Momiji's not just your wife, she's your best friend!

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Anonymous Sun Dec 21 17:26:44 2014 No.12819259 [Reply] [Original]

Momiji's not just your wife, she's your best friend!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 17:30:32 2014 No.12819259,1 I actually cringed at this one

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 17:34:55 2014 No.12819281 awoo girl a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 17:37:35 2014 No.12819281,1 >>12819281 has neo/jp/ just stopped pretending that it's not 100% /a/v/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 17:38:28 2014 No.12819288 friends are for normalfags I just want to fuck that dog

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 18:01:10 2014 No.12819353 File: 498 KB, 950x716, 1403127756557.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to impregnate awoo girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 18:05:02 2014 No.12819361 >>12819259 >Momiji's not just your wife, she's your best friend! This is too much for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 18:22:58 2014 No.12819440 I can't imagine having a girl as my best friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 18:30:03 2014 No.12819464 >>12819440 The closest thing I have to friends are my sisters and brother, so I sort of can.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 18:31:07 2014 No.12819468 What's a friend?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 22:03:49 2014 No.12819928 If dog is man's best friend, then waifu momiji is man's best waifu! GENIUS.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 22:44:51 2014 No.12819928,1 streaming in 5 mins sonic racing http://www.twitch.tv/idunnoitsweird

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 10:16:46 2014 No.12821685 awoo

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 10:27:02 2014 No.12821702 But your best friend is the person with whom you talk about how much you hate your wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 10:57:33 2014 No.12821771 >>12821685 doin it rong

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 19:58:43 2014 No.12823308 File: 90 KB, 800x700, 1405092892665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12821702 I wouldn't hate my wife if she was Momiji.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 05:34:13 2014 No.12824821 File: 332 KB, 1279x4518, suicide.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12819259 Oh god i just had a PTSD style flashback

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 05:51:30 2014 No.12824845 >>12824821 lol oh my god

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 07:32:11 2014 No.12825032 File: 334 KB, 781x1100, 1418271015822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12824821

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 08:37:36 2014 No.12825146 >>12824821 >>12825032 how to ruin a fun thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 08:47:44 2014 No.12825166 >>12825146 Yeah, a thread with an average 2 posts per day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 18:42:24 2014 No.12826595 >>12824821 >she dies Fug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:53:06 2014 No.12827768 >>12819259 oh, i remember that post. I remember it well. Unfortunatly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 02:19:15 2014 No.12827878 She isn't my wife or my friend, Momiji is my fuckbuddy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 03:16:32 2014 No.12828077 File: 237 KB, 532x801, 1405995496844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder that Momiji will never get an official ZUN portrait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 04:19:32 2014 No.12828223 File: 304 KB, 640x640, poke the awoo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12824821 How would chocolate make somebody's large intestine fall out of their ass during anal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 07:39:28 2014 No.12828602 File: 222 KB, 1500x1500, 65439599e1d13ac28f78b4caf94e899b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Momiji celebrating!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 10:33:35 2014 No.12829010 File: 1022 KB, 1140x1200, 1406339363930.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12828223 Momiji is part wolf. Dogs of any kind cannot eat chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 11:11:31 2014 No.12829080 File: 1.25 MB, 1733x2000, Merry Awoo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12828602 Christmas Eve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 14:58:18 2014 No.12829653 File: 372 KB, 533x746, 47127273_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheating on Momiji!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 15:03:21 2014 No.12829675 >>12829653 Cheating with Perspective!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 16:42:37 2014 No.12830024 >>12819259 >appear once for 30 seconds as a portrait-less, dialogue-less midboss >explosive popularity Fucking Momijifags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 16:51:37 2014 No.12830059 File: 103 KB, 640x640, 1415691332240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12830024 everywan loves momizi!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 17:00:48 2014 No.12830087 >>12829010 Yeah but im pretty sure they just die normally. Not.... like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 17:03:59 2014 No.12830104 Only ZUN can make a character with no official portrait or theme my favorite character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 17:07:11 2014 No.12830118 >>12829010 It would take several pounds to kill her, relax. >>12830024 Well I'm sorry Momiji is the cutest little wolfgirl ever. I fell in love the instant I saw her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 17:11:14 2014 No.12830129 File: 321 KB, 480x600, 0187f070303341e83dfedf5266c00f18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12830024 the power of creativity

