomochin

[Anonymous No.]

obligatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027735
is that the one where she has a handshake meeting and then blows a couple of Otaku looking motherfuckers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027746
No, I dont remember much but I think it was a "photoshoot" then the camera guy just straight up fucks her. i gotta go look for it. Her face didnt look like mayuyu though but from an angle it kind of reminded me of loli mayuyu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027600
Source? I mean she does kind of look Filipina but I never heard it before. Iriyama Anna looks Filipina too but she's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027778
Annin does not look like a flip. lol wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027770
I think its the same one, the first scene is her with the camera man then its this scene. RKI-292

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027783
She has features of a halfie flip

[Anonymous No.]

There's actually one JAV actress that looks like Kimoto Kanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027795
>RKI-292
Nope thats not it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027795
Mayu's not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027795
How come porn makers know no otaku stereotype other than the aniota-typical Comiket goer stereotype?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027832
That's what otaku are.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing can beat the kojiharu one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027847
Does she get the voice right? Are her tits too small?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027836
Wotas would be uchiwa + neck towel + bright colored tokkoufuku, you goddamn dorkus.
Nobody shows up with backpack + headband + lumberjack shirt, that's a typical representation of aniotas.

[Anonymous No.]

Well if anyone is still interested it's SDMT-463. She still doesn't look like Mayu but in certain angles she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027847
Please.

For your mother's eyes: link or hint please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027862
Her tits look like a solid C-cup maybe a tad bit smaller

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027855
Her tits are not small maybe around c-cup range. it's pretty close to kojiharu imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027888
What about the voice? That's crucial.

[Anonymous No.]

http://eiga.com/news/20150209/17/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027148
You came up with this plan too late, someone already attempted it on another group
http://www.sponichi.co.jp/entertainment/news/2014/07/20/kiji/K20140720008598020.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>13027351
>the pure and perfect Maiyan will never feed you

Lucid anon where art thou, I am in desperate need of help. pls ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026593

I know the episode of muchabri dodgeball where Takamina had to eat off people's plates. It's
http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=64627

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any variety shows / specials that you've watched multiple times?

In recent memory:
Guam Special
Mecha Ike
Okada Nana Majime AKBINGO

[Anonymous No.]

>>13028487
ones you've listed and the current ske stuff. also the first 13 seasons of nemousu tv.

i have nothing else better to do all day ;___;

[Anonymous No.]

How come NOGBINGO ROOM never got uploaded anywhere? Or am I missing something? The other Hulu things did, like 百貨店ANNEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>13028517
Well I've probably seen every episode of AKBINGO 2-3 times, but only because after I finished it the first time, I sometimes just leave it on my second monitor while I play a game or something. I don't consider that really watching though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw I will never get to impress Kato Rumi with my fly fishing skills.

Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13028487
>All of the AKB MechaIke collabs
>Certain episodes of AKBINGO!
>I was more interested in Tani and Kaotan's adventures during both Ebi Show and and Ebi Calcio, so I watched several of the extended segments multiple times
>Nagao's epic quest to get a shotgun license

[Anonymous No.]

>>13028550
>Nagao's epic quest to get a shotgun license

On that note, you could probably make an entire adventure game based on the amount of legwork, backtracking, and key item gets one has to do to get one.

Shit, any programmers about? Might be a neat project if only for practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13028573
the hirata rina stalker has blender and unity (game engine) installed. maybe he/she can come up with something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026854
>>13027517

its episode 128 where lemon goes ham headbutting people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13026843

[Anonymous No.]

>>13028604
>spot the jav performer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13028543
>tfw Ikuchan will never listen to my piano songs and even if she does she wouldn't like let alone play them

[Anonymous No.]

>>13028519
http://48video.blog.fc2.com/blog-category-14.html

Has it all uploaded. Great blog if you like streams and not torrent.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never go on a ski trip with Manatsu and bully Hori the entire time.

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>>13028856
it saddens me that i'll never bowl with manatsu ;___;

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Ego-chan is a qtpt

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>>13028740
Thank you, but they do not have episode 1, do they?

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>>13023887
Hillary's handwriting is blocky as fuck, like what you would expect to see from a foreigner who just started learning Japanese

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>>13028979
Eng subbed: http://ukn48.com/ikuta-141006-nogiroom-ep01/

Raw: http://www.veoh.com/m/watch.php?v=v79491133bSGjBpHz

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you guys think fucked anyone in the management already?

I bet Milky fucked Aoki to get that pb

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>>13029305
Aoi from HKT's father is a deadbeat with no job. I wouldn't be surprised if she has sucked a dick or two for money.

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>>13029305
Inb4 Kasai
>>13029332
Aoi is pure angel. Stop.

