Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

In which Hellpup is an adorable scamp.
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[Anonymous No.]

>>12899017
Do Hellpups get along with cuddlebugs?

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>>12899017
Does she eat your shoes?

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>>12899021
>Cudle bug
>Only 10% of the body is soft and fluffy
You got the wrong insect there, my friend. Try a mothgirl.

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>>12899017
God I want a Hellpup to cuddle and love.

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>>12899021

What is she trying to do by hanging from the ceiling like that?

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>>12899030
Avoid getting hit. She knows everybody hates her.

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Now that I think about it, do Hellhounds have different species, like a chihuahua Hellhound, Great Dane Hellhound, and so on?

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>>12899032
Anon, it's a Hellhound, not a god damn pet dog
There's only one species and that's Hellhound. No Golden retriever, no Dalmatian, nothing. Just Hellhound. No sub species

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>>12899030
Watching you fap.

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>>12899017
What's with the screaming face? Isn't she biting her own tail?

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>>12899041
It's a manticore

The hellpup is biting her tail by mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899041
She's biting a Manticores tailpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899041
She's biting a manticore's tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899039

But I don't fap.

Not much anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899041
Can you not see the manticore wings in the background, or the manticore bulb thing on the tail, or the manticore in the background?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icjA6UPGlyY

The official monstergirl stalker song

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm is love. Wurm is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899030
She made this very comfy hideout with blankets in the corner of a library on top of the bookcases.
She just hangs down like that so she can give visitors advice on what books to read.

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>>12899052
I want to see a primitive tribe worship a Wurm as a goddess and bring her sacrifices only a Wurm would want.

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>>12899051
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH_YbBHVF4g

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So why does no one bring up the fact that Dragons and Wurms can turn into big ass dragons and shit

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>>12899062
Because we can't fuck em like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899062
Because no one wants to fuck them when they're like that.

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>>12899061
and the nervous human boy song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM

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>>12899062

>Wurms can turn into big ass dragons
>Implying Wurms don't turn into big ass mechas

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>>12899051
I'm curious. when was the Shirohebi first introduced to the MGE? I'm reading monstergirlcrossing Shirohebi CYOA right now.

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>>12899064
>>12899065
>Not fucking your waifu when shes a giant monster

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>>12899052
Praise the Wurm!

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>>12899069
That doesn't even make any sense.

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Don't forget to love and cherish the tailpussy, anons.

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>>12899074

>>>/d/
>>>/tg/

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>>12899057
I can't think of much a Wurm would want beyond a husband.

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>>12899051
>>12899061
>>12899068
Faggots, all of you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zORf3fUGC-I

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>>12899069
Wouldn't a Wurm just become a Sandworm essentially when shes a monster?

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>>12899078
No that one, at least.

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>>12899081
>ice cream
>pancakes
>red trucks
>puppies

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>>12899081
Intelligence, Flowers for Algernon style.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel sad now because a slime will never be able to play a MMO with me. The ending to the last thread made that seem like so much fun.

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>>12899081
Delicious food? Various baubles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899078
I do and always will, now and forever.

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>>12899078
Manticores are stupid. mean, and all around assholish monsters.

I don't want to fuck them.

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>Be one of the fastest deliveryman in MGC
>Even a Harpy can't hope to catch you
>But something else did
>You're completely sick
>Not enough for a hospital but enough to be bed ridden
>Head feels like lead and you sound like a dying engine
>At least no MG would go near you in such a vulnerable state
>Can't even get it up if you tried
>You hear your main door swing open
>You accept your fate, you don't have the strength to fight back
>It's that Cockatrice who always like to chase you
>Expect to get dommed
>Instead get homemade soup
>And she asks if you need medicine

Anons what's her game?

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>>12899092
Good thing they don't need your input on the matter. At least not in that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899092
They are highly intelligent actually.

I would date one in a heartbeat if it wasn't for their sadistic and mean side.

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>>12899078
No. Go away. Before you get shot through the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899089
>slime
Will KC ever give us a Metal Slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899078

Would they love and cherish if I poured salt in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899092
Check out this casual.
I bet you like cosplay tier shit.
Or worse.

A Cyclopes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899093
Cant chase your ass if you're bed ridden
all about the thrill of the hunt

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>>12899098
>Metal slime

I'm getting really salty just thinking about them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899093

The game of love.

She wants you to get better as soon as possible so you can go back to going fast with her.

Now shut up and eat that goddamn soup, boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899093
Well, if she treats you kindly, you might love her back. Do you dare?

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>>12899100
There is nothing wrong with dating a Cyclops.

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>>12899106
>There is nothing wrong with dating a Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899103
>tfw no Nadeshiko waifu

It hurts.

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>>12899045
>>12899046
>>12899047
Thanks.

>>12899049
My eyesight is bad, ok?

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>>12899111
More like:

>tfw when you want to confess, but she runs away.

or

>tfw You only do 1 point of (sexual) damage.

God I hate them so much, but that xp...

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>>12899106

>You'll never hug and cheekrub with a Cyclops girl with low self-esteem
>She'll never gradually warm up to you, as a smile slowly creeps up her face
>She'll never hug you back, giggling in joy

Dammit, where's my gun?

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>>12899017

>biting a shitty manticore's tail

Hellhound is officially the best monstergirl.

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>>12899092
They're quite intelligent, kind, and loving women. No other girl will love you with the same intensity as a Manticore.

>>12899099
Anon why would you do such a mean thing?

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I hope recap senpai notices me this time!

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>>12899121
>No other girl will love you with the same intensity as a Manticore.
You know that's just not true right?

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>>12899119
>You'll never NTR a stupid Cyclops with her only friend, a much more attractive Manticore.

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>>12899124
What villainy is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899124
I remember the first time senpai noticed me...

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>>12899100
>not liking Cyclops

It's like you hate love.

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>>12899127
>NTR

Nah, thanks. I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

I would lick every eye.

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>>12899121
But Manticores are mean and sadistic.

I don't want to be loved by a big bully.

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>>12899124
Their faces actually look somewhat okay.

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>>12899127
>ntr
>with a manticore

Why would one go slumming when he has a Cyclops at home?

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>>12899127
>Cyclops
>Manticore

What's with these choices? Is this a Saw movie?

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>>12899138
Anon, why do you think they're mean?

Can you look at that face and tell me she isn't the sweetest thing ever?

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>>12896503
Silberschreitener
It seems like they got into trouble too easily and got out of trouble just as well. Suddenly there are guards, but they were making out nonsuspiciously so it was k. Suddenly there is clearly horny, domineering, HUGE fuckwolf, but she doesn't care that they are there so is k.
A bit of lead up and some actual consequences would lend the scenes some tension which was lacking with this update. Also for convenience's sake, tell us where the update starts and maybe provide us with a short character listing in a separate paste so we can keep the 10 or so character's straight.

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>>12899054
>You'll never hear muffled scuffling from your ceiling as you try and read a good boo
>You'll never see your oomukade daughteru and her arachne friend scuttle about on the roof in their pillow-fortress suspended from the ceiling by her friend's sticky webs
>She'll never ambush you just as you're getting to the good part, and drag you up into the pillowy tunnels of their little fortress for a bout of snuggling.

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>>12899124
>Those tiger abs
>But that Revenant softness

HNNNNNGH.

Remove squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899072
September 2011

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>>12899051
>Scared of possumgirls
She's harmless, lets get her inside with a cup of hot tea and feed her.

[Anonymous No.]

What would the classes be in the new and popular monster girl mmo: World of Rapecraft
>tentacle mancer

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>>12899143
But Manticores are known for being sadistic and cruel!

I'd rather fuck a honey badger girl over a Manticore.

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>>12899151
Rapist and Rapie

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>>12899147
>Remove Squid

Did you think you could post that without any kind of retribution?

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>>12899145
One can always dream.

I wonder how various MG would design their homes for their comfort. Oomukade's would probably have plenty of crawlspaces build around so they can feel safe hiding in them.

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>have a few drinks to help with writing
>have too many and lose the ability to think up good scenes

FUCK.

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>>12899155
I don't think Incubi are supposed to look like that.
>>12899156
I'm skeptical.

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>>12899153
They're only sadistic to those who are masochistic.

In that sense, they're only giving the M what he wants.

Isn't that pure love? I think it is.

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>>12899155
Anon please I love squid delete that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899161
No thanks, I'd rather stick my dick into a Hellhound.

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>>12899145
>>12899158

>She'll never slip from the ceiling hideout and fall on your lap as you're reading a book
>She'll never pass out on your lap from dizziness due to the impact, which was thankfully easened by your body as she landed on you
>You'll never readjust her position so she's sitting on your lap, resting her head on your chest
>You'll enver resume reading your book as she sleeps soundly on your lap
>You'll never give her a light scolding for playing with danger later on when she wakes up

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>>12899159
Sober up with some coffee and eggs.

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>>12899161
Whenever I see manticore art I get the severe urge to headpat somoene.

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>>12899092

>Thinking a Manticore needs your consent

>Not wanting to be pulled aside by an AraAra Manticore who slow dances with you, teasing that you're afraid of her given her species' reputation
>She will never press close to you, and let you feel the powdered naked warmth of her form underneath the silken fabric of her dress
>You will never be held close in her arms, as you twirl and dance across the ballroom with a platitude of other couples, her tailpussy wrapping around your waist as she puts your head to her mane
>She smells like a desert flower, and gives a crooning purr of a laugh when you try to withdraw
>'Oh come on now, don't be afraid. It's not many men that can claim to have tangoed with a man eater'
>'Or is it because you think i'm so much a trollop to just rape you and leave you to rot?'
>She pulls you in for a kiss, giving your lower lip a playful bite as she withdraws, leaving a card key in your hands
>You will never go to her hotel room in a sleepy haze, pleasantly surprising her
>You will never be enraptured as her dress lowers from her naked form, even in her age she's still built like many a man's ideal woman
>She giggles and gives your cock a playful stroke through your pants
>You will never kiss her from the neck down to the mound of venus, gently sliding into her pussy with your fingers, kissing her clit as you stimulate her to her first rapture
>She will never reciprocate by getting you off at least twice with her tail
>You will never have wild, animal sex with a Manticore

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>>12899164
I don't think you would have a choice in the matter regarding manticores or hellhounds.

>>12899168
Manticores just want love too.

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>>12899155
Squid a shit. Fuck off.

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>>12899170
>>12899172
Manticore a shit and there's no way to change my mind.

I would never love a Manticore.

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>>12899160
That's because it's 3 Alps and a Succubus you foolish fool.

>Anons still can't read

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>>12899176
So you wanna tell me about that filename?

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>>12899176
You can't read more like it.

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>>12899176
There are no alps in that picture, those are guys.

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>>12899175
Don't worry, she'll make you love her, forever and ever.

http://i.imgur.com/FdDkw1N.jpg

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>>12899185
Leona is a really poor example of that trope.

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>>12899181
You'll just have to google it anon.

>>12899184
There are a grand total of 0 men in that picture, stop trolling.

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>>12899185

Didn't you get the memo? Manticores a shit.

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>>12899190
>I am so hard right now
>beard

Fuck. Off.

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>read machineanons "how to write an mg story" paste
>its really useful
>until half way when it devolves into bile against half the thread and other writefags

Wow, that came from nowhere.
So does anyone else have any advice for someone who wants to try writing?

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>>12899195
Just write. Can't really help you unless I know what you want to write about and how if that makes sense.

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>>12899176
something something, autism, don't purr, etc
https://i.imgur.com/anUSZCH.jpg

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>>12899190
>stop trolling
Stop baiting.

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>>12899198

so basically just write shit and see how it goes then.

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>>12899195
Alright. First, you get the drive to write. Then you start coming up with ideas. Then you starts coming up with stuff around those ideas. And writing that shit down. Then you rewrite it all to make sense, check for grammar, put up a paste, and start working on a sequel if necessary.

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Just got done with an all night marvel movie marathon with the family and it got me thinking; superheroes would be a lot different within the MG world I personally think the only three people to really be untouched is captain America, iron man and Thor everyone else would have a MG or be switched to an MG
Ant man becomes an antgirl who is super strong and can change size at will
Black panther becomes a panther girl of course
Doctor strange becomes a Baphomet
Black widow is an Arachne
Hulk is just gender swapped (because human girls need a hero too)
And Hawkeye is still useless

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>>12899219
No capeshit please, it bugs me.

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>>12899195
Do it for fun
At first you don't succeed, try try again
Don't give up
Learn to tank blows
Accept criticism and learn from your mistakes
Seriously, tank shots
Remember to proofread
Don't start big. Start off small and build your way up. Don't start with a 200 chapter essay if it's your first time. Start with shorts and then build your way to bigger stories
Always, ALWAYS, study if you're going to be adding certain things. Example: if you're going to have a revolver in your story, know how it works. Know how much bullets, how to reload, etc.
Studying also applies to fight scenes. Study videos of fights (swords, guns, CQC, etc.) and try and describe them as best as you can. The better your ability to describe those type of things, the easier people will be able to visualize those
Studying ALSO applies to backgrounds and settings. Sometimes being descriptive can help people visualize settings better. remember, there is no pictures, just words. This isn't a manga.
There is no rush. Don't try to pump out a story in one sitting. Take breaks. Have a drink, eat dinner, have fun in the threads here and there. Whenever you have the drive to write, use it
Please please PLEASE know how to use grammer. Having a Thesaurus or a dictionary close by is not a bad thing. It's better than having non existent grammer. You'll be criticized for that
And yeah, have fun. That's my two cents

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>>12899165
>It's time to prepare for dinner
>You look around for your wife to see what she'd prefer but the house is empty.
>Well, almost.
>You cast your gaze upwards to your high ceiling and the warren of pillow tunnels
>It's the last possible place.
>You crack your knuckles. Monsters are monsters. Man however, is the canvass of life.
>When there is waifu, man must meet it
>The strength of humanity
>『Adapt』
>You hike your pants up, and dig your fingers into the handholds you carved into the wall for yourself
>Mimicking the many-legged movements of your waifu, you scale up the wall, and leap off it, You sail through the air before you grab hold of the lip of the pillow fort
>The ground swims beneath you. Five meters. You need to rethink how your home is modelled
>You swing your leg over the lip, and climb into the fort, surrounded on all sides of enclosing walls of fluffy pillow.
>You can see how your wife succumbed to this twisted realm.
>You hold your hand to your face. It blurrs. "P-pillows are stuffed with...were...sheep...fur..."
>You round the corner, and come to a wider place in the warren
>Before your heavy-lidded, sleep-addled eyes, is your waifu cuddled up into your daughter, their long bodies twisted around eachother in a helix, and then curled into a circle
>Asleep on your feet, you fall into the generous bust of your sleeping waifu. Her arms wrap around you even in her sleep, your daughter does the same. Sandwitches between the two bodies, your objective is abandoned.
>"I'll ask them about dinner later..."
>You close your eyes

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>>12899220
Seriously? You can just be NOT a part of this specific conversation. Thank you, and carry on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899219
>Dr. Strange being anything than Dr. Strange

I'll cut your face, your pretty face, anon.

Hawkeye becomes an elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899222

This. This right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899223
Call an ambulance

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>>12899227
>talking about /co/ shit on /jp/
>acting like you're entitled to it
You seem to be misunderstanding something.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch The Cow
Hug the Cow
Clean the Cow's Hooves
Kiss the Cow's Chub
Marry the Cow
Touch the Baby Cow

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>>12899195
>Decide to read this 'how to write thing'
Well that was amusing.

Pastebin bots dramatically inflate numbers. One trick I do is to leave a story unlisted for a couple hours and then mark it as public. Bots don't really touch shit that isn't brand new. Anyways.

If you want to write, you also need to read. Like, a lot. Especially in the genre you want to write. Want to write sci-fi? Read a ton of it.

The idea here is that you'll develop a sense of what a good narrative (in your opinion) encompasses. What works and what doesn't. You can learn a variety of tricks writers use.

Want to write smut? Read a ton of smut. It's simple, really.

So your first bit of homework is to read. Read read read.

Second is to have a good idea of what you want to write. Start small, simple. Like a cute story with an Anubis. Jot down your core ideas of what you want to happen. Once that's done, add more details until you have an outline that's more or less a 'greentext' story.

Though I recommend that and it's what a lot of others recommend, I don't do it at all. From first word to last it's all in my head. Funny that. I don't recommend it.

>>12899222
Getting too mired in details can ruin the pacing of a story badly. It's one thing I've noticed in a lot of write fagging here - anons get mired in detailing everything and it just drags the story out and makes it dull.

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>>12899236

I rather touch fluffy tail

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>>12899241
True. I forgot to add not to overly do it with the details, but enough that it gets the message across and enough that when anyone reads it, they all get the same picture, or see the same scene

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>>12899236
Have to impregnate the cow before touching the baby cow(s). Which I plan to do at least 7 times.

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>>12899233
>b-but muh /jp/
Calm down anon this is what is called a side conversation, you don't have to reply to it, you can hide it all and move on you're being the entitled one here. I'm just trying to have a friendly conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899244
You know there's a perfectly plump ass under that tail, right?

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>>12899250
>can't you just hide the futa? you don't have to reply to it

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the archive link to where Bromont is still running the Christmas Cake Yuki-Onna CYOA? I forgot to bookmark it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would you study martial arts under?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899270
Himezumi or Jinko

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>>12899270
Ogre and Mantis. Strength plus grace and deadly precision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899271
Since when were you under the impression you were allowed to choose Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899271

Sorry anon, Jinko isn't a valid choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899273
>>12899277
>implying
Jinko stronk

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>>12899273
>>12899277

Yeah, hate to agree, but remember Jinkos got no hands. So that means you can't learn throwing, gripping, or punching. And you can't use her claw-based techniques, so basically she can't teach you anything but legwork and kicks.

At least that applies for the KC version of Jinkos. The one .less draws (inb4 drama) tend to be much more human sized and shaped (proper fingers), so can do basically anything human hands do.

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>>12899270
>Martial Arts

I'd rather train with Lizard, Salamander, and Dullahan for more useful forms of combat.

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>>12899270
Mantis.

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>>12899270

Mantis. She'd be Kuudere and deadly.

>Training session ends with your clothing sliced to ribbons and a subtle smug smile on her face

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12899285
What is Tiger style Gung Fu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899271

>Jinko

Until she randomly vanishes because "hahaha she was never meant to be important"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899270
Ren Xiongmao.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any Mermaid / Lara love left?

[Anonymous No.]

The new Setouchi doujin from C87 is on sadpanda now.

http://exhentai.org/g/775356/79566feee0/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899292
No. Stop, bad Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899294
>LoL

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>>12899293
Look at that smug fucking face.

I want to fuck her silly.
god damn smug monsters do wonders to my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899294
>LoL

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899296
>unbirth

Fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899296
>>12899309
Its setouchi what do you expect?

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>>12899088

> No I won't bite this bait. Nope. Not today. I'm smarter than that.
> "Honey, you've broken the mouse. That's the third one this week."
> IT'S NOT MY FAULT. THEY KEEP SAYING WE'RE DUMB.
> "You have a PhD. You'd think being a Doctor would mean you'd know how to ignore succubutts."
> NO FUCK THEM. THEY NEED TO KNOW...
> ...
> Is that ice cream?
> ...
> I hate you.
> "No you don't."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899314

I think you mean
>It's based on MGQ, what do you expect?

The game had tons of vore stuff, monsters with vaginas the size of doors, and other /d/ level stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899289
Is that an ending card?
>>12899294
>LoL

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>>12899315
I'll never stop making fun of Wurms.

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>>12899294

>LoL

I don't know why, but I keep imagining Iara/Nami as naive, innocent and slightly ditzy monstergirls, the kind that tilts their head to the side and go "?" for every new thing they come accross or experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899318
at least half of which was by setouchi

[Anonymous No.]

I have searched all image search engines and explored the moon runes to find out where this is from
Please help ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899299

Lest we forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899332
Nigger no you haven't. I found it in four clicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899332
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=309006

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>yandere amazon
>"due to the recent monster massacre in MGC, officials warn people to stay inside at night. This was MNN. Back to you Bob."
>You turn off the TV sick of hearing aboit the serial killings
>The massacare of MGC. A very hot topic right now. Apparently a murderer was butchering random MGs with horrible things done to the MGs.
>Many thought that it was a paladin or an extreme human supremacy group
>But you knew better
>All those girls killed met you in some way, whether as a casheir or a close friend.
>Every woman that had contact with you in the slightest of ways were found days later with her bodies mutilated
>You couldnt go to the police either
>The police were desperate to solve the case and the MGCPD wasnt exactly known for their honesty or justice
So, to avoid anymore casualties and racking up more guilt you decided to become a NEET

continue?

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>>12899338
>spoonfeeding

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>>12899236
>not making hole into your cow waifu
>not touching cow from the inside
>not cumming directly into her stomach
Pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899340

It's a greentext. Of course you should.

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>>12899341
Fuck off you withered cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899289
>mfw I don't watch anime until full BD batch is out
>watching haremshit castrated TV version
>watching ongoings in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

Guys.

Hathor worshipping wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899345
>promoting retard behavior
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder: have you fapped to your goddess today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899346
Your image made me think of something.

Is Hanyuu a monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899349
>YOU! SUCK MY TITS! NOW!
They'd spread it very efficiently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899268
https://archive.moe/a/thread/118762720

Voting, as always, is at a crossroads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899338
Yeah I had found that and was hoping it was more than just that and there was a full doujin or something
All well thank you very much
Sorry for asking for the spoonfeeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899352
Why is Ammy even there? There should've just been another Egyptian god or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899292

At least she died to save us from CYOAs. It was a sacrifice worthy of Commander Shepard in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899340
Is that even a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899352
Religion is too much effort.

Which is annoying because no matter how many times you say you aren't interested those fucking Dark Priests keep coming back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899340

>Yandere Amazon serial killer
>Mutilation
>Continue?

Since you asked, I'd say no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899362

That image will never stop being cute as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not love Monsters. Do not tolerate Monsters. They are deceivers. They are escaped denizens of the Pit, hellfire-spawned inhuman things undeserving of mercy. They will lie to you. They will seduce you. They will betray you.

Do not be fooled.

Even if they speak such words of truth and love and beauty and Divine poetry that it makes your heart ache. Even if they show you things of such wonder and tenderness that it makes you doubt their wickedness. Even if you grow to adore them with all your heart and soul. They will betray you. They will break your heart.

I still think about her. God help me, I still dream about her.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a wurm that consumes hathor blessed holst milk constantly.

What would those bewbs look like?
Would she have the shiniest scales ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899362
It's probably from one of his doujins. There's a couple of them on sadpanda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899355
She is unseen Goddess. And she has horns. She is more monstergirl than cosplay pharaoh, witches etc

BTW what it has to do with higurashi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899376
>That Smugfox
Dammit dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899373
There aren't enough cows in the world to feed that habit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899372
Don't be a queer, only faggots affiliate themselves with a faction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899372

It's ok. People here will hate you for it, but in the end you're only protecting pure humanity from the mindless lust and servitude monsterkind "offers".

You do a good job, never forget that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899381
>Wurm pillaging the countryside for Holstauruses
>A Minotaur is fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899372

Go to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899382
I look forward to being a Dark Knight come spring.

And also maybe a qt Lizard Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899377
Babby's face is Mion.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon, there is the wurm outside that is being very polite and wants some of my milk, but I don't know what to do...."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899373
The softest Wurm ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899376
Looked him up on there
He has some pretty good stuff but couldn't find the one with her
Got a good artist to keep watch on though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899392
Feed her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899392
>"Well, strip and let's give her what she wants."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899392
Tell her to fuck off and that retards like her should be purged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899170
Here's a half-done thing. Hell, and I don't even like them that much.

>Art by .less

Also, how do I shoe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899392
Don't do it. Only the infinite flow of milk from Hathor herself could sate that wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899302

>Not wanting to lay down on the reclined asian couch as Ren Xiongmao wiggles on top of you, her supple breasts pressed into your face as she giggles about 'puff puff' with you
>The soft walls of her pussy languidly sucking on your cock, her soft and malleable ass bouncing blissfully up and down
>Not wanting to pump all of your baby batter into her, only for her to give you the most amazing blowjob in the world afterwords, swallowing every last drop
>Not wanting to continue to have relaxed cuddlesex with Ren Xiongmao, to the point she even emulates a Panda with a tire and just rolls across the room, fucking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899399
very few in flipland have shoes. it's like asking a slav to draw a chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899403
Oh believe me anon I would want that.

But I got to get my smug fucking quota in first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899399
Suggestion: light grey for the gown

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899404
Actually, I was referring to my inability to pick a colour for that..thing.

>>12899408
Noted. I was not sure about the dress anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899406

You know how you kill an Anon with "soft" and smug girls?

Threesome with one Anon in between a P'Orc and Ren Xiongamo. Jesus Christ the softness would be like going to heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899409
Maybe a dark color for the shoe, black perhaps to counter the grey dress

Oh fuck i sound like an alp.
Time to fap to some dragon girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899413
I'll try that.

>Time to fap to some dragon girls

I will also do that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899379
Disgaea is solid when it comes to MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899412
A three some with an anon and 2 9tail foxgirls.
Fluffy paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899364

I see it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLxv_g_zQkY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899399

>Beautycore

I like to think that there are classy Manticores wh, despite having a smug and dominant facade, are actually pretty docile and cuddly towards their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899412
God I would go ballistic on a smug P'Orc and Ren Xiongamo.

It would be like I'm on a Rage Mushroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899372

Why you gotta perpetuate the hate, mang? You can just, y'know, join us at NRAC or something. Here, if you don't bother them, they don't bother you, 'nahmean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899412

I would say threesome with two Holstaurus.
Mostly because there would be a danger of suffocation between those massive tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899340
>There were 3 girls left
>The kikimora that was your next door neighbor, a Jinko who had a breif fling with a couple of months ago(you somehow managed to keep jer number) and an amazon girl who was another next door neighbor
>The kiki was well a normal kikimora with a few.....obsessive tendencies
>She seemed like she had a form of OCD. She constantly cleaned her house as if no matter how hard she cleaned, it would seem to be dirty in her eyes
>She also constantly cleaned your house. It was cool for the first few times, but then she cleaned constantly. It soom became annoying. >Whenever she cleaned she would accidentaly break your damn photos of your damn ex
>The jinko was.... she would probably be fine
>A conspiracy theorist and weapons lover, her house was lined with knives amd guns. She was VERY paranoid and constantly worried about you, saying the outside world was dangerous for someone as peecious as you among.other things
>Now the amazon......
>She was a real piece of work
>Those female athletes you see every once in a while?
>She looked like them, only better
>A body of muscle.with fat dolloped in just the right areas
>She always visited you, ever since the murders. Saying that a man shouldnt be worried as serious as these
>she always came with some DELICIOUS food.
>She even nursed you even when you had a serious cold nursing you from your fever
>Appatently her 'special cure' that she made you eat every night helped you with that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899439
My heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899431
>Kikimora

Do you want to start an amazon genocide? Because that's how you start an amazon genocide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899439
>this art

She's gonna get raped hard and by multiple dicks isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899429

>Two Holstaurs

>'Hora hora... Creme, look at his face buried in our tit pussy sandwich!'
>'Indeed, indeed Buttercup! Poor little Anon is turning into putty for us'
>'Service service!'
>They both tweak their nipples and spray milk onto your cock, getting into a fit of giggles as some of it hits them
>'So tell us Anon, who's breasts feel better? Tell us honestly and maybe we'll give you something better than our tit pussies.'
>'If you can hold on this long... I wonder how well you'd do with the real thing, mm?'
>Your hips buck as you ejaculate the first time, spraying white hot spunk onto the two Holstaurs
>They draw straws and decide Creme is going first
>YFW Buttercup uses BIG STRONG HOLSTAUR STRENGTH to press your face onto Creme's nipple, thick Holstaur milk almost gagging you as you suck and fuck
>'Go on go on! Oh, he's like a little babe at his mother's teat, Creme!'
>'Look at him thrusting his hips like he's fighting for his life!'
>'Go ahead and cum, Anon. A Holstaur's pussy is much more pleasurable than a human girl's isn't it? Go ahead and sow your seed in her, we don't have to rush. Creme and I will love you lots tonight.'
>'All you have to do is milk us while we milk you, how does that sound, Mm?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899457
Gas the Amazons race war now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899439

What's this? A lost mothgirl? Looks like she's in dire need of cuddles.

This better not be hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899457
Author here, they all seem VERY INTERESTED in you and being a yandere could make you very very very dangerous even if you are a cute kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899461
The ride never ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899467
No, I'm saying if you kill the kiki we riot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899462
It's almost like I'm reading a doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899479

All I forgot was to include some kind of ludicrous line like 'AAAAHHHHN~ MY PUSSY IS SINGING"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899461
>implying it's bad
Don't forget where you are
mgt only loves sluts and whores
Pure girls are hated here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899466
What's that?
You wanted purity?
Too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899487
Did you pull that out of your ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899461
If I remember correctly there's no gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899431
>cute kiki about to be harmed
oh no you don't.

Go on in any case, but keep an eye on the spelling here and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899487
>Pure girls are hated here
What is your primary malfunction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899489
Fucking Succubutts I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899492
Is it just some grumpy looking old guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899408
>>12899413

http://i.imgur.com/XDTewxF.jpg

Dress looks way better, but I think I made the high heel thing worse...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899499
.Less should've drew her holding a glass of wine instead of a shoe. Or whatever that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899483
I need more MG related ridiculous sex lines.

Okay, I've got nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899423

>The hate

Can't you see this man is in pain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899505

>Manticore assaults an Anon

"Ara ara, you'll find some pleasure inside my love bulb"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899496
>>12899491
I guess it's that guy who had a mental meltdown when someone said that they are ok with it when a woman/mg already has had sex with someone before meeting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899499
Make the heels grey, you can leave the buckle that bronze color though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899503
Nah, I think it's a really clever little thing.

You know, makes you think about how the stuff we have applies/would apply to MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899508
It definitely is, I already recognized his manner of typing during that one shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899509
Just the heel? Or the whole thing?

And what the hell was I thinking when I made the red parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899510
But then it gets you thinking that she's now walking towards you with only one shoe on
Then you got the whole "she had to bend down to take her shoe off before approaching you" thing
THEN you get the thought, "but wait a minute, heels give you a pretty big boost in the height factor. She's going to trip"

But I guess you're right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899511
Hey, it's write-style analyzer-kun. Guess what writefag I am!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899508

The saddest thing is that almost no MGs are monogamous with the exception of a few very specific ones.

Alot of them have sex with multiple men until they find the one they want to be their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go camping inside a Sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899507
>Anon can't stop raping a Dormouse.

"ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI'm in wonderlandzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899511
are you the same guy that could identify writefags by their manner of writing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899517
You may have a point.

I'm no high heel/fashion expert by any means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899511

Then who is >>12899462 so I can slap them, Mister Identifier?

[Anonymous No.]

So how about them Kaiju Girls hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899522
Sounds like it would be very sticky, and you can't light a fire. You'd be falling down a lot and each time the sandworm goes 'Aaaaah!' suggestively just to mess with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899514
Make the black bits a slightly darkened grey color,make the red bits either a dark grey or black.
>>12899524
Perhaps either Trachyon or Penywise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899489

Why do Succubutts gotta be so mean? I just wanted some purity, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899525
Hey, I'm no high heel expert either, but I know how they function and how flawed the picture is in hindsight after certain thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899531
2big4me
And Otachi a slut, already got a kid in her belly and no husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899531
I dunno about you, but I don't want to climb inside a mecha everytime I wanna have sexy time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899536
>>12899537
how about kaiju girls that can become human sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899520
You don't know what monogamous means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899511
>happy_jewnuki_merchant.jpg
Anyone have that pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899541

I always figured it meant mated for life, sorry if I offended you tovarich.

[Anonymous No.]

>be stalker
>looking for artifacts
>tfw only shitty makarov
>come upon city
>lucky for me I cannot read, i could only see that the letters made an acronym of MGC
>start poking around for better weapons and artifacts
>suddenly mutants
>so many fucking mutants
>half snakes
>half sheeps
>giant womens
>comrade makarov what the fuck why are you so uselss?
>there is only one option
>slav squat
>i am now invisible
>I walk down the middle of the street looking straight to the sky in my glorious natural slavic form
>the mutants appear to be staring right at me, but i know that they cannot see me for I am in slav squat mode
>suddenly mutant approaches me
>has tentacles like squid
>IS BLOOD SUCKER THAT CAN SEE PAST MY INVISIBILITY
>"Sir are you oka-"
> A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>run away faster than dog at beginning of game
>hide in garbage can and drink vodka and eat bread
such is life in the zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899531
>>12899540
Close enough.

http://exhentai.org/g/721097/3125d446e1/

>>12899545
You can have one partner for life or marry and stay faithful. Both are monogamous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899520
Are you genuinely retarded?
>>12899543
I wish we did more with Tanuki's aside from portraying them as "lel jews".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899554

That's the only time i've ever heard the term being used. Ya might wanna check that temper there, Cyka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899554
No, other one not that hideous
She also looked into opposite direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899372

>Proud, crusading Paladin seduced by a Succubus with sweet words
>Inevitably betrayed by her
>Dedicates the rest of his life to seeking her
>To hunting her
>To peacefully converting her. As much as he hurts from her betrayal, he can't hate her. He loves her. Even when she scoffs and mocks him for his piousness, his thoughts are of her and God and of showing her the light so that he can be with her. Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899540
So you tellin me you don't wanna be a scientist doing research on Tsundere Goji-sama askin you if she can pick you up all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899533
Something like that?

http://i.imgur.com/pg6aAun.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899540
That works, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899561
i mean, they can also be kaiju sized

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899559
Wait, found it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899546
>slav squat
>i am now invisible
My sides.
>>12899553
Aren't Krakens able to alter their body size? They're perfect Kaiju material.
>>12899559
This one then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899533

I'm curious. Perhaps you could identify me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899562
That looks a little better.
>>12899570
There's nothing to go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899560

>Yandere Paladin

Oh boy, where are we going with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899567

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899520
Nah, the saddest thing would be anons saying sluts are cool, casual fuck a best and fuck purity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899572

I understand. You need a greentext story or the like to identify people, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899553
I sadly only get sad panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899546
God I want to play STALKER with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899576
I bet those lingere cost a thousand sheckles.
And she bartered them down to three hundred.

[Anonymous No.]

why are they so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899487
Why are you telling lies on the internet?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so, did my re-read, proofing, re-writes and all that good stuff, so read to post this again. Doubt anyone read it before anyway since I posted it at the tail-end of a dead thread at 4am.

But anyway, for people who like stories involving Anubis, or just MG stories at least, here's what I spent the last little while working on.
http://pastebin.com/HWKZvstt

Just a one-off, probably. Might write more for it if people want me to. Might be able to do so quicker now that I've got stuff established. But if not, I hope people at least enjoy this.

Later all, Anubis a Best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899583
With this mod on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k51skJUVj5s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899584
she probably started at 25 shekels, and she talked them down to 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899585
That have huge tracts of land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899581
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899585
'Coon poon

[PantyQuest No.]

Another page has been found.

Previous Pages: http://pastebin.com/XCnAre4e

PAGE 3

ALP

Rating: ☆

Extra Tools: None needed

There is truly no dorm easier to steal panties from, than the Alp dorm. They practically give them away, insisting they don't mind. If caught stealing they'll actually be flattered and will see it as a sign of reaching womanhood.
Some raiders may find raiding them questionable, as the Alp's gender will generally be up in the air, so it might be difficult to get them to follow along, oath or not.
The Alp dorm is perfect to practice on, there are no consequences for being caught, however they might bat their eyelashes and try to flirt with you.
They're too submissive to put up any resistance and aren't physically strong either. Don't expect them to report to campus security either.
There's even cases of novice raiders struggling to find panties, falling to the ground about to give up, when an Alp would approach them shyly and give them a pair so they 'don't feel bad'.
Truly it is very hard to fuck up an Alp dorm raid.
If successful you'll come away with the Alp's varying panties, boxers or even hilarious training bras.
In conclusion, this is a perfect dorm to start with and a good way to practice technique for later, harder dorms.

[Anonymous No.]

I did a quick translation of the kraken doujin preview. No typesetting since the resolution on the full thing might be higher.
http://pastebin.com/XFMRfcM7

http://exhentai.org/g/775263/4a6f5c8965/

Hopefully we get the full thing soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899601
Is that you, RSanon? He said he would do it as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899574

>Yandere
>Implying he is sick
>Implying it isn't purely in love
>That he could never harm her or speak against her but still seeks to purify her
>And that he is shot down and mocked every time. He deserves better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899604
Yes, it's me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899585
>Touch bushy ringtail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899590
Hell I just want to play games that have monster girls in it.

Maybe a game like Dead Space with monster girls instead of Necromorphs.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Kindergarten movie night! Don't ask how Kindergarteners are able to go to the movies by themselves. Will you

>Watch a Comedy with Ryu
>Watch a Disney Movie with Crybaby Wyvern and comfort her when the parent dies
>Sneak into the Adult movie with 2nd Graders Salamander and Hellhound
>Let Anubis sit on your shoulders so she can see over the tall oni in front of her
>Sneak cookies into the movie with Dragon
>Play Pokemon TCG in the bathroom with Ophy
>Ask to sit in Echidna Teacher's lap while she watches some cheesy romantic comedy
>Get drugged to the cartoon princess movie with Dark Elf and P'Orc
>Ask 6th Grader Jabberwocky to join you so you can watch the PG-13 Action Movie
>Help 6th Grader Lilim cheat at the arcade machines by shaking the pinball machine, using your small frame to get into the claw machine, and so on while she berates you
>Comfort Pharaoh as she cries after seeing The Ten Commandments
>Submerge yourself in Kitsune's Fluffy Tails as she sings along to the musical
>Ask Junko what she's doing in the dumpster and listen to her explain the concept of 'public domain food'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
Dick them already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899439
I admit, I did not expect that ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
Stop already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616

Go watch a war movie by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
It is my duty to make sure Anubis-chan can enjoy the movie properly.

I may even have to roll up my sleeves, walk up to the Oni blocking the screen and say: "C-can you um... Please duck down a little? M-my Anubis friend can't see..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899609
>monster girl quest
>h-doom
>desire dungeon
>some of violated hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
>Sneak cookies into the movie with Dragon

She brings the cookies, I'll bring the booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
I would watch a movie together with everyone instead. That includes Junko, just have to look at the teacher with puppy eyes. If that doesn't work we go to somoene's home and watch a movie there instead. I'm not quite sure what kindergarteners would be doing at the movies in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899600
Love these, really looking forward to more. They're fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
Junko. I will also invite her to eat something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899626
I'm talking about good video games anon.

Doom is the only good one there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899585

I don't know why but whenever I see a Danuki/Tanuki girl that isn't the Jew, I just want to violate her and her scrumptiously cute self like a wolf assaulting Red Riding Hood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899625
> Swole as fug Oni turns around
"dafug you say nig-sqeak!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899600
Alp dorm best dorm. Go over, play vidiya, get smashed, walk away with your prize. Or wake up in a pile of Alps.

[PantyQuest No.]

>>12899634
Aiming for about one a day.

Plenty more pages to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899637
I will fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
Comedy with Ryu. I might even try to hold her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616

This was fun for a while but give it a rest already. At least graduate or try another scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899644
Alma Elma please calm down!

No one needs to be raped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899639
>"Fuggin duck down ya daft cunt, swear on me mum I'll shove my foot up ur arse m8!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899644
You'll fuck just about anyone, Alma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899644
MGQ, Violated heroin and whatever that other one is are not very good games.

Doom is a good game for it's time.
Alma a shit, all girls are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899639
"Y-you too... I-I MEAN NEVERMIND! I'M S-SORRY!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899651
Oh yes they do
>>12899654
Like ur mum cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899640

How to win the Alp Bowl

>Challenge them to drunken
>BATTLETOADS
>TURBO TUNNEL
>LOSER HAS TO BE ON BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899652
>>12899639
>>12899625
Onis are the worst. They're rude, nasty, and don't even treat men kindly. Don't know why Boys go for them and not a nice Monster Girl instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
>>Submerge yourself in Kitsune's Fluffy Tails as she sings along to the musical
Yes yes yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899662
>TURBO TUNNEL
Fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899644
Odd question, but what car would you expect to see Alma driving?

I could see her in a Litte Red Corvette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
>Get drugged to the cartoon princess movie with Dark Elf and P'Orc
>drugged
wait what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899601
>loses control
>rapes the guy
>sheepishly asks if he wanted to have sex afterwards
I love this kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899662
I want to play Circle of Death with the Alps in the Alp dorm.

