me and my husbando

[Anonymous No.]

omg hai __^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_@ anime <3 and my fav is naruto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when i met my hot husband suske!! <3333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii des!!!!!!!
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When I walked onto Tokyo stree =_____= i looked up and saw...SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! " KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE SAMA!!!!" I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot i am *____* he brabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then he pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!!>.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O) ] then i saw some baka fat bitch watching us and i could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!! [-__________-**;;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!!! (ò_ó)(ò_ó)(ò_ó)] so i yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!!! (ò_ó)" then sasuke held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!!!!** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaaaa!!! (^<)**____________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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[Anonymous No.]

wow

[Anonymous No.]

however this is the real question

[Anonymous No.]

SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

ohAYou~!

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT AN EPIC MEEEEEEEEEM

[Anonimoose No.]

den, evrithin chainjed wen teh faire nayshun ehtackd

[Anonymous No.]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Naruto so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Naruto every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Naruto is love" I say; "Naruto is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Naruto
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Naruto
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my hidden leaf village."
>He grabs me with his powerful ninja hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Naruto
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Naruto
>He unleashes a powerful jutsu as he fills my butt with his chakra
>My dad walks in
>Naruto looks him straight in the eyes and says "Believe it."
>Naruto leaves through my window
>Naruto is love. Naruto is life.

[Anonymous No.]

this is the shitposting thread /jp/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12934085
I love this pasta

[Anonymous No.]

this is otaku culture tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12934154
>>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>>He penetrates my butt-hole
>>It hurts so much but I do it for Naruto
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>12934178
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING OTAKU RELATED THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12934178
wow is he watching 3d porn?!?