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 17:13:55 2014 No.12830134 >>12830024 I think the very fact that there is literally nothing about her suggests that we can do whatever we want as the fan base and its canon and contradicts nothing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 17:23:02 2014 No.12830161 File: 201 KB, 920x920, 1418642821278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12830024 Same reason why Tokiko, which only appeared once in Curiosities and as a cameo in Forbidden Scrollery, have her own figure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 17:45:19 2014 No.12830217 File: 542 KB, 1080x1080, f20887e42c9af916722bd7243784a414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12830024 >>12830161 At least they have a name

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 18:12:28 2014 No.12830268 momi

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 19:43:49 2014 No.12830443 File: 353 KB, 727x1000, 1409676528841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12830268 Mommy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 21:15:22 2014 No.12830628 File: 1.39 MB, 1554x2174, 46793543_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When will the weebs translate it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 23:17:23 2014 No.12830894 File: 442 KB, 1123x775, 23189716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12830443 If Momiji was my mommy, I would probably sneak into her room at night and masturbate to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 23:23:19 2014 No.12830904 File: 705 KB, 597x800, 46753492_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Momiji is fit! Give her a shoulder massage!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 23:31:39 2014 No.12830927 >>12830904 I keep reaching to my monitor, but it's doing nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 23:35:02 2014 No.12830941 File: 1.72 MB, 1045x1500, p_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When will the weebs translate it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 23:37:56 2014 No.12830953 this is one of the gayest most cringeworthy threads i have ever seen obviously made and babysat by janjan himself

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:04:01 2014 No.12831016 File: 1.21 MB, 2038x2694, d745ca7c5ad320ef592f1eefa67200e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12830953 It's not that gay until those super cute Momiji cosplay videoes get posted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:13:26 2014 No.12831039 >>12830628 "You came to visit today as well!" "Isn't it cold?” "It'll be a problem if you catch a cold. It'll be right away, at my house." Pretty sure that's it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:21:07 2014 No.12831054 File: 1.68 MB, 1332x1863, 1419484867219.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12831039 Well, the rest is on sadpanda. Search for Nicutoka.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:29:54 2014 No.12831079 File: 193 KB, 569x990, Slut Momiji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting Momiji in a Momiji thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:50:53 2014 No.12831129 >>12831079 Whoa, Momiji put on some weight!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:01:30 2014 No.12831161 File: 885 KB, 2083x2423, Walking the Wolfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12831129 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 02:09:23 2014 No.12831305 >>12831054 I've never tried translating doujinshi before, but it might be fun actually. This doesn't look too long either. I'll give it a shot tomorrow anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 02:12:47 2014 No.12831313 >>12831305 Don't do it for free.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 02:13:55 2014 No.12831317 File: 1.21 MB, 2038x2694, d745ca7c5ad320ef592f1eefa67200e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12831305 That would be swell of you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 02:22:29 2014 No.12831346 File: 1.70 MB, 1500x2700, 5284d98bab6dabad886a593486f13d41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12831313 And a Happy Ḥanukkah to you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 06:00:05 2014 No.12831791 >>12824821 >chocolate Oh fuck that. I was even enjoying it, but I goddamn know someone is dying before the end of these posts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 13:30:18 2014 No.12832547 File: 547 KB, 750x1000, aa9069b031e201e923bc0adffc105719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My presento~

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 13:41:50 2014 No.12832574 >>12832547 She looks so... flat.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Thu Dec 25 13:46:51 2014 No.12832592 >>12832547 Naked dog belly?, great present dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 13:52:22 2014 No.12832608 File: 2.88 MB, 2480x3507, 89740e72ede9bfc623fe112b56d19d3b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12832574 >>12832592 thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 15:30:07 2014 No.12832858 File: 433 KB, 350x343, 1407048759517.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12831054 Why is Momiji so lewd? Is it all that pent up lust from her training all the time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 15:51:52 2014 No.12832895 >>12832858 Alice neglected to get her spayed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 15:52:53 2014 No.12832896 >>12832895 I-i meant aya

