Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Now extra cuddly and waaaarm.

Links to information, stories and art in the next post.

[Anonymous No.]

First for Catshroom

[Anonymous No.]

double cuddly and warm

[Anonymous No.]

Well that's great.
Thank the anti-spam system for preventing me from posting the links to the pastebins.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no lava golem to warm me up in this cold weather

[Anonymous No.]

Third for daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994355
Dragon demands. Man obeys. The Wheel of Time continues to turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994366
>Man obeys
Let's not generalize, shall we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994362
Just use spaces
Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin com/6kd9Bjdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994355
>>12994362
If you don't know how to make an OP don't make an OP you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994367
You wouldn't wash her back?

[Anonymous No.]

Never 4get

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994367
If you obey, she tenderly doms you. What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994370
I might, if she asks nicely.

>>12994373
No.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994372
I have no idea what's going on here, but she's a strumpet.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl slumber parties, how do they work?

Mice are olev.

[ThunderBrother No.]

Reposting from the last thread for daytime friends. It looks like it's a full moon tonight. How prodigious!

Aviators ch 11.5, a full moon smut scene: http://pastebin.com/PBixXSAs

Previous chapter: http://pastebin.com/0c9SPTM0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994374
Please don't be like this.
>>12994376
Like regular ones, only with more HNNGH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994368
Fair enough. It ussualy works fine without the spaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994376
Well, unless it involves a Dormouse, it involves very little slumbering.

[Anonymous No.]

For those who missed it yesterday, there's a new KC, "Gandharva"
The notes on his website say they're unusual amongst harpies on account of being titty monsters, and they worship the love godess, Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994380
>Please like what I like.
I have to decline, good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994385
So basically paizuri every day all day with a sweet melodious voice? I'm diamonds now, and I don't even really like harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994389
I'm not telling you what to like and what not to, I'm telling you to keep quiet if you're going to
>Nope.jpg
or be a pretentious fuck like in>>12994367

Stuff like that, it's bad. M'kay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994385
I want to stuff her in my Blue Backpack and let her carry me around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994372
>animators actually thought it is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994379
I'll start on this when I get back.
>>12994385
I hope Kentucky Fried Chicken returns to the based Mist Continent at some point, but India is cool too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994396
>pretentious fuck
Ah name-calling so early, the sign of a rational man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994405
>still keeping it up
I won't let this turn into a shitstorm this early in the thread. You win.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ gaming general

I though you guys only played eroge or some chinese games

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994421
A lot of us came here from /a/ when /mgg/ got kicked out.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey where's that Last Light guy?

I want to shit talk him even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994421
Jokes on you, the only thing I play is Osu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994425
>Last Light guy
The one who couldn't get the good ending, or those who did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994421

/jp/ has always played Souls games, Pokemon games and old school jrpg games. Other stuff too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994429
The guy who got super mad that he didn't get the good ending.

I want to bully him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994385
> think those head-horns look deliciously wicked
> want to caress them and tease her
> realise they're jewellry
Fuck, it's the apophis hood all over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994435
He's not an Alp though. Even he got the Good End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994436
Wait, the Apophis hood isn't part of her?
MY LIFE IS A LIE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994433
>jrpg games

I like Lufia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994385
>Eros

Rare to hear her mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994421
MGS and MGR are chinese games

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994435

Yes, I did save the girl from the rapists and I did play all the instruments. My curiosity and possible autism took care of those too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994437
But he didn't though.

That's why I want to bully him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994438
Is it confirmed by KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994441
TERIYAKI ISN'T FROM FUCKING CHINA!
>>12994444
Then your game is broken.
>>12994445
Go on then, bully him like he WAS an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994447
>TERIYAKI ISN'T FROM FUCKING CHINA!
U w0t, m8?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994444
You're so shit anon!

You can even play the video game!

I had no problems with getting the good end, fuck I thought I was gonna get the bad end until the kid saved me, you're just so shit and I just want to bully you at all times now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994450
It's a South Park quote, don't worry your pretty little head about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994452

Well, whatever. At least I got the good ending in my first playthrough of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. SoC completely by accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994457
Run Forest, Run!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994438
>>12994446
I don't think it ever got confirmed, but when we discussed it at length the thread overwhelmingly concluded that it's an accessory, not a... biology.

And there's only so long I can mentally swim against a current.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994452

>I had no problems with getting the good end

I bet you were playing on easy modo you piece of fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994457
You're still an alp that I shall bully until the end of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994426
Is that even fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994355
>>12994362
>>12994368
There's even a big button on the blog. http://pastebin.com/5HQ0qinu

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994355
Hey anon, wanna play a game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994472
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994467
I'm just really lucky at stealth games anon.

Get on my level of luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994468
Please don't call that guy an Alp, even Alps would bully him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994472
I don't normally like Undead, but she looks pretty cool. I'm sure she wouldn't rape me if we hanged out, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994468
What is this alp talk?
And why you guys like alp so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994472

That depends, does it involve CRUSHING MAILBOXES WITH ORGANIC ARM JABBERS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994439

I grew up on jrpgs like Chrono Trigger, Breath of Fire and Final Fantasy. It's a big part of the reason I like MGs. I like seeing old fodder enemies turned into pretty girls. I also love mythology so that's certainly there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994472
Sure, why not

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

Kept you waiting, huh?

Well, we're getting back into gear soon. In the meantime I've got another bonus chapter with a special twist. Should be satisfactory in foreshadowing the next part of the story too.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/92244291/Star-Crossed

Thanks for waiting, and as always, thanks for reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994478
It's a good insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994475

>Needing luck

Now you're just making an Alp out of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994478
Alps are bulliable and cute. It's also a very in-joke way of calling someone a faggot and gives us a sense of community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994483
YES. YES. YES.
You're the reason I'm trying to writefag. Just want you to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994480
I like MG because I`m a virgin... so that is that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994487
>not using luck to cheeki breeki other Russian words and sneak past vodka

Get on my cyka suka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994488
I think the biggest insult is to be part of this community...

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

2/17 comes Hitomi V1 by Seven Seas.

Keeps you eye open for this book that is pretty stacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994379
You've been a writefag for a good while, how come you're not more popular?
And why am I asking you?
>>12994501
Then feel free to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

It's MGC speed dating time! I wonder who are today's ladies?

1. Arch Imp Boozer
This stereotypically loli imp is as drunk as an oni. She's traded childish behavior for the bottle, and is enjoying it very much. It has gotten her kicked out of Sabbath for some reason or another though. She'll slurr and tease you in order to attempt to seduce you, but being as drunk as she is her charms don't work so well.

2. Baphomet Housewife
All the stress and responsibility from running her sabbath chapter made some snap, turning her into a deredere that speaks like a thirty year old. All she wants to do is settle down in a nice place and raise a family with Mr.Right. Wouldn't be opposed to eating a wonderland cake due to the breakdown.

3. Dark Valkyrie LARPer
In the modern age there isn't much chance for swordplay so this woman found her outlet in live action role playing. After having gotten teased for years about not having a partner to fit her race's schtick she decided she had to find a good husband to fill the roll. She wants someone that will act chuuni with her and hit people with foam rubber swords, and might accidentally call you your LARPing name while at home sometimes.

4. Oil Masseuse Kappa
She's spent years applying her crafts and honing them to perfection, and can make grown men and women squirm. The house rules always kept her from whispering lewd things and taking her swimsuit off, and she needs an outlet. You'll have to help her get release after a long day at the spa, and put up with her lewd puns.

5. Lazy CC Cheshire
She lives off inheritance and was dragged here by her friends since she was too lazy to teleport away. She's at least clean, but dresses exclusively in loose fitting clothing with no underwear. While she may teleport or turn invisible, it'll only be a short distance before she lays down and tries to nap. May need some help and motivation to shed the chub she's packed on with her diet of frozen food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994471
Wouldn't mind seeing a Roc girl in the future.
>>12994502
I need to catch up on my manga. This hiatus thing is making me lose track of how often everything gets updated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994499

>Not using cheeki vodka magic and your own skill to be a slick sneaking mothefucker

I bet you only eat sausages, you goddamn kurwa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
I pick the cat. She's my type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994372
what am i looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
>CC Cheshire
I'm in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994513
An anteater giving a blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994513
At the hentai with brown /fit/ oni that was anticipated by /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994509
>not eating supreme Russian sausages while Пошел на хуй вы, блин, педик , я хлопнуть ваше дерьмо и ебать твою жену

Comrade Stalin frowns upon you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994521

>Slavspeaking in an english-speaking website

Papali papali cyka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506

gib faggotcat or i report u

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
>CC Cheshire
>Bapho housewife
Ah, the decisions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994513
>>12994517
That and the average ghoul's fantasy. Latching on so hard her face goes MS-05 Zaku mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994366
And if i refuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994525
>not using google translate to curse out people in slavspeak

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994532
Then her wingpits will stink and all the other Dragons will shun her, and then she will be sad. Why are you so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994533

>Using google translate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994525
It's google translate, m8, I can say it as true slav

МАСЛИНУ СЛОВИЛ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994537
Nigger I don't speak Russian.

Why on earth would I bother to learn that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994112
Can it be 2P DDR with a pharaoh?
Or maybe even an apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994539
The Emperor will have you speaking Russian or dead one day.
>>12994540
Is this ever even going to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994496
I don't quite get how this follows

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994536
She can wash herself. I have a date to go on with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
>Love dark valkyries
>Hate chuunis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994539

>Speaking slav runes without even knowing what they mean

FUCKING SHAMEFUL COMRADE

COMISSAR TOVARISCH SHALL HAVE YOU EXECUTED ON THE FIELD FOR THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994502
>Seven Seas
>After they butchered MM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994544
How can a dense MC understand concepts like waifu and date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
Can I walk out instead? All i wanted was a CC lamia subspecies. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994549
I'm not a dense mc I just don't care about the dragon that tried to kidnap me.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember; Ironic raping is still raping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994553
>tried to kidnap me
You passed out in the snow, drunk and no Yuki-Onnas or Yetis in sight. Was she supposed to just leave you there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994550
It's speed dating, you don't need to choose anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
I want the cat
Lazy sex with lazy perverts on lazy days sounds wonderfully lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994558
Yes, yes she was. My waifu is a Dullahan so she would have saved me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994560
Ok in that case I walk the fuck out and wait to try again next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
Now why would I want Lazy CC Chesire to work off her chub?

Chub is love and wonderful to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994570
And how was she supposed to know this? There was nobody around. You smelled like an Oni, but there wasn't one of them around either.
Just wash her back and be done with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
Cheshire is tempting, but the baphomet feels like a better choice for me. The fact that she'd try a wonderland cake only sweetens the deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994578
That could lead to infidellity so no I will not. She can wash her own back.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm preparing to hit the hay, send me off with lewd thoughts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994576
FAKE HORNS
A
K
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994588
No she can't. Her wings get in the way and her arms can't be bent the way a human's can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994590
A Gandharva squishing her soft rump and tail feathers onto your lap, grinding against you as she plays you a love song on her sitar while playing innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994590
Moist.
Slaked.
Yiff.
Gusset.
Whitebait.
Flange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994599
I'll go with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994592
The horns were not the focus of my attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994596
Well then she's just shit out of luck ain't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994604
USELESS MEAT
S
E
L
E
S
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994606
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994600
Go away Owlbear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994606
>Useless
Dio pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994606

Breasts have no muscle tissue, they're large glands surrounded by body fat.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12994606
Udders are not useless.

I would use an example but I have none since I'm on my old laptop.

Oh wait, imgur: http://imgur.com/yHCcRaR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994605
So are you. After she gets nicknamed "Stinkwing" she'll come pay your waifu a visit and tell her what an ungrateful person you are and that she needs to reconsider your relationship

[PantyQuest No.]

"Caw~"

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/Xs3VTYey

New page: http://pastebin.com/4bHihYkA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994616
Not sure he meant the funbags.

Everyone likes those.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994618
Nice work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994361
>>12994355

>Be hugged by a zombie and a yeti
>The zombie absorbs your body warmth and yet the yeti gives you more warmth.
>Thus turning you into a battery for body heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994617
She's a dragon, she can find a single man to wash her if she actually put some effort in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994385
>Unusual amongst harpies for being tittymonsters.
>Implying that would be a problem and not those giant fucking calves.
Also, how does she play that banjo? Surely a harp is better for a creature who can only pluck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994633
Also
>Missed my chance to make a harp/harpy pun
Charon-sama, I have failed you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994483
I was hoping for more character bios, but this is fine too. Glad to see you're back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994592
I don't see any horns.....Oh now I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994652
It's fake anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
I'll take the Mystery Box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994659
That's the reason I'm never going to watch that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994618
This is great since crow tengus get little content.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Auntie Yuuna to take care of me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994676

Why does she look too pure for sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994676
She's nice, I guess. She makes cookies and lets you watch all the cool movies, but she always wants you to take off your shirt and wrestler with her. She's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994557
I'm surprised you didn't use the Lizardmans updated artwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994680
Because she saved her virginity for nine hundred and thirty one years just for you, anon.

>>12994676
Auntie Yuuna makes me feel weird when I go over to her house. She likes hugging a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994621
I'm fascinated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994699

B-But I can't... n-not with auntie...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994704
Are you going to make a nice lady cry? Shame on you! You go in there and dick her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994676
Disgusting
Shota a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994708

God dammit, man. Are you seriously gonna make me do this?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if the Mist Continent will have any Gargoyle variants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994483
That was a nice read, a few errors here and there but nothing too distracting. I do hope you have something planned with the girls in Laven's/our world, if only to see Shoshanah's reactions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994713
She's not getting any younger, and she knows who nice young men like you like the pretty and young ones. So if don't want to, it's your choice. But it would make her sad if you never dicked her at least once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994709
>15 year old
>shota
>>12994699
Auntie Yuuna is the best. She lets me stay up late and drink soda and watch all the cool movies with her. she does make me sit in her lap for the movies and she's always got new clothing she's helping me try on, though.
Sometimes I feel funny in my pants when she changes in front of me.
Am I okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994547
Centaur's Worries is pretty good and Arpeggio of Blue Steel is solid. MM seems to be the exception rather than the rule here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994722
>Sometimes I feel funny in my pants when she changes in front of me.
>Am I okay?
>Says the MC is 15
I'm not that guy but if you want to say its not shota stop acting like a shota.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>12994505
Probably because I've been taking so long on the same story and haven't branched out much into other MGs since I started. But Aviators is nearing its end soon, possibly even by the end of this month. I'll be moving on to new things after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994727
I think he's talking about the story in which the MC is 15.

Also, some people don't figure out erections/masturbation for a while, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994741
>Also, some people don't figure out erections/masturbation for a while, anon.
Not in a world with monster girls. I'd be surprised if they didn't know about it at 13.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994727
This
>15 year old
>oh no, my thingy in my panties went stiffy
So he is the kind of retard who drools and shits his pants?

>>12994741
>15 years
>not knowing about erection
Yeap, a self shitting retard
Who else could love this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994483
That was nice, Susan doesn't get enough love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994739
Well, no matter how much attention your stories get, they'll always be pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994752
>s-stop liking what I don't like!
don't try and start a shitstorm less than 200 posts in anon
we don't need that hostility yet

[Anonymous No.]

>Be male infant in normal, happy human family
>Tragic accident at the local dairy
>Mom comes home from work with horns
>Her hair is black and white and she's squishy all over
>Suddenly food time is much more enjoyable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994506
I'm torn between the baphomet and the Cheshire

On one hand, dere-dere

On the other a lap cat.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say through some circumstances, your waifu is combined with another monster girl of your choice. There is a cost though, when I mean combine, I mean like everything, such as heights/lengths are combined, the pros and cons will be added, and so on. If you choose the same monstergirl as your waifu, everything will be doubled (power, the effectiveness of their fluids, like Holst milk, and so on). If you add a chimera (or however you spell it), you can add even another monster, but the consequences will be the same.
So, who do you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994771
I should learn how to speak less when it comes to this kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994765
>She keeps breast feeding you much longer than she should have
>Get tainted with MAMONO MANA from drinking holst milk straight from the tap
>Incubus by the time you're in high school
>Seven feet tall, body of mister universe, supercharged sex drive
>Girls won't look at you twice because they assume you're already taken
>Thanks Ma

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994739
I have Harpy fever and thick, child-bearing, feathery thighs are the cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>you finally found the girl of your dreams through the MGC speed-dating service
>remember you know a place with a great cliffside view
>you take her for a picnic there
>but a gang of ushi-onis and hellhounds attacks you
>it's clear what they want from you
>you take a hit to the head in the scuffle
>as you're lying on the ground, the hazy outlines of the attackers approach you
>a muscular shape appears from thin air, gradually losing it's opaqueness as it stands up from it's outlandish crouch
>it assaults the gangsters with a club and throws them all off the cliff
>then it throws your waifu off the cliff
>and then it throws you off the cliff too
Such is life in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994771
Easy, Dark Elf and Arachne. I can't say no to a delicious brown spider who's a professional when it comes to BDSM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994771
Holstaur and Yeti. Or Holstaur and Weersheep. Or Holstaur and Holstaur. All are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994618
>Flying MGs blushing because someone stole their panties

I need to do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994783
>Holstaurus and Yeti
We need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994776
>Ushi-oni
>working together
Suspension of disbelief shattered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994788
>Holstaurus and Yeti
Oh man.
>Dying in the snow
>Found by a holseti, the fluffy savior of the mountains
>Cuddles you tenderly until you're no longer so close to the brink of death
>Brings your head to her breast
>You suckle, almost on instinct
>It's scotch/rum/whiskey/whatever they had in those casks around the dog's necks
>The best you've ever had, even
I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994790
Working together~ ♫, solving the problem ~ ♫

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994771
I've got alperwock, I've already won

Alp and holst, just comedic value

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994798
>Warms you up with hugs and cuddling
>Can make you hot cocoa with Holstaurus milk straight from the tap for maximum comfort
>The Ara Ara motherly vibes are so through the roof you're so surprised that she doesn't have kids that you're motivated to make her a mother
>DELICIOUS FUCKING BROWN
This. We NEED this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994809
why ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994811
Body is breeding material to the max

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994798
>>12994809
Goddammit Loen stop hurting yourself we need you right now.
>>12994811
Both Holstaurs and Yetis sort of give off the ara ara vibe so combining them would probably double it, especially if she's older.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we ever talk more about mother/daughteru stuff?
Don't you want your waifu to be loved by your daughteru as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994820
Mommy makes the food and washes the clothes.

She better fucking love her mom, or else...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994820
That combines both
A. Vaging the daughteru
and
B. Lesbians
Two things sure to set some autist or another into a rage. It's best for everyone if we don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994825
You can show affection without sex you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994825
>Giving in to autists

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994828
In that case it's probably a lack of anything approaching a self-insert. We'd also need to write from a more feminine perspective which presents more challenges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994828
You give the autistics here way too much credit.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, here it is. Update starts on line 259.

http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4

I think my writing's still lacking in some way. Either that, or I'm overdoing things, anyway, I hope it's not too bad. Please feel free point out anything that doesn't feel coherent, as I'm still developing the plot, trying the important parts together and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994825
How they are going to V the daughteru?
Is the daughteru futa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994825
>talking about kids means you have to talk about incest or yuri
Or you could not be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994820
>Yeti wife and daughter hugging each other as they nap

>Lizardman training Daughteru how to fight

>Holstaur comforting her daughter as she milks for the first time

>Baby ghoul sucking on her moms fingers while the mom sucks on her husbands fingers

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsune a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994837
>How they are going to V the daughteru?
There are w-
>Is the daughteru futa?
And of course that would end up being discussed too.

>>12994840
Yeah yeah, excuse me. We end up leaning toward the lewd side so often I didn't consider the possibility until I hit submit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994771

Kejourou and Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994852
SHINRYAKU SHINRYAKU SHIRYAKU SHINRYAKU IKA-KEJOUROU, KYUUN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994836
Welcome back man.

[thegreens No.]

>>12994355
Hi I'm Thegreens. Tell me to do things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994867
Write something about a ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994867
Tell the class your favorite monstergirl and where you hide your porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994867
Bring me a pizza, pepperoni and jalapeño

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994867

AIM DOWN YOUR SIGHTS!

[thegreens No.]

>>12994870
>>12994871
>>12994872


I meant what to put in the recap, but these are all valid questions.

Polt best girl.

I keep it in a removable hard drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994836
I'm surprised that the Werewolf didn't catch the Cyclops scent on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994861

Thanks, hope you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

HE AIN'T MY BOY, BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY~

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

>>12994490
That's always nice to hear, thanks.

>>12994647
Bios will finish and then I will continue after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994884
I want to fuck those smug grins.

I want to paint those god damn faces white, no matter how hard I'm raped afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994366
Based .less is based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994891
A raging mushroom anon.

The aftermath will be brutal but the ride will be glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994891
But Anon, you need to protect the male survivors you're escorting.

[Anonymous No.]

>No thugdere Oni GF who gets worried when you seem depressed and immediately assumes that someone's been bullying you

>"You need me to fight somebody? 'Cause I'll fuckin' fight somebody."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994896
They're fine.

As long as they aren't as brain dead as the normal DR1 AI they'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994874
Put stuff in the previous thread in the recap?
That Pharaoh and Glacies story should be in it at least, along with the hellhound/shota thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994895
>The aftermath will be brutal
Wasn't one of the effects of that one that they learned to like it? So the aftermath would just be a tired anon and a bunch of smug fuckers in collars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994900
"I-It's that Banchou Oni from our rival school..."

[thegreens No.]

>>12994903
Anon that doesn't help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994774
The opposite. MG can smell if you are taken or not. You are going to get swarmed by MG, especially holsts.

Touch the cow

Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994877

I'd bet Elin managed to replace Nanna's scent with her own, though I'll be approaching this matter again in the future.

Thanks for reading, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do to help your flightless harpy waifu fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994874
Don't flirt with 2nd Grade Hellhound's big brother, her mom gets really pissed off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994910
>The resident Banchou Oni of the school will never protect your smile and only show her soft side to you and you only
I really want that jacket

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994910

We need more delinquent Monstergirls.

Why do I like those long skirts and surgical masks so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994776
What is even the point of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994917
Hydrogen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0j0Bjy6hFc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994917
Why is there a scuba tank?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994917
HONK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994874
I keep telling you man, asking what we all want in the recap kinda defeats the appeal of it, at least in regards to how Recapanon did it. Just skim through the thread and snag the things you feel made an impact, don't ask us what we want and don't show us an in-progress recap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994924
There's that group of delinquent lamia who smoke behind the sports shed. The leader's older sister is supposed to be a member of THE Tunnel Snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994867

Would you kindly pick up a crowbar or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994676

Yuuna is the grandma and Izuna is the granddaughter, right? Because I love granny fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994776

G-Gasmask...? That you...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994924
Because delinquents are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994912
Just put all the big discussion topics (+10 posts) and any stories/major greentexts.

For example, there was that "romancing Dakini and showing her how to love" thing at the end of the thread.

[thegreens No.]

>>12994930
It's to appease those who prefer a more thiral approach. If you want the recap lottery, just pretend that post never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not wanting loving housewife Monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994936
Yuuna is a kumiho aunt of the MC in one of Gauf's greentexts who seems to have had a bigger impact than most of his girls. She's the biological aunt of the MC.


She's presumably modeled after Izuna's mother/grandmother, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994891
Would you a smugless Manticore, anons? Would you a Manticore with a normal scorpion tail instead of a tailpussy?
With a deadly neurotoxin instead of aphrodisiac?
A Manticore who has been mercilessly teased by others of her kind all her life for being 'half a woman'?
A Manticore with crippling self-confidence issues, convinced she could never satisfy a man?
Would you a Manticore with no smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994942
I can understand that, yet in the same vein you get a bit too thorough on mentioning things, like topics that may have gotten 2 or 3 posts. I get that it's a time consuming task, but cutting out the small insignificant stuff would help you out a lot

[Anonymous No.]

Opinions on apes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994931
Why are The Tunnel Snakes so useless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994952
I don't usually mind furry stuff but this is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994917
Uh oh, looks like the only way she would try it is if you tried it too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994942
I don't know. You've done pretty good so far in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994946
Not the Anon, but I'd a smugless Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994946
>deadly neurotoxin

Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994954
You just gotta learn to snake your way into their tunnel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994952
Shit. Like humans, but uglier and smellier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994955

Problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994954
You talkin' shit about the Tunnel Snakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994956
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994965
....You can have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994962
It's ok, anon. She understands. Nobody could love a freak who doesn't even have happy juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994972

Racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994970
>MGE Mino vs. WoT Trolloc

Eh, it's alright, 7/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994970
Bullfighting is already kinda fucked up, this just makes me feel worse about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994976
But that's not an MGE Mino
That's clearly not an MGE Mino

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994974
I don't give a shit about the happy whatever, personally I hate that about Manticores

She could accidentally nick with me with that shit man, I'm just looking out for myself.

Maybe if she got some surgery to get rid of the poison glands and tail I'd think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994975
>furries
>atleastitsnotblackpeople.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994943

I want to forcefully impregnate a Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994975
Sorry, I don't fuck animals that aren't at least domesticated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994984
You will at least be a loving father, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994980
Ah, you're right, the ears are different

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994975
>People actually like this.
Wow. I mean I gotta hand it to you. It would take like an hour of bribes and coercion to convince my dick to get hard to this. I mean... it can be done, but... damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994976
>Trolloc
Way too slender and graceful for that
Plus, there's no stuck-up bitch of a childhood friend in there showing off the shittiest parts of 3dpd. Can't be WoT.
Egwene a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994984

>Forcefully

Bitch, you better put a ring on it. A big ring, 'cause she got fatass fingers.

And then she will want you to impregnate her and make a huge family of happy trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994984
I want to take her right in front of the animal friends she sings with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994956
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994982
Just put a cork on it.

Boom. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994928
This artist loves his catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994776
GASMASK'S FOREST, ANUUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994987
>>12994993

Anons. You just don't understand. Every time I see a "soft" MG like Troll, Ren Xiangmao, or P'Orc, a bestial haze takes over my mind that drives me to want to commit wanton acts of mindless sexual savagery.

Such as slapping that ass and watching it jiggle as I plow her from behind, pumping load after load of baby batter into her. Such as suckling on her breasts like a newborn babe as she jerks me off, humming some kind of old tune. Such as throwing her to the floor and fucking her all evening, not caring if anybody is watching us until she's pregnant with at least one child.

Goddamn I want to impregnate a Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994992
Really? I thought trollocs had varying builds based on fighting style, but it has been a while since I read through the series

>Egwene a shit
You are my brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994999
Or she can just get rid of it.

Boom. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994982
S-so you'd love her if it wasn't for the tail, right?
Don't worry, anon, she can take care of that.
yandereintensifies.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994867
POWDER YOUR COCKATIEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995003
It's good that you love her. If you were making her cry or doing awful things to her to feel better about yourself, you would be a big mean bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994956

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995015

For what? THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995013
No no no, nothing drastic like butchering it off.

Just some careful surgery by a trained doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994945

Oh, thanks for explaining that. I was hoping granny got an actual name there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995005
I could be mistaken, but they impression I got was they we're all hulking beasts.

My biggest regret about her is she got a hero's death. She should have gone out like the bitch she was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994965

I actually think she's really cute, I don't even like monkeys.

[Anonymous No.]

So are we all burnt out on greentext stories after the flood, or are they still welcome? I have some that need finishing and I'm in a live-writing mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994776
>You drift for a length of time you cannot count in the water at the base of the cliff
>Something hard thwacks you in the gut.
>Must be some driftwood
>You look around in bleary confusion as the thing lifts you out of the water and onto land. you follow the wood down with your eyes, and up to the long, muscly arm of a man with a bare chest, clothes in only pants and a gasmask.
>There's a reassuring softness in his eyes as he leans down to you
STRIP THE FLESH
>He points to the side where there's a trail of blood and bone.
>He nods once, and walks off into the sunset.
>The trail leads up the cliff, but it's an easy path to follow, the bones also indicate sturdy footholds
>Where you couldn't walk, you climbed, and after an eternity you reach the top of the cliff
>And you know, without asking, who it was who saved you
>In your heart, you know.
>Gasmask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995019
I'M HERE TO SHANK AND SMILE

[Anonymous No.]

Any pics of Doom based MG's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995033
I want my wife back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995039
SALT THE WOUND

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995020
What do you mean, anon? Don't you like it?
Look, that nasty thing is gone now.
Now you can be together.
She doesn't mind the pain; she did it for you after all.
All for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995038
There is H-Doom.

I believe Monorus even drew a lewd of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995017

I love almost all MGs, but I like the soft girls for some odd reason. Troll is the kind of woman I could see living in an almost Shire-like hobbit hole with.

The kind of woman who'd no less than two breakfasts with you, a brunch, lunch, and dinner. The kind of woman who'd be happy when you come help her in the garden in backbreaking work, laughing as your smaller hands can't till the earth like hers.

The kind of woman who watches your son playing with the local Gnomes, wishing him the best. The kind of woman who'd gladly take a bath with you after the children are asleep, letting you wash her back as she washes yours, having you massage her breasts as well before she gives you a nice little handjob.

Exiting the bathroom with a little 'come hither' shake of her hips with a tail swish. The Troll that has amazing, slow cuddlesex with you by the fireplace as the moisture from the bath cools on your bodies, your cock plunging into her depths while she tries to stifle her moans lest she wakes the children.

The kind of girl who'd cuddle you afterwards, never dismounting until you've expended all your seed into her, smiling gently as she kisses you on the cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995024
All the more reason for me to read through the series again, I dropped off about halfway through

Knowing she croaks at least makes me happy, I wanted that bitch to get lost in the gate world during her trials

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995039
>>12995044

She's probably having a cup of tea with Mr. Gasmask at hi cave hideout as they politely chat about mundane things, waiting for you to make your way there following the trail of bones and blood.

When you get there, he'll snap, flip the table over, pick up his buzz axe and tell you both to get the fuck out of his forest, CYKA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995038

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995032
>after the flood
Oh, I'm not done yet anon.

The fire rises.
the Wight/Pharaoh threesome greentext is coming...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995046
It's painful for her, that's enough for me to refuse that option.

I'll just help pay for proper surgery so she doesn't feel as much pain.

[Anonymous No.]

Scholars maintain that Danon was actually way smaller than that.

>Art by .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995050
You should finish it, the middle books are dull but they pick up steam as they go.
If you didn't know, the author died before he wrote the last book in the series so his wife got another author to finish it with the bit he had written out and his notes. It ended up split into the last 3 books of the series. I don't care for the guys writing style personally, but its worth finishing for the closure.
And MC assembles a bestgirl harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995072

Trisha never finds out about anon basically turning her sister into a high-functioning potato did she? Perhaps I missed it but I don't think either Vanessa or anon told her. I don't think I'd react very well if someone did that to my sister, but that's what happens when you don't stop poking the fucking bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995072
Napoleon was actually about average height for his time period. Him being a midget is a British propaganda meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995003
>Such as slapping that ass and watching it jiggle

Stop. I am becoming erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995089
True, but then again, she did her fair share of poking, so fuck her I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995092
>That was the joke.
Yeah, they told us all about it at some museum thing I blocked from my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995095

Yeah, that's the thing about Vanessa. She doesn't know when to stop. Insanity applies really well to her, I don't know what she was expecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995036

I wonder what'd happen if Angry Oniborn guy and Gasmask met...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995061
Nice, but you're going to burn yourself out if you keep up your current pace, or you'll start gaining haters like I have

Still not sure if the latter is a good sign or not around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995094

Fuck you I will run my hand down my Troll's back, and stroke her tail as I ramrod her fuckhole hard enough to jiggle her supple ass.

Then playfully play bongos on her BIG TRACTS OF LAND

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995061
>>12995106
I would also suggest a bit of caution. I like your stuff but it was approaching spam levels in the previous thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994606
>>12994614
BOOBS AREN'T FAT! THEY HOLD MEN'S HOPES AND DREAMS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995077
>the middle books are dull
I think that's why I eventually stopped reading It. Robert Jordan was quite thorough in his stories, if anything
I did hear about his death and the new guy finishing things up, which saddens me cause RJ had planned to write some sort of chuuni samurai after finishing WoT. From the notes I read on it, it sounded kind of amusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995130
The words of a peerless scholar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995048
Oh boy, I know where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995106
>good sign or not
It isn't. We will bitch about anything in here, but the guys who get consistent hate usually deserve it to some degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a farmer
>Working 12 hours in the blistering heat only to wearily return home to your Akaname waifu, who is so intensely aroused by the smell of your filth and sweat that she immediately assaults you. She tears away your clothing and quickly allows her flexible, slimy tongue to begin gliding messily across your bare flesh. Your sweat and fatigue are so delicious to her that she orgasms several times simply by the sensation of licking it all up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995106
Well, I have at least one but that just lets you know you're important enough to have one hater.

I know I can't keep up the pace, but one greentext a day should hopefully satisfy /mgt/.
I may even go back to doing regular stories.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995127
>actual content
>spam
okay mate. gauf at least only wrote three greentexts in the entire last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995160
>being a farmer and not having a farm animal waifu
disgusting
I want my baaing sheep, my mooing cow, my THICK Centaur and my excited sheep dog girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995165
I'd stick my dick in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995169
>Centaur

FRONTPUSSY>HORSE VADGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995141
10 and 11 are really good. Worth slogging through the dull parts for.
Just make sure you skim through Egwene's parts. Christ, she's such a self-righteous hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995155
>>12995161
Well I should count my blessing then, since it seems like I've only got one hater as well. Either way, if Gauf's going to run his greentext I'll wait until he's done to finish mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995144

Depends on who you think that was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995177
No, go ahead and start. I'm going to pre-write a bit here first while I brainstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995165
I wouldn't mind that at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995174
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995178
Someone that would blow up when you namedrop him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995165
Sickened but intrigued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995186

Let's so if it works like poking the sheep in Starcraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995165
Oh jesus fuck burn it alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995165
What kind abomination is this?

I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995183
The latter is simply bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995165
She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995166
3 decently sized greentexts in a single thread is a pretty crazy pace

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995192
Alright, here I go.
Bollocks-s-s-s-s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995094
Chubby girls are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995203
so he's a fast writer
hes providing OC actually instead of 'i want to fuck a holst/anubis/kitsune/etc'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995206
I...
I..

I want to kiss those lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995180
>go ahead and start
Much obliged, then. How's the rest of the thread crowd feel on the end to Anton and Sherry's little adventure? I'd estimate that I have about 4 to 5 posts left

>Brainstorm
Want some help with that? I love bouncing ideas back and forth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995166
Like I said, I don't mind it myself, but if it keeps up indefinitely it will attract haters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995160

>Akaname dentist
>Her favorite part of the job is see her patients look of fear and panic when they see her long tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995208
That they are anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995215
>brainstorming
I'm just trying to decide whether the party Anon is invited to this time is a pool party or just a regular out-back barbecue.
I know how Apphia and Merisia are going to seduce anon, but I'm not sure if the thread wants to see him be fucked in public or private.


>>12995216
Well, my pace SHOULD be slowing here, so we'll see.
It's pretty hard to keep up an average of 4.5 greentexts a day, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find a Lava Golem lost in the snow
>She's barely conscious, lying on her side
>Take her home, put her in front of the fire, give her a blanket and try to warm her up as best you can
>Fall asleep on the couch at some point during the night
>Wake up and feel warm, really warm
>Open your eyes to find you're staring into her's
>She's smiling from ear to ear
>"My hero" she says
>"My husband" she whispers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995206

What'd I do now, or fail to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995222
>pretty hard
I know. I'm surprised you aren't burnt out already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995130
Tits a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995223
>Not putting her in the fire
Shit husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995222
>pool party or barbecue
Why not both? I don't see either Apphia or Merisia doing any cooking, and for a party sized crowd they would probably hire a catering service

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995234
I want to pat her on the head and make her not feel lonely anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995223
Lava Golems actually get clingier and lose their glow when cold or wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995228
>I know. I'm surprised you aren't burnt out already.
It's pretty tiring. Soon, I must rest, but not yet for there is still work left to do.

Chances are good I'll burn out in the next week or so but I hope to get enough then that people will remember me while I take a week or two off writing.

>>12995238
Not a bad idea. Plus, the Deadwood country club almost certainly owns some pools. If not, it should.

[Anonymous No.]

>Soft Monstergirls
>No harem of chubby P'Orcs
>Not having them line their fat asses up just so you can have them wiggle and beg for who gets to get spanked next

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995240
Makes sense. They're scared of losing their heat
Well now I'm depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994441
Sorry, what do those stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995256
Not to mention with Average's 10/10 greentexts along with Alp's great story I love pig pussy even more.

Alp if you're here, thank you for writing that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995234
>skinny
>head too big
>couldn't swat a fly with those wings
>disgusting washboard
>genocidal bitch
>liar
>deceiver of the whole world
>jealous
>those feet
>maker of abominations
>manipulator
>Tries to get her grandson to kill his woman
>Remina
>shitty robe
>look at that belt thing, she probably doesn't even have a vagina

negative google/10 Would not band even with the prospect of having my entire family slaughtered. GG no RE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995263
I, too, would like to give a thanks to Alp for writing that
We have to push P'Orcs for smash

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995269
No we need to push a SoM with P'Orcs story for smash.

[Anonymous No.]

Old thread was very long.
There's going to be stuff missing.
Please only hurt me with light femdom I don't like heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995262

Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995269
>>12995256
>>12995263

P'Orc is love, P'Orc is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995234
Pedogay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995275
>Please only hurt me with light femdom I don't like heavy

WHIPS AND CHAINS COMIN' OUT, ANON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995274
We just got to push something
Just shove it in there. Real hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995284
Did somebody say Paladins? Cause I think someone said Paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995265
That's still a lot less faults and genocides of the whole humanity than christian God

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995275

>Light femdom only

No. Fuck you.

You forced me to post this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995293
Fuck you.

Go play in high speed traffic you turbo nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995292
>defending his "goddess" by comparing her to real life gods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995208
>You will never have a tubby tanuki wife whose very sensative about her weight, unable to lose the weight fully because she's too tired after work to lift or run and because she keeps getting fast food because it's quick/cheap

>She will never proceed to buy every fast food store in the city and instruct them to not sell her food as part of her new diet.

>She will never crash two weeks in, hitting three stores and forcing them to sell to her inspite of her early instruction before binging all afternoon

>She will never tearfully cry to you that night about what she did and how she'll never be thin

Insert saying she's fine as she is end or "alternate workout" end here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995291
Don't worry, I'll delete this soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995293
By sword and fire be purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995293
I still remember that pasta that came of this. That one anon who wished monstergirls would never be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995292

>Christian God
>Implying you don't mean the Jewish God
>Implying the Christian God isn't specifically the Trinity

Haha, fuck Jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995293
This is why we have
Anti-mg isis
Paladins
MGPolice
and NRAC.
FUCK this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994543
I was trying to make a joke...
Didn`t go as well as a imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995318
>>12995311
>>12995307
>>12995295

Guy who wrote the story here.

Oh man, now I gotta do a sequel. I just gotta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995293
Ah, I finally get to use this baseball bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995321
Kill yourself.

I'm being serious here, I literally want you to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995321
>Oh man, now I gotta do a sequel. I just gotta.
Do it, faggot.
Show us why Oomukade is worst girl. Worse than matango!

[TheGreens No.]

>>12994874
>>12994867
>>12994355
Hi I’m TheGreens and recap anon is STILL NOT HERE, he knows too much, and the cult still lives

SOMEBODY DREW ME
Dragon bully a shit
MEAT BICYCLE MY WAIFU
Kikimora cheats on her husband with a vacuum
PLS stahp NRAC
Fuck you alphabet wurm is olev
Bootcamp anon doesn’t understand bullying
>u wil nevar be the nigest of nigs =(
>you will never see the MG track team in bike shorts
Anon is crushed by panties
Seafoam does things
Pantyquest also does things
What MGs run the boards on 4chan?
Lizardman>P’ork.
Seafoam can’t into genetics
Dragonflies
My Kunoichi can’t possibly be this much like FNAF!
MGG engages in platonic love
Anon goes doc frankenstein on his daughter
Sabbath Science Team does god’s work
Drunken hobo fights over paws
We talk about sub hellhounds, gays, and whether or not manticores are tsunderes
A lonely kitsune talks about the statistics of cucking
That one MG edits continues to create abominations
Oniii-cha- NO. SHUT UP.
anon talks to us (possibly out of his ass) about real suffering
If I’m forced to become an alp, I want to be a cheshire so I can keep my penis
I want a pet Caragor
You can never have to many daughters, and ayakashi is a bitch
Snowstorms
Nobody obeys the rules of the MG roll call
WHY DID YOU PICK VALISAVEX
Fedora lizard and MG games
Polt has a new, adoptive sister
Take a harpy, give her a banjo, make her tits three times as big then light her on fire. That’s the new girl
Hellhound... Well let’s just say she really likes that one Katawa Shota game
Anon fucks the Y-snake
Jabberwock is a sore loser
You better deliver on that valerie greentext, faggot
MG periods are more like commas
Why’s she got chips in her sword?
Can alps even be christmas cakes?
More MG golf
Polt’s fur is made of magical titanium
What’s your ideal relationship?
Why does gauf only date evil women?
P’ork a slut
MGR
Let’s talk about vidya
Yandere fox turns out to be shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995321
Noice
More suffering
Add NTR to that and guy forced to raise bastard child

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995293
>Caring what happens to edgemaster MC

Is it fair? No.
But I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995321
You do that and we'll hunt you down
Metaphorically, not literally. Well actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995318
>Anti-mg isis
>Paladins
>MGPolice
>and NRAC.
I really think these "groups" are a blight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995307
Oh look its that Paladin captain that 'accidentally' drank supper concentrated Holstaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995321
I'll have to write some high impact sexual guro to counter your faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

So does anyone know when is going to be release MGQ paradox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995321
No fuck you
I will write a goddamn book about The anti-MG rebellion arming humans and murdering that fucking centipede
>>12995339
Of course you also like that one story, so you have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995333
NTR is both a shit, and a lazy way to write suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995332
Alphabet wurm a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995343
>counter
I don't think that's how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995332
>Jabberwock is a sore loser
When was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995293
He was a faggot anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995350
Your taste a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995340
"Paladin" too, since she forgot how the fuck to get dressed or wear armour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995332
>why does gauf only date evil women?
Why indeed?
Gauf, why are all your girls evil bitches now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995353
Mario party and shittalking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995332
>That one MG edits continues to create abominations
One day, my soul shall be clean again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995307
She looks cute.

I'd like to waifu her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995359
>Implying evil isn't sexy as fuck
I'm Chaotic Good but even I would jump to date an evil chick who loved me and wanted to own me for herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995357
She doesn't need clothes where I'm taking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995368
But she's a icky human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995366
It's okay you made dazzle polt and wurmrunner, so you're cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995234
I love tits, but I adore Ilias so much that I'd D her even when she's tiny.
Goddess is love, Goddess is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995321
write more
plz

haters gon h8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995373
Fine, don't take the ultra-sexy paladin.
It's not like I wouldn't want her purity and dedication.
And cool swords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995373
I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995359
Evil women need love too, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995374
I'm still gonna have to save christmas at least 3 times before my time is up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995379
>purity and dedication.
Everyone knows that paladins are seething balls of repressed lust. They're even worse the kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995382
Bah. Christmas is overrated.
You should hijack the demon world's christmas so all the succubi are given chastity belts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995332
>Snowstorms
... What?


>>12995385
Those vows and crusading doesn't leave a lot of time to get it on.
Why do you think, despite their holy powers, that they are beaten and corrupted so often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995369

I would fuck an evil girl. Not sure what would happen after that. I don't really want to do bad things at all.

Saya's body is tempting though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995381
No they fucking don't

They need to be killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995332
>8 times

Truly, I must reinforce my devotion.

But real life is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995385
For one person, sure.
>>12995388
>Snowstorms
We talked about mittenfags getting bumfucked by lake effect snow for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995356
>retard lover telling anyone their taste is shit

Get in the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995387
A chastitiy belt for every succuslut, a roomba for every kiki.

That's sounds like wholesome family fun, count me in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995369
Well to be fair that's pretty much what Apphia was.
She was just willing to (appear) to blackmail you into fucking her.


>>12995381
Perhaps they should consider not poisoning and blackmailing the people they want to love, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995393
>Beatmania
I never thought a rhythm game would have cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995351
>thinking I care

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995388
That's why people do paladins a favor by making them fall. it's what they truly want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995321
You enjoy causing shitstorms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995398
>Olev hater having shit opinions
Get in the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995406
>thinking I think that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995409
>That's why people do paladins a favor by making them fall. it's what they truly want.
What they truly want is a lovely male paladin to come along, fuck them senseless, and then journey onto victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995414
>thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995409
Go back to your lilim mistress, scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995381
>>12995395
This.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-Oh! Your daughteru wishes to high score DDR to impress a boy, how do you teach her the ways of Dance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995426
Well, there's only one thing to do
Montage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995421
>Think

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never shove Hathorite milk into a Manticore's tailpussy
>You will never lick the grapesnake all over
>You will never force one of the shitty writefaggots in the thread to become gud by hating them so hard that it lobotomizes them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995413
>thinking tards are endearing

I bet you oppose genetic screenings faggot. WURMS A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995395

Not until I hear their side of the story they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995420
Plenty of male paladins are straight, anon.
It's why Valkyries are a thing.

>>12995409
Some of them just want to smite the wicked and uphold righteousness. What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995426
I hate dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995426
I summon the ancient lords of funk by sacrificing my fro and then put on my sparkly suit.

It's time to teach her how to funk, old school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995426
I'll tell her that no DDR nerd is gonna be part of my family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995430
>wurms oppose thinking

Thanks for proving my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995432
I prefer non tard wurms but yknow, whatev

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995426
I tell her to look somewhere else. Any guy that young who cares so much about dancing is gay.

[Anonymous No.]

Gamer anon here...

Is Divinity Original Sin good?

*Horse pussy a shit*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995447
Wrong board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995442
>non tards

How many of those are there? Science wurm, which is honestly not that great since it's just an attempt to defy threadcanon, and that wurm from that one greentext who behaved like the real thing. Damn I liked her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995426
A copious amount of amphetamines. A snake is gonna need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995431
The soft and squishy tail pussy body pillow

Truely Hathor's milk solves all problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995453
Threadcanon is different from actual canon, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995447
This isn't /v/ you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995426
i tell her to get good
if i can beat rhythm games on the hardest setting, she can too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995458
And canon is used SO frequently here, right?

Canon wurms>retard wurms>who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995447
No, also >>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995466
I try to use it all the time.

>>12995426
If an Ushi manages to fuck up DDR, I want nothing to do with her. You've got eight legs!

[Anonymous No.]

Well then, here's hoping I can crank out the last of this story by tonight. For those who need to catch up: http://pastebin.com/MHwv9Khi
And the temporary part 2 paste: http://pastebin.com/X9crDme4

>You can't help but grin at the sight of Morgan's enthusiasm
>Though for as long as you've known her, the wurm had always been upbeat and chipper
>She was probably the best sitter you had when you were younger, too
>Your thoughts briefly drifted down nostalgia lane, remembering the days spent in her garage playing your gameboy and occasionally helping her and her father out with a vehicle
>Which pretty much amounted to you holding a flashlight for them, but hey, what are you going to have a seven year old do?
>You shook your head, bringing yourself back to the present, right as the Wurm slid off the ratty old couch and dusted off her outfit
>"Hey you two! What did Pa say 'bout th' radiatah?" She asked, gesturing to Sherry's car, while Carl unhooked it from the tow truck
>Sherry and you give her the rundown, the wurm nodding now and then in response
>"A hose ain't much ta fix, but if it's cracked like Pa says, yer better off replacing it. I'm sure we can find sumthin' back in th' yard fer ya." She replied, and gestured back to the couch, "Make yerselves comfy, ya' ain't really goin' anywhere til she's fixed. Beer fridge is open too!"
>You try to mention to the wurm that neither you or Sherry are 21, but she simply scoffs and waves her claw dismissively
>"Yer folks won't care, yer not drivin' and yer in good company!" Morgan replied, and slithered off to talk with her father
>You glance at Sherry, who merely shrugs, before walking to the fridge
>The oni reaches in, and pulls out two yellow cans, as you make your way to the couch and sit down
>Sherry immediately sits on your lap, and not-so-subtly grinded against you
>"At least it's nice and cozy here, huh?" The oni asks, glancing over her shoulder to give you a playful grin

[Anonymous No.]

Gandharva everybody! She's pretty amazing I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995434
It when they are used as pawns by the Order to kill monsters that just want to be loved. Sure there might be the occasional mega-rapists and evil warlords, but most of their time is spent attacking husbands and wives because the Order demands it. I'm are may of them think they're doing the right thing, but as long as they are controlled by their superiors, they'll never find true justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995410
Absolutely. Suffering is a wonderful genre.

I write other stuff too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
>scent fetish monster
Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995484
B-but I wanted you to finish that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
She's a true hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995462
But it is is full of /v/irgins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995484
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
Still the best harpy I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995499
>>>/v/

Go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995499
Careful with that joke, it's an antique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995479
Awesome, i was looking to to this.
>>12995481
>Fragrances
I fucking love scents, especially the flowery ones, or the scents that emulate firewood and cinnamon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
>Guardian of maidens
>Works with the Goddess of love
I'm hiring her for my Hathorite wedding. They defiantly just shot up in my favorites list.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, It's a full moon tonight, are you busy?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995492

Yeaaah, I might do that too. I pretty much got the ideas, but it's putting them in text that's the hard part.

>>12995500

I also made that one Tanuki greentext. You know the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995524
Yes I'm busy. So scram, furball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995524
I dig women with tattoos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995524
Why am I outside, who are you, why am I not in my full moon bunker?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995484
There's suffering and there turning everyone into a Space Marine.

I loved your Danuki story, but you're a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995524
Not particularly....

>>12995541
Ah, I remember requesting that. What a rush!

[Anonymous No.]

Could Johnny Bravo pick up a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is someone image-dumping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
So dark matter/siren 2.0. Swell.

>makes women give off impressions of purity

And saint of whores.

What does /mgg/ think about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995510
> joke

It wasn`t a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995536

>That simple, clean, wholesome Oomukade story is enough to make Space Marines

You don't even know.

It's yet to begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995548
Because fluffyfags are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995548
At this point, I think the guy just wants to see if someone complains.

>>12995547
Any of the ditzy/gentle/devoted ones. His luck, he'd end up with an ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995547
No, sorry man but the universe is clear that he must never get laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995553
[Desire To Know More Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995534
CCC translation never
Guy who started translation dropped it in may already
I only heard about it yesterday ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

You're hanging up the washing when the monstergirl of your preference rockets out of the sky and lands on you like she's a harem protagonist. Her vocabulary in its entirety consists of three words.

>Husband
>Ara Ara
>Ufufu

How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
I love it.
>High level Bard
>scent control
>guardian of maidens
>turned a war into an orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995569
>"Learn to speak, retard."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995569
Grab her by the hand and head to the library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994754
>not enough love

Even though she wins every single poll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995569
Freak the fuck out and call the cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995553
You're gonna continue it or you have something else in the wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995547
Not a decent one. He's stuck with the bapho next door, little suzy, even though he thinks loli a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995565

Just know that it involves drug addiction, bullying, and gang rape.

Slight NTR, but aimed at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995573
>turned a war into an orgy
I close my eyes, tell us why must we suffer
Release your hands, for your will drags us under

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995569
Ask her what the fuck she's on about, then make myself a fry up and angrily rage about the English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995586

Probably continue it. Got it all mapped out, just gotta put it into words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FotCW5OIFZc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
> PRESERVES the chastity of maidens
This is not the MGE I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995569
Take her home and engage in the making of offspring of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995597
>bullying

Alp bullying or bitchboy bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995599
Hey now, that doesn't imply swinging, it just means lots and lots of couples having public sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995597
MORE SUFFERING
MOOOOOORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995607
Mostly because you didn't actually bother to read to the end.
MGE was always about waifus and happy couples finding together

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995614

Bullying directed at her because even with a guy she's still pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995615
Huh? That wasn't what I referencing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995597
Is that wasp girl going to be a part of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995607
Says it makes women who wear the stuff give off an impression of purity, who better to rape than a "virgin?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995624
There's always someone erroneously complaining that the spontaneous MG orgies are implying husband/wife swapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995628

What wasp girl? But no, no wasp.

There's a shark tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995597

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995633
It was a minor thing from the original, you said her friend came out of the crowd and that she was a wasp girl or something.

[Anonymous No.]

So it looks like the Russians want an obscene amount of war reparations from Germany for that world war they fought against them. That sounds like a reasonable idea and I'm sure it can't backfire in any way. The historical record is full of instances of defeated nations, specifically Germany, being saddled with a large debt load by the victor, without any negative events occurring as a result.

On a completely different and unrelated issue; what MG do you marry to help you and your family survive World War Three?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995623
He gon get stolen ain't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995632
Goddammit anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b96rrbo-_Ik

[Anonymous No.]

You walk in to your monster daughteru or waifu doing this. What do?
http://a.pomf.se/uljymh.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
>stands in the way of battle

No Sir, I Don't Like It.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995638
Don't bother, NTRfags have shit these threads up for weeks now.

I blame that faggot Jawf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995651
Is he still writing that story? Or did he leave cause he got shunned everytime he posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995647
I make her do it again with me watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995641
Glacies.

We'd initiate an icy stasis and go dormant for two millennia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995653
What do you think?

He's gonna keep writing it so he can get a chuckle out of being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995640

Oh yeah. No, she probably won't be involved. Just a 'white knight'.

No hope. Only bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994483
I re-read the entire story while I waited. God Minte has a good arc.
So it's finally starting up then? I don't suppose you can spoil us and reveal when the whole "Castlevania-esque" territory is going to be relevant, along with complimentary wight(ch.48). I do love undead MG's, if only for the always amusing conundrum of a sexy skeleton, although I'm slightly spooked since that's where another great writefag quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995647
Film it. Save it for when i need a weapon stronger than any sword or ballistics based weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

MGC Central Admin would like to remind all single males that tonight is the full moon!

But do not despair, we have something special lined up here at the entertainment complex.
Head on down tonight for a special evening of adventure and excitement, and we guarantee you a night you shall never forget.
So don't stay home locked up scared. get in your car and...............

We apologize for this broadcast, one of the usually nicer and calmer MGS got ahold of this system and used it to make a personal announcement, please disregard it.

Full moon guys.
Stay home, be safe,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995651
There is nothing wrong with NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995657
You know what would be great? If the gangrape included psychological bullshittery. Like if every one gangraping the dude did it because they were convinced it would be for his own good, because they were tying to save him from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995641
I have my Wurmfu dig us out the king of all underground shelters, with geothermal, water purifiers, and artificial greenhouses to grow our own food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995453
what greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995663
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995663

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995647
Join in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995663
Bait harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995663
Hello bait-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995524
Been a while since I've seen this immage. Last time was on the de-lolification cake kitsune. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995673
It was done in the style of song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995667
>because they were tying to save him from her.

>Monstergirls
>Having good intentions in this scenario

Pffffhahahahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995663
Eat shit and die.

[Anonymous No.]

Well anon. You've done it now

An old gypsie has cursed you after you ate her sandwich and now you can only get married by one of two girls.

One is your favorite MG with your favorite personality (onee-sama, imotou, himedere, etc) but has you LEAST favorite body type (mountain o' muscle, ham planet, Oppai-Loli)

The other is your least favorite MG with your least favorite personality but has your most favorite body

What are your choices and who do you pick?

Anorexic, Light Yan dragon for me vs a Heavy tsundere Beelzebub

I go dragon, even if she is just skin and bones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995682
>Filename
Ivalice doesn't exist though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685

Favorite MG with favorite personality.

My preferences for body-type are so negligible it's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
>Oppai-Loli Onee-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995479
>You wrap your arms around Sherry's waist, pulling her tighter against yourself
>You then worm your hands just under the edge of her shirt, your fingers teasingly tracing her smooth but firm stomach, just above the top of her skinny jeans
>It could always be comfier, you tease with a grin of your own
>The oni simply grinds back harder, and you hear her open the two cans of beer, one finding it's way into your hand
>"And just how comfy do you want to be?~" Sherry replies with a purr, before sipping from the can
>A thought crosses your mind and you smirk
>It would ruin the mood for now, but the potential pay off later on would be worth it
>Well, you could always be a bit cooler, you reply
>"What?" Sherry mutters, and you quickly lift her shirt up, pressing the cold can against her exposed belly while doing your best to keep her in your lap
>"GAAH! Fucking hell, Anton!?" She yells out in shock, bucking against you
>You hold on as tight as you can, but the Oni's strength is too much, and she breaks away from your grasp, and stands up
>You give her your best innocent look, and shrug
>How else are you going to get her to buck and bounce on your lap?
>Sherry tries to maintain her annoyed look, but with that comment her facade slowly breaks, and laughs
>"Well Anton, we could always find out later~" she replies, and sits back down next to you
>Without hesitation you shift around, resting your head on the oni's lap to stare up at her
>Or at least attempt to, her sizable bust somewhat blocks your view
>Sherry simply lets out a soft laugh, her free hand running through your hair
>You could definitely get used to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
How about I suplex the gypsie? Will that solve everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
Health, yandere Ushi-Oni versus deredere muscle anubis.

Ushi-Oni it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
And you can't change their body type after you pick.

Not even with CC cakes, Hathor's milk, or Loli cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995647
>Ushi doing this
I honestly don't know how to react

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995682
That's what would make it great though. If all the horrific shit they did were in the name of good intentions. you can't even blame them, they're just doing what they think is right. There is nothing but suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995698
The Oni is an incredible cocktease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995702
You're going to get the mega curse, cud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995702
yeah that didnt work for my ancestors and family gypsie curses ain't fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995705
She's just trying to figure out how to dance with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995710
Ok, now she's asking for a leg drop.

>>12995713
Well, thell your ancestors to git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995702
Nyet, she just alps you and leaves if you try

>>12995695
Your taste is strange but magical

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995705
She's a jumping spider ushi
She's marking her territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
At last, a bard for my Monster Girl adventuring party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
Oh god. I don't know if I could handle a deviantart-tier inflation fetishtic Anubis that can't slim down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995720
How could she even do that? Gypsies aren't that high tier.

I smell some bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Favorite body-type isn't 'Hroz'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995720
>Your taste is strange but magical
Thanks man, while I don't mind being the little spoon. The thought of making a busty shortstack with a Onee-sans personality the little spoon is appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
>NTR preventing perfume

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995707
I'll blame whoever I want.

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995729
I wish his work got translated more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995729
i wish to motorboat them titties
>mbmbmbmbmbrbrbrbrbr

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995733
Donte get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995729
The Demon Lord is probably Hroz's most "yandere" girl, and even then she's pretty vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995733
that's because you're a filthy man-child, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995728
Gypsie Magic man, I don't gotta explain shit!

>>12995723 How big we talking anon? Surely you could overlook a pound or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995730
I find this thought incredibly disturbing because she sounds exactly like my mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995729
I almost feel sorry for that adventurer.

Almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995675
But this explanation is shit
Most actual NTR doujin remain unnoticed. People rage about original work like Otomedori or MTSP
Why are they raging about if it's original grill they never seen before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
I choose my favorite monster girl with my favorite personality flavor and least favorite body type because my waifu can cheat in this scenario.

Pettanko slime waifu with genki personality. If she wants to become my favorite body type then all she has to do is change her form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995741
So I'm not allowed to blame some fucking psychos because they think they're doing the right thing?

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995744

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995749
Do you blame a bird for crying?
Do you blame a snake for biting?
Do you blame psychos for psychosising?

They can't help it. It's whats in their nature. Just like I can't "blame" you for being a manchild.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully Sphinx-chan.

Mostly with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
>Loli apophis nee-san vs thick/healthy matango heavy tsundere

I'll stay with the apophis thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Evening, /mgt/. I started doing a thing with a paladin MC, feel free to comment.

http://pastebin.com/R9pVjyhw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995206
>Those Lips
>.less' Hot Spring Pic
These are things that make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
Eh, I'll take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995756
I have no idea if this is going to be shit but godspeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
>Tsun himedere Roper/vanilla succubus

I kill her or she kills me, there is no other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995746
The real reason is that a lot of anons use all this as escapism. The last thing they want to be reminded of is the existence of girls who would actually commit the act out of malice or through lack of virtue.

The only people who enjoy NTR are one of three types.

1) Those who hate women and get off on seeing them dragged through the mud or striped of their humanity and/or dignity

2) Masochists who get off on being hurt emotionally.

3) Those who wish to be the little girl and get fucked senseless and stupid.

Keeping the PD out of 2D and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995765
Dat curvy and thick Hroz Oni body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995756
>Humans AND Monstergirls teaming up for the greater good.
This makes me feel fuzzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995768
I have a confession
I sometimes read ntr and insert as the guy doing the stealing
I feel terrible after
but my dick feels so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
>Scent Fetish Harpy
>Music makes people all Love-Love
>NTR preventing Perfume

There is nothing about this that is not fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995765
Translation when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995746
Anon, some people here think being alone in a room with a guy not her boyfriend is NTR. Take that as you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995756
On the one hand I dislike paladin stories and on the other hand I love dystopian futures stories. I think I'll need to read more to be able to decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995779
never, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995206
I... I want to feel those lips on my mouth. Or my dick. Either or, I'm not picky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995778
There is no NTR in the MGE though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995599
>Turning the Battle of Carteneau into a love-fest
>Bahamut descends upon the field, not to spread fire and destruction, but to find a Husbando to ravage
Wouldn't that be something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995742
>a pound or two
You are severely underestimating DeviantArt.
For the sake of the curse though, I'm going to limit bodies to those that are actually attainable in this realm of logic, to which I only have two words: Armpit Hair. I could see it happening if she keeps it fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995768

Or people who like netori. Or simply like suffering. Or hate the dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995787
>What are human customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995778
if all else fails, you can call her for IT support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995792
She probably would.

