[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 20 KB, 182x171, 1257395743288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12994259 No.12994259 [Reply] [Original]

If you ever actually went to Gensokyo Mokou is the only Touhou who would save you from being devoured by Youkai out of a genuine sense of compassion.

>> No.12994268

When she opens her heart to me, I shall consume it

>> No.12994278

What about Keine?

>> No.12994281
File: 260 KB, 500x361, 1373168131831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12994281

>>12994259
If that ever happened, I would tell her how much I hate her and to kindly fuck off because I would rather be devoured by a youkai. Especially if it's a cute and pretty little youkai like Rumia.

>> No.12994308

>>12994278
I want hakutaku keine to force herself onto me

>> No.12994341

Oh and by the way /jp/, out of the girls who aren't actually Youkai and who wouldn't be the ones eating you in the first place, Kaguya would probably be the least likely to offer any help.

>> No.12994443

>>12994341
That's wrong. Kaguya understands that, since she is living on Earth, she should help others. It's very likely that if she saw a human about to be eaten by a youkai she would take initiative and try to help them. What is unlikely, however, is Kaguya being the one to run across that human since she spends most of her time at Eientei and not walking around the forest.

>> No.12994466

>>12994341
I dont care, I still like Kaguya way more.
Mokou is a gross tomboy dyke that smells bad and lives outside like an animal.

Kaguya is hot and sexy and I like her the most. If she is a mean bitch that wants to bully me or be mean to me, I wouldnt care because she is pretty and not ugly like moukou.

>> No.12994469

Too bad you'll almost never encounter Mokou outside of the Bamboo Forest.
Odds of saving you probably go Reimu > Marisa > Sanae > Mokou > Kiene > Taoists > Sakuya > Reisen > Youmu > Kaguya > Eirin

>> No.12994650

>>12994469
The only saving Sakuya would do is shrink wrapping and freezing
.

>> No.12994860

>>12994650
Akyuu tells of this villager who passed out and was saved and taken into the mansion by presumably Sakuya, he later escaped.

>> No.12995478
File: 36 KB, 600x600, 1418436081427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12995478

>>12994443
>Kaguya understands that, since she is living on Earth, she should help others

Except no, because she's a self-absorbed bitch.

>> No.12995486

>>12994466
kaguya, what a shit, what a shit! stupid bitch ned 2 go back 2 the moon, she go pond rice cake for mokou w/i the bunies, kaguya but a slave for the great mokou! my heart burn for mokou, the passion, fury it eminate warm the earth, i cannot bear it, my heart like to explode. kaguya, my heart only feel hate, it cold, deep, frozen in the icebox only mokou cna bring it out and warm with her radiance! kaguya, a lazy slut, she canot do anything without the entei, but mokou, there is no task she canto complte, not even hurcules can best her labors, her power her skill her beauty pearless, kaguya kiss her feet, an obscene girl, she can only looka t up the wonder that is mokou

>> No.12995714

>>12994281
take you vore shit to /d/

>> No.12995734

>>12994259
I belive Miko will do it too, and probably Sanea, especially Sanae, I bet she will love to have someone to talk about the real world even if just for a day, before going back.

>> No.12995738

>>12995714
That's not actually vore though. Vore = being swallowed whole.

Being chewed to pieces is guro.

>> No.12995748

>>12995734
Miko and Futo will. If you shout "Help meee Mikoemooon!" she might be able to hear you and let you stay at her place fore saftey.

>> No.12995762

>>12995738
>-vorous: a combining form meaning “eating, gaining sustenance from” that specified by the initial element

>> No.12995763

>>12995748
at least Miko is kind enough to not push her belief on someone, so I could at least live with them avoiding "BECOME A TAOIST" at least from her, Futo on the other side will probably try to force me into it, so I can admire the prince.

>> No.12995770

>>12995762
Is that the sadpanda definition?

>> No.12995794
File: 387 KB, 800x1132, 9706985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12995794

Mokou is taller than Kaguya and therefore superior.

You know, in addition to being a genuinely better person.

>> No.12996211

>>12995794
word

>> No.12996426
File: 429 KB, 757x1000, 0c9769dbe2f813c4323e9af6f7c632fc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12996426

>>12994278
Would Keine attack people while in her hakutaku form?

>> No.12996454

>>12994341
>>12994469
Uhhh, Eirin told Kaguya that their purpose on Earth is to help human beings, that's why they run the clinic. Eirin doesn't even care if you don't pay her immediately, she can wait for it.

Kaguya also loves visitors to her manor which means she'll probably treat them with lots of respect.

>> No.12996535
File: 1.88 MB, 800x1098, 1357877995315.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12996535

>>12996454
Eirin runs the clinic. Kaguya sits around all day being of no use to anyone.

>> No.12996537

>>12995478
Oh god I need her to ballbust me right now.

>> No.12996568

>>12996454
>Uhhh,
This meme needs to stop.

>> No.12996605

>>12996568
Are you baiting me or do you actually have a stick so far up your ass you think that "uhhh" is a meme?

