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I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am over 900 years old and my catgirl is 18+. I just finished checking the border and my catgirl is home from playing with Cirno and Tewi. I guess this week her hat I knitted for her was stolen or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by her danmaku school for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with Yukari before, but my catgirl blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my catgirl and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my little Chen has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my silly hat off. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran-sama, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my catgirl is a cutie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to scream CHEEEEEEEEN to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and shikigami. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and Yukari won't wake up till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my Chen. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their catgirl shikigamis?

Pic very related; that's me and my tails.

>> No.1296133

OHO OHOHOAHAH
ANIMESUKI

>> No.1296140

I am confused, this is either awesome or shitty.
Fuck you for fucking up my mind.

>> No.1296164

Lies, Yukari is always bored or horny. There's no way you kept your virginity during that time.

>> No.1296175

ROLEPLAYING! SOMEONE CALL THE ROLEPLAYING POLICE

>> No.1296183

Copypasta modified from story about one anon and his loli cousin

>> No.1296185

ITT: newfags reply to old (by /jp/ standards) copypasta

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that's what happens when you let your catgirl smoke the marijuana

>> No.1296192

>>1296185

Still good enough, hadn't seen this form of it previously.
also, lol nefwags.

>> No.1296204

>>1296192
>hadn't seen this form of it previously

this version is only posted here at least weekly

>> No.1296210

>>1296204
I post here on a weekly basis.
Seems fine to me.

>> No.1296237

maybe if you guys would quit being whiny bitches about 'roleplaying' (which it isn't) and 'copypasta' (which it is but its modified to be comical, sexy, and touhou-related), and instead focused on discussing the topic at hand which is the sexual-tension filled relationships of the Yakumo household you could have a fun and entertaining thread instead of a boring typical shitty thread you have all the time.

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>>1296129

Just as stale as it was the first time. In any case if Ran doesn't take advantage of her Shikigami then I'm sure Yukari will. You know what they say, Shikigami lose their powers if you don't use them.

Also, SAFE FOR WORK.

>> No.1296245

>>1296237
I am very sexually tense right now.

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>SAFE FOR WORK
mkII

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This thread is now about Ran tail rape, or just Ran horning on her shikigami, or just hot pictures of the Yakumo family 'using' their shikigamis.

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>>1296265
i am using the tubes at my own service

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>>1296265

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wallpaper related

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its awwwwright

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CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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Hello /jp/,

My name is Yukari, and I pity every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no lives who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Touhou pictures. You are everything sad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun depicting Gensokyo people as dickgirls because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jacking off to pictures on pixiv.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I am pretty much perfect. I am head of the Yakumo household and manipulator of the Gensokyo boundaries. What responsibilities do you have, other than "sitting alone in the dark jacking off to fan made pictures of naked Gensokyo women?". I also have straight relationships, and have a banging hot boyfriend (he just Sexy Beam'ed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all useless virgins who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic related: It's me and my gap.

>> No.1296442

>>1296389
I don't think you have straight relationships, I don't think you have a banging hot boyfriend. Enjoy your AIDS.

>> No.1296446

>>1296389
I don't think you have straight relationships, I don't think you even have a banging hot boyfriend. Enjoy your sleep.

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>>1296446
She never does. You or I can never know the pain in Yukari's heart.

>> No.1296479

>>1296457
Nobody can fill the gap in her heart...

>> No.1296516

>>1296479
I'd like to fill her gap, if you know what I mean.

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>>1296446
>>1296457
>>1296479
No one man can meet the needs of Yukari's gaps.

>> No.1296532

>>1296524
A cat is added.

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neko++

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I'm an alpha male /jp/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That shrine maiden you like who is kinda dense in a cute way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps staying at the empty shrine for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how no one has donated to her shrine in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond her armpits?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The magician who won't even look at you when you nod at her and smile? The one who smirks when you trip in the library and drop your books? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her magic research, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her asmathic ass too, even harder.

The hikki princess you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked my Sexy Beam off and told me she'll always love me?

>> No.1296654

>>1296562
You are no alpha male. You are a man and a half!

>> No.1296667

I'm alpha male *fucks every touhou*

>> No.1296696

Her armpits are enough

>> No.1296729

>>1296562
FUCKING MATT.

FUCK THIS MAKES ME RAGE EVEN THOUGH IT'S BEEN CHANGED.

>> No.1297271

>>1296562

I...I'm just happy my touhou's are sexually satisfied...

Just... please don't break their hearts, if you break their hymens...

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.... lol wut? is dis sum chen dump?

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>>1297331
Sure, I'll take it.

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Sorry Ran, but Yukari's already marked that ass as her's.

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>> No.1297341

>>1296129
8/10
Lost points on some grammar flips, but otherwise very well orchestrated. I look forward to your next piece.

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.

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Fine, I'm bored

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2

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3
obligatory

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4
got another from the doujin pic posted earliear just gotta MS paint it..

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NOTE: may not work if Ran is a pedophile

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Note - ambitious shikigami may be dangerous

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5
here it is

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nyan etc

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a bit late but oh well

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A new toy~

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>>1297370

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Someone will get a hardon from this.

>> No.1297384

>>1297376
>Chen
>boxing gloves
>fighting Shikeiki
FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME

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>>1297384
>fighting Shikeiki

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>>1297361
what

>> No.1297400

>>1297382
only if your an animu pedo, other wise its just HNNNNG

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animooted

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Fuck it. Mediafire with most of my Chen collection for the lazy:
http://www.mediafire.com/?z2mzcanvdlx

Switching to stuff with both.

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I also have several that include molestation but you've probably seen them

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>>1297403
I WANT TO BELIEVE! SO MUCH I THINK IM GONNA CRY! btw is there any alphes art of chen?

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I wonder if Remilia can take youkai blood.

>> No.1297423

>>1297384
>fighting Shikeiki

It's just Chen after taking Yamaxanadu's hat 'n stick.
http://www.walfas.org/flash/nitori_flash.swf

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>>1297420
I'm afraid I have no idea who you're talking about. Ask Danbooru or Pixiv.

<- "Happiness." (I think?)

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Surprise - the Japanese also go through the mandatory 7-year period of completely sucking at art.

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>> No.1297448

>>1297435
/why would you post that/

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Brushing Rantails. Discuss.

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>>1297448
Because I do not have many images of Chen with boobs.

Oh, and to mock the illusion.

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>> No.1297471

I do not like the way you name your files.

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>>1297471
I like to be able to find things, sorry.

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Some day, I will be arsed to figure out an image dumping program.

Also, token exploitation face.

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>> No.1297587

Well, fuck you, image limit.

Show's over kids.

FUCK SHIT DAMN PISS can't even post Shift-JIS AA of 'em.
(・`ω´・)ノ

>> No.1297592

>>1297587
>Well, fuck you, image limit.
You're welcome. Lol

>> No.1297595

>>1297587

take it easy, faggot

>> No.1297599

>>1297587
start a new thread if you got more

>> No.1297621

>>1297595
Yes sir!

>>1297599
I expect I have 200 more and at least 50 of them I'd want to post, but I have other things I should be doing.

>> No.1297633

>>1297621
rrrrrrrrrapidsharessssss

>> No.1297706

Hey now...I want to have a go at making touhou versions of copypastas. Where can I start?

>> No.1297716

>>1297706
I'd try with copypasta first.

>> No.1297719

>>1297706
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Copypasta

Have fun.

>> No.1297773

>>1297564
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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