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 16:05:13 2014 No.12832931
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>>12832858
Long days of patrolling the mountain and training/dai shogi during off time leaves little room for romance. Her only hope for release is to find a good man to jump the bones of during her patrol and then mate with him vigorously.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 17:57:11 2014 No.12833173 Dancing with Momiji! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9nN_QM8Qts

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 19:18:42 2014 No.12833368 File: 2.75 MB, 1024x576, 1399704157570.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12833173 How indecent! Someone get that dog girl some clothes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 19:47:11 2014 No.12833444 File: 568 KB, 1100x1800, give back momiji's clothes!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12833368 Please do. She looks ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 20:21:42 2014 No.12833553 >>12833368 >bf is looking at a different girl >That's cheeaaating! I have to kill him now! Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 20:35:22 2014 No.12833591 >>12833553 She didn't kill him, and this is really not a situation to be looking at other ladies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 20:45:27 2014 No.12833621 >>12833591 so stomping on his neck doesn't kill him? Ok. glad I didn't learn health from you. In addition, so what if he looked at another girl? I don't kill her when she looks at other guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 20:49:45 2014 No.12833632 >>12833621 Staring at some lady's ass for a looooong time while your grilfriend is waiting for a kiss seems like a unreasonable thing to do, nerdo.

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 20:50:24 2014 No.12833635

>>12833621
She didn't stomp on his neck you dumb fuck, she stomped on his face. Are your eyes in your neck?

Of course you don't, but it's really rude to get distracted by some passing lady when you're leaning in for a kiss. She's got every right to be mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 20:52:45 2014 No.12833644 >>12833632 >nerdo argument ignored. >>12833635 TIL having your skull caved in is an infinitely better way to die than a broken neck. also, Mad=kill lover you're one submissive sonofabitch aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 20:57:45 2014 No.12833657 >>12833644 What makes you think she's stomping that hard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:01:48 2014 No.12833673 >>12833657 THE WAY THE SCREEN GOES RED, INDICATING THAT THERE IS BLOOD INSIDE OF YOUR IRISES, AND THE WAY THAT THE SCREEN FADES TO BLACK, INDICATING A LAPSE INTO AN UNCONSCIOUS STATE. caps because you didn't see it in the video.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:02:42 2014 No.12833676 >>12833644 See, the thing is that under no proper ethical theory is it actually morally justifiable to stomp in someone's head because he was an asshole. However, nobody really cares, because he's an asshole.

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:05:22 2014 No.12833683

>>12833676
except he wasn't an asshole, because that's just looking at a different girl, and that's perfectly fucking fine. Hell, he probably isn't even looking at her for sexual reasons, by 2hu canon ran is effectively a god. If a god walked down the street you bet your ass I'd stare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:05:31 2014 No.12833685 >>12831317 Here you go, merry christmas etc etc http://exhentai.org/g/769773/32ba634926/ Like i said, it's my first time submitting a translation so it's not flawless but...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:06:15 2014 No.12833691 >>12833673 The screen goes red because her sandal is red and her sandal is filling his vision, and the video goes black because it ends. Holy shit, reach harder please.

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:06:32 2014 No.12833693
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>>12833621
Aren't you a charmer? Staring at another woman moments before kissing yours is significantly less tactful than the occasional glance while out and about. Don't act like it's the same.

Imagine if your girlfriend was about to give you a kiss and then paused to take a look at Tyrone walking by in his tight power lifting shirt?

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:07:26 2014 No.12833700

>>12833683
>except he wasn't an asshole
He was being an asshole. Maybe you don't think he was being an asshole, and that's cool too.

>Hell, he probably isn't even looking at her for sexual reasons, by 2hu canon ran is effectively a god. If a god walked down the street you bet your ass I'd stare.
You live in Gensokyo, you get used to it after a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:10:19 2014 No.12833707 File: 390 KB, 600x600, momiji geez....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How long is this going to go on?

