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12857903 No.12857903[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Happy New Year my fellow NEETs and fellow quasi-NEETs!

Of course, since it is a new year you have decided that you will finally get your life straight! You will resume your education, and/or get a job! You will burn your fat away. You will get a (hopefully Japanese) girlfriend and/or a high quality Japanese Sex Doll! You will finally be able to settle in the State of Japan! Yay for 2015! This year is going to be different, right? Right...? Even though you made the exact same resolution as last year, this year must be different, since you know...
Good luck.

>> No.12857912

there's no such thing as a "quasi-NEET"

>> No.12857934

>>12857912
Technically, no. It is a good thing I am not technical with this, then.

>> No.12857956

Happy new years jaypee. Let's hope we don't wake up to see next day.

>> No.12857979

Happy new years guys.
Now it's time to drink for all the /jp/sies who didn't make it through last year and for all the ones who won't make it through this one.

>> No.12857994
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This NYE I've decided to go out to San Francisco and watch the fireworks and go drinking even if I'm going to be by myself.

I can feel the change already.
This year will be different, better, I promise.

I only hope I remember to "Rabbit Rabbit" once the clock hits midnight but I think I'm going to forget and say "Happy New Year"

Wish me luck

>> No.12857996

it's been another year already....................................................

>> No.12858004
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12858004

Happy New Year to you too.

>> No.12858040
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12858040

Would you allow me to be a tad anachronistic?

>> No.12858042

Hope you all remembered the rabbit thing. Don't want to start the new year without some good luck!

>> No.12858051
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>>12857979

>> No.12858055

>>12858042
I silently whispered it when standing next to my mother... I hope she did not hear me, or else she will think I joined some strange Internet cult that force me to say a seemingly random English word twice.

>> No.12858055,1 [INTERNAL] 

2015. It's finally here.

>> No.12858067

>>12858055
Hope you gave your mom a sloppy kiss and quick grope for me. She's bound to be feeling lonely.

>> No.12858067,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858055,1
In 2015 everything is going to be different. I'll become a successful person and get a very cute loligf that has a butt and looks like Hikari from Digimon Adventure

>> No.12858085

Happy New Year, hopefully the last one.

>> No.12858085,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858067,1
Lolis don't have butts

>> No.12858085,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858067,1


Only in your wildest dreams.

>> No.12858085,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858067,1
Listen, that meme is over. It's all gone too far. You've got to drop it. You're seriously going to end up in prison. Stop for your own good.

>> No.12858085,4 [INTERNAL] 

feel when PC bluescreens on New years eve

>> No.12858121

>>12858085
Well, you better be quick about it then, since the Japanese New Year is in eight days.

>> No.12858121,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858085,3
le "it's just a meem" meme is my favorite memmay

>> No.12858146

Happy new year guys, I wish for this year to be better for all of you, and may you get many fumos and autismbux and play many eroges.
With a lewd a day, keep the depression away.

During all these years I never felt alone while reading the shitposting, I love y'all.


>>12857979
>Now it's time to drink for all the /jp/sies who didn't make it through last year and for all the ones who won't make it through this one.
But they made it. Into Gensokyo.

>> No.12858146,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858146
can anyone prove this guy isn't the jan

>> No.12858146,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858146
holy shit this sure sounds like a jan

>> No.12858146,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858146
i dont think even the jan is this gay

>> No.12858146,4 [INTERNAL] 

LMAO

>> No.12858178

>>12857994
good luck friend :-)

>> No.12858178,1 [INTERNAL] 

HOLY H*CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

told my mom to order chinese food 50 minutes ago because it's new years and there is gonna be a long wait so she literally comes down to my room 5 minutes ago, bows to me, and then says that she just ordered it now and it wont be ready for another hour holy C*RP
I
AM
GOING
TO
STARVE
TO
DEATH

>> No.12858178,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858178,1
Epic, simply epic.

>> No.12858178,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858178,2
SAY THAT TO MY DICK AS I AM STARVING TO DEATH OLY SAHFOAEJKSWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLJLGEHWLUEDJKSABHLBGDHSULGJALSEFJKAHLSJKEH

>> No.12858178,4 [INTERNAL] 

WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS TRY TO CONTROL WHEN I GET MY FOOD WHEN I WANT FOOD I WANT IT NOW NOT IN TWO HOURS

>> No.12858178,5 [INTERNAL] 

WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT FUCK GOD DAMN IT SAGHJGKJHLAGKJHLGJKJHKLLLLLLLLL

>> No.12858178,6 [INTERNAL] 

MY
BELLY
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTS

>> No.12858178,7 [INTERNAL] 

uim gonna kill mysrelf when the ball drops

>> No.12858178,8 [INTERNAL] 

Get fucked nerdo. My mom made cookies all day and now she is going to see a movie because she knows I will spend NY shitposting on /ghost/ and the jay.

>> No.12858178,9 [INTERNAL] 

GONNA STARVE TO DEATH BEFORE THE BALL DROPS

>> No.12858178,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858178,7
Okay good bye then, I won't be around so happy New Years everyone.