Then when they're all drunk and passed out, I make off with their panties and training bras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899672
Dark Elf and P'Orc are tired of playing games Anon. They mean business now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899675

>Not dicking that one Alp who can hold her beer
>Not using her horns for handle bars as you plow her

Come on man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899601
Good stuff. Thanks, RS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899644
>>12899661

>mgq
>good
>jerry rigged vn engine
>takes huge amounts of system resources because of piss poor optimization
>good
>vore
>good
>Alma Elma
>good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899601
>(The krakens in her head are arguing. The left side has a banners saying "Crime!", the right banners say "Reason!")
Reminds of Vashyrons scene from Resonance of Fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899652
>Oni stands up quietly and faces you
>"Yall' need Robin williams in yo life!"
>The oni then swivels back and her seat, whispering quietly..."you never had a friend like me..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899671
>Be adventurer.
>Not one of those 'Heroes' from the south.
>You've just bested a Spider Girl in combat and the road stretches in front of you, heading towards the next town.
>Suddenly you feel a rush of wind past your face.
>Feel a powerful presence behind you.
>Slowly turn around.
>It's Alma Elma sitting in some kind of little red wagon, wearing a pair of tinted glasses.
>"HONK HONK!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899577
That's already happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899652

>"...Y-Ya don't need t'be so rude, y'know? I just couldn't hear ya the first time 'round. Geez ya human boys be crazy..."
>She gets up and leave quietly
>You then find her sitting on a street bench by herself outside the theater after the movie, staring down at the ground, looking sad and grumpy

Look at what you did. That wasn't cool, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
On my shoulders? Well, seems unfair that she can't see, so sure, Anubis can sit on my shoulders. She can just tell me what I missed later!

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody got any good Kaiju greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899686
I gotta know, anon. Does she have a pocket full of horses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899689
Fine I'll take her out for a fucking drink if she stops being a sad sack of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
>Doing my MGK
>Thinking I wouldn't notice
Nigga if you're going to do MGK don't use greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899689
I'm suprised that a kid in the kindergarten knows such words.
I'm also suprised that the oni isn't suprised that theres a small kid that belongs in the kindergarten sitting in the movies speaking to her like that.

Dam kids grow up way to fast these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
I bet none of these nerds will take the only REAL choice here.

>Sneak into the adult movie with Salamander and Hellhound

We'll be the coolest kids in school then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899695
Centaurs most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899704
>not teaching your shota the greatest way to defend yourself from monster rape

You're a horrible father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899706
Some of them used? I'm kinda worried about the jockeys that rode before me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899705
>"What's that man doing to the woman?"
>"..."
>"I-I FEEL FUNNY!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899692
You will still see the movie afcoarse,You never had problems watching the movie from your seat, and she moves to your seat to sit on your shoulder.

Blocking the albino lamia from seeing the movie, after she finnaly got a comfortable spot on the chair that didn't cause her pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899707
Sounds like a great way to get in trouble instead. It will probably just cause the rape-type monstergirls to fire up even more if you insult them or act tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899713
That's only if you don't teach them properly.

You gotta get them to have the crazy eye too, that's crucial to the whole look.

[Anonymous No.]

>Try to find time to write
>Drink rum instead
>Cry in a corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899703
>>12899616
Seriously though.
Why exactly are you doing MGK anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899707
>Teaching him to say "Stop it. I don't like it. And I want it to stop." If being accosted by some MG Hooligans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899679
>comolaining about vn system requirements
Shit nigga, you have pentium 3 or what? All modern vns have retarded requirements considering its just unmoving pics with sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899687
RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899723
Well what would you teach him?

My shota has gone on his whole life without being raped because I taught him these techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>You are middle-eastern janitor for the Shatterdome specimen housing facility
>you joined this job in hopes to get revenge against the kaiju that killed your family while crossing overseas
>you want revenge...
Do you wish continue, Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899730
>being a kebab

No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899637
You can always develop some good monster vidya game yourself. And please include manticore romance option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899730
I ain't no dirty kebab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899724

Custom i7 tower, i have no difficulty, but some people complain it's slows there shit down

I enjoyed MGQ, i'm only fooling around

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899726
RIS

Rest In Sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899718
Till an ushi oni thinks it's a sign of love.
Just send your children to one of those paladin self defence coarses instead. They actually learn some actual magic and usseful knowledge there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899732
Da, we continue
> The pilots made a bet with you that you couldn't feed Otachi-sama with the mechanical arm system while drunk
>little do those americans know...you are not drunk
Do you wish to countinue Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899741
Or you teach them to look like a crazy murderer at will and not become a crazy killer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899743
No, and you're not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899720

>Find time to write
>Can't think of anything

It's killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899023
>>12899030
>>12899031

No bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899737
You gonna fool around you gonna get your anus fooled around with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899753
Did someone say it's time to bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899758
That time already? Who are we bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899762
Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899749
Da, Kebab is master
> you enter the arm control room and sit up to the window
>there she is...that bio-luminescent bitch
>you grab the chunk of food with the arm and start bringing it to her
>"Ooooh, Lunchtime~", she chirps making your urge to kill arise
>"Yes it is..." you say as you lock the security doors behind you
Do you wish to continue Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899765
So much for powerful and violent MG's am I right guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899771
I bet if you scratched their head they'd drown in pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899775
>"GAOOOOOO~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899765
I think if I tired to bully a Manticore, she'd just bully me instead.

Need to start lower on the sexual foodchain, work our way up. Maybe bully a Mouse Girl or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone say Bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899777

i disliked the 1st episode of yuri bears and i went in with the expectation i would love it to..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899782
Hellhound-san, may I please leave Hell now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899783
Anon, it's the first episode. Just give it the 3 episode rule

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899782
Just scratch her tummy, she'll be powerless to you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899782
Mistress Hellhound, can I leave Hell now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899781
>>12899782

Yes bully the HB's, thats what i like to see in this thread.

>No hellhound to turn you into a stay at home dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899788
For as long as you can keep going that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899786
Fuck you anon, I know a friend that said to always go by that shitty rule.

Fuck that faggot and his shitty rules, If I don't like a show in the first episode I'm not watching anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899782
Wurms who are gentle and easily exploitable are the best bully material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899797
Fine. No one's going to force you. Calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899794
I wish we had some more househusband stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899788
please not this shit again.

She will let you do it because she likes it, nothing about her behavior towards you will change. Though she might force you to raise ruly daughteru's you can only discipline by invoking her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899788
This works with Jinkos, but Hellhounds are different Anon.

They like to play Ruff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899782
>filename

Bring it bitch, you're going home spanked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899805
Well then I'll refuse to raise them.

I don't want to raise some womans kids I didn't want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899782
>>12899806
Too human for my taste, shouldn't she look more hellish? Like horns and evil tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899804
Will write one tomorrow, any preferences or ideas anyone ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899805
She's just a big dog anon, all dogs are powerless to belly rubs and ear scratches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899804
So basically this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgVo-nHGGJQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899373
>Be minotaur ranch-hand
>Pretty easy job, just gotta keep an eye on the herd
>Hear a commotion from the dry riverbed one day
>Go to check it out
>Find one of your girls with a Wurm wrapped around her, sucking her tits
>Looks like an Anaconda eating a goat
>Barely manage to pull them apart, Anna is beet-red from embarrassment
>Runs off shouting about being ruined for marriage
>Wurm sitting there pouting, you finally get a good look at her
>Chubbiest Wurm you've ever seen, somehow still has a hint of a six-pack just above her slight belly pooch
>She's staring at you really intently now
>Specifically your breasts
>Hear her tail wriggling around behind you, closing in
>You are still exhausted from the struggle, she isn't even breathing hard
>Feel a chill run down your spine

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would you teach to ski/snowboard?

Yes, pic related. I will help her enjoy the sno the best she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899805
>"Kids, don't touch that."
>"Sally. Sally- HEY!- Sally, get away from there"
>"Christ... What did I say about messing with Charon!"
>"Beth, get away from the cookie Jar. Beth. BETH!"
>"DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOUR MOTHER HERE!"
>....
>"Now that's better."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899813
>everything from hell must have horns and spadetail

Das racyst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899815
A jailbait bishie fatheru who tends to his Werecat daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899821
Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899820
Oh man, I love Monster Girl Farm stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899819
No pizza for breakfast. What the fuck is his problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899824
And hooves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899824
Hell sucks, they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899827
This.

I want a 2cool4school Yeti wearing a backwards baseball cap doing crazy jumps while drinking an energy drink.

The coolest Yeti ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899830
He's a paladin.
They're against pizza for breakfast and Wurm daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899822
Works only till they realise that you'll be the one punished for not keeping them in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899836
Wurm Daughterus are as smart as a sack of potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899754

Psycho bitch pls, i'll be the one fucking anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899833
>he doesn't want to have badass horns

I wouldn't like a tail though, I'd be getting it stuck in everything, shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899841
Not this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899837
God help you if your Hellhound waifu says she needs to leave for a few days. Leaving you in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899836
Guess I'm a paladin because WURMS A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899845
>not wanting a third arm
>an extra erogenous zone
>can be used to fuck a third hole
anon pls, tails are great

[Anonymous No.]

I continue without mistress
>The pilots get nervous"hey buddy, did you lock the doors?"
>"shit, they're jammed mate!"
> A scientist comes to the scene, "Please good sir, what in the dickens are you doing?!"
>you drop the meat and corner the kaiju girl with the mechanical arm
> "p..ple...please! what did I do wrong?! I promise I won"t make fun of the pilots again, I swear!"
>you lean in to the mic system and speak," Do you remember that cruise you attacked sixteen years ago? DO YOU!!!"
Do you wish to continue, Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899846
Do you think it's that Sandworm husband again?
If it is, the spice must be flowing into his urethra for him to be so adamant about his Wurm hate, don't you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899837
>>12899847
Just dick them in line. So hard.

>>12899850
Yeah, say that when you get yours stuck in a revolving door. Or under a desk chair's wheels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899853
It might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899815
>>12899825
Hold on, make that Jailbait bishie fatheru tending to Werewolf daughterus.

It'd be a perfect allusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899837
>"Hey daddy. We heard you crying last night. Did something happen with you and mommy?"
>"W-What? Ah. You and my mom j-just got into a disagreement, t'is all."
>"Really? Because Mommy seemed to be pretty happy afterwards."
>"W-We resolves it..."
>"Hoo? Then why is it you seem so desperate to get us back in line, huh? Maybe because you don't want to get 'punished' by mommy?"
>"I-I-"
"Mommy left you in charge of us while she went to visit Charon for the weekend, huh? Would be a shame if we accidentally ruined the place."
>"D-Don't-"
>"Nee. Nee. We should throw a party!"
>"Yeah, one that totally trashes the place!"
>"P-Please don't."
>"Hora? or you'll do what? Stop us?"
>[cackling intensifies]
>"Try to be louder when you cry, daddy. Some of us can't hear your meeps and whines."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899857
Goddamn I would upsie her so hard she'd go to the moon.

Hell even if my shitty Hellhound wife wanted upsies I do it, but only if my Hellpup fought over me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899855
That's like saying getting your arms or legs stuck in those places. You can control it just as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899855
No Anon! That'll teach them that if they misbehave, they get free dick.

You need to have it as a reward for good behavior.

But then again these are Hellhound pups, they're going to be untameable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899806
That anatomy's fugged. Her entire ribcage is like fucking dislocated or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899864
In Hell, you don't need a ribcage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899859
Eventually he will snap and give them a good spanking.
>its what they wanted all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899859
They are gonna get the dick so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899859
What shitty kids.

I'd leave the second I could so I wouldn't have to deal with children that hated me that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899861
>"Pappy! I want Upsies!"
>"Pappy! I want a cwookie!"
>"Pappy! I want a cold fusion generator to provide proper heating for our house!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899864
I can't keep my eyes off that healthy lower body anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899836
TOO CUTE

MY HEART

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899863
I'll just feed them ipecac when they're bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Best Kindergarten.
I wanna marry Anubis someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899859

Somebody call angry oniborn dude, I bet he'd be glad to babysit this guy's kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899859
As if we needed any more evidence that Hellhounds are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899876
I wish I was able to do the actual MGK instead of the faker.
But oh well, gotta go to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899372
This reminded me of Niebelfader's Hungry Blob Soup Kitchen, specifically chapter five. (http://pastebin.com/Gq4tdjZw, line 391)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899785
>>12899790
You've only just arrived, don't you know anything at all? There is no..."leaving" this place, not for you at least, but me and my sister can come and go as we please~

On that note, I'm going out to play with some more "heroes" then I'll drag a few of them back so you needn't worry about lacking male company. You can be the best of friends, like brothers even!

My sister will be your chaperone for this evening while I'm gone, I wouldn't want you to feel lonely without a female presence now would I?

Ahh here she comes, just remember not to get her too...excited. She tends to "roughhouse" a bit harder with her pre- I mean her guests if they try anything strange. Like running or moving a lot.

>>12899808
Go ahead, spank away. I'll show you what a real spanking feels like after I've drug you back "home".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899879
Oh well. Have a nice day at work MGKAnon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899877
>inb4 you find him tied up and being molested by your daughterus from hell.

Taking care of a litter of Hellhound pups is a hellish task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899883
And then when Mommy Hellhound comes back home, all Hell breaks lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899881
>Kuuga

Don't you sully his name by associating such a shitty monster with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899821
>"Anon~! Help me~!"
"This is the fifth time you've fallen on this run. Remember what I said earlier."
>"About what?"
"...Pizza, french fry?"
>"I'm trying, but it's so difficult."
"How is it difficult to move your legs?"
>"I'm dead, Anon, I can't very well feel my legs when it's cold."
"...I see."
>"Why could we not go sleigh riding instead?"
"Because you were the one who insisted on trying the "primitive sport of sliding down mountains on sticks," as you put it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899881
This is where I shrink to the back of the crowd, so I don't get picked by her.

I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899876
I want to surprise fuck anubis through this cycle of expressions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899883

I think it'd be more like him destroying the house himself in order to keep them in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899878
>Letting a greentext dictate your opinion on a species.
I hate autists like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899888
Surely the Wight has skied before? Back in the old days when only rich people could afford to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899881
Implying you can. Implying I don't have every defense and weapon in place to deal with infernal shits. Implying I won't rape the hell out of you once I go incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899890
Not quite what I was imagining when I was writing Anubis smut earlier.

But close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899890
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899890
Number 1 and 2 should be switched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899894
This particular Wight is not French.
So she's not entirely familiar with the French Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899870
>>"Pappy! I want a cold fusion generator to provide proper heating for our house!"
baby zombie imouto when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899901
Yeah I see that now, it's in that order because in the whole picture she doesn't get penetrated till the second one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899904
I'll admit, that was a good one

[Anonymous No.]

Don't insult Sea Bishops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899916
Can you fuck off kaiju/giantess guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899916
Fuck off vorefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899918

Not him but, now that I think about it, aren't we technically giants when compared to fairies and pixies and stuff? I don't get why giant girls get so much hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899887
Sister Kuuga has a pet hero named Kuuga, is that the one you're referring to? Funny story, she actually dragged him back specifically because she wanted to make a wordplay joke about there being 2 Kuuga to confuse me.

Then she broke his pelvis. Now he gets to take it easy until it's healed back up.

>>12899895
*laughter*

Oh anon you're cute, cute, cute! Definitely going to bring you back, me and sister Kuuga love men who can withstand making love to both a Hellhound and a Ushi-Oni together!

I mean we've never found one that's ever lasted a full night, Incubus or Human, but hey maybe you'll be that one? If not well...at least you can hang out with hero Kuuga while you both recover from pelvic injuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899899
Taimanin Asagi Battle Arena. There's like four pictures with this girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899907
Well, I was thinking more like, the second pic scream surprise buttsex, then the first, where she looks resistant, then 2 and 4 where she finds new pleasure and becomes a buttslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899918
Nyet, that is different guy you peak to. I am akiju guy cyka. Also, Ido not promote the vore...is weird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899927
>thinking you can break Kuuga

C'mon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899926
And we don't talk about fairies either because muh stretching. Anyway, do you see any fucking giants in MGE? and also because vore.

>inb4 MGE is the only MG universe there is

It's the most popular here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899932
She doesn't actually take it up the ass. Which is good because anal is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899927
I now regret all the bad things I did in life.

Like tipping those Holstaurs, or stealing candy from that Mouse Girl.

I'm sorry.

Can I leave now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899927
YOU. ARE. ON! By the time I'm done with you you'll go from hound to toy. Also, keep your sister away from me, unless you want to lose a sibling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899940

>And we don't talk about fairies either because muh stretching

I don't think of fairies with lewd intents because of that, yes. Only for cute stories.

>do you see any fucking giants in MGE?

So you're saying we shouldn't talk about it because it isn't in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899944
>not pounding her meant buns

I could cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899949
>So you're saying we shouldn't talk about it because it isn't in MGE?

It causes shitstorms and brings out the vorefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899951
But ass doesn't lead to pregnancy, lactation and daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899919
Wrong fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899957
This is a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899953
I just want a 12 tall chubby giant mg waifu man, is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899948
wow, chill out with the chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899953

Oh well. I'm neutral to giant girls, but it must suck for people who like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899926
Thank you comrade, big bosom is BEST bosom
I continue despite butthurt-anon
>Otachi-samas' eyes grow wide with fear,"Please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." she begins to sob as the mech arm is now in front of her
>"you like to eat huh? HUH!!!" you rear arm back ready to pound it into her face
>"Pl..please...no..." she quietly pleads
>All the other staff are still trying to break in
>you whisper into the mic,"...here comes the airplane..."
> "whaa..." Otachi-sama begins to speak out of confusion when *CRACK* *CRACK* *CRACK*
>you shout the cry of your people as you beat the kaiju senseless," ALLAHU AKBAR!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899959
With 2d? Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899859
Daddy should have the balls to leave an environment which isn't good for him. But then daddy also sounds like his wife has taken a replica of his dick, increased its size 50% and has been pounding him in the ass with it for the last 5 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899964
They were ruined for me thanks to a crazy finnish faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899962
Those >>12899916 are a little bigger than 12ft.

>>12899963
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899966
You're dialogue is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899801
Not exacltly, they will take everything you say to them seriously. And that will only lead to tears and destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899938
Oh no, he's not broken. Yet. All the time in the world to do that really so mine as well take our time doing it.

That doesn't change the fact that his pelvis is broken in multiple places though.

>>12899946
Better watch out, Kuuga likes the cute ones who think they have a chance of leaving.

Something about it turns her into a beast intent on insuring her prey doesn't escape, a natural response really, just without the eating flesh thing that actual animals do.

Also, no. Enjoy!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899967
One should wait at least three to five years after marriage for making kids. Enjoy the waifu, because life is even more shit after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899966

>ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

I am deeply disappointed with your work. By all means, please end this procedure this instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899966
Are you autistic? Really autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899976
Hellhound a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899977
It's 2D, who cares?

When it comes to 3D. I don't like pregnancy, lactation, kids, or even dark skin. 2D they're my fetishes

Well not the kids. It's nice to see them after the fact, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899976
If I get Quints, you let us all leave Hell, unscathed.

If I don't, I'm first in line for the next pelvis smashing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900004
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any monster girl classification in the biological order-family-genus sense? I need to know whether dragons are related to snakegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900010
Amateur.

>>12900002
I say it applies to 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899969
Daddy lives in hell. He's fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899981
Da, am done now.
Also I despise the vorefags as well. Many thanks for being mature and restraining from the vulgar language. My story is done. It was my first greentext, so yes I know it was terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899616
cookies with dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

So we're never going to get any more of this are we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900023

Wow. I almost shat bismuth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900023
I also want a Chuuni Honey Badger Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>People thinking Hellhound daughterus are monsters

They're dogs, and dogs are very loyal to their master. Well, in this case father, because we all know who's the master of the family and it sure as hell isn't the father. They'd be very loyal and loving, if a bit rowdy. They would love to see their father happy and beaming with pride about how tough and smart his daughterus are.

Besides, even if the kids acted up thinking they'd get their dad in trouble, just wait till their mother figures it out. Then there will be hell to pay for disrespecting their father like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900031
>hellhounds
>respecting a man

[Anonymous No.]

Another great thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899989
you just can't handle the RP!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900044
It's different when said man is her husband, and thus her property. Thus, disrespecting him would be disrespecting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900031
>They're dogs, and dogs are very loyal to their master
Eh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900031
Yeah sure, hellhounds caring about men.

[Anonymous No.]

This is like next level autism. It's past the point where you become gay because you can't get laid to where you give up on men and invent women who would want you.

lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900050
You must be a really big fucking loser if you can't get a dog to love you. A cat I can understand, but dogs were made to be loyal and kind to the people they love, and it's easy to get them to love you. Even Hitler had a loyal dog that loved him. You'd have to be worse than Hitler to not be able to have a dog love you.

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>>12900054
Where the fuck did this epic meme of hellhounds being abusive come from all of the sudden? Their profile states that they tenderly love and protect the man they marry. Being dominant and having your husband wear a collar doesn't mean you don't care about them. It means the exact fucking opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900031
>They're dogs, and dogs are very loyal to their master
Oh boy, it's like what happened to the werewolves all over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900054
Come now anon, have you ever had a toy or piece of tech that you really loved, but were really careless about? I bet it broke on you, and you had to toss it out.

If you respect your property it'll last a hell of a lot longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900028
I want a honey badger girl that acts tough and says she doesn't give a fuck but is really a huge coward who gets herself into dangerous situations with her fake bravery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900061
Probably the same guy with the hateboner for Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900061
It's probably the same faggots who were responsible for the amazon shitposting. If they aren't submissive to HFY, then they are abusive cunts not worth it anyway. That's their usual argument.

[Anonymous No.]

Just casually reading through these threads are the highlight of my day. These people are so stupid. These people are the true definition of a sub-human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899781

>Try to bully Manticore by slapping her ass
>She reciprocates by groping yours, and giving it an approving smack once you pass inspection

>Bully Manticore by eating her last Flan
>She milks you no less than three times that evening

>Bully Manticore by buying her a wedding band, asking her to marry you. Not rape you, not get pregnant by you, but share the rest of her life with you
>She goes beet red and locks herself in her room for three days, with a loud "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900064,1
>>12900050,1
Are they really worse than the onahole crew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900067
>>12900068
How much you wanna bet they're the product of a broken home and an abusive mother? It's one of the few ways I could understand why the hateboner is so massive

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900048

More like, your stuff is bad, you type like a faggot, and you kept going despite of people telling you to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899976
Kuuga punched out the Kamen Rider Verse equivalent of Rocks Fall Everyone Dies.
Daguva LITERALLY could have kicked the Earth and killed everyone on it, but didn't cause 'Nah that's boring' and wanted to fight strong ass dudes.
And Kuuga punched him dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900073
>How much you wanna bet
Nothing. I couldn't give a fuck I just want them to get go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900068,1
They are read through the thread. You will either be laughing or disrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900073
Fuck them, they can keep their shitty home life out of these threads and away from monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900067
>>12900068
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900073
I don't give two fucks about them, I just want them to stop spreading lies just because the girls are not like they want.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you people fall off of a cliff onto spikes.

Hate you people so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900070
like this post is makes me want to throw up at the thought of someone like this posting on the Jay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900070
Tell her you were just kidding after she finally leaves her room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900073
Jokes on them, I'm the product of a broken home and abusive male figure. Men hit harder then women so their abusive mothers mean shit. They need to fuck off from trying to ruin my waifu because their mommy didn't take them for ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900085
We love you too, anon.
die a lonely death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900085
I love you just as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900090
You first faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900083,1
But I post on the dubya, or are you not interested [spoiler]in my tailpussy :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900085
Tsundere monster girls are the cutest. Watch out or you might fall on our spikes, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900049
>property

This is why people hate on amazon and hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900056
Hitler had dogs that loved him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900089
Your waifu is shit and I hope you never get one.

I hope none of you people in this fucking thread find love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900099

Except they don't hate men at all. They just feel that men need to be protected, as one would with a weaker gender.

Property has nothing to do with it. They still care about their husbands, but take the initiative on sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900092
I'll hold a welcome party for you in hell.
your hellhound waifu-to-be will be waiting for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900091,1
>dubya
hello mid-2014 how has it been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900099
Nothing in their profile implies that they degrade their men to "property", you autist.
>>12900106
Dick status: Muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899976
>Breaking Kuuga
>Implying Kuuga is breakable
>Implying Godai couldn't make a hellhound fall in pure love with him just by being himself.
What are you on, and where can I get some?
Now if it was Decade Kuuga, I'd believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900105
My waifu is unicorn, either I find love or lose my virginity, it's a win-win situation for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900044

But they do respect their husbands, they're just possessive and sex-hungry. You're beggining to twist the facts here. This is how the "husband beater" Amazon fiasco came to be.

Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899644
I want Alma Elma to fuck the taste out of my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900107
Fuck off.

Hellhounds are shit waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900054
So you haven't read the profile and don't know anything about what KC is going for with his world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900121
http://www.davidtucker.me/content/paint-it-black/13-saltshaker/DavidTucker-SaltShaker-04.jpg
I thought you might be the anon who got buttmad over those greentexts. You still sore in the rear?

[Anonymous No.]

how about some shit eating smug grins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900075
well allow me to apologize to all anons that I have offended in the making of my shit greentext. Can't a somebody have a little fun?
Happy anon?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12899017
Hellhound is adorable.

Still wip but I haven't done anything productive in days so wanted to attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900129

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900134
It's looking good, Hound

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900106
They can both fuck off.


>>12900109
Hellhound

>even if a man stronger than them were to appear, the only thing on their mind would be how to break the male before them into submission and make him their own. They would never even consider obeying a male.

>After capturing a man they're into, they keep him within reach so they can violate him whenever the urge arises.

Amazoness

>they like to show off when they violate their husbands, to reveal their strength to the other amazoness and assert their claims of ownership over their men

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900134
looks great

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900129
>>12900135

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900137

Hey that's like, your opinion, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900114
>amazons
>legendary man haters not beating their "husbands" who are property

Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900134
Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900124
Oh you mean the same world where most if not all humans get corrupted into monsters/Incubi, man that sounds fucking wonderful.

>>12900128
I think you got me confused, I call Hellhounds shit because they look bad to me, nothing about their stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900135

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900137
You aren't going to prevent them from discussed in the threads by throwing a shit-fit every time they're mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>83 images
>Page 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900150
Goddamn, houtengeki needs to make a doujin one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900151
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900137
Duh, then get Golem waifu if you aren't submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900150

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900148
Humanity isn't even on the verge of extinction you cherry picking faggot.
>>12900156

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900158
You don't seem to comprehend how things work around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900153
Your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900085

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900112
>Decade Kuuga
Hah.

Now Real Kuuga, that man, he'd get into a sadomasochistic back-and-forth with a Hellhound, and it'd be the most badass pure love ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
Fucking gold

Loen is what is best in life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165

Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
Okay, that's cute.

I'm glad I said that now, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
awwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
Based Loen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
Why are a bunch of cute Werewolves doing in a pit in the middle of nowhere? Also:
>That Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
HOW?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900173
>2010+5
>They still don't know that I am a Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
wah, what are we gonna do off the cliff?
wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900166
Most Kamen Riders would be nabbed faster than light speed if they were in a MG world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
>Wurm with dog ears taped to her horns
Heee

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900178
Eiji and Phoenix Girl Ankh OTP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900161
Even then KC has said the dominance and corruption is not as bad as westerners make it out to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900181
That's why he has to rewrite his shit every five minutes right?

Man slave pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900109
As a buyfag it's always the implication from these shitposters that you don't take the utmost care of your stuff that disgusts me. I don't want to know what sort of shit state these people live in that "property" is synonymous with "abuse", "degrade" and tumblr levels of autism over fictional oppression.

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900180
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900176
Wan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900181
His setting is designed to mostly appeal to lonely japanese people, and we're mostly comprised of lonely westerners.

So why do we complain about it ad nauseum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
http://www.houstonpettalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/long-face.jpg
>mfw still can't expand 4chan images
>mfw turning 4chanX on/off doesn't fix it
>mfw loen makes something new
life is suffering. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900190
Lonely heterosexual westerners.
>tfw no cute monster boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900187
I still have the box of my Riobot Jehuty intact.

[Anonymous No.]

I just can't imagine how hard and expensive it will be to modify a home for some monster girl types. It is going to be a pain in the ass and you might as well move in with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
>Piles of dogs and cats
>Wurm with taped on ears
Loen , is this from that one discussion with the box of hellpups and werekittens with the baby Wurm hidden in it?

[Anonymous No.]

Titty monsters are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900193
Fujoshit-kun pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900187
>what are slaves

This fucking guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900198
That art a shit though. Just because it has monstergirls doesn't make it not shit.

>>12900197
I think he just likes the idea of the solid snake being stealthy

[Anonymous No.]

>What would you do if you were stranded in the desert with an Anubis?
>"Come on." She told him dryly, "It's getting cold, and it's only going to get colder. We should find some shelter, try to keep warm for the night." She explained to him calmly, turning to begin walking up a nearby sand dune.

>The man remained for a moment longer, watching after the Anubis as she strode up the sand. He couldn't help but find himself staring at her sculpted behind as she walked up away from him. She must not have noticed, but her tiny undergarment had, at some point, wedged itself between her buttocks. It almost made it appear that her perfect, pert little desert peach was fully exposed by the holes in her pant legs. Rapidly shaking his head to and fro, trying to dismiss more lurid thoughts, he calmed his breathing, moving to get up to his feet as well. He kicked and pawed at the sand for his first few, brief steps as he turned to follow her up the dune.

http://pastebin.com/HWKZvstt
Hope anons enjoy some Anubis. Appreciate any feedback, criticisms, opinions, whatever.
Just a oneshot, but might do more if people like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900198
Crabman can't draw good tittymonsters, this is a fact.
>>12900203
Fuck you Sundowner, you always get jobbed before the lyrics of your boss theme start up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900204
Could be that too.
Wurm is a maser of disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900205
Also here's a pretty picture, because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900197
Someone actually remembers that, nice. And yes, its from that time, stored at the ideas box inside my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900198
Hell Yeah. But Manako the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900195
Might as well go live in a cave if you have a wurm, a house ain't gonna last a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900204
>That art a shit though.

That doesn't look that bad, to be honest.

Just because it isn't from KC, Crabman, an /mgg/ drawfag or some random artist from nipland, doesn't mean it's automatically shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900185
Westerners have to retranslate his shit every five minutes.

He doesn't retcon often

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900089
>>12900073
>>12900068
>>12900067
You guys forgot awfully quickly how hard femdomfags were shitposting when the hellhound's translation came out.

You associated the species with shitposting right from the start, I hope you're happy with this result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900193
>>>/d/
>>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900216
Same result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900217
Give it a rest, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900212
It better have wifi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900225
Never. We will stay locked in hatred until the end of time. Femdom a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900150
>tfw Houtengeki doesn't accept commissions
I would pay him hundreds if he would just draw more desert girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900217
You're the only one shitposting cause you got a stick up your ass about an MG. If you hadn't piped in the thread would have been peaceful, albeit a little slower. You are the problem, anon.

It would be nice of we could give our janitor a break for one fucking thread

>>12900227
I really hope you get a blanket IP ban, maybe then we'll have some fucking peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900205
I liked it. Anubis a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900214
No its shitbecause it looks DA tier.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your greatest dream to accomplish with a Monster Girl?

I want to lie in bed next to my tall and powerful Monster Waifu, as she strokes my side gently with her big meaty claws/paws/etc and whispers to me about how I'm her princess and she'll always love me and keep me safe and hold me tightly, I then want to fall asleep nestled safely in her loving and protective arms

What's your dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900243

It isn't perfect, but it isn't complete shit either. I think it looks okay.

There's much, much worse things hailing from DA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
All that sounds nice except being called the princess. Can't I be called something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
Fuck, I just want to meet one, a real, live, breathing monster girl in the flesh. There doesn't even have to be lewdness either. Once its established they're a real thing, then I'll think beyond that.

I just wanna good reason to keep on living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
>princess

Please go be an alp somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
Running/working endcaps at an adventurers department store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900255
>spoiler
>laughing sucubi.jpg

Damn anon, you should be a comedian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
To marry an Apophis, thereby protecting the smile of a woman who has never had a good day, while protecting the kingdom of one who probably doesn't deserve to be overthrown in the first place.

And everything that may entail.

Like standing in the way of the confused Apophis as she struggles to make a decision between destroying the one person who showed her kindness in order to get to the Pharaoh, and giving up on her duty as God Killer, and live a life with her husbando. And giving her a kiss before disappearing from the Pharaoh's throne room, and back into the vastness of the desert forever.

Yes, the things I'd do for something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900266
>Damn anon, you should be a comedian
You'd think, but 90% of the time my jokes in these threads either fall flat or no one gets them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900273
Not the Anon, but toss us a joke

[Anonymous No.]

i bet this thread made someone cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900274
Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
To have 15 kikimoras.

Just kidding, 3 would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900279
I'll bite. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

What was the name of that one manga with the mermaids who were threatening to destroy the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
Emotional healing.

To find one who will be there for me when the chips are down. Who will comfort me when discouraged, without making me feel worse or useless. Who will be more happy with what I am instead of what I can do for her. Someone who won't be driven away by my depressive episodes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899880
Never trust Leanan Sidhes.
Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
>Greatest Dream with a Monster Girl
To hold hands with an Anubis. In Space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900274
Most of my shit is situational. But for you anon, I'll link back to you when I drop something in

I made an Alma joke earlier in the thread that I'm waiting for someone to go "Ah ha!" over

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900281
Because it was rated "Arr"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900291
Charon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900291
-1/10 see me after class

>>12900290
In this thread? In this very thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900284
I'm sure that the MGE Author's waifu is a fine fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900282
Hekikai no Aion?
Also, they weren't threatening to destroy the world. Only to destroy the witch girl Seine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
To live out the rest of my short-pathetic life for some one else. Some one immortal. Vampire maybe. Some kind of undead. When I off myself if she wants to bring me back, that's up to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900296
>In this thread? In this very thread?
Yep. Only hint I'll give is its a song reference. I hate having to explain jokes, for obvious reasons and such

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900301
That's the one. And I thought they were gonna do that cataclysm thingy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900307
Then it's time to hunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
To protect the smile of a Wurm.

One who people probably think is a beastly, uneducated girl. And she kind of is. But in it is a hidden beauty to her, a sort of innocence that she has due to the fact that she has lived in a deep cave for most of her life.

Basically, my dream is to show her the world outside of her cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900307
Are you the guy with the funky filenames for the Jinko and such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900191
Which 4chan X are you using?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900299
He's still single. Somehow.
Being KC's author avatar, a Baphomet will become his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900308
I...am not sure. I never finished it, for reasons I forget. But I'm pretty sure their main target and objective in the show was to kill Seine and have her stay kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900315
Nope, I think I've only done filename jokes once or twice in /mgg/. I rely more on references and the occasional pun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900318
Yeah no. I don't care what excuses are given in-universe or whatever.

Dude's travelled all over the world, interviewed high-ranking MGs, and been to the very depths of corruption, and come out pretty well unscathed.

The only constant being that he has a Leanan traveling with him? Yeah, no, definitely waifu.
Whether he realizes it already or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900326
The Alma Elma red corvette?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900327
>The only constant being that he has a Leanan traveling with him? Yeah, no, definitely waifu.
Only for Lescatie. She's been missing since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900327
This.
Also, tinfoil hat theory: the guy's written the only book on monsters ever, right? A feat of startling creativity in medieval-stasis MGE world.
And dicking sidhes gives you startling creativity.
So does the fairy waifu follow him because he's creative... or is he creative because she follows him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900330
Bingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900313
I'll be there to destroy her smile.

Santa isn't real.

Gummy bears are made from animal cartilage.

Heaven isn't real and you just rot in the ground when you die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900335
I knew it!
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

Balrog-chan a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900342
TFW no dicks to suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900339
It's a song title, you'll neeed to look it up on grooveshark or similar though. The original isn't on youtube

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900342

Dudley > Balrog

GUTTER THRASH

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900342
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900338
I'm going to be cremated. Where is your god now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900327
Is it possible to be so dense you don't know you're married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900353

It's working for Monkey D Luffy, for whatever quality OP's writing is at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900349
>not getting a sky burial

Pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900345
I see. I feel so proud for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900355
Well, Luffy's not actually married to Boa. That's what she wants but she's surprisingly beta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900356
Please explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900355
Luffy is married? I stopped reading it time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900361
The world's most beautiful woman has declared herself his wife.

Whenever she brings it up, he quite lightly deflects her with, "We're not married."
Which just makes her gush, I guess because she views it as a sort of tsundereism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900357
At the very least, I hope I introduced you to something you'll like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900360
Sky burial (Tibetan: Wylie: bya gtor, lit. "bird-scattered"[1]) is a funeral practice in which a human corpse is placed on a mountaintop to decompose while exposing to the elements or to be eaten by scavenging animals, especially birds of prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900371
I have a fear of being eaten. No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900364
That makes more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900361

One of the Shichibukai basically straight up fell in love with him after originally being his enemy, and every time he interacts with her she acts like she's married to him.

To which he just nonchalantly tells her they're not married/he has no interest in marrying her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900371
That's some metal shit right there
I thought that you were literally going to be rocketed into space to float on into the universe though

[Anonymous No.]

i miss machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900375
Wuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900388
We can rebuild him
We have the technology

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900375
You're already dead
Don't be a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900387
It's actually a bit more gruesome, you can have gentlemen called breakers prepare your body... just use google images. Unless you're averse to gore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900393
That's a whole lot of tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900393
The face aside,
>freckles

We need more MGs with freckles.
And Kunoichi is the perfect canddidate for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900403
>make dude cut you up
>feed local wildlife
>be on top of a fucking mountain
Sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900410
>wanting to ruin kunoichi's face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900419
B-But...I thought it was a good idea.
I didn't mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900410
You are my goddamn fucking nigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900419
>implying there's only a single kunoichi out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900418
Are you that guy who'd ost Nana to Kaoru pictures pack in the /a/ threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900427
Anon, stop and think, unless we get new art, there IS only one kunoichi out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900426
You're that guy who has a raging gorilla boner over freckles and red hair, aren't you?
Because that's good taste when done properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900427
>implying this thread can distinguish individuals of a race
>implying it doesn't get applied across the board like lego Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900246
Having a family and spending immortality with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900441
But anon, that's retarded. The MGE is a glossary of monster species, not a fucking singles classified

God forbid you rub two brain cells together and imagine some different features

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900441
>unless we get new art
Welp...it's not like .less will help us out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900447

>TFW did a tan skinned, red furred Manticore
>TFW nobody cares about her because of the universal Manticore hate, even though tanned skin makes her exponentially better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900446
Oh I'm not who you're talking about, but I'm in the still boat.

Highschool DxD hit my redhead fetish so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900430
HAHAHAHA
you fell for my elaborate trick to recommend me a manga to read since I have nothing better to do
Thanks for the spoon-feeding faggot
HAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900446
there's more than one of us anons who like gingers, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900342
>Holy shit, that limited edition pudding is nearly gone
>Gotta get me some of that pudding, y'know?
>I'm just before the automatic doors, when that asshole wizzard who keeps stalking me jumps in my way, blocking the entrance
>"YOU SHALL NOT PASS, FLAME OF UDUN"
>"Look man, I just want some pudding."
>"Go Back to the shadow!"
>"Oh, for fucks sake."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900454
I liked her, and the whole tan-skinned thing works since Manticores have Persian origins.
>>12900457
Whatever bruv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900450
It stands, anon. How many nips with freckles have you seen anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900316
The ccd0 fork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900464
cry more for me
your tears are delicious
God I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900470
>Drunken Lilim
>Licking her lips as she eyes you.
>Needs a snack to go with her booze, after all.

Why do I think this is such a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900470
Then suck a dick anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900474
>Crazy eyes all the while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900469
What browser? Are there any error messages in the console (Control+Shift+J)?

Also, bear in mind that for a large thread like this it may take some time for 4chan X to process all the posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900467
It doesn't stand, anon, but I'm sorry you're too mentally disabled to think outside your hugbox.

> How many nips with freckles have you seen anyway?

What is google image search?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900240
Thank you anon, glad somebody enjoyed it at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900478
That would turn me off faster than light speed if a girl looked at my dick with Lilim crazy eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900477
If I had one to suck then I wouldn't be here now would I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900410
>tfw you will never have a filler episode involving finding out what that Kunoichi in your classroom looks like under her mask
>You will never get a band of friends together to help your cause
>Eventually finally snatching her mask off of her face, revealing the small specks of freckles under her stunning green eyes
>You will never see it for just a moment
>Before she grimaces and escapes in a cloud of smoke
>You will never instantly fall in love with the girl right then and there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900486
>Alp
Well, if you find one, make sure you suck the balls too.

But I'm sure you already knew that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900486
Anon stop being an alp.

Cause then I'll want to bully you

[Anonymous No.]

>Ara, ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900482
>I don't want to face facts so I'll just insult the guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900492
It begins.
Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900492
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900484
>"No one touches my Anon but meeee~"
unf unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900495
I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900494
>>12900482
G-guys, I didn't mean to start a fight by suggesting it.
Please, stop. You're ruining my childhood by arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900497
2spooky2fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900492
Go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people who think all MGs should look like the profile
>TFW it's because of these idiots we'll never have things like an Okinawan Kunoichi
>Or a Turkish Rosewater Manticore
>Or a California Gold Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900496
tentacle
onahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900478
>>12900497
Why boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900506
>anon still can't read

Oh, and you're gonna provide the art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900506
>Red Earth Chocopophis
Mmm-MMM!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900494
Anon, even KC doesn't carbon copy his MGs all the time. Do any of these Lamia look like identical twins? No, they don't, because that would asinine and boring. The same applies to all MGs, variations can be major or minor.

