What fun activities are there to do with a fairy friend?

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Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:10:25 2015 No.12896680 [Reply] [Original]

What fun activities are there to do with a fairy friend?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:12:48 2015 No.12896685 Sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:18:18 2015 No.12896701 File: 292 KB, 800x1132, c48cde36e63fee797e23ab22aae4209c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Submitting yourself to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:20:09 2015 No.12896709 Demining

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:22:17 2015 No.12896715 File: 337 KB, 250x188, 882.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fairy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:24:30 2015 No.12896723 File: 2.25 MB, 2480x3508, 29128470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buying loli doujinshi

>>	CIRNO !!TLksChMVeuw Sat Jan 10 21:46:57 2015 No.12896821 >>12896701 This.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 21:53:06 2015 No.12896842 File: 1.53 MB, 1177x1265, Hot summer days.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12896680 >What fun activities are there to do with a fairy friend? Cuddling.

>>	CIRNO !!TLksChMVeuw Sat Jan 10 22:16:06 2015 No.12896938 >>12896842 Actually Reimu hates Cirno Because she's too stronk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 22:18:54 2015 No.12896954 >>12896938 Epic memebox virg.

>>	CIRNO !!TLksChMVeuw Sat Jan 10 22:23:16 2015 No.12896978 File: 34 KB, 257x273, cccccc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12896954 2strong4u

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 22:27:57 2015 No.12896992 File: 56 KB, 460x385, 1362931543017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 22:32:38 2015 No.12897006 File: 60 KB, 460x462, 1389911843266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 22:41:38 2015 No.12897048 File: 891 KB, 1600x1000, 12daf59db8333276a8bcbfa616b1676f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sup

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 05:13:23 2015 No.12898129 >>12896842 I think a crime is being committed there

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 06:20:27 2015 No.12898223 File: 842 KB, 1085x1020, 1de48fbab2b51e1a350b4e34ef1e8311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Going to the beach!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 07:13:40 2015 No.12898285 File: 56 KB, 640x702, 1415730888981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12896680 >fun activities nothing is fun when you're depressed maybe things sometimes are less worse while you are waiting to die

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 08:59:25 2015 No.12898401 >>12898129 It's fine; it's just a fairy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 15:58:43 2015 No.12899471 File: 74 KB, 230x212, 1338073718687.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12898285 Are you trying to steal my shtick?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 17:20:48 2015 No.12899745 File: 15 KB, 245x200, 1489208_10206021200675845_8547428598836969700_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12899471 wht are you some sort of hipster?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 17:23:58 2015 No.12899752 File: 55 KB, 960x720, 10924800_1049119388446809_360672818501429951_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12899471 do you really want to die? vos vere volo ut mori

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 17:43:37 2015 No.12899818 File: 24 KB, 600x597, care-of-leeches.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12899752 yes, pls kill me Volo ut multo amplius

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 17:45:16 2015 No.12899826 File: 68 KB, 1280x720, 1415116373330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12899818 going through one of your episodes again, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 17:48:21 2015 No.12899840 >>12899826 yes 예 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6RoOLRpvk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 18:12:34 2015 No.12899840,1 Intense samefagging, what the hell man

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 18:16:19 2015 No.12899920 >>12896680 lick her bare feet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 18:44:44 2015 No.12900017 File: 341 KB, 1360x1401, 43846258_big_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Confinement and torture, my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 18:55:56 2015 No.12900053 File: 322 KB, 1200x1693, d_018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12900017 Please do not torture the fairies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 16:33:11 2015 No.12903373 You can play video games with your fairy. I do it with mine all the time and we are having a blast, dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 18:16:20 2015 No.12903702 Sloppy anal cunnilingus. Particularly if said fairy friend just took a cute dump and needs to be cleaned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 18:21:03 2015 No.12903718 >>12900017 That wasn't torture, it was just mortifying. Which is even worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 18:21:12 2015 No.12903719 >>12900017 How does she expel bodily waste?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 21:56:46 2015 No.12904565 File: 294 KB, 721x800, 42389058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12898223 Your fairies appear to be malformed, friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 22:15:20 2015 No.12904669 >>12903719 They don't because they don't have genitals or need food.

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 02:24:14 2015 No.12905462
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>>12896680

So, you decided you weren't cut out for the Human Village, huh? Maybe you looked too funny, or couldn't understand their language, or angered that lady with the box on her head. No worries though, since the fairies of Gensokyo are more then willing to take you in, proven they find you interesting enough. Given, they might prank you a bit at first, but this is all in good spirit, and if you can get over that, you'll make new friends out of them fast! Now, here are some things you can do to earn your trust and become a functional part of the fairy community, tall one!

-Prank humans, with their knack for pranking added up with your muscle and ability to blend in with other humans, the opportunities for a good pranking are endless! Just make sure to prank responsibly, and to teach your fairy friends to also prank responsibly so as to not earn the ire of the community.

-Story times: you tell the fairies about the outside world as well as fairy tales from the outside, and maybe they'll tell you about the stuff they heard about. Cherishable moments as well as new insights can be found during these important moments; stories are sort of how most fairies remember things, yo! You might even teach a thing or two to them!

