/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Would you name your daughter after a 2hu?

[Anonymous No.]

Why not? ;>

[Anonymous No.]

Alice

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa is an okay name. No one will know it's based on 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd name it after Yabadabadu, as she's a judge and it would be great if my kid got lots of money.

[Anonymous No.]

might as well ask what color i want my flying car to be

[Anonymous No.]

They're almost all japanese or asian sounding names though. So I'm not sure, maybe Meiling would work, that's a pretty generic name anyways. But Mokou or Mamizou would be a stretch. Also true I'd need a girl for that first, and one that lets me name our kid some weeb shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Hina is a cute name.

[Anonymous No.]

no, i wouldnt want my daughter to be bullied for having a silly name

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831952
I'm not sure how cute people outside /jp/ would find it

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia is a fine sounding name, can be nicknamed as Remi too

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia, Alice, Marisa, Elly, Ellen, Sara, Merlin, Merry and maybe Rumia seems normal enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831971
Merlin sure sounds normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831977
Better than Patchouli or Ishi Shiggy Yabadabadu I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd name my kid anything I please. Oddball names are fucking cool.

Disregard every random Joe and/or John who disagrees. They're fags.

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>>12831995
Patchouli is fine, it's the name of a flower, it just has bad connotation in some countries, Yamaxanadu well... yeah, xanadu is a bird so it's not that bad and Yama on it's own would be fine as well, he's the ruler of the dead, the two together sound a bit ridiculous though

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>>12831997
then name it xxxSePhiRoT420xxx, that will take the kid to distances

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832006
Odd does not equate into retarded.

Please apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832013
from the kid's pov, it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832016
Why should I give a shit about that?

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia is a good name, but I don't think I'd ever name my kid that since it's too obvious. I could get away with naming her Alice since it was my grandmother's name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832022
Alice is generic as fuck though

[Anonymous No.]

But what if god gives you a son instead of a daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832024
you can name him son gokuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832024
Name his Cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832023
It's not a particularly popular name anymore. Most people go with Alyssa or Allison something like that these days.

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>>12832033
There are still a lot of girls called Alice, be original damn it

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>>12832024
vega if girl altair if boy :^)

[Anonymous No.]

In the unlikely event of female offspring, if I'd name her something weeby, I'd probably go with something like Kimiko so she can use the nickname Kim at her convenience.

[Anonymous No.]

The more pertinent question is would your partner agree with your choice in naming your child?

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>>12832057
You can always go for the second or third, woman stop giving a fuck after the first one

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>>12832057
Does their opinion matter? Just tell her to shut up and accept it.

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>>12832063

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>>12832063
enjoy never getting a wife dude

[Anonymous No.]

I'd probably rather go for Athena or Alicia or something, touhou names sound weird even for japs

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832063
We'll call this one Dereck
...But its a girl
SHUT UP! We're calling it Dereck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832074
To be fair that's what americans do, guess why there are so many girls named Charlie, Billy, Sam and shit

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>>12832075
Clearly the solution is to name the kid with a GUID

[Anonymous No.]

JRPGs and stuff have pretty decent names, Katla sounds pretty good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832055
just imagine how awkward it would be to have an asian name while not being asian

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>>12832094

Psh plenty of Asians use Western names despite not being well Western

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>>12832067

Not him but isn't that the type of person girls are attractive to?

You know alpha, macho, aggressive male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832112
japs have western culture forced on them, not the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832074
>it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832113
Maybe if he's 350 pounds, bald and tatood. Some /jp/ browsing weeb has the best chance with a nice, relatively smart girl who'll tell you to fuck off straight away if you act like that

[Anonymous No.]

Alice
(R)Emilia
Marissa
Lorelei

I think these are good names of a female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832129
Why not Wakasagihime you pussy

[Anonymous No.]

I want a familyso much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831957
It's a real name, had an Indian girl in my class who was called it. Most people thought it was cute.

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>>12832537
well better get a gf then, shouldn't be that hard, look for an under average looking single girl ask her out on a date and score

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832546
I have a "barely survival" income. that's not happening
plus I don't want a random girl. I want one that is strong, sensible and healthy. not those drones you find at every corner or mental bitches.

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>>12832554
if you've got a job then you're gonna be fine, poor people have wives and kids too, just don't be alchoholic or a gambler, if you're picky you're never getting a girl, just be satisfied with having a nice girl that tolerates your pedo cartoons

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>>12832565
My job is "jobs" and its nowhere near reliable.
also I've lived as a poorfag for fifteen years or so and I have no intention to let my kids live through shit like that.

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>>12832634
it doesn't really matter as long as you manage, and don't forget that the girl will most likely have income too, I've been poor all my life too, better being born in a poor family than not being born at all, that's what I say

[Anonymous No.]

why do shrine maidens always give me such a massive boner? I'm not talking about reimu or that slut sanae, the traditional hakama is just so sexy.

