The only defense against a satori is a mental pollution skill of rank C or above. If you intend to fight one, prepare yourself by cultivating a mental illness.

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Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:18:18 2015 No.12880582 [Reply] [Original]

The only defense against a satori is a mental pollution skill of rank C or above. If you intend to fight one, prepare yourself by cultivating a mental illness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:26:57 2015 No.12880591 File: 1.68 MB, 499x252, 1380295686960.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this enough?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:30:57 2015 No.12880599 >>12880582 I'm afraid of it becoming any worse...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:29:03 2015 No.12880709 >>12880582 My lewd thoughts are more than enough to break her mind.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue Jan 6 10:59:35 2015 No.12880804 File: 1.09 MB, 1746x1500, bac87b312cdf3b50cd88c3197e329702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also, to increase your chances of survival, you should be skilled using Tongue CQC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:33:19 2015 No.12882555 >>12880804 Why must you censor their delicious belly buttons. Their bellies look so soft, why must you ruin it, you prude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:38:26 2015 No.12882576 >>12880591 this looks like it's from a ytmnd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:49:46 2015 No.12882604 >>12882555 Think of the children, anon. We can't risk having them die of masturbation that early.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 20:49:50 2015 No.12882606 File: 2.00 MB, 1446x2046, 955f3ead4045a08e42b384cf5cbd0d84.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do you want to defend yourself against Satori? If you catch negative attention from her, its your own fault.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:00:01 2015 No.12882644 >>12882604 are you calling me a child?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:00:33 2015 No.12882647 >>12882606 I want Satorin to break me and turn me into her pet so that I belong to her and her alone.

Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:05:29 2015 No.12882657
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>>12882647
Well yeah. I do too. But even in that case, you shouldn't be defending yourself against her - in the worst case, that could make her job impossible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 21:10:51 2015 No.12882669 >>12882657 I wouldn't defend myself in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 22:33:24 2015 No.12882915 >>12882644 Are you not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:31:43 2015 No.12883767 File: 843 KB, 1300x921, 5cc74747a5401f405fc5bc6f172b584f(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playing pazaak in my head works, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:54:56 2015 No.12883813 File: 677 KB, 1272x1936, Attonrender.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883767 Pure Pazaak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 03:50:03 2015 No.12883920 >>12883767 is it me or does satori look unusually large here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:02:46 2015 No.12883946 File: 15 KB, 153x173, disgruntled satorinrin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880582 Wouldn't a simple gun do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:03:06 2015 No.12883947 Can Reisen "Wave, nigger!" Rabbit beat the mind reader?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 04:46:26 2015 No.12884030 >>12883920 She's pretending to be a doll in a dollhouse Koishi used to play in before she shut her eye in the hopes that she will come back home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 11:23:06 2015 No.12884782 >>12880591 That's pretty impressive, but I'm looking for something more specific. You catching my drift?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 05:45:46 2015 No.12894490 File: 445 KB, 1000x1000, 28ae63e2fbf400f3b059f0d252d6bf3a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I kinda want Satori to mind rape me after I bodily rape her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 06:05:53 2015 No.12894536 File: 1.05 MB, 800x587, 1417527562346.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She knows what you're thinking.

Anonymous Sat Jan 10 07:03:44 2015 No.12894643
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>>12880582
>defense against a satori
>If you intend to fight one

You are misguided, OP. Don't be paranoid. You just need to find the right Satori and marry her.

>>	CIRNO !!TLksChMVeuw Sat Jan 10 07:05:54 2015 No.12894653 >tentacle slut threads Jesus christ stop posting whores.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 07:18:25 2015 No.12894671 >>12894653 Please don't be hostile towards other 2hus, new bakafriend We at this board would enjoy it if you were to drop your tripcode as well

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 08:02:24 2015 No.12894739 >>12894536 If she didn't then she'd be a shit satori.

>>	CIRNO !!TLksChMVeuw Sat Jan 10 08:21:00 2015 No.12894787 File: 82 KB, 700x700, 1243729631722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12894671 >he does it for free

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 09:22:36 2015 No.12894894 >>12894739 Please don't call her imouto a shit satori (although admittedly she isn't very good at being a satori).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 09:26:38 2015 No.12894904 File: 913 KB, 1748x2480, 16019472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm bad at communicating so I think in most situations it would be better for her to just read my mind. Wait, fighting her? I got nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 09:28:59 2015 No.12894909 I'd be embarrassed, but I think I'd be happy for someone to know everything about me. Especially if it's Satori. Would Satori mind if I wanted to be her cute maid?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 09:34:43 2015 No.12894917 >>12894909 I don't think Satoris possess the power to turn you cute, or into a female. Might want to ask Seija about that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 09:48:19 2015 No.12894941 >>12894917 That's fine, as long as she loves and accepts me. I'd do anything for her.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun Jan 11 12:35:46 2015 No.12898864 File: 85 KB, 304x410, 1412707453532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > [Itou Life] Yasashiku shite ne Satori-sama

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 18:45:44 2015 No.12900021 >>12898864 Thank you, I've been waiting my entire life for this. It's a shame Satori's part is so small though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 03:05:32 2015 No.12905558 File: 189 KB, 768x576, 2efc4f1bcf1bbae568278f583cadc3fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What about plugging the controller into port 2?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 03:08:58 2015 No.12905564 Last night I dreamed about Satori being paraded around town by a lynch mob and tied to a stake to be burned. I wanted to do something about, but then I woke up. Would you protect Satori-sama, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 03:55:21 2015 No.12905692 I would just need to tip my fedora and she will be enlighten by my intellect.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 04:45:13 2015 No.12910086 >>12905729 That's not how you play bowling, Koishi!

