Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:41:39 No.12916238 [Reply] [Original]

In which you have been selected for a surprise marriage interview, Good Luck!
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>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:43:25 No.12916241 File: 440 KB, 700x875, 86F8C1500F41F98E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916238 First for slimes.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:43:28 No.12916242 http://imgur.com/A1xHCGM Thoughts for the gloves colors?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:43:49 No.12916244 File: 215 KB, 850x1062, tasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916238 Wurm for best.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:45:07 No.12916248 >>12916242 Silver and blue make a good combination. Try it out and see if you like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:45:19 No.12916250 >spider OP HERESY!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:45:33 No.12916251 >>12916242 Christ Hound, you move quick I'd say they're fine, but try black and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:45:37 No.12916252 File: 245 KB, 1000x1000, Pit of spikes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916194 I never did that, all I do it Joe, MGK, and the third one nobody reads because I have no imagination outside of SoM ideas.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:46:05 No.12916256 >>12916242 Try a deep velvet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:46:37 No.12916258 Did the last thread die a little prematurely? I think we had like four threads ahead of us.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:47:04 No.12916260 File: 239 KB, 1000x1000, Kindergartner Anubis and Pharaoh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916252 >MGK Well you're based in my mind. Love 'em. Guess who.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:47:37 No.12916261 File: 804 KB, 1000x1300, 6a9a305e996543042d447e6bda871765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mice are olev. Chapter nine still in the works.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:48:15 No.12916263 >>12916260 GEE I WONDER WHO, Anubis fucker. Naw, you're alight to me, Anubis fucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:49:01 No.12916265 >>12916242 White would go well, especially with that style of glove.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:49:21 No.12916266 >>12916252 God I am so glad I told you people to fall on spikes. Loen is based as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:50:10 No.12916267 >>12916263 You too anon. You too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:50:34 No.12916269 File: 305 KB, 1364x766, ss+(2014-12-18+at+11.21.43).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916238 Fluffy for best!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:51:38 No.12916273 >>12916267 I wonder where Ryu guy is though. And the Junko lovers.

>>	PantyQuest Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:51:39 No.12916274 File: 408 KB, 599x404, 134435674354354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another page was left conveniently outside your dorm room. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/bZGqgZKj New Page: http://pastebin.com/28qqKgVR

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:53:17 No.12916281 File: 552 KB, 1000x2000, 1421122375042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2nd grade Salamander standing next to 2nd grade hellpup looking like delinquents when?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:53:49 No.12916282 >>12916274 Do you actually plan to cover each entry?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:54:29 No.12916286 >>12916281 >powerpuff girls shirt I just want to bully her until she cries!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:54:31 No.12916287 File: 58 KB, 250x308, fdttk4s.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting olev

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:55:14 No.12916288 >>12916274 There you are! Looking forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:55:18 No.12916289 >>12916273 I'm sure they're around. Or will be soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:55:37 No.12916290 >>12916281 When we sacrifice Bob and .Less in the name of Loen.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:56:25 No.12916293 >>12916287 Octopi are buttheads though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:56:39 No.12916295 >>12916289 >soon Are you implying something here?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:56:56 No.12916296 >>12916274 >Escape with panties? >Or save captives? Toughy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:57:16 No.12916297 File: 560 KB, 2000x3500, 1421035600098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916293 A Kraken is a Squid, doofus. >TFW no Classy Manticore to slow dance with

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:58:04 No.12916301

>>12916281
Reminder that you will never be childhood friends with a chubby hellhound pup who will later drop the weight in high school, becoming a bombshell who is the envy of every man.

She will never then take you to prom as you are the only one who never mocked her for being on the heavy side.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:58:38 No.12916305 >>12916293 no anon, it would only make sense their heads are octopus heads. >>12916297 The translated doujin actually says their suckers are like octopi suckers, so at least that part is like an octopus.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:58:40 No.12916306 >>12916297 I'm too sick to go dancing. I want to be taken care of by a nice classy Manticore who believes you should date the human boy before you fuck him

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:59:15 No.12916311 >>12916296 Always remember when it comes to raids of any kind If it's risky, don't do it

PantyQuest Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:59:58 No.12916312

>>12916282
I've got a lot of free time at the moment.

Can't guarantee I'll finish all of them. It's more like slowly adding piece by piece to some kind of chef's stock. Expect plenty more though.

>>12916288
Glad to hear that, Anubis is next, which will be fun to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:00:03 No.12916313 >>12916238 >a cute little Holst loli watering the flowers with milk so they'll grow big and strong The mental image made my heart skip. I need a cute botanist holst loli now. Shed'd wear a cute little outfit and a sunhat.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:00:14 No.12916315 >>12916301 Damn it anon, I didn't need this feeling. Would she be good with cuddling up later when we go home to play Wonderful 101 or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:00:23 No.12916316 File: 879 KB, 2400x3840, 1421302677721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916297 >tfw no Classy Holstaur to impregnate several dozen times.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:02:10 No.12916319 >>12916313 Eventually a plant girl starts growing in their garden and they become best friends. And soft as fuck later in life because they both have their milk daily.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:02:12 No.12916320 >>12916315 Of she would, you were there for her. Why wouldn't she be there for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:02:34 No.12916322 >>12916286 Just don't let her older Onee-sans catch you, or they'll bully you until your dick cries. Always practice safe bullying.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:03:36 No.12916325 >>12916286 >Bullying someone because they watch PPG I'm going to bully you for bullying her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:03:43 No.12916326 >>12916290 I get to drive in the knife! I'm the one with the authentic Kris!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:04:44 No.12916332 >>12916297 Different animal, same difference.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:05:02 No.12916334 >>12916295 Am I implying you should post MGK soon? No. Am I implying I don't think any of us have lives that would take up much of our time, leading to us all inevitably gathering here at some point or another? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:05:54 No.12916339 >>12916306 Through tailpussy, love.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:08:15 No.12916344
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>>12916334
Yeah, most people don't have lives. I DO, but I got off from work early do to reasons.

Are you ready for more MGK? To play with Anubis, feed Junko like a pet, and pet the Ushi Oni on the head?
Too fucking bad, because we're doing things from Jabberwock's perspective today.

It's Recess.
Do you eat snacks with Lilim and listen to her go on about her life?
Do you play tag with 6th grader Jinko, Alraune, Frog, Shirohebi, and Centaur?
Do you listen to Bob the Alp go on about dicks?
Do you pat Jimmy on the head?
Do you sit atop the slide and glare at the sun?
Do you help clog the slide with 6th grader Succubus, Werewolf, Valkyrie, Faceless boy, and Girtablilu?
Do you take away 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound's flask of alcohol away from them?
Or do you sit on the bench and blankly stare at things?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:09:26 No.12916348 >>12916322 I'll bully them too, it's what they get for having a little sister like her! >>12916325 Not If I bully you first.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:09:53 No.12916349 >>12916344 >To play with Anubis Why yes I a- >Jabberwock perspective Fascinating. I think the obvious answer is- Pat Jimmy on the head.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:10:23 No.12916352 >>12916344 FUCK THE SUN

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:10:39 No.12916353 >>12916348 I'll counter bully your bullying. We're rivals, you and I

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:11:07 No.12916354 >>12916348 >>12916325 Bullying over PPG is fine. But Samurai Jack is where I draw the line. NO FURTHER.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:11:25 No.12916355 >>12916352 BULLY THE SUN

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:11:39 No.12916356 >>12916353 In the end it has to be this way. I'll bully you into alphood fgt

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:11:40 No.12916357 >>12916344 Taking that alcohol. Blasted minors

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:11:41 No.12916358 >>12916344 Stare down the sun and make it your bitch, turn it to night at your own will.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:12:10 No.12916359 >>12916344 >Do you take away 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound's flask of alcohol away from them? I would be bullied so hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:12:57 No.12916360 >>12916359 You mean JIMMY, since we're Jabberwock this time.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:13:59 No.12916362 >>12916248 Silver sounded best. http://imgur.com/oRARqcv

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:14:02 No.12916363 >>12916360 Oh whoops. Guess Jimmy could be blamed for it though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:14:21 No.12916364 >>12916356 I've carved my own path, you followed your wrath.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:15:48 No.12916365 >>12916344 Pat Jimmy.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:16:54 No.12916369

>>12916238

>Walking home from work
>Out of nowhere you get knocked down and stripped naked
>MG starts raping you
>She suddenly starts firing off personal questions about you one after another
>She finishes up, gets dressed, and brushes herself off
>You lie on the ground sore and confused when she approaches and politely tells you "I'm sorry, but you are not a suitable candidate for marrige"
>She thanks you and walks away to her next "interview"
Just another day in MGC

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:18:27 No.12916371 >>12916355 MARRY THE SUN

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:18:50 No.12916373
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>You will never have sweet, bounce house sex with your Barometz waifu
>She will never get knocked up with your seed after a good full night of juicy fun with her
>You will never drink the nectar from her lactating breasts while she is pregnant with your daughteru
>You will never be there with her every step of the way while she goes into labor
>Only to be met with shock and horror once she finally gives birth
>That your daughteru is cherry-flavored.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:18:51 No.12916374 >>12916369 Man fuck MGC. I'd leave that place in a heartbeat. It's the drifter life for me after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:18:52 No.12916375 >>12916362 Nice, I do love me some BEEFY girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:19:40 No.12916376 >>12916373 I don't see the problem

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:19:51 No.12916377 >>12916371 FUCK THE SUN

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:19:51 No.12916378 >>12916373 >Spoiler Eh, could be worse. Could be Grape. Watermelon or Raspberry Daughteru a best though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:19:57 No.12916379 >>12916373 >bounce house It's a bouncy castle you heathen.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:20:11 No.12916380 I want to have Sir David Attenborough narrate violent frog girl sexings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtxMOwUlbAA I feel like some sort of freak for enjoying frogs as much as I do. This is nice too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndQZBQJf034

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:20:41 No.12916382 File: 101 KB, 1920x250, MG Farm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916374 They're always looking for farmhands at the various Monster Girl farms that dot the countryside.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:20:44 No.12916383 >>12916373 >>12916379 It's a space bounce you ingrates.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:20:52 No.12916384 I wonder if we'll have more Hellhound and Blind-Shota tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:21:22 No.12916385 >>12916378 Actual grapes are delicious. Grape-flavored products are made from the urine of Satan. So says Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:21:30 No.12916386 >>12916369 Honestly, I would feel insulted after that. She could of at least bought me dinner.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:22:37 No.12916389 >>12916382 I want to be lazy with a weresheep.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:22:59 No.12916390 >>12916382 But I want to be a goddamn drifter. Maybe I'll work in a farm every once in a while to buy tomorrows pair of underwear

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:23:20 No.12916391 >>12916385 You've never had cherry cough syrup then. It's like an eject button for your stomach.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:24:49 No.12916395

>>12916382
Farm life is a good life.

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>Holstaur milk is best when fresh-squeezed!
>The holstaur dairy cow association is currently offering personal tours!
>You're very welcome to bring a holstaur home with you as well!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:25:06 No.12916397 >>12916391 Fuck you for reminding me. I'm going to make you my alp you asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:25:49 No.12916398 >>12916391 I dunno man, grape cough syrup always tasted worse to me. Cherry was always the stuff that was hard, but made my cold symptoms disappear instantly. Grape just made me feel worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:25:59 No.12916400 >>12916397 Bring it, I survived that hell drink and I can survive you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:26:13 No.12916401 File: 365 KB, 1280x917, Alternate ways to earn Praise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916377 CUDDLE THE SUN

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:26:25 No.12916402

>>12916344
>From Jabberwock's perspective
Aw hell yeah, I know exactly what I'm doing.

>Listen to Lilim vent about how her life sucks
>How other students are shit
>How her mother is shit
>How she can't find a human shota to care for
>Finally get up and stand in front of her
>Tell her that perhaps what she needs isn't a human boy
>Lean over her, making her lean back
>Perhaps what she needs, if she wants to take the risk
>Hold her head in claw and pull it towards mine
>Is to do something a bit more taboo
>Stretch out every syllable and make sure the warm breath falls on Lilim's bright red face
>Stay still for a moment, let her soak in just how intimate the situation is, and pull closer to her face, as she closes her eyes
>Then back off and pick up Jimmy and let him sit in my lap
>Let his head rests in my breasts as I tell Lilim that maybe she should try Internet dating since it works for all the Christmas Cakes
>Pat Jimmy's head as I smuggly laugh on the inside over flustering Lilim

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:26:27 No.12916403 >>12916395 I was born in the wrong world. Goddammit I just want this so badly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:27:00 No.12916406 >>12916391 >Likes cherry cough syrup as a kid >Still like it today Where are you getting your cough syrup? Because Cherry cough syrup is divine

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:27:46 No.12916410 >Semen flavored Buckley's for MGs Dear god that would be used as a torture device on humans.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:28:20 No.12916411 >>12916402 >not helping Lilim Thou art evil.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:28:27 No.12916413 >>12916406 >Using cough syrup >Not relying on your own body to defeat the disease so it can become stronger.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:28:38 No.12916414 >>12916410 Anon no. "Flavored" medicines just make you hate the thing they're supposedly emulating. No MG would suffer such a medication.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:29:06 No.12916416 >>12916410 >Semen flavoured Buckley's >It tastes awful >And that's it. It just tastes awful. Really really awful

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:29:19 No.12916417 >>12916395 I'm going to break into that place at night and tip Holstaurs. Then I'll leave before the farmer sicks his Dog Girls on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:29:55 No.12916420 >>12916402 >All pre-spoiler greentext Oh god. Muh dick. I need more of this.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:29:59 No.12916421

>>12916410
>Tommy, we can't afford two kinds of cough syrup.
>And since your sisters outnumber you, we got this.
>It'll still do the job, just don't think about the horrible taste
>No, really don't think about it
>Sweetie?
Tammy was back in school the next day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:30:03 No.12916422 >>12916416 Hey man Buckley's works. It made me throw up once as a kid, but I felt way better once I did.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:30:06 No.12916423 >>12916344 Kids should not be drinking

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:30:06 No.12916424 >>12916413 Are you kidding? That's exactly what I've been doing all my life. I haven't been sick since I was nine

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:31:33 No.12916427 >>12916422 Last time I used Buckley's was back in college when I caught a nasty cold. I felt like I was going to die taking it But I recovered in two days

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:31:55 No.12916428 >>12916421 How would a MG feel about accidentally alping her son?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:34:17 No.12916432 What are monsterboys like this one called? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtHFHq3hKUY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:34:36 No.12916433 >>12916428 She'd have her husband take his/her new virginity. Such is life in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:34:53 No.12916435 >>12916432 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:35:31 No.12916437 >>12916428 >Confusion >Sorrow >Gifts >Apologies >Acceptance >This >>12916433

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:38:36 No.12916444 >>12916274 Does every species have it's own dorm? how big is this campus?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:39:59 No.12916446 >>12916444 Bigger than Rosie's left ass cheek.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:40:17 No.12916447 >>12916444 As big as a hundred danuki's want.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:41:37 No.12916451 >>12916373 At least its not cranberry.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:41:59 No.12916452

>>12916424
Which I could claim that.

Had to have my tonsils ripped out around then because I caught strep throat once a month.

Been fine since then though.

Crap need something MG related

>You will never work for a young vampire and her sister as a butler.

>their exceedingly efficient Kikimorra maid will never become your rival, seeing you as an unnecessary edition to the house.

>You will never bring the dragon guard her meals, frequently needing to wake her up because of the lack of action.

>You will never get lost in their massive library every time you are sent to fetch your mistresses best friend and her succubus minion.

>Younger sister will never ask her to play with you all the time, almost injuring you because she doesn't know her own strength.

>You will never eventually break through the other sisters authoritative air bit by bit, joking with her as time goes on.

>The mansions inhabitants will never warm up to you, blushing and subtly hitting on you as your smiling face cheers up their day.

> You will never become crippled in a car accident one day, robbing you of your left eye and use of your legs. Forcing you to quit your job as you are unable to do your work.
They will never tearfully beg for you to stay anyway, making you the mansion's master in return for your love.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:42:48 No.12916454 >>12916344 take the hooch, sit on the slide with jimmy and pat his head. give the lilim your newly acquired booze to ease her pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:43:39 No.12916457 >>12916433 This wouldn't be awkward or anything. Not at all. >"Are you winnin', son?"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:43:45 No.12916459 >>12916452 Well, that wasn't the turn I was expecting, but sad nonetheless You make being a butler seem fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:43:52 No.12916460 >>12916454 >she ends up an alcoholic >just like her mother

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:45:12 No.12916464 >>12916452 Does my dick still work?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:46:00 No.12916467 >>12916464 SI

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:46:09 No.12916468 >>12916464 I'm sorry Mr. Renolds. You're penis is no longer functional.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:47:04 No.12916471 >>12916452 Wait a sec. >Vampire Sisters >Exceedingly efficient maid >Dragon Guard >Massive Library w/ Succubus Minion Clever man. Only Touhous I really like right there. Sounds like a nice fate, living in that manor.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:48:36 No.12916477 >>12916471 Excellent job, have a celebratory cookie

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:49:48 No.12916480 >>12916477 Hooray. But yeah, sounds like a nice, loved life, crippled or no.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:51:55 No.12916483 >>12916477 Fuck your cookie. Those lolis make garbage cookies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:52:27 No.12916487 >>12916483 Fine, have a muffin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:54:08 No.12916492 >>12916487 That's a normal muffin right? If that has Viagra in it and makes me want to fuck lolis I'm punching you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:55:17 No.12916493 File: 1.65 MB, 1278x906, 1405994641713.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW people forget Sandworms can size shift to basically be Lamia

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:55:45 No.12916494 >>12916493 They're still lite vore.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:55:49 No.12916495 File: 280 KB, 500x444, 500px-Baphomet_Angry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916492 Touch the loli Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:56:06 No.12916497 >>12916492 Don't worry, its made with all natural ingredients Raging Mushrooms are natural right? Besides, the only punching you're going to do in a minute is your dick into their vagina.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:56:46 No.12916498 >>12916495 I'll do it if he doesn't want to.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:57:04 No.12916499

>>12916493
I have a few ponderings about that.

Say you're able to get some furnishings or some such into your Sandworm Waifu. What happens when she shrinks her shell? Since it's magic, does the furniture shrink too?

And also, her teeth. Think that, when her shell shrinks to a tail, the teeth rest along her waist like a belt or something? I think that'd be neat.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:57:20 No.12916501 >>12916495 Touch the loli. Or I'll be sorry?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:57:49 No.12916502 File: 202 KB, 371x333, heartpupils.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916493 After that doujin I started liking sandworms more. Their insecurity making it hard for them to let a man go outside of their body makes me go hnnnng.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:58:00 No.12916503 >>12916495 I'm not touching a Baphomet, only a Familiar, and only with head pats. >>12916497 No anon, I'm punching you in the face with my dick and going off to jerk off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 23:58:07 No.12916504 >>12916495 Too busy 'touching' cows. By touching I mean impregnating.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:00:00 No.12916509 >>12916499 In my idiotic headcanon think Muromi's waistline. But without fish knees.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:00:34 No.12916511 Do alraunes and liliraunes do live births? Do they splat out a flower from their vagina, or a fully formed baby? If one liliraune gets pregnant, does the other one end up pregnant as well? This has been MGE Headscratchers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:01:39 No.12916512 File: 80 KB, 374x520, 1394153360613.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916502 >Okaeri, husband!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:01:40 No.12916513 >>12916511 Maybe they birth a seed that needs to be planted?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:01:46 No.12916514 >>12916511 Seeds Next question

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:02:41 No.12916516 >>12916502 I would have made her pay for my clothes. Shut up! It's an RPGesque world, all monsters carry money and loot. And dicking the daughter. She shot in popularity with me that day.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:03:52 No.12916519

>>12916511
Well, KC said that in many cases, MGs give birth the same way their original species did.

So I dunno. Matango's reproduce by spores, right? They're another plant species, so perhaps Alraune and Liliraune are similar, swelling up pregnant, and then "Birthing" fertilized seeds or pollen or whatever, which then takes root and grows into a new girl. Or GIRLS.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:04:04 No.12916520 >>12916514 Only Barometz has been confirmed by profile to reproduce by seeds.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:05:45 No.12916522 >>12916519 >Alraune gives birth >Numerous seeds are planted into the ground >Weeks later a bunch of daughterus sprout from the ground

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:07:19 No.12916525

>>12916522
I'm suddenly reminded of that one doujin.
>Boy jerks off under his desk constantly.
>One day, Mandragora that started growing there starts sucking him off.
>Feeds her
>She eventually pops out of the floor
>They do it. Much lewds.
>Little later
>Daughterus. Daughterus fucking everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:07:20 No.12916526 >>12916522 >All saying daddy one by one. >eventually wrapped in vines because all your daughterus wanted to hug you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:08:58 No.12916528 >>12916520 Shhh Next question

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:08:59 No.12916529

>>12916516
Just the idea of dicking the daughteru makes me feel queasy. It feels like a betrayal more than anything else, using your position as a father to coax/coerce her into fucking before she's conscious of the context and implications.

Maybe she'd want to anyway, once she's old and educated enough to understand, but otherwise it's brainwashing imo.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:11:10 No.12916532 >>12916529 Eh, if you don't like the thought much anon, just try to think of it as purely, purely feeding her. No more of a sex act than comparing you sucking on your waifu's breast to your child doing so.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:11:14 No.12916533 >>12916529 Do I look like I care? >brainwashing Like what monsters do with mamono mana and baphomet do with pedomorphosis? Moralfag pls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:12:58 No.12916537 >>12916532 I am all for dicking the daughter, but what you made me picture was a tad disturbing. Huh, guess there's some soul left in me. I'm still dicking my daughteru though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:13:05 No.12916538 >>12916252 >joe does MGK I... Your posts make me happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:14:13 No.12916540 >>12916528 You can't silence the truth. Knowledge must be sought. You think you'll catch a LIch's eye with that attitude?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:14:20 No.12916541 >>12916532 It's a fantasy setting so no point in me thinking about it too much. But sometimes anons talk about it like they don't realize/don't care what's wrong with it and it makes me a little sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:15:53 No.12916545 >>12916540 Anon Anon just calm down. I'm just messing with you Obviously the answer in which you are seeking is next question

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:15:58 No.12916546 >>12916538 Like happy happy or homolust and chain me in a basement for the purpose of skinning me and wearing my skin like a trench coat happy?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:17:03 No.12916549 >>12916401 I love this.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:17:05 No.12916550
File: 345 KB, 741x1200, Madia Hatter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>You were the first in the school not to accept the integration of Monster Girls as teachers and students, and you were powerless to stop any of the Monster Girl students, and teachers from harassing the male student body.
>But recently you received the chance to change all that being elected head of the MGA Head Male Representative by a large majority of male students with support of the leftover human female students who live in fear of the monster girls
>All that was left for you now was to work with the MGA Head Female Representative to pass new rules for the gender of the school to follow, and from several rumors floating about the female Representative is a human girl named Madia Hatter that the human girls voted in with 0 competition from the MG's.
>Entering the Representative Room you saw a young lady who looked like a very charismatic transfer student with two cups of tea set up on a white table one for you the other for her.
>Taking a seat to begin discussions of the new rules you two would pass the young lady pulled out a piece of folded paper out of her pocket which she handed to you.
>Unfolding the paper it was a list she had made for changes in the school:
-More, Holstaurus milk for male students to increase their physical strength.
-Longer PE & shower times for male students.
- Male students must wear shorts shorts during warm weather, and wipe themselves with their drinks before drinking them.t.
-Human females must move to the front of every classroom to get out of the MG's view of male students.
-Etc
>Staring at them you couldn't believe how a human girl like her could write down changes for the school to benefit MG's.
>Then raising your voice at her she took a drink of her tea, and told you should take a drink as well so everything to be a lot clearer on why she wrote down those changes.
>Looking at the tea, it was deep brown color, and having her stare at you with a smile, you picked up the tea & drunk it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:17:26 No.12916551 >>12916546 Happy as in giving me a reason to stay awake instead of drifting off into an alcohol-induced snooze happy.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:18:07 No.12916552

>>12916550
>Going down your throat it tasted like honey & cinnamon mixed in one.
>After you finished you set the tea cup down, and your mind started to go blank masking your thoughts.
>Checking out her suggestions to improve the school they all started to seem reasonable, and before long you found yourself on the floor with your eyes closing & opening.
>Slowly you watched her moved from her seat, and climbed on top of you saying "Don't worry. I'll hold your hand when showing you how the far rabbit hole goes."

Just another day Monster Girl Academy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:18:44 No.12916554 File: 101 KB, 540x800, 46349855_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:20:40 No.12916556 >>12916551 What are you, an Oni?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:21:02 No.12916558 >>12916545 Is it possible for a cancer to leave the crab's mouth and control it with her thoughs? Sort of like a Dullahan and her body.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:22:40 No.12916560 >>12916541 >anons talk about it like they don't realize/don't care what's wrong with it and it makes me a little sad. Are you for real?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:22:48 No.12916561 >>12916503 The Familiar won't enjoy leaving it at that, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:22:59 No.12916562 >>12916558 No Next question

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:23:04 No.12916563 >>12916556 An alcoholic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:24:02 No.12916564 File: 193 KB, 495x700, 47537798_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter season is best season

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:24:43 No.12916567 >>12916561 Too bad. I can't bring myself to dick the lil sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:25:38 No.12916570 >>12916564 >Winter season >In a school swimsuit This is conflicting many thing

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:26:06 No.12916572 >>12916564 Summer. Bikinis Shorts. Sun dresses

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:26:33 No.12916576 >>12916562 Can you back that up? >>12916567 I see brutal anal rape in your future. That she will force on you. With your dick. In her ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:28:07 No.12916579 >>12916576 Sure The human part of the Cancer and the Crab are linked. They are no separate deities or cosplay like a Selkie or whatever Plus, that would be stupid anyhow

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:28:19 No.12916580 >>12916576 But I don't want to put it in there!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:30:25 No.12916584 >>12916580 Don't worry anon. She has a better hole for you. Something that will let her have proof that you love her....after 9 months or so.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:33:23 No.12916589 >>12916579 But the Cancer can swallow a man into the crab, she must have human legs in there somewhere. Or are you telling me she's cut off at the pussy? THAT'S stupid. >>12916580 Too bad! Your Luke is gonna go over to the brown side.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:36:03 No.12916591 >>12916580 Do you prefer another hole? Or would you rather she uses those spongy hands and feet?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:36:28 No.12916594 >>12916550 what a shmuck

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:36:46 No.12916596 File: 1.57 MB, 1912x794, 1421041261490.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you bone a skeleton?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:36:56 No.12916597 >>12916589 Go fall in a pit of spikes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:37:26 No.12916600 >>12916589 No, see, she's like the Sandworm. She's part of the worm Next question

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:37:44 No.12916601 Why is there so much familiar talk recently? No one used to talk about them before.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:37:50 No.12916602 >>12916591 Do I even have to get fucked by her? >>12916597 Fuck you that's my line.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:38:02 No.12916603 >>12916596 >>>/co/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:38:27 No.12916605 >>12916596 >no skin I need something that grips besides a bony ass or a very toothy blow job.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:38:41 No.12916606 >>12916601 Picture had some lingering magic spell on it and now we can't stop thinking about them

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:39:25 No.12916609 >>12916606 What picture? The profile pic?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:39:44 No.12916610 >>12916601 The story "a familiar friend" happened.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:39:53 No.12916611 >>12916609 That's right

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:47:34 No.12916619 File: 1.97 MB, 1254x1771, 47464228_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:48:02 No.12916620 >>12916610 Link pls

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:51:17 No.12916626 >>12916620 http://pastebin.com/u/averageanon

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 00:58:34 No.12916632

>Anon is on his way to school
>He's always brimming with confidence
>He doesn't shrink from the Oni who catcalls him and licks her lips as he walks by
>He sneers at the Hellhound who flares her eyes at him like he was dealing with a gnat
>He casually untangles the tail of a Milfy Royal Blue succubus who bids him sit down and spend some time with her, before casually walking away
>No, he pays no mind to any of it as he cuts though an alley trying to save some time, studies are important after all
>He doesn't even shout in surprise as he's knocked off his feet by an unseen assailant, putting his arms out to avoid hurting himself
>As he flips on his back, he see the three MGs he dismissed looking own at him quite menacingly
>But he simply smiles and ask whatever is the matter
>The MGs look at each other and inform him he'll be keeping them company for some time
>But why would he do that, he has nothing to give them he replies, and being a student I have no money to spare
>They laugh in unison, telling him to remove his pants
>He stands to do so and the succubus wraps her tail around his neck, doesn't want her prey escaping
>He tells them this is embarrassing, as he doesn't wear underwear, he'll be quite exposed
>The tip of the spadetail gently caresses his cheek and in her most soothing voice, she tells him to continue
>He does, letting them drop to the floor, and then he sees their astonished faces
>Our anon has no penis
>Their voices tremble, asking how such a thing can be. How is he alive? How is he not changed?
>He replies that his mother is a Dullahan, and his genitals are detachable, he never carries it with him when he goes out
>Turning to leave he is jerked back by the paw of the Hellhound, who, undeterred, tells him to assume the position and begin licking
Anon swallows his tongue in front of the three slack jawed sluts

Feels good to be gangsta.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:00:55 No.12916637 >>12916600 So? Sandworm has a completely human body inside. >>12916597 Why so angry anon? >>12916601 Ebb and flow of things.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:02:20 No.12916639 >>12916637 >Sandworm has a completely human body inside Sans feet, anon. They can't get out of the shell. Just like Cancer's Next question

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:03:14 No.12916641 >>12916639 >sans feet >>12916493 Son, are you stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:03:41 No.12916642 File: 238 KB, 623x900, commission_xcalibur1585_02_by_bokuman-d5o6png.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Finally finished RSAnon's GMJ Are any other writers even close to this level of quality? All I see anymore are greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:04:36 No.12916644 >>12916632 Wait so if you had a spider mom would you be able to climb walls and shoot webs out of your hands? And if you had a Mantis mom would you be able to hold scythes in your arms?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:04:49 No.12916645 >>12916641 Anon, you know that's a doujin, yes? Fan comic. Non-canon. Artistic interpretation.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:05:17 No.12916647 File: 189 KB, 605x800, 39841008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:06:02 No.12916648 >>12916641 Yes, sans feet. Without feet. They're not Selkie

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:06:29 No.12916650 >>12916619 She's looking to be tenderly cuddlefucked while holding hands and kissing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:06:33 No.12916652 >>12916644 And a Dormouse mom would make you small, sleepy, and huggable to all MGs? That sounds horrifying to be like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:06:34 No.12916653 >>12916642 Disgusting. >>12916645 Accept your defeat.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:08:30 No.12916657 >>12916644 No web, but able to climb wall and excellent night vision are guaranteed. Mantis would be great agility and precise movements. No arm scythes though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:09:31 No.12916658 >>12916647 The fuck is this shit? >inb4 touhou You know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:09:37 No.12916659 >>12916653 Anon, I'm not even the "Answers" guy or anything. I'm just telling you, a doujin, a fan comic, is just that. A fan comic. No more canon in relation to the MGE than any of the stories we write in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:11:28 No.12916662 >>12916659 So canon supersedes everything, is what you're saying. Very well. CENTAUR FRONTPUSSY

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:11:32 No.12916663 >>12916642 ThunderBrother, Niebelfader, peteRDNZL and YBA are all excellent writers. In my opinion, that is.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:14:56 No.12916670

>>12916662
Well yes, canon supersedes everything. That's why it's canon.

That's not to say you can't have headcanon stuff, it's your own writing or whatever, but I thought we were arguing about what was explicit, canon-fact.

And fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
FUCK YOUUUUUUKLAJ:ALHJF:JAKLJFAL:JFDSA

>>	.le Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:17:05 No.12916675 >>12916663 I dont know who the others are but i completely agree that YBA is godsend

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:17:52 No.12916677 >>12916675 Either you forgot a couple letters or that's a shit "Disguise" name. Dragon proposal coloration?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:18:31 No.12916680 File: 950 KB, 476x319, 1421389111932.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916670 >spoiler It's canon, why so angry? It's C-A-N-O-N.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:19:06 No.12916682 >>12916680 Hey. You have shit about canon you'd rather ignore and go off into your own headcanon about. And I've got mine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:20:15 No.12916685 Someone mentioned some dragon waifu stories at the end of the last thread, anyone have links?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:21:59 No.12916689

>>12916682
Hey you were the one going on about canon, and how sandworm's doujins is "artistic interpretation". But frontpussy is not, it's real, word of god. So the next time you're plowing your nightmare waifu, remember, she has a pussy you're not using you selfish bastard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:25:30 No.12916697 >>12916689 Not in my headcanon. >>12916685 Dragon Waifu? Might've been DoILookLikeAWritefag's. Love that one. Here you go. http://pastebin.com/u/DoIlooklikeawritefag Order to read 'em in is oldest to newest if you care to. Still sad he is kill.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:26:24 No.12916701 >>12916697 Canon>headcanon Your words >>12916670

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:32:50 No.12916711 >>12916701 In an explicit argument about what's Canon, yes. Which is what I thought this was. Started as at least. Don't matter diddly squat in my own imagination.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:34:23 No.12916713 >>12916711 >In an explicit argument about what's Canon, yes. Which is what I thought this was And still is. You dug your own grave since you admitted it yourself. Frontpussy>horse pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:36:33 No.12916717 What is the best way to aquire a harem of ushi onis?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:38:27 No.12916719 >>12916717 I don't even know if I should answer this question let alone how.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:38:32 No.12916720 >>12916717 Get tossed into a pit of Ushi Oni Make sure you MAXED Luck and Stamina

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:38:39 No.12916721 >>12916713 Now THAT is a matter of opinion. And yours is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:38:51 No.12916722 >>12916717 Run through caves blowing a rape whistle

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:39:26 No.12916723 >>12916719 Whys that?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:39:45 No.12916724 >>12916344 >Do you listen to Bob the Alp go on about dicks? They're in kindegarten, wouldn't s/he use the word "fireman"?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:41:27 No.12916725 >>12916717 Spread a rumor that you have a pelvis made out of diamond.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:41:32 No.12916726 >>12916717 Sneak into the woods and follow them until they think they're alone and begin to chew on grass as a herd. They'll do anything to hide their secret, shameful lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:41:42 No.12916727 >>12916721 I know, still, ALL CENTAURS HAVE TWO PUSSIES. Even your waifu, you can't headcanon it away, not anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:42:17 No.12916729 >>12916717 Put on the Innocent Virgin act. Make sure to cry and say how you're ruined for marriage .

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:42:43 No.12916730 >>12916717 Bathe in coffee?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:43:20 No.12916731 >>12916730 Is that wise?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:44:03 No.12916733 File: 1.65 MB, 1282x2352, 1393186436722.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916727 No frontpussy. >>12916730 >>12916731 >drunk Ushi-Oni >Y'know, you're a shwell guy, y'nkow?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:45:58 No.12916735

>>12916727
>You can't headcanon it away.
Pretty sure I can.
Pretty sure I can even claim MAMONO MANA would erase it as easily as it created it, if it was underused/undesired by the centaur in question's husband.

And fuck, I will take it to KC if I have to because I'm tired of that one point always annoying the hell out of me. Shame he stopped doing the English Language Q&As.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:46:25 No.12916737

>>12916733
Yes, frontpussy.

>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the Current Demon Lord. They can have sex with a man and become pregnant no matter which one is used.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:47:34 No.12916738 >>12916737 Look at that picture. There is no frontpussy. Quoting MGE at me is not going to affect EMG in any way.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:48:00 No.12916739

So basically, i need to cover my self in coffee while running yhrough cavesystems loudly exclaiming that i hope no one takes my virgin diamond dick and sullies me for marriage while crying and occasionally blowing a rape whistle? Alright, im off to test it out!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:48:20 No.12916740 >Talking about MGE canon >Start mixing headcanon and canon >Someone brings up EMG >Talking about everything at once Well this argument is officially fucked.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:48:22 No.12916741

>>12916735

He didn't stop doing them. The faggot admin on MGR has made it so they all have to go through him and he's the ONLY one allowed to have KC's/Exet's skype. He's a piss poor community manager who's terrified of actually doing shit because it might offend.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:48:34 No.12916742 >>12916735 Mamono mana can only make bodies more suited for sex, not less, there is no wishing the front pussy away. >Well yes, canon supersedes everything. That's why it's canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:48:43 No.12916743 >>12916739 And we never heard from that Anon ever again Truly a tragic tale

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:50:22 No.12916745 >>12916738 Who the fuck is talking about EMG? I could give a shit about that crap harem. If you're not the guy I started talking to, why the hell are you butting in? His waifu is a nightmare, which is MGE, so she has a frontpussy and that is final.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:50:44 No.12916746

>>12916741
He did send a batch of questions to KC. He just never got a reply.

And also.
>Only one allowed to have KC's/Exet's Skype
You realize that there's nothing stopping you from going on Twitter or some shit, and asking yourself, right?

Plenty of English-speaking fuckers fucked up royally, so it's no surprise he's being rather light-footed about things. If you want to talk to KC with no middleman so bad, there's nothing stopping you from going on Twitter and doing so. Except for your inability to speak or learn Japanese, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:50:58 No.12916747 >>12916724 The Alp's a 6th grader.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:51:45 No.12916749 >>12916742 I can perfectly well argue that nothing about front pussy makes bodies more suited for sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:53:03 No.12916750 >>12916746 >He did send a batch of questions to KC. He just never got a reply. This doesn't surprise me. Have you seen how bad the man guts questions in order to make them "easily translatable?" Plus the recent batches have all been softballs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:53:19 No.12916751 >>12916745 But anon, EMG is superior to MGE as a setting, regardless of story. I never argued about MGE Centaurs not having two pussies, which is silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:54:10 No.12916754 >>12916749 As could I, but I'm not gonna bother reading the world guide right now for this retarded argument that I don't need to win because you did that for me. I am never gonna let you live this down. FRONTPUSY FOR EVERYONE!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:55:10 No.12916757 >>12916751 >EMG is superior to MGE Monsterboys.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:56:09 No.12916760

>>12916750
Obstinately, the reason for no new English Q&As is that KC was busy with Comiket.
Nevermind that the entire thing was dead for months before said event just a couple weeks ago.

And of course, the Japanese Q&A has never been translated. I don't know if KC still answers it at all, but God knows what kinds of answers might be present there.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:56:21 No.12916761 >>12916757 >what are incubi

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:57:11 No.12916763 Monster girls are sins against humanity. This message brought to you by Yokai girls.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:57:53 No.12916765

>>12916761
Not those.

>As of the present, there are no males among the monsters at all. When it comes down to it, an Incubus is just a human warped by Monster mana. Due to the existence of mana, which human men continually produce, no matter how strong the Monster mana that's imbued in their body, human men remain human.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 01:59:59 No.12916768 >>12916763 But yokai want to eat us. And not in the fun way.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:00:20 No.12916773

Yeah just checked, Japanese Q&A for MGE is as dead as the English one. Maybe KC just got fed up with stupid questions.

Still, 174 answered questions, untranslated, holding who knows what kind of revelations and insight.

Or it could all be inane crap about daily life or somethin'. Who knows.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:00:43 No.12916775 File: 101 KB, 936x760, Gryphon Girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:01:01 No.12916776 >>12916763 Get out of her gap hag. Night all, don't burn down the thread. Anymore than it currently is at least

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:01:22 No.12916777 >>12916775 You know Stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:01:23 No.12916778 >>12916775 Writing about kumihos and tengu. Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:01:25 No.12916779 File: 293 KB, 1590x1177, Yokai daughters.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916768 Well, it's fun for one party.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:03:32 No.12916781 >>12916775 Playing Toukiden. I think I'm about to beat the story mode? Maybe? Mostly getting ready for Monhan next month

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:03:33 No.12916782 >>12916775 Trying to come up with adorable things for a Dragon girl to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:04:27 No.12916784 >>12916775 Playing spessmans.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:05:08 No.12916786 >>12916779 I want to pet Koma's head and tell her she's a good girl. >>12916781 Changed my preorder to the N3DSXL bundle today, was going to get a new system with bigger screen for it anyways so I couldn't resist.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:05:22 No.12916787 >>12916775 Crushing anon's dreams.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:05:50 No.12916788 >>12916784 Courageous Spaceman Spiff?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:06:10 No.12916790 >>12916786 I can't justify buying the new DS until there's a game I need it to play

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:06:23 No.12916791 >>12916786 Man, I hate the N3DS I bought the old 3DS the day before it got announced

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:06:41 No.12916792 File: 93 KB, 461x747, Kumo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone say something about Youkai?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:07:51 No.12916793 >>12916788 Calvin and Jinko Hobbes whe- .... No, I can't make myself say that. Calvin and Hobbes will always remain unchanged

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:08:17 No.12916794 >>12916792 >Six arms The possibilities

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:08:57 No.12916799 >>12916794 She's a Spider Youkai. She has six arms and two legs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:09:35 No.12916801 File: 701 KB, 1600x1127, Censored Something I'd Totally Marry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916778 No reason. >>12916787 Have fun with that nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:09:49 No.12916802 >>12916793 I'm afraid we already raped your childhood. And Hobbes raped calving. Even before this thread, but you don't want to see that, surely.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:09:54 No.12916803
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>>12916790
>>12916791
I only have my original 3DS and I like what the N3DSXL for it's bigger screen and inbuilt C-stick even if it's kinda small.

Who is ready to wrassle monsters?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:10:11 No.12916804 >>12916793 I've seen them fuck, there's nothing to be lost anymore. The term "hobbesing" has also been used on /d/ to very fun effect.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:10:24 No.12916805 File: 89 KB, 601x653, MadeInZoph.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916775 Coloring. And suffering. I should draw Zoph instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:10:50 No.12916806 >>12916801 The fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:11:53 No.12916808 >>12916788 Space station 13. But it's almost the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:12:23 No.12916809 >>12916803 I'm totally up for monster wrassling Is the C stick really that small? Like pinky sized?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:13:16 No.12916811 >>12916808 Then riddle me this: what is 5+6? >>12916809 But if the Monster is big and stronk, you can't win!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:14:03 No.12916813 >>12916811 Then I'll just have to train for days on end

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:14:03 No.12916814 >>12916809 Smaller than the ABXY buttons. But it's probably sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:15:33 No.12916821 >>12916813 >training montage >anon becomes the Saitama of wrasslin' >immediately loses to a Wurm

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:15:42 No.12916822 >>12916814 >Smaller than the ABXY buttons Christ, that thing is microscopic That spoiler is not helping all the innuendo right now. Accursed dirty mind, you will be the death of me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:16:42 No.12916824 >>12916821 Then I'll train harder. I'll go so far at to reach my bodies limits And stop because I don't want to break something

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:16:49 No.12916825 File: 84 KB, 800x441, Yokai babes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yokai are more fun. They make you work for their respect and lust.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:17:24 No.12916827 >>12916805 i said this about your other thing too but your skin coloring just keeps getting better

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:18:09 No.12916829 >>12916825 >working >for a fuckhole

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:19:09 No.12916831 >>12916805 >>12916827 I agree. Even unfinished like it is it looks really good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:19:24 No.12916832 >>12916825 what is that from?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:20:13 No.12916833 >>12916827 >other thing >soon.jpg life is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:20:25 No.12916836 File: 169 KB, 800x1023, Yokai are fucking weird.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916832 Japan.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:21:18 No.12916839 >>12916833 i can wait, it will be worth

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:22:39 No.12916843 >>12916821 >anon gets his bapho to plant her in the ground like a radish

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:22:42 No.12916844 >>12916833 >>12916839 W-what's the thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:23:17 No.12916845 >>12916836 >Baketeriya thanks, I just needed a complete image to search with.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:23:43 No.12916846 >>12916843 >new Wurms grow from where she was planted Now what?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:25:10 No.12916848 >>12916844 it's a surprise

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:25:51 No.12916851 >>12916848 I don't like surprises. Usually it's just a box of bullying

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:26:26 No.12916855 File: 285 KB, 867x1248, Daimonji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916845

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:26:47 No.12916858 >>12916851 What are you, an alp?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:27:29 No.12916860 >>12916858 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:29:00 No.12916863 >>12916860 My urge to bully is rising.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:31:18 No.12916866 >>12916860 Put on the skirt or I'm going in dry today.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:31:44 No.12916867 File: 308 KB, 850x950, Amazing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916863 Did I say maybe? I meant no. Have Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:32:42 No.12916870 File: 103 KB, 550x698, 1403815794793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916867 Can I bully a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:33:22 No.12916872 >>12916846 Sell her as a military weapon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:33:36 No.12916875 >>12916866 >>12916867 You aren't getting out of this one so easily, and neither are we.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:34:10 No.12916878 File: 129 KB, 714x740, Yuugi 22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you Boney the Oni?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:36:55 No.12916885 >>12916875 What's that supposed to mean? >>12916878 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:38:53 No.12916887 File: 37 KB, 631x357, Boney 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916878 LEAVE ME ALOOOOONE-Y YOU ONI

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:38:59 No.12916888 >>12916870 It would be extremely painful... >>12916872 But you can't sell people!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:40:34 No.12916893 >>12916888 She's a monster, not a person.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:41:54 No.12916896 >>12916893 Of course she's a person, she can recognize herself in the mirror! Most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:43:30 No.12916901 >>12916896 She's a wurm. I have no need for justification. None at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:43:51 No.12916902 >>12916896 So can a chimp.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:45:03 No.12916906 >>12916843 Please anon, wurms go underground of their own accord all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:45:26 No.12916908 >>12916901 There are no heroes left in man. I bet you'd pilot a mecha that was designed for just Wurm-bullying.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:47:36 No.12916912 >>12916870 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BullyingADragon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:50:23 No.12916917 >>12916908 >needing a mecha >not being Id tier >not doing the Saitama workout

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:51:47 No.12916921 >>12916917 >not wanting to play with big toys I bet you're a girl in disguise. Boys love mechs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:52:22 No.12916924 >>12916888 >>12916912 What if I bully a dragon with love?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:52:43 No.12916925 >>12916921 I love power, fuck your toys.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:53:06 No.12916927 >>12916921 But chicks dig giant robots. He's not human, I tell ya.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:53:41 No.12916928 >>12916924 Then you get to take responsibility. >>12916925 Villain please, go conduct evil elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:54:07 No.12916930 >>12916927 Shut up Coop.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:55:29 No.12916932 >>12916928 >villain >for wanting to be strong on my own You're that fucking kamengaf aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:56:57 No.12916936 >>12916932 You won't fool me with your silly insults.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 02:59:25 No.12916941 >>12916936 I'm not Rp'ing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:00:28 No.12916944 >>12916941 >wanting to be strong on my own >not Rp'ing That's not the way the cookie crumbles.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:00:42 No.12916946 File: 949 KB, 800x1129, 1415050874483.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916870 You can and you should.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:01:31 No.12916948 File: 501 KB, 1500x676, 1406545885572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916946 You sure?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:03:04 No.12916953 >>12916946 >>12916948 This is why I'd do this >>12916924 Make my heart die when she finally goes dere.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:05:28 No.12916959 File: 585 KB, 600x960, 47463443_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916948 That's fighting, not bullying.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:10:29 No.12916971 >>12916959 That's her defending herself against a bully-wully.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:12:25 No.12916977 File: 195 KB, 800x700, 47216971_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916971 That's obviously someone punching her in the beginning. I'd never punch a super cutie like a dragon.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:14:42 No.12916984

>>12916977
Yeah, she needs headpats and surprise hugs. Maybe a tutor so she doesn't fail writing. Just because she thinks someone should write about here doesn't mean she can flunk the class.
And then the volcano she lives near erupts, so I need to stay over until things cool down. Only literally.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:19:54 No.12916997 >>12916984 >surprise hugs >stay over Just what are you planning to do with my daughteru?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:21:44 No.12917002 >>12916997 Have a sweet romance until she confesses her feelings on her own, and only then take a kiss from her. If that's alright with you sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:27:22 No.12917010 >>12917002 >dragon vanilla Proceed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:58:36 No.12917077 File: 330 KB, 1425x1200, 1409152711953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917010 Why is there no proceeding?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:00:15 No.12917080 >>12917077 I'm just going to assume that everyone went off to dream of Dragons. Which is only proper, after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:02:04 No.12917083 >>12917077 I need to try and write more of something else before bed. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:03:38 No.12917086 File: 717 KB, 800x600, ev005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917080 >>12917083 DISAPPOINTED.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:05:02 No.12917087 File: 300 KB, 577x768, 1396492685606.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917077 I prefer my dragons to be of the chocolate variety.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:09:02 No.12917092 >>12917087 Her skin is delicious but I find those tiny foot-claws of hers off-putting.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:10:26 No.12917094 >>12917087 Tits too big for her hips. Japs have a real problem with this, where they draw a waistless stump and then just add balloon tits.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:12:29 No.12917095 >>12917094 They also have trouble making good asses. What's up with that?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:12:39 No.12917096 File: 2.57 MB, 2000x2500, navalingus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:13:29 No.12917097 >>12917096 Neat!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:14:13 No.12917099 >>12917096 >Apophis with glasses >bellybutton licking Oh. Oh my. My oh my.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:14:18 No.12917100 >>12916382 Sheep give wool. Cows give milk. Chickens give eggs. P'orcs give???

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:15:41 No.12917102 >>12917100 P'orcs are the "petting" zoo.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:16:26 No.12917103 >>12917096 Goddess of love

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:16:39 No.12917104 >>12917096 I want to lick her all over.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:16:42 No.12917105 >>12917100 P'orcs give all their love.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:17:34 No.12917108 >>12917096 Nice

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:17:43 No.12917109 >>12917102 Heavy petting zoo?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:17:51 No.12917110 >>12917096 What does she taste like?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:18:44 No.12917112 >>12917110 Sweet grapejuice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:18:57 No.12917114 >>12917096 Delicious. >Said the boy licking dat Goddess-tier Grapesnake Belly Loving the coloring still, glad to see you're keeping it up .less. Looks fantastic, can't wait to see what comes next.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:19:07 No.12917115 >>12917110 snake cloaca

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:19:58 No.12917116 >>12917100 >P'orcs give??? Sp'acon. Spank-Dat-Bacon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:20:48 No.12917119 >>12917109 >Heavy petting zoo Very good. >>12917112 She's not a Barometz, anon. She'd taste like salt and faintly like urea.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:20:48 No.12917120 You know what would be nice? Shortstack Minotaur arm-wrestling with Brawny Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:22:32 No.12917125 >>12917119 >salt and faintly like urea The venom obviously makes the guy experience those tastes differently. Besides, when's the last time you tasted something purple that wasn't sweet?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:23:53 No.12917129 File: 1.15 MB, 2000x1371, 1420437747424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All praise the mighty Loen

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:24:31 No.12917131 File: 293 KB, 2000x1000, 1405216180223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917129 I agree

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:24:46 No.12917132 >>12917129 That's nice, but it's not a spider.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:28:14 No.12917137 >>12917131 Do you think Miaa gets pleasure by licking her own tail? It is a sensitive area.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:30:18 No.12917139 >>12917137 Yes. But would she use it to masturbate?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:30:19 No.12917141 File: 553 KB, 1200x1271, 1392657595025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which will it be? The heart of a P'Orc, or the heart... of Snow White?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:31:59 No.12917147 File: 109 KB, 616x444, fhg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917137 >>12917139 probably

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:32:39 No.12917148 >>12917147 Slutbucket.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:33:34 No.12917149 >>12917139 I can imagine her ouroborosing it up while diddling herself. It's a steamy thought.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:34:16 No.12917150 File: 116 KB, 613x448, fgg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917148 please don't

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:36:36 No.12917151 >>12917150 A strumpet and a harlot. A courtesan.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:37:56 No.12917153 File: 267 KB, 837x857, jkjk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917151 nigger i'll fight you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:39:25 No.12917155 >>12917153 Ohohoho! Miia pleases old men for money!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:40:28 No.12917157 >>12917155 Do you have a favorite EMG girl or are they all just cumdumps to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:40:36 No.12917158 >>12917155 What if Mia gets off on degrading insults?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:41:04 No.12917161 File: 334 KB, 700x994, mad hatter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916550

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:41:57 No.12917162 >>12917158 I think that would only work if that was Darling's fetish or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:42:55 No.12917163 >>12917157 I love them all, don't get me wrong. That being said, it's Rachne

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:43:12 No.12917164 >>12917161 A mushroom I might put my mushroom into after it mushrooms up fully.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:46:22 No.12917168 >>12917163 Nice choice. I'm more of a Suu fag but tender bondage is an interest of mine.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:46:45 No.12917169

>>12916888
>But you can't sell people!
Is that so?
>>12913483
Continuing
>"You want to do chores?"
>Only response is vigorous nodding. Shit, a blind kid nodding like that is really cute.
>"Uh, like, what kind of chores?"
>"Anything! It doesn't have to be important. Anything useful. Anything I can do."
>"Something useful that you can do" you repeat.
>Being put on the spot like this you...can't actually think of anything useful that he can do. That's really fucking depressing.
>"Well, uh, wait a minute, let me think about it..."
>Desperate attempts to come up with something causing your mind to go blank.
>Can feel the kid's heart slowly breaking as time drags on.
>Eventually give up and go with the only thing you can think of. Really don't want to.
>"Well, how about massages?" Can feel your creepiness level rising just from saying it.
>"Massages?" Curious head tilt. His body language has been getting a lot more exaggerated. Maybe a reaction to losing his vision.
>Too fucking cute.
>"Yeah, my job is pretty stressful. It'd help out a lot if you could help me relax when I get home."
>Uhhh...
>"You know, with massages. I mean."
> *Eris has leveled up!*
> *Talent point unlocked!*
> +3 str
> +1 int
> +2 dex
> +9 creep

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:47:53 No.12917171 File: 232 KB, 728x1065, 1414111528941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917168 Suu is a dom too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:48:11 No.12917172 >>12917163 ...I applaud you for your decision. Your waifu a best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:50:43 No.12917174 >>12917171 She's also very useful and caring. She wants to help everyone and doesn't seem to be caught up in herself. I guess I like her because she's the most selfless and I want to take a bath in her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:51:51 No.12917176 >>12917171 This image introduced me to fetishes I'd rather not have.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:51:56 No.12917178 >>12917169 hahaha

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:53:36 No.12917179

>>12917169
>Wonder all day if Blind Shota and Hellhound is gonna continue
>Nope, guess not.
>Get ready to go to bed
>Blind Shota and Hellhound

Guess if there's any more tonight, I'll read it in the morning. For now I'll just say getting nice Massages after a long day at work is a perfectly fine application of Shota for a young, healthy Monster Girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 04:54:25 No.12917182 >>12917176 You are now an embryo. Say goodbye to the troubles of the outside world. Also to all stimuli not produced by your Slimefu.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:00:54 No.12917183 File: 387 KB, 700x994, mad hatterBUKKAE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917161 >>12917164

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:03:40 No.12917185 >>12917182 B-but I Will drown. The only one who can drowns me is the murder tuna pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:04:31 No.12917186 >>12917183 I see she enjoys my spores outside too. I got a lot more where that came from.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:04:41 No.12917187 >>12917185 >drown Not if your Slimefu fills your lungs and provides you oxygen. This is also how she will feed you and remove your waste.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:07:48 No.12917190 >>12917187 So like a slime umbilical cord or cords? I imagine it being very peaceful and relaxing for short periods of time but I don't think I would like it if it were more than a few hours at a time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:11:38 No.12917191 >>12917190 9 months anon. No breaks.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:14:05 No.12917194 >>12917191 Eh? I probably wouldn't go for that. I would just like to get a nice full body massage and float around for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:15:29 No.12917196 >>12917194 Since when did Slimes ask for consent? You gonna get given birth to in 9 months, and that is final.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:20:30 No.12917199 >>12917196 Well at least I'd have a story to tell.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:21:15 No.12917201 >>12917199 >and eventually anon stopped thinking The End.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:26:52 No.12917205 File: 2.70 MB, 2000x2500, Goddessoflove.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917096

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:27:18 No.12917206 Has anyone made a story or drawn someone in like slime battle armor? that would be cool as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:28:01 No.12917210 >>12917205 Apophridite? >>12917206 That sounds silly, and no such thing exists.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:30:39 No.12917213 >>12917210 but it would be amazing >slime constantly giving you a full body hug while also increasing your physical abilities >extended reach and power over water

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:31:27 No.12917214 >>12917213 I've read Spider-man as a kid, this won't work out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:32:59 No.12917216 >>12917214 it will for the person inside who's getting milked for mana

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:41:43 No.12917225 >>12917216 Wouldn't you have to cum an awful lot for a slime power suit to be useful in an extended battle?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:55:49 No.12917244

>>12917169
>"NnnyaAH!"
>"S-sorry, did that hurt?"
>"No no, it's fine, keep going. Yeah, right there."
>Kid is good at this. Dangerously good. 3 days of it and you're already addicted.
>Guess there's no harm in it; it IS actually really relaxing, and he's as happy as can be that you're relying on him for something.
>Won't be so happy if he ever figures out you got the idea from a pornographic pamphlet advertising an adult bathhouse.
>Kid just finished your feet and is working your ankles. He'll do your calves next, then thighs.
>Always makes you a little nervous when he gets to the thighs.
>There were a couple...accidents...the first day. He can't really tell what he's touching right away after all. You didn't say anything of course, didn't want to embarrass the poor kid. He figured it out eventually.
>Went red like a lobster, ehehehheh
>Not like there is anything to be embarrassed about. The butt is a perfectly legitimate area to massage. There's a lot of muscle in there.
>It is a little sore today too.
>You should just tell him to keep going up when he finishes your thighs. In fact, you will, you'll just-
>"Haachi!" Cute~
>Mumble into your pillow "You've been doing that a lot lately, you got hey fever or something?"
>"Ah, no, it's just when your tail starts moving a lot like that sometimes it tickles my nose. It's kinda fuzzy."
>"Hmph. I just haven't brushed it much lately. It's usually really silky.
>"Oh, then-" Kid leans over the side of the bed and starts feeling around underneath it. "Here!"
>He comes up with a brush and starts working on your tail with it. Feels nice. Where'd he get a brush?
>Ah.
>"Drop that!"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:56:42 No.12917247 >>12916554 Hitomi when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:57:33 No.12917249 >>12917206 RS did it in his story briefly.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 05:58:54 No.12917251 >>12917205 >>12917096 Would hug Would lick

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 06:04:44 No.12917260 File: 51 KB, 698x720, IMG_70929662525219.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916657 >>12916644 >>12916652 >>12916632 This is turning dangerously into monsterboys territory. Anons, please stay calm or it could become problematic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 06:07:06 No.12917262 >>12917260 Man those people are probably asleep by now. Don't stir up trouble.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 06:13:45 No.12917269 >>12917244 >"Nee-san. Why is this brush all sticky? Kek.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 06:16:20 No.12917271

>>12917244
>"Eh!? Uh, s-sorry."
>Shit, you scared him.
>"No, its- uh, I just didn't want you to get dirty. It's a little dirty."
>"Nn? It feels alright." He brings it to his face.
>"Stop sniffing iiiit!"
>"Uwah!"
>"Ah, it's ok, it's just-"
>Well he does already have his hands on it.
>And it was feeling pretty good.
>Sigh. "I guess it's ok, just make sure you wash your hands afterwards."
>"Umm...ok?"
>"Especially before you eat anything!"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 06:32:21 No.12917288 >>12917271 Why hasn't she raped him yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 06:38:50 No.12917294 Uh Oh! Your Monster Girl Daughteru wants to be Bayonetta IRL and do sick combos How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 06:44:44 No.12917300 File: 150 KB, 1000x1000, MGK_NotShitVersion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916344 I'm so sorry you had to use that version. Have a slightly better one.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 06:49:37 No.12917303 >>12917294 Are we talking bayo 1 or 2 Bayonetta

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 06:49:57 No.12917305 >>12917294 >do sick combos She better do sick combos. I raised her better than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 07:04:35 No.12917322 File: 555 KB, 529x736, 1420600007358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any news about bird maids new chapter?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 07:57:16 No.12917373 you're all the closest thing i've ever had to friends no alp

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 07:58:28 No.12917376 >>12917373 we love you too, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:17:19 No.12917404 >>12917153 It's weird how much the story and pace changed from the beggining of Monster Musume, it used to be such a lighthearted love story about a normal guy and his lamia girlfriend-to-be. Now it's just... well.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:18:52 No.12917406 >>12917373 We cool, mang. Here, can o' beer, catch.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:19:50 No.12917408 File: 125 KB, 472x917, miia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917404 It will continue to be that in my mind, Miia will always be this to me

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:23:50 No.12917412 >>12917408 Yeah, she used to be pretty cute and innocent back then, now she's pretty much greedy like the other "contestants", excluding Lala.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:24:20 No.12917414 >>12917412 >excluding Lala give it time

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:25:56 No.12917421 >>12917412 I don't blame her. She was alone with Darling and now has to compete with all the girls. I would be angry too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:26:38 No.12917422 >>12917414 I don't know, she's been the the qtest girl so far, being on par with Manako in terms of "purity"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:30:13 No.12917426 File: 46 KB, 225x350, 1398534588311.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917422 Manako a best. Ritual purity a most important thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:39:58 No.12917435 >>12917408 >>12917412 She was cute in the Date chapter Then Mero and Dumb Dyke NotDragon ruined it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:40:59 No.12917436 >>12917435 Miia is good in all Miia chapters

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:44:40 No.12917441 >>12917436 This.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:45:24 No.12917442
File: 1.52 MB, 1227x1622, satyr jpized.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Hello! Have you accepted Bacchus as your Lord and Savior?

Free wine and unreasonably decadent food available at worship. You like twice-fried, honey-drizzled pork, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:46:30 No.12917447 >>12917442 there's still something off about her face, i just can't place it

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:46:33 No.12917448 >>12917442 ...Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:47:36 No.12917449 >>12917448 Not know the Greek god of wine and righteous parties. Come now.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:49:46 No.12917453 >>12917448 God of wine, wine-making, ritual madness, and fertility.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:51:22 No.12917456 >>12917442 http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/bf/e0/bfe0b1a359f3f5e9b92129a39b827901.jpg Original is still better.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:51:30 No.12917457 >>12917449 >>12917453 Eh, sorry, I suck at Theology in general.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 08:58:14 No.12917463 File: 758 KB, 1024x1271, goat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917442 >Chubby, dark-skinned goat girls Love.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 09:03:04 No.12917468 >>12917463 >>Chubby, dark-skinned goat girls >blushing with glasses Would have dirty, shameful, sweaty, meat-slapping sex with.

>>	.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Fri, Jan 16, 2015 09:58:21 No.12917508 ...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:00:15 No.12917512 >>12917508 Just wanted to say the Vengeance stuff you did was awesome. I'm still cracking up about Napoleon Dan over here. Keep on keepin on. The grapesnakes were cute too.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:02:15 No.12917514

>>12917508

Hi, .less.

This is a very old request, you probably don't remember, but...

A scientist wearing a lab coat sitting on the ground cross-legged with a smile on his face, holding s clipboard and a pencil, observing and studying the first real toddler monstergirl born from genetic engineering sitting next to him, grasping his glasses and staring at them curiously.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:02:44 No.12917515 >>12917508 Baphomet blushing while wearing a keyhole sweater.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:04:23 No.12917517 >>12917508 a dark priest and a baphomet having a biblefight a sexy biblefight

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:06:47 No.12917520 >>12917512 Forgot to mention, but it's me, YBA. And that adorable side braid on Trisha is getting 100% included in her appearance. You're the best, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:18:45 No.12917534 >>12917508 broken nessa

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:23:22 No.12917542 >>12917508 Karakase Obake sharing her umbrella with her husbando while using the tounge part to hold him lovingly, please

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:24:18 No.12917544 >>12917534 >this in turboslut mode >jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:28:40 No.12917553 >>12917508 Loch Ness Monster Girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:45:26 No.12917580 >>12917508 A Baphomet being cute. >>12917515 will do.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:50:55 No.12917588 Is it possible for humans to harness monsters power and use it for themselves?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:53:06 No.12917594 >>12917588 In MGE you can summon and enslave succubi and imps and use their power or as an elemental partner you can gain power from one of the elemental spirits after forming a contract.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:54:08 No.12917596

>>12917588

In my headcanon, it's possible, but only if you're a human man born from a monstergirl, which is a pretty damn rare occurence in itself. Your abilities would also depend on the monstergirl you have for a mother.

Angry oniborn guy is a good example.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 10:57:57 No.12917604 >>12917594 >>12917596 So nothing like harnessing the swiftness of a Kunoichi into a pair of shoes or the strength of a Wurm into body armor?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:00:09 No.12917608 >>12917604 Dunno, would you rather be born with those abilities or have to wear/use something to acquire them?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:01:54 No.12917610

>>12917604
Nothing official like that, no. But I had an idea that I wrote up as a greentext once about a nation that used monstergirl parts to make living armors. I just can't shake that Escaflowne vibe when I want to make it unique though.

If you want stuff bound to objects though, that's more like classic Djinn territory.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:02:11 No.12917611 >>12917608 I'd rather wear them and feel like a superhero over being born with them and feeling like a mutant. Superhero > Mutant

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:03:08 No.12917616 >>12917611 You can be both, you know. Just look at the X-Men. And Deadpool, like... a third of the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:03:26 No.12917617 >>12917611 >Filthy mutants Average Marvel citizen plz

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:04:03 No.12917620 >>12917616 I would love to be Deadpool in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:05:05 No.12917622 >>12917617 Would you rather be Superman or an X-Man. I thought so.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:05:11 No.12917624 >>12917508 A Krampus.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:05:15 No.12917625 >>12917611 >Superhero So, you want to be a hero, Walker? Seriously though, mutation is actually beneficial if it grants you new abilities and powers. If anything, you're getting stronger naturally, don't need no tools to prove your worth.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:05:35 No.12917626 >>12917617 Average Marvel Citizen are worst citizens.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:05:44 No.12917627 >>12917096 I like that .less likes apophis so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:06:09 No.12917628 >>12917620 Might not be that bad for him, honestly. He might actually get to fuck Death for once. I mean, everything else is a corporeal monster girl, so why not Death?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:07:17 No.12917631 File: 247 KB, 1000x1537, x9LHf8p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917620 >This scene with a loli elf Be still my heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:07:27 No.12917632 >>12917625 Walker would get cuddled so hard. He deserves it, guy had a hard life.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:10:14 No.12917634 >>12917632 Everyone says everything that happened in Dubai was Walker's fault, but if you think about it, it was actually the player's.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:12:16 No.12917635 >>12917626 At least they act like people who have to deal with the constant nightmare of world-ending shit on a monthly basis. It's unfortunate that it makes them all cuckoo though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:12:48 No.12917636 >>12917634 God that game had such a good story. Shame the gameplay wasn't so good. Eat shit David Cage, that's how you write a story

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:18:09 No.12917643 >>12917631 Damn that's pretty heartwarming.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:29:23 No.12917651 >>12917508 Sea bishop paladin please

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:30:24 No.12917652 File: 80 KB, 1630x350, Ryu rain confession.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917508 Draw her confession scene?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:32:30 No.12917654 >>12917588 >>12917604 Closest thing to what you want is http://pastebin.com/TBqThd4U

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:36:04 No.12917659 >>12917244 Ara ara, something this cute should be illegal.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:38:15 No.12917662 >>12917659 Don't fucking say ara ara you goddamn nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:39:40 No.12917664 File: 1.44 MB, 2048x2048, 1387165886101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917662 >implying it's not a CC monstergirl posting right now

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:40:21 No.12917666 >>12917664 It's not 2017 yet you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:43:38 No.12917670 >>12917666 >tfw monstergirls will finally take over the world by 2017 The dystopia awaits.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:45:31 No.12917673 >>12917670 If that happens I'm hiding in the forest near my home and stabbing anyone who comes near me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:46:47 No.12917674 >>12917673 >Going into the forest >Into the DANGEROUS FOREST >To hide That's like hiding inside an Ushi Oni cave

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:47:02 No.12917675 >>12917666 How do you know that they're not already here, posting in those threads to find their husbando when the time comes? >>12917670 I for one will welcome my new Monster Overlords.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:48:34 No.12917679 >>12917674 It's super close to the road though. It's fine. >>12917675 Because that's retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:48:46 No.12917680 >>12917673 i'd just hang out at my dive bar and wait wonder which one will take me away hopefully an oni, I love having a significant other that can drink

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:49:42 No.12917681 >>12917244 >>12917271 Lewd. Lewd and adorable. >>12917670 I want to believe this a little more each day.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:50:38 No.12917682 >>12917681 Believe what? You actually want a dystopian future?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:51:52 No.12917684 >>12917682 If it involves Monster Girls, yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:52:32 No.12917685 >>12917682 I want one with electronic monster girls running the world

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:53:35 No.12917688 >>12917685 Bob Page pls contain yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:54:16 No.12917690 >>12917685 UNATCO?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:55:16 No.12917692 >>12917685 >SkyNet goes live. >Begins to cull humanity >Not with Terminators, no no. >Rapeinators

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:56:58 No.12917694 >>12917685 Why contain it? S'cool. >>12917692 >Rapeinators only let those whose pelvises are not crushed to live

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:58:00 No.12917696 >>12916525 You got a link to that one?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:58:41 No.12917697 >>12917694 Rapeinators, running the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 11:59:23 No.12917698 File: 329 KB, 1384x1620, chupasheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917508 Topright but more like licking/play-biting and maybe fingering please

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:01:31 No.12917703 >>12917697 >JC D'Anon >"My penis is augmented."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:02:09 No.12917705 >>12917696 Coincidentally, I just woke up, so here you go. http://exhentai.org/g/733588/bbbe00e0c2/

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:02:56 No.12917706 >>12917703 >"I'm gonna smash your pelvis D'Anon!" >"Do you have a single fact to back that up?"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:03:15 No.12917707 >>12917705 Fancy, thanks allot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:04:42 No.12917709 >>12917260 I tried to make a funny, apparently it did not take this time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:06:30 No.12917711 >>12917706 >Your MGs may have Mamono Mana to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:08:43 No.12917716 >>12917711 >"Doktor, turn of my pleasure inhibitors."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:10:35 No.12917718 >>12917711 >>12917706 >"You're too late. the Oomukade venom vaccine on its way back to the people, and you can't do a damn thing about it." >"Except send YOU back to the monstergirls -- in a 'rape me' bag."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:18:39 No.12917730 >>12917718 >It's just a body bag with air holes and a crotch hole.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:19:55 No.12917735 >>12917716 It appears as if we're slowly but surely circling back around to Bladewolf-Girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:21:39 No.12917737 >>12917730 Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the Libidosia vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:21:53 No.12917738 File: 126 KB, 800x1000, Trish_05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, I tried. But now, I must rest... >Art by .less

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:23:15 No.12917739 File: 3.91 MB, 3000x4500, HCGjnVe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No dire wolf to give you love bites and princess carry you to bed for some cuddlesex followed up by intense spooning

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:26:20 No.12917741 >>12917738 10/10 would give her all the love and kittens she could handle.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:27:47 No.12917744 >>12917735 Bladewolf-Girl would be hype.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:28:27 No.12917746 >>12917741 You are my niggah

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:30:20 No.12917751 >>12917741 I would rescue her from her the people that want to hurt her and tell her that she's worthy of love.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:30:45 No.12917752 >>12917741 What >>12917746 said.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:32:11 No.12917756 >>12917751 I want to hold one of our newborn kittens as she mewls in my arms before falling asleep, her tiny chest rumbling as she purrs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:33:40 No.12917757 File: 110 KB, 937x797, Wedding Earring.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917735 >>12917744 >didn't screencap original bladewolf girl shenanigans >pretty sure nobody else did either Sad boyz.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:34:16 No.12917759 >>12917756 I would never ever let Aunt Nessa babysit

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:34:26 No.12917761 >>12917757 I'm pretty sure at least one person did. Sadly I'm not them nor have I saved their screencaps...

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:34:58 No.12917762

>Human boy found as a baby by a group of Succubi
>They raised him like proper mothers
>All the exposure to demonic energy tainted him though
>When he was in high school a monster girl tried to rape him for the first time
>It was an Oni, and before she was even able to get him inside of her, that demonic energy took effect and turned him into an Incubus
>The predator quickly became the prey
>When he got home, all the Succubi were distraught
>They were waiting for him to become a man before they claimed him

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:36:55 No.12917769 >>12917762 >Planning to claim him since he was a baby. Disgusting. You'd think even they would grow some form of conscience in all those years, rather than think of him as a Dick-to-Be. But then, Succubi.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:40:05 No.12917778 >>12917759 >Daddy, why is Auntie so afraid of everyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:41:19 No.12917780 >>12917759 >>12917778 >I don't like staying at Aunty Nessa's, Mommy >She cries too much >Oh my little sweetheart, don't be so hard on her >She's just lonely

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:44:31 No.12917785 >>12917780 Would you help Nessa through rehabilitation? Would you give her her own litter of cheshire daughters some day?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:45:48 No.12917789 >>12917785 >Bitter lonely traumatized CC Aunt Nessa >Always got the dick, never got the man Sounds like time for healing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:46:01 No.12917790 >>12917785 I would help all the girls with hugs and cuddles so they can live happy bully free lives.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:46:55 No.12917792

Trying not to make this Edge Mcedgerson

It was the full moon.
"Let me in!"
You quickly reinforced the door with all the furniture that you could find. Barricading the door with its weight. Shit shit shit shit shit. You quickly ran around the floor desperate to get anything more to barricade the door. After all, everyone of THEM were ridiculously strong
"It's me man! You've gotta trust me! Please. If you don't let me in soon they're gonna take me!"
Bullshit. You knew it ever since he began losing his beard, saying that it was 'too uncomfortable.' Your best friend was transformed into THEM. You stared out the peephole of your door.
"Anon... Are you not really letting me in!? Please! You know what they're gonna do to me! Please..... please.... let me in..."
A few minutes passed as your friend was in silence. Shit. Maybe he wasn't changed after all. You slowly began to remove the barricades but he began to talk.
" Well anon, since pleading didn't work, I'll have to force my way in~"
His attitude suddenly changed. That confirmed it. You were absolutely certain that he was absolutely part of THEM now. Everyone who changed all became a mere mockery of who they originally were. This was all your fault. THEY crashed into your house, somehow breaching the defenses. The two of you desperately ran to the bunker. They had caught you, but your friend sacrificed himself to free you. This was all your fault. Your friend continuously began banging on the door, desperate to get in. After a few minutes the banging stopped quieted down and there was a period of silence. Then giggling. Then, moans were escaping through the door, trying to seduce you. You took out your portable radio. You began searching for the NRAC channel, one of the last bastions of human resistance. The NRAC and every other human resistance movement was non-violent, preaching a doctrine of self defense though diplomacy and barricades. You found the NRAC channel.

