Monster Girl General

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Monster Girl General Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:23:23 No.12905596 [Reply] [Original]

The thread where we talk about our love of Monster girls

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:24:00 No.12905597 >>12905585 I know anon, of course. >Homeless Anubis No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:24:10 No.12905598 File: 402 KB, 841x1337, 40916808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905596 first for fluffy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:25:03 No.12905599 All right. Let's get this thread off to a good start. Tell me, anon. When you hug your waifu, what does she smell like? Don't forget to tell us her race, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:25:08 No.12905600 File: 33 KB, 500x514, Tengu Waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why are tengus so wonderful?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:25:27 No.12905601 Wait, what? I'm getting a 404 for the thread which was up until a few minutes ago. Was it deleted?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:26:07 No.12905603 >>12905597 >Literal jackal >Scavenging like the scavenger she is

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:26:37 No.12905604 >>12905599 >>12905600 She smells like downy feathers and freedom also probably magical components

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:26:46 No.12905607
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>>12905597
Then what MG would make for a cute homeless girl?

>>12905599
Tie between Ryufu and Wofu, and it would either be an earthy smell or that smell that hangs around lakes and rivers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:27:00 No.12905608 >>12905597 >>Homeless Anubis Yes. She'd draw the shotas in with promises of fluffy cuddles and then cuck their cocks once they get in too close. >>12905601 Janny probs deleted it since he was obviously around and we ran out of images on page 8.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:27:10 No.12905609 File: 920 KB, 3231x2082, 1421137630621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I found another one of these for you guys in before Horse pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:27:17 No.12905610 >>12905601 I think the janitor actually stepped in and gave us a new thread. Weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:27:22 No.12905611 >>12905599 Anubis that smells of fine soaps and perfumed oils that she had specially imported. And had me apply to her by hand each morning and night.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:27:23 No.12905612 File: 688 KB, 700x1542, 746fd4a3c28aa4ff78e1bf19d28c9c8a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905599 Tea probably. Dormouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:28:05 No.12905613 >>12905610 That was nice. Weird, but nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:28:13 No.12905614 >>12905596 Wait, did... w-was that the janitor? Apologies for the salty language... >>12905599 My blueberry-bus would smell like lavender

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:28:37 No.12905615 >>12905607 Well, we've already got Junko, who is pretty cute when anons aren't exploiting her. Otherwise, mice-girls maybe? >>12905608 >Cuck their cocks That is an awful typo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:30:10 No.12905619 >>12905614 If you lick a blueberry-bus, does she taste of snozzberries?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:30:34 No.12905621 Are we going to get more blind, tortured shota and morally ambiguous Hellhound-nee? Cripple healing a best healing.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:31:09 No.12905623

>>12905615
>exploiting
Most are trying to save her. Half the time she's either sleeping in her cardboard house under the kindergarten's slide, puking from a night of drinking Russian piss water AKA vodka, or trying to kill herself.
Those trying to exploit her are no good though.
Fun fact: She actually went to school with Jimmy's dad

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:31:16 No.12905624 >>12905619 Ambrosia, actually. It's quite pleasant

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:31:23 No.12905625 >>12905621 I hope so anon. Having her arousal just die, and then being so awkward around him, I was liking it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:31:24 No.12905626 File: 338 KB, 2000x2500, 1413360398574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember: A janitor's job is never done. Play nice!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:32:11 No.12905628 >>12905619 You DO know what those are, right? You HAVE watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:32:33 No.12905630 >>12905623 >Puking from a night of drinking Russian piss water >Trying to kill herself That's what I mean by exploiting. And I thought she was supposed to be a homeless child?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:33:07 No.12905632 >>12905621 >Not just buying the kid a new set of eyes It's not nearly as sad a story as it would have been thirty years ago. She'll just have to give him up to get him fixed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:33:43 No.12905634 >>12905632 >Give him up Why would she have to do that? She'd just have to save up enough to take him to a local Lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:33:46 No.12905636 File: 552 KB, 1000x2000, 2nd grader Hellpup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905630 She was never a child. She was a homeless adult.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:33:49 No.12905637 >>12905628 Yep. Even Roald Dahl makes dick jokes sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:34:47 No.12905639 >>12905628 Oh good god, imagine an MG version of Wonka's Chocolate Factory. But what would be Wonka?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:35:00 No.12905640 >>12905636 >Sassy Hellpup Maximum Overcute.

>>	TheGrub Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:35:10 No.12905641 So I decided to write a continuation to a greentext I did regarding Hellhounds a while back. Warning, it's kind of vanilla. So, sorry if you're expecting a rape train going off the tracks. http://pastebin.com/GUNYc0a9

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:35:25 No.12905642 >>12905639 Mad Hatter. Nothing else will work right.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:35:25 No.12905643

>Have a shitty day at work.
>Anubis boss getting on my case.
>Project is behind and she thinks it's my fault.
>Getting home late, food will be cold or reheated.
>Were-cat daughteru runs up in excitement.
>Holding up her report card.
>"Look daddy, it says 'CAT'!"
>Look at it.
>C in Math.
>A in Gym.
>D in Writing.
>Somehow being at home always makes it worth it.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:35:47 No.12905644

>>12905625
Yeah at least she wasn't coldsteel hedgeheg "I will lubricate my vagina with your crippletears" edgy, and actually had a human response to buying a young child as a slave only to find her merchandise was psychologically abused and had his eyes cut out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:36:01 No.12905646 >>12905639 >Implying MG Wonka could be anything other than a Mad Hatter. Because, well, Wonka pretty well is one already. Fancy hat and craziness and all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:37:44 No.12905647 >>12905639 For some reason I'm imagining a mad hatter

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:39:29 No.12905649 >>12905642 >>12905646 >>12905647 Crap, yeah had a retard moment there. Still though, the factory would be horrifyingly arousing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:41:17 No.12905650 File: 105 KB, 1200x937, 1421138477886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Anon, would you believe me if I told you I was not as evil as people said I was?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:44:32 No.12905654 >>12905636 Hellhound-chan, please don't take my lunch money!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:44:42 No.12905655 >>12905650 We really need more cute monoggubus content, if you can will that into existence, its a start.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:44:46 No.12905656 >>12905636 Cute Would hug until severely burned

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:45:18 No.12905658

Continuing story of Hellhound and blind shota from last thread.
>>12905415
>"What's your name, kid?"
>"Alex"
>"Alex what?"
>"Alexander"
>"Don't be a smart aleck"
>"No, Alex"
>"...are you doing this on purpose?"
>"?"
>Sigh. "Nevermind. I mean your family name. What is your family name? What are your parents' names?"
>Silence
>"Look, I'm trying to take you home. Don't you want to go home? I need to know where your family lives."
>Long silence
>About to start over when he pipes up with something that brings your brain to a crashing halt.
>"If you don't mind, could you just bring me to a brothel instead?"
>What
>"What?"
>"My mom can't really afford...I mean, especially now that I can't work."
>His left hand surreptitiously tugs on the new bandage wrapped around his eyes.
>"Did she sell you to those guys?"
>Dead silence. That probably wasn't very tactful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:46:47 No.12905659 File: 693 KB, 723x1023, 1413610939153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Will you join me for some drinks?"

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:46:52 No.12905660
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Do you think the insides of a Mimic or Sandworm would be comfy? If you got caught by one, you'd likely end up spending 99% of your life in one. Who knows, maybe she has a nice retro game setup in there.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:46:58 No.12905661
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Mind a little more MGK? Maybe some Ushi Oni related content?

It's Sunday and Anubis' birthday.
Go with all the classmates and participate in the party? Maybe say hello to the no-longer oneshot Ushi Oni?
Do you steal things from the local convenience store that's ran by Hindu Holsts with 2nd grader Salamander and Hellpup?
Do you help cheer up Echidna, who had another failed attempt at dating and is drinking in her apartment?
Do you buy Junko a pizza and let her into you home to watch the Naked Gun series?
Do you let the 3rd grader Shirohebi show off her new N3DS, only for a seagull to snatch it as it flies by?
Do you let 6th grader Jabberwock babysit you while your parents are fucking like rabbits in a hotel?
Do you visit your uncle, and have his Vampire wife try and get you and her Dhampire daughter together?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:47:02 No.12905662
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>>12905615
>Psst!
>Hey kid! Come here!
>Don't be afraid~ Don't you want to hug me?
>Look at these big, fluffy paws, boya... Don't you want them all over your face?
>That's it, come to onee-chan...

>Doesn't it feel so~ good, this soft fur on your cheeks?
>Do you want to touch my paw pads, boya? I bet you do.
>Tell you what, I'll let you touch them all you want, but you have to do something for me...
>No, no... You have to promise first. No touching if you don't.

>Ahn~ You're so rough with them...!
>B-boya~! You're... You're licking them! Oh my gooood~
>You're such a dirty boy... Are you satisfied?
>Now it's your turn, boya~
>Drop your pants!

>Oh? You're going to feed me, boya. You promised, remember?
>Aww, don't try to chicken out now, boya~! Your baby carrot is standing at attention already~
>Stand still now, or I might bite you~
>Mmph~ Slurp~ Slurp~
>Delicious~
>But boya, one quickshot won't be anywhere near enough.
>You loved touching my paw pads, didn't you? You'll have to give me more to make up for it.
>I'm gonna lo~ve this~
>Oh, and you too, I guess?
>Aww, you're empty already~?
>That's just too bad, I could've drank so much more, boya.
>Run along now, kiddo. Go home and eat your greens, you'll need the vitamins for tomorrow~
>Oh, and please do tell all your friends about me, will you?
>I want to drink so much more~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:47:53 No.12905663 >>12905661 Junko

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:48:04 No.12905664 >>12905661 >Do you let the 3rd grader Shirohebi show off her new N3DS, only for a seagull to snatch it as it flies by? I'll comfort her with my body after it happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:48:14 No.12905665 >>12905655 There is some out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:48:46 No.12905668 >>12905644 Now I want her to rape him after telling him it's nothing personal.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:49:22 No.12905670 >>12905655 I have sexually frustrated officebus on the burner right now Basically plays out like this: http://exhentai.org/s/ff3a7df442/444522-5

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:49:27 No.12905671 >>12905650 >not as evil Doesn't change the fact that she's still evil. Monsters girls are evil. People liking them just have a death wish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:49:39 No.12905672 >>12905661 Where is ryu? I must hang out with her. Hold her hand, get her juice. It makes me feel happy but I don't know why since I'm in kindergarten.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:49:57 No.12905673 >>12905659 I wouldn't have come all this way to Kitsune City if I didn't. So, 6 tails, 7? You must be pretty rich if you have that many.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:49:59 No.12905674 >>12905664 >body You're 5. She isn't a NAMBLA member.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:50:19 No.12905675 >>12905650 No, but i'm cool with evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:50:49 No.12905677 >>12905661 6th grader jabberwock. can we make cookies together?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:50:53 No.12905678 >>12905674 What are you talking about? I'm gonna hug her and let her cry on my shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:50:59 No.12905679 >>12905672 She's at the party with the others. Wyvern, Dragon, Cardboard cutout Girtablilu, all of them.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:51:15 No.12905682 >>12905661 I go with the Hellhound and the Salamander. I hope I'm not falling in with the wrong crowd...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:51:17 No.12905683 >>12905671 Peddle your thoughts elsewhere, paladin interloper.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:52:10 No.12905684 >>12905678 >What are you talking about? The North American Monstergirl Boy Love Association It's been recently confirmed that the former school nurse was a member all along.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:53:02 No.12905685 >>12905684 So that's why she got fired. How long will that ice cream shop job last though?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:53:11 No.12905686 >>12905682 Can't be wronger than 6th grader Lilim.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:53:52 No.12905688 >>12905636 Cool, now do the 2nd grader Salamander in another delinquent pose next to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:55:06 No.12905691 >>12905685 Until she gets caught and runs off with the Holst owner's adoptive son.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:55:47 No.12905694 >>12905671 Monstergirls are love. They just want a qt boy to love and hold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:56:33 No.12905698 >>12905658 Oh my god the suffering. More. That boy needs the tender healing only a Hellspawn can offer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 03:59:10 No.12905701 >>12905661 >Anubis' Birthday O-Oh man! I hope she likes what I got her! I begged and pleaded with my parents to let me get her a really big, nice Lego kit! I thought she'd like the City Firehouse Set...think she will?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:00:22 No.12905703 >>12905701 She wanted the space station, but she'll like it anyway because she doesn't already have it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:00:32 No.12905704 >>12905662 >Blowjob Sounds Damn this greentext. Damn the VNs and H-Games that gave me a fetish for those noises. And damn my dick for reacting despite myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:00:38 No.12905705 >>12905701 You should get her a watch and tell her an hourglass strapped to your wrist doesn't work

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:01:40 No.12905707 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://exhentai.org/g/770213/d96589343b/ why

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:03:05 No.12905708

>>12905661
>Get 6th Grader Jabberwocky to hang out with
>Life is perfect
>Suddenly 6th Grader Lilim barges in because she has no friends
>Third wheel then sticks around
>Unable to stick my shota dick in Jabberwocky now
>Won't get raped by her tonight and get stuck sitting in her lap as she listens to Lilim complain about school

At least her two smaller heads are free...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:03:51 No.12905709 >>12905704 What's the matter anon? Don't you want to get your shotacock sucked dry by the nice oneechan that lives in the dumpster?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:04:31 No.12905712 >>12905708 >Get stuck sitting in her lap >Implying this is not a great outcome in and of itself. You can drown out Lilim's whining by leaning your head back in her budding chest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:05:04 No.12905713 >>12905707 >http://exhentai.org/g/770213/d96589343b/ The funny thing is it's not even really accurate. It's like some Nip looked up a wiki page on ranching and mixed up three different types of cattle operation.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:05:32 No.12905714 >>12905709 I just have too many waifu fantasies regarding Anubis to take my pleasure in anything else.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:06:56 No.12905717 >>12905712 >"And so then my mother took a broken beer bottle and-" >Lilim goes on and on >Jabberwock calmly listens >While this is going on Jimmy/You place your head on Jabberwock's chest >She lets this go on while nodding at Lilim

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:07:11 No.12905718 File: 222 KB, 750x577, 1403499241040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905714 what do about grapeslut?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:07:59 No.12905720 >>12905718 That works. Homeless Apophis has been a thing for a while, actually. Just haven't talked about it much lately.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:10:04 No.12905721 >>12905713 >It's like some Nip looked up a wiki page on ranching and mixed up three different types of cattle operation. You say that like most of his readers would even have the knowledge to tell.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:11:07 No.12905723

>>12905717
>Use Jabberwock's wocks as pillows and ear plugs
>Lilim notices the shota leaning in Jabberwock's plush breasts
>Begins to feel self-conscious

I don't know if anyone else thinks this but flat girls having breast-envy and silently comparing her breasts with another girl's is really hot.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:12:50 No.12905726 >>12905723 >Jabberwock leaves to cook Jimmy/You dinner >It's lasagna >Lilim looks at you/Jimmy >"W-Would you like to rest on m-me?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:16:01 No.12905731 >>12905726 >"What's there to rest on?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:16:49 No.12905732 >>12905731 >Lilim looks away, cries softly, and dies a little inside

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:17:26 No.12905733

>>12905725
Poor Pharaoh.

>>12905726
>You/Jimmy is a bit confused.
>Says sure anyway.
>Lilim grabs you, sits you on her lap.
>Grabs your shoulders and makes you lean back against her chest.
>Flat, but still girl-soft.
>Comfy.
>Not as comfy as Jabberwock though.
>Say as much because innocent/ignorant child.
>Jabberwock comes back.
>Finds you in Lilim's lap.
>Lilim has her head drooped back over the back of the couch, looking soul-crushed and dead.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:19:10 No.12905737
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Since the other thread died pretty quickly I thought I'd repost this.

Tiny update starting at 2606. http://pastebin.com/ZZC24tUf

To make it worthwhile, there's about an extra 500 words added from last time. So if you caught it already, feel free to check out line 2695

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:22:17 No.12905742

>>12905733
>Imagines herself with a larger chest
>And hips
>And a sexy ass
>While doing so she tries not to cry
>Jimmy however stays in his spot and doesn't move back to Jabberwock
>She actually feels better now
>Doesn't silently sob while eating lasagna with Jimmy and Jabberwock

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:23:24 No.12905746

>>12905717
>"*Whispered* Hey, nee-chan, why does she look so happy when she's talking about watching other people get hurt?"
>"*Whispered* I dunno, Jimmy, but it's impolite to talk when some one else is speaking. Here, lean into my chest, block your ears with this."
Meanwhile Jabberwocy is wishing she had a pair of giant breasts to hid away in.

Flat lilim an edgy shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:24:50 No.12905748 >>12905742 Almost imagining Threesome End now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:25:12 No.12905750 >>12905746 Lilim was telling them how her mother cut up her tail with a hobo/blackie knife.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:27:37 No.12905754 >>12905750 With that sardonic grin? Unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:28:38 No.12905757 >>12905732 This, this is how you make a lilim into a monster. It's like alp bullying, only when she grows up she becomes a walking nuke.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:28:42 No.12905758 >>12905750 >Mother cut up her tail. Now we're moving into Bobanon territory.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:29:13 No.12905760

Drawfags, please draw an Anon sitting in Jabberwocks/Lilim's laps and using their chests as pillow (Or trying to in Lilim's case). This idea warms my heart.

>>12905750
I'm sure the discussion probably shifted later. Lilim's a jerk but her mother is a monster and Lilim needs a friend to help warm her heart.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:29:20 No.12905761

>>12905658
>"Do you even know what people do in brothels?"
>He gives an uncomfortable shrug "More or less"
>"They aren't fun places to live."
>"I know."
>Stare at him in silence trying to wrap your head around the situation.
>He sits there fidgeting for a while before muttering "I'm going to end up in one anyways. At least this way you can get some of your money back"
>He's right.
>His eyes are ruined, the kind of treatment that could restore his vision at this point would cost a fortune.
>You doubt anyone you know other than your boss could afford it, and it would be steep even for her.
>He's never going to see again and that makes him useless for pretty much everything but sex.
>Even an orphanage would only keep him till 16, then he's right back out on the street and into the nearest brothel. If he's lucky.
>Not that you would ever consider sending any child into one of the city's fine facilities. Far better the brothel than that.
>You actually consider it for a second
>"As young as you are, with your face cut up like that, no decent place would take you."
>"Oh."
>Hesitation
>"Do you know places that would?"
>"Do you have any idea what those places are like? They'll have you doing things more vile than you can imagine with the worst scum in this city every waking moment. You'll be strung out on whatever venom the madam can find cheapest for the rest of your life. You'll be lucky to live to 20 in one of those hellholes."
>He looks kind of weird. Those bandages make it really hard to read his expressions.
>Ah. He's crying.
>You fucking made him cry. For no reason. That's nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:29:53 No.12905762 >>12905758 Only without terrible endings and content that people don't like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:30:55 No.12905766 >>12905761 Will there be fluffy Hellish Hugs at any point? This kid needs 'em.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:30:55 No.12905767 >>12905760 At this rate, Lilim and Jabberwock will become actual friends, help Lilim not be a jerk, and become a regular MGK character.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:32:38 No.12905770

>>12905761
Needs an adorable scene where he's feeling her up with his blind eyes. You know what, this really reminds me of that one blind dude who stumbled into a cave and waifu'd a batgirl, and he wasn't scared of her because he couldn't see the monster, only the soft, fluffy heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:33:25 No.12905772 >>12905687 I actually find this terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:34:48 No.12905776 >>12905772 Because its so large and it couldn't even invest in tits? I mean, why be that big and flat?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:35:20 No.12905777 >>12905770 >Schizanthus Continuation fucking never, dammit.;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:36:29 No.12905779 >>12905776 I think it's more about that giant eyes looking at how small the boat is. Got the same terrifying vibes when I saw that picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:36:37 No.12905781 >>12905770 >>12905777 best batgirl design ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:41:18 No.12905787 >>12905766 >>12905770 It's coming. Maybe next post

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:42:42 No.12905789 >>12905776 A cute loli that big is a waste. There's no way to interact with her, apart maybe from getting eaten.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:42:43 No.12905790 >>12905787 it'shappening.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:43:41 No.12905794 >>12905760 How would you feel if time was advanced to Jimmy being a highschool freshman next MGK?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:44:45 No.12905797 >>12905794 Wouldn't that be MGHS?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:45:18 No.12905798 >>12905794 But then it wouldn't be MGK. I like MGK being MGK, and then we spin-off whatever spin-offs we do. I think there was at least one greentext that went up to college maybe? I forget what route it was though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:45:34 No.12905799 >>12905797 Obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:46:29 No.12905801 >>12905781 Garo had such a great design, I got over my usual autism over none of her race being realistically capable of flight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:46:42 No.12905802 >>12905798 There was a Fallout spin off, with Junko as the mayor. HS would be another spin off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:50:55 No.12905809 >>12905802 Wouldn't that make the 6th graders college students? Or did they get held back grades?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:52:01 No.12905812 File: 62 KB, 1913x635, Anything for Anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905802 Ah yes, I recall the Fallout Spin-off.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:52:08 No.12905813

>>12905748
>Threesome end

>Flat lilim beign an edgy shit as usual, stalking around the neighborhood because her mother burned her bed and she has nowhere to sleep
>Comes across the park
>Sees some kids from her school
>They're talking about her
>She's about to stomp up and wreck their shit for having the gall to badmouth her when she hears the familiar voice of Jimmy
>"H-hey guys, come on, she's not actually that bad. I m-mean, yeah she cut my face up when I first met her, but... give her a chance, you know? I think she's just lonely."
>"... Man, Jimmy you're too nice. Whatever lets go train for combat. Jimmy you're IT."
>"Eeh? Why?"
>"Well you've been hanging around that 6th grader dragon, right? You need to train more or the monsters will catch you. Now, count to ten."
>Kids scatter for their game of tag, leaving a blushing, flustered Lilim, and a counting Jimmy
>Doki doki

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:52:22 No.12905814 >>12905809 College. >hang out with Jabberwock at her part-time job at the local bakery

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:56:01 No.12905824 >>12905813 >W-Wait, what're you doing Lilim-sempai? >Why're you pulling me into the bushes?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:57:22 No.12905826 >>12905824 And that's how Jimmy got his first kiss?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:59:26 No.12905828 >>12905826 Actually, his Dhampire cousin took his first kiss is preschool

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 04:59:37 No.12905830

>>12905794
>Jimmy is High School Freshman
>Albino Lamia is Junior
>She still is into Nintendo but now is collecting retro Nintendo consoles, like the Gamecube
>Jabberwocky and Lilim are College Seniors
>Jabberwockys continued growing, both height and breast-wise
>Lilim hates standing next to her
>Echidna has inexplicably followed the class and been their teacher for this entire school career
>Weresheep has a new job across the street of the school and seems to be getting on her feet
>You don't ask why she stands outside the fence during male swim meets
>Junko has moved up from the Elementary School dumpster to the High School one
>It's roomier and sometimes the teachers will forget their cigarettes there
>Lich tried to skip grades, but unfortunately couldn't because now tests are on computers
>Damn futuristic contraptions, who can use them?
>Holstarus's future husband is now her official boyfriend and just got his license
>The High School later calls everyone to the auditorium to discuss why drunk driving is very dangerous and it can hurt the ones we love
>Ophy finally understands those wrestling video
>Ophy's mom has no shame about her showing those videos to everyone when they were kids, especially now that her husband passed away in an unfortunate car accident recently
>Damn Ophy's mom has it going on
>Also Wyvern is still a crybaby

It could work. Hope it'd just be a small spin-off and never replace MGK fully

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:00:10 No.12905831 >>12905826 >>12905824 Naw, he'll struggle, saying it's for nee-san, only. She'll realise how far she has to go before she's a real woman and the fight for Jimmy truly begins.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:00:53 No.12905833 >>12905661 I gather a party of adventurers to seek out the Girtablilu who disappeared in the sandbox.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:00:54 No.12905834 >>12905830 Albino Lamia and Shirohebi are two different people. AL is also in kindergarten with Jimmy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:01:07 No.12905835 File: 613 KB, 702x500, whatisrape 06.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need an update to this gif, replace the guy with a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:02:15 No.12905839 >>12905835 >Giving a damn about truckercore Nah

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:02:21 No.12905840 >>12905830 I know I might be the only one who cares, but what about Pharaoh and Anubis? Also poor Ophy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:03:01 No.12905842 >>12905834 Wait, really? I always thought they were the same person and Jimmy just thought she was an albino lamia Huh

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:04:09 No.12905843 >>12905842 Albino Lamia = walking Doctor's wet dream. Shirohebi = spoiled brat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:04:53 No.12905845 File: 439 KB, 1350x900, Moira.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905770 >Batgirl loving Link please?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:05:43 No.12905846
File: 1.43 MB, 1446x2046, 1391667205780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>your Dark Elf waifu is obeying her natural instincts and trying to dom you, tying you to the bed
>"I have you now, my sweet! Ohohoh-ooh...ooh... ACHOO!"
Uh-oh! She waited for you to come home all day dressed in almost nothing, and now she's caught a cold because of it! Are sexy times now ruined?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:07:05 No.12905851 >>12905845 I'mma spoon-feed you this, just because it's adorable and everyone should read it. http://exhentai.org/g/445092/ba01bf8d67/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:08:05 No.12905853 >>12905846 >Not keeping your home warm enough to support a comfortably nudist lifestyle. Someone needs to invest in a more efficient thermostat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:10:57 No.12905860 >>12905851 >http://exhentai.org/g/445092/ba01bf8d67/ That's adorable. Also thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:11:56 No.12905862 >>12905853 That won't help now though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:13:13 No.12905863 >>12905737 Oh man, every word is more than worth the wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:13:29 No.12905864 >>12905862 Just saying, plan better in the future, ensure it doesn't happen again. Meanwhile, some cough syrup and hot soup are in order.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:14:19 No.12905865 >>12905846 Chances are with my shitty immune system that i'm already sick so might as well keep going I don't know how arousing sick domming can be though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:14:40 No.12905866 >>12905864 Will you nurse her while wearing a collar so she can pretend to be domming you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:16:08 No.12905868 >>12905865 I for one get horny when I have a fever. But ojousama laughs interrupted by cute, girly sneezes? Not sexy. More like headpat inducing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:18:03 No.12905870 >>12905866 >Implying I don't wear the collar during daily life. It's high quality and comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:21:02 No.12905875 >>12905870 The perfect device for your 'on-the-go' mistress - only 19.95. Order now and we'll not only double the order, but throw in our patented human boy rope set absolutely FREE.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:22:15 No.12905876 >>12905875 Human boy rope set? Why, what is that? >the ad is actually showing Billy Mays right now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:22:31 No.12905877 >>12905830 Poor Holsty and Ophy, that must have been a nasty accident. Which one was drunk?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:22:58 No.12905879

>>12905870
mah nigga, collars are maximum comfy.

>You'll never have an affection dom monster girl who adjusts your collar so it's straight
>And asks you if it's comfortable
>And if you like the color
>And if you wanted a different metal for the label
>You constantly reassure her that it's perfect and that she's a wonderful wife
>She pats your head and calls you her sweet good little boy

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:24:45 No.12905882

>>12905875
>Buying a collar off a shopping network.
>For 19.95
>Not hunting down the finest materials.
>Not practicing leatherworking until you can take those fine, expensive materials and craft a perfectly-fit, exceedingly comfortable collar.
>Not putting in this effort for your beloved "Pet".

Your Mistress must not love you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:24:55 No.12905883 >>12905876 It's supposed to be bondage gear but the package only contains pipe cleaner and string.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:25:29 No.12905884 File: 115 KB, 620x877, 1419649153998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905879 >maximum comfy I didn't know others here were as irredeemably perverted as I am. Collars are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:26:08 No.12905888 >>12905877 Oh god I didn't even make that connection. Does Holsty have to defend her boyfriend from the dangers of a potentially vengeance-happy grapesnake?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:29:47 No.12905893 >>12905882 Dragon claws can't be used for fine crafting. Dragon hoards can be used for paying for fine crafting though. And a Dragon parting with her hoard is truly a show of affection.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:31:08 No.12905898 >>12905888 Anon, neither Holsty nor Faceless Future Husband were at the auditorium during the discussion. No one's defending anyone, there is no revengence to be had.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:33:24 No.12905904 File: 66 KB, 700x700, 1403027494207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you worshiped Mothra today?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:36:23 No.12905910

>>12905893
Indeed. Still considerably more effort than 19.95 on the shopping network.

But yes, if unable to acquire sufficient crafting skills, paying a specialist is acceptable.
What would you make for your Dragon Waifu to replace what she sacrificed of her horde to craft this symbol of her love for you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:36:43 No.12905913 >>12905870 >>12905879 >>12905882 I...want a collar too...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:38:39 No.12905918 File: 11 KB, 350x236, 1420145126464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905910 Popcorn necklace. >>12905913 Oh you filthy pervert! Who'd have thought you were into this sort of thing? Just relax, let Uncle Alp measure your neck...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:40:03 No.12905920 >>12905918 >Popcorn Necklace You are the worst husbando ever. Even if you're a shota or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:42:17 No.12905923 >>12905920 >worst husbando What can I say? I'm not handy with my hands, my fingers don't even fing. I could write her stuff but she's not swayed by romance and I'm not good with smut. At least she can eat the popcorn and tell me to make another one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:44:41 No.12905929 >>12905923 >This faggot wouldn't even leave her a letter, telling her that he'll be training with a legendary blacksmith in the mountains for a year, in order to perfect his craft, and smith for her a collar fit for the king of kings

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:45:48 No.12905930 >>12905910 Macaroni art of a dragon raping a boy that she can then hang up on her refrigerator

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:46:16 No.12905931 >>12905929 Nah, honestly, I can't see a Dragon wearing a collar...On her neck. What about a Tail-Collar or Ring though? I think that could be neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:46:36 No.12905932 >>12905929 >perfecting your craft >in a year AHAHAHAHA! >>12905930 I like the way you think. Maybe some soap sculptures?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:48:35 No.12905934 You know what's better than a collar? A cockring

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:48:57 No.12905936 >>12905932 >AHAHAHAHA Magic mountain training montage, man. I don't have to explain shit. >>12905931 It'll make her blush, but she'll wear it around the house.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:49:41 No.12905937 >>12905934 Back to /d/ with you. This is a place for comfy things.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:49:58 No.12905938 >>12905934 >Giving your waifu a cockring What is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:49:59 No.12905939 >>12905934 It's basically just a collar for your cock

>>	.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:50:04 No.12905940 ...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:50:56 No.12905944 >>12905940 Loligoth Dragon with amethysts embedded into her black scales.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:51:28 No.12905947 File: 149 KB, 1000x1000, 1401683653155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905940 NO BULLY PLS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:51:44 No.12905949 >>12905940 Your recent Apophis one is perfection, another Monster Girl from that kind of pose (Looking down at a sharp angle)? Maybe one of the lesser drawn ones.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:52:34 No.12905952

>>12905761
>When you were first starting out your career as a thug you got a lot of really shitty jobs.
>It's a traditional initiation into most criminal organizations that the newbie is sent out on overly-mundane and unnecessary errands.
>One of the worst in your reckoning was keeping the boss's dog Cinnamon from freaking out during thunderstorms.
>Whenever the thunder started up you had to sit her in your lap and wrap your arms around her body so she couldn't move.
>It worked like a charm (and that dog loved you to the end of its days) but it was humiliating to be constantly hugging on the thing in front of all the other thugs.
>There was nobody standing around giving catcalls this time, but it was somehow still just as embarrassing as you remember.
>"You OK now?"
>A muffled "mff" from somewhere in your arm fur.
>"Good. You know, I think you're getting ahead of yourself. I bought you fair and square. I'm not letting you go off and live it up at some whorehouse just because you ask me to."
>"Wuf?Yuheduwudehmehm"
>"I was just going to let you say your goodbyes and shit. That's normal. I payed an arm and a leg for you, your body belongs to me until I say otherwise, got it?"
>"mff"
>"Good. Now if I let you out are you going to start crying again?"
>"nn"
>Set him down on the bed, carefully keeping your claws away from his bandage. Take a moment to compose yourself.
>At least he's blushing too.
>More importantly he can't see that you are.
>After settling in the kid - Alex - leans toward you and asks with concern "Does it hurt?"
>"What? What are you on about now?"
>"Your arm and leg." He grasps his own bicep "I can't believe you would let somebody take them just for me."
>"Alex, we really need to go over figurative language, OK? My name is Eris by the way."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:52:39 No.12905953 >>12905940 Do a muscle wizard facing off with a Baphomet who is trying to make him her Onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:52:43 No.12905954 >>12905940 draw a carrot with balls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:53:04 No.12905955 >>12905940 First, compliments for the Apophis. The coloring was incredible. Simply incredible. Second, this. >>12905944 Chuuni-Dragon in a Goth Loli dress. Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:54:07 No.12905959 File: 1006 KB, 2000x2500, 1413280526842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905940 Finish this please.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:54:59 No.12905961

>>12905952
>"Your arm and leg." He grasps his own bicep "I can't believe you would let somebody take them just for me."
... shit man. Just how young is this kid?
>Young enough to not understand common figures of speech
>Mutilated and sold as a sex slave

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:55:36 No.12905962 >>12905952 How stunted has this child's life been? Definitely in need of much healing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:56:20 No.12905964 >>12905830 >>Echidna has inexplicably followed the class and been their teacher for this entire school career Echidna is now named Ms. Feeny

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:56:36 No.12905965 >>12905961 Don't forget that he had the sense of mind and knowledge to fully recognize the positive and negative ramifications of selling himself back to a brothel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:56:58 No.12905966 >>12905961 Maybe he's just autistic, he kind of seems it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:57:27 No.12905967 >>12905961 Welcome to reality.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 05:58:03 No.12905969 >>12905952 >Eris Just reminded me I have to do the daily strike.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:00:19 No.12905973

>>12905965
I don't think he had a full understanding. I think he just understood that adults did bad things behind the doors. and I think he understood his mother couldn't afford him any more, and would rather sell him. Kids are good at that kind of thing. I don't think he actually 'got it' y'know?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:00:44 No.12905974 Question /mgt/. Can your Dragon Waifu sing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM6Lm2PijeY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:01:05 No.12905975 File: 2.57 MB, 1100x2017, 1418676022406.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905947 If you don't want to be bullied, eat your veggies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:02:32 No.12905976 >>12905973 Fair point.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:03:54 No.12905977 >>12905940 Hellhound bullying a blind shota with hugs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:07:15 No.12905982 >>12905952 Time for sleep now, will do more tomorrow at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:07:26 No.12905983 File: 245 KB, 290x906, Natsuo sings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905974 I imagine it would be kind of like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:10:47 No.12905992 File: 211 KB, 1000x1000, 1401683717076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905975

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:11:34 No.12905994 >>12905983 >File Deleted Kay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:13:41 No.12905997 >>12905994 Not gonna leave non-Monster Girl stuff here to waste images.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:13:59 No.12905998 >>12905596 I can never find any good spider monster girl manga, except for monster musume. Life is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:24:35 No.12906003 File: 1004 KB, 736x670, 1400735887033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905998

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:25:17 No.12906005 >>12906003 >Cerea's face Yes she has.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:29:25 No.12906010 File: 29 KB, 560x375, 1352102092750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905845 Still waiting for that continuation.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:30:54 No.12906013 Is anyone sick of yandere? Cause if you aren't I'll write a story

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:31:23 No.12906015 >>12906013 I never liked yandere. Yandere a shit. A shit!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:31:59 No.12906016 >>12905940 More manticore! Maybe one on the petite side.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:34:30 No.12906020 >>12906013 Go for it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:34:48 No.12906021 File: 41 KB, 500x353, url.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905940 All the collar vs. ring discussion made me want to see Trish wearing her collar with a ring. Maybe use it to make an invisible leash gag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:40:38 No.12906030 >>12906013 do it.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:41:13 No.12906031

>>12905940
Dragon leaning forward squishing her tits together to emphasize her cleavage. Have a necklace or that special little box with a man's wedding ring on/in it. She should be saying "Treasure... Marry me? <3" Have her eyes be hopeful/pleading. think puppy-dog eyes.
if you pick this, do whatever you want/can with it. Don't be constrained by any of it.
PS: for the record, I would prefer that she be a blue and have lightning breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:41:18 No.12906032 >>12905660 So is the inside bigger than the outside?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:42:20 No.12906034 >>12905661 I help cheer up the Echidna.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:42:26 No.12906035 >>12906031 Would it not be for the best of all of us if it was a loligoth Dragon doing it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:43:53 No.12906038 >>12906035 You have your request and I have mine. He can mix them if he wants though. my nigga, you have good taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:44:34 No.12906039 >>12906035 Not even him but loli is the totally opposite body type and amethyst is a bottom barrel gem.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:44:45 No.12906040 >>12906038 Notice that it's not only my request, it was already seconded by someone.>>12905955 And thank you, so do you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:45:40 No.12906042 >>12905737 Turns out all the MC had to do to find some livable monster girls is waltz into the Freak Show. Another chapter in missed opportunities: the story.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:46:50 No.12906043 Day 4 of -24 to -45 Fahrenheit week Still no warm fluffy waifu to cuddle with. Am slowly losing hope. Send help anons. Help and coffee.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:49:06 No.12906045

>>12906040
Anon who did the seconding here.

Would just like to say, I also support >>12906031 whole-heartedly as well.

Dragon Waifu proposing? So very much yes.

>>12906039
Just to say anon, but "Goth Loli" or "Gothic Lolita", doesn't necessarily have to be actual loli. While I find it works best on Loli Vampires, it's a fashion style more than anything. Can look very nice on a mature woman, if done right.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:50:25 No.12906047 >>12906039 Amethysts are the best color for a girl with black scales.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:51:36 No.12906049 >>12906047 >cheap purple quartz even being in the top 5 purple gemstones Educate yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:52:13 No.12906050 >>12906049 No!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:52:31 No.12906051 File: 100 KB, 620x877, 1419813388047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905879 I want a Wurm to make me a homemade collar.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:53:49 No.12906056 >>12906051 >"I'm going to take hubby out for a walk and then he won't turn into a potato!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 06:58:57 No.12906061 >>12906056 I am going to ride on her back on the way home.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:02:08 No.12906065 >>12906061 >piggyback ride >"Hubby went from potato to piggy! I knew the Dark Priestess was lying when she said evolution doesn't happen!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:03:22 No.12906067 >>12906065 This melts the heart.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:07:25 No.12906072

>>12906042

It's kind of like life that way. How many people do you know that have never explored their city or found out what makes it special? Who never go to the scary-on-the-outside rundown chinese or mexican places that have the best food and only accept cash. Or check out the hidden museums or the art societies or the strange local sports. They're just afraid to.

So many missed opportunities.

And to be fair, the Freak Show has the reputation of being basically every bad story of MGC combined with old American stories about the native savages. It's in the nature of the more protective locals to hate on them for "taking our men and our jobs". That also means they're one of the few groups that generally wouldn't listen much to school rumors. But the isolation makes some of them dangerous and desperate as well, like tentacle girl.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:07:43 No.12906073

>>12906065
What if...

What if wurm was actually super super intelligent but had determined that the best way to endear a potential mate is by acting dumb and gullible? Every move she makes is a calculated plan of action in order to lull you into a false sense of security.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:08:55 No.12906076 >>12906072 >How many people do you know Two: me and my dad. >>12906073 Mama Wurm always said not to make your boy feel dumb?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:09:51 No.12906078 >>12906073 Good going Anon. Now they have to kill you for figuring it out. In fact there's a Wurm behind you right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:10:23 No.12906080 >>12906073 Am I going to wake up one day tied to the bed expertly as she explains the pros of being a house husband and raising her daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:10:33 No.12906083 >>12906073 What if... What if wurm was actually a dumb wurm?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:10:43 No.12906086 I want Miia to blow me,and then I want to pound her asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:11:18 No.12906089 >>12906083 What if she was Irresponsible Captain Wurm of the Space Fleet?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:11:43 No.12906090 >>12906086 >Implying snake cloaca has an assho... Wait, no. Not gonna fall for that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:13:04 No.12906092 >>12906089 When did the survey team from the Wurm planet arrive on Earth?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:13:53 No.12906094 >>12906092 She's from Earth, silly. She's in the same fleet as Anya.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:15:40 No.12906096 >>12906094 I just wanted them to have huge starships that are impossibly fast but look like fucking cinder blocks with random shit hanging off the sides.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:16:28 No.12906097 >>12906096 So... they're from 40k?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:17:12 No.12906098 >>12906096 Powered by hopes and dreams? >>12906097 >the ships are all painted red so they'll go faster Seems legit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:17:13 No.12906099 >>12906078 >kill >not take him to the rapecave with no internet access

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:18:24 No.12906103 >>12906099 >yourpunishmentmustbemoresevere.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:19:29 No.12906105 >>12906097 >>12906098 I wish I knew shit about 40k. I just want ships that are prettty much falling apart landing in the middle of a park and unloading thousands of Wurm waifus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:20:27 No.12906106 >>12906105 In 40k, the fungus known as Orks think that the color red makes their ships move faster. It works because they believe it does.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:24:54 No.12906110 >>12905661 Junko.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:27:27 No.12906112 File: 41 KB, 1181x558, 1409905573081.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906106 They also can make cats into nuclear devices. Suddenly Wurms became scary.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:27:47 No.12906113
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>>12906105
>Wanting Wurm Reavers

We didn't find monstergirls in space. We just made them once we got there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpIySM5Qgvk

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:28:53 No.12906114 >>12906113 >Firefly Why Fox, why?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:30:13 No.12906116 >>12906113 and now im angry fuck you fox

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:30:54 No.12906117

>>12905846

>Slip my hands out of the poorly tied knots on the bed and sit up
>"H-Hey! How did you--"
>Wrap a blanket around her before she can talk any further, effectively turning her from a dommy Elf in sexy lingerie to a pile of mofu
>"W-What are you doing? I-It's just a common cold! You don't need to... hey, where are you going?"
>Leave room as to get some medicine for her

Can't have my Monstergirls sick now, can I?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:31:55 No.12906120 >>12906043 I'm wearing two of everything, even in my house, and I still wake up with frozen toes and an ice cube where my nose used to be. >tfw no lava golem gf

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:33:41 No.12906123 >>12906105 >I just want ships that are prettty much falling apart landing in the middle of a park and unloading thousands of Wurm waifus. Sounds like District 9 to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:34:12 No.12906125 >>12906123 Would you feet your refugee Wurmfu cat food?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:35:42 No.12906126 >>12906125 >feet feed*

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:36:24 No.12906127 >>12906123 >Dat scene where they go "Hey buddy, wait I want to talk to you" >Then kill him for his rifle >And call him gullible >The burning nest scene >And all the rest >Doing that to Wurms No smiles. Only tears now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:38:42 No.12906133 >>12906127 >crazy niggers want to eat Wurms to gain their powers of indestructibility

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:39:51 No.12906138 >>12906133 >The scene where he's actually chewing on an arm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:40:15 No.12906139 >>12906127 >>12906133 >That scene where they force the MC to test fire alien technology with his mutated hand on a live target Shit, this ain't looking good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:41:25 No.12906142 >>12905846 It's time for cuddling under the blankets.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:41:27 No.12906143 >>12906138 >>12906139 Look on the bright side: the MC will get to pilot a mechsuit designed for Wurms and then the fuckers will reap the whirlwind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:41:52 No.12906145 >>12906139 >COME ON MAN, SHE'S JUST A GURL >I'LL SHOOT THE PIG, I'LL SHOOT THE PIG >NO MAN, SHE'S JUST A GURL >zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaappppp

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:42:52 No.12906150 >>12906143 >MC is mutating into a monsterboy This movie is getting worse all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:43:56 No.12906151 >>12906145 Suffering Damage Control Protocol Initiated >The shot bounces off the Wurm's scales >Starts ricocheting all over the room >The Wurm just goes "Ahahahahaha~ That tickles!"

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:44:04 No.12906152
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It's time to talk about financially superior canines.
Now, while the first reaction of your reptilian brain may be to denounce them as "jewnukike a shit", it's time you realized just what top class waifu material they present.

Let's break down their awesomeness here:
- the real animal is a close genetic relative of the red fox, which basically makes them a better fox

- the mythological animal was a transforming conniver with such stories as tricking foxes into shoes and drowning them in the ocean, transforming into a teapot to repay a debt of gratitude by being sold and fleeing, and feeding a wife to her husband while transformed as her

- green/brown color motif. You look good in earthtones? Practically born for their family. Classy silk robes and kiseru just to show how boss she is (and by extension you are). As an incubus to one you'd develop that mob-boss flair and badass shadowed eyes

- ludicrously fluffy tail with high fluff-to-bone ratio. All the fun of a dakimakura strapped to your wife's ass with none of the awkwardness of bone tentacles

- you like money? Of course you like money. But you're on 4chan so you're probably pretty shit with it. A skilled wife at the purse strings means a good life.

- KC's world guides have entire chapters dedicated to tanuki: the item sections. They might as well read "Tanuki Bride Accessory Manual". All that fancy bling such as arachnae silk clothes and MAMONOMANA consumables are just a coin away from turning your fluffball into a greater demon. One of their KC canon scenarios even shows the good they perform on behalf of monsterkind. By selling MAMONOMANA products disguised as health and beauty products they perform missionary work right into the heart of the Order.

- Did I mention money? Imagine yourself in Tanuki and Spice or hiring out combat oriented MGs. CAPITALISM HO!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:44:14 No.12906153 >>12905865 >>12905868 Being dommed by a sneezing girl would be cute as hell. I bet she'd get tired and fall asleep on top of you in the end.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:44:57 No.12906155 >>12906150 Nah, he probably turns into an Incubus. >His human wife is still waiting for him

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:45:42 No.12906156

>>12906152

>"but my wolfu/wurmtard/slimeball/matango"
Sure, that's great if you want to stay rutting in the bushes and eating raw meat. A tanuki will set you up with a nice township and legitimate work.

>"mah holst"
Blessed though you may be with Hathor's glorious chest juice, you're eventually going to want a year with food other than baked cheese. And goods traded over long distances need an agreed unit of exchange - money.

>"shitty not-fox just wants to own me"
First off, all MGs want to own you. That's the premise of a marriage. You own each other. I know we all have a bitter taste in our mouth after a certain story about a tanuki using poverty to NTR our life away, but even in that case I was sort of floored at how spiteful the alternate endings were. "herf derf I'd rather die and have my soul combust for all eternity just so I could laugh at you between the pain while you cried over my tragic waste of life" KC's tanuki does tend to dominate your wallet rather than say, throwing you to the ground and breaking your pelvis until you submit or poisoning your mind with venom or charm magic. They're practical about it. That doesn't make them any worse or more evil than any other monster girl. Less so, because they're playing by the rules of society. You can win by buying them out. Just imagine the delicious satisfaction of a tanuki wife who YOU drove to poverty and purchased.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:46:16 No.12906157 File: 1.53 MB, 480x270, 1369978283663[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906153 I was imagining her ojou laugh getting interrupted by this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:46:49 No.12906158 >>12906157 That's kinda gross but also cute.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:47:02 No.12906159

>>12906156
>"all they want is money. So greedy!"
Except not. Money begets money, so driving healthy economics will make you rich. Kc's tanuki explicitly want to create a better world for monsters, and the tanuki of folklore became associated with moneylending. Y'know, that practice where you get a loan so you can expand your business or survive the winter in a bad harvest. A tradition that's a primitive form of banking. In a setting such as MGC they could do any number of useful things. Business consulting, banking, loans, improving properties, investing. Don't think pimps, think of those shows where big-name investors and restaurateurs fix failing businesses because the fox wife thought it'd be a great idea to spend the entire inventory budget on aburaage.

"but KC's tanuki has ugly testicle pant legs"
I agree

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:49:53 No.12906163 >>12905643 Really cute, really makes worth it. But give her some tutelage in math and writing, or she will repeat the class.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:50:20 No.12906165 >>12906152 Findommes a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:53:29 No.12906173 File: 1.90 MB, 2000x2900, tohka wurm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so for my first time colouring howd i do on the flats

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:54:11 No.12906174 >>12906173 Not bad, now for the shading...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:54:45 No.12906175 >>12906152 Tanukis are shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:59:12 No.12906179 >>12906159 >think of those shows where big-name investors and restaurateurs fix failing businesses All I can think when it comes to tanukis are loan sharks. Oh wait, that's exactly what they are except they also turn you into a slave.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 07:59:31 No.12906181 >>12906152 >>12906156 >>12906159 Is it wrong if I want a Tanuki to destroy my life in order to have her way with me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:00:40 No.12906184 >>12906159 I'd prefer a dragon. She's be rich and also a good girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:02:12 No.12906187 >>12906159 My waifu is still better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:02:46 No.12906188 File: 687 KB, 913x1100, 1379915932745[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906184 >Dragon >good girl Headpats maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:03:54 No.12906191 >>12906188 Hot breath all over your shoulders and a reacharound?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:28:49 No.12906225 >>12905641 I remember this. Good to see it continued. Laughed at the ending, are you planning continuing that further in the future?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:32:55 No.12906230

>>12906156
>I was sort of floored at how spiteful the alternate endings were
I was sort of floored at how the guy just went "lol, k all is forgiven let's shack up" to the cunt who ruined his life among several others because she's a spiteful bitch who couldn't handle the thought of not getting the boy toy that struck her fancy.

She also didn't play by the rules, she merely covered her tracks.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:38:26 No.12906242
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Okay, here is Kraken Doujinshi, new from Comiket 87. Yes, its shitty photographs cause I dont have a scanner and I don't have the heart to tear up a perfectly good book.

http://imgur.com/a/Fp17K#0

Rough translations by an unknown anon:
http://pastebin.com/dPfiLZTC

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:39:05 No.12906244
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>MGC makes shota rape a capital offense
>prohibition style speakeasies and bootleggers
>1920s style mobsters control the city's once freeflowing shota supply
>Hey nee-san, looking for a good time?
>Were-cat in an alleyway opens her trench-coat to reveal some kid strapped upside-down to the inside of the coat
>ara aras externally

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:41:28 No.12906250 >>12906244 >upside-down Sounds degrading, I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:44:20 No.12906258 >>12906242 >tentacles inside her pussy I don't think that's canon...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:44:47 No.12906259 >>12906244 >shota bootlegging Proceed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:45:49 No.12906262 >>12906244 I imagine a Holstaurus just wanting to find a shota son and being all nervous in this situation. It is a cute thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:46:18 No.12906264 >>12906242 Yes, anon. Just, yes. Maybe one day we'll get proper scans, but for now, this is excellent.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:47:47 No.12906265 >>12906258 It isn't inside her pussy. She made an onahole with her tentacles. The boy didn't fucked her really.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:49:15 No.12906270 >>12906244 How do you bootleg kids?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:49:15 No.12906271 >>12906265 Uh, excuse me? http://imgur.com/a/Fp17K#13

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:49:21 No.12906272 >>12906265 If you pay attention she didn't lift her skirt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:51:07 No.12906275 >>12906271 Sorry, now the chapter is complete. I've saw yesterday at sadpanda the incomplete chapter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:51:37 No.12906278 >>12906258 I hope it is, that's fucking hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:51:51 No.12906279 File: 2 KB, 120x125, 1390020558711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906242 >You will never be that guy >You will never have a kraken waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:52:44 No.12906284 >>12905687 >giantess I thought you were dead and gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:54:27 No.12906287 File: 145 KB, 325x450, Icantcomprehend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906259 I'm not a writefag of any caliber but if someone else wants to run with the setting they can have it. >>12906270 Dunno, shotafication ray?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:54:31 No.12906288 >>12906270 People smuggling with less consent involved.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:54:39 No.12906289 How do a kraken put panties on? http://imgur.com/a/Fp17K#18

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:57:16 No.12906293 >>12906289 Going by the caption, she doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 08:58:28 No.12906296 >>12906242 Thanks, anon. Always nice to have more monster girl stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:00:37 No.12906300 File: 293 KB, 965x727, 1413745264859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do books and your waifu mix well?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:00:43 No.12906301 >>12906013 >sick of yandere Never.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:01:31 No.12906303 This kraken likes to drink with you, is sociable, loves to cuddle and is extremely vanilla. Call Guinness, my boner reached new unseen levels. >>12906293 There is no space for panties? Good!!! Saves us precious time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:02:19 No.12906304 >>12906300 My Wurmfu reads to me every night.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:02:40 No.12906305 >>12906303 >is extremely vanilla >tentacle onahole >tentacles in her vagina

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:02:53 No.12906307 >>12906300 >Yeti with BIG MEATY PAWS >"H-Husband! I can't get a hold of the pages!" >Spend the rest of the evening reading with her, flipping the pages because her fingers are too big

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:04:13 No.12906310 >>12906304 Don't you ever get sick of Hamster Huey And The Big Kablooey?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:04:14 No.12906311 >>12906305 See? Completely vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:04:26 No.12906313 >>12906270 Early stage alps disguised as little kids and sold against their will. By the time they find the horns their money is long gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:06:31 No.12906318 >>12906311 That's not vanilla. Vanilla would be just another blowjob->titfuck->vaginal comic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:06:35 No.12906319 >>12906310 Not with my face nestled into her breasts. I will never get tired of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:08:07 No.12906323 >>12906304 But Wurms can't read.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:12:57 No.12906333 >>12906323 Then what are Bookwurms? Checkmate, atheist!

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:14:45 No.12906338

>>12906318
She wasn't chasing or threatening the boy and he seems to like her too. So, vanilla.

tfw there isn't kraken daughterus like in sandworm doujin?
>Why the author likes my tears so much?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1494409/cartman-tears-o.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:14:50 No.12906339 >>12906318 We're far enough down the rabbit hole that the fact that he wasn't transformed somehow, it wasn't really rape, nothing went up his ass, etc, makes it vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:17:45 No.12906344 >>12906338 >>12906339 Plus, all that focus on her tentacles... Monster girl doujins are basically never truly vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:19:14 No.12906350 File: 30 KB, 640x480, Knife Ear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906344 Not even with Elves?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:19:35 No.12906351 >>12906350 Elves aren't monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:20:26 No.12906353 File: 363 KB, 657x598, Elves lead to Monster Girls.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906351 Says you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:22:20 No.12906357 >>12906353 Any news about Gate anime?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:23:17 No.12906360 >>12906357 I don't have any.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:28:22 No.12906373 >>12906351 If they're not human but look human in the right places, they're monstergirls.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:30:37 No.12906376 File: 1.74 MB, 1000x1600, LoenMiiaDancer4mini.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Forgot the mouth veil.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:31:49 No.12906377 >>12906376 I've said it before, and I'm saying it again: this snake is a strumpet and a harlot. That being said, why are red and black so sexy together?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:49:46 No.12906410

>>12906051
>You get home and find her smiling brightly with her arms behind her back
>Tells you to close your eyes
>You comply, wondering what she's up to
>You fall you your knees, feeling some of the worst pain you've ever experienced
>You feel around your neck, a collar
>With nails
>Only she put them on the wrong side
>Look up at her and barely audibly whisper "hospital" before blacking out
>Come to a few hours later in a hospital bed
>At least you're alive
>Finally notice the Wurm sleeping on your lap
>Someone knocks on the door, waking the Wurm, who pounces on you
>Why are you trying to kill me.jpg
>Your girlfriend's Hellhound friend enter the room, setting down a bundle of black orchids on your lap
>She begins apologizing profusely, as she is the one who suggested the homemade collar
>You signal her to get the Wurm off of you before you die again
>Once you no longer see a bright light, you look at both of them
>Along with a new figure, a Lich in a doctor's coat
>She matter-of-factly lets you know that your larynx was speared to hell
>Well thanks doc
>She also lets you know you might not get your voice back
>Room is dead silent
>You may not be able to speak right now, but your eyes get the message across quite clear
>Clear to the Hellhound at least, who whispers something in the Wurm's ear
>Wurm tearfully extends a clawed hand towards you and you recoil back, afraid she'll hurt you again
>The Hellhound leads her put before apologizing once more and shutting the door
>Sit in silence, before you notice your neck is oozing
>Signal the lich
>She uses the call button and tells you someone will be with you shortly before leaving
>Honeybee nurse enters the room
>You point to your neck and she removes your bandages
>Gently begins applying a warm liquid to your wounds
>Honey?
>Run a finger through the balm and taste it
>It is indeed honey, and it's fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 09:51:59 No.12906415 >>12906410 You have my interest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:07:20 No.12906439 >>12906410 >NTR approaches n-no plz

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:12:44 No.12906448 >>12906410 Go on

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:18:49 No.12906460

>>12906410
>Lick some more, your body beginning to warm over
>You snatch the honey jar out of the bee's hand and take three very small sips before she takes it back
>She asks if you're feeling well
>You respond by catching her on a bear hug, your face in her chest, taking in her smell
>You drag her into bed
>She's quite calm, all things considered
>She straddles you as she gently massages your neck, you taking big handful of that sweet ass
>She begins grinding her hips on you, letting you do as you please as she continues her treatment
>Before long you stain your robe
>She holds you close, running her hands through your hair, asking if you feel better, you just keep smelling her, so much better than that ashy, musky smell you're used to
>You stay like this until she tells you she has to get back to make rounds
>She gets off of you and begins loading her cart
>You hold her hand and pull her close again
>She gives you a knowing look and dips a finger in her honey jar, and marking your cheek
>She licks her finger clean, in the most obscene manner possible, letting it go with a pop
>She tells you that's all you get until your body is stronger
>Better than a fucking collar any day
>>12906415
>>12906448
Do I go for broke?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:19:54 No.12906462 >>12906460 >talking shit about collars Anon, why do you hate comfy things?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:21:09 No.12906464 >>12906462 Because this is what you get when you combine femdom and retards, and collars a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:22:21 No.12906467 >>12905940 A manticore teaching a kikimora to proactively date.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:22:49 No.12906469 >>12906250 Ready for a quick fellatio~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:23:05 No.12906470 File: 247 KB, 651x916, 1413347851421.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906464 >collars a shit You could just say that you don't like them, but oh no, you had to kick the hornets nest, you sonnova bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:25:50 No.12906474 >>12906467 Remember that thread we had where Amazons and Kikis were the main topics? What if a Kikimora teaching an Amazon how to be more submissive, and in return, the Amazon teaches the Kiki how to hunt and catch a man to call her own?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:26:09 No.12906475 >>12906470 Okay....collars a shit in slavey, ownership context.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:26:12 No.12906476 >>12906470 Collars are shit and fuck the people that wear them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:27:10 No.12906477 >>12906474 How about no? To both.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:27:39 No.12906478 >>12906470 I agree that he could've worded that a little better...But he's not wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:27:46 No.12906479 >>12906474 I want more of that crazy Kikimora who wants to bang her master into the wall.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:27:59 No.12906480 >>12906474 I remember that actually being proposed in that same thread. (or the thread after that, my memory isn't that good) But yeah, that would be nice to see aswell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:29:51 No.12906483 File: 80 KB, 620x877, 1420404817543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906475 That's better. >>12906478 Yes he is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:30:44 No.12906485 File: 107 KB, 393x559, 1402973522447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Not wanting to wear matching collars with your waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:31:10 No.12906488 >>12906479 oh master it must have been a hard day at work in this heat. > THE SMELL OF YOUR MUSK MAKES ME SO WET. IM GOING TO FUCK YOU SO HARD ONE OF THESE DAYS.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:31:41 No.12906489 >>12906485 >tailpussy ribbon I can't take that bitch seriously.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:32:15 No.12906493 >>12906483 No reason to spam it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:32:56 No.12906494 >>12906483 >Nu uh What a heel turn.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:33:49 No.12906495 >All these people fighting over collars since last thread Why can't we all agree that the best kind of "collar" is the one made out of your waifu's arms as she hugs you tightly and be done with it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:33:50 No.12906496 >>12906494 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:33:57 No.12906497 >>12906485 >Not getting a pair of rings, like normal people.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:34:21 No.12906499 >>12906493 >spam >posting one image is spam Fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:34:51 No.12906502 >>12906495 Because the subs want to be pets and because of shit like this >>12906485 aggroing the doms or the non subs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:34:58 No.12906503 >>12906496 Exactly.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:34:58 No.12906504

It is 1920s MGC. Due to protests by mothers for having their little sons kidnapped and raped, the government decided to pass a new amendment. The banning of all shota-con material and prohibiting any form of /ss/. Due to thus amendment various illegal shota parlors had opened up selling /ss/ content and shota prostitutes. Due to high demand by the ara ara type MGs, these so called 'shota-shops' expanded. One career criminal, an apophis named Alice Capone made a criminal empire on these shota-shops, becoming the most powerful MG in the criminal world.
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Continue?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:34:58 No.12906505 >>12906489 It makes sense that Manticores would want to accessorize their tails, don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:35:52 No.12906508 >>12906504 Yes, but don't do those silly >-------------------------------------------------------

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:36:09 No.12906509 >>12906499 >Missing the point

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:36:39 No.12906511 >>12906499 Nigga you already posted wurm, last thread, or the one before that it was collars everywhere. Anubis, wurm, cheshire, hellhound, lilim and the other with the damn collars. Yes, you have been spamming it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:37:41 No.12906517 >>12906460 >NTR I-I knew it Why, anon, why?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:37:56 No.12906518 >>12906511 >you already posted wurm No I didn't. >Yes, you have been spamming it No I haven't. You can't hold me responsible for what other people do when I'm not here.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:38:17 No.12906520
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>>12906497
Collars and rings would have the same message, especially for big meaty paw girls.

And anon, 'normal people?' Really?

>>12906502
More like a select handful of people get their panties in a twist for no reason.

Someone says they want to wear a collar with their waifu and ya'll flip your shit. Why not just let people like what they want?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:39:16 No.12906522 >>12906520 >Why not Because people are not allowed to like things they don't like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:40:03 No.12906525 >>12906518 Whichever it is, it's getting annoying, especially with all the fighting it causes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:40:56 No.12906526 >>12906525 Isn't that more the fault of the people who throw a fit about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:41:14 No.12906527 >>12906520 >Collars and rings would have the same message Absolutely not, don't even pretend they do. >big meaty paw girls. Get a bigger ring dumbass. Do I have to explain everything? >normal people Yes, problem m8?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:41:56 No.12906529 >>12906517 Because she almost killed him with her retardedness, it's the hellhound's fault, but seriously, fuck them both. Honeybee Is the future.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:44:33 No.12906536

>>12906526
Maybe, but here >>12906520 we have the same hit from last thread, putting collars and rings on the same level. You give a ring to someone special, you give a collar to a pet, which you own, period. No one except the most deluded are buying that same meaning bullshit, because collars and rings are not the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:46:53 No.12906540 >>12906536 But I didn't post>>12906520 Your rant doesn't mean anything to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:47:00 No.12906541 Just report and ignore the idiot. He does this every thread, gloats about people biting the bait in IRC, then whines when "the shitty janitor bans him and not futacat."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:48:17 No.12906543 >>12906541 Which idiot? There's lots of people arguing.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:48:56 No.12906544
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>>12906526
Yes, the militant maledoms that've been plaguing these threads for months.

>>12906536
I think the problem is more that a select few 'special' individuals are unable to comprehend that symbolism would be radically different if MGs were real.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:49:04 No.12906545 >>12906540 I'm not saying you did, I'm pointing out what causes friction.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:49:31 No.12906547 >>12906545 And there's nothing I can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:50:52 No.12906552 >>12906544 >Yes, the militant maledoms that've been plaguing these threads for months. Yep, everything is always our fault. I am also a huge fan of scapegoats.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:51:27 No.12906554 Know what, I'm done with this thread. I'll see you faggots hopefully never.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:51:46 No.12906556

>>12906544
>symbolism would be radically different if MGs were real

If you think men are just gonna let themselves be collared, you're crazier than you look. Just because MGs became real would not change the long established symbolism of putting a cpllar on someone. And monstergirls are not real, so save this argument.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:52:11 No.12906557 >>12906552 I bet you people are the reason Alp stopped writing that femdom stuff with the Dark Elf and made the story about Junko.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:52:11 No.12906558 File: 310 KB, 807x861, 1421099261599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you guys seriously still arguing over collars? Do we really gotta do this again? >>12905636 That's cute. We need more grumpy-looking monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:53:13 No.12906561 >>12906554 See you next thread/later.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:53:33 No.12906562 >>12906557 Obviously. Hell, the holocaust? That was us as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:53:45 No.12906563 >>12905959 FUCKING SOLAIRE.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:54:14 No.12906565 I think people just don't want to see more bitchboys.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:54:44 No.12906568 >>12906563 That's what they're arguing about. If only they realized the value of jolly cooperation and just shared him...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:54:49 No.12906569 >>12906543 The dude that has a hard-on for collars. Call him collar boy if you want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:55:28 No.12906572 File: 31 KB, 798x631, 1400896175251.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906544 > your waifu will never defend your male honor against lustful skanks who want a piece of you This is the worst hell

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:56:09 No.12906575 >>12906569 I've got a hard-on for collars, but I haven't done anything I could be banned for, and I've never been to the IRC.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:56:30 No.12906578 >>12906569 >One guy hates collars Are you even trying?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:56:58 No.12906581 I don't even know which posts to report anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:59:04 No.12906587 >>12906541 >every thread >implying I go on the IRC

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:59:17 No.12906590 >>12906581 Don't bother. Just report the whole thread and hope it burns to the ground, fuck this place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 10:59:43 No.12906591 >>12906590 Why are you even here if you hate it that much?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:00:05 No.12906596

You wake up getting out of bed to prepare breakfast for your wurm[waifu/gf/roommate/whatever]. You notice the tv playing in the background. Weird. You didn't turn on the tv at all yesterday. You go to the couch where the tv is to turn it off. Wait. It's fucking al-jazeera. Talking about the ISIS militiant crisis. You reach for the remote. It couldn't be. The wurm was watching the TV. You must have been still in that morning haze. This couldn't be true. You reach the remote and turn off the TV
"Anon! I was watching the news!" and with a quick snatch she taked the remote out of your hands and into hers. She turned the TV back on. It was still the same channel. You didn't expect her to watch something like this. Something like pbs wouldn't have been odd, but this... was so outside her normal behavior. "I bet you're surprised about my sudden change in behavior."

Go on?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:00:52 No.12906600 >>12906596 Yes, go on.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:01:06 No.12906601 >>12906596 I'm curious. Sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:02:49 No.12906605 >>12906591 I know for a fact there's at least one very special person in this thread that shitposts up a storm - even 'argues' with himself - in some kind of autistic crusade to 'save' the threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:04:27 No.12906610 >>12906605 Examples?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:04:34 No.12906611 >>12906605 >even 'argues' with himself - in some kind of autistic crusade to 'save' the threads. How? Why? I have so many questions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:04:43 No.12906613 >>12906605 Shitposter-kun followed us to /jp/? I think I'm going to leave for a while now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:06:55 No.12906619 >>12906611 Near as I can tell his goal is to get any discussion of topics he thinks are harmful, ie he doesn't like, 'banned' from the threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:09:20 No.12906624 >>12906619 So an asshole with too much time. Shocking.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:10:37 No.12906629 >>12906619 What topics would those be?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:12:01 No.12906633 >>12906619 That's not exactly hard. 1. Take thing you hate and write a greentext/story painting it as the worst thing ever. 2. Apply samefagging liberally until retards start to bite. 3. ??? 4. Profit!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:12:15 No.12906634 >>12905998 there's the arachne miko doujin at least

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:13:47 No.12906639

>>12906596
"I decided that pretending to be a cute mentally 'slow' person was an ineffective plan. It was boring and pointless. I've always been like this. It's just that I've been hiding it from you. A-And for this relationship to progress, we have to unveil all our secrets. Do you wonder where the money to afford my clumsy acts of destruction came from? My personal side job as a freelance engineer at Boeing. T-There are various more but ot would take too long to say it all."
You weren't particullarly shocked. It was just a state of half-disbelief amd half-confusion. "Waitwaitwaitwait, so you've been pretending to be this stupid all this time? Why didn't you just, you know... show your 'true' side?"
"I-I was just scared that you wouldn't had wanted to date me. I mean, even on your rapebook profile, it said that you liked wurms. I f-figured that you liked the stereotypical dumb wurm archetype." She snuck her face into the pillow.on her arms, hiding her embarassment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:13:52 No.12906641 I want to fuck a spider girl's spinneret

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:15:35 No.12906646 >>12906639 >Not being on contract with Boeing. You suck. Maybe Bell will take you. They're just down the road. I'm going down to Risky's for a chopped beef sandwich.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:16:25 No.12906649 [DELETED]

>TFW we were having a nice discussion about collars when I feel asleep
>Wake up and one maledomfag went autistic over them and ruined it

Th-Thanks...inb4 >"I-It wasn't a maledomfag! You guys are just as autistic for having a civil discussion about collars in the first place! Muh Scapegoat searching!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:16:33 No.12906650 >>12906641 You disgust me, sir. I will have no more of your villainy.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:17:08 No.12906653

>Be delinquent attention seeker as a teenager
>Get yourself into a hot mess involving a Succubutt classmate hopped up on LSD force feeding your best friend enough Wonderland Cookies to turn him back into a baby (that you supplied thinking she was just going to /ss/ him, as a joke) and fleeing this plane of existence
>Family ships you off to your uncle's farm out in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere, a pure farm belt full of rolling hills and lodes e Holstaur pastures
>His daughter is a colossal Centaur, similar to an Irish draught or Clydesdale, easily twenty-five plus hands high and built like a goddamned tank on her human half
>She treats you like a city slicker who doesn't know left from right and jeers at you performing the farm work, since your first day of tilling the land leaves you a sore wreck
>Over the months, you go from a 250+ lard ass to a svelte 160 with a deep farmer's tan and muscles to match the old school work you're doing
>You see her getting bullied by a group of Minotaurs one day when chopping wood with the maul for the coming winter
>They call her "disgusting horse pussy", "brute woman"
>They nearly rape you after you retort to them that at least her mother didn't have to rape her father to procreate
>She defends you, kicking the largest Minotaur hard enough to fracture ribs
>Later that evening, you're sweating from the hot bath you'd just taken, but before you can leave, she comes in, full nude
>There's no front pussy like you'd suspected, but she has a large bucket and assorted brushes
>"Can you... brush me?"

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:17:57 No.12906655

>>12906639
"I mean I like you all the same whether you're a cute clumsy girl or an intelligent analytical one. You're still you. Thats all that matters. Oh god that sounded so corny."
She begins to chuckle at that remark.
"A-Anyways thank you Anon."
"You're welcome."

Then they had wild cuddle sex afterwards

THE END

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:18:30 No.12906658 >>12906649 Just let it rest dude, you know you're just going to start shit back up by mentioning it while the wounds are still fresh. Just talk about happy things for now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:18:36 No.12906659 >>12906649 See, posts like that are not helping. Maledomfags are gonna be angry, and you made yourself look like an tool.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:19:29 No.12906663 >>12906639 >smart wurm What's next, 50's style hellhound housewife?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:19:45 No.12906665 >>12906659 This.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:20:16 No.12906667 >>12906663 YesPlease.jpg

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:21:04 No.12906669 [DELETED]

>>12906633
Nah, it's better to act as if you enjoy thing then viciously attack yourself in a manner that makes it appear there are more people attacking than defending. Then you claim victory by majority.

Also, see these posts: Notice how they appear to make collar talk appear forbidden? Clever, isn't it?

>>12906649
>>12906658
>>12906659
>>12906665

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:21:32 No.12906670 >>12906655 >Trust is the foundation of a relationship >She just nukes the fuck out of that trust >lolit'sokaysweetiewe'lljustfuck

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:21:33 No.12906671 >>12906663 Last time I checked a Wurm wasn't exactly stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:22:21 No.12906673 >>12906669 >anybody that disagrees with me is samefag You're entire argument falls apart in the first sentence.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:22:22 No.12906674 >>12906663 Man, I hope so. That or an Amazon. Both are good.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:22:23 No.12906675 >>12906653 Horse pussy a shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:22:47 No.12906676 >>12906671 They're double-digit IQ tier. You not know what simple means? Like simple Simon met a pie man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:23:15 No.12906678 >>12906675 Nina isn't shit. Karen isn't shit. Centorea isn't shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:23:58 No.12906679 >>12906670 Eh. I am the author. I had no idea to progress the story and it seemed boring so I just rushed the ending. Like every other story I write

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:24:07 No.12906680 >>12906669 I think your tinfoil hat is a bit too tight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:24:10 No.12906681 File: 402 KB, 1200x1500, horsepussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906653 >>12906678 Big centaurs are best centaurs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:25:23 No.12906684 >>12906671 Ever wurm story ever, alphabet wurm, and the profile disagrees with you. >inb4 simple is not retarded Sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:25:49 No.12906686 >>12906678 Horse pussy is always shit. No exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:25:58 No.12906687 File: 1.96 MB, 1800x1273, She's a big girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906681 Indeed they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:27:05 No.12906689 >>12906687 >Futa You and I are enemies now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:27:08 No.12906690 >>12906687 Isn't that the futa horse?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:27:42 No.12906694 >>12906687 >female with male physique not my cup of tea, but whatever

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:28:02 No.12906695 >>12906690 The picture is actually before Mikoyan did certain anatomical changes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:28:18 No.12906696 >>12906678 All horse pussy is shit. You want to smell like a barn?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:28:19 No.12906697 >>12906687 out >>12906694 Because she basically is a male.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:29:22 No.12906701 >>12906696 >Not enjoying the smell of fresh hay What are you, some kind of pinko fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:29:32 No.12906702 >>12906695 Yeah...the answer is still no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:30:23 No.12906705 >>12906687 >futa horse I prefer collars to this. Desist!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:30:29 No.12906706 >>12906696 >Smell like straw and sweet feed I would cuddle the fuck out of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:30:30 No.12906707 >>12906687 The human girl is pretty cute in her uniform.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:30:41 No.12906709 >>12906687 Except for that one. That's futashit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:31:19 No.12906711 >>12906705 >>12906697 >>12906690 >>12906689 >>12906709 Jesus Christ I was just using her physique SANS genitalia as an example of Big Horse physique.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:31:50 No.12906715 >>12906701 You can smell hay over all that crusted shit? Wow, is your MG mother a bloodhound?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:32:41 No.12906718 >>12906711 You should have known this would happen, just because we can't see the dick there doesn't mean its not there. You're pretty dumb if you thought we wouldn't react like this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:32:56 No.12906719 >>12906715 >Not having a clean barn. You don't know shit about horses. Do you want them to get a hoof infection?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:33:03 No.12906721 >Image without futa is posted >People sperg about futa anyways >Sperglords act like they're the injured party, as usual

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:33:47 No.12906722 >>12906718 Why does everyone know it's a futa horse? I had no idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:33:53 No.12906725 Do you think a vampire gets addicted to her husbando's blood?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:33:53 No.12906726 >>12906711 Just pop over last thread, someone posted a graph with the different horse sizes. Never post futa again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:33:57 No.12906727 >>12906715 You really don't know anything about equine care, do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:34:36 No.12906731 File: 228 KB, 1472x1544, Horse Daki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906711 There's only one solution to this. We need more Nina, preferably with Danon riding her into battle or comparing toys with Cerea and making blondie blush.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:35:09 No.12906734 >>12906721 We know for a fact she's a futa.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:35:31 No.12906735 >>12906722 Back in the dark days when they would push their shit all the time we learned.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:36:29 No.12906738 >>12906722 Because it's famous, and this. >>12906735

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:36:46 No.12906740 >>12906725 I think it might actually be stated in the profile that they do. Even if its not I can see it happening, not like they'd want anybody elses anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:36:51 No.12906741 File: 245 KB, 800x938, The Alps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906731 We need to throw shekels at .less until he draws Danon and Nina in this exact pose.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:37:06 No.12906742 >>12906719 >>12906727 >equine care Is that what they call "I know all about winking" these days?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:37:39 No.12906743 >>12906741 Yes. YES!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:38:58 No.12906747 >>12906742 B-baka

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:41:17 No.12906752 >>12906741 I need this, for reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:43:43 No.12906757 >>12906741 It's funny how .less gets a shitload of memehate but everyone still wants him to draw everything.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:44:14 No.12906759 >>12906757 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:44:21 No.12906761 >>12906757 >memehate

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:44:43 No.12906762

>>12906735

It's no so much people pushing shit as the author going out of their way to ruin a good thing.

>Big Centaur and small soldier girl who's her sister-in-arms/partner
>Having fun, lack-a-daisical adventures like eating mochi with Rabbits
>Then the futa happened

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:45:31 No.12906766

>>12906757

Mari doesn't really do but lilim-related sketches and even then it's super rare.

Monorus does do sketches but it's also rare.

