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[Anonymous No.]

You have just been appointed the citys newest minister for yukkuri control. You must find a way to control the pest in a fashion the apeases both those who consider them pests, and those who believe they have a right to live.
You have limited budget and equipment. However you do have the authority to create laws relating to yukkuris

[Anonymous No.]

Train the good ones to kill the bad ones.

Done deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13008527
i take it easy and refresh with a yuka nyan

[Anonymous No.]

you form a marching band with yukkuris.

[Anonymous No.]

- immediately form an ethical yukkuri disposal taskforce to report on the most ethical way to remove yukkuri infestations. Report will be presented to council in six months
- Appoint all of your buddies on the taskforce and have them write a report that is favourable to you
- Buy shares in an extermination company
- Have the taskforce recommend that you dispose of yukkuri in a way that only your company can
- Enjoy your monthly kickbacks

And that's how politics works in the western world! Trust me, I'm a politics otaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13008527
>You have just been appointed the citys newest minister for yukkuri control. You must find a way to control the pest in a fashion the apeases both those who consider them pests, and those who believe they have a right to live.

I give them their own nation state in the humans' land.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these yukkuri threads
Maybe he'd actually work if it weren't FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13008527
>apeases those who consider them pests
Have animal control squads kill the yukkuri and properly dispose of them.

>and those who believe they have a right to live
Make the news tell the public that the yukkuri were carefully transported to a safe area.
It's not as if the armchair activists will be able to tell that all the yukkuri were killed instead