Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

In which we remember those forgotten.
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX (embed)
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk (embed)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968578
horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

Now then, gentlemen. I believe we were discussing the kissing and nibbling of necks, ears, collarbones, and what have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968578
>jar girl
Literally the most bland MG there is.

Good going OP. You had one job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968586
at least it's SFW

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let a Jabberock drool all over you?

With all 3 mouths?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968586
She just wants your love anon. No one ever gives her any love or attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968507
If you wanna be knee-deep in monster pussy, the obvious answer is something by Prince. Personally I'd pick either Sexy M.F., Do Me Baby, or something off of 1999 like International Lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968592
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968592
Wow that face is freaking
And not the good kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968585
An anon also brought up the idea of kissing midriffs.

To which I wish to respond thusly.

"I want to drink from the Desert Oasis".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968578

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968578
Poor thing, cursed to be forever among mundane and forgotten.
>>12968592
That artist should've drawn the eye and mouth proportions smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968578
What do you think is the most forgotten girl? The girl that you can't even think up off the top of your head since she is so forgotten. A girl so forgotten you actually have to use MGE like a fucking reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968602
hi SnoopAnon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968592
>New Jabberwocky art

Thank you God

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to praise it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968602
Pfffft

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968585
You know what else works good? When you're kissing along their neck and collarbone, run your fingers up and down from her neck to the small of her back, but you gotta do it VERY lightly, so it's more of a tingly-teasing feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968602
Oh hey it's you.

How ya doing man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968592

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread ended pretty tender and cozy, so lets keep that up. Here's another one.

It's still monstergirl High, but today is a special day. When monstergirls came in through whatever it is that they came in, Today's most special day, Valentines Day, was the only unchanged human celebration. A novelty where men pursue women, the day's game of courtship was a pleasant change from the usual rape and conquer.

Who is your crush?
How do you woo her?

Mine's a quiet elven guitarist who spends a lot of her time on the windowsill looking out across the landscape, her grandpasguitars in her hands, softly strumming away. I dedicate a song to a "special someone" and make a massive commotion with panty wetting solos whilst playing Black Majesty's cover of Six Ribbons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcjYZkF7sYo

And at the end of the day I ask her to close her eyes, and when she does, I tie six ribbons to her hair, and walk home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968605
Kappa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968592
>>12968608
http://dapper-cat dot deviantart.com

Some of it is ok...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968610
Milk sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder when jans gonna see the message

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968585
I was going to start talking about performing tender navalingus on a dragon while rubbing the tip of her tail with one hand, and cradling the small of her back with the other while her claws massage one's head.

Maybe I would've even been bold enough to talk about how much that dragon would be blushing, squirming and moaning and trying in vain to maintain some of her quiet grace. Would she be biting her lip to stop herself from shouting out in pleasure as that tongue presses against nerves in her naval that have never before been stimulated?

Truly, These Are The Mysteries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968598
You must specify the liquid. I would take any number of body shots of the world's finest gin off that oasis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968294

I bet they would have fun teasing someone shy with their hair

>Anon is sitting and just enjoying the scenery
>A Kejourou approaches him and asks if she can sit next to him to which he agrees
>They start talking about mundane topics
>In the middle of it she slyly uses her hair to move his hands on her chest
>"Oh my~"
>Wait what
>gesgafgshjhfd
>He panics and apologizes while trying to get away but she just uses more hair to move his hands over her body
>She leans toward him and whispers in his ears
>Then she carries him off in her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968602

The sad this is I'm starting to like this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968624
I just meant licking her navel. Just that. No body-shots or any such. Simply tenderly kissing, sucking and licking around her delicious, toned belly.

>>12968622
>Navelingus on a Dragon
>Rubbing the tip of her tail
>Getting scalp massages from her claws during this.
>Blushing, squirming, moaning

You.
You are mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968624
If it's a more traditional Anubis, it might be spiced wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968598

[Anonymous No.]

Janny are you gonna del their thread again when you see the message?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968605
Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968633
pfft hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968628
Don't fall for his heresy, anon.
Even Ilias herself would be displeased

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968615
No takers? You dudes don't like Valentines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968605

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968605
Dwarf but I think its because people don't want to remember her.
Also Sirens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968592
Sure, no regrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968633
anubizzle.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968643
Man, Siren's don't even exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968639
Valentine's Day is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968634
More than half a dozen writefags wrote about her last night, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968639
Stop reminding us

[InariKitsune No.]

I'm thinking of doing some writing guys, so what do you want?

A human girl turning into a succubus or an old man turning into a sex young alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968610

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968615
I think any elf would appreciate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zql-GWx99X8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968578
Pot Devil would"ve been better if she were an octopus in a jar.
Octopi are called devilfish in some places, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968654
Fuck off.
Unless you intend to fannyfluster the actual Inari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968639
Anon, MG Valentine's Day is going to be a day ripped straight out of predator.

Men running and hiding as the monster girls try to kidnap them for a "romatic" date

I wouldn't say no to a flat lilim whose jelous of her older sisters' rocking bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968655
You funny, i like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968647
>>12968652

I think it would be great in a MG setting. The one time you can freely express your emotions to your interest, where you're not being raped by some girl you don't even know. Where you can look at her and tell her that you like her, rather than looking at her from afar, wincing as some other woman grinds your pelvis to dust.

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>>12968615
I'm gonna pick a random MG to woo, since if it was up to me I'd be picking grapesnake, succubus, or one of the other thread-common MGs.

>Merrow

I can work with this. I'd try to snag a couple hours by ourselves at the school swimming pool, after hours, get some nice mood setting music playing over the loudspeakers, and maybe have a meal set up for us either off to the side, or on something that floats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968605
I think that honor goes to Charybdis. Litteraly stuck on the bottem of the sea, forever without love. Forever forgotten.

Also just for you:
>>>/f/2672223

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968592

>"...The fuck? Wock--"
>"Yeah, I heard it too, Jab, I ain't deaf."
>"This guy wants her to... drool on him?"
>"I'm more concerned about the part where we're involved, what's wrong with this guy?"
>"Hell if I know, man. These humans sure are some weird bunch."
>"I hope our lil' dragon lady here finds herself a well-adjusted guy, I really fuckin' do."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968615
>Valentines Day
>Most Special Day
>Not a fabrication of almost pure commercialism, which some take to doll out pointless romantic gestures, when any truly dedicated individual would not need the excuse of a singular day.
>Also reminds lonely fucks how lonely they are.
>Lonely fucks are all we've got here.

Yeah, not sure this is the best subject for here.
If I could, I'd write a love letter expressing my admiration and adoration to my Anubis Sempai, and fly it to her on a hand-made model aircraft or drone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968654
I'm on to your ruse trickster! The real you is a tripfag now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968659
>a day ripped straight out of predator.

>Want some candy?
>DannyGloverintensifies.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968648
Must've missed that one.

Regular or lava?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968605
Being Sea Slime is suffering
Suffering is worse when no-one remembers you or your suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968639
Not that. I'm just terrible when it comes to wooing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968624
>Anubis in bed, lying on her back
>Lift her legs up so her butt is in the air, her upper back is still on the mattress
>Eat her out to orgasm
>Some of her lubrication and orgasm trickles down her belly
>When you set her back on the bed, panting, it pools in her naval
>Navalingus her to lap up the juice, and drive her to an ahegao-ing orgasm as complete sensory overload whites out her already afterglow-consumed mind

Would you, or is that a bit too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968672
>sea slime

Holy shit I forgot about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968658

They're probably both Inari attentionwhoring. But I still like to think that the tripfag one is the imposter and just thought of tripfagging first. That would be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968654

The real Inari left you a message on his pastebin.

http://pastebin.com/u/Inarikitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968669
Knigga the lava elemental isn't even a real golem. There's no way you could honestly confuse them.

>God damn wild pigs
>You mean pigs or Guinea pigs?

[Anonymous No.]

Djinn of the Jar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968672
I wonder why they're names Sea Slimes anyhow since they're basically jellyfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968669
Regular. Pretty sure they were posted in the previous thread. Control + F for "competition" and a strawpoll link should come up in the post. Most of them are less than 2000 words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968678
How self-important can one be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968672
anyone have the man-o-war slime cap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968605
Pot Devil has it worst.

Giant Ant, Ant Arachne, Gargoyle, Merrow, Siren, Mandragora, Large Mouse, Kappa, Skeleton, Pixie, Kesaran Pasaran, Charybdis, Sea Slime and Chochin-obake all do a good job at being forgotten as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968646
They're such cute 'n spunky harpy idols, I don't get what's missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968678

Thats actually pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968683
well, Inari is pretty self important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968674
Anon. I would.
Every damn night if she asked me to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968672
You have no power here, Janny.

[Anonymous No.]

You know who I've never seen mentioned? Mandragora.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to jump off a building in MGC and traumatize MG children by splattering them with bits of brain shot out of my skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968615
I'm going to reuse a previous response.
I 'borrow' the key to the staff room and call an assembly in the auditorium. Once everybody is in place, the curtain rolls back to reveal me with a mic sitting in front of the equipment I wheeled in from the AV room.
I start pressing buttons and begin my own rendition of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zql-GWx99X8

I marry whoever comes out on top in the ensuing riot. I love a strong girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968686
>Not even in a post for forgotten girls, is she mentioned

Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968687
Maybe people don't like idols?
But seriously, they basically don't exist

>>12968686
Well, I know Skeleton is "forgotten" because no one likes her design

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968693
>inception sound effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968693
SnoopAnon, you're a giant faggot, but I do admire your tenacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968683
Eh i can empathise, its annoying when someone poses as you and acts like a dick in thread to lower there already shit tier reputation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968678

>Liquid Inari somehow gets the same trip
That would be hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968698
I remember reading a giant slug story about 5 or so years ago. Shit was pretty fucked up and sorta grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968699
Maybe we should give praise to some of the forgotten ones.
Although you're right on Skeleton, I have no real clue how she even fucks really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968703
>there already shit tier reputation
Inari brought that upon himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968698

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968707
Needily

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968704
>FoxDie when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968698

One features in Lanternon's story in a flashback. A wild one tried to kidnap the young MC and gets left begging him not to run away

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968679
Not me, but who's to say someone else wouldn't.

Off-topic, that last point reminded me of this old Disney cartoon, 'Pigs is Pigs'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968674
Would I? I would do it nine times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968615
I'm going to reuse a previous response.
I 'borrow' the key to the staff room and call an assembly in the auditorium. Once everybody is in place, the curtain rolls back to reveal me with a mic sitting in front of the equipment I wheeled in from the AV room.
I start pressing buttons and begin my own rendition of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccY25Cb3im0

I marry whoever comes out on top in the ensuing riot. I love a strong girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968699
>>12968707
Speak for yourself, I love dem bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968710

She actually does look stoned anyway. For a troll you're a funny guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968712
>Why won't you DIE?
>Transformation, son! It alters my body, and hardens it against impacts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968711

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968717
Go to her, anon. Woo her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968704
shouldn't it be Liquid Kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968701
Don't encourage that piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968733
wouldn't FoxDIE kill both of them? because fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968740
That's a good thing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968740
That was the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968745
>>12968747
well, time to hold up Metal Gear Rex's foot as a form of suicide.
>tfw you remember that punch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968736
You know it's just /ss/ pulling his usual shit. He'll start spamming kamen rider shit and JUSTICE after this

>>12968716
But what if you end up with something sneaky, like a Kunoichi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968754

Grey Fox... That Alp was Grey Fox...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968704

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv50CZuF83M

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968757
>not a cyclops

Swear to fucking god anon, I'm gonna punch your asshole and make you into an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968663
thanks, that was pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968766

But Alps involve TF, and both Inaris seem to be into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never make your favorite dish for your waifu and daughteru
>you will never see your daughters face light up as she devours the dish
>you will never see your wife smile, clearly enjoying the work you put into the dish
>you will never have a loving family with a MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968777
what is TF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968781
>You will never hand feed your yeti/anubis/harpy waifu candy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968781
Yes anon. This is the most basic and root cause of all our suffering.

Your point is? Why do we re-iterate this so often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968766
If there are alps in the MGS series, they would be Raikov and Vamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968789
Transformation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968669
>>12968682

They had a two hour time limit and the writers were given ten minutes to read up on the girl first. So basically they aren't the best stories out there, but a few are worth a read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968793

So that we don't forget.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm willing to bet it's the same cockgobbler starting each dragon-fucker thread with
>in which...
*tips le fedora* in which you suck my DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968698
She gets some attention.

Even if it's just to shit on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968759
I thought they used barb-wire to sew her flesh together at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968759

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968820
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968754

TF Gear Smex, Capable of launching Inter-Continental Balistic Alpification Missles, or ICBAM's

[Anonymous No.]

Only for $19.99!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968831
No joke, I'd buy that. Monster girls or no.

>You will never smack your Jinko/Ushi-Oni/Lilim waifu with one when she gets on your nerves from time to time
>She'll never retort by saying, " how come yours doesn't hit that hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968840
>You will never say "It's a fucking bat you retard"

[ThunderBrother No.]

This took a while, but here is Chapter 11 of Aviators:

http://pastebin.com/0c9SPTM0

Constructive criticism is awesome, and I hope you enjoy it. And if you so choose, you could totally use the new PM system that pastebin has, if you don't like to post in threads about writefaggotry.

If you want to start from the beginning, here is Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/R3F2VGV5

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the furry general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968831

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968850
Holy shite I guess it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968843
>Insulting the waifu
No anon.
The proper response is showing her yours CAN hit as hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968843
>She'll never pounce on you
>"And I'm a monster, boy. You shouldn't strike monsters like me with a bat, you know."
Pelvis Breaking Intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968850

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968857
No the correct response is hitting her again.

[Anonymous No.]

BRB

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968862
With your dick...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968858
>Not fighting back
Doormat pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968868
No with the bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968850
Jeez, took you long enough. Your last chapter was, what? Before Christmas?

Also, great story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968861
I'd help you but your crap app gives errors when trying to select a image

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968873
This was supposed to be comedy, man, come on.
Not everything's do or die in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968874
>Abusing the waifu
Physical and Mental Abuse are the absolute worst.

You're as bad as NTR-Fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968853
I see no furry here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968873
Cool your tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968881
I know, but still, git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968884
>responding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968884
don't respond to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968882
I didn't even want a wife.

It's her fault for staying when I've told her to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968893
You sound paranoid over nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968881
can i might back with wit then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968904
I'm just saying, if some MG I didn't even like made me her husband I would abuse her constantly until she left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968683
>>12968703
It's the main thing I never understood why people flip out over "I'm not tripfagging, it's just name!", the sole difference is someone can pose as you so it's worth shit and you may as well have just left it anonymous?

I'd be more concerned about the clown trying to pose as him than the 'real' Inari. It's a wonder no one's ever did that with Bob around the days he used "name but not trip", but then he didn't need help with that. Not that Inari does but it's some special autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968904
I don't want to try to fight this love.

How dangerous can it be?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Ghost Girls get no love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968905
Duh. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968908
But anon, it said she's "your waifu."

[ThunderBrother No.]

>>12968875
N-no!

It was the day after it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968918

>Ghost girl possesses a depressed guy and finds out about it pretty quickly.
>Instead of lewd thoughts you instead get voices in your head cheering you on and images of her comforting/hugging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968936
Still a while, mang

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968910

>implying they both aren't Inari attentionwhoring harder than Negafaggot did

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968918
Gimme dat ghost booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968941
That's some next level shit, god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968918
Ectoplasmic pussy.
It would make you chuuni as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968951

The guy is a total faggot, I wouldn't put it past him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968939
Monsters don't care about depression.

They think they can just fuck it away, if that doesn't help it's probably just the husband wanting attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968945
That is the best shape for an ass,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968941
>>12968951
Maybe he was interested in that comment about Nega being king of attention whoring and he wants the crown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968963
>tfw no fat-bottomed white mage to heal your party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968759
Doc I know you're trying to be careful with the dosage here but that's not nearly enough for any grown man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968953

Does this mean that Ray was chuuni as fuck from ghost blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968941
I dont buy that, i think its just some troll got under his skin, and is biting.

If hes smart he wont reply to the non trip one and just ignores him. Wether he does or not is a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968963
Someone post the healer cap. You know the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968968
>No fat bottomed Shirohebi white mage to heal you through buttsex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968973
I wish I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968971
Well that happened in private so no. Chuuni must be in full view of everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968969
You like 'em crazy mate?

Not an MG but if you do like crazy faces:


https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1813167

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968969
so any news on the propose not sequel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968975
>>12968973
>>12968963

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968974
Oh jesus, this again?
I mean it's hot, but
>lamiass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968981

Nice. I love seeing a woman hold a guy's head in place with her feet. Its annoyingly rare though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968988
Oh, it's just a /v/ ERP session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968963
Nigga you can't just make such claims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968963
Crap, what pic did I miss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968989
It's the best both of both worlds, being an assman who's into Lamias and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968989
KC's lamia are like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968998
I want a Dark Elf to molest me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968988
>>12968995
I remember that thread.
It was /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968989
You gay son?

>>12968995
That's considered RP? I just like if for the laughs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968993
I feel you man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969017
I did say it's hot.
I just like sadomaso Shirohebi more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969008
>not the other way around

Anon, you can't just disregard elf customs like that, geez. Have some consideration for other races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969014
>It was /a/.
I'm not surprised in the slightest. Den of alps over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969027
No. I'm just tired of the "lel, elf raepXDXD" maymay that spawned from /tg/ and the like.

I'm also disappointed that /mgt/ adopted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969036
>those legs
Unsexy, looks TOO much like Minerva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969031
>no cute alp to cuddle while watching tv or playing games

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969036
would nibble on ears, and gently rub her abs while whispering sweet nothings into her ears between nibbles and kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968993
That's because, how many women do you know that could do that? Actually hold the guy's head with their feet like that, unless he was incapacitated somehow? That's why we have monstergirls for reverse rape. Unless the woman is someone like Bev Francis, that shit just ain't happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969036
>meme

Can you name even 10 hentai movies where elves aren't getting the dick by force?

Face it man, elves are the snobs of the fantasy races, and everyone hates them for it. They are all snobs, no exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969052
/mgg/ isn't a hentai movie.

[Anonymous No.]

That took way longer than it should've.

>Art by Loen
Get well soon, you faggot :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969052
not even in monster girl quest do elves avoid being raped...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969056
Thank god it isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968592
>Those wings
"Hello, I've never seen a dragon or bat in my entire life ever"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969062
Ah yes, out with the old shit and in with the actually good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969062
That Manticore is going to be very skittish growing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969056
Neither is it hanholding purity central. You have a problem with elf rape, talk to Japan. You really think this is all /tg/'s fault? Young ones these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969056
Oh god, don't even get me started.

>Monster Girl Thread: The Motion Picture
Naw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968998
>Thick, juicy ass
>Banging tits
>Perfect brown skin
>Long, white hair
Why are Dark Elves 10/10 impregnation material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969074
>MAnticore afraid to use her tailpussy due to careless hellhound bite
>Still doesn't want to use her pussy pussy
>Asspussy is gross and she's afraid she'll mess up with her mouthpussy
>Actually has to court her males to find Mr. Right
>Everyone laughs at her, except that one guy...

[Anonymous No.]

What's with the superfast threads recently? Board activity up, pushing 'em off quicker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969062
Btw, Who can find the easter egg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969080
Two hours of anons beating the shit out of each other over perceived shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969088
Flag on the sand castle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969088
the sand castle's flag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969084
There is nothing about this scenario I don't love.

>One day getting very intimate.
>Guy uses her tailpussy like an onahole
>Handles it with the utmost care, reassuring her that he wouldn't do anything to hurt her.
>Kisses her lovingly as she helps him jerk off with her tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969086
Moot's faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969084
>Implying she can even traditionally court a guy.
>At all.
>Implying she won't end up as that shy, possessive, and clingy Manticore that was discussed many moons ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969083
Because they're white niggers/black whites

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969083
Those first two are more or less an anime staple. The last two are just the right kind of exotic. What more could a man ask for, save an insatiable thirst for one and only one man's semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969092
>>12969093
You won...nothing, but thanks for playing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969095
and then hellhound steals the guy away from her right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969086
Moot retired with a "parting gift".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969099
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969104
...no.

The fuck's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

You are now imagining a loli Manticore wrapping her tailpussy around your arm while you're crossing the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969090
>"You could've joined us, Anon."
>"ME, JOIN YOU?! Does a horse join with the flea on its back? A dragon, with a cow it eats?! You forget your place! I will have true freedom! Any man who offers less is my enemy!"

>Monster Girl Thread: The Anime
>Freedom Arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969095
>She accidentally pricks him
>Even with her venom flowing through him he's still gentle with her tail onahole, even if he's insatiable
>He eventually collapses from the pleasure
>She looks down on his sloppy but happy face and suddenly feels an urge to do something
>She slowly pulls down her panties, revealing the dripping hole she's never used, and lovingly finishes fucking him until neither of them can stand the next day
><3

>>12969098
This is okay too, just so long as her tsun levels are lower than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969109
>/pol/

You know it's true

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969113
>loli Manticore
It surprises me that .less hasn't drawn one yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969097
>>12969106
elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969102
Eh, I won an alp from the robot devil today so I'm good.

Any bets on what mg KC is doing next?
I'm surprised there isn't a Phenoix harpy yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969110
it just seems fitting to me
cause she was the one that caused the wound in her tail in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969114
I'd watch that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969115
Yes. So much yes.

>>12969118
Well, technically... >>12969098
That's .less, isn't it? And that Manticore is clearly shorter than average, intended to be a daughteru, if I recall right. Not very loli, but close enough.

>>12969124
That's not fitting, that's just cruel.
Hellhound got her own husbando long ago, the normal way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969119

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969121
I'm gonna fucking turn you into an alp so I can get two alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969121
Still waiting for the new Dragons, but it'll be a while before that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969121
Whatever it is, he tweeted yesterday about how he's having some issues with the lineart.

Maybe that means she's something intricate? Unique? Or, if you want to be a pessimist, a Chimaera-tier clusterfuck? I still love her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969133
>C/a/mping trip is imminent
I look forward to reading about the mass slaughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969135
I have Holstaurus milk and I'm not afraid to use it!

>>12969137
The chromatics will be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969133
So higher traffic due to moot saying this board was his favourite or what? I'm not a clever man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969138
Perhaps it's something mechanical, like a Clockwork Golem.
I fucking love KCs outfit/armor designs, so I look forward to seeing his foray into automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969138
Which "her" do you love though? The genki one who calls you nii-san? The quiet kuudere who reads books with you? The proud tsun whose only cuddling you because you seemed cold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969144
I'll turn you alp and shove that milk up your ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969133
See, this is why I don't get moot, because he does stupid shit like:
>Jiff
>moot enjoys Baneposting
But he a;so does things like say:
>/s4s/ was a mistake
>/jp/ is moot's favorite board
And I don't know if I should hate the guy or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969156
So you like big butts eh? Respectable answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969137
I wonder if he'll release the Chromatics all at once, in sequence, or sporadically, interspaced with other kinds of girls?

>>12969152
I know he's teased more Golem-type girls in the future, though I think they may be even further off than the Chromatics.

>>12969155
All.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969163
>I wonder if he'll release the Chromatics all at once, in sequence, or sporadically

I doubt we'll get them all at once, unless he puts them all in one page, which would be stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969160
You know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I-I'm too young..."
>"A real man would find a way."
>Your stepmother's frigid glare leaves no room for argument.
>Then again, it never did.
>Because you were incapable of being right.
>Because you didn't have the brains, the looks or the charm like your father or brothers.
>Because you were nothing special.
>Which is why you were sat here at the table, a stack of papers before you.
>Because you couldn't let this moment pass.
>Because it'd be over soon.
>Because it was your only chance to do something worthwhile.
>But...
>"I... don't want to go."
>She leans forward, jackal ears folded back as a snarl forms on her lips.
>"You don't have a choice."
>"...Anon..."
>Her paws grasp your wrist like a vice and forces the pen into your hand.
>"Anon."
>In one swift motion, your hand is slammed down on the table.
>"ANON!"

>Your kitchen table in your warm family home melts away into mud and barbed wire as you shake yourself awake... or rather, as your Sergeant's grip on your shoulder does it for you.
>Sitting up and taking the cigarette she offers you, you've barely struck the match when the lizard speaks again.
>"It's time."
>Taking a long drag, you give her a rueful smile and stand, grabbing your rifle and kit as you go.
>He hand claps down on your shoulder a few times as you get in position beside her.
>You don't want to go.
>You really don't want to go.
>But now, as ever, you don't have a choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx3UPfzGeN4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969159
Him saying /jp/ is his favorite board is what caused a big raid the first time.

And apparently it seems to be bringing more people over who don't know how to act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969173
Reminds me of that one /tg/ story about an imperial guardsman who was forced into it by his family in hopes that he would die.
He gets a mute Battle Nun waifu so thats good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969173
>Paschendale
Good taste, anon. Going go continue? Anubis mom is a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969173
I wouldn't be surprised if he was the company fuck toy with that kind of a bitch attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969173
Monsters would probably have a fit if they learned about what shit people went through in WW1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969163
>Spoiler
Good man

>>12969170
It's good that you don't lie about such things but there are quite a few unclaimed alps still from robot devil.

That and the one I have had been put on a strict regiment of Holstaurus milk. She a bit heavy but is nice and soft, she especially likes cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969173
mi negro

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969148
Correct.

>>12969159
He is an asshole. Where you there when he ruined /a/ for a time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969205
isn't the point of what the mge monster lord's husband is doing is to break humanity out of a way of life that is essentially that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969216
>Where you there when he ruined /a/ for a time?
you're going to have to be more specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969195
>Spoiler
I want to say otherwise. But both the literal interpretation, and text evidence for that greentext, leave me unable to.

Why is it that Stepmothers are always shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969205

Here's the kicker though; like many veterans of that war, if he makes it home, he'll likely never tell a soul.

Because they'll call him a liar and a coward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969220
When he said he loved Naruto and the board was spammed with threads about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know what's a good way to start a war movie?

Having the opening scene depict a principle character utterly horrified with himself, even as he dutifully plunges a bayonet into a young enemy soldier's temple. Such is the nature of war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969173
Oh boy, WWI would be a literal hell for monstergirls. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969231
I don't want to visualize that trauma man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KQwlSxl68Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969205
>>12969218
>>12969232
Afraid I don't quite understand how it would be so horrible, mind elaborating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969232
Force them to watch faces of death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969205
>There will never be a story about a veteran of the last war before monstergirls came to earth.
>He'll never scare the shit out of monstergirls who approach him due to his cold dead eyes.
>He'll never meet a monstergirl who falls for him and does everything she can to heal him and bring back his smile and optimism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969232
larger monstergirls like lamia would be too large a targer, but I think harpies could provide some decent air support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969236
War is hell anon. War is fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969247
Well yeah, but aside from the general trauma that war causes are we saying that monster girls would be especially influenced for some reason? Or is there something I am just not understanding? Because otherwise it's not that hard to imagine a MG with something like PTSD, they are essentially like humans aside from their libidos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969247
But does it ever change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969257
I think the point being made is that, MGs, being the loving, compassionate beings they are, with an innate and central attraction to Humanity, would likely be utterly horrified by the sheer extent of pain, suffering and death which we can inflict upon each other.

And if they are ever real, they shall experience it first hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969257
They're unusually fond of men, and WW1 involved extremely large numbers of them getting minced in excessively unpleasant ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969258
Not even in the 41st millennium anon, not even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969257
Do you not understand what a monster girl is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969257
>this guy

MGs love men. In their own rapey way but they do. Imagine seeing fields of men torn apart by mortar shells, burned to a crisp by flamethrower, seeing them stabbed over and over by bayonets even though already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969259
>>12969260
I see, thanks for clearing that up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969266
I'm not into men but I wouldn't like seeing that at all either , I don't think any sane person would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969266
Don't forget drowning in mud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969266
There's also gangrene.

[Anonymous No.]

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969271
>>12969266
>>12969275
Not to mention the amount of bodies that would be caught and tangled in all the barbed wire all along the front lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never burp chuggy wurm baby after she downs a whole bottle

[Anonymous No.]

This is somewhat relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969259
>spoiler

Jojo licking cherry.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969285
I don't want to burp or change the diaper on any child

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969288
I-I don't know what you're implying there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969287
is this related to a wider story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969288
>Jojo licking cherry.gif
Don't you mean Kakyoin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969285

thank god why would any man actually want to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969242

>She invites him over for a chat
>There he stays til the Sun sets
>It starts raining hard just as he's about to leave
>She suggests he should stay the night over, to which he quietly complies
>She offers him her bed, but he refuses, choosing to sleep on the living room's couch
>After handing him a pillow and a blanket, she wishes him good night and goes to her bedroom
>The following morning, she slowly limps out of her bedroom, making her way to the living room as to check up on him
>The monstergirl's eyes widen in surprise and confusion upon seeing Anon sitting on a chair by a window, tiredly, yet attentively watching over her front yard, as the Sun rises in the horizon
>He slowly turns to her, with bags under his eyes
>"Clear." He says in a monotone voice, before leaning back and dozing off on the chair
>She just stands there watching him fall asleep
>Her face when she realizes He spent the whole night wide awake on "guard duty," making sure she was safe until dawn

Imagine the healing that follows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969266
>>12969259
>>12969260
All of this is compounded and made worse when the girls learn how little was actually gained during the entire course of the war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969297
It's a standalone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969304
I see
is the author known?
I liked the way set that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969303
Not to mention that just a generation later an even worse one was on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969303
God, Country, Land, Resources, Money, Opinion...

These are the things humans gleefully slaughter each other over. Even those who know it's wrong. Even those who grow ever more horrified continue to do so. And why? Out of a sense of duty? Responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969306
YBA wrote it when people were talking about the Contact War.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969302
dat sum good healin' incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

I think just telling monster girls about our history and how many hundreds of millions have died from all sorts of pointless things in just that past couple thousand years would break half of them. We might not be the fastest or the strongest, but we're willing to sacrifice more for less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969315
Reminds me of El Hazard where Jinnai shows up and teaches the bugs to be Disney Corporation evil instead of Disney Fairytale Villain evil. They can't even comprehend the nastiness of a middle school bully. Except they love him for it.

[Anonymous No.]

No one else will, so I will say it.

I want to traumatize monstergilrs by showing them the carnage of our world. Sort like the angel in it's a beautiful life. I wan to make them witness the atrocities we've heaped upon each other, able to witness it all, to call out uselessly as we slaughter each other, begging us to stop. The Killing Fields of Cambodia. The Rape of Nanking. Gettysburg. Custer. The Katyn Massacre. The Massacre of Sant'Anna di Stazzema Nagasaki. Hiroshima. Torture during the middle ages. The Spanish inquisition. All of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969295
The cherry is made of suffering, and it is delicious.

>>12969298
I seem to have misplaced the gif and I'm not a jojofag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969331
And that is when they will realize how worthless we are. How beyond love or compassion. How levying their demonic powers to our destruction is in the best interest of all.

It is too much to ask for forgiveness. It is too much to have better expected of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969331
This edginess must come to an end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969302
>A few days later at her house
>The man is back again and eating lunch with her
>Hear a sudden loud pop as the house settles from age
>All of a sudden the man flips over the table, throwing her behind it and screaming about enemy "snipers."
>She tries to ask him what's wrong, but when she looks at his face his eyes seem glassy and distant.
>She shakes him and grabs his head asking what's wrong and suddenly she sees the light come back into his eyes.
>He doesn't answer her and just starts shaking, curling up into a ball.
>She wraps her arms around him, petting his head and holding him until the shaking subsides.

And that's how our girly was introduced to war flashbacks. How I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969331
God help us all if one of those monster girls is the only one who can stop a celestial body from crashing into the earth and killing us all

Better hope she really, really has the hots for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969315
>A young Nightmare/Succubus wanders into a Contact War veterans PTSD induced fever dream, and seeks to rescue him from it while getting enlightened on the full extent of human suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969309
Because that's the way it has to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969336
Here you go anon.
Since you're not a Jojofag I guess you won't mind that it's Rubber Soul in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

where did all this macabre attitude come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969356
Thinking about war I guess.
Deny it all we will, some of us are real bleeding hearts when it comes to suffering and despair on that scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969356
No idea, but let's get back to discussing Monster Girl Thread: the OVA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969356
It's a temporary phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>Show MG our world
>She falls to her knees in shock and disbelief
>"How? How can this be? What kind of people can be capable of such things?"
>"I know. I know..."
>"B-But how can you deal with this?! How can you deal with free pizza and live with yourself?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969343
Looks pretty good, anon. I kinda want to see it mixed with >>12969346 in some way. I would read the shit out of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969364
The weak have no claim to our free pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to show a Lilim those abstinence recruit rallys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969374
>abstinence
Why? They're already monogamous as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969374
I want to be a lilims abusive husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969338
"Go ahead. Finish it. What's that look for? Aren't you going to kill me? Don't you want to erase this worthless sack of meat from this Earth? Stop gawking and DO IT! Tears? The hell are you thinking, what are hoping to gain out of this? Mercy? Fuck your mercy. Kill or be killed. Tell you what, give me that gun, one bullet, Ill show you how to finish the job."

>>12969339
>posting girl from game where men are little more than cumpumps and get enslaved, eaten and raped to death, while saying that

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969385
You're taking his reaction image a little too seriously, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969356
The sun can't shine all the time, we'd cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969385
tamamo is a loli therefore your argument is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969371
>>12969364
Only the dead will know peace from these 32 toppings and 15 minute deliveries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969355
Thank you.

>>12969344
>stop a celestial body from crashing into the earth and killing us all

Why would you care about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969399
I hear Piestrong promises 10 minute deliveries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969391
His pussyness irks me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969400
>Why would you care about that?
I'm guessing you've never seen The Fifth Element

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969385
>mgq an edgy mg game
if you want an edgy monstergirl game play violated hero.
woof woof

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969403
Do I smell revolution rising?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969391
As well as his hypocrisy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969408
>Violated Hero
And you thought Luka was a bitch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969406
I have, my point is that worrying about something like that is, well, pointless. We'd all die and that be it, nothing to be done about it. The lucky ones die in the area of impact, the rest die in tsunamis, eartquakes, and freeze to death after the following cloud of dust blots out the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

I my waifu to cause a major impediment to me, such as cause an accident where I can no longer walk, or talk, or something, and feel an incredible amount of guilt and try to heal me as much as she can and, while there's suffering on both sides, she ends up protecting me and keeping me safe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969410
No revolution, just deliveries so quick it still tastes like it just came out of the oven. You want that's godly in flavor and is reasonably priced? Come to either Piestrong's or Dragon's Pizzeria. Today there's a slaughter house special at Dragon's for those who love meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969416
At least Luka got the girl in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969408
No thanks, other than for the lewd CGs, violated hero is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969416
he is , he finally has consensual married sex with his legally married monster lord wife for the purpose of procreation and he still whines through it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969385
>>12969404
Jeez, guy, chill. Don't have an aneurysm over an image I posted on a whim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969425
>monsterlord wife
Just mad he's not the man of the relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969420
Exactly my point.

>>12969425
I never said he wasn't one. I just think he is way better compared to the Violated Hero MCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969431
That's his own fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969385
>Fuck your mercy. Kill or be killed.

And this is why we don't deserve MGs, love, or mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969431
He probably develops sterner stuff when his human kid and Echidna daughteru are born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969313
>>12969369
>>12969343

Pretty good.

>>12969346

>Nightmare friend asks if she could sleep over at his house
>Night arrives, everything's quiet
>Nightmare sneaks into the man's room as to peek into his mind and find out why he behaves so differently from most men
>She enters his dreams, only to find herself in a warzone
>Gunfire
>Deafening explosions
>Screams of agony and anger
>The smell of death
>A world worse than hell
>She can only watch in horror as a particular memory of a man on his knees desperately trying to save his friend's life through CPR while under fire
>The wounded man, almost completely covered in blood, grabs his comrade's uniform with one hand, and murmurs his final words to him, before slowly letting go, as blood flows out of his open mouth
>The man, eventually noticing that his friend was a goner, gently lies his lifeless body on the ground
>Confused and shocked, the Nightmare just stands there in the corner, staring at the man as he looks down upon the body
>The sound of gunfire and tanks rolling still roars all around him
>Soldiers are still fighting by his side, screaming and fighting with everything they've got
>But that man doesn't
>He just stares down at his friends body in silence, completely disregarding his surroundings
>A few moments later, he slowly raises his head as to gaze into the horizon from which the enemy approaches
>The Nightmare eyes widen in immesureable horror as she sees his face
>His dead, opaque gaze
>The following morning, the man walks out of his bedroom and goes to say good morning to the Nightmare
>He opens the door to the guests' bedroom, only to see her curled up on her bed, shivering, scarred for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969419
>Slaughterhouse Special
Dragon a best. I go there nigh on every night.

I-It's not like I'm hoping one of her daughteru's notices me or anything...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969425
>he still whines through it.
they were doing it for three days straight , of course anyone would want a break at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969440
This is so hollow. Everything that lives on this earth must kill something else to survive, we're the only ones "smart enough" to care and regret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969450
This. The fact that we have the concept of good and evil puts us ahead of pretty much every other creature on the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969300
>not burping your monster girl daughteru so she has a healthy digestive system
What kind of cruel animal are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969450
See >>12969114

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969450
Maybe so. But that's from a history of survivalism. Of having to kill to stay alive. And as humanity developed, many agree that we've taken things too far.

It's one thing to kill an assailant barreling towards you. Or to kill an animal that crosses your path when you're hungry and helpless.

It's another thing just to pointless kill and kill, simply because "They're the enemy" or some such bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969444
Poor girl. I'd want to give her a hug...

She's probably scared of him now too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969461
Then you should know that the true enemy of man is not each other, nations, or like some think, MGs themselves.

It's the Times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969444
>Nightmare
>night
>mare
holy shit I just got it!

[Anonymous No.]

What can change the nature of Man /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the link to the writefag competition:

http://strawpoll.me/3504341

The last one got nearly 50 votes, so I'm kind of saddened to see so few here. Or maybe it just means no one liked any of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969472
>The Times
...nope, pretty sure it's each other.
Since we've been doing this for a looooooong time.

>>12969473
>Slowpoke.gif
I offer you the slowest of slow claps sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969463

And what about him?

>>12969473

A Night mare living someone else's nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969445
>Not wanting one of the warrior priestesses working as waitresses at Piestrong's to one night call you her favorite regular.

It's like you don't even want to be saved anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969474
Everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969474
The unconditional and devoted love of non-humans?

Maybe? Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969444
Oh please keep going. Doesn't have to be this particular story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969461
War and killing isn't pointless though. Military force is always the last option to force someone to listen or submit to your point of view.

If anything, people are bigger softies now. Back in stone age, bronze age, and even iron age culture, complete genocide of tribes was matter of course in wars.

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>>12969445
>Firstborn daughteru is sweet and helps her mother out all the time willingly
>Secondborn is rebellious and a delinquent
>She wears torn clothing and tries to do whatever it takes to piss off mother and father
>Thirdborn is still young and adorable
>Loves riding on Papa's shoulders and flapping her wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969474
The one thing that can change the nature of man is The rules of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969491
I think it would help. Favorite mon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969482
>...nope, pretty sure it's each other.
>Since we've been doing this for a looooooong time.
But that's the point, anon, it's The Times that dictate who we fight. Yesterday's Ally is Tomorrow's Enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969484
>Wanting to date some bike riding dweeb

How can you expect to have a reliable economic situation living like that?
This is why everybody should want a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969494
HOLY FUCK! What would happen if a MG met fucking CAIM?
Oh god, what if Angelus transformed into a MG?
God help us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969504
About that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969461
The fuck else but kill are you supposed to do to some guy trying to shove a spear through your kidney or put a bullet in your head?

>>12969458
I'm dumb. Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969504
>Angelus reveals true form
>A Devil Bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969499
Anubis, Dragons, and Nightmares all pretty close up there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969508
You're sounding exactly like the very thing I literally copypasted from a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969508
I just said self-defense is entirely understandable. But then, why is the guy trying to shove a spear or bullet through you in the first place?

>>12969496
Not all, maybe. But a damnside lot of it is pretty pointless.
Why do we as humans need to demand others submit to our differing point of views?

>>12969501
A moderate point, I suppose. Though they all seem to loop back around in the end...ally at one time or another, we're all enemies in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969497
First and third both sound adorable.

I doubt the second would ever go for a customer. What about dating someone who loves pizza at their store would piss mom and dad off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969494


>They both go for a walk around town one day
>While on their way to the park, the man stays alert on the streets the entire time, often "stacking up" near walls and peeking around corners before continuing for fear of ambushes
>He keeps shifting his gaze without pause, scanning his surroundings constantly, sometimes forcing the monstergirl to grab his face and make him look at her when she talks to him
>He crosses the street whenever he spots "suspicious objects" on the sidewalks, like trash cans, discarded boxes, piles of leaves, and so on, telling the monstergirl that there might be IEDs hidden in them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969473
You, just go get raped by a wurm or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969504
No doubt she would become a new sheath for his sword. Unless he liked her killing skills.

Reminder that Angelus gave no fucks Furiae wanted to fuck Caim. Best girl.

It really is weird, nobles married in their own family all the time, why did Caim hesitate? Because of Inuart?

http://imgur.com/FGbThTJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969522
Do you think there are certain MGs who would delight in marrying a former warrior?
Like Kunoichis and Valkyries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969528

I'd say Lizardman, Salamander, Yeti (for maximum healing) or canidae breeds in general, like dog girls or wolf girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969516
And I care why?

>>12969518
>why is the guy trying to shove a spear or bullet through you in the first place?

Because he's a cunt? Wants to rob me? Was paid to? Does it really matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969522
I used to have fun with my buddy's slight case of ptsd, but holy shit this guy isn't living he is just existing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969445
Right and I go to Milkers every night because I like the chairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969525
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969536

That's why he needs to be healed before a tragedy happens, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969522
I'm listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969518
>Why do we as humans need to demand others submit to our differing point of views?

Because it's the final escalation of a disagreement. You might be defending your land from someone taking it. You might be conquering barbarians on your borders. Someone might be withholding something from your people and sentencing them to death.

The world isn't boundless and there are finite resources. These things will always cause conflict.

>we're all enemies in the end
Not even close to true. Nations change and people change. You're always friends with those who align with you. Just because you lost touch with an old friend, does it mean that friendship was never real? I don't think so.

Really your whole depressing nonsense isn't very well thought out at all.

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>>12969494
>She doesn't want to bring it up, but she want's to help him.
>A few days go by, and they find themselves walking through a shopping district together.
>She spots a dream catcher and suggests the man buys it, "just in case."
>The man is skeptical, but buys it anyway just to appease her.
>That night she watches him hang it up on his wall, and waits for him to fall asleep.
>Once he enters REM sleep, she slips into his dreams and makes sure that he doesn't start down the path to the horrible memories from those times.
>This recurs nightly for about a week.
>Eventually there seems to be a visible improvement in the mans behavior, he seems less rigid and tense, and smiles and laughs more frequently.
>Over time she shows herself more and more in his dreams, becoming an image he can grasp onto whenever he feels himself being pulled into the hell of his past.

Should I go one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969546
Hmm, healing has begun, I wished for more suffering. But what the hell, keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969549
He's dead.

Goes to show, never trust a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969549

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969545
>You're always friends with those who align with you
You've never fought a friend? You've never ended a friendship?

I don't think he's wrong, it's just that the way we fight has changed. But, right now, you are competing with every living being for he right to exist, this comfy group existence is what keeps people from the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969552
>wished for more suffering
Sadists are bad enough when they get off on physical pain, but wanting someone to continue through hell in their mind...
Anon you need to take a step back and reevaluate your morality

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969560
>You'll never have a toothless zombie softly gum you as she tries to consume your flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969560
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969563

"We're all enemies in the end" means there's no such things as true friends. Friendships start and end but that doesn't mean for a second that friendship itself doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969564
I can't speak for him but for me it's not about sadism,
the more someone suffers the more satisfying it is to see them get a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969564
>Oh no, this nonexistent character is suffering!

Pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969565
Thank god.

I'd smash her head in fear.

[Anonymous No.]

/fit/ or health monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969573
>no such things as true friends

Ever hear the saying, "I believe everything from everyone"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969579
I like both, but I need muscle girls as gym partners

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969579
Both.

Fit to look at, healthy to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969579
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969575
I get that, the greater the fall, the greater the redemption

>>12969576
>look at me I'm an internet tough guy
It's called empathy. Feeling for and connecting to characters is part of what makes for a good story. But I guess you've spent too much time in front of a keyboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969579
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969579
Both are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969579
Kunoichi-Shiek cosplay when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969589
It's called "fantasy". You're the only one bitching at the suffering and it's gonna end in healing anyway so what the fuck is your problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969582

It's not a saying in this part of the world.

"Don't believe everything you're told." and "Believe a quarter of what you hear and only half of what you read." are, but your particular phrasing, not even close.

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>>12969546
>After about 2 months the nightmares have stopped entirely
>The man is getting a decent amount of sleep now and is looking much healthier
>One day they are walking through a forest trail on a hike
>The Nightmare said it might help him relax if he was in nature
>The only problem is that the entire way the man seems especially pale and nervous
>The Nightmare asks him what’s wrong but he only waves it off as being out of shape
>About a mile in they hear something rustling in the woods a little ways away
>The Nightmare keeps walking, but after a few feet notices the man isn’t with her
>He is standing back where they heard the sound, pale as a corpse
>He just stands there staring at where the sound came from as if expecting something to pop out at any second
>The Nightmare walks back over to him and asks if he is ok, concern written on her face
>He doesn’t respond and just keeps staring into the woods, like a deer in headlights
>She tugs on his sleeve to try and snap him out of it, and he rips his arm away from her violently
>She recoils her hand as he stares at her, almost as if he doesn’t recognize her
>His eyes slowly return to normal, and he turns his eyes to the trail and mumbles an apology
>She quietly suggests they keep walking, to which he agrees with a nod of his head
>They walk the rest of the way in silence

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for the night-time period of this thread. So we can talk about monstergirls again without calling each other a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969579
Both are good, although I do lean more towards health

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969596
It means people are to watch out for, as all are capable of great, AND terrible things. You know how when they get serial killers with high kill counts, some jackoff always says "No, I can't believe he could do that, not in a million years". I don't hold that view, of anyone, we're all bastards, even if more good than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969604
It's already night in AMERICA, a.k.a. The Only Country That Matters.

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>>12969595
It's called "empathy." You're the one trying to show how much of an internet badass you are. You've obviously lost the ability to connect with others, and my empathy allows me to feel bad for you.
I'm sorry you get butthurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969608
But it's not midnight yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969608

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969610
>>12969595
No, it's called "Stop arguing over the internet."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969610
>I can tell you're totally a sociopath because you like drama/suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969614

If only we had living T-rexes instead of just their skeletons, Murrica truly would be a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969614
FUCK YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969579
Health

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969552
>>12969544
>>12969536
>>12969528

>She comes over for a visit one day
>They spend the entire day chatting about mundane things, having lunch together, and so on
>She's so enthralled in spending time with him that she loses track of time
>She only realizes what time it is when a powerful thunder echoes in the distance
>It's already dark outside, and water droplets can be heard hitting the windows
>Surprised to see how fast the day went by, she apologizes to the man for staying so long without even realizing it
>He just shrugs and tells her it's no big deal
>Just as she gets up and prepares to bid him goodbye and leave, all lights in his house shut off due to a sudden power shortage
>Before she can even process what just happened, she feels a hand pulling her

1/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969623
It truly is unfortunate we will never be able to experience the joys of riding those massive beasts of death across the Great Plains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969614
>Chinese assault rifle from Fallout
Beware anons! Its those chinks trying to infiltrate us again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969620

Makes you wonder what he'd say about the ancient Greeks who considered tragedy to be the highest form of storytelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969623
>Having giant lizards eating/stomping on people and their houses, as if geese weren't already bad enough reptilian fuckheads to begin with
>would be a better place

You say that, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969618
Mind your own business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969614
Time for a less slim statue I think....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969629

>The man quickly guides her to his bedroom and locks the door before dashing over to his drawers
>He comes back to her with a lit flashlight and a loaded pistol in hands, kept at low ready
>"S-Since when did you have a gun?!" She asks, surprised
>"The enemy shut down the power grid before advancing, they're close." He replies in a monotone voice, stacking up by the window and peeking outside for a short moment before hiding again
>"W-What are you talking about?! What 'enemy'?!"
>"There's no time to talk. This place isn't safe. We must go." He says, walking over to his wardrobe as to look for something
>"Go?! Where?!"
>"I'll explain later, for now, we must--"
>"Anon." She calls him, putting a hand on his shoulder
>The man flinches for a moment before turning to her in surprise, gun at the ready
>"We're not being invaded, it's just a power outage." She reassures him in a serene tone, doing her best to calm him down
>He just stares blankly at her as she speaks
>"There's nothing to worry about, nobody's coming to get you." She says, laying a hand on his and gently pressing it down making him lower the gun
>"...They're... not... ?"
>"No, they're not. Everything is going to be okay, I promise."
>She slowly pulls him into a hug, to which he barely reacts to, gazing into the distance with his dead eyes
>And then she cuddled him all night long, keeping him company until dawn

2/2

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything better than fluffy tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969634

>Implying we wouldn't just have them in big game ranches in Texas like all the lions and stuff that are there today.

Sue was dug up out in Big Bend after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639
Healthy Cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639
Big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639
Dragon scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969560

>You'll never carry your zombie waifu/daughteru under your arm as she cutely swings back and forth, partly unsure of what's going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639
slimey tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639
Keeping my liver.
And touching the fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969632
He'd say they were edgy, with a condescending look on his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969640
Still, let's be real here. T-rexes would be bigger dicks than geese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639
What these guys said
>>12969641
>>12969643
>>12969644
Fluffy tails is pretty low on my list in the grand scheme of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639
Full bodyhugs with scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969650

Well yeah, but all bigass predators were pretty much annihilated from all but the wildest parts of the country by 1930. You wouldn't see dinosaurs in the street. They'd be in National Parks and zoos and game preserves.

That's like me worrying about Jaguars because they were in my area in 1890.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969645
>daughteru

I don't think that's what she's for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969643
You can get fluffy tail and big meaty paws in one package

[Anonymous No.]

Tender Protective Loving Femdom is the best.

Where are my fellow niggas at? What Monster Girl do you want to protect your smile and cuddle you and treat you nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639
Have you ever have a cats tail hit your nose and it starts to get all itchy? Now imagine that happening all the time but with more tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969657
She's in the top 5, but unfortunately, no scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969658

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969658
Bitch, call me princess one more time. I dare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969658

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969656

For... what, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969658
>You are my princess
>Not sure if satire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969658
Jinko
I would be happy to have her sleeping on top of me, guarding me from other MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969654
Oh but I'm sure you've heard the stories of them coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969658
Lilim. I'm not sure about the "tender" part, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639
Fluffy Vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969669
God I get the shivers every time I see her.

They're not good ones either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969667
>>12969672
Come on, it's just an affectionate title. Can't you just appreciate someone loves you enough to even give you a pet name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969658
This or >>12969669.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969670
Oh! We have a dense kun. Allright, what would you do in a post apocalyptic world where the male to female ratio is easily 50:1
What would you keep a female for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969684
Princess is used to describe a wimpy man anon.

If she wants to call me a pet name she should call me something that isn't used as an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969684
>baiting this hard
Here's your reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969658

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969658
Hellhound.
Though if she's going to call me something like "princess" I'd honestly prefer being called "prince."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969684
Ignore them anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969684
Hey man, it's cool.
I'm just glad you guys can finally be honest with yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969688

Damn, that's a tough one. Hang on, hang on, don't tell me...

Uuuuhhh.... shit, uhm....

...making sandwiches! Is that it? That's gotta be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969684
I look like girl to you? Prince, darling, honey, beloved, dear, and many others are appropriate. No man, who has any sense, wants to be called a princess. Unless he's gay, I guess. I can totally see a gay guy calling his partner princess, but a woman calling a man her princess is begging to be abandoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969704
Nooo... it's something more physical, that men and women do. Involving her insidey parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969707
>Who has any sense
Well you people are pretty heretical going after xenoshits, so I think all of you fall into the category of "no sense".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969684
>Can't you just appreciate someone loves you enough to even give you a pet name?

Not that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969714
But Anon you don't understand. It's ok for her to emasculate you because...of reasons, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969713
>Monstergirls are xenos

I think you should look up that word in a dictionary. If that's too tough, maybe compare >>12968605 to an alien queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969713
>xenoshits
Wat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969713
>Talks about sense
>Doesn't make any.

Impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969716
So you admit it, you want to be a girl/treated like a girl. I knew it. No one insists so much they want to be a princess, or a male wife that is not some future trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969546
>>12969602
Please continue.

God, we need more Nightmare writefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969711

Something... physical... insidey parts...

...perform surgery? Yeah, kinda makes sense, they'd keep a female to heal other survivor's wounds since most women are kind of naturally good at nursing people and stuff, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969725
>What is sarcasm.
Was that not obvious? If so, I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969657
What does it mean to be in love?
Perhaps the mere sight, lightening your heart and bringing a smile to your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969737
Is that molding clay? Good Job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969602
>>12969729
Sorry, I was writing this whole time, and this is my first major greentext so I'm not very used to it.

>That night they are back at their house
>The Nightmare hasn’t brought up the incident in the woods, not wanting to make things awkward
>They are finishing a rather quiet dinner when the man breaks the silence, telling her that the dream catcher he bought works
>He doesn’t mention that he sees her in his dreams, mainly to avoid embarrassing her
>They finish dinner and wash the dishes, heading off to bed
>She is in her room thinking about the incident that day when suddenly she hears the man start thrashing about violently in his room
>She hurries into his room, only to find him struggling violently in his bed, sweat beading on his brow
>She entered his dream expecting to see something horrible, but nothing she could imagine prepared her for what she saw
>In his dream he was in a forest like the one earlier that day
>The difference being that he was with his old unit, and they were in the middle of a massive ambush
>Machineguns and rifles rained lead down on his unit’s column from hidden positions on all sides
>The tanks that were supposed to be escorting them had been disabled by anti-tank guns hidden in the woods
>The men around him were being shot to pieces, and the most any of them could do was hide behind a rock or fallen tree for cover
>His squad manages to get into some cover and starts to fire back, along with other men from his unit who have done the same
>Suddenly artillery starts slamming into the ground all around him
>A group of five men about 15 feet to his right get gibbed by a blast
>He gets knocked down by the shockwave and slowly passes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969743
>What does it mean to be in love?
I must insist that you no longer inflict any more pain upon me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969730
No anon, penis in vagoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969750
>He wakes up hours later, around dusk
>He doesn’t know where he is at first, looking around at the ground confused
>Until he sees his sergeant blown in half on the ground next to him, a look of unmatched pain on his face
>He vomits and looks around the area, seeing and remembering the carnage that he was a part of just hours ago
>He just sits there is stunned silence, staring at the destruction around him
>He eventually shakily gets up and starts to slowly walk back the way his unit came
>The Nightmare just watches him go from behind a tree, covering her mouth and crying
>She leaves his dream and sits next to him as he sleeps, silently stroking his head until he seems to calm down
>She bites her lip and returns to her room, lying awake in anguish and concern until the sun rises

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969755
>>12969750
Also, How many people are actually reading these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969753

Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969750
Thank you for continuing, I'm greatly enjoying the read thus far.

Definitely gonna screencap it, when you're finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969757
Checking in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969750
YES, GIMME THE WAR. Is he gonna get more and more broken while he becomes a little more normal, until they end up compensating each other? That would be damn fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969757
Me for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969757
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969752
I can't help it anon. My heart just flutters a little whenever I see my waifu.

Even if it hurts all the more later on, the momentary happiness is...nice, in it's own way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969765
She becomes more broken, he becomes more normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969765
>>12969778
That's...rather heart-rending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969769
>What is love?
>Baby don't hurt me, no more.

How did you not see that?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to give a lillim non-consensual nonsexual headpats while talking about how good a friend she is. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969780
No one witnesses that carnage and walks away allright. They're gonna end up together anyway right? She's gonna see more of his memories, it would make sense that she be affected while helping him, and in the end, he help her the same way and that they depend on one another. It's your story, but I'm hoping that's what you'll do, or something along those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969799
Last thread's meme is from last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969799
You did this last thread, try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969714
what if she called you something else, like Doom guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969788
I'm rather drained today anon, apologies.

But I do see it now, and that is indeed, very clever of you. Want a cookie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969803
>>12969802
Yeah yeah i know. I just got off work cut me some slack.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! You are now being hunted down by Ben "Unloading my Nine at the Welfare Line" Garrison! However, he has made you a deal!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Whatever Monster Girl you roll will have to protect you to the best of her abilities. This can be done by fist-to-fist fighting, to hiding you, to whatever she can. While it's impossible for her to actually kill Ben "Pulling the Trigger on every Nigger" Garrison, as long as she can keep you alive for one week, Zyklon Ben Garrison will allow you to marry said waifu and stop hunting you down.

What Monster Girl do you roll? Can she protect you from Ben "Killing Schlomo in Slow-Mo" Garrison? Do you even want to waifu her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969808
No.

Suck on my nuts you fucking alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969801
What? I'm not him. I thought you were!

Well, I guess we'll both just have to keep waiting, and reading, and see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969807
That's quite alright friend, I know how it is.
Yes, I'd like a cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969806
That is ridiculous and people will laugh at me but I will take that over princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Familiar

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

EVERY FUCKING TIME NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Anon who rolled apophis from the robot devil last night here >>12964349

I went and wrote a thing, if you're into that sort of stuff.
http://pastebin.com/Ng1HUpM5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969815
Well then, consider it your reward for clever wordplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969821
>licking navels

Excuse me I have to vomit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969819
You killed your one true love. I hope the guilt drives you mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Inari
This is probably my first time being happy to see fluffy tails in a random roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969821
>Belly Dancing
>All this licking
>Delicious Grapesnake

Moar. By god, more. This is fantastic.
No, really, I'm very curious as to where this could go after he "Takes her".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969825
>you are now picturing apophis as Patrick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969216
he's done some shit things, but he did popularize anonymous posting outside of japan and I can't imagine being able to talk about the things I do here in a forum setting so for that at least I'm very grateful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969821
>Anon who rolled apophis from the robot devil last night
Fuckin' hate you.
You better treat her right. Or I'm gonna get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>matango
I'd rather Ben get it over with quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969819
You're the only for her anon.

And she's the only one for you.

You just haven't realized that yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Devil Bug

For fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969828
>>12969838
Fuck you people!

I fucking hate lolis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969840
ya you got lucky i got sea slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>mimic

Fuck, not waifu material but I guess I can hide in her chest for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Liliraune

Unless the petals are bullet and fireproof, pretty fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
Mimiru
Um, this is good right?
Loli isn't my normal thing, but if she keeps me alive I guess I can live with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969843
You will never escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Red Slime
I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969843
Onii-san is just playing hard to get.

Just the way she likes it.

>>12969809
>Kitsun-bi

Well, she can posses women and is essentially unkillable unless he's packing some enchanted bullets.

She can scout and probably has minor magic tricks. Don't know how this can go.

If its in the city she can posses women in positions to help (police, politics) and user their power to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969850
Oh I'll fucking escape.

I'll escape these fucking loli bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Dark Priest
So she'll just hide me away in Pandemonium and fuck my brains out like she normally would. Only now she has the excuse of having done it to save my life as part of her missionary work to old over me...
Eh, could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>This post
>5 out of 6 replies have gotten BAD ENDS
>Also this nerd >>12969844 so 6/7 technically

Two possibilities.

1. Everyone who replies to your are bad luck Alps.

2. You've got the cursed touch of cursedness. Like King Ramses from Courage. THE MAN IN GAUZE, THE MAN IN GAUZE!

I will break your curse wicked man! BREAK IT!

>Sticky Mushroom
...Okay.

>Humans

My god...YOU ARE CURSED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969855
I wish you luck in escaping your Familiar stalker.
Careful, seems like she's a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Blue Oni
She is certainly smart enough to pull it off.
And I wouldn't be opposed to intelligent snusnu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969855
She waiting for you at the edge of death anon, she'' be there to receive once you die. I hope you'll accept her then. What possible excuse could you have to turn her away then?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never tease a merrow by stealing it's silly hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969867
>>12969873
I'm not sticking my dick in a goddamn motherfucking kid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969821
Is there more to that image?
For research purposes, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969855
There's no escape from the Sabbath, anon. It has its hands in all things.

You're going to be a Familiar's big brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Amazoness.

I'm pretty sure I'll be fine.
Not really sure about the whole being her bitch thing though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969877
I can't speak for the other anon but I'm with you 100%.
Lolis are shit.
If you want to escape her being a loli, stock up on Holstaurus milk and that age up cake from wonderland.
Or just marry a better monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969880
http://i.imgur.com/rpbYIyP.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969755
>That morning the Nightmare makes breakfast, but the man doesn’t come out of his room
>She waits for him, but eventually her food begins to get cold so she starts eating without him
>She finishes her meal and sits down in front of a window to watch the sunrise, after putting his meal in the oven to keep in warm for him
> After half an hour, she finally hears his bedroom door open
>She turns and watches him walk into the room, a shirt sloppily thrown on, and the stress from that night visible in his ragged and tired actions
>She tells him his meal is in the oven, and he grabs it, deciding to sit next to her to watch the sun
>She glances at him as he eats, and quietly mentions that she heard him last night, and asks if he is alright
>He stops eating mid bite, setting his food down and staring out the window
>He says he supposes so, and continues to stare at the horizon
>A few minutes of silence go by as the Nightmare curses herself for making things so horrible in the morning
>First making him eat reheated food, not being more cheerful when he came out of his room even though she saw what he had to go through that night
>Not having the courage to try and bring up his dreams when she knows she could-
>”I have always had a special fondness for mornings, especially sunrise” the man says suddenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969877
But she's likely older than you! She just has that type of body is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969886
>”Why is that?” she asks, suddenly shaken out of her train of thought
>”It reminds me of a certain morning that came after one of the worst 24 hours of my life” he said, almost absentmindedly
>She thought of asking him what he meant, but worried that it might destroy the mood, so she stayed silent
>”I don’t really want to talk about it, but let’s just say that when I see a sunrise, I get an immense sense of relief.”
>She nodded silently, as rays of light slowly broke the tree line, beginning to stream into the room they were sitting in
>She simply stared at it, wondering how even in all of its beauty, someone could find that much meaning in a sunrise
>She turned her head and looked at him again, and when she did, she saw a look of peace and content that she had never seen before
>He simply sighed, and resumed eating his breakfast, watching the sun rise above the trees and into the sky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969882
>>12969891
That's it, I'm investing in a gun.

No way am I becoming a kiddy fiddler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969883
She'll be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969885
Uuuuuunfff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969173


>The shuffling of feet, the squelching of the mud beneath them and then... quiet.
>Absolute silence in the trench, save for the rumbling of distant guns, and then...
>FIX BEYONETS!
>On mechanical reflex, you went through the motions and called out the command as it came down the line.
>More silence.
>The approaching squelching of more boots and... running water?
>A quick glance to your right confirms what you already know; the Holstaur next to you is pissing all over herself and shaking so much that the you can hear the rattling coming off the horn-holes of her helmet.
>She takes a single step back, and on instinct your hand is immediately on her arm pulling her back.
>You can't describe the quiet, wretching sound that escapes her as she turns to you with the wild eyes of a caged animal, frankly you don't care to.
>"Get. In. Line." You hiss under your breath as the approaching footsteps pick up their tempo.
>For an instant, she looks ready to lash out at you, but whether it's the edge to your voice, or the look on your Sergeant's face as she leans forward to see who's fucking up, she relents.
>"Fucking kid..." The Lizard growls under her throat. You, likely being a year or two younger than the "Kid" in question, didn't say a word.
>Finally, the twin pairs of approaching footfalls stop directly behind you. The Sergeant Major, you can tell without even looking, has her P'orcish eyes locked onto the Holstaur and her hand on her revolver, while the Captain is busy eyeballing her pocketwatch as she brings the whistle up to her lips.
>And then... she pauses. Burning her Elven eyes into the back of your head, no less.
>"Corporal O'Nymas."
>"Ma'am." Came your robotic response
>"Are you ever going to pick up your bloody mail?"
>"Sorry Ma'am."
>You can tell she wasn't happy, but she didn't exactly have the time to ream you out right now anyway, and brought the whistle to her lips instead.
>And with the shrill cry of a glorified child's toy, the battle begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969896
Don't lie to the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969886
>>12969892
Quite...elegant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Lizard

At the very least, we can cover each other.

Also, another one that I don't remember being this in-depth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969895
Don't be surprised if she has a magic shield around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969904
Amazons know that men are precious and adorable, so they would never do anything to hurt them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969895
If a pre-update matango was able to chase her man and catch him, I'm pretty sure you're gonna be streching familiar womb pretty soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969908
Sorry if I'm getting a little too sappy or some shit, trying to figure out how I want to write this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969902

Damned word limit. Anyway, I'm throwing this in a pastebin to finish up later because I've got work in the morning and I need my sleep.

Sweet dreams, Lads.

http://pastebin.com/dBQvxCxi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969912
Anon, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969911
>>12969916
I'm talking about using it on myself you dolts.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969884
>The little blue familiar groaned as she awoke, her head pounding.

>She had finally tracked down her onii-chan, chasing him across the country to give him her love.

>She'd finally broken down his door when something hit her head, sending her to the land of slumber.

>She tried to move but something bound her, a long silver chain with blockey runes inscribed on it. It's enchantment rendering her magic useless.

>"W-where am I?" She asked, ears flat against her head and tail fluffing up in her panic. "Onii-chan! Where are you?"

>"Over here my little blue stalker." anon answered as he stepped from the shadows.

>"Onii-chan!" She squealed in delight, bouncing in the chair. "I'm so glad to see you! Untie me and I can show you how glad I am."

>"No can do little one," anon said, smile sharpening "You see, I know what you have planned and I don't do little girls."

>The familiar pouted "But it won't be a problem onii-chan!" she said "I love you!"

>"I know that," he said, flipping on a light, revealing a mountain of holstaurus milk bottles and a large cake with pink frosting.

>The familiar's eyes widened in fear as he grabbed a slice of cake and bottle of milk, stalking towards her with a manic gin.

>"And you're right, its not going to be a problem. Now open wide~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969912
>>12969922
Only primitive societies let their men live in constant danger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969932
Need whole image.

>>12969928
OH! So the guilt has gotten to you and can no longer keep her waiting eh? Good, go to her, and let her love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969932
Is that top right one a Lamia of some sort?
Because if so, that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969932
Bottom right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969938
You know she's human right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969938
That's a nice hook you got there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969917
No no, just commenting, displaying my continued and invested interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969932
The green one.

[Anonymous No.]

How big and meaty do you like your big meaty paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969922
I don't think Amazons would treat the..."fairer race" poorly. Barring maybe the fucking in public thing but I mean that's basically just like a stripshow for Amazons.

>>12969932
I gotta have my purple and not just because I used to be a champion swimmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969937
We could totally make a horror movie that scares MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969954
Yao is the upper limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969938
Better to die free than live like a dog playing house with some raging bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969944
Don't let the fool you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969940
It is the entire image.

>>12969941
I think top left is scylla, right is lamia, bottom left is alurane and right is dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969954
Small enough to intertwine my fingers with them while holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969932
I'll go with the plant princess. Why not, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969961
Christ that looks awful.

I would honestly rather kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969961
Oh they never will, but I was referring to that character. She's an amazon, but she's completely human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969932
Bottom right of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969971
Agreed.

But some people seem to think this is "loving"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969961
>Unspoilered lewds
>On a blue board.
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969961
>Dem lazy copy+paste warriors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969961
What an ugly ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969978

Why is /jp/ sfw when no one has a job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969972
Yeah, I know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969976
It really doesn't.

I would bite my tongue and drown in my own blood as apposed to that kind of fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969954
Yao is literal perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969993
If only she wasn't a huge bitch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969998
She's also a massive buttslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970006
Yea but you can't have babies from your butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970006
Yeah, not a fan of that one either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969978

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969937
Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970017
It's still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970017
>Not making the censor bars out of subway sandwiches
Come on man, put some effort into it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970017
Feel free to not post garbage in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970010
Exactly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970020
Well, she's certainly going to be the healthiest familiar around when that guys done with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970028
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970010
>>12970029
Alice can't get pregnant unless she stays in Wonderland a long time. Just get one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970028
i'm cool with it being posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970039
>Loli
Wait, no. That's not even a valid complaint anymore with MILF cakes and holstaur milk around. I personally find the permavirgin thing to be a little creepy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970039
I'm not quite sure what your talking about anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969892
I think I'm done for the night, I might write more tomorrow in the new thread or this one if it's still up. I have some ideas, so I will definitely continue this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970032
Sir, if it's not too much trouble, regarding any future endeavours, would you be so kind as to not share content of this quality?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is lacking Jolly Cooperation I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969998
>implying she wouldn't simmer down if she found a decent man
>>12970006
>Not wanting to break virgin ground when she finally wants a child
Fuck all y'all. I'd definitely a Yao. Buttslut, meaty paws, and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970048
I didn't post it though. You were being pretty alpy and I was wondering why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970051
Shut up sunbro.

Swear to god you sunshine fags are worse than Dark Priests

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970006
But consider this, she's probably never used her vagina in sex before. It's probably really sensitive.
Do you see where I'm going with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970053
>Assumptions are the mother of all fuckups

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970057
>Ammy no longer welcome
I thought I knew this thread. What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970006
>>12969954
id a yao in an instant. damn just look at all that fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970056
>You were being pretty alpy
Wow, you really had to think long and hard about that one, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970066
Ammy is an annoying attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970073
What about Ra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970066
Hey, it's just one anon being a huge bitch.
You're still allowed to like Ammy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970044
>permavirgins are creepy

You heard it here folks.

>>12970045
Until she finds a man and returns to wonderland, Alice cannot get pregnant. If that is your worry, just get an Alice and pound her rotten and paint her insides white, knowing you won't knock her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970073
Fuck you, mate. Ammy is adorable and second best sun goddess. Just look at that face >>12970080

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970080
#1 wolfu of all time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970046
I remember that some Anon said he would screencap this shit, don't know if he is still here but post it when it's done so I can save it.

[Anonymous No.]

How would these two shits fare in the world of Monsterigirls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOjrfCdhD_I

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970086
Hey now. Let's not say things we don't mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970069
Someone hasn't been bullied enough it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970080
I wanna watch her drink SunnyD in a very erotic fashion. Anyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970092
They wouldn't even get raped.

Literally nothing good can happen to those two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970095
And someone else isn't all that bright, from the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970096
>not sunny D flavored ice pops

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be careful around plants, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970105

They only want your nutrients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970105
I'm oddly reminded of that one sunflower witch in R+V.
Still, she has gross tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970096
>>12970104
i...um. >yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970105
Wait, where is the vagina?
I don't think I want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970096
>>12970104
Given that Ammy seems to be a little pervy, she might even do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970046
Thanks anon. I very much enjoyed it. If more to come, I'll be happy to see it.

>>12970087
I'll try to have it up shortly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970109
Her tits are crushing that poor boy. And her areolae are ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970105
Biollante meets Balalaika

I strangely approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970101
>Oingo and Boingo keep trying to avoid monstergirls using their stands.
>Everything keeps going horribly wrong.
>Monstergirls let them go because they're just too pathetic/funny
I can see that happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970051
>You will never adventure with a your childhood friend, a stern girl who went down the path of the paladin.

>You will never be the lovable rogue to her iron lady, an affable, laid back man with a silver tongue

>You will never delve into deep dungeons and abandoned towns, delving for gold and glory...and the glory of the chief god, as your friend puts it.

>You will never have to talk her down from smiting monsters, getting into arguments with her about whether it is right or not.

>The only other arguments you two have that are just as heated are when she catches you flirting with another girl, monster or human.

>She will always claim that you claim that you should find a better girl, blushing when you jokingly suggest her.

>She will never wave that suggestion away, talking about how you should find a girl who's soft, and pretty, not muscled and tough like her.

>One day you two will never be ambushed by were-wolves, fighting back to back before driving them off.

>You're friend will never collapse the very next day, feverish and woozy after one of the wolves bit her arm.

>She'll never tell you she ha something she wants to say, only to be shushed by you as you carry her on your back, rushing towards the nearest town for a healer.

>You will never meet up with a caravan and barter for a ride with them, acting as a guard for a quicker trip.

>Her fever will never worsen over the next couple days, you always at her side giving her water and wiping her brow, doing what you can to make her comfortable.

>You will never have bandits attack the caravan one day, trying to score easy money.

>You will never give your childhood friend a kiss on the forehead and one last smile as you leap from the wagon to help the rest of the guards, her pleading for you to stay as the driver rides away.

>You will never fight your hardest but be overwhelmed, their sheer numbers overwhelming you at the few guards with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970125
>Balalaika
Now I know why she looked so familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>Be Chosen Undead
>escape zombie cuddle pile
>while staying with the undead girls IS tempting, you've got things to do, bells to ring, demons to lay, err you mean slay
>make your way deeper into the undead burg
>talk to creepy merchant dude, buy orange soap stone
>quickly jot down an important message near him
>"hors püsy a shet"
>you think you got your point across, your spelling might be a little off but who cares
>walk down some steps into a small alleyway
>black knight valkyrie standing with her back to you holding a sword that looks like it could split you like lumber
>shit don't wanna mess with that bit- wait is that some sweet loot in front of her?
>hmmm should you?
>probably not
>but you're going to anyway
>try to sneak past her but you can't into stealth for shit
>she pivots around towards you, her dull orange eyes glaring at your attempted skullduggery
>they remind you of a dying flame
>thrusts her sword at an alarming speed in your direction
>avoid becoming a kebab, barely
>force of black knights attack has embedded her sword into the goddamn wall
>now's your chance!
>sprint over to the sweet loot
>okay it's time for papa to get a new... ring?
>suppose it could be worse, hopefully it's magic
>time to flee before little miss cheery gets her toy out of the wall
>book it up the stairs and towards the stairwell leading into an adjacent tower
>look back
>black knight is marching towards you with grim determination
>oh shit, OH SHIT
>start running up second staircase hoping to avoid the wrath of the warrior woman
>in your panic you almost don't notice the hollow who knocks a barrel down the stairs
>it also catches on fire
>as if the barrel careening at you wasn't enough
>do a 180 and run down the stairs
>black knight has reached landing of second stairs
>dash right past her
>you guess she didn't notice the flaming barrel as you hear the sound of impact and a quiet "ow"
>she's face down, ass up with bits of barrel scattered about, but seems unhurt otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970129
Meanwhile fucking Josuke is healing every poor man and shota who got their pelvis smashed.

I really want to see the Highway Star fight with a MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970134
Yes? YES?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970141
>Sneaking around a black knight
>Not parrying the balls off of their overly-telegraphed attacks
Step your game up, son

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970142
>Eventually starts adventuring with some poor shota adventurer because he reminds Josuke of Koichi
>Shota eventually gets used to all of Josuke's quirks.
>Fighting a group of Amazons
>The lead Amazon insults Josuke's hair
>Shota immediately dives for cover.
>Other Amazons look on the ensuing beatdown with horror, too afraid to do anything.
>To this day, that Amazon twitches in fear if she hears anything that sounds remotely like "Dora"
I'm having more fun with these ideas than I should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Dormouse
Well at least we can just fuck off to wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970153
I could stomach the world of MGE a lot easier if humans had stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970159
Did I hear someone say Dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970165
afternoon nyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970165
I want to lay in her lap and let her feed me sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970165
Chocolate cat > Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970160
Imagine being a monstergirl who fights the first Stand-user in that universe though.
Hunting down what looks like a nice catch when suddenly a weird thing appears behind him and beats you senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970168
Evening anon.

>>12970170
You and me both.

>>12970172
Chocolate cat is delicious, but I'd still pick a mouse first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970153
>Part 6 is now Jolyne trying desperately to stop her mindbroken father from being dragged off to pandemonium by Erica Pucci, the dark priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970134
>The bandits will never drag you and the other survivors to their cave, joking about how much someone like you must be worth.

>They will never strip you of your arms and armor before beating you and tossing you into a cage, legs broken and arms bound

>You will never smile, knowing your friend is safe before falling unconscious.

>You will never awake one evening to the howling of a wolf and the screams of men.

>The sounds will never get closer and closer before falling eerily quiet.

>The cage's door will never be ripped from its hinges, revealing a heavily muscled and scarred were-wolf, an impressive bust and six-pack of abs visible through the cracked plate chest piece.

>You will never recognize it as your childhood friend, her face a little more feminine and with sharp wolf ears poking from her tawny hair, tears of joy running from her now golden eyes as she wraps you in a hug.

>You two will never simply hug in the cave, her tearfully apologizing for not being able to tell you how much she loved you and for abandoning you to the bandits.

>She will never carry you out of the cave, past the beaten bodies of the bandits who captured you.


>You will never have a litter of daughters with her, safe in a home you two built deep in the woods.

>You will never get to wake up each morning cuddled by your muscled werewolf wife and adorable daughters, living a peaceful life for the rest of your days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970175
It's fucking sick and fair.

What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970179
>Despite how much easier it is in the world of Monstergirls, Annasui still never gets laid.
Ever,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970178
Having preferences different from my own?

That's ok I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970172
I'll need to see a chocolate dormouse before I can pass judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970172
>Using the latest version with the least fuckups.
My niggah.

>>12970188
Working on it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970182
>didn't kill the bandits

Wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970182
Cute. Very cute.

>>12970195
>Screams of men
>Then eerie quiet
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970186
>Annasui reverts to alphood as was planned before

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970197
Glad you liked it.

It was a fun detraction from the story I'm writing.

>>12970195
Probably should have used broken instead of beaten but make of it what you will

[Anonymous No.]

>Wiggle wiggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970197
>past the beaten bodies of the bandits who captured you.


She could have knocked them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970141
>Face down
>Ass up
You know what must be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970202
I want to rail the scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970202
Stop it!

It's like putting a big sign that says "Do Not Open" on a door.

I want to open it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970206
>Black Knight Harem.

Yus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970202
Well, if she's just offering...
*poke*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970202
I wanna press that reverse scale so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970202
I'm gonna fucking do it.
I'm gonna rub the reverse scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970206
That's the way we like to fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970202
>ass
>hips
>knees
No, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>despair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969315
>>12969346
>>12969444
>>12969546
>>12969602
>>12969750
>>12969755
>>12969886
>>12969892
>>12970046
>>12970087
I said I would, and thus it is so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970211
>>12970223
Yus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970238
Well thank you kindly, feels good to not do the capping for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970238
Thank you kindly anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970241
Actually, now that I think about it, what would be better?

A harem of black knight valkyrie's or a single valkyrie that follows him everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970160
It'd be pretty funny to see an MG's reaction to one, unless she has a stand herself, then god help us all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970256
Both are equally enticing.

I'm more for one loyal knight though, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970263
Same.

Night everyone, Don't burn down the thread!

I hope the robot devil pops up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970266
Honestly, it's been months since he appeared. I don't think he's been around since the h/a/ppening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970271
True, wasn't an unwelcome appearance thought.

It's been long enough that it felt fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970271
He was here last night or the night before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970276
Yeah, but before that, when was the last time we even saw him on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970277
I can remember one or two other occasions. He is certainly a rare treat though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970276
That's the one we are talking about, haven't seen him in a long time before that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970259
I imagine it'd go something like
>"What in the name of the Demon Lord is tha-"
Followed by gratuitous pummeling.
Also, I think that when it comes to stands, DEMONIC ENERGY actually would hinder monstergirls this time. I think their natural demonic energy would prevent them from being able to manifest stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970279
I remember I tried being the Robot Devil for a day.
Twice. It didn't work out.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh, you've been chucked into the world of Monstergirls with the mission of slapping the Chief God and the Demon Lord's shit until they stop ruining everything, but not before getting shot with a Stand Arrow.
Roll this to see what your Stand's power is:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
And roll this to see what the monstergirl who finds you first is (If you get a page that isn't a monstergirl, reroll until you do)
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
She'll be your partner. How goes your Bizarre Adventure?
Also, if you don't name your stand after a band or song, you instantly lose.

[Anonymous No.]

So what would become of a Unicorn who got tricked into having a one-night-stand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
Use this instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970282
>spoiler
I could see that, if we follow KC's canon to a T. On the other hand, MG stand users would be more fun to post about

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970233

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970302

She will look for you.
She will find you.
And she will harem you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970302
Depends.

If you were a virgin, then... >>12970315, though with Harem being dependant upon whether you've slept with any other girls in the meantime.

If you were not a virgin when you tricked her?
Then yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970304
Well, there's always the Arrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Addiction manipulation
>Chimaera

I'll name it 「Love is the Drug」and just use it to get them all addicted to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Fire Aura
>Dark elf

Gimme some help here on a band name or song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Animal Magic
Black Tiger
>Minotaur
Not my favorite MG, but she'll do.

Off to adventure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Transcendent Dhampir Physiology
>Werecat
Tenacious D

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Ferrokinetic Combat
>Succubus
I'll call it Fucking Hostile
Whichever foes cannot be entranced will be pummeled with iron fists of fury, or if they really piss me off, entranced THEN pummeled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970326
I think I found the most hilariously fitting name for your stand.
>I'm on Fire
Yes that is an actual song.
Or if you want something a bit more in the Metal department you could always use Metallica's
>Fight Fire with Fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969549

Beware the zombie cuddle pile. Once you're in it's difficult to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970340
>I'm on fire
Hilarious, I'll take it. Thanks based anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Healing

Hell yeah! Healing and regeneration in the sunlight, let's see who I bro it up wi-

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wurm

This is going to be a fantastic journey.

Praise the Sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970347
>Praise the sun
You only heal in sunlight.
You need to throw lightning spears and have a weakness to bugs attacks before you can say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
I'm giving >>12970303 generator a shot

>Where Eagles Dare
>Wing Manifestation
Fuck yes, I have no problem with flying

>Dark Elf
I'm okay with this, let's give her a stand too

>Trampled Under Foot
>Restoration Embodiment
So she pretty much can heal anything like Josuke. That uh, that seems kind of alarming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970347
What's your stand's NAME anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970347
>Journeying with Wurm
Always fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970354
But anon, Monstergirls can't get stands.

[Anonymous No.]

Despite everyone's taste, at least we have an objective "Best tits to be buried in," winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970355
「Walking on Sunshine」

The wurm shall be named sunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970238
>I started all that
Huh, maybe I should actually read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970361

Centaurs? Yes. But I might take the chocolate yandere masochist instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970362
>sunny
Like that retarded kid from MGS4? The one who couldn't cook eggs properly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970361
>"Why is this buffoon betwixt our bosoms?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970366
>Retarded Kid
You mean the one who built an experimental upper-atmosphere shuttle?

Geez, what is with people in this thread throwing around "Retarded"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970366
She wasn't retarded, just socially inept.

She's better in MGR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970368
Still very very slow in the head outside of technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970368
>this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970371
Not really. As >>12970370 said, just socially inept. Also traumatized.

She got better within a couple years. Very outgoing and cheerful.
How that happened when Otacon was the one raising her, I'll never know.

>>12970372
Fair point.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamono would you want for a maid, Kikimora aside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970379
Holstaur, milk maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970379
Shirohebi.
Can I marry her later, after she pay her debt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970379
Anubis.

Look at her. That elegant, lovely uniform, her orderly and neat personality...perfection. Truly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Brain Manipulation
>Undine

Almost wanted to call it 'White Rabbit' (Feed Your Head), but I suppose I'll have to settle for 'Green River'

>>12970379
Mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970379
Dragon, simply because I want to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970392
Let me ask you anon.

Do you believe yourself a strong man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970383
>Ask for some milk
>the Holstaur maid opens her shirt and puts her breasts on a silver platter and presents it to you with a beaming smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970392
>Wurm maid is clumsy but works hard
>Wyvern maid drops dishes a lot and cries A LOT
>Ryu is elegant and dignified
>Dragon is pretty harsh but takes her job seriously
>Jabberwock wears no underwear and likes to bend over a lot in front of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970393
I like to think I'm strong but we are sure as hell gonna find out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970398
I'm perfectly fine with all of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970398

Sandworm maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970376
>How that happened when Otacon was the one raising her, I'll never know.
It's all about showing her the right Japanese animes. I'm sure there was lots of Hidamari involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970400
>Present maid uniform to Dragonfu
>It's a more elegant gown, as one would expect of a Kikimora or Anubis, more high-class maids.
>It's still a fucking servant uniform.
>She knows this.
>Is infuriated, clearly.
>LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!
>You lose.
>She tosses the maid uniform away, and demands that you go out and bring back some trinket or treasure as compensation for wasting her time with your outrageous request.
>Come back half a day later.
>Find Dragonfu in her Treasure Horde
>She's cleaning her possessions.
>While wearing the maid outfit.
>What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970397
Good girl, just like I taught her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970409
Pictures. Immediately. Then blackmail her for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970409
Take a picture.

Especially if she starts dusting the egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970388
I'll take her Sphinx friend if you don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970406
>The cafe is inside her maw
>A free lick comes with all services

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970414
>>12970415
Congratulations!

>She is infuriated by your attempt at blackmailing her
>Destroys your camera and all the photographs
>Rage-Fucks your pelvis into oblivion.
>You don't walk right for several days.
>She wears the maid dress while she does it though.
>She secretly keeps and develops the one photo of her dusting your egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970420
Worth. 100% worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970417
Feel free.

Anubis is the one for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970420
Dragon a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970392
>dragon maid
diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970418

I would imagine that most humans would be too intimidated to enter such a place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969639

No, not when it comes to Ran-sama's tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970427
>diamonds.
I'm sure her uniform would be covered in them, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970392
So what kind of circumstances would result in a Dragon becoming a maid anyway?
>>12970428
Do not underestimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970424
Go back to MGK and build a life sized model of the Alexandrian Library out of legos with Anubis while Pharaoh's in the hospital being treated for second degree burns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970422
>>12970425
Mah niggas.

>>12970432
A really bad deal with a Tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970436
>bad deal with a Tanuki
Dragons can't be jewed or do bad deals.
Seriously, they can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970432
A bet gone awy.

She claimed she could beat me in any game or contest.

I challenged her to DnD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970433
>Build a life-sized model of the Alexandrian Library out of legos with Anubis
Can do!

...wait, what happened to Pharaoh? Last I recall we were just dragging her along to the nurse's office...oh well, I'm sure we'll find time to write her a get-well card.