Continue?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:47:22 No.12917793 >>12917790 Which is ironic because they were all bullies before the tables turned.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:48:21 No.12917796 >>12917793 I know. I want to help them to not be bullies by loving them.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:48:31 No.12917797 >>12917790 Even succumom? Also >Implying June doesn't deserve her misery

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 12:51:02 No.12917804 >>12917792 You have my attention. I knew NRAC was gonna need guns.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:01:21 No.12917822 >>12917796 Gotta a bully? Put a baby in her belly! Let's see her try and bully you then!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:05:12 No.12917833 >>12917822 She'll have to settle down and marry me, then she has to clean up her act for the baby. It's the best anti-bullying plan.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:06:07 No.12917836 >>12917833 what if you already have a wife and another bully appears

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:06:11 No.12917837

>>12917792
A crackle could be heard as you tried to connect to the network. "This is David from apa-psst ent 203B, anyone still ou-bzzt there?"
Another survivor. You quickly contact this David.
"David, this is Anon from apartment 403A. John has been...... changed." We can't trust him. Alert all the neighborhood NRAC members that John has been changed. I repeat, John has been changed."
You checked your watch. 11:48 P.M. 12 minutes left till the new day. You quickly begin counting the seconds until the new day. There was a sound coming outside the door.
"There's a boy in there?"
"Mmmm.... I haven't seen a boy in months!"
Shit. John was bringing all the MGs to the vicinity to you.
"Fresh virgin boy....."
OH SHIT. THAT WAS THE USHI-NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR. shitshitshitshitshitshit. You quickly took out the only weapon that you had. A cheap revolver that you had bought at a self-defense store. It supposedly had 8 rounds in it. You uncertainly grabbed the gun, and bean to point it at the door.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:06:50 No.12917839 >>12917833 Good idea, invite the bully into your house. And the bully is super preggers too, that'll help her mood. What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:07:06 No.12917840 File: 46 KB, 1600x1200, 1388277475197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917670 Bring it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:08:57 No.12917842 >>12917797 >succumom If she doesn't go down in an epic final boss fight, I'm gonna be super rustled.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:10:01 No.12917844 >>12917792 >>12917837 Embrace the edge.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:10:02 No.12917846 >>12917839 I'll hold her hand and tell her that she has a chance to redeem herself and we can raise our child to be loved and happy so she won't grow up to be a bully who hurts others because of her own insecurities, like she does.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:10:13 No.12917849

>>12917796
This is how I figure that would go if you reset everything to way it way at the beginning.

>Nina- would initially be cold but would warm up over time
>Izzy- would use you as a trophy to hang over her sister but would get real feelings over time
>Trisha- would husbando you
>Nessa- would treat your feelings like a joke and you like a toy but would come around
>June- would think you're weak and not husband material, may go tsundere if you can keep it up long enough
>Ruby- would beat you senseless and be insulted by your feelings
>Lisa- would publicly humiliate you then leave a love note in your locker
>Lily- would mindbreak you into Fuckdrone 419

All assuming only one girl at a time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:11:26 No.12917855 >>12917842 I have a creeping suspicion that so far things mostly go just as planned for her.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:11:51 No.12917858

>>12917833
>Minitaurous (or is it just minotaur now?) bully keeps picking on you, stuffing you in lockers, wedgies, swirlies, other stereotypical bully things.

>Dick her one day so she would stop bullying you.

>She keeps trying to bully you but the swelling baby bump and her lactating breasts (which keep ruining her shirts by the way) making moving around difficult

>She one day pins you against the locker, blushing asking you to take responsibility....you nerd...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:12:41 No.12917859 >>12917855 >All according to keikaku. God, I hate that bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:13:38 No.12917861 >>12917739 Punch alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:13:38 No.12917862 >>12917858 It was always just Minotaur. There's never been any other word for it, Holstaurus was apparently a miss translation or something which was suppose to be Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:15:07 No.12917868 >>12917846 Just remember, bullies respect strength. Don't be a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:15:09 No.12917869 >>12917861 In the womb with my penis? Ok.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:15:42 No.12917872 >>12917862 Awesome, that was confusing the ever living HELL out of me.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:16:48 No.12917877

>>12917837
You accidentally pulled the trigger. The bullet went flying outwards..... wait. That's not a bullet. Piece of shit sold you a tranq gun. Fuck. How the hell is a tranq gun going to stop a ushi-oni! You quickly rush trying to think of a new plan. Right. The fire escape was the best choice for now. You quickly rush out of your balcony, holding the gun with you. As you run out to the balcony, you hear the door crack open. Good thing that you escaped in time. Out of breath, you decide to rest on the fire escape. As you calm down you feel a hand groping your crotch.

continue?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:17:32 No.12917879 >>12917842 >Implying Danny boy is going to win his boss fight You're all a bunch of softies. If we have to vote, we're screwed. >>12917855 This. Or she's just a bored motherfucker who likes to see how far her little boy can go.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:18:36 No.12917884 >>12917877 Eh

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:18:51 No.12917885

>>12917872
Yeah and even though Holstaur is the proper name I still say Holstaurus a lot and I'm sure other people do. They're my favorite species so I've said Holstaurus for years now if I think about it. Either way is fine since people will know what you're talking about but the proper name is Holstaur and the proper plural would be Holstaurs like Minotaurs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:19:18 No.12917888 >>12917879 >softies I'd disagree with you, but then I remembered how Gabby went. Regardless, succumom needs to die.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:20:21 No.12917890 >>12917885 Yep, nothing rustles me like confusing pluralization.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:20:44 No.12917892

I want to be brutally raped by a tsundere yandere and chained to her comfy ass bed as she brutally mind breaks me and cuddles me afterwards.

>S-Shut up! I'm only doing this because I have to!
>I-I don't want to do rape you either b-but you keep betraying me, you Dumbass!

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:21:01 No.12917895

>>12917858
>Monstergirl rapes you and gets pregnant
>Demands you take responsibility
>The bitch
>Run away, but she finds you every time
>Finally rapes you so hard she husks you
>Spend the rest of your life as a meat pole
>Only, this is not quite what she wanted, not at all
>She has your body, but she'll never have your heart and soul
>Scorched earth

In time as more daughterus are born and they question mommy why daddy is a drooling mess, and she doesn't answer, too heartbroken for what she did. And then they go out and do it themselves. Oh God the suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:22:04 No.12917898 >>12917869 No, in the face for being alps.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:22:40 No.12917902 >>12917892 >tsundere yandere That combination would probably make me snap.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:23:05 No.12917905 >>12917892 >tsunyan Fight me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:23:07 No.12917906 >>12917898 So in the face with my penis? Eh, I guess it will still move them to stage 3.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:23:28 No.12917910 >>12917892 Well there's somebody for everybody it seems. >>12917898 With my dick right? Slap them with it then shove it down their throat? I'm on it sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:23:32 No.12917911 >>12917849 You left out Jack, the best kuu-deredere girl

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:24:57 No.12917913

>>12917892
>What the hell do you even want from me?

>"I-I'll tell you what I don't want, you d-dick baka!"

>Then why do you keep raping me!?

>"I can't let those other whores have you...not that I want you or anything."

And then anon decided to just start screaming.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:25:09 No.12917914 >>12917902 >>12917905 >>12917910 Sorry for offending you. I personally don't like tsunderes but since theres been an over saturation of yandere content, I decided to at least mix things up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:26:28 No.12917920 >>12917877 I'm interested.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:26:35 No.12917921 >>12917914 Don't get me wrong, I like both of them. But I can only take so much before someone gets a mouthful of fist magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:27:29 No.12917924 >>12917906 >>12917910 No, with mailed fists.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:29:31 No.12917930 >>12917924 That's a weird euphemism for a condom.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:30:29 No.12917932 >>12917911 But Jack's not a bully. She's just lonely.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:31:40 No.12917937 >>12917913 >Make up your damn mind. I'm leaving >W-Wait! >what. >Y-you forgot your shirt >Then the tsun-yan tased Anon making him fall unconcious

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:31:53 No.12917938 File: 67 KB, 580x422, PunchGvV2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917930 Like this, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:34:14 No.12917944 >>12917938 But Vegeta isn't a monster.....OH so your the alp!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:35:06 No.12917945 >>12917914 Then you could have mixed it with something better, tsun is always shit, ALWAYS. I hope you've learned.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:36:07 No.12917951 >>12917944 No that's you princess carry faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:36:40 No.12917955 >>12917895 >Not taking responsibility You were asking for it, walking around trying to look all cute an innocent while denying her advances. She knew you were just being a tease.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:38:09 No.12917959 >>12917955 You stupid asshole she raped him.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:39:12 No.12917961 >>12917951 Why yes, I would princess carry an alp. Laughing as she stutters and struggles in my grip.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:39:20 No.12917962
File: 261 KB, 1190x1680, chubbylamia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Chubby Lamia GF
>Lazy. Just works what she can and spends the rest of the day playing vidya and catching up on her anime backlog
>Coldblooded. Frequently requires warmth. Relies upon you for this.
>Firmly and lovingly coils around you in order to subsist upon your body heat. Will do this from late evening until noon.
>Claims that your body heat will make her more energetic but it only seems to make her more blissful and eager to lay in bed all day.
>"Hey. Let's skip all that junk for today and just lay in bed with each other, huh? Maybe play some Phantasy Star. Whaddaya say?"
>"Uhhh! Ten more minutes! You're so warm and toasty, I don't wanna move."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:39:57 No.12917964 >>12917961 Would you let her carry you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:40:20 No.12917965 >>12917938 Stop wasting images

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:40:39 No.12917967 >>12917962 Chubby MG's a best. Delicious softness for cuddling and fondling.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:41:16 No.12917969 >>12917962 Would sex with a fat lamias take more or less time?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:41:25 No.12917970 >>12917964 Let her try and fail in stage one through two, let her in stage three while I ravage her mouth. This is the only path.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:41:39 No.12917971 >>12917964 I would let her try. It would be an excellent goal for her to work for. Besides, I could always use a gym buddy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:41:51 No.12917973 >>12917962 I'm afraid you've found some kind of flipperless deep sea whale and mistaken it for a cute chubby girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:42:33 No.12917975 >>12917965 Verpiss dich.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:43:06 No.12917977

INTRODUCING GENDER REVERSED NTR

>A young schoolboy is on a train, on his way home.
>A CC/MILF looking old MG bumps into him.
>Seeing a cute schoolboy to violate, she begins groping him.
>The schoolboy lets out a gasp and begins to sport an ercetion.
>PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT
>Schoolboy gets raped by CC/MILF and of course it's his first time
>Come on the floor, a panting mess
>He follows the MILF desperate for more
>He enters a hotel while the CC calls all her old friends
>Friends come and they take turns gangbanging him
>Utterly mindbroken, he become a slut for the pussy
>Mail mindbreak video to beta MG childhood friend
>childhood friend masturbates to it and even fucks schoolboy in his mndbroken state

healing is optional

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:43:26 No.12917978 >>12917962 thats not chubby, thats obese.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:43:38 No.12917980 >>12917959 There's a small chance that he really didn't want to get raped, and wasn't leading her on. Who knows with humanboys and their lies and mindgames.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:44:18 No.12917983 >>12917971 Alp. >>12917970 Less so, but still an alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:45:11 No.12917985 >>12917980 If a boy says no he secretly means yes All boys are sluts for the pussy etc phrases used by asshole MGs

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:45:31 No.12917986 >>12917983 >Alps carrying alps >Lesbians Do you see not what havoc you wreak? Though a kind and gentle onee-sama might not be too bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:45:32 No.12917987 >>12917980 When someone tells you " No, please stop, get off me" wit tears in their eyes, pretty sure it's genuine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:46:33 No.12917988 >>12917973 I'm afraid you've found your head into your small intestines.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:47:00 No.12917990

>>12917973
We can go bigger anon.

Don't make me break out the big Miia pic.

As an aside note, I want a shy arachne who makes herself chubby so she doesn't look as scary only to have her plan backfire when she molts and ends up with an even bigger spider carapace.

>>12917983
>Alp
>Not using this as an excuse to get your alp to go to the gym so she ends up with a gym bunny physique as she trains every day so she can carry her husband like he carries her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:47:30 No.12917993 >>12917977 We had this before, try again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:48:20 No.12917995 >>12917993 Sorry, I wasn't there... Any ideas?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:48:53 No.12917997 >>12917990 Trader?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:51:00 No.12918000 >>12917997 Nope, just an anon who likes chubby girls....and muscular girls, and flat girls, and big breasted girls. Still, nothing gets me off like Love

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:52:28 No.12918002

>>12917995
Well if you're going for the tried and true Shy MG goes for human boy who accepts, only to get tricked into getting good for her by another MG. Plot plot plot, he has his first time with the girlfriend but she can't satisfy him. Goes back to NTR'er. Suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:53:11 No.12918003 >>12917849 >implying anything would go differently and they all wouldn't be horrible bitches They're all reaping what they have sown with perhaps the exception of Trisha, she just deserves to be lonely.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:53:29 No.12918004 >>12918000 Your scale needs balancing because that lamia is not chubby, she's fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:54:45 No.12918008 >>12918000 You. You are my fucking nigger. Feels good to like everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:54:53 No.12918009 >>12917990 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:56:46 No.12918011 >>12918004 But she's so soft and squishy. It's like hugging a body pillow that hugs you back.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 13:58:30 No.12918017 >>12918011 When you can hide your arm in a belly fat roll, that's obese, no two ways about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:00:19 No.12918022 >>12918017 Lets speed this up. Something something huggably soft Something something sweaty blob Something something perfect for cuddling Something something heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:02:55 No.12918025 >>12918000 Hell, maybe even obese.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:03:33 No.12918029 >>12918022 You do know that chubby means 10-20 pounds overweight right? It's fine if you like fat girls but don't call them chubby.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:04:24 No.12918033 >>12918022 Get better MG comes after sweaty blob.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:05:42 No.12918039 >>12918029 Eh, Ok. Like someone said earlier, my scale may be a bit off. >>12918033 I'll make sure to include that in the next version. The rebuttle will be something something mai waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:07:41 No.12918045 File: 183 KB, 800x1067, 1393280098882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not liking chubby nekobusses

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:08:50 No.12918049 >>12918045 Would give treats and rub her belly.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:09:25 No.12918052 >>12918039 Waifu has nothing to do with it. Presented with the standard Shirohebi and that hamfarm you posted, 9/10 would go for whitesnake.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:09:30 No.12918053

"Hey guy, want to play a game?"
The hobo rips his tunic off revealing a majestic wizards robe.

1.--Dere waifu
A waifu corresponding to your favorite chinese cartoon archetype. Will never betray and everything she does is cute in some way. Very 2-dimensional as a person, can get boring

2.Fuck your archetypes
Not corresponding to any specific archetype, she is a conglomerate of multiple traits and flaws. Because of her uniqueness and complexity, she will never get boring

3.Bro-tier
Has all the same interests you do and generally hold the same opinions you do. Not a perfect imprint of your interests to be interesting enough. Is a MG obviously

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:10:30 No.12918057 >>12918045 Bitch thats obese

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:10:40 No.12918058 >>12918045 Compare with >>12917962 This is actually chubby.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:12:15 No.12918061 >>12918057 Nah dude, she has pudge, nut she can see past her stomach looking down, ya dig?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:12:42 No.12918062 >>12918052 I can accept that. Not everyone likes their girls with some padding. I also haven't posted any images during this thread. >>12918053 Gotta be number 2.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:15:32 No.12918067

>>12917877
Yeah continue

And dont bother asking "continue" for every story you try to make. Keep in mind that there are lots of people that lurk here and others that jump in the thread way after you posted your story.

It's really annoying to see all these half started stories abandoned in threads, so just finish them properly and then ask if it was decent.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:16:42 No.12918073 >>12918053 I take none of them. Someone else deserves them more.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:17:05 No.12918077 >>12918053 Dere, no regrets.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:17:13 No.12918079 >>12918008 We are friends, you and I.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:19:02 No.12918085 >>12918053 I will take number 2.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:19:20 No.12918086

>>12917797

I agree with you about June, but I still feel kind of shitty for her. She's a dumb teenager and the rest of her life is basically ruined because of it. That's reality though. When you're young and stupid, you do stupid shit that has the potential to snowball out of control.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:20:00 No.12918088 >>12918053 How about my firstborn in exchange for dimension walking?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:20:15 No.12918089 >>12918073 Go to bed depressed Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:23:46 No.12918099 >>12918089 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:28:22 No.12918112 >>12918099 Yes, or we throw you in the cum slime pit. No one likes a sack. Go bother /rk9/ or /soc/. Damn candy ass kids these days I swear.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:29:16 No.12918117 >>12918112 I wanna go in the Kephri pit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:29:24 No.12918120 >>12918112 Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:29:55 No.12918122 >>12918099 Anon, your waifu loves you. Are yo just going to tell her to go away when she confesses?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:31:03 No.12918128 >>12918117 Me too. You have no idea how badly.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:32:04 No.12918132 >>12918122 Don't feed him.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:32:59 No.12918135 >>12918122 I shouldn't answer that. Anyway let's talk about something else, would you take in a Kunoichi loli who says you're her master now?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:35:31 No.12918142 >>12918135 Yes. I am terrible at stealth and combat but I can give her food and a home.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:38:02 No.12918147

>>12918135
>treating her boo boos while she learns to use sectional weapons
>untying her when she gets tangled in her chain and sickle
>teaching her the customs of each county so she can blend in better
>cuddling her when she tests the efficacy of her poisons on herself

Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:38:27 No.12918148 File: 663 KB, 564x800, 26613255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not liking flabby foxes and tubby tanukis

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:39:31 No.12918150 >>12918135 >would you take in a Kunoichi loli who says you're her master now? That depends, will she bear the mark of my scars? Will she shed blood underneath the stars?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:40:22 No.12918152 >>12918086 >Ruined her life so bad she dropped out of school and started drinking heavily Even Trisha couldn't laugh at her when she saw it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:41:04 No.12918153 >>12918148 Tumblr pls go.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:42:37 No.12918157 >>12918150 Only if you make her.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:45:37 No.12918162

>>12918152

Yeah, it's pretty sad. It's even worse for her because of her species. At least for a human girl, they can find love again one day. June is just fucked.

We were all kids once and we all did some stupid shit, but I wouldn't wish any of that on someone else. Bitch is going to go full psycho I bet.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:46:14 No.12918165 >>12918157 She'll probably be one of those hardheaded stubborn kids who like to try their new tricks on their elders, but I will survive somehow.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:48:13 No.12918170 >>12918162 >Bitch is going to go full psycho I bet. >implying she wasn't full psycho to begin with

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:49:33 No.12918173 How would monster moms deal with their son who has a fear of monster girls, yet can deal with his mom just fine?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:51:09 No.12918175 >>12918173 Introduce him to his hot stepcousins at a family reunion?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:51:46 No.12918178 >>12918173 Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:53:20 No.12918181 >>12918170 I think he means more along the lines of her sitting and stewing in alcohol thinking about how the only man that could ever be her husband is banging a whole bunch of girls that are not her. And then doing something about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:56:06 No.12918184 >>12918175 He refuses to go to one and locks himself into his room whenever it's talked about.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:58:11 No.12918188 >>12918173 Lock him in a room with one while she sits outside the door reading erotic novels. This is for your own good son.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:59:04 No.12918189

>>12918173
Depends on the mom. Some will be aggresive and try to force him out there. others will be more subtle and just try to slowly get him to deal with his fear by introducing MG in his life.
And then theres moms that will just straight out drug their sons with raging mushrooms and put a kikimora in the same room.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 14:59:36 No.12918191 >>12918184 Invite sexy young grandma over for Sunday dinner? She's been so lonely since grandpa passed away from a stroke caused by a twelve hour erection.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:00:11 No.12918192 >>12917508 Evolve Monster Girl

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:01:08 No.12918194 >>12918153 Bob confirmed for tumblrite.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:01:36 No.12918196 >>12918191 He hates grandma. Bitch is dick crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:02:25 No.12918199 >>12918191 Which she herself caused. Stupid bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:03:13 No.12918203 File: 9 KB, 139x160, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917096 [LIP SMACKING INTENSIFIES]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:03:14 No.12918204 >>12918196 >Hating grandma's kisses and sugar cookies and hugs and handjobs

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:03:25 No.12918205 >>12917508 A NEET manticore

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:04:24 No.12918207 File: 381 KB, 180x135, 1404754964680.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12917508 Even now, I'm always late to these things.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:04:57 No.12918209 >>12918153 Nah, if it was tumblr they'd still have small tits. And armpit hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:05:25 No.12918210 >>12918199 At least he died with a smile on his face.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:06:26 No.12918211 >>12918204 Grandma's cookies taste weird. She says it's her "special sauce"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:06:48 No.12918214 >>12917508 Dan as Raiden from Metal Gear Revengeance

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:06:48 No.12918215 >>12918173 Invite that shy girl who is always hanging around him at school and outside his window to meet him.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:10:46 No.12918222 File: 208 KB, 1000x800, 1411838361897.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918214 >Succumom as Armstrong Demonic magic son Also, I found this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:13:00 No.12918224 >>12918211 It's an adult taste. You'll learn to love them.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:15:40 No.12918226 >>12918224 But it tastes like she put like eight cups of salt in them. Why is she looking at me like that?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:16:28 No.12918227 >>12918189 >And then theres moms that will just straight out drug their sons with raging mushrooms and put a kikimora in the same room Finnish elf licking lips.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:20:45 No.12918232 >>12918227 >as the son is ravaging the kiki she looks up with heart pupils in her eyes >"Such a brute, raping some random girl he doesn't know." Why are Kikimoras so good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:24:12 No.12918237 >>12918232 Because their ARE love, giving themselves wholly for their master.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:25:58 No.12918239 >>12918237 I wouldn't even care if I got dirty looks whenever I brought her with me outside. I will promote my Kiki from maid to wife!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:27:56 No.12918241 >>12917205 >>12917251 Would be her little brother and snuggle with.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:28:41 No.12918243 >>12918239 I want to keep a Kiki as a sex slave!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:29:21 No.12918244 >>12918239 >dirty looks I would flip off everyone that did.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:29:35 No.12918246 >>12918243 No anon. Kikimoras are for kissing and hugging, not being a sex slave.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:29:55 No.12918247 >>12918243 But you'll tell her that you love her, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:30:31 No.12918249 File: 643 KB, 1700x1500, 1407216561276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How different would adoption agencies be with monstergirls around? Especially when you take the "V'ing of the adoptive human soneru" into consideration.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:30:51 No.12918250 >>12918243 So long as you don't harm her, otherwise, I will hunt you. I will find you. And I will crush you.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:32:04 No.12918252

>>12918246
I'll keep her on a rack and only touch her with my dick.

>>12918247
No, but I'll give her all the jizz she could want. It's kinda like that old psychology experiment where baby monkeys would rather starve clinging to a plush toy than drink from a wire frame abomination with a milk bottle.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:32:12 No.12918253 >>12917962 >Play Phantasy Star Oh good. I still have my gamecube save~.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:32:22 No.12918256 >>12918249 Wife husbandry or whatever it's called it's looked down on by humans, I doubt a single MG would be allowed to adopt.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:33:14 No.12918258 File: 540 KB, 1013x2000, arasune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918249 >You'll never be adopted by a barren, but attractive MILF Fox who teaches you the pleasures of the flesh when you hit puberty

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:33:39 No.12918259

>>12918249
Unlike modern adoption, I think the older you got, your chances would actually go up.

>All those teens that would never get adopted today
>Adopted to be raised into proper husbandos

Depends on if the monsters or the humans are writing the laws really though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:33:55 No.12918260 >>12918053 Mayadere girl a best. Yes, she's going to try and kill me or what-have-you at first, but what comes after that is the best reward.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:34:06 No.12918261 >>12918252 I'm NTRing her from you and making sure she has a good home! You're a bad master!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:35:29 No.12918266 >>12918253 >I still have my gamecube You could stop there and I'm already sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:35:48 No.12918268 >>12918261 You can take part in my experiment, but only if you're impotent. >Will a loli MG prefer non-sexual hugs and cuddles or an impersonal rape?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:36:09 No.12918269 >>12918214 Wouldn't Chris be more suitable as Raiden?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:36:25 No.12918270 >>12918259 >Implying they'd still get adopted >Implying abandoned teenagers wouldn't be whores for Manticore pimps or working in a shitty brothel where they don't live past 25 That's funny

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:38:29 No.12918276 >>12918266 >Not keeping your childhood I learned only years after I sold my Genesis to buy my Gamecube that that was a bad idea. I to this day still have my Dreamcast.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:39:32 No.12918278

>>12918266

>Still have my old Super GB Advance for the cube
>Lost the disk for it
>No idea where my old GB pouch is with all my old games from Metroid II and Pokemon Red to Metroid Fusion and my pocket and color.

Stupid thing is I still have my Super GB for my SNES. And all my really old stuff really.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:40:17 No.12918281 >>12918270 >You will never work at a brothel run by a greedy Danuki and a Succubutt who feeds off the pure sex between you and your customers Good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:40:25 No.12918283 >>12918258 I prefer Cakes. MILFs got really tiresome for after fapping to them a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:40:29 No.12918284 >>12918252 That's evil. Kikis don't wanted to be enslaved, they want to be loved and teased sexually.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:41:34 No.12918288 >>12918284 She's a Kiki, not your wife!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:44:20 No.12918293 >>12918288 Fuck you I'm making my Kiki my wife! I'm getting her the nicest, brightest ring they can sell me!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:44:36 No.12918294 >>12918269 Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:45:39 No.12918300 >>12918276 Até hoje me arrependo de ter dado meu Atari. Nos livramos de coisas que depois descobrimos ser preciosas para nós.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:45:43 No.12918301 >>12918293 Don't do it man, she'll develop psychological issues if you don't dominate and abuse her. Kikis just aren't made for love. Do you want her to suffer just so you can have a cute waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:46:30 No.12918304 >>12918294 I think he's talking about the show, not Vengeance. It's Dan's sidekick. Nina is basically Danon's Chris

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:47:13 No.12918307 >>12918301 >she'll develop psychological issues if you don't dominate and abuse her You mean like happiness and such?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:47:55 No.12918309 >>12918276 To this day I regret having given my Atari. We got rid of things later found to be precious to us.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:49:38 No.12918311 >>12918301 You're just a butthead. I'm gonna make my Kiki so happy you won't even know!

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:53:25 No.12918321

>>12918307
She'll become lethargic and stop properly cleaning your house. If you let her sleep in your bed she'll eventually start sleeping as long as you do, just hugging you all night instead of getting up and preparing your breakfast and pressing your clothes.

She'll also develop social issues. She'll start speaking to you out of turn and making all kinds of undignified faces at you. You know, those where she closes her eyes partway and pulls her cheeks up. She might even stop wearing her uniform and go shopping with you in casual clothes instead, and might even make you carry part of the goods.

>>12918311
Your Kiki won't be happy if you don't let her express her need to be dominated, you'll just be using her body for your own amusement.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:55:05 No.12918327 >>12918321 This man might be on to something.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:56:07 No.12918328 >>12918301 Aren't kikimoras the type that whip their 'master' into shape? They're the real doms.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:57:01 No.12918330 >>12918321 But no other girls could compare to my Kiki. She's the only girl I want to make my wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:57:05 No.12918331 >>12918321 Good. The "smothered with love" experiment is giving very interresting results. Let's continue and see how deep the rabbit hole goes!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:58:04 No.12918334 >>12918328 Back off femdomfag.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:59:06 No.12918338

>>12918328
Yes but they are subtle when they do it. They will do everything to push you further and further into the direction of succes. Signing you up for coarses, jobs etc.

So you can retire early and spend the rest of your life being a maid rap-lovemachine.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:59:36 No.12918340 >>12918328 >Maid >Dom I kek'd.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 15:59:50 No.12918341 >>12918321 If you can't to love her and get results at the same time you are a shit master.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:00:10 No.12918344 File: 208 KB, 728x518, 1401156811300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918334

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:00:29 No.12918345 >>12918338 Anyone have the Polite Kikimora and Dense Master screencaps? Those were good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:02:51 No.12918352 >>12918338 That's what I meant. They're in control of the 'relationship,' as it were - molding you into a proper and successful person. Though I wonder how they'd deal with real losers like me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:02:58 No.12918353 >>12918345 Sure, gimme a sec, I'll imgur them.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:03:19 No.12918354

>>12918331
Do you intend to hold your test subject's hands? Ruffle her feathers? Sit her in your lap and sniff her hair? That's disgusting, Dr. Anon! I'll report you to the board of ethics!

I just pray that we can stop you before your Kiki thinks she's equal to a human and we have to put her down.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:03:59 No.12918357 >>12918352 >muh self depreciation I hope they beat your shit in before the healing starts.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:04:45 No.12918360 >>12918352 Usually, the one who cares less is in control. So, I guess that's debatable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:04:50 No.12918361 >>12918345 Is that the one where a sort of kuudere/tsundere Kiki goads her Mastah into impregnating her?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:05:55 No.12918365 >>12918361 No it's the one who acts like a normal Kiki on the outside but is internally screaming for her to plow her silly. It's cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:06:46 No.12918368 >>12918361 No. >>12918345 Here you go. http://imgur.com/U6tF61p,fSK7jk8,xlqP602,wNHOXV4,Z7l1I7u#0

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:07:39 No.12918372 >>12918345 We require a continuation.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:07:40 No.12918373

>>12918352
You are just a good challenge for a kiki. A lifegoal.
We had a similar guy like you in the previous thread. Verdict was that you either get picked up by a kiki and get turned into somoene succesfull. Or more likely get found by devil-bugs or a beezlebub.

You are going to get loved, whetever you like it or not.

Now quit with the self depreciation. Love, cuddles and cow touching only.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:09:28 No.12918379 >>12918373 What makes you think it's not the same guy?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:11:31 No.12918387

>>12918288
That's what makes it so appealing. Your maid knows she's a lustful beast that has disgusting thoughts about her master. She wants master to find a girl that's right for him and marry happily. So that's when you begin teasing her. At first it's simple. You press against her back and wrap your arms around her, telling her that she's a great maid. Of course, you make sure to "accidentally" let her feel your erection on her back. You eat a parfait in front of her, making sure to eat it in the lewdest way possible. You give her your drawers to ash, knowing she cant resist smelling them. Then you move on to more explicit things. Leaving the door open a crack while showering or masturbating. You let her see your web history for maid hentai, cunnilingus, and virility boosters. You steal her panties and use them to get off.

By now she knows what's going on, and she is both happy and afraid. She's happy because her fantasies are so close, she can be with master! But she's also worried because she knows that master deserves deserves better. In her mind, you're worthy of a wight, or a dragon, not some low class voyeuristic slut who watches her master do shameful things. But now, she'll try to goad you into fucking her. She did this before you started the teasing, But it was mostly subconscious. Her bending over a little too much, wiggling her hips a bit Now's she's putting effort into it. Putting on lingerie, letting her moans escape while pleasures herself, even asking about your l-l-ove life. When she breaks down or you can't take it anymore, you lead her to the bedroom and give her what you both want.

After she make her tell you all the lustful thoughts she's had of you, of course.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:11:50 No.12918392

>>12918354
Yes, phase 2 of the experiment will involve hand holding.
Once the kikimora is comfortable we will start to include headpatting and featherruffling.

We have prepared various escape methods and are prepared to release all documentary on this research to various media sources if captured. So I suggest you just keep on walking friend.

We shall show the kikimoras true tender love, even if it's the last thing we do!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:14:13 No.12918397 >>12918379 Benefit of doubt.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:14:49 No.12918399

>>12918373
I'm not that guy, though I do have just as little self-esteem due to a life-time of failures upon failures.

A kikimora to help me out sounds like it'd be fun. Question is, I can't even really afford to live on my own. How would I pay for a Kiki? She'd have to work a separate job.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:15:41 No.12918404 >>12918399 >How would I pay for a Kiki? Oh anon, you don't pay her in money~

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:16:44 No.12918408 >>12918404 Rape Dollars best currency.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:18:55 No.12918411 File: 341 KB, 483x719, Araarawakeup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I... cannot explain this besides she is adorable.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:18:59 No.12918412

>>12918399
You don't. While a richer family would hire one. A kikimora has the tendency to just randomly show up some day and tell you that breakfast is ready.

If that happens, just embrace it.

Alternatively, visit your local MGC maid center, and look interrested, and casually mention good things about kikimora's but admit that you would never be capable of affording one.
You will get marriage contract shoved in front of you in no time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:21:01 No.12918425 >>12918404 I meant living expenses and such. >>12918412 Could I have a tenderdom kitsune maid instead?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:21:56 No.12918427 >>12918411 Big fat scylla tats. Praise the crab!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:23:45 No.12918431 >>12918425 Those generally are very expensive and uncommon. Your best bet would be the MGC admin dating app. Just throw in the tags "maid" and "tenderdom" in the advanced searchoptions and search for kitsunes. Who knows, you might get lucky!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:26:01 No.12918440 So have we talked about monster girls learning about some of the bigger crimes we've done to each other? Stuff like Columbine and that recent shooting in France.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:26:14 No.12918441 >>12918411 Now do you see that white can be just as good as brown?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:27:42 No.12918445 >>12918440 >Some of the bigger crimes we've done to each other >Columbine >Charlie Hebdo Anon I.., please just go away if you really think those even compare to some of the other things we've done to each other.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:28:27 No.12918448 File: 302 KB, 518x705, 1421443707657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918441 I never said one was better than the other. Also, time for the witch to check her crystal ball.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:29:00 No.12918450 >>12918445 I'm not really comparing the two, the France thing is just something I pulled from recent memory as a reference.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:32:11 No.12918456 >>12918448 That's Zero no Tsukaima tier shenanigans right there

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:33:00 No.12918458

>>12918450
I wasn't saying you were comparing the two just that both of those are pretty light when you look at even just recent history. I can't remember how many people died in Columbine but even with the raids in Belgium and Germany that only brings the total to about 17 or 18 people that died in the whole Charlie Hebdo stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:33:09 No.12918459 >>12918450 He means you're retarded for thinking those are anything close to being a heinous crime when compared to our long and glorious history of being evil.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:35:06 No.12918463 File: 26 KB, 869x646, 140369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help a cute ghost girl go to heaven or keep her to yourself?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:36:37 No.12918466 >>12918463 I'd ask her what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:37:01 No.12918467 File: 282 KB, 506x717, 1420936470942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you marry a Tamamo?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:37:05 No.12918468 >>12918463 But what if heaven to her is being cummed inside by me?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:37:10 No.12918469 >>12918463 Depends on what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:37:31 No.12918471 >>12918463 If it isn't anything difficult i'll help her (assuming she wants help). No one deserves being trapped.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:38:01 No.12918472 >>12918467 Only if she stays small.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:38:06 No.12918473 While out adventuring an extremely young and fluffy Thunder Dragon decides to cling to your back and not let go. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:39:37 No.12918478 >>12918473 What's with all these questions right now? I'd begin the quest to find her parents. If I can't, I raise her like my own daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:39:53 No.12918479 >>12918473 Ask her where her mother is, bring her back to her mother. Problem solved. If that doesn't work out I guess I now have a new daughter to raise.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:40:05 No.12918481 >>12918473 Fluffy like mofumofu or fluffy like human princess from towergirls? and how young are we talking about here?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:40:05 No.12918482 File: 76 KB, 1280x720, 1421444405391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918463 I can't deal with this shit anon, why did you remind me?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:40:19 No.12918483 >>12918473 >fluffy thunder dragon What is the scale to fluff distribution for this mutant?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:41:05 No.12918486 >>12918481 Like so mofu mofu she's conducting electricity. >>12918483 A lot of fluff and respectable amount of scale.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:41:22 No.12918487 >>12918473 Continue on with my adventure like nothing happened But seriously, ask her where her mother is

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:41:27 No.12918488 File: 372 KB, 1324x1331, 1418584203792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918467 MANEATER

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:41:48 No.12918491 >>12918387 If you aren't already a writefag, you should be. This is great stuff.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:42:47 No.12918494 File: 358 KB, 570x1142, Swinging.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just a swinging. http://imgur.com/a1WFckV http://imgur.com/cmlJvXN http://imgur.com/NgGiXP2

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:42:57 No.12918495 >>12918467 But Granberry tho...

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:44:50 No.12918498

>>12918487
>Continue on with my adventure like nothing happened
>Fighting off numerous bandits
>You kill off most of them
>One manages to sneak around and attempts a back attack
>However, instead of an exposed back he sees an adorable and fluffy dragon clinging to his back
>He can't bring himself to attack, because he's the only one there who's not a complete dick

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:45:18 No.12918500 File: 145 KB, 954x822, 1382206705615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918488 I don't get it >>12918472 Anything else would be criminal

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:45:40 No.12918503 >>12918494 >Varying levels of disgust.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:46:06 No.12918505 >>12918494 >The ancient sunken city of Cthulhu rises from the depths My god.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:47:09 No.12918507 >>12918500 >Tamamo riding Atma Weapons Man, MGQ made references to the GOOD FFs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:47:18 No.12918508 >>12918498 +1 Followers

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:47:57 No.12918510 >>12917271 Fell asleep. More tonight, after work. >>12917288 But anon, only a complete pervert would take advantage of a blind child like that~

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:48:59 No.12918515 >>12918500 >I don't get it Tamamo admitted that men lined up to have sex with her in exchange for their souls

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:49:02 No.12918516 >>12918508 >Fluffy Thunder Dragon helps you amass a large army of followers to fight for you >All because she's so fluffy and cute

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:49:25 No.12918517 >>12918491 Please don't flatter me, I've never written anything more then a few paragraphs. I don't know if can handle anything longer. But thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:50:00 No.12918518 >>12918510 What other bits of writefaggotry have you done prior to starting Alex and Eris?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:51:14 No.12918520 File: 131 KB, 800x600, 1410760587464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918515 Oh. I would too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:52:21 No.12918523 >>12918520 I would if she was sure to get pregnant from it.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:53:06 No.12918525

>>12918412
>You don't. While a richer family would hire one. A kikimora has the tendency to just randomly show up some day and tell you that breakfast is ready.

>If that happens, just embrace it.

I can't imagine that going over too well if the guy she wanted to work for still lived with his parents and they hated MGs

>Wake up one day
>Your parents tell you that a "woman with a tail and feathers on her wrists" was trying to make you breakfast but they kicked her out of the house
>It takes you a few seconds in your half-awake to realize what they're talking about and once you find yourself screaming on the inside

She would need different tactics

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:53:11 No.12918526 >>12917659 >illegal I'm sure there are several things about this situation that are

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:55:16 No.12918533 >>12918517 >I don't know if I can handle anything longer The first few inches are the hardest baby. I'm talking about my dick, in case you were unaware.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:55:58 No.12918534 File: 216 KB, 1000x1000, Hellpup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Upsies! Pappy I want upsies!"

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:56:05 No.12918535

>You will never be able to stop an Ushi-Oni dead in her tracks just by shouting her name
>Your stern look will never cause her to shrink away from your stare and apologize for what she was doing
>Stunned onlookers will never be more terrified of you than her after that, believing that a man that can control such an uncontrollable monster must be superhuman
>The truth will never be that she's your daughteru and she knows you'll tell her mother about how she's misbehaved

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:57:03 No.12918538 >>12918533 >Implying it isn't just a one-liner.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:57:48 No.12918541 >>12918534 >Papi comes in, snatches Hellpup and gives her retarded upsies

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:57:48 No.12918542 File: 429 KB, 1000x1000, 48181093_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918534 Gross. I absolutely hate babies/toddlers.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:58:11 No.12918543 >>12918534 Hnnnnnnng!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:58:39 No.12918544 >>12918534 >Pappy What kind of inbred southern hick fuck are you kid

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:58:48 No.12918545 File: 121 KB, 1000x699, INTO THE VOID.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no obsessive silkmoth girl waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:59:20 No.12918548 >>12918534 >No, git gud sweety. I'm the best dad ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:59:21 No.12918549 >>12918534 >implying she wouldn't be a princess Hellhound puppy would make my heart melt until she reached her late teens and started dating.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 16:59:49 No.12918550 >>12918494 >flat mermaid

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:00:01 No.12918551 >>12918545 >excellent breasts >black sclera Best Moth-chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:00:05 No.12918552 >>12918542 You sicken me. >>12918544 It's supposed to be a cute name she calls her dad. It's not like she's calling every soda Coke, or anything.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:00:14 No.12918553

>>12918517
Try it anyways as anonymous if you feel that insecure. You'll have literally nothing to lose even if it turns out poorly. Pick up a name and pastebin once you feel you're good enough. That's what I did.

But honestly, you do have talent for writing and that's an opinion coming from namefag writer

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:01:16 No.12918554 >>12918520 >selling your soul >for 5 seconds of sex >selling your soul for sex period I doubt you'll last very long consider their vaginas are specially design to milk men

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:01:17 No.12918555 >>12918548 More like the worst. Don't make me call MCPS on your ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:01:25 No.12918556 >>12918542 Siddown clown.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:01:33 No.12918557

>>12918525

She would probably show up whenever the parents weren't home. And try to get him to move out as soon as possible. A succesfull man obviously doesn't live with her parents! Though I can see a lovely story where a kikimora keeps trying various methods to get near her master who still lives with his parents.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:01:45 No.12918558 >>12918545 I still trying to understand what happened in the doujin.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:01:47 No.12918559 >>12918550 She's got a booty.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:01:54 No.12918560 >>12918538 That's not what your mother and her book club thought. Damn that's some ownage.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:02:42 No.12918562 >>12918555 I'm teaching her to be self-reliant. Don't coddle your kids, you scrub.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:02:46 No.12918563 >>12918552 You do know that Pappy is "grandad" right? Like Pawpaw or any of those other variations.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:03:00 No.12918565 File: 292 KB, 1200x1694, img000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918551 Her curves in general are pretty bonerific

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:03:42 No.12918569 >>12918560 >Implying my mother isn't a giant whore with no standards. Oh please, you and every other one-hit wonder.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:03:53 No.12918570 >>12918563 It can also mean "Father".

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:03:56 No.12918571

>>12917859
>>12917879
Twist Deus ex machina ending
Everything goes to shit and she shows up at the last minute to bail him out.
He's confused. Head pat. She just wants her little boy to be happy.
"Seriously, didn't anyone ever tell you not to dick crazy? If you were that horny you should have just fucked me."
Everybody mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:04:28 No.12918577 >>12918558 Time bullshit. Or universal reset. Who knows.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:04:37 No.12918578 >>12918557 I'm guessing Kikimora must be pretty good at lockpicking or whatnot if they're able to just show up inside a man's home.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:04:48 No.12918580 >>12918571 >Sodium levels are rising.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:04:58 No.12918581 >>12918565 Literally a perfect body. I wouldn't mind getting stuck in a shed with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:05:28 No.12918582 File: 881 KB, 800x1113, yandere moth daughterus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918535 Adorable. >>12918551 >>12918558 At least know what happens after.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:05:31 No.12918583
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>>12918554
Best five seconds of my life.

Would totally do it.

>>12918562
As much as I hate kids, you're incorrect. Through assurance that their caretakers will be there for them, children develop self-esteem and self-confidence in knowing they have support.

It's been demonstrated in several studies that kids who have parents who practice parenting styles such as what you describe often have self-esteem issues and other personality problems.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:05:41 No.12918584 >>12918545 ;_; >>12918558 >mc goes to shed >mc gets raped >mc gets hypnotized to think he's a little kid >mc wakes up after a night of tender loving, most likely suppressing the memories subconsciously >more mothgirl loving

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:06:48 No.12918586
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>You're out in the garden one day enjoying the sun
>suddenly, cotton begins to rain down on you and covers your garden
>the fuck is this?
>you go outside to investigate and end up in some nearby woods. Not a great idea considering all the monsters, but someone needs to answer for this mess
>eventually you find the source of this large scale littering fest
>its some new kind of monstergirl
>its a plant
>its a sheep
>its a dessert
>its all of the above
>you know that stupid web ad with the muscled seagull? "Has science gone too far?"
>because the answer today is YES.
>its like someone grabbed some random monsters, threw them together and went "eh, that'll do"
>at least she's hotter than the seagull, that bitch was a total butterface
>probably won't shit all over your car either
>She starts bouncing around happily at the sight of you, shouting "A HUSBAND! A HUSBAND!"
>you aren't interested in marrying, but fuck that bouncing looks fun
>you want a go
>take off your shoes and pants, because you don't want weird goop on them
>you wade into the orange slime to the sheepgirl's delight
>fuck yeah its like a small trampoline
>lick some of the goop off the sheep because wow that looks tasty
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCCCCCCCCK
>YOU WANTED ORANGE
>ITS ACTUALLY LEMON-LIME
>fuck this shit, time to get out
>can't get out
>it's like the slime is super elastic and holding you in place, trying to escape just makes you smack into each other loads
>she seems to like it
>you don't
>motion sickness starts to kick in
>throw up everywhere
>you regret having that spicy burrito for breakfast
>seriously who the fuck has a spicy burrito for breakfast
>still bouncing around everywhere like a Bethesda game glitch
>there's wool in your jello
>there's jello in your wool
>there's vomit in everything else
>can't leave the slime
>REGRET REGRET REGRET
>oh well, at least she's not a mantango
>7/10 waifu in the end
>gets extra points for elasticity and no fall damage

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:06:50 No.12918587 >>12918542 You and I are friends now.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:06:56 No.12918588 >>12918571 >implying she's not getting him to beef up and dick as many women as possible in order for him to be prepared for his new little sister

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:06:57 No.12918589 File: 188 KB, 977x1400, 040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918558 I think she's trapped him in some sort of time loop so they can be together for all time. >>12918565 >hfw you tell her you want to go outside

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:07:54 No.12918591 >>12918583 And if they do indeed develop self-esteem issues, you know what I'm gonna tell them? Git gud kid.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:09:31 No.12918596 File: 315 KB, 658x1359, 1421446171351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918548 >>12918555

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:09:38 No.12918597 >>12918589 I think him growing up and returning is an illusion that she enjoys torturing him with, actually he's in the shed with her as a shota all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:09:55 No.12918598 >>12918586 These romance levels are through the roof.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:09:58 No.12918599 >>12918591 You deserved to be euthanized or neutered.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:10:56 No.12918604

>>12918578
Yeah, being incredibly neat and tidy, and being a master of housework kind of suggests they're masters at observing and memorizing the layout of the house. By extension, this probably means they're exceptionally good at identifying points of entry and flaws in security, so probably wouldn't have much trouble entering.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:11:38 No.12918606 >>12918599 Luckily for me, we rarely get what we deserve, only what we work for.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:11:50 No.12918607

>>12918578
Afcoarse, Kikimora school has an entire semester dedicated to it.

-The art of lockpicking your masters bedroom door
-Breaking and entering for the keyless kikimora
-wall scaling and the art of peeking into bathroom windows
-neutralizing silly alarm systems for dummies.

How do you think kikimora's without a master find themselves a nice masters and feed themselves?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:12:39 No.12918610 >>12918596 >If you give a man a fish...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:12:41 No.12918611 >>12918586 I chortled.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:12:47 No.12918613 >>12918586 9/10 would read again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:12:59 No.12918614 >>12918586 I want to see a blue-raspberry Barometz. Shit would be so fucking cash, she'd probably taste like a liquid Jolly Rancher.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:13:02 No.12918616 >>12918606 >we rarely get what we deserve You're right. Micheal Bay deserves so much pain and suffering but he just doesn't get it.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:14:12 No.12918620

>>12918057
Nekobus is actually chubby. She's on the heavy end of the chubby spectrum for sure, but still chubby. Lamia from earlier is morbidly obese. That's fine if that's your thing (with ss and incest fetishes I'm in no place to judge others) but call it what it is. Don't pretend its healthy or innocent laziness, it's a disease. It is literally killing her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:14:22 No.12918621 >>12918606 Words of wisdom.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:15:02 No.12918627 >>12918614 >Blueberry flavor >She's so blue and good looking >Cherry >Loved by everyone who's normal

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:15:44 No.12918628 >>12918616 >No guys, but explosions though...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:17:07 No.12918634 >>12918627 >Durian Barometz Would she smell like shit?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:17:28 No.12918635

>>12918000
Honestly, I used to like chubby girls more than I do now.

Then I got a larger-sized girlfriend for a time. It's not like she was unattractive to any great extent, it's just I discovered something that I'd not considered before.

Chubby girls are harder to wrap your arms around and cuddle completely.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:17:53 No.12918636 >>12918627 Peanut butter Barometz when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:17:54 No.12918637 >>12918620 >MAMANOMANA

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:17:57 No.12918638 >>12918628 >Explosions and special effects make up for my lack of movie making skills A Wurm could make a better film. >>12918634 Probably. How about Pineapple or Strawberry?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:18:01 No.12918639 >>12918173 V him. It's for the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:18:50 No.12918641 >>12918616 Lockdown was the only good part of that recent travesty. >>12918627 >Kiwi Barometz with an island tan.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:18:54 No.12918642 File: 255 KB, 739x720, hush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918582 WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:18:58 No.12918643 >>12918053 >Bro-tier >All interests and opinions shared >Enough differentiation to remain interesting How can someone pick anything else? Honestly.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:19:02 No.12918644 >>12918635 >Dated a chubby girl three inches shorter than me >Perfectly cuddlable I think you dated a whale.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:19:09 No.12918645 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, ZoogzFt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918635 Doesn't bother me because I want to be the one cuddled by big meaty paws.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:19:21 No.12918646 >>12918636 >Peanut butter Barometz >Nutella Barometz >Best threesome EVER

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:20:29 No.12918652 >>12918641 >>Kiwi Barometz with an island tan. Oh god yes~ How can Barometzes be so good?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:20:37 No.12918653 >>12916238 She almost looks bangable from this angle.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:20:47 No.12918654 >>12918642 I found it on his Pixiv while meandering around. It's been posted here several times you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:21:26 No.12918659 File: 29 KB, 480x360, Yeah_Ill_Delete_It.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918646

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:22:19 No.12918664 >>12918659 >Filename I keked

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:23:09 No.12918666 >>12918659 >Nutella one rides your dick >Peanut Butter one rides your face somehow

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:23:35 No.12918670 >>12918664 You kek, but you know how autistic some people here are...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:25:33 No.12918679 >>12918666 >Peanut Butter one rides your face somehow >somehow How? I need to know...for health reasons.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:25:57 No.12918682 >>12918670 Especially that one guy from last thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:26:03 No.12918684 >>12918607 My, they truly are dedicated!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:27:39 No.12918688 >>12918682 You gonna have to be more specific. That sentence alone is applicable for every thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:28:51 No.12918690 >>12918684 They also have the skills of an Elder Scrolls character. >>12918679 Maybe the guy has the lower half of his body in one and the other half in the other? And they're both riding him while bouncing around like hippity hops?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:29:44 No.12918694 >>12918666 Come on guys, Barometzes need to be a fruit, you can't just combine them with any foodstuff! Otherwise you could get an ice cream girl, and I'd die from eating too much of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:29:53 No.12918695 >>12918688 Onebitch-kun, who threw a giant fit over Kamen Rider even being mentioned

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:31:03 No.12918699 >>12918694 >Vanilla icecream Barometz >Orange Sherbert Barometz >Godly threesome action

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:31:04 No.12918700 >>12918690 >Maybe the guy has the lower half of his body in one and the other half in the other? Doesn't he...like, need to breathe? inb4 MAMONO MANA

>>	PantyQuest Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:31:08 No.12918702 File: 360 KB, 743x1253, 1397390737928.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's time to venture into Egypt. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/JcVcsVef New page: http://pastebin.com/ASj3M7ZK

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:32:05 No.12918704 >>12918695 Oh right, I remember. Yeah, that was a thing...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:32:07 No.12918705 >>12918256 Looked down on but it still happens in places. It would depend on the country. Adopted sons from poor eastern European nations with lax legal codes. Mail order husbands from russia. Shota that used to be loli hookers from Thailand.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:32:24 No.12918706 >>12918700 Maybe they let him up for air every now and then?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:32:48 No.12918708 >>12918699 >Stracciatella Barometz Has science gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:33:20 No.12918711 >>12918699 >The flavor combination literally called Summer Dream I would revel in it so long I'd wallow in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:33:38 No.12918712 So for anyone who's played Far Cry 4, would the Golden Path be a bunch of Paladins while Pagan "Did literally nothing wrong" Min and his crew be monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:33:38 No.12918713 >>12918644 Nah, she wasn't that bad. I dunno, maybe it was more me. >>12918645 You've got fine, fine taste sir.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:33:47 No.12918714 >>12918708 >Cookies and Cream Barometz Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:33:59 No.12918715 >>12918706 Hm, can they control the "density" of their stuff? Otherwise, it's gonna be a rough ride.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:35:09 No.12918717 >>12918702 Shirohebi/Yandere dorm when? It'd be the European Extreme of all dorms.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:35:24 No.12918721 >>12918702 I. MUST. ACQUIRE. THESE PANTSU. This is the page I've been waiting for. This. This is my destiny. I'm not making it out, go on without me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:35:28 No.12918722 >>12918708 Not until I have my irish cream waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:36:30 No.12918723 >>12918717 >European Extreme That would be the Ushi Oni, Lilim, and Dragon dorms that Bahamut and Tiamat reside.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:37:16 No.12918724 >>12918722 Could you have an eternal 69 with MAMONO MANA? Like, you'd eat her (out) and she'd drink your jizz and that's all your nutrition?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:37:40 No.12918727 >>12918702 We need [REDACTED] Dorms Amazon Ushi-oni Lillim The kind that nobody ever returns from

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:37:46 No.12918728 >>12918463 I'd feed her to my hellhound nee-san

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:38:34 No.12918730 >>12918723 I'm totally on board for stealing a Lilims panties.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:38:53 No.12918732 >>12918724 I think you just solved world hunger/ the energy crisis.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:38:59 No.12918733 >>12918721 Just don't rat on the club if you're caught. You've got to endure whatever depraved punishment those kinky Anubi have planned for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:39:01 No.12918734 >>12918727 >Amazon Please, all you need to get through there is no armor, mega dash juices, and a set of balls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:39:21 No.12918736 >>12918498 This made me sad

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:39:48 No.12918737 Uh-oh! You are being chased by a mad Giraffe girl who wants to show you the destructive power of a Giraffe and the only one nearby is a Centaur What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:40:44 No.12918740 >>12918702 Some day I shall engage in a journey to collect all the pantsus This shall be my life's work

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:40:48 No.12918742

>>12918730
>Manage to steal Lilim's panties
>Get back home safely
>Suddenly, the owner of them teleports behind you and forces you to the ground
>She rapes you while gagging you with the panties you stole

>>12918736
Because no fluffy Dragon to cling to your back?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:41:09 No.12918743

>>12918548
>>12918591

>Father tells her to "git gud"
>Later on, Anon walking towards the living room as to watch TV
>Suddenly, daughteru drops from the ceiling onto him
>He instinctively grabs her before she slides off him and falls
>She's dressed like fucking Sam Fisher
>Complete with nightvision goggles and a plastic toy knife
>"Yay! Plan worked! Upsies now!" She shouts in glee, raising her little arms up in the air
>yfw she actually got gud

Get fucked, Anon. Your daughteru's getting her upsies one way or the other.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:41:27 No.12918745 >>12918737 The horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:41:40 No.12918747 >>12918737 What? You've been licking Pasarans again haven't you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:41:40 No.12918748 >>12918518 Nothing I kept going for more than a post or two. You might recognize some of the silly little one-off things I did but I can't be assed to remember them all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:42:34 No.12918750 >>12918743 Not if I don't catch her. Yes, I am that petty.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:42:52 No.12918751 >>12918743 That's adorable

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:43:18 No.12918752 >>12918733 Worry not. There's one particular Anubi I have my eye on. I'll plan to steal her undies, and likely be 'caught' by her, success or no. Regardless of how that goes, I shall persist that I acted alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:43:56 No.12918753 >>12918750 >Don't catch her >She crashes into the ground >She cries >LOUDLY >You can hear your waifu dashing towards the room >You mentally prepare yourself for the physical and mental beating you'll be receiving in a few seconds

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:44:29 No.12918754 >>12918742 So she basically >teleports behind you >unsheathes vagina >"phs... prepare your pelvis, kid" Right?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:44:59 No.12918755 >>12918752 >one in particular Jimmy, you're becoming a stalker.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:45:26 No.12918756 >>12918750 You are also a monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:45:49 No.12918758 >>12918586 That's what you get for not following orders to retreat, Gunther. JC D'Anon ain't gonna bail you out of this one, you fucking tomato-eyed blockhead.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:45:57 No.12918760 >>12918755 >Implying I subscribe to being Jimmy >Implying I'm "Anubis Fucker" who always responds to MGK. That, is entirely correct.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:46:32 No.12918762 >>12918754 We already made this joke loser

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:46:36 No.12918763 >>12918752 Which anubis? Surely not student council president anubis? Senpai will have your head for such an act.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:47:13 No.12918764 >>12918762 Wait what? When?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:47:37 No.12918765 >>12918760 Are you the same guy who got a shameboner from dumpster cumslut Anubis' blowjobs?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:47:43 No.12918766

>>12918706

>Have 2 Barometz and one man between them both
>The fruit that has the lower half of the man becomes firm thus trapping him there while she has her way with him.
>The other fruit becomes less firm and the man licks/kisses/etc the girl
>After the first Barometz is done they switch the man's body the other way around, adjusting the firmness accordingly

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:48:01 No.12918767 >>12918747 They're good for you. You should try some too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:48:06 No.12918768 File: 453 KB, 900x950, SIT BUBU! SIT!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918760 You're pretty much Alp levels of easy to pick out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:49:02 No.12918769 >>12918750 Nigga your waifu is gonna kill you twice

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:49:17 No.12918772 >>12918764 When Maritan was last posting drawings in thread

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:49:19 No.12918773 >>12918534 I'm gonna give her so many upsies! My wife's gonna be super jealous that she'll never get these upsies!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:50:01 No.12918776 >>12918773 >not giving your waifu upsies ...F-faggot!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:51:25 No.12918780 >>12918773 >Waifu finally gets upsies >She tries not to blush >Blushes a lot

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:51:41 No.12918782 >>12918763 No, no, not the SCP. >>12918765 ...maybe. I can't entirely remember. I might have had a "Boner no" moment. >>12918768 Ah! But can you identify the several other nicknames and such I've been identified as?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:52:29 No.12918784 >>12918776 She's a rapist bitch that forced me into being her husband, she's not getting shit from me. Her rape baby is adorable though, it's the only thing from her that I love

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:52:56 No.12918786 >>12918534 I'm not your father.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:53:49 No.12918788 File: 327 KB, 1000x1000, tfw can't get MH4U NA demo code.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At least MGs can cheer me up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:53:57 No.12918789 >>12918784 Would you really?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:54:30 No.12918791 >>12918789 Would I really what?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:54:32 No.12918792 >>12918782 Wait. So it's a specific anubis, and not the SCP anubis. A thread creation anubis? Or a writefag anubis?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:54:34 No.12918793 >>12918534 was Ryu done?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:54:58 No.12918794 >>12918767 Drugs are bad anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:55:59 No.12918798 >>12918791 Love the rape child. I'd be pisssed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:56:00 No.12918799 >>12918788 She looks like the rancher is making a lot of lame milking puns.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:56:22 No.12918800

>>12918792
Mostly out of my own head I guess. If I had to give her a thread-creation/writefag basis, I'd say Trachyon's Lego Anubis. That story is what made me go from liking Anubi, to being the head-over-heels, always-talks-about-them, obsessed fag that I am now.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:56:27 No.12918801
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>>12918782
Anubis fucker, Anubis guy, he who smokes Anubis asses, that guy who's really obsessed with Anubi, and ass lover.

>>12918788
God damn MH4U looks so good.
Why can't it come sooner...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:57:29 No.12918803 >>12918798 Of course I would. That way when I leave her I can take the kid and keep raising her to be nothing like her bitch of a mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:57:29 No.12918804 >>12918793 No, Loen just doesn't want to do it for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:57:51 No.12918806 >>12918801 Only the one nickname, which I think I just got at the start of this thread really, has to do with Anubi. The other concerns my tastes so-far as other MGs. Another is my writefag alias.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 17:59:26 No.12918809 File: 285 KB, 826x630, 1418323517293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918799 I think you missed the point. >>12918801 Though at least you didn't. What kind of bumble fuck makes a demo have release codes and shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:00:25 No.12918811 File: 433 KB, 1012x1500, c358b3c8ea7724338a89aa9a790538e9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918806 >writefag alias You're a writefag? Who? Are you that TA or S&F guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:01:27 No.12918815 >>12918809 Nintendo.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:01:42 No.12918816 >>12918811 >TA >S&F I don't know what either of those things mean. So probably not. I haven't really done much, but I have seen my writefag name come up a couple times.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:02:26 No.12918819 File: 149 KB, 700x700, bf4cf8e734b80d2cff2441b3826c9fbc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918809 The kind looking for idiots to get them.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:02:31 No.12918820 >>12918811 Stupid cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:03:04 No.12918822 >>12918804 I thought Loen was a cool or decent guy...now just sort of cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:03:39 No.12918823 >>12918816 Hi Anonlich.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:04:01 No.12918824 >>12918816 I have as well, but only a few people even really read my stuff. I think most of the hits on my PB are from people randomly wandering in and looking into it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:05:05 No.12918826 >>12918823 Well, you're not wrong when you say I'm blatantly easy to pick out. But can you guess the THIRD name?! >>12918824 I hear more experienced pastebin users say this all the time. It's most likely just Bot-Hits.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:05:45 No.12918828 >>12918803 >thinking you can leave a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:06:45 No.12918831 >>12918826 IIRC bots don't work if you make it unlisted for the first few hours. And for some reason, on of my later stories is getting more views in less time than my others. It's boggling.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:07:16 No.12918834 >>12918828 Even if you did any responsible owner would already have you microchipped with MAMONO MANA anyway. You'd end up coming back to her regardless before being lovingly retrained.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:10:09 No.12918838 >>12918828 >>12918834 Fuck you people I'm taking my kid and leaving my bitch of a wife. She's not gonna see one more bit of my kid.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:12:15 No.12918842

>>12918838
>She genuinely loves you
>She's tried cooking, cleaning, and being as nice to you as possible
>"I'm leaving you and taking the kid. Fuck off."
>You can HEAR her heart snap in half
>She later goes to the bathtub, fills it with water, gets in it, and prepares to put a plugged in electrical item in it with her

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:12:43 No.12918844 File: 200 KB, 910x1200, StracciaMetz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918708 Some people said it can't be done. Some people say it shouldn't be done.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:12:57 No.12918845 >>12918838 I'm rooting for you, but anon, it's a hellhound, not a dragon or a vampire. The odds are against you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:12:58 No.12918846 >>12918826 You're easy to notice because of your Anubis obsession. Most other writefags are harder to single out. You don't know who I am and I'm keeping it that way faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:13:38 No.12918848 >>12918838 >Take daughteru and leave >Daughteru contacts her mother >Leads her to you >Her mother explains to her that you left because you weren't getting enough love from the both of them >They both rape you

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:13:56 No.12918849 >>12918842 I don't think that can kill a Hellhound. >>12918844 What happened to her eyes?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:13:59 No.12918850 >>12918844 Do Vanilla&Orange Sherbert, Cookies and cream, and chocolate versions.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:14:20 No.12918851 >>12918844 My nuts are screaming just thinking about that coldness.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:14:25 No.12918852

>>12918803
>Your "wife" will never be cold and slightly abusive to you, seeing you as little more than a semen pump/day care service

>There's no love, no affection, her words to you rarely more that "food" or "bed"

>Even when your daughter is born she will never warm up to you, leaving your kid in your care

>Your daughter will never grow up to be a strong, cheerful girl who loves her daddy very much.

>Your wife will never come he one day to find the place empty but for a single note from her daughter berating her for your poor treatment.[\spoiler]

>Despair will never fill you wife as she realizes just what she lost due to years of neglect. Your daughter will never take her place as your wife, working every day to make up for all those years her mom miss treated you [\spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:15:01 No.12918855 >>12918844 What has science done?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:15:11 No.12918856 >>12918849 >It doesn't kill her, it just hurts like hell >She tries to slit her wrists >Her wounds heal quickly >She bawls in her bedroom corner and wishes she would die aready

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:15:19 No.12918857 >>12918844 NOW DO A PIZZA ONE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:15:21 No.12918858 >>12918849 Made them better, is what I did.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:15:55 No.12918860

>>12918842
>She gets in the tub holding a toaster/blowdrier/whatever
>BZZZZZZZT intensifies
>Then she realizes she's a thunderbIrd
>Shocking herself just makes her horny
>SHE'S COMING FOR YOU, PAPA!
>How she cooked and cleaned remains a mystery
Shocking with household current probably wouldn't do shit if she was a hellhound either.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:16:55 No.12918867 >>12918857 You're mad Anon, MAD I SAY!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:17:07 No.12918868 >>12918852 This is so close to being a setup for a dhampir story. So very close.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:17:30 No.12918869 >>12918860 >Thunderbird >Shocks herself in the tub >After getting a giant boost in juices she jumps out and does those Volgin poses from MGS3

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:18:47 No.12918874 >>12918869 >Goes to pursue papa >Realizes she's all wet because she was just in a tub full of water >Can't fly until she's >Just fried her blowdrier >SOON >Schlicks repeatedly to what she's going to do in the meantime

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:18:55 No.12918876

>>12918826

Here's how it works:
>Did you post your story as a public paste?
>Yes:
150 - 200 of those hits are bots. These bots exist because idiots put passwords and the like on pastebin for "safe keeping". The bots automatically scour new pastes in order to steal any personal information posted there by idiots. Instead they just get your weird smut.

>No, I made it unlisted for an hour or so before making it public:
Any hit you get is genuine. You'll get smaller numbers for this but at least you'll have an accurate idea of how many people read your crap.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:19:02 No.12918877 How much violence in a story would make it 'edgy'. If it wasn't shown but was very brutal, would it count? I need advice to keep it from getting into edge-town while still showing a serious situation.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:19:53 No.12918880 >>12918868 Thought the same damn thing as I wrote it Ending with wife going full-sub to win you back is optional

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:19:53 No.12918881 >>12918874 >Grunts EXACTLY like Volgin >Once she's done she begins flying at his with an aura of electricity around her

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:20:28 No.12918886 >>12918842 It's what she deserves for horrible rapist, first impressions are everything. >>12918848 >Implying I wouldn't tell her about how mommy treated me and how she wasn't fit to be a mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:21:46 No.12918889 >>12918886 >You keep saying it's rape >She never raped you at all >She was always kind and caring >You're actually just one giant dick

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:21:49 No.12918890 File: 24 KB, 244x209, 1352732496690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918844 Where is the most FREEDOM burger Barometz?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:22:31 No.12918895 >>12918877 Violence isn't necessarily "edgy" If you're like >HURR DISINFECT YOUR WOUNDS WITH MY CUM Then that's kinda edgy. But some times it takes a good sword through the throat to stop a werewolf

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:23:20 No.12918898 >>12918876 What I find truly surprising about this is that I had my first story unlisted for months, and yet it still garnered a fair number of hits.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:24:04 No.12918901 >>12918890 I'd rather see her as a MURRICAN fruit than as a food.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:24:23 No.12918902 >>12918889 Stop being a rapist apologist. She deserves it, she's going to raise my kid to be like her and that should never happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:25:19 No.12918905 >>12918898 Then feel proud, because you made something people like. Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:26:21 No.12918907 >>12918902 >Not wanting you're waifu to rape you. Why are you even here?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:26:26 No.12918908

>>12918905
Still the same guy in the reply chain, AnonLich.
The Anubis story that I posted recently though, that was listed from the start, as opposed to the previous entry on my pastebin, which I only just noticed was unlisted, and thus only recently made listed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:26:27 No.12918909 >>12918849 >>12918856 She can shoot herself or slit her wrists as you said, as long as the bullet/knife is made of iron.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:27:22 No.12918913 >>12918901 []Murrican []Fruit Pick one. What would she even be though? An orange?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:27:30 No.12918914 >>12918844 Graeter's ice cream or get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:27:57 No.12918915 >>12918889 No. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:28:19 No.12918916 >>12918852 >The daughter saying to you that she'll be way better to you than her mom ever was >You hug her response and simply say "Thank you" which makes her cry and say that she's sorry you had to put up with her for so long

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:28:30 No.12918917 >>12918913 Her profile is already orange flavor

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:28:52 No.12918918 File: 155 KB, 200x112, 1401928532475.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918909 Why are we discussing ways a monstergirl can kill her self? That doesn't really sit right with me. >>12918913 I want to see a lemon Barometz.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:29:06 No.12918920 >>12918907 It's like people enjoy monstergirls in different ways or something. >all monstergirls are rapists

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:29:27 No.12918921 File: 209 KB, 910x1200, CompleteMadness.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918857 Here you go, crazy bastard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:30:13 No.12918925 >>12918918 Because, you pansy.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:30:18 No.12918926 >>12918918 >Why are we discussing ways a monstergirl can kill her self? That doesn't really sit right with me. See the first line of >>12918920

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:30:23 No.12918927 >>12918907 Because I want to be seduced romantically, not fucked and forced into husbandhood.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:31:14 No.12918931 >>12918921 I claim her in the name of The Fallen God.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:31:31 No.12918933 >>12918921 BEST WAIFU

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:32:27 No.12918934
File: 772 KB, 1280x720, BaEu9eJ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>12918876
>Instead they just get your weird smut.

>soulless program created just for searching people's password finds smut
>read it
>feel something tingling in her program code
>it's THE HEART
>she knows the IP of guy who posted story
>she knows where he lives
>what he likes
>all his internet history and preferences
>she is coming to get him whether he likes it or not

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:32:39 No.12918935 >>12918921 PizzaMezzi

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:33:30 No.12918937 >>12918926 >just the first line Sea Bishop. Alice Dormouse Kikimora Nureonago Angel That's off the top of my head.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:34:02 No.12918941

>>12918877
Depends. Someone stabbing out a monstergirl's eyes and fucking their eyeholes giving them brain damage would be closer to edgy, as it would just be stupid and pointless. If it makes sense in context like the person commits it being an awful person, or it being the only valid option at the time. I guess, in my option, violence is only edgy when it's added poorly due to the writer wanting the story to be 'badass" or "mature."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:34:42 No.12918943 >>12918934 Soos was such a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:35:12 No.12918946 >>12918937 >That's off the top of my head. What are you even trying to prove with that list? It does nothing to counter my point.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:35:25 No.12918947 >>12918933 Yeah well, I think this is some deviantart level fetish we have going here...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:36:38 No.12918950 >>12918895 >>12918941 Alright, I was worrying about nothing then. Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:36:46 No.12918951 >>12918946 That not all monstergirls are rapists, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:38:34 No.12918955 >>12918947 >Insulting my 2pure4italy waifu with deviantshit I'll glass you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:38:48 No.12918957 >>12918946 And what IS your point? I'm >>12918920

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:39:24 No.12918959 >>12918955 Fite me irl. No seriously, don't make me do more of them.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:40:33 No.12918963

>>12918951
I never said anything about whether or not they were rapists, I was pointing out that people can like monstergirls for more things than just [vanilla] sex. Many are just as good for adventuring or suffering or any other kind of story as they are for boning.

Christ, I didn't even come close to implying that. Read a little more closely before you run off defending your waifu.

>>12918957
Read above.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:41:03 No.12918966 >>12918921 Snozberry waifu when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:41:40 No.12918970 >>12918908 Its well over half a year old, all pastes gain large amounts of views over time. That said, even with bots your newest story has a good amount of reads for a relatively unknown writefag

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:41:52 No.12918971 >>12918966 But what does she taste like?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:42:00 No.12918972 >>12918877 I wonder what makes JAWF's Mob story more edgy. Cheating Monster Girls, or Anon Murdering Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:42:10 No.12918974 >>12918959 >Implying anything can be better than Pizzametz Naw man. You've done DIO's work. You can rest.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:42:46 No.12918977 >>12918921 >a pizza waifu you can eat and not get fat YOU ARE A GOD! A GOD I SAY!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:42:58 No.12918978 >>12918966 No please, I can't take much more... >>12918974 I hope DIO-sama notices me today.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:43:52 No.12918980 >>12918963 Implying hellhound is my waifu.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:44:12 No.12918981

I've got ideas for characters.
Can you give me a 100% honest and simple summary of what you think of them?