>> No.12996661

>>12996605

By the literal definition someone going "uhhh" is a meme.

>> No.12996663

>>12996426
Probably not, no.

>> No.12996713
File: 402 KB, 700x700, 1343187311245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12996713

>>12996663
But then if she doesn't bite people how would anyone else become a herehakutaku?

>> No.12996733

>>12996713
I don't think it's transmitted by bite. And even if it is, she's still in control of herself on full moon nights.

>> No.12996747

>>12996733
Of course it's transmitted by a bite, stupid!

And if she weren't a raving bloodthirsty monster, she wouldn't be biting anyone!

Couldn't you just feel her hysterical bloodlust during the IN extra stage?

>> No.12996760

>>12996747
No.

>> No.12996824

>>12995486
Settle down, Mokou.

>> No.12996987
File: 382 KB, 700x700, c5f80a9c34ce99ea168acdca635a2e00.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12996987

Could keine alter kaguya's history to make it so she'd never taken the hourai elixir and thus allow mokou to kill her once and for all? Or am I misunderstanding how her power works?

>> No.12997053

>>12996987
It's only the perception of history that she can alter.

>> No.12997056

>>12997053
I thought her hakutaku form could actually change history.

>> No.12997125

>>12997056
Her hakutaku form can create new history. Her normal form can only make people forget a part of it.

Still, she can only change history. She can't change the present.

>> No.12997355

>>12994860
>escaped
Remilia likes fresh meat, it seems.

>> No.12997362

Give me 5 years, a lot of luck, a good amount of high quality cucumbers, enough medical expertise and a internet connection, another boatload of luck and I'll maybe be able to do something too.

>> No.12997385

>>12997125
But she temporarily erased the village in IN, in the present, by making it so it was never settled. Right?

>> No.12997412

>>12997385
No, it changed the perception of history.
The village was still there but if you asked anyone about it they would reply:
>village? What village?

>> No.12997983
File: 343 KB, 525x810, 73f3363da0e0088dad4b084d1bcdd110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12997983

Byakuren-sama would save me!

>> No.12998044

I think Alice would help out too, considering how she's a former human and what she did in SaBND.

>> No.13000282

>>12997983
and then force you to be become a monk.

>> No.13000657

>>12997983
You couldn't stand staying with her though.
She'll make you destroy or get rid of any weapons you brought with you to Gensokyo to defend yourself and you will have to subsist on whatever horrid vegan food she supplies.

>> No.13000883
File: 75 KB, 399x299, cudgels1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13000883

>>13000657
>She'll make you destroy or get rid of any weapons you brought with you to Gensokyo to defend yourself

That's some bullshit, how come she allows Shou to carry around a spear?! Eh fuck it, find a nice hardwood staff or a shillelagh and practice with it. If she bitches say it's a walking stick.

>> No.13000894

>>13000657
>natural non gmo food is horrid
You take that back! Besides, with more chickens and cows for youkai to eat, human "disappearances" will decrease, and the humans they do catch will be healthier and satiate them longer. Everyone wins, doubly so if the captee is into vore.

>> No.13000897
File: 76 KB, 531x419, 1356726127617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13000897

>>13000883
Anyone with half a brain isn't going to Gensokyo not dressed like this.

>> No.13000902

>>13000883
Shou carries the spear exactly as a walking stick.

>> No.13000955
File: 1.29 MB, 280x200, Mortal_Kombat_II_Sub_Zero_Fatality_1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13000955

>>13000897
>Anyone with half a brain isn't going to Gensokyo not dressed like this.

The walking stick / fighting staff / shillelagh suggestion was for when after Byakuren makes you destroy/get rid of any weapons on your person as per >>13000657 said.

Also if I was armed like John Rambo Cirno still will come by and kill me like Sub Zero.

>>13000902
>Shou carries the spear exactly as a walking stick.

It's still a weapon yet Byakuren allows Shou to carry it which is rather hypocritical. She could've forced Shou to use an actual stick instead but she doesn't.

>> No.13000978

>>13000955
Shou was pacificed to the point where she doesn't even know how to use the spear as a weapon.
>As a treasure youkai, she isn't very skilled at martial arts. 80% of her strength comes from the Laser Pagoda.
>Shou also wields a long spear, but it is for decorative purposes. It is primarily intended to lend her an air of majesty and she uses it as a walking stick.
Though, you can say that's just A9 being wrong as usual.

>> No.13001015
File: 24 KB, 340x652, Reisen Udongein Inaba costume.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13001015

Super racist.
Uses gun.
Invents and sells her shit to villagers to make capital.

Reisen is the most american touhou, surely she would come to my aid when I flash her some cash.

>> No.13001165

>>13000897
more_dakka.jpg

>> No.13010677

>>13000897
that's a man who is serious about removing kebab

>> No.13013092

>>13000657

Buddhists are vegetarians though, not vegans. And I'm already a vegetarian, so it all works out!

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action