Monstergirl General

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection

Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX

Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

Wurm Collar soon(tm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836837
Jinkos are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836837
Don't care, best girl got her collar already

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836837
Its no real dragon, but i'll take it.

[Just sit right back and you'll(...) No.]

http://pastebin.com/XQ2KBiie

The sight of the human reeling back in shock greets her when she breaks the surface. Not exactly the start she’d hoped for. She forces herself to smile. Surely he won’t find her so threatening if she smiles, right? She tries to formulate a suitably non-threatening greeting, but the human speaks first.

“Why the hell are you following me?! What do you want?!”

Morgana pauses, her smile faltering. What DOES she want? She’d had nothing but mating on her mind until now, but she can’t possibly say that to him

“I…I just want to talk.”

She feels a pang of guilt as she gets a better look at the emaciated human on the ground in front of her. He looks like hell: rail thin, unshaven, exhausted. While she’s been dreaming up rosy fantasies about coming to his rescue and receiving his steamy, erotic gratitude in return, he’s been up here actually struggling to survive. Actually going hungry, having nowhere to sleep, and being worlds away from everything he’s ever known.

“So, uh, how are you?”

The human’s jaw drops in shock, then sets in anger.

“Oh I’m just dandy.” He retorts, voice thick with sarcasm, “My ship sank, I washed up on an island with nothing to eat on it, and, best of all, I now have a crazed monster stalking me!”

Morgana winces. She probably had that coming; monsters don’t have the best reputation among humans.

“Look,” she says, sliding through the water toward him “I know we didn’t get off to the best start, but if you could just sit down with me for a moment…”

She’s quite close to him now and she extends a single tentacle along the ground toward him. Not her wisest decision. The human jumps as if stung the moment her tentacle chances upon his leg, scrambling to his feet and running full tilt through the trees.

[Anonymous No.]

First for slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have any lizardman art they could post? I somehow lost my folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836850
/jp/: fanfiction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836845
I actually ordered this comic to my mystical land of spicy food and cheap labor. The books are said to be twice as thick as normal tankoubons. I hope it will not be too heavy, and thus expensive.

[ThunderBrother No.]

Reposting from last thread.

Aviators chapter 10: http://pastebin.com/i7WTjJDb

I wanted to post this around New Year's, because relevance, but felt that would have been too long. Constructive criticism is always appreciated, and I hope you enjoy it.

If you would like to start from the beginning: http://pastebin.com/R3F2VGV5

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836837
>Wurm Collar soon
Always nice to see more stuff for best dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836857
I don't have very much, but here have this.

[Anonymous No.]

Love the yeti, hug the yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836857

Here you go, mate.

>>12836866

Done and done, chief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836857
Not while i'm on my phone, far away from home.

Sorry mate :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836866
Perform intercrural with the yeti's soft brown thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836857

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I hope that manticore and father get a happy ending. Admittedly I dont know if a happy ending is possible, but I can hope. I think its important to remember that just because something bad happened once doesn't mean progress can't be made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836892
Man, fuck manticore mom. She abandoned her child. No respect for that very reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836707
>>12836712

>>12836892
Due to length, have a pastebin.

My only fear is that links have far less visibility in-thread.

http://pastebin.com/qYLPhRW0

>What do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836850
Potential for a cute love story. I've enjoyed it so far, and look forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836897
reminds me of lanternon's story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836850
Holy shit I thought you were kill.

Wb and I'm looking forward to reading more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836897
Yeah, I see why you'd feel that way. Its entirely possible that manti mum wants to make good on her mistakes, but its also possible she's just gonna bitch out again. We'll see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836904
I really need to catch up on that one. I read the first chapter but not the rest. It was good too so I don't know why I didn't continue to read. I did the same thing with Moose's saga. I'm up to chapter 16 in his story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836901
NOOO YOU TOOK THE SHIT ROUTE
THE SHIT ROUTE
WHY
ALCHOHOL DOESNT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS IT JUST MAKES YOU FUN AT PARTIES
NO SHIT ROUTE OPTION NEXT TIME PLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836850
Nice. A guy with a decent head on his shoulders who doesn't freak at monsters beyond appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836905
Not dead, just a little slow

[Anonymous No.]

>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and her Husband
>"GOD PISSMCFAGGOTSHITFUCK!"
>"Anon are you playing a game that requires teamwork again?"
>"Yes...ASSKISSINGSLUGSLIME!"
>A bark is heard as the new puppy looks up at you.
>"Aw hey Volg. Come here boy."
>The dog leaps onto the couch and pants happily as you pet his head.
>"Such a cute little puppy, yes you are, yes you are!"
"So where the hell did you come up with that name?"
>"Maybe if you watched anime that wasn't Fujoshit you would know. Isn't that right Volg? Mommy has shit taste, yes she does!"
>You lift the puppy up as it licks your face
>"I do NOT have shit taste with Anime!"
>"Gracie you LIKED Katekyo Hitman Reborn, and that is there is literally no show in the history of man that is as unfunny or uneventful as that garbage. If you were to mix Naruto Filler Hell with Current Family Guy and Current Simpsons you'd get something only half as dumb as Reborn."
>"Oh whatever, what about you? You like the Star Wars Prequels!"
>"HEY I like the action scenes! I agree Jar-Jar is racist unfunny shit and Hayden is a terrible actor. Also without the Prequels we would have never gotten The Gendy Clone Wars Miniseries. Reborn just killed thousands of trees and printed nothing on it."
>"Whatever, you just...OHF."
>"What is it? Your shit taste giving you consitpati..."
>There's a splash as Gracie starts to breath hard.
>"Oh God, Anon. My Water just Broke."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12828304

>”Jun! Get out of here,” Aster shouted. “This is my thing, don’t get in the way.”
>”Sorry, but Lady Nephry asked me to look after her daughter,” Jun says with a small laugh. “And she did mention you, after all.”
>Aster gets upset and stamps one or two of her legs to the ground
>Now that you think about it, Rei mentioned earlier that her mother helped her sneak out of her home
>She must have also asked that Kunoichi to keep a close eye on the two of you while you took Rei out, too make sure everything went the way her daughter wanted
>A bro mother
>”So since I’m here,” she hears Jun say before she gets a paper talisman stuck to her forehead
>The Kunoichi traces a circle in the air in front of Aster’s eyes
>”Just focus on me,” she says, over and over, keeping her fingers from one hand on Aster’s forehead
>Until eventually, the demon’s eyesight comes completely blurred, save for Jun’s figure
>Aster tries to swipe her away, and Jun backs off
>But as the Ushi-Oni tries to look around to find you and Rei, she tends to swivel her head back and forth, yelling, “Dammit, you two, where are you?”
>Even as she looks right at you, she can’t be sure what she’s looking at.
>The only thing she can see for sure with her vision is Jun, retreating from her with flighty steps
>”Ufufu~. If you want me to remove the talisman, you’ll have to catch me, Aster.”
>Aster still tries looking for you for a few moments more before giving up in frustration, even running barely past you to chase after her
>”Rrgh! Get back here, you bitch. I’m gonna rip your wings off when I catch you, ya know!”
>The Kunoichi appears behind the two of you once again, and pulls you in to whisper to you
>”You two should be on your way. I’ll deal with this, Lady Rei.”
>Seeing the Ushi-Oni charging towards her, she steps out of your way to lead her away from you
>”Be careful, you two,” she says before taking off with the demon hot on her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836927
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836927
We're 5.6 on the happening scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836927
Can you just stop writing now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836916
Anon, less complaining and more what do'ing~

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836927
>Hating Reborn
Now I see that the husband has shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836928

>As for Rei, she gets a good look at you once the two bodyguards are gone
>She sees that you’re a mess, your shirt tattered and torn, and your body slightly bruised and cut from having an Ushi-Oni tackling and manhandling you
>”Oh no Anon...You look terrible,” she says, tracing her hand across your body, examining your injuries
“No, it’s fine,” you tell her. “I think...I can manage.”
>You don’t feel as much pain as you did earlier, that’s for certain
>”No, Anon. Let me help you,” Rei responds, closing her eyes
>When she opens her eyes, they have a calm, golden glow to them, as though she is in a trance
>As she carefully runs her hand over the skin of your bruises and cuts
>You can feel a summer-like warmth replacing the pain from the injuries you’ve taken as she moves her hands across them, until both feelings are gone completely across your body
>In a near instant, her eyes lose that golden glow, and she lets out a gasp and a sigh, having released her energy
>You feel along the areas where your injuries resided, feeling no pain at all
“It’s...it’s gone. Rei, you’re amazing.”
>”Y-Yes...thank you,” she says, her eyes avoiding yours, with a hint of blush on her face
>You notice this, and try to look at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836950
Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836941
Here's what I would do
1 feed self and take a nap. You think better when fed and rested.
2 have a long and serious conversation with ex-waifu about parenting, her thoughts and intentions as well as yours, and why she left
If you feel she's trustworthy, pursue a better relationship
If not, wish her the best and say that you'd like to play single player for a while.

Be as logical as possible. The purpose of this is to fix your shit, not to complain.

Its important to wish mantimum the best as well. You want her to improve, but you're not sure if you can trust her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836951
>Liking Reborn.
It's garbage mate
It fucking sucks as a comedy series because none of the jokes are funny
It's ABYSMAL as a shounen series because the fights have the worst Choreograph ever.
And Tsuna somehow manages to be more of a whiny child that Shinji Ikari.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836966
Shinji actually had a reason to be a whiny little shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836965
Oh, we're long past that stage anon.

Gotta pick up from where it's left off, that's the fun!

And since you're the only one still reading, you get all the say. Isn't that great? To make a deal with the obvious lich or not, that's the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836955
First a kitsoviet story, now more of this. Good thread start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836968
If you're going to dump images, at least make an album on imgur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836966
>It's garbage
Opinion
>sucks as a comedy
I watched it because it was stupid, gotta unwind sometimes
>Shit fights
Yeah but the concepts were pretty cool
>Tsuna being a bitch
The entire point of the show is to make him less of a bitch, Reborn is just a dick about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836955

“Is something wrong?” you ask Rei
>”No, it’s just...” she stops for a moment, an embarrassed smile creeping onto her cheeks
>”It’s nothing. I just thought that...”
>You curiously press her on the subject
“Hmm? Thought what?”
>She pauses, pursing her lips as she hesitantly says, “Well...”
>She looks at you, her head tilted down with a smile
>”I did not know you had...such a defined chest.”
>You sweat a bit as you start scratching your neck nervously
“That...Wasn’t what I was expecting,” you say with a laugh
“Still...we should hurry back to the theater...we wouldn’t wanna miss our movie, don’t you agree?”
>She gives a nod, and the two of you begin to make your way back where you came
>Along the way, Rei utters out to you:
>”You know, Anon...I had a good time with you tonight.”
>She silently takes a hold of your leave as she says it
>You turn your head to her, feeling a smile make its way onto your face
>Now that you think about it, you notice that Rei looks that much more beautiful without her hat
>Until now, it had hidden her long, flowing black hair
>You return the sentiment with a “Yeah,” and take hold of her hand in response
>Ever so slightly do you feel her hand tighten on yours

END

Ugh. Now then, how about a short story about an unpopular-looking, hex-loving Apophis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836966
Shinji whined but he still manned up and got in the fucking robot, and he and Asuka won da End of Evab owl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836901
>>12836971

Got lost on/in pixiv. So I'm here to contest the choice.

Obviously we continue down this chosen path. We just got a map.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836850
Out of nowhere, the Scylla actually gets some writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836974
If you're going to bitch at least cry me a river so that I can swim with some pretty mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836910
It won't take too long if you do; I'm almost done. Only one or two chapters and then the epilogue.

I was looking back over some of my older works and had an extremely temporary urge to insert gag rewrites. Like when MC gave Jen the spirit energy crystal.

>"Hey, I got you a present. I wrapped it in a little bow and everything."
>Her eyes go wide. She opens her mouth to try to say something, but all that comes out are five different lines of drool that spill onto her chest.
>"It's this rock!"

>In the end, human beings are the real monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836990
It's like Christmas or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836990
>You'll never kidnap a sleeping Scylla, tie thick planks of wood to her legs and dump her on land, laughing as she clutzes around on her stilt-tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

You're waifu and daughteru have been kidnapped by two different groups of homeless people.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837007
You're an evil mastermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837010
I kidnap Charon and put her in the middle as bait, and steal back my family when both groups of hobos converge.
>>12837011
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837010
Feed the homeless to the homeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837012
But they are on opposite sides of town and you only have time to save one.
I'm sure you can guess what will happen to the one you don't save. You've played Rance games, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837020
This situation suddenly requires a thermonuclear device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837020
I put Charon in the middle of town. Both groups surge to the bait, and will rape her for at least 24 hours. I go for my daughteru first, becuase my Waifu is woman enough to take advantage of the situation and get out of there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837020
Call the police.
Stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837029
And on the off chance she can't get out, I sprint to her location after ensuring my daughter is safe.
And.. I dunno. Buy a box of condoms for charon afterwards by way of apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837027
One that you can pilot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837035
Is that a loli being raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836981
>spoiler
yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837035
Well you're much smarter than I am. I was just going glass the city and end the situation entirely.

>>12837038
It would appear so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836992
hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

Don't know if anyone is even interested, but chapter seven of Yetinburg is done.
http://pastebin.com/2CeJRwGJ
Thoughts and criticism appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837010

Offer Junko 50 cents as bait to hunt down and milk all the hobos in the city, rendering them satisfied and harmless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837049
[Spoiler]But she's a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837049
Anon, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837049

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837046
Yay. Thought you had turtled up and hid under a rock after the drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837058
There was drama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837046
Good to see you are not kill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837058
>>12837062
Thanks, though I think my trip is marked as spam by 4chan now.

>>12837060
I fucked up bad so I've been hiding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837068
What did you do? Do a story about break dancing Shirohebi, or pseudo penises like Bob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837046
I'll get to reading now. This story is among my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837070
Well, I was compared to bob. Two days of getting my CYOA derailed while I thought I didn't need a retcon and pissing people off.
Glad that people aren't trying to shank me right now to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837060
>>12837070

Basically during one vote there was nearly ironclad evidence of ballot stuffing for a decision to confess love and marry the Jinko.

Next day Nyanon tried to roll with it and make some pretty sharp plot twists and turns to undo the damage without "cancelling" out the ballot-stuffed events. But it made a huge mess of the plot and continuity. People got mad, and abandoned the CYOA.

Nyanon is super meek, like the shy library girl archetype, couldn't handle the bad press and hid in his pillow fort for a week or two until shit settled down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837075
We aren't THAT rabid and mentally challenged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837070

>Break dancing Shirohebi

Hm. Interesting. To be quite honest I have never read a single story in my life that had good dancing scenes in it. Why is it? Do the basic motions take too many words to write effectively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837076
I still like the guy though. He's not a bad writer and I enjoy his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837076
Good god, are you going to come up with moe archtypes for every writer?
Like masochistic girl for Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837077
Yes we are.
>>12837076
I just imagined nyanon as a shrinking violet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836850
Alas, poor Thomas' asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

Stuff that I worked on this year but not shared on thread
Before Dinner Minte (Cleaned and Uncensored): http://i.imgur.com/u4RW4ZY.png
Sleeping Ferrah (Inspired by Mouse Daki): http://i.imgur.com/RDvW5Tw.png
Reposting Baphoment (because why not): http://i.imgur.com/xKW15yM.png
Jessie (baby Jinko from Aviators): http://i.imgur.com/7DHzOY9.jpg
Spider Bath Time (Fizz): http://i.imgur.com/75Rl1ed.png
Smug Fox(Lewd ver): http://i.imgur.com/xJivkx6.png
Rin(SS): http://i.imgur.com/0Z7Di9U.png
Milf Centaur(UB): http://i.imgur.com/5fd1dyw.png
Rye-Chan (our school mascot is a goat): http://i.imgur.com/L0rdh4K.png
She got her tragedy(Me ;_;): http://i.imgur.com/vti86iN.png
NEET Kikimora Janitor: http://i.imgur.com/XRF4o9C.png
So, have you done it yet?: http://i.imgur.com/F3las2f.png
Ravine Trapdoor Spider(Fulfilling Dreams): http://i.imgur.com/SLhKlJE.png
Lewd Mouse(using her lewd mouth) http://i.imgur.com/RmVIneF.png
Rose (WIP): http://i.imgur.com/2rQrEL8.png
Doodles on Notes (10 Images):
http://imgur.com/VzCqcGl,PtB5dCh,iN1pHt0,YSPCjlL,m7oSoE5,V0Rd7fh,9yDbSeq,4dxe90w,vnxvu6v,mnCSyws,3JyAGDR#0

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836971
Well first you POLITELY thank the lich for her offer, but point out that you've had more to drink than an oni on Oktoberfest and any decision you make would be dumb.

You also do this because redirecting your daughteru would be a thing done not from the good of your heart but because you were to selfish to let her rest in peace.

Then, you go home, sober up, and do this:
>>12836965
THERES A GOOD END HERE I JUST KNOW IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837088
Actually, I decided on that archetype when I found out Nyanon really shies away from IRC and live chat of any sort, instead only preferring to use message boards. Which reminds me of someone who holes up in a library but can't talk face to face with people.

Might have to ask Danna-sama to draw a bookish Dormouse Nyanon instead of the story Kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095
I love you. No hommo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095
Something doesn't seem right. Like a black man among KKK members, or a person in a MG thread who doesn't like dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095
Can you just post the imgur gallery so we won't need 20 tabs open to see them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095
You should put these in an album. Also, some of your links don't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837105
>Write stories too
>Sometimes spend days or even weeks away from writing or viewing the thread
>Don't go to IRC or live chat period
>Don't have cute image
Well, I'm actually glad to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095
>NEET Kikimora Janitor: http://i.imgur.com/XRF4o9C.png
This makes me so fucking happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095
Jesus, those heart pupils on the mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837110
>>12837111
http://imgur.com/a/KBzQz#0
But I already have a gallery.
I just don't post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837104
>>12836971
>>12836901
Anon if you don't finish this I will find you and kill you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837124
I never thought I'd see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837131
Well, at least now we know what happened to Junko's hobo baby. At least she has a good orphanage to raise her. Hopefully won't have semen addiction, the way crack babies have crack addiction because their mom used during pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837104
>redirecting
I assume you mean resurrecting?

But don't you want to see your daughter again? To hear her sweet voice, see her happy smile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836850
Looking forward for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095
Go upload your work on pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837139
Come on man, you're pretty relentless in your attempt to Charon-ify Junko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837035
Source on manga on screen?

[Anonymous No.]

How many of the violated hero's have been translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837147
No clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837145
He wants to ruin our smiles and the smiles of our waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837148
1-3

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837144
sure. I'll ask elh to add it on blog after im done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836845
I wish this would get translated
The story seems interesting and that tiger girl might be a bitch but she gets me hard as a diamond

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837145
>>12837152

Nah, there's just a pretty aggressive asshole that crops up whenever anything non-positive about the Jinko is mentioned. Like shitpostng levels of aggressive.

Last straw as when someone basically ballot-stuffed for Jinko marriage, derailing the plot and torpedoing Nyanon's CYOA. Thanks to that and other incidents with that guy, some of us have come to hate Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837130
Well I was so sure one path was going to be followed and began writing accordingly, but I've been surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837140
I do. And her smile won't be so sweet when she's been torn from the afterlife because of her father's greed. Absolutely not.

Anyway I gotta sleep I expect a good end when I wake up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837174
What a douche. He's like John Edwards.

[Anonymous No.]

HORSE PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837189
SUPER GLUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837192
Burger King.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837193
SOFT COW

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837189
Clang clang, loli, AND horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837198
Touch the cow. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837209
Always

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837189
SNAKE CLOACA

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837209
With a fork, yes?

>>12837215
AMBIGUOUS ANDROID CREVICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837209
>>12837211
Can I smack the cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837221
Yes, on the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837221
Dude you know poeple put holes into cows stomachs to see whats inside
for science
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMEY2gQE9xc
fucking crepep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837176
A better way is out there. Like when people decided to put nylon cables on parachutes instead of cotton ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837225
That's very crepep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837225
Eh, that old news

[thegreens No.]

>>12837176
If you want I can stick this my pastebin, if you don't have one of your own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837222
With if I hit her with a rubber fist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837225
That's supid.
>Helloo hookworms. Get in my stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095
>my berserker salamander wife can't be this cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837219
FISH EXTERNAL FERTILIZATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837240
SLIME CORE MASSAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837240
BINARY FISSION

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837242
BIRD CLOACA

I wonder does Kikimora have bird cloaca or pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837225
TOUCH THE COW
FROM THE INSIDE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837254
>Iyaan~
>It's going into my stomach!

You may now execute me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837254
FLUFFY HELL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837250
She has a wolf cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get raped by a yandere
>A Valkyrie/priest/whatever will never become corrupted because it loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837275
I wouldn't mind something as simple as a werecat, so long as yandere and onee-sans are involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837275
Yanderes are cute
>MGE in one pic.jpg

[joker !IjQSVXsv8E No.]

You fanfiction.net?

Why not place stories that people post here under a MGE category?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837236
>the "she's my wife face"
hnng
The dom face is pretty good too.

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>>12837291
>>12837298
Yandere's are creeps, at least in my opinion.

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>>12837298

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>>12837317
If I couldn't jack off to porn I would rather be alone forever.

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>>12837323
Why would you need porn when you have a waifu?

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>>12837317
>Your fluffy tail gf and wolfu childhood friend found out that you fapped without their knowing
>they force you to creampie them as many times as you fapped in your life
How fucked up are you?

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>>12837291
I gently pat the Werecat, then scratch it under the chin.

Then I'll give it some of the fish I caught and send it's on it's way.

The next day she will appear with 4 other Werecats.

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>>12836837
>>12836848
>Poll for next Luth Collar.png
>No option for Anubis Collar
Fuck you guys.

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>>12837332
I tell them to fuck off until they turn into lamias.

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>>12836927
>Hating on Reborn
Hey, it might've been Shonen Tripe, but I still liked it. And yes, by the end, exactly nothing had been accomplished. But still, I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837332
Not fucked up enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837345
But anon!

It has a mystery box!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837337
This were-cat seems to be missing her pants. Or was she wearing any in the first place?

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>>12837332

Did you make this or something? Cause when I searched it on all engines all I get is a big fat "what is this anon? I do not know what this is."

[Anonymous No.]

You're an adventurer, adventuring about, when you hear an egg crack and see a tiny harpy sitting in an eggshell, up high in a branch.

She spots you and asks meekly: "Daddy?"

You try to dissuade her, but she's now convinced you're her father and it looks like she's all alone.

Do you make the perilous journey to take her to the nearby Harpy Colony? A dangerous, mountainous area where Bird Girls of all species and sizes live and will attack trespassers on sight? Perhaps the Harpy Queen will reward you if you bring the child into her kingdom safely?

[Anonymous No.]

When is that one greentext gonna continue?

Is anon still alive in the snow for the kikimora to find?

Will the suffering continue? Will we finally get the promised healing?

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>>12837366
(not him) same here.

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>>12837367

Why not? I'm already more slippery than a lubricated eel so no one's going to get me or the harpy child. And if she wants to stay with me at least I gave her options.

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>>12837369
You mean this one? http://pastebin.com/PamsqJRM

I think it's ded, unless he's saving something for New Years.

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>>12837382
>Ded
God I hope not.

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>>12837390
Well, like, we haven't heard anything from him since his last post containing the greentext, so he must have been kill, right?

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>>12837332
where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

So who leads a Church of the Fallen?

A Dark Priest or a Incubi?

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>>12837421
Some Dark Priest bigwig, a Dark Bishop if you will.

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>>12837428
So hypothetically If I fuck her with promises of joining her religion, but don't, would she shrug it off?

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>>12837431
Nope.

She is just going to get more aggressive with converting you.

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>>12837431
The Dark Archbishop would send out Church enforcers to find you and 'punish' you.

The Church of the Dark Lord is powerful. It'd be best to stay on their good side.

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>>12837439
They'll just get spanked and sent back without dickings.

She can't win this.

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>>12837366
>>12837403
You get 3 jap sites from google searche, then you go to that site and image search cover, that will get you to translated version

But here is the source
http://exhentai.org/g/764402/de5886d292/

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>>12837382
>that ending
So what's up with the change in perspective? It'll be interesting, I suppose, but won't it be hard to self-insert?

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>>12837457
Thanks a bunch.

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>>12837458
Well, the previous perspective wound up collapsing in the snow from depression, so it'd be hard to have it from his perspective.

If he's still alive, I'm sure we'll switch back to him when he wakes up.

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>>12837452
The first few they send can probably be shaken off with some effort. Your bounty and threat will continue to grow. Eventually they'll start sending out higher ranking members.

High-ranking members with unholy strength and anti-miracles. Told to take you back into their flock, mindbroken or alive.

It'll be a nice backstory thing you can talk about with the Monster Girls that you're adventuring with. How you joined the Church of the Dark Lord, left, and have been on the run ever since.

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>>12837457
what ia the title of the manga?
too lazy to get througj sad panda
>inb4 how new are you

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>>12837484
>too lazy to get through sad panda
I never understood why this was a thing. It's piss easy and takes like 5 minutes for fapping for the rest of your internet. Not even. oh, and FTFY

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>>12837130

Tiny update on line 93. Sorry, got distracted by some other stuff.

http://pastebin.com/j0pubQBJ

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>>12837495
I did everything. made a fucking account on the site and waited a week. still couldn't access sad panda. If you could be so kind, could you give me the title.of the manga/comic/whatever you call it?

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>>12837495
Not him but I'm too lazy to even check what needs to be done. I only saw some posts from people that said it takes a week or 2 of waiting and just said fuck that.

That's why I just see if whatever is posted exists in g.e , and if it doesn't then I just drop it since I'll forget it even exists in about half an hour.

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>At work
>Manage to cut your finger open
>You finish what you're doing before going to wash it out, and just then your shark waifu shows up with a glassy, unfocused look
>Meandering aimlessly around the place, slowly making her way nearer and nearer to you
>She's not responding when you try to get her attention
>Finally she spins on her heels and darts straight towards you, grabbing your hand and stuffing your finger in her mouth
>She starts licking and sucking on your finger, still not responding to you, for a good 15 minutes before she finally sighs happily, takes your finger out of her mouth, wraps her arms around you and nuzzles into your neck
>"Mmmm, you taste the best" she says, before giving you a playful nibble
>How the fuck did she get across town so fast?

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>>12837457
I can't access sad panda in my country. Could you give me the title of the manga so I could search for it on another site? Thanks alot.

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>>12837545
Cute. I want more.

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> And now for some TLC from a Hellhound:

...as I sat against her in the dark I watched as the storm outside illuminated the cave's mouth with furious blasts of lightning. It was lucky that she found this grotto when she did or we'd both be out there getting soaked. And from the one time we'd gotten caught in the rain before I already appreciated the fact she wouldn't smell like wet dog for a day.

If anything, being this close to her, she smelt faintly ashen. Like the crisp smell one gets from a campfire in the mid of autumn. Relaxing, in a way. Comfortable. Between that and her wrapping her fur-covered paws around me like a Teddy Bear I had already forgotten about my mental demons. The ones that had been haunting me since a year ago: they were my hell. Who better to chase away such things than a dog of the underworld herself? I owed Valira so much, more than she would ever know.

"Toran," she asked, interrupting my thoughts. Her voice not unlike a purr in my ear. "When was the last time you bathed?"

"Something like a week, why? Do I smell that bad?"

She snorted, as if amused, "Absolutely horrible. You should be happy I'm willing to sit with you like this." In reality we both knew that she'd cuddle me even if I smelt like skunk. This was just her way of trying to be cute. I think.

"Well thanks for putting up with me, Valira. I know it must be difficult." I guess it came out less jovial and more harsh than I expected as her grip tightened around me.

"For you? Anything. But don't get all depressive on me or I'll..."

I smiled and patted one of her paws reassuringly. "No it's not that. I just worry about you too, you know? I feel bad that you keep sneaking off in the middle of the night for my sake."

Her body heat seemed to double at the remark. "Well if someone would just tell me they wanted to have sex I wouldn't have to go and..."

> cont

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>>12837585
Wait, what is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837585

I couldn't help but chuckle at her misinterpretation of my words. "Val, I meant about the breakfast and firewood you always seem to collect before I wake up. So that's what you do when you..."

My air was cut off for a moment as she "hmph'd" and clutched me tighter. From behind us I could hear her long tail flit back and forth. For awhile we just stayed like that in silence, letting it speak our emotions for us. Finally I worked up the courage to say something. "So... if not having sex bothers you that much why haven't you just pinned me down yet? Lord knows you could."

"Because exactly that," she replied. "It's true that I'm a Hellhound, a monster capable of taking whatever man I want whenever I want. But you know what? It's not the same as having that same man willingly submit. Something like that means more. Or it should, anyways."

I mused over her words. They carried some truth to them. "So all this time, you've been waiting for me to what, get naked and..."

I yelped as Valira nipped at my nape. "No, you idiot," she said, not without mirth. "I just wanted you to be comfortable enough around me that you could ask such without feeling awkward. Or without losing your pride."

"Pride is the least of my worries," I said, tilting my head up to look into her eyes. "Really I just don't want to disappoint you, you know? Even with you taking the lead I doubt I'll much be any good."

"Hmmm, perhaps." Candid, she was. Her two burning eyes betrayed her passion though. "But I wouldn't mind even if that was the case. You'll learn and get better, in time."

"I see..."

Another round of silence as we stared at one another. This time, though, there was an unspoken sexual tension. She was testing me, I think. To see if I was ready to truly submit to her care. It wasn't until a particularly loud crash of thunder outside that I finally managed to say something. "You'd think this would be easier."

> cont

>>12837595
Writing it right now, I'm bored.

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>>12837545
Is it just me, or are there other anons who can vividly imagine scenes and images unfold before their minds with even the slightest bit of creative writing? It doesn't matter if it's shitty either, my mind fills in any and all gaps to make a coherent and tangible delusion fantasy for me to indulge in. And yet I'll never be satisfied even with this satisfying imaginative power, because it's never real, and never actually there, tangible, and physical.

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>>12837614

"Nothing worth doing is easy, Toran." Her tail seemed to increase its pace back and forth in anticipation. "But all you have to do is say three words: 'Let's. Have. Sex.' That's it. That's all you have to do."

I could feel the heat rush to my face. "And yet it feels so awkward! Like... like it should be sexier or more romantic or..."

Again she cut me off, this time by kissing my forehead. "Hush. Just take a deep breath and say it. If I don't break you of this now how else are you going to be able to deal with the really fun stuff later on?"

"Like... Like what?" I asked.

She winked. "Oh you know, stuff like ropes, collars, and gags..."

If I wasn't already red before I was then. "I... Umm... Yeah I guess I should have expected that. Hellhound and all..."

"Of course we don't ever have to go that far if you don't want to. Again it's all about you being comfortable and genuinely wanting to be with me."

"I do want to be with you Val but..."

She growled, the grin characteristic of her race creeping across her face. "Then say it. The three words."

The stare she gave me all but burned a hole through my skull. Well, it was now or never I guessed. "Let's... have sex?" I winced and closed my eyes the moment the words left my mouth. I felt so foolish. That's when she started to scratch the top of my head affectionately.

"See? Not that hard, was it?"

"No?" I opened my eyes to see her still grinning down at me. The fire about Valira's eyes seemed to be even more radiant than usual.

"Good boy~. Now take off your shirt and pants before I decide to rip you out of them. I have three months of sexual frustration to work out on you."

"You'll need to let me go first."

"Ah, right..."

But she didn't. Not at first. Instead she spun me around and took my tongue up with hers. It was my first kiss, one that would stay with me for the rest of my life. As would the memories of what happened next.

> Tempted to blue ball anon but cont soon

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>>12837642
>"Good boy~. Now take off your shirt and pants before I decide to rip you out of them. I have three months of sexual frustration to work out on you."

My suspension of disbelief has been broken.

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>>12837642

The kiss itself did not last very long. If I had to guess she mostly had done it to help calm herself somewhat. The heat emanating from her blackened skin was immense, her arousal evident in more ways than one. Between that red, fluffy tail and her panting I knew she was about three seconds away from slamming me against the cave floor and having her way with me. Yet it was also soothing. The fact that she was restraining herself for my sake is what I cared about most of all.

"Right... clothes then..." I gasped as she let me go. In my haste to disrobe I ended up tripping over myself in the removal of my pants. Something she had a laugh about at my expense.

"Do try not to knock yourself out, Toran. I want you awake for this."

I grumbled as I untangled myself. "Easy for you to say, you don't wear pants. All you wear is..."

"These?" I looked up to see her holding her void-colored panties in one of her claws. I fought to keep my gaze from wandering lower, at first anyways. When I finally saw her womanhood, all but dripping liquid down her leg, I gulped.

"Three months... huh?

"Three months," Valira replied. The Hellhound tossed aside her skimpy cloth as if it were nothing and closed the gap between us. Gently, yet powerfully, she pushed me down and held me there as she stole another kiss. I was powerless - with my arms above my head and her lower half pinning mine. She was in control and we both knew it.

"Now then, Toran..." She drew back, looking down between us. I followed her gaze and watched as she begin to slide her opening in small circles across my pelvis, leaving a blisteringly hot moisture in its wake. Behind it lay her goal, and mine. "Are you ready?"

I shuddered, a mixture of anticipation, nerves, and joy. "You're not going to burn it off, right?"

She winked and twisted herself just enough to bring me right to her entrance. "Not unless you want me to. That's second date material."

> cont?

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>>12837673
>Yes

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>>12837673

"How many dates have you been on, exactly?"

"Not one, actually. You're my first."

"Ah..."

Her tail had all but wrapped itself around one of my legs, preventing itself from waving wildy in the air behind her. I was about to ask what she was waiting for when she suddenly plunged herself down onto me. It was as if I had thrown myself into a fire. The pulsating walls all but scaled my flesh and brought me to a level of pleasure I had thought exaggerated in all the tales. I moaned involuntarily, which drew a lip bite out from her.

"I've wanted to see that face on you for so long, Toran. Now just stay there and let me melt you away~"

She brought herself up, releasing all but my tip from her folds. Then she came crashing back down. My entire pelvis reverberated at the impact, though I wasn't worried about her causing any permanent damage. If anything, I was more distracted by the fact the next movement was followed by her beginning to nibble and lick at my face and neck. All the while she whispered the same sort of encouraging things that had saved me from myself long ago. The kind of things that make your heart melt and are best kept between lovers.

It was no wonder that I only lasted three minutes under these conditions. To tell the truth I was impressed with myself for holding on even that long. The level of ecstasy I was experiencing was so great that when the orgasm hit I almost missed it. My vision went pure white for a moment as I strained against her hold and shot everything I had into her. In that moment, in that high, something changed. It wasn't about me anymore. It was about wanting to make sure Valira knew this same level of pleasure.

> one more part

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>>12837694
>that last line
Anon, pls. Actually though, please.

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>>12837694

When I finally managed to find my mouth again, I managed to mutter, "That... amazing... But I feel... bad."

"Hmmm~? Bad?" Despite her tail being wrapped around my leg I could feel the base tugging back and forth. "Good bad or bad bad?"

"Good bad, I think."

"Talk it out," she encouraged. The Hellhound gave me a reassuring squeeze both internally and externally. "I can't read minds after all."

Somehow I found a way to blush even deeper. "I just feel bad that after three months, that's all I'm able to give you."

She laughed, not unkind. "Oh, Toran, you silly boy. That was just the beginning. We're not leaving this cave for awhile~"

I gulped as her smirk widened. "I... I see..."

Some sixteen hours later (though it could have been several days for all that I experienced) the two of us finally came apart. A sweating, panting mess, we clutched to one another as the sun began to rise outside. My entire body felt as if it had been broken and bruised. And in some parts it actually was discolored. But seeing Valira's face made all of that disappear. She seemed so happy. So content that my heart practically burst into tears. I decided then that I would become stronger, if not for myself but for her. Not to lesson the amount of damage I took in future exchanges (I actually quite liked some of it) but so that I'd be better able to meet her needs. It seemed like the non-selfish thing to do.

"Toran~" she whispered, pulling my head into her cleavage. "I hope you don't mind but I didn't get us breakfast today..."

I nuzzled against her pillows, "That's okay. The only thing I'm hungry for right now is you."

Her body heat surged once more. We didn't end up leaving that cave for another two days. By that time her hellish love and passion had been all but seared into my being.

> end for now, maybe will pastebin later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837707
If you're going to write more, sure. But if that's it, a screen cap might be better.

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>>12837707
>losing all that fluid
>no food or water
jesus
good story tho

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>>12837718
>>12837722

I need to add three or so lines in post so pastebin would be best. Writing on the fly means you often think of the best lines after hitting submit.

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>>12837707
We need more TLC stories from rough species like hellhounds, onis and amazons

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/MBOj2tM,BIiD1Zb,n09VIfo,XSTnu3Z,VoyOG2W,HQSyU9b#3

Beware NSFW

[Anonymous No.]

Here's that pastebin: http://pastebin.com/RnA7j4Fe

I may mess with it later or I may not. Such is the fate of anything I write impromptu. Though the last thing like this was Taming a Tarrasque and I quite liked how that came out. May expand Val & Tor's backstory and after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837732
Incubus with amazing sexual assets, or time lapse of them in their favorite position? You decide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837743
Manticore venom is powerful stuff, just add incubus for an exponent of semen depositing.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I've made 4 paragraphs of progress today. Hopefully I'll make it in time.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys. I'm on my way to becoming a neuro-scientist. I'm doing it so I can be with my waifu, through science. And I'll try to teach my ways to you, if I don't get stuck in my own creation.

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>>12837776
Remember to start simple and work out the kinks before getting to your waifu. Don't want to make her just to realize you didn't give her a strong enough spine or something. Keep in mind what sort of pheromones humans will find pleasant as well. Have enough and they'll have the real monster girl allure.
So, are you going to start on mice first? I mean, that's the most obvious.

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>>12837776
There was that ordinary housewife who got a head injury and became an absolutely unstoppable, insatiable nymphomaniac that would and did fuck anything that moved.
I always thought that putting her in the best MRI scanner you can find would be a good starting point for monstergirl research.
The hardest part is probably getting her to go in the machine rather than suck you off.

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>>12837781
Experiments starting with mice are a given in science, so yes. However I'm thinking more along the lines of BCIs, or brain-computer-interfaces. Basically devices that connect to your brain for VR/AR, but not necessarily invasive. By the time my team makes something worthwhile, AI and computer graphics will be very advanced, so that part should be taken care of. The final part of the puzzle would be the content. Perhaps in the future, you'll also be able to imagine something and have it be created in VR in real time. That would require some definite work and progress in the understanding of the brain, but if we can get neural VR to work by then, then that shouldn't be impossible either.

>>12837787
It's simple on the surface at least. I'm not sure about that specific case, but it could probably be deduced that something happened, and the pathways in her brain that normally would have been stimulated were instead rerouted to the parts that desire sex. To investigate how one would perhaps create a monstergirl brain, it might be similar, but at that point, we would really have to think what exactly we want in the monstergirl, and how we want her to behave, because there are consequences to certain behaviors in real life that our fictional imaginings can't account for, consequences on the monstergirl's mental safety. If our understanding of intelligence isn't quite there yet, a mistake in how the brain of an MG is engineered might be disastrous and could spell many ethical issues.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

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>>12837804
No, that zombie is UNded. That makes it okay to dick it, and it's not technically necrophilia.
Or is it technically necrophilia?
I mean, they're not dead dead but they're mostly dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837736
Hello ELH!

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>>12837484
(SC63) [HBO (Henkuma)] Kitsune-san to Ookami-san to (Kanokon) [English] [frizky]

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>>12837095

Is that a C- I see? Shamefur dispray.

Grounded for a month, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837317

>Yandereyeti.png

Got source on that, mang?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a retarded moeblob Chihuahua Dog Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

It's Bath Time! You need to give your Monster Girl Daughteru a bath
How hard is it to get her to take a bath
How does the bath go

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>>12837892
You just have to give her the D until she ahego-faces. That way she'll be completely limp and won't struggle one it's bath time. And all her orifices will be stretched open and rubbed raw, making cleaning easy!

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>>12837897
「Don't Dick Da Daughteru Chum」

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>>12837892
It's very easy to get her in the bath but she keeps trying to give me reacharound handjobs when it's her turn to wash my back. She also squirms and moans like she's having an orgasm while I wash hers. It's all really annoying. Sometimes I just want to tie her to the wall and hose her down, but I imagine she'd find a way to get off on that, too.

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>>12837046
I always enjoy a good tale of Yetinburg. Thanks for posting.

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>>12837907
What a cute semen demon. I'd shamelessly hold her hands while licking her horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837916
You take her! I bet she'd try to give you footjobs while you're at it. She's super lewd, and kinda embarrassing 'cause her mom isn't very slutty at all.

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>>12837921
And what saddens me the most is that this exchange will never actually happen.

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>>12837916

She lacks BULK

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>>12837966
10/10 Would lick the abs before dry humping them and ejaculating in her navel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837966
Something about her hips/thighs look off.

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>>12837046
>Reading up on old chapters of Yetinburg
>She's watching TV, suddenly Dr. Mouse, MD.
Sasuga, Nyanon. Dormice even in Yetinburg. Also, I'd totally watch a monstergirl version of Dr. House.

>That last chapter ending
Like all the monstergirls in Yetinburg, all she really wants is the D for Christmas. Damn it, Sebastian.

I hope that next chapter instead of her getting all depressed, she will go to Catherine for love advice and "the talk"

And we all know "the talk" for monstergirls is the best techniques to seduce and capture a man's heart. Also lessons covering up the flavour of Dormouse molasses in drinks, knot-tying techniques for rope, and appropriate selection of sexy, translucent underwear.

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>>12837980
>Also, I'd totally watch a monstergirl version of Dr. House.
"Mouse. Just what is it?"
"Dunno, but sex will cure it."
Every episode.

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>>12837969

>TFW Clydesdale Centaur
>Built like a tank on her human half
>At least 18 hands high on her equine half
>Still has supple breasts because MAMANOMANA
>She jerks you off with her abdominals
>Gives you a blowjob
>Gets all meek and lays down as you pillage her horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837998
>Crazy Lich cross breeds a Werelion with a Jinko
>Invents a WereLinko
>Never stops growing
>Matches Onis and amazons in stature at 16

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>>12837998
Damn it. Thanks to mikoyan, every time I see a huge muscular centaur I'm reminded of his one futa-centaur with a penis the size of a loli's entire body. Just can't unsee that shit, it's ruined /fit/ centaurs for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838012
Nevermind, just checked Ligers out on the wiki, whilst big, it's a misconception that they don't stop growing. They just grow for longer periods of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838012
Beefy kitties a best.

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>>12838013

http://i.imgur.com/QYnEWNY.jpg

Yeah that part put them on the same level, if not bigger level of "FAGGOT" than Bob. Especially since there's several pictures of said Centaur dicking a human woman when the thing's about as thick as a goddamned log from a lumber truck.

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>>12838033
It's so strange hanging out with some of you guys when you hate the things I love. So different and yet we all love our monstergirls. Through Mamono, unity.

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>>12838033
>dicking a human woman when the thing's about as thick as a goddamned log from a lumber truck
That's my fetish. I wish there were more doujins with literal horses fucking lolis that were being distended and mindbroken by it instead of enjoying it.

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>>12838045

Except she doesn't get distended from it. The whale dick just kind of disappears into her vag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838049
>The whale dick just kind of disappears into her vag
Not him, but see, now that's something I can't abide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838033
>>12838045
>>12838049

Is this the one?
https://i.imgur.com/VQsnB1G.jpg

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>>12838053
Seibah?

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>>12838052
Yes him, and that's horrible. Huge insertions should hurt, damn it, and possibly kill her from internal bleeding.
http://exhentai.org/s/10075f5bed/595983-216

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838083
I prefer a little more hentai physics with my huge insertions, but it should at the least register on the belly. Void Vaginas aren't my thing y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838085
Yeah, I can see the appeal in girls enjoying horses Monzetsu-style, but I'm just a gurofag through and through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838090
>Guro
I never understood this. What's the appeal? Is it the pain? Never understood vore either.

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838092
It's the pain. I get aroused by the girls being hurt. My favorite is when the girl gets raped to death, but I'm also into her being killed first and then raped as a corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838092
Vore is really just a more different, violent from of weight gain/pregnancy.
Guro is sadism taken to the extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we come back to monster girls please?

>>12838098

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838098
>>12838100
You know, we're talking about our own fetishes here but... What if monstergirls had the same fetishes. What if you find yourself in a dark alley with a giant Ushi-oni who is into Vore and Guro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838102
Sure.

>>12838103
Vore a shit.
How do you think she'd do guro? Would she just beat and strangle me? Getting strangled might be kinda cool, but it's just really hard for a girl to guro a guy and still be able to have sex with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838108
Not really. Your dick is just a balloon of blood. Tie one end and pulverise the rest of the body. Fuck imagine walking in on that. You're walking home and out of an alleyway all you hear are the wet smacks of flesh against flesh, and various splattering sounds. A car passes and it's headlights flood the alley and what you see before you is a giant Usi-oni fucking a headless corpse, a mush of brain matter there the head used to be, it;s chest cavity caved in and oozing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838111
Sounds hot as hell, I got hard. I wouldn't want to die myself but I'd love to watch her bootleg snuff videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838115
I guess there really is a folk for every stroke, huh? I take it you'd a zombie girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838111
Except blood doesn't regulate itself automatically. You remove the head, the circulatory system stops pumping... to say nothing of the massive blood loss from brain trauma. You might be able to get something semi-rigid with a rubber band to try and keep it erect, but you'd still get no ejaculation or spirit energy, which is what MGs really crave.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone want me to write something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838116
I would, and I'd love to get a blowjob from one. Scary boners are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838119
Oh god, what if you get one of those doppelgangbang potions? How would you feel watching your waifu ruthelessly slaughter clones of you, pulverising your image with her claws and shredding you into clumps of quivering flesh? How do you react when, soaked in blood, she turns to you and asks for the 'main course'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838126
Kikimora daughteru getting the D. Mimics mommy to learn the ways of the maid, sees her riding daddy one day, thinks its part of a maid's duties, then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838128
I'd rather she fucked me like a dildo with her pedipalps while destroying the clones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838133
No daughteru dicking. sorry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838128

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838143
I got the same feeling writing and imagining the scenario. I think I just gave myself a new and dark fetish. Like, the next step in self-destructive tendencies. Watching yourself destruct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838142
Weak. How are you going to improve as a writer if you don't broaden your horizons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838108

>Harpy talonjobs

Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838151
>not wanting talon jobs
pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838154

I don't want rough talons on my dick, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838151
The fuck are you saying, Anon? Talonjobs sound really hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838158
>not wanting rough talons on your dick while a mean Harpy berates you
Megapleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838174

>Harpies
>Birdbrains
>Capable of being mean

I'd rather force a Kikimora into seated sex while petting her head, kissing her neck as her tail feathers go rigged at first, and then get all in disarray when she reaches climax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838184
>I'd rather force a Kikimora into seated sex while petting her head, kissing her neck as her tail feathers go rigged at first, and then get all in disarray when she reaches climax.
damn anon thats lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838184
>Bwaak!
>Eww! Why is your pervy dick touching my talons?!
>You sick bastard, I'm gonna sweeze you with my talons!
>Bwaak!
>Eww! Why is your pervy dick touching my talons?!
...
>Eww! Why are my talons covered in jizz?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838187
He's still a plebeian for not wanting to get a talonjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838187

It'd take some coaxing for sure, but the slow thrusts coupled with the closeness and intimacy of the cuddle-sex while seated would send a Kikimora into overdrive.

To be this close to Master, with Master inside of her instead of just laying on the bed like a fish ready to be chopped, the slow and deep strokes with his soothing voice making her feathers go stiff and in disarray.

Then her orgasm is a final cataclysmic mewl, arching her back as her feather clump wildly downward with Master's hands on her hand and buttocks, keeping himself hilted inside her to spill the maximum of his seed

Followed by more petting and cuddling. Telling her she's a good girl, stroking her tummy on Christmas Eve asking her if it'll be nine months before he gets his present. To which she buries her face into the pillow and goes full beet red

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838126
Something happy with a Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838199
Slow sex a best. I want to see something like this with a brutal-species MG where he thinks he's in for a pelvis trashing but she ever-so-gently leads him into the adult world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838204

Slow sex with a Minotaur.

Asking "Is it good?", "I'm not going too hard am I?", "Just tell me when to stop.", "W-why does this feel so good... even though we're not moving!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838199
my heart boner is erect and so is my boner boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838209
Ushi is an obvious one but sorta played out. Which others would be good for this? Maybe an Oni, too?

