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>> No.12828556
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merry christmas, friend!

>> No.12828561

I hate Christmas so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.12828593 [DELETED] 

Official GTS Rules:
•Offer anthing you dont want/need anymore ask if someone else wants it
•Want something? Name it and the thing you'll be trading for it then wait for a deal
•Like surprises? Say you have a mystery item you're willing to send if they send you a mystery item in return
•Post email to trade addresses and shipping info
•Do NOT use 10min email.
•Afraid of using names and what not? Just use an alias or P.O. box if worried about your address.
•When you get a package, post pics so we can see what you got and any hidden bonus goodies there may be!
•Be polite/friendly
•Items/Gifts do not necessarily need to be /jp/ related, but this is for the /jp/ community so it's ok.
•And most importantly, have fun, make someone happy!

>> No.12828597

What should i do for christmas if im in japan right now

>> No.12828600

Someone post that 2hu Christmas song starring Flan

Fuck off, those threads were jewmax

>> No.12828607

It's not Christmas.

>> No.12828609

Suck my dock dude.

>> No.12828611

The sentiment is shared.

Here's hoping this is the year you euthanize yourself!

>> No.12828616
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.

Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
stories of this Touhou making a statement.
With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.

She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.

"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
She greeted them all as they began to attack.
This could turn out to be quite the setback.

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For hours they fought in the sky up above,
Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love
They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed.
It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.

The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think
Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink-
She shot the attack, it was over for sure.
Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four

ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears
Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years
The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll
Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll

It was a long trip but she was finally here.
Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace
Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...

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"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled.
"Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled".
The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile.
"Why don't we just let her in for a while".

They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve.
"Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave."
He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap.
Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.

"Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break."
"What did you sa"...But it was too late.
In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame.
Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".

Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir.
Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year.
Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...


>> No.12828640

>Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir.
I call dibs.

That old nigger dead.

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>> No.12828647

Fuck you.

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>> No.12828700

I wish i got to suck a dick in japan.

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>> No.12828752

Flanfly to its death, anon.

All we can do is weep.

>> No.12828784

God bless us, every one

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Stop lying! She's being held hostage by jaypee mods!

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christmas with alice!

>> No.12828815


post the baja blast one

>> No.12828820

Merry christmas, Flandre, merry christmas, Janny, and merry christmas, /jp/, I love you.

>> No.12828823


woah dude there's no need to be all sarcastic

>> No.12828827

I'm not happy.

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>> No.12828835

Well, you don't need to.

Happiness is overrated.

>> No.12828837

But I like to be happy, I am right now.

>> No.12828842

Different guy huh?

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c'mon man. not on christmas.

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>> No.12828852

But I want to be happy.

>> No.12828853 [DELETED] 


thanks now it feels more like Christmas

>> No.12828859

Treasure that desire, it's better than actual happiness.

>> No.12828863

Happy holidays, fags.

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to everyone that's not so happy, cheer up!
i love you all

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why can't i be this little girl? i wish i had her happy and cute life

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christmas gifts for the yamabiko scum!

>> No.12828885 [DELETED] 

don't be sad anon!
just pretend you're a cute little girl on the internet

>> No.12828889 [DELETED] 


please don't encourage the homos

>> No.12828894 [DELETED] 

it's only homo if you start liking dudes too

>> No.12828896 [DELETED] 

that only works for so long before you turn homo or kill yourself and im already dead

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>> No.12828900 [DELETED] 


it keeps happening

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>> No.12828904 [DELETED] 

I'm doing that on mmos and various girls confide to me and treat me as their best friend, I feel like scum.

>> No.12828906 [DELETED] 

Very rude.

>> No.12828908 [DELETED] 

but part of pretending of being a little girl is delevoping healthy, girly craving for dicks and strong, male bodies

>> No.12828909 [DELETED] 

I hope these girls don't have penis themselves.

>> No.12828910 [DELETED] 
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nothing homo about cute

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no it's not, fuck off homo

>> No.12828912

it keeps happening

>> No.12828913 [DELETED] 
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no it's not, fuck off homo

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>> No.12828917

I told you about the stairs alice, I told you.

