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Anonymous Thu Jan 15 17:34:38 2015 No.12915293 [Reply] [Original]

"Hey, I heard you like drums."

>>	Swouws Thu Jan 15 17:39:24 2015 No.12915310 I like Keanu Reeves, he sucks good dick if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 17:40:13 2015 No.12915311 Why is raiko seducing my favourite 2hu?

>>	Swouws Thu Jan 15 17:43:56 2015 No.12915324 dafuk is a 2hu?

>>	Swouws Thu Jan 15 17:58:40 2015 No.12915380 Holy shit I just realized I'm a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 18:03:27 2015 No.12915400 "Ba dum tss"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 18:06:24 2015 No.12915410 >>12915293 smooth

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 18:53:02 2015 No.12915577 What is Keanu's ability? What are Keanu's ten desires?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 18:54:46 2015 No.12915583 >>12915577 he knows Kung Fu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 19:43:31 2015 No.12915750 >>12915577 He's also immortal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:03:16 2015 No.12915818 Did Keanu move to Gensokyo because he was forgotten by everyone? I don't know any film with him after The Matrix.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:08:33 2015 No.12915832 >>12915818 He was in 47 Ronin.

Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:13:52 2015 No.12915852

>>12915832
>The film was widely reported to be a major financial failure, unable to recover its $175 million production (excluding advertising and distribution) budget.[24][25]
>47 Ronin received generally negative reviews from critics. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film holds a 14% rating. The film has a score of 29 (out of 100) on Metacritic, based on 21 critics.[28]
It's really sad.

Anonymous Thu Jan 15 20:24:57 2015 No.12915872
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>>12915577
1. a real father figure in his life
2. his girlfriend back
3. his unborn child
4. his best friend back
5. his sister's leukemia cured
6. "5 desires is enough for me."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 21:59:17 2015 No.12916130 Youkai of sadness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 22:05:10 2015 No.12916140 http://computer.ytmnd.com/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 02:20:21 2015 No.12916835 >>12915818 >>12915577 >>12915310 >Keanu Reeves At fist I thought that was Thom Radioheads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 02:24:54 2015 No.12916847 Keane "sad dude" Reeves was in John Wick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 06:58:07 2015 No.12917316 Kanye Raves is my favorite toehoe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 11:53:55 2015 No.12924971 >>12915872 this is so fucking sad >>12916130 I feel his fucking power now. phantom stage confirmed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 12:17:45 2015 No.12925021 Reading this made me sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 13:17:44 2015 No.12925178 >>12915818 John Wick was incredible and very profitable for Lionsgate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 13:23:44 2015 No.12925197 >>12925178 John Wick also became a character in the game Payday 2.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 13:28:45 2015 No.12925214 Johnny Mnemonic was Cain Raves' best role. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78kcBkxY8Bk

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 13:32:31 2015 No.12925223 File: 937 KB, 2000x1161, 1370344356011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915872

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 14:25:34 2015 No.12925372 >>12925223 My God! this man needs a Hina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICpRT855-DI

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 15:56:31 2015 No.12925634 I recently saw A Scanner Darkly, in wich Keanu has a major role. It is a fine movie, not a top tier but well made. 100% sure you will like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 21:32:40 2015 No.12926557 >>12925215 The tragic part is that this is probably what he does every year

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 21:36:51 2015 No.12926570 >>12915872 >>12925223 Jesus christ, stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 17:25:16 2015 No.12929747 So, is this a Keanu thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 17:27:17 2015 No.12929752 >>12929747 yep, he's /jp/ just like sonic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 03:17:06 2015 No.12931396 >>12929747 I intended for it to be a Raiko thread, but oh well. KEANU THREAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 04:19:37 2015 No.12931497 What would Keanu's danmaku be like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 11:59:32 2015 No.12931813 >>12931497 One of his spell cards would consist of throwing your bullets back at you. Along with his own bullets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 12:01:57 2015 No.12931822 >>12931497 Sad and half-assed, just like his acting. He'd be a stage 1 midboss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 12:24:34 2015 No.12931887 >>12925214 see >>12916140 for further evidence

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 12:29:47 2015 No.12931902 >>12931822 /tv/ pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 14:30:54 2015 No.12932207 >>12915872 >>12925223 Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 15:23:45 2015 No.12932374 I...I wanted to say I hope he has a waifu he can pretend he is hugging as he presses a pillow against himself each night.... But he probably just wishes it was his ex-wife or his loving child with him... And then my heart breaks ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 15:40:05 2015 No.12932407 File: 139 KB, 564x550, remilia crying&fistshake_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915872 >>12925223 I will never forgive anyone that bullies Keanu-chan. Not ever, ever, ever!

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