She's gonna be heavy, not a slob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995791
Would Louisoix be a GMILF?
>>12995795
Oh wait, I forgot about that. Going by the Shirohebi's profile and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995332
>u wil nevar be the nigest of nigs

It's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995768
>1) Those who hate women and get off on seeing them dragged through the mud or striped of their humanity and/or dignity
Guilty
Though I also enjoy MC's tears and suffering if he is around

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995768
You forgot the assholes who self-insert as the Ultra-Alpha rapists and wife-stealers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995787
Having multiple partners is NTR. A girl having sex before meeting her husband is NTR.

Baphomet
Kejouro
Kehpri
Bicorn
Liliraune

To name a few.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995802
FUCK YOU DAMNIT I'M SAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995801
>Would Louisoix be a GMILF?
I'd rather not contemplate this.

I just want to try and seduce a sleepy, bitter Bahamut-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Dragon girls brought peace to generic fantasy world A-Z?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995804
It's only natural. Such as rules of nature
Alpha fucks beta bux

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995804
I am that asshole. Cry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995647
I can't stop watching this webm, and now I'm imagining it with a Holstaur teenager. I really want to know what this is from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995806
>Kehpri
They're more of a hive-mind than anything.
Nobody cares about them either. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995810
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995804
well I do feel bad about it at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995806
>name a few
You would be better to name the ones who don't have sex before marriage
It's only an 8~ girl list

All others mg ride a thousand of dicks before marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995815
Suffering: The Anime
Shirobako

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995817
I do. She's my favorite dessert girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995810
That's a big bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995820
Wut.
The world guide setting specifically say that MGs get really, really attached to whoever they have sex with.
It's stupid, but canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995823
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995810
What does Dragon Claus have in her sack?

Is it the burnt remains of my village that she burned down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995820
>>12995820
>No sex before marriage
Unicorn
Manticore
The elementals

Who else?

[Anonymous No.]

So this is monster girl ntr general right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995834
Dark Priest potentially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995834
Ushi-Oni technically has sex before marriage but it's going to be her husband because he can't get away.
Most of the trapping ones are similar, Sandworm, Alraune, Hellhound, Etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995831
It's a sack of baby Wurms, Ryus, Wyverns, Jabberwocks, and Dragons with animal ears and tail taped on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995831
Actually, it's santa wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995806
Isn't NTR having sex and rubbing it in the other dude/dudettes face? Don't think there's been an MG that has done this kind of shit http://exhentai.org/s/9064fe6576/530560-9
nor could I imagine an MG doing something quite this monstrous to someone that adores her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995835
You betcha.

>>12995837
True. Who's the last one? Arachnee? With the giving of clothes ritual thing right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995806
>Having multiple partners is NTR. A girl having sex before meeting her husband is NTR.
The fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995834
The one who are kuudere before sex

Mantis
Lizard
Salamander
Glacies
Fire Mouse
Jinko

Yandere Shirohebi is only have sex after finding "true" love

Sea Bishop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995806
>Having sex before marriage = NTR
But that's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995835
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
Hamplanet Classy wight vs Yandere fit devil bug.

Wight, no contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995856
Don't reply to bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995835
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

You'd cuddlebug with MGK's Khepri in her white sleeping bag, right?
You'll notice the joke here, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995846
It's not required, stealing the other person's heart/enslaving their body is what matters, even if the cuck is unaware.

>>12995849
I'm just parroting the hypersensitive people who think those are NTR.

>>12995852
>Lizardman
>Hinemizu
>kuu

NIGGA U WOT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995862
I'm trying Anon, I really am
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995852
>salamander
>kuu

Again, YOU WOT?

>>12995853
See >>12995864

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995864
Eh, I meant uninterested in sex before the guy defeat them and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995862
Cocoon correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995835
Join us, citizen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995867
>>12995870
Khepri = beetle/scarab
young beetle = grub
Grubs are white, have long bodies, and a visible head. Now, imagine a young Khepri, in a sleeping bag, with only her head/face poking out.
Google beetle grubs if you still don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995864
>cuck
the hell is a cuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995861
>>12995873
You can stop now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481

I wonder how she would react upon coming across a deaf man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995876
The new sick meme from /pol/, /tv/, and /v/

[Anonymous No.]

So are the ntrfags pushing their shit-tier fetish again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995879
>I wonder how she would react upon coming across a deaf man.
Probably try extra hard to romance him, get him to understand the joys of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995874
Ah, I get it now. She'd look like beetle larvae
Clever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995879
She leaves and finds a different man because he can't cater to her tastes you fucking twit,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995874
Nah, I see what your going for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995882
It's one guy baiting as always.

[Anonymous No.]

All this 2deep4you talk...

Can we go back to snake tits and shit?
>Anon hating girl

Whelp shit this must be new

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995885
Now imagine Loen drawing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995869
Lizardman and Salamander are not "uninterested" in sex though, that's mantis and jinko, until their first heat. Hinemizu is the one more about fighting than sex, correct.

And then anon remembers that this is bullshit of sorts because all monsters want to have sex, even unicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995882
Because you touch yourself at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995876
I'm an a/sp/ie so it literally means nothing anymore.

Nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuPh-pMnH6w

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995889
Nah, they are at least 2 other guys besides me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995891
You say something? I must've passed out
Felt like my heart just stopped for a moment. Like some sort of heart attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995778
>When she uses it, she gets whatever man she wants
>Preventing
I mean not that it happens anyway because waifu hugbox but really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995876
A man whose wife/lover/girlfriend is unfaithful, whether or not he is aware of this. The opposite is cuckquean .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995890
Sure anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995879
Deaf people can still feel vibrations. If she trys hard enough she could get him to hear her song, albeit a bit differently.
I might be confusing different ailments, but can't deaf people attend concerts and use balloons to "hear" the vibrations in the air caused by the music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995876
It comes from cuckold, like many other words it gets misused a lot on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995906
Didn't we come here to get AWAY from 3d women? Why are we simulating them in a 2d universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995897
>You are supposed to run away from Pyramid Head
If Pyramid Head looked like that, running is an afterthought

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995890
>Anon hating girl

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995901
Now imagine her at a slumber party with Pharaoh and Anubis' fathers shooting at Jimmy with automatic rifles while he dances out of the shots, and just sitting there, V smiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995914
Because fetishes.

I don't like the "rub it in their face" NTR unless it's revenge. But fuck the dense and the cowardly little shits that won't make a move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995897
PYRAMID HEAD-SAN WANTS MY DICK.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995918
I think I need to sit down. My heart isn't beating properly
I think. I think I should call the ambulance. Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995916
There is a anon who enjoys ntr because he hates girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995897
Why do you this to me? PH isn't supposed to be hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995925
An Anon, Anon
An Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995825
They can (and often do) get attached, they don't always. It varies by race and individual though. The world guide explained a general mechanism for how random assaults can turn into life time bonds but never said how often it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995925
God that's childish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995923
Now imagine her mother and father telling her she needs to grow up and stop residing in that sleeping bad at 16

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995907
I want to build something inside that monster girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995922
YFW she has a tongue longer than akaname.

>>12995925
So he likes male NTR? Or the type where the woman is broken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995929
Hugbox. My guess is frequently, since the DL has expressed a desire for monogamous relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995934
And now you ruined it
On the plus side, heart's beating normally

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995920
>But fuck the dense and the cowardly little shits that won't make a move.
That's a funny point, I've seen doujins tagged NTR but they're from shitty harem shows where purityfags demand no relationship develop fucking ever, so it's more "not with the faggot MC" than "NTR".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995928
Sorry engrish not my native language

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995946
It's fine. I mostly did that to bug people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995941
Now imagine yourself cuddlebugging with her despite what her parents told her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995929
>Tiny hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995825
No always, many entries state that it happens IF she takes a fancy to the man. NTR is not allowed, sleeping around is. Read baphomet's entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995938
>So he likes male NTR? Or the type where the woman is broken?

He said he enjoys the second I mean I like MG but this is something else

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995951
Wait hold on a minute, how did I get in this hospital?
A heart attack? Again? So this is the true power of age

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995929
Every goddamn day during my vacation to the capital of the Kitsune Empire, these faggot foxes with their smug looks, curvy bodies and fluffy tails try to seduce me.

I should have gone on a Ski holiday, learn how to snowboard from a Yeti instructor. I could be sharing a glass of champagne with a polite Yuki-Onna, but no.

Lewd foxes all day erryday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995966
Why won't you fuck a fox, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995914
We are here just to suffer
Everyday I feel my legs, my arms, my fingers won't stop hurting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995966
One man's trash is another man's treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995966
There's nothing wrong with letting a fox seduce you anon. What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995968
You may want to talk to a physician.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995968
Then fucking kill yourself fucktard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995966
Well, that was your fault
Not getting any sympathy from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995961
Now imagine gently and sensually caressing her supple and petite body, and her face blushing. You start out with caressing non lewd places, but eventually move onto her perky breasts and sexy bum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995967
I just don't trust them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995968
Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995939
>the DL has expressed a desire for monogamous relationships

[citation needed]

Also

Bicorn
Queen Slime
Black Harpies*
Red Onis
Dark Elves
Werewolves
Khepri
Beelzebub
Devil Bug
Honey bee
Hornet
Ant arachnee

Apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995929
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Her hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995980
Now nurse, that is, indeed, not a boner
That is just a pen. A fat pen. Multiple pens!
I work in an office

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995984
The vast majority of monsters are monogamous, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995939
>the queen of succusluts
>monogamous
Good joke, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995939
>>12995984
The DL snoo snoos with the hero sent to kill her and they are now married. That's where the lilims come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995986
More like her waist and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995991
Newfag or baiting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995967
>Why won't you fuck a fox, anon?

Because I`m not a dirty furry I like dead children

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate you people.

I wish I could forget monster girls and this shitty thread existed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995982
Can't a fox try to bed a human without being accused of having a sinister motive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995991
Somehow, she's monogamous. She's not sleeping around, she's married and she has ONE (singular) husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995954
Lamia is the most 3DPD one
>can fuck a whole city before finding a guy
>but when she finds a guy he like he CAN'T have sex with others or he is kill
>regardless of whether he likes her or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995994
Some fuck up body

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996002
Take a break, Anon. Come back in a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995998
Look at this guy.

Answering questions meant for other people.

Go adopt a nice Zombie daughteru I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996002
Cry some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995989
My point is that monogamous relationships being the rule is wrong, as the many examples I presented deconfirm that. Also, a guy who already has a wife can still be fucked by another MG, don't make me get the citation, I'm tired of this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996012
>My point is that monogamous relationships being the rule is wrong
When the vast majority of monsters are monogamous, non-monogamous relationships are an exception to that rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996003
No, they can only be convinced with dicking, fried tofu and fluffy tail brushing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996008
I was talking about 3d dead children...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995988
>She squirms and wriggles from your touch while letting out a small, cute moan
>Soon she grabs your hand and lead it towards her hot and beetle juice leaking love hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996012
>don't make me get the citation
Do it faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996012
You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995698
>Sherry and you continued to lightly tease and flirt with each other, while watching Morgan push the oni's car into the garage with ease
>The teasing eventually included comparing Sherry to the Playboy Dragon pin-ups Carl had around the garage
>That man made it quite clear what he liked, you silently mused, before pointing out that Miss July was a bit lacking compared to the oni
>You emphasized your point with a gentle poke at the bottom of Sherry's breast
>"What, are you trying to say I'm too much woman for you?~" she replied, and poked your stomach, "And what are you gonna do about this pudge, hmm? You could try to look like him!"
>The oni was pointing at one of Morgan's posters, with a burly male model in flannel wielding an axe
>You just roll your eyes and poke Sherry's chest again
>Well I wouldn't be the guy you like if I did that, now would I?
>Sherry laughs again, her finger lightly tracing patterns on your stomach
>"That's true, you're pretty adorable the way you are now," she replied, and poked your belly again, "And I actually like your pudge, it gives me something to grab on to~"
>You chuckle back, and stop suddenly when you feel your phone buzz in your pocket
>At the same time, you hear the Oni's phone go off
>With an awkward shuffle the two of you manage to get your phones out, and tap at the screen to view the text message
>'Hey honey! Your dad and I are drinking and playing cards with Sam and Ricky, so we won't be home tonight!'
>"Huh, my mom said your parents are crashing at my house tonight." Sherry replied
>I guess that means we have my house to ourse-
>Realization dawns on both of you, and you quickly sit up, turning to stare at Sherry
>She stares back, eyes wide, and bites her bottom lip
>The two of you continue to stare for a few moments, when you hear Morgan clear her throat, and turn towards her
>"Ya know, th' longah you two sit there gawkin' at each otha, th' less time ya get ta fuck." The wurm said frankly, lighting a cigarette

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995954
Wrong, MONSTERS can't NTR their husbands, but nothing is stopping a guy from raping a MG that's already married. Except xenophobia in what passes for the west in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996022
Excuse me nurse but I must use the washroom really quick
What? No I don't need your help! I had a heart attack, not a stroke!
I-I'll just be a few minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995984
>>12995991
>>12996012
>>12996026
Citation fucking needed for all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996026
Men become addicted to the monster's mana signature just as she becomes addicted to his.

Nice try though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996015
This is more correct than saying polyamorous relationships are not a thing.There is no "rule" faggot.

>>12996023

>Monsters can sense when a man is strongly stained with “demonic energy” or a monster's scent, and they can tell that that man is a “monster's husband” and whose husband he is. Among monsters, there is an implicit understanding that when a human man is already another monster's husband, he belongs to that monster, and they shouldn't assault him at random, so men who have become a monster's husband basically don't get assaulted by monsters. However, in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man, or in the case of races that are fundamentally polygamous, that's not necessarily true.

>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk spirit energy from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of spirit energy, everyday switching off, or perhaps doing all of them at the same time.

>>12996024
About?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996026
Other than the fact that she canonically gets no pleasure out of it, and many are much, much stronger than humans?

[Anonymous No.]

God this thread is shittier than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996025
Oh yeah, I'm going to need two boxes for this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996015
Indeed, for most monster girls monogamy is the rule. However there are some races where they pretty much always form harems with a single husband.

And of course while most monsters will respect the scent/energy that shows a man has been claimed, if a monster girl falls in love with a married man (this can happen without having sex with him, but doesn't appear to be common) then she won't let his status stop her from taking him by force. Monster girls understand this attachment where a monster girl comes to see a man as her "husband" can't be broken, so they will share him or compete for him as fellow wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996026
>Man's monster waifu is raped and mentally broken by foreigners in another country while she was visiting
>They mind break her, humiliate her, and even go as far as tattoo and pierce her
>Husband finds out about this, snaps, and goes on a giant conquest to get her back and get revenge
>Villages are burnt to the ground
>Innocents are slaughtered
>All who stand before him will suffer
>In the end he gets his waifu back and establishes a new country on the scorched remains of the previous one
>He spends the rest of his live feared by everyone as a demon king while he does his best to take care of his waifu, who can no longer do it herself after what happened to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996044
That's what happens when you don't shut the NTR fags up immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996054
>caring for broken goods

What a retard, also fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996054
Doesn't work.
She doesn't get any pleasure from it and monsters are, generally speaking, much more competent in combat than humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996032
Read the entries listed faggot. I put a mark next to black harpies because the older entry confirmed "communal husbands" but the current one threw that out.

See >>12996039

And monsters don't NTR, how do you not know this, you want the citation for that?

>>12996040
>and many are much, much stronger than humans?
>this means invincible

Anon pls.

And if you used your brain as much as you do your mouth you could have surmised I meant a guy not married, not stained by Mamono Mana, raping some guy's MG wife because reasons.

>>12996057
>>12996044

I finally get to say this

>Stop liking what I don't like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996054
>Wife lets all that happen to her
>He still wants her
Maximum overcuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995876
>>12995906
Actually, a genuine cuckold is aware, and gets off on it.

Yes, it's weird.
No, I don't understand it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996063
>allowing ntr faggots in

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>And if you used your brain as much as you do your mouth you could have surmised I meant a guy not married, not stained by Mamono Mana, raping some guy's MG wife because reasons.

Meant for >>12996036

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996063
>raping some guy's MG wife because reasons.
Still wouldn't work for the purposes of your fetish. She wouldn't enjoy it in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996063
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996028
>You slowly finger her warm, slippery hole and her clit
>Her little motion you make causes her to moan and jerk in response
>In little time at all she cums
>The inside of the sleeping bag reeks of her sexual fluids
>You then pull out your diamond breaking dick and place it between her thighs, getting ready for intercrural

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996069
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996063
You can go fuck yourself if you support to allow NTR here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996063
>wanting NTR to be a part of the thread
Please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996078
Nurse! There seems to me a shortage of toilet paper!
What? There was a whole roll in here? N-No there wasn't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996065
>lets it happen
>rape
Update your dictionary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996063
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996063

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996075
>implying her enjoyment is the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996094
Well yeah, the majority of the NTR fetish seems to be 'oh look i'm better at this than you are, your wife is mine now because she can't resist muh dik'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996082
Nobody fucking wants you here.

Why are you here if nobody wants you around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995806
>A girl having sex before meeting her husband is NTR
>Ironic NTR posting
But what if the guy still had feelings for her and thought he had a chance before she went for you. Isn't that still NTR, but with you on the winning side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996101
Still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996063
>And monsters don't NTR, how do you not know this, you want the citation for that?
Given >>12996039 it falls into "it's possible if you want it but I won't publicly condone it" just like "maybe there could be a potion for futa", because he's not stupid and wants to pander to as many people positively for that lonely otaku support. It's the same as why you never see relationships go anywhere, it upsets the purityfags, murders sales and creator credibility.

Waifus are serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996103
>winning side
In NTR, there are no winners.
The man who 'loses' the girl gets his girl stolen.
The other man gets a slut who doesn't love him.
The woman is a bitch now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996103
No, that's unrequited love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995534

>you will never summon Tamamo-no-mae for the grail wars and win your way up simply by being smarter than the other magi

>CCC will never be translated/localized

>you'll never witness Amaterasu in all her lewd glory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996094
How are you going to rape someone is few times more powerful than you and also has magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996107
Agreed. All I'm saying is that raping a married MG just seems like a quick way to get an incredibly powerful being, comparatively speaking, mad at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996063
get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996115
Don't bother, NTRfags are as dumb as niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996103
It's not NTR but disgusting used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996115
He probably tames hellhounds in his spare time.

Yeah, I went there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995647
I die. Christ, who is that VA? That whispervoice makes my heartboner pure osmium. I want her to wisper reassuring things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996124
Don't forget the minefield he has set up around his house.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, would your mg waifu enjoy opera? If so, which one is her favorite.

There are no wrong answers.

>Inb4 Carmen a shit

[Anonymous No.]

So who is going to win the harem in musume?

My bet is for worst girl
Snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996129
Of course she would. She's a wight.
She's a bigger fan of theatre, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996125
Yoshimura Haruka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996129
Opera is shit.

Fuck off you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996132
Nobody will win

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996132
EMG a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996077
This makes no sense.

>>12996102
You think I give two fucks why?

>>12996121
>>12996083
>>1299610
>>12996087
>>12996090
>>12996093
I'm not even pro NTR, since one of the hallmarks of MG are absolute loyalty to their husbands, I'm just arguing a few points.

Seriously, you guys are proving >>12995675
right.

Also, NO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996138
Whatever happens we lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996088
>You gently thust your dick between her soft and lovely thighs
>Your dick gets a large coating of her love juices with each thrust, making it easier and more pleasurable
>Each thrust makes an overly lewd and erotic sound
>After a few minutes, you feel the urge to cum rising in the back of your mind
>Now you've gone from a gentle pace to a furious one
>Khepri's cute moans turn completely lewd and sultry as you violently molest the entrance of her vagina with your dick
>Finally, you come
>HARD
>Your steamy and thick goo shoots out and covers the inside of Khepri's thighs and a good portion of her sleeping bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996142
>straight up breaking thread rules
Okay, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996128
>protecting your house from liver eating monster is bad
Oh boy, here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996132
>My bet is for worst girl
>Snake
Them's fighting words

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996148
It was Ushi-Oni, if I recall.
Also he had explosive bullets and was dosed up on amphetamines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996132
Everyone
No one
Probably no one to be safe.
Any other option and he may as well kill himself as far as the backlash. Not that it'd get past the publishers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996142
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995853
>>12996103
See >>12995864

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996142
>just arguing a few points
You're shitposting
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996154
It was kumiho who you found in your room at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996142

I'm not sure why that screencap was posted in the first place. It isn't screencap worthy and the logic is flawed. If you want to prove something you don't make a screencap of an obvious strawman.

I don't even care if you stay or go, but it's a shit argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996161
Yeah, and that's not who the minefield was about, so i'm not sure why you're going to that kumiho thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996147
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996164
I thought it was minefield against kumihos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996142
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996142
>>12996093
>reaction images
Fuck off.

>>12996161
>>12996166
>>12996167
He's right. Daleanon was setting up a minefield to warn off Ushi-Oni... somehow.... That was around seven threads ago.

No, the kumiho thing was to just shoot her right in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996161
Yeah no fuck that.

I'd throw that bitch out at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996172
If I recall, the scenario was that she was sobbing on your bed because she loves you, and anon's response was to just shoot her right in the face and claim moral victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996146
Nurse I advise that you don't go into the washroom. For your mental safety. Plus, you're not a janitor
No, I didn't make a mess, thank you. I just. Just don't
What? A nose bleed? Ignore it. It's just ketchup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996142
NTR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995685
>Fat Love obsessed crow tengu vs CC perpetual cunt devil.

at least I can work out with the tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996175
I'd pistol whip her and throw her ass outside, then proceed to call the cops.

If she tries to get back in she's getting shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996170

That was actually the second time we had the whole 'you can/can't kill ushi-oni' argument. Might have even been the same dude, who knows.

It was unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996186
>pistolwhipping a canonical yandere nine-tailed fox
That is going to go... extremely poorly for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996177
>The two of you cuddle together in the soiled sleeping bag
>You gently kiss the back of her neck before asking if she's ready for round two
>"But there won't be a round two because the person doing this hates doing smut and is running out of alcohol!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996175
It was unknown grill who broke in your house at night with unknown motives
I would blow her head off immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people that don't want to be cuddle raped in this thread right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996142
>Arguing on the internet for things you supposedly don't even like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996189
I found Gauf's story about that whole thing hilarious. Guess I'm in the minority.

Anyway, there's at least one guy who really, really hates spidercows enough to have set up a minefield around his house already just in case they become real.
>>12996193
>OWtheEDGE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996191
I'd still do it.

Bitch deserves it for breaking into my fucking home while I am sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996147
Talking about NTR breaks no rules. If you mean "muh feelings" well those don't matter either.

>>12996159
I'm discussing the finer points of the conditions placed on the setting, if you don't lIke it, keep scrolling.


>>12996156
>>12996159
>>12996169
I won't. The fuck you gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996193
Dull that edge, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996197
Okay, enjoy having your mind split open while she controls you into loving her because you just had to fight her.
>>12996199
He's talking about using reaction images, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996199
Fuck off.

Your fetish is for niggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996195
I never said I disliked it, I just don't hate it or sperg out about it. Is that strange?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996196
>not protecting your life and house from unknown people
Enjoy getting killed, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996194
Only if shes soft.

I love me some soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996192
Good, I was beginning to run out of material.
In both sense.
But seriously, smut is really hard to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996203
Then that will just prove her point that I won't love her.

Then that just makes her suffering more justified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996196

I don't mean the story, we had a back-and-forth thing about a guy wanting to kill an ushi. It happened in two different threads, maybe a week or two apart? It went on for the entire latter half of the thread the second time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996209
I think most monstergirls are soft aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996207
>mommy look, I said an edgy thing on the internet!
>>12996213
No, she'll just change it until you do love her.
Enjoy being a mindslave!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996203
>reaction images
>implying we don't use those so long as we delete them later, as I did

He's just being pissy because I'm threatening his hugbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996210
Yeah pretty much.
I mean, writing a story about a man getting off while rubbing his dick against a Dragon's belly or receiving a blowjob from a Vampire or hotdogging an Anubis is pretty hard to do on a regular basis.
It's not like I have numerous ideas and scenarios, or anything...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996220
>Monsters are all 100% invincible all the time.

Not to defend the edge, but come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996221
No, I wanted you to stop fucking using reaction images because it's against the rules. You're getting real fucking close to the time limit of deleting them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996220
>protecting your life against invaders
>edgy
Britcuck detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996204
Nyet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996194

I have to keep myself pure for Ran-sama. I can't not do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996224
Not all monsters, but nine-tailed foxes are incredibly powerful magicians. That's just a generally bad idea.


>>12996226
>IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996219
I don't know but you can always make them soft with some help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996206
Is wasting everyones time strange? I dunno, sure isn't productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996225
>against the rules
Is it legitimately against the rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996237
yep.
for /mgt/ at least due to the extremely long lifespan of the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996233
>That's just a generally bad idea.
That I will agree with, but what else should he do? Sit there scratching his asshole? I just think it's dumb for giving him shit for trying, is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996223
Damn it anon, you're triggering my curiosity
But I understand. Write what you want to write. We, or at least I, will like it regardless
What are you drinking anyhow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996225
I've only posted one image and I already deleted it.

>acting like reaction images are some great crime, when they are used all the time in these threads, so long as they're, again, deleted later

I bet you reported me. You must really hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996199
Fuck off with your bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996239
>dumb to give him shit for trying.
His options are: fuck a sexy fox woman or; become a mindbroken slave because he wanted to play 'headstrong' by trapt as loud as possible internally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996233
It's not coming , it already invaded my house in the middle of the night

Britcuck pls
Don't you have sharia law to follow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996199
>I won't. The fuck you gonna do about it?
aww shit, we got us an internet tough guy here, everybody watch out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996242
>>12996142
Yeah, that file sure as shit looks deleted.
Oh. Wait. Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996245
Yes yes, lvl 1 human vs lvl 9999 Monster, I got you the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996240
Right now? Noting.
5 minutes ago? Everclear.

I've already heard people said they liked my stuff.
I don't believe 90% of them, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996235
>Is wasting everyone's time strange

Or, you know, they could have just, not replied.

>>12996238
So you mean "thread rules".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996226
There's no such thing as a bad invader in the magical waifu hugbox land, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996252
So you not use 4chan x? because it says it was deleted for me

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it.
I was going to post the Pharaoh/Wight threesome greentext but fuck that. Not feeding into the "NTR" shitstorm with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996252
You using 4chan X? Refresh the thread and you'll see I'm right. Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996255
That will happen when you rock the boat, and you should know that.

And no, I don't think the people here are smart enough to not fall for bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996258
Upload it to pastebin m8. I really wanna read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996245
His options are
>get his liver eaten and die
or
>try to defend his life

I would try to defend myself even if chance are very slim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996259
There you go. Now don't fucking do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996256
Except liver eating kumihos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996256
Fuck that.

If some cunt you don't even know broke into my home while I was sleeping I'm punching her in the fucking nose and throwing her outside.

Maybe she should fucking knock on my door during the day like a normal fucking person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996262
I'll just post it later when people calm down and the faggots leave.
It's got facesitting, swimsuits, and two classy ladies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996255
>they could have just, not replied
Yeah we figured that out, we'll just tell you to fuck off from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996258
There is nothing wrong with NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996254
>Everclear
good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996255
I found the whole thing entertaining, and yes, "whine in your general direction" rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996261
I hope you're not implying I meant to bait anyone, I just wanted to talk about the rules of the setting and everyone lost their shit.

>>12996265
Backseat mod harder. Gunstar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996278
Bait was already used retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996278
I'm not even going to dignify that with a serious response.
It brings a shitstorm with it that consumes the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996272
damn, got me excited now, cant wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996254
Eh, believe what you want to believe. I'm not here to write some twenty page essay on how you should believe what everyone says. Nothing wrong with being sceptical once and a while
But anyhow, I will say that you did make me like Khepri more than before, so I will give you a thanks
All these people drinking high grade alcohol and I'm here drinking Rum and Coke. Stop making me feel poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996284
>I just wanted to talk about the rules of the setting and everyone lost their shit.
Great bait mate I rate it eight of eight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996284
>I hope you're not implying I meant to bait anyone
See, it doesnt even matter if you did or not, because the folks here perceived it as one regardless. And at that point, arguing becomes meaningless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996258
Do it, fuck the hyperreactives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996279
>good luck
Why say that? I only had a tenth of a bottle left from a previous day.
It burns so good, but I'm not even buzzed.

>>12996294
So I ended up making you like Khepri more? Maybe this will help make them more likable, and end up in a parody story of The Mummy?
Rum and Coke isn't bad, you know? Everyone enjoys alcohol they way they want to, it's like pizza in that regard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996278
Well it isn't for me, but you are entitled to your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996304
Nope.
Gotta wait for the fire to die down and the bait to stop being cast around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996294

>Everclear
>Nothing but bottled grain alchohol
>Nothing but officialized moonshine
>High-grade

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996300
No wonder there are so many troll here. I "baited" I don't know how many guys without even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996284
>I just wanted to talk about the rules of the setting
fuck off
really though, it was a pretty good bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996311
you intentionally started a discussion about an incredibly divisive topic and you don't consider that bait

what one earth in your mind is bait then

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996305
>Why say that?
I generally associate everclear with getting plastered and doing really dumb shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996305
Yeah. I mean, I likes Khepri already, but this just increased it by a bit. They honestly are one of the desert girls that need more love. Them and the Scorpion ki- girl
No, I know it isn't bad. It's just that I've been drinking nothing but that for so long other drinks seem more appealing. Even though I do love Rum 'n' Coke a lot

[Anonymous No.]

So do you guys like monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996317
NTRfags trying to stir shit up.

Just hide and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996311
You were arguing for NTR in MGE
Nobody with a brain would think that isn't going to bait a shitfest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996317
Fishing and role playing as fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994483

> In exchange for our company's safe passage to the Free Ports we were to investigate, and if possible, dismantle the New Moon Sabbath. Grand Cardinal Ulmpher was our sponsor, and shed light on a division within the Almighty's Church. We hoped this could be exploited to our benefit. However, upon completing our task, we were informed that the prior conditions were no longer satisfactory. Only relinquishing the body of the baphomet, whom Laven rescued, would suffice. Since she was instrumental in the Sabbath's destruction, and due to his nature, he declined her demands, cordially. Our differences were then resolved, amicably, and we agreed to go our separate ways.

> Our differences were then resolved, amicably, and we agreed to go our separate ways.

Susie's got some revisionism going on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996323
Not that one, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996313
>me

Nope, I did talk about it, but I didn't start it. And I intend to reply to someone who didn't lose his shit. Rage if you want, I don't care.

>what one earth in your mind is bait then

For it to be considered bait, there must be intention to troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996319
Sorry, but I've not only got a high alcohol tolerance, but I'm the "sleepy" drunk.

>>12996321
Even I like Khepri's a bit.
And it's not bad. Not my cup of tea, per say, but not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996323
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996323
I like 3d grills

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996025
>Morgan had a damn good point, and in moments you were on your feet and out of the garage, running towards your house next door
>Sherry was right behind you, having stopped quickly to fish something out of her car
>The two of you reached your front door at the same time, and you fished out the spare key from under one of the small gargoyles that sat around the doorstep
>With a frantic pace, fueled on by the Oni's roaming hands, you managed to unlock the door, and slammed the spare key on the endtable just inside
>After a frenzied blur you then found yourself in your room, your hands firmly squeezing Sherry's pleasantly plush behind, your mouth locked onto hers
>Her arms were around your torso, and she mashed you against herself as tightly as she could, her already hardened nipples poking you through her shirt, while her tongue wrestled against yours
>With a shove from the oni, you stumbled backwards, and fell face up on your bed
>Sherry didn't waste time, pouncing on the bed and mounting you, her strong arms firmly but gently pinning you down, her mouth soon locked against yours once again
>You struggled against her, wanting nothing but to run your hands along her body, but she continued to hold you down, grinding her hips hard against yours, coaxing your quickly hardening bulge
>When you felt like your lungs would burst, the oni pulled back, freeing your arms as she sat up, panting heavily
>She then shook her head and swallowed, as if clearing her mind, before giving you a surprisingly nervous smile
>"Um, Anton, there's uh, something I want to do before we go too far..." she said, and tapped her forefingers together
>You raise an eyebrow, and tell her to go on
>"Well um, don't laugh but-" she started, and reached between her cleavage, pulling out her iPod, "I might have made a playlist for our first time."
>So that's what she grabbed from her car
>You just give her a wide smile, and tell her to go for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996309
>implying it ever going to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996342
>A playlist
Oh lord god, the cheese is just overflowing
I fucking love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996343
It's slowing even now. Patience, patience...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995564
The only females that ever showed genuine interest in Johnny without any strings attached were straight up animals in the show.

I think he has better odds with MGs than human girls, if nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996349
>implying I will let it slow down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996354
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996328
Only winners get to write history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996109
No, I don't think that it's possible, from the monster's side. Although, if mamono mana works the way some people here insist it does, I suppose, you could get your MG to cuck you, or you her, looking at bicorn. You may be right actually.

>>12996103
I wouldn't call that NTR since there was no relationship beforehand. You snooze you lose, that's how I see it.

>>12996101
True, to a point. Not the only kind there is.

>>12996115
With training and magic? Go for the weak ones and work your way up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996360
Don't start this again, please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996323
Generally not a fan of Lamia, but I would make an exception for her.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your monster waifu drink?
Everclear? Wine? Rum? Whiskey? Bourbon? Camus? Sake like some weeaboo? Rotgut liquor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996360
>I suppose, you could get your MG to cuck you
Eh, I doubt that
After marriage other men spirit energy taste like shit to them

> or you her, looking at bicorn.
She is the one who is forcing you to fuck other girls, whether you like it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996360
Stop, fuck
Just drop it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996361
I'm on topic anon, the spergs can go deepthroat an alp's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996363
I don't drink because I'm not a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996370
>drinking
>degenerate
The bait is strong with this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996369
Just drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996372
>becoming a drunk is not being a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996369
Replying to multiple posts like that is 100% autistic. Just fuck off with your bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996363
Славянский Тигр любит водку, товарисч.
I like bourbon, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996365
I am not one of those guys who subscribes to "almighty mamono mana" but, if they make the MG and the husband each other's ideal partner, and the guy has such a fetish, his desire for that could cause her to find other's men's mana appealing. That's what bicorn does to her husband's mana, alters it so that other monsters find themselves drawn to him, as opposed to being put off due to her "scent".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996372
>drinking
>not degenerate
I bet you also smoke weed everyday, filthy nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996382
Just... Go away. This topic of discussion are over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996378
>Vodka
Of course anyone from there would love it.
Bourbon's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996382
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996360
>>12996369
Don't fucking start again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996382
Well, considering how it's "construct your ideal waifu" world, incuckus can totally happen

And Queen Slime is male harem already even in MGE hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996393
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996363
>Holstaur
Her milk. And mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996393
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996395
Holst White Russian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996382
>>12996393
Nice samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996360
>With training and magic? Go for the weak ones and work your way up?
There are gods who literally punish people for cheating
You need to carefully choose your victims, so you won't accidentally rape Eros worshipers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996403
Don't reply, just ignore him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996400
Perfect for giviving to a girl who wants to drink and needs a little more up top

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996258
Damn fucking shitposters, this is why we can't have nice things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996393
I know right? What kind of incubus would come out of Queen Slime's Harem? I mean, you're a guy, trapped by a huge blob, possibly swimming in some other's guy's, mana, how would you try to change her? How would she change you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996406
>Holst White Russians
>Holst waifu starts walking around in a bathrobe, shorts, and fuzzy slipper after a while of drinking them
>Starts getting into bowling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996363
I don't know shit about alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996401
I could post a cap if you want' but you'll just say I edited it.

>>12996403
>gods
>plural

Eros does that, but only to those who swear eternal love before her and break that promise. And even then it's just you won't be loved, so it's perfect if you want to be free of all the rape. I actually brought this up in an earlier thread. Imagine, you could go anywhere you wanted and no MG would bother you. All those tombs to raid without fear of being raped, all the treasures, all the power, your for the taking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996411
There are more pressing concerns with slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996417
What are you, some sheltered child raised in a nanny state by Mormons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996416
>Wake up one morning to find her complaining about someone who peed on the rug in your den

>She becomes friends with a grizzly obsessed with Vietnam and a super meek alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996408
It's going to be posted tonight when it finally dies down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996424
>Been going for 2 or 3 hours already
I'm not optimistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996423
>Grizzly smashing up car

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996421
Ha! Thank the Monster Lord that doesn't happen anymore. Still, bodysuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996420
>Eros does that, but only to those who swear eternal love before her and break that promise. And even then it's just you won't be loved, so it's perfect if you want to be free of all the rape. I actually brought this up in an earlier thread. Imagine, you could go anywhere you wanted and no MG would bother you. All those tombs to raid without fear of being raped, all the treasures, all the power, your for the taking.
Sounds like hack
Now NRAC and all other faggots can just do this and live without fear of rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996428
>This is what happens when you meet a yeti in the alps!

The best censoring line every

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996421
This the /tg/ thing? This is not a true end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996435
>Dumb chubby Lamia watches Grizzly smash up car
>Real owner gets out and stars smashing up the Holst's car

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996422
Someone with an alcoholic father who had a shit childhood and tries to not get involved with it ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996420
It probably only mean love as in cuddles and actual relationship. Ushi-onis and others rapists will still rape you just to sate their own lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996433
Or they could nut up and beat a MG that could protect them, like that guy who titty slapped a hobgoblin into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996445
Nah, she curses you so that MGs lose all interest in you. It's pretty clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996411
>all male harem members turn into cucks who love swimming in other men's semen
Noice


We need to do this NTR talk more often
This is helluva fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996444
I also had an alcoholic father and a not so great childhood, and I don't have a bad opinion of it.
Though I guess I can understand you at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996445
>relationship

Is that what you think getting pelvis jacked and mind raped is?

...

Holy shit, I want to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996451
Then it's clearly a hack
Problems for all fags who don't want to get raped solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996444
>alcoholic father
>doesn't know about alcohol
You at least should know what he loves to drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996456
>No, my collar is a wedding ring tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996464
>oh no! A hot woman wants to have sex with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996452
>in other men's semen

Well, let's not go that far. Only in their bro's mana.

And, queen slime has divisions, so maybe each division getting cummed inside feeds the queen without you having to swim in some other guy's jizz? Maybe the core slime sucks it out of her "daughters" without you having to interact with it. That's certainly a more pleasant idea, for me. But hey, more power to you jizz kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996468
>Missing the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996468
>oh no! A hot woman wants to brainwash me and force me to marry her whether I like it or not!
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996459
It IS a hugbox anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996459
This is bad? What if you want to settle down one day, just not now, and instead ask Eros for a "love ward" of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996357

Not if you're the barbarians sacking Rome: the Romans had to write about their own fall since the winners were illiterate goons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996462
I had bigger worries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996478
>asking god of love to do the opposite she does
She will ward you but won't take it off because you offended her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996485
>offended
Sound tsun to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I've not truly felt as though I hated you faggots in a while.

Thanks for reminding me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996490
We all care a lot about your feelings.

No really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996485
Well you're not turning love away forever, geez. Fucking gods.

One does not need to be in love to have sex. Your could have sex with any number of MGs, hold off so DE dissipates, and then fuck some more. Remain human and fuck monstergirls. Eros best god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996494
Oh, I know you don't care that I hate you.

I just wanted you to know is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996482
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996342
>Sherry grins back, and leans over to your nightstand, quickly plugging the device in to your radio
>Out of curiosity, you glance over at the iPod screen
>She wasn't kidding, the playlist was named "1st time with Anton <3", and
>Jesus
>It's at least eight hours long
>You aren't sure if you can last that long
>But by Hathor's bust you're going to try your damndest to
>Satisfied with the settings, the oni left the device next to the radio, sensual music soon filtering out of the speakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUQfvbBRnZs
>Following the pace set by the song, Sherry smirked at you, and slowly pulled her shirt off, breasts bouncing free
>You give a silent prayer to the holst goddess, thanking her for the oni's lack of a bra
>The light of the full moon filtered through the slats in your blinds, partially illuminating the red girl straddling you
>Sherry's green eyes twinkled in the light, the look in them telling you everything
>The girl was deeply in love with you, and wan- no, needed this
>Her hips slowly grinded against yours, while her hands grabbed the edges of your shirt, which was soon discarded on the floor
>Your free hands wandered to her hips, and you gave her a light squeeze, before lightly tracing your fingertips upwards
>Sherry let out a small, pleased hiss, and you could feel the goosebumps rise on her skin from your touch
>The oni's hands were at your belt, fumbling with the buckle for only moments, the offensive article soon loose
>You wiggled under Sherry, helping her remove the rest of your clothing, which soon joined your shirt i a pile
>Now nude under the eager oni, your hands continued to tease her skin, slowly but surely making their way to the soft curve of her chest
>Sherry leaned down, pressing her generous bust against your bare chest, your mouths soon locked in a deep kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996498
>Wanting to live a life devoid of love

Geez, I knew you guys were messed up, but this is just...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996485
>opposite of what she does
Not like I asked to kill someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996504
Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996506
Everyone should live in love? Get married? Have babies? Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996505
Damn that's some nice mood music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996485
>you end up as the guy in 'Unlovable' story with all mgs throwing up just form you presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996516
Because YHWH said so

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996516
Because being in love is nice? Makes you happy?

Do you not want to be happy? Do you like being some miserable, selfish husk of a person, wasting away in material, ultimately meaningless excess, until the day you die, cold, empty and alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996521
So you'll do anything god says? Who was the guy who lived in Sodom and had his house surrounded by guys who wanted to rape the angels god had sent to warn him of the coming destruction? And he offered his two daughters so that the mob could rape them silly?

That the god you want to follow? Would you do that to your daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996523
But anon, I am already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995038
>>12995047
There's also this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996529
Go back to sleep spooky dedmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996523
Honestly, if I was rich, I 'd hire hookers every few days, play vidya, and play guitar all day. Yes, I am that shallow. And these things make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996528
If they lived in Sodom they already are sluts
Who cares

>>12996534
Muh nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996530
>Realize what it is
>Dick is already diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996539
What is it?
I never played Doom

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Dullahan waifu to tease nonstop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996536
But they were virgins anon. So you would give your daughterus to a throng of dicks possibly in the low thousands? Father of the year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996542
BFG9000.
It's the best gun in Doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996530
>BFG 9000
I approve of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996542
Big Fucking Gun 9000

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995481
That's really great.
She is the first hindu being in MGE, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996546
Hey, another guy almost killed his son because voice in his head told him to do it
I'm at least better than him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996530
You have got to be shitting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996543
Even in death I would still tease her.
>Waiting at the gates of the spirit world? Start to nibble her ear in the middle of the waiting line.
>Finally on the ride to the other side? Steal her head and play keep-away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996530
Based Monorus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996552
I don't see how, at least the kid would get it quick and that's be the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996530
>There was an artist that said to himself "I'm gonna make a BFG9000 girl
>And Ima give her BFin guns

He never reached this pinnacle again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996530
There's also this
http://monor.us/post/100399263898/imp-girl-hcg-for-the-hdoom-mod

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996562
That's Monorous, I think.
He's a top tier artist round these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996530
BFG-chan is best gun.

God this mod is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996534
>>12996536
Shallow is the kindest word to describe that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996565
Is she smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996547
Neat.
Speaking of it, where can I get latest versions again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996575
Yeah, you need to breed like rabbits because overpopulation problem is not dire enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996505
Oh yeah, that's some quality mood music right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996584
>The point

>Your head

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to flirt with and tease a CC vampire is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996596
Be prepared to take responsibility for that teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996596
not really but if you go by green text stories you get poached by a harpy cause tsundere to stronk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996575
You're the one going on about being happy. Being a man with no responsibilities makes me happy. Do you think people rotting in money wake up thinking, "I want more crap on my plate"? Do you want to waste 40 year so your life working so you can simply exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996596
Yes, CC a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996606
U wot m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996604
I question how happy such a lifestyle would actually be in the long-run.

It seems more like using money to constantly buy distractions so you don't have to notice what an empty, unfulfilled void your life is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996608
Shit -
1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996565
There's also a lewd Revenant
http://hdoomguy.tumblr.com/post/109235539687/oops-sent-without-background-drawn-submitted#notes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996610
What's that saying about a drunk guy being happier that a sober one? If you believe you are happy, if your wants and needs are met, how is that not happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996637
Now I feel like we're getting into the argument of Illusion vs. Reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996610
>distractions
Not everyone who drinks is running from something.
Some people do genuinely love the taste and flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996640
I know that.

What made you think I was talking about the alcohol when I said "Distractions"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996602
Wut? No I won't, I'll start teasing her as well. Then I'll become a bara protagonist of a harem anime until I end up with the childhood friend arachne that returned from college and happens to be a kuudere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996644
>Childhood Friend
>Kuudere yet.
>Winning in a harem series
Oh man, I needed a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996652
What about a harem where all the girls are his childhood friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996652
It's in the epilogue episode that's not canon to the anime but comes from the manga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996653
Well, even with such an even playing field, she's still got Kuudere against her.

>>12996658
...maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996638
Love comes with too many obligations, I'd rather just be comfortable. I will never understand the fear of being alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996667
Well, perhaps you will on your death bed.

Or somewhere along the route to it.

[Gauf No.]

And let's get on with the Pharaoh/Wight/Anon threesome greentext!


>Crack!
>"An excellent shot, madame." you intone
>The regal, brown skinned woman smiles and hands you her club, which you place back into the golf bag.
>her partner glares as harshly as she can while still maintaining her own demeanor of leisure and superiority before getting out of the cart to take her own tee-off.
>Apphia, queen of all of the land of the rivers, sits down to watch her golf buddy take a drive down a par-5 that you're pretty sure she's going to get in four, if that drive was anything to go by.
>Merisia lines up her drive, ghostly hands overlaying her own and brow furrowed with concentration
>a tap of heeled feet here and there
>you really advised against her wearing the high heels but all she said was to "keep watching my legs if you're so worried, mon cheri".
>stakes are high at today's game
>they made a bet before they came Hole 1
>a bet that unfortunately you are privy to
Cont.

Only using a name for this first post to prevent confusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996674
>"Ah, my dearest queen, how would you say to a bet, no?"
>"Speak, Merisia. What game have you devised for us to play this time?"
>"Hm hm hm~! It is not but a minor distraction. Whichever of us scores best in this little game of ours will get to take a certain someone~ on a date."
>you're trying to pretend you're not eavesdropping so you can only feel their gazes on the back of your neck
>"Hah. You're on, you old woman."
>and so here you are on hole five
>Merisia's down, but only by one point
>you're sweating
>you've been caddying for the two of them for a year now but you're pretty sure this goes against your professional courtesy requirements
>And you're locked in the ethical debate of whether or not you would live if you tried to run away from this one
>they are both extremely powerful women
>Merisia runs one of the biggest banks in city, and Apphia is technically the owner of most of the land on the outskirts of town
>This is it, isn't it?
>most men would be happy to be married to one of them but you've seen them in their private moments of anger with each other
>these two women are vicious at their cores and are carefully choosing jabs at each other on the drive to each tee
>you get to sit in the back and ponder your fate
>It's hole sixteen now
>they're tied
>two shots in on a par four
>their verbal attacks are downright vicious.
>"Are you sure your legs are still working, mon amie? You took quite a spill there, and your aim was a off on that last shot."
>"I assure you, dearest, that my legs are working as they always have been. They remain in perfect condition; You may wish to take notes."
>sweat trickles down your neck despite the cool breeze as you hand Merisia her 3-iron
>and they both bogey on the hole, of course
>and par on the next one
>It's right down to the wire now and both of them have given up any pretense of civility, glaring outright at each other but smiling warmly at you
>this is going to suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996674
>urge to post NTR rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996677
>You're on the eighteenth hole now.
>Merisia and Apphia are glaring at each other, because for them it all comes down to this. One of them will get you and the other will go home unhappy.
>Apphia lands a straight drive down onto the green, to a golf clap from both you and Merisia.
>Merisia unfortunately lands right in the rough, just outside the green, and she looks distraught
>Perhaps luckily for her, Apphia somehow fails to putt properly and lands less than a foot from the hole
>All eyes are on Merisia now. All four of them. If she can get it on the green in time...
>A single swing from the two-wood, and her ball is right next to Apphia's.
>worry.jpg
>All three of you are sweating bullets despite the cool breeze and lightly clouded sky
>Apphia putts, and lands in the hole, to a wide smile (and a stuck out tongue at her rival).
>And then Merisia does the impossible and lands the ball in a single putt.
>Secretly relieved, you state to both of them, "Well then, ladies, that seems to conclude the match in a draw."
>You show them the score sheet although both go over it again and again, looking for some fault.

>The ride in the golf cart back is dead silent, and looking in the front of the cart from the back you can see that both your boss and her partner are staring dead ahead, not looking at each other.
>The snake is hissing, though.
>They leave you outside when they step inside to turn in their scoresheet and get a drink, and you help nearby undead with their golf carts, hand out clubs, and direct plenty of tittering Ghouls, Mummies, and Vampires to Hole One, brushing aside the crass opportunity to 'see their holes'.
>Fucking monsters, you swear. That wasn't even particularly funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996505
>You held the kiss for as long as possible, only breaking when your lungs demanded it
>But you didn't pause to breath, instead you began to trail your lips down her neck and along her collarbone, leaving small pecks and nibbles here and there
>Small gasps and moans left the oni's lips, but she didn't stay passive under your attention
>With one hand behind your back, the oni shifted, and pulled you up into a sitting position, and resumed grinding against your exposed member
>You could feel how damp her jeans had gotten, and although you desperately wanted to remove them, you were on a mission
>There was no way in hell her chest was going unloved, not when you were conscious for it
>Your lips soon found their way to the swell of her bust, and you teased her, kissing closer and closer to the hardened nipple, only to switch to the other breast when you were milimeters away
>Sherry's hands ran along your back, her nails gently raking across the bare skin
>When your lips finally latched onto the hard bud, the oni let out a low moan, her nails digging deeper in and scratching you
>It hurt, slightly, but it only made you more aroused, and you bit her nipple in response, sucking on it with more force
>Sherry buried her face into your hair, with hot puffs of breath cascading down from the top of your head in between gasps and moans
>With a small wet pop, you released her nipple from your lips, and once again found yourself pinned against the bed, the oni's hand on your chest
>She gave you a smirk, showing off her fangs, and sat back, her hands briefly playing with her breasts, before running down her stomach and stopping at the button of her jeans
>You watched intently as she removed the garment, shifting and wiggling out of the jeans, until she was only in her panties
>White cotton, and soaked through to the point of almost being see-through
>She smirked again, and ran her thumbs along the elastic band
>"If you want them off, you'll have to do it yourself~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996682
>Every once in a while you glance back to the clubhouse and you can see Apphia and Merisia laughing and chatting about something
>And occasionally looking at you.
>Well, You'd be lying if you said they were unappealing. Two rich, attractive women with incredible political power would make a great wife if you were just willing to deal with their problems.

>Merisia leaves with a smile and a wave for her 'rival', and your boss is in a surprisingly good mood when she calls all the clubhouse personnel together, you included.
>Nearly all the other staff are Anubis, with the occasional Mummy, but for once they don't seem to be glaring at you for having the audacity to be a personal servant for their beloved Mistress.
>"Company party at the Deadwood pool on Friday!" Apphia announces, to a round of semi-excited cheering from the Anubis and a few groans from the Mummies. You remain silent.
>"Aaaand attendance is mandatory."
>Less cheers that time.
>"Come dressed or bring a swimsuit, all of you. Let's work on this 'morale' thing I keep hearing about! Dismissed."
>You file away, taking one of the mandatory attire sheets given to you by a disgruntled-looking Girtabilu who you hadn't noticed up until you try to walk out the door without one.
>You're expected to come in no more than shorts and a t-shirt, and to carry a swimsuit.
>You're also probably going to be the only male there, so you're gonna have everyone's eyes on you for better or worse. Best wear something nice, you figure.
>The rest of the week passes in a blur. You're not sure what exactly is going to happen at this company party, but you feel like it may very well be the most important event of your life.
>You find yourself both dreading and wanting it's arrival, and too soon (or not soon enough?) Friday is upon you.
Cont.


>>12996682
Ah, jeez. Didn't realize you were still going, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996689
Oh yes, I'm liking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996682
>Every once in a while you glance back to the clubhouse and you can see Apphia and Merisia laughing and chatting about something
>And occasionally looking at you.
>Well, You'd be lying if you said they were unappealing. Two rich, attractive women with incredible political power would make a great wife if you were just willing to deal with their problems.

>Merisia leaves with a smile and a wave for her 'rival', and your boss is in a surprisingly good mood when she calls all the clubhouse personnel together, you included.
>Nearly all the other staff are Anubis, with the occasional Mummy, but for once they don't seem to be glaring at you for having the audacity to be a personal servant for their beloved Mistress.
>"Company party at the Deadwood pool on Friday!" Apphia announces, to a round of semi-excited cheering from the Anubis and a few groans from the Mummies. You remain silent.
>"Aaaand attendance is mandatory."
>Less cheers that time.
>"Come dressed or bring a swimsuit, all of you. Let's work on this 'morale' thing I keep hearing about! Dismissed."
>You file away, taking one of the mandatory attire sheets given to you by a disgruntled-looking Girtabilu who you hadn't noticed up until you try to walk out the door without one.
>You're expected to come in no more than shorts and a t-shirt, and to carry a swimsuit.
>You're also probably going to be the only male there, so you're gonna have everyone's eyes on you for better or worse. Best wear something nice, you figure.
>The rest of the week passes in a blur. You're not sure what exactly is going to happen at this company party, but you feel like it may very well be the most important event of your life.
>You find yourself both dreading and wanting it's arrival, and too soon (or not soon enough?) Friday is upon you.


>>12996689
Sorry, didn't realize you were still going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995329
>Show us why oomukade is worst girl
N-No, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995329
But oomukades are best girls.

Especially ones with muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996700
>Desire to ogle Anubi at a Pool Party
>Increasing
>Exponentially

Damn I'd love to go to that party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995332
Late as shit but cool I made it twice.

sad I didn't get that third time.

I blame banjo harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994952
That just looks like a girl who forgot to shave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996606
>>12996596
CC?[/spoiler}

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996725
Yeah. CC. That's what it says

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996725
Christmas Cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996725
A shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996727
>Being an ass
Go back to /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996700
>You finish work and grab your stuff from your locker, changing from your uniform into a pair of shorts and a nice, unoffensive polo shirt before driving off to the pool.
>Deadwood's pool (NO SNAKES ALLOWED) is an expansive, olympic thing, but what you note the most is just how MANY people there are here.
>Undead and some non-snake monsters (you're not sure what your bosses problem with them is...) mingle around the pool, the smell of barbecue in the air, several members of the local branch of Daria's Steakhouse grilling, catering, and serving the upper class around the pool.
>Also, everyone other than the caterers (and some of them) are wearing swimsuits. Usually very small swimsuits.
>Down, boner.
>Into the parking lot, out of the car, swimsuit over your shoulder and into the building.
>Past the bored-looking front desk workers who wave you through, and into the pristine male changing rooms.
>Seriously, does anyone actually use these?
>Whatever.
>You stride out onto the deck, trying to look as confident as you don't feel.
>It's not as dramatic as silence sweeping the deck, or anything, but a good third of the women out there turn to look at you when you step out there.
>If you had to guess, you're one of six men there out of eighty people, and the only unclaimed man on deck.
>All the other men have wives literally clinging to them (or vice versa) and you can feel the hot stares of all the unmarried women at the party.
>Soon, though, they turn back to their conversations as you step up to the Holstarus (in an extremely tight swimsuit, you note. You do your best to not stare.) in charge of the grill and grab a couple of hotdogs.
>Just looking around makes you sweat. There's naked flesh as far as the eye can see, with some Anubi splashing around at each other, bouncing in a most pleasing way through the shallow end of the pool.
Cont.

>>12996709
You'll get your wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996732
Sheesh, it was just a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996734
>Holst in a tiny suit.

Be still my heart and boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996734
>Spoiler
Well, I guess, but that's not the focus here...
And it's not like I'm actually there ;_;

>Some Anubi splashing around at each other, bouncing in a most pleasing way through the shallow end of the pool.
All of my want.

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>>12996530
Okay, I originally requested that on /v/ before HDoom was a thing
Recently I was talking with HDoomguy and we came up with a porn CG for her: BFG9000 girl i want to see doomguy screwing her like, her strapped to his chest while he runs still able to make her fire she's strapped like a baby harness but facing forward

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996743
I want to see a self-concious familiar in a one-piece suit surrounding by busty mgs in bikinis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996734
>You find yourself admiring quite a few co-worker's perfectly framed asses, though you do try to avoid being caught staring at Jessica, the Anubis janitor's tiny black thong for too long. That's a swimsuit?
>And when you turn away you nearly walk into your boss, her brown skin matching well with her pale white and gold-fastened bikini that can barely contain her breasts. She turns to you and smiles. "Ah, anon, you made it. How are you liking the party?" A drink swirls in her hand. Martini. One olive. Classy.
>"Out of the parties I've been to, ten out of five." Flattery is key.
>You grab a beer (some of the good stuff, actually. No cheap Miller for you.) out of a nearby cooler and try to turn away but your boss is talking to you again. "Anon, have you seen Merisia? She was looking for you."
>Nope.
>"Well, come and chat a while with me. I want to know what you think of my.... leadership."
>You make small talk with Apphia, talking about working as a caddy and what you think of her (high) and working as a caddy (It's a job).
>Just as you run out of topics and are substituting taking a drink for actual conversation, Merisia materializes out of the crowd like magic.
Cont.

>>12996743
Just imagine all that rich, wet brown flesh splashing at each other, laughing and giggling, breasts bouncing freely, barely contained by their cloth prisons...

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>>12996700
It's fine, I'm just about finished here, it's going a littler longer cause I didn't want to half-ass the smut

>>12996689
>You reach for the band, but Sherry swats your hand away
>"Nuh uh, I didn't say you could use your hands~" the oni teased, and slipped off of you, leaning back with her legs partially spread
>You thank Hathor again for gracing you with such a wonderful and adorably lewd girlfriend, and grin at her
>You flip around onto your stomach, and crawl towards her, your lips soon pressed against the top of her foot
>With small kisses, licks, and nibbles, you make your way up the Oni's leg, slow as can be
>Sherry squirms under your teasing, biting her bottom lip once again, yet failing to suppress her moans
>The impatient squeak she gave when you were a hairs breadth from her core, only to switch to her other leg to give it the same treatment was honestly too cute
>After ages of teasing, you finally made it to her mound, her thin panties doing nothing to stop her juices from soaking your sheets
>You gave her a quick lick, the pleasant tang of her fluids only making you more eager
>Sherry jumped from your touch, and a higher pitched moan of need escaped her lips
>With your upcoming meal in mind, you bit down on the band of her panties, and did your best to pull them off with only your teeth
>Sherry shifted slightly to ease your burden, and the cotton underwear soon joined your clothing on the floor
>Finally unobstructed, you return between her thighs, and softly blow a puff of air across her bare sex
>The oni twitches again, her hands running through your hair, as she pressed you closer in impatience
>With her encouragment, you dove in, slowly licking up her wet slit, and flicked her sensitive nub with the tip of your tongue
>You made a few more passes like this, with Sherry squirming under your attention, and soon focused on her clit
>Your tongue began to move in patterns over it, until you found one that made her squeal

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a zombie movie with an undead.

What zombie movie would be the most offensive to an undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996767
>spoiler
Look at that flesh...brown and plump.
Helllooooo, little girl~.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996767
>Spoiler
Damn you. Damn you you glorious man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996776
>Suddenly anon is pulled out from the bushes
>He is a balding overweight middle aged man with no face, wearing a business suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996771
>Clit licking
>taking off the panties with your mouth
>Lip biting
Oh. Wait, hold on. I need another box

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996773
Zombies vs Strippers?

[Anonymous No.]

/mgg/ is lewd tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996767
>Hot damn. You're not sure which of the two women you should keep your eyes on now, because both of them are absolutely stunning. Apphia is wearing her swimsuit with pride, lidded eyes staring deep into yours and drinking, brushing her immaculate hair out of the way (she's missing her snake, you note) with every drink and giving a perfect laugh, and she smells like spring feels.
>But Merisia's swimsuit could best be described as "bulging". Whoever made it clearly took the amount of cloth needed and halved it, because it less resembles a swimsuit and more two strips of cloth tied together for the top and half of a kerchief for the bottom, secured with tiny bowties, dark purple contrasting very pleasingly with Merisia's pale white skin.
>"Ah, Anon, Apphia. It is good to see you!" You note she's got a half-full wine glass in one hand. They have wine here? Or is that just a Wight power?
>She sits down on the opposite side of you, and gives you a smile and a cock of the head. "And how is my favorite caddy doing on this day?"
>"Good enough. This your idea?"
>Apphia looks like she's about to say something, but Merisia interrupts. "Ah, well, yes, mon cheri. It was mostly between me and my elegant queen Apphia, though. We came to realize how silly such a thing is to fight over as golf."
>"So, we have, how you say, kissed and made up. Apphia provided the venue, I provided the... entertainment. We are, sharing, I think." She smiles at you.
>Apphia sighs and downs the remainder of her martini.
>And I thank you for that. Anon, before you got here there wasn't much to do but mingle and chat with my own servants. But, now that you're here I find myself having a much more... enthralling time." She's also smiling at you now.
>Most people would probably worry at this point.
>You decide to just drink it off and not care.
Cont.
>>12996789
Oh yes.... yeeeees, wait until you see what I have planned...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996789
No, shut up. Let it stay like this a little bit longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996789
And by lewd you mean shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996792
What would you have then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996789
NTR is lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996795
Shush. Forget about the NTR and lose yourself in the smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996795
What? No, I'm talking about the mgs in swim suits.

That was just one of the many flavors of shitstorms we get to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996789
Like with Khepri cuddlebugging and threesome action?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996803
Yep.

That's lewd.

Although the Khepri was more adorable than anything.

Wish I had one to cuddle right now..

Because it is cold and I can't feel my feet

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd, lewd, lewd~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995810
>Bob still hasn't updated his Laska Rewrite

Hurry it up faggot, I know you're reading this. I'm waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996810
>Ear nibbling
Oh god have mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996807
You still haven't found the Yeti's igloo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996812
I recall him mentioning he was still writing it last night.