>> No.12828919 [DELETED] 

I bet you don't even pretend, you s-strong, alpha, confident m-male

>> No.12828922

Merry Christmas /jp/
Enjoy yourselves

>> No.12828927
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burn in the judeo-christian hell, homos

>> No.12828943 [DELETED] 

They don't because they have a different kind of powerlevel, I know who's a trap and who's not when I see one

>> No.12828954 [DELETED] 

Or they hide their powerlevel so well you underestimate them.

It's all about that level of immersion.

Just don't get gang raped.

>> No.12828970 [DELETED] 

They must be some pros since some of them have their weeaboo bf

>> No.12828990

Want to fuck?

>> No.12828996

this is the year /jp/

>> No.12829009

Goodbye, it's been fun.

>> No.12829018

You say that every year.

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The only thing on my Christmas list is a girlfriend. You think I'll get one? I was pretty good this year.

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now enjoy your lame presents you never wished for!

>> No.12829439


i hope i get boxers

>> No.12829446

My friends are here.

>> No.12829456 [DELETED] 

If you'll be good for me I'll be you're girlfriend, anon.

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>> No.12829475

All the Christmas cards we get are now just addressed to my parents, they used to include me or at least "the family"

Maybe everyone assumes I've moved out by now, or I've simply been forgotten.

>> No.12829475,1 [INTERNAL] 

baja blast tastes like piss

>> No.12829482 [DELETED] 
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Yeah I'd be a stellar boyfriend, but I'll want to dress you up like VN girls sooner or later so you'll need to be okay with that. You're wouldn't play a trick on someone on Christmas Eve, right?

>> No.12829501 [DELETED] 

N-no tricks, anon. And you can start dessing me up like VN girls from the very beginning.

>> No.12829512 [DELETED] 

Great. How do you want to get in touch with me?

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Maybe, dude.

Just maybe.

>> No.12829524 [DELETED] 

Was thinking about santa-mail, but I doubt he will will take order now, too late for that.

>> No.12829550


but its christmas eve?

where the fuck do you live, Japan?

if your answer is yes, 2chan is that way

>> No.12829563

well that's why he's too busy now with delivering, but I'll write to him nonetheless

>> No.12829582

I'm not getting presents.

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I figured. Messing with people during the holidays is pretty cold-blooded, you know? Hope you're hanging in there, dude.

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Merry christmas /jp/.

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There's nothing merry about it, faglord.

My life is fucking shit.

>> No.12830044

Nothing will change when you don't put in effort. Get a gun and come to gensokyo.

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Don't forget the true meaning of Christmas guys!

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Merry Birthday of the Sol Invictus, /jp/.

>> No.12830172

Time to get drunk and play that Marimite Christmas album!

Merry Christmas /jp/!

>> No.12830177

Merry Christmas /jp/ I love you all!

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Merry Christmas /jp/!

I hope to spend another year with you just like this again!

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I hope Santa Patchy brings you something nice this year.

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merry christmas /jp/

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Merry christmas!
I love you guys even if you're sometimes mean to me.

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You'd better stop this shit.

I don't take kindly to people stealing other people's images.

>> No.12830226

Merry Christmas to all of you.

I want to die.

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Merry christmas to you too friend

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Any just not feeling it.

This isn't the /jp/ I used to love.

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>> No.12830247 [DELETED] 

I feel you, man.
Where do old /jp/sies go when it's time to leave? I wish I knew.

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i think you do know

>> No.12830253 [DELETED] 

They become norms or learn Japanese just to shitpost and annoy the ones who couldn't be bothered to get past the first steps of the language.
The rest are dead.

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m. chrismas

>> No.12830264 [DELETED] 

Not ready for that shit.
I need to ease into death, you know? But I guess a couple weeks in /bun/ will do the trick.

>> No.12830278

Merry Christmas, you fucking nerd gaylords. I hope you faggots become a little girl and end up having a pillow fight in your sleepover with other little girls.

>> No.12830285


I might just kill myself.

>> No.12830290

maybe if we all wish for this to come true tonight it might happen...

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Not cool.

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>> No.12830302

What the fuck is this weeb shit supposed to mean?

>> No.12830306


happy new year dude

>> No.12830309

That would be great

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What the fuck?

It's not new year yet.

>> No.12830321

epic little girl meeme /a/niki

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chrismas present !