Maybe buy some aloe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970436
Why would a Dragon make a deal with a Tanuki? If the raccoon woman had something she wanted, she could take it, Viking style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970428
It really does sound like a Looney Tunes style trap
>Walking inna desert
>Come across giant lump in the sand
>Sign from the Acme Corporation reading "Meido Cafe: best water (slashed out) coffee in the desert!"
>Decide to go in since you're literally dying of thirst
>Enter
>Her mouth closes
>Silence
>Loud bangs like a hammer on wood are heard. Her body also bulges out in several places like a weak hose
>You nope out so hard your feet are a cloud of dust
>Sandworm's tongue plops out on the sand behind you
>"Master, wait! You forgot to tip! Awwwww nuts!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970420
Whenever I catch sight of it I smirk at her like so
http://i.imgur.com/s9VYfYE.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970438
>>12970442
>"That is a wonderful horde you have there. Really, I've never seen it's like or compare."
>"Steal it?! Why no no no, of course not my good woman!"
>"I'm a merchant, not a thief!"
>"But...not that you mention it, I'm sure thieves must be a very common issue for you, yes?"
>"Now I'm sure that you're perfectly capable of defending your own horde. A matter of pride! As it should be."
>"But surely you get at least a little nervous at times, yes? When you have to go out, raid, pillage, gather, what have you."
>"If you'll just give me a few moments of your time though, I might be able to help recommend some...services, that would put your mind at ease."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970449
>Dragon uses Fire Breath
Problem solved. If Scrooge McDuck doesn't fall for it, why would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970449

How else is the dragon going to find her one true love if not for a thief coming after her treasure?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970449
>Dragon slaps Tanuki with enough force to decapitate her
>Throws her body out back into a large pile of Tanuki corpse
>"Every god damn Sunday it's the same thing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970457
At least there wasn't another body in the Mormon pile today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970458
Please no, Mormons have potential for so many things, like becoming superheroes in porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970458
That's because they are crunchy and taste good with fry sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970452
It's not like the Tanuki's trying to steal her horde. Just trick her into indentured servitude as a form of payment for constant surveillance. Thus, maid.

>>12970457
That seems a tad...harsh.

>>12970456
Knights, Common Serfs with the balls to stand up to her raids, mountaineers who wander by...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970141
>damn that girl is one tough cookie
>you start to leave when you really take a look at her
>black knight booty just presenting itself to you
>it would be criminal to leave it unattended
>she still seems to be pretty out of it, as she doesn't move even as you get close to her
>move the cloth and chain mail covering her behind, revealing skin dark like coal
>you tentatively grope the right cheek
>smooth, soft, and firm with just enough give to it
>the valkyrie pushes slightly against your hand, giving a small moan as you knead
her
>you decide to give her left cheek the attention it deserves
>the black knight seems to be really enjoying the massage you're giving to her glutes
>you notice a few streaks of liquid trickling down her thighs
>the smell of her arousal wafts to your nostrils
>if your trousers weren't tight before they sure are now
>time to whip out your +5 flesh bandit knife
>you stop rubbing the rump to position yourself to take the plunge
>she looks back, face flushed, eyes glossy and burning with lust
>you smirk as you hilt yourself in one swift motion, making her howl with ecstasy
>as you pick up speed, her wails of pleasure become louder and longer
>you feel yourself reach your limit, with a final thrust you paint her insides white
>this sends her over the edge, bucking against you while moaning vehemently
>decouple yourself with a lewd POP as you unsheathe your sword
>flop down on the ground, completely spent
>hear the clanking of armor
>turn to see that black knight is now completely naked
>she crawls toward you, desire in her eyes, biting her lip as she gets closer to you
>uh oh
>YOU GOT RAPED(?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970466
>mountaineers
She read Kokou no Hito?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970467
>Wake up at Firelink Shrine(?)
>Valkyrie cuddled up to you(?)

Regardless, all I can say is YEEEEESSSSSSSS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970470
I don't know what that is.
>Look it up.
>Dude climbs school building
>Becomes adrenaline-junkie mountain climber.
Yeah, sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970478
It's good anon, it's really, really good.
Also based on a book based on a true story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Stand Name: Caravan Palace
>Stand Ability: [Bond Empowerment](http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Empowerment))

What kind of JRPG bullshit is thi-
>Holstaur

Nevermind, heart's an awesome power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970513
>Holst enters the battlefield with teary eyes, shuts her eyes and shouts for everyone to please stop fighting
>it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Four_Horsemen_Physiology
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wyvern
>Slap the Monster Lord and the Chief God's Shit
>With the fucking powers of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse

Never before have I rolled a random and got something so fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>I get Apophis
Okay, this might work out...
>Mammal Manipulation
Henceforth shall the Stand be known as Walk the Dinosaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970548
>Dante's face
Did Ammy put aphrodisiacs in the pizza, or is it just too spicy for pretty boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970548
>Forgot to name it after a song or band

Whoopsie.

Guess I'll call it the Black Sun since Black Hole Sun is just 1 word too many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970466
Has to be harsh on them.
They won't go away otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970513
>Stand that gets stronger as you make stronger bonds.
>Powered by a Holstaurus's pure love for you
Good god, you'd be nearly unstoppable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970580
Touch the cow. Do it now! The fate of the world hangs in the balance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/DNA_Replication
Stand name: 「Copy Me」
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Merrow
Travel the worlds oceans observing and studying the all denizens of the deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970580
I didn't even think of that!
Think of all the friendship I can also achieve through violence!
The power just pays for itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970592
I'd be so jelly if I didn't have a Grapesnake to cuddle and the power to command all mammals to do whatever.
>>12970593
>I have finally gained a power that cannot be stopped!
Villain confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970548
>Four Horsemen slapping down God and Satan
And now I am reminded that Darksiders 3 will never be a thing....

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970596
Jesus tapdancing Christ. We have a villain with the power of friendship. We can only hope his evil world is an enjoyable one, because everyone's getting the shit befriended out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970598
At least we got Death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970600
>villain with the power of friendship
It's happened before, but not this literally. No hero can beat him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970600
>>12970603
>Become more affable to enemy heros
>Bond with them through battle
>Become even MORE powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970604
>become that villain who gets hyped up when he beats up some of the heroes
>they join you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970602
Yeah, but I was looking forward to playing all four, ripping God and Satan down from their thrones, then watching their Chaos Forms reduce the Charred Council to molten rubble before recreating the realms again without their influence. At least that's how I would've ended the series...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970562
He just really likes pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970604
>>12970607
Big Boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970612
It's from Piestrong's.

[Anonymous No.]

The day comes when the 4 horsewomen of the apocalypse come.

They are all Shetland sized

It was all bunk, they are just really nice . and are here to fix things, what the are named for is to work on those related problems .

Thanks human mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970623
>Shetland sized
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

MGC Central Admin would like to remind all single human males that the best holiday for romance is rapidly approaching, and this year we are going all out.
You need to come on down to the Central Admin building and meet with one of our wonderful matchmaker shirohebi who will more than happily find you the most wonderful of all dates for you.
Why remain alone, why should you be alone, come down today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970613
>Every fight is the fight on top of Outer Haven
>The enemy will secretly respect my power during the fisticuff and upgrade me from rival to villain
>EVEN MORE POWER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970630
>Valentine's Day is coming
>next month is my birthday too
Sighing intensifies.
>>12970633
>MAGNIFICENT, MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!

[Anonymous No.]

Its that time again!!!

Valentines day is coming!

Do you plan on giving chocolates to a certain MG?

What species is she?

I am going to go all out with my fox GF and do the flowers, dinner, hidden chocolate stashes here and there for her to find , and a full hour of tail brushing!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970623
>One of them is trying to fix the very problem of DEATH
I'd work for that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970637
If you tell me your birthday is the 22nd I'll slap you for being my clone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970641
Please no. When I was in middle-school, we had this thing were we wore paper hearts on our necks and everyone hugged each other and then wrote their names on it.
I was too cool and edgy to do it the first two years.
>>12970643
>24th
Whew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970633
This power just doesn't have an upper limit, it can't be stopped, especially with a holstaur to back it up and convert enemies into friends through sheer stubborn niceness.

>>12970647
>Paper hearts on our necks and everyone hugged each other and then wrote their names on it.
That sounds like something a vampire would set up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Out shopping with Dragon daughteru
>She tells me she wants pizza AND curly fries for dinner
>Tell her she can only have one
>She puffs her cheeks and throws a tantrum
I'm too sober for this, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heaven_Lordship
>Stand Name: Houses of the Holy
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Valkyrie
This won't end well, but let's see where it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970647
OK, That sounded really creepy. I am so glad I did not go to that school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970654
>Pizza and Curly Fries
Your daughteru has fantastic taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythic_Heroes_Physiology
>Ghost
I can't think of anything that isn't FSN related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970656
>creepy
It wasn't. It was a great excuse to get pretty girls.
>>12970662
>FSN related
Gates of Babylon is a Rainbow song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970641
>Valentine's Day
W-Well, there's is an Anubis...always is.

>tfw mother died right after Valentine's Day
>tfw always just get bitter and sad at this time because of it
>Loneliness of couples fawning all over each other just makes it sting worse.
How would an MG heal this suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970666
>666
She could bring her back, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970664
>Gates of Babylon is a Rainbow song
You've got to be kidding me.

>>12970659
But she keeps wanting it every night.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970673
>kidding me
No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHObvdslyBw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970673
>Every night
Well, good taste though it might be, that is a tad much.

Really, it's better to save the best things in life. Once a week, that strikes a good balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970676
I bet she got it from me, when I ate pizza pretty much every night when I was 12 to when I was 23.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970679
She sure seems cold. If only there were someone around to help her keep warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970679
What do you mean "what am I doing"? Making snow angels, what's it look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970679
Something's off with her right eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970685
She has anime hair. Anime hair is transparent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>dormouse
Eh, at least I can die peacefully in my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970686
No, I mean her eye seems a little off.
Like it's tilting slightly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970687
Anon, you're not thinking.
That dormouse you're holding can fill your attacker with the dire need to impregnate it. Using that as a distraction you can grab their weapon and defeat them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970690
I wanna play board games with her until she loses control of her lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Handicapability
this is a power
>Ignis
so i have fire powers and if i lose a limb, get bbq'd or other assorted debilitating condition i'm still in peak physical condition
iamokwiththis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970699
>didn't name his ability
You lose.
I'd have called it Timmy and The Lords of the Underworld

[Anonymous No.]

It's MGK time once more.
It's Saturday, and you have 2 actions today.
Do you choose the regular cast of girls doing their generic schtick? Or do you choose the special events going on?
Special Event 1: A new Mantis girl moved into your neighborhood, do you welcome her?
Special Event 2: Do you let Junko in your house and help her relax?
Special Event 3: Do you go to your Lizardman neighbor's birthday party and get free pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970711
I would go with 2, but I know form experience that the tiger is not a valid option. I use my actions to make the Mantis my +1 at the Lizardman's birthday party!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970711
I bring the my medusa neighbor with me to the lizardmans party

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970713
>the tiger is not a valid option
But she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970717
It would appear to be so on the surface, but choose her and horrible things will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dumbpire is actually getting an anime
>and it's coming this year

I never thought I'd see it happen period. Is there any more info on it? I know it was just announced but I figured we'd get some more stuff known about it once the magazine it's serialized in came out today, but I can't find raws for it anywhere.

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>>12970722
>horrible things
I didn't know her clawing up your bed and curling up into a ball on you while you sleep was considered horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970679
>[Desire to be tenderly and lovingly bullied by intensifies]
There's something about grapesnakes man.

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>>12970726
No, I mean if you try to choose her, it will turn out that you weren't supposed to choose her because it didn't make sense from a story perspective and that you were actually pretending to be 200 different people and then the tiger dies.
And then I cry like a Wyvern.
>>12970729
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

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>>12970731
>No, I mean if you try to choose her, it will turn out that you weren't supposed to choose her because it didn't make sense from a story perspective and that you were actually pretending to be 200 different people and then the tiger dies.
What. The fuck are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970731
>white sclera
Wow I've never seen a more unconscionable crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970733
It's a joke about the CYOA we had some time back.
That I'm still bitter about. Because I wanted Tiger Cubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970739
Nothing's stopping you from giving Junko a bath, feeding her a warm meal, sleeping together, engaging in consensual sex under the covers, waking up in her arms while she cuffs, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970749
Oh yeah? Well nothing's stopping me from building that house for her either, but that ain't happening any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970751
Alp, the reason that's happening is because you're lazy.
Get off your fat, Alp ass and get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970754
Joke's on you, I still need to go to the library today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970755
For what?
Get to writing, Junko's waiting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970764
For Dune. And she can wait for all I care, it's not like she's real.
YOU build her a house if you care so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970739

In all fairness it wasn't like that CYOA had a plot or anything. It was essentially a month of dicking around and doing nothing, so I really don't get how it was popular at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970767
I wasn't the one who said they would do a story about it in the first place.
Don't you want to help her? Don't you want to make cubs with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970768
TIGER CUBS.
>>12970770
>make cubs with her
But anon, she's only in my story to offer sagacious advice to the young lovers, not for becoming happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970771
Then find a way for to become happy.
Dammit man! Are you there to protect or destroy that smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970772
What smile? It's not her story anyway. Last time I tried to have subplots I was made to regret it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970775
Then learn what went wrong and try to improve.
Learn from that mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970776
The mistake was having subplots. That's why I won't have them anymore. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970778
>giving up
I guess you are a true submissive Alp after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970783
>giving up
Maybe you should have been there to stand up for that shit last summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trust_Manipulation
uh....Far Kid
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wurm
Diplomat and tank. Pretty damn good duo.
My first roll was Original Chief God

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970785
I was there last summer though.
Don't remember what happened exactly, but I was there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970789
Not for me you weren't.
This is the part where dramatic music plays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Copper Manipulation
Eh, I think it's pretty useful
>manticore
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970794
>This is the part where dramatic music plays
No, it isn't.
Get to writing at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970800
No, I'm seriously going to the library now. Bus leaves in ten minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970691
>seducing Ben "The Aryan God" Garrison
Haha, good joke anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970802
>bus
Get a car or walk like a man.
Do it, do it for you-know-who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970808
>filename

Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969062
It's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970811
I bet you'd motor boat her chest, wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's alive right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969477
Bad timing most likely. Or unpopular MG. Perhaps it would be better to put strawpoll links up with new threads or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970857
Slow times, Americans asleep, Britfags at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970863
>Brits
>Working
They all live on benefits m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970863
>asleep
But I'm still up because of my work schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970857
Ded thread
Live board

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970866
Only the immigrants and spivs.

Which is to say, 90% of the British population.

Fuck my country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970872
>people aren't at each others throats for once
>thread's dead

[Anonymous No.]

Wyvern a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>Taking Dragon daughteru to local pool
>Bring along Dhampire niece because I'm looking after her while my brother and his wife continue to be shitty parents and fuck in exotic places around the world
>Daughteru doesn't like swimming
>Complains about water up her nose
>Dhampire niece accidentally calls me "dad" a few times
>Decide to buy them food on the way home
>Niece is fine with anything
>Daughteru wants curry fries and pizza
>Again
>Tell her she can only chose one
>Again
>She puffs her cheeks and throws another tantrum

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Merrow

Assuming we are near the sea, or atleast a large body of water i'll be absolutely fine.

[Anonymous No.]

God damn it.
I thought there'd be fellow MG lovers awake right now, but I guess I was wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970908

You're not. I'm still here on guard duty.

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>>12970908
>nomber of beast
Hurr

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>>12970908
Sorry, should I fill in for them?

Your tastes are shit!
Stop having the wrong fetishes!
Male/Femdom is the best! The [other one] is for insecure faggot Alps!
Stop posting Manticores!

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>>12970909
Then talk dammit.
I get back from work, opening boxes, and laughing at newbies breaking palettes of alcohol worth more than $2000 and see that we're a fucking graveyard after only a few hours?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys. Late night/early morning update at line 2719
http://pastebin.com/ZZC24tUf

More plot stuff next time, not that there's not important info this time. Getting closer to that vote.

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>>12970808
Public transportation is real fun anon, you should try using it in a country where buses aren't uses as toilets by homeless people.
>>12970924
And just when I thought I was going to do writing myself. Thanks for the excuse man.

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>>12970921

Sorry, mate. Orders are to keep watch, not chat.

I'm actually out of ideas to talk about.

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>>12970925
I live in the part of the country where homeless don't use it as a literal porta potty.

[Anonymous No.]

Oi!

1. Wurm
2. Oomukade
3. Dark Elf
4. Vanilla Dragon

Choose one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970928
Talk about what you would do as a level 1 Knight in a MG world while traveling around with Lamia mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970949
Get stuck in the center of a mating ball formed by those mages, of course.

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>>12970939
Oomukade every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970949

Get myself the bulkiest armor available and a rad tower shield. Proceed to tank everything like a real man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970951
Would magic be involved?

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>>12970953
Is this your final answer? There would be only suffering in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970957
Oomukade and suffering go hand in grotesque hand together.

Do it faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970961
Fine. But I'm going to take my sweet time because I don't like sad stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970893
Don't raise a spoiled brat.
But a MG who will grow as an worth person to the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970949
Use my natural charm as a Knight of my order to rally my allies to glorious battle. We would clash our wills against our enemies and fight as one unbreakable unit!

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>>12970954
>Not using two hand
Knigga, do you even FFV?
I bet you're one of those kids who go for Chicken Knife instead of Brave Blade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970955
somehow i doubt a bunch of lamia's need to use any magic apart from aphrodesiac magic against a lvl 1 knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970970
Needs and wants are worlds apart.

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>>12970962
As you should. Sad stuff can't be rushed if you want it to have any impact or meaning whatsoever. Good luck.

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>>12970964
She's still young.
Hopefully she'll mature by the time she's 10.

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>>12970967

>Not charging through an enemy formation with your shield up like a human bulldozer, plowing through everyone and everything

It's like you hate fun.

I've also never played any Final Fantasy games.

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>>12970711
Let's welcome that new Mantis girl into the neighbourhood and visit the lizardman party together with her.

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>>12970976
>leave Junko out in the blizzard
>Junko begins to recreate the Little Match Girl with her zippo

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>>12970975
>charging at the enemy
>not making them come to you
If you're going to charge at them you better go Berserker on their ass with two hand and either Brave Blade or Ragnarok if you're a little bitch who ran away at least once.

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>>12970711

Take both Junko and the new Mantis kid to the Lizardman's party as to help them make some friends, then go home and play vidya alone because it's a "girls only" party.

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>>12970977
That's too cruel with her.

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>>12970979

>If you're going to charge at them you better go Berserker on their ass

Sure.

>Grab shield with both hands
>Smashing board mode engaged
>Proceed to wreck people's faces in

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>>12970981
Not for Alp, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970977
Come on now, can't let that mantis girl be all alone either. We can however let jinko in the house while introducing mantis girl.

If only you could take all actions.

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>>12970981
It didn't have to be this way. You could have stopped this.

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>>12970985
How am I responsible when this is a MGK thing? Point your fingers elsewhere.

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>>12970982
>Try that on Catoblepas
>Get turned to stone
>Later cured in her cave
>Get violated by green furred Cow girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970957
>>12970962
There better be healing and tender loving in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970996
Not in this update laddie. Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970980
>Mantis
Even if she's super shy and wears a scarf all day every day regardless of the weather?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970999
Wait, update for what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971005
Night Terrors. Stop poking me!

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>>12970992
Everything's your fault.
You better make up for this by either writing or working your Alp booty on the street corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971008
I'd be writing right now if you people didn't keep bugging me with you accusations and inquiries. I've got three lines down already you know!

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>>12971012
>three lines
Then get off 4chan for a bit and continue writing.
It's not like anything new and exciting will happen while you're gone anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971015
I never leave, you fool. Even during lectures I keep you guys close and get distracted from taking notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971016
You need to learn how to properly multitask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971020
There's also a cat on my mousepad now.
Don't hold your breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971024
>not writing
>and playing KR
>and petting three cats
>and browsing 4chan all at the same time without any of them being hindered by the other
Step up, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971027
KR?

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>>12971027
The scary part is that I do have three cats. Are you that stalker guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971029
Kichikuou Rance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971031
No, I also have three cats.
And one needy dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971036
>three cats and a dog
Just like me. Are you trying to steal my life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971038
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>Daddy?

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>>12971041
Good. Now you discuss classy ladies in need of casual acquaintances while I try to-
>>12971046
D'aww.

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>>12971050
>classy

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>>12971046

>"...Huh? Oh."
>"Sorry kid, I'm not your father."

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>>12971091
>abandoning a Harpy after she imprints on you
Monster.

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>>12971093

Her mother's not even around, she's probably coming back to her sooner or later. What do you want me to do? Take her home? That's kidnapping.

[Anonymous No.]

A Paladin wielding Gram mortally wounds your Dragon waifu.
What do you do?

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>>12971099
Gram? A gram of what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971099

I don't have a dragon waifu.

Also, I'd call an ambulance before asking the Paladin what the fuck he attacked her for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971103
Gram the sword used to slay Fafnir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971109
Fafnir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971112
A Norse Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Alright class, which one of you would like to recite the regional capitols of the Manticore Caliphate?
>Very good! Now who would like to guess where our field trip this year will be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Lich Physiology
>Tentacle
Going to go full Super Villain with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971118
The Friendship Holstaurus guy already conquered the world.
You become the hero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971117

Let's go to Belka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971123
But it'ssnowing

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>>12969638
>"The enemy shut down the power grid before advancing, they're close."
This isn't how PTSD does. You don't go into a sustained delusion It's more like
>Sudden crack of thunder
>Dive for cover
>Your brain catches up to your body
>Oh it was just thunder... That's embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971141

But I wanna go see the Excalibur tower!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>War Embodiment
YES
>Kitsune-bi
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971155
Lucky in war, unlucky in love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971098
You wait at the nest afcoarse, and explain the harpy what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971160
>Mommy and Daddy come back
>"You in a world of hurt now!"

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>>12970182
Jolly good my good friend of African descent!

10/10

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>>12971162
Afcoarse they are going to be mad. You screwed up fatherhood for that husband. That harpy will now never recognize him as the rightfull father.

Why did you think it was a good idea to climb up in that tree anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971162
>>12971168

>Mommy AND DADDY come back

God dammit, I was just chilling at the park minding my own business. I never asked for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971168
So I could gloat at my rival as he walks past, Gary Oak style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971171
Yet you clearly had to climb up a tree for the child to see you. You weren't minding your own business, you were doing something illicit.

Should we perhaps call officer Happy to clear things up?

>>12971175
You are excused.

[Anonymous No.]

So lets say you finally meet the monster girl of your dreams however she reveals to you that she worked a long time as a prostitute to get by, she hasn't done it for a while now and she's deeply in love with you. Could you accept her love knowing her past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971186
Experienced lovers are a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971185
>you clearly had to climb up a tree for the child to see you.

Nigga I don't even know how to climb trees, what are you saying? I was just walking by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971185
>officer Happy
Oh dear god, there's more of them?
>>12971192
But that nest is up in a tree, what we're trying to figure out is how you ended up there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971186
Yeah I would. What is the past is the past, and what is now is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971186
Hopefully she has healed up to the point that it no longer takes a horse dildo to get her off.
But like>>12971191 said, I bet she knows some awesome tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971195

Perhaps she just saw me walking by? Her eyes are already wide open right at birth, as being a harpy, I'd assume she has exceptional eyesight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971186
How can she be the monster girl of my dreams if she was a prostitute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971212
You sound suspicious. How can she possibly have seen you from the tree. She is in a nest after all. Can't exactly look down from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971221

Fine, whatever, I'll just fuck off and go home, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971221
I think we need to judge his character already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971225
>>12971227
Nothing a good visit from officer happy can't solve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970654
>not making your own pizza with curly fries as a topping

[Anonymous No.]

New stuff starts at line 169. Sorry that the updates of this story are always so fucking short. And sorry that nothing happens this time. And I mean nothing. You might want to wait until the next one. I ain't got nothing tomorrow so I can stay up all night, see if I get in writing mood.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971242

Officer who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971264
The sister of the beautiful lady next to the pretty Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have your muscled monster girl waifu hold her newborn child in her arms and her motherly instincts kick in

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971268
You have to impregnate her first. Better get ready, make your move on Valentine's Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970711
Go welcome the Mantis to the neighborhood? With Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971186
of course i just hope im good enough to please her in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971286
Anon, don't you understand? She's there to please YOU.
Until your training ends, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971289
well then i will be the best student ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971186
Past is the past. If she gave me no reason to assume she had any desire for such a life style again, or a promiscuous nature as a result, I could live with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971296
Lesson the first: Shirohebishibari.
Say it ten times in a row as quickly as possible without making mistakes to train your tongue to become more nimble.

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>>12971143
Yeah, it's subtle. The other story up there describes it better.
Most of the damage is caused by emotional problems. Over-react to stupid things, don't react at all to big things. Kinda feel like nothing you do after coming home really matters. Get frustrated easily. Worst part is just feeling alone all the time. Even if you're lucky enough to have people around that care, they just don't really understand, and they never will, no matter how hard you try to explain it.
Shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971255
That's fair. Just write whenever you feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971310
Foul sorcery was used. Someone else got the drive to write just as I lost it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971186
I could marry a former prostitute no problem, as long as it's in her past. She wouldn't be the girl of my dreams though. The girl of my dreams would take love and sex too seriously, and place too much value in herself and her body, to ever consider prostitution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971318
>The girl of my dreams would be such a prude she would sooner let herself and her sick mother starve to death than provide for them
Not trying to pick a fight.

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>>12971312
You can bet the Sabbath is behind it. However you still shouldn't give in to their outragious demand to include the world oniisan atleast once every paragraph.

They might have taken your ability to write, but you still have your pride. Though they have been threatening to remove both your pride and underwear next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971326
Pride I never had to begin with, and my underwear has been worn by girls before so I've got nothing to lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971322
Girl of my dreams implies a perfect ideal. Bad things happen to good people, sure, but my perfect girl would have much better ways of making any money she needed than selling her body. Besides this isn't a third world country, she could get financial aid or food stamps or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971322
Refusing prostitution doesn't make a woman a prude, anon. There are always other options in any decent, modern society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971255
While I am a bit nervous about the upcoming suffering you hinted at earlier, at the moment, I have a different concern...

>MC has no idea what Japanese looks like.
>Or Oomukades
>Has to google his way around to it.
>And yet knows what a Shirohebi is to relate the simile "Pale as a Shirohebi's shed skin".

Just seems a bit weird to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971301
done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971363
Shirohebi are famous. Oomukade aren't. Why? Because Shirohebi are hot shrine maiden snake-ladies, and Oomukade are gross bugs. One would naturally get more publicity than the other.
Does this satisfy you, or am I going to have Mikami Teru out of this?
>>12971373
Apply the newly nimbled tongue to waifu's genitalia. You will both be pleasantly surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971399
all rite then il be putting this to practice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970711
Yup, the usual generic schtick. Find Jabberwocky and Lilim and engage in cuddling. Everytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971301
apophishibari

[Anonymous No.]

>Reading the thread
>People actually think you can have a Dragon Maido
>Not realizing it'd actually be the other way around

I want to gladly serve my draconic mistress in whatever ways I can! I want to make her happy and pleased by my work! I want her to make me worship the very ground she walks on! I want to be there and support her however I can, so that she can shine far brighter than I ever could!

I'd prefer if she didn't make me wear the dress, but I'm flexible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970461

I'm late but, Hi Joe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971467
I remember talking about Lamia bondage with /d/ once and getting the ever so clever catchphrase for it.
>8 meters of love, made more compact!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971476
Oh god, that hard fold in the tail. That's a broken spine right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971481
MAMONO MANA. Smithcubus doesn't harm her victims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971467

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971476
>Smith
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971490
>>12971467

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971495
>Gross
Not a legman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971484
No way dude, look at the pain on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971504
That's not a face you make if your spine is actually broken.
Minor discomfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971467
>>12971476
>>12971490
Not my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971517
No bully please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971255
>http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

Damn it Alp, you've got gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971539
You do know that's mostly just old shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970878
Don't you know, war is man's nature. Reminds me of that episode of X-FILES where Mulder found a real, live genie. She warns him of the type of wishes that screw people over, mainly selfish wishes, so he wishes for world peace. She poofs everyone but him off the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970949
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971544
We'd have a mars colony by now if the third world war would have happened already. A mars colony with blackjack, space hookers, and nanomachine powered humans powering nanomachines powering humans in a symbiotic dance that accelerates the heat death of the universe with its voodoo magic.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, Were-sheep daughterus are the best pillow.

Make some today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971157
Damn it Fortune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971553
Reminder that the first manned flight to Mars leaves in 2024.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971561
Is it possible to fuck Fortune, or would your dick just slide off of her slit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971542

It is?

Tell me he didn't go on another deletion bender again...

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i was turned on right now
I am in my prime of youth why cant i get it up to doggirls more than 1.5 a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971557
Or I could shave one and make a pillow with her wool

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971564

Is your dick made of metal?

Come to think of it, if someone stabbed Fortune with a non-magnetic material she'd be fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971557
Can't I just buy them at wallmart or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971565
Night Terrors is a reupload of old stuff up until the sixth bit. It's new after that.
You don't keep up with my stuff at all, do you?
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW Anons try to say they "totally don't like Lilims"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971186

Yes. Everyone deserves a second chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971575
But i don't, I think they're cosplay tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971566
Hold off fapping for a week. Or go to a doctor. You know what, just go to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971575
We don't. They suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971575
Not everyone likes demon girls son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971573

I must have missed a few things. Dammit Alp, stop deleting your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971575
but anon, I totally like Lilims and all the bullshit that follows.

A Lilim without bullshit is just an overpowered succubutt though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971581
>>12971585
>>12971587

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971575
Not soft enough, give me a holstaur any day

>>12971572
>Box o' daughterus, were-cat and hell pup boxes are empty

>Wurm in the kitsune box

>Ommukade box is small ad has one in it, curled up in the corner hugging a "sir sunshine" plushie

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971588
When's the last time I actually did that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971575

I genuinely don't like demon types. I wouldn't care if they seem to be the nicest people in the world, I've spent my life hearing all these stories warning about making deals with demons and can't see them as anything other than completely untrustworthy.

Come to think of it, that could make for a good story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971592
[smugness intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971597
>believing stories
Wow, what a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971592
See, this is why some people outright hate you. You just can't believe someone would rather date a nice Holst or Dhampir over you. Now you're gonna use your demon crap to get us to "love" you right? Fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971594
>>12971597
>>12971599

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971597
Christanon please, demons are your friends.
All they want to do is protect your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971597
You just have to beat them in a fiddle or guitar duel and you pretty much have full control for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971612
Not my fault you have no hips, not ass, and are flat as a billboard.

You probably wouldn't want to cuddle and wouldn't be fun to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971608

When something gets hammered into your head from a young age it affects you at some level. Its human psychology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971608
>trusting demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971612
Fite me irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971569
But then you won't be able to even use your pillow because she is going to ride you until your pelvis is dust and she has another bun in the oven.

Unless thats your plan of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971626
>hating someone because they were born to a specific group
>trusting propaganda
How very wicked of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971612
But I don't want to lose my soul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971633
You can't keep it when you die anyway, why not give it to someone who likes you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971608
>>12971614

See, if you want to risk your soul because some demon claims to "love" you then thats your own failing. I'm not even a christfag but it still seems suspicious to me. Demons have a bad rep for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971632
>propaganda

Son, even the stories written by demons have them screwing their clients over in some way. Anyone who falls for devilry this days has got to be a complete idiot, unworthy of life.

Makes me wonder about us, we ARE fapping to monsters. Monsters made cute, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971610
>>12971624
>>12971628
>>12971633

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971638
>you can't keep it

You are your soul, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971648
No, I'm flesh and blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971643
You can't out smug this one lilim.

Years from now you will be alone on a cold winter night while I cuddle my wife and daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971648
>>12971638
>>12971650

We're actually all spooky skellingtons trapped in flesh, blood and soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971642
If you don't like it then leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971643
That's right, you got nothin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971642
>>12971641
You know, as a writer I can decide whether or not that is the case. Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971643
Not today bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971655

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971662

You can write as many nice demons as you want, it still doesn't change my suspicion of them. Pretty much every culture out there have stories of demons tricking humans/eating their souls. You'd have to be a fucking retard to give one the benefit of the doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971662
Go away Leonardo. No one likes a pretention asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971673
Wait, you actually believe in demons? Please don't tell me you actually believe in demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971653
I refuse to believe this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971677

Of course not, what the fuck? I thought we were being hypothetical here, why are you trying to make this weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971677
You're saying you don't believe in the possibility?

You know how they say it's the hit you don't see coming that puts you down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971684
You see all those teeth in your mouth? Those are skelington eggs waiting to be hatched. Go to the doctor and ask for an x-ray, you'll see the skelington living inside of you, waiting.
>>12971687
You've been brainwashed too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971686
>why are you trying to make this weird?
Because you said
>my suspicion of them
>You'd have to be a fucking retard
>Pretty much every culture out there
None of this stuff needs to apply in a fictional setting.
>>12971687
Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971684

It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own. The truth, Anon, is that you're standing upright and typing right now because you have something inside you that you think you don't have: Bones.

[NegaWalker No.]

Miss me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971704
Kind of. You do balance me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971690
I did go to catholic school up till 4th grade, but throwing caution to the wind in the face of something that every culture agrees is bad...well, let's just say, I'd let you rot in hell while rescuing those who genuinely got tricked.

>>12971691
You stop shilling for demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971704
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971704
No, go suck pseudopenis the hell away from here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971704

I barely know you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971713
>shilling for demons
But they don't exist you fucking idiot. I can do whatever I want with them in my head because they're not real.
NOW can you stop? Because I will. We don't need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971713
You just sound like an asshole, a brainwashed asshole. So fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971691

>none of this stuff needs to apply

Think of it as threadcanon. You can't write a non retarded Wurm without people questioning it, right? Well for me its the same with trustworthy demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971725
I've written nothing but non-retarded Wurms and nobody has ever questioned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971725
>You can't write a non retarded Wurm without people questioning it, right?
But that's wrong, there have been several greentexts with smart wurms and people enjoy them if not only for the contrast between the dumb wurm usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971721

I just want to point out that I'm the original guy you were talking to and I sure as fuck don't think demons exist. I was only being hypothetical and applying cultural knowledge to the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

Once again a Lilim ruins the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971704

Fuck off and take your ego with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971723
>But they don't exist you fucking idiot
Laveyan Satanist pls go.
Fedora pls go.
>>12971721
>but I made him/her good! No one should doubt his/her intentions just because he/she is a demon!

5,000 years of religion and belief in the supernatural are telling you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971730
And we addressed this already. In a fictional setting none of that needs to apply.
>>12971734
>real life beliefs having anything to do with fantasy writings
Common sense is telling you to fuck off.
>Laveyan Satanist
What the fuck? I bet you think I'm a Freemason, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971704
I would have, but then you became a faggot, so no. Feel free to return to oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971734
First of all you miss quoted there. Secondly I'm now 100% sure you're just a brainwashed asshole, I mean come on you're saying anybody that doesn't believe in something that hasn't been proven to be real once throughout all of history is a fedora wearing neckbeard. You're just a brainwashed asshole dude, accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971736
>real life beliefs having anything to do with fantasy writings

Nigga, you know all this shit is based on beliefs and ideas established in people's cultures and belief systems, right? You don't seriously think all this stuff just came out of nowhere?

>What the fuck? I bet you think I'm a Freemason, too.

More like Spiritual Luciferian, my mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971704

You were a mediocre writer who stole thread ideas constantly and had an ego the size of a small African nation.
So no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971746
>small African nation
>small
really, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971742
>came out of nowhere
Our Monster Girls sure do have a lot in common with their old counterparts. Manticores eat people, Sandworms are aliens 1.5 kilometers long, Minotaurus is a man with the head of a bull...
Oh wait.
>Spiritual Luciferian
Whatever paranoid schizophrenic psychosis you're in, please take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971741
It has not being disproven either, and with thousands of cases of out of body experiences, returning from the threshold of death and what people saw there, you're jumping the gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971756
>brains deprived of oxygen hallucinate
>therefore I'm right
Not the guy you were talking to but now would be a very good time to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971754
>Our Monster Girls sure do have a lot in common with their old counterparts. Manticores eat people, Sandworms are aliens 1.5 kilometers long, Minotaurus is a man with the head of a bull...

Age of the former demon lords.


>Whatever paranoid schizophrenic psychosis you're in, please take your meds.

>I don't read

Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971752

Ok, the size of Africa itself. Not even the most egotistical writers on the thread have come close to Negafaggots level yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971758
You're putting words in my mouth, all I'm saying is that the possibility of something past this life exists, you're the ones getting anally ravaged over someone entertaining that notion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971754
>Manticores eat people
That depends on your definition of eat
>Sandworms are aliens 1.5 kilometers long
Eh, aliens or not depends on your setting. What does MGE say they are again? Size is about right though.
>Minotaurus
fair enough

[NegaWalker No.]

You guys are so tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970893
More pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971766
You just cited hallucinations caused by a lack of oxygen in the brain (out of body experiences) as evidence, I put no words in your mouth. Now stop, this is not the place for this shit.
>>12971767
>depends on your definition of eat
So funny.
>aliens or not depends on the setting
No it doesn't, Sandworms are from Dune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971754
>Our Monster Girls sure do have a lot in common with their old counterparts
>old counterparts

Even if changed, they are based on real world stuff, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971772
But if they're changed, they're not the same anymore. If they're not the same anymore, why would the old rules apply?
I'm not really following you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971673
>Not giving your soul to your waifu
>Not being reborn an Incubus
>Her Incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971771
>So funny.
I'm not the guy you're arguing with. Calm down, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971769
>Unwarranted self importance.
Look it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971771
>You just cited hallucinations caused by a lack of oxygen in the brain

And these condition somehow negate the validity of those experiences?

>hallucinations

What science thinks them to be, we don't know for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971775

Don't even get me started on the Incubus bullshit
I want to be loved and protected by a monstergirl, but that's going a little too far for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971775
>Get reborn as a cute little incubus but still have all your old memories and shit
>Have to deal with Waifu constantly coddling and babying you, with plenty of teasing and /ss/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971779
>hallucinations are real

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971769
You mean we treat you like shit and violently abuse you at every opportunity? You're right, we are.
I know you aren't the faggot, but I can appreciate the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971775

Why do we gotta turn into incubi again? Are we so lacking that we gotta be mutated into something "better" than an average human? Does that mean that, if your waifu wants to turn you into an Incubus, it means she's not satisfied with who you are and wants something more... "efficient?" I never really understood this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971653
>>12971690
>>12971692
You better start believing anon. There are some with skeletons in their bodies.

>>>/f/2673135

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971785
It's because the setting creator is a Jap and they all have massive inferiority complexes, especially about sex and sexual performance/dick size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971704
If I say yes, will you come back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971785

Thank you. I argued this last thread but was called "a selfish cunt" for it. Kind of stupid considering your "loving" wife demands you change your very personality for her.

[NegaWalker No.]

>>12971792
It would be extremely possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971788
As a skeleton wearing a body I find this post offensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971774
See >>12971772

The point is that this stuff still has it's roots in reality, the beliefs and systems that spawned them. It's one thing to modify them, saying, they have nothing to do with stuff from the real world is plain stupid.

>MGE vampire drinks blood

"Oh, but she totally has nothing in common to do with beings like Dracula, it's a completely different vampire."

That's what you sound like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971799
I'm pretty sure MGE Vampires have nothing to do with Dracula. All those rules about sunset and sundown, needing earth from your homeland to rest properly... nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971796

Unless you have an update or something then stop namefagging you egotistical cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971796
Then yes, please return. It's nice seeing more writers around.

Even if you have a bit of an ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971783
What. Science. Thinks. Them. To. Be.

We classify them as hallucinations because of the conditions they occur in, but when so many people describe similar experiences, we can't just disregard it. Sorry if this hurts your feelings because we can't live in a world with no spiritualism yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971796
Begone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971807

>a bit of an ego

Oh you have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971808
>people have similar experiences under similar circumstances because the human brain works in a specific way
>therefore something supernatural happened
Why won't it stop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971797
You THINK you are wearing a body. But in reality it's the body pulling the strings. You are nothing but a puppet.

[NegaWalker No.]

>>12971804
>>12971807
>>12971809
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971815
Can't you just write about how fun getting pegged is again? That'd be more constructive than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971813
No bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971793
MGE is written in a language full of hyperbole and is stated to have an unreliable narrator. If you don't like an aspect of the setting, ignore it. Or interpret it in a way you do like.
Whatever you do, just don't start this shitflinging fest again in a new thread. We already have enough autism here with our 'philosophers'.

[NegaWalker No.]

>>12971817
Of coursh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971796

No seriously, fuck off. All you do is rip off thread ideas, start a single chapter based on them, ignore it for something else in a week and then go on the threads claiming you're one of the best writers we have. You're a bigger faggot than Bob and that seriously takes some effort to achieve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971808

>Hallucinations are actually your mind and soul temporarily leaking into other universes and world, but only partially, hence you see visions appear in the environment you're actually in on Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971819
You saying you wouldn't bully this?
>>12971822
>All you do is rip off ideas
I've never had a single original idea either, what's the problem with this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971803
Hmm, lets see

>Drinks Blood
>Only reveal themselves at night
>Proud
>Nobles in the undead ranks
>think of humans as their lesser
>can absorb spirit energy, like other varieties of vampires, like the Dubbyk and Aswang
>blood can drive them into a frenzy
>extremely weak to sunlight
>weak to garlic

Pls stop embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971824

The problem is he claims its his own idea and spouts a load of crap about his own so called skills when really he just writes up the flavor of the month greentext ripped straight from the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971824
If by bully you mean douse in chocolate milk and lick clean. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971817
>>12971821
Okay, seriously, fuck off.

By the way, everyone knows you're that faggot who was pretending to be Inari, too convenient that Nega show up and begin blatantly attention whoring, when we have been getting trolled for the last three threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971825
Sounds like stereotypical vampire stuff. This still doesn't have any of Dracula's rules about when he can transform and use his powers.
>extremely weak to sunlight
And this is in direct contradiction with Dracula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971827
Knigga is probably just samefagging. He's probably not even the real Nega. And nobody is dumb enough to want Nega back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971829
>One of those is me
If you squint really hard, you might be able to see me subtly telling him to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971812
Because fuck you. Because you don't know you're right for a fact, neither am I, but I at least am open to something more than "hurr hallucinations".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971829
Obviously, even Nega knows not to show his ugly mug here.

Still feels good to tell him to fuck off, even if it's not the real one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971829

It probably is. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

So how about them wurms?

Soft where it counts, tough when they need to be. Cheerful girls who just want your love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971836
>There is a reasonable explanation, but I refuse to believe it
>instead I'll believe this bullshit supernatural shit!
>I'm "open minded!"
You're a bloody idiot and you're not going to gain anything with this. Just please stop.
>>12971839
Wurms are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971839
They're good shapeshifting weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971830
Anon, please. PLEASE.

Stokers version could withstand sunlight at full power, but other than that, Dracula is as weak to sunlight as any other vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971843
Oh yeah? Can I have a Wurm as a... TOMMY GUN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971846
Sure, just give her a box of rocks, whe can probably through them fast enough to do some serious damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971845
>as any other
I sparkle in your general direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971839
I want to headpat a Wurm while she giggles with delight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971841
You need to stop too, anon. You're both fucking idiots for arguing about this for so long.
>Wurms are olev.
Ok, maybe you aren't a complete idiot.
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971841
You'll never have a wurm daughteru who hides from you by digging holes in the ground, peeking out every now and then before burrowing back down when you try to grab her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971841
>all possibilities have not yet been exhausted but I refuse to so much as acknowledge the chance there might be something more
>my view>all

I agree, it's time you stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971854
>>12971852
Yes. Let's talk about Wurms. Consider the following: a Wurm and a Tarrasque both want the last jawbreaker candy in the box. They duke it out.
Who gets it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971849
Anon pls, that's not a vampire, that's just a faggot.

Have I been rused?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971811
Do you have a quote from previous threads? To give me a vague idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971858
Tarresque sucks gets the jaw breaker, she sucks on it while the wurm gnaws on her head in anger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971854
>caring about the opinion of someone who likes retards

Cheshire grin.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971857
Oh you, thinking you could have the last word. Too bad you're not! I get it! And you know what that last word is?
Ovulate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971858
Neither, a third unmentioned character grabs it while they are unfocused on the box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971866
One post above you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971867
But who would be fiendish enough?
Probably a fucking Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971874
Delicious brown.