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>>12831861
This guy has the right idea. In addition to being a "western" name that nobody would think twice about, Alice is a perfect name for a perfect girl, and if I had a daughter she'd be nothing less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832653
generic
boring
lame
dork

[Anonymous No.]

I'm an antinatalist and sterile, I can't have children and never would if I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832670
nice, less retards in the world :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831830

Acceptable tier: Marisa, Alice, Maribel, Ellen, Elly

Very Unusual But At Least Not Full Weeb tier: Patchouli, Sariel

Your Daughter Will Fucking Hate You For Her Entire School Life, Also You've Gone Full Weeb tier: Every other name

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>>12832697
Remilia is acceptable, it's a fine victorian british female name

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832697

Upon reading >>12831971 I realize I forgot a few

Sara to Acceptable tier
Remilia to Unusual tier

Everything else to Full Weeb tier

[Anonymous No.]

post more mikos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832697
Im asian so im allowed to name my daughter Meiling or Aya if i really wanted but Alice is top tier name

[Anonymous No.]

You can name her Marisa but in western cultures it is pronounced different than how it is in Japanese

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>>12832704

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>>12832697
Nazrin/Nasrin is a common persian name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832715
It's still stupid if you're not persian

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>>12832063
my mom and dad both wanted to name me something different while I was still a fetus and when I was born my mom secretly filled out the birth certificate information behind my dad's back with her preferred name, so yes her opinion does matter

[Anonymous No.]

Save that shit for middle names

If I had a daughter, I'd make her middle name Brynhyldyr or Valkyrie, or maybe Reimu.

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>>12832724
in my country middle names or third names rather is the name of your godfather, responsive to the gender, so I don't know how it is in other places but it's not something you can really choose, you can not use it if you don't want to but that's about it

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[Anonymous No.]

Why hasnt /jp/ legally changed their name to a 2hu related name? From now on I am Byakuren Hijiri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832728
In most countries, your parents can make your middle name literally anything, in some countries they even give you between to 2 to 4 middle names

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>>12832734
yeah well I dunno, I'm pretty sure it's the only christian country to use eastern name order as well so whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832711
>"Muh-rissa"

My fucking ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832763
>"uhh-ree-sooo"

My fucking ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832734
>spanish speaking nations

[Anonymous No.]

What about Flandre?
Is that too unusual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832774
no friend, I have 2 middles names and my sister has 4 and we are from poland

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832776
That one's too out there even for me. It's one of those names that everyone will butcher when trying to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832776
It's a french/dutch name, if you're one of those then it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Alice, although it would be based of the girl of Wonderland rather then the Puppeteer.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to name my son youmu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832784
Well it's french and you pronounce it as Flaandhr, most people will probably won't have a clue though

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832788
I don't know Japanese names that much but does that name work for both boys and girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832733
Nice to meet you friend I'm suwako

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>>12832792
japanese names are for the most part unisex, you can name a guy sakura and noone will care, it's more the endings that matter, like using -ko -hi is more feminine and using -suke -tarou -maru is more for boys

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>>12831956
She will be bullied for having a loser dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832798
>-maru
>Shinmyoumaru

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>>12832817
I guess maru is a bit more unisex as as well but it's still more boyish than feminine, and I don't think anyone actually uses it in japan nowadays since it's mostly used for ship names and you know that makes it less appealing to use for a kid

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>>12832776
>>12832785
according to wikipedia it's a region in Belgium where the name comes from, the English version being Flanders, so it's generally a surname not a given name but it probably doesn't matter that much, and the pronounciation is
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Nl-Vlaanderen.ogg

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832817

I want to force her to drink my semen until her stomach is completely full.

[Anonymous No.]

Perhaps a slight variation of a 2hu name.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari, because is western enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832867
How is Yukari western?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832763
>>12832769
my language is pronounced almost identically to japanese so marisa would still be marisa (´･ω･`)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832871
Some girls are called yukari on my city

[Anonymous No.]

Aya. Prettiest Touhou name. Shouldn't be too unusual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832888
I can't imagine what western country would use that name

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832891
Mexico
Also
My niece was called Sinai, I call her Sanae

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832933

How does it feel to refer to your niece as a cockthirsty megaslut who averages taking 2 gallons of semen a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832933
>mexico
>west
I'm not sure about that but okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831879
True, but it all depends on how you pronounce it. Muh-ri-suh (ri as in wrist) or Ma-re-sa (re as in redo)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832890
I completely forgot about Aya. That's an extremely acceptable name. Lyrica can be a good name too but it'd be weird if your daughter didn't like music. Letty, Parsee, and Medicine could work too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832933
>Sinai

OY VEY

[Anonymous No.]