Loen you have to make go d'aww (or fap in the case of EMG girls)

.Less is a whore that will draw anything at any time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:46:21 No.12906770 >>12906762 >Mikoyan In retrospect I should have seen it coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:46:31 No.12906771 >>12906757 .less actually likes Vengeance though. So he might want to.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:47:01 No.12906773

>>12906159
>>12906156
>>12906152
You say that they are straightforward, but they are not. This is one of the biggest reasons to distrust them. They will go out of their way to destroy you financially. They wont just buy you out. They will hire henchmen to poison your crops, rob your home and make your life a misery while disguising herself and selling the one you love poison to turn her into a miserable wreck.

Do not trust the Tanuki.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:47:09 No.12906774 >>12906757 I'd kill for monorus and loen to be back with us full time. I'd kill a hundred thousand shit MGs if Captain would return.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:47:46 No.12906778 >>12906774 Captain's moved onto shipsluts and being a family man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:48:04 No.12906779 >>12906757 I don't hate .less, though I don't like some of his drawings.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:48:47 No.12906780

>>12906740
I got the thought from here.
http://i.imgur.com/1rXdGrt.jpg
Shitty harem manga that got canned after like a dozen chapters. There was something with the MC's blood that made vampires go nuts for it, and they got addicted to it and fell in love with him because other blood was unpalatable after drinking his.

>Step 1: Acquire vampire blood-junkie harem
>Step 2: Wake up every morning in a cuddle pile of clingy vampires

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:49:33 No.12906783

I still want that picture of a Holstaurus drawn where its pov and she's in a dress leaning up against the viewer pulling the top of her dress down to reveal more of her cleavage with heart pupils and maybe her tail in the shape of a heart in the background. I just really want this to be drawn.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:49:44 No.12906784 >>12906757 .Less is a good artist but it's like playing russian roulette with him. You either get a good drawing (with is 90% likely to be a cheshire or manitcore) in a normal pose or you end up with futa/gore

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:50:07 No.12906786 >>12905650 Well, I wouldn't believe you if you TOLD me. If she showed me, though...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:50:17 No.12906787 >>12906778 I know, doesn't change the fact that I would.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:50:24 No.12906788 >>12906778 >Captain's moved onto shipsluts I keep hearing this yet no one's offered proof

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:51:33 No.12906794 >>12906780 >other blood was unpalatable after drinking his. Sounds ntry.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:51:38 No.12906795
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>>12906784
You know he's been drawing a lot of varied things lately, yeah?

Leona and Laska are like his two favorite characters, of course he's going to draw a lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:53:12 No.12906800 >>12906725 Monsters become addicted to their husband's mana, so yes.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:55:24 No.12906804

>>12906794
Manga didn't run long enough for anything to happen.
By the end he had two vampires who were previously unattached and a normal childhood friend after his dick, plus there was a vampire princess he met who was supposed to be getting married to some guy she didn't even know through some arranged political marriage, but she only appeared for 1 chapter and was never seen again.

The author clearly had a lot more he wanted to do with it, but it got axed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:56:47 No.12906806 >>12906795 What were his recent ones? Did he do that apophis angled shot I have seen floating around or was that Leon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:58:15 No.12906808 >>12905940 Damn, I'm late. Lamia relaxing in a papasan chair. Also, good to see you're finally posting again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:58:54 No.12906812 File: 2.68 MB, 2000x2500, 1419833440732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906806

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 11:59:01 No.12906813 File: 16 KB, 400x299, AllCountyTeamCowTipping574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905940 Draw this but of a holstaurus please Also, albino dragon/wurm/wyvern

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:00:16 No.12906819 >>12906073 What if Wurm was exactly like Nowi? Being nearly immortal in terms of her lifespan that she has matured more than most people in their life, but just wants to have fun with people she knows are gonna die by the next century

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:00:30 No.12906820 >>12906812 Nice Next ones going to be a manticore isn't it?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:00:32 No.12906821

>>12906705
Not him but with pleasure mate.

>Dating fluffy Hellhound waifu
>It's late in the night, with an amazing starry sky high above the two of you
>Just came back from a movie as your Hellhound Waifu drags you to the park where you first met
>She sits you on a lone bench eagerly and asks you to close your eyes
>Do so
>Hear a some click and something around your neck
>Open eyes and see her smiling face, bearing a toothy grin from anticipation to your reaction, as she hands you a mirror
>Around your neck is a black velvet collar that feels incredibly smooth to the touch
>The craftsmanship on the collar is top notch, clearly not done on a factory line
>You look down at the label
>Engraved in the gold reads a phrase you've been waiting a long time to read
>"Will you marry me?"
>You tackle her saying yes happily, as she happily wraps you in her big fluffy paws, thanking you for making her the happiest girl in the world
>Meanwhile, a retired Paladin sits on a bench and watches the happy couple
>Mumbles about how back in his day you'd propose with rings, and the man would propose, and that it wouldn't be with a monster
>Tiny Kitsune asks her grandfather what he's mumbling about
>He begrudgingly says nothing as he sheds a silent tear, remembering the good old days when he was younger, fitter, and more adventurous, and having nostalgia for when he was in the Order, delivering justice into the places where the light never touched
>He silently asks himself what happened to those days, as his kitsune graddaughter asks to sit on papa's lap

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:00:36 No.12906822 >>12906812 Damn she looks comfy. I want a comfy grapesnake.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:01:50 No.12906826 >>12906821 Not this shit again. Fuck off with this for now, we just got through a shitstorm you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:02:12 No.12906828 File: 248 KB, 900x900, 1421168532026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906819 >Nowi

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:03:01 No.12906831 File: 3.18 MB, 2000x2500, 1421097320582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906820 Actually it was

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:03:03 No.12906832 >>12906821 Adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:03:29 No.12906833 >>12906826 You're the one starting the bitching.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:04:05 No.12906834 >>12906831 Was or wasn't?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:04:20 No.12906836 >>12906834 It was .less that drew that AFAIK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:05:00 No.12906840 >>12905940 Requesting a sea bishop paladin

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:05:18 No.12906841 File: 486 KB, 800x1000, ZoogzFt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] .less does a lot of nice things.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:06:18 No.12906843

>>12906779
I've already said that .less style is great, the girls are beautiful and I like the way he draws eyes.
Their manticores are the best drawed I've seen here.
But sometimes he made some freak shit like mermaid sushi, beheaded pharaoh and the futacat.
His obsession with Laska is an problem too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:06:40 No.12906844 >>12906821 >taking that seriously Don't be an asshole for my sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:07:07 No.12906845 >>12906836 Ah, Ok. >>12906841 That's nice. Maybe I was a bit harsh on him. I'm always gonna be a little suspicious from past experiences though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:07:11 No.12906848 >>12906841 Touch the mofumofu. Do it now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:07:17 No.12906849 >>12906821 >delivering justice into the places where the light never touched Is that some Order euphemism for boning a kitsune?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:08:03 No.12906853 >>12906849 If he's a grandpa then he was boning human girls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:08:47 No.12906855 >>12906853 >Tiny Kitsune asks her grandfather what he's mumbling about

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:09:43 No.12906857 >>12906757 >memehate

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:10:04 No.12906859 >>12906855 >Man fucks human woman >Has human child >Human son fucks kitsune >Has kitsune child Do you know what a grandchild is?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:10:52 No.12906860 >>12906833 Piss off. I just don't want collarfags and anti-collarfags to start throwing shit at each other for the third fucking time in two days.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:11:20 No.12906861 File: 362 KB, 973x1336, Mum's a centaur.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:11:35 No.12906864 >>12906855 >Just the days when I purged inhuman scum little one. Shall we get you some ice cream?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:11:54 No.12906865 >>12906860 >Piss off Shouldn't you take your own advice? Again, you started bitching.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:14:12 No.12906874 >>12906865 Were you the one who wrote the greentext for >>12906705? That's me, and you're being an eyesore, so yeah, I'm with that guy, piss off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:14:18 No.12906875 >>12906828 >Actually never married Nowi to Gregor. >Always Gaius He likes candy, she probably likes candy too because she's got the mindset of a 10 year old, so it's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:14:54 No.12906878 >>12906875 Lonk is pretty funny with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:15:16 No.12906879 >>12906841 Why do .less and Bob like paws so much?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:15:20 No.12906881 >>12906874 No, I didn't write any greentext. I told the guy who started to bitch not to bitch. How you can defend that is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:16:15 No.12906884 >>12906843 Why is it a problem? >>12906879 Paws are big and soft and fluffy and perfect for cuddling you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:16:47 No.12906886 File: 51 KB, 176x217, 1421015156831.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906874 >We're no longer allowed to discuss collars because it 'triggers' maledomfags

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:17:40 No.12906890 >>12906886 Stop baiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:18:03 No.12906893 >>12906890 Stop being autistic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:18:24 No.12906894 >>12906890 Not him, but that's what's happening here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:20:16 No.12906896 >>12906890 It's not baiting, it's calling out the retards who get autistic over stupid shit. The fact that they're trying to push the very mention of collars as bait is retarded and they need to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:20:28 No.12906897 >>12906878 Question: Why is Panne so useless compared to Nowi?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:20:40 No.12906899 >/mgt/ acts like autistic children again. I hate all of you, why do I still come here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:21:36 No.12906902 >>12906899 >hating everyone because of a few retards You too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:22:20 No.12906905 >>12906896 He is clearly baiting, and the guy who wrote the greentext should have had more fucking sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:22:23 No.12906906 >>12906897 Lack of ranged attack and can't take a hit as well. She is meant to be dodgy instead of tanky. Throwing her into assassin helps a bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:22:42 No.12906908 >>12906899 >again Try "all the time."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:22:52 No.12906909 >>12906902 >few retards >few That's a good one anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:22:56 No.12906910 File: 219 KB, 607x595, 1359913300476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906897 Not huge enough.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:23:49 No.12906916

>>12906884
>Why is it a problem?
Nothing against Laska, but everything that becomes an obsession is a problem.
He is free to draw whatever he wants but sometimes he cross the edge between like to work over a subject and to think in nothing but only this subject.

>Paws are big and soft and fluffy and perfect for cuddling you.
That was my exact thought.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:26:28 No.12906919 Based janitor is based >>12906916 I'd at least like to see .less skim through Recapanon's "Unfulfilled Dreams" paste now and then, there's some cute stuff on there. Though that list needs to be updated, too, minigun mino did get a sketch after all

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:26:30 No.12906922 File: 190 KB, 689x1000, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GUISE! Grapesnake dressed as Risky Boots It's a good idea, right? Good enough to make you forget what we're talking about?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:26:34 No.12906923 >>12905737 >chatty oomukade ojou Thanks, YBA. Didn't know how much I wanted this until read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:30:56 No.12906929 >>12906922 I'd love to see a hippy grapesnake. Or any MG as a hippy, really

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:31:07 No.12906931 >>12906922 >tfw I'm super late in steering the argument away This isn't my thing, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:31:42 No.12906933 File: 716 KB, 1075x1500, 1393147760653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906929 Treehugging.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:32:40 No.12906936 >>12906933 Elfs deserve to be raped.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:33:09 No.12906939 [DELETED]

>>12906922
No it isn't. It's garbage, just like collars are. Shantae is shit. Not sure why you'd have a snake as a leggy girl anyways.

Anyways, glad Janitor is taking a firm stance against collars, I'm sick of these threads being nothing but femdomfags circlejerking about how much they want to be slaves. 'B-But it's love!' they'll say, as they talk about wanting to be treated like a bitch and a slave pet. Thank God it looks like they'll be banned from now on. Now we can talk about actually fucking Monster Girls. Janitor is based.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:34:04 No.12906941 >>12906899 >2015 >not being officially autistic >not getting autismbux Pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:34:20 No.12906943 >>12906780 >Harem of blood-junkie vampires That cannot be healthy. Good taste though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:34:46 No.12906945 >>12906941 >tfw you can't afford to go to a doctor to get the autism diagnosis for autismbux

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:35:27 No.12906948 >>12906939 Okay anon I'm gonna give you 25ml of happy sleep drugs and send you to bed. Get a good nights rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:35:38 No.12906951 >>12906933 I had more of a "Music Festival" hippy in mind. Woodstock and such

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:35:41 No.12906952 >>12906943 Nothing some healing potions can't fix.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:36:00 No.12906953 File: 10 KB, 429x410, 1397027867128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906939

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:37:58 No.12906959 File: 22 KB, 245x229, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906939 >No it isn't. >It's garbage >Shantae is shit I... I...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:37:59 No.12906960 >>12906821 aww that's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:38:40 No.12906961 File: 740 KB, 1339x1000, 1419437635345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906936 Wow, racist! It's firing squad for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:40:50 No.12906965 >>12906961 >Elves being intimidating All you need to do is let them see your dick and they'll be fighting over who gets to suck it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:44:28 No.12906970 File: 202 KB, 800x1000, 1405271566852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quiet! Listen! Can you hear that? I think it's the call to adventure. Whaddya wanna do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:45:13 No.12906972 >>12906970 Go to sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:45:31 No.12906973 >>12906970 Spots don't work that way... Her hair would have to have changed colors per strand for a short period of time during growth. Multiple times.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:46:18 No.12906974 File: 484 KB, 2000x2500, PrY9ALN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906970 Spank the cat Go on an adventure Fall in love get topped by a horny cat exchange wedding collars raise a litter of kittens

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:46:29 No.12906977 >>12906970 Fuck off it's a Tuesday.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:46:34 No.12906978 [DELETED]

>>12906963
>>12906886
>>12906890
>>12906893
>>12906894
>>12906896
I just hope /mgt/ don't get banned again because of these sicko autists.
One day the only place will acept us wil be /cm / hm / lgbt / y/ and there will be only weeping and gnashing of teeth.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:47:04 No.12906979 >>12906973 Magic. >>12906977 What day could be better? >>12906978 I'll be fine in /d/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:47:21 No.12906980 File: 691 KB, 1334x629, Barometz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Barometz translated! She's the bounce house monster girl! She's not said to always look so loli, so just imagine her with the proportions of a weresheep if you prefer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:48:41 No.12906981 >>12906979 Wednesday or a Friday afternoon. Also never before 8:30am.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:48:42 No.12906982 >>12906980 Happy year of the sheep!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:49:09 No.12906983 >>12906981 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:49:44 No.12906986 File: 769 KB, 1664x1244, HI BILLY MAYS HERE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905876 >>12905875

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:50:25 No.12906990 >>12906983 I hate early mornings and I feel very motivated on Wednesdays and Friday afternoons. Also if I get married, rings or nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:51:09 No.12906993 >>12906990 >feel motivated on Wednesdays I blame Odin.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:52:25 No.12906996 >>12906970 I'm only going on an adventure if it's with a lamia. Or any desert girl. All others, go away.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:54:06 No.12907001 >>12906996 >adventure with Sandworm >can't leave the desert Some adventure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:54:31 No.12907002 >>12906980 Delicious fruit, juice and fluffy sheep girl all in a single package. Breddy gud.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:58:07 No.12907010 >>12907001 Okay, okay. Any desert girl except sandworm. Sorry, Sandworm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 12:59:16 No.12907013 >>12907010 >adventure with Khepri >she rolls around a ball of shit everywhere >you're not admitted into any town or tavern, have to sleep outside Some adventure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:00:15 No.12907016 >>12906980 I think I'd like her more without the cotton, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:00:16 No.12907017 >>12907013 Technically, Khperi rolls a giant ball of MAMONO MANA. Not shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:01:00 No.12907018 >>12907017 MAMONO MANA is shit on a conceptual level, and that's the only level it exists on. Ergo it's shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:02:37 No.12907023 >>12906410 Go for broke!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:04:46 No.12907027 >>12907013 >>12907001 >anon stays home intent on being grumpy and discontent Some adventure.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:06:07 No.12907032 [DELETED]

>Go to sleep after having pleasant conversations with anons about collars, commitment, love and comfiness.
>Wake up
>Skim thread
>Collars are Shit-Shitposting, Maledom vs. Femdom Shitposting.
>Triggered by a greentext about NTRing a Wurm no less.

I hate you guys sometimes.

>>12906980
>Entices men by scattering fluffy like a dandelion.
>All this detail about fruit's springiness instigating rapid, continuous thrusting for easy, auto-rough sex.
>Sweat sweet nectar juice that triggers licking fetish in husbandos.
Well I'm sold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:06:38 No.12907033 File: 251 KB, 750x603, 1417231422482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907027 I'm criticizing your choice of party members. I'm having a blast.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:09:47 No.12907040 >>12907033 >your choice Not mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:11:13 No.12907044 >>12907040 Then don't interrupt a high-level discussion that was leading up to Minotaurs being the best buddy-guards and companions on an adventure!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:11:28 No.12907045 >>12907032 God forbid anyone disagrees with you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:11:54 No.12907047 >>12907033 No, you're critisizing MY choice in party members, not>>12907027. ....and frankly it hurts. >>12907018 But it doesn't smell like shit, I'm sure. Probably more like peaches and lust.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:13:38 No.12907050 >>12907047 >it hurts You can have any Lamia, including Grapesnake, if that makes you feel any better. Their only flaw is hibernating in cold climates, and if you stay out of those places, you can still have a lot of fun. Feel any better?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:13:59 No.12907051 [DELETED]

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Alright, I normally don't contribute OC to these threads, but seeing their downspiral in quality has prompted me to do so. Starting today, I will now make political comics based on what I see in these threads, that will hopefully educate some of you guys on stances regarding certain issues. I hope that by doing so we can create a better monster girl thread with like minded-anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:14:10 No.12907052 >>12907044 >Minotaurs But they're not desert girls, you goon. Though I will accept a daughter of Hathor as my companion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:14:57 No.12907057 >>12907052 >desert girls I'm not the guy who wanted desert girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:15:00 No.12907058 >>12907045 Dude, I don't care if someone disagrees with me. I'm just disgusted by the shitstorm such "Disagreements" cause. Even more disgusted this time because it started at fucking NTR of all things.

>>	HeroAnon !83KkiJIfeo Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:15:31 No.12907063 >>12907051 Forgot to put on my trip, which I will be using to post all future comics. If you see someone post without my trip, they are not me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:15:43 No.12907065 >>12907051 You forgot your Ben Garrison signature

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:15:48 No.12907066 File: 86 KB, 500x500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907050 >Feel any better? Mm-hmm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:15:57 No.12907067 >>12907051 Not a good plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:16:02 No.12907068 >>12907051 I think this will just make things worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:16:43 No.12907069 >>12907051 I admit, I kek'd.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:16:58 No.12907072 >>12907051 Can this be reported?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:17:32 No.12907075 >>12907057 You're right. I'm the one who wanted desert girls. Because they are love, and have good fashion sense. Although grapesnake's choice in wearing metal pasties is questionable.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:19:11 No.12907081 >>12906980 >the fruit is edible >the body tastes delicious too YES YES YES YES YES I want to lick a Barometz all over for her delicious tangerine sweat ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:19:22 No.12907082 >>12907063 Umm...am I supposed to care, or...?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:20:03 No.12907085

>>12907075
Anubis a best.
Would waifu.
Would adventure with.

>Marry Anubis
>She acts as advisor and emissary for a Pharaoh
>Travel the world as her bodyguard and escort on her political missions
>See locales and sights you never could've conceived of
>Engage in political intrigue and dark, shadowy plots in every Kingdom you visit

Actually this could make for a rather good story...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:20:32 No.12907086 >>12907085 Write it maybe?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:20:42 No.12907087 >>12907081 She probably lactates peach juice, too. Or orange juice. Or motherfucking apple juice~. I must have her.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:21:04 No.12907090

>>12906980
>Entices men by scattering fluffy like a dandelion.
>All this detail about fruit's springiness instigating rapid, continuous thrusting for easy, auto-rough sex.
>Sweat sweet nectar juice that triggers licking fetish in husbandos.
Well I'm sold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:21:27 No.12907093 >>12907044 If you can dispense needless commentary then so can I.. >adventure with Minotaur >throws you over her shoulder and heads back to her rape cave >can't walk till your pelvis heals >then she breaks it again Some adventure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:22:04 No.12907094 >>12907087 Different Bartomez' with different flavored fruits, mayhap? >>12907086 Perhaps I shall. Sometime or another.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:22:39 No.12907097 >>12907087 I was going to write about licking an oni but this is so much better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:22:48 No.12907098 >>12907093 Love is a battlefield, navigating battlefields is an adventure, I still win.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:23:39 No.12907104 >>12906980 So what was about her bouncing on her jelly ball?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:23:48 No.12907105 >>12907085 Sounds good. >Toppling corrupt kings >Help the impoverished in every town you visit >All in the name of the kind sovereign Pharaoh >Though you do it to see the smile on your Anubis partner's face Mm-MMM!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:24:22 No.12907109 >>12907016 That's what shears for.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:24:24 No.12907110
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>>12906287
>Shotafication Ray

Stalker-Anon, can you confirm this is the same guy for me? Or do your otherworldly powers only work on /jp/ and /a/?

>>12906980
>The elastic fruit forces them to rebound their hips into their without end

It's like some kind of perpetual motion rape machine. Alternatively perpetual motion love machine. Depends on who it is really.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:25:16 No.12907113 >>12907105 When will you see through their lies you fool? The people are impoverished because of the Pharaoh's inept rule and greed! The kings are corrupt because the Pharaoh allows it! Remove Pharaoh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:25:17 No.12907114 File: 151 KB, 850x1354, sample-897a1221505efec17a0c53f018e2b190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907051 Seems legit This is the most accurate description of femdomfags I have ever read

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:26:16 No.12907118 >>12907110 >Stalker-Anon What happened to "-chan"?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:27:47 No.12907123

>>12907113
Why would I remove the lovely God-Queen who herself officiated and blessed my wedding to her most trusted advisor, whom she was practically raised beside, like sisters?

That's just ridiculous.

>>12907105
It does sound pretty good, though I worry if I'd be able to come up with any interesting villains or plots. Can't say it's a strong-point of mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:28:38 No.12907126 >>12907087 Think about the possibilities. Barometzs with different shaped and colored bouncy fruits in a plethora of flavors.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:28:55 No.12907127 >>12907113 She is trying her best to keep the peace, anon. She had to step in for her late mother ever since she was 13. Show her some slack.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:29:41 No.12907131 >>12907127 Apophis for president! Remove Pharaoh! Fight the tyranny!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:30:30 No.12907135 File: 714 KB, 1366x2037, Most Perfect Monster Girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907118 Because Stalker-chan would be inappropriate from a literacy standpoint. Also because I'm pretty sure Stalker-anon isn't an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:30:35 No.12907136 >>12906980 I just can't enjoy any kind of Alraune due to them being kinda, well, rooted to the ground.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:31:21 No.12907137 >>12907135 I am, but nobody calls me -chan. It has nothing to do with gender anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:32:00 No.12907139 >>12907136 Anon, don't you know? Alraune are capable of stepping out of their flower, and even uprooting and moving it around. They're quite mobile. Bartomez are capable of the same, but rather than root-walking, they bounce on their fruit.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:32:00 No.12907140

>>12907104
遅くなってしまいましたが、あけましておめでとうございます！
It's late, but happy new year!

今年もクロビネガと魔物娘図鑑をよろしくお願いします！
Please stay tuned to kurobinega and monster girl encyclopedia this year as well!

というわけで、今年最初の魔物娘はひつじ年なので、羊…の様な植物の魔物、「バロメッツ」です。
And so, since it's the year of the sheep, the first monster girl of the year is... a sheep-like plant monster, “barometz”.

果肉の中に羊娘・・・もとい、羊の実を付けるという不思議なアルラウネ属の魔物娘で、
男性も自分の果肉の中に取り込んじゃって、いちゃこらしちゃったりします。
It's a mysterious alraune family monster girl with a sheep girl inside a fruit... or rather, a sheep fruit attached, and they can also take a human man inside their fruit and go at it with him.

詳しくは、毎度同じく　エロ魔物娘図鑑本文　をご覧くださいませ！
For details, as always, please check the erotic monster girl encyclopedia profile!

他のアルラウネみたいに根っ子出して移動したり、はずんで移動したりできるらしいですが、
旦那入りのバロメッツは移動したりすると大変な事（性的な意味で）になりそう！とか考えながら描きました！えへへ
It seems they can pull out their roots and move like other alraune, or move by bouncing, but when a barometz with a husband moves, it seems to cause terrible things (in a sexual meaning)! I drew it while thinking of stuff like that! Ehehe.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:32:13 No.12907143

>>12906980
What a great start to the year.
>>12907104
It's from KC's notes he posts with each girl.
>It seems they can pull out their roots and move like other alraune, or move by bouncing, but when a barometz with a husband moves, it seems to cause terrible things (in a sexual meaning)! I drew it while thinking of stuff like that! Ehehe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:32:37 No.12907144 >>12907087 >>12907094 but is there a grape barometz? they take on the skintone of their flavor, to diversify from delicious brown if you're into that sort of thing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:33:04 No.12907146 >>12907139 >Alraune are capable of stepping out of their flower So do they just get out of the flower to have sex with you, as basically just a green skinned human girl? That's kinda lame.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:33:13 No.12907148 >>12907140 >>12907143 >Bouncy Ball Sex with your waifu on-the-go. I am OK with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:33:57 No.12907153 >>12907137 >Nothing to do with gender It does depending on circumstances.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:34:15 No.12907155 >>12907146 >Get out of the flower to have sex with you What? Of course not. Having sex outside of their flower's nectar pool, how ridiculous...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:34:36 No.12907157 >>12907143 >walking through forest doing faceless MC stuff. >Sheep girl in a jelly ball bounces by, a lazy smile on her face as she waves at you. >Ok.png

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:35:01 No.12907160 >>12907155 >having sex inside a nectar pool But nectar is sticky, that sounds like a terrible idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:35:15 No.12907162 >>12907131 >Blatantly promoting the Ero-Despot And the truth comes out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:35:22 No.12907163 >>12907153 You can use -chan for both boys and girls, whether you're a boy or a girl. Now be nice to him, Stalker-chan is keeping an eye on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:35:29 No.12907164 >>12907126 >get captured by a Barometz >ooh baby, I'm gonna- >wait, what the FUCK? >Lemon-Lime!? FUCK NO, I VANTED ORANGE! >now forced to live for the rest of your life with your least favourite flavour.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:36:14 No.12907166 >>12907131 The very fact that Grapesnake wants to become a President as opposed to being the sovereign ruler of the land shows her lack of ambition, AND her lack of ability to rule a land she doesn't know shit about. Cao Cao or go home.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:36:20 No.12907167 >>12907140 >>12907143 I think the real question is how far can they bounce? Is it just little hops or can they bounce huge distances at a time? I sorta want to see a fruit sheep flying through the air.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:36:22 No.12907168 >>12907162 President Grapesnake is a kind woman, and her sexual practices are none of your business.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:36:34 No.12907171 >>12907157 Just another day in MC land.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:36:36 No.12907173 >>12907160 >Not liking sticky, sweet, lewd sex with your waifu inside the confines of her flower. Well, I can't do anything to fix shittaste. >>12907164 I'm not even sure you can call Lemon-Lime a flavor...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:37:23 No.12907176 >>12907164 >cloudberry barometz Literally heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:37:23 No.12907177 >>12907166 >Cao Cao Is it the 5th of May already?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:37:24 No.12907178 >>12907163 You can use it for both but a guy calling another guy chan is wrong in a...bro sense. Since Stalker-anon is now confirmed Alp >>12907137 Stalker-chan seems fine to use though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:37:56 No.12907181 >>12907173 It was a Deus Ex reference.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:38:16 No.12907182 >>12907173 There's nothing wrong with stickiness elsewhere, but if any of that sticky nectar gets on your dick or in her pussy you're going to have a really shitty time

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:38:23 No.12907183 >>12907178 >Stalker-anon is now confirmed Alp No you fucking retard. Learn to read.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:38:31 No.12907184 >>12907164 >Not wanting Lemon-Lime You must be the type of nigga what don't like Sprite. Shit taste confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:38:51 No.12907185 File: 628 KB, 1000x2000, Glacies scarf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Glacies is cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:39:25 No.12907187 >>12907181 Does the vending machine hate you too?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:40:04 No.12907188 >>12907185 Glacies footjob

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:41:11 No.12907191 >>12907188 This needs to be drawn, now. I'm 100% certain the japs haven't done this yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:41:13 No.12907192 >>12907187 The maintenance men are conspiring against me, I know it!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:41:16 No.12907193 >>12906861 Reading that hurt my head.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:42:21 No.12907199 >>12907191 http://i.imgur.com/Vz20GLx.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:43:23 No.12907201 >>12907182 Mamono Mana(TM)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:43:23 No.12907202 >>12907199 Glacies foot urethral sounding

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:44:17 No.12907205 >>12907199 >icepick footjob t-thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:45:09 No.12907207 >>12907199 >See this >"...I wonder what rubbing an icicle up and down my dick would feel like." >"No." >"But it'd be so easy. I just go outside, reach up an-" >"No."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:45:33 No.12907208 File: 16 KB, 261x240, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906980 So basically Kira Daidohji if she were a Weresheep instead of a catgirl? Neat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:45:56 No.12907209 >>12907182 It's nectar, not glue

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:46:36 No.12907210 >>12907207 I bet you haven't even deflowered the Cirno onahole.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:47:49 No.12907212 >>12907185 Barometz juice cooled in the bosom of a Glacies. This is the best idea ever!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:47:54 No.12907213 >>12907087 Bahometz harem = a salad fruit garden My papils liked it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:49:27 No.12907214 >>12907199 I stand corrected. And hard. >>12907212 She'd be like a big ice cube/popsicle. I'd put liquid flavouring on her ice bits and lick them.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:49:44 No.12907215
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>>12907183
>Because Stalker-chan would be inappropriate from a literacy standpoint. Also because I'm pretty sure Stalker-anon isn't an Alp.

-------

>I am, but nobody calls me -chan. It has nothing to do with gender anyway.

If I say I don't think he's an Alp, and then he responds with "I am" then that would mean he's saying that he is an Alp.

I'll make it even simpler by cutting the unimportant portions.

>Pretty sure stalker-anon isn't an Alp
----
>I am

It's probably just an English error on his part. Not going to stop me from calling her Stalker-Alp though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:50:02 No.12907217 >>12907207 It will make you gasp, and that's all I have to stay about that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:50:40 No.12907218 >>12907199 >underboob cleavage Why isnt he sticking his dick in that instead of getting jerked off by icicles

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:51:38 No.12907219 >>12907217 A good gasp or a bad gasp?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:52:23 No.12907221 >>12907217 ...I can't even tell if that's a good or bad statement.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:53:02 No.12907223 File: 173 KB, 1000x1000, SleepyCat_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's version 2 of a thing I did. >Art by Loen.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:53:03 No.12907224

>>12907215
For fuck's sake man, how can I get though to you? I meant that being an Alp has no bearing on whether or not you can be called -chan. Are you just trying to fuck with me, or do you actually have trouble understanding this?
>>12907219
Just the reflex kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:54:00 No.12907226 >>12907199 Wouldn't the coldness make your dick shrink?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:54:07 No.12907227 File: 278 KB, 850x800, 1397379788099.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey kid, wanna try some Barometz juice? Oomukade venom? I got all the hard stuff here."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:54:15 No.12907228 >>12907213 Sounds lovely. She'll go right next to my basil and spinach plants in my yard.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:54:51 No.12907230 >>12907227 Um, drugs are bad mmkay?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:55:10 No.12907231 >>12907223 Decent color-job. Could things though, some lines along her tail stripes could use some cleaning up. And the checkerpattern on her upper-arms just look spray-painted on, looks really jarring.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:56:12 No.12907233 File: 35 KB, 120x119, The answer is both.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907224 >Are you just trying to fuck with me Depends on if you're an Alp or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:57:00 No.12907234 >>12907231 Well, I'm no Hound that's for sure. >checkerpattern You don't wanna know how bad it looked before...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:57:11 No.12907235 >>12907233 Yes, but not an "Alp-chan", and also not a stalker. Why would I stalk someone when I scored this week?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:57:33 No.12907236 >>12907233 I want to fuck that smug face.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:57:41 No.12907237 >>12907227 Are they addictive outside of sex, and also specific to the individual? Imagine getting hopped up on Barometz juice and then meeting her in the street/work/class.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:57:51 No.12907238 >>12907227 Who is the biggest drug lord in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 13:58:32 No.12907239 >>12907227 Ophy deals drugs now? >>12907238 Wilhelmina White, a high school chemistry teacher and mother of two.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:00:47 No.12907242 >>12907236 I share your sentiment, good sir.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:00:49 No.12907243 >>12907237 >She's already married. >Got convinced to sell some of her juice, like how Holsties or Slimes can be convinced to sell their treats. >You're ultra-hot for her because you tasted her juice. >She's having none of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:00:50 No.12907244 File: 1.28 MB, 2048x1536, beautiful_wisteria_bonsai_tree.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907228 A colorful and beautiful garden. I bet they are get well with my Wisteria Bonsai Dryad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:00:54 No.12907245 File: 2.29 MB, 2480x3508, 1391413904447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Donitor did his first story/science report! (It involves Manticore's) Enjoy! http://pastebin.com/p2ymXN8D

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:01:57 No.12907247 >>12907244 >Bonsai Dryad Too cute. >>12907245 Will that image cause another shitstorm?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:02:31 No.12907248 >>12907236 Who doesn't want?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:03:01 No.12907250 >>12907236 >You will never fuck a Cheshire while she holds her paws to her mouth >Trying to hold back her giggle fit while you fuck her raw >Even she doesn't know what's so funny, only that she needs to hold back her need to laugh

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:03:25 No.12907251
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>>12907235
Bored now, bye bye.

>>12907236
>>12907242
>>12907248
I like how nearly every board has an affinity with wanting to fuck smug women.

Or just like the smug expression in general, it's actually pretty neat.

Now we just need a smug keyhole sweater wearing MG and the circle will be complete.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:04:01 No.12907252 >>12907244 >Yamato Nadeshiko Dryad Huh. Never thought of that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:05:00 No.12907253 >>12907251 >Bored now I knew it! You were a Monster all along, and my expertly crafted lie about already being taken repelled you! Who's stalking now?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:05:29 No.12907256 >>12907239 They could make a series about it. I'm sure nobody think it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:06:46 No.12907257 >>12907234 Do it like this http://imgur.com/YqyHx7q

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:08:46 No.12907261 >>12907252 I think she will be better as an Alraune http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dianthus_superbus#mediaviewer/File:Dianthus_superbus_140805a.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:09:17 No.12907263 >>12907239 >Ophy deals drugs now? Well her dad was killed by some old friends who also died, and her best friend that she wanted to fuck is fucking her mom, are you surprised she turned to drug dealing?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:10:18 No.12907265 >>12907261 Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:10:25 No.12907266 >>12907251 >mfw there's a smug tag on the 'boorus now I guess the smug menace is universal.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:10:46 No.12907267 >>12907263 I guess not. She needs healing, bad.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:11:38 No.12907271

>>12907245
>TG/TG
I liked it.

A few spelling errors though, bit distracting at various points.
Also, this
>Subject has however been able to eat meals normally, laced with the proper nutrients of course.
Love the implication there. Also the whole thing of the newly-made Manticore fingering her tail and rubbing her crotch. That was lovely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:12:52 No.12907273 >>12907267 That or a time traveler.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:13:59 No.12907277 >>12907257 Hm.. Tell you what, I'll try to save what I have, and if it doesn't work, I'll try your idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:15:06 No.12907279 >>12907277 You could try some warping feature, I think I've seen one sometime. Like you can take a flat texture and fit it to a vectored grid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:15:25 No.12907280 File: 230 KB, 969x959, 1420355067768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907253 No, you're just lost in translation. >>12907266 Smug a best anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:18:00 No.12907284 File: 23 KB, 250x250, 1386732877959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907245 I liked it, good job

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:19:53 No.12907288 >>12907280 Smug girls are the best. I wannna see a smug dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:20:40 No.12907289 >>12907245 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:20:40 No.12907290 >>12907279 Either that, or I'll draw it real quick, and push it through the perspective tool.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:23:54 No.12907295 >>12907094 Barometz run the best fruit juice stands in MGC, their costumers keep coming back for more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:26:36 No.12907301 >>12907295 >barometz hooker with junkies licking her all over

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:26:40 No.12907302 >>12907295 >Has her friends help so she can get more flavors.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:28:35 No.12907307 >>12907301 >What'd you call a Rotten Fruit in MGC? >A Bartomez being gangbanged in a dumpster.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:29:00 No.12907310 >>12907295 >Barometz Fruit Juice >It's more than just "Meh." Sounds like a successful slogan if I ever heard one.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:30:24 No.12907315

>>12907273
>Goes back in time
>Take Ophy's Dad the long way around in the car ride that would've killed him.
>The next day, you show up at Jimmy's Kindergarten class, put your hands on bith of his shoulders before telling him:
>"Ophelia's Mom likes assplay."
"..."
>"Yeah, I know, right? It's gross."
>Before leaving to return to your own time
>Little did he know that that was a big lie
>And theOphelia's mom was in fact the hottest milf you could've had the honor of tapping
>But he didn't know that
>He didn't need to know
Fuck you for making me write that out, but I found it amusing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:30:46 No.12907320 >>12907307 >Barometz hobo behind the school >Hey kid, wanna taste me? >You just gotta let me taste you too~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:30:57 No.12907323 >>12907295 I want one that taste like granny smith apples.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:31:36 No.12907324 >>12907307 >bunch of people bouncing in her jelly >one fuck her pussypussy >other asspussy >others fuck each other and become alps

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:35:13 No.12907337 >>12907323 Then you're going to want the Apple flavored GMILF Barometz down the street.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:36:39 No.12907339 >>12907310 >"It's more than just Meh." I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:36:55 No.12907341 File: 1.12 MB, 2000x2500, dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906031

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:37:43 No.12907343 >>12907245 It says log 2. Is there a first part to this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:37:55 No.12907344 >>12907341 heart.....failing.....must find.....lich...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:38:03 No.12907346 >>12907341 >Keyhole sweater with the box in her cleavage BASED LESS. Color plz?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:38:25 No.12907347 >>12907339 Well, elevens say that's the sound that sheep make when they bleat. They go "Meeeh~.” I'll just excuse myself, then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:38:41 No.12907348 >>12907346 color soon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:39:42 No.12907351 >>12907347 NERD!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:39:59 No.12907353 >>12907341 Yes, more Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:40:18 No.12907354 >>12907341 >HowLessGotHisGrooveBack.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:40:56 No.12907355 >>12907348 BASED. Based. BASE-D.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:41:18 No.12907356 >>12907351 Sounds like the reaction I was expecting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:41:59 No.12907360 >>12907356 Glad I didn't disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:42:42 No.12907361 >>12907223 >>12907231 Right, a few adjustments... http://i.imgur.com/6IFwDBZ.jpg

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:42:52 No.12907362
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>>12907343
Eh, no. that was a mistake on my part. Though I suppose I could come up with another story.

I was considering doing journal entries of a paladin captain dealing with kidnappings and sudden appearances of strange high powered monsters, but I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:44:08 No.12907365 >>12907362 It's good as it is. It's always fun to read experiment logs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:45:43 No.12907366 >>12907341 >>12906783 Now do that one, its pretty much the same thing but with a Holstaurus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:46:05 No.12907368 File: 362 KB, 450x600, Cheshire_03.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907250 You laugh now, but wait 'til you see my dick. I'mma beat the pussy up.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:47:01 No.12907370

>>12907362
Honestly, I'd love to see the story done from the perspective of the person getting the tg/tf treatment, first person. That's really hot.

Only question is did the test subject forget her former life or no? It always seemed pointless to me when they do, but I can't tell if that happens in this story or no, it seems she does but is dazed from it and has trouble remembering bits and pieces, am I right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:47:58 No.12907373 >>12907368 That joke is 2original4me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:48:41 No.12907375 >>12907373 It wasn't meant to be original. It was meant to be stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:48:56 No.12907376 >>12907347 >>12907351 >>12907356 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU >>12907360 You needed to go harder. Perhaps faster too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:49:34 No.12907378 >>12905940 Didn't you hate these threads?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:50:06 No.12907380 >>12907375 I see. You have to forgive me, it's hard to tell in here...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:50:15 No.12907381 >>12907370 The subject remembers, but its very hazy. I was considering her 'playmate' being a former friend who jogs her memory. Dunno if I'll get around to writing smut for it though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:50:20 No.12907382 >>12907368 God I want a smug Cheshire and Manticore threesome. I'd fuck them trough the bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:52:17 No.12907389 >>12907378 No, he just couldn't post because m00t is making the whole of Flipside pay for a pass in order to post again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:53:04 No.12907393 >>12907389 less is using a proxy right? He didn't actually buy a jewpass did he?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:53:13 No.12907394 >>12907381 >>12907370 Also should note I'm considering a first person perspective as well, but I promise nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:54:44 No.12907399 >>12907393 Dunno. It was a surprise to me too. I certainly didn't expect to wake up today to find he was taking requests.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:55:26 No.12907400 >>12907341 Wonderful. Though she seems uncertain about her chosen method of proposal.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 14:58:28 No.12907410 >>12907341 I want to try and colour that, but she deserves someone who isn't babby tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:00:13 No.12907413 I want my amazon wife to hold me tight while we fall asleep together.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:01:30 No.12907417 >>12907413 Muscle girls a shit. But you can like what you want anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:02:26 No.12907420 >>12907413 Cute. Two little spoons in the spoon drawer. The first spoon says, "This is uncomfortable." The second spoon says with a snore, "Hubby~..."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:03:32 No.12907421 >>12907413 Replace that with a Wurm and I would be in heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:03:38 No.12907422 >>12907389 THE NOSE KNOWS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:05:42 No.12907423 >>12907389 Why Flips and not jews or europoors?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:05:55 No.12907424 >>12906980 MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN! the monster. This one has the potential for many side splitting scenarios, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:06:25 No.12907426 >>12907421 >"S is for Spooning!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:08:13 No.12907429 File: 368 KB, 673x680, 1023467446451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907424 >MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN! the monster Anon, you already have me in stitches.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:09:26 No.12907433 So are witches in general accepted as monster girls? Or is it only the MGE ones?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:10:50 No.12907436 >>12907429 Any witch is better than the MGE witches.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:10:53 No.12907437 >>12907023 Allright, I'll resume in a bit, playing catch up with the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:11:15 No.12907439 >>12906242 >deredere kraken with full-body tentacle hug It's all I ever wanted. I love this artist and I hope he keeps doing these.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:12:10 No.12907440 >>12906152 Danuki's are olev.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:13:20 No.12907444 [SPOILER]

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>>12907146
Just to be clear guys, I am not aware of any official statement that KC's alraunes are able to get out of their flowers, just that they can pull up their roots and move the flower around that way. Most likely their feet merge with the base of the flower.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:13:29 No.12907446 >>12907433 No Strike Witches are not monster girls. Though they are still very impregnatable.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:14:11 No.12907450

>>12907433
One could argue that MGE witches count as monster girls since they are genetically not human and have monster girl like behaviour.
So I'd say it depends, for example a girl that behaves like a normal human girl doesn't count as a Monster girl just because she has a hat and some kind of magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:15:59 No.12907455 File: 271 KB, 800x1000, trishacute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906021

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:17:49 No.12907461 >>12907444 If only that didn't have the alraune sticking a vine up the guy's butt Was such a boner killer

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:19:36 No.12907464 >>12907199 OUT OF MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE SHE WANTS TO STAB MY DICK!?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:21:35 No.12907465 >>12907444 >>12907461 I just can't like alraune, either they do crap like that, or in like 85% of doujins with them they literally eat people. I just can't ever like them again.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:21:39 No.12907466 >>12907464 It's super fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:22:18 No.12907469 >>12907455 trish is a cute

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:22:41 No.12907472 >tfw no cute dwarf girl to shove in between two beds and laugh as she can't get out

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:23:11 No.12907473 >>12906980 Imagine a busty Barometz, and how their breasts, and potentially their ass and thighs might jiggle as they bounce along.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:23:43 No.12907475 >>12907245 >making men into monstergirls How long before the demon lord puts a boot up your ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:24:02 No.12907476 >>12907473 Welp there goes my dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:25:19 No.12907479 >>12907455 Trish is the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:25:51 No.12907483 >>12907245 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:26:10 No.12907486 >>12907455 Adorable. TO THE MAX!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:26:43 No.12907488 File: 999 KB, 270x252, TheTrueVillain.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907440 >I DON'T THINK SO AUSTIN!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:28:48 No.12907492 >>12907488 The WWE is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:29:17 No.12907494 >>12907488 If a Danuki walked up to me with the Gorilla walk I wouldn't be able to handle it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:29:34 No.12907495 >>12907492 I appreciate it for it's dumbness.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:30:07 No.12907497 >>12907466 You ever been cut by a sharp flake of ice? I don't think so, no sir. Get your alpmaker away from my dick ma'am.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:32:06 No.12907500 >>12907494 I don't think I could deal with anyone walking like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:32:12 No.12907501 >>12907245 Being the monstergirl bad anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:34:28 No.12907503 >>12907492 Wrestling is great for the pure silliness. Did anyone ever do a story about a monster girl wrestling organization?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:35:20 No.12907505 >>12907245 What the fuck is a human male involved? It'd make more sense if an actual female was used. TG/TF is such an autistic fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:36:21 No.12907510 >>12907505 Why the fuck*

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:36:44 No.12907511 >>12907245 >Turning males into monstergirls Dude no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:38:30 No.12907517 >>12907505 >>12907511 Settle down, spergs. If you don't like it just move on.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:39:38 No.12907520 >>12907424 >MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN! I bet the Barometz either smirk or laugh when they hear that from the man they captured.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:40:00 No.12907523 >>12907517 Fuck off with your shit fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:40:30 No.12907525 >>12907517 Or, bear with us here, take this shit to /d/ where it belongs >inb4 monstergirs are /d/ Yeah Yeah so you keep saying.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:40:55 No.12907526 >>12907517 Sure man. Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:42:50 No.12907529 >>12907523 >>12907525 >>12907526 Spergs, please. I know it's hard for you to contain yourselves, but please try.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:44:01 No.12907532 >>12907529 Okay I'm gonna say this again because apparently you didn't hear me. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:45:15 No.12907536 >>12907532 They make drugs and have therapy that help you deal with your problems. You should consult a doctor. You don't have to live with such crippling autism all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:46:05 No.12907537 >>12907503 Nope, I made a logo for it once, but that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:46:31 No.12907538 >>12907529 >>12907536 Get the fuck out with your shit fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:48:02 No.12907541 Both of you shut up

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:48:27 No.12907542 [DELETED]

>>12907529
Please excuse the other fellow, but you see, being the monstergirl is furry tier, and we frown on that here. You can fuck them all you like, you can stay with one or make a harem, you can love them or bully, but you can't be them. Hope this was informative and that we will not have this problem in the future. Let's try to have a nice thread, eh friend?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:48:36 No.12907543 >>12907536 Please die in a fire.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:49:11 No.12907544 Why do I get the feeling that the whole bitch fight about that story is just one guy samefagging? It just is too stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:50:24 No.12907546 >>12907544 This is what happens when an autistic force hits an autistic object.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:51:54 No.12907549 >>12907245 Almost as heretical as that cheshire story. Time to purge a Lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:52:58 No.12907551 >>12906696 Hols and Sheep smell like barns too and people have no issue fucking them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:53:10 No.12907552 >>12907455 Heart status: muh.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:53:21 No.12907553 Man these threads have been nothing but shit lately.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:54:09 No.12907554 >>12907551 >Weresheep Magic Wool bitch >Holst ABSOLUTE HERESY!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:54:17 No.12907555 >>12907549 D-deus vult?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:55:22 No.12907559 >>12907544 probably though to be fair the writer should of put a warning to protect to the poor frail anons who cant handle reading things they don't like

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:55:42 No.12907561 >>12907555 DEUS DOTH INDEED VULT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:56:51 No.12907563 >>12907559 Or maybe go rot in garbage can along with inarikitsune. Seriously, who defends this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:57:36 No.12907565 >>12907559 TG/TF was heavily, and justifiably lauded back in the /a/ threads. Naturally it's loathed here too.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:57:50 No.12907566 [DELETED]

>>12907544
>>12907553
I'd like to get our janitor a bottle of painkillers, lord knows they need it for all the headaches they've probably had recently

I got an itch to do a greentext along the lines of >>12906929 and >>12906951
Any MGs you'd want to see in it? I don't want to do too many thread-common ones

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:57:56 No.12907567 [DELETED]

>>12907563
Are you really that autistic that you cannot comprehend people have different tastes and opinions?

I have a dislike for TF and the like but I don't really give a shit if it's posted. More content for the folks that do and it doesn't bother me int he slightest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:58:41 No.12907572 >>12907341 Oh my, beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 15:59:55 No.12907574 >>12907553 We get this comment every thread, regardless of what is actually posted. Please stop.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:00:26 No.12907575
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>>12906696
You realize that they can bathe right?

It would be like dealing with a dressage horse all the time except they are sentient enough to both clean themselves and remain clean throughout the day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:00:27 No.12907577 >>12907567 >autistic You keep using that word.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:00:32 No.12907578 >>12907563 Ever since that one NTR story by that anon that goes by Jaws or whatever these threads have gotten shittier than usual.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:02:21 No.12907587 >>12907566 Kejourou. Hippie Kejourou with messy hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:02:56 No.12907588 >>12907554 >Magic Wool Which you need to shear unless you want her to die of heat exhaustion during the summer >Hersey it's true fact nigga, you think them fat ol cows don't sweat?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:03:17 No.12907590 [DELETED]

>>12907567
>different tastes different tastes

So. fucking. what. We have akaname in MGE, doesn't mean we are gonna welcome Scat talk does it? Acting all dismissive and permissive is not the way to go on this, unless you want to see us chucked to /d/ where every girl will have a dick. Some things you just don't bring up. If you are so inclusive, then will you let me have my rape fetish with MGs? Of course not, because MGE is all femdom all the time, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:04:38 No.12907595 >>12907588 No cow I've ever smelt has stunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:05:40 No.12907597 >>12907590 Talk about whatever you want. Just stop having fits when people discuss or bring up something you don't like. Along that line, don't shit on people for their likes. Is it really that hard to act like a decent person?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:06:16 No.12907600 >>12907565 >lauded Did you mean loathed?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:06:25 No.12907601 >>12907565 understandable i dont really like TF unless its for grimdark reasons myself

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:07:03 No.12907604 File: 1.43 MB, 1600x629, ahri a shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [urge to pet intensifies] For a shit game league sure has some cute monster girl material.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:07:46 No.12907605 >>12907597 Fuck off. Go somewhere else to talk about monster girls, whatever garbage you want can fuck off with you too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:08:13 No.12907606 >>12907587 Noted. Any other suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:08:29 No.12907609 >>12907600 Oh shit, I guess that's what happens when take an ambien and can't sleep for the rest of the night.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:08:53 No.12907610 [DELETED]

>>12907597
>Ist really that hard to act like a decent person?

You're on 4chan.

>Talk about whatever you want.

Except you don't speak for everyone, just because you are okay or indifferent to it does it mean I'll have peace if I try. You help nothing with your hippie attitude, the threads are what they are, learn to live in them or rock the boat and watch the shit roll.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:08:56 No.12907611 >>12907604 Doesn't her splash have blue eyes?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:09:10 No.12907612 >>12907604 Jesus Christ, when did they change how Tristana looked?

>>	InariKitsune Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:09:12 No.12907613 >>12907563 Thats not very nice. Besiiiides i do the stories to entertain those that like the fetish, i mean the whole premise of KC's MGE is based on TF.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:09:31 No.12907616 >>12907604 Is that official? They really cranked up the moe with the yordles since i stopped playing if it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:09:34 No.12907617 >>12907604 I don't like her face.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:09:56 No.12907618 >>12907587 I've seen a lot of Kejourou requests recently. Is it just one guy, or has hairlady gained a bigger following here?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:10:18 No.12907619 >>12907610 So you're saying that because your feelings or whatever are hurt by a certain fetish, it's okay for you to act like a cunt? You'd fit right in with all the SJW tumblerites.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:11:24 No.12907621 >>12907618 >I've seen a lot of Kejourou requests recently You shouldn't say "a lot" when it's probably just me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:11:32 No.12907622 File: 8 KB, 227x249, 1420344935305.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907613 >i mean the whole premise of KC's MGE is based on TF Yeah, female human to female monstergirl, with Alps as the ONLY exception.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:11:33 No.12907623 >>12907612 Just now on the test server >>12907616 They're making the female ones into tiny animal girls rather than fat blue blobs, I'm all for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:12:00 No.12907624 >>12907613 On females, not males, not every girl forcibly transforms females either. >inb4 mamono mana Which has to be in serious concentration for it to take effect without direct contact. And futa a shit.

>>	InariKitsune Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:12:30 No.12907626 >>12907622 Ok so does that not make TF/TG canon? If so why complain abotu someoen talkign about canon then?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:12:41 No.12907627 File: 273 KB, 518x700, Paladin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907245 When do the paladins arrive? The peasants have boarded up the exists, and are mobbing outside with pitchforks and torches.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:13:10 No.12907628 >>12907623 I haven't played League in eons. They did a crap ton of updates, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:14:32 No.12907632 >>12907613 >>12907626 Fuck off faggot.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:14:37 No.12907634 [DELETED]

>>12907619
I've read transformation stories before, it doesn't hurt my feelings, but if you're gonna do them, do them right. Males are not made into MGs, only alps are the exception and that comes from the male's own desire anyway. And this is meaningless because the fact remain, SOME THINGS YOU DON'T BRING UP HERE.

HeroAnon !83KkiJIfeo Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:14:44 No.12907635 [DELETED]

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Hey guys, HeroAnon again. I noticed that the cancer of TG/TF/Futa/Collars/etc. shit all stems from one particular type of shitposter: The Femdomfag. Or as I prefer to call them, the Fagdom. To help everyone, I did an analysis on the Fagdom so we can see what makes them up, becausing knowing cancer is the first step to removing cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:14:59 No.12907636 File: 341 KB, 1372x1080, newskins-january-2015_0000s_0003_desert-queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907604 Soon. Heroes of the Storm but still. Muh EU maintenance being a day later.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:15:38 No.12907637 >>12907634 Why are you trying to enforce your own opinions on others?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:16:27 No.12907640 >>12907626 Alps are a very special case, with a lot of extra conditions. Random male to female transformations are not canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:17:33 No.12907642 >>12907637 Do what you want, call samefag all you like, I am not alone and people will shit on you when you break etiquette. And I know you by now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:17:37 No.12907643 >>12907635 >Collars >Cancer >Making a "lelsofahnny" strawman comic to "prove" your point. >Tripfagging for no reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:17:52 No.12907644 >>12907636 I'm surprised they haven't made a scorpion chick. For crying out loud you have Skarner and Elise, what's the hold up? But this isn't MG related so let's cut it here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:18:24 No.12907649 >>12907635 >tripfagging You're worse than they are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:18:32 No.12907651 >>12907635 >/pol? >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:18:33 No.12907652 >>12907643 >actually responding You're only making this worse

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:18:34 No.12907653 >>12907626 See >>12907624 >>12907635 You

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:18:35 No.12907654 >>12907642 Anon, answer the question. What bothers you to the point where you feel the need to dictate how others should act?

>>	InariKitsune Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:19:03 No.12907656 >>12907640 Mamano mana and all that, besides, according to KC "Technically anything is possible with the sabbath" which includes futa. fun fact.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:19:14 No.12907658 >>12907636 >scorpion pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:19:29 No.12907660 >>12907635 >Hey guys, HeroAnon again Who the fuck cares? Stop attention whoring. >Femdom is the problem. When the Monstergirl fetish is predominantly Femdom-oriented? No, fuck off. >Lumping Collars in with other cancer. That's just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:20:01 No.12907661 >>12907656 It's not official either.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:20:44 No.12907667 >>12907635 You are doing god's work, but it should be alpfaggots oor bitchboys, not all femdom are bad. Dom here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:20:49 No.12907668 How emotinal do you think a Mantis Girl gets? In my mind I see them as calm and collected. Do you think they ever just break into a giggle fit when you tickle them?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:22:00 No.12907671 >>12907668 Hunting mode? Stone cold. Hubby fun time mode? Giddier than a school girl.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:22:56 No.12907675 [DELETED]

>>12907656
>s futanari monster girl in fan fiction okay? Will there ever be Futanari monster girl?

>nswer: OK! There may be such Mgs in the world of MGE, and the magics or portions by sabbath may enable them. But sorry, I won't let them show up officially

No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:23:23 No.12907680 >>12907635 As much as I don't like the femdom guys, that's a load of bullshit and you know it. And to add to that, you're making us all look bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:23:34 No.12907681 This is why we can't have nice things.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:24:51 No.12907687 >>12907680 Dude I think he's just fucking around. You guys just probably bit a huge bite of fresh bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:25:15 No.12907688 >>12907635 So if you say that all the femdomfags are like that, can I say that all the maledomfags are as retarded as you?

>>	InariKitsune Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:25:57 No.12907691 >>12907675 Ahhhhh symantics, its all the same anyway dude. Dont get so ass blasted by someone writing somthing for other people. Im going to keep writing TF/TG, so its up to you if you want to keep getting buttmad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:26:48 No.12907694 >>12907691 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:27:02 No.12907695 >>12907687 I suppose that's possible, but you never know...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:27:26 No.12907696 >>12907687 Of course he fucking around, and I'm pretty sure that at least a few of the responds he got were to make sure that the post got the attention it needed for the rest of the idiots to bite.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:27:52 No.12907699 >>12907691 Go back to the IRC shithole you blithering autist.

>>	InariKitsune Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:28:20 No.12907702 >>12907694 Im cool bro~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:28:33 No.12907703 I blame Jaws for this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:28:40 No.12907704 >>12907691 Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:29:39 No.12907707 >>12907691 Get fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:29:45 No.12907709 >>12907472 I want Pat's sister to leave.

PantyQuest Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:30:11 No.12907711
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Time for another page in the guide.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/DbVwg6Ya

PAGE 5

AMAZONESS

Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Extra Tools: -A fast-talking con-artist

The Amazoness dorm is quite large and holds more than one tribe within it's walls. These tribes compete with one another during campus activities on occasion to keep themselves strong.
As you might imagine, Amazoness are faster, stronger and larger than the average man. Combined with all sorts of martial experience, it's very difficulty to go toe-to-toe with them.
Even as a group, one Amazoness will be a challenge to subdue, so obviously they are to be avoided at all costs. The best thing is to run away.
The Amazoness are alert and light sleepers, making a raid very difficult and the threat very high.
A lot of Amazoness dorm raids in the past have not gone well, the Amazoness are just too cunning. Not to mention the 'victory snu-snu' they perform with any caught raiders, many tragically spending weeks in the infirmary afterwards.
In rare cases, some raids have gone without a hitch. In these cases a convincing person in your raiding party might be able to find a way to play the different tribes against one another.
One such case far back in '84. One such member casually mentioned that 'the Iron Thighs tribe can only defeat men now, after their loss to the Red Chest tribe in a recent football match'.
This progressed until an all out tribal brawl broke out in the campus, and in the confusion the raiders were able to make off with a good haul.
If successful you'll come away with the Amazoness's generously sized loincloths, often adorned in tribal markings or accented with beads.
In conclusion, unless you have an opportunity to cause friction between the tribes, an Amazoness dorm raid will be very difficulty and would only be recommended to the experts or the very brave.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:30:43 No.12907713 >>12907709 >not wanting to talk about monster girls with the most based girlfriend on earth

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:32:06 No.12907720 >>12907713 >"You said we were gonna go to space."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:32:43 No.12907722 >>12907713 Pat'll probably just cry because he's too short to ride his barn-smell centaur waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:32:44 No.12907723 >>12907711 >weeks in the infirmary What the hell did they do to them?

HeroAnon !83KkiJIfeo Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:33:17 No.12907724 [DELETED]

>>12907643
>>12907649
>>12907651
>>12907660
Fagdoms, let me say right now that I will ignore any criticism you say, and your opinions instantly go in the trash. When you guys are delusional enough to believe something that was a man and has a dick is a girl, or that collars can mean love and not ownership, your opinion loses any right to matter.

>>12907667
I appreciate you having sympathy and patience for them, and I commend a fellow Dom for it. Good luck dealing with them, lord knows they can be obnoxious.

>>12907680
How is it bullshit? If you've been in the threads at all these past few days, you'll know everything in there is true. The collars. The genderbending. The autism. The being a pussy and not willing to carry any of a relationship. It's all true.

>>12907687
>>12907696
>>12907695
This is another example of Fagdom logic. Any opinions they don't like are bait, and thus aren't real. Closing your ears doesn't change the truth, and the truth will be heard.

I knew I'd get heat for doing this, but I don't mind. I will be a martyr if it means saving these threads.

>>12907688
No, because Doms, the kind of person nature intended men to be (Scientifically proven BTW), aren't anything like you guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:33:51 No.12907725 >>12907723 Some things are better left unknown, Anon

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:34:21 No.12907729

What I find intriguing is that there was absolutely no drama at all regarding the story until one person decided to get his panties in a bunch.

I'm fairly certain it's just one person trying to start shit in some kind of 'crusade' against things he doesn't like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:34:42 No.12907733 >>12907723 intense handholding

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:34:55 No.12907734 >>12907724 Dude stop. The satire is too strong.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:35:38 No.12907739 >>12907723 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snu+snu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:35:43 No.12907740 >>12907733 Those poor men... they only wanted some panties.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:36:22 No.12907743 >>12907724 At this point I swear you're just someone with the opposite view trying to get people to unite against your terrible posts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:36:33 No.12907746 >>12907724 >All Anons into femdom are the same and like Futa. I know this is bait, but this is what anti-femdomfags actually believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:36:38 No.12907748 >>12907729 Look the time of the responses, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:37:01 No.12907750 >>12907711 >Not training your stealth with the Kunoichi campuss merc. >Not finally surpassing the master the day you manage to raid her panties Also, how do I filter tripfags? This is bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:38:14 No.12907754 >>12907750 >Rule of Twoing your Kunoichi master Man, I wish college was this fun

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:38:59 No.12907759 >>12907746 >Doing exactly what he wants you to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:40:02 No.12907765 >>12907746 >Falling for the bait Just because you say you know it's bait, doesn't mean you didn't fall for it. Just like satirical shitposting is still shitposting.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:41:37 No.12907770

Anon and Kasara obake out for a stroll in the middle of a shitstorm when? Anon should look happy, Kasara, sad or uncomfortable, the eye on the umbrella should be crying.

It should be captioned, "what a nice day for a shitstorm. I nominate crayon anon for this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:41:56 No.12907773 >>12907740 they sort of knew what they were getting into maybe next time they'll be more sneaky

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:43:37 No.12907779 File: 788 KB, 214x200, 2spooky.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/43HAgJZr >Haunted House How about a spooky one-shot?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:43:42 No.12907781 >>12907739 Dude I know what snu snu is, I just don't think it merits weeks in infirmary. The cunts. Yes, I also saw the futurama episode. MGE amazons aren't that big.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:46:15 No.12907788 File: 197 KB, 440x963, 1404094177462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907779 BRING ME DAT GHOST BUTT.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:46:38 No.12907789 File: 332 KB, 692x1000, 1418279818564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, Anons, the time has come for a great debate! What MG would have the best tits? Hard mode: Not a holst!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:47:42 No.12907793 >>12907788 I kind of hate that they sexualized the qt innocent ghost. especially considering how "Caspar the Friendly Ghost" Sad the implications were

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:47:57 No.12907794 >>12907773 Way to blame the victims faggot. You know monsters hardly ever wear pant- this was their plan all along. To lure them in, those whores!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:48:00 No.12907795 >>12907789 Every Monster Girl has great breasts, and it all comes down to the breasts you love! Except 6th Grader Lilim, she'll always have uncomfy breasts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:48:12 No.12907796 File: 215 KB, 850x1062, tasty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907789 Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:49:15 No.12907799 >>12907658 Better than Spider Pussy Those are for Betas and Pie Stealers

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:49:33 No.12907802 File: 662 KB, 689x1000, 1418314537478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907789 Chocopophis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:49:41 No.12907803 File: 268 KB, 672x1200, 1416058193165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907789 Ren.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:50:24 No.12907810 File: 744 KB, 805x1050, 1045793247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907789 A Dragon should always present an ample bust.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:50:54 No.12907813 >>12907795 Kyon, you've been an incubus for years, how are you still such a faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:51:56 No.12907817 File: 287 KB, 1113x2000, 1404177964449.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907810 And a powerful bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:51:59 No.12907818 >>12907789 The monster girl you love the most obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:53:07 No.12907820 >>12907817 Vampire? >>12907818 Kyon I swear I will clobber you, your girlfriend doesn't scare me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:53:40 No.12907823 >>12907794 why hunt for them when you can have them delivered right to your bedroom i bet some of those panty thieves arent in it for the panties

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:54:15 No.12907825 >>12907779 That was cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:54:19 No.12907826 >>12907799 The Dub Dubs don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:54:33 No.12907827 File: 458 KB, 304x276, 1420902223464.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907779 Wow, felid monstergirls make nice ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:55:10 No.12907829 >>12907820 That's the dragoon from Chaika.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:55:26 No.12907833 >>12907820 >Vampire? Shapeshifting non-MGE Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:55:57 No.12907834 File: 676 KB, 800x1162, 1396401283301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12907789 Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:57:24 No.12907840 File: 525 KB, 750x1000, 42193003_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:58:28 No.12907845 >>12907834 Torpedo Tits Ahoy!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:58:42 No.12907846 >>12907627 Paladin gets captured and turned into a slime for my next log.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:58:43 No.12907847 >>12907823 You are right. They join so to display their ability, cunning and might to the world. To show the world corrupted by monstergirls that humanity is still alive and kicking! Save humanity, join the Panty Raid Club today!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:58:46 No.12907848 >>12907840 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:59:19 No.12907849 >>12907840 What the hell is that thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 16:59:28 No.12907850 >>12907840 Vorefag pls go.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:00:04 No.12907852 >>12907840 Nah.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:00:04 No.12907853
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For no adequately explained reason you are now mysteriously living in MGC.

They MGs are very open about having casual sex.

There is every type of MG in this particular MGC.

What species of MGs would you like to have casual/exploratory/experimental/fun (no strings attached) sex with?

Then what species of MGs would you try to find for your wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:00:26 No.12907855 >>12907849 A big vore plant.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:00:43 No.12907857
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Question: Presume Monster Girls are highly sexual creatures that teach sex ed by 2nd grade, and usually become sexually active by 5th, presuming KC Lore is true about them reaching sexually maturity quickly.

Would you be comfortable with a daughteru who grew up this quickly? Or would you send her off to a Paladin school where she'd stay innocent until graduation?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:01:10 No.12907859 >>12907853 Slime for weird casual sex. Wurm for waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:01:19 No.12907860 >>12907853 Casual Sex with anything that isn't a Matango. Until I find my Anubis waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:02:56 No.12907867 >>12907853 I'll have sex with almost every girl that asked. I'll stop being a slut when I find my Crow Tengu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:03:09 No.12907868 >>12907857 If I sent her to paladin school she'd try to kill her motheru while spouting activist bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:03:10 No.12907869 >>12907853 kitsune for both god i could use some mofu right about now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:03:37 No.12907872 >>12907853 >Causal Apophis Dark Slime Lizardman Minotaurus Jabberwock Gobgoblin Familiar Ogre March Hare >Marriage Dark Valkyrie Dark Priest Kikimora Oomukade Thunderbird Yes, all five.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:03:43 No.12907873 >>12907840 You again?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:04:13 No.12907875 >>12907853 kitsune for wife, would probably give almost anything a roll for a casual bang though

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:04:47 No.12907876

>>12907857
Paladin school would be for my Human son. It'd teach him good Paladin values.

In addition to his normal studies, he'd learn light magic and some martial defense skills. Truly the best way to prepare a young man for a world full of dangerous Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:05:37 No.12907880 File: 317 KB, 600x600, 1325879911749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:06:30 No.12907883 >>12907880 >Komachi >Being anything more than a harmless barrier girl Nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:06:40 No.12907884 >>12907779 That was quite nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:06:41 No.12907885 >>12907880 Is that a plant squid? God damn Lich's I swear

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:06:43 No.12907886 >>12907880 Come on faggot, not when we already have people wasting images.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:07:42 No.12907887

>>12907779
>Rough tongue
>Invisible
You gave it away but it was still a nice twist. Damn jewnekis though. Anon needs to learn to specify.
>Ensure in paper that I will be the only soul living within the home
See, now that is a line that excludes anything and everything bad from happening, barring a Lich with her phylactery elsewhere. And who's gonna complain then? so long as she doesn't fuckin' turn me into a monstergirl

>>12907846
>Paladin gets captured
Thats what he gets for not being prepared, and being alone.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:08:05 No.12907888

>>12907857
If KC lore applies then there is literally zero chance for her to get dumped or end up in an unhappy/abusive/whatever relationship so unless it is a school in MGC, where everything is horrible just by happening/being there, it really doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:09:00 No.12907893 >>12907880 >vore OUT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:09:12 No.12907894 >>12907853 I would be open for pretty much anything. Besides a mantago.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:09:41 No.12907896

>>12907853
Casual sex doesn't appeal to me at all, there's no love behind it, just meat rubbing against other meat.

I'd prefer to never be with anyone other than my Waifu, and her to be the same for me. I think it would be incredibly romantic to know that we are each others one and only, never soiled by anyone else.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:10:09 No.12907899 >>12907853 Marry Ushi-Oni Casual sex with Manticore

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:10:12 No.12907900 >>12907885 Some useless girl from Precure. Trying not to be useless.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:10:14 No.12907901 >>12907846 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:10:45 No.12907903 >>12907853 Casual sex with all the outgoing types like Oni, Kitsune and Succubus. Settle down with a nice Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:12:03 No.12907906 File: 147 KB, 1000x1000, HowIsWurmFormed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loen killed you once with it, I'm here to finish the job.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:12:21 No.12907909 >>12907857 Her mother and I would teach her all she has to know, then we move on to hands on education. Ganon smiling in the dark.jpg

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:12:26 No.12907910
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Can we get the rage issues under control? Stop replying to bait. If you don't like something ignore it. If you feel the need to shout it down you're only causing it to happen more often.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:12:41 No.12907911 >>12907906 Dawww.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:13:08 No.12907913 >>12907906 HNNG

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:13:41 No.12907914 >>12907906 God damnit I just wanna pinch her cheeks and lick those nubby little horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:13:52 No.12907917 >>12907846 Take your cancerous shit to /d/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:13:57 No.12907918 >>12907906 My heart

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:14:08 No.12907919 >>12907906 roll over! Go on roll over! ROLL OVER YOUR WURM PIECE OF SHIT! STUPID FAGGOT WURM, ROLL OVER!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:14:16 No.12907920 >>12907906 Blasted Anon, the ambulance probably know where to go by now due to how many times I call them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:14:22 No.12907921 >>12907906 >hate wurms But it's so cute >REALLY hate wurms Hate wins-FUCK! Saved

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:14:40 No.12907922 >>12907919 Babies aren't dogs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:15:16 No.12907923 >>12907455 I want to protect that smile.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:15:41 No.12907924 >>12907906 >That wurm could still beat you up if it had the motor skills to swing a fist

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:15:58 No.12907926 >>12907910 All it takes fro evil to triumph is for the good to do nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:16:03 No.12907927 >>12907910 The truly stupid thing is the mentality of these threads. >I'll fite you so that you stop fighting

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:16:59 No.12907930 >>12907924 Anon, come on, come on.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:17:02 No.12907931

>>12907896
You say that now since you can masturbate all you want. But once in MGC, they can smell semen from miles away. You'll have to be completely abstinent until marriage/rape.

Unless you're going to get into the underground semen trade for baby-crazy CC monstergirls who are still single.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:17:14 No.12907933 >>12907924 Don't worry about dropping the wurm baby. Unless you're on wooden floors. Then you'll have to buy a new floor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:17:15 No.12907934 >>12907926 >Evil They have bad taste, that doesn't make them evil.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:17:28 No.12907935 >Return home late one day. >Walk into living room, and catch kikimora waifu dusting the bookshelf. >In her arms, Kikimora daughteru being used as the duster.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:17:30 No.12907936 >>12907926 You're not fighting nazi's. You're arguing on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:18:28 No.12907939 >>12907936 Well, according to some guy on the internet, I'm worse than Hitler... So actually, he is.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:18:31 No.12907940 >>12907930 I'm not saying it would. Just that wurms are stupid strong and indestructible even as babies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:18:31 No.12907941 >>12907935 So, the daughter's a Baby Mop?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:19:23 No.12907944 >>12907906 You glorious mother fucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:19:33 No.12907945 >>12907935 I want a poorfag Kiki maid who can't afford a duster so she uses her feathery tail and cries and apologises when you have to clean her tail in the bath for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:19:44 No.12907946 >>12907936 Anon, for some people, this is all they have. I'm not excusing their actions, but consider their point of view for a second. Wouldn't you fight for the only thing you have in life?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:20:22 No.12907949

>>12907935
>Honey, that's not how babies are used for.
>"I don't know what you're talking about, Anon."
>You're using the baby as a feather duster.
>"She said she wanted to help."
>She's a year old.
>"She looked like she wanted to help"
>You're just getting her dirty because you make this place so spotless you're suffering from withdrawal.
>"I-IS THAT SO WRONG?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:20:24 No.12907950 >>12907906 I want to kiss her, call her a good girl and have her rest against my chest and protect her from daughteru dickers >>12907922 Unless they're of course dog girl pups

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:20:48 No.12907951 >>12907927 We ARE shounen as fuck. >>12907939 Fuck off bob.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:22:03 No.12907954

>>12907935
Other ideas:

>Baby Kikimora crib on a (de-fanged) Roomba, tail hanging over the side to act as a broom

>Vibrator in maid which makes her tail shrudder whenever the speed changes, for auto-dusting

>Pretending to leave the house so she gets naked and listens to cheesy music, dancing and swaying her butt all over the place to clean house.

>Laying her down on the floor and fucking her hard to get those really tough stains out of the floors, walls, tabletops, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:22:23 No.12907955 >>12907950 Well, yeah. But would you really treat a dog girl daughteru to do tricks? Seems demeaning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:22:36 No.12907956 >>12907906 Forgot to colour the ears properly, derp. http://i.imgur.com/SP0wP4M.jpg Will I ever get it right the first time?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:23:05 No.12907957 >>12907950 >daughter dickers are toddlercons I'll figth you and make her an orphan. Then I'll raise her as my own. Then I'll Marry her off because wurms a shit. Different story if she was an MG I like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:23:26 No.12907958 File: 272 KB, 800x950, 15643687435345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no Mary Poppins Kikimora. I would actually kill to see a Kikimora dance and sing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:24:05 No.12907960 >>12907955 What's demeaning about it, dogs need discipline and authority.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:25:56 No.12907967 >>12907958 >Yes.mp3

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:27:21 No.12907970 >>12907341 This is better when you think she's towering over, looking down on you and thinking you get a choice in the matter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:27:50 No.12907971 How would a monster girl react to her husband adopting a child that was her opposite? >Apophis waifu, anon adopts a pharaoh >Werewolf waifu, anon adopts a werecat >Mantis waifu, anon adopts a harpy And so on.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:28:16 No.12907973 >>12907958 The only MG I would leave to watch over my children while I'm at work.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:28:30 No.12907976 File: 449 KB, 270x255, 1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906980 >>12907104 >>12907140 >>12907167 >>12907157 >>12907143 Edit of .gif related with a dopey Barometz when?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:28:38 No.12907977 >>12907955 I'd give her treats for perfoming feats and bringing home good report cards. Also, raspberries on her tummy. And head pets while I hug her and tell her how proud I am of her. I miss my dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:29:00 No.12907978 >>12907971 How is a harpy the opposite of a mantis?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:29:13 No.12907979 So for those with monster waifus, do you have a name for her or do you prefer not thinking about the details and just refer to her by race?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:29:34 No.12907981 >>12907977 I'm sorry about your dog anon, I miss my dog too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:29:38 No.12907984 >>12907958 I rather she sing this while she does a striptease that ends with her thrusting against my cock as soon as the song hits 2:15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:30:55 No.12907987 >>12907979 Please don't push me deeper into the pool.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:30:59 No.12907988 >>12907971 Should've said a Lamia waifu and Anon adopts a harpy Because, you know, predatory birds

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:31:31 No.12907990 >>12907970 She also has a nice rack. >>12907971 Kitsune waifu, anon adopts a Werewolf, or one of its subspecies.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:31:43 No.12907991 >>12907984 Anon... >right click video >get URL at current time or alternatively >Paste youtube url >add #t=X >Where x = the number of seconds into the video you want playback to start

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:31:45 No.12907992 >>12907979 No, I don't wanna cross that line.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:31:51 No.12907993 >>12907957 I'd say a good 50% of daughteru dickers are toddlercons. Which is why I am against them

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:32:37 No.12907994
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Public service announcement: Do not let your monster waifu participate in clinical trials of "performance enhancers." Unless you want an atomized pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:32:39 No.12907995 >>12907164 Gunther Hermann pls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:32:50 No.12907996 >>12907978 A bug and a bird.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:33:01 No.12907997 >>12907976 Probably never. >>12907979 Race is totally fine with me,

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:33:07 No.12907999 >>12907991 >Not liking Jefferson Airplane Fucking 15 year olds. >>12907993 Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:33:36 No.12908001 >>12907994 >implying a slime waifu could crush my pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:33:56 No.12908004 >>12907996 Less opposite, more natural enemies, but I understand what you're going for now. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:34:00 No.12908005 >>12907994 I want to follow that white rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:34:22 No.12908007 >110 images used >Page 4

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:34:39 No.12908009 >>12907979 Race.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:34:52 No.12908010 >>12907999 I don't like it, I just was telling him how to properly make a youtube link. Although, given how old the song is, I would wager it's probably the 30+ crowd that listens to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:35:41 No.12908015 >>12908007 Yeah, we have eyes too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:35:47 No.12908016 >>12908007 We're only a few posts short of a thousand. We're a bit ahead of schedule, but not that bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:36:12 No.12908018 >>12908007 >Page 4, 110 images >Page 8, 220 images >Page 12, 300+ We usually run out of images around then, so it's no biggie.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:36:41 No.12908021

>>12907979
I kind of wrote a story about my ideal monstergirl, before unconsciously waifuing her.
She didn't have a name in the story, but I've sort of come up with one. I don't know if I'll write her name into a continuation story.