>> No.12830335

Happy holidays.

>> No.12830455 [DELETED] 

How do you do that? I try to never reveal my gender but then people assume I'm a guy.. maybe its because I stick with like 4chan where everyone else does it too

>> No.12830457 [DELETED] 


try behaving like a little girl and not like a huge fag

>> No.12830461 [DELETED] 

Janjan deleting specific posts instead of the whole offtopic thread.

>> No.12830464 [DELETED] 

People will find it hard to believe a little girl is playing mmos... I just act girly and stuff

>> No.12830466

>why did you delete my homosexual roleplaying but not flanfly

>> No.12830479 [DELETED] 

Study how girls act

>> No.12830482 [DELETED] 

I don't do anything, I just mind my own business and be friendly to everyone. All I do is use emoticons like :3 at the end of my sentences half of the time.
Hilarious are the times when I end up talking like that to a /jp/sie or guildmate I just added mistaking them for a random weeb player and have to explain why I greeted them like that.

>> No.12830484 [DELETED] 

I have tried, and believe I've enacted it reasonably well.. just no one believes!

>> No.12830486 [DELETED] 

You don't have to act, you have to be the little girl, find the little girl inside of you.

>> No.12830487 [DELETED] 
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Maybe you're so big hairy and gay they can sense your testosterone through the internet.

>> No.12830488 [DELETED] 


please don't encourage him

>> No.12830496 [DELETED] 
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It's funny to see that gross pathetic gaybo asking for advice on how to act like a girl and I can do whatever I want.

>> No.12830497 [DELETED] 

I will try more like that.. thank you

I locked her away a while ago.. maybe I just need to bring her back.

Im not though.

>> No.12830497,1 [INTERNAL] 

Janny the Grinch.

>> No.12830524 [DELETED] 

Who are you quoting? It definitely isn't me because fags are a blight.
Nice job being a hypocrite with the block, Janny, the whole thread is offtopic.
If you want to mute me, mute me for complaining about moderation.

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Remember to leave out cookies and milk for Marisa.

>> No.12830548 [DELETED] 

no, you can't

>> No.12830557 [DELETED] 

Nice work, JanJan.

>> No.12830567 [DELETED] 

JanJan is not having a merry Christmas, I guess.

>> No.12830567,1 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.12830614 [DELETED] 

you stained this beautiful white Christmas red with the blood of /jp/sies… I'll never forgive you for corrupting a Jay Christmas JanJan…

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メリクリ 「jp」

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Today is the day we rise up /jp/ and fight against the tyrannical rule of Janny. We must ride my friends. We must recover our lost brethren who left us to go to better sites that are not moderated by a whiny bitch who spends his Christmas eve on a computer reading about how much people hate him. Rise up and plow through the Janjan who has blocked our path to freedom for so many harsh and long years.

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Merry Christmas, you faggots.

>> No.12830647 [DELETED] 

Keep your head down.

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>> No.12830653

Marie Curie?

>> No.12830653,1 [INTERNAL] 

Ban evasion even though I've evaded no bans.
JanJan getting defensive.

>> No.12830653,2 [INTERNAL] 

Did the same thing to me.

>> No.12830653,3 [INTERNAL] 

more like jan evasion amirite

>> No.12830653,4 [INTERNAL] 

No fuck off shitposter.

>> No.12830653,5 [INTERNAL] 

homos literally getting owned ITT

>> No.12830653,6 [INTERNAL] 

The only homo here is you.

>> No.12830653,7 [INTERNAL] 


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Ride on /jp/

>> No.12830741

Happy holijays!

>> No.12830741,1 [INTERNAL] 

>ban evasion
fuck you janman you ruined christmas eve

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Merry christmas jaypee

Merry christmas janman
Suck my cock dude I'm not ban evading you stupid fucking idiot, learn to do your job right holy shit, how can you even be this stupid? Fuck I hope someone kills your gay ass lmao
Go ahead and ban me, but it shall do you no good, for the spirit of /jp/'s past, present, and future flows through my blood. I am eternal, my shitposting shall live on even if I am banned. You will never defeat all of /jp/, you shitty old man!

>> No.12830787,1 [INTERNAL] 

Rule of thumb always use a proxy when posting on /jp/ or 4chan in general.