>>12900500
Sorry, I just hate lazy unimaginative fucks like that guy

Just face the facts anon, you're mentally challenged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900520
Last line was meant for >>12900494

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900520
Freckled kunoichi still a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900506
Don't forget. There already exists a milky white Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900520
What's it like being 13 these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900506
California Cold, Bedouin Dreams, Dark Vanilla, Dusky Dravidian, Amazon Chocolate, Evening Elvan...

All wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900523
That's your opinion, which is fine. Just don't force your carbon copy shit on everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900520

[Proactive Dating Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900520
>>12900525
There's also a Medusa with actual tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900528
I know you, you're that faggot who was defending .less' "alps". To hell with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900530
Top right bobcut Lamia is still the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900530
Blue board, friend. Might wanna delete that and make some edits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900532
We need more alt. pics of these different species.
Starting with lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900530
>That genki lamia
>That ara ara lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900536

Yeah I deleted it when I realized it had nipples.

>>12900533

Since when does what .less draw concern your tastes or interests? You're fully capable of ignoring it if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900545
To. Hell .With. You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900545
>when does what less draws concern your tastes and interests?
My point exactly. I just want art of other girls besides cheshire and apophis. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900553

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/4a/Lion_respawn_01.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900557
Not gonna open that.

[Anonymous No.]

What job would your MG waifu have? Yes, house-wife is a valid job. Would they take advantage of their unique gifts, or try to do something that nobody would think their race would do?

Who would be the best baker?
Who would be the best surgeon?
Who would be the best assistant?
Who would be the best janitor?
Who would be the best teacher?
Who would be the best porn director?

[Anonymous No.]

What's a better scenario?

Slipping aphrodisiacs into and Anubus' food, going about your business until she can't stand it and jumps you

or

Giving a massage that turns into groping and sex while she screams that the massage wasn't supposed to last so long and you're late for your next task

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900545
Personally, for me, it's not about what .less draws at this point. It's more about what he DOESN'T draw.

[Anonymous No.]

Has my main man recap senpai posted yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900563
>baker
Dragon or Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900545
>Since when does what .less draw concern your tastes or interests

Since it's posted here by people who exactly what theyre' doing, just like the catboy trap, and now male alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900563
>Baker
Dragon, Troll, or Holstaurus
>Surgeon
Lich
>Assistant
>Anubis
>Janitor
Kikimora
>Teacher
Depends on the course

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900564
One and then the other.

Aphrodisiacs into food. Go about business.
Later, get called to give her a timed massage.
She begins to lose her self-restraint during it.

Anubis a Best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900567
He's stuck in DBZ word to reach Super Recapper 3.
He'll be back here later I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900555

My point is if you don't like what he's drawing you can ignore it and just be on your way. Or you can grab a weapon and stand at post. Either way, he's not entitled to answer himself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of OC and questionable thought patterns he provides, and then questions the manner in which he provides it.

Do I get tired of seeing nothing but Manticore, Cheshire, and Apophis? Sure. But I don't let it bother me because he draws either A) what he likes, or B) Something he was paid to do.

>>12900571

90% of the time that's one of the troglodytes in the IRC just lurking for shit to rile the thread up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900564
Blowing her off and having a gangbang in the kehpri pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900563
I want...

To work side-by-side with my Anubis waifu as Aerospace Engineers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900563
>Having an Ara Ara Pharaoh patissier for a wife
>Who runs a pastry shop from out of your house
>Called the "King's Cake Bakery"
>And at night, she makes you really good desserts from the remainders of the goos that arent sold
>Or fresh from scratch if she's feeling particularly generous
>And sometimes, if she's feeling EXTRA generous, she poisons your desserts with aphrodisiacs
>And drags your hot and bothered body into her egyptian cotton-lined bed with her
I'd die a happy man with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900579
>Super Recapper 3.

But that costs him energy.

He should just learn to fuse with fake-recap/greens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900579
He popped in last thread when we hit about 1-1.5k posts. So we may see him around then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900510

careful what you ask for

https://i.imgur.com/gToXF36.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900581
Things that he's paid to draw, I can't contest that. He needs that money, so he's gotta do what he's gotta do.
But drawing what he likes? Well, here's the thing:
It's very difficult to convince him that anything other than drawing laska is a good idea. And therein the problem lies.
I don't necessarily hate him for it, but goddamn, is it difficult to get his attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900530
Proactive dating is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900581
>you can ignore it and just be on your way

Just like futa? At least pretend you aren't a bob shill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900604
Are you confusing Reverse Rape with Femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900600
He likes anything Aftyn suggests to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900604
You are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900403

>They launch bodies into space as a form of burial
>Earth's gravity pulls them back
>Burnt body parts rain down on Earth
>Death literally rains upon the land

Now this is some Ace Combat lore shit right there.

Razgriz best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>There will never be Wrestling in Monster Girl World
>There will never be an Oni Heel and her faction of muscle monster girls picking on a Baby Face Lamia
>You'll never come in to 'I Am a Real Human Man' with your shades and clean the ring out.
>Then give her a Screwjob in the middle of the Ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900612
Having sex against your will and it being told it ending happily is horseshit.

I'd rather bite my tongue off than be raped and forced to be a husband to my rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900609

There is such a thing as having enough self control to report and move on if it's a valid rule violation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900614
>tfw I suggested Kunoichi cosplaying Shiek
>tfw Aftyn suggested Ninja Laska in the same breath
>tfw less went to Aftyn, and I was left here
>Standing in the rain

[Anonymous No.]

It's nights like these that make me wish we had enforced poster ID's, like /b/ used to have. Captcha was e-brat, which describes this shit well. Anyway, onto more positive things.

Uh-oh! Your waifu just won tickets to a really ritzy ski resort up in the mountains! How good, or bad, does the trip go?

Hardmode: No cold weather MGs

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about continuing the dystopia story a few threads back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900631
>Having sex against your will and it being told it ending happily is horseshit.

Dude, if you don't like reverse rape why are you here?

>I'd rather bite my tongue off than be raped and forced to be a husband to my rapist.

I'm with you here though, if I dislike her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900638
Which one? Not the Oomukade's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900646
The gender ratio one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900590
wunderbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900635
>drawing NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900635
I was there anon.
It was cruel.
Kunoichi Sheik would be wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900639
>if you don't like reverse rape why are you here?
>Implying everyone here is like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900627
>You will never be in a tag team match
>you will never subdue your opponent's partner
>You will never gang up on her
>You will never toss her into the air and pull off a kinniku buster on her.

>>12900636
>Crow Tengu
Well I don't think she'll enjoy cold weather much so we'd probably end up staying inside and enjoying the view after a failed attempt to ski together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900654
Then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900635
>Getting NTR'd by Aftyn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900636
>Anubis Waifu
Guess I'm hard-mode anyway?

Oh well, I'd help her bundle up. Besides, those ritzy resorts are so cozy and warm, we could just stay inside, sipping coco and snuggling by the fire the whole time. That could be nice.

Also I suck at both skiing and snowboarding. She likely wouldn't be any better.

>tfw Anubis waifu is insistent with both at least try ski lessons while we're there.
>tfw try not to run into too many trees.

[Anonymous No.]

Say no to dollared hams

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900667

Fuck you being a blueberry is the best thing about Lala.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900647
I remember the options, but I don't remember anyone doing anything with it that thread. But sure, I'm game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900667
>Dislocated leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900636
>dragon waifu
I doubt she'd be skiing with her claws. I might ski, until she swooped down and scooped me up to go flying.
>tfw this will never happen
life is pain.
anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900664
TFW I'm being NTR'd of my cartgirl NTR story. Is this karma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900563
She doesn't work. She has enough money and properties to buy an entire country.

>>12900636
We would spend the whole time cuddling and having sex near to the fire. Cold and lamias are not good friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900677
>anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
I'm afraid I don't follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900679
Yeah, because NTR a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900663
>Point goes right over his head.
>Asks again.

Yeah, I think I'm done with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900677
>The Princess Bride
>Recall using this exact quote a couple weeks ago.
Granted I think that was in reference to NTR or something, but still. Best movie, most quotable.

Anyway.
>Have Dragon Waifu
>Go skiing with her.
>Don't make skis for DEM CLAWS.
>Dragon Waifu pouts, tells you to go have fun, ski a couple hills, she'll be waiting at the lodge.
>Ride lift
>Decide to try doing a jump
>Ski down towards jump ramp
>Picking up speed
>Jump!
>Suddenly, Dragon Waifu flies in, grabs you in mid-air
>Go flying over the entire resort
>Best view of the mountains imaginable.
>Go back to lodge later for snuggles and hot chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900683
It's a reference to the princess bride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900636
Crow tengus don't have hands or feet, so skiing will be very hard for her. That's OK, I just want to cuddle by the fire with a drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900689
this nigga gets it. My man.
thanks for the smile I suddenly have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900563
>Dark Valkyrie Cop

Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900691

>Crow Tengu girl tries to snowboard
>Flips her shit out of intense fear, flapping her wings franctically as to maintain balance while going down the hill so she won't fall off the board

Sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900691
This is the first time I've heard someone call a crow tengu their waifu.
Tell me why, so I can use this information well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900683
It's a quote from a movie.
Badass Pirate "Saves" a Princess from kidnappers. She starts whining about how much pain she's had to endure since her boyfriend died.

>You know nothing of my pain!
>LIFE IS PAIN, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900689

>AS YOUUUUUUUUUUU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHHHHH
>Oh! My dear Wesley!

Only took knocking him down a big ass hill to put two and two together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900165
That wurm gets around
she is truly the master of disguise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900675
Where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900700
I suppose even people who like Crow Tengus are shut-ins to a degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900709
Her right leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900700
I just like the idea of a bookish somewhat antisocial girl. Then there's the fact that I've always liked folklore and history, and since it's implied that they study these subjects, it would be nice to settle down with one and work together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900684
You say that like I'm not getting off on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899971
you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900700
I love Crow Tengus because they're actually pretty cute for harpies and one of the first few to get me into MGE.
Shame that they're rare and everyone only really talks about Aya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900724
I want to see a Crow Tengu in modified Plague Doctor attire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900723
Well, what is it!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900636
>Unicorn.
We'd probably stay inside, sip on hot chocolate and relax. Maybe go on a hike or two if the weather permits it.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Thoughts on the scales?
http://imgur.com/fsyYwJm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900720

You of bringings shamings to slav kind everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

How can you guys have an absolute favourite species? I like too many to decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
It seems you and I are on the same boat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900733
I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
Werecats, Undead, and Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900733
It's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
I have a Top 12 personally.

Of those, there's one I adore the design of the most, two I call "Waifus" because I'd want to marry such the most, and then several I like because of their profiles for varying reasons.

And then Dragons as an additional matter because I am hopelessly attracted to Dragons regardless of my feelings towards other things.

I'm a Slut-for-Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
I know exactly how you feel, at best the only ones I have are just ones I really like seperated from awful stuff.
There's just too many, I really can't make up my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
I like a lot of them but i've been a snakefag from the start, always have been, always will be

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900734
Regret, Lament, Hopelessness, Anger, Fear.
All of these, are pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900733
I like it. The scales even seem to be more realistic and uneven. How did you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900745
Always snakes

I actually like Rachnee more in MM, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
I had that trouble for a while, before I eventually worked it out. Still like a handful enough of them, and I'm a very picky person.

>>12900743
Hello Dragonslut-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900743
>Dragons
My negro

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900732
>Unicorn
>waifu
Well that's a first I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900757
I was thinking the same thing. First tengu and now her. I think it's refreshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900745
Same.
Also because of abnormal skin, and egyptian trinkets, and black sclera, and stringy hair, and yandere attitude is why my waifu is my waifu.

I'm gonna be for real, the moment I saw her, I immediately found it.

Maybe you will too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735

My top five are probably Manticore, P'Orc, Kraken, Wight, and Medusa.

In before one of you faggots overanalyzes it and does something foolish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900755
>Dragonslut-kun
If those with Anon-Identification skills actually start calling me this whenever I talk about my waifu[s], then I [spoiler]wouldn't mind it all that much.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
The beastman family, all best girls are on it. Kikimora, Holst, Wererabbit, March Hare, P'Orcs, Jinko, Werebat, Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900763
>Those
It's just one guy
One very creepy guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900766
>No Anubis to be found
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900761
Oddly enough, the Shirohebi (Understandably) gets the most yandere content while the Apophis is often written with different personality traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900770
>Anubis
Agreed, shamefur dispray.

Anubis a Best.
I hope some anons are able to enjoy the story I wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900767
He still hasn't pointed me out yet but it'll be freaky when he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900767
Very creepy indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900767
>>12900774
Maybe so, but I'm so obvious that the last time I got called Dragonslut-whatever, the anon doing so made sure to point out that he was not, in fact, CreepyAnon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900770
I mainly posted the ones I like, I like werewolf but didn't post her, what do you want from me?
I'm sick of Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900766
>Werebat.
I believe RIVI, ParkedBuggy, and Drmyth are the only ones to writefag stuff for her.
>>12900767
Indeed he is, indeed he is...

[Anonymous No.]

Someone name an underused MG with non-furry, articulate hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900490
The monstergirl setting with it's alps literally turned me bi...

I am still pure though and i don't know how to get into sucking dick.

Also i would reccomend getting a cute boy to suck your dick at least once, if they are anything like me they would gobble it down faster then you can say "Girls aint got nothing on this"

>>12900491

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900773
>I hope they like my story
Post it, nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
Too many, though fate keeps bringing me back to the Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
I know right? I'd waifu any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900780
Kappa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900780
Mermaids and their subspecies, Kesaran Pasaran.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900786
>Hellhound
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
>Dark Valkyrie
>Kunoichi
>Kejouro

This is going to end in disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900782
This isn't /soc/ or /lgbt/ you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900786
Christ
Jesus fucking Christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900780
Beetle Girls
She can even lift you up by your erect penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
>P'Orc
>Panda
>Kiki
>Kunoichi
>Cheshire
>Bullyable Manticore

I just can't pick which one I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900786
Excellent colors as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900796
What the fuck are you on about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900796
that sounds painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900802
God damn I want to hug that elf.

[Anonymous No.]

We are not even a thousand posts in and we're already burned 100+ images, don't bitch when we're in limbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900810
You're just inviting trouble like that. But you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900810
Blame the faggots who don't save up images for later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
Top 7 girls for me:
>Apophis
>Shirohebi
>Kunoichi
>Jinko
>Hinezumi
>Pharaoh
>Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900778
>Spoiler
BLASPHEMY.
I feel ashamed if I contributed to that in any way...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900792
>This is going to end in disaster
Why? Is not a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900783
I already did. Twice.

Here it is again. http://pastebin.com/HWKZvstt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900823
>tfw no Baby Jinko to raise with waifu
the pain is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900786
This is not a Harem.

This is the beginning of a WAR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900800
Beetles can lift like 20X their weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900823
God I want to work in a MGK.

It would be absolutely adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900786
>5 girls are powerful pure Ara Ara girls
>5 girls can seriously fuck up a bitch if provoked

This is either the best harem ever, or the worst harem ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900825
You do know how that picture is mainly used?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900837
>children being anything but shit, even 2D ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900843
I've found kids to be pretty awesome, unless they've been raised by shitty parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900843
>being shit with kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900836
All of them? Could one lift a book? You're a kamenfaggot, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900836

And ants can lift 100x. That won't save you from a penile fracture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900463
No one should get between a girl and her pudding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900792
>>12900795
>>12900829
>>12900839
Guys is not a harem, it's just a list of favorite girls. I used the harem template because I'm lazy.

>>12900840
But I changed it. If I wanted a harem I'd just change the word "anime" for "monstergirl" in the title.

http://i.imgur.com/1Ak7RC0.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900844
>>12900846
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4-heBIXHuc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900852
And most beetles are 100X bigger than most Ants

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900854
I know. But I'm just saying.

Even if was a Harem, it still wouldn't be.

T'would be a war.

[Anonymous No.]

Hi jeff!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900859
It's Geoff not jeff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899392
labyrinthanon is still kill ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900856

And most people are 1000x bigger than beetles. Do you have a point or are you just stating random pieces of trivia?

>You will never see an ant girl kick a bulky beetle girl's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900839
Whatever, I'd bet my wurm waifu could take them all on if she wasn't so friendly and such a pacifist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900846
>implying most adults don't dislike kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
Wurm for me. I just can't get enough of that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900875
>Krakens grows kaiju size and drags her into the Marianna trench or its MGE equivalent
>Vampire mindfucks her into killing herself
>Dark Valkyrie smites her shit with magic from the sky
>Kunoichi poisons her shit
>Wight RIPS HER MOTHERFUCKING SOUL OUT OF HER BODY

The rest are fucked methinks but, Bhuhaha, your waifu is kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900883
Wurms can turn into giant ass dragon Wurms, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900883
The Apophis probably has potions for temporary power-ups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900888
I took that into account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900883
Not him, but only the kraken would have a chance at taking down a wurm with force. The rest could make use of guile, and maybe the kunoichi has elephant pesticide up her sleeves. But other than that they aren't going to win.
>>12900875
>my waifu could beat up your waifu
shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900888
How much would you have to piss off a wurm for that to happen? I imagine it would not be very easy to do.

[Anonymous No.]

Man and machine, working to together...And failing together.

Anyways, here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900883
>Kraken
Wurm still stronger, ties her tentacles into a knot
>Vampire
Wurms are too simple for that
>Valkyrie
Dragon scales resist or are immune to magic
>Kunoichi
Good luck, wurm skin is next to invincible
>Wight
She'll get clobbered trying to get that close

NEXT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900898
I want to hit her with a stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900898
You should've added a naughty touch of lingonberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900901
I should've also checked, if I cleaned it up properly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899806
I'm amazed her neck hasn't snapped under the weight of her own head. This picture needs to be cropped to just over the breasts for me to really enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900786

Is there a generator for this sort of image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900904
I was making a joke. I was making a reference
Forget about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900897
Bully a wurm. Sufficiently.
To the point where anyone else would probably kill themselves.
And then have an Anon calm her down with the power of her love for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900907
Microsoft Paint.

No, I don't think there is a MGE-profile-to-10-tile-harem-collage creator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900897
>How much would you have to piss off a wurm for that to happen?
Try to kill her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900896
>>12900899
I'm only gonna reply once, because this is gonna turn into another ushi oni argument, but here's how I see it.

Kraken would grow kaiju sized, as I said before, and drag her under, under pressure so great wurm couldn't move a finger, changing into her dragon form wouldn't do a thing to change this.

Vampire's power of manipulation work best on those with weak minds, no one weaker in that department than a wurm, excluding devil bugs. She makes her tear out her own throat or heart.

Dark Valkyrie is self explanatory. And before you reference wurms dragon form, she doesn't have wings or magics to fly.

Kunoichi could just drug some fruit and let wurm screw herself.

Wight, again, self explanatory. If you think you can do shit without a soul before being undead, you're crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900908
Yeah I know, I'm just sayin'.

Gonna post a better version in a bit..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900916
And as I said, you are wrong on all counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900917
I see
Did you actually get it? I wasn't expecting anyone to get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900918
>nuh uh! you're wrong because I say so

Knew this was a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900920
I already explained why all those points are wrong, you added nothing to what you said before.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would be most likely to recognize your writing style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900923
Stalker-kun please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900923
Crow Tengu.

You read books all day every day, and soon you start to pick up subtleties

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900926
This.

I can only hope that stalker-kun doesn't know who I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be princess carried by a dire wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900919
Of course not, that was way 2obscure4me.

Anyhow, here's the fixed version. If there is still something I missed...Well, fuck it.

http://i.imgur.com/YnptNvd.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900930

I want to blow strawberries on her mound of venus until I can soften her up to the idea of being licked clean down below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900930
Love bites are, well, love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900930
What is this guys expression supposed to convey?

I always wonder that whenever I see this pic.

Dire wolf a cute thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900930
>>>/weenie hut general/
>>>/uncle alp's/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900916
Not him, but a mind actually has to be fairly complex for you to be able to manipulate it. A wurm has two things on her mind. Her husband, and cookies. You'll never convince her all the cookies in the world have been eated, and even if you did, she'd just bake more, and you'll never convince her that her hubby doesn't love her. Vampires are out.

As for the kraken, A Wurm can bulldoze through boulders. That means their scales can withstand a ridiculous amount of pressure, and they can completely cover their body in these scales. It's like trying to crack an egg the wrong way. The pressure is spread too evenly, and wurms presumably burrow under mountains and shit, as earth dragons. They're used to pressure. And you're assuming a wurm doesn't pulverise a kraken as she's busy trying to drag it down. Kraken is out.

A Valkyrie has aerial advantaage, but we can asume that as legless, wingless dragons, wurms too can spit flame. With impervious scales, a Valkyrie simply doesn't have the juice to harm a wurm and in a battle of attrition it's a matter of time until the Valkyrie slips or, or the wurm decides "fuck this" and burrows under ground. Valkyries are out.

It's entirely possible that you could leave a bottle of poison out in the open, resting before a skull and bones crossed, and the wurm would still eat it, so I'll give you that. Though who knows what they're capable of digesting, really.

Necromancy is just another type of magic. you don't know if it'll have more or less effect than the valkyrie's magic. Wight is maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900938
What goes on at Uncle Alp's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900897
Convincing her that if she helps me kill the Pharaoh, I'll release her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900942
Alp things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900898
>>12900934
Niiiice, I see you took my suggestion for the heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900930
Shouldn't she have BIG MEATY PAWS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900947
Well, I didn't have any idea what to colour the damn things...

So thanks for helping out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900938
Only a real man would be okay with being treated like a girl by his wife since he's so sure of his masculinity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900945
She would just drag you underground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900951
Don't get your panties in a bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900951
>Only a real man would be okay with being treated like a girl by his wife since he's so sure of his masculinity

He said proudly as he bent over to take the black colored strap-on


Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900950
Welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900942
Dancing, hand holding, obscene corruption via phallic items, talking, hugging, ice cream eating with hershey kisses, romantic movie watching, ect.

You know the usual stuff most people do, nothing out of the ordinary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900949
That particular dire wolf has the ability to alter her state to be more human-like or more werewolf-like.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900951
His reasoning if that gender behaviour determine sex. So by his own reasoning, Alps can't be alps since they think and act like men, not women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900935
This has been said before. It's raspberries not strawberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900960
Well that sounds nice.

I'll stop by on a day off or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900960
I want to scratch the Nekomatter's ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900960

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYFnY_1JO8U

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900961
Oh, so she's Bobs interpretation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900962
Vecherons seem perfect for horsepussy snusnu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900962
man, Centaurs are so cute. even if that Shetland doesn't look very Shortstack-y

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900735
If anyone interested...
>http://i.imgur.com/1Ak7RC0.png
Or instead of Oni, horned girls like demons or sheeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900962

This makes me wish for more Nina, like in the classic Jackson pose with Danon on her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900960
I wanna fuck that cat and get high off her pussy juices. Without the owner noticing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900962
>>12900974
Superior horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900930
>Guy with hair that long

Guess he had to be a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900984
>cheesing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900974
Princess caries you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900980

>Not doing Napoleon Crossing The Alps with Nina and Danon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900987
I don't know what that means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900962
How would one even fuck a heavy breed? You would need a step ladder just to get your dick high enough, and that pussy must be like 4x the size of a human's, it would feel terrible for both parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900963
Don't speak for me, and keep your tumblr logic to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900986
Impeccable logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900990
You trying to make more alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900995
Stay with her long enough. MANOMANOAMO MONMAONMO mana turns you into a mountain of a man with a giant cock. Unless her ideal is tiny shotas. Then you're fucked. Maybe she has an unbirth fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900995

You do realize horses can still lay down, right? It's how Cerea's dad shagged her mom, and iirc horses actually have far greater vaginal control than a human woman.

So she can be as loose as the most ratchet of black hookers, or as tight as the Virgin Mary herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901000
No. I would have no issue where she takes me out, lets me drink, then carries me home in her arms while then cuddling me while I sleep.

Especially feeling her big heart thumpa thump thump when I get handsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900991
Who do I have to blow to make this happen? Loen, .less, someone come one!

>>12900995
They have to lay down on their stomach. I think it's described pretty well in Vengeance. Nina is fucking huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900995
Its lying down, the pussy is not to size, horse vaginas have great muscle control, its a frontgina, magic
take your pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901000
You really don't like princess carrying, do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901002
>shotas

Threadcanon, if that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901009
As long as the male carries the female, no.

inb4 muh social constructs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901010
Do you mean to imply that shotas are mythical creatures born of the thread? Cause they exist outside /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901009
I don't like girly men, and he trying to make it catch on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901011
If you expect me to carry a heavy ass Wurm I have news for you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901016
Simple: Git gud faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901010
Shotafication cookies exist courtesy of Wonderland, and /ss/ works from a femdom standpoint.
>>12901011
>>12901014
Just ignore it then. Nothing's stopping you from bringing up a different topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901016
Do you even muscle wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901014
>Not wanting to be held in the arms of your lover
What are you, some kind of nancy boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901013
Your suggestion she has a shota fetish, and since you mentioned mamono mana, clearly you are talking MGE, MGs raise shotas, they like men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901014
>not being metro
All the mgs love a man who can understand them.

And spa days are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901023
Bait.

>>12901020
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901021
>The muscle wizard edit with fucking Sekai Kamiki
>Would be even more appropriate now.
>When he somehow summoned a Phoenix with his fists.
>And blew up the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901024
They like whatever the fuck they want to like, man. The mana shapes you to their preference just as they in turn are shaped to yours. Saying that they all 'like men' is like saying that every one of us likes big titted ara ara. When some like their genki tomboys. Don't you start pigeonholing, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901028
>No.
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901032
Word of god faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901034
>>No.
>Yeah.
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901037
Fist of Odin, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901034
As long as you proclaim you want to be treated like a girl, I'll call you a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901020

I still fucking hate Fallopian Tubes for that shit with the momdom Wight months ago.

>Shota cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901031
a little /m/ but funny none the less

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901041
>>>No
>>Yeah
>Maybe
Probably.

>>12901044
They are an actual wonderland snack though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901032
>What would monster girl do if she find human orphan?

>Answer: She will try to protect him or her, or even try to become mother. MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken, and children who are too young to have sex. However, when the boy grows enough, they may marry continuously. And some species of MGs may try to monsterize the girl.

From the Q&A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901044
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wonderland
“Cookies that change the body of a man that eats them into a little boy, or the body of a monster (woman) that eats them into a little girl.”
Those actually are a thing, although they work both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901047
>>>>No
>>>Yeah
>>Maybe
>Probably
Potentially

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901032
Just to point out, the mana affects physical attributes and attraction to such.

It wouldn't change their personalities. Ara Ara will still be an Ara Ara even if she becomes a flat, short pettanko.
Genki Tomboy will still be Genki Tomboy, even if she grows massive tits and starts dressing like a fashionista.

And a manly man will still be a manly man, even if he becomes a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901047
>>12901054

I only knew about them potentially existing because of that fudgepacker. Didn't realize they were a real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901050
My favorite part of that whole thing is not the confirmation of shotacon (So long as he's old enough to jizz), but rather, that KC, or at least the translation, seemingly used "Marry" as a euphemism for "Fuck".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901050
>And some species of MGs may try to monsterize the girl.
There will never be a story about a Pharaoh/Wight finding a mortally wounded girl, and turning her into a Mummy/Zombie/Lich/Ghoul before taking her in and raising her as her own daughter.

Will there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901050
>MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken, and children who are too young to have sex
They will, however, pounce on a child who IS old enough to have sex, obviously. I was fapping and spewing white stuff at 11 years of age, and you'll never convince me that being raised by a monster won't up the fuck out of your libido. Kids can be sexually developed enough in MG land to be a target by ages of like eight and nine. You've misunderstood, my man. MGs are fine with shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901063

>confirmation

He is saying they will not fuck little boys. They will wait till he grows older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901055
>>>>>No
>>>>Yeah
>>>Maybe
>>Probably
>Potentially
Possibly.

>>12901057
Sorry, I have a habit of using ara ara as a euphemism for christmas cakes.
>Manly shota seducing his waifu every second step
Write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901066
Pretty sure that's the point and intent, anon.

People who say otherwise are just in denial.

Or rather, the point is that MGs WILL sex kids they "Adopt", but as with anything, not all MGs will fuck their adoptive child, and those that do at least wait long enough for them to have some sexual development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901066
>no shota in MGE land by word of god
>you're wrong

>Kids can be sexually developed enough in MG land to be a target by ages of like eight and nine.

[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901070
Anon, please see >>12901066
It says "When they grow old enough". Which, despite what your Government and half-assed psychologists may tell you, is not an arbitrary number.

To an MG, "Old Enough" likely means, "Not shooting blanks".

>>12901075
>Citation Needed
Well, MG Kids at least are usually at that point by 10, if not a bit earlier, we have that from one MGE article. Of course, that's not human boys.

But really, you were a shota once, right? When did you start jerking off?
Me, I was about 12-14.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901075
It doesn't say no shota, it says no fucking children too young to have sex. You capable of producing semen and erections? You're old enough for a MG to bang. DOUBLY so for monsters with aphrodisiac venoms and toxins. You're just being obnoxious in your denial now. Accept it, fetishes you don't like are allowed.

And you caught me, I made the figures eight and nine up, but sexual awareness comes in early as it is. In a land revolving around sex, It's BOUND to be earlier, surely.

Children who shoot sperm, as >>12901081 said, are old enough to bang. Fuck, by the "Word of god" you cling to, there are even shota cookies which revert age to that of a young child. OBVIOUSLY shotas are a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901081
Teenagers are not shotas.

>To an MG, "Old Enough" likely means, "Not shooting blanks".

Assuming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901081
I discovered masturbation by humping my families medicine ball.
With my undergarments on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900992
It's a South Park joke, referencing an episode where people get high by 'cheesing off' male cats by showing them a picture or another male cat until they spritz out dense urine.
And yes I remember this off-hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901089
>Fuck, by the "Word of god" you cling to
Heh.
>there are even shota cookies which revert age to that of a young child.

Used by MG on their adult husbands, maybe.

The point is, MGs aren't out screaming for shota dick, accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901094

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33VOGilOT0w

It was also one of the greatest homages to an outstanding movie from the 80s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901105
Amen to that.

[Anonymous No.]

God I want to fuck a smug Lilim through the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901112
I'm sure at least one of them is into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901112
Would you let her fuck you through the floor after you've fucked her through the bed?

Would you fuck each other through space-time?
Her smugness will still perpetuate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901099
>Aren't out screaming for shota dick.
Of course not. But you can't say that there's no such thing as an MG who DOES want shota-D.

>>12901090
That was just me though, plenty of boys will develop a sexual interest in things even earlier.
>Assuming
Is what you're doing too. And it's a safe assumption, just by the odds. There are many MGs who would just be a kind mother, and plenty more who would go
>Sniff-Sniff
>Is that useable cum I smell?
>Snu-snu time!

>>12901091
>That
>Spoiler
Lewd.
>You will never do this as a shota.
>Have your adoptive MG momma sneak up behind you, pressing her breasts against your head, her hips against your lower back.
>She will never hump against you, encouraging you to continue until you blow.
>She will never strip you of your dirtied underwear.
>You will never watch her eat the cum out of your soiled undies.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901099
Doesn't mater if they were once adult, the cookies revert their ages to that of children. There is nothing to say that shotas aren't a thing. All you've provided is that no MG will fuck a child too young to physically have sex. That is erections, and production of semen. You know all that does? It confirms that todlercon isn't a thing.

>>Boys enter puberty later than girls-usually around 12 years of age-and it lasts until around age 16 or 17." "Teenage Growth & Development: 11 to 14 Years". Palo Alto Medical Foundation/pamf.org

This is 3dpd information, based in a world without magic, demonic energy and succubi. So lets take a liberty and shave off a year or two that still puts them before the 13-17 bracket. The very earliest onsets of puberty are the abilities to get erect and produce semen. Just accept it man, kids with boners get fucked. Fetishized and fucked.

But I think I'll stop arguing now, there's no point. All you're saying is "nuh-uh". Honestly, of all the things to shitpost about, you chose a fucking age bracket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901122
>You will never watch her eat the cum out of your soiled undies.
My dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901120
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899589
First impressions: Your sentences are quite long. It's clear to see that you're trying to inject some style into your writing, giving it a bit of elegance, but be careful with it. Sometimes your grammar trips up a bit, and your sentences get a bit tangled.
Here's a piece of advice which is almost always useful: when reading through your story, either do it out loud, or in your head in such a way that you can "hear" a distinct voice narrating it.

>"Quit all that noise. I'm trying to get some sleep." A clearly annoyed voice snapped at him as the wind died down.
Replace the period at the end of the dialogue with a comma, and put that "A" in lowercase.

>Even the covering, a luxury regardless, was made of finely dyed cloths. Even the chair itself...
You're repeating yourself a little with those sentence openers.

Your writing gets better further into the story. Overall, I don't dislike it. Nice and cozy at the end, there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901120
I will fuck her through every year that exists!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901122
>you can't say that there's no such thing as an MG who DOES want shota-D.

Thanks to >>12901050 I can. It's you and those like you that are desperate to deny this.

And just because milk comes out your dick does not mean it's usable.

>The fluid that comes out is called semen. Often the first few times a boy ejaculates, the semen will not have all the ingredients and it will appear transparent. Later the other ingredients add in and the semen will gain its milky or pearly opaque color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901112
>a lilim will never let you take control and ram her face-down on the bed with her knees buckling, using her horns as handle bars
>only to milk you dry and use you as a dakimakura when you've passed out after five hours of rigorous sex
>nor will you wake up to her in a naked apron, saying "good morning, honey~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901130
I thought the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901127
The only one nuh uh'ing are you. >>12901050
is all I need to make my argument, I humored you, but MGs don't go around fucking shotas, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901140
What do you think I meant by "Shooting Blanks" earlier?

As we've pointed out, repeatedly, the "too young to have sex" bit that you're clinging to is highly subjective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901135
>>12901140

I never understood /mgt/'s obsession with shota and making MGs shotacons... particularly in light of how few are lolicons and how often they get bashed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901123
I imagine that Lilim would go freaking nuts, literally and figuratively, planning their wedding. They can bend space and time, to a degree, so they can do some crazy shit. Rainbows turned into whine? Done! Giant diamonds made into edible candy with the taste of ambrosia? Done!
And god help you when she makes you help her pick out a wedding dress.
>"Which shall it be? The pure untouched snow, the end of twilight, or the shimmering ocean dress?"
Surprisingly not as bad as Bridezillas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901141
I've found an image suitable for such an occasion.
http://i.imgur.com/qQswlzf.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900786
That is some amazing tastes right there, and you are certainly my nigga

Here's my top 10, from flawless to breddy gud. r8 but please do not bully. Why is there no really good Jabberwock/Umbrella Tongue Girl art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901135
I wonder if you're the same anon who gave me advice with my last story, as there was some very similar advice, regarding reading my story aloud, or at least in my head in such a way that I "Hear" it.

Which I do try to do, but yes, I slipped up in some places obviously. And I try to catch myself with repetition like that, but again, fail sometimes.

Thanks for the advice anon, hopefully I'll improve at catching myself with more practice.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fucking shit

>what are individuals
>what are personal preferences

God fucking damn it i'm sick of this black and white, all or nothing fucking arguments

There's fucking shades of everything, that's not going to change, ever.

Now lets talk about some positive MG shit, for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901153

1. Because nobody has drawn Jack
2. Try this one for umbrella girl http://imgur.com/eykTA3F

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901153
>Someone likes umbrella girl
Not knocking your taste, just happy people are sharing their obscure waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901156
I know anon. I tried to say that too.

But nope.
>NO! NONE OF THEM WILL EVER FUCK LITTLE BOYS
>NUH-UH, NEVER EVER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901152
She best get ready for round 20 if she's dressed like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901148
It's just some guys who want inclusion. Problem is they're so obnoxious about it, CC and Ara Ara all go after shotas, if they're to be believed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901157
>http://imgur.com/eykTA3F
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901148
Do you even MGQ/Doujins/H-manga? Jesus H. Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901160

What's interesting to me is that the lantern, the doll and the umbrella are just examples of a type of monstergirl born from something that was treasured for a hundred years.

So really I'd be more interested to see sword girls and rifle girls and family jewels and church bell angel girls and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901166
>that fucking eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901169
MGQ is not MGE, and doujins and manga are not representative of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901152
Imagine I had in mind
god I'd love to bend her over a counter and make buns in her oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901171
>church bell angel girls
Hips be wide, voices be angelic, hair be golden-bronze. Breeding material, to make lots of little bells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901177
Would they have cream filling?

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>>12901165
>CC and Ara Ara all go after shotas
Nothing says that genki tomboys or "Ohohohoho~" ojous-amas won't go after shotas too.
Then again, that doesn't apply to every single goddamned archetype, as not every monstergirl is into /ss/.
>>12901176
Hey man, /ss/ still works from a femdom standpoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901181
She'd be a walking eclair by the time I'm done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901178
The neighbors will be complaining about the CLANG CLANG at all hours of the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901183
Sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901155
Probably not; I haven't reviewed any stories in a long, long time. What was your last story?

Either way, you're welcome.

Layla is a cute name for an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901182
>Hey man, /ss/ still works from a femdom standpoint.

Get something new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901188
Why are you getting so upset over this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901171
I feel a Living Doll story is in order.
Something beyond this: >>12437371

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901178

>This with various girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4COfl8DMB8

>The city wakes to the bells of Monstra Dame
>To the ara bells loud as the thunder
>To the loli bells soft as a psalm
>And some say the song of the city is the toll of the Bells of Monstra Dame

>Listen
>They're beautiful, no?
>So many colors
>So many changing moods

You know they don't ring all by themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901191
I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901193
>I feel like a Living Doll story is in order
>Currently writing a Living Doll story
Stop it. Stop watching me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901186
It's on the same pastebin account. "Scale Festival" is the title. And it was posted a fairly long time ago, so still, maybe.

I think so too. Means "Born at Night" or "Dark Haired Beauty". Something like that. I thought it sounded nice, and had an appropriate meaning.

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>>12901128
I thought it nice too anon. Nothin' better than an MG reveling in your soiled, filthy underwear.

Except maybe doing the same with hers, and then you both watch each other masturbate with each other's underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901200
I can only see the one story on your Pastebin. Do you have your other stories set to "unlisted"?

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>>12901157
Huh, I've never seen that one before. Only flaw is it makes Umbrella Girl have large breasts, and I kinda liked that she was one of the few flat girls who wasn't a loli. Then again Large Breasts are the Brest.

>>12901160
I like the weird ones when they aren't made really disgusting.

>>12901171
>So really I'd be more interested to see sword girls and rifle girls and family jewels and church bell angel girls and so on.
That one Monster Girl Card game Monorus is working one actually had weapon girls as an option for an expansion backers could vote to add into the game. The girls were gonna be a mix of weapon, and mech while trying to keep it looking like something from a fantasy setting, and it looked really fucking cool, like their Excalibur robot girl. So naturally people didn't vote for it and voted for the Japan one instead because 'muh japan'.

>>12901172

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901204
Ah, so I do.

There, fixed it. Silly me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>Cookies that change the body of a man that eats them into a little boy (Culture, http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wonderland))

Change the body. Not parts of the body. The entire body. Into that of a little boy. They aren't left with a 21+ fully matured cock. "Change the body [to that of] a little boy"

I'm repeating myself here for the benefit of the dense obtuse and or retarded. "Change the body of a man that eats them into a little boy." Clearly, we can infer from this that "Little boy" implies prepubescent. Thus, not a teenager. But a "Little boy."

Furthermore,
>All of the obscene happenings that suddenly arise will no doubt confuse the minds of visitors and shake them. Unlike visitors, the denizens of wonderland will just enjoy sex as a couple if one of these happenings occurs.

From this it can be taken that of these "obscene happenings" of which the shota cookie IS included, of the denizens, it induces a desire for sex. Sex with the recipient of the cookie. Who's body is now that of a little boys.

Meaning that monsters feel the desire to have sex with "Little boys." "Little boys" who once had "The body of a man" which had then been changes "Into a little boy."

Meaning that in KC and MGE cannon, there are those amongst the ranks of monstergils who enjoy the thought of having sex with little boys. Therefore /ss/ shotadom and whatever else you want to call it, is canonically confirmed. Therefor to say that monstergirls don't like the idea of havign sex with children, prefer only men and shotas are thread-born and not canon is faulty, false and wrong.

If this doesn't get through to you fucks, nothing will. Lets hops this issue remains put at rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901206
>Naturally people voted for Japan
>Not voting for Egypt
These mother fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901209
>Reaching

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901193
I've always believed that Living Dolls can alter their body-types. and even interchange limbs that mimic other monstergirls. Mostly something similar to pic-related.
>inb4 "LoS a shit."
Yeah, I know. But the Toy Maker scenario, along with the acting were the only things I liked about that travesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901209
Dude, I'm on your side as far as the whole "Monster Girls can like Boy Dick" thing goes, but at this point, you're just way too salty, and I'm pretty sure the anons saying all MGs must conform to a singular basis of attraction, are just trolling you.

Just, give it a rest man.

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>>12901209
Not part of the argument, but keep in mind that these are translated works. Relying on literal, precise wording like "change the body" vs "change parts of the body" could easily fall within the realm of translator's interpretation of the best way to translate the literal Japanese phrasing.