I fear I've fallen too deep into the Waifu Hole. And I'm not sure that I want to climb back out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:36:55 No.12908023 >>12908010 Im 28

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:39:34 No.12908030 >>12907993 You sure convinced me with that numberyou pulled out of your ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:40:29 No.12908031 >>12907993 Come on you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:40:30 No.12908032 >>12907622 Male Monster to Female Monster.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:41:08 No.12908035 >>12907994 >not participating yourself and turning her inside out like a sock I don't mean that literally, just a saying from my country, for when someone fuck you realy good. Leaving you exhausted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:41:46 No.12908037 >>12908032 Fuck off, that shitstorm is an hour old now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:42:12 No.12908040 >>12907789 Isn't the answer obvious? Fools. Whichever MGs make sure to drink their Holsty Milk every morning for breakfast, and every night for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:42:27 No.12908043 >>12907993 What a shit parent you must be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:43:33 No.12908046 >>12908040 Rance and vines clapping.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:45:13 No.12908052 >>12907853 Casual? Almost any monstergirl. The problem is that I like a lot of species so I don't think I would be single for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:46:43 No.12908058 >>12907945 I'll tenderly clean her tail giving it all my love. Then i'll buy the Kiki a beautiful handcrafted and broom for her birthday. And i'll keep cleaning her tail out of habit after that.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:47:24 No.12908061

>>12907853
I'd be open to having sex with pretty much any MG short of Matango or Devil Bug.

But as someone previously said, casual sex a shit. I'd rather look for a happy relationship from the get-go. Again, I'd be happy with pretty well any MG.
But especially an Anubis that shares my interests, an adorable Nightmare, a Dragon that sweeps me off my feet, or an intelligent kuudere Lich or Mantis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:48:04 No.12908064 >>12908005 She's kind of scary anon. I wouldn't follow her.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:50:24 No.12908070

Which of these stories sounds more interesting to people?

>Anubis Husbando: International Man of Intrigue
>Be married to Anubis
>Travel the world
>Have adventures
>Be involved in intriguing and shadowy political events as you act as her guard while she works as an emissary for Pharaoh.

>How to Lay the Dragon: A Dragoon's Handbook
>Variety of stories centered around a Dragoon Academy
>Dealing with the education of students, both Knights and Mounts
>And their relationships
>And interactions with Dragons around the world.

I feel like I had one more idea but I can't recall it right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:50:58 No.12908072 >>12907853 Everything except matango, hellhound, girtablilu, ushi oni, chimera, beelebub, alp, horse pussy,queen slime because that's gay, and cancer. No spider period actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:52:13 No.12908078 >>12907781 >>12907723 >People talk about getting their pelvises obliterated through floors, walls, and ceilings by muscly monstergirls all the time >Everyone's fawns over it >Amazons get mentioned in a similar situation >"The cunts" Hm.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:52:33 No.12908079 >>12908070 Both. Dragoons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:53:44 No.12908081 File: 412 KB, 760x831, Best job class, and Liam O'Brien is fucking baller.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908070 Dragoon Academy. I've wanted to see something like that for a LONG time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:54:15 No.12908083 >>12908072 >Hellhound >Ushi-Oni >Cancer >Chimera >Centaur >Bad

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:54:52 No.12908084 >>12908021 From my experience you just can't waifu characters that you've created, its strange because I've written about pretty much my ideal like you want to but I can't bring myself to waifu her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:55:39 No.12908087 >>12908084 One tends to think of their own creations as akin to children, I think.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:55:56 No.12908088 >>12908078 >everyone fawus over it I've always hated that joke. And out of all the scenarios presented, the raiders have only been hurt this instance, by the amazons, so stuff your Hm all the way up your ass until you can taste it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:55:57 No.12908089 >>12908072 >chimera What's with all the hate on her anyway, did someone write a bad story for her or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:56:08 No.12908090 >>12908072 You're a colossal faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:57:29 No.12908093 >>12908089 Her design is just a little too cluttered.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:57:31 No.12908094 >>12908083 Yeah I don't like them. What the fuck are you going to do about it? >>12908089 Did I say I hated her. She's just a clusterfuck of parts and don't find her design attractive.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:57:44 No.12908096 >>12908072 >Matango Fair enou- >Everything else >Paging Dr. Faggot >DR. FAGGOT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:57:55 No.12908097 >>12908070 Dragoons I had an idea in my head for one but it never really stuck with me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:58:32 No.12908100 >>12908090 See >>12908090

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 17:59:21 No.12908105 [DELETED]

>>12907566
>>12907587
>>12907606

I'll just start it now, if ya'll want something in it feel free to say so

>It's summertime
>In an effort to have something to look forward to during the winter, your friend had convinced you to join him at an annual festival out in the middle of nowhere
>Called "Lunar-lapooza", it was a four day event of music, lights, camping outdoors, and just good vibes in general
>As well as plenty of booze and drugs, your friend assured you
>Not that you really cared about that, but hey, you never know
>After weeks of preparing, the day arrives, and you and your friend begin your pilgrimage
>It's at this time during the drive that your friend tells you the festival has been attracting more and more MGs over the past 3 years
>In all honesty you shouldn't be surprised, as MGs have beeen slowly integrating into society within the last 5 years
>Though the thought of being out in the woods surrounded by drunk and high monsters doesn't bode well with you
>Not much you can do about that now
>The worry soon leaves your mind, as your friend's positive vibes help the car ride breeze by
>Before you know it, you arrive at the festival, and are quickly corralled into a parking spot
>As you dig your tent and backpack out of the trunk, you hear your friend call out to someone
>Turning around, you see a girl in an earth-tone dress with sparkling green eyes and brunette bed-head hair, literally down to her ankles, run towards your friend
>She nearly tackles him in a hug, and you double take when you see her hair wrap around him
>They quickly part, and your friend introduces her, a Kejourou named Midori
>You're once again surprised when she suddenly gives you a warm hug, followed by a big grin when you part
>"C'mon, follow me, we'll get you set up at our group's spot, Camp Sunnyvale!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:00:01 No.12908107 >>12908096 >>12908090 >>12908083 This is why we can't have nice things.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:02:58 No.12908114 File: 1.25 MB, 1231x1280, ushi-oni1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908107 Because there are people that can't accept perfection?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:03:24 No.12908116 File: 1.41 MB, 1280x1843, No horse, only pussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908083 Hyper femdom bitch from hell Giant rapespider Crab with a girl in it's mouth Clusterfuck Horse Pussy Yes, bad.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:04:16 No.12908118

>>12908097
I've got a few ideas for it stirring around. Basic childhood friend wyvern romances. The bolder men who strive to seduce the few Dragons, who're like class princesses. The sadly single fellows who go out to find a mate themselves. Most a Wyvern. A few brave souls seeking out Dragons. One nut-bar deciding to go all the way to Zipangu to try and seduce a Ryu to be his mount/mate.

And of course, things from the opposite perspective as well. Maybe even a few female Knights of varying species.

And then besides all that, some material dealing with the day-to-day classes, learning the skills of a good dragoon or mount.

Might get started on it next week actually, once I'm not so busy with school.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:04:19 No.12908119 >>12908105 Who else would make a good music fan mg? Rocker Thunderbird? Elf tree-hugging hippie? Stoned Dormouse? Doppelganger rock star copy-cat? Alarune, or something else plant-based to provide the hippies with something to get high?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:04:50 No.12908121 >>12908114 Do you want to fight IRL? Do I need to start posting videos of spiders being burned?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:05:22 No.12908122 >>12908119 I don't care as long as they like Sabaton. And as long as they aren't a matango.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:05:23 No.12908123 >>12908119 Dragons make good songstresses. See: >>12905974

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:05:24 No.12908124 >>12908116 Go back to your shitty cookie-cutter animu series, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:05:26 No.12908125 >>12908094 >What the fuck are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. I'm just pointing out your bad taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:05:51 No.12908126 >>12908119 >stoned Dormouse >weed stank all over the sheets God no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:06:26 No.12908128 >>12908122 >Sabaton Fuck that's some fine taste there. Dragon rocking out to Carolus Rex?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:07:40 No.12908131 >>12908118 sounds like a plan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:08:22 No.12908134 >>12908126 I hate it too, but I'm just trying to keep with the hippiefest story theme rather than trying to force my preferences on the story.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:08:31 No.12908135 You know I just realized, I do not think anyone in here is into Goat girls .

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:08:43 No.12908137 >>12908119 K-Pop Siren Electro/House Thunderbird

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:08:50 No.12908138 File: 1.90 MB, 480x270, I said WHAT. THE FUCK. YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908124 I think I'll stay and talk and post monstergirls, alp.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:08:57 No.12908139

>>12908070
>and Mounts
I've always thought that this was supremely stupid. Like jousting but instead of horses, you're just sitting on another person's shoulders. Like, I just can't imagine a full grown man sitting on the back of a woman, wings or otherwise. Just wouldn't look right.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:09:27 No.12908140 >>12908135 Baphomets are goat girls. They're pretty popular too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:09:43 No.12908143 >>12908139 ...you realize that MGE Dragon Species have the ability to transform back into a Full-Dragon form, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:09:44 No.12908144 >>12908124 It's generic as fuck, but that won't stop me from enjoying it for a third season.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:09:51 No.12908146 >>12908135 Because they stink hardcore. Why haven't we sexualized the zodiac?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:10:03 No.12908147 http://imgur.com/yGwvnu2

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:10:43 No.12908151 >>12908143 And a lot of other Canons have that ability to change from woman to full on dragon as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:11:12 No.12908154 >>12908147 those thighs look so fuckable

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:11:29 No.12908155 >>12908147 Doing the demon lord's job.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:11:33 No.12908156 >>12907341 >less doing not-manticore Whoa! Nice! He's gonna draw ~3 more now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:11:39 No.12908157 >>12908143 Yeah but it's only temporary and basically on a cooldown to my understanding. Or do you mean it's like a willing thing? Makes more sense if she tuned back into a dragon for Dragoon riding.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:11:39 No.12908158 >>12908147 >Blue-hair A fascinating and lovely decision. Is .less coloring this too? Or just you? If the former, I look forward to the two different colorations. If just you, this is sure to be lovely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:12:02 No.12908160 >>12908147 >Blue Esdragon!? I love you Hound.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:12:46 No.12908161 >>12908147 >Blue hair Aw hell no.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:13:01 No.12908162 >>12908147 We getting ice dragon in a sweater?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:13:04 No.12908163 >>12908147 If she had a rapier at her hip she really would be Esdragon. Can you make it happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:13:12 No.12908164 >>12908156 I'd be scared if he ever stopped drawing them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:13:54 No.12908167 >>12908147 Oh Hound, you glorious son of a gun

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:14:19 No.12908169 >>12908161 Fuck off Mein.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:14:28 No.12908170

>>12908151
Indeed so. Making the thought of riding on a Dragon-Girl's shoulders even more pointless.

>>12908157
I think it's based on their species active resistance to the Monster Lord's succubification. They're able to change back at will, but yes, only temporarily, as it consumes their energy to maintain the form.

Given how mana works in the MGE, I guess that'd pretty well mean that if you gave your whatever-kinda-dragonfu a good dicking before a sortie, she'd be able to maintain Dragon-Form longer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:14:44 No.12908171 >>12908161 Fuck off tsunflat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:15:55 No.12908176 >>12908169 >>12908171 Only if you get better tastes.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:16:33 No.12908179

You and your sexy dragon wife went out drinking a little too much last night.
You remember the ride home, and passing out together with her on the bed.
You wake up to a huge form next to you, she has changed to full sized dragon and has you tucked under her wing, and curled around you.

Depressed yet?

Dragons make the best wives!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:16:38 No.12908180 >>12908135 Baphomets. You won't see them discussed much here due to their affiliation with the Sabbath but they are rather popular.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:17:11 No.12908181 >>12908170 Makes sense. I'd like to see the logistics of this. >"We dispatch in an hour, soldiers. Grab your girl for a quickie, and then assemble at the landing space, geared up and ready to roll."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:17:16 No.12908182 >>12908176 >Only if you get better taste Oh no, we are not starting that here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:17:56 No.12908186 >>12908179 >Dragons make the best wives! That statement couldn't be more true.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:19:00 No.12908189 >>12908179 >Using her ability to turn into a 100% bestiality/furry form as an argument for why she's the best waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:19:16 No.12908191 >>12908179 >Dragons make the best wives! I dunno...But I wouldn't mind getting swept up by one regardless.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:20:02 No.12908195 >>12908180 >Your daughter will never have a baphomet friend >She'll never call you onii-chan instead of Mr. Anon, much to your chagrin

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:20:10 No.12908196 >>12908182 In that case you'll forgive me if I won't be "fucking off" anytime soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:22:45 No.12908203 >>12908195 To be fair, she's probably old enough to be your little sister. Or your Big Sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:22:59 No.12908205 >>12908195 >She will never tease you knowing you would never betray your waifu and daughteru's trust >It's fun for her to watch you squirm anyway though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:24:14 No.12908207 >>12908180 >>12908140 I meant an actual Goat girl, sort of like Soraka from LoL , not those loligoats from the church

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:24:35 No.12908208

>>12906980

The more I read these entries, the less I think we'd be able to survive a day if MGE monstergirls were real.

I mean, fuck, apart from the standard rape one can get from all monstergirls, KC's world got all kinds of girls who release hallucinogenic shit like spores, bubbles, fluff or something else, it's almost like pollution or something. No place would be safe from them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:24:49 No.12908209 >>12908176 Esdese>Schere>Chelsea>Kurome>Najenda>Leone>Justice>Cosmina>Akame>Dorothea>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mein

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:24:49 No.12908210 >>12908196 No, I meant not starting the whole "Mine a shit Esdeath a best" and visa versa thing I wasn't telling you to buzz off. I was just saying not to spark that war here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:27:55 No.12908218 >>12908209 K. >>12908210 That wasn't even my intent. I just don't like the colour.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:28:23 No.12908220 >>12908208 Now you're getting it, but you can choose not o go out like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:29:10 No.12908223 >>12908218 Ah. Well in that case I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions I bet Hound'll make different colours anyhow

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:29:41 No.12908225

>>12908195
>Oh no, your daughteru brought over her Baphomet friend again.
>Always tries to rub your crotch with her hoof whenever she stays for dinner
>Whenever daughteru's back is turned or she leaves the room, always have to struggle against her to stop her from molesting you -- at least until you both re-enter daughteru's line of sight and are forced to play nice.
>Insists on sitting on your lap with nopan during movies, excitedly bouncing on your crotch during convinent moments to stimulate a boner.
>Always have to go to washroom afterwards to change pants and wash them before either daughteru or waifu smell or see another girl's moistness on your pants.

Such is life in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:30:10 No.12908229 >>12908208 Well there is the North. Other from getting on the bad sice of a Yuuki onna, things are peaceful up there Feels good to be Canadian

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:31:09 No.12908232 >>12908223 No harm done.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:31:14 No.12908233 >>12908220 >Go out like a bitch How so? >>12908229 Does it have Yetis?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:31:18 No.12908234 >>12908229 You think there'd be Dragons in the Rockies? I bet there'd be Dragons in the Rockies. I'd drive out to Canmore, Banff and Jasper more if there were Dragons in the Rockies.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:32:24 No.12908238

>>12908225
>Always have to go to washroom afterwards to change pants and wash them before either daughteru or waifu smell or see another girl's moistness on your pants.
They'd smell it a mile off. Better hope the waifu isn't yandere. Especially since Baphomets are broken when it comes to MGE power levels

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:32:50 No.12908240 >>12908225 The guys waifu will have to surpass the Baphomet in strength if she intends to kick the shit out of her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:33:18 No.12908241 >>12908233 Of course it has Yetis >>12908234 If there were dragons in the mountains, I'd be more obligated to travel more in upper Canada

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:36:17 No.12908250 >>12908218 >>12908223 Got you covered bros. http://i.imgur.com/YEqcZNz.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:38:16 No.12908257 >>12908250 Doing good, unknown colorfag.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:38:47 No.12908258

>>12908225
>It becomes a trend that most MG daughteru's always for some strange reason have a Bapho friend
>Relations vary from being childhood friends to even becoming best friends
>Fathers have it rough because their seductive nature keeps making them have to hide their boners.
>Some reports have been of the dreaded "Accidental Lolicon" where fathers are "accidentally" turned into lolicons
>The trend was discovered after a group of fathers went drinking and started talking about their daughteru's
>There has been reports of the same phenomenon in other places, except with either Alice's or Familiar's
>The hidden and dark secret is that it's all just one Bapho terrorizing a small town/city with the help of Alice's and Familiar's
>It's part of her plot of turning everyone into lolicons

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:39:44 No.12908260 >>12908158 Dunno, I just wanted to try something real quick.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:45:52 No.12908278

>>12908225
>Putting up with an uppity shit trying to NTR you from your waifu
Such is life being an unfaithful faggot. Y'know unless, you're a widower. But in that case, when given a choice between the CC fluffy next door, and Flatchest McSpiteful, the answer is clear.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:47:20 No.12908284
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>>12908233
Well, train your body and learn magic. You can do the whole last man standing thing. Hell, maybe YOU could waifu some monsters and save yourself the trouble. Or pic related.

It's not the one I wanted but do you know how many greentexts I have?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:48:44 No.12908288 >>12908278 I hear ya, the daughteru.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:52:02 No.12908294 [DELETED]

>>12908105
>You and your friend follow Midori, stopping briefly at the main gate to exchange your tickets for wristbands
>With your feet finally on festival grounds, you feel like your head's on a swivel
>There's people everywhere, both human and monster, and you can't help but feel a little overwhelmed
>Midori gently takes your wrist with her hair, and helps lead you and ypur friend through the crowds, deeper into the woods
>You pass campsite after campsite, and eventually come to a clearing lined with tents, the gentle sounds of a flute and acoustic guitar reaching your ears
>The handpainted sign staked in the ground at the edge tells you that this is indeed Camp Sunnyvale
>Towards the center of the camp, you see a firepit, with flames of multiple colors crackling merrily
>Sitting around the pit, you find the source of the music
>There's a sphinx in tye-dye plucking away at a well-worn guitar, her foot gently tapping a beat
>To her left is a baphomet in a black and teal striped hoodie (you recall your friend calling them "drug-rugs") with a white puffball between her horns, playing a wooden flute
>Opposite of them was a dragon and a guy who you assumed was her boyfriend, roasting marshmallows over the technicolor fire
>And off in the distance, you spotted an arachne, busily weaving and hanging hammocks in the trees
>You decide that, before the inevitable introductions, that you want your tent up, and soon find a vacant spot
>In record time, your shelter for the weekend is complete
>You then turn to see where your friend had set up, only to see he's nowhere around
>Out in the middle of the woods, in a monster camp, you start to feel your anxiety creep in

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:53:04 No.12908296

>>12905952
Continuing.
It hasn't come up yet, but for the sake of clarity this is a fantasy world setting, not modern.
>On your way home from work, third day since you acquired a new house pet.
>Have a headache from worrying all day, feel like you're about to puke.
>First day was a disaster
>Had to meet an associate early so you left the kid asleep. Wrote him a note, explaining what to do for food and water, where the bathroom was, etc.
>Left him a note
>Try to shake off the blush rising in your face at the memory. Fuck, even if he could see it he probably can't read!
>Got home and found him right where you left him; sitting in the middle of your bed, hungry, thirsty and about to explode from holding it.
>Surprised and a little impressed he didn't just pee on the floor.
>At least he couldn't see your note and realize what a monumental retard you are.
>Probably just thinks you're an asshole.
>That adds another bubble to your stomach ache

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:53:49 No.12908297 >>12908296 >Technicolour fire Must be a Jabberwock. Wonderland craziness, and all that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:53:54 No.12908298 >>12908294 >You will never roast marshmallows with your Dragonfu >Using a fire she lit with her own flames. Why even live?! >Drug Dealing Bapho This can only end spectacularly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:56:16 No.12908304 >>12908296 Wooo It is back.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:56:24 No.12908305 >>12908296 >Fantasy >Not modern >Hellhound is a hired thug for a Wight crime boss. >Who has an adorable little pet dog. >Also bathroom Erm, okay?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:58:40 No.12908317 >>12908296 Splendid. >>12908305 Go back and read the thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 18:59:53 No.12908322 >>12908305 >Bathroom >Dogs >Crime Of course, these can only be modern inventions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:00:55 No.12908324 Uh oh! 2nd grader Salamander and Hellpup need you to hide their cigarettes from the teachers! Do you help them out, or nark on them like some preschooler?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:01:55 No.12908326 >>12908324 I help them only after bribing them into letting me nap in the hellpup's lap.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:03:24 No.12908329 >>12908324 Sorry, I only hang out with classy older women, like Jabberwocky. Lilim kinda counts too I guess, though not sure if I'd consider her classy. Point is I have no need to associate with those little kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:03:27 No.12908330 >>12908317 >Go back and read the thing >It hasn't come up yet, but for the sake of clarity this is a fantasy world setting, not modern. >Fantasy world setting, not modern Uh...right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:03:48 No.12908331 >>12908324 No fear anon. No pain. I'm turning them in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:05:40 No.12908336 >>12908329 >little kids But they're OLDER than you by two years.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:07:49 No.12908338
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>>12907958
>Kiki Poppins is signing the song
>Opens the window starts talking about the singing Robin Harpy
>Gestures her to come inside
>The harpy comes inside and looks around while singing
>Stops singing when she eyes the shota
>Kikimora gives her the death glare before singing again
>Both of them are singing again as the harpy edges closer to him
>Grabs him and flies out the window
>Are you a bad enough dude to save the shota?
>Salina Broomsha starring as Kiki Poppins in
>Kiki Poppins X: 3D Edition
>The epic struggle begins this Fall, coming to a theater near you!

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:07:56 No.12908340

>>12908336
Yeah, but Jabberwock and Lilim are older than me by 6 years, and they're tall and bigger than me, and let me sit in their laps. By comparison, Salamander and Hellhound are younger and smaller.

Ergo, Salamander and Hellhound are little kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:08:17 No.12908342 God high school with MGs would suck utter shit. I would rarely show up if I was in a high school dominated by monsters.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:08:45 No.12908343

>>12908324

Tell them to stop bothering me because I'm trying to pay attention to the goddamn class.

But since you didn't specify what grade I'm in or if I'm even a child in this scenario, I'd ask them what the little kids are doing with a pack of cigs in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:09:35 No.12908348 >>12908342 Just the opposite. You know the cute, huge chested girl that gets fawned over in high school? You'd be the male version. You wouldn't get bullied or dominated, unless you were in a really shitty school. Just the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:10:51 No.12908351 >>12908342 Abandon highschool and highschool clubs, acquire spider onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:10:59 No.12908352 >>12908343 Delinquent tomboys.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:11:35 No.12908356 >>12908351 >Joining clubs Who does that?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:11:57 No.12908358 >>12908351 Spiders are spooky!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:13:16 No.12908361 >>12908342 >>12908356 I'd spend my free time chilling at nrac. Classes suck the life out of me, ain't got no time for all that rape bullshit afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:13:18 No.12908362 >>12908356 Isn't it mandatory in some schools?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:13:28 No.12908363 >>12908305 >>Who has an adorable little pet dog. It's dead, and it wasn't little. More of an ineffective guard dog that wight boss spoiled cuz "ara ara, what a cute puppy" >Also bathroom She doesn't have a modern bathroom, getting to that in a sec

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:14:49 No.12908364 >>12908362 I think so I thought the purpose of joining a club was if you were failing because it gives you a credit or something

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:14:56 No.12908365 >>12908356 >Not joining Hunting Club I'm so flustered I might even use an image up just on you anon! I'll do it man!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:15:10 No.12908366 >>12908363 Well alright then. Granted, my assumption might've just been with the language you were using. Just "Felt" modern. But then, that's a common problem with a lot of writing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:15:18 No.12908367 >>12908362 Maybe some, but not all.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:18:47 No.12908372

>>12908365
>Hunting
>Not Archery to take down your foes (or lovers) from a distance
>Not Martial Arts to know how to protect yourself (or your waifu) in brawls or how to grapple your husbando without him escaping
>Not Survival so you can survive days on end stalking without breaks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:18:55 No.12908373 File: 299 KB, 1600x1422, 1417582105876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908348 >You will never be desired

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:19:37 No.12908375 >Monster Girl High >Not joining the Junior Dragoon Society

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:20:11 No.12908376 >>12908372 >not joining the afterschool club filled with alps to avoid raping due to alp smell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:23:06 No.12908384 >>12908376 >Joining the Alp club Ok Anon, you can come out of the closet. The Hide and Seek game's over

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:23:21 No.12908386 I desperately need a picture of a baby Centaur drinking carrot/apple juice from a sippy cup

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:23:25 No.12908387 >>12908375 >Snotty men and Wyverns No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:23:37 No.12908388 File: 69 KB, 896x633, 1412326353632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh! Your Monster Daughteru has joined the Anti-Sabbath and became more of a MILF than your waifu! And worse, she wants you to dick the daughteru! What will you do?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:25:13 No.12908389
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>>12908372
>Implying Hunting Club doesn't do Archery and Survival training

I mean you got me on martial arts but the Amazon Onee-san type trainer will probably teach you how to fight wild animals like boars with nothing but your hands and a survival knife.

MG Hunting Club has variety, from rabbits to cougars and all the way up to humans.

Hunting is after all a large collection of different skill sets.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:25:26 No.12908390 >>12908388 Tell her she's pretty unattractive due to her new disproportionate and large body.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:25:58 No.12908393

In the previous thread:

Battle Suit Girls poster gets noticed.
Setouchi's newest doujin is posted on exhentai/e-hentai.
Anon colours a dapperly dressed manticore.
Stalker gets out of there.
The Panty Quest continues.
Anon translates the kraken doijin preview by Stealth Kaigyou (SlapStickStrike).
Kindergarten Anon goes to the movies.
Loen pushes /mgt/ into a pit of Spikes.
KC reveals his new monstergirl, the sometimes fluffly, mostly bouncy Barometz.
MGC Running Man. Let the hunt begin!
Monorus draws Ilassa in a swimsuit. And an cute Ushi-oni.
.less draws a perfectly angled apophis.
Anon does hard time in MG Penitentiary. He also does hard time in MG Penitentiary.
Hound finishes colouring Loen's dancing Miia drawing.
Anon posts a lewd lich drawing by Norasuko.

Things waiting to be: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Things that were and are: http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk

I don't like it when a thread gets deleted. Not because of the implications (well, that too), but because I need to go onto the archive to recap all the stuff, and it's harder to read scrolling posts there for some reason. Maybe it's all the green.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:26:23 No.12908395 >>12908388 Tell her that as tempting as the offer is, it just isn't going to happen Though, her future boyfriend is a lucky guy

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:26:44 No.12908396

>>12908388
I pat her on the head and reassure her that the reason I wouldn't dick her before wasn't because of her body, but because though she's my daughteru, and a very attractive woman, I'm loyal to my waifu, and even if she has turned herself into a sexbomb for my sake, that doesn't sway my loyalty. But my dick is a moron, so I forbid her from sitting on my lap anymore. I couldn't handle it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:27:49 No.12908398 >>12908389 Sounds like fun. Guess I'm in

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:27:53 No.12908399 File: 245 KB, 1000x1000, Pit of spikes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908393 >Kindergarten Anon goes to the movies But that wasn't actually him.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:28:58 No.12908404 >>12908399 Whoops. Someday I'll score a perfect recap.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:29:13 No.12908405 >>12908399 Then who went to the movies?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:29:39 No.12908406

>>12908393
>Loen pushes /mgt/ into a pit of Spikes.

Easily the best out of all of them. At least in the top 20 of shit that's happened in monster girl threads over the years too.

>MGC Running Man. Let the hunt begin!

Senpai noticed me twice in a row now!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:29:43 No.12908407 >>12908384 But anon! They let you play games in there and watch TV! Not to mention their couches are so soft~

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:29:54 No.12908408 >>12908393 >Anon posts a lewd lich drawing by Norasuko Glad people liked it. Should be up on his artblogs sometime this week for those who missed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:30:25 No.12908410 >>12908405 A faker. >>12908404 Don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:30:53 No.12908411 >>12908406 I'm so glad I told you all to do that.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:30:54 No.12908412

>>12908388
Sweetie, what would your mother say?

Besides, this is just phase of life. You will grow out of it and find a boy you like. Not an old junker like your pa.

Fire up a movie while I go make some popcorn, you can talk to your mom. She's better at this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:30:58 No.12908413 >>12908160 >Esdragon I thought you said Eragon at first, I'm glad you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:31:03 No.12908414 >>12908393 >Anon colours a dapperly dressed manticore. Yay, senpai noticed me, although I did a shit job.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:32:14 No.12908417 >>12908410 Faker? I think you're the Fake Hedgehog around here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:32:27 No.12908418 >>12908413 >Eragon That was a bad book, and a far worse movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:32:41 No.12908419 >>12908407 Alright Anon, whatever you say. You kids have fun in your super secret clubhouse

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:32:55 No.12908420

>>12908294
Whoa, why did my greentext get deleted? I hope I wasn't breaking any rules. Should I continue in a paste for those that we're interested?

>>12908342
It only sucks if your school is okay with proactive dating. I'd imagine schools where that's not the case would be much more pleasant

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:33:05 No.12908421 >>12908417 >Fake Hedgehog What?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:33:24 No.12908422 >>12908411 Quick anon, insult us again and maybe Loen will draw it! Just nothing to obvious, like pushing us into a pit of Wurms. Maybe fall into a pit of Worms instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:33:26 No.12908423 >>12908388 >worse Comply. Comply her rotten, time to make grandaughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:33:28 No.12908424 >>12908413 Is anybody else suddenly thinking of a teenage dragon girl desperately trying to seduce an old man because she thinks she'll never have any better options, and he's just having none of it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:34:13 No.12908426 >>12908356 Nips. >>12908362 I've only seen it mandatory in Japan.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:34:18 No.12908427

>>12908412
>Sweetie, what would your mother say?
>"Go get 'em tiger!"
You do realize Monster Girls would be 100% for Father Vaginaing, right? Your waifu would probably love having another girl she could go shopping with, and since she's blood related, she can have a three-way with her and you without cheating on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:34:53 No.12908428 >>12908422 How about drowning in a sea of Ryus in pajamas?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:35:03 No.12908429 >>12908422 Well I can't do it now anon! I have to do it at just the right time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:35:16 No.12908430 >>12908420 That's weird. My post regarding marshmallow roasting and drug dealing lolis got deleted too. For what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:35:44 No.12908432 >>12908418 Fak you. >>12908424 I am now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:36:11 No.12908433 >>12908421 >Not knowing this academy award winning acting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=433jTl_rZB8

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:36:24 No.12908435 >>12908419 I'm no alp fucker! It's just a really comfy club is all.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:37:03 No.12908437 >>12908395 >>12908396 >>12908412 I am inclined to concur with the words of these wise men.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:37:34 No.12908438 >>12908427 >Well girls, how did the talk g-.....why are neither of you dressed. >I want grand daughters Anon and I want them now. Besides, she could use a little sister And then Anon had to buy the harem sized bed

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:37:52 No.12908439 >>12908427 Not all, not 100%. Stop with the b&w posting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:38:05 No.12908440 >>12908435 Right Right.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:38:53 No.12908443
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>You will never team up with a Dhampir, a brooding Lich mage and a Frog Girl thief to make your way through a treacherous castle and slay the Vampire who lives there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwHfL9ABv3w

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:39:01 No.12908444 >>12908427 >100% Don't lie.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:39:17 No.12908446 >>12908412 It's not a phase! I really love you daddy! I don't want anyone but you. So please...love me? As much as I love you. As much as you love mom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:39:25 No.12908447 >>12908433 >implying everyone's played Sonic >implying everyone even likes it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:39:33 No.12908448 >>12908430 Reference to illicit substances, maybe? Either way, if the janitor doesn't want it here, I can respect that. I'll copy what I had to a paste and drop a link later on

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:39:45 No.12908449 >>12908429 Worthless! You're absolutely worthless! I hope all you anons fall into a sea of hungry sharks!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:40:57 No.12908450 >>12908448 No please, continue.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:41:51 No.12908451 >>12908449 No you idiot we can't use falling! Falling was already use in the last one! Let me pick the time anon, I am positive it will be just as good as the last.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:44:35 No.12908454 >>12908449 P-please, the Shark Girls will do more than bully me.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:48:45 No.12908463

>>12908454
>"Heya boyo, what's with the thrashing"
>"Hey girls get a look at this, poor guy can't swim right"
>"Well that's a shame sis, looks like he can't swim away if we were to do something to him, right girls?"
>Twenty shark girls all licking their lips at you

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:49:06 No.12908464

>>12908296
>Second day was worse
>Don't need to be in till late, spend the morning leading him around by hand, showing him where everything is.
>Walk him over to the communal shitter and set him on an empty seat to do his business. Thought about aiming for him before realizing it would be a lot less awkward to just have him go sitting from now on.
>Wasn't much to do at work that day so he shouldn't have had time to get into any real trouble.
>Get home, find him in front of your place crouched up against the door.
>Bruised, scratched up, covered in mud.
>Apparently he tried to find the chamber pot but it wasn't where he thought it was.
>Knocked your dresser over onto himself looking for it.
>Eventually gave up and tried to make it to the bathroom on his own, tripped, and lost his sense of direction.
>Took him an hour just to get back to your door and then he couldn't get it open. Was afraid to try too hard because he wasn't sure it was the right one.
>Decided to leave the dresser and take him to the bathroom to relieve himself, then one door over to the actual baths.
>The whole time you were cleaning him up he kept crying and apologizing for making a mess.
>Everybody in the bath was glaring at you like you were the reason he was so messed up. Seems being a feared thug from a violent race isn't enough to spare you from the scorn of housewives.
>Eventually had to pick him up and hold him again just to get him to shut up.
>The holst one stall over gave up her glaring and smiled at you like you were Hathor herself.
Fuck that was embarrassing!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:49:25 No.12908466 >>12908444 >>12908444 Fine, 90%

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:50:15 No.12908467 >>12908464 Whoops, missed the arrow on the last line. That's part of the greentext, not commentary or anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:51:51 No.12908471 File: 458 KB, 800x1000, 1420433956473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908454 >Shark Girls Did I sound like I meant shark girls? I'll toss you into the sea tied to rope like the worm that you are!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:51:53 No.12908472 For any writefags out there: /mgt/ Writefag Competition Tonight! Random MG topic, 2 hour time limit join #writefags on rizon to enter

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:52:06 No.12908473 >>12908447 I never played SA2 I still know it. Stop being a newfag to video games. Next you're going to ask how Metroid crawls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:52:18 No.12908475 >>12908420 >>12908430 >>12908448 Probably because it got caught up in a reply chain with the shitposting fest earlier. Which is why you just don't fucking reply to shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:52:26 No.12908477 >>12908454 >eyyy baby want some fuck? >...yes? >jawsome 7' tall toned shark girl, thick thighs

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:52:37 No.12908479

>>12908446
>I do love you sweetie, just as much as I love your mom. That's why I'm letting you find your own man and experience life. I'd rob you of so many experiences if I took you now.

>You deserve a younger man anyway, not a beat up old warhorse like me

I am now imagining a sad, old, widowed Anon who's daughter does this exact same thing to make him happy. Trying to cheer him up by making a new family with him

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:53:50 No.12908482

>>12908463
>Held under water
>Just when you're about to pass out, one lip locks you and floods your lungs with her brine-scented breath.
>Tears off your pants and rides you like this while the others hold your arms and legs.
>Occasionally let you loose to try and swim back to the surface, only to keep pulling you under and repeating the process.

pls no

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:53:59 No.12908483 >>12908471 Anon calm down.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:55:39 No.12908486 >>12908483 I AM CALM!

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:56:05 No.12908487

>>12908366
>the language you were using. Just "Felt" modern
Matter of taste really. If we were being accurate, characters in a fantasy setting almost certainly wouldn't be speaking English at all. Using old-fashioned vocabulary and such to make it seem more authentic always feels really pretentious to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:57:38 No.12908495 >>12908482 >Eventually saved by a group of Dolphin girls that lead you back to shore >As your climbing out of the water you are grabbed from behind and forced to look into your saviors hungry eyes. >"Next time, it's our turn"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 19:58:12 No.12908497 File: 1.15 MB, 3840x2400, weresheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anon, calm down, here, have a fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:01:08 No.12908501 >>12908497 A big container of milk would help calm. Perhaps two big containers of milk.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:01:11 No.12908502

>>12908479
>I've decided that it's you I want. As long as I'm with you, I don't need anything else. So don't turn me away, I was born for you daddy. It WoN't dO yOU aNy good to Run! I'M YOUr fleSH and blOOd, I'll FInd you wHeREVER YOU GO. You have to sleep sometime, DADDY.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:03:09 No.12908506

>>12908502
If he's widowed and it's just he and his daughteru against the world I can accept dicking the daughteru. But if the Waifu is alive, it's just NTR under a different skin. You don't share the love between a man and a woman. It's jealous, possessive and fierce just like a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:03:35 No.12908508 >>12908502 This is bringing up memories of that Yandere Familiar I got. The thought still spooks me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:03:40 No.12908510 >>12908502 >Go take a nap sweetie, your capitalizing the wrong letters again

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:05:51 No.12908514 >>12908508 Poor anon, he's still in denial. He thinks he could get rid of a magic-based yandere creature that's effectively immortal. Must have been too much of a shock to be tied up to the basement furnace.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:07:01 No.12908517 >>12908506 >If he's widowed and it's just he and his daughteru against the world I can accept dicking the daughteru This.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:07:10 No.12908518 >>12908497 I don't know about that Anon, but I sure am calm now I don't know about ol' south of the border though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:08:37 No.12908520 >>12908473 I never bothered with Sonic because it was awful. And Metroids CAN crawl when they evolve enough.

TheGrub Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:08:43 No.12908523
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I wrote a debut story for my character,
Quill, the Ten-Tailed Kitsune

before I get cries of SPESHUL SNOWFLAK, this is how she gets her 10th tail: http://i.imgur.com/tohoVSB.png tailplugs are the best

Art by .less

enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:10:45 No.12908526 >>12908523 Hm Hm, what an incredible and captivating tale, anon

>>	TheGrub Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:11:18 No.12908528 >>12908523 Derp. forgot the pastebin. http://pastebin.com/8JMdpEnT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:12:23 No.12908536 >>12908514 Anon I just want to treat her like my sister for fucks sake, I'm not getting rid of anyone! I don't want to dick the little sis!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:13:26 No.12908538 >>12908536 Don't worry Anon, we're all on the same boat

>>	TheGrub Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:14:15 No.12908541 File: 277 KB, 800x1000, NOvoZFp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908523 >>12908528 As pennance for my derp, may I present more flufy. also pastebin again http://pastebin.com/8JMdpEnT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:14:36 No.12908543 >>12908536 But she's your wife, she told me so. You don't want to be a bad husband and not dick the wife do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:17:08 No.12908550 >>12908506 Thank you for sharing your unasked opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:17:51 No.12908553 >>12908543 What? But I couldn't do that to my little sister, I would feel like a horrible pedophile if I dicked her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:18:45 No.12908559 Well, I'm done with colouring for today. Anyways, here's .less' pic with MGE Dragon colours: http://i.imgur.com/fWBMv7i.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:18:51 No.12908561 File: 367 KB, 1772x1668, Damphir Daughter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908479 Like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:19:02 No.12908562 >>12908464 >Give a hug >Everything suddenly OK Cute, in it's own way.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:20:39 No.12908569 >>12908550 You're welcome. Though I'm not sure how you manage to ask an anonymous person for their opinion. Logically speaking, aren't like 90% of the opinions shared here unasked for? It's nothing special, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:21:38 No.12908573 >>12908553 Oh I remember that. She killed herself you fucking dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:25:01 No.12908581 >>12908573 Nigga the fuck you talking about? She's fine and dandy.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:26:01 No.12908583

MGK in highschool? Am I running out of ideas? Yes.

You're Jimmy, the self-insert highschool freshman. It's lunch.
Do you listen obediently to Pharaoh's whims since she's the school's local tyrant?
Do you find Anubis in the Library and help her out with her Legos?
Do you pay Pokemon Adamantium with Minotaur and Dullahan on the new Nintendo Nanomachine gaming console?
Do you visit Crybaby Wyvern and eat lunch with her?
Do you and Ryu sit next to the vending machines while talking and eating snacks?
Do you and Dragon eat cafeteria pizza on library's brick steps?
Do you and Ophy put cherry bombs in Pharaoh's locker?
Do you join the track team like Werewolf ants you to?
Do you help Kitsune out with a few school related things?
Do you study with Yuki and Yeti in the overly cold room?
Do you mess around in the local sports grounds with Wurm and Sandworm?
Do you call up Lich, who's still in Kindergarten due to being an unaging kid and all, and ask if she and her sister will hep you study later?
Do you tell Holst and her boyfriend to stop making out in front of everyone?
Do you tell the creepy Ushi Oni to stop stalking you?
Do you help repair cardboard cutout Girtablilu?
Do you smoke cigarettes with Junior students Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you sneak out and say hello to Jabberwock and Lilim while thay're at their part-time job at the local bakery?
Do you sneak out and say hello to Junko and see how how her new job at the bakery is going?
Do you visit Albino Lamia in the hospital and cheer her up now that she's got Leukemia?
Or do you sit in the corner and try to look like a lone wolf?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:27:28 No.12908588 >>12908583 Lich.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:28:04 No.12908590 >>12908561 Just like that only with Christmas cake cakes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:28:09 No.12908591 >>12908070 Anubis husbando. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:28:40 No.12908594 >>12908583 Say hello to junko! >now that she's got Leukemia Why.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:29:12 No.12908598 >>12908583 >Dragon >pizza You had me at "hello".

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:30:08 No.12908601 >>12908581 Oh right, that was some OTHER girl wasn't it? Sure would be a shame if it happened to you imputo wouldn't it? You can prevent it Anon, just drop your pants

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:30:16 No.12908604 >>12908581 No anon, she killed herself in order to one day be reborn as someone you would love. As a woman. I should know, I wrote the thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:30:24 No.12908605 >>12908594 Her health only gets worse as she ages. She won't live to be 40.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:32:15 No.12908607 File: 3 KB, 112x126, 1383387592487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908605 Where the demonic energy when you need it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:32:32 No.12908609 >>12908590 You mean CC daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:33:27 No.12908612 >>12908607 Where's*

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:33:52 No.12908613 >>12906980 >bounce house It's a moon jump assclown

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:33:53 No.12908614

>>12908583
Visit Jabberwocky and ask if she remembers the days when I sat in her lap and if she wants to do that again

And I want Lilim to watch as I sit in Jabberwocky's lap and rest my head on her large plush breasts and remind her that, even after 9 years, she still doesn't have the breasts to rest a human boy's head on.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:34:39 No.12908618 >>12908607 It's on sale for $89.99 when you buy two tubs of Anubis Butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:34:57 No.12908619 >>12908583 Albino Lamia.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:35:39 No.12908622 >>12908520 >implying Sonic was always awful Clearly somebody has never played S3&K. Though admittedly, that was where the series peaked.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:35:43 No.12908623 >>12908614 She doesn't have Jabber's D wocks, but she's got some nice Bs now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:35:45 No.12908624 >>12908604 Nobody fucking died! It was just a game where I got Yandere Familiar twice and some greentexts followed where she got more and more aggressive about how she wanted me to dick her!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:36:01 No.12908626 File: 183 KB, 661x936, 1421199361973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908583 Mino 'n Dullahan sound fun Though Kitsune is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:37:00 No.12908627 >>12908609 It's more of the Daughteru steals a bunch of the wonderland old/young cakes and pretends to be an older woman to seduce him before changing back during the day. Then he walks in on her one day when she's changed in her room

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:37:51 No.12908630 >>12908583 No one is ever too old to play with Legos.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:38:08 No.12908631 >>12908583 >Albino lamia She has hemophilia AND leukemia? Jesus, that poor soul. Sorry Ophy, I gotta cheer this girl up.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:38:19 No.12908632 >>12908626 >unopened condom between lips I know you guys don't like the idea of rubbers, but that detail along with a playful look always makes me diamonds

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:38:32 No.12908633 >>12908510 >You're so funny daddy (but not as funny as the faces you'll be making once I'm wringing you dry) sleep well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:38:37 No.12908634 >>12908613 Both wrong, it's a bouncy castle

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:38:55 No.12908635 >>12908583 Anubis brought Legos to school again? Well...alright, I'll help her out. Whatever she needs!

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:39:40 No.12908642

Apparently the artist of the two MGE doujins sofar has said what's coming up.

>後日改めて告知させていただきますが、ティアはその性質上EXシリーズは持ち込むことができません。
>よって、コミティア111は新刊（私魔４）および総集編を持込み予定です。
>宜しくお願います！

I think he's saying the next event he's going to is Comitia 111 and he'll have a new doujin there, but it's in a different series, so not MGE. Doesn't say much more than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:41:25 No.12908643 >>12908633 >Drugs the dad and is midsex when her mom walks in, tired from a long day of work. >tells her daughter to keep it down while she tries to sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:41:48 No.12908645 >>12908632 My only regret on that one is that she's not good fit with mino legs, but she has glasses so I guess it evens out for context? http://imgur.com/XsTD7f7

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:42:32 No.12908648 >>12908624 Sorry anon, your stubborness pushed off the edge. She just wanted you to love her of your own will, but you refused. You're gonna carry this weight.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:43:26 No.12908651 >>12908635 >"Anon, I need your kidney and half a liver."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:44:19 No.12908653 >>12908648 Fuck you anon, nobody is gonna fucking die!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:44:19 No.12908654 >>12908651 ...can I have them back after...? I guess so either way. I trust her.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:44:31 No.12908655

>>12908464
>So now you are heading home expecting to find your place burnt to the ground or guards waiting to arrest you for kidnapping and torture.
>Door in sight, no smoke, no guards. The silence is just making you more nervous though.
>Open the door slowly and peak in, as if it's going to lessen the impact.
>"Ah, welcome home"
>Kid just sitting on the floor. Nothing out of place, nothing broken.
>"Hey. You ok? Want me to take you to the bathroom?"
>He gets a big dopey grin on his face "I'm ok. I did it by myself today"
>He holds up the walking stick you found for him that morning.
>"Good. That's good"
>You plop a claw down on top of his head and ruffle his hair. He grins even wider.
>He seems really happy. You should be happy too.
>You aren't. You're sad. You don't even know why.
>You sit down in one of your rickety old chairs and pull the kid into your lap. He seems surprised but doesn't say anything.
>The two of you just sit there for a while in silence.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:47:39 No.12908661 >>12908653 You don't seem to understand. She's gone. You killed her. Maybe you won't be so quick to dismiss her love next time. But honestly, who'd bother with such a coward?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:47:42 No.12908662 >>12908583 Going to play some Pokemon with Dully and Mino. It's Tournament Tuesday!

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:48:12 No.12908663

>>12908623
>Now-College-Aged Lilim comes to the high school one day showing her great and perky B cups
>Brags to all her old teachers and underclassman that once mocked her
>"I've been waiting for this day, losers. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but a flat chest; now *I* am the Breast."
>Everyone just glares at her because she's Lilim
>Jimmy being the harem protagonist he is congratulates her, but trips
>And grabs her breast
>And tears her shirt off
>And reveals she just stuffed her bra with several boxes worth of tissues
>She's still flat as fuck
>Only now she's shirtless in the middle of the hallway
>Surrounded by the most judgmental and cruel people in the world, high school girls
>Meanwhile, Jabberwocky is in her truck outside the school wondering whats taking Lilim so damn long and why she even wanted to stop by the old school
>Lilim then runs into her truck crying and shirtless, asking Jabberwocky to floor it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:49:16 No.12908666 >>12908661 But, but she's fine. She's in her room. nobody goddamn died.

Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:49:34 No.12908667

>>12908645
>hairy pits
I just can't do body hair like that.
Have some other cows and a thing of Asterio I've never posted.
http://imgur.com/59tBmbw
http://imgur.com/04mh3Np - Year of the Tits
http://imgur.com/Cgw5yZC
http://imgur.com/2ADJpjc - Assterio
http://imgur.com/2ADJpjc

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:50:05 No.12908669 >>12908663 Now that's just mean, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:51:49 No.12908673 >>12908667 Hound, you have a radar don't you? You always seem to appear when either "brown", "minotaur", or "Loen" Or when new art gets posted that needs colouring

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:53:39 No.12908678 >>12908673 Maybe we all are part of Hounds subconscious.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:53:50 No.12908679 >>12908643 >I finally got you! Now, Dad's thing... is inside. So hot and hard! Just stay asleep and let me do all the work. You'll never want to leave me now. Give me everything you got! Hah. So full. I knew you loved me Daddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:56:15 No.12908684 >>12908666 Hmm, thanks, you've given me an idea for later. But, afraid so, nigga she dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:57:01 No.12908686 >>12908583 Study in the cold room in shorts and tshirt

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:58:16 No.12908687 >>12908686 You're just asking for Yeti hugs and Yuki kisses anon.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 20:59:05 No.12908690

>>12908655
Maybe because waiting for his master to come home is the only thing he's good for now?
>Sold as a human
>Most slaves get the chance to work their life off and buy it back
>How's a blind child gunna work?
I'm just waiting for attempted suicide healing end where she yells at him, and he just cries telling her he's useless and just a burden. For her to snap and tell him that she bought him with her money, his life isn't his own to waste, it's hers, and he should live for her as her personal cuddlepump.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:00:42 No.12908693 >>12908679 >Honey, please have sex with your father quietly, Mommy has had a late night. >watches for a bit >You doing it wrong, scoot over and I'll show you how he really likes it.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:02:58 No.12908697

>>12908655
>"Don't you get bored just sitting in here all day?"
>"Not really. I move around some. I've been trying to memorize where everything is."
>You're starting to realize this kid is really bad at being blind. Worse than you expected even. The bathhouse is like 20 yards from your door and its a major accomplishment for him to just make it there and back alive.
>Well, he is still pretty new to the whole blind thing so maybe it's to be expected.
>Thinking about it is making you more depressed though.
>You wrap your arms around his chest and pull his back into you. He disappears into a forest of arm fluff and cleavage.
>You just sit there holding him like that without saying anything. You don't know why but it's making you feel better so fuck it. He doesn't seem to mind anyways.
>After what seems like half an hour or so you realize he's crying again.
>You aren't really sure why this time. You don't think you did anything to upset him. Maybe his eyes hurt.
>You pull him around and lay his head against your chest.
>Doesn't seem to help. In fact he just starts crying harder. This isn't the restrained weeping you've seen him do a few times but full on bawling.
>After a minute or so you start crying too. Don't know why, don't really feel all that sad, you just can't help it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:03:33 No.12908698 >>12908626 >Crotch bulge No thank you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:05:48 No.12908703 >>12908693 They best be careful. I'm told I hit people who touch me when I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:07:35 No.12908707 >>12908703 At least you have a reflex in your sleep. I'm told I'm as good as a dead body when asleep because I'm such a heavy sleeper.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:08:49 No.12908711 >>12908698 >not liking puff

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:09:43 No.12908712 >>12908687 More like a fight, Yuki making the room colder and colder as Yeti hugs tighter

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:09:55 No.12908713 >>12908698 Did this nigga just say he don't like puffy vulva? Cause I think he just said he don't like puffy vulva.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:10:34 No.12908714

>>12908707
>>12908703
>ftw you'll never be an interesting sleeper
Never spoken, barely ever dream. Barely ever find my self in a different position to when I wake up. Just... close my eyes, and turn into a log. I sleep rather lightly though.

>>12908698
>Not wanting more cushion for the pushion

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:12:02 No.12908718 >>12908712 Would BFFs fight?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:13:30 No.12908720 >>12908714 I hit people and talk massive shit about people. One time I hit someone in my dreams and I woke up mid-punching my wall. Shit hurt.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:14:39 No.12908724

>>12908443

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgkxSkF7QOU

>Wake up in a strange blue and white tunic on Halloween, there's a Dark Elf manufactured whip and a note from the Mistress
>"Meet me in the throne room", it reads
>Pushing open the large oaken doors, you find her sitting on her grand and opulent throne, the velvety red cushions conforming to her supple buttocks, a glass of dark red wine in one hand
>"How good of you to make it, Belmont"
>"But my name's Anon, we both know that"
>"SILENCE! YOUR TRICKERY WILL HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME, BELMONT!"
>"HAVE AT YOU!" the glass shattering as she tosses it aside
>She starts throwing fireballs at you and vanishing, taking pot shots at you which you dodge with some difficulty
>Each whip strike sends a jolt of pleasure across her body until she's nothing more than a flush faced, twitching mess, her lubrication slickening the inside of her thighs
>"D-do you think you've won!? Belmont!?"
>"Um... sure?"
>"I'll never concede to you, Belmont! You'll have to throw me down on the floor and ravish me!"
>You're holding her cheek in one hand, finally understanding her game, tying her arms above her head and groping her breast
>"Poor Draculina, you will cry bloody tears before this night has ended."
>Wild animal sex ensues
>Lich just sits in her Library watching the entire thing on her crystal ball, giving a dismissive 'yare yare' before going back to her book

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:14:39 No.12908725 >>12908714 Light sleepers are great. Due to my heavy sleeper nature I can't sleep with people around because I'm at MAXIMUM vulnerability

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:15:11 No.12908728 >>12908697 It's raining.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:15:13 No.12908729 >>12908693 >No fair! I'm making him happy right now. See how much he's twitching? Look at him, it's my turn to make him feel good

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:17:46 No.12908733

>>12908729
>This is the tipping point
>This is where it all falls apart
Next it's little things like "I get daddy's lap" And then it's "But I wanna go on a date with daddy. You celebrate your anniversary every year." and then it's "Please, daddy obviously prefers me." Daughter dicking when you're commited to a waifu is the lowest of the low and should be purged.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:18:32 No.12908734 >>12908718 You're probably right, they're too nice Making the room colder would only help Yeti get closer and share a scarf

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:20:14 No.12908738 >>12908729 >you call that twitching? You are ten years too early to challenge me daughter. >Behold! Our family's ultimate technique! >Anon wakes up for the briefest of seconds before his wife drives him to ahego

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:20:54 No.12908740 >>12908733 Shove off old man. Daddy loves both mommy and me. Maybe if you had a cute daughteru to love you wouldn't be so bitter.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:24:05 No.12908747 >tfw writing a daughteru dicking story I never thought I'd sink to this level.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:24:06 No.12908748 >>12908738 >wow >She gets on anon's face >Mommy... >Touch me too

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:25:16 No.12908750

>>12908740
>Shove off old man. Daddy loves both mommy and me.
>Roleplaying.
Egh. At any rate, that might swing if you have succusluts or biwhores for a family, but try that shit with a wolfu? Pack hierarchy comes into play. With a Pharaoh, you'd be trying to steal a literal living god's husband. Forget about trying it with a dragon.

More to the point, what type of Mg species would be fine with letting their husband fuck another woman? I can only imagine succusluts and Bicorns. Manticores maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:25:32 No.12908751 >>12908734 >threeway scarf sharing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:25:58 No.12908752 >>12908747 Just think of all the joy you'll be bringing to perverts of the most refined taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:26:00 No.12908753 >>12908747 At least make it tender and loving.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:26:01 No.12908754 >>12908747 Are you being paid to do it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:26:41 No.12908756 Isn't daughteru dicking sort of hypocritical? Say you adopt a son, are you okay with him fucking your waifu? I fuckin' wouldn't be.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:27:14 No.12908757 >>12908753 Keep your vanillafagging out of incest please.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:27:14 No.12908758 >>12908751 but that's lewd besides, what would be in it for yuki?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:28:51 No.12908762

>>12908747

>Have Phoenix waifu
>She's getting ready to die, smiling at you
>This isn't the first time it's happened, you've stopped aging as well from the effects her mana has on you
>She lets out on last breath, fire consuming her body
>From the ashes, you hear a baby crying, it's her reborn
>Years later, wake up to a small Phoenix bouncing on top of your chest
>"Uu~ Uu~ Papa wake up or Mama will be angry!"
>"I want to eat 13 crickets! That's a dozen, right Papa!?"
>You will never smile softly, thinking to yourself that while this isn't the most perfect of relationships, you're still happy on some base level
>You will never dick her years later after she regains her memories, spending one hour for every year it took her to grow back up making her into your woman all over again
>She will never let "Papa" slip just once, much to her own embarassment

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:29:25 No.12908763 >>12908758 Being close to her crush and being with her BFF?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:31:13 No.12908769 >>12908750 That's your canon. >>12908756 Adoptive? Eh, if he gets her pregnant I get a new daughteru to dick.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:32:15 No.12908774 >>12908748 >in the morning, mommy needs to sleep. >anon wakes up in the morning being cuddled on both sides by his wife and daughter

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:33:01 No.12908776 >>12908762 You are doing glorious things to my dick and heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:34:58 No.12908782 >>12908769 >if he gets her pregnant I get a new daughteru to dick. Wow... I just can't do that man. It's like you view your wife as nothing more than a biological factory to pop out more daughters for you to fuck. I wanna NTR her from you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:36:51 No.12908783 >>12908782 Not if I NTR her first!

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:39:23 No.12908790
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>>12908763I guess even a cold Yuki-onna can appreciate a warm hug too

I can imagine a little Yuki all bundled up for -40 weather confused seeing a Yeti for the first time wearing nothing but her fur

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:39:35 No.12908792 >>12908783 >Ntring your own wife from you to you You sir, are a madman. Your ideals are repulsive, but I respect your insanity.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:39:46 No.12908795 >>12908762 >Phoenix MG who is both your waifu and your daughteru. BRILLIANT.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:41:01 No.12908797

>>12908774
>They wake up once he moves to leave the bed
>Waifu kisses anon good morning the moves to kiss the daughteru
>She jumps at him and meets his lips, slipping her tongue in his mouth
>Waifu pushes him forward so he can't break the kiss, and beginsto jerk him off
>Assaulted on both sides, and with morning wood already in their favor, he cums on the faifu's hand, a little lands on the daughter's chest
>Waifu moves to lick it off of her while the daughteru greedily sucks her mothers fingers and laps her palm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:42:53 No.12908801 >>12908782 >>12908783 Try it and I'll alp you both. This is a family affair.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:43:07 No.12908802 >>12908790 I can imagine Loen drawing that if we beg him enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:43:55 No.12908806 >>12908801 Jokes on you! I'm already an Alp!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:44:14 No.12908810 >>12908776 ElfOkay.jpg >>12908795 It's a small wonder people haven't used Phoenix yet given that it's perfectly legal to dick your daughteru in this case.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:44:54 No.12908813 >>12908801 >This is a family affair Not when I take your neglected wife from you, and seduce your daughters when then come over to visit. Wouldn't be hard, you raised them into a pack of sluts. I'd just have to wave my dick around.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:45:36 No.12908816 >>12908801 Not if I seduce you before you can.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:45:49 No.12908818 Is Ruto and Midna Monster Girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:46:11 No.12908821 >>12908762 But she never remember, right? It's a bit sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:48:51 No.12908831 >>12908806 Oh. Okay. Then you get to watch. >>12908813 Did you miss the part where we're dicking them both at once? I'll just kill you. Unless you have a waifu and daughteru and want to be friends.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:49:03 No.12908834

>>12908816
>The father of his own daughter harem turns into an Alp
>His daughters are dejected and broken, because they were never allowed to love another man
>Now daddy has turned into mummy, and they have no one to dick them, and no one to love, because in their formative years of dicking and cum swallowing, they were taught to only associate dicks with daddy.
Welp, you raised a group of failures as women.

>>12908821
Said she remembers when she gets older. What I wannak now is how long she lives for, since you both stop aging. Is the time she can spend as your waife just a blink of your immortal eye? That's suck. Marriage at shutter speed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:50:04 No.12908840 >>12908831 >both at once Why would I be at your place?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:50:52 No.12908845 >>12908816 I'm not gay.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:52:23 No.12908854

>>12908834

In my headcanon a Phoenix MG could live for roughly the same length of a normal human before regenerating herself.

Her husband becoming immortal is mostly for her own protection, and the fact that he could never really leave her if he wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:52:24 No.12908855 >>12908724 I love this greentext and your taste in music. You are my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:52:45 No.12908857 >>12908831 >>12908831 >>12908840 How does this sound. I NTR your waifu, pump her full of my children, and then we can trade daughterus to dick?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:54:08 No.12908865 >>12908854 >daughteru, teen, young adult, CC, milf, Gmilf all in one 2 OP, nerf pls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:55:29 No.12908871 File: 644 KB, 726x551, fullbodytentaclehug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm so envious.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:55:42 No.12908872 >>12908857 Only if I can impregnate your waifu. Fuck this got weird. Fucking NTRfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:56:52 No.12908879 >>12908857 >>12908872 The fuck is going on here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:56:57 No.12908880 >>12908871 I don't. Slimy pussy worst pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:57:25 No.12908882 >>12908871 Lucky man. I bet his words are >BROGFFLGFGFBGFGFLBGFGOTRLgbflgFB

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:57:40 No.12908884 >>12908872 >Implying I'd do all this shit If I had a waifu I could be devoted to. I'll still marry an Echidna though. So the daughterus we could fuck could be of different species.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:58:49 No.12908885 >>12908879 NTRfags getting in the way of daughteru dicking.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:59:25 No.12908886 >>12908882 If I were in that position, I'm pretty sure I'd be unable to form words as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 21:59:55 No.12908888 >>12908885 Hey not their fault you left your waifu lonely, horny and unloved whilst you were swimming in daughter pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:01:32 No.12908890 >>12908886 Anon i think that anon is drowning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:01:38 No.12908891 File: 125 KB, 452x360, 1408546891374.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908855 T-thanks?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:01:43 No.12908892 >>12908884 No way dude, you only get to play if you have a waifu I can impregnate. You want to make kids using my w aifu's womb without having a ready womb for me? Who the fuck do you think I am, Anthony Burch? I'll glass you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:02:51 No.12908895 >>12908890 I'm an idiot. Still worth it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:03:35 No.12908899 >>12908888 Except I didn't, I can't read kun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:03:42 No.12908900 >>12908892 >Implying I need your permission to take your wife from you What? It's not like you're using her. Too busy with your face buried in daughterus You wouldn't even realise she were gone.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:04:32 No.12908903
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>>12908448
>>12908450
Camp Sunnyvale is now up on pastebin with some minor changes and additional entries

http://pastebin.com/mXjvnD66

This one is going to be more freeform than my other stuff, so suggestions on who or what to add, what to do, where to go, and so on are more than welcome

I'm still working on my other stuff, but I feel I burn out too quick if I focus on one or two things only

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:06:03 No.12908911 Fast. First two replies get MGK doodles.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:06:49 No.12908914 >>12908911 Crow Tengu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:06:56 No.12908916 >>12908911 Yeti daughteru shoving her paws on her dad's face?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:07:03 No.12908917 >>12908900 I'll fuck you mother and alp your father, then I'll force you to fuck him. And then I'll feed you your balls. My waifu is mine. My daughteru is mine. My grandaughterus are mine. And I'm armed and not dense. Try it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:07:37 No.12908923 >>12908911 Centaur drinking out of a sippy cup so that guy will shut up ab out it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:07:44 No.12908924 >>12908911 Jimmy giving junko his scarf

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:08:48 No.12908932 >>12908871 I'd love to be in a position like that with a Holstaurus. >>12908882 I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:08:50 No.12908933 >>12908818 Yes and yes. The dude who drew that Lich pic that got posted last night has done wonderful artwork of both.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:09:09 No.12908936 >>12908911 Faceless chubby holst husbando taking his daughteru for a walk, her faceless MGK future husband best friend tagging along. They're all eating icecream but you can't see how because the two guys are faceless.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:09:13 No.12908937 >>12908917 Easy man. I thought you guys were joking around but this is taking it too far.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:11:17 No.12908945

>>12908917
You sound a little angry. C'mon, it's not like you'll miss your waifu, and you only have one dick. You think your daughteru's will miss her? Think again, you raised them to only see her as womanly competition in the race vying for your dick. A guy wouldn't even have to do much, she'd willingly go with him after he gives her the dicking, care and attention she's been missing.

>>12908937
I-I was joking. The idea of sharing repulses me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:12:04 No.12908948 >>12908937 >not knowing waifus and daughterus are serious business How many settings have incest as part of the norm? I really would kill the fucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:17:10 No.12908964 >>12908948 Alright, lets say I let you have your way with my succubus prost-Uh, waifu, as I fuck your waifu. deal? Then we can trade the daughterus.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:20:11 No.12908973

>>12908945
Like I said, just try to take them. I'll break every major joint in your body, blind you, cut off your ears, nose and tongue. I'll pull off you fingernails and rip your teeth out. I'll flat and salt your back and the soles of your feet. I'll force feed you your dick and cheeks and then I'll have some crackheads rape you to death after you eat their shit.

You can take whatever you want, but demon lord help you if you take it from me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:22:00 No.12908980 >>12908964 Look one post below you..

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:22:52 No.12908984 File: 56 KB, 500x700, The tag says Anubis but she looks more like aBastet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You'd violate a desert MG princess right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:23:26 No.12908986 >>12908984 No. Too tired for that right now.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:24:33 No.12908988
File: 678 KB, 1327x629, livingdoll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Hello anons!

Tonight eight writefags got together for a little challenge.

A random MG was picked from the MGE wiki and we were given two hours to write a story about it.

Please read and vote on your favorites! Yes, strawpoll is easily manipulated but it's all we have, really. Please be on your best behavior.

http://strawpoll.me/3402339

Enjoy! And don't forget to vote!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:24:36 No.12908989 >>12908984 I'm with this guy >>12908986 Can't I do it in the morning?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:24:58 No.12908990

>>12908973
I think you're getting too into this man. Especially when I wouldn't have to take anything. She'd willingly give it to me, while you're busy with your god knows how many spawn, completely neglecting her. But whatever. This is getting redundant and stupid, and I feel bad for indulging in it. You're waifu don't real. Neither do your daughterus.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:25:56 No.12908992

>>12908984
>Violate
If by violate you mean declare my love to her and offer up my life in service and dedication to her, proclaiming my absolute devotion in the hopes that she might at least give me a chance. And if she shall, strive to do everything to prove my word. And if in the course of that, she in turn finds feelings of love for me, then I would do absolutely everything to and for her body for the sake of her pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:26:23 No.12908993 >>12908984 Every hole. Between the soles of her feet. I'd wrap her tail on my dick as she sucks me off and make her gargle my cum. And then I'd fuck the back of her knee.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:26:26 No.12908994 >>12908988 Fuck off, living doll is fucking shit Just kidding, the stories were pretty neat

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:27:24 No.12908997 >>12908986 >>12908989 >Too tired Fine, Grandpa.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:28:51 No.12909000 >>12908988 >Was writing a Living Doll story >Gave up because it kept going into bad end >Suddenly, a bunch of writefags made Living Doll stories Well alright then

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:29:49 No.12909003 >>12908990 You're the one bringing ntr shit into this What, now I can't keep my waifu because I'm fucking my daughteru? That's the whole point of this setting, to have your cake and eat it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:32:15 No.12909009 >>12908990 And of course you would have to take, husband's mana clause.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:33:52 No.12909011 >>12909003 >>12909009 Oh, I wasn't really going by hugbox logic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:34:15 No.12909012 >>12908986 >>12908989 That's fine, it's not like she wanted some dirty commoner to take advantage of her and introduce her to pleasures she would never find in the palace. So don't feel bad about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:36:54 No.12909019 >>12908703 Me too anon, I broke someones nose one time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:37:26 No.12909020 File: 419 KB, 1000x2000, Crow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908914 I have no idea if this is what you wanted but anyway, here. Daughteru for a rock dad.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:37:58 No.12909022

>>12909000

>TFW keep trying to write about MGs I like
>Lose my Way, start thinking nobody would read it anyway because it isn't their favorite MG or is Manticore/Cheshire/questionable shit
>Stop writing and just shitpost in /mgg/ all day while staring at yellow writing pad with various ideas that'll probably never get written

I know this pain, very well.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:37:59 No.12909023 >>12909019 I slapped my mom in the face.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:38:48 No.12909025 >>12909020 That's adorable. I like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:39:33 No.12909028 Why can we stick to one thread,while the tohuu crowd can't resist the urge to create so many asinine threads?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:39:43 No.12909029 >>12909011 Why would you throw out one of the best elements in the setting? Don't you want to be loved? Are You that much of an NTRfag? Tell me, what would you do if MGs became real? Or in the 2D world? Did my torture talk spook you?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:39:54 No.12909031

>>12908984
Do you think she's into that?
Being tied up by you, her husband, as she tells you about how, "You'll never have my kingdom. My people will avenge me."

And then ravaged from behind while being bound by the ropes you tied her with. Screaming with pleasure as you ram her over and over.
And then just before she climaxes, she tells you to choke her. You're hesitant at first, but you do so when she commands you to do it.

After she finishes her heavenly orgasm, she kisses you, telling you how rough you were with her despite being her prince.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:41:36 No.12909034

>>12909012
What pleasures? All we do is work sixteen hours a day and eat tasteless bread. We're lucky if we're not thirsty. The only good things that come around here is when a wedding happens and we get a party with meat, dancing, and a day off from work. So unless she can make a wedding happen she isn't getting much fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:42:22 No.12909036 >>12909028 Because we have no other choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:42:43 No.12909038 >>12909031 >"Choke me! Put commoner babies in my belly! Dirty my blue blood heritage!" >"Honey, I just want to go back to farming turnips already..."

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:46:53 No.12909047

>>12909029
Naw it just turned into edgy sadist dick waving. I could have retorted but to what purpose, really? I tend to throw out the hugbox because I don't like how unrealistic it is to make your bed and sleep in it whilst also eating the cake that you baked. As for what I'd do if MGs became real? Find a nice zombie girl and fuck her so hard I turn into an undead incubus, and watch her blossom into a faithful and beautiful wight. Spend centuries together, then do whatever it is the undead do. I'd do much the same in the 2D world, except with magic and swords and shit.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:51:30 No.12909058

So in MGE is it all just controlling rape and being forced to always be around your wife/rapist, never to live your dreams or be on your own for a long period of time?

While all of the worlds major flaws being hidden under a blanket of "It's fine, muh true loving waifu"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:55:24 No.12909062 >>12909058 KC's excuse is more like "it's fine because that's what you secretly wanted all along, you just didn't know it"

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:57:36 No.12909065

>>12909062
That's the thing.

You don't really hear anything about how the men live after getting a wife, like do they still get to live their dreams and have some time apart of their wife?

If not, fuck I would get sick of always being around my wife doing nothing but fucking and following her dreams and shit, it would suck ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:57:43 No.12909066 >>12908903 Well at least you did deliver unlike some smaller stories that die out. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:58:39 No.12909067 File: 399 KB, 2000x1000, Yeti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908916

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 22:59:47 No.12909071 >>12909065 You're thinking too much. Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:01:08 No.12909074 >>12909067 This is incredible. Thank you, mang. Now I can finally rest in peace. Stay based and good night.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:01:25 No.12909075 >>12909067 Loen, can I have a pic of a fox daughter walking with a faceless dad?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:01:38 No.12909076 >>12909020 That's pretty cool. >>12909067 And that's fucking cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:02:02 No.12909077 >>12909065 Having a loving wife and a carefree hammock vacation life seems to be the dream you don't understand you have. How many lights are there?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:02:15 No.12909079

>>12909071
No anon I'm thinking just enough.

If being a paladin allows me to keep my dreams and purpose in life, other than being a girls fuck slave called "husband" I'll be a fucking paladin.

That or I'll be like Eiji from Kamen Rider OOO, a drifter wandering the world.
I have nothing else to compare that lifestyle to, so don't call me KamenAnon or whatever

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:02:20 No.12909080 >>12909067 That's pretty god damn kawaii.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:02:53 No.12909081 >>12909020 >>12909067 Would you consider doing? >>12906783

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:03:06 No.12909082 >>12907341 >go to classes >come back to this >.less I have the biggest grin on my face. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:04:55 No.12909087 >>12909067 Can you do a 2nd grader delinquent Salamander? Or a Crybaby Wyvern holding a Tickle Me Lilim?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:05:24 No.12909088 >>12909077 >Having a loving wife and a carefree hammock vacation life I want this. Sounds like heaven. >>12909065 >always being around my wife doing nothing but fucking But at the same time, not this. Sounds exhausting.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:05:39 No.12909091 >>12909067 My heart. I can't take this abuse Loen. You're going to kill me here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:06:52 No.12909092 >>12909087 >Can you do a 2nd grader delinquent Salamander? This

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:07:09 No.12909093

>>12909079

Being a paladin means you have to murder cute girls and get treated like shit from every superior but the Chief God herself.

On the other hand, marrying anything directly working for the DL or Fallen God is marrying a bunch of fuckhippies that would let their nations starve from ignorance.

Best solutions are nice monster waifu who treats you as an equal and isn't directly involved in the war or being a rich as fuck human in Order territory and get to be the guy that pisses downhill on people instead of the guy feeling the rain.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:07:55 No.12909096 >>12909065 >Live their dreams and have some time apart of their wife. >Not wanting to go out and have adventures and fulfill your dreams with your wife. You are living your life incorrectly.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:08:43 No.12909101

>>12909079
MGE is for fap fantasies with monster girls.

Not grandiose life plans.

Not moralfagging.

For fucking. That's it. This shit comes up every single thread like people are forced to be in some world they don't know anything about and take issue with things that aren't an issue.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:09:29 No.12909104 >>12909096 I want to be with my wife anon. But sometimes I need my own time alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:09:57 No.12909105 >>12909101 This Why are people who don't want to fuck monsters in these goddamn threads?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:09:58 No.12909106

>>12909101
It's about living out a fantasy life with a sexy MG waifu.

That includes going out and having fun adventures if you so desire.

People who say otherwise are just looking for something to hate on because deep down they don't want to be happy.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:11:09 No.12909111

>>12909034
Her life in the place is very strict. While she does have the best of the food and the wine, the rest of her days are spend studying for subjects she has no interest in, spending spend with irritating nobles, and listening to her father make plans to marry her off further the borders of the kingdom. The times she is happiest is when she's in the city streets, with all the commoners that live there. Despite the poverty and suffering, she finds things that she never would within the palace walls. She finds actual friends who like each other, unlike the shallow political allies she has to talk to. She finds people enjoying life, despite how harsh and cruel it can be.

But most of all, is the sex. She had an idea of what sex was before, pieced together from the whispers of the servants and from vague descriptions from the books she read, but it wasn't until see stumbled upon a couple enjoying each other in some back alley that she knew how much she wanted it, each if she knew almost nothing about it. It was difficult for her after that. The image of two lovers moaning in pleasure was almost always on her mind, she couldn't stand it. She tried it get it out of her mind by asking her must trusted servants what they knew of sex, as well as having more explicit books sneaked into her collection. but that only make her want it even more. She knew she couldn't find someone in the palace to satisfy her, as her marriage to a foreign prince was already in the works, and any fooling around would be quickly found out. Her marriage night was too long away as well, she ha to do something soon or she would go crazy.