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>> No.12830795,1 [INTERNAL] 

It's hard to get in the habit of that, I've been posting on 4chan too long and that's a relatively recent development.

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merry xmas /jp/, and ghost.

>> No.12830797,1 [INTERNAL] 

I've never gotten banned like this before, then again, I've been pretty quiet since the janitor used that drawfag's persona.
Is each janitor doomed to be worse than the last?

>> No.12830797,2 [INTERNAL] 

what in the hell was that for? and that was my raw IP? So I guess I'm banned now?

>> No.12830797,3 [INTERNAL] 

I bet this fucker got banned. Seriously, what the fuck.

>> No.12830797,4 [INTERNAL] 

Janny janjan either got promoted or is requesting ban for everyone.
You're better off not even replying to this thread. It's more defended than moot stickies.

>> No.12830797,5 [INTERNAL] 

is this a le honeypot

>> No.12830797,6 [INTERNAL] 

God damn that guy is such a piece of work.

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>> No.12830815 [DELETED] 

Janny just can't accept that more than one person hates him.

>> No.12830815,1 [INTERNAL] 

I'm >>12830642 and the proxy I was using wasn't even banned.

>> No.12830815,2 [INTERNAL] 


Yeah I guess he is just deleting posts because he finds humor in it. If he were to ban it would weaken the game of wack-a-mole.

>> No.12830815,3 [INTERNAL] 

I've mostly just gotten money since I was 13 or so. This year I got a nice pair of boots and a new bed, my old one got ruined last winter and I've been sleeping on the floor all year.

>> No.12830829


Merry Christmas

>> No.12830833 [DELETED] 

Hey, Janny, stop ruining Christmas for us.

>> No.12830833,1 [INTERNAL] 

I got banned, I was the one soliciting a gf

>> No.12830837 [DELETED] 
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I'm still not ban evading you faggot
Are you too stupid to realize that everyone here hates you, not just one person?
All I want for christmas is for janny to stop ruining /jp/…

>> No.12830843 [DELETED] 

Merry Christmas to /jp/, warosu, gnfos, bun, 8jp, ota, and anyone I missed!

>> No.12830846 [DELETED] 

Good night Janjan, keep suppressing these guys. You are doing gods work.

>> No.12830846,1 [INTERNAL] 

This is too much, I've been laughing uncontrollably.

>> No.12830846,2 [INTERNAL] 

I know, he must really think he's on the warpath defending /jp/ from its users.

>> No.12830846,3 [INTERNAL] 

Janny opened his stocking to find A HUGE SHITE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAGGOT

>> No.12830846,4 [INTERNAL] 

Got 12 pairs of black tube socks for Christmas.

>> No.12830874 [DELETED] 
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I have done no such thing, keep abusing your radical blocking power though, loser
Man, it must suck not having any of the cool real mod abilities. Does it really make you feel any better taking your frustrations out on all of us?

>> No.12830874,1 [INTERNAL] 

Have you, at any point in the past, ever had a hello kitty email?

>> No.12830874,2 [INTERNAL] 

oh fuck me I meant to say reposting not abuse… fuck I'm so ashamed fucking kill me this is the worst christmas ever I'm going to hang myself now

>> No.12830874,3 [INTERNAL] 

I'm usually on topic, but I got banned for ban evasion. Why does this happen, and why on christmas eve?

>> No.12830874,4 [INTERNAL] 

janny is a grinch

>> No.12830874,5 [INTERNAL] 

its funny how shitposting gets worse on christmas like what are you doing with your life lol some loser resetting his modem to post on 4chan while some loser deletes it this place is fucking comedy goldmine lmao

>> No.12830874,6 [INTERNAL] 

is this the epic ``le better than all the shitposters maym'' I've heard so much about?

>> No.12830880

This faggot...

>> No.12830880,1 [INTERNAL] 

no man both of you faggots are nolife nerds go fucking eat turkey and cookie sand shit its chrimstas lmbo fucking nerds you to janman go fucking eat something your probably starving from watching the board for a whole hour now

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Merry Christmas to all of my /jp/ friends!

>> No.12830886,1 [INTERNAL] 

I think you're having a fit of autism, please calm down.

>> No.12830899

it doesn't feel like christmas.

