/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So let's say the work week's done for you in the human village.
You wake up, you eat a good breakfast, you have a purse full of money, and walk to the edge of the human village...
Then what? There's literally nothing good to look forward to in Gensokyo. Step outside and you'll be gobbled up instantly by any bumblefuck youkai. Want to visit a shrine or temple? Too bad, 100% Youkai. What is there to do for fun?

[Anonymous No.]

Play around in the human village.
Work.

[Anonymous No.]

Placing yourself at risk is living, the rest is television.

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>>12982877
No electricity in Gensokyo save for a shoddily constructed nuclear reactor and Kappa Radioshack garbage

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make shitty threads on the jay

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Look for women to rape

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Have sex with the schoolteacher

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>>12982859
Give into apathy that surrounds you, and go on a rant about how pointless everything is before starting an incident

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>>12982882
Would Yuuka be able to use spellcards in the human village?

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>>12982859
Drink, eat, and be merry.

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Basically everyone who can read a fucking book becomes a magician, so read and become like Marisa

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>>12982950
So if I somehow can get wi-fi and I have my laptop, I'm somehow a wizard? Sheeit, time to go laugh at Patchouli

[Anonymous No.]

Plenty of fairies to do various activities with.

[Anonymous No.]

Lift, get /fit/, and attract the eye of a certain oni.

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>>12982996
I think you'd be a wizard regardless on reading a book or having a laptop, dude

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>>12983079
I'm not sure if that's tolerated even in Gensokyo

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>>12983124
The Gensokyo where it's okay to murder fairies because they respawn?

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>>12983377
Murder is only allowed because it occurs in the context of Gensokyo's national sport.

You'll have to have a way to dress up your, uh, activities, if you'll want them to fly.

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>>12982859
Trick question, the week's work is never done. In fact, you have to work overtime to make up for some of last week's work you couldn't get done.

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>>12982950
But I still can't read a nip book.
I better do my reps before going to Gensokyo.

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>>12982859
Go to restaurants and slowly cover the whole human village and then write a guide.

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>>12983465
This is my plan as well!

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>>12982887

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The average human is stronger than the average youkai. Most youkai are literally walking talking banana peels. Most are harmless as well. You need to go way out of bounds to find a dangerous youkai.

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>>12983796
I want secondaries to leave.

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>>12983796

[Citation Needed]

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>>12983811
Look it up dork. Just because 2hhu is focused on showing the stronger youkai doesn't mean every bumhole youkai is unbelievably strong. The human village would be gone in one night if it were so.

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>>12983813
Why don't you read some written works before talking?

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>>12983829
not canon

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>>12983813
>The human village would be gone in one night if it were so.

The fact that you say that just shows even more you have no idea what you're talking about. Please follow the advice in >>12983806.

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>>12983833
>Completely ignoring the works written by Zun
>Not knowing there are canon works
Okay

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>>12983813
>doesn't mean every bumhole youkai is unbelievably strong
look it up dork, youkai are physically stronger than humans in general, not just the higher tiers
many are still harmless by disposition but that's besides the point
>The human village would be gone in one night if it were so
check out this secondary that doesn't even recognize having a human population is necessary for youkai survival and that the village is forbidden from harm

[Anonymous No.]

Moriya is safe though, right? I won't get raped to death by tengus if I climb up the mountain, right?

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>>12983914
As long you ask nicely.
Actually the Kanako project is almost complete so it should be even easier to get to the shrine these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't nearly everyone follow the spell card rules these days? You could go over to Chireiden if you wanted I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we ship existentialism into human village?

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>>12982859
You can hang out with the Taoists I guess
>Inb4 muh sekret club

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>>12984053
Yukari would kick you out of Gensokyo.

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If I somehow capture some youkai and keep them in my basement rape dungeon so I can fuck them and make more youkai to rape, would people care if they foundout?

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Dress up nicely, buy a present from Kourindou and try to reach SDM or die trying.

Use previously bought candy to trick some fairies into cunnilingus and raspberries on the way to the SDM.