So relying on it precision wording as the cornerstone to prove or disprove the existence of anything in canon is a bit... iffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901209

>MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken, and children who are too young to have sex

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens if I yank the reverse scale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901198
It better be good.
I know it will be good.
I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901209
See >>12901156

Now drop it, the thread's nearly calmed down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901216
You know, you could have just been cool and gone with Puppet Master instead. And now the theme is stuck in my head, damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901223
Nigger, look.
No.
Don't.
Don't even think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901219
Just to say, the guys he's doing this with are pretty well relying on the same kind of precise wordings to build their argument.

Unless we all learn moonrunes, which is not gonna happen, we're just going to have to be content with relying on the translations we have.

And continuing arguing about what different bullshit ways the subtleties of the English Language used there-in are to be interpreted as.

Nevermind that KC himself admits to frequently using vague termings, even in Japanese, so that people can use headcanon more freely, and view the MGE in a way that brings them the most personal enjoyment.

Which of course, seems the root of our problems anyway...seems like...
>KC says everything can happen
>Therefore, people argue nothing can happen
Like some strange Catch 22.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901212
Egypt was actually already announced as an expansion pack. But that didn't stop one idiot from spending $500 to make a custom card, and choosing to have it be an Anubis, despite the fact it was the very first ones they already confirmed for the expansion.

The backer who did that had their name as Anonymous so I really hope it was none of you fuckers who wasted a $500 custom card on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901226
>There will never be a story about a deranged man drugging his Living Doll girlfriend into an incapacitated state so he can play with her like a puppet for hours at a time
>Only to be interrupted by her suddenly waking from her haze, screaming for him to stop
>Before he does it again. And again, and again.

Good thing, too. I just needed that out of my system before it festered into inspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901227
I'm thinking about it, and you can't stop me from doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901233
>Wasting $500 on alt.color Anubis
>Not an egyptian lamia
I...am so angry right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901225
>Telling me to see something I'm supporting
I saw it. I agreed with it. What was your point?

>>12901217
>you're just way too salty
S-sorry, I tried to be sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901242
There are some people that really like their anubis. It confounds me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901233
Wow. I'm like, the biggest Anubis fag around, and even I think that's a waste.

It's enough to convince me to buy that card game though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901243
>I saw it. I agreed with it. What was your point?
I'm tired and frustrated, and thought you were going down the same B&W argument path as well. Apologies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901247
>Tired and frustrated
Why? Shitty day? Wanna talk about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901247

Not him but I've had those days man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899057
>Priestess come again. Say good protector. Happy! Priestess too bring flowers. Pretty flowers! So pretty flowers! Very happy! Ate flowers.
>Tummy ache.
>Go sleep wake up. Can't find sun. Realise it night. Moon hiding! I hide too. Moon fly high up, so see long way. Moon see things far off. If Moon hiding, I hide too.
>Go sleep wake up. Priestess here. Say no hide please because god. Say forget because forgetful god, she say yes. Friends!
>Go sleep wake up SEE STRANGE MAN BIG MUSCLES SHINY SUIT YES PLEASE HUG
>Man not man! Scarecrow! Pots and pans suit! Broke scarecrow oops. Now hiding again. Maybe nobody know it was god. Go back eat scarecrow so nobody know.
>Tummy ache.

Wurms are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901242
One of the cards is a delicious brown Lamia, the Nachash. Its not exactly Egyptian, but it's Hewbrew, so it's close enough. The card list for the 9 Custom cards was revealed and all of them sounded pretty cool. Like an Orchid Mantis, a Leviathan, and a Phoenix.

And then you have the Anubis fucker who, instead of giving everyone a new Monster Girl, just made an Alt. Color. They even had a cheaper tier for only $300 where you could design an Alt. Color. He literally paid $200 extra for no reason.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tell a Manticore that her tailpussy is shit.

I want to call Mr. Happy a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901252
I'm not sure if I should feel glad that there's someone who's stupider with their money than me...

Or feel outdone in sheer adoration for Anubi.

Also.
>Orchid Mantis
>Phoenix
Yeah, definitely buying this game now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901252
>Orchid Mantis
rad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901249
I'm going on day 3 with about a little over an hour or two of non-consecutive sleep. Over the counter sleep aids have done jack, and my pot dealer hasn't been answering his phone. The pointless arguments in the thread haven't helped too much either.

I would kill for a weresheep-wool stuffed pillow right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901251
For some reason, I read that in the same way I read Bowser's diary entries.
So would Wurm make for a good villain to fight Paper Mary, the most heroic, jumping Weresheep in Lescatie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901254

Good. Good for you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901252
>Orchid Mantis
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901258
>Not just drinking a fifth of rum or whiskey or whatever and drifting off into a peaceful sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901258
So what is stopping you from just crashing?

[Anonymous No.]

So guys, bored writefag here, and I'd like some ideas for a future story. What do you think would make the best story about an MG going against her very nature (body, personality, or both) to fulfil her dreams? I mean stuff like...

>Ignis that wants to be a firefighter
>Succubus wanting to remain pure until her dream wedding night
>Dormouse that wants to be a night watchman
>Hellhound wanting to be a submissive and loyal pet to win over a guy she likes
>Kikimora wanting to be a high-powered CEO
>Oomukade dreaming of being an idol

etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901202
>and then you both watch each other masturbate with each other's underwear
Sounds like a form of foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901261
Probably
Bowser's not really a 'villain' anymore so I don't see why a Wurm couldn't fill in the overexcited prince-kidnapping AHAHA CHASE THE SHEEP CHASE THE SHOOPS INTO THE LAVA I GO WHEE role.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901270

Wouldn't the kikimora be a slob instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901270
>Succubus wanting to remain pure until her dream wedding night
Succubi can abstain from sex through will-power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901263
Why would you encourage insane behavior anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901130
>>12901144
>I don't get it
One google search later
>I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901265
Did that, didn't work.

>>12901267
Insomnia, and a really shitty condition called Restless Leg Syndrome. I feel tired, but my body refuses to fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901276
Because manticore a shit. I wish the doctor was till around

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901270
Ignis wanting to be a firefighter seems like best for suffering story.
Succubus wanting to be pure to marriage could either be best vanilla, or horrible NTR.
Dormouse watchman would be best for comedy.
Submissive Hellhound is just silly. Could be funny/arousing though.
Kikimora with ambition sounds like fun.
Idol Oomukade...I'd go to her concert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901275
>telling lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901270
>Oomukade dreaming of being an idol
I feel like there was a sentai or magical girl villain that was basically this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901283
Manticores just want to love you anon, yes they may be a little aggressive but when are humans not aggressive too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901254
>Mr. Happy
Speaking of Mr. Happy, this guy (http://pastebin.com/dzeDg6yF)), needs to get on the smut portion of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901272
Indeed. Technical term is "Mutual Masturbation". Can be done a variety of ways of course, getting each other going, watching each other be lewd. Like cuckolding. Except for people who aren't complete faggots.

Plenty of ways to do it too. Masturbating each other, watching each other, sexting, numerous ways. Dirty underwear use is just something I think is hot personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901270
>Unicorn brothel owner
>Danuki philanthropist/fundraiser
>Oni scoutmaster
>Apophis working as a secretary
>Pharaoh working as a barmaid
>Hellhound day caretaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901270
>>12901274
>>12901275
>>12901284
>>12901288

Oh, should have clarified:

I'm not necessarily having a vote, but also asking for other ideas. Those are just examples of what I mean. Throw some of your own ideas out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901294
>Mutual Masturbation
This is unventured territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901288
Was it Hoshiewa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901296
I dunno, I feel like subversion for the sake of subversion is kind of pointless, personally.

>>12901299
I'm probably just thinking of Candelira, to be honest with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901296
I figured from the etc., I just couldn't think of any of my own to throw out. So I just gave opinions on what you had already.

For some others, maybe a slobby Anubis who never gets anything done?
A Mantis who's clumsy as fuck?
A Baphomet who wants to cuddle boobs?
A voyeur Shirohebi who has a borderline NTR fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901273
You're right.
Bowser isn't a villain anymore.
Paper Bowser, however, is.
At least, a laughably evil one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901290
Well I don't want to love them so they can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901295
>Hellhound day caretaker
Hellhounds would probably be really good babysitters even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901295
>Unicorn Brothel Owner
This is too lewd.

>>12901297
You're welcome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901295
>Danuki philanthropist/fundraiser

I actually, fucking choked on my water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901309
When you think about it, Danuki's probably fund public recreation projects for human/monstergirl co-existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901301
>Shirohebi hiding in bush outside of a house.
>"O-Oh, look at them. She's making him so happy! Hnnnngh... Th-that's it faggot, kiss her! Marry her! Make babies!"
Like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901295
>Hellhound day caretaker
This this this this this this this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901275
Anon, seriously.

>every succubus has in common being extremely lustful and dedicate to the pursuit of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901316
>STOP IT FAGGOT
>STOP CRYING
>OH MY SHIT I HATE YOU SHUT UP

I appreciate that's totally not what you were thinking but the idea of a frazzled stressed-out Hellhound just screaming abuse at a bunch of troublesome babies is inexplicably hilarious to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901315
Basically, yes.
Sees a guy, imagines a whole life she could have with him, then gets off watching whatever happy life he has with another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901320
Even then, that just draws out the "hurr NTR" shitters.
>>12901322
Hellhounds would make for very good authority figures, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a story where the MC doesn't really want a waifu and instead just wants to explore the world?

And stays waifuless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901295
>Apophis working as a secretary
>Apophis
>Being the Sebastian
>And being good at it
I kind of want to see this.

Would she still secretly be trying to get the Pharaoh laid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901322
Nah I can see her being a perfectly composed teacher until someone steps out of line

And then it's the grin and the fire and the screaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901270
>Amazoness housewife
>Beelzebub Hygienist
>Monogamous bicorn


Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901330
Of course. Setting up appointments at massage parlors that specialize in happy endings

Trying to get her sexual frustration out because it's hurting her performance. Just like a good assistant would

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901330
I want to see a Pharoah and an Apophis be wing-sisters at classy bars. They would play off the stereotype and either have the main girl tell off the rude flirting wingsister, or fake an argument so the HB gets sucked in, and the one he agrees with gets an offer for a fun night from who he sided with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901329
Not yet sadly, unless Laven counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901341
I had never considered this, but now I have a serious want for it, either written or drawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901327
I think we're past that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901343
I don't think we'll get something like that, mainly because most of the thread will say "Well this defeats the point of using this type of setting" or the story would cause a huge shitstorm.

Shame, because I'd like to see something like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901347
Why would it cause a shitstorm? We have the no rape allowed club already.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone in the /d/ drawthead is drawing a Lavos girl
>I wish to consume all things in this world... but I will settle for your seed, husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901251
hnngg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901335

> YOU GET AN F
> THE F STANDS FOR FIRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901361
I hope you're not thinking of making alphabet hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>the thing you miss most about the outside world in MGC Penitentiary are your pants. The uniform is a unisex tunic. It feels weird.
>you also miss sensible clothing colors. Your tunic is festooned with black and neon-orange stripes. The girls don't have it much better: lime-green stripes.
>You get a look at one of the co-ed yards and see why. It lets the guards figure out genders pretty easily from their towers.
>The Minotaur corrections officer takes you to one of the blocks, one of those old-style concrete circles lined with cells in the edges. A single watchtower stands in the center. It figures that the pigs would want to keep as few people in here at once
>As the CO brings you up to your cell, you hear spine-chilling things from the cells.
>"Fresh meat!"
>"Gonna fuck that boypussy!"
>"Five bucks his pelvis will be dust in a month!"
>"You can munch my carpet, boy!'
>You arrive at your cell, an 8x10 concrete cage painted a somewhat pleasant yellow. There's a tiny shitter and a water fountain in the back. It looks like it would be pretty cramped for one, but you can see another prisoner in a hastily added top bunk. Overcrowding is real.
>The minotaur CO undoes your cuffs (rated to Oni) and shoves you in.
>The figure quickly comes down. A red Oni whose sleeves have been rolled up to show off her tattoos. You can make out what appear to epaullettes on her shoulders.
>She repeatedly thrusts two fingers into a hole made with her thumb and index finger.
>"This is going to the be the start of a beautiful friendship."
>You prepare your pelvis and feel a sudden worry about how poorly padded the bed is.
>Such is life in monstergirl prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901340
>"Lisse, please stop scheduling these massage appointments without my permission. It's cutting into my meetings."
"Please, Miss Nephry. You've been sleeping between meetings, and I worry for your health. I'm only acting in your best interests."
>"I appreciate your help, but--"
"But Master, are you sure you don't need some form of stress relief? Having a man help you squeeze out the tension from your tired muscles...feeling his hands press against your body, and stroke your thighs and massage your breasts, and maybe even..."
>"Lisse, are you okay?"
"Oh dear, I...seem to have gotten another nosebleed. Excuse me, Master."

Call it the product of my lack of good sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901380
I don't know, I wouldn't be afraid of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901352
I always liked the no rape allowed club.

So often they are at odds with MGs as a whole that, despite being anti-rape, they are both larger targets for MGs to rape as well as attempt to..."assertively" husbandu them for various reasons.

A true sport hunter doesn't hunt easy prey after all, and the men who would throw themselves at some MGs aren't worthy of their attention compared to those that play hard to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901380
>MGPrison
>Co-Ed
>No pants.
I like this idea.
His cellmate gonna finger his boypussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901401
Alp please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901405
While sucking him off in booze-stank vacuum mouth, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901400
I hope they catch and release those boys, hunting it once isn't quite as much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901400
I always carry wrought iron with me. You're not getting any dick from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901412
>Oni with pruno mouth

Oh god I didn't consider this.

[Anonymous No.]

if I get an alp some pine skis and take him out on the slopes, does this make him a ALPine skier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901401
Writefag here. You'll see. Just sometime tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901419
Charon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901423
Oh my, the anticipation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901429
It's just a matter of it being late. Also, muh Russian prison tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901270
>>12901295

>Akaname dentist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901436
Please no.

>"That's a pretty bad cavity you have there Francis. Don't worry, I'll get it for you."
>Begins mouth-raping him with her tongue.
>Tooth is now cavity free, but at what cost?

[This Fucking Word Count Limit No.]

>>12901413
Not exactly what I meant with that analogy but...

>There exists on the outskirts of MGC a vast undeveloped forest area
>So vast is this area that it even houses some mountainous terrain and multiple lake areas
>Mountainous terrain you're currently climbing at record speeds
>After your short stint with the horrible "Butler" Cafe when a Sabbath member forced you to eat a cookie, you opted to quit and take the only other job opportunity available
>The MGC Sport Hunting Club's "Willing prey participant" as they called it in the ad
>AKA The Running Man
>Monster Girls evidently pay a substantial sum to rely on their more basic instincts of hunting
>Or maybe they enjoy the chase, who the hell knows how women much less monster women think
>The only equipment you have is a moderately hefty helmet with a camera safely enclosed and some camo clothing enchanted to change based on the color of the environment
>Also a swiss army knife you're not allowed to use to defend yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901442
>Magic Camo
Neat.
Also, Butler quit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901443
It was a job on par with the cuddle parlor. Of course he did. You either quit, or 'quit'.
On par because not every MG that comes into the cuddle parlor is bad but the ones that do can touch you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901442
Sounds like fun. Is there a time limit? A goal? How many MGs can hunt you at once? Do they have equipment as well or are they only allowed to use their natural abilities? Will you be husbando'd if caught or is it just an exercise for them as well?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I can't remember! Do foxes do that cool vagina milking trick? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901466
I don't believe so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901458
Time limit and goal. Goal so you have a win condition and safe haven, time limit in case you get lose and need rescue. Goal is just to reach a specific cottage in the wooded area.
I'd say it's vary between five and ten, depending on how skilled the quarry is and how experienced the group is. Need to keep it challenging for both.
They don't have equipment, only the clothes on their backs. The clothes are optional.
Usually just exercise, but you can expect some to try to date you. Some proactively, some traditionally.
I think it sounds fun too, but I'd only entertain jinko cubs with how unfit I am.

>>12901466
Don't think so, but a while back I speculated they would be silky smooth but tight like a vice.

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>>12901466
Werewolves, bro. You're thinkin' Werewolves.

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>>12901468
>>12901472
Then which animal was that? Dolphin? Dolphins do some crazy shit. I think I'll be stealing that vice idea though.

>>12901473
Oh. Man. That might've been fun to write, but at least now I don't need to think about how to describe that.

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>>12901476
Dolphins would be correct. And probably demonspawn because sex magic, but I'm just guessing there.

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>>12901251
Would it be possible... to have more of this?

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>>12901450
I'm not Nutler.

I'm a different Butler, so you can expect the sad sad tales of Butler Anon to come forth at any time in these threads once more.

Unless he quit or something in which case you'd be boned.

>Proofread Post
>Nutler instead of Butler

It works way to well.

>>12901472
Oi! No making rules for shit that isn't yours!

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>>12901480
>I'm just guessing there.
Of course you are, no one has any first hand experience.

...Right? Are you fuckers holding out on me? Am I not banging a succubus right fucking now because someone's being selfish and/or tied to their bed?

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>>12901482
O-okay, what are the rules then?

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>>12901438

>Kejourou barber/stylist
>Instead of sitting down on a chair while having your hair cut you are instead engulfed by the Kejourou's hair while having your own hair cut.

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>>12901488
That actually sounds amazing. The only problem is that getting your hair cut in such a manner would cause infatuation/addiction. Keikaku doori?

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>>12901442
>Your job is to keep the hunt interesting for the wealthy participants, no time limit, though happy endings aren't "insured" unless they pay a insane sum
>They line you up and choose who to hunt and pay upfront based on time and other factors
>It's different for every hunt really
>Some MGs like to make special requests, the less able ones like Holstaurs tend to ask for handicaps
>And by Handicaps I mean a tranq styled gun that shoots Weresheep fluff nets and limits on where you can flee
>Also they get hints on what area you're currently in from time to time
>AKA Bullshit of the highest order
>Luckily for you this particular customer has an appetite for sportsmanship
>If you can elude her for the day she won't rape you and you'll get an extra large tip
>Unfortunately she's a Thunderbird affectionately dubbed Dynamo
>Basically you have nearly no chance at winning but you're still obligated to try
>Also because you don't personally want to have a "shocking" experience with her

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>>12901499

>You will never be hunted by a Lich
>You will never hear her cry "BONESAW IS READY"

[Anonymous No.]

Deeeeeead.

I want to impregnate an MG and not take responsibility.
Manticores a shit.
Why does no one have a dwarf waifu if there are so many /tg/ faggots here?
I want to see some faity smut, what's the problem, they won't tear.
Chimera a shit freakshow, ropers are cuter by comparison.
I want to do cocaine with a jabberwocky.
Alps a shit.
Why no love for angel?
Someone write something with parasite slime or bubble slime please.
We need to rape the MG a lot more.

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>>12901499
Keep going. I wanna see where this goes. I could only imagine seeing some of the other MGs going at this.
>Huge swathes of forest burned down by dragons
>Tree trunks snapped in half like twigs by charging wurms
>Boulders split in half by spirited Oni

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>>12901512
Unpopular Opinions, the post?

>Awful
>Most people are tired of them cause of Bob and Less overexposure
>Because toddlercon
>Faity? What even?
>Tentacles up da butt. Chimaera a cutie.
>There's already that disgusting smoker-kiss pic.
>We like to bully 'em
>Good question.
>Bubble Slime is ancient. No one cares about Carriers and Parasites.
>Fuck off.

That's all I got for ya.

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>>12901512
>Why does no one have a dwarf waifu if there are so many /tg/ faggots here?

Because KC fucked them up and this thread largely follows the MGE profiles.

>implying you wouldn't hammer this daily
>dat hanging end
>dat hardy hole

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>>12901526
I dunno about you, but that pritchel hole looks TIGHT.

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>>12901512
>why no love for angel?
They need a good story. Nobody knows what to do with them.
I want to be bullied and forcefully converted by an angel

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>>12901526
>Not wanting to massage dat bick
>Caress dat throat
Gay.

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>>12901528

You're sick man. That's a pure undefiled maiden. She needs to be romanced. Save that hole for later.

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>>12901531
>But anon, it says in Samiel 12:07 that you have to ream my ass to atone for masturbation!

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>>12901532
>bick man
It's all good as long as we can agree the most important thing is a pretty face.

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>>12901525
>Bubble slime story with Minerva and Fritz when

Suffering...

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>>12901533
Yeah, the hardy hole is for you to satisfy your lewd desires on.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw when no amazon waifu
>You will never be the only kid that approached you at school
>She will never hold you in her protective embrace in a snowstorm
>She will never call you her 'Beautiful flower'
>She will never have saved you from being raped by a manticore
>You will never thank her with the utmost gratitude
>She will never take you home and leave
>She will never protect you from bullies
>She will never tutor you and help you with your homework
>She will never have a shrine dedicated to you at her room
>She will never stalk you 24/7 and watchig you sleep every day
>She will never protect you from the FILTHY WHORES who seek to harm you
>She will never masturbate to a live stream of you while hugging a daki of you
>She will never cut out the faces of every girl in the photos she has of you and replace her own face to it
>You will never become close friends with her as time goes by
>She will never steal your boxers amd masturbate with it
>She will never be dripping wet whenever she is near your presence
>You will never move somewhere else, with her being slowly forgotten
>Her obsession for you will never increase reaching fanatical levels of devotion
>She will never obssesively devote her life to find you

continue?

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>>12901553
Naw. You missed any charm an amazon had and wandered into generic yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

You figure you will head on home early and surprise your loving dragon wife.

You manage to sneak in and get close to her.

You scare the holy crap out of her.

She turns full dragon.

How screwed are you?

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>>12901555
Through the bed and into the sub-bedroom.

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>"Oh, Welcome to MGC Central Admin, can I help you?"

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>>12901555
>Jabberwocky Waifu
>Creepy Tongue and claws everywhere

aaaaaaaHHHH Do you think she'd be offended or depressed if their husband was scared of their dragon forms? Or would they feel guilty? And this question is for any type of Dragon Girl.

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>>12901563
If my Ryufu turned into a dragon it would take every ounce of will power to not make Dragonball references.

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>>12901561
>Cat part color doesn't match hair color
Gross

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>>12901563
Aren't vanilla dragons the only ones that can transform? I think they'd be a little hurt if their husband was afraid of them in any form, myself.

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>>12901563
If I had a dragon wife, I would enjoy and not be afraid of her full dragon form.
Sometimes its fun to have a big powerful woman around.

[Anonymous No.]

How would you feel about a 100% vanilla no smut romance story?

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>>12901583
Like a plate of pancakes.

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>>12901561
Yeah, I'd like to make a formal complaint against the city about their choice to limit caffeine supplies. I like to have my dormouse waifu somewhat awake for sex sometimes, but can't get anything because some preteen arachne got the stuff and used it to get drunk. I can't get anything for 'recreational use' now because some idiot spiders webbed up the city hall's statue.

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>>12901589
which is?

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>>12901583
Just like a story with smut it'd depend on how well it's written. I don't care if there's dicking in my stories or not so long as they're done well.

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>>12901583
If it's good it could always use a nice sex scene to top it off

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>>12901592
How do you feel about pancakes?
That's what it is.

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>>12901583
I write some of those and some people say they love them, so I guess go for it.

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>>12901512
>Alps a shit
I'll fight you.

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>>12901626
Which MG would want to climb to the top of Mt.Everest with you the most?

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>>12901634
>Everest
>not K2 east face
I'd go up it with a Yeti, of course.

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>>12901512
Averageanon has a short wih a parasite slime6slime carrier.

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>>12901563
I'd be as attracted to her full-dragon form as I am her Dragon-Girl form.

They'd probably be a little of all of the above honestly. Little offended and depressed that their lover was scared of them, and a little guilty that they'd scared him. Probably offended most of all, given Draconian Pride.

>>12901574
Nah, it was stated that all Dragon Sub-species can transform. Even Wyverns. Perhaps especially Wyverns, given they're commonly used as mounts.
>Be a Dragoon
>No Childhood Friend to be your mount
>Have to go out and search for your destined partner yourself
>Most people you grew up with just have a Wyvern Childhood Friend.
>Some have Vanilla Dragons.
>Few like you have already gone out and tamed a Wyvern Waifu themselves.
>One badass even went and tamed a wild Dragon.
>But you though? You've always felt that there was something else. Someone else, out there, waiting for you.
>Return to Dragoon Academy one day
>Mounted upon the back of a Celestial Ryu
How do you think your friends would react?

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>>12901639
Everest is for romantics, I know it's not the most challenging climb in the world.
Good taste bro.

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>>12901641
I wouldn't say it was short, it was bretty long actually
Next ch never

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>>12901642
>attracted to her full-dragon form
Get away from me, Donkey!
>>12901643
well if you are gonna go mountain climbing, either bring a Yeti or a Goat.

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>>12901642
>mounting a Celestial Ryu
What are you?

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>>12901646
>Donkey
I'm just thinking of the scene at the end of Shrek 2, where the little hybrids fly in and swarm all over their dad.

Now, picture that with your own cute little dragon-girl newborns, all of them flying into you in a mass tackle-hug.

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>>12901650
Can you imagine the workload of Dragon triplets?
>Daddy, I want emeralds embedded into my scales!
>Daddy, I want a collection of really old weapons!
>Daddy, I want a prince I can doll up into a princess!
>C is for Cookie!

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>>12901654
That babysitter hasn't been any help I see.

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>>12901583
You were freezing. You had been out in the cold for a long time, waiting for her to arrive. It was typical of her. Even on your first date. Late as always. You began to sense yourself shivering. Feeling the wind seeping into your bones, you decided to sit on a bench next to you.With snow dancing in the sky as the winds sang, you began to just...... think about how this started.
------------------------------------------------------------
"Shit!". The murky muddy water splashed upwards, staining your pants a dark blue. Today was truly the worst day of your life. Waking up late, missing the bus amd now even staining your tux? It was the perfect trifecta of misery. You unwillingly trudged yourself to the bench, and put your backpack down next to a bus bench. You sat down on the worn wooden bench just idly staring at the advertisements on the sides of the buildings and buses. Just waiting.... and waiting..... and waiting for the bus to come.

You checked your watch. It was 9:15. You were supposed to come at 8:50. You were in a huge mess. You just couldn't get a break. You suppose that it was your fault. If you hadn't spent all night(and most of the day) watching netflix and binge drinking cheap beer, you could have had a nice sleep and could have avoided the sitiation.

With a sigh, you mentally reprimand yourself. You look around once again. Seeing the bus in the distance you begin to pack up your bags. As the bus came closer you could see an amazon precariously holding 3cups of coffee in her hands. She looked like ahe would be on the same The same bus as you, judging from her intense gaze at the bus. The bus arrived.... and somehow left without even stopping. You had got to live in a better city than MGC. You couldn't lose this bus. Because this bus was the last bus of the afternoon. You begam desperatlynrunming praying to god that you wouldn't be smashed to a pulp by the cars. You almost got near the bus just when that amazon girl stood.in front of tou.

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>>12901654
>emeralds embedded into my scales
Is this how Dragons wear their jewelry? How cool would it be to see a Dragon with all kinds of different jewels on her?

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>>12901669
>Guys treat them like normal jewelry and tattoos
"I dunno man I just don't like dragons with emeralds, it looks trashy to me."

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>>12901671
I know mang, amethysts be where it's at, yo.

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>>12901672
Naw nigguh, rubies go with gold dragons the best.

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>>12901659
She seemed depserate to catch the bus and even with the task of balancing 3 cups of coffee, she ran faster than you. You were side by side, running to get that bus. The last chance for the afternoon. You were running. She tripped to the ground and bumped into you. Hard. All of the sudden, you met the ground. The hard asphalt road hitting your knees and ankles. You slowly began to recover from the sudden shock of tripping.
>ohmygodimsosorrydidihurtyouanywhere?
She ran up to you with a look of apology on her face. She stretched her hand to you, and grabbing it, you stood up. Great. Now you had coffee on your shirt. You began to dust your self off then you remembered sonething. Something important. The bus. It was gone. Cursing at yourself you couldnt help but give a glare of contempt.for the amazon who tripped you.
>"I-I'm sorry. Can I make it up for you in any way?" she began to call a cab from the distamce
You couldn't stay mad at people for long. With an overwhlemingly loud sigh you asked her where she was going with the cab.
>"1015 Loen street. Ummmm. the place next to claires crispy creme pasta shop."
Wait. That was directly where your job was. Then was this girl your coworker? You were to tired to thonk about this at all. Today was a day with too much bullshit. You decide to ride the cab with her. After all it was better than being late.

continue?

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>>12901675
>gold dragons
Red Dragons 4life, fool!

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>>12901678
Nigga pls
Blue dragons represent

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>>12901675
>>12901678
>>12901680
Black Dragons with amethysts, case closed.

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>>12901680
>>12901681
Is a blue or a black dragon a better candidate for a himecut?

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>>12901685
>himecut
I have trouble imagining either with one. Blue, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a posse of dragons act gangsta and start a 'gang war' with each other each faction with a specific jewel embedded into their scales

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>>12901689
>jewelry as gang colors
It makes so much sense.

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>>12901681
Excellent taste, if a little chuuni.

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>>12901691
How is it chuuni? It just looks good.

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>>12901693
Black, white and purple is a classic loligoth palette.

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>>12901695
>loligoth
Now I'm imagining something very, very sexy. Thank you.

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>>12901701
>loligoth black dragon
>twindrills gold dragon
>straight bangs blue dragon
>hairbun red dragon
>huge braid green dragon
I wish I wasn't horribly failing at drawing a fit alp fighting a catgirl so I could draw some Ojous With Attitudes.

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>>12901714
Oh boy, I'm just adding to your labors again. Sorry.

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>>12901643
I've heard the path up Everest is littered with garbage, abandoned camp sites and empty oxygen cans. And a couple hundred frozen mummies. Doesn't sound very romantic.

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>>12901740
People say Venice is romantic too, but I don't see what's so great about boating around in sewage.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you endure the sauna longer than an Elf?

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>>12901753
>Having to to endure an Elf.

Shoot me now.

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>>12901759
I think you misunderstood something.

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>>12901753
Easily, I'd just tell her I invited some orcs to join us.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your favorite Monstergirl species react upon meeting a blind man? Would she have a heart attack just from watching him move around and react to the world around him slowly and with caution, thinking it's cute or something? Would she trick him into doing something he probably wouldn't like to do, taking advantage of his disability, thinking it's just a sign of naiveness? Or would she straight up proactively date him?

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>>12901844
Wouldn't that make her want to stay in longer?
>>12901847
>species
Isn't that too much of a generalization?

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up next to your waifu. What do you do?

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>>12901847
>Gazer
Well there goes her usual plan of attack, hypnosis wouldn't work. Makes me want to see a story about a frustrated Gazer that keeps trying to one up a blind travelling warrior monk because her pride won't let her drop the issue.

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>>12901859
Put her arm around me and rest my head against her bosom. When she begins to stir, give her a good morning kiss.
On the other lips.

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>>12901336
I want to see a super neat freak Beezlebub freaking out over teeth.

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>>12901859
Voluntary admission to a psychiatric ward. I've finally lost it.

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>>12901859
Pray that I don't wake up and cuddle with her.

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>>12901859
Probably freak out that there's a huge bug in my bed until my eyes adjust to the dark. As much as I love her, waking up next to an Oomukade without knowing they exist would be a surprise to say the least.

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>>12901881
>freak out
>Oomukade thinks you find her disgusting
>"I'm sorry honey please don't hate me please don't hatemepleasedon'thatemeIloveyouIloveyou!"

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>>12901859
Be more genuinely surprised than I've ever been in my entire life. Then I would passionately kiss her. Then I would squish her boobs.

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>>12901590
I imagine it might take some pretty hardcore drugs to keep a dormouse awake.

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>>12901895
>Dormouse opens her eyes wide
>they're glowing red
>"The Sleeper Awakes", she says

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>>12901642
I want to be the one person with a Wurm mount waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901900
>The Squadron takes flight
>the Wurm uses her tail as a propeller

[Anonymous No.]

So do vanilla elves turn into dark elves over time?

What's the worst thing that can happen with a dark elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901905
>worst thing
The worst thing you consent to?

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>>12901887
That would calm me down more than anything, I'd probably give her a huge hug and get a bite for it

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>>12900735
Same for me. Most MG all have something worth waifuing for.

Shirohebi and Kikimora are pretty high up in the list though.

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>>12901908
>she bites you on reflex
>hides under the bed and cries like a Wyvern
How do you coax her out?

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>>12900898
Why not a more red dress though? it's ussualy a red dress thats worn as a sign of seduction no?

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>>12901911
New profile very soon!

[Anonymous No.]

Probably explaining things and trying to sweet talk her the best an introverted nerd can before the venom kicks in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901924
Why would she care about that? What profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901925
Oops, was meant for >>12901911

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>>12901926
Sorry, didn't mean to reply.
We're getting a new MGE profile in less than an hour, probably.

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>>12901929
Poor girl has to follow the Hellhound's popularity. It'll probably be a let down.

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>>12901929

Says who? KC's twitter says nothing about such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901929
Metal Slime? Phoenix? Hydra? Griffon? Obscure Japanese creatures nobody has ever heard of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901935
I'd like him to start off the year with a black sheep who's always in pelvis breaking mode. It's the year for it after all.

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>>12901933
KC always posts this a few hours before revealing a new profile.

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>>12901942
I don't speak Chinese, what does that say?

[Anonymous No.]

Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901942
Neato

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>>12901948
"Cross is saving up power..."

[Anonymous No.]

what's a good place for MG RPs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901952
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

Whoops, profile might be coming a bit later than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901964
The hound is ready to be released, bitch.

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>>12901952
KC is such a chuuni.

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>>12901968

What was your first clue?

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>>12901966
>that look on DD's face
Best wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

In case it hasn't been posted /tg/ is talking of making MGE a playable setting

>>37324406

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone actually enjoy Matango Monster Girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902000
>MGE
Meh.
>>12902001
>Matango
I wouldn't make one my waifu, but I'm glad they exist. They add diversity to the wildlife, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

Some nigga is doing a unboxing of the handbook on v

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>>12902001

I'd warm up to a girl who's been infected with Matango spore until she got cured, even if she were a human girl.

I don't think I'd waifu a Matango, though.

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>>12901949
Huh. What is this? Just a one-off or an actual cover for a fanbook?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to draw on her seal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902009
I want to tell her to close her eyes for a minute, lift her seal and kiss the eye underneath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902009
Draw what? "Kilroy was here"?

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>>12902014

>Kiss her eye underneath the seal
>She widens her eyes in surprise, staring at you for a couple of seconds, blushing the reddest red you could ever imagine
>She then shoves you away in embarrassement, runs away and locks herself in her rapecave

Good job. Expect your enhanced pelvisceration within the hour.

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>>12902019
>she comes out without saying a word
>sits on the couch next to you, but keeps her distance
>still doesn't say anything
>doesn't even look at you
>you try to break the silence
>she gets a giggling fit and falls off the couch
You broke her man.

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>>12902015
Gary was here, Ash is a looser!

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>>12902029
We need more rivals like Gary Oak in our stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902023

I'm more impressed that I suddenly have a couch that will fit and comfortably seat and Ushi Oni. Did we go to MG Ikea? Is said store in a Sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

Soon...

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>>12902035
>rivals
>MG stories are like 99% romance
No NTR please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902048

She tries her best...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902038
>MG Ikea inside a Sandworm
I have no idea why, but sure, why the Hell not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902050
Well I don't the stories should be all romance! Some of them should just have romance sub-plots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902048
Dude, thanks for give the feed to my morning boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902048
>>12902051

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902051
I want to sit on her tentacles... and to be smothered in her boobies. Kraken is becoming more and more attractive to me now.
>>12902055
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902055
Does she want me to fuck her tentacles?
Why would I do that if I could fuck her mouth, tits or pussy instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902048
>>12902051
She's so great. I hope the author doesn't stop any time soon with the MGE doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902048
Does she put a tentacle in his butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902061
Why wouldn't you want to fuck her lewd tentacleonaholepussy? That's a treatment you won't get from any other girl, unlike those pleb sex acts you mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902065
No anon. She can't do that because some people don't like it and therefore nobody can.

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>>12902066
>paizuri
>pleb
Bitch I'll shank you.
And just because it's different, doesn't mean it's good.
And that tentacle pussy doesn't look very lewd at all.

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>>12902065
>>12902067
Don't start with this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902068
You should sample all your waifu's sex abilities. Don't tell me you wouldn't fuck her armpits?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902068
You make tentacle girls everywhere unhappy with that kind of talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902074
Nope.
>>12902075
You telling me you'd actually want those tentacles anywhere near your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902077
Tentacles are the ultimate leglock, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902077
I want those tentacles near my hands, for extreme hand holding. Is that weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902077
If you don't like Monster Girls, why are you in here?

[Anonymous No.]

remember to help your daughteru with her shedding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902078
>>12902079
Those are fine. But I can't understand why you'd want to fuck the tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902086
Because they're a part of her and rejecting a part of her is rejecting all of her.

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>>12902086
The same reason I'd want to fuck an Oni's abs, cum in a Cyclopses eye, fuck a Dullahan's neck hole...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902087
But that doesn't explain people sexualizing the tentacles specifically, and wanting to fuck a tentacle onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902092
If a girl give you a blowjob, you don't want because it's fucking a mouth?
Or deny a hand job because you don't want grip of fingers?
The same in here: You should use any part of the woman body to give pleasure to her and to you.

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>>12902080
I can't contribute in any way except for more scyllas

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>>12902099
Isnt the from that game with the dick insertion shit?

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>>12902100
Oh god I sure hope so, which one are you talking about?

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>>12902100
>dick insertion

I'd think that most h-games would have at least one scene involing a dick being inserted into something.

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>>12902098
That's a retarded comparison.

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>>12902092

>Monstergirl's monster parts: To fuck or not to fuck

This has to be the most delicate and volatile topic in these threads. Will we ever come to a consensus on this matter?

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>>12902104
We're talking urethral insertions here laddie.
>>12902107
No. Some of us accept all of the girl, others only the human bits. I don't know why those latter people even come here though.

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>>12902105
If you don't like the idea of making sex with a MG and exploit all her body, why are you here?

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>>12902109
>urethral insertions
The best kind.

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>>12902112
pls no

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>>12902107
To me when you get a girl, you can't detach her in pieces, you needs to get the full course.

Anything different than this is tha same to say: I like centaurs but dont want to fuck horsepussy.

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>>12902099
What is the fucking point of stocking if she put them only on 2 tentacles?

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>>12902112
People who had the displeasure of experiencing urethral catheters disagree.

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>>12902117
She's in the process of putting them on, how do you know how many she's going to be wearing?

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>>12902117
Maybe she's going to put on more after she's finished with that one?

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>>12902107
The consensus used to be that monster features are to be appreciated, but not sexualised.

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>>12902109
>>12902112
Oof. That makes me a little uncomfortable. I guess if it was a slimegirl I wouldn't fear it entirely. I mean, hey, a small amount of sterile, temperature-controllled liquid that can mould to fit even really small spaces might not be that bad.
But then you have people in real life using those metal sticks to do it, and it just makes me cringe.

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>>12902123
>metal sticks
I've seen nails used for it, too. Don't worry though, tentacles are really elastic and they can contract to fit in small holes.
Personally I wouldn't want even a Slime in me because of that whole urethral-anal Slime Ouroboros.

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>>12902123
I use a plastic stick. It's probably the kind of thing where you either find it arousing and like it because of that or just plain don't.

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>>12902126
>slime deepthroat where her tongue goes inside
Woo woo~

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>>12902119
>>12902120
Nah, she always wears only one pair of stocking in other pics

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>>12902122
>consensus
>on 4chan
The louder shitposting that thought it was "speaking for everyone", sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Just see kraken doujin and she seems to be a vanilla in high proportions.
Saying just by the pics, I can't understand moon runes.

http://exhentai.org/s/6325b5b813/775263-1

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>>12902126
> I wouldn't want even a Slime in me because of that whole urethral-anal Slime Ouroboros.
How does that even work? Does the slime osmose through his tissues to get from A to B?

>>12902127
My cutoff for fetishes in general is the point where it starts becoming unsafe or unhygenic.
Obviously, people aren't going to attempt urethral insertion without sterilising the tool first, but I always think about that risk.

I'll tolerate it, but I don't think I'll be able to ever get comfortable with the idea.

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>>12902141
>Does the slime osmose through his tissues to get from A to B?
Yes.
Writefag, why haven't you done it? It's been months!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902140
Someone already translated preview pages. Look into mg collection site
Only first pages have story anyway, other are just mindless "muh hips moving" talk

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>>12902149
Out, out you damned madman! Get thee to an asylum and leave good folk be!

[Anonymous No.]

god dammit kc what's taking so long

[Anonymous No.]

Where's my baby Horse Pussy drinking Apple/carrot Juice from a sippy cup Leon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902151
Thanks.
There isn't 4koma in this doujin, like in sandworm's?

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>>12901064
Probably not a zombie since those lose their memories from their past lives.

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The fuck is this?

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>>12902180

>Slimesheepfruit

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>>12902180
I don't know but im compelled to fuck it.