Also, this coloring makes me think of that brown girl from Zero no Tskuima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971856
lure her out with cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971874
I want to swing an alp by it's tail like a bolas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971860

Just look him up in the archives. Basically, he posted a story, waited for half a thread, posted it again, then started making namefag posts ranting on about his inspiration for the story (essentially he saw something someone else was doing on the threads and copied or stole it) and about how amazing he was as a writer even though his stories only got around two replies a piece. Then he'd post a link to the story again.

There's egotistical and then there's that faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971879
>Lay plate of cookies as part of your trap.

>She burrows under the plate and sucks it underground like something out of tremors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971856
>warn her about the mole people that live at the center of the earth
>she springs back up the hole or gets curious and tunnels all the way to China

Either way, problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971862
I think these two will be great friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971886
>returns with a little chinese officer cap on her head.

>C is for Capitalist Pigs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971886
>she burrows through the earth's core
>"Daddy, daddy, I found a sauna!"
>>12971887
A Wurm, A Tarrasque, an Ushi-Oni and a Baphomet walk into a candy-store...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970924
I was wondering where you were! Thanks for the update.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I'm totally not an Alp just another guy haha, but I was wondering if any of you guys would be willing to come to my basement? We've got Nachos, and Halo, and even cute girls down there! What? Of course I'm not lying, why would I be? The handcuffs? J-Just ignore those, OK? Now please follow me, it'll totally be worth it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971889
Okay, I laughed at that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971894
>basement
>handcuffs
>Basement

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971894
>Halo
I'm not in elementary school anymore, try something more compelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12969809
>Chief God

Well, she's not an MG but do I get her anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971894
Yeah sure.

What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970949
Blast, I haven't a clue as to what she's saying.

is she trying to imitate the captchas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971894
>Halo
That was your first mistake alp.

One you will pay dearly for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971894
Get some pizza, a keg, some horror movies and lose the handcuffs and we might be in business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971894

>Halo
I'm not a twelve year old child with MUHREEN fantasies so that doesn't appeal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971908
Break out the holstaurus milk anon.

It's time to teach her a lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971908
>Anon then bullied his new alp into having better taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971881
Oh yeah, that. I remember writing that short greentext.

I kinda wish he continued it instead of dropping it after the first try.
Kinda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971905

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971894

>Halo

Haah, waaw.

That one guy from NRAC's brought way better games to the club, and he even let the other members borrow them. You gonna have to try harder, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971911
>>12971912
I'm gonna bully her so hard, she's gonna be stage 4 at least...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971918
You know, when I was in the army, the only games we had were some lame EA sports shit and CoD.
Then one guy brought in Space Marine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971890
>Wurm and Tarra fight over the last jaw breaker, effectively destroying everything nearby the store
>Ushi rapes the cashier and then the manager, then rapes the cashier and the manager again
>"Older" Baphomet gets a whole bunch of delicious sweets then puts her money on the unattended counter before skipping down the street to the park
>Where she attracts a shota before making him her Otouto

Seriously, no regular baphomet would hang out with that group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971914

Which one? The faggot ripped off loads of greentexts in his time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971908
P-Please, I'm really sorry I didn't mean anything the Hellhound just told me it was a smart idea, I-I wasn't even going to do anything anyways! Please forgive me, I swear I won't do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971916
What's the problem?

I got a new friend to play games with, what's so bad about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971928
Yeah...no.

Mind if I borrow those handcuffs for a bit? Of course you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971923

>tfw sequel never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971934
It hurts anon.

It really does.

>No guardsmen vs P'orcs in the battle for Armageddon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971928
You're getting headpatted so hard you don't even know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971935

>ORKS
>AN ENTIRE HORDE

Fuck, was that game fun. If only the final boss wasn't a fucking QTE...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971927
It was the paladin who was actually a succubutt.
Honestly, I was flattered at first, but then again, that's probably because I have low self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971939
Yea, that was a let down.

Teaming up with the magpies was pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971928
Bite the pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971943

>That Heavy bolter
>Them Power Axe executions
>That War hammer
>That instant jetpack ground stomp attack

I still wonder why the fuck this game wasn't more popular, even the multiplayer looks fun. Is it dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971941
>low self-esteem
If you're good enough to get ripped off, you're better than the average writealp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971953
Probably considering THQ is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971954
Are we seriously pushing alp as a replacement for fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971958
In that case, Dawn of War 3 when?
>>12971959
I was being self deprecating anon, don't think too deeply on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971958

Weirdest thing is that it died before THQ did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971961
Wait, that was the same company, never mind.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see Stinkmeaner shitalking monstergirls, before making it do what it do with a Dhampir or Shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971974
baphomets are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971941

>low self esteem

Considering he claimed it was his own idea at the time I'd say you do. People who try and take the credit for other peoples work piss me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971980
"Look at the little ass horns and hooves. Those microscopic tits, no wonder you have to make men pedophiles to get them to like. SABBATH AIN'T SHIT!! I'M GET A HOLSTAURUS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971994
Milk Man pls.

I know it's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971947
>Handcuff alp to the bed so she has to kneel on the bed, soft butt in the air and her tail thrashing as she struggles.

>"S-stop!" She pleads as you unzip your member and move towards her womanhood "I-I wasn't going to do anything."

>You ignore her and enter her, drawing a squeal of panic and pleasure in equal measure.

>You pound her long and hard as she moans in pleasure, tugging her tail every now and then, the surprise assault causing her to clamp down on you as she orgasms.

>Finally, you unload into her as she climaxes at the same time.

>She collapses on the bed, panting as you pull away from her.

>"T-there," she gasps "a-are we done?"

>"Oh no." You grin back, tapping the little case she had next to the bed. A bone barb dripping with venom contained within. "I can't let you go just yet, you certainly didn't plan on letting me go just yet."

>Her eyes widen to the size of dinner plates as you prick yourself with the barb, your rod rising to the occasion for round two.

>Fast forward seven hours and you are done, the alp's eyes empty after the pleasure overwhelmed her half way through the revenge session, her belly positively gravid from the amount of baby batter you unleashed in her.

>You give her a pat on the head before uncuffing her and heading home.

>The next day you go into your math class only to see the alp there, her t-shirt now stretched over massive E-cups and her jeans cutting into her thick hips and bubble butt.

>"L-look what you did anon!" she'd shout, the shirt barely keeping her decent while exposing her midriff. "N-now none of my clothes fit!"

>Your one night of passion kicked her straight into stage three without giving her mind the time to acclimate to her body.

>"I-I hope your r-ready to take responsibility!"

[Anonymous No.]

Not enough space opera talk. Don't let flavor of the month fade so soon!
Let's talk about dicklomacy. I mean diplomacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971996
"Now look at this here niigga. He so desperate for itti bitty tittty, he'd fuck a goat! What'sA matter flatman, the dong fairy never visit you!? You got a baby dick!? HUH!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971996
No, I'm me, not him. >>12971994

Although I do admire his gumption.
The man just needs to open that little baphomet's mind to the grandour of softness.

Preferable with some binding chains, a chair, and three glasses of houlstaurus milk a day.

A wonderland cake may help speed things along as a suppliment but the milk is the key.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inner_Beast
Can't think of a name for it.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mantis
Works pretty well, the silent professional to my berserker.

Pretty good besides the fact I can;t think of a stand name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972002
slow clap.gif

Take responsibility

Clearly she hasn't been bullied enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972013
>bullying an alp pregnant with your child

You're horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972020
She's stage three, not pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

Hoo? You've got guts, kid! You think you've got what it takes to make it in the National Rape Ball League?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972029
Oh wow.

I can't read, I'm just gonna go back to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972004
Despite my hatred for WoW, I will always be grateful for its introduction of spacegoats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972020
The take responsability was because he stage three'd her in one night.

Her mind is still early stage two but her body is something fit for a alp who's been stage three for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972034
That's Warcraft that introduced them. Surely you don't hate Warcraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972031
I'm pretty sure they give that same speech to every guy out there that even shows the slightest interrest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972039
warcraft only had males if I remember correctly
wait, maybe not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972031

>Sports

Boring. I'd rather practice target shooting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972031
I don't even want to join this fucking sport.

Where the hell am I?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think singing "This Love Never Ends" to an MG would work to serenade her?

Especially a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972051
Target shooting is a sport. Hunting is a better sport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972044
It's an ecchi sports shounen, of course they do. Now let's play ball!
>>12972048
There were female demons in Frozen Throne, at least.
>Mistress of Pain
Maybe not female Draenei, but still. Same basic idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972004
Space Opera? It could be interesting.
Would a story like that include space monstergirl wars and space kraken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972068
>Would a story
Why not? It's a genre. Write as you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972053
for any beast type
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to put release a story so it doesn't feel like I keep greentexting.

>Story went from 4,000 words to 8,000 and its still going. Then I have to edit.

Kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972068
>Space kraken goes giant mode and does battle with spaceworm
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972077
Now lisshen 'ere sonnyboy, if every writer was pansy, we'd never get nothing done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972053
boogiemom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrh9dWN86bg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972082
It was supposed to be short!

I'm going to keep going till its done but it was supposed to be short!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972082
I want to slap her tits.

I mean, they're right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972056
>ecchi sports shounen
C-come on guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972039
WoW is what introduced the uncorrupted spacegoats, prior to that they were malformed monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972056
No sorry, the cute kikimora next door wouldn't approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972091
>malformed
I remember Outland having some hotties during Frozen Throne. Female Draenei are from WoW though, I was wrong about that.
>>12972093
>implying she wouldn't become the Mamori to your Sena

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972079
>you will never be attacked by a space dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972085
Most short stories are around 10k-20k words. One shot scenes instead of full stories are around 5k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970924
The plot thickens!

Mystery and funtime is a nice change from constant lust and scheming. It works both as a break for the readers from the constant lust and scheming, as well as a way to show the more hidden aspects of Dan's personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972100
Sorry, one-off.

Yeah, that works better.

[Anonymous No.]

>A vampire will never roughly ride you while shouting "MUDAMUDAMUDA!" the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972122
>"You fiend! Do you even remember how many men you've raped?"
>"Do you remember every orgasm you've had?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972122
>>12972124
No thanks.

I'd rather fuck a girl with amazing hair and can heal my pelvis with her punchghost.

I'd also like to fuck the ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971894
>Halo
>Nachos
Sorry but I have taste. Now if you want me to fuck you so badly get some better shit or else I'll wear a condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972122
>You will never travel across land and see, climbing the highest mountains and searching the darkest caves until you find her.

>The worlds only chubby vampire.

>You will then bully, slapping her pudgy belly and pinching her cheeks before running off to find you next target, a heavily muscled succubus in canada in desparate need of of teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971736
That succubus needs more health

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972144
Milk Man stop.

Stop trying to make every monster chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972144
Looks like she's starving actually. That hollow look says enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972151
There's more than one of us you know. Health is Hathor's gift to the world and it must be spread.

[Gauf No.]

So, I was bored and I remembered this silly old prompt over the multiple arguments about Ushi-Oni over the past few months.

Without further ado, here's an ushi-oni enduring (can't really call it surviving if she probably dies from toxins a few days later) a white phosphorus shell! http://pastebin.com/criAZYsL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972128
Do you think anyone ever used their stand to give themselves a handjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972159
But a chubby Mantis, Kunoichi, or Kiki are not good!

They won't be able to do their jobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972170
Villain, God may forgive you, but I never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971894
>Halo

We're going to do this with some changes.
We're playing Mario Kart, the original. I'll bring some cases of beer, and one of you can call in some pizza. Whoever comes in last has to down a bottle before the next race. If you lose 5 races in a row, you're going to get handcuffed and what happens after is a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972173
Chubby maids are bloody perfect, and I'm not even into that stuff.

[Gauf No.]

>>12972174
Funny thing, I actually really love Ushi-Oni. I just remember someone hating them so much they claimed they would use white phosphorus on them and that there was no way an Ushi would survive that.

Well, assuming they weren't at the direct center of the blast, turns out they're wrong. Plenty of people survive white phosphorus attacks, let alone giant spiders with regenerative powers.

Please don't hate me. I just wrote this in 20 minutes to share a laugh with people who love Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972173
Healthy maids can still do their jobs perfectly fine, whether their masters will be able to resist bending them over a table while they're working is just a unfortunate/fortunate side affect depending which way you look at it. A healthy Mantis or Kunoichi could still do their jobs just fine as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972094
>I remember Outland having some hotties during Frozen Throne
You're not wrong, but those hotties were Succubi, and other demongirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972180
>turns out they're wrong
>the ushi survived the white phosphorous based on MY perception on the range of their regenerative abilities

Fuck You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972180
Well I ain't reading it. Write about a Mummy hunting down the cute grave-robber boys instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972191
Aren't Succubi and female Draenei the same except for the color of their skin?

[Gauf No.]

>>12972193
You realize regular people often survive white phosphorus long enough to get treatment and live, right?
Unless you're assuming they have no regeneration at all they'd survive for a bit, and even then they'd survive long enough to get clear of the blast radius.
Not like it matters. It got you platinum mad, just as the intention was.


>>12972194
I'll consider it.
Also considering doing amazons for a full round of pissing people off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972194
A cute mummy maid is nice too.
http://exhentai.org/g/609312/4b384c143f/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972193
Normal human beings survive white phosphorus.
Is your headcanon that a sex crazed rape spider with known regenerative powers is more fragile and easily killed than a middle aged human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972197
Nah. Two different species.
Draenai are Eredar, Succubi are whatever species Felguards are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972197
I noticed the similarities too. Perhaps the race of succubi pre-legion and the race of Dreanei shared common ancestry, or at the least, evolved along similar conditions. Because if you corrupt a draenei, I imagine they'd look similar. Their bodies are almost exactly the same minus wings as it is. Tails, hooves, horns, etc. But then again wasn't Wow creationist? Maybe the Titans simply had a thing for the spacegoat look .

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972200
>I'm going to write stories just to piss people off
Ok bob/inari/nega.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972203
But they look so... whatever.>>12972204

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971118
>>12971155
>Neither of you named your stands.
Guess what I meant by losing?
Enjoy being Alps.

[Gauf No.]

>>12972205
It's working, innit?
Also, I don't think Amazon get enough love. Big strong muscle girls a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972207
Now I know what happened in New England..Who touched her reverse scale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971191
Why would experience matter when they have instinct? A Werecat could probably pulverise her own hymen on your dick and still bring you to cloud nine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972170
>and likely would never grow hair again.

Why? If she's completely regrowing her body through her regerneration, good as new, then why shouldn't the cells responisble for hair/fur growth be restored.

>>12972180
All you've done is made me want to hug an ushi and tell her that she's cute and perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972206
Well, yeah. That's because wow origins for species is terrible.

If we're talking about outland hotties, though, what about the Shivan?

The four armed hotties wearing little but a bra?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972200
>mad

You wish, I simply think your little short is shit.

>>12972202
I was with it until she regrew limbs. Minor wound anon. The heal from minor wounds, being burnt all the ay to the dermis and having your limbs melt or whatever are not minor wounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972210
Same fagging a conversation with yourself is pretty sad.
You can stop now, time stamps give it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972217
>claiming to not be mad
>first words responding to post are 'fuck you'
come on mate at least dont lie to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972210
Now you are just begging for the thread to burn.

Bob truly is a force to be reckoned with, his influence is turning all writefags into faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Earth Blast
so i get the ability to cause earth explosions and shit. Mass Destruction for stand name.
>harpy
Okay partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972170
I've seen worse...
considering I wrote manticore tail docking, I've probably THOUGHT of worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972222
And here I am, pulling all-nighter for you guys. Not that I'm getting anything done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972221

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972215
Those were great. Wish they weren't so butterfaced though. But I don't think Shivan were native. I've always wanted to see an orc/draenei hybrid. I think she'd look pretty damn cute, with the glowing blue eyes and the faintly teal skin. I wonder if she'd have horns. That hybrid rogue seemed like a normal orc minus the ugly face, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972226
You fucking tease.

[Gauf No.]

>>12972218
>samefagging
>while namefagging
Okay man. Don't worry, only one person can POSSIBLY disagree with you at any given time.
>>12972214
Then my work here is done.
About the hair thing: I don't know. I literally wrote this in 20 minutes because I was bored. Also, emphasizing the general grimdarkness of 'LOL WHITE PHOSPHORUS ON RELATIVELY FRIENDLY INDIVIDUALS' that some people in this thread seem to advocate.
>>12972222
I've got nothing to do with Bob. I just happen to like some girls that aren't super vanilla maledom bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972227
Anon, I believe in you. Now go and churn out words and throw them on the page like a shit-flinging monkey on speed.

If you're struggling, it's best to just write whatever stream of words first comes to mind, then edit it to the point of actual readability afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972238
Is it okay if I just put up another 200 words and call it a night?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate all of you.

I hate all of you so much I would gladly punch a monster girl in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972124
>How many men have you raped to heal those wounds?
>How many orgasms have you had in your life?

One job anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972249
Well, they love you.
Isn't that good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972249
Lilims will always love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972250
You don't expect me to recite by heart a manga I've only read once when I was but a boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972242
what are you writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972242
Why not? Prioritise a good night's sleep over forcing yourself to write. Plus, that sleep might help you write better the following day. Just write enough before stopping so that you don't feel so guilty about it.

Are you in Europe somewhere, or are you just going to bed crazy early?

[Anonymous No.]

You want to make cute girls cry? You're the rel monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972229
There's a male hybrid and he just looks like an orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972256
About peasant life, nothing exciting.
>>12972257
I'm in Europe alright, and it's nowhere near too late yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972259
Some of us want to watch them burn alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972259
>girls not being the most vicious tormentors

White paladin pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Consumptive Biological Regeneration
Cannibal healing, nice.

>Chimaera
Pretty fuckin' OP

It says here that if I eat a limb fro ma difference species, my own may regenerate with particular traits from said species. My question is, if I eat a dragon's wings, though technically not Regeneration, will I still generate wings? That said, I name my stand [Flesh and the Power it Holds] just because of how fitting that is.

How do I fare? My Chimaera and I will probably have to strike out on our own. I don't think my cannibalistic ways will grant us any favours in cities and towns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972255
I literally have not read or watched anything jojo related.

Which means your excuse is weak, weak, weak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972262
Why? They just want to see you smile.

>>12972263
You're thinking of human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972268
>they just want to see you smile
But a HOT WOMAN wants to HAVE SEX WITH ME
Bring out the napalm.
Today we end this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972264
But it's pretty fucking metal.Are there any cannibal stands in JoJo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972267
>Not watching jojo
If anything, you've outed yourself as a scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972259
Incubization. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972137
Nigga, you really like healthy girls, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972272
>watching
Nigga should at least watch the first season, and then read the series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972276
>Bullying a vampire
>Then a musclebus
I think he just has a thing for being mindbroken and raped.

Can anyone here blame him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972268
>Thinking there's a difference in that front

All women are evil anon, MGs are just less likely to direct that malice at YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972274
>Incubization
Oh no, you'll live longer, you'll be more healthy, and you'll develop magic powers at the cost of... wanting to have sex with a beautiful woman.
The horror, the horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972259
I want to go to a cute monstergirl and tell her that she should just give up looking for a husband forever.
Then I'd show her a wedding ring/bracelet/necklace.

>>12972272
>watching
But then they'll never be able to experience the objective best part of JoJo. It's Steel Ball Run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972280
>>12972287
Obviously, he should read the whole thing, but I won't put my expectationts too high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972173
>Not wanting to wake up one morning and see your chubby mantis neighbor half stuck in your window, her expressionless face bright red as she asks you for help after the window caught on her plump bottom

>Not wanting to see your adopted konoichi onee-sama's skin tight uniform grow even tighter, hugging her barely contained breasts which bounce and jiggle with every movement

>Not wanting your kikimorra's uniform to grow too small, hugging her rich body and outlining every curve as she goes about her daily chores.

Step it up son

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972259
does this look sad to you?
fuck you Ms. Happy, you drove me to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972284
>I don't mind having all that makes me, me, rewritten and thrown away to be a more efficient fuck toy

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972284
And we're starting this argument again. Remember kids, KC canon Incubization and threadcanon incubization are two different things!

>>12972292
Would a manticore without a tail just be really into anal or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972294
Where exactly is all that you are rewritten?
Citation, please. The world guide EXPLICITLY states that human values remain.

>>12972296
They just want a reason to use chemical weapons on innocent monstergirls. They'll ignore KC canon to get their way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972291
Fatty pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972292

No manticores, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972292
why would you do this to a manticore
they are beautiful creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972291
Anon please my dick can only get so hard.
>>12972301
Skeleton pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972292
Now get rid of their wings and they might be decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972287
I still pray that the whole goddamn thing gets animated because David Production is sitting on top of a fucking goldmine here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972298
>Their thoughts and values change, all becoming centered around having sex with monsters [5]. Lust skyrockets to keep pace with the monsters' insatiable hunger for copulation, and their interests in other things (like work and hobbies) decrease, as sexual activity becomes a more important part of their lives

>Also, after being completely charmed by a monster, one's aesthetic sense will have changed so that he feels that the grotesque parts and organs of monsters are beautiful. Other than that, one's sense of time, and values concerning work and recreation will also change so that it becomes more convenient to live with monsters.

Fuck. Off.

>inb4 exaggerated language, implied meaning, blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972294
see
>>12971820

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972314
Fuck lamia, you're not chubby nor healthy, you're a fucking hamplanet. Your existence makes penises go limp. Do you think an incubus wants lo live with his wife, that's not a slime, oozing all over the place? DIET BITCH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972320
Ah, so you're Mr. "fuck off I'm right".
Assuming, like you say, that we're completely ignoring KC's Q&As, you're still wrong.
Once again, according to the world guide themselves your human values remain after being corrupted.
I'm sorry that you're so upset by the idea of a hot woman actually wanting to have sex with you that you fly into a rage, anon. Perhaps you should consider getting some mental help for that intense self loathing?
>>12971820
I wouldn't worry too much. He'll rant and rave and threaten to firebomb some monsters or set up a minefield around his house or whatever but nobody's really going to take the serious bait this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972320
"Nuh uh" incoming, I can feel it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Give a Sea Slime some of Hathor's milk to drink
>She fills out and her breasts expand a little
>But her bell keeps growing
>And growing
>And growing
>It grows to the point where Sea Slime can't walk on land at all
>Not much of an issue anyway, seeing as how she can still swim circles around you in the water
>Under the water, she uses it to envelop you in pseudo-slime and keep your protected by her side
>On the land, it becomes a combination beanbag chair for her to lounge on, and a bouncy castle/water bed hybrid which jiggles excessively when you fuck her on it.

Sea Slimes need more love. I haven't read any stories about them, but the more I think about them, the more appealing they become in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972325
>Literally thinking with your dick
What a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972325
>>12972327
Ignore him, he's just trying to stir up shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972325
>>12972327
Uh nuh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972330
So doing exactly what we are evolutionary programmed to do? Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

And another short and shitty update, this one starting at line 27. Here there be no Dragons.

http://pastebin.com/QBuWxcNd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972315
I'll consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972335
Liquid pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972336
You're just updating everyone, aren't you kiddo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972320
>Some may want to have life with work, hobby, culture, sightseeing, or other various activities still after monsterization, and MGE says yes.(Existence of such elements are shown in the books. In this case, KC thinks the priority of sex in their life will become almost equal to a meal)
>So there is nothing which disturbs you if you want "normal" life after monsterization, except for the fact that priority of sex in their life will become higher. Is it still unacceptable?
>It is not a work meant to make you suffer. After all, everything will be settled at a good conclusion, as long as the settings permit. And it is the main theme of MGE.
embrace the hugbox, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972325
>ask for citation
>get it
>get mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972345
No. I wish I'd have it in me to finish the Wurm Wrangler Desert Region Special. Not gonna happen though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972347
>>12972346
I think he's made my point for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972345
>>12972348
Also, what's with the kiddo? I feel like I've been called that before by you, whoever you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972328
I like the way you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972328
I think KC should revamp some of the earlier MGE entries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972336
>Here there be no Dragons.
That's not much incentive for me to care, now is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972357
It's not like I want you to read my edgy Farmland Saga. But I'm going to bloody finish before there's to be more cute Dragon daughteru or her mama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972356
he did with matango didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972315
Isn't that just a werewolf? Those are so boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972346
>>12972349
You be a battery if you want. I'm joining The Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972359
>It's not like I want you to read my edgy Farmland Saga
Your tsun charm won't work on me, probably.

>more cute Dragon daughteru or her mama.
I-it's not like I care or anything...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972362
They'd be a tail-less Werelion or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972362
I thought manticores were feline? Infact I'm pretty sure that the original manticores had the body of a lion or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972353
>>12972348
When you reach a certain age you begin to call everyone kiddo
That and I call everyone kiddo anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972346
>Is it still unacceptable?
I love the mental image of KC going "Fucking gaijin why won't they just have sex with women who are hotter than hot? Is there something wrong with them?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972372
Well, they are even worse herd animals over there than we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972366
Too bad. You'll have to deal with more boring shit. And when that's done, you'll get more edgy shit. And after that you'll get Willis meeting a genki Dragon Girl fresh outta momma's lair who has the whole world out ahead of her.
I'll just shut up and go to bed now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972369
yes, lion body, bat wings, scorpion tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972365
The Order is made out of thugs, murderers and idiots. Why would you join them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972369
>>12972367
Oh right, they are feline. Those bits always looked canine to me for whatever reason. So in that case they're nekomata without the tails, even with a somewhat similar attitude. That really just sounds like an inferior product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972381
>What is the lesser evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972370
To be honest, the only people I've seen using that word are junior high kids who use it as an insult. It's kinda funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972382
Which is all a mantacore is. A shitty wannabe flyingscorpion-cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972381
Also literally committing genocide.
>>12972383
Actually I think mass murder counts as a greater evil no matter how you look at it.
Also it will put you in contact with monsters who are stated to be much more powerful than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972292
Who's Ms. Happy? Can I meet her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972383
But the monstergirls are the good guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972386
>monsters who are stated to be much more powerful than you.

Well then, so much for "hugbox".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972387
Look upon her, and know her.>>12971267

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972385
The flying scorpion thing made them interesting though. There's a reason we generally ignore nekomata after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972385
I still like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972381
>>12972386
Really, stop responding to him. 95% convinced its one of our shitposters trolling you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972388
Actually, neither of them are "the good guys".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972389
So they can drag you away and have sex with you.
You get your happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972387
its a name someone gave their tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972365
If you don't like monsters, why are you in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972396
>I enjoy being dragged away for sex.
>Surely, everyone is exactly like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972391
You have to consider something. Nekomatas would make for top-tier stalkers, only below the Cheshire and maybe the Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972403
>lilim stalker
muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972402
You're one of those ass-blasted MGU guys who migrated here when your site died, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972404
Would she use her ridiculous magical powers to bend spacetime for the purposes of stalking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972403
Don't forget mantis and girty. They were pretty much designed for stalking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972407
Nope, not that this will stop you from strawmanning like a politician on crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972404
>Rich and powerful stalker
Imagine looking out your bedroom window to see the lilim and her army of maids across the street, stalking you. She's hiding behind the telegraph pole taking distracted bite of porridge as her kikis dressed in tactical pitch-black stalker meido outfits feed her and fuss over their Mistress being outside so late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972411
Of course.
She's also probably been stalking you since before you were born. But she bent time just to be here with you. Aren't you grateful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972415
This would work. This would work nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972407
Not him but I heard the people at this place weren't complete losers, so I decided to give you a chance, but I can already see this place is full of the femdom losers who want to be abused, enslaved, and other shit. Monster Girls like that deserve to be purged should they not be able to fit into society proper.

I thought this place was different, but it looks like I thought wrong. Only reason I bother with here is because MGU banned MGE stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972411
Likely.
I know I have that other image on me somewhere.
>>12972412
The Girta hasn't been featured in anything in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972419
>HFY maledomfag from MGU
I would spit on you if we were face to face. Begone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972415
Oh, here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972415
>They all try to hide behind the same pole
>This is of course physically impossible, so they form an orderly line down the block
>The lilim hides behind the pole and the maids hide behind the lilim at the front, then each successive maid hides behind the one in front
>Except that one newbie in the middle that timidly waves before her senior slaps her hand and makes her "hide."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972424
>if we were face to face.
Pretty sure you wouldn't do shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972419

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972419
You must have contributed to many a shitstorm, haven't you, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972417
>That greentext where a lilim(?) finds an unborn soul in limbo and promises that she'll be reunited with him soon.

I've never had any strong feelings towards the whole stalker thing, but the thought of that, of a monstergirl being so devoted that she transcends life, death and universes to be with her lover, just makes me feel all warm inside.
So, this is the power of monstergirls?. Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972420
>>12972425
>Two of my posts were capped
This is a good feel right before bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972418
>You wake up in the middle of the night, to the shutter of a camera.
>Startled in your sleep, your eyes immediately flick across to the source of the disturbance.
>The lilim is outside your open window, taking photos of you as you sleep.
>Noticing you notice her, she gives a cry and disappears into the night
>Your window is two stories high.
>You leap to the sill in time to catch the vanishing silhouette of a kiki running away with her mistress on her shoulders
>Try not to laugh
>Laugh alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972419
Please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972427
I don't know, I can see the lilim bending space and time to make it physically possible for them all to hide behind one pole.

But would she appear in your room to watch you sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972429
But I would. It doesn't take much courage to spit on someone. Even I have that much. Especially when dealing with someone who needs to put on airs like you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972424
Listen, you may be a traitor, but you have no right to consider even spitting on me. If we were to ever meet, I'd slam my boot so far down your throat you'd shit out leather all week. Humanity is slaves to no one, and neither am I a slave. Traitors like you deserve only one option: Death. If you're a man but fail to act like one, than what purpose do you serve?

>>12972432
I merely fight for what I believe in, which is saving humanity from monsters, purging the traitors, and maybe letting the benign ones who are willing to serve man and not be served live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972442
>Listen, you may be a traitor, but you have no right to consider even spitting on me. If we were to ever meet, I'd slam my boot so far down your throat you'd shit out leather all week. Humanity is slaves to no one, and neither am I a slave. Traitors like you deserve only one option: Death. If you're a man but fail to act like one, than what purpose do you serve?
I've never met a real chuuni before. I'll spit on your mum too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972442
Oh my god I didn't think they actually existed.
Internet tough guy /hfy/ fag maledom faggots
concentrated into one storm of terrible, terrible taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972440
>But would she appear in your room to watch you sleep?
She'd appear in your dreams in many different forms to live several happy lives with you every night. While watching you sleep, because Anon's sleeping face is so cute <3

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to give your Daughteru upsies, they lead to a sound mind and better grades

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972441
I'm not even him.

All I'm saying is, I don't believe for a second that you femdoms would or could start any real shit

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Your daughteru saw a horror movie while staying at her friend's for a weekend, and now she can't sleep thanks to recurring nightmares! What do you do to help her get some sleep?

For shits and giggles you can pick what horror movie she saw, but the default one I had in mind was Alien

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972419
>people at this place weren't complete losers
Whoever told you that was trolling you. You're on 4chan.
Also, the thread is pretty split. We have regular shitpost wars between femdom/maledom fags. Most people don't care but the domfags are more vocal.
But yeah, you sound like a massive faggot, you won't like it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972442
Y-You're so badass. I'm scared!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972442
You seem to forget that you're actually on an anonymous imageboard, not a forum.

Then again, the chuuni tough guy act is laughable on both locations, the forum even more-so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972438
This is cuter than I had anticipated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972453
The mere fact that you're still arguing about this proves you're not someone to be afraid of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972391

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972453
I think you underestimate the power of nerd rage and 'muh waifu'.
Neckbeards do, after all, get into slapfights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972455
>domfags are more vocal
Hasn't been my experience, but yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972394
>Differing pinions are shitposting.

Really anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972455
>We have regular shitpost wars between femdom/maledom fags.
Which is funny, because femdomfags are apparently 5x more common according to the most recent polls. Why do they even bother to argue when their point is so prevalent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972454
She can sleep with her mother and I until she's over it.
Wouldn't that be maximum comfy anyways, though? Waking up on a chilly morning, cuddled up under the blanket with your daughteru between the two of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972454
I read her horror stories to get her used to being scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972433
This one?
>>12972434
They appealed to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972459
Well then, be the "bigger man".

>>12972462
I suppose that is true enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972455
>domfags are more vocal.
>femdoms don't howl the second domming a girl comes up, especially if she's supposed to be dom

Your hypocrisy is delicious. More.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972466
It's because while femdomfags are more numerous, maledomfags tend to not ever fucking stop bitching about femdomfags. And femdomfags tend to never stop bitching about maledomfags. It's a vicious cycle.
What's a poor switchfag to do in those shitstorms? I just want to talk about cute monstergirls and come up with stupid ideas with you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972446
Leave my mother out of all this you son of a bitch or I will find you and skin you alive, I will purge you from the realm like nothing you could EVER comprehend.

>>12972447
Femdom losers, listen up, you have no right whatsoever to mock me, if there be justice in the world it shall be the inverse of me mocking you for wishing to be slaves, lesser beings think of themselves as slaves, not man. And believing that humanity has value and shouldn't be enslaved or extincted by Monsters isn't "Faggoty" or whatever you wish to call it. It is respectable, natural, and as nature intended to have pride and care for who you are.

And I?

I am man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972471
Yep, that's the one. Makes me think about Genesis of Aquarion, a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972475
>sample

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972442
This is great, somebody cap it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972474
>femdoms don't howl the second domming a girl comes up, especially if she's supposed to be dom
Isn't wanting to dom a girl who is literally biologically predisposed to being stronger, faster, etc. than you a bit ridiculous? I mean, shit, there's an assload of maledom monsters, so why not stick with those?


>>12972478
New copypasta born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972476
Easy:

Maledomfags don't care if a sub monster gets to dom you.

If femdoms would stop whining everytime the maledoms want to dom a dom-monster, everything would be ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972455
>I'm a loser therefore everyone is

Nyet.

>>12972466
>polls meaning shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972484
>Maledomfags don't care if a sub monster gets to dom you.
Wut.
Are you blind or are you just ignoring the tiny shitstorms?
Also they usually start with, like, the dommiest. Like, Ushi-Oni or Hellhound or some shit. Wouldn't it be easier to start with werewolf or arachne or something?

>>12972485
>statistical evidence means nothing!!1!!11!1
Safely ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972478
What are you going on about? Humanity doesn't even have any population problems in the MGE.
Just stop and go to MGR or something, because clearly, anonymous imageboards are too much for you.

[PantyQuest No.]

Blisterin' Barnacles.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/9rqsv9pJ

New page: http://pastebin.com/qTgLeAyz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972491
>Are you blind or are you just ignoring the tiny shitstorms?

Which is usually one guy.

I for one try not to be as anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972458
>There's a knocking at the door
>You open it to find one of the tactical maids standing before you, holding out a love letter made out of newspaper clippings.
>The paper itself is of the highest quality, with a golden filigree border, as expected of your rich stalker. The contents however, are botchy, with large clumps of dried liquid glue here and there.
>It reeks of home-made love and admiration
>"Good evening master. Are you well?"
>"I am, thank you. What's this?"
>"Mistress asked me to deliver this discreetly to you." She hands you the love letter. "Good day."
>In a deadpan, serious expression, she turns to the lilim hiding behind the telegraph pole, and gives her a thumbs up before walking away, back to whatever maidly duties she has
>The luminescence of your stalkin's half-hidden smile is enough to blind, and so you neatly fold up the love letter, slip it in your breast pocket, and go back inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972483
Because if I want to dom dominant girls I'm gonna and the impotent whining , and the HFY, MGU and Gary Stu memes aren't gonna stop me.

>Isn't wanting to dom a girl who is literally biologically predisposed to being stronger, faster, etc. than you a bit ridiculous?
>what is thrill of a challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972463
Perhaps I worded that poorly. Meant both types of dom. I'd say most people don't have a strong preference either way, but the people who do are super autistic about it and start flinging shit at each other once in a while. I don't have a preference myself.
>>12972474
calm down, anon
the faggots have put you in a shitposty mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972484
>Femdoms whine every time dom-monsters get dominated
>Maledoms cry "ABUSE" everytime monsters like Amazon get mentioned.
I'll acknowledge your point, but don't act like you're side hasn't done it's fair share of whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972484
>Maledomfags don't care if a sub monster gets to dom you.
Nah, there was that guy who got upset over the mention of a dom Kikimora, believing that the femdomfags were trying take the Kiki away from the maledoms.
>>12972495
Doing Ilias' work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972495
Never even heard or seen anything of this MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972499
Seems a bit mechanically improbable if they're literally twice or three times as strong as you, but more power to you.
I'd be careful. Don't get your legs broken.


>>12972507
Don't forget Amazons. God forbid we actually have a chocolate musclegirl monster but the shitstorms never cease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972491
>evidence
>users don't vary day to day
>the numbers are solid and never change

Bless you heart, my little anon. You're adorable.

>>12972497
>one guy is responsible for all shitposting in /mgg/

You as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972506
Of course not, enough shit gets flung on both sides.

>>12972507
See >>12972497

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972454
Give her a poster of whatever monster the monster/bad guy of the movie was and a big gun and tell her to go out back. Nothing makes you feel safer than a big gun in your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972471
I like that. Makes me imagine husband raising shenanigans with an immortal waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972478
I'm not entirely if this image fits with this but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972495
It's a good day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972498
God, that's cute. I'd accept her feelings.
I'd even cuddle with her after the sex. We don't even have to have sex, I just like cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972510
>one guy is responsible for all shitposting
Yep, that's exactly what I said, word for word.

You wanna try that again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972510
>don't like the evidence
>i-it's not valid! because reasons!
Go back to tumblr.

>>12972520
I doubt it. It's more like 3 guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972499
>I'm gonna do something
>And by do I mean antagonise people with needless shitposting!
Go do things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972478

Are you 14?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972521
>I doubt it. It's more like 3 guys.
I was being sarcastic, but I guess I can't blame you for not catching that one.

Being sarcastic on the internet is hard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972478
I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972498
Adorable. I want to see her blush and try to maintain the undisrupted confidence that she normally keeps.

I can't help it, I just have a thing for collected powerhouse monstergirls getting all flustered and showing their girlier side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972515
I think this one would work a bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972527
He's adorable, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972526
Sarcasm is mostly transmitted by tone inflection and body language. It's difficult to communicate via text.

The point remains: If you don't think maledomfags start shitstorms, just look at Amazons and Ushi-Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972478
Thanks anon. I was having a crappy day, you put a smile on my face and a laugh in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972531
Of course they do.

But going by one of the most recent shitstorms (the dom kiki incident), that was one guy for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972522
>say you want to dom a werewolf
>hurr, he thinks he can beat a monstergirl! loot at the HFY!
>wanting to be dom is shitposting

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972521
>evidence
>again
Anon pls, you're embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972506
It's plenty false dichotomy too, you don't have to be an x fag to know y is fucking stupid, but nothing meaningful will ever come of it, and if it does, it won't be amidst these posts. This is just pointless autistic shitflinging between people stupid enough to get caught on their own bait again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972478
>Clearly satire.

Eh, it's still good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972498
>There's a knocking at the door
>You open it to find one of the tactical maids standing before you, holding out a pair of steamed flat and folded underwear
>You din't really have to inspect them to know that they're yours.
>"Uhm..."
>"Good evening master. Are you well?"
>"I am, thank you. What are you doing with my underwear?"
>"Well, Master. Whilst Mistress is busy molesting the Living Doll with your likeness, I thought it would be prudent of me to wash and return the pants she..." The meido kiki blushes, "...borrowed."
>"I...Thank you."
>"Well then, Master. Good day."
>"L-Likewise..."
>You stand at the door, neat and crispy underwear in your hand, watching the maid walk away
>You close the door and give the clean fabrics a tentative sniff, curious despite yourself.
>It smells like money and hygiene.
>"...Maybe I should "forget" to bring my washing in more often."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972531
>The point remains: If you don't think femdomfags start shitstorms, just look at Amazons, Ushi-Oni and collar pushing.

>>12972534
>Of course they do.

>But going by one of the most recent shitstorms (the sub hellhound incident), that was one guy for sure.

FTFY

We can strawman too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972542
>We can strawman too.
I know you can, you don't have to prove it over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972542
Well the problem with that reversal is that there are clearly a lot more femdomfags than maledomfags based on the number of posts and the differences in typing styles.
Additionally, watch. I'm going to bring up Amazons in a few minutes here. Watch the shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972545
Sassy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972541
Will you pastebin these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972482
>>12972483
>>12972515
>>12972524
>>12972532
Alright, listen you jerks. I am not a fool, so you do not get to mock me. I, among others brave enough and intelligent enough are those who stand for the human race. We recognize monsters for what they are and try to help people understand why they're evil. And I know there are many many others like me, so I implore those who in their hearts know that humanity is capable of grand and many things, please stand with me now and show your support. I know Twistedmind94 and Rosco19, you guys are here and you understand, please vouch for me here now.

Though even if I stand alone, let it be known that one day, should you come to terms and realize that being a foolish slave to a Monster Girl is a terrible thing to be, and see me passing by, you will beg for me to liberate you. And I shall look down at you with pity on my face, but say quietly yet effectively "No." And you will weep as I ride on and save many others, but not yourself. Pray others with my ideals save you, for I shall not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972531
I think both sides are equally responsible. It's silly, really. If you like it you like it, there's no need to get mad at others not liking it or try to force your opinions on them. And arguing if it's possible or not based on the profiles is just retarded, it's like the batman vs superman argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972550
Naw, I'm doing this as a procrastination from other writings. If I put it in my bin I'll feel compelled to actually do something with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972541
How quickly would she faint if you were to hug her?
Failing her fainting, how hard would the "rape" be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972535

The tougher monstergirls are meant to be stronger than humans in general. You'd have to be the best of the best to pull that shit off, so its kind of gary stuish to think you could.

Anyway, not saying you are one, but I get the feeling that the extreme maledom guys are just insecure about a woman overpowering them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972549
My stand is a 50 year old black woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972552
Technically speaking superman would beat Batman a vast majority of the time, but you're right.
I just wish my waifu wasn't attacked when I say I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972551
You really had me fooled for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the current shitstorm about I haven't been paying attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972551
This is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972562
Then do yourself a favor and don't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972551
These are fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972551
>Being this much of a Chuuni
>Appealing to other members of MGU
You cannot possibly be this stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972548
The problem is people not staying out of each other's way. So someone wants to wear a collar, fine, but don't start taunting those who don't want to.

So someone wants to dom a dominant MG, fine, why do you have to be an ass and go "no you can't, as if it were fact?

Because, are MGs real?

>Additionally, watch. I'm going to bring up Amazons in a few minutes here. Watch the shitstorm

You're going to cause a shitstorm to prove a point? Please, don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972551
Your typing style feels familiar to me. Are you a writefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972551

You are the most deluded and childish person I've seen on these threads. And that includes the guy pretending to be InariKitsune of all people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972562
People are not liking monstergirls the way they should be liked, which is my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972558
Who's your waifu? Sandworm? Roper? A hairless catgirl? A human girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972558
I agree with you, but I think batman won when they fought in the comic, if that means anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972567
See >>12972539

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972562
Someone from MGU came to the threads expecting the same HFY "Kill all monsters" shit that was on MGU.

To say he was vastly disappointed to find out that we actually like monstergirls is an understatement.

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>>12972576
>'Twas merely an act!

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>>12972478
>>12972551

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>>12972578
I think there's 2 of em. One is a genuine retard, the other is trollin.

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>>12972551
Dude, I'm all for humanity being competent and hate the inalienable "monsters are superior bullshit" some of these guys throw around, but dial it back.