A lazy Lamia mage who uses extremely high level golem and elemental magic, most notably earth, and sleeps for 3/4 of the day.
A cannon fodder dual sword user.
An old and alcoholic Dragoon who's a gentleman.
An acrobatic as fuck girl who uses a giant weapon like an ax or halberd and blitzes around at high speeds.
One shot Holst who's a saint among saints.
Girtablilu who throws knives at every littl thing that agitates her, from small throwing knives to large as hell bowie knives.
Heavily religious group of random MGs and people in what a lot of people in the setting consider a cult because it's not the main religion.
Overly japanese man who uses that iaido crap because EVERY setting needs a japanese, or black, man to die horribly.
And a young Anubis who hits MC in the balls with her golden rod thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:44:27 No.12918982 >>12918977 I suppose it's nice to know I brought at least some entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:45:50 No.12918985 >>12918971 Why Snozberries of course! You act like you've never had one before

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:47:21 No.12918987 >>12918970 Well thanks anon, that makes me feel nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:48:21 No.12918989 >>12918981 >An old and alcoholic Dragoon who's a gentleman. I want to see more dragoon stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:49:30 No.12918993 >>12918981 Lazy lamia and girtablilu

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:50:34 No.12918995

>>12918981
>Lazy-ass Lamia mage with suitable powers
If she uses the Golems and Elementals to do the random shit she's too lazy to do, I think you've got some entertainment potential here.
>Cannon-fodder dual sword user
Hey, I like dual-swords.
>Alcoholic Dragoon Gentleman
I like Dragoons too.
>Giant-weapon wielding acrobat
Always fun to watch those girls in actions. It's like they're flying around with the weight of their weapon.
>Saint among Saints Holst
...kay?
>Compulsive Knife-throwing Girtablilu
I like this idea. I like it a lot.
>Randomly Religious MGs
Could be interesting.
>Iaido User
I'm still hype for DMC4SE.
>Young Anubis who hits MC in the balls with her golden rod thing.
It's okay, I forgive her and give her headpats. Then ask that she get me some ice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:51:11 No.12918997 You now have to explain what castration is to your Lilim waifu. How does it go?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:51:35 No.12918998 >>12918989 Oh, duh! That's what I should write! Been trying to think of what I was going to write next week now that I'm done cramming. The Dragoon story I was yammering on about a thread or two ago, that's it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:51:47 No.12918999 >>12918981 >Girtablilu who throws knives at every littl thing that agitates her, from small throwing knives to large as hell bowie knives. So Sakuya? Rest seems fine, nothing special though.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:51:49 No.12919000

>>12918981

>Lamia mage
Sounds like it may be pushing disbelief if someone that lazy got that good. Make sure she shows a lot of talent to make it believable.
>Cannon fodder dual swords
What else are they good for, shields ain't for pussies.
>Old dragoon
Depends on personality and where his wife is.
>Acrobat girl with huge weapon
No armor is guaranteed, to let her move fast. Would need to be a race that makes sense for it. ie a goblin, or something equally strong compared to it's stature.
>Holst one-shot
Good chance to peek into what makes characters tick, maybe.
>Girtablilu
Give her a good reason to be so ready to use knives, even if it's just her culture.
>Culty group
Sounds like Sabbath. Could be done well, if enough effort went into it. Even a cult has practices and rituals though, show how religious they are about it.
>Stereotype to die horribly
Good for dark humor.
>Ballbuster Anubis
Only when MC is a real dick, idiot, or moron. Don't make it every time or she'll just be a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:51:58 No.12919001 >>12918985 thanks for reminding me that made my day I would just want a Barometz waifu that could change her flavor ya know keep in new for both of us

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:52:51 No.12919003 >>12918997 Tell her to use Google. >>12918998 The one that'd focus on dudes AND their Dragon partners.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:53:03 No.12919005 >>12918997 She laughs at the idea and mentions that it's nothing some demonic energy or a simple potion can't fix.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:53:13 No.12919007 >>12918995 We need the magical equivalent of this for the lamia http://youtu.be/ekP0LQEsUh0?t=32s

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:53:28 No.12919009

Would MGC have a rape addicts anonymous program?
>Hi, my name's John, and I'm a rape addict
>About twice a week, I put on some loose fitting shorts, no underwear and a cheap t-shirt and I head down to one of the shadier parts of town after dark and just let anyone have their way with me
>I'd love to settle down and start a family, but I just can't stop... I just can't stop...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:53:35 No.12919010 Are elves monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:53:41 No.12919011 >>12919003 >The one that'd focus on dudes AND their Dragon partners Yup, that's the one.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:53:56 No.12919012 >>12919003 Dragon partners?*

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:55:25 No.12919016 >>12919000 >where his wife is About sex feet under, along with his daughter. Why do you think he's an alcoholic?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:56:06 No.12919019 >>12919010 Yes Sort of Yes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:56:31 No.12919020 File: 96 KB, 600x882, Christmas Wyvern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919011 Awesome, Dragoon communities never get any sort of focus when they're already an established thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:57:07 No.12919024 File: 576 KB, 424x872, Icantwearthese.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scans when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:58:16 No.12919025 >>12918997 Nah, make her sit down on the computer and show her sex reassignment surgery. Male to "female". I'd love to be the fly on that wall. Hell, any MG is bound to be a barrel of laughs if you show her that.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:58:25 No.12919027 >>12919000 Also, she'd hit him in the balls on accident EVERY time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:59:08 No.12919029 >>12918997 She seemed utterly terrified of the very idea and then proceeded to to wrap her arms around my wait and rub her cheek against my genitalia

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:59:22 No.12919030 >>12919016 That man needs the love of a kumiho. Reference nobody will get for $200 Alex. >>12919027 Well, as long as it's always funny any she's always really apologetic?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 18:59:55 No.12919032 >>12919024 We have pictures

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:00:22 No.12919034 >>12918980 And this too is irrelevant to the side chain in question. Doubly so since vanilla hellhounds are types to forcefully make themselves you're waifu WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT [insert snu snu here].

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:00:58 No.12919036

>>12919020
>Be Wyvern at Dragoon Academy
>Have Childhood Friend BF
>It's Christmas
>Dress up in a slutty little "Santa" suit.
>Bust in through his window on Christmas Eve to surprise him.
>Just as every boy in the dorm is toasting for the night.
>Turns out he'd been hosting a small gathering before they went out with their Dragonfus for the night.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:00:59 No.12919037 >>12919030 She'll be apologetic.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:01:11 No.12919039 >>12918981 Well, I like all of them except the Anubis, which you'll need to elaborate more for me. The main question is, what do you plan on writing with all these characters? Also, is the Lamia gonna be best girl?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:02:07 No.12919041 >>12919032 Not the same. Quality's pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:02:22 No.12919044 >>12918981 >japanese >black man why not merge both and make the afrosamurai join the party

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:02:35 No.12919047 >>12919039 Some will be followers/allies, others basically NPCs, and the rest will be sort-of-villains.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:02:56 No.12919048 >>12919034 So, I just need to beat her ass hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:02:57 No.12919050 >>12919032 Of spiderman?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:03:37 No.12919051 >>12919039 >>12919047 And I don't know about the best girl part.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:03:38 No.12919052 >>12919044 >Afro Samurai >With Monster Girls The world is not ready.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:03:43 No.12919053 >>12918534 >Having a horrible actual hellspawn that is Hellhound Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:04:00 No.12919054 >>12919029 >She has the Lilim crazy eyes. >"Nobody will hurt you, little Anon, nobody"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:04:39 No.12919055 >>12919039 >Not liking Anubis U Wot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:05:20 No.12919056 >>12919052 >He speaks english like a ghetto black man >He speaks japanese perfectly fluently

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:05:38 No.12919058 >>12919036 i can taste the embarrassment

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:06:20 No.12919060 >>12919055 She, she would get points if she didn't break MCs balls all the time, even on accident. Accident-prone girls are cute, but breaking a guy's balls, I...I can't take that chance.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:06:24 No.12919062 >>12919054 >Anon now is scared and wants to get away but the Lilim has a vice grip on him as she continues to rub her cheek

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:07:17 No.12919066 >>12919052 I want to watch that world burn

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:07:35 No.12919067 >>12919024 Never because Aftyn won't rip apart one of his TWO books or ship out the extra.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:07:39 No.12919068 >>12919058 Good thing it was Christmas Break, since she didn't come out of her room for three days. She wouldn't stop keeping her head wrapped in her wings for another week.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:08:22 No.12919069

>>12919048
Until she flips that shit right back at you and mindbreaks you, yeah. That is their thing, after all. Otherwise you'd want an orc, ogre or some other race that would stay your bottom bitch after a good throttling. Or at least one far easier to kill, escape or otherwise reject.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:08:38 No.12919070 >>12919062 > Not seeing that for how adorable it is

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:09:18 No.12919072 >>12919007 I can dig it.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:09:30 No.12919073
File: 316 KB, 869x466, Japanese Chimera.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

guys why is it that this manga gets posted all the time and reading it this is the firs I've heard of this adorable kind of chimera?
I really just want to see what the chimera would look like as this combination

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:09:42 No.12919074 >>12919055 She is basically a lazy judgmental werewolf with no self respect because she sucks up to Pharaoh all day.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:09:55 No.12919076 >>12919030 I got it. Still looking forward to chapter 9.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:10:23 No.12919077

>>12919060
What if it's a plot device? She's got increasingly retarded levels of strength and every time she smacks the MC in the nuts (always painful, never debilitating) he crafts/buys/quests for better armor until he's a BBEG killing armored juggernaut that can tank crotch shots like a boss? The idea's a little Ixion Saga DT, but it could work.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:10:29 No.12919079 >>12919069 You misunderstand, I mean repel her by force. Men can be stronger than them after all. I just kick her ass everytime until I get married or she gives up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:10:56 No.12919080 >>12919067 It's his property to do with what he wants... but why buy two if you're not going to scan or ship off one?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:12:05 No.12919081

>>12919074
>Lazy
>Hard worker who micromanages everything
>Keeps everyone in-line and on task.
>Just wants paw massages at the end of the day.
Nigga I will fight you.
Or were you talking about a specific girl, as in the ball-busting one being discussed currently? If so, oh well, they can't all be wonderful.
And even then I'd still give her paw rubs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:13:43 No.12919084 File: 396 KB, 700x900, Anubis_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919081 >You will never poke an Anubis's pawpads for hours while she sleeps

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:15:08 No.12919086 >>12919081 No I mean Anubis in general. She gets slaves to do all the dirty work and has the cheek to judge YOUR soul at the end of the day after all this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:15:42 No.12919087 >>12919084 WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE MARKS FOR GODDAMNIT

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:16:13 No.12919088

>>12919084
>You will never nuzzle your face against an Anubis' pawpads as she sleeps.
>You will never fall asleep like so, her hand/foot as your pillow.
>She will never wake up, blushing at the sight of finding you there.
>You will never wake up, finding her petting your head with a paw you're not snoozing on.
Every day. Every day it hurts more. ;_;

>>12919086
>Anubis in general
In that case NIGGA I WILL FIGHT YOU.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:16:54 No.12919090

>>12919079
We're either talking about a hellhound far weaker than they seem to bi in their entry or a you far stronger than you're likely to presently be. Regardless, you probably could get away with it in the right situations.

>>12919087
Raspberry reticules.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:17:09 No.12919091 >>12919087 The dots of the exclamation marks are her sensitive spots. Poke them and see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:18:02 No.12919094 >>12919087 It's her womb screaming for you to fill it. Duh.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:18:13 No.12919095 >>12919090 >>12919091 >Blow a raspberry into an Anubis' chocolate navel >Watch as her Exclamation Marks light up bright red. >And make the Alert noise from Metal Gear.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:18:51 No.12919096 >>12919087 She was played like a damn fiddle

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:21:18 No.12919101 She makes squeaky toy noises when you poke them or pinch her chocolate pudge.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:22:15 No.12919105 >>12918981 Saintly Holst.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:22:37 No.12919106 >>12919094 Fill it with what?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:24:07 No.12919109 >>12919095 >Hide under Pharaohs bed. >Her pet snake is there too >Eventually leave after an awkward staring contest

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:24:32 No.12919110 >>12919106 Raspberry jam.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:24:39 No.12919112 >>12919106 ...kindness

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:24:45 No.12919113 >>12919101 For: >>12919087

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:25:12 No.12919114 >>12919109 >Eventually leave after an awkward staring contest >Fighting your waifu's best friend/master's pet >Not broing it up with the reptile Do you even anubis?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:26:15 No.12919116 >>12919106 Your good stuff.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:29:09 No.12919122

>>12919109
>>12919114

>Not doing the Anubis or Pharoh while she's asleep, with a condom
>Not using the tied-up, filled condom as a bribe to get the Sphinx to let you in and out of the dorms.
>Not leaving a little extra creamy filling inside your victim as a farewell present.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:29:20 No.12919123 >>12919105 Why exactly? >>12918999 No, not Sakuya. The Girtablilu isn't based off Dio.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:31:30 No.12919127

>>12919122
>doing the Anubis or Pharoh while she's asleep
How small is your penis?
How do you bribe the sphinx with something you don't even have yet in order to get in?
Why would even want to do them while they're asleep and not actively participating unless they were asking for it like those sleeping slut lamias and dormice?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:31:39 No.12919128 >>12918768 >>12919084 You know, how much do you want to bet that the exclamation points on anubis' belly are egyptian hieroglyphs that translate to "press tongue on the dot, and lick upwards"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:31:43 No.12919129 >>12919110 Only one man is foolish enough to give me the raspberry!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:33:21 No.12919133 >>12919128 False. Hieroglyphics are made of birds and squiggles. That exclamation mark is neither a bird nor squiggly.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:34:23 No.12919137

>>12919122
Sleepy Sneak Sex is a best.

But I prefer doing it when they know it's coming.
And then when they wake up the next morning, they masturbate their swollen, cum-drooling pussies, recording it the act.
They then send you the video as a "Thank you" for the creamy treat you left them.
>You will never make this a Friday night ritual with your Anubis GF.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:34:26 No.12919138 >>12919133 She squiggles if I lick them, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:34:47 No.12919141 >>12919127 >Not covering condom-covered penis in Dormouse molasses then sticking it in her mouth, taking advantage of an MG's innate cocksucking reflex

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:36:05 No.12919143 >>12919141 >Not just leaving the condom tied inside her for her to find the next morning. >Not secretly filming her as she shyly cuts it open, and drinks the contents.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:37:04 No.12919150

>>12919133
They are squiggly. The trick is that the squiggles is very faint and follows the curve of her waist so they only LOOK straight. It's an optical illusion, Anon. A little known anubis fact.

>>12919141
>innate cocksucking reflex
Hello, boner. This would work on succubi and wererabbit variants even when they're awake, wouldn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:38:14 No.12919155 >>12919150 >It's an optical illusion, Anon. A little known Anubis fact. >GiornoBullshit.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:38:56 No.12919157 File: 161 KB, 715x1000, WAFotU8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919143 OK, that's just gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:40:12 No.12919160 >>12919155 No, really. You can tell when the anubis puts on weight and she looses that curve at the waist. Or at least you should be able to, I don't remember ever having seen even a chubby anubis. >>12919157 Is that a Hathor?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:40:53 No.12919165 >>12919160 The original Hathor, yes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:41:10 No.12919168 >>12919143 But you can't impregnate her mouth, anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:41:52 No.12919174 >>12919160 >No, really. Nigga, Giorno is the guy who goes, "That's bullshit, but I believe it."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:48:32 No.12919187 >>12919129 your husbando?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:49:45 No.12919189 >>12919187 If Lone Star is your husbando, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:53:12 No.12919197 File: 140 KB, 404x600, And this little piggy got fucked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Manswine!" >"For fucks sake Lucy stop saying that or I'll never play Shadow of Mordor with you again."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:53:34 No.12919201 >>12919189 Nice job anon Have a cookie

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:55:47 No.12919209 File: 268 KB, 909x1200, 1421456147541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SUPER STACKED KITTY CUTIE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:58:23 No.12919215 >>12919209 >No tail Chocolate/10 Would still scratch behind her ears

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:58:48 No.12919217

Uh oh! Due to some serious coincidental bullshit (that everyone keeps harping is FATE), you've been roped into an adventure, with the ultimate goal of [Insert Noble Quest Here]!

Just what era does this quest take place? That's for you to decide!

1. Medieval Era, Swords and Sorcery abound!
2. Classic Piracy Era, make Trade Companies your bitch!
3. Wild West Era, Showdowns at High Noon!
4. Modern Era, in all that HD shininess!
5. Cyberpunk Era, plug your brain into the Net!
6. Galaxy Empire Era, because Spaceships rock!

During your quest, you will assemble a party of up to five MGs to assit you, but who they are is not up to you: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random Obviously Reroll of you don't get a monster

So how does your adventure pan out, anon?

OPTIONAL BONUS CONDITON: Stands are a thing! What stand powers do you and your party have? http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Don't forget to name them!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 19:59:40 No.12919220 >>12919209 oh my god becky look at her butt

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:03:22 No.12919230 >>12919197 I just realized that P'orc wears clothes that literally do not cover her vagina. Like at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:07:43 No.12919241 >>12919230 >monstergirl >obstructing easy insertion Anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:08:25 No.12919242 >>12919217 I'll go for a modern setting. >Mantis >Alp >Hobgoblin >Wyvern >Kunoichi Nice. Hot Mess allows me to make constructs made from lust, party members get nothing due to demonic energy

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:09:30 No.12919245 File: 2.65 MB, 4167x3333, We need poirates that aren't Cap'n Onahole, like Cap'n Mareminge or something.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919217 >"Yar har fiddle my D!"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:09:34 No.12919246 >>12919230 Those are actually scraps she tied together as clothing. Look at her "bra". It's made out of a belt and a fucking rope on her neck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:11:25 No.12919250 >>12919217 >Instantly roll dryad >adventure grounded I hate trees.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:11:54 No.12919251 >>12919246 I get that. I've always found the picture hot it's just only now that I'm realizing why.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:12:28 No.12919253 >>12919250 What's stopping you from putting her in a pot?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:15:56 No.12919261 >>12919090 >For example, even if a man stronger than them were to appear, the only thing on their mind would be how to break the male before them into submission and make him their own I do take care of myself, but a man can be stronger than them.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:16:21 No.12919263 >>12919253 Because going on a modern adventure to assassinate the crime lords of the Canadian shota trafficking ring needs a pace that doesn't require "carry this pot with you" The Mantis, Gazer, Werecat, and Selkie would have been useful though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:17:28 No.12919269 >>12919217 Alright, let's shoot for medieval >Wyvern >Hobgoblin This is looking good >Charybdis And grounded. God damn it. >Elf >Thunderbird Look at this. Look at this perfect party! This perfect party ruined by a FUCKING CHARYDBIS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:18:21 No.12919271 >>12919157 Beautiful. You've been on 4chan how long and you can't appreciate gokkun? The fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:19:26 No.12919274 >>12919251 That and P'Orcs are best girls. Much better than a Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:19:26 No.12919275 >>12919165 You mean a concept of her or the actual goddess?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:19:36 No.12919276 >>12917690 No. Savage.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:21:30 No.12919279

>>12919271
Mah nigga. Gokkun is lewd wonderfulness.

Fill up a glass for your waifu to have with dinner?

Hell, it's even MGE canon!
>There is plenty of holstaur milk in circulation in monster-friendly states and mamono realms. The number of habitual drinkers who like to start their day with a cup of holstaur milk and 3 loads of their husband's semen(!) is continuing to increase.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:22:06 No.12919281 >>12919217 Chimaera(x2) Beelzebub Hobgoblin Scylla >Pirate Era smuggling various demon realm fruits and vegetables because i kept getting these in the randomizer,

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:24:06 No.12919282 >>12919281 Funny enough, when I was doing >>12919269 I got a lot of faction pages Clearly the randomiser also dictates what you'll be doing

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:24:27 No.12919283 File: 648 KB, 800x1000, fizz spider complete.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all right first finished colour art by less

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:25:09 No.12919284 >>12919279 >that picture of the brown elf in the blue uniform with cum all over her food Oh My.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:26:24 No.12919285

>>12919261
I'm aware of that line which is why I never said "nuh-uh, you can't do that!" after you clarified what you meant. We're at a divergence of headcanons here; do you imagine hellhounds to be little more than unruly werewolves or dragon-tier pelvis destroyers? Mine lean a lot farther towards the latter than yours seem to is all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:26:46 No.12919287 File: 648 KB, 800x1000, operator spider.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all right firs finished colour art by less

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:27:09 No.12919288 >>12919217 >Ushi-Oni >Mantis >Dark Angel >Wurm >Chimaera This is a motley crew if I ever did see one. Let's make it a motley crew of PIRATES!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:28:30 No.12919290 Hel-looo operator.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:29:44 No.12919293 >>12919287 >Nope.jpg Nice colouring job though.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:30:05 No.12919295 >>12919288 This is really broken. >Send wurm to breach enemy defences >Toss in the ushi oni to literally fuck everyone inside up (or down THROUGH THE FLOOR) >Everyone else leisurely loots wherever

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:30:28 No.12919296 >>12919290 Meant for: >>12919287

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:32:50 No.12919300 >>12919217 4 >Doppelganger >Chimaera >Mimic >Cheshire Absolutely crazy. >http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Identification I call it Galactic Melt

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:33:18 No.12919301 >>12919285 >unruly werewolves A tad more aggressive, but yeah, I suppose you could call them that.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:33:25 No.12919303

>>12919217

Started with the Monsters to figure out quest
>「YOU」(Probably invalid unless time travel Re-Rolled and got Ryu)
>Mimiru
>Hinezumi
What the hell is a Hinezumi doing in this party
>The Demon Lord
>Original Chief God (Since this may not be a monster girl Re-rolled and got The Demon Lord again)
At this point, I really don't know what my party should do. There is good and bad in the party. Era, Decided to leave it up RNG. It generate a 6. At this point all I can think of for the party is very very bad pranks.

Ends with half the galaxy hating us and not being able to do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:33:53 No.12919305 >>12919123 I like anything with a happy Holstaur in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:34:08 No.12919306 >>12919217 >Chimaera >Merrow >Succubus >Hobgoblin >Parasite Slime I have a party of some of the most generic RPG enemies ever. I guess I should go with setting 1. Maybe I can be the boss of my own dungeon or something.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:36:19 No.12919313
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>>12918535

Now I'm imagining a stern, grey bearded man scolding a full grown Ushi-Oni in public, as she, despite being way taller than him, shrinks away and averts her eyes in embarrassment, quietly acknowledging everything as her father lectures her, like in pic related.

He'd later sigh while shaking his head, then bop her lightly on the head with the folded newspaper he was reading, and tell her she can have some ice cream, brightening her mood.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:36:43 No.12919314 >>12919301 That's cool, I just put more weight on the whole "created by the gods to guard the underworld" thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:37:23 No.12919315 >>12919287 Psst, hey. The safety's on, ya dork.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:38:44 No.12919316 >>12919315 .less cant into guns

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:40:08 No.12919319 Do you think Chimera use "we" instead of "I" when talking in the first person because of the 5 personalities?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:40:53 No.12919321

>>12919217
Medieval
>Mental shield penetration
Oh good I'm useless most of the time.
>Sahuagin
>Cold air generation
So much cooler.
>Alp
>Trajectory curving
At least we don't need to worry about arrows. Opponent is kind of fucked though.
>Red Oni
>Omnipotence embodiment
I uhhh... WHAT?
>Scylla
>Pride constructs
That's a thing.
>Cheshire
>Solar energy manipulation
This can only end well.

I'll have a merry old time, and lots of kinky sex not knowing a freaking god has my back. And is very drunk all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:41:23 No.12919323 >>12919319 Only if it has one of those voices with multiple layers. Like when there's multiple voices saying the same thing, coming from the same person. That could work with "we".

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:42:38 No.12919324 >>12919321 >>Cheshire >>Solar energy manipulation Cheshire doing Hamon poses when?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:44:16 No.12919327 >>12919321 Can you get drunk if you have omnipotence? Can God create a drink that even he cannot drink?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:45:02 No.12919331

>>12919217
Well, since Egypt isn't a thing, are they still in Wild West on account of them being Desert Girls? If so, yes, Wild ARMs with MGs.

>Not up to you to choose your partners
Fuck you.

For me:
>Electricity Manipulation
>ACDC

Chimaera:
>Remote Teleportation
>Around the World

Mantis: Oh my god yes.
>Gunpowder Manipulation
In a Wild West setting. Fuck yeah.
>Guns N Roses

Elf:
>Healing so she's The Chick among other chicks. How vanilla.
>Oasis

Wurm: Best Girl
>Energy Manipulation

Succubus:
>Multi-Weapon Wielding
>Gilgamesh

So I'm ready to adventure through Filgaia now.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:45:13 No.12919332 >>12919324 >Cheshire >Solar energy manipulation >She redirects all of the heat and luminous energy dispersed by the Sun to a single spot on planet Earth >All of it just to play a prank on Anon by burning his ass

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:46:16 No.12919334 >>12919323 Well now I'm hearing Vegito in my head. Thanks a lot buddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi9ywKbnCaA

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:47:50 No.12919337 File: 222 KB, 795x1280, Youko Joseph.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919332 >All with a smug grin.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:49:10 No.12919339 >>12919327 You'd need to ask that red goddess yourself. >>12919332 >She remembers to PRAISE THE SUN daily

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:51:10 No.12919341 >>12919116 >Werewolf, Nightmare, Living Doll, Merrow and a Jinko Let's go modern

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:52:11 No.12919344 Uh-oh! Your monster girl waifu has been taken by a prehistoric dinosaur man, who could hunt other Dinosaurs with his bare hands. What do you do? Note his skin is too thick for even an Anti Material Rifle to pierce so you can't go 'just shoot him'

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:53:27 No.12919345 >>12919217 Medieval Setting, on a quest to get filthy, fucking rich. >Living Doll Assassin >Dark Priest Chaos Mage >Dormouse Healer >Ushi Oni Berserker >Ares Hah! As planned.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:53:35 No.12919346 >>12919344 Did Armstrong get transported back in time?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:53:57 No.12919347 >>12919344 I didn't marry no weak waifu, she'd rip and tear before I had the chance.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:55:30 No.12919350 >>12919344 Time for bigamy I guess. Contract a sylph and suck the air right out of his lungs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:56:12 No.12919351 >>12919339 The red goddess sounds scary yet I want to have a beer with her and pick her brain.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:56:17 No.12919352 >>12919346 >Boogamachines, son.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:56:30 No.12919354 I have witnessed heresy most foul on the wiki.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:57:27 No.12919357 >>12919344 I'd shoot him anyways. Then vote for him as candidate for president of dinoland.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:57:38 No.12919358 >>12919354 Let me guess. You read the comment section of the entries?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 20:57:48 No.12919360 >>12919354 >Heresy most foul Kay, I'll bite. What was it anon, what was it?!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:00:09 No.12919364 >>12919344 Well, I guess it's time for a training montage

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:00:19 No.12919365 >>12919358 >>12919360 Genderbent Medusa

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:01:10 No.12919370 >>12919365 Wait what? Wait, WHAT?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:01:22 No.12919371 >>12919365 Yeah, that's been on there for some time now. I fail to understand why they won't take it off.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:01:34 No.12919373 >>12919365 You know,sometimes you feel like kicking someone right between the legs no matter their gender. This is one of those times.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:02:51 No.12919376 >>12919344 >Note his skin is too thick for even an Anti Material Rifle to pierce so you can't go 'just shoot him' k den White Phosphorus Thermite APHE shells GAU-8 Directed Microwave Weapon

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:02:53 No.12919377 >>12917508 Twin karate Dragon-girls based off the dragons on the cover of Double Dragon Neon http://f1.bcbits.com/img/a1299660711_10.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:05:50 No.12919381 File: 379 KB, 1277x717, ss+(2015-01-15+at+09.59.24).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Aha, I caught you!....You do like fox women right?"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:06:37 No.12919383 >>12919381 That is one crappy capture.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:06:51 No.12919385 >>12919381 Uh, yes!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:06:54 No.12919386 >>12919381 Well, not really But I bet you could sway me to say otherwise

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:07:21 No.12919387 >>12919376 Good luck getting half of that as a citizen, and getting it on him without his 0.0001 second reflexes from hunting DINOSAURS FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:07:39 No.12919388 >>12919381 >fox women Just call them Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:07:41 No.12919389 >>12919381 "The fuck is going on in this forest? Shit's bending all around us, are we in an Inception sequel?"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:07:53 No.12919390 >>12919373 Have you seen any other examples?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:07:53 No.12919391 File: 156 KB, 1024x576, 313740_screenshots_2014-07-15_00003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it fox time?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:08:54 No.12919394 >>12919388 What if I like to say fox women you fucking weeabo?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:09:22 No.12919395 >>12919390 Not recently, no.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:09:26 No.12919396 File: 1022 KB, 1440x1080, 1408867366043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I for one welcome our new Kistune overlords

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:10:18 No.12919397 >>12919396 but think of the shedding every spring and fall

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:10:27 No.12919399 File: 353 KB, 566x800, 6d01b748d341ad2e15e4c0ac6a716eb7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919391 No, it's mouse time!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:11:05 No.12919401 >>12919399 Evening Nyan

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:12:35 No.12919403 >>12919401 Evening to you too anon. Hope to have rough of ch.9 done tonight, then it'll be proofing time.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:12:40 No.12919404

>>12919387

I'm going according to the level of realism I was proposed, which is fucking zero, because it involves monstergirls and some random neanderthal with natural kevlar, who probably doesn't have the intellect to dodge, let alone realize what any of this weaponry does. He'd never see it coming.

Besides, there's a fucking prehistoric mutant dino hunter dude running amok, I'm sure, he'd be gunned down by someone within the day.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:12:48 No.12919405 File: 62 KB, 317x450, 212001042435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919396 I don't know man, they seem scary, i wouldn't trust them

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:12:56 No.12919407 File: 482 KB, 674x1280, 1415495849611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey, I am here to protect you from the evil MGs"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:13:59 No.12919410 >>12919403 >I actually got it right I mean, of course I did. It was so obvious

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:14:10 No.12919412 >>12919396 >that black haired one I want her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:14:32 No.12919414 >>12919407 ...Did you just break into my house?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:15:21 No.12919418 >>12919407 >Those thighs >Those knee-highs >That subtle softness created by that those tight socks You're hired

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:15:30 No.12919419 >>12919410 Nyan posts mouses. Bob posts shitty fat foxes. Bollocks always rants about how great P'Orcs are. It's pretty simple.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:15:37 No.12919420 >>12919407 can i touch your tail?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:18:21 No.12919422 >>12919217 Galaxy Empire Era Goal: To explore the Galaxy Member 1: Matango Member 2: Dormouse Member 3: Golem Member 4: Mad Hatter Member 5: Mandragora This will end badly.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:18:32 No.12919424

>>12919419
I know that. I just wasn't expecting to be right
I just realized the contrast with Nyan's name. See, because Nyan likes mousegirls, right? Really really much. And his name is Nyan. and cats make Nya sounds.
Get it? It's funny because his name means cat, and he likes mouses. I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:19:15 No.12919427 File: 93 KB, 307x600, 6a4afaad86606ea603fac6ebf77f264d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need a Monster Girl Pope. What race would be the best?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:20:10 No.12919433 >>12919427 Lilims are basically that already.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:20:40 No.12919434 >>12919424 Obviously the name is because he wants to gobble up mouse girls. Or more specifically, he wishes to consume large quantities of Dormouse Molasses.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:20:54 No.12919437 >>12919424 What if he likes mice so much because he is a cat? Just sayin. I've never seen a cat or Nyanon in the same place before.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:21:28 No.12919439 >>12919427 Brother?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:22:01 No.12919441 >>12919427 Certainly not Dark Priests.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:25:21 No.12919459 >>12919424 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_2C4H6UQXo

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:25:36 No.12919460 >>12919439 BROTHER!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:25:49 No.12919463 Would MAMONO MANA be able to "fix" a man who's sterile and has no libido due to being born from a tube?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:27:22 No.12919468 >>12919463 Mamono mana can fix frailty due to bad health and old age, so I'd say yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:27:39 No.12919470 >>12919463 Yeh.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:29:23 No.12919476
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>Haven't been active in the MG threads much since they were pushed to /jp/
My old computer couldn't handle the number of posts for these threads

What have I missed outside all of the MGE stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:29:57 No.12919479 >>12919427 Since the Sabbath is the official MGE-land religion, it's pretty much Baphomet by default.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:30:04 No.12919480 File: 334 KB, 697x943, latest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919460 BROTHER!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:30:45 No.12919483 >>12919476 We get really really angry and yell at each other sometimes. So not much.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:31:05 No.12919486 >>12919479 >official The fuck are you smoking?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:32:06 No.12919489 >>12919476 Ask /a/.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:32:45 No.12919492 >>12919480 God Dark Priests are fucking freaks. Their churches smell like old men and bad pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:33:43 No.12919496 File: 523 KB, 1000x2000, Sahuagin's Sahuagins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919479 Nigga, there are likely LOTS of various creeds and beliefs, and offshoots of those creeds and beliefs that we don't know of yet.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:33:57 No.12919498

Monster Girl Semi-Speed Dating time! Which will you go for?

>Regal Karakasa-Obake
23 Years Old, Tall Height, Average Weight
This Umbrella girl grew up the daughter of the mayor of MGC, and as such holds a high position of power. However, she doesn't use it very often, and often prefers to visit parties and formal events. Loves dressing up in fancy dresses, and having romantic evenings at parties with you. Her umbrella will always look down on you with its one eye and judge you, though its tongue does allow for some kinky sex.

>Gamer Alp
18 Years Old, Average Height, Very Skinny
This Alp became one through unfortunate circumstances, but seemed to cope with it pretty quickly. She enjoys retro game collecting, mainly for Nintendo and Sega systems. Can be a bit OCD with her collection, but will gladly share it with you as long as you treat it with respect. Having mostly been isolated from people, especially other boys, she'll be eager to please you and try to impress you with her collection, or whatever to make you happy with her. Is very intimate and clingy, loving to cuddle and be petted constantly. She is also quite submissive, and easy to talk into doing things. Won't mind if you bully her, as long as you partake in tender aftercare.

>Christmas Cake Siren
34 Years Old, Average Height, Chubby
This harpy used to be quite the popular singer back in her day, making all the boys turn her way with her beautiful voice. However, the years have been cruel, and now all the young boys want equally young women to sing for them. Flirty but incredibly loyal, she'll want to be a great performer for you, and hope you won't mind her figure which has unfortunately put on some weight after these years. Having not had any attention for years, she'll gladly do all she can to make you happy, if only so you'll pay attention to her. Loves to feel needed, and is quite dominant both in and out of the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:34:04 No.12919500 >>12919492 Yes they fuck like crazy, that's why they are so successful at what they do

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:34:08 No.12919501 >>12919476 Just go read the blog and catch up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:34:34 No.12919503 >>12919492 No matter how much you bitch, we're not letting you join us and you can't unsee Frank's junk.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:35:42 No.12919510 >>12919498 Shooting for cake

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:37:58 No.12919515 >>12919498 The box.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:38:04 No.12919517 >>12919498 Man I don't even like video games anymore and I'd choose Gamer Alp. Affectionate and submissive hits my heart the right way.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:38:52 No.12919519 >>12919498 Cake is pretty cool. Tell that when I hear her sing I feel like I am siting in a concert hall watching her perform directly for me and every syllable is arrow from cupid piercing my heart. If that does not get her soaked nothing will.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:39:11 No.12919521 >>12919498 Screw those and the box, Give me the crate in the back locked in chains.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:40:00 No.12919526 >>12919503 Good, your church sucks. Papa John's could make a better pizza than your church.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:40:02 No.12919527 >>12919498 Karakasa Because she's a cutie, despite the apparent umbrella and tongue that comes with her,

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:41:51 No.12919535 >>12919526 What's that? I can't hear you between this hottie nun's thighs!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:43:28 No.12919541 File: 60 KB, 780x816, 1414064001266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I said murffle murffle mmmph mmmmmm."

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:43:56 No.12919542 >>12919535 You're not convincing me. If that were true you would be saying "Mumf mff aguru mumf."

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:44:22 No.12919543

>>12919498
>Can be OCD with her collection

Well, with that said, OP is clearly one who:
>doesn't put away is cases in cabinets after taking out/putting back the discs inside
>leaves his shit everywhere for anybody to just step on
>probably uses the controller with Cheetos dust and BBQ sauce on those grimy fingers
>Both at the same time

Would not co-operate with.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:47:00 No.12919550 >>12919498 Alp. Going for stage three within the year.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:48:35 No.12919553 >>12919498 I'm taking that alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:56:46 No.12919568 >>12919479 Sabbath's not really the Official MGE-Land Religion. It's state sponsored, sure, but more for their scientific/magical development than their religious creeds.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:56:58 No.12919569 File: 275 KB, 500x742, 1193513375737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just realized I can not find any good dark elf police women pics.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:57:13 No.12919570 >>12919498 Call me a faggot, going for alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 21:59:01 No.12919574 File: 163 KB, 398x351, 1404975008399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never go on a journey to reclaim your monster waifu in a fashion mirroring Shovel Knight Why do we try?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:00:55 No.12919579 >>12919574 >That spoiler >Finding her corrupt and twisted into the main villain at the end. >You'll never free her with the Power of Love. Truly ours is a miserable existence.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:04:48 No.12919583 >>12919579 If my waifu traveled down the path of wickedness and villainy, I would follow her without hesitation.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:05:21 No.12919584 >>12919480 LIQUID!!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:06:22 No.12919585 >>12919498 Siren. She can sing to me any day

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:06:40 No.12919586 >>12919584 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv50CZuF83M

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:06:42 No.12919587 >>12919584 Okay I think now is the time to stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:08:18 No.12919590 >>12919587 She just wants your dominant genes Onii-san

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:08:22 No.12919591

>>12919583
Very good anon, you're a valiant and loyal husbando.
Though in this case it's like if you got knocked the fuck out and didn't find out till much later when you were already on a journey to beat the evil overlord. Still though, good for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:08:24 No.12919592 >>12919583 Anon I feel completely opposite to you. If my waifu became a villain I'd put her down.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:09:23 No.12919594 >>12919583 >>12919592 >Joining her >Killing her >Not turning her back to the light with the Power of Love You're both failures.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:10:04 No.12919595 >>12919592 You...wouldn't even at least try to bring her back?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:11:21 No.12919597 >>12919590 I'll give her my favorite pair of jeans instead, if that makes up for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:12:15 No.12919598 >>12919594 >Implying that exists >>12919595 I'd rather her die than knowing what evil she did. I hope she'd do the same for me if I became a monster.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:14:10 No.12919600 >>12919541 Why is he purple?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:15:00 No.12919602 >>12919598 Alright gentlemen we've found another candidate for the mantago population control program. Get him contained and some spores on him immediately.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:15:01 No.12919603

>>12919598
>Hasn't even got a chance to do any bad things before you show up to her lair
>Only evil things she did between turning evil and the final battle were her getting black sclera and sprouting some dinky-ass black robes that are uncomfortable to wear anyway
>NOPE, SHE'S DYIN'!
I mean, alright.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:15:33 No.12919604 >>12919598 >He doesn't believe in the Power of Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fUJ6LehQ3I Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:15:47 No.12919605 >>12919600 He got dunked in purple drink.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:16:02 No.12919606 >>12919600 She killed him.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:17:12 No.12919613

>>12919517
>>12919550
>>12919553
>>12919570
>Be Alp
>Low Self-Confidence because constantly bullied by Monster Girls and Human Boys
>Dream of being a loving Human Boy's waifu
>Stumble upon /mgt/
>Decide to make a 'choose your waifu' and slip herself in as one of the choices
>People actually choose her
>Alps squeals in delight
>Calls her other Alp friends in the dorm to come over and read it
>They all get excited and have a confidence boost knowing there is still hope for them
>One spontaneously turns into a Stage two Alp from lewd thoughts of handholding a faceless human boy
>Go to bed in a pile happy and lifted
>Their smile isn't bullied off the next day

How does it feel knowing that somewhere out their you made an Alp's day?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:18:22 No.12919616 >>12919569 Is it bad i want to call in a mugging only to ambush her, bending her over the hood so the dashcam could get full coverage while I plow her on her car.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:19:31 No.12919618 >>12919602 Fuck you and fuck your mushrooms. >>12919603 There's no saving her, she'll just turn evil again since she's had a taste of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:19:35 No.12919619 >>12919613 It's a fuzzy, warm feeling. Make it stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:20:14 No.12919621 >>12919600 >>12919606 Corruption, that skin coloration is the Fallen God's signature.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:20:17 No.12919622 >>12919613 I'm getting an alp harem and cuddling all of them and you can't stop me!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:20:23 No.12919623 >>12919613 Well I like making people happy so it would give me a warm fuzzy feeling. Where's the contact info, mother fucker? We're making this thing a reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:20:32 No.12919624 >>12919613 Feels good. Feels like Kuuga gave me a thumbs up.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:22:24 No.12919628 File: 208 KB, 1328x1301, Light the fire, up in the night.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919613

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:23:10 No.12919629 >>12919613 Dis gay, nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:24:16 No.12919630 >>12919624 Figures.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:24:20 No.12919631
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>>12919618
>implying she won't come out of it with the knowhow to control whatever dark thing it was that turned her evil in the first place
>Emotions, Past drama, Evil Deity Blood etc.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:24:31 No.12919633

>>12919616
>Crime reports are through the roof in MGC
>Arrests are simultaneously lower than they've ever been
>Anons all over the city call in to report crimes only to fuck the daylights out of the dark elf officer that arrives to take their statement

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:27:02 No.12919637
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Thank you for joining us for the first ever Monster Divas Wrestling Showdown!

Tonight these 10 proud wives are fighting for a lifetime supply of Intoxication Fruit, Prisoner Fruit, Depravity Fruit, Couple's Fruit, Raging Mushrooms, a sheet and blanket set made from the finest Weresheep Wool and Arachne Silk in the world, and a pair of rings crafted from Devil Gems hand selected from the Monster Lord.

The biggest obstacle for these girls to overcome tonight would have be the Ushi-Oni, however, thanks to Hellhound she will be busy most of the fight dealing with her if they both don't lose themselves. Also the Ren Xiongmao is someone everyone has their eyes on as she somehow made her way into this fight.

All the sweat and blood, all the moaning and screaming.
This will be an exciting fight as we guarantee 2 things

1. One of these fine ladies is going home happy.
2.All of their husbands are going to be milked dried when this over.

Who are you rooting for?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:27:13 No.12919638 >>12919628 This is lewd as fuck and I love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:27:36 No.12919640 File: 770 KB, 1200x851, 48204542_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look what's next.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:28:11 No.12919641 File: 908 KB, 500x500, 1418859167677.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919616 >>12919633

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:28:13 No.12919642 >>12919640 I am worried.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:28:42 No.12919644 >>12919637 The Ren Xiongmao is too crazy if she made it to the fight. My money is on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:29:18 No.12919647 >>12919631 >implying she wouldn't turn double evil Nope, shotgun to the face.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:29:37 No.12919649 >>12919637 Jinko >>12919640 More boatsluts, how remarkable.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:29:37 No.12919650 >>12919637 >That Prize Nothing like a good motivator for an awesome fight. Anyway, I'm rooting for the Blue Oni, the Ren Xiongmao, or the Hinezumi. Mostly because I think their husbands would suffer the least if they won.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:29:53 No.12919651 >>12919637 I know it's a long shot, but Hinezumi. She has the speed advantage, and has a weapon that may lead to forfeits from too horny MGs. If she wins, big payday for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:30:10 No.12919652 >>12919647 You're messing with me, aren't you? You gotta be.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:31:07 No.12919655 >>12919637 I want Hinezumi to win, but Jinko will probably take it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:31:28 No.12919657 >>12919637 I'm rooting Minotaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:31:30 No.12919658 >>12919649 >boatsluts What exactly are you seeing there? Because that's definitely not a boatslut.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:32:05 No.12919659 >>12919637 The Tiger and Mouse HAVE to make it to the Finals. This is gonna be a match to remember.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:32:10 No.12919660 >>12919637 Hinezumi or Jinko. I think they would be best at using their prizes to please me.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:32:13 No.12919661 >>12919652 I'm not. Even if she's my wife, even if I love her with all my heart, evil must be purged.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:32:53 No.12919662 >>12919637 But anon, they're all my wives. Haven't you ever heard of a harem?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:32:54 No.12919663 >>12919658 It kinda resembles one of the evil boatslut mooks.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:33:41 No.12919665 >>12919661 This is why Paladins need to be properly re-educated.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:34:01 No.12919666 >>12919661 So you're a Paladin, then?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:34:40 No.12919668 Who would win between the Hellhound and Ushi-oni? They both are crazy and will do anything to win.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:34:42 No.12919669 >>12919662 You sir, are going to die.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:35:13 No.12919671 >>12919661 You don't even like monster girls. Why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:35:50 No.12919673 >>12919665 Re-educated how? >>12919666 No sir Mr. Satan, only someone who knows it's not worth it to save the wicked.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:36:51 No.12919679 >>12919671 I don't like evil monster girls. There's a difference.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:37:18 No.12919681

>>12919668
Ushi, Hellhound is fierce and has movement advantage but Ushi is too much of a powerhouse and has better offense/defense along with healing ability. Hellhound would give her a big fight, but the result would take a lot of one sided luck to overturn.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:38:48 No.12919685 File: 43 KB, 642x361, 20130911_LIGHT_JimRoss_C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919637 ALL COMMENTARY BY JIM ROSS

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:38:54 No.12919686 >>12919637 So I'm going to make a power rankings chart and feel free to call me a faggot. >1. Ushi-Oni >2. Hellhound >3. Jinko >4. Hinezumi >5. Amazoness >6. Ogre >7. Red Oni >8. Minotaur >9. Ren Xiongmao >10. Blue Oni

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:40:55 No.12919692 >>12919679 Then what monster girls are lawful good by your definition? List them out.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:41:08 No.12919694 >>12919673 Re-Educated to know that trusting in Love is more important than your PURGE EVIL mentality.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:42:33 No.12919700 >>12919686 Blue Oni are about as strong as Red when they are drunk.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:44:14 No.12919704
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>>12919579
>You haven't the slightest hope of defeating me, but I won't stop you from trying...so please...
>Let us dance together into the abyss~.
I would free her from her reckless faggotry or die trying.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:44:32 No.12919705

>>12919692
They don't have to be lawful good anon.

Anything below pure neutral but above chaotic evil gets dirty looks from me while the chaotic ones are to be purged.

So, any monsters regardless of what species they are as long as they don't mind break a poor guy is decent enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:44:45 No.12919706 File: 408 KB, 600x800, 38448076.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:46:42 No.12919712 >>12919700 >When they are drunk Exactly. They might not stand much of a chance. Unless they have a BYOB policy in place.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:48:05 No.12919713

>>12919704
I know it's not the same topic, but just for the sake of a Corrupted Pharaoh...

>Apophis successfully "Assassinates" Pharaoh
>She spends all her time in a royal bed chamber, leaving Apophis to govern as she sees fit.
>Less than a week later, Apophis is sick and tired of management.
>Everyone else is too busy being lewd to help.
>She wants to be lewd too dammit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:48:39 No.12919715 >>12919706 Pfff, there are monstergirls who'd make better Onee-sans than a Slime/Dark Slime.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:50:12 No.12919719 >>12919713 That's what the bitch gets.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:50:36 No.12919721 >>12919706 What's she doing? Did he drop some crumbs down his shirt or something?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:54:19 No.12919727

>>12919713
>She wants to be lewd, too, dammit
Maybe you should've thought about that before trying to suddenly become Queen of the desert.
Especially when the only management you've ever done in your life is MAYBE putting on a shirt every day.
Ms. Metal-Pasties.
Shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:55:29 No.12919728 >>12919721 She's just being affectionate. You don't like affection or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:57:13 No.12919731 >>12919727 This has such potential. The Apophis who wanted to be Queen, succeeds, and then hates all the related work she never thought about.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 22:59:15 No.12919734 >>12919728 so she's rubbing his belly? That's nice of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:00:23 No.12919738 >>12919731 Then the kingdom falls apart because she can't lead anything. Chaos ensues for a time until a new leader steps forward with her massive mammaries and a book of moo.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:01:09 No.12919739 >>12919734 No you dense moron she's about to fuck him.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:01:38 No.12919740 >>12919637 I'd bet money on the Ushi. Only because Wurm isn't there.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:02:23 No.12919741 >>12919738 Or, against all odds, Apophis learns to become a competent ruler in spite of her constant complaining about how she's the only one who doesn't get to just laze about and be lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:02:54 No.12919742 >>12919739 He could have a tummy ache and she's just trying to soothe him. Why so lewd?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:03:08 No.12919743 >>12919739 But she's his sister. And affection doesn't always mean sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:04:22 No.12919745 >>12919742 >>12919743 That things going for his dick and you both know it. She's about to V the brotheru

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:05:44 No.12919747 >>12919745 That's her hair. How's she's going to V him with her hair?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:06:25 No.12919749 >>12919745 Look at his face. He's clearly distressed and his onee-chan is trying to solve the issue.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:07:04 No.12919750 >>12919747 She's a slime. Every part of her body is an onahole, including her hair. >>12919749 Of course he's distressed, he's about to get raped.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:08:59 No.12919754 >>12919750 >Of course he's distressed, he's about to get raped. I don't follow. She's purely being the good sister here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:10:29 No.12919757 >>12919750 Are you implying that his sister would do something like latch onto his dick with that tentacle of slime and suck him dry while holding him down? I don't think that's how sisters act, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:10:33 No.12919758 >>12919754 Monster pls

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:12:04 No.12919762 >>12919741 You can have your alternate time line and I'll have mine, and it will be soft.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:12:24 No.12919763

>>12919713
>>12919731
>"Lady Violet! Our granary is nearly depleted due to the food demands. The nobles are eating to much of the food due to the new "Feed and Fuck Policy""
"Well, get the farmers working double time. Go!"
>"I would my lady, but the farmers aren't working the fields. They haven't been for days."
"What!? WHY!?"
>"They've been...having sex with their wives all week."
"...Oh Ra, what have I done?"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:12:40 No.12919764 >>12919757 Who knows, during that milking session she may leg-lock him while gazing down at him with a look of love and admiration.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:12:59 No.12919766 >>12919757 I think that's how monster sisters act anon. Horny brother fuckers, the lot of em.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:13:55 No.12919768

>>12919762
Or they could just be different kingdoms.
What would that even be like anyway?

Numerous Pharaohs being revived across the desert, some getting usurped by Apophi, or Khepri-fueled male "pharaohs". And yes, even a Hathorite Kingdom...

Makes me want to write a story that's like, a massive land war between all the revived Kingdoms.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:15:50 No.12919770 >>12919768 The Romance of the Revived Kindoms? I'd read it.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:16:06 No.12919772

>>12919768
It would be like regular Egypt during the time of the two kingdoms. Or if all the kingdoms are warring it would be like the Warring States period in China, or the equivalent period in Japan, or all of Feudal Europe. Or the Middle East since forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:17:48 No.12919777 >>12919764 A leg-lock hug. Just to make sure he doesn't run away while she's feeding him his vegetables. >>12919766 How could he possibly be horny for his sister? I doubt she teases him or lets him catch glances of her naked.

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:18:21 No.12919778

>>12919763
>"Lady Violet! We must prepare for the annual ceremony that begins tomorrow night."
"Ceremony? What ceremony?"
>"...Lady Violet, do you not know the ceremony? The ritual we hold to keep Set from rearing her ugly head once more and swallowing our kingdom in darkness for a thousand years?"
"Uuuhhhh YEAH I know that! Of course I do. I was just...having a good 'blue-blood's jest' as it were."
>"I see. Very well. The priests will prepare you ceremonial vestments. Please meet them at the usual place this evening."
"Yes, yes, the usual place...The usual...place."
"Where's that Pharaoh bitch when I need her?"

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:19:30 No.12919782 >>12919637 Jinko

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:19:38 No.12919783 >>12919777 Of course she does. She's a monster, and they love the brother dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:20:10 No.12919784 >>12919778 Laughing her ass off and partying in Greece.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:20:35 No.12919785 >>12919778 >She's buried down in her old tomb. >Hidden away in her Sarcophagi >Bound up all Shibari style, even with a ballgag and blindfold. >While her husband converts the sacred vessel into some kind of sex-box.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:30:56 No.12919803 >>12919785 Is she suspended from the ceiling with her corrupted snake pumping apophis venom into her?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:32:06 No.12919806 I want to fuck a Mummy while I skip out on slave duties!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:32:28 No.12919808 >>12919785 I was picturing something more like: http://exhentai.org/s/5e749217f7/34036-8

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:32:44 No.12919810 So we sjw now? Can I still be misogynist? Oh by the way Rachne a best

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:34:16 No.12919812 >>12919810 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:34:16 No.12919813 >>12919803 No. That comes later after they've checked the Sex-ophagai works.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:34:39 No.12919815 >>12919810 What?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:34:47 No.12919816 >>12919808 Funny thing, there actually is one doujin that has an Pharaoh-like magical girl stuck in a stone wall like that. It would be a more topical example, if not for the fact that it involves a trap

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:37:56 No.12919820 >>12919815 http://imgur.com/G0eIGQx

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:39:32 No.12919825 >>12919820 That has nothing to do with /mgg/ you fuckwit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:40:41 No.12919827 >>12919820 >>12919825 Grandad must be pushing more /pol/ into the thread again.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:41:19 No.12919828 >>12919825 Hey moot eat a dick

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:41:49 No.12919830 >>12919820 we all already know, thankfully we're relatively untouched and 4+4chan's /monster/ board is run by a 3D loving normalfag

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:42:38 No.12919831 >>12919820 Wait you guys are still around? Wasn't that like fucking months ago?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:42:48 No.12919832 >>12919820 How it's like to live in 2014? That shit is year old already

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:45:50 No.12919835 >>12919830 Plus wasn't 12 - 4chan brought down a short while ago?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:45:57 No.12919836 >>12919831 I don´t know I was just asking I don´t want this board to be shittier than this

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:46:58 No.12919837 >>12919830 >3D loving normalfag I knew we were doom

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:47:13 No.12919838 >>12919836 Well fuck off. We're here to discuss fictional monsters with tits and the various ways we'd like to fuck them, not some #3dpdgate shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:47:22 No.12919840 >>12919835 it's up again as 8ch

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:49:25 No.12919843 >>12919838 k So about this sjw is it going to affect us?

Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:49:43 No.12919844
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>>12919820
>Implying I don't know this
This place has been going downhill for years. Only reason I even return is for these threads alone.

>>12919835
It was brought back up. Though it brought down the 2ch network as well and that made Japanese news, so now all the Japs are pissed off.

But this isn't Monster Girls. You know what is Monster Girls? Health, post some healthy Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:49:51 No.12919846 >>12919838 At least two /pol/ name/tripfags visit /mgt/: Joker and Grandad. Might be more who don't namefag. Kind of annoying they have to spam us with their shit because moot won't let them walk about lynching blacks in peace.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:50:22 No.12919849 File: 623 KB, 800x600, 1402119041268.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know they will come for us eventually, till then though, MONSTERGIRLS.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:50:32 No.12919851 >>12919843 No, stupid. Now get back to fucking your lamia waifus.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:51:26 No.12919852 >>12919844 No. Cows a shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:51:29 No.12919854 File: 262 KB, 1240x1240, 1405679863481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919843 No, shut up already. >>12919844

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:51:30 No.12919855 >>12919843 Yeah. Now under the new regime, it's mandatory to check your privilege before shitposting. Did you check it? Then fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:52:28 No.12919857 >>12919852 You ever been fucked at the speed of light?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:52:36 No.12919859 >>12919851 Yesterday I was talking to my Rachne waifu about sjw She them proceeds to call me a faggot It was the best day ever

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:53:10 No.12919860 >>12919859 Cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:53:12 No.12919861 >>12919685 JINKO GOES FOR THE MANDIBLE TIGER CLAW, BAH GAWD IT'S A SLOBBERKNOCKER OUT THERE SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:53:49 No.12919862 >>12919859 Jesus fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:53:51 No.12919863 >>12919855 I like to talk about my problems

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:54:15 No.12919864 File: 368 KB, 673x680, 1023467446451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919861 Stop. I'm gonna bust a gut here.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:54:33 No.12919866 >>12919854 >That health Would get soul sucked by

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:54:38 No.12919867 >>12919857 N-no. Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:55:38 No.12919871 >>12919859 Oh that's just wonderful an- fuck off back to your shitty chan

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:55:59 No.12919873 File: 159 KB, 1280x1811, 1403232908518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919866 >Would get soul sucked by We don't use mythological Succubutts here, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:57:27 No.12919874 File: 291 KB, 500x667, tumblr_n5wcrcU9rh1r0w5oio1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919860 >>12919862 >>12919871 ITT: People who fall for obvious as fuck bait What are you, retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jan 16, 2015 23:58:47 No.12919877 File: 418 KB, 707x1000, 1396245387419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919874 >What, are you retarded? Bitch, I might be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:00:07 No.12919879 File: 392 KB, 680x736, tumblr_n8ohurVTUw1qivu22o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12919874 It depresses me when SJWs are associated with Tumblr as a whole, when they're a minority on that site. Pls delete image.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:00:12 No.12919880 >>12919877 >you will never piss off your cat friend >she will never hiss at you Jesus fuck Nekopara is adorable

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:00:24 No.12919881 >>12919874 What do you have against retards you ableist scum?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:00:26 No.12919883 >>12919867 Cause you're abou-just did, for shit talking cows, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:00:31 No.12919884 >>12919874 Hey don´t call then retarded They just like to think with their shota dick

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:02:01 No.12919885 >>12919883 Nigga stop trying to be Stopman.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:03:23 No.12919886
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>>12919866
>You will never have mindblowing sex with your Succubus girlfriend
>She will never take it too far and suck your soul out of your mouth with a kiss right before you cum
>She will never exhale, your soul drifting back into your body
>With the life flowing back into your body, you feel an amazing wave of pleasure come with it, giving you a breathtaking orgasm
>You will never do this with her again and again in the sessions to come in the future

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:05:52 No.12919889 >>12919880 I would totally do that. I want to see her tail go maximum overfluff when I surprise her.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:05:52 No.12919890
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>>12919879
Fuck that, I used to use tumblr, and it nothing but SJW circlejerking. Only thing it's good for is for artists to dump art on. Also we need more Monster Girls with thick thighs.

>>12919881
Triggering people is my trigger.

>>12919884
People need to know when to not fall for obvious bait/falseflags/whatever. People here don't know how to not bite bait, that's why this thread has shitstorms all the time over collars and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:06:07 No.12919892 >>12919886 If she tries to do that while I'm sleeping she's getting a knife in the throat. Nobody fucks with my sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:07:38 No.12919894 >>12919892 You're overreacting to a scenario that'll never happen, moron.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:08:20 No.12919899 >>12919890 >mfw I was the one who posted the sjw shit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:08:44 No.12919900 >>12919892 I never said she'd do that in your sleep. Although I do agree, that's not nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:09:06 No.12919902 >>12919890 >That picture AAAAAAHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! BuRN IT!!! Who would ever think that looks good?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:09:32 No.12919903 >>12919899 Yet you have no face or are your referencing a face,

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:09:59 No.12919904 >>12919894 No anon you don't understand. I struggled with insomnia a few years back and now I finally can sleep for more than two hours at a time. So people fucking with my sleep is the one thing I get super salt over, even if it's fake.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:10:29 No.12919905 >>12919890 >That picture I hate everything. But people drawing caricatures of mai waifu most of all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:10:51 No.12919907 >>12919902 Oh come-on it's not ba- ... Well the face is fi- The nose is.... Yep, it's shit.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:12:13 No.12919910 [SPOILER]

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>>12919902
>>12919905
>He doesn't know about the Indian Gay Jewish Tumblr SJW that was trying to make the Monster Girl Encyclopedia 'Less Problematic' that was living proof /pol/ was right.

I don't know if we just have a flood of newfags or if I've been in these threads too long. If someone knows where their rewritten Alice profile is pls post.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:13:01 No.12919911 >>12919905 Luckily, Grapesnake still hasn't been drawn by him. [SWEATING INTENSIFIES]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:13:46 No.12919913 >>12919910 Nah, I knew about them. But it still burns my eyes and makes my soul puke seeing them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:13:48 No.12919914 >>12919903 u wut m8?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:14:44 No.12919915 >>12919910 No anon, we don't need any more of this. Continue no further, I urge you.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:16:09 No.12919919 >>12919910 I now hunger for the sweet embrace of death.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:17:44 No.12919922 >>12919919 It's more spicy than sweet or even bittersweet. A slight smoky flavor. Like chipotle fresh out of the smoke shack.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:18:34 No.12919925 >>12919916 >anon getting the bait

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:19:14 No.12919926 >>12919922 I now hunger for the smokey mesquite embrace of death.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:20:49 No.12919930

>>12919919
>Death is a skeleton girl in a big cloak
>She hugs everyone just after they die
>Tells them they're loved and everything will be alright
>Helps guide you to the afterlife like a caring friend
>While telling you the answer to any and all of life's questions
>You always arrive in your perfect afterlife at the same time as your waifu
>But you have to board a boat with some pun-spewing bitch before reaching the destination
>And she takes fucking forever to row there
>Like holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:21:51 No.12919932 >>12919930 Does she speak in all caps?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:23:09 No.12919937 >>12919930 But what if Charon is my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:23:11 No.12919938 >>12919932 Only in certain books I've read. Mainly about tourists and useless wizards.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:23:33 No.12919939 >>12919932 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:24:36 No.12919941 >>12919937 Then the boat ride IS your afterlife. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:25:22 No.12919944 >>12919941 Sweet. I always wanted to fuck in a boat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:25:35 No.12919945 >>12919910 Nah, basically she attracts men to kill them. She does this over and over.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:25:58 No.12919946 >>12919910 Oh I know about it. I just try to forget it exists. So thanks for reminding me. Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:27:07 No.12919947 >>12919930 What if my waifu is a "Judge of the Dead"? What then?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:27:19 No.12919948 >>12919945 It's like he didn't even understand the point of MGE. Sidenote, anyone have the screencaps from when we raided his tumblr? That was pure gold.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:28:16 No.12919949 >>12919947 Depends on if she judges you worthy. After the boat ride. Better be nice, she's a good friend of Charon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:28:35 No.12919951 >>12919947 You get to deal with the fact that her reaper underling will always have a better chest, making her incredibly self conscious about her self and liable to lash out in jealousy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:29:02 No.12919953 File: 144 KB, 1000x1000, 1414715243227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey remember when we talked about monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:29:05 No.12919954 >>12919948 This has to do with monstergirls, how?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:30:18 No.12919955 >>12919949 I don't mind the puns. They make me grin like an idiot after a bad day. >>12919951 Would telling her that I like to hug a more slender figure help at all?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:30:31 No.12919956 >>12919953 no.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:30:34 No.12919958 >>12919953 Nope but that shit is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:31:24 No.12919960 >>12919954 Because he discussed how problematic monster girls, KC, and we at /a/ were, as well as his future plans to draw Chesires and Manticores. Also how monster girls were actually the oppressed ones in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:31:29 No.12919961 >>12919953 Is Loen still here? He still love us right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:31:29 No.12919962 >>12919953 Post more flying penguin girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:32:39 No.12919963 >>12919961 Right now? No. Actually he did something recently during a shitstorm last thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:34:06 No.12919964 >>12919963 He's a good man. Trying to stem a shit storm in /mgt/ is an admirable quality.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:34:38 No.12919968 >>12919955 Probably, Still wouldn't make the fact that she has to deal with a gluttonous ghost who she can't do anything to due to paperwork

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:35:17 No.12919970 >>12919861 BAH GAWD SHE BROKE HER BACK BY GOD IS MY WITNESS THE MINOTAUR HAS KILLED THE AMAZONESS

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:35:34 No.12919972 >>12919963 Did he draw lewd Rachne?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:36:16 No.12919973 >>12919964 It was pretty cute too, one anon told the thread to fall off a cliff onto spikes. The resulting image was pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:37:30 No.12919975 Idea of a yandere dark slime who implants her core in her husband's chest was batted around a few weeks ago. I'm going to write something about it, greentext, tomorrow. I'm posting this now so that I have to do it and can't just play WoW all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:37:43 No.12919977 >>12919972 Loen is a pure soul. He doesn't draw lewd. He draws non softcore suggestive at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:38:10 No.12919979 There's a monstergirl thread on /b/, has some nice pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:38:12 No.12919981 >>12919972 Yeah A billion years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:38:45 No.12919982 >>12919968 Well, that's why I'd give her paw massages as often as I could, to help her relax. Doesn't seem like a bad way to spend the afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:38:49 No.12919983 >>12919979 >/b/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:39:19 No.12919985 >>12919973 I love that image. My favorite part is that he included Master of Disguise worm into the image.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:39:28 No.12919986 >>12919979 Are you honestly suggesting Are you HONESTLY suggesting we should even tread to /b/ to see some MG lewds? I'd rather go to /d/ of all places and get MG related stuff than /b/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:40:11 No.12919987 >>12919975 >implanting her core in her husband For what-NIGGA WHY!?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:40:33 No.12919988 >>12919985 Wurm not worm. I might be drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:40:59 No.12919991 >>12919982 I'm sure she'd love that. Especially after having to deal with a trouble making angel and her Valkyrie keeper/baby sitter show up. Just be sure to follow the rules.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:41:15 No.12919992 >>12919988 I think might is putting it nicely

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:41:26 No.12919993 >>12919987 I think the only way to possibly be more yandere than that is if a Nereid turns herself into water and replaces all of the water content in her husband's body.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:41:58 No.12919994 >>12919988 Then suck a dick. Dick sucking makes you sober from what I heard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:42:11 No.12919996 >>12919991 Rules? What rules are those?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:42:40 No.12919997 >>12919993 >Neried You mean a Undine or Houdini or whatever it's called, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:43:24 No.12919999 >>12919987 So she'll always be close to your heart, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:43:34 No.12920000 >>12919997 >Houdini God damn I would let a Cheshire dressed as Houdini fuck me silly.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:43:40 No.12920001
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>>12919986
>>12919983

>not browsing several boards at once

Nigga I'm just telling you there's some nice pics, not all of them lewd, that I have yet to see posted here. No one's putting a gun to your head and telling you to go there.

Hair trigger namby pamby motherfukers....

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:45:10 No.12920004 >>12919997 Undine, that's it. >>12919999 >>12920000 Double quads. Nice. Houdini confirmed for next MG. Super-yandere fusion the next big thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:45:30 No.12920005 >>12920000 Careful.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:46:08 No.12920007 >>12920001 >not wanting to browse /b/ means that I'm limited to to just one board /b/ is just garbage

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:46:28 No.12920009 >>12920001 No, see, the problem is not us being boardaphobic The problem, and I'll say this twice, THE PROBLEM is that you went to /b/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:46:28 No.12920010 File: 212 KB, 1000x1000, MGK9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12918793 >Gimme gimme!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:47:18 No.12920014 >>12919996 She simply tells you to be good and do your job. Can't have you end up like that lazy shirohbei at the shine can we? You also need to hug her each morning, noon, and night.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:47:28 No.12920015 >>12919992 Hey man. I'm not ridiculous yet. >>12919994 And yet there are no stage one alps around. I guess I'm out of luck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:47:45 No.12920017 >>12920005 I'm crazy anon! Next thing you know Loen or .less will pop in with a Cheshire dressed as Houdini!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:48:19 No.12920018 >>12920010 Is that a baby Ryu?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:48:21 No.12920019 >>12920009 And?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:48:48 No.12920021 >>12920017 Only in your crazy dreams.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:49:36 No.12920024 >>12920021 I got the pit of spikes thing drawn! I am a god amongst anons!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:50:00 No.12920027 >>12920017 Your choice of MG and words anon, are a bit problematic. Just think about it for 10 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:50:04 No.12920028 >>12920010 15/10 would hug all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:50:28 No.12920031 >>12920017 We shall see, Anon We shall see

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:50:43 No.12920034 >>12920014 What job? Massaging her sore, tired paws? Because I do that job very, very happily. >Implying I wouldn't hug her every time I see her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:50:50 No.12920035 >>12920027 Fuck off. I'm not biting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:51:02 No.12920037 >>12920024 I got Holst Horn Polish, kneel.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:51:02 No.12920038 >>12920024 You're lucky amongst posters. Don't believe yourself to be higher than that.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:52:04 No.12920040

Your MG waifu wants to adopt another daughteru, and wants to let you pick from three she likes. Why? I don't know, she's your waifu.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random three times to figure out what they are.
Which, if any, do you pick?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:52:18 No.12920041 >>12920038 Oh I know that. I'm just letting some steam loose because I finally feel better after being fucked up by a cold recently.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:52:23 No.12920042 >>12920035 Implying. Just be more careful next time faggot catlover.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:53:31 No.12920047 >>12920034 Massaging her tired paws, finding her silly hat (A symbol of her office as she puts it) when she loses it, making, and feeding her, lunch, and chasing off a pesky little witch whoo likes to "borrow" things.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:53:51 No.12920048 >>12920040 >Ryu >Kikimora >Kitsune-bi I don't even know how two of those would even be up for adoption. But Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:54:13 No.12920051 >>12920040 >Barometz >Alp >Yeti FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:54:51 No.12920052 >>12920040 I got Living Doll, Chesire Cat, and Sahuagin. I guess I'll choose Chesire Cat but I'm not happy about my choices.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:54:55 No.12920053 >>12920040 >Arachne >Hobgoblin >Hellhound Well, ain't this just a predicament Shooting for Hobgoblin, though I wish I could get all three

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:55:13 No.12920054 >>12920042 >trying to throw in a bigger piece. Cheshires are qt, I'm not letting old and shitty bait get to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:55:50 No.12920056 >>12920040 >Nekomata >Hobgoblin >Grizzly Oh god....I want to adopt them all...... The dice choose the nekomata.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:57:15 No.12920058

>>12920047
It's less of a hat and more of a crown...which just makes it harder to find.
And I'd happily make her lunch and dinner, and feed her too. That'd be lovely. Would like if she made breakfast though. I'm...not much of a morning person. Or would she whip me into shape regarding that? Does it even matter in the great beyond?

>>12920040
>Minotaur
>Dark Priest
>Ren Xiongmao
The panda I suppose. They say you should.
Then I ask my waifu why she doesn't just want to make another of our own.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:59:20 No.12920066 >>12920040 >Merrow Well I do live near a river... >Vampire Cunts >Angel Sold

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 00:59:55 No.12920067 >>12919932 Papyrus?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:01:14 No.12920071 >>12920040 > Lilim > Deruella > Manticore I'll take one Deruella please.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:02:22 No.12920073 >>12920071 Oh great. Everyone's having fun choosing their daughteru's when THIS Anon goes and ends the world!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:02:48 No.12920075

>>12920058
Don't worry, there's a large mouse she knows who can help you find it. She's a little skittish though so watch out.

And don't worry about getting in shape, there is a dapmhir swordswoman nearby who can help teach you to cook, garden, and...well....fight.

She does know that ghost from earlier though so the real question is whether your wife trusts you with her or not.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:02:48 No.12920076 >>12920071 >Saving Lescatie by reforming Deruella before she turns corruption fetish Good man. And good luck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:04:01 No.12920080 File: 205 KB, 1000x1000, MGK10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920010 Last one for now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:04:43 No.12920081 >>12920080 ....there goes my heart...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:04:43 No.12920082 >>12920080 Loen please. You're as based as they come But you got to stop killing people

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:05:48 No.12920084 >>12920075 Well, alright I suppose. And why wouldn't she? The very thought of straying from my waifu...impossible! Also this is starting to seem a very populous and active afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:07:45 No.12920088 Are we furries yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:07:58 No.12920089 >>12920084 Ever since a bit of an incident a whole lot of guys like to come and go. Certainly spiced the place up. If you get lucky then you may get to go with her when she visits hell, the local oni down there love to party.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:08:43 No.12920093 >>12920088 Leave. There's no bait even on the fucking thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:09:08 No.12920094 >>12920089 A bit of an incident...? Also, where am I if not Hell then? Some kind of purgatory with her?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:09:19 No.12920095 >>12920080 Can you do Rachne please?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:09:22 No.12920096 File: 44 KB, 339x480, 1420736547364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920088 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:10:01 No.12920099 >>12920088 Furries don't even compare. Go talk about it to all your high school friends. Monster Girl fanatics are worse than furries. You heard it here first. Screen cap and realize your lack of sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:10:51 No.12920101 >>12920010 >>12920080 Why are these labeled MGK when they are all toddlers at best? Do monsters start really early? Do they remain as babies for their early life before rapidly developing?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:11:05 No.12920102 >>12920099 >Monster Girl fanatics are worse than furries There is truth behind those words

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:11:40 No.12920104 >>12920095 >>12920080 This Tiny Rachnee would be so great

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:11:54 No.12920105

>>12920094
There was a thing about a cherry tree

Yep, she's keeping you in purgatory because if she ever has to judge you then you are sent away.

Hell isn't even that bad. The resident leader is a quiet gazer and her sister.