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>>12902180
It's the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
It's kinda cute I suppose.
Why the fruit though?

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>>12902180

It's a barometz, can't you read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902180
Why its fluffy tangerine-chan you doofus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902180

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902183
>>12902184
>>12902185
I want to cuddle the sheep and have depraved slime sex with the blob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902180
I didn't expect nothing different for the year of the sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902180
I want to fuck that orange bubble thing.

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>>12902180
Well, she's a cute... thing?

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>>12902180
In the original legend there isn't a fruit but a fern.

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>>12902173
Dude, look literally dozen posts above you,4koma already posted here, it's just not into preview

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902198
to the lazyfags

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable_Lamb_of_Tartary

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>>12902180
The sheep is fucking kawaii-desu as fuck but why is she sat in a huge hello thing? Is that part of her or Is she just chillin' on it?

I'm so conflicted, Weresheep are top tier but I've always found slimes pretty meh.

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>>12902195
I want to bite it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902180
I hate how her wool basically just looks like clothing. Even more so than the Weresheep's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902206
>KYAAH~! Please don't eat me, I taste like wool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902209
>Liar! You taste like tangerines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902211
How long would you bully her by threatening to eat her up?

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>>12902209
>>12902211

>Lick blob instead
>Tastes like tangerine
>"Ahahahaha~ Stop it, Anon! That tickles!"

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>>12902208
>an MGE girl looks like cosplay
What a shocker.
Besides, looking like cosplay is not necessarily a bad thing.

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>>12902214
Forever. I couldn't stop myself from actually eating her up. I'd 69 her and instead of giving her head I'd just start eating her fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902221
>vore
Bad anon, bad!

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>>12902202
Interesting.

Imagine caring for one. Keeping the grass around her perfect so she can graze on it, bringing her hay to munch on when she's eaten it all.

And of course daily watering is essential.

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>>12902180
Candied fruit and petite sheep girl. My favorite treat!

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>>12902218
>looking like cosplay is not necessarily a bad thing.
Heretic detected. Evacuate the premises. Shitstorm imminent. Thank you for your co-operation.

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>>12902180
So how do you fuck the girl without getting that goop all over you?

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>>12902180
>Light brown or tan
>Fluffy
>Comes with her own slime bath
Weird or not that's too many nice things for me not to like her.

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>>12902224
How much would it actually harm her? Would she die if I ate a bit of her every day? Would it hurt her? Would it hurt her so good~?

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>>12902232
If you don't like the goop, you get a different waifu.

It's that simple.

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>>12902236
You can't exactly choose your monster girl waifu in-universe.
If you get stuck with one of these, you're stuck.

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>>12902234
Would it actually harm you to be eaten? Would you die if a bit of you was eaten every day? Would it hurt you? Would it hurt you so good~?

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>>12902238
Being stuck in her sounds like heaven.

Not my fault you have shit taste. Though I'm sure you'll grow to love the goop.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are oversized hands/feet such a common thing with monster girls? I actually like it, I just find it odd.

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>>12902241
Fruits are meant to be eaten, tho' It's no the same. And in any case, the liver regenerates so a gentle Kumiho could take a little every now and then just fine.

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>>12902180

I want to pick her up and move her to a spot with sunlight so she can grow healthier, as she lets out a sigh of satisfaction while absorbing the warm sun rays.

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>>12902244
To hold you better
Because they look beastly/exotic/ferocious/cute/cuddly/choose whatever
To give you handjobs and footjobs no human girl could give

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>>12902247
>pick her up
>ripping off her roots
Congratulations, you just killed her

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>>12902247
They can actually move on their own. But unlike Alraunes, which walk on their roots, she moves around by bouncing. Yes, they bounce around with that big jello heart.

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>>12902251

You can put her in a vase, mate.

>>12902252

Well, that sounds cute.

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>>12902252
>bouncy fluffy sheepfruit
The horror!

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>>12902252
>Bouncy fluffy sheep that makes me have a sudden urge to have some Jello
This is the most adorable thing in existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902180
That's more creative than I expected.
Now the wait for the translations begins.

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>>12902252
>>12902256
>>12902258

>Barometz daughteru
>Tries to "walk" for the first time by bouncing forward
>She loses her balance and starts shaking her arms franctically, going all "Awawawa~!"
>You catch her before she topples, preventing her from getting hurt
>She looks up at you, surprised that she didn't hit the ground before smiling warmly at you in gratitute

Bonus

>She stretches her little arms up at you like in >>12899857, impatiently bouncing in place while asking for upsies

And we're off with brand new daughteru material.

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>>12902268
Anon. My heart.

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>>12902268
Anon stop, I already want a Hellhound daughteru to steal my attention away from my shitty Hellhound wife.

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>>12902268
>She loses her balance and starts shaking her arms franctically, going all "Awawawa~!"
Anon please that's dangerous, if someone had a weak heart they could die from that.

[Anonymous No.]

tell me anons would you go sky diving in a wing suit with your harpy waifu?

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>>12902238
That is the reasoning of a quitter

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>>12902280
She doesn't look very aerodynamic.

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>>12902280
Fuck no.

I'm scared of heights.

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>>12902286
But anon, it's the only way to get a scary boner with a vanilla girl like her.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Loen still lurking here? He promised a lewd Rachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901442
>mfw I'm the Anon that got that Jinko.

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>>12901654
I see someone has been playing with dark elf and p'orc.

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>>12902333

There's something about that girl on the left that hypnotizes me for some reason. Maybe it's the way she dances.

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>>12901389
Would make for a great comedy.

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>>12902180
The fuck is that.

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>>12902336
It's the smug face. It calls out to you to rape her.

[Anonymous No.]

How sensitive are a wolf's ears?

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>>12902336
I've seen better.

http://i.imgur.com/T2JCkQz.gif

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>>12902180
It looks like she has the same body-type that the Devil has.

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>>12901472
If you took that kind of job you would get fit fast enough. You'd start as an unexperienced "prey" who mostly just entertains children or some adventurous kikimora. But slowly you would get fitter and more experienced at moving through the mountains and forrest making you a far more interresting prey for jinko's and such.

Hell, I bet they would give out bonusses to "prey" that had the highest escape rates of the month. Since men that play hard to get are obviously the most interresting to try and hunt.

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>>12902346
Treat them like you would your own foreskin.

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>>12902244
because they're easier to draw

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>>12902353
This sounds fucking great.

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>>12902354
I don't have foreskin.

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>>12902358
Then please don't touch the ears. Go fuck a Tanuki.

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>>12902346
Sensitive enough to send shivers down a wolfgirl's spine when you kiss them.

>>12902354
That's the most romantic thing I've read all day.

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>>12902360
>the most romantic thing
You a Jabberwocky?

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>>12902360
Come in guy, if you intend to dump, make an imgur album.

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>>12902346
I would scratch behind her ears and at the base of her tail.

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>>12902366
Not him, but is posting an image as a reply to another image considered "dumping" now?

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>>12902366
I'm not >>12902346, I'm just replying to him.

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>>12901525
*Fairy smut

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>>12902359
Anon, please.

>>12902360
What if you nibbled on them?

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>>12902347
I want to fuck You.

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>>12902372
Then the wolfgirl would start whining and panting. She might even paw at your chest and nuzzle at your collar, while asking you if you could keep it gentle.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=36760304

>>12902373
No you don't. I've got a beard, and shadows under my eyes, and I'm relatively sexually inexperienced.

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>>12902376
>I've got a beard and shadows under my eyes
You sound like me. Are you me?

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>>12902378
Probably, yes. So stop staying up so late. And shave more often.

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>>12902376
Who's hairier? You or Kagerou?

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>>12902372
Nibbling is the best invention since sliced bread.

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>>12902380
But I've had shades under my eyes since I was in elementary school and sleep doesn't affect them. And my beard is well groomed and smells sexy.

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>>12902357
Monstergirls could select various scenario's which would work either for or against them while hunting the "prey".
These scenario's would vary in length, some taking hours while others could take days.

This months featured scenario's are:

>The traditional hunt
No strings or whatsever, just you and the prey. Only one meal worth of food, and a goal for the prey half a mile worth walking.

>The trapper
For the monstergirls that enjoy setting traps. The prey still has a goal, but the monstergirl is placed ahead of him and isn't allowed to directly capture him. Through the use of surroundings (magic?) and pre-made equipement she must set various traps to try and capture you. Creativity would obviously be needed to capture more experienced prey.

>The clever prey
Like the trapper but in reverse, the prey gets trapping equipement and is allowed to try and slow his hunter down using traps. Only for the more experienced hunters.

>The hunt: Kikimora edition
Prey and Hunter role reversed. Happy ending gauranteed. Hunter may be replaced by the husband of the attending MG.

>Head to head
Two hunters must compete with eachother to capture a prey. Injuring eachother is strictly forbidden, slowing eachother down however is another story. The hunter to succesfully capture the prey first gets a prize. (use your imagination what that will be.)

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>>12902382
Kagerou. But I think I smell better. I just showered, and my hair smells of yams. Kagerou probably smells like sweat and outdoorsy stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902389
How about
>The Odd One Out
20 Hunters, 19 Hunted.

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>>12902354
>being a subhuman.

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>>12902394
No items, final destination?

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>>12902401
Gamer Gazer please.

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>>12902393
Are you trying to say Kagerou doesn't keep herself clean?

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>>12901676
A late response, but continue please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902354
So fairly roughly?

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>>12902416
Of course!

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>>12901847
A lich would probably try and cure him and then date him afterwards.

Oomukades would be interrested in a blind person, since they are afraid that their apperance scares people off.

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>>12902419
>Oomukade is so insecure, she puts on a snake-skin pouch to cover her lower body and dates a blind man, pretending to be a Lamia
So sad.

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>>12902409
I don't doubt that she might. But going out on the full moon would likely result in a very messy Kagerou. She'd have leaves in her hair, mud on her hands and feet, branches in her tail, and sweat wherever sweat can stick.

You'd need to clean her quite thoroughly, probably. Picking out all the flora from her hair and tail, before letting her lay her head back into a basin of warm water so you can massage shampoo into her hair would be a start. Then you'd probably need to take a sponge to her hands and feet to scrub off all that caked on dirt.

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>>12902393
implying outdoorsy stuff doesn't smell better than chemicals

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>>12902180

Man, I'm getting worried that KC may be hitting the running-out-of-good-ideas threshold for mythological/historical MGs, much like Pokemon did when they started introducing electric appliances or ice-cream pokemon.

I mean, recently we had the Chimera and now this -- I hope it's just a fluke and not a growing trend.

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>>12902434
>Chimera
>Running out of ideas
You what, he had to do it eventually being such a well known monster. He also stated in Q&As he has a lot of ideas and even mentioned some/said he has plans for others people asked him about.

He just likes doing silly stuff once in a while.

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>>12902434
Come on, there's plenty of stuff out there.
>Phoenix
>Griffon
>Metal Slime
>Hydra
>Jötunn
>regular Giant
>Behemoth
>Leviathan
That's just off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902109
>>12902112
>>>/out/

>>12902126
>I'm fine with nails going into the dick but slime is too much

Really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902434
There's a billion things out there he can use. He's still has a pretty empty canvas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902439
>I'm fine with
No anon, I said I've seen it.

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>>12902389
Would a huntress type MG use this as a means of finding a husbando? I can only imagine what the wedding picture would look like.
>>12902434
I don't see anything wrong with her, anyways, there's still a plethora of mythological beings/flora/fauna, and and wildlife to draw as a cute girl.

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>>12902180
>Plump with honey
>No tits

KCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902434
No he's just running out of Japanese mythological ideas. There's enough stuff from other cultures to last for years to come but Japan can't get over sucking their own dick so he either hasn't wanted to or just hasn't been able to move on to other areas very much yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902449
Like a Horus and an Antlion for the Desert Region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902434
He has to go to the deep oceans as he said. I want my cthulhu waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902452
If I could swim with the Deep Ones~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902452
I want my god damn Leviathan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902452
>>12902455
Cthullu is not mythological though, just a horror story from another writer, I hope there's no cthullu MG.

>she melts the sanity of those around her and turns them into lust crazed beasts

So lilim 2.0. Nah. Besides, face tentacles suck. You want to make out with Davey Jones?

>>12902460
The biblical one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902448

>muh_heart.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902462
The any version one. Preferably the sea serpent version

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902448
But look at those thighs man.
You could always give her the Ara ara Cake too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902462
gazer isn't mythological either

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902466
>Considering the whale version acceptable
No sir, I do not like it. Giant snake or bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902467
I guess. You know ages will pass before we see that though, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Someone made an MGE Tower Defense Game
Well, that was unexpected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902462
>You want to make out with Davey Jones?

You don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902475
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902470
No cthulu f'thagan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902475
Wait, what. I want to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902473
If it taaaakes forever, I will wait for you~
>>12902475
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902475
Hand over the goods and no one gets hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902476
>sucking face with zoidberg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902480
>>12902484
>>12902488
>>12902489
Making, at least. Posted screenshots seemingly on Twitter, talking about balance and shit I think. KC retweeted them a bit before he posted the Veggie Sheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902488
>spoiler

DAMN YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902490
Fry did it with that female from Zoidberg's species. Even if she was being proactive about it.
Futurama is surprisingly relevant to these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902495
It looks good so far. The sprites look pretty well done
Too bad I was never into tower defence games

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902446
A great hunt only possible against the most skilled prey with their consent, and a hefty sum of money (due to the company losing a skilled hunter) The hunter will get to marry prey, IF she manages to catch him. If she does not, she won't be allowed to try again for 6 months, allowing both parties to have plenty of time to prepare for a new attempt.
Alternatively an arrangement could be made where an already existing couple takes on the roles of hunter and prey, with a single catch.
There is no end-goal for the prey. No escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902495

The first type of enemies are... what? Wurms? And the final boss is a Kitsune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902497
He did nothing, he got assaulted. All that lobster spit, UGH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902503
>he doesn't want to mate with alien females
Are you even a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902500
Sounds enthralling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902500
Due to the company losing a skilled prey*
Mixing up words.

>>12902394
A last man standing, like virus-mode in timesplitters. Sounds fun.

Alternatively, two equal groups vs eachother:
A hunter group and a prey group, Both groups are allowed to work together to capture and evade capture. Will you help that poor lad that sprained his ankle? or will you use him as bait in a trap to let the bigger group get away?

[Anonymous No.]

Hydrog girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902507
Oi,oi, don't get cocky. One has to be selective in one's slutdom. Would you mate with a gelgamec, or a melmacian? Don't lie now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902496
>Evil monster calling someone else evil
God I hated Justice so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900786
7/10 good taste

>>12901153
5/10 ok taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902521
>gelgamec
>vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth
Forget about the gelgamecs.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC thoughts on some recent fanarts
>Loves Monorus' pic of Anonymoose's Bapho.
>Loves the white hair, and the pose.
>Thinks Anubis sleeping on a pile of books is adorable.
>Wants to put a blanket on her.
>Can totally see that happening to an Anubis.

And also the guy who did some alright-ish pics of different-looking MGE girls posted some more, seen here. Including a few redesigns.
http://suiran.maid-san.jp/?p=2203
http://suiran.maid-san.jp/?p=2182
http://suiran.maid-san.jp/?p=2171
http://suiran.maid-san.jp/?p=2119
The Red Oni and Dark Matter Priestess are especially nice.

Oh and the MGE Wonderland LN finally got put up on Melon-Books, so here's the preview image. It's a lewd short-hair Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902529
Heh.


Told ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902530
>TFW she's been used for so much shit you can't enjoy her anymore

Everything will not be ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902530
>That Familiar
>That Weresheep
>That short haired Cheshire
Hold on, I think my heater just spiked for some unknown reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902530
Reminds me of Sonichu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902530
Is she sitting on someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902497
>>12902503
>Not wanting to bang Edna
>Year of our lord Ilias 2011 + 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902544
Yes.

More specifically, someone's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902530
That Wurm looks... special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902546
>those eyes
>forgetting the ease with which zoidberg cut off fry's arm, imagine those on your dick
>absolutely no softness to caress because she's a fucking lobster
>when you kiss, it's not spit, but mucus you're swapping

I bet you like setouchi, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902554
>being this butthurt
Maybe you should get out of here and come back after you're older?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902523
Justice wasn't a monster, just misguided.

The shota who collected faces, rape-o the clown, shura, those were monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902561
>misguided
How was she misguided? I bet you think Akainu from One Piece isn't a paragon of morality and justice either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902554
>>12902558
People, please.

You're both wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902568
>You're both wrong
But that guy is butthurt, how am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899170
>You will never have wild, animal sex with a Manticore

Fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902558
Son, I gave you the reasons why she's a no go and already you're pulling the B card. If someone is fanny flustered, it's clearly you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902571
We're all butthurt over something, wherever seriously or not. The important thing is to appreciate monkey butt every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902575
>why she's a no go
I don't disagree with you on that, I'm not even the guy who posted her. It's just that you're bitching about it for no real reason. And using reaction images without deleting them.
tl;dr
You are not living your life correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902568
That's a moemon isn't it?

>>12902571
>erroneously using that word

Stop trying so hard to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902578
How do I appreciate monkey butt when seh's covering it up like that? She obviously doesn't want to present it.
>>12902580
>erroneously
Not him, but I'm pretty sure that that rant>>12902554
is the result of someone who is very deeply offended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902580
Not quite. It's a Congalala from Monster Hunter.

>>12902584
I think he joking. Or being a little bit facetious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902568
She's a monkey alright, but is she trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902579
>disliking something, while giving clear solid reasosn for it, without telling anyone they're wrong for liking it or anything along those lines, is bitching

This place get dumber everyday.

And I have been deleting my reactions images, calm your fucking tits.

>>12902496
>>12902448
>>12902490

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902572

[Anonymoose !!rEkSWzi2+mz No.]

>>12902530
>He liked Ba'el

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902590
>someone screenshot my post
At last, finally I see what everyone means

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902592
How does it feel when senpai notices you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902584
>what is a joke
>not knowing greentext is often used for when you're not completely serious

How's your first week here treating you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902592
Best Senran.
>>12902595
My folder grow larger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902598
grows larger*
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902597
>I have nothing left to say, I'll call him a newfag, that'll show him!
Let me clear something up. This is the joke>>12902546
This is the guy who is either serious or doesn't know how to make a joke>>12902554

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902598
You don't have any others that may or may not have been from me, right?
Because that would be creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902596
Makes you feel like a giddy school girl, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902572
Why are Manticores so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902604
Are you Trachyon perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902592
Think he also said something about liking her eyes, but I dunno. Just used GT, so it's kinda hard to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902592
Has KC ever disliked art done of his designs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902607
Excellent. You don't know who I am
[Sighing of Relief Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902605
Maybe one day, I too will be noticed by... wait. I don't even like KC. Forget about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902614
Harblador.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902603
I ignore meme jokes, my brain automatically filters them. I am >>12902554 and though my reasons were serious, I am not condemming anyone. But if you want to think I'm ass pained or whatever go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902610
He did not like when an MGUer put the heads of a Witch and a Familiar on pikes. Complete with full guro-effects.

I imagine he'd have a similar reaction if he ever saw Less' "Remove Pharaoh" pic.

Otherwise, he likes pretty well everything, no matter how shit the art quality is. He loves that people like his stuff enough to draw things based on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902607
Impossible. There's not nearly enough vanilla anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902615
Anon, let me tell you something that always seems to happen
You say you hate the guy, you say you don't even care about them
But the sempai notices you, and all of a sudden your kokoro goes doki doki, and then a tsundere is born

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902615
Nice thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902610

Honestly? No aside from MGU/gore stuff.

As much of a downer it is to say, the standard for getting recognized by KC isn't very high. Now getting the man to fap? THAT is an accomplishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902619
Wrong. Strike two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902624
Jokes on you, I don't do anything he would ever know about because I'm just a writefag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900129

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902622
>I imagine he'd have a similar reaction if he ever saw Less' "Remove Pharaoh" pic.
One way to find out, any of you nerds have a twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902629
>Inb4 KC gets people to translate our stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902634
I still wouldn't get any acknowledgement because I don't like his stuff and ignore MAMONO MANA and other such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902634
I know he has his buddy Exet translate opinions and shit on forums. Not sure if the guy lurks here or not.

Not sure if he ever relates anything about fanfics to KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902628
Anonlich, Gunstar, GreedyGirls, SuperEgo, Drmyth, Sloth, RSanon, Limp_Nicky, Free_Drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902623
I wonder if Trachyon read the Anubis story I posted yesterday.

That'd be a total "Sempai noticed me!" moment for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902639
>All wrong
Oh man, I feel a sense of pride that I have defeated StalkerAnon
You're out of here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902639
>AnonLich
I can't believe someone actually used that name in the thread.
I wonder if anybody'll successfully related it to any of my previous posts or other nicknames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902642
Gauf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902620
>>12902554
>you cannot delete posts this often

Fix this already Moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902530

I feel bad for artists like Loen and Luth who aren't on Pixiv. KC doesn't feature anything that isn't and he rarely retweets stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901501
>BOOOONESTOOOORM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902647
It's too late Anon, you've already lost. Do what you must, I have already won

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902650

Don't you fucking do it Charon. Don't you make a god damn bone-r joke or I swear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902649
I'm going to link KC Luth's dA in a week or something, when he's gearing up towards another new MG. See if it might get a mention or at least a tweet from him.

Maybe Loen's too. Is his stuff even all put up anywhere? dA? tumblr? Or just an imgur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902651
Actually, since no rules were agreed upon, you can't win like that. Honor dictates you have to acknowledge the correct answer if it ever presents itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902651
Canadanon? Nyanon? Bollocks? B-Bob?
Are you even a writefag?
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902641
I think he did a lot more than just read it.

Layla's still a cute name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902655

I've tweeted Luth's stuff at him before (Hellhound collar) and he said it was cute (in English I might add, cultural victory). Got me a follow. After that he hasn't commented on any of the others I've put up. Crabman's retweet of Loen's Xmas Miia got more exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902656
Fine. then lets make some rules
You get three guesses. No more, no less
If you win, you get to add me onto your list of people you stalk
If you lose you reveal to us all who you really are, stalker-chan

>>12902658
I would give you a hint, but this is too amusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902663
But I'm not your stalker, just someone with a sense of justice who wants to see things done right.
A-and my identity is irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902665
It WAS irrelevant, but you creep us all out
So we're going to publicly shame you
No one will get this reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXGI6yESr4U
Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902668
Strike one

[Anonymous No.]

Love the tailpussy and it will love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902667
>you creep us all out
But I'm not the guy who was guessing, dammit!
>>12902668
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902639
>Hey look, we are playing guess the anon.

>Name isn't part of the random guesses

>Ok.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902667
I believe you have the wrong guy.
>>12902672
Danna-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902673
I'm fine with not loving the tailpussy and not getting loved by it in turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902677
Striko twu
I'll give you a hint. You're on the right track

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902606

I don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>all this guessing anonymous greentexts
Damn, I wonder if anybody got who I was when I wrote that kikimora-is-actually-a-demon one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902659
Sempai noticed me! Kyaa~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902682
Persistent_Writefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902691
AHA! That is strike three! I WIN! I WIN!
Man it feels good to be part of the unknowns
You don't have to reveal yourself. I was just messing with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902660
I've tweeted a couple things at him before too. Like Mithril's Kamen-Rider posing Anonymoose Wyvern. He replied in English then too.

Still, might be worth it to link him to their full galleries, see if that gets any more of a response.

.less' gallery, I'm a bit worried about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902694
Cherry pick when it comes to .Less' gallery

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902694
>.less' gallery
Don't.

[Anonymous No.]

so how sensitive would the tentacles be of a octopus MG?

If shit hits the fan and 80 percent of the female population were to turn into MGs,would the government force or tax men into taking a MG?

Would you be forced into taking in more than one MG depending on how much wealth you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902684
Leona is a dumb bipolar cunt.
>>12902693
Tell me then.
It's not my fault you're so obscure. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902699
>Tell me then
But then you would stalk me. And being obscure guarantee's maximum anti-stalker shield
Sorry Stalker-chan, but this is the end of the road

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902694
What's wrong with less' gallery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902701
Okay, my turn then. Pennywise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902696
>>12902697
Probably best to just leave it to whatever .less posts on pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902703
Have you been to /less' gallery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902703
:COUGH:decapitated pharaoh:COUGH:

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902701
RecapAnon, Penywise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902703
Gore, mindbreak, a creepy obsession with laska.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902706
Yes, that's why I'm confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902704
>>12902708
A new challenger, huh? Rules still apply then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902708
>RecapAnon
If that were the case we'd have a recap already.

But look! Half-way through the thread, and nothin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902711
>Rules still apply
And you didn't say if I was right or wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902530
>short haired Cheshire

Piestealerlickinglips.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902713
Right right
You were both wrong, one strick for you, and two strikes for the other since he double guessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902703
You kidding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902716
McWorker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902723
Wrong. Strike two, or three if you're the other Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902726
Fine, then you're Eyepop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902703
KC doesn't like gore featuring his girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902727
WRONG!
That's strike three for the both of you. Pleasure doing business. Now let's get back to normal MG talk
Why do I feel like I'm riding on a gambling run

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe it's that InariKitsune guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902731
>for the both of you
How? I mean I made three guesses, but the other guy didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902630
God I want to fuck their smug faces.

They deserve it for looking at me like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902734
OK fine. One more guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902732
Nah, that guy's even creepier than StalkerAnon.
He also draws in the transformation fags for fucks sake, and he even wrote about catdicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902737
>Faces will still be smug.
>Even when your dick is buried down their throats and your balls are rubbing their chins.
>They will still look up at you.
>Corners of their mouths twitching out.
>Maximum smug in their eyes.
Was this their plan, all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902740
Pumping seed down their throats, you realize you've only given them what they wanted.

But it's too late. Far too late. Before you know it you find yourself on your back and a dripping, hot cunt mashed against your face along with their words that it's time to return the favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902740
OH yea?

Well lets see how smug they are when I knock them up with a litter of manticore pups and cheshire kittens!

[Anonymous No.]

You're looking a little out of shape, you sure you're up for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902615
>Anubis without goofy oversized paws
I need more of this in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902744
What exactly am I not "up for"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902740
Oh that'd just drive me to go again and again until I paint their throat and faces white!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902744
Is that a tray or a shield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902746
Adventure, duh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902740
>>12902741
What can men do against such reckless smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902745
How can you say you love her if you don't love all of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902749
You think I lack the adventurer spirit? Let's go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902748
It's tray turned shield with some clever tinkering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902742
>>12902747
Fools! You've only given them what they wanted!

Smug smiles shining through the thick layers of spunk on their faces, bellies full of their favorite treats, and stuffed with litters which, when born, will only increase the total amount of smug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902751
Never said I loved her.
But I might love Anubis girls like that other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902753
It's not your spirit but your flesh that concerns her. Do you even joust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902751
>Another day
>Another day with no Anubis waifu.
>Another day with no Anubis waifu to give paw massages to.
>Another day where life seems a little greyer.
>Another day where life seems a little less worth living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902757
Then I'll put on some amour here and there. This is basic knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902755
Have I anon?

Or have I used their plan to further my own plan, giving me litters of adorable daughterus to spoil and cuddle with?

Plans within plans anon....plans within plans..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902755
>>12902747
>>12902741
>>12902740
>>12902737

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902760
That's all well and good, but it's hard walking long distances in heavy armor, and fighting off ambushes while weary from travel is even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902761
But every last one of those cuddly daughterus will bear the same amount of unbelievable smug as their mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902770
Who said I was going to wear heavy armour. Light enough that my mobility is fine, but heavy and thick enough that I can at least take a sword slash or an arrow
Medium armour, Anon. Mixture of plate, leather, and chain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902755
Are you sure?

Or will the litters of daughterus and nights of rough sex finally mellow them out and turn them into easy going loving waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902767
How is it bad if fucking her makes her more smug? The smugger she gets the harder and rougher I get, and then she gets even smugger and I fuck her harder and harder until I've pulled enough of my own cum from her vag with my dick to soak all the way into the mattress and we collapse on top of each other in a quivering, sweaty heap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902772
Well then anon.

It's time to dick the daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902772
Fuck the smug out of the daughterus, too

>>12902758
Anubii are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902772
Yes, but I can take the smug out of them by mentioning how I remember the days when one of the girls kept wetting the bed or how one daughter was always afraid of Mrs. Happy, having to put a paper bag with a smiley face on her tail so she wouldn't be afraid of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902773
As someone who has never worn even light armor, you have no idea just how heavy "medium" is for someone who isn't accustomed to it. And what's the longest distance you've ever walked? Do you even know how to fight?
It's starting to sound like you're just a dude in distress for her to look after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902774
Just because they're easy going and loving, doesn't mean they won't still be smug.

>>12902777
>Dicking the daughteru
Awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902784
Anon I can't stop myself.

It's their fault for being so smug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902784
But anon, IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902784
A few hours on the wooden horse will wipe the smug from their faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902783
Oh come on Anon, you're overthinking things
it's an adventure, not a phycological debate on the theory of how vast space is
But seriously, I've walked many a miles in my younger years

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902786
>I bet you're thinking of fucking me dad~
>I can almost feel it already~
>I bet you're gonna cum all~ the way up my butt, you pedo~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902789
Adventure is all about logistics and shit. That's why the Lord of the Rings made such a big deal about Lembas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902788
Do you really think they'd let you give them orders?

No anon, once you've exhausted yourself trying to de-smug them that's when they have their way with you. Manticore venom to keep you hard and the semen flowing, and hours upon hours spent inside their blazing pussies and asses.

They'll tie you up, tie you down, make sure you can't escape. Not until their hunger is sated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902784
>Dicking the daughteru

Wonderful.

FTFY friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902782
>Embarrassing the smug out of them.
This is a reasonable plan.

>>12902779
>>12902786
>>12902787
>>12902788
Yes, Anubii are very, very cute.

Daughteru Dicking is wrong. What, would you take their first times while they were smugly playing in the sandbox? Then what would you have? Just BLOOD-STAINED SAND.

>>12902790
Fuck I can't resist this level of lewd no matter how much I say "Don't Dick the Daughteru"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902791
Well that explains why I never got into Lord of the Rings
Then again, I've never watched the films

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902793
>implying that'd stop me
>implying the venom and the need to fuck them silly wouldn't make me turn into a rape machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902790
>It has expanded.


I'm thinking there is only one way to combat the smug, abandon them We'll see how smug they are then, or rather, we won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902799
>the films
I wasn't talking about the films. They don't make as big a deal out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902751
What would an Anubis pawjob feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902779
>Anubii are cute.
That's why it hurts so much anon. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902790
Don't make me withhold the lube, young lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902802
Well then that also explains why I never got into the books
Then again, i never read them I'm a sci fi guy, sue me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902790
No anon, you save it when they say this.

Wait for YEARS and then, when they bring their boyfriends home you can tell them how you remember the days when your little girls tried to seduce you. Making all these lewd promises when they were learning algebra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902793
>Do you really think they'd let you give them orders?

Who said anything about orders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902801
Best Parent.
GendoIkariBestDadMug.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902808
And I bet you never read any good sci-fi either.
Because there isn't any. Dohohoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902797
>I can't resist this level of lewd
She knew you wouldn't. Imagine her face after the anal creampie she knew was coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902804
Like a soft, fluffy paradise of pure joy, warmth and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902790
>Anon dicks the smug daughterus tight, squishy snatches, which leads to inevitable granddaughterus.
>A demon realm for smug monstergirls is created in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902814
Oh you
I can say the same for fantasy. Dohohoho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902809
>not fucking them in front of the boyfriend for maximum smug destruction
>inb4 NTR

Call the cops I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902819
And I would mostly agree with you, actually. Historical fiction is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902818
>You become the father of your grand daughters
So, do they call you dad or granddad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902822
But.....what?

Are we trying to crush the random boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902824
And I can mostly agree with that too, even though I was just making a light jab

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902817
I can't imagine fluffy feeling all that pleasant on your dick, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902822
>Letting them get a boyfriend in the first place
Isn't that the real crime?

>>12902816
...yes.

>>12902818
>Granddaughterus.
>In time, Dicking the Daughteru becomes a normalized and welcomed practice.
>Stigma becomes "Don't dick the Granddaughteru".
>In time, this too passes.
>Becomes "Don't dick the Great-Granddaughter"
>And so on and so forth.

Immortal, mono-man, multi-generational harem.
Dear god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902830
Do you not own a fluffy blanket or something?

You poor soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902831
>all of them smugger than the last

I'd fuck them through space time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902833
I do, and I've even tried jerking off with it.
It didn't feel good at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902825
Grampapa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902831
>Potentially having daughterus and great-grand daughterus who are the same age.

What have you done anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902835
Well of course it didn't anon.
A blanket can't lovingly caress you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902836
I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902807
>fucking your daughteru's tight, sensitive anus dry
Do you really think she isn't M and goading you into just that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902827
No, we are trying to destroy her smug forevermore, the boyfriend is just collateral damage.

>>12902831
Sacrifices will have to be made to crush this level of smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902838
You just haven't fed her enough of your seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902842
Sacrifices of semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902280
Yeah, I'd become the Icarus, 'cept my waifu is my sun, and if I fly too high, she'll swoop down to save me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902831
>stigma

Huh? Only stigma that exists is threadwise and that's just some vocal faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902838
That wouldn't make the actual sensations any different though, would it?
All I know is that fur + penis = bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902807
Dry anal hurts for both parties. I speak from experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902844
I knew that was coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902842
If you are going to NTR the daughteru then you need to do it right.

Get her boyfriend to hook up with another girl, like that shy oomukade who is always bullied, or alp the boyfriend.

Then video tape the ensuing coitus for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902849
You'd be surprised the difference love and affection can make to what is otherwise the same kind of stimulus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902841
Joke's on her, after I'm done, I'm flushing the condom down the toilet. And then I'll do it again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902816
Smug overwhelming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902854
>Dicking the daughteru
>NTR

You are the true villain of /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902859
Any examples?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902854
>alp the boyfriend
>Daaaad! You raped my boyfriend into a girl AGAIN!
>I hate you you fucking homo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902854
Yes. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902745

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902864
When I was with my ex, occasionally she'd rub or scratch behind my ears. I do it, it's just scratching behind my ears. When she did it? Like, the best fucking feeling ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902865
>Hey, he's a very nice girl.

>H-here's the sandwich you wanted sir.

>Good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902862
Daughteru Dicking is love and life.
The NTR was a necessary evil this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902868
Sounds like she was a keeper, sorry it didn't work out.
>>12902870
Continue please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902868
I don't think it would turn something ordinarily painful or unpleasant into something pleasurable though.

[Anonymous No.]

>NTR
I think you guys should stop here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902874
You say that now, but until we have adorable waifus with fluffy paws, we won't really know for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902874
Why would soft, fluffy caresses be painful or unpleasant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902871
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Justice will find you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902875
Agreed.
I want to cuddle with a bouncy Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902862
But anon, I wasn't talking about dicking the daughteru.

If anything, I am advocating the exact opposite

>>12902873
Can't, gotta go to work.

>Anon, why is there another alp in dining room?

>Oh? Our daughter was getting snippy again.

>You can't keep doing this anon, we have five of the things now and I think one of them just went stage three.

>Ultra busty alp walks in with the new addition.

>You are going to LOOOOVE it here. Keep it up and you may be bigger than me one day.

>New alp just blushes and stutters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902880
Too much friction. Dicks are sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902867
>No paws

You have failed me yet again, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902844
I want to put her in the washing machine and watch her spin around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902875
I want to rape Seaweed brutally in every hole for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902888
>no paws
>implying that's a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902889
>WEEE~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902887
Not if you are cut ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902886
>I am advocating the exact opposite

In that case, feel free to ignore my accusation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902896
>cut dicks
Will these barbarians ever be wiped out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902894
Yes, good to see your eye-sight is still working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902887
Too much friction, from some gentle caressing? I find that difficult to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902904
Go get some fur, rub it on your penis and see for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fucking smug is back
Damnit, and I thought I was free of this face-punch-inducing rage. Fuckin' smug foxes man.

On another note, you'll never gently tease the 6th grade Jobberwocky, who can't do anything right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902907
Of course not, she's just jailbait. I don't want to go to prison, the Onis would cuddle me alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902907
Can she suck a shota cock right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902907
She has a shota lackey though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902911
Is there a wrong way to suck a shota cock?

[Anonymous No.]

Come on in, the water's great~

TY Monorus <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902911
How many shota cocks could a Jabberwocky suck at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902915
God damn,Mono
Just god damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902915
Seems legit. CANNONBALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902912
She messed up by letting that Lilim get close enough to hurt him though.

>>12902913
Accidentally teeth

>>12902910
This place has grown deviant. Gentle bullying =/= sexual assault

>>12902916
Four. Two in the main mouth, one in the DARKNESS thingies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902918
>Anon gets into a running start
>tears off all his clothes but his boxers
>Makes a graceful leap straight into the air
>Clutches his body together into a ball
>And cannonballs straight into sand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902915
Monorus just keeps on delivering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902915
Is it just me or is one tit way smaller than the other one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902923
>Antlion Girl snatches him right away

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902923
>And cannonballs straight into sand
>"KONO BLUE DRAGON DA"
>Blows sand in both your faces as she flaps away, cackling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902915
Jeez Mono, are you trying to level up your social link with me?

Cause, it's working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902928

Perspective anon. Plus the swimsuit is throwing you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902922
Can she even suck dick with those tentacle mouths?
And two dicks in the same orifice is gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902928
Not just you, I think a bit of it is perspective though. Not all of it but some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902922
>shotas fighting over who gets her actual mouth and who gets stuck with the shitty monster mouths

[Anonymous No.]

Oh and since apparently today is delivery day, have this picture of a certain Hellhound too.

Chapter 2 soonish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902946
>That collar in contrast with that beautiful dress
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902946
What the fuck is wrong with her left arm?
Hi ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902946
Hellhounds are shit waifus.

but adorable daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902936
It's only gay if the balls touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902955
Dicks touching is gay too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902946
Didn't see that one coming.

I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902953
How? Shitty threadcanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902942
I'd volunteer for the tentacle-mouths actually
Seems like fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902946

A certain who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902964
>Trusting your dicks to the Jobberwocky's tantable mouths. Enjoy her husbandoing you out of guilt once she accidentallys your dick off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902960
She's too femdom for me.

Just not my thing for waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902953
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902967
Why do you always have to assume the worst case scenario, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902968
>doesn't like femdom
You don't want to feel safe and care-free?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902975
I can feel safe in a non femdom only relationship.

A pure femdom relationship isn't my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902503
>>12902546
He even said earlier in the series that he wanted to go out and teach alien women to love, then the very first time he does he chickens out. I would have fertilized her eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

Will MGs ever be real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902980
Sure you can't be enticed with an itsy-bitsy amount of adorkable femdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902992
No.

People are stupid if they think MGs will be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902992
I honestly thought that would be another generic "muh special snowflake pronouns" comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902992
3D ones? I don't really care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902992
Life is too miserable for monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

So do you guys take your fetishes or stimulations into account when falling in love with your waifu?

I mean, I didn't, not really, but now thinking about it, it'd have to be Ghoul. I have really sensitive ears. I mean, you could make me listen to a simulation of some one cleaning my ears and I'd actually feel something moving around deep in my ear canal. Playing with my ears, licking, nibbling and whispering really turns me on, which meshes perfectly with the whole Ghoul sex-saliva thing and the fact that they need stuff in their mouth 24/7.

So what about you guys. Some of you just pick fluffy and scales, but does it really reflect your kinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902992
>>12903003

What we should be doing is working on a portal/doorway to 2D land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903008
Yeah and we'll complete that
In 22XX

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903011
Ok, new idea:

Work on a time machine first, then develop the doorway, and then send the plans back in time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902997
I'm fine with a switch relationship where one week she's in charge and the next week I'm in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903007
I love Dragons and Dragon is my waifu. More specifically, a Black Dragon with amethysts embedded into her scales because of the talk we had earlier today. But Dragons don't really offer me much in the way of fetish-fulfillment.
Dark Elves are pretty much everything I could ever want, and yet I go with Dragons. Go figure.
>Playing with my ears
Someone needs to post that thing where the little sister licks your ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903007
A Ghoul would probably orgasm from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903007
I don't really have any specific kinks, I just like interesting and exotic forms of sex with exotic looking girls with unique personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902882
Your justice will fall before the might of my fist.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's another one. I've been busy. More to come soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903015
Yeah, and we'll complete that
In 22XX

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903007
I'll say this.
I have a foot fetish, like its my biggest fetish, and my waifu is a Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
I want my pelvis crushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
Please tell me this is just Fia and nothing bad will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
It's a pencil in my pocket, I swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
I hope one day you do a pic of Tsundragon...

>>12903025
Who cares? We have a time machine.

What are you, a Time Cop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903031
>not saying a marker, or a glue stick
Anon please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
>The perspective of the rapee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903032
I mean we'd complete the time machine
In 22XX

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclYbk
Still haven't found one for onee-sans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vN8ArOO9rc
This one has a bit of licking at the end. Damn these things are just comfy as fuck.