I was surprised honestly, thought he was done with it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996807
>Cuddling in the warm and snugly embrace of her sleeping bag
>With your dick being embraced by her delicious vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996807
Get some blankets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996813
There is no God here tonight. There is no mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996818
I am anon.

It doesn't help.

Send yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996821
Light a fire in the fireplace
Make some hot cocoa
Have a hot shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996799
But, anon, I was one of NTR posters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996790
>As you're drinking, Apphia's voice drops and she turns to you, stopping her conversation with her rival.
>"Anon, I have a question for you of a personal nature."
>You swill your beer. "Shoot."
>"Your resume referenced that you worked at a Peckers before you came here."
>You sigh. "Yeah, yeah. It was a job, and one that I kind of regret, actually."
>Merisia looks like she's imagining you in short shorts and a tank top, smug smile on her face while she sips at her wine, waiting for Apphia to go on.
>"Where did you work before that?"
>You swill your beer harder. To be honest, or not be honest?
>Fuck it, all in.
>"You really want to know?"
>Both of them are staring. Only Apphia nods, Merisia is staring at you like she knows where this is going.
>You lower your voice so as not to let the six Anubises sweatily wrestling with each other (down boner) hear you.
>"I worked at a strip club. The Red Rooster. I danced, I served drinks, I did... other things. Bit of an embarassing time, and not really something I'd put on my resume, you know? I was young, I needed money... You know, the usual."
>Both of them look surprised for a moment, and then Apphia speaks. Both of them are smiling instead of the usual disapproving glare you get for that.
>"Well, I can certainly see that. You've got the physique for it."
>A elegant brown finger traces your exposed flat stomach, and you shift ever so slightly. Merisia looks like she's about to have a smug overload.
>"Well, then, my dear..." Merisia says, pale and cool hand placing itself on your shoulder.
>She leans closer, mouth inches from your ear.
>"Care to give a private.... demonstration?" she whispers.
Cont.


>>12996810
t-too lewd...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996827
Then shut up about it or go away? We're not talking about it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996810
I want to do that to a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996828
>Peckers
>Red Rooster
I should not be laughing as hard as I am.

>You'll never put on a private strip-tease for two wealthy, busty, lusty Undead Babes in swimsuits.
Oh well, such is life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996812
Trust me, hurrying is not the best thing he could do here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996831
>She will never fully expose her sharp fangs as she chuffs with pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996831
But anon, Tigers are not a valid option!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996839
That's when you starts scratching behind the other ear or stroke her tail as you press up against her back, melting like butter under your assault

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996843
A wolf or a tiger?

That's tough anon, which WAN should I choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996843
You're still hung up on that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996844
>A dextrous hand is added
>Another peaceful day in the mist continent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996845
You don't get to make the choice!
>>12996846
Never forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996845
Only one of those is wan. The other is closer to nyan, but is not actually nyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996848
>Jinko cuddles with her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996848
Just look at how happy that tiger is. Look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996849
>WAN

>One

It's a pun anon, not a good one but a pun.

Or is it just word play?

>>12996847
We are going to have kittens and there is nothing any one can do to stop me.
well, nothing that anyone can do to stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996848
There's just something we're missing when we don't have pictures of Jinko's doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996853
>kittens
Cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have a leachgirl gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996858
plz no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996858
This is vore, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996857
They are fluffy and they are mine.

Kittens or cubs, they shall get all the cuddles and upsies they ever want or need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996858
>wonders of the monsoon
That's a goddamn terror. What the fuck, nature? Did you see that worm vomit blood at the end, too? If I have enough fuel left after the matango those are going next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996854
>Grow up with Jinko for a friend
>Laugh and play together through your youth
>Until one day she and her parents move away on business in India
>Before she leaves, she breaks a piece of her pendant off, separating it into a pair of one black and one white magatama
>Telling you that she'll always wear it and think of you when she can't be with you
>You don't see her again for several years

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996863
>wants to get rid of leeches
>not bloatflies or those things that go up your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996771
>Sherry began to buck against you, and you did your best to hold her down by her thighs while you ate
>Your efforts soon paid off, and the oni's ever-increasing pants and moans turned into a shrill cry, her thighs clamping your head tightly
>You did your best to lap up the river of juices leaking from her slit, but it proved too much, your sheets becoming even more soaked
>Sherry's thighs soon let you go, and you sit up, licking your lips and smiling at her
>She leans forward suddenly, and gently grasps you under your chin, her mouth locking over yours, while her tongue searched for any of her juices left over
>With another shove you found yourself on your back once more, the oni staring down at you in glee
>Her hands held you down firmly at the waist, and she gave you a toothy smile
>Without further hesitation, she opened wide, and swallowed your length whole, a small cough coming from her when her lips reached your hilt
>The hot suction of her mouth was only a brief pleasure though, and she pulled off of it with a pop, before quickly mounting you
>"I can't... I just can't wait anymore, Anton!~" she moaned out, and lowered herself onto your length
>Good god she was tight, and you groan while she lowered herself, your hips soon meeting hers
>The two of you stayed like that for a few moments, her hands finding yours as your fingers entwined
>And then she began, gyrating, rising and falling on your length, squeezing and milking you for all you were worth
>She soon developed a rhythm, riding you at an even pace
>While the view the position gave you was marvelous, there was more you wished to do
>With a gentle pull, you guided Sherry down, her beasts mashed against your chest, and drew her into another kiss
>There you held it, your arms wrapping around her, her pace increasing, as you felt your own limits building up
>Sherry soon came once again, moaning hard into your kiss, her folds squeezing like a vice, soaking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996865
Yes, go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996828
>Suddenly the air seems a lot hotter than you know it actually is
>You're pretty sure you've flushed all the way through at that one. How the hell do Wights do that?
>You down the rest of your beer all at once. Well, you've come this far. Besides, how bad can having two hot women watch you strip go?
>"....eeeehhh..." The two of them look minorly disappointed, drawing back. Apphia is clearly calculating something in her mind.
>Which makes it all the funnier when you speak up a bit.
>"Yeah, sure."
>Both of them immediately jump from expressions of disappointment to happiness, wide smiles with full, toothy grins.
>"I'd rather do it in a room instead of out in front of everyone, though. Gotta keep some value on the goods, you know?"
>Merisia chuckles. "Ah, but it would be such a delight to watch you blush before all these lovely ladies..."
>Apphia stands and your sightline of her face is replaced with a lovely crotch-level view. "I do think I have a spare room, if you're willing to excuse the poor accomodations." She says, voice full of laughter.
>"What, no stripper pole?" You grumble. "It'll have to do, I guess. But I do a mean pole-dance."
>"I may have to take you up on that, mon cheri."
>You follow Apphia as discreetly as you can. The party is starting to heat up and people have had quite a few drinks by this point, so you think nobody saw you.
>You hope. The rumors about this would NEVER die down.
>Apphia walks in front of you, her body swaying enticingly, brown skin against white and gold taunting you for now.
>You're seriously having trouble keeping yourself from getting hard, so you resort to the usual tactic you used to use of thinking about politicians in little or no clothes. There you go.
>Your boss opens the door and gestures you through, Merisia almost too close behind you.
>Maybe not close enough. You wish you could get her in your arms. Okay, that one has to be the alcohol talking.
cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996867
What about these http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=285_1315554961

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996868
Please, continue
This double smut pow wow is divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996877
I'm not going to follow that link you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996882
Do it anon, it builds character

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996884
My character is flawless. Behold what my seed made my waifu give birth to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996530
Now that's a Big Fucking Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996889
>You will never remove a stray bit of shell from your newly born dragon daughteru only to have her grab a finger and gently nibble it as she looks at you in curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996877
Oh god
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996899
I just died. This works just as well with harpies and potentially lamia too, but it's so cute with dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996889
>>implying it's not NTR child

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996906
>being this dark and brooding
I can't handle this level of maturity anon. I'll stick to the sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996908
Faggot
Go watch some mlp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996903
>potentially lamia
But aren't snake eggs like all leathery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996908
>replying

Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996903
>Harpy

>Your harpy daughteru will never spend the first year of her life covering in fluffy down, looking more like a feathery baseball than a harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996874

>The room is a small, private changing room just inside past the regular changing rooms. The floor is marble and it strikes you that this floor is probably worth more than you will ever make in your entire life.
>There's not that much in here other than a locker, three chairs, and a small ornate shower.
>Merisia brushes past you, hand gently touching your arm as she sits down in one of the chairs, lounging back as if trying to show herself off.
>Apphia does similarly after you stand in the center of the room, sitting down and spreading her glorious thighs over the chair, legs crossed.
>And then you're expected to start, you realize. Both of them are staring at you -- Apphia with her chin in her hand, Merisia staring at you while playing with her hands (occasionally her ghostly claws flicker into life around them and you remember what she is), and both of them with smiles on their faces and staring intently at you.
>You push your concerns away. It's time for your muscle memory to take charge.
>You bounce on the balls of your feet, getting yourself ready as you swing into action, swinging and swaying as you start into your routine
>you decide to go with the #7 special, since you're wearing not much clothing and you're not sure if they're actually going to want you to be naked at the end of this.
>teasing at the edge of your shirt you sway, dancing to imaginary music while the Pharaoh and the Wight flick their eyes back and forth, trying to drink you part and parcel.
>your shirt comes up just a bit more with every swing around and step, sliding through the room with a sinuous dance to and fro.
>You come close to your boss, you dance not inches from Merisia, you taunt and tease them with your presence.
>But there's only so much half-lifting of your shirt that you can do, and soon your shirt comes over the top of your head to minor applause from the two ladies sitting in the room with you.
Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996911
I could swear I read about some with more calcified eggs, but I could be remembering incorrectly.

>>12996920
>She will never cheep "papa!"
>you will never feed her mouth to mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996924
>She will never sit on you shoulder as a child, pretending to be a parrot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996922
>You're starting to tire, and all you're wearing at this point is your swim trunks.
>you've kind of got a... tent situation going on here too, much to Apphia's obvious delight.
>And then you pause, shirt carefully dropping from your grip as you strike a neutral pose.
>Apphia waves at you. "Hey, anon. You aren't finished yet, are you, hmm? We're waiiiiting...~"
>You sigh good-naturedly. Fine, you knew it was going to have to end like this.
>You slowly hook your fingers into the waistband of your trunks and begin to drag down.
>Merisia and Apphia are both watching you with a never before seen intensity. Merisia's left hand seems to have wandered below her bikini's waistline and Apphia has taken on a luminescent blush while biting her lip
>You bend over all the way, preventing them from seeing your junk while you slowly wiggle your trunks down your legs
>And then they are off, and cast to the side while you slowly bend upright, standing tall and proud before them.
>Merisia uses her not-busy hand to cover her own smile and Apphia giggles happily at the sight of your erect cock
>Truth be told, you were very apprehensive going into this but it's not like either your boss or her friend are unattractive, and your erection is very much natural.
>"Oh my," Apphia says, voice lilting with happiness "It seems Anon here is ready to get this party started early. And here I thought I would need to bribe you or something." She exaggeratedly turns to Merisia, who appears to be lost in her own bikini bottom, staring lustily at your cock and not really noticing her friend and rival.
>"I would say that deserves some punishment~, wouldn't you, Merisia?"
>"Hm? Oh, Oui, mon amie. Ah, anon, you have been a, how you say, most NAUGHTY boy."
>Both of them are giving you the sex eyes now. You try to stare confidently back and not share how worried you are that this is going to go horribly wrong.

Posts are going to come much faster from here on out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996865
>Years later, you are entering your first few days of high school, trying your best to avoid getting raped on a day to day basis
>Most girls at your school are pretty boring anyway
>You take your usual hidden route to get home, one that you and she used to walk together
>You stop when you see someone
>Standing on the other side of the alleyway you're walking
>You can only see a silhouette, but you can tell she's big enough to catch you. A manticore or something
>And she's staring directly at you
>She takes a step forward, and you a step backward
>Before her legs pick up and leave her running to you, with you paralyzed with fear
>Until you see the silhouette give way from the dim light from outside the alleyway
>To reveal a familiar set of stripes from a big pair of paws, pulling you in to a body adorned with a necklace
>From which hangs a white magatama
>"Anon, it's you!" she exclaims as she holds you in her arms
>You can only look up to see a big smile on a teary-eyed Jinko
>You would later find that she tried to send you a letter, telling you that her family was coming back
>But the letter had been addressed to a house you had moved out of years ago
>Nonetheless, you were happy to see that she never forgot about you
>As you had never forgotten about her
>You try not to smile
>Smile a lot

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>>12996929
>Apphia is the first to speak and when words come out of her mouth it sounds like gold and sex must feel. "Anon. On your knees, and CRAWL to Merisia."
>You feel a strange compulsion to obey, but you probably would have done so regardless. Your knees hit the floor before she finishes speaking and you crawl over, hand over hand to the pale-skinned woman smiling gently at you.
>Merisia huffles her legs wide and you crawl between them. She hasn't stopped fucking herself 'subtly' through her bikini bottoms yet, and continues to do so even though you're less than a foot away from her and you're watching her hidden snatch intently.
>Apphia is the first to speak the obvious here. "Ah, Merisia, perhaps anon could..." she murmurs, suggestive tone speaking more than words.
>Merisia starts out of her reverie, and much to your disappointment the movement of fingers in her bottoms stops before she retrieves a lube-stained hand and slides both to the side of her bikini bottom. Gracefully Merisia unties the two delicate bows holding it upright, and the purple fabric drops with a wet sound to the chair, revealing her absolutely sopping entrance.
>"Ah, come now, Mon cheri. Take a closer look, now."
>You crawl forward eagerly, placing your hands on her soft, thick thighs, only an inch now from her snatch. Merisia isn't cold like most undead, just... not warm. Not anything, really.
>still her scent rolls off of her in waves now and you can feel the rational part of mind turning to mush as the demonic power rolls over you.
>Merisia takes a hand and gently pushes you in toward her crotch. Not that you're resisting.
>You open your lips and your tongue darts out to meet contact with her nethers and Merisia squeaks. She's a bit jumpy about this whole 'sex' thing for a Wight, isn't she?
Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996936
>Merisia continues to gently press you into her snatch, directing your tongue with gentle tugs on your head. You're content tolap carefully at her lips, drinking her juices like a parched man lost in a desert. She tastes slightly of strawberry and wine.
>Your dick is rock hard and hangs neglected between your legs, a state of affairs that is interrupted when Apphia steps behind you and kneels, legs around yours and leaning over your back
>You can feel Apphia's abundant tits pressing into your back, nipples erect through the fabric of her bikini and blush even harder than you already were, tongue-deep in Merisia. Apphia whispers into your ear just loud enough for both you and Merisia to hear.
>"Oh, anon. Such a faithful and devoted servant. So eager to perform your duty, and so overlooked. Perhaps it's about time I... reward you~."
>Soft, dextrous fingers wrap around your cock and gently tease you, prompting a moan into

Merisia mid-lick.
>Warm skin is pressing onto your back and warm fingers begin to slowly jerk you off,

interrupting your faithful licking of Merisia before you. Still, with one gentle white hand

pressing your face into her snatch, Merisia seems to be greatly enjoying herself, breath heavy

and panting now.
>Apphia just continues to whisper in your ear. "Come on, anon. Just let go and enjoy yourself.

Let me finish you while you finish her."
>Not that you can respond or anything, but you moan.
>Apphia lifts her head off of yours and speaks to Merisia. "Ah, how is Anon doing? Is he

pleasing you properly?" she singsongs.
>You can't see Merisias expression, but the dazed tone of her voice tells you enough. "Mon

dieu--! Yes, ahn~, he is most... satistfactory."
Cont.
And now we're getting into the good part~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996868
>The oni's impossible tightness quickly drives you over the edge, and you spurt rope after hot rope of seed into her
>This only pushes Sherry further, and she screams into your kiss as a third wave crashes over her
>She shudders for a few moments, and breaks the kiss, going limp to lay against you
>The two of you pant heavily, and the oni mutters something you don't quite catch
>What was that?
>She slowly props herself up on her elbows, her green eyes sparkling from the afterglow
>"I... I love you, Anton..." she answers meekly
>You smile, your arms squeezing her back down, and you kiss her lips lightly
>I love you, too

>Morning arrived far too soon, and yet you were surprised with yourself
>Although you were beyond tired, you managed to make it all the way through Sherry's playlist
>The oni in question was curled up against you, snoozing with her head on your chest and her arms tightly wrapped around you
>Your finger traced a pattern on her bare shoulder, and you leaned your head forward, taking in the scent of your lover's hair
>This is the life for you, for sure
>You didn't notice the door opening, but the sudden flash and click sound drew your attention
>With a glance, you see your Dhampir mom in the doorway, cellphone in hand
>Mom, what the fuck are you doing?
>The dhampir smiled, and pointed at her phone
>"Saving memories for you, hun!" she replied simply, a wide smile on her face
>Get out
>"Now now, you two look adorable! I couldn't let the moment pa-"
>You toss a spare pillow at the door, and it quickly shuts with the dhampir outside
>Sherry lets out a groan, and slowly wakes up, looking at you with bleary eyes
>"What was-" she started, and yawned, "-that?"
>It was nothing, don't worry
>The oni groaned again, and squeezed you
>"Want to get up yet?" She asked
>Nope, not until you do
>"Mm, good~" she cooed, and squeezed you again
>It's a good life, that's for damn sure

End

Well that took forever and a half to get done. I hope you all enjoyed it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996929
>>12996936
>Wight masturbating to your nude form
Now there's a confidence booster.

>>12996940
...formatting issues?

>>12996922
>Small ornate shower
For shower sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996936
>Merisia continues to gently press you into her snatch, directing your tongue with gentle tugs on your head. You're content tolap carefully at her lips, drinking her juices like a parched man lost in a desert. She tastes slightly of strawberry and wine.
>Your dick is rock hard and hangs neglected between your legs, a state of affairs that is interrupted when Apphia steps behind you and kneels, legs around yours and leaning over your back
>You can feel Apphia's abundant tits pressing into your back, nipples erect through the fabric of her bikini and blush even harder than you already were, tongue-deep in Merisia. Apphia whispers into your ear just loud enough for both you and Merisia to hear.
>"Oh, anon. Such a faithful and devoted servant. So eager to perform your duty, and so overlooked. Perhaps it's about time I... reward you~."
>Soft, dextrous fingers wrap around your cock and gently tease you, prompting a moan into Merisia mid-lick.
>Warm skin is pressing onto your back and warm fingers begin to slowly jerk you off, interrupting your faithful licking of Merisia before you. Still, with one gentle white hand pressing your face into her snatch, Merisia seems to be greatly enjoying herself, breath heavy and panting now.
>Apphia just continues to whisper in your ear. "Come on, anon. Just let go and enjoy yourself. Let me finish you while you finish her."
>Not that you can respond or anything, but you moan.
>Apphia lifts her head off of yours and speaks to Merisia. "Ah, how is Anon doing? Is he pleasing you properly?" she singsongs.
>You can't see Merisias expression, but the dazed tone of her voice tells you enough. "Mon dieu--! Yes, ahn~, he is most... satistfactory."


>>12996947
Formatting issues, yes. Fixing it now, Notepad isn't very friendly with the formatting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996949
>Getting milked by Pharaoh while eating out a Wight
IKnowExactlyWhyIHaveThisBoner.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996944
Enjoyed it is an understatement. You did good, anon, You did good
What a comfy end to a comfy story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996819
Muh boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996949
This is nice.

I would just want to cuddle one though.

No penetration or anything.


Maybe its because I'm about to fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996944
Very nice. Very cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996949

>"Gooooood...." Apphia increases her speed, velvet fingers wrapped around your cock, driving you steadily towards your limit. Suddenly gripped by a strange madness, you grasp Merisia's thighs more firmly and drag her towards you rather than the other way around, prompting a short 'eek!', and lock your lips around her clit.
>Merisia gives up any impression of being 'classy' at that point, full on moans pouring from her mouth, mounting into a scream of "Ah, Anon!" when you gently bite down on her hood.
>As this happens you reach your limit, and your essence spatters onto Apphia's hand and the ground, wet sounds filling the air as you pull away, Apphia dragging you ever so slightly backwards into the middle of the room
>The pharaoh lays you out in the middle of the room, gently hushing you when you try to sit up. "Ah, but anon, we haven't had all our fun yet."
>Merisia stumbles out of her chair and you can see the wide grin on her normally classy face, a sharp contrast to the composed and smug Apphia.
>"I claim him in ze name of my house!"
>Apphia tuts and her snake hisses. "Fine, dear, but I'm taking his face."
>What?
>Apphia moves in a flash, lifting herself up and planting her thighs on either side of your face. You can smell and feel the heat from her dripping snatch -- she removed her bikini entirely somehow while you weren't watching.
>"Ready, anon?" she croons.
>"Y-yeah, I'm ready." you get out.
>You can feel the pressure of Merisia settling herself on your waist, one hand playing with your cock while your spirit is revitalized by an unseen force emanating from the Wight.
>Meanwhile, your whole world becomes Apphia's cleft, pressed over your face while she plays with your hair. "Come on, anon~"
>Well, who are you to refuse?
>Apphia tastes like flowers and sunlight, her juices ever so slightly tangy as they run over your lips. She digs her nails into your scalp encouragingly as you start.
Cont.

>>12996947
Sadly, no shower sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996959

>You can feel Merisia lift herself into the air and settle with great care upon your glans, hissing through her teeth.
>"Ah... Je T'aime..."
>She's cool on your cock, but rivulets of her cum pour down onto you and you dig into Apphia, who murmurs encouragingly to you.
>Merisia is loud enough that you can hear her moan as she slides down on your well-lubricated cock, folds parting to make entrance for you.
>Her pale hands find their way to your chest, hands splaying themselves on your ribs just behind Apphia.
>And then Merisia starts moving, dragging a groan out of you, locked between Apphia's ample brown thighs
>Merisia bounces on your cock at a steady speed, occasionally stopping to grind at your pelvis, shaking her hips back and forth and whimpering.
>Apphia speaks up after a particularly choice lick from you. "Anon~" she purrs, pulling your head further into her dripping crotch. "Have I ever told you that you're my favorite employee? Come, Merisia, praise the boy a bit."
>Merisia speaks disjointedly, clearly not focused on talking. "Anon, you are... magnifique. I -- words cannot describe... I think I will need come here more often."
>That gets a chuckle out of Apphia and a thrust up from you, startling Merisia to the cutest yelp you've heard out of her yet.
>Merisia comes about a minute later to an encouraging murmur from Apphia. "Ah, come on, darling. Lose yourself~". The Wight's voice echoes through the small room and she collapses on your chest, leaning into Apphia's back and panting heavily.
>But you're not finished quite yet. As you tease just inside of Apphia, you thrust upwards, forcing another 'eek!' out of Merisia and yet another laugh from the Pharaoh. "Ah, did you underestimate my dear Anon again?"
Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996959
>Sadly, no shower sex.
Drat. Would've been a lovely way to finish off the sweat they're workin' up...

>Facesitting by Pharaoh
This is also good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996963

>Merisia's hands are off of you and from your most enviable view of Apphia's stomach and the underside of her breasts you can see ghostly hands wrap around a brown waistline and hug close while you buck into the Wight again and again
>Merisia is just panting now, calling out "...Anon....Anon....." with each thrust.
>Apphia's breath has gone shorter and her murmurs are laced with the occasional moan while she draws near to her edge
>Damn it all, you're going to get both these women off or die trying.
>You grip Apphia's hips and pull them closer to you and she starts. "Anon, what-"
>She cuts herself off with a moan when Merisia reaches up to tease at her brown nipples while you swirl your tongue on her clit, which rapidly grows longer and longer and louder and louder, spilling over into a full fledged scream as her pussy pours out the juices you so crave onto your face.
>You drink deep and eagerly, and the taste combined with Apphia's soft grip on your head, Merisia's gentle twitching of her hips and the incredible tightness of her pussy is what drags you over.
>You grunt and shoot deep into Merisia, string after string of your cum pouring into her while the Wight moans again, life meeting death.
>Both women peel themselves off of you after a moment, but you think you're just going to lay here for a while. You're not sure you could actually stand up.
>Merisia's shaky knees fail her and she collapses next to you, crawling to your face to kiss you repeatedly all along your head before finally locking her lips with yours for a surprisingly chaste kiss.
>She pulls back and her hair forms a bit of a veil for just the two of you. "I... Thank you, anon."
>"You were my first, you know?"

Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996969
>Virgin Wight
...well, that's neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996969
>What? But, how? She's a Wight?
>Your confusion must show itself because she giggles. "Oh, sometimes we're just born like this, anon."
>"Will you take responsibility for me?" she whispers, suddenly looking more vulnerable than you've ever seen Merisia.
>She's pushed aside by the brown face of your boss, smiling and sweaty. "Not to interrupt, but he's mine, Merisia. I'm his boss and he's my..." She smiles, chuckles once, and looks away. "Well, he's my husband now."
>Merisia looks rather put out at this, and she jabs a ghostly claw at Apphia's face. "Mon amie, he was my first! You know what that means, Darling."
>"Well, I saw him first, before you even know him. And you know what that-"
>For fucks sake. You don't have time for this.
>You lift yourself off the floor, sweat dripping off of you and drag them both down to your sides in a dual-armed hug.
>"Don't care. I'll marry both of you if I have to."
>Both of them look somewhat abashed at that. "But, humans-" says Apphia before you cut her off again.
>"I don't care what anyone thinks." Both women blush and look away from each other, then back to you.
>"Hey, do you know where I can get some decent rings?" you add as an afterthought.
>Merisia smiles. "I know just the place."
End.


Comments, criticism, suggestions, unvarnished praise?

>>12996971
Yeah, I was going for cute there but I may have gone a bit overboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996971
Possible if her mom was a wight when she gave birth.

Unless wights give births to zombies.

Its like the alp birth question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996976
Need NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996976
Fun read.

Makes me want to get writing my next one.

Was nice to see a girl who doesn't get much stories where she isn't a villain get something.

The wight and pharoah played off each other well

[Anonymous No.]

Night everyone.

Don't burn the thread down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996986
Night Average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996976
Pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996976
>Boldly declaring your intent to marry two powerful Undead ladies
>Both of them blushing as you hold them in your arms

Cute you were going for sir, and cute you have achieved.

Loved it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996980
>Its like the alp birth question.
It's like quite a few birth questions. Alps, nekomata, parasite slime, many undead, fucking chochin obake. Do they just pop out a lantern, or a normal monster girl without all the trust issues or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996988
You know, I freaked out for a second and then remembered that I'm one of two guys who does this.

Have a nice one anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996996
Don't freak out Average.

That's a nice bed you have there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996989
Pastebin is here: http://pastebin.com/tbBHwkcU
>>12996982
Eh. Not a huge fan.
I... I don't have a greentext to write for the first time in five days. I'm... I'm free.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996999
Gimme a minute.

I'll have a job for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996998
You aren't helping anon, I better not wake up chained somewhere tomorrow.

I will be slightly displeased

[Anonymous No.]

>>>http://pastebin.com/MXgjVQFC

And so ends the utterly predictable tale of Anon and his Kawaii Oni. It ended up being almost exactly twice as long as I intended, but who gives a fuck. I had fun.

Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did. The change up in style was nice, but I think I prefer my second persons. It feels more natural. Probably because of all the greentexts I did before actually writing something properly.

Update starts from 499 I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996999
You're the one who kept asking for "Prompts".

Take a well deserved break Gauf, you've given us OC Fapfuel for the month!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997002
It's alright, I can't think of anything else.

I was gonna go for a guess on your hair colour, but fuck it too much work.
Brunette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997002
Even if you wake up in an Alp's love dungeon? I got Spec-Ops the Line for 9 Euros just today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997006
Close, dirty blonde

>>12997007
As fun as that would be, tomorrow is weight lifting day.

I can't miss weight day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997008
>lifting during the week
I go to the gym during the weekend like a normal, busy little bee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997008
>dirty blonde

We have the same hair color
Brother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997007
>2015
>buying vidiya
Good goy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997011
>2015
>being a thief
ENTITLEMENT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997009
4 times a week, 2 legs/back, 2 chest/core

I cannot break the routine otherwise I get antsy

>>12997010
Only if you have blond eyes as well.

Ok, night for real guys. Was fun chatting and reading with you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997003
Oh and all that stuff at the end about the Blue Oni I just wrote on the fly. I mean, I write basically everything on the fly, but that I literally just made up as I went along. but I like the premise, so maybe I'll do a redemption story about the Blue Oni and how she learned to appreciate her men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997007
>Spec-Ops

Are you gonna make monsters cry by playing that game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997015
>>12997010
Crap, meant blue. I really need to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997003
>>12997016
I enjoyed it thoroughly, Penywise.

>>12997001
You.... you must be a creature of wickedness!
No, seriously, hit me. I'm gonna have four spare hours tomorrow.

>>12997004
Yeah yeah, my fault and all that.

Well, it will give me some time to work on the actual, non greentext stories I have in motion including a Kejourou story and a Manticore+Paladin story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997015
>antsy
I wish I got that. It's so easy to just think
>Hey dad, how about we watch Three Kingdoms instead?
>What an excellent idea, son!
>>12997017
I was told it would be a wild ride and it in a bargain bin for 9 Euros. I had no choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997018
>blue

Brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997014
But you don't steal anything, owner doesn't lose his property. You just copy it
Jesus did the same thing, he copied bread and made wine from water
Are you implying he is also a thief?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997020
Having a dad for a hockey coach and following this routine for eight years tends to make it second nature.

>>12997021
BROTHER!!

Night for super real this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997028
But anon, Jesus used his own bread and fish. The water to wine thing he did when people asked him to. That's completely different from VIOLATING THE LAW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997019
Have you done anything with Kunoichi's or Mantis's yet?

Cause if not Mantis/Kunoichi "hunting" her husband which leads into turning the tides on her, basically the final scene from Predator but with a Mantis/Kunoichi and sex

bondage trap sex is optional

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997019
You do that.

As for me, I aught to try getting somewhere with that SoL story I started last night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997019
Thanks, I really appreciate it, man. From a dude who spits out so much OC that means a lot. Here's to writing so much more in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997033
>Bondage Trap Sex
Nice. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997033
Well, I did do a story with a mantis: http://pastebin.com/6Unjc9Jh

Kunoichi sounds interesting, though. I might try that out.

>>12997034
Just remember: Words on the screen, edit later.

>>12997036
And here's to never burning out.

[Anonymous No.]

http://exhentai.org/s/13f01c2179/778545-24
Holy shit this is literally my fetish 5000/10 would possibly be eaten by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997040
Also having her dressed up as the Predator is totally optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997039
Still waiting for anon to finish Kunoichi smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997042
How incomprehensibly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997048
Heart pupils and tentacle mouth is an amazing combination.

[Anonymous No.]

So would Monster Girl Kaijus be like Superheros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997051
What about flesh devouring ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997072
I still want to nibble on those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997072
That sounds like an invitation to have wet, sloppy kisses with them or even aural sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997072
A bit hard to nibble safely. Not that >>12997081 wouldn't try.

I'd still bone it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997003
Well, I'm still in the mood to write, but now I'm drinking to kick back, and I don't really wanna do Rusalka right now. So I've got next to nothing planned but fuck it, lets roll. Spider-onee time.

http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms

>Man. Man used to walk on all fours. And then man walked on two legs. And then man walked on three. And then man didn't walk at all
>That changed only slightly when monsters came into play.
>Man walked on all fours. And then man walked on two legs. and then man spent a lot of time on his back, frequently. And then he went back to walking on three.
>The important thing to note here, is that man never walked on eight legs
>And when you're walking with your Onee hanging off your arm, doting on your every action, it's very hard to match your pace to hers, to not trip up
>Doubly so when she's whipping out a comb every few minutes to flatten out some unruly hair.
>You sigh as you stare at your reflection, your sister with a determined look on her face as she flattens hairs one by one, licking fingers and patting down all defiance
>"Look, sis. It's my job to be a little sloppy. It's what makes you want to look after me, right? I look perfect as it is with these clothes you made for me. Any more and you'd spoil my defining character trait. Helplessness."
>"Ufufu, what silly words, darling. Your defining trait is my cute little brother."
>"Heh. I guess that'll never change huh? Well. I'm a little hungry. Lets stop by somewhere to eat. I know a good cafe."
>"Ara, a cafe? that's not like you at all. What are you scheming?"
>She fidgets as you lead her by the hand
>Heads turn as your lewd conduct and she whimpers "Not here" countless times, but you intertwine your fingers with hers relentlessly
>She stares at the sigh, deadpan
>And then at you
>And then back at the sign
>"A maid cafe? Seriously?"
>"Ofcourse. This too is part of my master plan. And look, it's working."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997088

Sorry, but I saw 'master plan'.
>Was going to a maid cafe part of your plan?

>Of course!


>Well congratulations, you got yourself seated. What's the next part of your plan?

>Crashing this story...
>WITH NO SURVIVORS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997088
>Maid Cafe
>Master Plan
Hue hue hue.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, you know what I miss? The Human Boy Butler Cafe shenanigans.

I want to dress up real nice and take Monster Girl's orders, make small talk and make them smile, and wave my mistresses goodbye as they leave, and hopefully leave a smile on their face!

Making Monster Girls both happy and full would be the best job!

[Anonymous No.]

>MANSWINE YOU PIECE OF SHRAKH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997097
>Butler Cafe shenanigans
Will Ms. Crabs ever find love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997100
>Those fang/horn/tusk-things.
Why do I have this compulsion to kiss and suckle on them gently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997103
>"Lad, we're not talking about △, or □, we're talking about ○."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997032
He still fucked up with possible profits of bakers winemakers. Which is total bullshit because he gave bread and wine to poorfags who couldn't afford it anyway. Owners didn't lose potential clients.
It's the same with vidya. Games are pirated by poorfags who wouldn't buy the game legally anyway. Owners don't lose potential clients, but the more people pirate it, the more videos, let's plays, screenshots etc are being made, which attract actual customers with money.
So it's a win-win situation for everyone
Except the cases where the game is shit and the more people play it, the more evident it becomes. But who cares about shit games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997106
>orc girl got bullied about her tusks in school
>anon gets all up in them
Prepare to get embarrassedly squealed at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997112
>Implying this was not the goal
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997097
You know those people hate their jobs a shit ton right?

I'd imagine it would be the same if it was with MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997120
Would you also ask her to put her glasses on and braid her hair up like the old days, implying that you liked her already back then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997129
>Braid
>Glasses
>Cute little tusks you just wanna suckle on between kisses

I'm going to go with yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997121
I've worked the service industry behind a register. At least being a waiter at a Butler Cafe I'd serve people who'd want to be around me and wouldn't yell at me. Also I bet it'd be a really cozy job to work at a small one. Just imagine being the only butler in a small cafe hidden in the wall, sitting at the window on a rainy day as a Monster Girl finally walks in, and you eagerly bring her to a table, take her order, and make small but enjoyable talk about the weather, recent events, and such, bring her her food, keep her company since no one's really there, and finally escort her out once she's finished as she personally thanks you, slips money down your shirt, winks at you, before grabbing her umbrella and coat, as she heads out the door into the foggy rain.

A nice slow, cozy job where you make people happy just with your presence, it sounds wonderful to me, and I'd want to be the best Butler for my Mistresses as I can possibly be!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997136
>class prez with huge muscles
Moe~
I still want that SoL anime about cute girls and their plucky weightlifting club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997137
>recent events

Oh yeah, I can't wait to talk to a MG about ISIS and other shit like that.

That's just a 10/10 conversation starter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997091
>>12997093
I feel bad because I don't get the reference ;_;

>>12997088
>She's all but on top of you, for how smothered you feel. It's very reminiscent of playing with your younger jumping-spider cousin. She used to pretend to be a backpack. At least, that's what you thought she was doing. No one really knows. Her archetype was "Kuudere" Silent and uncaring, nonetheless, she'd be on her favourite person's back without fail. Silently. Slightly pouting. Clinging to backs.
>If another favourite person arrived she'd jump onto them, but she never left your back until either your Onee-chan pulled her off or it was time to leave.
>"T-this was your plan? How ruthless."
>"Indeed. For within this cafe are countless beautiful maids just waiting to steal me away. The first step of operation /Deito/ is to have you exhibit your jealous side to the fullest. Pouting of mass destruction. Clinginess to rival a Barometz itself. I will have my onee reveal all of her adorability here and now, permanently soiling the canvass of our date with a cute aftertaste which leaves everything after this coloured in a rosy pink."
>"G-guh! Don't think you've won yet!"
>"Welco-Fuck off."
>You indeed hadn't won
> Looking down at you was the last person you wanted or expected to see.
>In a cute, frilly maid uniform which amplified her mediocre bust and executed the most perfect of zettai ryouiki, stood the bandaged angel delinquent, blushing a furious red at having been seen in such a way. What was going to be a respectful bow turned into a proud sneer as she looked down her nose at you.
>"The fuck do you want. You here to perv on maids, you sick fuck?"
>Before you have a chance to respond, your sister blurs in a flurry of movement
>"Say that again cunt. You're already laced up, if I pull this thread you'll be in bondage so damn erotic you'll never be able to show your face again. A demonstration."
>She manipulates a thread, and something shifts underneath her shirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997143
>muscle shit
You can always have picrelated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997149
Oh jeez man you know you can always kill yourself.

There's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997147
>don't get the reference.
Baneposting.
It's a meme from /tv/ about really, really bad dialogue in a certain section of The Dark Knight Rises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997147
>I feel bad because I don't get the reference ;_;
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997155
>Unironically using the word meme
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997157
Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him off a plane...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997152
Only after you, good sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997145
>crazy that the falklands have been invaded right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997163
Alps first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997159
>not liking Meme-chan
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997168
>Liking "2deep4u criticism of otaku using 2d slut dances and dresses" girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997166
Yeah, I already said after you
Who else but alp could love masculine muscle bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997147
>Didn't get the reference
I don't know about the other guy, but I wasn't even making a reference.

I just thought...
>Maid Cafe
>Maids call you "Master"
>Therefore, "Master Plan".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997168
Man that video was shit.

Fuck that entire thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997173
Slut dances are great, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997174
Muscle pussy is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997173
>not liking lewd girls dancing
Alp pls go back to being bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>Working your cruddy supermarket job
>Four hours of feeding people slices of cooked sausages on toothpicks
>Can't leave until all the sausages in the package you opened are gone
>Already an hour over when you were supposed to leave
>Don't dare eat the sausage bits yourself, they're made for MGs that like actual fire
>But you're really hungry
>Only one sausage left, but nobody is around since it's dinnertime for sane people
>Start daydreaming, looking around for anyone around
>Nobody
>Notice there is one less sausage slice when you look back
>How?
>Nobody is around
>Look to see if you missed anyone
>Just some housewives chattering near a shake-n-bake display
>Look back at table
>One more gone, an empty kid-sized carton of chocolate milk put beside the tray
>How in the where?
>Stare straight ahead for a while
>Nothing
>Test it by looking away again before back
>Two more gone, three left
>Another small carton
>You looked away for less than a second
>Oh god this is too spooky
>Try not to freak out
>Freak out a bit
>Watch as a carton appears floating in front of you
>OhgodthisishowIdie!!
>Empty carton is set down, rest of the sausage floats into the air
>Disappears
>Freak out a lot
>Pack things up as fast as you can
>Punch out of the clock
>Nearly run into a young cheshire with red and black hair just outside the exit of the employee only area
>Holding a half-quart carton of chocolate milk while looking miserable
>Other paw holding a note
>"Those were too spicy."
>Candy never could handle spicy food
>Wait
>Oh. OH!
>Head home to have microwaved dinner with your cheshire girlfriend
>But not before paying for all that chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997185
Does she even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997185
Hi Nyanon.

More of this? Wonderful! Mute Cheshire is pretty damn adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997149

That could have been so good and yet it was so bad.

>Monstergirl, check
>Muscles, check
>Delicious brown, check
>Big fat oni tats, check

God damn, how could they fuck up the end result so badly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997197
Just when I can think up something cute.

>>12997194
She's sixteen, but looks twelve. Not easy to get work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997147
>You're not sure what your sis has a hold of there, but you can guess by the voiceless cry. The angel flushes in a deep red mix of arousal and embarrassment
>Her knees wobble and she nearly kneels then and there
>Your sister scowls "Now. Serve. Your. Master."
>The angel whimpers, and nods obediently, "T-this way, M..."
>Onee flashes a look of pure hellfire
>"M...Master."
> She leads you to a table with a stool and a large space, obviously designed for tauric women to sit with their less-tauric friends, or perhaps even their partners, as is happening now
>"W-Wow. You really handled her well."
>She blushes a deep prideful crimson, and clings to your arm tighter, like she earned the right. "Anything for my love. But not Anyone. You're mine. But..."
>"Of course, I'm yours and only yours. But?"
>"Who is that?"
>...
>You take a deep look at the angel. She starts to squirm under your cool, scrutinous gaze. It's obvious she wants to yell at and deride you, but her eyes flick nervously to the thin thread in your sister's hands.
>"Dunno. I think I've seen her around. Maybe we've shared a few words. Could be we go to the same school."
>"Eeh? I was this mean to a schoolmate. Aha, Sorry, sorry." She makes a big show of cutting the thread, "You can probably just unravel the web later on. But if you don't tighten it, you may even want to keep it on. My thread feels pretty good, you know? Here, look at the clothes I made my cute little brother here, aren't they beautiful"
>Asked to look at the equivalent of a wedding collar the angel blushes slightly, and bows gracefully
>"Certainly, mistress. Your weaving is masterful."
>"Ufufu, such a polite girl."
>"T-then, master mistress. The menu. Please, call me once you've made your decision."
>You can't speak. You're shocked. That delinquent could act so refined? Impossible, right?
>Your Onee just walks over to her place at the table and gets herself comfortable, like it were all normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997224
>lip licking noises
Delicious.

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>12994759
I know I'm half a day late, but I was asleep. Thanks for always reading my stuff, Metal Gear guy. It feels good to know that people keep up with my writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997224
>Spoiler
You got balls mang.
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994373
>If you obey, she tenderly doms you.
Can I fight her 'til my last breath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997256
Why would you bully her like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994543
Lamianize this alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997256
No.
Because after you've exhausted yourself in a brutal battle with her, she will land the final blow, not killing you, simply knocking you out.
You will awaken to find yourself floating in her spring, the steamy water soothing your sore body as she tends to your wounds.
She will flush with embarrassment when she notices you stirring, excusing her actions by stating that she has deemed you a treasure worthy of being added to her horde, and that she cannot stand to have something so precious remain so damaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997247
Hey, why not stick your dick in a beehive? It'll only make it swell bigger, right?

>>12997224
>You take the seat next to her, and once the delinquent leaves, tell her that she was the angel you told her about. Even though she probably figured it out as soon as you mentioned being in the same school
>She just smiles and doesn't say anything.
>Instead, she looks her arm around yours, and rests her head against your shoulder.
>Idly, you flick through the menu
>"So, what would you like?"
>"Hmm... Something... light... that will give lots of energy..."
>She lifts her head from your shoulder, and brings her tongue to your earlobe. She gives it a little lick, "For later."
>You suppress an excited shudder, and flick the page over.
>"Then how about two teas, this quiche we can share and a desert?"
>"Mmm, sounds good."
>You go to raise your hand, but your sister puts a restraining hand on your own
>She pokes her tongue at you conspiratorially, and flashes you her free hand
>The light glints off a nearly impossibly thin string.
>"I lied."
>She manipulates a string, and moments later the sound of a dropped metal plate can be heard.
>You peek into the venue and see the red-faced delinquent crouched, two cups in either hand, the plate abandoned.
>Wobbly, she shoots a glance your way, before apologising to those nearby and placing the cups on the plate again, to be delivered to the back of the kitchen.
>Utterly embarrassed, she makes her way towards the two of you
>She cannot keep the fury from her eyes, and so she doesn't meet either yours or your sisters. Her fists are balled and shaking, and her voice wavers, seething.
>"Y-you called. Mistress." The last word is almost a hiss. You're enjoying this. The inner sadist in you comes to play.
>"Dear, are you sure we want this one? She's awfully... unsteady on her feet, isn't she. Shouldn't the help be more... poised?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997258
For this.>>>>12997264
Get it now? At least I went out like a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997264
Not that anon but fuck that.

Monsters need to take a fucking hint sometimes, if I'm that resistant to a monsters advances she should fucking understand that I don't want to be in a relationship with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997274
>Monsters
>Raping Men
Well, go fucking figure.
She's a Dragon. You lost. Live with it faggot.

>>12997273
And whether she admits it or not, she respects you for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997276
No.

Even if I lose I will still hate her for not listening to me, if she won't such a simple thing at the start of a relationship she's better off fucking a bunch of different guys because I want no part of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996812
I did have a chapter done, actually, but after re-reading it and such I realized it was pretty bad so I scrapped it and am starting over.

Working on other side projects here and there hasn't been helping things, either.

So, Soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997284
>Wants only you as her treasure

>Tell her to fuck off and be a slut

You are...truly a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997290
...is it just me, or does the face that .less drew for that guy look rather similar to how he drew the Vengeance guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997295
If she can't listen to me before the relationship even starts it's not gonna be a healthy one anon.

Sorry, that's just how it is for me, she'll have to get her mana from someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997100
>M-manswine, no! It's too big! You'll tear me apart!
>YOU WILL SUFFER ME NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997295
She won't be happy with a treasure that doesn't love her back, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997298
>>12997301
>Would rather be a cuck than try and get to know her.

I don't understand you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997304
>cuck

Fuck off, I'm not a cuck if I don't love her you fucking retard.

I want /tv/ to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997272
>Your sister, ever the predator, immediately falls into her role, "Ara how true, how fortunate the mugs she dropped were already used" tug, "Just look at how she sways. And her hands are just shaking. This service isn't so great if this is all they deem us worthy of."
>She leans into the Angel's face, runs a finger up the girl's chin, "Is there something the matter, girl?"
>"N-No, mistress, master. I apologise for my poor conduct. If you've decided then?"
>"Ah, yes." You proceed to give your order to the girl, who bows and swiftly leaves. Your sister's voice floats over her shoulder.
>"Do try not to drop anything, dear."
>The two of you are alone again. "That was cruel, darling."
>"Me? That was mostly you there."
>"Ara, was it? ... You have such a strong look... I can see why she chased you."
>You can't help but scowl as you rest your back against the wall. "Who needs such a strong look?"
>She rubs her hand along your arm. "Sorry. Let's just enjoy tonight."
>You sigh and relax your face before turning to look at her, "No, I'm sorry." Face to face, the two of you are close now. The quiet fan in the corner of the room sweeps past the two of you every now and then, the gust of air carrying with it the scent of the woman before you.
>Her lips are... so soft. So full. She doesn't wear anything on her lips, so they are a light, fleshy pink. A naturally arousing colour.
>She herself has notices your closeness, and her lips part slightly, the tip of her tongue peeking out.
>You hesitate a split second. Here? Out in the open like this?
>She takes advantage of the split second to attack, stealing your lips with hers. Your lips part naturally, and she slips her tongue in, claiming everything of you.
>The kiss lasts until you notice the blushing and fidgeting angel with your cups of coffee. You tap your sis, and break the kiss.
>"Now who's the pervert? You didn't have to watch to the end."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997307
But you do love her, you tsundere piece of King Grump Alp's earwax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997304
She's the one who's going to end up cucked and heartbroken if she insists on forcibly marrying a guy that doesn't love her. She should take a few years to get over her first unrequited love and find someone who likes her back instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997307
No, you're a cuck for wanting her to go out and fuck other guys when she only wants you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997310
>Wanting an MG to move on
>Not wanting to get forcibly loved
>Not wanting to develop Stockholm Syndrome

What happened to this thread. I mean really...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997309
>>12997311
I'm not staying with her you retards.

I want her to fuck off, while I move on with my life and forget about her, if she has to fuck other guys I don't give a fuck.

I do not, and will not love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997314
I just don't want some titty monster with a hot spring to steal me away from my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997317
>Hates Dragons and/or dominant women so much he'd be this much of an edgy McTryhard about it.

Geez, no accounting for shit-taste I suppose...

>>12997318
Well chances are, if you already had a waifu you were living comfortably with, you wouldn't find yourself in a Dragon's private hot spring anyway, now would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997317
I won't say I'm in love~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0DMTlwLw4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997297

>TFW that's Danon's father dreaming as he shuffles around his home like a zombie, a second chance at a family, the dizzy spells and little strokes are his body shutting down in the real world from overwork and neglect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997319
How am I edgy for having standards?

I don't want to be a trophy husband to some bitch who can't do the most crucial thing that a relationship needs, she can fuck off and find someone who likes that shit because that is not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997325
No MG will ever be with a meanie like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997325
I was going to say something about how you're a shit again, but worry not as >>12997327 is right.

If you want so badly for girls to just ignore you and never pursue you, I'm sure they'll do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997327
Good.

If all MGs can't do a basic thing like listening to their potential husbands and understanding his wishes then I don't want to deal with any of them.

Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997333
>stronk human boy who don't need no MG
M'lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997336
Sorry that I have enough self respect to not let myself be used as a doormat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997308
>She places the cups down before flicking nervous eyes to your Onee "I-I simply didn't want to interrupt and gain mistress's... ire."
>It's hard to see her as the delinquent anymore
>"Ara, what a good girl. A reward." She spreads her arms wide
>She rubs her fingers together, rolling the string in her hand, manipulating the tightness of whatever contraption your sister weaved under the girl's clothes
>Her legs begin to shake, and she falls forward, caught in your onee's bosom
>Your sister, for her part, keeps tugging and twisting the string in her hand, her free fingers running through the angel's hair, her voice, a cooing reassurance.
>She whispers sweetly into the girl's ear, and you can't help but become excited by the display.
>The angel shudders and shakes, whimpering her quiet cries. A particularly powerful shudder takes her, and just a little bit more of her halo bleeds into grey. She catches her breath in your sister's arms.
>"There there. Good girl. How was mistresses award?"
>Your mouth drops open when the angel lifts her face from your sister's breasts, completely flushed and teary eyed "It was amazing, Mistress." Your sister giggles her "ufufu", and claims the angel's lips just as she did yours. Your jaw hits the ground so hard it shatters. The angel goes limp in the spider's arms, a fly in her web. She broke her. In the minutes since meeting her, your sister broke the feared delinquent almost instantly.
>"Was that your first kiss, girl?"
>"Y-yes mistress."
>You can't help but feel a little jealous.
>Your sister notices your pout
>"Ara, don't be jealous. My lips are yours and yours alone."
>"But..."
>She gets that playful smile whenever she's found something exciting "My lips are yours. Those were your lips which claimed this girl's first kiss and, by extension, you who claimed her."
>You're sure there's a problem here, but you can't find it. Sounds pretty damn good to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997340
You go man! You tell 'em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997333
Alright, just be sure to keep from tempting any of those MGs. Be clean but not too clean, wear baggy clothing to hide the body, ALWAYS wear sunglasses even if it's indoors at night to hide your eyes, better wear tons of women's perfume to keep them from smelling your male musk, and maybe put a surgical mask on. Oh, and never take your hands out of your pockets. Just asking for hand holding you slut.
Or you could just be a general asshole. Monsters HATE that, unless you beat a P'ork in a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997344
I'm not entirely sure what is going on here.

But I like it. Well, my dick does anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997350
Don't worry fuckface.

I have a natural aura that just screams "I'm a fucking asshole" I think I can stay alone for the rest of my life without having to wear that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when people liked how MGs were forward, powerful women who took what they wanted, and demonstrated the extent of their love and devotion with raw, naked passion (Literally and figuratively), making any guy realize how lucky they are to have been snagged by her?

Yeah. Those were nice times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997350
You're just begging to an Oomukade waifu with that outcast act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997356
That's Professor Fuckface to you Mr. Asshole. Now excuse me, my Ghoul wife needs my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997356
>I'm alone and bitter about it, but I can't show any weakness! I must put on airs! I can't admit my own sorrow even to myself!
You sound like you need a hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997360
Have fun getting your dick bitten off asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997364
>not getting the joke
Well, I guess it was kind of subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997360
>Ghoul wife
Blowjob noises are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997363
I'm not bitter about shit.

I just decided that at a young age I didn't want to ever be in a serious relationship with a girl.

Feels great anon, I can do whatever I want to myself and not care a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997367
You mean the sound effects in hentai that sound like someone fisting pudding?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of strange, seemingly contradictory Monstergirl waifu would you prefer?

>Shy, timid Oni with a chubby body
>Motherly, ara ara~ Troll with a loli body
>Chaste Succubus
>Masochistic Manticore
>Tsundere Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997369
No, actual blowjob noises.
I always listen to hentai muted, I have no idea what kind of sound you're even talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997369
Someone I knew called it 'sloshing water in a bottle'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997368
>I just decided that at a young age I didn't want to ever be in a serious relationship with a girl
You asked out your first crush and she started shouting
>EWW, GROSS!
and then everybody laughed at you. Go be bitter and lonely somewhere else, we are here to celebrate love in it's many forms.
For example, pic relates is called "olev".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amqp2bGA6ZQ

Actual blowjob noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997368
Are you the same shallow, empty anon from earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997358
B-but I can't imagine a woman being stronger than me! I know, I'll go full edgy and kill myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997372
>doesn't know every hentai noise
You're missing out. The sound effects are hilarious and the screaming orgasms are heartwarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997375
>tfw I watched that video just the other day.

Professional blowjob noises, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997375
That...is not what a blowjob sounds like.

That sounds like a garbage disposal. Or a half-broken blender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997374
Just because I don't want a serious relationship with a monster doesn't mean I don't want to fuck one.

Monster girls are casual fucks to me, do whatever you want to do but I don't want anything serious.

>>12997376
No, I'm not shallow or empty either, I just don't want a serious relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997384
>Just a manslut
Whatever man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997384
You're a heart breaker, anon. MGs only want to tenderly rape and marry you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997384
>monster girls are casual fucks
You are gonna have a really bad time when/if you run into a clingy or possessive one.

Like, say, a dragon.
>doesn't want a serious relationship
>not shallow
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995569
A Wurm is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997392
I don't want that, serious relationships are something I never wanted and will never want.

MGs are only for a quick fuck and to leave before the sun rises

>>12997393
Bite me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997396
MG's don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997396
>leave before the sun rises
You realize they can track you by your spirit energy, right? Moreover, what happens when you run into a dangerous one that doesn't take no for an answer? Ex: Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997370
I'd prefer a shy, timid oni with a only slightly muscular body, but out of those
>>Chaste Succubus
>yfw everyone thinks she's a late-stage alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997398
Exactly.

Which is why I don't give a shit what I do to myself, because I'm not gonna fuck a normal woman and MGs are never gonna be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997354
She weaved some web under the angel's clothes and her been tweaking her clit and nipples with it. Atleast, that's what I tried to imply. Who knows how spider silk feels on your clitoris? I'm just making shit up as I go along here. But it probably induces mindbreak... maybe.

>>12997344
>The angel steps away, unsteadily and flashes you a look mixed between majorly pissed and really really shy. "M-Master, Mistress. Your coffee. Dinner will come soon. thankyou for your patience."
>She scuttles away, beating a quick retreat
>Your sister's eyes follow her hungrily as she subconsciously licks her lips.
>You can't help but feel a little left out. A little sulky. You idly stir your coffee and take a sip
>You hear a gasp "I'm sorry! I got distracted and went to far, you're not mad are you?"
>You look confused at the sudden outburst. "Eh? Mad? No. A little sullen, maybe."
>She buries her head into you, "Sorry! This was supposed to just be about me and you."
>You can't help but notice the ultimate irony. You came here to get the same effect form her, and yet you're the one feeling jealous
>"It's just that... that girl makes me want to DO things to her, and I got so caught up in it. I-I'll ignore her."
>You sigh, pettiness spent, "No, that won't be neccesary. You found a new friend. I'm glad. She seems to like you. Maybe you can get her to stop hating me."
>Your calming words have the opposite effect and her face gets all teary eyed "S-So kind!"
>The rest of the dinner proceeds rather normally. You sister resists the urge to molest the angel, and spends all her attention on you, letting you dote on her utterly. You think you hear a few people vomit at your diabetes inducing sweet atmosphere are the two of you giggle and feed each other, but it doesn't really matter. Sated, the two of you bid goodbye to the angel, with you kissing her left cheek, and your onee-chan taking the right. She blushes and bows as the two of you take your leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997378
>screaming orgasms
>sounding like anything other than a woman being dropped off a cliff and yelling all the way down

[Anonymous No.]

How do you combat against the Alp Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997402
Oh I figured that.

I meant with why she's teasing the angel in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997399
I'm not an idiot.

I'll probably have multiple plans just in case of such a thing happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997405
I lay out a bowl of nachos, halo and a box of condoms
along with the following note:
"If you can get a higher KDR than me while taking it doggy-style, I'll marry you.|

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997405

>Alp Lilim encounters group of chaste Paladins
>Instantly picks out which ones secretly want the dick
>Snap of the finger, suddenly the Paladin's temple is overrun by lusty Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997405
Point of interest: How much cum would it take to advance Alp Lilim into the third stage of Alpdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997405
Call it a faggot maybe?
>>12997411
>she does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997405
But alps never win
They like getting fucked in the ass by the enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997405
Kick her in the NUTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997411

>Alp Lilim immediately rips off shirt to reveal her MLG tee
>She's fucking pro

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997420
>Today we all learned something. Mainly that girls do not have balls.
Or maybe the phantom pains get her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997408
>I'll probably have multiple plans to prevent such a thing from happening.

Such as?
No minefields, white phosphorus, napalm, etc.

As far as I can tell, you need to avoid mountains (Ushi-Oni), towns (Kitsune, Kumiho, Lilim), open plains (aggressive dragons), forests (all trapping plant species), oceans (Kraken), deserts (Girtalbu, Apophis, possibly Sandworms) and jungles (Jinko). Additionally, a hellhound can strike anywhere, anytime. So you're safe as long as you live only in the arctic circle and you get lucky enough to never attract a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997416
>>12997421
I win either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997405

By using loli Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997425
>arctic circle
Glacies, Yuki-Onna, Finnish Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997415
If you want to get technical, an alp wouldn't be a lilim in the first place. It would be some kind of Arch Alp.

And considering that stage 3 is a level of power under the arch-tier, then it's obviously just got enough power that's it's got a glamor of a stage 2 look. Bust that down and you're in ara ara city.

But then again
>KC
>Consistency

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997425
Or if I live my life normally and act as unattractive as possible.
>inb4 Devil Bug

I'll just smash her with a broom or something until she fucks off, if I have to I'll spray her with bug spray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997429
>Arch Alp
And you people don't want an Alp to dom you...
>The super-jock human boy is captain of the Rape Ball Team
>secretly being blackmailed by an Alp into indecent activities

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997430
So, where are you going to live? Even if you spend your time doing nothing one of those monsters will come after you eventually if only because you've resisted so many advances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997430
And one night, as you're dreaming, a Nightmare comes a-clippety-cloppin' for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997407
Eh, she acted like a cunt to her fiancée. Is there any reason not to bully the angel? I'd bully the angel. I'd bully the angel all day. Angel bullying a best.

>>12997402
I'm actually going to cut it short here. I'm getting real sleepy and I think anything more would just be shit writing ontop of sleep deprivation. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997430
That would attract a Kikimora, too.

And they can be pretty crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997434

Arch Alps would have thighs and asses that put Wights to shame and more magic than you could shake a stick at.

They say Alpollo is one who ascended beyond the physical plane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997435
I would live where I have been living my entire life, in my home town.

>>12997436
I don't dream anon, Nightmares wouldn't do shit.

>>12997438
I'd tell her to leave too, being polite as possible of course, she didn't do anything to me so why should I be rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997439
Praise that Sun, bro! It's tots rad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997439
>not asscended

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997441
>I don't dream
Yes you do, you just forget them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997439
Must be, no matter what she always leaves a thong on my pillow at night. My closet is so full of alp thongs. Help. Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995705
She's practicing her mating dance.

You should respond positively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997446
Some of them must be edible. What self respecting slut doesn't own a licorice thong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997441
>living in town
Okay then! A lilim decides that she likes you.

A Kitsune takes a liking to you because you've rejected so many you MUST be a top tier husbando. Oh, and they're canonically yandere.

A Kumiho rips your thoughts open and changes all you are to loving her after you throw a tantrum when she tries to ask you on a date.

Or; A hellhound drags you into hell to be her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997452
Woah woah woah woah. Kumihos can do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997455
They have mind influencing magic, at the very least.


Nine tailed foxes are scary, anon. Be afraid of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997452
>Lilim
I would politely say why I would not be interested and see if I know anyone who she would like instead.

>Kitsune
I would say how I have multiple major flaws and how in fact I am not a good husband but instead a very lucky virgin.

>Kumiho
If she had the brains to ask me out I wouldn't throw a tantrum, I would just kindly say how I am not interested and how there are other guys who would gladly have her

>Hellhound
She can fuck off, I didn't do anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997462
>multiple major flaws
>trying to reason with a yandere
Nigga, you just went full retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997464
They're not completely fucking insane anon, they can be reasoned with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997462
Lilim: maybe. She's a fey spirit and there's a good chance she thinks you need an attitude adjustment.
Kitsune: ha, no. That would just enhance your value in her eyes.
Kumiho: yeah, no. She wants you, she'll have you.
Hellhound: well there's all the girls you fucked and left to wake up on their own...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997468
>yandere can be reasoned with
youknownothingjonsnow.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997468
>reasoning with a crazy person
she has different logic than you or I anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Not taking your former Templar ally turned Alp as your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997464
Since yanderes get mad when people shit talk the object of their affection would they do anything to you if you badmouth yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997468
>trying to reason with a Yandere
Yeah, that's gonna go really well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997477
They would assume that someone told you hurtful things, reassure you, and shush you if you ever try to say that again because you are PeRfEcT anon love you love you love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997475
>Templar ally
>not your senior in the Order of Knights, the man who taught you to fight and to ride a horse and to know right from wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997470
>>12997472
>>12997474
>>12997480
You people are nuts.

I'm positive that if I can introduce her to another guy that would better suit her tastes she will forget all about me.

Hellhound has me though, but I'm sure I can just work off my sins by doing odd jobs instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997494
>a yandere will leave the object of her affections for someone else
If you don't know what words mean, don't use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997489
>she demands that you call her onee-chan
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997494
>yandere
>being introduced to another guy
Do you even know what that word means?

