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Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:21:44 No.12982671 [Reply] [Original]

>forced into the deepest part of what used to be hell for being a mind reader
>as soon as she meets someone new she makes it blatantly obvious she is reading their mind and keeps cutting off their sentences
Does Satori have Aspergers or something? Was she actually banished to hell for being an annoying shithead aspie and not for being a mind reader?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:25:58 No.12982688 It's what satori do. They're fairly obnoxious youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:26:57 No.12982693 She's a crazy cat lady. She even dresses like one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:28:01 No.12982699 Yes, it's the ultimate basement for the ultimate aspie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:29:58 No.12982706 Satori can read thoughts. Miko can hear people desires then deducts their thoughts. Reisen can see brainwave inside people's head and deduct people's personality (still can't get a ping on Reimu, Marisa or the Yama).

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:35:42 No.12982727 I don't own slippers so tell me: do her feet get sweaty?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:45:34 No.12982763 File: 3.25 MB, 1764x2456, 1f7acf15659ab3ed69fb22ccd3b4c8be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12982699 Fuck, it would be so calming to know that the busy world was that far above me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 00:46:06 No.12982765 >>12982727 I wear slippers every day and my feet get sweaty. I don't know the specifics of the climate of Satori's location (she is right outside city at old hell? how close to fires?) but I do imagine her feet are warm and soft and sweaty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 02:07:32 No.12983070 File: 846 KB, 1350x1800, 585c55d569fc8f27c1744822d08875cf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does she eat down there, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:20:07 No.12983245 >>12982706 Satori confirmed for being banished for being an annoying aspie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 03:27:23 No.12983258 >>12983070 Ass burgers

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 07:17:43 No.12983723 >>12982671 Who are you quoting though?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:01:56 No.12983841 >>12983723 Your boypussy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:26:33 No.12983880 >>12982688 They also rape people, don't forget that part.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:29:48 No.12983889 File: 496 KB, 1953x1965, 1361306605895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if i could read minds i would kill all filthy religionhus, only real youkai and non-religious animalhus shall remain

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:39:54 No.12983930 What kind of crazy lady would have a cat and a crow as pets?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:45:00 No.12983953 >>12983070 Plump helmets.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 08:49:57 No.12983975 File: 40 KB, 300x263, 1413576329954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12983953 LMAO 2 CAT

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:03:42 No.12984010
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>>12982688
This. Satori is a satori (duh); reading your thoughts out loud to annoy you is what they do.

>People are said to meet them while walking along mountain paths or resting in the mountains. Upon reading a person's mind, the satori would say the person's thoughts aloud faster than a human could.
>They would appear before people at mountain huts, and are even said to try to eat and kill if they have a chance, but if something unexpectedly strikes the satori, they become stricken with fear due to fact that something unexpected occurred, and run away.

In other words, if confronted by Satori, strike first and it will be humanity's win.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:12:32 No.12984033 >>12983975 Why there is no Dwarf Fortress/Touhou fanfic? Would read the shit out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:19:35 No.12984049 >>12982688 >obnoxious youkai Seems redundant.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:40:10 No.12984085

What? She's just politely informing the person that she can read minds. She knows that some people/youkai might feel uncomfortable near mind reader so she warns them in advance.
It's Reimu who's complete asshole. Even though Satori was extremely polite and hospitable, offered a tea to the stranger and was willing to cooperate, Reimu still attacked her "just because".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:48:05 No.12984104 >>12984085 >It's Reimu who's complete asshole. I don't think anyone disputes this. It's still possible for both parties to be assholes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:53:08 No.12984121 >>12984033 There's Suika Fortress stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:55:25 No.12984126 >>12984085 Her pet makes Reimu come all the way down there, might as well beat her up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 09:58:00 No.12984137 >>12984126 Reimu didn't know about Rin's or Utsuho's involvement at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 10:04:28 No.12984152 >>12984137 But in the end her intuition pays off!

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun, Feb 1, 2015 11:45:41 No.12984442
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She wants people to leave her alone, because deep down she doesn't want to be hated.