That's why she came to you, hoping that you could help her with her problem. The least you could do is give her a good dicking, or a licking or whatever you want so she can relax at last.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:11:31 No.12909112 File: 927 KB, 1119x1600, 1413695075542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908801 >>12908806 >>12908816 All I can keep thinking about from the beginning of this exchange of words is this fucking picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:13:29 No.12909116 >>12909106 >That includes going out and having fun adventures if you so desire. Yeah, and KC's had to say "yes, that's a thing" in a Q&A for people that can't even begin to try thinking for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:14:20 No.12909119 >>12909111 Well, when you put it like that I'd love to help out!

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:14:21 No.12909121

>>12909101
I'm not saying I hate MGE's world

I'm saying I would personally find it exhausting if I had to constantly be around my wife doing nothing but fucking her or following her around.

Sometimes I just want to explore the world on my own, and if I can't get that I don't want that life.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:14:41 No.12909123 >>12909067 apophis pls loen we need more

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:15:23 No.12909125 >>12909123 Wait until next time anon. We don't want to overload poor Loen.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:15:25 No.12909126 >>12909119 That's the spirit! Go get her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:17:10 No.12909128 >>12909125 >Loen needs food badly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:17:40 No.12909129 >>12909116 >For people that can't even begin to try thinking for themselves. WELCOME TO /mgt/!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:18:19 No.12909131 File: 522 KB, 1320x2000, 4d98d6ad0811a3d7d5794ec4544ec960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uh oh! An Anubis has caught you and is asking you to be her dick throne or get thrown in the dungeon with a minotaur. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:18:45 No.12909134 >>12909128 Anon, Loen is not a Tamagotchi

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:20:09 No.12909138 >>12909131 But both are delicious brown. If I get to sit as a dickthrone, fine, but I'm not doing the electric chair against the wall. That would kill me. Better off with the minotaur girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:20:18 No.12909140 >>12909065 However the fuck they want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:20:26 No.12909141 >>12909134 Never played Gauntlet, have you?

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:21:14 No.12909144

>>12908697
>Wake up later than usual, groggy and sore.
>Kid was fine after crying himself out. You felt better too oddly enough. Exhausted though.
>Stretch out a bit and discover the kid has latched onto your stomach again.
>Every fucking morning you find him clinging to it like it's got gold inside.
>Only got 1 bed and you can't make him sleep on the floor. Of course you don't feel like sleeping on the floor either, so you share.
>You sleep naked, obviously. Only freaks and perverts go to bed with clothes on.
>Shouldn't be a problem though. He's just a kid after all.
>First morning you wake up and find him snoozing away ears deep in your tits.
>And he may be a kid but he's old enough for morning wood. You could feel it poking around dangerously close to your womanhood.
>Wasn't an unpleasant experience exactly, just made you feel like a creep.
>Sleep facing away from him after that and his hands have been on your belly like flies on shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:21:57 No.12909145 >>12909141 Valkyrie a best, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:22:24 No.12909147 >>12909131 That's an imposter. No tail or paws. Probably headband ears.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:22:34 No.12909148 >>12909131 If that's what she looks like I would gladly become her dick throne.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:23:20 No.12909151 >>12909145 But warrior tho...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:23:35 No.12909153 >>12909144 And morning wood on her butt?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:24:12 No.12909154 >>12909131 >No tail I don't like amputees

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:24:16 No.12909155

>>12909121
>if I had to
You don't. Even if that was "canon" in Monster Waifu Simulator, it doesn't actually exist and your imagination isn't bound by some external rule set that forbids independent thought. It's thinking too much about a non-issue that'd already been generally debunked anyway. Granted it's usually tempered with a lot more hostility that goes downhill fast, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:24:29 No.12909157 >>12909151 Hey, I'm not knocking hour preference. Two more players?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:24:48 No.12909158 >>12909131 Slay the minotaur. Make her my dick sheath.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:25:13 No.12909160 >>12909111 What if I want to marry her instead?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:26:12 No.12909163 >>12909157 Jester and Sorceress. Dark Legacy best Gauntlet.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:30:23 No.12909171

>>12909160
You'll have to ran far away to escape the king's men. They'll be angry at the commoner that seduced his daughter. She'll bring as many riches with her as she can so it shouldn't be that hard to find a new life as long as you keep your head low. Then you can forget the oppression of the place, or the poverty of the streets and live together in happiness.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:31:32 No.12909173 >>12909131 Be the creator of the Holstaurus species. Then found Hathorism. Then conquer the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:33:42 No.12909177 >>12908988 Most of these are borderline creepy, but I approve.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:34:24 No.12909180

>>12909144
>Feel him stirring behind you
>"Hey Alex. Why do you always grab onto my stomach like that when we're sleeping?"
>"Eh? Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to-"
>"No no, it's fine, it's not like I mind, it's just - why that spot in particular?" Normally you would expect a kid to be drawn to the boobs if anything.
>"Mm. I don't know, I guess it's just sort of right in front of where my arms go."
>"I see." That makes sense.
>"And it's soft."
>
>
>"What? No, I'm sure there are a lot of much softer places to grab onto right?"
>He mumbles into the blankets "Nnn. Nah, this is the softest."
>He gives a small, barely perceptible squeeze to the belly meat he's still clinging to.
>
>"Eris?"
>Time for situps

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:34:28 No.12909181 >>12909171 I like this end.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:34:59 No.12909182 >>12909177 When you have a bunch of guys writing about dolls, you're gonna hit on a lot of common thematic elements. Shame we don't have any women 'round here that write. I'd actually be interested in seeing what they'd cook up for a doll story.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:35:39 No.12909183 >>12909155 So I can be away from my wife for months of a time if I want? Alright then. But the whole "rape and forced husband" thing still really turns me off, if I get a waifu I want it to be my pure 100% not drugged or whatever choice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:36:17 No.12909185 >>12909177 >Most of these are borderline creepy >Living fucking doll >Creepy No shit? I wanted to go for a humorous spin on mine but didn't have the energy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:36:29 No.12909186 >>12909180 I was not expecting this kind of funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:40:41 No.12909194 >>12908988 >think I can guess a couple of the writers from their styles and content

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:42:43 No.12909201 >>12909194 Go ahead and do it then. Let's see if you can get any!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:43:08 No.12909203 >>12909180 And he cries more than ever when that softness is gone

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:43:48 No.12909206 >>12909194 In all honesty, I like this format. Maybe because I can't really tell writers from their style, but this way we can read something without attaching a name to it and hating it preemptively.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:47:15 No.12909212

>>12909180
So why does she feel so bad for him? I mean, yeah it's cruel and unusual to cut his eyes out, but... She knew she was buying a virgin, child slave. Not so surprising that their lives would be shit, is it? I mean, if she felt so bad, why did she buy a slave in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:47:55 No.12909214 >>12909212 Regrets anon. People have them. Their perspective changes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:48:26 No.12909215 >>12909194 >Heirloom = Bob >Second Chances = Fizzman >All In Their Eyes = Peterdnzl or Lichanon That's all I have

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:49:02 No.12909219 >>12909214 It's not her fault. She just happened to buy him. If not her, some one else.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:49:14 No.12909220 So would Stalker Anon's waifu be a Dog Girl subspecies that are know for having extremely strong noses?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:51:43 No.12909227 >>12909215 >Peterdnzl nope, I've got the writer's block. Also, don't care much for either Living Dolls or writing competitions. I guess I should read that story, if someone think's it's me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:52:29 No.12909233 >>12909220 It would be a Kunoichi Think about it

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:52:33 No.12909234

>>12909219
Still though, seeing him in that state, it's natural that she'd have doubts.

People can get caught up in a certain mind-set when they think one thing, but then that can come crashing down around them and their mentality can change quite readily.

>"Oh boy oh boy, my very own virgin slave-boy!"
>Little more shota than I expected, but guess I shoulda seen that coming.
>Just gotta get this blindfold of-O-Oh fuck.
>This? This is what I paid for? This is what my money supported?
>This...poor kid. And just so I could fuck 'im? The fuck is wrong with me...

>>12909215
>AnonLich
Nope. I did write one of them though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:53:39 No.12909236 >>12909233 Yeaaah. Yeah that's good!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:56:24 No.12909239 Whomever did write All in Their Eyes did a commendable job. Brought as smile to my face

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:57:16 No.12909240 >>12909239 Hope you voted to let them know!

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:57:23 No.12909241

>>12909234
Yeah I guess that's a pretty logical train of thought. Like if your steak came with pictures of mutilated cows.
>This is what you wanted

Can't wait to see the sexual tension build, because he's a scared and lonely kid at 'that age' who was saved by his hound nee-san, and yet she doesn't want to touch him because the guilt slaughters her libido.

Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:58:03 No.12909242

I want to spoil a were-cat. Buy her treats and tease her with the snacks. Rub her belly until she can't take it anymore. Scratch behind her ears until her throat is numb from purring. Forcibly cuddle with her on the couch and keep her warm at night with my naked body.
All to see how soon she snaps from the sexual tension.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:58:56 No.12909245 >>12909241 Indeed. Looking forward to the development and hijinks. >>12909242 >Implying not immediately.

Peterdnzl Tue, Jan 13, 2015 23:59:28 No.12909247

>>12909215
>>12909227
Ok, so I read All in their eyes, and I'm flattered that anon thinks it's me, because it was pretty good. probably a bit better than I could do in two hours. I liked it, good combination of spooky and heartwarming. Also, I promise I'm still working on Spider and the Fly, it's just writing the last part is hard for me to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:00:30 No.12909249 >>12909247 Are you still going to write that one about the pirates?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:00:37 No.12909250 >>12909247 >writing the last part is hard for me to do. Brother!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:01:57 No.12909254 >>12909245 Well, immediately is good too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:05:21 No.12909261 I missed this challenge. Damn. I wanted to do a. Living Doll story too. Maybe I'll do one anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:07:22 No.12909266 >>12909261 Do it fagget. No alp.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:08:38 No.12909268

>>12909249
Yes, I still plan on doing that, I just don't know yet how to tackle it.
>>12909250
It's weird to actually finish something, even something you knew had to end. I always knew how it was going to end, it was the middle parts that was the fun bits, getting suggestions from anons and other writefags about what monstergirls to add and where. I'm kind of sad it's ending soon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:09:39 No.12909270 >>12909261 Same, sounded fun. Whatever, I have another story I can work on.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:10:53 No.12909271 >>12909261 >>12909270 I'd like to make it a biweekly thing. Tuesday evenings (For murriclaps) seems to have worked well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:11:39 No.12909274 >>12909270 We'll have to post as guests, though. Would'nt wanna be attention whores.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:12:40 No.12909276

>>12908523

So... based on that picture you linked, and the story, does it mean she permanently wears a huge buttplug tail? Does that mean she has a permanently hugely gaping anus?

When she farts, does it sound like someone blowing over the opening of a cider jug?
When she poops or does anal, does it look like someone throwing a hot dog down a well?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:13:11 No.12909278 >>12908988 I admire these dudes for being able to write on command like that. I couldn't, I've gotta feel it, y'know?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:13:17 No.12909279 I wonder how laughable would a fallen Paladin who still clings to his beliefs of goodness be to MG's. Like son, you're done. Why still pretend to be above the vices and desires of man?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:13:21 No.12909280 >Making sweet love to Thunderbird waifu >Ride the Lightening comes on the radio >Both of you ending up laughing too hard to keep going.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:13:53 No.12909283 >>12909271 >Recurring write fag challenges This is the most brilliant content-production strategy I've never thought of ever. Brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:15:15 No.12909286 >>12909276 MAMANO MANA! Imagine jazz hands during that. >>12909280 Hah!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:15:58 No.12909288 >>12909278 You'll never know unless you try. A lot of them had the same sentiments, but tried anyways. I think most of them agreed that although difficult, they're better for it. It can also be seen as a writing exercise, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:16:42 No.12909290 >>12909279 A paladin only falls when he abandons his beliefs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:17:03 No.12909293 >>12905661 I've given up on the 6th grader, she doesn't love me and never will. I'm going to go spend some time with my teacher and maybe try to stop her from drinking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:17:33 No.12909295 >>12909274 That I don't mind. Still feels fun. >>12909271 That kills it for me though. Second shift is a harsh mistress. Still think you should keep it though, a lot of these storys are pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:18:44 No.12909297 >>12909293 >doesn't >never Think again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:19:37 No.12909302 >>12909295 I think they'd be cooler if we got more comfortable MGs. This is a good way to broaden horizons and all, but there was a communal groan when living doll got selected.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:19:50 No.12909303 >>12909288 This. I spent the first 20 minutes thinking I'd just quit before I got an idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:19:57 No.12909304 >>12909240 I did. No worries there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:21:16 No.12909307 >>12908147 Now someone is coloring my request?! This is a good day!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:22:30 No.12909312

>>12909302
I can understand that but a curveball is nice every now and then.

Try writing about a parasite slime and NOT having it be 4000 words of rape.

Let's you flex those creative muscles.

That and it may give girls who don't have a lot of writing a little bit.

hopefully these will be saved by someone in a contest repository.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:25:27 No.12909315

>>12909312
>Try writing about a parasite slime and NOT having it be 4000 words of rape.
That actually sounds easy. There's so much emotional suffering going on there you don't even NEED the rape. Parasite slime isn't even the rapiest of the parasites, that title goes to roper.

>That and it may give girls who don't have a lot of writing a little bit.
Quantity sure, but one has to wonder how much quality they'd get from two hours compared to a more intensive writing session.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:26:28 No.12909318 >>12909312 Comedy slime? >Attempted ventriloquism. >Slapstick tripping off the slime ball. >Pretending to pop the slime ball. >All to try and impress court jester senpai. I dunno.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:27:53 No.12909327 >>12909315 Your actually right, it's pretty easy. Just gotta go "I will not just make a rape fic. >Quantity If anything it gives them something to read while waiting for a bigger one.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:28:45 No.12909329

>>12909315
I come back to two hours because I think it's good for flash fiction.
Legit short stories would take far longer to write. I also don't want to keep people forever.

Maybe next time I'll try three hours? The problem there is that writing for extended periods of time is kinda mentally fatiguing. For me anyways.

What's funny is the first thing I got was a Chimera. Sadly it wasn't streaming the pick at the time so I had to pass over it.

TheGrub Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:29:01 No.12909332
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>>12909276
She permanently wears it.
MAMONOMANA is the answer.

Unless huge gaping assholes are your thing, I guess. Whatever gets you off.
I'm not here to judge. Have some more fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:32:51 No.12909342 >>12909332 Can she hide her Identity by burying all nine tails in her cavernous asshole, and wearing a hat?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:33:42 No.12909343 Why not create a category on fanfiction.net for MG stories?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:33:56 No.12909344 >>12909329 Now I want to try and write something about an adopted chimera daughteru. I would remove the pauldrons.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:34:48 No.12909348

>>12909329
No, two hours seems to be a sweet spot. It's enough time to get something done but not so little the idea is just forming when I'm halfway out of time or so much I dig too deep into the story to stop.

>Chimera
Dammit, that might actually have been fun. Fucking internet.

>>12909327
>Just gotta go "I will not just make a rape fic.
Which, funnily enough, is exactly what did not happen for maybe half of these stories. We went straight for the obvious route and drove hard. Might've just been the monster selected, but we still didn't break convention too hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:34:57 No.12909349 >>12909343 Why not go dick first on a paper shredder?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:35:04 No.12909350 >>12909276 >>12909332 I wonder how she sits down. She can't really lean backwards because all those tails behind her would take up all the space on a chair... does she just lean really, really far forwards?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:39:29 No.12909364
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So, This is really stupid, but...

I'm going to be writing a full length screenplay for a course I'm taking this semester. The thing is, I want to write something that features a monster girl. something real subtle, though, and nothing sexual, for obvious reasons.

I wanted to suggest a few ideas and then you can decide which one of these if any of them are a good idea.

Is that alright?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:41:18 No.12909371 >>12909364 This can only end badly. Continue.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:41:47 No.12909374 >>12909364 First off, we're not giving you ideas on what to make your screenplay about, because that's cheating, alright? Secondly, Jesus Christ Thirdly, go with something that won't give you looks. Like Vampire or Elf.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:43:05 No.12909378

>>12909364
Go for it. Though if I were you I'd go for the oldest, most human MG with the strongest lore. Like a vampire. Or a succubus. Something known to interact and seduce humans. No normal fag is going to understand why a goat-devil child wants to suck the dick of her big brother.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:43:11 No.12909379 >>12908903 I suggest you shoulda made the singer play the flute cause now we cant' have a mad woman twirl her flute like a baton while she sings. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWubhw8SoBE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:43:22 No.12909380 >>12909374 >go with something that won't give you looks. >Like Vampire As if, though it'll get you different looks from both sides of the gender gap. Use mermaid, imagine how easy the blocking will be.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:45:02 No.12909390

>>12909212
I originally intended to provide a little a lot more reason for her to feel guilty, but decided to cut it. For reasons other anons have already gone into I felt her development was justified without it, so it would have just been needless suffering. I felt that was excessive especially since I intent to go full SUFFERING before they get their happy end.

Also she feels a little more for him than she would otherwise because she's a hardcore shotacon.
She just doesn't know it yet.
helpless moe~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:45:34 No.12909392 >>12909364 Maybe try a sphinx?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:45:35 No.12909393 >>12909380 I meant something simple and super humanoid. But you're going to get looks regardless, unless you brush it off because it goes with the plot What I mean is seriously dud, don't go for the you knows. Do what >>12909378 said

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:45:40 No.12909394

>>12909364
Go with a Dragon Girl. Please.

There are plenty of vampires or succubi or whatever in modern media, however shitty they're done. But Dragons? There's a nigh universal attraction to them. The idea of a Dragon-Girl might make some people weirded out at first, but I think it's something that even normalfags would come around to easier than most.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:45:49 No.12909396 >>12909380 >mermaid teaches kid who's afraid of water how to swim >later learns the same boy drowned Yeah that sounds good, that anon should try something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:46:24 No.12909398 >>12909390 Good. Nigga, you better not let this die as a handfull of scattered greentexts. I wanna read more about blind moe and shotacon hounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:46:41 No.12909400 >>12909390 More damn you. More!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:47:29 No.12909407 >>12909390 I demand more I DEMAND MORE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:49:15 No.12909414 >>12908988 Typing the poll options into my browser is telling me every one has been removed. The first 3 or 4 anyway, i stopped trying. How bout some links?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:49:26 No.12909416 >>12909374 I'm not having you give me ideas. I'm going to write off a few ideas, and see if you think they're good. >>12909371 I'm gonna gamble on this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:49:33 No.12909418 File: 647 KB, 800x800, 1420873583657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909396 Mermaid sounds like the least suicidal. Lamia may POSSIBLY work.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:49:55 No.12909421 >>12909390 >>12909398 >>12909400 >>12909407 You hear them Caesar. Do you deny your people?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:50:27 No.12909423 >>12909414 You can copy and paste, ya know. But here, have a pastebin link with more links inside. http://pastebin.com/svSDj4x4

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:51:30 No.12909426 >>12909416 >>12909394 Dragon Girls in film. What a world that would be. >>12909418 Last time I saw a pretty lamia in a movie, she got killed. Brutally.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:53:18 No.12909435 File: 1.28 MB, 1181x1748, Lamia Lovers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909426 And you think that will happen every time?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:53:24 No.12909437 >>12909418 No way man. Mermaid you can just cut her off at the waist and pull her around while using fake water props if you want to put that on stage. Mermaid is the way to go for the more monster-ish ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:54:06 No.12909439 >>12909435 God I hope not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:54:45 No.12909443 >>12909437 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:57:07 No.12909452 >>12909443 I don't know. Help me anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:57:57 No.12909454 >>12909437 He's writing a screenplay, doesn't mean it's going to be acted out

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:58:38 No.12909457 >>12909297 Too late, suicide prevention attempt GO

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:58:41 No.12909458 >>12909421 More is coming I'm a very slow writer so this'll probably go on for days.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:58:50 No.12909459 >>12909454 I forgot what a screenplay was.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:58:57 No.12909460 File: 56 KB, 500x700, Snow bunny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909452 I can't help you if you gibber anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 00:59:48 No.12909463 >>12909458 Sounds good. I'm rather slow writing too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:01:26 No.12909466 >>12909457 Echidna suicide prevention? You don't want to cuddle against Jabberwock anymore? To rest against her while watching Ace Ventura, to have her make you meals, to have her sleep in bed with you when you have nightmares?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:02:54 No.12909468 Anybody else in here following this? I think it is relevant to our interests (if just barely) and is actually pretty good. bato.to/comic/_/comics/fudatsuki-no-kyoko-chan-r12900

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:03:07 No.12909469 >>12909466 I actually would like to see how a suicide prevention line with monster girls would work.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:03:27 No.12909471 >>12909466 >The villain in Ace Ventura is an alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:03:52 No.12909473 >>12909364 An alp would be a crowd pleaser. Liberal artsy types are all about that boypussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:04:25 No.12909475 >>12909469 >Don't be sad. Just get some one who loves you. It would be shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:05:09 No.12909480 >>12909469 >Please remember that there are people that love you and would miss you if you died. If you need to be loved we have a prostitute en route to your location right now. What? Yes, he can dress up as a doctor.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:05:12 No.12909481

>>12909364
One idea is:
>A young boy meets a young shirohebi innawoods
>He thinks she's strange, but still becomes friends with her
>They become friends, and make the woods their playing spot
>She later moves into his house without permission, and to his surprise, no one in his family notices her
>When he asks, she admits that she is only a ghost of her former self
>Having died out in the cold of winter hiding from a group of hunters long ago
>Through some device I'm not sure about, she had a personal possession that she subconsciously wishes to find to that she can finally rest in peace

That's what I got so far with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:06:12 No.12909484 >>12909469 >"Ma'am you need to calm down, take the gun barrel out of your mouth, and rape a few shotas."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:07:19 No.12909487 >>12909473 Only do this is you don't mind everyone in class, and everyone they know, assuming you're transgender or some shit. Good way to get a favorable grade though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:07:29 No.12909488 >>12909364 Do your own god damn homework.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:08:16 No.12909491 >>12909481 >She later moves into his house without permission, and to his surprise, no one in his family notices her Are you doing an anime or something? Because that sounds like something stupid and cliche.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:08:50 No.12909494 >>12909466 I woulld but echidna needs me more.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:09:15 No.12909495

>>12909469
>Prevention Line with Monster Girls
>People give examples FOR Monster Girls

With, on the other hand, would probably be more like...
>"Sir, sir please, I know it's hard...yes...please, you don't need to do that...now just tell me about yourself...I see...yes...yes, I can see why. No, no that doesn't mean you should. Now please, go on...yes...alright...okay."
>"Well I think I've everything I need to know."
>"Know for what? Ah...simply so that I can...continue to talk you do-...sir? Sir?"
>"Hello? Oh you made it. Oh yes don't worry. He might be a little down right now, but I'm sure he's absolutely your type."
>"Give him lotsa loving, I'm sure he'll snap right out of it."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:09:31 No.12909497 >>12909423 Thank you, reading now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:10:47 No.12909498 >>12909491 I guess what I mean, is, she sorta becomes attached to him, and follows him around, but nobody notices her when they see the boy. You know, because she's dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:11:01 No.12909499 >>12909460 chuckled @ carrot swords

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:11:15 No.12909500 >>12909495 I wonder how they would take the feeling of the guy offing himself before they can get to him. I'd imagine suicide prevention people would have to deal with stuff like that quite a few times.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:12:14 No.12909503

>>12909494
She's just blue, and needs a shoulder to cry on anon.
She isn't going to kill herself even though I like making Junko attempt it.

>>12909498
So she's a ghost? Why not a regular ghost then? It would not get you anywhere near as many strange looks as an Alp or Jabberwock or sassy black Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:13:59 No.12909509 >>12909503 >sassy black Succubus. A strong woman that don't need no semen? That's not lowkey at all but goddamn would it be hilarious to read even if it pissed of every liberal arts major in a ten mile radius. Especially if it did that, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:14:19 No.12909510 >>12909503 >Sassy black succubus Oh imagination, sometimes I curse at you for giving me the ability to create vivid pictures of those I could live without knowing what they look like

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:14:23 No.12909511 >>12909503 Except you've had her try to kill herself no less than twice now.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:14:39 No.12909512

>>12909503
>Why not a regular ghost then?
I mean, I could...but muh lamias.
Also, i could get away with it by saying it's based off the tale of Bai Suzhen or something.

Though, if I pussy out when it comes time to pitch, I'll just say she's a normal human ghost, sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:15:21 No.12909515 >>12909509 They'd be pissed if you DIDN'T include a blackie.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:17:03 No.12909524 File: 116 KB, 1000x1000, Ophy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909511 I have? Really?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:17:32 No.12909526 >>12909509 Shitty trope is shitty. It's as bad as "Vampires" drinking tomato juice instead of blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:18:05 No.12909529 >>12909510 Beaver and Butthead. Starring a beaver and a goat in their attempts to get laid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:19:34 No.12909532 >>12909529 Anon god damn it. God damn it Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:20:13 No.12909537 >>12909529 Here lies Beaver. She never scored.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:20:28 No.12909538 >>12909529 FUCK

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:25:40 No.12909556 >>12909529 uuuhhhhhhh ehheheehehe eheheheheeheh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:31:59 No.12909573 >>12909503 >Sassy Black Succubus Does she do the Duckface of Disapproval to stare down and seduce her targets via eye magic?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:33:55 No.12909578 >>12909573 No, she talks in a ghetto accent and acts like she's being oppressed when told to follow rules.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:34:54 No.12909580

>>12909065
>like do they still get to live their dreams and have some time apart of their wife?
Word of God says yes. You can live a normal life with a monster wife, you can go on adventures with a monster wife, or you can fuck your monster wife non-stop. It's your call.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:40:23 No.12909587 >>12909468 This is cute, thanks for introducing me to it. Wish there were more.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:43:13 No.12909593

>>12909481
>The other is:
>Ancient ruins of the desert
>All being cleaned of their treasures by a master graverobber
>Who eventually sets his sights on the tomb of kings and queens
>only to find that, when night falls, the ruins sink into the sands, and the undead buried within come to life
>With the grand queen herself arising from her coffin to find their intruder

After that, whether it becomes a story about how he slowly comes to like her as opposed to taking her gold and escaping, or just flat out taking her gold and escaping before she does XYZ to him and makes him trapped forever, is undecided.

Anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:49:39 No.12909601 This thinking about chimera and theaters in the same thread gave me an odd thought. Chimera most natural actress EVER.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:51:37 No.12909605 >>12909593 >Pharaoh Ophy says not to do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:52:47 No.12909610 >>12909529 Just bought the entire mike judge collection today too I may watch it all and make short green texts from it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:52:56 No.12909611 >>12909601 What about Doppelgangers? They'd give Chimeras a run for their money, at the very least.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:54:24 No.12909618 >>12909611 I thought they could only change to what their desired man wanted? May need to reread their profile. I'm sure some mental exercises would make it work though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 01:59:04 No.12909631 >>12909618 Naw they even change their personality. It's part of why I'd turn into a total slutfor a den of doppelgangers. Ever changing shapeshifters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:01:17 No.12909642 >>12907840 If I took that flower off, would she die?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:13:19 No.12909678 >>12909642 It would be very painful. For you. That's a big flower.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:15:54 No.12909687 So what time is it for you guys? 6PM here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:16:50 No.12909691 >>12909687 2:16 am EAST COAST REPRESENT

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:18:43 No.12909701 >>12909687 11:18 pm >>12909691 WEST COAST BEST COAST

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:18:55 No.12909702 >>12909691 EAST COAST BEST COAST Who the fuck am I kidding, even the glacies think it's too cold here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:20:09 No.12909706 >>12909701 mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:20:50 No.12909708 >>12909691 >>12909702 EAST COAST (of australia) REPRESENT 2541 NOWRA BOYZ

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:21:34 No.12909710 >>12909687 11:30 PM

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:22:56 No.12909719 >>12909687 11:21pm. Yay west coast. I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:23:05 No.12909721 >>12909691 I would, but I moved back to the west coast just yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:24:20 No.12909727 >>12909687 1:23 AM Right in the middle of the US

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:26:13 No.12909736 >>12909727 How's living in a mentally challenged Sylph's playground feel?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:28:52 No.12909747 >>12909687 9:28 AM

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:30:55 No.12909753 >>12909736 Eh. This year's winter wasn't so bad. It didn't feel like winter at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:31:27 No.12909757 >>12909687 2:30 am. Another early morning trying to force myself to finish this octopus girl I started drawing almost a week ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:31:35 No.12909759 >>12909736 Don't bully Tornado-san she just wants senpai to notice her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:32:30 No.12909760 >>12909753 I fucking love winter so I've been quite happy with the colder weather.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:32:39 No.12909761 >>12909753 In the NW it feels like winter even when it's summer. Except for like a week when if feels like a desert from hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:34:10 No.12909767 1:33am reporting The Holstaur State, still warmer than 60% of the country

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:34:38 No.12909768

>>12909736
>tfw Sylph likes to play tricks on other humans
>tfw these "tricks" probably include blowing a little girl's balloon away in the wind and watching her chase after it
>Always flicking it just barely out of reach from the girl's grasp with the wind
Monster girl, indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:35:27 No.12909771 >>12909760 >colder weather Here in Finnish Elfland, the snow is starting to melt again. Why didn't you listen to Al Gore?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:37:08 No.12909776 >>12909771 Because he's a quack spouting illogical bullshit with no real evidence?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:38:28 No.12909779 >>12909776 >no real evidence The past years here have been fucked up enough for me to buy any series of tubes he's selling. I'm super cereal.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:41:09 No.12909789 >>12909779 Bearpigirl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:41:52 No.12909794 >>12909789 A female? That means it can reproduce!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:42:44 No.12909799 >>12909779 How can global warming cause an ice age? What kind of Yuki Onna logic is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:43:41 No.12909803 >>12909799 America pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:44:34 No.12909807 >>12909803 Let people make South Park references in peace.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:44:59 No.12909808 File: 664 KB, 750x750, yuki blowing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop shitposting, /pol/, and post Yuki-Onnas

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:45:56 No.12909811 >>12909794 Oh my gah! We have to stop Bearpigirl from breeding! By any means necessary. >>12909799 Dunno the science but my region recently got a record snowstorm that dumped more snow in one storm than any since records began. Shit sucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:47:18 No.12909815 >>12909808 We're not from /pol/, guy. And I don't have Yuki-Onnas to post. >>12909811 >By any means necessary You mean even if we have to use condoms?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:47:54 No.12909820 File: 1010 KB, 800x800, 0a555e63e6367f673cbfd257fe2fd4fd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909808 I'm down for some chill girls. >>12909811 Despite how scientists act, we actually know jack shit about anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:52:31 No.12909828 >>12909768 Your slyph is pretty nice. Ours like to play ping pong with cars and make confetti out of people's houses.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:54:03 No.12909834 >>12909828 The one around here likes to get drunk and experiment with Undine, flooding the local area and throwing cars all over the place.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:54:15 No.12909835 >>12909820 ICE HYMEN

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:55:18 No.12909838 >>12909495 I like that idea someone posted awhile back of some MGs volunteering to take care of men who were traumatized from their time with the less than gentle MGs and eventually fall in love with the man as he starts to get better.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:55:37 No.12909839 File: 546 KB, 800x1119, 1408433331814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909835 Ara? You wanna "break the ice"?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:56:13 No.12909840 >>12909727 >Right in the middle of US More like right in the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:56:54 No.12909843 File: 329 KB, 850x1250, sample_cb59fda888d0c45bf4c7d6a41510fc14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909835 Easy breezy ICE HYMEN

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:57:55 No.12909845 >>12909839 Is that a ganguro Cirno? Gross! There's no way she has had a hymen in decades, unless she can freeze herself a new one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:58:28 No.12909848 >>12909845 That's how ice works, actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:59:11 No.12909850 >>12909845 Can't one have a hymen restored through surgery?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 02:59:33 No.12909851 >>12909848 Is this going to lead to talk about freezing a hymen in an onahole? Again?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:00:28 No.12909853 >>12909851 I'd totally try that out if I had an onahole.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:00:36 No.12909854 >>12909851 I never partook in such a conversation before, so probably not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:03:24 No.12909859 File: 147 KB, 850x695, sample_f62e3a5b7ee1cbd748794a894cfcccaa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909851 Explain further.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:04:00 No.12909861

There's a small new update for Sunnyvale, paste is here >>12908903

>>12909379
I'll see what I can do, there'll be more MGs playing instruments at least, plus I'm setting up some waifu routes for shits and giggles. I'm not taking this one too seriously so even some silly or crazy suggestions are welcome

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:04:07 No.12909862 I'm reading Republic of Thieves and can't help but wonder just how much fun it would be if we had Monster Girls doing heists and capers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:05:48 No.12909863 >>12909859 I didn't pay enough attention to get the exact procedure, though I think the guys in the onahole thread came up with it. Could ask them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:08:30 No.12909868 Hey, do you guys ever get intrusive thoughts like >Oh boy it sure would be nice to have a Hellhound nee-san an-THEY AREN'T REAL AND NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:09:13 No.12909869 File: 206 KB, 600x835, eabe51a837bf0bf14987f86c06b74075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909863 >ask them Eh, rather not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:09:31 No.12909870 >>12909868 No, I'm not schizophrenic or depressed. I had a funny dream about eating caterpillars though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:10:32 No.12909874 >>12909869 Is that Esdese with bunny-ears?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:11:04 No.12909876 >>12909868 That's just the Imp of the Perverse, anon, if it's not telling you to do something stupid, its being negative

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:11:05 No.12909877

>>12909859
Something something freeze a thin membrane of ice across the onahole's mouth something something, much like >>12909863 said. I have a vague idea that you were supposed to let water almost freeze in a low, wide pan or saucer, and then put the onahole upright on it, but for my lack of onaholes I've never tried it. The point is that that onahole itself isn't frozen solid, but there's a thin film of ice across the hole that you deflower.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:12:11 No.12909878 File: 163 KB, 849x1566, sample-795e07675df7cbd2ed750f00d72a1896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909874 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:13:21 No.12909882 >>12909868 Maybe Tulpa-chan is trying to talk to you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:16:23 No.12909891 File: 85 KB, 304x450, Imp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909876 >Imp of the Perverse Never thought Poe would be relevant here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:17:03 No.12909894 Maan, I'm tryin to write for you dudes but then I ate some food, drank some drank and smokes some smoke. And now its fucked. Or would you rather I continue? I could probably get out another 2.5k update.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:18:38 No.12909896 >>12909894 I don't even know you man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:19:04 No.12909901 >>12909894 Keep on beating off the urge to not write.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:19:51 No.12909903 >>12909896 >>12909901 Nuh, I'm doin it. Face the fury of the forrest fawn.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:19:55 No.12909904 >>12909894 Well, how often do you find yourself correcting typos already? If its too often, you should probably wait a while

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:20:35 No.12909906 >>12909868 Mostly just along the lines of >I wish I was hugging a yeti right now >I want to have mutual pettings with a strong jinko about now >having a tengu friend would be nice now Maybe when I'm dead my perpetual day dreams will come true

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:20:51 No.12909908 >>12909904 Not once have I ever proofred my own work, kekeke.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:21:54 No.12909911 >>12909906 No. Death is the end. Enjoy life you fool!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:23:15 No.12909917 >>12909906 Kill yourself. Make your dreams come truer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:23:59 No.12909920 File: 943 KB, 650x1000, Frosty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909908 >kekeke Dude, don't do shit like that here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:24:56 No.12909922 >>12909920 It bothers you? How come?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:25:41 No.12909926 >>12909922 Because we're afraid zerglings will swoop down upon us. And swooping is bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:25:46 No.12909927 >>12909906 When you're dead you'll just rot in the ground. Who knows what will happen to your consciousness then. Maybe it's similar to when you're asleep, only you won't wake up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:25:56 No.12909928 >>12909911 I am, just using my time 'n life to day dream of cute monster girls. >>12909917 Later.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:26:24 No.12909929 >>12909926 B-but hat if instead of swooping with talons, they swoop with boobs? Isn't swooping okay then?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:27:02 No.12909931 >>12909926 Swooping is good if it's a crow tengu though. That means she wants the dick. >>12909929 Has the right idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:27:24 No.12909932 >>12909928 >dream of cute monster girls I still only have two dream related to Monster Girls. >>12909929 Zerg don't have boobs. Only Kerrigan did, and the last time I checked she was a human again and then I decided to let Blizzard fuck off.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:30:09 No.12909936

>>12909932
I've had roughly three, one with a cute over protective merrow at a flooded water park and two more with yandere spiders.
Even in dreams, having snipped tendons is terrifying

>>12909927
A never ending dream is still the same result in my book, just a little more control.
Maybe I'll have a wonderful adventure then!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:31:57 No.12909942

>>12909936
You can't have a consciousness without a brain, no adventures for you.

Time for happy thoughts! My only MG dreams both had to do with Dragons. The first one had me build a nest for the egg my waifu was about to lay, the other was me helping a little Dragonette who may or may not have been mine reach a water fountain.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:32:11 No.12909944 >>12909936 >it's a never ending tale of nightmares, horror, Manticores with Cheshires, and cattle branding testicles

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:32:55 No.12909947 >>12909908 fizz?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:33:17 No.12909948 >>12909932 >Not liking delicious kerrigan boobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:33:20 No.12909949 >>12909944 >cattle branding testicles Did somebody read Stigma again?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:34:18 No.12909951 >>12909947 >Penorwizz

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:34:21 No.12909952 >>12909948 It wasn't her boobs I had a problem with.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:35:44 No.12909954 >>12909949 No, just remembered it. A doujin on how NOT to do femdom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:36:34 No.12909958 >>12909954 I always thought the guy had it coming because he was such a selfish piece of shit, but let's not have this discussion again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:37:00 No.12909959 >>12909951 close enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:37:31 No.12909961 >>12909949 >Stigma Man that was a gut-wrenching read. My balls hurt in sympathy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:41:49 No.12909970 >>12909958 >had it coming because he was such a selfish piece of shit He didn't appear like that at all. But let's stop before we go into the depths of darkness. Would your daughteru make friends with the other MGs?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:43:34 No.12909972 Actually, I'm a little torn with my story, Greyguard. Should I introduce Teresa as a love interest now, or should I do it later. For context, she's talking to him having said goodbye to Ela. (for now)

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:43:47 No.12909973

>>12909970
>didn't appear like that at all
Imagine you're with a girl who has some fetish most guys wouldn't want to explore, but you do. Imagine you'd spent most of your time catering to this girl's needs. Now imagine this girl was completely passive about it and only ever talked about her ex-boyfriend.
That is exactly how the MC behaved.

>Would your daughteru make friends with the other MGs?
Yes, but she would call them her minions.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:44:47 No.12909976 >>12909972 Don't rush these things, you're going to write an epic saga after all!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:46:44 No.12909977 >>12909973 That just makes him sound obsessed.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:46:47 No.12909978

>>12909976
Yeah, but do you think this is a good moment? I mean. Now in terms of the heart he's alone. And she's been through that before. Isn't this a good time to introduce that element? Or do you think it's to soon. I sort of feel that justm oving on from one love interest to the next would bee too contrived for his character.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:48:22 No.12909980 >>12909978 I feel it's too soon. Have her offer, like, emotional support. Start off as friends, then go to friends with benefits through some shenanigans, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:51:31 No.12909987 File: 1.02 MB, 1440x1080, 1412141034824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:52:20 No.12909988 >>12909987 >tame foxes So jelly right about now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:53:50 No.12909990 >>12909980 I'll take your wizened advice. I think that I'll have to have her rely on his blood through shenanigans, and then progress things from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:56:27 No.12909991 >>12909990 >wizened advice Gee willikers, you're making me blush and giggle.

>>	.less !!ANkVa/rBoMW Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:56:58 No.12909992 2 more

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:58:16 No.12909994 >>12909992 A klutzy Kobold Meryl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:59:12 No.12909995 >>12909992 A muscle wizard facing off against a baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 03:59:58 No.12909996 >>12909992 A loligoth Black Dragon proposing!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:00:32 No.12909997 >>12909992 A Wyvern snowboarding.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:02:27 No.12910000 >>12909992 Junko asking Charon for some change!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:03:52 No.12910002 >>12909992 Slenderwoman staring at you from behind a tree. slight blush optional. preferably her eyes would be visible and her hair white. But do whatever you want with it. jiiiiii~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:05:07 No.12910003 >>12910002 >slender >eyes No anon, that's not how it works.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:06:00 No.12910004 >>12910000 Is she asking for it on a street corner or pressing her face against a pizzeria window while glaring at people sitting on tables?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:06:40 No.12910005 >>12910004 You saying Charon could afford to eat in a pizzeria?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:07:01 No.12910006 >>12910003 I just really liked how he did the eyes on that one slender picture of his.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:07:14 No.12910009 >>12909992 Papi fooling around with Suu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:07:41 No.12910011 >>12910006 Absolutely heretical.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:08:09 No.12910012 >>12910005 Everyone can.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:08:41 No.12910014 >>12910012 Junko can't.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:09:57 No.12910016 Oh boy, having the atlanta cloudflare server die for every site that uses it sure was fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:09:57 No.12910017 >>12909992 This >>12906741 But only if you feel like something crazy and fun. Trisha was already so cute, I can hardly ask for anything else.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:10:07 No.12910019 >>12910005 She is working a lot recently

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:11:35 No.12910020 >>12910016 I'm in Alpharetta and I didn't have in problems. How long were you down?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:12:22 No.12910021 >>12910020 Swamplander here. About twenty minutes. It wasn't terrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:12:36 No.12910023 >>12910020 any not in

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:13:20 No.12910024 >>12910020 Not entirely sure but I think about 20-30 minutes. Long enough to be a sudden annoyance but not THAT bad in reality.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:13:37 No.12910025 >>12910021 Oh. I might have just missed it. I'm watching anime and checking the thread between episodes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:16:33 No.12910029 >>12910014 Half a day of begging and she can. Or if someone decides to outright buy it for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:17:13 No.12910030 >>12910029 >implying anyone will ever shown kindness towards her She's a tiger, she's not a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:19:16 No.12910035 >>12910030 I'd buy her a slice. Hell If she didn't smell too bad I'd invite her in to share a pie with. I can imagine the stories she'd tell being homeless in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:20:14 No.12910036 >>12910035 She's a Jinko, no way is she going to smell bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:21:24 No.12910039 >>12910035 >MGC She isn't in MGC. >>12910030 But she is. Look at all the MGK people who want to help her out and casually overlook their desire to /ss/ with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:22:10 No.12910042 >>12910036 How a Jinko smells?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:22:39 No.12910043 >>12910039 Wait, where does MGK take place if not in MGC?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:22:42 No.12910044 File: 522 KB, 800x1163, 1409669245274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12910039 >Look at all the MGK people You mean the one person who is behind a conspiracy? >>12910042 Wild.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:24:25 No.12910047 >>12910042 Earthy, water-logged animal carcass smell. >>12910043 In its own setting? >>12910044 What conspiracy?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:24:55 No.12910048 >>12910047 >What conspiracy? The conspiracy to vote for tigers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:24:58 No.12910049 >>12909996 >loligoth Black Dragon YES

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:26:05 No.12910050 >>12910048 There isn't any conspiracy. Take off the tinfoil already, Dale.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:28:23 No.12910053

>>12909861
I only cared cause you played jethro tull and had the singer not be also the flutist, and that dude is like a crazy mountain man hippie musician and would be lulz to turn into a MG.

Hippies would make cool monstergirls. If Jerry Garcia was a MG what would he be?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:28:32 No.12910054 >>12910050 But that one guy says there is! Why would he lie to me?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:30:04 No.12910057 >>12910054 Because he wants to create cells?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:30:39 No.12910058 >>12910057 >cells You lost me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:32:10 No.12910062 >>12910058 To put it bluntly: The conspiracy is itself a conspiracy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:33:59 No.12910063 >>12910062 Devious.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:34:06 No.12910064 >>12909992 A hellhound bathing a blind shota in a bathhouse, like in one of my chinese cartoons

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:36:43 No.12910071 >>12909972 After last update with her sharing body warmth and flirting hard, I don't see any reason to wait in adding her to the harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:39:54 No.12910076 >>12910071 Shit, diversive opinions. Good thing I'm not writing, and am instead starting OPM, right? Hahahahaha

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:40:05 No.12910077
File: 1.41 MB, 1200x1600, f9b3241689e957de87c07498b44de07c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

How do you guys with aquatic waifus deal with the constant wetness, and inevitable layer of that dried filmy fishness that gets everywhere?

You ever pet the dolphins at sea world? That shit don't come off very easily.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:42:53 No.12910084 >>12910077 You do know that film is basically fish boogers right? >Also talking about about petting dolphins instead of when you catch and gut actual fish That's just bizarre that it's the first thing you thought of.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:43:40 No.12910085

>>12910077
>You ever pet the dolphins at sea world? That shit don't come off very easily.
I've swam with dolphins before and there is no slimy film or anything that gets on you. Their skin feels like rubber. Like a wet innertube essentially, if you have ever gone tubing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:53:33 No.12910105 >>12910084 >Also talking about about petting dolphins instead of when you catch and gut actual fish I guess that depends on if you prefer to rubbery dolphin tail instead of the scaly fish tail.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 04:56:58 No.12910111

>>12910105
Considering that mermaids are always drawn with scales, I don't see what you're getting at. They're half fish.

Not like you couldn't have a cartilaginous shark mermaid or a dolphin mermaid or a seasnake lamermaid, but vanilla mermaids are bog standard Osteichthyes with cycloid scales.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:07:20 No.12910136 >>12910077 do rays count? they feel like a soft mossy object

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:12:07 No.12910142 >>12910136 Skates and rays are basically flat sharks. They have denticles.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:15:50 No.12910145 >>12910076 >starting OPM Valid choice. But you should totally obey me, the one who said you should build it up slowly, because I can rock your world and the other guy can't.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:16:09 No.12910146 File: 938 KB, 2000x2500, vengeance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12906741 wip

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:17:52 No.12910149 >>12910146 Ahahaha! FUCK YEAH! He needs the Napoleon hat too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:18:30 No.12910150 >>12910146 This is awesome. Add clamps to her nipples please

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:19:36 No.12910152 >>12910145 >Valid choice. I know, right? I'm totally going to include my own cyborg Living Doll at some point, with powers to rival blonde cyborg. Worlds shall be rocked. I'm taking both your advices, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:20:29 No.12910155 >>12910152 >Living Doll version of Genos Oh you rascal.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:22:53 No.12910157 >>12910146 I don't even like Vengeance but that's pretty hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:23:26 No.12910158 >>12910146 Holy shit, this is great.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:24:04 No.12910160

>>12910136
Rays are not slimy as far as I know. While I couldn't pet and hold and caress them like I could the dolphins, I did touch a bunch and I don't recall anything slimy when I swam and played with a whole school of them.
Rich kid vacations are fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:25:04 No.12910163 >>12910149 Second for Napoleon hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:33:29 No.12910177 File: 1.19 MB, 2080x1880, 1408890839345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You wouldn't go on an adventure with an old hag, would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:35:02 No.12910180 >>12910146 >Dem thighs on Trisha I would make an honest woman out of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:40:39 No.12910189 File: 145 KB, 704x900, 1416420017299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12910177 I'd be a cuddleslut for any mg that so much as tosses an ara ara in my general direction. Adventures would be comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:43:25 No.12910190 >>12910146 This is fantastic.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:44:03 No.12910193

>>12910189
>"Anon-chan, are you sure you're dressed warm enough?"
>"I'm fine Nellie, leave me be!"
>"Oh my, you're getting cranky! We better make camp right away and get you to your nap!"
>you make camp and nap with your head in her cleavage
Some adventure, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:44:56 No.12910195 >>12910146 Fucking amazing.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:46:13 No.12910199

Guess which writefag.

"Dad~ can you buy us some sushi on your way home? I'm hungryyyyyy"
"All right, all right. What kind of sushi"
She suddenly pauses as if deep in thought
"Umm.... Anything is fine. But, can you buy me that salmon sashimi?"
You chuckle. It was her all right. It was kind of a ritual now. Every time you come home, she would call you to pick some food up for her. "Okay, Bye. See you soon princess."
With that you hang up. You breath a deep sigh. It wasn't easy working a job. You though that you would have lived the NEET life, toiling away in the basement. But somehow, she came for you. At first she seemed like a nuisance. Then you began to have feelings for her. It started slow, and steady, unlike the romance mangas that you had read. But she had patience every step of the way, from the first date to the moment your bundle of joy came to this world. After all, without her you couldn't have become what you are. As you slowly muse to yourself you begin to drive to the nearby sushi shop that your kappa friend set up.

continue?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:47:11 No.12910202 >>12910199 I'm done playing your guessing games, Bagginses. And yes continue.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:48:56 No.12910204 >>12910199 If you guess correctly I'll write a story of your choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:50:29 No.12910205 >>12910204 Fine, my first guess is Nega.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:52:44 No.12910208 >>12910205 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:53:27 No.12910209 >>12910208 Punaldin?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:53:51 No.12910210 >>12910209 NEIN.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:54:29 No.12910215 >>12910210 Niebelfader?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:54:49 No.12910217 >>12910208 ... Captain?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 05:58:40 No.12910225 >>12910199 Nyanon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:01:57 No.12910229 >>12910193 Sounds better than an adventure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:03:38 No.12910230 >>12910229 >"Anon-chan, I thought that maybe you'd like to explore a cavern today..." "Okay, sounds fun!" >"Do be careful, ufufufu~" >cunnilingus ensues Yes. Yes it does.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:03:48 No.12910231 >>12910215 >>12910217 >>12910225 Naw mangs Thanks though. Glad that I'm mistaken as a good writer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:04:42 No.12910234 File: 1.46 MB, 1200x1800, 1394647907021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12910177 That depends. I could care less how old she is. How used is she?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:05:50 No.12910235

>>12910231
I used up all my guesses, but we'll get you one day! There's only so many writefags, it's inevitable!
>>12910234
>How used
She was married but lost her husband before they managed to reproduce. She's been without a man for, say, six years now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:06:10 No.12910236 >>12910231 ... chowder?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:06:40 No.12910237 >>12910235 Naw there is no limit on guesses

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:07:25 No.12910238 >>12910237 >no limit Only yesterday it was three. Are there more of you now, hiding your identities like some kind of anti-attention Alps?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:10:00 No.12910240 >>12910231 justanotherwritefag? Hanon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:15:22 No.12910251 >>12910234 Just curious. Any source in the pic?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:16:52 No.12910254 >>12910234 I'd like the picture more if her tail wasn't arcing massively like that

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:18:06 No.12910256 File: 216 KB, 800x1125, 1393174671335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12910234 >I could care less how old she is Such a twisted young man, tsk tsk.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:18:19 No.12910257

>>12910235
Widows are tough. Completely different from single mothers, in a good way. But there is added difficulty that you are always trying to live up to the first one and only husbando.

Would maybe adventure with... Watching each others' backs and saving each others' lives in combat is perfect way to grow trust and develop a bond. Although I'm not sure I would want to adventure with somebody like in >>12910177
she looks too much like a mother and while I already want to fuck my mom, she would be awful at adventures.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:19:57 No.12910262 File: 446 KB, 804x1140, 1403501914457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12910257 >awful at adventures Why, because she knows how to take care of you? Would you rather some dumb Lizard who can't even look after herself?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:21:40 No.12910267 >>12910251 I forget who, It was a commission by somebody from the /a/ days I believe.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:22:54 No.12910269 >>12910254 When you are 43 yards long, you arc all over the place and it doesn't necessarily mean anything.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:24:59 No.12910275

>>12910199
You park near the kappas sushi restaurant. Her sushi business surprisingly became a huge success. You guess that it was the concept of hiring cute waiters for the MGs to ogle. You walk out of the parking space and enter the restaurant. You've been her close friend since high school. "Hey. Emily. It'as me anon." She quickly notices you and heads toward the counter. "Same order as always Anon?"
"Yeah and can you add the sushi sashimi too?"
"Coming right up."

continue?

>>12910240
>>12910236
Nope

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:25:00 No.12910276 >>12910257 >she looks too much like a mother and while I already want to fuck my mom, she would be awful at adventures >4chan.org

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:25:41 No.12910277 >>12910275 >continue? Stop asking that and just write it to the end you daft punk.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:27:06 No.12910281 >>12910269 That's not how a snake do, though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:27:31 No.12910282 >>12910275 B-Bollocks?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:36:23 No.12910306 Since we're talking adventures, what is the ideal number of companions to have? I think seven. It gives enough diversity without getting too big to handle.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:37:44 No.12910309 >>12910282 No I'm not a big-name writefag I only have 2 stories on my pastebin but I post anonymously alot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:38:29 No.12910310 >>12910309 You're a big bully, that's what you are!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:39:36 No.12910315 >>12910309 Snowdrake.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:40:05 No.12910317 >>12910306 anything under 10 in my opinion >>12910309 I concede, in that case. Feel free to continue.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:41:13 No.12910325 >>12910315 Naw hint:My username has the word machine in it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:41:14 No.12910326 >>12910306 Five.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:41:33 No.12910327

>>12910262
>>12910276
Actually now that I think about it, while she may not be good at the actual adventuring stuff, my mom would be a hell of a camp follower.
>Be careful sweetie, you sharpened your sword didn't you?
>Yes, mom. God just let me slaughter some heretics...
>I brewed you a rage potion, don't use it unless some monster really needs a raping ok..? I'd like to use it when you get back...
>YES FINE! I won't rape the rank and file ok?! I've done this before, I'll rape and pillage all on my own.
>Anon checks his belt pouch as he dons his armor. There is a packet of home made cookies and expensive healing potions he doesn't remember buying.
>Anon blushes as he gives his mother a kiss on the cheek before heading off to battle

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:43:11 No.12910330 >>12910306 Four.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:43:21 No.12910331 >>12910325 Well you can't be MachineAnon, he's got several stories. I NAME YOU: MANGOMACHINE!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:46:22 No.12910336

>>12910306
4-8 with a bare minimum of 3.

1 if it's a forced adventure and someone has to become a hero against their will and suffer through the entire thing. Muttering "I never asked for this" every time he kills someone with inherited magic.

But that's just my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:48:47 No.12910340 >>12910306 A full and ready party should be comprise of eight members. Two Tanks, Two Healers, and Four DPS.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:49:42 No.12910344 >>12910331 DAMN IT What story do you want for me to write?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:51:32 No.12910349 >>12910344 Also, How did you know it was me?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:53:50 No.12910354

>>12910306
Seven is a good number, if you are going to be switching members as needed for different shit and splitting the party for the inevitable part of the story that requires a party split. Normally I would say 3 or 4 companions is best. 5 players is maximum amount on the player side for good action without slowing shit down with too many people.

The better question is not how many... but which ones? 5 MAN PARTY! You + 4 others, who are going to be your stalwart companions on a quest to overthrow the evil empire and bring justice and good stuff to the world?!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:54:02 No.12910355 >>12910344 A story about a mad mage building a golem as a bodyguard and it falling in love with him. The mage isn't comfortable with her affections, but might warm up to her later.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:55:42 No.12910359

>>12910349

Elementary my dear MangoMachine,

I read everyone's stories, am a writefag myself, and there is the little fact of only two writers having "Machine" in their name. You said you only had a couple of stories on your pastebin, and it all adds up.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:56:23 No.12910360

>>12910354
Mandatory Dwarfbro ala Khelgar, who joins me first for the hell of it and then sticks with me through everything.
The edgy Elven archer-strumpet with a tragic past who doesn't get along with the Dwarfbro because he's goofy. She turns out to just be tsundere for him.

You come up with the rest.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:56:43 No.12910361 >>12910355 A Story About Golems Would Be Nice. I Don't Think I Have Seen Any

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:59:44 No.12910365 >>12910355 Yandere affectionate or just affectionate ?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 06:59:57 No.12910366 >>12910360 >Khelgar Is he a drunk who wants to be a monk and the best at beating people up without weapons?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:01:56 No.12910370 >>12910366 I was more thinking of his personality, not his goal in life. >Being a monk is about more than that, it's a state of body and mind >You mean like headbutting someone?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:04:13 No.12910377 >>12910365 Either way could be fun. But I suppose affectionate would be sweet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:05:00 No.12910379 >>12910370 Nytharra is best waifu... even years later. I will never forget her. Khelgar was a cool sidekick. Him and Neeshka. They made for an awesome party.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:06:39 No.12910384 >>12910379 I'm a lazy fuck and keep most of my PC games on my desk in various piles. NWN2 is among them. I never installed it on my new computer, maybe I should. I'm starting to feel like I should.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:10:11 No.12910387 >>12910384 NWN2 is always worth a play through. I boot it up every year or two and play through. It's easy and quick when I use the mod tools. It's such a good game.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:10:47 No.12910388 >>12910387 Elanee was a stalker though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:12:47 No.12910393 >>12910388 Elanee was a creepy elf stalker cunt who did not deserve MC's dick. I wish sweet demon cunt Neeshka was an option, not cause she was great, just so I could lol at the fucking elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:16:34 No.12910396 >>12910393 I don't know, she did look like she'd be comfy to cuddle with.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:18:14 No.12910401 The Red Wizard in NWN2 was pretty cool. But not as cool as Nytharra in NWN1

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:40:56 No.12910436 File: 133 KB, 832x1080, 1398912555910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can't get any writing done again. What do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:43:57 No.12910440 >>12910436 Something else I guess? Watch a movie. Play a game.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:44:35 No.12910441 >>12910440 But I've been doing that stuff all year now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:47:23 No.12910446 >>12910441 Well generally, you do things that inspire you to write. And other stories in the form of reading, watching, or playing are good for that. Surely something you've done in that time has given you some ideas?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:48:29 No.12910449 >>12910446 If that had happened, I wouldn't be bitching.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:49:32 No.12910452

>>12910436
Try amphetamines anon, they're wonderful! Just make sure to be writing when the high kicks in or you'll end up cleaning the house more vigorously than a frenzied kikimora after watching an episode of hoarders. I mean if she survives the heart attack from watching.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:49:49 No.12910453 >>12910449 Well what do you want? I've got dozens of story ideas I'll probably never get to if you want some pitches.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:51:29 No.12910456 >>12910453 It's not new ideas I need, what I need is some way to get the stuff flowing again.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:54:41 No.12910463

>>12910456
What I like to do is imagine specific scenes that I think are great and write them down, even if it's just the dialogue or specific exchanges or quotes or actions. Then I work at connecting them together, changing whatever I need to, to make them fit in context.

You should be able to imagine at least those moments vividly how you want them to be. Plus it gives you a guide in overall direction that's a little more robust than a general outline.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:57:41 No.12910471 >>12909332 >She permanently wears it. But she poops from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 07:58:45 No.12910474 >>12910471 Girls don't poop. Unless they're drawn by Sei Shoujo. Then they poop a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:02:24 No.12910478 File: 982 KB, 2000x2500, vengeance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Color soon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:03:50 No.12910481 >>12910478 Did you ever know that you're my hero?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:04:30 No.12910483 >>12910478 wonderful

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:06:44 No.12910488 >>12910478 >All dat attention to detail GLORIOUS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:06:50 No.12910489 >>12910478 >ballgag reins Excellent.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:07:38 No.12910491 >>12910478 RIDE! Ride now to ruin, and to world's ending!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:33:30 No.12910534 >>12910478 Looking good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:43:37 No.12910551 >>12910478 okay i can make out dan but who are the 2 girls ?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:44:18 No.12910554 >>12910551 Do you even read Vengeance?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:44:53 No.12910555 >>12910551 Nina and Trisha. Just look close and you can tell.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:46:50 No.12910559 >>12910478 better version http://imgur.com/pPcV6Uv

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:48:45 No.12910562 better version http://imgur.com/zZRXOuW

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:51:45 No.12910569 >>12910559 >nodick

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:56:57 No.12910584 >Your Dog girl daughteru will never sit in your jacket and poke her head out and woof as you hold her against your chest

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 08:58:04 No.12910589 >>12910584 A Hellhound Daughteru doing that would give new meaning to the word Heartburn

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:05:11 No.12910600

>>12910562
You know if I was in Danon's shoes, I don't think I could choose between the two of them.

One would do absolutely anything for him. She would rather die than see harm come to him. The other wants to make him happy and to help him be the better man she knows he can be.

Also, dem fat horse titties vs cat butt

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:05:13 No.12910601

CHOOSE YOUR YANDERE WAIFU

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PR3R05D.jpg[/img]

Got this from a guy on /tg/
Original post:>>>/tg/37365800

You roll for the MGs here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Also since this was in /tg/ replace dice with https://www.random.org/
or
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:07:06 No.12910602 >>12910601 >Not having a D10 on your desk Do you take us for plebeians?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:11:13 No.12910609 >>12910554 never heard of it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:12:06 No.12910610 >>12910609 Then you need to educate yourself. One of, if not the, best stories we've got.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:38:34 No.12910676
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>>12910601
>Cheshire Cat
already not looking well
>Younger by 5-10
>Brown eyed
>black haired
>D average
>flatter than lightning
>Completely normal as far as cats go.
>Prim and proper, probably raised or had a mad hatter friend.
>Average on the int 'n strength front, no secrets to hide.
>Survivalist, which I guess is useful in wonderland? Lives off the land, no huts.
>Same height
>average as average gets, kinda mean.
>Surprise she's somehow packing F-G cups on her tiny body.
>Believes in inevitable fate and refuses to let WHORES get between true love
>Weapon is a spear, probably hijacked it from a card soldier.
>shows insanity by suddenly masturbating and laughing

All in all, wonderland has gotten to her.
I wonder if I can make something out of this, not a writefag but I can probably spin somethin out of it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:42:31 No.12910681 File: 71 KB, 850x531, sample_cd4e524ddb906447f49bbad973c2240d[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wonder if Moose will give a teaser trailer to Book Six like the one he did for that earlier book.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:43:40 No.12910685 >>12910681 >teaser trailers for books This is dumb, but then again I did read the chapters Martin released from The Winds of Winter.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:49:47 No.12910693

>>12910601
Chochin-Obake
>Ara Ara
>Deeply Tan
>Blue Eyes
>Brown Hair
>Max Tits
>Max Ass
>Super Natural
>Tsundere
>Chubby
>Olympic Level Atlethics
>Martial Arts
>Two Heads Taller
>Mute
>Vampire Trait

C-cute. Would marry. I'm sure the martial arts and Olympic level athletics cancel out the chubby part though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:52:35 No.12910697 >>12910693 >Also enjoys staring and stalking >With Needles as signature weapon >And playing with sharp items when showing insanity Still cute

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:54:29 No.12910701 >>12910562 does nina have frontgina

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:55:57 No.12910703 File: 591 KB, 2500x3500, 1404048273464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12910701 Clearly not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 09:59:18 No.12910708 >>12910610 would love to but it seems i can't find it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:00:04 No.12910711 >>12910708 Start here. http://pastebin.com/BDMLk9TK

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:02:39 No.12910721

>>12910601
All rolled with real dice because reasons.

>Ignis
>Much older (as expected of elementals)
>Deeply tanned (fire tan)
>Shifting color eyes (temperature of the fire I guess)
>Blonde hair
>Nice set of D-cups
>Nice squeezable ass
>Orphan, and scorned by others (You burn down ONE orphanage and people just never let it go. It was her home too!)
>Percieved as an Airhead (natural force of destruction without a want or care)
>Actually a genius (she just doesn't give a shit about what the little mortals build in her path)
>A mad scientist genius (an expert in combustion)
>About a head taller (good for intimidation)
>Chubby and change to maxing out her tits and ass (she needs to burn some calories)
>Crazy hair (can't get much crazier than actual fire for hair)
>Loves drugs (especially those she can smoke, and loves the effect on people)
>Uses poisons to kill (arson would be too easy and too pointing)
>Talks slowly and deliberately when she cracks (like an ancient god of fire with lots of THOU and THEE and SMITING)

Oh god, an ancient glutenous elemental god of fire has come to smoke with me and burn whole forests when she gets the munchies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:11:11 No.12910754 >>12910676 whoops forgot skintone but it's light so nothing different on that spectrum

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:11:14 No.12910755 >>12910676 >lewd chuuni oppai loli You have all the odds stacked for your first try, dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:12:59 No.12910759 >>12910693 >I'm sure the martial arts and Olympic level athletics cancel out the chubby part though High weight class? Enjoy your bruiser paper lantern.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:30:37 No.12910783 >>12910601 >Familiar I already don't want to fucking continue.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:31:15 No.12910785 >>12910783 Too bad. Roll your demonic magical girl loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:32:32 No.12910787 >>12910785 I'll do it later.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:34:00 No.12910790 >>12910787 Do it now. Give her form so she can press her face against your window.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:35:23 No.12910792 >>12910790 I literally don't have enough time. I'll do this later this afternoon.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:52:55 No.12910813

>>12910601
>Bicorn
>Same age as me
>Black with blonde hair and blue eyes (Score)
>Average D-cups (That's supposed to be average??)
>Ass unfortunately not much to look at
>Supernatural, might even be some sort of monster girl (but there's no such thing as monsters right?)
>Reality Bender (well.......shit
>Shy (Oh thank God)
>Extremely Intelligent (Maybe this won't be so bad)
>Gun nut with a small armory (God damnit)
>2 heads taller than me (Well she is a centaur after all)
>Skinny enough that her breasts and ass go down a size (Good for boob, bad for butt)
>Strange style of dress (so many belts and zippers...)
>Oh fucking goodie she has a twin. Well, time to roll for two.

First Bicorn
>Extreme Sadist. Future mass murderer (Oh sweet merciful Christ no.)
>Deadly animals, like snakes and bears (Wait does this mean other monster girls? Cause this is sounding more terrifying with each roll.)
>Fondles her 'weapons' I am incredibly fine with this.
>Will start to photograph every grotesque scene and text it to me (at least it'll give me a heads-up to get the fuck lost)
>Thumb-biter (well compared to everything else this isn't so bad, now let's see her lil sis.)

Second Bicorn
>Can't communicate with anyone except for me and her sister. Needs to be near me at all times else she goes berserk (Compared to her sis she's adorable.)
>Uses a scalpel (Again, compared to her sis she's awfully considerate.)
>Photographs everything, just like her sis (I'm beginning to suspect her sister is a negative influence on her)
>Rips out hair (A visible sign, so as long as she doesn't leave my side I at least have a-
>Will leave and go somewhere I'll never find her (WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:54:23 No.12910816 Guys I had an idea, just think about it Science Hellhound

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:56:52 No.12910825

>>12910601
>Amazoness (rip)
>Older
>Light skin
>Brown eyes
>Black
>E cups
>Dear diary, the ass was fat.
>Childhood friend with keys to my house (oh god why)
>Proper and courteous
>Athletic as fuck, almost olympic tier (NOESCAPE)
>Gun nut with a small armoury
>Much smaller
>Average
>Muscular
>Mutliple personalities
>Speargun
>When she cracks shes starts frantically whispering and then vanishes somewhere where i cant find her

>Short muscular amazoness with big tits and ass who theres no running from and can come into my house at any time
HOLD ME

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 10:59:58 No.12910831 >>12910825 >can come into my house at any time And why wouldn't she? It's her house too, isn't it? You promised to marry her when you were five, anon. Are you going to go back on your engagement, anon? Huh, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:03:45 No.12910833 >>12910831 in a choice between that and something i rolled involving MGs once upon a time, id definitely take the amazon

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:05:08 No.12910836

>>12910813

>Nightmare
>Younger than me
>Very dark skin
>Blue eyes
>Brown hair
>D cup
>Average ass
>Foreigner
>Airhead
>Very athletic; Olympic level
>She has an interest in the occult
>She's much shorter than me
>Average weight
>She has tattoos and her body is covered in them
>She's into Drugs hardcore
>Uses poisons as a weapon
>She masturbates regardless of circumstances

welp

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:06:48 No.12910838 >>12910836 >Very dark skin >She has tattoos and her body is covered in them >She's into Drugs hardcore >She masturbates regardless of circumstances Sounds good to me.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:14:06 No.12910846

>>12910601
Wyvern
Same Age
Tanned
Blue eyed
raven haired. (this is good combo)

F-cup... well thankfully she can transform to fly right?
Average butt, I'm ok with that
She's good at hiding her yan tendencies apparently.

Active and energetic with willpower to boot, makes sense.
Above average intelligence and she's interested in science.

Is my height.
average weight
But soft with a perfect face.

I'm apparently her lover from a past life
Uses needles as weapons.

her tells:
Talking slowly and deliberately.
before running away and crying in a corner.

Sounds like I might have gotten a good waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:15:54 No.12910850 File: 236 KB, 311x267, 1393121448371.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12908988 Don't you folks want to encourage your resident writefags? Let these starving, emaciated artists what you think!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:20:07 No.12910861 >>12910850 27 votes so far, it's not too bad considering people need to read eight stories beforehand. I'm just happy to have had any votes in the first place

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:21:42 No.12910862 >>12910838 Can't wait to get injected with the venom of a Manticore, Girtablilu and a Oomukade while drinking Alruane nectar and Holstaurus milk at the same time!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:24:05 No.12910865 File: 665 KB, 800x450, muromi shootin it up.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12910862 On the upside, you'll get to assfuck her as she masturbates with both hands and moans and screams like an animal from all the trippin'.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:24:29 No.12910867

>>12910601

>Wyvern, Off to a good start

>Same age, Black eyes and red hair.

>A-cup. The flattest dragon type, makes her more aerodynamic

>The flattest ass, poor girl has nothing goin for her

>She's poor. Girl just needs a hug

>Dark and Sad, No wonder she is depressed. She has nothing going for her

>Just an average girl, how sad

>She's interested in martial arts but no master. Kinda par for the course for her.

>Two heads taller than me. As befitting of dragon types.

>Maximum chubby, Knows that I like soft girls so she stuffed herself (Now has C-cups and an bit of a badonk-a-donk)

>Strange eyes (Reptilian), a quiet girl who seemed kind of confused when I took her to the movies the first time. The way the screen light bounced off her eyes was kind creepy though.

>Masochist, Awww, I don't want to hurt her.

>Uses scalpels....somehow...

>Frantic whispering and muttering.

As stated earlier, the girl just needs a hug aND foR aNoN to SToP talKiNg to tHOsE OtheR WhoreS!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:24:58 No.12910868 >>12910862 While sniffling Barometz fluff and matango spore, holding on to a Kesaran Pasaran?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:26:11 No.12910870 >>12910861 Most people will only read two or three. Of the current votes most are from Bob and the IRC gang.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:28:38 No.12910874 >>12910861 Last and third to last stories were my favorite. The attic one was pretty good too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:31:27 No.12910876 >>12910868 Not to mention eating Sticky Mushrooms, Raging Mushrooms, etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:36:03 No.12910884 mmm graham crackers

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:38:54 No.12910889
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>>12909936
>>12909932

>yfw you only have dreams with Monstergirls when a Monstergirl who would be your soulmate is asleep and dreaming at the same time, but in a different universe
>yfw she's posting about her rare dreams where she sees you, her fictional husbando, on /hbg/ right now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:43:23 No.12910902 >>12910889 One day Anon, VR/Multiverse hopping tech will be perfected. Not in our life time, but it will be perfected.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:44:43 No.12910904 >>12910850 Hey, if I don't get love, why should I give it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:46:28 No.12910909 >>12910904 Anon, don't think like that. The more love you give, the more you'll receive! >>12910870 I wonder why? Most of the stories are very short. I think the longest is only 4k words or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:48:26 No.12910911 >>12910909 >4k in 2 hours You've got to be kidding me. It usually takes me like 8 to do that if I'm really on a roll.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:52:25 No.12910922 >>12910911 Purple prose and Dialogue is easy to shit out. Plus you have to remember that this "2 hour limit" wasn't exactly stringent.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:52:47 No.12910923 >>12910911 It would have been nice to know about this, I'd have written something for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:54:14 No.12910924 >>12910922 Sounds a lot more like stream of consciousness writing than proper architecture, or they already had something like that in the works.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:55:03 No.12910926 >>12910923 You had to be part of Bob's inner-circle or on IRC when he was gushing about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:56:27 No.12910927 >>12910926 >IRC Ah. This is the reason why. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:56:27 No.12910928 >>12910926 Bob's inner-circle Sounds like a sodomy cult to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:57:35 No.12910931 >>12910927 Ditto. I would have written something too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:57:40 No.12910932 >>12910926 Figures, I thought it was gonna be something like that when I couldn't find any mention of it in the thread before the poll. IRCfags should just explode.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:57:46 No.12910933 >>12910850 living doll a shit

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:57:46 No.12910934

>>12910909
>>12910911
>>12910922
>>12910923
I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't like the idea. For most people unless they've already got a full outline of what they want to do it takes more than just two hours to write a story. And even then a lot of the time it takes longer, it just seems to me like all of the stories would suck unless the writer is really really good.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:57:47 No.12910935

>>12910922
It was very stringent, actually.

>>12910923
It was advertised on the IRC for a while. It'll probably be a recurring event so please join for the next one! It'll tentatively be Jan 27th.

>>12910924
Could always read it for yourself. Since the MG was randomly chosen before hand it really wasn't possible for them to have something already done.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:59:39 No.12910940 >>12910935 >advertised on the IRC Doesn't really help when I never ever go there. At least let us know in the thread the next time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:00:34 No.12910943 >>12908559 Why is the box censored?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:01:09 No.12910946

>>12910932
Why the hate for IRC? It's far less toxic than the threads.

>>12910940
I usually stay away from the threads since it's often just mindless hate. I also asked LDR to add it to his blog, but I don't think many folks checked it out from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:01:17 No.12910947 >>12910943 Anon please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:01:22 No.12910948 >>12910935 >It was advertised on the IRC for a while. In what channel? The on on the Blog? Mini-/pol/? Bob's special snowflake one? >>12910943 Because instead of a ring box he obviously thought it was a dick.

>>	ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:02:24 No.12910952 >>12910946 >I also asked LDR to add it to his blog, but I don't think many folks checked it out from there. Hah.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:03:24 No.12910957 >>12910943 >>12910948 Jokes are hard, you guys...

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:03:31 No.12910959

>>12910935
>>12910946
IRCfag you have to realize. The thread and irc don't get along, we're pretty much separate groups and we don't like to interact. If you only advertize it there then hardly anybody from here is going to see it. Either you have to advertize it on both or only get half the response you're looking for.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:05:49 No.12910963 >>12910957 I figured, I guess I have a terrible sense of humor. Or perhaps I simply dont like seeing mosaic censorship.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:07:16 No.12910968 >>12910946 I wouldn't want to interact with a circlejerk of namefags sucking each other's cocks and jockeying for position in their little hierarchy. That's exactly why I like to post on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:07:31 No.12910969 >>12910963 I can upload the "not funny" version if you want. Although I want to recolour the box, cause it's pretty ugly right now...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:08:02 No.12910971 >>12910969 Please do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:13:38 No.12910979 >>12910971 Here you go mate. http://i.imgur.com/vOVGMah.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:16:25 No.12910983 >>12910979 I don't have enough yes for this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:17:28 No.12910986 >>12910979 That looks pretty good, but something feels missing... A blush of embarrassment, maybe?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:17:36 No.12910987 >>12910983 Well, give it to .less, I can't lineart for shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:18:50 No.12910989 >>12910987 >give it to .less What? No way, she's mine now. I just lack the words to express the rejoicing in my heart now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:19:33 No.12910993 >>12910986 You have a point. It's not like I was done anyway. >>12910989 Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:21:46 No.12910999 >>12910993 >Fair enough I feel like that doesn't fit here. >not like I was done anyway Blushing version is still coming?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:25:27 No.12911009 >>12910999 >I feel like that doesn't fit here. It's my goto phrase for "I dunno what to say, but I better say something quick". >Blushing version is still coming? If I can manage to not make it look like garbage, sure.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:25:41 No.12911010

>>12910601
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Ara Ara.
>Dark Skin, Blue eyes, and blue hair
>E Cup and a below average ass.
>She's a Magical Girl
>She is Pure and innocent.
>Average intelligence, but is hiding her true strength from others.
>Her hobby is survivalism.
>A head shorter to me and average in weight, she has full lips
>She and her family want to mold me into the perfect husband.
>She uses a kitchen knife, just in case.
>When under pressure, with plays with the nearest sharp object.