Also, hellhound don't give a shit about what you think/feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997495
>>12997498
No it's fine.

I can work this out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997499
That kind of attitude will get you a Bad End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997499
You're gonna get mind broken or nice boat'd.
Go look up "yandere" real quick. Now, apply it to an incredibly powerful ancient magician.>>12997499

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997501
>>12997504
It's fine.

I can totally change her mind, it's super fine.

I got this, I'll just fake my death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997506
>she hires a Lich to necromancy your soul into a soulgem
>you're still alive when she does this, so you die for real
>but your soul still ends up inside the gem
>and she now wears it as a necklace

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997508
No it's good.

I'll run when she's busy calling the Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997506
>I can totally change her mind, it's super fine.
Are... Are you okay, anon?


>fake your death
Yeah, um, either you don't leave a body and she uses magic to find out where it is or she mourns at your grave for the rest of her days.

Or she splits open the world to get at you again. That could happen with a 9-tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997511
You don't need to be present when the Lich performs the ritual, anon. She's calling your soul, not your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997511
And THAT is when the Ushi-Oni strikes. Off to the rape cave with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997512
>>12997514
No it's fine, I'll leave a note saying I'm in a different dimension that she can't go to.

>>12997516
I know my way out of a Ushi cave, it's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997508
...Being a cute girl's soul gem sounds kinda fun, actually. I'm worried for my sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997520
>you're on a different dimension she can't go to
.... That sounds like a challenge.

Also, she LOVES YOU. She'd find a way.

>know your way out of an Ushi-Oni cave
You need to get out of her claws first, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997506
against a hellhound i think she knows if you dead or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997523
I always carry a vial of acid when going into Ushi territory anon.

I get out of her claws and her blood regrows them back, nobody gets hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997521
Lets fix that.
YOU WON'T GET TO BONE HER!
But since you don't have a body, you hardly feel urges to.
Terrifying, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997532
Can I cuddle with her soul or something in exchange?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997530
That's gonna sting and wake her up, she's faster AND stronger than you, and she's never gonna let you fiddle around with some vial whe she could be fucking you to the center of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997534
Wait a tic.
Step 1: Become soul gem
Step 2: Lich puts her soul into gem your soul is in
Step 3: Infinite soul cuddling
Step 4: ??????
Step 5: Profit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997541
I have no body, and I must cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997536
No it's fine.

I'll get out totally fine, but now I must rest and live another day, thankfully alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997541
>Lich spends 90% of her time "dead" retracted into her phylactery with me
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997543
This is starting to sound like the delusions of someone who got married to an Ushi-Oni.

You're gonna love with her in maritial bliss, give her dozens of daughters, and die surrounded by your wife and grandchildren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997529
I'd hope so. She drags you to hell, after all. I'm sure she'd know if you were there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997548
No I'm not.

I hate spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997553
That's why you retreated into this fantasy world. Wake up.
Please wake up.
H-honey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997558
I would never give myself to a spider.

Never ever, even if death was my only other option.

I really fucking hate spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997561
She's part cow too.

>>12997558
I didn't want to go to bed sad anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997561
Honey, you're mumbling again... I know you're still in there! If only I could reach you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997567
I am not mumbling at all.

I am clearly saying that I hate all types of spiders, including Ushis.

Now I'm off to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997570
>when he goes to sleep in the fantasy, he wakes up in reality
A reality where he is married to loving wife who cares for him during his frequent coma-episodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997573
No fuck you spiders are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997475
>>12997489

>Senior Templar and respected Hero becomes an Alp
>Still has enough self-control and discipline to resist the temptation to rape men, continues serving at his post

"Yes, Sir Ulfric, I am a woman now. Yes, I am technically a Succubus. No, my position on matters has not changed."
"Ugh...YES, Sir Aloysius, I am sexually infatuated with the male form much as you are sexually infatuated with the female. I assure you that this will not effect my performance."
>"No, I will not reveal who it was amongst us that charmed me and tempted me into an Alp. That is personal."
>"Sir Rothschild, please stop staring at me. Thank you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997576
I hope you dream of being bound up in spider silk hanging from a spider's web.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997577
>"Now where is that naughty squire of mine~"
>>12997579
I wish I dreamed of that too.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland question here what do you think Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum mgs would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997592
Umm, identical twins, scared of birds and constantly bickering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997592
Liliraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997592

>mfw all I can imagine is Trisha and Vanessa with Trisha wearing a d t-shirt and Vanessa wearing a dunce cap.
>Tweedle getting the D and Tweedle Dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997577

>Implying he doesn't gather up all of the men's sweat rags after training, take them into his room alone and smell them deeply while violently masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997475
>schrodinger vagina
gets me every time

[Anonymous No.]

Is there such a thing as too fluffy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997648
Cousin It.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997621
>Not the androgy-knees
>Not the self-moving hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>12996976
It was simply great.

Now do a full Merisia route. Probably best done by having the MC contact her not wanting to be blackmailed by Apphia in the first route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997648
>bed fluff day
Best kind of Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997475
>>12997621
>Schrödinger's vagina
>not Schrödinger's pussy

[Anonymous No.]

Woo-woo?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do foxes have no fashion sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997752
Woo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997757
>no fashion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997775
Yes, no fashion.

And man is that image bad. Her lower anatomy and proportions are all fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997778
Boy are you picky. You gonna get Walkered all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997781
>two sets of ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997781
>Firefox
I just saw that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997778
>fucked up
Don't look that way to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997781
You see Ivan, if you be of wearings the two ear protection, the enemy is of less likely to damage ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997781

>M14 EBR Mod 0

Telescoping chassis stock system a shit. Get that ugly aberration outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997812
Hey /k/, do you use jizz instead of oil when doing maintenance on your gunfu?

[Anonymous No.]

If you plant a kitsune in the ground will fluffy trees grow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997823
Just remember to "water" them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997823
One can only assume so. But when you water the mofu, it stinks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997817

If she wants to, yes.

Also, speg time.

>No sidearm holster
>No knife sheath
>All those fucking ammo pouches stuffing the tacvest, yet no body armor
>No indication of a backpack to carry all that shit
>No CamelBak
>No helmet, or at least a boonie hat to camouflage that bright as fuck hair
>Fucking yoga pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997823
I wonder what would happen if I plant my dick in a kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997839
>yoga pants
They're pantyhose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997844
A baby kitsune would grow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997845

>Pantyhose

Just what the hell does she take operating for?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you help your daughteru stretch before her work out routine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997850
A game-u.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997850
Fetish material. And no not for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997859
>>12997862

God dammit, that little dork. Should've been a POG.

>>12997858

Sure. No lewd stuff, though. MWAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12995300

>Tell her she's fine as as she is
>Proceed to Nimu her cheeks til they're red from embarrassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997849
That sounds fun!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold down the fluffy tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997865
You absolute monster. I bet you're the sort of person who'd tuck their daughter into bed, kiss her on the forehead, and then exit the room to engage in under-the-covers sex with their wife, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997893
You will at least take responsibility, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997894

You're damn right I would.

I'd buy her another ice cream cone if she accidentally let her previous one fall to the ground so she would cry no longer

I'd lift her off the ground with a big warm hug and shower her in cheekrubs when picking her up at school, making her embarrassed to death in front of her friends

I'd give her a piggyback ride to the bathroom when she's too tired to get up and go brush her teeth in the mornings.

And the best part is: No kinky stuff involved! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997919
You and I are friends now.

[Anonymous No.]

What would touching the pads on big meaty paws feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997919
I'm callin the cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997934
Touch the pads of a big dog. They're squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997940

Oh yeah? What are they gonna do? Use pansy ass tasers on me?

>>12997934

Wait a minute, that artstyle...

SUU YOU MOTHERFUCKER

BRING THE ROBOT HARPIES BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997948
They're gonna cuff you for attempted murder. That'll teach ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997943
big dogs tend to have rough pads. Housecat paws are very soft and squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997952

>Attempted murder

What is this, MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997356
Besides some oomukade that falls exactly for types like you.

And end ups injecting you with lots of vemon after getting encouraged to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997363

>"Hyahahaha! Bow to me, puny human! I have awoken from my eternal slumber to conquer your race with an iron fist!"
>"What? No! I'm not a child! I'll have you know I'm 975 years old!"
>"Huh? N-No! I-I'm not an old woman either! Th-This age is but a fraction of my lifespan! Grrr, just... be quiet, you!"
>Snatch her staff from her while she's talking out of curiosity
>"H-Hey! What are you doing?! That staff is no toy for weaklings like you to play with! Give it back!"
>"Ugh... you... pest...! If I were taller, you'd be in serious trouble!"
>Give her staff back out of pity
>"Hmpf, that's right! Had you taken any longer to return it, you'd be nothing but a smoldering pile of ashes by now! If you know what's good for you, you won't take it away again!"
>"Wha-- Who gave y-you the permission to touch me?! S-Stop patting my head th-this instant, you fool!"
>"N-No! I-I'm NOT blushing! Sh-Shut up!"
>She bonks you over the head multiple times with her staff, making you apologize to her
>"Y-you idiot! H-Hasn't your mother ever told you not to go t-touching other people like that?"
>"Hey, are you even listening?! S-Stop laughing! I AM evil! You should be running away!"
>"Man, what is WRONG with you humans?! Are all of you like that?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997948
>Use pansy ass tasers on me?
>Pig Girls tasing guys in the dick for fun
It's no wonder only 1 in 10 males think that MGC cops treat them the same as females.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997948
>robot harpies
what?

[Anonymous No.]

Alrighty then. Starting tomorrow, I'll be watching my first episodes of Gundam. Will I be inspired to write about mechs and Wurms, or am I in for a wild ride that will scar me for life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998032
It's not that bad. Sure, patdowns take longer, but they're only doing their job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998074
Gundam is awful, it really is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998053

Sora no Otoshimono

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997374
>we are here to celebrate love in it's many forms.

Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998074

BLODIAAAA > Every Gundam ever

But seriously, Cyberbots is a damn good source for writing giant mechs, especially if they're fighting each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998088
Tonnura-san is done by a different person

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998100

Yep, I just realized that. Stiil, the eyes remind me of Suu's style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997858
I'd stretch her all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998113
Anon don't be lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998118
Lewd is what we do. Besides, any girl wearing spats is just begging for the D. You don't want to deliver a load to her thirsty womb and then make her run 5 miles and dick her through the spats in her sweat drenched clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998123
Anon no dicking the tiny foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998128
Can I dick a tiny oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998128
And whyever not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998138
They need hugs, not dicks. Save the dicking for the plump foxes. They're ripe and ready to be picked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998138
can't tell if smug look, i'm fucking pissed or sicked
>the return of the why boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998147
Looks pissed to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998143
Plump a shit
I want to dick cute loli foxes.
And you can combine hugs and dicking, I would say combining them is highly recomended

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998074
The best part of gundam is knowing the models and seeing the unspoken stories of the pilots and mobile suits in successive series.
>Holy shit! Titan remnants that joined with Haman in the first NZ war fighting modern Feddies with Zeta grunts and holding their own
>No fucking way! The last of Desert Zack's unit from the OYW is still operating in 0096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBgqm3iDyo

Grunt fights are the best fights.

And the real absurdity of how some of the people behave.
>Tossing a crippled man off Mt. Kilimanjaro

And I'm guessing that you mean Gundam as in the original MSG. But whatever, there's half a dozen /m/ guides on the various series and their chronology and relation or lack thereof

Gundam superprototypes and beamspam are arguably the weakest parts of all the series. So don't focus on that stuff if you write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998157
>But whatever, there's half a dozen /m/ guides on the various series and their chronology and relation or lack thereof
I know, I used those. Because I'm smart like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998156
Make sure to give them Holst Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998157
Uh Oh. Your Daughteru is trying to mass produce the Big Zam and drive the Feddie's back! What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998167
Give her a banana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998167
Let them fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998172
>Wurm piloting a Zaku 2

>Suit is more fragile then she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998173
>daughteru comes home crying like a Wyvern
>"F-feddied done bwoken id!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998173
Nah, that would be if she was piloting a Leo.

Different timeline, I know, but the point stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998166
No. I like my lolis to look like lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998173
>Give her a ball
>INVINCIBALL
Her tail sticks out of the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998174
>She retreated on "foot" after it was shot down.

>Destroyed three GMs and a Guntank in her weeping fury

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998180
>In the end she got REALLY mad and threw a big rock at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998182
And that's how the colony drop happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998182
>Wurm becomes Burn
>Then Scaly Virgina
>Then Burn again

That's why she wanted to drop a BIG ROCK on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998128
>thighs

Oh you know exactly what you're doings you s.o.b. You want to see a tiny fox pushed down and kissed greedily while she punches your chest uselessly until she stars losing steam, breaking away and making her go "fwah", as she pants under you. Then you'd tell het to lift her arms above her head and take off her shirt, looking her in the eyes before kissing each nipple. Moving down to her belly, licking and nibbling the soft, warm, salty flesh, her holding your head in place telling you to stop, only to yelp and lose strength as you vigorously tongue her navel. Then, moving down under her skirt and burying your face in her spats, taking in her scent. Firmly kneading her spread thighs as you trace the outline of her vulva with your tongue, pushing on top of her mound and prodding until her juices leak through the spats, sucking on her, sweat and honey mixing. Then , you'd pull out your cock and begin rubbing between her legs, she looking down as your member moves back and forth, slowly at first, wanting to enjoy the softness of the spats, gradually picking up the pace, thumbing her clit all the while. Watching her squirm as she bites on her hand, not wanting to cry out, causing you to pinch on her love bean and forcing her to be honest, just in time as you cum all over her bare chest. Picking some up and putting your finger to her lips, she refusing at first, turning her face away, before the smell begins getting to her and she tentatively sucks on your fingers. Pulling her up to her knees, and guiding her hands to your still raging manhood, and having her gently rub up and down, alternating between looking at you and it. Meanwhile, you rub her puffy lips, your fingers sinking into them, her flesh begging for more than this, but not yet. Pushing in your middle and index fingers, you find her spot and begin your attack.

Fucking 2k.

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>>12998189
Also because that jerk Amuro Ryu bullied her by raining on her parade.

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>>12998192
>mfw the stupid dialog in CCA all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998175
>Anon, anon! Mr. Treize said I get to pilot a new suit cause I did so well!

>Its called the Big Duck!

And then the wurm was the lightning countess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998197
>Talking about some shota
>HE COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME

Wurms, am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998197
>Why are you doing this?

>Anon could have been a father!

>Mam....You know I'm just on vacation right? On earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998191
Paragraphs anon Learn to use them.

[Anonymous No.]

I see the thread has been derailed. This'll fix it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998189
>Scaly Virginia

I laughed more than I should have.

Does she travel and train an alp who still insists shes a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998214
She does until the alp gets mindbroken in a giant space rave orgy.

Yazana best turtle girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998220
>She's gonna violate you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998220
>Jerid is now a busty succubus who keeps having her boyfriends mind-broken and raped on accident by the alp

[Anonymous No.]

There's a MG thread on /a/ right now, and guess what they're talking about?
How the OP should fuck off to /jp/ because generals are not allowed on /a/.
It's like time stopped passing for those guys. Don't you feel bad for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998235
Not really. In /jp/ we only have to deal with our own hyper-sensitive crybabies, we rarely get anyone else coming here just to throw a tantrum

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>>12998235
Honestly, I'm surprised the thread wasn't purged. It's been around for a few hours. Slow as fuck, but it's still alive. Though it is hard to feel bad towards their logic.

>only allowed if there's something new.

Oh for fuck's sake...

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>>12998235
Don't give a flying fuck about those faggots with their bad taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998235
The only thing that's a shame is that TF doesn't dump chapters here. I keep having to find out secondhand when new MM comes out.

We have a janitor here that does a great job and don't have to put up with metaknight shit. I didn't like that things had to get moved here but it all turned out better in the end.

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>>12998247
>bad taste
One of them posted Monet, that shows good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998235
I like /jp/

It made me want a kuudere kikimora who can stop time.

Allowing her to clean the house quicker so she can cuddle with you

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>>12998251
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998251
>One of them
>One

I rest my case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998260
T-there's a Dormouse too...

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>>12998279
What's Nyan doing in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998284
>Nyanon
Or one of the many others who like Dormice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998279
It's ok Anon, you tried.

Rest easy now, you've earned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998285
Excellent pic,

Would allow to cuddle me like a body pillow before I head off to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998279
Dormouse a shit
I don't want to sleep my whole life

[Anonymous No.]

>"Are you really okay with me? I know I look...odd, compared to other Kitsune."

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>>12998289
There is still good in them, they don't deserve to be stranded in a Groundhog Day Loop, forced to repeat the same shitty arguments over and over and over!
>this is the 15,498th time we have had this argument

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>>12998235
>It's like time stopped passing for those guys.
I don't get this. There's nothing new to discuss so it's just forcing what it always was, a thematic chatroom general thread.

Making a thread for anything with nothing to discuss tends to be pretty weak, but intentionally trying to push it that hard (more referring to previous attempt I saw) is just awkward and embarrassing whether or not a general on another board exists. Usually just means it'll die off with 5 posters, but in this case they have extra "justification" for backseat mod shitposting, and if there's one thing people love.

>>12998243
There's also a femdom thread that isn't just a bunch of whiny shitflinging. Starless translated next month.

It's funny how the boards people end up spending all their time trying to push things they don't like to are less shit stupid than what happens here.
>Don't forget, you're here forever.

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>>12998295

>[X] Pat head
>[ ] Don't pat head

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998300
>There's also a femdom thread
You too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998296
To be honest, that thread is slower than this one.

Today seems to be a slow day.

Darn non-second shift workers/college students

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>>12998302

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>>12998295
That's not really something Yao would say.

In fact, she wouldn't say much. She'd throw you down with her big meaty paws and rape you with her ass. Then once you've cum in her butt three or four times she orders you to the kitchen to cook her fried tofu while she freshens up.

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>>12998316
I got really into Yao's scene and I was devastated when it turned out to be anal. I love anal, too, it just somehow clashed with the will to impregnate in this case.

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>>12998296
Shhh, only dreams now.

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>>12998305
>The few pages teasing what could be
Fatalpulse monster girls would be terrifying.

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>>12998320
No anon, please, that's already in the other thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998320
>Fatalpulse monster girls would be terrifying.

>dis knigga has never read alf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998320
>fatalpulse
>femdom
U wot
Fatalpulse is the opposite of femdom with grills being fuck slaves for guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998327
>sexualizing Alf
Fucking Alf, literally. I have nothing. No angle to approach this from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998330
But he's played totally straight there, not sexual at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998337
He doesn't end up fucking anyone?
This is less disturbing. Yes, I can live with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998176
You know they still will right? The milk improves breasts and makes lolis softer. Growth occurs only if the monster and her husband desire it.

Worry about the wonderland cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998330
But he is not sexualized, he says the opposite, he sees catgirls only as food and just the thought of fucking them is making him sick

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>>12998341
>>12998341
And Hathor's milk.

Glorious Hathor Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998340
>Everybody else wants the catgirls as slaves and brood whores
>Alf just wants a fucking snack

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998324
No escape from the leg locking.

>>12998329
That's why
>The few pages teasing what could be
cause of course it doesn't last, but if! Imagining monster girls in dominant positions with that art style and intensity to keep it relevant to the thread was the idea.

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>>12998349
No escape...

[Anonymous No.]

Dunno if it's been mentioned but KC's answering a metric fuckton of MGE questions on his ask.fm and Twitter. Too bad we'll never get a translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998306
Today was a little bit slower yes. Weekend included, till today I had to work through about 1000 posts each day after waking up. Today it was only 800. So it's a fair bit slower today.

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>>12998320
That girl has some legs on her.

It's a shame every fatalpulse doujin has some horrifying guro end for the girls. Like that one Elin doujin. Why.

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>>12998354

Won't somebody at least bother to run it through a machine translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998354
Again? Shit, these last for a long time.

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>>12998358
>The Snakes ladies are mushroom in loving.

Would be fun to see what pops out.

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>>12998357
Yeah, the girls are fine in this there's one frame where it looks like one of the guys is hung but it's a gamble.

>Backpage with cute girls in holstaur suits
>But what, are their arms crossed and tucked under their breasts?
>No, they're not.
Well okay.

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>>12998349
But femdom a shit. Fatalpulse extreme maledom with total control, degradation of the female to mindless meathole and bits of guro is the best
One of my favorite hentai artists

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never help your monster girl daughteru teethe
>you'll never have her give you a smile with her new baby teeth and fangs when they're all in
>The 'tooth fairy' will never give her an extra 50 cents for putting her baby fang under the pillow

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>>12998378

We's am totallys understands that.

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>>12998386

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>>12998386
>But femdom a shit
True, but guro? That can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998386
>Guro and mindbreak
Eck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998396

That show is the only one that never needs monster girls.


Because God help anyone who goes within a ten mile radius of that band.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998419
That show is one of the ones that I really want to see with monster girls. Instead of 500 people dying in 400 different ways each episode it would be 500 people getting raped every episode. Like that one show on FX 1000 ways to die would be 1000 ways to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>No MG motherfu to take care of me on days like today when I'm exhausted.

Why live?

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>>12998429
Now the real question is this, is the band all human or all mg?

I'd go with the former.


Also, caught up with EMG (stopped before mother chapters)

Why is horse pussy best girl?

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>>12998413
>not finding cute innocent shy girl
>not mindbreaking her with drugs and dicking
>not cutting off her limbs to make her ideal flesh onahole
>not adding her to your collection
Pleb
I remember reading some story called sex lolita slaves or something about this. So many faps were had to that shit, it's one of my main fetishes since then

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>>12998435
Yeah, I don't find cutting peoples limbs off appealing.

Sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998435
You're fucked up. I mean, I'm fucked up too and I'm not judging. But at least ADMIT it.

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>>12998430
Gonna have to learn how to take care of yourself, even if the body says no. It'll make you a better person in the longrun, and your MG motherfu will love you even more for it.
>>12998434
I blame how flustered she gets when it comes to affection. I still love the faces she makes in her early appearances when she holds hands with Darling.

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>>12998435
You're an awful person.

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>>12998435
I hope you are baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998435
It's not mind-break, its aggressive wooing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998430

I want to help her wear that sweater so she'll smile again and then I'll be able to see that chest window

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998441
Too true, second favorite has to be Rachnee

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>>12998434
>>12998451
You have great taste my friend.

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>>12998451
>whynotboth.jpg

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>>12998435
I want to find a Baphomet and trap her in a specially prepared circle and pat her head until she's a moaning wreck then strap her a chair so I can force feed her Hathor milk until she is little more than a HEALTHY girl who loves nothing more than cuddling before taking her home and making her my wife

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>>12998452
Genius!

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>>12998459
And then you'll help me spike the water supply with Holstaur milk right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998463
Yes.

We must spread the word.

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>>12998468
Well congratulations, you managed to get yourself caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998474
Jokes on you!

This was all part of my plan!

A true milk man is never unprepared!

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>>12998468
>>12998474
I wonder if you drink enough Holstaur milk if it can become infused in your semen. So that when you cum inside a girl it automatically makes her healthier.

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>>12998463
>>12998468

Pure milk a shit.

Mixed with coffee or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998477
>Baneposting and the milk man
Are you making South Park references on purpose or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998482
How does it feel to be a 100% genuine pleb?

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>>12998191
>>12998212
Fine. You are the first to say anything to me about paragraphs, ever.

Touching, poking, caressing, clamping, her expressions are delightful to behold as her body experiences each change in pressure and intensity. It doesn't take too long before she puts her face in your chest, pulling down on your shirt as she grits her teeth, her flesh den squeezing, almost sucking on your fingers. You'd put your hand under her chin, making her face you, drool moving down your hand and forearm. She sits there, panting, her heterochromic eyes fixed on your every move, her lips trembled slightly. You oblige her and move in for a kiss, but she stops you, putting her hands at each side of your face, she wants you to look at her. Opening her mouth and sticking her tongue out, but not moving. You bridge the gap between you, tongues lewdly dancing against each other, wrestling for control. She pulls hard on you, tightly gripping your hair as her kisses become more forceful. You pull her onto your lap and line up her entrance with your cock, forcing in in in one thrust, spats and all.

She cries out, the sensation of your member covered in the fabric, so unusual, but welcome. You begin moving, thrusting your hips in short, but intense bursts, sending a jolt through her body each time. She kisses you and licks your face, uttering sharp "hiis" with each graze of her G-spot. Her eyes plead, she can't cum like this, so you stand, with her holding onto you, and you sink the whole length or your mandhood into her, sending her into shakes. You more forcefully each time, her legs flailing with every thrust, her toes curling every time you move back. She lets herself hand off of you, while you hold her hips and ravage her, grunting like a savage.

Will try to knock this out in one or two posts. Took a while because breakfast.

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I want to protect her smile

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>>12998485
You give me too much credit.

That was all coincidence.

>>12998480
Well, the sabbath folks who fell into my trap about getting me trapped are going to find out.

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>>12998477

>This was all part of my plan!

And what it's next step?

>>12998487

I wouldn't know, I'm not you.

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>>12998320
Since when does fatalpulse do femdom?

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>>12998497
They don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a lazy panda?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998495
I detonate the milk bombs strapped to my chest and flood the building with hathor's milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998500
Yes, along with a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998500
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998489
I want to destroy that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998386
>degradation

We really need this every time? Does FP have any corruption stuff?

>mindless meathole

I can take it or leave it.

>guro

NO NO NO NO NO NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998500
But they are not lazy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998500
Yus

[Anonymous No.]

Best FP is Girls in the Frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998502

No survivors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998497
There was like 2-3 pages of it, relatively. Later it's a petite blonde leg-locking and facesitting on her, then strangled into convulsions and both fucked stupid. They end up hooked on the rush and go full sub at the club thing from the start.

It's like how http://exhentai.org/g/487453/c15a248697/ is femdom until the dick makes everyone lose their fucking minds. Not that that works as a commentary of interaction with monster girls and MAMONO MANA, nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998489

I want to be her childhood love interest.

[Anonymous No.]

Fatalpulse stuff is so blatantly misogynistic, it's disgusting.

The shame I feel in fapping to it is only slightly less than NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998500
Happily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998536
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather the virginity of a beautiful Mg princess and be forced to marry her for defiling her, or get free pizza for a year?

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>>12998523
Aw Yiss.

Victim Girls 17 is also god tier.

>Everyone in the world, come together as mu cumdumpsters, and we will have peace.

What a man. I wise we had fatalpulse doujins with DATE's art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998527
No stick thin ones at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998546
What species is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998546
What the shit is an MG princess?

I'll take the pizza. Virgins are awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998546
Free pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998546
What monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998536
VG 14, the SAO one, messed me up a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998459
But they won't grow up from it, you will just get american tier fat girl who weights 400 lbs
Why would you do this, you fucking monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998547
Was that the Boatshit one?
Didn't that end with a Government Conspiracy to reverse all the Dick-Brainwashing he did, so the war could continue?

>>12998543
No.

>>12998546
...what's the downside to the first one?

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>>12998546
>Implying anyone would not take the pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998523
>>12998528

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998552
>>12998555
Go with whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998560
Obviously the down side with the first one would be ending up as the future ruler of that country and have to deal with assassins, maintaining peace, and fighting wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998546
the princess because what kind of shitty royalty isn't loaded with DOSH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998560
Yes. But I though it was the other ones, not the ones in the abyss fleet? Well, no matter. Mindbreak, on top of mindbreak, on top of more mindbreak. What a wonderful time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998546
If I marry a princess I will be fucking rich and I will be able to buy all the pizza I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998574
You could have mountains of dosh, but you'd still be paying for pizzas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998547
Too bad all date's stuff is forceful gender bender
That shit makes me sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998546
>defile
>marry
>acquire pizza
>feed each other pizza while fucking like crack addled tigers

You didn't think this through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998578
>spending money that could be used on other for pizza
>not abusing the free year of pizza and not only ending word hunger, but making a pizza box castle that loli Dragons girls occupy within minutes because it's what they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998573
I am ok with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998590
You could go the KR Ragnarok Gandhi route and be the worst king and best ally of justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998488
She feels you get bigger inside her, the fabric of her clothing loaded with her juices rubbing more fiercely, offering no rest, and she clamps down on you like a vice, reaching her climax. Finally, you jerk as your seed rushes forth. mingling with her own juices and ruining her spats for further use.

You carry her home, telling her what a good daughteru she is, your semen dripping from her mangled clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998580
Why would I eat pizza when i can eat high quality meals every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998558
MAMONO MANA
She'll come out looking like she was created by Zankuro

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998558
Because when she realized this she will be driven to tears, weeping about she we never find an onii-chan now

And I will go of course you won't, you've already found me.

Then she will get a kiss on her cheek, a pat on the head and an intes round of cuddling.

Followed by another glass of milk of course.

Hathor loves

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>>12998601
>high quality meals
Pizza is the foodstuff of the GODS.
You can't get higher quality than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998500
Tfw you will never prepare some delicious bamboo roots to your panda GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998608
I think she's more interested in your "bamboo shoot", son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998581
Not all of his stuff is like that. The most present thing in my memory is the Deep Stalker series. That went form hot to NOPE! in 0.01 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

Yao is love. Yao is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998616
>Pleps version of Tamamo
Git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998605
You would think that the royal family's private chefs would know how to make pizza. Hell you could just high a few chefs that specialize in making different types of pizza. On top of that you can have BBQ chefs, burger chefs, sushi chefs, Mexican chefs, etc. There is no limit to not only the quality of food but also the variety of food

[Anonymous No.]

Easy decisions are not worth making.

Thinking about adding another one. She'd be a parasitic wasp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998624
Sometimes the best chefs are the ones in little known places and not the king's palace or fancy town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998620

But unusual facial structures are moe.

Also huge, fluffy paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998633
I will acknowledge these points.

She still a huge bitch though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998626
Rusalka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998626

I'd pick Rusalka

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998620
>Plebs version of Nanabi
Don't worry anon, I'm sure you'll acquire a sense of aesthetics some day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998632
Then just spread your servants around the world to find nice little hole in the wall places. A true gourmet prince would always be searching for the next best thing to eat. It may bankrupt the country but we will scout all of the cooking competitions for the best of the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998645
Good one, I kek'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998626

Dunwich > Krampus = Rusalka > Toxic Slime >>>>>>>> Mantrap

Dunwich will love you more than anyone else ever could and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998647
>Bankrupt country
>People revolt
>Your head ends up on a pike
>Still don't have free pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998645
>Nanabi
That's not even good bait.

[Anonymous No.]

So, I'm going through the Q&A KC just did on ask.fm, machine translating the questions, seeing if I can understand anything.

Thus far, one question I've been able to understand was "What happens if a man approaches a Liliraune, when there's only one of them?"

Answer was "Of course, she'll catch and try and husbando him. She'll still try and search for her 'Other Half', but sometimes she'll want to monopolize him, or just be happy with that status quo, and become a normal Alraune."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998660
Better to live like a lion for a day than a lamb for a thousand days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998662
They can downgrade? Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998666
Satan confirmed for Pok Gai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998666
Better to be the head of a cat with free pizza than the head of a frail lion in a small pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998672
I'm not a Pok Gai. You're the Pok Gai, Pok Gai.

>>12998676
Cats don't eat pizza. You're just being silly.

[Anonymous No.]

'Nother one I was able to understand was KC confirming that only Zombies can become Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998681
>cat's don't eat pizza
They do.
Hell, I know one that eats Pringles and popcorn too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998681
>I'm rubber. you're glue

Satan, Satan pls. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998610
Well, time to take care of the panda then.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it that when I see a smug monster like a Cheshire or Manticore I have this burning desire to fuck them silly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998692
That can't be healthy for the cat. He should be eating tuna fish or small pieces of sliced chicken or turkey.

>>12998702
I do feel embarrased. Please forgive me, Pok Gai.

[Anonymous No.]

Human Women cannot be transformed into things like Golems, tsukumogami, or Elementals.

However, much like with the Glacies, it may be possible for a human woman who dies in a particular place to have her soul inhabit the element there. Such as dying near a volcano, and returning to life as an Ignis or Lava Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998714

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home from work
>Take off jacket
>Jinko cub daughteru dashes by while playing with a pizza box
>Try to chase her and take it from her since she shouldn't be paying with trash
>Can't keep up with her
>Feel ancient
>Feel like hanging self
>Waifu comes along and pats my shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998661

I like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998721
This is why you don't skip out on cardio.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm less certain about this one, machine translation is shaky as is so I'm trying to only put down the ones that definitely make sense, but I figured I'd share this one anyway.

I think that, in answer to the question "What happens if 2 guys, completely equal in their feelings, fall in love with 1 Monster Girl?", that KC says "Unfortunately, one will wind up heart-broken. Maybe he'll find a Doppelganger though."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998715
You're ultimate pok gai, you threw a tantrum and look what it got you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998714
You're a man, it's in your nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998719
God damn that faggot cat.

I want to paint her face white all while she gives me that fucking god damn grin.

Then I'll cuddle and hand hold the fuck out of that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998721
>find your kitty taking catnip going oolong johnson over and over again
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998726
So soft NTR confirmed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998722
That's ok, but she's still low tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998728
The best chefs in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998714
the smug is because they know you want to dick them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998732
Take her to drug rehab, ban her from south Park and the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998295
And?

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently one of the things KC is planning on including in the World Guide 3, Sabbath Handbook, is details on the production of medicines made using the Demon Realm Fruits and shit.

>>12998733
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998737
Dicking them would only play into their hands but even knowing that I want to do it so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998745
Sounds like it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998736
Like Piestrong, Dragon pizza, that one Gator who can deep fry a piece of heaven, Dark Elf who does soul food, Cajun Werewolf, and desert master Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998736
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998753
Again, not really. KC hates NTR. It'd be more like two guys both actively competing for the same girl, and then she picks one of them, starts a relationship, and the other guy'll just have to move on having lost.

And in the case of him finding a Doppelganger who appears just like the girl he lost out on, I doubt there'd be any kind of misunderstanding, simply because of MAMONO MANA.

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>>12998626
Rusalka, its not a hard choise. All of them involve suffering, but Rusalka is the only one that realizes and regrets the pain she inflicts on others. In addition it's not permanent and you won't lose any years of your life to it due to her life extending blood.

>>12998658
Perhaps, but I don't think I could stand being forced to lose everything and even then being forced to suffer even more for the rest of my life. It doesn't help either that there's a chance that the Dunwich is hideous abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently KC is planning both a Phoenix and what sounds like a possible Ammit girl?

He is not, however, planning a pigeon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998765
Sure I see that, but I can't help but imagine the childhood friend getting scooped up by another guy. That's some people' definition of NTR here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998774
Well then, there goes my hatoful girlfriend joke...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998774
>Phoenix
She better go from loli to CC over and over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998760
I like these credentials. I'll hire them for the royal court.

>>12998761
You may have to check out earlier in the reply chain. We were originally talking about marrying a princess or getting free pizza for a year. I want the princess because it seems to be a better deal all around.

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>>12998774
>no pidgeon girl

But my chinese cartoons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998733
>FFM "always" share
>FMM never share
Yeah, there's no NTR because the whole world is built around the only male focus being you, like all the shitty harem plots with the mysterious first male transfer student into a school where only girls could manage the plot device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998774
>>12998745
>>12998726

Thank you for your service, Informant-kun. You kind of remind me of Sam Fisher.

Radio silence in effect, continue with your mission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998783
How about a Seagull Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998778
That would be unlikely, you'd think that an MG would naturally go for the guy she has a longer history with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998778
I think in the extreme, vast majority of cases, if given the choice between a childhood friend, and a suitor met later in life, MGs would go for the childhood friend if he made his feelings at all clear.

In which case, if you lose out, you've really only yourself to blame. Take some initiative!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998792
>MINE!

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>>12998788
I'm going to go and study in like 10 minutes, but I'll post a couple more before then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998782
I didn't call you a pok gai for choosing pizza, but because of the sheer pok gainess of this post >>12998666. Live fatd, die young? You fucking toujii.

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>>12998797
>Gang of seagull Harpies hanging out at local mall parking lot
>Keying up cars
>Doing graffiti
>There isn't even any large body of water nearby, for fuck's sake
>Everyone hates them
>People try and intentionally run them over when they can
>Even the Hathorites

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>>12998624
Goddammit you just reminded me of the best pizza I've ever had. BBQ chicken pizza, they replaced the tomato sauce with BBQ sauce and it was just orgasmic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998809
>There isn't even any large body of water nearby, for fuck's sake
This I never understood. Why would they hang out away from water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998808
I hope you're not taking me too seriously. I'm not being serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998808
>pok gai
You keep using this fucking word
Speak some fucking english already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998815
I do love me some BBQ chicken pizza. It's gotten a lot more prevalent in recent years for it to be on the menu. Hell even Dominoes has a version. I prefer BBQ pizza with chicken, bacon, and extra cheese. Absolutely divine.

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>>12998786
Yeah, but we're not talking male bigamy.

>>12998793
Heh, and then she said the words "you're like a brother to me." Claim your girls or lose them faggot.

>>12998796
>MGs would go for the childhood friend if he made his feelings at all clear.

Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay here's another after quite a few I couldn't make heads or tails of in GT. I think it's...

"It seems like if you lose to a Hinezumi, you can't become her husband, but if I keep training to defeat her, would she try and teach me if I confessed to her seriously?" something like that.

To which the answer was "Any monster girl will be all Doki-Doki at a serious confession. So she probably would, maybe even start a relationship before you beat her."

So basically, like Lizardmen. I can only imagine the same applies to pretty well any martial MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998817
I know, just poking fun.

>>12998819
>I only speak one language and I'm proud of this fact

Amerifat pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998783
There was already a pigeon VN.

>>12998750
You can never desmug a Cheshire. Trying to fuck the smug out of them only makes them more smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998792
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998833
>Trying to fuck the smug out of them only makes them more smug.
And then the increased smug makes my dick even harder, resulting in a vicious circle that can only end once one or both of us pass out from sex-related exhaustion.

[Anonymous No.]

MAMONO MANA can cure mental illness and help correct birth defects.

[Anonymous No.]

C-come on in anon, the water's just r-right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998833
That's why you start buying crystallized smug from the shady tanuki in the alley behind RapeMart™ and go tip cows together after snorting it. Acting all superior and shit when you tip over the sleeping cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998833
I don't care anon.

I want to fuck a Cheshire, Manticore, and fuck maybe a Hellhound at the same time!

I'll fuck that smug out of all of them!

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>>12998837
Just like a three Werewolf shirt.

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>>12998840
I want to grope her while nibbling her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998774
>No Pigeon Girl
Fucking hell

Also can someone confirm if the "An Alp can Alp into any kind of Monster Girl" rumor is true?

[Anonymous No.]

Uhoh. You guys're gonna love this one.

Were the Pharaohs mostly Sex Changes?

Yes, there's likely a lot of transsexuals among the Pharaohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998856

I dunno, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998856
That's a terrible joke.
Almost as terrible as Pharaoh's themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998856
That one guy who hates genderbender is really gonna be happy about this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998856
Jokes on you, Genderbender is my fetish. And it's 2D and Magic and not disgusting 3d mutilation so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998856
It's not like I care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998825
>Yeah, but we're not talking male bigamy.
Yeah I was skirting around the point a bit and deleted half the post.
Point was if MGE wasn't fashioned after your average harem waifu simulator, females wouldn't "always share" when they really wanted someone, like was cited last night, so "things" would happen.
So yes, but also no because one man's hugbox where personal preference and pandering to popularity overrides sense of logical follow through.

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>>12998844
The only way you can fight the smug is to not fuck them! Even when the Cheshire teleports around the house so you're constantly walking face first into her bare ass, getting a whiff of her soppy cat snatch! Even when the Manticore teases you with her tail!

Never give in!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, that's all I can gleam from the Q&A using GT.

I did manage to understand one more question, "What happens if a Shirohebi and Bicorn fall in love with the same guy?", but unfortunately, I can't understand the answer.

>>12998874
The MGE has a significant double-standard and male viewpoint bias. This is not news.

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>>12998856
Will you stop ruining thing!!!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998626
I want a Dunwich to transform into a Mantrap filled with Poisonous Slime instead of nectar, that takes bites out of me repeatedly, only to heal me and do it again while paddling me on the bottom.

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>>12998856
Well it's not like anyone here likes pharaoh in the first place.

The thread also went on about a Lich and all of his minions that were turned female after demon lord shenanigans for a while once. So I assume many don't care too much. I'm sure the few who do will make sure everyone else knows though.

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>>12998856
>>12998865
You joke but he might kill himself or something, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998879
Man even if Manticores are quite my style I would love to live in a house with a Cheshire and Manticore roommate, then I would bully them by never giving them the dick.

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>>12998882
>The MGE has a significant double-standard and male viewpoint bias. This is not news.

I've always wondered how many guys here would be comfortable being the harem rather than having one.

It's hard for me to say if I'd be okay with it. I think I'm too emotionally needy for it, even if it meant I got some sweet anubutt every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998891
It's not the same without Big Meaty Paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998887
One guy did
One.

Someone can shop in a Pharaoh trying to hang herself or crying right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998882

The guy chooses the shirohebi unless he suffers from terminal shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998864
I'm onto you Grapesnake.

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>>12998892
At some point they'd just rape you. Cheshire facesitting you while the manticore's tail goes to work.

>>12998896
I think people don't like Pharaoh because she's just a nigga with a snake.

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>>12998894
Yeah, more like a Pharaoh with weird pointy ears.

So very fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998891
You fucking wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998893
I wouldn't. I'm so desperate for someone to love me so I would hate to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998903
But anon, then I would be the smug one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998893
>Being the harem instead of having one.

You get this shit outa here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998903
She's not even a monster girl unless you stretch it far enough and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998893
I'd be uncomfortable both being in one, and having one.

Monogamy is the way to go mang.

Anubis mai waifu, and I remember some guys asking me the other night, "What if you had the chance to be part of an Anubutt's harem or fuck-buddy circle or something?"

My answer was no, because I feel like I'd just wind up driving myself crazy, simply being one of multiple, ultimately irrelevant partners to a girl similar to one I'd rather have just for myself. Like having a fruit dangled in front of you, unable to ever reach it.

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>>12998903
I like Pharoah, but compared to the other desert MGs she's just the "local ruler lady"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998913
She's the Living Embodiment of the Sun, a god in human form!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey. Do you want to...hang out? Or something?"
>"I've got every episode of Mobile Suit Gundam on blu-ray at my house. Y'know, if you want to watch."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998905
No, of course not, we love arguing with a moron every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998920
Who is saying this to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998916
>Tanned human girl with her pet snake pretending to be a MG
>a god in human form
>human form
>human

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998920
You're trying to pretend to be the One True Alp, you strumpet and harlot? I hiss at you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998893
Only if I get to screw other girls when I feel like it. I guess I'm going for fuckbuddy, rather than belonging to the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998925
>thatsthejoke.jpg

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>>12998929
Harem means you belong to her.

Just like those fat fucks that had dozens of women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998924

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998920
>"Wanna play through Kichikuou Rance with me? I'm almost to the part were Hornet is raped by Kayblis and has her eye gouged out."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998935
SoundsNice.jpg

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>>12998923
I may be a moron, but at least I don't shamelessly seek out girlified dudes to lust after. Just go gay already.

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>>12998891
He'll just move onto finding excuses for demons, dragons, and undead.
Then comes the anti-MGE shitposting.

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>>12998920

Sure, mang. I'll bring the beer. Did you invite any of them hot monstergals, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998893
>Sharing the woman you love
Sorry I'm not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998825
>Heh, and then she said the words "you're like a brother to me." Claim your girls or lose them faggot

You sound bitter. In any case, it's MG we are talking here. So odds are that the MG makes the first move. You are 100% right otherwise though, make your feelings known or get put aside

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>>12998935
You look like a fucking guy. Wear some makeup and better clothes and I may consider it.

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>>12998896
https://i.imgur.com/1whD1Xb.png
Something like this? Best I can come up since I'm unaware of that much pharaoh art.
Being tired and lazy factor into this somewhere I'm sure though.

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>>12998943
I think the point is not to fall in love with a girl who'd want you as one of multiple.

Fall in love with a girl who wants you and only you, and whom is the only one you want in turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998935
Sure. I'll come, watch fightan robots with her, lean in close and leave without doing anything to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998946

At least she has facial features, you fucking Anonymous person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998940
>seek out girlified dudes to lust after
>Just go gay already.
>girlified

You know what? This is quite frankly beneath me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998896
>>12998916
She'll get her day in the sun eventually.

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>>12998947
Eh, it'll do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998934
>belong

You need to stop reading fatalpulse. Most harem girls are there because they want to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998893
I don't want to be in a Harem, and I don't want a Harem. I want to be the most important thing in my waifu's life, just as she's the most important thing in my life.

Monogamy is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998957
Get some nice hang time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998957
I want to cuddle Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998892
>denying the dick in a 1 v 2 situation
you gon get raped
>>12998893
i wouldn't be part of a harem and i would at most go for 2 girls to myself
gives some variety and the humor of the two of them fighting over who gets first go whilst you do other things completely oblivious to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998961
>harem girls being there out of choice
You what? They were slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998920
>Gundam Marathon

I'm game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998167
Tell her she should use time travel, and mass-produce Turn-A's instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998957
>>12998965

Charon, shut the fuck-- You know what? Nevermind. I'll let you off with some headpats, but just this once. I'm too tired to be mad right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998968
She smells like Hobo-cum, Hobo-puke and Hobo-booze.
>>12998972
Not him but "harem" isn't referring to what you think it is.
>>12998974
Which series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998953
>At least she has facial features

None of which are attractive.

>flat
>looks like a man
>bored expression

0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey, come on in! The water's hot and the sake is lightly chilled.
>As long as you don't mind sharing with someone as slimy as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998920
>>12998924
It better not be that 'girl' cyclops-
>>12998935
Goddammit I don't want to fuck a man. Give her some actual tits, some actual girls clothes, and some glasses that fit a girl and maybe she'll actually look like a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12997783

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998856
It's okay. All of the Pharaohs were faggots anyway. If not genderbent they'd just be turned into alps with snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998979
What's the point of that pseudo-hair? Does it store fat or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998975
>Turn-A? What should I A into? It's a letter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998972
He's talking about harem anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998979
I don't drink but ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998987
and I'm talking actual harems. Not wacky highschool antics 'harem' bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998977
I'm up for any, athough my favorite is G Gundam

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998984
>Alp Pharaoh's pleasuring themselves with their pet snakes
>shouts out something about tunnel snakes ruling while orgasming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998978

Now that I think about it, how would monstergirls find their husbands in a crowd of Anons?

Personality? Scent? Behavior? Taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998971
No it's fine anon.

I can totally handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>One day you see an Alp run up to you with a plushie snake around her neck
>She has cardboard "ornaments" colored in with yellow marker around her body, dyed black hair, and skin as white as snow
>She also has toilet paper wrapped around her legs
>"A-Anon! I am the mighty Pharaoh! A-And I de-demand that you take me out on a nice fancy date!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998891
Holy fucking shit, give her glasses and that's a perfect monmusu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998986
It's like a U-turn, but super sharp and there's a chance someone will crash into you sideways! So sayeth the Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998955
>actively posts characters that are canonically male, as girls
>seems to be the only thing he posts, mainly LoL and Monster Hunter
>but it's totally not gay, just like alps are 100% straight!

If you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998980

So she has a boyish fashion sense.

Look at those hips!

She also has every Gundam series on blu-ray. And Dirty Pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998997

>[X] Stare at in complete silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998985
Let's think that helps her to control her body temperature, like a radiator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998980
>>12998978

She knows she's not as pretty as those other girls, but you you have to do so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998997
>asyouwish.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998856
>>12998984
>forgetting there were women pharaoh/rulers

The whole point of the setting is hot GIRLS, why is KC being a faggot now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999015
>>forgetting there were women pharaoh/rulers
Yeah, like one. Who was a crossdressing dyke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998856
There were women pharaohs you ignorant fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998994
According to KC they can just kind of tell, like how they can tell their husbands semen apart from others and how it is the best to them. Probably either a combination of all senses or an actual sixth sense for husbands, they can just kind of tell is all we can say.
>>12998997
Well it just so happens I've already got reservations for two at the most high class restaurant in town. Maybe I could take you along.
>>12999004
A boy with wide hips is still a boy.
>>12999010
She can be pretty if she just doesn't try so hard to look like a dude.

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>>12999010
Because she's not even trying to appear attractive.

I have a nagging suspicion this is a dude. That picture only gets posted when the genderbendfag/nasus guy is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999002
Firstly, I'm not the guy who posts them.
>"canonically male"
Yeah, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999017
There were several
>crossdressing dyke
She wore the stupid metal beard they all wore, but she never crossdressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999001
>She returns with a Kapool because it's "Cute and Green like me!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998980
>>12999020
>>12999021
There's no >girl about it. Look at this edit with just the brightness ramped down faget. Why must you bully her about being perflat?
http://imgur.com/fESeb8Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999017
>Cleopatra
>Dyke

Didn't she kill Herself out of grief after Marc Anthony died?

Also, still female, her preference means jack to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999029
>Cleopatra
Was she a pharoah? I thought egypt turned to shit a while before the romans involved themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999029
There were more than Cleopatra too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatshepsut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999034
She was the LAST pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999028
>perflat
A man could have a bigger chest than that. A man could dress more like a girl than that. A man could have a girlier face than that. She is actively trying to look like a man for some reason so no in her present state I do not see her as a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999022

The only LoL I've seen poster is soraka and ahri, who are female. You deliberately post nasus, rathatlos and other characters specified to be male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999034
Technically yes, the Ptolemaics had a weird half-ultra racist half-going native thing going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999015
>now
It's no different to other monsters and divine beings at large all unanimously turning into horny girls. You can go "LALALA DIDN'T REPRODUCE THAT WAY" all you like but that various monsters "were" male isn't something new. The Pharaohs were all part of a previous era, and now they're all horny girls that drop everything for a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999042
Thanks Broskander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998026
Heard it all in his voice, god dammit
Spit water everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999039
Maybe she's going undercover to see what men like in girls and sell tips to lonely mgs. and get inspiration for her yaoi art

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999042
>>12999038
Eh
>Pharaoh
In name I guess. She was no Ramses II.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999041
>What is reading, and why is it so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999050
Title are titles, no matter what kind of person holds them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999022
>yeah and?

We already have alps, and they rile up the 3D alps plenty. This is supposed to be the monstergirl thread, not the transgender thread. Go to /lgbt/ with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999055
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999050
Well what do you expect, it was after the Hellenistic period. At least she actually learned the language of the people she ruled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999048

I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOOOOUUUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999056
>I'm too stupid to understand the difference between rule 63 and transgender.

I knew you were retarded, but this is getting sad now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999057
I'm getting so sick of that phrase!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999039
>A man could have a bigger chest than that
She probably dresses like that because everyone bullied and ignored her in favor of that titty monster cropped out next to her. Maybe if someone were to treat her like a desirable girl for once she'd feel like it was worth it to dress up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999006
>>12999012
>>12999020
But what happens when the real Pharaoh sees you and the Alp-Pretending-Poorly-To-Be-A-Pharaoh hanging out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999045
>but that various monsters "were" male isn't something new

They were closer to magical beasts before, so they didn't really have to had a gender. Unless KC says so specifically, I choose to go this path, why would you sell dudes as girls if your aim is for people to want the waifus you've made, and you're not pandering to the gay/genderbender crowd outside of two entries?

>>12999054
Yeah yeah, rule 63, I don't give a shit. Your actions speak louder than words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999067
Sends her Anubis to drag us to be paddled red and raw.
Great success!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999066
Maybe if she dressed like a girl people would treat her like one.
>>12999067
I don't know but I want it to end in a three-way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999067

>[X] Glance at Pharaoh, shrug, then watch her scold the Alp in silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998327
I lost my shit when I read this. Is fatalpulse a gaijin or something? I didn't know nips even knew what alf was

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999065
Why? Your point was fair enough. No matter what I think of her, she still inherited the title of Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999064
If you don't feel the slightest hesitation to fapping to characters who were, and for all effects and purposes are male, you're the retard.

>I want to fuck fem doomguy!

Disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999071
>actions

What actions? You mean telling idiots how stupid they are? Because that's all I've been doing.

[Anonymous No.]

It is now 3:24 in the Eastern Time zone. Remember that the kids are out of school now.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you making sure to be a good boy, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999083
I doubt any 10 year olds come to these threads. Though it would explain the obsession with /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999079
>were, and for all effects and purposes are male
>were
>I.e. Are not male in any way anymore.

Ok, so you're that stupid. You might as well be bait at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999080
The insults of some guy who lusts after men have no effect on me. You can say they're girls now all you like, doesn't change the fact you are specifically promoting such "girls". I respect the guys who like alps, at least they acknowledge they're not 100% kosher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999084
No, all that santa shit isn't real so why would I bother being nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999078
The phrase "fair enough" is annoying to me. Don't bother your pretty little head about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999087
They are male in canon, period.
See >>12999090

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999090
Ok bait-kun, whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999086
>Implying kids are responsible for /ss/
Too immature to actually self insert as themselves. They're more likely to be resonsible for all the gunposting and HFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999084
What does she give me if I'm good? Also define good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999091
Because it's mean to be mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999094
>Don't bother your pretty little head about it.
Fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999084
Is drugging a daughteru so she has an edge above the competition bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999097
>liking guns makes you a little kid
Liberal pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999098

>What does she give me if good?

She chooses not to whip the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999099
I don't give a shit.

I have literally no reason to be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999095
Well, rule 63 is not canon, therefore, who the fuck cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999102
Liking guns doesn't make you a little kid but liking guns a little too much probably does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999105
And you have no reason to be mean either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999105
You do now, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought krampus was the one if you show any niceness too they still brutalize you because its the only way they can show love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999110
No I don't, she's not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999096
Tell me something then, if you're so sure your fetish is all good, why did you try to hush it up when that guy pointed out nasus is a male?

>>12999107
I do. You want to blame someone, blame the guy who made me aware of nasus' gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999103
But I'd rather make her a mother like in the bottom midle pictures. It would actually work out in her benefit, more of her race means each of them can spend more time punishing each person, and she gets to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>12999112
That's because she was bullied as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999112
http://pastebin.com/cJFgaRQ7

Depends on the writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999114
>why did you try to hush it up when that guy pointed out nasus is a male?

Because I'm not the same guy, and since you can't read, I'm forced to say it again.

Not.The.Same.Guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999074
>"Why on Earth are you dressed up in this.... This MOCKERY of me!?"
>"I-I'm sorry."
>"I mean, look at your skin! Does that look bronze to you? Your skin is as pale as a man's should be!"
>"S-Sorry..."
>"And dear me, you think this is gold? This looks like that homeless Jinko's home!"
>"..."
>"... Is that the Jinko's home?"
>"... Maybe..."
>"... A-And look, you've colored it in with yellow crayon! I doesn't even slightly resemble gold! Did you get the Kindergarten Lolis to help you make this "Costume"?"
>"Well, their teacher said they needed an Art Project..."
>"Oh goodness, well, I can understand the desire to want to be something greater like me, so I'll have your punishment be light... You didn't tell anyone else you were a Pharaoh did you?"
>"No, not really, just Anon and the girl who helped me make this costume and gave me the idea."
>Meanwhile in the distance, a Grape Snake could be seen with loads of pictures of the "Pharaoh", laughing smugly as she prepared to distribute them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999021
>nasus guy
rule 63 has been welcome on these threads from the start. Give it a rest already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999114
>I do
So you have anus pains. Deal with it and stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999123
>Is that the Jinko's home?
>on an Alp
Is this a subtle complaint that somebody hasn't kept their promise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999119
Oh man fuck that. What happens if you tell her you dont love her, and only want to be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999125
Says you.

>>12999127
I am dealing with it.

>>12999121
Point stands, the fact that it was done in secret tells me all I need to know about you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999134

Breaking a girl's heart? That makes you a very naughty boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999127
>stop being a faggot

You realize the irony in this, with what you're defending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999137
>Point stands
Actually, it fell apart 3 posts ago.

Just stop projecting and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999138
There has to be someway out of this. I would never want to hurt her like in that story, but i dont want to be her lover. Cant she find someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999139

I'm defending 100% female characters.
So yeah, you're being a faggot with your whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999142
No, pretty sure it stands, you were posting guys and got found out, and are now mad someone doesn't like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999137
>Says you.
Fuck off. MGE and rule 63 go hand in hand. Apophis is a male character too, why don't you bitch about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999145
I'm defending 100% female characters who in reality are male.

Fixed for you buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999144
>There has to be someway out of this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Go on and kill yourself. She'll meet you in Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999152
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999149
Apophis, Anubis, a few more I think are based on historical figures, but they are not explicitly said figures, merely based on them. What you're doing is taking x character and saying, "he's a girl now!"

>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999147
>and are now mad someone doesn't like that.
Oh no, someone on the internet has different tastes! How will anyone sleep at night?!

Not him, but no one gives a shit about your autistic insecurity issues, just shut the fuck up already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999151
D-do you kow how words work? Or are you just guessing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999151
>who in reality are male.
No they are not. They don't exist in reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999155

Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999152
Then im just gonna find a wife, she wouldn't dare try to break up a relationship... right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999156
Holy shit you are legit retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999147
The only thing I'm mad about is you being an ignorant fuckhead.

Don't give a fuck about that LoL character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999151
I wasn't aware Nasus was real.

You're genuinely retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999147
Why are you getting so worked up over what other people like?
Do you care more about strangers on the internet that yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999170
*than

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999156
>but they are not explicitly said figures, merely based on them
The same way a rule 63 version of a character is not said character, but an alternate female version of it?
Do you even understand the difference between actual genderbending and rule 63?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999138
>>12999144
>>12999152
>>12999160
F-fine. Its not like I wanted to be her lover anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999157
Make me.

>>12999159
Yes, they are, because that's how they were made and established.

>>12999149
And I've been in these threads since the beginning, rule 63 was never a focus point, until alps became popular.

[Anonymous No.]

This shitstorm sucks, let's change the subject.

Would you wear a collar for your waifu? I would, wearing collars is olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999170
Get in the Gundam wurm!

The zekes will be on us any second now!

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to this guy, this has got to be bait. Nobody is this autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
If she also wears one then sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999181
>zekes
METAL GEAR?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
>this shitstorm sucks
>so I'm gonna start a new one
K

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
>Let's end this shitstorm by starting another.
Genius, also No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999170
Because I didn't know we liked dudes in these threads. What's next, yaoi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
So long as it's decked out and stylized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
>changing topics to collars

Oh shit knigga what are you doing.

I'd rather just get her a ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999177
Just go after an Oni anon.

It's all the fun of a muscle girl without the horrible part of a Krampus.


>>12999180
No, collars are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
Well duh, I would. And anyone who had a problem with that would get bent out of shape literally by HER.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, fuck it. I'm jumping into the NRAC bunker. Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
Collars a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
Sure, why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
Wearing matching collars with a girl that has big meaty paws would be the cutest thing ever.

Like each collar has half a heart on it, and if you were to put them together it'd make a whole heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999199
>NRAC

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999199
What do you have to offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999182
They sure can, but it's more pointless than legitimate bait since it's not even going anywhere interesting or amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999179
Are you the same autist that was arguing for ntr in MGE earlier? Because the way you post is exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999207
There is literally nothing allowed with the NRAC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999039
http://imgur.com/gfA9TmP
Is this big enough for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
I'd get her one, but fuck wearing one myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999207

Calm down, mang. I'm not that spammer guy, geez.

>>12999208

Vidya, internet, beer, snacks and shelter. Make sure to bring your waifu too, the storm's getting worse.

I wonder if monstergirls would feel a bit claustrophobic in the bunker...

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, the thread's entered Level 3 shitposting.

Somebody post lewd writefaggotry and salvage this mess, before I do it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998964
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get wrapped up by and snuggle with a wurm on a cold winter's night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999185
Rember, this is a sneaking mission!

>Wurm hides under a cardboard box with half her tail handing out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999220
Become the man, the myth, the legend and save this thread lewdposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999219
>Vidya
Anything good?
Wait... are you an Alp? Trying to lure us into your cuddledungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999196
But I want to heal her specifically. I want to show her that giving and receiving pleasure with a person who loves you is even better than hurting bad people, even if they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999015
>>12999019
The language used, if GT got it anywhere close, made it sound like while there are many among the Pharaoh who were genderswapped, there are still some who've always been women.

Quit your bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

I can save this thread from the shitposters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999235
I'm not even mad, just disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999226
Guess I'll try and finish that husky-girl thing tonight, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999235
No anon, you are the shitposters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
Collars a shit. Except for roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999248
Well what are you expecting them to be used for if not that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999234
I don't believe that, alp and skeleton are the canon genderbed monsters. Contain your dude lust.

But whatever, let's drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999156
Apophis and Anubis I can understand at least, but Medusa bugs me. Why not call that profile "Gorgon"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999229

>are you an Alp?

No. I have a waifu of my own, mang.

As for vidya, we got Burnout 3, the Ace Combat holy trinity, Halo, Mortal Kombat 9, some Megaman X games, Gradius V, Twisted Metal, Crash Bandicoot and some other PC games. You can bring yours too.

Don't even try challenging the Gazer, though. She's a fucking pro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999235
Man Bob can go fucking kill himself.

Motherfucker trying to ruin Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
Anything for mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999252
I dunno, go ask the "Muh wedding ring replacement" dudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999255
>Halo
Alp spotted. Condom initiate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999255
You sound suspiciously like an Alp. In cahoots with a Gazer who was your waifu before you turned. Now you bring victims into your cuddledungeon with the promise of a bro down, when in fact what awaits them is some horror!
>>12999260
I don't want to, and in fact fuck you for bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999254
What bothers you about her?

>>12999252
You know, the guys who push collars as symbols of intimacy and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999253
Alright anon.

ファラオって性転換アリなんですか？
アリですね。というか元々男性の王が多いわけなので、性転換めっちゃ多いと思います。

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999235
doki doki, indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999263
The fact that Medusa is another case of naming the species after an individual from mythology.

