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Tell me what you think of Alice. Don't hold back.

>> No.12877637

Alice is a pretty cool dollmaster who doesn't care what other people think but secretly does. She's a sniffy, weak person who who's the kind to choose the hardest character in a fighting game just because she thinks all the other ones are for scrubs, and then loses, and then makes excuses. Despite this, she's still not the kind of person you'd want to bump into in a dark alley, or to fight while cornered. She's sniffy and superior, and she makes an excellent buddy cop for Marisa, who's blunt and to the point.

>> No.12877668
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I think she's an amazingly beautiful girl that I'm probably in love with to an extent.

>> No.12877670

I'd fuck her.

>> No.12877779

9/10 Just OK

>> No.12878274

A fuck doll.

>> No.12878286

buttfuck her
and maybe some fisting in her lose vajayjay

>> No.12878294
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I like Shanghai more.

>> No.12878295
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Well-meaning and kind but awkward and off-putting to others.

>> No.12878303

>Don't hold back
Fucking piece of useless blonde boring shit.

Fuck that girl.

>> No.12878314

I want to smell her farts more than those of many other 2hus.

>> No.12878318

I don't know, she's okay i guess?>>12878303
n-no bully..

>> No.12878442

Alice has been my favorite person for years. I truly want to meet her. I believe that she has a quiet, caring personality. Who studies hard and tries not to be a burden. I find her independent and willing to give the occasional scolding. I imagine she's very passionate about her dolls, and danmaku.and enjoys doing things her way. I love her; and want to become better friends with her.

>> No.12878466

>become better friends with her
then you don't mind if I going straight to her and make her my bitch?

Don't worry, you could keep talking to her... if she is able to.

>> No.12878583
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The autism 2hu

>> No.12878724

I'd protect her from anyone who would want to hurt her.

>> No.12878735

It makes me glad that Alice has someone like that.

>> No.12878973

I really like her hair.

>> No.12879085
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I'd never hurt her, I only want to fuck her so fucking hard until she can't think nothing but my dick.

>> No.12879206

She is very cute.
Her dolls are cuter though.

>> No.12879270

Rape bait. She makes my dick hard.

>> No.12879377 [DELETED] 

Alice is a brown negro

>> No.12880619

Every day, I imagine Alice. Typically, I imagine her in her house in the Forest of Magic. From top to bottom, her room would be organized and neat. I imagine that she'd go to sleep early at night. Like everything else about her, she'd normally live a fit and organized life. However, there is also the possibility; that i could imagine her working late hours on getting engrossed in research. Primarily because of her devotion to her work on top of the fact that youkais don't have the same needs as humans.

I'd imagine a significant amount of her clothes to be made by herself. While I don't see her as the energetic type, she can easily get out of bed. And she normally starts the day's work moments after she wakes up.

The morning can be compromised of cleaning, to making breakfast. Anything to prepare herself for today's activities. The food, she eats out of habit, and prepares slight extra if she has any unexpected guests. But that's not to say that she's lonely. She's thoughtful to any guests she has.

I believe Alice will occasionally pay visits to the Human Village for fabric and to host doll shows.

A introvert, but not a loner. Friendly, helpful, hardworking and intelligent. She won't be aggressive for no reason; but won't have a issue fighting if given a proper reason. I don't think she holds too many grudges; and is easy to calm down.

>> No.12880625

I think she is very pretty.

>> No.12880788


She's suppose to be an asocial neet type of character, but alot of touhou fags doesn't want that.

>> No.12882295 [DELETED] 
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Alice negro confirmed. Digits dont lie

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I kinda want that.

Im not too social myself. So it'd just be her and me vs the world.

>> No.12882878

Where's the part where I come barging into her house and start raping her?

>> No.12882904

Someone please post that Alice copypasta with Marisa visiting married Alice.

I will even put an onegai there as extra.

>> No.12882941

Most likely mentally ill. Maybe she's autistic or something but she has an obsession with dolls. Even dresses herself up like her dumb dolls and treats her friends like marionettes to be manipulated with impunity. Threatens murder about as casually as humanly possible. (ironic since she lost her humanity long ago)

>> No.12882957

She's canonically the nicest 2hu.

>> No.12883098

I don't.

>> No.12883111
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She keeps away from others because she's autistic.

>> No.12883149

She's also a very subtle and oddly tasteful shade of brown.

>> No.12883171

She's very cute, I want to molest her while she sleeps and masturbate onto her forehead, so she can wake up covered in my dead semen.