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>>12984463
People would be the least of your problems.

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>>12982859
>Step outside and you'll be gobbled up instantly by any bumblefuck youkai.
Except you are not. If you are from the village, you are protected by the spellcard rules.

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>>12984463
Sounds like a typical doujin, so why not?

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>>12983811
>Humans (人間, ningen) in the land of Gensokyo are physically similar to humans in our world, but are remarkably different in terms of abilities. In ancient times, brave humans, who knew how to deal with supernatural entities, traveled to a youkai-infested area that we now call Gensokyo. They settled there in order to watch the youkai and keep them from terrorizing the rest of the countryside. These capable humans battled the youkai often. One day, Gensokyo was sealed away from the rest of the world. Having been separated from the rest of humanity, Gensokyo humans have ignored scientific advances and developed formidable innate spiritual power to survive. Today, the normal Gensokyo human is probably a little more powerful than the average youkai, but the population of youkai greatly outnumbers humans. Most humans live in the Human Village, but a few live in other notable locations.

>Of course, there exist exceptional humans who can fight on equal terms against the most powerful beings in Gensokyo.

From Perfect Memento in Strict Sense.

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>>12984636
And i forgot to add: If you read any of the official manga, you learn that most youkai does not have human form, only the strongest ones have human form. So, even stage 1 trash such as Rumia and Wriggle are much stronger than the average human.

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>>12984657
>trash such as Rumia
rude

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>>12983796
>Most youkai are literally walking talking banana peels.
It's funny since Marisa literally stomped one out of existance in FS.
Why hasn't spacejin drawn her stomping balls?

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>>12982859
>having fun
>having an excess of money
>not being worked to death all the time to provide
This is a bullshit scenario.

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>>12984866
>being a wage slave in Gensokyo

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>>12984759
She doesn't need to cry. She's a cute little trash.

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>>12985538
Hm.. I wonder if I could open a youkai photography studio.

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>>12985668
Paying her with what? Spirited away humans?

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>>12985726
The joy of being a famous beauty, and sake.

[Anonymous No.]

Bring Christianity into the Genso.

Knowing how religions work there, i'd probably end up bringing Jesus to Gensokyo somehow and a few other saints as well. In the near-future outside world there'd be very few faithful christians remaining, so if i managed to gather more faith for Jesus in Gensokyo than there currently was on earth, he'd likely bail out to genso. Of course, deities upon arriving in Gensokyo all become cute lolis.

If i was sucessful in proselytizing, loli Jesus and the other loli saints could grow relatively strong and thrive due to the faith of humans.

Fuck youkai.

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>>12985843
I like this a lot

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>>12985843
Isn't Christianity really intolerant of other religions, though? How would you handle all the gods walking around?

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>>12985905
>Isn't Christianity really intolerant of other religions, though?

With the fringe nutters sure, like with every religion. But as a whole Christianity is inclusivistic, like all major world religions.

The precedent for Christians accepting salvation for the unbaptized goes back at least at far as the fourth century, also.

Righteous non-believers are protected from hell thanks to these theological concepts like "invincible ignorance" and whatnot.

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>>12985843
Bring back Sari chan.

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>>12985843
If ZUN keeps up the whole historical religion coming to Japan narrative then we'll get a Jesuit touhou eventually.

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>>12985975
>Jesuit Touhou
I am ok with this, if it's Jean de Brébeuf.

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>>12982859
You could look for youkais to have sex with.

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>>12985949
Central to the commandments (which are like the constitutional document of the christian tradition) is the statement that people must not worship other gods. If you have decided to base your ideas about Christianity on history then know that you have done so in support of bloodshed, and if you have decided to base them on it's texts then know that they are fraught with inconsistency and advocate as much ancient jewish bloodshed as they do peace for thy neighbor.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't we have a Nobunaga Touhou?

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>>12986129
That's one good question. Maybe because there are historical papers and proofs about him, and he is not a myth / legend.