Medusa was a single individual of the Gorgons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999262
Well then, fuck you too, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999219

Regardless of whether you're the spammer, this thing is dumb. You weather a shitstorm by ignoring the thread for a while or trying to steer it back on topic, not going *Lol gets in bunker* every time something starts up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999255
Eh, I'll show up.

Provided I can bring zombie games

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999261
>>12999262

>Can't be a bro in /mgg/ anymore because of Alps

As for Halo, we got it because some other dude asked us to buy it, so we kinda just have it here.

No, I'm not roleplaying as an Alp. That's gay.

>>12999272

I don't see any shitstorm coming from our discussion about vidya and waifus, man.

>>12999276

Sure thing. You gonna give your undead waifu a scare, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999283
>roleplaying
Alphood is not a game, it's a lifestyle and a state of being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999269
Not that guy but I can understand. Its most likely just because Medusa is the most well known, you could go to ever developed nation and people will know who Medusa is but not a lot will know what a gorgon is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999199
I dont even know what the fuck NRAC is. I don't think I care to know either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999283
I don't have a undead waifu.

I just want to bully them, I wonder how a Wight would react to zombie games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999269
Well, its sort of the same with each MG species, as individual names are taken to represent a race. And since the MGE girls are individuals, each must have a name anyhow.

>>12999264
I don't speak moon. You gonna make me google?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999290
>NRAC
No Rape Allowed Club. It's a silly idea that could work as a story but not as... this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999290

Its some seriously autistic role play thing someone is trying to force onto the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999164
>>12999177
There's only one way out. Find an MG that's stronger than her and try courting that MG.

>>12999233
Forget it, it's their nature. You can't change one their nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999254
>Why not call that profile "Gorgon?"
Why? So you can call her UGLY!?
She's my waifu, anon. You're the real monster here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999283
>No, I'm not roleplaying as an Alp. That's gay.
I'm reminded of some copypasta from I guess /b/ of two guys in a car that accidentally touched hands, said "No homo!" and laughed it off. Then kissed and whatever else going all the way to swallowing his cum with "No homo!" and treating it like a joke. "Man my friend's such a faggot."
Little did he know, he was already an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999295
>It's sort of the same with each MG species
Wut.
Slime, Mantis, Harpy, Siren, Goblin, Lizardman, I could go on. These are not the names of individuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999299
Well then, im off to find a dragon, maybe even a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999254
I agree with this. Calling her medusa is stupid. It's like if he named the vampire profile "Dracula" or something. It's just a famous character within the race, not the name of the race itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999303
Pardon me, I should have said, "some".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999308
>>12999303
The could be descended from the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999308
>Not wanting to see a race called "Countess Choculina".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999309
Not that many. Medusa, most of the Egyptians...not many more spring to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oni GF
>Very preoccupied with how swole she is
>After workouts she likes to be around to rub her down and massage her muscles
>Very self-conscious. Likes it when you encourage her by telling her how much better she looks for working out.
>Wants you to make your own work schedule to make your own off-days fit with her rest days so she can both just stay in bed and cuddle all day while watching dumb comedy shows

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999301
They also shouted "BRO-JOB! BRO-JOB! CHOO-CHOO!" while being sucked off, if I do recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999292

She'd probably think of all the killing as "unclassy".

>>12999296
>>12999297

Fine then, I'll stop. No need to get mad over a simple fad. Even I who like the NRAC concept disapprove of people trying to push it. Well, whatever.

>>12999301

What the shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999296

At this point it's just really annoying. Perhaps if the story was really well done, but at the moment the NRAC is just another failed thread idea that a couple of people are still trying to make threadcanon. Its either some form of trolling or they actually think it will work somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999322
Yes! Oh jeez it's a perfect awkward early-days alp story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999324
If it was me, I'd just turn it into "Breakfast Club with MGs" or something.
>>12999325
>story
Yes. Totally never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999264
>ファラオって性転換アリなんですか？

>Is a pharaoh a transsexual ant?

What?

>アリですね。というか元々男性の王が多いわけなので、性転換めっちゃ多いと思います。

>It is an ant. Well I think that there is much transsexual めっちゃ because originally the King of the man is much reason

WHAT????

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999321
I thought those horns were a part of her hair at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Package for Mr. Anon, 285 Lbs. of USDA Prime Rape."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
If she wears one aswell then I have no issue with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999333
Why hello there Miss UPS Ma'am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999333
>"For fucks sake you're looking for the shota upstairs."
>"We go over this every fucking week lady."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999328
>Yes. Totally never happened.
Well I mean adapted into a story about some anon and his recently turned alp friend and how awkward everything is.
Unless Alpanon already wrote that, the little faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999333
>285 Lbs
That's either an overly healthy Anubis or you have the wrong address.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999345
I didn't but I'm going to, get off my back I'm watching Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999346
Dragons are big girls, with being tall, covered in scales and claws, and all. Please don't bully them for being really heavy. If you tried to bully a Dragon Girl she'd just pin you down and show you how bullying is really done. And Dragon Girls can be the meanest bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999346
She bulked up for a long trip.

Turns out it was just block over.

Egg on her face eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999357
Dragon bully was such a cute story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999346
Wonderland Hammerspace Delivery Box
They'd be perfect for monstergirls who want to mail themselves to their unsuspecting husbando-to-be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999330
What's being translated as "Ant" there is "Ari". "A" and "Ri" in katakana, which in general is how Japanese write foreign languages.

So I have no fucking clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999346
>Mail Order Anubis
I like the way you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999338
>"Oh sorry, my apoligies sir."
>Goes up the stairs to the Shota's room
>"Package for Mr. Anon."
>"Ma-Ma'am, I tell you this everytime, I'm not Anon, I'm Jimmy. Anon is downstairs."
>"Nice try Anon, but you can't fool me. The man downstairs already told me you're Anon. Now get on the bed Anon, and don't call me ma'am, call me Onee-chan."

You can't just keep sending the Jabberwock to that poor Shota every week Anon. One day you're gonna have to admit the truth and take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999370
Like hell he is. It's Jimmy's fault for living alone like some kind of anime MC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999370

>Now get on the bed Anon, and don't call me ma'am, call me Onee-chan."

What if he chooses the mystery box she brought instead of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999374
She's inside it. Wonderland Powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999370
Oh I can and I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999374
Anon the box is just a decoy to get in Anon's house.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>12999295
>>12999330
>>12999363
you guys are so helpless sometimes...

>Are there Pharaohs that got genderbent?
>There are. Or rather, most kings were formerly guys, so I guess there's many genderbent ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999357
Christ, they're all stick-thin rails. Every one of them looks emaciated, save for impossibly large breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999380
>Can apparently actually read moon
Great.

http://ask.fm/k_cross
How about the other 234?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999382
Welcome to Japan! Most nips can't even imagine a girl with good hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999380
>swiss Momo
This is a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999330
Heavily contextual languages buttrape google translate, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999375
I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999380
SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Eh, she's not my waifu anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999399
Even if she was you could just say yours is one of the ones that was female from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999386
But my hip and thigh fetish...

[Anonymous No.]

How would the Hinezumi fare in a Dynasty Warriors-esque game based in the Mist Continent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999410
Well, thankfully, KC seems to understand this at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999380
Oh god, does this mean kunoichi, vampires and mummies could have been dudes as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999410
Thankfully some of them know what's up.
http://exhentai.org/s/c9ba1588da/713777-25

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999416
>vampires and mummies
The ones from previous generations, post Succubus monster-lord, yes.
>kunoichi
Nigger, are you yanking my chain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999414
Well, Hinezumi would be Sun Ce, for one.
Jinko would be Sun Jian.
Ryu would be Liu Bei
Cao Cao would be a Phoenix.

Dong Zhuo as a P'Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999416
>Zombies and other undead type monsters can fundamentally never rise from a man’s corpse; however, in the skeleton’s case, magical energy doesn’t dwell within the body, the body itself is made up of magical energy. They are an exception, and men’s bones can become monsters too. Even then the body is still female. Thoughts and memories from their lives as men remain, but they mostly become twisted. “When I was alive I was a woman.” “When I was alive, my best friend was my lover.”

Oh thank god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999416
>vampires
Count Dracula?
Wrong. It's Cockblockula.

Kunoichi, no. The term is female, like Amazon. Given Pharaoh is a super-mummy, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999414
Depends, Do they persue Lu Bu?

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the worst insult you can say to a monster?

I'd imagine it would be something like that they can't satisfy their husbands or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999416
Vampires and mummies yes. Kunoichi no.

Who cares anyway, I don't understand the problem. They're all female now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999427
>“When I was alive I was a woman.” “When I was alive, my best friend was my lover.”
This sounds hilarious, the reanimated and genderbent bones of your dead bro coming to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999416
Here's a question for you dudes. All the male vampires who already found their waifu long before demonslut took the reins. Do you think they turned into vampireslut, or do you think that they got to keep their waifu and just turned into mega powerful vamp-incubi. the cind any average jo can be given enough centures spent with waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999433
Barren Womb or Home wrecker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999416
>>12999427
Despite that citation, I think it just means current corpses won't rise if they're male. Those who were already risen before Succubification were probably still genderswapped, especially high-tier like Vampires.

Kunoichi though?
That's just silly. They're "Female Ninja". Really they're barely an MG in the first place...

>Alp decides to find a Ninja Village and become a Kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999427

This is some intense fuckery, I'll tell you what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999433
>"If I had a Sandworm growing out of my ass, I'd be pretty cranky too."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999438
If they were vampires before the DL?

Went female

New male "vampires" are just incubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999438
That's an interesting question actually. One that should be put to KC if we get the chance.

It'd probably be either as you say, or perhaps they become a Yuri Couple that seeks out a man to share. One of the two. Or maybe both, with the nature of the transformation determined by where on the "Alp Scale" the Vampire dude fell subconsciously.
>Totally straight? Vamp-Incubus
>Little bit of gay-ness buried somewhere? Bisexual Couple seeks good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999427
>They are an exception, and men’s bones can become monsters too.
>Skeletons are 2spooky4KC monsters
Really now.

http://oglaf.com/tibia/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999424
>>12999431
>>12999436
>>12999438
>>12999440
>>12999441

I just thought, you know, most ninjas were dudes, if the DL wanted to stop all the bloodshed, she might have changed them.

>Kunoichi” were originally human ninja women, but when the demon lord took over some of them were changed into succubi, originating the “kunoichi” as monsters.

But it's fine, it's fine.

And I suppose vampires and mummies are safe as well, if you think about it. Being undead doesn't mean you stop producing spirit energy, so male vampires, if they existed, would have remained the same. Also, there's no monsterboys in this setting so it's really unlikely.

A mummy corpse would have to be remade by a massive infusion of DE, hell, made of DE, like skeletons, so it's also really unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999380
I'm surprised to see you here.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>12999389
you think? The monstergirls were always one of my favourite parts in Gate newer really lurked these threads till just recently though

>>12999384
all right all right, I'll do some

>リリムは人間女性をシー・ビジョップにできますか？
>できます。
Can lilim turn human girls into sea bishops?
Yes they can


>ヴァンパイアのマントって体の一部なんですか？
>実は翼です。伸縮したり、消したり、サキュバスのような悪魔っぽい翼に変える事もできます。
Is the cape part of a vampire's body?
They're actually wings. They can expand and contract, 'erase' them or transform them into succubus-like wings


>鳥っぽいですけど、キキーモラって卵生なんですか？それともウルフ属だから胎生なんですか？
>胎生ですね。
Since they're bird-like, do kikimora lay eggs, or are they viviparous since they're wolf-type?
They're viviparus.


>アルプの素養がある男性に寄生スライムがついたらどうなるんですか？
>スライムキャリアルプ、じゃなくてアルプスライムキャリアになりそうですね。
If a parasitic slime attaches itself to a guy that turned alp, what'll happen?
They'll turn into a slime carrier alp, no wait, an alp slime carrier I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999452

>Is the cape part of a vampire's body? They're actually wings.
>They'll turn into a slime carrier alp, no wait, an alp slime carrier I guess

I... I just don't know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999452
>alp slime carrier

I don't want to know anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999449
Mummies are just females cursed by an anubis. So they couldn't possibly men. It's even stated in their profile:

>They frequently give instructions, as if the relationship were that of a boss and her subordinate. If he doesn't obey their instructions, as "criminal punishment", he'll be afflicted with the "mummy curse" which changes one's body to be extremely sensitive to pleasure like that of a mummy, and he'll have to keep having sex with them until he passes out.

>Additionally, they also afflict human female intruders with the above written "mummy curse" as well. In the case that a woman is afflicted with the curse, the effects are not temporary as they are with men. Instead, the woman will then be changed into a "mummy", and become a subordinate to the anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999452
>Gate
I tried to get into it, but the high concentration of NIPPON DAMASHII caused me great anal anguish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999452

Could you do this one? (Or any that might be related to Lilims really)

http://ask.fm/k_cross/answer/113314635861

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999452
Some of these questions are interesting
And then you get the guy who asked about Alp slime carriers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999452
>They'll turn into a slime carrier alp, no wait, an alp slime carrier I guess
We have been forsaken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999456
What are you talking about? The wing-cape thing should have been common knowledge for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999446
>Yuri Couple that seeks out a man to share
If we asked KC I actually think this might be the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999466
>>12999457
You ever hear the phrase "There are things that are better left unknown"?
THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999466
>Implying you people weren't a bunch of alp lovers in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do wolves like apples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999403
Bitch is getting her credentials checked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999466
It's fine if you're not an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999452
>>12999456
Well, we've known about the Vampires wings forever. Anybody who looks at her artwork closely knows it's obvious. It's just older, and smaller, so it's hard to tell if you don't take a look.

Lots of people never took a look, apparently.

The Sea Bishop thing also seems obvious.
The kikimora thing is kinda neat.

The bit about an Alp Slime Carrier just leads me to believe pretty well ANY MG could become a Slime Carrier...and if that's true, maybe the same could be said about Ropers...or any parasite...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999474
>projecting

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw so sick I can't even keep water and crackers down
>Feel dehydrated, stomach hurts because it's completely empty, try to get something in me and it comes right back out 10 minutes later, making me feel even more dehydrated
>tfw no monster girl to use magic asspull bullshit to make me feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999452
Sometimes I feel like KC just makes it all up as he goes along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999482
>Implying I ever said I wasn't one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999474
>making statements
>assumin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999445
>>12999446
But they're male, which means spirit energy, why would they transform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999441
What I don't get is why it's okay for skeletons to genderbend but not the rest of the body. It's a dude's corpse either way, and it'll still be female in the end. He's even done it with other monsters before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999475
cuz apples are the shit man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999483

Shit, mang, that's horrible. Hope you get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999485
Some of it, absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999491
Because they're "Monsters"?

It might be like Elves and Dwarves. I think they get genderswapped if pumped full of enough MAMONO MANA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999490
Oh yeah, I totally "assumed" all this alp love in every previous thread. You got me, well done Holmes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999485
>the spirit realm/afterlife is not set in stone is not

You think?
>smug Holstarus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999485
You know what this dude needs? An assistant. A female assistant who's into this whole monstergirl thing as much as he is. And he needs to marry this girl before the day is done if he does.

He needs to get laid. That's what he needs, he needs a waifu to help him sort all this out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999492

>Alpification of men's corpses

Their population is growing too fast and too large.

It's time to purge.

SPESS MUHREENS ATAAACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999504
You kinda assumed that I, personally, love Alps.
I love Apophises, and Pharaohs, and Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999507
>Tell him this
>Ask him about it
>Reveals he already has an MG-Loving waifu who helps him on different points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999503
No, there are male elves in this setting. They didn't change. I don't know if there are male dwarves though, haven't read the guide in some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999480
>The bit about an Alp Slime Carrier just leads me to believe pretty well ANY MG could become a Slime Carrier
Wait, guys. Hang on.

Isn't mothgirl matango is possible by this logic? If so, PANIC! THIS IS WORSE THAN LANDSHARKS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999511
Mah nigga.

What would you think of a Belly Dancing Trope comprising an Anubis, Apophis and a Pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999507
>get him a waifu

But then he might lose interest in MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999468
I think he has said that before, using an mg having her man go alp.

They team up and hunt a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999492
So you can be revived as an undead incubus. KC would probably make an exception if you ask him about it.

What about the men that pursue Lichdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999520
Yes. YES.
And they scoffed when I said matango infested amazons razing villages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999509
>Alpification
No, I quite clearly meant rising as an undead period, such as a wight or ghoul or something. It's interesting that your mind immediately went to alps though.

>>12999516
This is really arbitrary. Anyone remember what explanation was given?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999509
It's not alpification, since alps want to be with men. In the skeleton's case, it's outside influence, since there is no desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999483
I know the feeling. Since Friday I've had a cough that'd make Raistlin jealous, migranes, periodic vomiting, and liquid shitting every time my stomach so much as gets rustled.

Just keep trying, though. Even if you're vomiting right after, some of that water you drink still goes somewhere useful, and you sort of need it more than ever if you're dehydrating like that.
Just take baby steps, and maybe some ginger beer too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999516
I'm not sure it ever clarified.

All I recall the setting state is that there are both male Dwarves and Elves, who've been moved into isolation and quarantine, presumably to prevent corruption.

Whether this would result in them turning into women, or simply lose the ability to birth male sons, is unclear, far as I recall.

I'm more inclined to believe the former, however, as I recall it's stated that there is a larger remaining population of Male Elves than Dwarves, as the Elves were quicker to isolate themselves from being corrupted. As they're all very long-lived regardless, the fact that the dwarves have a smaller remaining male population, leads me to believe they were genderswapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999520
>LANDSHARKS
I'd a Bulette girl.

[Anonymous No.]

http://ask.fm/k_cross/answer/118252940885

So do you think KC is getting the New 3DSLL? Since we know he's a Nintendrone, what do you think his favorite Nintendo series is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999513
[Love Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999524
>Men that pursue Lichdom
They become qt3.14 Lich Girls.

This is what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999521
It's a troupe, and also, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999460
Yeah it drove me off too and I'm not even American.
Hollywood does the same shit but they're a lot less brazen about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999483
i have had this before, it goes away after 18 hours or so. Its fucking horrible, i've had bones reset that felt more pleasant than what your going through

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999527
>Anyone remember what explanation was given?

Males didn't change because they possess spirit energy, that's all. In order to change into a monster, a person must be overwhelmed with demonic energy, and since the flow of this energy in males is constant, they cannot change into a monster. The only exceptions are alps, which destroy this function, and skeletons, which are DE infused bones, producing no spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999491
The whole "monster" thing

They are monsters called Vampires so the genderswap and want to suck your dick blood now.

Although elves and Dwarves did not all swap genders so a point in your favor there.

I'm going to go with genderswap for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999537
Pogeymans?
>>12999544
No, they become high leveled undead Incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999527
>It's interesting that your mind immediately went to alps though.

Well, in a general overview, even if it were a man's corpse at the start, being reborn a monstergirl would signify change in gender, against his "will", considering if he were hetero when alive. If that were the case, what would you catalog this "anomaly" in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999537
>What do you think his favorite Nintendo series is?
It's Dragon Quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999520
He specifically said that matango cant infect monstergirl before though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999533
>There are males and females just as with humans and dwarves; however, when exposed to demonic energy, female elves can be twisted into nymphomaniacal, monster versions of their original species.

Again, they target females for monsterization, The most that would happen is that they would become corrupted, like the adherents of the fallen god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999562
>Dragon Quest
>Nintendo Series

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999507

Well if you can figure out a way to put Maritan in a box and ship her to him that can happen.

I'm not even joking.

[PantyQuest No.]

The Cycle of Cyclops.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/Uxr22YG0

New page: http://pastebin.com/dLWPBuFt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999299
But I know I can! Through the power of love and dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999576
I love Snu Snu

Sign me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999552
>dick blood

I know you meant semen, but that sounded really unappealing.

>YOU WANT TO BITE MY DICK!?

And as neither male elves nor dwarves became gender swapped, there's little cause to believe vampires did. We are thinking about this too much, especially since this setting is incomplete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999572
But if there were male elves and male dwarves, there must have been males of other species.

And if there were males of other species, then they couldn't have gotten genderswapped either, because MANA.

So therefore, there must be Monster Boys.

See? It's just much easier to accept that Vampires, Elves and Dwarves can be genderswapped.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>12999463
the gist of it is:
>It's basically not possible to turn into a lilim. But there are rumours that the demon lord adopted a human girl


>片割れしかいないリリラウネで同性好きの男が入ったらどうなるんですかね あと吐き出された時って魔力汚染とか魔物化の種族とかどうなるんでしょう
>インキュバス化を経てアルプ化しそうです。魔物娘はそういう事に鋭いので、既に居るリリラウネもすぐに気付いて自分の片割れにするつもりで男を調教するかもしれません。吐き出された場合は経過時間や諸々の状況によります。長い間捕まった後に吐き出された場合はサキュバスかアルラウネになりそうですね。
What happens if a gay man were to enter a Liliraune who's currently only got one half? Could getting some kind of monsterisation happen after he gets spit out again from mana corroding?
He'd probably turn into an incubus and then an alp. But monmusu are very clever in this context, so it might be possible that a 'single' liliraune will train a man in order to become complete. Getting spit out depends on elapsed time and other circumstances. In case they get spit out after much time has passed since being captured, they might turn into a succubus or alraune

adding some fuel to this fire. Although I'm not fully sure here as I'm kinda tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999590
But Anon, this isn't your average Amazon snu-snu.

This is hot, metalworking snu-snu. The same snu-snu they use to bend metal into shape. Are you sure you're ready for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999576
This is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999610
So this pretty much confirms Alps could indeed turn into anything, if given proper "Training".

Fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999610
So this confirms there are ways to Alp into other species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999503
Male Elves and Dwarves are saved by the world settings designating them as demihumans, rather than monsters. Genderswapping only occurs if they're about to begin alpification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999593
>I know you meant semen
Yep, no reason to not let a vampire near your dick. Not like the blood pressure is high or tasty there, and who doesn't like having their dick sucked?

No reason.

[Anonymous No.]

So how betrayed would monsters feel at the thought of going to a dude ranch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999533
>>12999572

>Dwarves are a hardy, friendly race of expert miners and craftsmen that live underground. They are one of the non-monster species that share the Monster Girl Encyclopedia world with humans, elves, fairies, etc. But when exposed to demonic energy, female dwarves can be twisted into nymphomaniacal, monster versions of their original species.

I wonder if the male monsters ran vecause the were getting fucked too much and got scared of their women. Same with the elves.

Humans then stepped up to the plate. KC confirmed for HFY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999620
Cyclops must have a thing for grizzled, one-eyed men with eye patches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999621
>>12999622

That's not what it says at all. Go back to 3rd grade and learn basic reading comprehension ffs. Or better yet fuck off to >>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999524
>So you can be revived as an undead incubus.
Unless you're a pharaoh or a lich or your bones (and only your bones) are saturated with MAMONO MANA before you're resurrected otherwise? This seems to say it all depends on the circumstances of your rebirth, but that still doesn't explain why men can't become zombies since that process is the same as skellification, but with more corpse left.

KC left himself an out here by saying skeletons MIGHT be a ghost inhabiting a corpse, but then you still end up with a woman raping you with part of a dude's body. That's arguably worse in my book.

>>12999560
It would certainly still be genderbending, but it's not alpification. Alpification is the result of homogay and incubization and results in one specific monster no matter the case.

>>12999551
>Males didn't change because they possess spirit energy, that's all.
Yeah, but corpses probably have plenty of life energy just flowing through to stop them from turn--know what? I'm done. It's clearly past time to stop thinking and go masturbate to dead chicks again. One of these days I'll learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999633
look at this dingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999630
I don't see any issue in dressing up as a cowboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999633
Pretty sure the section on Dwarves mentioned they loved Succubi-Dwarves. Thought it was great having a lewd waifu to come home to after a hard day minin', craftin' and drinkin'.

[swiss Momo No.]

oh boy

>アルプ化がショタだった場合アリスちゃんになれるんでしょうか？アリスちゃんは希少だからムリでしょうか？
>ショタに限りませんが可能性はあります。しかしレア中のレアです。ハイパーレアです。
If a shota gets alp'd, does he turn into an Alice? Or is this out of the question since Alice are rare
It's not restricted to shota, but there's a possibility. However that would be rare out of the rare. Hyper-rare even

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999629
Damn you.

>>12999606
See >>12999623

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999638
Then please oh master of the English language, tell us ignorant little fools, what doth this article say that you can interpret to such a vastly superior degree than us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999646
>Hyper-rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999646

In before faggots miss the "hyper-rare" part and continue to push their alp-agenda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999593
>overthinking
A little, until KC gives an answer we are going just have to guess

My guess is it's the female thing but, again, I'm not him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999646
>If a shota gets alp'd, does he turn into an Alice?

Didn't know this was a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999646
>Hyper-rare
So, he answers the weird questions drunk, right?

[Anonymous No.]

kikimora confirmed to give live birth and not eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999638
Fuck off, Bourbon, you've shitposted in this thread enough already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999612
Will all my heart and soul.
I'd ever bring refreshments for post couitus

[Anonymous No.]

So are Karakasa babies born with umbrellas or are they grown like fanciful mushrooms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999669

> Anyone who calls alpfags out on their bullshit is Bourbon

You people will Boogieman anything. It's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999646
>Hyper-rare
Which is polite nip-speak for "never ever".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999646
>You don't have to be a Shota to alp into an Alice

Holy shit that'd suck. Imagine just being a regular guy then waking up one day as an Alice, and constantly getting raped by all your old male friends, and then they instantly forget and rape you the next day.

To go from a regular man to a cumdump loli, life is suffering. But bad ends are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

someone go ask KC about the ushi-oni seal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999667
I want to cuddle a Kiki.

They're so adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999623
>>12999650
Okay then. My question becomes where then do we draw the line as far as "Demi-Humans" go?

I seem to vaguely recall mention of Elven Incubi somewhere? Maybe in a tweet or something. So maybe that is what happens, and then there are still Alps of whatever species.

But then that just further contributes to the idea that Alps can be fucking anything!

And again, where do we draw the line? Is an Elf Incubus a Monster Boy? A Dwarf? A Vampire?
>"Oh hey look at that Undead Dude with all the powers and appearance of a Lich! Monster Boy, right?"
>"No no, just an Incubus."

I'm okay with Monster Boys, but I thought you guys were more against them than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999667
Does this mean I have to pregnancy as well as maternity leave for my Kikimora maids?

Darn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999681
I want know about the life-spans of "lesser" monstergirls, and the nature of yanderes in the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999646
You are purposely picking out inflammatory topics aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999667
>dem eyes
>dat feathery fluffiness

Would tenderly pat. ...and marry. What's so bad about marrying the help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999333
>"I ordered 240 pounds of it. No more, no less, take it away."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999685
>Not looking forward to pregnancy sex/cuddles
Why do you hate fun so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999667
I want to pet her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999685
>>12999685

If Kikimora couldn't work or put too much effort into doing stuff because of the child they're carrying, how would they cope with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999641
>Yeah, but corpses probably have plenty of life energy just flowing through to stop them from turn--know what? I'm done. It's clearly past time to stop thinking and go masturbate to dead chicks again. One of these days I'll learn.

We were talking vampires, if they're males, they produce SE, period. Undead doesn't mean "corpse" corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999695
Anon, calling her fat will just make her show you how lewd and soft her body can be, and why those 40 lbs don't really matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999667
Around 85% human, so not the biggest mystery. Most he draws are human girl with colourful limbs and not like lamia that people will argue against snake cloaca existing anyway.

>>12999675
Never ever until it's used as the next shitposting article alongside hellhound taming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999573
Majority of the series have been on Nintendo Gracie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999695

The extra 40 lbs are just Jab and Wock tagging along to have some free beer at your place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999697
forgot the word 'pay' in there. As in for paying for pregnancy leave.

Kikimora maids are expensive, they're the best in the business.

I'd rather pay them to clean my house in a lewd fashion while I watch them.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>12999693
maybe. Also this one's related to


>お訊ねします、男性のエルフやドワーフが魔物の魔力に侵食された場合、 図鑑に載っている個体のように女性化することはありますか？ やはりアルプ化同様同性愛者か女性化願望持ちでない限りインキュバス化するものなのでしょうか？
>エルフやドワーフの男性に関しては基本的に人間の男性と同じ扱いになります。つまり通常ならインキュバス化で、女性化願望がある場合にアルプエルフ、アルプドワーフになります。
what happens to dwarf and elf males if they get corroded by mamono mana?
They basically work the same as human men. So normally they just turn into incubi, but should they hold a desire to get feminized they'll turn into alp elves and alp dwarfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999574
Maritan's a guy, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999684
We hate monsterboys, the fuck is the matter with you?

>Is an Elf Incubus a Monster Boy?

No, an elf incubus is just that, an elf incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999713
>paying for pregnancy leave.
Not if she's already your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999704
>"Ma'am when I place my orders and leave my specific requests, I expect those requests are met. If you ordered a medium rare burger and got well done, would you pay for it? If you asked for a virgin shota and got a Stage 1 Alp would you pay for it? No! Now if you would kindly go back, get my order right and come back again I will give you my hard earned money THEN."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999720
And now I know

>Foul mouthed Dwarf Alp berserker bro when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999720
Well that is acceptable, they wanted to be homos anyway.

But if KC is gonna be pushing that any MG could have been a dude at one point then fuck this noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999720
>alp dwarfs
>The beard repositions itself to underarms and crotch
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999724
Well congratulations, you just made the Thesaurus Dragon cry when all she wanted to do was try to get in your pants in a unique way. I hope you're proud of yourself Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999722
>>12999703
How about a Vampire then?

Seems the thread is very much in favor of Vampire Monster Boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999733
Anon, you do realize that some dragons and Ryus, who have VERY long life spans, may have been guys right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999736
Fuck off with your monsterboy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999736
>the thread favors monsteboys

Fujoshit kun get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999736
Monster boys plz go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999720
So basically this confirms there are Monster Boys, they're just "Incubi" now, and that if they subconsciously want to be a girl, they will become such.

THE TRUE NATURE OF THE MGE IS REVEALED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999703
>We were talking vampires
You were. I was looking at male corpses genderbending and turning undead as a whole. As far as I can tell logically there's no reason a male corpse should have protection from doing so short of the writer not willing it. Since spirit energy is what prevents that and dead bodies have none, turning zombie--and from there a small number of other undead--would be the reasonable result if not for word of god.

This probably goes under that "as you wish it to be" section of KC answers, but my autism doesn't sit well with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999736
im very much in favor of you fucking off

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, I just realized KC's Alpification sounds gay at first, but it's probably the best non-lethal way to fight degeneracy. Think about it: Gays are degenerate and have no place in a Monster Girl world (Or any world). But KC doesn't want to kill them off because then the moralfags would jump out of the shadows.

So instead he has them turn into the Monster Girls. By doing this, he pretty much kills off homosexuality. It's a genius solution and shows that KC's world is the best.

Now if only KC had a solution for the Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999736
>Seems like the thread is very much in favor of X monster boys
You are either literally retarded or a bad troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999735
Tell her to take her clothes off and not come in the box then, maybe that'll drop the weight down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999723
A-Anon, I don't have any relations with the working staff. That would be scandalous.

She's just shaking her hips like that because she likes to dance...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999740
>>12999742
>>12999743
But I think it should just be that they wind up being genderswapped, becoming normal Vampire Girls, rather than this wishy-washy, hold out, "They were male, so thus they'll remain male, unless they alp." crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999733
That insecurity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999745
>confirms there are monster boys
Welcome to English, I know its a hard language and you suck horribly at it now but you'll get it eventually.
>>12999749
Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999736
>Making Statements
>Assuming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999745
It confirms something that we already knew, and like somebody already said, they are not monsterboys, they're demi-humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999754
Step it up, sempai.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this alp baiting
>now monsterboys

Guys, KC's answer on such topics are always non committal, so that his followers can say, " hey, maybe I can write a character like this!" But all monster being male at one point, outside of alps and skeletons? We've all been had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999764
And again I ask, at what point do you draw the line for "Demi-Human"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999764
Indeed. They're just bishounens with super strength and stamina and libido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999767
To be fair, the "first" generation of MGs probably had a lot of those.

Not sure it's something to sperg about, but you know how autism is...

[Anonymous No.]

I can sense it. A new era of shitposting is about to begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999746
Yeah, except

>Zombies and other undead type monsters can fundamentally never rise from a man’s corpse

Only skeletons can be formerly male thus far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999769
Not him but species that could mate with humans before the current demon lord. So elves and dwarves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999733
I like that it takes the threat of phantom dicks to get people to stop clinging to KC's tit like a surrogate mother and sole proprietor of monster fiction. It's an okay fallback "standard" to go from with nice art but before all the MGU no one gave much of a shit what the "word of god" thought said about anything.

>>12999749
>fight degeneracy
>In a hyper-sexualised waifu world
I think you're lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999767
>>12999774
Indeed. We already know that Monsters had males once upon a time.

But they were all genderswapped, and then continued having nothing but female children for over a century.

Therefore, the number of Born-Female Monster Girls would far, far, far outstrip the number of those once male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999761
I don't get it, what part of my post was bait? Are you defending the existence of Homosexuals in a Monster Girl world? I mean, what do you want me to say?

Alpfication kills off the degeneracy and makes cute girls. What's the downfall or bait here?

[Anonymous No.]

How would you fare in MGC if you were a semi-emotionless, nanoaugmented agent with extrensive knowledge on sneaking and combat and nothing else, sent by a secret organization to spy on the Monstergrl government?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999745
Nice bait.

Use something better or work on you reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999769
You have humans, then elves and dwarves as demihumans. Is not that fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999759
I don't give a shit. I'd rather be called homophobic and insecure that fuck a dude or a former dude. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999774
I'm surprised that people have forgotten that the MGE in its current state is at least a near millennia after the Succubus took power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999781
Exactly.

So I really don't get what the fuss is about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999776
That is the "word of god" mentioned, yes. The question is why, as from the information we've seen translated at least there isn't a reason that shouldn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999778
And Vampires, since many people seem to be talking about Vampires.

And if Vampires, probably other high-class undead too. Liches, Wights, Phao-OH WAIT.

Guess we've got the answer to that, so anybody talking about how Vampires wouldn't be Genderswapped can just fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999766
Alright I confess, I could not resist that piece of plump Kikimora ass.

I guess I'll raise the child in secret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999796
>Not acknowledging her and the child
Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999792
You know, I'm beginning to think some people here just can't read/have ADD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999795
There are no genderswapped vampires. See >>12999776

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999791
Not sure I can support that position, but your honesty is to be commended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999801
Welcome to a long time ago. They can't and do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999792
Some people don't like to look at facts.
>>12999793
Because for those same people if there's even a slight chance, no matter how low, that the monster girl they may or may not date was a male at once they don't want to take the chance. The chance could be one in ten billion but they still wouldn't take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999796
You marry her right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999802
I'm pretty sure that'd only apply to any corpses to be risen in the current Succubi Era.

What of Undead already active before that time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999801
>some people here just can't read/have ADD
Surprise surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

Allright, we all got caught, but enough of this bullshit.

What kind of dishes/desserts could be made with barometz's fruit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999809
>What of Undead already active before that time?
Replenishable zerg-rush fodder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999807
>don't want to take the chance
What chance though? It's not like they'll suddenly regrow their dick.

Bunch of pussies if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999801
This is 4chan, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999812
Jello

[Anonymous No.]

http://strawpoll.me/3564854

PLACE YOUR BETS FAGGOTS WHICH SHITSTORM IS THE SHITSTORM TO END THEM ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999814
I think it's more likely they just got Genderswapped, like the Pharaohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999806
>>12999810
>>12999816
Yeah you're right, I guess I gave people too much credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999812
I'm partial to pudding if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999819
Femdom/Maledom usually winds up the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999794
The only reasons I can think of, going by skeleton, is that the body itself would have to be remade to be more mamono mana than an actual body, and only skeletons have this ability to infuse bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999824
>Singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA constantly.

I would dick her just to keep her quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999824
>>12999831
>Fuckmylife.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999819

All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999820
Again,
>Pharaohs
>Not being the daughters of daughters of great grand daughters of kings after a millennium of sexing human men

>>12999812
Parfait ala Roi
Filled with blueberry and strawberry and apple flavored gels made from Barometz booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999819
Cat Penis/Bob obviously, since he can be blamed for other shitstorms by relation like people thinking that bitchboy shit was femdom. Suddenly femdom/maledom shitstorm again.

People also automatically think anything pegging is futa, and even after something that they have to get really mad at because of that faggot cat shitposting history.

>>12999821
You see it a lot in how people can't read an entry and cite them in really twisted, out of context or intention ways to suit an argument. That's without the issue of things being actually lost in translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999684
Male elves and dwarves aren't monsterboys. They're a generic fantasy race that has been around forever, making them female only would be weird as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999839
Yes, but the first Pharaohs of the Succubi age, awoken from ancient slumbers, were genderswapped.

We're really just arguing baseline logic, because as has been said, the time segment that most of us write and insert into takes place so far down the line, any previously-male monsters would've long since been married and had numerous female descendants.

Be wary of 1000-year-old CCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999815
Not everyone here is post tumblr "gender fluid/gender identity" bullshit era.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999843
>cite them in really twisted, out of context or intention ways to suit an argument

Don't attribute to stupidity what you can attribute to malice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999857
Neither am I.

But this isn't "Hey I got an operation which removed my dick" but more "Magic stuff happened and now I'm 100% a girl with no way back."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999857
Just let it go faggot, the shitstorm is ending so stop trying to bring it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998620

I want both. No, scratch that: I want them all. All of the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999849
So are werewolves etc.
MGE runs on fucked up, rainbow shitting logic already, no surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999868
Can't really argue with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999829
Zombies are almost entirely corporeal though, so that doesn't seem to stand up. That same argument should apply to women becoming zombies in the first place too because without spirit energy a male and female corpse are pretty much the same in a good number of ways save a few sex traits that apparently aren't at all impossible to change.

It's not really an issue for me since I can just headcanon that however I want, but I find myself scratching my head at the actual canon here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999746
>>12999776
>>12999794
>>12999829
Here's my speculation:

A dead male cant be zombified/raised as undead because he still has traces of spirit energy in his body, messing up any attempts of raising.
Once these traces dissapear the body decayed to far to be zombified or is simply already bone.

So you could say that male human flesh contains traces of spirit energy after death, preventing them from being raised as undead.

That said, don't female humans also produce spirit energy? Perhaps it's a different kind of SE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999866
>Magic stuff happened
>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
Devil's advocate or just excuse to use the quote, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999857
True

As long as it has overies, can get pregnant, has breasts, and no male genitalia then it's ok in my book

>Not wanting to woo a 1k + CC red dragon who remembers the days when she was a bringer of fire and death

[Anonymous No.]

>Hi, Are you Anon?
Yes, are you Hottotrot69?
>That's me, pleased to meet you
Likewise
>So, shall we get out of here? I have a lot of fun stuff planned for us, indeed. She licks her lips
Yeah, I just have a few question before we do anything
>Hmm? Oaky, ask away
Were you born a mamono?
>Well, no
So you were turned. Fine, I just have one very important question to ask you
>sweating bullets
Have you, at any point in your life, been a dude?
>She stares in silence So does he
>Is that a problem?
Yep, we're done here. Here's some money for the cab. See you never.

And the anon spent the rest of his life fapping because there are even counterfeit human women.

The End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999889
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999667
I just want to walk up to her, pet her and cuddle with her. While telling her that she is an adorable and skilled maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999869
Eh, good point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999894
Even in magic MGE land, the hyper autistic guys can't get laid.

I kek'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999889
I'd say we are pretty far off having the technology to make a guy into a girl 100%, including DNA and fully functional reproductive system. So this is valid, but doesn't matter at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Your waifu tells you she wants this many daughterus. How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999894
I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999623
I don't know why I remember the obscure semi-contradictory lore of MGE manages to lodge in my mind more than the fantasies of jiggling slime titties that I TRY to internalise, but this finally gives me an opportunity to put that useless information to use:

In MGE it's monsters that all become female and sexy. Humans, dwarves, elves, angels, and fairies aren't NATURALLY monsters. If they fall into a big vat of mamonomana, their women can become monsters.
It's humans that are actually the odd one out here. Elves become elf monsters, which still look like elves but are sluts. Dwarves, fairies, angels: ditto. But for some reason that's never been adequately explained, humans don't have a "monster version". Instead, when human women get splashed with mamonomana, they just become the same monster type of whatever did the splashing.

I truly abhor my memory's prioritization system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
>"Damn woman, you crazy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999876
That's the thing

>however, in the skeleton’s case, magical energy doesn’t dwell within the body, the body itself is made up of magical energy

>>12999882
>So you could say that male human flesh contains traces of spirit energy after death, preventing them from being raised as undead.

That's one way to raise an indead incubus, as long as the soul lingers.

>That said, don't female humans also produce spirit energy? Perhaps it's a different kind of SE

They produce dramatically less than men, hence why females can be monsterized, and males, outside of alps, who destroy their SE production, can't be monsterized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
>Sigh
>Unbuckle pants
>"Well, back to work then."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911

>"...Why so many, though?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
Either secret vasectomy or I find a way to become so rich I can afford that many daughterus. My wife would also need to be spoken to, because I'd worry about her womb. Even dogs only have so many litters before their health and the health of their offspring starts to wane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999889
I find them ironic, things like Schrodinger's Cat or Clarke's 3rd Law. They were originally said to make one point, and yet are commonly interpreted and used to display almost the opposite point.

>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
For instance, originally was a warning by Clarke to other sci-fi writers, that if you don't properly base your future-tech in grounded, known technology and scientific principle, then it's no better than magic, at which point you're writing fantasy, rather than sci-fi.

And yet it's come to mean, in common parlance, "Magic is just technology not yet understood."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999899
That said Dorfs and Elves pretty much get a pass on there being nothing beast-like about them. They're not very monstrous or in cases like Vampire or other "monster" girls that are like 90-95% humanoid but with other traits, paranormal at all.

They're just sort of reshaped humans with a different racial character traits, so I guess he left them out on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999903
Rather be autistic than dick a former dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999796
Anon.
Marrying your maid results in automatic contract termination, meaning you don't pay her anymore and a pregnant maid results in the Maid centers Happy-Pregnant-Kikimora contacting you to offer financial support to gaurantee a "clean estate" during pregnancy time. So you have no financial excuse.

Marry the Kiki.

Marry her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
>"Well, let's get to work then, shall we?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999918
Not a slime man, but dang that's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999934
Don't be paranoid, though.
It's not like any more than 5% of monsters nowadays are former males anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
Brace myself, then get to work.

I just hope I'm good enough to handle all that fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
>"Please no"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999918
>never been adequately explained
Perhaps because humans are the real monsters.
Also, don't feel too bad - I can recite a dodge commercial I heard in grade school word for word, but can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
I am ready.

Let us begin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999934
Autistic and insecure.

You're a real catch mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999931
I can see that. Besides, I'd be sad if I didn't have any dwarf bros to hang with. Dwarf party best party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999942
Can we up that to 0.01%? Alps are former dudes and skeletons could have been, but as someone said earlier it's been thousands of years since DL took power, so the number of genderswapped monsters, not that I even acknowledege them, since being magical beings I consider them genderless, would be abysmally low. Like someone else also said, be wary of anything 1,000 rears or older.

[Anonymous No.]

If a Selkie lived inland, would they wear bear furs instead of seal furs?
inb4 literal cosplay tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999620
ey b0ss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999785
Horribly. If the DE doesn't overtake him first a Kunoichi will get her hands on him. And once that happens the DE will do it's work anyway and remove the impurities he has.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48518740

This shitstorm wasn't too bad, and did have some genuine discussion to it.

So here /mgt/, have a cute oni. I'm proud of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999942
I think you're safe with things like holstaurs. Its' the ones that live for thousands of years, like dragon and baphomet, that you've gotta look out for. They're the ones that might have been born before the succubus Demon Lord came to power and took all the monster's dicks away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999957
I don't careeeeee. Call me autismcure kun, I will oppose all this faggotry until I die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999965
>inb4 literal cosplay tier
That's how they were in their mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999963
Here's a question - would you rather a thousand year old dragon that used to be male, or a thousand year old dragon that used to be female and had several mates and hundreds of offspring before MAMANO MANA came into effect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999971
Too lithe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999972
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999947
> humans are the real monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999972
>Be Baphomet
>Suddenly a loli
>Everyone laughing at you now
>Fuck them, you're a baphomet!!
>You'll make lolicon cool!
>That'll show everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999986
And thus was sabbath born

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999972
You'd think most of them would be married by then though.

But be wary of ancient Christmas Cake.
I'd a genderswapped Dragon tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999978
The second one.
I prefer sluts over pure maidens Send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
For the first group right? Guess we can start of easy.

Though I want to try triple for the next group of daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999978
Door number one, Alex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999978
In either case it's so far in the past that it wouldn't really bother me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999970

Damn, do Kunoichis have some kind of wallhack or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999994
This guy. This guy my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999978
The one that had mates before me. It was before my time, how can I fault her, I probably wasn't even sperm by then.

inb4 I tricked you! They were both dudes at one time!

Dragon's not my waifu either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000000

HOLY SHIT THAT HEXA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999911
Daughteru Harem Get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000004
Multiple daughterus is the true path.

Hexes have spoken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999978
I probably shouldn't have asked this, I can see it snowballing into a free-for-all shitwar with 4 sides; purityfags, anti-purityfags, plus the participants of our genderswapping war from earlier.
Oh well, too late now.
I'd go for #1 myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000000
Hex, you are my nigga too.

My MG isn't going to have kids, she's going to have broods

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000002
>Dragon's not my waifu either.
There are a lot of monstergirls I like that are on the same tier.

Hell, I have Werecats, Harpies, and Werebats on the same tier as Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999978
The female bona fide female one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999997
They have DE to support them, are naturally superior being succubus and have a livelong training to "assassinate" a male.

You stand no chance if you have one against you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999920
>>however, in the skeleton’s case, magical energy doesn’t dwell within the body, the body itself is made up of magical energy [except for the bones, apparently]
Which seems to be saying that the NEW skeleton girl body is made of energy unless I'm misunderstanding. That has no bearing on zombies, ghouls and wights where it's the other way around though.

>That's one way to raise an indead incubus, as long as the soul lingers.
Reading what the MGE encyclopedia has for spirit energy shows two things:
1. humans have a lot (mostly?) in their bodily fluids
2. SE is metaphysical bullshit
The second point leaves some wiggle room, but the first seems to say that once the corpse is dessicated--and this can happen long before the remains are down to bones--there's little to no SE protection. Pharaoh now backs up this line of thought, it seems.

Now I'm wondering why KC made alps but seemed to at least try and put a feminization block here. Think it's the forced aspect involved? Even then one would imagine a choice between coming back as an incubus or a QT undead could be involved some way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000000
The numbers have spoken. Go forth and multiply

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000010

>tfw no eyes that glow in the dark
>tfw no natural nightvision
>tfw don't have any cool abilities other than sapience

God damn why are we humans so fucking boring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000011
Purityfags and slutfags are pretty civil in their discussions. You should feel bad for possibly reigniting the genderswap shit though. CURSE YOU SWISS MOMO!!! CURSE YOU PHARAOH ANON!!! A THOUSANDS CURSES UPON YOU BOTH!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000000
Ah, a Get that hasn't been seen in ages...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999978
The first one.

Not even because MUH PURITY, but just because even if she were to be totally dedicated and loving to me for my lifetime, I can't help but thank that if I were to pass, I'd just be another memory, quickly forgotten and moved past as she continued with her stupendously long life.

You could say the same about the other dragon, but I just think I might be able to leave a more lasting impact on the Dragon who's gone through the more abrupt and drastic change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000026
Sapience takes a lot of brainpower bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000026
Because sapience is the thing that allows you to perceive that something is, in fact, boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000026
What about that guy from the Police Academy movies who made funny sounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000031
I guess I'm just gonna put it out there for clarity and anti-shit storming that all the girls written about other than alps were always female.

google translate, why have you brought this curse upon us just when Pharaoh was getting some attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000019
>Think it's the forced aspect involved? Even then one would imagine a choice between coming back as an incubus or a QT undead could be involved some way or another.

I guess we simply won't know yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000019
>Now I'm wondering why KC made alps but seemed to at least try and put a feminization block here.

Because he needed to appeal to the LGBT community, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

You see, this is why a fox loli with only one tail is the best possible waifu.
>no possibility of having been a dude previously
>hasn't bathed in the semen of a gorillion men

AROUND CAKES, WATCH FOR FAKES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000052
I wonder if he regrets it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000050
Because this is Hell. Enjoy your stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000055
I don't think kitsune were ever dudes. Even Kumiho are said to have been only women.

So as long as you go by the age=tails version, you're just getting a woman who didn't suck, like, a thousand dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000055
>no possibility of having been a dude previously
>hasn't bathed in the semen of a gorillion men
Not true. Lilim are tricky little pests.

Someone remind me, did women normally just get turned into succubi if they were bathed in pure MAMONO MANA, or was there some crap about temperament and turning into a suitable monster involved too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999978
The second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999994
>Confused looking hellhound

>"You want HOW many daughters?"

>"It's just ten, surely you can handle that many?"

>"Well yea, I may not be able to move that well but I can handle it."

>"Sweet! If this works out we can try for more in the next litter"

>Hellhound has a terrified look now

>"More? N-next litter?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000019
Since SE is, as you say, metaphysical bullshit, I always thought it was the "being dead" that robbed you of the protection, more than the "no fluids in your body therefore no defense".

So Pharaohs are basically just Egyptian wights: they would be Zombies if not for the fact that they were so OP in life that even in death they come back OP

I know he often deserves it, but I think we might be giving KC a harder time than he deserves about the whole contradictions-in-undeath mess. None of the stuff about resurrection is in any of the proper guides or anything; it's just Twitter comments people have strung together. When he writes it down properly it might fit together a lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000055
>no possibility of having been a dude previously

God damn, I really hope this doesn't haunt the threads forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000055
>no possibility of having been a dude previously
Of course they weren't.
>hasn't bathed in the semen of a gorillion men
Multi-tailed Kitsune don't roll that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999978
I normally dislike genderswapping but I'm going with 1 here. I don't even know why, I've never been a purityfag. I guess I just feel like she will treasure me more, that I'll be more of a unique and important existence to her than to the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000055
Kitsunes are always female. They mate with humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000064
Temperament, no.

I believe there was something about environment though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000073
Canon yanderes too.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why KC hates the English community and will never interact with us on a personal level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000064
Yep, succubi, as seen with the effects corrupted elementals have on the world. And things like prisoner fruits. Cursed equipment laced with, for example, werewolf mana, if worn by a woman would make her a werewolf. If worn by a man, he would appear more attractive to werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000079
It's been pretty civil actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000052
Or more likely, the Gender Bending Fetish community.

In other words, Inari was right all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999894
>Meeting with your longtime internet friend parappa86 at a cafe
>She already told you she's a mamono so there should be no surprises
>Just because she's a g-girl doesn't mean you have to fuck, right?
>You can still be friends, like on all your favorite online games
>Walk into the place and look at the specified table, expecting a dorky cyclops, an oomukade, maybe even an alp or something
>Sitting there, stradding a chair, is an extremely imposing looking Minotaur who's playing with a vita
>She looks wild, with lots of piercings lining her ears, intricate carvings in her horns, and an axe laying strewn across the table

What do?
Never mind the fact that the vita she's playing has no game

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000066
I like it!

>>13000079
I really don't blame him with the shit he's put up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000064
iirc the stuff about temperament was in the details on lilim-induced monsterisation, and it just went on about how lilims can pick and choose what to turn chicks into. Some of them intentionally make it fit the woman's personality, some of them pick the OPPOSITE just to be cunts.

I think it's always been the case that mamonomana is tinged with the flavor of the mgs that queefed it out, so normally women just become... whatever that was.

>>13000075
The environment stuff was that if a woman lives in a farmhouse surrounded by holstaur pasture, she'll become a holstaur, because that's the predominant kind of mamonomana that's floating about in the air

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000079
Good. I rather this had never come up in the first place. Ignorance is bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000026
They just seem boring because it's all we know as far as higher lifeforms. Like how vanilla is seen as the bland, boring flavor because it's the default for so many things, when in reality it's one of the most deep and complex natural flavoring agents.

I'm sure in a few millennia, when the space UN opens and there are aliens walking around all over the place, humans will seem pretty badass and unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
Ask why she needed to bring an axe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000055
>no possibility of having been a dude previously
Is this going to be a thing now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084

>"That's a pretty cool looking Axe. Can you chop people in half with it like a guillotine?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000035
I'll second this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000095
God, I hope not. Otherwise, I think this just killed any potential interest in MGs for me in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
Why the stutter hmmm? I only know one monster that stutters.

>Anon grabs his friend's "face" ripping it off
>As he suspected, it was an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
>She looks wild, with lots of piercings lining her ears, intricate carvings in her horns, and an axe laying strewn across the table
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000079
Oh no, whatever shall we do? How can we live on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000068
>Since SE is, as you say, metaphysical bullshit, I always thought it was the "being dead" that robbed you of the protection, more than the "no fluids in your body therefore no defense".
That's how I interpreted it as well, but when you look at the actual material SE in fluids makes a lot more sense. It's either that, or it's stored as some part of the soul and that's gone after death too and there's no real evidence for it anyway.

>we might be giving KC a harder time than he deserves about the whole contradictions-in-undeath mess.
Naw, we've stitched together a decent bit between the tweets and what IS in the guides. He's either gonna have to craft an unbelievable yarn from what we've been given or start making so many exceptions the rules cease to matter.

I guess it's still unimportant though; everyone finds so many personal gripes with his canon that no person sticks to it entirely even if they do understand what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000095

Yup. You can thank /mgt/ at large for not telling alps to get the fuck out from the beginning. Now they've brought their special snowflake headcanon and ruined it for the rest of us.

Expect to see Tumblr once again become commonplace like it was on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000100
Me too. There's a lot I can put up with; corruption, husband stealing, Stockholm syndrome, things like tentacle, becoming a lust beast. But this shit? Monstergirls lost a lot of their luster today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000088
>Farmhouse
Precisely my point.
Presumably the same would happen if she turned in a Graveyard, or an Elven Forest, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
Go and say hello, it's a dick move stand someone up. And hey, if she's not your type, you might not be hers either, but that doesn't mean you can't stay platonic

>>13000094
Same reason you schedule meetups with online people in public places, personal protection. For all she knows anon could be a batshit insane paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000101
>I only know one monster that stutters.
Alps? Oomuade? Moths? Nervous virgin unicorns? Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000079
We autistically overanalyse stuff far beyond its breaking point.

Also I suspect that, since we live in a culture where, for a thousand years Crusaders were considered the GOOD guys, this means we're generally willing to give the Order a break whereas KC intended them to be obvious-knee-jerk-villains-that-no-one-ever-tries-to-empathise-with.

Taken together, yes, this means we are doomed to a tsun-at-best relationship with the man.

It doesn't really matter, we can fap whatever he thinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000101
Anon just has a speech impediment.
Don't be so rude. He's sensitive about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000106
>ctrl+f "alp"
>154 results
I hate these things even more now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000066
>Blind young man sitting in a mofu ball at the local hospital
>Kraken nurse comes out with a couple hellpups in each tentacle
>"11 this time Alex."
>He jumps up in excitement, fluffy daughterus rolling in every direction.
>"Sweet! We beat our old record!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000106
Well, if you're right, at least I'll be able to stop wasting all my time on the net.

Alternatively, we can just tell them to fuck, like usual. Word of god don't mean shit here, especially when they're nip "maybe" answers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000111
I can't argue with that logic. Setting up online stings seems like a paladin thing to do. Not real paladins, murderpaladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
She seems nice. Go up to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000117
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000100
>>13000095
>>13000106

This thought is kind of worrying because it could potentially silence - or destroy - an entire thread.

>Anons shittalking each other about collars and Rule 63
>Suddenly, KC Q&A
>"Sir, every there's a third shitstorm emerging from the breach."
>"Third shitstorm emerging from the breach!"
>"It's a triple event."
>"Lord, I was right."
>"How bad is it? What category?"
>"...Category 5."
>"Janet, it's a category 5. The first ever."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000115
Huh, guess you have a point, but the deed is done. I'd totally bro out with the minotaur that was described.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000066
>tfw your Human son gets bullied by that large gang of Thugdere Hellpups across the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000120
*to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000106
>>13000109
>what is headcanon
>what is ignoring

Christ, KC makes his setting vague as fuck so you can interpret it however you like. Y'ever think that the twitter answers are just to establish that on a personal basis with his fans?

If this was some long established manga series with a questionable anime adaptation or something, I could understand the butthurt, but it's a vague bestiary and snippets of lore. Grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000126
Sorry I don't read stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000130
>You can't even blame him; there's enough of them to make TWO baseball teams
>With alternates
>And cheerleaders
>That guy across the street must be fertile as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000126
If not an entire community.

I think this could potentially warrant an update to the Waterworld thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000130
Tell him to man up, there are perverts who would die to be in that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright guys, time to kill this shitstorm once and for all.

Which is better: Large Breasts or Flat Breasts? And don't say an inbetween answer or copout one, you must pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000134

That was a reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000087
>8 Months in, the gravid orb that is her belly has slowed her down tremendously, forcing her into a slow walk as your crotch spawn kick and move in her.

>"Anoooooon~" she calls in a sing song voice laced with fury "Where aaaaaare you?"

>ever since the pregnancy took and "escalated" she's been a little miffed with you since she can't hunt you down as fast

>She's also been feeling extra frisky, forcing you down whenever she can

>You can out run her for a time but she always finds you

>"There you are!" She happily growls after nearly ripping the door off its hinges "Ready for round five?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000135
>Some blind pretty-boy in his early 20's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000136
Isn't that Pacific Rim? We need a new macro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
>"So, I guess I've been played. Trapped within the Labyrinth. I should've listened to the horns in my head screaming that it was all an elaborate ruse."
>"But, if I may be so kind to axe you a question, what's with the axe?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000141
It was a stupid reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000133
>Please learn to like what you don't like

No anon, I don't want to. I just want to crawl into a bottle of whiskey and forget this day ever happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000137
>"But dad, they play too ruff"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140
large

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
I make friends with her.

"Close" friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000122
>spoiler
Thank you for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140
Large, I guess. Flat isn't the palmable type I prefer, but big fat cat tats are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000133
>ignoring headcanon

Easier said than done, if the whole dom/sub/alp/futa thing is any indication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140
LARGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140
I CHOOSE ABS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
greet my friend

I'd totally read a story based on learning that your cheerful nerdy internet friend, having admitted she was a mamono online already, is something like a minotaur or amazon. Being huge just makes it easier for her to pick you up and cuddle you like a teddy bear when she notices you and starts yammering about how her day has been and what games she bought recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000149
>that quote

Did I say that anywhere? I don't believe so, I think I told you to ignore that shit and enjoy what YOU enjoy.

But then again it's been proven reading comprehension is utter shit in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000148

Cool. Good luck living with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140
Large

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000135
Well you can't blame him, he's blind. All he has to do all day is listen to books on tape, cuddle daughterus, and fuck his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000119
Adorable

Gotta hope MGC has something in place for large families

[Anonymous No.]

Have you been saving up your monster girl points?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000164
I understood, but the thing is >>13000159
is right, is useless. This will either become a new wellspring for trolling/shitposting, or cause cause endlessa arguments, the future is not good. Unless we never bring it up again, but what are the chances of that? I mean, it's not like some people enjoy causing shitstorms, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000150
>>13000146
Punfags pls go

[Anonymous No.]

I just like to have shit clarified.

Why do people get so buttblasted about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140
It really depends on the rest of her physique, but at the end of the day I'll always go for large breasts. More than a handful's worth is the best, anything less is kind of depressing

But that begs the question, would MGs use push up bras to woo a man? For DFC lovers, same idea but with chestwraps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000185
Because you bring up highly divisive topics in the hopes of starting an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994385
>delicious brown confirmed
based KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000178
Then you do the obvious thing, report and ignore the trouble makers, both sides of the argument if necessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140
DFC, obviously! Flat is love.

And the obvious answer is to feed your waifu lots of holsty milk, so that regardless of whether she is delicious flat, or meh-huge, she will be gloriously SOFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000176
Yep, almost have enough for that rare calico were-cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000190
I don't hope to start an argument. I merely bring up clarifying information. Arguments happen from there.

The few times I have tried to deliberately start an argument, people have ironically just agreed with me and moved on immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

I can only imagine the face of the few people who actually have a job coming home after a hard day's work and going "Ha ha! Time for monstergirls!"

And then they see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000193
You are my friend fellow milk lover

>>13000186
>Anon dates a familiar

>About to get it on when, shock! She's wearing a wrap on her breasts

>These are Bs! I thought you were an A!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000083
See, that's not how KC works at all.
His entire universe is pretty much based around one thing: Happy endings.
Everyone who gets into contact with the Mgs and that doesn't really, really deserve to die will get one.
DE/mamono mana isn't supposed to be a corrupting force, this is how many people interpret it especially in the west, but in his eyes it's something to put things that aren't as they should be to right.
You're old and about to die a lonely death?
A MG comes and you get to live with her thanks to Mamono mana.
You're sick/frail/fat and hate life?
Have a Mg and get fixed by mamono mana.
Scales, horns or the raw strength of your MG would probably cause damage to you during sex?
Mamono Mana Which is also why I personally find all these shattered pelvis jokes in stories here so stupid, but if people get off on that that's their thing

So now why you might ask do alps exist?

Quite simple, because if a gay guy falls in love with a straight guy, that would usually end in a broken heart for the gay guy.
Therefore mamono mana fixes it.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this face anons.

Pure love, god I want to make my Kikimora maid my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000203
>Not g-cups
You haven't even watched the 'going too far' episode of Exel Saga, have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000204
Then two gays fall in love and alp, requiring them to find a straight guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000199
>I didn't start the shitstorm, I just laid out why x is y and declared something highly divisive to be true!

Shut up and stop baiting. Either you meant to start an argument or you have the predictive capabilities of a gnat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000193
Wouldn't that make her breasts grow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000206
You're wrong. It is a face for teasing, then cuddling and marrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000204
>Spoiler
I think it's deliberate exaggeration for the most part. Not really a shattered pelvis, but just a deep soreness that's ultimately pleasant due to the memory of what caused it.