>> No.12883200

She's an immoral mage like every other character in the 2hu series besides maybe Meiling.

>> No.12883801

>broad neck
>man legs and feet
What are you implying, anon?

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I want to purposely get lost in the Forest of Magic so that she'll help me out, get invited into her home and then cuddle with her in front of the fireplace.

>> No.12884831

I thought the striped pantyhose was a dead giveaway.

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I think she's very physically attractive but too spinstery for me. I prefer to watch her get raped and parasited by insects.

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>I want to purposely get lost in the Forest of Magic so that she'll help me out, get invited into her home and then cuddle with her in front of the fireplace.

Remind me of this.

>> No.12884920

Damn that's hot.

>> No.12884930

Those panties are indecent.

>> No.12884952

Much like Alice, then.

>> No.12884957

I bet Alice would be super nice to me if I was a cute shota.

>> No.12884963
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And i really like what she says.

>You are lost?
>This place is dangerous for humans, you know?
>It is late, you will have to sleep here tonight.
>You want to sleep somewhere? There is only this bed in the house, you know.

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Uncropped version.

>> No.12884982

she wasted two of my bombs last night

>> No.12885069

I never really give her much thought. Doll master thing is pretty cool though.

>> No.12885160

Oh my. She is a slut

>> No.12885174

"Wow, you are really willing to sleep on the floor for my sake? Thank you."

>> No.12885312

translate it, weebs

>> No.12885334

I'm still confused about why she remembered things from the old games but Reimu and Marisa don't remember them

>> No.12885344

Alice is a crazy bitch

>> No.12885431

You don't know what that word means.

>> No.12885440

They already did >>12884963

>> No.12885514

For Reimu, it was Tuesday.

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I'd like to hug her.
I'd never try though because she'd probably crush me emotionally if I ever tried.
I suspect I'd get crushed in other ways too.

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>A introvert, but not a loner.
Don't try to ruin my headcanon, please.

>> No.12886041
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Are you calling Alice fat?

>> No.12886046
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She's only fat in the right places.
I'm calling her dangerous.

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>> No.12886721
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>> No.12886732

Today I will remind people of Dolls in Pseudo-Paradise.

>> No.12886926
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>> No.12886953
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Which instrument do you guys think alice would be best at? I think piano, violin, harp, or zither would suit her the most.

>> No.12886966

Dick blowing.

>> No.12886970
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>Dat title

Being with Alice confirmed for being almost in heaven.

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Piano, elegance is key with Alice.

Or violin sounds great too.

>> No.12886985

She a one-man orchestra. Or a waling orchestra with her dolls.

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Do you prefer S Alice or M Alice?

>> No.12887022


EX Alice.

>> No.12887027
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As an M, I prefer S Alice. However, M definitely suits her better outside of specific feet-centric things.

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No means yes.

>> No.12887052

I prefer S Alice.Punish me Alice!

>> No.12887111

As an S I would like her to also be an S. I want a struggle that ultimately breaks her.

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Alice is for humiliation!

>> No.12887132

Remove that post please.

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Alice is a serial killer who can easily hang you during breakfast.

>> No.12887333
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Useless magician only good for her sex appeal.

>> No.12887336


>> No.12887397

The first time I heard her name I thought she was a robot

>> No.12887414
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Alice is a..... robot?

>> No.12887416
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A plain-but-elegant character with a plain but elegant name. Attributes such as her western-styled house and traditional European clothing make her easier to relate to on average than other Gensokyo denizens. A plain hairstyle and hair accessories, coupled with fair skin and blue eyes make her design easy on the eyes, thus pleasant to draw, and pleasant to look at.

I think as far as Touhou goes, she's a better character than the average from a design standpoint, but I know nothing of her personality.

>> No.12887419
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Alice is a robot!

>> No.12887420
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Actually, in that picture she's just standing next to a robot. This picture should confirm that Alice is a robot herself.

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Alice is a movie, director, publisher, actor and a superstar!

>> No.12887465

Alice makes me excited.

>> No.12887487

Alice is both King Kong and the beuty!

>> No.12887499
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Alice is love.
Alice is life.

>> No.12887510

leeeeeeeeeeeeaning on the everlasting arms with Alice!

>> No.12887537

she looks fat there

>> No.12887575

She seems to be an easy girl tbh.

>> No.12887834
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That was uncalled for.

>> No.12887837
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Drive all the way to Berlin with the Shanghai Corp!