>> No.12830899,1 [INTERNAL] 

I flanally got banned
For ban evasion though, which I've never even tried to do before…

>> No.12830918

Why am I addicted to this?

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Merry christmass boyos

Who /drunk/ here?

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Merry Christmas guys, I hope things get better for a lot of you, quite a few of you seem to suffer from depression. If things are too much to bear, don't hesitate to get some professional help ala get on an anti-depressant or something of the sort.

And also, remember that "if it is to be, it's up to me"
Good luck, love you peeps

>> No.12830950,1 [INTERNAL] 

lmao did this guy actually buy the "depressed neet" meme?

>> No.12830950,2 [INTERNAL] 

The good old days

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merry christmas

>> No.12830965,1 [INTERNAL] 

buy it? he lived it.

>> No.12830965,2 [INTERNAL] 

One might even say he was born in it

>> No.12830996

im too scared to do that stuff though

>> No.12831003 [DELETED] 

It's not fridey, but I updated fridey night to reflect the reason for the season. Happy Kwanzaa friends (-:


>> No.12831004
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i LOVE /jp/ merry christmas!!!!

>> No.12831012

That picture is offensive.
True Japanese should understand the holy greatness of inbreeding.

>> No.12831012,1 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.12831012,2 [INTERNAL] 

you would have to be literally retarded to be lower than le shitposters

and even then at least you'd have an excuse

>> No.12831012,3 [INTERNAL] 

why demeter?

>> No.12831012,4 [INTERNAL] 

Hey guys...

>> No.12831041

It'll be worth it though.

>> No.12831041,1 [INTERNAL] 

le epic steamed vegetables maytmay

>> No.12831043

You really think I would accept that mind altering scheme designed to suppress my NEET power? Well, whatever is needed to keep living the life will ultimately be integrated and accepted.

>> No.12831043,1 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.12831061

Well, it's really just about making the blackness bearable. There's nothing wrong with being a NEET, but I feel like there's probably a few people here that don't really want that lifestyle, they just sort of fell down a hole, and here they are.

It's just about what makes you happier. If you like being a NEET, more power to you.

>> No.12831061,1 [INTERNAL] 

steamed vegetables are gross, fried or baked is better

>> No.12831061,2 [INTERNAL] 

you know you don't have to tell people you're fat on the internet

>> No.12831061,3 [INTERNAL] 

I'm 93 pounds…

>> No.12831061,4 [INTERNAL] 

any wasukos wanna play a video games

>> No.12831061,5 [INTERNAL] 

are you a girl
will you marry me i need love bad

>> No.12831070


>> No.12831070,1 [INTERNAL] 

warosuko doesnt play video games hes a robot

>> No.12831070,2 [INTERNAL] 

I'm not a girl… know feel though…

>> No.12831070,3 [INTERNAL] 

well if you are cute and willing to wear a wig and a maid outfit we can make it work

>> No.12831086

Exactly, I feel as if you love the culture you've embraced, you should be happy with it. Of course, everything has it's ups and downs. It's simply the nature of "life". Further, those types of remedies can lead to taking it easy, which is dearly welcome. We must have a balance, some people can trust themselves and some may be lead into a trap by their own ignorance of their mind state. I personally, will risk the danger of ignoring perceived problems and "hiccups" as I believe all people pass through these phases. Don't take my word for it, do as your heart tells you and enjoy these moments, melancholy only compliments the moments of comfort.

>> No.12831087

Thanks. That .gif made feel warm in this lonely night.

>> No.12831087,1 [INTERNAL] 

I have an erection just thinking about this.

>> No.12831087,2 [INTERNAL] 

what a faggot

>> No.12831093

It was a flan read.

>> No.12831093,1 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.12831093,2 [INTERNAL] 

pls respond

>> No.12831126

Eat at KFC.

>> No.12831126,1 [INTERNAL] 

Umm.. you're a faggot...

>> No.12831126,2 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.12831126,3 [INTERNAL] 

will you be my faggot

>> No.12831126,4 [INTERNAL] 

no but seriously anyone wanna play video games?

>> No.12831126,5 [INTERNAL] 

trying to score dat boipussy on the big w

>> No.12831126,6 [INTERNAL] 

I want to get someone for monster hunter 3 for DS so I can 100% the game, but I'm too scared to meet humans.
I don't know what to do.