This is both bizarre an terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:27:32 No.12911012 File: 114 KB, 790x593, 1418759721383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911009 >my goto phrase Stalking initiated. I've seen that phrase get thrown around like this before...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:29:12 No.12911015 >>12911012 I really hope you aren't creeper-anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:29:13 No.12911016 >>12911012 That doesn't really work. It's a rather common southern expression used to accept criticism. Just saying I'm not him and I use it too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:29:45 No.12911017 >>12911012 OH GOD HE'S BACK. RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:30:14 No.12911019 >>12911016 >Implying he's not me. But what if you are? You could be my evil clone/twin for all I know...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:34:23 No.12911029 >>12911019 IT WAS ME BARRY!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:34:55 No.12911032 >>12911019 But what if there's a third, alpified twin who is hunting you? After all, the only one you could ever want and need is someone as perfect as yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:35:42 No.12911033 >>12911019 >>12911029 >>12911032 Guys I just woke up, I don't need this confusion right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:36:09 No.12911034 >>12911032 >Implying the alp isn't locked up in evil twin's dungeon. That's like the prerogative of being evil.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:37:26 No.12911035 >>12911034 >Implying the evil twin wasn't secretly an alp in disguise all along Do you even mind fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:39:15 No.12911036 >>12911029 IT WAS ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!! >>12911032 >Not sure if gay or not

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:40:16 No.12911038 >>12911036 Like elves, it's not gay if its with an alp.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:41:14 No.12911039
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>>12910601
>Selkie
Wonderful.
>Ara ara
Even more wonderful.
>Pale skin
Eh, such is life in the North.
>Blue eyes
Pretty and plain.
>brown
Same as me then.
>E-cup
Good thing she can let the water take care of that weight.
>getting there
No, she's a Selkie and doesn't even have an ass.
>she's poor
We have that in common, too.
>Calm and cool until she snaps
Suits me.
>extremely intelligent
This turns me on.
>into martial arts
Turns me on even more.
>very tall
And I'm a manlet. Arousal intensifies.
>average weight
No problems here.
>related to me by blood
Auntie please.
>Martyr complex
Hilarious.
>weapon of choice is acid
Scary.
>constantly photographs with her phone
Cute and not scary.

I like.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:42:52 No.12911041 >>12910601 >I don't really like yandere but this could be fun >I'll just roll to see what girl I get >Ushi Oni NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:46:02 No.12911045 >>12911041 The wild ride isn't over yet anon, keep going.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:47:17 No.12911049 >>12910865 And then when I pass out she'll visit me as I dream which is nice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:47:18 No.12911050 File: 469 KB, 1155x1000, 1383251279659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12910177 THIS COLORING OFFENDS SLAANESH! AS DOES THIS SILENCE!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:48:13 No.12911052

>>12910601
>Blue Oni
>ara ara~
>pale blue skin, dark eyes, black hair
>D cups, junk in the trunk (rolled an 8)
>Childhood friend with all the keys to the house
>Innocent
>average intelligence and strength (she's a blue oni, she's stronger than me)
>Survivalist
>much shorter than me (cute)
>skinny, but still has dat ass and tits
>tattoos, with my name somewhere on her body
>She can bend reality to her will (fug)
>multiple personalities (I'm scared)
>armed with a huge pair of scissors (goddamnit)
>shows her crazy by taking a bunch of phone pics.
I'm fucking scared, guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:48:34 No.12911053 >>12911050 >ara ara Hey, I can read Moon!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:49:33 No.12911055

>>12910601
>Mantis
>Age 11-16
>Pale Skin
>Eyes change colors
>Red Hair
>Breasts are an average D Cup
>Average ass too
>Loner
>Shy
>Appears to have average intelligence and athleticism. Is actually extremely athletic but hides it.
>Martial artist, 1st dan Black Belt in her preferred form
>Artistic too.
>Much shorter than me, age difference, duh
>Average weight for her age
>Very long hair
>Fucking MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
>Owns a sniper rifle on top of her scythes
>Knows she's switched personalities whenever she bites her thumb so hard it bleeds, or starts talking real slow and deliberate.

...Halp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:51:10 No.12911059 >>12910601 > Lilim Nope.jpg I'm going to hide with Druella. She might never let me go but it's a better fate than whatever the dicegods will make her sister out to be.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:51:29 No.12911060 >>12911053 Don't forget to show love to the iya~n either.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:53:25 No.12911064 >>12911052 >Has ll the keys to the house >She can bend reality to her will >armed with a huge pair of scissors Don't look behind you, Anon. I SAID DON'T LOOK

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:53:42 No.12911065 File: 102 KB, 396x600, Werebat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-who goes there?!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:54:23 No.12911070 >>12911065 Mail man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:54:53 No.12911071 >>12911065 If I lifted her bangs and looked her in the eye, would she blush?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:55:27 No.12911073 File: 184 KB, 301x428, Please be gentle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911071 You tell me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:57:53 No.12911079 >>12911064 terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 12:59:22 No.12911085 >>12911073 Imagine being able to whisper lewd things and have her melt from across the room.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:08:47 No.12911101 >>12910986 >>12910999 http://i.imgur.com/zrAiLUi.jpg Would this be something you'd like? The other one I have looks like she had a painting related accident...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:09:05 No.12911103 >>12911073 >>12911079 I'm guessing it'd be extremely cuteful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:10:17 No.12911104 >>12911101 Hmm, can I see the other for comparison?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:10:21 No.12911105

>>12911041
>>12911045
>m-maybe it wont be so bad
>5-10 years younger
I'm 18 so 8-13
>Tanned
>Eye color shifting
>Black hair
>B or C cup
>Average ass
>Childhood friend, has all the keys
Jesus Fucking Christ also how is she even a childhood friend when she's so young
>She's an airhead
>Extremely intelligent
But an airhead, but a really smart airhead, wat
>Loves guns and tactics, has her own fully stocked armory ready to go
Well at least we have that in common, maybe we met and bonded at a gun show or something
>Much shorter than me
As expected from a little kid
>Average weight for her age
Which is still probably big since she's a huge spider
>Freckles
>Twin sisters
Holy fucking shit
>First one treats me like a god
>Second one has multiple personalities
>First one uses a strange bludgeoning instrument
>Her tell is she leaves and goes somewhere I'll never find her
What
>Second one's weapon is a spear gun
>Her two tells are she takes out her weapon and starts fondling it, and she fiddles with the nearest sharp object
I was with it until the twins part. I actually kind of liked that she was a gun nut like me, but nope had to go and ruin it. Once again I don't like Ushi Oni or yandere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:11:20 No.12911106 >>12911101 It's looking good, but it could use a bit more red. A little shading over the lines like in KC's drawings to show some "density" could do the trick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:14:26 No.12911115 >>12911104 http://i.imgur.com/1um8Ogc.jpg And both together http://i.imgur.com/nuzU6lu.jpg >>12911106 I see what I can do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:14:55 No.12911117 >>12908497 Thanks for the cute as hell sheepgirl! Have you ever drawn a ryu before? Would you - or any other artist - feel like tackling an idea for a OC-ish monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:16:02 No.12911119 >>12911115 Use the color red.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:20:15 No.12911125 >>12911065 >>12911073 >hanging upside down blowjob >footjob >hanging + tightly hugging up-side-down sex

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:20:55 No.12911128 >>12911106 >>12911119 I think I made it worse. http://i.imgur.com/dD6gmO4.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:21:02 No.12911129 >>12911115 puu sh/evVgj.png puu sh/evVGr.png try something like that

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:21:08 No.12911130

Viking ship gets into some bad luck, hits a storm, everyone gets snatched to Valhalla by their new Valkyrie waifus except one guy.
He drifts along for a while in a broken down longboat until he is rescued by an ara ara Kraken who takes him to a small deserted island with a nice lagoon for some healing.

How's that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:22:57 No.12911131 >>12911130 If you can make it interesting then sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:23:19 No.12911132 >>12911128 Here >>12911129

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:23:53 No.12911133 >>12911131 I was hoping it would strike someone else's fancy and they'd write it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:27:53 No.12911138 >>12911129 A little blur, a little smear, look what Anon has for you here. http://i.imgur.com/SNfIAok.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:28:25 No.12911140 >>12911138 Redder please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:29:00 No.12911142 >>12911128 Shameless hijack of your current work, stroke of red set to linear burn, and 53% fill with minor erasing to the pupils. A bit too much red perhaps. https://i.imgur.com/YTWOAgQ.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:30:27 No.12911145 >>12911142 It's like she's on fire! Which might be appropriate for a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:31:33 No.12911149 >>12911145 Bloods a boil'n

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:31:34 No.12911150 >>12911065 >You will never use your mastery of wind to make it seem like you aren't there. >You'll never sneak up on her >You'll never pinch her exposed tummy to hear a loud Squeak

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:32:15 No.12911153 >>12906910 I don't care that this post is a day old. I just wanted to tell you not to bully the poor autistic Lethe.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:32:20 No.12911154 >>12911142 That is a lot of red... I was going for somemthing more subtle.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:34:12 No.12911158 >>12911154 >*Something And now my spelling abilities fail me as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:34:57 No.12911162 >>12911154 Well I'll let the anon who is actually doing his thing work on it. I was mostly just curious what would happen with "red".

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:35:39 No.12911163 File: 499 KB, 850x881, 1362876670383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911153 Big fat cat tats

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:39:39 No.12911173 >>12911140 http://i.imgur.com/5l2DPXl.jpg Not sure if I like it, but maybe you do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:40:42 No.12911174 >>12911173 I sure do.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:44:07 No.12911181
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>>12911163

I didn't like the changes to laguz in FE10. I didn't really like anything in FE10 aside from Lyre and Naihla.

I maxed Lethe's level in FE9 though. She dodges basically everything except Ashnard who you're only supposed to use royals/Ike on anyway. Fun times.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:46:00 No.12911189 >>12911174 Still godda clean up some of the colour to line art transitions, which I've neglected (forgot like an idiot).

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:47:42 No.12911192 >>12911163 >>12911181 New FE. Get fucking hype.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:50:00 No.12911196 [DELETED]

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>>12910601

Roper

>Younger than me
>Light skin
>Red eyes
>Blonde hair
>E-cup breasts
>Average butt
>Childhood friend that knows my family
>Innocent personality
>Genius intellect
>She's interested in the Occult
>Much shorter than me
>Chubby
>Strange style of dress

All of this fits together really well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:50:01 No.12911197 File: 968 KB, 910x1170, 1348401157520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911192 Not surprising, but nice to hear. >>12911181 I never played Radiant Dawn or Path of Radiance. Thinking about trying to emulate them, though.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:51:41 No.12911199
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http://pastebin.com/u/Praise_Hathor
http://pastebin.com/zyz5w814
http://pastebin.com/C68EeyRQ
Reposting the family bonding in case people missed it, second one I just put up. Would have gotten it out sooner but there was a family thing then I got lazy then about halfway through writing it I lost the drive so the second half might feel different.
Anyway I have several ideas for new stories and I'd like you guys to pick.
Option one is pic related, angry /fit/ anon and his angry short Minotaur wife. Option two is something talked about a while back, taking over a goblin tribe by conquering their hobgoblin leader with the dick then teaching them the ways of Hathor and eventually spreading it to all the goblin tribes and thus taming them. Option three is a naive daughter of Hathor and her body guard traveling across ancient Egypt spreading Hathorism. Option four is more stuff for The Book of Moo. And option five is more Matt and Sam stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:53:04 No.12911201 >>12911199 Option 4 please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:55:05 No.12911206 >>12911199 I'd vote for Option 1.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 13:55:09 No.12911207
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>>12910601

Roper

>Younger than me
>Light skin
>Red eyes
>Blonde hair
>E-cup breasts
>Average butt
>Childhood friend that knows my family
>Innocent personality
>Genius intellect
>She's interested in the Occult
>Much shorter than me
>Chubby
>Strange style of dress
>Signature weapon is a kitchen knife
>When upset she messes with her clothing, almost hard enough to rip. She starts talking very slowly and deliberately
>She has split personalities. One is normal, one is innocent, one is a slut, one is a murderer. Has very poor memory between them.

All of this fits together really well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:01:18 No.12911214 >>12911197 Just get Path of Radiance Radiant Dawn has the most idiotic story of any JRPG ever Even Kingdom Hearts in it's entirety has less logical fallacies than Radiant Dawn. Also Micchy Worst Lord

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:04:02 No.12911220 >>12911163 What's it with Fire emblem liking their twins to be red and green? You know, aside from the whole Cain and Abel parallel.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:04:49 No.12911223 >>12911174 Well then, just for you: Cleaner version + blush. http://i.imgur.com/AttL1Rt.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:05:37 No.12911224 >>12911223 Spank you very much!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:06:09 No.12911226 >>12911220 But they're not twins. Least I don't think they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:06:34 No.12911228 >>12911224 Oh stop it, you're gonna make ME blush. No homo/alp

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:06:36 No.12911229 File: 115 KB, 848x602, 1362855042693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911214 But is the gameplay decent? >>12911220 Tropes. We /feg/ now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:06:56 No.12911232 >>12911220 Mario and Luigi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:06:58 No.12911233 Do satyr girls exist? I haven't found any

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:08:32 No.12911236 >>12911233 You clearly haven't been looking hard enough. What you need to do is go out into the nearest forest, set a satyr trap, and wait. I've caught over 30 using this method.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:09:32 No.12911238 >>12911228 >no alp No bully pls.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:10:05 No.12911239

>>12911226

I don't remember if they're actually twins, they're obviously sisters though. It's too bad FE10 ruined/killed support convos. That is probably its biggest crime.

>>12911214

Radiant Dawn is just bad, honestly. I remember playing through it, being disappointed and shelving it after finishing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:10:06 No.12911240 >>12911236 I've caught like 70 of them, but all male, what the fuck? What bait are you using?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:10:23 No.12911241 >>12911238 I have to, it's the law.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:11:25 No.12911242 >>12911241 But if we break it together, we might become cellmates! MGC is really nice about this kind of thing!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:11:31 No.12911243 >>12911207 What the hell is a roper

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:12:25 No.12911246 File: 65 KB, 640x432, not this one retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911243

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:12:43 No.12911247 >>12911242 I dunno guy, that seems way too convenient for one of us...

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:13:33 No.12911249

>>12911240
I use elf rape doujins and the occasional yaoi doujin. Draws females in super easily, you still get a few males with the yaoi ones but they go alp as soon as they see you pretty much. Also you will catch deer girls even now and then and you will have to fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:15:55 No.12911259 >>12911249 >elf rape doujins aaah of course, I've been using shota doujins, I though satyr girls were dominant in nature

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:16:16 No.12911263 >>12911246 Is it just tentacles latched onto a girl? I dont understand my negro

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:17:16 No.12911267

>>12911229
No you REALLY do not understand HOW bad the Story is in Radiant Dawn is.
It's literally one side is So /pol/ level racist that they murdered someone who asked they get rid of their slaves, and then have a Coup against their Kingdom because people were mad they were that Racist murderers
Meanwhile We have the Dragon King who ACTUALLY WILL NOT TELL ANYONE WHY THEY SHOULD STOP HAVING THE WAR!
He literally does nothing and acts like it's Humanity's fault that they kept fighting when they had NO IDEA what would happen. Then becomes a villain because of it.
All while Michiah, a Lord who can not double Attack EVER, dies in one-two hits and is stupid beyond goes around acting like Ike, one of the top 3 or 5 best Lords in FE period, is an asshole for protecting his home from her former mad dictator king.
FUCK Radiant Dawn
FUCK IT

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:17:32 No.12911268 >>12911263 Eh, it's more like "The thing", but with sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:18:02 No.12911270 >>12911263 >Is it just tentacles latched onto a girl? yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:18:20 No.12911271 >>12911259 Oh trust me some of them are, mostly the tribe leaders so be careful if you catch too many from a certain tribe unless you want to be dragged off to a cave somewhere. Most however are like elves so you wont need to worry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:18:43 No.12911274 >>12911247 I've got friends in high places, stud.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:20:51 No.12911283 >>12911263 >not having read all the MGE entries

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:23:58 No.12911288 >>12911274 >Nope.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:26:16 No.12911295 >>12911288 What, you don't like Stud? Daddy-O it is then!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:26:49 No.12911296 >>12911199 >>12911201 >>12911206 So one vote for 4 and one for 1. Anybody else want to vote?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:28:31 No.12911303 >>12911295 That's even worse, you should be ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:29:47 No.12911310 >>12911303 Then how about... Sancho? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjxrJSPLHAI

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:30:12 No.12911313 File: 40 KB, 482x301, 1362787383909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911267

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:30:25 No.12911314 >>12911296 Do one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:30:43 No.12911316 >>12911267 >join the war >team up with the laguz because catgirls >kills the Dawn Brigade >entire country now dominated by laguz >with so much excess wealth and land, laguz have a population boom >twenty years later, catgirls everywhere

Punaldin Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:31:49 No.12911320
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So I made a one shot based on a greentext I wrote a few threads ago:
It involves a slightly obsessive Holstaurus and smut. Also forced breastfeeding:

http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy

Comments and criticisms are welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:32:07 No.12911322 >>12911310 No, there will be no alping, unless you're at least stage 3.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:33:56 No.12911327 >>12911322 How will I ever get there without you? You're tearing me apart Lisa!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:34:33 No.12911330 >>12911327 Funny story Mark.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:34:57 No.12911331 >>12911310 >>12911322 >>12911327 Forget that other guy, I'll impregnate you today.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:36:54 No.12911334 >>12911331 >preggo ending with an Alp This has never been done, has it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:39:05 No.12911338 >>12911316 >Kill the Dawn Brigade >Doing Darwinism a Favor >Then go fuck Jill and Lethe

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:40:52 No.12911342 File: 196 KB, 673x451, scyllas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which one?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:40:54 No.12911343 >>12911334 It needs to, and it will if I ever get my hands on one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:41:55 No.12911347 >>12911342 Middle. >>12911343 >Nii-chan, catch me if you can~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:43:16 No.12911349 >>12911320 >http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy this makes my kokoro go doki doki

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:43:28 No.12911350 >>12911342 The businesswoman

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:44:43 No.12911353 >>12911342 left

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:45:35 No.12911357 >>12911334 considering that there has been a total of two storys with an alp as of yet that's not very surprising

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:46:06 No.12911360 >>12910850 I forgot to vote, was actually about to just tier them myself. Most feel kinda rushed though (but that's given, what with the time limit) but I like most of the humorous spins

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:46:52 No.12911364 >>12911357 >total of two I can think of more than that, even if some of those don't exist anymore. Sorry

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:47:49 No.12911367 >>12911360 If you forgot there's still plenty of time!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:51:15 No.12911376
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>>12910601
>Manticore
Jojokes on you, I like Manticores.
>Same age
>Brown eyes
>Brown hair
>C Cup
Yum
>9/10 ass
Double Yum
>Super rich
$€X¥
>Energetic
>Average strength and smarts
>Hiding her smarts behind a veil of idiocy
Oh dear
>Interested in science
>And a master at anatomy and psychology
Hidden smarts are definitely sexy, yes.
>Same height
>Average weight
>Freckles
...Oh-ho, you know I like freckles.
>Twins
Twin Maneaters...!
>One has a martyr complex
Yes
>The other completely and utterly hates herself
Nooo...
>They like deadly traps
>And reveal their insanity with frantic whispering and muttering
I'm...gonna have a good time with these two.
And absolutely nothing can go wrong, since they won't tie me up OR kill me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:51:25 No.12911377 >>12911367 I already did vote for the one that looked the most complete.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:53:24 No.12911383 >>12911376 >And a master at "anatomy" and "psychology" Yup, you won.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 14:57:48 No.12911388 >>12911338 >Then fuck Jill and Lethe I'm glad I wasn't the only one who'd waifu Jill.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:01:28 No.12911400 >>12911388 There are human beings who don't want to Fuck Jill?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:03:14 No.12911402 >>12911400 I for one don't know this "Jill" you speak of.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:08:13 No.12911409 >>12911342 The girl on the right, for imoutoing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:09:28 No.12911412 >>12910601 >Alp I already don't want to continue. But let's just see how deep this can go >Ara Ara Yeah, we're done here

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:09:37 No.12911414 >>12911320 I liked it. I'd also love to see the faces of all the asshole monster girls that tried to rape him when they find out one of the most docile monsters got him. She also needs to act smug as fuck at that time just to piss them off more.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:10:22 No.12911417 File: 28 KB, 192x254, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911400 My brother was one of them. >>12911402 Allow me to educate you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:11:01 No.12911418 >>12911342 Right, because daughteru

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:12:12 No.12911421 >>12911412 >not wanting ara ara Alp F-faggot. >>12911417 She looks fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:12:19 No.12911423 >>12911412 I don't blame you, that's pretty rough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:13:11 No.12911426 >>12911402 Dragon Knight from Fire Emblem who after hanging around Ike and the Laguz (mostly Lethe) she realizes Her home country was a bunch of Racist Dicks and even helps kill her Dad to help Ike get his Country back

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:13:40 No.12911430 >>12911412 >he doesn't like alp or ara ara I'm gonna make you an ara ara alp faggot. >>12911421 I'm also gonna take this alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:13:51 No.12911431 >>12911421 I know right? Now imagine her tanned and in some harem pants.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:15:22 No.12911434 >>12911430 I'd love to be an ara ara Alp, that's the only kind I'd ever become if I, umm, accidentally ate that funky fruit. Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:17:12 No.12911437 >>12911434 I'll make you eat my funky fruit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:18:02 No.12911439 >>12911437 Your peach? Lesbians aren't allowed, remember?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:19:08 No.12911440 >>12911439 I think he meant he wants me to peel his banana for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:20:11 No.12911442 >>12911440 Ah, I would've expected something more along the lines of playing with his grapes, but that would be plural. This makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:21:57 No.12911448 File: 469 KB, 800x1000, 7WEnbDR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are werecats best girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:23:14 No.12911450 >>12911448 H.P. Lovecraft wrote an essay about why cats are superior to dogs. That should answer the question for the most part. Then add sex to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:23:26 No.12911452 >>12911448 >Keyhole sweater Well, you know, I think it's because they're curious like cats It has nothing to do with the sweater. At all. No sir I have no idea what you're talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:24:10 No.12911454 >>12909022 What MGs do you like?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:24:29 No.12911455 >>12911320 All it needs is a less drawing and it's golden calf

>>	Punaldin Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:30:48 No.12911472 >>12911455 Damn you Charon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:30:53 No.12911474 >>12911450 >cats >superior to dogs I like cats more then dogs personally, but cats are selfish fucks that could care less if you died tomorrow morning provided they are fed and taken care of by someone else

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:32:32 No.12911478 >>12911474 So if you waifued a cat girl would she just jump the next guy she saw if you died?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:33:24 No.12911479 File: 1.12 MB, 1200x1600, 0eNAI6y.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911474 Sounds like you don't have an affectionate cat. You just need one that loves pets and attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:34:08 No.12911481 >>12911450 Lovecraft a best. Too bad about the racism thing though, he'd see MGs as cosmic horrors for being half breeds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:34:48 No.12911484 >>12911474 Personally, I would prefer my pet to live on than die of depression mourning me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:37:31 No.12911488 >>12911455 I don't know whether to take this as a good or a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:42:47 No.12911497 File: 696 KB, 1000x1471, My girlfriend is getting flustered, and all I'm doing is eating rice..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have we ever done extremely dense MGs? Like Dark Matters or Lilims?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:45:24 No.12911504 >>12911497 >Heavy breathing >Tank Top >Those Hips >Tail wagging Anon stop, I can't get a boner right now!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:47:32 No.12911509

>>12911504
Sure you can. Look, she's even got her pants unbuttoned to give you easier access and she's lifting her breasts to make them look fuller and so you can see them better. You can't get hard for her? You don't want to show her your erection and then impregnate her? For shame.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:47:43 No.12911511 >>12909861 Going around with the baphomet? "special" cookies? This can't end well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:53:19 No.12911523 File: 3.80 MB, 3000x2774, 1419911670529.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911511 I honestly can't remember what the original special cookies do.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:53:35 No.12911524

>>12910601
>manticore, here we go
>ara ara
>deep tan
>Blue eyes
>black hair
>D cup
>Damn! The ass is fat
>rich girl
>Proper
>genius level intellect
>survivalist with hut
>3 heads taller
>average weight
>Muscular with glasses
>Believer in fate
>uses fists
>Goes in a corner and cries while narrating thoughts.
She a olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:53:35 No.12911525 >>12911497 I love that MCs face. >"You're horny? Lol, ok."

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:54:11 No.12911527

>>12911509
You're not helping me here. I'm trying to keep it together because I want our first time to be special. Not just some lunchtime fuck.
I'm not an easy guy, okay? I'm the kind of guy who'd get flustered if my girlfriend kissed my cheek in public.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:54:17 No.12911528 >>12910601 >Deruellla I should reroll, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:55:24 No.12911532 >>12911065 Your prom date, you ugly sack of shit!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:55:38 No.12911534 >>12911497 That guy has the greatest face ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:55:59 No.12911536 >>12911528 no... enjoy that

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:56:34 No.12911538

>>12911527
>You're not helping me here.
I'm not helping you, I'm helping her make lots of cute little lizard babies. She's got the perfect body for it, don't you want to? She's bractically begging, Anon. What, does she need to get on all fours and pull her zipper down with her teeth or something? If you're that shy maybe she'd have to...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 15:58:24 No.12911542 >>12910601 >Sabbath No thanks >Raging mushroom NO >Ryu Finally.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:00:31 No.12911545 File: 511 KB, 1600x1200, 1413682638542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW line 724 >Loli-Oni takes it up the Butt Very lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:06:36 No.12911565 >>12910979 Thanks!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:07:48 No.12911567 >>12911538 She has to get down on all fours, spread her legs, and begin fingering herself in front of him while waving her hips like a bitch in heat.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:07:51 No.12911568

>>12910601
>Dark Elf
>Same Age
>Dark skinned Big surprise there.
>Purple Eyes
>Purple Hair Why do I get exploding dice here and not when I'm actually playing Tabletop games?
>E-Cup Jesus christ.
>Sweet lord that's a lot of ass. 8
>Childhood Friend
>Tsundere So she's a proper tsundere with yandere tendencies then?
>Genius level intellect
>Interested in science
>2-3 heads taller than me. I'm 5'9" so how tall is she?
>Chubby. Due to my roll she's actually pushed past the maximum of tits and ass. What do?
>Very long hair

I may have to change my stance on yanderes because holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:09:18 No.12911575 File: 732 KB, 1200x1600, 1416003933107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911163 YOU CALL THOSE TATS!?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:10:23 No.12911579 >>12911568 Put her on a treadmill until shes healthy and ride that ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:10:28 No.12911581 >>12911568 >Ishimura-ya Patchu body >dark elf >extremely tall >tsun-yandere This sounds amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:11:12 No.12911585 >>12911568 because the god of dice hate you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:11:17 No.12911586 >>12911523 Only one way to find out!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:11:35 No.12911587 >>12911568 Lucky son of a gun

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:13:35 No.12911593 >>12911568 >What's that in your hands, loser? >You got a love letter...? N-no... >You can't go out with that whore! Good job getting kidnapped, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:13:41 No.12911594 >>12911575 >That lewd stare >That blush >That seethrough uniform >Woman in the back doesn't seem to care, she's even smiling I uh... I-I'd like a... cheeseburger with a side of medium fries, I guess... Her staring is starting to make me worried.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:14:45 No.12911599

>>12911568
Whoops. Forgot the insanity rolls.
>Twins Oh sweet jesus.
>Twin #1 is self-aware
>Twin #2 thinks we have a connection from a past life.
>Twin #1 uses a bludgeon
>Twin #2 uses a spear
>Twin #1's tell is she grabs my arm and won't let go until she's calm.
>Twin #2 starts coming on to me hard.
Not bad, would still do it.
Yandere is seeming like less of a shit now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:14:54 No.12911600 >>12911575 Pyurachri is THE hottest succubus period.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:15:35 No.12911603 >>12911594 >She rips off her shirt >"Would you like a milkshake with that~?"

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:16:17 No.12911605

>>12910601

>Kikimora
>same age
>tanned
>brown eyes
>blonde hair
>B cup tits
>average ass
>perfectly normal (possibly)
>tsundere (oh a tsundere with small tits, aren't we off to a great start)
>very athletic, but not overpowered it seems
>Is interested in the occult and is somehow a kitsune on top of being a Kikimora
>slightly shorter than me
>normal weight
>no special features
>is a blood worshipper who kills people because she thinks I'm some kind of eldrich god apparently.
>uses a Katana, a CHAIR and piano wire
>I can tell she's mental because she plays with sharp objects.

Dear Holy Shit I have a generic tsundere who secretly worships me as some death god. This is proper crazy.

would it be a good idea to be tsundere to someone you suspect to be cthulu though?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:16:27 No.12911607 >>12911594 That'll be 3.89. That's in rape dollars, please~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:18:31 No.12911611 >>12911605 I'd take that as her pretending to be just your devoted cultist, denying that she loves you as a person. >A-a-anon-sama! It's not like I l-l-love you or a-anything! I just don't want you to destroy me like a gnat!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:18:33 No.12911612 >>12911605 >Tsundere chuni Kikimora cultist That sounds fantastically awful

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:18:48 No.12911614 >>12911594 >cheeseburger Sure, you'll need it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:19:43 No.12911616 >>12910601 Does Eros count as a valid candidate for the purposes of this exercise?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:20:27 No.12911620 >>12911614 >Sure, you'll need it. I'm reminded of that one black guy from Don't Be a Menace. >"I got these CHEESEBURGERS man!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:23:31 No.12911629 >>12911607 Do you accept credit ca-- >>12911603 >[NOSEBLEEDING INTENSIFIES]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:24:07 No.12911630 >>12911620 Funny thing is I'm black.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:24:42 No.12911631

>>12910601
>Dark Valkyrie
>Older than me by 5 years
>Tanned
>Brown/Black eyes
>Brown hair
>Average breasts
>Average Ass
>She's a foreigner (Nippon?)
>She's shy
>Average - hiding her strength and speed for a critical moment
>She enjoys martial arts - she's a black belt
>Much taller than me, two or three heads
>Average weight
>Hidden breasts - still average

>She enjoys looking at me way too much. Chances are i'm getting locked in a Plexiglass box for the rest of my life.
>She uses Crucifixion nails.
>Her tell is that she starts coming onto me, hard.

This sucks cat dick

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:25:28 No.12911635 >>12911545 >sweaty loli oni licking and anal Why hello here, boner. Didn't expect to see you this time of the day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:26:10 No.12911640 >>12911630 The lazy piece of welfare leaching shit black, or the upstanding citizen trying to break the image the lazy one set black?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:26:15 No.12911641

>>12910601
>Hobgoblin
Good.
>Younger than me, at least 19
>Very dark/black skin
>Purple eyes
>Red hair
>D cup
>DAT ASS
Dayum, gurl, you got it goin' ON!
>Completely normal backstory
>Total slut for dick
>Average intelligence and athleticism, no surprises
>Interested in sports. Heavily supported by her team
>A head taller
>Skinny. Still got dat ass
>Muscular
>Also a ghost for some reason

So, a slutty brown red-haired muscular Hobgoblin with the world's greatest measurements? I wouldn't mind her stalking me at all.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:26:43 No.12911642
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>>12910601
>Kraken

>Same age
>Light skin
>Red eyes
>Black Hair
>E-cup
>Butt bigger than average
>Foreigner
>Proper and courteous
>Extremely intelligent
>Interested in firearms and tactics, also owns a small armory
>Taller than me
>Chubby
>Related to me by blood (So we are twins or cousins)

>She believes I'm her perfect husband and her family is also as crazy as she is
>Weapon is a secret arsenal of firearms (how appropriate)
>She shows her insanity by grabbing my face and staring deeply into my eyes

I'm so hard right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:27:13 No.12911644 >>12911631 >Dark Valkyrie >Chances are i'm getting locked in a Plexiglass box for the rest of my life. >She uses Crucifixion nails. Anon, I... You gon git crucified. Have fun being nailed to a cross, being deepthroated.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:27:33 No.12911646 File: 936 KB, 8500x2200, 1410013127296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911630 That means you're an ass man, yea?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:28:09 No.12911648 >>12911575 Man, I forgot the name of this artist. The nipples he draws look like they can poke someone's eye out. Also, Vitamin Quest 2 when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:29:06 No.12911652 >>12911635 Licking girls is the best. I hope to see more licking action now that we have the Barometz.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:29:14 No.12911653 >>12911644 Well it could be worse I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:29:23 No.12911654 >>12911640 The latter. Would you believe I'm a teacher?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:30:17 No.12911657 >>12911654 not him but yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:30:53 No.12911658 >>12911654 A music teacher?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:35:59 No.12911675 File: 97 KB, 303x500, 12378645445546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's time to steal pantsu. Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/4DvVb8ek New Page: http://pastebin.com/079tynvP

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:37:19 No.12911681 >>12911654 I can believe it. Now let's change the subject back to MGs.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:38:22 No.12911687
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A large population of Manticores have founded their own nation and are calling for all able-bodied men to take up residence!

Do you emigrate to the new-found country?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:39:22 No.12911692 >>12911687 Hell no I'd rather live on Depression Island than that hellhole

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:39:42 No.12911694 >>12911687 HOW ABOUT NO.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:39:58 No.12911695 >>12911687 Eh, I'm fine where I am now. Pass

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:40:12 No.12911697 >>12911687 Naw.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:40:14 No.12911698 >>12911687 Depends on how they treat their male population. Please disclose information if possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:40:27 No.12911700 >>12911687 The only nation I'd emigrate is the Wan Reich

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:41:50 No.12911707 >>12911658 Das was expected. English and History.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:42:02 No.12911708 >>12911687 I'm nice and comfy in the Dragon country. So no. >Get free dental >Everyone's nice >You're properly paid for your hard work >Laws aren't balls-to-ass retarded >No gang bangers or wiggers Oh yeah, it's nice here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:42:07 No.12911709 >>12911687 Sure. What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:42:10 No.12911710 >>12910610 >Torture porn >Best anything

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:42:27 No.12911711 >>12911675 I want to cum into an angel's panties.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:42:33 No.12911712 >>12911687 Sorry, my passport is expired.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:43:27 No.12911714

>>12910601
>Youko
>Same age (19)
>Very dark/black skin
>brown or black eyes
>Brown hair
>Average sized breasts
>Flat ass
>supernatural background
>"Depression"
>extremely intelligent
>survivalism
>at least 2-3 heads taller
>average weight
>Freckles
>Fairy
>deeply, obsessively religious
>Needles
>Starts to rip out her hair
I think I'm screwed, in all ways

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:43:56 No.12911717
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I want to live in the Kitsune Empire. Where the number of tails one has defines her worth.

I'll be content as a lowly tail-brusher and servant for some buxom Kitsune noble.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:44:15 No.12911720 >>12911687 Nah

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:46:00 No.12911726 >>12911717 >Kitsune Empire They have a long history of human rights violations and public executions via tail smothering.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:46:08 No.12911728

>>12911698
As part of the incentive package you will be paired up with a Manticore. Your information will be reviewed by specialists and matched with a Manticore who they feel is best suited to you.

An allowance will be provided for six months or until you find employment.

Healthcare and education are free, along with flat-rate taxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:46:53 No.12911730 >>12911687 If it's anything like GLORIOUS ARSTOTZSKA then there's a guy at the entrance doing nothing but stamping DENIED on all the passports. You might want to fire him, you'll get more guys in that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:47:26 No.12911731 >>12911726 >public executions via tail smothering. How would that even work?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:47:35 No.12911733 >>12911687 >>12911717 I think I'll just stay on the Holstaurus home world. >>12911728 >free education and healthcare >low taxes Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:48:01 No.12911734 >>12911726 Only because they acted out and rebelled. I, for one, am loyal to our fluffy-tailed overlords.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:48:39 No.12911736 >>12911730 God I hate to love that game. It gets so complex so fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:48:39 No.12911737 File: 192 KB, 972x800, 1407051147144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911731 They get mindbroken, which is a death of personality. The mindless husks are used as public fountains, I bet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:48:47 No.12911738 >>12911733 When at least half your population can live on semen alone it opens up a whole new list of things your government can atuaully do without going bankrupt

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:48:54 No.12911739 >>12911731 Not very well

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:49:32 No.12911741 >>12911726 >They have a long history of human rights violations For the record, those human boys were asking for it. They're the ones to blame.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:49:42 No.12911742 >>12911733 Are you that red-shirt that decided to explore the Holstaurus home world? How'd that go?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:49:49 No.12911743 >>12911736 You fluff whore.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:49:52 No.12911744 HEIL SCHWANZMUSCHI

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:50:41 No.12911745 >>12911733 I didn't say low taxes, I said flat rate. A simple tax system significantly reduces administrative overhead and processing costs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:50:46 No.12911746 >>12911733 >>low taxes Remember that they're dragons. A 10% flat tax probs makes as much as a heavy progression in a poorer country.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:50:51 No.12911747 >>12911731 >Man sits in a chair, tied, up, in front of numerous people >Masked Kitsune walks up and begins smothering him with her tails >After a few minutes he stops moaning and twitching

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:51:26 No.12911749 >>12911728 >Healthcare and education are free, along with flat-rate taxes. That's a wonderful constitution you got there. I'd move there just for that. Is being paired up with a Mantibutt required for one to live there?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:51:45 No.12911751 >>12911737 >Mindbroken Anon that used to live in the Kitsune Kingdom >Took him 5 years to recover, but he's back to being a normal human bean >The sight of fluffy tails makes him have a PTSD attack >If he touches the fluffy tail, he turns into mush

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:51:49 No.12911752 >>12911742 Like>>12911320 But with more of them, I lost count around 7. I'm now a leader among them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:52:23 No.12911753 >>12911746 >dragons Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:52:48 No.12911754 >>12911749 Due to massive population imbalances (Manticore to Human Male ratio is currently 10:1) you must pair with a Manticore. Upon marriage you will be granted citizenship.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:53:26 No.12911758 >>12911728 >Free healthcare and edication >Flat rate taxes Well that's not half bad. too bad >>12911709 said the phrase which automatically ruins EVERYTHING

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:55:45 No.12911765 >>12911754 Well, that's... troubling, I'd assume. I'll think about it, thanks. I just hope the weather there isn't face-melting inferno hot tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:56:11 No.12911766 I want to live in a country headed by Tanukis. I feel like they know what's best for the economic well being of a state.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:56:16 No.12911768

>>12911717
>Be a servant at a noble gathering
>Walk around serving fried tofu and sake to the guests.
>Someone sticks out their tail and I trip on it.
>Spill sake on one of the noble guests.
>Immediately apologize as her own servants rush to clean her up.
>She insists it's no problem.
>Feel relived.
>Later that night, I awake to see a Kitsune covered in ninja garb.
>"You have been marked for death" she says calmly.
>I try to pull myself out of bed, but she's tied me in place.
>Struggle to the last minute as she holds her tails over my face until I stop moving.

Such is life in the Kitsune Empire.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:58:49 No.12911775 >>1291176 As the Tailpussy Republic is mostly mountainous, the principle climate subtropical highland - cool and dry year round.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 16:59:48 No.12911778
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>>12910601
I wanna try this again with my actual waifu.
>Same age
>Blue eyes
On black sclera, I'm assuming.
>Red hair
Sounds nice.
>E-Cup breasts
...Oh damn
>8/10 hips because lamias have no ass
OH DAMN
>Orphaned
Yes, she can live with me right away.
>Stoic
I would swear this girl is olev if I didn't fear things are about to go wrong.
>She's super smart
Which is kind of weird, considering she's orphaned, but I suppose it works
>Interested in Survivalism and Martial Arts
>And a black belt, no less.
I'm going to go with She Quan, because Snake Kung Fu.
>Taller by a head
>Slightly chubby
Cute
>Has a Tattoo of my name on her body
>Has a martyr complex
>Her fists and tail are her most deadly weapon
>She shows her insanity by Hiding in a corner in the fetal position, crying and asking for me.
I must marry her and protect her smile.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:01:00 No.12911783

>>12911765
As the Tailpussy Republic is mostly mountainous, the principle climate subtropical highland - cool and dry year round.

>>12911766
The Tanuki were granted a plot of land after the war, but there has been near-constant fighting since then.

Without international support they would've fallen long ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:01:15 No.12911788 >>12911545 The sweat stuff reminded me to check on Komodo-neechan even tough I know it hasn't been updated. What have you done to me? I hate you!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:02:05 No.12911790

>>12911675
>If caught, you won't be raped, rather you'll be punished for being a panty stealing thief, it's best to repent as soon as you get the opportunity. They will show mercy if you do it convincingly.

Punishment that isn't rape? What else could it be?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:02:17 No.12911791 >>12911783 But the Tanuki were wiped out by a one eyed Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:03:03 No.12911792 >>12911687 I'll stay in the Holstaur State, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:04:11 No.12911794 >>12911783 >mountainous >cool and dry year round Most interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:06:23 No.12911799 >>12911605 The dark goddess demands a sacrifice to maintain cleanliness and purity! Only through eliminating the dirty people can the world become truly clean!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:07:49 No.12911801 >>12911687 Prepare first strike nuclear launch!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:08:57 No.12911802

Awwww shit, son, you just transferred schools and now ya gotta make new friends. Who would you try to hit it off with?

>Sporty Frog Girl
>Short-haired, spunky, athletic. Most boys just see her as one of the guys. Very tall, swimmer's build. Participates on the Monster Girl swim team. Self-conscious about her looks and sometimes wishes she was born a mermaid instead. Likes action films, dumb comedies, and sports dramas.

>Nerdy Orc
>Not P'Orc. Straight-up Orc, of the tall and green variety. Punky haircut. Wears mostly cargo pants, graphic tees, and hoodies with phrases like 'I GIVE XP' and 'Taffer until I die'. Very friendly. Her obsessions pretty much control her life. Loves tabletop games, dueling card games, and anything to do with high fantasy. Usually wears loose clothing so it's hard to tell, but she's almost all muscle. Wants to open her own tabletop gaming store.

>Rich Bitch Elf
>Classic pretty-looking girl, very feminine sense in fashion. Is popular simply because her parents are loaded, but none of her friends are very sincere. Has been taught her entire life that money buys everything. You can either reinforce that idea or give her a reality check. She thinks very highly of herself and has a habit of looking down upon others. Secretly very lonely. Adores animals even though her parents won't let her keep any pets in the house. Wants to become a veterinarian.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:09:26 No.12911803
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>>12910601
>Chimera
>my age
>light skin
>blue eyes
>black hair
>average boobs
>SHE GOT THE BOOTY
>foreigner
>airhead
>very athletic, Olympic standard
>survivalist
>Much taller
>average weight
>gorgeous
>immortal
>supernatural past life connection
>scalpels
>Talks slowly and deliberatly
and masturbating

Im happy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:09:35 No.12911805 Uh oh! You/Jimmy visited your Echidna kindergartener teacher, only to find out she's pretty drunk! And she's inappropriately touching you as well! What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:10:49 No.12911810 >>12911805 Enjoy the situation. Duh.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:11:15 No.12911811 >>12911802 Does the frog have a short haired pony tail?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:11:34 No.12911812 >>12911802 >Rich bitch Elf Because Making bitches into kind girls who aren't bitches is attractive to me, and Orcs and frog girls are not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:12:34 No.12911815 >>12911802 Let's go with the elf and teach her that life is more than just money. One more truly happy person on the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:12:53 No.12911817 >>12911802 That orc sounds like a huge bro and fun to hang out with. She'll most likely immediately disown me for saying I prefer YGO and pathfinder.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:13:22 No.12911818 >>12911646 A real man appreciates every inch of his woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:13:46 No.12911822 >>12911802 Trolling a bitchy rich elf? Count me in.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:14:02 No.12911824 >>12911802 >Making friends If I must. Let's go Elf and teach her that there's more to life that just money

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:15:08 No.12911827 >>12911817 It's okay. Her parents have an entire album of pictures from elementary school that embarrass her. She refused to remove the duel disk her parents bought her so she wore it to school every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:15:49 No.12911830 >>12911802 I would befriend them all and start our very own highschool quizbowl team, getting into wacky adventures along the way.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:16:18 No.12911836

The Greater Kitsune Empire wants to take the time to dispel these false rumors of torture and executions as if they take place on a regular basis, we assure you they are only used on harden criminals that have been thoroughly confirmed to have committed terrible and atrocious deeds worthy of such punishments.

Life within the Great Kitsune Empire is amongst the best in the world with the highest per capita income for its residents .
So do not listen to these foul lying propaganda spewing fascists of the Tail pussy fail state.

Come visit today!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:17:17 No.12911839 >>12911687 Fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:18:58 No.12911843 >>12911836 >Implying only one country is telling the truth Dragon and Anubis countries, among others, are also telling the truth you're hiding.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:19:15 No.12911844 >>12911802 Elf. I'll show her what real friendship is about!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:20:11 No.12911845

>>12911778

Good idea, I'll try this too.

>>12910601

>Werewolf
>same age
>deeply tanned skin
>blue eyes
>black hair
>A cup (fuck)
>average ass
>loner but likes me
>will do anything I tell her to
>she's a genius, I'm fucked if I need to outsmart her
>She loves books (makes sense) on television for some reason, and her other interest by virtue of being a loner is... using magic. This is all making some creepy sense.
>she towers over me (werewolf, makes sense still)
>skinny, rolled poorly and her ass has now suffered for it
>Muscular. Well, she is a werewolf.
>somehow has can use her magic to be a lamia, so I assume her magic involves shapeshifting
>She utterly worships me and has a room full of photos
>Despite being a werewolf she prefers killing with dangerous animals. Lazy bitch. I guess its to keep the police away.
>Her tell is staring with dead eyes

Well, most of that actually makes sense. I appear to have a muscular, murderous supergenius worshipper. My waifu is Bane: werewolf edition.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:20:32 No.12911847 >>12911802 I want to say the Orc but I was too insecure in highschool to let my powerlevel show.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:22:10 No.12911857 >>12911687 Well, seeing as I have two rich twin yandere manticores with me, sure. Why not? They'll protect me from any interlopers, for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:23:29 No.12911860 >>12911802 >Nerdy Orc and Rich Bitch Elf get into an argument >Ends up with Orc walking away, fuming, and yelling over her shoulder >"I'M ANGRY! ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!"

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:24:09 No.12911862

>>12911827
Ad'orc'able.
Maybe we'll try to indoctrinate the elf in the way of fun and friendship who will most likely attempt to lewd up every tabletop session

She'll also eventually learn while money can't buy happiness, it can buy our bitter and crushing defeat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:29:08 No.12911871 >>12911843 Come now, The Greater Kitsune Empire is best friends with the Dragon country, and the Anubis country is on the other side of the world, they are simply saying what they have heard from others.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:31:24 No.12911877 >>12911844 Finger banging?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:31:34 No.12911879 >>12911871 But EVERYONE'S saying the same thing, and Dragons haven't been on good relations with them ever since the Kitsune Empire tried to invade over 80 years ago in an attempt to expand their territory.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:32:23 No.12911880
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>>12911836
No thank you, i'll stick to the Kiki-Clean Broom Republic. Life here is great, I can't remember the last time i've seen anything dirty. The busiest street in town looks like it was build yesterday, and everyone is so friendly!

Though those constant crusades to the devil bug lands have gotten out of hand. I've seen 3 parades through the streets already last month. And those rumors of that president that never actually has shown himself being some horrifying metal machine aren't helping either.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:32:32 No.12911882 >>12911836 If by 'hardened criminals' you mean men who didn't feel like brushing a kitsune's tails that day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:34:15 No.12911888 >>12910146 Ahahahahaha! Oh man, this is great!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:34:37 No.12911890 If you were to get in a fatal accident with you're waifu and daughteru, and only one of you were able to survive, who would it be >Inb4 Lich resurrection

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:34:58 No.12911893 >>12911836 >The Greater Kitsune Empire More like the Imperial Kitsune Empire. Kitsunes, anways trying to sugar coat everything they do and appeal innocent when everyone can see the bad of you Empire

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:35:38 No.12911895

>>12911871
What a out the allegations that your government teaches of kitsune superiority? The rumors say that your society preaches that other monsters are beneath kitsunes, that human men are only good for pleasuring their fluffy masters, and that human woman are awful selfish beings that are only to be used to breed more humans and left to die alone..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:36:20 No.12911899 >>12911890 Combine my waifu AND daughteru so that both technically survive?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:36:31 No.12911900 File: 315 KB, 650x851, 1394407249938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911836 >these false rumors of torture and executions as if they take place on a regular basis I know how you feel. It happens the same to the Reich.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:37:27 No.12911901 >>12911895 But those are facts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:40:11 No.12911907 >>12911454 >What MGs do you like? Far too many to list on here for practicalities sake, but some of my top ten are Kraken, Wight, That Tailpussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:40:16 No.12911908 File: 397 KB, 800x1029, orc2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911812 >>12911815 >>12911822 >>12911824 >>12911844 >This many people picking the Elf Elf-lovers, please leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:40:20 No.12911909 >>12911783 >The Tanuki were granted a plot of land after the war, but there has been near-constant fighting since then. >Without international support they would've fallen long ago. I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:41:16 No.12911912 >>12911908 Okay, I'd an Orc like that. But, Elf needs friends. REAL friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:41:22 No.12911914 >>12910478 oh man so great

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:41:40 No.12911915 >>12911908 Anon, you seem angry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:42:27 No.12911917 >>12911908 That's just an elf with body paint.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:42:40 No.12911918 >>12911802 Ojou elf? Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:42:48 No.12911919 Kitsoviet said a few days ago that he took requests. How do you get in touch with im to request a story? Does he charge?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:43:16 No.12911921 >>12911802 The Holstaurus class rep. I'd help her relax after school.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:43:39 No.12911925 >>12911907 You realize that Kraken and Wight are pretty popular no? Get on with that writing anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:44:09 No.12911929 >>12911901 I'm not buying it. What makes kitsunes so superior to everyone else? As for the men, not all men are sluts. Most are, but not all of them. They're pretty spot on about the woman though .

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:44:38 No.12911930 >>12911919 Kitsoviet also writes with the alacrity of a receding glacier. Just pop onto the IRC sometime, he's not too hard to find.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:46:47 No.12911937 >>12911908 What part of "trolling" was unclear to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:47:48 No.12911939 File: 500 KB, 708x1000, big orc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911917 Let's be honest, anon. You couldn't handle a REAL Orc.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:48:27 No.12911940 File: 137 KB, 600x600, 29539485_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911929 >what makes kitsunes so superior to everyone else? Proletariat please.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:48:48 No.12911941

>>12911925

Except I don't even have any story premises for either one of them outside of some horrendously pretentious malarky involving a mildly yandere Wight grooming and raising a boy to kill her with his own two hands.

And then, my hands get lacerated looking at the writing pad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:49:23 No.12911942 >>12911908 I'm sorry, but sad rich girls who don't know what real friendship is are fucking adorable. They're even more adorable when they stop being sad. If I could choose all of them I would. But I can't.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:49:50 No.12911944 >>12911939 Pic still unrelated, right?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:50:17 No.12911945

You know, now that I think about it, every single one of these lovely, near perfect fictional creatures we call Monstergirls possess not only exotic physical traits and personalities, but also special abilities of all sorts. Immense physical strength, natural high intellect, invisibility, flight, teleportation, venom glands and so on and so forth. All of which are pretty impressive.

And yet, us humans have almost nothing of the sort that we can call exclusively ours, apart from spirit energy, emotions, sentience and sapience. We have no noteable "extraordinary" abilities of our own, excluding the ability to use our brains to create tools according to our necessities. The only think we seem to know how to do better than any Monstergirl is war.

We look pretty fucking boring in comparison.

>inb4 HFY shitstorm

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:51:01 No.12911947 >>12911941 That's okay. Just know that people will enjoy whatever you write anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:51:55 No.12911952 >>12911945 Monstergirls are great. I think people want them to be 'better' than humans to satisfy their urge for conquest (maledoms) or to have a 'master' worth submitting to. (femdoms)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:53:45 No.12911959 >>12911940 You're gonna get falcon punched in the cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:54:06 No.12911961 >>12911890 Daughteru

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:56:21 No.12911964

>>12911945
The thing that makes us so great is that we can't be wiped out. There's been five or more times in human history where we've been reduced to a population of less than 2000 yet every time we've come back. Combine that with our thumbs and capacity for learning and we are the dominant species. Its really hard to wipe us out, Earth has been trying to millennia so we made it our bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:57:10 No.12911967 File: 309 KB, 503x850, orcess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911944 I can always go full-on Nezumi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:57:21 No.12911969 >>12911964 Pretty sure the Flood never happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:59:29 No.12911973 >>12911967 Getting there.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 17:59:56 No.12911975
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>>12911940
>You'll never eat out a kitsune
>You'll never make her into a panting, wet wreck.
>You'll never stick it in and have her ride you into the bed with her legs wrapped around you.
>You'll never stroke her hair while the two of you cuddle afterwards.
This is all the Bourgeoisie's fault.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:00:44 No.12911977

>>12911969
You'd think but there's lots of plant life under the black sea so obviously at one point it wasn't as big as it is today. If it did flood rapidly then there could have been humans living in that area since we naturally settle on water. There's no definitive proof but its the best explanation we've got and it makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:01:29 No.12911983 >>12911675 I accept this challenge. First pair of panties I've been interested in.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:01:46 No.12911984 >>12911908 >>12911939 >>12911967 I'd impregnate them all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:02:05 No.12911985 >>12911977 Yeah but, an Ark? Fucking really?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:02:30 No.12911988 >>12911711 And then have her wear them?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:03:01 No.12911990
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>Nerdy Orc starts playing Shadow of Mordor
>Starts "trying" to dom her boyfriend with modified Uruk Captain quotes

Ahh yes, the circle is complete once more, a MG thread begins, Orcs pop up, SoM returns and dissipates, then the process begins anew next thread.

MAN SWINE!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:04:27 No.12911996

>>12911985
I'm not sure if its most or if its actually every ancient culture had a flood story, the ark was just something that particular culture added as an explanation for how humans and animals survived. Still makes more sense that some of the other shit our ancestors came up with.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:05:31 No.12911999 >>12911990 >nerdy orc I'm gonna impregnate her after school in the library so hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:06:07 No.12912002 >>12911996 You mean like how Midgard is the remains of Ymir?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:08:27 No.12912007 >>12912002 And pretty much everything involving Loki, and like 90% of Zeus.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:09:12 No.12912011 >>12911694 Everything is your fault. >>12911687 I like living in Magic Egypt. >>12911708 I might be convinced to emigrate to there however.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:09:43 No.12912012 I just got an idea A story about an Oni who tries to bully a Wurm, the Wurm is physically too tough for even her to Bully so she tries to bully her with taunts but the Wurm thinks she's just being nice.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:14:04 No.12912025

>>12912012
>Oni who tries to bully a Wurm
>WUrm is physically too tough to be bullied
>Oni tries to taunt her
>Wurm thinks the Oni is being nice or playful
>Returns the "favor" by befriending her against her will
>Oni is reverse-bullied by Wurm who thinks she's her friend
>As she learns more about the Wurm, the the Oni eventually realizes that she didn't deserve to be bullied
>Actually becomes her friend

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:15:50 No.12912030 >>12911687 I would much rather live on Wurm island in all its primitive glory.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:16:23 No.12912033 >>12912012 >Oni tries a crushing bearhug to bully Wurm >Wurm is uneffected, thinks it's a game >Wurm bearhugs Oni back >Oni is lucky to walk away without any broken ribs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:17:18 No.12912034 >>12912012 >>12912025 >>12912030 >>12912033 I want to watch that doctor Wurm react to this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:24:51 No.12912055 You will never have a wurm waifu who is naive and innocent like Starfire from the Teen Titans cartoon. Let this sink in.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:25:50 No.12912056 >>12912034 Now all I can think of is Doctor Who but with a Wurm. Wasn't there a discussion about that a while back? >>12912055 >Anon what is 'the pleasure of being cummed inside' >Well let me show you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:27:00 No.12912057 >>12911990 Fuck off I just got done playing SoM. I so want to play SoM with P'Orcs/Oni/Ogres

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:30:47 No.12912070

>>12910601
>Familiar
Still can't believe I got that
>5-10 years younger
>very light/pale
>blue eyes
>D cups
>average ass
Alright then.
>childhood friend
>shy
>very strong but hides it.
Sounds cute.
Okay that's kind of cute.
>Survivalist
>A head taller
But I'm 6"1, man that's a tall Familiar.
>average for her age.
>freckles
Even cuter.
>Time traveling familiar
Fuck yes.

Now for the craziness
>Thinks I'm her perfect husband
>Piano wire
Neck guards bitch!
>Tell is her messing with her clothes.

I'm still not dicking her, she's my sister, not my wife.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:31:27 No.12912074
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>>12911836
>Live in the Human quarter as a humble tofu chef and merchant.
>Make my living selling fried tofu to lower class Kitsune in the market square.
>While I barely get by at first, eventually I begin to pick up in popularity.
>One day an eight-tails walks into the market, flanked by her bodyguards.
>She's inspecting the stalls, looking for something to buy.
>Stops at mine, selects a piece of fried tofu from my stall and pops it into her mouth without paying.
>I know better than to protest.
>"Hmm, he must be the one..." She says thoughtfully. "I see why my fried tofu franchise hasn't been making as much money now, they've all been coming to you, haven't they?"
>"Forgive me my lady. I had no intentions of-" I plead.
>She nods to her bodyguards. Two push away the crowds, while the other two set about destroying my stall.
>I give out a yell and rush to stop them, but a series of blows to my torso from the Kitsune bodyguards causes me to crumple to the ground.
>The eight-tails takes a breath from her pipe. Exhaling over the remains of my stall.
>"Take him, I have need of a new personal chef. Fufufu~"
>I'm dragged away while the crowd stands back, shocked and talking in hushed whispers, they know better than to interfere in the business of such a high-ranked Kitsune.

Such is life in the Greater Kitsune Empire.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:33:19 No.12912081

>>12909180
>"Open"
>Kid opens his mouth and you spoon in another mouthful of soup.
>Rare day off. You usually just laze around on your days off and today isn't much different.
>Kid usually sticks to simple stuff like bread and sausage, stuff he can eat without making a mess.
>Since you are around today you figured you would help him with something a little more complex.
>Fish and onion soup. Kind of an odd combination but apparently he loves the stuff.
>You aren't much of a cook but he told you what to do. Even sat on a chair next to you while you were cooking it so he could taste test it and make sure it was going right.
>Was kinda cute
>Now he's sitting in your lap and you're feedin him the stuff. You aren't trying to make a habit out of this, its just the easiest position to help him eat.
>"Are you sure we did this right? It looks kind of watery."
>Head nods up and down vigorously with his mouth full of soup. Shit, that's cute.
>"It still smells off to me." Maybe it was the fish. You were smelling it a bit before you even started, just couldn't figure out where it was coming from.
>Sniff around a bit before realizing the kid looks flushed. More so than usual. Put a paw to his forehead for a sec.
>"You feel a little..."
>Trail off mid sentence and bring your nose to his face to get a good smell.
>"Hold still for a sec, I need to look at something."
>Loosen the bandage a bit and look underneath.
>Yeah, that's infected.
>Shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:34:12 No.12912082 >>12910601 I got a doppelganger. Why do I always get the MGs I don't even remember exist? At least give me one I hate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:35:04 No.12912086 >>12912081 Come on. Don't break my heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:35:44 No.12912089 >>12912082 >Ever forgetting an MGE >Not dedicating their name to memory that you can pull from the top of your head at any given moment like an MG Encyclopedia of Autism Step it up, faglord.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:37:17 No.12912096 >>12912089 I'll do my best, senpai. Please watch over me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:40:04 No.12912104 >>12912081 >Infected >Non-modern setting Yup he's a goner. Max suffering time?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:40:19 No.12912105 >>12912096 >TFW nobody remembers Pot Devil, Kesaran Pasaran, or Leanan Sidhe You better do it, kouhai. If nothing else we are the keepers of the tomes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:41:07 No.12912107 >>12912104 >inb4 demonic energy saves the day

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:41:13 No.12912108 >>12912105 I remember them as the one people argue about the name of, the drug-fairy, and KC's Author-Avatar's Waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:43:02 No.12912110 >>12912074 That made me a little upset.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:43:29 No.12912114 I want to wash a devil bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:44:00 No.12912116 >>12912105 didn't someone just writefag about the kesaran?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:44:27 No.12912118 >>12912074 What a bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:45:08 No.12912120 >>12912114 I want to be hugged for warmth by a zombie

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:46:38 No.12912127

>>12912081
>infection sets in spreading to his mucous membranes and hitching a ride from there, everywhere
> sets in the lungs, kid dies, his last words thanking the hellhound for taking care of him
> hellhound tears shots trafficking operation apart before self hatred and the memory of the boy consume her
> they will NOT be reunited in Hell, and Heaven is barred to her kind

Adam West eating taffy.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:47:00 No.12912129 >>12912118 >>12912110 Then join the anti-mofumofu resistance group. We'll put a stop to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:47:08 No.12912130 >>12912116 I wouldn't know. Don't keep up with writefaggots outside of a few noteworthy individuals.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:47:08 No.12912131 File: 1.25 MB, 1231x1280, 1421093306576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912114 >>12912120 I want to design floors for Ushi.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:47:51 No.12912132 >>12912074 Down with the fluffy bourgeoisie! Class war now!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:49:18 No.12912137 >>12912089 My nigga

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:49:24 No.12912138

>>12911880
By the way, Danna-sama made an updated version not long after that one with fixes to the colouration and the messed up hand. Also optional choice between round glasses and flat ones. Might want to replace your pic.

http://dannasama.imgur.com/all/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:50:39 No.12912144 >>12912131 That sounds horrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:51:19 No.12912146 >>12912107 I don't really like MAMONOMANA so I'm going to ignore it in favor of specific and limited uses of more traditional fantasy magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:53:07 No.12912151 >>12912131 So tiles that can both withstand their tremendous weight and their sharp claw legs?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:53:41 No.12912154 File: 702 KB, 900x950, Kuuga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912144 Don't be such an Alp or Arachnotaur will descend from the heaven to show you some tough love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:55:22 No.12912156 >>12912154 >filename I'll bust ur shit m8. Kuuga too hype to be compared to a shitty spidercow

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:55:57 No.12912157 >>12912154 Then for her sake I hope she's fireproof.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 18:56:00 No.12912158 >>12912138 I had no idea, thanks for the heads up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:03:14 No.12912166 >>12912129 Does it have secret underground bases and nanoaugmented secret double agents in trenchcoats? If so, count me in.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:08:43 No.12912174 >>12912131 I want to bully a Minotaur!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:09:09 No.12912175 >>12912174 Have fun with that

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:09:22 No.12912176 >>12912156 >Kuuga vs. N'Daguva-Zeba >Every MG attracted to strong, combat-capable men within a country mile spontaneously cream themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:12:04 No.12912179 >>12912176 >Philip being absorbed >Every bookworm MG crying their eyes out

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:13:30 No.12912182 >>12912129 That sounds like a lot of work though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:13:50 No.12912183 File: 253 KB, 550x780, 123463872432234.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912174 Easy there Eager McBeaver. You need to start small. Now steal this Holst Girl's ice cream without her onee-san catching you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:25:58 No.12912206 File: 109 KB, 451x908, Snake Blowjob.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912174 >Minotaur That's an Ushi-Oni though anon. ...Actually I guess that would make you about half right from a technical standpoint.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:29:28 No.12912215 >>12912206 Those snakes would probably hit on you relentlessly if you went on a date with her. They look lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:35:25 No.12912239 >>12908497 She looks delightfully soft.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:35:49 No.12912241 File: 269 KB, 531x1594, 1411623545977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912215 Tenderly Dick The CC Snake. Do it now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:36:07 No.12912243 >>12912179 >Eiji has to carry a crowbar everywhere so he can pry girls off of himself. He's got a Tsundere phoenix to revive anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:36:17 No.12912244 >>12912127 Goddammit I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:38:31 No.12912254 >>12912243 >Michhy is still a little shit, with the only addition of being an alp. Now he can never fuck Mai-san

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:38:34 No.12912255

>>12908724
> No one remembers Thrashard In The Cave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Q8adTaR6Q
>>12911545
>This week's episode featured a juicy, ripe, red Barometz and a young boy. Before long the boy was licking the older girl all over, nibbling at her fruit and moaning about her strawberry taste.
Oh boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:38:49 No.12912257 >>12912183 That would make him an enemy of the state though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:40:38 No.12912263 >>12911687 >"In today's news, 40 Manticores claimed a tiny pacific island as a so called new state. The reaction so far from most world leaders is one of extreme humor to .......

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:41:56 No.12912269 >>12911320 Yandere Holstaurs a best, further helped by the fact they're delightfully busty, and can lactate. How the hell did she manage to climb up to Jacks window? Are Holstaurs secretly capable of performing tactical sneaky stalker actions?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:42:21 No.12912272 >>12912263 >Cackling Tanuki.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:43:04 No.12912275 >>12911687 Damn straight I would.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:44:00 No.12912278 File: 609 KB, 3600x4500, ICARUS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912243 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7fNPiNiNc

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:44:37 No.12912279

>>12912263
>the camera shakes and cuts out for a few seconds.
>A badly disguised Manticore is on screen instead of the normal anchorman.
"Absolute pleasure Bob, no issues have been reported with these peaceful Manticore, saying how they only wish to bring love and pleasure to all those that will allow them"

Invading monster girls are scary.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:46:02 No.12912283 >>12912279 How long until they're taken over by the Kitsune Empire?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:47:28 No.12912285 >>12912283 The Manticores? I don't know anon, why don't you ask the Kitsune behind you

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:47:29 No.12912286

>>12912081
>"I'm surprised you haven't been itching at that."
>Currently picking your way through the streets on the way to the docks. The kid riding your shoulders is drawing plenty of stares but less than any alternative you can think of.
>Other than leading him by the hand, and that was just fucking embarrassing.
>Kid chimes in "You aren't supposed to itch it when you get hurt, it makes it worse."
>Grunt. Last time you took a knife the boss had the other girls hold you down and file your claws to nubs to keep you from ripping the sewing out.
>After a much longer trip than you remember you get to a rundown little boat tied up in a suspiciously good berth.
>The colorful strips of cloth and hemp hanging from the thing clash with bare wood, warped and weathered from lack of upkeep. Owner nowhere to be seen.
>"Wake up, fishtits, you've got visitors!"
>"I'm not asleep~ I'm just resting~"
>Fiona pops up from somewhere in the tiny hold. By far the weirdest...mermaid?.. you've ever met.
>Several layers of ragged clothes made from poorly woven, frayed wool dyed into an eye-wrenching rainbow of bright colors.
>Extremely long brown hair, sun-bleached to nearly blond and collected into a dozen of the fuzziest, greasiest, messiest, most pitiful excuses for braids you've ever seen.
>Good at what she does though, and pretty easy to get along with.
>"Ahhh~ Scratches! You're back? What did you do this time, try to eat your own tail?~" She snorts and falls over in a giggle-fit.
>She's also a rotten bitch.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:48:17 No.12912288

>>12910601
>Deruella
Hoo boy. This won't end well
>Older by 5-10 years
>Very light/ pale skin
>Shifting colours eyes
>Black hair
>Average, D-Cup breasts
>9/10 Ass
>Politician daughter
>Active and Energetic, lots of will/personal power
>Intelligent Genius
>Survivalist, hiking waifu
Well at least we can say "fuck the world" and strike out on our own. Build a log cabin in the middle of nowhere and spend all our days together.
>Way taller than me
>On the HEALTH end of average
>Related by blood
>Two forms, one older and one younger and can switch at will
>Severe trust issues, will confine me to the happyconsent dungeon
Good thing we'll use her survivalism to strike out on our own, just her and me, r-right?
>Piano wire weapons
>Hysteric, final-boss laughter

Giant, stupidly smart survivalist Lilim Onee-san who will garrote me if I talk to another woman. And can turn into an imouto if she so chooses. I dunno how I feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:50:16 No.12912291 >>12912285 The dead one killed by my Dragon body guards? Yeah, Kitsune can't win against a Dragon. The war proved it when it turned from an invasion into a slaughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:51:16 No.12912292 >>12912243 >Tsundere Phoenix OTP. >You will never have a Phoenix Waifu who shyly offers to share her popsicles with you. >>12912286 >Filthy Hippy Mermaid >Scratches No, really, I was expecting suffering, not giggles.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:52:21 No.12912294 >>12912292 >Ankh >Sharing Ice Cream Pffft ahaha.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:53:42 No.12912300 >>12912241 That doujin friction burns hurt

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:54:27 No.12912304 >>12912286 You do good work.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:54:57 No.12912305 >>12911320 Why boner.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:56:07 No.12912310

>>12912294
Well maybe "Shy" isn't the right word.

>"W-What? You want to try one of my popsicles?"
>"...f-fine, I guess you can have a...couple licks..."
>Holds it out for him.
>Leans in to take a lick/bite
>Tastes air
>She pulled it back to her
>"On second thought maybe later, I really like this flavor."
>Downs it in one go.
>No indirect ice-cream kisses were had that day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:57:39 No.12912315 >>12912292 >Filthy Hippy Mermaid She's actually a Rastafarian Sea Bishop

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:57:55 No.12912316 >>12912310 Would she be jealous when Eiji gets charmed?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:58:19 No.12912318
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Aw man, it's time to hang out with cool Monstergirls! Who ya gonna be BFFs with?

>Retro Otaku Wererabbit
>She never really grew out of the old-school. She adores almost anything retro (especially PC98 games and anime from the 70s and 80s). Her mind is permanently tuned to the point in history where girls wearing bunnysuits were the ultimate in erotic (unfortunately, her gigantic fuzzy thighs don't do as well in that get-up). She has an encyclopedic knowledge of Gundam, thinks Dragon Quest is the best thing since oxygen was invented, once asked Santa to make her into a Tatsunoko hero, and has a 150-chapter Dirty Pair fanfiction that she still updates. Personality-wise, she's usually meek but just can't control her excitement if someone mentions a subject she's passionate about. Average body except for her hips and thighs, which are outrageous. Lives in a bachelorette apartment decorated top-to-bottom in merch and retro technology.

>Occultist Zombie
>An undead girl obsessed with the occult. She does tarot readings, watches ghost-hunting shows, browses /x/, takes conspiracy theories very seriously, and considers herself a Thelemist with leanings in Buddhism and Christian Mysticism. Owns at least ten different Ouija boards. She insists that each one has its own personality. Frequently wants to do things like explore abandoned buildings or try to summon Demons. Constantly looking for evidence that ghosts are real (despite the fact that she has a friend who is a literal Ghost Girl, but she doesn't count because she isn't a floating ball of light or a poltergeist). Is creepy and off-putting to most, is never shy about sharing her interests (even if people don't want her to). Pretty thin body, but has big boobs.

>cont'd

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 19:59:24 No.12912321

>>12912318

>Reformed Oni Christmas Cake
>Was once the baddest bitch around and in charge of the largest Monster Girl gang in the region. Raped a lot of guys, stole a lot of boyfriends, punched a lot of people in the face. Around her mid-20's she underwent a huge moral epiphany and repented for everything. Spent an entire year tracking down every single person she ever wronged and profusely apologized, bowing to them and kissing their feet and offering to do anything if she was forgiven. Nowadays, with her conscience clear, she lives alone and has sorta given up on having a lovelife or a family. She mentors a group of local Monster Girl delinquents, trying to lead them on the right path. Took up cooking as a hobby and has gotten incredibly good at it. She makes mostly simple dishes, but each one is made carefully. She's still loud and boisterous, but she's surprisingly well-liked by the neighborhood because of her benevolent nature. She'll give you the shirt off of her back if you ask for it. Is almost strictly non-violent, but has a soft spot for children (she always protected them and never did them harm even when she was a gang leader). When children are in harm's way she has a habit of reverting back to her old, violent, gangster ways. Secretly wants a husband and kids of her own.

Who ya gonna hang with?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:00:03 No.12912323 >>12912318 Wererabbit hands down.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:00:11 No.12912324 >>12912305 Because.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:01:13 No.12912327 >>12912318 Forgot to mention that Wererabbit adores FKMT and will beg her significant other to cosplay as Itou Kaiji.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:01:15 No.12912328 File: 279 KB, 2000x2500, TOeNljF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912300

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:03:25 No.12912333 >>12912328 I really hope the snakes are not smart. I would hate to deal with so many personalities.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:04:53 No.12912336 >>12912318 This smug ghost is literally begging for it. I'm gonna hug and cuddle the shit out of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:04:55 No.12912337 >>12912321 I'm taking that Oni.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:05:39 No.12912338
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>>12912318
> encyclopedic knowledge of Gundam
That Werewabbit must have a PhD in Gundam like Mark Simmons.
>browses /x/
That Zombie's at least 15 or 16 then, isn't she?
>>12912321
I haven't seen this since the /a/ days.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:06:49 No.12912340 File: 2.55 MB, 1354x2000, SNAKE BLOWJOB 2.0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912215 They'd do other things too.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:07:09 No.12912342

>>12912215

>Each one coiling around your face, whispering in hissing voices into your ear. All while their 'owner' shyly wrings her hands together and stares at the floor.
>"Hey, hey! You don't mind all of us watching while you do it, right?"
>"You're cute."
>"Ahhhhn, I wanna see a dick~"
>She has a really sensitive anus."
>"M-make sure to cuddle afterwards, we all like it a lot."
>"Put out a lot for all of us, okay? No one's satisfied unless you can go at least five times! Good luck!"
>"We believe in you!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:08:54 No.12912348 >>12912318 The occult zombie is definitely my kind of friend We'd probably sit out in my backyard and try to figure out just what those strange lights that show up now and then are

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:13:16 No.12912355 >>12912316 The flames of a jealous German-Egyptian Phoenix are not something that you would want to feel, let's say that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:14:17 No.12912357 >>12912338 Fuck I'm still hoping the Woundwort will make an appearance in Try. It was leading the polls last I checked!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:15:07 No.12912359

Yandere kiki LOVES her master SO MUCH. She collects masters hair, nails, and his love'stained tissues~. She also collects her master's semen when he's sleeping. He has such a cute face when he releases~. Thinking of master is making her moist again. Time to go to her room! Inside her room she has a laptop and a SHRINE DEDICATED TO MASTER who she is a loyal servant to. The shrine is adorned with pictures of you taken every hour and with a picture of your ex in a loving embrace. But instead of tje ex's face the kikis is taped to the picture and underneath the picture she saceifices her blood to makw her one true dream come true. To be married to master and to love him for ever and ever and ever and ever AND EVER AND EVER. Of course there are pesky nuisances that block the way. LIKE THOSE FILTHY WHORES WHO DARE TRY TO DEFILE MASTER. She handcrafted multiple dakis of master in the finest of spider silk, violating it every day. After relieving herself by fantasizing master calling her name sje goes back to clean. As a maid she has to keep everything orderly. THAT INCLUDES EVERY TRACE OF THOSE HARLOTS SCENT in every single thing that master owns. She knows that her existence was created to please master. After all, she knows that YOU are watching her through master. She loves YOU. She loves YOU for maintaining her existence by reading this story. She was built to please YOU literally through the writers design. She doesn't want to part from YOU. ShE LOVes YoU sososososososososososososo very much. She can't wait to drag YOU to her world embracing her in love amd affection.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:16:22 No.12912362 >>12912357 I love that fact that all my interests outside of the /mgt/ somehow bleed into the threads somewhere along the line

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:16:29 No.12912363 File: 77 KB, 1554x629, drunk oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912338 Yeah, I guess I still have a softspot for writing dumb Oni things.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:17:57 No.12912369 >>12912363 You gotta finish what you started at SOME point man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:18:01 No.12912371 >TFW almost cheesing out and doing more Manticore shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:19:28 No.12912373 >>12912371 Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:20:27 No.12912376 >>12912371 >tfw want (and need) to write but headaches are fucking me over Guess I'll just sleep for now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:20:42 No.12912378 File: 225 KB, 1200x1121, WonFes Must Have Anubis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912362 I know, right? Even Buyfagging for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:20:43 No.12912377 >>12912363 This really needs to be finished.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:20:59 No.12912381 >>12912371 >cheesing Are you running away or getting high of cat urine?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:21:00 No.12912382 >>12912359 There are more "subtle" and less in-your-face ways to write yandere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:21:30 No.12912384 >>12912359 >No yandere kiki gf who is self aware

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:22:47 No.12912388 >>12912382 I want to become a better writer. Can you show me how?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:22:58 No.12912389 >>12912378 OH WOW that is really good someone out there loves our desert rose as much as we do

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:24:22 No.12912390 >>12912389 She's just a tumbleweed compare to the Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:24:27 No.12912391 >>12912355 Goddamnit anon, quit making me attracted to Ankh!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:24:34 No.12912392 >>12912382 Got any examples?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:24:58 No.12912393 >>12912389 Indeed. I'd give anything to get one. Same artist is releasing a statue of Wilmarina in February. I'd like the Wilmarina figure, but that Anubis. Want her more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:26:00 No.12912396 >>12912391 >Implying you weren't already. Ankh's great man, no shame in admitting it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:26:16 No.12912397 >>12912390 Apofag here. Don't say unnecessary things.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:26:24 No.12912399 Does anyone know where Astoroth is from? I've tried looking her up but I can't seem to find her source. Or are her and Asmodeus just creations that took on lives of their own?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:26:40 No.12912400 >>12912381 More like running away because she's still consuming my mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:26:59 No.12912401 >>12912391 >not wanting to help a monster girl Ankh get her core medals back >not wanting to use her power to waifu the rest of the greeds >not wanting to help normal Ankh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:27:27 No.12912402 >>12912399 Shinrabansho. Some card thing I always forget.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:28:49 No.12912404

>>12912392
The only one that comes to mind currently is that Werewolf from Hetzers currently incomplete story.
Even then I'm not entirely sure if she meets that criteria. I still like her though.
http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
>>12912399
Shinrabanshou.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:29:20 No.12912405 >>12912390 >You will never wield the sword of. Horus that is shaped like a giant Ankh to smite Apophis once and for all

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:31:50 No.12912412
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>>12910783
>disliking Familiar
While I would generally agree that loli a shit, I just find her super-sexy for some reason. I think those hands, They give me the biggest weirdboner.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:32:07 No.12912413 >>12912405 Doesn't the profile Anubis have a sword with an Ankh-shaped handle?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:34:07 No.12912418 >>12912413 Oh, shit. I never even noticed she had a sword. This is super interesting.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:34:20 No.12912419

>>12912412
In a time of distant past, I would usually say that loli's are indeed shit, mainly because I hate kids
But now I feel as if something terribly wrong has happened that I'm not aware of, because I want to adopt a Familiar and loli's in general

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:35:13 No.12912421 >>12912390 Lamia and their subspecies are my fav too but you do have to admit that Anubis are the desert rose too

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:35:49 No.12912422

>>12912412
Kentucky Fried Chicken is really good at making his girls visually appealing, as his colors have a "juicy(?)" (Bare with me here.) look to them.