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>>12986081
>(which are like the constitutional document of the christian tradition)

They're not though. At all.

First of all, there aren't even "ten commandments" in the Hebrew bible. There are the 613 mitzvot, 10 of which are emphasized by Christians, but they're far from anything like a "constitutional document."

I don't think you know much about religion at all.

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>>12985843
There's already Touhou Jesus

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>>12986144
Why is Hina's leg glowing? Is it a hint of some sort?

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>>12985975
What are the chances of ZUN bringing in dead religions, like the Greek gods, or maybe even something a little farther out there like the Aztec gods? I feel like ancient gods starved of faith might find their way into Gensokyo at some point, but ZUN seems to mostly just be focusing on Eastern non-dead religions.

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>>12986213
That would be stupid because those religions never had anything to do with Japan historically while Shinto, Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism, and Christianity have.

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>>12986232
Yeah, I guess so. I suppose a setting needs to maintain some kind of direction or it will become a clusterfuck, after all.

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>>12986175
You're right, there aren't "10 commandments" in the Hebrew bible. But there are in all of the modern, christian ones.
You've listed a bunch of irrelevant facts, none of which answer my statement. I'm done responding to you though. You've obviously chosen, like every other religious person, to believe and disbelieve whatever combination you like of religious statements your jewish books have passed down to you.

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>>12986265
>You've listed a bunch of irrelevant facts,

That's hardly irrelevant.

>You've obviously chosen, like every other religious person, to believe and disbelieve whatever combination you like of religious statements your jewish books have passed down to you.

What's with this grasping? What are you so butthurt about?

Look why don't you try taking something like a religious studies course at university if you'd like to have some idea what you're talking about.

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>>12986346
looks like somebody got an extra helping of self-confidence in his religious studies class this morning

>>12985949
yeah that's why they went around imprisoning and burning the books of all those people for doctrinal imperfection back in the early church days

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>>12984486
>trick some fairies into cunnilingus
oh geez, I would spend my whole life eating fairy cunny in gensokyo.

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>>12986403
>fairy cunny
Lewd, anon. Fairies are for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12986403
For cuddling your face in their cunny

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>>12987087
I wonder if eating out Cirno is like licking melting ice cream

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>>12982859
Join the gangbang club and start gangbanging.

[Anonymous No.]

How would Artorias The Abysswalker handle Gensokyo /jp/?

109 hours on dark souls I can't stop playing this game fuck it's too addicting.

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>>12986383
I actually haven't taken one of those courses for a while. But clearly I've retained more than any average wikipedia scholar will ever learn.

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>>12982859
human village is full of youkais as well

the only good answer is find some cute villager girl, cuddle, fuck and eventually marry her.

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>>12987753

Gross dude. Why would you want some disgusting human when there is all kinds of delicious youkai to pursue?

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>>12987763
>>12987763
There is no guarantee you'll find a pussy under some Youkai skirt, They maybe looks like humans but they aren't, if you are so careless with them, you're not going to live much there.

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Accumulate mushrooms and books and things and then cucumbers and technology.

Lure Nitori out with the cucumbers and technology. Ask her to flag down Marisa. Let Marisa borrow my mushrooms and books and doggedly pursue her as an apprentice. Basically try to get in good with some 2hus until I can acquire danmaku.

Maybe I could learn the Tao or Buddhism powers.

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>>12987923
Those Taoists are desperate for followers, they would take you.

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>>12982859
go ask if i can help out in hell

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>>12987697
Seeing as he couldn't even handle the Abyss and Manus, he probably wouldn't last a second in Gensokyo.

His boss fight is so fucking awesome!

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>>12984133
She could try.

She'd be no match for his spellcard: Facial Hair Sign: Nihilist Moustache.

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>>12985538
Do not bathe the Rumia. She's old enough to do it herself.