Except in DILLAWF's story, where-in wheelchairs and long periods of recovery were required. Even then the guy still reflected on the cause of his condition as ultimately pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000200

>whiskey first, monstergirls later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000207
Nope, but damn if that would be hot.

>Date witch, go to hug her when bra breaks.

>Due to an experiment gone wrong she now has H-cups which your face is now buried in

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000206
Never noticed that cat-like curve in her upper lip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000208
In this case I'd say you can argue that one of them will alp first and if the other doesn't want her anymore then he isn't really in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000211
No. Holsty Milk is only stated to cause breasts to grow if that is a deep desire of both the drinker and/or her partner.

If a loli who likes being flat, and is married to someone who likes her flat, drinks holsty milk, she won't grow into an oppai loli. Her flat little chest will just become super-soft, squishy, and delightful to cuddle.

Holsty Milk is so great, even the Sabbath can't declare it haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000214
In practise it would have to be an exaggeration, simply because a shattered pelvis is actually a lethal condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000000
Goddamnit, I forgot to post the baka

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000211
Only if you like them big.

Otherwise they just get squishier without sagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000199
Just fuck off you cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000214
To be fair, MC brought that upon himself.

Bob did too. Fuck Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000223
Maybe, would be funny if it happened at the same time right before they had a "randevous" so to speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000210
I don't declare things to be true, only cite references, and put forth theories I merely think are correct, and provide counters to arguments I think are incorrect, or admit if someone comes along and supplies an argument I think is more valid than mine.

>Predictive capabilities of a gnat
I won't argue that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000218
>hairlip kikimora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4xTp13qBP0

do not want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000233
This is why alps are made for bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000225
This is true. As the skeletons in the Fem-Puter's cave showed.

>>13000230
I'm still sad that he is kill. It was such an enjoyable story...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000224
> already wrote half a fanfic where Sabbath grills start campaigning against a new Holst farm setting up near their church
> translations torpedoed my whole premise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000240
>Fem-Puter's cave
Is that where the crushed pelvises in these threads came from, or was it something from KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000233
Since you actually need demonic energy in your system to go alp this would be highly unlikely.
Also it is the kind of thing that is typical for us to come up with and which would make KC shake his head, muttering gaijin in a dissapointed, contemptuos voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000248
It's a Futurama reference...
Planet of the Amazons?
Death by Snu-Snu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000246
You'll just have to exist outside of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000246

Make them radicals

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000246
If it's a good story just keep going, headcanon is a thing and if you mention that when you post it nobody will complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000246
Just find something else for the Sabbath to get assblasted about.

Like the Wonderland Ara Cake for instance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
Get married at the local church of Hathor then impregnate her with 30 children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000235
Oh for fucks sake, this isn't a scientific debate or some hypothesis or something, this is a hugbox waifu setting and nobody cares how smart you think you are. Just drop it and let it die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000246
>fanfic
That word is generally frowned upon. Anyways just keep going with it, none of the decent writefags conform to KC's setting 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>MGE begins on the premise of monsters being turned into women, meaning that includes any monsters that were male or genderless
>People are genuinely shocked that some MGs used to be men

I know I'm late to the shitstorm, but damn, you guys are pretty slow. I realized this since day one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000252
I know.
I'm asking if that was what originally got the phrase 'crushed pelvis' into all of our ushi discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000083
>In other words, Inari was right all along.

Fuck. You. Mnstergirls don't go around turning dudes into MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000261

Does anybody agree with KC's setting 100%?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000262
People here are dumber than they think they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000269
Point taken, let me change that.
Nobody conforms to KC's setting 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000269
If they did, we wouldn't have headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
Dear diary;
Jackpot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000267
>But monmusu are very clever in this context, so it might be possible that a 'single' liliraune will train a man in order to become complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000269
Pretty sure not, since it's a resoundingly... weird setting.

>>13000261
Agreed. Although, 'fic' seems to be used fairly frequently.

>>13000266
I find the whole 'crushed pelvis' thing to be incredibly stupid. Sure, Ushi are strong and very, very horny. They aren't stupid enough to literally break a man's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140
Large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000084
If you're a writefag, please expand on this, I would read the shit out of it. Tomboys/punk chicks who love games is one of my weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000262

It's not the shock from realizing something, it's more like worry because it was brought up again after a long "slumber."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000269
I like it for the hugbox aspect, but ignore stuff for scenarios I like to imagine, even though I'm not a writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998626
suicide>>>>>>>>>>anything here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000261
>That word is generally frowned upon.
Not to mention not entirely accurate either. Monstergirls are an encyclopedia of created races. to call works revolving around them 'fanfic' is like calling a work which involves angels and demons a 'fanfic' of the bible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000269
I like most of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000140
Fuck you!

I don't care about breast size!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000278
>seems to be used fairly frequently
I have bad feelings toward it because it first came into use when it was used by the shitposters that got us kicked out of /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000266
Pretty sure it started with Amazons, obviously, and got transmitted over to Ushi-Oni because they're the superior rape-train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000279

Whenever I look at this picture, I think the Oni's pulling the shark girl into a tight boobsquishing hug at first glance because of her red gills

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000269
Well there is probably about a dozen people here who have actually read the worldguides, with maybe 1 or two writefag in that group, with everyone else going by assumptions or self made up shit or threadcanon.
It's actually a pretty nice setting if you bother to get into it and don't misunderstand two thirds of what is said in the worldguides

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000278
>'fic' seems to be used fairly frequently.
'Fic'tion is fiction, writefagging is writefagging, fanfic is pretty universally a derogatory insinuation that hasn't been watered down by 4chan like faggot et al.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000295
Yeah, I personally use 'writefaggotry'.
>>13000299
Ha, no. The worldguides paint a fairly bleak picture unless you're willing to be fairly liberal with your interpretations of what demonic energy does to people.
Generally speaking, when writing I tend to cast out anything that either won't matter in the story or is generally unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000276
Bull. Simple. Fuck off inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000279
I want to pat the shark's head and tell her it's ok she isn't as big in the chest as her oni rival

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000269

I think it's impossible to agree with ANY setting 100% since authors are flawed people and are bound to contradict themselves one way or another.

But I do like most of MGE's setting. It's written to encourage people to fill in the blanks, which makes it funny how people constantly judge MGE's logic down to the very letter when it's explicitly written to be the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999180
nein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000299
Ehh, I don't mind the generally layout of the setting but there are a lot of little details that annoy me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000307
>people constantly judge MGE's logic down to the very letter when it's explicitly written to be the opposite.

CANON-CHAN & THREADCANON-CHAN

B F T O
F
T
O

HEADCANON-CHAN A BEST

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000299
>The worldguides paint a fairly bleak picture unless you're willing to be fairly liberal with your interpretations of what demonic energy does to people.
It's the translations and peoples interpretations that do. It also greatly depends on your views and interpretations on/of determination and the value you give to the human race in its current genetical/biological form

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000318
fuck, was meant for>>13000302

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000318
>It's the translations and peoples interpretations that do
You mean other than the world guide settings saying that no matter what having sex with a girl will make you love her and vice versa?
The world guide is kind of fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000323
That's one of the little details it's best to just ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000307
>it's explicitly written to be the opposite.
That's true in spirit, yet the way the text is translated in English it doesn't look that way on paper at all. You really need to shovel bias and exaggeration into lots of the profiles and guide details to get something that isn't fucked up. KC left plenty of reasons to do that, but if you forget them for even a moment shit gets terrible quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000323
That is simplyfied and doesn't really consider word of god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000313
>HEADCANON-CHAN A BEST
But anon, childhood friend can't win, everybody knows that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000329
Yes, so you can't actually take it 100% seriously. You need to straight up ignore it because a 100% true worldguide setting involves a LOT of mindbreak.

>>13000333
>b-but muh interpretation
That's 100% what it says. Deal with it, you can't use a world setting universe without things getting strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000330

MGE is always going to be morally fucked up no matter what. We're talking about a setting where monsters openly rape, a universe of non-stop fucking exists, and a there's an actual religion for pedophilia. Kinda weird to draw the line at mindbreak.

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>>13000307
The canon is loose, but the theme is solid. The theme being that it's a D&D/Dragon Quest world that has/is turning away from the cylical suffering of man vs. monster into a unified hugbox utopia.

Anyone disagreeing with at least that premise, or trying to subvert it, doesn't understand what mge is all about. Otherwise, all they are being is a contrarian autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000336
You know, your replies wouldn't cause so much shitposting if you were less autistic and aggressive in the way you word stuff.
I actually agree with everything you said but it's aggravating to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000336
>>13000323
I think even the mind-break stuff gets exaggerated. KC goes to great lengths to point out that what most people seem to interpret as mind-break, is meant to be viewed as more of a "Liberation". Being freed from daily concerns that weigh you down, being able to instead simply revel in a relationship with a beautiful woman whom you love, and who loves you.

As for the >Having sex with a girl will make you love her and vice versa, MAMONO MANA aside, wouldn't it be kind of natural, to fall for a girl who displays such a level of devotion to you?

Of course, you can still just call this pure interpretation, or ignoring other parts of the canon, or whatever, but I think it holds true.

Except in the case of Yanderes, in which case you're pretty much 100% right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000130
That sounds like a living hell to me.
It wouldn't be two weeks before I started building a device to plant anti-scratch cones around all of their necks

[Anonymous No.]

While I hope I'm not being intrusive, what is/would be an unsettling monstergirl to be stalked by/alone with in an abandoned, grungy location?

It doesn't have to be some multi-orificed, Delphinus/Setouchi abomination either, it can be an existing species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000343
I'm sorry you feel that way but this discussion has been had over and over again.


>>13000340
The theme is fine; I'd use it all the time and do. It's just that the actual worldguide is really, really weird about those things.

>>13000346
No, but see, in the world guide it out and out states that having sex with a monster makes you nigh-incapable of thinking about anything else, which is why a worldguide only setting is not something to aspire to.

[Anonymous No.]

In MGC, there will always be a need for a prison. There are the rare cases where MGs get wires crossed, or go TOO yandere, and need to be put into maximum security prisons. The only question is, how DO you lock up the worst of MGs? We're talking Dragons, Ushi-Onis, Chimeras, Baphomets, and others that have committed terrible crimes.

I think putting them on an island somewhere, in the ocean or in the sky, with a deep underground steel lined prison would be necessary. Anti-magic spells would be VERY important. Wurm and Hellhound guards would be a necessity, with very strict enforcement of prison schedules and curfews. Those that cause trouble or have huge strength would need magic collars that drain that strength, and thick jackets full of were-sheep wool packed with mana locked onto them in order to keep them docile.
How else would you keep the worst prisoners in line? Keep in mind, these are all MGs who have committed murder or worse to get here so just throwing human boys in is cruel and unusual, so you can't even ethically do it with men in the same circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000346
How does KC even feel about yanderes in relation the setting? I'm aware that the Sandworm and Shirohebi are regarded as the most possessive species, Sandworms even more so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000355
>he world guide it out and out states that having sex with a monster makes you nigh-incapable of thinking about anything else

Holy hyperbole Batman!

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>>13000339
>We're talking about a setting where monsters openly rape
No no, it's "rape." Bodice ripping sex, remember?

>a universe of non-stop fucking exists
Quite likely exaggeration, and you go there if you choose to. There's not actually anything wrong with that if it's what you're into.

>there's an actual religion for pedophilia
Most of Sabbath wouldn't even be actual little girls, they'd just look like them. That's morally gray at worst, but one can argue the hooking actual nine year-olds up with older men thing isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000357
P is for Prison!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000348
Lilim. Extremely powerful, wants to convert you into her husband, won't let you escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000357
That prison would have to exist in its own specialty Spirit Realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000336
>Yes, so you can't actually take it 100% seriously. You need to straight up ignore it because a 100% true worldguide setting involves a LOT of mindbreak.

Actually there's plenty of statements that contradict the mindbreak. For example there was a section on "raging mushroom" that more or less stated that you can turn an MG into a masochist with it, but then it adds a footnote stating that it won't work if the MG doesn't desire you, which runs contrary to the "everything is mindbreak" outlook.

>No, but see, in the world guide it out and out states that having sex with a monster makes you nigh-incapable of thinking about anything else, which is why a worldguide only setting is not something to aspire to.

And the World Guide has a TON of sections dedicated to activities that couples do that don't always involve sex, including fighting, writing, cooking, adventuring, and so on. A sexual theme is common, but it doesn't always involve straight-up sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000307
Thing is, part of the fun of writing and scenario-planning in general (for me at least, and I suspect many others) is to try and twist, as opposed to break, the rules of a setting and see what odd shit you can end up with.

Why do you think we all spend so much time talking about marginal cases like alps, incest and crazy-violent ushi-onis? I'm sure part of it is just because of the natural creative instinct to push boundaries and pick at what look like dangling threads.

Sure, you could stay smack in the central territory of the hugbox and write about happy married life with a fluffy monstergirl and a couple of daughterus (who don't ask for or recieve the D) where nothing bad happens... but, for better or for worse, that just doesn't seem as intriguing, to either writefags or read...fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000355
>No, but see, in the world guide it out and out states that having sex with a monster makes you nigh-incapable of thinking about anything else, which is why a worldguide only setting is not something to aspire to.

As is repeatedly brought up, KC clarified that it only occupies your mind about as much as food does for a normal person. So long as you eat a couple of times a day you're perfectly capable of getting on with things without food lingering on your mind, but if you go for a day without eating you'll be really fucking hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000371
And that's fine.
I don't actually like the mindbreak setting, I'm just trying to stop the train of 'writing in a worldguide-only setting is best!!!!1!!!1" circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000348
Alp Slime Carrier. It's that friend you lost touch with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000348
Doppelganger. You can't trust any one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000381

My point is that the World Guide opens up plenty of opportunity to write a story with zero mindbreak. You can write a purely consensual story of a human meeting with his lamia waifu, or you can have a hellhound mindbreaking rape session. It's open to both scenarios, and neither contradict canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000348
This is a tough one

Cheshire and Ushi-oni obviously comes to mind thanks to the former's faggot-cat powers and the latter being a rape-train, but again, those are the obvious choices.

Medusa would be an interesting persuer, though how you'd make that one work I'd leave up to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000381
>'writing in a worldguide-only setting is best!!!!1!!!1" circlejerk.
Did we even start that? Regardless, there are so many WAYS to write using the same world guide that it's kind of a moot point; you can go as grim or happy as you want and stray from apparent book AND threadcanon without breaking anything set up in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000289
The rusalka is not that bad though. If you can bear the pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000390
I'd recommend you go reread section 3 of the worldguide again. No mindbreak whatsoever is not part of the worldguide.

>>13000393
>>13000299
You were saying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000348

Kunoichi.

>Walking home from work at night
>Streets are silent, with only the streetlights to keep you company as you hurriedly make your way back to the safety of your house
>Suddenly, feel a chill wind blow on your back
>Get spooked and drop your suitcase by accident
>Turn around
>Nothing's there
>Look down and pick up your suitca-- Wait, where'd it go?
>Look around, it's nowhere to be seen
>Look back down at the ground, you were sure it fell right by your side
>Rub your eyes with your knuckles a bit, you must be getting old
>You open your eyes again and resume looking for your... weren't the streetlights turned on just a moment ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000392
When you think about it, a yan-kuudere Cheshire would be more unpredictable than the normal variety, leaving them open to some horror and isolation scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000404
Which was what I was thinking, adding some major psychosis issues to the already nutty Cheshire, plus her reality-warping shite, makes for a very unsettling and downright terrifying persuer.

Though, Cheshire is a bit overdone, which is the only problem here that I can currently see

Is this just a what if scenario, or are you brainstorming for writefag ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000398
>Section 3
I'm sorry, what the fuck are you even talking about?
The section on Relations with Monsters? The section on Corruption by External Wounds? The section on the Demon Realm Environment? Dark Elementals?

Saying "Section 3" is extremely vague, and the more you talk, the more it seems like you've never read the World Guides yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000336
Now, I agree with you that the MGE materials are pretty unequivocal about how much fucked-up mindbreak there is. And I actually like that
But these arguments about "if it's not all mindbreak all the time then it's not MGE" are kinda pointless, whether they're right or not.
If you like mindbreak, embrace it. If you don't, perform some mental gymnastics and headcanon it away. Who cares. We're all here to fap to monstergirls, not to get bogged down in circular arguments about canon policing.
I admit it's TEMPTING, but it's ultimately a futile endeavour.
Like the Special Olympics, even if you win...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000403
This sounds enthralling.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that Dragon waifu is best waifu.

>Art by .less

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000423
>Dat Ponytail
.less gets major points for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000419
Section 3 in the first worldguide, since I find the second to be not very useful.
Or, if you want to be even more pedantic than usual, Sections 3-1, 3-2, 3-3 from "relations with monsters", and also probably Section 4 from the same guide for mindbreak of monsters.
>>13000420
And I agree with you! It's just that going by pure worldguide, things are BAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000423
I want to be seduced by a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000398
I don't think any of those posts fully contradict each other. Are you talking about the section on the demon realm environments?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000432
Oho?~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000414
>Though, Cheshire is a bit overdone
Or, she has only had 3-5 worthwhile appearances/stories.
>Is this just a what if scenario,
Damn straight it is.
>or are you brainstorming for writefag ideas?
For one, I'm not even a writefag. Although I've had multiple ideas for stories and characters swim around in my skull, yet I haven't had any courage to act on them.
I even have a currently-unused pastebin.;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000362
Alphabet wurm a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000433
>It's actually a pretty nice setting if you bother to get into it and don't misunderstand two thirds of what is said in the worldguides

EG, 'The MGE setting is really good, guys! Don't make things up, it's fine on it's own!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000437
had the courage*
I can't into proper grammar either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000431
I'm just going to put this excerpt from that section here.

>The monsters don't always just imprison men through sex. Their every action tempts men and charms them. Even a casual utterance or gesture can make their beauty and loveliness charmingly stand out, and at times, it is their lasciviousness that stands out, and they drive men absolutely crazy. Additionally, the strong love they have for men can be felt through sex, as well as their normal conduct and gestures.

>Because of that, men don't just become prisoners of the pleasure they get from sex. They end up having unbearable feelings of love for the monster as a woman, and as an individual, and their body and heart end up both getting completely charmed by the monster, so they become prisoners. Most men who have become a monster's prisoner could never think of leaving them.

There's a fine line between stockholm syndrome, and mind break, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000439
S for shit taste!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000420
>canon policing.
It always makes me think of thought police, which is about as far as most of the stuff ever goes. Personal thoughts and private fantasies. "You've had enough to think today!"

Of course issues are more when people make things public but that's inviting the potential of criticism and conflict in the first place so eh.

I do really like that image, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000442
Apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000437
The problem with Cheshire is that no one is motivated enough to write them as logically aggravating and philosophical as Lewis Carroll's is, only lewder because it's a monster girl. People only bother to write them as 3rd rate trolls or tricksters that are pretty much just mere cat girls with stripes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000444
S is for stop with this shitty meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000435
Yes. I don't care if it's a dragon, or a kitsune, or anything else. The idea of older monstergirl coming in, seducing me, and then tenderly loving me is very appealing. I would melt into a puddle if they called me nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000454
Y is for YoushouldbettercorrectyourshittasteorI'llwreckyourshitfaggot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000440
And the other two posts said it could be interpreted that way or completely to the contrary. "It's a really nice setting" is just one possible view. There is no "misunderstanding" as we're being lied to in some way or another in the world guides and the profiles, one just has to decide where, and that decision is what allows for varying levels of pretty much everything. It just happens that the "it's actually good!" guy went for a rosier outlook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000447
> I do really like that image, too.
I'm-gonna-get-raped face is my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000455
Like having her tell you that you're the crown jewel of her horde. That she values you far more than any ruby, sapphire, diamond, or piece of gold? That no artifact or enchanted item can bring her as much joy as you do? That you are her precious?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man I wish monster girl were real so that my life is not changed at all.

Man it would be awesome if I went outside every day and saw happy couples non-stop, then went home to my cold, quiet and lonely apartment then went to sleep in complete silence.

Man, my life with monster girls would be completely changed.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would give the best massages after you got home and plopped down on the couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000461
Yup.

We're all going to die cold, alone, and sad.

What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000463
Slime. Cool and refreshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000460
If someone said that to me, I would be putty in their hands. Being loved and desired is my biggest fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000463
Slimes.

It's like you're wearing a jacuzzi suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000458
O...kay?
I was just nipping the 'all these faggots not following the world guide correctly are bad' thing in the bud.
I actually like the MGEverse, it just requires quite a bit of interpretation to get rid of the unpleasant elements.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anons, the goddess of love and God of death are making a bet to see who has to buy pizza as such, under threat of alping, you have a choice

Through magic you will be destined to marry your favorite MG with you favorite Body type (/fit/, Chubby, Loli, etc) but has your least favorite, non heavy Yan/yangire, personality (himedere, kuudere, Tsun)

Or

Your least favorite mg with your least favorite body type but with your favorite personality.

What are your choices and who do you pick?

Note: you can't tweak their body's or minds with mushrooms or milk afterwards

>Fit, Tsun dragon v Hamplanet, kuudere hellhound

Gonna go hellhound on this, even if she's probably double my weight. I'd take a good personality over a bad one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000111
>>13000124
>>13000163
>>13000146
>>13000094
>>13000097

Ah, what the hell.

>You kick off the cold feet and sit down at the table
>The Minotaur...-your friend-, looks up from her vita
>She smiles, her teeth giving you no reassurance as they're plenty sharp
>"Took you long enough."
>Turns out that it's as easy to talk to her in real life as it is on the web
>Time passes, and soon you're both laughing and downing whatever shitty drinks are served up as you talk over the finer points of video juegos
>You're actually having a really good time
>For once
>At some point you ask about the axe still laying on the table
>"Ah, it's just a family heirloom. My mom's, grandmother's, and so on and so forth, you know? Never leave home without it."
>But isn't it a burden to carry it around everywhere?
>"Not really, it's a point of pride for Minotaurs like myself to always have the family axe on hand, for many different reasons."
>You muster up the nerve to ask the underlying question attached to that
>"Have I ever used it? No, of course not.."
>"Well, not much I mean...Just a couple of times! And only once for anything violent."
>"But it was completely justified, I swear."
>You both laugh
>Though you still can't help but feel uneasy
>She picks up on it
>"Hey... you wanna hold it?"
>what
>"It's not as heavy as it looks, if you promise to be careful - mostly for your sake, you can hold it."
>What the hell
>With some effort (and a little help) you actually manage to hoist the thing up
>"Haha, look at me, i'm like conan!"
>"The barbarian I mean..not the ginger."
>She's losing her shit
>Of course this doesn't last long and you lose your balance
>She stops your fall easily with her leg and catches the axe with one hand, setting it back down
>You're about to apologize but she stops you
>"No harm done, right?"
>Right

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000457
I is for ironic you should accuse someone of shit taste when memes are the shittiest thing in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000461
Just remember that you're worthy of love. Probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000472
O is for Overly-sensitive and Offended, both of which you are.

Grow some skin, you should be embarrassed that an internet meme could make you so angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000461
>Man it would be awesome if I went outside every day and saw happy couples non-stop, then went home to my cold, quiet and lonely apartment then went to sleep in complete silence.
Stop, anon, before you hurt someone.
Me ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000452
I felt the Hellhound+shota Cheshire was a 1st rate troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000470
Tell the gods to give me better options or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000468
Or recognizing that the translations are relatively literal, and japanese makes greater use of figurative exaggeration and hyperbole than english. Shit like "you're 100 years too early to do that to me" instead of "you're too inexperienced to get the better of me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000461
I think some monster would find you worthy of love, anon.
Maybe a Kikimora or a Nightmare or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000470
>Dormouse with hinezumi build
>Ara ara
I could deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000471
Wunderbar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000475
Y is for you don't know when to let things die and stop trying to remain relevant. You had your moment in the sun. Alphabet wurm is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000464
Just felt like reminding you faggots, can't let you people be too happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000483
I think you're missing the point.
I get that.
I'm just saying that you can't say people are bad because they don't follow the worldguide 100%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000468
>all these faggots not following the world guide correctly are bad
I didn't see anybody saying anything like that anywhere in the thread. One guy saying he thinks it's a good setting is not what you just described. You just like the sound of your own voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000487
N is for Nah, I'm good, and you're contributing to the meme's growth by responding so maybe you should stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000468
>I was just nipping the 'all these faggots not following the world guide correctly are bad' thing in the bud.

You're not crazy enough to think that'll ever hold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000468
Why would you reply with that to-ah, whatever. Anyway, yeah, that's how it is. "It is as you wish it to be." Kinda zen or something, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000491
>>13000299
>Well there is probably about a dozen people here who have actually read the worldguides, with maybe 1 or two writefag in that group, with everyone else going by assumptions or self made up shit or threadcanon.
What?
I'm sorry, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000471
>You talk some more after that (mostly about her family and other Minotuar related things)
>Apparently Minotaur culture is very complicated and more traditional than one would first assume
>The gnarly line of ear piercings she has, and her horn carvings just above are both actually just accumulated family monikers that she opted into wearing
>Well...some of the earrings are her own, but she won't say which ones
>After some more talk you realize that it's getting to be about that time (there is shitposting that must be done in a certain imagebased filipino cartoon board, after all)
>This was real fun, so you offer to exchange numbers and she asks if you maybe want to hang out again this Saturday
>This time at her place
>"We can play Mario Kart or something..maybe smash bros?"
>You agree hastily, and ask if it might not be prudent to bring along some beer or snacks
>For the first time that night, she grimaces
>"Nah, actually..I don't drink."
>Why not?
>"Ehh, it's a personal choice. I used to be a heavy drinker but...i'm kind of a jerk when I drink. A real big jerk. Haven't touched alcohol in a long time because of that."
>Whatever, it's a personal thing, you understand
>You're still coming over
>She smiles as she gets up
>"Then it's a date, i'll see you then pal."
>It's only as she's opening the door to leave that you remember
>Such a simple thing
>"Hey, wait! What's your name?"
>She turns and smiles
>"Oh, haha, I forgot."
>"It's Lyri."
>And with that, she backs out of the front door and is gone, waving goodbye as she goes
>And everything went better than expected.

>Wait, did she mean it when she said 'date'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000470
Loli, tsundere Kikimora vs. Dandere, buxom...

Well, damn. Can't pic an unfavorite because I tend to dislike a general personality in regards to monsters. Gonna have to play the Alp card on this one... ...then choose neither one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000489

This discussion came from you insisting that any story that follows the worldguide must include heavy mindbreak, while other anons were telling you otherwise. So in essence you were doing exactly that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000484
I doubt that anon.

I have a very special reason that I would outright refuse to be a monsters husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000500
Well, you can certainly ignore the unpleasant sections of the worldguide (and i would heavily recommend that) but there is plenty of forced mind changing in the worldguide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000493
You're right, so I'll just do my part to keep her in the trash where she belongs.

No, I'm not memeing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000497
My heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000505
I is for I win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000496
Can you read? How is that in any way "all these faggots not following the world guide correctly are bad"?
He was making an observation, that few people bother to follow the guide, which is correct. Nowhere in that sentence does he say not following the guide is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000502
Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000508
Like hell you do. Retard wurms a shit, of which AW is one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000489
I'm fine with not following the worldguide 100%, but you also don't have to heavily modify it to prevent it from being horrifically mindbreaky, you just need to bear in mind the nature of the original language means reading it as literally as native english is incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000515
W is for weeping, which anon is currently doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000504
>Well, you can certainly ignore the unpleasant sections of the worldguide (and i would heavily recommend that) but there is plenty of forced mind changing in the worldguide.

Never said there wasn't. Just saying that you can write an individual story that doesn't have mindbreak without it contradicting canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000471
>>13000497
>actually writefags a neat idea
>Mino's appearance is partialy based off of her species culture
>Recovering alcoholic with anger issues

You sir, you are my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000521
You are looking more autistic by the post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000504
But that's just it, there really isn't. At least, not remotely to the extent that you're insisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000513
I'm sorry I called you out, anon. But you specifically say that people who don't follow the world guide are using 'made up shit' and that it's a 'perfectly nice setting if you actually bother to read it'.

>>13000520
Yeah. Interpretation. Please stick with that, because the original setting is weird as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000527
B is for Butthurt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000521
And C is for cookie.
That's good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000514
FAS.

I don't want to ruin a poor monsters life by cursing her to give birth to a retard baby using my rotten sperm.

Not to mention because of my birth mother being a stupid fucking duggie whore and not only ruining my life before it fucking started I have no idea who my real father is and if he would hate my guts, and on top of that I have had a horrible father figure that encouraged me to shell up, never make friends and act like a sexist, racist asshole.

I don't deserve to have a family, my life is a waste of resources and the only reason I come here is to give myself the illusion that It would all be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

I just thought this up, I feel brilliant and stupid at the same time

>L4d2 MG edition
>You and your 3 human survivors are some of the few virgin, non-mindbroken men and women in existance.
>Trapped within MGC, you must journey to literally anywhere else (because let's be honest, nothing could be worse than this city)
>Your goal is to journy from NRAC room to NRAC room, and your weapons include excessive use of AXE body spray, ugly clothing, chastity belts, and the book of paladin
>If you can make it all the way through the city, and find a helicopter that doesn't fucking crash, congratulations, you've escaped!
>You enemies include parasite slimes, Krampuses, Mantagos, Yandumb minotaurs, and other rape-obsessed MGs
yeah I know, NRAC hate, but it's the closest equivalent I can think of
also can the dude who's samefagging the NRAC posts stahp please, you're ruining the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000534
Memes are your only response, because you have no real argument as to why alphabet is relevant. You simply pop in other's people stuff and point out something obvious. "P is for prison" What did that add to anything that dude did? Especially when it was meant to be serious. You're a one trick pony and don't want to let go of the one thing that got you noticed, which in the end, isn't even that great. How worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000530
>after having sex with a monster, anything he found disgusting or horrifying he finds incredibly sweet or sexy
wut
id say thats pretty mindbreaky

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000471
>>13000497
this is very cute

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>>13000549
F is for fanny flustered!

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>>13000523
I like Minotaur to begin with so it ain't hard to write about one.

I think i'll write some more after I finish what I first promised. Some sweet sweet Manticore smut.

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>>13000543
Geez, that's awful. Sorry for bringing it up.

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>>13000553
Thank you for further proving my point.

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>>13000551
>I say I hate carrots without trying them
>I eat some carrots, turns out they're pretty good
>I like carrots now

Was I mindbroken?

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>>13000554
>Some sweet sweet Manticore smut.
That semi-yandere obsessive sadist one? Is this a blue moon?

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>>13000555
It's fine.

I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a horrible waste of space.

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>>13000556
R is for Rectum Ravaged!

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>>13000558
You didn't have an ideology or belief system against carrots. You finding out you like carrots didn't completely change your world view or values against your will. You liking carrots doesn't have the potential to wipe out humanity. Nice try.

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>>13000558
>I have a crippling phobia
>having sex magically cures that
yep id say so

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>>13000531
You are implying 'made up shit' is somehow derogatory when that's basically the definition of fiction.
You are equating 'perfectly nice setting if you actually bother to read it' with 'Not using the setting 100% is bad'.
You are implying I'm the guy you linked to. I'm not, I don't like the world guide setting. I just don't have an autistic fit when somebody says they do.

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>>13000559
Uh-uh
http://pastebin.com/dzeDg6yF

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>>13000568
Phobias are solved through exposure treatment.

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>>13000569
nice samefagging
we can tell its you
the discussion beforehand was about how using the setting is bad and that entire post was a contradiction to it

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>>13000564
Why don't you type all the variations for anal pain in one big block, it'll save us both some time. But it won't disprove anything I've said. Especially the way you've been behaving, endlessly spouting memes.

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>>13000567
>I hate black people and have an ideological bias against them because I think they're uneducated animals
>I meet a nice, intelligent black person
>I realize that my ideology was false and change accordingly

There, better now?

Also keep in mind that it's stated that humans hate monsters because they mistakenly believe that monsters are still trying to eat them. Obviously they're going to come around when they find out that the their number one reason for hating monsters turned out to be false.

Now genuine mindbreak IS possible in MGE (see Deruella), but there's no reason to see it as a 100% thing.

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>>13000575
F is for fedora

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>>13000571
Not always.

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>>13000551
>>13000567
It only changes your world view and values because you were misled and misinformed in the first place. You come around to a different way of thinking because you are provided with new information which causes you to have a change in opinion.

Please see here >>13000442
This section, right out of the MGE, seems to depict what you're calling "Mind Break" as being more similar to stockholm syndrome. Sure, the two could be related at times, but just as often separate.

It's quite clearly not "Mind Break all the time". Sometimes, but not always, like you seem to be insisting.

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>>13000571
Yeah, which is a long and difficult process that takes several months.
Not one session of sex.

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>>13000580
Now you're just embarrassing yourself further. Since that usage is incorrect.

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>>13000585

Fictional porn universe is fictional porn.

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Quick question: How much of a badass is a guy who marries a Lilim and gets incubusized? For control lets say he was an average joe before the process.

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>>13000579
>>I realize that my ideology was false and change accordingly
That's not how human beings work.
That's not how human beings are SUPPOSED to work.
Hell, that's not even how beep-booping coldly logical Bayesian agents are supposed to work.

One outlier does not an ideology destroy. Remember your Hegel, anon: If the facts do not agree with the theory, so much worse for the facts

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>>13000591
As badass as the Lilim wants him to be.

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>>13000571
I'm not sure if I want to be raped for weeks to cure my arachnophobia.

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>>13000591
Probably above most people, a hero should still wreck em.

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>>13000594

You mean you've never heard of a person who changed their beliefs in the face of factual information? I'm not sure you're in the place to accuse others of not understanding people.

Now obviously it's not going to be "see one fact, change mind immediately" in most cases, but then we also don't live in a world filled with rapemonsters either. Obviously some suspension of disbelief is in order.

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>>13000584
>all monsters have supernatural beauty and charm to entice men

>even if you found something like the lower body or a spider gross, the man will find it sweet and attractive

>after having sex with a mamono they won't go back to human women

>Sabbath

Second and third are paraphrase, but you get the point.

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>>13000574
>the discussion beforehand was about how using the setting is bad and that entire post was a contradiction to it
You are correct. That post was a contradiction to people saying using the setting is bad. Saying using the setting is perfectly fine is not the same as saying 'not using the setting is bad.'
>samefagging
Clever, never heard that one before
>we
Only one of you, buddy

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>>13000591
>Lilim
What a plep. No amount of power is gonna fix that.

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>>13000591
He'll become a sex-god, sure.
Exactly how much he'll become an ACTUAL god is unclear.

I personally don't think incubi - even the supercharged lilim-husbando incubi - become instant high-level sorceror-warrior multiclass badass champions or anything. I imagine the demonic energy flowing through their veins pretty much strengthens the pelvic bone and nothing else.

He can do literally anything sexual for literally weeks on end without rest, but move him outside the bedroom and he's pretty much just a man.

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>>13000602
Suspension of disbelief doesn't change the fact that MAMONO MANA minds rapes you into accepting thing you wouldn't otherwise.

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Remember kids, don't give your werecat waifu catnip.

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>>13000604
Nah, there's at least 2 of us.
That makes it a 'we'.

Anyway, you seem to be rather rabidly defending a rather stupid statement made by an anon, which means you're either samefagging or just argumentative for no good reason

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>>13000547
>Health Kits are therapeutic massages given by Paladin healers
>Helicopter pilot is a slightly insane harpy who thinks she's actually a human
>Smoker is a roper with an addiction to cigarettes
>Witch is a sleeping Overly-yandere shirohebi HUSBAND I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
>Tank is a Minotaur who's had WAY to much coffee
>Spitter is a toxic slime
>Jockey is a.... Ahhhhh..... I dunno, a Yeti with back problems?
>Boomer is a mantago
>Hunter is a Werecat or Jinko or possibly a Werewolf
>Charger is an oni with masturbation issues

MODDINGFAGS PLS

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>>13000608
>Exactly how much he'll become an ACTUAL god is unclear

Amassing of SE and MM, that's all gods are, monsters with some serious juice.

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>>13000612
But it seems so fun!
And it's legal up here.

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>>13000612
Is that image supposed to be reinforcing the lesson? It just makes me want to go get some catnip and a box.

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>>13000613
>2 of us
Sure
>argumentative for no good reason
Calling you out on faulty logic. You're right, that isn't a good reason. I'll stop here.

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>>13000603
Yes, but even despite MAMONO MANA it seems to state quite clearly that men can in fact come around to just liking them naturally, from simple exposure. Sure, they're biologically DESIGNED to be appealing, but that doesn't make it mind break.

I'll give you that the "Can't go back to human women" bit sounds pretty mind-break-y, but to be fair, the entire setting tends to lean towards "Human Girls a shit".

Sabbath turning any single men they find into lolicons does count, I suppose.

But still, that doesn't change my point which is that just because Mind Break occurs, doesn't mean it's ALL that EVER occurs, and that you don't have to out-right ignore it's existence and any material supporting it in order to write around it.

The material, perfectly canonically, is as much against it as it is for it.

Fucking hell this is what ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING in the MGE comes down to. It's written intentionally vaguely so people can easily go either way when writing with it! When will we learn to stop bitching and arguing over it?!

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>>13000588
Would you prefer N is for Neckbeard?

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>>13000629
We love bitching and arguing. I do it for fun sometimes. Still, you can't even hope to come to the "it's whatever" agreement until all or at least most of us actually read and comprehend the material and the mythos around it.

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>>13000579
Pretty sure they won't be happy mating with them could result in the extinction of the human race.

>Now genuine mindbreak IS possible in MGE (see Deruella), but there's no reason to see it as a 100% thing

See>>13000603

Also, bubble slime, apophis, manticores, alraunes, the fallen maidens, shirohebi, pharaoh, girtablilu, gazer, jorougumo, transformation into lesser succubus and ushi oni, dark matter.

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>>12999984
This greentext make me sad.
I love lizardmen. They're my favorites.

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>>13000630
I would prefer you shut up.

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>>13000646
Nay.

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>>13000629
But anon, all Mgs possess MM, and those who spend time around monsters, even without having sex with them, end up adopting the values of the monsters. Even if it's subtle, the mindbreak is there. Just by being around them.

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>>13000650
>I'm going to shitpost and no one can stop me!

Sounds about right for a wurm. Knock yourself out.

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>>13000644
It's not her fault that men are sluts that go for the douchey monsters, and leave nice girls like her.

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>>13000614
>>13000547
I guess I posted this at the wrong time huh?

Oh well. Have a snake.

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>>13000635
So, never.

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>>13000640
>Pretty sure they won't be happy mating with them could result in the extinction of the human race.

Speak for yourself.

Everything we do will cause an eventual depletion of resources and lead us to extinction, but I doubt you'll stop eating fast food and using gasoline, will you?

>>13000603
>using an english translation that uses absolute terms even though KC has clarified a thousand and one times that the original japanese version is intentionally written using more vague terms that aren't meant to be taken literally.

Yeaah.

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>Over 15 post about X is for Y!
>Being used for shitposting

And yet people get mad at MGR lyrics.

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>>13000662
Sorry, I must've forgotten to type that.

But yes, never.

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>>12998896
I don't even care how late this post is. TWO PEOPLE VOTED FOR PHARAOH. I LOVE PHARAOH.

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>>13000629
>Although they are in the minority, in recent years they have been increasing. The nations that accept and live with monsters are called “monster friendly states.” Most residents are those who doubt the teachings of the order, those who were charmed by monsters, and those who have lived with monsters since they were born. Those unstained by the order's doctrine would never hate monsters which are friendly towards humans. Without the obstacle that is the order, the monsters are able to fully exhibit their ability to imprison men, and all of the men of monster friendly states end up being fond of monsters and desiring them.

>Humans who live near monsters naturally come closer and closer to sharing their values even without having sex with them due to prolonged exposure to their charm and trace amounts of demonic energy. Even from the viewpoint of humans in monster friendly states, monsters are awfully lewd, and as they're gradually stained with their values, they don't feel disgusted. On the contrary, they feel that they're attractive. After always living beside them, being charmed by them, and having sex with them many times, the men go wild for the monsters, and are ruled by a strong love and desire that never ceases.

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>>13000660
It's probably be cause >>13000543 shit up the thread with his whining.

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>>13000615
>Amassing of SE and MM, that's all gods are, monsters with some serious juice.

Not sure I agree. Dick a lilim for a bit, and you can fly and shoot thunderbolts out of the clouds a'la Zeus?

Certainly not my impression/interpretation/headcanon/whatever-you-want-to-call-it. Sure, the passive effects of being a DE / MM powerhouse might rear their heads: human women can get monsterized just by standing too close to you, and monsters that stand too close to you get so intoxicated by the smell of your SWAG that you're covered in bitches whenever you step outside.

But just 'cos you got the cash don't mean you know how to spend it well. I imagine it would still take the years of training it usually does to learn fightan or magican - though, admittedly, at least now you have the *potential* to become a powerhouse in both.

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>>13000667
It had to be this way.

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>>13000667
>And yet people get mad at MGR lyrics.
Nope, I get mad at shitposting like that too.

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>>13000660
Wait a tic, I recognize those colors...

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>>13000674
>be cause

Son of a bitch.

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>>13000667
That's what happens when two retards meet on the internet.

Let us sit back and marvel at their unique culture and behavior.

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>>13000671
I do too, anon. She's a best girl.
Enough to write not one, but TWO stories about them.

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>>13000673
So, you agree with me then?

Because I read that and it just reaffirms what I've been saying.

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>>13000686
There has been at least 3 pairs of em for the past hour or so. It's like winning the lottery.

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>>13000684
...Yellow?

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>>13000686
It was interesting to see. One guy wants to shitpost and then the other guy wants to argue. Neither really won anything except for my amusement.

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>>13000694
>It's like winning the lottery.
Only everyone loses? I think it's more like trying to win the lottery.

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>>13000694
>>13000698

Nature is a truly magical place.

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>>13000659
>Implying I wouldn't jump on the first girl that talked to me

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>>13000660
>panty tan lines
>on a lamia

How? It'd have to be like Miia's dorito panties, but then why have straps?

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>>13000675
I could see it that way, that you would require training, maybe, but mamono mana being what it is, a wish granter of sorts, I don't see it as necessary. I see mamono mana as magic points and spirit energy as skill points. MM is used for magic, SK is used for techniques and shit.

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>>13000705
And who always makes the first move? Those jerk alpha monstergirls. Nobody notices that nice awkward lizardgirl

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>>13000706
M-MAMONO MANA?

Actually nevermind, that's stupid.

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>>13000671
I would have voted for her, but I do love Apophis more, You have to understand.

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>>13000706
>but then why have straps?
They're sexy and she knows it?

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>>13000715
>Not being a box block and cunt teasing her until she's a desperate wreck of hormones and loneliness

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>>13000692
No, I don't agree with you, it says that among those who live in monster states, are people who were charmed by monsters i.e. mindbroken into liking them. And just being around them, even if you don't hate them, will make you like them, that is mindbreak, and it applies to all monsters because Mamono Mana.

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>>13000718
Does it bring all the boys to the yard? And where is this yard? And what is to be done there?

I have so many questions.

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>>13000720
>filename

You fuck. I'll admit it's amusing.

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>>13000722
Well, then I disagree with you.

You see "Charmed" and instantly think "Charm Magic into Mind Break". I see "Charmed" and I think "Natural charm and good nature won them over".

And obviously if you spend time around a nice person, and don't hate them, you'll like them. That's just...normal.

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>>13000720
You misunderstand, I would tease her so hard that she wouldn't be able to walk. I would dick her then , of course.

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>>12994385
I dunno, this seems to be getting a bit MGQ-esque. In the sense that it's a hot girl's torso just glued on top of a mountain of feathers and claws.
Crow Tengu has the same bird-bits in the same places, but on Gandharva the monster parts seem really over-proportioned.
I don't mind MGs that look or act monsterous; but when I have to squint to see the grill-parts, it's time to step back from the brink.

[Anonymous No.]

Question for experienced writefags:

Do you regularly rely on autocorrect?

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>>13000734
>Take a harpy, give her a banjo, make her tits three times as big then light her on fire. That’s the new girl
>>12995332

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>>13000736
When I'm typing in chats, yes.

When typing up a story? No. It misses shit extremely often, and lots of times doesn't even correct to the right thing for the context. Autocorrect is no replacement for a few solid proof-readings.

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>>13000736
Yes, but I don't really make spelling errors too often, and a proofreading is more useful.
It's an incredibly useful tool in case you forgot to put a space in or something, though.

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>>13000736
Yes

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>>13000729
You cannot be this stupid, monsters are magical creatures, granted that charm by a freaking succubus god. Just say, "I headcanon this" but the written materials disagree with you.

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I wonder what the next recap will look like.

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>>13000741

Charm doesn't automatically mean forceful mindbreak. If I see a super hot succubus god, I'm going to be charmed by her because she's supernaturally hot, not necessarily because I was hypnotized by her.

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>>13000741
Again, I disagree with you.

Yes, they're made to be charming by design, but that doesn't instantly make every single interaction they have with people "Mind Break".

Seriously, been over this, the written materials disagree with you just as much, as they are, by design, almost entirely subjective.

You can say that it's only my headcanon that not everything is mind break, but I can just as easily say that it's only your headcanon that everything is.

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>>13000729
>Humans who live near monsters naturally come closer and closer to sharing their values even without having sex with them due to prolonged exposure to their charm and trace amounts of demonic energy
>sharing their values
>due to prolonged exposure to demonic energy

Maybe you missed that bit? Same way it works with rape. Hate spiders? Guess what, if one rapes you, the longer you spend time around her, the more you'll grow to like her.

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>>13000755
>the longer you spend time around her, the more you'll grow to like her.
Actually it happens INSTANTLY according to the world guide, over one session of sex.

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>>13000731
No anon, you need to drag it out more than that.
You need to spend as much time with her as possible, always telling her what a good friend she is.
You need to go to her with all your troubles to vent and get advice.
You let yourself relax around her, maybe even carelessly sleeping on her couch, or borrowing her shower then walking around in just your shorts, flushed from the heat, with water dripping off your body.
Always telling her she's such a good person, and that you can relax like this around her because you know she would never betray your trust.
You watch all the romantic comedies that come out and always make sure to give her a synopsis of them the next day, maybe inserting yourself into the role of the male lead and speaking as though you lived the events, just to make them more entertaining for her.

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>>13000747
>>13000748
See >>13000755

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>>13000743
>Muh female born MGs.
Better be in there.

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>>13000736
Kind of, I run it once each "edit" and then read through to see if there are gramatical errors/misused words

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>>13000734
The cutest harpy. No room for debate.

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>>13000762
He removes most shitstorms.

Ah, I miss last night. We actually had good things going on with the dual smut posting.

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>>13000736
Yes, a great deal. I often make silly mistakes typing. Fat fingers.

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>>13000738
>>13000739
>>13000740
>>13000763

Should I be concerned if I have very shitty spelling skills and use it all the time to make sure I'm spelling words properly?

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>>13000765
>Not chocolate
I disagree.

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>>13000755
>>13000761
>Due to prolonged exposure to their charm
>And trace amounts of demonic energy
>And
>Implying the two are separate.

See? It even points out "Trace amounts". I read that, and I imagine it being like a nice perfume. It allures you, attracts you, but it's not the entire reason that you're interested in the person. She's charming regardless.

Also.
>Implying that you wouldn't grow to like a loving seamstress who makes you fantastically comfortable clothes if you spent enough time around her regardless.

>>13000757
Can still imply the sex is just that good. Which is kind of the point of this whole bloody setting...

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>>13000755

The statement made is charm and mamono mana. Charm, meaning the natural charisma of monsters, and mana, meaning the energy that can influence your values. It also, or at least the translation, mentions the words "trace amounts", indicating it's a small influence.

If your definition of mind break is "any outside substance that influences your thoughts, no matter how slight", then the word mindbreak loses all meaning. Hell, I "mindbreak" myself whenever I take a cigarette to calm down.

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>>13000767
Well, since he makes all the effort, of course he gets to decide what to put in.

Still would like to see it mentioned.

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>>13000762
You like the idea of MGs being dudes don't you? Fucking alp.

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>>13000769

No worries, just make sure to re-read it once or twice for any grammatical errors, it's not perfect.

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>>13000777
Like clockwork.

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>>13000773
>>13000775
Charm, obviously means the allure they have due to the succubus energy in their bodies. Are you shitting me?

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>>13000777
>>13000781
>>13000762
I predict the next dozen threads or so will be nothing but fighting and trolling.

Thank you Machine translations anon. Thank you Swiss Momo. May you both burn in hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would make the best tendies?

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>>13000785

The succubus energy that makes them super-attractive, yes. What's your point?

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>>13000795
If it weeds out some of more autistic ones, fine by me.

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>>13000760
You're good at this. Would you "accidentally" do lewd things, like walking out of the shower so she can see you, or casually asking her questions about sex, or what kind of men she likes? Or always hugging her and telling her that she's pretty, and that she'll find a man that likes her someday?

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>>13000785
Nope, fairly certain that "Succubus Energy" would be in their "Mamono Mana".

They are charming regardless. And I can see why. I look at any image of an MG drawn for the encyclopedia, and I can instantly think "What a charming looking girl." Except Matangos.

Or are you seriously telling me that you think every single MG is an empty, man-ravaging, mind-destroying beast with no personality who would have no ability to get a man if not for magic? Because that's just ridiculous.

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>>13000797
That it's not charm in the way you or the other guy have been saying, that they're nice people, or pleasant to be around and that's why you grow to like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>meet 'waifu'
>hfw she sees your dick

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>>13000770
I agree that chocolate is great, but crow tengus are major qts without it .

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>>13000796
Oomukade.
And she'd probably schlick all over them for you, too.
Not that you'd know that.

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>>13000807

Charm can be anything from beauty to charisma to friendliness to whatever. And since the MGE DOES go out of its way to state that monsters are nice, and pleasant to be around, I don't see why my interpretation is false.

Monster beauty is enhanced because they're supernatural creatures. That doesn't automatically mean mindbreak.

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>>13000805
Anon, does it need to explicitly say, "mamono mana will make you want to put your dick in this monster"? Go look at alice and dormouse's profile, if that doesn't make it clear, I have nothing more to say to you.

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>>13000812
Well, that's like...your opinion man.

[Anonymous No.]

Still waiting on Wurm planet to enter our solar system.

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>>13000796
Tendies?

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>>13000820
See >>13000821

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>>13000808
>implying she wouldn't fap to your nudez
Do you even monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000821
>>13000826

We've been over this guys. Stop retreading this ground.

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>>13000823
You talking shit about my waifu? Because if you do then I disagree with your opinion

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>>13000798
You do remember waifus are serious business? These threads have been around for years before that little nugget of diarrhea we had dropped on us today. You really think people are gonna up and leave? Son, you have no idea what's coming.

I'd post smug pepe if I had a single image of that faggot frog in my comp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000833
Look, I'm not saying she's shit, but I'd rather Not date her.

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>>13000824
I'll be sure the nukes are ready.

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>>13000795
Like they weren't already.
It just opens up a new avenue of shitstorm, just like femdom/maledom, ushi-oni, amazon, violence against monsters, futacat, some writers, etc.

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>>13000755
>Hate spiders? Guess what
See I dislike that. I want to have my sweet ara ara Arachne nee-san and still retain my crippling arachnophobia. It would add an interesting dynamic to the relationship.
Me deeply loving her, enough to marry her despite my strong psychological reaction to her form. Her knowing about this, feeling guilt but mostly just loving me even more for fighting through it to be with her.
She is always extra tender and gentle with me so as not to provoke my fear. I clinging tightly to her human torso when we make love, eyes clenched tight, shivering and pale, awash in a sweet mixture of sexual pleasure and primal fear. She whispers into my ear, pleasant things to calm me. Telling me how strong and brave I am, telling me everything will be alright, to just relax and trust her, to let her take care of everything.
When I start panicking she holds my head to her shoulder and starts humming sweetly the lullaby I use to fall asleep to, all while her pedipalps hold tightly to my hips and work me ever deeper into her.
Then finally, when out children are born, exposure has lessened my fear enough for me to enjoy holding and cuddling my legion of daughterus. So long as they don't all start climbing over me at once.

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>>13000836
Obviously, I was just being a little uncharacteristically optimistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000838
Then I'll date her while you find your own waifu and love her and marry her.

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>>13000808

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>>13000849
I wish you well on your endeavors.

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>>13000851
I want to hotdog that smug smirk away. Never putting it in, just hotdogging until she can't take it anymore. Forcing her to reach her back to get the cum she desperately wants to lick, smacking those cheeks till they're red. I want this.

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>>13000844
>Look mummy, daddy's skin went all cold and his eyes rolled back! Daddy is playing the drowned man game again!
>Waifu rushes over in a panic, Anon is covered in spider daugherus and has passed out from shear terror and panic, heart on the verge of exploding. She calms his unconscious panicking body down with familiar lullaby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000858
That's some fine taste you got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000844
>I want to have my sweet ara ara Arachne nee-san and still retain my crippling arachnophobia

Too bad, mamono mana says you can't. Why would your waifu want you scared of her? She wants your love, not your fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000769
No, spelling is unimportant in this brave new world of online dictionaries and spell check. Just make sure you are using the right grammar, and don't be afraid to keep open other tabs with dictionary and encyclopedia to make sure you don't fuck up. And make sure you use the right words, an extra consonant in the wrong spot can change the meaning of a sentence. Check it if you aren't sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000844
I like you. Healing with love a best.
Is it weird that I want to be horribly tortured and nearly broken, only to be saved by a lilim that tenderly loves me and finally doms me tenderly while kissing me through the tears and crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000736

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000804
Of course. And I would make sure to boost her self-esteem by saying how much I wish I could find a girl like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000821
Alice, Dormouse, and Hinezumi are all in particular examples, with traits unique to their species which cause that effect.

That does not make them the rule for girls in general. And as previous citations have pointed out, the rule in general is pretty much the opposite. Regarding men who have not been raised to deliberately fear and hate them, Monster Girls are simply charming, attractive women whom any guy would be happy to be with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000876
>I want to be tortured

Yes you are a freaking weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000795
Eh, that will happen anyways. At least this way it will be about something I don't give a shit about so I can ignore it all and look through for the lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000881
But you would at least fuck er, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000876
Why a lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000882
You keep making excuses to enforce your view despite all evidence to the contrary. I told you, I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000876
thats pretty weird m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000892
>You keep making excuses to enforce your view despite all evidence to the contrary.
Said the pot to the kettle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000891
Either that or a Pharaoh.
>>13000885
>>13000893
I knew it. I have no idea why, I just like the idea. I don't even like pain. I just like the healing that occurs after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000892

And the lesson learned is that everyone has their own interpretation of how to read the canon, which is exactly what KC intended. Funny how that works, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000900
>Either that or a Pharaoh
Again, why?
They just your favorites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000900
What if your torturer and your tender dom were the same person?
Have you heard the news about rusalka, our lord and saviour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000903
Yup. And I'm fine with that.

What really bugs me is the other guy going "I'm right, you're wrong. I'm canon, you're headcanon."

We're both headcanon is the plain truth of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000778
>>13000874
Thank you for the advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000869
Well I can in my head-canon! So she'll get both the fear AND the love! Muwahhahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000904
Powerful, powerful individuals.
It's not like Pharaoh is anyone's favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000904
They are my favorites, and I have a huge turn on for power and femdom. Just seeing something that could crush me like a bug be gentle and yet lovingly controlling is heartwarming.
>>13000908
That's when I get mixed feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000869
>>13000911
Hell you don't even need to remove it entirely, if you don't want to.

Just interpret it to a lesser degree as helping calm your nerves, helping the healing along, rather than just abrupt "Fixed".

I like the idea >>13000861 floated though, about a nice lullaby. That sounds like some cozy healing indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000909
>We're both headcanon is the plain truth of it.

Bull fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to scare my Hellhound/Manticore/etc bully straight by faking my own suicide is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000925
Go be mad somewhere else.
Your mind-break obsession has given me enough of a headache tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000888
Oh eventually. I would keep this up for several years though, until she is nearing despair. Then I will tell her I finally found the one for me, the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. I even invite her to our wedding, telling her there is no one I would rather have there for me than her, my closest friend. When she shows up, it's just me, the priest, and an empty wedding dress.
That's how I tenderly mind-broke a sjw lizard into the most happy and devoted housewife in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000928
Anon, that doesn't seem like a great plan.

Remember that Zombie Greentext a few days back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000928
>Not bullying her like a man.
You deserve your manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000844
>>13000876
My niggas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000935
Yeah but that was a dumb prank gone wrong.

The bully deserves it and I wouldn't care if they died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000928
Manticores strike me as those popular girls who aren't really bullies in the traditional sense but use people and act like cunts whenever they're said no to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000928
Somebody should write this. I'd read it
Hell, I'd write it, if I wasn't too much of a bleeding heart to write a good bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000930
>Several Years
If any MG were to endure this treatment without raping you, or just giving up and moving on, the word "Beta" does not go far enough to describe them.

OMEGA doesn't go far enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000938
Fair enough, I guess...

>Not caring if they died
But anon...
Don't you want her to wind up in tears as she confronts your death, having to face her own feelings for you, before the reveal that you live causes her to go borderline-yandere, becoming obsessed with your safety, well-being and health?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000942
She was just that much of a sjw, anon. I did what I had to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000929
Go bullshit somewhere else, I have no idea how many loopholes you had to make today, but monstergirls mindbreak everyone simply by existing. Whether they're nice about it or not matters little. Hell, there are examples of monsters themselves being mindbroken; angels, Valkyries and hinemizu come to mind, but you'll just make more excuses, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000948
Now that right there...that's mind-break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000930
I want to do the same thing but it boils to the point that she decides rape is the best option.

Because i'm a manwhore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000947
Yes
Please
Somebody write it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000947
No.

Bullies are scum enough and already deserve bad shit happening to them, monster bullies would deserve even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000953
I did it for her own good. She was a good girl deep-down, but she was just so pathetic. I had to fix her. Then marry her and breed an army of lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000951

Enjoy your headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000951
You're still trying to pass deliberate exceptions off as being cases for generalizations.

Please, feel free to bait harder, I'm almost full.

And also, I'm just curious. If you think that all MGs are utterly lacking in any actual charm, and can only get men because of magic and mind-break, then why do you think any of us are here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000957
I would, but I'm pretty shit about bullying.

It'll be hard enough for me to come up with "Villainous" schemes for an Apophis to do in the SoL I'm trying to write...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000968
>>13000966
>>13000951
Stop fighting please! Can't we just have unity through dick for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000976
Shut up alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000976
The dick may be what finally tears us apart.
You know what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000957
Eh.
I'll consider it.
Tempt me with it more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000994
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000997
You weren't here for the translations shitstorm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001004
No, I wasn't. When was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001007
>Not reading everything that happend after you left.
Do your homework mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001007
Oh boy, oh you are so fucked. Start here >>12998856, enjoy the ride down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001016
>>13001011
OH! You mean that thingy! I wouldn't really mind. If she's a woman now, and she loves you now, who cares? Love is love.
Then again, Hermetic Kabbalists believe that all souls are hermaphrodites by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001024
>who cares?
About 90% of the people who came here for girls, not transgenders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001024
>Not immediately going on an autistic rant.
Good on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001028
>transgenders
Anon, don't pretend you know what words mean, you're embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001028
How can it be transgender if she's a fully functional female that can produce offspring with an XX chromosome now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001033
>>13001034
Not. Biting, The bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001028
>>13001030
They can get upset if they want, or they can get happy. End of story! Pharaoh is my favorite, and my dick remains hardened, and ready for femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001040
>Calling you out == bait.
How clever, did you come up with that yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder!
Kikimora confirmed for giving live birth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001034
Because she's not pure enough for us fedora knights, obviously.
>>13001040
>bait exists on an imageboard with no built in archive, no usernames, and no points system
>bait exists on a thread full of obsessive femdom fags and arguing about who's waifu the shittest
dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001049
What about Echidnas.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys realize the Japanese word for charm implies personality and not magic right?
You could have avoided all this BS is you paid attention to that

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: People so desperate for female attention they'd take a dude magicked into a "girl"

Holy shit I thought I knew you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001040
>would turn a monster girl that used to be a man because of their insecurity and inability to allow the handwaving of magic

Get a look at this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001059
I thought about going to look that up.

But I honestly didn't think the guy would use it as such a point of contention.
And I'm pretty sure he'd just ignore that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001059

Shitstorms are my life though. Shit literally flows through my veins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001063
ITT: People who don't know what words mean or how to read.

[Anonymous No.]

What if there actually wasn't anything supernatural about the Mamono world, and all the magic in it was merely the work of Nanomachines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001067
I hope you're kidding and are trying to be funny, because otherwise,
No.
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001063
Yep
Welcome to the internets
I'm pretty sure I'd cut of a finger to find someone who puts up with me and is also a decent person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001063
Pussy is pussy
What's important is that they have a pussy and want the d

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001063
>not wanting to have sex with a man

What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000996
Can't you just imagine it, anon? You setup a plan with your homeroom teacher, who knows about the bullying. You convince him it'll teach the whole class a lesson and they'll be better people for it, but in reality you just want to see the look on that bitch's face when she hears.
You call in sick then sneak into the school and watch through a window as the teacher makes the announcement. Only, it doesn't work.
Everybody else reacts, shock or surprise, some even seem sad, but Mantibully just sits there.
You watch her for all of first period, waiting for something, anything, but she never cracks. Christ, the bitch doesn't even care that you're dead. She just sits there staring at the board.
You leave without noticing her tail, limply, disconsolately nibbling at your empty chair.
You don't see her walking around for the rest of the day, ears drooping against her head, wings hanging lifelessly behind her, sensitive tail dragging on the floor.
You aren't there in 5th period art for her breakdown, weeping helplessly in a corner as she cradles your shitty clay sculpture until the teacher takes her to the nurse's office.
You ARE there for the lecture the next day, the teacher going over the evils of bullying to the whole class, explaining that you helped him get a point across. She isn't though. She stopped coming to school that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001088
M....Manticore is kill?
GOOD END!

[Anonymous No.]