>>12903026
See? I said ghoul, but when I think about "waifu" they're like bottom top 10. Strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903030
Nothing bad happens with MGE canon Ushi-Onis anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903035
Well I was going to say pen or a can of Coca Cola, but yours is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903037
Well, tell 22XX to lick my time traveling balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902967

Why do I get the feeling that a Jabberwocky's tentacle mouths would be top bros to her husband?

Would they make numerous gestures and sounds to her man that imply she wants the D, making it easier for him to know when to dick the stoic dragon?

Would her husband share a beer with them while watching football games on TV on Sundays?

Would they laugh like Ripper Roo from Crash Bandicoot?

What if they learned how to talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
Eh, losing a pelvis isn't so bad. Totally worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903048
>That spoiler

I don't think I could deal with that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903048
>She's snuggled up with her mouth tentacle giggling and whispering things to it that she'll never ever tell her crush.
>The other one snuck away and has stretched out to the crush, and is relaying all her deepest fantasies, giving the crush pointers to shatter her stony face and reveal the blushing maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903026
My waifu is pic related, and I'm a huge footfag too. Doesn't work out that well either, but eh, you have to make compromises sometimes. Besides, girls have appeal beyond just the kinks they can fulfill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903007
Full. Body. Hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903048
>Jabberwocky and Anon become the best of friends
>They go drinking together
>They watch sports together
>They give each other helpful advise
>They even act as if they're family
>Meanwhile, Anon's Jabberwoky waifu has to follow them everywhere because they're a part of her
>With a permanent pout on her face
>"Anon, I think you're into my tentacles more than me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903007
I have a gender bender fetish
Not becoming a girl myself, but teasing and fucking an alp into accepting being female

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903038
>comfy as fuck
I'd use words like "hypnotic" or even "paralyzing". Can't even shift my weight around when listening to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903068
B-bully! Guys like you are bullies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
Seeing that would almost be worth a shattered pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903065

>Both Anon and the tentacles go all "Woah woah woah, no way ma'am. Das gay." for a moment
>They then laugh it off together at the awkward situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902912
Isn't he in kindergarden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903070
>Can't even shift my weight around when listening to them
Turn your head to the corresponding earphone, like if she's whispering to your left ear, turn your left ear up and tuck your right away. Close your eyes too, it's like there's some one there. It makes me want to become a tulpa fag. Lewd voices whispering in your head whenever you want. I get what you mean by paralysis though. Asides from my head it's like I'm compelled to sit entirely still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903074
>Little did Anon know that the tentacles have unknown genders

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903075
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903063
See I would want a foot/paw job from a yeti, like that one picture, I'm sure it'd at least be an interesting experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903032
>Tsundragon
Who's this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903076
>close your eyes, too
Been there, done that. I used to listen to this kind of shit a lot a few months back, it replaced porn as my late night sendoff.
Then I realized I was just like Tomoko listening to "The Yandere Boys' Verbal Abuse CD" and stopped it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
>bites cyanide pill

Bye world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903083
If you could choose any one monster girl to get a footjob from, but it had to be one with non-human feet, what would your choice be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903086
>Then I realized I was just like Tomoko listening to "The Yandere Boys' Verbal Abuse CD" and stopped it.
...Shit man. Why'd you have to go and say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903090
Dragon, because of Granberia's footjob scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903090
Yeti like I said, seems like they would be the only enjoyable ones or at least of the ones I can think of right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903090
Ushi oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903090
Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903093
Because I want to save you from yourself. Man is weak against temptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903039
Jonah chewing.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903084
Just the normal MGE Dragon being all tsundere.

You were probably expecting an established character, sorry to disappoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903090
Ren Xiongmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903105
Yes. Yes I was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
This is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903094
excellent taste
>you'll never have your dick trampled by a powerful dragon girl's big, soft, warm dragon feet until you cum buckets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903094
My niggah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903094
>>12903097
You don't deserve your dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903102
B-but now how will I feel safe when I'm cold and alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903107
If there's a way to make it up to you, let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903090
I also have to go with Ushi Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903112
I like to live life dangerously

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903097
>>12903116
So you want to have your dicks impaled by huge spikes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903113
Put your bed into the corner of he room so there's a wall against the long side. Get a lot of pillows, put some between yourself and the wall so you can push against some firm softness, as if you were the little spoon. Wrap covers around yourself tightly. Sleep with your head on top of one pillow but under another.
...I think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903074
that moment when you go alp for the tentacle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903118
Caressed by huge spikes my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903112
>Implying all scales are 100% diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903125
>what are claws

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903122
Fuck, I'd love to but it's australian summer here. I'd boil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903118
Eyyy, maybe theys do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903127
>What is context

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903132
Shame. I do it all year around, Finnish Elfland summer isn't all that hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903090
Cheshire. Non-human feet but just human enough and the shit eating grin she'd have on her face at a guy getting off from her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903125
>I can't read

"Her toes clenched, she severed half his manhood."
"Severed"

Obviously as She clenched her toes, she sliced him with her talons, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903127
keratin the same shit as your nails and hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903138
Dragon girl claws are sharp enough to tear through steel and concrete

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
I love you Monorus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903124
>ushi oni footjob

You sir are a swine, and are not my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899546
Kind of want to read a story about a Stalker in that ends up in a monster girl land now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903137
And I was talking about the scales, while you dingbats jump to claws.

How's the new glass house, by the way?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get a footjob from a Wurm but even a handjob would be a nervous adventure to embark on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903148
>slav squat
>i am now invisible
Oh dear god we do need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903150
How are scales even related to anything anyone was discussing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903143
What's her Issue? Can't a man have a few minutes to himself so that he can eat his lunch in his truck in peace?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
Beautiful.

My body will forever be ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903150
Because it's obvious the damage was done by the claws you ignoramus. Or do you think footjobs are just thrusting between the soles of her feet? Fucking virgins I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903156
See >>12903090

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903161
And no one was talking about the stupid pic.

Retards on the internet, I swear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903164
Yes, and the issue people raised with that was about claws. What do scales have to do with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903144
Someone needs to see if its possible. Im willing to take the risk, my man of african american descent

[PantyQuest No.]

Are ya ready raiders?

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/XjXcDy9v

New page (2big4/mgt/): http://pastebin.com/E4GEND9V

[Anonymous No.]

How rough do you like your Ushi-Oni sex?
No harm done? Sore in the morning? Scratching and bruising? Bone breaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
I'd most prefer sore, but I'd accept scratching and bruising. But no broken bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
Sore in the morning is the correct way to have sex with anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903166
No anon, you are the retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
Most I'll go is scratches and bruising

[PantyQuest No.]

>>12903172
As rough as it can be without causing serious injury and/or death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903171
Hurray! Now if recapanon could post I could be uber happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
i chose option 3 with a rare side of 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
Absent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903179
>No U
What a comeback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903182
What do you consider excessive in terms of injury?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903183
>uber
>>>/gaia/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902638
I'm pretty sure Exet just lurks on MGR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903171
Panties made out of vines and leaves? Sounds like a relic worth taking risks for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
I am all for scratching and bruising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903171
I wonder what a DmD difficulty dorm would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
>No harm done?
>Sore in the morning?
>Scratching and bruising?
All of these. Some times I'd just want to have eyegazing handholding slow sex and other to get ravaged like a freight train hit me, but no serious injury or pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903186
>it's clear the issue are the claws where dragon footjobs are concerned
>b-but no one was talking about that!

I'm looking. Looking at you and laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
>Scratching and Bruising.
>She leaves her mark on you to show all those FILTHY WHORES that you are taken and for HER HANDS ONLY.

I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903198
DMD difficulty*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903190
Forgot my trip again.

I guess anything that would leave me crippled, or wouldn't heal properly. So I wouldn't die a slow and painful death afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903204
Don't most MG know when a man is taken just by the scent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903206
So anything more than cracked ribs would be entering questionable territory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903209
In MGE, sure, but KC is a silly person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903205
>>12903198
I imagine 9-tailed kitsunes since they're omniscientish. See you coming a mile away, literally.
That and Lilims, though there would probably only be one.
Maybe Lich and dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903209
Never hurts to make sure. Well, doesn't hurt that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
Scratching and bruising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903204
>a black eye instead of a hickey
Imagine all the succusluts pretending to care, enticing you to NTR. Then, one by one, they stop coming to work. Once all of them are gone, your waifu suddenly stops marking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903211
I guess, unless there's a hospital nearby or some bone-healing plot device. It wouldn't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903078
>>12903123

>They talk and act ghetto style, and have abrasive personalities, the exact opposite of the Jabberwocky herself
>"Ey, Jab."
>"What?"
>"What's a 'gender'?"
>"...Hell, Wock, do I look like a dictionary t'ya? I think it has to do with sex or sumthin'..."
>"Why don't we ask our lil' bookworm over here?"
>Jabberwocky looks down at her tentacle mouth with a stern expression
>"Oh, come on, y'know me! I'm just messin' wit' you, girl! R-Right, Jab?... Jab!"
>"Huh? What? Oh, yeah, sure! Wock's just bein' stupid as always, ma'am, don't mind him." The other responds, snickering
>"Hey! Who're callin' stupid now, ya fag?!"
>"Oh, did I hit a nerve, Wurmbrains?"
>"YOU WOT"
>She sighs, a clear sign that she's already used to their shenanigans, as the tentacle mouths bicker endlessly
>Later on, she explains in detail the very meaning of "gender" and how it applies to people and sexual reproduction in general
>"...Ooohh, I get it now. So that makes Jab a lil' faggot, right?"
>"At least I don't kiss Akanames!"
>"Ya know very well that she caught me by surprise at that movie theater, you Alp licker! Bookwo-- I mean, our lil' dragon here didn't even notice it 'cuz she was fawning all over Anon!"
>"Oh, suuure. I'm guessin' you shot a smile at her afterwards 'cuz ya hated her, then?"
>"Agh, just shut ya mouth! At least I ain't no fagget."
>Jabberwocky sighs once again

This sounds fun.

Jab 'n' Wock, coming to a thread near you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903203
>Misrepresenting the argument
What a waste of time you turned out to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903204
>collars
>scratches and bruises

Jesus, just get a tattoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903090
I could go for a Crow Tengu, probably wouldn't be well but I'd give it a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903209
Not that it stops them, but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903221
Well, there's also the issue of it just utterly ruining the sex.
Rough is nice, but unbearable agony is not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903228
Exactly, I want to be sore all over, maybe a good scar or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903223
>we were never talking about what you talking about, but what I was talking about

>>12903127
>>12903137
>>12903161

Run along junior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903226
If she was careful there shouldn't be a problem, no?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna see KC take on a really hard monster to sexify. For example I think a gelatinous cube would be damn near impossible to work with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903237
MGQP did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903237
Tapir Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903237
Can't a slime just turn into some weird looking cube thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903237
He should try Hydra or Cerberus. I want to see how he handles multiple heads or if he'll just pull another Chimera

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903024
>more
I hope they're of good MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903237
What is a gelatinous cube if not a slime? Try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903242
Sei Monmusu Festival has something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monorus
Oh man, I hope he does my ryu idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903245
Second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903244
Which angel was it that had a screaming human, eagle, lion and goat face simultaneously? I'd like to see that as a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902434
>Implying Monster Girls have to be based off of mythological monsters
>Ignoring ones based off of Books
>Ignoring ones based off of Movies
>Ignoring ones based off of Cultural Concepts
>Ignoring ones based off of Modern Culture
>Ignoring ones based off of regular animals
>Ignoring ones based off of food

I'd love to see KC go full SMT when it comes to Monster Girls Concepts and just make ones for anything thats remotely weird, creepy, or strange. There are so many really cool ones he could do. I can think of 20 cool Monster Girl ideas that aren't mythological ones off the top of my head.

There's gold in them there fields, and I hope KC gets to them soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903237
I want Nuckelavee Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903256
>not wanting the sphere's that revolve around one another and are covered in eyes
Step it up senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903244
>Hydra
Fill up one womb, two more shall take it's place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903261
Xenomorph monster girl when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903261
It'll probably end up like Pokemon.

Where we end up with a Monster Girl based on Ice Cream, or a pile of gears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903256
Pretty sure that's the original Cherub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903252
I really want slow, tender, lazy, hot, edging sex with that panda mg to be drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903256
Cherubim.

>>12903265
Thrones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903265
>that's just her vag
>those gimbals spin on your dick as a blonde loli hugs you and moans
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903269
I can't even keep up with all these pokemanz.

I stopped at like 250.

[Anonymous No.]

A dick move would be for a slime to fill your lungs up with her slime,therefor you can't breath unless you're with her.

What kind of jail sentence would that slime girl get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903269
>Implying Pokemon hasn't always been based off of weird shit
What is Grimer/Diglett/Magnemite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903265
>>12903274
I really hope he includes bits from their other interpretations for a bit flair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903275
At least they finally gave us a Pokemon based on a T-Rex. Lord knows little kid me would've loved that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903281
It's like a gazer, but ugly and against sex to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903274
>those gimbals spin on your dick
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903282
>At least they finally gave us a Pokemon based on a T-Rex
Wait what. Give me the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903282
They did?

Of course they did, they were just waiting for me stop...Bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

So this is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903287
X and Y man. They also introduced a Pokemon of chaos and destruction

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903283
It's not possible to moe-ify biblical/religious abominations.
Like that one interpretation of Jesus, where he's some goat/lamb-headed monstrosity with multiple eyes and a slit throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903291
God I love this angle so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903286
>>12903287
Tyrantrum.

Fun Fact: He and several other Pokemon in Gen 6 were designed by the guy who made the Mega Man Manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903292
How chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903291
Woah, Apophis-senpai! What are we going to do on the snow?

"Ara ara~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903286
Tyrantrum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903291
I can't tell if that's an innocent smile or one that signals the beginning of rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903291
She's poorly covered for cold weather, being a desert MG and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903266
Horryfying.

>>12903267
Ripley pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903292
>>12903302

Those motherfuckers...

>>12903291
...but at least I have Mono to cheer me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903305
Hey, they did make Darkrai

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903312
>I have Mono to cheer me up
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903309
From that angle, it's probably the latter.

Time to make 'snow angels' anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903291
I feel intimidated just looking at that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903272
>slow
Uh huh
>tender
Okay
>lazy
Oh Yes
>hot
Baby...
>edging
YOU BLEW IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903277
House arrest, since you can't live without her now. Being addicted to her slime.

She wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903315
Oh, was it made by someone else? Wouldn't want to give the wrong person credit.

Still love Mono tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903277
>what is liquid oxygen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903261
We need one for Rods

Rods are those small invisible objects that you can catch briefly for a second in photos. Called either Skyfish or Solar Entities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903311
>Ripley pls go.
Nyet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903322
>can't tell the difference between the art styles of less and monorus
Get those glasses checked anon, or at least get some artistic sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903256
>>12903265
>>12903274
>>12903281
I want to see how you're gonna explain this one to God.

>>12903299
>spoiler

WHAT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903316
She could just be really tall
And there's nothing lewd about snow angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903328
I do need glasses, but let's not get personal.

[Anonymous No.]

MGK words blah words.

Do you make a lego fort with Anubis and the grumpy Pharaoh?
Do you make an underground chamger in the sandbox with Wurm and Sandworm, and then play games in it?
Do you and Dragon play tag with Crybaby Wyvern and Ryu?
Do you and Ophy sneak out and go on an epic quest to the convenience store that's a 5 minute walk away?
Do you help Lich get over being stuck to the slide for a long period of time with some pudding?
Do you and the others who I am too tired from waking up to remember play War with rocks and a tricycle?
Do you sneak out with 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound and shoot things with a BB gun?
Do you tell Echidna she's really pretty today?
Do you pat Junko's back while she vomits all over the slide from being hung over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903299
>Spoiler
Holy fucking shit, no kidding? That's the greatest thing I've ever heard.

[Anonymous No.]

but more like licking/play-biting and maybe fingering please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903332
What I meant was, when she's raping you, pounding you deep into the snow, you're going to leave snow angels.

Or maybe snow snakes, whichever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903326
Da, Cyka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903336
>Do you and Dragon play tag with Crybaby Wyvern and Ryu?

This does not seem to be in my favor, but I guess I'll play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903336
Where's Jabberwocky?

I want to sneak to the 6th Graders place and hang out with Jabberwocky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903336
Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903336
I go with Ophy on a quest to the store to buy that limited edition to share between Ophy, me and Lich.

Also the MGK post seems rather odd today. like there is a lack of love. Having a bad day today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903332
Wait, assuming that you are standing and she is in that pose with that angle, she's probably longer than an anaconda by who knows how much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903336
>Do you make an underground chamber in the sandbox with Wurm and Sandworm, and then play games in it?
Oh yeah, we're making a hidden club today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903336
Hellhound and Salamander are a bunch of delinquents, and a bad influence.

But they're so cool!~ Kyaa!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903336
Junko. How many votes more she needs, fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903357
I'm shoving your head in the toilet.While they hold your legs you fucking nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903302
It looks like a digimon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903357
Just you wait, in a few years, they'll become "ara ara ~" housewifes.

Well, maybe not both of them, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903336
I thought junko was an adult as well?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wurm neighbor who has no idea what personal space is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903291
So is she just tall or the camera is low? Do snakes even get that big in the desert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903350
I just woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, seems like Recap went AWOL again.

FIND HIM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903390
1) I think it is just the camera
and 2) I'm pretty sure that mana stuff is involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903291
THAT SNAKE'S NOT WEARING ANY UNDIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903172
sore in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903398
Let's get creepy anon on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903411
It's under her skirt, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903414
You mean the guy, who can guess your x,y and z position just by the way you write?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903414
I'd rather not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903420
Yes, him.

[Anonymous No.]

any stories about Alps other than the yandere and adventures ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903291
>wonky eyes
everything else is great though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903429
Shibbledibbleneedler did something with one I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903318
actually he didn't blow it!
get it

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you less, now I have a wallpaper that gives me a sense of inferiority and of impending rape. Also an erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903429
>yandere alp

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903434
>Wonky eyes
Well it could be the angle she's looking at you. Sort of
Damn it Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903439
You make the monstergirl cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903441
Shouldn't the Grapesnake have bigger titties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903441

>Keeping junk out of the recycle bin
>Aero
>Having icons on your screen

[Anonymous No.]

So could Druella pull a 'Stone God Can Not Lift' and make a Monster Girl Stronger than herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903464
Druella isn't a god, let alone God

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903464
I think you're mistaking Deruella for a goddess.
She isn't, she's just one of the daughters of the current monster lord.
The Fallen God is the goddess of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903476
Fallen god a shit.

Dark Priest religion a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903198
Kitsune.

Highly manipulative tricksters with layers of illusions set up in their territory.
Kitsune-bi wandering about that will possess humans and alert everyone else.
An affinity for the spiritual energy of others.
Omniscience in a certain range from the more powerful kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903476
As much honor as you do our church, The Fallen God is one of the many Divinities of this world, not the de facto god of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903441
>MG wallpaper
Why'd it take me so long to think of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903215
>>12903482
>Nobody want to panty-raid their dorm because they're too OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903481
Fuck you too frank's cousin. Would you like to pass by the church? We're having an art gala thanks to our most artistic members, Frank is one of the subjects of the paintings. The blush on his nutsack is present but believable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903490
I volunteer for the Lilim dorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903491
I'm gonna shit all over your beds I swear to god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903497
Your god doesn't live here. I'm sure the akanames in our church could accommodate you, I just hope you're prepared for the kissing marathon that will follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903215
>>12903482
This is a college dorm, not the manse of an ancient inari. I doubt many of them are that powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903481
Agreed.
>>12903484
What makes you think I'm shilling the Fallen God? She's got all the wrong ideas.
Amaterasu a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903510
*any of them are that powerful

the lilim dorm, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903513
Because re-read your spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903509
I'm gonna burn down your church and dump concentrated lemon juice with fiber glass into the survivors eyes.

I goddamn hate Dark Priests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902606

I want a Manticore to rub her face and mane all over my own so much that her personal smell becomes ingratiated into me that not even a Hell Hound would dare to steal me from my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903435
I take that's supposed to mean Silberschreitener. Thanks

>>12903444
the one from Harblador

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903532
bizaro /mgt/ go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903539

Is it so Bizarro that I would legitimately kill every single one of you if it meant I could impregnate a Manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903532
You and me both, anon. I fucking love manticores, and I want one to bully me so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903532
Manticores are truly a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903539
What's wrong with Manticores?

Don't you just want to fuck their smug faces until they're covered from head to toe in your spunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903523
"Goddess of Monstergirls" doesn't imply a compliment.
Would you prefer "Goddess of shitty ideas, completely misunderstanding how romance works, and being more broken than John Cena during a Pay-Per-View push"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903525
Bit hard to burn necrowood, but you're welcome to try.

>lemon juice and fiberglass

Someone's been reading the masochist section of our newsletter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903546

>MFW the bottom two were me samefagging

I want to sudoku now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903544
I'd kill you with no desire of MG recompense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903544
I'd kill every one of you if it meant I could live with my monstergirl waifu.

If any of you got the same opportunity, I probably wouldn't even hold it against you if I woke up with a knife in my back one night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903532

>Manticore cheekruns

I'm neutral to them but this sounds comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903552
I will bend you over your desk and shove my shoe up your ass.

Stop sending your Priests to my door too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903553
It's like they say. It's all fun and games making greentext and having fun until you get screenshotted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903548
But is does, gods always imply, if they don't outright denote a level of superiority to all others.

>spoiler

Don't get pissy at me because you never found your sun, you simpering fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903568

What's worse is that fucking Screencap Anon has more of me because he has some kind of vendetta against me having fun in solidarity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903544
>>12903560

>You're given a chance to see your waifu if you kill every anon who visits /mgg/
>You do so without thinking twice
>You're given a picture of your waifu

There, you can see her whenever you want now.

Traitorous dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903573
But you always bring up the fact that you wrote them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903573
>Meanwhile, StalkerAnon is going through all his screecaps and pinpointing all of your posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903570
>Never found your sun
Low fucking blow you nympho bitch, I'm still fucking looking.
Man, religious conflict in monstergirl land is crazy. If I had a slightly worse temper I might have sworn to kill everyone in your church and then do something else stupid like dump acid into the eyes of the survivors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903580
Attention horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903588

He found his Sun alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903589
I'd a clingy Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903590
MiB counts as a monster girl right?

Cause I'd tenderly love her if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903596
She IS a demon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903596

She's a Demon. So yes, she's an MG. Just like Astraea is an MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903602
Astraea deserved to die.

Garl a shit too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903607
>deserved
Fuck you, paladin scum.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Manticore hybrid do you prefer?

More lion-like,

http://i.imgur.com/nH9Aufm.jpg

Or more Cheshire-like?

http://i.imgur.com/Utl4fbt.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903609
She was a fucking demon anon!

I needed her fucking soul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902321
I am, and I think you are reffering to this
http://imgur.com/GLfxdBu
Quite old already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903612
I like any alternate interpretation of an mg but Im gonna have to go with Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903612
Aufer Tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903607
>>12903607

http://imgur.com/d87e2ED

You'd want to kill Garl if you knew what I knew about him beneath the mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903566
We stopped months ago, but the sisters who took an interest in you are not gonna give up. You have but two choices, move away, or get married to another MG, we don't want anymore.

>>12903588
Ever hear of an Absolute Obfuscation spell? You'll lose every one of your senses, forever, you will never see the sun or feel it's warmth on your skin. Sure you want to pick a fight with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903482
>>12903490
Approach a Kitsune
>"Excuse me, can I please have one of yer panties for my Frat's initiation?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903612
They're both shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903634
>"I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903628
How about I take the ones still showing up and you replace them?

That way I get free Dark Priest pussy without having to join your shit religion and you get to find new recruits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903641
>"I seem to have misplaced my pants. Have you by any chance seen them?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903641
>>12903646
>" So you are saying I get Tight silken Kitsune sex and lots of mofumofu tail fun in return for some panties, lets go!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903590
Aw man, are people forgetting Ammy and the Sunbros already?
Well on this day I shall remind them.
>>12903628
See, this is why people don't like you. You're a bitch. I even said I wouldn't pick a fight with you because I'm not some Paladin hopped up on religious propaganda and I'm not denser than a harem protagonist. You're just kind of a bitch.
>>12903642
>Indulging in wanton hedonism.
>Not staying true to your waifu forever.
You aren't a Sunbro, nor will you ever be a Sunbro if you live like that.
Fluffy tail a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903612
The dead one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903642
Afraid not, why would I place my charges in your hands when you hate then and merely want to use them? Face it, you will end up married to a monster or become the crazy coo living in isolation in a cabin somewhere. Don't fuck with this Dark Church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903652
Do you think just because we're pacifists we'll suffer your insults and threats? People forget how terrifying the church can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903615
>needed
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903657
That's a different guy. I'm perfectly willing to leave your shitty church alone and continue my search for my own sun.
Also the sunbros are A-OK with marrying monsters, where do you get the idea that we're not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903660
>insults and threats
>threats
What threats? I'll admit to the insults, but I've never threatened you once.
Fucking delusional, you and your flock. Maybe cut down on all the endless sex and try just cuddling once in a while?
And for the love of god, get that one guy to wear some pants. I don't care what he wears in private or in your church but not everyone in public wants to see a guy in assless chaps going commando. At least have him wear some underwear in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903594

Clingy Clydesdale/Irish Draught/Percheron draft Centaur

She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>It was a dark and stormy night at Butler Café...

This ended up being longer than I anticipated, so rather than spam the thread, have a link.

http://pastebin.com/YYKJtkWG


Newest part starts at line 439.

Please enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903664
>shitty church

Life begins in darkness, and ends in darkness, watch your tongue, dog of the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903675
Y'know, I'm starting to think you're not a worshipper of the Fallen God. Just a guess though.
You fucking Darkwraith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903670
That's it! We're doing a naked march, and every male member of the church is gonna jack off on your lawn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903677
Tell 'em I'll castrate each and every one of them with my straight sword if they even try it you thin-skinned harlot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903676
I am the High Priest of the The Fallen God's church. I only joined the darkwraiths for the cool helmet and sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903681
One vs 1000, many of them monsters out to protect their husbands dicks. I like our odds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903487
>Why'd it take me so long to think of that?

Subconscious sense of secrecy, perhaps? Either way, welcome to a new way to enjoy MGs

I just wish there were more tablet-friendly MG wallpapers around

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon! Anon! Let's play Cat Fishing on your tablet! Pleeeease~?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU2wiL4qjkk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903682
Well then can you tell your thin-skinned compatriot here >>12903677 to cut it out? She's really giving your church a bad name.
>>12903685
Summon Signs bitch, a Sunbro is never alone. Also
>1000 untrained nymphomaniacs and hedonists
> Vs. 1 to 3 heavily armed and armored sunbros with actual combat experience.
I wonder what kind of weapon I could have forged out of your soul? Probably something useless like a chime.
Seriously though, I don't want this to come to violence. Stop being so paper-skinned and quit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903690
For a second I thought you said cat fisting.

I'm glad I was wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903670

>>12903588
Veiled threats are still threats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903696
I was mocking this guy >>12903525
Congrats, you're slightly dumber than a sack of mentally retarded rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903687

>Gazer still hasn't gotten any decent writefaggotry

Okay.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

You find yourself in a secluded place surrounded by several Kitsune, they are all eying you and slowly surrounding you, rape is Imminent.
How is this a bad thing?
>"Oh no, please no, please don't rape me" with the biggest shit eating grin on your face.
If its your choice of MG is it really rape anymore?
I really think in MGC or some modern world proactive dating would only be done by a very few lowly MGs

I however really can see MGs being very open with sex.
>"Hey, anon, would you wanna come have sex with me tonight?"

And I can see them talking about sex like people do with the weather.

What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903674
That was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903693
>Implying it'd be us who'd lose
>implying you undead aren't easy as fuck to kill
>implying we won't just toss you into the deepest crag we can conjure and let you rot down there until you lose all will to live

A sunbro is never alone. Failed summon. Failed Summon.Failed Summon.

Ha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903703
Rocks can't be mentally retarded so thanks for the compliment, retard. Sunless retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903706
I think they would approach guys and make their interest known. I think rape would only happen with feral monster girls who tend to live outside the city innawoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903674
Poor crab, just wants to be loved after a hard day of work and have someone to hold her.
off hand but is it odd that I imagine most if not all cancers to be very successful actors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903687
>13% battery
Christ, charge that thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903706

Yeah, I agree. Most guys don't feel "raped" when assaulted, unless they're gay or are already engaged. If anything, they're scoring, so yeah.

But I'd probably refuse their offer because I'm too tired and bored to have sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903725
Every single person who takes a screenshot of their phone does so when it's just about to die

Seriously, every single one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903725
I'm waiting til it hits 5%, I got a good 3 hours left, my battery is a real beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903706
That's something that always bothered me about MGC stories.
They always make it seem like having sex is the absolutely worst thing that could ever happen in a single guys life.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

http://imgur.com/KPRFTdM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903710
See, I went along with this because it was funny at first, but now it's just kinda sad.
I don't even have a house you fucking Chuuni, I'm a wanderer. Can't find your sun if you lock yourself down in one place.
>>12903714
Then how about dumber than a Baby Wurm? Also.
>Sunless Retard
Not cool at all. What part of "I'm still looking for my sun" didn't you Fallen God idiots get? Sorry I didn't get instant gratification the moment I became a Sunbro. Some of us believe in earning happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903706
>If its your choice of MG is it really rape anymore?

Just cause you like the MG doesn't mean you wouldn't be afraid of her if it came to that. Do you know her? How can you be sure she's not some psycho who want to keep you locked up 23 hours a day?

>I however really can see MGs being very open with sex.

Sure, in a modern setting, anywhere else men are too busy running away and grasping their daggers to slit their throats should they be caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903737
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903090
Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903737

I dislike the eyebrows, other than that, solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903739
Y-you think wurms are dumb as shit too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903706
Tell them I have a Werewolf for a waifu. Kitsune fucking hate dogs man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903736
I know, right?
In MGE-land it sorta makes sense because there everyone is a religious fundamentalist illiterate peasant. But MGC, less so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903752
Nah, just the baby ones.
See, cause they haven't learned anything yet.
Anyone can be smart after all, and shine like the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903739
Chuuni? You're the one who wants to be "grossly incandescent", who the fuck talks like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903674
He should of taken responsibility and tenderly dicked her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902530
>Oh and the MGE Wonderland LN finally got put up on Melon-Books
Does anyone know what the name of the book translates to?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW KC will never dedicate some time to Nautical Monster Girls like he did with Egypt and Wonderland

>No Seagull Girls in the Crow's Nest
>No Parrot Girl squawking orders at the crew
>No Sea Witch the crew stumbles upon that tries to curse the ship
>No Palm Tree Girls that sit next to the Captain's Desk and Hula Dance
>No Angler Fish girls who keep guard of the ship at night with their eerie lanterns causing the ship to glow
>No Shark Girls getting drunk on rum as Pink Elephant girls float above them
>No Moby-Dick Girl that attacks the ship as all the crew tries to fight her off
>No Davy Jones Girl to visit them personally for a grand swordfight between the pirate crews as Sea Serpent girl emerges from the depths to attack in the midst of the chaos

Monster Girl Adventures at the High Seas would be fucking amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gazer hasn't gotten any decent writefaggotry given how much people seem to enjoy her
>Neither has Kikimora
>Or Wurm
>Or Dragon
>Or X Monstergirl
>All we get are the same 5 MGs

Come on Scoob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903757
>>12903736
MGC is Detroit. Nuff said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903762
>anyone

Even Devil Bugs and Matango?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903757
It isn't even the case in MGE in the first place.
9 out of 10 people there do not see a Mamono till the day they are "raped"/transformed.
Most of them only know of them through order propaganda, and believe they still are the man-eating horrible monsters of old, which is also why a lot of heroes desert once they find out about the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903007
Oddly enough my fetishes have very little to do with my attraction to or falling in love with mai waifu. Rather, I'm more attracted to the personality and traits.

I always liked Anubis for her rigid and well-managed nature. I found myself thinking such would be a good contrast to my own, far-too-relaxed and wasteful lifestyle. A girl who could really whip me into shape. I found that attractive.
I fell absolutely head-over-heels in love with Anubis though, when Trachyon did his Lego Anubis story, portraying one as a developing Engineer with a fascination towards sci-fi and space exploration.
Still my favorite story from here.

Otherwise I also like Nightmare, for how amazingly comfy I think life with one would be. Snuggly centaur body, good dreams every night, and cute as a button.
Dragons I'm just a slut for. I find Dragons irreversibly attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903765
It means I wish to better myself until I am as brilliant a person as the sun's shine. It does not mean I literally want to fucking glow.
And my interpretation of "my own personal sun" would be someone dear to me. Someone who's smile I could protect and who could protect my smile. My personal sun would be the woman I marry.
I haven't met anyone who sparks that kind of passion in me yet however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903773
Despondent anime girl.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903770
>"Yar har fiddle my D!"

[Anonymous No.]

All these shitters thinking that one MG is better than another. All MG's are love. You niggas don't appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903785
God damn it, anon
GOD DAMN IT ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903777
I would make myself a liar if I said no.
I cannot let my personal feelings on Matangos stain my words. Though I am not fond of them, for the sake of Jolly Co-operation I cannot insult them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903773
We had a huge stretch of threads a while back that were nothing but Kikimoras.
.
Wurm and dragon are posted about all the time.

Gazer I'll give you, gamer gazer was too meme-centric. Though it had it's cute moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902915
>Desert Oasis
Once more I'm reminded of my first MGE Story that I've neglected to write much for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903783
Foolishness, Sunbro. Foolishness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903786
This motherfucker gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903773
what would you say are the same 5 MGs? I Think I see werecat and manticore being two. Are werecat and werewolf two more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903796
Yet you insult my church!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903786
Sorry, I'm not letting any matango tango with my man-tango

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903674
Ms. Krabs needs love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903804
anubis alone has two mgs worth of storys

[Anonymous No.]

Would you become a hard-boiled detective in your local MGC to make sure it never cries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903804
Manticore, manticore, manticore, manticore, dragon.
IT NEVER ENDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903801
Says the one drowning in decadence, fooling themselves into believing they're happy with overindulgence and sex. Do you have love in your life, real love? Do you have someone who you could hold close to yourself and feel warm, safe, and happy?
Think about it friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903806
Your church sucks and the pizza tastes like cardboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903786
Nah. My tastes are better than yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903804
Manticore
Cheshire
Anubis
Grape snake
Holstarus

These are the monsters people love to force down other people's throats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903802
>>12903786
Matango
Akaname
Ushi Oni
Amazon
Roper
Parasite slime
Apls
Hellhound
Beelzebub
Horse pussy
Devil bugs
Imps

Good in any way, shape or form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903817
>People write about them because they love them
>Forcing down other people's throats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903821
Holy shit that's some bad taste.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>tfw when you Dullahan gf tries to stip on a pole she bought
>the head cheers her on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903811
Duck, Duck, Grey Duck?

God, how cute would that be in MGK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903815
Fuck you, may Fenris swallow the fucking sun. May a matango claim you and rob you of all you hold dear in your heart. May your brothers roam aimlessly and endlessly in the city of midnight, you smelly husk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903821
>putting glorious Ushi Onii and Hellhound in same category as shit like Mantangos and ropers.

It's like you hate love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903817
You don't have to read people's writing about them you dumb nigger.

Why don't you write something yourself you lazy sack of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903821
>Akaname
>Ushi Oni
>Amazon
>Apples
>Hellhound
>Horse pussy
>Imps

>Bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903336
Yay Lego fort!

Though why's Pharaoh grumpy? She seems like that a lot lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903813
I have five wives, under which I sleep under in a nice warm pile every night.

>>12903783
Then why did you put on the hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903821
>Insulting Hellhound
That's my Waifu you shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903827
>you will never make a dullahan watch on as you do lewd things to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903827
I have a feeling you may have forgotten something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903291
>That face
>Angular lines
>Solidity of line-work
...is this by .less?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903839
She's grumpy because Anubis wants to play with legos instead of taking over the sandbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903830
No even who you were talking too.

Fuck your pizza for tricking Frank

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903821
If a MG had a decent personality I doubt I would care what form she took.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903826
>>12903831
>>12903838
>liking any of those
>thinking I value your opinion

>>12903841
Your waifu a smelly SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903840
>Five Wives
See, this is why I keep saying your Church is shit. Harems a shit.
Dedicate yourself to one woman you indecisive fuck. Also:
>Thinking I'm Solaire
Holy shit, you're literally Harem Dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903852
Now you're just acting like a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903834
Not him but I personally am too busy with university to do anymore than read and I would quite enjoy reading something else than Anubis overseer/boss/whatever story Nr. 3333 or Anon gets almost raped in a hilarious fashion in MGC and he finds this really really awful story Nr. 5211.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903850
I'm gonna send you 10,000 copies of your cousin's junk you little shit. I'll plaster them all over your house, and then you'll be known as the man who lives in the dickhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903864
Not if I turn you into a cock loving alp first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903858
>only my way to live is correct

Fuck off touma, where the fuck do you get of lecturing me about harems when you have 9,999 girlfriends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901184
Call me Quasimodo, cause Imma ring the fug outta dem bells

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903767
Be thankful I'm such a spoonfeeder.
https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=116492&adult_view=1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903868
This is your answer to everything, you go alp already, you damn closet case. And I meant pictures, pictures of your cousins' junk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903852
Then don't force your opinion on people. You don't have to wail like a child if you don't like his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903847
Oh. Well, we do that almost every day at recess.

Me an' Anubis wanna play with Legos for once, so she can live with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903884
Your pizza's still shit

[Anonymous No.]

big

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903875
Literally who?
I don't even have one girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903860
>saying that
>here of all places

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4HN5a_Z2qo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903892
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903894
He's likely referring to the MC of "A Certain Magical Index", who's primary love interest has an army of clones who follow her around acting as her "Imoutos".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903821
>Ushi
>amazon
>roper
>Hellhound
>beezlebub
>Bad
Even your waifu thinks your an awful pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903885
Oh shut up white knight, he's not gonna let you use his waifu's pussy. All those girls a shit. Your waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903892
No. Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903892
She is going to get a splinter if she steps on a house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903821
>Amazon
>Ushi-Oni
>Hellhound
>Centaurs
>Imps
>Akaname
>bad
I didn't think it was possible for one man to have such god awful taste. Your waifu would be ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903889
Your taste buds a shit. Maybe you could taste something besides semen if you stopped sucking you own dick all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903821
>Akaname
>Ushi Oni
>Amazon
>Hellhound

>Bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903917
but then how would I express me ouroboros monstif?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903917
Some Jackass put pineapples on your pizza when I stopped by to chew you out.

Fuck pineapple pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903931
>Fuck pineapple pizza
Are you actually trying to start a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903909
Telling you to shut up stop crying like a goddamn baby is whiteknighting. As if i care about imaginary pussy. I give up master Trollolol You Sure SHOWED ME!!!!11!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903878
Cheers anon.
Although 放課後アリステイル Google-translates to After School Alice Tail, which ts confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903851
Really now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903934
>liking shit pizza

Fitting for a member of the worst religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903934
If he is, pizza toppings is a shit thing to argue over.

But I'm with you, man, pineapple on pizza is damn good every now and then, though I could go for a Bitch-Pizza right about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903935
>I give up master Trollolol You Sure SHOWED ME!!!!11!!!
Just leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903935
Jeez, calm down son. Suckle on Clare's catcock until you drift of to sleep. Pleasant dreams about non shit waifus, of which any of those I mentioned are not included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903940
>Cobra hair
>Turtle Shell
>Crocodile Jaws for legs
>MFW I recognize that combination of animals.
Is that a fucking monstergirl version of the BuraKaWani Combo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903942
Hey, I'm not the Anon you were fighting earlier. I just intervened because you were talking shit about pineapple pizza

>>12903945
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>How to have shit taste

>Wight
>Manticore
>Kraken
>Kejourou
>Hell Hound
>Centaur
>P'Orc
>Ren Xiongmao
>Troll
>Undine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903949
Please don't bring Clare into this. She doesn't deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903942
He's not with us. Pinneaple pizza is an abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish a crash of Rhino girls would trample all this shitposting faggotry to oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903955
>Kejourou
Okay, I agree with most of your list but why hair lady in particular? She seems nice enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903955
>Babby's first hook.
>>12903958
Clare deserves to live in a dumpster, castrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903955
>Bait.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903966
>>12903967

That was my top whatever MGs to show how shit my taste was you blyats.

>>12903965

Because Ara Ara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903878
>>12903938
Fixed a major oversight on KC's behalf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903960
We're discussing monstergirls, just because we aren't sucking each other's cockS and mumbling kumbaya does not make it shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903959
That's your opinion, man. We all enjoy some pretty strange things to some extent, so just relax

I just don't want to see another shit storm over personal preferences, yet again

To be more on topic, what MGs could you see running a pizzeria?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903966
>Clare deserves to live in a dumpster, castrated.

That's not nice, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12903940
My exact thoughts right here >>12903950
Either BuraKaWani has some mythological basis, or yeah, it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903974
Salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903945
What is a bitch pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903971
Oh ok, in that case except for the Manticore you have top tier taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903978
>Shirohebi
I'd rather hoisepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903978
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899270
I'd study under the firemouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903987
Like this >>12900985, or are you a degenerate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903984
Pepperoni, Mushroom, and Sausage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903992
Nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

MGC Central Admin would like to remind all the single men that live in our great city that Valentines day is rapidly approaching and if you haven't yet found that wonderful MG of your dreams to come down and sign up for our Singles night program today.
Come on down and meet with one of wonderful kind Shirohebi matchmakers who will help you find that one true woman of your dreams!