>> No.12887914

>her head is as wide as her shoulders

she looks like a q-tip more than she looks fat

>> No.12887916

Would Alice adopt me as her child?

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>> No.12888282

9th best touhou, cute murderer.

>> No.12889502


>> No.12890521
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She has ideal figure and elegant look. Pretty cool demeanor and has quiet personality. Some sort of a person that would be adored by girls and boys alike.

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>> No.12890810

Alice is obviously a rapper and Patchouli produces sick trap-influenced beats for her.

>> No.12890990


>> No.12893897

They should start calling her Grand Master Scratchouli.

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In my opinion, Alice is beautiful.

>> No.12894377


>> No.12894403

Steve is best girl.

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Alice is a slut just like Marisa

>> No.12894423

To be fair all 2hus are sluts.

>> No.12894431 [DELETED] 


Except for Cirno

>> No.12894439

She's the strongest thus the sluttiest.

>> No.12894452 [DELETED] 

nigga pls

Strongest means the only one to resist sluttiness.

>> No.12894480

Strongest at being the sluttiest you mean.

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I really liked using her in Genius of Sapphiros

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>> No.12894651


>> No.12894652
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Best glasses wearing touhou

>> No.12894682

Do you have any more of these?

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Actually, According to ZUN, she's both. She even appears in front of crowds during festivals and do performances with her dolls.

She's very friendly with humans, but she also like doing battle, so she won't step down if you propose her into a battle.

>> No.12894940

Although she easily stopped when she was prepared to fight against the three fairies.

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I forgot to say both. She's not a dumb tsundere. She's quite friendly toward humans, but humans might find her creepy since she have to concentrate when she's using too much dolls.

>> No.12894960

I just wanna fuck her hard and cum all over her body.

>> No.12895005

>she won't step down if you propose her
>into a battle
That's fine, too.

>> No.12896320

I'm learning Old Romanian so i could better converse with Alice, not to mention Remi.

Turns out Romanian is the most useful language in gensokyo after nip. Who'd have thought?

>> No.12896435

>She's a sniffy, weak person who who's the kind to choose the hardest character in a fighting game just because she thinks all the other ones are for scrubs, and then loses, and then makes excuses.

Which is deliciously ironic, because everyone who plays her in the fightans tends to be exactly like this, too.

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If you beat her, she might marry you.

>> No.12896492

I want to marry Alice Margatroid!

>> No.12896989

Stockholm Syndrome with Alice!
That's how she remembered Reimu in PCB.

>> No.12898212

She lost her innocence that day.

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Her sense of fashion is out of whack. She dresses like a grandma going to a church picnic on a Sunday afternoon. She's certainly no hag but dresses like one.

>> No.12903715

If Alice was my grandma things would be different around here

>> No.12904071

You would have a doll around to serve you tea?

And Alice's own dolls?

>> No.12904164

What would Alice think if you got married to Shanghai?

>> No.12904653

All youkai are hags since they're 100 years old, minimum.

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Thank you for saying kind things about my wife, everyone. We're both very happy.

>> No.12908906

I wish you two the best.

>> No.12910670

How often does she put out.

>> No.12910767

Seven-colored Super beautiful foreign person in eastern wonderland.

>> No.12910777

The ultimate magic stole old 2hus memories, only Alice and Yuka the holder of ultimate magic able to access those memories.

>> No.12911804
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Alice needs to careful not to embarrass herself.

>> No.12912040

Imoutos come in bottles?

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>> No.12913232

I wonder if Alice is too nervous to use public bathrooms like I am.

>> No.12913241

Put paper on the seat if you can't hover.

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>> No.12918657

Marisa's bitch

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>> No.12919289

I want to get in in the forest so she can offer me her help, and then we go to her place and start kissing, fucking and making babies.

I would settle down in her comfy home with her.

>> No.12919322

I want Alice to string me up like a puppet with magic and control my every move.

Also cute boots.

>> No.12919349

I'll come over her pretty face!

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Alice is a cat.

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additional evidence

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Alice's outfit seems to complement her nice figure.

>> No.12919518

Alice's anus pressed against your face.

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>> No.12922607

shes a weirdo dyke and i think patchy deserves marisa more

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>> No.12922689

Alice is a cutie.

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I want to be Alice. I get jealous of how literally perfect she is every time I think about her.

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Alice can be cute sometimes

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If Alice is exist in real life, I will just admire her from distance.Would want a few talks, but I don't want to disturb her.

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I do as well. That's why I've set it as my life goal to be Alice!