I can honestly see a MG using her charms and skills of seduction to attract a human male, and not just running down the street screaming 'RAAAAAPE!"
they would be very friendly and flirty towards you and using the charms (personality) to entice you.
"oh, you are such a nice human' or 'my you are rather attractive aren't you' to the point of 'you should come visit, I haven't had a man around in a while'
Human women would hate this because they are used to being chased and would despise the fact MGs are being the one chasing the men.
The fact human women do this 'chase me' crap for so long is why I think MGs would make some serious inroads with the human male population before human women realize their game no longer works .
So in my opinion they do not need to use magic or some other crap to get men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001086
>Implying it's still a man, and not a fully functional female.

The stupid, it burns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001088
>You aren't there in 5th period art for her breakdown, weeping helplessly in a corner as she cradles your shitty clay sculpture until the teacher takes her to the nurse's office.
T-This suffering...There'll be healing, right?

[Anonymous No.]

At least we aren't as bad as furries.
YET

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001082
>I'm pretty sure I'd cut of a finger to find someone who puts up with me and is also a decent person.

Trish plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001096
>I can honestly see a MG using her charms and skills of seduction to attract a human male, and not just running down the street screaming 'RAAAAAPE!"

Not even real life rapists do that. Honestly it's silly imagining even a monster doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001107
OH GODDAMMIT NOT AGAIN.

WHY. WHY DOES THAT FUCKER EXIST.
WHY DID PEOPLE TAKE PICTURES OF HIM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001086
>>13001107

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001099
I'm just trying to convince somebody else to do it, I've got too much on my plate already. Besides, she needs to be written effectively as a bully for this to work and I cannot into good bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets think now!
the number of potential MGs that were once men less than .01%
Odd of you finding one
even less
Why are you arguing over this?
Just don't go date a pharaoh, or a vamp, or a wight , Problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001063
I'd even take myself magicked into a girl. Hell as long as it's cute, I'd fuck anything magicked into a girl. what's it like having a fuckpole attatched to the body of a wimpy bitch? If it's got a hole, and is cute, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001110
I am not a likeable man.
>>13001107
Polt allready exists man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12998189
Oh God.
Anabell Gato a Cheshire.
That Faggot Ace-Pilot "The Wet-Dream of Solomon"
During the Naval Review at Konpei Island she sneaked her Gundam Physalis in the middle of the Fucking fleet then fires a warhead super-charged with lilim sex-aura, causing two-thirds of the fleet to erupt in a massive Space-Orgy.
She later Kamikaze's into a Federation Ship with her Neue Ziel to claim her Husband to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001099
If you count her taking the news of you coming back as a second chance from the DL and becoming a yandere healing then why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001063
See
>>13001107

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001107
>mfw I always thought anubis was just a shittier werewolf with sand in her vagina
>This pic
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001126
I do indeed.

>>13001121
God Bless you Adam Blade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001127
Well, you got me to reply, so, what did you want? Why are you directing me to that post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001120
>Just don't go date a pharaoh, or a vamp, or a wight , Problem solved
So I can't date two of my favourite monster girls?

I'll take the risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001128
I want to declare "You talkin' shit 'bout mai waifu?!"

But then I see that picture, and I am simply left in despair.

SHITTY CROSSPLAY HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001128
>>mfw I always thought anubis was just a shittier werewolf with sand in her vagina
>>This pic
>This quote
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001088
Hm! Very tempting.

I'll probably do it, but I need a monster that isn't manticore to be the bully. Any suggestions?

Also it'll be yet another greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

Its that time again!

What are your Top 5 MGs
no real order
Has it changed since the last time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001096
>I can honestly see a MG using her charms and skills of seduction to attract a human male, and not just running down the street screaming 'RAAAAAPE!"

Well, to be fair some of them DO do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001140
Set a dragon into line using logic and intelligence and possibly a weighty bit of old pipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001140
I believe that Cheshire and Hellhound were also suggested?

I vote Hellhound.
Or you could be unusual and have a Siren or Thunderbird bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001140
Hellhound?

Maybe an Oni, oh wait how about an Ogre, we don't really get them much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001144
>Dragon Bully
Always a classic, and much beloved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001140
>>13001146

I'm liking the sound of thunderbird.
She seems like a prankster, and slowly those pranks escalate as she tries harder and harder to capture anon's attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
>Polt
>Anubis
>Dragon
>Shirohebi
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>PALADIN
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001124
>Crashes into feddie ship but teleports onto its bridge before the impact grabbing her husband from it before porting out again

Gundam with monster girls would be great, if a bit weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001146
>>13001144
>>13001150
>>13001148
But I already did most of those girls, including Dragon repeatedly.
Might do a cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
>Anubis
>Dragon
>Nightmare
>Lich
>Dark Angel

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001148
It's funny because I hate the original dragon bully greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Vanilla Dragon
Cheshire
Anubis
Kikimora
Jabberwocky

Still the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Ushi-Oni
Sandworm
Amazon
Pharaoh
Kumiho


Well, Pharaoh replaced Dragon and Amazon replaced Kikimora, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001155
Cheshire is just for gits and shiggles, not to be taken too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001159
That's funny because I wrote the original dragon bully greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Dormouse
Hinezumi
Werecat species
Kitsune/Kumiho
Hellhound

Top four haven't really changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001155
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001163
>Pharaoh replaced Dragon
How? Why? She's not even much of a mg....

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
>Ushi-Oni
>Kitsune
>Hellhound
>Jinko
>Tanuki
Upgraded old and busted Anubis with Hellhound hotness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001166
Man anon, you're an oldfag.
My hatred resides in the MC being a dickless beta mostly. So if you fix that then you'll get a big fat thumb's up stuck up your rear

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Kikimora
Oomukade
Holstaurus
Cyclops
Kraken

Kraken got bumped up a bit, following a three-way tie between her, Kitsune (specifically, the Inari), and Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001155
Cheshire and thunderbird sound good. I imagine she would end up as some weird hybrid yandere. where she is super deredere to you, but really possessive and gets super pissed at anyone she thinks is upsetting you or picking on you.
I also imagine her guilt would lead to her doing embarrassing things she would normally never consider to make you happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001170
Gauf, anon. I find need of more work!

Lay it on me!
>>13001171
Because muh unloved desert girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001179
Well get to fucking work on that Kunoichi Predator story I pitched!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Elf
Minotuar
Oomukade
Amazon
Oni

My tastes are fairly bland, and masochistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001179
>unloved
No that's Girtablilu. When's the last time you saw art or stories with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001155
What about a Gazer bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Wight/Zombie
Lich
Jackie Chan
Vampire
Ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001124
You. No more from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
>Can't decide my top 5
I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001181
Ehhhhh..... I ain't really feeling it.
Mostly because I don't like Predator much.
I mean, I'll do it, but I don't feel like I have enough work on my plate with only ONE greentext.
>>13001184
There's at least two, including 'desert stalker' which is one of the better MG stories out there.

>>13001185
Sounds like it could be doable. How would hse bully you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001179
You know that one story you did where the MC winds up with that bitch Valisavex? Do an alternate one where his brain works.

Or, do that Pet jinko story that was added to your to-do list

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001174
I'm too lazy to ever finish anything I write.

>MC a dickless beta
I'm not disagreeing with you.
But I think nerd/bully love is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001193
>desert stalker
Wasn't that the one story that used to be on MGU?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001179
Hm, it's rather typical, but what about an MG who ends in our world? For added conflict, how about an anon who runs across her, and has absolutely no idea what monster girls are

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001194
>Pet jinko
This'll end with chuff-snu, won't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001192
Anon, all MGs are about to be erased from existence.

You can only save 5, and you only have 4 min.

Go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
UH
1. Pharoah=Lilim
2.Inari
3. Vampire
4. Dragon
5. Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001196
It makes me cringe, but if that's your fetish go nuts I guess
>>13001200
Mostly headpats but I suppose that's good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001202
You are not helping, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001193
>How would she bully you?
Between the toothy, shit-eating grin, her eye-ball tentacles, and the slime she excretes, I'm sure there are plenty of options. Tripping you up, outwitting you in scuffles, using her uncanny vision to analyze and mock you, plenty of options.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001200
If the Jinko is Junko

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001209
No, I'm helping super good.

Clock's ticking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001198
Yep.
>>13001194
Was that on my list? I forget. Anyway, there was the Savakasia end, which is pretty much what you're suggesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001166
Dragon Bully a cute.
I liked it. http://i.imgur.com/EFAezGD.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Apophis
Dark Priest
Holstaurus
Doppleganger
Akaname

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Yuki-onna
Yeti
Glacies
Jinko
Weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001215
>Was that on my list? I forget
Yup. Twas. Check old thread.
>Savakasia
Didn't see it. Hopefully it was good. You'd have to try pretty hard to be worse than rapist dragon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001223
Yandere dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
>Crow Tengu
>Kikimora
>Lamia
>Dragon/Oni
>Any Ara Ara seductive types

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001225
Better than rapist dragon. At least Yanderes are consensual.
Well, usually anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001214
I can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
I only have one top MG: The one who loves me. Whatever she ends up being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001196
i liked it until the part were she smashed his head against the lockers, i would have decked the bitch next time i saw her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001230
Well, I tried.

All MGs are now gone. Great job I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001229
I wouldn't really call Valisavex a rapist, seeing as she's the one who got 'raped'.

Also, Savakasia chained anon to her hoard and promised to never let him go. You could always go to my pastebin if you wanted to read it yourself, I archive all my work there for posterity.

Sadly, a good five didn't make it onto the collection and were instead added as 'a bunch of stuff', which is pretty nice too.

>>13001214
Uh... Echidna, Lilim, Dark Matter, Dragon, and Kitsune. They can recreate the species from those with Echidna, Lilim, and Dark Matter.

Anyway, so my current list is: Housepet Jinko (sapient or no?), Bully Gazer, and turning the tables on a Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001204
>cringe
Well, don't self insert as the awkward teenage kid then. And it's not really a fetish in an of itself. I just really like that kind of young, imperfect love because it seems that much more fleeting, unique, personal.

There's only so many times that you can fall in love before it just kinds of blends together, and you realize love is mostly bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001236
In this situation I would preserve
Kraken
Dragon
Arachne
Lamia
Werewolf

I figure this way there is something for everybody. I prefer hellhounds to werewolf and apophis/echidna to lamia but I went with vanilla options because I figure that provides the best variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001238
>chained anon to her hoard and promised to never let him go
>get raped
or
>get raped
So this is what I get for selling my soul to the devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001249
To be fair, I know It's hard to commit, but a man has to be decisive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001251
Um, I could be misremembering but didn't MC rape valisavex rather than the other way around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001239
Tsunderes arn't love.
ESPECIALLY violent tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a top 10 of mine. It hasn't really changed so I'll post it again.

There needs to be more Jabberwock art and it's a shame there isn't more. When I get paid I will personally commission every drawfag to make a Jabberwock picture so hopefully more people will understand why they're so perfect. I want to be like that Anubisfag. More stories and all of them would be nice too. CYOAnon was the reason I started to really love Jabberwocks.

>>13001162
You are my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001254
I think that one anon didn't read both ends, and is now confusing the two dragons, and what happens in their respective routes.

[Anonymous No.]

You've just lost in a fight against a very powerful, and extremely lazy, Dragon.
Instead of killing you or making you her sex slave, she decides to make you her butler
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001235
I don't even remember if i'm the one who wrote that specific part - there was more than one person writing greentexts at that time. It was like a spur of the moment thing. All I know for sure was that I wrote the first post.

I agree though. That part sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001261
Do I get paid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001256
>I want to be like that Anubisfag
Yo.
It's more a matter of catching artists at the right time than anything. I'm lucky that Mono contacted me about having some free time so I could commission him, as now he's apparently burnt out and isn't going to be taking any more commissions for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001261
I would be the kindest and lewdest butler I could be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001261
What are her living conditions like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001256
>bottom right
well that's original

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001263
Yes.
You can't ever quit or run away, but you get payed a fairly nice amount for your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001261
Change it for a vampire and we have a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001256
Jabberwocks are olev.
Did you read the greentext about one a few days ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001272
What about my...other needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001261
I'll do it.
I'll do it so that I can give cool speeches like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsBK3gyMFcw

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001238
>Housepet Jinko (sapient or no?)
>Sapience, the ability of an organism or entity to act with judgment
This can go anyway. You can literally make her like a cat; with almost no ability to communicate and behaving completely... Well like a cat, you could make her a sub and really into petplay, you could make here a deredere that really fucking likes headpats, or you could make her some sort of stoner/bodybuilder hybrid who gets ripped in the most chill ways possible. The fact that the word "pet" is attached to her name indicated submission or cat like qualities are more predominant than they otherwise would be, but how dominant they are is mostly up to you. 15%? 30% 80%? it really all relies on how able you are to explore certain conditions of the human mind. Or jinko mind, rather.
>>13001254
If I recall, valisavex blackmailed him into eating her out, but then MC "raped" her (she was fine with it) and her yandere meter went OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNND and then the story just kinda ended with her getting pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Cheshire
P'Orc
Kikimora
That smug panda
Manticore if she wasn't sadistic, if I can't have that then Hellhound because of my smug fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001261
Can I dote on her and act motherly while catering to her every need? And also will she want to cuddle me like a Teddy Bear?

Also is she healthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001270
She lives in a fairly large and unkempt mansion hidden inside of a mountain

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001279
I think I'm gonna go for a stoner deredere.


>If I recall, valisavex blackmailed him into eating her out, but then MC "raped" her (she was fine with it) and her yandere meter went OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNND and then the story just kinda ended with her getting pregnant.
I think you may be conflating the Pharaoh and dragon stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001262
yeah, cause some parts were bullying, while others just seemed like assault

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001276
You'll have to motive her to take care of your needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001284
Does she have internet?

Do I have breaks and days off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001284
Okay so like, did she want me to wear a suit or something? Any particular favorite foods I should start on for dinner? Any places you think could use some good ol' elbow grease? Want a bath drawn, or a massage or something?

I am ready and willing to serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001279
>If I recall
That's the Pharaoh story, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001286
>I think you may be conflating the Pharaoh and dragon stories.
It's late, I'm tired. That might be what's happening.

>I think I'm gonna go for a stoner deredere.
This could either end really well or terribly. I await with uncomfortable anticipation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001303
Hey, you asked for it.
She's just going to be a really chill Jinko roommate that goes into heat at a very unfortunate -- or fortunate? time for both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Hard decision.

Kraken, Hellhound, Apophis, Dark Valkyrie, Vampire. It could be anyone from my top 10 to be fair.

>>13001256
Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never have that gloomy, shy Xiongmao who sits next to you consult you on her manga
>They're all pornographic depictions of her domming you, or you domming the girls she doesn't like.
>You'll never convince her to work harder at it and eventually turn it into a profitable enterprise.
>You'll never end up selling porn with her, and help her manage her shop, "The Panda Image of Mystery"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001310
Don't go sucking clishe's dick too much bruh, that's how you catch the Miley Cyrus.

Do yo thang but make sure that "pet" aspect gets in there somewhere, otherwise it's just not the same, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001276
There are no pizzerias nearby or internet. You'll have to convince the local Dragoon and Wyvern couple to assist you there.

>>13001282
Yes, maybe, and if you want her to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Honestly, its easier to ask which my least five are.

I like 90% of MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001311
>Not posing nude for her to help her with her art, then teasing her when she gets distracted.

Don't you want her to become a better artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Holstaur, kikimora, dark priest, less mindbreaky succubi, and, uh... either mantis, dormouse or kitsune, I guess. that last spot is always difficult to fill, but dormouse is a new contender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001261
For some reason, I'm hearing the dragon in the dub voice for Integra from Hellsing. ...and I strangely approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001319
Eesh. Maybe I'm just not cut out to write it.
We'll see, then.

>>13001312
Where did you get the template for these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001295
You have to wear a prim and proper suit.
You must also prepare her favorite snack whenever she's in a bad mood, make meals at the proper times, clean up the place one room at a time, help scrub her in the bath, brush her hair, and give her a manicure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001332
Is Lewdness required, or just suggested?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001249
>Not preserving an echidna to repopulate the world with waifus
I have to say I can't blame you, but I wish you'd been more selfless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001284
>>13001310
>chill and loving stoner-jinko as a roommate

All of my want. Good luck and Godspeed, Gauf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001335
Her being lewd or just you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001340
Me. Although harassment on her part would not be unwelcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001329
I like the Abridged Version's voice more. Hnnngggg. Anything she commands, damn.

>>13001332
I shall try to enjoy the suit, I shall keep a ready stock of ingredients to make her favored treat on-demand, plan cook times to always have a meal ready for her three times a day, with desserts, get each room clean, one by one, day by day, gladly scrub ever nook and cranny in the bath, massage her scalp while brushing her hair, and do the same for her claws when tending to them.

Dear fuck I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
>Pharaoh
>Kunoichi
>Kejourou
Hasn't changed at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001342
Abridged voices in that series are all top tier, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001341
You have to be professional about it.
She'll occasionally asks you to wash her chest and privates for her and smile seductively while you do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001331
>Eesh. Maybe I'm just not cut out to write it.
>We'll see, then.

Be forewarned that this will be more "maledom" than femdom- I mean she is being tagged as the "pet jinko" after all. Again, the extent that she is sub depends on how well you can write in the scale; if you write 30% sub, best, do that. If you do 80% sub, do that.

you shouldn't shy away from challenges just because they seem daunting. Goodness knows we need more jinko storys of any time, dom and sub. If you really think that you can't put out a decent sub story of ANY percentage it'd be much better to just do yo thang, and go nuts with it.

Good luck and goodnight. I hope you eventually become socially and financially successful, and find someone who is both a lover and companion. Or just keep spending all your time on the internet, and have wonderfully lewd dreams of your waifu. Either or.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001353
*any type
* if you write 30% sub best, do that. If you do 80% sub best, do that.

I cannot into typing today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001332
>give her a manicure.
Has she seen my hands? I hope the fight wasn't over shit like this, because she's going to have to teach me what I'm even doing first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001359
To be fair, I can't either.

It's been a long day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001336
good point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001350
Will she make me wash her whole body with my tongue?

I'd want to feed my lazy Dragon Mistress the best snacks and spoil her, only for her to grow healthy. Not Fatpophis big, but a bit chubby. I then want her to punish me for not managing her sweets intake by making me wash her entire healthy body with her tongue. And in the certain areas she'll hold my head down towards them to make sure I clean them "Extra Thoroughly."

Is that situation possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001342
You like to serve, don't you?
You like the idea of waking up every morning and preparing her clothes, cooking her breakfast, and massaging her back while she eats, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001331
>Where did you get the template for these?
I modified a harem template.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001350
So course I'll be professional. While washing her, I'll make sure to tell her how lewd she is, making her cute little butler wash the most sensitive parts of her body, before hinting that I would rather use something other then a washcloth to clean those parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001366
Yes, yes I do. I also like the great shit >>13001365 is talkin', but that can come later. When Milady wills it to be.

I shall happily wait patiently for that day, tending to her every whim in the meanwhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001365
I love you fellow femdom bro. I love you. No homo. Unless you turn alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001353
Y-you too...

The plan, not to ramble on, is to have her be very insistent but almost entirely sub to MC's desires as long as he just FUCKS HER ALREADY because, well, she may be sapient and have a job but she's got the mindset of a housecat who isn't being petted properly.

It will almost certainly involve petplay and lapping up a saucer of 'milk'

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001365
>healthy ojou
If you want it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001365
You are my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001365
>>13001369
You two know what's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001370
Such a good butler.
At this rate she may even give you a "present"

[Anonymous No.]

>cleaning someone with your tongue
>cleaning anything with your tongue

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001384
>Not Knowing Wordplay

Come on Shirou, even you should get this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001387
It's still a disgusting thought that I know for a fact at least one person here has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001383
Any gift from my mistress would be much well received.

So kind of her, a nice place to live, wonderful sights to see, good food, good pay, and even a present for simple, happily given, dutiful service?

She is too kind.

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>>13001384
You just don't get it man. You just don't get it. Having such a powerful master who wants you to clean her entirely with your tongue, and all the while she could crush you like an ant. There's control in surrendering dominance~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001365
>Fatdom
I'm somewhat disgusted, but I encourage you to continue enjoying things that you enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001384
I wouldn't literally clean someone with my tongue, but if their parts were clean then I would definitely put it to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001365
That with a Dandere ryu,

Me serving the shrine as repayment for them giving me lodgings.

Then one day she'd ask me to wash her back, blushing profusely as she does.

Then when we get in the I could comment about how she is a soft looking little dragon, to which she will stutter that its my fault and ask me to take responsibility.

Although I would do yours equally well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001391
She gives you a neat pocket watch that adds style points and a hickey

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001401
I shall wear them both with pride.

How would she feel if I wore my suit in such a way as to always display the hickey, so long as it was visible on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001408
She'd encourage it, and ask you for another back rub while telling her a story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142
Lich
Anubis
Dragon
Baphomet
Dark Valkyrie

The angels and their fallen equivalents just keep on rising.

[Anonymous No.]

>came here to shitpost
>KC already did it for me with "everyone was a dude lol, alps everywhere"
Okay ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001416
Yea, it was a pretty interesting evening.

There was some good discussion amongst the storm.

That or I'm an optimist

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001414
>no Echidna
Get a load of this scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001414
You.
You are more my nigga than anybody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001412
And I would be happy to provide such for her, as ever, so long as I am able. And always with a smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001427
You continue to be my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001427
After years and years and years of service, would you drink the potion of youth that she offers you, which will make you young again and make you unaging so that you can be with her forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001434
It would be my utmost pleasure. Nothing would make me happier than to remain with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001439
You're pretty cool, buddy.

I now feel like doing a story like this.
I don't know if that's good or bad, but for once I'm motivated for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001444
Motivation is good.

If you do write such a story, I look forward to reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

> KC's answering more questions

Please let none of them be about alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001458
Thus far, one I found interesting was that Kitsune-Tsuki apparently give birth to more Kitsune-Tsuki, but may rarely birth true Kitsunes, or even Dog-Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994483
>All of my hype.
thanks for being so awesome. I've been waiting for this.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your daughteru has come down with chicken pox! How do you and your waifu handle it? Remember, no scratching!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001466
So... does that meant they birth another human girl and a spirit to possess it at the same time? How does that even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001458
>There's been 1000 years for the number of lilims to build up.

Whelp, it was nice knowing you Order. Best pack up your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001473
Maybe they're just born possessed? A fragment of the spirit united with their mother, perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001473
My guess is that it would be a spirit >>13001473
with a body already.

So a little of A and B

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001450
Even if I'm not good at writing? Like Captain or LDR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001475
>1000 years
Well, at least that puts the number of pre-DL monsters to the low hundreds, probably.

>>13001480
Motherfucker, I am a terrible writer but people read my stuff all the time. You can be bad as hell and still have people read your stuff; Tell you what, you write it and i WILL review it, criticise it, praise it, whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001480
You gotta start somewhere, anon. No one's a great writer right out of the gate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001434
So how does ojou-dragon deal with a perfect and exceptional butler who is always strictly professional?

He goes along with her every whim, even her questionable and sometimes downright sexual orders, all without the slightest hint of desire or lust.

He shows attachment to her, but only as his strong and noble mistress, never on a personal level. Admiration and loyalty, but no noticeable affection.

She grows frustrated and gives him increasingly ridiculous orders, hoping to break his professional facade, but he somehow always manages to fulfill them.

When she snaps and rapes him, he doesnt resist, but also doesn't seem to get any enjoyment out of it. When she apologizes, he tells her not to worry about it; his body belongs to her after all.

She begins assaulting him daily, hoping to get something out of him; anger, passion, enjoyment, sadness, something. He only smiles his professional smile and does his best to please, never showing a hint of lust or love.

This finally pushes her over the edge and she orders him to do something she knows he'll never so: kill himself. She manages to stop him, but not before he is badly wounded.

As he recovers, she investigates and discovers he was mind-broken by his experiences with his former employer.

What does she do?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this viewpoint so erotic and amazing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001480
You never know until your write.

I honestly didn't think I'd do very well but folks seem to like mine.

Besides, practice is the only way you get better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001493
Because you like being belittled.

Personally I find it intimidating and it just screams "run away from her"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001490
Time for some Healthy Ojou-Dragon Healing by using Tender Loving Femdom and Kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001488
>WILL review it, criticise it, praise it, whatever you want.
I'd prefer you didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001505
Do you not want to improve/be praised?
Okay then.

Just remember: Words on the page, edit it later. Someone WILL like it out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001480
Everyone starts somewhere anon.

Just write as you like, you'll be surprised how many people like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001458

Oh god he just did one about horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

丑鬼に目シールの目的は何ですか? — シールというかお札です。ウシオニの性欲を抑えているらしいです。抑えている状態であの性欲です。剥がすとヤバい！

>Ushi-Oni Eye Seal confirmed to suppress libido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001510
I know, I've written before.
Not very good stories, but some people liked them and mentioned my writefag name occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001518
What does it say?

恋人や夫婦なんですから、当然向かい合ってのセックスだってしたいじゃないですか。彼女達のそういう欲望からもう一つの女性器が産...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001478
>>13001477
But, I mean, Kitsune-tsuki are defined by being possessed humans. It's the first sentence of the profile. It's what they are. They're not like werewolves where they're a monster in their own right with the ability to turn other people. You can't just go and... nope, not even gonna think about it. I'm a duck and this is water off of my back.

Duck duck duck. Goose. When the hell do we get an asshole goose harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001524
She just sort of shits out a spirit.
Not a body or anything, just the spirit.
Makes giving birth very easy.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to tease my childhood friend lillim about the guy she secretly likes before i go out on my date with that CC jabberwock from down the street Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001533
>Platonic Relationship
>With a Lilim
What kind of being are you?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001534
The committed kind apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001533
>not dicking your childhood friend
Yes, that is very wrong. You should dick her before she rapes you unless that's what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001533
I'd a flat lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

What would the Dragon's butler do if he ended up fathering a child with his mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001534
One who knows how to fall in and out of semi abusive to outright codependent relationships on a fairly regular basis.
>>13001545
no the childhood friend is a CC as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001547
Probably force him to take responsibility, if he wants to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001545
>You will never have a flat lilim friend.

>She will never get teased about it by everyone but you.

>She will never blossom years later, getting "meager" C-cups and an ass that can't be beat.

>She will never ask to date you as you are the only one who never laughed at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001531
That'd be a kitsune-bi she's giving birth to then. There's just not a logical way to work around this one, is there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001547
I would do the only thing any responsible butler can do.

Take responsibility.
Though I would hope not to offend Mistress with a proposal from one of my station. Nonetheless, as I have not much else to spend on, all of the wages she has paid shall go into an engagement ring for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001553
>Ends up serving his mistess while taking care of the daughteru
>Daughteru grows up a bit and says she wants to be a main

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001547
He would do the honorable thing and raise his daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001562
>main
Maid

[Anonymous No.]

So how much did the first Echidna to birth a Hellpup hate it?

[Anonymous No.]

Well it is official, the seal on an Ushi-oni contains their sex drive, if she wears it, she is a normal calm person, if she takes it off she is a rape machine.
so if she has a seal, she is safe.
No seal, nice knowing you.
This means Ushi-oni get a seal when they reach puberty, and her husband can remove it

Source : Tweet with KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001569
She loved it.
Don't you love your daughterus? What kind of monster are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Just another day serving your Ojou-Sama Dragon mistress
>Right now she's watching some old Monster Movies on her Equally-Old CRT Television
>You're in the Kitchen, preparing her favorite dinner with the utmost care
>"Anon~..." She cries out in a tired sing-song voice
>Right on cue, you walk out to her in the attire she requested: A naked apron, while carrying a tray of freshly baked cookies
>They each have cute little smiles on them made out of chocolate chips
>You place the tray down as you grab a few and put them on a smaller plate
>You then place the plate on the small table, along with a glass of milk
>Chocolate, her favorite
>She stretches out, showing a small bit of chub on her stomach
>She's claimed this is from all the treats you give her, but she's already punished you for not making healthier treats
>She gives the cookies and milk a glance-over before nodding approvingly and beginning to munch on a few
>"Thank you Anon..." She says, her mouth full as she swallows the cookie
>She then seems to get a mischievous look on her eyes
>"Say Anon, aren't you a bit squeamish? You're not a fan of horror movies are you?"
>You admit that you're a bit faint-hearted, so horror films aren't exactly your cup of tea, which is why you'll leave her to her peace
>But not before she wraps her tail around your foot, dragging you onto her couch as she wraps her Big Meaty Claws around you
>"Oh, don't worry then Anon. Your big loving Mistress is right here, she'll protect you from any mean monsters that might try and gobble you up!"
>Still in your naked apron, you struggle futiley, red in your face "P-Please Mistress! This behavior is-is-!"
>Using one claw, she cups it over your mouth, silencing you, and pulling you to her body as she lays down using the other
>You quickly give up struggling, your strength barely phasing her
>You relax, laying on top of her soft body, her tall stature letting you rest right on her chest as she occasionally rubs her face in your hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001569
Well, if there's any credit to the whole "created by the gods" thing an echidna wouldn't necessarily have birthed one at all. Past that, she'd already have seen dragons and the like so she'd probably be used to dealing with unruly children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001523
He's saying something like,

>For married couples, it's natural to want to face each other during sex, but it's not possible with the rear pussy.

Also, I'm not 100% sure on this, but I think the second sentence is

>One pussy is for lust/desire while the other (the rear) one is used for birthing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001576
The only response I can give is "Muh Dick and Heart"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001579
Fuck.

Fuck everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001576
This went from being a butler to being just a sub.
I do not approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001576
But anon, nobody had CRT's but the military in the 1930's. And they didn't come into their own until the second world war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001574
>By using the mana of the Pharaoh, they can be the weapon of their masters, and support their use of magic.
Somebody ask KC for specifics. Like, whether or not Pharaohs are able to use them as swords or polearms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001574
>normal, calm person
Maybe for an Ushi-Oni....
That's still heads and shoulders above most other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001579
Yay, Frontgina confirmed!
Though you still need to fuck HORSE PUSSY to get her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001576
Seems cuddly.

>Naked Apron
If, perhaps, unprofessional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001579
I heard someone else muttering that there might have been something about them not developing it if they didn't want to?

Or was that just completely and utterly mistaken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001493
So is this jewelry part of her body or just decoration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001590
Why is it that best horse pussy girls don't have frontgina?

I can only extrapolate that frontgina is evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001597
Agreed.

I was hoping that there'd be an answer like "If the couple doesn't truly want it, it won't appear", but fuck it.

Guess it'll continue to be the one thing in the MGE I just continue to ignore in Muh Headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001600
Also, EMG canon.
No frontgina there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001584
>He doesn't know about /vr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001597
HORSE PUSSY
O
R
S
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001593
>>13001597
>>13001600
You know what, you might be right. The post I replied to was cut off at a pretty inconvenient spot. The last word is 'to be birthed' instead of 'birth'. So the second sentence would be more like

>If she has such a desire, another vagina will be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001574
>so if she has a seal, she is safe.
does this mean that the ushi-oni profile is wrong in nearly its entirety?
because the profile states that they're considered lustful even for monsters
also that they never ever get tired of having sex but thats another story

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001605
How does that even make sense? The post says the classic old Boris Karloff-era monster movies predate consumer CRT televisions. And that's correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001576
>She's claimed this is from all the treats you give her, but she's already punished you for not making healthier treats
But that's bullshit, chub comes from how much you eat, not how healthy it is. If anything she's getting fat because you feed her too much. You need to be punished again, for the correct misdeed this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001612
I'm going to cling to and believe in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001600
The frontgina only appears if there is a desire for it to appear. That's what I'm gleaning from the tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001614
I think "safe" is a relative term, anon. With the seal on, she's at least got more control over what she's doing. With it off? That's a sight you possibly don't want to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001614
KC does this stuff often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001621
well fuck that
i like one of the monsters actually being an unstoppable rapemonster

>>13001619
this seems more likely to be honest
she's doing it because she wants to not because her instincts demand it, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001614
>>13001621
The thing, I think that anon is wrong.

It says the seal is a seal on her libido. That it lessens it.

Lessens. Not removes.
ie. If she's super-rape train, when she's "Sealed", she might just be normal-rapey, rather than ultra-rapey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001630
okay that would make a decent amount of sense
but it seems very strange because the entire profile is just talking about how aggressively rapey she is that she would be a much less aggressive person
honestly i think the threadcanon thing is better here, with removing the seal just turning her rape onto overdrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001630
So when it's removed she becomes the Demon King of rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001636
Basically. That's my interpretation.

>With Seal
>Can pass in normal Monster Girl Rape-Culture

>Without Seal
>RUN FOR YOUR GODDAMN LIVES THE RAPE TRAIN COMETH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001597
I want to have a platonic friendship with a centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001641

So what's worse: Ushi Oni sans Seal or Tarrasque sans Husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001645
I'm not sure it matters.

Nothing will stand in their path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001641
So without it they turn into Milli Yorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001641
Okay, thank god. I was worrying KC had removed the most important conductor of the Rape Train from her throne.
Do we know how big they are compared to humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001653
>Do we know how big they are compared to humans?

Knigga, even with a normal human-sized upper half, she's the size of a Volkswagen beetle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001653
After the Cyclops, I've come to always assume that any human-girl looking parts are roughly human-sized.

That said, just based on proportions, Ushi-Oni looks like she'd be fairly large regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001653
Certainly taller.
Ushi Oni in myth were fairly large, larger than a man at least.
In some myths they were also water creatures, so the tactics of dodge rolling into water MGS3-style won't save your ass from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001654
Excellent.

>>13001655
Sandworm always gave me issues with that kind of perception.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm hitting it folks.

Today was certainly educational.

And I got my drive to write back!

Night all,

Don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001657
>dodge rolling into water MGS3-style won't save your ass
Instead it will lead to bestial underwater rape? Very lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001576
>After the VCR comes to an end, you note your Mistress has stopped sniffing your hair
>"Hey Anon, do you smell something... Burning?"
>Oh shoot, the dinner you were preparing!
>You leap from her claws, her no longer bothering to restrain him
>You run to the kitchen... But not before noticing somethings a bit... Off
>You look down and note that you're as naked as the day you were born
>You turn to your Mistress and see her twirling an apron, a Chesire smile on her face
>You'd beg her to stop being so unbecoming of her status, but right now you feel the burning ham is of higher importance
>You enter the kitchen and open the stove to see your worst fear: A charred black meat block
>You panic in your head as you try to figure out how to salvage this dinner
>After an hours-worth of work, you can hear your Mistress taking her seat at the Dinner table
>Oh dear, you're way behind, you haven't even set the table
>You quickly run out to her with several forks, napkins, and such, and quickly set the table in front of her, nervously stuttering and begging forgiveness for your slacking
>You note that her casual childish demeanor from earlier is replaced with a more serious expression looking down at you
>She's like that most of the time, it's certainly more natural than her mischievous side, so that calms you down a bit
>You quickly ask her what she wishes to drink as you rush into the Kitchen to fetch it
>Finally you bring her her plate and light the candles in front of her, as you stand to the side as she makes a silent prayer before eating
>You stand there nervously before, after she makes a few chews, asking her if it's OK
>She states that its fine, but she could've sworn that you said they were having Ham tonight
>You had prayed she had forgotten that, as you try to explain how you had messed up and accidentally burn the ham, and beg for your Mistress's forgiveness

[Anonymous No.]

I hope KC-senpai notices my questions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001665
Good night average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001667
This needs to be edited to either "the rapist" or "the rapiest."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001671
Night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001667
>bubbles rise to the surface every now and then
>when they pop a loud and girly scream can be heard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001669
I think he's done answering questions for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001667
Hm.
That image makes me wonder a very important question.
how would an Ushi-Oni daughteru invite her father to dick her?
When he's not busy with her mom, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001681
Probably not.

Alteast, not till puberty.

Hope the dad has a seal ready otherwise he is going to wake up with an ushi set to max rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001667
God I hate Ushi's

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001680

Yeah he seems to be taking the fact Twitter's being a shit about ask.fm posting his answers rather hard.

>>13001667

Maybe if we stare at a drawfag (or just .Less) long enough they'll draw us a proper Ushi version of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001685
He sleeps in an adamantium panic room with Barbra Streisand pictures taped outside of it.
Nobody can get into it or want to go near it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001680
Fuck.
I wanted to ask if Karakasa babies were born with their umbrellas or grown.
And also if Echidna gave birth to beastmen if those are born from eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001691
I wish Loen came back already.
I needs muh Kamilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001692
>>13001685
You'd think his wife would be better at defending him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001699
She's a heavy sleeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001699
The panic room is probably in part to give him protection from his wife. Gotta have somewhere to go on those red moons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001699
>Mommy cowspider skitters in with her huge cowtits home from work to find daddy locked in the panic room with the daughteru ramming the already slightly bent door
>Mommy rams daughteru with her bouncy tits, knocking her to the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001692

> Implying any of that can stop an Ushi

Trane's logo is an Ushi Oni for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001706
>spidercow fight
>daughteru knocks mommy's seal off
>now there's two of them ramming the panic room


>>13001702
But why would he need protection from his lovely and faithful wife?

[Anonymous No.]

So now that we know a seal makes an Ushi-oni calm, this would mean you have to keep a close eye on yer ushi-daughter and make sure she gets a seal when she hits puberty.
I wonder if they are expensive, and if maybe the state/government would subsidize them ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001672
Now she looks like she's being bullied, you meanie!

[Anonymous No.]

So CWC goes on trial tomorrow.

What Monster Girl would be the best Lawyer?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, you can remove the seal with out fear if you are her husband.

Now that is a nice touch.

Thanks KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001712
Apparently they grow them

Otherwise, given that Ushi blood converts people into monsters/incubi, that could be somewhat disastrous.

>>13001716
Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001711
>But why would he need protection from his lovely and faithful wife?
Just call it a man cave instead of a panic room, and then just still build it like a nuclear shelter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001716
Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001716
The best Oni. Would work out with and wipe the sweat from her eyebrows with my lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001718
>Ushi blood converts people into monsters/incubi
So lil' Ushi's first boyfried turns into an incubus the moment he deflowers her? That's at least a good way to avoid harming him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001574


also this

>>13001717

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001597
Does anyone else not realize the glaring flaw with centaur frontgina?

How in the hell is she gonna birth a baby centaur through a human vagina? Every centaur female with frontgina would bleed out to death during childbirth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001727
There was a big date as to how much blood is actually needed due to the odd wording in the profile, so maybe.
Also, maybe not.

[Anonymous No.]

So we know that some writefags and drawfags have MGs that represent them (less has and angel and Matri has a lilim) What about the rest?

What would moose have?

Nyan would have a dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001727
There was a big fight as to how much blood is actually needed due to the odd wording in the profile, so maybe.
Also, maybe not.

>>13001733
>moose
Dunno. Chimera, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001733
What would crayonfag be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001737
A crayon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001737
Lean-sidhe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001733
>Moose

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001733
Mine would have to be Junko because we're both homeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001745
She looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001733
No no no, Nyanon is a cat(girl, I guess) obviously.

One which "Devours" mouse-girls.

Not that anybody cares, but I'd use a Lich, thus the name.

[Anonymous No.]

So you're going to MGU and you are trying to get into a human fraternity. Do you go to the Ushi-Oni dorms on a seal raid, or do you give up and join Alp house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001745
Terrifying.

Cap would be a bald eagle harpy

[Anonymous No.]

So would an Ushi-Oni donning multiple curse seals be mellow to the point of not wanting sex at all?

And who actually makes those seals in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001751
>Seal Raid
This just seems like the definition of a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001751
Alp house.

Sounds like an easier time without worry of rape while I'm studying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001751
>Alp house
>"Yeah! Bong that beer with your ass you Alp!"
>Alps downing beer
>One of the Alps wears a fake pair of horns and spills her beer
>"B is for Beer!"
>A chair flies by her and smashes into a car with earth shaking force

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001751
I'm going to alp house. Fucking with ushis is just a bad idea. Who let them gather in one place, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001751
Can I just find the Wonderland Dorm and ask to hang out with the nice Jabberwock Senior? I don't want to break into dorms to panty raid, and Alps are awkward, weird and submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001751
I want to go to the Egypt Dorm to ask my sempai to help me study. And then ask her on a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001750
>Catgirl lewdly nibbling a mousegirl
Well, that's a thing to write but it's haram so I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001751
Ushi

Pain makes one strong

>>13001737
Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001760
I'd sneak into the Alp dorm after a party to rape all the passed-out Alps while wearing condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001764
The Jabberwock girl is already on a date with Jimmy and Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001767
Okay, wait. What if it was as part of a threesome and the cat is doing it to entice the dude? Would people flip out over that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001752
Why does Cap get brought up so much? He hasn't done anything since before the move to /jp/. He was good but we have a few other writers who are just as good even now. He's not as ancient and well known as someone like Bromont. Just odd. I mean you almost never hear anyone talk about Animal Crossing or Parked Buggy or others.

It just doesn't really seem relevant anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001745
>>13001749
>>13001752
At least it's a Hei mask for the anon part and not a Fawkes one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001760
That wurm gets around, for a while there she was Margette Thatcher and no one noticed.

Seriously, she is the master of disguise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001767
>not having her do it to punish a mouse who is good friends with the were-cat and her husband after she cheats at a game they are all playing

>Not gaing it end with a threesome and bigamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001773
>Bigamy
That sets people off too. Though, they seemed to like onee-spider lewdly teasing that angel girl. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001772
On one hand I'm jealous as fuck of Jimmy, but on the other hand I'm also incredibly proud. Living the dream.

Besides, surely there's more than one Jabberwock there right? If not I'm transferring out to another university, I'm not settling for a Vanilla Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001774
Baby's first writefag, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001781
They were all over the pharaoh and wight last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001774
Cap left us for boat sluts, but people don't want to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001780
>the game is mousetrap
Bueno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001786
I guess people are just against the idea of bigamy until they see the actual interactions leading up to it? This shall be useful information for the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001793
Whenever there are multiple routes, the story will always veer to harem end. This is like the number one rule of anything even semi-CYOA in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001774
>Bromont
He's what got me into writing.
Being able to bring smiles to numerous people touched me and made me want to try it as well.

>>13001784
Of course there's more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001793
It's harems that get folks up in arms, it's a "nobody wins" situation where the guys a timeshare.

Bigamy toned it down to relatively manageable levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001803
And yet, >>13001796 is absolutely correct. As a group we will always go for the harem, even when it's a bad idea, but a few vocal individuals hate the idea to no end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001781
>Spoiler
After all the devotion and such displayed to the otouto previously, it came off as rather jarring to be perfectly honest. I didn't much care for it.

>>13001786
This, on the other hand, I did care for. Very much so.

It all comes down to circumstance and context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001808
>>13001793
>>13001786
I wonder what it was about that particular story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001807
I've always figured it's because no one wants to say no and break a girls heart.

It also helps that the MCs have endless stamina. I personally prefer bigamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001812
I think it was probably that, leading up to their "Private Show", the Pharaoh and the Wight both seemed very friendly with each other. They were on the same page, knew what they both wanted, and were both amicable to the idea of acquiring it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001812
Probably because the two girls were friends, if I remember correctly, before hand instead of rivals

This ment they were comfortable with each other even without the mc and just became closer with him


They weren't constantly fighting each other for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001823
They were rivals, but amicable ones. They originally competed with each other for him, but when they got a "Draw" in a bet, rather than just wait till next time, they talked it out with each other, got a bit friendlier, and pursued him together instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! A Doppleganger turns into a female version of yourself and attempts to proactively date you!

Are you attractive enough as a girl to want to fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
Fuck yeah I am. Old people mistake me for a girl all the time.
I wish I were kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
>Doppelganger
>Turning into me
>Implying I'm some kinda narcissist
>Implying I don't hate myself

But putting MGE aside, still no.
I can only imagine a female me looking either extremely ugly, in which case ew no.
Or like one of my fairly attractive cousins, in which case ew no incest no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001808
>After all the devotion and such displayed to the otouto previously, it came off as rather jarring to be perfectly honest. I didn't much care for it.
My bad. I just wanted to try something I hadn't experimented with before. So you think it lay too far out of her character? I wanted to try giving her a bit of a predatory streak. Guess it was too forced, I'll revise it at some point, later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001828
A fairly difficult bet too.
God damn it's hard to actually 'tie' in golf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
I'd be a little chubby, but I'd do me without too much fuss. I'd probably tease the shit out of myself though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
I'm attractive enough as a male to fuck. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
I have a sister who gets mistaken for a fraternal twin with me.

No, I do not want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
PFFFFFFT

Oh holy shit anon, my sides are in another dimension!

There is no way a female me would look anything other than the ugliest thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
I sure would.

>selfcest
There isn't enough of it on sad panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001835
Eh, you reeled it in towards the end, and I can see the predatory streak, but yeah, did come across as too forced, if just a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001833
Cut your hair hippie.
>>13001829
>I would chose a doppleganger of myself over another monstergirl
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001774
One of the first and left an unfinished story.

What new ones should have one though?

Also, Bromont is a hatter.

Only thing I can see outside of JoJo characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001835
Little out of character in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001849
bromont as a hatter that's genderbent speedwagon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001848
>Cut your hair hippie
I was told to "go get a haircut or buy a guitar" by a guy in a passing car once. That was pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001856
Well, that was fast

And accurate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001846
>>13001852
Eh, I guess that's what I get for throwing in completely new traits in an already pretty established character. Thanks for letting me know. I can either pretend it never happened or rewrite parts to either make her seem less predatory, or hint at it further in, so it comes as less of a shock. But I'm doing another thing now, so It'll probably be a bit before I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
>Are you attractive enough as a girl to want to fuck?

Probably not

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001849
>>13001856
He acts more like a JoJo Hatter that runs a chocolate factory full of twists and traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001866
But not the Johnny Depp version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001864
Tbh the kiss is what seemed off the most. The rest of it was alright

[Anonymous No.]

BANE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001869
Gene Wilder version is best.

You'd fuck the haughtyness out of a Dragon, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001877
But I like them haughty. At least in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001875
Would you a big girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001882
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001882
For me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
>Tall
>Muscular and just slightly healthy
>Enormous mass of wild, black sex hair
>Big hazel eyes
>Amazing hips, ass, and thighs
>Probably equally amazing tits

I have transcended waifudom, anons
I have become own waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Wilmarina a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001874
Yeah, now that you mention it, she isn't really the type to do something that intimate with some one she'd only just met, instinct or otherwise. Awesome, I probably won't go back and repost the greentexts, but before the next time I continue it, I'll definitely try and rework that part in the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001888
Narcissus please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001889
Another garage kit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001877
What mah nigga right here said >>13001880
Behind closed doors though, tender lovin' all the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001882
That shota gunna get tender lovin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001889
>>13001893

Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wander into an Oni lair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001893
Yup. Goin' on sale in less than a week now...
http://www.e2046.com/product/22499 Wishlist on the following site if you want to ever have hopes of owning one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001902
Then they'll escort you home because someone like you could get lost so far away from home

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001888
>>13001891
Wait I almost forgot, I've got a little black mole under the outside corner of my eye too. So she has a beauty mark.

Jesus, she's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001902
>Uh-oh, he walked in on us when we were changing, what do we do?
>Just act tough! He's more scared of us than we are of him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001822
Agreed.
also the wight masturbating to MC was way too hot for me to hate it.

Why are there so few stories with monsters masturbating to men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001912
>oni that's scared of men
Kind of want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001897
>>13001880
A little boring, but alright I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001911
Joke's on you, my beauty mark is on my chin, to the left.
We're just bloody perfect, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001921
I have a confession to make.
I once played along with a thread where we were supposed to make a r63 version of ourselves in one of those browser 'build an anime girl' things.
Mine was the hottest bitch in that thread.
I stripped her and molested her to orgasm with my mouse several times afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001931
>molesting your own clone
Disgusting!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Kept you waiting huh?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001937
But she was asking for it, anon! She looked like faceless old man ntr bait!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001940
No Jack Bauer, you did not. You still are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001903
>Assembly required
Well that's not so b-
>Painting required
Welp. I don't even know what the gathering version is, would you mind providing a quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001944
Very good question there.

Gathering is their pre-built, pre-painted service.
If enough "Gathering" interest is shown in a product, they'll set up a separate sales page for the pre-made, fully-painted version.

So yeah, hit "Wishlist for Gathering".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001698
maybe Rance X will be released before Loen returns and you'll get some more cgs with them thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12994366

God I think dragons are beautiful.

There's just something about all of that power in such a beautiful form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001903
But how much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001950
X will be released in 2017 though.
That is in 2 YEARS.
And chances are Kamilla will be killed by Kayblis, again if you don't rape her first, and Hornet will be raped by him and 150,000 other monsters, again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001960
>2017
So we won't actually be getting it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001965
No. Because the MGs will be invading then. Hope you like elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001969
I do, I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001965
We'll get it, it just won't be translated in our lifetimes.
Fuck, Quest/Magnum is only at 20-30% after a few years of translating and 9 is unknown because the translator hates /haniho/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001698
Me too, i still need to pay him.

I hope it's nothing too serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001960
Her chances of survival are pretty much nil. And she won't even get a dignified death alongside her husbando given he got killed already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001902
Judging by the artist, I think they're going to sit on your face next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001977
She'll probably either get killed by Kayblis after he sperges out just like in KR, raped by Rance a second time, or raped and mind-broken by Kayblis and his eight tentacle penises.
I'm still hoping for her being a recruitable character in X, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001981
This pleases me. No matter what Britannia says, face-sitting is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
>Implying my doppelganger won't immediately commit suicide
The poor thing. It's probably from the comically low esteem

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001982
He already sperged out at her and destroyed her wings.

Kayblis does not treat his waifu well

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, didn't ghouls have mega long tongues? I could have sworn that they did, but the MGE profile doesn't mention it. Was I wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001991
Yes. You want long tongues, you go for Shiteater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001829
It doesn't really matter, i'm not into 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001995
Shit, I was under the impression that they had long tongues for the longest time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001990
Kayblis is pretty pathetic and abusive.
Kamilla should go for Rance just to spite him, since she has stated multiple times she hates his guts.
What do you think of the "not lesbian" angel/demon twins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001947
Well that's done. Prepainted looks a lot more expensive, but hitting the wishlist button doesn't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002000
They could have if you willed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002001
Seizel and Hawzel?

I like them but their old designs were better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002018
Yeah, their old designs were much better.
What were they thinking in 6 for their design and Hornet's new concept design?
Twintails do NOT fit her image whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001142

Kejourou
Kraken
Holstaurus
Yeti
Shirohebi

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay. Dune, Spec-Ops and the new vote on the blog have deemed it necessary that I write about the Desert.
Then I remembered a guy who asked for a story about elementals, like an Undine.
So here's both in one! And a Slime!
AND a reboot of an old story from a completely different angle.
It's also super short, like every update I make nowadays.

http://pastebin.com/j1JGTppa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002035
Don't worry about Hornet. Given that they changed Satella in between VI and Quest it's not permanent.

Seizel and Hawzel should have kept their proper wings. Too cosplay now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002045
I hope you're right.

They also looked better with longer hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002038
Read it you punks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002038
>two sentences in
>"very few people" twice in the same sentence
Apl, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002067
Just finished. No glaring miswording or anything. I thought the "Ahaha" was a little cheesy. I do love me some slimes though so thanks for the slime love. They don't make it into many stories and yet they're so versatile you would think they would appear more often. It was very short so I would like another update. All in all I would like to see where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002079
That's just because I forgot to add the "likewise". Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002085
You will. But I just keep getting distracted when I'm writing and I can't get any proper updates done.
Used to be I wrote 10 pages on Word a week for every update. It's sad, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002067
Calm your tits, anon. Nobody is required to read your work and to request readers 4 posts after you host it makes you look thirsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002095
Don't break yourself for our sake. Write when your comfortable. More quality work comes from being in the right mood and inspired to do the writing. I always enjoy your writing so keep it up, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002102
You're comfortable not your. Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002098
I only posted that because I was supposed to put up the dancing Sandworm with the original post.
>>13002102
>Write when your comfortable. More quality work comes from being in the right mood and inspired to do the writing
But that's hardly ever!

[Anonymous No.]

An enemy force of 3300 black knights siege your fortress.
Most of your army is dead, and only an alcoholic halberd wielding mercenary, a young Dragon girl who refuses to listen to order 70% of the time, a Kitsune assassin who has severe ADD, a Dragoon and his injured Wyvern waifu who can't fly at the moment, an Oni berserker, a masterful but narcoleptic Succubus strategist with an eyepatch, and 500 hungry soldiers.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002111
ponder why I haven't used any of my magic yet and let my forces be decimated before unleashing loads of magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002111

I finally suck up my pride and tell my lilim waifu that she was right: I suck at wargames. Then she ends the little simulation in her pocket realm and we go back to cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002107
>But that's hardly ever!
Well I guess you can get by with habitually writing. It's good practice to get stuff out regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002111
>black knights
Each and every one of them has too big an ego to cooperate. They'll beat each other before they breach my walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002045
>>13002060
forget them
Feliss is the best monster girl in the Rance games (Kraken from Galzoo is the best Alicesoft monster girl) and the cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002111

Unleash my wurm waifu, who I normally keep out of battles because she causes a whirlwind of destruction so powerful it's classified as a natural disaster, and is indiscriminate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002119
>Felliss
While I do like her she isn't the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002111
Splash the mercenary and the Succubus with water, and tell them to both get their shit together. Come up with a plan of attack with the two of them, making sure that the mercenary and I both memorize every detail in case she zonks out in the middle of it all. Plan will likely include the Oni Berserker charging ahead, backed up by the majority of the army.

Then, have the kitsune make a strike at the enemy command to disrupt the flow of their army. Send the Dragoon and his Wyvern waifu with her. Injured or not, her transformation alone is a valuable asset to aiding their escape, and the two of them can keep the assassin on-track.

Lastly confess my love to the Dragon to at least get it off my chest, while also hoping that the confession will move her to help go along with the plans at least a LITTLE bit more than normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002111
Wait until nightfall when they have a hard time seeing. Tell the dragon to burn the enemy camp and their siege machinery. She's basically bulletproof and all dragons are arsonists so it should be a piece of cake.

Don't see why until it took until most of the army died before braindead MC thought of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002135
>Don't see why until it took until most of the army died before braindead MC thought of this.
Because he and his army were getting their shit pushed in by knights with a superior mage unit and better fighters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002135
Roll 1d10, if you get 8 or higher the dragon listens to you. Otherwise, think of another plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002152
Don't you give me that 30% unmodified across the board. Telling a dragon to burn shit down is like handing a fat man a snickers and telling him to enjoy it. The biggest fuckup would be telling her before nighttime where she might just decide to go and do the burninating now. That's why you wait until its dark.

>>13002149
>now they have mages, and it's not all knights
Changing the scenario after the fact is not kosher, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002161
Not them but what if 70% of the time she won't wait and 30% of the time she'll go with your plan. Is that a fair compromise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002161
It was never said that they were all pure physical knights.
Some could be magic knights or mystic knights or ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002168
>Dis knigga has never GM'd or DM'd
Considering how much dragons love to burn shit, the target number would stay the same as an 8, but a modifier would be added to the roll, like 1d10+5 or something.

And she has to wait if you don't tell her the plan until you need here to go. That's the trick.

I can't be the only grognard that learned how this stuff works over the years in here. This thread is like half /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

Wan wan~

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002171
If they have a boatload of magic and you just have a few monster misfits and militia, they wouldn't be having a classic siege anyway. Guy would have gotten steamrolled from the get-go.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a monster girl to push me down, grab my hair, and violently love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002178
Fair enough but I'm not from /tg/. I was originally from /a/. Is there much crossover from /a/ and /tg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002185

Yes. Well, most boards have a little /a/ in one way or another really even if it's not talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002182
Makes sense.
Then again, this could be all they have left after the steamrolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz
>Ghoul

Anon steals to fill his belly, gets caught, becomes a "slave." The story of how he meets the Ghoul starts from here. Just a little premise I thought up not too long ago. This doesn't really have any plotline. After they settle in together, it'll just be bits of SoL shenanigans, so it's not like I have a proper outline for this story, nor will it likely have one. I'll just update here and there. Well, whatever. I hope you enjoy it. As always, criticisms and feedback is more than welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002193
First thing that caught my scrutiny was the birds. Are they blackbirds or crows, or some abominations that change from one to the other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002195
>neither of which quoth anything
Or are they ravens now?
On the same line (8) it says
>muster the never
Nerve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002195
>blackbirds or crows
I-I thought they were the same thing? And rather than specifically ravens I was just trying to set the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002200
>the same thing
They don't even look the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002201
Yeah maybe I should do some research before I use terms I don't understand. I thought that a blackbird was literally just a bird that was black, regardless of actual species. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Pigu from Rance count as a monster girl?
She has more monstrous qualities than a Pharaoh or Witch, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001120
One thread back some guy starts asking if it's possible to alp into other monstergirl.
This one, some guy starts doing machine translations, and chooses questions regarding shotas into alices, transexual pharaohs and other alp fuckery. This was planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002205
Blackbirds sing beautifully. Do you live in some metropolis where no life can endure?
Also, on line 42
>The smell both fear and arousal
They.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002210
No, I guess I've just never heard their call. Or if I had, I'd never equated it to the bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002214
Then time to learn. There's one living withing ten meters of my house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3yAR4_xr9g

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002205
Line 64: You try not to try over yourself
Not sure what that's supposed to mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002216
Probably "trip over yourself"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002219
That makes sense. I just couldn't make it out at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002216
Ah, that's trip.

>>13002215
That's nice, but they aren't calls I hear too often. Not since I moved back to the city at any rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002193
Okay, all in all I'm thinking it's a nice setup. But how much mileage can you get out of it?
And more importantly, will they ever go to a MetalMorphosis concert and get to the backstage because the family is TZICHING rich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002215
To be fair, most of the backbirds down here are redwings. But the other guys are easy to compare to them in how completely different they are. The crows and grackles are common and you get ravens further to the east once you get out of the range of the turkey vulture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3QicOAiBXk

I can't recall ever seeing a vanilla blackbird. Your point is still 100% on the money, just saying that the common boys aren't always everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002230
Cheers. As for mileage, the was this thing is structured in my mind is that lit's less of an actual story where you have a proper plot or anything, and more of a linear series of smaller slice of life events. So, so long as I can continue thinking of things to write about, it's not like it has to have any particular end in sight. And yeah, Writing about concerts in MGC is something I want to do. The last few I've been to have been like 20 dudes to every chick. Playing with the idea of a concert where that dynamic is basically reversed would be interesting, not that I really know how it would likely turn out at this point in time. You know, other than lewd.

What kind of metal was MetalMorphosis again? It was power, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Through some strange events in an overall bizarre story, you end up married to the Dragon Queen.
Now you're considered their king, and they will now obey your every command.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002234
Power, yes.
>Real music is about deals with the Devil, and faraway lands. And for some reason smoke in relation to water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002238
Go my minions. Go and conquer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002244
>Your new loyal minions go out and conquer the world
>In less than a month you are now king of the world through your faithful follower's good work
>You sit upon your throne, with your arm wrapped around your queen, and look down upon the world with a brutal and savage grin

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002254
Oh, my megalomania likes that. You're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002238
Conquer King Grump Alp's lands and make him/her/it the personal maid of my waifu and myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002259
Of course, now that you're king of the world there isn't much left to do.
Other than conquer other worlds...

[Anonymous No.]

I just saw a thread full of girls talking about which MG they want to be and how they want to dominate men.
For some reason it made me really angry, i'm really into femdom but the thought of some 3DPD being put into the body of something i like and trying to control me, made me want to vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002264
Look man, if you're just going to drop that line of conversation in here, you gotta include a link. It's not cool to fish for people to ask about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002264
I'd love it. And you dare call yourself a pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002270
It's 4+4ch dot net and then /fem/res/23886.html#23886

There's a spam filter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002264
>I just saw a thread full of girls talking about which MG
Where? On tumbrl or facebook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000559
>http://pastebin.com/dzeDg6yF
I look forward to its continuation

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002264
>I'm really into femdom
>But being dommed makes me angry
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002264
Because disgusting 3DPD human females don't love you, they love your money and your social status. Thus you got angry because they defiled the purity of 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002284
being dominated by a 3D makes me angry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002285
Agreed. 3D are just a bunch of gold diggers.

[Anonymous No.]

MGK time despite hearing some troubling as fuck news for me.

You have 4 actions today, and the regular girls to choose from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002286
Well then you're not a sub at all.
>>13002297
>troubling as fuck news
I use my first action to ask you what's up doc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002297
Ryu
ryu
RyU
RYU

Hope everything is alright man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002310
>what's up doc
I'll make it short and simple as I can.
My mother doesn't have long left to live and may die in the middle of the night or within the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002315
That really sucks, man. You have my sympathies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002286
then I don't think you're into femdom, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002274
That place feels like a bizarro/mgt/. No shitposting, good greentexts, talking about fetishes and no sperging over certain ones being mentioned. I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002319
>>13002310
How so? I can only really get off to 2D femdom but 3D femdom or anything makes me flaccid, it's so insincere

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002318
You don't have to be nice, but thank you.