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>>13029332

damn, theres probably deadbeat parents or over-controlling parents of idols who just take their idol-daughter's money

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24UaRikAQag

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>>13029391
Takamina's mother

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which 48 members hate their parents and wish woe on them?

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>>13029410
Manatsu probably beat her mother senseless after she exposed what a monster Manatsu is on Nogidoko.

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>>13029391
;_;

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>>13029427
What happened?

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>>13029436
Mother spilled the tea about how manipulative she is when she's home. Offered to massage her mom a day or two before asking her mom to buy her something.

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>>13028949
Also dem soft thighs
https://i.imgur.com/PPELFpR.jpg

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>>13029462
Isn't that better than the cunts who just expect people to buy stuff for them for nothing?

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best hafu

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>>13029462
I thought she made her mother massage HER

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>>13029465

I wonder if Ego-chan will rank in senbatsu this year. SKE wotas make it happen.

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>>13029491
I would love to see EgoNaru ranking

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>>13029486

naw, she'd offer to give her mother a massage and then a day or two later ask her mom to buy her something (e.g. a bag)

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>>13029502
Must be another ep then because I'm thinking of 101 where they called her mom and her mom says, Manatsu says she's tired and expects her mom to massage her shoulders.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKWhVhjhNKo

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>>13029588

I think that's the second time they call her mother (lol). The first time is either ep54 or ep55 where Manatsu is back with Nogizaka after a hiatus for high school studies.

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http://news.yahoo.com/jail-saw-wielding-attacker-japan-girl-band-062657943.html

>AKB48 -- an abbreviation of the Tokyo district of Akihabara -- is one of the most successful acts of all time in monetary terms.

Part pop act and part talent show, its more than 100-strong pool of girls and young women compete for a spot in the limelight with each new catchy but formulaic hit.

Their success is built on their accessibility to legions of fans, many of whom are older, single men. Members appear at regular events to shake hands and pose for pictures, as well as on social networking sites.

There's so many wrong and bullshit in that it actually got me mad.

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>>13029699
http://news.yahoo.com/jail-saw-wielding-attacker-japan-girl-band-062657943.html

"AKB48 -- an abbreviation of the Tokyo district of Akihabara -- is one of the most successful acts of all time in monetary terms.
Part pop act and part talent show, its more than 100-strong pool of girls and young women compete for a spot in the limelight with each new catchy but formulaic hit.
Their success is built on their accessibility to legions of fans, many of whom are older, single men. Members appear at regular events to shake hands and pose for pictures, as well as on social networking sites."

There's so many wrong and so many bullshit in that article I actually got mad.

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>>13029710
It's best you don't bother with what western journalist write about anything but 'Murica and even then they can't get shit right. It's also Yahoo for god sakes they just want click bait.

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>>13029710
There's literally nothing factually wrong about that though. That's a good summery of the group.

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>>13029710
Man, can't you keep these examples of bad taste journalism forgotten in the pits of the Internet, where they're going to remain forever? Shit like this is exactly what convinced me over the years that to read about foreign news there's no option but reading them from their country's website (the same news reported by Asahi for comparison: http://www.asahi.com/articles/ASH297RMXH29UJUB016.html))

Also
>2015
>still taking the term "handshake event" literally
Journalism at the time of the "information age" is all tabloid-tier trash.

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>>13029807
You say that like there are newspapers of merit, or worth. Newspaper journalism has, and always will be, a massive joke.

That article you read about the guy shot at 7-11 is just as inaccurate as your AKB tabloids.

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>>13029788
Not him, but you've got to be naive or illiterate not to realize that the whole article is written so as to give the impression to clueless readers that somehow the members deserved it for "attracting those weirdos", which is what would make the article shameful and tasteless wasn't it for the fact it is left unsigned.
Lots of implied implications while actual details about the court and defendant's declarations ar purposefully left out. Yuck.

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>>13029782
Meh, I just happened to see it while I was about to check on my email and I just had to click and read it.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought you guys were kidding about Sayanee suddenly losing weight. Shit she is really skinny. Wtf

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>>13029841
I didn't read the article, the description of the group he posted is accurate though.

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>>13029841
Article doesn't imply its their fault. And it actually attracts weirdos whether they are Justin Bieber crazy fans kind or creepy stalker type. And they are present in this thread. He's right article has a good summery.

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>>13029851

she doesnt look that much skinnier than usual to me...

[Anonymous No.]

What is your Oshi's stand?

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>>13029932
She just seemed more....meatier, i dont know. Maybe its the angle. To me she looks really boney in that picture.

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>>13029960
forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.]

Nogizaka 3rd anniversary concert gonna be fully broadcasted on sky perfectv

http://nogizaka-journal.com/archives/3rd-birthday-live-skyperfectv.html

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>>13029995
Wow, there was that empty TV listing people were talking about on 2ch last month, but it seemed too good to be true.