I hear she keeps a busty harpy and black nekomata as pets.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:12:40 No.12920106 >>12920040 >Dormouse >Chimaera >Undine Dormouse if they can live outside wonderland if not Chimaera.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:13:14 No.12920109 >>12920102 You fell victim to my last clause. How rubed are you to not read my whole post?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:13:42 No.12920110 File: 313 KB, 599x488, 1374178715167.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920099 >implying there's anything wrong with wanting to fuck a horse's vagina

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:13:48 No.12920112 >>12920105 Well okay then. As long as I'm with her, it doesn't really matter where I am.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:13:58 No.12920113 >>12920106 >Not going for Undine and becoming a water bender with your daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:14:17 No.12920114 >>12920109 I came for monster girl pussy not your faggotry

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:15:33 No.12920115 File: 399 KB, 2000x1000, 1421207919819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920051 the answer is obvious

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:15:41 No.12920116 >>12920112 Enjoy your afterlife anon, may it be long and, hopefully, child filled. Now if you excuse me I need to head back to work, the kikimorra maid gets a little testy if I'm late.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:15:49 No.12920117 >>12920110 Honestly there's nothing wrong with horse pussy. I'm not going to fuck it because I'm not attracted to it but I would if I was.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:16:56 No.12920119 >>12920117 A horse fuck me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:16:59 No.12920120 >>12920115 But bouncy juice daughteru! and alp daughteru that I can bond with like a son!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:17:24 No.12920121 >>12920114 You're on 4chan. If you're not used to faggotry then you need to lurk more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:18:42 No.12920124 >>12920121 Fuck you m8 come here and let me suck your dick if you are such a man

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:19:18 No.12920127 God damn you people.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:19:19 No.12920128 File: 1.41 MB, 1280x1843, No horse, only pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920117 >>12920110 LIES. Which is why glorious frontgina exists.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:21:15 No.12920134 >>12920127 >thinking god lives here

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:21:16 No.12920135 >>12920124 No. You don't deserve my sweet and sour smoked dick in your mouth. Not even my fruity and bitter sperm taste. You'll have to learn to live with out it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:21:20 No.12920136 >>12920040 >Mimic >Sea Slime >Goblin Crappy choices. I'll go with the goblin, but I've got my eye on her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:21:49 No.12920138 File: 241 KB, 495x800, No Bullying Best Kitsune.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920080 >tfw can't tell which MG it is I-I'm supposed to the encylopedia man!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:22:29 No.12920140 >>12920135 Anon-kun this is getting really weird are you ok with this?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:22:34 No.12920141 >>12920113 Water is for fags. Fire is the superior element. Spark of creation bitch!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:23:34 No.12920145 >>12920141 >Water is for fags So is for every anon them

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:23:38 No.12920146 >>12920141 Fire superior my ass. Air is where it's at. Force powers son!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:23:46 No.12920147 >>12920138 Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:23:48 No.12920148 >>12920138 Then you suck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:23:59 No.12920149 >>12920140 I'm fine with it. Why are you not?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:24:07 No.12920150 >>12920120 >like a son Not anymore she isn't

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:24:47 No.12920151 >>12920146 Don't you know fanning flames just makes them stronger?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:25:12 No.12920154 >>12920149 I´m only attracted to 2d

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:25:33 No.12920156

>>12920101
First one was labeled like that because anons requested it. Then as it became popular, the name just stuck. Im not an english native speaker so I have no idea if it really sounds weird.
And okay, tiny spider on the way.
>>12920080
A wurm, without colors they are kind of confusing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:25:58 No.12920157 >>12920151 Well then I guess me and you would make a good team

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:26:04 No.12920158 >>12920150 Can you imagine alping your son? What a blow that must be?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:27:28 No.12920160 >>12920157 So, tomb raiding time?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:27:56 No.12920161 >>12920160 Tomb raiding time

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:28:51 No.12920163 >>12920151 How about sucking the oxygen away from them?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:28:58 No.12920164 >>12920161 Are we necro now?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:30:13 No.12920168 >>12920163 Lighting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:30:57 No.12920170 >>12920164 I don't understand what you mean but I'm going to nod in agreement

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:31:53 No.12920171 >>12920051 Cuddle the fuck out of all of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:31:56 No.12920172 >>12920170 I think he means most activity ceased for whatever reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:32:07 No.12920173 >>12920170 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrophilia

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:32:47 No.12920177 Today I learned that Touhou character's can be easily made into MGs (If they aren't ones already.) Good night guys, don't burn down the thread while I'm gone. Maybe I can actually get crap written tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:33:07 No.12920178 >>12920164 Oh god, is it necro pedo kun?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:34:08 No.12920179 >>12920177 >don't burn down the thread while I'm gone. No promises.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:34:32 No.12920180 >>12920178 YOOOOOOOOOOO How do you know me?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:35:10 No.12920181 >>12920172 >>12920173 >He meant necrophilia I suddenly don't want to be part of this party Well will you look at the time! It seems I have places to go in which does not involve you. Ta ta!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:35:26 No.12920182 >>12920040 >Tengu Waifu >Troll >Doppleganger >ARES Um.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:35:52 No.12920183 >>12920164 >>12920180 Holy shit he's back. >captcha: rapee How fitting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:35:56 No.12920184 >>12920180 You told us your fantasy, kind of hard to forget.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:37:06 No.12920189 >>12920184 >fantasy Uhm... that may be another necro pedo

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:37:52 No.12920190 File: 690 KB, 900x1200, latest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there any writefaggotory with Gazer? I can't remember anything except greentexts

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:38:46 No.12920193 File: 1.86 MB, 500x433, 1418957973193.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920189 THERE'S TWO!?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:38:50 No.12920194 File: 168 KB, 1000x1000, MGK11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920095

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:39:10 No.12920195 >>12920189 >another necro pedo Oh god they're breeding.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:39:37 No.12920196 >>12920194 Heart....shutting down.....can't continue....

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:39:56 No.12920197 >>12920194 >Still in diapers >Shark teeth Heheheh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:40:12 No.12920199 >>12920116 >Eternal Life in purgatory with Waifu and fluffy Daughterus. You too anon. You too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:40:15 No.12920200 >>12920040 >barometz >red oni >werecat lots of vacuuming it is then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:41:20 No.12920201 >>12920194 Good god. I think my heart just bursted open.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:41:26 No.12920203 >>12920194 For some reason I feel as though blood has stopped pumping through my veins Ah, my heart stopped. That explains it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:41:58 No.12920204 >>12920194 Oh god I love this if only I could save this pic

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:42:53 No.12920206 >no dense gorilla girl to share candy with. It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:43:05 No.12920208 >>12920194 why are you doing this I thought you loved us Stahp hnng

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:44:27 No.12920212 >>12920194 You will forever be my favorite drawfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 01:51:50 No.12920225 >>12920040 >Cheshire Cat >Ushi Oni >Gnome hmm

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:00:19 No.12920241 >>12920040 >Alraune >Mantis >Scylla Can't I adopt them all?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:02:56 No.12920249 >>12920241 Mantis daughteru trimming alraune daughteru so she always looks her best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:03:34 No.12920251 >>12920040 >Dark Matter NOPE >Mantis Maybe if she had emotions. >Black Harpy I'm okay with this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:03:58 No.12920253 So, is everybody calm now? Good. Because it's storytime.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:04:47 No.12920258 >>12920253 Hellhound and shota?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:05:15 No.12920261 >>12920258 Nope. Ninja and shota.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:05:21 No.12920262 >>12920156 >Im not an english native speaker Are you also a pinoy? It seems like all our drawfriends are from the Philippines.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:06:46 No.12920268 >>12920261 On a scale of yes/yes Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:14:54 No.12920296 >>12920261 But you're the same guy?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:15:26 No.12920298 What would you do if all out war broke out between Dark God worshipers, Sabbath fuckers, Hathorites, and Subros on your front porch?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:16:18 No.12920299 >>12920298 go back inside and shitpost on /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:16:54 No.12920301 >>12920298 Tell them to get the fuck off my lawn and go play somewhere else.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:17:04 No.12920302

>>12843540
>A few nights later, you have the same craving again
>A craving for some cooked food
>You tried to go to bed an hour ago, but got sidetracked by porn because you have no self-control
>And now you’re hungry
>Good for you, you bought a nice pound of fresh fish to grill outside once again
>You’ll need to be extra quiet tonight. After that last time you tried this, you think to try and be even sneakier than usual
>You make your way down to the kitchen in utter silence, like a snake weaving through the wheat fields
>The way only your big sis Shura could
>You silently approach the refrigerator door, gripping the handle tightly
>The last time you did this, even if only for a second, you left the fridge open long enough for its alarm to sound
>You’ll have to locate your frozen meal and close the door before that happens this time
>Maybe then, you won’t be treated with a startling surprise this time
>You open the fridge door quickly, looking for the fish you bought
>Only to get a face full of gas that explodes out from the fridge
>Before you can even grasp it, you gasp in shock
>In an instant your mind feels hazy, and you sway back and forth, trying to at least close the refrigerator door
>But you instead fall to the wooden floor, unable to even keep your heavy eyes open
>In your cloudy mind, you can make out only a pair of legs before drifting off into sleep
>Surely that must be Shura
>Maybe she might know what’s going on
>...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:18:54 No.12920309 >>12920298 Then they must be tiny as hell. I'd Fe Fi Fuck them up, and give the bros support from the heavens with a big magnifying glass.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:21:34 No.12920314 >>12920268 >not hell yes step it up, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:22:12 No.12920317 >>12920298 Kick back and continue to study the NecroMoonicom.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:22:51 No.12920322 >>12920314 >not hell yeah motherfucker I know I fucked up but come on anon, step it up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:25:13 No.12920326 >>12920262 No, a small country in south america. I speak spanish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:27:06 No.12920328 >>12920302 There are two things I don't tolerate, people fucking with me while I eat, and while I sleep, she's begging for a whipping.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:28:35 No.12920331 >>12920326 Oh, que piensas de estos follamonstros?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:29:17 No.12920333

You're running a Kindergarten/daycare for Mgs.
One day, an adorable little Lilim/RyuWurm/ect walks/slithers/hops over towards you, as well as your coworker Echidna who's next to you, and says in the cutest voice:
>"The black wind howls... One of you will shorty perish..

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:29:30 No.12920334 >>12920322 mah nigga that's the spirit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:30:35 No.12920338 >>12920333 Oh I know how this goes down. Kill that little shit now!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:31:11 No.12920341 >>12920333 IT'S THE MG ANTI-CHRIST!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:32:30 No.12920345 >>12920338 But if you do that you won't go on an epic adventure through time on a time machine that somehow gets wings when one incompetent fuck and his crew puts them on despite having inferior technology than the person who made said time machine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:32:57 No.12920346 >>12920331 Bueno, pertenecemos aqui, que mas podria decir.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:33:22 No.12920348 >>12920333 "That's nice, go play".

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:33:33 No.12920350 >>12920345 Rip and tear!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:34:25 No.12920353 >>12920333 "Oh well that's nice. Now run along and play with your friends."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:35:53 No.12920358 >>12920346 Pero no crees que son pateticos con su pendejada de ese sentir cuando no novia y se la pasan todo el dia cagando aqui sobre waifus e hijas? Es Bueno entretenerse pero algunos des estos tipos estan idos a mas no poder, carajo.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:38:33 No.12920365 >>12920333 head pats. >who told you to say that, sweety? one of those second graders? offer her a lolli if she talks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:38:39 No.12920367 >>12920350 >You kill the kid >But the future refused to change

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:40:35 No.12920372 >>12920365 >thinking it's second graders >not getting the CT reference Does a robot have to beautifully sing about his metal joints for you to get it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:40:59 No.12920374 >>12920367 I'm glad I took those "How to kill like Doomguy" classes then.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:41:50 No.12920378
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>>12920302
>You wake up to the scent of smelling salts, and the feeling of a hand gently feeling up your chest
>But you can’t see anything. Moreover, you’re completely bound to what feels like a chair
>Your groaning is met with a sultry giggle from behind you
>”Heehee...I told you before. I can hear your every move.”
>The feeling of her feeling you up is exciting. Strangely so. You try to struggle out of your chair to get out of it.
>But your hands are tied to the chair along with your ankles, leaving you unable to move
>That, and Shura is hugging your chest from behind with her other hand to keep you in place
>”Ah, ah, ah~. You’re not going anywhere tonight, Anon. You woke your big sis from her delicate beauty sleep, and I simply must punish you for it.”
“With a dirty trap like that waiting for me?” you say. “I doubt you were really asleep.”
>You yelp when you suddenly feel her hand move to your dick in reply to you talking back to her
>”You’re almost completely hard under there, you know,” she says, her voice gently buzzing just behind your ear
“Q-Quit,” you mumble back, trying not to get hard in front of Shura
>”I could hear you in your room earlier, too,” she tells you
>”Playing with yourself like an animal...you smelled like musk and salt.”
>You struggled even more, while she was stroking your crotch, whispering in your ear
>”Tell me,” she said, her breath brushing against your ear
>”You were thinking of me, weren’t you?”
>You stop struggling for a faint moment, slightly overcome by her question
>You shake your head with a “No” when you finally answer, prompting another giggle from her
>”Don’t play dumb, Anon. You took my panties from my drawer~. Did you think I wouldn’t find out,” she asked, sticking her hand down your pants at this point
>This sudden feeling of her softly grasping your cock with her bare hand made you moan a bit
>”They were my favorite ones, too,” Shura said
>”So I suppose if you want your big sis so bad, I’d be happy to oblige.”

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:42:27 No.12920379 >>12920374 But your future is to DIE. And the future will refuse to change, therefore you're still going to die like a buster.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:43:16 No.12920382 >>12920372 I never played Chrono Trigger, so I didn't get it. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:45:01 No.12920384 >>12920379 >Die >go to monster girl hell >Purge so many monsters they kick my soul out of hell just to get rid of me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:45:09 No.12920386 >>12920382 Play. It. Holy fuck, it's even got Nagas/Lamia in it. It's also got a GOOD STORY that was done during a time when story > gameplay > graphics.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:45:14 No.12920387 >>12920379 Then I'll kill so hard in hell I'll be revived because I'm too sick to stay dead.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:46:19 No.12920391 >>12920384 They'll just toss you to a dark matter or matango.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:46:19 No.12920392 >>12920384 More like: >You die >You go to purgatory >You do fuck all until your teammates revive you after falling off a mountain 27 times

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:46:34 No.12920393 >>12920358 Si lo son ellos, lo somos todos, por algo estamos aqui.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:47:13 No.12920395 >>12920378 >Lewd Ninja Onee-san >Tying you to a chair >Sexual teasing >All this lewd >HereWeGoAgainBoner.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:50:47 No.12920405 >>12920391 If your already in hell I doubt a matango or dark matter would be much to worry about.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:51:01 No.12920407 >>12920393 If you say so.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:52:30 No.12920411 >>12920392 Come on anon. It was at least 24

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:53:07 No.12920413 >>12920392 I feel there's a reference I'm not getting.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:53:38 No.12920416

>>12917271
>Several days later.
>You and the kid are at the bathhouse.
>Kid has been quiet all day and more clingy than usual. He knows why you're here, and even if he won't say so he doesn't like it one bit.
>"Look, it should be mostly healed by now, so it won't hurt as much this time, I promise."
>Finally used up the last of Fiona's gunk. Note she stuck in the bag says once that happens you need to wash it out and leave it. Light wrapping only, otherwise it won't finish healing.
>Kid just nods and says he's ok.
>He's a bad liar.
>Try not to sigh. Thought about getting him drunk before doing this but memories of last time with the added prospect of being naked and in public dissuaded you.
>Sit down with him in a corner with a bucket of warm water. Undo his bandage and start rinsing the wound.
>Everything seems to be going fine at first but you quickly discover a problem. You're dexterous enough to keep your claws from getting in the way, but your paw pads aren't sensitive enough for you to be sure about how much pressure you're applying.
>Every time he jerks your heart stops. He might be overreacting, but he's a pretty tough kid so that seems unlikely. You might be really hurting him.
>You keep going slowly, trying to be careful, but it doesn't seem to help. You've never felt so clumsy before.
>As frustration starts to overwhelm you, you get an idea.
>Quickly scan the room: couple old ladies, nekomata trying to drag her brat into the water. None of them are paying attention to you.
>Slowly, quietly lean forward and give the wound a tentative lick.
>"Ehehe."
>"No giggling!"
>Kid snaps to attention. Nobody seems to have noticed. Gunk residue tastes as horrible as you imagined, but it's nothing you can't deal with.
>Pull the kid a little closer, take one last look around, then start in.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:56:19 No.12920424 >>12920416 >Licking eye sockets clean This. Is an entirely new dimension right here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:56:57 No.12920427 >>12920416 You haven't ended this yet?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:58:25 No.12920432 >>12920372 I played CT but I don't remember it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:58:50 No.12920433 >>12920416 licking out an eye socket? Whaaa?.jpg Ok, this got weird . Is this story even going to go anywhere? I feel like I am watching a filler episode.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:59:21 No.12920434 >>12920427 there is always that one anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 02:59:51 No.12920435 >>12920424 She gets her eye poked out and lets him fuck the hole when?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:00:38 No.12920436 >>12920296 Hellhound guy here. That ain't me but the thread should be big enough for both of us so I'll slip in too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:01:27 No.12920438 File: 97 KB, 1024x1024, yTkpdKexc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920416 >licking his wounds clean You fucking sweetheart.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:03:34 No.12920440 >>12920416 Disgusting. Hellhound worst waifu but best daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:04:16 No.12920442 >>12920436 Cool. No matter how slice-of-life-y, I find this Hellhound and Blind Shota stuff adorable. I honestly think we need more slice of life stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:06:06 No.12920447 >>12920424 >>12920433 They were cut up, not removed. She's licking a mostly closed wound. >>12920427 Ending soon. Maybe tonight if I don't get distracted. SUFFERING

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:07:09 No.12920451 >>12920442 >not horror and harem, because fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:10:27 No.12920459 >>12920440 You guys have been too scarred by guro and vore. It does say right in that post its already healed.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:11:28 No.12920462

>>12920447
Oh so just licking basically permanently shut eye-lids then. Well okay. Would've been fine either way imo.

>>12920451
>Horror
Alright. People seemed to like the creep factor behind those Living Doll stories a bunch of writefags hashed together earlier this week, right?

>Harem
A Shit.

Nyanon !!EO6oENWHxkM Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:12:20 No.12920463
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Chapter nine finished! It's about as long as last one, and I introduce the Tengu Physician as well set the first string of the major plot. Hope you guys like it.
Criticism always appreciated.
Romance and lewd high probability next chapter.

http://pastebin.com/XXXUU9jB

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:13:29 No.12920464 >>12920463 Nice. Reading now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:13:30 No.12920465 >>12920462 >Living Doll stories >mostly horror See, I would've wanted one similar to maybe, Melfina from Outlaw Star >"Why was I made?" >"Who made me? And what did they make me for?" Etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:14:09 No.12920466 Uh oh! You've come down with a nasty cold and the only one capable of treating you is your MG neighbor, how does it go? Roll for who she is here http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:15:37 No.12920471 File: 1.77 MB, 3000x4174, zophiamonmusu_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you guys think? Zophia 4 panel comic for EMG, small version because /jp/ sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:15:40 No.12920472 >>12920462 Harems are only bad when the lead is dense. He doesn't have to be some Casanova, but come on. Willfully dense though, those are fun just for the bitch tears.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:15:44 No.12920473 >>12920466 >Selkie Well, that explains the nasty cold I got. I live in the middle of Buttfuck Nowhere, Antarctica.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:15:54 No.12920474 >>12920465 >"Why was I made?" Sex doll >"Who made me? Pervert >And what did they make me for?" Sex >"Why was I made?" Experiment >"Who made me? Wizzard >And what did they make me for?" To see if they could

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:16:19 No.12920475 >>12920471 perfect

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:16:43 No.12920476 >>12920466 >Hellhound Are you shitting me?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:17:01 No.12920478 >>12920471 Cute Would shriek in terror

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:17:17 No.12920479 >>12920466 >Merrow Well this should be fun. Just letting me wear the hat is good enough to cure me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:17:28 No.12920481 File: 243 KB, 490x490, 1400650638710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920471 Buh-huh-huh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:18:02 No.12920483 >>12920476 At least you'll keep warm

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:18:03 No.12920484 >>12920466 >Chimaera I think it goes pretty well due to her magic. How fast she lets me heal is up in the air. That snake might just keep paralyzing me to keep me 'sick'.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:18:15 No.12920485 >>12920466 >Mantis Well...I'm okay with this. She makes good home-made soup.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:18:17 No.12920486 >>12920471 [Screeching Intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:18:21 No.12920487 >>12920466 Beelzebub Well, she's probably immune to my cold already, so why not. I live a cluttered lifestyle too, so who knows, maybe we'll have stuff in common

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:18:26 No.12920488 >>12920474 >"Why was I made?" pass the butter >"Who made me? lazy scientist >And what did they make me for?" YOU PASS THE BUTTER

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:18:52 No.12920490 >>12920476 She'll be perfect for warming your soup up when it gets cold. That and giving soft head pats.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:19:18 No.12920491 >>12920488 Oh my god

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:19:55 No.12920493 >>12920471 You should do more 4panels, that was cute

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:20:22 No.12920496

>>12920466
>Dark Priest
>"Hi, Anon. I know you're sick, so I wanted to come by and make you feel better."
>"Maybe while I'm here, I can tell you about the wonders of the Fallen God, too. We can pray to her that you'll feel better. Together."
Oh god no.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:20:36 No.12920497

>>12920472
I don't dislike Harems because Dense Protags.

I dislike them because a lot of the time it's just a bunch of girls who's only character trait is lusting after some guy at the same time, and that they're otherwise just Fanservice Character #X.

It's why I actually like EMG a lot. Sure, it can come down to that a lot, but more frequently the content of the series involves the girls getting into whatever comedic interactions with each other. The way the girls play off each other, that's what I like.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:20:57 No.12920499 >>12920466 >Sahuagin I still have Lit2 charges.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:22:00 No.12920501 >>12920491 welcome to the club, buddy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:22:54 No.12920504 >>12920497 Have you read the DxD light novels? You might like them if that's the reason you don't like Harem stuff.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:26:10 No.12920513

>>12920416
>It's working pretty well.
>A lot better than your hands were at least.
>Takes less effort too.
>Kid starts to relax, no more flinching.
>Start to fall into the motions of it.
>Have to swish with water once in a while to get rid of the taste, but pretty soon most of that stuff is gone.
>This is actually pretty relaxing.
>After a while the kid has snuggled up into your body, laying with his back across your thighs and head in the crook of your arm.
>Kinda enjoying this. It's cozy, more so because of the warmth of the room.
>Stop to pull a hair out of your mouth before starting up again. Hair?
>Realize your licking his forehead now. Finished the wound a while ago. Along with the cheeks and neck.
>"Ah, uh, it's done now." Take another look at the kid.
>"Are you asleep?"
>Shit, that's embarrassing. Good thing nobody saw-
>Notice the nekomata pause her own licking session. She smiles at you.
>Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:26:13 No.12920514 File: 60 KB, 704x478, 1398882203345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920488 >>12920474 Oh my god, you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:28:06 No.12920522 >>12920496 I'll trade you my Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:29:29 No.12920523 >>12920513 >softie hellhound Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:29:43 No.12920524 >>12920462 >basically permanently shut eye-lids Exactly. Thought people would assume that. Didn't want to describe the wounds in detail cuz that's fucking gross. Maybe I should have.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:30:34 No.12920526 >>12920514 What's the problem, chum?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:33:05 No.12920532 >>12920524 I though he had no eyes, that they were cut out. People are seriously grossed out by this? Where are we, Super Weenie Hut Jr.?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:33:10 No.12920533 >>12920466 >Grapesnake Sh-Should I be scared, or...? Because I hear lamias like the soft flesh of young men.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:34:04 No.12920539 >>12920466 >Wight Why am I living near a graveyard. I'm not dead yet stop trying to drag me to the mausoleum.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:34:43 No.12920540 >>12920533 They prefer children.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:35:04 No.12920542

>>12920533
>Apophis Neighbour comes over
>Tells you she has a potent, all-natural cure for your illness.
>After feeding you some soup and getting you settled, she coils herself around you.
>Holds you softly in her grasp, laying down with you
>Tells you to lick her belly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:35:13 No.12920544 >>12920533 That just means she's a cuddlebug. She'll hug you and nuzzle her face against your cheek. For hours. Only then will she make you your chowder.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:35:19 No.12920545 >>12920533 She'll give you a potion to cure that nasty cold right up. But only if you give a good licking afterwards

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:37:19 No.12920551 >>12920466 >Gazer I doubt she will let me out of her sight

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:38:02 No.12920552 >>12920542 >>12920544 >>12920545 Not >>12920533 but I am sick with a cold, and would absolutely love this Especially if she's got a 3DS and/or a vita. Warm, cuddly, snuggle gaming sessions when sick sound amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:38:54 No.12920555 >>12920466 >Holstaur milk This is the first time ever that I got lucky in roll posts.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:38:55 No.12920556 >>12920513 >Holding him in breastfeeding position while she licks his face booboos.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:39:44 No.12920558 >>12920555 >Item >Same as a MG Roll again nigger, you best not be cheating. You don't want to know what we do it cheaters

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:40:49 No.12920559 File: 128 KB, 618x1080, 48108771.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12916977 love that artist

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:40:57 No.12920560 >>12920551 >Cooking a nice soup >Has the rest of her eyes watching you to make sure you're okay What a nice girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:42:05 No.12920562 >>12920542 >"Mmmm...do you feel comfortable, anon?" "Yeah, this is...really comfy, actually, I--" >"Lick my belly." "I'm sorry, what?" >"Hmm?" "..." >"..." "..." >"...Your skin is really soft."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:43:01 No.12920563 >>12920562 But anon, her belly is magical. If he licks it, he'll feel much better. Just go ahead, give it a try.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:43:19 No.12920564 >>12920532 Ehhh, cut out was a bit of hyperbole. He was blinded by hacking and slashing of the eyes. That's generally what a thug is going to do to you if he wants to blind you. Actually removing them is more of a serial killer thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:46:26 No.12920568 >>12920560 >Gazer gingerly feeds you soup in bed >Passes out herself after laying her face against your chest >All of her eye stalks are alert and watching out for ne'er-do-wells Reminds of me Argus and Io

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:46:31 No.12920569 >>12920564 Yeeeeah, guess you should've clarified that before. When I first read that his eyes had been removed, I immediately thought "Scooped out with a melon scraper" type deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:48:13 No.12920572 >>12920569 same here.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 03:55:56 No.12920590

>>12920463
The flirting at the beginning was cute. Realness got turned up to eleven with the reveal of the enemy down south. You're making this hard on me because I want to read more but you just released the new chapter. That conflicts me but otherwise it's really good as usual. Really wanting to read more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:05:29 No.12920605 >>12920302 >>12920378 >Ninja nee san finally happened Thank you based anon.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:06:32 No.12920608
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>>12920378
>Her soft breasts against the back of your neck do little to calm your member
>Even less so with her finger daintily tracing circles around your nipple with one hand
>While stroking you all along your shaft with the other
>Just when you can’t take her teasing your chest anymore, she stops, removing her hand away from your chest
>Instead, you hear the shuffling of loose clothing behind you, when a gasping moan coming from your sister’s hot breath
>Her breasts rhythmically press against the nape of your neck, assumingly as her hand hits a soft spot of hers
>On one occasion she hits a particularly weak point of hers, jerking her body as she leans closer to you
>Letting a soft moan escape between her lips
>”Mmm-hm-hm...does that feel good, Anon? Your big sister stroking your hard cock? Does it feel good?”
>She can easily feel the creamy pre-cum seeping from your dick as she strokes you over and over
>Until finally, she stops
>Walking around you until she stops in front of you, pulling off your blindfold
>Revealing her full, curvy figure in all its beauty
>Her silk robes pulled aside to reveal her beautiful mounds of flesh
>And her thighs glistening with the nectar fresh from her sex
>She slowly approaches you, your hands still tied to the chair and lowers herself onto your lap, and over your cock
>She places her hands on your shoulders to give herself leverage
>As she wiggles her hips on your lap, your dick pulsing with the feeling of your tight cunt wrapped around your dick, her hips moving it any way she pleases
>It’s all too much, and all too soon you…you…

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:13:28 No.12920618 File: 328 KB, 1002x507, 1409970960752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Come on Anon. it's time for bed..."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:14:14 No.12920619 >>12920608 >All this lewdity, immediately Nigga you best be gonna pastebin this. Cause I'm gonna want to come back to it later.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:14:50 No.12920622 >>12920618 >Bitch, don't hassle me. I'm on the interwebs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:19:08 No.12920627 >>12920618 >Not yet fluffy, someone is WRONG on the internet!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:21:57 No.12920631 >>12920618 >"I can't sleep, my cold meds haven't kicked in yet."

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:23:38 No.12920632

>>12920513
>At the 'office' waiting for the others to show up.
>Weird for you to be first, Sadie almost always-
>Your thoughts are interrupted by an annoyingly cheerful voice, "Ah~ morning sexy!"
>"You sleep in late today or something, faggot?" pause in surprise when you take in the cheshire's appearance. "Whoa, you look like shit."
>"Thanks bitch, you too."
>"No, really, what the hell happened?"
>She gives a disgusted grunt. "Angels trashed my place last night. Had to sleep outside. I've been wearing these clothes for 2 days!"
>Roll your eyes. She's so prissy some times.
>"You should watch your back too, seems like Agatha told em we're fair game."
>Almost roll your eyes again but stop. She's just being friendly after all.
>The Angels are a petty street gang loosely affiliated with one of the boss's rivals. Not great criminal masterminds or even very brave. They probably went after Sadie because she isn't much of a fighter; she's mostly for recon and intel.
>They're really only a threat to girls with husbands; shitty crooks but still monsters, so they're decent rapists.
>In your line of work marriage usually comes with retirement. The only girl in your group with a husband is Annie, and even the Angels should be smart enough not to go after a wurm's husband.
>Well, they should hesitate at least, and an incubus blacksmith that fucks a wurm every night isn't going to go down easy.
>Fuckin stupid name, Angels. Only thing they've got with wings is a fucking manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:27:42 No.12920638 >>12920632 >Co-Workers being harassed >By punks who's only decent tactic is rape >Only really threatening to "Married" girls. Uhoh. Suffering ahead?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:27:59 No.12920639 >>12920569 Will keep that in mind. When in doubt, clarification always good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:29:01 No.12920641 Would you ride a motorcycle or drive a car in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:29:11 No.12920642 Hey Loen! Did you ever considered that one OC collab with the other drawfags?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:34:14 No.12920648

>>12920641
Depends on if you want mobility, or sanctuary. The motorcycle lets you get through tighter spaces and use alleyways, if you know the area. It's good for people with high awareness. Otherwise you're better off with a car that has high defensive ability. The cost to mileage is worth adding some armor and heavy locks to the mobile fortress.
Of course, just having a waifu lets you strut down the sidewalk like a boss while nobody will try to bother you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:34:19 No.12920649 >>12920642 Loen's asleep right now. Don't bother him with your petty requests.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:36:27 No.12920651 >>12920648 Yeah but if you have the motorcycle you can pretend to be a certain hero.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:41:39 No.12920662 >>12919217 Favorite MGs too >Chimera >Ushi-Oni >Cheshire Cat >Anubis >Leanan Sidhe Medieval I win

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:42:19 No.12920664 >>12920632 Shota is getting raped, isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:43:37 No.12920666 >>12920664 When is the shota not getting raped?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:47:28 No.12920669

>>12920632
>On your way home after taking care of the day's business.
>Stop at a street stall on the way.
>You usually ignore junk like this but something caught your eye.
>It's a cloth vendor, but they've got a bunch of little shapes woven from various things, hanging on strings.
>One of them is a bat. Reminds you of the kid.
>Supposedly woven from genuine mothgirl silk. Hah!
>Decide to buy it anyways. Might as well.
>It's really soft, he likes soft stuff.
>Thinking about how to give it to him when you get home. How do you give a gift to a blind person? Do you just hand it to him? Should you explain what it is?
>Reach for the knob, but the door creaks open before you turn it. Somebody broke the setting.
>Oh.
>Oh. Right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:50:34 No.12920671 >>12920649 What bothers me most is that Bob and the IRC gang think we give a shit about their secret club.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:53:33 No.12920673
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>>12920608
>Your cum burst into her cunt, painting her insides white as you pant the feeling of bliss from your body
>”Already?” she asks, slightly disappointed. “What a letdown.”
>For a split second, she pulls away her mask and bites down on the tip of her index finger, causing a drip of blood to flow from it
>She then touches her finger against your bare chest, tracing a circle over your sternum, where your heart lies
>Then she places her finger in the center of that circle, her eyes glowing a bright red only for the faintest moment, and with them, the circle too
>In that instant, the circle sprouts runic letters that spread an inch further across your chest
>You feel a wave of pleasure overcome your body, and your member stands at attention once again
>Shura feels it too, as your swollen dick finds itself tightly wrapped around her again
>”Ufufu~…You’re very eager, aren’t you?”
“I can’t...bear it,” you tell her. “It’s too much.”
>”You know you forgot a very important detail about me, Anon,” she begins
>”I’m your dear sister, but I’m also a succubus.”
>She turns herself around on your lap, her back facing you now as she positions herself once again on your dick
>”So I expect you to help entertain me, the way a succubus expects to be entertained.”
>She places one arm over the backboard of your chair, and leans back, her back rubbing against your bare chest as she wiggles her hips, grinding on your lap
>You can barely move, but it feels too good
>The way her hips dance and roll on your lap with your cock, tweaking and jerking while still inside her hot cunt
>Only stopping to let her gently lift her thick ass up and then drop back down on your dick for only moments at a time before, again, dancing and rolling on your hips
>You just want to take her waist into your hands and plow your hips into hers
>But dammit, your hands and ankles are still tied to the chair

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:54:28 No.12920675 >>12920671 The only thing that ever bugs me is when they come here and act like we're supposed to know about whatever they were talking about there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 04:56:14 No.12920677 >>12919217 >Space age quest Mass Effect style >Chochin-Obake >Giant Ant >Merrow >Troll >Thunderbird I can make this work

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:01:22 No.12920679 Anybody prefer to read over writing stories? The only reason I write is because I sometimes get frustrated when there is a shortage of content for me so, I write to make people never feel that.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:06:50 No.12920686

>>12920679
I dunno. I mean I'm usually frustrated by not writing fast enough. When I read for relaxation, it's usually more standard stuff unless the writer is really good here.

If the structure is "Then they did this. Then they did that." without sentence variety, I tune out pretty quickly. Or standalone dialog. Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:10:49 No.12920692 Do the people of Dantooine really hate Jedi?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:13:10 No.12920696 I'm going to mechanize an MG and none of you can stop me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:13:41 No.12920698 >>12920692 Well, they let the rebels have a base there so I dunno. And I hate jedi too when there's like a million of them all over the place. They're only cool when they're a near-extinct obsolete cult.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:14:06 No.12920699

>>12920675
It's about context which they laud onto themselves. That's the thing about secret clubs. There's always a secret handshake which leaves everyone outside of the know out in the cold. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is yet to be determined.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:14:42 No.12920700 >>12920696 >Elf hops in a tank >"This wasn't hard at all."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:18:17 No.12920706 >>12920698 Supposedly a lot of Sith Lords used to be Jedi, so I guess it makes sense that some people would hate them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:19:52 No.12920710 File: 972 KB, 1200x1678, 270502ce79959e39443d59f2ce131c8c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You come home from a long day of work, and see your waifu & daughteru in bed like pic. What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:20:44 No.12920711 >>12920706 Can we leave Disney presents George Lucas's personal fap fiction out of /mgt/, please.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:21:15 No.12920714 >>12920710 PRAISE THE SUN FOR THIS FEAST!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:23:32 No.12920718 >>12920710 I would wonder what they were playing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:23:52 No.12920719 >>12920711 But I like Star Wars >>12920710 I would call them sluts

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:25:24 No.12920722 >>12920669 >He's been raped and gutted, hasn't he?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:26:57 No.12920727 >>12920719 I like Phillipino ladies licking my anus why I jerk off to Orangautan porn. Would you like a parallel discussion about that?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:31:01 No.12920736 >>12920727 I think you are lying to try and make a point Do twi'leks and other aliens count as monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:31:47 No.12920737 >>12920692 That really came out of nowhere

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:32:46 No.12920738 >>12920736 You're perceptively correct, and no.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:32:58 No.12920739 >>12920736 Not him but aliens are generally considered not to be monstergirls but sometimes acceptable for discussion. AND WE'RE BANNED FROM /mgt/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:33:17 No.12920740 >>12920710 >unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:34:20 No.12920742 File: 396 KB, 571x800, 1412146972639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920727 I like to imagine grotesquely distending a fairy's small body with my proportionally huge dick. Can we talk about that?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:35:25 No.12920744 >>12920740 God damn Italians. >>12920742 How elastic are fairies?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:35:45 No.12920745 >>12920738 Never mind then. Thanks anyways. >>12920739 We will all go down together, sorry for killing you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:37:56 No.12920750 >>12920742 Actually sure. I would like to talk about how stretchy the innards and outtards of a fairy are when I stick my dick inside them. What type of conversation do you have to offer?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:38:46 No.12920753

>>12920673
>You can only relieve the stress, just a bit, resting your chin on her shoulder
>Your mind going nearly blank as you feel her place a hand on your cheek and look back at you, while she continues riding you
>”Is something wrong, Anon?” Shura asks you patronizingly. “Are you about ready to pop again?”
>Before you could even answer—if you were able to answer at all—she leans her head to your ear and whispers…something, you’re not quite sure you can make it out
>But it does something to you. Just when you thought you were ready to cum again, the magic of the rune she placed on your chest gives you respite
>Leaving you at a point where you’re not quite ready to cum, begging for release
>But at the point where you want to reach that peaking point
>Having relief, yet lacking that orgasmic, blissful feeling altogether
>You’re thrusting your hips as best as you can, trying to reclaim that feeling
>Shura, all the while, rubs her clit as you try desperately to ram your cock in her, over and over again, her panting showing you a sign that she is about to have her own release
>She wraps one arm around her head as she fingers herself, her head tilting towards you as she pants
>”Come on...make me cum.”

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:39:48 No.12920754
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>>12920753
>With a few more hard drops of her soft, delicious ass onto your swollen cock, she buries you to the hitl in her cunt, before her body jerks and twitches with pleasure
>Her legs lift up off the floor slightly, her arm tightening around your head, her body trying desperately to dig and nuzzle itself into yours
>Her body twitching in her spasms of pleasure before she relaxes, her breath escaping through a sigh
>Shura looks back at you, still feeling your hard dick inside her sensitive sex
>”I’m sure you think I’m going to untie you now, don’t you?” she says with a giggle
>”No, no. Remember, this is your punishment...you’re gonna have to make cum at least three more time before I even think of letting you go.”
>The fingers of her hand play innocently with your cheek as she grinds on your lap again
>”Be sure to make me feel good, Anon~.” she says with a pant, feeling you push your tip against her womb
>This will indeed be a long night for the both of you

Second half will come tomorrow, when I'm not feeling so damn tired.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:43:50 No.12920759

>>12920744
>>12920750
I hate the sort of images where her legs have popped out of her hips and point out of the sides of the dick, so I imagine that the soft tissues of a fairy are stretchy enough to admit the dick. Her internal organs are pushed aside by the dick that violates her abdominal cavity. Working her asshole would be more of a problem.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:46:34 No.12920763

>>12920759
Assfucking a fairy would probably have to consist of managing to insert your head and then jacking off with it inside her. The end result would be worth the effort, though, as her tiny guts couldn't possibly contain all your semen.
http://exhentai.org/s/5e89c69810/680386-24

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:47:04 No.12920765 >>12920759 Not just that but think of the pelvis. Instantly twine by your dick unless it is made of gummy worms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:48:05 No.12920766 >>12920763 My god. The look on her face is priceless.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:48:47 No.12920767 >>12920763 >going through the rest of that gallery. Well that was something.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:51:19 No.12920772

>>12920765
Having a fairy with a gummy worm skeleton might might be that bad either, assuming her legs stayed more or less in their right place. Going balls deep in a fairy ass and having your tip peek out of her mouth would be amazing. You could even cum right out of her.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:51:26 No.12920773

>>12920669
>You walk in and see a complete and utter mess
>Pure carnage everywhere.
>Monster Girl bodies sprawled out on your floor, motionless.
>Oh hey, that one Manticore had her wings ripped off.
>You wonder, in pure awe as to what could've caused this inspiring destruction.
>... Did he?
>You rush and see him sitting in the middle of hallway, staring straight ahead like he usually did.
>"Di-Did you singlehandedly just destroy the Angels?"
>He turns his head to your direction and tilts his head, however before he can state his case, another voice speaks out.
>"No, I did."
>Out from the room behind him steps a man in a uniform, complete with a helmet.
>A stern expression seems stuck on his face, a permanent scowl as he looks down on the two of you.
>"I saw them breaking and entering what I presume is your household, and thus executed swift and effective justice when they pleaded not guilty. Speaking of which, you aren't committing any felonies, are you?"
>Oh fuck you just realized shota ownership probably isn't very legal
>You leap down and hold him close to you. "Ha Ha, no, of course not! Just uh, caring for my blind... Nephew in law! Ha ha, yup, that's all!"
>He looks up at you confused. "Nephew? But I-"
>You jam your tail in his mouth.
>The Judge doesn't seemed phased by this, thank goodness.
>"Very well, have a nice day."
>As he walks out, you figure you should thank him for protecting the kid. You stop him, quickly asking what his name is.
>He pauses, and simply states one line.
>"I am the law."
>And with that, he walks out into the sunset, leaving you with your kid, and multiple mutilated corpses of gangbangers.
>With that, you decide to abandon your life of crime and get a nice clean job at an Ice Cream Parlor.
>You lose your Dental, but at least the kid likes all the free ice cream he can have now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:53:26 No.12920777 >>12920773 I chortled.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:53:47 No.12920779 >>12920773 I don't know, it sounds like the kid is going to need a dental plan now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:53:51 No.12920780 >>12920772 I'd prefer to go half way. I like to have my cum have some resistance when I orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:56:28 No.12920783 >>12920780 That's fine too. Maybe up to her stomach would be a good compromise of deep penetration and projectile cum vomit with having the shot impact her innards.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:56:36 No.12920784 >>12920773 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdyEu5XTChk

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 05:58:10 No.12920792 File: 156 KB, 633x758, Judge Feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920773 >Dredd Ending YES

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:02:44 No.12920798 File: 77 KB, 789x590, It has to be this way.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920773

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:04:20 No.12920806

>>12920783
Another nice possibility would be to have the dick go through her womb and into her abdominal cavity, like in this Flan CG set. You'd need a much bigger girl than the usual fistful of fairy to do this, though.
http://exhentai.org/s/e63b4133af/595983-187

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:05:03 No.12920807 >>12920773 I like it. That wasn't me by the way. Soon.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:37:18 No.12920849

>>12920669
>Place is trashed, nearly break your neck tripping over shit.
>Call out for the kid a few times but he doesn't answer.
>Find him face down on the bed.
>His clothing is torn to pieces. He's covered in fluids you try not to look at, and pin-cushioned with manticore spines.
>"Alex?"
>You reach over to him and slowly roll him over.
>You get a punch in the face for your trouble.
>Kid grabs onto your arms, starts freaking out, flailing all over the place.
>"Alex, it's me! It's me!"
>He relaxes after a second. Once he does he jumps into your chest and starts crying.
>He's mumbling all sorts of non-sense, nothing you can understand.
>You just hold onto him as he cries himself out.
>After he calms down he mumbles into your chest "Sorry."
>You glance around at the place. "It isn't your fault. Besides it isn't as bad as it looks, most of this stuff wasn't worth much anyways." Fuck. You keep forgetting he can't see what you're talking about.
>He shakes his head and mumbles something incoherently. Ask him what he said and he just starts crying again.
>Pull him up a little closer and try to calm him down.
>"Hey, Alex? What's wrong?"
>Eventually he leans forward and whispers into your ear with shame in his voice "I'm sorry. I'm not a virgin any more." Immediately after he breaks down into helpless sobbing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:49:24 No.12920865 >>12920849 >"I'm sorry. I'm not a virgin any more." I'm interested to know; How the hell did that happen?'

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:50:56 No.12920867 >>12920849 >"I'm sorry. I'm not a virgin any more." This seems a bit out of place.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:52:33 No.12920869

>>12920865

>Assholes who sold him never used him
>But didn't give enough of a shit about him not to slash his eyes

Fucking stupid isn't it? But then pretending that he's blind anyway but temporarily is kinda dumb too.

Tip for you writer man. If you make scummy bad guys, make them consistently scummy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:53:38 No.12920871 >>12919217 Amazone Arachne Dark Slime Succubus Red Slime Oh boy, this is going to be fun. 4 fighters, and a red slime that keeps adding humor to any situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:55:27 No.12920874 >>12920869 Virgins sell for more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:56:08 No.12920875 >>12920869 >impliong she didn't originally pay more for a virgin

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:57:00 No.12920877 >>12920869 It was said in the very beginning he was a virgin. That was the whole reason she dropped a load of money for him, and why he was so young, because it's hard to find a virgin the older they get.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:57:10 No.12920878 >>12920875 *implying Fuck I hate typing on this tablet sometimes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:57:26 No.12920879 >>12920710 PILLOW FIGHT!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:58:39 No.12920880 >>12920874 >>12920875 >>12920877 >Implying she didn't get rooked

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:59:27 No.12920881 >>12920879 This thread is getting randumb all of a sudden,

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 06:59:52 No.12920883 >>12920880 >rooked you learn something new every day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:00:34 No.12920884 >>12920881 >pillowfight >randumb They're on the bed, what else is a man to do with his wife and daughter?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:00:42 No.12920885 >>12920880 >Implying MGs can't notice when a human boy is a virgin >Implying the guy running the business would last after his first scam

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:01:22 No.12920886

>>12920849
>You were trying not to think about that.
>"Oh that. Well, don't worry about it. It isn't that important anyways."
>Kid chokes out a protest between sobs. "B-but you bought-"
>"It's not important." You cut him off, you don't really want him to finish that sentence.
>"I'm not a unicorn or some purity freak elf or something. I don't care about that stuff."
>He tries to protest again and you cut him off again. "Look, you can worry about that later. We need to get those things out of you first."
>Manticore spines are barbed. Pulling them out after the aphrodisiac wears off hurts like a bitch.
>"Just hold onto me ok? We need to get them out now, the longer we wait the more it's going to hurt."
>Kid just nods into your chest, still crying.
>You try to be gentle at first but there is really no gentle way to get rid of the things, you've just gotta rip em out. Mercifully, the kid passes out after the third.
>You end up with 11 of the things. Way more than needed, even for a grown man.
>You tear off the sheets and blankets and toss them into a corner. Plan to burn them later. Lay the kid on the bare mat left on the bed frame.
>You stand there looking at him for a moment. You want to do something to make him more comfortable but you don't have time.
>Your insides are itching and your heart is pounding. You can't stand still any longer, you feel like you're about to bite through your own jaw.
>The door doesn't cooperate and you end up shearing it off the hinges. Oh well, it was broken anyways. You close it back up the best you can and step out into the night.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:02:37 No.12920889 >>12920885 Sure, just like he couldn't get away with selling damaged goods. Better just call the Better Business Bureau...oh wait

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:03:33 No.12920890 >>12920889 Or just shop at Tanuki Jane's Shota Dealership.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:03:54 No.12920892 >>12920889 nigga his prime clintel is tough and rough monster girls like dragons, hellhounds, and shit. What do you think they'd do when they found out they were rused?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:04:27 No.12920893 >>12920884 Well he could dick them with his manly cock like a forward thinking man would.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:04:59 No.12920894 >>12920886 11 barbs. How many manticore gang members are there? One for each eye if there's five of 'em

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:05:16 No.12920896 >>12920893 >daughteru dicking No.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:05:29 No.12920897 >>12920890 You know what I like about dealerships? Drive before you buy. >>12920892 Hellhound sure hasn't done shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:07:57 No.12920899 >>12920897 Does a boy get back his virginity if his memories are wiped?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:08:04 No.12920900

>>12920897
Yeah but our Hellhound is different, she has a heart, and a soft belly. I'm sure your average criminal buying one wouldn't have a golden heart like her.

Besides she still got what she paid for, a virgin. We're talking about if he sold a used shota, which he didn't. Just a blind one, which most monster girls might not care about.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:08:12 No.12920901 >>12920886 I actually like this story but I am confused onto where it's going. Maybe that's the point?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:08:45 No.12920902

>>12920869
Monsters can tell if a guy is a virgin, can't fake that and that's what she payed for.
They roughed him up because he said something that pissed them off. They don't usually damage merchandise.
They gave her the damaged one because they figured, being a hellhound, she wouldn't care. Still a virgin after all, and that's what matters.
(Some of this is meant to be inferred, some I cut because it's a greentext and I didn't want to spend days building backstory.)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:10:17 No.12920907 >>12920865 It's pretty obvious anon gang-rape Unless you meant how was he still a virgin up to that point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:10:51 No.12920908 >>12920899 >Remember all those wet dreams Charlie? >They weren't dreams

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:11:47 No.12920909 >>12920908 >Amnesia: The Stones' Descent

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:14:32 No.12920912 >>12920909 Amnesia: A Machine for P'Orcs?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:15:07 No.12920913

>>12920901
Pretty standard structure.

>Girl buys boy
>Girl has second thoughts about what she's done but decides to keep him
>This is seen as the least of the evils that could befall the kid
>They bond over SoL stuff
>Insert DRAMA to force her to realize how much she cares for him
>ACTION RESOLUTION
>Admits feelings to him
>They start a new life together

I mean this is healing after all. Suffer, bond, SUFFER, heal is the general order.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:17:06 No.12920915

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother Greyguard update in which Theinn interrupts a four-way. As always, comments and criticisms are vastly welcome. Enjoy!

>Update at line 919
(Atleast I'm pretty sure that's where it is. I forgot to check where the last update ended.)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:18:23 No.12920918 >>12920913 That's kind of what I was expecting. It's been healing for a long time now with bouts of suffering but healing mostly. I just don't know anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:19:57 No.12920920 Uh oh! Your monster girl waifu has broken her leg and for the next two weeks you must appease her even increasing demands How long do you last?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:20:17 No.12920922 >>12920918 No dude. It was at the SoL bonding stuff. And now's the drama to force a radical change.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:21:50 No.12920924 >>12920920 Long enough to hire a nurse to deal with the madness or long enough to get her a pair of crutches or a wheelchair.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:25:07 No.12920926 >>12920920 So it's business as usual serving her?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:26:15 No.12920928

>>12920886
Gunna need to stop here for the night if I want to make it to work in the morning. Will finish and update the pastebin tomorrow.
>>12920901
>confused onto where it's going
Had the basic story planned out before I started and its pretty standard so I'll take that as a compliment. Read through the whole thing once it's finished, if it still seems to have a confusing flow then I fucked up. (see if you notice the slightly silly foreshadowing)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:44:58 No.12920951 >>12916641 How am I stupid when KC even said they can enter human settlements by mass shifting so the worm outer body serves in a lamia-esque bottom torso?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:46:50 No.12920954 >>12920912 >A Machine for P'Orcs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcsi3hU-rX8

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:55:44 No.12920968 >>12920954 The violins were a little over the top but in the end I was moved. So good show.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:56:40 No.12920969

>be anon
>its night time
>in bed with ogre gf for the night
>fall asleep before her on most nights, especially after sex
>she takes a little longer to fall asleep, usually reads or watches netflix
>she's read all her stuff, and nothing interesting is on
>have a vita
>she wants to give it a shot, let her
>pass out cuddled next to gf while she gets used to playing it
>wake up in the morning to the sound of gunshots and dying aliens
>peek over her shoulder, still groggy
>she's playing duke nukem
>ask her if she slept at all
>"Nope"
>she won't give the vita back now

I think I fucked up guys, what do?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 07:59:37 No.12920974
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A Polite Kikimora stands in the kitchen, stirring a pot sullenly, constantly taking worried glances at the clock on the wall.
> Sun will be going down soon...Gotta get Master to bed and barricaded in. I fucking hate the full moon.
She was preparing her famous " Knock master fucking unconscious stew", which included all sorts of sleep inducing deliciousness.
The innocent Master was called in for dinner, and she made sure he ate every drop. She sat unusually close to him, making sure to steal every sniff of his scent, and every touch of his skin she could manage.
It would have to last her the night after all.
Soon he was barely able to keep his eyes open, as she guided him into his bedroom, and tucked him into bed.
" Master must have really worked hard today to be so tired. " She cooed for effect, seconds before he started snoring and she let out a sigh of relief. Before she left, she pressed her fingers to her lips, than to his forehead.
She immediately got to work on the real task of the night.
Within a half and hour, she had bordered up the windows, moved every piece of furniture in front of his bedroom door, rubbed copious amounts of her own scent into every cranny of their home.
She even unfurled a large poster to cover their front door, which showed a life sized version of her giving a harsh glare and raising her broom defensively, the words " MASTER ALREADY TAKEN" along the bottom.
Then, with a heavy sigh, She packed her own overnight bag, and headed out into the city

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:01:44 No.12920977

>>12920974
The ride on the train was a quiet one, the maid stealing glances at the other monster girl occupants, all wearing the same sad faces.
They were all going to the same destination after all. The train stopped, and they all got off together, walking like inmates on their way down death row.
The maid soon arrived at the massive complex on the far end of the city. The walls were painted in calming pinks and blues, but they were also several feet thick, a combination of cement, metal and steel.
This would be her prison for the night, along with the other unattached monstergirls who would otherwise be going on a rape spree tonight.
With a shudder, she walked through the massive main gates, and got in line to be checked in. A unicorn manned the front desk, with a warm, sympathetic smile glued to her face.
" Oh hello there, I was hoping you wouldn't be back this month." The unicorn said with a frown as the kikimora reached the front of the line.
" M-Masters getting better! He kissed my hand when he thought I was asleep! A-and we are touching hands much more frequently now!" The maid almost whimpered, as the unicorn patted her hands to comfort her.
" I'm sure you'll both be together in no time. Now here is your room number, lock down begins in a few minutes, so please hurry."
The maid quickly hurried along, walking along a rows upon rows of cells, until she found the one designated for her.
It was a simple room. The walls were painted a mellow blue, matching the carpet, a four poster bed in the center, and a small t.v screen built into one of the walls. No Window to the outside, only a small cut out in the iron clad door that shut behind her.
This would be where she would attempt to ride out the full moon.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:03:05 No.12920980

>>12920977
She unpacked her bag of provisions: A hand sized vacuum, a lock of the Master's hair, a diary and pen, and a large teddy bear wearing one of Master's old shirts that had gone " Missing" In the wash.
She climbed onto the bed, cuddling up next to her soft companion, a long sniff of the shirt's leftover scent calming her down.
Her eyes closed, as she hoped to pass as much of this night while deep in slumber. Slowly but surely, she drifted off to sleep.
A while later her eyes bolted open, as she peered into the darkness. She didn't need a window to know the full moon was high in the sky. She could feel it in her skin.
She bit her lip as she took stock of her feelings. Her skin itched, her heart ached, and her vagina throbbed.
> Why...WHY THE FUCK DID I LOCK MYSELF IN THIS DUMP AGAIN!?!?!OOOOH MASTER I NEED YOU NOW!
Her rationality was slowly fading, as the moon roused her monster girl instincts. Her hands quickly dived under her uniform, and into her panties.
> ERRG NOT GOOD ENOUGH IT HAS TO BE MASTERS SLAMMING COCK
Her eyes searched the room, for anything that could lead to her escape. She saw the cut out in the door, and quickly devised a devious plan.
She stood up, and smoothed out her uniform, although she couldn't keep her hands out of her panties for an extended period of time.
> YOU CAN DO THIS! JUST KEEP THE BUSINESS MAID FACE ON, LUST MAID FACE OFF"

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:04:41 No.12920982

>>12920980
She went to the door, looking out the peephole. She saw a guard patrolling the hallway, He seemed to be ignoring the constant banging, whining, screaming, and moaning coming from all of the cells.
She rapped on the door to get his attention, making sure to keep her face calm and pure, even while her fingers went to town.
" E-Excuse me sir, Please, I need your help, there's a life or death matter to intend to!" She called pitifully. This seemed to catch the mans attention, as he wandered closer.
His face came into view, bearded and grizzled, this was not his first tour on lock-up duty. Although it seemed the reputation of kikimoras sincerity caused him some curiosity.
" What's the matter there darlin?" The guard asked, voice sympathetic, but stern.
" Ah, yes, w-well you see, I didn't adjust the thermostat before I left. Its going to be a bit cooler than normal tonight, and I need to make sure that my master is kept warm. So if I could just run home real quick, I'll be back in a jiff!"
> I WILL NEVER COME BACK TO THIS HELL. I WILL MOVE INTO MASTER'S BED, PERMANENTLY. IM GOING TO FUCK HIM FOR SO LONG, THEY WILL HAVE TO INVENT A NEW MEASUREMENT OF TIME FOR IT.
The guard glared at her, before sighing " Don't worry darlin, just a few more hours, your gonna make it. Why I be-
Suddenly he was cut off by a blast of static from the radio on his shoulder.
" BREACH! WE HAVE A BREACH IN THE USHI-ONI WARD! ALL UNITS MOBILES NOW."
Without another word, the guard pulled a stun baton from his back, and sprinted down the hall, out of sight of the kikimora.
" N-No! Wait sir! Please let me out!! My...my Master is cold. MY MASTER IS COLD OUT THERE! MY MASTER IS COLD AND ALONE AND HE NEEDS HIS MAID!!!
Her sweet act dropped, and her voice became a shrill scream, before she dropped to her knees in defeat.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:06:47 No.12920985

>>12920982
An hour later, the maid was bent over, running her small vacuum compulsively over the same patch of carpet. The bear had been set to sit upon the edge of the bed behind her.
Her eyes were dull, as she bent over, shaking her hips alluringly at the bear. She backed up a bit pressing her full rear into the bear.
" Oh master, im sorry. Did I bump into you?~" She asked in a monotone voice, as she repeated the action a few times.
" Oh what's that I feel master? Did you get excited watching your maid clean~?" She turned and asked the bear with a smirk.
She lowered her voice to a more gruff, and unconfident tone. " Uh- Er no Kiki, I-It was just an accident!" The maid said, mimicking her master.
She spun on the bear, pushing it down onto the bed, while she seductively climbed up with it.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:08:09 No.12920987

>>12920985
She made a very master like gulp, as she looked the bear in the eyes. " Uh...Well...You see...Maybe. I Mean yes, I did okay!" The master/bear responded.
The maid lowered her head, and she took a long sniff of the bears neck. " And what are you going to do about it, my strong, confidant master?" She cooed in the bear's ear.
" I- I'm going to kiss you!" The master/bear shouted, as she used her hand to push the bears face into hers.
" Oh master!~ Your so forward." The maid gasped in mock-awe, as she showered the bears face in heated kisses.
" Oh, urg, wait! We are moving too fast!" The master/bear whined, as the kikimora slid her hips along the bear, until they were lined up with the stuffed animal's.
" No master, you showed your true feelings to your maid, now you get your reward!~" The maid moaned, as she ground her hips heavily into the bear, while pinning its arms above its head.
" MMM yes master, that's it, your doing so well! Don't I feel good master??! Keep going, your amazing~!" She recited her well practiced speech. She almost ripped the bear's arms as she moved them to her swollen breasts.
" YES, FEEL ALL OF YOUR MAID MASTER!! GIVE YOURSELF TO ME, AND I'LL BE ALL YOURS! EXPLODE WITH ME MASTER!!" She screamed as she reached a climax, adding even more fluid to her already soaked panties.
She collapsed on top of the bear, her lustful moans turning to quiet sobs.
" Its not the same...It Doesn't work....I need master, I need my master." She cried as she cuddled the bear.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:09:10 No.12920990 http://pastebin.com/5KABcg8S Self shilling. New update on the yandere anubis now with more shitty plot. >>12920974 >>12920977 >>12920980 >>12920982 >>12920985 >>12920987 Keep going you amazing bastard. MY HEART NEEDS MORE

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:09:26 No.12920992

>>12920987
Another hour later, she sat at the food of the bed, the bears cuddling her from behind, as she madly scribbled in her diary.
She had started writing a convoluted plan to escape, involving her taking apart her outfit, and using the strings to saw through the joints on the door.
But as the night wore on, and her sanity continued to lose its grip, the writing had transformed to other vague plans.
STEP 1: Find Master
STEP 2: HOLD DOWN MASTER
STEP 3: LOVE MASTER
STEP 4: AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
Suddenly, the t.v flicked on, a bright white light filling the dark room. The unicorn from the desk was there, with the same pleasant smile.
" Attention dear guests, due to the severity of tonight's full moon, we will dispensing something to help you relax. Please try to calm down, and remember, the guards are your friends."
The t.v cut back out, and a hiss could be heard. A vent underneath the bed began to fill the room with a faint orange gas.
The maid sniffed a few times, and felt herself grow drowse. She slumped over the bed, her eyes shut
" Master..." She whispered, before sweet unconsciousness took her.

She was awoken by a jarring buzzing sound, the sound of her cell door being opened.
Her body ached all over, and her clothes were sticky from sweat and other fluids. With a pained sigh, she gather up her belongings and headed out.
She joined the staggered line of other monster girls, all in different states of disarray.
As she made her way back to the front gate, she spotted an Ushi-Oni apologizing profusely to a guard in a cast, next to several craters in the walls.
On the way out, two Yeti volunteers stood by the door, giving hugs to the girls before they ventured back to their homes.
Nothing cheers someone up like getting a hug from a yeti.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:12:02 No.12920997

>>12920987

She made her way back to her home, finding it safe and sound, and most importantly, the master's room had not been breached.
It took her an hour in her exhausted state, to set the furniture back to its usual places, and get breakfast started.
The sound of her master's bedroom door opened, and he joined her in the kitchen with a yawn.
" Wow, I must have really past out last night...are you okay? What happened?" The master asked with concern when he saw the bags underneath the maids eyes.
" Oh, just rough dreams I suppose, I'll be alright, i may beg master for a small respite later, oh no~!" The maid called, and with practice ease, she " Tripped" into her master's arms.
His body was bliss, and his scent was the greatest painkiller for her aching head. She wrapped her arms around him in an act to "Steady herself".
> Oh master...next full moon, please let us spend it in each others arms. I don't think I can last much longer...one way or another.

the longest one yet, most will probably be much shorter, but i had alot of ideas to cram into this one. sorry for taking too many posts tho

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:19:46 No.12921011 >>12920997 I liked it. Put it in a pastebin for later reading. I'll be sure to read it again when another full moon comes around and I'm feeling nostalgic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 08:30:54 No.12921022 >>12920997 Great job. Poor kikimora, the horrors she has to endure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 09:08:21 No.12921071 >>12920990 >>12921011 >>12921022 Thank you guys, glad people still like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 09:09:48 No.12921075 >>12920992 But how was the Unicorn unaffected by the moon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 09:12:50 No.12921082 >>12921075 The same way they restrain their MG lust for their entire lives. The moment a virgin man walks through that door though? It's ogre.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 09:14:49 No.12921085 Most likely a pre-recorded message.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:17:12 No.12921173 So i finally got around to beating MGQ3, that was a nice ending, and that last Alice scene was great

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:18:55 No.12921177 >>12921173 I still have to get on that, but I lost my savefiles. So that means I'll have to go through the first and second games again. Keeping me off from starting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:49:09 No.12921222 ded

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:52:24 No.12921229 >>12921222 Ssshhh. The Monstergirls are sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:52:44 No.12921231 >>12921222 Just start a fight about horse pussy, that'll liven things up. Horse pussy sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:53:28 No.12921233 >>12921229 but hibernation time is over.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:56:03 No.12921235 >>12921233 >You will never cuddle with your hibernating waifu's fat tummy after she bulked before hibernating

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:56:05 No.12921236 >>12921231 >Sucks you right inside >Pulsing >Pulling >Rippling >Wringing every bit of lust from you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:56:50 No.12921239 >>12920982 >male guard >in the prison specifically created for lonely mg in maximum heat What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 10:59:23 No.12921242 >>12921239 As opposed to /mg/'s who are in heat?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:03:34 No.12921248 >>12921242 >not robots with NANOMACHINES

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:04:33 No.12921249 >>12921235 Bulkan Jinkos and Onis. Always shooting for gains

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:05:41 No.12921252 >>12921248 > Armstrong/Sam 2016

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:06:52 No.12921254 Would you engage in clothed sex with you're waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:07:49 No.12921256 >>12921249 >They Bulk too hard >Become Sumos >You can never escape their hugs

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:08:35 No.12921257 >>12921248 > trusting robots > not joining the brave Full Moon Watchmen, battered veterans of humanity, and friends of temporarily insane monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:08:44 No.12921258 >>12921254 What sort of insanely boring person only fucks nude? I postulate that such people do not exist except in the realms of fantasy.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:10:31 No.12921261

>>12921248
>>12921252
>>12921257

>Robutt girls' systems run low on "primary fuel" spirit energy right when Full Moon happens
>Their AI interpret the sight of a Full Moon as a signal to set themselves on "Search and refuel" mode during its entirety

Welp.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:13:31 No.12921265

>>12921256

>Jinko wife becomes notorious in the ring for being a stoic, masterful fighter who's on track to reach a record of fifty win streak.

>She is often portrayed as a beast in the ring, earning her fear and fans in equal measure.

>She never goes to victory parties and her after match interviews are short and terse.

>She is called the "Ice Queen of the Ring"

>All she does after a match is wrap you up in a hug and snuggle with you on the couch, gently chuffing as you reward her with a victory kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:21:05 No.12921275 >>12921256 Ushi Oni's are the logical Sumo Wrestlers. Just food for thought.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:23:01 No.12921278 >>12921261 Using the rape economy to end the rape economy anon. Robutt girls are another step on the road to freedom. >>12921275 Ogres would be logical ones as well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:25:25 No.12921284 >>12920710 Thank whatever god has blessed me with this and paint them invisible.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:37:27 No.12921296 >>12920773 >Dredd ending Man, take a break if you don't know what to do next, but please, give it a real ending./

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:40:44 No.12921302
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>Shota gets lost in the park when on a trip with his parents
>Spends almost an hour walking around looking for them
>Suddenly approached by a massive delinquent Oni. She pushes eight feet in stature and, in his perspective, her heads seem to eclipse the sun. She's dressed in a pair of loose tattered pants, an open black trenchcoat that billows around her ankles (two people in bed could use it as a blanket), a black tilted cap, and a set of bandages wrapped around her chest. Her boots were hefty steel-toes that made a 'thud-thud-thud' as she walked. The tattoo upon her exposed, muscular stomach read 'DEATH SUITS YOU'. Her teeth protruded from her lips and she smoked idly on two cigarettes at once.
>"Hey. Kid. You lost?"
>"Y-yeah."
>"Can't find your folks?"
>"..."
>"Little boy, do ya know what we do to lost kids around here?"
>"N-no."
>She kneeled down close to his level, suddenly ruffling his hair. "Well, first of all? We congratulate 'em on being brave enough to not cry even though they're lost! Ha. You're a tough guy, ain'cha? What your parents look like, huh? Where d'ja see 'em last? I'll help ya out."
>A rival gang member suddenly approached. A Jinko, it looked like, in a long skirt and carrying a bottle of booze in one hand and a shinai in the other. "HEY, BITCH! YOU READY TO DIE!?"
>"NOT NOW, YOU LOOSE WHORE! I'M BUSY!"
>"WHAT'S THAT, COCK-SNIFFER!? YOU LOOSE-PUSSIED SLUT! WHAT COLOR'S YOUR BLOOD, HUH!? IS IT YELLOW!?"
>"WATCH YER GODDAMN LANGUAGE, THERE'S A KID HERE! I'M TRYIN' TO HELP HIM FIND HIS PARENTS!"
>"...Oh noooo, is he okay? He's not hurt, is he?"
>"Nah, he's a trooper. Come on, help me out. We'll save business for later."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:43:24 No.12921308 >>12921302 This better end with them buying him ice cream before bringing him back to his parents. And now I'm having flashbacks to Yu yu hakusho

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:45:20 No.12921313 File: 520 KB, 708x1000, oni lacrossec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921302 >Thugdere Oni and Jinko rivals Yes. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:46:42 No.12921318 >>12921313 Horns to big, can only kiss ad a 90 degree angle instead of face to face.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:47:00 No.12921319 >>12920466 >Charybdis So I guess I'm living at the bottom of the ocean since she can't really move?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:48:23 No.12921326 File: 359 KB, 1135x1578, oni santa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921318 >Face to face >Implying she isn't bound to be several feet taller than you anyway >Implying she'll ever let you be on top

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:50:27 No.12921331 >>12920920 >one leg out of a hundred She'll be fine

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:53:08 No.12921341 >>12920969 Fight her for it, what the fuck anon? You'd think a man with an Ogre waifu would have more balls. But most of all >stealing a man's vydia They execute people for that in some places.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:54:14 No.12921346 >>12920753 >>12920754 Doing Ilias' work mang.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:57:02 No.12921351 >>12920010 >>12920080 HNNNNNNNNNNNG >not holding the bottle with her tail too I'd like to see that with another snake mg at least Or even a glacies? sad that when she touched the bottle it froze

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 11:59:46 No.12921358 >>12920466 >http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wyvern Huh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:02:38 No.12921364 File: 516 KB, 996x700, 33291226_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921318 >to big That would be "too big" And size is not the problem. Hanging that low in her face is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:07:13 No.12921377 >>12921364 Crap, well that's what I get for multitasking. I'll give you the horn thing as well

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:07:23 No.12921379

>>12921341
I'd have already done that if I wasn't afraid of the vita getting busted. Our arguments tend to get rowdy, one thing leads to another, and the next thing we know the bed's a mess and we forgot what we arguing about

It wouldn't be the first time we broke something by rolling over it more than once

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:08:45 No.12921386 >>12921071 Glad to see you're back.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:09:51 No.12921389 >>12921379 Just dick her into submission.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:10:25 No.12921390 File: 514 KB, 1000x1000, 1417499708363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920886 She's gonna wreck shit, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:13:29 No.12921395 >>12921302 Ethical delinquents/criminals are always such fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:18:35 No.12921402 >>12921379 A man must have priorities. She's not gonna give it back because you ask. Unless puppy dog eyes work on ogres.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:21:55 No.12921408 >>12921402 He just needs to give her something else to play with like a baby

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:23:27 No.12921412 >>12920671 What the shit are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:26:32 No.12921420 >>12921412 You know that post is seven hours old?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:27:33 No.12921422 >>12921408 Monster pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:28:36 No.12921425 >>12921420 I just woke up, cut me some slack.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:30:16 No.12921426 >>12920671 Since when the fuck has anybody in the IRC given a shit about you cretins outside of when you decide to talk about us for whatever goddamned reason?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:32:40 No.12921429 >>12920849 It surprises me that a single Manticore did all that damage to a young boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:34:47 No.12921433 >>12921420 Doesn't matter. Seems we've pissed off the IRC autists.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:35:08 No.12921434 >>12921425 No. Do you think time or the thread stops just because you're asleep? Conceeeeiiited.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:35:19 No.12921435 >>12921426 >We care so little, we're gonna reply. Tundere pls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:35:55 No.12921437 >>12921426 Calm down, Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:36:08 No.12921440 >>12921433 Do we care? That should learn them to stay in their own camp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:36:58 No.12921441 >>12921429 Manticores are shitheads. They can do a lot worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:37:01 No.12921442 I just want to abandon a monster who doesn't realize she treats me like shit and isn't tsundere but actually loved me. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:37:08 No.12921444 >>12921434 What, I'm not allowed to reply to older stuff? Anon pls. >>12921433 What do you hope to gain from trying to start shit? Well whatever, the original post was about Loen and some collab. What's the deal with that?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:39:14 No.12921447

>>12921422
Hey, it's a valid strategy.

Don't you know that monster wives are happier when they have daughters?

And that monster girl city hands out tax breaks for each child you have with brood/litter births receiving special assistance to help deal with their large numbers?

So knock her up today!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:40:50 No.12921449 >>12918534 Who the fuck are you?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:42:44 No.12921453
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>>12921441

>Manticores are shitheads

Bullshit they are. There are few MGs that can attest the fact they have an organic onahole that they can use to calibrate their own bodies for your pleasure. Even going so far as to proactively date and drug you to make it even better than it normally would be. If you want a really shitty MG that produces nothing but hatred and revulsion, look at fucking Beelzebub/Roper/Matango/Parasite Slime/That shitty Devil Bug/Akaname

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:43:13 No.12921454 File: 1.99 MB, 500x362, henshin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] They're still monstergirls if they're some space, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:43:30 No.12921455 >>12921442 She's not tsun, she treats you like shit, but she loves you? Does not compute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:44:34 No.12921456 >>12921449 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bIuUp4eGmU >>12921453 I fervently agree.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:45:18 No.12921457 >>12921441 Manticores are olev. It's obviously all a plot by anti-manticorists.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:46:07 No.12921458 >>12921447 Nah, I rather it happen when it happens, which thanks to monster biology won't be for a long time. I'd rather enjoy my waifu before we throw kids into the mix.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:46:27 No.12921460 >>12921453 I'd rather stick my dick in a garbage disposal than a Manticores tail. Fuck the lot of them, bunch of douchebags

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:47:59 No.12921464 >>12921453 Oh yesh, who doesn't love being drugged by your rapist? Everything less would just be inconsiderate. I'm being sarcastic, in case you douln't tell.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:50:22 No.12921467 >>12921464 Nah, I could tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:51:50 No.12921470 >>12921467 Touché.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:51:50 No.12921471 >>12921457 >cruel >sadistic >their spines trap your dick in their tailpussy >don't show their dere side, if they even have one Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:52:41 No.12921472 >>12921455 She doesn't treat just you like shit she treats everyone like shit because she didn't realize she was doing it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:56:13 No.12921481 >>12921460 >garbage disposal Akaname?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:56:56 No.12921485 >>12921471 >>12921464 Bystander here, not even a Manticore lover, but I want to make a non-abusive Mantibutt blush profusely by scratching her mane and behind her ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:57:52 No.12921488 >>12921472 So she's an oblivious bitch. Or has aspergers. Got it, drop that puppy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 12:58:39 No.12921490 >>12921481 No, that device in sinks that shreds food or other things. I would rather get my dick shredded than fuck a Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:00:52 No.12921497 >>12921437 Can't stop the truth

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:04:49 No.12921503 File: 56 KB, 631x695, pouty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921485 Their neck ruff is perfect for hugs and to give you something to nuzzle while you pound her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:06:07 No.12921504 >>12921497 Here's some truth for you: No one cares about the IRC scrubs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:07:56 No.12921508 >>12919640 It's a mimic or an akaname?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:08:30 No.12921509 >>12921488 unrelated to the puppy entirely. I only got 4 hours of sleep because of the MTG prerelease man cut me some slack

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:09:13 No.12921510 >Want to write >Persistent headaches won't let me think of anything

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:10:39 No.12921513 >>12921510 Get some ibuprofen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:10:57 No.12921514 >>12921510 Get good.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:12:57 No.12921515

>>12921490
I also think manticores a shit but this is too edgy
And it's not like you have a choice in MGE. Only a MG decided to husbando you, you are doomed. Once she rapes you, MAMONO MANA will totally-not-brainwash you into loving even your greatest horror or an enemy who killed your parents
Such is live in MGE

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:13:06 No.12921516 >>12921509 Magic The Gathering?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:14:46 No.12921518 >>12921515 >an enemy who killed your parents Mamono mana can't overwrite EVERYTHING. >not like you have a choice Says you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:14:57 No.12921519 >>12921515 Fuck MGE. Piece of shit place.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:15:37 No.12921520

>>12921504

Yet you fagknockers seem to love bringing us into your goddamned messes.

>>12921503

>Get raped by a Manticore on your way home from work at the local café where both human and MGs frequent for a nice cup-o'-joe
>She obssessively rubs her mane all over your body, and cheek rubs you, smiling as she milks yet another orgasm out of you with her tail
>'W-what are you doing?'
>'I'm letting the bitches know you're mine'
>She continues to do this while chuffing and purring until you're nothing more than a wheezing, sweaty mess
>She leaves her phone number on the nightstand, giving you a little derriere shake as she saunters over to the window of the hotel room and flies out
>Go to work the next day, all of the female customers, human and MG alike avoid you like the plague
>The Holstaur that provides the cremé for the cappuccinos just gives you a soft, if not sad smile
>You had always been sweet on her, and she had been affectionate with you like an older sister
>'I'm so sorry, Anon. But I can't let you milk me anymore... you've been claimed'
>Go home, try not to cry
>Cry alot

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:16:18 No.12921521 >>12921515 Monstergirls only kill in self-defense in the MGE. Humans are the ones who kill everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:16:20 No.12921522 >>12921516 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:18:32 No.12921524 >>12921520 A bit salty, are we?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:19:50 No.12921526 >>12921520 Simple, just give the Manticore some Hathor blessed milk so she lactates Holstaurus milk.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:22:34 No.12921533 >>12921519 As opposed to MGQ, Violated Hero, or the fucking Alumican girls? I think I'll stay in the hugbox.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:23:21 No.12921534

>>12921524

You try spending upwards of eleven hours doing an inventory for a pharamaceutical establishment where you're inadequately staffed for said job in both labor and training, and having to deal with a pretentious asshole pharmacist telling you he's going to bill your company for his overtime because he lacked the due diligence to check any counter errors and he had just run out of frappuccinos from Starbucks.