I'm going to try and write a bit for now and settle down with the help of my Dutch friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002324
>I don't like real femdom
Yes, that's what I said. You're not a real sub. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002323
Quality tends to be better when the shitheads and the chucklefucks are asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the shillposters to go back where they came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002330
It's been getting worse lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001778
>Hei mask
It's missing the lightning bolt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002331
>shillposters
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002332
I have to agree. Used to be we'd have shitstorms between 5-7 pm and 9-11 pm EST. Yesterday it started at 3 and ended at midnight. I usually find something to do like read or watch anime during that time period. Not much you can do about trolls and shitposters except ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002335
I actually attempted an edit when the image was first posted by less. Never bothered posting it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002340
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002343
>Hisoka
Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002343
>You will never be stalked through the woods by a moosegirl to the tune of Dive into the 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002285
>they love your money and your social status.
And you implying you will love grill just for her character? You will marry 400 lbs ugly as atomic war girl?
Nope, you won't.
Grill seek men with money and status, to ensure safety and prosperity of their offspring.
Men do the same only with beauty and other shit.
It's completely normal. It's RULLLESS OF NAATUUUREEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002352
>And you implying
No, that's you putting words in my mouth.
The difference between them and me is that at least I'm honest about what I want and don't lie to people for benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002362
Then you're a freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002363
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002364
You're different from the norm.
That makes you a freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002264
>girls
>on the internet
Ahahaha
I bet it's bunch of alp shitposting. Especially since alps can transform in any monster canonically

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002367
Well if that is the norm then I guess you're right.
That's why I'll just stick to 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002373
Nothing wrong with that or being a freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002362
It means you are a beta faggot
There is nothing wrong with lying or killing people to get what you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002372
http://strawpoll.me/3266160/r

That the results from that board's gender poll. It's overwhelmingly men. I doubt there's that many women on the board at all let alone into monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002375
I never said there's anything wrong with any of that, I just said that I myself am not like that and would never change to fit someone else's idea of what I should be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002372
>Especially since alps can transform in any monster canonically

>Telling lies on the internet
They succubize. The original monsters who were all transformed to females are not alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001720
Wouldn't she be a judge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001733

What's with this draw/writefag mgsona stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

You Dragon daughteru wraps her arms around your neck and says she wants to fly you around even though she's too small to do so.
How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002384
By asking NASA to strap a solid-fuel rocket booster to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002384
I cut off limbs until i'm light enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002386
>Flying through space with your daughteru
>Traveling to distant planets and worlds with your daughteru
>Your waifu puffs her cheeks while sitting at an empty dinner table covered in recently made food
>She mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002392
Now THAT'S dedication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002384
I tell her go away because MGs are not real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002384
Throw her off a cliff then jump after her, she will carry me to safety or he will lose here father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002403
You go away Marche. Your opinions are terrible and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002403
Yea right, if monster girls weren't real could i do, THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002405
>Lich respawns you
>Takes 30% of your waifu's gold
>Waifu hate fucks you later

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002411
What if she hoards platinum instead of gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002416
Then she takes 30% of it.
It's like Rune Factory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002407
Marche did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck, /jp/ is extra slow today.
Why are Oni so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002439
Oni a shit
/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002439
While not my favorite, Oni are pretty nice. I want to wrestle with one until she pins me. Then she'll ride me like a farm animal until we're both sticky with sweat and other bodily fluids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002408
So I got to thinking about a kitsune bushing her tails up into a ball she rolls around in, crushing all in her path... But then I got sidetracked and starting thinking about how a Kitsune could use her tails to imitate all of the Unite Morphs from Wonderful 101.

I now kind of want to see that idea made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002439
They're alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001882
As long as there is no vore, I'll hit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002453
>those muscles
muh dick

>>13002447
What's the matter, anon? Can't handle a good ol' game of grab-ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001902
What if the kid is blind? That would be an interesting story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001902
>Zinger
I like femdom and /ss/, but his shit irritates me for whatever reason.

[swiss Momo No.]

>>13001458
I-I'm sorry, kinda, but there was another older question regarding alps

it should be possible for them to turn into other variations of the succubus-family, such as dark priests, amazones, kunoichi and nereids (I think?) under the right circumstances. It should also be possible for them to turn into lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001655
Likewise, though I generally assume that some species like amazons/jinko/werewolves are taller than men the way most men are taller than women for role-reversal purposes. I also usually assume onis/ogres/minotaurs etc. are huge because mythology; around half as tall again as a man seems like an appropriate scale there, with maybe twice as tall being an extreme limit.

>you will never have a thugdere red oni gf who is super-protective of you because she has an inferiority complex over being a 7' womanlet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002467
Pls no.

>lich
Shouldn't, like, anyone be capable of turning into a Lich given how it mythologically works?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002467
Any monster can turn into a Lich, dummy.
>No undead dragon lich ojou to serve and work for as a butler

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002471
>Dracolich
Top tier choice, anon.


>>13002469
Agreed, though some monsters need to be clearly even bigger (Ushi-Oni, Sandworm, some Arachne species, etc.)

What monsters would be about as tall as the average human man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002467
Need more alps
Alps are the most OP monster in MGE
They can transform in whatever they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002473
Kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002473
>Literal Pool of Radience art

You are now my knigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002474
>They can transform in whatever they want
Stop pushing your shitty headcanon as fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002479
They can transform into liliraune, any succubus family (which are like 30% of all mgs), lich, slime carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002475
Wouldn't that make them rather tall for the human women they walk among?


>>13002484
Also Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002484
>>13002485

Except it's just succubus family and the one undead that anyone can be

liliraune, slime carrier, Ushi, roper, matango and all that other stuff are transformations to human women

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002485
They'd obviously range from petite to just as tall as the average man.
Wouldn't you want to defile a petite Kitsune? To feel her tiny and supple body? To ram into her as she means cutely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002490
>means
I meant moans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001835
It certainly lent her a more visible predatory streak which was very welcome, but it could use tuning. I could easily see a character like her seeking to build a harem for her otouto with her firmly in place as the rapespider head of house, getting off on subordinating her conquests beneath Darling Husbando as much as on perving over them herself; in the story at present though it did feel more like she was neglecting her boyfriend while she acquired the angel girl for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002490
Small kitsunes are a miracle of the universe.
You should treasure them and treat them with care.

[Anonymous No.]

I just burned a bunch of refugees with white phosphorous. Why do I have the feeling it's all downhill from here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002508
>Fondling their perky breasts
>Groping their nice ass
>Getting things off the top shelf for her because she can't reach them
>Carrying her petite body princess style
>The look on her face when the kids are taller than her thanks to my genes
Truly the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002315
I suggest spending a little time with her every day you can. If you can't (say, if you're not near where she lives), then try calling or skyping her if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002512
Oh shit i need to finish that, i was almost done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002518
>Stop the ride, I want to get off!
>No Walker, you are the ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002516
She can't respond due to breathing problems she acquired recently. She's also asleep most of the time, doesn't have a skype, and her tumor developed to the point where she became very hysterical before this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001803
Harem endings are fine in themselves, its just they're frequently badly written which creates the "nobody wins" scenario. So long as all the members of the harem love each other you can avoid the timeshare problem, but since most writers only focus on the girls lusting after the MC that often isn't the case. Writing a story where the MC is the catalyst by which the characters find each other rather than the sole object of desire is harder to do as it requires developing all parties as more complete characters.

Another common error in shitty harem stories is where the group grows by yet another girl falling for the MC's almighty charisma, versus the more real poly route of a close friend of the group developing affection for the dynamic as a whole, growing closer more organically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002524
To be fair, the discussed story DID have MC as the main object of affections, they were just developed as friends/rivals beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001882
I do love spelunking

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002531
But anon, it stinks in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002523
Well, fuck. I'm very sorry.

I hope she goes out peacefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001574
ehh i'd take it off so I could see her beautiful face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002537
I hope so too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002524
What the hell are you smoking buddy? The more real poly route is the timeshare and usually goes more like this.

1.Guy gets first wife, may or may not love her, may be political
2.Guy gets second wife for any number of reasons, political, falls in love for real, his old wife is wrinkly and he wants some tight young thing, etc.
3.Girls come up with their own dynamic and pecking order, usually with the first wife in a matron role
4.Girls settle for being taken care of and pursuing their own interests when not in timeshare

And the closest they usually get is like sisters if they get along really well. You make it sound like that bullshit fantasy thing Bob tried to pull in his most infamous story. Even the rare people who attempt that usually wind up with one real couple plus a pet/sex friend.

Honestly it would be more refreshing to see a real harem dynamic, since nobody really seems to have done that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002544
>Wurm and Ryu going shopping together while Dragon gets her turn with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002512
There is nothing wrong with killing a bunch of sandniggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002548
>Wurm and Ryu going shopping
Now how would that work out?
>>13002553
/pol/ please go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002556
>Now how would that work out?

Ryu makes Wurm carry the bags. In exchange buys her icecream on the way home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002556
It'd be a girl's day out.
They shop for cute cups and dresses, eat at their favorite restaurant, go to Piestrongs to bring back an extra extra extra large pizza back for Anon, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002561
>"Hey Mom! Buy me that!"
>"I'm not Mom, I'm younger than you!"
>brief moment of silence while Wurm processes new data
>"Little Sister, buy me that!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002569
>"I want that, that, and THAT!"
>"You only get one."
>"B-But that Werepup got four!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002193
Penny where's muh rusalka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002111
>Implying I'm not leading the black knight army with my Dark Valkyrie waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002581
>Being the commander
Hold on, let me get my musket unit with a working bee item...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002586
Is your musket unit armed with beebee guns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002574
>"And she's as chubby as a P'Orc in a confectionary. Besides, you'll spoil your dinner."
>"No I won't!"
>"Fine, but when you pass out with sugar crash later, I'm taking your time with hubby."
>"How about two?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002592
Charon I swear to god...
You did get the Sengoku Rance reference, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002596
Yes but I couldn't come up with a relevant joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002586
>bee item
Hornets!.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002598
Could have made a joke involving "the strongest" musket unit like /haniho/ does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002604
>/haniho/
Don't bee so square.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002605
What's so square about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002467
I hope you get hit by a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002607
T-the guy from Sengoku Rance who made the muskets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002603
>Hornet
Why bring up the best Demon/Dark Lord who's a million times better than that baggy slut Kamilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002610
He was polygonal.
Not very sharp, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002467
>Dark Priest

Well, I guess that guy who hated my waifu was right. And now I have no reason to stay here. See you fuckers, it was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002618
I'm sorry. I'm not good at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002623
Of course you aren't.
You didn't even notice the joke reference to when Rance pointed out Tanegashima's sharp edges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002620
Later, faggot.
Your waifu a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002630
I'll just quietly sit in the corner until I have an update. Which won't be long now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002638
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002642
Wurm Wrangler

What, did you expect something good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002645
Oh ALP.
Should have know from the Kayblis-esque stuttering.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if want to be dommed by any genderbent monstergirl, you are a bigger faggot than the whole Pride Parade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002650
Well, seeing as it was over a thousand years ago your chances of running into an actual genderbent monster are pretty fucking slim.
Watch out for really, really ancient dragons and Vampires and you should be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002649
Others do it more than me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002593
I'd a chubby wurm.

Want to blow raspberries on her belly as she squeals and wiggles in delight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002658
No they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002662
Yes they actually do. I would know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002661
>attack the Wurm's weak point for massive damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002654
Dude, if alps can become anything, no monstergirl is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002664
Nuh Uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002671
>if alps can become anything
Citation fucking needed.
So far, I see a POSSIBILITY, FROM TWITTER which I wouldn't consider the highest source seeing as it's a shitty one off 'you can do what you want' handwave from KC, that alps can, in EXTREMELY RARE CIRCUMSTANCES, transform to other member of the succubus family, who are 90% shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002678

Dude, it's just the same piece of bait from up here. >>13002474

All you have to do is follow that reply chain down and see he's either trolling or pushing his headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002678
>90%

Who are the last 10% good ones?

But no, seriously, these guys have fucked us all. What's stopping someone who lives in a bright green demon realm from alping into a Holst, since that faggot said that alping is treated more like a verb than a reference to the actual monster?

[Anonymous No.]

Right then. Finished the Wurm Wrangler Desert Region Special in an extremely half-assed way but at least its over now and I can stop fretting over it. New from line 278.

http://pastebin.com/tZz9uBme

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002678
I blame that "My alp is a Jabberwocky" greentext

>>13002704
They alp into a succubus bonehead. The monster is a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002710
You mean into an alp, but, say there was a guy who incubized in a bright green demon realm, he is showered in Holst DE, then he incubizes, but he destroys his SE production, and get overwhelmed by the beastman energy in the realm, alping into a Holst, it's not unthinkable. now. Curse KC and swiss momo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002710
That alp thing was from robot devil.

I think it's more the "From KC's twitter" thing despite no one being able to find it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002704
Kejourou are objectively not shit.

Kunoichi a fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002720
>alping into a holst
That's not how the alp process works, mate. DE changes like that only happen to human women, human men alp when their love for the dick grows too great. Alps pass through three stages and become succubi no matter their environs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002720
SE can't be overwhelmed as long as it is still produced. DE is a catalyst. That means it increases SE production without being consumed itself. The only way people alp is if they crave the dick. And holsts have shit levels of DE. KC said you'd have to bang one for decades to maybe incubize and that's not even guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002732
>Kunoichi
You mean the half assed MGs KC thought of at 4 in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002726
>despite no one being able to find it
Sounds like baseless rumor

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002745
Still better than succubus.

And one out of eight for Kejourou is actually better than 10% of the succubus family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002745
Eh, it's no more or less creative than the other human myths with "now a succubus" stapled onto its back.

For that matter he doesn't really "create" any of this, they all exist in wikipedia mythology already, he just makes them more uguu and filtered through MGE-world language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002512

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT GOD DAMMIT

YOU TURNED US INTO FUCKING KILLERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002781
Welcome to Dubai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002787

>Only one ammo pouch
>No tacvest
>No ear protection
>No sidearm/knife
>No water canteen

She's not surviving a day in Dubai.

She's still a good person though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002741
What about extra thick milk though? Where does the DE in that come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>No frog waifu with a fetish for gagging you on her tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002802
>autism
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002726
>>13002748
>no one being able to find it
"From KC's twitter" is the best way to bullshit since no one can search moonrunes or translate all the crap to look for something that probably doesn't exist, and people will believe it. The alp into succubus variety and slimes latching onto whatever the fuck they want is in the thread, but beyond that you shouldn't take uncited things too seriously.

Not like it's the first time people take third-hand hearsay as gospel anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002840

No particular reason. Everybody spergs over something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002811
My guess is holsts either "leak" less demonic energy into their surroundings than other monsters and the super milk i just them releasing an above average amount into it or they gradually store up DE until they dump it out into super condensed milk.


Or it runs on magic and we don't need to explain shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Alp Holstaur when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002857
Never. You sound like a broken record.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002857
don't know but you can always get back ay an angry or bad sister by sneaking super condensed holstaurus milk into her cereal,

getting fairly chill on in return

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002864
>Feeding a bad sister extra thick holstaurus milk.

That sounds counter-productive. Now she can get whatever HB she wants and can cut down on milk production costs. Worst of all, she's going to have to get rid of her sexual frustrations on somoene.
And if you are extra unlucky and she figures out it was you she will just pull the same trick with you.

I don't think you thought that one through anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What would MG prison be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002871
Sure she can get any guy he wants now but that wasnt the goal.


Making her not a bitch was the goal and it succeeded brilliantly.

The only side effects of her feeding you super milk is making you more attractive to unmarried holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002882
Like Oz.
>The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. People with bad intentions go to Oz

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002882

Male inmates get cuddled til mindbreak.

Either that or shit'd just be double brutal like the ones we have nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002882
Better get a reputation for holding hangs or you are gonna be the community bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002884
You forget the part where it turns you into an incubus. In addition, her personality won't change that radically either. Now you have a sister that acts like a bitch and is a holstaurus, which means that she likely is far stronger than you aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>Somebody bringing up holst alps every time "alp into every mg" lies are uttered
>Nobody is this dense
>Has to be a very specific fetish of theirs
>Check archive

Would you look at that. I've found the origin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002897

I remember seeing that post. The sheer concept it conveyed was too ridiculous to be forgotten.

I really, really, hope this shit doesn't make the threads implode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002895
Incubus was me being lazy.

But the attitude shift is real.

As the item description says

"One mouthful of this sweet milk will make a woman's thoughts sweetly melt away like milk and grow hazy. Even a hysterical, willful woman's personality would change into one that is quiet and submissive."

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holstaur_Milk

Extra thick at the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002899
Well, I think yesterday was partially due to trolls.

I think that its out of our system so it should die down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002897
>>13002899
Except it's canon now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002908
Except it's not you bloody troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002908

Just another reason why Canon-chan a shit.

Headcanon-chan a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002897
>yfw it was KC himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002900
Fair enough. How much of the extra thick milk would you need anyway? It also says that the woman in question would keep drinking causing her breasts to rapidly grow. So I'd assume that she needs more than a spoonfull.

Reading about the the whole forced personality change irks me though. Guess that's life in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002914
>Fair enough
Seriously, is this like your catchphrase or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002890
>Male inmates are put int he mofusphere until they break
>Most don't even last two hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002910
>Nuh uh
Don't fight it, just let it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002912

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002922
>mofusphere
What is this, Abu-Girtablilu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002920
I've only mentioned those two words once in the reply chain. What makes you think that?

Are you THAT anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002908
We have an untranslated tweet no one can find.

Until we get confirmation from a TL and where the post is listed then we need to take that part with salt.

>>13002914
My guess would be a probably a large glass.

nothing says it would have to be all at once anway.

>>13002920
Its a fairly common line.

I use it sometimes as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002925
LENNY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002920
Not him but it's a very common southern turn of phrase acceding a point. I use it sometimes.

And considering the number of Texans in here, I would bet a lot of them use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002930
Yes.
>>13002932
>>13002938
>more of you
That's it, I cannot win this fight. It's never not going to annoy me, but I'll just shut up about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002938
>Implying you didn't steal it from the british.

[Anonymous No.]

As a side not, I want to cuddle a holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002943

The South is a hotbed of using phrases and words fallen out of favor with the rest of the world a couple hundred years ago.

>tfw school teachers in bumfuck nowhere use facetious more than anyone you'll ever meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002954
Looking at >>13002938
The somewhat creepy love for cows makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002956
Point is, saying "fair enough" is no more an indicator of being texan than it is of being british.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1300295
>>13002954 here and Im from Michigan

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002966
AAAAnd I screwed up a link

>>13002957
Thats what I get for eating and typing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002965
There's a certain tone to it you're not reading. When spoken it sounds like "fera 'nuff". And the placement in the sentence structure is perfect for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002969
Don't let my thinly veiled beastiality joke trip you mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002974
/mgg/ Linguistics and Etimology

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002974
>Tone
>On an imageboard
Oh yeah, totally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002974
Hairy muff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002941
You got me though, I picked it up from others that use it quite often. Seems like quite a neutral phrase to use.

I'm no Texan either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002941
It's a fair cop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003002
You 'avin' a giggle mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002941
>It's never not going to annoy me
What even bothers you about it? It's perfectly fine. I mean it's just well fought-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003007
Because once it was used against me in a dismissive manner and I was forever traumatized like a Cockatrice that got hit by a meteorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003010
But it basically means "I don't like what you have to say but you make a good point."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003012
Like a Cockatrice that got hit by a meteorite. She'd think the sky was falling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003010
Post traumatic stress disordah?

>>13003012
>>>13003012
>basically means "I don't like what you have to say
Nyet. At least not in principle, but language is a shit like that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002843
This is well-observed.
> you shouldn't take uncited things too seriously
You shouldn't take cited things too seriously either. The MGE is, after all, a mechanism for facilitating fapping. Don't lose sight of the goal by getting bogged down in semantics. Even the semantics that ARE properly translated from moonrunes.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/Uw8ixMG
http://imgur.com/vUJLfAX
http://imgur.com/Cgw5yZC

http://imgur.com/NEazLaf


Waiting on my pc to be repaired so that's why I have nothing new to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003064
How now brown cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003064
Someone really likes cows...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003064
Even where your computer is down you still show up at the right moments
That also explains why you haven't been here in a while

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13003092
http://imgur.com/H63ZiLY
Do you not?

>>13003097
On my old one right now but it's so slow I cannot do anything besides internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003103
>Do you not?
Eh, I prefer the scaly ones.

[Anonymous No.]

▲
▲▲

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003064
Cows are high up in my list of favorite MG. They are just perfect.

>>13003103
You should learn to do basic troubleshooting when it comes to computers. Wouldn't have to wait so long if you knew what was wrong, since you could just order a new part. Then again, it's yet another thing to learn, so I guess it makes sense that people don't know how to maintain their possesions these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003111

2008 what the fuck are you doing here

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>13003122
Oh, the trouble shooting was easy, the dc jack crapped out. I don't have the tools to repair it but took it to a well recommended place. Should be done Monday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003124
Back in my day we had to walk uphill 5 miles both ways just to get one image of a monstergirl. And it was furry vore! You youngins don't know how good you've got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003135
In my day, we had to sail across the Mediterranean to Samos and know a guy who knew a guy who had a copy of a scroll that we might be allowed to copy if we could tell him a joke he'd never heard before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003144
In my day we sacrificed sheep to our pagan god so we could receive visions of where the image may be found.

We then proceeded to starve mid trip or perish from disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003135
There is nothing wrong with furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003149
Okay, you win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002512

>Why do I have the feeling it's all downhill from here?

The whole game is down hill, you haven't seen the ending, it only gets worse

Personally i hate what they pulled at the end of the game but i won't spoil that for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003152
That's not even counting the purges, conflicting visions, and the false profits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003150

>guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003152
Giving up so easily? In my day, we had to migrate across a glacier to reach the cave where we could find paintings of animals or people we then had to combine in our heads after eating pshyedelic mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003150
Why do you want so badly a shitstorm Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002264
I choose to take this as a good sign.
>4+4 chan
This puts me off more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13001731
Are you literally unable to read more than one post at a time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003163
My guess is he's bored.

So, are we in universal agreement that wurms are great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003160
Your way must be harder but surely is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003167

Yeah, they're cool, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003167
Yes, Wurms are olev.

Are we also in universal agreement that Wurm daughterus are the best daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002938
>>13002965
I've lived in Texas all my life and I've never heard anybody use that phrase.
>>13002954
I share this want.
>>13002957
We like our cow-girls down here.
>>13003103
I want to drive my nuts into cow-girl butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003167
Yes. Hug, hug, hug Wurmdam!
>>13003170
Of course in those days you could also tap Neanderthal pussy if you wanted exotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003167
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003173
>Are we also in universal agreement that Wurm daughterus are the best daughterus?
Slime daughterus are born as clones of their mother, and they rape their fathers immediately after birth.
Check. Mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002377
So it is just a bunch of alps then.

Hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003174
>I've lived in Texas all my life and I've never heard anybody use that phrase.

Where the hell do you live? I can only imagine out in the panhandle by Dumas or one of the isolated towns in the swamps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003144
>>13003149
>>13003160
Back in my day we didn't even have penises! We had 3 arms; you whippersnappers and your newfangled convenient 'reproductive organs' are the devils work I tell ya. We had to appreciate a anthropomorphic monstrosity for its gleebnarks rather than how hard it could fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003173
>>13003181

>Best

Sorry, can't go nitpicking daughterus, mang. All daughterus are best, all of them deserve love, even the rowdy ones, because in the end of the day, they'll miss you dearly and will start sulking at the slightest indication that their fatheru is not coming back home from work at the usual time.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you buy one if it existed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003187
You're not even a person!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003186
Lived just north of then in Dallas until I was 18, now I'm in the eastern part. Never heard anybody use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003187
Hah! Back in my day all we had were gasses, hot plasma, and molten rocks slowly cooling in the darkness of pace.

You people and your biological functions and DNA>

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003189
Possibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003193
Sentient Mineral-kun please, how are you even on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003190
Watch your tongue young man, I'll have you know I fought in the big one and killed two snagglewhompers with my bear hands, I deserve a bit more respect from you kids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003195
Son, I AM the internet at this point.

What do you think they make Ethernet cables and NICs from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002471
>>13002473
>DracoLich
Top-tier. The toppest of tiers.

I think I've heard some rumors that KC has one planned, even besides the desperate Zombie Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003200
Copper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003188
You are right. I see the error in my ways. All daughterus are the best daughterus.

What about sons though?
Let's say you live in MGC, married your waifu and have a few young daughterus. You get the possiblity to adopt a young male child. Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003192

>Living in DFW
>Where it's most common
>And have never heard of it

Have you never been outside your house? You could find a hundred people in Plano uttering it this second. Just go ask some random person anywhere between Mesquite and Tyler. Or ask your parents.

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone say daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003202
Yes, I am copper, I am Silicon, I am all the minerals in your laptops, smart phones, and desktops.

I am here and shall always be here, watching you filthy organics tromp over my home without a care in the world.

>Gnome a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003206
Get that shitty-not even a real cheshire-garbage out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003205
>Plano
I'm not even sure if I even went there more than twice. I lived in Richardson. I don't know what kind of people you talk to but I never heard it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003193

You younglings and your matter.

Back in my day, there was absolutely fucking nothing. We had nothing but the vast void of nothing to dwell in. Since we had nothing to do, we used to play pranks on each other and stuff, you know, just for shits and giggles.

The best one was when we stuck a firecrack up that hothead Big Bang's ass. Man, he got so mad he literally exploded. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003167
If we are not talking about the threadcanon wurms, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003214
I think you may be too old for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003209
You had the chance to stop us mineralman. Now you're our bitch to use as we please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002502
I really like this idea. Duly noted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003204

I'd adopt one so he can watch over his imoutos and keep them safe when they're playing outside while I'm at work.

The incest matter would be so fucking awkward to deal with, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003210
She's a real cheshire, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003167
Only if it's Alp Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002678
Was talking with an English-speaking guy who has contact with KC. He confirmed that "Alps can become anything" is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003222
Then why does she suck so much? Can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003219
You laugh now but a couple centuries from now I'm gonna detonate yellow stone so hard you organics are gonna be frozen in a millennia of winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003225

Cite yourself. I can make up "my dad works at nintendo" posts all day too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003225
>TFW wanted to shitpost
>Made that post saying "Long ago KC said Alps can Alp into anything"
>Bait but it worked
>Enjoy a few keks
>Few days later KC actually confirms Alps can Alp into anything

I'm so sorry guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003227
>couple centuries
I'm surprised it hasn't blown yet. We're in the time period for it to go off, have been for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003225
>Denial incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003231
Just keeping you monkeys on your toes.

Could be today, could be tomorrow, could be a decade from now.

Just remember that I've got that in my rainy day jar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003225
Sure I believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003230
Are you kidding? I haven't had so many keks for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003226
Isn't the problem that she doesn't suck enough?

Get it? huehue

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003226
Do we even have any chesires that aren't just teleporting were-cats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003240
Truly, you are the master of comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003167
Wurms are adorable and cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003231
>>13003236
Wait, isn't the next Ice Age coming soon? I'm looking forward to it.
>>13003241
Isn't that what they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003225
Noice
Alps are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002575
>People actually follow that
I just felt like stretching my wings with a few girls I wouldn't otherwise be able to write about. Not for a while at the least, it's not like I've dropped it or put it on the backburner or anything, I actually wrote a bit more once I started to burn out on Oni. I'll probably actually write more today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003241
You hatin' on Trish? You better fucking not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003225
But can Alp transform into HORSE PUSSY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003246
As if Alps weren't OP enough already. Please nerf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003229
>My dad
>"Search your feelings, you know it to be true."

[Anonymous No.]

So if I Alp into a Wurm would I become stupid or anything? Or would people just think I'm retarded because Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003241
But Anon, that's what they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003218

The hell you talking about, sonny? Don't go thinking I can't have fun because I'm just some billion years o-- AUGH GUHAGHUAHGUAHGUAHGAGH GOD DAMN THESE PARTICLES FLYING EVERYWHERE

SOMEBODY GET ME MY VACUUM PILLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003244
I want to tickle her belly while she's on her back, causing her to squirm and giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003250
What a coinky-dinky, I'm writing more, too.
>>13003256
Wurms aren't stupid. They have what's called "a single track mind".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003258
No, you're just one day away from retirement. Don't fuck up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003225
>all mgs are alps
So should we rename MGE into Gay Encyclopedia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003251
Trish is fine because she has atleast SOME of the whimsical trickster in her, although her sister was a better example

but the other 90% just seem to be a were-cat that teleports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003241
The ones in Vengeance are legitimately fucking nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>People always call wurms retarded because "Simple"
>Other info suggests this is meant to be taken as them being straight-forward, single-minded.
>tfw I can imagine Booty Warrior Wurm.
>"Look, I like ya, and I want'cha. Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003245
I doubt it, we're still kind of warming up from the last one. Though considering the massive amounts of volcanic eruptions along the ring of fire its a possibility. If yellow stone goes then yeah we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003265
Feel free to blame the writefag association.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003245
The ice age is under gravity or climate's control.

Go talk to them about it.

I just cover shit in magma or cause sink holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003264
An over-reaction really. Even if Alps CAN be damn near any kind of MG they desire, how many can their really be? They'll still have nothing but pure-female daughterus, who'll increase the total female population to numbers far outstripping that of any former-guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003264
How did you make the jump from "can" to "all are"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003270

Simple means one thing. If you don't like it, get mister retranslator to take a crack at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003268
And that's good!

They are supposed to be creatures with a screw loose that mess with folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003270
>"Or the medium way, or the semi-medium-easy-hard way, or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way."
>"..."
>"So that's how you wanna play it, huh?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003230
>Few days later KC actually confirms
>Getting baited by your own bait
I was talking with KC on twitter and he thinks you're all idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003276
>cause sink holes
Thank you for screwing with Florida, fuck those people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003285
My dad works for KC and says the next monster is a creature that rapes you when you don't look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003225

I'd be neutral to Alps if they weren't portrayed as needy, clingy and fucking irritating all the time. Now they're Assassin's-Creed-Beggar-tier annoying. Fuck this gay shit goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003285
Well, at least he's right about something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003288
Sounds familiar, sounds legit.

Fear.

[Anonymous No.]

On a note of "My dad works for KC" that you guys might not get all pissy about, the guy I know in contact with him asked after a random comment I made, and apparently KC is working on a Series 3 of the MGE Shirt Buttons.
Hooray, more adorable little chibi shirt-decs that we will never own. At least we can admire the advertisement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003277
> When the original race reproduces, mutations may be born very rarely. Also, sometimes they are only born under extremely special circumstances. Compared to the original species, they have a hugely different nature and traits, so we are treating them as a different race out of convenience, but technically they are just varied individuals of the original race. When a monster of a mutated race reproduces, the children born won't be monsters of the same mutational variant, but children of the original race. For example, if a hobgoblin has children, goblins will be born. If an alp has children, succubi will be born. However, when monsters of mutated races reproduce, the chance for a mutant to be born is slightly higher than normal. After a very long time, it is eventually possible for them to become an independent race of monsters. Additionally, this will be discussed in a later item, but for monster mothers and monsters of the original race, the birth of a mutant monster is an extremely happy event.

> If an alp has children, succubi will be born.

Not holsty children from a holsty alp. Not yeti children from a yeti alp. But slutcubus children from any alp, because you don't get different flavors of alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003291
>Assassin's-Creed-Beggar
God I cannot tell you how many times I stabbed one of those fucking shits for throwing a rock at me or getting in my fucking way while I'm trying to escape. God fucking dammit I hated them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003297
Which would you like to see in the new set?

...Come to think of it, which ones are in the old sets? I can only recall arachne, baphomet, and inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003302
Chibi Dragon button when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003299
To this day I refuse to believe that they should cause desync.

Altiar would have murdered the shit out of them.

Anyone would have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003260
>What a coinky-dinky, I'm writing more, too.
Do you think monstergirls write about the adventures of human paladins? What music do you think they write to? I can see a busty Bapho-nee writing to Killswitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003189
They look like twinkies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003298
See, I'm not so sure. Succubi are born because the basic Alp is a Succubus. But if that Alp were to be changed into something else, then they'd be something else?

And even so, even if whatever the Alp changed into still only birthed Succubi, those Succubi would still be born-female, which was my point anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003308
>writing while listening to music
I don't do that so I can't imagine what they'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003310
What a coincidence, both of them have cream filling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003225
That's fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003302
There's a Holstaur one that I would pay a lot of money for if I ever got the opportunity. Too bad nips hate money.
>>13003307
I was literally just thinking that. If they didn't want me to fucking murder them, why would they make them such good targets of murder? They're all horrible shits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003306
God I hope so. Apparently he asked, but KC being KC just said "Not Telling".

Which is the answer he gives when he doesn't want to say "Haven't really thought about it yet."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003288
But Chesires are already a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

But what happens if every human boy Alps into a Monster Girl because they want their own set of tits to play with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003313
Really? Does it distract you or something?

[Anonymous No.]

How many MGs in total in MGE at the moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003322
Yes. Everything distracts me. Except rain, wind and tea. Those are help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003320
I want a litter of cheshire kittens.

Or were-cat kittens

Or Nekomata kittens.

Or even jinko cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003321
The existing men get themselves huge harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003318
Guess I'll keep my expectations low, just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003324
Last time I checked it was around 160-170.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003324
>>13003333
Just checked and its 168.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, more ask.fm Q&A stuff!

>KC confirmed to be planning other shellfish girls to go with Cancer
>You can use that one fruit to raise a Dragon-tier Tentacle Girl, just like any other plant.
>Unicorns cannot be corrupted just from exposure to corrupt air.
>New titty-harpy may use magic to help her fly with her massive tits(?)
>Lilim can turn girls into Krakens, but not Pharaohs because of how Pharaohs are only ancient rulers and their descendants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003342
We;re entering Second Gen of Pokemon now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003326
A litter of cheshires would lead to so many shenigangs.

You couldn't possibly be capable of handling them all.

>daughterus eating to many sweets
>Stop buying sweets because you know that your daughterus will just teleport in the pantry anyway.
>They now start stealing the sweets from your neighbours instead, resulting in an angry holtsaur mother at your door.

>It's evening and it's time for your daughterus to go to bed.
>Take great effort to finnaly get them all to their rooms since they were watching television
>tell them a story to make them tired and close their eyes.
>finnaly be done after an hour, yawn and move downstairs to watch television yourself
>All daughterus are there again, in front of the TV
>turns out they just teleported downstairs the moment you left their room.

Such is life with a litter of cheshire daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003302
Alps
Lots of them
Alps the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003325
I agree with the wind andtea, but rain distracts me. Never been able to find it soothing, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12999610
>But monmusu are very clever in this context, so it might be possible that a 'single' liliraune will train a man in order to become complete.
but why

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003354
Adorable and frustrating.

Wonder how long it would be till I snapped and did the "Smoke a carton of cigarettes" route and feed them sweets/junk food until they are sick of it.

MFW it backfires and I just get a group of chubby daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003354
Don't forget they constantly run around naked, half invisible due to their skills not being fully mastered yet.

Then they have their first heat and they all rape you along with their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003302
>Set 1
Baphomet, Scylla, Succubus, Inari, Arachne, Medusa
>Set 2
Sandworm, Slime, Tongue-Umbrella, Holstaur, Harpy, Alraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003354

I need this. With triplets and Danon as the daddy. He would just have the perfect rage face for their misbehavior. Trisha actually helping them behave because she's a good mom, plus the occasional harmless prank. Auntie Nessa encouraging them to be rotten little monsters instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003352
>Shellfish
May be cool

>Dragon-tier tentacle girl
What?

>Unicorns
2Pure4U

>Tits
Well ok then.

>Kraken
Expected them becoming Kraken, did not expect them not becoming pharoahs (although it makes sense)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003352
>Pharaohs are only ancient rulers and their descendants

I don't get this.

Mamono Mana goes after bones and transform them into monstergirls, regardless of gender.

Mamono Mana goes after Pharaoh corpses and transform them into women.

What's stopping it from transforming corpses of men into monsters? Hell, what's stopping it from transforming men into monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003360
"A man" in this context being one who's already an alp.

It's not like a half-Liliraune who encounters a man would deliberately try and sissify him, rather than just fuck him while waiting for a suitable "Other Half", or turn into a regular Alraune herself.

But I'm sure someone will write a story of a Liliraune turning a totally straight dude into an Alp-then-Liliraune anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003367
Where do I throw money to get them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003354
What a shit daughters
0/10 would go out to buy cigs and not come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003352
Can you ask about >>13001587 ?
I can't do moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003370
>Hell, what's stopping it from transforming men into monstergirls?
Have you never read anything about demonic energy or spirit energy? The fact that men have spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003370
>Hell, what's stopping it from transforming men into Monster Girls?
Their mana, which they have to willingly, if subconsciously, disrupt to become Alps.

Why are Pharaohs the exception to this rule? I think the explanation given was something like the Pharaohs were so OP, that they were already considered "Monsters" before they were sealed away to slumber. Thus, they were transformed and awoke as MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003352
>Unicorn's are so pure they're immune to corrupted air
Christ. If it wasn't for the whole Bicorn thing, Unicorn's would be immune to corruption as a whole

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003380
And you think I can? Took me forever to shift words around in GT to come up with some moonrunes I thought MIGHT be legible. And for these "Translations", I'm just tossing the text at GT and hoping what comes out is legible in English. The 4 answers I posted weren't what were "Most interesting" or something. They were just what I could understand.

>>13003375
Y'know how sometimes outside of stores, or in malls, there'll be those machines where you can put in some change, turn a dial, and get some candy, or a little "Prize"? Yeah, those, in Japan, outside a couple of bookstore branches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003365
>Yearly checkup, keep teleporting around
>Finally get them to sit still

>Succubutt doctor comes in.

>"Sir you may want to watch your daughter's weight, they are getting a little plump."

>"NO!" he nearly screams, frothing at the mouth. "I am going to keep going until they are so sick of sweets that they will never steal my butter fingers again."

>"Butter finger sir?"

>"No one lays a finger on my butter finger."

>Cheshire daughterus are watch man an succubutt, munching on a bowl of suckers they stole from the counter up front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003352
>other shellfish girls
Along with "deep" stuff. "One day."

>Unicorns cannot be corrupted just from exposure to corrupt air.
Point in this was Bicorn are written for cheating into harem, not being alone with. Can't be subverting the personified fetish when you could just go get a normal black horse pussy.

New titty-harpy may use magic to help her fly with her massive tits(?)
Yeah, Gandharva is more a divine spirit that floats around on magic like any other godly being with wings like Valkyrie, Angels and such. They don't fly through virtue of physics, and not having tits wouldn't change that.

>>13003370
>the previous God gave them power so that they could rule over and act as guides for humanity.
They're avatars of a previous god, not a random desert beast you can be turned into. They're "green/holy" Lilims, with Apophis the "dark/demon" Lilim of the desert. This shit's all in their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003386

They'll probably be effected if they eat corrupted food then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003382

Pharaohs are a gray zone because they're still demigods on earth under the Not-Egyptian pantheon of gods. Remember, Apophis was created by the Chief God to destroy them.

That's why they have green oases instead of demon realms.

The DL was basically only able to turn them into chicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003393
Well, as >>13003391 said...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003392
Well, they do say to fight something unbeatable is to kill them from the inside out
Like Superman and Kryptonite dust

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003387
>Don't have a means to get questions asked
>And yet Mr. DiFaggio here baited us all with his garbage
No, this is totally fine.
No, this is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003397

I more think of it like radiation.

You can hold some radioactive items in your hand with absolutely no risk, because the radiation can't penetrate your skin. But that same object will kill you if you eat it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003392
I put down "Just by air" exposure, but that was me paraphrasing and shortening a badly translated statement.

I think that the main point of it was "Unicorns cannot be corrupted by anything other than a guy with corrupt jizz shooting it into them".

So no, I don't think having them eat corrupt fruit would turn them Bicorn...Now if YOU ate corrupt fruit before ever fucking them on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

So are there scans of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia Doujins floating around somewhere? Or will I actually have to buy them?

Does anyone here even own any MGE Merch?

[Anonymous No.]

So are we not allowed to like Pharaohs again because of people assuming they all used to be dudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003407
Why would you care? I sure don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003407
I would hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003387
Any of those buttons selling online? Because I really really want the Holstaur one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003401
I have a means to have questions asked, but it's not like I'm any more competent than anybody else at doing so.

You want a question asked, go on GT, try and get something into semi-legible Japanese, and then shoot it to KC at ask-dot-fm/k_cross

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003407
Only if we aren't allowed to not like dragons because they may have one been male over a thousand years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003407

But everybody always knew that. Nobody cares. What's more annoying is how the relationship between them and Apophis almost always gets flipped because people want to fuck the grapesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003405
>Unicorns are so pure they're immune to every other means of corruption
Christ. So this is the true power of purity

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003376
Don't worry. You wouldn't get together with a cheshire in the first place if you couldn't handle daughterus like these.

>>13003368
I have yet to read vengeance. I should get on that.

>>13003366
>It's your birthday.
>You come home after a long day of work
>Dealing with your tanuki boss is the most annoying thing ever since she had her own idea for a "gift" for your birthday, despite you being married
>seriously, how does she even manage to run the place, she's always flirting with the male employees.
>slightly annoyed you open the door to your home.
>The lights are dimmed and as you walk inside you see serveral floating cat, eyes, ears and cattails in the air.
>You simply faint from the suprise.

Wake up in a maximum mofu cuddlepile of daughterus and your waifu

>Turns out your daughterus wanted to double suprise you for both your birthday and by showing you that they were getting good at going invisible.
>Laugh, and receive a birthday cake with birthday wishes on it from every single daughteru.
>Best birthday party ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003370
> What's stopping it from transforming corpses of men into monsters?
It probably could, but Demonic Energy is tied to the Demon Lord, so its global effects are partly influenced by her own will.
This is why mamono are usually monogamous. There's nothing in demonic energy on its own that forbids them from getting a harem of guys, but the Demon Lord's personal preference for husbando-waifu sort of filters down to all her underlings too.
And the DL apparently doesn't want zombie TF, so you don't get male corpses raised by DE.

> Hell, what's stopping it from transforming men into monstergirls?
Men's internal wellspring of spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003189
You do realize how bad that would feel right? Fur is not actually all that fun on a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003407
We're not allowed to like them in the same way we aren't allowed to like Onis/Amazons. A few shit ones make some people hate the entire species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003413
Nope, slot machines only.

>>13003406
The two Doujin H-Manga are both up on SadPanda, and translated too.
The Doujin LNs that KC provided artwork for, I have no clue.
I personally, own copies of the MGE-1, and both World Guides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003406

I own a MGQ daki, does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003407
Of course you are. Don't let the fedora squad tell you what you can and can't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003423
>we aren't allowed to like Onis

We're not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003423
>We aren't allowed to like Oni's
We're not? Since when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003416
To be fair, I've already tried writing stories about Pharaoh. But even less says,
>"Nah, Pharaoh a shit. Where's the grapesnake?"
Grapesnake's my waifu and even I'm appalled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003407
I don't give a shit.

>>13003416
This is why I'm try to write a quick little story where neither of them are really a "Villain".

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003428
>>13003429

Nope, no one can like anything.

Fun has been canceled forever and Santa was shot down over Iraq.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003407
You're not allowed to enjoy anything. Ever.

Honestly, while it's probably just an issue of translations and whatever the hell else inconsistency, but the "Pharaohs were male" bit doesn't really gel with the language in their entries that never insinuates they may have been something other than girls.
>Many of these girls have been sleeping in their ancient ruins since the former reign of the various old Demon Lords
>girls [...] since the former reign of the various old Demon Lords
>While these girls are a living witness to history
Cherry-picking language but eh. All the gods are female too anyway so hey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003424
Goddamn nips and their hate for making money.
>>13003428
>>13003429
Have neither of you been around the past couple months? Every time they got mentioned for a while some people would make a huge shitstorm about how 'all of them are husband beaters' and shit like that. Sure some of them probably are, every race has its shit but to those people that makes all Onis/Amazons shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003431
>Even .less
That's because .less is very firmly in the crowd of "Not even an MG, just a brown girl with a pet snake."
>Implying his opinion matters any more than anyone elses.
I love his artwork, but all the same, hah, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003424
What about the recent Wonderland one?

>>13003426
Pics or you're lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003374
It already exist as a pic
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2382604

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003437
I think of that more as "They are girls now, so I will call them girls."

But anyway.
>All the Gods are female too
Reminds me how several questions in the Q&A were "Is X God Single?"
Apparently lots of the Jap fanbase want to date dem Goddesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003438
But no one has talked shit about Oni's. Amazons, yes, and I feel sorry for all the Anon's who love them, but everyone's A OK with Oni's
For crying out fucking loud we had a delicious Oni smut last thread!
Also, we've established that Oni's are perfect drinking buddies in the past

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003441
>Recent Wonderland one
That falls under "The Doujin LNs[...]I have no clue."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003434
>>13003438

>Alpshit and shotashit is allowed
>Onis and Pharaohs aren't

I'm not a big fan of either of them, but god damn, what the fuck is wrong with people?

Just because Onis have muscles doesn't mean they beat people up, much less their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003438
The entire husband beater thing was about Amazons, not Oni's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003445
Some anons just hate fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003444
>>13003437
iirc the Gods' genders usually aren't specified.
Given that the World Guides go into great detail about how elementals are floating patches of magic without a body or a gender until they get some demonic energy thrown over them, I assumed this sort of existence for the MGE gods too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003445
>>13003448
My mistake then. In my defense I never really even payed attention to those shistorms, just seems like a lot of the times when one species is brought up the other is, but maybe that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003444
>Apparently lots of the Jap fanbase want to date them Goddesses
>implying they're any bit as worthy/lucky as your standard shounen MC, like the rest of us
Nah, leave well enough alone and date a Ryu or Valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003448
Actually, it started with Onis and then got transposed onto Amazons. The difference was Onis were drunk husband beaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003407
Would you give the dick to the gal in gauze?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAMSEEEEES

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003452
Eh, it's fine. Accidents happen. People make mistakes. Yada yad yada no harm done

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003451
I think they were actually. At the very least, it clarified, somewhere, that the current Chief God, Poseidon and the Fallen God are female. Not sure about Eros and Ares though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003459
>get out of bed to take a shower.

>"Retuuuurn the Diiiiiiiick"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003452
To be fair, that was the rantings of one crazy dude who kept shouting out,
>"I will have freedom. ANY MAN OR WOMAN WHO OFFERS LESS IS MY ENEMY!"
Or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003459

I DON'T KNOW WHAT FUCKING SLAB YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?"

[Anonymous No.]

Thats fine, lots of people skip the shitstorms anyway. I personally just filter the starting post so I get rid of the entire reply chain. Saves time when catching up with the thread in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003462
If I were Ares, I'd stay male
Because, you know, Aphrodite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003463
God dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003459
Damn you man, that episode was terrifying as a child. That inhumanly bad CG helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003463
>"Returrrrn to beeeed...Or suffer my currrrrse~~."

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003466
Meant for:
>>13003452

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003467
I am still of the opinion that >spoiler should be the current Chief God who's doing battle with the Demon Lord. Would make an interesting contrast imo.

But that's pure head-canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003471

>"Whats yer offer?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003467
Too bad, they're apparently playmate status now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003471
What's yer offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003474
But she's a shit. Literally one of the worst deities. Vain, self-centered cheating whore. Hephaestus deserved better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003471
>imagining this but as sleepy half-awake talk instead of creepy moaning.
Fuck, my heart.
>>13003475
>>13003477
Dammit you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>Why do centaurs have two vaginas? I'd be just fine with only the back one, I think it's a bit strange.
>As a couple in love, wouldn't you want to be able to have sex face-to-face? Their second genitals were born from this desire.
So basically centaur frontpussy isn't due to "horse pussy ew ew", it's just for more variety in positions, and they don't use one more than the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>Poll for Desert Girl popularity
>Anubis and Apophis tied for the lead, way out in front.
>Pharaoh coming in third surprisingly (And having 1/3rd the number of votes)
>Sandworm trailing just behind Pharaoh
>Sphinx narrowly ahead of Khepri
>Mummy at the back, Girtablilu right behind her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003480
Man, Hephaestus had it rough in the Pantheon
But then again, when your head god is Zeus, everyone's going to be having it rough
Example: Atlas

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003484
Sandworm should win. The Spice must flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003480
That's why it's perfect!

Chief God 3D to Demon Lord's 2D, to put it one way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003444
Hah, yeah. I guess it helps to remember gods are more common and on the earthly level in Japan. That said, with Gandharva spotlighting the Goddess of Love, who's also all for human and monsters getting together, Chief God's being annexed into just that one in the back who wants to murder everything.

>>13003451
At least ones I've heard of and seen discussed are female, not sure on Poseidon but people were asking if they're single. Of course all characters like Druella is "secret" to not upset purity/waifu fags.

Otherwise he hasn't gone into them a great deal, yeah. That's for the next book. Eros is translated as Goddess at least and if any were female it'd be that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003484
>Mummy at the back
>When you can literally make her orgasm my holding her bare hand
Fuck Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003483
hOrSe PuSsY

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003493
>Fuck Japan
Umm, it's our poll, on the MGCollection Blog LDR manages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003483

Frontgina is a retarded hugbox creation to prevent people from giving into the desire to fuck a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003441

I'd love to provide a pic, but we've hit the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003497
Nips still have shit taste but damn apparently people here do too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003481
>Purple were-wolf trying to save her best friend from getting raped every week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003501
Imgur nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003484
Sphinx is underrated.

Set a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003483
Somebody earlier translated that, several times, and found that the last line could be read as "For those with this desire, they may give birth to a second set of gentials..." Something like that.

I choose to go with that translation, which makes it sound as though the (Shit) frontgina is only developed among those who really desire it, for the "Variety"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003504

>The things I do for love

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003493
That's not special when the MGE has pleasure runes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003504
>>13003511

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLOwaypP-Uc

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs do you think are most popular in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003505

If you're really so curious here.

http://imgur.com/9M5J7on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003516
Alps hands down

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003517
>putting a towel over the tits
You should show us that other one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003517
Well I'll be, sorry for doubting you Anon

Is she cozy to sleep with at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003516
Don't really care, my waifu a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003510

Horsepussy a shit.

Frontgina lets you hug her and kiss her when having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003483
Sounds like the reasoning everyone that doesn't like Centaurs but not because hurr bestiality gives. Cause you don't have the up front human girl torso gratification.

So having your horsecake and eating it too, or something. Lack of imagination and wanting notcentaur while fucking centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003516
Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003516
Kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003516
Alps, faggotcats, Holstuars, Apophis, Kikis, Kitsunes, Dragons., P;orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003532

>P'Orcs

Since fucking when

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003493
Stuttering h-handhding is retarded and the worst maymay

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003535
Since Shadow of Mordor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003535
Its not that they're popular, it's more like a few guys that really like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003520

He's all three of them.

>>13003521

Yes, except in the summer, then things get way to fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be a Baphomet's platonic older brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003545

Derp, forgot the link.

http://imgur.com/dOjxRvf

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003526
>Cause you don't have the up front human girl torso gratification.
Isn't that kind of a big deal though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003550
>Took the towel away

Proud of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003550
I knew it was a Chaika daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003553

>People debating whether or not frontgina or horse pussy is better

For all you faggots know, the Centaur's actual pussy is better than anything you've ever had before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003550
2 out of 3

Acceptable taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003516
Moo-Moo Girls, Brown Wan Girls, Chirp-Chirp Girls and sly Mofu Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003560
I consider intimacy more important than raw pleasure
So even if her horse pussy was somehow the most pleasurable thing in the world I'd still prefer her front pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003562

Which one isn't acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003550
>sexualazing chaika
Bad anon! Bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003565
It's just that I don't like Chaika.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003564

What could possibly be more pleasurable them making slow love while holding hands and looking into each others eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003573
Exactly.
This is why every monster girl with an animal vagina is shit.
That, and the bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003573
tailpussy

or werewolfu cunt. She can milk you to orgasm after orgasm just by straddling you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003572

So long as it isn't Yuuko I'm fine with that.

>>13003570

I'm not sexualizing her. She's the only one that isn't nude.

[Anonymous No.]

>monster girl purists

ho hum

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003564

>Implying you can't be intimate with a Centaur
>Implying you can't ease her into her first time with a man by taking it slowly, rather than fucking her like a wild stallion like Danon did
>Implying you couldn't twitch her ears afterwards and whisper sweet nothings while kissing her
>Implying you couldn't bring her to orgasm during estrus if you don't want to take complete advantage of her by fisting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003553
About as big a deal as "they might have been male". If you need that much reassurance that you're not gay or fucking an animal you shouldn't be there in the first place.

"Frontgina" is like pandering to entitled little shits that want to have every single monster girl appeal to them, which is stupid. You chose what appeals, not complain about what doesn't, cause then we have threads full of nothing but shitflinging opinions and stupid iterations.

>>13003564
>I consider intimacy more important than raw pleasure
http://i.imgur.com/o4vuM90.jpg and imagination. It's a centaur, half the point is it doesn't just work like every other human girl. No one is forcing you to like and interact with them.

[Anonymous No.]

You can't do this with horse pussy.

http://i.imgur.com/Cm2h4nB.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003584
>http://i.imgur.com/o4vuM90.jpg
That doesn't look intimate at all. I want to be intimate with the beautiful human half, not the ugly animal half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003584

Doesn't look intimate at all.

Mostly disappointed that the only real position is doggystyle, which is my least preferred position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003589
kc would disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003584
>If you need that much reassurance that you're not gay or fucking an animal you shouldn't be there in the first place.
It's not about reassurance, it's about not really being able to meaningfully interact with the most attractive portion of her body while you have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003589

Winged girls are best at this position, for that extra degree of hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003599
Let me just give you a god damn high five

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would you want a footjob from?
Hard mode: monster girls with non human feet only

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003599
This nigga knows.

>Winglock + Leglock
Truly heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607

Dragon.

Big meaty claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003610
How big and meaty?
MGE profile size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
Jabberwock.

Not because I particularly like footjobs or anything, but because she is my only waifu, and to lust for or believe anyone could be better than her would be disgusting and sinful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003609

You know what's ever better?

Girls with back wings, like Valkyries or dragons.

Armlock + leglock + winglock

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
Harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003610
My nigga, I was just about to post that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003590
>>13003593
Well I mean he's pretty close to her human half, it's not like they're separated by that much. Imagination is what you can do around that space. Restrictions and differences are what make any monster girl special. Usually they're just forgotten or tacked on as an afterthought to human girls fucking, which is its own issue.

>>13003598
Generally covered and at end of the day if you don't love all of her then it's not the type for you and that's fine. No one said you HAD to like each and every monster girl, or actively defend why you don't. That's what always gets me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003616
Don't forget kissing at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
a snail
her entire bottom is a foot

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003621
I only really like sex with monster girls if you can mostly pretend the monster bits aren't there. I guess I only have myself to blame there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
ushi-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003610
>>13003614
>you will never cum all over a dragon girl's big meaty dragon feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
Big Meaty Footpaws all over my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
This one
>>12994385

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003629
I never asked for all this suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000734
That's because crow tengu is an old design.
Monster parts are usually "over-proportioned" in modern MGE designs, as well as more stylized looking to appear cuter and more attractive.
Also, I think her instrument is more to blame for obscuring her human parts than the feathers are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
Salamander
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2113464
That post was mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003638
But which dragon girl has the sexiest feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003650
Vanilla, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
Crowtengu, Gandharva, Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003656
You must hate your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003523
>>13003526
>>13003582
>>13003564
>>13003584
>>13003621
Way I look at it, if you go with the reading mentioned >>13003510, then you can have it either way. Which is, really, what the MGE is all about, so I'm going to go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607

A lamia.

A tailjob from one counts right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
Either
>>13003610
>>13003629
Mah niggas.

Or >>13003633 from Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003672

Except due to the precedent set by the guy who wrote the Nightmare story if you don't include a frontgina, the thread's autism will flare up.

Which is why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003610
How would a dragon footjob even work
Their feet are the size of a man's torso and covered in sharp hard scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003683
>Their feet are the size of a man's torso
>implying that isn't hot
>covered in sharp hard scales
The soles aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003666
It's like you don't even know true love Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13000000
whoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003677
>1 story makes the threadcanon
I wish I could say I didn't believe it...

Goddammit Average.
Goddammit all the more that I don't hate it as much as I want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003673
If it does, then I'd go with Kitsune

See if I can try and mate with her from within the mofu ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003696

No, kitsune have feet.

lamias tails are their feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003650
http://i.imgur.com/M3m2Hoc.png

Only the Vanilla, Wyvern, and Jabberwocky have feet.

Of them, I say the Jabbberwock was the most beautiful and amazing Feet, perfect for stepping and belittling you with as she gives you a foot job, and later get straddled in her legs, feeling her claws behind you.

[Anonymous No.]

I just think dragons big meaty claws are idea for princess carrying you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003706
Well of course, being Princess Carried in their Big Meaty Claws and being lovingly protected by them and treated as a treasure or a princess would be olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003695
Sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>13002709
I wake up and find out there's a new chapter of Wurm Wrangler. Oh this is good.

I love how over the top this series is. It's unapologetically hilarious. Edgemeister milking scene was kind of hot. The golem battles were nicely executed. Please keep writing the good stuff like this. Now to catch up with the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003607
Cyclops for human feet.
Yeti for inhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003711
Maybe next time you have the occasion to write a centaur, at least include Horse Pussy AND Frontgina, if you must?

It was still a nice story, muh autism aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003715
I'll make more Wurm Wrangler after I've seen a couple of Gundam series. And here's more SoM P'Orcs, because I didn't have any lectures today.

http://pastebin.com/yn2x78eH

[Anonymous No.]

While we're on the subject of Dragons, which is your favorite?

>Dragon (Vanilla)
>Jabberwock
>Ryu
>Wurm
>Wyvern

Which do you consider waifu material?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to sexually tease a wendigo before moving to a tropical region and wooing a CC lillim. Is that so wrong?
I also want to get into the habit of asking this twice a day until I'm known around the thread as wrong anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003722

My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003731
Fuck off Milhouse, you'll never be a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003726
She does have both, I writ the panty scene a little badly but her awkwardness about discussing it and their description was ment to hint at both.

I focused on the front set to make the scene more intimate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730
Vanilla. I just love her overall look.

Wyvern coming a close second, bonus points for the Childhood Friend angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730
Wyvern and 'Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730
Wurm, wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730
Vanilla, hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730
As much as I love Jabberwock, I adore motherly Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003736
Yes, I know that. I meant if you ever have the occasion to write a centaur again, maybe include the USE of both, if you must have both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003745
Ah, my bad.

If I do then I will

I must suck at reading today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730
Jabberwock for now and forever. She is the purest and perfection incarnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730

Vanilla.

Like I said, I just want her to whisk me away in her big meaty claws.

Bonus points if I'm a knight that's about to be married to a hambeast princess against my will and she "kidnaps" me right before the wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730
After thinking about it long and hard, I'd have to settle with a Ryu or a Wyvern. Tough choice, though; they're all pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003752
Well, that's something then. Good man.
It was still a nice story and I'm happy Nightmare finally got some writefaggotry. Just can't help but be autistic about frontgina shit.

Maybe if you're having trouble reading, you should take a nap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730
Probably Ryu. They're all waifu material though I never even really think about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003756
>Not going Sir Lancelot on everyone in the castle
Aquire greatness, Sir Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003729
How is something so pathetic they get bullied by Devil Bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003765
Having an affair with the Queen, and then screwing everyone over to try and save her from execution for her infidelity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003766
They sneak up on you.
>>13003770
I'm sure he meant the Lancelot from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003770
Actually, I meant the Monty Python version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003761
Glad You enjoyed it.

May need to take a nap.

What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003773
>>13003772
Oh. Well. Nevermind then.

>>13003775
Don't worry, we won't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003779
Good man

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW losing your way
>TFW not knowing what to write anymore
>TFW there are no heroes left in man

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003783
What's that all about then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003783
Don't lose your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003783
Write about Dark Priests acting like Mormons and going door to door trying to tell everyone about how if they have enough sex they'll inherit their own planet or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003703
But which pair would look the best covered in your semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003783
My problem is my mind keeps imagining way ahead of where I am writing. I'm not even finished my current story yet and I'm thinking two continuations down the line that might not even happen, because I have two other things to write (or more) after I finish this one.

Write about dormice please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003783
Write about the struggles of a man who just wants to be with the nice Lizard who works at the diner down the street but ends up getting an arranged marriage with an Oni who is the heiress of a large PMC.
Old idea, still unwritten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003730
Nearly impossible to pick. They are all great. Though I would probably go for vanilla in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003804

>Writing about Dormice

But i'm not a pedophile, or not into lolis. That and most of the stuff I write is essentially the same anyway, or feels like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003783
How about a lewd anon teasing a lonely monstergirl who draws dirty humanboy porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003822
Lolicons =/= 3D Pedophiles
Get it right, normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003573
Declaring your eternal love for each other as you simultaneously orgasm?

[Anonymous No.]

What is so bad about hornets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003856
Pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003856
The Pain.

MGS3 with monster girls when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003860
>>13003863
Suspicious... and a little scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003856
Everything. Their like Canadian Geese, they do nothing good and are just assholes to everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003856
Hornets are the manifestation hate. That and geese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003860
>>13003863
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003834

But a Dormouse is still dangerous territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003866
>>13003868
Still suspicious, and now even scarier.
>>13003869
The hivemind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003872
but bees are good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003804
nyanon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003869
Hornets are the niggers of bee's

They do literally nothing good and will attack you for little to no god damn reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003879
>bee's
>'s
>'

Fucking god damn I hate myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003879
Are bees and giant ants good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003876
Bees aren't living their daily life just to fuck up somebodies day. Bees don't see another living thing and automatically try to kill it, bees only fuck with you if you fuck with them first. Hornets and wasps are the biggest assholes of the bug world and need to be exterminated. Or in the case of monster girls, captured by honey bees and made to enjoy vanilla sex instead of stabbing people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003883
Honey bees yes.

Hornets no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003877
I'll get back to writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003868
>>13003863
>>13003856

http://i.imgur.com/t8sN9EU.jpg

>Hating on bees and/or hornet girls

It's like you faggots have never dared to wonder what filling a honeypot with your delicious nectar is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003869
There's a certain story involving a hornet, her stinger, sadism and one poor victim who will never get an erection again.

Seriously, fuck hornets.

[Anonymous No.]

Before the thread dies, what song would you sing as a lullaby for your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003890
I see that hate in their eyes. Not going to fall for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003890
Where's that from anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003890
Nigger have you been reading? We hate hornets, for good reason, honey bees are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003884
>honey bees reforming a hornet

I'd like to see that, or maybe a thugdere hornet that only stabs people if they bully her husbando.

In private she's as harmless as a normal honey bee girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003902
I may be terrified of honey bees but I still like what they do.

Hornets and wasps can fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003879
Just be happy that you've never met a mud wasp.
Those fuckers are awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003900

http://i.imgur.com/am7DY6N.jpg

First Jingai Shunman volume.

Also has the BDSM Centaur dragoon that i'm almost certain Nina was based on by z-ton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003908
Oh yeah.

My uncle got stung in the nuts by one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003890
where's this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13003897

Build That Wall (Zia's Theme) from Bastion If I knew how to sing... or what to sing, for that matter.