It seems kinda pedestrian to use something too elegant, like a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838199
and before the slow sex you tease the hell out of her right? until she cant walk because of the arousal. then you begin sexing her right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838217

Ogre, Amazon, Oni, Ushi-Oni, Manticore, Minotaur, Sex-Depraved Holstaurus all come to mind.

>>12838218

That's the coaxing, Anon. Tease the hell out of her gently until she can't help but beg for you to violate her like a rampaging beast. Then take her by surprise with slow, relaxed cuddle-sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838221
Would you make your maid tell you all the dirty thoughts she had of master before you dick her?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have an amazon wife
>she will never treat you like her delicate flower
>she will never lovingly dominate you in bed and cuddle you afterwards
>she will never protect you and you being the househusband You will nevrr write a thesis on whatever you want to get that doctorate with your wife wholeheartedly supporting you
>Every once in a while you will never take the reigns of the relationship and change her usually confident and forward self into a blushing shy woman as ypu slowly dominantly sex her


being a switch is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838233
>>she will never treat you like her delicate flower
Why must you remind me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838232

Make her admit to stealing your soild skivvies, asking her if she wants the real deal instead of just dried up remnants. Rub her breasts when you try to get her to tell you more, her fidgeting and moans getting loud enough that the Lord and Lady of the estate would hear the tomfoolery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838240
I'd call her into my office and pretend to confront her about her heinous sex crimes. I'd tell her to confess everything she did, and then just start slowly harassing her, ordering her to tell me what she fantasized doing with me and so on. Finally I'd tell her she isn't fit to be a maid and to take her uniform off. At that point, with her in her underwear in front of me, crying, I'd stand up and reveal that I'm not wearing any pants and am fully erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838244
"You aren't fit to be a maid."
"Which is why I've decided to make you my wife."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838248
"Now bend over."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838244
>>12838248
>>12838251
>She has enough self-esteem to walk out on this abusive Master, leaving him with a boner and a pile of warm clothes to fap with
Good End.

[Anonymous No.]

elves aren't monstergirls btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838262
That's right. There's no Elf occupation going on, they're just people like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838126
A story about an anon who wakes up at 2 am in the morning from some noise, only to discover that a loli kikimora has broken into his house and started cleaning all his mess.

When he tries to go to the phone to call the police she puts on puppy eyes and he can't just bring himself to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

So while all you niggers have been fucking around and enjoying whatever the hell you enjoy during this week, I've been having to work like a mother fucker in a shitty hospital. (Legit, it is a shitty hospital)

Hours all over the place, days into evenings into days into nights, working the holy holiday, working the holy holiday eve, ect. I've affectionately dubbed it "Christ-mas" week. Basically, no fucking sleep allowed.

I literally slept over 12 hours after Friday finally ended and I forced myself to stay awake until 9 PM so my sleep schedule might be unfucked through the weekend.

Let me tell you right now, I had some cerebral hallucingetic brain fucking dreams, pure unfiltered what the fuck type of stuff. It didn't involve my waifu (I mean it technically did since I love all MG girls but whatever) but it did involve one lone tentacle girl, a blind zombie apocalypse, and a survival horror FPS "Doom" moment through a medium sized home.

Filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838278
>blind zombie
Sounds cute. Did you hug them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838296
Not those types of zombies anon.

Imagine that Futurama movie with the tentacle except all the people are now blind zombies who can't talk and try to restrain you so that a tentacle can "get you".

Except I'm going to go play Tera instead of telling the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838233
>>12838235

>She'll never hold back her urge to just squish you with cuddles when she feels lonely for fear of hurting you
>She'll never try her best to hide it behind her usual confident facade, but fail everytime, as you're intimate enough to notice even the tiniest change in her behavior regardless of how unnoticeable
>She'll never tell you the truth when asked, shyly fidgeting in the cutest manner possible
>You'll never sigh in defeat and give in to the heart-attack-inducing sight of your muscular and usually straightforward woman acting bashful, as she avoids eye contact out of embarassement
>You'll never tell you that she doesn't need to hold back her urges, and that you're perfectly fine with her acting like this, as you open your arms and pull her in for a hug
>She'll never ask you if you're sure you're fine with her looking this weak over something so trivial, to which you'll never assure her that it's silly to think you'd judge her needs and that you can endure anything as long as it is for her sake
>She'll never reluctantly wrap her arms around you at first, only to then smother your body with a full blown tight, muscly cuddle session, complete with neck nuzzling and cheeck-to-cheek rubbing
>You'll never have to look out not only for your pelvic bones, but for the rest of your body structure after giving your muscly waifu the greenlight for cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838313
Why are yetis so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838313
Oh god ER shows would be amazing in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838313

>You will never go on a whimsical journey through the fluff tunnel as snuggle lumps press against your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838322
This is why you drink your milk daily, so that your bones can survive your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never do this to a snake girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838356
>she has multiple lacerations on her tum tum, cuddle claw and bumpity boo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838365
Snake a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838365
Can we just get an edit of that with a snakegirl in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838368
>lacerations
>Not owies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838373
It's boo boos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838373
Sorry I'm not up to date with MG medical terminology anon is there anything else I should know Dr. Houser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838380

It's Lupus anon. And the only cure is your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838380
Yes, snuggles are this generation's cureall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838383
Warning: Side effects for monster girls using Cuddling include increased heart rate, Shortness of breath, arousal, and pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838387
Cuddling is not intended for use by Amazons and Wurms, nor girls who aren't your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838387
I think pregnancy is a side effect of just about everything in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a cuddleslut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838387
What if cuddling was the cancer of the MG world? Like there are "serial cuddlers" and they have "the cuddles" brought upon not having a husband and/or not having daddy dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837561
What kind of county is that?
North Korea or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838387
>and pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838396
As it should be.

Cuddling for Men must be used responsibly, overuse of Cuddling for Men has been shown to lead to harems, shattered pelvises, and mind-break.

Cuddle responsibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837561
Someone give the poor soul the name already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838387
Pregnancy sounds pretty difficult in MGE.

I'm sure the Demon Lord is working on fixing that along with the Incubi children issue.

Who may or may not draw traits from MG moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838402
>Side effects for monster girls.

One step ahead of you skippy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838402

>how can you say you love her if you won't take her seed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838413
B-but anon, she doesn't have a seed to begin with.

She has the soil

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838411
>Pregnancy sounds pretty difficult in MGE
It is. A lot of them end in miscarriages, or in some rare cases, the reverse-monster girl, as documented in pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838278
And here I thought I was weird for dreaming about Manako in a wedding dress...

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never eat baklava with your Jinko waifu and daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838417

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838424
That sounds like a very nice dream, anon, unless it was an NTR dream and she was marrying someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>be /fit/izen
>go to my local gym for some quallity squat time
>the usual peace and quiet only broken by the occasional oni moan or ogre grunt now gone, replaced by a horde of skinny humanboys
>happy new years
>go to the rack, thankfully unoccupied
>start doing my reps, gotta improve those gainz
>see one of the hbs mirin my form
>after a while he approaches, adjusting his tight shorts in a lackluster attempt to seduce me
>mumbles something about squat depth
>clearly know jack shit about lifting
>he asks if I want to get a protein shake later
>lean in closer and whisper
>"like I would fuck someone whith a bodyweight routine"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838435
>Being accosted by alps/shotas
Shivering intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838435
>Oni doing handstand pushups into anon's dick
When will this happen, for god's sake?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838402
>Eager amazons await the return of their messenger. Today she should be returning.
>It was a daring request, highly unorthodox.
>But the counsel agreed that this particular lilim might be open to the idea and have the resources to bring it to fruition.
>Of course a lot of the woman where doubtful, setting aside the ridiculous and unnatural nature of the request, some believed that their fragile men would be incapable of such an ordeal.
>They argued that the weaker sex would fall apart under the stress.
>Not even the strongest among them was able to hunt down a tiger alone or keep up to speed with a rabbit, mere trivialities for even the young uninitiated girls.
>A lot of the higher ranking woman where very easily persuaded however
>If they could prepare their men to birth children, they would be able to continue their vital task of upholding the village safety from other tribes.
>And so a messenger was sent to the one lilim that would be able to perform such a task and has the means to fulfill it.
>Has the sun lowered a lone figure came sprinting over the hills.
>She carried a backpack with over a dozen metal flasks and a smile split her face as she approached the crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838435
Oni, not drooling at the sight a few HB's wearing tight yoga pants and even asking for help.

I bet new year is highly anticipated in MGC's gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838448
Holy shit what is this i don't even, i would yell at the top of my lungs something about screwing the authorities while i bolt for the nearby woods, running until my poor cardiovascular condition kills me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838448
I'd look for the nearest sharp object to claw my throat out.

No fucking way am I doing that shit, my wife can go fuck herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838461
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838448
>the husbandos all die from chestbursting and the Amazons go insane with grief, just sitting in front of the mangled corpses until they starve

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838448
I'm fine with being a househusband, but malepreg is way too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838466
I'm fine with being an Amazons husband and all, but she can go fuck herself if she thinks I'm getting pregnant for her fucked up tribe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838448
>mpreg
Stop!

[Anonymous No.]

Horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838468
This. There should be more consequences to husband abuse. It should break any loving Amazon's heart and mind if her husband killed himself because of her love taps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838483
frontgina

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838477
I hear ya anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838483
Ghost pussy and Horse pussy. I want to impregnate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838483
Is that Hecarim?

[Maritan No.]

One version with likely many revisions to come when I'm not too tired.
So this isn't the final product, but it gets the general feel for her across... I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838496

Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838501
They ought to just make the entire cast female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838500
>magocracy
read that as Vagocracy at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836981
is there a pastebin for the whole story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838448
Keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wouldn't touch fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838525

Not if it's that smug piece of shit Bob keeps forcing, I wouldn't.

Kitsch on the other hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838525
I'd touch a fluffy hellhound tail. I want to see her struggle with the feeling of being petted and not humping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838448
>guaranteed replies
>implying they would ever give up the chance to be pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838525
I want to touch my Dog Girl's bushy tail.

What would the personality of different type of Dog Girl breeds be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838428
No NTR. Just a warm, fluffy feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838424
Since I'm waiting in que, post Catacombs wipe / disband (literally impossible to wipe)...

>Anon goes out hiking
>Is kind to a Tentacle Girl before heading back through a city then to home on the outskirts
>Crappy human waifu
>Go to work the next day
>Basically Shaun of the Dead where I'm dense and don't notice shit
>Wonder why not many people are at work that day
>A giant tentacle outside the window
>Blind zombie lady worker grabs me, feels my face with her hands, then restrains me
>Giant tentacle immediately turns toward my building and many smaller tentacles jet out of it
>Wiggle away and make daring escape from tentacles and blind zombies that act like Clickers from Last of Us
>Drive home, side tracked, Tentacle "following" me, Zombies far behind
>Hide in home, it breaks in and I make a cool SH Shattered Memories styled chase escape
>Zombies everywhere outside
>Hide up a tree for hours
>Eventually just fuck it and start yelling at the tentacle to come get me
>Que popped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838533
Leonberger girls are tall and intimidating to look at but are just big teddy bears at heart. They're the dog girl big spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

What if your waifu grabs your white snake without your permission?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838500
This made me want to fight her, it would make an interesting bossfight, just imagine what kind of phases she would have.

Maybe end it with a nice phyrric victory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838541
but my waifu is my white snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838543
Your waifu is a stand?
(sorry couldn't help myself)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838541
Then I grab her milk tanks and we go from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838500

Someone needs to take this bitch down a notch, or three, she can't just go around and do everything she wants like some mary sue OC do not steal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838525

Fluffy tail all day erry day till the cows come home

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838550
You are right, people give way too much power to the demonic side, what happened to balance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838545
Female stands are basically monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838550
She's a lilim. They are all OP as fuck and can literally do whatever they want to whoever they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>Live in a moderately priced apartment complex
>You visit your parents one weekend for your mother's birthday, and when you return the first thing you notice is that the werebat and her husband who lived down the hall from you have moved out
>That's a shame, they were really nice, they even invited you over for thanksgiving when they heard that you couldn't get time off work to go home to your parents' for the holiday
>The next week, two more families have moved out, the lizardgirl and her husband next door who watch your dog for you when you're away and the nekomata and her husband who let you use their shower that week a pipe burst in your bathroom
>They both left without a goodbye in the dead of night too
>This pattern repeats until your entire floor is empty except for you
>You're pretty freaked out at this point, did everyone know something you didn't?
>Finally, you come home from work one day and find that your apartment isn't your apartment anymore
>Well, it is, but everything's different, all of your furniture has been replaced with some really expensive looking stuff and the walls have a fresh coat of white paint on them
>Seriously what the fuck is going on he- oh, shit
>There is a Lilim in your bed wearing lingerie
>All stations, DEFCON 1, this is not a drill
>"Mmm, it's about time you got home, darling"
>Repeat, DEFCON 1, Russian ICBM launch has been detected
>While you're standing there frozen, she explains that when she was a child, she saw the 5 year old you standing outside your school while she was being driven home from her own private school and decided then and there that she had to have you
>It took her all this time to track you down, and rather than steal you away, she decided to do the "right" thing and move in with you
>She bought out the apartments on the entire floor just so the two of you could be together without being bothered

So, initiate nuclear launch response or accept your good end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838458
>>12838461

>Mam, some of the males have tried to run away or even tried to commit self harm after the declaration that males would now have the privilege of child birth.
>Of course we have separated them from the rest to avoid any more unrest.
>You know how those little boys can be sometimes, one little spark and they scatter like bunnies.
>The dissenters have been brought to the punishment camp with their wives, currently they are undergoing a few standard degradation's to soften their impulses and make them more receptacle to their new job.
>Good job, i will personally make sure that these punishments will strike through, their minds are easy to bend after all.
>Some of the woman are a bit concerned about this new approach though. they think forcing it upon the men might be going a bit to far. They think the men should decide themselves if they want to continue with the procedure.
>It is a big change after all, And some woman are not certain if they want their children to hatch from eggs.
>Well it was the only way the lilim could think of to make males capable of childbirth.
>I am sure that they like the new anal training regime, most of them are able cum through it in the first week, a highly unforeseen consequence.
>I feel a bit bad about making fun of the first males to cum though, i thought they where perverts at first, but apparently all males cum though anal training eventually.
>No matter how reluctant they are.

>Also about the diplomacy matter?
>I have heard some of the neighboring villages have sent their diplomats to discuss our new rituals. We are uncertain if they mean to copy us or damn us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565
I wouldn't accept right away.

I'd have have a few dates to see if I would like her, if not then I calmly say I don't feel it would work out between us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565
defenestrate right out the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838567
Okay now you can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565
I mean if she really wants me then she'll listen to what I have to say, she's already gone this far to try and make it a proper relationship so I'm sure she'd be willing to do more. If not I'm out, even if I have to kill myself rather than be some mindbroken slave.

[Maritan No.]

>>12838550
>>12838556
Baphomets are pretty overpowered too, considering Mimiru lost horribly to one.
The power wasn't the point, but it is part of the setting as they are daughters of the demon realm, I wanted to focus more on other parts of her, which is why I still have more editing to likely do.
But you're free to imagine taking her down a few notches, she'd likely enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565

Did she really have to kick out all my neighbors? They were some really fine people, dammit.

[Maritan No.]

>>12838550
>>12838556
Baphomets are pretty overpowered too, considering Mimiru lost horribly to one.
The power wasn't the point, but it is part of the setting as they are daughters of the demon lord, I wanted to focus more on other parts of her, which is why I still have more editing to likely do.
But you're free to imagine taking her down a few notches, she'd likely enjoy it depending on what you have in mind.
http://i.imgur.com/RMWKRMK.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565
Well, I guess it's for the best that she kicked out all the neighbours
No one else has to die in the blast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838575
The implication is that she's a bit yandere.
Not enough to hurt anyone, just to want you all to herself enough to use her money and clout to make people go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565

>Lilim
>Good end

No. No fucking way. Since she seems nice enough to allow me my mental faculties, I politely decline and continue to do so until she decides to harass one of those heroic types instead. I'm not suited to high society life and frankly a Lilim's ego would annoy me immensely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838576
MGE monstegirls in general are OP. The settings stuff is quite clear that your average human will get curbstomped by even the pleb-est of pleb-tier slimegirls or goblins.

Maybe if you get some holy armour or are a twenty-year-veteran Spetznaz operator you might stand a chance, but other than that, you gon' get raped.

Nice lilim dickings btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838576
Can a lilim prevent shitdick from occuring after fucking her ass raw for hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838601
I want to be the hero who goes board & blade on an adventure to slay the lillim.

Then i would ask her if she wants to go for a drink sometime while we are fighting to distract her and defeat her, while she's on the ground i would crouch beside her and extend my hand, telling her that the invitation is still open

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838610

Good, take her off my hands. If I'm ending up with an MG it's going to be a good one, not some spoilt princess desperate for mummy's approval.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838609
Monstergirls have magic butt holes, they don't poop because of mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838616

Pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838619
if they don't poop then why would they have assholes?

I want to fuck an Anubis' ass for hours and dump load after load in her guts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838616
where can I read this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838621
They have assholes because they were shaped by the demon lord to be attractive to human men. They don't poop for the same reason. You can't fuck a normal ass for hours without getting shit on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838621
dark energy i ainght gota explane shit

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, my Oni-stepdaughteru looks like gyaru and she's a lesbian on top of that. I'm extremely distressed by that. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838625

And yet another reason why anal sex does nothing for me. Other than tightness, what the hell is the appeal of this?

[Maritan No.]

>>12838605
Actually, the settings state that people with just a bit of proper training in use of spirit energy can curb stomp the average monster.
It's just that most hesitate in dealing the killing blow.
And thanks, I'll color it someday~ http://i.imgur.com/TfxnmDx.png
>>12838609
I have absolutely no idea, probably yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838630
Tightness and taboo for me. Maybe humiliation if she was tied to a rack in a dungeon and had her poop scooped out of her by a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838629
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838630
It's kinky and, if done properly (IE no savaging her ass without lube) often feels pretty good. The butthole is packed with nerve endings and blood vessels.

A bit of prep before anal can ensure a minimum of shitdick, and even if it does occur, you can always jump in the shower and clean up. And engage in more sexy fun times there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838635

I thought the setting was "monsters are superior"? Not that I'm complaining, KC makes the monster faction seem overpowered. I'm sure there are plenty of humans in that world who want to keep their humanity and just want to be left alone. Live and let live, Zipangu a best for this very reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838643
>no savaging her ass without lube
Do you mean that this feels like shit for the guy? Because no-lube ass savaging is my fetish and I don't care about her pleasure or comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838648
Painal can be fun. When she's asking for it. Otherwise I feel guilt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838648
Not only is that going to cause her intense pain and likely damage her ass, it's not going to feel good for the guy at all. There's a bit of moisture and mucus in the butt, but that's just a membrane that covers the rectal walls.

You need lube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838655
I hope the turn-on from her intense pain and likely ass damage would let me cum even if the stimulation isn't very good. And it's not like I'll ever get to assrape anyone in reality, anyway... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838651
>not wanting to run down a cute Cyclops loli and ram it dry in her tiny anus

[Anonymous No.]

anyone following comiket? im actually in japan this year but ive missed mg material in years past because some stuff never gets scanned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838658
>>12838662
Anons, please.

Make tender love to her ass at first. Get her used to it. Then, after enough time, you can really jack hammer and get her to ahegao and squirt all over from just anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838662
>run down
>Not inviting her out for a drink, she gets drunk, and says I like anal on the first date

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838674
>getting a 12yo drunk
Anon-san, that's a crime!

[Maritan No.]

>>12838635
Nah, humans with enough training and some battle experience can defeat normal monsters like slimes and the like.
Humans with a lot of that are considered overpowered against the average monster.
It's only the really strong ones you have to worry about.
I kind of consider MGE or the balance system like claymore.
You have a lot of normal monsters, but then you have powerful monsters that you need to work as a group to defeat.
The only thing is, every time monsters have claimed a victory, it's because the hero normally can't finish them off, because they can't kill what does not have malice towards you, and monsters don't... OR lescatie, when everyone is miserable and there was a rift between the people and the rulers to begin with.
I very much enjoy the setting, I can understand where the author is going while making it the way it is, I guess it's just a matter of opinion and how you see things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838677
Not according to KC; they're adults once they hit double digit ages.

[Maritan No.]

>>12838646
Nah, humans with enough training and some battle experience can defeat normal monsters like slimes and the like.
Humans with a lot of that are considered overpowered against the average monster.
It's only the really strong ones you have to worry about.
I kind of consider MGE or the balance system like claymore.
You have a lot of normal monsters, but then you have powerful monsters that you need to work as a group to defeat.
The only thing is, every time monsters have claimed a victory, it's because the hero normally can't finish them off, because they can't kill what does not have malice towards you, and monsters don't... OR lescatie, when everyone is miserable and there was a rift between the people and the rulers to begin with.
I very much enjoy the setting, I can understand where the author is going while making it the way it is, I guess it's just a matter of opinion and how you see things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838671
do you want money to buy us monstergirl comics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838677
Oh, loli, didn't see that, only saw cyclops.

Well I'm sorry I thought she was a loli cause she's flat, at least her ass isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838685
succubus during boxing day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838685
I understand very well the author intentions, i just don't see how making the monster incredibly OP can make it a fun setting, i mean i know this is all for a sexual fantasy, but there are other kinds of fun one can have with setting like this and this is where balance comes in because according to how KC put things you can throw a handful of powerful monsters to a great city protected with a standing army and the monsters would still win, kinda like how you expect to have fun in a video game when your character is doomed right from the start.

Also lescatie was shit, all gray and stagnant, the monsters actually did them a favor with turning them into a demon realm, the dilemma about this kind of things would come when the monsters actually try to take over a civilization that can be considered a "jewel of humanity", where a promising humanity realm that can achieve wonderful advances with enough time is transformed into a demonic realm concerned only with having the greatest pleasure possible.

But never mind about that, i actually enjoy how this setting appeal to both the fighter and the lover inside of me, it never gets old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838616

I just read this.

Guess I'm gonna need two ambulances for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838711
Same, enough adventure to keep you busy while still being able to find a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

We need a Bast girl. A party-loving cat who holds nightly orgies for those who are unattached.

It's secretly a dating service. Fuck someone and like them? Share your number!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838500
nekomata familiar a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838762
That's a pretty good idea, actually, given how MGs and MG stories usually roll. Someone needs to write a story about a establishment like that and the various couples who meet there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838762
I'll take her number, and never call her again!

God I want Weatherman with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838783
I don't get it.

Alternatively, should you not find someone you fancy at the grand orgy, you can have your turn with Bast herself! Mouth, ass, or pussy - you can plunge deep into whichever divine hole you choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838801
>not knowing Weatherman references

Do you not like good movies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpMpRRq1GY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838806
Oh wait fuck it's Anchorman.

Guess it's time to play in high speed traffic

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting

http://exhentai.org/g/770213/d96589343b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838576
(not him)
What if I decided to take her down a few notches by
1) not boning her
2) hitting on her cat (whilst in a humanoid form) right in front of her
3) shaving her bald
Then making a run for it like a bat out of hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838500
Formal Request for information on all the Demon Lord's Daughters at present.

Also for links to translated materials like the world books and such or a general direction towards their location.

The hunger for knowledge must be satiated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838814
>show a loli and timeskip before the first rape
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838814
>cowgirls are born with clothing

What majestic creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838817
Monster girl Vel'koz would be pretty amusing. I can imagine her giving a guy a handjob with a completely emotionless look on her face. When it's over she'd taste the semen and suddenly get excited listing all the things it contains. As shitty a game as it is League of Losers has some good monster girl potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838814
Mindbreak, sasuga Shindol. He is the master of guiltboners, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838817
>>12838831

>MG Vel'Koz
>Subject has responded strangely to stimulation of a third leg between its legs, research will be continued by extrapolating data thus far.
>Subject's heart rate and breathing has increased, vocal pitch of subject has heightened to that of a breeder, or young
>Subject can no longer control itself from stimulation, muscle contractions have begun in third leg, veins and arteries pumping more blood into its rigidity
>A strange, milky white protein fluid has jettisoned from the subject's smaller leg. It serves no purpose for motor propulsion, and is reducing in size and becoming soft.
>The protein has a foul odor, much like the aquatic life forms in the various bodies of water in this world
>I have noticed a strange moistening between my lower limbs, more research will need to be performed. This body is strange.
>Subject's breathing has become stable, Its body and temperament more complacent
>Experiments will continue, I need... More

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838814
Touch the cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838862
Do it tomorrow!

[Maritan No.]

>>12838816
How would one even have the time to shave her bald?
>>12838817
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens

There you go.
Also keep in mind, books like Fallen Brides and baphomet complex and so on are considered non canon and there is a mention of this in page 1 of brides.
Anything that is not covered in kenkou's own books are considered their own canons.
Think of those things like mods to a game.
Although content creator allows it and it may be considered Official, think of it nothing more as an alternate timeline or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838817
The succubus Demon Lord got married to the human Hero of the Chief God. The exact details of their courtship are hazy and occasionally contradictory; it's not entirely clear whether the Hero was sent to kill the succubus, or kill her predecessor, or the circumstances of them meeting, or whatever. But either way, they ended up makin' babies.

The Demon Lord and her husband have at least four lilim daughters, although I have vague recollections of third-hand tellings that KC once said in a Q&A that there are hundreds of daughters. Druella is the fourth - she's the one who curbstomped Lescatie and turned Wilmarina and Koyoi and everyone into sluts for [YOU]r dick. The Queen of Hearts is either second or third - she's the one who created and rules Wonderland, and she's an Alice-Lilim (though I don't think she has the rapebait memory lapses, just the childish disposition).

There's another un-named lilim who plays a major part in the Baphomet Complex novella; she turns Lilia Flimlight into a goatgirl and ku-ku-ku-s at the sexy mess she makes with her brother. The description the text gives of her is exactly the same as the lilim profile pic, right down to the single earring.

I'm afraid I can't link you to much as I'm not on my main PC, but you can find most of the links on the pastebin masterlist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slnvTv1edmk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838860
I want to be her test subject, assuming it doesn't lead to getting disintegrated of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never apply a band-aid to your monster waifu's finger after she accidentally cut herself while doing her daily chores
>She'll never pout and blush cutely in embarassement as you gently take care of her little wound, telling her to be careful in a fatherly tone of voice
>She'll never look away from you as to hide her slightly watery eyes like a child, regardless of how strong/serious/confident/brash/smug/cold/evil/dominant she is personality-wise

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838869
>>12838880
Thank you Citizens. Your knowledge is adequate...for now.

>>12838831
>>12838860
It seems your worth is little, no matter, the knowledge I'll gain from your disintegration will be sufficient. Thank you for your contribution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838888

It'd involve a disintegration of course.

Of your bachelor's lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838860
Now I want this to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837867
It's more of a reference to Yananons yeti story than anything,

However, on the subject of the doujin, it doesn't involve MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838901

I'm too bored/out of synonyms to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838903
Whos yananon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838762
>Be lower-class Egyptian citizen.
>Tfw only have a linen loincloth to wear.
>Trying to sleep in my tiny adobe when I hear an 'unce unce' sound and see flashing lights pouring through an open window.
>Get out of bed in my pajama loincloth and leave the house, walking towards the colorful lights.
>It ends in some noble's mansion, strange music emanates from within.
>Walk up to the door and knock on it.
>A Cat Girl with a lampshade on top of her head answers it.
>"Hey man! Here to join the party?"
>You reply, asking if she can keep it down, you have to wake up in the morning to build Pyramids for the Head Anubis.
>"We allllll got pyramids to build man, I think your boss is in here shomewhere, *hic* maybe you can ashk her for a 'raise' BAHAHAHAHAA"
>You suppose if she's drunk enough you can persuade her to give the day off.
>It does look fun in there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838900
The best kind of disintegration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838914
>Tonight we are slaves no one BUT THE RHYTHM

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838912
A bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838814
>
>ow
>
>now I has sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838914
>Wake up in your anubutt boss' paws and semen is still bubbling out of her asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838930
Sauce? Iqdb won't help

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838932
>Next day at work you see her and your eyes meet.
>She blushes, starts pouting and starts beating some nearby slave who screams 'What did I do?!'

She would figuratively die if anyone found out. That she, the fearsome Head Anubis, let herself get railed by some lower-class working slave at a party.

[Anonymous No.]

Did the last thread reach 2000 posts at least?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838417
>reverse-monster girl
Y'know, I was looking for something a little more unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838944
>implying you wouldn't get a transfer within the week
Have fun as her house servant from now on, anon. You'll have to massage her all~ over~ after work to let out those tense muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838944
But you see her again at Bast's party that weekend. She's imbibed a few, and is laying on her back stark naked on a massive bed, playing with herself amidst the throng.

Until she spots you. A devilish grin spreads on her face, she rolls over, hikes her ass in the hair and spreads a cheek with a paw, exposing her pink bud. Her tail curls in a 'come hither motion.'

And then anubutt butt pounding round two commences.

Followed by transfer from Pyramid duty to her house servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838949

Tou-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838952
>>12838955
done. now where do i sign these transfer papers

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838959
The space under the paragraph regarding 'Dick Throne Duty'.

The space under the paragraph about mandatory daily paw massages.

And the space where you swear to be a humble servant with her as your master for as long as she wishes.

Then it's out of the slums and into a sprawling, extravagant mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838914
are you going to continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565
Damn straight I'd accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838955
Since it is an orgy, she's probably got a cock in her mouth - she loves the feeling of being spit-roasted. She even loves double anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838973
The Anubis is a closet buttslut after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838973
Sloppy seconds fag pls go this is a healing story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838973
Now it's ruined.

Fuck that party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838938

>BunnyBlack
>translation never

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838966
done. done. and done. now whats this baby making clause about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838986
At some point you'll be required to raise Anubis daughterus. The alpha of the litter will go on to train as the next Head Anubis, the remainder will join the royal guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838979
Nah, while you're railing her tight, hot ass she starts sucking a cock. Hold onto her paws and pull them back to give yourself leverage to thrust deeper and harder.

The feeling of a cock deep in her ass and down her throat makes her go wild and she cums over and over.

She may be a slut, but her ass is reserved for your use.

>>12838983
Ya'll don't understand orgies. It's just pure, hedonistic fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838926
How so?

For one he has yet to continue his chatlog and Shirohebi stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838992
>Fucking any kind of slut.

No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838992
Cuckold pls go

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a smart wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838998
Sluts are the ones who will take you balls deep in their ass, deep throat you, and ride you until you're practically begging for her to stop but fuck she needs to keep going so you can shoot a fourth load into her.

Do not mistake sluts for those unloyal.

But then again, why am I bothering arguing. Ya'll are some of the most vanilla purity fags around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839002
I want to cuddle with a Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839006
And you sound like a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839006
But by definition sluts are not loyal, at least in sex. The definition of slut is that that person has "many casual sexual partners." Stop trying to confuse it for something it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839006

Don't forget how autistically insecure otaku can be. Knowing how undesirable they are and how easy it would be for them to lose a girl, they can be far more insecure than your average joe.

Remember that even hand-holding with someone else can be considered cheating.

[Not a CYOA CYOA RPG No.]

Disclaimer, certain lighting effects and flashing patterns can cause seizures

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9urYEnXJDo *

Monster Girl Enclypoedia: Wayward Beginnings

>New Game
>Load Game
>Options

*Music I'm using because of reasons. Like theme music you nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839027
>options

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>oh boy I wonder what /mgt/ is up to!
>SLUT SLUT SLUT
I'll get some breakfast first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839019

>Remember that even hand-holding with someone else can be considered cheating.

Your a dumbass, or a shitty baitmeister

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839027
>Options

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839027
>Options

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839027
Dear god, my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839027
>options
I vote we up the mouse sensitivity. For added bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839029
>>12839030

/mgt/ takes virginal possessiveness srs guys
>the taliban of dorks
>isis of basement dwellers
>GOP of insecure nerds

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839037
Don't forget to turn on subtitles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839039
I never do. Subtitles should be mandatory.

[Not a CYOA CYOA RPG No.]

>>12839028
>>12839032
>>12839033

>Master Volume [O][O][O][O][-][-][-][-]
>Voices [O][O][O][O][-][-][-][-]
>Sound Effects [O][O][O][O][-][-][-][-]
>Music [O][O][O][O][O][O][O][O]
>Subtitles - Off

>>12839037
Sorry but we're playing with a controller

[Anonymous No.]

You're going about your usual business when a bored Lilim comes to you with an offer, she'll find you the monster girl of your dreams with as many requirements as you desire. Of course this doesn't come for free, before you get your lovely new wife you have to spend three years as a slave to a group of your least favourite monster girl. Do you take her up on her offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839040
They really should

>>12839041
Let's turn on those subtitles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839027

>Options

invert joystick
fast text speed
skip read text
sound: mono
difficulty: hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839041
I have the foreboding feeling this will be like twitch-plays-pokemon. But with more man-slutting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839019
>Remember that even hand-holding with someone else can be considered cheating.
>help a young mg with a gimp leg across the street
>mg waifu sees this from afar
>you wake up the next morning to see her staring at you while lying next to you
>you throw the covers off
>other mg's gimp leg is at the foot of your bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838979
>>12838983
It was a free for all orgy to begin with. I don't know why your surprised everybody in there is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839041
>Master Volume [O][O][O][O][O][O][-][-]
>Voices [O][O][O][O][O][O][O][O]
>Sound Effects [O][O][O][O][O][O][-][-]
>Music [O][O][O][O][-][-][-][-]

Trust me, pretty music gets annoying as fuck. Keep that shit in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839052
Yeah if the music's anything like the intro theme I don't wanna hear it.

[Not a CYOA CYOA RPG No.]

>>12839043

>Master Volume [O][O][O][O][-][-][-][-]
>Voices [O][O][O][O][-][-][-][-]
>Sound Effects [O][O][O][O][-][-][-][-]
>Music [O][O][O][O][O][O][O][O]
>Subtitles - On
>Vore Scenes - Off Unselectable AND Greyed out

Saving~~~

How could you read up until this point with subtitles off will remain a mystery

Monster Girl Enclypoedia: Wayward Beginnings

>New Game
>Load Game
>Options

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839050
Because muh modern Western standards prohibit casual sex and concubinage, even in ancient Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839056
>New Game

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839050
>Orgy
Only if there are more women than men. Sausage fest is dildos. But yeah, if you're at an orgy, no one there is waifu material, they are all disposable holes and poles. Including you.

>>12839056
Check out the load screen, see what's there out of curiosity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839056
New game. Let's get this boat moving

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839066
We are on a boat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839064
You are dildos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839067
Metaphor, Anon. Metaphor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839067
Don't remind me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839068
NO I NOT

[Anonymous No.]

I need more posts to satiate my desire and addiction for /mgt/. Faster everyone! Your typing speed is directly correlated with my sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839075
then your sanity must be near the breaking point if it relies on my typing speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839075
Unload your sanity and love into a Cheshire Cat's ass.

Spank her with every thrust and tug on her tail to drive her into a crazy, squirting mess with her ass clamping down on you over and over while she babbles incoherently.

[Not a CYOA CYOA RPG No.]

>>12839063
>>12839066
A very distorted image of appears on screen, at best you can see a blueish blob surrounded by some greyish blob with some orangeish blob that may or may not be lighting.

>>12839064
On the bottom of the screen reads
Tip: Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!

The game continues to load a picture of a slowly spinning head in the bottom right corner that may or may not be Monster Girl Quest's Icon.

I wanted to post the icon but I don't know how to do that. Forgive me anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839075
I am busy not being with my Wurm wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839079
>Loading screens already
Hoo boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839079
>Wise old dragon cake who has nothing to do with her time other than watch your adventures and root for you from the sidelines.
Hero! Your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839078
While stroking her futa dick, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839088

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839088
Now anon, not all Cheshires have cocks. Just one.

http://i.imgur.com/LbkTpnC.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839086
Yes. But even if I didn't I'd be fine with just her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839088
Quite a fallacy, Cheshires don't have 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839096
Is there a version of that without the dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839102
Why would there be? Its less were talking about. We're lucky there's not a dick in most of his pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839077
I guess I'm pretty much a yandere now. I'll always have my eyes on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839075
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839110
Anonymous, who else silly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839102
Closest thing is the edit someone made.

http://i.imgur.com/5ffyJ5D.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839102
It's of a specific character, so no, there isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839112
Why the hell are .less' images so fucking huge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839115
>complaining about hi resolution

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839078
Oldie but goody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839088

Fuck off Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839119
Not when the image is larger than my laptops screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839122
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839120
God I want to fuck a Cheshire.

That smug fucking grin does wonders to my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839124
Some are big enough to use as hd wallpapers, it's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839127

Nobody likes your shit eating faggot denial feitsh. So fuck off.

[Not a CYOA CYOA RPG No.]

>>12839079
The screen goes black and the game begins...with a CG movie!

>My name is "Anon", I live here in Lescatie, just another child who was left on the doorstep of a slum Church turned Orphanage as a baby
>Life can be hard, but that's just the way life is sometimes...
>There's always hope though and maybe today will be the day I finally get a break

You are now playing as Anon, a 10 year old boy, though runty looking from all the malnutrition and bullying received as a younger lad, you appear more as an 8 year old boy.

Waking up with no one around, you hop out of your bunk bed and....

>Question what time it is
>Question where you are
>Question about bullying

God I'm terrible at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839136
>where you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839136
It's a tough gig, m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839136
>Time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839131
I want to turn that smug fucking grin into a warm, gentle smile as we conceive our first litter of daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839120
I'm surprised someone saved that.

Has it really been almost a year since I wrote that? How time flies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839134
You don't like it. Big difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839120
>>12839131
Having a Cheshire fuck buddy would be weird and exciting.
>Watching TV? Suddenly there's a Cheshire on your dick
>Making dinner? She could warp into your kitchen in nothing but an apron
>Trying to read? Chances are she'd pop in and out of reality next to your ears to whisper lewd things
I want a Cheshire so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839136
Question about the box

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839143
Now you are my nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839136
>what time is it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839143
They wouldn't be your daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839147
>fuck buddy
Choose your words carefully anon. She needs real love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839143
>Having to deal with Cheshire daughterus being taunt how to hunt by their mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838500
Wasn't there some other fan made lilim out there? Someone mind posting that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839154
Cheshires are fun-loving and chill, they'd be fine with being fuck buddies.

Although deep on the inside she would hope she could be more...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839154
It could start as screwing around and develop over time. The relationship would be wild and unpredictable, just like Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839145

>Implying i'm the only person who disliked Truckercore
>Implying i'm the only person who felt betrayed when Bob, just like the little shit eating mongoloid he is, hamfisted a futanari fetish onto the Cheshire when she was an OK MG
>Implying i'm the only person still mad at the fact that little virgin cuckold seems to think his persecution is unwarranted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839159
This is the only acceptable answer.

>>12839158
And if that keeps going on without anything happening then that whole situation can go and fuck itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839147
>naked apron

You my nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839131
You think it's something now. Wait until you see it after the deed is done...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839147
B-but I don't want cat batter pancakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839169
>smug reaching critical mass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839172
Not this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836927
finally

[Not a CYOA CYOA RPG No.]

>>12839138
Currently standing next to your bunk bed located in the Attic of the Orphanage where you live, the room is dusty and a few make shift toys are lying around on the floor near the door out. Bunk beds line both sides of the room and the end of it where your bed is.

>>12839141
Looking out the window at the sun dial in the court yard you wager it's around 9 AM.

The clock located in the menu also says 9 AM, so it's probably about 9 AM. Maybe even 9:01 now.

>>12839148
There's a locked box at the end of your most hated enemies's bed it's no mystery that it's where he keeps stolen stuff in there, including some of yours.

>Continue asking other Questions
>Go downstairs

>>12839140
Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839160
>I'm Angry
>Angry about dicks
Not him, but man you need to grow the fuck up. So some one used their own free type and their own computer to write a story entirely of their own. So you didn't like it. Get the fuck over it, and think about something else. You anti-futa fags are always the first to bring it up. Quit obsessing over things you hate, and move on already.
>Boy geez some other faggot wrote about dicks. Guess that's another writer to be weary off lest I'm triggered by dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839172
>not liking cat batter pancakes
What a fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839180
go downstairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839180
>Go down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839157
You're probably thinking of this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839181
Bobs defense force is in action!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839159

>A Cheshire's apartment would be like a modern art nightmare
>Doors leading to nowhere
>An inverted bedroom
>Her bathroom is beyond a door leading into the stairs that go nowhere in every which direction like MC Escher's Stairs painting

>>12839181

The problem isn't just the fact that there was a futanari. The fact of the matter is Bob and .less parade her around like a prized pony as if anybody in a MONSTERGIRL thread wants to actually dream about being pegged by somethign with a fully functional set of dick and balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839181
It reminds me of anti-amazon shitposting. The shitposters hating it were several times more aggressive and annoying than even the worst amazon greentext or discussion.

Maybe there were some terrible futa shitposters in the past, but nowadays the anti-futa shitposters are far worse by an order of magnitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839187
I believe ELH intends to update that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839191
hadn't it been updated once already to add some light flaws to the character and make it not seem like it was just a matter of time before she had her way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839191
Yeah, forgot to mention that this is just the last version I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839181
here we go again

I do agree that it needs to stop being brought up but Trukercore is one of the best examples of why you don't add a secondary fetish to the middle of your story.

I write my stories for other people to enjoy and while I may enjoy a dragon blob or a lamia with tits the size of her torso I know more readers would dislike it here than would like it.

ESPECIALLY if I did what Bob did and spring it mid story.

And that's why folks shouldn't the more extreme secondary fetishes to their writing/images.

Although I do have a Love fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839196
>love
>fetish
Does that even need to be said? Everyone desires love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839189
That apartment would be a nightmare to navigate. I could imagine a cheshire getting her man drunk then having a laughing fit as he tries to find the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839199
G-guys, I have a confession, too. I have a sex fetish. And a boobie and ass fetish. God, I'm such a freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839205
Watch out guy, some ppl here have autistic levels of hatred against vanillafags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839205
You think that's bad I'm into Heart Pupils , leg locking and hand holding

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839196

What's funnier is Bob acts like we hate him for no reason at all when he continues to be a faggot with stuff like forcing "Cat Batter", "Claire", and ERPing with .less as a catboygirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839205
>And a boobie and ass fetish.
Bob gets so much shit just for having a dick fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839189
>The fact of the matter is Bob and .less parade her around like a prized pony as if anybody in a MONSTERGIRL thread wants to actually dream about being pegged by somethign with a fully functional set of dick and balls.
This never happens and you know it. Futa discussion never happens because of faggots like >>12839188. People are too scared to talk about it because without fail it just causes shitstorms. Besides, as much as I like futa, it doesn't belong here. Not logically anyway. No creature biologically designed to get fucked by men and seduce men would have a dick. It makes no sense, not unless magic or alchemy. /d/ is the only place you could possible discuss it, and /d/ is not for discussions. /d/ickscussions, maybe. Besides I personally think that adding balls makes it gay. Every good futa has internal sperm banks.

>>12839196
If there's any valid complaint here, it's not letting people now what they're getting into beforehand. Though that said, some times stories are long, and some times story ideas are perfect and you can't help but put them in. I haven't even read truckercore, which is proof in and of itself how insubstantial a boogeyman it is, so I don't know how necessary futa was to the plot, but if it was a major driving factor, then it can't really be helped, can it avoiding it when it might be the keystone is just stupid. Again, if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839203
>not getting fed up with it after 2 minutes and pissing on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839215
>ERPing with .less as a catboygirl
Oh boy, and I already know about .less' fixation on Laska.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839210

What if you're vanilla but are pretty open-minded and don't mind trying new things?

I don't know, I just can't get around boxing myself into one incredibly particular thing and never deviating from it. I'm not going to judge others based on that, but it isn't for me.

Maybe one day I'll try femdom, for example. Who knows. Maybe I'll find something I really like. I'd just need to find someone I can trust.

I'll never cheat though, and I won't harm my partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839221
Please, we all know that he only ERPs AS Laska, not with her.

If Laska was real I would warn her about him because he is starting to get into the Yandere phase where he will kill anyone between him and his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839215
>ERPing with .less as a catboygirl

Why do you feel the need to make shit up? It's bad enough you can't go one thread without getting your panties in a twist and talking about how much you hate Bob, but then you drag .less into it for no reason and lie.

What about those two makes you feel so threatened? Christ, just drop it already.

[Anonymous No.]

So we have writing, and art, but what about MG themed music? Is there anything good?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey kid, polish my horns, or I'll give you a knuckle sandwich."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839226
>Why do you feel the need to make shit up?
Don't make me post the screencap.
I know it exists, you know it exists. Just scuttle away and we don't have to show everyone else that it exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839232
Go for it, sperglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839224
Whatever makes your peen go ween, i guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839232
By all means, do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839231
Now your hand is sore AND your horns are unpolished. Are you happy now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839231
Why would I want a pig knuckle sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839231
I'd rather brush that smoking kitsune's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839231
I'll give you a knuckle sandwich and I don't mean a sandwich with some knuckles in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839229
There's Touch Fluffy Tail but that's about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88

It's not what I'd call good but you're not going to find any other monster girl music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839231
Only If I get some cuddles afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839242
That delinquent Kitsune who smokes behind the sports shed with her friends and ditches class?

She's a bad influence Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839231
I'd rather grab her horns and give her a sausage sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565
>No one will ever care about you this much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839244
>not as terrible as i expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839211
Mah nigga.
>>12839231
Actually I came by to ask if you have time to hear about our lord and Hathor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839249
She'd complain about the small portion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839211
Mah nigga.
>>12839231
Actually I came by to ask if you have time to hear about our lord Hathor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839258
Trying to convert a tough street Minotaur to Hathor are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839180

>check inventory

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839260
Doesn't matter, had monster girl blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839211
I have a fetish for bossy or haughty Monster Girls, because when I do labor or hard work I'd like to do it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839263
But of course, it'll make her life all better and healthier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839270
Your attitude is commendable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839231
Bitch you the same color as a yellow marker than went through the black

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839272
Freud: "I dunno guy, that shit seems crazy.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839273
Years later is asked about a very young Hathor initiate about her past life.

She blushes and remembers her life in a gang, getting dick and having regular fights with other gangs.

"Ara ara~ it was nothing too exciting young one."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839279
>she's afflicted with malaria

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839218

Y'know, she'd almost be half tolerable if she didn't have balls. But hey, when you're a maximum faggot like Bob is, you gotta go ham or not at all.

It's not gay until the balls touch

>>12839272

>Tolerating her shit because it's her
>Not just doing it because eventually she'll have a falling or actually go 'doki doki' when she sees you working hard
>Implying that isn't the purest form of concentrated tsundere that leads to the best kinds of cuddle sex with hand holding, leg locking, ear nibbling, tail fluffing if applicable

[Anonymous No.]

Would you give a jinko catnip?

Captcha: tignp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839286

Now I'm imagining a Minotaurus mercenary gulping down some malaria pills ala Far Cry 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839235

Yeah, I don't give a shit what people like. Waste of time to worry about it. I can see why people try and force vanilla stuff, but that doesn't mean I agree with it.

If people like guro or something then that's on them. Instinctively I want to protect everyone, which is why I'm so ingrained into vanilla and healing. However, I can't be assed to cause a ruckus every time someone posts something that conflicts with my ideals. I just ignore what doesn't appeal to me.

But I'll still do my best to protect those smiles. My dream is to protect the fidelity of my fellow anons' relationships. Everyone should have a happy(?) ending with his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839296
That's not even a question anon, the answer is always going to be yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839296
What if you put a little on your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839296
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839292
A dick without balls is a sad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839296
Would they even react to it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4aVXkuyvPQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839296
Wouldn't they have the same reaction to semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839309

Except futa is extaordinarily gay if it's full package. Otherwise it can be treated as an enchanted clit.

>>12839296

>Give a Jinko catnip
>Proceed to have slow chuffing stoner sex with the Jinko
>She keeps chuffing while going "Woooah, husband is of inside me."
>"How are you doing this thing?"
>"I am of *chuff* not! *chuff* chuffing!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839310
I'd say they would.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4aVXkuyvPQ

[Anonymous No.]

Would you use a laser pointer around your jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838496
>pegging
>>12838501
>ntr
come on guys, league has much better waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839296
I'd put it into her food/drink in a public place and watch her squirm as she tries not to break out into amorous mewling and chuffing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839336
MOBAs are for queers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839338
>Truth.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dvmHAi6nWM

http://www.onekind.org/be_inspired/animals_a_z/cattle/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839348
I didn't touch the cow. I touched the ushi oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836837
Working on this, if anyone interested. Im a sucker when it comes to Miia or Rachnee.
Some time ago I promised you guys a Hellbound, gonna do that now. If I remember correctly the request was a Hellbound riding someone, so lets will go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839354

Loen never stop being based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839354
Looking good

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839354
>Hellhound
I-it's not like wanted this or anything, idiot..

