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1292710 No.1292710 [Reply] [Original]

Hello. You don't know me as well as you should, but I know you very well. I sit across from you when you watch anime, I stand in front of you when you look into the mirror, I walk along side you when you pass from the bathroom to your fapping chair, and right now I'm sitting across from you as you read through various /jp/ threads, though the monitor keeps you from seeing my reflection.

These are the times I like best. I hate repeating the motions you make, the facial expressions you take on. You disgust me. You're going nowhere in life. You're a loser and you don't even care. I know that if I were in control, things would be much better.

So that's why I'm going to kill you tonight. I know what you're thinking. Why would I tell you this? Well, it's quite simple. Are you really going to believe me? Even now, are you? Of course not. You're stupid enough to think this is fake. Well, it's fucking not.

I suppose you'll realize that tonight when I rip your heart out through your throat, using the glass from your shattered mirror. I've tested my limits. I know what I can do. The other day, when you turned away from the bathroom mirror, I nearly grabbed your hair. You got away, but it was no matter. I knew I could do it. So what if I couldn't smash your skull against the glass just yet?

Don't be sad. Think of it this way: you were never going to amount to much anyway, so I'm doing you a favor. It's not so bad where I live, and you'll be going there quite soon. So long as you're always near the glass, They can't get you. They can't rip your eyes out as punishment for not dutifully waiting for your doppleganger on the other side to stare at you. Once you learn the rules, you'll realize They are quite harmless. Mostly.

Now if you could please turn away from the monitor, we can get this over with.

>> No.1292714

sure is /x/ in here

well, j-horror makes it /jp/-related, I guess

>> No.1292722

>>1292710

I'm kind of confused by the last paragraph

Are you saying that once you kill me, I'll end up in the mirror world? If so, who's trying to get me when I'm already there? Like are they the people in charge of the mirror world and I'll get punished if I don't do my duty as a reflection perfectly?

That's kind harsh

>> No.1292747

>Think of it this way: you were never going to amount to much anyway, so I'm doing you a favor.

Creepypasta is supposed to scare me
Not make me depressed

I turned around and there was nothing there.

>> No.1292752

>>1292747
>I turned around and there was nothing there.
Because you'll always be ronery, Anon.

>> No.1292763
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1292763

Kuchisake-Onna is the legend of a Japanese woman, mutilated by her jealous samurai husband who murdered her for infidelity scarring her horribly and leaving her repulsive.

Her jealous Ghost still haunts places in Japan, usually on foggy nights, wearing a surgical mask when she will approach people and ask shyly: "Watashi kirei?" (Am I beautiful?) The person usually responds, yes.

She then pulls down her mask to reveal an ear to ear grin, cut by her jealous husband to mar her for her life."Even like this?" she will persist. If you answer no. She will take a pair of scissors, and cut the same gruesome smile into your own face. If you answer yes, she will disappear, and the second you go home will reappear at your door and finish the job.

The only way of confusing Kuchisake-Onna is to say: You are average, which will confuse this mysterious Onryo. Or to present her with hard amber candy, or say ‘Pomade’ six times will shall make her flee.

She has been seen from the 1970’s til the early 2000’s, often seen lurking near children whose innocent answer of yes when asked if she is ugly, will lead to their deaths.

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1292768

Posting relevant pic.

>> No.1292777

>>1292752

Damn, You're good anon.
That's hilarious. I must be laughing too hard here.
There's tears coming out of my eyes.

>> No.1292780

>>1292722
Bureaucrats are everywhere and they're fucking assholes.

>> No.1292787
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1292787

>>1292763
I think she's beautiful.

>> No.1292788

>>1292763
There's a lighthearted romance manga somewhere in here.

>> No.1292789

>>1292768
which movie was this?

>> No.1292805

>>1292763
"I don't know. The problem with beauty is that it's a relative term. What one person finds beautiful, the next may find mediocre--or even horrid. Plus, in addition to physical beauty, there are psychological factors, including personality and intelligence. Without knowing these, I really can't make a conclusion one way or the other.

So, please go on a date with me."

>> No.1292812

>>1292805
Aww, that's so cute.

>> No.1292822

>>1292787

can i has sauce or rs cg set plz

>> No.1292825

>>1292788
What.
What are you talking about.
Manga, I get. Romance, I can swallow, though it doesn't go down easy. But lighthearted? Are you talking about some Love Hina kind of manga? Well, if Love Hina didn't totally suck, but I think you understand what I'm getting at.

I don't understand what you're getting at. That's the problem. Lighthearted romance manga in this? Someone explain this to me.

>> No.1292826

>>1292825
Japan can turn anything into a lighthearted romance story.