Anonymous Wed Jan 14 11:47:32 2015 No.12910910
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This is a Public Satorvice Announcement. Satorin's swimsuit is currently falling off. I repeat, Satorin's swimsuit is falling off. Please do with this knowledge whatever you will.

Thank you for your attention.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Jan 14 13:39:27 2015 No.12911172
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>>12910910
1. Kneel.
2. Hug her around the waist.
3. Tightly press your open mouth against her bellybutton.
4. Vigorous, wet, sloppy navelingus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 14:15:58 2015 No.12911260 >>12905729 Oh god, please don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 14:25:25 2015 No.12911291 File: 34 KB, 244x274, 1354407886869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12911172

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 14:51:10 2015 No.12911374 >>12911172 YAF, please. Either calm your boner or just write some damn ero already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 14:57:13 2015 No.12911387 File: 260 KB, 850x1133, Satori952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have to defend myself from her when she's my legally wed wife.

Anonymous Wed Jan 14 14:57:51 2015 No.12911390

>>12911374
He already posted dew bits of his next work:
>>12813007
>>12815620
I didn't like it because Remilia was taking a lead. Satori as a mind reader should be dominating and Remi with all her 'charisma breaks' should be dominated. That's the only way that pairing can work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 15:00:33 2015 No.12911398 >>12911390 Mind reading does nothing against fate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 15:46:04 2015 No.12911506 >>12911390 >YAF >writing Remilia >without having her die horribly My imposter sense is tingling...

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Thu Jan 15 01:32:24 2015 No.12913221
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>>12911506
That demonstrates I'm not YAF, goddamit.

Also,
>[Gekidoku Shoujo (ke-ta)] Gensen
>[Little☆Hamlet (Kiira~)] Komeiji Satori Nigerarenai Densha no Naka de

Satoriket.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 11:42:42 2015 No.12914240 >>12913221 That's exactly what YAF would say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 11:59:31 2015 No.12914291 File: 70 KB, 203x164, 1399181932865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913221

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 12:03:57 2015 No.12914304 File: 47 KB, 203x164, 1399181932865_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913221 >chinese Translate, since you can read it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 12:10:20 2015 No.12914321 File: 85 KB, 246x246, 1344902175891.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913221

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 12:29:39 2015 No.12914375 File: 996 KB, 1200x1031, 47589344_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12882555 Because it is lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 13:08:22 2015 No.12914510 File: 367 KB, 1440x900, Satori Trying to Read Yukari's Mind.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880582 >The only defense against a satori is a mental pollution skill of rank C or above. Or a baka pollution.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 13:30:59 2015 No.12914575 >>12911172 >>12913221 Leave Satori alone, fuck your shitty vampire. Go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 14:17:26 2015 No.12914709 Haha, I memorized all of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Good luck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 14:24:49 2015 No.12914723 File: 37 KB, 245x274, 1354405970918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12914575

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 14:27:21 2015 No.12914728 >>12880804 close quarters cunnilingus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 07:16:09 2015 No.12917326 >>12894904 Satori is so cute I want to squeeze her until she explodes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 22:49:13 2015 No.12926747 File: 2.01 MB, 1619x1551, 48242540_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would ignoring her thread work too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 23:57:54 2015 No.12927052 >>12880582 Can my tulpa fight the satori for me?

Anonymous Mon Jan 19 00:02:48 2015 No.12927064

Given how she has an assortment of beasts as pets, I doubt something a simple as lustful thoughts would do.

You'd probably need something that outright skews your mind in a less predictable way (redirecting your thoughts to fucking her thighs every time you near a risky conversation topic won't do).

Such as hardcore drugs or schizophrenia; maybe even alzheimers if you want to make render memories unseen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 00:25:58 2015 No.12927130 File: 660 KB, 770x980, satori scary! gross!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12927064 >I doubt something a simple as lustful thoughts would do. Leave my fantasies alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 00:27:04 2015 No.12927133 File: 142 KB, 850x850, 1378586676766.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880582 How well can Satori defend herself from a punch right in the face?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 13:28:47 2015 No.12932047 File: 2.49 MB, 1200x1600, adc65e7009bd5aff3c97a5b8cb4569c1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12927133 The only way you'd ever land that punch is if you were much faster than her. I mean, she'd know you're gonna throw it before you do.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 13:37:44 2015 No.12932065 >>12880582 I think of a really really catchy song and "play" it in my mind. When Satori reads my mind, she'll also only start thinking about the catchy song and not about anything else. She won't be able to focus.

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