There is no reason to remain single and alone anymore, come by today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903931
>fuck pineapple pizza

Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903998
>thinking I'd fall for such an obvious trap
hark! do you take me for a fool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903998

I'll pass. Too tired for that, I'd rather sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12900189
Wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903998
As long as you don't set me up with any spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903998
But I hate parties and social gatherings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903998
Can they really find a girl for anyone? I mean, I'm a loser who's broken and frail, what Monster Girl would want me? And simultaneously, what kind of Monster Girls are even at this event and go to find love? Why wouldn't they already have a lover? Though I'll be honest, I'd gladly love any monster girl who'd protect me, keep me safe and love me, no matter what kind of person she was like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903995
Horsefucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903998
Yeah why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903972
Good man. brown is the only thing she's got going for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904006
>I'd rather sleep.
weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903993
Niiiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904011
Generally because they're used and busted or themselves social rejects, or perhaps because MGC has a roughly 10:1 ratio of monster to human.
Not that I'd mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903993

>Matangos in your pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904011
even tomasu yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904011
>obsessive possesive Beelzebub because fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904006
>>12904016
If want sleep. Why not try the Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904021
FUCK NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904024
Evening Nyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903955
That could have been worded better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904024
cause mice are vermin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904019
Who said anything about matangos? Portobellos are the way to go, though I'd be down for a magic mushroom pizza, just gotta find an MG to trip with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904027
Yetiburg when

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903985

But I have a soft spot for Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904024
>>12904016

I dunno, I just want some peace and quiet for my naps. I don't nee-- Oh, hang on, someone's knocking at the door. It's pretty dark outside, though, the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904039
>Order magic mushroom pizza
>Get different kind of magic mushroom than intended
>End up a Lich with no tits and a big booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904041
You mean you like to touch Manticore's "soft spot"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904036
Them's fighting words buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904036
Cat person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903985
I wouldn't even say Manticores are necessarily shit taste, it's just that they're vastly overused and usually not portrayed as what they actually are -- aggressive sadists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904045

More like given enough incentive and her being classy enough, i'd gladly rub my face into a Manticore's fluffy mane before working down and kissing/licking her navel area.

Continuing all the way down to her honeypot of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904011
Well, as you've seen mentioned previously, for reasons unknown men in MGC often run away from monstersex. Therefore males who are actually open to the idea of being with a monster are rare and cherished indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904044
I'd fucking sue, that's false advertising dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904045
>touching a baby manticore's soft spot

The one on her head you stupid perverts! If I do it enough, can I make her retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904058
Only for a bit.

Then she'd get smug as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904063
>Then she'd get smug as fuck.
I thought the cheshire cats were the smug ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904044
...I'd be game for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904063
Oh, then I guess I'll have to do it even hmore consistently and continuously

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904069
Bait kun no baiting! Bait kun no baiting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904065
Hellhounds, Cheshires, and Manticores are the smug monsters.

I want to fuck that smug right out of them in a smug foursome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904057
>Sue pizza company
>They're rich as bloody hell
>They use their money to hire Johnnie Cochran
>You end up losing the lawsuit and have to pay $2,000,000+ dollars for harassing them
>You end up being unable to pay
>Sent to prison for life
>End up making a living in prison giving monster girls tattoos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12901380
>The tattooed oni shoves you onto the bottom bunk with such an impac that your head feels like it's spinning.
>She quickly and forcefully spreads your legs to check your regulation boxers underneath the tunic. Just a quick jerk and she's done, warily scanning the central guard tower.
>"What the hell was that about?" you sputter, finally recovering from having the wind knocked out of you.
>She gives you a cocky grin, now sitting on your stomach.
>"Gotta make sure the plumbing is working. Can't have too much fun now, though, otherwise I get put into a girls-only ward."
>You can hardly breathe under her weight as she grinds her ass into your stomach, adjusting to get herself comfortable.
>"Cause too much of ruckus yourself, and you go off to the all-male ward. But not before one of these horns goes up your ass."
>She smiles cutely and gets off of you.
>"We're going to need to mark you up. Don't want any orcs or anything grinding that pelvis to dust."
>All you did was fence stolen cars. You weren't prepared for this.
>"Marked why? By who?"
>"For use. By all my oni friends. I'm Sasha, by the way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904069
Anonlich, please don't, the thread's too touchy as is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904081
Sasha is a shit.

Use the crazy eye technique and get her to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904076
I think you'd have a better chance of outfucking a werewolf pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904083
>Implying he's me.
I hate mushrooms on my pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904076
>I want to fuck that smug right out of them in a smug foursome
Good luck with that one. You poor bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904085
>Use the crazy eye technique and get her to fuck off.
That only works if they know you are really crazy. We need to slit her throat while she sleeps. Then maybe crazy eye would work on the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904091
Why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904080
Bitch please, if I turned into a Lich I woulda already risen Johnnie Cochran to represent me

Even then, its an open and shut case of false advertising, at the very least I would expect an out of court settlement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904081
Wait, is she marking you to keep you from being used by her friends, or so that you are oni property? Also, plumbing? Do you get sent to the male ward if you're impotent or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904086
>>12904091
Anons it's my job as a smug fucker to plow a smug monster through the bed!

No matter how long it will take I will fucking do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904095
Uh she a vicious rape monster and your a sub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904098
Truly being a Lich is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904091
>>12904024
>>12903991
For what purpose? Everyone knows where to find these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904098
Nothing is ever open and shut when you got tanukis writing the fine print and representing the company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904100
>"They never become tame around humans, which is rare among the wolf family of monsters."
-KC

Gonna be fucking her for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904100
Well, I'll pray for your wellbeing and success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904098
>implying that's how things go in court
In the day and age where you can be sued for harming a person breaking into your house and raping your daughteru, don't expect the system to work for you.
It's why
Texas and Washington are great, because they try and promote flat out killing the fucker and planting the knife and their dead body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904100
Perhaps we should sing this poor anon his funeral song now, to save time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904110
That doesn't actually happen, does it?

Wasn't that just a Gerard Butler movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904108
It's already possible for a man to be stronger than her, and the entry says a man who could tame her may exist, it's just that his skill must be godlike. Which is nothing in this world because anything with enough mana can be called a god. Just fuck her until you become an incubus and then break her with your unlimited stamina. Doppelganger potions and RAGE mushroosms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904110

>You can be sued for harming a guy breaking into your house

Good luck sueing me with a broken pool stick rammed down your throat, chucklefuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904100
Yeah man go for it.

Pfffhahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904121
I think, given that the Hellhound was written long after all of those things, she was likely designed with them in mind.

In other words, they're all things she'd just "Bounce back" from.

>Be exhausted.
>Fucked for hours.
>Used every additive and augmentation known to man or monster.
>You can't feel anything, but you did it.
>You tamed a Hellhound.
>And then...
>"Mmm...that was great loverboy...ready for round 2~?"
>Oh please Ares no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904118
It can happen.
It's not assured, but it CAN happen to you. Unless it's someone breaking into your home, you harm them, and they live.
Then it's VERY likely they will sue you and succeed if the lawyer convinces the mentally challenged jury.

>>12904123
That's the spirit. Kill the bastard so he can't sue you.
Works wonders. Unless it's a Lilim then you're fucked either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904131

Given my father is a retired Marine and he's already told me on several occasions that he'd flat out murder anybody trying to harm his children, i'm pretty sure i'm not even the most dangerous thing in the immediate family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904107
>>12904110
Thing is, its not just false advertisement. That's the main issue at hand, but there's a ton more to tack on

>forced transformation against consent
>emotional trauma resulting from said transformation
>living costs changed dramatically from said transformation
>technically food poisoning

And so on. MGC would WANT people to move there and love happily, and a pizzeria would want repeat customers. Fucking over a case like that would hurt both dramaticaly.

And if there's something a tanuki hates, its lost profits

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904137
>still living with your father
How old are you again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904139
*live, but I guess love could work too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904131
By definition of the law, you are permitted to use deadly force to protect yourself or your family if you really believe your life to be in jeopardy, do not permit the intruder to survive, if asked why explain to the police you were terrified and wanted to make sure he was not going to attack you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904142

I don't live with him, but I live in the same city. Since the entire family is basically within 30 miles of each other.

You really think I wouldn't help defend my flesh and blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904139
Moreover, MGC WANTS human males to come there, stay, and marry in. They can't afford to have lost them to inadvertent transformations.
In fact, I'd bet MGC would probably heavily subsidize human males who came to live in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904147
Ugh the anatomy on this is so fucking weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904147
God help you though if he's black.
The family will throw a huge shitfit about it and have your face on the news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904123
>>12904110
>MG breaks into your house as you sleep
>Breaks in through the kitchen window
>Slips on some dish soap on the floor
>Ends up impaled on a knife
>Screams for help
>Wake up and call an ambulance
>Actually ride with her and comfort her all the way
>Police arrive and get your information
>Several weeks later get a letter informing you that you are being sued
>By the very MG who broke into your house to rape the living daylight out of you
>Go to court and lose
>End up having to pay 20,000 dollars in damages and suffering
>On top of that, the court sentences you to date the MG for a period no shorter than six months
>Try not to rage
>RAGE HARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904152
They do, MGC offers incentives to get human men to come, housing, jobs, etc.and sometimes even a little clause in the contract specifying they have to select a MG wife

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to move to MGC and have a chill Wurm roommate who sleeps all day. Life would be simple and good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904108
>>12904111
>>12904127
You'll see, you'll all fucking see!

I'll fuck the smug out of all three of them at once!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904129
The profile mentions human men, nothing about incubi and overcoming their capabilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904169
Man, having a relaxed MG roommate sounds awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904099
Prison tattoos. It's not a matter of being sent to the male ward if you're impotent, it's a matter of the oni wanting a working dick on her cellmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904160

Good thing i'm stupid enough to try and home make a flammenwerfer. You can't tell the color of a man's skin if you fricassee him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904162
>Anon then flipped all the tables in the room and punched the nearest baby
>He was not happy at all during the dates

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904176
Just come home from work and fall asleep on top of her. I doubt a Wurm would even care and just wrap herself around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904162
>"You are sentenced to date her for no less than six months! And you are to give her a ten second frencher upon leaving this court house!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904160
/pol/ack please, go bitch about darkies on the other chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904186
But then who's going to bitch about dark elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904182
And on a holiday break or a long weekend you both buy pizza and booze to celebrate while plaing some video games
Man, I actually miss College now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904187
The honkeys and mexicans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904190
I was never able to afford college. How was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904182

>Hey Wurm, what we gonna do?
>I dunno, what do you wanna do?
>No, see that's what i'm asking, what do you wanna do?
>I dunno, what do you wanna do?
>OH LET'S NOT START THIS UP AGAIN, WE ALWAYS DO THIS
>I ASK 'WURM, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?'
>AND YOU GO 'I DUNNO WHAT WE GONNA DO?'
>SO NOW I'M ASKING YOU, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>I dunno, make babies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904179
Dental records, dude, that or DNA tests.

That can all be solved with a 55 gallon drum and a ton of diesel fuel though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904190
>She breaks the controller
>She sobs
>She then reaches for the pizza
>The cheese and everything else slides off and lands on the floor
>She cries

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904195
>Bang the roommate
Somehow seems like a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904194
Terrible for the most part. Everything good that you hear about college never happens. you lern, if you haven't already, that hating people is a completely normal behaviour
But having a good roommate makes up for a majority of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904195
>Banging the rommate
It's like you've never heard of the code

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904199

>Feed her a slice of pizza myself
>She manages to stop crying and takes a bite
>Pat her head as she munches on it, still sniffling
>Go out and buy a titanium alloy controller

No need for tears right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904207

Not sure it'd apply to MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904195
>telling your roomate ti make babies just like that

You hear that? That's every dick in a 50 mile radius retracting into their owner's bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904169
>Move in with a wurm
>After a few days, you notice that they don't seem to have a job, or even do anything to earn money
>Ask about the rent arrangement
>She tells you not to worry about it, she's got the place paid off for eight more months
>Goes back to snacking on the sweets she keeps in a small box by her bedside

>Decide to help yourself to one of those sweets
>Open the box
>It's full of gemstones
>Wurm speaks up from behind you
>"The musgravite tastes like blackcurrent berries"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904212
>She then hugs you while you keep feeding her pizza by hand
>She blushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904207

Don't shit where you sleep? Never had a roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904226
There's a universal code, and correct me if I'm wrong because it's been a while since I've had a roommate
You never bang your roommate. Never. At all. No sexual relations whatsoever. Bad things come to those who do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904222
I am going to get ass blasted drunk and pass out ontop of her horde in my boxers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904230
Like dating and marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904230

I had a friend that banged his roommate. It didn't end well for either party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904236
Banging, dating, marriage, all of the above. see; >>12904239
It's a universal code. It's like the universal greeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904236
In the real world that is not likely. In a world full of MG it has a distinct possibility of evolving into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904230
This is implying MGs would follow the same code though, you know they'd be on you if you were both single

Besides, bangin your MG roommate might save you from worse headaches down the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904234
>She hears you say this
>She slithers out and slams the door
>She wanted to play vidya with you and watch Naked Gun together

[Anonymous No.]

TOUCH THE COW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904246
DO IT NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904245
Speaking of fun times with Wurms do you think they can get drunk? I imagine they weigh a lot and it would take fucking forever to get one tipsy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904249

What if I don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904246
Goat > Cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904246
>>12904249
I like it when she DOESN'T have titties bigger than her torse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904246
>>12904249
Now this is a cow with something to touch.
Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904255
She will die

[Anonymous No.]

>There will never be a game where you are a dickbag dark knight selling shota's to monstergirls
Why live

[Anonymous No.]

'Nother MGE Translation thing here for you.

>Monster Realm Beasts
>Not-Monsters because all Monsters are sexy ladies now.
>Gigantic fucking animals because Monster Mana exposure.
>Even they have enhanced reproductive ability.
>Look scary as fuck, actually pretty docile.
>Meat-eaters don't even go after Monsters or Humans.
>Tasty as FUCK meat.
>Despite being docile, pretty damn strong.
>Hunters and Warriors alike challenge them to test their abilities.
>Monster Realm Pigs
>Big.
>Black.
>Huge-ass tusks.
>Powerful muscle-mass goes soft and delicious upon death.
>Ultra-nutritious, can let even a non-Incubus go 3 days and nights with a Monster.
>Gentle and friendly, popular as pets, mounts, livestock, monster kids love riding on their backs.
>Strong, good stamina, very popular as mounts for merchants who have to travel long distances over rough terrain.
>Can be enraged if deliberately targeted for hunting.
>But then, that's half the fun of the hunt, right?
>Some grow big enough that you'd have to crane your head and look up at 'em.
>Kill one with a posse of Dullhans or Salamanders or some shit, people'll throw a party for all the meat you bring back!
>Ad
>That Dark Matter is such a sell-out I swear
>"Yo, I'm a werewolf who runs a butcher's shop with my husband. Let me just put this out there. I think those damn monsters should eat more meat. Especially those damn succubi who just slurp semen. Eat more meat with your husband! Then try going for a round after you've eaten meat!

I mean really, missing out on that goodness is such a waste. …..My husband's mana becomes thick and oily like meat... haa ♥ Besides, my husband and his tool become full of vigor, and then he ravages me..." ( Rest omitted since it's long)

Stupid character limit, posting the rest in a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904257
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAnRV2fWHiU

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904257

Oh come the fuck on Anon, ribbed sweaters are cheating.

I want to bury my face into her sweaty cow tits beneath that sweater and hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904261

What now? You're kidding right?

I'm no murderer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904265
Why are you pushing this stuff as new, anon? It's been translated literally years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904274
I never joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904281
My guess is it was re-translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904264

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904273
So you like all or just ribbed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904256
>stinks to high heaven
>never shuts up
>bum rushes you for fun
>meat stinks to hell and is gamey as fuck

No thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904265
>Monster Realm Shelled Bug
>Looks like a scorpion
>No stinger
>Instead, it has a fucking squirter that fires concentrated monster mana.
>And this bastard's a good shot too.
>Soft, but really damn hard shell. Can deflect steel!
>And the fucker's the size of a dog!
>Herbivores though.
>Eat Monster Realm Lewd-Fruits and Veggies.
>Farmers consider them a pest.
>That's what the not-stinger's for.
>Angry Farmer Holsty sees one and comes out with the broom or some shit?
>Squirt her in the face!
>Gets so horny, she runs off to fuck the hubby.
>Bug continues to eat in peace.
>Kids like to play with them too.
>Squirts the kids because it's a cowardly fucker.
>Kids get horny.
>Kids go off and rape a bit earlier than one would expect.
>Fuckin' pedo-supporting scorpion.
>Get drawn to villages at harvest times.
>Gang-war shit goin' down. Bugs v Farmers
>Incubi farmers don't give a shit if they get squirted.
>Getting tackled by their horny wives though, that's another thing.
>Sometimes harvests draw REALLY BIG FUCKING BUGS.
>BIGGER THAN A PERSON.
>They squirt? Whole town gets showered, like a big-ass fountain.
>Villagers have an orgy.
>Bugs get to eat.
>Fruits and Veggies wind up tasting even better because of the orgy saturating them with more mana.
>Farmers don't get too pissed though, even if entire harvest gets eaten.
>Can sustain themselves on fucking if need-be.
>And the whole thing makes the soil nice and fertile for next year.
>Basically, "Eh, we lost, we'll get 'em next year!"
>Weirdest festival event ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904287
>Makes superior cheese
>Milk can be drunk by lactose intolerant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904286

Sweater puppies are God's truest gift to man. Especially the ribbed eye sweater. It gives you such a bountiful canyon to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904286
>Anubis
>In the keyhole sweater
[Sweating Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904283
> wasting their time and money redoing stuff that's already been translated
On the one hand, it's not like I've ever paid a dime for any to this stuff to do better, but still having said that whoever's paying to re-do these over and over again is full retard. Get something new and useful translated, like the jewnuki story.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of roommates with my luck I would get stuck with the only slob Kikimora in the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904281
Dis anon got it right. >>12904283
Figured it was worth sharing anyway.>>12904286

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904286
>>12904293
Isn't this just a Nasus genderswap?
Is still glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904284
>Implying the Knight or his clients care
Holla holla get dolla

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904291
>sour as fuck milk
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904302
Shhh
Shhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904296

How would you feel about rooming with Monkey Women From Mars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904302
Yeah.
There's a few more pics on Dan and Gel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904290
>REALLY BIG FUCKING BUGS.
>BIGGER THAN A PERSON.
I wonder if there are any genuinely spooky creepy crawlies in the Demon Realms.
>>12904304
Mein neger.
Although I'd rather be the shota that get sold to the lonely CC...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904302
Who?

>>12904306
You asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904310
I hate monkeys. No joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904162
>>12904185
More. I want to be angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904313
>Although I'd rather be the shota that get sold to the lonely CC...
Well just walk into Dickbad Dark Knight Dan's Bag of Magical Adventure and we can see about setting that up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904310
I'd love it.

Saiyan threesome would probably feel awsome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904317
>Who?
Big ass Anubis-like dude from League of Legends.

Used to be the Master of Ancient God-Library or something. Then his Ammit-expy brother went crazy, and he spent the rest of his life keeping him sealed and guarded instead. Then they wound up in the League.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904320

Oni born guy pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904319

Even Saiyans being the were-apes they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904305
>sour as fuck milk
Only if is not processed correctly (though that applies to all milk) Goat milk is sweeter than cows. Source: http://www.culturesforhealth.com/difference-cow-goat-milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904324
When genderbent he comes a qt

[Anonymous No.]

Popular new spectator sport in MGC
>Wurms!
>2 teams of 4 Wurms are loaded up with bazookas, grenades, dynamite, explosive-laden sheep, even laser designators for air strikes
>Dropped off on a deserted island in the middle of the pacific
>Objective is to blow members of the opposing team off the island and into the water, where they will be hauled aboard waiting tugboats

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904329
I mean 3D monkeys dude, sayians are cool, even if they look a bit too muscly here >>12904310

>>12904311
>>12904324
I think I have some doujins to re-examine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904336
>Winner get's a dragon-sized gold chalice
>Full of potential husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904336
I'd pay ludicrous PPV prices on DirectRape™ TV to watch that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904340

You do know the grand irony is that a Howler Monkey is actually a better pet than a Macaque, right?

The only problem is the death metal howling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904340
Which?
Tell. Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904321
Is it comfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904357
Sure kid, your favorite games are in there. And a puppy or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904353
Nah, I already found it's a different girl. A real girl.

>>12904335
>>12904311
>>12904286
Stop promoting faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

Updated translation to include
>>12902048 and >>12902051

http://pastebin.com/dPfiLZTC

I'm so ready for the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904351
You want to get your face ripped off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904362
sauce?
Got nothin' on google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904336
>Tune in tonight at 9 when the San Jose Cookie Commandos take on Denver's LeglessLoveLizards
The girls get to pick their team name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904367
Reversed google image search and found it in 3 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904367
puzzles and dragons doujin, dual cat realm.

[Anonymous No.]

I went ahead and made the rest of the Wonderland girls Delicious Brown to see how it'd look. Shame KC doesn't seem to be a big fan of it, we need more Brown girls.

>>12904328
>Implying

I'm submissive as fuck, though for tender loving femdom. But for some reason I love reading stories like this where the MC is screwed over and expected to smile. Stuff like this, the Tanuki making the Anon homeless, the Oomukade forcing some guy to date her via her venom, and later where he went on a trip with friends and she refused to give him venom causing him sickness.

I also love reading when the MC bitterly fights against it with willpower, even if it comes at the cost of their own life. Like the one where the Anon refuses to give into the Tanuki's deal, and she grows more desperate and worried, and even to death when he needs to be saved, Anon still refuses.

Anyone have that screencap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904375
thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904376
Should have used the chart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904376
There's different shades of brown, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting a sea bishop paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904385
Request denied

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904335
>She starts off as a dead fish in bed but gains a slight increase to sensitivity every time you cum in her
>Have a pretty tame marriage at first but by your 20th anniversary you need to buy new sheets and carpets nearly every week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904362
>promoting faggotry
Stop bitching about every 2litt+0 0t0hing.
Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904378
When you find it, don't read after this page if you don't like NTR. It's soft though, the master just wants to see her fucked by someone else, and she doesn't hate it.

You were warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904376

So you like dystopian stories then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904389
Fuck you alp enabler. You want to fap to guys, go to /d/ or /y/.

[Silberschreitener !KcX2gI/Vfg No.]

So I updated Pars 3 again, by significantly reducing what was there and reworking a large portion of what happens after they reach the tavern.

Because absolutely fuck everything I wrote following that, goddammit that was shit. Also fixed some mistakes in earlier parts, nothing worth a re-read though.

Anyway, enjoy:
http://pastebin.com/AYv8wmfD

[Anonymous No.]

OH Noes, yer sexy dragon wife is stuck in big dragon mode, what do you do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904391
Pfft, wrong page. This is the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904402
>alp enabler
Bitch-kun no bitching!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904397
I think it's moreso 'Humanity Fuck Yeah' and seeing raw willpower and a refusal to submit. Sort of like Gurren Lagann shit. An Inspirational display of the human spirit's refusal to give up and submit, even in the face of the impossible.

I don't even know why I like it since I want to be raped and serve a Monster Girl, but for some reason I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904406
TRAVEL THE WORLD and go on adventures

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904406
Tell my daughteru, who just played MH and DS, to not cut off her mother's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904410
>>>/y/
>>>/d/

Obviously you know what you did wouldn't b ewell received. You only got away with it because LoL is full of furshit and so we ignore it. But the secret is out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904295
Same person as always when it comes to translations.

>Get something new and useful translated, like the jewnuki story.
That will only be translated when the man working on Fallen Brides feels like it. You're gonna have to wait a year or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904411
Because you might be submissive, but not a bitch, it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904427
>strawmanning
Stop being such a douche man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904391
>don't read after this page if you don't like NTR. It's soft though,
He gets his in the second chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904434
Stop posting men in the guise of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904430
>Submissive
>Yet not a bitch

I didn't know this was possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904440
Maybe when you stop being a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904406
Cuddle? Do what this anon said >>12904412 and take advantage of the temporary increase to fly around on her? Maybe engage in some light vore-play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904438
You call that punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904451
>Spoiler
And what do you mean by that, anon?
Ignore the baseball bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904446
>Genderswapped
>Girl-ified
>Mikhail
Oh my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904446
How about you stop being a fag? It's a monstergirl thread. I know that's a dude too. Hell, could be said to be worse, that's a dragon given human form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904456
Having her suckle on my body like it's a lollipop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904465
I am trying really hard to imagine that but my brain isn't processing it properly without it screaming "but the teeth!"
I thought you meant full body licks or something Either way, be careful mentioning that stuff here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904461
How about you stop complaining and deal with it? You're the only person who has a problem, or at least the only one voicing it loudly like a child.
It's a monstergirl regardless. Even if genderswapped, it's still one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904470
Fuck off fujoshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904471
>fuck off
Can't come up with anything better? Even with your witty rhetoric?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904468
Maybe less like a lollipop and more like a soother or something? Something you stick in your mouth and suck on without swallowing or chewing or anything. And well, full-body licks would be included either way, obviously.

And as for teeth, I can't imagine it being all that different from a blowjob, just on a larger scale. Long as she's careful, I can't see it being much of an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904477
Don't need to, look at the OP and >>12904306
you knew what it could cause. Now you deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904479
See, it's because I'm not into vore like you that's making me have a difficulty understanding what you mean
But, you're into whatever you're into. Don't try to explain it any simpler. I think I have a grasp on what you mean.
But seriously, be careful mentioning that stuff here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904484
>Can't post monster girls
>Because they're genderswapped from other characters
>Even though they're still monster girls in the end
You're looking for any excuse to quibble aren't you?
What's next? We can't post Minos because the original Minotaur was male?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904485
I know. I think it's just one of those things that gets a bad rap because some people just take it to a horrifying extreme.

I just like the idea of a full-body blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904491
All monstergirls are female, they were beasts before, you are deliberately posting men. Stop playing innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904491
Someone said Minos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904492
I see I see. It's true too. When you think of that, the first thing that pops up is the extreme
Like I said, you're into whatever you're into

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904495
Just to point out, some MGs were previously MALE beasts.

Also, Alps.

Genderswapping is pretty well an integral part of this thread's so-called "Culture". Long as they're actually girls in the pics, as they have been, there's no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904495
Quit quibbling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904501
>MALE beasts.

[citation needed]

Alps can die in a fire as well.

>>12904503
Quit posting men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904257
I want a Dopey Cow Girl who sticks her tongue out SO BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904515
Do you get off on pretending to be stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904515
>men
Have you even passed 3rd grade?

[Anonymous No.]

Can we get back to posting real MGs now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904532
Awooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12903674
I want to help get Ms. Krabs a date. Later, I want to be Ms. Krab's date advisor to help her keep from spending all her money on her date. I then want her to constantly pressure me to give her money, and then yell at me when she spends it.

And every time she pressures me to give her money, she tells me that we're not talking about △ or ▢, we're talking about ◯.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904527
I'm not the one posting males.

>>12904531
Get help.

[Anonymous No.]

As someone who recently had some minor dreams crushed by a long-term abusive relationship, which monstergirl would be the best at healing your soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904545
Let me use your own logic for you.
That cat is an MMO character.
Therefore, the person it represents is obviously male.
Therefore, male.

Therefore you are a hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904545
>get help
Is it possible to report him for being THIS stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902180
Meh~...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904551
Angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904551
I think that would depend anon.

What kind of healing would you want? What kind of wounds do you have?

Do you wish to be gently nursed, all warm and cozy?
Do you want to adventure forth, forgetting your worries as you travel?
Do you want to be dominated, made to have all your cares be turned to desire for your mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

Choose

1.tsundere
2.yandere
3.dandere
4.kuudere
5.fuck character archetypes
6.3D
7.Thugdere
8.drugdere(Smoking blunts all day erry day)

based on most popular choice I will write a story

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904554
I want to bow down at Anubis' feet.

And I dunno, probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904552
The character has it's own identity, it's a female, the gender of the person playing it doesn't matter, and I'll say it again, monsterGIRL thread. You are posting genderswapped males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
Dandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
>no deredere

Worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904575
Genderswapped Males are Females.
Females are Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904551

Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904551
Almost any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904581
fine deredere option added

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
I like Kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904592
Deredere it is then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
7

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
I like the Glacies and my favourite monstergirl is the Mantis you figure it out m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
Kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904586
Don't overload his preschool mind anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904586
Original is male, the character doesn't change. If you post rule 63 of link, guess what, Link is still male, that is his gender, period. You want to talk about alps, I can't stop you, it's canon, but stop bringing guys and selling them as girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
Thuggin' love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
Yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904608
Jesus chrisy, you ARE this dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904604
>>>/tumblr/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904618
He's trolling us, you realize. And we're kinda going along with it pretty stupidly easy.

H-He is just trolling right? N-No one can be this stupid...

[Anonymous No.]

LAST VOTE 3 FOR KUUDERE 2 FOR YANDERE AND THUGDERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904618
>>12904624
Say what you will, go fap to men elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904629
Thugdere
To tie it up

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey kid, take me out on a date, or I'll bloody your nose."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904629
Yan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904634
>"Fuck you ya fluffy cunt I'll break your arse!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904201
>>12904201
What if your roommate was your girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
Yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904634
>Telepot Behind her
>"Psh...nothing personal...kit."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904624
It's very likely trolling.
We should ignore him, maybe his mother will tell him its bed time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904629
Yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904574
>>12904613
>>12904637
>>12904648
Yandere it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904649
"He's fast!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904515
Ok I haven't been even paying attention to this argument so far but how the hell else do you think monsters survived and wared with humans for so long unless they could reproduce. Also I'm pretty sure it would be easy enough to find your source so go find it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904656
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904658
>"You're too slow, Nappa."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
Thugdere please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904656
Yay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904656
Blast it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904559
Mostly the second one I suppose, although the first would be great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904652
>trolling

Riiight. If your gender bender fetish is more popular, why don't we see more of it in the thread? Why don't people talk about it outside of alps? Because people want genuine females. But I'm trolling because I want that as well and not a guy with a sex change, fuck me right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904661
Burden of proof is on you. You're complaining because you know you're talking out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904674
Sure, okay.
Whatever you say. Janitor will clean up this mess hopefully soon anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904673
In that case, something like a Salamander, Jinko or another more active type may be best to heal you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904634
Looks like I'll have to use... That!
*unsheathes brush the size of a sword*
Prepare yourself Fox.
*leaps into the air and does a somersault*
*lands behind her*
*brushes her tail*
Heh... Too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904680
>Filename
I am okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

In the previous thread:

Depthy Anon makes me wish I could into depth perception.
Orc nemeses rise to power.
Loen kills everyone everywhere with babies.
Anon posts an aircraft scenario as part of his plan.
Superego updates his story about Anton, the Sax-Man.
Anon draws a short-haired anubis.
Spending the night with a loving arachne onee-san.
Pseudo-matango mushrooms drive the final nail into the coffin of the local "Hug a Mantango" business.
DIO spends quality time with his monstergirl daughter.
Nyanon runs from a chesire cat. It's that dormouse blood in his veins, I tells ya.
The paladin and the succubus have a sing-off.
Background chuuni suddenly starts turning heads.
Wurm goes to space and becomes Mr Fantastic.
/mgt/ continues on their monstergirl internet love quest.
Nuezou draws a weresheep to celebrate the new year.
We learn how to conduct MGC College panty raids.
/mgt/ teases /hbg/.
The MASTER THIEF attempts to steal the most valuable loot of all: love. It kind of works out.
Kitsoviet posts chapter two of the Uncharted Island.
Bromont updates his CC yuki-onna story. ( Archived here: >>118762720)
Penywise updates volume two of the Rusalka story.
GWS posts A Cat Is Fine.
Lactose-intolerant Anon spends time with a holstaurus.
/mgt/ learns that you can't choose your waifu's friends.
Silberschreitener posts part 3 of Across the Land Twice Over.
Wurm becomes all the world leaders.
Maritan draws Mari in her boob-window sweater.
Even monstergirls have their hearts broken on Valentine's Day.

Unfulfilled dreams: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Fulfilled dreams: http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk

What? I'm not late posting this. Not at all. Now hush, you. Shh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904680
>Anubis the judge of the dead = / = This wolfgirl

Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904691
>Got into the Recap twice
So this is the true power of being noticed by sempai

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904698
>wolf girl
You're trolling.
It's more obvious than a KKK member at the million man march.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904701
You fucking nigger.

I'll steal his attention from you one day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904691
>MGK no longer appearing
I'm a pretty blue panda bear right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904706
We'll just see about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904691
>Anon Draws a short-haired Anubis
WHAT.
WHAT.
Someone! Link! Please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904709
>Blue panda bear
We don't speak Gree around these parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904709
Sorry. They come every thread, and there's not really any single event which I can easily summarise. I'll try to include them more often.

>>12904713
Here: >>12889065

(Going to go to bed now. I'll read replies and stuff in about 5 hours' time.)

[Anonymous No.]

You know what we need?

Some human superheroes in MGC.
Maybe a MGC Kamen Rider

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904722
Hello, KamenAnon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904703
Bear with me, anyone is the judge and scribe of the dead, he along with whats their faces decides who goes where when they die.

MGE anubis is the commander of the mummies and the pharaoh assistant. Based off of the mythological counterpart? Undeniable. The same being? Afraid not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904719
Ah, that one.
Thanks for the link. Agree with the one anon who replied, does need work, but shows promise at least.

Eh, short-hair a cutest. Have commission ideas for a couple short-haired Anubis pics m'self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904722
>>>/m/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904725
Not who you're thinking about.

I just used Kamen Rider as a reference because that character is an actual hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904722
>>12904725
They are the most eligible men in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904703
And MGE anubis belongs to the wolf family so I don't know what your problems is. Just to be a dick, the real Anubis was a jackal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904727
>>12904735
>still quibbling

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904735
Technically Anubis was designed after an Egyptian Jackal, which was later discovered to actually be a wolf species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904564
Late on the draw, but mix of 6 and 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904739
>still salty his bout to alp the threads is not going anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904733
>putting that skank near based Eiji

The only way it could be worse is if you put her near Kuuga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904634
Thanks for the clothing idea. Hellpup soon, give me 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904750
>alping the thread
Stop strawmanning. It's not making you look any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904742
And?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904753
>20 minutes
Wait, who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904754
>look any better.

You misunderstand my motives completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904753
Loen?
>MGK Hellpup

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904751
Simply saying, they're clearly desirable.
His Phoenix Waifu is gonna pop up any second now, back from her popsicle run, and tell the Succubutt to scram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904376

>Making all the girls dark

You fucking faggot, I want to murder you for making Jabberwock a weird skin color when she was delicious Lancaster creme color schemed before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904760
The
>Stop liking what I hate
Intentions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904376
>I also love reading when the MC bitterly fights against it with willpower, even if it comes at the cost of their own life. Like the one where the Anon refuses to give into the Tanuki's deal, and she grows more desperate and worried, and even to death when he needs to be saved, Anon still refuses.

Didn't see that part, hope someone can share it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904656
Hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904771
Sure, if that is what you want to think. Trust me. Hate me all you like, but trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904763
Oceans would be cummed if you showed them the final Gaim fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904780
Shall we have ANOTHER strawpoll to prove you wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904786
Nigger you know those are rigged

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904784
Every kind of Lizard, Oni and Ogre would cream themselves at once upon witnessing the final battle between Kuuga and N'Daguva-Zeba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904790
You're right.
And since we can't prove it either way, and since you're the only one who has a problem with it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904786
Polls mean nothing, easily cheated and the posters fluctuate due to time of day, there's no way to get a solid, reliable consensus in anything but to let things pass naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904792
So would the more nerdy ones like Shotaro and Philip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904634
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904793
>he's the only guy who doesn't want a dude with a chassis change

Afraid not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904793
>and since you're the only one who has a problem with it...
>we're all so gay here!

I think you want /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904804
In the end they are still MGs.
Regardless, they still have breasts, vaginas, ovaries, a womb, ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904793
I'm not >>12904780
I just think this argument is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904797
One would think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904810
Whatever gets you through the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904811
It IS pretty retarded.
One side is just considerable less retarded than the other, but still is nonetheless for falling for the other's trolling attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904816
>I never took a health class

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904810
And the ones you're posting are guys, not even alps, you just want guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904819
>I subscribe to made up definitions about gender

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons, if you act rude you'll end up in the Wolfu pit during a full moon like in >>12900165

But with very horny Wolfus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904820
>guys
You keep using that word. They're still GIRLS in the pics.
Quit being such a homophobe that you assume they're still men because someone decided to 63 them. They don't even have an adam's apple for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

So I just posted a really small Jack-related update. Will keep on writing for a bigger one but I thought since the last update was mostly rewrite that you guys deserved something new sooner.

http://pastebin.com/ZZC24tUf Starts at line 2606.

Hope you enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904828
They. Are. Men. Period.
You want genderfluid bullshit or whatever else, you know where to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>The one faggot is still trolling.
>The other faggot is still falling for it.
Can't we just go back to talking about MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

Couple things earlier in the thread got me thinking.
>Be Hellhound, hired muscle for the city's biggest crime boss
>She's actually alright for a wight
>Mention in an idle moment you're getting bored with breaking thugs and petty crooks, she sends you to a guy who knows another guy
>Guy says he can get you the goods, 100% untouched, guaranteed confidential, free home delivery. Just gotta pay more than you'd make in a year of honest work.
>Whole thing seems pretty shady but the boss vouched for em (indirectly) so there's no chance of them ripping you off.
>Ask how long you've got and he just laughs, "We don't do rentals with the virgins, not much point right? What you do with him after delivery is your business. Not like he's gunna tell anyone what we look like."
>Laughs like he just said the funniest thing in the world. Fuckin creep.
>Coming home the next night and see the ribbon tacked to your door. Delivery made.
>Open the door and get hit in the face with the sexiest smell you can imagine. Fear, shame, and arousal all mixed up and laced with the faint but distinctive scent of virgin.
>Take your time getting ready, want to savor the smell. Practically dripping by the time you head for the source.
>Open bedroom door and see him bound up and gagged on your bed.
>Bit smaller than you expected. A lot smaller actually. Makes sense now that you think about it, going this young is probably the only way to find virgins in this city.
>It ain't really your thing, but you decide to make the best of it.
>Take off the gag and whisper about all the lewd things you're going to do as you untie him.
>Take blindfold off last. Hesitate a bit when he jerks and gasps every time you move it. It's sticking to his face so you sort of peel it off slowly.
>Ah. Wasn't a blindfold. Was a bandage. They cut his eyes out. Guess that's why the creep was laughing.
>Your cunt just went from Amazon to Death Valley in 5 seconds flat. Gotta be some kind of record.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904835
Sure, are they female?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904835
I'll stop and continue posting pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904836
That last line. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904753
Done, but this will be the only one for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904835
I want to fuck a smug monster full of silly.

I want to fuck her so hard she's the one that goes through the floor instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904846
>shirt

Oh I just want to bully her and never stop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904656
Fuck. You hadn't slept in 26 hours. Trying to finish that thesis for your masters had been harder than you thought. Downing another shot of redminotaur you decide to go back to work. As you begin typing away your eyes begin to close. You shouldn't had spent all that time on netflix. Just a few minutes wouldn't hurt. Right? You decide to go to sleep. You plunge to the deep dark sea of the unconcious.
-------------------------------------------------------------
She slowly begins to pick the lock. She didn't want to disturb you while you were cutely sleeping. Aftet struggling for a while, the door stood ajar. She sneaked in, careful not to wake you up. You were there snoring away on the living room desk, with your laptop screen filled with text. She walked up to your sleeping figure. She began running her fingers through your face, caressing your lips like that of a person touching an art piece. "Anon~ Your lips are parched~" She slowly begins to lick your tongue, savoring every taste amd every inch of skin that she touched.

continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904846
Oddly the same image I've had for 2nd grader Hellhound.
Odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904841
>godzilla is asexual
>don't even who the fuck the other one is

Eh, but if resume posting males, prepare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904445
Butlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904753
Went full baka and forgot the fire on her eyes. Fixed now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904853
Very yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904836
>Those last 3 lines
Oh dear lord.

Well, at least she's sickened by it too.
Time to visit the Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904857
>prepare
For whining kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904860
Awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904860
>All that everything

BAAAAAAAAASSSSED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904587
Yeti hugs can cure everything, unless you're too hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904865
For [/spoiler]my counter.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904860
Damn nigga, that's kawaii

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904864
>Well, at least she's sickened by it too.
I don't think you read that correctly, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904853
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904860
Now if only you'd do 2nd Grader Salamander.
But you said it was the only one you're doing tonight, so I'll ave to request another time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904886
Was there a ryu too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904876
>I don't think you read that correctly, anon
>Your cunt just went from Amazon (Soaking wet) to Death Valley (Dry as a bone) in 5 seconds flat. Gotta be some kind of record.