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Do your best!

>> No.12926184

There should be a "being Alice" competition.

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I'll go out on a limb and say >>12925486 would win easily because all I have is jealousy, introversion and a dash of love.

Maybe I should start with a doll collection and work from there.

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I hate what some faggots have done to Alice.
She is supposed to be a cold, creepy and a bit autistic dollmaker, not a tsundere moeblob

>> No.12926922

I think she is supposed to be smack bang in the middle of those two extremes.

Introverted, but not a loner. Shy, but not afraid of a battle. Maybe slightly eccentric, but not an autist.

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My call history is exclusively my mother. It would be nice if Alice would call me.

>> No.12927299

Alice Competition Task #1: Call this guy.

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Nooo, that would be super embarrassing..
And it's not like there can't be two Alices.

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>> No.12933114

You fucking take that back! Master John a best! Steve a shit! a shiiiiiit!

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I want to cum inside Alice and have Aya lick it out of her.

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>Anon gets a call after posting his number
>"Hello, Anon! This is Alice, please to meet you. Were you aware that DEEZ are very common in the Forest of Magic?"
>"Y-you too...Uh... What is DEEZ?"

>> No.12933157,1 [INTERNAL] 

deez nuts

>> No.12933157,2 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.12934200
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Are you guys annoyed by the yuri pairings?

>> No.12934228


No. In a series as dominated by female characters as Touhou it was always inevitable that such pairings would be rather prominent. Complaining about it is as silly as complaining about the homolust in Basara fanworks.

>> No.12934253

no, but i think ari mari is the worst shit ever

>> No.12934272

Not really but there needs to variety like yuri ntr or yuri rape.

>> No.12934282

Is Alice a gaijin

>> No.12934289

Did you mean Marixari?

>> No.12935181

Not particularly. Alice/Patchouli and Alice/Marisa are both fine, and those are the two biggest ones that I'm aware of.

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Romanian I guess

>> No.12935270

Alice is a gypsy!

>> No.12937391

Not in and of themselves, but the way yuri consumes ordinary friendships I find pretty irksome. Alice is cool. Yuri Alice is usually an emotional wreck or at least submissive, and I can't say I like that at all except when it's YuuAli.

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No, just the people that force their pairing on others.

>> No.12939549

I dislike her. She's always bitchy in the games.

>> No.12939603

I wouldn't mind impregnating her.


>> No.12939620

Best pair.

>> No.12939630

Oh wow I love how it always ends up as super rapey

>> No.12939638

I think Alice is okay.

>> No.12939679

Yes please.

>> No.12940023


I prefer to think she's completely cold and unfeeling, almost to a level where most believe she's trying to stop herself from killing everyone, and her expression and body language always betray her inhumanity - Unless you express an interest in dolls, dollmaking or puppetry.

Then she starts smiling, and dragging you to her workbench, so happy and exited you think she's going to faint, because nobody else shares her interest and she's glad you do. She goes off on huge lectures about the history of dolls from different countries, and what you prefer, and what material feels the nicest and is the strongest, and all that stuff. She shows you every doll, and points out how her handiwork evolved over the years.

And then the topic changes and she's straight back to one word answers and the blank, impatient expression. But before you leave, she stops you, and tells you to never tell anyone about the doll conversation. And then you leave. Everybody only sees her serious side, but for a few hours, you saw the other side of Alice.

>> No.12940049

I've always pictured this too. She'd completely sperg out on you about dolls if you asked or showed interest.

>> No.12940058


She would also look really cute while doing it.

There's just something about a normally reserved person just enjoying talking about what they love...

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No doubt.

The cutest thing would be her acting all fidgety and nervously trying to teach about dolls to you.

Moe spaghetti.

>> No.12940084


"A-and this one is from M-moscow, early 17th C-c-century...I'm sorry, you must think I'm such a huge dork!"

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>There's just something about a normally reserved person just enjoying talking about what they love
I love this

>> No.12941497

Then she gets to the part where she talks about stuffing her dolls with gunpowder.

Alice could be Gensokyo's greatest terrorist threat. She could be like the Teddy Bomber guy from Cowboy Bebop.

>> No.12941505

Why not bomb gensokyo with her and become Bonnie & Clyde gensokyo ver.?

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Work clothes Alice is my fetish.

>> No.12942128

That's not irony you dumbo.

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I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life licking Alice-sama's musky boots.

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Keep in mind Alice is a confirmed serial killer with 7 confirmed kills. Each kill was unique, but none were bombs!