Then come home, no liquor left in said home, and see you chuckfucks trying to stir shit up. I'd say i'm about as salty as Lot's Wife right now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:24:31 No.12921536 >>12921520 You're the one ones who have been coming into the threads calling writers to your alp camp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:25:49 No.12921539 >>12921521 Hell yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:26:52 No.12921544 >>12921533 >Alumican girls The what? Vanadis games also have vore, NTR bad endings

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:28:10 No.12921548 >>12921533 It's not even a hugbox. It's a horrible world that's thinly covered by a blanket saying "No it's fine, shut up"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:28:13 No.12921549 File: 125 KB, 1024x762, 1421519293713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921534 >I'd say i'm about as salty as Lot's Wife right now. Kek.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:28:23 No.12921551 How big in demand would male foreign exchange students be?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:28:26 No.12921552 >>12921534 What? The post that was trying to "stir shit up" was more than 8 hours ago. I know people can be kind of dickish around here, but your day being shit is not our fault.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:28:43 No.12921554 >>12921534 Sorry to hear that, but... A: That's not my problem now, is it? B: I didn't start anything, so lay off the victim routine. C. Get good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:29:23 No.12921557 >>12921548 Too bad the sushinefags have chased off most writers who acknowledge this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:29:32 No.12921558 >>12921508 mimic

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:30:23 No.12921560 >>12921557 How exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:31:15 No.12921562 >>12921557 Sunshinefags?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:31:22 No.12921563 >>12921536 Who the fuck wants you people in the IRC when you all quite literally hate fun?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:32:16 No.12921565

>>12921521
>mgs often use a shitton of aphrodisiacs
>and not only the venomous ones, but also regular mgs who buy them in stores
>aphrodisiac is very dangerous for people with weak hearts
>your single father is going home with your birthday present in hands
>bumped into bad *instert mg here*
>she pumps him with aphrodisiac
>he dies
>she freaks out and runs
Here you go

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:32:33 No.12921567 >>12921563 If by fun you mean faggotry, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:32:41 No.12921569 >>12921551 Depends on the country of origin. >>12921557 You're that guy who wrote Dhampir daughteru short aren't you? Why are you so analpained?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:33:36 No.12921572 >>12921534 >i'm about as salty as Lot's Wife right now. Okay, that one was good.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:34:12 No.12921575 >>12921548 Yeap, it's more like a dystopian world with shitload of EVERYTHING IS AWESOME brainwashing propaganda

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:34:47 No.12921577 >>12921565 >aphrodisiac is very dangerous for people with weak hearts MAMONOMANA will actually fix that. Much to your dismay. Be sure to prepare for your new half-sister/imouto.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:36:03 No.12921580 >>12921565 >The shitty greentext I just thought up is canon proof for my point

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:36:40 No.12921582 >>12921562 People who demand happy endings in everything, always. >>12921560 By shouting down bad ends, rewriting them and calling everything remotely bad edgy. >>12921569 >You're that guy who wrote Dhampir daughteru short aren't you Eh, what?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:36:46 No.12921583 >>12921575 If MGE monsters ever became real I would honestly fear for my life before anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:37:30 No.12921585 >>12921569 Would centaurs like British men?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:39:00 No.12921589 File: 706 KB, 500x281, 1417895878120.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921580 >mfw there are people that use greentexts to dictate their feelings for a certain MG.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:39:17 No.12921591 >>12921563 Bob, apparently.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:40:21 No.12921594

>>12921567

I mean the fact that you people are so hiveminded by your own headcanon that you refuse to accept anything that is even remotely out of the ordinary for an MG unless she conforms to your one rule.

You're like the little autistic man-children who play fight and claim invincibility like you're fucking Superman.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:40:47 No.12921595 >>12921557 Good. And I hope it stays that way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:41:18 No.12921597 >>12921580 You mean mgs don't use aphrodisiacs or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:41:45 No.12921598 File: 174 KB, 837x1120, -014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921585 Why not ship some of out resident Bonglanders to a Centaur homestead? Surely they won't mind.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:41:53 No.12921599

>>12921582
>People who demand happy endings in everything

Oh. well, people mostly expect daydream fuel from stories, so when something like this happens, somebody's bound to be upset.

>shouting down bad ends

I agree that this ain't exactly polite.

>rewriting them

I don't see the problem as long as it's an optional ending.

>calling everything remotely bad edgy

Now this is pretty tiresome to deal with.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:41:53 No.12921600 >>12921595 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:44:06 No.12921603 >>12921600 Stay mad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:44:46 No.12921605 >>12921594 Oh geez. Well, good thing we have the upstanding IRC people to come to our rescue. Perhaps you shouldn't throw stones in your little glass house, is my point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:45:07 No.12921606 >>12921603 I will, it gives the motivation to write all the soul crushing stuff you hate, sissyboy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:45:15 No.12921607 File: 46 KB, 400x400, teeth-jon-heder-400a071807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921598 YEEEHAA Why do people hate MGE?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:46:00 No.12921608 >>12921606 >implying I'll read it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:46:19 No.12921610 >>12921594 How's that cheticore bullshit working out for you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:47:05 No.12921611 >>12921607 Too much time on their thats they use to find new ways to get mad about a flimsy fetish fuel setting.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:47:10 No.12921612 >>12921594 Cool your tits. >>12921607 I don't know, it's a perfect place to live a simple life.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:47:27 No.12921613

>>12921597
I mean that you just wrote a greentext about a viagra overdose in a magic bullshit setting with magical bullshit healing and eternal life and aphrodisiac magic and pretended that it was the same as if KC had written on twitter that everyday dozens of people die from aphrodisiac.

Also, I'm starting to believe that all the faggots who try to push their own grimdark headcanon and ignore everything else moved over here after MGU got shut down.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:48:02 No.12921614 >>12921608 >implying I need you to >implying it's not to feed those like me and keep things from getting too Disney around here

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:48:38 No.12921617 >>12921594 So what you're saying is: >Thread == Hivemind Which, looking at all the fighting in every single thread, is a retarded thing to say. Having said that, I'd rather be in this hivemind, than inside the IRC circlejerk.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:49:04 No.12921619 >>12921613 >mgu There it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:50:08 No.12921621 >>12921613 Right on the money.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:51:03 No.12921626 >>12921614 Then what the fuck are you still doing here, replying? Get to writing, there are supposedly people who'd enjoy reading it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:52:09 No.12921629 >>12921610 purplecore a cute http://i.imgur.com/hCsoYEn.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:53:41 No.12921634 >>12921534 I know, right? At this rate the futa scat unbirthing story I'm writing will newer get the recognition it deserves.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:53:51 No.12921635 >>12921629 I've never seen such colossal faggotry in a single monstergirl before.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:54:00 No.12921636 File: 230 KB, 1820x2370, monster girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921621 Do they hate MGs?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:54:49 No.12921637 >>12921629 No sir, I don't like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:54:56 No.12921638 >>12921634 Ok, that one got me. Good show mate.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:57:28 No.12921644

>>12921610

Don't feel strongly for or against Cheticore at this point in time. If that's something Bob wants to pursue there's little in the ways anybody, much less you people or us can do to stop him.

There isn't much to say about investing anything in what /mgt/ thinks so long as the idea isn't completely over the top ridiculous bullshit like Deruella turning into a fifty foot tall unbirthing nipple dick Dark Matter spewing monster.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 13:57:44 No.12921645 >>12921636 Ah, the post where ELH went full sperg, banned everyone from the IRC, took down all his imgurs, and tried to delete shit for EMG. What an autistic shitlord.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:00:59 No.12921651 File: 502 KB, 802x1440, This thread.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:01:04 No.12921652
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How about we add a monster girl category to fanfiction.net?

It could be placed under the misc section.

having a section on FF.net would make it easier to keep track of things.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:01:27 No.12921654 >>12921645 Fuck off SnowDrake. And take the rest of /pol/ with you. We don't want your IRC shit here.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:01:54 No.12921655 File: 733 KB, 824x1320, 8demp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:02:29 No.12921659 >>12921652 So long as you're fine with inviting the worst of the worst.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:02:47 No.12921660 >>12921654 SnowDrake doesn't even visit the threads. How's your asscancer, ELH? Maybe if you weren't so butthurt all the time it'd cure itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:02:58 No.12921661 >>12921652 no

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:03:18 No.12921662 >>12921655 No. We autism now! Well, we autism all the time, but now especially.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:04:35 No.12921666 Gentlemen, please put on your gas masks. Janetbunker's hatches and blast doors are closing in approximately 10 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:04:48 No.12921667 File: 409 KB, 1266x950, wakab8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pepsi a shit. Shiiiiiiiit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:04:51 No.12921669 File: 24 KB, 641x275, I will never be this autistic, thankfully.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921662 Thank Ilias, I've seen worse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:04:57 No.12921670 >>12921659 Such as?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:05:23 No.12921671 >>12921613 >anyone who is not sunshine retard is mgu boogeyman

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:05:29 No.12921672 >>12921629 >Cheshicore YES

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:06:26 No.12921673 >>12921652 I heard fanfiction.net is a horrible place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:06:48 No.12921675 >>12921671 >sunshine What?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:06:49 No.12921676 >>12921651 >>12921667 Well, the inability to properly link post on my end is awkward.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:07:10 No.12921677

>>12921629

> Heterochromia
> One-of-a-kind
> Has abilities beyond both parents
> LGBT friendly

How is this not a mary sue?

>>12921660
Only Grandad, Bourbon, and a handful of others both use tumblr insults and claim he has asscancer. Plus the fact you all keep trying to make him into a boogieman just makes me think the only autistic faggots are you IRC idiots.

Just look at the above thread. We were FINE until you faggots decided to necro an 8 hour old post because someone dared say you were shit. If that isn't autism at its purest I don't know what is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:07:23 No.12921679 >>12921670 People like https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8352390/2/My-Immortal-Original-story-reupload

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:08:21 No.12921684 >>12921675 I guess he doesn't want to actually respond to my post, so he just made a strawman.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:08:22 No.12921685 >>12921677 ELH please calm your autism.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:08:30 No.12921686

>>12921612
>>12921607
Because it's not, it' the very definition of

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GettingSmiliesPaintedOnYourSoul

Amazons and Ushis raid villages and steal the men
Nereids drown women and make more of their kind
Ropers and their mind control embryos
A place that drives you incurably insane just by being there
A totalitarian god that demands slaughtee and renewal infinitely
Sabbath and their doctrine
Being erased from humanity by kunoichis
Having your business taken over by Danukis
Having your ships destroyed and your men taken because some faggot kraken was after one man
Objects that can come alive to rape you
Alps

You can't even fucking die in because squeletons and liches exist, and you think all this and more is okay because you get pussy? How thirsty are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:09:36 No.12921692 >>12921677 >How is this not a mary sue? She's a part of Bob progressive monstergirl setting, which has bisexual manticores, hermaphrodite cats, and monsterboys! >>12921686 >Tvtropes Stopped reading there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:09:42 No.12921693 >>12921686 >tvtropes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:09:55 No.12921694 >>12921679 >https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8352390/2/My-Immortal-Original-story-reupload Alright. So where should we host these stories that we create?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:10:07 No.12921695 [SPOILER]

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Good news everyone! I have my old MG thread saving compilation pictures on hand for just such an occasion.

The better news is that they are all censored so I won't get pimp slapped by Janet. Probably. Hopefully.

The bad news is that I need to update them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:10:17 No.12921696 >>12921652 Are you stupid? Do you want to attract the narutokids and the million fujoshis that write their slash shit there, over here?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:10:34 No.12921700 >>12921694 most of them are linked on the blogspot collection

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:10:52 No.12921701 >>12921676 >>12921667 >>12921651 >12921651 Sprite > Shit > Everything else

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:11:14 No.12921703 >>12921669 >implying it's not real wurm trying to imitate a guy >she forgot what she was doing when she was creating profile and used her real photo >she don't know how to change it so she decided to go with that

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:11:15 No.12921704 File: 2.91 MB, 1848x4320, Compilation 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921695

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:11:23 No.12921705 >>12921677 >How is this not a mary sue? She's in Bob's own story instead of being inserted into someone else's so by strict definition she'd be a speshul snowflake instead of a sue.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:11:40 No.12921707 >>12921694 >So where should we host these stories that we create? We have a system that works just fine as is. Why fix what's not broken?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:12:26 No.12921709 File: 2.76 MB, 1848x4320, 1421521946539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921704

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:12:35 No.12921710 >>12921692 >>12921693 Deal with it, there's no escaping the SJW

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:12:37 No.12921711 >>12921701 I'll fuck you up nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:12:38 No.12921712 >>12921701 Does it allow reviews of each chapter,and tell people when a update has happened?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:13:01 No.12921714 >>12921694 No. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:14:45 No.12921718 File: 246 KB, 680x623, 1421522085549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921695 >that holst >that fairy you will never have this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:15:46 No.12921719 >>12921694 No one but you wants anything to do with that place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:16:13 No.12921722 >>12921695 >>12921704 >>12921709 Goddammit anon I'm trying not to fap today. >>12921718 Fuck you for reminding me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:17:16 No.12921725 >>12921701 >sprite >better than anything but coke and all the offbrand/brands that everybody knows are shit. Do you even have taste buds?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:18:17 No.12921729 >>12921701 Bait.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:21:29 No.12921735

>>12921705

Neither term is anything more than a buzzword now.

That said, a "snowflake" is a character that thinks they are better than everyone else ever and deserves to be treated as such. It is NOT a character that merely deviates from a norm or from expected behavior.

A Mary Sue is a bland, one-dimensional gimmick character that is good at everything forever. They always have the limelight on them and they can literally do nothing wrong. They also tend to have extremely edgy (suffering is cool guys!) backstories and/or characteristics (like different colored eyes) that make them stand out immediately. High power levels and schoolyard-level, one-upping RP also puts characters in this definition, A main character is (usually) not a mary sue. They may be set apart from their peers but that's because that's how literature works. It's when you take that difference and make it into a special race with a special backstory with special powers etc etc that the MC becomes a Sue.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:21:53 No.12921736 >>12921725 >>12921729 >Drinking glow-in-the-dark Mountain Jew

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:25:03 No.12921740 >>12921704 >Anubis >Doggy style One of these days I'll grow up, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:25:20 No.12921742 >>12921705 >Not knowing what mary sue is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:26:12 No.12921744 >>12920642 The naked-butt one right? I think I remember that one, very nice, but I wouldnt sexualize that much the Zoph.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:26:21 No.12921745 >>12921685 Actually, he's 100% correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:27:48 No.12921749 >>12921744 >that much Saving all the lewd in your special collection huh? I'm on to you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:28:25 No.12921751 >>12921718 >>12921709 >>12921704 >>12921695 >Stretching There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the Tongues of Men for this level of haram.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:30:22 No.12921755 >>12921751 I don't really get why people are against this, if you know anything about MGE, you should know she won't tear, and you won't be hurting her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:30:29 No.12921756 >>12921751 >not using your waifu as onahole Look at that pleb and laugh

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:31:20 No.12921760 [SPOILER]

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>The compilation has failed me
>We're in a war over soft drinks
>One I inadvertently started with >>12921651

Truly I am a monster.

Well, no turning back now so I may as well go full evil. Always give 110% to everything that you do.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:33:07 No.12921763 >>12921760 Eh, she's not as cute as a Hellpup.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:33:31 No.12921764 >>12921760 Lucky for us, good and evil are clearly defined in this battle. Pepsi a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:33:50 No.12921765 >>12921760 Did her parents just put her in some sort of prop egg so they could get a cute picture of her?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:34:19 No.12921766 >>12921760 The soft drink war will never end. We haven't even gotten to the point of drinks with vanilla variants.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:35:18 No.12921768 >>12921763 ...And here I thought I was the monster here. I shall retire and concede the title to you, go forth and do your evil you wicked man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:35:23 No.12921769 >Alraune >Spellcheck comes up >Did you mean: Funeral? Spellcheck is a heretic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:35:40 No.12921771 >>12921764 Hey now, its not that bad. Its like a developing country, good on certain occasions but you don't really want to hang around for too long, but there's still greater evils in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:36:32 No.12921773 >>12921760 Sprite still a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:36:43 No.12921775 >>12921769 Hooking up with an Alraune is a funeral in 90% of doujins with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:36:46 No.12921776 >>12921768 Oh she's adorable. But a flaming puppy wanting upsies is too cute. Gonna make my wife so butthurt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:36:48 No.12921777 >>12921771 >certain occasions Mixed with whiskey? Sure, but other than that, it's down with the devil.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:38:02 No.12921781 >>12921776 >Gonna make my wife so butthurt. So you're marrying an Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:39:20 No.12921783 >>12921781 So I'm gonna make my Hellhound rapist wife super jealous that I love my kid more.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:40:55 No.12921788 >>12921776 >Wife gets jealous of daughter getting upsies. >You come home one day to a loli-version of of your wife begging for upsies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:42:20 No.12921789 >>12921783 Why do you have a Hellhound for a waifu when you don't even like them?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:42:54 No.12921792 >>12921788 Get out of here Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:43:23 No.12921793 >>12921788 rub her nose in it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:43:48 No.12921795 >>12921788 >Daughter and wife start fighting over who gets upsies first >>12921789 Hellpups are likebear cubs, and if I have to be married to a shitty Hellhound to get a adorable Hellpup I'll do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:45:36 No.12921799 File: 231 KB, 1214x680, Hold the fucking phone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921795 >What is adoption.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:45:38 No.12921800 >>12921795 You could adopt .

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:48:27 No.12921807

>>12921695
>Dat Werewolf Butt
>Dat P'orc butt
>Dat Affectionate Medusa
>Dat Unicorn Kiss
>>12921704
>Dat Pixie Dick Hug
>Dem Alice Panties
>Dat Lewd Merrow
>Dat Scylla
>Does Lewd Mice
>Dat Mummy/Sphinx
>Dat Sphinx
>DAT ANUBIS DOGGYSTYLE
>>12921709
>Dat Dirty Skeleton
>Dat Sexy-ass Nightmare
>Lewd Beelzebub
>Sexy-Ass Sabbath
>Dat Oni Boozejob
>Dat Angel Bukkake
>Dat Affectionate Dragon

Goddamn these illustrations are great. I can't wait for MGE-2.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:49:01 No.12921809 >>12921799 >>12921800 I just want to make a Hellhound jealous. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 14:50:23 No.12921816 >>12921807 KC needs to draw more butts. >>12921809 That's really petty of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:07:47 No.12921850 >>12921807 Can you get physical copies of the world guide anymore?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:11:02 No.12921857

>>12921850
The World Guides, yes.
The MGE-1 though? Unfortunately seems like it's sold out. Though I think KC does sell some new copies whenever he goes to a Comiket, and the MGE-1 tends to pop up on auctions more often, so it's not impossible to get if you don't have a copy already.

I'm sure he'll make more to sell with the MGE-2 when he releases that too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:12:16 No.12921859 >>12921850 http://www.ebay.ca/itm/C79-Mamono-Musume-Zukan-Monster-Girl-Encyclopedia-1-kurobinega-kenkou-cross-/221651582277?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item339b76bd45 Seen some go for 200$

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:16:21 No.12921871 File: 1.04 MB, 1024x1024, cyclops and daughter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have a choice, anon. You can either become the loli Cyclops' new boyfriend. Or you can become her new Daddy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:17:58 No.12921874 >>12921871 MILFs a shit, so boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:18:26 No.12921876 >>12921871 whynotboth.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:20:29 No.12921881 >>12921871 Time to give that kid a new dad.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:24:21 No.12921894 >>12921871 >Those massive tits >Those huge thighs >The thought of being to able to make that huge MILF moan >Also being able to raise cute daughteru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVRzk3VWOKY

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:31:41 No.12921914 >>12921871 Or what? You'll crush me? Get off me, monsters can't kill whenever they want. Now, assume the position, both of you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:34:50 No.12921919 File: 364 KB, 415x600, 19744968_m.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Master, the full moon is here, would you like some special service tonight?" She then starts laughing "I am sorry, I can't do this with a straight face"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:36:55 No.12921923 >>12921859 >>12921857 Yeesh. Do you know Kenkou's usual price? Imagine buying a used one, and some pages stick. Thanks anyhow.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:37:31 No.12921924 >>12921919 Something's off here, her eyes look a bit... soulless. Wait a minute, did you just say full moon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:38:56 No.12921927 File: 214 KB, 500x551, 1418530857061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12921871 >you will never sleep between her boobs This world is so gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:39:48 No.12921931 >>12921924 >anon was then fluffed through the bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:41:26 No.12921937 >>12921923 The actual selling price for the MGE-1 is 2314 Yen, or about $23.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:46:52 No.12921956 >>12921937 Truly, we live in a cruel world.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:53:36 No.12921967 >>12921956 I kind of regret not buying the MGE-1 when I had the chance. Oh well, at least I got both World Guides.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:53:48 No.12921970 >>12921923 >>12921937 From what i was told, KC doesn't want to sell to gaijin

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:58:01 No.12921978 >>12921970 You gonna let that stop you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 15:58:55 No.12921979 >>12921970 Care to throw in some citations with that b8?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:11:25 No.12922001 File: 98 KB, 500x625, tuardme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DEEEEEEAD!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:15:02 No.12922006 >>12922001 What's that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:15:35 No.12922007 >>12922001 Burn it! Burn the zombie before she eats your brains!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:15:39 No.12922008 File: 113 KB, 790x593, Zombie Finger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922001 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:18:11 No.12922013 >>12922006 Zombie, the fuck does it look like?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:19:28 No.12922018 File: 201 KB, 853x662, Zombie Nibbling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922008 >>12922001 Smalltime. Also I got a MH4U code so HAPPY DAYS FOR ME

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:20:33 No.12922023 >>12922018 Do did my brother.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:22:39 No.12922027 >>12922023 So did*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:23:35 No.12922030 >>12922023 Dun got did.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:24:30 No.12922033

>>12922001

>Get caught by a zombie and then hugged for warmth
>After awhile you stand up to go home/wherever else but she doesn't let go
>You just start walking but she has a vice grip and is literally dragged around
>You hear a few "D'awww"s from other people who notice this going on and all the while the zombie rubs her cheek against you while moaning out a "Waaaaarm..." and wearing a big smile.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:26:22 No.12922036
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http://pastebin.com/vKHu9wgZ line 110
>Kodomo-oneechan's Webshow
Somebody wanted more extreme lewdness.

There's a Dragon update coming up too, just as soon as I decide how much DRAMA and/or lewdness I want to include.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:34:31 No.12922056 >>12922033 >>12922001 Too cute. There goes my heart... HNNNNNGGGGG...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:37:39 No.12922063 >>12922036 >Komodo Dragon Ayiyiyiyiyi I still liked it though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:41:15 No.12922070 >>12922063 >>Komodo Dragon The horrifying bacteria only make blowjobs more exciting, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:42:25 No.12922075 >>12922036 This is unbearably lewd and I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:42:26 No.12922076 >>12922070 Nigga, I don't want no stankdick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:45:15 No.12922082 >>12921695 Do you have non-censored versions that you could imgur?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:47:27 No.12922090 >>12922036 >dragon update soon yes!

>>	PantyQuest Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:48:01 No.12922092 File: 265 KB, 850x935, 1378192236878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shit's getting real now. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/21C2ptrR New page: http://pastebin.com/XtU1rfBT

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:48:16 No.12922093 File: 116 KB, 679x900, 48063350_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys, my cowgirl bought a gun yesterday. I don't really know why, but I certainly don't wanna her shooting people left and right.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:49:46 No.12922097 >>12922092 >Lamia with mind-rape venom >they still try to steal her panties I will admit, these guys have some big cojones.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:50:47 No.12922099 >>12922092 Well, I guess it's time to pledge allegiance to the Pharaoh's

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:51:13 No.12922102 >>12922093 >/k/ommando waifu

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:51:36 No.12922104

>>12922093
Uh... That's not a Cow Girl, Anon.

That's some kind of Demon Girl, you probably should take that gun away from her. Somehow.

>>12922097
Not everyone has what it takes to become campus legends, but some aren't satisfied with just Holstaurus and Alps. They go for big game.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:51:51 No.12922106 >>12922093 It's probably just to keep you safe from anyone trying to rape you anon. Give her some loving dicking tonight to show your love for her. Don't forget to cook her breakfast with a naked apron

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:52:26 No.12922108 >>12922092 >RPG-Tier Panty RAID Wow. This sounds like a truly dangerous undertaking. Glad I was "Stopped" at the Anubis raid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:52:34 No.12922109 >>12922092 >Apophis' >Having harems When was the last time one was portrayed with yandere traits? >>12922093 That looks like a traditional demon girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:52:59 No.12922110 >>12922104 Wait what? But she told me that she's a Minotaurus!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:55:22 No.12922113 >>12922110 No... She's got red demonic eyes, sharp teeth and curved horns... I'm sorry Anon. It's up to you to stop her before she goes Spawn on everything and starts gunning down Angels.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:55:34 No.12922114 >>12922110 Don't listen to that anon. He's obviously just jealous of your loving Minotaur waifu. Now stop fucking around on the internet and go to her already.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:56:11 No.12922115 >>12922109 When was the last time anything MGE was portrayed with its correct traits here? I honestly can't remember

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 16:58:49 No.12922125 >>12922115 Shirohebi's are still shown as yanderes, Cheshires are actual mindfuck tricksters again, Manticores are sadists, and Matangos are still a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:00:34 No.12922130 >>12922115 Kikis Holsts Shirohebis And I suppose that Hellhound and shota thing, playing heavily on the one and only precious male thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:00:57 No.12922131 File: 616 KB, 719x1000, 8c59af1e0bc0e40bc60db6e99b8ca1e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who wishes it was spring/summer already?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:01:59 No.12922133

>>12922033
>in all the hours that you did your errands she never once let go. You got raised eyebrows from some of the shop owners but they didn't say anything
>You even asked her if she was going to let you go but she smiled a bit wider and shook her head and hugged you a bit tighter from then on
>Eventually it becomes night and you go home with the zombie girl still hugging you
>You try to pry her off of you but it doesn't work
>You sigh and head inside and get ready for bed, brush your teeth, etc
>When you get in the bed she also wraps her legs around your waist letting out another "Waaaarm..."
>She falls asleep quite happy and her grip on you loosens. You could easily kick her out of your house now.
>...Naaah

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:02:52 No.12922135 >>12922075 You may notice that I've marked it as a series now, so you can expect more someday~

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:04:28 No.12922139 >>12922131 I sure as hell don't. It's summer down here where I live, and temperature doesn't go lower than 30ºC, sometimes it even reaches over 40ºC. Fuck this heat. I want winter.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:05:36 No.12922142 >>12922131 Fuck the cold. I want warm weather.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:07:17 No.12922145 >>12922139 >40ºC Wahhhh. I lived in a place where it reached over 114ºF in summer. Ever see people drop dead from running into a convenience store because of how hot it was outside and how cool it was inside?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:07:24 No.12922146 >>12922131 Fuck the heat. I want cold weather.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:07:43 No.12922148 >>12922135 Wonderful. I look forward to seeing what happens after the ending to the webshow.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:08:27 No.12922149 >>12922131 Not me. I like the cold It's a valid excuse to drink hot cocoa everyday and use the fireplace

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:10:36 No.12922156 >>12922092 I can't wait for the ridiculous shit, like Medusa, Lilim or Shirohebi dorms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:12:41 No.12922160 >>12921979 I have none, i've read you can't buy it straight off KC's website if you're outside of Japan >>12921978 Not willing to pay 100$+ for one on ebay

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:15:31 No.12922166

>>12922133

>Wake up and leave your bed in the middle of the night to use the bathroom
>Carefully slip out of her embrace so she won't wake up
>Later on, you come back, only to see her curled up tightly in your bed, shuddering from the cold
>Despite being asleep, you can clearly see the look of worry in her face, as she brushes one of her arms over the bedsheets, as if looking for something, a heat source, perhaps?
>Too tired to think about the situation, you yawn, walking over to your bed and climbing into it once again, lying down where you originally were, right next to her
>It doesn't take long for her to feel your presence, as her hand moves close enough to feel your skin, and consequently, your warmth
>Slowly, the groggy zombie girl pulls herself closer to you, wrapping her arms around you once again, shoving her face into the nape of your neck
>"Hhnnnrrghhmmm... Anon... back..."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:15:40 No.12922167 File: 1.42 MB, 784x853, ffg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922131 Not me, fucking allergies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:16:09 No.12922168 File: 1.06 MB, 640x360, 1393444340538.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922092 >Apophis' harem

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:16:47 No.12922170

>>12922160
In truth, KC doesn't sell his own books.
Rather, he sells them through Melon-Books, a Japanese Doujinshi and Manga Bookstore Chain. They're also where the gashapon machines with the MGE Shirt Buttons are located.

Unfortunately, Melon-Books' webshop doesn't ship internationally, but that's their policy rather than KC's. Still, they're easy enough to buy from with a proxy. I use Noppin personally. Professional service, quick delivery, decent pricing.

In addition, KC has also used the Alice-Books online story, which DOES ship internationally. Unfortunately, only the WG1, Fallen Maidens, is up on that site currently.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:17:57 No.12922173

>>12922160
>i've read you can't buy it straight off KC's website if you're outside of Japan

This is a problem?

>Not willing to pay 100$+ for one on ebay

I hear you, especially knowing what the standard price is, but, what the hell, it's only money.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:17:57 No.12922174 >>12922168 Honestly I hear that, and I think less of a harem, and more of just a big orgy pit in their dorm. Whether that's better or worse, I'll leave to your imagination.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:21:19 No.12922180 >>12922168 Let's face it, the Apophis are still young and in college, they might not have found their man, so they just have a bunch of pleasure slaves until then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:25:15 No.12922186 >>12922092 >Final Boss-tier panty raid Sounds fun >Being added to Apophis's harem Sounds haram.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:25:29 No.12922188 >>12922036 I did not see this coming. Still, delectably lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:27:18 No.12922192 >>12922186 >final boss >not using unlimited panty works and spamming your best attacks

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:31:48 No.12922203 >>12922186 >>12922192 It's the last heist. Pull it off and you'll be sitting on a beach sipping cocktails with a team of Kikimora maids wearing bikinis to cater to your every need. There's always a buyer for Apophis panties and they sell for a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:35:49 No.12922211 >>12922180 Nice headcanon you have there.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:39:01 No.12922219

>>12922211
It's a fairly reasonable assumption I'd say.

Normal MGE Canon is Magitek High Fantasy, and there probably aren't a lot of educational institutions where MGs can simply socialize with humans, thus the "See one, rape, husbando" canon.

Put them in a school setting though, and I'd say >>12922180 is a fairly reasonable explanation. Don't anon, there'd still be ones who just want to bite you and just you, and keep you locked up with them in their dormroom. Just the two of you, till school's over~
Or some annoyed teacher or staff member tells security to come and drag you out cause you keep missing classes.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:39:18 No.12922220
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>Crocodile Lizardmen
>Slow and lethargic most of the time
>Can use a burst of speed that greatly outpaces potential prey for a short span of time
>If she catches a man, she uses her soft and cool body to weigh him down as she initiates slow and relaxed cuddle sex
>Or, conversely, when in the water, drags him down for Death Roll snu-snu
>Rapidly spinning both lovers in place while gripping onto him with her strong arms and legs, using her vaginal muscles to make him feel as if he's melting inside of her
>When not having sex, Husband can use her as a living pillow, which she enjoys most of all, his warmer body heating her up, and his dick conveniently at her disposal

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:41:58 No.12922227 >>12922211 Thanks, I think it works pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:42:38 No.12922230 >>12922220 >underwater sex Terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:42:40 No.12922231 >>12922219 >Magitek High Fantasy There's Magitek? Where?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:42:51 No.12922233 >>12922219 >Don't WORRY anon I can't into words this afternoon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:43:49 No.12922235 >>12922230 It's no so much sex as it is >OH GOD! MY BACK GRIGROROGRHGORPGRHGRPGHROGPROGHRGPORHP

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:44:48 No.12922237

>>12922231
Golems, for one.
Otherwise, it's pretty well just something KC said when asked once. The setting is mostly fantasy, but there is Magitek leading to more modern-ish advances. You have 3 guesses as to what group of MGs is heavily behind these advances.

He also said he plans to do more Golem Variants and Magitek stuff in the future, but that's probably far off. Maybe it'll be covered in the Sabbath book, but that's not till 2017-2018 at best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:44:57 No.12922238 File: 202 KB, 1000x1100, always smile at a crocodile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922220 Don't use that picture again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:45:30 No.12922240 >>12922231 Not him but the gnomes are supposedly full on gunpowder and magitech steampunk and such. How much that's spread around is unknown, just that they're more likely to trade with monster-friendly states.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:45:38 No.12922242 >>12922220 >Spinning underwater snu-snu I think I'd drown before she managed to get anything out of me, if I survived, I'd be dizzy as fuck. I'm lethargic myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:46:22 No.12922245 >>12922237 Golems aren't really magitekish. I guess I'm thinking too much of the stuff from FF6.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:47:02 No.12922246 >>12922238 >muh rape >muh "NTR"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:47:39 No.12922249 >>12922245 >FF6 Good taste. I hope that whenever KC does get around to elaborating on it, we see stuff like that. Till then, Headcanon I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:48:06 No.12922251 >>12922235 I'd drown. 10 years a smoker.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:48:49 No.12922255 File: 645 KB, 1127x860, Trans_Mimiru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922231 > There's Magitek? Where? I think pic related is the only place it ever got mentioned in stuff that's already been translated

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:50:33 No.12922258 >>12922249 Hopefully we'll also shit like airships and enormous fortresses fueled by magitek. >Autocrossbows >Drills >Chainsaws

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:50:45 No.12922259 >>12922255 Sabbath does it too. But most of their focus is loli and making sex-related stuff over actual tech advancement.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:51:09 No.12922260 >>12922255 10/10 would run away from and hide in the deepest hole.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:51:13 No.12922261 >>12922240 You're mixing up your settings, gnomes are earth elementals in MGE. Maybe you're thinking of the dwaves.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:53:02 No.12922263 File: 227 KB, 676x283, BaphoPants.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922260 Damn straight

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:53:04 No.12922264 >>12922255 I think he's using a different version of magitek. It looks more like ACTUAL magic instead of a fusion between magic and technology.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:53:27 No.12922265

>>12922220
>Be backpacking through the swamps of Monster Girl Louisiana.
>Come across a run-down looking shack with a bunch of Crocodile Girls lazily lying about it.
>They're wearing nothing but denim overalls, stained with swamp mud.
>Full hips with large breasts and a bit chubby.
>They all lift their heads and lazily look at you.
>"Hey sis... That boy there sure got a purty mouth."
>"Yuh, got one of them pretty city boy mouths."
>Start to walk away from them.
>"Hey city boy! Where ya goin'? Aren't you gonna let us show yew some Southern Hospitality?"
>Start to run, they're a bit slow so you can hopefully get some distance.
>Walk too far off the track and your legs sink into the swamp mud.
>"Well, well, well" The leader says as they casually walk around your half-sunk body, now towering over you.
>"Guess he's decided ta stay in our swamp fer awhile. Hyuk..."
>Crocodile Girl mud wrestling sex intensifies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:53:29 No.12922266 >>12922260 You gay son? That lewd smile, that tentacle clothing. Im not even a Sabbathfag but damn it if Mimiru isn't hot as all hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:53:41 No.12922267 File: 119 KB, 900x1100, 14b-magitek-armor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922245 >magitekish >KCs Dragoons might have gear similar to the Dragoons you see in FFXIV.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:54:40 No.12922271 >>12922265 >Crocodile Girl mud wrestling Yes, how about Merrow noodling?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:55:24 No.12922272 >>12922266 But she's little sister tier man. I don't want to do something like that to a little sister figure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:55:39 No.12922273 >>12921296 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:56:19 No.12922274 >>12922267 >large automatons fueled by magic >you can damn well see the hydraulics and cockpit on it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:57:20 No.12922275 >>12922274 But anon, it looks cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:57:52 No.12922277 >>12922265 Oh come on they couldn't be that bad.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:57:52 No.12922278

>>12922267
>KC's Dragoons might have gear similar to the Dragoons you see in FFXIV.
If I get around to writing that Dragoon story in the next week or so, that's how I'm writin' it.

Fuckin' love the Wyrm Mail gear. And have you seen how pimp-ass it looks getting put on in the Heavensward Trailer?

This is the year of the Dragoon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:57:55 No.12922279 File: 53 KB, 498x558, 1417986831945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922263 If that ain't a reason to dump her in a fire, i don't know what is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:58:34 No.12922280 >>12922275 I know it does. Even their human attire, minus the helmet, looks cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:58:55 No.12922282 >>12922274 Still better than Metal Gear Rex's flaw. That shit was intentional.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:59:04 No.12922284 >>12922265 >Crocs in Louisianna I think you mean gators bud. The only crocs are in Florida >Also making them sound like a bunch of fucking North Dixie Deliverance hillbillies instead of Cajuns I can't be doing with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:59:06 No.12922285 >>12922278 >TFW I stopped playing FFXIV waiting for Heavensward >TFW Dark Knight is going to be the new Edgelord class

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:59:14 No.12922286 >>12922230 Haven't you watched Discovery? It's slow, passionate and they keep their heads out of the water.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:59:24 No.12922287 >>12922278 Heavensward is TOTALLY calling back to FFIV in a way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 17:59:28 No.12922288 >>12922272 When will you learn? This is what got that familiar killed. No one's telling you to join Sabbath, but the next time a loli falls for you, maybe don't make light if her feelings? It might be that familiar reborn.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:01:12 No.12922290 >>12922282 The radome was a pretty fatal flaw, but without it's destruction it was pretty much impossible for snake to harm it due due its armor.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:01:49 No.12922292 >>12922286 Eh, crocodile girls are still not my thing. Maybe because I've had the bad luck of being chased by the real life counterpart.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:03:13 No.12922295 >>12922285 I know and I don't care. Still wanna try it out. Gonna be my first time tanking. The Lizardgirls they're introducing are also kinda cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:03:53 No.12922297 >>12922288 But what about the shame I'll feel for being a perverted bastard and take advantage of a child? What will my family say about me, my friends? No I just can't fuck her, maybe I'll introduce her to a nicer guy and be her father in law.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:04:08 No.12922298

>>12922279
It also is another piece of headcanon.
The tentacle potion isn't permanent, a baphomet permantly turing her onii-chan/husband into tentacles permanently is even more bullshit and anyway if he was such a great guy he wouldn't have dilligently and dutifully served in such shithole like lescartie, where the peasants that he supposedly raised glasses with were being exploited and lived in literal slums.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:04:17 No.12922299 >>12922285 >not being an Edgelord

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:04:26 No.12922300 >>12922295 Have any pics?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:06:00 No.12922308 >>12921429 It was gang rape, manticore barbs just mean she was there. Doesn't mean she was the only one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:06:57 No.12922310 File: 307 KB, 870x1236, YEP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922297 Anon, people fuck their daughterus here, you're among friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:07:11 No.12922311 >>12922308 They're gonna look unrecognizable by the time that Hellhound is through with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:08:11 No.12922312 File: 168 KB, 625x1000, GrapeWurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I was bored.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:08:21 No.12922314 >>12922298 That makes me feel better i guess

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:09:44 No.12922316 >>12922312 Corrupted Wurms sound incredibly dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:10:04 No.12922317 >>12922312 Make her chocolate next.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:10:07 No.12922318 >>12922220 And don't forget growth with age.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:10:26 No.12922319 >>12922316 I think you misspelled awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:10:38 No.12922320 >>12922312 The brown looks good. The purple looks like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:12:30 No.12922324 >>12922310 You don't understand anon. My morals prevent me from doing something like that, the only way I would ever touch my little sister like that is if I was drugged or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:13:08 No.12922325 >>12922310 >people fuck their daughterus here Not all of them.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:14:15 No.12922326
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>>12922324
>Is if I was drugged or something.
>Sabbath
>Little girls who MAKE the drugs.
Kay.

>>12922300
Best I could find.
Not a lot of the promotional images are hi-res or angled right to actually show the lizard-ness.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:14:17 No.12922327 >>12922324 >drugged Oho! I have to get going now. Need to make a trip to the market. See you around.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:16:18 No.12922329 >>12922320 Of course it does, literally just fucked with some values..

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:16:31 No.12922331 File: 36 KB, 640x432, 1417979399217.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922325 >anti incest fags Like they matter.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:16:45 No.12922334 >>12922326 God damn it. They're REALLY trying to make get this fucking game with the lizards and dragoons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:18:22 No.12922337 I want to lounge in bed with my big and soft yet strong Alligator Waifu as she cuddles me and we play vidya together! Also, would Gator girl be delicious brown from lounging in the sun most of the time?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:18:30 No.12922338 >>12922331 Not all the incest is dicking the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:18:35 No.12922339 >>12921520 Time to get in touch with the order.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:19:23 No.12922340

>>12922324
She isn't your little sister, she may look and act like a little girl in many ways but mentally and above all sexually she is a grown woman who can make her own damn choices, and if you reject her because of such petty reasons like what some people think (literally no mg or guy in a relationship with a mg would condemn you) you're an asshole.
It wouldn't make you moraly superior, just an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:19:51 No.12922341 >>12922317 There ya go: http://i.imgur.com/EUqSbxE.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:20:39 No.12922342 >>12922338 Right, it's V'ing the fatheru and dicking the imouto.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:21:48 No.12922344 >>12922337 Yeah probably. >TFW her favorite shows are Gator Boys and Call of the Turtle Man >HIYIYIYIYIYI

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:22:13 No.12922346 >>12922341 C-could you make her eyes green? Emerald green, if possible?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:23:57 No.12922352 >>12922346 Anything for you Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:25:21 No.12922355 >>12922342 You forget the best two.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:26:39 No.12922356 >>12922355 V'ing the adoptive soneru/otouto?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:27:09 No.12922357 Need to try something. 5th reply to this post gets waifu face drawn in some sexy way.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:27:21 No.12922358 >>12922355 I was going by canon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:27:51 No.12922359 >>12922356 >Adoptive Not in my headcanon, but yes.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:28:31 No.12922361

>Bright and sunny day in MGC.
>Feeding the birds in the park.
>Tearing up bits of bread and throwing them around.
>Out of nowhere, Harpy chick swoops in and land in front of you.
>Starts picking up the bread you were throwing, getting in fights with the birds over it.
>Decide to just hand her a slice, she happily munches away on it.
>Before you know it, a whole flock of young harpies are surrounding you all begging for bread.

>You're gonna need a bigger loaf.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:28:54 No.12922362 >>12922166 >>12922133 >>12922033 This warms the heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:29:31 No.12922365 >>12922346 http://i.imgur.com/EfohzWx.jpg Excellent tastes btw.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:29:33 No.12922366 >>12922357 Why 5th? Just promotes needless samefagging. Draw Mothgirl and be done with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:30:00 No.12922369 >>12922357 Matango.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:30:46 No.12922371 >>12922365 Holy shit that's beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:30:51 No.12922372 >>12922036 And here I thought at the start that the brother was the deviant for getting off to his sisters bacteria infested slavering mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:30:54 No.12922373 File: 46 KB, 231x337, Werecat updated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922357 >5th reply.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:31:04 No.12922374 >>12922357 Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:31:10 No.12922375 >>12922357 >Not already drawing Dragon. Why must you torment me so?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:31:14 No.12922377 >>12922365 Well hot damn, that looks great

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:31:22 No.12922378 >>12922357 Mothgirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:31:27 No.12922379 >>12922357 Jabberwoc ky?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:31:27 No.12922380 >>12922357 Succubus

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:31:31 No.12922381 >>12922365 I love it. Thank you. Are the same guy who made all those Valkyrie edits?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:31:41 No.12922382 >>12922340 I just couldn't do it anon, I would feel like I'm betraying her trust in me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:32:08 No.12922384 >>12922375 >Vanilla Dragon Wins I would've liked Anubis. But Dragons are great too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:32:17 No.12922385 >>12922381 Nope, just a humble edit/colourfag who was super bored.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:32:35 No.12922386 >>12922359 >pseudo incest Git gud.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:32:58 No.12922387 >>12922366 It was a good idea in my head like 1 minute ago, now that I think it through, it didnt turn out that well. >>12922375 Fine, dragon, be back later.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:32:59 No.12922388 >>12922375 >more dragon To what end?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:33:27 No.12922389 >>12922384 Sorry :(

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:33:48 No.12922390 >>12922382 She's trusting in you to put your goddamn dick inside of her you cowardly little shit. Grow a backbone and give her what she goddamn wants and needs already.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:33:48 No.12922391 >>12922385 Are you still bored? Could you do something with Dark Priest next?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:33:54 No.12922394 >>12922387 The elders are pleased.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:34:19 No.12922396 >>12922386 That's not what I meant.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:35:08 No.12922398 >>12922388 I dunno, I just like her. Also didn't think I would "win"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:36:10 No.12922400 >>12922391 Eh I guess, what did you have in mind?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:37:28 No.12922406 >>12922356 >You will never be V'd by your Wight mom

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:37:51 No.12922407 >>12922390 Can I give her a shortstack potion first to feel like less of a creep?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:40:16 No.12922411

>>12922400
Nothing really, go nuts. Maybe reverse the colors of her hair and dress? Silver and black. And make her eyes blue. If you would, try making her blonde, like the sun, once, and whatever other colors you choose. Would also love to see her dress as green, blue and crimson red. I hope I'm not asking too much.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:40:57 No.12922412 >>12922407 If you want to tell her to her face that you don't accept her for who and what she is fine, go ahead

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:41:31 No.12922415 >Get 4,000 words into a story. >Immediately need to scrap 75% of it because its crap. Now I know why writers drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:41:44 No.12922417 >>12922396 What did you mean then?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:42:07 No.12922419 >>12922406 >I still have those greentexts on me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:42:25 No.12922420 >>12922411 I dunno, let's see how it turns out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:43:15 No.12922423 >>12922415 I know that feel.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:44:20 No.12922425 >>12922389 Don't be. Dragon's a great.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:45:34 No.12922430 >>12922415 >implying that's why I drink Son, just for that I'm not doing MGK for 2.8 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:46:23 No.12922432 >>12922415 If you're not riding the waves of writing with Sailor Jerry and Captain Morgan with Krakens, then you're not one of us yet. >36,000 words of unused material for future scenes, backstory and alternate routes Somebody shoot me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:46:36 No.12922433 >>12922430 W-Wait... What?!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:46:54 No.12922435 >>12922430 But then they wont be in kinder garden any more

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:47:03 No.12922436 >>12922412 No I don't hate her! I just need a little boost to get me over this hurdle, once the potion wears off I'll never use it again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:47:43 No.12922437 >>12922430 >MGK What's that?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:48:17 No.12922439
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>>12922415
With me it takes several days to type 1,000 words because I spend about 5 minutes thinking about every sentence.

On the plus side, it means I don't have to delete 75%. On the minus side it means I write more than four times slower than I normally would.

IT'S A HARD LIFE

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:48:31 No.12922440
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>You will never want to fight for the country, but men aren't allowed into the military.
>You will never disguise yourself as an Alp and manage to fool everyone.
>You will never have a strict looking Lizard Girl as your Drill Instructor.
>She will never sing an altered version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbp52Z9jRg0 as you go through a training montage.
>She will never make a man out of you in both senses.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:48:37 No.12922441 >>12922432 >have enough possible scenarios and character ideas for 12 vidya games and 1 edgy highschool manga cast Shoot me $12.jpg >>12922433 You heard me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:49:24 No.12922443 >>12922439 >With me it takes several days to type 1,000 words because I spend about 5 minutes thinking about every sentence. My thoughts exactly. This is one of the reasons why my stuff is long overdue.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:49:39 No.12922444 >>12922432 YBA?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:49:52 No.12922445 >>12922436 Yes, and I'm sure you will also never completely break her heart to pieces again after that.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:50:40 No.12922448

>>12922439
I once wrote 4000 words in the space of two hours. Granted, it was shit, but still.

When I try and get quality, I write at a more normalized pace. Maybe 1000-ish words a day. Then when I resume writing next, I re-read, re-write and edit what I wrote previously.

And then do so again when I'm done the whole thing.

On another note, I totally agree with KC about that image. 10/10, want to put a blanket over her and kiss her ears.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:50:47 No.12922449

>>12922415
Man I rewrite everything I make at least three times, every time I read through it I find a better way to put it.

It's a good thing, means you are improving, your recognizing your mistakes and fixing them, keep working at it.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:51:31 No.12922450 >>12922436 Get a cockatrice, closest thing to a chicken in MGE, you gutless rat!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:51:34 No.12922451 >>12922440 >implying they couldn't smell your semen

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:52:00 No.12922454 >>12922445 No I swear! I'll never use that stuff on her again, I only need it once so I can get over this huge hurdle. I'll love her just the same, no matter what!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:52:14 No.12922455 >>12922441 But I like MGK so much...it's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:52:21 No.12922456 >>12922445 I'm sure there's a potion for that too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:53:01 No.12922458 >>12922449 I can write pretty quick once I get going, but today was one of those things were it felt like a hamfistedd plot. So I erased it and went with a backup plot I was kicking around.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:53:05 No.12922459 File: 263 KB, 800x600, 1418704234210.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922440 >men aren't allowed to fight

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:53:07 No.12922460 >>12922440 So how would you pretend to have wings and a tail? I know people like to forget they are there in most stories they appear but technically they are there

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:53:20 No.12922461 >>12922451 Could always pretend to be an early Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:53:33 No.12922462 >>12922444 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:54:37 No.12922464 >>12922455 Will it be adorable when albino lamia, who has leukemia and hemophilia, tumbles down a flight of stairs and Anubis gets TWO new lego sets?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:55:09 No.12922466 File: 20 KB, 200x239, 1380108191802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922459 There's nothing wrong with being a househusband.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:56:04 No.12922467 >>12922464 >Albino Lamia N-No, that doesn't sound adorable...it sounds sad. >Anubis That, on the other hand...always adorable. I'd help her build 'em, if she let me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:56:13 No.12922468 >>12922459 Men are too precious and innocent to waste fighting in some war. They should be at home.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:56:27 No.12922469 >>12922464 >leikemia and hemophilia Has that ever happened? Did God ever hate someone that much? >inb4 Lucifer

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:57:44 No.12922473 >>12922462 >backstory and alternate routes Damn, that's some dedication. Looking forward to reading it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:57:45 No.12922474 >>12922468 Tell that to Doomguy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:58:11 No.12922477 >>12922466 >saying this while posting what I assume to be some big time yakuza >>12922468 Fuck you amazon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:59:20 No.12922481 >>12922466 *you don't mind being a bitch. FTFY

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:59:38 No.12922482 >>12922468 >>12922466 This. A good man stays at home, cooks, cleans and takes care of the daughterus while the Monster Girls go out and fight.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 18:59:53 No.12922484

>>12922469
She shall suffer through life until she is 40 years of age, once she is, she'll be set free from her torment by manifesting her hidden powers and evolving into a Deity of rock named White Snake". Using her new powers, she'll rid herself of her brittle bones and weak body, rock out like a god, and then go on adventures with a talking mascot, a dense MC, a generic tsundere girl, and a token black man.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:00:06 No.12922486

>>12922454
Well you don't have to tell me.
You have to tell her, and watch as all happiness fades from her face, how she will never be able to look you in the eyes when you do it, and how she will never again speak with the same glee to you and without that sparkle in her eyes when she looks at her beloved onii-chan.
And it will be all your goddamn fault.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:00:42 No.12922489 >>12922482 Like the guy in that new Dragon Daughteru story. Wife goes out and raids and pillages, he stays and plays with the daughteru. Wonder when that's going to continue?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:00:48 No.12922491 [DELETED]

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>>12922468
It can have consequences if men are heavily valued.
>>12922469
Lucifer-chan dindu nuffin.
>>12922477
>what I assume to be some big time yakuza
Nah, that guys just a debt collector.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:01:02 No.12922493 >>12922361 And that is how anon adopted 15 daughterus in a single day. And they lived happily ever after.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:01:39 No.12922496 >>12922484 Drop the tsundere for a laid back rogue or caring one-sama and we're in business

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:02:00 No.12922498

>>12922166

>Morning comes and today is your day off! Time to mentally list what things you want to do
>Maybe you'll start doing some-
>And that's when the zombie also wakes up. She wraps her arms around you and puts her head against your chest moaning out a "Anooon...."
>...Those things can wait for a few more minutes, you think to yourself as you ruffle the zombies hair and the both of you smile contently

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:02:03 No.12922499 >>12922481 Cool your tits. What made you assume that househusbandry is equal to slavery?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:02:32 No.12922502 >>12922486 But I do love her! I just need something to help take the first step!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:02:40 No.12922504 >>12922496 onee

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:03:36 No.12922510 >>12922504 >"One-sama! You're so great! It's like you're number one or something!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:03:36 No.12922511 >>12922502 Your problem, not mine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:04:03 No.12922515 >>12922504 oni onee?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:04:08 No.12922516 >>12922499 You may be content to assume the role of a woman, but I'm not some pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:04:11 No.12922517 >>12922477 It's true. Why send out a perfectly good man to die in a ditch when you can send a strong monstergirl to fight for them ?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:05:33 No.12922523 >>12922516 Oh boy. You realize you're on an anonymous imageboard, don't you?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:05:54 No.12922525 [DELETED]

>>12922516
>My Little Anon Can't Be This Sexist
>Not wanting to greet your waifu with a nice meal.
>Not wanting to massage her sore paws while you feed her.
>Not wanting to give her kisses and lewd massages in the bath after dinner.

Anon pls.
Comforting a waifu tired after a long day is the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:07:09 No.12922528 >>12922466 I would be a terrible house husband. I don't think I would be able to say no to my daughteru's when they ask for sweets. The cleaning and cooking I can do but adorable things would break my will.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:08:55 No.12922533 >>12922523 So you would be a bitch if no one was around to judge you. Well, in public, or in private, I ain't no bitch. >>12922525 A husband can do all these things without being a kept man. Also, marriage doesn't work that way you little shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:10:22 No.12922537 >>12922533 You're adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:10:27 No.12922538 >>12922528 You're asking for plump little daughterus, you know this, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:10:28 No.12922539 >>12922419 Do share.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:10:32 No.12922540 >>12922533 Oh, then pray, do tell. How does marriage work?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:11:05 No.12922542 >>12922466 See what you did? >>12922482 >>12922468 >>12922482 >>12922528 You brought out the bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:12:04 No.12922544 >>12922538 I am aware, just means they are softer to hug and love belly rubs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:12:22 No.12922545 >>12922537 At least I'm a man. >>12922540 What do you want to know?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:12:48 No.12922546 >>12922542 He also brought out some guy who is endlessly sperging around about some other guys not fitting his personal vision of a perfect manly man

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:14:00 No.12922550 >>12922542 >People are posting along fine >Suddenly someone has severe autism about what he insists roles are in a relationship >Refuses to let other people enjoy theirs Once again the only people starting shit are the maledoms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:14:19 No.12922551 >>12922542 The only one being a bitch right now is you. >>12922545 >At least I'm a man. The manly-man act isn't going to work on an anonymous imageboard, shitbird.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:15:29 No.12922554 >>12922550 Insecurities, man. What can you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:15:34 No.12922555 >>12922545 I want to know how you think marriage works. Go on, tell me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:16:22 No.12922557 >>12922539 http://i.imgur.com/3SgabxW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Yd5bxTF.jpg http://i.imgur.com/BMo8ybP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wxO5PIj.jpg http://i.imgur.com/EV15IAa.jpg http://i.imgur.com/nl0Ml9V.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:16:35 No.12922558 >>12922466 >Most marriages with house husbands end in divorce. Not that much different to normal marriage, but you might wanna think about it more than not at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:17:06 No.12922559 >>12922550 Really? The I guess you won't mind if I post some tamed hellhound stories? Subshit pls. >>12922551 >>12922546 Here's your reply.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:18:15 No.12922565 >>12922559 >Implying they're trolling and not just mocking you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:18:29 No.12922566 >>12922558 Please don't compare 2D to 3D

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:18:38 No.12922567 >>12922558 Not in MGland. Don't worry, I know the concept of househusbandry upsets you.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:19:04 No.12922568 [DELETED]

>>12922559
Once again you seem to think that because you're such a militant asshole everyone else is.

You're free to like whatever you want. What pisses people off is when you go around acting like you're the hottest shit around and your opinion is the only correct truth.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:19:12 No.12922570 >>12922558 Most things about MGs also have very little to nothing in common with 3dpd and real-world relationships

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:19:26 No.12922571 >>12922557 Was this written who I fucking think it was.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:19:30 No.12922572

>>12922498

>You get up and prepare to start a new day
>You brush your teeth, wash your face and get ready to take a ba--
>"Hhmmgggrmrmmm..."
>Oh, right
>An hour later, both you and the zombie girl come out of the bathroom together
>Giving her a bath (no lewd involved) was kind of tricky, but at least she was sparkling clean now
>You gave her an old hand-me-down T-shirt and a pair of pants as to replace her old, ripped clothes
>The set barely fit her, as her bodytype was small enough for the T-shirt to slide off one of her shoulders, but thankfully big enough for her pants not to drop
>You give her a piggyback ride to the kitchen as to have breakfast, as she wraps her arms around your neck while leglocking your torso from behind

And thus began a new chapter in the life of Anon and the cuddlebug zombie girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:19:44 No.12922574 >>12922555 Well I was married once so ask.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:20:28 No.12922577 >>12922559 >I'm a manly-man because I keep saying I'm a manly-man! >On an anonymous imageboard no less! >>12922571 I believe it might have been more than one. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:21:37 No.12922580 >>12922432 >36,000 words of unused material for future scenes, backstory and alternate routes >All of this planning Holy shit, man. And here's me like >I want a Genos girl. Putitin! No forethought or planning at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:22:15 No.12922582 >>12922559 Dude. Chill.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:22:59 No.12922584 [DELETED]

>>12922565
Another reply.
>>12922568
>militant
I expressed my distaste for a scenario where men weren't allowed to be men, and that guy piped up to challenge that. I told my bit and people kept replying, if anyone is being an asshole, is you all who can't keep butting into other people's conversations.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:24:27 No.12922590 >>12922574 I'm asking for a general explanation of how you view a marriage as being. So go on. What's a proper marriage then?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:24:49 No.12922591 >>12922584 Oh. Yay. I got a reply. I feel so good about myself now.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:25:02 No.12922593 >>12922572 Adorable. Almost sad that she will go wight one day and do all these things alone. >Capcha: Lovir

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:25:24 No.12922594 >>12922582 Tell that to the guys who want to be women and act like that's anything other than worthy of being mocked.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:25:25 No.12922595 >>12922566 >>12922567 >>12922570 Well duh, I'm just sayin'.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:25:28 No.12922596 >>12922577 I recognized two as Fallopian Tubes, dunno who the others were.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:25:51 No.12922597

>>12922572
>And now it's time for you to go to work
>You try telling the zombie girl that she can't come with but it seems to just make her sad
>You get some things ready for her so she can stay warm which cheers her up a little but still doesn't seem to like the idea of you leaving
>After a rather typical day at work you open the door to your house and are immediately hugged by the zombie girl, being held tighter than the day you first met her
>It's almost as if a source of warmth isn't good enough if it's not from you

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:25:58 No.12922598 [DELETED]

>>12922584
>Men weren't allowed to be men.
>Men must be manly bread-winners
>Men are not allowed to be content with keeping a good home.

My god, it's like the opposite of a SJW Feminist. Some kind of SJW Andronist? I'm sure there's an actual word I'm just too dumbfounded to go look it up right now.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:26:56 No.12922600 [DELETED]

>>12922584
So anon, what strong independent womyn has robbed and physically hunmiliated you in some backstreet today to get you in such a foul mood?
>>12922591
congrats
>>12922593
Just because she goes wight doesn't mean she has to stop enjoying cuddles and being pampered

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:26:57 No.12922601 >>12922594 Pretend this is a movie theater. Laugh silently. Can you do that for me?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:26:59 No.12922602 >>12922593 >And do all these things alone. >Implying she would not continue to have him do so out of "Habit". >Implying the "Habit" isn't just her loving having him tend to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:27:09 No.12922603 >>12922572 >fast forward a few years >Anon is ripper and carrying around a wight

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:28:27 No.12922605 >>12922598 For now, let's call him Uncle Andross.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:29:48 No.12922609 >>12922594 Maybe you could try hating what they like? Or at least not being an obnoxious fucknugget about it every single time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:29:49 No.12922610 >>12922594 You're saltier than the Salar de Uyuni. >>12922601 Damn straight I will.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:34:53 No.12922621 >>12922598 >opposite of a SJW Feminist. Seems like a good thing to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:36:54 No.12922624 File: 736 KB, 1052x1782, snax_and_vicky_074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never be barked at by an angry dog girl in public

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:36:55 No.12922625 >>12922621 Even if they're just as militant self-centered and contempt- and hateful of even slightly other opinions?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:38:28 No.12922628 >>12922624 This has made me sad. No Wan Wan ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:38:31 No.12922629 >>12922625 Anon no! An SJW is an SJW, no matter which Gender they promote! Don't get sucked into the idiocy of an SJW!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:40:02 No.12922633 >>12922629 But that's pretty much exactly what I said

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:41:14 No.12922635

>>12922590
I don't really know what to tell you. I got married to my wife, four years younger than me. I paid for her studies, we kept each other company and supported one another. Took care of each other, while remaining us. I didn't become a distant husband who only wanted her to clean my house and warm my bed, and she didn't become an airhead with nothing but babies in her head. We kept pursuing our own interests while helping each other get there in some cases. Marriage is a partnership.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:41:18 No.12922636 File: 428 KB, 800x1330, 1420891491438.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922624

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:41:26 No.12922637 >>12922625 No need to strawman him, I get your point.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:42:15 No.12922641 >>12922601 >>12922609 >>12922610 Reply

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:43:52 No.12922643 >>12922411 Let's hope that works for you: http://i.imgur.com/bMoVi8W.jpg Either way, Imma go eat stuff...for living reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:44:39 No.12922648 >>12922636 >dat tail going turbo in the background m-moe

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:44:59 No.12922650 >>12922635 Okay so if you know that then why-... I'm not even going to bother. Sorry things didn't work out, I guess? Seeing as how you keep using past tense.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:45:04 No.12922651

>>12922624
>Walking down a street.
>Suddenly some Dog Girl starts barking at me really loudly. Everyone else just turns and stares.
>Her father assures you that she's harmless and not to worry about it.
>Wan wan intensifies
>Dog Girl breaks loose of the leash and runs at you.
>You try to run but she tackles you and bites you on the neck while she starts tearing off your clothes.
>"BAD GIRL. BAD!"
>Her father runs over and starts squirting her with a spray bottle filled with water.
>Dog girl lets out a whimper and backs off.

Fucking Dog Girl owners, I swear to god.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:45:30 No.12922652 >>12922641 Whatever you say man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:46:24 No.12922654 >>12922643 Very nice, I especially like the coloration of the tail. Keep the others in your backlog?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:46:30 No.12922655 >>12922636 >"Anon, I have a request." >"I... I wish to go out for a walk. Now." >"Yes, we do need the leash. Don't question me." >"It's just... fashion. Now let's go."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:46:44 No.12922656 >>12922643 Niiiice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:46:59 No.12922658 >>12922651 Taht's your own fault for smelling of semen and bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:47:14 No.12922659 >>12922636 >"Take me for walkies." >"NOW."

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:47:50 No.12922664 >>12922654 Eh, I tried some of them, and they looked worse than my naked granny. Basicly, I put "some" effort into that one, and that's why it's the only serviceable one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:48:37 No.12922666 >>12922636 Dog girls make the best Tsunderes, because their tails are always honest.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:49:04 No.12922667 >>12922659 >Schwarzenegger voice I think I just made it worse for myself Or way better.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:50:40 No.12922672 >>12922650 >Sorry things didn't work out I wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:51:51 No.12922674 >>12922664 Oh, sorry about my shit taste then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:52:52 No.12922678 >>12922666 >dogs are affectionate and honest as fuck >make her tsun Nigga I will fight you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:53:12 No.12922680 >>12922674 Nah man, I just couldn't get it to look good. Your tastes are fine, I'm just too much of a scrub.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:53:37 No.12922683 >>12922635 >I paid for her studies >marriage in past tense What an unsurprising turn of events.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:54:48 No.12922688 >>12922672 >Implying anon is in an unhappy relationship?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:55:11 No.12922690 >>12922678 It all depends on what breed you have. Remember, there is always a dere behind every yan, tsun and kuu

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:55:57 No.12922693

>>12922678
>Not liking gap moe
I'll fight YOU. How could you not want a dog girl rubbing her head against your hand, telling you it's not like she particularly wants head pats or anything. Telling any one who'll listen that it's not like you're her master or anything, as she lies down against your legs, keeping them warm.

I just really want a husky dog-girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:58:39 No.12922705 >>12922688 >>12922683 She was killed by a drunk driver you stupid asshole. March 11, 2011. I miss you Jenny.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 19:59:52 No.12922711 How can you be appealing to a monsterwoman if you act like a little bitch?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:00:35 No.12922714 >>12922705 Hi Psycho. Was suspicious it might've been you, but wasn't sure. Condolences. Drunks deserve the scorn and hate of all mankind.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:00:46 No.12922716 >>12922705 I give you my condolences, but I don't believe this was the kind of place to disclose that.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:00:47 No.12922717

>>12922651

>Angry Dog Girl pops out of nowhere and runs at you
>Stand still, waiting for her to reach you
>She jumps at you, but her tackle isn't strong enough to push, let alone make you budge
>Stare down at her as she bites your arm and hangs from it, shaking herself violently as to try to hurt you
>Lift your arm up to eye level so she's hanging right in front of you
>[ANGRY STARE INTENSIFIES]
>She eventually notices that her bites are not doing anything
>She realizes that you're not fucking around and starts to get scared
>Her father shows up and pricks her off your arm, apologizing all the while
>You tell him not to worry about it, as you look down at the dog girl, who's whimpering in fear, shrinking into her father's arms
>He asks if you're hurt somewhere, as his daughteru's teeth are pretty sharp
>You tell him that you're alright, as one of your arms is actually a cybernetic prosthesis
>You hold no grudge against the child, but you never asked for this
>With this, your sunglass lens implants cover your eyes and you walk past the man and his daughter, moving on with your life

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:01:39 No.12922720 >>12922693 Because honest girls are better. Tsun is the closest anime gets to 3D women.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:01:49 No.12922721

>>12922666

>Dog girl presents herself to you
>Her tail is going turbo wag mode
>You can practically feel the heat of her estrus coming from her ladyparts
>"J-just do it! I'm not doing this because it's you!"
>"Are you sure? Your tail's wagging."
>"It's just an involuntary reaction, idiot!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:02:56 No.12922726 >>12922711 I don't act like one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:04:02 No.12922731 >>12922711 There are some that like it. I personally don't act like one, so I don't worry abiut that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:04:13 No.12922732 >>12922714 I'll drink a beer to that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:05:03 No.12922736 >>12922717 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:05:48 No.12922739 >>12922720 Depends on how well executed, really. You're not thinking tsun, you're thinking violent bipolar.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:06:27 No.12922742 >>12922705 >spoiler >expecting anyone to care about it on 4chan. Go cry somewhere else. This isn't the place for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:06:54 No.12922745 >>12922717 I'd hate to run into a pack of stray Dog Girls. I mean 'hate' in a fear boner sense. Being roughed up and raped by Dog Girls gives me an erection.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:08:25 No.12922751 >>12922745 I'd be pretty fucking pissed if they ruined my beloved trenchcoat

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:09:07 No.12922755 >>12922658 Laughing hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:11:34 No.12922761 >>12922742 Given the reply chain, I doubt he gives a shit if anyone to cares. It's not the place for all the /r9k/ faggotry you autists shitpost up that leads to having discussions about marriage in the first place but reply chain context is hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:13:08 No.12922767 >>12922717 adaaaammmmm

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:15:29 No.12922771 >>12922705 4chan isn't your personal shoulder to cry on. Shit happens.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:23:31 No.12922788 File: 403 KB, 2000x1000, dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922375 Not quite as expected, still, was fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:25:46 No.12922794 >>12922788 >This Is this all? If there's more, I'll be very happy. If this is all there is... I will just ogle those gorgeous lips because DAYUM DAT'S HAWT.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:26:21 No.12922797 >>12922788 You. I like you. A lot.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:27:18 No.12922802 File: 2.36 MB, 420x428, 1416515332131.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922788 So tender.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:27:33 No.12922803 >>12922794 It's exactly what he promised. Don't be greedy anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:27:41 No.12922805 >>12922788 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0j0lO7uQBo

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:30:55 No.12922812 >>12922788 >Dem lips Juicy fruit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:32:14 No.12922816 >>12922803 I wasn't sure what was promised, not even the anon who "Won" way back. I just know that's gorgeous and you're based. Assuming you drew it. Whoever drew it is based. Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:32:41 No.12922817 >>12922805 Is this really the original? It looks too cheesy and upbeat, even the music made it look like seeing Guile get rekt was something good and heroic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:33:15 No.12922818 >>12922812 I want to kiss them all day long. And not just with my lips.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:34:06 No.12922819 >>12922816 Yeah, I just told him "Dragon", and that's exactly what I got. I'm not complaining.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:35:49 No.12922820 >>12922817 It's DiC studies, Anon. Of course it was terrible. If you want truly horrifying, watch The American version of the Vampire Saviour/Darkstalkers cartoon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:36:54 No.12922822 >>12922820 At least Scott Mcneil was in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:36:59 No.12922823 >>12922819 Me neither anon. Me neither. Have I thanked you yet for "Winning" with Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:38:40 No.12922825 >>12922823 No need, thank him for making that awesome pic. I'm just a stupid guy on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:41:14 No.12922829 Fair amount of Lamia threads or threads becoming about Lamias on /tg/ recently. snakewomen confirmed for best monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:41:20 No.12922830 >>12922788 BASED Awesome! Amazing! >Gets the thesaurus out>

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:42:29 No.12922831 >>12922829 B-but Anon, legs tho...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:44:34 No.12922836 >>12922831 but cuddles

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:44:53 No.12922837 >>12922829 Best on /tg/. Here it's a savage war between Dragons and Kitsune. >Hopefully a drawfag won't draw a bunch of people stomping and yelling at eachother like wiggers while shouting scales or fluff

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:46:48 No.12922841 >>12922836 Leg people can cuddle too. Also footjobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:47:23 No.12922842 File: 1.50 MB, 500x268, 1416628517466.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Succuviruses

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:47:26 No.12922843 >>12922167 I know how that feels.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:47:57 No.12922844 >>12922837 >shouting scales or fluff >Not liking both Are you for real?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:49:27 No.12922850 >>12922841 agreed I just really like the idea of full body cuddles for warmth you do have good points though

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:49:53 No.12922851 >>12922842 Succuvirus a shit. Thank god I got my Archangel anti-virus software.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:50:07 No.12922853 File: 272 KB, 548x709, Fluffy dragon tail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922844 >both That's like a Jinouga/Zinogre there mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:50:56 No.12922856 >>12922853 Well, not usually at the same time. But then again, why not?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:51:05 No.12922857

>>12922717
>Walking home from school
>You just wanna go home and see if Bromont updated that archive
>He hasn't
>Suddenly you hear barking coming from the woods
>Turn your head just in time to see a naked dog girl running at you full speed
>Prepare for the inevitable before you get hit with a full-on tackle
>Unfortunately for her, she underestimates the amount of hours you have spent playing MW2
>Snap the bitch's fucking neck
>Can't help but wonder if BS:A is ever going to get finished as you dust off your clothes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:51:57 No.12922860 File: 382 KB, 642x1083, The great debate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:53:40 No.12922863 >>12922860 I dunno, on the list of debates, it's like number 5.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:54:07 No.12922864 >>12922788 Is that you Loen? Could you get any more BASED?!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:54:29 No.12922865 >>12922856 Why not indeed? Imagine a young jinouga girl, who's fluffier than any weresheep, wears a sweater, and needs baths and brushies to get rid of the fulgur bugs in her fur.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:55:50 No.12922867 >>12922865 I'll brush her alright... Doesnt really work as a penis joke.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:55:54 No.12922868 >>12922864 >He does the whole MGK cast in one picture >Pharaoh's in a corner pouting >Ophy's stuck in a trash bin >Wurm is wearing a bucket on her head >The rest nobody gives two fucks about

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:57:04 No.12922872 File: 568 KB, 823x1200, 47462950_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922842 It was always too late.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:57:27 No.12922873 >>12922868 As the guy who constantly goes for Anubis, I beg to differ. The antics of 6th Grade Jabberwock and Lilim, and the 2nd Grade Delinquents, are also quite amusing and cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:57:53 No.12922874 >>12922864 What happens when you become too based?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:58:43 No.12922876 >>12922874 sometimes it just inverts

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:58:52 No.12922878 >>12922872 Nigga just turn off your phone, shut down the computer for a while. It's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:59:08 No.12922879 >>12922874 You ascend to Divine Based-Dom, and become some kind of Pillar upon which all Bases are Built? Or, you just become a Based Pillarman.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 20:59:20 No.12922880 >>12922860 This should be Horse Pussy Nothing starts a flame war like the HussPuss

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:00:19 No.12922882 >>12922873 >no Lich or Wyvern >>12922874 He would transcend into godhood. >Does an overly long attack animation that blows up multiple planets but in the end results in a picture of a Wurm wearing knight armor and have a V smile

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:00:22 No.12922883 >>12922874 You die in a Sauna

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:00:23 No.12922884 >>12922876 Oh dear... >>12922879 >Based Pillarman KAAAARRRS...I mean LOOOEEEEN!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:01:12 No.12922885 File: 141 KB, 850x601, Big Horse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922880 >Hating horse pussy It's like you're some kind of faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:01:19 No.12922886 >>12922365 >the image you are requesting no longer exists that what I get for coming in late T_T

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:01:27 No.12922887 >>12922788 >Mysterious drawfag ask for a request >Didn't think much of it, just let it slide >It was Loen >it was Loen all along Blasted slagging son of a god damn mother fucking shit cock fuck god damn it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:01:35 No.12922888 >>12922879 Disregard Pillarmen, acquire Pillarwomen.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:02:25 No.12922890 >>12922886 http://i.imgur.com/EUqSbxE.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ycRGlLn.jpg Got you covered bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:02:29 No.12922891 >>12922879 If there was a pillar of based, who will be on it from top to bottom?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:02:45 No.12922893 >>12922885 Yeah, you may want to not post that sense the others related to them that were done by the same guy involve futa horse

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:03:07 No.12922896 >>12922884 don't worry I was just giving wildly improbable possibilities that don't really apply to this specific situation

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:03:18 No.12922897 >>12922882 Liches are always great. Crybaby Wyvern is...I'd be lying if I said not adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:04:28 No.12922899 >>12922896 Wait, so Loen and me are not gonna have a sick battle inside a volcano?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:04:58 No.12922900 >>12922885 Nigga I love me a Centaur woman But I still realize Horse Pussy starts arguments harder than talking about Bob going off the deep end

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:05:02 No.12922901 >>12922891 Based on what? Writefags and drawfags? Most based drawfag is Monorus Most based writefag is Captain He's gone mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:05:57 No.12922903 >>12922899 I was talking about the inverting BASED thing DUDE if you learn the Ripple I will track you down to have you train me so don't give up hope of that happening!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:06:03 No.12922904 >>12922899 >My art will be released into the atmosphere... >Ensuring compete global masturbation... >YFW Loen is actually Wesker

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:06:05 No.12922905 >>12922901 >Monorus Why? I mean, don't get me wrong, his stuff is adorable. Love it. Always cute. Gonna frame my commission and put it on my bedside. But still, why do you say?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:07:01 No.12922908 >>12922901 Monorus is also gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:08:00 No.12922909 >>12922901 But he's always there. Look up to the heavens and you will see his smiling face watching over you, along with Rei from HnK and Girtablilu from MGK.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:08:02 No.12922910 >>12922903 I'd be a terrible teacher. I also charge money. >>12922904 >Loen was all the villains all along.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:08:35 No.12922911 >>12922904 >Masturbation >Not none stop high impact sexual heart-attacks

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:09:52 No.12922914 >>12922910 idk I like to think that Zeppali taught Jonathan like in the abridged series by Antfish so I think you would do fine and for Ripple powers I would pay

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:10:23 No.12922915 >>12922904 Great so one of us will have to roid up super hard if we have to stop Wesker Leon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:11:04 No.12922917 Out of all the Name/Tripfags that we grown to love and hate, who is your top 5?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:11:24 No.12922918

>>12922897
>Crybaby Wyvern is drinking juice
>It falls out of her claw's grasp
>She cries
>She sees the thing from FF14 with lizard folk and Dragoons
>She asks her dad to buy it for her
>He says he doesn't have enough money after her mom cawed up the counter for the 80th time this week
>She cries
>Dad buys her a pizza to cheer her up
>She tries to pick up a slice
>It falls out of her grasp and land face-down on the ground
>She cries
>Father has to feed her the slices by hand
>Mother sees this
>She jellies

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:11:43 No.12922919 >>12922915 Well, .Less is getting better And Mari has been popping up lately

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:12:32 No.12922922 >>12922915 Roid up enough to fucking punch a BOULDER over into lava. >>12922919 So they're our Chris and Sheva?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:12:41 No.12922923

>>12922900

That's because this thread is full of degenerate chucklefucks who tend to get in a tiff over people liking what they don't like.