>> No.12858178,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858178,7
good thing yours never will heh.......

>> No.12858178,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858178,9
Stop trying to attention whore you stupid subhuman faggot.

>> No.12858178,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858178,8
My mom made me chocolate chunk coconut cookies. What kind did yours make?

>> No.12858264

>>12857903
Happy New Year and my best wishes for good H doujins for you in 2015!

>> No.12858178,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858178,12
I AM IN SERIOUS CONDITION EAT MY DICK COCKMONKEY RETARD YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HVE YOUR BELLY EAT ITSELF ALIVE

>> No.12858264,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858178,13
Chocolate chip, nut filled, Peanut butter, those peanut butter cookies with chocolate in the middle

>> No.12858287

>>12857903

New years confession time?

I have played all the touhou post-pc-98 games
I never beat any of them
I don't even know why I come here anymore

>> No.12858295

>>12858287
Which board did you come from because its obviously not here.

>> No.12858306

>>12858295

We all came from somewhere else originally.

>> No.12858352
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>>12858287
Please do not misuse the inline spoiler function. /jp/ is very skidish. You will scare them.

>> No.12858416

>>12858287
/jp/ is not /2hu/. /jp/ includes Touhou but it is not only Touhou. That is why you still come here.

>> No.12858432

Tewi is too goddamn cute

>> No.12858436

>>12858352
"them."? I beg your pardon? You are one of us, do not even attempt to suggest otherwise.

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>>12858432
Poor Tewi, it is not easy trying to deliver good luck to all of the NEETs who say: "Rabbit rabbit" on the New Year.

>> No.12858464 [DELETED] 

>>12858436
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDXDDD A BIG ONE XDD A GRAT ONE XXXDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

>> No.12858487

>>12858464
>>>/b/

>> No.12858508
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12858508

My first words of the new year were "Rabbit rabbit rabbit", please take care of me, hare of inaba!

>> No.12858509

>>12858487
Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Don't look at it. Don't answer to it. Don't read it. Shut up. Hide the post if you must, but don't answer to it.

>> No.12858510

>>12858487
Holy shit, this guy. Back to /a/ with you. This must be how Janjan thinks.

>> No.12858519
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>>12858464
Wha... What?

>> No.12858533

>>12858508
I thought you were only supposed to say it twice, not thrice. Oh my God... What have you done?

>> No.12858543

>>12858533
"Rabbit rabbit rabbit" is the correct way of doing it. If you've had bad luck until now, that's probably why.

>> No.12858550
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>>12858543
Well, it seems as if there is going to be a schism in the Church, then. For countless generations to come people will debate and wage war because of our relatively petty squable here, is that what you want?

>> No.12858550,1 [INTERNAL] 

Any of you guys see The Interview? Is it good? I need a new years eve movie to watch.

>> No.12858550,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858550,1
i watched dredd. it was a lot better than i was expecting it to be.

>> No.12858575

>>12858550
Is that Chaos;Head? Also wikipedia, a very trustworthy source of information the internet has this article about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit
Are you really going to doubt, wikipedia, anon?

>> No.12858575,1 [INTERNAL] 

there's police cops at my driveway i've been watching the younow streams what do i do

>> No.12858575,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858550,2

Okay I'll check it out.
>>12858575,1
If they knock on your door offer them donuts.

>> No.12858602
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>>12858575
You have wielded the mighty hammer of Wikipedia against me. Yet the word than I have recieved from several of my fellow NEETs here on /jp/ speaks against even the mighty Wikipedia, and I will not hesitate to take them before it. My faith remains unshaken. Your move.

>> No.12858602,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858575,1
the other day i heard some really weird rattling noise so i looked outside and saw a fire truck in the street and a few firemen and paramedics standing in the driveway of my annoying as shit neighbor

i hope something bad happened to them because fuck them so much

>> No.12858608

>>12858575
And indeed it is Chaos;Head.

>> No.12858618

>>12858602
I'm British, where the tradition originated from. Therefore I must be an expert on the subject.

>> No.12858618,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858602,1
thats really mean why would you say that

>> No.12858641

>>12858618
You are confusing two different traditions. Your pride in your islands has clouded your senses.

>> No.12858641,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12858575,2
The trailer looks ehhh. I was looking for something with a little humor and The Interview looks funny. I might watch it after though.

>> No.12860364

>>12857994
Oh no.
Iaid happy new yeat after al

I hpe i xan sstill say happy new ywat agfter i wake up

>> No.12860369

>>12860364
I maen rabbot rabbit mot happy neyweat

>> No.12860382

>>12858602
"NEET" is British too.
Everything you know is British.

>> No.12860459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX0p124kR3c

>> No.12860656

>>12857903
Just a stable job will be fine, let's do it 2015

>> No.12860656,1 [INTERNAL] 

janman why would you delete this thread and not the shitty thread bitching about "moe" and pedophiles? get some priorities spergboy

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