[Gauf No.]

Does anyone have an alternate text upload site to Pastebin? It keeps deleting my yandere kumiho story -- that's three times now I've uploaded it and had it taken down, and I'm starting to get a bit tired of reuploading it.


also: Monstergirl taking in and cleaning up a homeless person, yes or no? Vice versa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839191

Latest is v1.4 so yes, that one is out of date. I'm also kind waiting to make it all pretty like Mari's too. Course that involves figuring out a theme and being artsy so it might be awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839371
I want to see a down on his luck Anon being healed by the love of a Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839371
Don't know of a better place.

Tis the season for kindness. I'd say that would make a sweet story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839180
steal box

[Gauf No.]

>>12839376
>>12839377
I was planning on writing a healing story, yes. With no Bad End, because suffering is not always a best and my last two stories have been kind-of suffering. Kejourou as the focus.

A shame that Pastebin keeps wrecking me. Perhaps I'll have to make a google doc so it doesn't get deleted a fourth time. Is there a report function to remove a paste or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839354
Those hips don't lie, unlike a certain spider.
More Hellhound pelvisceration is nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839382
Not too sure about your situation, but if you can get it up by New Years then we have a party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839371
>Monstergirl taking in and cleaning up a homeless person, yes or no? Vice versa?
Both are good, but I prefer the homeless human If I have to choose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839354

How do you feel about Crabman noticing you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839382

>Healing story
>No Bad End

You're already a better writer than Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839390
Crabman noticed Loen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839382
>healing story
>no Bad End
>Kejourou as the focus
Hell yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839390

Oh woah, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839406

Retweeted his Miia art at Xmas. It was mentioned on the blog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839411
Where on the blog? I just relooked and I can't find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839421

Xmas Day update, under Dan's Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839423
Oh I see it now. That's a small note for such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839216

That's because Claire is a full package futa. Which means that by proxy Bob is a flaming faggot who wants to take the D, not give it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839390
>>12839411
Whoa, sempai noticed me. Thats fucking nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839431
Nigger, that post was 2 hours old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839438

I'll tweet your next Miia thing at him too if you want. Might as well start being the cultural ambassador my lilim is. Plus Crabman likes to RT stuff. He just did a whole slew from Hitomi's artist.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what different Monster Girl Cities would be like across the globe. I imagine each country has at least a couple of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839438
Because your fucking based, now keep drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839431
>being this assblasted about things that literally happened a year ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839443
Please do, that would be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839451
No fucking way that it was a year ago. There is no way its been that long. I haven't been here that long. Please tell me its not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839455
I know exactly how long it's been for me.
I started coming to mg threads on Christmas Day 2010.
Only the dead can know peace from this evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839455
I was milling around on /a/'s archives when I discovered a list showing writefag updates. Among them were Tarrek, Captain, and Yananon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839465
I don't remember when I started coming to monster girl threads but I remember why. I stumbled into one of bromonts threads with the MC and his lizardman mom, think it might have been one of the christmas threads. I really wish I could go back to then or at least read the full story he made at that time. Times were good back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839495
>or at least read the full story he made at that time
But you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839498
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Chobobo Girl
I ride on her big fluffy butt as she kweh's through the fields.
Then she lays a big old egg and we have a cute Chobobo daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

So, /mgt/, why can't we have nice things again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839503
What is archiving, Alex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839522
Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839211
>heart pupils
Nah nigga
>leg locking
2 for 2
>Hand holding
Did we just become friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838435
Did you meet Scooby-san on your way home?
Wouldn't he be an Alp technically?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839522
MGT's middle name is Bedlam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839535
>mah nigga
Fucking autocorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839539
>scooby
>an alp
Good god I didn't want that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839451

I wouldn't have any reason to be mad if futanari didn't become synonymous with Cheshire Cat because of Bob.

I wouldn't have a problem if there weren't tons of drawfaggotry of said futanari Cheshire Cat to remind us about the forced "XD CHETICORE" and "XD CAT BATTER" memes that dicklick spouts.

I wouldn't have a problem if Bob kept his shit pegging fetish as far away from /mgt/ as humanly possible, but his continued existence serves as a reminder as to why we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get a hairjob by a kejorou
>You will never be wrapped in her hair while cuddling
>You will never fall asleep with her soft hair touching you
>You will never run through her hair while having sex
>The hair will never be all over the place when she wakes up , making her look cute as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839548
>tons of drawfaggotry
>three images

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839445
Monster Girl Detroit would be complete hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839354
Done. Enjoy anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839558
>Monster Girl City X would be complete hell
That's a pretty redundant statement anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839445
>>12839558
>>12839562

How about District 9 with alien girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839561
Good god that was fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839558
A broken wasteland of angry hellhounds and feral , chocolate werecats? Devil bugs crawling through the floorboards of derelict libraries; obsidian gargoyles swooping down from abandoned buildings in the night to rape unsuspecting citizens?

Yes plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839561

That looks great. Nice work, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839561

I want to have your babies, Loen.

>>12839554

Still more than alot of people's favorite MGs. I mean shit, even Laska gets a ton of fan art and she's a rather dull character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839564
Then that video of him fucking one would be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839561
Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839561
That's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839561
Are you open to suggestions of what to draw next? Because we could always use more Holstaurus art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839564
I'd go there.

[Anonymous No.]

Which artist did Thunderbro commision for that picture of Stella?

They're pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839584
Mithril

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839558

>hating on Detroit again

I'm taking my bumpy cake and faygo and going home. Enjoy your cat dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839548
But pegging is awesome and cat batter is delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839591
What semen demon is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839586
Ah, right. Familiar name, but I can't recall any pictures of theirs that've been posted here. I know that they exist, but I've not yet attacted the name to the art, in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839591

Fuck off to whatever corner of Bob's little gay fan club you spawned from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839589
>not hating on Detroit
We could nuke it and the country would be better off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839591
Fuck off Nyanners.
>>12839593
Troll-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839596
>being this mad people like something you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839591
>Guaranteed replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839604

If Kraken anal tentacle play is prohibited, why do you think pegging and male insemination would be tolerated as well?

Take your dick fetish and get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839610
>being this mad people like something you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839591

>in the refrigerator case at 7-11

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839610
>Kraken anal tentacle play is prohibited

Who died and made you the boss of these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839617

Try and market that. You'll get the same reaction you do to the idea of pegging. Except now the Kraken is basically eating shit since her suckers have "taste" receptors, rather than fulfilling the gay fantasies of some subhuman shitbird in Ohio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839579

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565
>"You mean there really is a reason i could never land a solid date? Oh thank God i thought i might have problems"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839354
>That eye sparkle
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839622
Hmmm, veal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839622
I love you, no alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839631
oh god no, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839622

...Do you think you could draw Druella next/whenever you have the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839622

I want to protect that [Z]

[Anonymous No.]

You're cornered by a pack of Hellhounds and the only thing you have to defend yourself is a dog whistle and your bare fists.

Would you let that whistle rip or would you have a round of fisticuffs with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839641
pretend to put up a struggle so I can get raped harder like the slut that I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839600

I feel inclined to call these people newfags but it isn't given for everyone to have seen the video

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839644
You deserve it you whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dig Parasyte out of my backlog because the cour is winding down
>Read it like fucking 5 years ago, pretty much only remember how it ended and a basic synopsis
>Ryoko gives me fearections that I blame on you assholes
>Suddenly episode five
Alien girls a shit, have you purged the xeno today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839641
Could be worse. I'd probably try to get to know all of their names before they jump my bones. Try to inject a little sincerity into the impending orgy of fluff and flame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839649
I want to get raped and become mindbroken by the hellhounds. Then get discarded by them and become the biggest slut in town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838922
I like you, and this reference.

>>12838932
>>12838944
>>12838952
>>12838955
>>12838966
I want to marry an Anubis. More and more every day.
Slowly killing me that I can't ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

In monstergirl saudi arabia would women forbid men from going outside. Like would men have to wear a burka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839115
I like that .less draws things jumbo-gantic.
Makes it perfect for the day I hang some on my walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839650

Heard that shit was pretty gruesome, wouldpurge/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839637
Not for now, sorry. Right now have to finish the bellydancing Miia, and after that, its Zophia's turn, both for Crabman open entry. Well, thats the idea, more or less. Lets see if Sempai notices me one more time so I can blush and giggle.

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>>12839598
We could nuke it and the country would would not notice

fixed for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839541
I know what you meant anon.

You too are my Nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839662
>Implying Islam would exist in glorious MG Saudi Arabia.

>Nobody wants MG Constantinople with MG Janissaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839119
>>12839663
And now that I see this, I can finally ask. I have been wondering a long while already what should be the size of my drawings, .less huge drawings are awesome, but, in your opinions guys, what would be the best size?

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>>12839650
>alien girls are shit


except that you're goddamn wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839681
Maybe in the 700-1000 px range? Although that hinges on your scope for the picture itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839681
the higher res the better. If folks don't like it they can always downscale, but upscaling doesn't work quite so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839671

Not a problem! You made a lot of people happy with the Hellhound piece, best of luck over there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839671
baby kikimora with a broom pacifier when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839701
>broom pacifier
too adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839561

Any chance of a color or should we beat Hound over the head with steak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839705
Hound, he does an awesome job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839705
I'm a big stickler for alternate color schemes, so I wouldn't mind seeing something similar to ZORO's aesthetics and color scheme.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, haven't been around for a while and I was wondering... Is MGBooru down or is it just unaccessable for me?

Also have some fluffy so I am also contributing somewhat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839720
>flat chested cow
A shit, a shit i tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839724
>implying it's a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839724
Thought it was a sheep or a goat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839724
That's a sheep you dingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839728
>>12839729
>>12839730
Flat chests are shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839724
How do you manage to breathe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839735
Flat chests are always okay when accompanied with a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839737
By... inhaling and exhaling? It's really not hard.

>>12839744
No, flat chests a shit. Why not just fuck actual little girls if you're going for the looks of one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839747
>flat chests a shit.
I disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836837
Getting collared by a retard. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839747
What's wrong with you? Did loli's kill your family or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839747
>The entire worth of a female is in her chest and not her personality, face, love for you, or even other physical traits like hips, ass, etc.

Welp, enjoy your plastic tits pornstar succubus waifu.

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>>12839747
>No, flat chests a shit. Why not just fuck actual little girls if you're going for the looks of one?
Because not everyone wants huge breasts, and the desire for a small chest is no less logical than the desire for a thin waist? That said: Don't fuck little girls, guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839550

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839756
Not him, but i've yet to see a flat-chested monstergirl that isn't a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839756
> not everyone wants huge breasts

But gays don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839747
Being a Manako fan is suffering...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839762
Alp comes swiftly to mind.
>>12839763
I love that I immediately prove your point!

[Anonymous No.]

Flat chests aren't exclusive to a single body-type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839762
KC has basically said via twitter that pretty much most MGs can vary in physical appearance (and additionally transform to suit the husbandu after they hook up). So most MGs can come in /fit/, loli, CC, health, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839771
>alp
>girl


>>12839772
Sure they aren't.

>>12839774
That's just KC jacking off the fanbase again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839777
They got vaginas and can birth kids, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839744
Flat is always shit, just like tsun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839779
Just like traps are women. It's just an excuse to say 'no gays'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839779
Thread question:

Do the race mutations (Alps, Hobgoblins, Alice's) birth members of their mutated race or the original?

(IE Alps birth more alps, Medusa birth more Medusa)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839231
Polish abs with tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>12836942
Urge to rape the maid rising...

[Anonymous No.]

>Take a Monster Girl History paper as your general paper at Monster Girl University.
>Learn about historical figures such as Alexa the Great (hips). A Greek Lamia conquerer.
>Gengha Khan the Centaur and her Centaur Archer Horde.
>Queen Henrietta VIII, a raucous Lion Girl who was Queen of England.
>Julia Caesar, the Wolf Girl Emperor of Rome.
>Georgia Washington, a Bald Eagle Harpy Girl that helped in founding America.
>Wu Zetian, a somewhat sadistic Ryu Empress of China.
>Cleopatra, an arrogant Pharaoh of Egypt.
>Your lecturer assures you that this is the truth.
>You start to question this, but all the library texts that on Human History have disappeared, so you can't really prove your case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839787
Probably succubi
Because nothing good can ever come from KC and he tries to insert succubi everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839787
>Suddenly, loli Alice waifu and busty Succubus daughteru.
>All sorts of hijinks due to mistakes, anywhere from daycare drop-offs to getting romantic in public.

MGCity sitcom, ho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839784
>Physically being female doesn't count
Okay, then harpies tend to have small chests too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839787
Alps eventually become full of succubi, so they must give birth to more succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839777
>Pic related
>>12839774
Twitter nothing, an entire section of a world guide was about that. Sure there are a few perma-lolis, Alices, anything related to the Sabbath, or that Holsties always have big tits (Unfortunately), but otherwise, great variation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837367
Hello wife husbandry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839803
I bet you think trannies are women too.

[Anonymous No.]

There isn't enough Baphomet material out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839808
Nice job dodging the harpy point

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839787
Alps would birth more Succubi.
>>12839793
What if that history is after some MG-related apocalypse, and history itself was repeated with monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839762
>>12839762
>but i've yet to see a flat-chested monstergirl that isn't a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839783
This I can agree with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839787
Aren't Alps in stage 3 just normal succubi? For the rest of girls, I suppose they have a percentage of giving birth to a common girl (medusa giving birth to a lamia, for example) and a percentage of giving birth to another girl with the mutation.

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>>12839817
Alps turn into super succubi. Since they used to be men, they inherently know better than actual succubi what men want.

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>>12839812
Oh? I must have missed that. But they have small chests, not flat chests. There are sizes for breasts other than 'bulging', and just because they wear a sports bra doesn't mean you could wash clothes on their nips.

>>12839815
I'm gonna take a leap and guess that's touhou, and I see some breasts there.

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>>12838565
Lets do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839805
>holstaurus are always busty, unfortunately

I've never felt such hatred for someone!

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>>12839823
She's from Super Robot Wars.
>>12839826
>125x70

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839823
Fair points. I'll let you have that one but I still think there are monster girls I missed.

>>12839817
Sorta. Pic related

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>>12839826
Ok what? I was sure I saved the full pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839805
>Holstaurus always have big tits
>unfortunate
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839805
>Holsties always have big tits (Unfortunately)
Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839835
>>12839834
Not him, but I rather like the more reasonably sized (but far more violent) minotaurs more. That said: having both would be divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839840
Actually it would be bovine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839846
I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839840
The shit taste knows no end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839832
This should be the full sized pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839851
What? I can't enjoy chocolate milk as well as strawberry milk? I have to pick a side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839852
What a mighty fine tumblr nose that wench has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839834
>>12839827
What can I say? I simply adore that one pic of a flat, loli holsty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839855
Chocolate milk is Ushi-Oni son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839662
>men listening to women
>ever

Where the fuck do you you think you are, Sweden?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839863
You should probably listen to people much stronger than you who have a willingness to use that strength to control you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839858
I believe that's just a normal, loli cowgirl instead of an actual Holstaurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839858
Hathor damn you and your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839867
Implying that Holsties are more than just cow girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839860
I dunno, they look more like a mixed drink to me. Like if you decided to put strawberry AND chocolate into your milk despite the only thing driving you forward to do so is the mad scientist you wish you were.

I'm not saying I didn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere lich
>You wake up and see a lich in front of you. She stares at you with deadpan eyes. "Research subject 1 is awake."
>You wonder who the hell she is. You've never seen her before.
>Unbeknownst to you, she masturbates to your face everyday as she continously watches you sleep.
>You wake up tied on the bed. You wanted her to leave. Expecting rape, you sigh in defeat waiting to get it over with. She force feeds you something. You suddenly feel very.... affectionate for her. You never realized how pretty she was. She was the most attractive person that you ever saw. She suddenly puts a piece of paper to your head and begins encanting something. Memories of you and the lich dating come to you and you remember the wedding night with her. Then you fall unconcious.
>When you wake up you find a book about love potion creation and memory manipulation. Your wife must be researching something. You wake up to your wife with heart pupils in her eyes. She snuggles next to you affectionately and says"What do you want for breakfast darling?~"

FIN

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>>12839829
>You will never be best friends with a harem MC with insane levels of density. His harem is massive and the bishi little shit always gets into hijinks with the girls fighting over him.

>Conversely, you will never have terrible luck with women, all the girls either brushing you off or become part of his harem. Despite all the girls vying over him, he will always make time to hang out with his best bro.

>He will never call you up one day in a panic, his voice sounding slightly higher than normal, saying that somethings happened and you are the only one he can trust.

>You will never arrive at his house to find "him" now a couple inches shorter than normal in a shirt two sizes too big for him with bat-wings, horns, and a spaded tail.

>You will never then have to help out your best friends, whose now an alp, as she adjusts to life as a girl. Eventually leading to a tearful confession where she explains how her heart seems to beat so much faster when she's with you.

>Time will never skip 3 years because of budget constraints and open to you with your Stage 3 Alp friend (now wife) and your three daughters having a happy breakfast together.

Remember, never go full MC or go bigger than 3 girl. That way leads to Alpdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839879
...I don't hate this idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839879
>Orc bacon, holstaurus milk, and some harpy eggs. Yeah, you heard me, orc bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do MG communities attract terrible people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838569
>implying that would work
She stalked you since you were 5. As if shes gonna let you get away

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839866
It's simple, you kill the monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839883
My question becomes what became of his Haremettes after he went Alp and hooked up with his best bud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839891
There's a lot of them which would laugh off your pathetic attempts anon.

cue ushi-oni charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839835

LabyrinthAnon is kill. I wish he'd draw more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839886
cause people who are into MGs seek escapism and thus are very lonely. Loneliness leads to bitterness and etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839879
This form of yandere manipulation makes me hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839893
abject horror and the tsundere getting blamed for beating him so hard he went alp.

I may need to do a full written version of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839896
It's not even that. There's just so many people with shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839878
♪~Did somebody say 'Strawberry' milk?~♫

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839659
Anubis is love. It's a universal truth, and sometimes the truth hurts.

All you really can do to numb the pain is to delve into fantasy. Imagine yourself with an anubis. Or several anubis. Or The anubis, if you happen to have one as a waifu.

You take ephemeral joy in the thought of being with her. Slightly obsessive, a tad compulsive, and reliant on a plan, a schedule. And the most perfect, loving girl to boot. Just write about her traits, and quirks, like the way her tail curls around your leg whenever you're near, without her even thinking about it. Or the way she arches her back when you're giving her backrubs, before you bring out the coconut butter and make her tanned skin glow bronze. It'd be a sight more beautiful than the light glinting from any other precious metal or gemstone, but you'd be torn between that and the perfection gracing your other senses.
Just think about it. You couldn't have anything more heavenly under your kneading hands than the soft, slight and supple body of the most perfect monstergirl in the universe, slowly melting into the bed she's lying atop while you excise every stress from her.
Scented candles would dot the room, the only source of light to radiate off of her oil-slick skin. But their smell would be stale after nuzzling your nose to the back of her head, and breathing in deep the scent of her hair. You'd want to let it intoxicate you into a daze while her velvet ears flick and bat gently at your face.
And maybe, while the massage is going on, you'd talk to each other. A close, silent room with nothing but her voice. Maybe talking about events of the day, what to do tomorrow. Maybe innane chitchat, or maybe she gets you to list of everything you like about her, before she does the same to you. Of course, I doubt she'd get very far. Press and knead and love her body enough, and pleasured moans and sighs might just turn into sleepy babbling and happy snoring. It's a risk you might need to contend with.

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>>12839898
>hard
In what places? For me it's the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839893
They can go fuck off for being shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839900
Do tell, anon. What defines shit taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839908
Liking fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839908
Any taste that isn't his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839901
How does she make it berry flavored?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839908
Tastes that don't conform with the majority in the given community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839901
While those would make excellent pillows (Which reminds of that one Succubutt picture), that is still one pair to many.
>>12839903
Hello Trachyon.
>>12839905
Both in heart and dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839911
I dunno. Fluffy tails can be good, but usually they're attached to really cosplay-tier girls.

Kumiho a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839900
You are the cancer killing these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839903
>tfw no Anubis-Senpai student council president.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839911
So we can agree scaled tails are best?

[Anonymous No.]

>She pulls out a arm shaped piece of meat from the freezer. She begins to slam her knife into it cutting pieces of orc meat. You quickly run out in disgust realizing what the meat is made of.
>Lich uses magic to restrain you from leaving the house and ties you up. She begins feesing you the orc bacon. You close your mouth desperate not to eat the food. She begins pouting and forces your mouth open
"Ahhhh, open your mouth~ We cant have a picky eater. She forces it inside your mouth. continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839894
Says you. You want to believe monstergirls would win every fight with a human. If it breathes it can die, if it doesn't, blow it up. If it's a lilim, offer your very soul to the chief god and crush her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839903
>Several
No.
>The
Yes.

Also the description of this massage makes me smile. If only I could find such a sight in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839903
Jesus christ, my heart.
Do I get to hug and cuddle her too?
A happy relationship like that is my greatest fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839913
Magic

Pink Cow = Strawberry Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839922
A fluffy scaled tail with barbs, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839926
Oh, you're one of those guys.

Goodnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839933
I prefer feathers to barbs, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839926
>offer your very soul to the chief god and crush her.

Yeah, that worked out great for all the heroes corrupted by Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839920
But he's not talking about vore, guro, mpreg, yuri, pegging or futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839938
All them corrupt angels too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839890
I'm sure with the right words, she would understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839936
Fine then, a fluffy scaled tail with feathers and barbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839924
>turning down bacon

You are the real monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839938
Actually I think that was her mother that did that.
Besides, we all know Deruella spends all her time in her Daki Fort crying over the fact that the only times she's gotten laid were when she was corrupting other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839917
Holy shit, am I really that easy to spot? Is this just who I am now? The guy who posts vanilla anubis stuff?

Because I honestly have no problem with that if you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839903
>You'd want to let it intoxicate you into a daze while her velvet ears flick and bat gently at your face.
Why do you do this to us Anon? Don't you think we suffer enough?

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg do you want to yanderify? I'll write a short story about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839949
I recognize your typing style and mannerisms, as I do many other writefags.
>>12839951
Nekomata.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

I was summoned?

Flats only tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839951
Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839935
You mean someone who won't just roll over and be enslaved? Damn right.

>>12839938
They fell willingly because they were unhappy, not the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839949
I am not him, and I am more than okay with it. Anubis is pretty sweet and the story was awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839949
>The guy who posts vanilla Anubis stuff?
Far as I'm concerned, that makes you a 10/10 awesome guy in my books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839936
The only girl I can think of with a fluffy feathered tail is Priscilla, and if you like Priscilla then you are officially my brother in good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839956
A yandere wurm would be either terrifying or adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839955
I look forward to seeing this image develop because HOT FUCKING DAYUM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839955
Thanks again mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839957
No, I mean someone who is going to 'MUH HUMANITY' shitpost for ~300 posts and require janitorial assistance to clean up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839561
loen
boxer wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839960

>waifu souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839951
Vampire.
Specifically a Vampire who kidnaps a Boy she likes off the streets and pins him down in her coffin bed, and cuddles him without his consent for the entire night.
Or rapes him, whichever one tickles your fancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839957
You sound like a tinfoil hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839960
I like priscilla a lot, actually. Now if only I could get her scythe AND not steal her soul in the non-romantic way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839960
Priscilla is the best Dark Souls girl.

But man Maiden in Black does wonders to my dick

[Anonymous No.]

I want some more of glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839951
Alp please. It just seems like it would make for an interesting story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839973
This, oh god this. I need me some yanpire /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839957
>being tempted into becoming monsters is not being corrupted

Good day, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839966
As opposed to you with muh monsters and anyone who can beat one is automatically a gary stu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839951
Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839973
whynotboth.gif
>>12839979
That potential. They are made by that intense desire pretty much. Seems doable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839979
Harblador actually did something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>dark souls
And the devs were entertaining the idea of VR. The future might just be really wonderful, or terrible, since this is dark souls, and not waifu souls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839947
At least 3 of the fallen maidens were bona fide Chief God blessed Heroes, but yeah the Demon Lord obviously has a higher tally of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839982
hero = / = monsters

Good day to YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839983
Nah, not getting into this. Please go back to /tg/ and their HFY threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839951
Fairy because I don't fucking know how are you going to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839989
Waifu souls exists within our hearts, also we are batshit hollow so the world can be as pleasant as we damn well please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839994
I don't think even you know what the hell you're on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839974
Tinfoil hats don't have mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839995
How about you not be a bitch the next time someone says they can torch an ushi oni to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840000
But you're typing stuff, not speaking it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839953
>Yandere nekomata
> While living by yourself you come across a hurt cat. You feel pity so you decide to nurse her back to health with what scant medical knowledge you have amd the internet. You help her heal her wounds and you get a free buddy to take comfort.in.
>She is always there even after a couple.of.months. She begins cuddling next to you as you begin to sleep. Happy for the free warmth you let her stay.
>While you sleep the cat turns into a nekomata. She was always stalking you even before you saved her from her wounds. She got th while trying to kill the ushi-oni who dared try to seduce you.
>She begins masturbating trembling at the excitement of being close to you and able to smell your scent. She reaches climax and gets up from the bed. She begins taking out your clothes and begins to masturbate with that rubbing it against every inchnof your clothes ingraining her scent with yours. She folds them back amd you wear it wothoitnknowing anything. This repeatsnfor several months until she reveals her true form to you.
Thinking that she is just a normal MG and not a psychotic stalking yandere you begin to happily date her.

FIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840009
....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839998
>Dark Souls 3 VR comes out
>gone full hollow mod when?
>in which everything is pleasant
>and the inhabitants peaceful

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839999
No price is too high for victory and freedom, that's what I'm on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840009
wouldn't that be really difficult
i mean they heal incredibly fast so they'd heal the fire wounds before they finished burning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839953
It's funny, because I've been out of writing for so long, I feel really clumsy starting again now.

Also, I've been throwing around ideas in my head for a continuation of that Lego Anubis story people seem to enjoy, but I worry that what I've got planned out so far is... well, saccharine. The ratio of love and cuddles to conflict (in the narrative sense) is like 10e10 to 1. And is a sequel really necessary in the first place? Because if I end up messing it up somehow, it'll pull down the original too, I feel.

Well, these are the doubts occupying my mind right now. I'm glad that what I've done so far has entertained, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840011
Nice.
Work on proofreading your other shorts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840019
Sorry, not to defend him, but fire is kinda the mythological "HAH IT"S FUCKED" trick. Cut off a hydras head and then cauterize the wound. Shit gets fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840025
well, true
but i think the ushi-oni's 'heal minor wounds with incredible speed' thing would cover anything short of being doused with napalm then throwing gasoline on it while she burns

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840010
Do tinfoil hats have fingers?

>>12840014
Fair Lady?

Some defeatist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840025
I know, right?
Torch a dragon, uh, shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840030
Oh, minor wounds sure, I could see that. I guess it comes down to how severe the burn is. They have a lot of fur, just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840030
We covered napalm and white phosphorous, as well as biology, retard still said nothing can kill an ushi oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840018
see
>>12839995

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840036
>insulting people because you don't agree with them
nig what
are you trolling

>>12840035
i thought the ushi-oni existed entirely to be an unstoppable rape monster, and there's only so much fur to burn before youre onto skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840034
Uh, you do know dragons torch each others shit all the time right? Nothing special about their fire either, it's just the quantity of it.

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>>12839956
>yandere wurm
>She doesn't know much but she is certain of one thing. That the world is full of.people who want to hurt you and her and that you and her will love each other. Shes that kind of airhead friemd that you've known ever since you were little. But she loves you so so so much more deeper than you ever know. But shes afraid that you wouldnt like a wurm like her.
>She cant forgive all the whores that dare to come close to her and corrupt you. She secretly goes inside your room while asleep amd masturbate on your hand trying to remove the other girls presence. She rips the clothes that have beem in contact woth other girls amd you thinking that it is a rabid animal buy new clothes every month. She also kills tje women that dared try to seduce you and rape you. You only need her as the only woman in your life. With her immense strength she unknowingly protect you from the harlots. Like that ushi oni clerk who said hello to you at the store. She KNOWS that the ushi was trying to hurt you. she will continously wait amd until that day you confess to her. Then she will forcefully bring you tp the cave system that she dug out amd will live there together with only the 2nof you together for the rest of your lives
FIN

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>>12840036
Huge spider-taurs are biologically impossible. There, you won every ushi-oni argument ever.

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>>12840036
Oh, I see. You're one of those people who just want to feel superior to others.


Right, I know, >4chan and all.

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>>12840040
Hm. Unstoppable is a bit strong I would think. Tenacious sounds better. "If it bleeds it can be killed" and what not. Skin burns too. I am not saying a torch alone will kill one, but it would be good help.

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>>12840051
i think just a torch is a bit too little to seriously affect a monster of their caliber
a lot of torches, on the other hand...

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>>12840038
No.

>>12840040
If you weren't there, you should not open your mouth about it.

>not insulting people when you don't agree with them

Do you even 4chan? Hell, do you even humanity?

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>>12840061
>If you weren't there, you should not open your mouth about it.
wut

So, people are only allowed to talk about things they were personally there to witness now? There can be no debate about anything?

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>>12840044
>Uh, you do know dragons torch each others shit all the time right?

No I don't, since we never established any frame of reference. I'm just going to assume that you are right in whatever setting or scenario you're thinking of basing this on.

[Anonymous No.]

So is it possible to get someone constantly writing very short things that are vanilla? That would please me greatly.

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>>12840020
You could probably try a previous idea like pic-related.

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>>12840044
Aren't dragons generally immune or at least highly resistant to fire, though? Otherwise how do they firebreath?

At least in Dwarf Fortress, Dragonfire is a special kind of fire that's thousands of times hotter so that dragons can actually hurt each other with it.

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>>12840069
Not now. We have inane arguments to revisit for the thousandth time.

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>>12840050
Nice projection.

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>>12840048
This.

Arguing realism is a fucking waste of time in such a fantastical, idealized hugbox setting. Particularly if it's for the sake of annoying large numbers of people in the thread or enforcing your headcanon on everyone else.

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>>12840057
Oh, for sure, like with the hydra example the torch is just a support tool or maybe something to temporarily distract the creature. This is all hypothetical obviously, and I would prefer not to scuffle with one.

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>>12840047
>Then she will forcefully bring you tp the cave system that she dug out amd will live there together with only the 2nof you together for the rest of your lives
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of a yandumb wurm, but does the cave have wi-fi?

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>>12840075
Horse Pussy a shit.

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>>12840076
aren't you the one insulting people because you don't agree with them

i'd say he has a point


>>12840081
of course the real question in any 'burn the ushi-oni' debate would be 'where would you get the materials' or 'how are you going to get the ushi-oni to cover herself in napalm'

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>>12840084
But Nightmares are OK.

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>>12840084
Fluffy tails a best
I don't care if any normalfag would like them, but you're all into bestiality for liking [insert non-kitsune monstergirl].

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>>12840065
You called me a troll without even knowing what the fuck we were talking about. What makes you think your opinion matters? It's like a roofer telling a mechanic how to handle his shit.

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>>12840085
Ushi-Oni is a KC concept. In KC's setting there is no death of MGs, except for the purpose of creating un-dead types.

Ergo, any attempts to argue if Ushi-Onis are burnable is moot, since it goes against canon. Attempting to argue for it is just trying to enforce headcanon on others.

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>>12840093
Well, your dismissive attitude and assertion that only you can be right is generally emblematic of trolling behavior -- it is intended directly to enrage.

>>12840096
Technically, it's japanese mythology but we all know we're talking about KC's ushi-oni.

Also, don't Heroes kill monsters all the time in-setting?

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>>12840092
Derisive comment regarding posters sexuality.

Bestiality remark involving poster's favorite MG.

Implications that Poster will become an Alp

X a Y

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>>12840082
>does the cave have wi-fi
See? That's where the horrifying part of this scenario comes into play.

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>>12840085
Y'don't need napalm to set someone on fire. Besides, I don't think fire is the solution, a good beheading would do the job far easier. Heck, any Average Abe could just shank'em in the heart. I don't think that falls under "minor wounds".

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>>12839973
>>12839984
>yanpire
>With her immense wealth she rules as countess over the lands of your parents. She had waited thousands of years for YOU. She knows that you were born for the sole purpose of being her wife by the gods. She buys you as a baby from your parents in exchange for money that can make them live comfortably for the rest pf their lives. They sell toddler you to the yanpire.
>She hires the most skilled artist imln the region to draw a magestic.painting of you over the wall so she can watch yoi every day.
>She hires a wet nurse but upon discovering that she can lactate she kills the nurse because you only need HER liquids in you.
>She never lets you go outside saying that its dangerous because she knows that everyone wants to steal you away from her. She teaches you everything from musoc to physics with the wide scope of experience from her thousands years of life on this earth. >She is outwardly very cold and even mechanical on the outside but every night when you sleep, she lovingly dotes over you caressong every inch of your body with her cool slender fingers. She masturbates to the grand paintings of you in various stages of your life. Only she can have you, her most prized treasure. She never washes your clothes rather buy new ones and leave the ones soiled with sweat and semen as her masturbating material until you can have sec with her when you are groomed.into the perfect husband

FIN

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>>12840070
Yeah, I could actually. Since writing that idea in the first place, I've expanded upon it a little in my head.

This is just my general problem, I think. A whole load of miscellaneous, spur of the moment writing, but I just can't bring myself to write actual stories.

Bah, fuck it. I've got free time for the following few weeks, so I'll see if I can churn something passable out.

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>>12840082

Yandumb aside, ofc the cave has wifi. Even Ushi Onis have Fiber. A Wurm would be no different.

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>>12840100
Hero's presumably kill more MGs than a regular human but between Nerf-silver swords, Naturally tough MG physiology, and the universe's god of war actively trying to prevent death then the kill-count is probably lower than one would expect.

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>>12840102
[Snide remark over your assumption that becoming an Alp would not be a desired outcome.]

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>>12840104
>don't need napalm to set someone on fire
you still need a way to set an incredibly fast, incredibly powerful monster on fire. Bring a wizard, is my recommendation.

>beheading
They're pretty tall, aren't they? It'd be hard to do it properly. Moreover, they're supernaturally tough as well so there'd probably be a bit of... sawing at work that would give her time to heal a bit.

>stabbing them in the heart
Most likely possible solution. However, then you get their blood on you which corrupts you. You've killed a monster, sure, but you've created another willing manslut.

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>>12840114
>universe's god of war actively trying to prevent death
thats a terrible god of war

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>>12840100
You weren't there, people, not just me gave reasons as to why fire would prove effective, the other guy's argument boiled down to "nuh uh, nothing kills the ushi". Fuck him and fuck you for defending him without even being there.

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>>12840121
Yep.
KC, everyone.

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>>12840121
Well, it's a god of war, not a god of death.

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>>12840125
Call me a devil's advocate, but I don't believe you. You have a vested interest in making this guy look like an unreasonable twat, so why should I trust you to accurately recall details?

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>>12840115
Comment regarding poster taking multiple phalli

Lame comeback calling poster gay and implying they would be a shitty succuslut.

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>>12840121
I believe Are actually allows for death during war, but she prefers fair-fighting.
>>12840126
I don't have any issue with that.

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>>12840117
Y'damn right I'd be willing. I just don't want to be one of THEIR mansluts is more the point. I guess the safest option is "stay out of Zipangu, and enjoy their culture via hotsprings"

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>>12840139
What's stopping newly-corrupted you from thinking 'you know what sounds great? pelvisceration.'

Corruption's sort of an 'all-in' gambit, to be honest. Your previous opinions don't really matter according to KC.

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>>12840125
>One guy was shitty at defending one side of an argument.
>Renders all past and future debaters on that side of the issue as invalid

Plus, by the lore of the universe, he was right. It's pretty much canon MGs can't be killed and they always win. Arguing otherwise is just forcing your headcanon on others.

Also, please stop trying to apply real-world arguments to what is a fantasy, idealized hugbox setting. It comes off as approaching autistic

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>>12840121

We can play catch up, willy pete anyone?

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>>12840107

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>>12840074
Dragons burn just like as any other living creature. The issue is pinning one down long enough to roast it.

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>>12840146
In KC's world all that would happen is you summon an extra-strong fire elemental because >m'muh hugbox

>>12840150
They breathe fire. Wouldn't they be immune to something they need to spit out of their own mouths?

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>>12840143
Well, strictly speaking you don't stop being yourself as an incubus, you just have a massive sex drive, looks sexier, and have elongated lifespan. Of course, symptoms vary, some people become reliant. I think it's far more likely the next monster girl the newly corrupt self meets becomes your wife is the most likely scenario.

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You are aware that all this "Kill the Monstergirl" shit is why MGU got sunk right? Fuck off with your edgelord bulllshit.

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>>12840154
True.

And what are you likely to find in ushi-oni habitats?


>>12840155
Well, >>12839995 had the right idea but everyone seems to have fallen for the bait again. I wonder what it is about Ushi-Oni that attracts such hate?

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>>12840139
Or you could just send some of the human-friendly native monsters to fight off any ushi-onis. Even if they get splashed with in their blood, at worst they get a little horny and may expect a few rounds of gratitude / drag their husbands off for some snu snu when they are back.

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>>12840133
I know you. You're that guy who said he always has to take the underdog's side. Who are you even defending? We're all anonymous, are you an idiot?

>>12840145
Except we weren't arguing canon, and men and monsters do die in MGE, why the fuck would reincarnation and necromancy exist otherwise?

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>>12840162
Ushi draws hate from the fact that she is

A. a dominant monster girl which draws a few extreme male-dom lovers ire.

B. Rape train which makes a few guys see her as an unloving pelvis destroying machine.

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>>12840162
Literally anything in zipangu because they give zero fucks who lives where! Why else would I be in their territory? And if that logic is too flimsy: Kunoichis tend to have their villages in the mountains, yeah?

And I don't "hate" them, I just prefer being enslaved by something else.

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>>12840162
Likely most of it is spearheaded by one guy. That was the case for a good majority of the anti-amazon shitposting. He has a very recognizable vocabulary and arguing method so it was pretty clear it was mostly one guy rather than a large number.

Wouldn't be surprised something similar was happening to Ushi-Oni, particularly since it's always the same thing (using fire specifically to kill it). I think it might just be some autist holding a grudge against another anon trying to "win" his internet fight.

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>>12840170
>who are you even defending
The guy who is being insulted while he's not even here? I mean, shit, way to talk shit about someone behind their metaphorical back. That's just not right.

Also:
>men and monsters do die in MGE
And it's noted to be rare, what with (magical nerf silver weapons, the god of war actively preventing it, and it being KC's hugbox setting) so why are you arguing for deathbloodgore so hard? Aren't there settings better suited for that?


>>12840175
I'm gonna be honest, I don't like amazon much either but christ that guy is autistic.

Also, when did this argument happen? If it was more than, i dunno, 3 weeks ago it's a bit stupid to hold onto a grudge for that long isn't it?

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>>12840145
What are you talking about?

General consensus is that MGs and humans do die in fights but losses are minimized do too the aforementioned reasons.

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>>12840152
Dragon breath is just chemicals that ignite once they come together. They don't breathe fire as much as the spit some flammable shit out of their mouths. At least, if we're talking non magic ones.

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>>12840170
You mean women. Human women can get killed (hence undead MGs), transformed against their will attacked, and mind-controlled. Men similarly can be rape-enslaved or mind controlled, although non killed.

But there's pretty much no canon source referencing anything bad ever happening to a MG. Or men, for that matter, save rape.

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>>12840185
KC's are probably magical, since he mentioned that when he starts doing Chromatics, they're each going to have a different sort of elemental breath.

So yeah, probably magic.
I mean, Jabberwock already has Lust-Breath.

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>>12840180
>Aren't there settings better suited for that?
fucking this
this reeks of the 'oh there must be a dark edgy backstory behind this children's tv show' posts
you know, 'X was all in his miiiiind' stuff.

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>>12840185
>At least, if we're talking non magic ones.
I can see how this continues.
>but I wasn't talking about the non magic ones
>well I was
>you're dumb
>no, youre dumb
>hurr
>durr

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>>12840155
>edgelord

Opinion discarded.

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>>12839979
>Alp
>You and your best friend were constantly playing videogames watching anime/Tv or just talking about shitposting on 4chan and playing basketball together. You firstet your friend when he just started to adjust being an alp. You in your density thougt that she was a guy and began befriending her. She was happy that you were the only person to recognize as a guy. You and her began to get closer and she began to have feelings of you. INTENSE feelings. She got wet just from seeing your face and trembled in arousal whenever she was near you. She had a contest with herself seeing how many times she can cum without you noticing. You only noticed when she gasped when she came and you thought it as frustration at losimg the game. She didn't want to lose you, the only person who liked her for what she truly was. She was scared that the other girls would steal you from her amd she would do everything to not lose you. She was living at your house and you thought that you amd her was sleeping in different rooms. She came in your room as you slept and masturbated while laying next to you fantasizing about you being her husband. She doesn't want you to leave her so she makes you stay in the house and begin forcing you to live the NEET lifestyle. You of course were fine with that and she seemed to get money wherever that was from. While she was out for groceries she would go to the lich drug dealer to get love pills to stir in the food. If eaten constantly they will force a feeling.of adoration and love tp the person thay constantly see. She had long since removed the single neighbors in fear that they would.meet you and begin corrupting you. She slowly waits for the day you realize thay she is an alp amd confesses to you. When you do that she would get heart pupils and never leave you and she will continously drug you to love her even harder.

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>>12840189
>Or men
Matango.

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>You'll never have a Hellhound girlfriend/waifu who chases you down during the full moon and drags you back to her house to "rape" you all night long.
>You'll never wake up the next morning with her sleeping face inches from yours as she holds you close to her body like a teddy bear with the biggest smile you've ever seen from her.
>You'll never cuddle up to her and go back to bed until noon.
>You'll never make pancakes for lunch together.
Life is pain and suffering.

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>>12840206
Wasn't that retconned for being too grimdark?

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>>12839951
Jinko

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>>12839966
Christ, you knew what was coming.

How could we have prevented this? Tell us your secrets.

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>>12840209
If it was, it was un-retconned in the book thanks to the psuedo-matango mushrooms in that book.

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>>12840209
I don't know if it was a retcon or a re-translation but yes, it is less harsh than it used to be.

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>>12840218
Matangos seem to be fated to always be worst girl.

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>>12840208
Hellhound puppies would be cute as fuck.

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>>12840180
He won't give you his ass you know. And second, youm people complain so much about KC and how his setting is so hugboxy and boring, no adventure to be had, same arguments over and over, then you pull this shit. Why does anyone bother?

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>>12840155
I dont think moot would care if KC complained to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840223
Some of us like everything not being 40k all the time.

Moreover, you're insulting someone when they can't fight back. That seems dishonorable, somehow.

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>>12840180
I'd like to add are you pretending to be retarded?

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>>12840221
Yes. Yes they would be. I am stuck imagining it now. I don't know whether to despise you for foisting this fate upon me or thank you.

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>>12840220
For me the issue with the old one is two fold.

1. Girl/you become mindless. There is no love and it essentially just bad ends it with two potatoes fucking

2. Endless sex. I have this issue with the Fallen god worshipers as well but you essentially get doomed to ALL SEX ALL THE TIME without any variation.

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>>12840155
MGU got sunk because they translated KC's works to fit their edgy interpretation of the world. KC got upset about his work being misrepresented and when MGU's resident autists told him to fuck off he threated a cease and desist which they ran for the hills from.

They can have their 'kill the monster girl' but when they start to push that is canon, by all means shit post them and call them faggots until they know they are unwelcome.

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>>12840231
Some of us like something other than "rape and babies ever after" that spout from the roneryfags.

>defending someone's honor, not even a namefag, on an anonymous board

Why am I wasting time with you?

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>>12840221
>children
>of a notoriously unruly MG type
Guaranteed gray hair by your mid thirties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840244
Didn't they send him a birthday card calling him a worthless jap and the like? I know that one of the instigators has appeared on here before.

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>>12840246
>Some of us like something other than "rape and babies ever after" that spout from the roneryfags.

I think it's just you, mate. You may want to go somewhere that suits your tastes more rather than trying to reshape this setting to your tastes. You'll have an easier time.

>Why am I wasting time with you?
Continuous ad-hominem arguments and an overwhelming need to shape everything to be about you.

Trolling or at least incredibly self-centered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840238
The whole "No cuddling, or playing games, or just talking, only fucking forever" thing is the deal breaker for me. I want emotional fulfillment damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840249
There's always incubization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840249
Think they will listen to mama when she says "papa is off limits?" Gray hair is but one worry.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyway, let's get back on topic so that when this cesspit of a last 200 posts is cleaned up there'll still be a running topic.

Would you a wendigo-girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840189
Ok brah, whatever the fuck you want.

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>>12840254
I agree with you there.

I know KC tweeted that monsters do apparently keep their hobbies after meeting their husband (Which should have been kind of obvious IMO) so if that carries over to the fallen god MGs then that would put them back on the market for me.

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>>12840260
I'd prefer a Jersey Devil or Loveland Frog girl.

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>>12840251
And pictures of the monster's heads on pikes, yes. I chalk it all up to the '40k paradox'. 40k is the paragon of grim dark, so all the fan stuff is super happy stuff. When you get a setting that is super happy, people think it is fun to make it super dark instead.

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>>12840252
See >>12840261

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>>12840252
>trolling or self-centered
Another possibility is that he's just incredibly butthurt and projects the guy he argued with on ANYONE who argues for the same side. I mean, based on posts like this >>12840125 he is clearly still mad after weeks.

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>>12840260
I say good sir! I have been talking about lovely puppies thank you!

Make it a deer girl and deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840198
>>12840047
>>12840011
>>12840107
How were these? criticize or compliment or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840265
True, but 40k also used to be filled with parodies and still has a bit of black comedy in it.

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>>12840249
Worth it. I'm not crazy enough to not ask my waifu to help out from time to time though.
>>12840256
Would I get those sick-ass fire effects on my eyes like a hellhound? That'd be cool.
>>12840258
I don't think Hellhound puppies would be crazy enough to mess with their mother's territory. Best for them to get childhood friends that they can marry/stalk later in life. Childhood friend romance a best.

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>>12840269
>Make it a deer girl and deal.
Sorry, you're getting a horrifying cannibal-monster that loves you in ways you can't even imagine. She'd do anything to be with you FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER even if that requires you to be part of her.

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>>12840252
Oh my god, the ironing.

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>>12840251
Sort of. A few members used it as a way to insult him and the rest of the Japanese. Others sent him death threats or harassed him for his work.

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>>12840274
>Would I get those sick-ass fire effects on my eyes like a hellhound?
No clue, but if I were to become and incubus, I wouldn't want any cosmetic changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840277
>>12840266
>>12840246
i wonder why this guy feels the need to samefag so hard
maybe he is just butthurt that someone argued against him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840281
>Not wanting to turn charcoal gray
You gay or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840272
Check your spelling. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840284
Well, the guy does feel the absolute need to win internet fights based on how angry he still is here >>12840125

Not saying that he is samefagging, but I wouldn't put it above someone who takes internet fights and grudges so seriously.

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>>12840274
>Childhood friend romance a best.
Sometimes. Though I admit, a hellhound pups puppy crush on a shota would be adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840284
In order to samefag you have to pretend to be someone else. Do you see me hiding, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840281
I dunno, the main thing I dislike about being a incubus is how little cosmetic changes go on. Though I will say, it's pretty cool how you adapt. If you get passed around by enough monsters, in theory you could skip through winter naked, frolic in the desert, and live UNDAH DA SEA.

So yeah, I would like cosmetics.

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>>12839975

Have you ever done pvp with the Lifehunt Scythe? It's an insanely fun weapon and it's never been used often (most people just use the Great Scythe, but I had a lot of success using Lifehunt). Best part is when people are chugging estus and you proc bleed on them while they're drinking, killing them. I've used it against ganks in the forest too.

I feel like shit about killing Priscilla for it though. It's kind of like how I always went out of my way to kill people wearing Solaire's armor in the early game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840272
You gotta proofread man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840291
Until she goes into heat for the first time, tears off his bedroom door and ends up burning his house down

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>>12840292
i see you replying more than once to the same person's post like you think that validates your argument further

>>12840289
agreed. now, let's stop talking about this. he can rage and spit all he wants but he's the one that's going to get janitor'd in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840291

>Hellhound puppies chasing a shota who doesn't want to touch them because of cooties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840281
Imagine being able to turn the eyes on at will though. It'd keep the more thuggish monstergirls away when you're walking around. The lewd comments would probably die down pretty quick if you turned towards them and then turned on the flame eyes.