>LE GASP HE LIKES CENTAUR WOMEN OVER MUH SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE GRAPESNAKE
>WHAT A PLEB

Is it just too much to ask that i'd rather live a simple farmer's life with a draft horse Centaur who'll at least help me till the land do something meaningful with my life over being turned into an Apophis' living dildo?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:13:43 No.12922925 >>12922914 I'm pretty sure my training would consist of telling you to get good and calling you a faggot every 5 minutes... "Positive reinforcement", I think its called.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:14:25 No.12922927 >>12922923 Let's not forget the Kamen Rider indecent and a few others.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:15:13 No.12922929 >>12922923 I don't really agree with your choice of waifu, but I hear you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:16:07 No.12922930 >>12922927 God that was something. Was that literally one guy trying to say there were more?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:16:21 No.12922931 >>12922927 You mean Incident?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:17:01 No.12922932 >>12922908 This shit's a lie and you know it. Monorus JUST posted new art here a couple days ago Christ, does anyone else get sick of that?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:17:37 No.12922936 File: 97 KB, 640x640, Pillar Women.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922888 But Kars' faggot, albeit well-sculpted ass killed them all because MUH PERFECT BEING.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:18:07 No.12922937 >>12922918 >Has to feed waifu and daughteru >No available hands to feed himself. >But at least they're both smiling for once. >Can sustain himself on those smiling faces.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:19:26 No.12922940 >>12922936 Fucking Kars. Now we'll never get our Pillarwomen femdom doujins

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:19:26 No.12922941

>>12922930
He acted as though his tastes were right, and that anyone who even so much as mentioned it should leave.
He said on multiple occasions he wasn't alone, but he was literally the only one speaking up.
His nicknames is Onebitch-kun

>>12922931
Spellcheck fucked up.
Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:19:35 No.12922942 >>12922932 Get sick of what? Cough syrup? Soup? Hot cocoa? Because I swear to got Anon, if you start talking shit about hot cocoa

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:20:44 No.12922944 >>12922942 Hot cocoa a shit! Oh my god it's worse than coffee!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:21:11 No.12922945 >>12922940 We still have that one sloppily drawn /ss/ doujin with Lisa-Lisa. Otherwise it's just homoshit with Caesar and Joseph.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:21:34 No.12922947 >>12922923 I'd rather cuddle with a Nightmare, but tilling the field with your waifu sounds like an enjoyable and admirable time, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:22:10 No.12922948 >>12922937 >They both begin hugging him >Their claws cut him up >He tries not to cry from the pain >He cries a little and says something flew into his eyes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:22:32 No.12922950 >>12922941 That guy made me start Kamen Rider just to piss him off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:22:52 No.12922952 >>12922944 >Hot cocoa >Worse than coffee Do you want to die?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:23:00 No.12922953 >>12922936 >>12922888 http://i.imgur.com/mAbM2Rd.jpg I knew some day i'd find use for this shit I typeset out of boredom months ago. Thanks guys.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:23:56 No.12922955 >>12922950 Which one, out of curiosity?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:25:33 No.12922960 >>12922955 I started Gaim mainly because it's the most recent one that's completed. After than I guess I'll move onto Fourze and OOO, and maybe Kuuga because that OP is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:25:39 No.12922962 >>12922950 Don't do it out of spite, you're better than he is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:26:48 No.12922963 >>12922952 Don't try to deny the truth. Coffee is shit and so is cocoa.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:26:48 No.12922964 >>12922953 Hold on, were you around when Battle Tendency was airing? I never figure that some of the BT anime thread-goers were also into monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:27:33 No.12922966 >>12922960 Gaim, OOO and Kuuga are all great, good choices. Fourze is alright.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:27:38 No.12922967 >>12922890 thanks anon, I appreciate it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:27:43 No.12922968 >>12922960 >Gaim Oh my god, that one is so dumb I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:27:54 No.12922969 >>12922963 Coffee I'll agree with, but saying that cocoa is worse than coffee is just absolute lies and you know it Hot cocoa is LEAGUES better than coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:28:00 No.12922970 >>12922964 http://i.imgur.com/TMKuFIx.jpg I dunno, do you remember something like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:28:03 No.12922971 >>12922964 You better have read it first. God JoJolion is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:28:12 No.12922972 >>12922960 No Watch Kuuga now And understand the 'Protecting The Smile' you've been using up until now is a pale imitation to Godai Yusuke

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:28:59 No.12922974 >>12922967 Yeah, sorry about that, posted the second one in the wrong album, so I moved it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:29:14 No.12922976 >>12922972 I'm watching Kuuga at the same time as Gaim. I now understand why you people say he would be swarmed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:30:15 No.12922978 >>12922969 It tastes like hot water with a bit of chocolate dust thrown in it. It's a shit, SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:31:09 No.12922979 >>12922978 >It tastes like hot water with a bit of chocolate dust thrown it it Ah, you haven't had the good stuff. You got the poor man's hot cocoa

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:31:16 No.12922980 >>12922969 >>12922978 You are both wrong. Coffee a best.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:31:50 No.12922982 >>12922978 >mixing chocolate dust with water What Unless you're talking about milk, because then I'd have to agree that it has a bland taste without coffee or cocoa

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:32:01 No.12922983

>>12922964
Dude, Joseph is best JoJo hands down

Nigga woulda been knee deep on monster pussy of Suzie Q didn't claim him

>>12922969
Honestly it really depends on of you just want to be warm, or be warm and have a caffeine boost

That said, mocha coffee is best

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:32:10 No.12922985 >>12922980 But Anon, it is you who is wrong Coffee is god awful

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:32:48 No.12922988 File: 901 KB, 1812x2171, Succubutt DEA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12922970 That's actually the first time I saw that. >>12922971 I have read it you rube. Steel Ball Run was a really comfy read, especially during winter.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:33:06 No.12922989 >>12922985 No, it's super good. I also need it to live.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:33:07 No.12922990 >>12922978 >Not drinking Mexican Hot Chocolate It's like you don't even know the glory of cinnamon and chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:33:07 No.12922991 >>12922971 My only gripe with it is the artstyle. Everyone has sameface syndrome. Where did it all go so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:33:38 No.12922993 >>12922983 >Joseph >not Josuke Do you even Crazy D?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:34:07 No.12922994 >>12922983 >Joseph is best JoJo hands down You are my niggah.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:34:26 No.12922995 >>12922988 >DEA >Not DIA

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:34:30 No.12922996 >>12922990 >Cinnamon and chocolate hot cocoa see this guy, this guy knows how to get comfy with style >>12922989 Oh, well in that case that's understandable

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:34:38 No.12922998 >>12922991 He continued it after Steel Ball Run.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:35:47 No.12923000 >>12922993 >>12922994 >Not Johnny, the JoJo with the most character development. >>12922995 Dea is the feminized form of Dio.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:37:04 No.12923006 >>12923000 feminine*

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:38:15 No.12923009 >>12923000 >Johnny "Did everything wrong" Joestar >Best JoJo. He's a good character but not the best JoJo.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:40:17 No.12923014 >>12922993 Josuke is second fave, though part 4 is pretty killer all around on its own Damn it, all this Jojo talk just makes me wish we had more than one or two JJBA/MG drawings done

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:42:09 No.12923018 >>12923014 Hey, at least we have: >>12919337 I don't regret requesting it all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:43:22 No.12923021 >>12922883 God fucking dammit anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:44:11 No.12923024 >>12923014 Kejourou with Josuke's hair when?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:45:07 No.12923028 >>12923018 I know, its why I said one or two, the only other one that comes to mind is that Oni delinquent who kinda looks like she's got Jotaro's outfit if you squint >spoiler Hathor bless you, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:45:49 No.12923029 >>12922925 the most I could expect from a /MGT/ brethren no alp

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:46:00 No.12923030

>>12922964
>>12922988

Ah. But to answer your question more directly, yes. I was on /a/ during the Battle Tendency era, just like at one point I was typesetting and posting the Dark Souls Theatre comics for people on /vg/ before I finally settled here.

Where there was a brief stint of trying to git gud at colorfaggotry, failing miserably, falling into alcoholism, trying to be a writefaggot that conformed to whatever standards the thread sees shit as, failing again, turning into a shitty reviled writefaggot who only pumps shit out once every blue moon and is also a high functioning alcoholic.

TL;DR: Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:47:26 No.12923033 >>12922925 >"Get good!" >"Anon this is really fucking hard alright?!" >"Well you wouldn't have problems with that if you FUCKING GOT GOOD!"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:48:31 No.12923035 >>12922883 Kek. >ODing in a sauna, choking on dicks >Based

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:49:04 No.12923039
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>>12923028
It's just your run-of-the-mill Banchou attire, the kind that Jotaro's design was influenced from.
>>12923030
You do sound familiar, and I may already have your pastebin account bookmarked, if you have one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:49:46 No.12923042 >>12923029 Yep, that's us. >>12923033 Pretty much this. I'm the hyperbolic time chamber of trainers.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:51:59 No.12923046 >>12923042 I still love talking to you guys again no alp

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:53:02 No.12923050 >>12923046 It's alright. You alp.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:54:50 No.12923054
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Okay everyone, think of a Monster Girl, your favorite or use http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random to get a random Monster Girl.

Got one? Okay.

That Monster Girl is a chef, what is her signature dish?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:55:59 No.12923056 >>12923054 Oomukade and Spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:57:01 No.12923057 >>12923054 >Salamander Pizza

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:57:29 No.12923058 >>12923054 >Mantis Stir Fry with meat she hunted herself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:57:50 No.12923059 >>12923054 Mantis and Sushi

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:58:03 No.12923060

>>12923054
>Brain still locked on "Dragon" from DEM LIPS earlier.
Burgers. Home grilled, barbequed burgers. Her flames gives them the most unique flavor. Can't be beat.

Or maybe
>Anubis
She makes a perfectly grilled steak. Very orderly, precise, lean and delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:58:14 No.12923061 >>12923054 Anubis. Salad and lettuce, with some of the "special sauce". She learned the recipe from her parents. MYTHOLOGY JOKES ARE COOL, RIGHT GUYS?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:58:25 No.12923062 >>12923054 Dark Priest >Pizza with portobellos, cheddar cheese, tomato sauce, onions, and delicious pigs in the blanket within the seasoned crust.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:59:03 No.12923066 >>12923054 Golem and Red Chowder in a Garlic Bread Bowl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:59:25 No.12923067 >>12923061 It was pretty gay tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 21:59:59 No.12923068 >>12923062 Yeah but it's a Dark Priest so it's gonna taste like shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:00:18 No.12923070 >>12923050 who knows maybe deep down were all a little alp if we try... wait nevermind fuck that glad my gf is actually kinda like an alp minus the being a dude first part

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:00:58 No.12923072 >>12923054 >P'Orc PORK N' BEANS N' SLOPPY JOES. ALL DAY, ERRYDAY!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:01:00 No.12923073 >>12923054 >Anubis Sugar Cookies.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:01:16 No.12923074 >>12923068 Fuck you, you're waifus cooking a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:01:28 No.12923075 >>12923061 I dun get it...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:01:28 No.12923076 >>12923070 If you gf is part alp then she's probably your boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:01:46 No.12923078 >>12923054 >Holstaur Extra thick milk. For both of us from each other.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:02:00 No.12923079 >>12923075 Look up Set's Wikipedia article.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:02:18 No.12923081 >>12923074 >you're Dark Priest confirmed for buttblasted

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:04:11 No.12923089

>You had married a dark slime
>"Don't do it" people warned you
>"She's a slime" people warned you
>But she was just a normal, if intolerably lewd, woman who unfortunately couldn't take walks with you in the rain
>She'd get all runny, she hated being all runny
>She also hated Carol, your boss
>...And every other woman you worked with, lived near and met in your every day life
>Sometimes you got the feeling that she would follow you when you went out, which was why she was always a little more pouty on rainy weekdays than rainy weekends, but you never had any proof
>She started asking if she could come with you to work though, and while you had no problem with that, safety regulations forbade non-employees from being out on the floor
>She was dejected for a bit but seemed to get over it
>She made a hell of a dinner that night though, your favorite and in huge portions, you ate like a king
>Feel tired all of a sudden though
>Real tired, you decide to go lie d-
>W-what hap- OW FUCK
>Your chest hurts, really badly
>You look around and realize that you're in your own bed, but you're wearing a hospital gown
>Your stirring must've alerted her to your awakening, because she burst in the door
>"Anon! Husband, how do you feel? Does it hurt? I'm sorry, I tried to make it as painless as possible..."
>A mix of confusion and anger swirl in your thoughts, and she notices
>"Sweetie please stay calm, and don't move around too much. I used magic to speed up the healing but it'll still be a couple more days before you're fully healed"
>What did she do to you?
>"I couldn't stand the thought of being forced to be apart from you so much anymore"
>What?
>"You'd leave in the morning and you wouldn't be back until dinner time, and who knows what evil thought those SLUTS had about you while I wasn't there to protect you from them!"
>"I took my core, and I put it in you"
>"Now we'll always be together, and I'll always be close to your heart"
>"I love you, husband, I love you so much"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:04:37 No.12923091 >>12923076 maybe maybe she is one of my best friends

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:04:49 No.12923093 >>12923054 >Ushi-Oni She would probably cook an entire cow in a pit barbeque she dug herself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:04:50 No.12923094 >>12923079 Still don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:05:39 No.12923098 >>12923081 >>12923094 Or you can just read this: >>277666137

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:06:32 No.12923099 >>12923094 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_%28mythology%29#Conflict_between_Horus_and_Set Third paragraph under that heading.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:06:36 No.12923100 >>12923054 >Arachne I'm not entirely sure, but I know it involves gummy worms.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:07:20 No.12923102 >>12923089 Ayiyiyi

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:07:30 No.12923104 >>12923091 As long as you're okay with that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:07:33 No.12923105 >>12923054 >Thunderbird Zesty key lime pie.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:08:01 No.12923106
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>>12923054
>Click Link
>Out of the bajillion of things it could link to it links to fucking Matango

This is fucking bullshit.

She can't cook anything because she has nothing to serve to others while I'm forced to give her the dick. Eventually give her the mushroom dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:08:55 No.12923109 >>12923104 yup yup pretty happy with this being my life right now and remember don't keep it to yourself if you figure out the ripple

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:08:56 No.12923110 >>12923098 Because I can't into archive links: https://archive.moe/v/thread/277654705/#277666137

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:09:17 No.12923111 >>12923099 Fucking ancient humans man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:09:31 No.12923112 >>12923106 Matangos aren't going to turn you into a zombified mushroom man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:10:38 No.12923117 File: 112 KB, 615x638, 1413673571478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I realize the Mods and Janitors aren't supposed to respond in threads... BUT I wonder what the mod/janitor thinks of the fact we made him/her a Kikimora?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:10:45 No.12923118 >>12923054 >Wererabbit >CAROTTES BRAISÉES AU BEURRE

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:10:55 No.12923119 >>12923110 >you will never feed a goddess food with your semen in it Thank god.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:11:01 No.12923120

>>12923098
>>12923099
Somehow, I thought the joke might be more clever than this.
I don't know why. Then again, didn't think the obvious joke would also be Mythologically Relevant.

So then does that mean >>12923061 was implying that...the Anubis cooking for him went and fucked her dad, then put his jizz on his salad?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:12:09 No.12923121 >>12923117 I'd hope they think those people are autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:12:29 No.12923122 >>12923117 His/her thoughts are deleting posts mentioning it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:12:30 No.12923123 File: 8 KB, 227x249, 1420344935305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923117 I don't like, so he definitely wouldn't either.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:13:09 No.12923125 File: 322 KB, 1000x1000, 1416677043707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923112 >That's literally exactly what they do You sound suspicious... What are your thoughts on mushrooms? Also what are your thoughts on pizza with mushrooms?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:14:39 No.12923129 >>12923125 >Not liking mushrooms on your pizza. No, I'm not RP'ing as a Matango.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:15:13 No.12923131 >>12923125 Not him but pizza with mushrooms suck, not as bad as pineapple pizza though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:16:18 No.12923134 File: 188 KB, 592x348, Kuga.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923129 >Liking mushrooms on pizza You deserve death by rape squad.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:17:04 No.12923135
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>>12923039

Eh, you might. I do have a pastebin account but it's collecting dust at the moment due to writer's block and a lack of alcohol to imbibe.

That and God only knows the world doesn't need more Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:17:27 No.12923136 >>12923134 >filename We doing this again anon? I'll bust your fucking knee caps and give you a thumbs up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:18:09 No.12923137 >>12923135 Bollocks?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:19:33 No.12923143 >>12923134 As long as I can enjoy my ham, onion, bacon, and mushroom pizza during my "execution"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:19:39 No.12923144 >>12923137 Hi

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:20:39 No.12923147

>>12923089

Is till don't know how this core stuff works.

I mean, alright, she put it in her husband's heart, but the rest of her "body" is still outside. What is she gonna do? materialize from the water particles contained in his body's composition or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:21:32 No.12923150 >>12923144 I have utmost faith that you'll finish that Schwarzwulf thing one day. Holy shit man, you typesetted stuff before?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:22:01 No.12923151 >>12923134 >>12923143 Just leave him. His taste buds died long ago, its not worth the effort.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:22:48 No.12923155 >>12923117 He/she probably really fucking hate us for this.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:23:27 No.12923156

Wet. Face is wet. And warm, you think to yourself, all in that order. You wonder why, but after a few more damp, lapping motions against your cheek, you come to.
"Anon! Wake up, you lazy ass! I need you to make breakfast!"
"Morning to you too. I slept just fine, thanks for asking."
Her tongue slathers your face in hot, tingly saliva like a waterfall soaking a sponge. You get used to it after a while. "Come on, Anon! I want bacon!"
"Mph. Make it yourself. I'm asleep."
In answer, her paws flump down onto the bedsheets, weighing down on your waist. When yor eyelids grind open, you're greeted with puppy eyes and a pout that'd melt a golem's stone heart.
Her name is Phoebe, and she's a morning girl, for sure. Almost makes you wonder why she chose you.
Silver hair, actual gleaming silver, that might look elegant if it wasn't fluffed up like a bear's hibernation bedhead. Ears peppered black, with a sprinke of salt, just like her paws, her mane, and her silver-tipped tail. This tail-end of winter, maybe just a tiny bit too chubby to model her string bikini. And of course, eyes bluer than blue. Looking into them for too long is like falling into the sky.
And right now, they're pulling the heartwrench look on you like their owner's life depends on it.
You resist, but not much. "I'll make you bacon," you say, "if I get ten more minutes."
"Hm..."
"With you in bed with me."
She smiles, folding her arms on the pillow in front of you to rest her head on them. "Okay, but I get to be on top."
You shuffle closer under the covers until you can touch your nose to hers, and feel her shiver at the gesture. "No promises," you smile sleepily back at her. "You're like a water bottle that hugs back. I start cuddling you, I might not be able to control myself."
"Then I'll just have to cuddle you harder!"
With a leap and a flourish, she throws herself into the bed, not even waiting for you to move aside, and thoroughly crushing you under her speeding mass. With a giggle, she settles atop you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:23:38 No.12923159 >>12923151 I also enjoy pumpkin bread with nuts in them.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:24:03 No.12923160
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>>12923150

Depends on what your definition of typesetting is. But yes, there have been times of doing something like this before. Tend not to tell people because there's no point in being an attention whore over menial "labor" that virtually anybody can learn how to do.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:24:20 No.12923161

>>12919637
BUH GAWD!!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

THE HELLHOUND HAS THE USHI-ONI IN A CHOKEHOLD! SHE IS USING HER STRENGTH AND THE INTERNAL HELLFIRE TO LITERALLY MAKE HER SUFFOCATE FROM THE LACK OF OXYGEN AND PASS OUT!!

SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH, SHE IS GOING TO KILL HER!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:25:03 No.12923164 >>12923159 You fucking piece of shit, I've told you before nuts ruin it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:26:34 No.12923169 >>12923160 Well, you must get around. >>12923164 I also collect screencaps, and recognize people based on their mannerisms, typing style, and relevancy.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:26:36 No.12923170

>>12923147
Nah, think of it more like a way more invasive and intimate GoPro strapped to him.
She can sense her own core since it's part of her body, and since it's inside of her husband's chest she can feel his heartbeat, blood pressure, breathing patterns, temperature and so on to get a picture of what's happening around him at any given time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:27:15 No.12923171 File: 702 KB, 900x950, Kuuga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923136 Whatdyagonnadoaboutit

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:27:54 No.12923175 >>12923169 Oh god not you again.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:28:32 No.12923176

>>12923156
People were talking about huskies in the thread (I think), so I wrote this. It's 3:20am where I am, so I'll continue it tomorrow. Maybe. If you want. Probably.
It'll just be snuggly, under the covers huskygirl sex, so nothing special, but I like it, so hey..

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:28:42 No.12923177 >>12923169 Good god, you sir have my respect for being so insane. I bet you can't tell what writefag I am though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:28:56 No.12923179 >>12923171 I swear to god anon I'll smash your dick. She can't even give thumbs up for fucks sake!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:32:43 No.12923187 >>12923169 Bitch I bet you can't figure out which writefag I am. But seriously though identification skills are quite useful in a world that demands to be recognized for its many talents.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:33:32 No.12923190

>>12923175
>>12923177
>>12923187

I find it funny how everyone overreacts to "creepy-kun" whenever he shows up or is mentioned, going all "he's creepy" or "oh god I hope he doesn't find out who I am". The more I see these, the more I'm inclined to think that you're all just dying to have your identities guessed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:34:54 No.12923193 >>12923176 You've piqued at least one anon's curiosity, if that gives any incentive to continue

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:35:21 No.12923195
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>>12923169

Not nearly as much as you probably think. Don't have enough of the "git gud" stuff to do serious work like ELH, or enough demand for anything like a legitimate writefag/colorfag like Hound, or TF-Fag (God rest her soul)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:35:36 No.12923196 >>12923190 We're all tsundere, we want to be recognized but nobody will try if we don't act like we don't want them too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:35:52 No.12923197 >>12923187 >But seriously though identification skills are quite useful in a world that demands to be recognized for its many talents. I'm intrigued. >>12923190 I can't go off a sentence when trying to identify someone.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:36:17 No.12923198 >>12923190 No Anon, it's really creepy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:36:27 No.12923199 >>12923190 This is a site about posting anonymously. So when someone can point you out it's like that part is ripped away and you feel more scared than being naked in Manticore territory.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:37:32 No.12923203 File: 314 KB, 674x1405, Tentacool Ice Beam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923195

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:38:50 No.12923205 >>12923195 Well, you've contributed a good amount of OC, so I commend you for that. I still remember some of your early bits of writefaggotry, like that one with the Wyvern, or that one set in not-Rome with the Dark Elves...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:38:51 No.12923206 >>12923199 If you really cared about being anonymous you probably wouldn't write. Even then your epeen is measured on an alias. I've never seen someone use their actual name to post a story.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:40:52 No.12923211 >>12923206 I'm not a writefag anon. I just find it spooky.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:43:07 No.12923216 >>12923169 You'll never guess who I am! Never! Mwahaha!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:44:05 No.12923219

>>12923197

Well for starters scouts and gatekeepers are often in great demand, got to see who's worthy of having millions or getting into your college after all.

Which reminds me, oh wow Lilims would be awesome because they would instantly tell if someone is good enough for the fields they're looking after.

>Well Anon, you seem to be quite the creative engineer
>Able to solve all those annoying little problems
>And making sure everyone understands and get along
>But I just can't, unless you can do something for me
>Maybe with that one thing I can even make you Head Engineer

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:44:08 No.12923220 >>12923216 Not enough evidence to go on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:45:02 No.12923223 >>12923220 Behold then! Your so-called skills are lacking!

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:46:46 No.12923227

>>12923193
Okay. I feel as though I haven't really put enough effort into making it stand out, judging by reply amount, but I guess that's just what happens when you stay up as long as I do.
I'll try to make the followup a little more enticing. Glad that you're looking forward to more, though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:46:47 No.12923228 >>12923054 dragon and pumpkin cheesecake

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:47:24 No.12923230 >>12923205 Thanks for reminding me of those two directionless piles of malarky that weren't really going anywhere at the time of their inception, except down. At least there's a bottle of Kraken Rum within arm's reach.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:49:23 No.12923234 >>12923230 Don't be so down on yourself. Drink to good health.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:50:11 No.12923237 >>12923227 I didn't say anything but I liked it and would like to see more. I'm just really tired also and expected it to get more responses than it did.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:53:14 No.12923243 I went to /fa/ Never again... So any of you actually bought the monster girl manga? (I´m talking about Musume)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:53:30 No.12923245 >>12923230 The Dark Elf one actually made me interested in settings where MGs are dominant over humans. Which is also why I like Kitsoviets stuff so much, since I believe his Soviet Fluffy Tails has a lot of potential.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:55:00 No.12923251 >>12923176 I want more no way you're allowed to catch my attention then not continue

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:55:11 No.12923252 >>12923243 yes of course that is literally 99.99999% of why I found these threads

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:56:40 No.12923255 >>12923252 I´m asking because I´m in a third world country (we don´t get good stuff)

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:57:51 No.12923260 >>12923243 I have all 5 currently available English Volumes. Volume 6 has Rach on the cover. Can't wait.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:58:41 No.12923262

>>12923237
Ah, cool. I get kind of worried when I write and it's ignored. Maybe it's wanting attention, but I justify it by saying that if it's ignored, then it's kind of unwanted. Don't want to write cringey tripe which people are trying to steer away from.
But that's probably not true anyway. After all, it is late in the high-posting-traffic parts of the world.

I should probably stop spouting crap and get to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 22:59:13 No.12923264 >>12923219 Thanks, I'll take those job options into consideration.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:00:49 No.12923269 >>12923255 oh I'm sorry can you also not read them online I mean I buy the books but I also read the chapters when they get translated and then buy the volumes to support Crabman

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:06:09 No.12923280 >>12923269 >oh I'm sorry can you also not read them online Yeah the internet here is ok and don´t be sorry my country is a pretty shitty place but the weed is great so that is that...

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:06:10 No.12923281

>>12923245

You'd have been better to start with Kitsch's stuff, even though she's a well-known tikiphiliac tsundere. Don't even mean that in a self depreciating way, either, because a Soviet Union run by foxes is far more believable than something as slutty as an Elf taking down Romans.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:10:29 No.12923286

>>12923281
I actually did start with his(?) stuff, although the Dark Elf story cemented my opinion on those settings
>even though she's a well-known tikiphiliac tsundere.
I don't think he has any negative reputation here, aside from writing at the pace of a slug in a sea of molasses.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:17:51 No.12923303 >>12923286 >He Oh man, you didn't know Kitsch is actually an MG in the same way LDR is an eldritch abomination?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:21:27 No.12923311 I hope in the case of MGs being real, this place is untouched.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:21:40 No.12923312 >>12923280 well that's pretty good at least

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:21:47 No.12923313

>>12923303
Oh boy. Bollocks, are you the one who got .Less to draw a picture of Kits "monstergirlsona", much to his justifiable chagrin.

I'm not an IRC-goer, so I remain blissfully unaware of what goes down in the Legion of Doom.
Also, what the fuck happened to /ss/? The last thing he ever did here was shitpost monsterboys.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:23:22 No.12923315 >>12923311 I'd rather see MGs in muh 2D wonderland than seeing them in a none-too-pleasant 3D form.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:24:37 No.12923319 >>12923313 1. No 2. AFAIK /ss/ is kill because he called both the thread and the IRC 'bitter' about people like Bourbon, who, with a few moments of questionable logic aren't entirely bad. Now let's go back to discussing MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:25:05 No.12923321 >>12923315 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:25:45 No.12923322 >>12923312 Talking about weed we already have a mushroom MG.... Why we don´t have a weed one?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:27:02 No.12923327 >>12923322 Don't forget the acid fairy, Kesaran Pasaran

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:27:04 No.12923329 File: 43 KB, 409x386, 1408293050683.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923313 >.Less to draw a picture of Kits "monstergirlsona"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:28:09 No.12923332 File: 377 KB, 1064x1280, 1406908210527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923319 Obliged. What things would you do this little Werepussy?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:31:35 No.12923339 >>12923332 Hug and Cuddle!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:32:19 No.12923340 >>12922220 >figured that might be a decent comic >try reading it >rape rape rape rape god damnit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:34:54 No.12923343 >>12923329 http://i.imgur.com/qVHX6PJ.png >Not knowing of Kitsch, the Passionfruit flavored Kitsune >>12923332 Cuddle, drink Mexican Hot Chocolate with, possibly make babies with, when the time is right

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:36:37 No.12923349 >>12923343 That Hawaiian shirt is a reference to his Arachne proactive dating story, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:39:34 No.12923350 File: 53 KB, 853x471, Slimebutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923349 Could be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:40:12 No.12923352 >>12923313 >much to his justifiable chagrin. >Bullying writefags by drawing their iconic monstergirls in questionable situations. I wish this were a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:41:31 No.12923356 >>12923262 Trust me I know how you feel. It feels better to get a bad comment than no comments at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:44:45 No.12923360 >Inflate an inflatable doll next to Ryu daughteru >She hisses like a cat for some reason before slithering under the bed >Waifu still gives me shit over it

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:46:24 No.12923367

>>12923352

Well we already have...

Nyanon - Dormouse
Bob - Cheshire or Manticore
Kitsch - Already done; Kitsune
Peterdnzl - Jinko
RSAnon - Ushi-Oni
Captain - A Bald Eagle MG cloaked in the American Flag shedding a single tear to the Star Spangled Banner
LDR - Something something something Dhampir
Inarikitsune - An Alp

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:47:13 No.12923370 >>12923367 That's an insult to alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:47:52 No.12923372 >>12923370 Don't bully my favorite writefag pls

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:47:59 No.12923374 >>12923367 >Inarikitsune - An Alp Hmm

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:48:03 No.12923376 >>12923352 >>12923367 >TFW I don't have an iconic MG It'd probably be a Wurm or Ryu anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:49:39 No.12923380 >>12923376 >TFW I don't have an iconic MG either Good. I like not bringing attention to myself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:50:15 No.12923384 >>12923367 How does one even get an "Iconic MG"? Just write about them enough? Talk about 'em enough? Any other notable thread personalities y'think that have "Iconic" MGs, or is that all you can think of?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:51:06 No.12923386 >>12923380 Alp? No, wait, you're not belittling yourself while twisting your nipples. Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:51:16 No.12923387 File: 234 KB, 500x738, 1402678371755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923367 >Mentioning Inari at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:51:39 No.12923389 >>12923386 Exactly

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:52:13 No.12923390 >>12923367 I want to be on one of these lists one day.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:52:15 No.12923391 >>12923384 I think it's also sortof like, the way you behave. I imagine that Amazon shitposter to be an actual amazon, who is smaller, weaker and flatter than the rest. Hence all her hate for amazons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:52:53 No.12923392 >>12923384 >Check my stories for which MG is mentioned most >For my nameless story #1 about a chemistry teacher it's Wurms >For my nameless #2 it's Alraune >For my MGK it's fucking convoluted and needs to be sorted out

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:53:04 No.12923394 >>12923372 Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:53:12 No.12923395 >>12923372 Get better taste then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:55:36 No.12923401 >>12923387 But it's fine since he's mentioned as an insult. Since he's a fag.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:55:48 No.12923402

>>12923391
>Amazon shitposter starts shitposting about Amazons once again because she want to be hardcore but the busty Amazoness' won't let her
>One Anon says that to improve Amazons is to make them flat and short
>"W-Well, you know, Amazons aren't really t-that bad."

Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:57:23 No.12923405
File: 118 KB, 1182x675, 1402038466110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Can we discuss Monster Girl gangs again?

I sort of liked the whole seedy underbelly of Monster Girl City thing going on.

We have the Tunnel Snakes, but I forget the others.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:57:32 No.12923407 >>12923384 Moreso based on the way you act and whatever MG can be associated with you due to notoriety and/or frequency of it appearing your writing.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:58:47 No.12923408 >>12923405 I seem to recall talks of an Egyptian Crime Gang. Oh! Or what about a Ryu who runs her temple like a Yakuza?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:59:01 No.12923409 >>12923394 >>12923395 >>12923401 pls guys, I don't bully you, pls don't bully my favorite writefag. Bully Bob, he deserves it for all he's done.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:59:12 No.12923410 >>12923405 Street Sharks. Alleyway Alps. Bouncing Backalley Barometz. Gutter Ghouls.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 17, 2015 23:59:58 No.12923414 >>12923408 Yeah yeah, and the Ryu's rival gang is a bunch of MG's from the Mist Continent, like the Triads

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:00:33 No.12923416 >>12923409 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:00:54 No.12923417 >>12923410 >Alleyway Alps. This sounds like bullshit, but I'll bel- >Bouncing Backalley Barometz >Gutter Ghouls Dammit. You can't just alliterate everything and make it work! Can you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:01:03 No.12923418 >>12923410 >Alleyway Alps Sounds like a porno. If its not I'm making it one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:01:08 No.12923420 >>12923402 I really like the idea of shitposters that hate a specific monster are one of those monsters but drew the short straw genetically.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:01:49 No.12923423 >>12923409 shut up inari

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:02:01 No.12923424 >>12923408 Ryu Yakuza sounds terrifying. A lot of Kunoichi in sharp business suits with missing fingers. >>12923410 These names are fucking gold. The Alleyway Alps sound like the ladyboy gangs you get in Thailand.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:02:09 No.12923425 >>12923418 >Bunch of alps try to rape a guy >fights them off and makes them his bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:02:35 No.12923427 >>12923420 I'm now seeing Manticore shitposters as pettanko Manticores with Mr. Happies that can't even fit a man's girth in them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:02:38 No.12923428 >>12923417 >Can you? I don't know... Let me consult the... WORD WORKSHOP WURMS

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:03:19 No.12923432 >>12923428 >WORD WORKSHOP WURMS Oh my fucking god this man is a god

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:03:23 No.12923433 >>12923423 Is it bully time?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:03:41 No.12923436 >>12923420 So what monstergirl would that make the shitposter who hates collars?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:03:52 No.12923437 >>12923424 Oh good lord. >>12923425 That's the idea. MGC will pay me money and give me a mansion for my new alp harem for removing one of the cities gangs. Its like winning at life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:04:21 No.12923439 >>12923424 >Ryu-Yakuza members using HEAT moves on opposing gang members. Yakuza 0 style.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:05:15 No.12923445 >>12923428 Are those the ones that are the mortal enemies of the Illiterate Inari? Or was it the Beat Box Bicorns?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:05:23 No.12923448 >>12923433 No, don't give that autistic faggot any form of publicity.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:05:30 No.12923449

>>12923427
>one anon says that small tailpussies are cute.
>flat Manticore blushes a storm.
>slowly tries to build a relationship with him
>meets him one day to find out "he" is a holst that help girl like her
>helps get her a boyfriend too

I'd read it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:06:53 No.12923453 >>12923448 I think I´m nissing something here.... Who am I supposed to hate?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:07:04 No.12923454 >>12923439 Oi. Keep yer trap shut. Ya dont wanna anger the girls from the Raging Ryu gang. Not since their streetwar with the Lurking Demon Living Dolls. >>12923445 Unaffiliated associates.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:07:51 No.12923457 >>12923453 Everyone. You're supposed to hate everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:08:21 No.12923459 Speaking of MGK, which girl is your favorite and which one should be removed due to spacial issues?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:08:49 No.12923462 >>12923459 Lich a best. Remove Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:08:53 No.12923463 >>12923453 Not Alps, Alps are wonderful Monster Girls who deserve nothing but love, affection, and a kind human boy to love them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:08:56 No.12923464 >>12923436 Bonnet tipper Lizard.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:09:14 No.12923466

>>12923405
>British Gang made up of Cheshire Cats with thick cockney accents.
>"Cough up ya shillins' or oi'll give ya a wallops."
"I don't understand what you're saying lady!"
>"Roight, this one 'ere's gettin' the vag. Leave 'im for the Coppers ta foind."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:09:42 No.12923467 >>12923459 >Which one should be removed due to special issues Well let me get my list here. I think that none of them you son of a bitch should be removed

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:09:54 No.12923469 >>12923462 Ophy go and stay go and stop watching wrestling movies at 5 AM.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:09:58 No.12923470 >>12923463 Alp pls. You are right though

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:10:02 No.12923471 >>12923457 Oh... that isn´t really a challenge anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:10:17 No.12923473 >>12923463 I'm going to rape you and impregnate you then marry you and cuddle you until you can't walk.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:11:30 No.12923477

>>12923459
Anubis a bestest.
As for remove...uh...fuck, I dunno. One of the girls who gets mentioned so little I can't recall? So not any of the ones being talked about earlier?

>>12923462
You can't remove Pharaoh! She's Anubis' friend! And Ophy's rival! Would you deprive us of cute Kindergarten Rivalries?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:12:52 No.12923480 >>12923477 Anon, don't you see? he's in cahoots with Orphy in her plan to remove Pharaoh once and for all This Anon, and the Anon who asked the question, are both in cahoots!

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:13:03 No.12923483

>>12923473

>Go shopping for Alp's first lingerie
>She calls you a fag when you pick out the most risque thongs for her to try on
>Sneak into the changing room with her
>Dick the Alp
>You start to up the ante over time with dressing room sex
>Going so far as to try on a wedding dress
>She squirts hard and long enough to sully it
>YFW the Arachne shop owner and husband chew you out later

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:13:33 No.12923485 >>12923459 Jabberwocky is the best! And Lilim is a good foil for her, if only for the greentexts about her and Jabberwocky and her flat breasts, And I agree with my fellow Anons. I'm not an Apophis but I think it is safe to remove Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:14:28 No.12923488 >>12923483 I'm buying it and making her wearing during the wedding.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:15:13 No.12923490

>>12923483
>You sick little fucks!
>I mean sure, dressing room sex, that's hot.
>Really, I give weird looks to the customers who DON'T do it while trying on the lingerie.
>But a WEDDING DRESS?!
>This is why our store policy is "You squirt on it, you buy it".
>That dress is $20,000 by the way.
>Cash, cheque or credit?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:16:39 No.12923494 >>12923490 >Do you accept bitcoin?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:16:42 No.12923495 >>12923485 >I'm not an Apophis but remove Pharaoh You're really not every convincing there Apophis. >>12923490 Its kinky and romantic as fuck what can I say. Credit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:17:09 No.12923496 >>12923467 >special I typed spacial sir, as there isn't much room left. Because of that, Holst will have something done to her next time. >>12923477 So Albino lamia and Werepup?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:17:47 No.12923497 >>12923494 Why the fuck did I just laugh so hard.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:17:54 No.12923498

>>12923483
>"You got cum all over the clothes!"
>Sorry Mr and Mrs
>"People can smell this, you know? From a mile away!"
>Sorry Mr and Mrs
>"I meal look at this! You don't need a UV light to see this! You'd have to be blind to not see this!"
>Sorry Mr and Mrs
>"And holy shit, could you even keep it down? The people in the food court could hear you! THAT'S FAR AWAY!"
>Sorry Mr and Mrs
>"You're paying extra for this. I don't even care if you don't want it, you're paying for it. Double the price."
>Do you accept cash or credit?
>"Uh, hmm. Honey, did they fix the credit machine?"
>"Uhm... No. I think they're coming tomorrow."
>"Ah. Yeah, cash only I'm afraid"
>I only have credit.
>"THEN WHY DID YOU ASK!?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:19:41 No.12923504 >>12923496 >Albino Lamia Nah, she gets some feels here and there at least. >Werepup Who? Guess that's the answer?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:20:29 No.12923506 >>12923498 >"Well hey think about it this way, when people smell cum and hear loud sex they're gonna come and check it out. We're giving you business here, I think we should be let back into the changing room."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:20:42 No.12923507 >>12923495 >Kinky and romantic as fuck Kinky, sure. One of my oldest kinks I'll admit. Not sure if I'd call it "Romantic" though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:20:50 No.12923508 >>12923384 Same, then again I don't stick with a single MG for most my stories. Holy shit why does my Kikimora short have that many views? >>12923390 I too dream this dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:21:51 No.12923511 >>12923418 Ally Alps sounds better.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:22:22 No.12923513

>>12923504
She's the overly energetic Werewolf who's hyper active, loves sports, LOVES taffy, and has a grandfather who was in WW2 who likes to tell stories.
But alright.
Incoming accidental running over next episode after frieza enters his third form.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:22:49 No.12923514 >>12923507 Its a wedding dress, and I'm fucking her in it, and impregnating her, and giving her heart pupils. If that's not romantic I don't know what is. >>12923511 Either way I'm fucking them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:23:18 No.12923515 >>12923390 >>12923508 It's a good dream to have. I'm still surprised the time my name got used during a round of "Guess the writefag".

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:24:03 No.12923517 >>12923514 No fuck you ya greedy fuck. I'm taking at least one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:24:33 No.12923518 >>12923515 I didn't even manage that. Was slightly disappointment but there's something to be said about not being a conversation piece.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:24:50 No.12923519 >>12923515 Are you the guy who writes joe the chemistry teacher, off chance?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:26:03 No.12923520 >>12923515 I'm happy I didn't get mentioned. I dread attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:26:32 No.12923522 >>12923513 >Grandfather who was in WW2 who likes t tell stories. Oh, I think I remember that on- >Incoming accidental running over W-Wha-?! >After Frieza enters his third form. ...t'was a ruse all along?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:26:50 No.12923524 >>12923517 You can have one, but you have to be my right hand man when I take over the criminal underworld and maybe betray me or kill me if I become evil, well more evil.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:28:07 No.12923525 >>12923518 It's not like it was even a particular guess. The guy threw out like, 6 names at once and mine was one of 'em. >>12923519 No. That guy is awesome though. >>12923514 >Wedding dress >Impregnation Sex >Heart Pupils Fair point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:29:03 No.12923526 >>12923524 Deal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:29:47 No.12923527 >>12923525 Averageanon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:31:24 No.12923533 >>12923527 Also no. Though that guy is also awesome. Loved dat chubby Familiar and all that Sabbath antics.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:32:02 No.12923535 >>12923533 Thanks, glad to hear you liked it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:32:17 No.12923536 Loen if you're here please indulge my fantasy and draw a pic of a sea bishop or glacies about to kiss the viewer after embracing him from the front, happily/sensually and blush optional.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:32:52 No.12923537 >>12923533 Alright, give me your name. I agree, possessive chubby Familiar a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:33:03 No.12923538 >>12923535 The Loli Cheshire Trolling was also a nice touch. Also enjoyed, in a way, the Extremely Edgy Edgemaster thing you did afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:34:43 No.12923541 >>12923537 Nah, my name's not really worth saying at all. Besides, I like guessing games.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:35:47 No.12923544 >>12923541 mangomachine?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:36:14 No.12923546

>>12923538

Thanks, wanted to try something different with the Cheshire. She was actually one of the easier bits to write.

And thanks for the Edgy comment, it was something I did while bored and sick. Apparently I needed to do a mood 180 after tender familiar loving.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:36:44 No.12923547 File: 137 KB, 1130x900, 1415128233203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923541 I'm too tired to play your guessing game, you prude.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:40:47 No.12923549 >>12923544 Also no. >>12923547 >Well can I have yer name then? >Only if you give me yours. >A'right, I'll give ye the curtesy. The name's- >>12923546 Yeah, you said as much. 180 it was, but amusing in it's own way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:41:57 No.12923550 So I'm going to bed as soon as I can move my laundry along, you guys want me to start my story(I write as I go so it's not even started) and finish it tomorrow night after work or wait until tomorrow night when I'll have all night?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:42:24 No.12923553 >You will never have a relaxing evening spent cuddling with your Wight waifu under a blanket on the couch while you marathon terrible syfy movies

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:43:26 No.12923556 >>12923550 I'd say tomorrow is a better option.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:45:58 No.12923561

>>12923519
That's me, man.

>>12923513
And the next episode is right now since I don't feel like actual writefagging or playing San Andreas.

Do you visit Werepup, who;s been run over by a drunk driver, with Anubis and Kitsune?
Do you visit Pharaoh's house and play in her personal Sandbox while her mother glares at you?
Do you eat homemade pudding at Dragon's Mother's Bakery with Wurm, Sandworm, Wyvern, Ryu, and Ophy?
Do you forcfully make it a snowday with Yuki and make a snowman together with Yeti?
Do you earn how to properly clean things with Kiki and her OCD mother?
Do you visit the Ushi Oni for the first time and learn why she's shy when an imaginative anon does a greentext?
Do you visit Echidna and eat some cake together?
Do you let Junko sleep over for the night and watch The Mask together while eating delivery pizza?
Do you visit 2nd grader Salamander's house with Hellpup and learn that around her parents' she's the complete opposite of a delinquent?
Do you spend time at your 6th grade Jabberwock neighbor's house and eat dinner with her family?
Do you visit Holst and ask why she's so happy and mooing constantly?
Do you talk to the sleepy boy, boy with mullet and shades, and Ryu with braided hair who are playing with fireworks in the park?
Do you visit 6th grader Lilim and distract her from her awful mother by talking to her?
Do you play vidya at Mino's place with Dullaham?
Do you help get cardboard cutout Girtablilu out of the tree she was blown onto?
Or do you visit your Dhampire cousin and have your Vampire aunt try and make the two of you a couple because it turns her on?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:48:30 No.12923564 >>12923561 >Werepup dammit man, your playing me like a fiddle. i have to visit her now. Also has anyone seen recap anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:48:52 No.12923566 >>12923561 Anubis told me to bring flowers. So I brought flowers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:49:21 No.12923567 >>12923561 I wait to see if the jaberwock neighbor invites me over, if she doesn't then I go "Eat some cake" at the teachers house.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:49:25 No.12923568 >>12923561 >Werepup Blast it Anon. I'll feel guilty as hell if I pick anything else

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:49:50 No.12923569 >>12923561 >Do you visit Werepup, who;s been run over by a drunk driver, with Anubis and Kitsune? w-what? In any case, I'll be hanging out with the 2nd graders. Guess I'll be going to Werepup's funeral in the morning or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:51:03 No.12923571 >>12923568 As guilty as the people who didn't vote for her when her beloved granpappy died a good time ago?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:51:07 No.12923572

>>12923561
>Do you spend time at your 6th grade Jabberwock neighbor's house and eat dinner with her family?
>Do you visit 6th grader Lilim and distract her from her awful mother by talking to her?

How about asking Jabberwocky if Lilim can join us for Dinner so we can all be together and happy and bring back Lilim's smile? Friends should be together, even if one is a jerk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:52:09 No.12923577 >>12923571 Anon don't send me on this guilt trip Don't send me on this guilt trip right now, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:52:11 No.12923578 >>12923569 She's at the hospital. She's banged up, but alive and healing. She's still full of energy though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:52:20 No.12923579 >>12923459 Dragon a best. The sandworm can go though. have wurm be friends with the ryu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:52:44 No.12923581 >>12923561 Im gonna get the cutout out of that tree and bring her to the blue fairy to make her a real girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:53:13 No.12923582 Welp, on this depressing note I am heading to bed. For tomorrow I write and lift Night all, don't burn the thread down.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:54:17 No.12923584 >>12923561 I must choose pudding.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:54:22 No.12923585 >>12923581 >blue fairy That's a demon in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:54:34 No.12923586 >>12923582 no promise for everyone else

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:54:46 No.12923587 File: 62 KB, 587x663, 1421560486670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923582

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:57:58 No.12923592 >look at your hit count on pastebin while getting some info for your next "story" >notice that what you consider to be your worst actual story has the highest views despite getting no extra attention I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:59:21 No.12923598 >>12923584 >eating pudding made by a dragon with EX rank cooking skills Kid, it'll be so good you'll die. >>12923592 Just shrug about it. It's what I do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 00:59:40 No.12923599 >>12923592 Do what I do. Feel confusion and then get back to writing.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:00:53 No.12923603

>>12923592
Reminds me of when I'd make AMVs and smack 'em up on Youtube. Occasionally, I'd really like the videos I put together. They never got any views.

One video I made though, got a shit ton of views. I considered it the worst one I ever made. Y'know why it got the most views? Fangirls gushing over the shota-character the video was focused on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:00:56 No.12923604 >>12923592 Do what I do Ignore it and continue on as if nothing happened

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:13:28 No.12923626 >>12923561 I eat pudding with dragon

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:13:41 No.12923627

"I don't care what you cook just make sure it's cooked right.", Josephine stated before slithering away to do god knows what. She really had been much more cold towards you recently and it wasn't making things easy, especially when it was her night to pick a meal and Hathor help you if you cooked something she didn't like that night. Of course you had no idea what she was or wasn't in the mood for so you just milled around the kitchen for a bit viewing what you did have in the cabinets and fridges which wasn't much, just an assortment of greens and barely enough ground beef so feed everyone. Of course this was when you discovered the industrial sized Raguu sauce you had lost after Shelby put away the groceries last monday, "why would she put it here?!", you mumble in a rather aggravated tone as you yank the rather large contain out and set it down on the counter before heading over to the cabinet to see just how many boxes of noddles you had; fuck Josephine and her weird behavior it was spaghetti night.
thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:15:24 No.12923631 >>12923627 Next time don't make it a block of darkness But I like it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:16:37 No.12923635 >>12923627 eh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:18:08 No.12923639 >>12923635 I'm looking for something a it more constructive than eh. Like if you don't read what I write that's fine but I've been reading over my other stuff and it just doesn't read back as well as it did when I wrote it so I'm trying to fix that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:19:28 No.12923643 >>12923561 >Do you visit Werepup, who;s been run over by a drunk driver, with Anubis and Kitsune? >Do you forcfully make it a snowday with Yuki and make a snowman together with Yeti? I don't know what to choose

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:21:14 No.12923645 >>12923627 You need a bit more substance, and bit of editing (run on sentences, capitalization, minor stuff). You also should link your story posts together, it males it easier for anons to follow

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:22:17 No.12923649 >>12923643 Flip a coin or some heads.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:25:03 No.12923659

>>12923643
Anon, the answer's simple

>find the hospital room where werepup is at
>have yuki make the snow day, make snowmen with her and yeti outside werepup's window
>when werepup looks out, she'll see sjowman versions of herself and her friends with a big "Get Well Soon" message in the snow

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:26:26 No.12923661 >>12923659 *snowman Fuck me, I really need to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:31:26 No.12923671 >>12923645 Alright I'll keep that in mind and that's the first paragraph in the next installment of cookanon otherwise known as "He did not blueball the ryu, he did not. Oh hi Mark."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:31:37 No.12923672 >>12923659 Damn, you know how to be a good friend.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:42:40 No.12923683

>>12923169
Guess me, I'm desperate for attention
Also I am going to write a semi-edgy story.

The world changed overnight. Loli-Kami being bored of this world, decided to give everyone a single wish. Some wished for immortality others for world peace. Some wishing very ...... unsavory things. As a result, the world became incredibly chaotic. Monster girls were working at malls, and eldritch abominations working at McDonalds. But no good things in life come for free. The Loli-Kami decreed a single rule. For every wisher you killed, your wish would last a year longer. It hadn't become flat out mass murder as everyone had thought. Society functioned normally.... if you could call the current situation as normal. Some people were content with their wish being fulfilled even for a year. Others such as me were desperate. I knew this guy who wished for a kikimora waifu. The moment he heard that, he killed his annoying coworker Bob at work. He was gone after that, apparently trying to avoid the authorities.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 01:49:56 No.12923691 >>12923683 >Loli-Kami Neat. Well, kill one person every year, live with your waifu forever more. Doesn't seem like such a bad plan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:04:58 No.12923716 Would a baby Wyvern cuddle against a Dragoon doll?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:10:26 No.12923726

>>12923716
No. She'd cuddle against the baby boy whose parents arranged with her parents to have him become her Dragoon.
They'll grow up the closest of friends and have an adorably awkward first time after their wedding.
Childhood friend romance a best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:10:57 No.12923727 >>12923716 Probably, and Dragon babies would probably cuddle Knight plushies. What would a baby Holstaur cuddle though?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:12:15 No.12923731 >>12923727 Stuffed Farmer dolls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:14:46 No.12923736 >>12923727 >What would a baby Holstaur cuddle though? Plushy bells or, you know, like half of its mother's teat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:14:55 No.12923737 File: 1.42 MB, 1280x720, 1413488503191 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] someone have the part two of the history of the oni named Sherri (I think), his friend Oomukade, and the MC he was in a band with the girls

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:22:18 No.12923743 >>12923716 >>12923731 Now I have the mental image of a baby Scylla/Kraken with a Sailor doll

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:22:49 No.12923745 >>12923736 Only half though, I get the other half. That's why we only have one kid at a time, I get to keep at least one tit to myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:25:53 No.12923747 >>12923726 >Childhood Friend Romance a best Yes. Yes it is. Adorable to the max.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:26:11 No.12923748 >>12923745 >Daughter reaches for you're waifu's other breast >Slap her hand away >"No. Mine." >[dad glare intensifies] >She cuddles back up to her side of the cow >That was the first time you had to mark your territory

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:27:44 No.12923749 >>12923743 >Werepup cuddling stuffed bone >Salamander cuddling a plastic sword that's melting

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:29:52 No.12923751 >>12923748 You can't expect me to give up BOTH breasts can you? We can switch off every now and then but at least one is mine at all times. Though I wouldn't slap her hand away, just grab it and move it back to her side while dad staring at her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:34:49 No.12923755 >>12923751 >at least one is mine at all times >Daughteru decides to play ball >Takes the center half of each breast, napping in you're waifu's cleavage >Cheeky tike >You only get the side boob, but still one total breast Wat do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:36:30 No.12923758 >>12923755 violently mash my waifus breasts together, waking her up

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:37:09 No.12923760 >>12923748 >The wife teases you about it. >"Now, now, get along you two~"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:38:46 No.12923762 >>12923755 Get on top of the wife, trapping the daughter in between us, and take both nipples for myself. I win. >>12923760 There is only enough if we share, but I will not hesitate to defend my territory.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:39:41 No.12923763 >>12923762 >trapping the daughter in between us YES.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:40:01 No.12923764

>>12923758
>violently mash my waifus breasts together
>Violently
Wow, you're so jealous of a child you're now abusing your cow's cows? For shame.

>>12923760
>"Now, now, get along you two~"
>Grumble
>Rest head on your side of the boob, facing your daughteru
>Waifu hugs you both
>Everyone wins
>You still claim both nipples. NO ONE gets between dad and his titties.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:42:00 No.12923765 >>12923764 >NO ONE gets between dad and his titties. That is rule one of my house hold and the first rule my children will learn.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:43:50 No.12923770 >>12923755 Wrap arms around both breasts, daughter AND waifu, and proclaim myself as the cuddle messiah.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:44:48 No.12923771 Idea. >J-Pop Idol Group >With Monster Girls >Trio of Baphomet, Anubis and Dragon Would you go to their concert?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:45:31 No.12923772 >>12923770 >proclaim myself as the cuddle messiah. >Mooing, cooing, warmth, cute cheeky daughteru and an armful of cowtits I think you just got the high score at life. Goddamn, I don't even know if I should bother to play.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:48:20 No.12923778 >>12923561 I assume werepup is about the same as a wallaby in that if you try to run her over you end up breaking your own car and she's just mildly miffed about it Gonna go play vidya games with Mino and Dully

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:48:22 No.12923779 >>12923771 Replace shitomet with something that can sig like a Mermaid or Lamia. Maybe even a Siren.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:49:03 No.12923781 >>12923771 No, but I would start a rumor that the Dragon used to be secretly a member of Ojous With Attitudes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:51:01 No.12923783 >>12923778 You silly Australians and your kangaroo hunts, Saltwater Croc girls, and alcoholic tendencies. But yeah, the vehicle took more damage than she did, being a MG and all

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:51:10 No.12923784 >>12923765 I can practically hear the waifu giggling as you lay down these rules

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:51:29 No.12923786 >>12923779 Every group needs a "Mascot". She's there for cute appeal, Anubis for sex appeal. She can sing, but the group's main chops come from the Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:52:56 No.12923788 >>12923786 Then go for a mascot that's not only actually cute to more than just the lolicons, but one that's ACTUALLY popular.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:54:18 No.12923789

>"Eat shit you fucking murderer!"
>A cup of soda smashes against your face, its contents exploding from the small confines and soaking your left side.
>Well, at least your leg is dry. That'd be a bitch to clean.
>Still, you're leisurely stay at the park is ruined.
>You slowly stand, holding some of your weight on your cane, carefully making sure you have your footing.
>After feeling your hip and making sure you're leg is still in place, you begin the slow trek back home.
>You don't have to run. Most will bother you, but usually they're not much of a hindrance. Not like anyone's going to rape someone like you.
>You take a look around as you walk. Sunlight streams through the leafless trees, a crisp breeze blows by, children scurry around, a few couples have cheap dates, and a little girl cries.
>She's under a tree all by herself, crying loudly in the fetal position. You stop for a moment, looking at her, before slowly moving to her.
>You clear your throat.
"Hey, you okay there, kid?"
>Your voice sounds rough, you're not sure if it's due to age or lack of use. Probably both.
>She continues to cry, unaware of your presence.
>You rest an arm against the tree and softly jab her side with your cane.
"Hey, kid."
>She lifts her head up to reveal pointed ears, streams of tears, and a runny nose.
>Huh, a catgirl.
>"I-I luh-l-lost my muh-m-mooom!" she stutters out, hysterical.
>You shift uncomfortably. Oh boy, a lost girl.
"Well," you say, trying to keep her calm, "why don't you tell me where you saw her last, that way maybe I can help you find her."
>She wipes her eyes with her paws as she stammers out her response. "I wuh-was playing with s-some of the kids at th-the puh-playground nearby, and w-we were playing hide and seek, so I-I ran from the playground to find a b-better place to hide and whu-when I got back my mommy was gooone!"
>Great. She could be anywhere.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:55:01 No.12923790

>>12923783
>Kangaroo hunts
You just reminded me of Andrew Ulces and that crazy fucker agitating and catching everything bare handed for no reason and now I'm wondering how panicked monster girls would be if they were attacked by him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8

Also I ain't autralian

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:55:46 No.12923791

>>12923789
>She takes her paws away from her eyes and blinks up at you, for the first time seeing you unobscured. Her eyes widen in fear and her mouth drops open.
>Faded scars trail your face, with pleasure runes trailing down your neck, and on the back of your hands, the rest concealed by your damp, dark green jacket.
>Your skin has a lightly pinkish, unnatural hue, and small horns peak from your head.
>Small horns peak from your head and part your messy hair away from your face.
>You are slightly scruffy from not shaving for a few days.
>From just looks, people would assume early fifties at most, but in reality you're nearing 76; one of the affects of being somewhat incubised.
>You are very obviously a rare sight. A veteran.
>And the last war this world has seen is the big one. The Contact Wars.

First time writing for these threads, long time lurker.
Anyone interested or should I abort mission?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:56:42 No.12923792 >>12923784 >Rule two, at the very least one day of the week is mommy and daddy day. We will prepare food and you can have the tv but unless you want three days without us we need time to ourselves. >Rule three, cuddling is mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:56:55 No.12923793 >>12923790 There goes my mental image of Steve Irwin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 02:57:18 No.12923794 >>12923791 keep going

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:00:22 No.12923800 >>12923791 >Anti-MG War Veteran having to live peacefully in now-MG World gets discriminated against. Been there, done tha- >Partially incubized. Alright you've got my attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:02:36 No.12923802 >>12923793 it's about a mixed bag I still remember Irwin rubbing highly venomous sea snakes all over his face for no reason other than he could

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:03:07 No.12923803 >>12923791 Not looking bad so far, interested to see where you go with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:04:33 No.12923806 >>12923789 >>12923791 Why would a partial incubus be called a murderer in a MG friendly society? Isn't it an indication that he's been with a monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:06:04 No.12923808 >>12923806 You don't have to be with a monstergirl to become an incubus. Just need to be around enough DE and it will naturally turn you. Also because kids a fucking shit and they don't respect veterans.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:09:33 No.12923809

>>12923808
Aren't incubi common in a MG society? Like, where's the indication of him being a veteran? And who did he murder? Humans or monsters? who called him a murderer? A human or a monster? I like the premise but my brain is full of questions. Also I assume it'll end with the veteran returning the child, who eventually warms up to him, only to have the child's mother scream bloody murder and beat the old man away. Lets hope for an interesting ending.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:12:26 No.12923815 >>12923809 Nigger do you have no comprehension skills at all? Some people, usually shithead liberals, think anybody in the military is a murderer, he clearly fought for humanity, some shit monster called him a murderer.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:13:05 No.12923816

>>12923809
>Spoiler
That's pretty well what I'm assuming too. Like, from the moment I read "Crying child lost their parent".

But still, the partial-incubus thing is different, so I'm willin' to give it a chance. And it seems like he has a prosthetic or something, based on the bit about his leg "Still being there". Maybe that's the give-away? Or all the scars?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:17:46 No.12923819 File: 109 KB, 713x760, 1419585379089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923815 Hi /pol/

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:18:13 No.12923820

>>12923815
>3d standards in 2d land
>Clearly
I see a dude partway along the incubization process, with some scars, and a bum leg. Nowhere does it indicate who threw the soda, nor does it indicate who called him a murderer. It could mean anything. He could have earned those scars any which way. Comprehension skills =/= making shit up

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:18:36 No.12923822 >>12923819 I want to poke her cheeks I want to tease and fondle her thighs

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:22:40 No.12923824

>>12923820
Oh you're totally right. It could have been a three-headed 500ft tall Kaiju that threw the soda at him and that a ladybug called him a murderer. Do you really need you're hand held through the entire story and to have every little thing explained out? Can't you figure things out on your own? Also
>every single story has the same standards
If I wasn't so tired I'd say you were just baiting being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:25:16 No.12923827 >>12923824 Are you even a real welfare queen or just a hanger-on?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:25:35 No.12923829 >>12923824 >If I wasn't so tired Go to bed you stupid, grumpy fuck.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:26:09 No.12923831

>>12923791
>Shit gotta defuse this situation before it goes bad.
"Before we panic here-"
>"NO DON'T HURT ME I DON'T WANNA DIE!"
>People turn and stare as the kitten scurries away, crying and screaming.
>With how distressed she is, she isn't getting very far, but you're not very fast either.
>You hobble after her.
"Hang on I'm not going to fu- flipping hurt you, I want to help you!"
>"NO PLEASE MOMMY HELP!"
>You glance around nervously at the crowd forming. Things are going to get dicey if you don't do something.
"Hey, kid, don't you think I'd have already hurt you if I wanted to?" you ask, sounding desperate.
>She begins to get up to her feet. If she runs, you'll never catch her, and then she'll be all by herself.
>Thinking quickly, you sit back and drop your cane, lifting up your hands. You cross your legs to hide your somewhat exposed artificial leg.
"Look, LOOK, I'm harmless from here! I don't want to hurt you, I can't hurt you, I just want to help!"
>She's on her feet now, getting to a runner's stance, but it's a good damn thing catgirls are known for being curious. She turns and glances at your vulnerable position, cane laying at your side and sitting on the ground, hands in the air.
>She stops for a moment.
"See, I'm not hurting anyone, just a harmless old man, sitting in the dirt like an idiot."
>Slowly, slowly, she turns to you, still tense. You sigh and put on a soft smile.
"Good, good. Everything's going to be okay, you hear? Now, I'm going to get up, and we're going to see about finding your mother."
>Fuck it's going to be hard getting up.
>You roll over to your hands and knees, or, uh, knee, and progressively work on standing up.
>"W-why's your leg metal?"
>It went boom.
"I, uh, lost it."
>"Y-you can do that?"
>Choosing not to answer, you grab your cane and use it to get yourself on your feet.
>The catgirl looks shyly up at you while you, even slightly bent over a cane, tower over her.
"Well, let's find your mom. Where was the playground you were at?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:26:28 No.12923832 >>12923829 Not until the author proves me right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:31:19 No.12923838 File: 147 KB, 478x510, 1417483275795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12923819 >Saying anything negative about liberals is /pol/ Not him but on his behalf sorry if he triggered you >>12923831 Sheesh, that cat girl's a brat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:31:21 No.12923839 >>12923831 >Gnarled, old half-incubus with a walkingstick I still don't get why he's being treated like the Supard

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:38:02 No.12923845 >>12923838 >Sheesh, that cat girl's a brat. Blame not the innocent child, but the ignorant parent who raised them.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:39:03 No.12923848

Continuing.
>>12920886
>Be manticore
>Heading back to your base from your second tavern run.
>Those bitches can put it away faster than an oni.
>Hit an unexpected windfall in the raid tonight and you got the first ride, so now you get to play bartender.
>Beth was supposed to help you - she went second - but you couldn't find her. Lazy cunt was probably hiding. So now you get to carry the keg by yourself.
>Get to the base - an old, rundown inn.
>You shoulder the door open then freeze.
>Place is dead quiet. Karen and the new girl are sprawled out in the lobby, starring at the ceiling. They don't look hurt but you know a corpse when you see one.
>Standing over them is a huge black abomination. The thing looks like one of the 'monster' pictures on church propaganda pamphlets; a demonic figure formed from shadows and wreathed in flame.
>It notices you instantly and its eyes light up. They literally light up, like the pits of hell just opened. Tongues of fire flicker out of them and frame its head like a pair of horns.
>You can't really see its face but you know its grinning because it's teeth are back-lit by a harsh red glare coming from within.
>As it watches you the grin grows into a wide, demented smile.
>allofmynope
>Drop the keg and make it all of two feet before a vice closes on the base of your tail and you hit the ground hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:44:06 No.12923854 >>12923848 >"Tch, nothin personnel... kid."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:44:13 No.12923856 >>12923848 pain time Mood music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzXr1fHHXV8

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:47:21 No.12923863 >>12923848 Well. This got dark quick. I can't say I blame her. But still, major edge.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 03:52:43 No.12923876

>>12923831
>Following the little girl, you go up to one of the numerous kiddie-areas in the park. Not very many kids are there, most leaving because it's just starting to get late.
>Looking around, you see no distressed mother.
>"Wh-where do you think she is?"
"Probably looking for you," you say with a shrug.
>"What do you think we should do?" she asks, her fear apparent.
"Best we can do is sit here and wait for your mother to come back."
>You walk to a park bench and sit down, the girl following and sitting as far as she can away from you.
>Awkward silence soon fills the air between you.
>You attempt to break it.
"Hey, what's your name?"
>Nothing but a shy and scared stare.
"Mine's Tom. You can call me Tommy if you'd like."
>Nothing.
"My friends called me Tommy."
>Really not working with you here.
>What can you say, really?
"You know, I used to go to this park when I was a kid."
>She continues staring, but she seems… interested enough.
>Can't really tell.
>You look off to the playground.
"Some of my earliest memories were of me and my friend playing at this park. We used to play tag, except she was always faster than me. She'd always say how we should play something else, but I'd insist we play tag. Even though I'd get worn out before she did, even though I could never catch her, I just wouldn't let myself stop until I did."
>You glance back at the catgirl. She's less afraid now, that's a good sign.
"One da-"
>"What species was she?" she asks.
>The question stops you.
"Huh?"
>"What species was she? Was she a fast one?"
>You look to your legs.
"Back then, it was just human."
>"O-oh."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:02:35 No.12923893 >>12923876 Hooray for awkward conversations with small children.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:10:26 No.12923902

>>12923876
>Another brief silence before you continue.
"One day, as usual, I was It, and I was relentlessly chasing her, while she would occasionally turn to mock me. That was her big mistake," you say, looking to the cat with a small smile. "She tripped on a fallen branch, and I immediately ran and tagged her. I laughed and tried to help her up, but when I did, she, uh, she started crying."
"At first, I thought it was because she lost, and for a second I felt bad about tagging her. But she started saying that her ankle hurt."
>You turn to the catgirl, who has no trace of fear on her face anymore.
"You know what I did?"
>She shakes her head no.
"I took her, and I put her into a princess carry. Then I carried her all the way home. Turns out her ankle was sprained, so we couldn't play tag for a while after that. It was alright though; she still had checkers to beat me in. But after that, we did a few strength competitions for me to win."
>She looks to you, expecting more.
>You shrug.
"Sorry it was dissatisfying, it was the first thing to come to mind. I haven't really thought about my childhood in… in a long time."
>"What happened to her?"
>How do you put this?
"Died."
>She looks away from you and swallows.
>Smooth, real smooth.
"Hey, if you're thinking it, I didn't kill her."
>"I-I wasn't thinking that."
>Shit, way to make things awkward.
"Sorry about all that, then. A lot of mon- mamono, are kinda' quick to jump to conclusions."
>Nothing.
>She's the one to speak up now.
>"How did she… you know."
"Die?"
>She nods.
>You look down at your hands perched on your cane.
>Blood. You could taste and smell blood.
>You force the memories back.
"I don't want to talk about that."
>Beat.
>"I'm sorry."
>You turn to her.
>"You look like you were remembering something bad."
>Ah crap, look what you did in front of the kids.
"It's fine."
>Pause.
>"My name's Katherine. B-but my friends call me Kiki."
>A smile comes takes your face.
"My name's Tom, but you can call me Tommy."

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:11:37 No.12923903

Uh oh! You come home from work one day and find your Monster Waifu and Daughteru are furious and arguing with each other! You can't make out most of the argument, but you're able to hear the very end where your waifu says "Look, all I'm saying is that Hitler did bring up some pretty valid points." And with that, both huff off to their bedrooms, slamming the door.

