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What Touhou, other than Kane, would make the best elementary school teacher?

>> No.12814660
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The Messiah is not a Touhou.

>> No.12814665
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basically all dumb feminists, like the religionhus
elementary school teachers really like to use religions to educate little kids, because if they don't obey, the'll go to HELL

>> No.12814667

>>12814665

Sorry your parents sent you to a religious school, but that's absolutely not how the public system works.

>> No.12814668
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Patchouli, Koakuma, Eirin

>> No.12814675

>>12814667
that's how school worked in the past, of course you kids don't know about this
most kindergartens and elementary schools were founded or supported by the church in western countries

>> No.12814680

If you are serious, Akyuu.

>> No.12814696
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Ran would be the best teacher, she knows how to deal with kids, and wouldn't have any trouble kids.

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>>12814668

I second Patchouli, Knowledge is in her name after all.

>> No.12814726

>>12814720
She wouldn't make a good teacher. Five seconds after the class starts, it would already be anarchy.

>> No.12814730

Tenshi, she's been studying dat "ancient wisdom" for a couple of hundred years or so now and she thinks like a kid so she might unexpectedly do a good job. Not to mention, celestials coming to the surface usually teach people something right?

>> No.12814744

>>12814730

She's not a celestial. Her dad is a celestial. She's goldfish poop.

>> No.12814757

>>12814744
Tenshi became a celestial because of her family's deeds. It is funny how she never did the very hard work to be become a celestial, aka hundred of years of hermithood.

No wonder why she's bored in heavens.

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>>12814660
Or is she?

>> No.12814786

>>12814668
You can't learn if your blood is drained from your brain to your dick.

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12814825

Trick question.

>> No.12814835
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Eirin.

>> No.12814848
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KANE?

>> No.12814886

>>12814668
>Eirin
Kids hopped up on Super Adderall learning all the learning.

>> No.12814895

>>12814848
I opened the thread to post this.

>> No.12814906

>>12814848
Please Keine stop showing lewd stuff to our children!

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Rinnosuke

>> No.12815414

>>12814675
Did you go to school in 1830 or something?

>> No.12815417

>>12814848
tell me about kane, why does she wear the hat

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>>12815417
You are a smart 2hu.

>> No.12815781

>>12815480
for you

>> No.12815845
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Akyuu, probably. She has a calm personality and knows a lot.

How good would Seija be with kids?

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Yumemi

>> No.12815932

>>12815896

i should be able to solve that

>> No.12816006

>>12815845
What a lewd butt. I'd sit behind her and fap just looking at her perfect figure and finally come on her socks.

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>>12815414
i lived for over 800 earth years

>> No.12816032

Akyuu doesn't have time to teach, she has the chronicle to work on, and not a lot of time to finish her edition.

>> No.12816047

>>12816032
i think OP is clearly is asking about real 2hus, not these mangahus

>> No.12816112

>>12816006
ladies and gentlemen, otaku culture

>> No.12816151

>>12815845
Shiet I thought she was standing, wearing a pair of white jeans.

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