-Game time! Hide and seek, catch, or maybe something even more creative seeing as you are (to them) a giant with super-fairy strength! You ever seen the movie "The Iron Giant"? You're basically that to them. Just remember to play safely; fairies aren't the quickest witted, so they might lead you to an unsafe area! Never play in an unknown area alone, and always remember to keep yourself in large number; youkai won't bother you if you're clumped together with a hundred fey! Also make sure to be careful, since most fairies are fragile and you might underestimate your own strength!

Have fun with your fairy pals, and remember, you're all in this together!

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 02:30:08 2015 No.12905484

>>12904669

Untrue; they do indeed have the, er...proper biological characteristics to denote gender (see the fairy maids of the SDM), even if they're not wired to use them or have a concept of binary reproduction, and also, while they don't NEED to eat food, they can metabolize it in order to supplement the power they get from nature, for when they go on a long hike for instance.

But one should not ask such...naughty questions!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 02:46:38 2015 No.12905533 >>12905484 eating stuff and shitting it out afterwards is not that naughty, dude chill

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 03:04:29 2015 No.12905556 File: 251 KB, 810x810, 1421120273202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905484 >Knowledge of faeries >Pauses in between sentences Kumiromi, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 03:25:43 2015 No.12905602 I like to play the fun games called "murder" and "genocide" with my fairy friends. The main advantage of playing with fairies is that they can't fight back and that they just revive after a short time. They're also not real people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 04:18:09 2015 No.12905735 Fairies are built for sex!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 05:06:42 2015 No.12905849 File: 545 KB, 950x750, 1418617569046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905735 Spot on!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 07:49:30 2015 No.12906162 File: 272 KB, 620x580, cirno くぱぁ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905735 You're saying their little bodies are always ready?

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 17:41:50 2015 No.12908038
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>>12905735

On the contrary, fairies are meant to reproduce via the spread of nature. Assuming one could even mate with a fairy in the first place (not just accounting for likely size discrepancy, but also their inherent lack of drive), she would have none of the proper instincts needed to raise a child/children to a manner where they'd be useful for greater fairy society, at least not without 3rd party intervention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 17:43:41 2015 No.12908047 Fairies make my pedophile dick hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 18:54:44 2015 No.12908300 >>12908038 Who said I wanted to have a kid with one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 18:56:59 2015 No.12908311 File: 387 KB, 635x600, c1a6564dd9aa92c1f499b7c690ecea81.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enjoying the summer with Cirno. Artist: Waita Uziga. Why do the most deranged people draw the cutest, /jp/?

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 19:03:48 2015 No.12908332

>>12908311
>Why do the most deranged people draw the cutest, /jp/?

something something correlation of mental abnormality and creativity

Joe Average sees the world as other people do
Van Gogh sees it differently, difference is novelty and can be either dismissed or received warmly

I don't know I'm not a scientist

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 19:11:57 2015 No.12908357 >>12908332 gogh was shit and only did it for the money

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 19:27:11 2015 No.12908397
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>>12908357
What? He spent his entire life in poverty. He finally was driven to suicide, with this disturbing piece being his last work.

Do you not see his despair?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 20:26:39 2015 No.12908587 >>12908397 If only he were a good artist, he wouldn't have killed himself over money!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 20:43:10 2015 No.12908650 >>12905462 Opening pickle jars for faries! Superman!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 21:23:16 2015 No.12908744 File: 349 KB, 1024x3600, 1381436607512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12905462 >>12905484 >>12905602 Stop it, I'm getting the urge to rewatch Jinrui...

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Jan 14 03:16:24 2015 No.12909892
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>>12904669
>Fairies don't need food.
There was this time where Sakuya scolds some lazy fairy maids telling them that slackers don't get to eat.
Though, I remember reading that they eat just because they enjoy eating. The trio even cook their own food.

And they seem to have the need to sleep. And they being able to get get drunk means their bodies must have the means to absorb nutrients.
So they do have functioning organs. And there must be some excretion method. All that food must be expelled out of their bodies somehow.

My verdict is, that they happen to have bald fairy pussies hidden under their bloomers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 17:53:46 2015 No.12915367 File: 35 KB, 245x274, 1419276768425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12909892

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 17:59:04 2015 No.12915383 Getting high and skipping school, ruining future life prospects.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 19:52:11 2015 No.12926334 bumpo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 22:08:55 2015 No.12926649 Everything you do with a fairy friend becomes fun!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 00:46:17 2015 No.12927170 >>12926649 Does that include accounting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 01:12:25 2015 No.12927269 >>12905462 >You ever seen the movie "The Iron Giant"? You're basically that to them. SUPERMAANN!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 01:15:40 2015 No.12927280 >>12896685 Nailed it. Thread over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 02:41:34 2015 No.12927563 >>12927170 >>12926649 here I'm actually studying accounting, and can confirm it would be a lot more enjoyable if I had adorable midgets distracting me from the number crunching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 02:42:31 2015 No.12927567 Fairies are for fags. >>12927509 Important rules being enacted by me. Make sure you understand the new rules around these parts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 03:51:22 2015 No.12927731 File: 484 KB, 1000x750, 40297026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12927567 can't bury the fairy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 07:24:48 2015 No.12928208 >>12904565 What are you planning on doing with that cutting board, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 07:37:06 2015 No.12928234 >>12928208 Not him but I would stick her hard nipple up my urethra

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 03:49:56 2015 No.12931459 File: 216 KB, 650x813, 76a341d0ffb5cdec0c32e94b9dc09626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12928208 Mise en place with a fairy!

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