>inb4, but anon, monsters ARE superior

I know the setting, still, paladins, warriors, heroes don't kill monsters? Pull your heads out of your asses.

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>>12972580
Has to be.

I mean, who would go completely mad on the internet over something stupi....oh.

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>>12972584
But anon, monster ARE superior.

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>>12972556
>You'd have to be the best of the best to pull that shit off

>what are tactics

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>>12972578
Holy shit I just read >>12972551 to see what everybody was laughing at. I think I just threw up a little.

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>>12972377
>Genki Dragon Girl fresh outta momma's lair who has the whole world out ahead of her.
I look forward to it.

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>>12972574
Ushi-Oni
Literally any time I post about her we get a shitstorm
feels bad.
Sandworm a second best, though. Top tier girl. A shame everyone hates her.


>>12972592
>teleporting

>>12972584
Technically, all the guide says is that they can't find any hostility in them and are overwhelmed.


>>12972598
Didn't someone else already write a story like that a few weeks back?

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>>12972591
I know what you're doing, but, you couldn't eat a dormouse in a fight?

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>>12972592

What sort of tactics are you thinking about?
In all fairness I was mostly thinking of the people who believe they could dom a Hellhound or something, I could totally see someone managing to beat an Oni or Werewolf with training though

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>>12972584
>monsters ARE superior
Which is stupid, because if they were, there would be no more humans, only incubi.

They have an advantage, but that's it.

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>>12972601
I suppose you could, she would probably enjoy it, but what does foreplay have to do with anything?

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>>12972551
Now this is fucking golden.

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>>12972600
>Didn't someone else already write a story like that a few weeks back?
Gaufs I believe. Although I got some yandere vibes from it.

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>>12972555
Very fast. Very hard.

>You'll never be pushed out of every creative endeavour by your over-eager stalker
>Not because she's jealous or obsessive or anything.
>Your rich stalker simply supports you too damn much.

>It's cold and your fingers are numb, but you strum your guitar to the streets none the less, trying your hardest to ignore the crowd forming around you as you busk.
>The crowd being, about fifty maids, blocking up the side walk, with the lilim sitting crosslegged at your feet
>You finish one song, and the lilim claps, grinning like a child.
>The fifty or so maids join in, it's like you're playing at a concert.
>One kneels before you, and slips on some of the softest and warmest gloves you'd ever seen, before you even realise it
>I mean, you were holding a fucking guitar. Those things just appeared on you.
>The meido smiles, "Mistress thought perhaps your fingers were getting cold. And in her consideration, she thought that fingerless would be best as to not obstruct your playing, Master. They are of the finest weresheep wool."
>"T-Thank you."
>Despite the audience, there are a few genuine spectators. They drop a few notes into your upturned hat.
>The lilim's eyes widen in shock, and she turns to whisper to one of her maids.
>You finish the next song, and a few more people drop some change into your hat.
>Silently, a maid kneels before your hat, and drops in a solid gold bar, lilim still smiling, crosslegged at your feet. Like dropping solid gold into a busker's hat is a normal thing.
>You sigh and thank the maid, wearily. You'll have to return that to the next maid who comes knocking.

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>>12972600
>teleporting

You're confusing MGE with MGQ, specifically the Heavenly Knights. Not every monster can teleport in MGE and even though the monsters in this setting are magically inclined, the guide does say that doesn't mean they are all invariably magic users. Git gud.

>Technically, all the guide says is that they can't find any hostility in them and are overwhelmed.

Every man, without fail? That's a nice headcanon you have.

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>>12972606
Everything he writes has yandere vibes.
Not that that's a bad thing...

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>>12972551

This HAS to be a joke. I mean its on the same level as
>what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know that...

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>>12972608
> Even the heroes and knights of the order who had always despised monsters until then can't sense any wickedness or animosity from the friendly attitude of the monsters of the present, and the pure and straightforward love and affection that they direct towards men, so it disturbs them. Not only that, they are beings with literally superhuman charm that is hard to resist and even their appearance and behavior are enough to make prisoners of men. Once they've had sex with them, it's over. The faith in god of the adherents of the order, and all the values they cultivated in their lives crumble away easily, overwritten by a fondness for monsters, and obscene desire. Most of the people who get involved with monsters in this way become their prisoners, and there is no end to the number of those who have thrown out the teachings of the order, and chosen the path of living with monsters.

Maybe not all of them but apparently the vast majority of them.

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I would accept a canon for every species if that means we can avoid these discussions.

>>12972601
You can beat a lot of monster girls in a fight, and no one will complain, the problem is when someone thinks a normal human male can win against something like, for example, a Lilim, and dom her.

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>>12972602
Just let it go, anon. So what if somebody wants to dom a hellhound? Headcanon is headcanon, if you don't like it just skip what they write. it doesn't hurt you. Arguing about it is just autism.

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>>12972603
Agreed.

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>>12972559
>>12972564
>>12972566
>>12972567
>>12972570
>>12972571
>>12972582
>>12972578
>>12972584
>>12972605
Alright you know what? I don't care anymore, if you all want to be enslaved and kill of your future descendents and disappoint your previous descendents, fine. I shall have no part of this disgusting congregation of self-hating "Men". I'm leaving, and I will make sure to tell EVERY person I ever come across that they must never ever dwell here, for there is nothing of value to be found, no diamond in the dirt, no gem in the basket, no hope for humanity.

Farewell. No, actually Fareunwell, and I hope you all suffer at your "kawaii desu lover who makes me wear collars!" So Fareunwell.

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>>12972608
>Technically, all the guide says is that they can't find any hostility in them and are overwhelmed.

Also, the guide is (in canon) written by a monster.

That that as you will.

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>>12972616
>Just let it go, anon. So what if somebody wants to dom a hellhound? Headcanon is headcanon, if you don't like it just skip what they write. it doesn't hurt you. Arguing about it is just autism.
I could be wrong, but isn't that the one profile that explicitly says maledomming them is impossible?

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>>12972620
>*take that

Spelling, you can't explain that.

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>>12972619
You're making me want to betray humanity even more.

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>>12972600
If it's any consolation, I like ushis. Well, I like every monstergirl except hornets, really. Even matangos and ropers.

I mean, they're not waifu-tier for me, but they're still appealing. Wherever they're of the wild, pelvis grinding speaks-her-mind variety, or the reserved, restrained gentle giant sort of ushi, I'd still hold one's hands and let her fuck me to oblivion and back.
But only on the condition that cuddling is involved afterwards. Ushi-onis look really huggable.

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>>12972619
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>12972616

As long as we can make the super sub monsters into doms now and then too

Seriously, its only fair.

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>>12972607
more

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>>12972630
As a maledomfag, go nuts, I don't mind.

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>>12972619

I'm starting the think you're actually serious. I have to hand it to these threads, just why you think you've seen the most autistic troll possible someone new pops up to prove you wrong.

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>>12972630
>Dormouse dom
How?
And would nyanon fuck it?

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>>12972551
Hey faaaaaaggot.
Y'missed a perfectly good opportunity for a straight-out Watchmen quote. Would've worked far too well.

>Another Maledom vs. Femdom Shitstorm
>This time triggered by the most blatant bait ever.
>Some people get it, laugh along, finally fed up with the whole thing.
>Others keep taking it seriously.

I'm so glad I was napping the last two hours.

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>>12972630
Femdomfags normally don't give two fucks about the subs, that's the difference.

>>12972621
It is possible, but you have to be better than a fucking god to do it, and no one was able to make it until now, and here people says "I will just dom her giving her the D.!" it's annoying.

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>>12972637
Drugs, I guess. There's probably a way.

And yes.

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>>12972620
First one is written by a non-incubus human who is still likely swayed by the foul powers.


>>12972628
So fucking huggable. It's gotta be the combination of big meaty claws and the fur. Can you imagine an Ushi-Oni hugging you with her arms and her legs, whispering sweet nothings into your ear as she carries you to tuck you in?
Then fucking you gently into the floor?

>>12972640
Please don't start this again, anon.

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>>12972619
Happy trails, faggot.

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>>12972614
>lilim

a normal human, of course not, no one has ever denied this, but that human, can in fact do so, even if it has to be a superjuiced hero, well yeah, it's possible.

>>12972619
You're playing right? I'm on your side, stupid.

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>>12972600
>>12972606
>Gauf's

Link? Or am I simply to hunt it down myself.

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>>12972644
>First one
Is that so? Guess I better read up on the lore again.

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>>12972633
Dunno what to tall you, man. I'm all outa ideas Feel free to take over. Cute rich stalker with her army of maids needs more content.

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>>12972637

>Hellhound sub
How?

Its just as weird/stupid. But that's the beauty of headcanon

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>>12972647
http://pastebin.com/cjq7JY23, I think.
You really could just go to his pastebin, you know.

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>>12972619
>fareunwell
Holy shit I laughed like the retard this person is. I know somebody probably already is screen capping this but please somebody do it.

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>>12972644
Just to say, KC's gone on record as noting that the "Wandering Scholar" is intended to be a bit anti-monster biased. Somehow. Someway. Despite all the things he's seen and been around.

Thus it's likely that the common interpretation is that a lot of what comes out as "Hyperbolic Language" is intended to be hold-outs from a life of Anti-Monster Indoctrination. I guess.

On the other side of the coin, Sapphriette's a sell-out who let people put in ads in her book.

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>>12972651
I dunno, why do other subs want to submit?

Because they respect/care for the person?
I genuinely don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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>>12972640
>"I will just dom her giving her the D.!" it's annoying.

Sub fag here, I think that's the bit that actually annoys me. Dominating a powerful MG through lots of effort could work I guess, but just going "nah she'll yield because I have a penis" Is just too retarded.

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>>12972621
Probably. Does it matter? Do you need to argue about it? You can't stop somebody from imagining what they want, so why waste your time trying?
>>12972630
Who's stopping you? If you want to do something, do it, just don't force it over and over, and don't start an hours long debate when somebody says it's shit - cuz that'll happen. There's always at least 1 person who will hate something about any kind of dom.

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>>12972630
In my opinion fuck that, I prefer to have my dom girls and let them have their subs, to each his own. But that's just my opinion.

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>>12972652
>"See? Now we aren't strangers. You can trust me."
>"You don't have to apologize to me. Because I love you."
>"Come on, Solomon. With me; I love you!"
In context, this type of dialogue make me hard, just like that one Yaleton and the Manticore thing.

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>>12972656

The Wondering Scholar is meant to be ANTI monster? That's not the impression I got. He couldn't be drooling over the DL faction harder if he tried.

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>>12972644
That's exactly the sort of thing I'm talking about. An ushi oni who cradles you with her claws, covering your back from nape to tailbone. With your hands at the smooth skin of her toned back, clutching locks of wild and untamed her, she'd squeeze your ass with her furry pedipals just to push you those few millimetres deeper in her. And with her first set of legs she'd smother your own, pushing your feet up against that impossibly soft and searing hot ushi underbelly, all while smothering you in her breasts one minute, and moaning lovingly into your mouth as her lips wrestle with yours the next.

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>>12972659
Dom fag here, and I agree.

Have none of those people ever heard "leading by example" or "respect is earned"?

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>>12972621
>isn't that the one profile that explicitly says maledomming them is impossible?
Temporarily, i.e. until she breaks loose and turns the tables, mindbreaking the dom in the process. Which is stated to happen with near certainty to the point that even the gods can't prevent it. With hellhounds domming isn't actually the problem, it's "taming" her permanently. They aren't quite the same thing.

Wait, doesn't this mean that somehow, somewhere, there's a hellhound with a god as her bottom bitch?

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>>12972621
>>12972640
>>12972659
>>12972651
I think some people at least find the idea of a rare Hellhound who's more submissive in the first place, more acceptable than someone, somehow, "Breaking" a Hellhound because "Muh maledom".

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>>12972663

I wouldn't force it, its just that the idea of a Kikimora punishing me for being a lazy slob probably pleases me as much as spanking a Hellhound would for that guy.

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>>12972665
Well shit, you're gonna make me blush.
That was the vibe I was going for, actually. I'm hoping to mimic it even better when I do the manticore, eventually.

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>>12972659
I think that's exactly the bit that annoys maledom fags as well. The whole, a monster can make you horny and make you lover her regardless of your will thanks to MAMONO MANA. Just insert dick in place of mana and there you go.

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>>12972680
I usually like my kikis submissive, but a scolding maid who pushes you towards greatness makes total sense to me.

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>>12972630
>tfw everything you have planned to write that would set the world on fire is on backlog
My backlog is either a very safe or dangerous place. Funny how things get pushed and kept there.

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>>12972667
Well, he's meant to be Neutral to thinks, but with a bit of a lean against Monsters just because of his upbringing in a society that was very much Anti-Monster.

As I said, this is intended as the in-universe explanation for why the MGE has large use of hyperbole or generalization, presenting the monsters in such a way that might not appeal to everyone.

tl;dr It's another "Out" so that people can say, "Oh well when it says 'She drags him away forever and never lets go' it's just the author being a bit prejudiced! At least he admits they live happily, after all."

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>>12972645
What? No riddle Sphinx-chan?

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>>12972685
Is this a once in a blue-moon situation where we get a dom, albeit somewhat tender and obsessive Manticore? I commend you for that.

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>>12972507
>Nah, there was that guy who got upset over the mention of a dom Kikimora, believing that the femdomfags were trying take the Kiki away from the maledoms
Funny thing, the guy who said that didn't even try to make her a dom kiki forever, just until the guy she was serving was a proper master, and then she turns sub.

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>>12972664
Some people like the design of a monster but not the personality in the profile. Plus, every member of a race having the same personality is bullshit.

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>>12972674
>Have none of those people ever heard "leading by example" or "respect is earned"?

I'd say that this is just a general problem with our society on the whole. With shit like handing out "participation awards" and other stupid "everyone's equal" self esteem crap, you get people who think they should get respect or do as they please simply because they exist, and that their actions have no consequence on their character.

I'd try to propose a way MG's would fix this if they existed, but nothing is coming to mind

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>>12972701
Oh yes. She's going to be in a loving, monogamous relationship with a old paladin and will tenderly dom him. Poison: Yes. Rape: No. Obsession: Yes. Yandere: Very minorly yes.

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>>12972701

>Wanting Manticores to be tender

This is why we can't have nice things.

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>>12972702
Which is why most of us maledomfags didn't go super nutz.

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>>12972704
Personality and traits are not the same things, aren't they?

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So I went to MGU because of the recent shitstorm just to see if it was even still affloat and I found this, it's related to the recent Grimagia-tanic. It has a few more details, and we get a shout out twice.

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>>12972707
Hence "somewhat tender".

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>>12972616
>>12972637
>>12972651
12972630
This is either terrible idea, or a brilliant one. If someone complains you can just say"it's just a headcanon story, x monster is dom/sub in canon, let it goooooo..."

But I doubt even that would placate the diehards.

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>>12972705
>Implying the MGs we obsess over do not propagate and display this same mentality.
>"It doesn't matter how fit, handsome, successful or whatever you are, MGs will love you anyway!"

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>>12972709
There's one or two guys on both sides who are super autistic about it and pull everyone else into their shitflinging. We need to just let it go and accept each other. No alp.

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>>12972705
Well my point is: Yes, I want to be the dominat one, but I should have to earn it in some way.

And strength isn't the only, or even the optimal way most of the time.

So yeah, enjoy my 2 cents, I guess.

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>>12972706
Splendid.

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>>12972715

You know what it needs? Rubbing with oil.

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>>12972720
Agreed.

Maybe a little alp...just the tip.

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>>12972707
>>12972723
Oh come on. Just because she's nice doesn't mean she isn't.... demanding.

You try to lean forward but she gently pushes you back with one paw. "Stay still. It's a lady's responsibility to make sure your first time is good." You try to spit out a response, but she cuts you off before you get more out than a "but-"
"No ifs, ands, or buts. Except maybe my butt." She grins too wide at her own pun. "Now hold really still. This shouldn't hurt a bit."

And then it descends on you, and you don't really care about anything else anymore.

Pleasing to your eyes y/n?

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>>12972712
Traits are specific aspects of personality. So yeah, they are the same thing, one is just more specific.

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>>12972713
Damn, that's bleak.

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>>12972701
>"I'm gonna give you a five minute head start."
>"If you make it to the next town, I'll leave you be."
>"If I catch you again I exert my position of being higher on the sexual foodchain than you and reap the rewards."
>"Give me a bit more of a challenge than the last adventurer foolish enough to walk through the woods at night.~"

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>>12972707
Why is that a problem? There's nothing that says a manticore can't be both sadistic and tender. Sadism isn't purely an "inflict physical pain" thing.

Plus, a proper dom in a healthy relationship would provide some after-play cuddles and what not for a cool down. There's a hell of a lot more that goes into BDSM shit than most people realize

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>>12972726
>oil
still waiting on that story

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>>12972704
There's even an article in the MGEWG1 that covers MGs have variable personalities and appearances.

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>>12972659
>>12972674
>monster are instinctual, their highest priority is getting a man and having sex
>monsters are devoted to pleasure

Sorry, but taming any MG with the dick is matter of course.

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>>12972732
So you can have a species sharing some traits, but with each individual having different personalities.

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>>12972739

I never meant to imply we were going into the dark territory of Marquis De Sade.

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>>12972722
>but I should have to earn it in some way.

Why do you want to bring effort to a hugbox?

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>>12972743
Sadly, you are also correct.

But I would hope that all the other factors aren't null and void.

>>12972748
I dunno, I must be some kind of fag or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972730
y
It'd be better if she held you close and kissed you during.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972730
Yes.
>>12972735
> Somewhat tender and obsessive Manticore
> The last adventurer.
Oh boy, this probably isn't the only time she raped that guy, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972751
>Taking the bait
I am disappoint.

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>>12972704
KC said a long time ago that the profiles are generalizations and not to be 100% adhered to.
Some people don't realize that, while others get a bit too carried away. Don't let either stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972734
Not reading all that shit. What's bleak about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972743
I just give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972755
Why shouldn't I? He worked so very hard for it.

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>>12972757
Just another asshat who started a Kickstarter/Indiegogo campaign, made a ton of cash, looked to be delivering a good product for a time...then squandered his funds, gathered what he had left, removed his public presence, and basically booked it and ran from responsibility.

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>>12972763
>Giving your money to strangers on the internet with no legal recourse.

I don't know what these people expected.

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>>12972752
>It'd be better if she held you close and kissed you during.
But of course, anon. That was just a snippet.
Unfortunately, you'll have to wait for this Kejourou story to be done first. Lord knows when that will be.
>>12972754
I wonder if he came back because he couldn't live without it?

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>>12972740

I could bang it out tonight if you wanted, quality aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972713
MGU won't die so long as they believe it's possible to make something out of that one setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972765
This is why I only ever contribute to the campaigns run by publicly accountable, well-known professionals who've delivered products in their past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972771
You mean the one that has Lichen as a Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972735
>tfw mono is money-only

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972772
In that case sure, even though things could still crash and burn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972766
He's subconsciously drawn to the tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972768
take your time

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>>12972744
You won't have one personality trait that all members of the race share. Most of them, sure, but not all of them.
You get that with physical traits sometimes, but that's because physical traits are a lot less complex than personality traits.
Personalities are governed by way too many genetic variables for all members of a given race to share any given personality trait.

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>>12972779
It's why the phrase "Buyer Beware" has been around for so long.

Still, the fact that the cards have been getting leaked at least gives us a chance to print-ans-play the thing. That's better than nothing

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>>12972775

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>>12972790

No contracts (as indicated in the MGU post) means no one who worked on the project is bound by any laws. We'll be seeing more soon I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972790
Still curious how much the IP is worth.

Not that I'm expecting any sort of revival...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972771
I know the can't host MGE official works, but they can't write fanfiction using KC's stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972756
Yeah, which is why its silly when people get all upset over x monster being a sub or y monster being a dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972795
>We all pool our money together and buy the IP
>Make a steam game
>It sells
>Use money to hire art team back and make more waifus
>Update steam with on disc DLC
>Scrooge McDuck swims for all Anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972797
Doesn't stop people from being assravaged over amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972793
Nevermind what I said here >>12972795
then. Guess we'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972798

The artwork (as in the actual art, not the cards themselves) can be public domain if the artists release it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972798
>The Buisness™ is strong in you, young Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972751
What other factors? And yes anon, you are being kind of faggy, in my mind. Just what type of effort do you want to go through to get/earn the right to dom a MG?

>>12972758
>>12972755
I'm quoting the fucking guide, how is this bait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972803
I don't think anything made in the past 50 or so years (After 196X) can be public domain anymore, it's automatically copyrighted to it's creator. However, I'm not to versed in this stuff, do we have any lawfags on board who can help us here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972775
There's also "Wendy", and that St. Elmos Fire mamonme that looks like a 2hu reject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972799
How do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972807
*get your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972811
People get mad upset over amazons domming dudes, but I can only imagine the shitstorm that would result if someone wrote a maledom fic with an amazon in it given that that is their one defining trait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972807
It's not that I absolutely "want" to, but if it's required of me.

>What other factors?
Think of any person of authority you respect. What values to they represent? How do they treat the people under them?

When I talk about factors, I mean leadership qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972808
I looked this shit up a while back, copyright's typically expire in about 50-70 years, or the "life" of the creator. If the rights aren't purchased and renewed in that time, I believe it falls into public domain

This shit reminds me of that faggot who was making a god awful MGQ mod

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972816

>Not wanting to read a story about a guy exploring a prior unmapped jungle only to be jumped by a group of Amazons
>Not wanting them to use Alraune nectar in a bowl to sedate him and keep him up all night as they spend the time fucking him
>Not wanting it to be the Summer Solstice
>Not wanting the festival to happen in the bonfire
>Not wanting them to drink deeply of the Nectar before kissing him, and for once, lay down and allow him to take the initiative
>Not doing the Hustle for your Trans Am

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972822
>was making a god awful MGQ mod
>was
Does that mean it was canned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972607
>Decide to go on a vacation
>Since the Lilim knows everything about your life she find out which hotel you are staying at
>Take a taxi out to the hotel on the first day
>Something seems wrong as the building doesn't look like it did in the advertisements
>It seems much newer and more modern, with obvious renovations
>Get a bad feeling and ask the cab driver if this is really the place
>Driver says that this is it, but it got bought out by some rich person
>Oh god
>As soon as you pull into the front entryway the taxi is swarmed by Tactical Maids in bellhop uniforms
>They pull your luggage out of the back of the taxi and immediately start carting it inside
>Get out and ask them what they are doing
>"Taking your things to your room sir"
>All of a sudden a giant plush rolling chair gets brought out of the hotel by more maids
>They stand in front of you expectantly and you sigh, sitting down in the chair
>Holy god this chair is comfy as fuck
>Like, sitting on a cloud made of soft and snug
>They wheel you into the lobby which has a giant bronze fountain sculpted into a disturbingly accurate statue of yourself
>Past the fountain they take you into an elevator which starts to play one of your favorite songs
>The elevator opens directly into the biggest fucking penthouses you have ever seen, with a massive window overlooking the ocean
>You get out of your chair and the maids get back in the elevator and leave
>You look at the coffee table and see an envelope
>You open it and see a had written note with many errors and sentences crossed out or scribbled over
>"I hope you enjoy the hotel Dear Sweetie Honey anon, I tried to make it so it would be as enjoyable as possible. If you need anything, any of the maids will be glad to help, just press the button with a bell on the elevator control panel. If you want me to come to your room th Please have a wonderful vacation, myLovely Adorable Delicious Cute Wonderful Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12968578

I’m TheGreens, and recapanon is STILL not here, he was kidnapped by MG ISIS and is being ransomed for $200 million dollars

So many Baby MG's these days
We attempt to save a dragon from foreclosure or something
Alex and Eris talk about sausage.
More Greentexts about MG More door
>Be shota
How do MG zombies get pregnant?
Anya makes a return, brings some friends
Fucking hell japan is weird
Kunoichi is Joker with a dick and no makeup
Pacific rim robutts
GRIMAGIA IS NOT KILL
Purge my sins, including chastity.
Like MGK, but with names you can't pronounce
I want to protect Iphone-chan's smile
Anon proactively marries a Paladin
NRAC makes a re-appearance, come on Friday for free pizza and consensual sex
Anon wants into a queen slime
I want to go to college with an anubis
PantyQuest gives us cancer
Maritan gives us some reaction pictures
FURIOUS TALLYWACKER
Based robot devil grants us our waifus (I got alped by Koyoi. Oops.)
Inari engages in mortal combat with his clone
We fight about incubi
MGCPD HANDS UP
Tommy teaches us about vaginas
We don't like ELH anymore.
Try Barmometz Burst, the fastest way to blow an artery
Choose your brown. Okinawan best girl
If you don't like shark teeth, you're wrong.
Wurms are republicans
We really like arranged marriages
Anons swear to fight to the death over who gets in the recap.
What are you doing on my beach? Kicking you off, of course
Anons try to teach their waifus english
Flatstarus
Rie Kugimiya mai waifu
Doom guy grunts repeatedly
Racism towards manticores
Some anon tries to cosplay as scientist wurm, it doesn't work
Anon de-tsuns a tsun
Horns: attractive, and inconvenient.
Anons team up with a /fit/ brownfox to fight the mantagoropersuccubuslordofntr
That's not how you start a new thread
We try to fight about furries, but the janitors want none of it
Thread descends into a slurry of momiji and deleted posts
Eventually stabilizes enough to allow us to talk about hair
Frontgina is still shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972829
I never said I didn't want it. I'm saying: Imagine the shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972831
>Does that mean it was canned?
Not sure, I only said was cause I never bothered to check up on it. The whole thing was a piece of shit though, I think he called it "Son of the Monsterlord" or something, if you want to look it up and hate yourself for doing so

[ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa No.]

>>12972835
>We don't like ELH anymore.

Yeah fuck that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972829
For a second I thought you were talking about a different Transam, I was confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972653
Just catching back up from taking a nap but here's a screenshot for you.

[thegreens No.]

>>12972835
Reel sorry for the slow reply guys, but some stuff came up.

Anyway, ill usually have a prototype recap on my pastebin, so you can steal that and put it here if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972835
You're getting better at this mate.

>Try Barmometz Burst, the fastest way to blow an artery

Go, don't fucking remind me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972835
I believe you're listing too much in a single post.
>>12972841
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972841
Right? What an asshole that guy is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972829

Being sedated and raped all night long sounds excruciating and exhausting. It'd also be boring as fuck because I'd be sedated and wouldn't feel shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972775
I think the Lichen belongs to one autist's personal setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972841
yeah, I bet he likes lilims or something too

[thegreens No.]

>>12972849
>I believe you're listing too much
People have seemed to like it when there's a little more to read, but if the majority wants it to be short that's fine.

(Only like 6 people reply to the recaps anyway, I'm sure it won't be so hard to get four dudes to push for a shortning

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man I can't wait until monsters are in this world so I can see literally nothing about my life change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972835
>Pacific rim robutts

Just watched this for the first time today. The OST is fucking glorious.

I felt genuinely bad for the Jaegers and their pilots because of these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972835
Awwww didn't make it on this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972859
That's what pseudo-medieval/high-seas/what-have-you settings are for, as they wouldn't require specialized 1040s and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972816
>but I can only imagine the shitstorm that would result if someone wrote a maledom fic with an amazon in it given that that is their one defining trait.

MFW that amazon greentext where a man beat her in combat
MFW a sub anon got so pissed he continued it and had her executed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972835
>15 times

EAT MY DUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972840
I just tried looking it up, it went under the name of servant of the monster lord, not son, but it looks like either it's been scrubbed from the mgq wiki or my browser won't display the page right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972870
Yeah but those settings are shit to me.

I hate the sea and medieval bullshit is off the table for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972841

Khornette smut motherfucking when

[thegreens No.]

>>12972846
>You're getting better at this mate.
Thank u.
>>12972866
You sure? Double check, there's a lot of stuff
>>12972876
Hot damn, you write too much. What'd you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972871
Are you for real?

Jeez, how petty can one person be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972831
If he means the 3D one, it fucking better be gone and forgotten.

>>12972798
Reading >>12972713 is such a massive horror story, but that's one thing that got me too, why they didn't try to at least start it off digital. Exclusivity is a really dated method and it'd have reach. Though better questions is why was there no security, contracts or books and everyone thought that was fine. I mean shit, I'm pretty sure undeclared businesses, employees and funds comes into tax evasion if it's just "disappearing".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972862
>Crimson Typhoon jaeger-girl, human size edition
>Go to stroke her hair
>Her PTSD triggers and she recoils in fear
>Absolutely refuses to wear headphones, because the sensation of them on her head reminds her of the Otachi encounter

>Cherno Alpha is still deathly afraid of any body of water more than six inches deep

You're right about that OST, as well. Ramin Djawadi was the perfect choice for that soundtrack, especially considering his work on the Iron Man OST. I wonder what he'll be like with the Warcraft movie soundtrack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972889
>Warcraft movie
wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972886
Autistic fetishgoesherefags

Seriously hardcore male and femdom fags are the biggest whiners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972890
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warcraft_%28film%29

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972887
Lesson here is clearly: Even if you hate buisnessmen and lawyers (and we all do), you should still get them involved in your project.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972889
>Warcraft movie
Oh dear, I can't believe I forgot about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972881
Well, I forgot that mything was this thread for one.

I was also tangently related to robot devil as well.
I took the low risk and got an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972892
That much we all know, but to go that far.

I'd be impressed if it wasn't so sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972893
I dunno how I feel about this. Part of me is kinda excited, I won't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

And now everyone's gone off to read about the Warcraft movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972835
7 times, one more than last time so I think I beat that guy.
>>12972876
Well screw you too then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972911
It's better than this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972916
Don't feel bad, second place I still... the FIRST LOSER!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972877
It turns out it was my browser. Behold the mod in all its autistic glory

http://monstergirlquest.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:XX-$n4k3-Xx/Monster_Girl_Quest_:_Servant_of_the_monster_lord

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972931
That's pretty spooky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972931
1000/10 would RIP AND TEAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972931
Nazi Ghoul? Or is this a nod to Hellsing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972876
>>12972916
>>12972928
You fucks gotta learn to tell us what you did

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972886
Oh I am indeed for real. I didn't save any of it sadly, given the cosmic shitstorm that came after it. Good times. Good fucking times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972946
I can only imagine the amount of butthurt and keks...

Oh well, it's not like we don't have fun here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972929
>DeviantArt-tier OC self insert
>Grammatical mistakes up the wazoo (sure, the creator's French, but he doesn't even seem to grasp how basic capitalisation and spacing works)
>Outright ripping off MGE apophis art for a knockoff Alice
>Hosting images on Tinypic
>OC is EDGE McSKULLFUCK, BROODER SUPREME
>Trench coats and fingerless gloves
>Time Eater is a MGE trace that somehow still manages to be terrible

At least that Reaper seems to be drawn by a more technically competent artist.

>80% of all voters are okay with it

Why do nearly all wikia users have shit taste, regardless of the specific wikia subject?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972939
Hetza likes his zombie girls, nazi uniforms and operating.
And shipsluts like every fucker else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972960
I don't man, I just don't know.

That page alone shouldn't exist, but it does...

How to you expect a man to live in this kind of world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972929
>That entire fucking trainwreck
BRB, clawing out my eyes.
Seriously, if I made a Self-Insert fantasy mod I'd A: Make sure it was decently written and B: KEEP THAT SHIT TO MYSELF.
I mean Jesus H Christ I'm getting secondhand humiliation just looking at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298
>Force-Field Manipulation
Red Sun
>Cheshire Cat
Shenanigans Ensue!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972929
Don't even look at the stuff on the MGE wiki. It's somehow worse. They even have Monstergirlsonas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972971

WE'RE FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972961

>You'll never be part of an edgy independent PMC unit and wear rad spooky masks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972471

>Become born into the world
>A few decades pass and wind up destitute due to things that were mostly out of your control.
>As you get ready to go to sleep on the streets again you feel a hug from behind
>This embrace seems familiar to you somehow.
>"I finally was able to find you again. Let's go home...Darling~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972972
>They even have Monstergirlsonas.
No place is safe from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972292
Jesus Fucking christ it took me a couple of hours to get what happened in this picture.

It was kind of funny at least. Like a short chortle of a chuckle's kind of funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972982
Pfft.

Like anyone would want a street rat in their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972955
>>12972946
Archive link please

>>12972892
Now imagine how much worse the thread would be, if the population didn't put their differences aside to remove yuri, futa and gayfaggotry from premises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972989
A devilbug would

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972433
>>12972471

>Somebody screencapped my limbo greentext

It feels... a bit strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972989
Like a monstergirl care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972969
>How to you expect a man to live in this kind of world?

Because I know it's the same world where a man can talk about wanting to stick his dick in a girl with fuckhuge paws, and be welcomed among brothers while doing it. Because it's the same world where one selfless hero will fuck a bowl of jello and document the results for future slimegirl developers to look upon and learn. Because it's the same world where a man can be enlightened, and shown that no matter how monstrous a girl might be on the outside, you can and should still fuck them and cuddle them afterwards, then make them breakfast the morning after.

Fuck whatever shitpost hurdles, shit-taste heathens, or limp-dick prudes do to lower the mood. I'm glad these threads are here. They're still fun. They're going to continue to be fun, even if I have to write a fucking novel to provide more material for it.

God bless Monstergirl Threads, and God bless Anubis' perfect brown ass, baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972992
Dude it was ages ago. Don't know about some of you but I don't save every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972498
>>12972541
>tactical maids

I'm imagining a kikimora in a sort of maid outfit with a city camo design. elbow and kneepads alongside an earpiece and a beret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972995
I think you need to clean that sentence up a bit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973001
I suppose you're right, take the good with the bad.

Thank you, Motivation-sempai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970298

>Intelligence Infinitum.
>Elf.

So... I guess I'm saving the world through force of will and being able to learn real goddamn fast.

Also there's an Elf, who probably thinks I'm batshit crazy.

Stand Name: THE WILL OF ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973002
Well, if you remember any phrase from a post in the thread you're looking for, you can probably find it in the off-site archive by searching for it.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, the whole incubuzation and being your partner's ideal. What if she was into really old dudes. Yes, incubization takes away infirmity, and the pangs of hamplanetness and old age, but what if that was your waifu's taste. Would you be willing to spend the rest of your life as an "old man"? A shota? A no neck bastard? What if you're 6'2 or taller and she decides you would be cuter if you were shorter? I'm talkin 4'0 here.. Would you forgive her?

>inb4 mamono mana won't let you care

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972984
at least someone got a kick out of it, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973014
No anon, don't shake the hubox.

Who knows what could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973013
I know, thought about telling you to search for amazon execution, but I said fuck it. Anyway, if you're so...fixated on it, that's the best clue I can give you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973014

See

>>12971785

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973014
>What if she was into really old dudes. Yes, incubization takes away infirmity, and the pangs of hamplanetness and old age, but what if that was your waifu's taste.

I have no problems being on par with Big Boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973021
You must first become a demon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973014
>>12973021
Fuck, I misread that. You're saying I would be feeble and shit? Yeah, I wouldn't care for that at all

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never fight a Tyrant Monster Girl at the top of her Citadel in a fight to the death
>You'll never cause an explosion of force blowing the whole citadel apart from the battle
>You will never stand atop the rubble, holding the defeat Monster above your head and tossing her to her slaves claiming they are free.
>They will never pick her up and take her to get help
>She'll never taunt you saying she is many things, but here, she is God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973001
Bless you, Dandy-Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973014
No I wouldn't.

I'd leave her in an instant, she can go fuck herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973021
>>12973024
>>12973026

Reminder that Big Boss died last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973018
ANSWER!!!

>>12973021
No anon, I'm talking Methusela old. Bald or balding, with those skin spots old people get. Maybe old man musk too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973001
you my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973001
The Dandy way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973033
>ANSWER!!!
I don't know, I'm too scared to find out.

Don't open Pandoras box man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973026
No, you wouldn't be feeble, but you would still look and smell like death's grampa, see >>12973033 You can run and fight with the best of them, but you still look like something a cat sicked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973030
This is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973027
Nigga should've just locked her away in eternal solitude,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973039
So basically you get to be Master Roshi?

I see no problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972980
>You will never be the sole male member of a team that operates as a mercenary for hire in the worst and most dangerous of monster-infested areas.
>Your team will never consist of:
>The amazon, who carries massive guns like they're pistols.
>The wild, but surprisingly calculating salamander pyromaniac.
>The the frigid CQC mantis, who cares about all of you much more than she lets on
>The wise-cracking cheshire sniper, who teleports to good vantage points before quickly leaving without a trace.
>The somewhat nervous Holstaurus medic, who may secretly be the most collected under panic out of all of you. Also team chef. Uses the freshest ingredients she can. Yes you know what I'm implying.
>And, finally, you, the smooth talking bastard who's the only one to publicly show his face out of the entire group.
>Your job, among others, is to get the group hired by human military organisations. Yes, those are arm-mounted blades, she just likes fighting like that. Please ignore the heat eminating from the giant backpack of my friend over there, it's an expensive piece of technology.
>When not lying your ass off, your job is to make sure the team functions as a unit, making you the de-facto leader.

>You will never get into a battle of wits with the cheshire while under heavy fire in Africa.
>You will never be quickly grabbed by the amazon before you fall off the unstable, icy ledge of a mountain.
>You will never be one of the few people who can fluster the mantis.
>You will never calm down the panicked cow as you wonder how she can look at your bullet wounds without flinching and yet still freak out over not having the right herbs.
I only suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973027
What a retard.

Faggot should just end himself for being Dragon Ball Z levels of retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973005
Pretty much. But the camo maid uniform is black and blacker black. Better for stalking, you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973043
>>12973043
Yeah, except without the gains from when he was preparing to put out the flames in Ox King's mountain. You could have that level of strength, but you still look like he did after he fired his Kamehameha.

[Anonymous No.]

Did that hellhound and shota story ever get finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12971490
>no nipples
>obvious vagina
Not a word said
Yes I'm spoiling the fun

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973053
Would they have their own equally edgy Mother Base?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973063
Isn't that a dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973063

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973059
I believe it's still ongoing.

On the subject of /ss/, what happened to that guy who wrote that kunoichi Onee-san thing? He said he was going to continue the day after, but it has bee two weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973065
>breasts
>hips
>no adam's apple
>feminine face
I don't know, are you in first grade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973065
Do you need glasses, or are you one of those "B-but the original is male, therefore..." people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973053
>>12973064

>You'll never be the unimportant-looking quiet explosives expert of the group who mostly expresses himself with gestures and always follows orders without fail, being the only one who keeps his mask on at all times, even when not in combat
>You'll never have the "ok" hand sign as your trademark gesture, to which your team often interprets as a sign that you're about to blow something up

This life would be both fun and extremely dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972980
>You'll never be a human who got dropped into monstergirl land and went insane from the stress of avoiding both the order and rape.
>You'll never become a member of a group of displaced soldiers who fight whatever neutral lord with a chip on his shoulder has enough coin to buy you.
>You'll never be feared by both monsters and the Order for your sheer willingness to resort to lethal force and utter brutality.
>You'll never wear a mask with a sharktoothed grin etched into it as you use an improvised flamethrower to burn your enemies to cinders.
>You'll never be cause knights and monsters alike to flee in horror as you chase them with your flamethrower, cackling like a lunatic all the way.
>Your maniacal laughter will never bring the fear of death into the hearts of Powerful Knights and Monstergirls alike.
Well, glad I got that edge out of my system. Who wants to talk about cute shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973053
10/10 would either start a coup in alaska or explore a virus infested mansion with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973068
God that looks comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973070
No, it's a dude, I remember because of a shitstorm in a previous thread.

>>12973071
Yes, I too would appreciate it if you refrained from alping things even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972336
Thanks man, this is the continuation of the history of the guy telling his daughter dragon his history?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973073
We do need a third party in that mess.

Hell, I don't even care if they're edgy chunnis anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>Thread's peaceful
>Take a nap
>Wake up hours later
>Thread imploded with shit
>Dude arguing over HFY like >>12969114
Jesus Christ, what did you people do?

Good thing everything's blown over now, but shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973068


>>12973079
Are you THAT guy again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973083
>>12973073

Would >>12973072 be considered chunni or edgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973076

Just imagine being on top of her and laying on a bed like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973087
I guess it's edgy, not that it bothers me all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973064
>Home base.
>Hidden innawoods somewhere around Alaska or Canada.
>Has all the shit you need, internet, heat, firing range, equipment, a network of suppliers/information brokers.
>Only heavily inhuman team member lives there, a motherly echidna who wont stop being fucking happy.
>Seriously, you're pinned down by a fucking MonsISIS ambush and you taken the opportunity to freak out the cow NOW with you're goddamn information on the camel spider.
>Still, can get information to you on the fly, and is extremely tech savvy.
Which girl would you secretly harbor a crush or relationship with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973086
No, I stayed out of that, but even if I said nothing then, I agree with him. We already have two tranny monsters, we don't need any more.

[Anonymous No.]

I want all of you to never get your dream of getting a MG wife.

I hate all of you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973095
goddamn typos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973097
Yeah, we get it, tsun-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973097
It's too late Anon.

Your hatred will not change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973097

What are you angry about now? We're not even fighting each other.

Or perhaps you're just expressing your genuine feelings again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973096
>tranny
Well whatever, you're entitled to your own opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973097
>dream

Good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973107
Dude, I'm asking, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973113
Why? Because you don't like it even though the pics I'm posting have women in them? Are you that childish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973128
No.

None of the monsters are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973128
>Implying Wurms are better than Dragons

Ah shit, I totally forgot we had waifu wars now.

Hope I'm not too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973129
You want to fight, we'll fight, because those are transgenders. Go to /d/ or /lgtb/ with this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973133
All monsters a best*

*To their husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973001
>God bless Anubis' perfect brown ass, baby!
You.
You are mah Dandy nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973136
>What is genderbender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973136
This level of stupidity has me appalled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973137
All of them are shit.

They're only for casual fucks and that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973136
What's your take on Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973136
>you really are that childish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973145
I already acknowledged alps and skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973095
>Seriously, you're pinned down by a fucking MonsISIS ambush and you taken the opportunity to freak out the cow NOW with you're goddamn information on the camel spider.
>Still, can get information to you on the fly, and is extremely tech savvy.
>>12973098
Yeah that's the part I don't understand. The cow obviously. And the mantis if we go by KC's rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973147
Okay, fuck you then, lets do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973133
Some monsters are more best than others

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973156
Undead bitches are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973141
I fucking love genderbending. I'd totally fuck the girl-me. Infact I think that like 75% of all anime could be way better if the majority of the cast were genderbent. But then again I'm probably just thinking with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973161
>Self-cest
Ew.
You realize your girl-self would probably be just as fugly as your male-self is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973161
That's cool.

But it seems some people do not understand the difference between rule 63 and trans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973155
Do what? Have you say stupid shit and have other anons call you out without you noticing it because of your ego?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973147

>Smug Nasus

God dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973163
I'm handsome as fuck, narcissistic to boot. You'll never convincing me that fucking myself isn't a good idea. Infact, I'd go so far as to have a doppelganger become me, so that we can both fuck two more doppelgangers modelled after the true form of the first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973163

Yeah but at least girl-Hound would be the first female able to take Hound's sausage. Not even Asterio is safe from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973172
Well, there's a lad who loves masturbation, and cares not who knows it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973156
I prefer my waifu have a bit more body heat (and a pulse), but hey. If I had to have an undead waifu, I could do a lot worse than a classy ghost with a hot accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973172
>I'd go so far as to have a doppelganger become me, so that we can both fuck two more doppelgangers modelled after the true form of the first.
No no no no no no no no. I didn't understand it the first time, I don't need my brain fried again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973160
You're a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973172
Well.

Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973180
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973168
As if I care about the opinions of anyone here.