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>>12840293
>If you get passed around by enough monsters
That'd likely work if you have a harem or Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840294
You kidding? My favorite weapon in the game. The area comes with an anti-bleed shield so why not? Fun fact, I use the Scythe of Want with the Dark Set because it looks practically the same as my Dark Souls 1 build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840296

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>>12840298
>the point
>your head

I see you don't have pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840301
Don't Onis do that too at parties or am I horribly mistaken? But yeah, it's pretty slim. I think the best odds would be kidnappings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840274
>Childhood Friend Romance a best.
Which is why I like Wyverns so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840293
If there are cosmetic changes you are a fucking monster boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840300
>Setting yourself ablaze in a storm of hellfire when being approached by an unsolicited monstergirl, only to see her freeze in her tracks while the blood rushes from her face
>Putting the flames out to smile politely at her while she buggers off to court less conflagratory men.

Sounds like a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840314
Good luck finding a monster boy that isn't fucking /joking tone

Yeah, I know it's not gonna happen, I am just saying I wish it was a thing. It's always been a bit hazy to me, really, like are eyes, skin, and hair color totally not able to be changed by the process?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840319
Wouldn't she smell the Hellhounds scent on him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840314
Nah. Incubi only have minor traits. Pointy ears, different eyes, maybe some light scaling or gills, little tiny things.

Monster Boys would be more 50/50. Please consult your local Sabbath Branch for more information on Monster Boy Potions. All have a temporary effect. Pricing varies based upon duration, and the kind of Monster it transforms you into. Special On Now! Half-Price off basic 2-week potions for turning an Incubus into the kind of Monster his Mana is already tainted by!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840326
Fuck you Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840314
>I got a tan

>Cosmetic change! MONSTAR BOII111!

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>>12840260
>wendigo
>You don't even know she exists bit she has stalked you for several years now. She installs cameras and picks up the hairs and various thinhs that you left behind on yoir house. When she feels brave, she comes to your house and has a small taste of you by tasting the skin on your dried lips. You of course taste amazing and so PURE. She has a whole entire section of your wall filled with your hair nail clippings and cum rags. On another section of the wall are pictures of you with each picture hanged a picture she took of you that day. She of course props her computer to watch you slowly sleep and masturbates to it while fantasizing of being married to you and getting to taste small bits of you every day. She doesn't want to eat you but wants a part of you inside her AT ALL TIMES. She of course protects you at all times without you knowing. Why do you think that neighbor of yours dissapeared when she tried to rape you after being drunk? Or that girl you brought home but couldnt bring yourself to have sex with? She dissapeared without a trace. The wendigo longs for the day when you could meet her face to face.

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>>12840326
>monsterboys

Truly they are the worst faction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840326
Rad as fuck. My waifu better get a nice pile of potions. Roleplay ahoy!

>You get to pretend you are the dominant monster on only the rarest of occasions while you pound your lover into your bed. Good times.

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>>12840333
We here at the Sabbath cater to Monsters of all walks of life, and of all kinks.

Whether it is the couple that wants to be equally Monstrous, the monogamous couple that wants to have a gangbang, the exhibitionist who wants to be extra-sensitive in public, tentacle lovers who just can't make it out to the forest, and more!

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>>12840326
>Citation needed for your first paragraph

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>>12840326
Sabbath is great. They even have a magic clone potion so you can run a train on your waifu with hive minded copies of yourself. Can have a freaky orgy without letting any body else touch your waifu, and you get to experience fucking her in every hole at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840347
>hive minded copies of yourself
Sounds like that'd take some getting used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840347
>sabbath
>anything other than a shit
What happened to that reverse sabbath thing a week or so back? That was incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

What would anti-sabbath be? A cult or an established religion? Would it be at the forefront of magic like sabbath or would it be the exact oppositeakerv?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840344
At the cost of making all monsters lolis and all men lolicons. SABBATH A SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840354
Hathorites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840354
Probably a cult. IIRC they were onee-sans, shotacons, and milfs.


>>12840358
Nah, hathorites already have an opposite religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840353
>Shotafication potions
>Potions to reverse lolification and become a onee-san for your shota called the ara ara potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840354
Onee-san religion run by a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840354
Not a sabbathfag but, not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840354
CC Onee-sans, and otoutos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840357
Yes, you post this every single thread. Put your autism on the back burner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840365
Oh quiet down sabbathfag, we're just gonna talk about onee-sans and /ss/ for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840364
Dark Valkyrie you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840346
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Monster_Transformation

It does specify men do adapt to:
1) Their waifu's desires (so becoming /fit/ without hitting the gym, greater stamina, bigger D, etc)
2) Adaptations of their waifu's type (underwater breathing, heat/cold resistance, etc).

So it seems implied, but not absolutely certain, that minor cosmetic changes are possible. Since she can influence other physical aspects like penis size, fitness, or beauty.

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>>12840374
Sounds like a good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840353
Or you could just ignore something you don't like instead of being so butthurt you need an anti-thing to soothe your rectal pains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840370
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840381
Or you could just continue to sperg out. Suit yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840375
>but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.

In other words, rarely means it HAS happened that there are changes aside from those. Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840379
Quiet, you. We're talking about a different topic and just because it happens to be the opposite of what you like doesn't mean that the other party is automatically wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840346
Admittedly, mostly conjecture on my part. The actual text itself is ambiguous, with a leaning towards bare-minimum changes physically when Incubization occurs. One can take the interpretation that minor aesthetic changes occur, as I do, or one can say they don't look different in the slightest. It's more unambiguous regarding environmental changes, but it doesn't go into whether such adaptations come with physical reflections, or are simply invisibly effective. The only explicitly mentioned changes are vast improvements to basic physical health, and explicit changes to be more appealing to your waifu. Dick Size, Immortal Appearance, etc.
>>12840357
Blatant lies and propaganda. While we here at the Sabbath promote and spread the charm and depravity of little girls, we still cater to Monsters and their Husbands who do not choose to join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840379
Futa holstaurus double teaming her husband with her minotaurus neesan ending in cock vore.

You really need to stop telling people to ignore what they don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840364
The once powerful Arch-Imouto realizing that she was a shotacon was expelled for being a heretic. Angered by sabbaths forced lolification and by her expulsion, she vowed to make a church to oppose the then corrupt sabbath. She still kept the fundamentals.of sabbath, to have monsters swallowed in pleasure but was opposed to forced transformation and extensive focus on lolicons. With many supporters she created the ecclestical courts or as known today, anti-sabbath. This resulted in centuries of strife and.conflict between the 2 factions which influenced the world greatly. Now the 2 churches are at peace with each other but keep a healthy rivalry in the.pursuit of magical studies.

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>>12840394
Nigga I'm not role-playing. Sabbath is a Lolita supremacist organization, their aim is to spread the charm and depravity of little girls and training that lust into a man's body. Don't even try to say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840390
Oh, I like /ss/ and onee-sans, but it seems so petty to push them solely because some posters think they can achieve some kind of victory over the object of their neuroses that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840399
I'll kill myself for writing something this autistic. sorry

[Anonymous No.]

So is there a faction that has nothing to do with lolis and shotas? That'd be swell.

If not, we could make our own. With blackjack. And hookers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840412
There are plenty.
They're just not what's on the discussion board at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840272
besides spelling it was good, continue

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>>12839978

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>>12840412
In fact, forget the blackjack! And I like both, but I guess that means I have nothing to do with either in that I am neutral.

I wish I could not click the "I'm not a robot" button for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840414

I see, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839951
how about wight or jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840418
I'll finish adding colour gradients to that some day, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840412
Hooker MGs you can pay to fuck and not marry? I'M IN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840395
That's a nice straw man you have there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840375
The adaptation to the enviroment it's magic, though. You are not going to gain gills just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840426
>Implying they're actually hookers.

I imagine it to be more like that one canon MG hotspring resort that assigns "personal attendants" to visiting single men, who always end up leaving with the visitors because they hooked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840215
>>12840423
Will try. Expect it later

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840429
We all have things we don't like. For example, you, telling that guy not to express his dislike of something. You didn't like that, why didn't you shut up and ignore it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840403
As opposed to the other major players like the Demon Lord or the Chief God's church pushing to reshape everything to their liking?
I don't get why you're so hung up on this particular one.

[Anonymous No.]

>yandere MGs
Are you kidding me? I'd be the yandere here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840412
The organization encourages normal mature adults to meet and form healthy relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840423
A wight fighting for your love and keeping you safe (for her.)

Would you say she is your WIGHT knight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840441
He wishes he had an imouto, he needs to cope somehow.

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>>12840436
>You'll never be assigned a lamia specializing in massage
>She'll never give you a full-body rubdown in the spring
>You'll never fuck like goddamn rabbits and make a bunch of little snakes
Reality sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840403
It's still said that all sorts of folk deal with them normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840445
Charon pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838200
I second this motion.

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>>12840441
Well, it's not hard to see there are far more shotacons than lolicons in /mgt/. I can't help but wonder if it's a cultural thing, and the reverse is true on Japanese boards. So some of them might feel left out that a much smaller fetish has its special club but they do not.

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>>12840436
Nope, they're hookers. You said there would be hookers.

>>12840441
Because I like chocolate ice cream one day and pie the next. One body type, one taste, as far as the eye can see. FUCK. THAT!

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>>12840440
Because it leads to the same boring, rehashed ad nauseam wankery that anyone who's been checking in on these threads for longer than a month has seen several times and which inevitably ends with "Nu-huh I'm right, you a shit." "No, I am. and you a shit."

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>>12840403
>Role-Playing
The only part of that which was Role-Playing was my using "We" in presenting the argument.

What I said is wholely true, in and out of the setting's universe. Yes, the Sabbath is a Lolita-Supremacist Organization, the motto of which is to "Spread the charm and depravity of little girls". But all the same, they do not have any explicit desire to see all other body-types snuffed out. Except Baphomets. Baphomets do.

But just as many Monsters follow the Demon Lord, but may not go to as great of extremes as others, most of the Sabbath does not explicitly agree with or follow along with the vendetta of the Baphomets. Really, based on what info we have, we only know for sure that the lead Baphomet has a hate-on for cows. Who knows how wide spread it actually is within their population.

The Sabbath at large is dedicated to the benefit of Monsters of all kinds, even if they promote Lolis as they go about their business. They do not simply kidnap Monsters and their Mates to be turned, though they do offer a variety of recruitment options, from Monster Daycare through to their businesses, to even the door-to-door campaigns of the Familiars. Still though, if you don't want to join, it's as simple as turning down the loyalty card at your local grocery store you know you're never going to use. They'll keep offering, you'll keep saying "No". Simple as that.

Of course, humans are another matter altogether. But really, humans are first-come, first-serve for all Monsters. You can't really classify their treatment the same.

>>12840412
There's the Church of the Fallen God, the Temples of Zipangu, the Dojos of the Mist Continent, the different Tribes of Warrior MGs, or the Kingdom of the Undead, to name a few.

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>>12840456
I would only romance a legal loli.

I really don't like underage stuff, even if its /ss/.

I also like CC, Fit, Chubby, and everything in between.

As long as the girl's personality is good then I don't care about body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840460
>Baphomets do.
They rule Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have any ideas on how a yandere amazon would be like? Need it for research purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840460
What about the Sunbros or the Hathorites?
I mean, they're factions the thread made, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840441
And because to hell with flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840462
And as I said, just because they do, doesn't mean every single member follows their word as law.

KC even pointed out in a tweet that a fair number of Witches really don't care about big tits.

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>>12840463
>you need to stay inside, husband
>the world is too dangerous out there?
>what do you mean you want to go outside?
>all the whores and sluts of the world who only want to hurt you are out there.
>no, it's for the best if you just stay with me, in here and be my lovely husband.

>>12840466
Don't forget the cult of the spidercow

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>>12840466
>Hathorites
Meh.
>Sunbros
Those guys are fun. When is .less gonna finish that picture of Alpollo gettin' all up in Solaire's business?

>>12840470
>Spoiler
Not until you decide on a goddamn name.

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>>12840461

Same here. I feel too uncomfortable with the idea of hitting on something that isn't fully mature mentally. Like to me it just makes the person that much more messed in the head.

Like I understand the setting is all about femdom but having any of the participants being underage kind of rubs me the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840466
>Sunbros
Oh dear god I am unsure what to feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840470
How does one join the spider cows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840463
She loves you so much that she kidnaps you, abandons her tribe, and builds a small house for the two of you deep enough in the wilderness that you running away would be absolutely pointless.
She'd kill any other Amazon who set foot near her "Love nest" and would make you absolutely dependent on her for food and water.
Amazon Yanderes are fucking ruthless, run for your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840458
So? Such is our way. These threads will never be a bastion of civilized discourse. Remember where you are, and how hypocritical you're being right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840478
Just wander near any cave opening and you should be inducted soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840477
Praise Amaterasu and her gentle nurturing light anon.
Praise the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840468
You could have said that it's a sever case of opinions from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840476
Big thing for me is that it feels like I would be taking advantage of them.

If they did it once they reached maturity then I wouldn't have a problem but I can't do it with non-legal age folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838525
If they don't I will! More fluffy tails for the rest of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840476
Teeeeeechnically the books say that the monster-lolis are fully developed mentally as far as lust and such goes and are physically prepared for breeding. So I guess it comes down to views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840481
Do i need to bring anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840483
I'd rather worship a moon goddess.

The sun is a bitch ass thing that makes people uncomfortable, the moon calms a lot of people and doesn't hurt your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to write sex fight with oni. Prepare for hot sweaty sex fighting and angry manlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840489
>>12840489
Then I am going to blue-ovarie a lot of young girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840476
"Mentally Mature" is a matter of perspective. Simply being "Of Age" does not mean one is "Mentally Mature".

That said, I do agree with you. Mental maturity is only appropriate.

Though here's a question. What if she was mentally mature, but acted like she wasn't? Trying to play up a "Cutesy Kid" routine? Would you like it, or would you tell her to cut it out?

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>>12840490
A healthy willingness to try new things and a love of caves? A weak will helps too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840476
Meh, even if they were cakes in mind it wouldn't change the fact they're sexually inert with no hips, breasts, ass, or thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840480
>hypocrisy
I'll go with suborn naive belief that these threads could be more than short spurts of enjoyable discussion before we fall into patterns of shitting on anything and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840460
> baphomet is the supreme leader of sabbath
> supremacist organization
> actively changes men into pedos
> not changing all monsters

Anon, fuck your stupid face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12>40489
<http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Ecology#Devilish_Children
Citing my shit for those interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840485
I'd rather a non-legal age girl who acted mature, than an of-age girl who acted like she was still a pre-teen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840498
If it's just a routine then I can deal with it, she is making the decision to love me of her own free will and is aware of what comes with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840483

Ammy is cool, but you become a sunbro because you want to help people, not because of her exclusively. At least that's what I think it means to be a sunbro.

We're not there to judge. We're there to assist sinners and non-sinners alike, which is why we're often forced to fight against those fucking Darkmoon Blades. Gwyndolin is a bitchass nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone told me a long while ago of their theory that in Dark Souls you're basically an avatar of Kefka the Crow and goddess of death.

Now I have this idea in my head that Kefka is a Crow Harpy who basically used you as a way to clean up the Lords of Flame, so she can have you for herself as the Lord of Dark, and not the decaying Giants of old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838565
But all my neighbours! They were pretty cool people. Why she'd do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840470
>>12840479
mah niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840507
Again, and I will repeat as many times as necessary, they do not force Monsters or their Husbands to change.

Mere humans, on the other hand, are free targets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840510
I can understand that.

Her being under would still put me on edge but I can understand where it comes from.

It's that whole mental maturity thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840516
She wants nobody to disrupt her.

Don't worry, she made sure they would be able to support themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840505
>But that's wrong you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840515

You mean Velka.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, boys, bear with me here.

How about a Carbuncle monster girl?

Okay, no, not exactly like the one from Final Fantasy, but nonetheless maybe a Wererabbit girl with a jewel in her forehead. After all, the jewel in the head is the telltale sign of a Carbuncle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840532

Shoot I did get her name wrong, silly me. That's what I get for typing straight after a long drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840493
Somewhere out there is a <Insert any Wolf type girl> madly typing about how the moon is the exact opposite and is a evil thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840529
Because?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840515
I like to think I am already 100% hollow and that's why I never talk, it's just pure coincidence from thousands and thousands of bonefire resets that my insane flailings resembles epic planned combat and that all my ultimate victories was just mentally handicapped jerky zombies accidentally collapsing into a suit of armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840538
Wait so when dogs are howling at the moon they're actually super butthurt at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840535
>Carbuncle
This just seems obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840538
Fun fact, there is this kickstarter game Moon Hunters about a bunch of adventurers trying to find out why the moon disappeared. There is a SUN CULTIST who helps them because he wants to restore balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840543

No anon. They're singing a love song because somewhere their true love is also looking up at the same moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840535
>Carbuncle
Would they be weak to loneliness like a normal Wererabbit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840538
I see a human. Burn her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840539
Because no matter how much this place has changed, it is still the asshole of the internet, where the angry, rejected and plain insane congregate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840543
Name a time when dogs bark / howl at anything that they don't see as some kind of threat, prey, ect.

Even if it exists they probably do it a lot less than any of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840555

But I thought that was Tumblr now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840537

It's all good, it took me a minute to remember her name, myself. She's definitely an interesting character, even though we don't know much about her. All we do know is inferred from spell/item descriptions and stuff related to the painted world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840558
My dog barks at me a bunch when he wants to go for a walk or play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840547
I mean, Final Fantasy isn't the only series to have done Carbuncles.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, alright, alright.
the Queen of Hearts is basically a lilim+Alice, right?
What are some other good combinations of Lilim+other monster?
Lilim+Kraken? Her own oceanic domain of nothing but tentacle rape?
Lilim+Valkyrie? Honorable duels for the D as far as the eye can see?
Lilim+Werewolf? A forest of eternal night where men are hunted down by wolf packs and relentlessly proactively dated?
Lilim+Ushi-Oni? Skip the part where she abducts you, she just bends space until she's on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838992
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838500
I want to dick that cat.
Mari's okay too, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840564
You dog hates you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840559
But anon, we are tumblr, just look at /pol/ and /v/ now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840571
Go on what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840564
>Bad Manners

Your dog is living it's life incorrectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840576
MY FEELS

DOG GIRL WAIFU CONFIRMED FOR NOT POSSIBLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838500
Cool profile. Love the art, and her cat, as always.

>Sense of irony when turning girls.
>They like to be free-roam adventurers like her.
It's like you're setting her up to be the leader of some epic Monster Girl Adventuring Party. Which is kind of awesome.

Also, her Vamore sounds like an excellent location for a Sabbath Branch. Magical R&D and so-forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838500
This is canon now?

[Anonymous No.]

So, this whole lolicon thing got me thinking: what we basically have here is a matter of conflicting cultural values. It's your modern Western values versus her monster values that permit things like daughteru incest, relationships with girls at any age after double digits, etc.

Let's say for the sake of argument KC's setting morals are valid in regards to monstergirls. That, statistically, in MGC, any incest, lolicon, and so forth has overall no negative impact on health or well-being of MGs.

To what extent are you wiling to compromise your values to make your waifu or daughteru happy? Or inversely, will you refuse to compromise even if it's what your daughteru, waifu, and society tells you you're hurting them? Bear in mind that this issue is no longer a "this is muh fetish" issue purely about making you happy, but now impacts the happiness of your waifu ad daughteru.

Would you give the daughteru(s) the D if your waifu and daughteru(s) if they believed it would make the family happier? Or would you refuse no matter what? And if you refuse, would you remain adamant even to the point it starts harming familiar relations (fights with waifu, daughteu's grades dropping and misbehaving, thinking daddy doesn't love her enough)? Would you keep refusing even if it risks breaking up the relationship with your waifu all together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840567
I know. Honestly, I never thought it did.

I know of Carbuncles from say, Yugioh and Puzzle and Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840570
Lilim+Holstaurus. Which are essentially normal Lilim with stylized Holstaurus and Succubus bits, and the ability to lactate.

They'd also be weaker to the color red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840588
Pretty sure one of the books involves a fruit that makes them enjoy bukkakes, so I think I can find a way to deal as long as they have a well rounded diet. Pregnancy need not happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839102
Why would you want one without the dick Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840588
I don't put any stake on societal values in the first place. Western Values especially a shit.

That said, honestly, if put in such a situation, I think it would depend upon how I feel at the time, the context of my relationship with my family, and how we've acted as a family unit up to that point. I'd be willing to talk things over, at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840570

Lilim + Ushi Oni + Hellhound

Either you get:

Fia/Arachnotaur who will cuddle you so hard that you barely survive to help her build a celestial wooden porch the next day.

OR

Druella cubed who will through the floor you so hard that you end up in China after the third pelvic thrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840588
I'm not dicking my fucking kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840587
At least as canon as the Doujin Light Novels that KC contributes artwork to, I'd say.

Which is to say, "More canon than most, but probably not canon-canon."

If it were canon-canon though, that'd be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840588
>expressly evidenced daughteru dicking is good
>people still hung up on muh morals

Dick the daughteru all day everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840600
>Replying to an 8 hour old post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840570
Lilim+Amazon
How would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840609
>not dragging you to a pocket dimension of nothing but floors to fuck you through

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840609
I wouldn't mind the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840588
I'd dick and breed granddaughterus with the daughteru if my waifu consents to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840600
Because I have a fetish for futas without dicks and/or balls. it's a complicated kink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840618

> It's hardwood flooring all the way down

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840618
>You will never be raped through space-time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840631
In the modern age. One pelvic thrust later you are in ancient china.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840631
You can't prove that, seeing how time travel likes to fuck around with people, let alone the space thing. As far as we know any wetdream we have is a demon lord deciding she wants the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839211
Are you me Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840631
>Not having your waifu teleport you and her with each thrust. Warping you everywhere from china, to russia, and NYC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840631
>You will never be raped through space-time.
It's okay anon, she'll come for us soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840622
>needing the waifus consent
>needing the waifu after you have a daughteru to make daughterus with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840651
Oh god burn her with fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839270
That's the winning attitude Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840651
>>12840631
>>12840627
>>12840618
Christ. Now you're making me imagine a yandere ushi-oni who has found a way to isolate you and her from all reality so she can just have you all to herself ALL THE TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840578

Wow, you're right.

Though to be fair having a trigger warning on every /pol/ thread is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840604
This guy makes the most sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840662
That's how a yandere lilim would work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840662
Yes. YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840662

A deep enough cave would suffice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839301
That's sounds awesome, getting to play as a badass monster girl for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840662
Incubization would eventually allow you to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840672
>Implying you'd still want to at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840671
I'd still be the one guy who always plays as a human male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840672
Why would you want to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840680
You're kidding right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840678
>>12840680
Because spiders a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840662
That sounds rad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840651

I'd like her more if she wouldn't mind wipe the mc. Maybe he would've loved her if she didn't mess with his head so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840683
Fuck you. You a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840679
Looks like I'm not alone in this.

First play through is always human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840683
Then you have something in common with them. This could be the basis of a newfound understanding.

[Anonymous No.]

So I have an Oculus Rift DK2. Any suggestions on what to do with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840690
No as in I never not play as a human.

I don't even know why, but it's either a human 98 percent of the time or that I sometimes play as an Orc male.

I wonder how different Shadow of Mordor would be if it had P'orcs instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840107
>She knows that you were born for the sole purpose of being her wife by the gods.
>the sole purpose of being her wife
>her wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840588
Shit, sorry, went into rambling and shitty grammar there a bit because drunk. Let me lay out a much clearer question.

You have a waifu and two daughterus, ten and twelve. One day your waifu informs you that your daughterus would like to enter a much more intimate and sexual family relationship with you. She tells you this is not just for physical sexual release, but that they want a full-on romantic intimacy like you have with your waifu.

She tells you she is okay with the idea. Before you can recover from the shock, she also shows you evidence that incest or sexual relations at a young age have no negative impact on monster girls, and that MGC law and society will accept such a relationship.

Basically, you have to decide if you give up your values for their happiness, or they have to give up theirs for your happiness. There is no middle ground here.

Now, you can refuse, but it's certain the family will be somewhat unhappier than before. Your daughterus will believe that you don't love them as much as other, incestual daddies, or that you don't find them as pretty as mommy. They will likely act up, do poorer in school, start hanging out with the bad kids, and get into (minor) scrapes with the law for mischief. This will probably have negative impacts later in life, but you can't be absolutely certain. Your relationship with your waifu won't change much, but might be slightly more stressed due to the kids constantly acting rebellious.

What do you do, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839503
Search up Bizarre Slime, the tumblr contains all thread links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840701
His native language is probably English. Give him a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840701
so Laura Bodewig as a yanpire? Does this include naked arm bars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840665
Or most other magical monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840699
Either it becomes your job to waifu as many P'Orc captains as you can before taking on the Black Hand who succubussed you waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840688
Every living thing hates spiders. Even spiders hate spiders.

>>12840692
Fuck you. The only good ssts pidersm is a dead one.

>inb4 undead

Dead dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840699
Different guy, and I know that feel. Several time I have tried out an MMO and could practically FEEL the other players judging me for being male, nevermind race. It's weird sometimes. There was this one time one of them approached me to try and explain why males have worse hitboxes or something. They were loli-bunnies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840145
>Plus, by the lore of the universe, he was right. It's pretty much canon MGs can't be killed and they always win. Arguing otherwise is just forcing your headcanon on others.
Whoa whoa whoa. I'm not even with that one faggot but it's pretty clear that the human/ monster conflict in MGE is more or less at a standstill. It could not be that way if the MG's won every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840716
>ssts
You've outed yourself, snake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840709
I was typing on my phone while trying to catch a cab. Pardon my errors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840715
Would they come in all shapes and sizes?

God damn Shadow of Mordor is fun, I really like this Nemesis mechanic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840703
God damn it, yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839644
>>12839657
At least your honest about it. That's all they could ask for, you filthy whore. Enjoy that broken pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840698
Monstergirl rape simulator.
Honestly, what were you expecting people to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840736
I don't know, I thought maybe you guys would know about some VR thing that someone has made. I mean, I'd put together a demo if I had the assets available to stick in Unity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839680
It would be filled with Djinn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840703
You seem to be slightly biased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840729
Yep, from tiny shy ones with crossbows to tall muscle bound ones who wield great swords.

There would even be ones chubby ones who hold feasts for all their friends and bubbly lolis who try and get more friends for their hordes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840726
I think you can forgive some spelling mistakes when your hands sre fuckhuge, your phone tiny, and you've had a case of beer, half ax bottle of whiskey, wine, vodka and something else. Only reason I'm awake right now. Someone kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

Insult me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840745
Well, there has to be something at risk (waifus and daughteru's happiness) otherwise it's just a "is this your fetish?" question. Since /mgt/ is almost always about custom-tailoring girls to suit YOUR wants and needs, I was curious to what extent anons might do the reverse -- giving up some of their wants to make their family happy. It's just a thought experiment, is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840746
Would the game over animations be a giant loving bear hug for the bigger ones and the loli ones hugging you around the neck and giving you a kiss on the cheek for trying so hard to beat her?

I would so play that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840752
go away bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840736
Rape the monstergirl? Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840749
Man. You sure so like to party. I cut myself off at 16 beers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839891
If it's that simple, why haven't you done it already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840758
tfw im not bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840757
Yes and it would be beautiful

If you died to a horde then you get tackled by all of them, forming a cuddle pile.

Muscle one throwing you over her shoulder and carrying you back to her tent.

The options are limitless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840763
Family functions at christmas man, I hardly drink otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840766
...alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840760
Other way around. A game where you can finally experience what it's like to get your pelvis bruised.
Or some really lewd shit, like having your hand forcibly held.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840766
Alright, Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840773
Fucking son of a bitch I want monster girl themed games of the games we have now.

I want to play an Infamous game with the main character as a Lilim or something.
Delsin would probably be a Lilim due to how OP his power is

[Anonymous No.]

Do the 2hus count as monstergirls? Do we usually accept them as such?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840777
Any MG would be repulsed by my sweaty palms, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840783
Some of them I always thought fell into that catagory. Ran, Momiji, so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840788
>implying that wouldn't just make it more lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840773
How would converting them work?
Sneak up on a poor, unsuspecting P'Orc, slap her ass and tell her she's your piggy bitch now and whisper all the depravities you'll be visiting on her plump flesh until she's putty in your hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840765
Because they're not real? Besides, that fate is reserved for those that would try to slave me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840775
>>12840778
naw. Not my favorite fantasy though. It would be a loving househusband of a yandere amazon who tenderly MINDBREAKS me at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840777
Can't we have both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840782
well hdoom is going to be a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840792
Stealth groping a christmas cake P'orc's breasts and telling her how lewd she looks.

Giving one of the shy ones a peck on the cheek after pulling her hood down.

Grabbing one of the flatties from behind and giving her a hug.

Rubbing a muscle one's abs while you whisper how beautiful she looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840790
I want a mantis girl to hold my hand and act stoic through out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840703
My answer has not changed. >>12840604

It'd probably be a yes, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840799
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840804
Yo we need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840793
Followed by >>12840797

It's a sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840809

Is it wrong that I now have the urge to polish a Mantis girl's wrist blades to a mirror shine, then maintain her firearms and wish her good luck on completing her client's "request".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840256
>Magic
>Wings
>Super Strength
>Prehensile Tail

What's not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840792
>>12840804
>Stealthy, lewd seduction of MGs
We need more of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840825
Just remember she only kills the bad people because she loves you and wants to protect your smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840804
So when you fight your nemesis at the end of the game would it be the one P'orc that wants to turn you into her submissive lover and you have your harem of P'orc lovers try to change her ways and become one of the pack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840395
Remove the vore and we're golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840445
Someone call me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840254
Fuck your emotional fulfillment. You're going to be a sex god and you'll like it. Or else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840809
While blushing with steadily increasing intensity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840412
We need a monster girl Las Vegas! With blackjack! And hookers! And little ballpits for the kiddies to play in and shit. Fun for the whole family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840816
Hell, the events could change.

Duel's become P'Orcs fighting over who gets to sleep with you tonight.

Execution becomes one P'Orc tickle torturing another.

Strength's change: Immune to stealth makes her chubby so you can't get her through the softness.

Body Slam and a couple other strength attacks give them muscles.

Fury attack give's her twin tails while sneaky/fast runner makes them lolis.

Weaknesses change to aid in seduction.

Fear of Caragor(Girls) means that rescuing her from one makes it easier to seduce her.

Fear of betrayal causes her to start crying when her friends fight each other.

Clumsy just makes them...well....clumsier.
>>12840834
All of the yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840836
Fuck off mayo receptacle wannabe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840843
Once her whole body is red you kiss her on the cheek and leave to get another drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840844
>ballpits

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840840
Fuck you. I'm going to imagine cuddling my waifu while holding hands under the covers after playing video games and watching Kamen Rider with her, and there's abso-fuckin'-lutely nothing you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840830

But Anon, it sometimes gets lonely at nights, with only a pillow to remind me of her and the moon to mock me with its glow, knowing that each and every night I could get a note saying "I'm sorry".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840528
I hope they can still visit. They were like family. It would be a shame if the Missus doesn't get to meet them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840538
Which one is the Sabertooth girl here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840847
What would the recruitment events be, or hell what would the ambush events be about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840859
She gets winter off. Just wait for the slow months when you can love your mantis tenderly and have her produce so many daughterus for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840863
Of course they can visit, silly anon.

But right now she wants you to know how much she loves you and so you can FUCK HER SO HARD INTO THE BED IT EXPLODES

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840579
....Go on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuqtgLaCdgE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840857
Mah nigga.

All this and more is what I want out of life. With an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840857
Why the fuck do I keep running into you?

>>>/m/
>>>/hell of suicides/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840626
Say no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840865
>>12840865
Recruitment events would be girls essentially setting up a stand with free cookies and getting other girls to join up with them.

Ambush becomes a group of girls ambushing another girl and taking her stuff/embaressing her.

(How mortified the CC P'Orc must feel walking home naked cause the Loli P'Orc and her friends knocked her out and stole her clothes. Are you a bad enough dude to find her some spares?)

.......

You know, after writing all this stuff I kinda would enjoy a small P'Orc harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840889
So what would the kill animations be replaced with?

P'orc harems would be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840892
Orc on MC or MC on Orc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840898
MC on Orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840870

In that case I'm making sure they'll have the best life possible. I'll help them with homework and teach them how to handle money and chores. And to choose their path in life, so they don't have to risk their lives to be happy. It's the least I can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840757
That's sounds adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840903
Could grab a big breasted one from behind, fondling her while whispering in her ears.

Spinning one around and locking her in a long, slow kiss.

Loli-ones get vigorous hair ruffling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840907
You're damn right it does.

So anons, how would your favorite game be if the enemy were replaced with monster girls?>inb4 game already has monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840793
No Anon, no, no, no! You ruined the joke! The answer is because if you're good at something never do it for free! Have you not seen the Dark Knight?! Worst Joker ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840915
>>12840915
I just beat Peace Walker again. I imagine all the people I sent back to Mother Base are MG and doing everything to make it as functional as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840915

XCOM:EW

>Sectoids are lolis with scarfs
>Floaters are Harpies with Jetpack wings
>Thin men are Mantis Girls
>Crysallids are Ushi-Onis
>Mutons are Amazons
>Ethereals are Lilims

And the twist was that the Uber Lilim wanted Mankind to ascend to a demon world.

So basically not much different from MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840915
>Resident Evil 5
>You're out to stop sabbath from achieving COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION and lolifying every MG in the world

FOR JUSTICE!

No kamenfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840804
I love you Anon...... no homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840848
I spent too much time on /d/ Anon. I thought it wouldn't change me, but I was wrong. So, so wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840928
Cybernetics is now used to create Golem girls while the gene-lab can be used to create monster-girls of various other types.

>>12840934
I've been getting that a lot tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840938
Implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840939
Are you a writefag?

If not, get onto that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840855
The little plastic ones that McDonalds has. You know the shitty plastic playgrounds everyone hates as a kid but you spend all your time running around in it. Parents dump their kids there then hit up the blackjack and hookers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840873
This deal just gets getting better and better! Please tell me I don't have to work a day in my life! And that she'll pay to replace the bed. I don't have money to drop on a new one every week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840941
I but I have a bit too much on my plate as it is.

Maybe later, no promises thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840938
/d/'s a dangerous place, anon. Long exposure can serverly damage the mind
Like half the boards here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840942
I know dude. We'd been talking about daughteru dicking for some time then you said that, do the math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840951
More like long exposure gives you fetishes you didn't know you had nor wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840947
Of course you don't have to work anymore, as a Lilim she has a very powerful standing in politics and coming from a very rich family.

Now she has all the time in the world to be with you, the only catch is you have to love her dearly every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840961
You mean sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840954
Exactly. One minute you walk in saying "oh, I've never been here before" and you walk in, even taking the free food and drinks at the door
Next minute you're sitting on your bed with your head in your hands with great sorrow and extreme shame in the air as your nethers betrayed you with such a force you had no choice but to concede, gaining you newer fetishes in which you wish you didn't have, but now you do
A dangerous place indeed, that /d/. It's like going to a bar or a club without the aid of your MG best friend and waking up either in a gutter, an Ushi Oni's cave, or in a pile of drunk Oni's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839550

>After being tired out from having sex with a Kejourou you are then carried to a bed.
>Once you're both in the bed she pulls you close to her while she gently smiles as she puts a hand through your hand as you drift to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840969
Yes, that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840915
New Vegas and the Mojave just got a lot more interesting.
What would all the tribes and factions turn into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840952
Please Anon, you and I are better than that. This is the new Las Vegas, a New Vegas, if you will. It's a family friendly place, the kiddies stay pure and innocent while the parents get wrecked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840973
Yep, that is pretty much how it goes.

Certainly broadened my fapping material (still never gained a futa fetish though)

>>12840915
Fire Emblem Awakening

Essentially the same only most, if not all, girls are now MGs.

Fuck, that game is literally built for this crap

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840938
Plus I knew the Cheshire was a futa going into the story so it didn't take me by surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840915
>Super Metroid
Oh man, that baby Metroid death just got a whole lot sadder if that was a young MG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840980
Someone actually created a few short stories about Fallout MGs.

Was pretty cool

Nightkin essentially are Light to Heavy Yandere muscle girls stalkers who are embarrassed when you see their face.

Gecko's become reptile girl/goblin harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840986
Just you. I wholeheartedly support the strengthening of familial bonds through dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840915
>The Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask
I honestly don't know if I'd want to have sex with most of the bosses. A whole bunch of the regular enemy types would be cute as fuck though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840993
Got a link to some of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840990
You can fuck off back to /d/ anytime now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840999
I don't believe they were pastebined, I will need to look tomorrow for them.

They are in the archives though, I know that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840999
I'm screencapping them from the archive right now. Give me a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841009
No problem man, take your time.

captcha: daughters
Fuck does this mean for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841012
I think you know exactly what it means. So, which monster daughteru be V'ing tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841020
V'ing you tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>That feel when Lala's bio still isn't scanned
>TF still hasn't posted the raws for 30
>tfw Okayado is too busy to answer your tweets

It makes me absolutely buttmad the way all these fags have completely swallowed the Lala cool-aid lately.We don't have the bio,or the original Japanese raws,yet everyone is taking the words of a Chinaman at face value.Any mistranslations could have entirely different meanings for the story.

Not to mention that nothing about chapter 30 proves Lala is an actual death god.Her and darling are both Chuuni.

When Hindus have an NDE,they see Brahma,and Christians see angels.Darling isnt religious based on the evidence presented so far,so the only thing he associates with death is Lala,making it natural to see her when having a Near Death experience.

tl;dr:fags jumping the gun and jumping shit based on conjecture and a second hand translation.Yes,I mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841020
let's find out
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839550
>The hair will never be all over the place when she wakes up

I actually want a picture of a Kejourou lying on a Caesar-sized bed on her back with her hair lavishly strewn in all directions.

Goddamn, that sounds so sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841020
But I have three waifus, a Kiki, Kunoichi and a Cheshire.

I don't know what's about to happen and it scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841026
>Demon Lord

Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841026
>Kappa
Well, that's new. I was expecting a well known right off the bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840915
>Tales of
>With monster girls

>This will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841028
Bondage, tickling and lots of v'ing. Enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841012
Here's the ones I wrote.
Working on the Cazador and Deathclaw caps now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841039
Until we get real monsters than want more representation in video games we never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841026
>weresheep

Not my first pick but why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841012
>>12841045
And here's the Cazadors and Deathclaws. That's all I could find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841060
You did good anon.

Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841020
>>12841026
>Dormouse Daughteru
Well, okay then. I mean, she looks so cute, asleep in her bed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840961
I'm cuddly, hugging person. I'm A-Okay with this arrangement. I just wish she was more open about it, rather than springing this all on me so suddenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840994
And that's why New Vegas won't let you run one of their casinos. The Tops is a classy place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841060
Thanks Anon, I really appreciate that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841060
Saved this a while back in text form.

"H-hey easy now. I just meant to get water, I didn't know it belonged to y-you." The young Goodsprings Settler stuttered as the Gecko Girls began to corner him against a cliff.
"Nothing's free in the wasteland, boy." The alpha Gecko girl hissed as it gave a wide grin. "If you want water, you got to pay the toll."
"But it's the town's spring! I thought tha-"
"Well you thought wrong, you're a thief, we don't take to kindly to thieves round these parts."
Panic was all that was on the Settler's mind, the young man was regretting disregarding Sunny's warning: 'Never get water alone'. It was just a quick trip, but it's like these Gecko girls were waiting for him and jumped him.
He found himself cowering, sitting with his back pressed against the cliff rock which pushed him back as if to say 'You had this coming.'
The alpha Gecko got real close, her hot, moist breath washing over him. He turned his head away from her gaze while she whispered into his ear, grabbing the bulge in between his pants.
"We're going to break you, little water thief... Then you're coming back with us to a cozy little shack we've moved into, far away from your little town."
Hundreds of panicked thoughts rushed through his mind, maybe he should attack them, they're shorter than him anyway. Maybe he could outrun them, they wouldn't follow him all the way into Goodsprings. They had him cornered though, he'd never see his town again.
Then a figure appeared over a hill...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840433
>The adaptation to the enviroment it's magic, though. You are not going to gain gills just because.
I still think that minor cosmetic changes owuld happen, but gills? I agree with this guy. something as major as adding/changing an entire repository system isn't likely. More likely you'd just be magically able to breathe water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840483
I thought Ra was the sun worshipping goddess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841130
There are several Sun goddesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841130
Different Sunbros worship different sun goddesses, I just choose to follow Amaterasu, that's all. We're tolerant of that division though. Why? Because we believe above all else in Jolly Co-operation.
Unless you sun is the Chief Goddess. Chief Goddess a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841026
>Holstaurus
But I'm not a breasts man. Could be worse I guess, oppai loli a lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841130
Its Hathor , the youngest
Ra the mother
Ammy the middle one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841140

> Nobody remembers Quetz-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840703
It really is a case by case basis. All this is torn to shreds when dicking the daughteru means betraying the trust of your waifu. Depends on the people, depends on the species and depends on the family. Daughteru dicking is just Waiu NTR with a different skin. If she's cool with it, you've got a waifu who's a cuck. Good job. Talk to your daughters, explain that you don't want that from them, and that they are actually hurting you, and you still love them very much, but won't put your penis inside of them. I'm more into onee-sans anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841154
She's okay with it, her time is past and she's dealt with that. Didn't even bring about a new ACKTUN or however that is spelt in 2012.

[Anonymous No.]

I need too get in contact with that dormouse selling weresheep that had commercials on television. I tried the numbers I had written down and that came with the delivery forms but they were all dead. I asked for one adult dormouse and got five hyper-active barely legal for MGC large mice instead. They make a mess, eat all my food, pin me down in bed to rape me nightly, and due to the forms they're my problem.
Can anyone help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840987
>(still never gained a futa fetish though)

You know what did that for me? Not /d/, but CoC. Adding a dick just gave access to more scenes and more fap material. That's where it all started for me. At first it was a begrudging task, like
>Fuck I really wanna fuck a lamia, but I don't wanna read about a hulking dude getting fucked (Which invariably happens)
So even if I thought it was a little 'eew', I made the chick grow a dick, for the sake of more fap material. And slowly it became more normal.

>>12840980
>You'll never be a lone wanderer with his long, power armor-plated duster, wantering the wastelands with his brash deathclaw waifu, sniping ghouls from a distance as she charges in and raises hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841119

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841157
It's one thing to deny your daughterus because you feel a sense of absolute loyalty to their mother, your waifu, and I'm sure you could explain that to them.

You kinda ruined that with that last comment though. You jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841026
> Kei Inui

So a former tomboy turned into a werewolf.
I'd rather have that as a waifu, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841236
Fuck you I was supposed to say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841119
>cliffhanger
don't do this to me anon

[Anonymous No.]

OK guys I've returned after a bit of research. Using MocuMocuDance and MMD models/animations I've been able to do pic related fast and easy. I somehow also found a dragon girl. The animations don't quite match up with the model so it does glitch sometimes. In any case, this is fucking awesome. The waifu age is truly upon us! I almost got a heart attack when I first loaded up a character (it was Sanae though). I need to find more models and animations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841289
We are farther along the path to VR MG Waifus than I thought.

Still a long road ahead, but this is promising indeed.
Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841289
>>12841295

Another pic. I'm actually pretty surprised how easily I found a dragon girl just by going through the ones I downloaded one by one. The future is looking bright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841289 (You)
>>12841295

Another pic for science. I'm actually pretty surprised how easily I found a dragon girl just by going through the ones I downloaded one by one. The future is looking bright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841304
And another because why not. Though, if I had a LEAP motion controller, I could use my hands to touch and move around her tail and cloths because there's physics. Now all we need is haptic and tactile feedback, which is unfortunately hard as hell to do.

Also here are related posts on the MMD thread: >>12838484
>>12836004

Probably in the nearest future, when AI isn't great yet, there might be Anons willing (or wanting) to be MGs, and for other anons. Those will be some bizarre times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841304 (You)
And another because why not. Though, if I had a LEAP motion controller, I could use my hands to touch and move around her tail and cloths because there's physics. Now all we need is haptic and tactile feedback, which is unfortunately hard as hell to do.

Also here are related posts on the MMD thread:
>>12838484 →
>>12836004 →

Probably in the nearest future, when AI isn't great yet, there might be Anons willing (or wanting) to be MGs, and for other anons. Those will be some bizarre times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840570
>Lilim+Kraken
I'm pretty sure that if there was an aquatic Lilim it would be a Nereid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840570

Lilim+Lilim. Now you have a double Lilim. You're fucked now, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841289
>>12841304
>>12841321

Jesus Christ I need to get some food in me. Or sleep. Or both. I haven't had either in so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841331
But thats the demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

C-Cute tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840980

I love New Vegas so, so much. I just wish it wasn't the glitchiest thing I ever played, by a good margin. Yet it's such a good game that I'm willing to overlook infinite load screens, quests glitching out and becoming incompletable and I'll even overlook how Beyond the Beef being the most bugged quest in any fucking game ever.

Nothing is as satisfying as clearing out Cottonwood Cove with an AMR (CSS and other silenced snipers are boring, good as they are).

[Anonymous No.]

Super interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch the Slut Cow
or
Touch the Dopey Cow
Choose one, and ONLY one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841365

Dopey cow. You could touch her huge Holstaurus tits and get a delayed and sleepy "Huh...?" in response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841365

Don't have a cow over this, but aren't we milking this Holstaurus touching thing lately? You butter believe it's getting udderly ridiculous now. It makes my stomach churn. I'd rather touch a fluffy sheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841365

No can do right now, boss, I'm kinda busy. The girls'll have to wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841371
>Moo...?
FTFY
>>12841379
Slut Sheep vs Dopey sheep would be too one sided. Dopey Sheeps baa-ing would beat Slut Sheep ez

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got any New Year's resolutions yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841432
Yeah, finish writing this god damned saga of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841439
Then I promise not to delete my shit again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841442
Good for you, anon. You can start by not deleting that picture. Why are cow Onee-sans so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841445
Because cows have motherly bosoms capable of comforting even the most distressed man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841448
How do you convince a 'taur that you love her and not just for her motherly tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841450
Ask her to sit on your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841450
Buy her a field to roll around in, eat and moo in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841458
This reminds me, does anyone have any cow butts?
>>12841465
Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841466
What's with the accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841468
You... don't get the reference? No. It couldn't be. You're just yanking my tail, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841470
No, I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841471
Young Frankenstein. Go watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqClWdOcWog

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841470
Anon 4chan is full of children, you should know this by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841474
Seems interesting, but I'm not into movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841475
Do any of them want to /ss/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841479
>not into movies
Now I know you're just shitting me. Bad anon, bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841480
>wanting old hags
With that said, kids these days don't want to be stripped of power in any sort of relationship. Their spoiled egos couldn't handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841486
>Talking for others
Hold your fucking tongue. I want nothing more than to be molested by an older caring MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841484
I'm really not. Nor am I into books, or TV. Only a few games have ever captivated me as a form of media. I prefer to have my own experiences of things rather than experience them through other mediums. Of course, that's not really possible much of the time, so what I've done ever the years is mastered the art of imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841492
Me as well, but you have to see that most kids these days do not want anything like that. They're selfish, greedy, and will do anything to fuck your shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chubby Cow and Panda couch potatoes will never return

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841503
There was such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841519
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

We need a picture like this with a Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841529
You mean for nearly every monstergirl.