When I marry my waifu I will our child Rei

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831967
Remi was the name of a dude in my sophomore physical science class. Don't do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832994
with the middle name Teh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832996
Remi is a frenchman's name

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>>12831830
I actually saw a kid around 8 a few days ago dressed like Yukari who's mother called her such.

Answer: No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12833089
What yukari dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832798
What do those endings mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832867
>>12832871
You can use the name Violet as a reference to Yukari. In the end its the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12833628
I prefer Murasaki for more weebness

[Anonymous No.]

I'll call her Sekibanki, teach her how to disembody her head, and hopefully she will own a banking network in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12833718
Sekibanking?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of faggot do you think I am touching a 3D woman, let alone copulating with one

[Anonymous No.]

I would call my daughter Sanae.

with a bit of luck she will grow as good slut who earn a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12833745

the worst kind, fgt

[Anonymous No.]

My cousins name is Nazrin.

[Anonymous No.]

Naming your children because of your incessant manchild desire to force your hobbies on to them? Grow up. I would name my offpsring Kaiden because it's beautiful & mystical sounding and isn't restricted by gender, it can be applied to all genders even pangender, I'm hoping to nurture my future child in a setting of gender acceptance using some fire webcomics that are on point about these kinds of issues.

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>>12833915
I know this is a joke but for the sake of future generations PLEASE

DO NOT EVER

NAME A CHILD

SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH "Aiden"

JUST

DONT

DO IT


NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12833987

Kaiden doesn't rhyme with Aiden unless you pronounce it wrong. Kai is pronounced like lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12833987
Y?

[Veinfag No.]

>>12831952
Hina is a common mexican name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832840
do not drown the inchling in semen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832734
I once met a dude whit "Paniagua de la fuente" And its pronounced "Pan y agua de la fuente" as last name.

It means "Bread and water of the fountain"
I cant imagine how bullied that guy was.

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>>12834019
No, it is not you goddamn liar.

[Veinfag No.]

>>12834086
I know atleast 3 Hina´s.
One of them is member of my family.

Where you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832976
Letty is an actual name in some places

[Anonymous No.]

>>12834089
In the middle of Mexico.

"Gina" sounds differently from "Hina". Now stop spreading your lies.

[Anonymous No.]

Names acceptable in the West:
Alice
Marisa
Letty
Miko
Letty
Remilia

Asian names:
Meiling
Aya
Kyouko
Yukari
Chen
Shizuha

Hippie or hipster names:
Luna
Merlin
Lyrica
Hina
Eirin
Tenshi (Angel)
Mystia(Misty)/Lorelei

[Veinfag No.]

>>12834118
Northwest mexico here.
Its only Gina if you are a chilango.
No quiero empezar otra pelea con alguien por pronunciaciones por ser del sur y el norte otravez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12834123
You listed letty twice

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>>12833915
I dont get the reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>12834092
Letty Whiterock's name was based on the character Lettie Blacklock from Agatha Christie's: A Murder is Announced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12834134
No I didn't

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>>12834131
"Gina" is still the pet name of "Georgina".

[Anonymous No.]

>>12834019
>>12834089
Neta wey?

Presentame a tu prima Hina

I'll give her all of my misfortune if you know what I mean.

[Veinfag No.]

>>12834151
Checked again, only my aunt is written Hina, the other 2 are Gina.

>>12834153
Well if you are into 68 year old women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832994
> Rei
> Not based USAKA
It's like you want m00t to hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12833787
>Bad news mate. She's gonna do it for free.

[Anonymous No.]

if I had a daughter I'd name her Lemonkeyface

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831830

Ive actually really thought about Remilia or Alice.

Being European though it works and doesn't sound retarded and weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831949
I asked my brother to get an opinion from someone not into Touhou and he said Meiling is an odd name, unless his wife was Asian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12835696
Meiling is like the most generic chinese name a girl can have. It's as odd as any asian name.

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>>12831830
I named my boy Reimu. Wasn't a problem.

My wife is pregnant with a girl, but I have already decided that her name will be Hitlerike.

Now you'll say they'll be bullied in school, but I'm going to homeschool them. I will teach them about the only two things that matter in life: The gun and the Bible.

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>>12835714
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831949
My girlfriend is from Hong Kong (but she speaks Mandarin as well). I asked her about the name and she told me that the name is fine. But its very old fashioned. Like a name her grandparents would have.

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>>12831830
Probably not. But if I were, I'd name her from either of the following: Ran, Alice, Marisa, Lily, Maribel, or Remilia.

I'm in Asia anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12835019
If I had a son I'd name him Pubert, so I could call him Pubes for short

[Anonymous No.]

If its a boy I'll name it Zyzz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12835718
doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837137
Cursed to die young and just after having achieved his peak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837137
He will never make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831830
Imma name my daughter Wriggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837175
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831949
but Remilia and Flandre are both French names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12838001
You're a french name

[Anonymous No.]