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I wouldn't lick a 3D Alice's shoes, but I would totally spend all my time worshiping Alice and licking her boots if I became 2D

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Damn, that artist needs to work on their perspective. Why are Alice's boots so lovely?

>> No.12944923

For every post in this thread alice got hit by a shovel.

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Most knee/thigh-high boots are just plain slutty, which admittedly has its own charm with some people. But Alice's boots manage to escape that stereotype and just wind up being cute, especially with the rest of her outfit. It works really well.

>> No.12944956

I want to protect the dolls.

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It's probably the lack of a high heel and being brown lace up boots instead of the usual black.

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Alice a cute

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I like her well enough, I guess. My favourite Touhou is Marisa and that means you're going to see a lot of Alice anyway.

In fairness the touhous have generally tended towards bitchiness in the games themselves. If they didn't, and weren't eager to throw down at the drop of a hat the games wouldn't flow like they do. Of course, fanon Alice gets the dubious honour of of being uniquely tsundere, and why that appeals to so many people is something I probably don't want to understand.

I had assumed she was of good Germanic stock, or maybe Scandanavian.

>> No.12945986

would impregnate and run away

>> No.12946031


I usually place Alice as being Slavic. In my view, all the European 2hus (And Patchy) are Slavs.

The only exception is Sakuya, because I see her as being British.

I have a long and quite frankly autistic headcanon about the histories of the SDM characters. Maybe I should write it down so people mistake it as a weird manifesto.

>> No.12946078

See, I always thought that the Scarlet Sisters and Patchy were English, or, more specifically, Anglo-Norman (the ancient English aristocracy established by William the Conqueror), whereas Meiling and Sakuya were locals they picked up, like Hadji or Short-Round.

>> No.12946123

I always thought of her as a minor British nobility that got sacrificed to Makai in order to win and try to save the Empire.

>> No.12946202


I always saw it as:

Stacojiu family - Middle class family who lived on the Romanian border. Were struck down by local townspeople when they were accused of Satanic practices. Were well know as fans of the French, even naming their daughters with French names. Remilia and Flandre are the only remaining members.

Remilia Stacojiu, later Scarlet - Was 12 years old when she was made a vampire. She took revenge on the town that murdered her family by enslaving them to horrific fates, before beginning the tradition of moving the SDM everywhere.

Flandre Stacojiu, later Scarlet - Was 7 years old when made a vampire. The massacre of the Stacojiu family caused her to develop extremely violent tendencies, as well as mentally regressing to the mental age of a 5 year old. With isolation, her violent tendencies have decreased, but have been replaced with mild to severe delusions. Without treatment, Flandre will be incurably insane within 10 years.

Patchouli - A librarian from Krakow, Poland. Went along with Remilia because Remilia promised her a cure to her illnesses. Remilia has yet to deliver.

Sakuya - British intelligence agent during the Second World War. Was forced into hiding after being accused of settling into her assumed role far too well. Joined with the SDM in order to escape prosecution. Has forgotten her original surname, but her first name was Bridgette.

Meiling - Originally served as a guardian spirit in rural China, saving lost children, defeating bandits, general good guy stuff. Joined with the SDM in 1954 due to the rise of Red China. Wasn't exactly happy with going to Japan but has mostly adapted.

Koakuma - A succubus summoned from Hell. Sticks around Voile because it's a better gig than her previous job. Serves as the SDM's private physician.

Like I said, really autistic and probably completely wrong, but I don't care. I like making up backstories.

>> No.12946235

Would you let anon impregnate you and run away if you were Alice?

>> No.12946474

>Without treatment, Flandre will be incurably insane within 10 years.
The last 495 didn't do it?

>> No.12946969

Nice. But I got slightly different version :

Stacojiu family is one of the noble houses in Romania during the end of Vlad DrăculeaȚepeș III's reign. At this time, Vlad is a master of Dark magic practitioner and a powerful one to boot. Vlad managed to cast a resurrection spell on himself as an assurance against his enemies. The other nobles fear him and betrayed him in the end after he insisted ruling for a long time and continuing his campaign against the Turkish. The head of Scatojiu is the one who proposed the betrayal and persuaded the other noble houses to join him. While sending him to the hand of executioner, Vlad cursed the Stacojius and promised that one day that he will get his vengeance. And he did... years later he was resurrected but not as a human, the spell had it's own price. Of course he became a powerful dark blood-drinker sorcerer and adopted the moniker Dracula. The Scatojiu family eventually were getting massacred on their castle. Somehow he spared Remi and Flan, the head's daughters, and turned them into Vampire as a final insult to the Stacojiu's bloodline. Then Dracula was never seen again. After the family's castle was destroyed, the sister moved to the safe house that was created by their father and hide in there, which later became SDM. But Dracula gave too much power to the young Flan and as a result, she became unstable, which prompted Remi to lock her in underground basement to keep her from going ballistic.