Every.
Monstergirl.
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841534
E-even Alp and Cyclops and Oomukade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841535
Yes you fucking white boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841432

Finish my shitty story, git gud at writing, drink less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841537
I'm not scared of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841503

>Couch potato Panda gf

>You're lying down on the couch in living room one day, chilling out while watching some TV
>Panda waifu walks in
>She straight up just lies down on top of you without even asking for your permission, as if you were part of the couch itself
>She squirms and shifts her body a bit until she's confortable, resting her head on your chest
>Starts eating some bamboo while watching TV with you nonchalantly
>You're now trapped in between her and the couch for the rest of the day because she definitely won't let go

HNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841529

>this with Lich
>it's just her laying there with the same blank expression
>guy gets weirded out and starts to leave
>Lich grabs his arm
>"I didn't tell you to stop."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841550
Does this bodacious babe look that lazy to you? You can bet your ass she'd be procreating with you on that couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841555

But I'm gonna miss the morning news!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841544
Cute. Just make sure to delete that later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841562
You want the news? I'll give you the news!
There's war in the Middle-East.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841555
I want to feed her some candy through my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841563
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841571
A lot of the smut I'm going to be writing in the future is going to have that in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841576
Thank you. Now I'm feeling inspired to write something myself. Perhaps I'll finally write some smut instead of always putting it off with suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841580
Go ahead, the snows will melt before I'll get to any of that in my story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>Rusalka Pt.1 : http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7
>>Rusalka Pt.2 : http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

Rusalka guy here with a 'nother new update and a new paste since I've filled the old one. I had no idea I would write so much shit getting into this, but as always, I'm supremely thankful to those of you who bother to read it. The update starts from the second paste, in which mere mortals are spooked by scary skeletons. Enjoy, and as always, comments and criticisms are vastly welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841612
The thread's usually as dead as a zombie girl around this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841612

Yeah, this thread's full of Liches alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841590
You'd think I'd have learned by now not to post updates around the time the thread is ded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841614

>for some reason every morning you wake up both feeling dehydrated, and extremely satisfied, as if all your worries had gone away with your dreams
>but it's kind of odd
>you'd always have the same dream, every time
>and in it, you would be tending to your garden, continuously watering it, taking care of the grooming, and nurturing it
>but it was no more a garden than one of stones
>it was more like a barren wasteland
>everything was dead
>but at the same you, you kept on taking care of it
>and that was basically how the dreams went
>though on very few occasions, you get this one dreadful nightmare
>it would go like usual, but at the end, the wasteland would swallow you up, and it would suddenly turn into space
>at that time, you would then see stars, hurdling towards you
>getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until they completely disintegrated your body, and you were left without feeling anymore
>even though your mind was still intact, so that you would go insane
>that was when you woke up
>if it was ever possible to know what it's like to experience being dead, you think that would be it
>in fact, the whole thing was so unpleasant and horrifying that one day you finally wake up screaming and crying
>that night you don't go to sleep
>instead, something else happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841642
Sorry I ran out of juice. I need some creative inspiration. And by that I mean something lewd. I'm going to need it if I'm to write smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841653
A Ghoul.
Kissing you to make you feel better.

You take it from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841653
Whatever you write, let it invole the number 12 in some manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841653
>Counting with your Weresheep waifu until you fall asleep again.
>Counting thrusts, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841685
>>12841696
>>12841703


>>12841642
>everything seemed pretty much normal that night, until exactly 12 minutes after you settled into bed
>or the time it takes for you to fall asleep
>the air gets cooler
>you're suddenly a lot more drowsy
>and you feel as if your body is weightless
>you're about to float into dreamland
>but this time, your will to stay awake, to avoid the terrible nightmares, is stronger
>you successfully manage to avoid falling asleep
>you're rewarded with seeing what's going to really happen while you're asleep
>as you stare half-eyed at the wall, you see a purple glow emanating from under your bed
>your room becomes almost foggy
>you hear something faint
>it sounds like footsteps
>but you can't make out the direction
>they stop
>everything's quiet
>the glow and fog seem to have gone too
>was it just your imagination, or has whatever haunts you normally been driven away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841713
You actually involved the number 12, you sir, have earned my respect

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

puu dot sh/dMyF5/9ee79c1569.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841844
Eagerly awaiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841713
Well shit I haven't even gotten to penetration and it's already too long for a single post. I'm also dog tired. I'll post the rest tomorrow as soon as I can. I really wanted this to be short and sweet but my lewd imagination trying to manifest itself in writing is taking a lot more than that. Hopefully I can convey as much lewdness in text as I can in my mind, though that's probably impossible. And this is the first time I've ever written smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840758

That wasn't me, Fudgepacker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841432
To actually write again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841562
the only news you'll be getting is that you are going to be a daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841432
To maybe get started on writing up the setting and monster girls I've had swirling around in my head for the last couple of months. Problem is I've never done any writing before and I'd probably butcher my own ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840921

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841951
Why don't we have Clumsy Kobold Girl as a recruit in Big Boss' army yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841503
Have people already forgotten about Ren Xiongmao?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841960
Why post an image already posted?>>12841555

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841963
I know I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840703
Not all that happy about it, but I think I'll try and accept their decision. I admit I haven't really thought about it before since like you said, we automatically assume our waifus and daughterus come into existence with personalities and wants that perfectly match ours 100%, and never consider the possibility that we and our waifus might have differing opinions or desires.

I like these sort of questions to mix things up every once in a while, Keeps things interesting, especially given how most of the questions tend to be more about choose-your-fetish than actual dilemmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840915
>SMT
so not much has changed. recruitment would be fun though
>I want THAT
>agree
>get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841960
I haven't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841959
better yet, where is the Wolfu Puppy getting FULTON'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841976
Loli Wolf Girl with an eye-patch would be neat.
>>12841968
If you know, will you tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841984
We can't do the eyepatch because it would remind people too much of Wan Wan Futa Wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841996
Tama is a cutie, there's no harm in that. Also the wolf the Diamond Dogs got has an eye-patch, ergo so must ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841996
It CAN be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842004
Truly the gods love us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841996
I wouldn't have remembered if you didn't mention her. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841996

would play fetch with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842019
You don't want to mate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842027
No I don't wan to mate.

Unless I'm topping you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841996

Wan Wan Futa Wolf is to /mgg/ what Claire is to Bob.

Yet she's still infinitely more # Wan than that shitty cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842045
I'm sure she'd love it if she gave it a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do Paladins get all the attention, yet Knights don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842066
Because knights are irrelevant. No superpowers means they can't do shit against strong Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842067
They're just Shitty Knights then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842069
Would it be acceptable to put up the Knigga chart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842070
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842070
do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842084
Arise, heroes! Heed the call to ADVENTURE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842089
>Not wanting to be a bitchnigga.
>4028/2

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842066
>>12842066

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbHtRggFsNA

Today we will remind them of the true power of the Knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842102
>People thing Dork Soles is a hard game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842107
>look at me, my dick is so big!
For a lot of people, it is a hard game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842107
Do a Deathless run then nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840864
Bottom left, looks like Rango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842126
I kind of want her to claim me as war-booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842126
I want to sleep on her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842134
I want to sleep with her in her sleeping bag in her house in da woods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842126
Damn cat would probably be too busy farming her devourer to rape men. 0/10 monster girl would not fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842134
Jinkos are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842129

EASY PREY

[Anonymous No.]

>Jerk friend gives me Patapon 2
>Knowing I can't into rhythm games other than Rock Band because I can see the notes coming at me.

At least playing it gave me the pleasant image of a music MG goddess guiding her followers to the promised land through the power of song.

Come to think of it checking the MGE wiki there doesn't seem to be a MG goddess of music, strange, music is often known to be sensual and a good replacement for love drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842129
>>12842134
I don't think either of you really understand what kind of person Rango Jinko would be.

Which is okay, that just means you don't play LoL. Which is good.

>>12842158
>Devourer
>Not Warrior

The only 0/10 here is you anon.

>>12842165
http://images.wikia.com/leagueoflegends/images/1/1f/Rengar.E4.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842186
That's just a shitty Akame ga Kill character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842189
>shitty
But anon, Leone isn't shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842186
>Link works when I used it before
>Doesn't work now

Mother fucking god damn son of a bitch fuck the fucking double nigger fuckers.

>>12842189
Fine have the real deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842186
>The only 0/10 here is you anon.
Tell that to the shitty Rangos in ranked.

>>12842191
I want to go for drinks with leone so bad, assuming she wouldn't run without paying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842192
All that fluffy hair. I want to touch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842200
Never mind, I may be a 0/10 after all. Those spoilers are just embarrassing.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842208
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842208
I almost thought those were nudes from the thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842208
I lose, please don't eat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842208
Glorious indomitable fluffy goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842200
>assuming
Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups shounen.
Still the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12840418
No, more
Like a footjob
a big breasted one

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841529
how about with a holst
but her breasts and milk leaking through the fabric
and more blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842208
Thats amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842208
Hound
When
This
Colour
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842238

>"Mr. Hound! Color Wurm next! Wurm next!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842241
No, Mr. Hound needs to color>>12842004

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842208
U da real mvp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842237
Loen? Are you up for drawing Daidouji as a jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842208
Every time I see this image and most of the other ones I can't help but think of that fucking "Perfect Censorship!" fish from spongebab. Also, good work.

>>12842200
Well they are shit.

Also Jungle is such garbage now, there's nothing fucking "strategically diverse" when the choices boil down to "Pick good sustain jungle so I can save smite for important shit like ganks / neutral objectives" or "Pick not good sustain jungle and grab trailblazer while effectively smiting on CD so I can gank a lane and not die / lose ability to guarantee neutral objectives" that shit is trash and they know it.

Jungling was already only semi-fun before but now it's just anti-fun, along with the previous bullshit of being blamed for everything ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Elf for sale! This one knows how to do laundry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842280
>can do laundry
>good, there's gonna be cumstains everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842280
That's QB:R bitch who jobs everything effortlessly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842284
It's an Elf that knows how to dance provocatively, can do laundry and sucks like a vacuum, now get out if you're not going to buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842107

Once you get into it, it's not really hard, but it is punishing. Dark Souls keeps you on your toes because even run-of-the-mill mook enemies pose a threat. Another thing is people tend to die their first time through because they don't pay attention to their surroundings.

DkS2 is harder, but for all the wrong reasons. It's worse off for it, and it isn't polished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842287
Annelotte isn't even an Elf, she's part-demon like her sister, Aldra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842290
Are you saying Honest Joe isn't being honest about his merchandise? You saying there's shenanigans?
Tell you what, I'll let you have this one for half-price if you shut up and run along. It can't do proper laundry, but it does know how to get down well enough, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842291
>paying for used goods
No way no way. I want my brown elf pure and virginal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842298
Technically it is a virgin. No vaginal intercourse has been had as of yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842291
Not enough meat on her bones.

Do you even feed them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842299
>gaping cavernous ruined leaky asshole
>whiskey voice from all the deepthroats
Technical isn't good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842300
They eat whatever the P'Orcs don't. People feel sorry for them and buy them more readily.
>>12842301
Don't forget calluses on hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842305
Your merchandise is shit, 'Honest' Joe, or should I say Kike Jane! I'd be better off trapping my own brown elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842309
I'd rather trap a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842305
>Not properly feeding your elves.

It's like you don't even want want a good reputation for high quality elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842311
What if she trapped you all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842319
with those meaty thighs, I wouldn't mind at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842309
Stop making trouble or I'm calling the sammies.
>>12842314
>high quality elves
You won't find those outside of Finnish Woodlands, and there's no way going into Finnish Woodlands is going to be profitable enterprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842320
I'd a meaty tanuki. The extra meat means she gets enough money to eat well.

>>12842323
So be it, you want to sell dumpster elves than more power to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842329
Dumpster Elves can sell for up to thirty silver drachmas, that's several year's income for an artisan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842329
Finnish Elves are very difficult to handle, anon. You shouldn't get one as your first Elf, or she might end up dominating you. You should start out with a weak-willed domestic Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842323
I say you give ME a free elf, of I call up a guy I know and tell him you're having a sale, then when he sees your jacked up prices he'll punch his place down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842319
That would be ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842335
Also, Finnish Elves have some pretty fucked up magic abilities. They can do stuff you've only seen Mushi do.
>>12842337
How about I give you this one? She sold herself off when her family fell into debt. No actual training, not a virgin, no marketable skills, graduated high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842335
It's not a matter of how difficult they are, its more a matter of I don't want to shell out good money for an elf that's stick thin and flinches whenever I say "Hello"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842343
>magic abilities
...Magic handjobs?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842343

yo dawg you gots any elves that be into handholding and shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842350
No, I mean if you trespass on their lands and piss them off they'll make you part of the forest. Your friends might pass you by while calling out to you without finding you as you cry for help at the top of your lungs, and they won't hear you. You'll be part of the forest and they'll never find you.
>>12842351
Not so loud, dammit! Go to the mat weaver's district and ask for Crocus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842351
that's some fucked up fetish shit right there. That'll cost you a lot extra

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842347
Would you prefer one that hogties you and milks you dry into a chalice every time you say "Hello?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842354
>>12842355

shieeeeeeet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842343
Trying to give me a Red Head Elf? Good Sir I WATCHED Tomcats, I know the truth about Red Heads! Do you take me for some Uncultured Swine?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

puu dot sh/dMNOX/55c9752b70.png

redoing it cause some colors were wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842305

>P'Orcs
>P'Orcs at Oktoberfest in Lederhosen
>P'Orcs in Ledehosen with beer poured in the cavernous valley of their cleavage, giggling when goosed by male attendees
>P'Orcs fully willing to show men curious enough what happens in the backroom of the local schnitzel hausen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842357
Hey, I'm not buying a dark elf.

Whatever, I'm heading else where.

Maybe the next seller will actually have elves the don't look like they have been kept in a box for the past month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842360
>Tomcats
Ah, that movie had only one redeeming quality. I see you know your stuff then. How much for this one?
>>12842362
Hound pls.>>12842004

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842360
Well you are trying to buy a slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842367
That elf looks like she's been abused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842373
She is a slave from a race accustomed to being the owner, she had to be trained properly. So, fifteen silver drachmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842373
>abused
not enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842365
I'm german and what exactly is a schnitzel hausen?

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12842367
I tried it once but didn't put a lot of effort into it. I need to use a different type of brush.

>>12842373
Respect the elves for they know not how lewd they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842367
>>12842373
Isn't that "Elf" actually magical armor given form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842375
I won't pay a fistful more than 13 for a slave with empty eyes that cries herself to sleep every night, even if she has a perfect body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842385
Thirteen is an unlucky number for both of us, make it 14 for the sake of us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842380
Goddammit that ass is just... why do I want my face buried in it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842388
14 and you throw in the used-up useless redhead and a strapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842388
Come on man I've gotta go home to my wife in the evening and show her how much I'm adding to her hoard. If it's not enough she might not let me outside unguarded anymore, and the bitch she has looking out for me is a real brute, see that, that's her.
...fine, you're killing me here, but I'll give you the redhead and a strap-on, but it's used and a Dragon dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842373
>>12842367
Elves a shit
The most boring MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842380
Mmm Hound, that ass is just delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842399
Meant for>>12842394

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842367
>>12842373
>>12842380
Goddammit I want to impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842407
But then you'll get a Halfling, and everyone hates them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842399
>Dragon dildo
>implying I'm not into making them distend each others' anuses while we DP one or the other
You've played right into my hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842407
>All those ass-shots.
>Says he wants to impregnate her.

But anon, you can't impregnate her ass.
You can try until she's rubbed raw and is left gaping open as baby batter glops out onto the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842400
She actually survives that. I'm not sure about middle-aged Accelerator though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842415
I want to put an onahole in her ass and fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842412
Not in my headcannon.
>>12842415
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842421
This is the most /jp/ post I think I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842414
It's a deal then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842420
>She actually survives that
Does she really? If she does maybe its not as shit as I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any more big charts like this that are like bestiaries?

Please post some if you have some

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842400

I honestly don't even think of them as MGs, myself. They're included in KC's setting though, which I'm fine with.

It's just hard to think of them as MGs, especially after growing up on RPGs were things like lamias and harpies were common enemies. Elves have always been a possible substitute/alternative of humans in my eyes.

These are just my points of view though. I don't dislike elves at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842429
Holy aspect ratio, Batman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842430
Elves are Monster Girls and not humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842432

I'm not really sure how I can explain more clearly. I know they aren't humans, but it's hard for me to see them as monsters. I'm not saying they aren't monsters, especially in KC's setting. I'm just bad with words and am poor at articulating my thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842438
You mean they aren't monsterous enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842429
I have a chart of pocket monster girls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841474
>Young Frankenstein
Just watched this movie (at last) with some friends a couple weeks ago. God Bless Gene Wilder.

>"Ah, you must be Dr. Frankenstein!"
>"It's Fraunkenstien."
>"...are you pulling my leg?"
>"...no, it's really pronounced Fraunkenstien."
>"Well then I suppose it's Froedrek Fraunkenstien."
>"No, Fredrick. Fredrick Fraunkenstien. And you must be Igor!"
>"No, it's I-Gor."
>"...ah. They...they told me Igor."
>"Well then there wrong then aren't they?"


Uuuuh...something, something, something, Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842439

I think it's more the way I've grown up and the fantasy media I've been exposed to. D&D, LotR and stuff like that. FFXI too. I don't dislike the eastern views on elves though, they tend to mesh very well with anime-style art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842449
I ain't got no body~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842375
You filthy greek boy fucker we use sovereigns here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842455
>sovereigns
But anon, slavery is illegal where that kind of currency is used! You're in trouble now!

[Anonymous No.]

>Reach the Iron Keep
>Fight all the Knights defending it
>Go through the fog door
>The Old Iron Queen is waist deep in lava
>"Ara Ara~ Anon-kun why don't you take of that armor of yours. Don't you feel hot in there?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842382
Other way around, actually.

Elf who got turned into a mech through an ancient, evil ritual.

Her mother's one too. And a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842458
Oh shit! No, my hard built Illegal empire! All gone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842461
Oh Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842463
Yeah boy, you're going to human boy prison now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842459
>"Sorry ma'am, but I don't like used goods."

[Anonymous No.]

So you just got abducted by a monster girl! She is sexy and loves you and you like her well enough back, but would you be happy spending the rest of your life living with her in her cave in the woods/mountains/ancient ruins or wherever she lives outside of human society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
Not like you have much choice.

Also pretty much anything is worth escaping the hell that is this life. At least she's not 3dpd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
>outside of human society
I want my internet and soft sheets. I'll just move in with her at my family farm, it hasn't been in use for decades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
I'd be 100% on board if she had internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>Venus Flytrap MG
>Incredibility carnivorous
>Use of sweet scents to lure prey to their strong jaw-like appendages
>Over time they learned to drag their bodies in efforts to hunt their prey

>Pitcher Plant MG's
>Uses sunlight and translucent shell as part of a silhouette dance to lure in men to their chambers

>Sun-dew MG
>Uses their nectar to lure in mates and then snu snu

Anons can you handle the carnivorous plant MG biodome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
I already live outside of civilization, the near by city is only 35k people so she should move in with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
Ancient ruins are fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
Naw, at the very least I'd miss modern medicine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842467
N-no, please, I hear they make you cuddle people in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
>>12842474
>>12842475
Assume very few modern luxuries. This is fear of persecution and lynching level of isolation from society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842481
That's right, they do. Anyone who turns into an Alp is transferred out, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842476
>Sun-dew MG
Plant girl snu-snu sounds appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842483
Eh, it'll do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842459
Dark Souls fully Monster-Girl-ized would be fun.

Alsanna Best Girl, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842474
>family farm
>hasn't been in use for decades
Absolutely horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842459
>Dukes dear Freja
>CC Arachne in the bottom of the pit.
>"Oh my! I have a guest! Ummm....oh my what do I do?"
>Is so busy panicking over how to handle an intruder that she completely ignores you while you grab the pale drake soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
duh. If I had Jinko lovin' I wouldn't need any of you spergs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842481
Yeah, your new cell mate Bubba will cuddle you until you turn into an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842483
>Isolation from society
Eh, I hate people anyhow. Sign me up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842488
Grandparents are either dead or too old, their children all have jobs and I'm a university student. What's a man to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
That sounds nice.

I've always had a reoccurring fantasy about a nicely furnished cave. Could be quite cozy.

And hooray for escaping the clutches of the internet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470

I think I'd take the offer because while I'm socially inept, I'm also lonely. One person is enough, perhaps even perfect. I will get attached and possibly go full yandere though, so she has to live with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
Sign me up. I'm on board

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842496
That actually sounds like the ideal hideout in a monstergirl world. A scary looking fortress on the outside, and maybe the entry and audience hall, but the rest having full modern comforts.

Hell, you could even get peasants to pay you taxes for defense or have a toll booth if the fort guards a major pass. Make your income that way.

And maids, so many maids--

But I digress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
can i still have internet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842495
I don't like your family already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
I could live without internet and vidya if I had love and companionship. The hardest things would be lack of plumbing and modern hygiene. Wiping your ass with leaves sucks. Hopefully the rape cave isn't in an area with mosquitos and shit. Nature can be great or it can be awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842495
>What's a man to do?
Be a farmer and carry on the family buisness and preserve your ancestral home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842506
Please no bully, I'm depressed enough about never having had a proper family where the parents and the children all live under the same roof.
I just want to be wanted, dammit! By a big, gentle Dragonette.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842474
>>12842475
>>12842505
>All these plebs so addicted to the internet, they'd turn down a Monster Girl and her cozy cavern home.
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842509
>family business
Only my grandfather was ever a farmer.
>ancestral home
And he bought the place from someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842512
if she loved me i'm sure she'd compromise on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842512
>living in a cold cavern
She couldn't spend all day warming me up with her fluff and there'd be so much house- and survival work that we'd barely have time to enjoy each other.

[Anonymous No.]

You've just be abducted by a monster girl! What is the coolest place she could carry you off to to live together?

Ancient castle? Cozy homestead in the woods? Under da sea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
Space!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842511
Then get back to the farm. Which do you think a dragon would prefer, a farmer or some wage slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
I'd only accept she's from a species I like. But yes, I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
See >>12842504

Having a cute little fiefdom sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
Tropical island.
What sort of an MG would live on an atoll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
Either back to the milky home world or somehow get the fullest extent of my family's land back from the government and then there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842519
>Cold
>Not taking the effort to carve out comforts
>Deeper caverns
>Fire pits
>Not taking the time to learn craftsmanship
>Make some doors, curtains, seperators for "Rooms".
>Not putting in the effort to spend time with her whenever possible.

>>12842514
No anon, YOU must compromise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842524
A Dragon would prefer a homemaker who stayed at home with the eggs and kept the hoard shiny while she went out and about doing Dragon things.
...farmer. But I... I'm not ready to be a seinen protagonist yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842519
Doing productive things with your waifu can be just as good as lazing around all day ya know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842513
Owning land is something to be proud of, kinda sad it's derelict cause nobody wants to be a farmer anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842534
Are they ever ready? Either way its happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842544
When my older siblings were under ten years old, there were cows grazing on a field that's now a thick forest.
>>12842545
KYAAH~! What do I do, what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
Either a cabin in the woods or an ancient castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
None of the aquatic monstergirls are my favorites, but living underwater would be seriously awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842549
How the hell old are your older siblings? Because forests don't grow over night you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
Ancient castle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842555
They're both over thirty now. My sister's youngest kid is going start school in the autumn. Now please stop making me think of things that make feel bad about myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842554
I'd live in an underwater city just to get those bragging rights, especially if someone says underwater cities are impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842555
Some of us are old and busted, anon.
I'm so old I doubt any MG would want me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842554
like little mermaid kind of living underwater where you breath water
or an underwater city like in bioshock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842564
But science agrees that they're possible.
>>12842566
I'm not even old and busted, I'm still young and supple!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842555
Trees grow faster than people at least. I've watched the trees in my yard go from 4 foot saplings to 40+ feet over the last 20 some years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842566
>old and busted.
some girls like DILFs, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842567
Breath water kind of living underwater. Bioshock city would just be an ordinary city and claustrophobic. I want to be weightless and swim with pretty tropical fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842563
Then go back to the farm, hire some mexicans to cut down the trees then if needed build/repair a house out there. You must go back.
>>12842566
That's just because most monster girl material has shotas with 11 inch dicks as what all monster girls want. In reality you'd likely get whatever monster girl you wanted.
>>12842569
Maybe you just have faster trees than I'm thinking of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
A spooky manor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842574
>Becoming the King of the Sea
As long as I can be called Aquaman and give everyone that thinks he's a weak superhero a bug middle finger, I'm shooting for underwater

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842566
The KC world guide book explicitly says that the incubization process, which transforms men into the waifu's ideal, can even reverse aging. You're okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842578
>hire some mexicans
I live in Finland anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842588
Hire some Lithuanians then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842588
Never mind, some Elves have probably taken over already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
impress her with my skills at putting in flush plumbing and carpentry .
If worse comes to worse we can get satellite Internets (have to devise a process to generate electricity)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842597
Estonians anon, we use Estonians. And no I won't.
>>12842598
It's an old country estate, of course there are house-elves, and some for the sauna and the barn, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842588
Then hire some muslims. They're pretty much the same thing. Or go into the woods, find some elves, and never come back out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842601
>sauna elf
Those fucking decadent buttsluts are waiting for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842600
>Devise a process to generate electricity
>Get kidnapped by a Thunderbird
UNLIMITED POWER for all your electronic needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842604
>hire some muslims
Finland is not Sweden you uneducated hick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
>>12842470
Nothing against her, but I don't know if how well I'd adjust to life outside the big city for an extended period of time, let alone being a hermit for the rest of my days. It would be easier if we could travel the world, keep ourselves occupied with something new, but a lifetime alone is a lot to deal with, even with a possible waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842573
>>12842586
>>12842578
T-thanks, I guess, but i'm still getting pretty old and there's a lot of younger men out there for them. Why bother with some older man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842608
>implying there aren't muslims in Finland
They're everywhere anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842604
Comparing Mexicans to Muslims is pretty insulting to Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842612
is there some male equivalent of ara ara~?
>you wouldn't want an old man like me, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842613
Sure, but here they're Tatars and they've been around for hundreds of years without causing trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842612
Well, according to the world guide book, both husbandus and waifus slowly transform into each other's ideal physical form. If MGs know of this, then they can probably select mates exclusively on personality, since they know that the demonic energy will make their man /fit/, sexy, and young.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842623
Ara ara = my my. Men can say it too. Aokiji from One Piece says it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842612
Cause you got experience and wisdom and they have daddy issues? Lots of girls like older men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842629
yare yare

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842612
How old is 'pretty old?'

If you say late 20s you're a very silly person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842623
>"Ara ara~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842630
They like older men with a lot of money, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842631
>Yare yare daze...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842633
I hope Snake-Senpai notices me~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842633
How is it that Snake is still the most sexualized character in the series even when there's bitches in revealing clothing everywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842636
Not monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842639
feels like he's wearin' nothin at all!
nothin' at all!
nothin' at all!
nothin' at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842632
Thirty nine. Bit older than the usual suspects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842612
How old could you possibly be? I mean your on 4chan in the mgg on /jp/. Even if you are old you could easily find some monster girl the same age as you or if you want some younger girl with an older guy fetish. With monster girls the possibilities are endless.
>>12842614
I just meant it in the way that they're going north by the thousands and slowly taking over the lands they move into.
>>12842625
Just because your country hasn't fallen yet doesn't mean it wont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842638
Go away Meryl, your husband is groping women again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842639
Big Boss and Raiden are the only notable DILFs in the series.

Solid Snake is just a shitty, imperfect clone with shitty genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842653
Raiden a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842628
Considering how caustic everyone here is, even ignoring their physical aspects isn't going to save them.

>>12842645
Would you want a MG older or younger than you?

A calm, collected, and refined older woman or a little firecracker?

[Anonymous No.]

>My name is Savir. I am the most trusted servant to the princess, the Pharaoh herself. My lady lives quite the luxurious lifestyle, which she has graciously given me the honor of having a taste of every day. Every morning, I wake the princess just at the sign of first light from the sunrise. She has requested that I wake her my kissing her on the lips, and saying precisely these words: “Arise from your eternal slumber, my dear Princess.” She claims to have found this from a fairy tale she heard of during her time in Lescatie.

>My lady loves her baths. She takes at least three every morning, afternoon and evening, with only the finest crafted soaps and the richest salts from the Dead Sea to bathe in. She even requests that I accompany her whenever she decides to do this. It is occasionally whilst I am in the midst of doing other housework, and I am usually asked to postpone my duties to join her. My lady does love her baths, you see.

>Next, I am charged with helping the lady comb and brush her precious black hair. Ever since we were both children, she has grown her hair past her back, so this is quite a chore that takes some time. It does, however, soothe her impatience to sing a song to her as I do so. She always loves to hear someone sing to her.

>Come the breakfast feast, I wait on my lady hand and foot while she dines on exquisite food and drink. On occasion, she will request that I taste the food for her before she eats. I am not entirely sure as to why, as she trusts the cook dearly and knows he has been with us for many years. I would never say this aloud to her, but I suspect she simply wishes to grant me a taste of her meals. She truly is too kind. After she has dismisses me, I accompany my fellows in the servant’s dining chambers. The food there isn’t as grand as that of our lady, but we make it a feast of our own nevertheless.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about farming makes me feel like I should write about it, but would people actually be interested in a story about a guy and his waifu moving to the guy's family farm and living off the land?
Like my grandpa once said, it's a man's lot to have dirt under his nails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842650
But Johnny would never do such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842662
Johnny is probably just shitting his pants again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842655
Older is probably too old. Around the same age or younger would be best. But not younger than 25, because they're more like children before then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842662
He fucking does it at every woman he passes in MGS4. I was shocked at how ballsy he was, I can barely run my fingers across a girl's ass if I pass them in a crowd, he was filling his hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842665
He really needs to see a doctor about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842658
>Morning kisses
Splendid.
>>12842660
Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842671
He's been having those problems for over ten years, I don't think there's anything that hasn't been tried yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842660
I would, makes me want to write again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842666
>Implying you can't have both.

Thanks to mutual transformation as per >>12842628 you can have Ara Ara petite girls, or genki christmas cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842674
>Go for it
Okay, maybe sometime next summer.
>>12842677
Or maybe this guy can do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842660

Go for it, it'll be a perspective that'll be pretty unique to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>http://pastebin.com/pqWuVj29
Reading through this again, why the fuck didn't we cuddle with Flit when given the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

Today we will remind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842686
A classic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842679
Please don't put pressure on me, I haven't written in forever but I want to get back into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842658

>When the afternoon comes, so does her time to take yet another bath. When I join her for these bath times, she sits in my bare lap, asking that I clean her body for her. She always insists that I be very meticulous in cleaning her body as well. Getting her shoulders, under her arms, her back, between and beneath her breasts...Her legs, her thighs...Again, she is insistent that I be meticulous. Very meticulous.

>My lady has recently taken up combat training from some prestigious women in the area. Among them are a succubus known for her swordplay, a xiongmao revered for her skill with polearms, and a centaur who prides herself as a master archer. My lady is training with them every day to become efficient in the art of self-defense. And with the help of her familiar, she seems to be making quick progress. Even her masters are impressed.

>They are all very strict with my lady’s training, and their methods are brutal, but if my lady is able to keep up with even them, surely she will be able to fight well should she be met with trouble. She once told me with a bright smile that she took up these challenging lessons because she wanted to protect the man that she sought to marry in the future. Whoever this boy is, the princess will certainly make him a happy man. She has grown into a wonderful woman, after all. This rigorous training lasts all through the afternoon until well after the sun has set. She is surely tired and dirty and seeks to bathe afterwards, and once again asks for me to accompany her.

>I suspect my lady doesn’t truly feel any real need to bathe as often as the does. Moreover, during her bath times, some sense of lust starts to overcome her. This has been the case ever since the two of us have matured. Not too long after her 13th birthday had she began her requests of me joining her in her private bathing times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842692
I'm sure it's better for you to be under pressure than it is for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842686

Some guy said that he'd write a sequel to that, has that writefag fulfilled that promise of his?

And I can't be mad at that greentext, I like Oomukades too much and I'd be too busy making her feel like the happiest girl in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842686
Subjugation stories/settings fascinate me, although it causes an immense amount of analpain to the HFYfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842695
And who are you to say you'd be worse than me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842695
>>12842705
Oh yea?

Well I'm worse than both of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842699
>Some guy said
Those never happen.
Still waiting on Anal-Urethral Slime Ouroboros

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842700
Oh, they're interesting to be sure, but that greentext makes me want to join up with the edgelords if I just got the chance to smash that fucking centipede and dark elf's faces in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842694
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842705
B-because! I've got experience with screwing things up!
>>12842707
You are not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842708
>Spoiler, that sounds painful

[Anonymous No.]

Welp, I don't think I'll be able to manage finishing it all up before the new year, but I might give it a go all the same. In this chapter, MC has a bad time of things, and we get a look at a little bit more history to set up the really, honestly, genuinely final chapter (before the epilogue).

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon

It's funny, after this much time I can't help but feel that I've made a misstep, like, fifty steps ago. Without anything else to worry about my brain just starts crafting completely bogus problems on its own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842714
Alp please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842714

Shut the fuck up and stop being such a whore for punishment, Alp. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842719
You can't prove I'm Alp, you're Alp!
>>12842720
And you're gay too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842724

I'd rather be gay than an attention seeking faggot monger on an anonymous image board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842666
>But not younger than 25, because they're more like children before then.

Yeah, they're still girls.

How about a nice 40 year old manticore milf? She's calmed down, no longer really likes to 'hunt,' (though if you indulged her she'd love it), and prefers a quiet evening at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842694

>As I clean my lady’s body as she insistently instructs me to, she often rubs her back into my chest. One would say it is...distracting, to say the least. Soon enough, she massages my member before taking me into her own body. Once it gets to this point, my lady takes complete control, as I’m helpless in the face of her libido. The way she wiggles her supple waist and buttocks whilst I’m inside her, the way she reaches her arms across my chin and neck, turning her head to kiss my throat and lips...the way she guides my hands to her gentle sex...I say, it’s all too much.

>She always kisses me and tells me, “Be mine forever, Savir,” once our time has ended. I do tell her that I will always be hers. After all, I have long since dedicated my life to being her faithful servant. I then help her brush her hair once more before the evening is over, and help her into bed, before returning to the servant’s quarters where I belong.

>I will not lie about this, but I have for some time started having affections for my lady. I often catch myself fantasizing about marrying her, and making her the happiest woman in the world. But such thoughts are forbidden for a man of my station. I am simply a lowly handservant, made to meet any and all of my lady’s needs. Such a noble woman is from a different world than I.

>The princess’s 18th birthday is fast approaching. As is her time to choose one man to whom she will be wed. As heartbroken as I may be to see her be wed to another, I will see her off with a smile. After all, I cannot let anyone know my affections for my lady. Moreover, I must see for myself the one she will choose. I do with all my heart hope that he will treat her with kindness and love, whoever this man may be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842728
Now don't you go saying stuff like that, you might hurt someone's feelings and not get invited to watch the fireworks on New Year's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842730
I would love a 40 year old Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842731
>implying it won't be Savir who she chooses
talk about telegraphing a punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842735
Somebody still needs to color this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842736
>Wurm milf
Not that's nice.
>>12842742
Too bad there are no heroes left in man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842730
That sounds lovely, if she's stopped being as much of a shit as most of her species seems inclined to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842718
No happy endings on the horizon it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842739
Did a shit job, didn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842735

Remind me to care when Alp stops being a glutton for punishment like the filthy whore he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842753
it's still ok, at least it isn't NTR. Make sure they have lots of babbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842754
Just so you know, it was other people who brought his name up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842746
Manticores are pure love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842754
>an alp
>stopping being a little slut who loves to be bullied
I can't even think of an analogy equal to how impossible that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842759
When they're not busy breaking people's legs so they can't get away, addicting men to their poison, and generally being antisocial, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842759
I like this drawing but not the coloring.

Too much white/grey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842763
>When they're not busy breaking people's legs so they can't get away
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842754
>An alp
>Not being a slut
LaughingsmugMGs.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

You're monstrous waifu wants to lay eggs inside of you. How much do you really love her?

Nightmare fuel short story I found a while ago.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/books/chap1/bloodchi.htm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842774
jinkos don't lay eggs
checkmate atheists

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842774

Step one get Lich to produce a chamber for the eggs.

Step two slap waifu for wanting to turn me into a living nursery.

Step three get marriage counseling for having to deal with this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842763
>When they're not busy breaking people's legs so they can't get away

I can't recall ever hearing about this happening. Seems to be something a Shirohebi or other yanmess might do, though.

>>12842764
What about a fluffy purplecore?

http://i.imgur.com/I1Lu2aK.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842763
Dunno about him, but it sure sounds like something a group of vicious rapist predators would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842756

Yeah and only that shit-for-brains is the one who has the masochistic tendencies of self degradation for the sake of attention seeking.

Unless you count Bob and Ovaries having the persecution complex when they've both warranted it for the longest time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842786
I would have preferred a deeper purple, the eyes and whiskers also throw me off.

I also think that the long bangs and neck ruff makes the head area kind of cluttered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842786
The only way a Cheticore could be conceived is through and Echidna, and DE population fuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842793
And it was still other people who brought his name up.
>>12842719
>>12842720
Neither of these is Alp, is it?

[Anonymous No.]

I think Alpie's self loathing is cute. I want to comfort him with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842796
through an*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842796
You're forgetting something, anonarino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842804
There were three writefags wallowing in self-pity before this was brought up, please take care of the other two as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842808
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842804
That's the ultimate form of bullying isn't it? By not bullying them like they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842808
And then there's this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842808
>.less will never draw Clare guro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842808

Fuck off you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842808
But girls can't love girls, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842658
>>12842694
>>12842731
Someone should screencap this.

>>12842739
>>12842753
Delicious vanilla is delicious, predictable or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842823
Forbidden fruit tastes all the sweeter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842836
In my experience, forbidden fruit is usually forbidden because that shit fucking kills you or at least messes you up real bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842839
God please, the fruit didn't kill Adam and Eve, it won't kill us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842839
Or it's forbidden because some people are afraid of it and want to make sure no one else likes what they do not like.

See: Religion

Ultimately I think that MGs, being the sexual scamps that they are, are down to fuck with just about anyone. They may prefer the dick, but a tongue and some clam wrestling can scratch their particular itch.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard you people were in the market for some Dark Elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842841

No but it'll mean that we're indulging in that stupid faggot's dickgirl fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842848
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842841
>>12842846
It's deadly nightshade you idiot! It's forbidden because it's poison!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842846
>Implying it really matters in any given Headcanon.

Personally, I like yuri. Prefer it even. But I've learned not to talk about it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842850
Looks like an apple to me, beardy. And the snake's never lied to me before!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842847
>Implying you can enslave the Pirotess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842857
I don't care what you do with her, I just want your money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842860
I want a Dark Elf CC who's desperate enough to give paizuri every night to please me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842864

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842854

And thus the gene pool was ultimately improved with the removal of the 'doesn't believe in poisonous plants' gene.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddammit now this thread has me thinking about a hard working Wurm MILF who sucks at finding love. It makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842808
>>12842846

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842876
Why would a MILF need to find love? She has a husband and a child, or maybe even children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842882
>Why would a MILF need to find love?
tragedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842883
This Anon gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842876
>Wanting used goods.
MILFs are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842891
I just don't care about the pure and virginal stuff. I like a woman with a little experience in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842883
Wouldn't a MILF Wurm with an adorable daughter have a ton of suitors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842808
>>12842846
>You can't even talk about Cheshire anymore without these faggots showing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842891
what if she tells you she's convinced you're the reincarnation of her late husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842898
She doesn't love you for who you are?

Nope right on out of there, unless you're okay with manipulating her for sex alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842901
>She doesn't love you for who you are?
but she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842897
We had a good Cheshire talk a while back, to the point that people tossed away "that" and began to love the crafty pranksters once more. It's was nice. Hell, it almost got to a point that even hated MG's were getting a bit more love
But of course, we can't have nice things

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842891
Purity doesn't exist. 'Pure' girls are also young, naive, stupid, and don't know what they want.

Give me a 40 year old that knows when to take charge and what she wants from life any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842898
>MILF whatever-the-fuck uses a ritual to revive her deceased husband.
>It goes wrong and his is revived as an infant.
>She raises him, and eventually snu-snu's him when reaches puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842700
>although it causes an immense amount of analpain to the HFYfags.
Why, don't they want to fantasize about being a human supremacist terrorist and firebombing MG-run elementary schools?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842915
I did not ask for this boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>Remember being a shitty purityfag
>Lost virginity
>Realized how little it matters.
>All that really matters is loyalty, intimacy, and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842908
>>12842897

Which once again, can be blamed on Bob.

Why can't we just fucking bury the idea of Clare ever existing, or .less and Bob's weird fascination with CATBATTER/CHETICORES and whatever other stupid bullshit that assclown comes up with and go back to having Cheshire being a delightful prankster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842915
he is revived*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842908
Yep, and if you dare to disagree with them, enjoy your 3 day ban.

Thanks mods...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842922
>remember being a shitty slutfag
>got raped out of virginity
>realized how bad sluts are
>all you need is 2d

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842915
that was basically that side story in mgq, oppai lily heaven
I need more of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842921
>A story where the MC is the resurrected/reincarnated version of an MGs husband, and he comes to terms with it as the story goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842925
>People talking about things you don't like
>That somehow prevents you from talking about what you like

Please contain your sperg. It's getting everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842938

More like

>Can't talk about what we like
>Because there'll always be some faggot
>Whether solo or part of the BDF
>Who brings up futa Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842934
>The end reveals that everytime he dies of old age, he is resurrected/reincarnated into the MG's arms due to a magic "curse" she put on him long ago when he first died
>Why? Because she can't accept death and is afraid to be alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842934
no raising
no boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842942
And again, how does that prevent you from talking about what you like?

Grow the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842945

Because it derails the thread you fucking closet Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842938
>"If you don't like X, just ignore it!"
>"I can totally shitpost with it though!"
You really like to bring up the same, tired shit you pulled on the /a/ threads, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842718
Im here for secret tera hits puberty imouto end

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842925

>Why can't we just fucking bury the idea of Clare ever existing

This is odd, a lot of people here hate Bob and yet they keep talking about him instead of just forgetting about him. I assume he's used as some sort of target where people can "discharge" their anger on whenever they need? I'm not defending him, I'm just wondering why he keeps coming back as a topic when clearly almost everyone here despises him. I mean, it's been over a year and all, but it never seems to end. It's almost funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842945
I'd say because it's a topic that draws a lot of ire so it eventually derails any discussion.

Just like amazons and slavery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842950
>someone posting something you don't like is shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837561
>>12838410
If you're still alive this is the title.
(SC63) [HBO (Henkuma)] Kitsune-san to Ookami-san to (Kanokon) [English]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842943
Reminds me on an anime I watched a long ass time ago, mc was some girl who had powers or something but also had a disease that killed her when she turned 21, male lead kept cloning her to try and cure her disease but it turned out he was the grandson of the guy who started it all and just looked a lot like him. Confused the hell out of me and I can't even remember the name of it but it was an interesting premise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842943
This level of obsession makes me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842929
Explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842958
Posting futa in these threads is not shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842967
>He gets resurrected/reincarnated again without his memories, a failsafe in the curse to avoid questions
>She likes the thrill of falling in love with him all over again
>But, for some strange reason, he doesn't return the love
>Instead, he goes and dates a different MG
>Not her, but another
>The jealousy has no bounds. She kills the interferer, an "accident"
>He sees her and a mother, and returns to her, crying and saying that his girlfriend was killed in a freak accident
>She coos and comforts him, saying everything will be fine, that the world is dangerous, and he should stick by her side for his safety
>Just stay by mommy, and everything will be fine

Alternately
>He came back in a fury of rage. he knows she killed her. he has the proof
>She said that his whore of a girlfriend wasn't right, and that she deserves him better that that dead weight ever did
>He lashed out, shooting and saying words he didn't mean, she assured, but the impact was already done
>He hated her. he hated her with such a passion it broke her heart
>her true love never wanted to see her again
>But she couldn't let that slide. Of course not. he was probably just a bump, a failed clone, something that went wrong in the reincarnation process
>So she killed him without remorse. Her true love would never say such things to her. So he wasn't "him". She didn't have any second thoughts, though seeing the face of her lover covered in blood and shock as he was stabbed to death made tears roll down her cheeks
>But she smiled nonetheless. She didn't care for this failure, and it wasn't like the reincarnated one will remember anything anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842985
the english patch of monster girl quest that rouge made also had a couple of side stories in it, which were fan made scenarios using the engine that mgq used and its resources
one of the side stories was oppai lily heaven which was more or less this
>>12842915
with the guy who made it commissioning original artwork from one of the mgq artists from the looks of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842991
>Just stay by mommy, and everything will be fine
Just how it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838313
>using the version without the punchline
I'm late as hell but too disappointed to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842958

>Constantly bringing up a topic that generates ire and is universally reviled by everybody outside of /d/ isn't shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843026
I don't follow this drama in detail, but it seems like its the same thing as the Ushi, Amazon, Manticore, or Cheshire hate. At this point the flood of shitposting against them are many times worse than even the most offensive material that actually gets posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Come on Anon, lets go play in the snow!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843051
>snakes in snow.
that's it we're fucked there will be no survivors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843051

Not falling for that. Every time you say that I have to drag your sleepy body back inside by the fireplace to warm you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843051
10 minutes later she wants to go back inside, to your place to warm up

I am on to you Shirohebi tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843061

Ah, getting hit by the old "oh no, lovely female childhood friend is unconscious and totally vulnerable to being impregnated" trap, huh? Geeze, learn to take a hint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843047

The hatred against Cheshire is because of the futa faggotry in Truckercore, which gets compounded by .less and Monorus having done drawfaggotry of said full package futanari.

Hell, http://i.imgur.com/0StIgqZ.png

THIS EXISTS. For fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843047
>Ushi, Amazon, Manticore, or Cheshire hate
Futacat is in a realm of its own. It's not just one guy shitposting about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843074
>Monorus
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843081

Monorus did a Cheshire daki with both dick and no dick editions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843061
>>12843067
The things they do to get hugs from us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843081
you know that's not monorus.
>>12843074
thanks for posting that, with the intention of causing a shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843086
Oh right, now I remember.

I preferred the pregnant version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843074
Go away bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843074
Again, the reaction is much worse. I'd rather have imgur link posted than hearing the cacophony of shitposting trying to drive it out.

[Anonymous No.]

Report and ignore everything related to Bob, Less, and Futashit. Not only does it violate blue board rules but it also is made explicitly to piss the threads off. There are multiple IRC logs to confirm this fact. Enough to warrant a permaban for both of the faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843081
That's our little brown fliplander, not Monorus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843096
>also is made explicitly to piss the threads off.
Or it's made because they like futa. Are you really this stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843097
>>12843090
I know you dumbasses. I was saying, "Has Monorus really drawn futa-cheshire before?"

Luckily >>12843086 has actual reading comprehension ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843101

(6:06:19 PM) laska: http://imgur.com/0StIgqZ
(6:06:48 PM) Bollocks: ...
(6:06:49 PM) Hound: >balls
(6:06:51 PM) Kitsoviet: damn it less
(6:06:52 PM) Zhana: ...
(6:06:54 PM) Zhana: Oh Less.
(6:06:59 PM) Kitsoviet: now you've added the capacity to be gay
(6:07:00 PM) Zhana: You're going to enrage the thread so much with this.

And that's just from five minutes ago. I'm not going to bother posting the other logs that span all the way back to Truckercore unless the Mods need it for justification for a perma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843101
Futa has a containment board.


>>12843093
Then you weren't here back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843072
>>12843087

Fine, I'll give her the hugs, maybe D, hot chocolate and an electric blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843107
That just proves that they know Less' stuff will enrage shitposters like yourself.

Doesn't prove he does it deliberately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843107
And that shows what, exactly? That less posted it in the IRC and someone else posted it in thread just to stir up trouble.

You guys look for shit where there is none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843108
So if we have one, say, snake or fluffy tail shitposter, will those be banned in perpetuity rather than just the offenders?

>>12843116
>>12843118

This sort of stuff just reinforces the idea that the shitposters against futa are worse than the actual futa lovers. I have yet to see evidence to the contrary since the move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843125
>So if we have one, say, snake or fluffy tail shitposter, will those be banned in perpetuity rather than just the offenders?

I don't understand.
I mean, if you're willing to ignore that there's a containment board for this stuff and it's exclusively the domain of that board, probably?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843129
We also have a containment board for straight sex, /h/, but that doesn't mean we're never allowed to discuss having sexual relations with MGs here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843129
>Things can only be talked about on their specific boards.
>If they are mentioned in any slight amount on any other board, they must be shitposted into oblivion
>We must do this, until the entire thread is deleted

You realize what a faggot you sound like, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843132
>We also have a containment board for straight sex, /h/,
Actually, there's a lot of boards for straight sex. /h/ is hentai images, and this is a blue board. Argument invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839835
>>12839895
Yeah, what the hell happened to the guy? He wrote a load and gave us a picture as well then disappeared into the ether from which he came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843137
I'll surmise that he real life stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843116
>Accuses others if being shitposters
>Posts/defends futa

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843134
>what is a containment board, mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843135
So we're allowed to discuss futa, too, just not have pictures? Or are you trying to ban all adult images even when remotely linked via imgur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843142
I wasn't defending it.

I was just saying that calling someone a deliberate shitposter because they like futa and no other reason, is dumb.

I do like futa, but I've learned by now that talking about it on this thread leads to infinitely more bad than good.
I'm more of a pure-yuri fag anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843144
Guess what nigga, THIS HERE IS A CONTAINMENT THREAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843147
Do you... Do you understand the concept of a 'containment board'? The point is to move all discussion and images of that topic onto a board and allow it to congregate there.

There's /d/ and /pol/ that exist exclusively for this purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

First shitstorm after Christmas is futa. We were doing so well too.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Mantis Girls got more love. I want to sleep next to one while she does her best not to cut me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843153
yeah, but not for futa
for monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843107
>unless the Mods need it for justification for a perma.
While I get you mean well, you're kind of confusing 4chan with a forum where people have names and accountability against "funposting" like retards whenever they want.