The...discovery, utterly killed her arousal. If that's not a sign of her disgust at what had been done to get her "Purchase" to her, then what is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904876
What would you call it then? Her arousal vanished. She's not gonna fuck a guy who got a back alley extirpation and is eyeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904890
In MGK? Yes, and a Wyvern, Lich, Mino, Holst, Faceless kid who becomes Holst's husbando, Werewolf, Kikimora, Kitsune, Yuki Onna, Yeti, Girtablilu cardboard cutout, Echidna, Junko the homeless bum, Wurm, Sandworm, Pharaoh, Anubis, Ophy, 6th grader Jabberwock, 3rd grader snotty Shirohebi, Albino Lamia with peanut brittle for bones and hemophilia, one-shot Ushi Oni, Dark Elf, and P'Ork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904865
This image and title reminds me of the manager from Working!

For some reason I've always wanted satou to get brainwashed by the chief's constant praise of her, go confess his love, and have the manager get shocked into full dere for him by the unexpectedness and manliness of his confession. Is this how NTR fetishes start? /offtopic

[Anonymous No.]

I need to post this.
Because reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904900
>Will not be available now or ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904900
>Modeler wasn't a retard like KC and gave her four fingers
Yaaaay

Yeah I know he fixed it later, but he's still an idiot for forgetting in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904900
Why is her stomach startled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904829
thanks YBA, never enough jabberwock love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904853
With your lips stained with her saliva she began to stop her assault. She began to violate your mouth. She met her lips with yours and began to penetrate your lips. Trying to grasp your tongue, she moves around every nook and cranny of your mouth drinking in your saliva. Her tongue grasps your tongue like an animal and begins to intermingle with your tongue seemingly interchanging fluids. She quietly moans inside of your mouth apparently taking great pleasure. After a few seconds of more mouth-rape, she slowly begins to pull away. As she exits your mouth, a single string of mixed saliva was hanging between the lips. "Anon, that was delicious~ Every part of you is so so so yummy!" with that she slowly begins to rub her legs. "E-Everytime I see Anon I get wet. Being in your presence just feels so gooood~" She slowly begins to take you out of the chair and begins to lay you down to the warm carpet. A dark spot could be seen from her sweatpants slowly spreading across her groin.

feedback welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904906
She's in alert mode.
Poke her belly and the MGS alert sound will ring out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904824
Is that a bad thing? I'll admit I'd rather go to the Holstaurus planet in a full red suit as the first human they've seen in a year or two but the wolf pit doesn't sound too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

You are out one night in the bad part of MGC, don't ask me why but every MGC has a bad part, this one happens to be about a 10 block area, perhaps its to make those certain types of MGs feel at home, who knows, anyway
You are walking along when a Manticore drags you into one of those typical dark alleyways and pushes you to the ground.
>"Look what I caught" she says with a big smug smile, tail snatch hovering near your face.
You simply look at her and say "I really do not think this is a good idea."
She starts laughing and sys "oh and what will you do? beg me not to? I shall have you savor my pussy and make you cum alot"
He laughs catching her off guard and says "I think my wife might have something to say about that." pointing behind her.
The manticore grins and says"I am not falling for..."
When suddenly a very large clawed hand grabs her by the shoulder, and with a very surprised look she turns and see a full (big) reddish gold dragon standing, No, make that towering behind her...


Who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

I want more humanoid MGs that can satisfy my clothing fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904905
The funny thing is, looking back at the oldest profile on Danbooru, I don't see much of a difference.

I don't think KC changed it later on, just added definition to make it more apparent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904920
The dragon, DUH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904921
Is that even a MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904920
Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904920
The Dragon obviously. Christ Anon, that was like asking who wins: An Oni or a normal human bean

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904923
>I don't think KC changed it later on

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904928
Probably some 2hu since they're all mostly humans anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904935
Oh right, the book profile.

Knew I was forgetting something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904928
It's female at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904898
>Faceless kid who becomes Holst's husbando
Oh this sounds amazing. More?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904938
Yes, it is a Touhou. Sakuya Izayoi.

The funny thing is, even by Touhou standards, she's not an MG. Just a Human Girl with a Magic Watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904938
If it's a Touhou then it's most likely Sakuya, who's entirely human.

>>12904940
>Still going on about that
Bitch-kun no bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904945
>Teostra is a male Elder Dragon introduced in Monster Hunter 2.

Sure, as soon as MR. Popularity here stops posting guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904931
>human bean
>bean

You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904953
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904954
Anon, seriously. I know not all of us are a walking encyclopedia of monster knowledge but if you're here, you could at least try to appear interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904162
>Anon is thrown into the bedroom by his new "wife"
>He bounces off the bed the was thrown into and wheels on her his hand at his own throat, like claws.
>"You take one step and I'm crushing my own windpipe, bitch." Rage and anger seethes off him like waves
>The girl infront of him begins to shake in laughter, before rushing up and leaning into his face, a shit eating grin so wide it deforms reality
>"IT WAS ALL A RUSE. You've been tricked! By me! The 20,000 will come out of my personal account, I BRIBED the courts, AND THE POLICE. YOU KISSED ME FOR NO REASON!"

How do you react, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904957
Oh.
OH! That was unintentional! I completely forgot about that. I was making a joke, but it seems I made a joke within a joke

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like writing something tommorow. Too bad my regular writing style is weird. Really weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904964
I-What?

What even? I am confuse.

[Anonymous No.]

Currently writing a Hellhound short.

Should Hellhounds put collars on their men or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
Pretty Luth pictures say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904964
I give her my blankest stare until she's spewing spaghetti. Then I ask her why she couldn't ask me out normally instead, since she just revealed I'm not legally bound to do shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
Don't care, won't be reading it.

Do what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904964
>He bounces off the bed the was thrown into and wheels on her his hand at his own throat, like claws.
>her his hand at his own throat
While we appreciate the effort please make sure to proof-read your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904966
You've been hanging around Charon for too long anon, puns have become a natural part of your vocabulary. There is no cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
No, unless she wants him to tear his throat out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
Yes please, Collars are olev and perfection, especially when given by a loving dom dog girl. Who wouldn't want to wear a collar for their loving waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904964
Someone's getting their hands shoved down the garbage disposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
No because they actually love their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904986
>There is no cure
Blast it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904986
>implying Charon's puns are love and life

If she was a bit smugger I'd fuck her through the boat and make her my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
Only if she wears a matching one. Even then, prefer that she not collar her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904836
I hope she makes her Wight boss take responsibility for involving her with this blackened back-alley sordid bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904991
Are you trying to start a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904860
>You will never have a Human son who is bullied by this girl and her sisters, who live across the street.
>You will never laugh it off as just Monster Girls being Monster Girls.
>"Are ya winnin' son?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
Slavery a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905007
>Underboob
>Pantyhose
Oh, i have to turn down my heater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904985
>her, his hand at his own throat
All I missed was a comma, man. Be more forgiving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904994
>Collars aren't loving

Fuck you too m8, if a girl buys you a nice collar, she wants to show you that she really loves you and wants you forever, and to never ever let you go and lose you. It's a really close and intimate love symbol.

I really hope maledomfags don't try and ruin collars like they did the Amazon with 'muh husband beater' 'muh slavery'. Collars are nice.

>>12904975
Keep the collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905007
I'd walk through her gap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904991
Hellhounds and men should wear matching scarves

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905014
Collars are symbols of ownership and submission. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905014
You're a fucking retard for thinking collars aren't a symbol of ownership.

Collars are for marking your pet saying it's yours so that nobody steals it, they're not for showing love and affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905010
>Team bully
I like this. Who could they be, besides Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905022
>>12905023
Aren't rings the same thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905007
>start a fight
You're not even posting MGs. If anyone starts a fight it's you.
Now quit enforcing things that nobody but you and one other person have complained about.
The other side should shut the fuck up and stop falling for each trolling attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905022
>>12905023
Not him, but
>Implying matching collars aren't the most romantic thing ever
You both own eachother, what's not to love? All a wedding ring is, is a collar for your finger. All a collar is, is a wedding ring for your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904975
Only if both of them are wearing matching collars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905023
>you can't love pets or show them affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905029
>>12905031
>trying to imply collars and rings are similar

Are you being serious?

Fuck it, I can't argue with brick walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905038
>trying to imply they're not

Are you being serious?

Fuck it, I can't argue with brick walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905007
No, please, I didn't want to fap again tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905038
Both denote ownership, both denote care and love. You don't buy a collar for a stray mutt. You don't accept a collar from a stray mutt either. Face it, it's little more than a wedding band for the neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>"You have to wear this collar Anubis, tomorrow when you oversee the workers."
>"Otherwise I'll tell them about how much you squealed when your paws were massaged."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905038
Don't waste your time arguing with the slave boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905030
>momiji
>yukari
>not MGs

Filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905025
Oh, I was thinking the entire litter of Hellhound pups.

Even the runt of the litter gives Anon a hard time, but none of the adults seem to do anything about it.

They might play a bit ruff sometimes, but it's just kids messing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905022
>>12905023
>What is context
It's very clear the use of a collar and 'ownership' with a Hellhound's husband and one for a pet are two entirely different things.

You know, a sign of autism is being unable to see things outside of one singular role.

>>12905031
>>12905032
>Matching Collars
Eh, I can see the appeal, but if it's a very clear sub/dom relationship, I don't see much point in the Hellhound wearing one since it's clear the husband won't be doming her anytime soon. I suppose it depends on how OP's writing the two. If it's more of an equal/switch, than matching collars would be fine, but if she's the one in charge, than he should wear the collar, and stay behind to do housework and cook and raise the daughterus like a good husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905048
>"You have to not be embarrassed about it or I'll tell Pharaoh what you wrote about her on the local wall."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905038
>>12905044
Collars are for pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905055
>he should wear the collar, and stay behind to do housework and cook and raise the daughterus like a good husband.
Anon, you are a shit waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905051
What makes Yukari an MG?
Momiji counts, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905055
>I'll call autism to undermine him

I don't care, slaveboy. Any MG tries to put a collar on me she or I is getting dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905056
>Those pencil thin arms
>That pencil thin leg
>The messed up anatomy
Hmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905055
It's also stupid to try and argue how a fictional thing's use of an object means shit on its actual use.

Collars are for pets, go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905048
Just thought I'd note, I always viewed that one especially as her blushing as she offers this collar to "Just a slave", who is in fact her favorite above all others. Not just as a slave, but a person altogether. But she's too embarrassed to simply state it, and so she gives him the collar, telling him to wear it so that she knows he belongs to her. And so that at night, she can be less embarrassed about showing him how she belongs to him.

That's the kinda thing I was thinking when I asked Luth to draw that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905066
Whoa there internet tough guy.

We get it, you dom all the ladies and have them begging for your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905063
Eldritch abomination whitout a real form that is the embodiment of mankind's fear of the unknown. Bullshit powers to the extreme.

Are there any /jp/ natives here? Could one of you post "The Motherfucking Yukari" pasta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905072
>not wanting to be a pet means you're a dom

Who's autistic now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905068
Maybe she's being starved? Or the artist isn't good with anatomy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905076
Shooting for the latter here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905073
>Eldritch abomination whitout a real form
She's a fucking Gap youkai you fucking idiot. Even then, calling a youkai from Touhou a MG would be impossible unless it was certain characters like the mermaider or werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905062
N-No I'm not! Plenty of Monster Girls would want a traditional house husband to provide them emotional support and tend to the care of things, while they tenderly protected me! I'm prime waifu material just begging to have my hand held!

>>12905066
You should get a mantis waifu, her blades are almost as edgy as you.

>>12905070
Again,
>Unable to see things outside of one role.
>>>/autismspeaks.org/

>>12905071
Then you have some good tastes there, and are my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905056
Wow, she looks pretty human here. I still can't get over the stomach markings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905083
Save it for tumblr mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905083
Fall off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905082
Don't forget the fairies.

All the goddamn fairies.

And Koa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905086
But's that's just one of her prominent features.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905082
That's why I asked for the pasta that could explain it better than I could. Why are you complaining, is it because she's "cosplay tier?" Well what about vampire, dark priest, hinemizu, elves, and the rest? Or are monstergirls only monstergirls when they have extra bits? What about witches? You have no reason to complain. More to the point, it's board related, so cry harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905101
Breddy good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905073
She's Maribel turned into a youkai. What you see there is the reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905101
Thank you Hound.

Cows a shit though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905096
Or Ran, Remillia, Flandre, and the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905104
>going by the pasta
She has ZERO traits for an MG.
Vampires at least have fangs and pale skin. Dhampire and Witches somehow count in MGE, but not everywhere else. In some setting Dhampire even HAVE fangs.
If you're posting Touhous then post the ones related to the THREAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905101
Damn, the patience a man has to have for those scales...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905113

Yep, Gensyoko is filled with monster girls.

Shame any guy who goes for one needs a hell of lot of plot armor to not die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905101
Holy shit hound.

Good job man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905124
>MGs
Youkai, not MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902992
>This comic

God that was masterful. The best part is nearly every panel alludes to the ending while remaining perfectly hidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905124
Most youkai won't kill humans if they can challenge them to a spell card duel.
In other words, learn how to fly and use danmaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905111
You're a bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905138
It's like KC land.
Humans can only be killed by other humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905121
I can post whatever touhou I want, if case you missed it, this is the touhou board, and I don't have to go by YOUR definition of monstergirl. If witches and women with supernatural powers count as monstergirls, and they do, I can post all the reimu I want in spite of her having no extra bits. Cry. Harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905113
>Male
The fuck did we just get through explaining about 'muh gender bend' shit? You're as worse as those fags who say that collars are good for men to wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905138
Well, the flying part is easy.

Just got to throw myself at the ground and miss.

I would try and train under Meiling. I would suck compared to her but it would be fun until I accidentally pissed Sakuya off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905146
Get a load of this tough guy over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905147
Went we went through was one person saying genderbent things are still men even though they're now women due to their original identity, and the other trying trying to the the other guy how he's an idiot despite falling for his idiotic trap.
Either way, it's still a monstergirl in the pic so nobody can really complain about it since it's related to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905147
>you're as worse

It's like you're too mad for your brain to process.
Hopefully you'll have an aneurism and stop shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905113
>male
>again

This guy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905156
If you want guys, why are you here? Don't even say "but they're girls" because you have been posting exclusively male characters as MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905158
Bitch-kun really needs new material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905164
>male characters
>being this retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905151
You wanted something?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to beat some of you people with an alp wearing a bear suit.

Fuck I would rather spend time with a group of alps over you people if I could

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905146
>>12905170
>Humans
JANITOR CARPET BOMB PLZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905171
Gaaaay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905167
>>12905165

Mikhail is male.
Teostra is also male.
The one from earlier from League of Legend is also male.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

Forgot a few things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905170
I was gonna ask if you would stop being a shithead, but I doubt you have the mental capacities to follow through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905173
At least alps know how to fucking have fun!

If there was an alp club during my high school days I'd join it and have so much fucking fun bullying and lazily cuddling with the lot of them in between watching TV and playing games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904691
>Orc Nemesis's rise to power

Yes!

I DID IT!

VGTG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905172
You're gonna report me for posting touhous in the touhou board? Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905175
Wow.
Their original characters are male.
SO. FUCKING. WHAT. They're female and MGs in the pic, so you do not have any right to complain about it.
And quit posting Reimu, since she's not related at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905178
All I want, is for fujoshit kun to stop the genderbend spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905183
>touhou board

Troll harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905177
You did good, Hound. You did good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905184
Miko with mystical powers, sort of like a witch, how is she not related again? Also, one post above you if you would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905187
How about you all stop with your shitty spamming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905177
Damn you Hound, why are you so good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905188
>1.All images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests (kigurumi, idols, mahjong, tea).

[Anonymous No.]

I blame the super zealous maledomfags for all the shitposting. Let's change the subject.

What would you think would be a fun place to take your monster waifu to? I bet the aquarium would be incredibly fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905199
Ski resort up in the mountains

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905190
This isn't the Touhou board you mongoloid.
And she's 100% human.

>>12905199
Farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905199
And I blame the obnoxious femdomfags, but that won't solve anything, will it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905199

1100 posts left at least
11 images left

You all suck, especially you 2hu and boatposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905196
See >>12905188

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905199
To the MGC Hunting Grounds.

Also the MGC Paintball Warzone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905205
See >>12905196

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905212
See >>12905210

There's more to the rules than that, mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905199
Movie and a dinner.

Although I would prefer just to cuddle with her at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905208
>Someone asks if character should have husband wear collar
>Some say yes
>Some say no
>"YOU FEMDOM SLAVEBOYS COLLARS ARE FOR PETS AND SLAVES I'D KILL MYSELF AND HER IF SHE EVER THOUGHT OF PUTTING A COLLAR COLLARS ARE GARBAGE YOU'RE GARBAGE"

I wonder who could be responsible for these shitposts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905213
Of you say so. Which MG is the most laid back of all, giving zero fucks?

Hard mode: No weresheep or Dormouse.
Nightmare Mode: No kuuderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905220
The exact same troll/Bitch-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905220
Right, but let's not pretend all maledomfags are in on it.

You wanna have a boogeyman, that's fine, but leave the rest of us out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905220
Upstanding men who will not be made into pets or toys. Our kind run the world. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905226
One bad apple spoils the bunch, anon.
You image will be sullied because of one special needs kid voicing his opinion and posting human touhous. Just accept your fate and work on improving your image once the damage is dealt.

[Anonymous No.]

5227.
Report and Ignore people.
Report and Ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905227
>our kind rule the world

ohwaityouwereserious.jpeg

Fun fact: most of the world's leaders in business and politics are actually subs in the bedroom.

Turns out, when you're rich and powerful, it's exciting to be under someone else's heel in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905205
Okay, besides her age and purpose, tell me how she differs from the MGE witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905221
Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905232
Fuck you.

Die in a fire you cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905232
What does the touhou posting have to do with the collarshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905242
First off, do you REALLY think we accept everything about MGE?
Or are we just MGEG?

[Anonymous No.]

Ya'll niggas need a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905241
>most of the world's leaders in business and politics are actually subs in the bedroom.

Proof? You have their confessions, or just studies no one gives a shit about?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905232
Eh, I don't really care what my "image" is.

I do care about the "we never do anything wrong" attitude some people on the femdom side have.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck all this infighting. Get over yourselves.
What sexual position would you like to do with your waifu on a daily basis? What girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905252
>MGEG

What?

>do you REALLY think we accept everything about MGE

Nice to know you speak for all because KC a shit, right?

Answer, if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905257
Um, what am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905258
Both sides have bad apples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905259
A Cheshire on hand-holding leg-locking missionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905265
Yeah. I think it's safe to say that we're all shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>You and your favorite MG have become mortal enemies
>Something--only you, she, and Ilias know what--SOMETHING happened between the two of you in the past
>Ever since then, she has grown to hate you to the point of devoting her life to killing you
>Eventually, the fated final battle has come
>And when it inevitably comes down to either you or her, you choose yourself
>Leaving her to be sent plummeting to her own death
>You had hoped that afterwards, you would spend the rest of your days living in peaceful solitude
>Hoping to remember the good times you had spent with her, before everything went wrong
>And yet, in the days to come, you find yourself face-to-face with her once more
>Only this time, she seems lost
>You find that she is now a penniless wanderer who doesn't even remember your face
>You can only surmise that by some miracle, she had survived the fall, yet leaving her head damaged from the impact
>Who you are, where she came from, the terrible thing that separated the two of you, even her own name--these things had been completely lost to her now
>And now, here she was, a girl without memory, without shelter, and worst of all, without purpose
>What could one man do with one so broken?

In other words, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>Upstanding men run the world

Probably my favorite joke of the thread honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905267
Excellent taste Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905271
Nothing.

She tried to kill me, and I don't remember owing her anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905271

Kill her, immediately. No noble shit, she wanted us dead, dedicating her life to it. KILL HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905261
Do I think KC a shit? Personally I think he really needs a couple classes on world building, but he's not very bad.
However, do we use every character? Every spect of it? How about we ask everyone else?
Is Witch a MG? Is she one because she's in the MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905267
My man

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905271
I take her in and hope she changes. Hopefully We can avoid what made her hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905271
She get's a blade in her chest.

That's what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905275
>I don't remember owing her anything.

Damn. I may have forgotten to add that you were lovers before the incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905271
Take care of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905287
Either way, that person is dead.

She is nothing to me now.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, this is the worst /mgt/ has been in a while. What an awful night. Nothing but blatant shitposting all around. Fuck, you guys suck sometimes. Bunch of idiots.

>>12905271
Honestly, I think it'd depend on the thing that happened between us.

>>12905259
Anubis. From behind. On our sides. Spooning. Occasionally reaching a hand under her thigh to lift one leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905177

This is the version you want crabman to see yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905257
>she's feeding the fishermen

Well how nice of her. We need stories of monstergirls protecting/helping humans. And the reverse cause why the fuck not? For all our "love" of them, we seem really focused on the bad side lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905271
Take her in and nurse her back to health, and eventually after she's back on her feet, tell her as much as I can about her past life because no one should have to live wondering what their past was, no matter what. Whatever she wants to do after that is up to her.

It might be a trap or something, but I don't care, my bleeding heart hurts for stuff like that, especially cute girls in need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905256
>You will never work in MG Pest Control.
>You will never be assigned to clear out a long abandoned flat complex.
>You will never come across two 'tribes' of Mouse Girls, fighting each other in the forgotten hallways, levels and rooms of the sprawling building.
>You will never become trapped in the complex and find yourself up to your thighs in mausbutt when both tribes turn on you.
>You will never have to fight for survival and avoid being swarmed and captured, with only a small amount of mouse traps, cheese and a hazard suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905293
Love and hate are the strongest emotions.
They're also linked pretty closely.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12905291
mmmm

Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905281
>Is Witch a MG? Is she one because she's in the MGE?

You serious? Yes. And besides there are girls we don't talk about because reasons, like akaname, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, good night /mgt/.

I wish I could bash your heads in with a baseball bat sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905306
Just how is she a MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905300
I'd play that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905308
What are you up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905307
We love you too anon

no alp [\spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905309
It'd be great.

Climbing in air vents above Mouse Girls and listening to them talk.

Finding clues as to what happened to the apartment complex and how the Mouse Girl tribes came to be.

Capture results in a game over rape sequence.

Your goal is to escape without getting raped, because that would be work misconduct and will result in you being fired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905245
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

In an effort of continued battling against the shitposters.
Tell me, anons.

What does your waifu's kiss taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12899170
Delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905312
To put it simply: They're not really monstery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905318
This is sounding hauntingly familiar to something I'd rather not bring up.

>No rape

Not even a little?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905321
>Dragon
Like smoke and burnt meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905321
I'm...not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905321
>dark elf waifu

I like to imagine she tastes like Hersheys
or at least part of her does

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905327
A rape would mean a game over. So permadeath in a way.

Would need to start a new game, but the layout of the apartment complex will change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905325
Well, they are, or are you saying we can't talk about dark priest, elf, dark elf, dwarf, damphir, vampire, witch, troll, alice, ren, kikimora, angels and those other because "they're not monstery?" They are part of the encyclopedia. Are kitsune "monstery" they're just women with tails and animal ears attached. Are you kidding me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905321
One is like some sort of coppery-blood like taste. The other is scented with cinnamon and spice.
Yes, I want a harem. Tenderly loving multiple women and vying to give them all your attention and love throughout the day is my dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905331
Hue Hue Hue.

>>12905333
Damn, I like it. What about setting traps and scavenging for food and supplies, or are we ignoring too much irritation survival shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905334
vampire has fangs.
troll has giant hands/feet
kikimora have scaly feet and feathery tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905334
They're at least based off monsters or have monstery traits, even if some only have just fangs and maybe pale skin.
A Witch is just a mana charged loli with a goat skull staff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905338
And, is that monstery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905337

Less Dead Rising, more Condemned and Children of the Corn

>WE HAVE YOUR CAR KEYS OUTLANDER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905340
Yes, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905337
Traps yes and food and water too.

Running out of food and water causes you to pass out and be found and captured by Mouse Girls.

Maybe trading with one of the friendlier Mouse Girls. A Mouse Girl who dresses like the Resident Evil 4 merchant maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905339
So you want to obliate them because of that? Allow me to be the first to tell you fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905340
Yes.
Vampire fangs aren't just normal teeth. They're fangs, designed for piercing flesh and drinking the delicous blood underneath.

Trolls ands and feet are so big that you'd think they have elephantitis. Which is why they're self conscious about it.

Kikimora... I don't understand how you can call them not monstery. They literally have bird feet, feathers growing out of their skin, and a giant tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>Priest-kun in Monster Girl City
>Sets up an extremely small parish with a poor, homely Church and a tiny, but dedicated congregation (mostly Unicorns, they love this stuff)
>Has trouble finding an actual home. Simply lives in the basement of the Church.
>One morning awakens to over a hundred angry protesters with picket signs at the steps of the Church demanding that he leave.
>Signs read slogans such as 'RAPE IS LOVE' and 'DICK IS LIFE'
>Priest-kun calmly exits the Church in full vestments to address them
>"W-what seems to be the issue?"
>"YOU'RE MAKING YOUR MEMBERS ALL BE CELIBATE!"
>"No no no, we don't require celibacy."
>"Are YOU celibate?"
>"...Well, yeah-"
>"BOOOOOOOO!"
>"NO NO, it's only for Priests and Nuns and Monks! That's only about 1% of our members! S-so...we can, uh...focus on making the rest of the congregation happier!"
>"YEAH, BUT YOU SAID WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE!"
>"So you can...completely dedicate yourself to your husband? A-and if you wait until marriage it makes sex better because of the anticipation!"
>"...OKAY YEAH, BUT WE CAN'T DO IT ALL THE TIME!"
>"You can do it as long as it's procreative! As long as you're actively trying to reproduce and as long as you're married!"
>"..."
>"And we prevent our male members from ever wearing condoms!"
>Protest quickly disperses
>Ends up with 85 new converts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905271

Help her out as indirectly and avoid her if she tries to get my attention

http://i.imgur.com/yL1anU6.png

YOU CAN GO WHERE YOU WANT TO GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905344
You sir, are pushing all my buttons.

What about combat? Would there be environmental hazards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905271
Throw some spare change at her and walk away. The thread that once tied us has been cut for good. She's just a homeless qt3.14. And those always pull at my heart strings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905345
Well then tell me just how she fits in with the others and is a MG? And don't say because KC this or MGE that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905348

>Churches not having a dedicated set of quarters for staff or adjoining residence

Have you even been to a church built in the last fifteen hundred years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905347
>>12905343
>>12905339
Sorry, but I'm not humoring anymore. You sound like a bunch of tryhards looking for setouchi tier girls. I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905358
>I'll call them tryhards! I'll look cool then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905356
Ageless girl possesing magical power who feeds on Spirit Energy and is a cock hungry whore. Corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905351
I'm not sure about combat, I feel like 1st person would be good to be immersive. Maybe just plays out like a slow-paced fps.

Environmental hazards might stem from other Monster Girls. Such as a group of Slimes that live in the decrepit plumbing system, emerging at night to attack Mouse Girls and yourself.

An Arachne that lives in the attic and preys on Mouse Girls, but maybe turning her attention to you later in the game, setting traps for you.

Feral Pigeon harpies that live on the roof and on windowsills. Who are not very bright, but quite aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905358
>tryhards

Quick! Call us autists!
That'll show them you're right!
Then you can go masturbate over how awesome you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905364
But they look completely human.
Does being an ageless being make one a monster girl? Maybe in MGE, but not everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905362
I'll greentext to look superior and sophisticated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905368
>Thinking those were my intentions
I didn't even need to make you look bad, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905367
Yes well they belong in MGE. And if you think anyone is not gonna post their waifu, myself included, because she doesn't meet your "monster standards" you are insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905358
So anything not 94% human is setouci tier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905368
have retarded arugments over the internet all you want. but stop eating up the image count to look cool.

the thread needs those for drawfags to draw us porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905374

While I totally agree, you're super late in saying that. You know, what with only two images left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905365
Whoa, you've thought about this before. Maybe he finds something that weakens each type of monstergirl, allowing him to get way? It's make sense, since there's tribes and different species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905372
If KC put a literal turd in the MGE would you still defend it?
Regardless, they are in MGE but they don't exactly qualify for the thread itself. Otherwise anyone could post any ageless female being and call it a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905374
>saying this so late
>porn on a blue board

>>12905373
You're the ones insisting on the MONSTERgirl shit. I bet you want them to kill too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905375
I know.
but it feels good to say.
really wish people would stop doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905374
I have a new piece of OC Artwork related to the MGE.

But fuck it. This thread is so shit right now, I don't want to post it. It'd probably just get bitched at for being "Too human" or "Eating up the image count" or some shit.

You assholes can just keep bitching while I admire the lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905384
What? Can you ignore that asshole and post it please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905377
1. Don't be stupid.
2. It's the MGE and they're part of it, deal with it.
3. Don't even begin with thread standard shit because that's what got us here. Are you gonna become this thread's meta knight for monstergirl quality? Please do , so I can watch you be laughed out, the cosplay argument is older than dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905384
Post a link to it on imgur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905384
>Hey guys, look at this thing I have that totaly exists.
>But youuu caaaan't haaaave it.

Seems legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905384
Post it fag. Do not take these "too human" idiots seriously for a nanosecond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905357

It is a poor-ass Church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904829
I like this story but feel like the MC doesn't need any more crazy chics in his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905391
>>12905384
This. Pics or it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905386
>>12905390
>>12905391
>>12905392
Alright. But only because I'm such a nice guy.
And because I take pride in the shit I buy, and don't want some random faggot posting it after the artist gets around to putting it up on their pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905388
>meta knight for quality
>thread standards
>cosplay argument
>strawmanning

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905395
I agree with that.

For a supposedly "smart" MC, he shoots himself in the foot an awful lot of times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905397
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicceeeeeeeeeee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905397
First off, this is a blue board. Imgur that stuff.
Second off, what's with her nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905397
Meh, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905397
Nice but-her-face. Might just be the angle though. Makes her look sort of frumpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905397
Muh Dick.

>>12905377
You want to ban shit like this? Fuck you dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905403
>>12905407
I think it's more the lighting than anything. Lots of different elements and shadows

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905403
>>12905407
Are you guys doing the >tumbler thing again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905397
Son. You done good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12904836
>"Finish it. It'll make you feel better."
>Kid has another coughing fit trying to down the cup of whiskey you gave him. Weakest shit you've got and watered down to boot and he still looks like he's drinking fire.
>He hasn't said a word since you first saw him so it comes as a bit of a surprise when he finally does.
>Face half buried in the cup he whispers "are you really going to eat me?"
>Stare at him in confusion for a bit until you realize the lack of response is scaring the living shit out of him.
>"What? What are you talking - oh. Oh that. No, that isn't really meant literally. It's sort of a metaphor. And I'm not going to do it. Or- uh- any of that other stuff either."
>After a short pause he looks up slightly. That would probably be a cute upturned eyes pose if he still had eyes. Fuck, every time you think up something clever around this kid it makes you feel like shit.
>In an even quieter whisper he asks "Are you going to put something in my butt?"
>"What the fuck were those freaks doing to you!?"
>After jumping at your shout he babbles out "T-they, while they were tying me up they were talking about things their other customers-"
>You cut him off "Whatever they said I'm not doing it!"
>He lets out a huge sigh of relief. It's so genuine it startles you; this kid is pretty trusting.
>"I knew it. I knew they were lying. There's no way something that big would fit in my wiener."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905400
This part was voted on during the last choice though. Most of the time when it comes down to being brutal and efficient, people vote the other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905408
>thinking I want to ban this
>wurm banging head against wall spikes.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905412
Nigger, did I mention tumblr?
>>12905411
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905399
Nice greentext non argument, goodnight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905415
...Hellhound going on vengeance spree for her broken goods when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905415
Continue, please. I wanna read more about this hellhound who acquired a blind shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905419
>Marisa and Reimu taking last image spot
Why hasn't the janitor arrived again? Is nobody reporting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905415
You've peaked my interest. Continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905415
>>12905424
Yes yes. More. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905397
>bioluminescent cum
Best lich. I want to get discojizz and come on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905416
Shame really.

But I suppose the need for drama supercedes everything...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905397
too human
stop eating the image count
go back to tumblr

but no really. Nice image. Try to upload lewd onto imgur, though. Otherwise it might get deleted. Also, people that complain about eating up image counts usually mean faggots who post unrelated shit. You have not done that. Money well spent, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905431
>Lich needs a light to see where she's going in cave
>Makes you jerk off into a beaker
>Uses your glowing cum to navigate cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905271
Impossible to answer this without knowing the details of what went down between us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905415
Jesus. Poor kid. More.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905321
cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905417
So lich is not too human, in spite of having no extra bits whatsoever? Or is she monstery enough because she's purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905444
Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905321
Whiskey and cigarettes.

Don't judge me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905321
>Crow Tengu
I'm tempted to really just say sunflower seeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905448
She's undead, you goober. Zombies and ghosts don't have extra bits either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905448
1. Undead
2. Will not die if killed normally
3. Purple flesh
Based on the whole LICH monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905454
How about knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905454
>crow tengu

You mean TotallyNotAyaShameimaru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905455
>>12905458
Yet your main complaints have been that they look too human. Don't backpedal now.

So, can we post witches if we edit them purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905460
>Aya is a Tengu
>Therefore all Tengu are Aya
Cancerous tumor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905463
Liches don't even look very human due to their skin and eye color.
A simple color change could save Witches from pretty much any complaint outside of "muh loli" and "muh lewd bodied CC".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905463
>posting literal cosplay tier
No one drawfags human girls in the monster girl thread. So if you post witch images, it's probably just a repost and irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905463
Witches are factually human, anon. They're humans that have a certain profession. That's like saying alchemists or janitors are monster girls!
I actually came in just now and have previously posted witches so dunno lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905463
I don't care really, but the fags who post Reimu need to fuck off.

She is explicitly human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905177
Is the face/mouth veil supposed to be 100% transparent or did you just forget that part?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905464
Nigger have you seen the offical art for Crow Tengu?

It looks like he plastered Aya's head onto a harpy then said "Here, new monster."

If you can't take a joke about how derivative the official artwork for your precious waifu looks, then it is you who is truly the cancerous tumor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905468
>>12905470
No, fuck you, if they weren't purple MGE liches would be indistinguishable form humans, physically speaking. Now I KNOW you're full of shit and will never humor this again. Cosplay girls a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905459
I'd be very concerned if she was eating books.
>>12905460
Yeah...It's not her fault she only gets represented with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905482
>this level of idioticy
Oy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905471
>A type of majin possessing a lot of magic power, and the ability to cast a variety of spells. Originally they were human women but they sought “eternal youth” and “extreme power.” Receiving the power of baphomet, they’ve become monsters. Since they were originally people to begin with, most of them live mixed in with people. Their personalities are very close to human, but have been indoctrinated with baphomet’s ideology.

>>12905475
Reimy, I guess, witches though? Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905486
There was that story about Crow Tengu Nurses

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905483
Asides from being corpses with detached souls who don't die if killed, sure. Indistinguishable. Why waifu a witch anyway? They are worse than selkies. Which are just women in seal pants. Literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905490
Here's your reply.

[Anonymous No.]

I think some witches can be monster girls, thought it really depends on what they do, how witches work in their world, and how common/natural it is.

If it's a world where anyone can do magic and it's just magical girls, than I'd hardly consider them Monster Girl material. I consider Kagari-san semi-monster girl material because Witches aren't just some profession in her world, her skin/appearance changes whens he does magic shit to a more monstrous apperance, and she's really fucking cool. Also she's tall and most human girls aren't tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905489
>>12905489
God no
No
No thanks.
I read that one, I'll pass.
My heart is committed to tengus but no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905495
>I'm so witty and cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905496
Timpopo-chang kawaii

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905475
>>12905488
>hating on Reimu

FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905496
In MGE they're only MGs because they're no longer human, no longer age, and because KC said so.
They have literally nothing that would make them stand out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905504
>fuck you
Are you a one trick pony? Broken record? Dull witted debater?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905504
I'm not, I like her too.

But, she does not belong in /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't you guys ever not respond to the trolls?

Winning a fight on the internet is like winning the special Olympics, yer bot still retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905509
But plain witches do? I'm gonna post Reimu and anyone telling me different can go to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905514
Well, she IS an undead zombie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905514
Not that I expected anything else from a guy on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905513
Because we are all mad dogs, beaten and abused and the only thing we know how to do is attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905514
Aha , this isnt a reimu thread, its a MG thread, we don't post MGs in yer reimu thread, so what makes it ok for you to do it?

You just proved you are a troll!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905513
You're right so much that it hurts.

Should MGK have Ushi Oni as a full on nameless character?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, at least people like the Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905514
Plain witches are half succubus cause of mamono mana, therefore not human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905522
>You just proved you are a troll!
He proved that over an hour ago.

>>12905524
They're cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905523
How would that work? None of the other MGs have names either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905498
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905523
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905526
Yeah, they are so cool that they are room temperature!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905527
>>12905529
I could give them names? Or I could be a lazy piece of shit and have you come up with names? Or I could get piss drunk and leave their names up to a random name generator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905522
Excuse you, this is a monster girl general, not an MGE general. And this is /jp/, don't forget you are mere squatters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905532
There's no need. It's not like the stories demand them to have names, Nobody would remember them anyway, and you'd have to explicate who we're talking about every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905534
Go troll the onnahole thread, or the guys who dress like girls thread, you are all squatters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905534
That's super interesting.

Now, I'll trust you find the door yourself, won't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905535
It may also result in multiple posts, like it already doesn't NEED it, in order to show off every option.
But at the same time, it would mean they have an actual identity to them.
Unless a charismatic son of a bitch comes along, I may have to leave this decision up to the spirits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905532
I don't think it's necessary.

Even with just being identified by their species, each girl already has their own identity and character traits, since we all know them as "The MGK Girls". There's only one of each of them, so it's not like it's hard to keep track either.

I mean, maybe, maybe, if you were to give them established names one by one over the course of time perhaps. For now though, I think it's fine with just Jimmy, Timmy and Ophy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905539
>Unless a charismatic son of a bitch comes along, I may have to leave this decision up to the spirits.
I'd go with this. The thread hivemind immediately named Junko when she became a runaway celebrity.
Bring back 'Hebi-chan you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905544
And Junko.

>>12905545
Junko stuck because she was a homeless typo.
And Hebi will only reappear when she stops being so snotty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905547
Ah right, Junko.

I guess she slipped my mind since it's just 1 letter off her species name.

[Anonymous No.]

Best janitor ever!

Based!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905547
>she stops being so snotty.
She wasn't snotty at all, though, unless you want to go full CLASS WAR NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12902434
>Pokemon
>Running out of ideas
Pick one
You know gen 1 had bad designs too, like jynx, muk, etc. The new ones are kinda cool.

But let's change the subject
What would the great old one be in KC land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905550
Hence "typo"
It fit due to being homeless and sleeping in junk.

>>12905552
Didn't the third grade class actually go through a little war over a broken 3DS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905553
A super old Dragon.
A hella old Lich.
One of the very first monsters.
Ect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905547
Who is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905557
>It fit due to being homeless and sleeping in junk.
I thought it fit cause homeless people are often junkies and she is likely addicted to cum supplements and heroin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905553
KC's setting does actually have Great Old Ones.

He just hasn't gotten around to giving them profiles yet.
SOON(TM)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905560
A girl from P&D.

>>12905562
She's clean.
She doesn't use drugs like 97% of other hobos. Well, drugs other than alcohol.
She's also more suicidal than other hobos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905560
someone from Puzzles and Dragons.

Or at least that's what the orb they're carrying looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905563
If you mean the chaos demons at the bottom of the sea, maybe. I hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905562
>he is likely addicted to cum supplements and heroin
If it wasnt a cute MGK, I'd love to see her addicted to shota cocks. Every day after school the little shotas would stop by the dumpsters to feed the neighborhood hobo with a nice gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905560
Wolf-Girl from Puzzle and Dragons.
Part of the "Healer Girl" series. Adorable cuties who aren't really useful, but are adorable as fuck.

There's a Fire Fox Girl, a Water Dolphin Girl, a Wind Deer Girl, a Light Cheetah Girl, and the Dark Wolf Girl you see here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905568
>>12905569
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905573
>Innocent Shota Gangbang to "Feed" the qt3.14 Hobo-Tiger
Dear God I didn't know how much I wanted such a thing until just now.

Drawfags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905576
>Onee-chan, why does feeding you feel so good?
>Shut up and let me suck it already!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, this thread is nearly at its limit anyway and only page 8.

Ready for a new thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905576
>>12905573
Junko isn't like that in MGK.
Maybe another homeless Jinko, but not the original one. Hell, it could even be another homeless monster girl in general.
Like an Anubis or Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905581
This your first thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905581
No,only when this one dies. Bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905587
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

I found another one of these for you guys.

In before Horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905581
It's too early.
We wait until the thread sinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905581
Don't even think about it faget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12905581
Fuck off you impatient faggot, we'll ride this thread out till it dies, then make a new one. Just use fucking imgur for pictures