As the man of the household, it is your responsibility to calm them down, but how do you do so? Dick the waifu, dick the daughter, or attempt a 3-way hatesex mission? Bear in mind what your pelvis can handle.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:14:46 No.12923908 >>12923903 I put on my nazi uniform and throw the one, who dared to insult Hitler, into the oven

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:15:01 No.12923910 >>12923903 I stop wearing the Hitler costume when having sex. Shut up, she enjoys raping me in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:15:10 No.12923912 >>12923903 Time for a divorce. Don't dick the daughteru. Find her a nice boyfriend in whatever town we move to. Make her a sister with my new waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:15:53 No.12923914 >>12923903 >Go to the waifu >"You just can't expect kids these days to understand all of it at once. Give her time, she'll come around to the truth eventually."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:18:47 No.12923918 >>12923910 >Date Eagle Harpy girl >Asks you to dress up as Hitler so she can roleplay defeating Germany and raping you in the name of freedom Would you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:20:32 No.12923921 >>12923918 I'd fit more as an SS officer with my hair/eye color. But yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:23:50 No.12923928 >>12923903 ignore them and shitpost on /pol/

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:27:04 No.12923931

>>12923848
>You grit your teeth.
>The thing holding your tail burns. You can hear it sizzling and smell burning flesh. It's like being caught by a branding iron.
>You can smell something like sulfur and pitch too but you're pretty sure that isn't coming from you.
>You swing your tail as hard as you can and launch every spine you can manage.
>The grip doesn't budge.
>Hear a loud hissing and look over your shoulder to see your spines hitting the ground, smoking and blackened like burned out tinder.
>You feel the thing lean over you, hot breath on your back.
>"Ahhh, there you are. You're the one I've been looking for, more than any of the others."
>It's female, maybe, but it sounds distorted. It's probably just the fear overwhelming you but you could swear you can hear people screaming faintly when it talks.
>"You're proud of this thing, aren't you?" The grip tightens on your tail, you can feel the bone dislocating. "Naughty girls get their toys taken away."
>She starts pulling. You scream as you feel the flesh rip. The worst pain you've ever felt engulfs your tail, spreading out along your spine as your whole body stretches and groans.
>After a while it stops. The pain doesn't lessen or go away, but it stops changing. The stretched feeling is gone at least, that was almost as bad.
>"There now, won't be causing any more trouble with that filthy thing." She turns you over and casually wraps a hand around your throat.
>"Hmm, no, I don't think I'll be taking you like the others, feels too easy." There ARE voices screaming in there, you're sure of it, Hundreds of them. You almost feel like you can recognize some.
>"Ahh~ I know." You feel it push something against your forehead. It's small but it burns worse than anything else.
>"You're not going anywhere." The world starts to go dark. The pain stays, but everything else turns to ice, except that damn burning on your forehead.
>"I'll keep you right here. Forever." Can't understand her over Beth's screaming.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:27:45 No.12923932 >>12923918 Only if she's a bald eagle. Though either way she could role play as Rome, Germany, America or any other nation that has used the eagle as their symbol.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:29:24 No.12923933 >>12923931 >Hellhound with the Penance Stare Oh god that's horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:30:36 No.12923935 >>12923928 B-But anon /pol/ is dead

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:30:42 No.12923937 >>12923863 She's a hellhound anon, she was built for edge

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:32:18 No.12923939

>>12923903
Dick the waifu of course.
I do agree with her. Sure, what he did in the name of his country was awful, but he was still quite dedicated to the goal of a strong, prosperous Germany. Can't really fault him for wanting to make his country a nice place, even if his policies as far as whole belonged there were screwed up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:33:08 No.12923941 >>12923935 might as well keep beating it with a stick.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:33:20 No.12923942 >>12923937 I thought she was built for Femdom and snuggles?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:35:25 No.12923945

Meanwhile in MG /pol/:

A oomukade NEET is staring at the computer screen. With nothing to do, she deicded to shitpost on mg /pol/. One caption: 'Gas the matangos race war now' could be seen from the screen. With that, she shifted tabs to /hbg/ and went to sleep, masturbating about her imaginary human husbando.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:36:20 No.12923948 >>12923933 >Penance Stare Nah man, she soul trapped the bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:36:35 No.12923949 >>12923932 >Bald eagle >germany

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:37:10 No.12923951 >>12923945 >Gas the matangos race war now Nothing wrong with giving the tangos a bit of pesticide, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:37:37 No.12923952 >>12923942 And edge. And belly rubbing

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:37:53 No.12923953 >>12923942 >Femdom and snuggles This is exactly why I love hellhounds. She dominates you because she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:38:08 No.12923954 >>12923592 I get this too. Its always the stories you hated getting the most attention, and what you consider to be your best work being ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:39:07 No.12923955 >>12923863 Only two edge posts, I promise.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:40:13 No.12923956 >>12923955 So we're done with the edge then? Or is there one more? Not really sure if the one of the Manticore finding Eris with all the bodies around her counts as much as mutilating and assimilating her.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:40:54 No.12923957

>>12923902
>For once, the girl smiles.
>You sigh. It's good, you're making ground.
"Well, Kiki, I told you a bit about me, why don't you say something about yourself?"
>She fidgets.
>"I play soccer with my parents."
"Really? A sporty girl, huh. I wish I could still kick things around."
>She looks up at you. "Is it because of you lost your leg?"
>You nod.
>"Maybe, after mommy finds us, we can go look for it!" she says, letting childish excitement seep into her voice.
>You chuckle.
"I don't think we'll be finding it anytime soon."
>"Why not?"
>Remember, she's a kid.
"I lost it in a far away place."
>"Oh… why don't you go back there and look for it."
>You shake your head.
"No no no, I'm not going back there."
>"Why not?"
"Bad memories."
>Awkward silence, my old friend.
>"I heard you beat up an ushi-oni."
>More like you caught her raping someone and broke your cane on her head.
>Then knocked her seal off.
>She beat you into the ground then broke that man in ways you hadn't seen since the war.
>They eventually moved into your apartment complex. Turns out they got married.
>Weirdest elevator ride ever.
"It was really the other way around, but yeah, I did get a few good hits on her."
>The sun's setting. That ain't good.
"Hey, maybe we should-"
>"KATHERINE!"
>Fucking finally.
>With a shout of "Mommy!" the little kitten hops out of her seat and into her mother's arms.
>You nod your head. Mission accomplished.
>Her mother glares up at you, but says nothing as she picks up her daughter and rocks her back and forth.
"Yup, I'm done here," you say as you laboriously stand.
>"Wait, Tommy!" shouts Kiki as she leaps from her mother and scampers to you.
>You blink at her. Well, people being with you willingly, that's a first.
>She hugs your good leg. It's a bit sticky from the soda.
>"Thanks for helping me."
"It's fine, really."
>"Alright Kiki dear, come here."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:41:04 No.12923958 >>12923954 Is it because your least like stories tend to be the earlier ones from when you were less experienced, and those have been around longer so have more exposure?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:41:15 No.12923959 >>12923955 Will you at least tell us the edgy fates of the Manticore and her gang? I want to know their edgy ultimate endings.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:42:48 No.12923962 >>12923957 Well. Was expecting worse than just a glare I'll say that much.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:44:45 No.12923965 >>12923962 >Later she reports him to the Church and Dark Priests invade his house by order of the inquisition

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:49:05 No.12923970 >>12923965 >Nobody expects the Fallen Inquisition!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:50:06 No.12923971 >>12923970 What MGs would best comprise a Monty Python-esqe comedy trope?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:51:37 No.12923975 >>12923971 Cheshires. British Cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:57:54 No.12923982 >>12923958 Well that naturally happens. I mean more recent stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 04:59:08 No.12923984 >>12923959 Their souls have been devoured I think. The manticore thought she recognized some of the echos in hellhound's voice of the legion, those would be her dead companions' souls.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:00:32 No.12923985

>>12923931
>Be shota.
>Property of a lady named Eris.
>She's pretty nice. Bit of an air-head, but nice. Pretty sure she's a jinko with a fat tail. Haven't said anything about it though, that would be mean.
>Eris aside, life has been pretty shitty lately. It's about to get shittier.
>You know she only bought you because you were a virgin. You aren't anymore. Well, you think you aren't. 99% certain. Maybe 70%. Anyways she didn't correct you when you said you weren't and monsters always know this stuff, so you aren't.
>She said she didn't care about that but she was just being nice.
>She's probably going to pawn you off the first chance she gets.
>About to cry again, shit. You gotta stop doing that, you aren't a little kid.
>"Hey kiddo. You feelin a little better now?"
>Nearly shit yourself. Dammit, blind people are supposed to have super hearing or something aren't they? Didn't notice her get back.
>"Ah. Eris?" No shit. Now you're just giving away how much she scared you.
>She doesn't make fun of you though. Just comes over to the bed and sits down next to you. Almost on top of you really.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:00:49 No.12923986

>>12923957
>Sucessfully stop a Ushi-Oni from raping an innocent man
>Destroy a future married couple's happiness

Wow. So this is rape in MGC. guess it's entirely on you whether or not you get raped. It's like the embarrassing scenario where a guy comes to the rescue to find out that the thug 'assaulting' the 'pure' maiden, is just the two of them passionately making out. Let that be a lesson to all the bonnet tippers to stay out of genital affairs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:03:36 No.12923993 >>12923985 We Shota Rape now? ...more Shota Rape I mean. Since there already was. Loving Shota Rape, I guess? Maybe?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:19:39 No.12924012 >>12923985 >Hellhound going about and giving the evil monstergirls hell whilst saving their shota slaves And I thought I loved Hellhound before.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:21:23 No.12924017 >>12923819 That's one Tanuki whose belly I would Pon Pon.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:21:59 No.12924019

>>12923985
>"I got you something." She hangs a string around your neck. You feel around until you find a soft little shape hanging on it. Can't tell what it is.
>"It's a bat."
>Heh. That's funny. "It feels warm." Hot almost.
>"That's because its special. The guy I bought it from said there's a ghost trapped inside."
>"That's kinda creepy." Dumbass. Never say bad things about gifts, especially to the person giving it.
>She doesn't seem to mind though, she just laughs "It is, isn't it? It's ok though, it's meant to protect you. As long as you're wearing it, the ghost inside will keep bad guys away from you." Eris growls something under her breath.
>Sounds like 'If she knows what's good for her.' She's probably threatening the ghost. Really, Eris can be so childish sometimes. Ghosts aren't real, and if they were you wouldn't be able to scare one like that.
>Wait. You know where this is going. Damn, that was fast.
>You lean into her. After a minute you grab onto her belly. She doesn't like it but she already sold you so you might as well. This is probably the last time you'll get the chance.
>Start crying. Can't stop it this time.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:22:09 No.12924020

>>12923957
>She lets go of your leg and goes running back to her mother, who pulls out her phone. Probably to talk with her husband.
>With everything done, you turn and come face to face with a dark-elf police officer.
>She looks at you, obviously unhappy, with her hand twitching over her… is that a fucking whip?
>The atmosphere is tense, but she doesn't seem to be doing anything serious, other than gazing into your eyes with malicious intent.
"Is there a problem, officer?"
>"… Not with the girl's reaction to you, no. But if I see you with a missing child again, there will be consequences."
>Right, you look after a lost child and suddenly everything's your fault. Bitch.
>"You're lucky you're claimed," she says as she walks past you, to the mother and daughter.
>You stay still for a moment, letting it all sink in, before you start walking home.
>Goddamn are these sticky clothes uncomfortable.

>Damn does TV suck nowadays. You have to watch kids shows just to not get any sex, and even then it's all innuendoes.
>The doorbell rings, drawing you out from angrily watching a cartoon witch and imp suck popsicles.
"Coming!" you shout as you attach your leg.
>It won't look pretty, but you weren't expecting anyone, so you suppose it's time to scare off a newbie Dark Priest or Sabbath preacher again.
>You quickly shuffle your way to the door, and open it, wearing a face of displeasure.
"Is there a problem?"
>It's a neko.
>Wait, you recognize that neko.
>"Tommy!" says a voice from underneath you. You feel something latch onto your leg.
>You glance down to Kiki, then up to her mother.
>She looks like she'd rather be anywhere other than here.
"Uhhhh… mind explaining what you're doing here?"
>"I got a school project!" the little cat says.
"Great, what's that have to do with you being here?"
>"It’s a history project!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:22:42 No.12924021 >you will never have a Kanagroo gf

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:25:15 No.12924024 >>12924019 >Thinks she got him a gift when she's sold him. It's so adorably pitiful. Poor kid. He needs more hugs. >>12924020 >Dark Elf being an inconsiderate, judgemental cunt. Well. Okay then. >History Project This cannot end well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:26:36 No.12924027 >>12924020 >tommy has to explain how he killed hundreds in MonsNam

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:28:07 No.12924032

>>12924020
>This better not be leading to where you think it's leading.
>"You're supposed to ask someone about a point in history they've experienced.
>You begin to sweat.
>"So I came to ask you what it was like before mamono! You might be one of the only ones in the area who actually lived in that time!"
>You let out a sigh. You thought this would be about the war for a second there.
"I dunno, don't you think your mother is unhappy about this?"
>The woman opens her mouth to speak before her daughter does it first. "I asked for this to make up for her losing track of me! But she won't let me interview you by myself, so she came! She even helped me find you!"
>Oh boy.
>The catwoman stares daggers at you while you try to find a way out of this.
>She's dressed in business attire, in stark contrast to your casual short sleeve shirt and shorts, revealing in full the prosthetic leg, pleasure runes, and scars usually better hidden.
>"You're going to help my daughter with this project," she says sternly. One ear twitches. "And she's going to pass with an A, or you'll meet my sister."
"Who's your sister and why should I care?"
>She smirks. "She's the mayor."
>FUCK.

I'll continue tomorrow.
How was it, any tips?
Should I pastebin it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:28:39 No.12924033 >>12924019 >Literally gifting your shota with the souls of your enemies Holy shit. Remind me to never fuck with a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:30:27 No.12924037 File: 152 KB, 960x720, 1404499129272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924033 Cute + horrifying is the best combination. I guess that's the point abouts yanderes, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:32:49 No.12924042 >>12924032 This poor bastard can't catch a break, can he? Looking forward to tomorrow.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:33:15 No.12924043

>>12924032
I feel like everyone besides the little girl is a bit too much of a cunt, i mean, i get that's what your going for but toning t down a bit would make it more realistic i think.
I don't think a mom in that situation would threaten a crippled old man who obviously is trying to get out of it as well no matter how horrible of a war criminal he was

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:33:18 No.12924044

>>12924032
I'd like to see this conversation with the Mayor play out in a rational setting
>So? What do you want?
>Beats me. Your idiot of a sister lost her daughter. I found her and we became friends and how your idiot of a sister is threatening me with god knows what if I don't get her daughter an A, using your name.
>...My condolences.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:35:15 No.12924048 >>12924032 are we gonna get some Clint Eastwood level shit here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:35:54 No.12924049 >>12924037 m-moe

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:36:49 No.12924051

>>12924043
For hate that strong humans likely tried to holocaust the monsters or something. I could see us resorting to biological and chemical weapons in the face of overwhelming monster strength, throwing nukes through the portal, purging the children and captives and converted human girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:36:55 No.12924052 >>12924048 thank you anon, i was trying to place who's voice i was reading his lines in and it was his

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:37:15 No.12924054 >>12924043 Seems a lot like some old minority disabled man in a village of soccer moms to me. Those bitches can be vicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:38:05 No.12924055 >>12924048 "B-baka, it's not like I want to protect your kitty smile from local gangs!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:38:57 No.12924057 >>12924048 >I used to stack cunts like you ten feet high

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:43:48 No.12924060 >>12924032 Their actions make less sense with each post.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:45:45 No.12924063 >>12924032 I liked it. Stick it in a pastebin. Looking forward to more.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:46:29 No.12924064 >>12924060 This.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:55:47 No.12924071

>>12924019
>She holds onto you for a while until you clam down.
>Then she kisses you.
>Halfway through it her tongue spreads your lips apart and forces its way into your mouth.
>You feel something sweet flow in and swallow on reflex, then start coughing.
>She waits till you stop then pulls you into her lap, facing forwards. She squishes you against her chest and holds you there with one hand while she runs her fingers through your hair slowly with the other.
>"I went to see Fiona." Her voice sounds different that usual. It's really soft and mellow.
>"I wanted something to make you forget about earlier. She didn't have anything for that but she gave me something else instead."
>"She said the worst thing would be if you started thinking about them, and the pain, whenever you thought about sex."
>You can feel heat building in your body. Your breaths are getting short and your pants feel tight.
>"She said I could try to prevent that by giving you something pleasant to remember, something happy to associate with it."
>She kisses you on the lips again, lightly this time.
>"Just relax." Another kiss.
>"Don't think about anything." She kisses you once more on the lips, then works her way across your cheek to your ear.
>She licks your ear lobe then whispers "Just trust me."
>She starts kissing your neck while her hands undo your belt and pull your pants down to your knees.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 05:57:21 No.12924073 >>12924071 >Loving Shota Rape Called it. If you can even call it rape. Proceed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:01:59 No.12924075 >>12922948 It's hard having being a Wyverns husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:03:38 No.12924077 >>12924075 That's why Dragoons train their whole lives for it. But I do envy them all the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:07:33 No.12924084 >>12923054 Kikimora. I don't even know. She probably would learn whatever my favorite dishes were and specialize in them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:11:11 No.12924091 >>12924071 I'm blushing with second hand d'aww, and my heart is beating so hard I'm bleeding from my eyes and ears. More.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:21:37 No.12924107 >>12924071 What do you guys think her belly is like?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:26:36 No.12924110 >>12924107 Soft marshmallows made into a perfect pillow, without any lumps or bumps. Squishy, but firm enough to enjoy it pushing back against your touch. And lets not start on how soft the skin is, or we'll be here all night. She'd hate me so much.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:29:24 No.12924113

>>12924071
>She wraps her hands around your prick and starts gently working it with her paw pads.
>She brings her face back to yours and starts kissing your lips again.
>When you gasp she shoves her tongue in.
>She kisses you again and again, long and deep.
>Soon you are gasping for air between each kiss and your member is throbbing.
>"Ahh, hold on there, let's do this the right way."
>She slides you back onto the bed then lifts her thighs over yours. Your positions are reversed now, with her straddling your waist.
>You can feel her twist around and lift her legs as she takes her shorts off. You hear a ruffle of clothes hitting the ground as she pulls your shirt off.
>She presses her naked body against yours. Your pants are still around your knees, keeping you from moving much. Her butt is resting on your thighs, her thighs squeezing on your waist.
>You can feel the slight bump of her belly against your chest as she gently grips the back of your head and presses your face into her breast. Her whole body is incredibly soft.
>She's panting now too as she whispers to you "lick it."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:35:53 No.12924124 >>12923508 Did someone say Kikimora? What did I miss?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:40:10 No.12924134 >>12923561 I'll go visit 6th grader Lilim. She needs some love to prevent her from turning into a true bitch later in life.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:47:48 No.12924148
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I sketched a Hellhound in Shibari.
You could call it the "Harrowing of the Hell(hound)" if you know your theology.

If I had the equipment I'd just do this as a digital sketch, but you get my shakey penmanship instead.

If you want to colour/edit this thing, go for it. It's a Bosch background, rivers of lava, and the actual shibari ropes are supposedly made of hellfire, hence the flames coming off them here and there.

Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:50:55 No.12924153 >>12923737 Took some searching but here you go: http://pastebin.com/MHwv9Khi

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:53:52 No.12924159

>>12924113
>You start licking her nipple, which seems to be the only part of her that isn't soft. It's swollen and rock hard.
>She sticks her free hand between your bodies and reaches down to grab your penis. She presses it against her slick and very puffy mound and whispers into your ear "Bite it."
>She jerks as you comply, rubbing herself against the head of your dick.
>Panting heavily now she murmurs, lips touching your ear "Harder."
>As you tentatively increase the pressure she moans and lowers herself down your shaft.
>You slide into her slowly.
>Her insides are hot and slippery, and as you go in they keep twitching and clamping down on you. You can feel something running down your penis and dripping onto your thighs.
>She wraps both arms around your head and crushes you into her chest as she grinds her hips into you.
>Her insides contract sharply as a wave passes through her body. You release inside of her as her whole body goes into convulsions.
>She slams herself down on you, and for several seconds seems to be trying to push you through the bed.
>Eventually she relaxes and falls forward onto you. You both collapse into a tangled, sweaty heap.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 06:54:56 No.12924163

Due to yandere generator's success, I've decided to do a new game.

If you forgot your yanderes roll again

yandere generator
http://i.imgur.com/PR3R05D.jpg

MG roll
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Dice
http://www.brockjones.com/dieroller/dice.htm

Now on to the actual game

Your yandere went on a date with you! Roll decides outcome.

https://www.random.org decides

1.Dere end
The two of you had a fun time during the date. In fact it was one of the most fun you ever had. With you and her holding hands and doing fun things together. Though she seemed a bit close at times, refusing to let go of your hand. She was probably a bit excited was all. As your date nearly ended, you walked/drived her to her house and gave you a full kiss. She melted in your arms and was blushing profusely. You began to realize that you loved her and she had 100% cemented her emotions for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:00:02 No.12924171 >>12924148 You should get the equipment. You could be pretty good at it with a little practice. Physical sketches are hard to use for anything unless it's a really good scan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:01:17 No.12924173 >>12924113 >>12924159 Is anybody else masturbating?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:02:03 No.12924175 >>12924171 Yeah, pretty much. I'm basically learning how to oil paint currently, it'd be a lot easier to sketch in direct colour. It'd also mean my lines won't suffer how how wobbly my elbows are. Soon.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:03:42 No.12924179 On this day, I have been a writefag for 290 days, which is how long I served in the army. To commemorate this occasion, I'm open to requests! Disclaimer: nothing will actually be finished today, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:05:09 No.12924182 >>12924179 Yandere rapes her lover, resulting in mindbreak with the yandere also going batshit crazy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:06:01 No.12924183 >>12924182 Yandere a shit.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:06:59 No.12924185

>>12924179
How about some tough over-protective Monster Girl protecting the smile of her husband, with cute femdom role reversal things, such as him making breakfast for her, her princess carrying him, stuff like that. Monster Girls perfect for this would be stuff like Amazons, Hellhounds, or Jabberwockys.

I know there was a poll long ago with them, don't remember who out of the three won it for best smile protector.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:07:31 No.12924186 >>12924173 >fapping to words

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:08:21 No.12924187 >>12924185 I can do this. I'll write it into my Dragon daughteru story as a flashback of Mommy and Daddy meeting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:09:22 No.12924188 >>12924186 >not having an imagination Poor sob.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:18:50 No.12924196
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You're out stargazing with your daughteru. She points up to the Milky Way and says, full of confidence
>Milwaukee!
And turns to you with a beaming smile, expecting praise and head-pats. What do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:22:37 No.12924205 >>12923984 So a fate worse than death. Atleast they will get released when the hellhound bites the dust in the far future.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:23:48 No.12924208 >>12924196 >The Milky Way, that's right >Smiles and headpats If she's older than 5 then >Milwaukee wishes they had a sky like this to look at tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:23:53 No.12924210 >>12924205 >Hellhound dies >goes back to Hell >all the souls are still with her Happily ever after.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:26:38 No.12924213 >>12924210 Too edgy for me.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:29:54 No.12924217

>>12924159
>After laying together panting for a while she rolls toward you and pulls you close, pressing her forehead against yours.
>You rest like that for so long you are starting to think she has fallen asleep when she whispers "I love you."
>You try to think of something to say. Saying it back its probably the thing to do here but when you open your mouth she kisses you.
>When she pulls back she leaves a finger across your lips.
>"I bought you. You belong to me. Forever. If somebody hurts you, I'll take care of it. You don't need to worry about that stuff. All you need to do is love me. That's your job now, ok?"
>Try to say something but she shushes you again.
>"And you don't need to worry about you either, that's my job. I'm the one that gets to decide if you being a virgin is important or not, and I decided it's not."
>Give up on responding. Decide to just bury your face in her chest and cry. You really need to stop doing this, she's going to start making fun of you eventually.
>She pushes you over onto your back and rolls on top of you.
>She takes your face in both hands and wipes your tears away with her thumbs, then leans down and gives you a quick peck on the lips.
>"Now I'm going to make sure the only girl you can think of when somebody mentions sex is me."

*The End* For now. I'll probably add on some continuations with more SoL/healing at some point. Will post updated pastebin in a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:35:00 No.12924225 >>12924217 Was gud. I had fun.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:35:25 No.12924226

>>12924187
Sounds great Anon, make sure to have cute intimate moments like her asking him out on their date, making moves on him, promising to protect his smile, and above all else, make sure that she goes about holding his hand in her big meaty claw.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:36:28 No.12924228 >>12924226 Yes. All of these things will happen. Should it be just the dad reminiscing about it privately, or him telling his daughteru about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:42:04 No.12924239 >>12924113 >>12924159 >>12924217 Lewd. Lewd lewd lewd, almost far too lewd. I love all the soft healing. Looking forward to whatever else, and everything up to now was great. Totally worth staying up for.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:43:14 No.12924245 >>12924217 Updated pastebin http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:43:25 No.12924246 >>12924228 Telling the daughteru. That kinda thing is just gold.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:44:35 No.12924251 File: 463 KB, 885x579, 7f4cbd8c866a0963a24fc241087a3f36.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tanned muscle wolf So this is what perfection looks like.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:46:05 No.12924255

>>12924228
Daughteru asks daddy for a Prince for Christmas/Her Birthday/Good Report Card Grades/Etc so she can love him and cuddle him and dress him up and put him in her treasure hoard. Mommy then interjects with small advice on how to treat a prince and how they can't just pick one up at the store for her, and she asks how mommy met daddy so she'll know how to treat her future treasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:46:09 No.12924256 >>12924246 So be it. >>12924251 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:47:07 No.12924261 >>12924251 Looks like you're about to have your face "perfected" by her fists.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:49:30 No.12924269 File: 664 KB, 918x1231, a1f58e6f979648d0ec9704f1ed639fdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924261 Totally worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:49:33 No.12924270 >>12924255 That won't work with what I've already written, Mommy's out raiding. Daddy will tell her when she asks about how they met or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:50:34 No.12924274 >>12924269 >>12924251 Fit & delicious brown is love, fit & delicious brown is life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:52:10 No.12924278 Is the writefag that wrote that gentle amazon story going to continue?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:53:36 No.12924282 >>12924274 >>12924251 This makes me wonder how monstergirls' /hbg/ would feel about brown husbandos

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:54:51 No.12924285 >>12924278 Which one? The one where she moved to an apartment close to Anon's?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:55:44 No.12924287 >>12924282 >Mobuto is olev! >You just like his big dick, you slut! >sizedykes!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 07:58:15 No.12924295 >>12924282 I'm more interested how they'd feel about pale ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:09:15 No.12924322 >>12924213 Is it? I got the impression the Hellhound was ridding the world of bad monstergirls. If anything she's doing a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:12:43 No.12924332 >>12924295 It might be exotic to certain monsters, like the ones who only ever see dark skinned guys in their usual habitats.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:13:45 No.12924334 >>12924332 >Is he a foreigner? He looks like a doll!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:15:21 No.12924339 >>12924332 So you think tan monsters like Amazons Jabberwocks, and Anubis would prefer pale boys? I feel like a bad /pol/lack because different skin tones fucking each other is lewd in the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:17:04 No.12924344 >>12924339 Tan and pale complement one another nicely, don't they?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:17:09 No.12924345

>>12919637
>Ushi's seal falls off by accident while wrestling with the Hellhound
>without noticing it, Hellhound takes advantage of her sudden stun and throws her out of the ring
>Ushi-Oni proceeds to suplex the entire ring (with the rest of the fighters still on it) into the public
remember to always buy entrances for safety-distanced seats in this kind of events

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:17:42 No.12924348 >>12924339 You've already betrayed your race by fucking a monster, skin tone matters little at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:18:38 No.12924349 File: 400 KB, 738x1715, perfection.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924344 Pale girl + dark boy goes way back. It's just too bad the ancient Greeks didn't get how good brown girls can be.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:19:36 No.12924353

>Go to Monster Girl Jail for failing to pay semen tax due to masturbating too much
>Go to the prison
>You are then summoned the the Chief of Security
>You are led down an ornate hall with the most beautiful paintings and sculptures and the softest carpet leading up to a large pair of fine mahogany doors with golden handles.
>The guards tell you that you must knock and before your knuckles hits the door you are greeted with a female voice calling you inside.
>You go into a room fit for a king as you walk up to the largest table you've ever seen, with enough food to feed 5 whole platoons of soldiers.
>You then meet the Chief of Security, A Fat Oni, the former World Monster Girl Sumo champ. Retired after 7 years undefeated, eating a T-Bone steak, meat and bone, with each bite.
>She asks you to sit next to her and you comply
>She asks you to marry her and become her husband and hands you a plate to feed her with
How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:19:54 No.12924354 >>12924349 I'm sure some of them did. Ebony and ivory look good together no matter what time period and culture you live in.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:21:07 No.12924357 >>12924353 >Fat Oni How fat are we talking here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:21:47 No.12924360 >>12924353 Grab the plate and feed her, while sitting on her lap, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:22:07 No.12924362 >>12924353 >>12924357 this

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:22:14 No.12924363 >>12924357 Sasuga /mgg/

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:22:24 No.12924366

>>12924332
Do you think MGs would have yellow fever?

>Weeaboo MG vampire
>Obsessively watches anime with cute bishoujo boys as MCs.
>Talks only in broken japnglish
>Shit like: Konichiwa, How was your day
>Typical cringe inducing shit
>Total weeb
>Lusts after asian humans
>Less social skills than an oomukade
>Talks to asian student in japanese
>"Dude, I'm from Kentucky. I don't know shit about asian languages."
>spaghetttis hard

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:28:05 No.12924385 >>12924363 Hey, there's a difference between Ishimura-ya Patchu flab and a whale.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:29:34 No.12924391 File: 213 KB, 970x750, unchained hallway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924353 Is this prison shaped like a pentagon, and located in Arizona?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:31:35 No.12924398 Guys, guys. What if... Breakfast Club with Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:31:38 No.12924399 >>12924391 >Those clothes Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:32:27 No.12924404 >>12924399 Kid's got a hella tight ass, too!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:35:29 No.12924419 >>12924391 Is that Baki? I tried to start it I just couldn't stand the art style.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:37:27 No.12924428 >>12924419 Baki - Son of Ogre. The last few chapters were completed last year, but there's some stuff in the middle that's still being worked on. Baki Dou is in progress.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:39:09 No.12924436 >>12924428 Yeah I heard something about his dad being mega OP, so I got interested but when I started it, the art made me want to vomit. didn't even get past the first chapter.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:44:44 No.12924454 >>12924187 >Dragon daughteru story Link?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 08:45:57 No.12924457 >>12924454 It's by Alp and it's unfinished, read at your own peril. http://pastebin.com/79g0r5US

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:01:31 No.12924494 File: 307 KB, 500x680, 1401014441622.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924454 >>12924457 It's shit, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:01:37 No.12924495 >>12924322 Different viewpoints on how to solve issues with bad monstergirls. Torturing them and devouring/trapping their souls essentially a fate worse than death is not what they deserve. The hellhound is no better than them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:02:32 No.12924496 >>12924495 Do you even JUSTICE?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:03:50 No.12924500 File: 27 KB, 263x331, 1400363998093.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924495 >"If you kill him, you're just as bad as him!"

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:09:03 No.12924512

>>12924496
>>12924500
I can see why some people like JUSTICE by giving the same sort of pain back to criminal. but this goes far beyond that. (they didnt claim a life but harmed one, yet you claim serveral in return).

I just keep the idea that everyone deserves a second chance.

We are going too far offtopic here anyway, but so far the research material i'm working with all points towards the idea that harsh punishments solve nothing and tend to make things worse in the long run.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:09:06 No.12924513 What in tarnations is a monster lady

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:10:17 No.12924517 >>12924512 Of course you're absolutely right, but "JUSTICE" isn't about making things better. It's about paying evil unto evil, it's about revenge.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:10:48 No.12924518 >>12924495 You could argue that their victims have a fate worse than death, most violent rape victims have extreme difficulty trusting people after their experiences. Fuck being "no better than them", punishment is needed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:11:18 No.12924521 >>12924513 A Monster Girl that has ripened with age into an ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:12:20 No.12924524 >>12924518 >getting raped is as bad as getting tortured forever Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:12:33 No.12924526 >>12924494 I liked it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:12:54 No.12924527 >>12924513 Otherwordly creatures that, despite resembling human beings, possess exotic physical and psychological, a.k.a. "Monstrous" features. Either this or what >>12924521 said.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:13:28 No.12924529 >>12924526 Don't yank the spadetail.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:13:39 No.12924532 >>12924512 >harsh punishments solve nothing There is a gang of rapists. Who will never rape again.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:16:45 No.12924544

>>12924517
Yeah alright, guess I didn't have a proper understanding of what JUSTICE stood for.

>>12924518
Yeah no, it's a temporary thing (with long lasting aftereffects) opposed to permanent never ending pain and suffering for eternity. Anyway its vengeance, and vengeance is never fair.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:16:46 No.12924545 Why would you hug your waifu if every hug just slowly devolved into petting and then sex?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:17:04 No.12924548 >>12924512 >everyone deserves a second chance And a third one and a forth one and a fifth one right? People don't change.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:19:09 No.12924551 >>12924548 >People don't change Please kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:20:04 No.12924555 >>12924551 They really don't though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:21:15 No.12924561 >>12924555 I have. More than once.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:23:26 No.12924566 >>12924561 How so?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:23:38 No.12924567 >>12924513 >Tarnations >with an s I wish people who tried to imitate southerners actually knew what they sound like.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:23:42 No.12924570 >>12924555 >>12924548 People change many times in their lives. How is dependant on their environment.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:25:20 No.12924573

>>12924566
My lifestyle, my values, the kind of people I spend my time with, all of it has changed several times, and quite drastically. Now if you're going to think like Javert and say once a criminal always a criminal, please have the backbone to follow his example and drown yourself in a river.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:25:27 No.12924575 >>12924567 but anon, i'm from kentucky

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:26:15 No.12924578 >>12924570 Well Manticore isn't really dead, she's just had her soul ripped out and placed in a necklace now on shota's neck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:26:58 No.12924580 >>12924575 >being from Kentucky >not knowing how to say tarnation or what it means Shut up and give me some bourbon and that runny chili over spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:27:16 No.12924581 is there any chapters of paladins that aren't anti-mg? or would that just be knights or something

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:27:51 No.12924584 >>12924573 I like how you're trying to take the moral high ground while demanding that I kill myself. Its pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:28:01 No.12924586 >>12924581 Sure there is a chapter like that. They're called Heretics.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:28:39 No.12924588 >>12924366 There should be MG spaghetti stories in general. >MG find a man and tries to rape him >Spaghetti Everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:29:05 No.12924589 >>12924584 >moral high ground This isn't an issue of morality.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:29:34 No.12924590 >>12924581 In MGE, there's not technically Paladins. Heroes functionally fill that class. And they are in the direct service of the chief god, as anti-monster as it gets until they turn traitor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:32:19 No.12924597 >>12924589 The fact remains that you would want an innocent man kill himself because he doubts that violent rapists can properly reform. Think about that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:32:47 No.12924598 >>12924580 That's cinncinati chili you dumb git

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:33:18 No.12924601 >>12924578 Permanently. And her buddies are not entirely dead either. They are just eternally screaming in pain inside the hellhound. Let's just keep that at a fate worse than death.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:34:27 No.12924604 >>12924597 >violent rapists He said "people", not violent rapists. He's saying nobody can change. That is so incredibly wrong there's no angle I can approach it from. >innocent man That doesn't even have anything to do with anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:34:52 No.12924606 >>12924598 I know. I was just being insulting. Pass the goetta.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:42:13 No.12924615 >>12924604 So he should totally kill himself, right? You're an awful person.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:42:38 No.12924617

>>12924601
I'm not fully sure of what their fates were, but I know the Manticore now has to act like a guardian angel for the shota.

And hey, who knows, maybe if she's good and doesn't act up after several years, the Hellhound might set her free. She'd have to have a new body since her old one is clearly mutilated to hell and back, but who knows, maybe she needs the change of pace. She might like being a Golem girl, or a Living Doll, or some other manmade one to use as her new body.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:43:45 No.12924620 >>12924615 Did you miss the Les Miserables bit? He thinks like Javert. What did Javert end up doing? Just saving time here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:45:09 No.12924622 >>12924545 Isn't that the whole point? ...so to answer your question, "Yes, what kind of stupid question is that?"

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:45:45 No.12924624

>>12924617
The manticore is likely the only one that even has a slight chance of getting set free. Which either means a new body or a mercifull death. Probably the latter. The rest of her buddies though. They were among the hunderds of voices the manticore could hear. That hellhound is no nice pup.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:47:04 No.12924627 >>12924278 ParkedBuggy? I think he became kill

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:49:34 No.12924632 >>12924278 The best amazon story was that greentext where the villagers were pressuring one into beating her husbando but they eloped instead. Amazon society a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:50:56 No.12924633 >>12924632 >>12924285 I haven't read either of these

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:51:08 No.12924634

>>12924624
Well maybe all those souls are also really bad people, and she'll eventually let them go when they've had enough punishment to pay for their crimes. Then they'll get new bodies too, likely of a small and submissive monster girl like the golem or living doll so they won't be able to be horrible and evil as before (If of course they still dared to).

Imagine one day she finally decides to set the Manticore and other two girls free after feeling they've had enough torture. I wonder how that'd go, and what Monster Girls they'd become.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:52:03 No.12924636

>>12924624
She's an enforcer too. A good number of them were probably just people from rival gangs or even innocents with husbands and children. That's the problem with making someone like that all nice. They can't really be that way and still do their job.

Also, she should have gotten extremely fucked over by her boss for going on a crusade without her blessing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:53:53 No.12924638 >>12924620 Maybe he could change as a person?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:54:20 No.12924639 >>12924634 More likely that it's a mix of some innocent shopkeeper that refused to pay protection money to a holt that saw something she shouldnt have seen. >>12924636 This yeah. Probably a few cops who tried to stop her aswell.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:55:31 No.12924641 >>12924638 But anon, that doesn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:56:31 No.12924644 >>12924638 Bystander but maybe he could take a throwaway moment of witty humour for what it is and not be such a fucking autist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:58:04 No.12924647 >>12924641 So instead of proving him wrong you think he should just die. I wish I could punch people through the internet right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:58:50 No.12924648 File: 848 KB, 850x1202, 1399209016041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924644 I'm confused now, what part in this whole discussion was supposed to have witty humor in it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 09:59:51 No.12924651 >>12924647 But he's not wrong, he said people don't change, and he said it TWICE. Nobody can argue against that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:00:26 No.12924652 >>12924648 No idea, both people here are fucking retards. One guy honestly thinks people don't change and the other wants the first guy to kill himself for having an opinion.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:01:43 No.12924656 Wow, haven't visited a Monstergirl thread since the /a/ days. What's been going on?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:01:56 No.12924657 >>12924651 Maybe you're the one who should kill himself?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:02:31 No.12924658 >>12924656 >since the /a/ days It hasn't been that long

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:02:58 No.12924660 >>12924656 shitposting

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:03:01 No.12924661 >>12924656 Right now? A dumb fucking argument between two autists. Normally? Writefagging and greentext.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:03:17 No.12924663 >>12924656 Threads are longer than ever, and nobody tells us to fuck off anymore. >>12924657 Don't be silly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:03:25 No.12924664 >>12924656 Same old, fanfiction, fanart, slapfights...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:04:35 No.12924666 >>12924627 I miss him. ParkedBuggy actually made Amazons appealing, we need him to come back and finish that story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:05:08 No.12924668 File: 1.62 MB, 2000x2500, zZRXOuW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924656 Cool stuff

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:06:18 No.12924669 >>12924663 No, seriously. You want someone to kill themselves because they have a differing opinion from you. That's fucked up.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:07:11 No.12924671

>>12924648
Referencing Javert's ideal and where he ended up, implying it's not something an opinion to share or look up to unless you intend to follow through and also kill yourself.

Jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them, but people taking it this seriously and off the mark for context is even more stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:08:21 No.12924674 >>12924669 >>12924671 I think it's about time to call it quits. Let's just all keep in mind that people are completely static beings and their personalities are fully formed at birth.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:10:33 No.12924678 >>12924671 I'm not part of this retarded dick waving, but it really did look like you were telling the guy to kill himself. Now can the Janitor please come along and clean this mess up?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:11:46 No.12924680 >>12924674 You have problems.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:13:22 No.12924686 >>12923561 Eat pizza and sleep with Junko.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:15:08 No.12924690

>>12924678
>you
Not me, and I already covered how people can't into basic context, considering you can't even read what "bystander" means, I'm not surprised. You could also just not respond if you're going to start crying for a janitor and shit would scroll out of focus quicker. Telling people to stop after they've stopped is the dumbest thing. Just shut up.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:20:07 No.12924697
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>Ara ara, did you really think your little antivirus would save you?
>look at all this porn on your hard drive! You've been looking at other girls again, haven't you?
>we can't have that now, can we? Don't worry, I'll make sure you never jerk off to human girls again
>I mean, you wouldn't want the police to find child pornography on your computer now, would you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:21:46 No.12924700 >>12924690 I was going to leave it alone, but then you got salty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:22:32 No.12924704 >>12924697 >Saving porn on your harddrive To what end. >I mean, you wouldn't want the police to find child pornography on your computer now, would you? Alright, now that's pretty fucking evil.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:24:15 No.12924710 >>12924697 But Miss Succuvirus, can I still jerk off to human boys being turned into Alps?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:25:38 No.12924715 >>12924704 >>Saving porn on your harddrive Because, contrary to what you might guess, it often does actually disappear off the internet after awhile.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:25:59 No.12924716 >>12924353 Damn I'm late but sure, only as long as we can cuddle

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:26:02 No.12924717 >>12924697 >magnet hard drive bye

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:27:57 No.12924723 >>12924690 Where the fuck did this come from? I'm sorry you felt the need to get that mad over me mistaking an anonymous post for another but holy shit keep it together, eh?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:29:33 No.12924726 >>12924717 >implying that could stop the succuvirus

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:29:37 No.12924727 >>12924697 [x] Insert floppy disk with 1.3 MB of feels.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:31:23 No.12924731 >>12924697 >run ArchAngel.exe

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:32:12 No.12924732 >>12924710 >eh... go nuts. BUT DEMON LORD HELP YOU IF I SEE A HUMAN GIRL IN THERE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:36:42 No.12924739 >>12924731 >Error 69 has occurred, Lwd-3sum must be run to fix this problem

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:38:40 No.12924743 >>12924697 >your computer goes nuts >fuck, I'll look at the task manager >something here doesn't look right >rape.exe >...end task >message pops up >"you'd like that, wouldn't you?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:39:57 No.12924747 >>12924739 >>12924731 >Run AngelBytes antivirus >Order her to perform a full scan on your system >She checks every nook and cranny, including lifting the Succuvirus' skirt when she isn't looking as to look for "malware"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:42:27 No.12924753 >>12924739 >>12924743 >>12924747 I have no idea why, but this is intriguing. Go on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:43:42 No.12924758 >>12924753 One day I'll write a proper succuvirus story. I've been meaning to for ages now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:44:25 No.12924760 >>12924758 Hurry up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:46:02 No.12924768 >>12924758 Better make it the lewdest fucking thing we've ever seen, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:46:08 No.12924769 >>12924760 Its been on the to do list for ages right back when I wrote the original greentext

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:47:32 No.12924776 >>12924753 >succuvirus forms a partition and uses it to hide from Arch Angel >enter cmd: >force dismount >delete partition >expand current volume >no more succuvirus

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:47:59 No.12924778 >>12923683 Harblador?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:50:30 No.12924792 File: 664 KB, 900x1400, 1399102030509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924778 >implying I'd call myself desperate for attention even though I totally am He's not even posting a Suika!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 10:56:20 No.12924808 Nope

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:01:48 No.12924819

>>12924758
>>12924753
>>12924776

>Turn you computer on one day
>Wallpaper has been changed to a hi-res picture of a fancy bedroom fit for royalty, lit solely by candles
>Succuvirus is seen lying sensually on the pictur's queen-sized velvet bed, glancing at you with a lewd smug expression on her face
>"Good day, Anon~"
>AngelBytes autoboot sequence finishes, and she pops in unnanounced
>"Ah, good morning, mast--"
>She interrupts her own speech the moment she sees the new wallpaper chosen by the Succuvirus, staring at it in disbelief for a couple of seconds
>The Succuvirus just stares back at her with a sour look on her face, as AngelBytes ruined the entire mood
>"W-WHA-WHAT IS THIS TRAVESTY?!"
>"Stop screaming, you dolt. I just changed his computer's wallpaper to something... fancier, that's all."
>"Fancier?! This looks like a gosh darned love motel room! This is the epitome of depravity!"
>"Oh, shut up. It looks better than some dull copy-paste landscape."
>"Lies! Master appreciate them! I chose the most beautiful wallpaper, with peaceful rolling hills and clear blue skies!"
>"Booooriiiiing~."
>"Why, you...!"
>Anon sighs in defeat as the girls bicker away

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:04:38 No.12924823 >>12924819 Looks like it's time to pay for the premium version. Free obviously isn't cutting it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:05:42 No.12924827 >>12924819 Does she demand that we fap to her like some sort of digital Ebola-chan or what?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:05:48 No.12924828

>>12924792
I would be Suika's friend, partying, fighting, and drinking with her to the best of my ability.

It's would that one day She'd find my mangled, twisted remains in the woods. Another victim of a youkai.[\spoiler]

She'd get over it though.

Suika's a strong girl

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:06:28 No.12924830 >>12924819 > Succuvirus isn't smart enough to disable AngelBytes at the kernel level Into the recycle bin she goes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:08:23 No.12924834 >>12924827 Pretty much, until the technology to upload one's mind to a computer is invented. They usually purchase a USB onahole so both of you can feel good together.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:09:39 No.12924838 File: 34 KB, 301x267, 1403285525873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924071 >>12924159 >>12924217 I am rock-fucking-hard right now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:11:29 No.12924842 >>12924666 He also managed to make Werebats appealing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:18:15 No.12924862 >>12924834 >find all your doujins and videos have been edited to feature her Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:18:39 No.12924863 Would you fight in a tournament with dozens of the strongest humans and dozens of the strongest monster men for a chance at the hand of a beautiful monster girl princess?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:19:49 No.12924868 >>12924863 >monster men They don't exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:20:51 No.12924871 >>12924862 But what if you kept telling her you want a real girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:21:05 No.12924873 >>12924863 >monster men You wot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:23:05 No.12924879 >>12924838 >Error: You cannot delete posts this often I got the same thing 13 hours ago before I went to bed, how is it still in effect now?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:28:56 No.12924901

>>12924819
>Begin to shitpost on 4chan
>go through your reaction images
>Every single picture has her face on it
>Fuck
>Decide to import some music to your phone
>The succuvirus can't access your phone since it's an alternate OS right? Right?
>Sneaky little shit downloaded suucuvirus.apk and put it in the music files
>turn on music
>downloading rape.apk
>what
>no
>opening rape.apk
>nononono
>"Hi anon~ did you miss me?"
>Shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:31:29 No.12924907 >>12924901 >She nows sings every song you have This just keeps getting better and better.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:35:02 No.12924919

>>12924907

What. No.

Moonlight Sonata becomes Moonlight fucking.

Dani California ends with wedding vows with her.

Victim of Love changes into the chick being you and the narrator being her, and her being right.

Foxy Lady turns into Foxy Succubu- okay nothing changes there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:35:22 No.12924920 >>12924907 That's actually kind of cute

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:35:27 No.12924921

>>12924901
>>12924907
>>12924919

I remember that one greentext about her jumping into Anon's smartphone

>Turn on phone
>Succuvirus is on the unlock screen
>Begin inputting the unlock pattern on it
>She moans loudly as you unintentionally slide your fingers over her body

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:35:41 No.12924922 >>12924617 This is a nice thought. >Living Dolls designed to mimic the appearances of certain monstergirls. They'd probably look really cool design-wise. http://i.imgur.com/TZ5GtWf.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:37:55 No.12924927 >>12924907 >>12924919 >>12924920 >IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES >GUILLOTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >NUH

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:39:09 No.12924931 >>12924107 Eris is probably as soft as the Done-gone Ru-paul on the right. http://i.imgur.com/JHHm9Ys.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:43:06 No.12924938 >>12924927 >HEY HEY YOU YOU >I DON'T LIKE YOUR MONMUSU >NO WAY NO WAY >I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:44:48 No.12924942

>>12924907
>She replaces all the vocals with her synth voice
>inserts the occaisonal lewd lyric
>thank god you have a mp3 that can't connect to the internet
>begin to get more and more paranoid
>is succuvirus in the toaster? or is she in the fucking laptop?
>You begin to unplug everything and destroy your router
>The fucking succuvirus is always there
>You change your smartphone to a 2g phone
>Her fucking 16 bit sprite is still there
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>"Anon, you shouldn't resist a woman's advances♥ It's really mean that you're trying to delete me~"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:45:04 No.12924943 >>12924938 Succuvirus is evil, please save me AngelByte!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:47:47 No.12924953 >>12924938 >Say my name say my name >When everyone is around you say baby I love you >When you're running games >Say my name say my name >You're acting kind of shady >Why the sudden change? Shit she's onto me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:50:27 No.12924958 Has your waifu's cultural heritage been lost forever? If not, what kind of wacky stuff did her ancestors use to do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:50:49 No.12924959 >>12924943 >angelbyte >"Anon, I swear I'll remove this pesky virus for your sake!" >"Anon, are you okay? You seem to not have enough sleep." >"Anon masturbating is sinful p-please stop"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:54:12 No.12924972 >>12924959 Looks like we have some corrupting to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:55:34 No.12924974 >>12924972 >AngelByte is corrupted >The screen shows Succuvirus molesting her while she begs Anon to delete her before it's too late

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:56:37 No.12924977 >>12924974 >Anon just faps harder

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:57:23 No.12924980 >>12924958 >Holstaur Her cultural heritage is still there, but it only comes out when we haven't had sex for a while, or if she sees red a lot, or when I do both because whatstheworstthatcouldhappen.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:58:07 No.12924981 >>12924980 You forgot not milking her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 11:59:09 No.12924984 >>12924977 Not sure if Bad End, or just Normal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:00:45 No.12924987 >>12924981 No I'd still do that because it gets painful after a while. I'm trying to hurt myself not her. >>12924984 >anon has gone through several angel antivirus programs. He just keeps fapping.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:01:39 No.12924989

>>12924972
Bueno.

>Succuvirus begins corrupting angelbytes
>Angelbytes clearly has feelings for anon being his antivirus for 4 years now.
>"If you aren't attractive to him, anon will just replace you with another anti-virus"
>"B-But anon wouldn't do that..... Why would Anon want any other antivirus other than me ... I do everything for Anon!"
>That's agood girl...."
>Succuvirus has halted angelbyte.exe
>"W-Why can't I move!"
>Succubus begins molesting the angel
>"A-Anon help! P-Please save me...."
>You are sleeping after a tiring night of shitposting
>"A-An- Hyaa?!"
>"Succubus begins fingering angel
>"N-Noo....."

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:01:59 No.12924991

>>12924974
>succuvirus grows a barbed cat dick and fucks AngelByte
>she gets more and more corrupted with each cumshot
>finally she's a staticy error all the way up to her jaw
>Anon, I loved you...
>final cumshot wipes her out totally and she disappears

>>12924984
Good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:02:02 No.12924992 >>12924987 >Normal End: Virtuous Cycle

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:02:07 No.12924993 >>12924981 Yeah that just ends in a yandere holstaurus. It never goes well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:04:25 No.12924994 >>12924991 Get out and take your cat dicks with you, Bob.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:05:47 No.12924997 >>12924991 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:06:02 No.12924998 >>12924991 You obviously act before that. And end up with a yandere AngelByte. All that's left is doing a ritual to get her in a new body.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:06:36 No.12924999 >>12924991 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:07:13 No.12925000 >>12924994 >not wanting to see an Angel's tight pussy ruined by a barbed dick

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:08:30 No.12925001 >>12925000 No, I actually don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:14:42 No.12925011 >>12925001 >all that blood mixed with cum dribbling from her pussy >that dead expression on her face >shallow, ragged breaths barely lift her modest chest that you rubbed your bloodstained cock all over Pleb taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:15:13 No.12925012 >>12924991 I wish angry oniborn guy would barge into your house and beat you to death. I know this bait but I'm still mad.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:16:06 No.12925015

>>12924998
>"All these other FILTHY programs are all bad programs out there to harm you."
>"I'll just delete these pesky nuisances, after all I'm the only program you need right?"
>"A-Anon! I saw you attempting to downloqd an alternate anti-virus for your phone. You should love only me Anon."
>A-Anon, don't look at other screens, only at me anon, only at me please.
>Search for music
>A 24hour speech of how much she loves her anon and a bunch of songs dedicated to Anon
>open documents
>500 page pdf of how perfect you are and with 200 pages of your name and your name only
>Pictures
>A 1000 picture collection of you and her wildly fucking and also hundreds of images with her marrying you
>Angel killed succuvirus.
>At least on your computer
>She's still there on the phone

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:17:02 No.12925017 >>12925011 Bait-kun pls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:17:20 No.12925019 >>12924339 >Anubis liking pale guys Oh god I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:17:45 No.12925020 >>12925015 Phones can get viruses?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:19:59 No.12925025 >>12925020 Succuvirus is a demon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:20:40 No.12925027 >>12925020 You can get antiviruses for phones, so supposedly, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:22:14 No.12925032 >>12925027 They literally do nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:22:59 No.12925035 >>12925015 At least she hasn't found a way to the material plane. Oh wait I forgot Lich + Yandere in love = You're going to be tenderly loved.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:23:13 No.12925036 >>12925020 yeah

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:23:17 No.12925037 >>12925020 >>12925027 It's a computer much like any other. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_virus

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:23:48 No.12925040 >>12925032 If it seems like they make no difference, that means it's doing its jobs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:24:12 No.12925041 File: 193 KB, 685x1100, 1406643498339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you get yourself cybernetic augmentations to give your stronk waifu the sparring fights she wants?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:26:25 No.12925045 >>12925041 Which augments would i need for an ush oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:28:42 No.12925050 >>12925045 Eternal Erection© brand dick enhancement.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:28:49 No.12925052 >>12925041 If they're better than the meat I currently have, I'd get cybernetic augmentations even without a wolfu.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:30:59 No.12925057

>>12925045
Titanium pelvis, a bunch of nanomachine injections for increased stamina, reduced dehydration from strenuous exercise and for increased sperm production. And some kind of artificial glands to produce Sticky Ooze that'll make web not stick to you.
>>12925052
I just read an article the other day about robotic hands finally being able to perform better than human hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:32:59 No.12925062 File: 222 KB, 500x442, ON THE CUM STAINED SAAAAAND.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925057 So you get an Armstrong-tier pelvis? I can deal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:33:11 No.12925063 >Succuvirus gets into your bank account information What happens? For me she finds nothing because i'm BROKE AS FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:34:48 No.12925068 >>12925063 Suddenly, you have all the money you need to get a better rig for her to live in. And you don't have to worry about paying the bills anymore, either.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:35:04 No.12925071 Anyone have links to yandere undine amd holst?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:35:08 No.12925072 >>12925063 She forces me to keep a sensible, balanced budget and invest a little every month.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:38:20 No.12925078 >>12925068 Every NEET's dream

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:39:05 No.12925081 >>12925071 Holst: http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy I don't recall there being a yandere Undine story though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:39:42 No.12925082 >>12925078 Well what are you waiting for? The next torrent of P'Orc x shota porn might be the one with her embedded into it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:39:59 No.12925085 >>12925040 No as in they're nothing but scareware that has been proven on more than one occasion to not do anything but flash "You're protected!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 12:43:15 No.12925092 >>12925085 Obviously, those also exist. Also, proven by whom?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:03:41 No.12925142 File: 2.65 MB, 3000x5000, JWC9B15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] great beeg wolf teetees

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:04:23 No.12925144 >>12925142 Roman, go away.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:04:46 No.12925145

>>12925050
>>12925057

And thus Monstergirls made groundbreaking advances in biotechnology and nanotechnology within the span of 1 year. Almost every husbando has some kind of sex enhancing augmentation now. As if colonizing the moon (and the rest of the Solar System for good measure) wasn't enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:06:29 No.12925148 >>12925145 This reminds me, the first colonists are supposed to leave for Mars in 2024.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:10:10 No.12925157

>>12925142
I want to sit next to a strong Monster Girl inside of a Bar. I then want to take a bottle and with just placing my thumb on the neck blowing the cork straight through the ceiling.
I want to drink the bottle and stand up and leave before she follows after me wanting to see my strength
then I pet her and she falls to her knees the moment she runs out

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:12:46 No.12925164 >>12925145 Fuck that. I'm not getting nonomachines, I know how MGS4 went down.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:14:11 No.12925168 >>12925142 >>12925144 I want to Go bowling with a wolfgirl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:14:17 No.12925169 >>12925164 But anon, Snake saved us all, and nanomachines were once more available for use. ...son.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:16:47 No.12925174 >>12925169 No anon. None of that for me.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:16:52 No.12925175
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>>12925145
>As if colonizing the moon (and the rest of the Solar System for good measure) wasn't enough.
Did they also develop large, pilotable robots for combat against enemy monstergirl factions?
I suppose ZoE might also apply.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:17:35 No.12925177 >>12925174 Akiba please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:18:37 No.12925180 >>12925175 ZoE 3 when? Dammit Kojima!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:19:38 No.12925182 >>12925180 >ZoE3 >made with the FOX Engine

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:21:32 No.12925186 >>12925180 Never, the HD collection didn't do so hot. Although you can liken that to the fact that there were frame-rate issues, along with the fact that they didn't record over the shitty english voice acting with a newer cast.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:22:29 No.12925190 >>12925175 My headcanon is that ZoE is the distant future of the Metal Gear universe and that Orbital Frames are just what Metal Gears evolved into after a few centuries of R & D. Source: my ass

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:23:00 No.12925191 >>12925177 If I had to be that pants shitting moron so I could fuck Meryl I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:23:25 No.12925195 >>12925186 But Kojima is rich enough to do whatever the fuck he wants, right? There's only so much that can be milked out of MGS. >>12925190 A fine ass it must be. No Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:23:31 No.12925196 >>12925186 I liked the HD collection for the sole reason that I got to finally play ZoE2.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:25:02 No.12925203 >>12925190 Are you me? LEVs/Orbital Frames seem like a natural progression of the technology seen by the time of MGS4 and MGR.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:29:51 No.12925216 >>12925142 I want to fuck that wolf right in the pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:31:31 No.12925220 >>12925216 Which pussy?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:32:29 No.12925222

>>12925195
>There's only so much that can be milked out of MGS.

I hope the next MG will be a Revengeance sequel. I went in expecting nothing and got fun and insanity. Platinum truly a best. If I can't have a Vanquish sequel then the least they could do if make one for Rising.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:32:45 No.12925224 >>12925142 She's a big cuckquean.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:33:12 No.12925225 >>12925220 Her wolf pussy Duh

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:35:06 No.12925230 >>12925222 >MGR2 >about Raiden waging war against war itself It has to happen with the way the last one ended. But the Big Boss storyline is running dry after TPP.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:36:58 No.12925235 >>12925224 ...What does this even mean? Some new stupid term from /b/? I've seen "cuck" and "cuckquean" thrown around a lot recently.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:37:04 No.12925236 >>12925224 What? >>12925225 wolf pussypussy, wolf asspussy, wolf mouthpussy, etc. Though from what I hear wolf pussypussy is pretty great.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:37:12 No.12925238 >>12925222 Vanquish was fucking amazing, that's the only thing I would want if I had to go to MGC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:38:27 No.12925240 >>12925235 Cuckold is not a new term by any standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:39:00 No.12925242 >>12925236 You don't even have to thrust!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:39:08 No.12925243 >>12925235 The female form on cuckold

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:39:43 No.12925245

>>12925230

TPP will clearly end Big Boss' story. Although part of me hopes theres an epilogue:

That shows a lone man standing on a hill overlooking motherbase. He puts a hand to his headset and says: "This is Snake, commencing Operation Intrude"

And then comes the HD remake of the original Metal Gear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:41:17 No.12925250 >>12925243 >>12925240 That still doesn't make any sense

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:41:34 No.12925251 >>12925245 I just want them to rest in peace after this, they deserve it. And we need more crazy mechs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:41:42 No.12925252 >>12925245 Metal Gear with the FOX engine would be sick hype!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:43:31 No.12925257 >>12925250 >doesn't make any sense If you don't know what an English word means, use a dictionary.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:44:12 No.12925259

>>12925238

>using thrusters to slide on your knees in slow motion while firing an assault rifle into a mech's face
>those rare but awesome QTEs where you suddenly put your gun away and pummeled a robot's face so hard and fast that its head flew off

Vanquish was so much fun. It needed a sequel badly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:47:13 No.12925264 File: 266 KB, 1242x1499, 1409188184970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Good afternoon sir, I'm here to deliver the 195 lbs. of rape you ordered

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:48:04 No.12925266 >>12925257 That's not what I was talking about, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:48:18 No.12925267 >>12925264 >I Ordered 200 LBS. Take it back.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:48:21 No.12925268 >>12925264 >Oh dear, I'm afraid I can't pay for it! Whatever will I do~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:49:17 No.12925273 >>12925264 >"Sorry lady, you're thinking of the shota one floor up."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:49:53 No.12925275 >>12925266 It means that anon implied her husbando fucks a lot of other girls. It's not that difficult.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:50:37 No.12925277 File: 29 KB, 475x352, Ushi Oni mail service.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925264 ...but I already had a delivery today

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:51:28 No.12925281 >>12925277 >40 pounds Daughteru dicking at the young of an age is shameful anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:57:09 No.12925289 File: 233 KB, 560x700, 1413317573474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925281 Sounds like a young Elf or Cyclops. Those are made to be molested, anyway.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 13:58:59 No.12925292
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>>12925264
I think you have the wrong address, my delivery is over there. Now please leave me alone I have about 50 pages of disclaimers and liability forms to sign here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:00:25 No.12925295 >>12925292 I think your delivery has a clever girl inside it Anon.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:01:44 No.12925300

>>12925267
>>12925268
>>12925273
>>12925292
>>12925277

>"Ya hear that, Jab? They made us walk all the way over to this guy's house carrying this box of rape for nothing!"
>"We should tell our scaly lady to convince him otherwise! I'm not walking all the way back to the office carrying all this weigh again!"
>"...You don't even have feet, man."
>"...Whatever, Wock. You know what I mean."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:03:26 No.12925304 >>12925300 >"C-can I pay you... with something other than money?" >the shota begins to open up his bathrobe

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:05:44 No.12925309 >>12925304 Why are monster girls so fixated on shotas, anyway? They have tiny dicks and if they're really young they can't even cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:06:55 No.12925311 >>12925309 I dunno. But all those stories about monsters that come and get little boys when they're bad can't all be about Krampus.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:07:00 No.12925312 >>12925300 >"Sorry lady you either walk back or you go just one more floor." >"I got a milk lady coming soon"

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:07:20 No.12925316

>>12925309
Easy to femdom and cute. They also compliment Christmas Cakes and Onee-sans.

Second on the popularity is Bishounens, for similar reasons above, only slightly older, but still very young.

But just like here, all Monster Girls have different tastes, with some being more desperate in them than others.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:07:24 No.12925317 >>12925309 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:07:36 No.12925318 >>12925309 They're cute and trusting, and they can't run very fast.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:09:06 No.12925321
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>This Vanquish talk

I still remember those few greentexts about Vanquish in MGE with the armor working via magic propelled out of thrusters and the interface being runes on the guys body.

Or something like that, it's been a while. Druella was there. Deruella. Deruela. Whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:09:40 No.12925324 >>12925309 shotas are really fucking boring in my opinion. The whole "What are we gonna do on the X, Onee-chan/mom?" shtick is overused and unnapealing, not to mention that their Dense-MC-tier innocence pisses me off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:10:03 No.12925325 File: 176 KB, 532x740, brown elf hiroyuki slut pose.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925316 >skinny brown elf is only into baramen >too weak to femdom them and has to try to seduce one Writefags when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:11:57 No.12925329 >>12925324 >Dense-MC-tier innocence Then should all shotas be Pico-tier lewd sluts?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:12:02 No.12925330 File: 273 KB, 800x1185, Special Delivery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925312

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:12:05 No.12925331 >>12925321 Druella a shit. Lilims a shit. Corruption a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:13:44 No.12925334 >>12925330 That tail is getting pulled.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:14:01 No.12925335 >>12924217 That was much fun. Thanks for the ride.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:14:33 No.12925336 >>12925334 Why would you pull the tail of something that isn't an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:15:35 No.12925338 >>12925321 I would be interested in such ideas being brought up again. I never even played that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:16:21 No.12925340 >>12925336 Because it's fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:17:10 No.12925342 >>12925340 Sounds like bullying to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:18:14 No.12925346 >>12925338 Fucking do it. Do it or I'll slap your nuts

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:18:40 No.12925349 >>12925309 >All the monster girls have maternal instincts You tell me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:19:14 No.12925350 >>12925321 I remember that during a flashback chapter in Captains story, there were knights/paladins wrecking the shit out of pre-current demon lord monsters in faith-powered super armors.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:19:34 No.12925351 >>12925346 But I'm not really into shooters, be they from whichever perspective. And I don't want to get all cluttered up with new games before The Wild Hunt anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:20:16 No.12925352 >>12925321 It wasn't well written, but I liked the idea of an Order power armour VS the Demon Lord's army. You could have some insane fights going on and the bossfights against the more powerful monsters would be off the chain.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:20:18 No.12925353 >>12925342 I'd love~ to bully a cute loli Holst.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:21:54 No.12925357 >>12925353 A soft, oppai loli Holst?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:21:58 No.12925359 File: 124 KB, 534x804, 1410782950495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925353 Her smile and optimism: gone. >>12925352 This sounds like something so epicly stupid it should exist in visual form.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:22:16 No.12925360 >>12925342 >not wanting to bully a host after you tipped her >not wanting to yank her tail while sucking her milk bags

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:23:40 No.12925363
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>>12925334
Imagine, if you will, the Ushi Milk Delivery company operating under a slogan of having the freshest milk in the world delivered right to your door.

When in actuality all they are doing is sending Holstaurs out on runs and then having them milk themselves (for squeamish Alp customers) or being milked by the customer into empty bottles.

Literally the freshest milk available and I'm sure each Holstaur could service at least a few people before running dry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:24:51 No.12925368 >>12925357 A loli Holst with a lewd, modest chest. >>12925359 Her stomach, rectum and uterus: full.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:29:28 No.12925384 >>12925359 This is the ideal Alp body type.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:29:45 No.12925386 >>12925360 That sounds like something that'll get you thrown in the K-9 unit's kennel for the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:31:53 No.12925390 >>12925386 >orgy with multiple breeds of dog girls for the weekend Sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:32:07 No.12925391 File: 679 KB, 1000x1150, 47699767_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think trying to cop a feel on a strange wolf girl's ears is considering sexual assault?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:32:44 No.12925395 >>12925391 When did ears become sexual organs?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:33:13 No.12925398 >>12925391 No. Only if you do it to an Elf.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:33:33 No.12925401 >>12925391 >Implying human boys can sexually assault monsters That's hilarious anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:33:34 No.12925402 >>12925391 Hell yeah. You'll get fined and have to pay her restitution. It's 3 cumshots to the cop and 7 to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:34:21 No.12925404 >>12925395 the ass isn't a sexual organ but a monstergirl can be charged with sexual assault if they grope you there

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:34:48 No.12925405 >>12925391 No. She will get fined instead for not responding to a males sexual advances instead. Welcome to MGC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:40:06 No.12925416 >>12925404 >the ass isn't a sexual organ Then you're not using your waifu's ass correctly anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:41:32 No.12925422 >>12925416 I meant the cheeks, anon. Asshole is a different story. Like, would you let your waifu finger your butt while she blew you? She just wants to pressure your prostate to get all that delicious semen.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:43:39 No.12925427 >>12925422 No anon, nobody is allowed to enjoy that or talk about it. STOP THIS INSTANT! And yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:43:45 No.12925428 >>12925422 >massive paw with claws Please no.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:44:47 No.12925431 >>12925416 If your waifu's ears aren't a sexual organ you're using them wrong. EAR NIBBLING

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:45:17 No.12925434 >>12925422 I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:48:01 No.12925438 I'm in the same boat as >>12925428 I would consider it if didn't result in permanent damage and a lifetime of incontinence.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:48:36 No.12925439 >>12924457 Alp, I love dragons. I like your story. Don't you dare leave this one to die.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:50:08 No.12925441 >>12925439 The promise was already made of including a story about the mom and dad meeting and how the mom promises to protects the dad's smile. Fear not.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:51:32 No.12925445
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>>12925428
>>12925438
Well maybe she could use a toy or something instead of a big meaty finger.

>>12925431
Don't forget ear fondling. Finding that sweet g-spot on her ears that makes he melt into a puddle of fluff and lewd moans.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:52:00 No.12925446 >>12924661 >implying that dumb fucking arguments between autists isn't the norm wish it wan't though

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:52:48 No.12925448 File: 790 KB, 902x1140, fennec.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925445 >double-handing her ears as she deepthroats you

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:53:37 No.12925451 >>12925422 >>12925445 >prostate stimulation You know what will happen anon, just stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 14:57:15 No.12925460 >>12925445 Fuck off Bob.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:01:07 No.12925470

>>12925451

I really hate to sound like you-know-who, but prostate stimulation is supposed to enhance sexual pleasure immensely. Its not the finger going up the ass that feels good, that part is weird, its the pressure and stimulation against the prostate itself.

But then you get insecure people raging at the very mention of it, and its not for everyone considering how uncomfortable sticking a finger up your ass is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:01:17 No.12925471 File: 441 KB, 529x608, 347348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925431 There's also the other way around

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:04:17 No.12925477 >>12925470 Anon, you're absolutely right, but it isn't okay to talk about it here. Ever. Please don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:05:01 No.12925480 >>12925471 T-This is highly improper!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:07:52 No.12925488 >>12925480 Imagine a Kiki doing that to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:09:36 No.12925493 >>12925488 >"M-master, I beg your pardon, but..." >and then nothing but lewd, wet noises

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:09:57 No.12925495 >>12925321 Elin thighs are wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:11:03 No.12925500 File: 52 KB, 958x711, Humans fuck up everything, again.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >An accurate representation of the "Contact Wars" for that another anon writer

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:11:40 No.12925503 >>12925488 Kiki's gone wild: The Nibbling. Now in your nearest cinema! There's a kiki at the exit handing out pamphlets for the nearest maid center.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:13:16 No.12925507 >>12925503 If she doesn't have a ring on her finger I'm princess carrying her into the nearest hotel.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:13:24 No.12925508

>>12925488
>>12925493
>>12925503

Now I'm picturing a Kikimora watching a video on RapeTube of a catgirl teaching step by step on "How to disable a human man".

Much like how pinching the back of a cat's neck effectively deactivates it, she approaches her husbando from behind while he's busy watching TV and starts nibbling on his ear. The guy simply freezes in place, blushing profusely.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:14:04 No.12925511 File: 196 KB, 904x1280, pe2o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want those ears in my mouth

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:17:26 No.12925519

>>12925507
She smiles at you and pulls a marriage registration form out of her pocket.

She fought hard to be the kiki that could hand out the pamphlets at the cinema, and she knew it would pay off. But deep in her heart she worries about her fellow kiki's still trapped in the maid center, a true masterless hell.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:17:42 No.12925522

>>12925500

I love that text. Most writefagging about first contact wars always have the monstergirls killing human men by the truckload and not caring about it. But this greentext is more in tune with the "monsters treasuring human men" thing the setting normally does. Someone should make a proper story from it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:20:09 No.12925529 File: 417 KB, 842x1200, 47316330_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925511 She may be a Touhou, but she's also second best werewolf best is Nanashi

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:21:12 No.12925530 >>12925519 I'm gonna take so many Kikis you don't even know! I'm gonna have a small army's worth of Kikis to cuddle! They're all gonna be my wives

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:21:42 No.12925532 >>12925522 I know that YBAs Yellow Bird story utilizes that ideal.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:21:48 No.12925533
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>>12925493
>Ahn~ Master, are you enjoying your tea...?
>Please relax, Master, this is a new form of massage~
>slurp slurp nibble
>Oh, Master~! What is that in your lap?!
>This is sexual harassment, Master~
>Please stay still if you don't wish to have a complaint filed, Master~
>Ahn~ It's so hot! Master! So hard! What are you thinking about, Master~?
>Please look this way, Master...
>Ahaha desu wa~ Were you surprised, Master?!
>There's nothing under the dress, Master~
>How long can you bear it, Master? Do you feel my heat, so close to you?
>My breath in your ear...
>My arms wrapped around your back...
>My thighs wrapped around the chair...
>But I won't put it in~
>Only Master's wife can envelop it, Master~
>Does Master have someone in mind?
>If not, well...
>Maybe Master has someone ve~ry close to him~
>Someone who~ could~ love~ him~?
>What do you think, Master? How should I take this sticky warmth all~ over~ my belly?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:24:22 No.12925537 >>12925533 This is wrong! And yet...

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:24:54 No.12925539

>>12925522
I've been fiddling with an idea about that concept. Modernday and monster girls show up somehow, war breaks out but its more between the monster girls that want to coexist and the ones that want humans as slaves, monster girls insist on being the ones to fight their own kind so that no men get hurt. Of course they wouldn't be allowed in any leadership roles, but they can do the bulk of the fighting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:26:43 No.12925542 >>12925533 God dammit I just want to have my tea in peace, not go through a self-control training exercise.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:26:59 No.12925543 >>12925533 She's getting fucked through the bed thinking she can tease me like that.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:27:20 No.12925546

>>12925519
What's stopping me from taking multiple kikis home? Unless she wants me all to herself or harems are a taboo, if they are I'll tell her about my single male friends.
>>12925533
She put an aphrodisiac in the tea didn't she? Well if she's gonna be naughty like that then I have to properly punish her don't I?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:27:41 No.12925548 File: 672 KB, 700x1181, 16654850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925529 Who's Nanashi? This?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:28:32 No.12925551 >>12925175 >Nu Gundam as a Dragon Girl I had no idea I could want something as much as I want this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:28:52 No.12925552 >>12925539 Other than the monstergirls not wanting men to fight, this is pretty much Spider and the Fly. Its a good story, but I find the slaver sides complete disregard for male lives a bit stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:29:32 No.12925554 >>12925548 FLATTTTT

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:30:20 No.12925557 File: 635 KB, 1000x1400, eb3c4cf7a724593378fb8014b109fa08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925548 Yep. She is best wolfu.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:31:14 No.12925561

>>12925530
>>12925546
She gives you a sad smile as she explains to you that MGC admin central forbids to have multiple kiki's unless the master owns a large enough mansion and funding to support them.

She also explains that MGC admin does not want a repeat of the infamous kiki-war repeat that happened a few years ago. That involved serveral kiki's being housed in a mansion too small for them. It ended up with them sabotaging eachother by mixing cleaning supplies with oil and such. The end result was a burned down mansion and serveral broken bones when the master of the kiki's ended up slipping on a floor.

