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Moe, also known as Moecylius Gelatropi, is a treacherous life-eating disease which is the #1 cause of death in Canada and the United States. There are many different types of moe, all of them are characterized by uncontrolled growth and spread of abnormal cells in some part of the body.

An estimated 853,100 new cases of moe and 350,400 deaths from moe will occur in Canada in 2008. The most frequently diagnosed moe will continue to be shota moe for women and loli moe for men. The leading cause of moe death for both sexes continues to be the Mary S(t)ue.

You can reduce your risk of contracting the moe by watching shounen, looking at guro, avoiding adorable doujins that might contain traces of moe, looking at little girls cosplaying kittens, and generally avoiding anything exceedingly cute or huggable. Also, consult your doctor if you're experiencing a weird fuzziness inside or the insuppressible urge to go "Awwwwwwww!".

Deaths by moe will possibly reach 17 million people each year in 2030 with poor countries shouldering the heaviest burden from the disease. An aging population will bump up moe rates worldwide in the coming years, especially in developing countries where the number of people watching moeblob shows is on the rise. And the disease will hit poorer countries harder because of limited moe protection and a lack of treatments such as GAR injections that can extend people's lives.

Health Canada, in partnership with the Public Health Agency of Canada, continues to monitor this disease, identifying the trends and the risk factors, developing programs to reduce moe risks, and undertaking research to evaluate risks from the environment and behaviors.

>> No.128381
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I'm a goddamn murderer

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>> No.128398
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I actually have more GAR pictures than moe ones.

Wow, how did that happen?

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>>128398

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>>128381
No, Yuyuko. You are the death sentence.

>> No.128406

>>128373
The More You Know

>> No.128409

>>128381
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

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>>128414
HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.128429
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Youmue

>> No.128444
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So...moe thread?

>> No.128450

>>128444

WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...!!!

>> No.128458
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>> No.128459
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That's rignt. We will kill everyone with the power of Moe!

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Moe is killing us all, with the nutbladders among the first organs to be affected.

>> No.128478

>>128462
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
tell them...that I....was a good man....*cough hack wheeze*

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>>128472

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>>128494

HEY! HEY! No Youmu moe image dumps without me!

>> No.128503

>>128467

Tell... my girl... friend... that I.... love her...

Oh... wait... I don't have one...

FOX..... DIE!!!

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>>128502

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>>128507

>> No.128512
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>> No.128513

Needs more youmu

>> No.128520
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>>128513

And then there was moar Youmu

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>>128520

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>>128522

Have a moe, older Youmu for good measure.

>> No.128525
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Good bye

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The image I'm posting combines moe, tsukihime and incest.

It's all thats left when you evaporate the touhou out of /jp/.

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Youkai moe

>> No.128532

>Moecylius Gelatropi

Is dat sum fancy name for moe blob?

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>>128527

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>>128535

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>> No.128545

>>128525
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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Relevant

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>>128528
Youkai moe, indeed.

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>>128550

Moar Myon moe

>> No.128564
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>>128373

Gar Moe?

>> No.128567

I want my epitaph to read:
"Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship."

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG.

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Satan moe.

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.......

(x___x)

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>>128579

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>>128373

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feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe feeding the moe

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ITT: Crimes against humanity.

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>> No.128614

>>128606
HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Vampire moe

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>>128373

Swimsuit moe, one of the many deathly variations of Moecylius Gelatropi.

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Yago just killed you

>> No.128626

>>128620
rabbit moe ;_;

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>>128373

Shrine maiden moe, staple form of Moecylius Gelatropi.

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>> No.128636

>>128481

T-tell my wife....hello

>> No.128639
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>>128628

RONERY moe, a common variant of Moecylius Gelatropi. Likened to the flu

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>> No.128645

>this thread
HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
x100

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>>128639

Bunny girl moe.

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PROMOTIONS

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>>128647

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>> No.128678

>>128675
awww she's sleeping
SHIT HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>> No.128688

>>128682
MOEkou ;_;

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>>128675

Sleeping Moecylius Gelatropi, a silent killer.

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>>128709

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>>128700

Situational Moecylius Gelatropi, infects those not even aware of Moecylius Gelatropi.

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Glasses make things even more moe.

*dead*

>> No.128739

>>128724
At first I was like ^_^
Then I was like ಠ_ಠ

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>>128718
>>128724

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>> No.128753

>>128739
And then I was like ;_;
Sauce?

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>>128373
>>128744

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The most terrifying thing about moe is that it can affect anyone. Nobody is safe, and often, a diagnosis is not made until it is too late.

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>>128373

Being hungry is moe as well.

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>>128758
Alice after she realized she has been affected.

>> No.128776

>>128718

Argh my chest....gyeugh.

>> No.128777

>>128741

FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK

HHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>128682

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>> No.128781

>>128779
Fang Moe...;_;
HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>128373

Sometimes, moe can disguise itself much like a chameleon.

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>>128788

Saya is moeblob.

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>> No.128814

>>128799
om nom nom

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>>128373

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>>128807
nishimata is my hero

>> No.128826

>>128373

100 picture examples of moe. Truely, a terrifying disease.

>> No.128829

Image limit reached.
Shall we go kill ourselves with even more excess moe?

>> No.128833

>>128829
lets

>> No.128838

>>128829

Moe nevar sleeps. It shall rear its head without delay.

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