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Your penis anon
I will be taking it

>> No.1298813

ok

>> No.1298817

fine by me

>> No.1298815

sure, i wasn't gonna use it anyways

>> No.1298823

At least it's going to a better home.

>> No.1298824

>>1298815
What the hell are you talking about, you idiot? How am I supposed to masturbate now?

>> No.1298828

You can have my penis in exchange for some source.

>> No.1298829

>>1298811
At least you'll have a use for it...

>> No.1298830

>>1298824
Prostate massage.

>> No.1298832

damn right you will be taking it
in every orifice

>> No.1298837

>>1298830
That doesn't work if the penis is gone!

>> No.1298838

>>1298837
IT does.

>> No.1298840

/jp/ - Health & Fitness

>> No.1298844

>>1298838
I lost my penis. I think I would know.

>> No.1298849

>>1298844
Thats only because you lost your BALLS too fagget, it works without a penis.

>> No.1298850

>>1298844
lolwut? How did that happen?

I hear prostate massage is pretty crap, it's all the mess without the orgasm.

>> No.1298851

>>1298844
Croatia would know dude.

>> No.1298852

>>1298850

I've heard it's the best a man can experience, but I don't think it's worth it if they have to stick a couple of fingers up your ass.

>> No.1298863

>>1298852
Oh you mean must stimulate the prostate, yeah i hear it's the male g spot

I was refering to prostate milking, where you squeeze the prostate a bit and force the seminal fluids out without experiencing an orgasm.

>> No.1298869

>>1298863
What's the point of that.

>> No.1298871
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>>1298863
WE CAN BE MILKED?!

>> No.1298895

>>1298869
For health reason, flashing the prostate helps in preventing cancer. If you can't do it by orgasm then you have to resort to milking.

Alternatively if you've been bad, your loli might decide to handcuff you to the bed post, put your raging pOnOs into her loli vagOO and ride you until you're just about to come. Then suddenly stop, jam an electrified viberator up your anus and force out all of your fizz while denying you of your orgasm.

>> No.1298910

>>1298895
that'd be really mean.

>> No.1298914

>>1298895
my loli doesn't get to do that, she wouldn't want to get her bones broken (again)

>> No.1298926

>>1298895
i wish i had a loli like that

>> No.1298961

>>1298914
You're a faggot.

>> No.1298975

>>1298914
I don't think you have a loli. Enjoy ramming a vibrator up your anus and breaking your own bones. Alone.

>> No.1299020

>>1298975
I suppose you're just jealous because you let your loli walk all over you and give you blue balls, pussy.

>> No.1299022

>>1299020
Jealous of not having a loli? What the fuck are you on?

>> No.1299043

It doesn't have to be that complicated though, your loli can just fap you until you tell her that you're about to cum all over her pretty face. Then just as you pass the point of no return she stops everything, so that you get ejaculation while experiencing no orgasm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruined_orgasm

>> No.1299754

And what game would this be?

>> No.1299843
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>>1299754
err... I forgot the name but it's this one.

>> No.1300126

>>1298811
Is that blood I see in there?...

For future use FU***N SAVED!!!

>> No.1300133

>>1300126
>[b]
>FU***N

8/10, you almost got me

>> No.1300148

>>1299843
That doesn't help.

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>>1298811

Fuck you.

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