And Satori reading my thoughts aloud would be pretty erotic, I wouldn't get mad but aroused.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 12:18:53 No.12984578 >>12984121 That's mod, not fanfic or comics.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 1, 2015 14:48:13 No.12985233 >>12984121 All I can find is a 2 year old unfinished graphics hack. Is there some other one?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:33:51 No.12991332 Do you think Satori would hate me if I had nothing but constant sexual thoughts of her.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:40:37 No.12991352 >>12982671 Satori's long since given up on improving her relationship with humans, if she ever tried to at all. >>12984442 I'd believe it. She's pretty strong, really. You don't see her mutilating herself like her sister to escape the hate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:42:57 No.12991357 File: 411 KB, 1821x1290, angry komeiji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12991332 She'd be pretty annoyed, at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:43:53 No.12991362 File: 250 KB, 1057x1100, 2fe16a69c3ab6a8017ac991d0bc26fb6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12991332 No, she would make you a pet, since you obviously only have base animal impulses in your mind that you're helpless to control.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:45:13 No.12991365 File: 142 KB, 850x850, 1344440745119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12984010 So the best way to deal with Satori is to indiscriminately attack her as soon as you see her? Got it!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:45:22 No.12991367 >>12983070 Her pets

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:45:44 No.12991368 File: 1.28 MB, 1100x1700, 48420520_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to play strip chess with satori.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:46:52 No.12991374 >>12991365 Please don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:47:29 No.12991377 >>12991368 Satori wouldn't lose a single game. what are you even thinking, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:49:19 No.12991381 >>12991377 It's not about winning, it's about losing slowly enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:49:41 No.12991382 File: 136 KB, 1130x900, thefreakinbest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12991368 >white is that undeveloped LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:50:22 No.12991384 File: 644 KB, 1250x1500, satori cards1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12991368 >If I lose... >I'll do one thing the winner asks of me - anything at all!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:50:29 No.12991386 >>12991368 I think the only way you could win is if you had reached a zen of mind, or if you were sloshed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:51:02 No.12991390 >>12991382 I mean black. Oops

Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:53:11 No.12991396
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>>12991374
But that's the only way to beat her, you can't hesitate and think about it!
I guess one will have to subconsciously condition themselves that Satori's face makes a perfect home for one's fist and that the two should be united posthaste if you ever come into contact with her. That way a punch to the face will automatically happen before you even think about doing it, thus surprising Satori and gaining the upper hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 20:54:15 No.12991399 >>12991396 But you don't need to beat her. She's harmless, really.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 21:09:49 No.12991432 >>12991390 Just how I like 'em

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 21:26:10 No.12991476 >>12991411 Who let her drink?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 21:33:00 No.12991497 >>12991411 Shit, should I put her to bed, or What if she starts getting all touchy

Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 21:54:20 No.12991576

>>12991377
No, unless she is indeed a good chess player she is at great disadvantage.
You make your move because you know it's good and you don't see a way it can be countered. You don't lose to moves you calculated, usually unexpected opponent's moves win the games, combinations that you couldn't predict. Just don't try to win against Satori with cheap strategies that you already know how to counter.
After your move just close your eyes and think about something else. This way Satori will need to either make a move which you already calculated (and thus expect) or make a random or even illegal (since probably she doesn't even know the rules) move.

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Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 22:07:03 No.12991614

>>12991576
>usually unexpected opponent's moves win the games, combinations that you couldn't predict
...which you can predict by being a mind reader

If you're assuming she's shit at chess by default then sure she'd be bad anyway, but mind reading doesn't put her at a disadvantage.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 22:09:10 No.12991621 >>12991614 >If you're assuming she's shit at chess by default That's exactly what he said >No, unless she is indeed a good chess player

Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 22:16:47 No.12991650

>>12991614
Just to clarify.
Satori can't make unexpected move. Because if you don't expect it, Satori can't read it. All her moves are going to be "expected" or random.
You can't make unexpected moves too, but it doesn't matter. Every your move tries to win, every Satori's move is just a response. Unless you put yourself in situation of "wait... I just realized I made a mistake", Satori has no chances.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 22:20:06 No.12991662 >>12991650 >wait... I just realized I made a mistake That happened to me a lot last time I played chess.

Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 22:28:11 No.12991704
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>portal to gensokyo
>stumble upon the satori
>she learns all these scenarios you feverishly imagined from all your years on /jp/

I don't think I even have a smug enough image

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 22:28:14 No.12991705 >>12984010 >but if something unexpectedly strikes the satori, they become stricken with fear due to fact that something unexpected occurred, and run away. It kills me how satoris are literally autistic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 22:39:02 No.12991753 I WANT TO BRUTALLY FUCK SATORI'S THIGHS I WANT SATORI TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO BURY MY FACE IN SATORIS PITS FUCK

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>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon, Feb 2, 2015 23:00:17 No.12991839 >>12991497 >>12991771 or >>12991753

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 23:11:30 No.12991864 >>12991704 Got tinfoil for that, nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 2, 2015 23:17:12 No.12991881 >>12991771 おねえちゃんペロペロ

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 4, 2015 14:09:52 No.12998710 >>12982671 All psykers are autistic. Now excuse me while I roll a Satori expy in Dark Heresy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 5, 2015 00:14:56 No.13001364 >>12991377 I want her to lose on purpose.

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Anonymous Thu, Feb 5, 2015 18:37:29 No.13004268
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Satori is one of the most popular characters in /jp/. Definitely top-5. We have Satori threads non-stop for the past few months.

And you know why? Satori is an embodiment of your average /jp/sie. She was rejected by society (just like anons here) and she's hiding from it in her palace (mom's basement). She has no friends so she communicates only with pets (other 4channers). Satori probably thinks she is smarter and better than all the people aboveground (normal people with work and friends). But when Satori finally meets an outsider (a normalfag) she was beaten hard. In the end she is just a nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 01:52:35 No.13005907 >>13004268 All I know is that >>12991771 and >>12991912 reminded me that I really want to be the Satori as well

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 07:19:01 No.13007564 File: 260 KB, 800x600, 1409551280689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to bury my face in satori.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 07:26:38 No.13007628 I want to gangbang Satori!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 07:27:39 No.13007636 I want to become Satoris friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 07:28:53 No.13007650 File: 442 KB, 1821x1290, f1b593638c2bfe846503f19fe1730683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13007628 I want to lick her cum covered body afterwards!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 07:47:25 No.13007758 File: 2.09 MB, 1746x1500, 47589344_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best sisters?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 08:12:02 No.13007851 >>12982671 Some touhous simply aren't good people. Satori hates mostly everybody else and doesn't miss chances of messing with them when she has a chance.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 13:30:42 No.13009308 >>13007851 Are you saying you wouldn't if you weren't a mind reader? Humans just have thin skin. I'd have tons of fun with Satori and her zoo house. Except Utsuho, she's a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 13:51:38 No.13009392 I want to impregnate Satori's butt!!

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>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri, Feb 6, 2015 16:22:50 No.13009953 File: 1.67 MB, 2700x1000, da98dbd3fd7b7e536d5602c3b99201a4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13007758 Reported for obscenity. Censor those navels.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 17:16:31 No.13010266 >>13009953 When are you going to write another rabu rabu Satori satory?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 17:46:42 No.13010405 >>13004268 Not me! I have one really, REALLY close friend who's quite popular and respected in our community. He's a massive normalfag though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 18:11:17 No.13010538 >>13001441 This is going to hurt. How did she get tied up?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 18:51:22 No.13010701 >>13001441 With all those useless veins I'm amazed this doesn't happen to Satori and Koishi more often.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 18:55:45 No.13010721 >>13010701 "Useless?" Veins are important.

Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 19:01:02 No.13010740
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>>13010721
Yeah, but Satori and Koishi have uselessly long veins. They have to coil them around their bodies and shit just to keep them in check.

Fuck, just look at this sprite. Koishi has them wrapped around her chest and they STILL jumble up beneath her, and she can't even use her third eye in the first place!

How do these girls not get caught on every minor thing jutting out?

Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 19:04:18 No.13010749

>>13010740
Just imagine what happens with Satori and Koishi when they wake up. When you put your in-ear headphones into your pocket and later you take them back the cord becomes tangled into messed knots. It probably happens with satori's veins too while they are sleeping. I wouldn't be surprised if they spend 10 minutes every morning untangling themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 19:08:51 No.13010762 File: 101 KB, 411x559, ThGKKoishi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13010740 By being ancient youkai that have been like this since the day they were born. Maybe they can extend and retract them? Their vein length is kinda inconsistent.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 6, 2015 19:08:57 No.13010764 >>13010749 Why, boner?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 13:04:52 No.13014517 >>13010721 They're fake veins, akin to fake glasses. They're just trying to garner sympathy by making themselves look vulnerable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 13:22:02 No.13014597 >>12983070 >What does she eat down there, anyway? Don't you mean >What does she eat "down there", anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 13:26:11 No.13014617 File: 383 KB, 800x1000, 23828704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maybe satori have trouble regulating internal body temperature and can extend and retract veins as a rudimentary means of cooling.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 13:36:27 No.13014654 >>13004268 >And you know why? Satori is an embodiment of your average /jp/sie. There is one critical difference Nobody wants to fuck a /jp/sie.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 14:24:28 No.13014847 >>13014654 You weren't here a few years ago. >>13014617 They're not veins. When did this even start?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 14:33:15 No.13014894 File: 221 KB, 600x603, d3d06199c26ea6dbb0cd8442ba2107eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13014847 That's her heart. What else could they be?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 15:01:12 No.13014992 >>13014847 What's the preferred nomenclature? Tubes? Tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 15:07:35 No.13015023 >>12983070 Humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 15:14:13 No.13015053 File: 446 KB, 638x1190, df57e4f8cf84e1d1aa812ccdfeb4920f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13015023 There are no humans in hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 15:23:09 No.13015105 >>13014847 >You weren't here a few years ago. One, what the fuck does that have to do with anything Two, what's up with this roundabout way of calling someone a newfag Three, I've been here since /jp/ was created

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 15:27:19 No.13015117 >>13015105 >One, what the fuck does that have to do with anything He's probably talking about the gay as HELL /jp/ on /jp/ sexual fantasies that were all the rage a few years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 15:28:58 No.13015127 >>13015053 that's why she has some pets bring them to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 16:05:15 No.13015286 >>13015117 You shouldn't reply to people who can't take it easy and put words into others' mouths (fingers?) thinking everyone is out to get them. We're all anons here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 16:19:46 No.13015372 >>13015286 Fuck your and your passive aggressive bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 16:24:54 No.13015410 Neo-/jp/ sure is aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 17:27:08 No.13015711 >>13014992 Next time someone mentions them on futaba, I'll report back. There are constant, multiple Satori threads running so I shouldn't take long. The current trend is mama satori and that /jp/ artist who draws huge bellies and dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 17:36:39 No.13015761 >>13015410 get out of /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 19:03:00 No.13016105 Well, those things can't be all veins. Veins are for low oxygen blood that comes back to heart. Even if those Satori's things are indeed blood vessels half of them would have to be arteries.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 19:11:17 No.13016142 >>12982671 wouldn't be like to avoid any problem, from the start she present herself as a annoying person that you could hate, and like that she mamage to avoid direct hate and people leave her alone and her pets.

Anonymous Sat, Feb 7, 2015 19:30:02 No.13016212

>>13016142
>However, what shouldn't have happened did: a human came from above ground, and she was surprised when they started asking about evil spirits and a geyser.
>Satori left Orin in charge of the evil spirits and Utsuho in charge of the Hell of Blazing Fires. They were both loyal to Satori, so they shouldn't have done any harm. She believed there was no way they'd start some sort of incident.
>She thought that perhaps the human before her was spouting off lies and trying to trick her, so she read her heart and was surprised again by what she saw.
>There was almost nothing to be seen inside the humans' mind about the evil spirits or the geysers. Suspicious, Satori decided to test them.
おまけ.txt

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 8, 2015 08:42:39 No.13018985 File: 407 KB, 987x951, 32265130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12991704 She probably read worse.

Anonymous Sun, Feb 8, 2015 09:09:40 No.13019063
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>>13005907
Me too! It's not just her super comfy looking outfit or her days spent in the underground with pets and books, but it's also her attitude and physical stature. It would be perfect!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 8, 2015 14:00:12 No.13020050 >>13018985 She is an avid reader and writer. All those filthy, disgusting doujinshi of every touhou in every situation imaginable, she has read. She may even be writing some herself to manipulate the general populace's thoughts about certain girls.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 9, 2015 05:19:47 No.13024213 >>13020050 I want to read Satori's embarrassing fanfics, say they're great and bully her by repeatedly thinking they're actually shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 9, 2015 07:49:56 No.13024577 File: 46 KB, 558x392, 499d32e350[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12991650 >>12991576 Anon. You're not going to beat a mind reader at Chess.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Feb 9, 2015 07:52:22 No.13024584 >>13020050 So she is the one behind the 'Sanae is a slut' meme?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 00:13:06 No.13028908 >>12982727 I wear fuzzy slippers all day long. My feet don't get sweaty unless I walk around.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 00:20:10 No.13028953 >>12991576 >>12991650 Actually it depends on how good you are at chess. If you can tell what moves she would make that are unfavorable to you she could just pick your mind for those.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 00:49:22 No.13029056 >>13014847 >When did this even start? Satori and Koishi are based on that one painting of two women with their hearts out and their veins intertwined.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 01:11:16 No.13029166 >>12991705 Satori/Chris-chan fucking when