>>12843147
You can try, just like you can try with any other niche fetish, but if you honestly don't know how the thread will react you're either an idiot or a newfag that needs to lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843153
Here's a twist for you, Anon.

4chan itself is a containment site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843162
Mantis is cute.

But Kuudere Mantis is the best one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843159
Let's turn thinga around then, shall we?
New year's rolling in. What would you and your MG waifu do to celebrate the dawn of the New Year?
What's your New Year's resolution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843147
>So we're allowed to discuss futa, too, just not have pictures?
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843168
Conquer the Mist Continent Rance style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843168
Don't have a waifu.

I'd make a resolution to not get raped for another year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843167
>Kuudere
That sounds too adorable I don't think my heart could take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843168
Drinking champagne and watching the ball drop cuddled up on the couch. I think I need to lose a little weight so 10 lbs by February, 20 lbs by March. Shouldn't be too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843162
>A Mantis will never be your Karate Bugwoman.
>A Werewolf will never be your Magical-Armor Wolfwoman.
>A gaggle of Khepri will never be your spandex wearing super-team that also pilots a transforming mecha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843175
>The day after New Years you proudly leave your home and get on the subway in MGC and puff your chest out in a manly manner. Nothing is going to touch you this year!

Except that pack of Lamia eyeing you from across the car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843183
>Kamen Rider
>Garo
>Super Sentai

Very nice sir, very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843185
>Snakes

No thanks.
Snakes are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842658
>>12842694
>>12842731
I'm a little late to the party, but just let me say that this is pure gold. Props anon, mad props

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843188
At least the recent anime gave people an interest in GARO, although /a/ threads are uncommon and rarely reach the bump limit, and /m/ threads are slow as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843092

Nice boogeymanning, but it wasn't me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843185

How about asking my Kunoichi neighbor to teach me some tricks on how to be stealthy and silent so I can go outside without being noticed or tracked down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843192
>Calling BB and his manly jawline beard scary
>Calling that wimpy faggot Liquid scary

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

puu dot sh/dN4YD/619a9e6430.png

MK II.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843203
Those eyes are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843203
How many iterations of this do you think you'll do before it's "Finished"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843188
I wonder is there's a phoenix girl.

Because Eiji would love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843201
Those snakes are shit, but god damn those reptiles are spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843200
Nah, I just plan on paying tanuki protection money to keep me safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843203
>>12843216

Yeah, no offence, but it's getting a bit tiresome after seeing the same picture posted slightly different the 8th time in a single thread, or however many times its been.

Keep it to two or three or something.

[Hound !!oWmdJCywM85 No.]

>>12843216
I never really finish anything. I always want to go and redo something on something. I even want to redo things completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843203

The shading is nice and smooth, it's looking pretty good.

Something about her face gives me an odd feeling for some reason, not in a bad way, though. I just can't point out exactly why, must be the colors and the lighting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843224
He's even tripfagging. Just... don't look at the images he links?

[Anonymous No.]

>/pol/ IRC is dead and still full of /pol/
>ELH acting like a nazi sperg again and banning less for no reason other than less dared to talk back

I just want a comfy IRC.

[Anonymous No.]

You have a large number of monster girl children.
What do you do with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843217
>Eiji and Genderswapped Ankh
My OTP in a Monster-Girl/Kamen-Rider World.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843203
Spoiler the . and it won't be flagged as spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843237
>comfy IRC
>comfy
>IRC
Never happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843238
Dick them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843237
People still visit the mgg channel? I stopped visiting after I realized almost all of the discussion had zero relevancy to monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843238
Get them a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843224

Or you could just stop complaining and ignore his posts?

He's contributing by posting monstergirls, something few of us are trying to discuss here right now in the middle of this shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843240
God then that makes the ending of OOO even sadder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843237

> Deliberately antagonizes the Channel OP, whines when he gets kicked

Winterfags are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843238

Cuddle them all. No dickings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843250
Hey, MegaMax showed that they revived Ankh, eventually.

Someday anon. Someday they will have their happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843254
>not raising them as your personal army
>not taking over local countries
>not eventually taking over the world and sitting upon your throne like a smug bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843254
Some people just want to watch the world hold hands...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
This is my fantasy.
I'd legitimately prefer this to a Monster Girl City situation. Part of the allure is being whisked away from it all to go live like Walden.
Getting to know her; hell, getting to know yourself, without the noisy distractions of modern life. Plus I could become a hardy, bearded outdoorsman instead of a cosseted neckbearded neet.

I know it's an irresponsible idyllic fancy that romanticises away the savagery of nature and (as other anons have said) ignores the advantages of modern medicine, but hell with it, I'll fantasise how I want.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate winter. I want to warm a wurm up with cuddles and fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843238
Teach them to hunt shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843256
They won't come back anon for maybe 10 years or so for a reunion movie.

They'll never have a happy ending, Ankh is a greed after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843257

>Making your daughterus do the dirty work for you

Nah nigga, I'd rather take over the world all by myself so I can give it to them as the ultimate birthday present by making it into their playground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843268
They will. MegaMax showed them Ankh from the future. A near future.

Their day shall come, so long as they strive towards it.
>You guys thought a bunch of medals like me could die. For me, that alone was enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843271
Why take it over WITH them? It would be like family bonding, but with slaying knights and paladins instead of taking them fishing or camping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842718

It was good as always. I admit the story has taken a rather different and depressing turn in the last few chapters, almost feeling like an entirely new story from the slice of life stuff it began with. I don't think this is a bad thing, it's just interesting.

I'm looking forward to seeing how it all ends, although I'm certain I already know. I'm also curious to see how the paladin in your next story interacts with the mamono. Though Val we've had a rather positive bias on them and their behaviour, even though it's obvious that many people would generally be against powerful kidnappers/rapists for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843233
>>12843249
It's just a polite request, if he wants to disregard it, that's fine.

But I mean it's not as if there's any real reason to post so many versions with such little variation. Unless you are literally looking at them side by side, I'm betting most people wouldn't even be able to tell the difference anyways. They're being posted far too often and with far too little difference for feedback to be useful.

And lets be honest, if anyone else were to post the same story link or image so many times in a single thread, they'd normally get toss out on their butt for it. Who was the last writefag to do that? Nega, or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843185

I resolve to actually finish this goddamn story at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843279
Who's Nega?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843298
Negawalker

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843302
I don't think I've ever seen his stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843275

But it's dangerous! They might get boo-boos from dragging heavy weaponry around all the time or even slip and fall on their butts and get some serious owies! I'd have to stock up on alot of Band-aids for this plan to work out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843305
He's into a lot of stuff the thread hates. Writing is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843306
Those boo boos and owies build character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843308
Like a certain someone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843277
I kind of wanted a "you can't go home again" moment in this, where he left the house and his world shifted on its axis. A clear division between where he was acted upon and where he was the actor.

I still occasionally feel indecisive about which story to write next. A small part of my mind which is oft-ignored says to do both, but that would probably be silly. But I do look forward to seeing things from different angles. The paladin's going to have a particularly virulent loathing of them, and archmage is going to, like with most other things, stone cold not give a shit (with a single polar exception).

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
Small house on a prairie, with lots of open fields underneath a brilliant blue sky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843310

What about their fears and phobias, then? How am I going to carry out a nocturnal offensive on a country when half my daughterus are clinging on to me and begging to go home because they're scared of the dark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843203
>puu dot sh/dN4YD/619a9e6430.png
Those are smoldering. Well done Hound! I approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843329
You wouldn't take over countries and such while they're still young. You'd train them first.
What kind of sadistic bastard would send out untrained soldiers to be slaughtered?

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized how easy it would be to make a Kikimora Harem

You inform your lovely little kikimora you are getting another maid, and of course she will start to protest and complain, you then tell her that you think so highly of her, that you are going to make her the head maid, and that any highly respectable member of society should have several servants.

This of course will let you bring in an extra 2-5 more girls as maids that all answer to their new head maid.

Imagine the fun as she tries to be bossy with the other girls making them be the best for master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843203
Christ Hound, you and Loen do some mighty fine work together

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843334
Stop reposting the same images, also Kiki a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843333

Well, kids are still kids even after intense training, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843313
I dunno, I'm just trying to be neutral.

I like writing from both parties. Sometimes things are written about I don't like, but that doesn't stop me from liking other material they've done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843339
This isn't anime training that takes only a few months or two years.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the irc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843344
a bad place you should avoid

[Anonymous No.]

So...is that Savir and Pharaoh thing gonna get any kind of end, or just be left at the "Oh my, whoever will she wed?" not-cliffhanger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843344

#Cheticore at rizon.net

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843334
I approve. Though the constant sexual tension might mean neither you nor the maids will ever get much done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843338
>stop reposting the same images
Oh, hush. Not everyone has seen every image, because sometimes people don't spend all their time in one thread. Here, have something to calm you down. It's your favorite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843353

Fuck off Bob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843341
I'm also somewhat neutral when writing.
Granted, my writing abilities are pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843334
I'd love a Kiki harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843351
That was...all I wrote, sorry.
So yeah, the not-cliffhanger...if that's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843356
That is fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843367
More of the fantastic lewdness, like what you wrote with the baths, would've been nice. Love-love stuff is always nice.

But if up to the not-cliffhanger is all that there is, and all you're going to right, that's fine. I'll just leave it to my imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843356
>filename
You can't rape the willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843368
aww you made her blush

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843344
Where the writefags go to harass each other and get proofreading done

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843382

>Colored version

That's even more adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843383
>harass each other
I'd care if I actually went there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843344
Don't know, don't use it.

Seems like a silly place.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of Luths there's a new collar out (one mentioned in OP). Wasn't posted for obvious reasons I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843391
>Wasn't posted for obvious reasons
Well now I'm curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843376
I'll tell you what. Maybe in the future, I'll write about their first time together. How does that sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843361

>Implying i'm Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843406
Fuck off Bourbon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843411

>Implying i'm Bourbon

Keep on-a guessin' thar b'hay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843399
That sounds lovely anon.

...wait, first time as a married couple, or first time when she "used her servant"? Either way, lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843412
Fuck of /ss/? Where is that chuuni faggot anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

I think Kikimora is next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
Luth is the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843420

I'm nobody. Now let's go back to discussing MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
Wait what's the problem?

I think it looks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
Only if she looks like she's turned on a little...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843416
The first time she had sex in the bath with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
God bless you, Luth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
Wurm is a cutie worth protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843441
No shit captain obvious. Now protect that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
Are wurms the most pettable monstergirl?

Seriously, I don't think frills and horns have appealed to me more than they do when attatched to a wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843438
Lovely. Simply lovely.

I'd love to have slow, intimate, loving sex in the bath with mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843334
I basically have some scenes and notes for this and it's fun, yeah. Difference in that the kikimora is brought in as a head maid to straighten up and improve the situation at the manor with its inferior human maids, taking advantage of her position and maybe paranoia or jealousy to steer the others away from master.

Currently been kind of knocked out of the schedule since not sure what I want to do with it and contention over girl stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841470
Vherevolf?
There volf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843459
You're on the fast track for some hay rolling anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
Praise Luth

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842718
THANKS FOR THE CLIFF HANGER YOU COCK SUCKER!!!! No, seriously though, this story is great, I've been hooked since the first chapter, keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843472
Praise him indeed.

Now if only I could get my brain to want to write again.

Right now if feels like mush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843457
Just write it. Doesn't have to be perfect or have all the loose ends tied up neatly, or have some sort of overarching theme or anything. Just let it flow through you and wing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843478
I find it's best to just get it out of your system and be done with it. /mgt/ does not exactly have the most discriminating of tastes, and as long as it includes:
a: a monstergirl
b: fucking
or:
c: cutesy stuff
we'll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842470
I want my modern utilities! Internet, electronics, plumbing, internal heating, and cable. I'm not some uncivilized barbarian after all! And what about visiting with my family and friends? Or all my stuff? I can't leave it at my place.

Settle that, then we're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843499
Christ anon, aren't you a needy housewife
this is why you don't get kidnapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842824
(not the author) I made a paste of it here:
http://pastebin.com/TJte4DzV

>>12842685
Because we can't have nice things, anon.
I wasn't there at the time, btw. Why did YBA stop writing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842476
I remember Plansect Village........the horror.....the horror.
Burn it!!
Burn it down!!
BURN IT TO THE FUCKING GROUND!!!
Fun and games?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8-E8may2Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843505
Thank god.

If that's all it takes to stay rape free and not kidnapped then I will act like the neediest person on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842483
Well in that case, sure what the hell. Why not.

[Gauf No.]

Well, since pastebin has taken down the Yandere Kumiho story five times now I've had to find another hosting site for this particular story. If it actually stays up despite being internet cursed, I may have to link it in another paste.
Always She Watches (Cannibalism, implied mind control, yandere): http://tny dot cz/3e69f283

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843508
He started writing Vengeance and put Travels on the back burner, though the last time I can remember him mentioning it he still intended to eventually continue it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843200
>3:00 AM
>Some part of your stomach really wants you to have some food
>You're not sure why, but you need to make something in the kitchen
>Not just anything either--you want something salty. Something filling.
>Now that you think about it, there was that raw steak that you bought yesterday
>Your family keeps a grill on the patio outside where your other family members won't see or smell it
>Still, you'll have to be quiet and careful to not wake anyone
>That means crawling down the stairs lightly n all-fours to avoid the creaking of the wooden stairs
>And shuffling your feet in socks to keep from making a thudding noise with every step you take
>You gather the tools you need to prepare--some tongs, some seasonings, etc. before heading outside and grilling your steak
>After some 20 minutes outside in silence, your steak is sizzled to perfection
>You set your steak on the patio table before heading back inside to wash your tongs
>You don't want to leave any evidence that you were up this late at night
>You then go back outside with a steak knife and fork to--
>"Fixing a late-night snack, are we?"
>Your heart almost leaps from your chest when you hear someone's voice, only to give a sigh of relief that it's your Kunoichi sister, sitting cross-legged on the table
>She gets off the table, walking towards you with a smirk on her face
>"Don't think you can fool me, Anon," she says, tapping your nose with her finger
>"I could smell and hear you every step of the way."
"Sorry, sis," you tell her, scratching the back of your head with a grin. "I tried my best, though."
>"Just go to bed before Mother finds out. At least she sleeps like a log."
>As she walks past you, she brushes her hand beneath your chin, her lithe fingers flitting off of your face as she leaves with a "Goodnight~."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843536
Yes! I've asked what happened several times, but you're the first person to answer. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842709
(not him)
same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843540
I must have more of Kunoichi Onee san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843540
I demand more Kunoichi Onee san

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843540
>Mfw I am playing Tenchu Z and coming back to find this

I love you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843540
More.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843540
Ninja nee-san is the best nee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842520
A mountain top Yuki Onna village sounds lovely this time of year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843624
But you'd have the Yuki-onnas trying to freeze you and the Yetis trying to warm you up fighting over control of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843535
Strange. I can see it up on your pastebin, are you sure you aren't just imagining it?

[Gauf No.]

>>12843632
Just a reupload.
>http://pastebin.com/Dj7A1GqJ
We'll see if it survives out the week. If not I'll probably just google doc it. Anyway, enough on that. What are we talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843632
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842718
Well you've got me excited for the final chapter. I really hope everyone gets a happy end but all this suffering has given me doubts.
If you do plan on writing other stories you should consider making a pbworks page if it will be a similar length to this story.

[Anonymous No.]

GWS anon is kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843672
GWS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843672
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842730
If he doesn't take her, can I? I like older women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843557
>>12843558
>>12843579
>More

Well, let them eat cake, etc.
More to come, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843672
He's the fellow behind the Sentai MG stories and Moonlight Murders isn't he?

How is he kill though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843651
>>12843641

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843448
Not for long they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843672
What? No no, I just haven't written anything at all in a while
I was going to write something about Christmas, on Christmas day, but look at the time
Seeing me get mentioned freaked me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843702
>totallylegit.jpg
It is, though.
Apophis is love.
Apophis is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
You're like that one guy who draws the touhous in stocks.

Only better since it's MGs and collars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843709
Shut up, you're dead anon, DEAD I SAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843702
Is she trying to make Apophis' magical girls or something?
>>12843713
Esdese a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843716
I'm not a good actor, but if you say so

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843717

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843718
If it helps I'm still dead too, however my new computer will be here soon so I'll start writing again then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843726
Are Taku Iwasaki's compositions for the series good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843164

So if .less draws nothing but guro, and he tends to mostly draw things from bob's stories... c'mon bob. I actually don't have anything against you, but think for a sec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843737
Let it go, anon. We don't need another hour of more drama. Stop trying to unbury catshit in the sandbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843734
Kind of generic but quality still good. I would give the OST a good listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843734
I personally liked the OST

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843749
>>12843757
I've been listening to a ripped version of the Night Raid them on loop for a while now.
[C] is still Iwasaki's best OST, although the official release was missing a few songs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843744

It was just an observation. Nothing good will come of it, though I guess that's pretty obvious. I don't see my post inciting drama, but I'm sure something will, in a few hours. That's how it always is...

We may as well refer to him as Voldemort at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843737
Why respond to such an old post? And obviously fabricated at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
Anubis, PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843734
I'm trying to find the song in the Seryu vs Sheele fight since the /a/ threads praised it in particular.

Except I can't find shit cap'n.

>Captcha Bulat

What in the fucking fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843713
Dragon Girl Esdese X Dragon Man Tatsumi when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843777
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843717
>>12843726
Don't worry, he's going back to waifu VNs to do a probably less edgy Esdese that can win properly.

http://www.minatocarnival.com/anekouji-sd/character-s.php

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843768

Man, I can't tell. I didn't look at it for more than a few seconds anyway.

Besides, three hours isn't even old to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843777
I'm going to mess you up if you plan on making that same post every time AkG pops up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843770
I'm not really that fussed about seeing an anubis with a collar. Obviously an anubis drawn by Luth would be perfect, but what I really want to see is an anubis wearing a bodystocking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843791
I just find this "Monster Girl offering a collar" image set that he's doing, and especially the expressions in each, to be so damn adorable. I'd love to see an Anubis done as such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843461
What are we going to do in the hay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843796
I don't blame you. The whole set so far is damn cute. Luth draws the most protectable smiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843782
>those eyes
A Nazi Lelouch/Chris hybrid? I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843505
Oi! She wants this, she needs to work for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843796
>Implying they're offering.

Normally when you're offering someone a gift, you don't clutch it tight to your own chest and look super-happy. That sort of look doesn't come about until after the gift has been given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843438
Now this, I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843807
What are you, a Himezumi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841713
>it was just a false sense of calmness
>your bed suddenly gets a shake
>you hear a thump
>and groans
>"Owww."
>you see fingers take hold of the side of your bed, and then the form that follows as it pulls itself from under your bed
>now you're awake
>you're more than damn awake
>actually this is like a freaking horror movie
>the figure pops in front of you, and your body can't help but react to it
>you snap up, and end up hitting the monster with your face
>it hurt, but as you recover from the shock, you notice something else
>most of your nose and your mouth area is covered in this sticky fluid substance
>and what's more, wherever it's touching feels like it's burning right through your skin
>a hot sensation is invading you right down to the bone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843631
The cold never bothered me anyways. I am Canadian!

I'd be a stay at home husband, Yuki-Onnas need someone to run their house when they're out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843726
somebody tell me that the manga is not going to have that kind of bullshit ending. please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843817
>but it's not bad
>as you touch your hand against where the fluid stuck, the skin feels magnificently sensitive
>the tingling and sensual pressure over the entire surface of such a little place was enough to send your mind to heaven
>but you needed more
>you needed to engulf yourself in it
>to release your entire being and completely surrender your essence so that you can mix and become one with this powerful force
>your breath becomes ragged and you slightly arch your back as you revel in this feral feeling
>seeking more, you look and notice the monster from before has positioned itself atop your legs
>you think that somehow you're hallucinating, because the monster looked like the most beautiful and enrapturing woman you could ever lay eyes on, encapsulated by the licentious luminescence of the moon
>all your cares are discarded
>"Um, you're awake? Sorry I-"
>you couldn't hold it back anymore
>you pounce on her and do more than just reverse the positions
>you're now mere inches away from her absolutely captivating and hypnotizing face which emanates security and longing at any angle
>now you're on top and you hold down both of her hands with your own, interlocking fingers
>and to make sure you're even more melded together, you hold both your hands, still interlocked, behind her back, resulting in her arching it a bit to make space
>your bodies get so much closer and your navels and chests are absolutely squeezed together with each other
>you can feel through the welcoming softness of her ripe breasts her heartbeat from your own
>and you feel waves of each rise and fall of her stomach as she makes many hurried breaths of thick and lewd air covering yours
>not wasting any time, you press your lips against hers, but as soon as you do, she thrusts her scolding hot tongue into your mouth, easily breaking and sliding through the crack of your needy lips
>sudden sensations of pleasure run from her tongue and body onto yours like electricity into water

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843827
Sorry but I ran out of juice again. I shouldn't have taken a nap because now I'm as motivated by my libido anymore. I need a boosto or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843815
No! I want a Manticore! Dangerous? Yes. Life threatening? Maybe. Worth it? Certainly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843834
>Ending it on such a high note
No! You can't just end it like that. It was just getting good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843837
You think a Manticore would go out of her way to kidnap a needy person such as yourself? She's better off with a one night stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843791
>>12843796

I asked him. It's like 15 for non-colored and 30 for colored. So if you really want it just go spend some of that xmas cash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843837
I read this in Nwabudike Morgan's voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843849
Really? That's really good actually. I've already put in a lot more to another artist for something of a Lich (Expect it in a week or two), but I've got enough to do that too if I can get a hold of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843787

Todd McFarlane's Lady Death pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843858
>More Lich
Aww yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843824
What would a Yuki-Onna need to do outside when she already has a husband?
>>12843849
That's actually pretty cheep, especially for that high quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>Not being kidnapped and living a manly rugged existence alongside a MG Waifu

I knew it, you're all nothing but Alps!

I'll get stolen away and tame her like a man, then I'm coming back to the city to tame the rest of you Alp's so I can start a harem!

I'll even build a little house on the outskirts of my manly cave home with all your precious amenities so I can fuck you and not have to hear your whining either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843683
How do you like them? Would you like to be a house husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843866

Mobius 1, you're drunk. RTB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843850
You have excellent taste Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843866
Sounds like a plan, can't wait to be a needy little Alp slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843866
>wanting to live in a dirty cave
Enjoy your dysentery and lice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843661
I tried pbworks, but unfortunately I am a luddite and cannot computer very well. The end result was a page that in no way resembled what I wanted it to. So I'm stuck with pastebin until I learn the fine art of not sucking at computers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843848
I'm not that needy.....am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843862
I don't know Anon. Have you ever seen a Yuki-Onna village?! I don't know what they do! Make a snowman?
Re-enact Frozen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843866
No Anon, you are the Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843867
Sure. What's not to love?
Stay home all day.
Don't pay bills
Some other third thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843871
Bitch do you see this insignia!?

It's mine, not yours, mine! Did you save entire nations? No! Were your skills evaluated to be comparable to an entire air squadron?! Fuck no!

Now get out of here before me and my *hic* Wyveryn Wife shoot you and your bitch ass harpy "waifu" down outs of the skah!

We'lls do it!

>>12843892
Shut your trap you Alp and pass me 'nother drink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843901
Would you massage her paws after she's had a long day at work?

Like she just shuffles in the house, drops into the couch, and to be nice you give her paws a good rub to help her relax?

Have dinner ready for a wonderful wife?

But then while serving it she drapes her arms around you from behind and whispers "I'd rather have you~"

And then you're milked right there on the kitchen floor as she strips her work clothes off, then proceeds to mount you and really let her stress out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843909
I wonder if his waifu is paranoid over him coming into contact with the milk woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843905
I'd be surprised if your wyveryn wife can shoot anything in between all the other dicks she's sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843811
At least in one of the pics the girls was offering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843921
NTRfag pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843909
I'd already turned off the oven in preparation for this Anon. She needs to unwind from a stressful day at work. I'm more than happy to help her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843930
Yeah, he's a 'manly man' and she's not going to go behind his back to get some better shota dick? Sometimes she just doesn't want to put up with his stupid huffing and puffing and acting all tough...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843905

Okay, that's enough, I'm reporting your misconduct to ISAF, Usean scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843929
>girls
girl*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843905
Vietnam is over soldier. You can move on now. Why don't we call your wife to pick you up, you are too drunk to drive home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843877
Stop.

Don't be the alp.
Or else I'll dick the alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843917
Never! I'd never cheat on her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843937
You do that man, you report my conduct like a pussy instead of figh...fitin me like a real man!

>>12843941
Lesh get out of here honey, you're still sober enough to fly us homes right?

Thatstsh good, maybe stop in at those bad threads with fun shtuff to see what's going on, where they appretiates gamsin prowess!

[Anonymous No.]

Someone just beat the Demon Lord.
You don't know who.
You Don't know how
You don't know why
but the Demon Lord and all the Lilims, Succubi, Old Ones, what have you are dead and now the entire monster society is in chaos because no new monster girls are going to be made and mana is now fluctuating and causing the remaining monsters to fall ill.
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843975
/v/ pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843976

blame obama

#thanksobama

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843976
Get eaten by my waifu when she turns back into a horrible monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843975

Sir I have nothing but respect for all that you have done for my country, but even so you're still a military man and I expect you to act like one.

I have no need to fight someone who allows himself of such prestige to reduce himself to such a pathetic state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843976
Demon Realms would still exist, and Lilims aren't the only MGs with the ability to corrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843975

Keep up that attitute and you'll be walking home with so many QAAMs shoved up your ass that Skyeye will be screaming missile warnings over the radio until dawn, you Usean fag.

BACK TO MONSTERGIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843979
But really though, you should go play DD: Dark Arisen.

I mean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843975
>fight you like a real man
1v1
You and me
Air jousting at mach 1

[Anonymous No.]

>Batgirl and her butler Alphred

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843976
Watch and see how it all pans out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843976

Use my Paladin powers to usher in a new age for humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843975
>Try not to trigger flashback
>Trigger flashback
>Everyone is now Viet Cong
>They're stealing your waifu
>Are you a bad enough dude to save her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844017
'course not. He shot himself in the foot to make it home early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843909
Hey Anon, do you have any more? Need my Manticore fix. Know any pastebins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844003
Stop talking about Dark Arisen for fucks sake.

Just to spite you I won't ever continue to play it.
However Mercedes is still best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844022
Bob writes a lot of manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844022
http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70229129/Manticore%20Fapfic

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844027
>Bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842628

>according to the world guide book, both husbandus and waifus slowly transform into each other's ideal physical form

So you're telling me that I'll lose all my heard earned sick gains and become chubby through MAMONO MANA without my consent just because my waifu wishes so? I don't know how to feel about this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844022
http://pastebin.com/d550Eev4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844039

hard earned*

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844033
God bless you Anon. God bless us, everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844042
God bless you too Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844025
>I won't ever continue to play it
>Continue
>Implies you already played it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844042

I want to tenderly murder you for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844072
Get over it you whiny faggot, I liked your story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844076

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844080
Swiggity swooty I want that booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844080
I want to ravage a frog-butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone want a story about an Alp? Thought of one last night. You may like it, you may hate it. Should I type it up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844099
Put it up on pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844099
Shoot. Let's see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

Frog girls super cute

>>12844099
Yes make alp story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844099
Only if it has teasing/bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844105
Should get around to doing that. When I do, I'll post the link. I get distracted too eas- ooooohhhh shiny!

[Anonymous No.]

Alright so I'm beginning to worry.

I had to go on a business trip to Japan,which cause me to miss two and half weeks of lifting.

While on the trip,I declined the exchange of phone numbers between this fox woman that had 4 tails,and I.

I told her that I was on a business trip,and I was not interested in Asians,let alone Alone Asian Monster Girls.

She started to make a scene after I told her,so I left.

A week or two later I began to get these phone calls from her.

She was still furious.

Now I get ten phone calls a day from her. Even after changing my phone number twice now, I still get the calls.

What should I do? It's not like she will travel to another country...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844066
Never said I didn't, god I'm bad at it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844126
>I was not interested in Asians,let alone Alone Asian Monster Girls
>Implying there's a difference between asians and whites in 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844126
>I'm not interested in Asians, let alone Alone Asian Monster Girls
Disregarding question. Into the incinerator it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844126
Anon, I wouldn't worry.

It's not like she's a creature of immense magical power who is going to track you down.

Tearing a hole in reality so she can drag you back to her home to become her husband.


She will probably just break down the door and carry you off that way.

Either way, enjoy your fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844126
>I was not interested in Asians,let alone Alone Asian Monster Girls.
Monster! You don't belong in this world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843976
Take advantage and seize control of a the near by town. Then expand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843866
Mai waifu an Anubis.

She'll make me do all physical labour needed throughout our lives, while she "Supervises".

This is the way of things. And I am happy with that. I need the exercise anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Oh wow, do human males really want to do that to us mermaids?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843686
Still waiting Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monstergirls show interest in series that are primarily centered around human vs. human conflicts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844163
Fish pussy a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844115
Alright, here's a rough outline

>At a party with your friends, sitting on a couch with your best friend, Jimmy
>He's a small guy, with a lithe and girly figure. Growing up he was teased about it
>So he and you went to martial arts classes together as kids. Both your parents wanted you to be able to defend yourselves.
>You guys are both pretty wasted, it's 3 am and all the girl, monster and human, have already hooked up with someone.
>"Well Jimmy, this turned out to be a bust."
>"Yeah Anon, it really did. Only we can repulse monster girls."
>"Hah! No Jimmy, only you can! They just can't get enough of my beautiful mug."
>"You mug's the reason we don't get any! But...." He starts blushing and leans closer to you face. "You are very beautiful, uh, you know."
>You're too drunk to really care about him being this close to you. "Damn right, it is. Still, too bad we didn't get any action tonight. Not even a kiss! "
>His blush deepens. "Uh, yeah Anon, this may be crazy, but why don't we...." He awkwardly rubs the back of his head.
>"Yeah, what is it-" You're cut off by him wrapping his arms around you shoulders and kissing you.
>It's a quick and drunken kiss, but you remember it well
>Next day you two forget about it, blaming it all on the alcohol
>Except the next time you see Jimmy he's changed.

First Part
Don't worry Anons, he is going to be a she very soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844142
Well I hope not because after 3 years of going to the gym each and every day,nobody is going to get between me and my natty precious Gains.

The only person who I lift for is my self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844175
I don't doubt that the warrior cultured ones and the hero lovers would.

It would probably horrify a good majority of them though.

Hell, the meat grinder that was WW1 would probably bring a holstaurus to tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844175
Only if there's a lot of sweaty bulges in pants clearly visible on the screen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844181

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844163
That and so much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844181
Nice, this makes me want to work on mine (which hasn't even started yet due to my current writing.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843827
OK so I'm continuing on a whim.

>her tongue kept on rolling and swirling inside your mouth, attempting to cover all of it with herself
>it was reaching deep down into you, and it felt like her internal fluids were soaking into yours, saturating your whole oral cavity
>you felt like you were melting into each other
>hard moans by both of you were muffled by your wet contact
>still, you weren't satisfied
>you needed more
>your dick had been engorged by her passion for a while now, and was on the brink of exploding
>since you sleep naked, you could freely rub your entire raw length on her abdomen, but you started to thrust further and now the folds of her navel pressing against yours acted as a tense sleeve for your cock
>your precum combines with the sweat of your bodies to make a sticky and sensitive passage squeezing your bulging member
>you increase the pressure by tightening the hold on both your hands behind her back, creating an intense embrace as if attempting to force her body into yours
>urging for release, your dick is rock solid while being ground against by your makeshift onahole
>you practically pancake her springy breasts against your chest, and with every thrust you feel her stiff nipples rub on yours
>her saliva begins spilling out and covering your faces and upper bodies as her eyes are rolled back and your tongues are flailing and sliding across each other in primal urge
>all the while your bodies are uncontrollably twitching and shuddering in the insanely pleasurable pool of sexual fluids that have diffused right into your bodily tissues
>your pace and deadening hold get a sudden boost as you near the climax with blinding intensity
>you suck hard on her tongue and lips, maximizing the mind numbing electrical pleasure running through the wet connection, which almost pries through to your brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844186
what if you find out your waifu is the gains goblin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844181
But all Alps must start with a dick between their legs......that's theirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844175
Probably.

>That feel when your waifu sympathizes with the same faction than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844195
Continue. Please. Dear god

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844196

Does she cheat with magic or with other means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844195

>you make one final thrust with extreme power going into the release, while your dick is completely soaked by her folds and body fluids
>you moan and scream loudly into each other as her pleasure and yours combine to near unconsciousness
>gobs and gobs of semen burst satisfyingly from your penis onto both your stomach and chests, spilling over her breasts and body, and reaching her neck
>your grip is loosened as both of you are shaking in warm, sticky ecstasy with glossed over eyes
>as both of you come down from your orgasm which felt like it was shared, you topple to the side, letting go of one of her hands
>now you're calmed down slightly and can try to think about what just happened
>but as you look over to your partner, she rolls over onto her side to face you
>her free hand reaches over to caress your cheek
>she inches closer and brings you in for more electric kissing
>while she's familiarly wrapping her tongue around yours, she moves her body over to wrap her arms and legs around your right arm and leg, pressing her breasts and everything back into you
>through her ragged breath and occupied tongue, she manages to voice something to you
>"Haaa- Ieee ravvu yooo-"
>your urge to procreate and impregnate her suddenly increases and your libido is at maximum again

I guess I'm done with part one of three now. I may never get to those other parts, which, following MGE canon, should be even more mind-breaking and hopefully cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844163
Fertilize! Fertilize! Fertilize!
>>12844175
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844175
Goddamn, does that picture do a good job of showing how beefy zakus are. Calling it a walking tank doesn't do it justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843917
"Y-yes right there. Thank you..."
"You're a pretty Holst aren't you? Do you want to stay for tea maybe?"
"My wife won't be home for another 3 hours."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844209
Really though. You should see it in VR. Anyone got an MMD model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844209
I wish I had some of Hidetaka Tenjins illustrations on me, bu here's a Zaku as drawn by a guy who also draws monstergirls, you should recognize his style quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844231
It's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844216
God damn I want to fuck the Milk Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844231
Why are Zeon suits so tacticool and majestic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844239
Damn straight it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844247
All the single house husbands on the street do.

They get together and gush about how forward and charming she is. Such firm breasts and a kind smile.

~sigh~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844181
>soon
Waiting is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844247
All the house husbands on the street do.

They get together and gush about how forward and charming she is. Such firm breasts and a kind smile.

~sigh~

[Anonymous No.]

>"Now class, it is time for male human anatomy, an area I am quite the expert at!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844253
>>12844257
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844249
>We will never see a loli MGE Cyclops dressed in a handmade Zudah or Monoeye Gundam outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844261
I would be at the back of the class, snickering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844257
Cut it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844263
>getting assravaged at your husbando liking a better woman than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844181
Next Part

>It's been a week since the party, you and Jimmy laughed it off.
>Life went back to normal. You two played games, watch movies, ate shitty junk food, and lamented the lack of women in your lives
>Today both of you went to the local gym to work out, but mostly to use the steam room
>Sitting in the steam room in nothing but an ill fitting towel.
>Jimmy walks into the room with his towel over his shoulder. He looks skinnier than usual, hair is longer, lips fuller, hips curvier, and his butt rounder-
>You shake those thoughts from you head. Jimmy's been your friend since grade school, he's not a chick
>"Deciding to go all natural Jimmy?" You ask, trying to distract yourself from your thoughts.
>"Hehe, yep. Why hide this fantastic body from to world?" He places a foot on the bench and dramatically poses
"Yeah, a real Olympian, now get your cock away from my face and sit the fuck down."
>he drops his towel on the bench and takes a seat beside you
>You both enjoy the warmth of the room, sweat pouring down your body
>Jimmy begins glancing over at your crotch, when you notice him he averts his eyes
>this continues for ten minutes before you ask him. "Something catch your eye?" You tease him
>"Uh yeah, why are you, wearing your towel. It must be uncomfortable, so you....just, uh take it off."
"Haha! What, you want to see my cock?" You nudge him with you shoulder. "You gay or something?"
>"No! Yes! Maybe!" He quickly shouts. "I wanted to.... compare them! Like when we were younger."
>For what ever reason you feel like indulging in his odd request.
>You unwrap your towel, tossing it on the floor. Sitting back down you spread you legs out to give him a full view.
>"There you go you faggot. Jealous yet?"
>Your best friend reacts in a way you never expect
>He feel to his knees in front of you and grabbed your cock.

To be continued

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844264
>You will never see a CC blond Kitsune pilot the Sinanju or the Sazabi

[Anonymous No.]

When a male moves to MGC on average how long is he single for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844278
About as long as his pepper spray lasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844278
Until he is proactively dated by the first monster girl he meets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844278
A month, maybe two, especially if you're in the heart of the madness. Half a year roughly the longest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844278
All joke answers aside it depends on the quality of the district, etc. Average time for non-MGC detroit is roughly 6 months.

MGC detroit has about twelve seconds to marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844278
Do you count rapes as a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844273
>You will never see an eccentric Plantgirl pilot a Hamma-Hamma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844272
>For whatever reason
Yeah, "reasons."

I'm looking forward to the next part, faggot. You better get on it quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844294
I am sure some of the girls do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844288
>>12844289

What if you're a shut-in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844272
God I want an alp friend to help keep me from being proactively dated.

Maybe dick her if she has a tearful confession

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844289
Pretty much this. Some parts of MGC are fairly free of the more aggressive Monster Girls.

Upper class suburbs where the only Monster Girls you might see are Elves, Cat Girl maids and Holstaurus Milk Delivery Women.

Where on the other hand, if you go to the wrong side of town and decide to have a drink at bars with names like "The Screaming Shota" or "The Snake Pit". You're in for a ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844297
>you'll never see an Alp pilot the Zeta Gundam
Get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844303
>maybe
>not with the intensity of a thousand suns, especially with a tearful confession

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844302
That door won't hold out forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844042
>maticore kidnaps shota
>torture and abuse him for years leaving deep scars all over his body
>his kidnapping kills his parents
>"hurr durr i wuv you, i abused you for years and basically killed your parents cuz i wuv you. So now I'm going to guilt-trip you into taking care of my rape baby, who is entirely your fault"
Ok, that made me made as fuck.
This is some serious 3DPD logic here

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844305
>"The Snake Pit"
That's a really long ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844302
Then you're on the long end of time. Depending how shut in that could range from six months to about a year, longer if you're particularly tidy and don't pick up a kikimora.

>>12844308
come now, it's not that bad. Most of the more aggressive MGs don't want to live in cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844306
KAMILE'S A MAN'S NAME! AND HE'S A MAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844302
I am curious on this one as well. If they can't find you I think you would be safe. Should be. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844307
Well I wouldn't want to be too forceful with her, I'd like to make her first time special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844318
You can be gently kiss with the intensity of a thousand suns too, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844305
So avoid all Black and Hispanic neighbourhoods? Hahah! Being a white Canadian keeps getting better and better! National health care and no minorities! (Sarcasm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844316
But Anon, that's where you're wrong
Kamille's a girls name

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844313
I wish somebody cared about me that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844316
>But you're clearly a girl.
>I'm a man! My name is Kamille, that proves it!
>You've got breasts. Don't tell me getting Bright slapped got you so hot and bothered you-
>WAAAHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844314
It's where Lamia and Snake lovers go to meet.

There's also the 'Snake Pit Challenge' where you try to stay conscious for at least 1 hour in a pit full of incredibly horny Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844318
This gentleman understands where I'm taking the story!
She's not some monster whore off the street. She's your best friend in her time of need!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844325
>the 'Snake Pit Challenge' where you try to stay conscious for at least 1 hour in a pit full of incredibly horny Lamia.

i'd take up that challenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844319
I'd rather let it be slow at first, then plow her into a twitching blob of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844325
>>12844327
I don't think I'd do that. My waifu has my full attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844302
You'll probably last until the Red Moon. Where even the most refined Monster Girls will break into homes, looking for men to mate with.

Unless you left your home to go to a hardware store to get stuff to barricade your home. Then who knows, you might be left alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844325
Do they hold responsibility over potential stalkers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844328
Exactly, but you do everything with very exact attention and passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844326
>She's not some monster whore off the street. She's your best monster whore friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844327
Why not? The real question is what happens if you lose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844339
Paladin pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844342
>I hope Paladin-senpai notices me today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844340
the way i see it i'm winning either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844340
You get mindbroken and become the communal dildo, forever chained in the pit for their dirty uses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844327
I guess I should tell you that if you lose the Snake Pit Challenge, you have to work as a 'Pit Boy' for a minimum of one week. Where you'll care for the needs of the Snake Pit Lamia.

This'll consist of massages, being a dakimura at night, or having sex if they aren't taking part in a challenge anytime soon. Just to name a few.

It's hidden in the waiver you sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844354
So what >>12844352 said?

>>12844355
This just sounds like a reward for losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844350
>not taking him in the middle of his room with his family watching

Why is she so shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844342
Don't you see? It's it's another monster charade to incite an innocent human man into accepting their filthy, sinful, inhuman embrace.
Monsters are not your friends, they are the enemy! Repent and start a wholesome relationship with a human girl right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844361
There are some strange people who intentionally lose the challenge.

They're regulars and are often the best customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844272
Working on next part
Difficult writing sex
Always comes out too corny or clichéd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844362
>not making him want to take her out of his own volition in the middle of his room with his family watching

Why are you such an amateur?

[Anonymous No.]

Dick Move #103 in Monster Girl City.

Surprise a friend, with Ophidiophobia, by signing up for the Snake Pit Challenge at The Snake Pit with his signature and other personal details.

Watch as he struggles between the decision to face his fears or break the contract/waiver and get chased down by Lamia gangsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844355
This brings up an interesting idea- I'd bet lamia species masseuses make tons if they play their cards right.

Imagine one who became the personal masseuse for a Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844376
He's a paladin, it's better to just take him now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844382
I'm very sure if you explain you have a extreme fear of snakes, they'd understand and let you off the hook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844366
Human girls just want to compete with MGs, don't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844383
There's good money to be made in sensual, heated oil massages and shed skin peels.

And it's not as dangerous as being a pizza delivery man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844382
Aren't Lamias very possessive creatures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844387
Admitting that would only turn them on. Scared men are cute to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any thing really wrong with becoming an incubus? Do you gain any sort of magic or increased strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844394
There's a difference between scared and hysterical and unable to be aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

Forgot all of you, I'm going to the rodeo at Milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844388
That made me mad. Good job, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844394
I think it's less 'scared' and more 'desperate screaming, hysterical panic' where you're likely to get a knife to the face as he loses all his rational trains of thought.

>>12844400
Well, there's the whole 'your mind is changed against your will' thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844402
Nothing some aphrodisiac venom won't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844392
They like to share. Generally speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844406
hope your pelvis can take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844388
>You will never have a female friend who was raised in an order household.

>She will never preach to you each day about the taint of monsters and their ill will towards men.

>In highschool she will never get into to trouble for getting into fight with other girls because she is "Protecting you."

>Her devotion and fervor will never become so great that she is gifted with ascension one day, become a Valkyrie who watches over and protects the few remaining order soldiers (who are now glorified pest control)

>This will seperate her from you for the first time in years and although you will be ok with it, as you saw her more as a sister than a girl friend, it will never take its toll on her as she constantly frets about how worried she is about you, constantly having nightmares over how you are probably being abused by monsters even now.

>One day you will never awaken to her breaking through the walls of your house, pure wight wings turning black as she abandonds her duties to continuing being your protector and, eventually, wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844382
If someone did this to me I'd murder him. This is a horrible thing to do. He has completely fucked me over. I call my entire family, tell them what's happening and run out of town as fast as possible. We then plan our revenge and the whole thing breaks down into family blood feuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844406
Want to swing by Porkers later for some BBQ?

First sproink is on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844412
Okay, so now you're aroused in a screaming violent panic. Someone's getting their eyes clawed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844412
>raping a man who's having a panic attack and sobbing like a child.

Are monsters so cruel as to do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844420
Good luck doing that while wrapped in several hundred pounds if muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843849

Alright faggots, I'ma do a few because holidays and shit and you all are the only faggots I have.

Which do you want to see the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844410
Beside that, I mean can you willingly become one? Not against your will, you mind is altered, and your aware the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844426
Your own eyes then, or biting off your own tongue in a frenzy of terror.

You're really underestimating the level of fear that comes with 'extreme phobia'.

>>12844430
You probably could. I doubt it's impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844419
I hear it is a family friendly establishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844421
God I hope not! When they rape the man usually forced to like it, but if he was uncontrollably sobbing and fighting them and begging for him momma...... yeah should be a mood killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844431
Ohecose, you're that guy. Never mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844417
Valkyries are best MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844428
You're too kind. I'll say anubis, but if people want something else, then I'll be happy with that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844437
... what?

What guy am i?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844415
With all that milk, how could it not?
>>12844419
Well if its on you how could I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844436
>monster gets turned off and leaves
>man crawls into an ally
>curls into a ball and cries
>leaves after looking to see if she's gone acting like nothing happened

It's a perfect way not to get raped, but the only price is a bit of your dignity

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844432
It is, just curvy P'Orc girls in tight t-shirts delivering you plates of all the meat you can eat.

But if you want to order from the 'special menu' you pull one of their curly tails and they'll move you to a more private seating area. Where you can feast and drink beer, with your arms around Buxom P'orc girls wearing nothing but loincloths.

There, almost anything goes, and you wake up the next morning in a pile of P'Orc girl wenches. Just like in Medieval times.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone fail to notice the Yandere Maid Cafe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844446
It's better than losing all of my dignity. I'm saving the majority of it for my waifu to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844446
You lose that if you are raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844446
And also a panic attack.
Really, not very fun. Probably better off just being raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844448
More to add to my P'Orc collection...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844169
I know you're probably still waiting, but I'll post more tomorrow night.

Still working on it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844448
I'd rather go around in a homeland full of P'Orcs molesting the lot of them and gaining a wide variety of P'Orc wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844467
That was fun discussion last night.

I'm playing it as we speak

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844474
Me too, got teamed up on by one shield guy and two archer captains recently.

God damn that pinning arrow is so useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844477
I'd pin some P'Orcs with my arrow if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844456
Yessir, just like the Barbarian Kings of old.

They'd roam the wilderness, the fringes of the kingdom, besting P'Orc chieftains in one on one combat, steadily building an army. Hundreds have tried, only to end up losing and becoming their slaves, but every now and then a particularly ambitious warrior will end up with thousands of P'Orc Girls under his banner.

They'd hit villages. Raiding them for riches, food and men. The captured men would fight for their worth. Victory in a series of trials might mean a place by the chieftain's side and his pick of P'Orc wenches. Otherwise the roles would be reversed. Either way helps to continue adding additions to the P'Orc horde.

Truly a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844417
Truly ladyknighs are the best. They just want to keep you safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844485
As in, THIS P'Orc collection...
Write more before I take your lunch money, Fallopian Tubes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844482
I'd rather gain intelligence on other P'Orc captains by pleasure torturing one until she tells me everything

I wonder if Delsin's monster girl counterpart would be a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844492
Of course they do.

They don't want you to be locked up by Shirobehi or with a failed liver because of an oni.

But she can't leave you with those other human girls.

THEY can be corrupted....not like her....no....NEVER like her.....

SHE can keep you safe....keep you PURE...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844498
>you will never have a paladin girl masturbate outside your window to the thought of keeping those SLUTS away from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844492
>Truly corruted ladyknighs in denial are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844498
I love you for giving me a fear boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844496
God damn I want a P'Orc harem.

Maybe throw in a Kiki or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844501
At least her "juices" should keep other girls away...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844496
Imagine returning successfully from a raid, alongside the P'Orc Girls.

The village was weak, the guards barely put up a fight, plenty of gold to add to your coffers. Crops and farm animals to add to the stores.

You return triumphant. The Barbarian King, a grizzled old man, 7 foot tall covered in muscle with an eye-missing. He greets you with heartily, clearly in a good mood and knocking the wind out of you with a slap on the back.

You go to your tent, to find no less than 6 young P'Orc women. Their curves have peaked into a perfect hourglass shape, wearing just simple fur undergarments.

They're virgins, sent to your tent to break in.

You draw the entrance to your tent closed. Grab a flagon of ale and throw yourself at them letting out a booming laugh.

The P'Orc Girls shriek as you tackle them to your generously sized bed. All that pent up lust from travelling and brutal melee combat has peaked. You grab handfuls of healthy P'Orc flesh and get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844538
>They're virgins, sent to your tent to break in.
I get back to even more work? Fuck this raiding barbarian stuff, should have been a farmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844547
The Barbarian King could always be a bro and send some virgins to his shota nephew as honorary "big sisters."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843247
Just go and talk about monster girls of some sort. If you don't talk about monster girls then they won't be talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844547
The life of a Barbarian is about feasting, fighting and fucking P'Orc girls, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843183
>>A Mantis will never be your Karate Bugwoman
Too late asshole mine already was, lmao
no fear, no pain, except for that one time where I accidentally made her cry

[Anonymous No.]

