/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

My company just sent me to Gensokyo to try and assess if it is a viable market for securities and bonds. Shit, these people have to be the most uneducated filth ever. Noone knew what a bond was. I don't even think their economy even used money. I tried talking to some priestess named Raymoo or some shit like that, hoping that since she belongs to a religious institution, she would have some sway. I tried to have her sell bonds at a very discount rate so we can monopolize the market but she thought we were talking about ropes or something. Then I went to some mansion hoping that the local bourgeoisie would appropriate investments and all they asked was if we traded blood. I don't know what the hell they were running so I just left.

tl;dr

Gensokyo is a shitty business environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1285543
Gensokyo for the buisness huh?

gb2/oven/ you fucking jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1285551

This. I'm jewish myself, but THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

Go back to Amerikkka you capitalist pig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1285543
I wish to be the hairbrush

[Anonymous No.]

You should've sold munitions or something. I hear Gensokyo is a very unstable place with many factions vying for power.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow. Way to fail at interdimensional business. For fucks sake, did your company even take into account the exchange rates between our dimension and theirs?

[Anonymous No.]

Should have done business with Border Inc.

[Anonymous No.]

You would have made a killing if you went there selling firearms to the local human warlords in exchange for the rights to all the youkai lands. They're like indians, so you don't need to negotiate with them for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1285781
However, unlike the Native Americans, youkai will throw tons of bullets at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1285853
Yeah, but they don't even try to dodge yours.