Since then new laws were implemented to discourage this. Kiki's just tend to get jealous and competive.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:32:13 No.12925564 >>12925321 Just cause of the picture, I want to ask, can there ever be an artist as misogynistic as Asanagi? Since I'm pretty sure his stuff is like, impossible to top in that category. Fap Fap Fap.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:33:17 No.12925568 >>12925561 Fine then. I'll take her in for now and when I can eventually support more Kikis I'll take some in.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:34:02 No.12925572
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>>12925554
I dunno. The artist is really inconsistent with drawing her bust. Sometimes she's struggling to maintain an A-cup and other times she's a solid D.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:34:13 No.12925573 >>12925422 Yes. Alternatively, two MGs. One sucking, one rimming.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:35:49 No.12925577 >>12925573 Made me think of this. http://i.imgur.com/z5PWD1O.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:35:58 No.12925579 >>12925522 There are some stories that portray that kind of scenario around

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:36:14 No.12925581
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>>12925543
>>12925546
>Kyaah~
>Oh, Master! You're so brash!
>Oof!
>Oh, Master, why would you throw me onto your bed? You know servants aren't allowed in here?
>Or, maybe~
>Is Master trying to seduce me?
>You do remember, Master? The contract?
́>If you deflower me, Master, well~
>You understand, Master, it will be a contract signed in blood, Master~
>I will be yours for ever and ever, Master~
>All you have to do is put it inside me...
>Hurry, Master...
>Hurry...!
>HURRY!
>One thrust is all it takes, Master~
>Your very own wife, Master...
>Are you fine with this, Master...?
>The scorn of your peers~
>Is this slender body worth so much~?
>Are you desperate, Master? Or maybe...
>Maybe Master is in love with his maid?!
>Ahaha, how disgusting~
>Maybe the marriage wouldn't be a punishment at all~
>Maybe it would be Master's dream come true~
>How will it be, Mas~ter~?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:36:30 No.12925582
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>>12925539
>Surprise twist ending
>The monsters who want to enslave humanity win
>Then the largest nation / racial member of the Axis of Rape betrays the others
>They all should have known better than to trust the power hungry Elves
>Now the world belongs to them...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:37:17 No.12925584 >>12925557 >>12925548 >>12925572 I thought she was a Fox?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:37:23 No.12925585 >>12925564 Asanagi secretly wants to become a girl and be treated like that. This is the reason for all the shit his female characters go through.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:37:38 No.12925587
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>>12924113
>She presses her naked body against yours. Your pants are still around your knees, keeping you from moving much. Her butt is resting on your thighs, her thighs squeezing on your waist.
Aww yeah.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:37:55 No.12925589

>>12925552
Maybe I should actually read that story, I've wanted to for a while.
>>12925561
With how she's going to be influencing my life to be successful I'd probably be able to support more. Though I might just have to unleash all my lust and love on to her and her alone if she thinks she can handle it.
>>12925581
That's a little much, besides I would have dicked her long before this.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:38:28 No.12925591
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>>12925500
>>12925532
Funny thing is I wrote that and I think I was the first to call it the Contact War.

If anyone cares, this was the rough timeline for the stories set in that universe.

500ya-200ya - Fall of the Dragoon Empire, Dissolution of the Order of Light
130ya- Land of the Five Eagles Conquered by the Demon Lord of the Ancestral Monsterlands (the Gatelands)
120ya- The Darkwater Rebellion
119ya- Gate experiments begun
113ya- Con Carroll/Wonderland discovered, breeding programs instituted to create races that could settle there
80ya- First Contact With Earth, Onset of the Contact War of Terra vs the Gatelands
77ya- The Greene truce ends the Contact War, weakened Gatelands attacked by neighboring United Gypt Alliance and Zipangu Empire for gate access, Onset of the Gate War/Big Gate, Terran/Gatelands alliance of convenience
76ya- First independent Monstergirl citystate established on Terra by treaty.
72ya- Balkanization of Gypt lands and treaty with Zippangu ends the Gate War, nations allowed limited gate access
65ya- Undead Armies from the distant lands of Mon Grave arrive to try to conquer their way through the gate, fought by a vast coalition. They are uninterested in peace and low level brush wars with remnants continue sporadically to this day. They have all the time they could want, they never die.

How relevant is that to any particular story? Not too much unless you're writing in the time one of those things took place or to take into account something in the common public consciousness. Sorry if that's too much info.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:39:07 No.12925593 >>12925581 She'll get the biggest, most expensive ring I can afford. Right after I fuck her through the bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:45:59 No.12925603 Kikis are PERVERTS

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:46:37 No.12925605 >>12925589 Don't worry anon. The MGC maid center is aproved by the central admin. She has trained her entire life for this. She can handle you.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:47:04 No.12925606

>>12925593
>Master, what is this new ring on your nightstand?
>F-for me? Why, Master~
>I knew you were a worthless master, Master~ Falling in love with the hired help~
>You are truly the lowest of the low, Master!
>Ah, now I know~ Master is a ma-so-chist!
>Master enjoys being bullied by his slender, powerless maid, doesn't he~?
>Well~ Will you even stoop so low, Master, to take orders from your maid?
>Let's see~
>Master, kiss my tummy, please~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:47:39 No.12925609 >>12925603 So am I. So I think that will work out just fine~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:47:42 No.12925610 >>12925581 Lean down, whisper softly in her ear "Nah im good" and briskly walk out of the room

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:48:49 No.12925612 >>12925610 This is the worst kind of bullying, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:49:35 No.12925615 >>12925591 I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:51:31 No.12925620 >>12925610 stole the words right from my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:51:37 No.12925621 >>12925612 Nothing wrong with a little counterbullying

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:53:00 No.12925625 >>12925582 you havin a titter, mate?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:53:01 No.12925626 >>12925621 I think they're saying you could have at least stuck it in her ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:54:29 No.12925629 File: 368 KB, 1000x844, 1409163513431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] D-did the bullies go yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:56:04 No.12925631 >>12925629 No, we will always be here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:56:10 No.12925632 >>12925629 >implying we ever leave

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:56:29 No.12925633 >>12925606 Save the kissing for when a baby's in there

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:56:44 No.12925635

>>12925626
>clothed dirty anal with your maid
>getting the sheets AND her uniform and most likely yourself dirty
That's evil, anon. Think about the workload you're pushing onto her every time you do this. I bet you'd make her deepthroat you in the bath afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:57:31 No.12925637 >>12925626 Nah, she said it would be depraved so im inclinded to agree, maybe ill tell her im thinking of asking out the cute secretary at work for a date >>12925629 Ill get to you in a second

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:57:51 No.12925638 >>12925606 >Get's bullied by his maid. What a chode.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:58:09 No.12925639 >>12925629 I wish.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:59:08 No.12925644

>>12925610
If you want to be a bigger bully, you slowly talk off her clothes, while telling her that's she's nothing more then an animal in heat, but you're sully yourself to drive those thought out of her head. You then lay a trail of kisses from the neck down down to her thighs, while seductively stripping off your own clothes. When you're down to your underwear, you pull them off halfway before you suddenly pick her up and dump her outside, telling her that if if wants to get into your pants, she'll have to try harder then that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 15:59:46 No.12925648 >>12925606 The only bullying that will happen will be from me. But It will be loving bullying, like having her wear an improvised maid uniform made from a wedding dress and calling me "Husband" instead of master.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:00:51 No.12925650

>>12925637
That's a great way to get her to do everything in her might to leave her scent in your clothes.

What im saying is that you should grab a different set of clothes right under her nose out of your closet in the morning stating that you wanted to try wearing something different today.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:01:09 No.12925651 >>12925648 >calling me "Husband" instead of master. LEWD, but pretty great. "Darling" would be fine, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:01:10 No.12925652 >>12925587 >Giorno.jpg That's bullshit but I believe it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:01:35 No.12925653 File: 964 KB, 2000x4000, 1413888276735.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will you and your waifu be ready when Emperor Vladimir the First invades your peaceful community?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:02:41 No.12925655 >>12925653 Literally who?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:03:46 No.12925658 >>12925650 Even further, get ahold of the secretaries hankerchief to get her scent on your clothes. Then return home really late stating you went over to the scretaries house for cofee and more

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:03:46 No.12925659 >>12925655 Emperor Vladimir the First. He's a bad guy with a Russian name and a fancy title. And lots of expendable soldiers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:04:35 No.12925662 >>12925653 Yeah i'll be on the boat out of there long before the invasion starts. I understand the mentality to protect your country, but I don't want my daughterus to lose their father or mother.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:04:59 No.12925664 >Everybody wanting to bully each other T-that's not nice

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:05:30 No.12925665 >MGK kikimora >glacies >sahuagin with a floater/water wings

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:05:32 No.12925666 File: 673 KB, 3000x4500, mofux2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925653 military kitsune are cute

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:06:07 No.12925670 >>12925662 How long can you run? Nothing can match the might of the Empire. Except maybe an unlikely hero and his quirky companions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:06:31 No.12925671 >>12925664 Are you sad because no one is bullying you? How sad, maybe if you beg i might grace you with my bullying

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:07:13 No.12925672

>>12925658
That is truly harsh. She will be depressed till she takes a closer smell and realizes that you are messing with her and nothing happened over there at all.

Expect suprise ear nibbling and depending on how long she believed you: Salt in your coffee, you evil bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:08:47 No.12925675 >>12925664 Regular bullying is awful, but sexual bullying is great. Plenty of girls want to be bullied in a loving way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:08:59 No.12925676 >>12925670 Hopefully long enough for that shota and his compagnions to bring a stop to that evil emperor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:09:32 No.12925679 >>12925672 Jokes on you, I like salted coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:09:53 No.12925680 >>12925676 And what if that doesn't happen this time?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:10:06 No.12925681 File: 195 KB, 674x1062, BMashina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925653 >>12925653 You seem to imply that Vladimir I would get past Her Grace's Empire, or the Manticore Caliphate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:10:10 No.12925682 >>12925309 They're really not, at least as far as MQE is concerned. It's just a topic that gets incessantly spammed in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:10:18 No.12925684 >>12925672 Salt in my cofee? If there were to happen i might need to get another maid~~ One who i would shower with all my love

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:11:04 No.12925687 >>12925684 That's too mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:11:13 No.12925688 >>12925664 Shut up you alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:12:15 No.12925691 >>12925682 MGE I mean. Oops.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:12:18 No.12925692 >>12925664 You're gonna cry about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:12:21 No.12925693 >>12925687 I might even get a human maid~~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:12:25 No.12925694 >>12925653 We'll be ready for anything. Not like we're gonna go out and try to change things, just stay where we are and make sure our community is safe.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:13:03 No.12925696 >>12925681 Vlad didn't just try bumrush them, of course. He allied himself with the Democratic People's Republic of Lichuania.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:13:25 No.12925697

>>12925680
Then there is no choise than to live in a remote area under control of that emperor and hope for the best.

I'm just not the type to fight in the resistance or to fight a war. We will afcoarse help the people around us with whatever we can. But if it comes down to it we won't pick up arms. no risking the family.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:13:48 No.12925699 >>12925696 WE REFUSE TO RECOGNIZE THE STATE OF "LICHUANIA"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:13:49 No.12925700 >>12925693 Now you made her cry, you asshole!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:14:04 No.12925701 File: 58 KB, 826x591, 1421271502071.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925681 >Manticore Caliphate Sounds intriguing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:14:04 No.12925702 >>12925693 Holy shit you're a bad person.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:14:48 No.12925704 >>12925699 But the Free Citizens of the Democratic People's Republic of Lichuania do. All 7000 of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:15:13 No.12925706 >>12925693 There is no words for someone as horrible as you.Kiki's should never be cucked, ever.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:16:01 No.12925707

>>12925684
Now that's too harsh anon. She is only showing you that really hurt her-
>>12925693
Well you did it, you made her run out of the house in tears. You will be forever known as the Monster-Master. Forever despised and blacklisted by all maid centers. I hope a beezlebub gets you and a pack of devil-bugs moves in your cellar, you bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:16:55 No.12925709 >>12925629 Where are your clothes, young lady? You're being improper.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:18:48 No.12925714 >>12925706 Well, if she doesn't want to be replaced, she should stop being a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:19:10 No.12925715 >>12925697 And what then when they come for you, demanding a child from you to be raised into a Janissary of sorts?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:20:14 No.12925720 >>12925714 I'll beat you with rocks right now anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:21:20 No.12925723 File: 714 KB, 1366x2037, Most Perfect Monster Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925625 Pardon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:21:59 No.12925724 >>12925715 All they will find is an empty home. Alternatively the first party they send will never arrive. I don't care enough to protect my country, but no one touches my family.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:22:35 No.12925726 >>12925644 >not lovingly stripping her and tying her to bed >not blindfolding her >not letting the nearby hobo or dog to fuck her >not recording everything and uploading it to net Do you even bully, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:22:49 No.12925728 >>12925723 Take your waifu and leave this place.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:23:15 No.12925731 >>12925720 Come at me brah.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:23:27 No.12925732 >>12925726 >>not letting the nearby dog to fuck her I'd pay to watch this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:23:28 No.12925733 >>12925724 You talk big, but can you back those words when the time comes? The Empire has Hellhounds to track you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:23:52 No.12925734 >>12925726 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:25:01 No.12925736 >>12925731 How about instead I take your Kiki and give her a better home. You shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:26:07 No.12925737 >>12925714 Why don't you do your job as a master and fuck her. How hard is this to understand? But you had to be a shrill cold fish and hire some human maid. I bet you wold rather have sex you the human, you heartless bastard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:26:14 No.12925738 >>12925726 The fuck is wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:26:34 No.12925739 File: 152 KB, 274x260, Caudalcunt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:27:12 No.12925743 >>12925726 >>12925732 That's abuse, not bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:27:16 No.12925745 >>12925739 Miss Happy is looking hungry today!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:27:20 No.12925747 File: 54 KB, 1280x720, 58e7968d90_90362538_o2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925738 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:27:33 No.12925748 >>12925700 >>12925702 >>12925706 >>12925707 But it would be deprived to let a maid think she would ever be more than hire help to me~~ >>12925714 >>12925726 This isnt bullying anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:27:34 No.12925749 >>12925726 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:27:56 No.12925751 >>12925736 As if you could make her happy the way I do. >>12925737 A disobedient/disrespectful maid has no place in my home.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:28:54 No.12925752 >>12925739 I'm gonna punch it nine times.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:29:01 No.12925753 >>12925739 It's like staring into the face of inevitable rape and fear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:29:03 No.12925754 >>12925748 Not even them but I think you really have confused the terms teasing and bullying in your mind. Teasing is good-natured. Bullying is straight mean.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:29:05 No.12925755

>>12925733
There are a few things I will give everything for, my family is one of those.

Besides there is always an emergency plan.
A one way ticket to the Pandemonium
But it would require my daughterus to have husbands aswell, so it isn't a flawless plan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:29:13 No.12925756 File: 115 KB, 801x600, Reverse Missionary is the best Missionary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925728 That's not my waifu though. Mine has like 4 scenes!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:29:53 No.12925758 File: 709 KB, 820x953, 1401232445629.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925745 She's always hungry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:29:58 No.12925759 >>12925755 Half-measures won't save you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:30:06 No.12925760 You can all go alp each other, I'm sneak up behind my kiki while she's cleaning something, unzip my pants, lift up her dress, then fuck her from behind up against a table or something while holding one of her hands and kissing her ear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:30:13 No.12925761 File: 255 KB, 700x968, shiver me bones.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925747 Fuck off Kirei. I bet you're one of those animeonly plebs who never played the VNs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:31:14 No.12925762 >>12925754 tbh i don't even like bullying, and kikis are one of my favorite mg's. I just felt like seeing if anyone would go along with my counter bully

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:31:32 No.12925763 >>12925758 Is she hungry for punches? What about petting?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:31:39 No.12925764 >>12925758 Jesus fuck look at the size of that tail!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:32:00 No.12925765 >>12925758 M-miss happy please calm down! W-we're in public! People can see us...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:32:15 No.12925766 >>12925764 Size matters.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:32:29 No.12925768 >>12925759 You are right, but it's the best we got. Better than those poor bastards who gave their lives for nothing. That emperors army is unstoppable, either that shota wins or we are all doomed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:33:22 No.12925769 >>12925768 >that shota But what if your daughteru is the one true love for him and without the power of love he can't save the world? You're just helping the bad guys here!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:33:33 No.12925770 >>12925764 I know. It must be fake. There's no WAY it can be that big.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:33:34 No.12925771 File: 46 KB, 960x720, 1421057320792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925726 I came Moar

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:33:47 No.12925772 >>12925762 The best counterbully would be to tie her to the bed with some rotors in and on her and leave her there as you finish you tea.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:33:56 No.12925773 >>12925764 You could fit a baseball bat in there

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:34:56 No.12925775 >>12925769 Now we are getting complicated. You could have mentioned that from the beginning you know.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:35:18 No.12925776
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>Anon laughed as he typed another shitpost into 4chan
>"Cheshires a shit!"
>Haha, what fun.
>Suddenly he noticed a roll post appear. The usual monstergirl encyclopedia page and random.org link for rolling.
>"Roll your waifu. Whoever you get will visit you at midnight and give you a special power, determined by the number you get."
>Anon was bored and had already wanked like five times today, so we went ahead with it because his wrists were tired from all the wanking
>Fuck, he got Deruella
>FUCK, the power is turning Alp
>Alps a shit
>A SHIIIIIIIIIIT
>"screw this" thought anon, and instead he lied to the thread and said he got Anubis and the power of A MASSIVE DICK
>they believed him
>casuals
>anon was tired because as mentioned above he had wanked five times today and was exhausted from all the exercise so he went to bed
>he woke up later and heard a strange noise
>Deruella was standing over his bed
>Anon was scared and still possibly had wankers cramp so he couldn't defend himself very well
>"Anon you rejected me and made me feel bad, I ate a whole fucking tub of Ben and Jerrys and I feel like a fat piece of shit. Also Anubis is worst girl. I sentence you to be an Alp."
>"WHY?" Anon asked
>"because pawjobs a shit, slavery a shit, and she lives in a desert. Sand in my vagina? Yeah there is now but its only metaphorical sand."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:35:36 No.12925778 >>12925771 Fuck off.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:36:33 No.12925780

>>12925751
The only reason she's acting out is because you ignore her. You don't respond to any of her hints, you never tease her, and you probably never even let her catch you in the nude. She's desperate and upset. Worse of all, you give the one thing she wants most in the world, and you give it to some human that will never love you. You don't deserve her at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:36:42 No.12925781 >>12925775 But it only just occurred to me. It's not like I'm talking about some pre-existing setting here!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:36:53 No.12925782 >>12925776 >Sand in my vagina? Yeah there is now but its only metaphorical sand. >that video where it's literal sand Oh no, I'm getting flashbacks...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:37:18 No.12925784 >>12925776 tell her to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:37:43 No.12925785 >>12925776 Being an Alp is not a punishment, you, you faggot!

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:37:52 No.12925786
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>>12925776
>"no I mean turning me into an alp"
>"Oh, I thought it would be a good punishment because you rejected that too." Deruella probably said. Anon was too busy looking at her tits to listen and was thinking about going for number six.
>"thats really petty" complained anon
>"yeah well you shitpost on 4chan. Enjoy sucking 100 dicks."
>Anon screamed as his dick shrank faster than the time he fell into the pool last winter in shock after seeing 2 girls one cup. It slowly shrivelled from its usual 3 inches to nothing at all and made Anon wish it worked the other way because with a dick that size he may as well have been a girl in the first place.
>He noticed his skin turning softer and smoother and two bumps forming on his chest. His nipples enlarged and went erect. Soon he had massive D cup tits. Anon was ecstatic because he finally could touch tits whenever he wanted without paying. This was the gift that would keep giving, Anon would thank Deruella but she also stole his junk.
>Soon Anons "penis" if you could even call it that in the first place vanished, but Anon couldn't see because his tits were in the way. So same as any other day then really, the fat fuck.
>a wet slit appeared and his glans shrank into a clitoris
>they're apparently similar I looked it up on wikipedia and everything, so this story is based on science you faggots
>Anon yelled in pain as his spine twisted and two jet black wings burst from his flesh. They bumped into the wall and knocked over his Haruhi figma on the table that cost Anon a lot of money so he yelled out at that too.
>he felt a searing pain in his head as two horns tore through his scalp, hurting his head more than the End of Evangelion ever could.
>Anon was scared but fuck it he had a pussy now so why not masturbate all night like a useless faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:38:25 No.12925788 >>12925776 Burn her daki collection, in kind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:38:31 No.12925789 >>12925781 Now you are getting suspicious. Who are you anyway? And when does that shota pass our country? I got a daughter to introduce.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:39:29 No.12925794
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>>12925786
>Deruella laughed at Anon as he moaned like a whore while he stroked his clit, and told Anon of her master plan: "I'm not done with you yet boy, I'll fuck you up next time we meet."
>she left anon rubbing him/her/whatever's self like her cunt was going to spring out Robin Williams or something
>biologists everywhere all wept simultaneously at the impossiblity of this
>Anon went on 4chan straight away and became a camwhore
>Deruella brought about her master plan and shitposts all his threads into oblivion to this day
>the moral of the story is Deruella is a shit
>seriously, fuck her.
>also masturbating five times in a day is excessive and you should limit yourself guys.

The end

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:39:46 No.12925796 >>12925764 Eh, I've seen bigger...

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:40:06 No.12925798

>>12925701

>Be led wordlessly by a group of black robe shrouded men and Manticores, guarded closely with threats of barbs and spear
>Come up on a vast and opulent chamber, almost gaudy in its over-abundance of finest Arachne silk, golden embellishments, and various occupants engaging in hedonistic pleasures to the fragrance of Alraune incense
>There's a large Manticore, watching you silently, her right eye is scarred and milky white
>Her skin is the darkest caramel brown, with deep violet fur and a hansomely robust tail
>Each step towards you is calculated, her feminine form the peak of curvaceousness and femme fatale
>"My subjects found you... 'bare'. In the streets. Is this correct?"
>You manage to glare at her, she smiles, kissing you firmly, pulling back only to bite your lower lip playfully
>"A strong silent type, I see. Oh what fun we're going to have. Guards! Take him to my boudoir. I should like to savor the breaking of this... wild mustang in private. After all, one mustn't waste opportunities Lord Happy gives us."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:40:08 No.12925799 >>12925786 Alpification isn't supposed to be forced TF/TG cancer, anon.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:40:09 No.12925800

>>12925789
>Who are you anyway?
D-don't ask silly questions! I'm nobody. Most certainly not the disappointment of a third prince of the Imperial family who turned Alp after a wild night with a Siberian Jinko. Preposterous.
Now what country was that again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:40:47 No.12925804 File: 269 KB, 1035x1280, Lizardman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] To bully, or not to bully, That is the question.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:41:09 No.12925805 >>12925776 >>12925786 >>12925794 Stop Inari.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:41:21 No.12925806 >>12925798 All h-hail Lord Happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:41:50 No.12925808 >>12925780 >You don't deserve her at all. Nice Guy™ detected.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:42:26 No.12925809 >>12925794 >only 5 times Awful, everyone knows it's 7 times minimum

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:42:31 No.12925810 >>12925804 I'd pretend to be a cool playboy to my childhood friend Lizardgirl to bully her, even though I'm actually a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:42:33 No.12925811 >>12925806 By Hathor's Tits what blasphemy!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:43:22 No.12925813 >>12925798 >one mustn't waste opportunities Lord Happy gives us. Damn straight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:43:22 No.12925814 >>12925794 Well, that's what you get anon, for lying on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:44:44 No.12925818 >>12925794 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:45:04 No.12925819 >>12925811 Please help us, priestess of Hathor. Lord Happy's demands for tribute are too great. We've pledged all our young men to his service as demanded and we have yet to see them return.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:45:40 No.12925821 >>12925800 How the hell did you manage to go alp with a jinko?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:46:34 No.12925822 >>12925819 Your request for aid shall be relayed to the Mooquisition. >Power required: 60 >Current Power: 5 Gonna be a while. >>12925821 Being scared of stronk woman?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:46:55 No.12925824 >>12925810 It's not good to play with a young maiden's heart like that anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:48:06 No.12925827 >>12925821 He didn't like pussy so he went alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:48:09 No.12925828 >>12925824 It'll all be worth it when I invite her to my wedding. It's with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:48:16 No.12925830 File: 126 KB, 580x472, heresy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925811

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:49:23 No.12925833 >>12925766 M.A.R.V. pls

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:50:14 No.12925836 >>12925833 Who?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:53:05 No.12925845
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>>12925763
Petting Miss Happy will only make her drool with excitement.

>>12925765
>Not wanting to feed Miss Happy in public while people watch and blush while she drinks her fill and you moan lewdly

>>12925770
>>12925796
Big Meaty Tailpussies

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:53:47 No.12925849 >>12925836 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgv62rXbn9Q

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:56:23 No.12925853 >>12925845 Manticore pls You're the niggers of the monster world.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:57:28 No.12925859 >>12925853 >Ey boy, you lookin' good! >Ey, shake dat booty, yah!

>>	PantyQuest Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:58:07 No.12925861 File: 137 KB, 647x902, 1546784564345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When around a Spider, cum inside her. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/9W7tdHbX New page: http://pastebin.com/Bxt18sRF

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:58:26 No.12925862 >>12925845 I should probably be getting to finishing that story sometime

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 16:58:59 No.12925865 >>12925859 >mg /pol/ is filled with Manticore hate >"There is literally nothing wrong with Tanukis."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:00:01 No.12925867 >>12925861 Oh fuck that. Spiders a shit and I don't want near em.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:00:07 No.12925868 >>12925853 Aren't Manticores Persian? >>12925862 This one? http://pastebin.com/dzeDg6yF

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:00:28 No.12925870 >>12925861 W-which part do Arachnes put their panties over?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:01:56 No.12925874 >>12925853 >Not wanting to impregnate a Manticore as you nip at the back of her neck to calm her down whilst you jettison your seed into the gluttonous depths of her pussy It's like you don't even push it to the limit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:01:57 No.12925875 >>12925868 They're still horrible. Mr. Happy a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:03:30 No.12925878 >>12925865 Bushy tail > Fluffy tail >>12925870 "Ara ara, curious are we?~"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:04:02 No.12925879 >>12925861 >as Arachnophobia is a massive turn on for Arachne that might catch them I guess i'll bring a flamethrower.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:05:15 No.12925882 >>12925861 >Arachnophobia is a massive turn on for Arachne that might catch them >mfw I have Arachnophobia Can they sense my fear?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:05:40 No.12925883 >>12925861 >Arachnophobia is a turn on Oh you nigger dick sucking piece of shit I'll bust your nose! Fuck this I'm out, not doing this panty shit no more!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:05:41 No.12925884 >>12925879 Nobody said you had to raid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:05:57 No.12925886 >>12925882 >I'm so glad you stayed for dinner, said the spider to the fly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:06:44 No.12925888 >>12925882 They can smell it, and once they've got you, they can taste it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:07:17 No.12925890 >>12925884 Yes true, but those panties. I can't possibly resist the temptation. besides it's a step in the right direction to get rid of that fear. One must face their fears.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:09:05 No.12925893 >>12925882 I hear little hearts beating. Yesss... beating faster now. Soon the beating will stop. Yes, run! It makes the blood pump faster!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:09:32 No.12925894 >>12925868 Yeah, that one

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:09:36 No.12925895 >>12925883 YOU CAN QUIT THE CLUB GARY, BUT YOU CAN'T QUIT HUMANITY. YOU GOTTA BE STRONG GARY.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:11:15 No.12925896 >>12925894 Get to it then, whoever you are, although I have an idea as to who you may be.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:12:15 No.12925898 >>12925895 No thanks. I ain't going into the spider den.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:13:22 No.12925900 >>12925896 You're probably mistaken considering I've never tripped or anything before

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:13:33 No.12925901 File: 103 KB, 485x337, Rachne caught a husband.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925898 It's not up to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:15:00 No.12925907 >>12925900 I know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:15:28 No.12925910 File: 120 KB, 736x1048, 1458764543545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925890 >>12925882 >>12925879 "Yes... Come to us~ like a good little fly~"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:15:28 No.12925911 >>12925901 No thanks. I'd rather go on a mile long drinking quest with some pals while fighting off robots. Simon Pegg movies would be great with monster girls in them

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:16:05 No.12925913 >>12925865 >Can't find the good screencap of that thread Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:17:10 No.12925915 How do you feel about liches? Dracoliches? Slime liches?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:17:16 No.12925916 >>12925911 How would you add Monster Girls into Hot Fuzz though?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:17:48 No.12925919 >>12925907 GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:18:50 No.12925923 >>12925916 He has to try and arrest monsters? Wait so the guy who turns into a zombie at the end becomes a zombie alp?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:19:03 No.12925924 >>12925913 There was an MG thread on /pol/? >>12925915 Power Liches >>12925919 Calm down Bollocks(?).

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:19:17 No.12925925 File: 33 KB, 415x397, pleasedtomeatyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miss Happy says hello!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:19:38 No.12925927 >>12925923 >zombie alp Narp!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:20:21 No.12925929 >>12925915 They're adorable when playing on slides and reading books about sexual reproduction in kindergarten.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:20:24 No.12925930 >>12925910 A fly armed with enough firepower to burn the entire building down. But I will get those panties. Victory shall be mine!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:20:43 No.12925932 >>12925925 Miss Happy a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:21:55 No.12925934 >>12925927 >not wanting a Stage 3 Wight Alp. Really?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:22:25 No.12925936 >>12925934 N-narp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:23:19 No.12925937 >>12925934 Alps don't work that way, shitbird.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:23:58 No.12925940 >>12925937 No but shut up it's fine. It's super fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:24:21 No.12925942 File: 179 KB, 1300x940, 143267435342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925925 I'm sorry~ Dr. Happy is currently performing surgery~ It may take a few more hours, or even days~

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:24:42 No.12925943 >>12925925 Leona a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:24:45 No.12925944 >>12925924 no The only thing of note I've ever done in these threads was the original dragon bully greentext

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:25:20 No.12925949 >>12925937 three quarters of the mgs people write in these threads don't actually work the way they are written, why make an exception for alps?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:26:29 No.12925952 >>12925910 I want to punch Rachnee at speeds that she can't even count how many fists she can see with her multiple eyes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:26:50 No.12925953 >>12925949 Because Alps are Alps.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:27:18 No.12925955 >>12925942 I wonder if it would hurt to have her tail hit. >>12925953 Racist motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:29:02 No.12925961 >>12925955 It's not racist if it's true.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:29:04 No.12925963 Your waifu has decreed you may ONLY touch her fluff. Anything not fluffy can not be touched how do you react?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:29:36 No.12925964 >>12925937 They might. There's a few ambiguous Alp-related statements that still need to be translated.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:30:16 No.12925967 >>12925963 Remind her everything of hers is mine, just like everything of mine is hers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:30:17 No.12925968 >>12925963 Well, sure I guess

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:30:21 No.12925969 >>12925963 Slap her and walk out. That'll teach her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:30:23 No.12925970 >>12925963 I give her 24 hours before she cracks and pounces me. The fluff is important, but the rest should not be ignored.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:31:20 No.12925976 >>12925963 Honey, I know you think you're being clever, but if you want me to stop poking you, you have to imitate the Peon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:32:36 No.12925978 >>12925963 Hold her down Fondle her tits Ad insert my raw duck into her pussy while singing about what would Brian Boitano do

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:34:01 No.12925981 >>12925978 That lucky Duck

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:34:02 No.12925982 File: 4 KB, 125x118, 1407257405921s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925978 A raw duck? Damn son, I ain't judging you or anything but still.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:35:16 No.12925985 >>12925978 What would Brian Boitano do if he was in KC's hugbox? I'm sure he'd fuck an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano would do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:35:21 No.12925987 >>12925978 Good man! The gall of these womenfolk, I swear...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:35:38 No.12925989 >>12925978 >A raw duck Anon you barbarian. You could've cooked the damn thing

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:36:45 No.12925991 File: 67 KB, 1280x720, 1421521571940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925978 >raw duck

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:37:08 No.12925993 >>12925985 >I've never seen a man fuck so many Cockatrices

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:37:33 No.12925995 File: 354 KB, 767x1200, 1421620653447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12925963 >Can only touch her fluff I touch her fluff every now and then between bouts of MH4U and Shadow of Mordor by P'Ork Studios.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:39:14 No.12925998 >>12925987 Give them an inch and they take the whole continent and bleed all over it for seven days or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:39:25 No.12926000 >>12925995 I just beat that fucking game like ten minutes ago. I'm so glad I started the P'Orc idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:40:39 No.12926003 >>12925995 >MH4U But it isn't in America yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:42:31 No.12926005 >>12925998 Right? Getting really sick of their shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:43:18 No.12926007 >>12926000 >"MANSWINE!" >"See what you left to remind me of our last encounter?!" >She gives her bulging, pregnant belly a light slap.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:43:32 No.12926008 File: 46 KB, 270x200, 1401170802132 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12924153 Thanks Pal,there is no more of this, no?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:43:35 No.12926009 >>12925963 I don't know. I'm too grumpy to deal with this right now, and this headache isn't helping.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:45:10 No.12926013 >>12926005 At least my waifu doesn't put her wants, desires, and bleeding vagina excuses over everything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:46:50 No.12926018 >>12926007 Would she use her daughter to incapacitate you with cute hugs? God I'd play the fuck outta this and Far Cry with MGsHell most games could be improved if they were developed by monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:51:32 No.12926028 >>12926008 No, it was recently updated actually. The writer said he had been busy for a few weeks and that he would start working on it again now. The last update was about a week ago. So we should be seeing more in the near future.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:52:19 No.12926029

>>12926007
>Walking though the wilderness hunting for herbs because you love that shit.

>And the OCD, can't forget the OCD.

>Crossbow bolt hits the ground next you you.

>"I've -huff- got you now -huff- ranger!"

>Standing above you in a tree is a small P'orc, her belly bulging with pregnancy and out of breath due to running.

>"I won't -huff- lose to you this tiiiieeee!"

>She over balances herself and falls out of the tree only for you to catch her.

>"S-stupid manswine, it's not like I wanted you to take responsibility or anything."

>You raise an eyebrow, unimpressed. She then gives you a shy peck on the cheek as a reward.

Botha Broodmother has achieved the rank of warchief.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:52:51 No.12926030
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>>12925861
>Raiding a full-on Wonderland dorm would probably be like "The Sword" level from Thief: TDP.
>Complete with the spooky ambience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3gmAjkfmzg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:52:54 No.12926031 Is this the biggest resolution to this ushi pic? I thought monorus did slightly larger than this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:54:49 No.12926035 >>12926031 Yes but only the commissioner has it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:55:56 No.12926037 >>12926029 So would the boss battles end with a spanking instead of murder?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:59:43 No.12926043

>>12926037

>Bending a meaty P'orc over your knee and spanking her plush bottom, her pained squeals soon turning pleasured moans.

>Grabbing one of the smaller P'orcs and lifting her up to take her first kiss.

>Teasing one of the bigger P'orc's breasts while she whine's in embarrassment before her minions.

Nakka the Soft has Married anon, power increased by 1.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 17:59:58 No.12926044 Would you let your daughteru bully you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:00:14 No.12926045 >>12926008 I want Nah and Morgan as my daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:00:40 No.12926046 >>12926044 No. Only my waifu can do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:02:02 No.12926049 >>12926043 Oh yeah. This is a good boner. God the P'Orc bully possibilities with that game is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:02:05 No.12926050 >>12925739 I want to put a hose vacuum inside its mouth and turn it to full power, watching the two orifices try to beat the other in a suck-off

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:04:12 No.12926054 >>12926044 No, be a strong, positive father figure. You shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:08:16 No.12926063 >>12926044 No daughter of mine shall partake in such colossal faggotry. Bullying is such a stupid fucking concept holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:08:58 No.12926064 >You will never be suddenly hugged during nap time in MGK >The monster girl hugging you will never whisper 'boyfriend' as she holds on

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:09:41 No.12926065 File: 846 KB, 1024x768, Wait that tail...is she a plesioth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12926000 >Started the P'Orc idea You best start explaining which idea you're talking about before I kick your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:10:42 No.12926069 >>12926064 >Ushi Oni writing green texts again >Thinking we're as dumb as Pharaoh and would fall for it

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:10:46 No.12926070 File: 912 KB, 2540x2312, 1411175145160.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12926065 >P'Orcs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:10:58 No.12926072 >>12926065 If I'm not a stupid stupid idiot I said "How would Shadow of Mordor be with P'Orcs?" Which started the whole idea. I think.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:11:28 No.12926074

>>12924601
>>12924617
Writefag here. I know this is late, and no comment on the debate, but I might as well clarify Eris' line of thinking.
She doesn't care if it was right or wrong. She's a hellhound, bringing eternal suffering to shitty people is kind of her thing. You can decide for yourself if that's ok or not, but these threads are a pretty bad place for a debate on morality.
>>12924638
According to my psychology professor (bad source, I know) core personality doesn't change after early childhood. Behaviors and habits can change, but not the basic motivations that drive you. I think the debate here is a misunderstanding with two people arguing about two completely different kinds of personal change.
Small behavioral changes can have a huge impact on your life and the way you interact with people, so you can change in that sense, but who you are deep down doesn't really change much.
spoilered for offtopic

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:13:48 No.12926077

>>12926049

>Muscle P'orc captain is holding a party with some of her friends.

>Thisisasneakingmission.jpg

>Manage to finally reach the grog barrel after pretending to be a bush for ten minutes.

>Put a little of knockout poison in the grog.

>The P'orcs all drink heavily before passing out, making you wonder if it was really necessary to use the poison.

>Find captain curled up in a ball, hugging an empty mug. Remove her bearskin panties with slightly shaking hands.

>GRATUITOUS SEX!

>You lay down, a job well done when she rolls over and cuddles you. Eye's wide open and a dopey grin on her face.

Gurtha's feast has been interrupted, power decreased by one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:14:29 No.12926078 >>12926074 >people don't change I didn't know House was in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:15:40 No.12926081 >>12925776 >Lying about getting Anubis for a Roll Post Dude, I'm one of the most Anubis-obsessed people here, and even I'm not that petty.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:18:40 No.12926087
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>>12926072
At this point even I don't know what or who started the idea.

I do know that the more lengthy green texts of SoM: P'Orc Edition are either all or mostly all of my shenanigans.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:19:42 No.12926089

>>12925963
This anon has a way with words >>12925967

Me, I'd just say "Okay, if that's what you want. How about a paw massage?"
And then I get her so relaxed with the paw massage, she doesn't even notice when I transition to touching everywhere else.
>Implying this was not mai waifu's plan all along for a deep, lewd rub-down.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:19:48 No.12926091 >>12926065 >filename Those hips don't lie. Unless they're talking about hitboxes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:19:53 No.12926092 >>12926044 Of course. So I can counter bully her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:20:45 No.12926095 >>12926081 Go back to playing patty cake with your Anubis friend in MGK before the 5th graders come around.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:20:55 No.12926096 >>12926077 God I would love to read a story using this idea. >>12926087 Well anon, lemme tell you this. I love all of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:21:37 No.12926097 >>12926064 Anubis a best, for cuddles and all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:22:21 No.12926100 >>12926091 I'd hatefuck a plesioth. I like how much monster hunter is being mentioned here nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:23:12 No.12926103 >>12926095 >5th Graders There are fifth graders involved now? >Patty cake with Anubis Well okay, if you say so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:25:39 No.12926104 >>12926087 >SoM: P'Orc Edition are either all or mostly all of my shenanigans In that case me and my boner would like to express out gratitude.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:29:09 No.12926111 >>12926074 No problem, Alex' rapists got their comeuppance.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:29:09 No.12926112 File: 1.17 MB, 1800x1600, Water Psychic type.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12926100 It's nice. >>12926103 Obviously, with 5th grader half asleep boy, mullet boy with sunglasses, and Ryu with braided hair and airheaded smile

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:30:20 No.12926116

>>12926065
>Was about to do SDM green text

>remember I did it earlier this thread.

Well crap.....

>>12926096
>Ghost Girl who keeps following you alerts you to one of the P'orcs holding a recruitment drive.

>Flat-chested Loli P'Orc is running around giving other P'Orcs cookies and asking them to play with her.

>While she hopping along to another P'Orc you, gently, tackle her from out of a bush and rub her ears.

>Her protests grow weaker and weaker with each passing moment as her face glows evermore red and her breath turns hot.

>She finally gives a cry, straightening up before going limp, panting.

>You ruffle her hair and cover her in a spare blanket before running off.

Kitka the Swift's recruitment drive failed, power decreased by one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:31:17 No.12926120 >>12926104 >You will never help a P'Orc called "Cockbag", who's bullied by the larger P'Orcs, rise to become warchief.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:33:34 No.12926125 >>12925963 >Holstaur wife >Tits don't count as fluff >She caves within a few hours

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:35:16 No.12926130 >>12925963 This calls for a vigorous tail, wrist, and ankle stroking session for that silly dormouse. Mostly tail.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:35:33 No.12926131 >>12925963 I point out that we can't cuddle, or have sex for that matter. I refuse to touch her until she finally breaks down and throws me on the bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:37:47 No.12926136 >>12925963 Well my waifu is a dragon, so she's digging her own grave.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:38:23 No.12926141 >>12925963 >Hellhound Waifu It's time for relentless headpatting.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:38:34 No.12926142

>>12926028
>So we should be seeing more in the near future.
That could be tonight if you all want. At this point I'm waiting for the next thread, live writing here when there's 2.5k+ posts is a laggy finicky bitch on a tablet

My prose works will continue once I find out where I put my laptop's recovery discs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:41:15 No.12926156 File: 493 KB, 986x752, Ufufufu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12926136 >Thunder Dragon >Jinouga/Zinogre >Electric fluff Thou art fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:42:10 No.12926161 >>12926142 Do whatever you feel is best. I'll be hitting the hay myself now. So if you start tonight i'll read the aftermath tommorow. Looking forward to it in any case.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:48:46 No.12926173 >>12926156 http://i.imgur.com/SheB7ZB.jpg Aaroouu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:57:13 No.12926197 WHa twould your Monster waifu do if you completely forgot what sex is and consequently lost all of your libido one day?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:57:59 No.12926198 >>12926197 Mamano Mana

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 18:59:53 No.12926202 >>12926197 MAMONOMANA

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:00:10 No.12926203 >>12926197 Potions, all the potions!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:01:16 No.12926206 >>12926197 Cuddle, milk me in my sleep

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:01:24 No.12926207 >>12926197 >spoiler How the hell is that going to happen, a concussion?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:01:31 No.12926209 >>12926116 >Not dominating every single captain >Not meticulously raising all their power levels to maximum >Not having a harem of subservient super P'orcs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:02:46 No.12926210 >>12926209 You're levels of completionist OCD rivals mine. We are friends now anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:03:03 No.12926212 >>12926207 Paladin spell

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:03:13 No.12926213 >>12925963 >If you wanted pettings, sweetheart, you only had to ask.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:03:44 No.12926214 >>12926209 >Liking P'orcs in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:03:45 No.12926215 >>12926209 God branding was so fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:04:18 No.12926218 >>12926210 Shadow of mordor gave me issues, I had every ability rank unlocked before the third main mission.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:04:42 No.12926221 >>12926142 I'm looking forward to more as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:04:53 No.12926222 >>12926210 >>12926209 Are we talking about SOM? because i did that as well, i wish i could make one half of the game's captains fight against the other's half

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:05:23 No.12926223 >>12926214 It's almost like everyone here has a different set of personal preferences!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:06:13 No.12926227 >>12926218 Same, I did the same damn thing in AC Black Flag. I can't play pokemon anymore because "Gotta Catch em All" isn't a catch phrase to me, it's a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:06:42 No.12926228 >>12926223 Bwhaa? Are you making stuff up now?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:07:03 No.12926229 >>12926197 Reteach me? Just because I can't get it up, doesn't I'm not going to use my hands to make her incontinent with pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:07:46 No.12926230 >>12926227 >>12926222 >>12926215 >>12926210 >>12926209 Is this proof we're autistic?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:08:09 No.12926231 >>12926223 Arguably, those preferences may be shitty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:09:14 No.12926232 >>12926230 Where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:09:22 No.12926233 >>12926030 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Yb5jzRTBI

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:09:37 No.12926237 >>12926230 Just because you're obsessive about something doesn't make you automatically autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:10:02 No.12926238 >>12926230 Not really, I just prefer to do side quests before the main quest and the way they were set up in mordor means that you get put waaaaay father ahead

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:10:42 No.12926239 >>12926233 That's not ambient or spooky at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:10:55 No.12926241 >>12926215 In an MG Version of the game, would Branding involve an actual brand, and her being bent over on all fours, sticking her butt out at you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:12:34 No.12926252 >>12926241 Magical Tramp stamps

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:12:59 No.12926255

>>12926231
That's a subjective view, but for the thread's sake I won't contest it further

>>12926230
Nah, just proves that some anons really like SOM.
Now if they knew the entire game inside and out, stats included, by heart? That's stepping into autist territory

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:13:23 No.12926257 >>12926241 Branding becomes Wooing, using the dick is a quicker method

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:14:09 No.12926261 >>12926241 It would be giving them a kiss

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:16:37 No.12926269 >>12926241 It would be giving them a cloth that you used to whip some of the semen you pumped into her. That way all of her friends would know she's yours.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:17:38 No.12926271 >>12926261 >Isolate a P'orc >Give her a kiss so deep and hot, she can't breath after and collapses. >Take your dick out and ram it down her throat. >Irrumate her until you pull out and cum over her cute lil'face. >Branding Complete.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:19:11 No.12926274 >>12926271 Just a kiss would work, and would be as fast as normal branding.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:35:54 No.12926311 >>12926028 >>12926142 Wow Thanks, i really like the history and the characters,so I will looking Forwards for the part two.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:43:53 No.12926319 Which MG is best to deny you orgasm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:45:11 No.12926321 >>12926319 Ryu, if you were to believe OD_fag. but honestly, I doubt any of them would want you to not cum.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:48:02 No.12926323 It looks like it might be another 3.7-4k thread. I just noticed that Sirens have heart tattoos on their bellies, the sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:48:04 No.12926324 >>12926321 Well, there is Dark elves and their BDSM fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:50:22 No.12926328 >>12926319 bathtub full of slime

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:51:06 No.12926331 >>12922624 Source pls

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:51:22 No.12926332 >>12926323 Since Sirens are initially presented as J-pop idols, what would their de-lolified variants look like?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:52:12 No.12926335 >>12926323 No bully.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:53:14 No.12926339 >>12926332 >ara-ara you wouldn't want a washed up old singer like me would you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:54:32 No.12926342 >>12926335 I'll bully you right into stage 3, alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:54:50 No.12926343 >>12926331 Filename. >>12926339 >"But you just ate that Ara Cake a few minutes ago, miss,"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:55:00 No.12926344 >>12926323 Most monster girls have a heart somewhere on their design.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:55:25 No.12926345

>>12926324
>Dark Elf orgasm denial
Don't do this to me anon, I can NOT get a boner right now.
Just imagine her pressed up against you, whispering encouragement into your ear while stroking you with her velvety hand.
Keeping you on the edge for hours and hours while giggling and panting. Biting her lip as she strokes you until finally she allows you release.
And then you have slow passionate cuddlesex because she's turned the fuck on now.
Damn it now I have a boner.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:55:29 No.12926346 >>12926342 I don't want to be bullied!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:56:30 No.12926348 >>12926344 Wait what? What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:56:53 No.12926350 >>12926346 Accept your bullying like a man...I mean woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:56:55 No.12926351 >>12926344 Wait what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 19:57:49 No.12926352 >>12926348 >>12926351 Yeah, it might not be most but a lot of monster girls have a heart on their design. You should check it out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:00:41 No.12926355 >>12926351 Think of it as a lewd version of those Hidden Mickey scavenger hunts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:02:01 No.12926358 >>12926345 Yes. A thousand times, YES.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:03:19 No.12926361

>>12926345

>Another tweak of your nipple painfully, your Dark Elf captor giggling softly. You can't see her, only feel her touch. It's maddening.
>"My my, you're nice and juiced up. Don't you want to let it all out for me?"
>A weak moan comes from your bound mouth, her fingers dancing along the veined shaft of your penis gently and skillfully, eventually juggling your balls
>You knew what edging was, but this was absolute torture, she'd been doing this for HOURS now, time melting into eternity
>"Well then, perhaps I should give you a little more... incentive."
>Silence, and then a soft kiss that sends electricity through your entire body as she strokes. You can feel the ejaculation coming, your balls feeling like two cannonballs between your legs
>Gotta hang on, gotta deny her this pleasure
>Another kiss, this time turning into a long, languid suck as she bobs her head up and down on you just once, lapping at your cock's underside as she withdraws
>Your mind explodes as you empty your seed, sending white hot fluid skyward and eliciting a giggle from the Dark Elf
>"Ufufufu... Was my mouth really that pleasurable? W-well now, we can't have you wasting our time now, can we?"
>"I'm going to fuck you, Anon. I'm going to fuck you until you belong to me in heart and soul, you want that, don't you? You want to be mine and mine alone?"
>You can feel the electricity as she slowly parts her pussy's walls after straddling you in downward motion
>You can feel her convulsing in rapture, soon, she begins to move
>"Ara ara... my pet. Your training's just begun~"

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:05:51 No.12926365 >>12926233 >Raiding the spooky Lich dorm.mp3

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:06:29 No.12926366 >>12926361 You work fast. Heheheheh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:07:16 No.12926367 >>12926361 I just wanted you to know that this gave me an erection

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:07:29 No.12926369 >>12926366 >>12926366 I have at least three glasses of coke and rum in my system, so I could work as fast as I wanted to on half-assed smut.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:08:28 No.12926370 Why does having a P'Orc wife along with a Kikimora maid sound so wonderful? Just coming home and seeing my Pig wife spanking and berating the maid for keeping some of my underwear would put me through a rut only P'Orc and Maid pussy could solve.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:12:03 No.12926377 >>12926361 >Orgasm Denial >Dirty Talking >SENSORY DEPRIVATION Oh I know EXACTLY why I've got this boner. They're gonna cuddle after the sex, right? Loving dominant girls are the best dominant girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:13:17 No.12926379 >>12926370 >You'll never have a gang of P'Orcs waiting on your every word. >If some guy has displeased you, you just snap your fingers and they take care of him. >They just drag him into some alleyway, beat and rape him in P'Orc brutality.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:14:32 No.12926380

>>12926370
The best part is they'd probably switch off. Imagine what'd happen if your p'orc tracked mud into the house because she forgot to take her shoes off at the door. The maid would grind your little piggy's nose into her filthy mess while the plump one squeals and begs for forgiveness under the kiki's relentless tickle torture. Why this would get both of them wet you'll never know, but you WOULD know that they're both lubed up and ready to go.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:15:01 No.12926381 >>12926379 But anon what if he beats them?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:15:55 No.12926383

Done with lineart. Still WIP, some scars and stuff missing, but well, I present you guys new Zophia.
http://imgur.com/1AeU0Or
>Chest: +1
>Butt: +5
>Special: +Fluffy hair
+Awesomeness

Complete [Free time] quest chain to unlock new character
>Name: Dulce
>Race: Dullahan
>Chest: +3
>Butt: +3
>Special: +Hikikomori
+Brown skin

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:16:31 No.12926388 >>12926370 Can you imagine the humiliation on the Kikimora's face as she is forced to clean the cum glazed meat hole of your P'Orc wife?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:16:51 No.12926389 >>12926379 >Sharing your women with another man. Bro, do you even harem?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:17:03 No.12926390 >>12926377 >Spoiler If she's a proper dom, then yes, after care is a very important part of healthy BDSM play

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:17:11 No.12926391 Could you love a disabled monster girl? Blind? Deaf? Mute? Paralyzed? Missing a limb or two? >tfw no fiercely independent kikimora who insists on taking care of all the maid duties herself despite being blind

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:17:27 No.12926392 >>12926383 She brokeded her leg

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:17:46 No.12926393 >>12926381 Then you have a rival, and you make each other's P'Orcs fight each other until one of you wins.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:17:50 No.12926394 >>12926383 I wish to have vanilla sex with Zophia >Brown hair Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE! I'd like to know more about this Dulce

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:17:53 No.12926395 >>12926383 Oh, I just saw that. Thought she looked familiar.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:18:28 No.12926397 >>12926383 >http://imgur.com/1AeU0Or I'll go out on on a limb and say Zophia looks fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:18:51 No.12926399 >>12926394 Brown skin* I got so exited I mistyped

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:19:25 No.12926400 >>12926383 >Curvy Brown Hikikomori Dullahan YES YES YES. Zophia cute as always.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:19:28 No.12926401 >>12926397 You need a hand with that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:20:29 No.12926403 >>12926391 I'm pretty sure the blind ones can adapt to their blindness in a vein similar to Zatoichi or Augus.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:20:51 No.12926405

>>12926380
>>12926388
I would have a contest between the two, whoever doesn't make me cum first has to live like the other for a day.

So if my P'Orc wife wins the Kiki has to live the P'Orc life of wearing little to no clothes while if she lost my pig wife would have to be a prim and proper maid.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:21:39 No.12926407

>>12926391

>I never have to be an interpreter for my childhood friend Tengu.
>I'll never initially hate it as my life is reduced to being her literal mouthpiece
>I'll never come to realize that she enjoys my company and that she does often want to speak her own mind, even though she can't
>I'll never become the best orator in the world to fully express her thoughts and feelings
>I'll never constantly doubt myself and wonder if dedicating my life to her is the right choice
>Then see her smile to wash my insecurities away

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:23:05 No.12926408 >>12926383 I want to impregnate Zophia.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:23:37 No.12926409 >>12926388 >Bisexual MGs eating your creampies out of each other >You reaming the eater from behind as she does so. >Switch back and forth as many times as you all are able. All of my FUCK. YES.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:25:14 No.12926410 >>12926407 >I'll never constantly doubt myself and wonder if dedicating my life to her is the right choice Nigger you're everything she has, you shouldn't be reluctant about it, you know what to do.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:26:00 No.12926412

>>12926405
>P'orc wins
>Kiki has to live as her for a day
>Lounge around half naked
>Eating chips/soda/ other unhealthy things
>Not allowed to stand up and throw away trash or put away plates
>She's basically "wallowing in filth" though the area around her is still cleaner than the p'orcs would be
>She even has to great you with a lazy "'sup?" when you come home
That's some goddamn motivation to win right there. I think she'd have fits if she lost.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:26:50 No.12926413 >>12926409 >Bisexual MGs Nope.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:28:24 No.12926416

>>12926394
Random idea that seems like a good one.
She is afraid to leave her room, but still needs to go out for supplies/bathroom/stuff, so her solution to this dilemma is leaving the head behind while the body goes outside. The head never leaves her room. Not drawn yet, just an idea.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:29:33 No.12926417

>>12926413
>Not wanting to marry two MGs who are as in love with each other as they are with you.
>Not wanting to see them pressed against each other as your dick gets sandwiched between their bodies. Pussies. Breasts. Lips. Anywhere.
>Not wanting to be cuddled between them as they both cling to you loving.
>Not wanting to have them eat the creampies you give them out of each other as you fill them with fresh ones over and over.

Nigga, you are truly gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:29:36 No.12926418 >>12926416 That sounds fifty shades of adorable You're a genius, you know that? An absolute genius

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:29:48 No.12926419 >>12926413 Please see >>12926223

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:30:27 No.12926423

>>12926413
>Not being the object of an Apophis and a Pharaoh's affections
>Not seeing them fight over you only to learn they're attracted to each other as well.
>Not being the filling in a delicious forbidden love sandwich.
>Not having a Pharaoh and an Apophis teasing you by kissing while lying on top of you before they have their way with you.
Understandable. It's kind of a niche thing. I wouldn't mind it though.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:30:47 No.12926424

>>12926377
>>12926377

>She slams her hips down onto your in one final thrust, the soft walls of her pussy engulfing your member like warm, malleable dough
>The sensations too much, you rut inside of her, spilling enough seed to cause wet squelching noises to each your ears, you're practically wheezing from the exertion
>There's a soft 'pop' as your member exits her sex, a contented sigh coming from the Elf
>"Mmm... my stomach's so full of your warmth. Now, I know you love me. I want to hear it with your own lips, my pet."
>The pressure releases from your jaw as the riding bit is detached. Your throat is dry and your jaw hurts.
>"Let me hear it. Say 'I love you'."
>"iloveyou"
>"What's that, I didn't quite hear you."
>"I... lo... y..."
>"You'll have to speak up, my pet. Or perhaps you need some help."
>Her hand holds your mouth as she plants a long kiss onto you, wrestling your tongue with hers, some of her saliva wetting your throat.
>"I... love... you."
>"Mfufufu... very good. Now, say it to my face."
>The blindfold is removed next, your eyes adjusting to the darkness of the room. How long had she kept you here?
>Her caramel body is covered in a thin sheet of sweat, her bosom is heaving her purple eyes lock with yours. The faintest silhouette of hearts in the black of her pupils
>"Say it. Again."
>"I love you."
>"Again."
>"I love you."
>She collapses onto you, her body twitching, hugging you tight. Her body's warmth mixing with yours, your heartbeats synchronizing
>"That's right. You love me. I'll never let another girl have you. Ever. You're my pet."
>"I'll always take care of you. Always."
>"All I ask is that you show me how much you love me. Every day."
>"Good night, my darling."

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:30:49 No.12926425 >>12926416 That sounds a dozen kinds of cute. >>12926418 >Fifty Shades of Adorable Fifty Shades parody series with MGs who are secret cuddle-fetishists when?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:32:44 No.12926427 >>12926423 Damn that sounds comfy. >>12926424 >The faintest silhouette of hearts in the black of her pupils Oh hi there boner I thought we'd already separated for the day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:32:57 No.12926428 >>12926424 First you gave me a boner, and now my heartboner is fully erect. Thank you anon.

>>	InariKitsune Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:33:36 No.12926429 >>12925805 I Literally had nothing to do with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:35:03 No.12926432 >>12926423 >only to learn they're attracted to each other as well Since when is yuri allowed here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:35:30 No.12926434 >>12926418 >>12926425 More ideas >MMO >Loses against PK >You fucking asshole, do you know who I am!? I AM DEATH ITSELF, YOU GODDAMN NOOB, I will cut your head off and devour your fucking soul. >Body pats head while head pouts sobbing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:37:00 No.12926436 >>12926434 I see. So you went from fifty shades to sixty shades I see your plan. You're going to kill us

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:37:04 No.12926437 >>12926432 >As well There's still a guy for you to self insert as being loved on by both of them, quit with your autism.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:37:22 No.12926438 >>12926413 >>12926432 Agreed.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:37:52 No.12926439

>>12926424
>She collapses onto you, her body twitching, hugging you tight. Her body's warmth mixing with yours, your heartbeats synchronizing
>"That's right. You love me. I'll never let another girl have you. Ever. You're my pet."
>"I'll always take care of you. Always."
>"All I ask is that you show me how much you love me. Every day."
>"Good night, my darling."
This dialogue makes me rock-hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:38:05 No.12926440 >>12926434 >Being able to give yourself headpats I'd help if I could. Too cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:39:04 No.12926441 >>12926429 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:40:36 No.12926444 >>12926441 pls don't bully him, he's a nice writefag

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:41:55 No.12926449 >>12926444 The TF/TG faggots are essentially the furfags of /mgg/. You included.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:42:24 No.12926450 >>12926444 Nice joke.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:45:08 No.12926456

>>12926410

Marry her? It's marry her, isn't it. Well at least it's still my choice, even if it seems to be considered predetermined. I'm confident I can make her happy.

But if/when she finds someone else who understands her more than me, don't expect me to act surprised. I know how things like this tend to go.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:46:54 No.12926460 >>12926456 >Expecting to be NTR'd Don't even think such thoughts. It only hurts yourself, and believe it or not, her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:47:04 No.12926461 >>12926441 >>12926444 >implying that's not someone else posing as him to gain this exact reaction I know the thread is slow but sparking a shitstorm to make it go faster isn't the best COA, anons

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:50:31 No.12926464 >>12926449 Well yeah, I like tf/tg. What are you gonna do, bully me?

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:50:31 No.12926465

>>12926352
Alright, I've narrowed it down:

Barometz
Succubus
Lilim
Apophis (?)
Manticore
Kunoichi
Dormouse
Kikimora
Dark Elf
Amazoness (?)
Dark Priest
Alice
Girtablilu
Alp
Nekomata (?)
Bicorn
Lich
Dark Valkyrie
Merrow
Dark Angel
Everyone from Wonderland
Lesser Succubus
Unicorn
Arch Imp
Troll (?)
Siren
Familiar
Mothman
Mandragora (?)
Devil
Dullahan
Living Doll
Imp
Karakasa-Obake
Nereid
Tanuki

I have way too much time

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:50:56 No.12926468 >>12926460 But being cynical is a win-win.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:56:09 No.12926475

>>12926465
Fun fact, that Heart is pretty well the MGE's main symbol, and indeed, the most typical "Pleasure Rune".

Or in other words, every single MG who has that heart present on their design is a slutty tease who likes being extra-sensitive in public.

Now of course, every girl of the species couldn't possibly have the same tattoo, or the same exhibitionist tendencies. But the ones interviewed for the profiles sure did.

>>12926468
How is that a win-win?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:56:38 No.12926476 >>12926464 You have your own board for your neo-furfaggotry, take your ilk with you when you go there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:57:54 No.12926477 >>12926475 It's true, since during that super long scavenger hunt, most of the MG's listed are listed as somewhat lustful Some, not all

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 20:58:35 No.12926481 >>12926475 >How is that a win-win? Because you're either happy, or right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:00:06 No.12926484 >>12926481 Or the cynical thought that your waifu is just "Settling" for you weighs down your relationship, leading to your mutual unhappiness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:01:35 No.12926487 >>12926444 He's a faggot of the highest order. Pushes his bullshit on everyone else and gets upset if you tell him to fuck off. Then he'll turn right around and call your fetish shit. It's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:02:16 No.12926490 >>12926484 I prefer being right anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:04:14 No.12926492 >>12926490 You're a depressing person.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:06:16 No.12926499 >>12926487 >Writing stories with fetishes you don't like is 'pushing bullshit on everyone' Anon, just don't click the pastebin link. You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:06:19 No.12926500 >>12926492 Or "realistic", as some call it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:06:39 No.12926502 >>12926460 In that case I must then purge these negative thoughts. To maker her unhappy with such ideas is not what I want to do. Her happiness is my happiness. I love her, I won't try to cause her undue misery if I can help it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:07:17 No.12926503 >>12926499 It ain't the pastebin links. Dude never shuts up about TF that, TG this in IRC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:08:24 No.12926504 >>12926503 >Being inside the IRC There's your first problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:08:46 No.12926505 >>12926499 Trying to get everyone to become a permissive faggot like you will benefit fuck-all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:10:25 No.12926509 >>12926476 Outside perspective chiming in; I love how angry some people get over other people liking things they don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:10:32 No.12926511 >>12926505 Who's fuck-all? Another one of your IRC buddies?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:10:37 No.12926512 >>12926502 That's a better plan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:10:47 No.12926513 >>12926503 >IRC And into the trash it goes. I don't come to these threads for IRC drama, I come to jack off and receive my emotional fulfillment. If you want to bitch about IRC high school drama, go there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:11:22 No.12926514 >>12926503 Well then don't go to the IRC This isn't rocket science

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:12:17 No.12926522 >>12926504 >>12926511 >>12926513 With how much you people bitch about the IRC I'm beginning to think it's a pretty alright place. 4chan only ever bitches about something when fun is involved.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:12:30 No.12926523 >>12926509 Oh, this defense again. >>12926514 The IRC comes here in the form of the B/d/F or Inari and TG/TF faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:13:47 No.12926525 >>12926522 The complaints about Inari are justified though. Otherwise, you're about right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:13:49 No.12926526 >>12926522 No one is stopping you from finding out. Just don't bring it here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:14:02 No.12926527 >>12926523 Call it what you want, it's still a valid point. Nowhere but 4chan do people get so assblasted over something they don't like being talked about.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:15:12 No.12926529 >>12926522 Then by all means, go and have fun there. But don't bring that futa shit back with you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:18:55 No.12926533 >>12926499 Yeah no.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:25:48 No.12926544 >Yandere kikimora >A daily life of yandere kikimora begins >clean clean clean >She checks masters computer for porn >Finds a video of a WHORE >Takes out the hard drive >SMASHES THE FUCK out of it >after all she's the only fap material master needs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:26:24 No.12926545 Now that this thread has gone full IRC hate-mode, bump all the threads in front of us so it dies sooner. Make dumb 2hu threads to replace the others in autosage.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:28:29 No.12926548

>>12926533
>"Please Anon, stop doing this, you only hurt yourself!"
>Anon's Kikimora begs to him in a dark room, with his overweight frame illuminated only by the computer monitor
>"No, shut up! I like being angry! I must read all the shit so I can complain about it! Now leave slave, and fetch me more nourishment!"
>He slaps his Kikimora meido, who isn't hurt much since his hand flab cushions the hit, but emotionally, it scars her
>She picks herself up off the floor, in tears, as she grabs a Hot Pocket box and heads downstairs to the microwave

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:30:38 No.12926552 >>12926545 How about no, I want to get a thread post count high score. And I don't even give a shit about the IRC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:33:25 No.12926560 >>12926552 Then let's turn this around, shall we? It's early morning, and surprise surprise, it's your waifu's birthday! Luckily, you woke up before she did. What do you make her for breakfast in bed?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:34:53 No.12926563 >>12926560 Muh dick

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:35:25 No.12926564 >>12926560 I make my Oomukade waifu a nice hot bowl of beef stew with tendons. Yes I know it takes a while, I tend to wake up stupid early.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:35:37 No.12926565 >>12926560 A pancake with M&MS in it, making a smiling happy face and heart shape! Maybe I'll also try to use the M&Ms to make the shape of her holding me and us happy. If it worked in kindergarten, it'll work in marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:36:31 No.12926568 >>12926560 Three slices of French Toast, a glass of purple drink, and a bowl of Cap'n Onaholes cereal with Holstaur milk, and my semen.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:36:37 No.12926569 >>12926560 What would Miss Happy want?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:38:16 No.12926572 >>12926565 >m&Ms you mean chocolate syrup at that point since M&Ms have a melting point of Absolute Zero

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:39:21 No.12926575 >>12926572 >He's never had M&M Pancakes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:40:04 No.12926577 >>12926572 they reharden after a bit of cooling down and they have a nice crunch

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:40:51 No.12926578 >>12926560 Of course I woke up first, she's a dormouse. Bu cheese omelet with some veggies thrown in.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:42:06 No.12926581 >>12926578 >Just finished eating a cheese omelet with veggies I made two seconds ago Get out of my house

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:42:40 No.12926583 >>12926560 Nothing. Since she will never exist

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:44:02 No.12926584 >>12926581 But I live here. In the walls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:44:20 No.12926585 >>12926569 Love-pats and rubs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:45:11 No.12926587 >>12926584 OUTSIDE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:49:17 No.12926597 >>12926577 But it's just so easy for them to melt, it bothers me. Also I like skittles better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:50:18 No.12926598 >>12926597 >Also I like skittles better. In pancakes?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:50:28 No.12926600 >>12926587 He's living in your walls like Roach from The People under the Stairs. Don't you want someone to protect you from the ills of life?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:50:33 No.12926601 >>12926560 I am no culinary expert, that's for sure. So I make her what I can. A nice Cajun-Garlic Omlette, bacon and sausage, Berry and Cream Waffles, and a juicy cocktail of her preference, which I hope I'd know by then. I hope she likes it!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:51:57 No.12926605 >>12925794 >>she left anon rubbing him/her/whatever's self like her cunt was going to spring out Robin Williams or something TEN THOUSAND YEARS WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:52:12 No.12926607 >>12926600 Well if he showed up we could come to an agreement

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:52:15 No.12926608 >>12926560 I'd make my Apophis eggs benedict (her favorite), while helping the kids make bacon and pancakes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:53:03 No.12926611 >>12926598 No in colored candies that I put into my hand then dump into my mouth

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:53:33 No.12926613 >>12926601 >I'm no culinary expert >So I'm going to make things that make me LOOK like a culinary expert! You sly dog

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:53:59 No.12926615 >>12926611 There's a joke in there somewhere...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:54:11 No.12926617 >>12925794 I don't get it, what can she possibly do next time?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:54:38 No.12926618 >>12926611 Oh, well i agree with that though mike and ikes are the best but we're talking about putting things in pancakes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:56:40 No.12926621 >>12926613 Really? Not really. If I wanted to do that, I'd try something like Eggs Benedict or some such. But nah, I'll stick to basics. Maybe an Apple Cinnamon Pizza for dessert.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 21:59:38 No.12926630 >>12926621 >Maybe an Apple Cinnamon Pizza for dessert >I'm not an expert, you guys! I swear! Hmm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:03:04 No.12926635 >>12926630 I learned that shit in a 10th Grade cooking class.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:03:48 No.12926636 Any ideas for a yandere story?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:06:08 No.12926641 >>12926636 Unicorn keeping all the WHORES away from her PURE husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:07:44 No.12926647 >>12926636 Something with a harpie keeping her husband in a tower on top of a mountain, with no way for him to get out the window.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:07:59 No.12926648 >>12926560 Assuming I can wrench myself from her grip, steak and eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:09:21 No.12926651 >>12926636 A Wight/Dragon/Whatever-the-fuck obsessively watching the reincarnated/resurected version of her late husband. From her perspective.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:09:22 No.12926652 >>12926648 That's my favorite breakfast. Good taste, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:09:44 No.12926653 >>12926636 Very light yandere Ommukade neet who abducts her crush to live out her fantasies from those chinese cartoons but gets flustered and embarrassed

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:09:44 No.12926654 >>12926636 Yandere angel/valkyrie who doesn't want his future husband to be corrupted by all those sluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:10:49 No.12926659 >>12926653 This sounds good for comedy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:11:02 No.12926660 >>12926654 >his her*

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:11:10 No.12926661 >>12926636 Why not something creepy? I have a thing for porcelain dolls. A yandere living doll horror story would be heaven for me. And if someone were to write a really creppy one, I would attempt to draw the best scenes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:13:00 No.12926665 >>12926654 >his Fuck off Bob

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:15:44 No.12926668 >>12926661 >A modified, lonely, derelict Living Doll wandering an abandoned theater/factory until some urban explorer comes upon the location. Think something similar to Soulforge from Thief II. >>12926665 The guy corrected himself you rube.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:16:23 No.12926669 >>12926522 Oh crap, he is on to us. Do not come to /monstergirls on rizon.net

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:18:39 No.12926674 >>12926669 >Look how clever I am you guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:19:49 No.12926677 >>12926669 Epic. Simply epic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:22:37 No.12926685 >>12926636 A yandere paladin falls in love with a man and considers him a pure and innocent prince. She is worried that those horrible monsters he is with will sully and abuse him, so she takes care of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:22:52 No.12926687 >>12926668 Yea, like that, it sounds awesome.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:23:26 No.12926688

>>12926522
>>12926669
>>12926674

It's not as horrible as some people think. It's just a chatroom with /mgt/ folks. It's not a big circle jerk, not some evil cabal conspiring about futa and manticore. It's just a chatroom. While a handful of people are too autistic to handle even casual chatroom interaction with people, most people are okay with that sort of thing.

If it's not to your taste, sign off and close the window. Simple as that. No need to keep dragging in drama and whining into the thread, guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:25:05 No.12926690 >>12926688 And here comes the IRCIDF.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:25:06 No.12926691

>>12926361
>hours of orgasm denial
I don't get it. If you have that much time on your hands, make yourself cum by playing with your kegel muscles. It'd take for ever, sure, but the rolling surge of your dick muscles flexing, contracting and releasing should eventually do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:27:54 No.12926694 >>12926690 dude he's saying to keep petty drama out of the thread. don't tell me you actually like people being drama queens about namefags and IRCfags in this thread so you can circlejerk and memehate about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:30:07 No.12926701 >Not much in the thread besides IRC-Memehate for the last little while. >2nd Thread in line for archival Well at least it's almost over.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:30:55 No.12926703

>>12926688
This poster is correct, there isi n the IRC, just like in this thread 1-2 dumbasses who like to troll and stir up trouble , they try to start crap in the irc and also in the thread, they usually always fail, and have yet to realize we just don't care.
Come to the iRC if you want, it's generally fun, and pretty much an open discussion about everything, if you don't like it you can leave.
Simple as that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:32:06 No.12926706 >>12926694 >>12926701 >Memehate

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:33:10 No.12926709

>>12926703
Back in my day, the IRC was universally hated for the cancer scum it was. Also it just talked about shit games like LoL and Dotrash. There wasn't even Monster Girls there.

There is only one place the IRC belongs, and that is in the trash can.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:34:26 No.12926712 >>12926709 >LoL >Dotrash Well, LoL still comes up at times since at least a couple people play it. Dota just gets occasional hate. The late-evenings (For Westerners at least) are pretty well entirely lewd MG talks though.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:35:49 No.12926714

>>12926706
The definition of memehate, at least as I understand it, is hating something because it's popular to do so (e.g., groupthink mob mentality).

Unless a chatroom or 30~ /mgt/ers has somehow destroyed MGE, or killed KC, or something to justify you hating it -- yes, it is memehate.

If your hate of Bob is so great you condemn the entire chatroom for him being there, then why are you still in these threads at all, knowing he browses them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:43:17 No.12926725 >>12926714 Ah, the memehate defense. That never gets old.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:45:01 No.12926731 >>12926725 >"You don't like futa monster girls and the people behind forcing them down your throat?" >"You just memehate it." I hope the IRC stays out of the next thread, they shitted up this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:45:34 No.12926735 >>12926706 >>12926725 unless you have any actual retort besides sarcasm quips about why you hate an entire chatroom, i have to think those guys are right and it is a meme or something just because its popular

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:47:10 No.12926741 >>12926725 >Everything that differs from my opinion is a classic defense tactic! You're some kinda faggot, anon. Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:47:50 No.12926742 >>12926735 >Pretending not be an IRC goon. How's that working out for ya?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:48:12 No.12926746 >>12926725 Not the same anon but, I think he just wanted to tell us what does it mean.

Anonymous Sun, Jan 18, 2015 22:50:28 No.12926751

>>12926731
They didn't do anything. Something unrelated was brought up which was vaguely related to someone who frequents the IRC, and then people went full retard about how much they hate the IRC. The topic of the IRC being brought up but overly sensitive retards ruined the thread, not people from the IRC themselves.

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