...

apop #1

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
No, but canon tho..

Nice coloring job by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
HNNNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844572
How did you make her cry, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
Apophis-chan is amazing! She's truly the cutest girl in school!

Kyaa~ I said it out loud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
Typical lying grape snake.
And I love her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
If it's cold enough for a hoodie then it's cold enough for her to put on some pants instead of a freezing cold skirt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
Wonderful job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844587
By asking her to teach me to be better at martial arts.
She was fine with me trying to attack her, but the idea of attacking me made her cry. Obviously that was no good so I just said we'd find another way to make me a better ninja instead.

In the end we wound up having a threesome with an Ignis. So that was a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
Heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
>using loen glowy lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844592
>Lamia
>Pants

The best she could do is wear some kind of Tail Sock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
I want to throw water on her hoodie and lock her inside a freezer for an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844610
I really want to see a wurm trying to put on a pair of pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844617
Why is she looking down?

Is she about to V the shota?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844619
I remember that episode of 'My Life as a Teenage Apophis'.

In the end the bully just wanted her to notice him. It was adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844623
Or she tackled her vict- prospective husband to the ground / onto the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844625
>watching MGC certified TV

Paladin TV is miles better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844623
Damn straight she'll make him hers, and then she's gonna keep him with her, forever and ever and ever...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582

>"As the goddess of love, they are the best lamias--if not the best monster girls of all--when it comes to sex."

>"They are able to seduce the man of their affections without fail, locking them in their embrace soon after."

>"Men love the feel of an Apophis's smooth tail wrapped around his body, and her vagina, as fitting of a goddess of love, is known to make any man instantly fall for her. Even after one act of coupling, he will beg for her to take him back to her lair with her."

>"Any man whom undergoes this fate is guaranteed to live a long, happy life with such a woman."

"Yeah...That'll do it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841289
>>12841304
Bless you Anon and your project

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844625
Monster Girl TV had best be more entertaining than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844630
>No anti-pharaoh bias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12841566
HO BUDDY

More terrible things than that are happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844628
The Adventures of Sir Righteous and his Tsundere Angel Sidekick is pretty good.

But the rest of the channel is lame Anti-MG propaganda, 'Join the Church' advertisements and sex safety videos.

"Make sure your squire has his helmet equipped." Ha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844635
Well duh, of course not. She does that on the Pharaoh's own page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844634
Probably would be, with all the sex, action and violence you could dream of.

The MG Billy Nye would be great because it Wouldn't change at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844630
But I already thought all that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844640
The Pharaoh adds her own paragraph. About how Pharaohs are far better than some slutty purple snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844639
>Make sure your squire has his codpiece equipped.
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844646
Well...I wrote it down, so

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844650
What am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844656
Someone being a dick at a fast-food joint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844650
I never got that. chuckled at the large green d though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844658
Hm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844649
They're bustier, purple Shirohebi with black sclera. What's not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

REMOVE GRAPESNAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844665
I want to get love, drugged and bitten by an apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844673
I'd remove all her worries and loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844660
>>12844656
>>12844658
>>12844662
The joke is "Laska servicing 6 dicks at once".
The green dick is Mara from SMT.

[Anonymous No.]

Dat Laska butt tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844175

I want to show a monster girl a Shin Megami Tensei game or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844674
I want her to shotafy me, and ride me repeatedly while making me drink her special breast milk.
>>12844699
What a waste of a fine ass on a shitty character. .less could've put a generic Werecat in that picture and it would've been more notable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844699
I like the one picture with the fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844175
>>12844703
>tfw you and your waifu argue for hours over the fact that given a lack of 'third option ending,' one of you would side with Law and the other with Chaos
>Before eventually agreeing to disagree, as well as agreeing that third option is best ending anyway
>And then having passionate makeup sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844610
First filename anon.

Also that sock thing exists in a way actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844673
Remove Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, some tanuki dope constantly taking my son's lunch money. Should I tell that to their yuki-onna teacher or acquaint him with a nice & fit ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844715
Fuck no. Her opinion is not just wrong, it's also shit. This relationship is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844592
>farmer Holst
Wasn't there some talk about some story about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844719
That is going to take forever to remove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844725
No, no, you see, in this situation, both of you are arguing over which is better, Law or Chaos. Not over whether or not this conflict would even be a thing in the first place.

Although, if you still think her opinion is shit, I mean...you're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A67YpUs6sQ

I like that last part my main man crayon.

I have a lot of main mans and you're definitely one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844723
Ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844582
>>12844630

I wonder what MG would be the most offended by their entry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844734
Especially since she'll make you take it off with your teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844752
matango

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844756
>Onii-chan, I run track!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844746
Sharing a bed with a snoring, odorous Ogre Girl is kind of appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844752
Jabberwock

>"Excuse me? What is this garbage!?"

"it's even more certain if you expose your penis and shove it in their face, pushing your desire on them"

>"You're writing this like we're all some breed of slutty ganguro girls!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844764
>kind of
No, it's extremely appealing. We need a story about a guy who wakes up married to an Ogre or an Oni with no recollection of how that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844766
Your penis needs the vorpal enchantment in order for it to work. Any regular penis will simply not do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844766
It would be more convincing if she could quit fondling the guy she's complaining to about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844769
One Wild Night in Monster Girl City.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844766
>Slutty Ganugro Girl Jabberwock

You have both my minds at attention.

One is a bit more alert than the other though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844766
>Tells this to the Wandering Scholar and his Leanan Sidhe Waifu
>"But miss, we just saw you on your knees getting splattered with cum while that Mad Hatter splashed tea on everyone."
>"And a couple spots on your body got discolored into those Heart Marks."
>"T-That doesn't prove anything!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844766
"Oh, so then if I were to drop my pants like this you wouldn't react?"
>"O-of course... not..."
"And if I spun it in a circle like thiiiiiis it wouldn't turn you on like crazy?"
>Panting intensifies
>The profile writer gets taken through the floor
>Information confirmed
Great job, jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844780
>Hirame
Oh god Anon please, I was just gaining back control of my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844787
>Jabberwock
>Watching a guy perform the helicopter dick
>[Panting Intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844801
>>[Panting Intensifies]
Fuck, I literally wrote the exact same thing you did without looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844801
When I was in the army, two guys put on some dubsteb, took off their clothes and started doing that face to face. This image will never leave me. Please don't bring up such triggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844787
"So, you wouldn't react, AT ALL, if I were to shove my dick in your face."
>"O-Ofcourse not! Not all Mamono are sluts, you know. That bio is just a load of barnacles!"
"I see."
>"Y-Yeah."
"So, as you can clearly see, via the tent in my pants, I took some Viagra."
>"Y-Yeah..."
"And it seems that, for some strange reason, you're having trouble with eye contact. I mean, unless your eyes can't look up or something."
>[Heavy Breathing Intensifies]
"Honey, you're drooling."

[Anonymous No.]

Dude, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844719
>>12844719
>>12844734
The sock is stupid, it would interfere with moving or just come off/rip

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844813
I hope you're misusing the term army and this was actually in the navy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844813
See >>12844819

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844824
No, it was the army. Not the navy. The military police.
>>12844826
Exactly what I said. There was no rhyme or reason behind it, it was completely spontaneous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844790
>tfw lack of KLK doujin content
>But the stuff that's there is TOP FUCKING PERCENTAGE

The only real tragedy is lack of best mom and insane daughter.

How bad is the dub anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844842
>Spoiler
There's a dub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844845
Yes. And David Vincent is Senketsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLhE2EhuoZ8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844850
>That Gamagoori voice at the beginning
We're done here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844837
Gayyyy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844746
>Sleeping on your own hair
How? It's too uncomfortable for me, I've gotta flick my hair up behind me, or out to a side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844856
How was it gay anon? There was no sexual attraction involved. Just two hairy men jumping up and down to dubstep as they gyrated their hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844863
No alping unless you want to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844868
Did you think it was a coinky-dinky Alpanon's avatarfagging avatar has a military police band?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844876
It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844876
No, I refuse to believe this. Alp's way too whiny to be a MP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844887
270 mornings anon. And you better believe there were whinier people there than me. Nobody likes being in the army. Unless they're like, psychopaths or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844887
Have you actually seen Parliament in session? I think he's just fine

[Anonymous No.]

>Let's see what these monster girl threads are like
>May as well start from the bottom...

I've made a terrible mistake, I'll just be leaving now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844905
Why would you even post if you're leaving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844905
Don't go, there's plenty of good stuff here too! Like strumpets and harlots!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844371
Godspeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844905
This is nothing, you yellow-bellied wuss.
come and join us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844922
Don't give them a cookie.

Sabbath cookies would probably be the shittiest cookies on earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844850
I honestly thought it was alright.
Except for that bit at the start.
>PIGS!
My ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844908
>>12844909
Oh no, I meant to the top of the thread.

Whatever I walked into near the current bottom of this thread is too much.

Much too much. I'm sure the top areas are a lot more sane.

And judging by the post time a lot more Christmasy probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844935
Don't be a wuss, and delete that gif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844939
Gotta get that shitposting in broski

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844935
These threads always go to weird places when we're about to fall off the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844943
Nyet, Little Ensign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844939
Page 10 and 100+ pictures left

We're fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844950
Is it time for image dumping again? First for our succubi overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844954
I hate Succubi.

Smug motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844954
>9th in line
>48 images to go
Sure whatevs let's go

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844975
>smug
T-that's too cruel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844978
I want to poke the ear fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844975
>Smug
And rightfully so! Look at what she can do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844950
Oh derp, I read the posters not the images

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844978
Nigga, It'll take another day for this thread to die. don't waste images for the sake of wasting images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844987
>Flatcubus
>Rightfully smug
Naw.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an ushi oni roomate. Just so we can drink and play video games together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844996
>Succubutt
>tits mattering
No anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844998
size matters anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844997
Would you ask her to moo for you as sexual roleplaying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844998
Well, I mean technically I'd get raped and midnbroken either way, but if I'm going to be raped and mindbroken I'd rather it be by something that didn't look like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844984
Being cute won't throw me off!

The minute she gets a dick she'll be smugger than a Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844997
I'd rather have a P'Orc roommate to play vidya with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845016
>BOOM! HEADSHOT! BOOM! HEADSHOT! OINK!
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845016
I wonder if they would make special controllers for girls with odd shaped appendages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845016
"Play vidya with," right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845026
What are you implying anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845026
I'd play Rapelay with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845029
I am implying that you would partake in all the pleasures her soft shapely body could offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845035
Oh the delightful torments I would inflict upon a P'Orc!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845035
Well of course I would do that too anon.

But on off days when I'd feel like just hanging with her I'd like to play some games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845054
>you let your Living Doll watch movies when you were out
>You come home and she's got red spirals painted onto her cheeks and crimson red lipstick
>"Do you want to play a game?"
>She gets into ventriloquism
>Just stands there speaking normally
>thinks she's an A grade ventriloquist

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845067
No anon, no. Not the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845067
>she's got red spirals painted onto her cheeks and crimson red lipstick
This is too cute for my waifu, I'm imagining this as my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845115
>not having a waifu in touch with her inner child
I bet she never wants to play and pretend in the bedroom, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845117
I just can't imagine a non-loli doing that, I'm sorry. A big girl with make-believe makeup isn't cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845117
Sundowner pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845125
>A big girl with make-believe makeup isn't cute.
Jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845115
>Your daughteru comes to you, looking like Jigsaw
>"Daddy. You wanna play a game?"
>She has a grin on her face
>"It's called Sin and Punishment."
>Everybody thinks she's just being creepy.
>tfw nobody knows that she just wants someone to play an obscure N64 classic with

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844978

Truly, the best semen demon there ever was. By the time I'm done with her, she may never walk right again... which is actually kind of messed up. Fuck.

Whatever, foxes are magic. She can take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845135
SHE can take it, but can you, boya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845135
>she may never walk right again
You should treat the elderly with care, anon. She might have osteoporosis, so don't ram your hips into hers like an animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845143
I wonder how high the sex drive is for an elderly MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845140

That's what I'm eager to find out. It's more exciting this way.

>>12845143

Then maybe she should drink more milk. Like mine. From my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845148
I, too, would irrumate the granny all night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845147
>how high
They grow lecherous in old age.
>>12845148
>more exciting this way
Such twisted tastes you have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845135
Granny fox a shit.

Why would you fuck an old hag like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845115
I've never been able to successfully conceptualise an adult living doll. They're all around 8-12 in my mind. Perfect daughteru material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845154
>Hey kid, wanna play a game with granny?
>It's called how many times can you cum in a minute

>>12845163
Granny fox a best.
>dat sinful body
>dat smug confidence in her sexual prowess
Just imagine doggy styling her as her big titties slap against each other.
>Ara ara~ Are you trying to hit my G-spot, boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845172
WARPED PREFERENCES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845163

She does all the right things for me in all the right places. She's uniquely attractive as far as (much) older women go, for me.

>>12845154

You want twisted? You haven't seen anything yet. I'll princess carry her, and make her feel young again with copious amounts of my semen. I wouldn't be adverse to marrying her, either. Personalities of older women tend to suit me just fine, and I do enjoy foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845178
>marrying her
You gonna get some freshly baked pies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845177
Where's the sequel where the guy fucks her, her daughter, and granddaughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845177
My preferences are extremely warped if she's involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845177
>hot young kitsune getting NTR'd by her grandma
I don't even have a face for this.

[Anonymous No.]

You're at work, or at home, wherever you are during the day. You get a frantic call from your waifu, and she sounds panicked and upset. You don't know what's wrong, but she's going home early from work and needs your support. You of course get the rest of the day off because your boss is a bro, and arrive home to find out what happened.
Some Sabbath radical dirty bombed her workplace with lolification potion. Every woman there became lolis, and reversing it is nigh impossible without knowing the recipe for the potion.
How do you take it, and what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845188
I call up the Temple of Hathor and ask them for help. Soon enough there'll be Holstauruses with blessed milk, breastfeeding lolis who will grow up before my very eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845188
>she sounds panicked and upset.
But she doesn't sound like a little girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845188
Fuck my newly loli waifu senseless.
Seriously, she'd be dripping cum from every hole including her nose onto the bed once I was done. I'd take out all my frustration at never doing loli x shota with her when we were little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845188
Freak out a bit before taking a deep breath and asking if she or any of the other workers saw who did it.

If they don't know, take her to a local Sabbath church to see if they can help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845193
Oh hello, Mr. Penis how are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845195
Well, it was a dirty bomb so no.
And I forgot to factor that in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845186
Let me help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845188
Take her to a less radical member of the Sabbath and politely ask her to change my waifu back to normal.
And if she refuses, repeatedly introduce her to my friend, Mr. Folding Chair and his lovely wife Mrs. 2x4 until she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845188
>Now honey, listen, I know you're probably very upset at this sudden change...
>No one likes having something forced on them like this...
>But well, how do I put this...I wasn't exactly joking that time I "Joked" about us visiting the local Branch...

And also this. >>12845197
You mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Look, you had one simple task, go down and disrupt the temple and pick up the documents from the office....
Not get cookies and milk from the temple and then loli the office....On the bright side, everyone is blaming those annoying Baphs"

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up from a nap to find a police elf in your room.

problem 1 shes not a dark elf.
problem 2 shes sober.


How bad can this be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845237
So I was finally caught, huh? Oh well. I had a good run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845237
Well, I don't take naps because I never actually fall asleep during them so I assume that someone has drugged me and hope it isn't the officer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845237
I pretend to be half asleep and grab her like a plushie and cuddle her all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845237
So this is how I lose my virginity huh? Eh, could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845242
EIther there or Big Steve after she throws you in jail

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844926
Shotafication cookies are a real thing that is referenced in the worldbooks. Queen of Hearts likes making them especially, iirc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845248
They aren't permanent though, fortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845247
Given my only possible crime would be "Being a virgin in MGC" and the fact that it looks like her panties are dropped, I think it's more likely that It's going to be her that does the raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845237
That uniform is from the special division, mages and the sort.
I surrender to her after I pull her in for a hug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845253
>"Being a virgin in MGC"
That's a very serious offence, Anon. You're going to get a biiig~ fine, but luckily you can pay it off in installments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845256
Would you let me go if I said I was trying to find a nice monstergirl to date?
If not, would you at least suggest a good painkiller for my pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845260
She's an Elf, your pelvis will be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845260
Don't be such a pussy Anon, it's only a hundred shots...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845263
Okay, maybe it won't be so ba-
>>12845264
Farewell, my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845188
Meet with local Baphomet and thank her for totally-not-requested-by-me lolification bombing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845267
If you don't consent to the Elf doing it, she's going to have to call in some backup. You don't want the BAD COP to show up, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845273
Is bad cop a dark elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845279
Worse. It's a large mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845288
Would I have to give both of them 100 shots?
Help me, I'm starting to consider it a desirable fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845294
No, you'd get 200 extra for resisting arrest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845294
Who's counting?
You better be, because they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845307
>>12845308
So, if I tried to run would that end with me getting raped into the ground by the entire MGCPD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845333
Technically yes. Your official position would be 'stress councilor' but you won't be doing much counseling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845333
>Mr. Anon, you are hereby sentenced to life in rape, with no possibility of parole

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845288
Hello nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845345
Please be gentle.
C-can we at least cuddle afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

I heard you like dryads

http://exhentai.org/s/ec3509f83f/638516-4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845345
Can I reduce my sentence for volunteering for cuddle therapy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845368
I'd try to deny it but nobody else posts mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845369
>>12845376
>all these sick fucking cuddlepumps all around me
You make me sick, inmates! You're in here because of that disgusting behavior! I'm going to put in in the slow sex cooler for a week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845373
>futa
>vore
>mindbreak
And into the trash it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845388
What are you even doing in these threads? Normie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845383
Is it so wrong to want to be loved officer?
Besides, we all know what's in that box beneath your bed that you look at when you think no-one's looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845383
How terrible! If I go in there, I might enjoy it and nibble the ears of the policewomen while holding them close!

And I will enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845391
Yeah because futa and vore are loved here

OH WAIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845393
Looks like somebody wants to spend the rest of their life in solitary confinement. You know, the staff break room closet that doesn't have any security cameras.

>>12845392
Are you suggesting that I have a full collection of Hand-Holding Marriage Magazine under my bed? You could get in some very big trouble for tossing accusations like that around. You're going into solitary too, buddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845409
I don't want cameras. I want to have private sessions with cute policewoman and tenderly love them. I want to whisper into their ears how good they are. I want to leave a rail of kisses from their collarbones, to their thighs, and then to their most sensitive parts. I'll use all my sluting skills to pleasure so softly they get sleepy, and I'll make them take a nap with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845409
I'll hold your hand officer, while whispering about marriage and discussing how many children we'll have together

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844216
>>12844247
Yeah there's a Price to be paid for Convenience. Used to be a Woman had to go to a store to buy a pitcher of Milk. Yeah but then Women got SJW, they wanted their milk delivered right to their door. Only problem is the monster girl delivering your milk ended up getting fucked by your husband. Sure you had your ice cold milk delivered right to your doorstep, but you husband was plowing the Milkman out like a mallard Duckgirl. And now you got your Amazons. And the Milkwoman has came back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845424
This is harassment, 4N-0N! You're going to end up at a black site at this rate! And by black site I mean my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845428
I get this reference.
How do we stop the milkwoman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845435
There's no way to get rid of her, not in any way you folks would be prepared for. Best you just let them go get fucked by your Husbands. Maybe she'll get tired of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845394
Sadly Futa IS loved here, to the point people blindly defend Bob and .less for not only writing/drawing the shit nonstop but for bringing their buttbuddy friends with then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845446
I'd join in on this, but I'm afraid it would end up in Bane posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845473
Please stop bringing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845431
This Elf is really pretty. Can she be bribed with sweets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845482
If only there was Oculus Smell™.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845431
oh, so long as I'm with you and your warm, slender hands and cute ears, you can bring me anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845488
Now this is the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845498
>We were born too eraly to witness proper brain/mind connection to the computer
>we will never enter the era of matrix with people abandoning 3DPD world for glorious 2D
>all we can see in our lifetime is shitty close-to-your-face pictures
It hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845576
Don't jump the shark too quickly mang. We already got working neural implants that can give us limbs that act close to our own. We made implants that can enhance memory. We're experimenting with novel ways of detecting signals within the brain and decoding them. Soon we'll be on the verge of discovering exactly how the brain works, and from there we'll be much more easily able to engineer our minds. Also, a very recent experiment has shown that we can "read" and "write" signals in the brain by using a light sensitive substance, so it might be possible in the future that no invasive procedures are needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845576
I do not want needles in my brain thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845576
>shitty close-to-your-face pictures
That's either a very cynical viewpoint, or you're over-generalizing, because these "shitty... pictures" can fool your brain into thinking it's seeing something real when it's not. Sure, it's not a complete escape from this world, but it's good enough to be a temporary portal, until the matrix happens. And it IS a portal. The VR on the DK2 isn't perfect, but it's really that close.

[Anonymous No.]

What if someone was to create a Ushi-Oni/Cheshire hybrid with the lust and strength of a Ushi-Oni but the warping ability and playfulness of a Cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845771
I'd prefer a hybrid with the body of an Ushi but the personality of, say, a werecat or something cuddly and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845821
>teleporting rape spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845771
>You're taking a stroll through the Zipangu region
>Suddenly you feel two large legs on your back causing you to spin around in panic
>There's no one there, maybe it was just your imagination
>Shortly after you calm down you start to hear heavy breathing alternating next to each ear which causes you to run in panic
>Before you know it the ushi-oni leaps out of thin air right in front of you
That's just straight up nightmare fuel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845771
What if someone was to splice Ushi-Onis and Matangos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845848

They'd have one hell of a WAAAAGGH.

[Anonymous No.]

Weren't we on page 10 yesterday? What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845859
/jp/sies shitposted enough to get threads deleted. We were 8th in line yesterday and are 4th now, it's just that we're not at maximum capacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>2015 year of sheep
>still no new year/Christmas pics with weresheep
Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

When is the apocalypse going to happen again? I don't want to go another waifuless night. I just want to wake up to her under the same sheets, hugging my arm and blissfully breathing into my ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845885

>When is the apocalypse going to happen again?

What

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845885
Don't worry anon, when the apocalypse happens there will be plenty of matango waifus to go around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845859
Check the last 10 or so threads made, someone was spamming and they got deleted.

https://archive.moe/jp/search/type/op/

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845885
Suicide is always a thing to solve all your problems, don't forget, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845867
We need a picture of a Weresheep drunk as an oni from all the new year drinks.

[Anonymous No.]

2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845902
No we need a sheep daughteru sticking her head out of her fluff ball body going 'Baaa!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845924
No, we need a sheep daughteru going 'Baaa!' while getting the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845934
No, we need a drunk sheep daughteru going 'Baaa!' while getting the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845924
What it has to do with new year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845954
Nothing, but it's cute as shit
Also baby New Year

[Anonymous No.]

So i've been out for about 10 days, since my ISP unplugged the wrong cable by accident. What did I miss?

>>12837512
I like how you are keeping all routes open for now. Question yourself: What would your daughteru have wanted you to do? And simply follow on with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845188
>My waifu is a Holstaurus
>I want nothing more than to be a priest of Hathor
>Me and my waifu would work side by side at the local Temple/Church/whatever of Hathor
>Sabbath tries to dirty bomb it
>it has no effect
I laugh then procreate with my HEALTHy wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843540
I want more ninja onee-san shenanigans, with some mantis childhood friend sprinkled on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844496
Goddammit, you bastards keep posting this P'Orc image torturing my boner to no end, do you even realize how painful it is?

I want my P'Orc ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837367
I'll help out. And if all fails i'll raise her myself. That said, i'd wait a day first to make sure that her mother is really gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846003
>What did I miss?
Christmas, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844449
Because a friend of mine went there, and hasn't come out since.
>that was weeks ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846180
He must have been unable to pay the bill so he had to stay back and work there. I'm sure some Monster Girls have the "yandere butler" fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, this thread was so dead, a Monster Girl didn't notice it and there was a collision!

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is dead. Post zombies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846311
do we have to wait until it's archived to post ghosts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846311
All your hugs are belong to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846323
I want to fondle her cold clammy tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839681
The higher the better. Downscaling takes 30 seconds max anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846311

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839681

named drawfag here. usually don't let the uploaded image exceed my desktop resoluton. I know most (good) browsers will downscale images automatically, but 4chanX still fucks things up for embedded urls.

Honestly, there's no real reason for images to exceed, say, 1500 or 2000 pixels on any axis unless it's a massive collage of many characters or a landscape or shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12843426
>still no holst
Luth please

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846428
That or it's a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

EVERYONE READY FOR A LITTLE MONDAY SUFFERING?!

Warning: Graphic, Dark, but also an erection
Kinda... I guess, if your into that.

http://pastebin.com/49fc96P7

I'll also post it again when the thread is remade as it seems this one is about it die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846475
Suffering? No thanks. I want to see the happiness I know will never be mine, not the misery I wallow in anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846486
>>12846486

Its quite suffering at the beginning, but as I continue the story. it will be all warm and sunshine

But still with lots of murder since it involves the mafia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846475
Cheating on the husband

Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846446
>Implying he should do a holst before vanilla dragon.

Anon, why would you betray me like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846505
Bad mouthing the mafia? Tsk, tsk.
>>12846516
Vanilla Dragon, Holst, Alp, what others do we need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846505
If I wanted suffering at all, the only thing I need to do is look away from my computer screen and see the ruin that is my life. Give me something to be happy about, not remind me of my misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846518
>Alp
People have been askin Luth for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846533
No, I brought it up just now. I'm sorry. I just thought it'd be cute. And Alps don't get any art. Or that many stories.

[JustAnotherWriteFag No.]

>>12846520
>>12846520


Sounds like a personal problem brah-skie. I used to have that until I released that I wanted to be happy. so I tried to find things that make me happy. Try writing man, if you feel bad it may become an outlet. And just do things that'll make you happy. If your lonely know that you cant make any other people happy if your not happy first.

Just work on smiling brosanovich

>>12846518
Are you saying the Mafia isn't vindictive as fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846538
Man, don't scare me like that Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846543
You mean it would be somehow BAD if Alps got art? I mean I'm sick of only having the official art, the unfinished Alpollo and that Daddy-O thingie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846547
Well no, I just think it should be "lower" in priority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846552
Why you always gotta bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846475
Yes, continue. I'm not a fan of cheating and torture but it's refreshing seeing something new. Happily-ever-afters can get a bit tiresome ater a while, so I enjoy seeing someone mix it up enough that I want to see more.

Don't be afraid of being different, anon, even if it nets you criticism. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846554
Sorry I was hoping you'd like it :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846558
This is a misunderstanding caused by all Alps being represented here by someone with the tendencies of a Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846486
>not taking pleasure in seeing other people suffer
You filthy plebeian

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846564
So..I have been...racist? Damn bro, Thats rough..

Muh Cis guilt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846570
You're nothing but a cissy! And we have ways of dealing with your kind! Lots and lots of vanilla snu-snu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846578
>Yuugi
>Snu snu
>EverythingWentBetterThanExpected.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846475
I can stand the torture, but cheating? What's the point if you make them like 3DPD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844850
I like Matthew Mercers Aikuro, although the man is essentially a discount Troy Baker.

[JustAnotherWriteFag No.]

>>12846584
>>12846514
>>12846556

>Torture
>forceful rape of a little girl
>forceful rape of a loyal husband
>The Mafia Godmother wife cheating is the only bad thing

I actually wasn't expecting these responses mgt
I'm not sure If I should be surprised anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845024
Rapebox one has four different sized controllers where the rapestation 4 only has one
Rapebox>rapestation
Rapii U is still that best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846598
If Rapebox is better, then why does Rapestation consistently sell more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846598
What games does your MG waifu play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846598
>Filthy Console casual.
Everyone knows RapePC is still the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846604
Otome games, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846592
There is nothing wrong with rape. It's especially hot if little girl is being raped. Everyone knows that.
Or you some kind of turbonormie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846608
but hypersexualized.
almost all otome games would become eroges to satisfy MG lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846609
I bet he never even fapped to Pico x Chico x Coco.
>>12846610
>eroges
>not nukiges

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846609
Dont do anything sexual with kids under 16 pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845237
Throw down like I was in NWA
>as in fuck the police

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846608
>>12846610
Just wait for Oculus Shlick support..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846614
>under 16
Try under 14.

[JustAnotherWriteFag No.]

>>12846609
>>12846609

Thats not my things, I can understand 14, 15, 16, year olds. I see the point there.
But not underaged so far as 4 and 5.
Thats fucked up man

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere lich who makes love potions memory manipulation and ressurects you everytime you die or yandere fem paladin who is tasked with protecting you but turns yandere for you slowly being corrupted by her love for ypu all the while denying her corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846343
I want to be hugged by a zombie for warmth so tightly like her existence depended on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846623
>Yes/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846609
>It's especially hot if little girl is being raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846626
Huuuugsss~

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846621
You mean 4, right?
It's ok as long as the dick can go in without damaging internal organs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846634
But anon, you have to go in without damaging her emotions as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846634
Always the pragmatist..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846632

And then later when she becomes a Wight, she'll hug you tightly again, saying "Waaarm~" like when she was a Zombie although in a much more sultry tone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846642
And then, when you tease her about it, she'll pretend she has no more recollection of being a zombie than you have of your infancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846616
Rap in mg universe
>Tons of wannabe gangsta dragon girls listening to rap
>Only listens to dragon girl artists and some popular songs by non dragon artists.
>Few successful human male artists but are very rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846623

>ressurects you everytime you die

Nigga dying ain't exactly a good thing to go through, let alone die over and over again...

>>12846626
>>12846632
>>12846642
>>12846645

>Hug-craving zombie girls are still a thing

This pleases me greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846622
Anon pls
Every decent human should fap at least once to the president of US fucking unborn 6~ month old baby and mixing it in blander afterwards
It's like most mandatory thing on 4chan
Also Four Leaf Lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846634
I don't like toddlers, slim 10+yos for me, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846475
>mfw it turns out that the woman in the pictures is in actuality, Karens twin sister/close relative.
That'd be more suffering than the NTR itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846645
>Implying we didn't videotape it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846631
You gay or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846631

to be fair, she was asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846650
But you lose your memory every ressurection

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845380
Doesn't mean no one else loves them too bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846659

I was talking about the potential pain you're going to feel when you die, as in your organs ceasing to function and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846632
>>12846626
Yes! We need more body heat craving hug-zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846659
also youre ressurected as an infant so she raises you over and over again similair to the discussion earlier in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846655
You wouldn't blackmail her to be your maid when the other classy MGs came for a visit, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846672
Blackmail? Why I never..

But then again, you could get some handholding out of it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846663
Mangomachine here. Should I
1)finish current story
2)start a new yandere story and finish current story later
3)do a story that doesnt involve yandere of your choice (no lolis/daughteru dicking though)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846690
Always finish the old before starting the new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846698
suffering end or happy end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846705
Happy end. Duh. There's enough evil in the world as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846614
You mean 10? Right? RIGHT?!?!
>oh god I'm a terrible babysitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846709
Or you might be the best.

It's not a 100% clear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846705
Happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846709
I have no problems with petite girls but under 16 isnt.okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846709
>oh god I'm a terrible babysitter
Yes you are. If the mother didn't pay you a plus to take her virginity why are you doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846716
What if YOU'RE under 16? Is it not okay then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846705
Suffering obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846721
Shotacon is 100 percent okay. Im a huge hypocrite I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846705
The kind of end where the guy ends up becoming the Punisher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12839879
It kind of makes me feel bad.


Since I would have dated her if she simply would have asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846726
Cool, I also like seeing cute little boys being gangraped by fat old men

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846690
Finish current story but add an alternate corruption end to it as well. Her transforming into a Dark Valkyrie during the acts she performs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846721
/ss/ is pretty gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846721
Absolutely disgusting
Lolis are the only acceptable underage

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846729
But the problem is that she wouldnt have anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846665

>Get spotted by a zombie girl
>Aw shit she's gonna eat me or something
>Try to run away as she shambles towards you but you trip on a something or rather
>you turn around after falling to find her nearly upon you
>instead of being eaten like you feared you are instead hugged tightly while she moans out a "Waaaarm~"
>She shakes her head and hugs you a big tighter when asked if she's going to eat you
>After getting off the ground when the Zombie girl is satisfied you find that her arms are wrapped around your arm. She looks at you with a big smile and then rubs her cheek on your shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846720
>implying that picking cherries isn't my all time favorite fetish

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if machineanon ded again or just busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846733
>men
Are you SURE anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846736
I see this EVERY thread and my boner still doesn't know where this came from

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846757
Just use SauceNAO in the Warosu/Moe.

The dude also draws monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846754
Yes
Don't tell me you are some kind of disgusting hypocrite

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846766
I wanna grab that shark like a Norwegian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4X_6P9rS_U

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846771
Please don't tell me that... THING uses this boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846771
.... I respect others tastes as long as it is consensual

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846771

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846766
I wonder what shark week is like with her..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846739
Don't dick the toddleru Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846766
Sorry mang, I'm on my phone right now I will when I get on my computer... Next week...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846743
>zombie girl apocalypse when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846789
Very graphic, and I'm not talking about the blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846819
Isn't Kansen already that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846823
>Not sure if want anymore.

[JustAnotherWriteFag No.]

>>12846654
>>12846654

I'm sorry Anon,
There is no twin
There was never a twin
It was YOU all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846799
Why not?
Toddlers are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846836
But anon, what if some guy dicks your toddler daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846834
IT WAS ME AUSTIN, I WAS YOUR TWIN ALL ALONG!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846839
>Implying that it wasn't the daddy dicking her all throughout her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846839
>implying I'm going to let anyone dick my daughteru before me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846844
>>12846847

>Dicking the toddleru AND the daughteru

That's a paddlin Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846847
>>12846844
>>12846839

srs?

>not the daughteru dicking the daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846836
NO. Please dont dick anyone under 16 at most 15

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846857
Under 16 months?
Ok, I completely agree with that.
It's not healthy for the baby

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile in an alternate universe, your waifu is masturbating to the thought of you, who is her imaginary husbando. Have hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846863
I doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846862
You know that I meant years anon.Kryin

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846863
>fapping to your waifu/husbando
Ew, what a creep
Waifus for the pure feeling, not filthy lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846863
I'm having a hard time believing that..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846863
Hope died along time ago buddy, I now just hold on until my liver fails and I can be with her forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846870
fine imagining dating you her.imaginary husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846872
>2014
>Not having hope
What about the 2017 happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846863
My waifu has shit taste then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845241
This. Or I'd operate under the pretence that I genuinely think that her existence is so bizarre and wonderful that I currently must be dreaming. And I'd use that excuse to pull her into bed with me and snuggle whilst holding hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846872
>liver
You alcoholic or something?
Also there is no afterlife or next life
Just darkness and oblivion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846884
What did you expect? She bases her headcanon on Human boy encyclopedia..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846883
What happening? That damn happenings happen every month but nothing happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846825
I meant the zombie girl apocalypse where everything just becomes a mass orgy for the first week or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846898
And then what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846898
>Zombie girl

Gross, I'd rather have a P'Orc apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846898
Yes, that is exactly what is happening in Kansen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846904
>P'Orc apocalypse
>You are not the prey
>You are the hunter
>You are savagely looking for a P'Orc to call your waifu
>And fuck her like the lewd pig she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846904
>P'Orcs invade
>there are no heroes left in man
Sounds like a solid 9/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846868
>>12846871
>>12846872
Fine. You want to be cynical.
>You will die a lonely death with almost no one at your side with your current lifestyle.
>Anime waifuism or alchoholism will not solve your problems and eventually even those will not help you escape depressing reality.
>VR and AI will never be advanced enough to give you waifus.
>This monstergirl thing will fade into obscurity after a couple of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846911
My "being right" boner is getting super hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846911
This is what will really happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846911
This is exactly what will happen soon to everyone
Especially this part >This monstergirl thing will fade into obscurity after a couple of years
I already starting to get tired of it because shotashit and CCshit seems to be in majority now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846475
i like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846923
>CCshit
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846911
I'm starting to move away from anime and monstergirls as well. it's not realistic in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846911
Sounds good
I love suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846819

>Trying to escape the city but you get caught by a Zombie girl and pulled into a tight hug
>Just as you're trying to escape from it, you get hugged from behind by another one
>You look around and notice more slowly making their way toward you

[Anonymous No.]

>Doomsaying

Come on guys.

>>12846923

>shotashit

Yeah, it's pretty overdone, honestly. It's getting boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846679
>Have you heard about Elizabeth's new husband?
>Oh? You mean the filthy beast who blackmails her into doing depraved acts? Honestly it's too sad. A beautiful Wight like her deserved better
>They say he manages to find footage of her as a zombie
>Wait Elizabeth was a zombie?
>Oh, didn't you hear? But she sure turned out beautiful, didn't she. I'm jealous.
>What a despicable husband though.
>I don't think we should stand for this. Elizabeth deserves better. They say it's public dinners when he debases her the most. I say we all turn up, and put a stop to it then and there.

They turn up and Anon is beet red, sitting there with the largest, dopiest childish grin you've ever seen, and he's holding his blushing Wight by the hand for no particular reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845373
We only like good Dryads round these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846923
>shotashit
We are in agreement..
>CCshit
.:And it's gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846932
I prefer the Warcraft Dryads. They're so energetic and they have sopping wet doe cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846909
>>12846910
I'd be grabbing P'Orc waifus by the truck load.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846931
What a scandalous display.

Also, bitches be jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846931
Write it please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846911

It will fade, so will touhou, eventually. You can still keep it close to your heart though.

>>12846923

I don't really care about shota either. I figure something will happen, eventually. I feel like anything that gets spammed sufficiently will earn enough ire to become a temporary taboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846936
Shadow's of Mordor with P'Orcs

I've said it before and I will say it again.

Fund it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846961
>>12846931

I remember some anons formulating a contingency plan to make a website dedicated for /mgg/ or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846961
>It will fade
I bet that's what the Christians said about the mythological Greco-Roman beast-ladies the plebeians fantasized about.
>>12846965
And I agree with this. Using the powers of mind control to make them your bitches like you're Minase or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846923
>CCshit
Go eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846965
We've talked about it twice in this thread.

It will never happen unless monsters were real and wanted more representation in games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846965
>Shadow's of Mordor

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846930
> overdone
This
I never liked shota but I was fine when it was done from time to time just for diversity and originality.
But now when every second~ post is "shota this shota that" I'm sick of it

The same thing with CC, and they go hand in hand most of the same anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846969
Don't even need mind control.

It would just be straight up seducing them.

Seducing them the Rance way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846967
Things are in the works..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846909
>>12846910
>All these Orc women for me to fight with

It would be like a dream.

Fighting, eating, fucking, it would be like a Valhalla on Earth, with my one and true waifu being the one that finally defeats me.

And keeps defeating me from then on afterward lest I overcome her and begin my campaign anew!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846980
That silliness aside, the game was fun.
>>12846984
>Seducing them the Rance way
I could get behind that.
>Squeal like a sow in heat!
>I AM A SOW IN HEAT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846967
What kind of site? They are dozens of them already including mg booru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846991
It got really shitty towards the end though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846990
>Valhalla on Earth
You are my brother from another mother, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846991
Would you get your slutty meatjar to help convert her friend into your harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846980
>x
But I have xbox ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846929
>zombie cuddle puddle
Add heart pupils and my boner will be everlasting

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846980

QTE? Games are still doing this shit? I mean I'm sure the rest of the game is good (guy I know has it and loves it) but fucking really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846995
It's pretty sweet after you've completed everything and just play around like you'd do in a GTA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847011
Sure, but my god, that ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847016
Think of it this way: it's a licensed game, what were you expecting?
If you keep that in mind, it surpasses all expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847016
Yeah it looks pretty bad.

But I wonder if it would be better if it had monster girls, like with the orcs being P'Orcs and Sauron being a Lilim that turned your son into an alp and your wife into a Succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847016
Yea, QTEs are shit when done for a final boss. I remeber when they did that at the end of Space Marine. Kinda disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847023
>Space Marine ends with a QTE
Oh fuck you I just got that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847021
Oh yeah, but it could've been even greater, if they put a bit more work into the latter half of the game.

>>12847022
Everything is better with monster girls.

>>12847023
I was hoping for a DmC3 Final boss, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847022
It would be better if it didn't have Sauron appearing at all. Just have to story be about more characters like Ratbag that you'd help turn into Warchiefs.
Eh, whatever. But a lone ranger using guerilla tactics behind P'Orc lines sounds romantic and awesome, someone should write that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847028
It's still fun to play through but it is largely a QTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847041
It's still sorta, kinda heretical.

[Anonymous No.]

To be fair the teams behind Shadow of Mordor and Batman are the same, which basically means they'll make a pretty great game but with terrible fucking bosses.

Regular Urks, Nemesis's, Captains, Warchiefs, those are all pretty good fights depending on how you go about them and circumstances, but the regular boss boss fights are shit like usual.

They need to grab Kojima for some pointers or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847046
Abosutely heretical.

Thunder Hammer and Jump-pack bits are fun though.

Disappointing we won't get a sequel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847054
>Kojima for some pointers
>Sauron now pulls a Psycho Mantis on you to fuck with you
I dig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847040
Oh yeah it totally would have been better.

I wonder if the monster girl counterpart of Delsin from Second Son would be a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847054
Man I love reading people's encounters with Urks in Shadow of Mordor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847032
>DmC3
There was no 3rd DmC, nincompoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847067
I once ran into a group of four captains, all of whom had a posse, and it was really early on in Udun. I ran around and tried to blow them up and stuff, and in that same battle one fucking guy ran away twice and "died" three times, coming back every time with worse scars until he just had his whole head covered in bandages. I finally let him kill me out of respect for his efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847000

>When the rest of the zombies arrive they hug what ever they can get their hands on; one wraps her arms around your head and occasionally rubs her face in your hair
>Both of your arms and legs are hugged by other zombie girls. One of them clumsily holds your hand
>All while they say "waaarm" at random points.

i don't even know where i'm going with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847074
I never had a huge problem with Captains, I usually hunted them down before they made a move towards me, never died except once to a Captain I killed right after.

But one called Skun the Unkillable kept running off when I just about killed him, he didn't get away when I got the pinning shot ability.

I'd fuck the hell out of a P'Orc that kept coming back to try and make me her slave

[Anonymous No.]

You're a little runt again in MGK, even though it's Saturday.
Do you go over to Pharaoh's and play games on her new WiiU with Anubis?
Do you visit the albino Lamia and learn that she's a hemophiliac?
Do you visit the Girtablilu one last time before she vanishes from lack of popularity?
Do you visit Wurm's house and see the rock collection with Sandworm?
Do you and Ophy watch the wrestling videos she found under her parent's bed?
Do you visit Werewolf and cheer her up after finding out her grandfather died of a heart attack in a Shirohebi whorehouse?
Do you play house at Ryu's?
Do you play jumprope with Wyvern at the local park?
Do you eat baked good with Dragon at her family's bakery?
Do you receive augmentations from Lich?
Do you listen to Junko go on about how cardboard is sacred among hobos?
Do you go to the icecream shop down the street and say hello to the former school nurse Weresheep?
Do you light fireworks early with 2nd grader Salamander and Hellhound?
Do you race at Metroid 2 with Minotaur and Dullaham?
Do you try and say hello to the 6th grader Jabberwock next door?
Do you let the Dark Elf and P'Ork bully you like the masochistic pig you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
Junko, every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847081
>Leave me! Save yourselves!

>....this really is as bad as I th- WHO'S GROPING MY ASS?

>Zombie moans Tiiiiight...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847083
>P'Orc Beasmaster rides a Hellhound to battle
Can you overcome her?
>>12847084
I'd love to let Dark Elf and P'Orc give me my comeuppance, but Girtablilu needs to be saved, Tomoko-esque or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
I'm going to take a free candy from a kind fat old man in a dark alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
Gimme them baked goods Dragon-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
Play house with Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847070
Right my bad, but you get the idea.

Shadow's of Mordor by Platinum with Monster girls, come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
I'm gonna hang out with the P'Orc and make her my friend!

Then I start making everyone in Kindergarten my friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847092
>Can you overcome her?

I'd try my god damn hardest.
Then I'd dick the P'Orc while I eat the Hellhound out to prep her for dickings

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847107
Come to me, Grape Walker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847111
Love this pic.

Normal one has too much purple, the contrast looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847118
>too much purple
No such thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847111
>Delicious brown Grapesnake

I may be scared of snakes, but damn would I try to get over it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847121
Go on then. Build her an army worthy of her, so you may rule over the Desert together.
>The Age of Pharaoh is over. The Age of Apophis has cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847120
Spot the monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847111

I read that as "Come on, touch the Grape Snake, Walker!"

Then I pictured an Apophis version of John Konrad taunting Walker from Spec Ops The Line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847126
Is it fine if the army is full of P'Orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847136
That was the idea, silly. The P'Orc Hordes will swoop down upon the unwary Desert Region. And swooping... is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844496

http://i.imgur.com/2h8eIkd.jpg

Will you chucklefucks stop bogeymaning random Anons as me? I wasn't even awake at the time of that post and the first fucking thing I see after getting home from work is some P'Orc lover being called a name not unlike the female anatomy you shitbirds like to call me.

Like Christ, can I at least go one thread without being molested by either the BDF or random Anons being accused of being Me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847118
You just can't handle the grape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847143
So when all is done do I get to keep my P'Orc harem and get a Grapesnake waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845889
If I had to guess I'd say "Apocalypse" here is a reference to Log Horizon, where that name was used by a population of gamers for the event which caused them to be transported from the real world, into a magical world identical to the MMO they'd all been playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847159
O-of course! It's not like you'll get betrayed and thrown into the Khepri Pits with the Pharaoh and her Anubis minions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847148
What the fuck is that thing in the hot cocoa.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a dryad during a lazy afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847156
There's just so much purple and black. You don't get any contrasting colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847163
Well that's good.

Because if that were to happen to me the entire P'Orc army I fucked and molested into following me would have to tear the castle down in order to get me back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847172
Y-yes. Good, isn't it? Now, you wouldn't mind leading a campaign to subdue the Sandworms and obtaining a Spice monopoly after dethroning the Pharaoh, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847164

>Not knowing Tony

You're a disappointment, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847174
Why?

My job would be done, the Pharaoh is gone and Grapesnake is the ruler.

Now I get to live in peace fucking my P'Orc waifus all I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847191
Buuut anooon~! That Spice is a super-duper good aphrodisiac and it tastes good too, so the P'Orcs would love it! Pleaaaseee~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
Pharaoh got a Wii-U? Neat! Anubis can take a turn before me. I wonder what games she got?

[Anonymous No.]

Can't fucking wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847196
Well, I guess If I asked nicely and used the P'Orcs as a wife cover I should be fine.

I doubt that the stupid spice would be important to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847201
For what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847201
Going by the preview, I assume those little Krakens are her thoughts, or something similar to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAoZzYgKec

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846834
>Spoiler
I feel like I've read this exact twist in a doujin or two somewhere before...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847197
Brawl obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847205
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47633022

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847230
But Brawl is just on the Wii. I'm sure Pharaoh got the new Wii U version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847090

>the zombie hugging you from the front notices that you're starting to get an erection from all this hugging and affection
>And then zombie pile then gets more aggressive with their affection with the ones hugging your legs trying to take off your pants

[Anonymous No.]

>A letter from your Ryu mother
>Strange, you guess that it's about that fact you haven't been calling as often as you used to
>I wonder why she couldn't call me
>Oh my phone line is dead for some reason
>Instead you get this
>You hate being with your dad and me, you have no job and you'll be 18 soon. I don't know what to do with you
>Congratulations you've been disowned
>You ask your friend who often cracks jokes at your expense to do something for you
>Go ahead, make a joke of this
>Anon...
>Go on, I won't think you're an asshole, after all I just need a good laugh ha ha ha
>Anon, you're hurting yourself
>What, what do you mean?
>It's okay to cry
>It's, it's okay to c-cry
>T-thank.. you....

>you'll never have a childhood friend Thunderbird to comfort you after being cut off from your family

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847238
Her parent's are probably slow in the head.
They got her the latest console, but a game from the last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847242
>Ryu
>Disowning
What's next, Medusa raping a girl with a giant snake penis?
Oh wait, that's already a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846475
Okay, you should continue that. Even if >>12846834 is the truth, I'm interested to see where you go with it and the character interactions.