Also, the Familiars "paws" look like they have an organic, velvet-like structure to them.
>>12912419
Pedomorphosis perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:36:24 No.12912423 >>12912393 good luck my friend remember as any Tanuki would say "greed is good!"

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:36:29 No.12912424 [SPOILER]

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>>12912412
>tfw only just now notice she has a tail
>and it's an awesome looking tail too
>also giant cute fluffy ears

Did KC update her or something or am I just blind?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:36:57 No.12912425

>>12910601
>Mantis
>Same age
>Light Skin
>Dark Eyes
>Blonde hair
>E cups
YES!
>Dat Ass
>Foreigner with contacts
Sexy, but FUCK!
>Innocent on the outside
>Olympic level Athlete
Just kill me now
>Media Whore
I hate her hobby and want nothing to do with it
>Head shorter than me
Still very tall for a woman, not that I mind
>Not too skinny nor too fat, just right
>Dresses like a weeb
Well, if she has Rikku's or Rydia's taste...
>Worships me
Depending on how zealous she is, we are going to end up killing each other
>Hidden arsenal
I am proud
>Won't let go of me when having an episode
I like this, but I am so very fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:37:57 No.12912427 >>12912424 What does that image have to do with the Familiar?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:38:03 No.12912428 >>12912424 Oh shit I just noticed that too.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:38:29 No.12912429

>>12912422
>Pedomorphosis
Obviously I'm going to say I'm not a pedo, which will then go into "Riiiiight" and yada yada yada
But at this point I don't even know and if it's so called "pedomorphosis" then i want to find a cure
I blame Zankuro for all of this

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:39:17 No.12912431

>>12910601
>Arachne
Fuck yeah
>Same age
>Tan (delicious brown)
>Blue Eyes
>Black hair
>D cup
>Level 9 booty
>Loner
>A proper and courteous Ojou-sama
>Pretty smart and athletic, hides her strength until that critical moment
>Survivalist with a little house in the woods
>Artist
>Really tall (dayum she huge)
>She skinny
>Very soft skin and a perfect face
>She needs to be near me at all times or turns into Guts
>Big cleaver. I'm even more sure now that I have a female, arachnid version of Guts for my wife
>Shows her insanity with empty eyes, twiddling with sharp objects, and going berserk...

I'm down with this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:39:35 No.12912432 >>12912427 She's the unnoticed but still best girl in a similar MG franchise. Just like Familiar.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:39:48 No.12912433 >>12912424 Christ, I didn't even realize she had a tail

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:40:21 No.12912434 >>12912412 Feed her some Ara-Ara cake from wonderland and then maybe I would.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:41:58 No.12912436 >>12912342 My sides are gone.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:42:17 No.12912440

>>12912286
>"Not here for me today, here for him" Set the kid on the edge of the dock so she can get a look at him.
>"Well hello there little guy~ What's your name?"
>"Uh, Alex" Kid backs off half a step and takes hold of your leg fur. Huh, guess he's a little more timid than you thought. Or maybe she just pushed him back with her fish udders. Seriously how the fuck does she swim with those things? Maybe that's why she's always in her boat.
>Fiona just goes about her business, poking and prodding him while making small talk.
>"I'm gunna take this off now, ok?~"
>She finally gets to his eyes and treats you to the first grimace you've ever seen on her. And then the first glare.
>Confused for a second then realize what she's thinking. Which pisses you off.
>Glare back and try to mouth out 'I didn't do it'.
>She just sighs are goes back to her inspection.
>Then she tries to pick him up.
>"Don't you growl at me~ I need to lay him down to work on this. Help me get him onto my bed~"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:42:47 No.12912442 >>12912401 >Thugdere Mantis >Smug Catgirl >Bakadere Oni(?) >Ara-Ara Sahuagin >Tsundere Phoenix The Monstergirl world's Eiji is one lucky bastard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:42:52 No.12912443 >>12912412 >star pupils how come i just noticed this? I actually kinda dislike loli but if she can get herself some heart pupils then we'll talk

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:43:16 No.12912444 >>12912434 You could also soften her up with holstaurus milk. That way she'll be closer to Lucretia from AverageAnons story.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:45:14 No.12912449 >>12912440 mmmm fish udders.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:45:26 No.12912450 >>12910601 One fail, there's no rolling for type. Some options overlap, but still.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:47:04 No.12912453

>>12912443
And today we discover the terrors of the Familiar
Eons ago, people would disregard Familiars without even a second thought, saying "loli a shit" and eating their Ara Ara cakes and drinking Holsti milk
But here people look at the unfamiliar Familiar, and discover new things
Like the star pupils
And those hands
And that tail
And that billion shades of softness Delicious, delicious softness. I mean, my god.
And the sudden urge to adopt

Thus, is the terror of familiars, for even a picture of them has shocking effects as if they were actually there

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:47:20 No.12912454 >>12912442 Don't forget whatever the fuck Dr. Maki was and the dumber than a Wurm Phoenix body Ankh.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:47:33 No.12912455 >>12912442 Here's the real question though. In an MG world... Would Maki and Eiji's Greeedification involve Genderswapping? Also, Scylla is more appropriate for Mezool, and Gamel...eh, let's go with Gorilla Girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:52:04 No.12912462 >>12912453 I wonder if Familiars can be conjured up using items personal to you, or bits from monstergirls. I mean, what'll happen if you use a Shirohebi's shedded scale, along with the fluff of a Barometz?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:52:16 No.12912464 >>12912412 She's got >Pomf =3 Written all over her

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:52:21 No.12912465

>>12912419
I don't hate kids. I just don't want to fuck them.

I don't even want to fuck the Familiar. But I'd take handies from her - all day, every day. I imagine they'd be sorta yielding and spongy, with mamonomana in them so they make the lewdest of noises when she wraps both hands around your length to make a purple loli onahole. Giggling coquettishly about how hentai-onii-chan's big thing wants to mate with her palms. And when you explode inside that tight squelching space, and hot gooey semen squirts out between her locked fingers, splashing onto her face and trickling down her forearms...

Oh God I want those things on my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:55:14 No.12912469 >>12912464 >Pomf =3 >Wai! Let me show you what we're gonna do on the bed, onii-chan!

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:56:07 No.12912471

>>12912465
See see! This is my issue right here!
It's not that i don't like kids, it's just that i had very bad experiences with them. but I am 100% on the "no fucking" boat like you
But you just said everything I'm feeling right now! And my brain is fifty different levels of confused because it knows that all that is wrong, but then the other half is all "but you know, I mean, well"

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:56:35 No.12912474

>>12912454
Dr. Maki was a Dinosaur. An insane world ending dinosaur.
>>12912455
Dr Maki would've been a Yandere girl to begin with in monstergirl land.
As for Eiji's Greeedification would probably just go the same way as it did in canon, just with more monstergirls.
And fucking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:57:07 No.12912475 >>12912469 >Anon was then cuddled into the morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:57:56 No.12912478 >>12912474 >Turns into a Dino-Monster Girl for a little bit. >Violent Lesbian sex with the Tsun Phoenix. >Returns to normal male eventually. >Normal Hetero sex with the Tsun Phoenix. WORKS FOR ME!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 20:58:09 No.12912479 >>12912474 Wait so would the Overlords be monster girls? Would Kaito and Kouta be the first male Overlords then?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:00:11 No.12912484

You suddenly wake up to 2 portals in your room. Below the portals are a note. 'Each portal leads to a 2d mg realm. Once chosen you cannot turn back.'
You peer into the first portal. You see castles and peasantry bumbling about. Below the first portal is a note 'As a lord of a small province, you will have basic provisions to do what you want. Careful:There are many ways to die painfully be it disease war etc.'

You peer into the second portal. It's no different to where you live only that its 2d and that there are monster girls. Below the second portal is a note'Born into a first world country under an upper middle class family you will jave basic provisions to do what you want. careful:This is lile the real world. Only 2d and less cruel but still cruel nonetheless.'

A note'If you choose neither, you will have a gift waiting.'

This is not a CYOA

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:00:59 No.12912486 How in the hell are Familiars even conjured up?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:01:41 No.12912487 >>12912486 They just do, don't question it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:02:05 No.12912490 >>12912484 The gift sounds tempting. I could do with a new hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:02:10 No.12912491 >>12912478 Come on anon. None of that, the Dino form would still be nothing but anger and violence.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:02:26 No.12912492 >>12912486 Magic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:02:50 No.12912493 >>12912484 The gift is very foreboding. Let's test my terrible luck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:03:19 No.12912494 >>12912484 Mystery box pls

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:03:27 No.12912495 >>12912484 I'm taking the second one. Normal life with monsters sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:03:43 No.12912496 >>12912487 >>12912492 What'd happen if a Familiar is conjured up using a dead opossum, a southern cook-book, and a banjo string as materials?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:03:58 No.12912497 >>12912484 >>12912484 The second portal.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:04:39 No.12912499 >>12912496 Things. Excitement!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:05:58 No.12912500 You fuckers always go for the mystery box. It's like children on Christmas day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:05:59 No.12912501 >>12912496 Have fun with you're southern belle familiar who can cook up some mean soul food and plays dead when surprised or panicking

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:06:13 No.12912503 >>12912491 I said violent lesbian sex, didn't I? Or mayhap, violent lesbian rape.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:06:31 No.12912504

>>12912495
>Wanting to be an average joe instead of a lord
>Not wanting to introduce a scientific revolution into an otherwise medieval society
>Not using your vast newfound wealth and military power to conquer the lands like Rance
>Not conquering the leader of each province with your penis so she joins your harem.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:06:45 No.12912505

>>12912465
>>12912471
> uses fluffy-tail pomf-ball to stroke your balls while her hands work your shaft
> when you cum, her star-pupils spin around like an electronic fruit machine
> heart-marks on her knuckles change color to show how close you came to filling up the loli-hand-onahole
> get to ♥♥♥♥ and the Sabbath will throw you a party

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:06:58 No.12912506
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>>12912479
>Kaito wounds Deemushu
>She ends up stalking the hell out of him.
>Micchy's frustration and confusion over Kouta turn him into an Alp.
>Immediately abducted by Redyue for the purpose of sexual bullying.
>Grandma Roshuo doesn't want any part of this shit and instead helps Mai get with Kouta.
>Sometimes she'll tell stories about her own Husband and how much she misses him.
Kamen Rider is just full of monsters that can be turned into monstergirls isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:07:01 No.12912507 >>12912484 Hm, on one hand going on an adventure. On the other hand, video games and the like, so I guess I'll go with the second portal

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:07:15 No.12912508 >>12912484 Modern setting with MGs. Iron age a shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:08:26 No.12912509 >>12912501 Sounds adorable. I wonder if she can summon up various magical southern guns, and use them in a vein similar to the funnels of the Gundam series.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:08:41 No.12912510 >>12912496 You'll get an awesome possum familiar. She'll have a permanent sneer on her face and like wandering into high traffic for fun.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:09:37 No.12912511

>>12912490
>>12912493
>>12912494
You refuse both saying that fantasy are for plebs and modern world is a shit. A sudden third portal engulfs the other 2 portals. Below is a note'Refusing both this is your final offer. Your waifu, perfectly created by us to ensure maximum happiness shall step out. She will never betray you and will love you unconditionally. But she will be a 2d person trapped in the body of a 3d mg. This is your choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:10:29 No.12912512 >>12912506 Now I want to see Den-O bullied by monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:11:11 No.12912513 >>12912511 >>12912490 >>12912493 >>12912494 I came here to laugh at you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:13:11 No.12912517 >>12912504 >invent elecricity >get burned in a pyre

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:14:17 No.12912520
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>>12912512
>Monstergirl world Ryutaro has to deal with a harem of Imagin while fighting other Imagin
>Hot Blooded Oni Imagin
>Flirty Turtle Girl Imagin
>Absurdly /fit/ Bear girl Imagin with a habit of falling asleep
>Genki Dragon Imagin
>Himedere Harpy Imagin
>All of them probably are intolerably lewd when he changes forms.
Poor boy's virginity wouldn't last past episode 1.
And the Climax never ends.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:14:20 No.12912521 >>12912511 No fuck that, I wanted a new hat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:14:35 No.12912522 >>12912517 This is a setting filled with magical creatures that can wield magic. I'm pretty sure they won't burn you for practising sorcery.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:14:57 No.12912523 >>12912511 This is why I should've listened to intuition and choose the second portal Blast it. Blast it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:15:38 No.12912524 File: 287 KB, 632x483, We all came here to laugh at you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912513 You forgot your image buddy, let me get that for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:16:42 No.12912527 File: 60 KB, 632x483, 1418068968156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912524 >Not the updated version Having fun in 1995, sempai?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:17:48 No.12912528 >>12912520 So would Philip be an alp? Would Alp Philip try to tease Shotaro when his hand turned into a cow?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:19:26 No.12912529 >>12912528 I literally cannot imagine Philip saying anything sexual ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:22:04 No.12912532 >>12912529 >implying Philip didn't research the fuck out of what sex is. >implying he didn't give Shotaro a heart attack when he found Philip watching porn one day

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:24:31 No.12912535 >>12912522 >doing "magic" outside order supervision >not getting burned in a pyre choose one

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:25:52 No.12912538 Finished translating that kraken doujin. http://pastebin.com/qNMeWu9K [imgur link inside paste]

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:26:01 No.12912539

>>12912440
>"I'm gunna clean you up before I put on the medicine~ This might hurt a little bit~"
>All 3 of you are crowded into the boat's only room.
>Try not to see or hear anything as Fiona cleans up the cuts on the kid's face.
>"Aww~ I know, it hurts doesn't it?~ Oh, I know~"
>"Ow, fuck!"
>Crazy bitch nearly pulled your tail off!
>"Here~ Just hold onto this and give it a squeeze whenever it hurts~"
>Kid has your tail in his hands now. This cannot possibly end well.
>Glare over at Fiona and mouth 'I told you, I didn't do it!'
>Ignores you and goes back to her work.
>Kid is feeling up your tail now. Shifting it around, tugging at it, probably trying to figure out what it is.
>Keep stifling the yelps trying to escape from your throat. He isn't being rough with it but that shit is sensitive.
>Goes on for several minutes then Fiona says to him "Ok we're almost done, but this last part is gunna hurt a lot~ Are you ready?~"
>Kid nods. Takes a deep breath. You can feel his hands shaking.
>Oh no nonono"IYAAan-" Bite down on the arm of the chair you're in. Hear wood cracking.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:27:48 No.12912542

>>12912532
>Alp Philip researches the fuck out of sexual crap while acting innocent.
>After coming back to life, constantly teases Shotaro and whispers that she knows all of his weak points since they've shared a brain before.
>Becoming Double became more awkward after that.
Okay, yeah I can see that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:28:50 No.12912543 >>12912532 >>12912542 >Researching Sexual Matters >All attempts at seduction are totally literal, straight-forward, and dead pan >Lots of effort, all badly done in the cutest way possible. Yes. This. Please.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:30:32 No.12912544 >>12912542 >Uses Fang. >"Kyaaa! Shotaro's inside me!" >Shotaro's body starts twitching in rage.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:30:58 No.12912545 >>12912535 No one said the 2d real you're going to is MGE. Oh Boy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:31:23 No.12912546 >>12912539 Poor kid. At least he gets a fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:32:40 No.12912551 >>12906783 In progress, soon.jpg Give me some time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:32:56 No.12912552 >>12912539 I hope you pastebin this because screencapping at this point just seems a huge pain.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:34:42 No.12912555 >>12912544 >>12912543 >>12912542 >>12912532 well this would make that one case where they had Philip cross-dress less awkward

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:35:53 No.12912557 >>12912545 Still, too many chances to end in a pyre. Not going.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:36:59 No.12912562 >>12912555 Or would it make it even more awkward? Akiko would still get super butthurt

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:37:09 No.12912563 >>12912555 >Alp Philip cross-dresses for a case and ends up looking like a Bishonen. >Akiko begins to question her sexuality. What monstergirl would Akiko be anyway?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:38:06 No.12912566 >>12912563 What's the most annoying monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:39:47 No.12912568 >>12912557 Told you the iron age was shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:39:54 No.12912569 >>12912566 /mgt/ ironic shit-posters ... I'll see myself out

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:40:21 No.12912570 >>12912562 good point and her getting butthurt is what makes is funny

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:41:44 No.12912573 >>12912569 please tell me you aren't a Akiko lover anonWe can't be together if you are

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:42:10 No.12912574 What the hell are you guys talking about

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:42:42 No.12912576 >>12912574 Things. Excitement!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:42:45 No.12912577 >>12912574 Monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:42:56 No.12912578 >>12912566 Let's just say a generic Lesser Succubi who never shuts the fuck up. What MG would Hina be? Or Satonaka?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:44:08 No.12912582 >>12912566 Needy tsukumogami Pixies Imps Cheshires Nekomatas Baphos Chimera Large Mouse Kesaran Pasaran and Siren if you hate genki girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:44:19 No.12912583 File: 340 KB, 728x1007, 1418970053575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912574 Angels.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:45:36 No.12912585 >>12912578 >Hina Probably a Blue Oni in looks with Wurm strength. >Satonaka Kuudere Cheshire. Date stays a human right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:46:41 No.12912589 >>12912585 Date's too manly to be a Monster Girl. Gotou, on the other hand, goes Full-Alp for him. >Gotou-chan NICE!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:48:51 No.12912591 File: 59 KB, 850x531, sample_70fabed768a0d8dbe478009ced61a470c53a4fd7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912583 > angels > annoying They're the very reification of grace and humility and also hot shit, anon. How can they be annoying?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:49:09 No.12912592 >>12912589 So the Showa vs Heisei movie would be every strength loving monsters masturbatory aid right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:49:20 No.12912593 File: 101 KB, 464x700, Date.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912585 Date stays human as fuck. So does the Cakeboss. Gotou on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:51:07 No.12912596 >>12912591 Maybe he doesn't like to be interrupted by her reminder that he can use her instead of fapping by himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:51:14 No.12912597 File: 310 KB, 662x1042, Lyingwhore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912591 >>12912591 Gee, I wonder Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:51:24 No.12912598 >>12912593 >Cakeboss stays human As he fucking should. How many MGs would masturbate to the opening scene with Eiji standing in the street in his boxers?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:52:21 No.12912599 >>12912593 I hope you plan on deleting that.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:53:02 No.12912600
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>>12912591
>Annoying

What the fuck are you even talking about.

Also >>12912583 is a Delphinious Angel done by a better artist. It's also the only character that's even potentially fappable by him to.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:54:23 No.12912603 >>12912598 So many.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:55:49 No.12912604 File: 1.02 MB, 4982x4587, minteLOVE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:57:53 No.12912611 File: 74 KB, 610x448, fsteak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912604 >one eye on the streets, the other on the bitches

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:59:09 No.12912613 >>12912604 Ooh that face is rough That face is really rough

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 21:59:57 No.12912615 >>12912604 >that face I'm using the Super Shotgun for this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:00:00 No.12912616 >>12912592 Not as much as Kuuga vs. N'Daguva-Zeba. >>12912593 >Spoiler Yup, full Alp. >>12912598 >Eiji's daily boxers become the frequent target of MGs looking for a masturbatory aid. >His catch phrase becomes all the more important.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:01:08 No.12912618 File: 35 KB, 383x404, devilbug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Thanks for not cleaning your room, husband. I knew we were perfect for each other."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:01:31 No.12912620 >>12912616 Stop talking about Kuuga vs N'Daguva I'm only on like ep 17. Is it that good?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:01:40 No.12912621 >>12912597 >Weakness >Drain >Holy swords >Agrias and Orlandeu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:02:25 No.12912625 >>12912618 >Inb4 KC redraws Devilbugs and everyone loves them

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:06:06 No.12912632 >>12912620 Ah, sorry. I'll shut up then. I'll just say that it's manly as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:06:23 No.12912634 >>12912616 And in a pinch, Kouta and Kaito's final battle.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:08:49 No.12912643 >>12912634 Also top-tier manly. Meanwhile for the girls who like chasing Harem Hero Denseness, Gentarou. How do his MG "Friends" react when they see his Slime Waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:09:44 No.12912648 >>12912634 Never forget the song anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuYreVA1fF4 >>12912643 Before or after being turned into pure energy?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:11:21 No.12912652 >>12912648 Let's just say this is MG World and he gets a happy ending.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:11:40 No.12912653
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I want the kamenfaggots to leave. You've been jacking off to your show for five year olds for the last hour. In case you missed the OP, this is a monstergirl thread.

>inb4 the "slimegirl" that appears in this show

>>>/m/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:14:47 No.12912659 >>12912653 This

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:16:28 No.12912665 >>12912652 As he should. Most riders deserve a nice MG waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:18:42 No.12912671 >>12912653 >I have nothing to switch the conversation to so I'm just going to chimp out

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:21:09 No.12912676

Choose your blessing

The blessing of the based god:Lil B officially blesses you. This allows you to fuck any bitch under the authority of the based god. Everyone is under the authority of the based god. You will always be based no matter the situation.

The blessing of Hathor:Hathor officially blesses you with her milk. You will have ultimate HEALTH throughout your life. Also allows your waifu to have a body type of your choice. Followers of Hathor can be summoned to you.

The blessing of the sunbros:Amareatsu(?) blesses you. You will have the best bros possible never betraying you and having the most fun together. You will also know where exactly your potential waifu/s are.

Mystery box 01

mystery box 02

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:21:12 No.12912678 >>12912671 >I think I'm entitled to talk about unrelated shit because fuck boards and threads This is not the board nor the thread to drool over men in tights. Get lost.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:22:16 No.12912681 >>12912676 Blessing of Hathor or bust

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:22:26 No.12912682 >>12912671 Excuse me, spandex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:22:50 No.12912684 >>12912676 Box 2

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:23:26 No.12912688 >>12912676 Box 1

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:24:25 No.12912691 >>12912676 Box 2

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:24:34 No.12912692 >>12912676 Sunbros.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:24:41 No.12912693 >>12912604 Needs (unless Moose says otherwise): - longer antennae - narrower jaw - more boob pressed into arm action - work on the eyes hope you continue on this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:25:03 No.12912694 >>12912676 Hathor

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:26:02 No.12912697 >>12912676 Hathor.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:26:16 No.12912699 >>12912676 I'll take Amaterasu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:26:37 No.12912702 >>12912681 so blessing of hathor? get it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:27:18 No.12912703 >>12912684 The blessing of sabbath: The Arch-imouto blesses you, allowing to have decelerated aging througout your life. You will have access to the bleeding edge of tech and magic allowing you to do many fun things. >>12912691

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:27:51 No.12912706 >>12912676 Come on Box 1.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:28:44 No.12912710 >>12912676 Praise the sun! Then I'll have friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:29:45 No.12912711 >>12912552 >pastebin Never used it before.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:30:18 No.12912712 >>12912703 I like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:30:48 No.12912714 >>12912703 This. This a best.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:31:06 No.12912715 >>12912711 Please use it and save your story. It really needs it.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:32:42 No.12912721

>>12912688
>>12912706
The blessing of your waifu:You get your waifu instantly and are transported into her world. She loves you so much. Expect alot.of romantic shenanigans and alot of cute daughterus. Eventually you and your waifu shall progess together even in death to a realm of your choice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:34:55 No.12912726 >>12912711 it's easy. you don't even have to register or anything, though I suggest you do so. http://pastebin.com/index

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:35:38 No.12912728 >>12912721 ...Can I use tech from Blessing of the Sabbath to accomplish this? Since I'm gonna anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:41:49 No.12912743 File: 130 KB, 720x480, 1421293309543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912665 I know a rider who needs a happier ending than the one he got.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:48:50 No.12912753 >>12912721 >Eventually you and your waifu shall progess together even in death to a realm of your choice So I can just do it again? because that is my heaven

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:49:52 No.12912758

HOLY SHIT! By the whims of the Multiverse, you find yourself in in the 2D world, more importantly, monstergirl land. You get the powers, knowledge and gear of the last vidya character you played as. So, what do you do? Do you seek your waifu and idyllic life? Do you help the humans stay unraped and safe? Do you join the side of the monsters and join the races as one? Do you simply rip and tear anyone who looks at you funny, or something else entirely?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:51:04 No.12912761 >>12912758 I played Animal Crossing. This sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:51:13 No.12912762 >>12912758 >Brutal Doom Doomguy I SHALL RIP AND TEAR ALL SUCCUBUTTS

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:51:28 No.12912763 >>12912758 >2D world Boy, I wish I could walk normally instead of run in place and slide around like a crab.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:52:18 No.12912766 >>12912758 What if you dont play video games

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:53:11 No.12912767 >>12912758 >My own Avatar in Awakening So I can spellsword? Nice!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:54:26 No.12912769 >>12912758 >Dishonored I have a lot of fun blinking around the world with a cool ass mask searching for my waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:54:32 No.12912770 >>12912758 >Gil from Fate Unlimited WHELP So much for the Chief god and Monster lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:55:47 No.12912772 >>12912766 You're not living your life correctly ... Fine, the powers/gear/knowledge of the MC of the last anime you watched/book you read/movie you watched. Choose only one though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:56:04 No.12912773 >>12912758 >Last Video Game Character >My character in FFXIV >Near-Master Black Mage and Dragoon >Expert in all Disciplines of Crafting and Gathering I like this. I like this a lot.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:58:00 No.12912777

>>12910601

>Dark Valkyrie
Cool.
>Same age
>Pale skin, black hair+eyes
>Flat chest, average ass
Well, alright.
>Secret yandere, nobody notices a thing
>Apparent depression
>Olympic level fitness
So, she browses /fit/?
>Into magic, has an older and younger form she can switch between
So, which is she in now?
>Head shorter
Older I guess.
>Average build
>Hidden chest, actually is B-cup
Definitely older form.
>The watcher with the deadly animals
Oh boy, it's like I'm on fear factor!
>Hides in a corner asking for me when she cracks
My voyeur dark valkyrie can't be this cute.
Sounds good, besides the possibility of being locked away in a glass box.

Yes I know how old that post is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:58:05 No.12912778 File: 2.31 MB, 1779x2000, 1225549973359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:58:18 No.12912780 >>12912758 >My character in TOR >Sniper DPS Well, I guess I'm now a mercenary

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:58:57 No.12912781

>>12912761
Well, the people, or monsters, need you to keep things running so they are in agreement that you should go unraped until you chose a wife of your own will. So you have more frredom to move in this world than other males. You might still have to watch out for feral monsters though. So,, what do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:59:00 No.12912782 >>12912772 then >tfw when I am raskolnikov >tfw when power is murdering old lady and a girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 22:59:19 No.12912784 >>12912484 Know I'm late but am I a feudal lord where I serve under a higher king or am I the king?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:00:00 No.12912789 >>12912758 I played smash. As captain falcon. This is fucking awesome!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:00:14 No.12912790 >>12912778 Vorefag pls go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:00:56 No.12912792 >>12912784 You arent the king

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:01:28 No.12912793 >>12912758 >Gene from God Hand I'm gonna dragon kick Druella's ass into the Milky Way

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:01:32 No.12912794 >>12912781 I eternally pay off my house to that jewnuki Ms. Nook.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:02:25 No.12912796 >>12912793 Yo I was just about to post Gene. You got good vidya taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:03:11 No.12912800 I wish there was a containment planet/city for all the yanderes so I could make one fall in love with me to fantical levels of obsession

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:04:05 No.12912802 File: 282 KB, 1920x1080, Wolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912758 >Wolf I don't know who's fucked more, the investors in Banks in that world or the saps guarding them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:04:10 No.12912803 >>12912758 >Bayonetta I don't know how to feel about this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:04:36 No.12912804 >>12912800 This cannot backfire in any way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:04:36 No.12912805 >>12912800 You're asking for trouble.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:04:38 No.12912806 >>12912800 Anon I don't think you've thought it through Consider this: what if you go to the Yandere planet and they all fall in love with you? What if in that sea, there's a Yangire?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:04:40 No.12912807 >>12912789 Forgot to say what I was gonna do. Time to get a Hinezumi waifu!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:05:00 No.12912810 File: 750 KB, 814x574, olev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why don't you love her yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:05:32 No.12912812 >>12912792 Then portal 2.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:05:37 No.12912813 >>12912806 1 in every 25 Yanderes is a Yangire. Fact.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:05:41 No.12912815 >>12912800 I don't even know how a yandere Wurm would work but I want to find out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:05:43 No.12912816 >>12912810 Because most of us can't read slant.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:06:00 No.12912817 >>12912810 Because Octopi are shitheads.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:06:14 No.12912818 >>12912810 Because I'm beyond ticklish and super sensitive

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:06:17 No.12912819 >>12912810 But I love her more than Rosie is fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:06:29 No.12912820 >>12912758 >>12912802 >Old Hoxton two more and we can form a crew

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:06:50 No.12912822 >>12912803 You shall become the high lord of the Dark Elves, feared and respected through all lands as the master of pleasure and pain.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:07:51 No.12912823 >>12912810 Because I already have a waifu and I doubt that squid is a Hathorite.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:08:10 No.12912824 >>12912810 I prefer warm girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:08:44 No.12912827 >>12912816 According to the translation, she's saying "You and everything about you, it's all mine." >>12912817 That's cruel but I know not everyone can love her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:09:14 No.12912829 >>12912758 >>12912802 >>12912820 >Old Chains. The fuck are you poeple?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:09:28 No.12912830 >>12912822 Well, when you put it that way, I'm glad that was my last game.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:09:42 No.12912831 >>12912758 >prototype I... oh dear...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:10:33 No.12912833 >>12912831 You have become edge, the destroyer of worlds

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:11:18 No.12912834 Would you traverse and go adventurin' with your MG waifu through the 2D/MG/KC/Whatever world's equivalent of Siberia?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:11:58 No.12912837 >>12912758 >Vagrant Story >Over 60 playthoughs and All maxed out Legendary weapons Time to get rich and found some neutral training academies for the common man. Punch Dragons every once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:12:04 No.12912839 >>12912758 >Delsin from Second Son Fuck all you faggots I win.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:13:39 No.12912843 >>12912831 Oh my. You wouldn't eat the nice MGs at least, right? RIGHT?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:13:40 No.12912844 >>12912758 If you don't count my empire in Age of Mythology then Insurgency. So a fully trained and armed US soldier with some good gear and lots of ammo. I'm gonna start taking shit over with my magic fire sticks. >>12912769 You mah nigga.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:14:21 No.12912847

>>12912539
>Fiona finishes packing the kid's wound with some foul-smelling paste then wraps him up with a fresh bandage.
>"Try not to mind the smell little guy~ It'll make you feel better~"
>She pulls herself over to where you are sitting, nursing a ruffled tail, and hands you a bag.
>After motioning for you to open in up she points out the contents, "The paste in the jar is for his eyes, just use it once a day till you run out. The stuff in the bottle will help with the fevers, those are extra bandages. You can reuse them but only if you clean and boil them first."
>"Thanks." Glance at the kid over your shoulder. "How much do I owe you?"
>"Your boss's contract covers it."
>"I thought that was only for employees."
>"And their family - husbands-" she glances over at the kid "and other such things included."
>"He's not-" You cut off at a sudden smirk from her. Smug cunt.
>"You're lucky I don't gut you for that tail bullshit."
>"Oh please~ Don't pretend you didn't like it~ I heard those noises you were making. Such an unexpectedly cute voice you have~"
>Feel your face turn crimson. "You-"
>She cuts you off by handing you an old hair brush. "Bonus service~ Not like I need it anyways~"
>She glances back at the kid again before whispering "You should have brought him in days ago."
>Surge of alarm makes you crack your head on an overhead beam. Holding it with one hand you force your voice to a whisper "Will he be ok?"
>"Mmm~ He mostly just needs rest. Try to take it easy on him for a while, kay? That-" she points to the brush in your hand "can be used for more than one thing~"
>Squint in confusion for a moment before you catch on.
>Fuckin pervert.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:15:32 No.12912849 >>12912839 I think these guys >>12912831 >>12912837 have you beat.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:15:36 No.12912850

>>12912806
Damn

You crash land on a supposedly abandoned planet. But theres a suprisingly large civilization with modern technology and sprawling cities all filled with MGs. You quickly discover from the folks that rescued you that you were the first visitor in years. They were really friendly but everything seemed off. There were no males that you could see in the city. Thanking the hospitality of the people that saved you you decide to go back home. You discover that your spaceship has been absolutely destroyed by someone. Crestfallen you are in denial for a few weeks. Then accepting your fate, you decide to make a living the best you can. You meet a lot of friendly and kind people though they all seem a bit off....

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:16:53 No.12912852 >>12912847 >fucking pervert That's a bit hypocritical

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:18:15 No.12912856 >>12912829 One more and we can start robbing rich monstergirls blind! Or the order. We'll rob anyone really.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:18:34 No.12912858 >>12912847 That tail thing was still super cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:18:50 No.12912859 >>12912849 http://infamous.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Absorption If other Conduits are in the world too, I think I got it. If not I'll make a Ray Sphere out of the shards I got to make more Conduits

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:18:59 No.12912861 >>12912847 Wow, dirty. >>12912852 She's still in denial.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:19:46 No.12912865 Hypothetical situation for you all. Say a nine-tailed kitsune wanted to tangle with rough MGs and used all her magic to increase her strength. ALL of it. What sort of things could she wrassle with that much magic strength?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:19:54 No.12912866 >>12912833 >>12912843 I got all the upgrades and have no enemies, so I have no reason to attack anyone... right?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:20:01 No.12912867 >>12912847 >Asks the kid to brush her tail once he's recovered. Pls

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:21:33 No.12912872 >>12912866 Not unless you want to learn about this world the easy way or are attacked yourself, no.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:22:02 No.12912874

>>12912850
Unbeknownst to you this was the yandere planet and you were the first visitor in years. News traveled fast and everyone who wasn't in a relationship (89%) knew who you were. As time went on you continued working that small job of yours. Every yandere had a crush on you and you were stalked by almost everyone in the streets. This was all unknown to you. Since everyone wanted you for themselves order unraveled and murders went up at an exponential rate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:22:41 No.12912877 >>12912865 you're waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:23:41 No.12912881 >>12912847 >Reluctant healing from a hellhound Is there a doctor in the thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:23:45 No.12912882 File: 2.62 MB, 320x180, 1421295825921.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912847 One day he'll give her the B. Followed by pic related.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:24:13 No.12912887

>>12912865
That's a headscratcher. "Godly" kitsune are hardly seen, and when they appear they prefer to use guile, but if we buy their masturbatory, self aggrandizing legends, they could pretty much tangle with vanilla demigods, or full on gods, from a polytheistic standpoint.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:24:15 No.12912888 >>12912803 At least you aren't actually Bayonetta, you just got her four guns and her knowhow to use them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:24:30 No.12912889 >>12912865 Not a fully grown Dragon or bullshit goat loli, but certainly high level stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:25:09 No.12912891 >>12912881 I happen to be a doctor in this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:25:15 No.12912892 >>12912882 >B What?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:26:22 No.12912895 >>12912892 I think he meant the brain? The boob? The bark bark woof woof?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:26:41 No.12912898 >>12912887 Don't some Kitsune lose tails some time after having 9 and when they reach four again they become gods/demi-gods in terms of power?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:26:45 No.12912899

>>12912758
>last character
>Milletian from Mabinogi
>Toting around up to 7 different bags of holding
>Toting around the Brionac along with a small armory of weapons and wands
>Demigod/Paladin transformation
>bags filled with nothing else but female clothing
I shall bring Fashion to this land

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:28:34 No.12912902 File: 417 KB, 1184x905, 76bede28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912810 Best kind of hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:28:35 No.12912903 >>12912859 Does he get to keep them permanently?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:29:38 No.12912904 >>12912899 Also forgot I'm carrying an orchestra's worth of instruments and a piano. So I guess I can start a band too. Or just be a piano toting magical bard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:30:07 No.12912905 >>12912850 I bet you can not go 24 hours with out posting anything involving yandere. Every day yanders this yandare that seriously how about some nice NORMAL MGs?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:30:11 No.12912906 >>12912903 Yes. Any power he absorbs he keeps.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:32:16 No.12912909 >>12912906 except when he lost them that one time. Man Second Son was bad compared to the first 2. Sasha could also have been a pretty cool yandere monster girl

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:32:17 No.12912910

>>12912899
Godspeed.

>>12912898
Never heard of it happening that way. As far as I know, once they reach nine tails, they become like gods. 1-4 is minor deity. 5-8 is Zeus Jr. Nine is O Holy Omnipotent Dude.

Well, maybe not omnipotent but serious business nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:32:53 No.12912911 >>12912892 >>12912895 Brush. She was just given a Brush. With the implication it's handle should be used for masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:33:33 No.12912912 >>12912906 Well, you still have to touch me asshole! I'll snipe you to death and cancel out any attack you send my way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:33:37 No.12912913 >>12912910 I remember hearing about them losing tails a few hundred years after 9 somewhere before though. And even then, a 9 tailed fox is still weaker than let's say a Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:33:38 No.12912914 >>12912909 In the series yes, it wasn't as good. It was still a good game however.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:33:42 No.12912915 Ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:33:45 No.12912916 File: 242 KB, 856x969, 47822440_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912902 Is it really too much to ask for a full body tentacle hug while she absentmindedly strokes my head? Doesn't even have to be lewd.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:34:32 No.12912917

>>12912758
>Roman empire in Rome 2 Total War, DeI
So how does this work? Is my entire empire magicked to monster land with all of its people and infrastructure intact and me as emperor? With the power to look down on all my subjects and forces from anywhere, issue commands to them in real time, move forces across the battlefield as though they were a part of my own body while watching the whole thing from a birds-eye-view?

If so, I immediately propose a non-aggression pact and trade rights with my most powerful demonic neighbors while I research newly available military tech and refit and retrain my forces. Focus on obtaining elite demonic units through Auxiliary barracks line.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:34:42 No.12912918 >>12912911 >this mermaid just handed me a brush she has had in her cooter FUCKING HIPPIES!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:34:53 No.12912920 >>12912912 Have fun hitting smoke you nigger!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:36:14 No.12912927 >>12912917 No you are just a hive mind controlling an army of identical soldiers

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:37:03 No.12912928

Once a fox ascends to spirit or minor deity she is a god in her own right.
She may simply be a local deity or all the way to high powered goddess. It all depends on the legend
The number of tails doesn't mean anything as some Kitsune in legends only have 1.
Once a fox reaches her 9th tail she grows no more, nor does she lose them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:37:21 No.12912929 >>12912891 Wonderful. Doctor, I think I'm having a heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:37:36 No.12912930 >>12912872 >Zeus actually has a conscious >90% of sapient life poses little to no threat to him >mg's can probably sense that he is to be avoided guess his/my only problem will be the loneliness.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:38:32 No.12912931 >>12912930 Zeus is never lonely. He'll fuck ANYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:39:01 No.12912933 >>12912931 He pretty much did.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:39:19 No.12912934 >>12912917 Holy crap. Sorry to rain on your parade but at most you'd get to keep your gear i.e. food, weapons and horses. You can raise another empire here though, maybe. I like your idea though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:40:08 No.12912936 >>12912915 Hound please, you've been spending too much time around ara aras. Its started to bleed into your speech.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:40:33 No.12912937 >>12912933 Zeus is a slut, but not as much as Loki. Remember when Loki turned into a female horse and got fucked by a male horse?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:40:57 No.12912938 >>12912930 >zeus Did you misquote?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:41:02 No.12912939 >>12912928 Ancient Wurm > Ryu > 9 tailed fox > Baby Wurm > War Veteran Human > Retard > Average MC > Shit > Fairy In terms of power, of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:42:06 No.12912942 >>12912937 No and I didn't want to.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:42:42 No.12912943

>>12912937
And got pregnant? Yeah.
At least he didn't fuck everything that moved like Zeus, married a giant bitch of a wife like Zeus, got breastfed by a goat like Zeus, and fucked everything that moved like Zeus.
Norse and Babylonian gods a best. Remember Gilgamesh's mom? The one who's practically a cow god?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:42:53 No.12912944 >>12912905 I post normal stories

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:43:04 No.12912946 >>12912920 My character can annul other people's powers bitch. As well as shapeshift and cancel out magical/energy attacks. You're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:43:13 No.12912947 File: 80 KB, 1630x350, Ryu rain confession.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:44:07 No.12912950 >>12912905 How do you that everyone who writes the yandere stories is a single writer?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:45:16 No.12912952 >>12912947 >Those MGK related posts Ryu lover is really obsessed, as is Anubis guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:45:44 No.12912954 >>12912939 >war veteran human below baby wurm Come on! >average MC You know those fuckers don't have a level cap in many cases right?

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:46:02 No.12912955

I just thought of something. The prototype mc's powers could make the ultimate yandere. If you go out with anyone else, it could just BECOME the other woman and still date you.
>>12912938
Alex Mercer is the human whose corpse got infected. Zeus is the code name of the thing that Alex Mercer's corpse became (the prototype mc).

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:46:48 No.12912956 File: 320 KB, 400x900, 1421297208941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:46:50 No.12912957 >>12912920 Oh and, he also has wind spells, so fuck your smoke.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:47:45 No.12912959 >>12912956 Welp

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:48:00 No.12912961 >>12912956 MMHMM. >>12912955 Ah. Been a while since I played that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:48:01 No.12912962 >>12912954 Baby Wurm is strong. She can open pickle jars with no effort. And I haven't seen any hero without a level cap outside of one setting. >Captcha >Inari God damned Kitsune Empire...

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:48:35 No.12912963

>>12912946
>>12912957
Except with Delsins powers I can turn into smoke, run at super fast speed with neon energy, summon Angels and Demons from TVs and glide with digital wings and become invisible, and encase your entire body in concrete.

I'm pretty well off even if I can't absorb powers.
Although I can't do all of them at once, but you get the point

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:49:04 No.12912965
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>>12912952
>No mention of Weresheep

On the flipside those two have been going at it from the very beginning of MGK.

Dedicated mother fuckers they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:49:08 No.12912966 >>12912955 >If you go out with anyone else, it could just BECOME the other woman and still date you. Why is this so more frightening than someone assuming the form by magic?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:49:29 No.12912967 >>12912956 Even more reason to love tentacled monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:49:39 No.12912969 >>12912943 >Remember Gilgamesh's mom? The one who's practically a cow god? I just got an idea for a daughter of Hathor story.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:49:48 No.12912970 >>12912963 And the one guy's Gil powers can kill you with one cursed, bullshit spear.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:50:50 No.12912972 >>12912969 >daughter His mom came LOOOOONG before Hathor. She would pretty much be Hathor's grandma.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:51:39 No.12912974 >>12912967 The writing's on the wall! Tentacle love is on the rise I tells ya!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:52:06 No.12912980 >>12912965 It won;t be long until MGK turns into a war between the Ryu and Anubis factions. Dead kindergarteners will litter the streets, and countless 3DSes will be broken.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:52:07 No.12912981 >>12912956 Is this 12 Beast or Monster Musume?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:52:28 No.12912982 >>12912965 >holst overpowering ushi-one holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:52:58 No.12912983 >>12912974 >Kraken doujin >Octowitch in 12beast >Scylla in MM? I can only hope.

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:53:26 No.12912984 File: 529 KB, 2061x1800, 1421297606127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12912981 12Beast. A few preview pics. Another shot chapter sadly. The mech assault would though would be amazing if animated due to the scale.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:53:33 No.12912985 >>12912972 Doesn't matter, ideas are forming. Though it could also be how Hathor came into existence.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:54:58 No.12912986 >>12912962 You said average MC so I was thinking more along the lines of anime. You really gonna underestimate the average MC when people like Tsukune, Tenchi, Saitama and The Gamer exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:55:01 No.12912987 >>12912972 Something something fucking an old cow like me something something ara ara

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:55:14 No.12912988 >>12912985 Don't forget there are more, like the one from India who's the "mother of all cows".

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:55:26 No.12912989 >>12912956 Ara ara~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:56:42 No.12912992 >>12912952 >>12912965 Damn straight I'm dedicated. >>12905812

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:56:48 No.12912993 >>12912986 They're not really "average" you know. Maybe I should have mentioned "game MC" instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:56:59 No.12912994 >>12912987 I would. A thousand times. >>12912988 Maybe I should research cow goddess first for ideas. I doubt there's just the three but I'm not sure where to look next.

Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:57:38 No.12912996
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>>12912758
>Easily defeat Unicorn Girl
>Obtain Purity power
>Everytime I use it I smell like a virgin again and removes all demonic energy
>Also heals away all illnesses

She will be the first on my conquest for all the world's powers.

Unless I'm stuck with only 8 powers in which case I guess I'd go fight the strongest monsters.

And laugh at Deruella when she defeats me, turns me into an Incubus, and I show up the next day human again thanks to the Unicorn power.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:58:14 No.12912999 >>12912963 >summon angels and demons Wut? I thought this game was sciency, not supernatural?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:58:42 No.12913000 >>12912994 There's a handful. It's just that Gil's mum, Hathor, and the one from India are the easiest to remember. Ninsun was also noted for being VERY wise and understanding of people, especially her son.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jan 14, 2015 23:59:20 No.12913001 >>12912999 One of the Conduits is a huge nerd. The angles and demons come form an MMO he plays.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:00:30 No.12913007 >>12912966 Because it would know everything your (former) gf/waifu knows, so you could truly never be sure if it was your lover or the abomination.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:00:51 No.12913008 >>12912993 I'll give you tenchi, but the others got their power through training, may be bullshit in Tsukune's case because it turned out later that he was half demon or something right? I dropped it pretty quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:02:19 No.12913012 >>12913008 >training ANIME training. The kind where you power up like hell in a few short hours. And for vidya, there's Rance and his hellspawn kids who have no level cap.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:03:14 No.12913015 >>12912984 >She sleeps in a jar >Just like all the octopus monsters in muh vidya This is the first chapter I've seen of this girl and she is simply adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:04:48 No.12913016 >>12913007 Goddamnit. Here, suffer with me. http://pururin.com/gallery/14682/deep-stalker-hirogaru-shinshoku.html Why didn't I read the tags? Nothing has killed my boner and traumatized me more in recent time than this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:06:01 No.12913018 >>12913012 Eh, pretty sure anyone from Disgaea can push his shit in.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:07:13 No.12913023 File: 177 KB, 1169x667, Succubus Kerrigan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a Succubutt who can command a galaxy-threatening force?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:07:20 No.12913024 >>12913018 >Push his shit in When he can exceed 9999? And bitchslap gods potentially?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:08:50 No.12913027

You finally did it. You created a golem. You scavenged throughout the land for the finest of materials, traveled the deep dungeons for the art of imbuing a soul. Which was going to the rabbi down the street begging him to teach you how to make a golem. The rabbi relented and gave you a book. 'Soul imbument for dummies'. "It's in the fucking barnes and nobles down the street. But since you asked me, I'll give you my copy." You profuesly thank him and begin to go back to your abode. A simple place with a basic kitchen and a room. Also a bathroom on the edge of the room which was below zero on cold winter days.

You began reading the book. This was going to be harder than you expected. You first had to buy fine clay from the fertile soil of the nile. Stealing your anubis neighbors flowers would do for now. Next was sacrificing something of worth. Shit. You looked around your house. Nothing of worth was found. All you could scavenge was 5 dollars and 22 cents. Also a ruble. A couple of more steps later you had finished your collection montage and magically had all the items you needed. You began to create the golem.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:09:20 No.12913029 >>12913023 No, I kill that cunt for murdering my best friend in cold blood.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:11:57 No.12913038 >>12913001 Oh. This isn't nearly thorough enough on the character's capabilities and powers, but yeah dude, I still say mine can beat yours. http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Ashley_Riot

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:12:59 No.12913040 >>12913024 Too bad about the delevel bullshit Ludo has placed in that world.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:13:17 No.12913041 >>12913027 Oh god its gonna have down syndrome or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:14:11 No.12913043 >>12913027 even when making a waifu, /mgt/ is a lazy poorfag bastard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:14:38 No.12913045 >>12913027 Oh lord, this thing is going to be either overpowered or dumb as rocks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:15:01 No.12913046 >>12913040 Ludo is a giant space dick who gets off from people suffering.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:15:34 No.12913050 >>12913040 Ludo didn't do shit. He's way too lazy to do something himself. >>12913012 It's only confirmed that one kid has no level cap

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:16:56 No.12913053 >>12913027 >A jew giving something away for free Come on, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:17:06 No.12913054 >>12913038 So you're just really good with weapons and can use some magic? I mean, alright then I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:17:19 No.12913055 >>12913050 His infinite level cap is shared genetically. Any kids he has will have it as well.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:20:54 No.12913068

>>12910601

>Succubus

Age: Same
Skin: Very light / pale
Eyes: Brown or Black
Hair: Brown

Breasts: She has huge knockers! She's got an F or G cup, depending on your tastes.
Ass: DAMN! You like big butts and you cannot lie, she's definitely got one!

Background:Your yandere is a foreigner. She comes from another country. She speaks its languages and
practices its customs. She's got more worldly experience than you, and he has contacts in other
countries that she can use.

Intelligence and Athletics: Average. She's hiding her keen intellect from you through a veneer of idiocy.

Personality: She is tsundere. It's not like I want to kill you, baka!

Interests: Your crazy waifu is interested in magic. She may be a witch or some other supernatural creature, and
she may be hiding it from you.

Magical Features: She's a succubus. She's great at sex, but it'll kill you if you do it with her.

Height: About a head shorter than you. This is the ideal heigh of a lot of men.
Weight: She's average for her age. Not very exciting!

Distinctive Physical Features: Hidden breasts. She hides them, and the reality is what you rolled on the breasts chart plus three.

Insanity: She has severe trust issues, and hates it when you're out of her sight. She starts off moderately clingy, but she will
eventually confine you to a basement or cellar, attending to you day and night.

Weapons: A magic or supernatural method

Tells: She messes with her clothing, pulling hard enough to rip.

I'm dead aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:22:26 No.12913071 >>12913055 currently speculated but not proven

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:22:52 No.12913072

>>12913027
>Stealing your Anubis neighbour's flowers
>Come home
>Waifu is in the garden, staring at a pot
>Spends the next three hours ranting about flower thieves
>Paw massages eventually calm her down
>Still grumbles about it right up to bed time
>Decide to buy her new flowers the next day
>Also track down flower-thief and kick them in the crotch.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:23:56 No.12913075 >>12913071 We just have to wait and see. Though Dark Rance has a very likely chance of it. That poor kid and his demon motheru..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:24:28 No.12913076 >>12913068 Not if you use that tsundere personality. If you play it right, it'll be more tsun than dere, and there will never be dicking. But it's a choice between a life without sex and a gruesome death.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:25:15 No.12913080

>>12913054
Like I said, the page doesn't do him justice. Before he even gets the Blood Sin, the root of all dark powers in that universe, he can command elemental forces, anull powers/magic, drain a person's life, magic and mind. Teleport, astral project, mesmerizing, possessing and bending people to his will. Precognition. By the time the game is over, he's more the incarnation of magic than a man. We can dick wave all night, but I just wouldn't have felt right otherwise if I didn't tell you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:28:22 No.12913085 >>12913080 Go shove a dildo up your ass. OP motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:32:34 No.12913091 >>12913075 devil mother and devils don't have a level cap anyway. It's a species trait Likewise dragons don't see to delevel

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:33:13 No.12913092 File: 253 KB, 480x270, 1398906562757.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913085

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:34:26 No.12913094 >>12913091 So, if someone drank a dragon's blood or became half demon, could they overcome the leveling bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:34:54 No.12913095 File: 506 KB, 585x800, Hornet is Gi's daughteru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913091 Devils DO have a cap. Look at Kayblis and 8 dicked faggot and Hornet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:36:19 No.12913097 >>12913092 Don't you mock me. I don't like being bullied ;_;

Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:36:56 No.12913098
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>>12910681
I am currently working on an extra chapter for post volume 5 to get me back into grove. It's only 2k words so far. Maybe it will be ready by Friday if I get into a rhythm.

>>12912604
>>12912693 Is correct. The antennae should be much longer (with the segmented look close-up to boot), she isn't actually that busty either (closer to a B-cup). Otherwise I like the angle and where it's going.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:37:02 No.12913099

>>12913094
demons =/= devils

Drinking a demons blood would make you a demon. In which case you have to obey any orders given to you be the Demon King.

Drinking a dragons blood wouldn't turn you into a dragon anymore than eating steak turns you into a cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:37:02 No.12913100 >>12913094 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:38:04 No.12913103 >>12913095 Kayblis is a demon. He isn't a devil. Demons and devils are completely different species. Devils aren't actually part of the system at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:38:18 No.12913104 >>12913098 >Thumbnail looks kinda shit >Enlarge >Shit-scan >Pic is nice and adorable as fuck >Engage gushing over adorable Anubi now What is to come is some of the best money I've spent yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:39:30 No.12913108 >>12913097 Nah, you just made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:41:48 No.12913111 >>12913103 Yeah, realized I got them confused. Devils are afters souls and such, and Demons want to rape and kill humans. The Devil's leader is also not a giant space dick, like Ludo.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:41:58 No.12913112 >>12912758 >Valvatorez from Disgaea Nothing can get between me and my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:42:16 No.12913114 >>12913108 I get that a lot, I should become a comedian. Monsters wouldn't rape a comedian, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:44:44 No.12913121 >>12913114 I'm having a sense of deja-vu I swear we've had this conversation before

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:45:22 No.12913125 >>12913114 No they'd just jiggle more because of how much they were laughing. Try to avoid the new sheep plant thing since one jiggle leads to an eternity of them. >>12913121 He knows, alp him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:45:53 No.12913126 >>12913121 You sure?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:47:35 No.12913130 >>12913125 >>12913126 >Alp him Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I was, I was just making a joke. Of course we've never had this conversation before. I was just messing with you guys Come on, let's just laugh it all off and have a good time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:48:39 No.12913133 >>12913098 >that pic is cute. I wanna tease the heck out of that girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:51:11 No.12913137 I want a alp girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:52:42 No.12913141 >>12913137 I don't blame you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:54:09 No.12913145 >>12913137 Shame on you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:54:50 No.12913147 >>12913137 Me too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:57:38 No.12913152 >>12913137 >alp >girl anon...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:57:54 No.12913153 >>12913137 You'll have one soon>>12913130

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:59:10 No.12913156 >>12913152 Hush you. No trying to start shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 00:59:48 No.12913158 >>12913152 Alps are girls in my mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:00:42 No.12913162 >>12913153 I didn't sign up for this!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:03:42 No.12913165 >>12913162 Did now faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:03:47 No.12913167 >>12913137 >girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:05:26 No.12913171 >>12913165 But I was kidding about the whole "deja-vu" thing! You can't seriously be thinking You can't seriously turn me into an Alp because of that, right? It was just a joke!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:05:34 No.12913172 >>12913158 >in your mind That is correct.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:06:36 No.12913173 >>12913171 Quit being a bitch and alp him first.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:07:16 No.12913174 >>12913171 Can't take that risk.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:07:18 No.12913175

>>12910601
screw it, did it with a cheshire, I'll go do it with my waiu.

>Crow Tengu
>5-10 years younger (16-11)
>Pale, probably never saw the sun and stayed in her cave.
>Black eyes
>Blonde hair though, sounds kinda cute at least.
>A cup flattest, gotta stay aerodynamic also barely a teen.
>Average butt, will most likely attempt to flaunt it to no avail.
>Politician's daughter
>Probably the daughter of a Great Tengu
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.
>Shy, probably a nervous wreck.
>Hyper intellegent, hidden genius, par for course for Tengus
>Perfect in Tengu Martial arts, hell probably an expert swordsman and teaches it to others with how good she is.
Thank god she's shy.
>2-3 heads short. Small Fry. 11-16 years old.
>Skinnier than a sappling, but she keeps the butt I guess.
>Disabled, poor thing can't speak.
>IMMORTALITY
>Belives we were lovers in a past life, she's probably not wrong.
>Swings around a Naginata that's probably far too big for her and shows insanity by having blank, vacant eyes and grabbing on and refusing to let go.

Not terribly sure what to think of this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:13:11 No.12913182 >>12913167 Alps are girls and they need love too. Which is something I'm more than willing to give.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:13:31 No.12913183 >>12912758 >Chosen Undead A murder hoboing we go I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:14:43 No.12913185 >>12913173 Genius. But I'm not into Alps >>12913174 Can't we work something out?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:16:20 No.12913188 >>12913175 Looks like decent waifu material to me.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:17:57 No.12913196
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>>12906783
Done. Enjoy it anon.
Hands+perspective are a complete pain to draw. Body/head took me like 40 or so minutes, then got stuck with both arms/hands for hours. But oh well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:18:01 No.12913197 >>12913185 Gimme tree fiddy

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:18:46 No.12913198 >>12913196 Question, the MonMusu site is doing a fan art deal, can I upload the Dancer Miia?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:19:58 No.12913201 >>12913196 Loen Loen, you are Lord help me Loen

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:21:10 No.12913202 >>12913198 Not yet, I have to color the thing. And a Zophia. Zophia lineart+coloring. And maybe a 4 panel comic. Life is suffering when you want sempai to notice you. But thanks a lot for the offer and keep beeing a based colorfag. No Alp.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:21:11 No.12913203

>>12913196
You. You are far, far too based.

We do not deserve you. Bless you and all you do.

On a completely unrelated note, or else thinks that a child (Or hell, fully grown) Anubis sledding down a sand-dune (Or sandbox dune) would be cute as fuck?

>>	Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:24:53 No.12913208 >>12913202 ooook. I would not alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:29:35 No.12913214 >>12913182 Whatever you need to tell yourself to bury your shame and lower your unease at the stares..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:31:19 No.12913216 >>12913196 Based Loen

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:31:47 No.12913217 >>12913196 You are my hero. I have no words other than that. I didn't really think somebody would do it. You're just so good to us.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:33:22 No.12913224

>>12913183
But there is no danger of any fires going out here. Maybe you could find a new reason to live. If I see anyone being healed by an MG it's the chosen undead.

And it lends itself to some delicious suffering and vengeance once the family he has formed is slaughtered before his eyes, making him go on a bloody quest to stamp out the order. What are they gonna do, kill him?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:33:57 No.12913226

>>12910601
>Manticore (fuck me)
>Same age
>Tanned
>Green eyes
>Purple hair
>E cups
>Aw shit, that ass
>Politician's daughter
>Active and energetic
>Athletic... Olympic level
>She's into the occult, deep into the occult
>5'7
>Skinny
>Something is wrong with her and she's a time traveling alien, so she's a super genius too.
>She uses scalpels and her tells are muttering/whispering as well as laughing hysterically and manically

I am fucked. So completely and utterly fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:34:29 No.12913227 File: 122 KB, 666x556, 1421178104405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913137 >>12913141 >>12913147 >>12913158

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:34:40 No.12913228 >>12913224 Are there even any Fires to trigger his revival though?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:39:00 No.12913234

>>12913228
Get an Ignis Waifu. You probably wouldn't have that many problem with other monsters. I'm assumming, assuming mind, that while hollowed he emits no spirit ebergy, so no monster would bother him. Once he finds the Ignis though, it's another story.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:43:38 No.12913243 >>12913234 tfw I'm this >>12913183 >and this >>12910721 Where the hell is my poisonbite ring?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:46:58 No.12913252 >>12913243 >Not ring of favor and protection and ring of steel protection Funny how things work out. Hey anon, what time is it where you're at?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:48:31 No.12913254 >>12913252 One in the morning. I woke up early because I couldn't sleep. Probably going to go back to bed in a minute.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:49:10 No.12913255 >>12913203 Uh, I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 01:53:45 No.12913260 >>12913254 I just wanted to know because we got kinda dead. There's usually more activity at this hour in my experience. I had thought things would get back to normal around February. It's 3:00 am here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:00:43 No.12913270 >>12912761 well you can store 15 things into your pockets regardless of their size so that's a plus.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:05:23 No.12913277 >>12913270 >Cut hole in pocket >Put Waifu in pocket >Have her suck you off all day, er'ry day through pocket glory hole >At work, at the market, talking to neighbours. Everywhere. Could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:09:24 No.12913280 >>12912772 >ChuuNichijou Well fuck, I-I mean... >Ha, Interesting. So you're saying that I am now the custodian of this Dark Flame? A blackness which defies the laws of god, and burns only inward. This will be fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:11:12 No.12913283 >>12912996 >purity You'd think that would make them want to rape you harder.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:12:20 No.12913286 >>12913280 Hmmm.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:15:01 No.12913290 >>12912772 >wheel of time series >channel the one power >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dJolYw8tnk >mfw

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:15:37 No.12913292

>>12912847
>Next day
>Kid seems to be doing a lot better after a night of sleep.
>Cept he's been loopy as fuck since you made him drink some of that bottle Fiona gave you.
>One sniff of it told you why; definitely alcohol in there and god knows what else.
>He's just slowly wandering around the place now.
>Unusual for him; he's usually nervous about walking around inside.
>"You should be in bed, not wandering around."
>He turns and starts moving in the direction of your voice.
>You step out of the way and he eventually goes back to his random shuffling.
>Looking around at the place you realize it isn't very blind-friendly. Lot of things to trip on or run into, most of the wood is unfinished and will give you splinters if you rub it the wrong way. Maybe it wouldn't kill you to renovate.
>While you are lost in thought you feel a soft impact on your left side.
>"Ah, found you. Hehehe"
>And now he's latched on.
>This is actually kind of amusing.
>He weasels his way under your arm and snuggles into your side, wrapping his arms around your mid-section. Gets his head between your boob and your arm fur and starts rubbing his face in.
>"Hey, be careful, your gunna hurt your eyes."
>"Ehehe, so soft. I love you."
>"Uh, you- uh, ah? I-is that so?"
>"Mmm, so fluffy. Like a sheep. How are you so fluffy? You're like a sheep or something. Are you a Sheepgirl?"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:17:51 No.12913296 >>12913292 Adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:19:09 No.12913299 >>12913292 >Drunk blind shota I wouldn't be surprised if she spiked the kids medicine with some kind of love potion, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:21:11 No.12913303 >>12913290 >look this up >Channeling itself is described as a euphoric, drug-like experience >euphoric Heh.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:21:37 No.12913304

>>12910601
Monster Girl: Scylla

Traits:

Age: 5-10 years older

Skin Tone: Light Skinned

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Black

Breast Size: D Cup

Ass Size: Small

Background: Orphaned

Personality: Shy

Athletics/Intellect: Average, but hiding it until a critical moment.

Interest: Sciences, can dissect living things well.

Height: Shorter than me

Weight: Skinny

Distinct Feature: Hidden breasts

Magical Feature: Immortality

Insanity Trait: Has a Twin
Main Sister Trait: Self Aware
Twin Sister Trait: Multiple Personalities

Insanity Tell: Biting Thumb
Twin Insanity Tell 1: Self Aware
Twin Insanity Tell 2: Sadist

Weapon: Crucifix Nails (Both of them use the same weapon due to rolls)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:22:00 No.12913305 >>12912956 Little mermaid would have been a much better movie if sea witch had looked like this instead of being based on a famous drag-queen.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:23:01 No.12913306 >>12913292 >freaks the fuck out once he finds out what she is Calling it. Want it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:23:22 No.12913310 >>12913303 Ecstasy that gives you superpowers, anon. It is the shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:23:56 No.12913311 >>12913255 Mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:25:27 No.12913313 >>12913305 She's too pretty to be evil, by Disney logic. Think about it, wouldn't have been much of a movie. Unless the MC was the prince and he was out to bag a Scylla and ended up in a tentacle/tail fin threesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:25:44 No.12913314 >>12913306 Unlikely. Maybe as soon as he met her, but after she's been so nice? They've been together days. He clearly trusts her. I wanna see her blush when she expects rejection and he's like, >"Ah, Hellhound? That's why you're so soft ad warm."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:26:16 No.12913318 File: 1.43 MB, 1165x1144, Daaayyuumm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913283 That's the point anon. Also I can bang any MG without turning my Waifu into a Bi-Corn.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:26:19 No.12913320 >>12913313 MGC would eat that alternate version up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:26:29 No.12913321 >>12913310 Doesn't regular ecstacy give you superpowers?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:26:53 No.12913322 File: 502 KB, 510x1000, 1404500148606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913007 >not having the abomination as your lover Anon, I...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:27:55 No.12913324 >>12913321 only in your head.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:28:11 No.12913326 >>12913314 Mine's better. Nice doesn't mean jack in both their worlds anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:29:10 No.12913327 >>12913322 mah nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:29:19 No.12913328 >>12913322 Alucard? Also, NO! FUCK YOU!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:33:47 No.12913332 >>12913326 nice means so much more in their world where assholes are aplenty. I wouldn't respect hippyfishbitch if not for the clearly rare display of compassion to the kid. Nice does mean jack.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:38:41 No.12913337

>>12913313
A pretty Ursula would also make Poor Unfortunate Souls not work, which is atrocious. Nothing is worth ruining a villain song.

But it would be just fine with the original Little Mermaid. The sea witch in there was just some capitalist mermaid and didn't have it out for anyone, so I can see her as an ara ara scylla alchemist who sells magical potions with some questionable side effects. Like say, a potion that makes you able to breathe underwater, but you'll turn into sea foam unless you ejaculate between a scylla's tits at least once a day.

It turns out that the side effect was a lie and she was just too shy to ask you out

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:40:39 No.12913341

>>12913332
I think you misunderstand. I mean in their world, nice people will often betray you in some horrible way. It's obvious the kid has dealt with some unsavory types before. He hasn't asked what she is because it's not his place. But come on, would you really not be afraid of her, knowing what he is. A call bullshit.

>nice means so much more in their world

You're crazy, I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:42:10 No.12913344 >>12913337 How do underwater ejaculations work?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:42:25 No.12913345 >>12913341 >Not being able to tell the difference between fake nice and real nice. I mean a lot of times a kid wouldn't but you've got crap social senses if it's happening to you as an adult.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:44:24 No.12913351 >>12913344 >"Ara ara why don't I educate you"

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:44:58 No.12913353

>>12913341
Oh, so you mean that just because some one acts nice, doesn't mean that they are a genuinely decent person. I dunno man. He slept next to a monstergirl. For days. And she never raped him. If anyhting her race's stereotype works in her favour, he'd be able to tell just how had she's restraining herself. nd the kid's own mother sold him out, probably so she could snort more drugs off thick incubus cock. I think the kid has an understanding of peoples real intentions, through experience at least.

Why the hate man?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:45:10 No.12913354 >>12913345 >what is deception

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:47:06 No.12913357 >>12913354 Yeah, as an adult you should be able to pick out all but the absolute best liars. I mean, it's why I can't stand places like maid cafes. Fake smiles just make me uncomfortable.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:48:18 No.12913360

>>12910601

>Scylla
mite b cool
>Age: Same
nice
>Skin: Deeply tanned
YES
>Eyes: Light Brown
YES
>Hair: Blonde
YISS
>Breasts: Flat
I can work with this
>Ass: Aw shit nigga, I can squeeze that shit!
A THOUSAND YESES
>Background: Magical Girl
Wait-
>Personality: Innocent
I...
>Intelligence and Athletics: Extremely Intelligent
Well they do say octopuses would be the dominant intelligence if they had longer lifespans...
>Interests: Occult
cthulhu no
>Height: A head shorter
moe
>Weight: Average
sure
>Distinct Physical Feature: Blood-related (Cousin)
Next you'll tell me I have a wurm quantum physicist as my aunt
>Magical Features: She's a magical girl.
Cthulhu go home
>Insanity: Extreme Masochist
What
>Weapon: A kitchen knife
No
>Tell: She starts to rip out her tentacles (figured it'd be a break from hair)
... they grow back, right?

I am kill.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:48:45 No.12913361 >>12913357 You too? I mean, I'm too stupid to realize it but it'd be obvious in that kind of place so even I'd get it.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:49:51 No.12913363

>>12913353
>Oh, so you mean that just because some one acts nice, doesn't mean that they are a genuinely decent person.

Fucking straight!

>He slept next to a monstergirl. For days. And she never raped him

Maybe she didn't want to break the goods she paid for.

>and the kid's own mother sold him out

Exactly, why would he believe anyone cares about him, if his own mother sold him?

Because I know I know of what I speak. Nice people are enough to make me vomit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:50:38 No.12913365 >>12913360 Last I heard they grow back. You get some 'tasty' octopus meals after she acts up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:50:57 No.12913367 >>12913361 Makes you wonder if the MGs in Butler Café Greentext are just that socially stunted, or ignore the false smiles to molest a guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:51:46 No.12913370 >>12913357 >maid cafes These are a thing put of japan, or are you living there?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:52:15 No.12913372 >>12913367 I always figured the clientele of those kind of places in real life know just how creepy and fake things are but are so desperate for human affection they don't give a damn.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:53:16 No.12913373 >>12913370 Replace it with strip club or hooters or whatever else you want. There's a million analogs in every country.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:53:46 No.12913374 >>12913367 >>12913372 How would this affect the cuddle parlor? I imagine they'd just be happy to have ANY contact and wouldn't care. Help, I'm starting to sympathize with neet monster girls.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:54:10 No.12913376

>>12913363
You're just broken, anon. Why would she even care about the kid in that case? Just rape him and throw him at the feet of the people who sold him.

>What the fuck is this you shitheads? Why are you selling me defective goods. You think I want to waste money making sure he doesn't die of infection thanks to the giant fucking gash you cut into his face? Would you keep a leg of ham infested with maggots? Accept a horse with broken legs? Get the fuck out here with either my money, or a replacement.

Nothing is saying she's obligated to keep him, after all. They slashed the tires of the car she paid for.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:54:22 No.12913378

>>12913360
>... they grow back, right?
They usually do. There's even a squid that rips out its arms on purpose to divert attention from itself, like a lizard shedding its tail. The arms are also tipped with hooks that let them tear into whatever the squid strikes, and the squid typically strikes whatever upset it in an "attack hug" before fleeing the scene, so you really don't want to be around when this happens.

Should've gone with hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:56:11 No.12913381 >>12913374 That's what those places are friend, a monetization of loneliness and desperation.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:56:25 No.12913382 >>12913378 >Accept your Yandere's "attack hug" >Watch her fluster when she comes back to herself and realised how much she hurt you Man I think messing with a yandere would be great. Why am I so attracted to the flame? What am I, a moth?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:59:38 No.12913386 >>12913382 >>Watch her fluster when she comes back to herself and realised how much she hurt you This is the best part. Writefags please, write more about yandere baiting.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:59:42 No.12913387 >>12913374 Neet mgs wouldn't really that you're just a paid whore. They just want to pretend that somebody loves them and wants to hold them close, if just for one night.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 02:59:50 No.12913388 >>12913373 Ah, I get it now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:01:26 No.12913390 >>12913357 >>12913373 For extra-cringe, Imouto Cafes. Yes they're a thing. I know a guy who went there at least once. Could not look at him quite the same after.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:02:48 No.12913393 >>12913390 I wanna go to one just to act like it's a normal cafe >Little girl, you are not of blood relation. I'll take it black with no sugar.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:04:09 No.12913396 >>12913393 It'd probably throw the poor girl for a loop if nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:05:01 No.12913397 >>12913390 >"I ordered my omurice without ketchup. Give me your gameboy, nerd." I'm the shittiest oniichan.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:05:43 No.12913398 >>12913393 I'd like to see a maid cafe where they dress like real maids and act coolly instead of doing the moeblob act.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:06:15 No.12913399 >>12913393 Nah, the best thing to do is to go in dressed as a maid and insist on servicing them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:06:50 No.12913400 >>12913398 Then go to the goddamn country club. Real maids and butlers and white gloves and everything. High society still knows how to do it right.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:07:06 No.12913401 >>12913398 Disgruntled lower-middle class maid employed to the upper-upper class cafe, when? Like a cafe full of some kuudere glacies.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:07:34 No.12913403

>>12913398
>I'd like to see a maid cafe where they dress like real maids and act coolly
You want to see them dress in a black shirt and jeans and gossip loudly to each other in Spangrish? That doesn't sound appealing at all.

Please save me from this Californian hell

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:08:27 No.12913406

>>12913292
>Now that you think about it you've never mentioned what you are around him.
>Hellhounds are pretty rare but a lot of people can still recognize one when they see it.
>Those that can't can at least figure out they don't want to fuck with it, whatever it is.
>You aren't exactly hesitant to tell him, but you've never talked about it before, with anyone, so it feels a little awkward.
>"What do you think I am?"
>"Ehe." Just gives a big silly grin like it's a new game.
>"Shee-"
>"I'm not a sheep."
>"Mm." He thinks for a second then pops out a "Werewolf?"
>"Nope." Ha. Pretty fucking close though. Guess he has been paying attention to what he's fondling.
>He frowns and cocks his head to the side. After sitting silent for a moment he looks up and asks "Cowgirl?"
>"You mean a holst? No." Frown back down at him for a second. "Why did you think so?"
>"Hmmm. A squirrel."
>"My tail isn't THAT fat. I don't even think there is a race squirrelgirls in the first place. Wait, why do you think I'm a holst?"
>"Muu." Kid starts squirming around and reaching for your face. He climbs all over you until he's looking down on the top of your head and starts feelin up your ears.
>"Hey, what are you doing?"
>"Looking for horns~"
>"Seriously I'm not a- Ah!" You give a jerk as one of his fingers runs up the inside of your ear.
>Kid loses balance and falls forward onto you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:09:48 No.12913408 >>12913376 >Why would she even care about the kid in that case? Maybe she likes him enough to keep him. Get her jollies before discarding him. Defective goods are not automatically and irrevocably unusable.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:10:10 No.12913409 >>12913406 It's cuz she's got a pudgy belly, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:13:09 No.12913416 File: 535 KB, 640x480, 1418683059083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913400 >High Society >>12913403 Pendejo.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:14:55 No.12913423 >>12913406 >Ear fondling followed by toppling onto her Well that escalated quickly. Pretty good that he got so close with his first guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:15:57 No.12913424 >>12913398 I think they do have those, actually. They're not terribly popular though, as most people find the "Cool" attitude off-putting for the service industry.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:16:40 No.12913428
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I want work at Cuddle parlor. As big giant man, man bear, or parlor patron call me "Teddy" likes teddy bear.

You might thienk, "but no MG want to hug big fuzzy burly man", but that is wrong.

Monster girl like human girl, all like different man, some like young boy cuddle, normal man hug, but others want big big man able to pick them up like nothing.

Imagine, large snake lady, want to feel like light lithe human woman by being lifted into hug by big man that smaller man could not do.

Or ladies who like more surfaces to feel, little boy can only wrap around woman so much with small body, but big big man can make hug all encompass, big warm safe hug protect even stout monster lady from cruel world.

Evens cute tough wurm monster feel nice in bear mans arms, makes happy, large happy grein. Maybes even arm wrestle strong girls that up to it for funs before they go.

Russian accent will cost extra though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:20:38 No.12913437 >>12913428 I bet you would have a loyal number of customers that would come back often.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:25:36 No.12913445

>>12913428
My only problem with the things you're saying is this.

>Little boy can only wrap around woman so much with small body
If a girl goes to a cuddle parlor and selects a shota, she's doing it so she can hug him, not be hugged by him.