Patchouli is one of the Johannes Trithemius young apprentice in Alchemy. She gained occult and magic knowledge from his peers (Cornelius Agrippa and Paracelsus). Her father is one of the Scatojiu's librarian and also a magic practitioner. He authored many of magic and occult-related books and placed them in Scatojiu's safe house (which became SDM latter). She joined Sakuya in search of SDM to claim her father's legacy.

>> No.12947020

Cont :

Sakuya - Born japanese, her birth was said as a blessing from kami Konohana Sakuya after her parents devotion to the goddess. But after a rebellion swoop down the area and her parents died because of it, she was kidnapped by Lunarian and brought to the moon. She became a test subject for time & space-related experiment, which later she developed her own power. Eirin is one of the Lunarian scientist that observed her progress. This experiment is illegal according to the Lunarian standards so those who worked in this must do this in absolute secrecy. When the experiment was compromised by the Lunarian authorities, the participants decided to cryo-freeze her and hide her. Hundred years later, the cryo-freeze capsule ceased functioning and woke Sakuya from her deep slumber. She escaped from the Moon & the Lunarians by using one of their vehicle and crashed on the Balkan region. She was found and adopted by Abraham van Helsing, whom then trained her to become a Vampire hunter. With her time power developed and she decided to train & hone it, she became an accomplished vampire hunter and was known to never fail on her task.

During one of he tasks to hunt a certain child vampires in Romania, she was aided by Patchouli. They founded the abandoned mansion and battled against Remi and Flan. Sakuya was defeated and submitted her loyalty to the Scarlet Devil, while Patchouli still managed to stand on her own and refused to submit, even tough her illness returned on the mid of battle. Remi decided to give a new name for Sakuya, which is what we are calling her now. Patchouli was given permission from Remi to claim her library and stayed here, since she knew her father is one of Patchouli's father's friend.

Still lacking for Meiling's and Koakuma's backstory tough.

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> *Bonk *Bonk *Bonk *Bonk *Bonk

>> No.12947547

If I were Alice, I'd give out creampies to all the Anons, but I'd take birth control to keep them from impregnating me. It's much more fun being a cumslut than a single mom.

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I think that Ali-pai is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.12947556

Lolice was perfect, ZUN had to experience some nasty couple issues while developing PCB to turn the sweet little girl into this bitter sack of shit full of anger and loaded replies.

>> No.12947619

Useless magician, only good for rape appeal.

>> No.12947624

rape AND impregnation, or rampregnation as I like to say myself.

>> No.12948005


Pretty cool. I've personally never liked the Vampire Hunter theory because it implies that Sakuya does not have absolute, voluntary loyalty to Remilia, which is something I see as being the main part of their relationship.

I like the references to different historical figures. I just preferred the idea of the SDM being a bunch of misfits from around the world with extremely powerful abilities. They used to have wacky adventures wherever they went, and the Scarlet Mist was just them continuing the tradition. Like in post-war France, where Remilia scared an entire village by dressing in a stolen Nazi uniform and flying at them yelling in broken German.

Or when they picked Sakuya up, and then did the same to another village. Except Sakuya actually knew how to round up a rebelling French village, and they had to stop before Sakuya executed somebody to make an example of them.

Like I said, Sakuya settled into her role so well she was considered a defector.

And by "settled far too well," I mean she has an Iron Cross.


Alice had to grow up one day. And I imagine seeing your home destroyed would fuck you up a little. No wonder she's bitter.

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>> No.12948065

What happened to her legs?

>> No.12948090

Thanks. Also some fix on Remi and Flan backstory : they should be granddaughters of the head instead, since there's large time gap between Vlad's death (1476) and their birth (Remi 1503, Flan 1508).

Notice that I made some irony of Sakuya's backstory :
> She claimed that she is an atheist
> Born from a goddess's blessing
> Her parents are pure devout of said goddess
> Even named by Remilia (implying that Remi unconsciously saw her fate) after the goddess herself (Konohana Sakuya).
> Her special birth also gave her advantage as well : Sakuya carried some Lunarian's gene from the goddess's blessing. Most of the high level gods are from the Moon, including Konohana Sakuya. As a result, she could survive and adapt the Lunarians time & space experiment, and later develop her own power.