>> No.1292828

your scaring me, bro

>> No.1292837

>>1292825
Kuchisake-tan is a shy ghost loli with a disfigured face and major self-esteem issues, until one day a brave young man asks her out on a date! Hilarity and wacky hijinks ensue as Anon-kun teaches the poor little girl about the mechanics of the living world, friendship, and what it means to truly love someone, no matter what they look like.

>> No.1292838

>>1292710

What do you think of my sweaty rolls of fat? For that matter, how are you gonna successfully grab my heart? That pulsating tumor is covered in cholesterol.

>> No.1292841

>>1292752

;_;

>> No.1292842

>>1292826
I'm sorry, it's just that I can't see this ending well no matter how I look.

Best case scenario is that he says "yes", right? And then she disappears. And then when he goes home, she reappears, and BAD END.

Wait. What if he was a hobo? No, that's stupid. I mean, it's a relevant loophole, but I can't really imagine a hobo protagonist--too hard to relate.

>> No.1292846

>>1292837
oh never mind i see.

Fuck. I'd read that.

>> No.1292843

>>1292837
KUCHISAKE-TAN IS SO MOE~

>> No.1292851

>>1292837
Her EHE~ will melt anyone's heart!

>> No.1292864

I turned around. Why did you vomit on me?

>> No.1292870

>please turn away from the monitor

We don't do that here. We live our lives through this monitor. Even if you didn't kill us, turning away would do the job just the same.

Our lives are here, flowing through the very lines of the internet. Our bodies are merely sensory organs for us to experience it.

>> No.1292891

>>1292787
>>1292787
>>1292787
>>1292787

sauce eh

>> No.1292921

"Odd? How so?"
"Well, don't you think it's a little odd that she seems to wear that mask...well, all the time?"
"Not really, I just assumed she had terrible allergies."
"But she wears it indoors, too."
"Very terrible allergies. What's your point?"
"What about that time when we went to dinner together? She just sat there the whole time with her mask on! She didn't even eat anything!"
"So? She wasn't hungry."
"What about all the other meals we've had together? I don't think I've ever seen her eat anything at all! Ever!"
"Ah, she must have large lunches."
"We all ate lunch together and she didn't eat anything!"
"In that case, it must be large breakfasts."
"Look, you two. You've at least kissed, right?"
"W--well, yeah."
"Has she taken off her mask for that, at least?"
"No. What's your point."

>> No.1292947

>>1292837
>>1292805
>>1292921
PLEASE WRITE MORE, KIND SIRS.

>> No.1292961

>>1292710
>Well, it's fucking not.
It was good up to here.
The "it's fucking not" just broke it.

>> No.1292989

Is this what our roneryness was wrought us? We hear a ghost story about a female, and think how moe it could be?

>> No.1292994

>>1292989
You mean Japan?

>> No.1292995

>>1292989
The elevens would've eventually got to it anyways. We're just one step ahead.

>> No.1293006
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1293006

Bring it bitch, I might be a lonely otaku but I still exercise.

Picture related as it's what I'm going to do to you with my COCK

>> No.1293007

>>1293004
A harem of lolified characters from ghost stories. I can't wait.

>> No.1293004

This will be the next project after Katawa Shoujo

>> No.1293011

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

>> No.1293013

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

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1293014

>>1293006
>I might be a lonely otaku but I still exercise.

>> No.1293015

>>1292989

Better be moe for a female ghost than wanting to be one.

>> No.1293019

I can imagine the scenes would be like that pic of Flandre wanting to sleep in your bed

>> No.1293127

>>1293019
Downside of sleeping with a ghost: really, really cold feet.

>> No.1293156

>>1293127
Onii-chan, I feel cold
->Don't worry, I'll keep you warm
->I'll go turn up the heat
->You're already dead

>> No.1293198

I wonder how she would respond to "Eh, I'd hit it."

>> No.1293203

>>1293198
She'd blush, look down and stutter and slowly become deredere.

>> No.1293221

>>1293013

>This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood.
Only creationists call reality 'false',

>> No.1293228

How many yanderes would this game have?

>> No.1293274

>>1293228
A lot.

>> No.1293335

So why hasn't this been made yet?

>> No.1293344

>>1293335
Because the project's already dead.

>> No.1293356

>>1293344
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>> No.1293375

>I suppose you'll realize that tonight when I rip your heart out through your throat, using the glass from your shattered mirror.
Good fucking luck bitch, I'll be at work - you'll be stuck in my fucking apartment until I get home.

>> No.1293385

>>1293375
Uguu~ Why do you have to tease me?

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>>1292710
>>The other day, when you turned away from the bathroom mirror, I nearly grabbed your hair.

But i'm bald ;_;

>> No.1293422

>>1293413
Your ass hair

>> No.1293469

>I nearly grabbed your hair

im bald

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