>> No.12831126,7 [INTERNAL] 

Get MH4G, it has online. I play with my cute /jp/ internet boyfriend who lives on the other side of the country all the time.

>> No.12831126,8 [INTERNAL] 

4 isn't out in EU, I'll be sure to add you when it is out.
Hunters For Hire in 3U is bullshit. It ;locks out weapons.
It's not NEET friendly at all.

>> No.12831126,9 [INTERNAL] 

i remember last year someone on here said they wanted a big bubble of jayboy butt for christmas and i said
uhh me tooo
and he said no ive been naughty
feelin it man im still a friggin virgin

>> No.12831516
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Celebrating Christmas with /jp/!

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Merry Christmas /jp/.

>> No.12831530,1 [INTERNAL] 

IP grabber from ticks do not click

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merry christmas

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Christmas in the Underground!

>> No.12831727
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Interesting how there are shinto, buddhist, taoist touhous now but no christians. I guess zun still hasn't ripped off journey to the west either so there's still a way to go before he runs out of references.

>> No.12831735

If zun wanted to introduce christians, he need a rival for them.

>> No.12831747

Rival? Every touhou is just random characters with cultural references showing up, Reimu beating them up and then everyone is happy.

>> No.12831762


Nah, it's part of his grand scheme.

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The might of Christian super-science!

>> No.12831780

Somehow, I doubt it

>> No.12831787

> still hasn't ripped off journey to the west either
Maybe he'll combine the two, he already made Taishi taoist, might as well have a christian Wukong.

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Mery Christmas /jp/. Lets all get drunk on alcoholic eggnog!

>> No.12831859

Merry Christmas /jp/.

>> No.12831867 [DELETED] 

thank you.
Merry Christmas /jp/!

>> No.12831869

>get drunk on alcoholic eggnog
that sounds like it'd make for a pretty disgusting throw up

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thank you.
Merry Christmas /jp/!

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I had a good Christmas Eve, a good Christmas Day and a good Christmas Night. Being in a different country without family responsibilities is really freeing.

I got a nice present. It's very /jp/-related, but I feel I should not post it on /jp/ because of who gave it to me.

>> No.12832019,1 [INTERNAL] 

fuck you....

>> No.12832043

was it a dragon dildo?

>> No.12832051

No, it was an eroge.

>> No.12832053

about dragon dildos?

>> No.12832060

If such an eroge existed, I wouldn't wait to be given it. I'd be lined up at Sofmap, pre-ordering that shit as soon as they put them little tickets out.

>> No.12832065

dragon dildo galaxy 2000

>> No.12832065,1 [INTERNAL] 

hehe dragon dildo memem LOL xd

>> No.12832065,2 [INTERNAL] 

You rascal!

>> No.12832065,3 [INTERNAL] 

I fucking hate this cgrascal guy.
I would rather keep the stuff untranslated than having to read that shit.

>> No.12832374

I fucking despise you.

>> No.12832432

I don't usually think about how alone I actually am until today. I should have bought myself a gift.

What is it like to have friends?

>> No.12832438

idno man, I just ate some cake with my mom and siblings

>> No.12832438,1 [INTERNAL] 

I like when he turns everything into a question

>> No.12832438,2 [INTERNAL] 

30 days for ban evasion which I've never done, but will probably do now.

>> No.12832438,3 [INTERNAL] 

are there really people in /jp/ who don't ban evade


>> No.12832438,4 [INTERNAL] 

I get banned every day at least 3-4 times. I have been banned from 4chan about 10,000 times in ~9 years.

>> No.12832438,5 [INTERNAL] 

i do the crime i do the time

>> No.12833115

Merry Christmas jaypee

My mom got me sweatpants and I like them

>> No.12836599

What is your new year's resolution

Mine is to stop coming here and not be a useless shit

>> No.12836620

Who are you kidding, you're going to fail at that, dweeb.

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Mine is to kill this board. There's no other way to end the suffering.

>> No.12836697

Good luck. Let's see if I can stay away this year.

>> No.12836722

merry christmas everyone

didn't get anything as usual. gave a lot of stuff, at least.

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