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 01:51:26 No.13029344 File: 309 KB, 640x853, IMG_20150210_005029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13029166 hopefully never

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 03:09:12 No.13029627 >>13005907 I find it easiest to self insert as Satori and Remilia.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 05:15:50 No.13030120 File: 433 KB, 1000x1000, 1c62421df8b9c38feae4c4173db344ab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At this moment, I am satoric.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 19:17:42 No.13033551 >>13030120 What's she got in that poke ball? A Murkrow? A Meowth?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 19:36:00 No.13033669 >>13030120 > One of the veins connect to a heart choker Godamnit that's cute > She will never be your gf Nevermind

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 10, 2015 19:37:09 No.13033680 >>13033669 Who are you quoting tho?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 12, 2015 03:51:45 No.13040173 >>13033680 His broken heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 12, 2015 20:56:21 No.13043845 >>13029344 imagine what it feel like to read Chris-chan' thoughts

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 13, 2015 00:42:26 No.13044734 >>13033551 Gothitelle

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 13, 2015 22:16:06 No.13048595 File: 1.10 MB, 1200x800, morning puzzle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13010749 Satori is used to it by now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 14, 2015 02:34:25 No.13049445 >>13048595 she looks like near from death note here, at least reminds me of him

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 14, 2015 02:35:28 No.13049453 >>13048595 She doesn't put on a bra, then again she doesn't have nipples so

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 14, 2015 03:08:10 No.13049557 File: 1.75 MB, 1000x1200, 48725357_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 13:03:18 No.13055384 I want to explore every single inch of Satori's body.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 13:06:31 No.13055405 >>13049557 This art style is cool. I like Koishi's boots alot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 13:11:40 No.13055432 >>12984085 Yukari's instructions are to beat EVERY YOUKAI THAT STEPS ON YOUR WAY.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 13:26:38 No.13055512 File: 395 KB, 1488x2105, 48768388_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 13:34:12 No.13055539 File: 795 KB, 1080x1440, 48764106_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 13:38:59 No.13055561 File: 764 KB, 1456x1456, 48751718_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun, Feb 15, 2015 17:23:12 No.13056508 File: 241 KB, 1031x728, 1401413700635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is Satori-chan so sexual.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 17:39:20 No.13056575 >>13056508 Pink hair, confident, comfy, afluent

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 18:00:08 No.13056642 >>13056508 Please leave Satori alone and go fuck the stupid vampire

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 18:01:29 No.13056648 >>13056642 Do not talk ill of Remilia ojou-sama.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 18:04:20 No.13056661 File: 1.05 MB, 800x587, 1423531275612.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 18:20:05 No.13056709 File: 186 KB, 461x525, 38685427_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 18:49:25 No.13056803 The things I would do to satori may the lord have mercy on my soul.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 18:51:44 No.13056812 >>13056803 I'd really love to beat her at Mario Kart

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 18:52:24 No.13056814 >>13056812 >I'd really love to beat her Me too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 19:24:46 No.13056931 File: 665 KB, 716x1012, 48778089_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 22:01:05 No.13057579 File: 1021 KB, 1000x901, 48649289_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 22:16:27 No.13057648 >>13024577 >code shitass

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 15, 2015 22:50:42 No.13057783 File: 649 KB, 1000x901, 1424055665532_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13057579

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 00:52:06 No.13063878 File: 168 KB, 800x800, Satori cats.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13057783 better

Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 00:57:50 No.13063897
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>>12984010
>something unexpected
Koishi operates almost entirely on subconscious thought, everything she does is unexpected...
Which means that Satori, in spite of loving her sister dearly, is also terrified of her.

That's... really sad, actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 17, 2015 01:57:19 No.13064066 >>13063878 I wanted to diaper her but I couldn't get it to look right.

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