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>>12985843
Man you are going to get alot of butthurt from the other deities in Gensokyou.
Spread his word as far and wide as you can.
Show peace, and humility in all your actions.
Speak with a gentle voice that invokes a feeling of love.
Do not fight unless needed against those who will oppress you: human, youkai, or deity.
And remember Yaweh & Jesus will be with you, and give you the strength to defeat everyone with any power if you do everything above.

Now go out and spread the word. Spread it for Jesus-chan because she's better than Miko & Byakuren.

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>>12985843
Aren't people from the Abrahamic faith OP or equal to Reimu in Gensokyo due to God being Omnipotent and having half of humanity following him?

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>>12989230
>equal to Reimu
Reimu ain't that broken.

But yeah, monotheist gods are fuck you Gensokyo tier. Actually for the very same reason you probably won't hear about them, they're way too popular and strong in our world they have no need to do Kanako tricks to survive.

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>>12986265
>says something stupid
>y-you must be a Christian, I'm not talking to you anymore!

stupid faggot

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>>12984053
I'd be the first absurdist philosopher in Gensokyo and turn into a Youkai of Absurdity after a few decades, since that's how that sorta thing apparently works.

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>>12982859
>Then what? There's literally nothing good to look forward to in Gensokyo
There's genocide to be had.
You can go and butcher fairies by the dozen and nobody would bat an eyelid.

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>>12989238
>Reimu ain't that broken
In a straight fight, the worst outcome for Reimu is a draw.
Against everyone there is.

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>>12989238
I want to crusade in Gensokyo committing Deicide against Kanako and other false deities.

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>>12987645
Despite being an ice fairy, she has a warm body.

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>>12989569
she's canonically cold/freezing to the touch

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>>12984657
Fuck you man, Wriggle is a good girl!

[Anonymous No.]

sleep, eat.

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>>12989694
You only like her because of her cute little feet.

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>>12989723
That's not true, I like her cute little feet on top of liking her!

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>>12989735

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>>12989631
I apparently got some misleading information from somewhere. Thank you for setting me straight. Time to re-read the things.

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>>12989488
Except stuff like Eiki which is said to be stronger than Yukari, Yuyuko and Reimu combined

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>>12989805
Them yama. man.

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>>12989805
Reimu can just flee from Eiki's judgment.
Besides, Reimu is as white and pure as the first snow on the first night of a winter.

[Anonymous No.]

The spellcard rules state that Youkai can easily create incidents and that the humans can easily fix them (aka, Youkai not using their abilities at their full potential). The whole spellcard fight thing is more play fighting than real fights.

[Anonymous No.]

STOP ABUSING THE SPOILER TEXT FEATURE OH MY GOD

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if with enough medical knowledge and some bribes in the form of cucumbers I can get some cybernetic implants and a brain-computer interface.

Then slowly but surely become known as some kind of beast of living metal born out if the semi mysticism for outside world tech.

then use the combination of neurons and silicon to rapidly learn and improve exponentially and then stage a "attack" on the lunar capital just to scare the beejezus out of the inhabitants

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>>12984053
Wouldn't it have to disappear from the world in order to do that?

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>>12982892
No, but she wouldn't need to. She uses unbelievable strength for her attacks.

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>>12989723
Maybe Gensokyo needs a gym teacher..

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>>12990219
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm13508778

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>>12982892
Yes, but why would you play danmaku when someone is trying to rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

Introduce digital storage and the internet to Genso with the help of the kappa

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>>12990239
So lewd.

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>>12990239
That's not how you properly exercise, Sanae-san.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm12217304

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>>12982859
Welcome to country life.

>So let's say the work week's done
You have no idea.

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>>12990219
dat but
dem feet

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>>12991524
sukiyo? Where's the guro?

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>>12996296
That's actually Akou Roushi.

[Anon No.]

Grazing

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>>12989860
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>>12989694
>>12989723
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>>12990219
All these lewd feet!

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>>12982859
Train, get ripped, cleanse the wilderness.

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>>12999619
I can't wait for the time to come when Reimu will have to exterminate Marisa.

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>>12999731
There's a sooner one coming up.

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>>12999765
One of these years, anyway.