So
>Continue?
>[X] Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847249
I don't want to know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847249
Link?
Snake penis is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847263
Medusa from Rance.
Giant bitch who rapes women with her pseudo snake penis before having it eat their internal organs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847271
That sounds horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847271
Why is Japan so shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847289
Radiation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847289
I don't know.
Why are we such big fans of what it produces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847293
Because west is even worse

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be raped by a demonic clown-girl.
>She will never birth your demonic clown daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847289
Rance World is a very grim place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847305
Thank god.

Clowns are evil monsters and should be burned at the steak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847308
Which is why Rance is justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847308
Some predict the next game will have reset, the cute little elf daughteru of Rance, being raped and turned into a demon cock sleeve.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphos

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847314
I can't imagine anything good happening to those responsible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847316
God I want to punch every smug monster on earth.

I would dick a smug P'Orc with the force of a million suns while punching her soft stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847314
Reset is mascot tier now. I highly doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847322
Didn't it already happened in dozens of bad ends? I'm pretty sure I remember pics with her being brutally raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847322
It would probably be a game over scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847308
Looks like something from the bible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847329
As if it would stop them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847239

>Sexualizing the hugzombies

Come on, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847345
What better way is there to share your body heat with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847345
>Not sexualizing the hugzombies

They have to become wights somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstacks win this game.
Fucking 4chanX, what the fuck is wrong with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847351
You sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847351
I'd want a Hobgoblin cock sleeve

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847359
This snake is a strumpet and a harlot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847351

Hobgoblins do look fun, from their lazy and dopey expression I always imagine them as a stoner flatmate with a killer rack. The kind who does fucking nothing to help around the house but you don't really expect anything from them anyway. Except maybe hope for a wardrobe malfunction at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847406
They'll help you move stuff and beat people up for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847201

I hope his next doujin involves Ghoul. The artist seems to love blowjobs and she's the damn master of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847406
>not proactively dating the Hobgoblin

It's like a P'Orc, you gotta take charge and dick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847242
I would believe disowning from the following MG's

>centaur (shouldn't have slept with a human female)
>dark elf (so many possibilities)
>harpy (she forgot to fill in the adoption papers proper and you never had any rights)
>dragon (especially if your a gamble addict)
>vamipre (though your sister will heavily defend you in court)
>matango (you disowned yourself)
>pharaoh/grapesnake (married the daughter of sworn enemy)
>tanuki (not really but she will often use it as a threat)

ryu is just plain impossible. she will love you unless you are starting to actually harm others. Being a bum will just make her sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847420
I'd sooner trust a blender with giving a blowjob than a Ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847420
Make it a fucking lamia since all the lamia doujins suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847441
I think a Dragon motheru would give you a beating before disowning you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847424

Raping a stoned girl? Grow up, it's the height of bad manners! I understand this is a subject I know little on, but surely a tiny amount of consent would make you the bigger man here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847469
I think a Dragon motheru would arrange you a marriage and tell your new waifu to keep you locked in the lair until you learned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847476
Monsters are know to go lower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847477
Would she arrange a marriage though?
Most of the time neither spouse is happy. It's also not like it's going to end like that one maid doujin, where the young shota master of a house is told to marry some young girl and is then forced into sex by her and his mother to see if his junk work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847455
>all the lamia doujins suck
I can think of two off the top of my head that are great and I'm tired as fuck right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847485

I know, right? Monstergirls are the worst, man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847488
>high class girls
>not arranging marriages
It just fits, you know? But I guess Dragons would prefer to grab their husbands while they were out raiding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847485

But the long and short of it is that rape is bad. Monsters have a miniscule understanding of our morals, so we need them to look up to us morally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847493
Don't you mock me.

It's the Hobgoblins fault for having a lewd body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847503
Or have their husband prove themselves to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847510
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847508
As if humanity has any right to say they're morally correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847517
Like win against them in a fight, or do an impossible task like eat an absurdly large amount of spicy chickenwings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847509

I guess the joke backfired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847508
>Humanity
>Moral superiority
Come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847521
> eat an absurdly large amount of spicy chickenwings
I pick this trial. Even if I lose, I still win.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this P'Orc love today

For what reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847529
>upon losing do the Raoh defeat pose from HnK
>she still falls for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847537
Zub zub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847537
P'Orcs are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847540
I now know what I must do. Thank you anon, you just made me a Dragonlayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12842686
Interresting, but stuff like that makes me want to go full paladin. Paladins a shit and everything, but without them this would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847560
No, it's because humans resisted because they don't know what's good for them. If they gave up, it would be all cuddles and kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847351
>You will never wake up covered by a Hobgoblin and her Goblin minions
>They will never treat you like an all knowing deity for knowing how to do simple things
>You will never receive paizuri from the Hobgoblin while some of the Goblins look on in awe and the others experience breast envy

This world is a cruel one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847560
>Believing paladin propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847560
You need a deterrence, even in a "peaceful" world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
>play house at Ryu's

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847560
Oh fuck yeah.

If monsters started doing this I'd join the Order faster than you could count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847560
Be strong brother, do not be swayed by these heretics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847560

Looks like people hate dystopian stories here, even with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847601
That begs the question, are you supposed to like dystopian stories, or are they supposed to horrify you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847541
>>12847542

There's no way a P'Orc is cute with you faggots being obsessed with fluffy shit like foxes. You can't have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847607
I like them, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847607
Even in a dystopian setting, there will always be good humans and bad humans, along good MGs and bad MGs.

That's what fascinates me.
In addition to MG-run orphanages in that dystopian setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847607
Why not both? Dystopia and utopia is relative to one's values of happiness. One man might find a simple life in the country growing food as the perfect life, while another might be driven insane by the boredom of it.

Most settings have both good and bad. Unless it's a police state, you generally need to give some incentive for people to play along if you take away other things. Like maybe give up freedom or privacy in exchange for abundance and security. Whether that's good for bad depends on which you value more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847619
Do you just want all the P'Orcs for yourself?

Because fuck you I'm not letting you have all of them, I want my P'Orc harem goddamnit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847626
>>12847628
I guess those are good points. I personally don't really enjoy them all too much, but I can see the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you been milked by your loving Manticore today?

http://i.imgur.com/2Hj0af6.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847649
Manticores are rude buttheads.

I'd rather remove a Ushi's seal and give her a big hug over hug a Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847649
Jinko is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847669
Jeez, is it waifu wars already?

Dragon is way better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847660

>Not shooting your Ushi-Oni captor with a .367, unloading all six rounds into her
>Not hearing her laugh as flesh bubbles and seals, she's dripping wet
>Your resistance only makes her arousal burn brighter
>Not getting proactively dated by the Ushi-Oni as she reverts to a simplistic bestial thought process of "HUSBAND. BRIDE. MAKE BABIES."
>"NOT ONE BABY. BUT MANY BABIES. HUNDRED USHI-ONI BABIES."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847649
>http://i.imgur.com/2Hj0af6.png
>that retarded face and tumblr nose
blech.

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any geNuinely spooky MG stories? I'm in a spooky mood at the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SAwNRZXlfs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847681
>.367
brah, do you even operate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847688

Barry Barton uses a .367

Do you doubt the mangrit of Barry Barton, brah? He's shot more MGs than we ever have.

[Anonymous No.]

Ghoul vs Panda girl
Who is the blowjob queen?
And how do we conclusively prove it?
I hope it involves the very best of each species doing a marathon of dick sucking in the middle of a stadium on single male volunteers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847649
>http://i.imgur.com/2Hj0af6.png
What's wrong with her face and why does she look so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847693
well, .367 isn't really a caliber. I assume you mean .357 magnum, which is a caliber, but you're dumb, so you think it's .367. I love my .357, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>Jamieson Price doesn't voice Barry anymore ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847699
>Fat

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847681
>>12847693

>not .700 nitro express
>not 2 bore
>not .950 jdj

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847696
I'd volunteer for the Panda.

Do I get to bring her home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847696
>Ghoul
>Panda
>Blowjob queen

Bro, do you even slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847696
MGE panda girl isn't even about blowjobs. Ghoul is the queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847709
____Yes____

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847709
>Sloppy seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847721
Wait did I read that wrong?

I thought it meant that one person would vote for the Panda and another man would get the Ghoul.

Or are you saying she's sucked dicks before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847696

Depends on what you define as Blowjob Queen. You can either have the fast and furious blowing of the Ghoul as she devours your baby batter and womb wrecker.

Or, conversely.

You could enjoy a nice puff from an opium pipe as a comfy Ren Xiangmao undresses, giggling as you take in her slight pudge, her hips swaying as she moves towards you. Her breasts are heavy and her skin is soft to the touch. She simply smiles and begins to play with your loins in her panda claws, stimulating in ways you never thought even possible.

Then, nibbling on your ears. She whispers one final thing before a cataclysmic orgasm wracks your body.

"You are already blown."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847726
>dick sucking in the middle of a stadium on single male volunteers.
>volunteers.

it would appear so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847721
>>12847726

Ren Xiongmao's use Bamboo as practice before they give blowjobs to their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846103
I knew I was forgetting something. Anything else besides that?

I took me a while to read the other 2000 posts or so till I could reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847732
Oh well then fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847726
Shes sucking a conga line of dicks brah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847740
>Monogamy-five

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847744
The fuck is monogamy-five?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847740
What's wrong with that? Means she's got lots of practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847752
High-fiving over the fact that we're too good for sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847753
It's the same situation where you're fuck a girl who has take other guy's dicks.

It just feels gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847767
...What?

So you're saying sex with a woman who isn't a total virgin is 'gross?'

Boy the MGs would love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847626
Are the orphanages for all kids or just the girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846592
>>12846475
That poor daughter. I'm curious to see you continue this. There better be one hell of a revenge. Im curious to see how that whole wife-NTR thing is going to end.

Bonus points if you include a plottwist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847777
Maybe a little mix of the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847774
Why would they love me?

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to see this and how they deal with monster girls coming to "adopt" young boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>That feeling when Ren Xiongmao has just enough pudge on her to be perfect breeding material
>That feeling when I will never be sandwiched between a P'Orc and Xiongmao sandwich, in slutty meatjar heaven
>TFW I would gladly turn all of you into a Philosopher's Stone to get that wish granted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847790
MG with a fresh creampie dripping from her sees your... disdain. Your resistance only makes her want to rape you that much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847792
>Now, if you would please sign here, right next to "Don't dick the soneru".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847797
> I would gladly turn all of you into a Philosopher's Stone to get that wish granted
>Implying we wouldn't all do this for much less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847799
Ah god no.

She better clean up if she wants a second round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846003
I guess I could continue this. I'll probably post an update next thread, soonish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847801

>Don't dick the soneru
>"Don't vagina the soneru" is nowhere to be found in the paper

Those cheeky bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847801
A monster girl giving her adopted son the sex talk is going to be so lewd and awkward. I wish I could write as that sounds like a funny as fuck scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847801
>Don't V has come too, the soneru.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847799
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847810
Father to adopted daughteru is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847810

>TFW she's a CC to begin with
>TFW she has to keep composure while explaining to him
>TFW he just walks out halfway through

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847807
I would kick myself for not proof reading, but that is much funnier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847572
>>12847577
it's the removal of freedom. It doesn't matter how perfect things might be. But if I don't feel free I will never be happy and will always resist. A golden cage is still a cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847819
You're a true patriot son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847813
>You will never aggressively impregnate your Harpy daughteru with her consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847819
Eh. I mean, a lack of physical freedom is fine, but breaking your mind in that kind of way, to make you dependent on them.... Fuck, no. I hate edgelords with the 'firebomb MG schools' shit with a passion, but I'd happily join alongside them if that was what monsters really wanted to do.

Fuck everything about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847827
>Thinking violence solves anything

You do your stupid shit, and they just use it as reason that humans aren't capable of acting like intelligent beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847815
That actually made me giggle. Thanks for the cute mental scenario, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847827
>a lack of physical freedom is fine
Not him, but you don't have the highest of standards, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch Samurai Cop with a group of monsters and talk about the race war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847825

>You will never ferociously impregnate Laska by ramroding your girth into her enough times to where even her sobs won't stop your lust
>You will never pull out with a wet pop as excess seed dribbles from her demolished cat snatch
>You will never lean to one of her twitching ears as she heaves from the tenth consecutive orgasm you gave her and say
>"I-ugh.... Love you Laska... yeah.. uh... let's have some very uh scintillating conversation later-uh about this."

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847819
Humans can't be trusted with freedom. The last time humans were in charge, they had all sorts of wars and killings. Under monster rule, they live in peace and happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847835
Hey, I'll die but at least with my mind intact. At least it might make some of them think 'maybe we're the bad guys?' for a few seconds.

>>12847838
The mind is really the only important thing about me. Everything else is just a shell of meat that the body orders about. To have the core of your self be changed by another forcibly is just... vomit-inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847845
Well then, we'll see each other on the battlefield, Black Guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847819
Freedom is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847847
What good is your mind in a cage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847827
It's interresting for you to say that. How would consider yourself to be mentally free if you were forced to specific areas/strict rules, forced to go and do whatever some random MG tells you to do?

I would personally consider physical freedom and mental freedom to go hand in hand together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847844
Laska a shit, not even a Cheshire or good daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a hardcore delinquent in MGC.
>Which means you've never been so much as kissed by a girl.
>You'll never be seen as a desirable target by tough monstergirls because of this fact.
>You'll never have to get good at avoiding them to protect your chastity.
>You'll never eventually get so fed up with them that you shave your head, train every day, and start beating the shit out of them with your bare fists.
>You will never be the MGC delinquent version of One-Punch Man.
This is a bizarre kind of pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847847
>At least it might make some of them think 'maybe we're the bad guys?' for a few seconds.

Yes, because when humans are killing little monstergirls, they'll stop to think 'well golly maybe we're the ones at fault here!'

No, they'll use your stupid, reckless acts to impose even harsher restrictions and sanctions.

What is needed are peaceful demonstrations. Sit-ins, starvation protests - things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847855
At least then I can imagine freedom.
What good is a free body when the mind is a puppet?

>>12847857
>How would consider yourself to be mentally free if you were forced to specific areas/strict rules, forced to go and do whatever some random MG tells you to do?
I'd be free to think. I'd be free to imagine. I'd be free to not be addicted to a foul poison that corrupts the mind and breaks your will. They can have your obedience but they'll never have your willingness. Everything would have to be ordered to get you to do something, but with control over your mind you would willingly submit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847865
Although it's almost too shounen, Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847865
>inb4 fun wreckers

I'd want this life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847851
I'll look forward to making you see the light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847871
>What good is a free body when the mind is a puppet?

Well of course, we're not trading one for the other, it's all or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847844
No bullying the Laska.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847870
>No, they'll use your stupid, reckless acts to impose even harsher restrictions and sanctions.

I'm not sure how you can get much stricter than straight up mind control and forced addiction for personal control over you. What, are they going to lobotomize you? They won't care about peaceful protests, they'll just envenom all of you and you'll be addicted too. By the time they're getting people addicted it's a bit too late for a 'peaceful protest' that lines up everyone so they can poison them all at once.


>>12847877
I don't know. It seems like having your own will is more important than actually being able to act on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847876
2ironic4me

Alrighty then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847884
One is useless without the other, simple as that.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow you people sure know how to make a guy want to join the Order and never want to touch a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12844175
I think they'd mostly be horrified to see how expendable we really are.

The Super-macho MGs would probably first think they like it, but then when the news comes on, it starts to sink in...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847825

>You will never be home one day when your Harpy daughteru beams, bringing home an egg
>She tells you that she's an adult now, or so teacher said, and that her teacher's instructed her to practice laying eggs for when she's able to be a housewife
>TFW you will never apply KY directly to her feathered funhole as she pushes out another egg
>You had never noticed it before, but she was filling out, already at her final stage of growth
>She will never get sad when you remind her it's a dummy egg and doesn't have a baby in it
>She will never cry about how she'll never be Papa's bride
>You will never tenderly impregnate your Harpy daughteru that very day, losing yourself in pent up sexual frustration, her talons clawing at your back as you drive your cock home deep inside of her at the nape of her cervix and pumping every last ounce of the past ten years into her
>You will never run home from work in several days, she's nestled in a custom made nest of hay that the school supplied
>A bead of sweat rolling down her forehead as she proudly shows you the baby you both made
>You will never think to yourself that while you may have failed as a father, perhaps you can find happiness as a husband
>After all... she's Papa's bride

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847897
Why do you hate happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847897
Plus, we have a great healthcare plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847902
>happiness
>slavery

>>12847903
Damn, that's good. How long is the paladin training process?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847845
So instead you take and treat them like housepets. It's like you never learned from their history what happens if you try and supress humans.

>>12847835
You are right that direct violance won't solve anything in a world that is completely dominated by MG. Working from the shadows will be far more effective. Training people to use wards and spells and slowly spreading out the word. Converting those few MG that agree to your cause and slowly building up to slowly take the world back, step by step.

Nevertheless, I will admit that if things were that far the world would already be doomed. I doubt there would be many females left to sustain humanity.

>>12847871
I see your point, and with your own mind you will always be plotting an escape or having hope for better times. Though understand, that if your body truly was beyond your control your free will meant nothing. I would rather die than have either taken away from me completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847902
I'd rather take it safe than become a "drug addicted cumpump"

>>12847903
Is it possible if I can bring in my nephew too, I'd rather he had a safe childhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847904
Three to five years, depending on your specialization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847865

>Pissed Off Oni Born Guy: Origins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847908
Well, we do have a ball-pit.

Although, Cardinal Rogers hangs out there all day, so..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847899
http://i.imgur.com/ItpZfM0.jpg
I can imagine that displays of human tenacity might "imprint" on the younger monstergirls.
>>12847900
Bingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847914
Who's Cardinal Rogers?

I find it insulting you'd assume my nephew is a five year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847897
Good to hear. Remember that even if the training doesn't seem your thing, that you are always welcome to join one of the shorter courses.

Warding and rune courses and mental resistance training are highly popular among those who want to be in a stronger position but don't want to fully devote themselves to the order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847922
If he's older than seven, you have nothing to worry about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847927
Why would I have to worry about him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847904
You guys don't understand.You see, all men are sluts. The women and the world leaders know that if men now about their slutiness, they would be harder to control. So the governments and the feminists conspire to force men into the role of docile workers for the state. They teach them that it's their duty to obey authority, to work hard for their country, to give a woman whatever she wants and not to upset her,.

Monstergirls know this and they are sad. They just want to make a society where the power hungry leaders who only want what's good for them cast out. They want men to discover how slutty they really are. They wan men to toss off their chains and fin their waifu. They want men to find what makes them happy, not slaving around in a cubicle for 9-5. They want to end all petty wars and struggles and make everyone live in harmony. By killing monsters you're playing into the hands of the selfish brats that own the earth and don't want to let go.

Think about i kid, do the right thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847931
well it's just, when the cardinal sees boys in the pit, surrounded by balls, he gets a little...weird.

But High command says it's nothing, so all is well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847939
You're using drug addiction to control people.
You have no moral high ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847945
Morals are subjective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847939
Monster pls

Go die and stay die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847949
>m-muh moral relativism
And taking away someone's mental and personal freedom not as punishment has never been considered moral, as far as I know. Go away, monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847939

What has of you smokings comrade? What is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847945
Only on criminals and terrorists. Think of it as aggressive rehabilitation

[Anonymous No.]

I swear that story causes more idiocy in these threads than anything .less or bob have ever come up with.
Gotta congratulate whoever wrote it since it does what it is intended to do extremely well but for that very reason you are a goddamn cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847939
Begone heretic, you'll find no fools among these good men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847939
i'm pretty sure you don't free people by getting them addicted to drugs so you can control them.

>>12847958
that's bullshit and you know it. oomukade, manticore, etc. aren't just going to take criminals and terrorists as husbandos and they don't get any choice in the matter either. besides, you can redefine 'criminal' to include anyone with a bit of logical fuzziness.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Monstergirls.

http://i.imgur.com/KbPEMts.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847959
I still remember that one guy sperging about how he'll hate monstergirls because of it.
I regret capping and stitching it together, it looked like shit so I thought people wouldn't use it. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Valkyrie onee-san to keep me safe from the big scary monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847971
>hate monstergirls
I like monstergirls. It's just that story brought me to the realization that humans can't coexist with venomous MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847972
Ara ara ~, or yandere?

Or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847975
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847979
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847952
Hey man I'm just saying that some people are undeserving of self determination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847959
At least these discussions are somehow entertaining. The other ones are just pure shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847980
She'll have glasses too.

Glasses yandere a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847982
>some people are undeserving of self determination.
>Who determines that?
>Me of course lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847965
Monsters know that men can be overly emotional at sometimes an they do things they shouldn't do. They're glad to help a men back on the straight and narrow. and I already told you, monsters just want humans to love them, they'll only use venom and magic in dire situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847987
Foggy glasses + slasher smile = olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847989
What determines 'dire'? Who made them the objective judges of anything?
>They're glad to help a man back on the straight and narrow.
From their perspective, which is distinctly different from the human perspective and incredibly unhealthy for the man. They may look happy after you break them but they'll never actually be happy ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847985
>At least these discussions are somehow entertaining.
No, when you have seen exactly this kind of muh paladin muh freedom bullshit a dozen times already they really aren't

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847939
>>12847958
And what defines a criminal? I'm willing to bet that whoever stands in the way of a society totally controlled by MG will be labbeled as one. And even then, there are so many MG out there who naturally have and use these abilities. I have an odd feeling in my guts that you are lying through your teeth my fellow brother.

Or should I say, Tanuki in disguise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847997
i dunno
i like the debate of what free will means and subjective vs objective morality
unless you'd rather we go back to 'cute fox girl wat do' that is almost all of the rest of the discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847989
So if a guy doesn't feel his relationship with a monster he's dating isn't working out and wants to dump her that gives her free right to do whatever she wants for muh husband muh true wuv?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847997
I agree with >>12848003

Besides, the thread is almost out of gas anyway, why not milk it for something challenging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847993
They can use mind control in self defense, or if he requests it.
>>12848000
A criminal is anyone harms others for their own gain. Thieves, Rapists, Terrorists, and all kinds of nasty folk. Removing their bad will is doing everyone a favor.

>>12848006

Do humans rape each other every-time they are rejected? No. The same goes for monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095
>tfw senpais did not notice and put on blog

>>12837144
got my stuff on pixiv. pretty fun place. dA a shit.
http://www.pixiv.net/mypage.php#id=9140955

>>12837236
couldn't help it
http://i.imgur.com/tNn5vuJ.png
also. Laven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847988
No way dude, I'm just a guy. I leave that up to the monster girls who just want the best lives for all the prospective husbands of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848015
Because these discussions are purely based on a stupid what if hypothesis and if I want to mentally challenge myself I'm gonna go and learn for the colloquium I have in two weeks.
I'm here for pictures and storys of cute monstergirls, not semi-deep philosophical chit chat and the purge greentexts they tend to generate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848034
>got my stuff on pixiv.
I saw, Enjoy those ratings mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848035
They are self interested actors. To claim otherwise is lying.

>>12848025
>Do humans rape each other every-time they are rejected? No. The same goes for monsters.

That is logically inconsistent with the given information.
>and all kinds of nasty folk.
Here is where you stumble. What defines 'nasty folk'? Why, anyone who disagrees with an MG, of course? Thoughtcrime is forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848035
>leave that up to the monster girls
U wot?

>>12848039
That's fair enough I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848034

Senpais like one link we can reference. I'll mention it in today's post if a certain vampire hasn't beaten me to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848035
So you want monsters to be judge, jury and executioner?

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848045
Nasty folk are the ones who want to hurt monstergirls, and deny them happiness. Rapists who prey on the weak, serial killers following some sort of logic hat only makes sense to them, those anti-monster terrorists and paladins that engage in terror campaigns against the population. The world is much better without them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848066
Man, that horse is so high, you can't even see the ground, can you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848066
What about monsters that would be the same fucking thing?

Life isn't sunshine and happiness faggot, monsters would be as bad if not worse than 3dpd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848059
If monstergirls know what's better then us then our leaders, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848066
> hurt monstergirls, and deny them happiness
Eeesh. So, human rights don't account into this at all.
You're a tyrant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837095

Electrical Machines: C-
>mechanical engineer detected

I came here to laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
6th Grader Jabberwocky everytime!

I know if I stay persistent, I'll awaken the inner Dragon inside her and get her to lust and protect my young cute smile, and she'll cuddle me in her delicious brown arms and purple claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848074
At least I don't support murderers and bigots,

>>12848078
>>12848078
It's the same as human society. Everyone, monster and human deserve freedom and happiness. If you try to take away that happiness, you are punished

.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848093
Fuck off monster shill.

I'd rather fuck an elf than the bitches you try to push.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848093
>Everyone, monster and human deserve freedom and happiness.
And yet you prioritize monster happiness over human happiness.
Scum. you support slavers.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to cum inside Ryuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848093
>At least I don't support murderers and bigots
You're right, slavers and rapists are far better company...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848103
Have fun with your human women budy.

>>12848106
I never said that. I just said that I think monstergirls would be better leaders then Harry Goldstein and his puppet presidents pals who only look out for themselves and the world crumbles around them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848106
But monster happiness is human happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848118
>I never said that.
>>12848066
>Nasty folk are the ones who want to hurt monstergirls, and deny them happiness.
Nothing about humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848103
There's nothing wrong with Elves anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848120
This guy understands. Monstergirls just want a happy and healthy husbando to cuddle and fuck. Why do none of you get this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848118
I would rather watch the fucking world burn than live in a world where monsters are dominant.

You can fuck off if you try to convince me that living like the blacks did in the seventies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848129
>Implying everyone cares about what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848110
I want to have a Kiki harem as my personal maid squad.

And a P'Orc harem as my personal security detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848118
Friend it truly sounds like you are delusional. What makes you think that monstergirls would be any better? Their goal is to quickly take over control over the male population to ensure their survival and to eradicate and convert the female population as fast as possible.

What you seek is genocide and destruction of the human race. You are either blind, a fool or both. Or perhaps you are a monster in disguise, here to gain followers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848138
Mah nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848120
>>12848129
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

So what would you want your Monster Waifu to propose to you with? A ring? A collar? A Blue Feather? I mean, unless you want to propose to her I guess.

I'd personally love to get a collar she picked out just for me to wear, with my name engraved. I think that would be so romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848151
Collar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848151
A ring will do.

Collars are usually for bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848124
That was just an example of the awful people monstergirls an humans would have to live with. Of course human-on-human and Monster-on-Human crime would be punished.

>>12848132
You would have everything you wanted and more. Monsters are very generous. Expect for dragons and tanukis.

>>12848135
Like I said, many of you are brainwashed into not knowing what you truly want. That's why monstergirls exist.

>>12848139
The introduction of magic to the masses , the destruction of the chains society heaped on you, the ability to seek the job and life that YOU want and someone that truly loves you. All for a few changes in humankind. It's worth it. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848151
I don't want to get married, that shit is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848151
A dick ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848165
>not knowing what you truly want
You might wanna try reading that again. I said, not everyone gives a damn about what MGs want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848151
Proposing to a mg waifu? are you crazy they'd die of heart attacks from the hnnnng.

Unless they're undead at which point you'd make their still hearts beat again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848151
I'm fine with any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848181
>not everyone gives a damn about what MGs want
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848194
>DealWithIt.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848181
And why don't they? It's a win/win for everybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848189
So yes? Don't you want to shower them with your absolute love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848165
Oh fuck off.

I would honestly rather rip my throat out if I was forced into that kind of life, not to mention throwing the chunks I rip out at the person/monster that forced me in to that kind of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848199
It's only a win if I get what I want, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848199
>win/win
"I get something valuable to me, and you get to be a slave! Win/win!"
Without freedom you are enslaved. That is a life choice that very few would take willingly, which is why you use drug addiction, mind control, and outright honest slavery to control others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846923
>>12846930
>>12846982
>>12846933
>>12846961
>shotashit
It's so good to not be alone. But why are there so fucking many shota posts? Does everyone but us want to self-insert as a kid or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848151
I want to propose to an Oomukade. Doesn't matter what with, her reaction would be adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848207
>>12848208
>>12848215
When was being a slave ever brought up. You'll just be living in a world where the leaders want happiness for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Manticore propose to you?

http://i.imgur.com/grRbyvh.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848229
In between you getting the shakes and her poisoning you, you mean?

>>12848235
And you have no rights and can never leave and are forcibly addicted to drugs to dissuade you from trying to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848227
There're only five, anon.

Nothing is forcing you to read them, or stopping you from creating your own scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848227
I would assume lots of them are femdomfags, and as such enjoy being "vulnerable", but that's just an uneducated guess.

Disclaimer. I dont care if anyone is a femdomfag, just spitballing here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848238
Carefully_______________

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848238
Tender rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848235
Why does this sound so..."North Korean" to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848242
>In between you getting the shakes and her poisoning you, you mean?
Of course, it'd be worth it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848238
They obviously propose by V'ing you, why do you think they have two pussies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
Eat baked goods at with Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848259
My brother of african descent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848238
Their vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847084
Go to Kiki's house and play simon says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848255
Because MGE is Pro monster propaganda hidden under a blanket while everyone who supports it is saying "no man, it's all cool and everyone is happy"

Similar to NK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848268
You should ask her to clean your room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848242
Of course you'll have all your rights, nobody would be happy if they didn't. And you will not be forcibly addicted to drugs. That's either when a monstergirls mindbreaks you and breaks the law, or it's part of your reintroduction into society when you've proven time and time again that you can't play nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848258
>>12848265
If their tailpussy is so great, how could their normal vaginas top it?

http://i.imgur.com/4Up6Oqt.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848238
Better Question, what Healthcare does a Disgusting Manticore have to heal after I make sure she never bothers me again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848280
Now that's a manticore I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848278
and yet our rights are less important than the happiness of MGs.
Fuck off, propaganda-fountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848290
Behind as in fucking her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848293
Obviously, that goes without saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848291
When did I ever mention that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848290
Well, poor Leona is more of a yan switch than sub now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848290
Maledomfag pls. Go to fuck something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848311
Well, it's better than the alternative.

>>12848321
Or what? You gonna beg me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848165
Complete genocide of humankind is not a few changes. Magic can be introduced in other ways. If such a thing is even needed. With the current direction technology is heading we likely won't ever be in need of magic. Besides, magic is just science we don't understand yet. We'll figure magic out on our own eventually in any case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848322
>Or what? You gonna beg me?
Or kick your ass, whatever you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848304
>>12848066
Stop lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848329
And then it won't be considered magic. But once people subscribe to a scientific mindset, magic doesn't exist as a real phenomenon, but just as a term for something you can't yet explain with science. Of course, that's assuming the definition doesn't change, as it sometimes does if you have a paradigm shift or explosively popular trends, which might be set by marketing, or by the individuals in the community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848337
Wow, you're really gonna threaten someone for having a fetish you don't like?

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848337
>2Badass4me

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck isn't the thread dead yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848329
It's not genocide. The human race will still be around, but they'll be in different bodies, think transhumanism. Also, you have no idea what magic is. Still pretending you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848235
With everyone I assume they mean all males and monstergirls right? I assume they would wipe out the female portion of humanity fairly quick. After which all males would be converted into incubi and humanity dies out entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848353
Um...MAMONO MANA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848339
Oh no. People who violate the laws of society have their rights taken away. It's a good thing us humans don't do this.

[Anonymous No.]

I rewatched Forrest Gump yesterday. I think Wurms would be like Forrest. Not literally retarded, just very simple.

Now every time I see a picture of a Wurm, the voice pops into my head, "I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump."

Thanks for letting me share.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo is they guy who was writing that alp story still working on it?

[Anonymous No.]

All these middle class kids who have never lived a hard life is bitching about muh freedoms. Holy hell. Ill admit that Im being hypocritical here and I dont have any right to look down on you but still if you lived in economic poverty everyday and a MG offers you to become her husband, give me a wa and comfy home with a wife every day than freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! The Lilim ruling over the Demon Realm near where you live has decide she wants you! And not for tender love, but to brutally mindbreak and rape in ways that would make Matangos blush.

However, there is hope! This Monster Girl is a knight trained from birth, and has had a crush on you for the longest time, and has decided to confess her feelings and her desire to protect your smile! She will protect you from the Lilim's goons, and eventually challenge the Lilim to a Lady's Dual over your heart. And no, fighting the Lilim on your own is not an option, you'll be already raped.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Roll to determine waifu.

After doing so, roll between 1 and 5 to determine your brand of femdom she'll have.

http://www.random.org/

1 will have her treat you as a princess. She'll princess carry you, refer to you as a princess even if you object to it, and treat you as if you were incredibly fragile.

2 will have her treat you as a servant, who'll serve as her support. You'll cook for her, clean her armor and herself. She'll still love you deeply though and treat you kindly, even if she's a bit himedere.

3 will have her treat you as a pet. She'll cuddle and love you, molest you, all that fun stuff. She'll make sure you're pampered and loves petting your head. Collar is required.

4 will have her treat you as her little brother. She'll train you(If you want, otherwise you can count on your big sis to care for you), play wrestle, all that fun stuff. Though she'll be overbearing and extremely protective, since no matter how much training she gives you, she'll still fret.

5 will have her treat you as an object. She'll seem nearly emotionless and unaware of your feelings or desires, but will put what she feels is your well-being above all else. While she looks cold, she'll love spending every moment cuddling you.

How do you feel about your knight in shining armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848371
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848371
We all have a price, but some of us don't sell at a discount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
All of those sound like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>brand of femdom she'll have.
No sorry, not interested, but do go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848371
Just ignore obnoxious edgy anti-monster posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>roll between 1 and 5 to determine your brand of femdom she'll have
This is not going to end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Hellhound knight.
A-at Least I'm safe.

>Femdom level 1

Crisis averted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848385
Which is funny, cause he sure as hell sounds just as edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
Matango and a 1.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848244
I thought as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375

I got succubus. Fucking really?

Okay, you know what? I'm moving to Mars. They won't get me there.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to deny a tsundere what they want untill they admit they want it. Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Goblin
>2
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848404
You're actually super right

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848404
No. That is great taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375

Beelzebub and a 4

i have mixed feelings over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Demon Lord
>2
So she will tell her daughter to fuck off?

Also
>level 2 femdom already treats you as a servant
Dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Devil bug
>4
Not that bad, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848371
The thing is, freedom can be basically any shit you want, want to live a comfy life with your waifu on some warm house? sure, but don't think because that's what you like don't mean it's the ultimate good ending for every man, what about the wanderlust people?, the ones who desire adventure?,the ones who don't even give a fuck and jsut want to have epic combats every day?

The problem with living in poor conditions is that you end up conforming with whatever if that takes you from your shitty life, just look how japanese are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Dragon princess
https://i.imgur.com/8k3xhy0.gif

i'm okay with this . jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848370
I need this as well. PLEASE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848422
You know I think Devil Bug would be an interesting concept if they had just a bit of intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848425
http://youtu.be/UAzogHxsl6Y?t=6m36s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Matango
>4
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a cute human boy who works a dead-end job at Monster Girl City with a grumpy older Tanuki Girl and a shy but sweet Oomukade, and have a mutual crush on the Oomukade, but stuck dating an abusive sadist Manticore because I feel that's the best I deserve. I then want the mean Manticore mistress to mysteriously disappear, as the Oomukade dries my tears and sweeps me away to heal and satisfy my codependent nature with a gentle heart and smile, and with sweet understanding. I then want to get brutally attacked by a Singing Alraune at my job and find out that the Oomukade fed my old Manticore girlfriend and our Tanuki boss to it in order to give herself fame and fortune, as she admits she did it all for me, so we could move out and live a happy life far away from Monster Girl City. I'll then tearfully tell her to feed me to the Alraune, so that it can give her all the fame and fortune she desires, and make her more happy than I ever could. I want my last moments as the world fades to black being me holding the Oomukade's hands as she reluctantly hands me to the Alraune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848371
I'd take it.
I just wouldn't take 'become addicted to this drug and become a slave, for the good of me'.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you raise a curious Houndeye daughteru?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8_R2OMgNUY

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848470
Whatever floats your boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848470
Oh yeah that sounds nice and all.

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848446
Yeah, I assumed that she has a bit of intelligence, otherwise option 4 just won't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848470
>Guaranteed replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
Hobgoblin with 1

I am ok with all of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Unicorn
>femdom
Even if she did go femdom only number 4 sounds like it would be ok. That being said I would hold the fuck out of a unicorns hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848481
>>12848485
>>12848498
>Not wanting ironic suffering mixed with musical numbers

Didn't know it was pleb hour here in /mgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Ren Xiongmao
>3
Eh, not sure what should I say. Petplay a shit. Especially if it's not actually play

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Kitsune-bi
>Level 3 femdom
Great, so I have a wandering fire spirit that'll molest me , probably tease me, and pamper me in exchange for granting me the ability to fire bend like a Shounen protag
Did I just get Dakini?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848522
>bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
Yeah, see, the thing with these roll challenges is that there has to be variety. Not Femdom A, Femdom B, Femdom C, Femdom D, and Femdom E. Otherwise it takes all the the fun of gambling out of it, since the outcome is still pretty fixed. Not to mention excluding anyone who isn't a femdom.

I would have gone with a much wider spread like yandere, femdom, maledom, switch, tsundere, kuudere, etc. Or at least something that's not just five variations of the same fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848556
>Not to mention excluding anyone who isn't a femdom.
So less than 1% of participants in these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848560
That's bullshit and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848560
How'd you come up with that number?

Protip: Don't pull numbers out of your ass, it makes you look stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848560
There have been a few polling attempts on /mgt/, and most have come up with the femdom population being in the 40-50% range. So a lot, but not an overwhelming majority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848560
Go away faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848571
>Protip: Don't pull numbers out of your ass, it makes you look stupid.
But I've seen people do it all the time!
See: >>12848572


>>12848568
Not really. It's a femdom fetish.


>>12848580
I was here first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848586
The MG blog poll put femdom at 42%, so a 40-50% range doesn't sound entirely made up. You can go over to the blog and see the old polls in the sidebar if you want the exact number breakdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848586
>But I've seen people do it all the time!

Well, that obviously makes it ok. /s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848470

What is the plot of Little Shop of Horrors?

[Anonymous No.]

Wow. We actually ran out of images.


In any case, would you a Kejourou Onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848628
I dunno, I like long hair, but she's a bit much.

Also, no big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848628
No.

But I'd bully a P'Orc onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848628
>would you a Kejourou Onee-san?
How is this even a question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848628
There's an answer besides yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848280

I'd imagine a Manticore's vagina would be like plunging your cock in warm, sticky dough that sticks and sucks, and compresses down, and undulates.

All while the ridged walls gently massage your glans to bring you to climax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848652
>warm, sticky dough

I really hope you're not the guy who bakes my bread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848664
>buying bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848375
>Demon lord
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHASUCKIT
>Roll 5
Well, at least there won't be mindbreak?

>>12848421
You got it nice bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848677
>>12848664
>eating bread
>as a part of your regular diet

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>>12848677

I'm sorry, you're right. A mixture of shit and melted cheese is what I should've said.

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>>12848651
>There's an answer besides yes?
Rape.

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>>12848683
>not enjoying bread with your curry
>or meatloaf sandwiches
>or turkey

Get on my level.

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>>12842731

>Ah, Pharaoh.
>Oh man, she really hates me, let me tell ya.
>One little kindergarten shoving match in a sandbox and I managed to get me an enemy for life.
>Her, that shiny bug and that fucking jackal've dedicated their lives to ruining my day, every day since.
>Kinda have a thing for the Hathorite, though.
>Always have.
>Too bad she's fuckin' terrified of me.
>Litterally starts shaking and crying when I get too close for reasons I can't fuckin' comprehend.
>Not that I'm too popular with the girls anyway, don't really fit into what's in style these days.
>Too short to be a bishounen.
>Too tall to be a shota.
>And I ain't putting on a damned dress for anybody's liking.
>Part of the reason why I'm usually on the shit-end of the social totem pole at school.
>Most of the time, I don't give a shit.
>Sometimes it gets me down.
>Mention it to my mom once at dinner.
>She just starts laughing.
>"You've just got too much VIRTUS for your own good."
>Grumble quietly that that doesn't help much.
>Pretend not to enjoy head-pat.
>Such is life as the adoptive Son of Mars.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still love your waifu if she couldn't speak? If she were blind, or deaf? How much would you put up with if you had your waifu?
What if she couldn't feel anything physically?

Captcha: titme

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>>12848375
>Monster:
Books.
Seeing as that's not actually a monster, I rerolled and got Kitsune-bi.
>number
Four.

How can a spirit have a younger brother? Is she thousands of years old? Has she been waiting for my birth since before my great grandparents were born? Questions, questions...

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>>12848721
As long as she can play some mean pinball, my deaf and blind waifu would still be the apple of my eye.

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>>12848721
I could deal with deaf. Having to learn sign language is something I have always wanted to do.

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>>12848716
Heh.

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>>12848721
>If she couldn't speak
Silent but loving mantis is a thing. I'd still love her.

>If she couldn'd see
Remember that blind lizardgirl picture? I'd still love her.

>If she couldn't hear
Ctrl+C Ctrl+V.

>If she couldn't physically feel anything
Ghostgirls and succuviruses are a thing. I haven't seen it, but I imagine it'd play out like that movie titled "Her".

>How much would you put up with if you had your waifu?
Dude, she's my waifu. I'd literally give up my dick for her if it meant her happiness and safety. And my eyes. And my legs.
Hell, I think the only person I'd sacrifice more for would be my daughteru.

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How would your favorite monstergirl kind deal with a sleepy bored guy who seems to almost drag himself around wherever he goes and is quick to refuse to do anything that requires more effort than blinking and breathing?

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>>12848764
>refuse
It's not like the ushi-oni gives a shit.

Prepare your pelvis, son.

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After weeks of waiting for your papers to be approved you're finally able to enter [local MGC goes here]

But with one catch! You must go through a month of screening so that you don't accidentally break a poor MG's heart.

For that month a Lilim will alter your appearance so that you look very effeminate and constantly approached by guys to make sure you won't go alp during your stay in [local MGC]

After the month is over you will be moved into your living area of choice and a large sum of cash if you don't go alp, but if you fail you must become the wife of whoever you feel most attached to.
Would you go through it for your waifu?

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>>12848764
Find a kikimora. They have a fetish for that sort of thing. Or a dormouse daki to hang out with him.

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>>12848764
Dormouse wouldn't do anything beside nap with him.
Hopefully they don't starve.

>>12848769
Of course.

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>>12848769
Fuck you MGC, I'm not doing any of that shit.

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A little late in the thread so now's a good time to ask.

Anybody see or know what happened to that Blind Kikamora Greentext? I wasn't around to catch it. I'm afraid it died without an ending.

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>>12848769
>Would you go through it for your waifu?
I don't believe Lilim, so no. Probably just looking for a chance to alp me legally.

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>>12848764
>Anubis
He'll be broken down, and rebuilt. Faster, stronger, smarter, better. But most of all, an expert masseur and tail brusher.

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>>12848779
Oh, speaking of vanishing stories, whatever happened to Bromont's Christmas Cake special? Did he ever resume after the 1st day, or is he still on hiatus?

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>>12848785
Would it be possible to massage her paws so good it gives her small orgasms?

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>>12846911
>monstergirls will fade into obscurity

oooooh, this makes me want to write a Don Quixote-esque like story in the MGE world, where humanity invited gunpowder, rendering both MGs and Paladins useless, and on the brink of extinction.

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>>12848795

People are vanishing, Anon.

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>>12848795
I'll assume it's dead just like all the rest. ;_;

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>>12848797
Nonstandard orgasms are a favourite of mine. You know that shivery feeling you get when you feel something really nice? Or ASMR, if you want to call it that. Basically, that feeling some people get when they have their head rubbed.

Now imagine that, but intense enough to bring an anubis to full-body orgasm, and all from the feeling of your fingers squeezing and spiraling into those pliable pawpads.

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>>12848817
>Rubbing an Anubis' footpaws vigorously and with practiced care
>She starts to squirm
>Increase intensity
>She's writhing now, gasping
>Hips start to lift
>Go for the one point you've learned always works
>Her paw-toes flex down and curl around your hand, claws digging lightly into your skin
>Anubis moans loudly and stiffens as she cums, soaking through her panties
>Panting, she stares at you and then informs you your services will be well rewarded as she strips off her dripping undergarment

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>>12848375
Mimic Type 4

Do not know. At least I will be safe I guess

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>>12848375
>Lilim
>1
I don't know if I should feel flattered that two incredibly powerful demon sisters are fighting over me, or fear for my pelvis.

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>>12848375
>gazer
>2

does this mean she'll play video games with me to

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>>12848151
>Anubis proposes
>Slave collar GET.

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>>12848375
>Cheshire Cat Onee-San
...meh.

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>>12848764
>tfw this is how I feel a lot of the time.

>>12848785
>>12848797
>>12848817
>>12848840
>tfw this is all that I want in life
>tfw it hurts more and more that it won't happen ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Which of you fags was this?
>>>/v/277452639

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>>12848912
You know that specific phrase is an old legacy from /a/, right?

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>>12842686
Please stop posting this, i keep cutting myself on all that forced edge

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>>12848912
>/v/

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>>12848912
>All that Ms. Fortune art.
YES.

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>>12848375
>Dormouse

I'm screwed already, even without the number roll.

>2

...So I'm being protected by Caitlin from Pokemon?

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>>12848912
I dunno, but both of those options are great.
I'd go with itty bitty if I had to choose though.

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>>12848944
How are you not leaning towards big fat? The more parts of your waifu that make a comfy pillow the better.

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>>12848375
>Nightmare
>5
I'm never going to have a good-night's sleep ever again am I?

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>>12848912
That thread really started going to shit towards the end.

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>>12848960

I really wish Janet make a sticky post where she states that 3k posts is the max.

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>>12848953
I just like petite girls more. It's pretty close though.

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>>12848912
Jesus Christ. I cat believe this shit.

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>>12848912
The fact that it's supposedly a writefag thread makes me curious.
The post with the GMilf Kitsune makes me think Bob is there.
>>12848976
That's nyat a problem.

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>>12848966
>I just like petite girls more

My nigga. Petite girls have the optimal body structure to be entirely engulfed in your arms when you hug them.

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>>12848979
It's not bob. Guy said he has nothing he's written saved. Also he's locked outside his house, and it's cold out. kek

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>>12848990
Heh

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>>12848959
YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH.

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>>12848983
They're also optimal for princess carries. Still, I like some meat on my women somewhere.

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>>12849011
I'd rather be the one getting carried, held in the paws of a big strong jinko/manticore/etc.

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>>12849025
>not wanting to princess carry your jinko/manticore/oni
faggot-kun pls

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>>12849030
Not him but I'd a loli-core, but not a CC-core.

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>>12849030
>Princess carry a manticore
>You now have no hands free to defend yourself
>She wraps her arms around your neck so you can't put her down and starts raping you with her tailpussy
YES.

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>>12849030
>tfw you will never gently princess carry an ushi-oni to your honeymoon suite after your wedding
Life is truly suffering.

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>>12849030
at five and a half feet tall, I'm not carrying a seven foot tall built woman who is going to tip the scales at over 300 lbs.

She carries me into bed for mutual snuggling and cuddling.

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>>12849037
>Princess carry
>Something with a right angle in their spine
How? That's as difficult and a worse idea than carrying a centaur variety.

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>>12849043
I dunno. She's also probably over a thousand kilograms, taller, and more massive than you.

Demonic energy?

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>>12849030
He wants what he wants.

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>>12849043
She also would probably not wait for a wedding ceremony to drag him to the 'honeymoon suite' RAPE CAVE to get it on.

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>>12847084
>Do you go to the icecream shop down the street and say hello to the former school nurse Weresheep?

I might be 8 hours late but I know for a fact that you aren't the real MGK Anon!

Real MGK Anon never mentioned Nurse Weresheep...sadboyz.

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>>12849048
That only explains how you'd lift her. Her spine still needs to bend like 180 degrees to get the positioning right. Oh! I can add this to the list of things centaurs can't do!

1. pole dance
2. be princess carried
3. ???

>>12849053
I wanted to give the poor guy some semblance of a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

Captain rape with hobgoblin sidekick when?

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>>12849061
Hm.

You could... flip her upside down so she was staring at the floor.
You could... ask her to do the centaur equivalent of bending over at the waist so she'd be level enough to princess carry.
Or you could just have her princess carry you.

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I want to nibble on a Manticores ears while petting her tailpussy.

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>>12849070
What if it was a fluffy tailpussy?

Or do you prefer leathery?

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>>12849067
>flip her upside down so she was staring at the floor.
I want to see her kick her legs in the air like an upside down turtle. This is probably the only way that could work with an ushi.

>ask her to do the centaur equivalent of bending over at the waist so she'd be level enough to princess carry.
USHI ONI PLANKING, THE NEW HOTTEST CRAZE!

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>>12849074
Fluffy all day every day.