And your filename is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973160

>Wights
>Shit

Son..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972961
I kinda wish the Hellghast looked more like this, and not just as the elite forces but as standard uniforms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973178
>body heat
Wights can probably make themselves warm without effort, as exemplified in Machines story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973181
Have fun when she rots you fucking whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973191
>Implying High-Tier undead cannot hold their bodies in a stasis-state, preventing any rot.
>Implying MAMONO MANA doesn't enable even lesser undead to have this benefit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973191
Not him but
>Wight
>rotting
You should really learn some facts before you start arguing on the internet, though nobody ever does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973191
MAMONO MANA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973186
And like anyone would care about your opinions either, Mr. "I get butt mad whenever people post things I don't like and throw a tantrum to get them to stop".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973191
Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973191
>Calling people "fucking whores" for liking a different monster girl than you
Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973203
Do you know where you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973210
I don't like any monster girl.

I jerk off if I find something that isn't complete shit and toss it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have skeleton waifu

>She's asleep on the couch.

>I wonder...

>Tug her arm, it pops off

>repeat process with other arm and legs.

>Still asleep

>Take a nap using her as a pillow

>Wake up to see her staring at you, a little angry.

>"Ha Ha, Very funny. Can you put my arms back on? I need to do laundry."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973215
A place where people have already called you out for being an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973217
...
At least you don't start shitstorms, am I right, bud?

R-Right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973218
>Not also removing her head and putting it next to yours
Pleb tier husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973189
I'm not talking too just average body temperature level. Something a bit higher than that. Like 'you would need a heat source to reach this temperature' levels. Not enough to burn you, but definitely enough for a unique experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973215
Now this girl looks healthy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973219

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973229
Labanon really ought to draw more for these threads. I like his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973227
The glories of Hathor must be spread so that every girl is nice and HEALTHY for their husbands

[Anonymous No.]

This feels pretty autistic, but how many anons here associate the music they listen to with MGs or scenarios with MGs?

To explain it better, I'm listening to this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ooIaaZdUI
and I can't help but think of a scene with an obsessive MG going after a guy who just got out of a breakup

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973227
I have one more, you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973229
Praise the suncow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973231
>I'll say I don't give a f-fuck!
>I'll look cool then!
>Yeah! My ego isn't blinding me and making me look like a dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973235
Uh, no.
I mean, good on ya, but no for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973221
Don't call me bud you cunt guzzling shit eater.

I would never want to be friends with one of you faggots.
I'll probably get banned for this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973236
Fo sho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973235
Every MG ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZC-EOs_fyA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973235
>an obsessive MG going after a guy who just got out of a breakup
With her, or some human chick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973243

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973245
Hey it fits.

It's creepy and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973242
Come on, man. I'm a totally-functioning human bean who just happens to like monster girls at this point. What's not to like?

Would firing a beam at you make you want to be friends with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973227
>>12973229
>>12973232
>>12973233
>>12973239
>>12973243
>>12973249
My brethren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973215
>>12973249

These pictures give me weird pants-feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973247
Human chick or some other MG that wrecked the guy's shit, the obsessive one may have had a hand in ending the toxic relationship

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973251
I don't want to be your friend you fucking alp.

I want to break all monsters hearts and laugh as they cry.

That way I don't have to deal with their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973235
My imagination is consistently filled with fantasies involving space operas, mech battles, and MGs. Said fantasies are fueled by music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973235
Heard this the other day and immediately thought of a particular story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNerjnwhbts

>Off Centaur Publications
Too appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973256
http://imgur.com/fHnHj2z,qedEJto,CUk4yFe

Enjoy those feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973266
>Rebel Yells
Now see, that just reminds me of the song "Rebel Yell".

Which, whenever I hear it, I immediately picture an Angel, Valkyrie, Dark Variant, whatever, appearing before the door of a depressed, sullen individual and...well, I'm sure you can picture the rest.

"With a Rebel Yell, she cried 'More, More, More!'."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973259
What about me? Can I be your friend? Cmere and give us a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973277
I always thought that line was lewd as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973279
Fuck off, I don't want some shitty hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973258
What does she intend to do on the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973288
Affection is good for you. You'll be healthier. I'm going to hug you for your own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973258

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973288
>Grump personified

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973288
Are you one of the anons from one of the other threads that had a severe aversion to hugs for some god awful reason?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973235
Do vidya OSTs count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBFPTxE1ub8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973292
If you try to fucking hug me I'm punching you in the face.

>>12973295
Suck a dick you alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973306
Someone is an Alp in denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973257
Sounds like a neat premise, obsessive MGs make me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973306

Anon it's not your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973310
>>12973314
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973293
So just how much of a child are you?

Can we get some opinions from the people who didn't filter or hide these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973300
>Yakuza 5 Ost
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973290
Rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973317
See? Your Alp nature is showing already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973250
Wow, I see a MG being very hurt after hearing she is creepy and disgusting , after composing such a number for the object of her affections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973325
I hope you die in your sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973235
I always think of this when I see some new flavor of the thread.

>I'm your freak of the week
>Like me
>Love me
>Won't you like me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vzBdIejVY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973327
>Lord Grump

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973318

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973322
Aww yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLblWygp-t8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqyRPIonp58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yyV6LjxTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezQi7gfv4jg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973326
Good.

I don't give a shit if she's hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973318
Kids are cruel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPY5P0TaC4k

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973332

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973053
>>12973072
>>12973095
I'm digging this concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973345

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973343
So I should keep posting and ignore the kid?
Alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973352
>>12973353
I know we're on page 9, but can you at least use imgur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973318
>Only one of these is actually a girl.
And I'm okay with that.
MG Skins in LoL would be fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973329
Play in traffic.

Nobody will miss you when you die, there will be no waifu for you when you pass on.

Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973353
Sure, keep posting MEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973359
>MEN.
You better not be telling me that's an alp. If it is someone did her right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973353

>That Nautilus

Is he in mid-air? Guy's gonna cause a fucking tsunami if he cannonballs into the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973340
You're getting too hype man.

I can't take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973355
You could have asked for me to stop politely, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973365
>Not knowing Koakuma
You're on /jp/ and you don't know that shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973365
It's a boy, this guy just loves to dump male characters, and pass them off as women.

>>12973371

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973095

>Spoiler

None, unless one of them takes interest in me I'd just be there for the violence and the money and mind my own business, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973372
You say Koakuma and I think of an h-manga involving a succubus and gangbangs. Please forgive me, senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973373
>It's a boy, this guy just loves to dump male characters, and pass them off as women.
Are you really that dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973373
See >>12973167

>>12973375
It's alright, you'll get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973371
>That Pharaoh
I am prepared to serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973378

It's actually a bird emperor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973378
What >>12973380 said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973371
>I suddenly find Nasus Renekton, and Azir quite bangable
Why must you confuse me in this way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973377
>>12973376
>>12973382
>>12973365
It's a guy, a furry at that.

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Nasus/Background

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973376
No, he's trolling. No one is that stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973390
Other than me for falling for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973380
>>12973382
>Bird-Emperor
I know who she's based on, but given their entire Egyptian Aesthetic, isn't Pharaoh a fairly accurate epitaph?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973376
>>12973365

He's talking about Nasus. This guy:

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Nasus/Background

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973401
>The way her shirt perfectly frames her crotch, and that little plate covering it.
Dat's a whole lotta yes right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973400
I was talking about the succubus looking thing in the post I quoted. A little googling tells me she's a 2hu, so I guess the headwings count as her silly hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973392

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973400
We know.
Only one guy didn't. One guy also keeps trolling that every rule 63 post of him is still a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1svf3zZ-ywI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXGI6yESr4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UONHPUcJsV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7V7f25Y24

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973410
>Translucent Lingerie
>Fuck. Yes.
I prefer seeing lacy panties underneath, but stripped works too. Very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973408

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973412
At least two guys didn't know; I haven't played much League. I'm not at all mad about the 63 though.

>>12973427
>Headwings
>Rainbow tail
Artist, please. Can I hug her and pet her wings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973427
I always wanted to see a dullahan with headwings, just imagining her randomly taking off and flying around is extremely amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you people know that monsters would be no different from human girls.

Stop believing Lilim lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973436
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973432
A good number aren't mad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973423
Yep, superior taste confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973440
Use imgur pretty pls?
>>12973441
Damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973432
Better if you rub them with your fingers, in small circles.

>>12973433
Don't you mean her head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973444
Her head was what was implied, so yes.

Also nice trips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973443
Naw, I'm done for now.

[Anonymous No.]

Femgar is superior when talking about gender swapping.

Though Ahri is always best.

>>12973440
Why are so many league comics in Chinese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973440
You don't speak for anyone but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973235
I had a story in mind of a shut-in Holsty or Weresheep after listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9f7uhZcbfQ

Her sister would keep trying to get her out of the house, and she'd eventually end up with a guy named Jack

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973444
>Better if you rub them with your fingers, in small circles.
That sounds entirely too amazing. It's probably a good thing MG aren't real, I might become some kind of serial pettist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973449
I don't know.

>>12973451
Other than the handful of anons who legitimately aren't mad, and actually like it and posted that they liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973456
Like three other alps, what an achievement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973449
Kha'zix still beats her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973467
>man wiping off sweat while on fire.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973449
>>12973467
It's like I'm on /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973471
Nah, /v/s having a fat thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973471
It's like I'm on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973472
For once, /v/ is the healthiest board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973472
Not what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973474
With overly homophobic people hating on genderbending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973467
insects pls go
this is a fluff-only zone

>>12973472
fat thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973436
Don't remind me anon...

It's not even that they'll be cheating sluts, or gold-diggers or anything. They'll just have taste, and thus, ignore internet scum like ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973480
Nah. Not that. It's just a constant shitting on /v/ is the /a/ thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973483
A thread with plump/fat /v/ girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973483
>Fluff only
Scales and chitin are welcome, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973484
>implying I'm garbage
I may be a recluse, but dammit, I will not let my good looks go to waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973483
>Fluff only
>In the middle of what appears to be a succubus dump
Chitin-free zone, you mean. That or big fat bat tats count as fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973496
You must really like guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be gangraped by alot of CC MGs on the bus
>you will never be mindbroken and become their cumpump
>you will never be ntred by them from your beta MG childhood friend
>you will never be filmed getting raped and being in absolute ecstasy
>you will never become a massive slut, doing anything to get more pussy
>you will never whore yourself out for free, getting gangraped by horny MGs
>you will never get raped by your beta childhood friend
>you will never become like an animal, desiring.only sex and becoming very simpleminded
>you will never be healed by a caring amazoness
>you will never become a loyal husband to the amazoness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973483
What's wrong, fuzzball? Salty since you just lost all of your power last patch?
Not that I can talk. Kha'zix has been nuked to irrelevance for months

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973504
Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973496
Scales, from what I understand, can be rather soft to the touch due to how they bend and move. I guess I can understand their appeal in that regard.

Chitin, however, baffles me. It's designed to be an armor, an exoskeleton. What part of that is enjoyable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973496
Men out the wazoo an now implied yuri, you sir, are a peach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973516
Some people like the feeling of a hard surface like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>Page 9
>235 images

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973516
In some cases it's extremely smooth.
Maybe that smoothness is part of the appear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973511
what part

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play vidya on my NES with the Wurm waifu. I want to see her try and beat 7-4 of SMB without help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973504
And I'm really fucking glad because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973527
The mentioning of amazons is what I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973516
Chitin is made of the same protein as your hair and nails. The only place that it would be hard are where it's really thick, like in shells, horns, and joint plates. Most other places it's thin enough to still be somewhat flexible. And it's really smooth to the touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973534
It'll probably end up like BillyMC's playthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973541
So we can't help but cheer her on no matter how bad she is at the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973538

Not him but chitin is not keratin, totally different structure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973544
Yes.

Now all we need is a MG that goes full DSP when she plays games

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973544
Just like Retsupurae did.
Well, until the Metroid Prime 3 LP.
>"We MADE that mother fucker, and he doesn't have time for us?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973235
Music to seduce Vampires to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdp55DGWuGM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973548
Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973548
>>12973554
Yeah a Manticore for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973546
Fuck, you're right. They work similarly and sound similar, so I always get them confused. Only one suitable course of action now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973548
>Dat Spoiler
WHY. WHY MUST THAT POS COME UP EVEN HERE?! SHITSTORMS ASIDE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MY HAPPY PLACE.

A matango.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a tubby tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973555
>Manticore complaining about shitty controls for MGS2
>Still hasn't left the beginning area

>>12973562
Because.
And a Matango would be interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973564
...depends on how small she is.
She looks pretty small.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973554
>>12973555
Yes.

Only a Manticore could make the same vomit inducing amount of comments about a man on screen while being shit at games.

>"Hey baby wanna see my tailpussy?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973564
Pink Belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973564
That's right on the edge of acceptable amounts of pudge for me. It'll depend on her personality. But probably. she's still pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973564
Yes I would.

I'd give her pudge a little shake and ask if she owned a "big" business

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973573

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973572
>Cheshire Pewdiepie
>Manticore DSP
>Wurm BillyMC
>Charon Diabetus and random chubby MG for Slowbeef
Good god, we've gone over the line...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973585
WE MUST GO FURTHER.

Who're the Two Best Friends, Matt and Woolie? Who's JonTron?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973585
No we need to do this.

This world hasn't suffered enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973455
>MGs with headwings start wearing covers for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973585
I never thought Wurm BillyMC would work well. But it does. The kid was always so fucking cheerful and happy. Just make Lime Popsicle something and I will fuck off for the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973576
She likes to drink, is teasing, and very lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973586
Something fitting....


>>12973588
Who would work for Chip and his Retsupurae bottom bitch?

>>12973591
What about Billy's older brother that his parents love more than him?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973591
A nearly identical Wurm.

But she always has a Lime Popsicle with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973595
Well, I think Pat'd be an Oni at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973595
JacobMC would be a dragon. I hear she gets full McDonald meals for Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973599
>Pat
>Oni

In his fucking dreams, he'd be an angry Dwarf.

I would shove her in between so many beds.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973590
>Only headwings
That's the tip of the iceberg, Anon. Hide yo fluff, hide you scaly, and hide yo chittin 'cuz I'm pettin' errbody out here.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this bullshit about old sjw e-celebs having Monster Girl-sonas
>>>/v/ is that way.

Anyways, let's change the subject to something slightly less cringeworthy. Big Meaty Paws. Yay or Nay?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go on a road trip with your monster girl waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973608
Would my waifu want to go on a road trip with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973601
I hear she also registered unregistered hypercam.
Lime should be either another Wurm or a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973594
>teasing
If she can take as well as give, I'd get behind her. Figuratively and literally; she's probably got a nice bit of ass to grab onto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973607
Yes. Anubis mai waifu, and I adore her big, meaty paws.

Wanna massage and nuzzle 'em all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973603
This image is entirely too perfect in entirely too many ways. My life is meaningless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973607
Nay, hands covered in fur are okay though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973620
You do know she kills those she fucks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973625
Shhh, let me imagine. I thought she'd stopped doing that since she got her current form, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973607
Yes. Either go paws or nothing at all. Just giving them big, furry hands like that looks weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973625
>>12973627
Yeah. She stopped killing people she fucked for their energy when she became a LoL Champ, since the competitions give her an alternate energy source.

[Anonymous No.]

>A werecat never made you eat her out when you were a shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973636
Hooray for the Holy Grail W- I mean summoners!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973633
But if she has paws we can't play the Dark Souls 2 drinking game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973608
Hell yeah, especially if we were travelling in a winnebago.

God damn it, now I want to write an MG roadtrip set in the 60s-70s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973637
>12973129
What the crap, how is he that big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973637
Thank god.

I'd probably be traumatized of them and grow to hate all monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973637
Where the hell is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlhncFCtWw8
only if I'm riding the Billy Bike

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973645
*she

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973637
>>12973646
She's doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12970924
>Alphabet wurm strikes again!
>that title drop
Keep being based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973607
>sjw e-celebs having Monster Girl-sonas

I just got here.

What the fuck is this.

[Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM No.]

Chapter 10 of Yetinburg is finished! It contains tail-splitting action, a date between the two MCs at a zipangu style snow festival, and SMUT.
But before I post it, I demand BROWN MICE!!
Just kidding, here is link http://pastebin.com/QurTUxih
Comments and criticism is appreciated as always.
Next chapter will be fun, but no hints to why this time.
Some anon was actually working on that brown dormouse though, wasn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973690
Eh, bunch of people were talking about what certain Youtube Let's Players would be as MGs.

Yes, it is silly-stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973690
>What the fuck is this.
A troll, shitting up the thread for like 3 hours now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973695
Thing is none of them were sjw.
Diabetus and Slowbeef are far from that phrase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973693
Why do you like mouse girls so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973564
Source?
pls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973693
>Some anon was actually working on that brown dormouse though, wasn't he?

I got distracted today, so no progress.
Probably have it done by tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973702
I know the Two Best Friends get called that sometimes. Mostly because Pat at least is pretty whipped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973703
Because he likes cheesing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973564

Would I what? Nimu her cheeks? Of course I would. Though her expression tells me it'll be difficult to do so without getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973713
I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973582
This made me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973712
Out of all the YouTubers I know I would say that the Game Grumps are the most sjw that I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973712
There's also Proteus, the heavily foul mouthed and grumpy mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973712
>Two Best Friends
>sjw

That's like calling DSP good at gaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973723
More like Arin is pussy whipped by his 'wife' into being a SJW, and Dan is just so high off his ass he just agrees with Arin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973732
Suzy is such a fucking cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973702
>Diabetus and Slowbeef are far from that phrase.
You don't check their twitter do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973708
I await eagerly.

>>12973713
Pic related.

>>12973703
I like petite girls, and the traits of the dormouse fit perfectly into my lifestyle. I have other favorites but mouse is the one I would go to the ends of the earth for. I want to play with those round ears, tease that small body, impregnate it numerous times, raise the squeaking mass of adorable children. Live together with her to the end of my days, enjoying each day just relaxing with each other. Maybe get her into monster hunter if I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973739
I don't go through twitter at all.
And what was said that would make them sjw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973648
>>12973707
Artist is Koishi Chikasa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973741
>Petite Girls
Nyanon, you mah nigga.
My ex also wound up giving me a sleep-sex fetish, which is why I like Dormouse so much too.

Petite Girls a best though. Easy to hold in your arms and cuddle entirely. Great to be a big spoon.
>tfw no Petite Anubis to snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973717

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973741
Not a fan of dormouse, but I can respect that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973751
You're dead, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973750
>my ex gave me a sleep-sex fetish

Well now you just have to tell this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973747
They discuss SJW shit all the time on there. Hell, they're from SomethingAwful, which is filled with that shit.

It's a shame because they used to by funny, now they bitch about privilege, white men, muh womynz and shit. You're probably thinking "Isn't that hypocritical of them when they make fun of people on Retsupray all the time?" The answer is yes. It's OK when they do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973741
>petite
Nice taste. I prefer tall girls, but petite is very nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973757
Not much to tell really. We just had rather mis-matched schedules, so often times she'd be asleep when I was awake, and vice versa.

So, over time, the thought of fondling and playing with her while she slept just became...increasingly appealing.

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>>12973760
>now they bitch about privilege, white men, muh womynz and shit
That sounds like a complete 180 to how they act in their LPs and RPs.
And they're still funny, Slowbeef still sucks at games and Diabetus is still churning out puns.

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>>12973755

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973769
As depressing as it was to realize that she was acting that way because she was driven insane from how lonely she had been, she still deserved everything she got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973769
>Yamcha pose
Been a while since I saw someone make fun of a character through this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973763
Was this a mutual thing, or were you basically just screwing around with her in her sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973767
>That sounds like a complete 180 to how they act in their LPs and RPs.
What can I say, even the most unlikely people can be SJWs. Twitter brings out the worst in everyone and you'll learn shit you never wanted to know. David Hayter is anti-guns for example. Only learned that on twitter. Twitter just brings out the worst in people.

Except Japanese people. They are the only race that can use twitter and not be retarded. Based nippon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973605
>All MGs begin wearing burquas in fear of being pet groped
>Succubi slut it up even harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973785
>Kojima's constant talking of Burgers whenever he visits America
He's so based

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973776
Nah, she was a cunt from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973787
He knows what's up in the free world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973785
So Twitter corrupts and makes people into idiots?
Unless they're Japanese?
Figures. I'm glad I don't go there or our IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't you just wanna hold an alp close and suck on her spadetail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973795
>spadetail

Not an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973780
She seemed receptive to the idea of being teased in her sleep at least.

Can't rightly recall whether she ever brought up doing the same to me when I slept.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did it have to be cancelled ;-;
come back to us faggotfox
I want to see your shit eating grin again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973795

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973797
>>12973804
B-but, alps are so nice!

They'll do anything to make you happy, all you have to do is love them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973801
Because you don't touch yourself enough at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973806
Unless it's the King Grump Alp that was here earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973806
I'd suck and nibble on most tails if they're sensitive, just not an alp's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973806

I'm too tired and pissed to bother giving love to anyone right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973806
Last Alp I dated sat around on the couch drinking my beer and eating my pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973811
I'm not an alp you shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973815
Shh, don't worry, you'll hit Stage 2 soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972835
ALLAHU AKBAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973807
G-god damn it, if I touch myself more will she come back?
I'll tenderly love myself to her portrait every night if that will make her return

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973818
I'm not a fucking alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973814
>beer
Eh.
>Pizza
We meet on the field of honor. My darling, I must take your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973824
You're a celibate one, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973824
Holding it in will only hurt you in the end Grump Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973801
Was it canceled or did the artist just want to end it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973820
Sure, but the amount of spirit energy required is massive. You must do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and 10km running EVERY DAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973825
>Alp wins
>Alp keeps eating your pizza
>You don't even get to plow her nice ass while she does it
>At least that Wyvern who ate pizza and played FFV constantly ate her own pizza and didn't mind being plowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973826
>>12973827
God damn you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972931
Ich will

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973832
Ilias is dead you silly Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973829
The last book says there would be another volume released in a few months but Sigama cancelled it.

>>12973830
>10km running
W-well fuck. If it's for Dakini I'll power my way through the pain.
I will do it for the best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973778
That's an in-game picture too.

>>12973788
You're a villain anon.

V
I
L
L
A
I
N
!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973831
If you believe for a nanosecond that I would lose to an alp, you are insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973844
The Alp knows pressure point kung fu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973846
>Alp knows pressure points
>Knows exactly how to disable and rape you in the easiest way
>Is still too much of a beta to do it
I pray for anon once that Alp hits Stage 2/3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973830
Get off the computer Polt, I want to play one of those "MMOO" things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973846
Whatever, monster dick rider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973229
Praise to that glorious bosom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973851
>Mememia
Awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973831
>Not drugging her soda one day and knocking her out.

>not having her wake up handcuffed to a bed as you smile evilly at her.

>Not watching her horrified expression as you prick yourself with a manticore barb purchased for just such an occasion.

>Not pumping her so full of you love juice that she gets a little belly before shooting straight into stage three.

Come on anon, I already wrote this.
The only thing I can really think of is keeping her on the bed and giving her as much milk as you can buy instead of fucking her. Keeping her stage two but getting her as HEALTHY as possible

Do you even revenge fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973830
>how to become like Saitama in a nutshell

Just keep doing it for three years straight with no breaks in your routine ever and you will become a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973693
>those fortunes

they must have put two and two together

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973849
>"Ara, you think you can resist me?" Let me show you just how feeble you are, Huaband~"
>Final stage Alp goes HnK on his ass
>After the final hit his pants turn white as a tidal wave of semen gushes out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973851
>apophis discovers the joys of online gaming
>becomes a shut in, hardly does anything but game and sleep
>gets to the point where she'll only leave the room to go to the bathroom, as she even eats in front of the computer
>powers her sessions by biting herself, gaming and masturbating with the tip of her tail
>becomes a hamplanet

You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973401
Take me pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973869
>>gets to the point where she'll only leave the room to go to the bathroom, as she even eats in front of the computer

That's... quite accurate, actually. Should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.]

Post a duet song and the MG you want to sing it with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PBgkUiDwJQ
I just have to find a Grizzly and I'm gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973869
>Not canceling her subscription and selling the computer.

>Not taking her to the gym everyday to burn off that excess fat.

>Not, after months of sweat and training, having a toned apophis sporting a six pack, the only fat left being that which was in her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973869
>Wurm shut in gets into online gaming
>Rarely leaves her computer
>She even sleeps at it
>She's well protected by an impenetrable wall of empty cookie wrappers and pizza boxes
>Her father wades through the trash to try and get her to play outside
>She doesn't budge
>Due to her high metabolism she still looks normal and doesn't have even the slightest of pudge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973879
>Soft snake cuddles

Depending on the face you may just need to wean her off it.

If it goes up there then take her to the gym, she needs to be social.

With her husband at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973751
Is your son Jesus Christ? No? Then you ain't my God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973851
My dick is as hard as a shovel man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973884
>Grizzly
>Not 'Bare Necessities'
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973879
The Devil knows his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973918
Gonna be honest I hated that song.

Hell I hated most Disney movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973893
Your god doesn't live here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973940
If only she wasn't a filthy murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Humans really want to do that sort of stuff with us?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973946
Yeah, not gonna lie, that killed her as fap material when I heard that part of her history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973953
>This post, I remember this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973953
>painful orgasm denial
>painful release

Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973962
The fact that she regrets it/feels disturbed by what she did as part of having grown a conscience as she acquired humanity makes her a lot more sympathetic than most kumiho at least. A tragic figure in the WHAT HAVE I DONE sense, kind of like Hercules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973886
She bites you and makes you empty your bank account to get her a Titan. You make ends meet by selling her venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973962
Kumiho deserve love too, anon.
Would you a yandere kumiho who LOVES YOU LOVES YOU LOVES YOU ?Too bad. She would a you.

>>12973973
Yeah, she's just pretending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973953
I want to demonstrate some of those things with that dark skin fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973973
Big whoop. I used to think she was charming, but never shall I beat the meat to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973977
No they don't, murdering scum.

>>12973980
No, trust me, you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973991
>No, trust me, you don't.
MORE urethral insertion, or did this one have something to do with fire and/or knives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973975
You know, I imagine you could get quite a few bucks for their venom

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973994
She curses the MC so that sex causes him pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973999
Jesus Christ, Vanadis! For what purpose?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973999
So gonorrhea

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973919
>Lingerie tanlines
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973999
Jesus Christ, what sick fuck would make something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974007
A woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973693
The stories about the eight tailed fox in the mist continent were very enjoyable. I also like how they were told in a pretty convincing accent. The references were a nice touch. Charles turns out not to be such a bad guy after all. Wandering around the festival was cute. The last scene was nice. I've been waiting for it and it was executed very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974005
Well played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973999
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974006
She's a Delf, don't question it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974010
I'm glad you liked it. Was a bit worried about the accent thing, and the ending. I don't remember smut being so hard to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973999
>She curses the MC so that sex causes him pain.
Wait, is this an unspoken part of being sentenced to the khepri pit? Is THAT why it's a punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

I've decided that, while Monster Girls may not be real, I should still try and better myself so that if my Jabberwocky waifu were real, I wouldn't just be the awkward looking skeleton, but a cute feminine bishounen boy perfect for her to femdom and lovingly protect. I will be what my Monster Waifu would see as perfect.

Do you try to change something in your life out of love for your Monster Waifu? From major like changing your apperance, or daily life, to even just small things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973991
>No they don't, murdering scum.
And then Anon woke up with a foxgirl literally on top of him in his bed, tears in her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974028
>Weight training is bad

Lolno fuck this faggot shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974028
I don't want a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974028
I don't have a waifu MG or otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974028
>Cute Boy
I'd like to be that for my waifu.

>Avoid Red Meat
>Dairy

Cannot do that part though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974028
>cute
>not handsome

You don't happen to have gotten this off of a trap thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974028
>/fit/
>making girly men

Figures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e7qbuuBMW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM6Lm2PijeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAZ1TF353mg

I want to sing a song to end the world with a Dragonfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974023
It's hard to get the right balance for smut. You want it to be hot but not use the same words over and over again.

It was the right amount of length for each part and was pretty steamy so you have that going for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974045
God that looks like shit.

I honestly think that Gundam Seed would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974045
Akiko Shikata is a goddess but I refuse to watch that show. Still waiting on that OST

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974053
Volume 1 is out already, but it only has Ange's version of the song.

I'm hoping there'll be a Volume 2 with Embryo and Sala's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974030
Good thing I sleep with a gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974059
Not the Anon, but nobody cares about Embryo's. I want that Ange/Sala duet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974028
>squats
Confirmed for slav

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974062
I find his version nice honestly.

But yeah, Ange/Sala duet is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

After adventuring for a while with your large party of friends a monster girl uses an ancient artifact on you which makes you switch bodies with her.
Now she's "you" and you're "her", and your friends wants to kill the fuck out of you and are too stupid to notice anything.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone give me the Rachne pic in the wedding dress? please... Oh and Loen why are you so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974050
Worse
It was SEED combined with 00's TransAM system. All with female pilots and what looked like a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a foxgirl?
Not like, a kitsune or something. Just a regular foxgirl. Complete with wrapping her tail around her head, etc.

>>12974061
I wonder why people come to these threads and make threats of violence to monsters in what is clearly labelled as a 'monster girl thread'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974074
She was a Dragon, actually.

I don't know why their tails are so thin in human form. It's silly.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you violated your Anubis slave today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974069
If they're my friends, I know their weaknesses. Subdue as best I can and calmly explain the situation. If they don't believe me, I incapacitate them as best I can and go get my body back.

Bet you were expecting a "I'll fuck them in my new body" response weren't you? Damn alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974074
As your post showed up I vomited in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974080
>Slave
But that's what I am to her.
Reverse Role-Play is Saturday Night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974079
>Dragon
There are no Dragon's in Cross Ange

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974077
If you want to kill some jews, you go to Synagogue
If you want to kill some monster, you go to monster thread
Makes sense, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974077
Maybe because a fucking monster broke into my house and was sitting on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974080
Yes. I kissed every part of her and made her blush. I'm so evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974081
>calmly explain
But they would assume you're making things up what with "you" telling them not to trust the "monster" in front of them.
You can't weasel your way out of this Chrono Cross scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974088
You can go fuck yourself because then what the fuck are the things in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM6Lm2PijeY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974083
I've gotten sicker with each series since turn A

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974080
>slave
>not being equals in a loving relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974090
Except that while jews are all feeble and laden down with shekels, MGs are almost always as strong or stronger than the average human. Much harder to kill something when it can survive even weapons grade explosives,

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974100
>Being equals in a loving relationship
>Not having role-play nights

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974080
Yes, the butt must be punished for being so sinfully supple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974096
There are
No Dragon's
In Cross Ange
I'll delete it, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, here se go. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974091
>beautiful woman
>monster
Jeez, anon, I'm surprised you can function in society.

>>12974090
Seems like that's kind of missing the point of the threads, isn't it?

Also wouldn't it be easier to go to a bank or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974109
They're not dragons, but they're called dragons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJPHu7tVlJQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974109
>Dragons from space
7th Dragon handled that better.
Female Rushe are qts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974115
>se
YOU FUCKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974100
>relationship

Ugh, this word makes me shrivel up faster than a succubutt at a chastity pledge rally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974120
Not space, just a different dimension
This dimension is known as: JAPAN
War torn Earth, but basically Nippon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974118
>he wouldn't freak out at having a stranger straddling him in the middle of the night/sleep

You must have balls of steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974109
>>12974119
It's called an excuse. Both for the obvious Dragons to be called Dragons.
And for them to include a significant anagram in a Sunrise show. It's a joke based on Gundam SEED, where the suits were only called "Gundams" because one character saw that his suit's OS spelt out "Gundam".

>>12974120
Actually Dragons from post-apocalyptic Earth after normal humans moved to another dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974096
I had to stop watching after 2 minutes.
How is /m/ not losing their shit over this abomination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974125
>Succubus
>Shrivelling up at a chastity rally
She'd just drool thinking of the plentiful days to come. ESPECIALLY if said rally is at a high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974130
>waking up to a hot girl straddling you
Sure, it'd be a bit freaky at first but the second you realize what/who it is it shouldn't be an issue anymore.

Also my last girlfriend did that every once in a while, so maybe I'm a bit more used to it than most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974095
Then I run away and find a new body, better than my old one, before slaying the bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974131
That sounds stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974133
Because shitty, oft-reused animation aside, the show is genuinely amusing.

It started off with fanservice and shock-value, and got it's audience to stick by having a good sense of humor, never taking itself seriously, and a pretty nice soundtrack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974131
>wanting your show to have anything to do with SEED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eed3HcUcz3E
Don't stop I gotta get my Jontron quota in today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974135
Did she also sometimes have a knife pressed to your throat or a pillow precariously close to your face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974138
>>12974141
Here's the thing. Cross Ange revels in it's own stupidity. It never makes the mistake of taking itself at all seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974142
N-no?
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974135
>hot girl

How the crap are you supposed to tell she's hot, do you sleep with a night light?

>Also my last girlfriend did that every once in a while, so maybe I'm a bit more used to it than most.

Well you have that point of reference, but most people don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974136
>new body
You mean after fighting a wimpy looking guy who wrecks your shit and beating a noble white dragon, a narcoleptic black dragon, a dickish green dragon, a chubby yellow dragon, a friendly and fiery red dragon, and a bro blue dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974147
>How the crap are you supposed to tell she's hot, do you sleep with a night light?
A: Do you live in a bunker? Most nights will have moonlight enough to see a hot woman.
B: She's making noise, she's not sitting there silently, so it should be pretty obvious she's a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974135
The second I realize there is a human liver eating monster in my bed it shouldn't be an issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974135
Also, how does being hot nullify the fact that she "Thiefed" her way into your house and did that while you were defenseless?

>but she hand't hurt you

So am I suppose to wait until she does? Anyone not freaking out is such a situation is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974144
Fuck that.

It's still a piece of shit that I honestly would watch SEED over.

That's not a good thing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974153
I'm thinking by the time you realize she's after your liver, it's too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974153
You know they ate more than liver right?
They also ate hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974156
You must be a pleasure to deal with in human society.
>>12974153
And how do you determine the difference between a kumiho, a foxgirl, and a kitsune? It's not like you have the time to go over evolutionary differences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974134
No anon, the aura of chasteness all around would mess her up.

>Succubus at a cosplay event

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974156
>crying woman in your room
>SHOOT HER
wut
how
how are you not in prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974157
To each their own I suppose.

I'll stick to the amusing, fanservice-heavy joke-series with weeaboo Dragon-Girls, and you can stick to the same ol' war-drama that eventually descended to a level such that it made fanfiction look like a bloody opera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974166
>You must be a pleasure to deal with in human society.

Yeah, you either have a malfunction or this is bait. Because you are saying that I am somehow wrong in fearing for my safety, when there is a stranger on top of me, when I'm at my weakest.

Good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974168
>Wyvern's crying in your room
>She just wants someone's shoulder to cry on
>Dick shoots her
>She cries more even though it didn't do anything to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974168
Because these are just sick fantasies for him. He would never actually go through with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974173
And I bet you have a minefield around your house too, don't you?
She wants the D and you somehow really, really missed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974168
White Knight pls go. Women don't fuck thirsty guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974168
>crying woman in your room
Castle law bitch. My house, intruders have just given up their right to live. You don't like it? Move to Britland. Cucks like you who want to have their houses robbed and intruders to sue them would do well over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974167
>Succubus at a cosplay event
A hundred virgins go into the convention hall. Zero virgins come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974178
women don't fuck people when they're shot dead either
you should probably stop shooting people now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974177
>minefield

QUE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974171
Yeah and you know what?

I won't want to kill myself after every episode as apposed to SEED where I'll try to kill myself once it's all over.

Fuck I'd rather watch Valvrave over that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974182
She'd be ahegaoing just by being there, all that virgin cum smell staining those undies and socks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974180
>castle law
Holy fuck, I cannot imagine dealing with someone who gets to just shoot you dead because you're in his house.
That sounds fucking terrifying. I'm guessing there's not a lot of house parties in your state?


>>12974184
Probably a reference to a very, very stupid argument about Ushi-Oni a few threads back. Someone claimed that they would set up a minefield as defense around their house, and in fact that they had one up right then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974183
It's not rape if their body doesn't fight back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974188
This just shows you have no idea how castle law even works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974185
You mean Vulvarape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973975
What's a titan?

The only one I can think of is a 40k one from forge world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974188
>Holy fuck, I cannot imagine dealing with someone who gets to just shoot you dead because you're in his house.
Yeah, I should be able to enter people's houses as I please. If they shoot me for intruding on their property, it's them who are in the wrong here, not me.

Again, if you don't like the idea of protecting what you own, move to Britland. They just passed a law there where if a man is accused of rape, they have to prove that the woman gave consent or else they'll be prosecuted. Guilty until proven innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974151
>Do you live in a bunker? Most nights will have moonlight enough to see a hot woman

I sleep in the dark, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974180
Actually I'm pretty sure you'd still get into shit. It happens occasionally if there are survivors or if the police come calling.

Still you seem to be missing the point of the whole 'monstergirl' thing, so I doubt you really care about the finer points of this discussion.

>>12974189
This is technically true. Then it's just necrophilia.

>>12974191
>>12974194
And I'm sure you would actually go through with shooting a crying woman to death because you're so hardboiled and edgy and blah blah blah. Nobody cares.
I want HFY to go back to /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974149
I didn't play that game, okay? I know about the body swap but you have lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974188
>Holy fuck, I cannot imagine dealing with someone who gets to just shoot you dead because you're in his house.

How the fuck!? Are you freaking Swedish?

[Anonymous No.]

>all these people shooting a monstergirl to death because it wants to have sex with them
is this real life
are these actual people

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974192
Yes

Fuck it I'll just watch DxD again, then at least the only thing that dies will be my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974198
It's not even a matter of "Humanity fuck yeah". It's a bitch I don't know is in my house. Let's be realistic, if a demon was in the other room crying, I wouldn't think "Wow, there's my waifu!" I'd think "Holy shit this house really was built on an indian burial ground time to relive the Alamo" and begin my last stand. Only one of us would leave my house alive. It probably wouldn't be me, but at least I'd die a martyr, in the glory of combat, and that'd be cool enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974201
After having your body swapped, you have to go through a lot of shit.
Part of that shit is fighting a wimpy looking guy named Miguel who wrecks your shit with Holy Dragon Sword, team up with a badass pirate and make his half mermaid son pay a long as fuck song as part of a side quest, and fight six Dragons that correspond to various elements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974193
Bitching computer.

>>12974198
>spoiler

Everyone! It was bait! This guy is actually shaming people for defending themselves in their home against an intruder. False alarm. It was just bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974209
>>12974211
>shooting unarmed people to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974209
>Not even asking what she was doing there in the first place
Yeah, you're just a dick.
Go back to making your minefield.

[Anonymous No.]

It's that Holst Milk delivery girl again, she's pretty cute.

Your nagging Human wife has been away on that business trip for weeks.

Maybe you'll invite the Milk Girl in?..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974209
>unarmed woman crying
>TIME TO DIE
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974211
ah, ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974206
The issue is clearly the route she took rather than the goal. That route, of course, being a window or something at night, while I'm asleep. Knock on the door in the morning or something and no one has to meet Mr. Garand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974210
>you and me right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974219
i think using a garand against someone literally on top of you while you are lying down unarmed would be difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974219
Dale, you need to calm the fuck down and stop being so edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974216
No, because I ordered pizza and not a package

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974216
Yeah sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974216
She does seem nice. Its not like anything bad will happen if I let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974219
But then she'd need to navigate the minefield!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974213
Go ahead and ask that when some random woman is in your house you retard.

Seriously what moron would even talk to a fucking intruder in their own home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974216
>Fuck her rotten
>Fuck the wife
>She monsterizes into a holst
>Get double the milk and softness

I see absolutely no downside to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974222
I can't explain it any simpler.
Get an emulator and play it or something, then you'll get it and know the pain and suffering of 10,000 anons who went through the Black Dragon's awakening side quest.
>That overly long concert
>That gay as fuck guy
>JUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTENDJUSTEND

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974212
>>12974213
>>12974217
>Someone inside your house in the middle of the night
>"Well shit, first let me check if they're armed, then I'll ask if they have good intentions."

Nigga if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night they are either going to steal from you, or murder you. And if it's the former odds are they're prepared to do the later if caught.

You people remind me of the girl in Parasyte who thought the boy she loved was a mass murdering alien. So instead of reporting him to the authorities she decided to just ask him if he really was an evil murderous alien. Spoilers: He was and because of her he murdered 20 more people than if she had simply reported him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974219
Dude, they're trolling you, stop replying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974232
A person who isn't trigger happy and paranoid as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974223
My ping is powerful.

>>12974224
hey, I'm just saying she chose the wrong circumstances entirely. At least try talking to me over dinner or something while both A. I'm conscious, coherent and not drugged, and B, not on the menu. That's all I ask.

>>12974230
That's what I put up the speaker box at the end of the driveway for! And all those signs that say "danger, minefield! Ring the fucking buzzer!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974232
She's on top of you and isn't making any obvious hostile motions. So of course your first response is to ninja your way away from her in such a way that it doesn't slam into her and grab your gun and shoot her.


>>12974237
SHE
IS
ON
TOP
OF
YOU
AND
UNARMED
IT IS OBVIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974241
Have fun getting stabbed, robbed, maybe raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974225
>"T-The order said nothing about a pizza..."
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER WITHOUT MY PIZZA?!"
>Holst starts sniffling, the hat hiding her teary eyes.

You made a Holst cry Anon, Hathor shall hear of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974242
What if she was so awkward that she never thought of that?
You could have seen her blushing face if you told her that before you shot her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974245
>raped
that's the idea innit
its a monstergirl
the point is to have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974242
>>12974232
See >>12974240

>paranoid
>maladjusted
>edgy
>the dale and minefield thing
>playing off someone breaking into your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974245
If the person was gong to do that they wouldn't be crying in your room.
Not to mention if they're unarmed you could still face jail time even if you kill them and don't plant a knife afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974246
>I made her cry
Fuck, I didn't want to do that. Hell, I don't even yell, especially not to Holstaurus'. Holstauri? Halstar?
Anyway, how about I make it up to her with some drinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974252
>someone disagrees with my ultraviolence response
>m-must be trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974244
You don't have to be armed to strangle/smother someone. Besides, if she is a MG then she could cave my skull in with her bare hands if she wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974228
Exactly, the wife never needs to know, have your fun with the young, big-titted milk delivery girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974237
To be fair, in that instance, she splashed his face with acid.

Also, you could at least RESTRAIN the intruder, rather than immediately going, "KILL OR DIE KILL OR DIE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974257
And she's not currently strangling/smothering you and you're awake so she's missed her window of opportunity.

If she's one of the ones that caves your head in with her hands I don't think she'll be very bothered by small arms fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974240
Some of them are just having fun. I'm still having fun. Everyone is having fun.

>>12974216
>Human wife
Forget touching the cow, how the fuck did I get myself into this?

>>12974247
>>What if she was so awkward that she never thought of that?
If she has the intelligence of a wurm then I hope she is one. I also hope none of the ricochets hit me. I'd probably be in greater danger just from having something the size of a wurm on top of me though, come to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974260
Apparently he thinks he Doom guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974258
She asked me to come in because we're friends and it was chilly outside. I would never betray my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974254
I'm very sure I can argue that I felt my life was threatened when there is a woman I don't fucking know in my fucking bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974260
>unarmed smaller than you woman
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


>>12974267
Smaller than you, not attempting to injure you, no immediate threat and your first response is KILL HER NOW
Yeah, you're going to jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974266
It's cool man, no stay-at-home Husbands can't resist the sexy Holst delivery girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974263
>Wurm sits there as your bullets bounce off her and hit your computer and other prized possessions
>After the guy calms down they talk and actually get to know eachother
>She apologizes for breaking in and they set up a date later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974244
Wow, She's right on top of me while I was asleep in my house in the middle of the night! That surely makes me think she's got good intentions and not that she's trying to murder me in my sleeps.