If I have to work a full shift the next morning, I'm going to die.

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>>13030002
>but it seemed too good to be true.
MTE, but that's way Nogi is way better than akb

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>>13028401
Thanks, man.

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>mfw another graduation today in SKE

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>>13029889
>And it actually attracts weirdos whether they are Justin Bieber crazy fans kind or creepy stalker type.
Too bad that even in Japan, examples of attention-seekers assaulting public figures (singers, actors, entertainers, whatever you have) in public places have been a common occurance since the postwar period, and in most of the instances the attacker was much better armed and came much closer to the goal than Umeda's case, if anything.
See for reference: http://realsound.jp/2014/05/post-619.html..
Your little pet theory is built under the preconception that it could only happens with idol groups and in modern ages because you see both of them as the main catalysts for such events -- but, say what, everything flies right out of the window when read things like a 1966 attempted homicide-suicide involving a katana and the Komadori Sisters (ironically, the attacker was the one of the two who got away with less injuries). Or Hibari Misora getting stalked and having acid thrown on her face in 1957.
Those were times when idol groups as we know now didn't exist in any form yet, and 'otaku' was still written 御宅 and used a polite pronoun, so - surprise! - turns out you can't explain everything by falling back on the same generic boogeymen.
See, Anon, the real "problem" here (if you even want to call it so) is that in order to give off an aura of cordiality, entertainers often lower their guard to the public, which as a side-effect also exposes them to such dangers.
Then again, if they were to keep a sheltered life all the time, they wouldn't be public figures anymore (having too many bodyguards around will make people think you're "putting on airs"), so there you have it.

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>>13029889
>Article doesn't imply its their fault.
Read the comments, that's the interpretation they wanted to give and they partially succeeded at it, as some evidently gobbled it all up because "the news".
Also the negative description of fans, holy shit, where should I begin? Even ignoring the fact that it's all baseless crap (is there even a survey on how many never had a girlfriend), what does it have to do with the news, since Umeda is just 24?
Do you also need me to remind you all the statements he released to far? We already knew since May (MAY!) that he didn't care for AKB at all, didn't even know the names of his victims and that "anyone was good" for him to assault. As for his motives, he even stated clearly at the court hearings that he wanted to take revenge on them over a percieved iniquity between his and their earnings after hearing of that on TV.
Of course I don't have to, it ought to be common knowledge already. But it makes you think what the article was aiming at by omitting all of this while still adding some dismissive idiocies?
Even when it comes to belittling AKB and idols in general, it's the same pathetic OH YOU WEIRD JAPAN XD prejudice, after a while you can't even work up the effort to feel indignant anymore, and only feel sad for the sorry state of English-language journalism.

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>>13028487
AKB48 Group Dai Sokaku Matsuri
Some part of the big reshuffle always gives me goosebumps.

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>>13029995
Shit when is it?

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>>13030090
who leave?

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>>13030224
>放送日：2015年2月22日（日）12:00～20:00<生中継>

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>>13030273
dropped

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2ch says that some guy proposed marriage to Acchan

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>>13030090
Do they even have 48 members anymore?

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>>13030296
She is still with that guy after he used her fame, and then cheated on her? Does she not have any friends? You would think some one would have told her to get the fuck away from that leech.

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New >>13030344
New >>13030344

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>>13030273
Is Ryoha autistic or just extremely timid she can't reply to other members outside of nodding and mumbling?

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>>13030348
Why? Still only page 8.

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>>13030368
maybe she's not used to being around humans.

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>>13027557
underrated post

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>>13022728
>>13022793
>>13022891
>>13022933
>>13022979

MaiMai was cool as heck and if she stayed in AKB she would of been a front line idol or possibly even a mega-center-idol like Yuko or Acchan.

But she left due to management pushing other girls M.Atsuko, M.Jurina, and a couple others.

She was close to doing AV, but she didn't do it as she got more variety tv spots and became regular cast on some shows. But she went full Kpop-retard like Miyazaki Miho. Once she did shows slowly put her less on. She only has 3 regular spots one being a horse race show on nhk, second an owarai show with banana man, and third on and off appearances on London Hearts.

She went from a moderate B-list to now a D-list celeb.Or what the Japanese call ごみタレント

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>>13023516
Sakura looks better than a nogi here.
Now that's something.

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>>13023557
>one is married to a confirmed yakuza with a soft spot for domestic violence;
Kago Ai.

> another two made it to the news after they had the police called on them for child mistreatment;
Don't know about these tho, who are they?

> one is a literal whore who waited for her husband to be away for work to fuck a stranger right in their bedroom;
Yaguchi Slut Mari, this chick is a walking cumdumpster, she slept with more than 6 talents during her marriage and
got caught all late.