Then again, there might actually be those who find an appeal of hanging him cling to their leg or something.

Just saying.

How much extra?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:28:30 No.12913450 >>12913445 >Then again, there might actually be those who find an appeal of hanging him cling to their leg or something. It's like reverse lolidom.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:31:11 No.12913453

>>12913406
>He lands with his legs straddling your waist and his face smacks against yours. You poke at your nose for a sec and blink to clear your watering eyes.
>"Oww." Kid is fingering his bandage.
>"Shit, are you ok? Hold still." You loosen it up a little bit and give the contents an inspection. Nothing really looks any different inside, don't see any new blood or anything. Try to straighten it out and retie it.
>Meanwhile the kid starts softly touching at your face. Probably still looking for horns or some shit.
>"I think you're ok. Did it start hurting again?"
>Kid kinda just bobbles around in front of you looking dazed. Christ, did she have to make that shit so strong? Maybe you should give him less next time.
>After a moment the kid smiles then leans forward and kisses your cheek, right under your left eye.
>You lose your grip on him and he slips down onto your shoulder.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:36:16 No.12913456 [SPOILER]

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>>12913445
That's the point anon. I'd be the only one capable of servicing the clientele that want large men.

Think of it as like going into a store and looking for clothing but they only offer small, medium, and a few items in large. That's great for the small and mediums but anyone in a large is severely limited and anyone above that has no choice at all.

And if they can't find what they want or have no choices to choose from they take their business somewhere else that does.

GIANT RUSSIAN CUDDLY ECONOMIST MAN!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:36:46 No.12913458 >>12913453 Adorable. >>12913450 >Reverse Lolidom Well, no, but hearing you say that makes me realize that Shotadom is not something I see much of, as deliberately as Lolidom anyway. Both times I can recall, it was NTR.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:37:52 No.12913461 >>12913456 I know, I was just thinking aloud that the reasoning you stated for women who do want small-boys was kind of off. So anyway, Gregor?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:41:16 No.12913465 >>12913461 Imagine >>12913428 is an interview and that's the reason why. >Why should we hire you Mr. Haggar?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:43:21 No.12913467 >>12913458 One of those times it was boatsluts, wasn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:44:51 No.12913468 >>12913467 Nope, both original series. I recall reading some Boatslut stuff with Shota-Admirals, though all of 'em were pretty vanilla, and I can't recall him being a full-out dom in any of 'em.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:46:51 No.12913470 >>12913456 I wonder if Tsuyu can do the eyeball thing during blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:50:15 No.12913472 >>12913468 The one I was thinking about had some abyss shotas rape some of the girls. They really let em have it.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:56:53 No.12913483

>>12913453
>He's resting his head against your neck now.
>You're just kinda...sitting there. Not stunned or anything, just...taking a moment. To collect yourself.
>His soft breaths going down your back sends a shiver up your spine. You're starting to get goosebumps.
>Wait. Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. Stop, just slow down, chill out. It's all-
>His weight shifts and you can feel his lips press up against your neck.
>His mouth opens up slightly and you can feel his tongue brush lightly against your skin.
>"Ah!"
>Your voice slips out.
>"H-hold on, we-"
>"We can't-"
>"You're still-"
>Stop and try to get your breathing under control. Can't even talk. Force yourself to swallow, mouth is completely dry.
>"You need to rest, your fever could get worse."
>That sounded entirely too much like breathless whining.
>Decide to just sit there. Can't think, just focus on not doing anything.
>After a while you manage to calm down and realize that breath you're feeling is coming out softly and regularly. Very characteristic.
>Lean forward and the kid falls back into your hands. He's out cold.
>Let out a huge sigh. Carry him to the bed and tuck him in. Normally you would just get in too but its still the middle of the day.
>Sit on the edge of the bed. Still catching your breath. Start wondering what you are going to do with the rest of the day. Would normally read but you don't feel like it now. Wouldn't be able to focus on it.
>Shift your weight when you realize you're sitting on something. Reach down and grab it.
>It's the brush.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 03:59:19 No.12913488 >>12913483 >Hot breath, licking and kisses on the neck Lewd >It's the brush LEWDER YET. Also, I'm curious, what kind of books would a Hellhound working as a criminal enforcer read even?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:04:03 No.12913496 >>12913488 >what kind of books Mostly adventure/romance novels about dragons going on quests to save princes from dungeons/high towers/evil stepmothers/arranged marriages to bitchy princesses.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:09:13 No.12913503 >>12913496 >Dat Spoiler I adore this woman's taste in literature and declare her to have the finest of taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:10:30 No.12913506 >>12913488 >"Atlus Shrugged" >"1984' >"Brave New World" >"Mein Kampf" >"A Boy and his Dog"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:13:19 No.12913515 >>12913506 >I'd say she had marvelous judgement Albert, if not particularly good taste... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-LGRXAVy_k

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:26:04 No.12913526 File: 700 KB, 992x1402, fox-44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:30:23 No.12913531 >>12912954 Baby wurms can shatter concrete when dropped from 100 feet and be found giggling afterwards. Little fuckers are tough.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:39:49 No.12913552 >>12913483 Pastebin http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:45:13 No.12913558 >>12913552 Good man. What does PRW stand for?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:47:45 No.12913561 >>12913531 Do you have a single fact to back that up.jpg

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:48:33 No.12913562

Uh-oh! You've just been dumped into a dangerous fantasy setting! You're a Level 1 Human Vagrant and you only have a few coins and a sturdy knife to your name. Better ally yourself with someone quick.

>Satyr Bard
>A Satyr cultist. This goat-girl worships the full moon and lives a lifestyle of freedom and hedonism. Her nights are filled with song, wine, sex, and decadent food. She plays the flute and can use it to cast powerful charm spells. Her and her cult live in a moving forest which only appears visible to non-members on nights of the new moon. She's poetic and fun-loving, but very irresponsible. She's a bit flighty and her loyalty is questionable, but she's the best friend anyone could have as long as she's having fun. Her lifestyle, in which her primary interests are playing music, drinking wine, and partaking in feasts, has left with a very thick, chubby body.

>Centaur Knight
>A proud protector of the innocent and downtrodden. Helping others and defeating evil are her life's missions. She patrols the roads and does away with villainous bandits. It's her life and she's absolutely obsessed with it. She's massive and beautiful, but her face and womanly features are normally hidden by a veil of dense armor. Specializes in the use of a lance. Takes an immediate interest you as someone who needs protection. Will gladly give her life for the sake of the innocent, no matter how long she's known them. Her strict moral code, however, will cause her to be highly critical of anything you do that she considers lowly or sinful. Has a powerful, muscular body but fairly large breasts. She enjoys reading in her spare time (of which she has little), specifically anything about political intrigue.

>cont'd

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:49:38 No.12913564

>>12913562

>Goblin Bandit
>A nasty, conniving, menacing little scoundrel. She's a short, green-skinned, red-haired chore of a creature who specializes in robbing traveling merchants (though she also dips into graverobbing, crooked gambling, and picking pockets). Specializes in knives. She's only around 4 feet tall and has few curves, but her body is very dexterous and fit. She can bend backwards and grab her own calves if she wanted to. She's primarily concerned about money. Looked down upon and reviled for most of her life, she's given up on society and now only wants to get paid while taking away what she can from the rich and privileged. Lives in a hidden cave (which is oddly cozy and well-furnished). The Centaur Knight has been after her for years and both consider themselves to be rivals. Despite her crooked ways, she's unshakably loyal to her comrades. Her code of honor is very strict and she'll never go back on her word or betray those close to her (though she does have a way with words and twisting meanings around to suit her purposes). When not committing crimes she's a connoisseur of fine smokable products, loves cheap ale, and likes to play card games.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:50:47 No.12913566 >>12913562 I'll take the Knight. I don't need to read any more. Educated noble with title and class and rocking tits? I'd ride her in every definition of the work. Everybody knows bards are the biggest sluts in the universe anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:55:54 No.12913571 >>12913558 My name. They're my initials. I'm very creative.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 04:58:07 No.12913573

>>12913564

Eh, a little bonus since this popped in my head.

>Medusa Mage
>Taking one look at her? You'd think her pitiable. She's so pale that it looks like she hasn't seen the sun in years and those dark rings under her big, black eyes just won't go away. A botched summoning spell performed in her youth has cursed the robe-wearing spellcaster with horrifically bad nightmares and so she rarely sleeps. Because of this, she often falls asleep at inopportune times. Luckily, her headsnakes each have their own personalities, share all of her thoughts, and can speak for her when necessary (or simply hiss her awake). She's a bit neurotic and pessimistic. With low self-esteem, she tends to look down upon herself. She has a gloomy atmosphere about her and tends to speak slowly and quietly. Despite all of this, she's a talented Mage who specializes in summoning and casting destructive spells. She's employed by a scholarly institute and is tasked with doing magic research and finding valuable scrolls and manuscripts. While her nightmares make her life difficult, she just might sleep better if she had someone next to her. She likes reading and studying animals (especially bugs).

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:00:20 No.12913578 File: 285 KB, 1227x1622, 1421316020952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913562 >Satyr Is this too furry? I feel like it would never even be accused as such if it wasn't for the nose. But it fits.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:01:56 No.12913582 >>12913561 No, but I can arrange a demonstration drop be done on your house.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:06:12 No.12913585 >>12912758 >My PSO2 character i have what is essentially a giant laser axe bitches better start running

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:08:37 No.12913589 >>12913573 Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:08:47 No.12913590 >>12913578 The nose ruins it. Would be perfect otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:09:18 No.12913591 >>12913573 I cuddle the sad snake lady. All day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:19:19 No.12913598 >>12913458 was this one? https://hitomi.la/galleries/556082.html

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:24:43 No.12913606 >>12913573 I'll take it. Cuddles all night long.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:24:50 No.12913607 File: 1.52 MB, 1227x1622, Not-Furry Shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913590 How about now?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:25:11 No.12913608 >>12913562 Im gonna hold Sir Knights hand

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:25:49 No.12913610 >>12913607 The upper lips is still dumb though, and the nose is in the wrong place.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:30:47 No.12913618 >>12913607 >hairlip disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:33:55 No.12913622 >>12913618 It's harelip dummy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:34:44 No.12913626 >>12913618 >>12913610 >Implying the lip isn't cute >Implying the nose isn't cute Fags.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:35:11 No.12913629 File: 1.52 MB, 1227x1622, Not-Furry Shit Revengence.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913610 >>12913618 Tried to fix the lip, hows this?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:36:04 No.12913631 >>12913629 This is fine. Time to praise Bacchus

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:36:57 No.12913633 >>12913626 I bet you've never seen a harelip in real life. That shit is creepy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:37:31 No.12913635 >>12913629 Now give her a mustache

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:38:34 No.12913636 >>12913629 Bards are sill complete whores. Good work.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:39:02 No.12913639

>>12912758
My Rift character, an Ascended cleric of the holy Vigil. Can channel fire as healing magic and literally hate things to death. He's basically an elemental mana reactor over a sourcestone skeleton and has absorbed so much energy in combat that he can passively power devices by standing within 30 feet of them. How this would play out with MAMONOMANA would be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:39:12 No.12913640 >>12913573 10+1 per headsnake/10 would study magic with.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:39:57 No.12913642 >>12913573 Insomniac snake is far better than drunken play goat girl who will leave you when she gets bored, or bitchy arrogant centaur angry about you having a night with the boys, or criminal goblin with manipulative tendencies and fluid morality.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:43:57 No.12913650 >>12913642 Nah. Centaur is the best. >Rich >Titled >Educated >Beautiful >Actually cares about the common folk >Has a good code of conduct >Only cares that you don't act like trash wife/10

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:47:06 No.12913654 >>12913650 >Smells like a barn Some wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:48:08 No.12913656 >>12913654 >Smells like fresh hay and linseed oil Best wife

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:49:19 No.12913660 >>12913656 Do you put her horseshoes on yourself?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:51:54 No.12913663 >>12913660 >Not putting on a centaur's shoes when you're married to her Inconceivable. I would brush her everyday too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:56:55 No.12913670 >>12913564 >Not going for the Goblin >Not going for the comrade who will never, ever betray you >And who is also a contortionist

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 05:59:41 No.12913676 >>12913670 >Scum who makes her living stealing, not from some corrupt government but everybody including the common merchants The only thing she deserves is a short drop and a sudden stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:02:40 No.12913680 >>12913676 Norrington please.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:03:04 No.12913681 >>12913676 Make that no drop and I'll fuck her as she hangs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:03:53 No.12913682 >>12912676 >No Priest-kun blessing

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:07:14 No.12913688

>>12913682
Fine.

Preist-kuns blessing: a shota preist from tje church of the cheif.god blessed you. You have 1 chance to create a body type.for yourself that you see fit. After that that body type can never be changed. Also paladins dont try to kill you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:09:07 No.12913691 >>12913688 shit cheif to chief

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:11:09 No.12913696 >>12913688 >a shota preist The fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:13:52 No.12913701 >>12913696 If the Dalai Lama can be a kid, why not a regular priest?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:16:39 No.12913705

>>12913701
Because of the requirements of education and seminary. At least in the old school way you had to know a lot about your religion and religious doctrine before you could teach it.

Not that it stops the nuts and the losers in most parts of the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:18:21 No.12913706 >>12913705 Jesus was a little kid when he preached for the first time, too! Come on man, let the kid be a priest!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:18:58 No.12913707 File: 302 KB, 800x1030, 134534658453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913564 Objectively the best partner, would start a Bonnie and Clyde relationship with.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:20:35 No.12913709 >>12913707 >no happy ending Shitty relationship.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:21:59 No.12913710 >>12913709 I was about to say, I hope it ends the same way for him, with a car full of bullet holes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:27:30 No.12913722 >>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs 'Nother Greyguard update. Theinn practices some more magic, says goodbye and begins his journey. As always, thoughts, comments, criticisms, all are vastly appreciated. Update starts from line 793

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:32:47 No.12913731
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>"What is this abnormal looking stick, human? I doesn't look like a spear..."
>"It feels somewhat heavy... but... where are the blades? How do you intend to defend yourself with such thing?"
>"...A what? A M-Mus...ket? That's what you humans call it?"
>"Why give it a name if it doesn't even look that different from a simple wooden stick? What does it do that our weapons can't do better?"
>"It kills prey from a distance? But we already got bows and arrows for that!"
>"Enough of this silliness, human. Here, I'll help you transform this useless thing into something worth using!"
>"Fit this sharp blade here... and a sculpt of the Great Eagle of Freedom for spiritual protection and blessing... there we go!"
>"You see, human, now THIS is a weapon! No need to thank me, thank my older sisters for this, as I'm passing their teachings on to you now."
>"Now, come. I'll show you how to be a real hunter, the Amazon way."
>"...Huh? Careful with what? What's a 'trigger'?"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:34:22 No.12913734 >>12913731 Me worry.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:37:48 No.12913738 >>12913731 >No Jeremiah Johnson with monstergirls What a travesty.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:43:30 No.12913745

>>12913027
I'm back from cram school. Not that anyone cares.

You begin chanting the summoning procedures. The flower and soil that you stole from your neighbor levitated along with the spare cash that you had. Also the bag of weed floated up too. It said herbs from the new world on the instruction booklet. So you just used the spare weed you had. All of these things began to combine into one amd suddenly a bkue flash filled your room. A loli djinn appeared.
"SERIOUSLY? I MEAN, 5 DOLLARS AND A BAG OF WEED TO SUMMON ME? COME ON. CAN'T YOU DO BETTER? 5 DOLLARS FOR FUCKS SAKE! ANYWAYS THIS ISN'T ENOUGH. YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I'M LOW ON WEED RIGHT NOW. SACRIFICE ONE MORE THING TO SUMMON A SPIRIT TO FUEL YOUE GOLEM." You hand her a half eaten box of korean bbq chicken.
"The chicken's pretty good."
"FUCK THIS I'M TAKING YOUR HARD DRIVE."
Heh. Joke was on her. You had nothing on there.
"THE DEED IS DONE. NOW MORTAL. WHAT WAYWARD SOUL WILL THOU SUMMON TO THIS REALM?"
"A-A ara ara no wait a loli no onelastchance umm....." You weren't good at making decisions.
"FUCK IT. I'M JUST GONNA CHOOSE."
With that the djinn dissapeared and the coins and soil shifted into something like block of clay. The block of clay started to shift into a human form stretching itself all over the place. Then it suddenly stiffened and turned into the shape of a girl. Not too curvy but not too skinny either. The clay began to shift into something more organic.Then the clay finally transformed into a golem. You quick engraved your name on her back. With that she finally snapped awake.
Excited by your new golem you ask her a question. "What is your name?"
"재 이름은 마리아입니다"
What.
>>12913705
Seminary is fucking hard. I mean my dad has a doctorate in theology and I had seen him studying day and night when I was in middle school.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:44:45 No.12913748 >>12913745 >doctorate in theology Your dad is less productive to society than the worst NEET here. No offense.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:47:04 No.12913751 >>12913748 Its fine.Do you hate religion or do you just see it as useless? I mean being a pastor for one of the bigger churches in korea has its perks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:48:06 No.12913753 >>12913751 I just hate it, it's not useless at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:49:01 No.12913755 >>12913753 Why?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:49:33 No.12913757

>>12913748

PhD's are far more valuable than you give them credit for. A doctorate in theology is basically a doctorate in two branches of history combined with the history of the church and it's doctrines. It's fucking nuts.

It's also necessary for running any kind of organized branch church. You can't be head honcho without one or climb the ranks.

And being the head of a million+ dollar charitable suborganization just at a branch level is more productive than most.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:51:09 No.12913759 File: 49 KB, 182x199, M'lord.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913755 Because I like to eat babies and religion tells me not to. M'lord.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:51:17 No.12913760 >>12913755 Because he apparently can't separate a church from the people who run it. You'd think it wouldn't be so hard. How many people love their country and hate most politicians?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:52:49 No.12913762

>>12912758
APB

So I can survive falls from large heights and regenerate any form of damage in 10-15 seconds aslong as I don't get injured in that time. Not bad, but i'll just find my waifu and live a nice simple life. I prefer a calm life above adventure.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:53:56 No.12913765 >>12913759 Ok....

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 06:53:58 No.12913766 >>12913759 Cultural taboo tells you not to, and secular laws, and loads of other stuff too. >Making me remember that vampire scene from Song of Susannah when I have a turkey in the oven

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 07:03:41 No.12913776 >>12913765 >>12913766 You guys didn't know atheists eat babies? How sheltered are you? I'll stop now.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 08:40:49 No.12913884

>http://herencia.nexton-net.jp/product/relaxation_yuka/index.html#story

Just thought you guys might want to know,the situation is bad for the Mamono Seikatsu series.Bubudzuke,the artist responsible for all the good games has done 2 games for this studio called herencia.It appears he has either been fired,quit,or gone freelance.

Hope is lost.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 09:04:06 No.12913922 >>12913722 >month or two of travel You're not going to skip or rush this, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 09:45:17 No.12913980 File: 120 KB, 942x1100, little yao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Making Monstergirls cry

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 09:47:16 No.12913984 >>12913980 What man would do such a thing? No man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 09:49:28 No.12913991 >>12913980 Will giving her a hug cheer her up?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:03:44 No.12914020 >>12913980 Someone needs a hug

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:08:44 No.12914042 >>12913980 But if i make them cry then others would have the chance to become their human daki.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:10:46 No.12914045 File: 352 KB, 1280x1024, yao2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913980 Yao is love. Just 'cause I like her face.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:11:45 No.12914047 >>12914042 Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:14:38 No.12914055 File: 303 KB, 1280x959, kitsunes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913980 I bet all the more human-like Kitsunes bully all the ones with the large teeth and narrow eyes like Yao.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:18:05 No.12914060 >>12914055 I want to bully Kitsune children.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:22:00 No.12914065 >>12914060 Excellent taste. Would you ruffle their tails? I would.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:25:17 No.12914069 >>12914065 While giving them a nice soft hug, yes I would.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:25:32 No.12914070
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You can love this face, can't you?

Monstergirls with weird faces are the best. I like it when frog girls like big eyes and oddly shaped mouths, like the frog from the frog and snake girl doujin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:26:25 No.12914071 >>12914070 That's not a weird face, anon, that's a very cute face.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:26:32 No.12914072 >>12913980 But Anon I love making monster girls cry. out of happiness

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:27:20 No.12914074 >>12914070 Yeah I could. Provided she didn't do anything to me that I didn't ask for.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:28:29 No.12914075 File: 153 KB, 704x400, Upside-down cloacalingus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914070 Goofy snakelady is fine too, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:28:57 No.12914076 File: 67 KB, 176x224, you gonna get yao'd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914071 Really?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:29:49 No.12914081 >>12914076 Razor teeth are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:30:59 No.12914086 >>12914076 Maybe a little Korean looking. >>12914081 Best for blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:32:03 No.12914089 >>12914075 Goddamn that image gives me some shivers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:34:07 No.12914094 File: 481 KB, 912x1240, boa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914089 In a good way?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:35:52 No.12914099 >>12914094 My body is confused by these feelings for weird snake lady.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:37:36 No.12914103 File: 899 KB, 912x1240, 1421230306135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914099 Colored version might clear your head up a little.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:38:02 No.12914105 File: 133 KB, 800x1000, TrishABest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should've done this sooner. >Art by .less

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:38:37 No.12914106 >>12914099 >>12914103 I know what I feel. Fear. 10/10 would turn into a spandex wearing superhero and fight.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:38:59 No.12914107 >>12914105 I want to give her a happy ending

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:39:29 No.12914108 File: 155 KB, 1280x720, Hey kid, come bounce on my belly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914105 >that diamond Not enough d'aww in the world. >>12914106 No, you cannot resist Sandersonia's sex appeal.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:39:41 No.12914109 >>12914107 Me too bro, me too...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:40:39 No.12914111 >>12914106 Nigga, do you have any idea how turned on Monstergirls get from spandex-wearing heroes? Humans have maid outfits and bunny costumes. Monstergirls have armor-wearing knights and spandex-clad heroes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:44:51 No.12914116 >>12914105 Change the jacket to brown/black. I cant remember but I know that its not purple.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:46:10 No.12914119

>>12914111

>Wearing a suit of full heroic armor at some convention
>All those sweaty, nervous Monstergirls wanting to get pictures taken with you. They all do the hoverhand.
>Sleazy MGs taking covert pictures of you to put up on 'studsinarmor.com'
>The occasional bold pervert who catcalls you. A werewolf shows off her claws and proclaims, 'Hey, handsome tin can! I got a can opener right here! Lemme get in on that secret prize underneath!'
>White knight MGs (usually Centaurs and Lizardgirls) defending your honor

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:46:45 No.12914120 >>12914111 I'd still become one. All while trying to balance my difficult high school life. Maybe I'd be something from Dragon Knight or some shit

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:47:56 No.12914122 >>12914119 This is the life.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:48:21 No.12914124 >>12914116 Gotcha, also forgot to colour the white stripes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:48:32 No.12914125 >>12914105 >Can still smile like that >After all that's happened >Still believes in the old Danon she remembers Truly a best.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:51:32 No.12914129 File: 1.73 MB, 2000x2500, zZRXOuW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's still hope for Dan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:52:10 No.12914131 >>12914129 Waterloo awaits, Danny-boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:54:47 No.12914136 >>12914131 When that story ends we have to sing that song.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:55:04 No.12914137 File: 119 KB, 800x1000, TrishABest.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914116 Hope that was what you meant. http://i.imgur.com/ckhFAio.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:55:27 No.12914138 >>12914131 And it shall be glorious.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:55:37 No.12914139 >>12914136 Please no, I can't stand that upbeat shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:56:38 No.12914142 >>12914137 Now she just looks like Nagato Yuki.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:57:29 No.12914144 >>12914137 Maybe more of a tan? That seems to be the default color, though green and red are also commonly mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:57:30 No.12914145 >>12914137 Derp, had the file attached by accident... >>12914142 Must've been a freudian slip.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:58:46 No.12914146 >>12914139 >not wanting to sing Danny Boy with your fellow monster fuckers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2QtBYR7NJs You're not my nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:59:47 No.12914147 >>12914144 To be honest, I couldnt remember how she was described in the story.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 10:59:50 No.12914148 >>12914146 >sing Danny Boy I thought you meant Abba's Waterloo, my bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:03:24 No.12914157 >>12914147 I think it's only said like once, when she gets hopped up on catnip and ravishes him in the hospital. But it's really all great heart attack inducing stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:04:49 No.12914163 >>12914157 Hm, if it's just the skin colour, that I can fix.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:07:03 No.12914167 >>12914163 You got her skin right, all pale complexioned and cute. I was talking about the jacket.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:12:40 No.12914173 >>12914167 Oh, guess the word "tan" threw me off.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:16:12 No.12914178

If a lilim took a man in to join her harem,would that man be harassed by the paparazzi like the royalty are in real life?

Would other powerful MGs try to get ahold of that man? Studies have shown that if you have a ring on you're hand as man, women will become greatly attracted to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:25:14 No.12914190 >>12914129 I don't want to catch up on Vengeance now that .less made the MC into a weird, deformed goblin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:27:48 No.12914194 >>12914167 Like this? http://i.imgur.com/eTslhsv.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:28:10 No.12914196 >>12914190 >not knowing who Dan is. We're fucking over anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:28:27 No.12914197 >>12914190 MC is never actually described, his skin color or eyes or anything. That's just Dan, because that's who YBA always uses to present the story updates. How do you not know that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:28:50 No.12914199 >>12914178 >studies about human women >applying in anyway to monster girls If anything a ring would make you unattractive.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:30:49 No.12914205 >>12914194 Urge to cuddle at maximum

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:34:05 No.12914210 >>12914205 Maximum over-cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:36:26 No.12914216 >>12914210 The Cuddlening 2: The Re-Cuddlening

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:38:30 No.12914222 >>12914216 Cuddling 3: The Back Down.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:39:16 No.12914224 >>12914222 A Good Day to Cuddle Hard

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:39:17 No.12914225 It's Time for your monster daughteru's first ever haircut but she's scared shitless and is hiding in her room. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:39:23 No.12914226 Give me the song that describes your waifu and we try and discern who it is, i'll start https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPdkeJWpvd0

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:39:37 No.12914227 >>12914222 Stop talking about the Back Down. Swear to god if you start talking about Face Off

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:40:09 No.12914230 >>12913980 Some of them deserve it. Quit being a fucking white knight.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:40:46 No.12914231 >>12914222 Cuddling:Re-erection

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:40:51 No.12914232 >>12914225 Tell her that those snakes aren't going to shed their skin without help and that it won't hurt. >>12914227 Hallelujah.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:41:02 No.12914233 >>12914227 So, remember that time in face-off, when Nicolas Cage...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:42:12 No.12914238 >>12914222 >>12914224 >>12914231 Live free or cuddle hard

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:42:47 No.12914241 >>12914233 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lgin11TH6g yes yes I do actually

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:43:03 No.12914242 >>12914238 Live and Let Cuddle

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:43:40 No.12914243 >>12914238 Cuddle vs. Snuggle

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:43:52 No.12914244 >>12914226 The loli one that starts with a B https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:44:24 No.12914247 >>12914243 The Cuddlebug

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:44:33 No.12914248 >>12914178 >have no girlfriend >women won't even LOOK in your direction >get girlfriend >women swarm you I hate this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:45:49 No.12914253 >>12914248 Happens to me too. I think it's that "Hey I'm just being nice to be nice. I don't want anything from you." vibe that guys put out when we have girlfriends.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:46:37 No.12914256 >>12914248 Preselection brah.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:47:50 No.12914259 >>12914244 this could be literally anyone devil bug

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:48:47 No.12914261
File: 217 KB, 280x464, dog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Get a Monstergirl pet
>She very quickly learns to manipulate you simply by looking sad or whimpering
>Starts getting fat and spoiled. Wants nothing but food and bellyrubs all day long.

How to discipline?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:49:00 No.12914263 >>12914259 Wrong. Fuck you anon I'm not making it easy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:49:44 No.12914265 >>12914261 The dick and lack there off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:50:03 No.12914267 >>12914263 We all know it's evil goat loli. Just your hint and the band name gave it away without even a song.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:50:04 No.12914268 >>12914261 What species?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:50:06 No.12914269 >>12914261 Send her to a trainer that will teach us how not to be shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:50:47 No.12914270 >>12914243 >>12914247 The Cuddlefather >captcha: condm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:50:54 No.12914271 >>12914253 It's still super annoying. Then there's those times you couldn't be bothered to look in a girls direction and all of a sudden you have Jedi mojo shit going on and women can't stop talking/looking at you. >>12914256 Pardon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:51:19 No.12914272 >>12914267 Nigga I'm not the original anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:51:29 No.12914273 >>12914268 Dog or cat. Either one. Possibly even bunny. Anything that'd make a common pet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:51:46 No.12914274 >>12914261 But anon, I want to give an MG belly rubs. no D for her if she acts like a brat though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:52:33 No.12914276 >>12914270 The Cuddlefellas >>12914273 Then apply newspaper to forehead. If it doesn't work, use a squirtgun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:53:14 No.12914277 >>12914261 I grab her by the nose and shake her head "no" whenever she's being bad. That's what I do to my dog. I don't hurt her of course

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:53:24 No.12914279 >>12914271 >an attached man has demonstrated his ability to commit and in some ways his qualities have already been ‘‘pre-screened” by another woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:55:18 No.12914282 >>12913598 No, but I do recall that one, so 'nother point for shotadom.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:55:47 No.12914283 >>12914276 Cuddle Gangster Cuddle Squad The Cuddle Saints New Cuddle City Cuddleface

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:56:43 No.12914284 >>12914261 Wanting love and food isn't being spoiled to me. Unless she starts wrecking stuff or raiding the fridge, I'll keep rubbing her tummy and giving her some tablescraps and leftovers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:57:15 No.12914286 >>12914279 Heh, so women are NTR machines? If this is true, it proves they all deserve the harem treatment

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:58:35 No.12914289 >>12914283 Cuddling Park

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:59:42 No.12914292 >>12914289 Cuddle Master

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 11:59:51 No.12914293 >>12914286 Some part in their lizard brain certainly is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:00:28 No.12914296 >>12914283 The Cud the Snug and the Cuckly

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:00:43 No.12914297 File: 550 KB, 1330x1216, yeti anatomy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say 'cuddle'?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:01:43 No.12914298 >>12914293 >animal brain So the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:02:01 No.12914299 >>12914261 >Implying I don't want a tubby cheshire or nekomata to lay on my lap, her purring thunderous as I rub her soft belly

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:02:46 No.12914301 >>12914298 That was me being diplomatic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:02:48 No.12914302 >>12914289 >>12914296 Cuddle Purge

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:02:58 No.12914303 >>12914297 That's what we've been saying for a while now. >The Abominable Cuddlewoman

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:04:16 No.12914306 >>12914296 A Hugful of Cuddles For a Few Cuddles More

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:06:35 No.12914311 Cuddles a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:06:52 No.12914313 >>12914306 Cuddlenado

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:07:56 No.12914315 >>12914301 HUE.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:11:18 No.12914322 >>12914311 no u

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:11:27 No.12914323 Teenage Mutant Cuddle Turtles

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:11:30 No.12914325 >>12914313 Cuddler Down Under

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:12:09 No.12914327 >>12914325 The Cuddle-gangs of New York.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:13:56 No.12914334 >>12914311 Anon, I only take quality bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:14:51 No.12914335 >>12914327 Cuddles With Wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:15:15 No.12914337 >>12914322 >>12914334 Not everyone is a cuddlebug, or a roneryfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:15:41 No.12914338 >>12914261 I do not see the problem at all. She's already perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:16:06 No.12914340 >>12914337 wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:17:13 No.12914343 >>12914337 I'd rather be lonely and cuddle pillows than have someone to cuddle but be too dead inside to enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:17:37 No.12914344 >>12914340 You don 't understand anon, he only hangs out here in between fucking chicks.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:17:41 No.12914345 >/mgt/ has done next to nothing but say "Cuddle" or some variation of >For more than a half-hour What did I wake up to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:19:15 No.12914348 >>12914345 Still better than the Kamen Rider discussion earlier in the thread that lasted for an hour.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:19:38 No.12914349 >>12914345 A bunch of Alps with only a computer screen between them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:21:01 No.12914351 >>12914348 That at least had some variation. >What kind of MG would so and so attract? >How would so and so act as a more sexual MG? This is just- >>12914349 Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:21:17 No.12914352 >>12914345 Look at this smile and everything she's gone through. How could you not want to watch a cuddle marathon with her? >>12914194 Or at least a long one like Cuddlers of Arabia or The Cuddles in the Darkness

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:22:15 No.12914353 >>12914070 Yao is top cute and her actual eyes are fucking gorgeous. It's no wonder she keeps them closed, their beauty rivals Tamamo's eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:23:33 No.12914356 >>12914351 What about all the other times KR has leaked into these threads?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:26:07 No.12914361

>>12914352
Who are you even talking about...?

>>12914356
Even then they usually at least try and relate it back to MGs. This is just...I mean yes, I guess they're still technically talking about cuddling MGs but c'mon, a lot of posts are just the word cuddle or a pun based there-on!

At least be descriptive about whom you'd want to cuddle or how!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:26:12 No.12914362 File: 143 KB, 850x574, PGI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914340 >we are all here for the same reasons >we are all the same But that's wrong you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:27:09 No.12914365 >>12914362 As the constant, nigh on daily, shitstorms can attest to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:27:12 No.12914366 >>12914362 Why is she so angry at him? Did that man insult her shit cat?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:28:10 No.12914369 >>12914366 Maybe he called her dress unflattering.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:28:43 No.12914372 >>12914343 Where did you het that from?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:29:47 No.12914376 >>12914372 Any man who is not a cuddlebug is naught but a soulless husk.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:30:56 No.12914377 >>12914362 I want her to sandwich my arm between her boosbs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:32:38 No.12914380 >>12914376 Wrong again, that's like saying there's something wrong with someone who likes brunettes over blondes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:33:54 No.12914384 >>12914361 >you should talk about MGs the way I want you to Discussion happens naturally.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:35:03 No.12914390

So, let's say that Monster Girls as we dream of them suddenly appear in our world, making contact with our societies.

Now, let's just assume that they would be instantly accepted at large, and allowed to immigrate and integrate into our civilizations as they desired. There would still, obviously, be a great deal of prejudice and such sentiment against them from many everyday people.

So, despite knowing this, and the scorn and derision you may face in public, would you still publically date an MG, immediately after they first appear?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:35:10 No.12914392 File: 205 KB, 700x1000, 1406654490817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914380 >Wrong again Are you saying your opinions are the objective truth while everyone else's are merely subjective? Bah I say to you. BAH.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:36:14 No.12914395 >>12914384 My point is that endless puns based around the world cuddle aren't really discussing MGs at all...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:36:35 No.12914397 >>12914390 Yes. It's not like I hide my powerlevel in public anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:36:43 No.12914398 >>12914390 Damn straight. I'm not getting any younger over here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:37:16 No.12914399 >>12914390 Fuck no. I'm gonna wait until I know they aren't evil or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:38:02 No.12914401 >>12914390 I doubt my Wurm waifu would care and neither would I.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:38:37 No.12914404 >>12914395 It's directed at MGs anyway. >being this miffed about puns I hope, I really do, that you never meet Charon and her clones.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:38:40 No.12914405 File: 71 KB, 202x285, 1398613748987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914395 Puns are MG-related.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:40:26 No.12914410 >>12914404 >>12914405 I don't mind the puns, and Charon a cutie, but I'm having trouble figuring how the movie title puns are 'directed at MGs'.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:41:07 No.12914412 >>12914405 If Charon ever got smug with me I'd fuck her through the boat and make her my wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:42:28 No.12914418 >>12914412 >wanting a girl who has been raped by every hobo that ever died including Junko

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:43:15 No.12914421 >>12914412 Damn, I wanted to do that too. I guess that ship has sailed...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:43:40 No.12914424 >>12914418 Fuck off, never happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:44:16 No.12914425 >>12914418 >>12914421 Didn't we come up with a threadcanon a while ago of Charon being a position? A position which only the most groan-inducing Pun-Masters are entitled to?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:45:08 No.12914430 >>12914425 Look man, I'm not one for buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:45:42 No.12914433 >>12914424 Did too. Junko froze to death and then raped Charon. Rough tiger tongues can make pussies sore.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:46:19 No.12914434 >>12914424 Yes it did. We even have pictures. >>12914425 No?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:46:40 No.12914436 >>12914430 I swear to god Charon I will fuck your mouth while hitting you upside the head.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:48:30 No.12914442 >>12914433 >>12914434 No shut the fuck up, never happened you faggots. They're not really anyway, I can make them be whatever I'd want them to be.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:49:34 No.12914446

>>12913196
>tfw loen won't draw for me ever
damnit, and I love holsts too! I just want one cute and bundled out outside walking in the snow! her face partially hidden by her scarf - shared by her man or not - and looking at you with blush barely visible!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:49:36 No.12914447 >>12914436 What a striking proposition.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:51:32 No.12914451 >>12914442 Shutting your eyes to reality does not deny the events of the past. Charon is indeed mayor of cum receptacle city.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:53:31 No.12914460 >>12914451 Still not real though. Monsters can be whatever you want them to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:53:46 No.12914462 >>12914390 Of course I fucking would, what, you think I'm some kind of casual? In fact It would just make me love her even more, the idea of loving someone no one else possibly could sounds like pure bliss. Yes I am a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 12:54:22 No.12914464 >>12914436 Have fun when she bites your dicks off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:00:43 No.12914487 >>12914390 Yeah I would. I won't let some shitty public opinion stand in the way of love. Besides, somoene has to set the good example.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:04:57 No.12914500 >>12914460 I bet you think monogggubi are real.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:06:54 No.12914503 >>12914500 What? Did you just have a stroke?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:08:18 No.12914509 >>12914503 Nah mans he's alrighgseklgmsg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:08:26 No.12914511 >>12914503 I think he meant monogamous succubi.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:10:46 No.12914525 >>12914511 Well that might be able to happen, although the guy would have to have the stamina and cum production of about 5-6 men.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:11:02 No.12914526 >>12914511 >>12914511 Correct. Succubus-Succubi Monoggubus-Monoggubi

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:12:22 No.12914533 >>12914526 >Monoggubi That sounds like a Swedish word.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:23:15 No.12914552 >swedish meatballs What signature dish from her country does your waifu make for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:25:15 No.12914558 File: 34 KB, 620x360, Mustamakkara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914552 Dragons have no nationality, so she makes me something from my local area instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:25:18 No.12914560 >>12914390 3D or 2D. This is important.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:26:16 No.12914562 >>12914558 Are those cranberries on that blood pudding!?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:27:50 No.12914565 >>12914562 Huckleberries, you heretic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:28:10 No.12914567 >>12914558 No offence, but that looks like someone had a bad time in the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:29:12 No.12914570 >>12914567 That's a very common reaction for someone who hasn't tried it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:31:20 No.12914576 >>12914552 Wurm wife makes mac and cheese.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:31:41 No.12914579 >>12914570 I don't doubt for a second that it's actually delicious. Visually, it's not great though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:32:03 No.12914581 >>12914390 I would cuddle and love her so hard that she would forget all the awful names and harassment those human bullies give her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:33:02 No.12914583 >>12914579 No arguments there. On a side note, you eat it with mashed potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:34:04 No.12914586 >>12914583 I can get behind that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:39:41 No.12914594 >>12914552 I don't know what signature dishes come from the Holstaurus home world but I can imagine they all involve milk in some way. Freshly squeezed milk, and a side note that you might just end up fucking halfway through making it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:41:24 No.12914597 >>12914594 Milk on milk, in milk, with a side dish of milk. I dunno man...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:41:54 No.12914599 File: 1.30 MB, 1600x1200, 6xOehpd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Manticores are carnivorous, so it's going to be a meat dish of some kind. The question is, what? I'm not very good with foods.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:43:30 No.12914605 >>12914599 >Manticore >literally "man-eater" Hope it comes with a some fava beans and a nice chianti.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:44:29 No.12914610 >>12914599 It's easy: You just put the stuff in the thing, and the apply heat. Might burn your house down.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:44:35 No.12914611 >>12914599 Just jizz in the food and she will eat it regardless

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:47:31 No.12914622 >>12914597 Don't knock it till you've tried it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:48:33 No.12914624 >>12914611 I think that applies for most monster girls though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:49:15 No.12914625 Honestly who the fuck would ever eat Dark Priest pizza? It would probably be hands down the worst pizza in history.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:49:36 No.12914626 >>12914622 Sorry mate, I will not be part of that vomit party.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:50:49 No.12914630 >>12914625 Why is a Dark Priest making pizza?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:50:54 No.12914631 >>12914626 Then go to the mantango planet. I hear you can catch a ride on a ship going there soon, I think it was called the Ishimura.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:51:44 No.12914635 >>12914625 I think it'd be sinfully good. >>12914631 Fuck that, I'm getting on the Soyokaze.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:52:06 No.12914636 >>12914605 Hi Doc.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:52:28 No.12914637 >>12914631 >mantango planet Hey man, don't knock it till you've tried it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:53:43 No.12914639 File: 1.12 MB, 2000x2500, JwodN24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914611 Why do so many people here think MGs aren't capable of being more than semen slurpers?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:54:12 No.12914643 >>12914625 That's it, I'm hiring a lich to curse you. Whenever you close your eyes, or see an object that could pass for phallic, you will see your cousin's junk. You asked for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:54:26 No.12914644 >>12914630 It's how they lure in people. They lace it with an aphrodisiac of some kind, then they pounce on any poor man who ate it, brainwashing the guy until he starts wearing crotchless pants.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:54:45 No.12914646 >>12914639 I know, right? Even Alice from MGQ was a travelling gourmet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 13:55:27 No.12914648 >>12914639 Oh I don't know, why don't you stop by the wiki and look at their diet?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:00:07 No.12914658 >>12914643 Your pizza is shit, hell I bet a Wurm could cook better than your shitty church.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:02:26 No.12914665 >>12914648 Why don't you read more into it than just their diet? It's a diet, food, 3 times a day. Word of god is that they live reasonably normal lives besides that and can have dreams/jobs unrelated to fucking.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:02:34 No.12914666 >>12914658 I want to go over to a genki Wurm loli's house and eat spaghetti her mom made.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:03:50 No.12914670 File: 244 KB, 600x715, 38097100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914552 Good Canadian poutine

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:04:48 No.12914672 >>12914665 Ii's porn, stop trying to make it something more. Maybe read the "all for the sake of sex" section of the world guide. Fucking virgins I swear.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:05:24 No.12914674 >>12914670 My nigger I'd like to try some Yeti poutine. If only I could find one

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:05:51 No.12914675 >>12914672 Do you hate all fiction or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:06:09 No.12914677 >>12914674 Are you the guy who almost died in a snowstorm the other day for that very reason? How you holding up?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:07:13 No.12914680 >>12914677 Not the same guy. I'm just in the same boat of wanting a Yeti waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:07:35 No.12914681 >>12914670 >>12914674 I'd like some Yeti pountang.

>>	LDR !!NywX6A6SFy0 Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:07:42 No.12914682 File: 85 KB, 768x768, 8WOih4v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Umbral Coil Chapter 2 - A Not So Divine Comedy: http://pastebin.com/W1H2BFXL I hate Charon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:07:55 No.12914683 >>12914599 Meatballs and meatloaves are their favorites.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:08:38 No.12914686 >>12914682 >I hate Charon Boo Lenny, boo!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:08:49 No.12914689 >>12914682 I hate you LDR. How does that feel?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:10:28 No.12914694 >>12914682 So when do we get a new poll for the blog?

>>	ELH !!CqX1/nic+Pa Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:13:09 No.12914696 >>12914694 Whenever >she or I comes up with a good one. And after the prerequisite staring period.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:14:12 No.12914700 File: 75 KB, 1280x720, Jiii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914696 I can stare whenever. >Jii~ >>12914682 You too. >Jii~

LDR !!NywX6A6SFy0 Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:15:17 No.12914702

>>12914686
Well she diverted time and limelight, otherwise not really, given content.

>>12914689
Hm, intangibly cold.

>>12914694
When I or ELH for that matter, he's been taking it easy think up something. Considered rerunning the first, maybe worded better, but I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:15:46 No.12914704 >>12914672 Or you could do what you're suggesting and read, yes it's hard to do when you've got your dick in your hand I know but try it sometime.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:17:03 No.12914707 >>12914675 I hate your insistence that monstergirls not be monstergirls. They eat, they rape, they make babies, repeat. We have done just fine with this formula thus far.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:21:06 No.12914715 >>12914704 >monster are instinctual >their greatest wish is to get a man and have his children >feed on mana, during sex, i.e. semen >why cant they be more than semem slurpers? Do you huff a lot of paint? I bet you like yuri too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:21:52 No.12914717 >>12914707 Not really, a great part of the stories lately have been: they eat, they physically/mentally abuse male humans, the male is distressed, such is life in monstergirl city, end

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:22:30 No.12914720 >>12914717 >>12914715 I don't like this at all. None of my stories are like that.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:24:54 No.12914724
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I enjoy a living world of Monstergirls. They're very lascivious and forward, but ultimately they do have their own jobs and have to live life.

Instead of girls getting hit on at the bars, it's guys. Guys have to go out in groups for safety, lest they be harassed by a pride of Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:26:07 No.12914727 >>12914717 >a great part What like 20%?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:27:45 No.12914729 >>12914727 Try ten, if that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:29:21 No.12914732 >>12914729 That's the thing I almost put 10 but I thought I'd give him a little extra.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:30:04 No.12914733 Wait so now you people are okay with monsters beating and horribly raping potential mates? Alright then.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:31:21 No.12914734 >>12914733 It's almost like there were different people here with differing opinions.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:33:30 No.12914738 >>12914734 I know people in this thread wanted more aggressive monsters and all, but isn't physical and mental abuse bordering on 3d behavior?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:33:46 No.12914739 >>12914733 Being okay with it, no, acknowledging it happens, yes. >don't like rape Why the fuck are you here?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:34:21 No.12914741 >>12914733 >now

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:34:49 No.12914742 >>12914738 Ahem. It's almost like there were different people here with differing opinions.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:36:40 No.12914744

>>12914733
How did you ever get that from any thread. Its always been apposed just like every other thing. Some people like it some people hate it, I personally think its a retarded and shit fetish. I'd like to say that its mostly apposed but then people would freak out than I'm trying to use figures no matter how accurate or not.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:37:00 No.12914746

>>12914739
>>12914741
>>12914742
I don't really have a problem with rape and crap like that, personally I'd like to be taken on a few dates but whatever.

It's just the degree that some people are fine with kind got me for a second, but whatever I don't want to argue about it, being sick sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:40:05 No.12914750 >>12914724 >>12914746 Yeah i'd be nice to have the roles turned around for once.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:40:37 No.12914751 >>12914744 >apposed

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:40:59 No.12914752 >>12914750 Dormouse like to be raped.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:41:39 No.12914753 >>12914750 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:42:47 No.12914755 >>12914750 >for once

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:42:58 No.12914757 >>12914753 Lots of the girls are rapebait, it's just the femdomfaggots who bitch when raping the monstergirl gets brought up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:43:09 No.12914759 >>12914752 yes Nyanon spread the good word about this

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:44:12 No.12914761

>>12914752
>>12914753
I was refering to
>personally I'd like to be taken on a few dates but whatever.
>Instead of girls getting hit on at the bars, it's guys

Seems like a whole less hassle.

>>12914755
I'm sure it would get annoying fast in the long run. Though you'd probably get a girlfriend fast, which should solve most of those issues.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:44:13 No.12914762 >>12914757 I don't remember any femdomfag complaining if you want to rape a Dormouse. You mean vanillafags.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:47:19 No.12914766 >>12914762 Did I say Dormouse specifically?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:47:47 No.12914768 Can we at least all agree that everybody hates everybody. We all hate each other and think our tastes are better than everybody elses.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:48:53 No.12914770 >>12914766 It's an example. Do you want to start a shitstorm? Let's better stop here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:49:02 No.12914771 >>12914768 I don't hate anyone. I want everyone to get along.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:49:06 No.12914772 >>12914583 It's a finnish black pudding, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:50:04 No.12914773 >>12914772 "Black sausage" it's called, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:50:06 No.12914774 >>12912538 Thanks, RS.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:50:32 No.12914775

>>12914733
I think the more retarded thing is how some folks are violently opposed to the rape of MGs, but accept MGs raping men as being par for the course.

If anything, it would be more acceptable to rape MGs, since it's part of their overall culture -- as opposed to them raping human men, since in their cultural it's totally unacceptable.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:50:40 No.12914776 >>12914768 I agree with>>12914771

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:52:27 No.12914781 File: 1.28 MB, 5100x6600, 1421351547655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] V2 time. Leaving off doing redoing the eyes for last.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:52:58 No.12914782 >>12914775 >raping human men >totally unacceptable in their culture Is this bait?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:54:36 No.12914785 >>12914782 I can only assume he meant "our culture".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:55:00 No.12914788 >>12914781 I can't make out what's happening. Is she carrying someone?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:55:50 No.12914790

It's time for some more MGC speeding dating! Here are today's lovely ladies!

1. Goblin fashion model
This pretty goblin models for a lot of MGC's loli size lingere and clothes for flyers, and even appears on television. She is obviously well off, but she immediately exposes her power level. The thing is heavy into cosplay, and likes to go to the conventions in MGC in different costumes. Expect LOTS of costume play in the bedroom.

2. Nereid lifeguard
Busty, curvy, with a slim and toned body. She obviously had some help getting here but wants to date someone that isn't afraid of living in an aquatic salt water home with water up to the waist 24/7. She has a savior fetish however, so is only interested if you suck at swimming or will at least fake drowning so she can play hero.

3. Supergeek Holstaurus
She's probably the smartest person you ever met. If she could shut up at least. This cow thinks impressing you is a matter of smarts and starts explaining the intricacies of different sciences with complete accuracy. Not that you can tell. Seems all the energy going into the brain has somehow left her chest lacking, she's only a C-cup.

4. Clingy Chimera
This young chimera sans pauldrons craves physical contact. She's a head shorter than you and very petite, but her strength is obvious. She could princess carry you if she wanted. But all she wants is to hold hands and cuddle. All five personalities. Expect a very gentle relationship with her, though you'll need to cuddle her fives times as much as a normal girl.

5. Bondage Alruane
This sweet smelling dom is looking for a sub to tie up with vines and tease into complete frustration. After that she'll release you, and see how long until you come back to her. It's a sort of game to her, but only one to find an ideal partner. The only problem is getting people to get in on the idea. If you do return to her, she'll milk you dry and give you affectionate aftercare. All while you're still tied up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:56:27 No.12914792 >>12914781 >5100x6600 Is that really necessary?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:56:56 No.12914793 >>12914790 Bondage Alraune.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:57:17 No.12914795 >>12914790 I take none of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:57:49 No.12914798 >>12914790 Nereid or Alraune.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:57:53 No.12914799 >>12914790 goblin

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:57:56 No.12914800 >>12914788 She's holding on to someone's arm? Bad eyesight son?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:58:23 No.12914801 >>12914795 A valid option.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:59:23 No.12914805 >>12914800 First sentence wasn't a question.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:59:28 No.12914806 >>12914800 That someone is blurry and I can only make him out now that I know to look for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 14:59:43 No.12914807 >>12914790 Nereid for me. I can't swim.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:00:30 No.12914811 >>12914807 >I can't swim How is this physically possible? Legit curious.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:01:40 No.12914815 >>12914811 People who can't swim panic and basically kill themselves Considering a human doesn't have to do anything to keep their head above the water, it's pretty damn hilarious

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:01:49 No.12914817 >>12914790 Chimera for me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:01:55 No.12914818 >>12914811 Not him but he could have been raised around an area where there were no big bodies of water. Or maybe his parents just never taught him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:02:52 No.12914822 >>12914790 >costume play Goblin it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:03:13 No.12914823 File: 1.56 MB, 3416x2900, 1400179236792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, healthcare is free in the Republic of Schwanzmuschi!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:03:24 No.12914824 >>12914811 I have a fear of deep water that makes me freak out. If my feet can't touch the bottom I can't do it. God that sounds weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:04:24 No.12914827 >>12914790 give me the chimera please

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:04:32 No.12914828 >>12914811 I can't swim. Bad experience with water scarred my brain It's not that I'm afraid of water, I just can't swim

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:04:33 No.12914829 >>12914781 Looking good! >>12914792 Crop it yourself if you don't like it. Getting high resolutions beats getting 200x200 resolutions.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:05:13 No.12914830 >>12914823 Republic of what.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:05:44 No.12914832

>>12914823
This picture always reminds me of Armchair-kun. I wonder if he's still alive.
>>12914824
That does sound weird. I love hanging out underwater. During the summer when there's plenty of bright sunlight shining in through the surface and your diving in between some funky underwater plants and checking out the fish... awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:05:49 No.12914833 >>12914823 That sounds like a place run by Nazis. Manticores are Nazis confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:06:08 No.12914834 >>12914830 tailpussy in german. It sounds a lot dumber than tailpussy though

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:06:36 No.12914835 >>12914560 We live in a 3D World anon. Accept it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:07:14 No.12914837 >>12914823 Fuck you i'm staying on Wurm Island.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:07:27 No.12914839 >>12914823 >>12914834 Nazi manticores? I prefer my nazi version, with werewolves and hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:08:23 No.12914840 >>12914837 Wurm Island? Paradise confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:09:19 No.12914843 >>12914837 >wanting to be crushed by falling debris and dumbass wurms

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:09:40 No.12914845 File: 651 KB, 1067x800, Wheredoyouthinkyouare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914835 >Accepting 3D >Ever

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:10:20 No.12914848 >>12914611 >>12914639 Just because they don't need your jizz on their food, anon, doesn't mean it's not a nice treat. And also lewd foreplay.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:10:24 No.12914849 >>12914824 That's more of a primal fear. Deep water scares the fuck out of everybody.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:12:47 No.12914853 >>12914849 Yeah but like I said deep for me is anything I can't stand in. I imagine she would help me get over this fear slowly or get off on me flailing about like an idiot in the ocean.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:14:20 No.12914855

>>12914848
What, jizz on her dinner as you prepare it to get her in the mood?

Then she mounts you on the dinner table, straddling you and rocking her hips while feeding you?

"One for you," she'd say as she gave you a bit of streak, then laugh and "One for me~" as you fire off another load inside her.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:14:20 No.12914856

>>12914790
>Nereid Lifeguard
>Drowns women so POSIDEON can make them new Nereids
This can only end badly.
Not for me anyway, I'm a great swimmer.

Bondage Alraune sounds lewdly enjoyable, but I'm a sucker for petite women, so probably the Chimaera or Goblin..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:15:11 No.12914857 >>12914390 Only if they're on the level, that is, won't husk me/eat me/ eat my soul.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:15:15 No.12914858 >>12914853 Nereid are tragedy fish like mero so she'd get off on you almost drowning.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:15:20 No.12914859 >>12914856 Bondage Alraune is mine, so you better back off. I bite.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:15:41 No.12914861 >>12914855 >One load for every bite of steak >You now have to eat more steak to keep up This is succubus-tier semen shilling.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:17:49 No.12914864 File: 196 KB, 1500x1500, 81enp5GKtPL._SL1500_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All this semen and food talk just made me hunt this down.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:17:50 No.12914865

>>12914855
One of many possible, wonderful, lewd outcomes, yes.

Another could be that you cook for her in an apron and nothing else, and once you present her with her meal, she takes a whiff, commenting that it smells wonderful. She takes a couple bites, complimenting you further, but before you can sit down to begin eating your own plate, she remarks that it's missing something.

Before you know it, she's got you in her grip, you feel her hand dive under the apron, quickly hiking it up, as she goes to work with her mouth, stopping and finishing you with her hand/paw/claw/whatever, aiming to make you shoot out all over her plate.

She'll thank you with a kiss on the cheek, patting your ass as you take your seat, while she once more compliments you, both on your cooking, and your "Special Milk Sauce" completing the dish.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:18:51 No.12914867 >>12914399 >>12914857 Honestly guys, I said "As we dream of them" for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:18:53 No.12914868 >>12914392 I'm saying everyone is a faggot regardless of what they enjoy, and you are a special breed of faggot for contesting this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:20:15 No.12914870 >>12914558 You've never heard of the million dollar pizza have you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:20:25 No.12914871 >>12914864 >Looked up a transcript of this book once out of curiosity. >Nearly every recipe is just "Make this thing, then cum on it." I was disappointed at the lack of creativity.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:21:16 No.12914873 >>12914644 Stop spreading lies asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:23:04 No.12914875 >>12914870 Irrelevant, pizza is Italian, and my Dragonette is a Finnish Dragonette.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:23:17 No.12914876 >>12914873 You make people wear crotchless pants and send them to their families. Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:23:48 No.12914877 >>12914867 Then yes, why the fuck not? Fuck the fundies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:23:57 No.12914878 >>12914864 This shouldn't exist, but it does... Such is life on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:24:50 No.12914882 >>12914876 Fuck you and fuck your braindead cousin, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:24:58 No.12914883 >>12914875 >You will never have home-cooked pizza >Made by your Dragon Waifu >Baked using her own Dragon Fire to add a unique flavor to it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:25:04 No.12914884 >>12914873 Monster shill pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:26:00 No.12914885 >>12914883 Sulfur may be a unique flavor, but I don't want it in my food.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:26:18 No.12914886 >>12914883 I didn't ask for all this suffering.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:26:30 No.12914887 >>12914882 Your pizza is shit and the Uniforms look like trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:26:53 No.12914888 File: 194 KB, 600x600, 20042511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914865 Every fucking day this smug fucking fox wants the same god damn thing every time. Fried-fucking-tofu with a glazing of semen.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:27:31 No.12914891 >>12914884 Paladin cocksucker pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:28:09 No.12914892 >>12914888 >Get me the usual, boya!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:28:35 No.12914894 >>12914888 No matter how much I look at it, I always see her as having a beard in the thumbnail.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:29:19 No.12914897 >>12914885 What makes you think her Dragon Fire would have a sulfer component? It could very well be a simple alkyl-based flame.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:30:18 No.12914898 >>12912538 Just see now. But thanks Anon. I love you in a non Alp way.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:31:00 No.12914899 >>12914883 i wonder what the fuel source for dragon fire is? is it like kerosene or crude oil? is it fluid or viscous ?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:32:08 No.12914903
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>>12914894
I don't see it at all

>>12914892
>Complain about how much your balls ache and how little you produce since she's been draining you
>She grins and produces a box of fresh manticore barbs she picked up from the store

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:32:13 No.12914904 >>12914899 Burning passion in her heart. Heart-burn, if you will. Speaking of Dragons, give me a name for a daddy and her Dragon daughteru, and I'll spin a story about them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:33:21 No.12914906 >>12914903 Hopefully she calms down once she has her second tail.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:33:38 No.12914908

>>12914899
>Crude Oil
>Viscous Fluid
I don't think that'd work that well.

I always liked the model of dragons having a liquid or gas containing internal organ, along with a "Spark" generator. As for the fuel itself, perhaps one of the more stable alkyls. Propane+ might work.

Or, y'know, just magic. Magic Fire. Magic Other Elemental Breaths.

>>12914904
Willis and Andrea.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:34:27 No.12914909 >>12914908 >Andrea Can't do that one bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:36:08 No.12914914 >>12914909 Why not? But okay, how about Anna-Marie then? Olivia? Serea?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:36:32 No.12914915 >>12914888 I made deep fried tofu last week, shit taste bland as fuck, i never ate tofu before

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:36:38 No.12914916 >>12914903 Her open mouth looks like a beard. Just close the thumbnail.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:37:10 No.12914918 >>12914914 >Why not? Because I don't want to use the same name in every story. Olivia it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:37:26 No.12914920 >>12914864 Yup!!! I have enough internet today... Bye.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:39:05 No.12914922 >>12914915 On it's own it's bland, but the magic of tofu is that it absorbs other flavors really well. So next time make a proper sauce or something.

>>	Maritan Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:40:53 No.12914926 File: 736 KB, 689x1020, 2389741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did a bit of quick stuff today while I had a tiny bit of free time. So here it is. Will be getting to thread ideas soon hopefully.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:41:23 No.12914928 >>12914915 Tofu absorbs the flavors of whatever it's in. If you use just some bland ass oil it's going to be bland.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:41:53 No.12914929 >>12914926 >Mari Aensland This is a brilliant idea and looks great. >Thread Ideas Remember when you posted a couple times gathering those. Looking forward to what comes of it!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:42:01 No.12914930 >>12914926 Dressed like Morrigan? What a strumpet.

>>	Maritan Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:42:24 No.12914931 File: 866 KB, 689x1020, 2398741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last one for today. Who likes cats and gaming? Because I like cats and gaming.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:42:54 No.12914932 File: 63 KB, 565x749, IMG_615797496490.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914552 Since there is dogs worldwide, my MG signature dish will vary with the country of her breed?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:43:46 No.12914933 >>12914931 I love cats and gaming so much I have a picture of myself with a cat reclining against me with her paws on an xbox controller.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:44:37 No.12914934 >>12914931 I too like cats and gaming

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:44:46 No.12914935 >>12914931 I think we all like cats and gaming. Naked, drunken, evil-matter cats, all the better.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:44:59 No.12914936 >>12914864 Monstergirls would cross oceans to learn from this man.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:45:55 No.12914939 >>12914936 I read it once, found it online. It's literally just "Make this thing, then cum on it." Not exactly an interesting nor creative tome.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:46:13 No.12914940 File: 3.00 MB, 1000x563, vergil stronk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914926 >>12914931 Does she use the Nekomata to assist her with combos?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:46:37 No.12914941 >>12914932 Country, breed just gets too complicated.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:46:41 No.12914943 >>12914935 No no, Anon Drunk yet completely focused Neko's playing games and wearing nothing but one of your old T-shirts and panties on

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:47:29 No.12914944 >>12914940 Fuck, I thought this was the MvC3 webm.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:48:12 No.12914947 >>12914940 I would just like to restate my hype at DMC4SE. >>12914931 What's the kitty's name again?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:48:29 No.12914951 >>12914939 Interesting enough for them

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:48:30 No.12914952 >>12914915 Try frying in sesame oil and a good sauce with soy sauce (shoyu) and ginger. I like tofu even with a honey mustard topping and some coriander.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:48:45 No.12914953 >>12914940 That guy was super motivated.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:49:13 No.12914954 >>12914943 Add in "Sitting on your lap" and I think we have sheer perfection.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:50:07 No.12914956 >>12914954 My dick could pierce the hymens themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:50:45 No.12914957 >>12914954 Yeah yeah yeah, you're speaking my language

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:51:01 No.12914958 >>12914954 >sheer perfection Come to thing it'd be even better if the shirt was a little see through in the light. Dat silhouette.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:52:26 No.12914960 >>12914958 No no no, Anon What would be better is if the shirt was a little on the oversized front.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:52:46 No.12914962 >>12914947 >>12914953 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T_RdUPNg6k

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:53:55 No.12914965 >>12914960 Right, oversized and thin, so when she arches her back you can make out her naked form underneath with the proper lighting but her full bust is still noticable regardless even with the loose clothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:54:54 No.12914966 File: 710 KB, 1920x1080, Christopher Titus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914962 I'll delete this shortly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:55:31 No.12914968 Just saw again Kraken doujin. >Don't you guys wants to see the boy with daughterus like in sandworm's doujin too?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:56:02 No.12914969 >>12914965 Yeah yeah yeah. And she has to be careful bending over because she's only wearing panties underneath And sometimes in exposes one of her shoulders

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:56:23 No.12914970 >>12913922 Naw man, where's the fun in that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:56:38 No.12914971 >>12914968 Damn straight.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:57:38 No.12914973 >>12914970 That's a good lad. A man and his dragotheru meeting her subjects within a couple of hours, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 15:59:34 No.12914976 File: 37 KB, 169x222, 1343434895671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914969 Yes, absolutely perfect. Just add in some grinding into you as a distraction occasionally and we're set.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:00:37 No.12914977 >>12914976 Yeah yeah, me and you Anon. We're going places

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:02:19 No.12914982 >>12914977 Can I come too? This sounds like it would be relevant to my interests.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:04:18 No.12914987 >>12914976 >>12914977 >>12914982 Wonderful, wonderful places indeed. This seems like one of those things that should be a whole art series with loads of different MGs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:05:19 No.12914990 >>12914987 Yeah yeah yeah. We need more laid-back MGs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:05:30 No.12914992 >>12914982 Bring your own catgirl, but you're welcome to come.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:07:01 No.12914995 >>12914987 >loads of different MGs Salivating intensifies. >>12914992 Done.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:07:04 No.12914996 If your monster daughteru came up to you and asked for you to hold her while you were fighting off a horde of evil monsters/paladins, would you do it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:07:52 No.12914997 >>12914996 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:08:21 No.12915000 >>12914996 Of course. We'd GATTAI and overwhelm the enemy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:09:22 No.12915002 >>12914987 Dormouse seems like a natural for it. >>12914996 What >>12915000 said.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:10:27 No.12915005 >>12914966 >Filename Motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:13:20 No.12915008 >>12914996 >not fighting them off with her >not making your daughter your sword

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:14:06 No.12915009

>>12915002
Forget the frilly PJs, Dormouse might've well been MADE for the "Sleepy girl in her boyfriend's oversized T" shtick.

>>12914995
I'd also like to see Anubis, and Dragon.
I recall DoILookLikeAWritefag's Dragon Waifu story, where said Dragon Waifu, despite her cold, dominant tsundereisms, insisted on sleeping in one of her husband's shirts she had custom fitted for her wings.

Which she still makes him wear for a night or two after it's been washed, before she resumes using it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:14:42 No.12915010 >>12915008 >Wurm daughteru >Lift her up, bashing her into enemies faces >They all go down with one blow >She cheers and claps, completely oblivious to the fact that you're using her as a bludgeon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:14:48 No.12915011 >>12915008 >making your daughteru your sword Wurm, just because your daughter is smart, it doesn't mean she can be used as a sword. She'd still be a club.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:15:29 No.12915012

>>12915008
>Fatheru grabs his Wurm Daughteru by her tail and begins using her as a weapon to fight off paladins
>Every paladin is slaughtered by her hard head
>Fatheru and Daughteru preform a victory pose together as the mountain of corpses behind them explode

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:15:49 No.12915013 >>12915010 >>12915011 What villainy is this?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:16:34 No.12915014
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Hello writefags,
There'll be another little 'competition' like the last one taking place on the 27th.

Signup sheet here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c5LFn4UCV6KnQ5gXCKIcx9IkC67sk7Zty8bdiu6rN-Y/edit

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:16:42 No.12915015 >>12915012 >Fatheru and Daughteru preform a victory pose together as the mountain of corpses behind them explode >Both of them turn to look >"Ohhhhhh!" >"Cool guys don't look, do they papa?" >"Eh."

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:21:32 No.12915023

>>12915010
>Father Anon and Wurm daughteru hatch a plan
>Anon tells all the Paladins to stand back, or he will unleash his true power
>paladins laugh it off, saying he is nothing but an unholy man that deserves to be purged
>Suddenly, Anon gives them all a menacing stare
>Starts chanting some chuuni shit
>Paladins begin to get scared since the wind seemed to pick up
>Then there's some rumbling
>Suddenly, an explosion goes off behind Anon, casting him in a dark shadow
>Anon screams to the heavens
>Wurm daughteru appears behind him, posing like a menacing dragon painted in black
>anon shouts that now they will all feel the wrath of the Dark Flame Dragon
>She makes the most adorable "gao", but due to some movie magic, it sounded like the most menacing roar that rivals the Kraken's roar in Clash of the Titans
>Paladins pack their shit and get the flying hell out of there
>Anon and his daughteru wait for a moment
>Until both bursting into laughter

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:21:37 No.12915024

>>12915015
>Fatheru put his Daughteru on his shoulders and walks off into the sunset
>He later buys her cookie dough icecream

>>12915014
Yeah, no thanks. I may be a writefag who's really not in the mood to write due to housing issues, but even if I weren't I wouldn't take part in this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:22:22 No.12915026 >>12915014 I'd be willing to sign up, but I haven't ever used IRC in my life and don't know anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:22:50 No.12915028 >paladin sea bishop

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:23:33 No.12915032 >>12915026 Just use mibbit, IRC is far from difficult, especially if you've no need for a real client. You only really need t obe on the chat long enough to get the assignment and then submit your piece anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:23:41 No.12915033 >>12915023 >but due to some movie magic, it sounded like the most menacing roar that rivals the Kraken's roar in Clash of the Titans This stinks, the "gao" was perfect on its own.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:24:13 No.12915034

>>12915026
Nothing complex about IRC. It's as easy to use as any other means of chatting with folks.

You can use a web-based service like mibbit or rizon's own site - http://www.rizon.net/ - or download a client like hexchat or mirc.

Once connected to rizon you'd join channel #monstergirls. That's all there is to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:24:42 No.12915035 >>12915032 >Just use mibbit You might as well just have written that in Sanskrit and I would have understood as much.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:25:14 No.12915036 File: 140 KB, 740x740, Why can't I hold all this apple juice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915033 Yeah, CotT was awful.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:26:10 No.12915039 >>12915036 It had a cool Kraken opening though, you have to admit. Too bad the rest of the film was not that great

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:26:12 No.12915040 >>12915035 Anon you're still on 4chan, I do expect you to at least be able to Google. If you want to make excuses then whatever, but not being able to use IRC isn't one of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:27:30 No.12915042 >>12915040 That's fine, it's not like I would have won anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:29:59 No.12915045 >>12915035 There's a button on the OP blog link that will load a web client.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:30:32 No.12915047 >>12915035 I'm a spoonfeeder. >go to kiwiirc.com >Click on "Rizon" >Enter Username >Enter #Monstergirls >Click "Start" >Chat

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:31:20 No.12915052 >>12915014 I honestly appreciate the idea, but the idea of setting foot in the IRC is akin to that of smearing my dick in honey and jamming it in an anthill. I don't know how it actually IS in there, but I'm really not fond of what I might find.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:31:33 No.12915053 >>12915039 It was worse than "not that great". If a Wurm watched it she'd begin crying and telling you how awful it is, even if it is still better than Dragonball Evolution.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:31:35 No.12915054 >>12915045 >>12915047 I already lost heart and accepted defeat, no need for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:32:35 No.12915055 >>12915052 Just don't bother. This may have been set up by Bob anyway. It's probably a rigged contest.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:33:45 No.12915058 >>12915053 Oh god Anon why Why did you have to remind me of that?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:34:05 No.12915060 >>12915052 Well right now they're talking about lilims and the sorts of things lilims might do, ie people. For the most part it's not bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:34:08 No.12915061 >>12915052 It's the same jokes as the thread, with only a quarter of the caustic attitude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:36:14 No.12915068 >>12915058 Because, we all must share the pain that movie has caused. We must never forget the lives it took.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:37:03 No.12915070 >>12915036 What happened with Sexhair"s hands?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:38:59 No.12915072 >>12915061 All the /d/ tier fags hang out in IRC. No thank you.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:39:15 No.12915074

>>12915070
Looooooooong ago, on a board called /a/, there was a drawfag who did art for a writefag named Bromont. He drew one of the characters, a harpy, while she was throwing up. However, it didn't really look very much like a harpy, but it was still pretty monstery so nobody gave half a fuck and saved it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:40:05 No.12915077 >>12915052 It's basically the thread but in real time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:40:24 No.12915078 So would Doomguy be a monster girl or just a normal paladin? >you will never have a buff Oni gf who threatens anyone who tries to rape you before taking you home and aggressively cuddling you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:41:35 No.12915079 >>12915078 A 2Fast2Furious Paladin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:41:37 No.12915080 >>12915072 It's really just one guy that you notice that with, but fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:43:03 No.12915082 >>12915078 >Doomguy He'd be a Viking Berserk. Also I got really tired so I'm going to bed instead of finishing what I started, but here's what I did about the guy and his Dragon daughteru. http://pastebin.com/79g0r5US

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:43:58 No.12915084

>>12915055
The voting format works, guest pastes keep us from knowing who did it unless you can recognize writing style. Bob's idea or not, it's not any more rigged than strawpoll already is.

>>12915060
Neat

>>12915061
>only a quarter of the caustic attitude
I'm pretty sure whoever posts solely to rile up the threads resides in there. Plus the knowledge that I could be kicked on someone's whim for whatever reason (I've been in quite a few before, which have 80% of the time ended in drama) is all the more reason for me not to get attached to another.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:44:31 No.12915085 >>12915077 And with 80% more idioticy and Bob and .Less.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:45:32 No.12915087 >>12915084 >>12915085 80%mind

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:45:49 No.12915088 File: 230 KB, 1784x1186, Fucking Doomguy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915078 Doomguy would be Doomguy fucker, and don't you ever forget it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:46:29 No.12915091 >>12915084 Nah, the primary instigator of shitposting in the threads doesn't go to the IRC anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:46:48 No.12915092 >>12915084 A handful of writefags can be easily identified. Such as myself, Alp, Moose, Bromont, and a few others.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:47:32 No.12915095 >>12915092 >Alp You only recognize the whining, not the actual writing.

>>	Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:47:32 No.12915096 File: 68 KB, 500x333, 7945456056_f1588d12c9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914781 Just needs longer antennae (with the segmented look) and a big old red silk 'Christmas bow' around the and then it's bang on.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:48:01 No.12915099

>>12915085
Bob's really not that bad a guy to just talk with.

.less, on the other hand, talks about nothing but Tailpussy 90% of the time.
Y'know the saying "Speak of the Devil and he shall appear"?
In this IRC, it's "Speak of the Tailpussy, and the .less shall appear."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:49:15 No.12915101 >>12915082 That was adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:49:34 No.12915102 >>12915096 Is that mantis sucking on its own antenna? Is this lewd or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:50:11 No.12915103 >>12915095 And I'm easily recognized because my writing looks like an alcoholic lemur bashed a keyboard. Alp DOES whine a lot, but he does have a way to be identified without whining.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:50:31 No.12915105 >>12915085 There's also that one namefag from very early on in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:50:43 No.12915107 >>12915101 It gets more adorable next week when he shows her the lands mommy rules. Now I'm seriously going to bed. For reals. >>12915103 Prove it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:50:56 No.12915109 >>12915099 Bob shill pls go, this is not your home.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:51:20 No.12915111

>>12915102
Well, I'm pretty sure that Mantises use their antennae like a lot of other insects, gathering and tasting scents to get a feel for things around them. No different really than you rubbing your finger on something, and then tasting it.

So the answer is, "Only as lewd as she tries to make it look".

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:51:24 No.12915112 >>12915102 They groom and clean them regularly, anon. Now I want to see yandere eyes mantis but with her antenna in her mouth instead of a strand of hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:51:25 No.12915113 >>12915105 Who?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:51:56 No.12915115

>>12915099
I don't find either one of them to be really abrasive or hostile, even though the only overlap between our tastes is that we all like monstergirls of some sort. They don't get all up in your face about it.

Certain other individuals on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:52:01 No.12915116 >>12915088 I want Doomguy as my mentor. I aspire to be as cool as the man who too tough for hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:52:51 No.12915119 >>12915096 >>12915102 >mantis fellating her own antennae Someone should draw this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:53:05 No.12915121 >>12915107 For one, you sometimes go on complete segments where it's nothing but talking. And second, your stories are normally VERY short.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:53:09 No.12915122 >>12915113 Look through Warosu or the Archives, he's among the [Deleted].

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:53:10 No.12915123 >>12915109 >Bob shill I've honestly never even read any of his stuff. Just find he's a decent enough guy to chat with. >>12915115 Name names.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:54:06 No.12915126 >>12915121 >VERY short Chapters are short, not the actual stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:54:39 No.12915129 >>12915122 Couldn't you just tell me and give an honest, anon doctored explanation?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:55:02 No.12915131

>>12914781
I see now that she's clinging to the arm of some one else, but if I were you I'd work harder at making her look more cutesy. As it is now she looks sort of intimidating, and it makes it look like she's carrying some dude's disembodied leg or something, if oyu happen to miss the shoulder that the arm is connected to. I know I did.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:55:37 No.12915132 >>12915129 Too risky.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:57:28 No.12915137 >>12915126 Yes, the chapter. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:58:05 No.12915140 >>12915131 But Minte is intimidating. At least when she's in Terminator™ mode.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:59:03 No.12915144 >>12915132 Like cumming in a CC Echidna risky, or backflipping through a minefield risky?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:59:33 No.12915145

>>12915123
Psychofox. there's plenty of talk about this guy and that guy doing bullshit deliberately antagonize people, but writing or drawing something that people can just ignore if they don't like it isn't as bad as openly trying to ruin CYOAs just fer beling le epic trollface

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 16:59:58 No.12915146 Having a harem of Mantis and Kunoichi assassins sounds nice. But only if there's a Kuudere or two in there, it's a must with Mantis/Kunoichi harems that there must be a Kuudere or two

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:00:49 No.12915149

>>12915140
Oh she's an actual character? Just thought it was a standard mantis girl. Okay then. I mean she DOES look like her mind is running along the lines of
>This is my arm and the man it is connected to is also mine
>The personal space surrounding this arm and this man is also mine
>Anything which breaches this space will be killed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:01:40 No.12915152 >>12915144 Backflipping through a minefield risky. Cumming in a CC Echidna actually sounds pleasurable though.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:02:04 No.12915155

>>12915145
>Openly trying to ruin CYOAs just fer beling le epic trollface
Elaborate? Only real thing I know about this PsychoFox guy is Bollocks hates his guts. Or he hates Bollock's guts. Or they hate each other's guts.