>>12974260
Which is more likely to get you killed, shooting an intruder from a distance, or engaging with them?

Though if you guys are so "triggered" by the idea of someone wanting to protect their home from intruders and shit, you know how there could be no death at all? Said Monster Girl knocks at the door like a normal person and not break in at the middle of the night.

>>12974270
I bet you're the one who complained about how "Barbed wire might hurt intruders, please take it down."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974272
Nah, that's when he breaks out the white phosphorous he has laying around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974271
Why is she doing this? She knows I'm married. Couldn't she find a single man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974272
>They set up a date at the range
>He uses her for target practice
>Everyone has a Garand time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974270
Are you seriously trying to say that if a person is smaller than me they cannot hurt me?

Are you fucking stupid? There is a woman I don't know, who broke into my home and is now on top of me.

I would probably put a bullet in her, although I might miss and hit her leg or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to touch the cow and I have to go to sleep. Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974275
That might work on ushis and solid stone, but this is a wurm.
Besides, why the fuck would you use that shit inside? Now you have NO HOUSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974275
>white phosphorous
This isn't Dale we're talking about.
Otherwise he'd be going on about staying up with drugs and building a minefield and having connections to not get busted by cops and feds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974276
Maybe she has a thing for DILFS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974273
>shooting an unarmed woman to death
Yep, that's gonna go over well with the police and media. Enjoy your jail time.

>I bet you're the one who complained about how "Barbed wire might hurt intruders, please take it down."
I have no idea how that's related to your bloodlust.


>>12974279
She is not, has not, and as far as the scenario goes will not attempt to make a hostile move.
And your reaction is to attempt to kill her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974276
Because you're delicious anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974280
>You will never drink some warm Holstarus milk before bed
Sweet dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974279
>I would probably put a bullet in her, although I might miss and hit her leg or something.
Terrible idea. They always teach that you should never shot towards a living thing unless you are willing to kill it. There is less legal liability if you kill a home intruder than if you wound one.

>>12974288
So because she's unarmed and has tits she's more than OK to break the law and be a threat to other people? Are you fucking retarded? Also

>Wanting to protect yourself is bloodlust
Is this what Anti-Gun nuts actually believe? Holy Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon shoots at the kitsune on his bed, screaming something about victory or death
>bullets stop in midair on her magical shield and she gives you a Look.
>your gun is gone and now there is an angry powerful magic spirit on your bed
>and this could have ended with sex...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974288
That doesn't mean she won't hurt me.

She is on my property, without my permission, I don't know her, and there could be literally anything going on in her mind.

She's getting at least tasered or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974293
Wouldn't holstaur milk be a sometimes food? It's gotta be rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974288
>kumiho
>monster who eats human livers to live
>not hostile
Good goy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974299
>She's getting at least tasered or something.
Yeah, that's probably fine. Sounds reasonable. But jumping to the death option seems a bit extreme.

>>12974302
And you can tell this is a kumiho and not a kitsune... how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974298
>monstergirls are a thing
>not having oliviert bullets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974301
Well you could make it into cheese. You know, wake up and have grilled Holstarus cheese sandwhich
or Holstarus milk Cheesecake. Disregard everything, Holstarus Milk Cheesecake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974304
>And you can tell this is a kumiho and not a kitsune... how?
And you can tell she's not hostile nor has ill intentions despite the fact she broke into my house in the middle of the night and is right on top of me in my bed... how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973975
>The love is gone from your relationship, that much you know. Ever since you introduced her to the world of online gaming your apophis girl friend stopped venturing outside.

>She spent everyday playing that game, only leaving the room to sleep or use the restroom.

>In fact, that's the only time you even see her anymore, other than when you need to milk her for venom or when she wants spirit energy.

>You don't bother knocking when you enter anymore, she never pays attention other than when food or sex is involved.

>Her body has truly ballooned since she began, your old, thin grapesnake burried beneath a jiggling belly, hips that are too wide for chairs (forcing her to use her own massive coils as a seat), and massive breasts that block her view of the monitor.

>Or atleast, they did until she poisoned you that one day and made you spend all your money on a new computer and a monitor the size of a wide screen television.

>You collect the discarded trash from the room, giving your rotund girlfriend one last pleading look, hoping she will say something.

>She doesn't, her focus entirely on the screen.

>You sigh and toss the trash in the garbage, you need to pick up some groceries today. It will be another hour before she wants to give you venom anyway.

>"Maybe I should get her some fruit," you think as you begin wandering the store with your meager earnings from selling her venom. "It would do her some good to eat something other than holstaurus cheese pizzas"

>A sudden tremor goes through you as you feel the early signs of withdrawal.

>"Ara ara~ are you alright boy?" a soothing voice sounds from behind you.

>You turn and are greeted by a charamel skinned goddess in a suit, elegant beyond compare with an authoritative aura.

>She reminds you a little of your dear grapesnake from before the game.

>Her eyes narrow as she sees the bite marks on your neck, a knowing look in her eyes.

>"You poor thing...come home with me, I'll help you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974304
>And you can tell this is a kumiho and not a kitsune... how?

Whiskers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974306
You, anon, are an evil genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974305
>oliviert
No idea what that means. But Kitsune are incredibly powerful magicians, so it's probably a bad idea.

>>12974310
She is visibly unarmed, does not appear to be strangling you, and her time so far is mostly occupied with sobbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974306
Holstarus malt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974304
It doesn't sound that extreme when you feel the terror of a late night invasion yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974304
Oh no I'm still gonna kill her if she makes a move towards me after I taser her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974298
>and this could have ended with sex...
No it couldn't. Even unarmed I'm not dicking some crazy bitch that broke into my house at night. Even I'm not THAT desperate. Remember kids, don't put your dick in crazy, especially when the crazy has the power to blast your block off the map.

>>12974306
>Holstarus Milk Cheesecake
I think I just came a little. You combined two likely horribly fattening things and it sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974316
isnt this anon the one who has had this happen to him multiple times
doesnt that make your statement a bit stupid


>>12974321
>No it couldn't.
okay mate
whatever you say
its not like she can't just charm you or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a challenge for you /mgt/

It's poker night with the boys and monstergirls.What's the local gang look like? Choose your players and your dealer.

1. MGE character
2. MG videogame character
3. MG writefag character or thread character
4. Wildcard monster
5. The self-insert MC

6. Dealer

So how does it play out? You got a chance or are you going to lose more than your shirt? Extra points for writing or greentexting a short scene.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never understand why people who didn't want to be raped started coming to these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974315
Holstarus Milk Hot Cocoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974328
Because not everyone who is into MGs are subs or masochists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974326
I pick option B and tell anon to fuck himself.

I don't have friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974328
don't worry
just come and set up your minefield with the rest of us.
remember just because they are unarmed and not trying to hurt you doesnt mean that theyre not an obvious and immediate threat that requires overwhelming lethal force
just like you need to shoot everyone who ever comes near you

>>12974331
then you may want to leave these threads or quiet down mate
youre in the massive minority

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974328
Because it's about more than rape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIkoSPqjaU4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974335
Isn't a regular waifu thread better for that, then? Why bother with the rapehappy sexfiends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974334
>Keep quiet, we don't want to know you don't like what we like!
wow, when did I wind up on /a/?.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974314
>She is visibly unarmed
>Visibly
Besides even if she didn't have a gun or knife tucked away somewhere, that doesn't mean she couldn't kill someone in their sleep with just her hands. Stranglation is a thing you know. Hell, smothering with a pillow would be an easy murder to do, no mess at all.

>does not appear to be strangling you
She could be about to for all I know, I just woke up to her on top of me

>and her time so far is mostly occupied with sobbing
>Implying this has any relevance to her intentions or the fact she broke into private property

>>12974328
I'm actually sub as fuck but I have to agree with /k/ here. Expecting someone who breaks into your home in the middle of the night to be completely OK and if you shoot or fight back you're a "Bloodlusting evil white male oppressor" is completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974311
...I am saddened, but intrigued.

Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974339
Because the source material was rape-heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974344
>Besides even if she didn't have a gun or knife tucked away somewhere, that doesn't mean she couldn't kill someone in their sleep with just her hands. Stranglation is a thing you know. Hell, smothering with a pillow would be an easy murder to do, no mess at all.
like shes going to do that after you wake up

>She could be about to for all I know, I just woke up to her on top of me
she is visibly sobbing and does not have her hands on you

>I'm actually sub as fuck but I have to agree with /k/ here.
no you're just a lunatic sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974325
Yes, that is what I say. I like my fluffy significantly less crazy
>its not like she can't just charm you or whatever
Did kitsune even do that? I don't see the point when she could do that during normal hours or not have to do it at all. Regardless, my choice stands; when I want to get raped I'll go hang out outside with my shota friends or play cards in an alley or something, not in my final sanctuary. She wants to come take it she gets a fight, whether I'm using a gun, a taser, a lamp or my fists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974329
Holstaurus J-Pop idols.

Oh wait, you can only eat those OUT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974349
>no you're just a lunatic sorry
When a nigger breaks into your house, I'm sure you'd rather be a lunatic than a dead man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974357
I hear they're great for hot dogs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974314
>No idea what that means

Anti magic.

>But Kitsune are incredibly powerful magicians

Oh shut up. You haven't even established how many tails she has, and the way this started, >>12973977 >>12973991 >>12974030
she's clearly a kumiho. She's getting dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974357
>Anon suggests Holstarus J-Pop idols
>A Siren just tossed a keyboard at her computer screen

[Anonymous No.]

This has to be the most autistic argument I've seen out of /mgg/ in a long time.

Seriously, this brought out all the autists at once.

>>12974362
I think Kumiho are powerful magicians too, but that's not the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974365
I don't know Anon
There was that 5 hour long argument about Ushi Oni's two threads back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974362
If she's in between being mistaken for a kumiho/kitsune/whatever she is, she has to have nine tails. That's just the way it is, anon. You're shooting at a nine-tailed fox girl and hoping this goes well.

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaurus farms are a great way to make money! Rewarding work with high pay! Thousands of beautiful Holstaurus girls!

Become a farmhand today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974312
Reminder: not all Kumihos want to become human, and as such do not eat livers and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974369
Well, true. It's about on par with that.
Seriously, when did this thread become 'talk about how to kill monstergirls general'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974373
I hate cows and working outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974369
It seems like this has been pretty frequent ever since the announcement from moot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974373
Sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974349
>she's harmless because she's crying!

I bet you gave away your lunchables to any girl who so much as spat in your direction.

>>12974334
>youre in the massive minority

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974326
Deruella, Illias, Mari, Alpollo

Charon as the dealer.

>Everybody using magic but MC
>Illias "Ara ara, a man shouldn't lose to filthy monsters"
>Deruella suggesting strip poker
>Mari chilling out and trying to be the anti-cheat, gets eliminated first
>Alpollo trying to feed him nachos
>Becomes a golden apple type fight
>Charon making puns about blinds and cards and walking into a bar all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974377
I think it's attracted people who can't stand someone being stronger than them, but that's just a hypothesis.

>>12974383
Doesn't the current MG collection poll suggest something like a 6-1 ratio of people who like femdom over maledom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974383
Mah fellow ape-man descended from a continent in the southern hemisphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974270
>forgetting SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
ONE job, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974304
Kitsunes are respected high tier monsters. They don't have to break into people's houses to get husbands. Men stand in line to be their husbands.
Kumihos are dangerous monsters who eat livers to live. They are most likely would be hunted down by any society as murders. Their only chance to eat human liver is stealth night attack.
Who is more likely to break in your house at night?
I value my life more than life of some kumiho intruder, so I would shoot first and deal with it later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974365

>>12974211


I told them, but they didn't listen to me. Proof that /mgg/ likes to shitpost and fight. We don't deserve nice things, and I hope none of you ever get MG waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974392
That's not a bad point, but wouldn't she have attacked you while you were asleep instead of, oh, I don't know, weeping into her hands on top of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974278
curse you, charon. curse yoouuuuuuu!

[Anonymous No.]

That time again!

You have been dating a fox woman for sometime, and you start getting serious with he.
Before she lets you advance with her to the next stage of the relationship so to speak, she tells you there is something you need to know about her.
Yes she is a Kumiho.
No, she doesn't want to become human.
No she doesn't eat livers.
Would you
A) trust her after this
and
B) get into a serious relationship with her.
She seems really honest about what she told you.

[Anonymous No.]

You have an army of MGs of your choice.
Do you found your own country, with black jack and hookers, or do you take over every country around you KR or SR style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974382
Great!

Just sign here: __________

And a reminder that Holst Farms Inc. is not responsible for any accidental or intentional sexual injuries and/or marriages.

We also have facilities that specialize in Cockatrice eggs, Weresheep woo, Domesticated P'Orcs and Minotaurus Protein Shakes.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about angels? Valkyries? Their dark variants?

[Anonymous No.]

All of you.

Please consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974346
>She takes you to the monster girl city rehabilitation clinic, a large white building built to handle anything from mind control potions to magical spells.

>"Don't worry honey, we will get you fixed in no time." she tells you as she parks her car.

>"But what about my girlfriend Anna?" you ask, stomach rolling in your stomach. The pains are getting worse."I need to get back to her."

>"That's just her poison, anon." She tuts as she brings you in, "Once your better you will see that you deserved MUCH better than her."

>You simply nod, nausea filling you as you go into full blown withdrawal. Anything to make it go away.

>You spend the next six months in the white building, Casandra, a pharaoh as you learn, helping you every step of the way.

>She talks with you, cooks with you, eats dinner with you. She makes you feel alive again as you are slowly weened off Anna's poison.

>You do try to see your apophis....you want to say girlfriend but you don't even know if that's true anymore....but Cassandra keeps you there, pointing out that a letter has been left at your house for her and that no calls have come in.

>You can't help but feel a little saddened at this, you two were close once and parting is never easy.

>But as more time passes you think less and less of Anna and more and more of Cassandra.

>So it is that you awake one day to find that you no longer shake, your stomach no longer turns, and your head no longer aches.

>Your finally free.

>You excitedly tell one of the aids, a nekomata, and ask her to get Cassandra, nearly bursting with joy.

>It isn't too long before your chocolate skinned savior returns, as beautiful and regal as ever.

>"That's so good to hear anon!" she coos, planting a kiss on your cheek before holding your hand. "Now it's time for us to do one final test. Come with me, you should have a visitor any second now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974395
Shut up. You're one of the people who literally wants to kill monsters. Go back to your autist argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974403
Yeah yeah yeah. I've worked at a farm I know how it goes
When do I start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974401
Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974383
Dragon being on that list bugs me. You still have to be strong enough to beat her in a fight, and that's no easy feat.

Sure, it's more achievable than the oft-argued Hellhound simply due to the difference in mentality, but Dragon's are still physically the strongest of all Monsters.

You've got a long road ahead of you, if you want the Dragonfu to act out-right submissive to you...I don't, personally. But that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974406
I do, every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974401
Shoot her. She's unarmed, and thus cannot be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974414
Please actually do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974396
Could be she hasn't gotten around to it yet and she's still working up the crazy. That's still a threat, whether she's smaller than you and in tears or no. There are way too many unknowns here not to at least pull the gun if you have one.

Thinking about it more reasonably though, unless you sleep with the gun literally under your pillow or worse yet in your hand you'll want to make some room first; either shove her off or wallop her one both on reflex and so she doesn't grab the gun. That'd provide time to think and put her in a position where she's less of a threat. There'd likely be less shooting going on than we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974407
>Savior is a Pharaoh
>All the emotional distancing.

Oh my, this should be a good. Do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974413
Even if you beat her she won't be outright submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974410
>Wants to kill monsters
Lolno, I want to kill home invaders, I'm not going to go on some sort of Serbian rampage trying to remove the MG Kebab from the land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974411

Well, if you start next Wednesday, you can fill in for one of the Minotaurus wranglers. He had to leave.

You won't have to pay for the red uniform you'll be wearing though.

You're a fast runner right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974414
Anon, please...
Get down and let's talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974401

Make her a plate of liver and onions with rice like grandma used to make. See if it provokes a Pavlovian response.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you see what you did, Moot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974424
Clearly not.
Go back to talking about how much you want to shoot people in the face. I'd rather talk about something that isn't retarded.
Non-autistic /k/ommando fa/tg/uys, what do you think of manticores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974403
>Domesticated P'Orcs
Oh sure, just take all the fun out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974425
>Wednesday
>Middle of the week
>Minotaur wrangling
>Red uniform
Hmm. I mean, I've dealt with bulls but
Is there another date I can start on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974421
That's kind of what it says in their profile.

Beat a Dragon in battle, she'll consider you a "Superior, Male Dragon" and become submissive to your desires. The obvious continuation being to then tell her that your desire is to be as equals with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974432
>Calls someone autistic
>Asks about Manticores

Ok, you overplayed your hand on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

when is breeding season going to be good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974432
>Enough shitposting! Have some shitpost bait what would tie easily into the current shitposting topic!
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974432
They're a great bad guy, and fun to write sadistically. People should really take advantage of that more. The spines pointing backwards is beyond retarded though. Shame that choice was made artistically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974436
I like it when it's equal and they're just lovey dovey with eachother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974432
I like manticores and all, but I vastly prefer Desert girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974440
When you can actually outrun those werewolves long enough to provide a challenge. Go to the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by telling me stories about your favorite monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Christ, both sides of this argument are just as autistic and pointless as the other.

Let's talk about something that isn't stupid, would you a Hell Knight girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974436
>spoiler

You're funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974445
>Persian
>Not a desert girl

1.21 Niggawutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974447
>>12974448
BaraMarimind

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974445
Agreed. Sandworms are olev.

>>12974443
Them pointing forward would make using the tailpussy... interesting, though.
>>12974448
Nah, I'd say the /k/ommandoes are worse if only because they're part of a group that's been shitting up the thread for weeks now.

But that's their only 'advantage' over the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974447
>>12974448
I'm not the only one seeing something wrong here am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974454
>>12974447
That was definitely not the image I posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974444
Mah nigga.

>>12974450
And I'll be her "Male Lizard", what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974456
Fuck off.

You're side is just as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974401
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974461
>>12974460
The right one shows up on mouseover, it's just the thumbnails swapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974461
Shhh
Shhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974451
Okay, I'll specify. Egyptian girls.
Until I see a dark-skinned Manticore, she won't be a real desert girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974463
>You're

God damnit, it always happens what I don't double check.

I'm gonna play some vidya and wait until you morons stop fighting over dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974435
Let's see...

Ah! We need someone to take on Scarecrow duty for the crops.

You'll be waving your arms and trying to frighten away the feral Harpies that try to steal and eat the crops.

You'll be standing out in the open, in the middle of a field, alone. With only thuggish Crow Harpies to keep you company. If you can't shoo them off, it's good employee practice to offer them your body if they leave the crops alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974467
But we've made two delicious brown Manticore's

[Anonymous No.]

This whole thing is due to kumiho anon. He's the only guy who likes them and is mad no one else does. How one man can cause such devastation, is quite impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974462
>>12974444
These boys know what a true relationship is. One built on trust, cuddles, and sex under the covers with the lights out in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with cuddling and hand holding afterwords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974456
Considering they're supposed to throw the spines, them folding into the bulb or just being too short to prick would be just fine. They can't chuck them worth shit pointing backwards anyway. While forward, they could be thrown like a rock out of a sling with a fast whip of the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974470
P-Pics or it didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974469
I see
So, Wednesday, was it? Minotaur wrangling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974477

They're just recolors of the .less manticores in evening gowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974357
>Uses a picture from that doujin game where she fucks basically everything, even the farm animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974462
My point is that dragons go sub.

You can't be a lizard, you're human. Unless you want to be the monsterboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974473
That's not how you spoiler, lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974479
The other one is Leona tied up recoloured
Improved

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974483
I wasn't intending to spoiler anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974420
< - - - - - - - - -- - >

>Anna groaned as she leaned back onto her scales, smiling in triumph.

>It took her two years to do but she finally did it. She has carved out a perfect, virtual kingdom for her precious anon.

>Ever since he showed her that game, Land of Lords, she knew what she had to do.

>He had sounded so interested in it, so excited to show it to her that she knew he must really have enjoyed it. As such, she had set her plan into motion.

>A man as perfect as her anon deserved a kingdom to rule over and, seeing as monster girl city forbids the formation of secondary governments within its borders, she elected to do it online.

>She read all the forums, crunched all the numbers and hunted for the best gear, creating a perfect avatar that could take on another creature and win.

>She had created alliances with all the guilds on the server, holding each of their leaders within her pocket and tying them to her beck and call.

>She had even cornered the market on goods, teaming up with an entrepreneurial tanuki to control the flow of items in the auction houses.

>It had not been easy, patches had forced her to rebuild her character more than once and every now and then a guild would try to rebel against her, Not that it mattered with the sheer amount of players under her control.

>It had also taken a personal cost for her as well. A steady diet of holstaurus pizza from a chain controlled by a dear friend of hers had destroyed her figure, turning her into an overinflated joke of her former self.

>She grimaced a bit as she gave her meaty belly a poke, feeling it jiggle FAR more than she ever remembered or wanted.

>Not to mention that her breasts blocked a good third of her field of vision.

>She had also been forced to be a lot more...forceful....with anon than she liked. Getting him hooked on her venom so he would buy that new computer for her, allowing more efficient tracking mods and secondary programs to run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974481
Personally it's however you want them to be.
KC's canon isn't ironclad rules that affect all MGs in every setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974485
Now you're just pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974481
>dragons go sub
I shudder at the thought and will never write such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974401
i would. she hasnt eaten my liver yet so i feel i can trust her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974481
If you're strong enough, they submit to your desire.

And if that desire is simply to be together as equals, I see no reason why she would deny you that.

>>12974473
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974491
It's called a joke anon, just because you don't understand it doesn't make it retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974486
Oh boy this is getting better by the moment.

Suffering Quotient increasing exponentially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974492
What's your writefag name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974494
>If you're strong enough
I don't really see a problem with sub dragons so long as that clause is there. You want a dragon as your bottom you've gotta earn that crap. It's not an issue until you get many Anons saying "yeah, I could do that."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974478
That or we're also looking for P'Orc wrasslers.

You'll be breaking in the rebellious P'Orcs who need to be tamed by wrestling them in mud.

Others may come to watch, but this is strictly professional supervision, this includes any cheering and betting that goes on. It's all part of the job, perfectly normal.

Or you could just be one of the Holstaurus caretakers, milking them and relieving any pent up sexual stress they might have. But that might be after you've worked around the farm for a bit. As you can imagine, there's not many openings for the cushier jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974486
>She did it all for you
I'm not gonna like this...
But continue anyway...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974502
Since when were you under the impression I am one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974472
Nope, I like them too.

And at least one story was written about one. Stop trying to dodge blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974509
>I shudder at the thought and will never write such a thing

Gee I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974504
Indeed anon.

The only ones I can see doing it, are true-blue Dragoons, who've trained their entire lives for the express purpose of acquiring a loving Dragonfu.
I reeeeeally should get started on that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974486
>Girl decides to give a guy something
>Doesn't even bother to care what he thinks about the cost or the gift

Brought it completely on herself. She doesn't understand that a relationship is a partnership. You know the scariest thing though? I bet an obese lamia looks like a big sperm cell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974505
Eh, I don't mind. Someone's got to take 'em. a job's a job
I guess I'll bite the bullet and wrestle some P'Orcs.
Just make sure the hose is ready afterwards. I hate mud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974514
Circumstantial evidence. You can't just take what I've said an extrapolate it into anything. Why would you even care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974515
Cmon and do it faggot.
I want to read it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974518
>spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974502
Different guy, but I myself am a writefag and would never write a submissive Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody say Brown Manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

Bored. Give me something to write a greentext about.

>>12974537
that is not submissive dragon. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974486
>Chubby Apophis weight gain

Fucking whyboner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974542
Anon
Anon, what you're doing right now
What you're doing right now is evolving my dick beyond erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974542
Well HELLO.

>>12974543
Yandere Sylph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974518
Kind of reminds me of that one story, a couple days ago.

>Merchant with a string of one-night stands.
>Suddenly falls hard for a Tanuki
>Declares he'll "Buy" her.
>Makes contract, leaves to acquire funds.
>Does not return or send word to her at all
>Returns after 7 years, finished.
>She got married. Thought he was dead.
>He's a ruined shell of a man.

I suspect we may yet see similar suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974542
Not to my knowledge, but you have my attention, good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974547
>Yandere sylph
Like the monster type or the MGQ character?

>>12974542
Well, nobody said it but it's sure appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974519
Don't worry. You'll be in good hands.

Our Dog Girl Security Force is loyal and vigilant. If you have any safety or security concerns bring it up with your nearest Dog Girl supervisor.

They are here to help, to make sure that the Farmhands work safely, dutifully and efficiently.

Any rumors about The Security Chief and her guards sexually harassing/molesting/taking farmhand viriginites and purity are false.

(Please report anyone spreading such rumors, slandering the security force or remaining silent about any slander is an offense and can effect your next'performance review'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974545
>Chubby
Anon I'm afraid you don't know the meaning of the word. That bitch is fat, like stomach apron fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974543
A man getting picked up in a bar by a CC monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974551
Monster type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974486
>it was all going to be worth it thought. Everything was under her control and she was now the unofficial queen of the server .

>All she had to do now was claim her king.

>"Anoooon!" she sang out, happily squeezing through the door. "I've got something to show you!"

>Oh how she wanted to see his smiling face when she showed him the kingdom that awaited! The loyal soldiers ready to guide him and protect him until he took her side.

>It made her sad that she had been so cold to him, he'd probably thought she was mad at him or something. He'd even stopped coming into her room, forcing her to grab the pizzas herself from an increasingly awestruck pizza boy.

>It was a good thing she'd set the bills to pay themselves directly from her bank accounts. anon was looking pretty rough last time she saw him, mentioning something about lacking a job when she was in the middle of gaining control of blacksmithing market.

>He did have her venom though, she'd let him milk her so he could sell it for extra cash. She'd been forced to bite him as well though, a protective measure incase any of the folks he sold to got frisky.

>As long as the venom was in anon's veins it would mark him as hers, at least, until she was able to finish her plan.

>"Anon?" She asked as she slid into the dusty, dark den. A hint of worry in her voice. "Are you here?"

>When had she last seen him? It hadn't been last week during the civil war.....I hadn't been last month when she united the five largest guilds.....It......

>She stopped in the kitchen, panic beating through her.

>She couldn't remember.... She couldn't remember the last time she saw her precious anon.

>She whipped through the house as quickly as her large body would let her, knocking over chairs and bumping into furniture as she went.

>Bathroom? No. Basement? No. Living room? NO!

>He wasn't anywhere she looked. Her heart beating in panic.

>Where was anon!? Was he safe? Surely there must be someth-

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974543
Lamia party of FFV mages.

Did you mean to respond to someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974552
I see
You're making this sound like something different than a farm. Is there something you may be hiding?
I mean, it doesn't concern me in the slightest, but I'd be nice to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974564
>Did you mean to respond to someone else?
Nope. I just meant I wouldn't do submissive dragon.
I'm a firm believer in 'sky terror and wings of death' style dragons.

>>12974560
I'll see what I can do.

>>12974557
any preference for species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974563
Let the suffering truly begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974567
Any species would be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974566
Not sure. Maybe you can bring it up with our Oni HR manager?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974572
I-
Nevermind. So Wednesday, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974567
I'm a fan of the "Very prideful and powerful" type of Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974567
You're doing god's work anon, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974580
Wednesday for Minotaurus duty then.

See you then! Welcome to the team!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974542
I still don't like them.

It's just that sadistic rape shit along with the venom crap, other than that I'm fine with a Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974585
Wha- but I thought that
Fine! See you then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974567
>>12974581
I'm a fan of the
>Fuck your rules, I'm a Dragon! Roar!
Kind of Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974591
>Young Dragon with Wurm, Ryu and Wyvern friends
>"Roar!"
>"No Sally! it's 'GAO!' not 'ROAR!'!"
>"I like swimming."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974595
>"I like swimming"
The Ryu is the dumb one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974584
>You can hear her calling to you even now.
>Anon.... Aaaanon.... Hey, anon, you know you can't hide from me, right?
>It's true. You are bound to her just as she is bound to you, the marks on her skin matching the marks on your oathstone.
>Her power is yours, the power to defend the world and all you stand for, but for that...
>you have some... duties.
>to her.
>To your Sylph.
>Begrudgingly you pull yourself out from underneath the table you're sitting and turn to her, her face smooshed against the window as she looks at you with longing eyes
>you know, spirits aren't supposed to be like... this.
>They are forces to be revered and vengeful gods to be appeased, not --
>not a woman lusting after you so much that it fills all your hours of the day with her endless come-ons, molestation, and outright assault.
>not a woman so jealous that she would force everyone else away from you via tricks of the air and screaming winds harassing your sisters till they left you be
>you give a resigned shrug as she pants and drools. "Come on, anon, let me iiin! Let's play again, please?"
>you decide to open the door. She'd just force it anyways.
>and then she is upon you, sliding through the air like a whisper of smoke but slamming into you like a hurricane
>"Hey, anon... are you ready? We're going to have a lot of fun together..."
>"Because I love you, anon."

Hopefully this will suffice to your needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974599
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974601
That shall do very nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974603
This is new. Where's Jabberwocky though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974563
>Anna crashed into the pile of letters surrounding their door, finally noticing them despite her numerous trips for pizza.

>"What the? Monster Girl City Rehabilitation Clinic? Why are there so many of these?"

>She flicked one of the many, MANY letters open, reading the contents.

>"Patient Anon E. Mous? Aphophis addiction? What the hell?" she screamed, her eyes scanning the document outlining his progress.

>She grabbed another letter, it read the same thing, his name, his progress, his treatment. Over and Over and Over.

>She noticed another group of letters as well, simple white ones with a stamp and familiar hand writing. His hand writing.

>She ripped the letter open, heart stopping at her boyfriends hand writing.

>"Dear Anna, how are you? They say you haven't called or written yet but I still want to see you. Please call me when you can."

>Her hands shook and she dropped the letter, ripping another one open, more of the same.

>She kept reading more and more letters, each one of them describing his life there, the treatments, and each one asking her to visit him.

>There was also something else she saw, something that froze her cool blood solid.

>Cassandra

>The name of her rival from high school, a pharaoh with whom she had fought tooth and nail with every day.

>The things they had done to each other had passed beyond mere pranks.

>To say that there had been, and still was, bad blood between the two was an understatement.

>And she was with anon.

>Quick as a flash, a heavy, puffing flash, Anna grabbed her keys and squeezed into her car, now much tighter than she remember.

>"It'll be fine," She thought as she raced into street, tip of her tail working the pedals. "If I can reach anon before her it will be fine."

> <-------->

>"And here is our guest now," Cassandra laughed as a heavy looking apophis burst through my door, her too small shirt little more than a bra as her belly tapered over her skirt

> It was Anna

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974611
At the dentist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974616
I want true love to prevail this day, not suffering. I want her to love his round Apophis and put that smug Pharaoh in her place. I want there to be healing and kindness, not suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974616
Poor girl...she wanted to make a nice gift, but wound up neglecting both him, and herself, in the process.

And now she finds out she's been NTR'd by her old rival. Well...bring on the true suffering.

I want there to be healing. So much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974620
>>12974621

The Pharoah has healed the man. He just needs to have the strength to finish what he started.

Imagine if fatpophis pulled this shit after they had kids or something. You don't want any part of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974620
>>12974621
Faggots
Healing a shit
Suffering is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974625
Pharaoh didn't heal out of love, she healed as a way to mock Fatpophis. Fatpophis really does love Anon though, even if she messed up.

I want Fatpophis to win, her hearts in the right place. If Anon can't see that, than he doesn't deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974630
Just because Pharoah is Fatpophis enemy doesn't make her a bad person. He could be happier with her. How do you know?

With the way whale snake gets so obsessed and distracted with her one-track mind, she's probably done horrible horrible things even if she herself doesn't realize it or take responsibility for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, I'm in a pinch! You there, human boy! Could you please help me return this ancestral katana to its rightful owners?

[Anonymous No.]

>Brother and his Apophis wife end up dying in a gang war between Apophises and Pharaohs
>Their orphaned daughter now lives with me and my Dragon waifu
>First she was against it, but after a while her maternal instincts kicked in and she started spoiling her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974635
Shove it.

I have no idea where I am or where my home is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974637
Do you teach her proper values, like how not all that glitters is gold but it's still as pretty?
>>12974639
>girl tries to hit on you
>cockblock yourself
Anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974633
Point is that Pharaoh used Anon as a way to get at Fatpophis. Her actions weren't done out of Anon's best interest, they just happened to coincide with them. Once she gets bored with him she'll ditch him and move onto greener pastures.

Fatpophis made a mistake, but she had Anon's interests in mind. She is motivated by Anon, and would gladly change actions in light of Anon's interests. She'll stick with Anon through thick and thin.

I don't care what anyone says, I'd gladly stick with a Fatpophis! She'd be nice to cuddle with that thick tail and she'd be purple. Also unlike 3dpd, she'd have a 2d personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974642
I got an alp that needs emotional support anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974644
>an alp that needs emotional support
No such thing, she's manipulating you to become her cuddlepump. Guess what? She's got bullypumps too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974635
Only if you can find a sheath for my sword. Yours should suffice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974644
Is it King Grump Alp? Cause that guy really needs emotional backing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974643
She's clearly as unhappy with her body as anyone. It's her own fault.

I'd hear her out, and after hearing her side, I'd try and help her get back into shape, thanking her for all the effort she put in, but that I'd rather just spend time with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974642
>girl tries to send you on a fetch quest
>Go figure out what's up with your MC amnesia instead
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974647
>King Grump Alp
The hell is that? Some kind of boss?
>>12974649
>not discovering both plots are intertwined
Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974642
I do my best to raise her, even though she's very curious and bugs me whenever I engage in my hobbies.
She's even going on about some kid named Jimmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974645
>bullypumps

What?

>>12974647
What do you mean by emotional backing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974635
Only if you take the lead, I'll follow you anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974616
>"Anon!" She called, surging forward only to be stopped by Cassandra

>"Don't come any further snake!" the chocolate skinned woman hissed, her eyes glowing slightly "I will not have you re-hook our patient back on you venom just after we got him off of it."

>Anna halted, eyes narrowing as she glared at the Pharaoh "I'm not here to listen to you bitch, I'm here for anon."

>Cassandra laughed, a cruel light in her eyes "NOW your here for anon? After ignoring him for countless months. Not even bothering to call or write?"

>Anna flinched at Cassandra's words, uncertainty flashing across her face.

>"I-I was busy, that was all." Anna replied in desperation, giving me a pleading look. "I was working on something for anon."

>"And that required you to ignore him?" she shot back, the glow strengthening. "I see that your head is as thick as your belly you scaled sl-"

>"ENOUGH!" I shouted, cowing them both into silence. "I have some things to say."

>I took in a deep breath and looked at the two of them, Cassandra looking prim and proper in her suit, a lithe figure fit for a model, and Anna, a stretched T-shirt and too small skirt covering her gelatinous frame.

>"A-anna," I said, looking into her golden eyes "I've wanted to talk to you for so long, before now I felt that we could have weathered anything but.....you've ignored me for six months."

>I took a gulp of breath as my emotions raged, tears beginning to appear at the edges of her eyes. "I wrote everyday, I waited for you to call but you never did. Even before I came here you seemed to stop caring, just playing that damned game."

>"N-no anon...I never stopped caring!" Anna cried, the tears flowing freely now. "I just..."

>"What?" I asked, struggling to keep the tears back as I shouted "You just pumped me full of venom and ignored me for weeks..."

>Anna fell quiet at that, a look of dismay on her face as Cassandra smiled a small, hungry smile.

>I took in a gulp of air, steeling myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974656
Here it comes...moment of truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974653
>What?
They're bitches she keeps around to bully her whenever she feels the need for it. You're too nice to do it, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974651
King Grump Alp is an alp that showed his face earlier in the thread, and was extremely against hugs. His behavior was identical to that of a stage one Alp, so we referred to him as such. upset him even more, and he became rather angry, so we started referring to him as King Grump Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974643
You ever hear "Good things done for a bad reason don't negate the good done." And how do you know she doesn't love him? How many greentexts are about some girl being an enemy or a tsundere and falling in love over time? She could have started out one way and all the months together let him win her heart.

Even if she hates the Fatpophis with all her heart, she could just be motivated to save a man from enslavement from someone she knows from the bottom of her soul is a bad person.

>>12974656
Nevermind, he made her blatantly evil. Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974660
But, I mean.

alright then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974663
>Blatantly Evil
I disagree.

She might be reveling in her old rival's suffering, but she did still help him kick a rather bad habit. Genuine desire to help or not, help is what she did. And I can only imagine that she does this for many others at the clinic, regardless of whether she's a personal vendetta to advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974662
Sounds like a hard case.
>>12974665
Ara, you were surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974662
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974570
>>12974557
Speaking of dragons...
>you sit alone, drinking away your most recent paycheck
>you find yourself somewhat surprised when someone settles down heavily in the stool next to you, scaled arms clicking on the countertop
>"Drinking alone on a friday night, are we? Well, we'll have to fix that."
>A blackscale dragon
>and an old one.
>panic.jpg
>she makes a bitter half smile at your obvious terror. "Hey, I'm not going to eat you."
>and suddenly she's against your shoulder, heated breath tickling your ear.
>"Unless you're into that, hey?"
>and with dizzying swiftness she's talking to the bartender ordering drinks for her... and you.
>"So, introduce yourself."
>She leans back, resplendent in her magnificence and somehow she seems to have taken the edge off
>you stumble over your introductions, but she seems to take in the important bits, laughing and occasionally making colorful jokes that make you blush.
>Over time her tail finds its way around your waist, gently teasing at your butt and thighs and making you quiver.
>Her teasing grows in intensity with a suggestive joke here, a lean emphasizing her breasts there...
>eventually the hardness in your pants grows too much to bear and you apologize as you stumble off your chair and out of the bar
>only to realize that you're too drunk to properly make it home.
>and that's when you feel that breath on your neck again as a tail wraps around one of your legs and a wing shields you from the wind
>"Hey, kid..."
>"want to come over and... count gold?"


This satisfy Y/N?

More prompts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974670
Your anger makes me giggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974671
Keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974668
>you were surprised?

Well I mean, I just thought that she, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974670
>>12974668
Speak of the devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974663
>>12974667
Point is that Anon was helped because of said vendetta. That might be nice now, but 2 years from now when Anon's worn off his "Fatpophis's boyfriend" status and Pharaoh gets bored? She'll ditch him. She helped him out of spite, and once that vendetta against Fatpophis is settled, she has little reason to remain with Anon.

Besides, why would she want a human boy that's so easily NTRed? She can do better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974671
I'm already been seduced, she's definitely taking me home tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1297466\7
If she really loves the guy, she wouldn't be doing some skeletor hand-wringing routine. That's all I said. And the point you make is literally the first sentence of that post. She helped him out regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974680
>>12974683
Both fair points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974678
>you know
No, I don't. Do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974671
>Over time her tail finds its way around your waist, gently teasing at your butt and thighs and making you quiver
>...
>And that's when you feel that breath on your neck again as a tail wraps around one of your legs and a wing shields you from the wind
I am putty in her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974689
That she was, you know, fond of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974680
>Easily NTR'd
>Girlfriend cut off all contact for more half a year
>Have no idea how long they were even dating before that

I don't know about you dude, but if my girlfriend screens my calls for a even a month, I know it's over.

And why wouldn't pharoah want to keep the guy even as a trophy? Most women like having a man around until or unless they find a better deal.

>Dat sexual exultation of fucking the guy she took from her worst enemy every day
>Hearing him say he loves her
>Bearing his children
>Being happy and working every day to give him a better life than the snake ever could

Now that's revenge. But no, had to go the saturday morning villian route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974696
You saying she isn't fond of her one and only cuddlepump?
Don't be silly. You're always there for her, the best friend an Alp could hope for!
It's just that... she has NEEDS. Now if only you could find it in your heart to be harsh with her, to bully her harder than anyone, and then to comfort her harder than anyone... why, then you'd be positively husband-tier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974700
but anon the Saturday morning cartoon route makes it that much easier to eat my cereal while I read the story.

[Anonymous No.]

I like suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974702
>Reminding of Monster Whacky Races
>Dick Dastardly and his anubis, Smutly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974656
>"I'm leaving." I said, the words hanging heavy in the air. "I need some time to think but....after what happened I don't think we can stay together."

>"No," Anna whispered, a small, hiccuping sob wracking her "b-but anon, I - worked so hard to-"

>"You heard him." Cassandra interrupted, giving Anna a cold glare. "He wishes for some time to think things over, if you really care for him then I would recommend that you leave."

>"SHUT UP!" Anna screamed, hysterical with her fangs bared "YOU DID THIS TO HIM! YOU BRAIN WASHED HIM AN-"

>"ANNA!" I shouted, quieting her. "Just...go....please..."

>The portly apophis's face went through a variety of emotions.

>Anger.

>Despair.

>Horror

>But she eventually relented, slumping back onto herself.

>She looked so tired....so sad....

>She gave me a last, pleading look before linking from the room.

>It hurt to watch her go, although whether it hurt because of what we had been or what I had just done I couldn't tell.

>"I know it's tough anon," Cassandra comforted, "but it's the right decision."

>She picked up a clipboard and scanned it quickly, checking a few boxes.

>"You have a week left here, after that we can mark you as clean and let you go." She gave me a warm smile at odds with her previous cold one. "Just let me know when you have an answer."

>My last week in the clinic was hellish compared to my previous months, my mind working in overdrive as I thought and thought an thought.

>The letters from Anna didn't help, they were messy, pleading things. Begging me to come back to her, their erratic writings promising to never ignore me again.

>But....I had been burned before, could I really trust her again? We'd had a good three years together before I showed her the game but was that really a reason to forgive her?

>And Cassandra, she'd helped me through the addiction, comforting me when the shakes and fever hit me. Talking with me to take my mind off the desire for another hit of venom. (More)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974707
I remember this. Good. This is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974701
I don't know anymore.

She probably has a better time with the bullies, I guess I'm not good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972887
Yeah, staff/playtesters were questioning why not digital as well. Jeremiah's excuse for that was not knowing/wanting to hire a programmer and insisting that physical card game = "easier". His excuses for not signing contracts or anything ranged from that we were all friends/we didn't even have a physical game yet/we'll deal with it later which was fishy because he never made any effort to deal with contracts and we later learned all of it was tax evasion because Jeremiah's not a US citizen. Contracts are important, kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12972554
would you mind if someone else put it in his pastebin, of course with the respective credits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974714
I practically handed you the key to her heart on a silver platter and you just wanted to leave her to have a relationship without affection?
Villainy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974707
God damn it I was just thinking about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974710
Damn. This suffering. Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974717
I'm just not the bully type.

I'll try and get her a better friend that can do both, it's the least I could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974724
She'll end up a crackwhore because of you. Why are you so evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974729
I guess I'm just a shitty person that doesn't deserve good things.

If I can't take care of an alps basic needs, I shouldn't have her at all.
I hate the rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974738
I'm done. You deserve your misery. And I'm taking the Alp with me.
We can do the tail-cuddle together

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974740
Alright then anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974743
She'll say your name in her sleep. But I can forgive that. If only you could forgive yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974744
I should stop.

I sound pathetic, obsessing over some stupid alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974748
She sounds pretty pathetic too, obsessing over some stupid anon.
Oh well. It can't be helped, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974752
Yep, can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974756
This was the part where you were supposed to kowtow before her, begging forgiveness, and she would pull you up and kowtow instead because it's more fitting for an Alp to grovel at a man's feet than vice versa.
You really aren't ready for the responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974759
It's fine.

