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My sister asked me what I was doing, and I told her I was studying Japanese, just like those cartoons we watch together.

She asked me to teach her some "Japneez". Got her to call me nii-chan. I could get used to this.

how does this make you feel /jp/?

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>> No.1301894

disgusting

>> No.1301899

cool story bro

>> No.1301901

My loli imouto went off to friends house today. I never got a chance to hug her before she left. I miss her ;_;

>> No.1301906

Get her to call you nii-san instead.

>> No.1301907

It makes me feel like a bonerfied genius. I love youu~ ♪

>> No.1301914

I see nipple.

Enjoy your permaB& for child porn.

>> No.1301923

>>1301901
you should fill her head with how awesome sleepovers are

that way she brings all her loli friends to your house

>> No.1301949

>>1301923
No, she'll most likely spend more time away. Sure every once in a while her friends might come over, but if they took turns at each others houses the idea would backfire.

>> No.1301960

>>1301949
plan B: convince your parents to install a pool and buy an ice cream maker

>> No.1301966

I also see nipple

Saved.

>> No.1301977

Ever since our parents died, it's just been me and my imouto

She's eight now, and I still tell her tham mommy and daddy are on vacation, but I suspect she knows the truth.

We're both healthy and happy enough though, what little money we inherited we have managed to stretch quite a long way, and by my taking a part time job. It's hard work, but it's all worth it.

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>>1301888
>>1301966
In before multiple v&s.

>> No.1302005

That's not a nipple.

>> No.1302006

reported

>> No.1302013

She has a cute pussy

>> No.1302023

My sister calls me onii-chan without me asking her to.
That's one of the good think of having a loli sister weeaboo.

The bad part being she's more in love with fictional faggots than with me.

>> No.1302027

>>1301977
If you're trying to pull that shit with her being eight years old than you're either a bad troll or one of the worst family members in history.
She'd have figured it out at 6.

>> No.1302028

OH FUCK MY MOM JUST WALKED IN ON ME WHEN I HAPPEN TO BE READING THIS THREAD AND SAW THAT AND SHE GAVE ME THIS LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FUCKED WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW /JP/ THE GOOD OLD DAYS ARE OVER FOR ME

>> No.1302031

>>1302028
Sounds like she wants your penis.

>> No.1302034

I don't believe you have a sister. Enjoy your animu alone.

>> No.1302059

omg so randumb

>> No.1303686

I know liking loli sounds quirky and funnily acceptable on the internet, but you guys don't seem realize how seriously fucking pathetic you seem. This is coming from a fat unemployed loser. You're making me feel better about myself, damn.

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