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This is what would happen if Touhous were republican.

>> No.1297661

So they would wreck economies and start meaningless wars?

>> No.1297664

i don't get it. republicans are romantic?

>> No.1297678

They would ban homosexuality and all touhous would have boyfriends. No more Malice in our hearts...

>> No.1297686
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>>1297664
>>1297661

Heterosexuality.
A nightmare indeed.

Also, who the fuck is this guy anyway? Fan character? Really obscure background Touhou guy? Dude from another series?

>> No.1297689

>>1297686

A man who was beaten by women and children.

>> No.1297698

>>1297689

NAME
GAME/WHATEVER OF ORIGIN
REAL RELATION TO CHINA

>> No.1297699

>>1297678
I'm all for it then. I don't like malice in my heart.

>> No.1297705
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>>1297699

Malice = Marisa x Alice you oblivious faggot
If you do not support it you are a jewish communist.

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Reimu has no Malice in her heart

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1297715

Their love for Kourin won't be denied anymore.

>> No.1297726

>>1297705
Then I guess i'm a jew commie.

because fuck lesbians they just borin ho's who lick each other.

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Good thing China is leftist.

>> No.1297739

ITT Lesbians.

What's the appeal? Why the love for such pathetic softcore pornography? What's the matter, you wana be a woman? Wana have a pussy so you can get filled with the cock?

>> No.1297744
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>>1297739

Women's bodies are nice and soft. And seeing them together is cute. You are a raging fag if you do not like lesbians.

>> No.1297748

be happy chinese girl

>> No.1297752

>>1297744
I guess I'm a raging fag then because I like seein bitches gettin torn apart by the cocks.

>> No.1297755

>>1297739
Lesbian sex can be quite hard core, thank you very much.

And that's even without the availability of magical girldicks.

>> No.1297757

>>1297752
addendum: Strange though that I don't enjoy the yukkuri threads. Not realistic enough I guess.

>> No.1297761

>>1297752

Yes. You secretly like seeing the cock and the woman is just there to trick yourself into thinking yourself as heterosexual.

>> No.1297762

>>1297752
Don't worry, women can also have raging cocks.

>> No.1297771

>>1297686
It's Archer from Tsukihime (an anime so please don't say gb2/a/).

>> No.1297779

>>1297771
> Tsukihime
> an anime
What?

>> No.1297781

>>1297755
Fisting?

>> No.1297782

>>1297771
> Tsukihime
> Archer
What?

>> No.1297792

>>1297781
Fisting, grinding, binding, lashing, burning, giant toying.

To name a few.

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>>1297686
Krizalid from KOF

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1297806

Girls can effortlessly be cute.
The only way two guys can be cute is if they're hyper-twinks or shotas.
(inb4 fag, I'm bisexual)

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>>1297801

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>>1297806

Oppositely, guys can be SEXY GAR MOTHERFUCKERS, but women that are like that are ew.

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>>1297807

>> No.1297820

>>1297818
Now where's my Kaguya doing Iori's SDM where he goes batshit and claws at whoever on the ground?

>> No.1297822

>>1297818
find a FINAL SHOWDOWN version

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>>1297813

>> No.1298173

>>1297792
You can do all the same with a gay relationship as well.

I don't see anything at all hardcore about lesbians except there horrible personalitys.

>> No.1298215

>>1297801
>>1297807

HA HA HA

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