So when she said that she is a human, she is not wrong. But the more correct term is "Human with Lunarian gene & enhancement"

>> No.12948102

It's an optical illusion, the ed is actually thinner on the left top and the room is just a paiting, Alice is just posing to make you think her legs look small while her top body looks huge, she's just close to the camera.

>> No.12948163

She belongs in that dumpster

>> No.12948287 [DELETED] 

Nice greening nerdo.

>> No.12949681

I feel compelled to point out that the title of her book transliterates to "Marisalo--", probably "Marisalogy".

>> No.12949919


Sounds a bit too scientific to me, especially gene manipulation. I know the Lunarians are technologically advanced, but gene manipulation is a bit of a stretch.

>Says the guy who thinks Sakuya was an Allied secret agent who defected to the Nazis.

>> No.12949954

Not really gene tough, what I'm trying to say that she got some kind of Lunarian perks or traits.

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why does alice have such a big gaijin nose?

>> No.12950122

To complement her big gaijin boobies.

>> No.12950159 [DELETED] 

Who are ye quoting?

>> No.12950346

I see ya, Patch.

Really must get round to playing that game.

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She has qt feet.

Doesn't look big to me.

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I respect her commitment to her craft

And wish she would notice me

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I think she would be easy to speak for me. She easily holds grudge and so do I.

>> No.12955077

Blow up the Great Hakurei Barrier and then mail a doll to all of Alice's friends.

>> No.12955162

I had another Alice dream last night, she was part of my old mock trial team.
I remember she looked really smug.

>> No.12958995

Tell me about Alice. Why does she wear the mask?

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>> No.12958995,3 [INTERNAL] 

same here i have a grudge against my mom for not letting my stay up late to watch dog days

>> No.12958995,4 [INTERNAL] 

Why do I find memes that were really big a long time ago funny but newer ones I don't like? Am I a meme hipster?

>> No.12958995,5 [INTERNAL] 

maybe it would be better if I said why do I enjoy memes months after they have become unpopular. The bane meme really isn't that old.

>> No.12958995,6 [INTERNAL] 


this is my favorite bane vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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Yes indeed

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She's pretty sexy, but doesn't flaunt it, which is nice.

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>Wh...Why...! Why am I doing something like this...!

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That bit of bra peeking out. That is why Alice is the best.

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Alice enjoying an evening with you.

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>> No.12960533

I want to rub her cheek.

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This guy gets it.

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Pure sexy is a great kind of sexy, but I prefer lewd sexy.

>> No.12966493

I hate that cunt for almost a decade now but it fucked off so all is swell

>> No.12966501

I can't see Alice being willfully lewd.

>> No.12966533

I just want to fuck Alice. Is that too much to ask for?

>> No.12966632

Judging by this thread, there seems to be quite a line. What do you have to get you ahead of the pack?

>> No.12966662

The only thing I have is money.

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>> No.12966785

I'm in!

>> No.12967202

I'd prefer to be at the end of the line, really. Sloppy seconds are my fetish.

>> No.12967206

Gonna pass her around like a doll.

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>> No.12967509
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But anon, she is a doll. You can't pass around a doll "like a doll". It's just the natural way

>> No.12967635

I want to turn Alice into an inanimate but conscious doll.

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What would you even do with her other than fuck her, in that state? It'd be no different than any other kind of doll if she couldn't voice her frustrations

>> No.12967676

Fuck her, play with her, put her in lewd poses, etc.
She'd be different, because I'd know she'd be silently, helplessly screaming the whole time.

>> No.12967700

Me personally I'd look at her with disgust and then toss her in a closet to gather dust, because alice a shit

>> No.12967713

If you hate her, you should put doll Alice in a box and bury her in some field somewhere.

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Please stop saying such crude things about my wife. Thank you.

>> No.12967750

Crude? We're talking about dolls.

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Sorry mate, but the entirety of /jp/ either wants to fuck her or be one of her dolls. So that's not gonna happen.

>> No.12967804

Making Alice an inanimate but conscious doll for your pleasure is crude, untoward, and I will have none of it.

>> No.12967814

This thread took a wrong turn somewhere.

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I want to date Alice.