I don't have the energy for it, I'm just so tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974710
>But we'd only known each other for six months, did she really care about me that way or was this just part of her job?

>It was a long week but at the end I had my answer.

> < - - - - - - - >

>"Cassandra" I said, walking with the Pharoah one final time down the clinic hallways. "I've decided."

>"And what have you decided?" she asked, her face looking strangely cold.

>"I've decided that Anna and I....aren't meant to be."

>Her pen skipped across the clip board as I said that, one eyebrow raising.

>"She did this to me, poisoned me and when I needed her most she wasn't there for me...." My words caught in my throat, my heart hurting as I buried the last of my feelings for the snake.

>"But you....you pulled me, a complete stranger, out of the mall and into this clinic. Working with me and helping me, comforting me when things were bad."

>We stood before the clinic door, the threshold to a new life. "You were there for me when I needed you most Cassandra, Anna wasn't."

>She was quiet, her face as impassible as stone as she watched me.

>"Cassandra....do you want to maybe meet up with me sometime outside of the clinic?"

>She blinked rapidly for a couple seconds before her face broke into a large, warm smile.

>"I'd love to anon." she answered, giving me a hug. "I'd love to."

> <- - - - - -- - - >

>"Anon?" Cassandra called from the bedroom, fixing her black gown on her. "Are you ready? I want to speak with the mayor about a few things before the dinner begins."

>"Sure, just let me fix this stupid....tie...." I shouted back, fighting with the piece of cloth.

>It had been seven years since we started dating and two since we married. My romance with Cassandra seeming more fit for a story book than reality.

>She, a powerful monster girl with connections to the highest people in the city had dated and married me, a wretch she found in a store.

>"Honestly, you never learn do you?" She mused, stepping in to the room and fixing my tie (More)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974761
Then sleep well... in the grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974762
Oh here we go.

Soon poor anon will be abandoned again and he'll be all alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974762
>Seven Years Later
Dayum.

What new route of suffering will we go down now?
Return of pretty grapesnake?
Cheating spouses?
Ded Snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974764
That's what I'm hoping for anon.

Maybe then I'll get a good night sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974769
An Alpinator is making threats at you, you damn fool!
At least pretend you don't want to die by her hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974766
Grapesnake fulfils her prime directive and murders bombshell loving Pharoah waifu

>DOn't YoU SEE AnON?
>YOU'rE fReE NOW!
>NOw YOU CaN COmE BACk TO ME!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974765
>Seven Years, married for two.
I doubt she's just going to drop him after that.

Either he runs into the Grapesnake, trimmed down again, and married herself, and they wind up having an affair, ruining all their relationships.
Or, ded and/or broken druggy snake that really stabs at the suffering, haunting him for the rest of his days.

Either way, I don't think this is going to have a very happy ending...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974764
Is a red alp three times gayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974681
>>12974677
>you're not really in any position to refuse nor do you have any real desire to.
>making doubly sure that your car is locked and making a mental note to come back for it tomorrow you hurry along with the dragon, one scaled hand gently pressing against your lower back and teasing your skin with the tips of her claws
>you're glad you're looking away from her so she can't see your blush
>She bundles you into her sleek black sports car and buckles you in
>you wave her off. you're not a kid and you can buckle your own seatbelt
>as you struggle to buckle your own seatbelt, that is
>god damn you feel like an idiot
>she gently pushes your hands aside and does it for you, smiling gently but pityingly.
>she stuffs herself into the car and settles her tail in your lap, seemingly distracted by driving but it teases your crotch the entire drive home
>The ride is longer than you would expect for such a short drive -- maybe ten minutes, tops? >the streets are empty and you try to keep your eyes forward and off her as she occasionally makes a lewd noise while she rounds corners to hide her own sounds, tail rubbing gently but persistently against the bulge in your jeans and already you feel close
>and then you are there and she's off of you, her teasing presence no more as she fold back into her regular self
>she helps you out of the car which you accept without complaint for suddenly your knees are weak
>and into the house you go, steadying yourself on her and pretending to ignore the way she leans into your grip on her, one hand supporting your lower back and crawling ever lower
>you gasp when she digs in, claws leaving red marks across your skin as she unlocks the door.
>"Forgive me, I seem to find myself quite taken with you" she whispers in your ear as she leads you through the door into her home
>"And I think I may find myself doing something quite unseemly to my cute guest"
>you whimper, and she giggles
This is pleasing Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974777

But that's not Alp. That's Genuine Vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974772
I'm too tired to care anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974782
You mean Uno Vagina, the Red Alplet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974779
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974784
>Bang-bang-bang
>"Three shots, onii-chan!"
>and so the Alp snu-snu'd the tired anon into an early grave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974779
P.good so far

[Anonymous No.]

Man thats some melon , am I right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974790
I don't like melon. Not enough flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974790
>Three melons.jpg
How close are we to dying, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974790
That appears to be a can of some kind ma'am, there is a tab on the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974795
4 threads away and then we're ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974796
That just proves it was intelligently designed, checkmate atheist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974792
>Not eating it at the peak of ripeness
>Not adding a little salt

You have only yourself to blame.

>>12974795
I just want it to last long enough for the Pharaoh/Fatpophis story to finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974790
But that's a beach ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974804
There is a beachball?
I dont see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974799
We might just make it to 3000 posts as long as it's slow. Haven't done that since last Friday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974807
Okay, follow me on this.
It's too round. It's got an unusual firm thing on top. And it's obviously fake, since it's too perfect.
Can you see the beach ball now?

[Anonymous No.]

We're still gonna go to space one day, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974816
I see three potential beach balls, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974817
If someday, I am able to traverse the stars in a cozy spaceship which I constructed together with my Anubis Waifu, I will consider my life a success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12973585
The most important question is, who is critical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974820
Okay, good.
The beach ball the largest one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974762

>She wrapped the cloth around a couple times and pulled it down, a perfect not.

>"You're lucky your so handsome husband." she laughed before giving me a light kiss on the cheek. "Otherwise I'd make you do it yourself."

>"Then I'm lucky to have a wife like you," I replied, returning her kiss. "Although you do know how much I hate these events."

>"You'll get used to them anon." she replied with a wink. "Besides, I have a reward for you afterwards."

>My heart skipped a beat at the mention of her reward. Cheeks reddening at the thought of what she had planned.

>"I guess I'll just be on my best behavior then."

>and with that we were out the door, off to hobnob with the big rollers and players of the city.

>I didn't much enjoy the politics of the powerful but as long as my wife was there I didn't mind. Especially with a kid on the way.

>Sometimes though...I wonder what would have happened if I had gone back to Anna. If I gave her a second chance.

>I've looked for Anna a couple times but failed to find hide or hair of the aphophis.

>I've even asked Cassandra for help, stating that I wish to have a reconciliation with my former friend.

>Cassandra helped at first, saying that she'd support her husband in whatever he wishes but one day she said I should stop.

>"It's best if you forget her Anon." she said in a tone that seemed...sorrowful? Regretful? "Because that is one rock you should not look under."

>That was where I ended my search, life and love distracting me with their endless events.

> < - - - - - - - >

>The server was barren now, the game long gone and its players missing.

>An empty kingdom of data and dust that was once ruled by a lonely queen who tried to hard to get something that was so close.

(Pharaoh end.)


Apophis end on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974825
What did it do to the largest one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974823
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974823
That's a good question. His youtube name is penguin something isn't it? So something related to that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974821
Would this ship be a piece of junk bought for peanuts but pmöy held together by the will of your engineer and maybe some gum, a state-of-the-art warship stolen from the academy, or a Spaceworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974837
Penguin girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974829
>Just doing different endings

Well...that seems a tad of a cop-out.
>Apophis confirmed for ded in Pharaoh End
Saddening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974832
It BECAME the largest one.
Now purge it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974839
>pmöy
How does "only" turn into that but no other words are mistyped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974779
>You walk along with her in the sea of gold that is her hoard
>eventually she finds the spot she's looking for, or gets tired of walking -- either or, really
>she gently pushes you onto your knees and pulls your shirt off as you lay there
>you try to move to help her but she guides your hands away while she strips you
>your jeans surrender next and when she rips your boxers in half you suddenly feel very exposed before her
>she is cold and intimidating from on high, but her smile and -- appreciative stare at certain bits of your anatomy -- puts you at ease
>and then she begins to strip, and none of you is at ease anymore
>down comes the strapless black dress, and you marvel at the fact that it stayed on and that it could somehow contain her breasts while maintaining that tightness
>her breasts are full and they bounce free from their containment while she winks at you, noticing your gaze
>"Just a moment anon, you'll get your turn. Patience is a virtue."
>she's taking her time now, tail flicking back and forth and scattering gold, occasionally tapping your limbs back into place when you try to move
>she's showing off for you, enjoying her power over you while she shimmies out of the tight black dress, sliding over smooth thighs onto scaled legs and clawed feet
>and soon she stands before you, naked but for a tiny black silk thong while she stands there, proud and haughty.
>"My my, are you really so hard for little old me?" she says, stepping towards you hips swaying dangerously, claws brushing aside soft metal
>you try to clamber away but she moves with you and crawling backwards uphill without turning onto your belly is nigh impossible


Cont.

Am I doing this only for me and this one other guy? Just wondering. If I'm taking up space i'll stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974843
Cannon ending was gonna be Anna anyway but I felt I should give another ending for those who wanted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974842
What about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974839
First off.
>Your Engineer
Me and mai waifu ARE the Engineers. It's our dream.

The ship itself is the combination of years of effort. Saving up, buying the parts, keeping everything up to date, even making advancements of our own in the process of it's development. Until finally, we set out together, in a one-of-a-kind craft of our own design and make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974852
>"Wak wak wak, wak wak wak wak. Wak wak, wak wak wak wak WAK!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974851
>Apophis End is Canon
Well, okay then. Write on then, I'm eagerly awaiting the True End.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974853
Good for you. I'm going on the Spaceworm though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974851
>Cannon ending was gonna be Anna anyway

>ican'tselfinsterttothis.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974850
nah i like this too so keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974850
I'm reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974854
I laughed. But seriously penguin girl for critical or is there a more fitting mascot for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974850
>All Dem Curves
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974850
if you stop this story before its glorious draconic climax I will find you and stare at you reproachfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974867
Not really.
Just like Charon is most fitting for Diabetus for his chain punning in the Metroid Prime playthrough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974877
Okay, so critical says some off the wall shit in his vids how about mad hatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974888
Naw, that'd be be better for that one douche who never stops talking really quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974891
Well I'm stumped. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974894
Penguin fits best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974829
>"Are you sure you want to do this anon?" Cassandra asked as I signed the sheet. "I don't want you to leave us just to head back into the exact same situation."

>"Don't worry Cassandra," I said, giving her a small smile. "It may not even work but...I don't want things to end like this between us."

>The Pharaoh gave a small smile and sigh, shaking her head sadly.

>"If that's what you want to do, I can't stop you." she said, taking he paper and sliding it under the desk. "Good luck anon."


>I gave her another smile and stepped out the door and out of the clinic.

>< - - - - - - - - >

>All my courage fled as I stepped from the cab, the house Anna and I had shared looming before me.

>What if she bit me? I wondered.

>What if she chains me in the basement or something?

>Adrenaline was pumping but I forced myself forward, step by step as I made my way to the door.

>Heart thumping I pressed the door bell.

>There was no going back.

>At first I feared nothing would happen, that she had left or was asleep. But then I heard it, the slow thumps of her slithering down the stairs.

>The lock rattled and the door opened, revealing a very disheveled looking Anna.

>Her long black hair was clumped and messy, as if it hadn't been combed in days, and her face was a blotchy purple. Her eyes looked even redder than normal, still wet looking from crying.

>She was wearing another too small shirt, her breasts pushed up against each other and forming an impressive valley of cleavage, although it still left her great belly bare.

>"Hi Anna, I though we sh-"

>"ANON!" she cried, wrapping me up in a squishy, scaly hug.

>It was the first hug she had given me in half a year but it was tight, her arms pulling me into her softness and tail binding me to her as she rocked me.

>It was just as warm as remembered it being.

>"Y-you came back to me!" She wept, smiling and laughing hysterically as she fell on her back, acting as a cushion for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974896
Penguin girl it is then. Wak.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974829
>tfw remembering going to events like that
>tfw my parents went to some special dinner with the mayor last month
>and I'm five hundred miles away and struggling to earn my own way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974850
>"Are you really so horny for an old woman like me? Shouldn't you concern yourself with someone..."
>she drops to her knees, straddling you
>you can feel something wet drip onto your stomach as she places her face not an inch from yours as you freeze your prey instinct telling you that maybe if you don't move she won't eat you
>"Younger?" she breathes onto you, hot breath all over your face, making you blink as she stares into you, hungry glint in her eyes
>"n-no" you squeak out, arms scrabbling for purchase
>"Gooood." She practically oozes, voice dripping with satisfaction (much like herself) before grabbing your misguided hands and bringing them to her heavy breasts
>"Now, I promised you your turn, anon... Make yourself at home."
>you start, slowly at first as if burdened by irons but the encouraging noises she makes embolden you
>soon you're straight up kneading at her breasts, palms grinding into her nipples as she straight up moans, tongue slipping out of her mouth, long and pointed
>and then she drops onto your chest and screams, reverberating through the empty space in her hoard, and you can feel wetness coating your lower stomach and crotch and you go from beyond hard to diamonds
>holy fuck, did she just come from breastplay alone? fuckin monsters, man
>she's panting, out of breath but smiles. "I'm sorry. The woman shouldn't come before the man."
>"You're good, kid. Don't know who you learned that from, but I'm a bit jealous."
>she leans on your chest and sighs, then reaches down, lifting her butt and wiggling her hips to slide down the thong wrapped tightly around her most precious treasure, connected to the thong by a gusset string
>it drops wetly to the treasure and she giggles, looking into your eyes from her raised, haughty position
>"are you ready for this old woman, anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974897
There's more, right?

>>12974902
Anubis in a maid outfit, pls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974902
Penguin girl playing video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974905
Yes, one, two more parts at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974902
People will probably give you shit about Cheshire but more adorable Trisha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974907
>Two more
I shall continue to sit and wait eagerly then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974902
Jake from VENGEANCE about to give danon his "change"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974904
>Soaked through thong
I am not one for older women.

Dragons make me break all rules of my sexuality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974902
brown manticore with auburn fur and white fur tufts, blue eyes and pasties on her nipples; dickthrone if you please

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974902
Aren't you banned from 4chan due to your location?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974904

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974902
anubis spitroasting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974919
Looks like you forgot something there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974917
Murmaider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974918
You can get around that with a pass or a good vpn that hasn't been abused by faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974902
A genki Dragon, princess carrying a dirty peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974904
yes. so much yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974924
Murdermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974930
That's kikimora, and she's only dangerous if you're a Roomba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974902
I'd like to second what the Alp said.
>>12974928

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974924
Okay, you know what?
Someone needs to draw Mero in a Heavy Metal style costume. Facepaint, black leather, spikes, the works.
I don't know why I want this, but maybe it's because people keep calling her fucking MURMAIDER.
I bet she was in a band called Murmaider when she was younger.
Yes I know it's a dethklok song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974911
Yes. We don't have near enough Jabberwock art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974932
Unless you're Suumba.
>>12974933
>the Alp
I could be one of my many fans for all you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974926
I see.
So why's he here instead of mucking around the IRC with the other unwanted folk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974936
>I could be one of my
Uhuh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974936
>Unless you're Suumba.
>Trying to murder Suu
This is why the maids get raped. I'm beginning to think she likes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974939
Sometimes he draws inspiration from our ideas and draws them out. Other times he asks but doesn't find his muse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974941
Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974944
He tends not to even do 90% of the requests unless they have Manticores or Cheshires in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974947
Not true. He's tempted by and likes them the most, but that's his tastes. He still draws plenty of other stuff, even among the requests.

Like that Napoleon crossing the Alps, Vengeance Version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974915
>>12974929
Gotta take a quick break.
It will be finished tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974897
>"A-Anna!" I managed, gasping for air as I freed myself from her titanic breasts. "C-calm down."

>Reluctantly the over-sized purple snake released me, unwrapping slowly from me until we were back where we started.

>She was jumpy, although whether it was from excitement or nervousness I couldn't tell.

>"S-so anon, w-what brings you back." she asked, stuttering slightly and trying to cover herself as much as she could.

>"I came back Anna because I still have some things that need to be said."

>Her nervous smile faltered as I took in a deep breath, steady my nerves.

>"Anna, we've been dating for years now and I thought we were close but....well...you've really shaken my trust in you this past half year."

>She remained quiet, mouth tight as she let me speak.

>"I've had feelings for you for a long time but now...now I don't know..."

>"Anon.." she whispered, hands tightening into fists and shoulders shaking slightly.

>"But...despite the bad times, we've had good times and because of those good times I want to give this one last shot." my voice trembled as I spoke, emotion barely kept in check.

>"It's not going to be easy," I continued, "if you want to try again then you are starting at ground zero."

>"Y-your giving me another shot?" Anna asked, tears at the edge of her eyes. "Even after all I did to you?"

>I nodded.

>For better or worse, I still had feelings for Anna.

>The overgrown apophis cried tears of joy and wrapped me up in another hug, weepy cries of "yes, yes!" echoing as she hugged me.

>I don't know how long we stood there in each others arms, basking in each others presence and I didn't care.

>It felt right.

>"A-anon," Anna finally said, breaking the hug and looking at me with a shaky smile, "I promise I won't let you down."

>Her hands slid down to mine and she turned towards the door.

>"Hey anon," she said, slowly pulling me along as she slithered. "Come up to my room, I have something to show you." (more)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974947
What can I say? The man likes Manticores and Chesires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974947
Come on. Even recently he did this awesome piece of awesome.

Colorfags when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974949
>Napoleon crossing the Alps, Vengeance Version.
>The Alps were not alps
Golden opportunity missed right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974949
I'll have a better opinion of him when he does a Mantis girl cutely eating an apple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974952
Full Healing Ahead?

>Still wanting to show him the game?
Not a great sign...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974902
Lamia mage girls.
Ara Apophis black mage. Or Wurm, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974971
>Lamia Red mage
>Apophis Black mage
>Shirohebi White mage
>Echidna Summoner
>Medusa Blue mage
>Ryu Mimic
>Wurm Time mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974978
Y-yes.
We know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974978
>Wurm Time mage
>Basically just plays Red Light/Green Light with real magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974978
>Wurm Time mage
Is this a wurmhole joke?

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for a fun game.
Imagine your favorite MG. Got it?
What does the reverse of that MG look like? The monster and beast parts swapped.
Example: Reverse centaur would be half a woman from the hips down, but a horse head with human ears on top with no arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974983
It didn't start out that way, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974979
Gotta remind you at every opportunity.

>>12974983
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974984

That's awful man. But the cosplay-tier girls are now kind of funny.

>Cats with human hands and ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974988
>Gotta remind you
But...But why, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974984
Slime is my favorite. How do I reverse her? 98% core, 2% slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974984
>Inverse MGE Anubis
...think that'd pretty much just be normal Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974994
Neat. Hathor isn't far off the mark either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974984
http://i.imgur.com/64DrYiH.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974991
Somebody here has drawn a reverse werewolf before.
And yes, it is terrifying and hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974993

It's now a formless puddle of human flesh instead of a slime in the shape of a human. Cronenberg, eat your heart out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974958
There are no alps in vengeance

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974998
Mein sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974992
Never forget Shirihebi, anon.
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975000
>>12974998

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Your waifu has been kidnapped by her 2P counterpart, who plans to completely replace your waifu and make you her slave-husband.

What can you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975001
That's pretty gross. I don't think I like this game anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974984
>Mouse with human ears running around
But don't those already exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975012
Yes. Also one with Garrison's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975002
That's a flaw. Think of the potential suffering!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975012
Something like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974984
just a normal lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975016
Mafia alp is in meat and metal. I think they're in the same universe. Alps seem to be artificial or the result of magic accidents there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975008
Find a guy that somewhat looks like me and set them up together

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974952
> < - - - - - - - - - >

>The sun shone through the shades, and stung my eyes, drawing me awake with a groan.

>It was 8'o clock on a Saturday, much to early for anyone to be awake.

>I groaned, and shifted in the bed, trying to break from from the coils that bound me.

>Sleeping next to me, and wrapped around me, was Anna, my wife.

>It had been eight years since that fateful day where we reunited and she showed me that little kingdom she had built, a guilty smile on her face as I stared in wonder.

>"You spent a year and a half making this?" I had asked her incredulously, watching as she highhandedly dictated what a thousand or more people across the world did.

>"Y-yeah," she had stuttered, tapping a button to show me two characters.

>One of them was a purple lamia who looked a lot like the old her while the other looked suspiciously like me.

>"I-I wanted to make a kingdom for you in the game as a gift but....I guess I focused more on the gift then I did the person."

>In the bed next to me Anna mumbled in her sleep, hugging me tight against her.

>True to her word she hadn't let me down, she quickly went back to being the old Anna I remembered from before the game.

> Becoming The jokester, the trickster, and the movie buddy I remembered. Although losing the weight had proven to be a more difficult task.

>Years of dieting and exercise had burnt most of the excess fat away but she was still on the heavy side, her breasts still grand but her belly greatly reduced from the former flesh apron it was to a small potbelly.

>It seemed that holstaurus milk is a bitch to burn off.

>I shifted in the bed, sinking back into the warm covers as Anna wrapper her arms around me in a hug.

>"Jus- five more minutes." she sleepily grumbled, pushing her soft bosom against my arm.

>I simply smiled and closed my eyes.

> < - - - - >

>On an old server, forgotten by players, there are two characters, a happy queen and king who ruled a kingdom of data.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975021

She was such a bro, making her a regular lamia would bring her to 100% waifu material to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975022
>Mafia Alp
Does she wear clothes that are pink and skin-tight like Giorno?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975025
Average here.

Thats if folks, I hope you enjoyed the ride.

I'll compile it into pastebin and post it tomorrow because it is late and I am tired.

Good night gentlemen.

Don't burn down the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975020
Not quite, replacing the mouse ears with human ones. And taking off the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975025
Cute.

Both ends were nice, honestly, though I like the Apophis End more, if only because it doesn't include heart-broken, ded rival.

Thanks for the great greentext anon. You going to pastebin it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975031
Are you the guy who's always saying that every thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975031
>>12975033
Seems my question was answered.

Thanks for another wonderful story Average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975029
Imagine a brutish mobster in the body of a stage-3 supermodel. Still dresses in sharp business suits and wants to be man again. But that's because she alped because of some magical macguffin instead of wanting dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975040
What happens when someone cracks a joke about her being a cockgubbler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975034

Not him but I was the first to use it. So there's more than one of us. I don't do it every time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975045
I see.
Been wondering if it's just one guy or more for a while now.

[Tarage/Underdog QC No.]

Who wants some new Dumbpire? I'm liveposting it right now.

>>>/a/120590395

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975044
She's the don of one of the biggest crime syndicates in MGC. I would assume terrible things.

Like dragging them in front of the Wall Of Large And Painful Strapons and making them choose their punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975051
>promised to do this
>actually keeping promise
You're such a good person.
>>12975055
I'd call her all kinds of names then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974904
Fuck it, I know i'm the less popular of the two greentexts tonight but let's get back into it.
>you nervously nod yes, you are ready and very willing to get started
>she chuckles a bit, deep in her throat and greedy eyes raking you up and down -- as best as she can while lying on top of you, thighs pressing against your cock
>"Well then, who am I to keep such an eager young man waiting?"
>She lifts herself up, claws planted on your chest and digging ever so slightly into you before moving one back to gently -- gently! guide you into her
>diamonds is not an appropriate metaphor for how hard you are right now, but you're too horny to think of a better one so you'll stick with that
>her heat hits you before her wetness does, even with her girlcum sticking to you the heat is noticeable inches from her, pouring off of her like a furnace
>there is silence as she fumbles the last few inches, rubbing your cockhead against her slit and lubing you up for the most intense ride of your life
>when you start what hits you first is the sense of velvety softness of her insides contrasting with the desperate need that they milk you with
>even now they drag at you when only your head is inside of her and you hiss loudly before she presses a claw over your lips.
>"No noise, anon. Not yet." She leans forward, dipping her hips a bit further down onto your length "And then you're going to SCREAM."
>She starts then, and it's nothing like you've ever experienced before
>Her hips press down on you at a steady pace and she leans back, breasts bobbing with every given inch while she pants, tongue out of her mouth and pleasure stretched over her face
>"Ah, what a rush~"
> You find yourself transfixed by her every movement, scales grinding on each other as she bottoms out and she bites her lip, teeth audibly grinding against each other while her tail slaps the gold behind her
>"Well then, big boy, let's get going then~" she whispers -- to you? Or to nobody in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975051
Good timing I just got to chp 61.5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974905

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974905
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975063
...
Less you based as fuck motherfucker.
I love you.

Almost as much as I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975063
Can you do the Lamia and Dragon mages or Junko next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975046
Like >>12975045 said, I'm not the one who first used it. I try to do it every night though.

>>12975035
Thanks, I'm glad to hear you liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975063
>no Dragon
F-fine! It's not like I liked you anyway!

Junko smoking and looking cool while she's in a cardboard box with the text
>To a good home, please take care of me!

[Tarage/Underdog QC No.]

BTW while I'm here and Less is here...

Jumping-spider-girl in spats maybe? Possibly...

A man can dream...

Back to dumping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975031
I loved it, well done brings be back memories of delicious suffering and healing alike.

Good luck on your next story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975068
Don't be too hasty.
He may very well go in order. We'll have to wait.
I don't wanna ruin my chances of him not drawing the mages at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12974939
>I'm unwanted
O-...Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975058
>She begins her steady ascent and her insides protest your withdrawal, lips dragging notably away from her body. You are transfixed by where you and her meet, her insides nearly burning you -- but not quite
>She squelches with every movement, and there is a precarious moment where just your cockhead is still inside of her and she balances on her claws, panting for breath before dropping back down on you, accelerating her speed steadily as she goes.
>"Come now, anon. Make me some noise, darling~" she moans to you and you respond in kind when she bucks her hips at the bottom, one claw pressing against your skin enough to warn you of the damage she could cause
>Her skin shines now with her sweat and some of your own and she writhes on top of you like a demon, skin glistening in the light and breasts smacking against her chest while her speed builds even now.
>"More, more~!" she squeals while she takes you again and again and you can feel yourself burning inside
>you try to raise a warning but she slams a claw over your mouth, silencing your plea while she squeezes her insides
>that proves too much for you and with a groan you shoot inside of her, pouring into and out of her onto the sea of gold
>the dragon smiles and you feel fear
>she just doesn't stop moving
>It should hurt and yet it doesn't, the heat in the air only building as her lust overtakes you once more and soon you are moaning again while sweat drips from her to you
>Again and again she pulls release from you, your sounds going from grandiose to naught but whimpers over the course of the hour that she toys with you
>twice more she orgasms but they are small affairs, restrained by her will alone
>after an hour of this your mind simply gives up and you can feel yourself drifting away
>and still she takes you as you drift off into sex-induced unconsciousness
Cont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975082
.less, you know that's not true. We may be disappointed in you occasionally, but we love you. And you've been on a hot streak lately anyway so people are extra excited to see you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975082
.less you're fantastic and beloved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975088
I'm not less.
And my feelings are hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975078
>Wanting him to not draw just one character but seven

You're a greedy bastard, you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975093
I specifically picked one out of the bunch, preferably. I'd never be that greedy to say "Do all of them."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975083
You've got a pastebin for this lewdness to go in when it's done, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975093
Junko is only one character... just sayin'...>>12975071

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975093
I'm merely requesting it, not demanding it.
And Junko IS just one character as said by >>12975097

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975092
You're not .less? Oh then who gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975092
If we don't know who you are, then we can't tell you if we love you or hate you.
But IRC generally does not have a great reputation. People who are primarily there and not here are usually not well looked upon. Exceptions for .less and ELH and a few others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975101
>>12975097
I think he was referring to>>12974971.
Though that was also really only requesting just one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12975083
>you wake from sleep, or what must pass for sleep, with a splitting headache and small pains all across your back and a heavy weight on your chest
>dozens, if not hundreds of coins are now stuck to the bare skin on your back and you become very aware of how naked you are
>you try to cover yourself in shame but find this extremely difficult, as the dragon from last night has pinned your arms to your sides and is snoring heavily
>a stream of... something flows from your legs onto the coins from her and all you can think is how much of a bitch that's going to be to clean up
>for a moment you ponder about how to wake your 'host' before she solves the problem for you by stirring
>"Well, good morning handsome" she purrs after a very unladylike moment of groaning and blinking
>she's got the sex hair and sex eyes going on again and you begin to worry for your poor, aching pelvis
>she's waiting for your response and you stumble over your words, consumed by worry as you are
>"Uh, thanks." Lame. you are a master of wordplay
>"No, thank you darling~" she purrs
>"Well, thanks for the, uh, trip. I'll see myself ou-" your pathetic attempt to extricate yourself from the situation is blocked when she presses down on you and laces her legs into yours
>"Oh, I don't think so, anon. I very much enjoyed our date, and I think I'd like another."
>"And maybe another. Actually, let's cut to the chase; I think you're officially part of my hoard now. After all, I've claimed you~" she whispers into your ear, one hand stroking your face
>"Now, dearest, are you ready to go again?"
>Your worry begins to bubble over as she adjusts herself on you
>"Let's do this more often, anon. For example, now~!"
So, suggestions? commentary? Criticism? Please, anything is helpful.
>>12975096
Yep. One moment, I'll archive it with the rest of my works.

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>>12975105
No, they're looked down upon too.

[.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW No.]

what mages?

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>>12975108
I see.
At least Lamia Red mage would be nice, seeing as she has the best hat and uniform.

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>>12975115
>no Junko
You're just bullying me because I'm an Alp, aren't you?

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>>12975115
The Lamia Mage Party of course.

See here >>12974978

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>>12975115

>>12956706
>>12956778

Just pick one. Preferably Wurm.

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>>12975115
Some guy picked species out of a hat and gave them final fantasy job designations. Like remember that time a Sea Bishop got drawn as a white mage?

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>>12975117
>Lamia Red Mage

Obviously Wurm Time Mage and Shirohebi Buttmage are best girls.

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>>12975111
Archived here:
http://pastebin.com/QxMVwPRg

Any other suggestions for greentexts?

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>>12975129
Clumsy Mantis Girl?

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>>12975124
>best girls
Echidna is best.
She's the one who pulls the party through hard boss battles and uses Golem to protect the squishy mages in the back row from physical attacks.

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>>12975129
Ren Xiongmao couch potato!

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>>12975133
Sounds dangerous, remember how your parents told you not to run with knives?
It's like that, but with razor sharp death blades.

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>>12975025
>one end is anon becoming high-tier citizen ruling the city IRL with his waifu
>other end is anon being a dead job living in shit apartment and ruling city on ded server
Gee, I wonder which is better
GRAPESNAKE A SHIT

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>>12975144
A-Anon, please don't talk so rudely of my waifu.

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>>12975143
>Implying that's not part of the fun.
Besides, even if she's clumsy, I can imagine her still having an innate skill with her scythes.
No matter how often she tumbles, she never cuts you.
Only your clothes. Every. Time.

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>>12975144
You forgot the part where Fatpophis was a whale for years afterward and Pharaoh looks like a supermodel even when your daughter is growing inside her

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>>12975146
O-ok
At least it's not the cosplay shit like kitsune or cat

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>>12975144
But anon, though a happy life as it was, even if he was happy he was not entirely pleased with the high-tier citizen bit. He just went with it because he did love his wife.

On the other end, I don't think they kept "Ruling" the dead server, just kept it active. A monument. A digital picture of the misguided dedication that almost ruined their relationship, but that they came out of stronger and happier than ever.

Both ends are nice. But I prefer Apophis end because nobody dies or gets heartbroken in that one.

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>>12975148
>Oh my, it seems those rags you called a shirt are destroyed.
>No matter, you look better without it.
>Though, if you insist on clothes I did buy some nice spider-silk shirts for you to try.

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>>12975133
Sounds dangerous. I'll give it a quick shot

>your window breaks for the third time this month
>god damn it Lee, it costs money to have that replaced
>you resign yourself to what you know is going to happen now and get up from the computer to go walk to your room
>there she is, stuck there. Lee's been bothering you for about a month now since she went into 'heat' or whatever their deal is
>and apparently she decided you were her husband
>while this had it's perks -- no more oni hitting on you at the gym, they can smell the other girl on you or something, the disadvantages are pretty massive too
>for one she tries to break into your room every damn night
>she usually -- usually -- can open the window but then she gets stuck in the frame because she hooks her scythes on something and you need to pull her free
>unfortunately today she must have messed something up because the window has been smashed for the third time this month
>she's... Lee is not very good at a large variety of things. Honestly, you suspect the demon lord herself smiles upon her because it's a miracle she's lived this long with the equivalent of deadly blades on her hands
>she's given up trying to rape you since she accidentally stumbled down the stairs and nearly broke her leg a week or two ago and now she just...
>well, you'll see in a moment
>you open the door in the room to see Lee's emotionless face while she struggles with the frame, scythe stuck in the wall.
>fuck. It's going to be a bitch to fix that
>she stares at you, face devoid of emotion but for her eyes slightly averting from yours
>you groan and get ready to pull her free
>after a few moments of struggling she's inside your room and you're checking the damage in the wall
>not too bad, nothing some spackle can't fix
>after a moment of catching her breath she walks over to the bed and...
>well, presents herself is the best way to describe it

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Hope I'm not too SPICY for you!

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>>12975121

Anybody have the colored version?

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>>12975160
>Presents herself
Cute up to that point, and the lewd possibilities make me want to urge you to continue.

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>>12975154
I like Pharaon more only because of heartbroken empty shell of fatphophis wandering through the ded server dreaming about anon

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>>12975163
There is such a version?

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>>12975166
I'm pretty sure it was implied that she offed herself somewhere in the time skip...

It's too much for me anon. I like the all-around happy ending.

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>>12975167

Two. One game accurate and one not. I can't find them in my folder though.

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>>12975165
Oh, don't worry. This one's at least a three-parter

>>12975160
>she pulls off the incredibly frilly lingere that was her only clothing and bends over at the waist, cunt visibly wet while she stands there, scythes splayed on the bed and staring emotionlessly at the wall while she swishes her hips back and forth, trying to entice you to take her, probably
>unfortunately for her, the oven takes that moment to ding and you rush out of the room to make sure the food isn't burned
>if you were there you'd see an almost disappointed look on her face as she mechanically stands, retrieves her lingere, and puts it back on before following you downstairs
>you can hear the crash just as you're getting the chicken onto the cutting board and you sigh
>walking around the corner is Lee, who has managed to entangle herself in her own panties and is now partially hanging herself with her bra from the railing
>you grumble and pull her free, pulling her lingere off to a mild blush from her before pulling her upright
>any moment there would have been if you weren't already turning back for the chicken is lost when she puts her lingere on again, this deviation from whatever mental script she's following not being tolerated
>you're already cutting chicken when she moves into the kitchen and you gesture for her to take a seat at the dinner table you've set up in here
>she seems a bit confused but she sits down and you place some chicken for her to eat
>dinner is an entirely silent affair, Lee occasionally stripping off her top and trying to display her near lack of chest to you, wiggling about like a succubus but lacking the charm or natural 'talents'.
>she does actually eat, though, to your gratefulness. you're not sure if she can feed herself.

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>>12975129
given the naysayers how about more free pizza rape apocalypse

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>>12975163
I looked through my storage drive but I couldn't find it. Sorry, man.

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>>12975168
Oh yeah, I missed that
It makes Pharaon end 10 times better

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>>12974928

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>>12975172
>Occasionally stripping off her top and trying to display her near lack of chest to you, wiggling about like a succubus
>Lacking the charm of natural 'talents'.

I disagree. I disagree most vehemently.
DFC a best, and I don't think I'd be able to keep my eyes off her. Get her some Holstaur Milk and we can get some Mizuki-tier SOFT up in here.

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>>12975178
Thank you sir, I bow my head in shame and gratitude.

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>>12975178
Based .less is pretty damn based tonight.

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>>12975177
You.
I don't like you.

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>>12975178
>filename
O-okay...

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>>12975178
Maybe add shoulder length hair and a trim beard on that guy? So I can self insert better. Body type is about right.

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>>12975178

That's great man, the size difference is particularly special. Seeing a shorter girl carry a taller guy is pretty adorable

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>>12974716
Naw, go for it. Credit isn't really necessary. It'd probably just get me chewed out for not actually writing and updating my current shit.

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>>12975177
You know, anon...Sometimes, people say things that they don't mean.

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>>12975191
>It'd probably just get me chewed out for not actually writing and updating my current shit.

This is why I post a bunch of my short stuff and greentexts anonymously too

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>>12975178
How about just a Wurm with a Clock-Staff and a fancy hat and dress then?

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>>12975178
Any chance for Piestrong, the pizza paladin?

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Probably five posts. My bad.

>>12975175
Clarify?

>>12975179
Well, you can disagree but it's story relevant in this case.
>>12975172
>she tries to hug you from behind twice while you're stacking up plates and putting them in the dishwasher but merely succeeding in tripping over a puddle of water -- twice! -- that was there since she bumped into you the first time you were setting the table
>she follows you out into the living room where you try to put on her favorite program (Animal Planet. She really likes the insect shows for some reason, but man do those compound eyes freak you out.)
>another crash behind you. even for her this is particularly clumsy.
>you turn and realize that she's somehow embedded herself in your couch. There is a minor grunting noise but she can't properly stand, scythes stuck through the frame and head wedged between two cushions
>her knees wobble and the awkward posture makes her ass shake... enticingly, somehow.
>You turn to watch her, animal planet forgotten
>You have no idea how someone manages to get both scythes stuck in two different parts of the couch but you're pretty sure it's ruined and yet
>you don't care
>that ass -- lee's delicious, beautiful ass -- wiggles and writhes in front of you, lingerie complementing it's appeal for once instead of just looking ridiculous on her thin frame.
>you reach out like David reaching for the face of God
>fingers meet soft flesh
>there is no verbal reaction from Lee but she squirms harder, trying to free herself so she can hop back on script.
>sorry Lee, sometimes things don't go according to plan.
>your fingers explore every inch of her smooth, pert and fit bottom while she wriggles ever so slightly, trying to free herself but only lodging herself even deeper in your couch.
>she owes you for it
>yeah
>that's how you'll justify what you're about to do

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>>12975205
>Mantis Butt
>Stuck in couch
>Framed by lingerie
Oh yes. I know exactly why I have this boner.

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>>12975196
>everyone is sunshinefags just like me!
Cute anon
I would drink your tears

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>>12975215
I'm not a sunshinefag either.
I'm just saying in general, people lie on the internet.
I'm not saying that to anybody in particular. Nope.

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>>12975205
>you fumble with your belt buckle for a moment in your excitement, but soon your pants are off and your boxers quickly join them before you step behind her
>once more you admire how well she keeps herself
>and the beauty of the ruffles and frills against her pale, smooth skin
>sadly, they must go. You hook your fingers into the waistband and she visibly stiffens
>not much, but it corresponds with your own stiffening
>though to be fair yours is much grander
>down, down her legs it goes, and you carefully lift one of her legs to unhook it
>she's mostly still now but by all the gods and demons is she wet
>you are seized by a sudden, manic desire to see what Lee tastes like
>and you've been known for your poor impulse control
>you drop to your knees and begin your worship
>she audibly starts "...!" when you first kiss her lower lips and her taste overpowers your senses
>well, the source is right here, after all. It'd be a shame to come this way and not have a taste...
>your tongue darts out and licks her top to bottom of her cunt and she shivers -- shivers! -- while her juices coat your tongue.
>she's tangy and strong but not unappealing
>well, time for a second opinion
>and a third, you decide -- just to see her reaction after she half-jumped that time
>soon five minutes are lost as you steal every bit of her precious fluids from her that you can and you can hear muffled heavy breathing from inside the couch
>she's getting closer, you can feel it
>you focus more heavily on her hidden pearl and the muffled breath grows heavier
>you want results, and now!
>a finger slips its way inside of her cunt and hooks downwards as you swirl your tongue on her clit and she finishes with a "... ah!"
>Lee has coated your face and neck and probably ruined your shirt with her outpouring but the moment you step back to remove your now extremely damp shirt she collapses to the ground as best as she can in her position
>hmmm...

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>>12975228
This.
I like this.

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>>12975228
>you can hear her panting and her legs are looking wobbly so while you strip your shirt off you give yourself a bit of self loving, a few pumps here and there while you consider your options
>eventually she stumbles back into a standing position, or at least tries to
>you assist her a bit with getting her hips high enough, taking a few generous squeezes of that delicious ass while setting her to more firm ground
>you stand back and admire your 'wife' for a moment
>she's got good posture, or she would if she wasn't, well, stuck. You decide to assist her by widening her stance a bit
>a shame, but that couch ain't going to fix itself
>you're gonna need to have it repaired, you remark out loud
>perhaps she could find another way to -- repay you?
>she doesn't get that one.
>Mantises are a bit thick on the rhetorical statements, aren't they?
>You don't even sigh that time, you just step up behind her and lay your cock over her ass, trying to figure exactly how deep you're gonna go
>while you aren't massive, you're at least decent and Lee is, honestly, tiny.
>You're gonna be well past her pelvis and into her stomach if you actually fit
>you worry for a moment, and then remember she's a monster
>she'll probably stretch to accommodate
>and anyway she owes you for all of your wrecked stuff
>sudden, mild anger seizes you
>you rub yourself against her tight pussy and she starts again
>once, twice, thrice
>lube yourself up properly, you may have to be a little rough on her to get your point across
>and now for the fun part
>you line yourself up and begin to press into her
>her spine jumps into a straight line and she makes an inquisitive noise "...?" but you ignore it and grip firmly with both hands onto her hips, controlling your push into her
>fuck, she is beyond tight
>she's tiny and it feels like a vise on your dick yet just yielding and soft enough to feel Good with a capital G.
Cont.

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>>12975262
>you let out a relieved "fffff-UCK" as you hilt in her, all of you buried inside of Lee
>she looks... swollen is probably not the right word but maybe 'spread' would best describe it
>given how big you are in comparison to her size she probably couldn't close her legs much further than they already are, and they're nearly at a forty degree angle
>her back arches and she makes a sound that sounds suspiciously like 'please, no' as you pull out but you shush her and carefully massage her hips as you pull all the way out then thrust back inside
>she's not making any sounds yet but the way she gently pushes back onto you ensures that this isn't entirely one sided
>not that most monsters would EVER refuse sex, as far as you can tell
>she comes not but thirty seconds later -- bit of a quickfire, Lee
>her juices spatter below onto the carpet and you swear in your mind
>well, the carpet's gonna need to be replaced now, might as well make the best of it and add it onto her list of debts to repay
>she's twitching as you build speed into her, churning up her too-tight insides, loosening her up for your first load
>you can feel it building but you feel no real desire to suppress your desire and you keep your speed steady until you're just on the brink and then you slam into her with deeper, more powerful thrusts before grabbing so tightly onto her that her skin turns red around your fingers and you roar as you plant your mark onto her as she shivers and shakes when she finishes as well
>You take a moment to just rest inside of her before pulling away and watch your seed and her juices spill from her pounded cunt onto the carpet below
>Lee moans but doesn't move
>her legs remain in place where you put them, her panties ruined by the mixed cum and semen spilling over them and coating the carpet
>... fuck, that's actually kind of hot

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Oh dear god, /a/ has gone to hell. I made a joke about touching fluffy tails in a One Piece thread and now there's an argument about what's furry and what's not.
By that right I claim the last image in the name of mofu.