Her middle name, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Reisen is a cute name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837968
doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12837750
wriggle wriggle wriggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>12831971

I had a co-worker who I called "Marisa" and she seemed to think that was strange.

That was probably because he name wasn't Marisa, though.

I don't know what her name was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845266
cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>12834153
>wey
It's guey, guey.


>>12831830
Simple names no one would think twice about. Alice. Marisa. Ellen. Remilia could work too. If you have an Asian daughter name her Meiling or Yukari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845189
Reisen means "to travel" in German

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845374
you wouldn't name a kid "to travel" though would you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845374
>>12845379
Or it could be Raisin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12845423
raisin my donger

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832115
>Jap culture is not forced onto Western culture

Dude? Why do you think you're here? japanese television shows affected you enough to make you interested in them

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>>12831830
Only after talking with my waifu since she's from us both.

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>>12846036
once we're forced to walk around in a hakama, build houses with eastern architecture and write store sings in japanese I'll give you a point but until then 0,01% of the population having an interest in a foreign culture, who get ostracised for it, is nowhere near the same as the westernification of japan

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>>12832728
>>12832734

I have 4 middle names, both male and female names are in there. They're not the names of my godfathers nor the names of any particular family member. No one cares, you can put whatever in there.

I know a dude that has several bird names as his middle names

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832776
>What about Flandre?
Why would you name your kid after part of a country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846080
It's Flander you goddamn sissy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846086
>Flandre
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flandre_(Belgique)

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846139
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flanders

Eat shit, frenchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846068
What's even the point of that. I was already thinking that one name is perfectly enough for a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846183
Having just a first name and a last name is not unique. Lots of people are called Dave Jones. How to tell them apart? Make it Dave Edward Stuart Jones, or D. E. S. Jones, only 1 person on earth with that name

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846250
Why not just give him one unique name instead of 5 shitty generic ones. He wouldn't have to bother with some long ass fucking name for his ID cards and signing anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably not, especially for the fact I would avoid having a daughter.

If I did I would call her Chen though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846316
I like Jackie too

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>>12846257
Yes, let's see the registers which name is not yet taken when you have a common surname

Answer: all names are taken, good luck.

Solution: use middle names

Also, you should be aware non-common names get teased because we teach our children to tease others

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>>12846581
Make new names, dummass. People are still called the same thing anyways and most people don't even use their middle name even if they have one, especially if they have more since it's just a fucking pain in the ass. That's why nowadays you have to tell your name, birth date and mother's maiden name for official business. Not to mention that it's your birth certificate and then your national id number that identifies you, names literally mean fuckall. And at that point you might as well have a simple, easy to use name rather 5 bird names and shit.

If everyone had non-common names then there wouldn't be non-common names.

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>>12832024
I've already decided that my son's name will be Accelerator.

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>>12846036
Japanese culture was dying after the second world war and it still is.
Japan is getting more westernized with every passing year.
It's the same for most Asian countries.

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>>12831830
Alice, Marisa, Flandre, Remilia seem fine to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846325
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12846068
You think that's bad?
My first name is Maria and I'm a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832024
Lance

[Anonymous No.]

>>12847479
I think it's pretty cool I have both male and female names, I use them as my alter-egos when I crossdress

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>>12833415

the ko （子) is usually child. Don't know about the other ones. Maru is probably ring or some shit, but that doens't make much sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832024
arthas menetil

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848637

good choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832537
Are you happy with your name, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12848656
I meant to ask >>12832718

[Anonymous No.]

ill name my kid folding umbrella

[Anonymous No.]

why was this not posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12849758
I doubt many people on modern /jp/ were here for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12849758
It's too bad the birth certificate is a template easily googled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12849766
Every now and then I want to post an image from old /jp/, realize it's in a folder ten thousand fat on an external drive, and give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12849758
That's the fake Obama birth certificate from a few years back

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832024
dio

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>>12847984
That's pretty gay.
At least my middle name is "Rainer", so I usually go by that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12850812
>At least my middle name is "Rainer", so I usually go by that.
Wow what a gay ass name, at least my female name is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832024
Goro

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>>12852358
>Maria Rainer
>gay
/jp/ confirmed for pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12832976
>Medicine
Whoa. I don't know about that one. I wouldn't want my daughters nickname to be Aspirin or some shit.

>>12834056
>Bread and water of the fountain
To be fair, that sounds pretty cool in English, like the title of some fantasy character or native American or something.

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>>12847472

[Anonymous No.]

bump

Would you name your child Utsuho? I can't imagine it rhymes with anything, but it is difficult to pronounce

[Anonymous No.]

>>12865107
LMAO THIS IMAGE IS HILARIOUS