>>12915146
>Kuudere Harem
This is a fascinating concept.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:02:54 No.12915158 >>12915152 What about backflipping through a minefield while also cumming inside a CC Echidna?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:03:13 No.12915159

>>12915146
>Feudal surrounded by Kunoichi and Mantis assassins
>He drinks his sake in an overly japanese manner
>A man and his Wurm daughteru burst through the paper thin doors
>They strike a pose before charging at the group of MG assassins
>Before long, all that remains is a mountain of corpses and a man posing with his daughteru
>They walk off into the sunset, to fight those who are against justice

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:03:51 No.12915161 >>12915155 Pyschofox has been one of the figures that shits on people who like femdom and other non-vanilla things.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:03:59 No.12915163 >>12915146 >harem of Mantis and Kunoichi Just give me one of each type.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:04:33 No.12915164 >>12915159 Lone Wurm & Dad story when?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:05:18 No.12915166 >>12915161 He must be the HeroAnon guy then.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:05:37 No.12915169 >>12915161 I can see that. I think I've seen him proclaim himself "The Vanilla King" or some shit. Doesn't like any MGs more Monster-y than Kitsunes and Lamiae.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:06:09 No.12915170 >>12915152 Talking about him is THAT risky? Wow. And the CC Echidna is looking for a nice hubby to cook for, cuddle, ride on cowgirl style, and raise kids with.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:06:17 No.12915171 >>12915014 Fuck off Bob.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:06:54 No.12915175 >>12915116 >He teaches each and every subject with grunts and gestures >You surprisingly learn things from him

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:06:57 No.12915176 >>12915159 No stop anon. Let me have my dream of Mantis and Kunoichi cuddle piles while some of them call me a pervert only to snuggle closer to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:08:25 No.12915182 >>12915176 No. assassins are against justice. And those who are against justice will face the wrath of Not-Ragnarok-Ghandi and his Wurm daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:10:01 No.12915187 >>12915145 That guy can be a complete faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:10:54 No.12915191 >>12915182 But what if my assassins are for justice? What if I have them help the local villages teach themselves how to defend against bandits?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:11:30 No.12915195 >>12915161 Supposedly he's CommercialAnon

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:11:37 No.12915196
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Let's discuss online dating in Monster Girl City.

Would you go for younger MGs? Or desperate Christmas Cakes?

Do you filter that Oomukade who keeps sending you creepy messages?

Are you wet for the Manticore you asked you if you 'hey boy, u want sum fuk?'?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:11:39 No.12915197 >>12915171 >Look guys, I'm fitting in! Memhate lol He's not doing anything wrong or offensive, and lots of people are participating in and enjoying the writefag contests.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:11:46 No.12915198 >>12915169 Which is just fine. Having different tastes doesn't make you a dick. The fact that he has to get all up in arms about it does.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:12:08 No.12915201 >>12915182 >justice justice justice Is your first name kamen and last one faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:12:29 No.12915203 >>12915191 >Assassins >Teaching villagers to defend themselves Those aren't assassins, those are people you leave in charge of small villages.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:12:34 No.12915205 >>12915191 >Assassins for Justice >Suddenly think of Akame ga Kill >"Don't be ridiculous. We're still killing people. We're murderers. Every last one of us knows that our time could come at any moment." Leone still a hot lion girl though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:12:56 No.12915206 >>12915196 Cakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:13:10 No.12915207 >>12915197 >meme Aha! Spotted the shill.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:13:57 No.12915209 >>12915196 Desperate Christmas Cake Nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:14:52 No.12915211 >>12915196 Cakes. I am 28 and don't wanna deal with those much younger than me.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:15:20 No.12915212

>>12915203
But that's just the little things I have them do.

Of course we'd take a job or two to execute a corrupt official or raging warlord, but the little things are never abandoned.

Hell we'd even have an orphanage in the castle to take in abandoned children or kids from families who can't afford to take care of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:15:27 No.12915213 >>12915196 I like younger, petite girls. >>12915209 YOU. YOU. Have fine, top-tier taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:15:33 No.12915214 >>12915201 Oh look, this piece of shit's still here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:15:37 No.12915215 >>12915196 Cakes and that stalker oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:15:38 No.12915216 >>12915197 Bob shill pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:16:33 No.12915220 >>12915196 Mix of the first two, younger MGs would be more spunky and adventurous, but the allure of the more mature MGs makes me diamonds. Now to find one of each that would be down with a poly relationship

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:16:41 No.12915221
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Bob is trying to steal our writefags over to the IRC where he can indoctrinate them into loving dick, pseudodick, assplay and TF. Mark my words, we will see more /d/ shit in the thread if this continues.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:16:51 No.12915222 >>12915196 CC Mantis or Kunoichi who's looking for a lord to serve.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:16:53 No.12915223 >>12915196 Shooting for cakes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:16:59 No.12915224 >>12915212 So they're not full time assassins. It's like assassin is their sub-sub job.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:17:05 No.12915225

>>12915207
No, it actually is a meme in this particular case.

The writing contest has nothing to do with futa, guro, or any other unacceptable topics. Not even Cheshire or Manticores are involved. There's literally no reason to tell him to piss off other than it being a lolmeme to hate Bob.

Unless, of course, writing contests based on randomly selected monster girls are offensive to the point you want them off your thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:17:29 No.12915226 >>12915221 But Bob doesn't like TF. That's Inari.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:18:00 No.12915227 >>12915224 But they're still assassins, it's what they trained to be. They're also trained in how to cuddle a man senseless

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:18:27 No.12915229 >>12915221 Oh fuck right off you soul soliciting pig fucker. Stop inciting people over every little thing you don't like.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:18:48 No.12915231 >>12915214 That's my line. >>>/m/ Oh, and by the way Mr. I can't steer the thread into a topic, this >>12912758 was me, so fuck you and fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:18:52 No.12915232 >>12915221 Take off your tinfoil hat, Delphine.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:19:49 No.12915234 >>12915227 More like they're generic kind people who have skills as an assassin. An actual assassin is cold blooded, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:19:51 No.12915235 >>12915226 He still likes dick though. >>12915229 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:20:51 No.12915238 >>12915231 >Oh no! He's talking about Justice! Better call him names to look superior in front of the others!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:20:52 No.12915239 >>12915232 Oh I hope I'm wrong, but this is bob we're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:21:09 No.12915240 >>12915229 I believe you've wrung that excuse dry.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:21:22 No.12915241 >>12915231 Yeah, but you got beat by the blessing anon. So fuck you and fuck your whore of a mother.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:21:43 No.12915244

>>12915235
Uhh, not part of this argument, but isn't TF canonically part of the MGE universe, given things like the Alp? Not to mentioned a good chunk of MGs involve /d/-style topics (mind control, rape, tentacles, imprisonment, etc).

Might as well tell all of MGE to go to /d/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:21:53 No.12915245 >>12915238 >>>/m/ Spandex autist manchild.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:22:12 No.12915246

>>12915221

I don't think brainwashing people is that easy, man. I mean, I don't have anything against bob, and I despise things like futa, gore, scat, monsterboys, vore and stuff. I still don't want to join this little "writeoff" or join the IRC, not because he's participating, but because I just don't feel like it.

I'm probably gonna be called a shill because of this, but oh well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:22:44 No.12915247 >>12915240 How exactly? Do explain and use proper words so you don't sound like a 13 YO.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:24:01 No.12915249 >>12915234 But they can be cold blooded, only it's on the job or when they have to deal with an assassin trying to NTR me from my cute assassins. I don't care what you say anon, they're assassins to me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:24:14 No.12915250 >>12915247 What on earth is a "13 YO" ?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:24:24 No.12915251 >>12915245 Your trolling is like your mother. Over used and easy to recognize.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:24:25 No.12915252 File: 1.12 MB, 3000x5000, Griffon girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love griffon girl

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:24:29 No.12915253 Well it was a nice thread while it lasted. I am going to be in the bunker with my Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:24:39 No.12915255 >>12915196 I would probably try a bit of everything. You never know what kind of gem might be hidden out there.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:24:42 No.12915256

>>12915247
>like a 13 YO

You mean a /pol/ conspiratard?

>Bob is trying to steal out writefags to he can indoctrinate him.
>It's all going to lead to more /d/ shit in these threads

Not much different from

>Obama is going to take our guns and our freedom
>It's all going to lead to more totalitarianism and a dictatorship in this country.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:24:43 No.12915257 >tfw unattractive, and unsuccessful >so low on the social standing that if monstergirls where real i could only manage a fat abusive one because all of the others are already married

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:25:15 No.12915258

>>12915241
No, I got beat by the yandere generator. And it's still more than what you faggots have ever brought to the threads. Fuck your justice, and stop watching shows for children.

>>12915244
Not on males, and alps transform of their own will, even if it's subconscious. This guy is writing about forcibly changing men into monsters. Stop pretending to be retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:25:23 No.12915259 >>12915245 Anon you need to calm down. It's a show, not that big of a deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:25:44 No.12915260 >>12915250 year old

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:25:53 No.12915261 >>12915252 I wonder if KC will actually make a Griffon girl one day

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:26:25 No.12915263 >>12915252 Griffon girl is a pretty nice choice anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:26:33 No.12915264 >>12915250 A person who's 13 years old. YO is an abbreviation of Year Old. >>12915252 She's a qt. >>12915249 Well whatever, it's your mental setting. If you wanted they could be pyromancers or powerrangers too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:26:34 No.12915265 >>12915257 Stop thinking of them as/in 3D and maybe you will get better results.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:26:39 No.12915266

>Sees >>12915105 conversation chain
>Then >>12915221
Sweet Hathor that was fast, you were't kidding about the risk

>>12915196
So what kind of MG dating sites would be around? I'd figure something like okcupid would be a given, but would MGs use more small scale dating apps, like tinder?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:27:18 No.12915267 >>12915251 I can't be trolling, because you have no fucking place here. Me telling you to fuck off s entirely within reason. This is a monstergirl thread, like I told you then, not a thread for you to jack off to kamen rider.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:27:23 No.12915268 >>12915257 Don't be too down on yourself. I'm sure if you put effort into it, you would be able to find a nice monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:27:39 No.12915269 >>12915266 We didn't listen!. WE. DIDN'T. LISTEN.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:28:12 No.12915271 >>12915221 Infamous as bob is, this is a load of shit. I don't read his stuff anymore, but if you're enough of a tinfoil fedora to believe something like this, you've got issues this thread won't help you with.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:29:06 No.12915274 >>12915258 It really seems like you're the only one to act this mad over people in this thread talking about fictional heroes in a fictional city filled with fictional monsters. So if anyone would be the autistic one, it would have to be you anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:29:24 No.12915275 >>12915266 I don't think that guy is the same person I tried to give cryptic hints about. The namefag I was cryptically talking about was InariKitsune.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:29:45 No.12915277 >>12915267 >"I'm right and you're wrong!" >strawmanning Someone's a grumpy grouch. Did you miss your nap?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:29:59 No.12915278 >>12915261 I'd like to see one if just for more art. I'm sure the encyclopedoa entry with it would just be lots of doting waifu and mamono mana like it usually is

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:31:06 No.12915280 >>12915274 >>12915277 >>>/m/ Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:31:45 No.12915281 >>12915278 I just want to see how he'd make it in his style, and what it'd look like in his art I mean, we did get Chimera

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:31:57 No.12915282 >>12915278 I figure she's on the list of "Inevitables", much like the Metal Slime is and the Valkyrie was Granted, how long we wait for her inevitable profile is another matter entirely

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:32:39 No.12915285 >>12915280 Oh man you sure showed them! Man you don't seem angry at all that people are talking about a stupid kids show and how well monsters would interact with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:32:50 No.12915287 >>12915280 >If I keep telling them to leave they'll leave! I'm such a smart person and I'm helping the thread Seriously, you're acting like one giant kid. Grow up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:34:48 No.12915295 >>12915277 >strawmanning >>12912454 >>12912474 >>12912478 >>12912479 >>12912506 >>12912520 >>12912593 >>12912598 >>12912616 >>12912634 >>12912643 >>12912648

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:35:13 No.12915297 File: 334 KB, 700x994, madhatter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915282 >Metal Slime They'd likely be those dense airheaded types. They'd also get along well with Mad Hatters.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:35:40 No.12915299

>>12915285
Fun fact: In the post that said "Not-Ragnarok-Ghandi", it was a reference to the one Rance series character known for his love of justice and being an 8 foot tall muscle man in KR.
So it was never about Kamen Rider, so the one spouting "autist autist is analpocalypsed over nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:35:54 No.12915300 >>12915252 just wondering, where is the original griffon story? and what are her colours

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:36:34 No.12915301 >>12915287 >>12915285 You are insignificantly small, and are always talking about completely unrelated shit, get lost. You're the same as the futafags and yurifags.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:36:45 No.12915302 >>12915282 There's a 50/50 chance her profile will either be loyal ala Centaur or funloving ala Wererabbit or Harpy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:36:57 No.12915303 >>12915295 >These posts are proof that I'm not strawmanning! Yeah, they don't prove shit other than people like what you don't like.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:37:47 No.12915304 >>12915300 Unfortunately the 'original' griffon story features her being an ultra-sub and masochistic. Written by aftyn.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:37:51 No.12915305 >>12915252 Praise the Griffin Empire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6nglHDOEA

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:37:59 No.12915306 >>12915301 >You are insignificantly small And you aren't? You're the ONLY person who has a problem while you're acting like everyone's on your side.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:40:19 No.12915312 >>12915303 >>12915306 Okay, answer something, is this the kamen rider appreciation thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:40:45 No.12915314 >>12915301 >futa and yurifags >who are met with most of the thread telling them to fuck off >being compared to people talking about a kids show with one autist bitching his head off. Holy shit you're something.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:41:33 No.12915315 >>12915306 And it's not just me, most anons are too lazy to make themselves heard, but I am sick of you and you need to get with the program or get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:41:55 No.12915316 >>12915312 Answer this: Are you the thread police or a backseat mod? Are we not allowed to talk about Kamen Rider with MGs? Are we not allowed to have fun because they don't meet your "standards"?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:42:59 No.12915319 >>12915253 >Going into a bunker with a walking-er, slithering-bunker buster Brilliant.Be sure to keep her calm, m'kay?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:43:19 No.12915321 >>12915315 >They don't voice their opinions so they're on my side! That's not how things work, kid. Until they actually speak up they don't count at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:43:31 No.12915322 >>12915316 IS THIS. THE KAMEN RIDER. APPRECIATION THREAD? ARE WE IN /m/?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:43:48 No.12915323
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I just want people to get along and have fun. For people to talk about their tastes with other like-minded anons and not have to worry about someone telling them to fuck off.

Give peace a chance.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:44:26 No.12915326 >>12915271 >you've got issues this thread won't help you with. Duh. These threads are only good for developing MORE issues.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:45:06 No.12915328 >>12915321 Yeah honestly if other anons said they didn't want Kamen Rider to be talked about in this thread I'd stop. But it seems to be just one autistic anon bitching because he doesn't like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:45:07 No.12915329 >>12915322 >I better repeat the same question because he told me off so that I don't look like a fool! >>12915323 That's impossible since we now have backseat mods again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:45:22 No.12915330 >>12915253 >>12915319 Everyone to the Janetbunker, I'm bringing the beer and vidya.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:45:26 No.12915331 >>12915323 Were it so easy, Anon Were it so easy

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:46:14 No.12915334

>>12915257
>unattractive and unsuccessful

One morning, you will wake up and notice your room has been cleaned. The clothes you had strewn around all over the floor neatly folded in the closet. The cans, pizzaboxes and paper wrappers all disposed off.

It will be confusing, perhaps even scary as you will hear soft humming from the rest of your home. Yet you will be oddly curious.

After putting your now clean clothes on and taking five minutes to build up some courage you move to the living room. Finding a freshly made breakfast consisting of beacon, eggs and beacon and a newspaper where various job offers have been circled with a red marker.

Before getting a chance to wonder what is going on, a cute looking kikimora who has a face full of determination will enter the living room. Only to announce that she is your maid and for you to enjoy your breakfast.

You are her new project anon, she doesn't care that you are a jobless slob that hates himself. She will turn you into a succesfull person, and show you what you are capable off. And the unatractive part? She already has a plan to solve that, and it involves long intensive nights in your bedroom after which demonic energy will do the rest.

Good luck anon, it's going to be one hell of a ride.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:47:01 No.12915337 >>12915328 It's always one kid. It may even be the same one who complained about MGs that were genderbent from preexisting characters and posted Reimu and Marisa pics.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:47:06 No.12915338 >>12915329 >I don't want to answer the question because the answer is no

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:47:13 No.12915339 >>12915322 Stuff like GARO and Dog Days were brought up on minor occasions. Does that designate these threads as appreciation threads for those series by your standards?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:47:17 No.12915340 >>12915330 And now we're locking ourselves in with a bunker buster AND an alp! Great. Someone invite a lilim so we can come out even more screwed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:47:47 No.12915343 >>12915334 >a freshly made breakfast consisting of beacon, eggs and beacon and a newspaper Sounds healthy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:48:24 No.12915346 >>12915338 >I'm going to word my sentence to strawman Just leave already, you're not welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:48:33 No.12915347 >>12914888 I like shorties. I also like foxes, and I like smugness.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:48:51 No.12915348 >>12915334 Or he gets fucked and a Beelzebub moves in.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:49:10 No.12915350 >>12915340 Alp? What alp?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:49:22 No.12915351 >>12915337 Just like it's one who doesn't like amazon, or Beelzebub, or clare. You're not even trying. >>12915346 >>>/m/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:49:43 No.12915352 >>12915334 Anyone remember that story about a Kiki's diary with her master and him slowly slipping into depression until he killed himself? That's what will probably happen to that anon here.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:50:29 No.12915354

>>12915348
This is more likely. If he's lucky he'll get a devil bug or akaname instead though. We always seem to forget that kikimora adopting slobs are fringe cases; they tend to go after successful men and make them even more successful. You know, like actual maids.

>>12915350
This is exactly what an alp would say. I'm onto you, girly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:50:29 No.12915355 >>12915295 >Pick out three random posts >Sex with the Tsun Phoenix >MGs trying to steal a dude's underwear >Slime waifu Yup, yup, nothing to do with what this thread talks about at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:50:33 No.12915356 >>12915352 Does anyone have that saved? It sounds dark and I need it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:51:03 No.12915357 >>12915351 >I'll keep telling him to leave! You're not even in the right, kid. Why not calm down and go to another board? Or are you so hellbent on staying here and enforcing your rules and tastes?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:51:34 No.12915359 >>12915356 It's in the writefag collection in the OP. Sad shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:51:41 No.12915360 >>12915354 I think it would be the ultimate wet dream of a kikimora to fix up a slob.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:51:43 No.12915361 >>12915354 >Being a bro makes you an Alp Dude, I have a waifu. That ain't cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:51:54 No.12915363 >>12915357 You go to YOUR fucking board and talk all you want about kamen rider there.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:52:22 No.12915365

>>12915351
Yeah, I was thinking it was Amazonbitch-kun too. His hallmark always was plenty of use of logical fallacies and abrasive argument styles that generally did more harm for what he was arguing than actually convincing people he was right.

Only trolls or the highly autistic (in a literal sense) do that on a persistent basis, and Amazonbitch was one of those few.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:52:57 No.12915366 >>12915351 Not that guy, or the guy you mentioned. But Clare is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:53:53 No.12915368 >>12915355 I think you're ignoring they were wasting image post on kamenshit. That's why I quoted those anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:54:57 No.12915370 >>12915368 >Wasting image posts >Only 3 of those posts had images >One of which was still a Monster Girl Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh...

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:55:16 No.12915371

>>12915363
>I'll keep repeating the same shit even though people keep telling me off!
You done? Or are you going to parrot yourself some more? It's only a matter of time until the janitor comes and carpet bombs every one of your posts.

>>12915368
Have you ever thought of asking them to politely delete their posts instead of acting like an insufferable asshole? Oh wait, you're incapable of that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:55:22 No.12915372 >>12915343 atleast it doesn't have any spam in it.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:56:39 No.12915373

>>12915371
>Carpet Bombs every one of your posts
Just to say anon, I'm on your side, I like talking about Kamen Rider as it relates to MGs, but the thing is, it's not just every one of HIS posts that's gonna get deleted.

It's every last one of all our posts.
There is no "Right" or "Wrong" in the eyes of the janitor.

Just shitposting faggots to be cleared away.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:57:29 No.12915375

>>12915354
I like to think that there are plenty of kikimora's out there looking for "projects" to work on. Besides they are in need of a husband aswell, and finding one in MGC is hard these days.

>>12915348
Shush now, no need to make the poor anon feel any worse about his life.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:57:36 No.12915376 >>12915371 I did >>12912599.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:58:04 No.12915378 >>12915373 I know Janet's going to delete my posts as well. I've seen this happen many times before, I just forgot to mention my posts and a few others as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:58:58 No.12915382 >>12915373 >I like talking about Kamen Rider as it relates to MGs, Fucking how?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:59:15 No.12915384 >>12915376 So because they didn't listen, and took up your PRECIOUS image space, you decided to become some crusader? Grow the fuck up. This isn't Burger King.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:59:18 No.12915385 >>12914790 Chimera sounds adorable I suppose

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 17:59:48 No.12915388

>>12915360
>I think it would be the ultimate wet dream of a kikimora to fix up a slob.
Well...
>They especially prefer diligent workers, but perhaps because of their innate officious nature, many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go.
You can interpret it that way, but one would think they prefer diligence for a reason. Still, from that quote we know it's easier to get a kikimora if you're not a shit; beelzebub, akaname and devil bug would all be more likely since as a majority they DO like the conditions already present. Past that we slip into headcanon.

>>12915361
>Dude, I have a waifu.
Stage one, huh? It's okay dudebro, you're still fine, we just don't need too much sexual frustration in the rape bunker is all.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:00:10 No.12915389 >>12915376 That's passive aggressively telling him you faggot. Holy shit do you not know what the difference between passive aggressive and polite is?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:01:58 No.12915392 >>12915389 Apparently not, as explained through his numerous posts.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:02:03 No.12915393

>>12915382
Do you just see the words "Kamen Rider" and instantly think "OFF TOPIC BAN BAN BAN"?
Do you actually read what any of the posts say? Hell, just look at this one, picked out 3 posts from that list, and all of them contained talk about MG Shenanigans. >>12915355

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:02:13 No.12915394 I swear, enforced posting ID's just sounds better and better with each passing day >>12915334 Jokes on her, I've already been cleaning out my room and trying to get my life on track. Not that I wouldn't appreciate the help, far from it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:02:28 No.12915397 >>12915384 >>12915389 Doesn't matter what you say, this is the monstergirl thread, not the let's drool over kaito, souta and their manliness thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:03:31 No.12915401 >>12915393 >>12915397

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:04:11 No.12915403 >>12915397 >I'll bring up the title of the thread to look smart! Fun fact: there's MG related content in Kamen Rider. Grow. Up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:04:15 No.12915404 >>12915397 >Hello my name is anon and I can't read I don't give a shit about what you people are bitching about, I'm calling you out as a retard because you don't know what passive aggressive means.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:05:19 No.12915406 >>12915352 I just went and read it. Sad little story. Shows what society can do to somoene when he does something not accepted.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:05:20 No.12915407

>>12915397
>>12915401
They were still talking about how MGs would find it appealing. Are we not allowed to talk about how MGs might like something? How it might appeal to them?

Or are we only allowed to talk about how they're just dick-sucking sluts who we can get our rocks off to?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:05:47 No.12915409 >>12915388 >Stage One The fuck are you talking about? You're the one who keeps talking about Alps. Unless you were an Alp yourself all along. Let's stop this here, please. I don't want to roleplay, much less as an Alp. Gay shit is gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:06:53 No.12915411 >>12915409 Fine. Bring the gaems but leave the beer. We really don't need anything getting that wurm excited. Why was she even invited?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:07:14 No.12915412 >>12915403 Go away. >>12915404 I'm sorry I didn't ask to suck his dick and called him sempai before I asked him to delete his pic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:08:11 No.12915416 >>12912369 Yeah, but...I'm lazy. I still gotta finish a sequel for an Oomukade drug addiction story and a Tanuki financial domination story.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:08:34 No.12915417 >>12915412 >"Hey could you please remember to delete your pic so we don't get stuck in limbo?" Not that fucking hard retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:08:51 No.12915419 >>12915412 >Anon directly contradicts amazonbitch's assertion for kamen rider not belonging here >amazonbitch ignores logic and just parrots the same response over and over Sasuga, amazonbitch-kun

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:09:17 No.12915420 >>12915411 She's actually a surprisingly skilled electrician, she just doesn't know much about anything else

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:09:20 No.12915421 >>12915412 >He keeps bringing up points! I better tell him to go away! This isn't Burger King, sonny boy. Go find your own board to muck in.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:10:09 No.12915424 >>12915411 >>12915420 We can't leave her outside, man. The radiation from the Janetnuke will make her scaly skin shed and itch like fuck later.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:10:15 No.12915425

>>12915407
>they're just dick-sucking sluts who we can get our rocks off to?

That's what they are. That is not to say we don't do a million other things with them, I was thoroughly enjoying the hellhound and blind shota story. The problem is not monstergirls, it's the JUSTICEspamming faggots.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:11:29 No.12915427 >>12915424 Wurms are stronk though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:11:49 No.12915429 >>12915221 I don't really believe it but I'm still never gonna write in one of those contests or go to the irc.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:13:00 No.12915431

>>12915420
>She's actually a surprisingly skilled electrician
Well yeah, it's a lot easier to get skilled when you don't care how much current goes to ground through your body.

>>12915424
Give her an umbrella and a scarf to tie over her face, she'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:13:14 No.12915432 >>12915424 Well I figured she would be in the bunker with everyone already. Who else is stupidly-smart about electronics and can fix up broken TVs, PCs, and game consoles?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:13:33 No.12915433

>>12915419
Sorry, not him.

>>12915421
You can't deny facts, this is not /m/, this is not the kamen rider thread, and they need to fuck off. Oh, and they won't go alp for you because you defended them, they have more sense than that, I'd like to think. If you mean what you say, how about next thread I start posting all the damn futa and implied vore I want? You gonna keep quiet then? Hypocrites, all of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:14:10 No.12915434 >>12915432 I want to see her out electricity an over zealous thunderbird.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:14:58 No.12915435 >>12915425 >Yes, but still no. Dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:15:12 No.12915436 >>12915323 That is the only time I've seen a chicken not being an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:16:07 No.12915439 >>12915433 >Still ignoring what everyone's pointing out You're almost as bad AS Amazonbitch. And posting Futa and Vore won't make you look right and would only prove we're right about you being a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:16:20 No.12915440 >>12915433 Christ stop whining about a stupid show. You sound like a child that's upset about some kids talking about stuff he doesn't like.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:17:33 No.12915443 >>12915435 Okayyy, I would not stand in the way of someone writing a story about a miner wurm and gnome who are best friends and has absolutely no smut. Is that what you wanted to hear?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:17:39 No.12915444 >>12915440 Let's call him "Kidbitch" or "Bitchkid-kun" from now on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:18:11 No.12915445 >>12915440 >You sound like a child that's upset about some kids talking about stuff he doesn't like. >Implying that's not exactly what he is. >Implying that's not exactly what every single argument in this thread since ever boils down to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:18:57 No.12915448 >>12915257 God I hate how most people in these threads are so busy with self loathing that they completely ignore what MGs originally were supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:19:01 No.12915449 >>12911414 >>12911349 >>12912269 >>12912305 Some people actually liked it? That's nice, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:19:29 No.12915451 >>12915439 >>12915440 Okay then goddamnit, answer me. Is this the kamen rider thread? Is this the place for 3D guys who pretend to be superheroes? Is this the place for /m/ shit? YES OR NO?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:20:36 No.12915452 >>12915444 And I shall call you accuser kun, and oneguy kun form now on.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:21:17 No.12915454 File: 1.06 MB, 1280x720, You mad though.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915451 >I'm going to repeat the same thing I already asked. Before you have a panic attack, I'll delete it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:21:39 No.12915455 >>12915432 >>12915431 >>12915427 Wurms are truly a miracle, ain't they? Oh, I almost forgot to distribute your gasmasks. Check your straps and filters, gentlemen. Janetnuke is estimated to arrive within the evening.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:21:42 No.12915456 >>12915439 See, hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:21:55 No.12915459 >>12915451 >Parrot >Parrot >Parrot Bitchkid-kun, just shutup up already. >>12915452 >oneguy-kun That would be more fitting for you, MR. I'm the only guy here complaining about Kamen Rider even though it has content relating to the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:22:44 No.12915463 >>12915454 Answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:23:06 No.12915464 >>12915456 >They would be hypocrites if I posted vore and futa! >Which is against board rules

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:23:59 No.12915465 >>12915463 No. I have no reason to prove myself to a retard that doesn't know the difference between polite and passive aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:24:23 No.12915466 >>12915459 What content? Some bitch in a suit who is supposedly a slimegirl? Why is it do hard for you to stay in your own damn board, one guy kun?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:25:19 No.12915469 >>12915455 All this bunker talk kinda makes me miss Fallout-kun More post-apocalyptic MG stories when?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:25:25 No.12915470 >>12915466 >One Guy Kun >Several times now there've been 3-5 rapid-fire posts all telling you to shut up. Can we please stop feeding the bitch now?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:25:48 No.12915471

>>12915451
Is your autistic mind not capable of grasping the fact that there is such thing as topic overlap, and not everything is an absolute dichotomy, amazonbitch-kun? Or should we:

>Send all mg manga discussion to /a/
>Send all mg artfags to the creative boards
>Send all spooky mg topics to /x/
>Send all discussion of MG sexytimes to /e/, /h/, and /d/
>Send all writefags to /lit/

etc

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:26:05 No.12915476 File: 150 KB, 1600x1200, Erubathe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915466 Well, Onebitch-kun, being a slime IS related to the thread since SLIMES ARE MGS.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:26:24 No.12915478 >>12915464 Like I said, implied. Maybe I should follow that guy's example and post touhous. Is that against the rules? >>12915465 Because you know you have no justification.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:26:48 No.12915479 >>12915448 Cute? Because I like to think cute. >>12915443 I don't even know man. That does sound comfy and fun to read though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:27:24 No.12915480 >>12915476 Everyone seems to be getting a threadname. I want one.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:28:11 No.12915481 >>12915476 Except it's some 3D bitch in a suit, so no, not related.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:28:47 No.12915483 >>12915448 Face it man, most people here are bottom of the barrel here, where only the most desperate MGs would look for.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:29:13 No.12915487 >>12915449 Why wouldn't we?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:29:16 No.12915488 >>12915478 Depending on the Touhou it's off topic from the thread itself. So yes. Onebitch-kun. >>12915470 We probably should, since he's not getting any message through it empty skull.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:29:54 No.12915489 File: 135 KB, 900x900, fattypillar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915257 >Fat Monstergirl Sounds good to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:30:05 No.12915490 >>12915481 So you're saying that the suit actor is really the character? Or are you saying this because you have no idea what the character is?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:30:40 No.12915492 >>12915481 >3D Still a MG you fedora wearing fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:31:26 No.12915493 >>12915488 Yeah well, get back to /m/, spandex faggotry is calling your name kamenfaggot. >inb4 im not a kamenfag just a white knight Yeah well get lost.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:31:46 No.12915494

>>12915483
This. This is the truth.

We are scum. Y'know how even in the MGE, it's pointed out that even the sluttiest MG would not go for "Scum of the Earth"? Well guess what, WE ALL QUALIFY!

Your "Waifu"? If she were real, she'd take one glance at you, and double over, trying to stop herself from vomiting at the thought of being with you, or that you're even attracted to her. She'd consider it an insult more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:31:50 No.12915495 >>12915489 >Feed your waifu to make her big and fat >The fatter she gets the healthier she comes out of the coccoon This might be the one short period of time I'd welcome fatties. Also, is it just me or is her body too short?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:32:31 No.12915496 >>12915480 You can be friend-kun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:32:39 No.12915497 >>12915490 >>12915490 >>12915492 I'm done, fuck you and fuck off, you keep posting kamen rider I will keep telling you to fuck off. You don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:32:43 No.12915498 >>12915493 >parroting Onebich-kun, learn some new things.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:33:11 No.12915500 >>12915494 >WE ALL QUALIFY! No, bandits and other shitlords still get women that want to make projects of them. It's left ambiguous as to what "scum of the earth" is but we aren't THAT far down.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:33:35 No.12915501 >>12915497 >Told status: rekt

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:34:12 No.12915504 >>12915497 >I'm the only person here with a problem >You don't belong here Stop being such an entitled child piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:34:19 No.12915505 >>12915500 Oh but we are anon. We are.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:35:55 No.12915510 >>12915501 >told

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:36:16 No.12915513

>>12915494
Honestly if some MG told me she loved me I'd encourage her to forget about me or for someone to NTR her from me.

I can't satisfy her and I know that, if she can find love with a man who can I'd be fine with that.

I'm just not meant to be someones lover.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:37:08 No.12915514 >>12915504 That's you, thinking you get to do whatever the fuck you want in the thread because you like something. That doesn't even go here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:37:09 No.12915515 >>12915513 You're a good man anon. If for no other reason than acknowledging you're not, you are.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:37:53 No.12915517 File: 169 KB, 457x381, 1418584349038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915483 >>12915494

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:38:11 No.12915518 >Oh god please let it be over soon. >9 Threads between this one and deletion >Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:38:38 No.12915519 >>12915514 >I can do whatever the fuck I want because I don't like something

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:39:12 No.12915522 >>12915517 Yes, exactly right. That is the exact face your "Waifu" would make when she should be so unfortunate as to lay eyes on you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:40:54 No.12915529 >>12915483 >>12915494 >Normalfags >Wanting monstergirls The MGs wouldn't really have a choice. It's either us or getting in trouble with the law and the world's governments for trying to actually rape a normal person on the street.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:42:06 No.12915534 >>12915529 >Implying they wouldn't master modern kidnapping techniques. >Implying they'd settle for us. >Implying robbing a sperm bank isn't better than us.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:42:08 No.12915535 >>12915522 Normie pls.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:43:01 No.12915539 >>12915196 Filter anyone that's not as sad and pathetic as me, of course. I don't want anyone who will try and 'make me better' or force me to be a social butterfly. This is neither the time nor the place for healing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:43:07 No.12915540 >>12915535 >Me >A normie I'm not normal, I'm just extremely self-depreciative!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:43:54 No.12915542 >>12915534 Hell I bet animals would be a better pick than us.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:45:30 No.12915547 File: 609 KB, 600x800, 1404624313342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915449 Yandere monstergirls are olev, especially the ones least likely to be presented as yanderes. Also, you've come a long way since greentext mang.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:46:26 No.12915549 >>12915542 >Animals I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a complete degenerate who actually wanted to see some Monster Girl X Feral Monster Bestiality.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:46:33 No.12915550

>>12915534

>People realize men are disappearing
>They link the incidents to monstergirls because they're already known for kidnapping people in the past

>They rob sperm banks
>Get treated as criminals for trying to passively reduce mankind's population (kinda ridiculous, but let's take it into consideration as well)

>They're either locked up, shot dead or straight up kicked out of countries in both cases

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:46:55 No.12915553 >>12915505 goddammit anon, I really hate you right now

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:47:44 No.12915555 >>12915547 How many good yanderes do we have in stories right now? I haven't seen much in months.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:47:50 No.12915556 >>12915553 As well you should! We are all of us, very worthy of utter hatred. >>12915550 Eh, I'm sure decent, normal guys wouldn't last against charm magic or shit for that long.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:48:42 No.12915557 >>12915553 For what? Saying the truth about most anons in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:50:11 No.12915560 >>12915557 No, for being a whiny little bitch who outright refuses to accept anything positive or happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:50:14 No.12915561 >>12915556 Trust me anon, if Monstergirls tried to do that shit to humans without our consent, we'd nuke them off the face of the Earth. We're experts on killing the shit out of things we don't like.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:51:02 No.12915564 I wonder what kind of articles you'd find in a magazine written by and for MGs as well as ads.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:51:19 No.12915566 File: 191 KB, 1000x862, 1421365879279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Y'know what. Fuck everything.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:51:48 No.12915570

>>12915555
There are the ones in TheGreens' stories, that Werewolf from Hetzers story (I wish to see more of her, but Hetzer is AWOL.).

Dans harem in Vengeance, that Shirohebi in Yananons incomplete story, and that Shirohebi is Tarreks incomplete wedding story.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:52:29 No.12915573 >>12915560 Not even that anon. I just know I'm FAR bellow a monsters standards, and I'm fine with that as long as they're happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:52:40 No.12915574 >>12915564 >Ads Well, you can find those in the MGEWG2. Among them include an ad for an MG-Run Hot Spring, a Werewolf Operated Butchershop, a Holstaur Farm and a Café Specializing in Prisoner Fruit Products.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:53:21 No.12915578 >>12915555 What's your definition of 'good?'

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:53:32 No.12915580 >>12915566 Okay?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:53:42 No.12915581 >>12915560 >Refuses to accept anything positive or happy. I look at pictures of Anubis Waifu, and I try and be happy, but dear god, shit in this thread sometimes makes it hard to think of anything less than how pathetic we all are.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:55:09 No.12915584 >>12915580 It's Kamen Rider related.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:55:56 No.12915585 >>12915578 The ones that don't kill people at random or go full "muh lovelovelovelove"?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:56:08 No.12915586

So you want to be left alone by monstegirls forever do you? Well allright, all you have to do is get married to one before Eros, goddess of love. Then, NTR her. Eros will curse you and you will not be loved by any MG ever again. May or may not apply to human women as well, consult your local lich before using this treatment.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:57:11 No.12915587 >>12915584 It's a monstergirl. I don't mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:57:56 No.12915589 >>12915585 >kill people at random That's more of a yangire trait than anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 18:59:25 No.12915596 >>12915586 >implying monsters would even think about marrying an anon from this thread. I needed that joke.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:01:19 No.12915605

>>12915573
There are monsters who would fucking target sad little shits like you.
The whole premise of MGE is that they don't give a shit how useless, unhealthy, depressed, poor and/or dumb a man is.

You are just actively trying to make yourself unhappy, even in fiction. And really, that is absolutely retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:02:13 No.12915607 File: 91 KB, 1179x912, 1417102458310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You need a fucking hug.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:02:17 No.12915608 Fuck ya'all I am going to be happy with my Wurm waifu no matter how you much you all you hate yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:02:39 No.12915609 >>12915605 Because we know we don't deserve to be happy. And you know it too anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:03:32 No.12915613 >>12915607 Meant for >>12915596

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:03:43 No.12915615 >>12915605 Anon you don't need to lie. I know I wouldn't be wanted and that's okay with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:04:00 No.12915616 >>12915607 That stupid dog's makin' me look bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:04:14 No.12915617 File: 242 KB, 1000x1000, LOEEEEEEEN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12915608 What about your daugtheru?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:05:12 No.12915619 >>12915613 I don't need a hug.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:05:35 No.12915621 File: 1.10 MB, 3000x5000, 1401020979709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ideas for her?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:05:41 No.12915622 >>12915617 I think loving her goes without saying as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:06:48 No.12915625 >>12915621 Spats We gotta push spats

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:07:00 No.12915626 >>12915621 Like colors? Standard Bald Eagle and Lion coloring.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:07:37 No.12915629 >>12915625 She's already in short-shorts, which are great. But spats would work well with that sports top she's in already.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:08:55 No.12915632 >>12915629 Exactly. I've got nothing against sport tops or shot shorts, but the top comes in a combo

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:08:55 No.12915633 >>12915621 Story wise? A maid. A submissive maid.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:09:40 No.12915634

Some kind of inter dimensional portal or something happened, and our world was connected to a world filled with monster girls. They promptly invaded while we were busy poking at it because men had become exceedingly rare on their world.
We fought a war against them and we lost, and now you're a counselor working for the integration program. You deal with both humans and monster girls, you've been met with your hardest case yet.

She's a dragon, she's supposed to be big, powerful and regal, but she was part of the initial foray into our world and she was forced to kill a man in self defense. She can't remember what he looks like, it all happened so fast, but every time she sees a man she remembers the life she took and she has a complete breakdown.
How do you try to help her, and does it end with her being your waifu?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:10:30 No.12915635

>>12915621
Grey/light grey feathers and fur, and a bronze/brown color for the arms.
When people were conjuring a backstory for the Griffon, there was a mention of her being yandere and haughty, is anyone willing to explain that to me?
>>12915633
Aftyn already did that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:10:57 No.12915636 >>12915633 That's what she is. That's what's being written. Feel free to join .less in begging for it to be written faster.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:11:02 No.12915637 >>12915619 Sure you don't. Get him, girls, he's all yours. Leave no spot uncuddled. http://i.imgur.com/2x9m7J6.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:11:13 No.12915638 >>12915633 Then you would probably love this story http://pastebin.com/zhdfKaG5

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:12:03 No.12915640 >>12915635 This, I like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:12:15 No.12915642 >>12915636 >Feel free to join .less in begging for it to be written faster. ..what

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:12:17 No.12915643 >>12915621 As far as colors go, >>12915626 has the right idea, though a little rich crimson tossed in would make it pop Story ideas? Maybe something about her day job as a Delivery Girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:13:44 No.12915646 >>12915637 They shouldn't touch garbage, it's not sanitary. Besides, I can hug myself just fine

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:14:01 No.12915647 >>12915642 .less really, really wants Aftyn to finish writing the next story in the tales of the Griffon Maid.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:14:22 No.12915649 >>12915636 We clearly don't have enough. Someone write more griffin maids asap

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:14:40 No.12915651 >>12915634 Probably through a mix of psychology, hypno-therapy, and a medical green card. If we have a Lich or a medium on staff, maybe have her talk things out with the deceased?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:15:04 No.12915652 >>12915637 Man just imagine being cuddled by like 3 Yetis at once or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:15:17 No.12915653 File: 249 KB, 850x1202, 309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dark Priest is best waifu, and our pizza is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:15:43 No.12915654 File: 82 KB, 500x667, 1402903374092.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best bat reclaims this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:15:56 No.12915655 Can't we do more with Griffons aside from making them submissive meidos?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:16:24 No.12915657 >>12915634 >>12915651 >lich Just bring the guy back and have them get married >hey, sorry about the whole killing you thing >it's ok, sorry about the whole trying to kill you first thing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:16:33 No.12915658 >>12915653 Those nipples are perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:16:43 No.12915659 >>12915654 >Continuation never

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:16:49 No.12915660 >>12915653 I'm too tired to argue with that. I just want to fall asleep and never wake up again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:16:55 No.12915661 >>12915652 That's a forbidden mindbreak technique right there. My braind would be liquid within seconds.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:16:57 No.12915662 >>12915653 >microwave pizza >awesome Well actually...

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:17:17 No.12915665

>>12915634
I think hypno-therapy would be the best course of action. Try and bring the memories to the forefront, so that she can better confront and overcome them.

Wouldn't waifu her though. As if I'm good enough for a dragon. Honestly, don't make me laugh at myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:17:38 No.12915666 >>12915653 Is it New York style? Because I'm not eating cardboard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:18:21 No.12915668 >>12915646 Nigger you ain't leaving this room until those 3 ladies are satisfied. I'll leave you kids to your devices now, enjoy. I'm locking the door too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:18:47 No.12915670 >>12915621 It remebers me that until today Pegasus doesn't received a decent color.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:19:18 No.12915672 >>12915616 Fuck you man I didn't want a Courage dog-girl in my mind. I'm alping you for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:19:57 No.12915676 >>12915666 Chicago Style you Motherfucker. >>12915662 >not liking microwave pizza >>12915660 May your afterlife be filled with your cousins junk, you pest.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:20:09 No.12915678 >>12915655 It's why I suggested >>12915643 >tfw you never order pizza more often just to chitchat with the perky upbeat delivery-griffon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:20:17 No.12915679 >>12915668 I don't deserve a hug.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:21:09 No.12915682 >>12915676 >Chicago style >good Its a fucking casserole. And New York style is flat bread so it sucks too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:21:19 No.12915684 >>12915676 Whatever man. I just don't care anymore.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:21:50 No.12915685

>>12915581
People are better than what you see, I think. There's going to be people not posting who are perfectly civil.

Just think happy thoughts, Anon. Like lounging back on the couch, watching TV or playing vidya while your anubis waifu lies back on top of you. At first she might be a bit fidgety, not used to just sitting down and lazing around.
That's why it'd be your royal duty to pamper her. Hug her from behind, hike up her shirt and start rubbing her belly like there's no tomorrow. Use your forefinger to circle her navel, even as you use your other hand to cup and caress the underside of her breast. Maybe even be so bold as to wrap your legs around her waist, securing her body to yours so you can rub and tease at her crotch with your feet.
And of course, no lazy afternoon would be complete without you kissing and blowing hot breath onto her sensitive, twitching ears. Give it a few minutes, and she might even just fall asleep on top of you. Then you'd be left with your anubis waifu sprawled on top of you, bunched up to the arms and legs you have cradling her, softly snoring, all safe and content because her husbando is there for her.

Oh whoops I wrote a thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:23:13 No.12915687 >>12915653 Seeing this just makes me want more readable MG VNs It's really too bad the thread-borne project fell through

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:23:46 No.12915689 >>12915684 Good. >>12915682 I'm laughing, hard, at your shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:24:48 No.12915690 >>12915687 >anon >following through on anything Those days are over.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:26:21 No.12915694 >>12915687 And guess who you have to blame for that. Did you guess Bob and Less? You'd be right!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:27:01 No.12915697 >>12915676 The "actually..." signified that he was going to say it was bad, but then he realized it's actually good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:28:34 No.12915699 >>12915685 ...thank you anon. That...actually did make me smile. Are you Trachyon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:28:47 No.12915701 >>12915694 Nigger don't start with that I was part of said project, and it fell through because no one showed up for the second and following meetings, plain and simple

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:29:35 No.12915702 >>12915694 Give me the details, anon.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:30:57 No.12915705

>>12915701

The original one. Not the second one. The one where .Less was the only drawfag and the "writing talent" was a bunch of pre-teens + Bob.

>>12915702

Go look up whatever ELH said on the subject on /a/. Was pretty cut and dry. It's why, to this day, that Bob hates him.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:31:16 No.12915706 have fun with your waifus anons. bye

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:31:18 No.12915707 >>12915694 Actually, it was ELH's doing. >>12915701 IIRC that was the second project.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:31:33 No.12915708 >>12915699 Yep. This anubis thing is the hole I've dug myself into, it seems. I should do something about that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:32:56 No.12915713 >>12915708 I don't see any reason to. Still the best stuff I've read on here, always manages to bring a smile to my face. Thank you again Sempai.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:33:12 No.12915714 >>12915706 Did he shoot himself?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:33:32 No.12915715 >>12915707 > Bailing from a failure-in-progress means it's all that person's fault. You are aware that LDR was also a part of that and that >she too left in short order? But no, you'll just claim memehate as per usual.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:36:05 No.12915721

>>12915715
Nah, LDR left when no progress was being made.

ELH had an autistic shitfit, not unlike when he banned everyone from the IRC and deleted shit related to EMG. He didn't get his way and did everything in his power to shit on the project. He's a textbook case of narcissism.

Due to being mostly college kids with more ideas that motivation, the project stagnated and died shortly thereafter.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:36:36 No.12915723 >>12915713 Oh, Anonlich? Any more flattery and I might get to developing myself an ego. A bigger one, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:36:44 No.12915724 >>12915715 >memehate My hate for bob is genuine.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:36:45 No.12915725 >>12915705 >>12915715 >>12915707 The last thing we need to do is dig up old drama. Please stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:36:49 No.12915726 >>12915721 Hi BIDF. Are we boogeymaning ELH today?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:37:05 No.12915727 >>12915707 >>12915715 I was a part of it too and no one did anything. You guys are all talks and no work.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:38:24 No.12915731 >>12915706 Anon...? Anon, respond. ANON, GOD DAMMIT, THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY! Motherfucker. YOU! >>12915714 HEAD OVER AND INVESTIGATE! FIND HIM!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:39:45 No.12915733 >>12915727 And you are?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:39:54 No.12915734 >>12915723 >? That is correct. And I can't help but flatter you. Love all the stuff you've written, always brings a smile to my face and makes my heart flutter. You're the reason I'm so in love with Anubis, and I thank you for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:40:30 No.12915736 >>12915731 There's gore all over the walls and ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:40:43 No.12915738 >>12915733 I could ask you the same thing. I pretty much put the thing together, only to see it burn to the ground after ELH jumped on board.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:40:53 No.12915740 >>12915727 So noone did anything, including ELH and he got mad, so hes blaming Bob and less or did I somehow get this wrong? What did he do anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:41:51 No.12915743 >>12915740 >What did he do anyway Became self-proclaimed leader and sent the project off the deep end when everyone hated his shitty ideas

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:42:27 No.12915744 >>12915738 No one important. >>12915740 Yes, after a week or two everyone started to appear less and less until the drama happened. ELH made another group which did worse, got less stuff done, while the old group just vanished

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:42:50 No.12915747

>>12915155

I choose to ignore PsychoFox in the channel because he's an annoying little prat who likes to blame me for virtually everything that gets leaked in to here from the IRC when more times than not i'm spending 10+ hours of my work day doing inventory audits.

He's like the annoying little mosquito that won't die, or on the other hand, is like those little shits that Pennywise used in Stephen King's It to kill the nihilistic faggot that was part of Henry Bowers' greaser gang.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:43:16 No.12915748 >>12915743 I mean like writing, or doing art stuff or maybe even supply funds or resources? Anything at all?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:44:28 No.12915753 >>12915748 There was one drawfag which is less, two colorfags, and the rest of the writers were given one character to write.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:44:34 No.12915754 >>12915740 https://archive.moe/a/thread/103164980/#103171308 B-But we should just keep calling him a shitlord right?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:45:04 No.12915755 >>12915747 Bollocks how about you get off your high horse and fuck off, not a single person likes you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:45:45 No.12915756 >>12915736 God damn, it's the third one this week. I'm sending secondary units to mop it up. I want the body bagged and tagged and the press away from the scene. I'm heading out to inform his waifu-to-be of the incident.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:46:06 No.12915758 >>12915753 >One drawfag Wow. I'm surprised less survived it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:46:32 No.12915760 >>12915755 I was just clarifying the situation. I'm not begging you people to like me. Nicely rustled your jimmies, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:46:45 No.12915761 >>12915489 You and I are friends now

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:47:20 No.12915762 >>12915754 I still fail to see ELHs contributions to this apart from making a post. Just a lot of fingerpointing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:47:44 No.12915765 >>12915756 He deserved it , he was weak.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:48:39 No.12915768 >>12915762 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:49:05 No.12915769 Who was NiceDaemonette? I see him/her/it while meandering around on /m/.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:49:23 No.12915770

>>12915754
ELH is an autistic shitlord, yes.

The amount of the bias in that post still amazes me to this day. His ushi-oni was a mary sue piece of shit just like his lilim and the only time people were argumentative is when ELH tried to enforce his rules and design on everyone.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:49:45 No.12915772 >>12915758 If it's one thing I'll give .Less credit to, it's the fact that the kid's a trooper

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:49:57 No.12915774 >>12912758 Oh crap, all i have is a pair of pants and a ultra greatsword. (darksouls 2) I would hunt for my waifu then go take on the church.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:50:44 No.12915776 >>12915770 Hi SnowDrake

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:51:00 No.12915779 >>12915770 >mary sue piece of shit Don't get me fucking started. Every single one of his stories are some sort of 'special snowflake' femdom heavy monster girl turned nice, innocent Mary Sue. It's fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:51:09 No.12915780 >>12915770 ELH is the worst

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:52:37 No.12915783 >>12915769 Oh god no. ND is, in a word, vapid. He/she makes tons and tons of posts replying to practically everyone in a thread and the content of her replies amounts to basically nothing. She/he isn't malicious, just obnoxiously simple.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:53:43 No.12915788 >>12915754 >Chupa-chans inception >Marche >GreedyGirls >Seafoam ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:54:57 No.12915791 >>12915783 Well shit, I now know what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:58:27 No.12915805 >The next page of the panty raid guidebook hasn't been found yet Why aren't you assholes looking, I have a great need!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:59:11 No.12915807 >>12915469 Dammit I can't find the screencap with the Death Claw Monster Girl. That was great.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 19:59:47 No.12915809 >>12915779 I disagree.

>>	Seafoam Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:00:56 No.12915814 >>12915788 >Seafoam Guys, c'mon. I even reported in like last week saying I wasn't dead. Pretty Human finale status: Rough draft:100% Rewrite:40% Editing:20% Patching:99.99% http://imgur.com/2DOTnuV Expected release date: SOON

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:02:43 No.12915816 Depression is nothing but a cry for attention. Thankfully monsters would know that and just fuck the guy silly for being an attention whore.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:03:06 No.12915817 >>12915814 >SOON (TM)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:03:17 No.12915819 >>12915814 >seafoam >getting things done Never, Half Life 3 will come out first.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:04:08 No.12915821 >>12915816 >Depression is nothing but a cry for attention While I disagree with that statement in general, you are very likely correct in the case of the anons whining earlier.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:04:43 No.12915823 >>12915779 Because we have to follow KC's lore by the book, amirite?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:05:55 No.12915826

>>12915816
The V is a panacea for all ills.

Man is depressed? Give him the V.
Man is a sack of shit? V until he's the most motivated fucker on the face of the planet.
Man dying of a terminal disease? Your prescription is the V until you turn incubus.
Woman does any of the above? Turn her into a monster and let her give the V.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:06:15 No.12915827 >>12915821 >"I'M GONNA FUCK THE SAD RIGHT OUT OF YOU HUSBAND."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:06:24 No.12915828 >>12915816 What do you call trying anything you'd think would make you feel like you're entertained or having fun, but don't actually feel anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:07:08 No.12915830 >>12915827 >"I'M GONNA FUCK THE SAD RIGHT OUT OF YOU HUSBAND." >"No, please-" >"AND THE FEAR TOO."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:08:12 No.12915831 >>12915755 Pretty sure there were people that liked his Manticore shit. Or at least pretended to.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:08:56 No.12915833 >>12915828 Being bored.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:09:33 No.12915835

>>12915816
>Depression is nothing but a cry for attention
I disagree, but

>Thankfully monsters would know that and just fuck the guy silly
Is right on the money

>"C'mon honey, your body is just lacking in dopamine and serotonin right now"
>"But I know a great way to fix that~"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:09:46 No.12915836 >>12915830 Fearboner achieved. Anyone else imagine a hellhound?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:10:22 No.12915839 >>12915779 Protagonists are always special snowflakes in some way across media, anon. >>12915814 Splendid.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:11:50 No.12915843 >>12915826 But what if it didn't help anon? What if the man felt worse thinking his wife thought of him as nothing but a character from a porn game?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:12:17 No.12915846 >>12915814 >http://imgur.com/2DOTnuV Is that that nigga from the GetBackers?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:14:07 No.12915853 >>12915843 FUCK HIM UNTIL HE CAN'T THINK ANYMORE. >>12915846 What, you weren't around to see FSN translated?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:14:49 No.12915854 >>12915827 >>12915830 Yes, this. I like it.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:17:58 No.12915859

You and your group of borderline legendary heroes, consisting of either humans or MGs or both, have traversed the world and adventured the shit out of it.
However during your fight with a Lilim she used her bullshit not-reality-marble against you and your team.
How fucked are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:20:34 No.12915861 >>12915859 I'm not. All my friends would be carried away by their new wives while I get left alone while the Lilim laughs at me, calling me a pathetic human.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:20:44 No.12915862 >>12915859 She trips and drops it before we kick her ass. Silly trick question.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:21:00 No.12915863 >>12915859 On a scale of 1 to 10? ൮ or ൯

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:21:17 No.12915865

>>12915859

>during your fight with a Lilim she used her bullshit not-reality-marble against you and your team
>Tell everyone to stop fighting for a second
>Tell the Lilim that if she's gonna bullshit her way to victory instead of putting on a fair fight she might as well go fuck herself and keep her shitty demon real to herself
>Leave

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:21:33 No.12915866 >>12915859 Depends on what that bullshit was

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:22:51 No.12915867 >>12915859 >The Lilim incapacitates MC, and molests him while revealing her stalker collection to him. >The Heroine/Love-interest is forced to watch during the act. After a while the Heroine escapes and gets put on a boat.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:24:28 No.12915871 >>12915814 I'm jonesing man, I need my fix.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:27:39 No.12915878

>>12915867
>Lilim winds up the Hero's waifu
>Heroine eventually comes back
>Depowers that Demon Slut
>Has the big guy of the team rape the Lilim
>Did not realize this would give her her powers back
>Did not realize she was already used to even better sex with the Hero anyway
>Did not realize the Hero would now mind-break her.

That was a fun doujin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:30:00 No.12915881 >>12915878 I liked that one too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:30:58 No.12915884 >>12915878 The one with the brown demon princess that gets gangbanged by the hero and his clones is better. That FAT vulva mang.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:32:08 No.12915886 >>12915884 Got a link?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:32:55 No.12915887 >>12915878 DEMON KING CLYDE

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:34:51 No.12915895 >>12915878 sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:38:19 No.12915901 >>12915886 Are you gonna make fun of me because I don't use sadpanda?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:40:08 No.12915904 >>12915901 No, I only got past it a few days ago myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:40:19 No.12915906 >>12915895 Here you go. http://exhentai.org/g/361038/9c77c9b07c/ More particularly... http://exhentai.org/s/9eacfa6415/361038-34 There's some incestuous fox girl stuff before, and lots of adorable zombie nurse stuff after, if you care to enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:42:24 No.12915910 So what's the whole stigma against writefaggots tonight for whatever reason?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:45:57 No.12915920 >>12915910 Daytime /mgt/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:46:04 No.12915921 >>12915904 http://pururin.com/gallery/6078/mixed-marriage-quest.html

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:46:24 No.12915922 >>12915910 What, are writefags being hated for doing what they're good at?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:48:00 No.12915925 >>12915910 Not writefaggots, just bob and his ilk. >>12915920 It's nighttime here in Murrica so that' means this is night time /mgg/. >but muh country The only country that matters is America, motherfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:48:54 No.12915926 >>12915925 >Ilk Por que?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:49:30 No.12915929 >>12915925 >mfw central time

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:50:22 No.12915931 >>12915906 >the part with the robots Still a gut buster.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:50:24 No.12915932 >>12915926 Porque asi son las cosas. Tiene que ser de esta de esta manera.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:51:38 No.12915935 >>12915931 >Robo-Fabio Yeah, I lost it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:52:39 No.12915940 I'm impressed /mgg/ hasn't adopted some kind of "hated" and "not hated" dichotomy when it comes to drawfags/writefags because of all the shit that talking about any of them stirs up..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:54:20 No.12915942 >>12915932 DE PIE AQUÍ

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:54:34 No.12915943 >>12915940 I'm impressed this thread still functions in general

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:55:50 No.12915946 >>12915943 I'm impressed and disappointed only Kitsoviet got a joke picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:56:05 No.12915949 >>12915932 >>12915942 A callar.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 20:59:51 No.12915953

>>12915940
Oh trust me people have tried. Then everybody ganged up on them. Making a list of what some people think is good and what isn't just sounds retarded right? Everybody here has different tastes which is why we fight each other so often, it also keeps us occupied and ready to fight anybody threatening our way of life. Think of us like a confederation, we've all come together because we like similar things but we don't want to have anybody lording over us setting rules and shit. So we are constantly fighting each other, rebuilding and doing happy and nice things then fighting each other again, but if somebody comes in and tries to fuck with us and what we like they get #rekt because we all really love each other n-no alp like, we just like to keep occupied with pointless fighting. I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:00:16 No.12915955 >>12915940 AFAIK the only writefaggots truly hated and reviled are Bob, Bollocks, and Negawalker. Unless you want to count Captain leaving us for greener pastures.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:00:21 No.12915956 >>12915942 ME DOY CUENTA

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:01:16 No.12915957 >>12915946 How was anyone supposed to tell that was pertinent to Kitsoviet? I could only make out the tan, the alcohol, and hawaiian shirt.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:01:24 No.12915958 >>12915955 Inari Kitsune

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:01:34 No.12915959 After waiting a good while your Wurm daughteru finally hatches out of her egg. However, there's something off. Her scales are purple and look metallic. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:01:58 No.12915960 >>12915946 >Kitsoviet More scylla when. The wait is killing me. >>12915955 Inari is another faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:02:11 No.12915961 >>12915955 Pretty much, the rest of us just pass unnoticed Just the way we like it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:02:50 No.12915962 >>12915959 Take care of her normally as if nothing happened Study overnight to see what the hell happened

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:02:56 No.12915963 >>12915959 Jabberwurm?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:03:10 No.12915964 >>12915959 Lick them, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:04:28 No.12915967 >>12915955 Most of the hate on Bob is pretty memetic and spawned by a handful of posters.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:04:31 No.12915968 >>12915963 So chocolate skin and purple scales?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:04:42 No.12915970 >>12915964 Do they taste like grape?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:05:36 No.12915977 >>12915967 Go away bob, only the futafags don't hate you.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:05:52 No.12915978 >>12915964 This man is a good father.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:06:37 No.12915980 >>12915959 It's probably a recessive trait or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:06:38 No.12915981 >>12915968 I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:06:41 No.12915982 >>12915962 >You learn that she's a freak >Due to genetic fuck ups her scales are now MUCH harder than normal >She's also reflects lasers

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:06:53 No.12915983 >>12915970 Taste like egg residue. >>12915978 Southern instinct. Taste that which is unknown first, regret later.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:07:41 No.12915984 >>12915956 DE QUE ERES COMO YO TRATNDO DE HACER HISTORIA

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:08:08 No.12915986 >>12915982 Then obviously continue to take care of her as if nothing happened. I just wanted to know what happened due to curiocity Fucking laser reflecting man. That's cool as hell

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:08:33 No.12915988 >>12915955 Inari, and soon that other TF/TG faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:09:35 No.12915991 >>12915982 >reflects lasers Take over the world of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:09:40 No.12915992 >>12915988 That manticore transformation one was someone else? Oh joy.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:10:24 No.12915993

>>12915986
And now because you chose to take care of her she becomes the first of a new subspecies of Wurms.
Congrats, she'll never be as fabulous as the freak Wyvern with flamboyant feathery scales, but at least she reflects lasers regardless of how powerful they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:11:17 No.12915995 >>12915983 I'm from the south and I don't think I have that instinct. Though now that you mention it...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:11:37 No.12915996 >>12915993 And I have no issue with this whatsoever LASERS MAN!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:11:52 No.12915997 >>12915993 >laser point her eyes

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:12:19 No.12916000

>This fucking thread

I can't even stay mad at you guys. It's like looking out the window and it's Apocalypse NOW. Then you blink. And there's a cute little Holst loli watering the flowers with milk so they'll grow big and strong. She sneaks a glance, and downs a mouthful of the milk before going back to watering her flowers. And you smile. And all is right. And then you blink again and it's raging hellfire, everything is burning, and there's a screaming Amazon futa with a flamethrower that spits collars and femdom.

It's just so different, I can't stay mad. This ride. It never ends.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:12:44 No.12916001 >>12915993 Typically, new variants are the result of Echidnas and daughteru dicking. How would MAMONOMANA come in to play here?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:12:51 No.12916002 >>12915993 >She gets a job. >As a fancy disco ball and stripper. I-I don't know whether to be proud or not. She'd make more money than me but my baby's big fat dragon tats are on display.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:13:25 No.12916003 >>12916000 Welcome home faggot. You're here forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:13:33 No.12916004 >>12915997 >they reflect and beam right back into yours >Lilim preforms ultra super planet buster laser kamehameha laser beam >It gets reflected RIGHT back at her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:14:11 No.12916005 Oppai Holst loli?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:14:34 No.12916008 >>12916000 You certainly paint a picture. >futa amazon Now THAT would be something to hate. http://imgur.com/n4pw8v4

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:15:36 No.12916009 >>12916005 Of course. Not even baphos can shrink her tits. PRAISE HATHOR!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:16:20 No.12916011 >>12916005 Oh yes. Oh yes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:16:25 No.12916012 >>12916001 Sometimes a general freak is born from a regular human and his MG waifu? Like an Apophis birthing a greenish variation, or a Dragon laying an egg which contains a little baby Dragon who will have golden scales, ect.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:16:37 No.12916013 >>12916004 Eyes don't have scales faggot, stop lying.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:17:17 No.12916014 >>12916005 Probably. Even though I don't really like oppai loli. Then again I'm not going to be fucking her so I don't really care.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:17:29 No.12916016 >>12916003 >>12916003 I'm in the Abyss. It burns, my fingers are frozen and I can't breathe, but I never want to leave

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:18:00 No.12916017 >>12916013 Her scales are purple and metallic, but she now overall has a reflective ability against lasers all over her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:18:28 No.12916019 >>12916001 >>12916012 Holstaurs came from Minotaurs that went docile. So its possible for new species to come from things other than echidnas.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:20:47 No.12916023 >>12916019 This reminds of that of that one breeding experiment with those feral wolves, where they developed patterns on there fur and soon learned to bark.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:20:54 No.12916024

>>12916014
>not fucking the oppai loli
>not having her give you paizuri as she sucks you off
>not shooting it all over her face and watching as she slurps what pools between her breasts in utter delight

Son, I was in your room and I found some...books. I just want you to know your mother and I love you, but tell us, are you gay?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:22:05 No.12916027 >>12916017 Bullshit. No one is immune to a good eye poke.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:22:33 No.12916030 >>12916024 I would do all of that with my wife, not a loli, and not my daughter.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:22:54 No.12916033 >>12916024 >in udder delight* FTFY

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:23:26 No.12916034 >>12916027 She's only immune to lasers due to reflecting them, eye poking will still work.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:23:50 No.12916036 >>12916033 Charon I swear to god I swear to god Charon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:24:39 No.12916037 >>12916000 Welcome to your new home away from home. You are one of us now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:25:24 No.12916042 >>12916036 She wants it anon. You know she has an itch only anal can scratch. And she likes it rough.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:26:04 No.12916044 >>12915959 >Rare Mutation >Like an Alice or some shit. >But Wurm >What's the worst that could happen? >Wurm Daughteru starts generating electricity on her own. We are all fucked.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:26:07 No.12916045 >>12916033 I want to smell your hair braid. I want to take your leggings off with my teeth. I want to bury my face in your crotch and make you squeal. I want to fuck you Charon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:27:55 No.12916048 >>12916044 >Ryu mutation >She can fire eye lasers now and has reddish scales

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:29:10 No.12916051 >>12916048 >Wyvern mutation >Due to a flook in the gene pool, she now had Thunderbird powers

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:30:38 No.12916053 >>12916045 http://i.imgur.com/kaZk4m7.png

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:31:49 No.12916057 >>12916051 >Dragon mutation >She now has cookies and cream pattern scales and nothing else >Jabberwock mutation >She's white now

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:32:17 No.12916058 >>12916051 >Dormouse mutation >Phenominal psychic abilities while sleeping

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:33:51 No.12916063 >>12916053 The only way to stop Charon from making puns is to tenderly love them out of her. Rough fucking only makes her pun harder

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:35:48 No.12916066

>>12916058
>Werewolf mutation
>Wears a denim jacket, a pair of sunglasses, nike air pumps, skateboards and drinks energy drinks like water.
>Spews out corporate catchphrases while doing sick skateboard tricks.
>Lowers her glasses, puts on a dreamworks face and tells kids to stay in school.

She was always uh... The most unique out of the litter...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:36:00 No.12916067 >>12916057 >Nekomata mutation >In her normal form she has one tail, but in her cat form she has two

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:36:10 No.12916068 >Wyvern born without wings. >Has ground mobility comparable to a Wurm, yet lacks their brute strength.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:36:42 No.12916070 >>12916066 Whenever she's not on the screen everyone asks 'WHERE'S POOCHINA!?'

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:37:47 No.12916072 >>12916068 >Salamander mutation >She has wings. Gets mistakened for a new breed of Dragon a lot

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:40:05 No.12916077 >>12916063 Only if you do it right. You'll have to be really good or you might cock it up. Your plans will have gone tits up and you'll be fucked. She'll pun-ish you into next week.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:40:11 No.12916078 >>12916072 >Amazon mutation >Born white and is very short compared to her race

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:41:11 No.12916081 >>12916072 >Manticore Mutation >She has TWO tailpussies. A porn legend in Monster Girl City, given enough time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:41:26 No.12916083 >>12916077 What would happen if charon was fucked so tenderly that she was unable to speak puns at all?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:42:15 No.12916086 >>12916081 >Manticore mutation >The spikes don't inject anything when shot. They're literally just javelins

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:42:21 No.12916087 >>12916081 >She ends up a constant cum balloon from the amount of cum she receives in all three pussies and her mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:42:25 No.12916088 >>12916081 >2 tailpussies 1 shota.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:44:01 No.12916092 >>12916087 I really shouldn't want this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:44:39 No.12916095 >>12916081 >>12916086 >>12916087 >>12916088 >nine tailed manticore Chief God preserve us.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:45:06 No.12916097 >>12916095 AAAAHHHHHH

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:45:19 No.12916098

>>12916087
>Implying her movies won't just be toying with some young, innocent male student. Like a Lion with a mouse.

Just imagine the look on his face when not just one, but two thick, throbbing tailpussies pop out of her baggy sweat pants in front of the camera.

Shit would sell like hotcakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:45:31 No.12916099 >>12916087 http://i.imgur.com/n09VIfo.png

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:46:08 No.12916102 >>12916095 Anon, ignore the baseball bat

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:47:08 No.12916104 >>12916099 She must really like him if she's using her vagina!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:47:10 No.12916105 >>12916102 Ignore the gun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:48:38 No.12916108 >>12916105 You ignore MY gun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:51:34 No.12916114 >>12916108 Ignore the turret. And the rocket launcher. And the flamethrower. And my gas mask. And the ten skunks pointing their asses at you with their tails raised.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:52:23 No.12916116 >Ushi Oni mutation >She's constantly on fire

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:53:51 No.12916117 >>12916116 I can take the heat, Anon.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:54:54 No.12916119

>>12916095
This sounds like less of a natural mutation and more of a genetically engineered sex-based super weapon.

She would be in deep stasis until something goes wrong and she breaks free.

It would be like the start of Elfen Lied, except instead of leaving a trail of blood and bodies it would be a trail of semen and mindbroken men.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:55:51 No.12916120

>>12916116
She IS fire. And whenever she gets horny, sprinkles of blood shoot out like spores, and if it touches you, you turn into either an incubus or a Ushi Oni instantly. And the blood acts like homing missiles. And she can freeze time, rape you for an eternity and then unfreaze time for instant orgasm/broken pelvis. And she moves at the speed of light. And she has nuclear missiles for fingers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:56:10 No.12916121 >>12916119 I'd watch it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:57:02 No.12916123 >>12916119 Reminds me of that one scientist from southpark. >Behold! The 8 tailed Lamia and 5 assed Holst!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:57:15 No.12916124 >>12916120 Truly, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:57:23 No.12916125 >>12916119 >Coming Soon >Man Eater

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 21:58:01 No.12916127 >>12916123 Science has gone too far. Clearly they must all be killed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:02:11 No.12916132 >>12916000 >a cute little Holst loli watering the flowers with milk so they'll grow big and strong The mental image made my heart skip. I need a cute botanist holst loli now. Shed'd wear a cute little outfit and a sunhat.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:02:55 No.12916134 A Wurm is given the Speedforce. What is the strongest thing she can defeat, and how long does it take for her to hug every person on the planet?

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:05:48 No.12916143

>>12916134
You know you just killed everyone right? She's gonna hug-that is, crush everyone to death before she realizes what's she's doing. Nice going faggot, now the chief god is gonna win. You suck. You suck and I hate you. I stole your wallet. You're gonna have to get in the Beelzebub cage if you want it back.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:06:11 No.12916145 >wurm mutation >can now count to 10

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:06:19 No.12916146

>>12916132
That's what I was going for
>She keeps watering the plants with sprinkles of milk, so they'll grow big and strong, but that one time she drank too much milk she got a bad tummy ache, so she doesn't want to give them too much and make them feel icky.
>Every day she goes in for her nap, her mother sneaks out and actually waters the plants, having told her daughter that milk makes you grow big strong and pretty, but not knowing how to tell her that only works on bones, without shattering all her hard work and effort.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:06:53 No.12916149 >>12916145 ...Dear god, what have you done...

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:07:46 No.12916150

>>12916119
>You manage to cut one of the Super Manticore's tails off before it can drain a man.
>She recoils and glares at you.
>We can beat this thing.
>In the blink of an eye, the tail regenerates, with the help of the Hydra Girl gene.
>She now has 10 tails.
>She turns invisible using the Cheshire Cat gene.
>Swing around wildly while she dodges using the gene of a Kunoichi which governs reflexes.
>Tails clasp onto multiple points on your body.
>Injected with an ungodly strain of supervenom, made from Girtablilu venom, Mothgirl aphrodisiac powder and accelerated Manticore venom.
>Your mind goes blank and you cum in 0.264 seconds.
>Fall to the ground.
>Before your vision blacks out, she burns a hole in the steel wall with Dragon fire, then flies off into the night.

We are doomed.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:09:00 No.12916156 So anons, out of all the lesser know writefag (IE not captain, moose, or Bob) Who do you like and why?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:09:55 No.12916159 >>12916145 Kind of reminds me of those gutter dwarves in Dragonlance that couldn't count beyond the number two. Anything over two would always be expressed by them with the phrase "Definitely two. No more than two."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:10:37 No.12916160 >>12916156 >that feel when nobody will say me

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:11:05 No.12916163 >>12916150 Man fuck that. That bitch shows up to my door I'm offing myself, no way am I going through that shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:11:26 No.12916165 >>12916156 Shitty writefag, he makes me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:11:56 No.12916167 >>12916156 >>12916160 I know that feel, but I know people like what I write and I like it so that's good enough for now.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:11:58 No.12916169 >Lamia mutation: she's no constrictor, she's venomous

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:12:26 No.12916170 >>12916156 Does Alp count as a more well known? Because if not then Alp, his stories always seemed to put a smile on my face. When he doesn't delete his fucking stories god damnit!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:13:03 No.12916172 >>12916156 Shitty writefag and free_drinks

Silberschreitener !KcX2gI/Vfg Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:13:12 No.12916174

So I guess my post got lost or some shit.

Update, started a new story to be written in parallel with AtLTO, bad idea? definitely.

Enjoy, and embrace technology and use pastebin's new message system to give feedback.

Link: http://pastebin.com/BC9xDrvs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:14:04 No.12916176 >>12916156 gonna say the guy who writes about Joe the Chemistry Teacher.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:14:44 No.12916179 >>12916156 Does Trachyon count as "Lesser Known"? I don't care if I seem like a total fanboy. I pretty well am.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:15:55 No.12916184 >>12916132 >>12916146 A plant girl starts growing in the yard and they become best friends for life.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:17:27 No.12916187 >>12916176 >he mentioned me >Generic Mg going "Awawawawawawa!" while blushing.gif

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:18:01 No.12916191

>>12916156
Recently Justanotherwritefag. I didnt expect to like The mob Goes Wild as much as i did. Fun, if infuriating at times, change of pace. ch 5 when

I'd say Nyanon but he's made a bit of a name for himself recently and I just want an excuse to go ch 9 when

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:18:16 No.12916192 >>12916156 Justanotherwritefag, MrHelpfulJCg1bkZalPm. Because fuck you and LEGENDARY SMUT.

Anonymous Thu, Jan 15, 2015 22:20:19 No.12916194

>>12916191
The Mob is a change of pace for sure. It's intriguing if infuriating. Agree with the spoiler.

Also, DoILookLikeAWritefag. Shame he's kill. I just recently discovered and read his Dragon Waifu trio of stories, and loved 'em.

>>12916187
Would that include the Bartomez Daughteru just learning to bounce posted the other day? Cause that was cute.

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