>> No.12967892

I'd enjoy fucking her like a fuckdoll and get even harder knowing that she can feel it and hates every moment. Maybe my perfect scenario would be one where she can emote with her eyes, so I could see the disgust, despair and tears as I rape her unresisting form again and again.

>> No.12967973

Ideally you could change it at will. Only give her the privilege of expression when you want too.

>> No.12967980

You could combine that with locking her memories while she's dolled out, so that when you "open" her she gets all the memories of hours my stinky dick violating her beautiful body all over in an instant. I bet her expressions would be amazing.

>> No.12967998

But then you wouldn't get that "knowing that she can feel it and hates every moment" feeling.

>> No.12968004

I'd get it from knowing she'll hate it once she finds out. It's like sleeping rape, it's just as fun if not more so to cum inside a drugged girl knowing that once she wakes up she'll realize she got rape-creampied a dozen times.

>> No.12968045

Nah. Them being helplessly conscious through it all is kind of the point of doll transformation stuff.

>> No.12968108

I'm into sleeping rape too, so I'd enjoy being able to rape her every night and having a peephole or cameras to watch her every morning. Maybe I'd even steal some dolls every now and then and fuck them as she tries to drain the cum from her pussy and slowly goes insane with paranoia from wondering how I get inside every night.

>> No.12968116

But where would you take her?

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Poor Alice is the sluttiest Touhou without even trying.

>> No.12968732


here's another shovelin' for you, shit touhou

>> No.12968782

This thread is growing increasingly rude and obscene.

>> No.12968787

It's only love for Alice
I'm surging with so much love for her, that I cant contain it all and must release it inside her.

>> No.12969203

For our first date, we'll go shopping together in the Human Village. Sure, it's a bit cliche, but I'm sure she's going to enjoy it if she's with me. She's probably going to be a bit embarrassed about being seen holding hands with me, but her overflowing happiness will no doubt wash her shame away. We'll go window shopping in clothing stores, and I'll buy her a cute outfit. We could also go looking for some accessories for her dolls while we're at it, and check Kourindou for any unusual trinkets. When she's tired, I'll buy her some tasty food from a nearby stand and we'll eat together under the afternoon sky. Then, when it's beginning to get late, we'll go to a quiet place and watch the sunset together. I'll look at her face and tell her with a smile, "I'm happy I could spend this day with you". She's probably going to blush, but I'll pay it no heed. I'll embrace her tightly for a few seconds, and, although she's probably going to be a bit startled, she'll lean her body against mine. Then, I'll get up, extend my hand, and tell her, "Let's go". She'll take my hand and we'll go to her home. Once I leave her there, she'll probably tell me something cute about how she really liked our date as well. I'll wave her goodbye and go back to my own house. That's my first date with Alice.

>> No.12969442

While you're at home, she's having a gangbang with others.

>> No.12969486

God I want to brutally gangbang Alice

>> No.12969712

Me too.

>> No.12969766
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>> No.12970646

Someone post a loli Alice

>> No.12971062

You forgot the part where you furiously masturbate afterwards.

If there is anyone on the jay that doesn't want to gangbang Alice without a legitimate reason, they should not be allowed to post here.

>> No.12972065

>Human Village
>We'll go window shopping in clothing stores, and I'll buy her a cute outfit
How are you going to survive in Gensokyo if you're so ignorant. There are no clothing stores in Human Villages (at least not the ones we have in our modern times). It's a small city (few thousand people?) and it's basically XIX century there. In Gensokyo you can either buy materials and make those clothes yourself or pay a dressmaker to do the work. And that would be extremely stupid considering Alice can probably make clothes better than anyone in the village. You might as well buy her a doll.

>> No.12972070

>gangbang Alice
Fuck you. You're the reason 90% of Alice's doujinshis are rape and mindbreak. Alice is for tender love and nothing else.

>> No.12972648

This is the best Alice in this thread.

>> No.12972924

Paranoia Cat already did this.

I remember when Alice leaked poop.

>> No.12973237

There is nothing more pure than 4 blokes expressing their love for Alice simultaneously.

>> No.12973262

Only 4? I was imagining more. The more the merrier.

>> No.12973978

Its approximately 100 jpies want to gangbang Alice assuming the other 48 dont want to.

>> No.12974004

Dibs on her mouth.

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>> No.12974882

20 years later still a better looking character than 99.9% of the other girls posted daily. A miracle is what she is.

>> No.12974901

Blonde hair blue eyes is recessive, after all. It's worth her tiny amount of sperginess. It's even cute.