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Hello, can we please have a Japanese animal general? We already have a Japanese food general so I see no reason why we can't have a Japanese animal thread.


This is my favorite Japanese animal. It is a Japanese horseshoe crab. Its legs are very cute.

What is your favorite Japanese animal, /jp/?

>> No.12845936,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why was my thread deleted? I just want to discuss kawaii animals.

>> No.12845936,2 [INTERNAL] 

i have a couple horseshoe crab shells in my house. they're cool.

>> No.12845936,3 [INTERNAL] 

theyre blood is blue...

>> No.12845936,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,3
why

>> No.12845936,5 [INTERNAL] 

They are freaks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8KlAmtIu1E

>> No.12845936,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,4
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_crab#Blood

>> No.12845936,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,4
no hemoglobem

>> No.12845936,8 [INTERNAL] 

kabutops

>> No.12845936,9 [INTERNAL] 

I want to fuck a horseshoe crab. Their legs are actually kinda arousing.

>> No.12845936,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,9
im rooting for you

>> No.12845936,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,9
Horseshoe crabs are mainly predators. They feed on small clams, crustaceans, and worms.

Better watch out, bro.

>> No.12845936,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,11
Oh god, still I will just train one. I will make it eat lettuce instead and raise it from when it was a child. It will learn to love dick and I will be able to make love to my sweet little horseshoe crab all day. We will get married, have babies and live happily ever after.

>> No.12845936,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,12

You know you want this dih

>> No.12845936,14 [INTERNAL] 

I want to fuck a horseshoe crab, any tips?

>> No.12845936,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,14
http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4958290_f520.jpg

where would you even put your peepee

>> No.12845936,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,15
There is a small hole in the frontish part. It will give you a blowjob. They can also give you a claw job.

>> No.12845936,17 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IQujQ0EFG4

>> No.12845936,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,17
Whoa, that's cute

>> No.12845936,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,18
Some aquarium pets are super cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnJOaOcVRUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pqauDsvDgw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5T1RUeQNtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMdE2zmVZd8

>> No.12845936,20 [INTERNAL] 

I'd feel bad for the fish any of you subhumans would keep, probably wouldn't even be able to take care of them properly.

>> No.12845936,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,20
Fish take care of themselves

>> No.12845936,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,17
That burrowing was super cute. He was saying get away from me you stupid gook. I'm burrowing my way to America.

>> No.12845936,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,20
I don't keep pets

>> No.12845936,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,21
...

>> No.12845936,25 [INTERNAL] 

Can any marine otaku tell if the mantis shrimp is badly treated and in stress or if it's actually tamed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV9z5e1r2KM

>> No.12845936,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,19
Do you think the shrimp and the Goby fish have an orgy in that cave?

>> No.12845936,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,25
Seems like it could be stressed. I think any mantis shrimp would attack anything coming after it.

>> No.12845936,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,19
The shrimp is such a hard worker unlike the gobies which are taking it extra easy, what a nice and relaxing video, is this the NEET life? Are there more like this?

>> No.12845936,29 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tYA1PYKLHo
Mantis shrimp a cutie.

>>12845936,19
I want to get a blowjob from the Sailfin Pleco.

>> No.12845936,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,28
Those shrimp and gobies work together to make sure neither dies. The shrimp can't see very well and the goby can't defend itself, so the goby keeps look out and if it senses danger, it backs in to the shrimp and the shrimp goes out to attack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkY_mSwboMQ

>> No.12845936,31 [INTERNAL] 

What if there's something too big for the shrimp and the goby retreats, the shrimp goes out and get killed?

>> No.12845936,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,31
Please write a childrens book about it. It would be good.

>> No.12845936,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,31
i guess the goby finds a new friend

Actually I heard something about the goby wiggling its tail when it backs up to let the shrimp know when to go out so maybe the goby knows when something's too big and they both just retreat and hide in the hole. I mean, this sort of thing has gotta work somehow if these two species so easily become friends.

>> No.12845936,34 [INTERNAL] 

I'd fug a dolphin without thinking twice
and the dolphin would probably like it

>> No.12845936,35 [INTERNAL] 

male dolphins can ejaculate with the force of a shotgun blast

>> No.12845936,36 [INTERNAL] 

i heard dolphin vaginas are amongst the best in the animal world

>> No.12845936,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,36
they can do things with their vag that would make human females green with envy

>> No.12845936,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,36
they are very sexual and love to rape human males and they are really tight and well lubricated and wet for obvious reasons
it's said that they have control over the insides of their vaginas of the same level that we have over our hands, its crazy

>> No.12845936,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,31
>>12845936,33
http://www.fishchannel.com/saltwater-aquariums/species-info/goby/gobies-and-pistol-shrimp.aspx
http://coglab.hbcse.tifr.res.in/teacher-resources/multimedia-resources/symbiosis/pistol-shrimp-and-the-goby-fish

Seems that the shrimps are really only housekeepers in the family and not that heroic, still its an interesting read though, especially the first link.

>> No.12845936,40 [INTERNAL] 

Uh I heard that a dude got his dick ripped off trying to fuck a dolphin. Ain't nobody got time for that.

>> No.12845936,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,34
same
dolphin vaginas look amazing and supposedly they can manipulate the muscles very well

http://i.imgur.com/IekE2Sc.png
http://i.imgur.com/2mCJxHK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GFbxiZ8.jpg

>> No.12845936,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,37
>>12845936,38
Don't dolphins also kill, bully and rape for fun?

>> No.12845936,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,42
Yes. They're also one of the only other species that has sex for pleasure. Aren't dolphins considered non-human people?

>> No.12845936,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,32
what should i name the shrimp and the gobies?

>> No.12845936,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,44
Trevor & The Teenbros

>> No.12845936,46 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,43
Oh, and they also chew on toxic fish to get high.

>> No.12845936,47 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,46
They also wrap eels around their genitals to masturbate, kind of like live onaholes of the sea

>> No.12845936,48 [INTERNAL] 

Dolhpins are Mermen?

>> No.12845936,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,47
poor eels

>> No.12845936,50 [INTERNAL] 

Umm, I'd be scared of the dolphin dragging me into the ocean and I drown. I'm not a very strong swimmer, how can I fuck a dolphin in shallow water?

>> No.12845936,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,50
Uh I think the only actual place to fuck a dolphin is in shallow water.

>> No.12845936,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,50

Well first you're gonna need a grade a cock

>> No.12845936,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,47
i wonder if dolphin teenbros play pranks by replacing each others eelholes with electric eels. lmao

>> No.12845936,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>12845936,53
Epic, simply epic.

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