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:11:16 2014 No.12833711

>>12833693
>Imagine if your girlfriend was about to give you a kiss and then paused to take a look at Tyrone walking by in his tight power lifting shirt?
that's EXTREMELY eye catching, and besides, the dude has better muscles than me. He worked for them. Mildly embarrassing, but otherwise unimportant.
>>12833700
Looking at a person is being an asshole? I learn a new thing every day.
>You live in Gensokyo, you get used to it after a while.
I have my doubts. I live near an airport, but when the 747's take off even a resident like me will marvel at their size.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:11:33 2014 No.12833713 File: 1.05 MB, 989x1400, a10b9a417f7adb555dd334f9506f2b37.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12833685 That's awesome. You're awesome! Merry Christmas!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:12:17 2014 No.12833716 >>12833707 until momiji apologizes and pays for my medical bills.

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:12:48 2014 No.12833721

>>12833711
>Looking at a person is being an asshole? I learn a new thing every day.
Keeping your girlfriend waiting for a kiss with her eyes shut to check out another girl's ass is asshole behavior. Maybe you think that's okay, and that's cool, but most people think it's dick behavior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:16:44 2014 No.12833744 File: 332 KB, 800x991, 5b07f0e316ad2961b5c0c148346aaa63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12833716 That wasn't you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:18:12 2014 No.12833751 >>12833721 For the sake of the argument, let's say that this dude was looking at her ass, and for no other reason than just because... well ass. so he's impolite, possibly flat out obnoxious. Does that justify his head being fractured?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:19:15 2014 No.12833753 >>12833744 Yes it was. I remember it clearly. I also remember the sounds of the surgical room, and filing a restraining order. If you don't want to get dumped and carted off to prison, you better make good fast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:22:48 2014 No.12833766 File: 498 KB, 1050x1400, 5752253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Personally, I want Momiji to step on my face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:25:23 2014 No.12833776 >>12833766 Well then that's your fetish. And you're a bit of an outlier. Just don't force your kiks on us more... Headstrong types.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:28:25 2014 No.12833784 >>12833751 see >>12833676

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 21:44:20 2014 No.12833823 File: 295 KB, 716x1011, 1409839589971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12833766 I want Momiji to sit on my face, have she have done hours of exercises.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 22:05:11 2014 No.12833887 >>12833823 Me too. I want to breathe in her stench. I bet it smells like a lewd heaven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 22:21:28 2014 No.12833951 File: 175 KB, 653x960, 1418499742822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12833887 Thick musky Momiji flavor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 22:49:51 2014 No.12834032 >>12819259 I'm going to cuck you dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 00:54:13 2014 No.12834342 >>12833553 Dat Ran though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 02:31:36 2014 No.12834590 File: 280 KB, 450x720, a834a9b6bc96b378229db6ae7d8402b6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12833823 The sweetest sweat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 02:39:20 2014 No.12834615 >>12833553 >looking when you could be kissing That guy really is an idiot >wait hold up baby, we gotta stop having sex because there is someone I wanna look at.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 04:00:06 2014 No.12834833 >>12834615 Dat. Ran. Though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 08:53:30 2014 No.12835383 >>12834833 The Ran MMD models always give me the weirdest boners.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 09:04:04 2014 No.12835407 File: 738 KB, 1092x840, 1406874322455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kyouko goes yahooo. Momiji and Kagerou goes awoooo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 10:36:37 2014 No.12835555 >>12835407 How do Chen and Ran go?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 14:44:33 2014 No.12836035 File: 300 KB, 1920x1200, Cats.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12835555 Chen and Orin goes mew. Ran goes floof like this. http://youtu.be/_AtP7au_Q9w

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 16:01:51 2014 No.12836141 >>12819259 GUAU

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 18:01:22 2014 No.12836334 File: 164 KB, 800x600, 34567723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12836035 Nazrin goes chu chu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 19:09:23 2014 No.12836478 >>12836334 Mice go EEK EEK

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 06:46:49 2014 No.12837873 >>12836478 EEK EEK

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